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User:YuriHaru567

2022-01-21T20:52:50Z

YuriHaru567:

I first heard of Chris-Chan since November of 2018. Ever since, I've become one of the more ironic fans of Sonichu, and I love it mainly for how absurdly weird it is. Mostly the early chapters because anything after Issue 10 is where the plot gets INCREDIBLY convoluted.

I won't be really active on this wiki; I'll just be checking this wiki from time to time for any grammar issues or any updates related to Christine.

If you want to call me by anything other than my username, just call me Yuri (which isn't even close to my real name).

== Some random shit about me ==

{{americunt}}

{{agnostic}}

{{Asian}}

{{bisexual}}

{{observer}}

{{ClassicChris}}

{{ClydeCash}}

{{HFA}}

{{LiquidChris}}

{{Troper}}

{{VivianGee}}

Christine Rosechu

2022-01-21T20:51:12Z

YuriHaru567: Remember when I said I wouldn’t edit any pages? Well, I lied.

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:ChristineEtsyB.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Christine Rosechu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 7 October 2006
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Sonichu]] (father), [[Rosechu]] (mother)
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Rosey]]
|-
|}
{{Quote|THERE ARE TWO ROSEYS and ONLY One Sonee. Christine Rosey is Purple, because she is a Shiney Rosey. Pink for Cerah and Yellow for Robbie ARE NATURAL. NO CHEATING WHATSOEVER.
Why do people take such an innocent thing and make it obscene?|Chris<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6]]</ref>}}
'''Christine Rosechu''' (born '''Christine Rosey''', [[Sonichu chronology#2006|7 October 2006]]) is the daughter and middle child of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' universe. Christine's name may come from the feminine variant of Christian's name (due to his [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]) or his obsession with the name "[[Crystal]]." It should be noted that while Chris was uploading images to use as thumbnails for his character bio pages, he attempted to display a non-existant image file entitled "''Crystal''Rosey.jpg" where a drawing of Christine should have gone.

Christine's purple color provoked debate among the [[fanbase|fanbase]], which theorized that [[Magi-Chan]] could be the real father. Chris angrily denied these rumors of cuckoldry, stating that Christine is a "Shiney" Rosey, i.e. an ultra-rare [[Pokémon]] with alternate coloration, and that Sonichu is indeed her father.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]</ref><ref>[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shiny_Pok%C3%A9mon Bulbapedia on Shiny Pokémon]</ref>

Given the fact she is a shiny would imply she should be seen as special or have some hidden talent, or at least be the focus on some exciting plot, as shinys are rare in Pokemon and treated as very special and priceless.

Nope. That trait is given to [[Robee_Sonichu| another child, who can even Sonic Rainboom]]

==Appearances==
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|right|''Sonichu'': The comic that's not afraid to tackle child molestation.]]
As babies, the three Sonichu children had no discernable personalities and tempted fans to draw lots of horrible [[guro]] art. Their first prominent appearance was in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. The children also appeared in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti.

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the siblings appear but do nothing except occupy the time of their [[Spanish]] [[homos|lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], because like the parents in ''[[Mary Poppins]]'', Sonichu and Rosechu simply couldn't be bothered to care.

==Evolution==
In November 2011, Chris began to unveil details about the siblings as post-pubescents. He revealed that they had formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. Crystaline Rosechu [sic] had become a bisexual,<ref>[[August_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref> even though Chris [[Retroactive Continuity in Sonichu| had wiped out all homosexuality in ''Sonichu'' #10]]. He eventually fixed this oversight in 2015.{{cite}} . And like her sister [[Cera_Rosechu|Cera]], her sexuality is not as important as Robee's coming out story in Episode 25. It is just a mere side note

In the new 2015 pages of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Christine appears in the [[Christmas]] pageant as the Virgin Mary, but midway through the performance suddenly begins to evolve. Embarrassed, she runs off stage and into the bathroom, and Sonichu is forced to run home and get Rosechu's clothes for her to put on (being oddly specific, instead of just saying "run home and get some of my clothes", she must tell him every article of clothing, including her panties), even though Rosechu is the only <s>girl</s> Sonichu/Rosechu to wear clothes, minus Magi Chan's vest and Silvana's scantily clad get-up.

Chris, for some reason, decided her parents would be the best to talk to her about her evolution, even though neither Sonichu nor Rosechu experienced evolution from a Sonee/Rosey to their current state,just evolving as pokemon, then into their adult forms-with Rosechu mysteriously evolving into a dress, shoes, and hairband.

When he offered his Christine [[Amiibo]] for sale on [[Etsy]], he put together a character summary:

{{quotebox|Christine Rosechu, the middle of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is a rare Shiny Rosechu, and enjoys fashion, style, socializing and making many real and good friends. She often sparkles naturally under a light. Christine is a generous and kind gal who likes to offer help in adding style and class and positive vibes to all around her. And she likes being on stage in a play or film, and she likes to see her fellow actors shine in their own way, as she does for herself. She is content anywhere on the stage, and does not hog the spotlight or center of attention. She is also a bisexual, so she is attracted to everyone (as long as they don't get on her bad side).}}

Chris revealed some spoilers to an [[eBay]] customer: Christine will eventually date a girl named "Karen Lyon" who "took her back to her place eventually and totally went Tribbing on her!" A later sexual encounter with a dude named "Benjamin Matthews" will confirm Christine's bisexuality.<ref>[[Commissions#Questions and Answers]]. Note that in this message Chris can't keep his own characters straight and says that it is Christine, not [[Cera]], who was dumped by [[Kevin the Jew]].</ref>

Also note that, like Robee, Christine will apparently have sex with a female lover, then with a male. Given the fact that, in canon, Christine is currently a minor at eleven years old, unless Chris sets this into the future,[[Pedofork| This has some horrifying implications]].
{{clear}}

<center><gallery>
Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|All gwown up! Yay!
File:Dumbfuck3.png|Christine Rosey
File:Lego Cristina.jpg|[[LEGO]] Christine, proud bisexual.
File:Son11p39.jpg|Christine with her family.
File:Son11p35.jpg|Christine recites the [[Wikipedia:Magnificat|Magnificat]].
File:7 Nov. 2015 B.jpg|Christine [[Amiibo]].
File:ChristineEtsyA.jpg|Amiibo packaged for sale on [[Etsy]].
File:Christine Halloween.jpg|Christine dressed up as [[My Little Pony|Twilight Sparkle]] for [[Halloween]].
</gallery></center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Sonee & Rosey]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[A Sonichu Day]]
*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]"
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
{{The Tomgirls}}

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]
[[Category:Homos]]

User:YuriHaru567

2022-01-13T19:34:11Z

YuriHaru567:

I first heard of Chris-Chan since November of 2018. Ever since, I've become one of the more ironic fans of Sonichu, and I love it mainly for how absurdly weird it is. Mostly the early chapters because anything after Issue 10 is where the plot gets INCREDIBLY convoluted.

I won't be editing any pages; I'll just be checking this wiki from time to time for any updates related to Christine.

If you want to call me by anything other than my username, just call me Yuri (which isn't even close to my real name).

== Some random shit about me ==

{{americunt}}

{{agnostic}}

{{Asian}}

{{bisexual}}

{{observer}}

{{ClassicChris}}

{{ClydeCash}}

{{HFA}}

{{LiquidChris}}

{{Troper}}

{{VivianGee}}

User:YuriHaru567

2022-01-03T03:04:36Z

YuriHaru567:

I first heard of Chris-Chan since November of 2018. Ever since, I've become one of the more ironic fans of Sonichu (I love it mainly for how absurdly weird it is).

I am autistic, like Chris herself, but I am not NEARLY as much of a lolcow as she is.

I won't be editing any pages; I'll just be checking this wiki from time to time for any updates related to Christine and her misadventures.

If you want to call me by anything other than my username, just call me Yuriko or Yuri (which isn't even close to my real name).

== Some random shit about me ==

{{americunt}}

{{agnostic}}

{{Asian}}

{{bisexual}}

{{observer}}

{{ClassicChris}}

{{ClydeCash}}

{{HFA}}

{{LiquidChris}}

{{Troper}}

{{VivianGee}}

User:YuriHaru567

2022-01-03T03:02:35Z

YuriHaru567: it feels so weird to be back here.

User:YuriHaru567

2019-04-21T03:02:33Z

YuriHaru567: Wanted to keep this page more organized

I first heard of Chris-Chan since November of 2018. Ever since, I've become one of the more ironic fans of Sonichu (I love it mainly for how absurdly weird it is).

I am autistic, like Chris him/herself, but I am not NEARLY as much of a lolcow as (s)he is.

I won't be editing any pages; I'll just be checking this wiki from time to time for any updates related to Chris(tine) and his/her misadventures.

If you want to call me by anything other than my username, just call me Yuriko or Yuri (which isn't even close to my real name).

== Some random shit about me ==

{{americunt}}

{{agnostic}}

{{asexual}}

{{Asian}}

{{observer}}

{{ClydeCash}}

{{LiquidChris}}

{{VivianGee}}

{{HFA}}

{{ClassicChris}}

User:YuriHaru567

2019-04-15T23:39:22Z

YuriHaru567:

I first heard of Chris-Chan since November of 2018. Ever since, I've become one of the more ironic fans of Sonichu (I love it mainly for how absurdly weird it is).

I am autistic, like Chris him/herself, but I am not NEARLY as much of a lolcow as (s)he is.

I won't be editing any pages; I'll just be checking this wiki from time to time for any updates related to Chris(tine) and his/her misadventures.

{{americunt}}

{{agnostic}}

{{asexual}}

{{Asian}}

{{observer}}

{{ClydeCash}}

{{LiquidChris}}

{{VivianGee}}

{{HFA}}

User:YuriHaru567

2019-04-15T22:48:19Z

YuriHaru567:

I first heard of Chris-Chan since November of 2018. Ever since, I've become one of the more ironic fans of Sonichu (I love it mainly for how absurdly weird it is).

I am autistic, like Chris him/herself, but I am not NEARLY as much of a lolcow as (s)he is.

I won't be editing any pages; I'll just be checking this wiki from time to time for any updates related to Chris(tine) and his/her misadventures.

{{americunt}}

{{agnostic}}

{{asexual}}

{{Asian}}

{{observer}}

{{ClydeCash}}

{{LiquidChris}}

{{VivianGee}}

User:YuriHaru567

2019-04-14T23:58:15Z

YuriHaru567:

User:YuriHaru567

2019-04-14T21:59:12Z

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User:YuriHaru567

2019-04-14T21:14:14Z

YuriHaru567:

I first heard of Chris-Chan since November of 2018. Ever since, I've become one of the more ironic fans of Sonichu (I love it mainly for how absurdly weird it is).

I won't be editing any pages; I'll just be checking this wiki from time to time for any updates related to Chris(tine) and his/her misadventures.

User:YuriHaru567

2019-04-14T21:13:29Z

YuriHaru567: Created page with "I first heard of Chris since November of 2018. Ever since, I've become one of the more ironic fans of Sonichu (I love it mainly for how absurdly weird it is). I won't be edit..."

I first heard of Chris since November of 2018. Ever since, I've become one of the more ironic fans of Sonichu (I love it mainly for how absurdly weird it is).

I won't be editing any pages; I'll just be checking this wiki from time to time for any updates related to Chris and his/her misadventures.