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Talk:List of toys

2011-03-07T08:06:40Z

Yue:

I really, really doubt this is the sort of undertaking you can expect to finish. Because holy shit Chris owns a lot of crap.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:34, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Bonus points if you also look up their prices for a grand total. I figure somewhere around the millions over the past 28 years. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:06, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Are videogame systems considered toys? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 18:04, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
* We've already got a list for video games, so including them here would be redundant. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 19:01, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Added some to the list about Transformers, but it's currently incomplete.

*Please sign your comments - it's four tildas (~) in a row. Also, this needs to be put in a sortable list format, see [[List of Chris's games]] for an example. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:46, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

im doing the ponys, but chris covered their asses and makes things difficult. i am still working on it, but my question is, do you want pics of the original pony?
--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 19:24, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
* ok you strong, sweaty and sexy men with pickles, the ponies are done. only 3 things, first most of the prices vary from $10 to $30 per pony, so i rounded to to $20 (actually, most of them were 20). second, i have pics of the original ponies, but not in the original colors (technically, ti doesnt matter because each pony comes in different colors). and third, i wrote to the best of my knowledge, if there is something missing or you want me to do something else, tell me kthxbai --[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 07:42, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

I can't seem to find any other Power Rangers toys in Chris's room, but I can't imagine that one is the only one he has when he's got a fuckton of transformers, especially from wild force. The zords from that line were all interchangable, so there was the collect-'em-all thing, and that's gotta be up Chris's alley. Anyone notice any others? --[[User:Yue|Yue]] 00:06, 7 March 2011 (PST)

List of toys

2011-03-06T08:51:20Z

Yue: Top-left of his TV stand.

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[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|250px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]

This page is a list of some of the crap [[Chris]] has purchased over the years with his [[tugboat]].

==[[Lego]]==

===Alpha Team===

6776-1 Ogel Control Center

===City/Town===

7892 Hospital

6337-1 Fast Track Finish

6517 Water Jet

7240-1 Fire Station

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling [[anime]] freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]

7700 Stealth Hunter

7701 Grand Titan

7712-1 Supernova

7703 Fire Vulture

===Make and Create===

4881-1 Robo Platoon

4097-1: Mini Robots

===Ninja===

6093 Flying Ninja Fortress

===Space===

6949 Robo-Guardian

6975-1 Alien Avenger

===Spider-Man===

4856-1 Doc Ock's Hideout

===Star Wars===

Two 7146 Tie Fighters

7106-1 Droid Escape

===Western===

6755 [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern Knuckles plush

===Figures===

Jazwares Tails

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the Cat

ReSaurus Rose

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island Dr Eggman

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island Shadow

==[[Transformers]]==

===Anniversary Editions===

20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)

===Transformers Alternators===

Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck--$20-25 at retail)

===Transformers Armada===

Jetfire ($25-30)

Megatron ($25-30)

Optimus Prime ($50)

Rollout ($25-30)

Sidways ($10-12)

Unicron ($50)

===Transformers Beast Machines===

Scavenger ($7-10)

===Transformers Beast Wars===

Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)

===Transformers Cybertron===

Evac ($25-$30)

Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)

Hot Shot ($10-12)

Jetfire ($20-25)

Megatron ($40-50)

Overhaul ($5-8)

Override ($10-12)

Primus ($50)

Red Alert ($10-12)

Scourge ($25-$30)

Sideways ($10-$12)

Soundwave ($20-25)

Thunderclash ($6-8)

Unicron ($10-$12)

Vector Prime ($25-30)

===Transformers Generation One===

[[Megatron pistol|Generation One Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer.

===Transformers Generation Two===

Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)

===Transformers Heroes of Cybertron===

Bumblebee ($3-5)

==[[My Little Pony]]==

Cutie Keen Bean ($10) --> Crystal

Exclusive Lolligiggle ($20)--> Educait

Favorite Friends Rarity the Unircorn Pony Figure ($20)--> Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-

Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony ($20) X 3 --> Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest

Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy ($20) --> Ty Game

Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony (set of two $50) --> Bee-Riana (He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)

Sweetberry Diva Pose ($20) --> BoottomBeck

Sweet Breeze Pose ($20) X 2 --> Honeysumerah and Modest Manna

Seaspray Pose ($20) --> Cheroki-Chan

Beachberry Pose ($20) X 2 --> Linnhadey and Federico

==[[Power Rangers]]==

Wild Force Predazord ($50)

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Tobacky

2011-02-01T18:37:19Z

Yue:

{{Quote|And smoking will eventually cause cancer, and it will—you'll be more likely to get heart attacks, viruses, and your life will be cut drastically short. They don't call cigarettes and cigars "death sticks" for nothing, other than killing you slowly. If I could, I would take every last ounce of tobacky, put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the moon.|Chris<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref>}}

[[File:100 0695.JPG|thumb|NO SMOKING and [[Love Quest|WANT WOMAN!]] - two of Chris's [[Cherokee|war cries]]]]
[[Image:Tobacco.jpg|thumb|A [[niggo]] harvests some tobacky.]]

'''Tobacky''', also known as "tobacco," is a recreational drug derived from ''Nicotiana'' plants, hated by [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. If he could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to the [[Moon]].

One of the prerequisites for a [[sweetheart]] that Chris has never veered from is that she be "smoke-free."<ref>[[OkCupid]]</ref><ref>[[Dating profiles]]</ref><ref>[[Sonichu Girls]]</ref><ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>. This terminology likely comes from [[eBay]] listings, which describe [[toys]] and [[video games]] that were stored in a tobacco-free environment as "smoke-free".

Given his flip-flopping regarding his hatred of [[alcohol]], it is uncertain whether Chris has ever smoked, although he did pretend to smoke a "peace pipe" for [[Jackie]].<ref>[[Wigwam]]</ref>

==Chris on tobacky==

In his famous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]] of 24 February [[2007]], Chris expressed his wish for all tobacky to be shot to the Moon.

In an [[ED]] edit from 10 November [[2007]] regarding a comment about [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris said he was uncomfortable saying the word "tobacco."<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>

This was elaborated on in [[January 2009]]:
{{quote|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.|Chris<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref>}}

Chris has also related a [[dream]] he once had regarding the risks posed by tobacco consumption:
{{Quote|I was in a factory and I watched PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt with their mouths full of cigarettes, going through BURNING OVENS, coming out singed (not ON FIRE), then dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol that DISSOLVED THEM to DUST like ACID would do, and their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes. And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED.|Chris's cigarette nightmare<ref>[[Mailbag 39]]</ref>}}

Chris has stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in [[CWCville]] and warrants "ten years [imprisonment] or fifteen hundred dollar fine."<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]</ref> In short, importing cigarettes is worse than rape, theft, murder, or even being a homo in [[CWCville]].

==Cannabis==
Chris seems to have an even stronger hatred for [[Wikipedia:Cannabis (drug)|cannabis]], despite it being hailed as a possible [[autism]] treatment.<ref>http://www.autismsupportnetwork.com/news/autism-treatment-marijuana-madness-8763721]</ref> This is evidenced by the fact that, in CWCville, cigarette smokers are only given a US$1,500 fine, but those who simply possess weed are sentenced to Maximum Security Prison, the same place CWCville detains [[Mary Lee Walsh|terrorist leaders]].<ref>[[Book10Replacement]]</ref>
==See also==
*[[Alcohol]]
==Sauces==
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