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User talk:Yaktoo

2010-05-07T23:31:40Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: Created page with '{{welcome|YawningSquirtleRedux}} Also, if you want to sign your posts, use the four tildes (~) :) Happy edits! --~~~~'

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Also, if you want to sign your posts, use the four tildes (~) :) Happy edits! --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:31, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Emily Date Conversation Transcript

2010-05-07T23:30:41Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* To do */

Just as a note since I'm too lazy to do it myself, I think "Robert" should be replaced with "Bob." At least, most trolls tend to know Chris's dad as "Bob" and tend to associate Robert with [[Robert Simmons V]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:13, 17 May 2009 (CEST)
:Finished. Looks like someone else had started it, but I went ahead and finished off the rest of the Roberts. [[User:Sakanz|sakanz]] 00:33, 6 December 2009 (CET)

In case anyone's looking for some "Mumble March"-type activities, there're just four minutes of this very long audio left to transcribe (shortly before the end of the tape). [[User:Llort|Llort]] 15:32, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:Correction: there's a ''ton'' of this left to transcribe, which I didn't notice earlier because the start is done, the end is done, and the whole thing's just so long. Maybe I can make a few improvements myself... [[User:Llort|Llort]] 14:26, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Well i'm more than willing to work on a block if noone else wants to? [[User:EnglishPickle|EnglishPickle]] 03:17, 29 March 2010

==To do==

*<s>Transcribe 24:23 - 32:00.</s> '''Done.'''
:*I guess I'll start working on this myself. But if anyone else has already started working on this in secret, do let me know so that I'm not duplicating your efforts! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 04:58, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
*Transcribe 36:49 - 01:14:22.
:*This gap is 40 minutes long, so it'd probably make sense to divvy it up in some way. I don't know where any logical subject-matter breaks fall, though, so maybe just breaking it up into four 10-minute segments would be best?
:*I'll work on the empty space left. Maybe using your idea. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 18:42, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I transcribed around 8 or so minutes, with around 15 left to go. Feel free to edit it to your liking, also added a section which stops around the time Chris and Bob start wondering who Emily looks like. --[[User:HatMcCullough|HatMcCullough]] 13:12, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*Transcribe 01:25:29 - 01:29:34.
:*This is only 4 minutes of audio to transcribe. Get to it!
:*This transcription is pretty epic. I'm going to summarise at the top, so people don't have to wade through hours of shit to find what they want. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:11, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

Does any of the tape still need to be transcribe?-Yaktoo

Yes. Shitloads. Get to it! --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:30, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki talk:Artist Commune

2010-05-07T16:36:00Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* Propaganda request */

Does anyone think maybe we should move requests here instead of the main page? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:27, 31 December 2009 (CET)
*Can do. And the front page can be converted into a gallery. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:17, 8 January 2010 (UTC).

==Requests==
Post your requests for images '''here'''. Please be descriptive in what you want and for what purpose, and be sure to sign your comment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 30 November 2009 (CET)
* I suggest the wannabe-drawfags visit [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Fan_art here], see which characters have little or no "fanart" of them, and create it. We have lots of Chrises, Sonichus, Rosechus and Mary Lee Walshes, but too few "fanarts" of other characters. So... if this may be counted as a request, let that be it --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:47, 30 November 2009 (CET)
:* No offense but the purpose of the project isn't so much to get fanart or to promote (nothing wrong with that, Chris's awfulness tends to promote it in itself), but rather utilize the skills of these fanartists to make CWCki better. It'll work closely with the Fan Works index to create more specific art. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:46, 1 December 2009 (CET)
::*Ah, sorry, didn't understand it first. So, you mean to make original CWCki-made illustrations for articles? Like in [[Duck]] and [[Fapcup]]? Good idea. But then there's a question: which articles need such illustrations, and which would be better illustrated with photo material? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:32, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:::*We could use a tag for articles which need original content, mostly articles without pics at all. Yes, I do mean original CWCki made illustrations, exactly like the one for Fapcup (the Duck illustration was actually from ED, based on an old rumor that Chris would smear his penis with peanut butter to make it bigger). I'm not sure about that last part, but if you can find an existing photo, fine, but if not, then ask an artist to draw up something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:35, 1 December 2009 (CET)
::::*How about this? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:18, 1 December 2009 (CET) {{Illustrations}}
[[Category:CWCki projects]]

===Holiday Banners===
I've gotten a few holiday [[:Image:CWCiki Introduction.jpg|banners]] from /cwc/ and PVCC, which are great, but for other major holidays would be good. If someone could do one for Festivus, that'd be fantastic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:31, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:Here's [[:Image:Festivus.png|my shoop]], don't know if someone else got to it before me, but if they didn't there's my shitacular attempt, lol. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 07:31, 4 December 2009 (CET)
[[Category:CWCki projects]]
One more that I think we could use - one to celebrate New Year's Day, 2010. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:29, 13 December 2009 (CET)
*How is [[:Image:CWCki_2010.jpg|this]]? ~ [[User:F4P|Fight]][[Special:Contributions/F4P|-4-]][[User_talk:F4P|Peace]] 16:06, 13 December 2009 (CET)
:*Love it! Those paper hats I think are more of a Eurofag thing but I think they're also an old sort of thing, like you'd see people from the 50s wear which is classy.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:15, 19 December 2009 (CET)

Unfortunately, for God only knows why, the PVCC thread that had a few of these seems to be gone and the Krapple thread that had some is gone as well. Thus, we need some new banners. For instance, I wanted one today for Chris's birthday but alas, can't seem to find it. So people, start churning out some banners for holidays and such. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:20, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
*Can anyone whip up a quick one for the Sonichu 10th anniversary? St. Patty's day one is great, but it's out of touch for the whole fact that 17 March is the birth of Sonichu (and Patty) than St. Patty's Day.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:29, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

===CWCki ads===
Since the "Wanted" ad on the side is getting kinda old, I was thinking we could have some fun ads on the side, in the same vein as the ones on CWCipedia but instead of using it as a way to troll Chris, it'd be a fun way to spice up the CWCki. Here are some ideas I have:
*[[Reeb]] (ideally use the real life Reeb as the basis of the logo)
* Monday Night [[Kick the Autistic]] (sponsored by Reeb)
* [[Virginia is for Virgins]]
* [[CWC Cola]]

These are just some starting suggestions but ideally should be things from the CWC-universe (please, no ads for Fanta or anything stupid like that). Ideally it should mimic real life ads and should fit on the side. Otherwise, have fun. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:51, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*i've set up the advertisement box. or, i've tried, and am waiting for the god damn thing to fix itself. hopefully should be working in at most 12 hours --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 12:34, 5 December 2009 (CET)

* I've set about making a quick advert for [[Media:KTA-Ad.jpg|America's Favorite Game]]! It's the same dimensions as the ones on CWCipedia, don't know if that makes any difference. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
**Also, [[Media:TobackyAd.jpg|Tobacky]]. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
::*I really love the Tobacky one. Anyways, I've made a [[:Category:CWCki ads|category]] for all the ads. For reference, ads should be around 140 x 300, about the same size as the smaller ads on CWCipedia, but F4P had the right idea. Also got a few from people on Krapple. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:14, 5 December 2009 (CET)
* I've made another advert for [[Media:Ad_kicktheaustistic.jpg|America's Favorite Game]], although I'm not sure how to add it to the CWCiki ad category. [[User:Butch Dykemans|Butch Dykemans]] 07:50, 7 December 2009 (CET)
**Just add <noinclude><nowiki>[[Category:CWCki ads]]</nowiki></noinclude> to the description of the image. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
* Could someone also make an ad promoting straightness? Seems only right. Also, need to speak to Cogs to get the advertisement thing to work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 13 December 2009 (CET)

===Pics for [[Chris Sex Logs]]===
I think [[Chris Sex Logs]] could use some pictures. Pretty much choose any fun quote and make a picture of it, the primary constraint being that the picture should be able to have a quote from the transcript as a caption. Otherwise, go crazy. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:51, 19 December 2009 (CET)
* [[Chris Sex Logs]] now has two illustrations. Is that enough, or do you want moar? --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 17:39, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*If you feel like doing more, by all means do so, but otherwise what you have done is fantastic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 31 December 2009 (CET)

===[[CWCki:CWCki-tan|CWCki-tan]]===
Make fanart of CWCki-tan to promote its usage. Figure out ways to incorporate it into stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 31 December 2009 (CET)

*Hai guise, just thought I'd upload my cwciki-tan fan art. btw, how do I join artist commune?--[[User:Whattheshit|Whattheshit]] 14:37, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Pretty sure it's open invites--just make art and put a <nowiki>{{artfag}}</nowiki> on your user page, if you feel like bragging =) --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 15:01, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

===Exterior shot of [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]===
An exterior shot of the outside of Hotel Ricky Ricardo would jazz up the article a bit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* You got it. I'm not good at buildings or scenery but I'll do what I can. [[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 08:13, 31 December 2009 (CET)
:* Can't be worse than Chris, and he has a CADD degree :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:29, 31 December 2009 (CET)

===Mailbag pics===
As discussed on SnorlaXBOX's talk page, I think some pics for [[Mailbag]] responses would be good - ideally pics that can be associated with a quote from Chris's mailbag response and obviously things that work graphically - Chris giving advice for someone isn't really going to translate well as a drawing. Not every Mailbag needs it, but if there's something particularly amusing Chris has said, then have a drawing associated with it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:29, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* I call the Pirate email from Mailbag 23. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 01:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

===[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|How The Pokemon, Pokeballs, etc. etc.]]===

I'm working on an illustration of Mewchu right now (although really, it's turning into Dr. Manhattan Super Saiyan 3 Mewtwo Sonichu). Any other scenes that would work for this thing? (OTHER than the whole 'pokemon cumming lolololol' thing) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
* "Gentlemen, there is a god, and he's an Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon." [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls#Page_1|Hope you like.]] ...I know Mewchu isn't an Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon, but it was too much to resist. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 19:28, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sister project buttons==
Yeah, I know the ad thing hasn't played out but I'M WORKIN' ON IT. But I think one thing that would be easily to implement immediately would be buttons to two of our sister projects - [[CWCipedia]] and [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] (though Asperpedia is more of a cousin than a sister). Ideally should be the same size as the public domain box at the bottom left corner of the CWCki, such that it can be placed in the left sidebar which can be clicked to send the user to CWCipedia or Asperpedia. Doesn't need to be flashy, just presentable. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:26, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

===Artist for hire===

I'm a wannabe french artist whi wants to contribute to the Cwcki, the problem is that, even after reading this page, I don't know what I can do to help. I did upload a picture of sonichu quite a while ago, http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonichou.jpg but since there's already a whole bunch of them, it's not really improving the site.

So my question is, what can I draw? (Also note that I'm a total dumbass when using wikipedia-based software,I don't even remember how to sucessfully upload any image, let alone sign this message.)
*1) please sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row), 2) just start looking at like, the IRC chats and stuff and make images for those. Ideally, any sort of chat with a transcript should have some images that can be associated with a quote from said log (see [[Sex logs|here]] for some examples). We do need artists so feel free to contribute. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:54, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

== Propaganda request ==

Someone, draw up a [[CWCki-tan]] in [[Wikipedia:File:The Motherland Calls.jpg|this pose]]. Theme is "THE MOTHERLAND CALLS!" Ideally should be a realistic sort of look, as opposed to some of the more cartoony approaches to CWCki-tan. Best gets some sort of award TBD by me. If shit hits the fan for Chris, we need to be ready with some good propaganda to inspire us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:07, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Is the offer still open?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Totally, dawg. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:48, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:** I made a draft. would this work?[[File:The motherland calls (draft).jpg|500px|center| i was planning on adding the faces of the most prominent of the miscreants like the face of stanlin and lenin.]][[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:48, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

::*That's pretty cool shit. Sign your posts, but that is awesome. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 14:19, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

:::* Make it pretty, and complete. It will be truly worthy of a place on the CWCki then. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 15:03, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:::** If it's still open for other artist, I can try to do it. I promised someone one the IRC that I would do a CWCkitan pic. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 7 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*It is supposed to be a competition, so go for it. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:35, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki talk:Artist Commune

2010-05-07T15:03:28Z

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User talk:SenorTucan

2010-05-07T14:32:02Z

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User talk:Demoneye

2010-05-07T14:28:36Z

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User talk:MrRottenBiscuits

2010-05-07T14:21:57Z

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User talk:Finley

2010-05-07T14:20:59Z

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CWCki talk:Artist Commune

2010-05-07T14:19:08Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* Propaganda request */

Does anyone think maybe we should move requests here instead of the main page? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:27, 31 December 2009 (CET)
*Can do. And the front page can be converted into a gallery. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:17, 8 January 2010 (UTC).

==Requests==
Post your requests for images '''here'''. Please be descriptive in what you want and for what purpose, and be sure to sign your comment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 30 November 2009 (CET)
* I suggest the wannabe-drawfags visit [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Fan_art here], see which characters have little or no "fanart" of them, and create it. We have lots of Chrises, Sonichus, Rosechus and Mary Lee Walshes, but too few "fanarts" of other characters. So... if this may be counted as a request, let that be it --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:47, 30 November 2009 (CET)
:* No offense but the purpose of the project isn't so much to get fanart or to promote (nothing wrong with that, Chris's awfulness tends to promote it in itself), but rather utilize the skills of these fanartists to make CWCki better. It'll work closely with the Fan Works index to create more specific art. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:46, 1 December 2009 (CET)
::*Ah, sorry, didn't understand it first. So, you mean to make original CWCki-made illustrations for articles? Like in [[Duck]] and [[Fapcup]]? Good idea. But then there's a question: which articles need such illustrations, and which would be better illustrated with photo material? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:32, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:::*We could use a tag for articles which need original content, mostly articles without pics at all. Yes, I do mean original CWCki made illustrations, exactly like the one for Fapcup (the Duck illustration was actually from ED, based on an old rumor that Chris would smear his penis with peanut butter to make it bigger). I'm not sure about that last part, but if you can find an existing photo, fine, but if not, then ask an artist to draw up something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:35, 1 December 2009 (CET)
::::*How about this? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:18, 1 December 2009 (CET) {{Illustrations}}
[[Category:CWCki projects]]

===Holiday Banners===
I've gotten a few holiday [[:Image:CWCiki Introduction.jpg|banners]] from /cwc/ and PVCC, which are great, but for other major holidays would be good. If someone could do one for Festivus, that'd be fantastic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:31, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:Here's [[:Image:Festivus.png|my shoop]], don't know if someone else got to it before me, but if they didn't there's my shitacular attempt, lol. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 07:31, 4 December 2009 (CET)
[[Category:CWCki projects]]
One more that I think we could use - one to celebrate New Year's Day, 2010. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:29, 13 December 2009 (CET)
*How is [[:Image:CWCki_2010.jpg|this]]? ~ [[User:F4P|Fight]][[Special:Contributions/F4P|-4-]][[User_talk:F4P|Peace]] 16:06, 13 December 2009 (CET)
:*Love it! Those paper hats I think are more of a Eurofag thing but I think they're also an old sort of thing, like you'd see people from the 50s wear which is classy.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:15, 19 December 2009 (CET)

Unfortunately, for God only knows why, the PVCC thread that had a few of these seems to be gone and the Krapple thread that had some is gone as well. Thus, we need some new banners. For instance, I wanted one today for Chris's birthday but alas, can't seem to find it. So people, start churning out some banners for holidays and such. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:20, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
*Can anyone whip up a quick one for the Sonichu 10th anniversary? St. Patty's day one is great, but it's out of touch for the whole fact that 17 March is the birth of Sonichu (and Patty) than St. Patty's Day.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:29, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

===CWCki ads===
Since the "Wanted" ad on the side is getting kinda old, I was thinking we could have some fun ads on the side, in the same vein as the ones on CWCipedia but instead of using it as a way to troll Chris, it'd be a fun way to spice up the CWCki. Here are some ideas I have:
*[[Reeb]] (ideally use the real life Reeb as the basis of the logo)
* Monday Night [[Kick the Autistic]] (sponsored by Reeb)
* [[Virginia is for Virgins]]
* [[CWC Cola]]

These are just some starting suggestions but ideally should be things from the CWC-universe (please, no ads for Fanta or anything stupid like that). Ideally it should mimic real life ads and should fit on the side. Otherwise, have fun. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:51, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*i've set up the advertisement box. or, i've tried, and am waiting for the god damn thing to fix itself. hopefully should be working in at most 12 hours --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 12:34, 5 December 2009 (CET)

* I've set about making a quick advert for [[Media:KTA-Ad.jpg|America's Favorite Game]]! It's the same dimensions as the ones on CWCipedia, don't know if that makes any difference. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
**Also, [[Media:TobackyAd.jpg|Tobacky]]. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
::*I really love the Tobacky one. Anyways, I've made a [[:Category:CWCki ads|category]] for all the ads. For reference, ads should be around 140 x 300, about the same size as the smaller ads on CWCipedia, but F4P had the right idea. Also got a few from people on Krapple. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:14, 5 December 2009 (CET)
* I've made another advert for [[Media:Ad_kicktheaustistic.jpg|America's Favorite Game]], although I'm not sure how to add it to the CWCiki ad category. [[User:Butch Dykemans|Butch Dykemans]] 07:50, 7 December 2009 (CET)
**Just add <noinclude><nowiki>[[Category:CWCki ads]]</nowiki></noinclude> to the description of the image. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
* Could someone also make an ad promoting straightness? Seems only right. Also, need to speak to Cogs to get the advertisement thing to work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 13 December 2009 (CET)

===Pics for [[Chris Sex Logs]]===
I think [[Chris Sex Logs]] could use some pictures. Pretty much choose any fun quote and make a picture of it, the primary constraint being that the picture should be able to have a quote from the transcript as a caption. Otherwise, go crazy. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:51, 19 December 2009 (CET)
* [[Chris Sex Logs]] now has two illustrations. Is that enough, or do you want moar? --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 17:39, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*If you feel like doing more, by all means do so, but otherwise what you have done is fantastic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 31 December 2009 (CET)

===[[CWCki:CWCki-tan|CWCki-tan]]===
Make fanart of CWCki-tan to promote its usage. Figure out ways to incorporate it into stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 31 December 2009 (CET)

*Hai guise, just thought I'd upload my cwciki-tan fan art. btw, how do I join artist commune?--[[User:Whattheshit|Whattheshit]] 14:37, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Pretty sure it's open invites--just make art and put a <nowiki>{{artfag}}</nowiki> on your user page, if you feel like bragging =) --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 15:01, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

===Exterior shot of [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]===
An exterior shot of the outside of Hotel Ricky Ricardo would jazz up the article a bit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* You got it. I'm not good at buildings or scenery but I'll do what I can. [[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 08:13, 31 December 2009 (CET)
:* Can't be worse than Chris, and he has a CADD degree :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:29, 31 December 2009 (CET)

===Mailbag pics===
As discussed on SnorlaXBOX's talk page, I think some pics for [[Mailbag]] responses would be good - ideally pics that can be associated with a quote from Chris's mailbag response and obviously things that work graphically - Chris giving advice for someone isn't really going to translate well as a drawing. Not every Mailbag needs it, but if there's something particularly amusing Chris has said, then have a drawing associated with it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:29, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* I call the Pirate email from Mailbag 23. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 01:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

===[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|How The Pokemon, Pokeballs, etc. etc.]]===

I'm working on an illustration of Mewchu right now (although really, it's turning into Dr. Manhattan Super Saiyan 3 Mewtwo Sonichu). Any other scenes that would work for this thing? (OTHER than the whole 'pokemon cumming lolololol' thing) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
* "Gentlemen, there is a god, and he's an Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon." [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls#Page_1|Hope you like.]] ...I know Mewchu isn't an Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon, but it was too much to resist. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 19:28, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sister project buttons==
Yeah, I know the ad thing hasn't played out but I'M WORKIN' ON IT. But I think one thing that would be easily to implement immediately would be buttons to two of our sister projects - [[CWCipedia]] and [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] (though Asperpedia is more of a cousin than a sister). Ideally should be the same size as the public domain box at the bottom left corner of the CWCki, such that it can be placed in the left sidebar which can be clicked to send the user to CWCipedia or Asperpedia. Doesn't need to be flashy, just presentable. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:26, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

===Artist for hire===

I'm a wannabe french artist whi wants to contribute to the Cwcki, the problem is that, even after reading this page, I don't know what I can do to help. I did upload a picture of sonichu quite a while ago, http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonichou.jpg but since there's already a whole bunch of them, it's not really improving the site.

So my question is, what can I draw? (Also note that I'm a total dumbass when using wikipedia-based software,I don't even remember how to sucessfully upload any image, let alone sign this message.)
*1) please sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row), 2) just start looking at like, the IRC chats and stuff and make images for those. Ideally, any sort of chat with a transcript should have some images that can be associated with a quote from said log (see [[Sex logs|here]] for some examples). We do need artists so feel free to contribute. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:54, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

== Propaganda request ==

Someone, draw up a [[CWCki-tan]] in [[Wikipedia:File:The Motherland Calls.jpg|this pose]]. Theme is "THE MOTHERLAND CALLS!" Ideally should be a realistic sort of look, as opposed to some of the more cartoony approaches to CWCki-tan. Best gets some sort of award TBD by me. If shit hits the fan for Chris, we need to be ready with some good propaganda to inspire us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:07, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Is the offer still open?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Totally, dawg. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:48, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:** I made a draft. would this work?[[File:The motherland calls (draft).jpg|500px|center| i was planning on adding the faces of the most prominent of the miscreants like the face of stanlin and lenin.]]

::*That's pretty cool shit. Sign your posts, but that is awesome. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 14:19, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

User talk:RobGoblin

2010-05-07T13:13:29Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: Created page with '{{welcome|YawningSquirtleRedux}} Also, welcome. The PVCC thing is just like that. Don't redo it if you've signed up once, or you'll never get accepted. If you'd like to find som…'

{{welcome|YawningSquirtleRedux}}

Also, welcome. The PVCC thing is just like that. Don't redo it if you've signed up once, or you'll never get accepted. If you'd like to find something to do that would be incredibly helpful, take a leaf out of [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu's]] book and do some transcriptions. Otherwise, we could always use more art.

If none of those really tickle your fancy, just hit the 'Random Page' button until you find something that needs work. Anything else, ask me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:13, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

User:YawningSquirtleRedux

2010-05-06T06:56:13Z

YawningSquirtleRedux:

<center>[[Image:Yawning_Squirtle.jpg|Yawning Squirtle on the trip of his life.]]</center>
{{quote|*YawningSquirtleRedux is here, even if he's not editing. He eats spammers and shits banhammers, So don't do it.*|YawningSquirtleRedux irl}}

=Shit about CWCki=
<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;">
{{Britfag}}{{Jerkop}}{{MumbleMedal}}{{Eurofag}}{{PVCC}}{{IRCReg}}{{Squirtle}}{{Hero}}
</div>
==Latest from the motherfucking moon==
*Working on summaries for Mumble chats
*Making sure PVCC and CWCki have no secrets. Well, not too many.
*Read my thoughts [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux/Musings|here]].

==What I'm doing here==
Someone needs to keep an eye on Chris-chan, and the TRUE and HONEST Christorians are just the people to do that. Of course, I spend alot more time on here than most, but I'm still no closer to understanding the mad inner machinations of the manchild.

I try to keep people on the CWCki in touch with what is happening on PVCC, as information often appears there before it makes it here. I also spend alot of time doing useless things, like editing the grammatical errors and changing formats. I'm not a grammar Nazi however.

If there's an instance of translators needing help with Chris' spectacular Spanish skills, and you get stuck, talk page me, and I'll get right onto it for you.

==What you can do to help==

* Vandalism? Bring it to my attention.
* Got a question for me? Talk page it
* Want to start editing CWCki but not sure where to start? Press that 'Random page' button, and dive right into the madness!
* Think you might want to translate, but not sure if you can bring yourself to start? Take the plunge. Every single user who contributes translations is a hero. We need more of you. We love you all. Srs.
* Think something really, really important is missing? Don't just sit around and wait for one of the regulars to write it, get stuck in.
* If you're not sure what's going on, the LURK MOAR
* If you're still unsure about what to do, talk page me, or one of the other regulars, and we'll help you get settled in and trolling in next to no time.

<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;">
{{Award|
bordercolor=#BF0A30|
bgcolor=#003399|
textcolor=#FFFFFF|
titlecolor=#FFFFFF|
image=SquirtleMoonpalsface.PNG|
img_width=50|
width=358px|
title=Get Squirtle|
text=Bitches looking to score should AIM on DeusExTroll. Do it.|}}
</div>

=Shit about YawningSquirtleRedux=

* He plays the shit out of the bass
* He plays the guitar
* He plays the piano
* He plays violin
* He speaks several languages
* He spends far too much time on CWCki
* He enjoys nothing more than a good game of SimCopter. If you have any SC2k cities, please, send them to him
* He also recommends Tasty Static, for those quiet moments when nothing is doing.
* He is far too pedantic for his own good.

User:YawningSquirtleRedux

2010-05-05T19:02:09Z

YawningSquirtleRedux:

<center>[[Image:Yawning_Squirtle.jpg|Yawning Squirtle on the trip of his life.]]</center>
{{quote|*YawningSquirtleRedux is here, even if he's not editing. He eats spammers like pot brownies, So don't do it.*|YawningSquirtleRedux irl}}

=Shit about CWCki=
<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;">
{{Britfag}}{{Jerkop}}{{MumbleMedal}}{{Eurofag}}{{PVCC}}{{IRCReg}}{{Squirtle}}{{Hero}}
</div>
==Latest from the motherfucking moon==
*Working on summaries for Mumble chats
*Making sure PVCC and CWCki have no secrets. Well, not too many.
*Read my thoughts [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux/Musings|here]].

==What I'm doing here==
Someone needs to keep an eye on Chris-chan, and the TRUE and HONEST Christorians are just the people to do that. Of course, I spend alot more time on here than most, but I'm still no closer to understanding the mad inner machinations of the manchild.

I try to keep people on the CWCki in touch with what is happening on PVCC, as information often appears there before it makes it here. I also spend alot of time doing useless things, like editing the grammatical errors and changing formats. I'm not a grammar Nazi however.

If there's an instance of translators needing help with Chris' spectacular Spanish skills, and you get stuck, talk page me, and I'll get right onto it for you.

==What you can do to help==

* Vandalism? Bring it to my attention.
* Got a question for me? Talk page it
* Want to start editing CWCki but not sure where to start? Press that 'Random page' button, and dive right into the madness!
* Think you might want to translate, but not sure if you can bring yourself to start? Take the plunge. Every single user who contributes translations is a hero. We need more of you. We love you all. Srs.
* Think something really, really important is missing? Don't just sit around and wait for one of the regulars to write it, get stuck in.
* If you're not sure what's going on, the LURK MOAR
* If you're still unsure about what to do, talk page me, or one of the other regulars, and we'll help you get settled in and trolling in next to no time.

<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;">
{{Award|
bordercolor=#BF0A30|
bgcolor=#003399|
textcolor=#FFFFFF|
titlecolor=#FFFFFF|
image=SquirtleMoonpalsface.PNG|
img_width=50|
width=358px|
title=Get Squirtle|
text=Bitches looking to score should AIM on DeusExTroll. Do it.|}}
</div>

=Shit about YawningSquirtleRedux=

* He plays the shit out of the bass
* He plays the guitar
* He plays the piano
* He plays violin
* He speaks several languages
* He spends far too much time on CWCki
* He enjoys nothing more than a good game of SimCopter. If you have any SC2k cities, please, send them to him
* He also recommends Tasty Static, for those quiet moments when nothing is doing.
* He is far too pedantic for his own good.

Talk:I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T18:55:43Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* How come the first thing I noticed */

Tried to transcribe dis bitch, I have no idea what he says before he say pimp my ride. Feel free to improve on it. Why I'm doing this and not sleeping is quite the mystery. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 07:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

You did a better job then I did I half the time couldn't understand him [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

* He's saying "I did spend a bit of dough on my grill" but stutters before that. Dough means money and grill usually refers to shiny gold tooth caps that the rappers wear, or one's face ("he was all up in my grill"), and not one's gaming console. Also "ride" never refers to a game controller, or a Lego car, no matter what you do to it. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC), white guy
** You see Mr Anaconda, you are using logic, not Chris-chan logic.
*** You got it right Anonymous. If Chris heard someone looking Badass say it, he will use it as his new magical mantra. That's how this pimp rolls. (Yes, I am white as snow). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Well==

I couldn't help but fucking lol. Chris semi-permanently damaged his most prized posession. It's like if the trolls convinced him to destroy the [[Blanca|medallion]] or got him to give up the monthly tugboat. Too bad Chris appears to use a cable to access the intertubes or this would have been perfect. I am pleased. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*Also, LOOK AT THOSE TITS GODDAMN. They're actually bigger than some girls I know. Additionally: LOOK AT THAT BALD GODDAMN. And his accent, and how smug he is that he "beat" the trolls, and, and, and just everything. Just fucking everything. This is definitely one of the funniest videos in a while. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

:*Fucking Lol. Taking all bets on how long it takes him to figure out he no longer has internet.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:59, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Well, he was able to upload this video, so like I said before he probably has a cable for his PS3. Not that it's at all possible to tell in the landfill he calls his room. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:00, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think he's using his digital camera. The PSEye, it would seem, has finally been laid to rest. This being the Case he probably won't notice until he tries to buy more useless shit on PSN, and discovers that he can't sign on. That will be the most delicious moment of all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:03, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The PSeye can be seen in the background, still mounted on his TV. However, it could be broken, and he might just be holding onto it because he's a packrat. --[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 09:23, 5 May 2010
:::::*Chris did say that his parents are packrats (ie. hoarders), so it's logical that Chris would hold onto something even after it's no longer able to function. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:12, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Man, Chris-chan is a stupid little bitch. Let's go for something more than his fucking PS3.
If he wants to be a little ignorant dumbass and go "PIMP MY RIDE! PIMP MY RIDE"

- Captainult

Jesus fucking christ. Chris' videos always make me want to facepalm, but a mixture of cringing and bile fascination keeps me watching them the whole way through. In the end, I'm left with my mouth agape, and only a minute or two after watching the video do I start to react. Fucking hell, legos on a video game controller as an assertion of his victory. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:51, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

== How come the first thing I noticed ==

...was that he's wearing a decade old t-shirt from high school? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 10:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*The first thing I noticed was his massive, enormous tits.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:05, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
**Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:* Do we have a vintage photo of him in the T-Shirt? It would do a great Before/After shot for the Obesity page. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::* Shit, that rack. --18:55, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Performance style==
this video isn't really "crazy" i think we need a new one called "smug" or something.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've never seen a sane person use Legos to indicate that he's pimped his ride. That seems pretty crazy to me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:53, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:: To me it's not crazy, it's just very very stupid, and the video is more about him thinking he outsmarted the trolls, and in comparison to other videos this isn't really insane.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 15:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Art request==
Art request for this article; find an image of a busty chick and overlay it over Chris to show how big his tits are. Fuck. Chris is... Uhgh. He somehow seems to have lost weight in this video, but his tits are just massive. I guess that's why they call him Collosal Chris-Chan... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:22, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

User:YawningSquirtleRedux/Musings

2010-05-01T08:31:07Z

YawningSquirtleRedux:

Here is the place where I shall write my stunning article ideas until I have enough stuff to write them... Here goes:

==Chris and his diet==

We all know Chris' diet is shit, and the he eats far too much crap, but what actually ''is'' his diet? The only times I can remember specific foodstuffs being mentioned are:

Spaghetti; on the [[Emily]] date, which he actually shared with Bob (something he says he always does there).
Chicken and Salad; during the [[Jackie Emails]]
MacDonalds; during various occasions (but then I used to eat a fair bit of it myself).
Various restaurant chains, but who knows what he actually orders. Not everything there is deep-fried fat.

With the exception of Macdonalds, there's nothing hideously unhealthy going on there. His exceptionally sedentary lifestyle/low metabolism could account for the bulk of the weight gain- the more fat you have, the more fat you put on, and he's not burning it off ever, so it does play a part in all this.

Dunno, need to track down all mentions of Chris and food first.

==Chris and Snorlax==

Fuck it, there's so much that is guessed about these two, and I'd like to be able to substantiate some of the claims, especially the Munchausen-esque ones about Barb keeping the man down.

Barb is his main supporter/slavedriver (He hates Bob), and she is a fat, lazing, obnoxious woman. Chris, upon whom she impresses herself quite forcefully at times, is a fat, lazing obnoxious man. A link here amirite?

==Chris and drugs==

I wish he could meet a pretty boyfriend-free girl who'd go to a bar with him.

Then spike his drink with ketamine or something. Fuck yeah.

Or in the style of the choose-your-own adventure, he'd just get some pills and space out. That would be pretty awesome too.

Shit, I spend too much time on PVCC.

User talk:Edward

2010-04-30T21:03:19Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* Mark of Shame */

My talk page. Say whatever here.

And please: New section for each new subject.

== Trolling Plans ==
my brother used to live one hour away from him, but moved. I'm sure there are many dedicated trolls who would be willing to carry out these plans. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:15, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Well then, If you can find someone then go for it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:21, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
== Mao ==
warn the chairman that cwc plans to curse him-Dan D

== Lie ==
You might wanna check [[Talk:Fail]]. Yawning Squirtle Redux and I are thinking that it, too, should be deleted. I'm more than willing to pluck out the redlinks to both. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I was well aware of that discussion. I was merely saying, that you're gonna be the one handling that. But if you are willing to sort it all out then thats fine. I'm not one to question a Grammar Nazi. You guys know what your doing. I just lurk here. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Never mind. Champthom thinks this is a bad idea so I'm withdrawing. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Alright. Good luck with the piping genocide then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:47, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== This is not productive at all, BUUUT ==

I just wanted to say that Snake Eater is an amazing song and that you're awesome for liking it. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:07, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:05, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

== Article Plans ==
Asexuality doesn't need an article, as it doesn't fit into anything to do with Chris, beyond a passing mention (which it already has). If you want to update a subsection on something like [[Chris and sex]] then feel free, but really, there's nothing to say.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:13, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Chris has made a few more statements than that before. I don't realy think that his attitudes towards asexuality would really fit in an article section about he is supposedly asexual. I think its a good choice of article to split off. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:55, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

==Mark of Shame==

Guess we've got that mark of shame forever. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:02, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah. I don't even do most of the shit that the tag is talking about. Cogs is just being unfair now. When all those /cwc/ trolls wanted to harass Edthehedgehog cause they thought he was a furry, CWCki protected him. Now I just screw around on twitter making jokes about killing Sonichu's kids and I get attacked by the head of the CWCki. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:04, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
**So are you saying that you are not, in fact, EmoWild? Because I am pretty sure you were one of the more irritating fuckers going on the Twitter feed. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 17:36, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
***I didn't say I wasn't. I'm just saying that I never did any of the crap i'm being accused of in the box. I can tell you right now that I am definitely not a Sonichu fan. If you found me irritiating then that is your opinion. A good solution would be to not follow me. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:42, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
::::* It's not that you are a furry at all, the difference between what was happening with Edthehedgehog and with you is that Edthehedgehog was being spammed by out-of-CWCki trolls. This is Cogs site, and the twitter thing is one of her pet hates. She delisted all of you from the CWCipedia twitter tracker a while back, which should have been enough of a clue that she didn't think it was a great idea. Also, all she did was put a userbox on your page (Which is now protected, so you're safe here), rather than post your details across your page with "I'M A FURRY" written on it. I'm sorry that she's tarred you like this, but you can't complain. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 09:21, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Sure I can. I'm being puinished on CWCki for something that happened on another site. And I am not a furry. I was just pissing about with the whole EmoWild thing. It was part of a joke that was going on that started on the Asperpedia forums. I didn't do any of the furry sex shit that Sonichu1 was doing and I didn't spam the feed. I didn't even go on the feed. If I knew that Cogs of all people was going to act like this over something like that then I wouldn't have bothered with the whole thing. I just thought that she would be more mature about this. It wasn't affecting CWCki. It wasn't even affecting the CWCipedia feed since I was blocked out. So I don't see what the problem is. If she has a personal issue with it then she could have asked me to stop. I would have gladly stopped. Instead she put a big permenant button on my page telling people that I'm a Sonichu fan and that they should troll me. Her site or not, thats unfair. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Yikes! I had no idea you were one of them.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 17:51, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Don't act like its a big thing. I just spend a few minutes on Twitter each day pissing around. And i'm stopping that if it gets Cogs in a mood like this. I'm still just here to edit the articles and improve the site. It doesn't change anything. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:14, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::*Alright look, I'll talk to Cogs about getting rid of it for you alright? At the end of the day, it makes no difference to me whatsoever what you choose to do outside of the CWCki unless it spills over onto here, like the Edthehedgehog saga did, which is why we stepped into help him. The twitter RPing was one of Cogs' bugbears, so it wasn't anything personal at all. I can't promise it'll go, but I'll try and plead your case alright? If it hadn't been a Sonichu RP, you'd have got away with it fine. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:03, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Beat

2010-04-30T14:47:58Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* I love you */

==You are fucking awesome.==
Just wanted to say. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 20:49, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
:Thanks! [[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:33, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Welcome, bro. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 15:59, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
:::I 100% agree with this and wish to subscribe to the newsletter! [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 18:57, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
and thanks for your improvement of the transgenderism section of the rosechu article! -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 01:25, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

==Biography thing==
Basically we need to try and give as many team members as possible access to the IRC channel, and for that you all need the keyword. However I'd rather the keyword was kept a secret. I've given it to several people via e-mail, but there are a few left - you included - who I can't, because I don't have their addresses. I don't mind if you don't want me to have your email (my plan does sound a bit stalker-ish, doesn't it?) but I need some way of communicating the keyword to you in private. I'd appreciate any suggestions. [[User:Xentrilus|xontrolos]] 20:45, 21 November 2009 (CET)

==Autism papers==
Thanks for transcribing some of the autism papers. Generic police compliment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:05, 23 November 2009 (CET)

==My Derpiness==
Sorry for my idioticy. I'm a little tired from working, so I think my brain's just out to lunch right now. Thanks for fixing my mistakes. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:51, 8 December 2009 (CET)
:No worries dude. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:52, 8 December 2009 (CET)

== Ey yo! ==

I see you be performing some T - T - T - Top Notch work on the CWChrono. Keep going, this is for your trouble so far: 
{{User:RachmaninovDESU/IronCross}} 
Take care. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 20:01, 16 December 2009 (CET)

*Sweet vindication! Thank you sir!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:50, 16 December 2009 (CET)

==Just out of curiousity==
Where did you get the name Beat from? It always reminds me of this one awesome character from The World Ends With You. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 06:05, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:Never actually played that game. As for the name, I've been using it for ages. I think it was originally some joke about punching a guy or something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:07, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Past Faggotry Resurrected==
As a CWCki user, maintaining an archive devoted solely to preserving [[CWC|one man's]] past faggotry, it shouldn't be too surprising to you, right? =) --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:"No, I must troll the faggot!" he shouted.
:The dude said "No Beat, you are the faggot!"
:And then Beat was a faggot.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:17, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::XD --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:21, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbag References ==

Do you think there's any chance to turn that list into an actual article? --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 05:11, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
:It's not really Chris related so much as it is troll related. I guess I could put it in a collapseable section somewhere as a demonstration of how little Chris knows about the world outside his bedroom.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:52, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
::I was thinking of at least the "Fan" Category like the Liquid Chris theories. On the other hand, I'm not sure if it would be the right section either. Either way, I just thought it might be a good idea as a quick index in case someone gets a reference nobody else got yet. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 23:40, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
:::Okay.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:45, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
::::Alright, cool. Keep up the good work. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 06:16, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

== YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED ==

Contact me tonight via AIM or IRC (details in my profile). It is important. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:42, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
:What'd I do?!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:55, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Just contact me. It's nothing bad. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:30, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

== Thanks for the heads up. ==

I will make sure to take in your ideas and hope they work. [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan|Super Smash Bros. Fan]] 18:36, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

== SANDY ROSECHU ==

Considering that the comics were released like a day or two ago, you managed to get a picture that detailed up on the article so quickly. Did you draw it, or if not do you know where I could get it? *If it was you, great job, made my day lol. --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:51, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:Ack! Shit, I actually got that from /CWC/. Sorry bro. I normally try to note where I get these from In the image text. My bad. It's from [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/22508.html here].--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:10, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

== god damn ==

you seriously deserve the order of the pickle and some more sanity. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:23, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

^ --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:05, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:Thank you! :)
:Also, sanity is for chumps.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:14, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== IRC (16 October 2008) ==

Just saying thanks for the cool editing.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:Not at all. If anything, I should be thanking you for the cool artwork! Keep it up!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:26, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
Since you're the one who edited the two previous pic, I wondered if you could help me with those.
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC_(23_July_2009).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.jpg

I'd be really grateful if you could put them into their proper article.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 16:19, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and Remorse==

You've said a few times that this article needs cleaning up and fixing. Reinforcements are en route. Today or this weekend. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:Ronichu man, you're going to drive yourself into an early grave at this rate. These are burdens no man should bear.
:Anyway yeah, Chris and remorse kinda sucks right now. I was gonna take a baseball bat to it this Sunday after my finals are turned in, see if I could turn it into something presentable, but as always your work is both welcome and appreciated. Thanks once again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:30, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I worked on it a little bit, but now it's no longer the almost-pure work of Beat and therefore [[User:Ronichu|shit]]. Feel free to de-fail my changes if you want- I think the index of his apologies should stay and be expanded on if at all possible (there's no way I got them all), though, since that was one thing people were specifically looking for. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:00, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==/cwc/ permaban==

So they got you too huh? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 07:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:Apparently they only banned me for an hour. Kinda weird, really.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::I have received the same treatment. BTW, thanks for the support over there. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:::It's obvious now that we can't trust them if they are planning shit such as a raid against us. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:36, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::::Near as I can tell the common sentiment in that thread is that they just hate that EdtheHedgehog guy, and are gonna destroy his deviantart and youtube or whatever. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:39, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== Contact me ==

Nothing bad, just something I want to talk to you about. Contact info is on my talk page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:01, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==

Userbox categories were polished up tonight - making them look nicer in larger numbers. So adding that extra userbox you always wanted should seem less silly now :) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:48, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== TV Tropes ==

Yeah, Sonichu really has gotten, um, "popular" on TV Tropes. I remember when the page was made about a year ago—it used to be pretty small. Now it's probably one of the longest pages I've seen on there! --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:23, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:The internet was always pretty scary, but when a place like TVTropes has tons and tons of text not just about Chris's comic, but about the ongoing drama that is his life, something's very wrong.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:08, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

== I love you ==

Just sayin'. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:45, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:Let's run away together. Far away to somewhere they'll never find us.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:08, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Oh Beat, we could be so happy, transcribing together, and comparing edits. Let's run tonight.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 14:13, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
: Tagging this shit as gay --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:37, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:* You're just jealous. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 14:47, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Beat

2010-04-30T14:13:54Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* I love you */

The Simpsons

2010-04-30T13:48:21Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* Marge Poster */

[[Image:DorkyExpression.jpg|thumb|Chris rips off Homer's catchphrase.]]

'''''The Simpsons''''' is a cartoon about an extremely dysfunctional family, their daily life, and their various wacky adventures. At first the show was considered a classic, but over the years the quality has degenerated, with ridiculous storylines and token celebrity appearances now the order of the day. Of course, like all mediocre cartoons, [[Chris]] loves it, although not as much as he loves the sub-par rip-off, ''[[Family Guy]]''.

==The Show and Chris==

Chris has ripped off or referenced the Simpsons many times in his life. Specifically:

*In the [[You_know_what,_I_HATE_ME_TOO!!!|gallery of fail]] Chris added to his own [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]] in March 2008, Chris tried to show some humility by having himself rip off Homer's catchphrase, seen right.
*Chris video'd himself [[What%27s_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|singing his own version of the Mr. Plow remix]] that featured in a recent ''The Simpsons'' 20th anniversary special.
*When Chris finally [[Long_Island_Iced_Tea#Grip_.27n.27_Sip|decided to drink alcohol]], his drink of choice was the [[wikipedia:Long_Island_Iced_Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], influenced by [[wikipedia:The_Great_Money_Caper|an episode where Marge Simpson drank one]].
*The [[Secret Weapon]] video that at times Chris laughs like Nelson, a character of the series known for his signature "Ha-ha!" laugh.
*Chris also seems to have lifted the idea of a second Valentine's Day called "[[Christian_Love_Day#Christian_Love_Day|Love Day]]" from the episode [[wikipedia:Trash_of_the_Titans|Trash of the Titans]]." Of course, Chris missed the point that the holiday was an artificial one borne out of [[Ego#Materialism|greed and selfishness]] rather than love, and also that the very people who created it thought it sounded stupid when they said the name should be, "like 'Love Day,' only not so lame."
*Many trolls have also noticed [[Sandy Rosechu]]'s similarities to Lisa Simpson, as both have spiky hair and are said to be child prodigies. The difference is that Lisa isn't a bastard child born from an egg, and she has a personality.
*In the [[Common_Questions#28_December_2009|Common Questions]] section of the CWCipedia, Chris was called out on blatantly stealing jokes from many other shows. Chris justified himself by saying that "''Like Family Guy, Simpsons, Excel Saga, and even South Park, taking jokes is of acceptable practice; it works when the author is short on original jokes, and wants to fill in a good one. Everybody does it. "Simpsons Did It."''"
*In [[Sonichu 8]], erotic artwork of Marge Simpson can be seen on the 63rd floor.
*In [[Mumble_4]], Chris compared his life to Homer Simpson while arguing with Clyde Cash (and doing an impersonation of Homer).
*Chris downloaded [[wikipedia:The_Simpsons_Game|The Simpsons Game]] on the [[List_of_Chris's_games|PS3]].
*In [[Sonichu 11]], Chris "created" Constable Lou who may be connected to Sergeant Lou.
*In the '[[Chris_dispels_videogame_rumors#cite_ref-0s|Chris dispels videogame rumors]]' video, Chris stole a joke from Sideshow Bob, butchered it horribly, and referenced it so far out of context that it made no sense to almost anybody.

==Vocal Impressions==

In [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.5|BlueSpike's PSN Chat v3.5]], Chris attempts (very poorly) some impressions of various Simpsons characters (specifically Mr Burns, Homer, Marge and Maggie). He would do the same in Mumble 7, impersonating Homer and Bender; in an eerie bit of foreshadowing, Chris's Homer and Bender voices [[BlueSpike|sound exactly the same]] but Chris doesn't notice.

==Marge Poster==

[[Image:MargePoster.jpg|thumb|The picture of a married woman Chris faps to.]]

Recently, it seems that the centerfold poster of [http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/10/marge-simpson-playboy-photos-revealed/| Marge's Playboy magazine] has become one of Chris's many defenses against becoming a [[homos#Defenses against becoming homo]]. Interestingly enough, there were two potential choices for him to pin on his wall; the first was a coy, innocent picture of Marge undressing (breasts visible but nipples concealed), the shadow of an eager Homer projected onto the rear wall, with Marge making eye contact with her husband. The second was of Marge wearing a see-through dress, looking directly at the camera and offering [[obesity|donuts]] to the viewer. Chris, ever classy, picked the one that has the most visible [[Plush Breasts|breasts]] and rejected the one that even had the shadow of a [[jerk|man]] on it (especially since Marge was looking at Homer, and not [[Chris|the camera]]).

Marge, of course, is a married woman. Not that this would [[Kacey|stop Chris... or even slow him down.]]

{{quote|But I say, anyone who even looks at a woman with lust in his eye has already committed adultery with her in his heart.|- Matthew 28, [[chris and religion|something Chris has probably never read nor would care to read]].}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Simpsons}}
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

User talk:Beat

2010-04-30T13:45:36Z

YawningSquirtleRedux:

==You are fucking awesome.==
Just wanted to say. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 20:49, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
:Thanks! [[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:33, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Welcome, bro. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 15:59, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
:::I 100% agree with this and wish to subscribe to the newsletter! [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 18:57, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
and thanks for your improvement of the transgenderism section of the rosechu article! -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 01:25, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

==Biography thing==
Basically we need to try and give as many team members as possible access to the IRC channel, and for that you all need the keyword. However I'd rather the keyword was kept a secret. I've given it to several people via e-mail, but there are a few left - you included - who I can't, because I don't have their addresses. I don't mind if you don't want me to have your email (my plan does sound a bit stalker-ish, doesn't it?) but I need some way of communicating the keyword to you in private. I'd appreciate any suggestions. [[User:Xentrilus|xontrolos]] 20:45, 21 November 2009 (CET)

==Autism papers==
Thanks for transcribing some of the autism papers. Generic police compliment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:05, 23 November 2009 (CET)

==My Derpiness==
Sorry for my idioticy. I'm a little tired from working, so I think my brain's just out to lunch right now. Thanks for fixing my mistakes. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:51, 8 December 2009 (CET)
:No worries dude. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:52, 8 December 2009 (CET)

== Ey yo! ==

I see you be performing some T - T - T - Top Notch work on the CWChrono. Keep going, this is for your trouble so far: 
{{User:RachmaninovDESU/IronCross}} 
Take care. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 20:01, 16 December 2009 (CET)

*Sweet vindication! Thank you sir!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:50, 16 December 2009 (CET)

==Just out of curiousity==
Where did you get the name Beat from? It always reminds me of this one awesome character from The World Ends With You. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 06:05, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:Never actually played that game. As for the name, I've been using it for ages. I think it was originally some joke about punching a guy or something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:07, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Past Faggotry Resurrected==
As a CWCki user, maintaining an archive devoted solely to preserving [[CWC|one man's]] past faggotry, it shouldn't be too surprising to you, right? =) --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:"No, I must troll the faggot!" he shouted.
:The dude said "No Beat, you are the faggot!"
:And then Beat was a faggot.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:17, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::XD --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:21, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbag References ==

Do you think there's any chance to turn that list into an actual article? --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 05:11, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
:It's not really Chris related so much as it is troll related. I guess I could put it in a collapseable section somewhere as a demonstration of how little Chris knows about the world outside his bedroom.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:52, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
::I was thinking of at least the "Fan" Category like the Liquid Chris theories. On the other hand, I'm not sure if it would be the right section either. Either way, I just thought it might be a good idea as a quick index in case someone gets a reference nobody else got yet. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 23:40, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
:::Okay.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:45, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
::::Alright, cool. Keep up the good work. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 06:16, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

== YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED ==

Contact me tonight via AIM or IRC (details in my profile). It is important. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:42, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
:What'd I do?!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:55, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Just contact me. It's nothing bad. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:30, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

== Thanks for the heads up. ==

I will make sure to take in your ideas and hope they work. [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan|Super Smash Bros. Fan]] 18:36, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

== SANDY ROSECHU ==

Considering that the comics were released like a day or two ago, you managed to get a picture that detailed up on the article so quickly. Did you draw it, or if not do you know where I could get it? *If it was you, great job, made my day lol. --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:51, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:Ack! Shit, I actually got that from /CWC/. Sorry bro. I normally try to note where I get these from In the image text. My bad. It's from [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/22508.html here].--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:10, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

== god damn ==

you seriously deserve the order of the pickle and some more sanity. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:23, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

^ --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:05, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:Thank you! :)
:Also, sanity is for chumps.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:14, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== IRC (16 October 2008) ==

Just saying thanks for the cool editing.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:Not at all. If anything, I should be thanking you for the cool artwork! Keep it up!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:26, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
Since you're the one who edited the two previous pic, I wondered if you could help me with those.
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC_(23_July_2009).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.jpg

I'd be really grateful if you could put them into their proper article.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 16:19, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and Remorse==

You've said a few times that this article needs cleaning up and fixing. Reinforcements are en route. Today or this weekend. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:Ronichu man, you're going to drive yourself into an early grave at this rate. These are burdens no man should bear.
:Anyway yeah, Chris and remorse kinda sucks right now. I was gonna take a baseball bat to it this Sunday after my finals are turned in, see if I could turn it into something presentable, but as always your work is both welcome and appreciated. Thanks once again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:30, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I worked on it a little bit, but now it's no longer the almost-pure work of Beat and therefore [[User:Ronichu|shit]]. Feel free to de-fail my changes if you want- I think the index of his apologies should stay and be expanded on if at all possible (there's no way I got them all), though, since that was one thing people were specifically looking for. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:00, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==/cwc/ permaban==

So they got you too huh? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 07:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:Apparently they only banned me for an hour. Kinda weird, really.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::I have received the same treatment. BTW, thanks for the support over there. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:::It's obvious now that we can't trust them if they are planning shit such as a raid against us. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:36, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::::Near as I can tell the common sentiment in that thread is that they just hate that EdtheHedgehog guy, and are gonna destroy his deviantart and youtube or whatever. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:39, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== Contact me ==

Nothing bad, just something I want to talk to you about. Contact info is on my talk page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:01, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==

Userbox categories were polished up tonight - making them look nicer in larger numbers. So adding that extra userbox you always wanted should seem less silly now :) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:48, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== TV Tropes ==

Yeah, Sonichu really has gotten, um, "popular" on TV Tropes. I remember when the page was made about a year ago—it used to be pretty small. Now it's probably one of the longest pages I've seen on there! --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:23, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== I love you ==

Just sayin'. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:45, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Knucklechu

2010-04-30T13:18:59Z

YawningSquirtleRedux:

Hey mate, welcome to the CWCki! Don't worry, you're far from alone in the way you feel. Most of us have our reasons for coming here, but our policy is an open one; we accept anyone as long as they contribute or, at the very least, don't make trouble. :) Please, stay- enjoy reading about the world's most famous perverted manchild. Just drop a message on my talk page if you have any questions. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 10:59, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

{{welcome|YawningSquirtleRedux}}

User talk:Knucklechu

2010-04-30T13:17:38Z

YawningSquirtleRedux:

User talk:Edward

2010-04-30T09:21:40Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* Mark of Shame */

User talk:Edward

2010-04-29T13:13:24Z

YawningSquirtleRedux:

User talk:Champthom

2010-04-28T10:55:31Z

YawningSquirtleRedux:

Talk to me.

Be sure to check out the archives as well:

[[User:Champthom/Archive 1]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 2]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 3]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 4]]

==Upload page==
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)

==Sonichu Franchise Games==

How about this: [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]

...replace these:
*[[Sonichu (game)]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Chris's First Interview==
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, <s>but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet</s>, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Thanks, Champthom==
<nowiki>:)</nowiki> --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)

==New Hotness for Videos==
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet. It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.

*Template: [[Template:Infobox/video]]

*Centered example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]

*Sidebar example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]

Thoughts? It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly. The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks. Let us know! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the "Made by" would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the "Festive" icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)

==IMPOSTORS==

Hey Champ, this is the "dude" from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =( Is there anything we can do about this? I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old "dude"). --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other "Dude" off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then. I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself. I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating. Thanks for looking into it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username "Dude" and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up "Dude." If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==

You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!? You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom. I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sup==
Have a job for me? You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Coolio. On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status. I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling. I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==SPECIAL MISSION==
I accept. Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Just to let you know==

There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

==Apologies==

Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)

== Chris's resume ==

Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

== A new Mailbag bombing==
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the "Inputed" response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[Politics]] ==

Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

== Sandy Rosechu ==

Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*Fixed it. The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== halp ==

Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== YO! ==

Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

==Jerkops Anonymous==

Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

== Cole Smithey ==

Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&diff=prev&oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
==Re: Pic of Wallflower==
Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man
[[Image:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right]]

-[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== Posse ==

Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

==Summaries==

Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

==Article of the Now==

You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

== List of Chris' lies ==

Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Quality Control jerkops ==

Hey, I saw your comment re "Quality Control" jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Champ old boy ==

People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

==April Fool's Day==
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a "victory over cwcki" vid.

and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris

user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10
* No. That's stupid. Chris will make a "HA HA I GOT U TROLLS" video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone. If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down. This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*Never compromise, even in the face of <strike>Armageddon</strike> April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}

*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things. This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next. Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts. He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened. I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse. Or something about how Chris risks losing the "copyright" if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke). Could it be that he's becoming numb to it? We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu. We've set up "sweethearts" toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal. We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself. What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes. We do it again and again. He's not getting desensitized at all, actually. We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them. Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==General question==
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:55, 31 March 2010 (UTC)DKD 00:54 GMT 01.04.10
Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== "Contact me ASAP" ==

What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==CWC superstar==
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?

[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 12:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==Artist for hire==

I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needing drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while.
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today.
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010

*I'd say that the [[Artist Commune]] for requested images is still current, so you can still try there. I'd say that the [[Mumble]] chats could use illustrations, mostly of illustrations to go with notable quotes from the chat.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:29, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

*Here's a pic for the IRC(16 october 2008) with 2 notable quotes from it. Since I'm not sure how to add it in a good way, I'll leave it to you.

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(16_October_2008).jpg

I hope it's good enough, I kinda messed up the pedo-glasse since it was done from memory.
Also, how can I link my signature to my userpage?--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 13:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

*Here's another one, this time for the IRC (20 January 2009).

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(20_January_2009).jpg

I tried doing the pedo glasses right this time. I'll leave this to you. Also, thanks for the edit Beat.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription Category ==

What are your views on a category for all articles containing transcriptions? It would make them easier to locate for maintenance or general interest IMO. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:42, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Question About Templates ==

Hey, I recently uploaded the 4 templates [[Template:Observer|Observer]], [[Template:Warrior|Warrior]], [[Template:Hero|Hero]], and [[Template:Legend|Legend]]. I was wondering what I should do with them( I'm not the best at using Wikis). Should I move them somewhere, edit them, etc.? Also, since you deleted two of the category pages, I was wondering if I should restore those or delete the other two. Sorry if there are any problems. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 03:10, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh, also, just wanted to tell ya that I restored the two category pages for now (now all 4 are up instead of just 2/4). If you want me to change/move anything, I'll gladly do it. Just tell me what to do and I'll get it done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 06:14, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

== Old Cats ==

As part of a revamp of userboxes and their categories, there's a lot of now [[Special:UnusedCategories|unused categories prefixed with "List of"]] that need to be deleted forever. Can you fix? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:16, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:There's a few more List of... categories that need nuking. You might have just got hand cramp or something :) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:21, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN ON IT!]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:10, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Deletion, moving and er, shit ==

To do with the Twitter stuff. I remember you saying something about Jerkop powers not extending to moving/deletion. Can I? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:55, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

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What difference does it make? He told her he felt stupid for doing something, so instead of going with that and introducing him the important fact that it's okay to feel stupid when you're learning something new, she starts pumping him for information which is useless to him. I'm not saying she or anyone has any obligation to help him, but don't say that trying to help him is "like fighting a wall" when no one's never even really thought about what's actually going on in his head in the first place. She put him on the defensive from the start. [[User:Fuckatruck|Fuckatruck]] 11:20, 30 May 2009 (CEST)

*When a guy doesn't want to sell his fucking toys at age 26 and believes religious help is better than professional help (despite being kicked out of one church already) yeah it's fighting a wall. A stupid wall. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:29, 20 July 2009 (CEST)

Reading this is is pretty therapeutic. It makes socializing seem so easy! Thanks Vivian! [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 23:14, 13 August 2009 (CEST)

VIVItheG: get over it 
VIVItheG: just get over it. 
CWCSonichu: with my friggin' autism mental block, it's easier said than done. 
VIVItheG: chris 
VIVItheG: You are better off than most people with autism 
VIVItheG: You're very lucky 
VIVItheG: I know people with autism, they can hardly talk. 
CWCSonichu: you don't think I already knew that? 
VIVItheG: Think about what they go through 
CWCSonichu: I've seen Rain Man 
VIVItheG: exactly. 
VIVItheG: So get over it. 

Vivi, what the fuck were you thinking? I hope you were trying to troll him with this. This is possibly the worst advice you can give anyone, ever. It's '''exactly''' this sort of attitude that contributes to the absurd idea that you can will away neurobiological disorders, which is still common among higher levels of idiots (stubborn oldheads, corporate america, right-wingers, etc.)

Sorry, but whenever I see people say things like that I have to give them a dressing down. This shit may seem minor but just because we seem alright in comparison doesn't mean we are. Back to your regularly scheduled trolling. --[[User:Jenk'Em Jonez|Jenk'em Jonez]] 14:26, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Remember, Vivian is not a Mental Health professional, just a concerned Net-Citizen-Turned-Troll. Don't see too much in this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:37, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

== Reformat ==

I dream of a CWCki where every transcript follows the same standard.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:05, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Ask [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] nicely. Or make a project page with guidelines for everyone to follow. Then we call all have a coordinated attempt. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:31, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Reinforcements are en route. Give me 24 hours and I'll make a start at least. Unless my memory fails me. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:38, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
::*You. You are awesome --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:42, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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I don't know what to think of this. On one hand, it looks like a geocities 1998 site header made by an excited 11-year-old. On the other... maybe that's the point?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:16, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*Also notice that what was meant to be the Sonichu avatar has been resized so that it looks mishapen and stretched now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:30, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
:*When someone makes Sonichu fail harder WHILST NOT EVEN TRYING TO, they need help. Plus they clearly get all their knowledge of Chris from the animated series. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
:**You mean the trolls or the creators of the wiki? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:37, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Whoever is behind that site/logo. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:41, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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I've heard [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] kills people who pipe [[fail]] in their sleep. He spent a whole month depiping useless pipes. If you're looking for something to help out on though, there are stubs and things that need expanding. Plus there's new page on CWCville Twitter that needs sorting out. Don't sweat on it, but he might get a bit pissed.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:29, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Gotcha. I just always found it hilarious. --[[User:IanJames|IanJames]] 20:31, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

No problem with it, but he did spend ages cleaning it up. I think the effort might have killed him, I haven't seen him around here in a while. All the same, we do like our editors round here, so sorry if that came off kinda pissy. I'm having a bit of a bad day I think. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:36, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

No worries. I was sort of playing with them as little edits before trying out the to do page. I edit on TV Tropes a lot, which is probably the most pipe-happy site on the planet. I'll read up on how to be more helpful around here. --[[User:IanJames|IanJames]] 20:43, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/CWCki:Priority_Listing. Best place to start. Happy edits :) Talk page me if you need anything.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:57, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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YawningSquirtleRedux:

{{welcome|Champthom}}
Also, thanks for reminding me, I need to start the Grammar Nazi project. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:37, 1 December 2009 (CET)

==Linking Chris's name==
I think in general, things should be linked at least once per section (on first mention), even if it's multiple times in an article. I use to subscribe to the school of thought that once per article would suffice but I think in a case where a subsection of an article was linked directly, the user shouldn't be made to scroll up to find an article on a topic if it'll clarify something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:05, 3 December 2009 (CET)

==Why did you delete the line, "Chris misses the irony that ass meat is exactly what he eats every time he drives to McDonalds."?==

You said "let's not compromise the facts here", but isn't it well known that round steaks are popularly used as hamburger meat? McDonald's beef contains a variety of things and I imagine that round steak is one of the less nasty parts of the equation. --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 02:12, 6 December 2009 (CET)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/BeefCutChuck.svg/511px-BeefCutChuck.svg.png
How is the part labeled "Round" (or at least the part of the round closest to the tail) not the ass? I am genuinely curious. --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 03:03, 6 December 2009 (CET)

==Red links==
Red links aren't exactly a bad thing, FYI. If there's a red link, make it a blue link by making it into something if it's notable enough to be its own article. Or, if it's a category, see if there's an existing category. You categorized a BlueSpike chat under [[:Category:BlueSpike]] which seems to be restricted to fan art of BlueSpike, while you could have placed it in [[:Category:PSN Chats]]. However, to be fair, PSN chats should be a subcategory of BlueSpike because, at least at the moment, all of the PSN chats are with BlueSpike. Anyways, back to red links, there's some option where if you don't like seeing red links, it'll just show a little question mark of the end of the word. Yeah.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:09, 11 December 2009 (CET)

==Hey, Boss==
Well, boss, I'm ready to round up all the bad articles from the ghettos and put them to work in grammaticalization camps. Where do you want me to start? Give me an assignment! I'm ready for it. I'm ready, boss. Put me in! --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 23:45, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*Something has suddenly come to my attention.... Shouldn't we be putting the titles of these works also into their proper... format? Like a book or DVD having its mention in the article italicized, and, more dauntingly, having quotes around the titles of all the of the YouTube videos? --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 01:28, 12 December 2009 (CET)
:*Oh, and two more things: a. Some titles are being written as "[number] [given title]", whereas others are just the number or given title or ' "[given title]" (officially known as "[number]")'. What format should we be using that? b. Also, what's our policy on the annotations in transcripts? You know, the "[''pissing my pants'']" things. It's usually been policy to have them italicized, but the thing that really gets me about them is whether or not to capitalize the first letter in them, and if so, in what situations to do so. I always just leave the first letter lowercase (unless it's a proper noun). What are your feelings on how to handle these evil specks of Satanspawn? --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 02:01, 12 December 2009 (CET)

==Species==

Ugh... a matter of confusion, master. We have Sonichu and Rosechu... and then we have the species of each. Are they be written "Sonichu"/"Rosechu", or are they "sonichu/rosechu" (and similarly with Sonees/sonees and Roseys/roseys)? There seems to be two different forms floating around; there's one that's capitalized and another that isn't. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 05:25, 13 December 2009 (CET)

==Death of the strikethrough==

Are we commiting genocide against the strikethrough? If yes, I'll join you, Liquid Chris for one, has not been purged. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:37, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
*Did it anyway. There we go. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
*We should probably draw up a hitlist of things like [[Lie]] and [[Fail]] to sort out.
--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:52, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

==Mumble 2==

Good work on Mumble 2 there Apostrophe! Article is looking much better. Was it you who wikified the summary as well? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:49, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

==It's been a while==

Where have you been? Not seen you in a while. CWCki has been missing you! --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:40, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{:User:Anonymax/Sandbox}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{:User:Anonymax/Sandbox|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{:User:Anonymax/Sandbox|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox|sandbox example]] for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-04-26T02:43:29Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* Icon Templates */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]

== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{:User:Anonymax/Sandbox}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{:User:Anonymax/Sandbox|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{:User:Anonymax/Sandbox|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-04-25T22:38:56Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* Icon Templates */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]

== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:/cow/

2010-04-25T08:09:29Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* We shall fight on the beaches */

Krapple guy suggested that there be a new article and frankly, I agree with him. Ideally let's keep namefaggotry out of this, as Krapple is now an established part of the CWC troll scene (consider the fact that the first reference to [[Ivy]] was on Krapple, and Ivy's first appearance was on Krapple as well, not to mention Clyde frequents the place). Really though, let's not make this a giant plug like the old article was about.

IMHO, this should strictly stick to what the site is about, and notable stuff that has happened on the board (read: first mention of Ivy, leaks, etc.). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:29, 9 May 2009 (CEST)

: Should CEO & the *chan /cwc/ is hosted on have a slight mention as well? --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 14:42, 9 May 2009 (CEST)
:* Don't push it, nigger. ^^ But I agree this needs an article, it shouldn't really have been deleted in the first place. /cwc/ has delivered OC, and they are great when 110 is down. Also, krapple si a pretty cool guy. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 23:27, 9 May 2009 (CEST)

==Goatee pic==
Anyone know/can get a pic of Chris with his goatee? The "Let's get Chris to grow a beard" was a huge Krapple thing for a while so showing a pic so we can be like "OH SHI---------" would be good. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:29, 26 November 2009 (CET)
* Would the video in which Chris shaves his goatee work? --[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]] 00:33, 26 November 2009 (CET)--[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]]
:*No, just a pic dude. We already have a link to a video but a pic so people don't have to watch the entire video would be good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)

== Date ==

Are we sure that it was opened on the 28th? It may just be my time zone (some websites compensate for them, I'm not sure if this is one of them), but the first new topic is dated for the 27th. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 17:55, 28 August 2009 (CEST)
*I made that edit so I could be wrong. By all means fix it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:58, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

== Deleted Forever? ==

[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/README This is all that's left of /cwc/] What happened? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 07:21, 2 November 2009 (CET)

Dear god... DEAR GOD, heres to hoping that this is a trick to fool the spammer into leaving.--[[User:El Presidente|El Presidente]] 07:23, 2 November 2009 (CET)

Any word if /cwc/ will come back? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 07:15, 4 November 2009 (CET)

All I know is that some 'furnigger' as he was referred to spammed the board repeatedly with furry porn. They traced his IP to Briton but beyond that no idea what is going on. [[User:Kast Iron|Kast Iron]] 03:37, 5 November 2009 (CET)

: ''furnigger'' is a term coined by former Patriotic Nigra N3X15 as an alternative to the commonly used ''furfag''. All that aside, it has been assumed based on the evidence that the faggot who was spamming /cwc/ was a reject from [http://www.ta-host.com/macrosonic this forum] whose personal army request for a raid on said forum on KKK's /i/ was shot down. So he got butthurt and decided to spam /cwc/. I can't confirm or deny this at the moment but its the most plausible theory thus far based on the evidence.
:As far as why Krapple was "deleted", I haven't the slightest clue. I assume its not perminant though since the other sub-sites are still up. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 04:47, 5 November 2009 (CET)
*Apparently this here http://legi0n.krapplekomputerkompany.com/l/ is the new /cwc/. Go out and spam to the extreme. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 04:50, 5 November 2009 (CET)
** Apparently its not there anymore. [[User:4plus2|4plus2]] 13:00, 7 November 2009 (CET)
*i'm not really sure what's going on with krapplekomputerkompany, but if you want to find out i guess you should go find krappleguy in his irc channel --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 13:33, 7 November 2009 (CET)
*Anyone have any news on anything? The entire boards have been taken down. If they are gone is there anywhere that non-pvcc people can go to discuss chris? [[User:Kast Iron|Kast Iron]] 08:55, 8 November 2009 (CET)
::*Update: As far as I can til at this point, Krapple & the original /cwc/ board by extension, are both gone. However, /cwc/ lives (sort of). A new board has been made on KKK's sister site, Legi0n. [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc] I appologize for any inconveniances and I'll let everyone know if/when I'm able to get in contact with CEO regarding this matter. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 23:19, 8 November 2009 (CET)

==Renaming==
I think for technical reasons, this really has to be renamed to something like "Krapple." Not to deride them or anything, only that it seems when I try to like to the article as it is, it will go to the subpage "cwc" of whatever page is being linked. Like if I link to this on the [[Sonichu]] page, it'll go to the page [[Sonichu/cwc]]. We can keep it as it is, except remember we have to pipe it to "Krapple" but that's kinda silly. So any thoughts, maybe for a better name to rename it to? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:02, 30 November 2009 (CET)
:Krapple Komputer Kompany? Legi0n? Chris-chan (Imageboard)? idk something like that maybe. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:48, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Why link to legion deleted? ==

And references? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 23:09, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Protection. Chris has passed over the site before, but we don't want him going back any time soon. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:17, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Stupid, because even if Chris finds it it's too many words for him to read. Someone, revert it back. Seriously, people fucking nagging people in IRC or on here to "Where is /cwc/ now?" outweighs the remote chance that Chris is gonna find shit out. He already allegedly reads EDF, he's already discovered this place, Chris believes what he wants to believe. He still insists Ivy and Panda are real, even though CWCki more or less subtly hints at them being trolls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:08, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

== We shall fight on the beaches ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/36228.html This shit.]

<s>They'll come rape his page. Jerkops and admins ban them.

If it gets bad, close registrations. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 05:46, 25 April 2010 (UTC)</s>

Fuck. They may be planning a raid. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 05:50, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Tomorrow is ANZAC day here in Ozfailia (Lest we Forget), so I'll be here watching the fucking recent changes after hours like I always do. If I notice a huge influx of [[User:Ronichu|meme spewing retards]], I'll post 'Moon plz' on their talk pages. Or something equally confusing. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Good stuff. I've done ANZAC day in Gallipoli, as it happens. Fucking experience it was too. I'll keep an eye out for the notes --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 08:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Beat

2010-04-25T07:09:49Z

YawningSquirtleRedux:

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-04-25T00:34:38Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* Sonichu update */

Talk:Chris and rape

2010-04-25T00:30:00Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: Created page with 'Good stuff dude, but my only real qualm is this. First hand accounts (Mimms and Lucas) say that Chris was not particulaly rapist-ish. He was a bit close to Megan, but I don't thi…'

Good stuff dude, but my only real qualm is this. First hand accounts (Mimms and Lucas) say that Chris was not particulaly rapist-ish. He was a bit close to Megan, but I don't think that he would rape someone. I certainly don't think if they turned round and yelled/cried at him to stop, he'd force them.

I don't mind recording what he's done, but saying he's a potential rapist is a bit far.

Otherwise, great work --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:30, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

User:J0haely

2010-04-25T00:14:51Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: Created page with 'Hi J0haely. About your 'Chris and...' post. I'm pretty sure we tried that a few times, and each time it came out kinda irrelevant and contrived. If you have a go at writing it on…'

Hi J0haely. About your 'Chris and...' post. I'm pretty sure we tried that a few times, and each time it came out kinda irrelevant and contrived. If you have a go at writing it on your talk page or something, and it turns out pretty good, then make it, but just spend some time drafting it first.

Also, if you have any questions about writing new pages, it's better to bother [[User:Champthom|Champ]] rather than [[User:cogsdev|Queen Cogs]]. Anything other advice, just ask. I'm always willing to help, and most of our users are really friendly.

Hope you enjoy your time on the CWCki--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-04-25T00:09:38Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* Sonichu update */

User talk:Pfargtl9000

2010-04-24T21:12:39Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* Niggastolemyfamicon */

==SFW template==
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==

Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==CWCipedia vandalism archival==

Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

==If you're making a Christian Template...==

Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis?
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Jew Template ==

Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)

==Niggastolemyfamicon==

Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Again...? ==
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)

User talk:Rosechupenis

2010-04-24T20:54:10Z

YawningSquirtleRedux:

==Welcome to the CWCki!==
Haha, at first I mistook you for another troll (a CWCki-vandalizing one, that is) trying to pose as Chris. Otherwise, I'd be saying to you...

"Dude, we know you're not Chris. He wouldn't be caught dead using a screenname of something he despises so much as to devote an [[Sonichu 8|entire issue]] against it."

Anyways, you can put all that into your user page, you know? --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 03:27, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==Transcription Heroes==

Hi Rosechupenis. Welcome to CWCki. I see you're transcribing mumble chats. If you become anything like [[Ronichu]] and [[Beat]] then you will truly be a hero of the CWCki. Thanks --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:54, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

User:YawningSquirtleRedux/Musings

2010-04-24T13:33:26Z

YawningSquirtleRedux:

User:YawningSquirtleRedux

2010-04-24T13:30:04Z

YawningSquirtleRedux:

<center>[[Image:Yawning_Squirtle.jpg|Yawning Squirtle on the trip of his life.]]</center>
{{quote|*Bitches. Welcome to my page. Please leave offerings of illicit substances and I'll get back to you.*|YawningSquirtleRedux irl}}

=Shit about CWCki=
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{{Britfag}}{{Jerkop}}{{MumbleMedal}}{{Eurofag}}{{PVCC}}{{IRCReg}}{{Squirtle}}{{Hero}}
</div>
==Latest from the motherfucking moon==
*Working on summaries for Mumble chats
*Making sure PVCC and CWCki have no secrets. Well, not too many.
*Read my thoughts [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux/Musings|here]].

==What I'm doing here==
Someone needs to keep an eye on Chris-chan, and the TRUE and HONEST Christorians are just the people to do that. Of course, I spend alot more time on here than most, but I'm still no closer to understanding the mad inner machinations of the manchild.

I try to keep people on the CWCki in touch with what is happening on PVCC, as information often appears there before it makes it here. I also spend alot of time doing useless things, like editing the grammatical errors and changing formats. I'm not a grammar Nazi however.

If there's an instance of translators needing help with Chris' spectacular Spanish skills, and you get stuck, talk page me, and I'll get right onto it for you.

==What you can do to help==

* Vandalism? Bring it to my attention.
* Got a question for me? Talk page it
* Want to start editing CWCki but not sure where to start? Press that 'Random page' button, and dive right into the madness!
* Think you might want to translate, but not sure if you can bring yourself to start? Take the plunge. Every single user who contributes translations is a hero. We need more of you. We love you all. Srs.
* Think something really, really important is missing? Don't just sit around and wait for one of the regulars to write it, get stuck in.
* If you're not sure what's going on, the LURK MOAR
* If you're still unsure about what to do, talk page me, or one of the other regulars, and we'll help you get settled in and trolling in next to no time.

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{{Award|
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img_width=50|
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title=Get Squirtle|
text=Bitches looking to score should AIM on DeusExTroll. Do it.|}}
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=Shit about YawningSquirtleRedux=

* He plays the shit out of the bass
* He plays the guitar
* He plays the piano
* He plays violin
* He speaks several languages
* He spends far too much time on CWCki
* He enjoys nothing more than a good game of SimCopter. If you have any SC2k cities, please, send them to him
* He also recommends Tasty Static, for those quiet moments when nothing is doing.
* He is far too pedantic for his own good.

User:YawningSquirtleRedux/Musings

2010-04-24T13:29:01Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: Created page with 'Here is the place where I shall write my stunning article ideas until I have enough stuff to write them... Here goes: ==Chris and his diet== We all know Chris' diet is shit, an…'

User talk:Ronichu

2010-04-24T13:16:47Z

YawningSquirtleRedux: /* Miggastolemyfamicon */

{{welcome|Pfargtl9000}}
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:46, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Hi! I suggest that we move that list about Chris's "Chris_chan" page from the [[ED]] page to the [[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]] page, where it would be of more help. What do you think? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:04, 18 December 2009 (CET)

Eh I thought I was cool but I guess I'm not, I'll just go back to lurking and transcribing. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:35, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

No problem. I don't have anything else to do at the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 13:16, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Don't get yourself down man, at least you tried. More than that, you confirmed to everyone that Bob was alive and back home. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 15:34, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Notes to self:

Write about:

Chris and mindless devotion.
Chris and failing despite many opportunities.

== Re: Typos ==

I ain't surprised given how much transcribing you do - nut job :P --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:19, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== You are a hero ==

Srs. Good job on the Mumble chats. I take my hat off to you. If he tries any more spanish shit, drop me a line and I'll get it sorted. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:05, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Thanks man, I really appreciate that. Still got more to go tho'. :) [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:29, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Ronichu is clearly some sort of god, trapped in mortal flesh.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:23, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

===Medal of Merit===
For your work on Mumble Chat 3, you have been awarded the Medal of Merit. Congratulations and keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:36, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Thank you man. I'm tearing up over here. :') -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 10:20, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
==Note to Self==
Based on the info in the leaked emails, I believe I am close to identifying the YASG. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:16, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==Miggastolemyfamicon==

What's all this about niggastolemyfamicom needing to be shot to the moon? Explaination plox. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:52, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

'S all cool, no sweat. I just wanted to know if banhammering was the way forward. Thanks for pointing it out to me though. Good job, as always. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 07:31, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Just to follow up, he got a banhammer to the head from me. Thanks. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:37, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Nice call, chief Squirtle Who Yawns. :D -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:09, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Hey, no sweat. Thanks for bring it to my attention. Keep up the good work, you legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:16, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

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{{protip|[[CWCki:NOTED|CWCki is not ED.]] Do shit like this and you will be banned.}}

== Hey, nigger! ==

Keep [[User:niggastolemyfamicom]]'s page. Its better, also yiff in hell. -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 01:11, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

== What the fuck is going on here? ==

^ --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 01:18, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

second this. some kind of faggy edit war? c'mon guys --[[User:Manzanera|Manzanera]] 01:20, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:I mean seriously. I rely on the recent changes page to know what's up. What the hell are you guys doing?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:33, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
::I'm not doing anything. It's that butthurt Krapplefag. --[[user:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]
:::Lol Ed's being a dramafag --[[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] 01:38, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
::::Me? lol wrong. --[[user:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]
:::::U mad? --[[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] 01:45, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
::::::No just bored :/ . I'm gonna shut up, now. --[[user:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]

== O.K., look ==

First, you're the one who's whining on YT and DA all because someone called you a bad troll. In my opinion, that's not far from the truth. People can have opinions, tough fucking cookies for you, bro. You're now whining about "Krapplefags". You're You and your WINRAR_GROUP post your comic thingy on /cwc/. I'm the main mod there and I even complimented it, although recent events have led my to doubt that you play a very major roll in that, as you are rather incompetent. You felt the need to get some furfag buttbuddy of yours to white knight on CodyJamesBriscoe's video about you. You need to learn that all of this drama YOU'RE causing is stupid. If you post it on the internet, someone else will not like it. That's life. Maybe you need a bit of a break from what you call "trolling.

I almost forgot: yiff in hell, furfag.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] [[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:datass.jpg|40px]] 05:04, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:This. BTW, thanks bro. -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 15:32, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

::I never posted anything on /cwc/, and I certainly did not get anyone to attack that narcissistic prick. Plus I'm more then willing to say that I am, actually, not a furfag. Yes I own several Sonic games and created a pitiful OC in my image, but that's about it. I am very detatched from that cesspool of a fanbase of his. I do feel, however that you are correct. Perhaps I've been taking this shit too seriously...Listen, I'm gonna GTFO now and I'm probably not gonna come back to CWCki for at least a week are two. I apologize for wasting your time. --[[user:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]
:::I would suggest taking a long hard think about your actions before coming back. Same goes for YT. If you can't change then you need to GTFO and STFO. Really. Your "trolling" on YT is what caused all of this. You take Chris way to seriously. I mean, having enemy lists up and bitching about how he got the [[cwcipedia]] back is pointless. Do you even realize why cwcipedia matters? Chris' own actions are funny enough and should be accepted as lulz. You spend to much time with trolling schemes and actually complaining about chris having something besides a shitty tripod site made with leet CSIII skills.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] [[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:datass.jpg|40px]] 05:04, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

:::Protip: don't lie about things you admitted to on popular sites such as youtube. --[[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] 02:22, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

personally i dont give a fuck as long as the faggotry stops leaking into recent changes. thanks for handling it --[[User:Manzanera|manzanera,]] [[User talk:Manzanera|for your pleasure.]] 02:26, 26 February 2010 (UTC) ps obligatory yiff in hell

::::Goodbye. --[[user:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]]

== Get the fuck off ==

You really think that we don't notice? --[[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] 23:06, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:See the protip, faggot. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 23:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==Sorted==

Blocked him. If he sockpuppets you, tell me, but I I.P banned him, so you ought to be alright --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:25, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

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