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Mailbag 29

2022-08-05T10:43:21Z

Yuyuko: Inserted wikipedia link for Eddie Berganza (former DC Comics exec).

'''Mailbag 29''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 31 [[December 2009]]. In an attempt to get [[Chris]] to man up, this mailbag was literally just the thirteen letters Chris [[Rejected Mailbag#Let Me Get Back To You On That|had promised to answer eventually]].

Midway through answering them, Chris apparently noticed that he had already rejected the majority of these questions, and copied them back into his Let Me Get Back To You On That mailbag. Because Chris is an HONEST, CARING, TRUE, LOYAL, STRAIGHT, HUMAN MALE, he answered most of these questions with "Whatever."

==Answered==
===In which Chris loses his mind===
{{Email|From: orangepie@hotmail.com
Hey Chris, I've got a question.

Is prostitution legal in CWCville? In most of the US it's illegal and
I feel that this is an unfair law. Prostitution is legal in parts of
Nevada and Rhode Island, and as you can see on Family Guy, Rhode
Island isn't falling apart nor is it a cesspool.

Are there brothels in CWCville? Perhaps you could add a friendly pimp
or madam character who hooks all the virgins up with boyfriend free
prostitutes if they're too nervous to meet an actual girlfriend.

I'm really interested as to what you think of this matter.

Sincerely,
A fan}}
{{EmailReply|I have read your question a few days ago, and I have considered it greatly with input from my trusted associates. Prostitution is legal in Cwcville, VA, with the Detail for that if the person requesting the service is a Virgin, then those individuals would be directed to the "pimp" and "madam" characters who would hook him/her up with a CLEAN Woman/Man, respectively. The pimp and madam would be held responsible for medical checks for their prostitutes before lending them to the person, and for the Virgins, their first-time fee is SET for Ten Dollars, period, for up to one whole hour. And beforehand, a short half-hour seminar on what to do for first-timers in positions, premature ejaculation preventions, full kissing and such bare introductory essentials. Knowledge is Power, after all.}}

===Whatever===
{{Email|From: grrrlpowaanow@aol.com
This will be my last email.

In response to me "letting myself go" in my messages to you, I have not. I am upset and hurt by the things you have said to me, yes, because you are saying disturbing, rude, hurtful, non-Christian things with no regard for anyone but yourself. However, I have never threatened you nor have I attacked you. I can't say the same for you: you typically have let anger get the best of you, and have threatened to kill Clyde Cash and that impostor (even drew a comic where you shot him with a gun!) many, many times. I've seen the videos and so has my Bible group. Jesus and the Bible taught us that wrath is a deadly sin, Chris, and I am saddened that They could not teach you the same as evidenced by you stomping around on camera like a spoiled toddler and threatening to break people dead. Shame on you.

I would say, once again, that even though sex is a "natural" act, it is not an act that should be done before an audience. God intended sex to be between one man and one woman and no more, not two pornographic actors and an audience, nor is it meant to be done for reasons other that procreation.

However, there is no point in discussing the Bible with you when it is clear that you have never read the whole Bible and will not listen to those who have when it criticizes how you live (remember what you said about criticism? well you're a naive hypocrite for not being able to swallow you own medicine, which is shocking, since I hear you're able to swallow much harsher, saltier stuff). In one video, you say Family Guy taught you about Leviticus. You're, what, 25 years old, and you had never read Leviticus until some sinful cartoon show that takes the Lord's name in vain taught you about it? It's hard to believe you're that naive and I pity you.

I ask only that you do not pray for me. I do not wish to be dragged into Hell with you (and that's where you go for breaking God's law, the Holy Bible). You have lost a fan in me, you have lost fans in my church, but saddest of all, you have lost a fan in God and Jesus. I pray for you.}}
{{EmailReply|Whatever.}}

''On 1 January 2010, Chris elaborated on this with the following:''

{{EmailReply|I have read through your message, and really, I am stumped on a fair response to your ranting. All I see when I read your messages is a whiney little b****, who has YET to open her mind to the world's and life's True Delights of life. God and Jesus want us to live our lives happily and healthily with some love. And if you can not see that, or even TRULY Open Your Heart, then my neutral response to you is simply, '''Whatever'''.}}

===In which Chris is an asshole===
{{Email|From: {{w|Eddie Berganza|Eddie Berganza}} <berganzadc@gmail.com>
Hello Chris-

My name is Eddie Berganza, and I work in the American comic industry. Your comic "Sonichu" was recently brought to my attention by an intern at my company and I viewed your recent videos on Youtube pitching the concept to "business people." As someone with years of experience in dealing with copyrighted characters, I feel like I need to let you know of some problems I see with you trying to sell your Sonichu character.

Sonichu's creation, in the comics you present, involves two characters who are owned by other companies: Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog are owned by Nintendo and Sega, respectively. Do you have the full written consent of Nintendo and Sega to use their characters? I understand you believe Sonichu himself is an original character, but the fact that a key part of his story infringes on other companies' copyrights makes it virtually IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to get in business with you. I suggest you change Sonichu's origin story to not involve characters you do not have the rights to.

That you continue to refer to him as a Pokemon also presents a problem. Referencing Pokemon and using characters from that franchise in your own Sonichu franchise is an INFRINGEMENT ON NINTENDO'S POKEMON COPYRIGHT. As just a fan product, this is fine, but your efforts to sell Sonichu into other forms of media and make money off it puts you and anyone who would do business with you at legal risk. As I have come to understand Sonichu, I have to tell you that Sonichu can NEVER BE USED FOR PROFIT under current copyright law. You are pulling in too many characters and concepts from other franchises (Sonic the Hedgehog, Power Rangers, Transformers, Pokemon, to name just a few) to claim your series is fully original.

I am sorry if this news disappoints you. I see a lot of young artists who are naive about copyright law make the same mistakes. Hopefully, you will learn from them and develop a new concept that you will be able to make money on some day. You have a lot of talent for a special needs child and I look forward to seeing the kind of art you produce when you grow up and become an adult. Good luck!}}
{{EmailReply|Who do you think you are, PRETENDING TO BE someone in the Comic Industry to DRAG ME DOWN WITH YOUR BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. I am not buying your false identity.}}

===In which Chris lies about how much he can run===
{{Email|From: Kevin Thompson <bumperrabbit92@gmail.com>
Chris, I viewed your recent running video and a couple of thoughts sprang to mind.

According to a map, you ran 579 metres. This took you four minutes. You stopped five times. This means to run the full five miles (roughly 8 kilometres) you claim to run each day would take you 60 minutes and include 80 rest breaks. That is a very poor effort indeed.

Have you been lying to us, and if I were to propose and draw you out a five mile course would you run, and film, the entire event to prove to us your running ability?

Sincerely,

Dr. Kevin Thompson}}
{{EmailReply|Run, Yes. Film, No, because it was difficult enough before, and my battery life in my camera is VERY FICKLE.}}

===Chris on wackin' it===
{{Email|From: odnar@luukku.com
I think you're a great drawer and writer, but there are things that bug me still.

While it's true that gayness is condemned in the Bible, so are using condom and masturbating, which you all support. You can't be a good Christian if you accept those.

Also, I think there are way too many similarities with Sonichus and Sonic the Hedgehog. Doesn't that violate any copyright laws?

Also, I find it insulting that there are no members of minorities as important characters. You should fix this.}}
{{EmailReply|I support condom usage, but I never said I supported masturbation; I do that to RELIEVE THE STRESS once in a while from my crappy lonliness. NO, IT DOES NOT VIOLATE ANY LAWS; IT IS CALLED A PARODY, D.A. The Pok'emon are considered a minority, but I give them Equal Rights.}}

===THAT HOLE===
{{Email|From: Super Woyzeck <superwoyzeck@hotmail.co.uk>
Dear Christain

I have some issues I would like clarification upon:

1. This may seem like an odd question, but how in Sonichu canon do you expect Sonichu and Rosechu to die? Feel free to not answer the question if it is relevent to a future plot point, but if not, it would be interesting to know what the life expectancy of the Sonichus is.

2. Do Rosechus go through the menopause?

3. Are Sonichus and Rosechus different species? If not, what is the collective term for the species?

4. Do Sonichus and Rosechus base physical attraction on colour? There appears to be little or no physical difference between Sonichus other than their colour which is confusing enough, but they all have identical beliefs and similar personalities. Are all Sonichus and Rosechus sexually attracted to one another? If not, how do they pair up?

5. What do Sonichus eat? Do they hunt animals or do they eat grass?

6. Do all Sonichus have the same "job" - protecting CWCville - or are some of them in other industries? I imagine one Sonichu could probably power the whole of CWCville constantly. Is it possible for Sonichus to "tap into" their powers to use their natural electicity as a source of cheap power?

7. If Sonichus create electricity, does that mean that they have to eat more frequently than Sonic? Do they give off heat or any other natural by-product of power production? How eco-friendly is a Sonichu?

8. When a Sonichu's penis is flaccid and retracted into their abdomen, are they identical to Rosechus? Surely all they must have visible on the outside is a little slit. Do Sonichus ever mistake each other for Rosechus?

By the way, I liked the ending of Sonichu 9. It was very moving.
From
Woyzeck (a big f***ing fan).}}
{{EmailReply|1) No Comment. 2) No, they do not go through Menopause. 3) That is like asking the same question about the Pok'emon, Tauros and Miltank; Pok'emon are Pok'emon. 4) Sonichus and Rosechu are sexually attracted to each other; The Male Sonichus with the Female Rosechus. 5) They eat mostly fruits and vegetation, with some meat as well. 6) They have other jobs respectively, those are yet to be determined at this time; keep reading. 7) No, they do not have to eat more. Yes they give off some heat. As eco-friendly as a Pikachu or Raichu. 8) No; the Rosechus have their Vaginal Opening on the underneath, like a human female; Sonichus DO NOT HAVE THAT HOLE.}}

===Whatever II: The coming storm===
{{Email|From: rschneider@socialworker.net
Hello Chris

My name is Robert Schneider and I'm a social worker.

I am writing to you to express my deep concern as regards to your family's well-being and more importantly the living conditions you live in. Having seen the tour of your house on youtube and knowing of your parents age I have to ask why have you not cleaned the property?

As a 28 year old seemingly healthy individual, the responsibility to clean up that household really does rest on your shoulders as most social care professionals would deem your mother and father incapable of doing it themselves due to their age and health.

As a friendly piece of advice Christian, I would clean that place out quickly or your parents could well face being put in a care home for the sake of their own good health. Not only this but given your Autism you could well be force to live in an environment more suited to your needs, depending on reassessment.

Please get back to me as this is a serious matter.

Rob.}}
{{EmailReply|Whatever.}}

''On 1 January 2010, Chris elaborated on this response with the following:''

{{EmailReply|Children are going to Channel Surf and ACCIDENTALLY land on adult content, EVEN as far as to CRACK THE Parental Lock Code on the Cable/Satellite Box and turn on Cinemax Late Night at worst. Sonichu and Rosechu, as Responsible Parents, are making sure of preventing such times by lightly introducing such topics with lighter shows like Family Guy so the children will know better.}}

===Whatever III: The glorious burden===
{{Email|From: Anthony R <anthony197930@hotmail.com>
Hello Chris,

I've been a Sonichu fan for a very long time, and I was greatly moved by your recent appeal for donations. I too do not like the content of the ads, and I was so moved, that I went ahead and sent a 1000 euro donation in order to take control of the ads. However, just as I was about to start commissioning for the new CWC-friendly ads, I saw your latest video.

Chris, let me be blunt when I say that while I despise the current ads, I despise animal abuse even more. That poor cat was showing several signs of abuse, and how you couldn't understand that you were holding the cat in a manner that was inducing pain to it is beyond me. I contacted the WikiSysop inquiring about a refund for my donation, and I just saw that the money has been restored into my account.

I may be persuaded to re-send the money if you make amends for your behavior. This could be done in the form of a video in which you beg for forgiveness from your cat. I also suggest that you never, ever hold your cat in such a fashion ever again. If you do these things, I might consider sending the money again. The ball is now in your court Chris.

Until next time, I bid you adieu.

-Anthony R.}}
{{EmailReply|Whatever.}}

''On 1 January 2010, Chris elaborated upon this response with:''

{{EmailReply|My cats love me; I do not hurt them; I treat them well with TLC and Respect; you are ignorant.}}

===Simonla must die===
{{Email|From: Evang7 <evang7@gmail.com>
Dear Christopher Christian Weston Chandler,

"Plus, Evang-y and I have come into an agreement on that in previous
discussions."

No we didn't. You blocked my e-mail address and didn't reply to anything I said.}}
{{EmailReply|Excuse Me.}}

===Copypasta===
{{Email|From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com>
Chris, we can't look up the records. Some of us don't live in Virginia and I don't think it works that way to begin with.

And while the fans know that you are true and honest, they are vastly outnumbered by people who don't know anything about you and the trolls are more than willing to taint their opinions.

They won't take your word for it because the trolls have them convinced that you are lying.

Imagine that you have been told that someone is a liar. They then say they are not a liar. You can't take his word as proof of his supposed honesty because everyone else told you he was a chronic liar. Now, if he shows you undeniable physical proof that he's being honest, then the true liars(trolls) are exposed.

You need to do this soon, people are quitting after that incident in New York.}}
{{EmailReply|In response, I suggest you watch the animated classic, "The Bear That Wasn't".}}
''{{w|The Bear That Wasn't}} is a {{w|Chuck Jones}} short from 1967. Chris apparently thinks it serves as a metaphor for his current situation. It can be watched [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq0a5JTSGvU here].''

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Chris sure hates homos===
{{Email|From: Demetrius Delicioso <malebuttfinder@live.com>
Dear Mr. Chandler,
I am so pleased to see the success and views your CWCipedia gets regularly. I am also so proud to see that you have accepted advertising for Gay Rights. That's why I want you to be an advertising Partner of mine! I would like you to be another kind of Partner as well! ;)

I would like to propose that you sign a contract with my new gay dating agency based in Charlottesville. MaleButtFinder would love to pay you $1000 each month for ads on the CWCipedia!

Thanks,
Demetrius Delicioso}}
{{EmailReply|'''NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO... NO!!!!!!!!!''' I do not condone with your kind of "dating service". '''Straighten Out All Homosexual Males!!!''' --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 23:30, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}

===The KKK took my baby away===
{{Email|From: Herr Feldgrau <reichsmarschallfeldgrau@gmail.com>
Heil my white brother!

I was reading your comics and I find them to be a good representative
of white nationalist values. The overwhelming presence of whites in
your stories led me to believe that you would be sympathetic to our
cause. I was thinking that Sonichu stories would be a great way to
teach our beliefs to children. Would you be willing to give me
permission to use Sonichu in such an educational manner? I promise
full credit to you will be given on any work I may produce.

Blut und Ehre,
Herr Feldgrau}}
{{EmailReply|I do not support you K.K.K. Types Either.}}

==Let me get back to you on that==
===Whatever IV: The final battle===
''For some reason, Chris moved this letter back to the LMGBTYOT page and then answered it. Chris is a wacky guy.''
{{Email|From: Crystal Chondlar <crystalchondlar@gmail.com>
This has to stop, Chris. You're calling people with Aspergers retarded when it is a much higher functioning mental handicap than you have. You're telling people to get a job when you sit around and do absolutely nothing every day. You're telling people to take criticism like a man when you make that fucking annoying stress sigh and ignore any you get. LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU ARE DOING?

Putting me in the rejected section (again) will prove what a spineless fuckup you are, I look forward to seeing this there.}}
{{EmailReply|Whatever.}}

{{Mailbag}}

Mailbag 11

2022-08-05T10:23:34Z

Yuyuko: Added link for Alan Greenstein — character from a (hilarious) South African novel.

After answering [[Mailbag 10]], [[Chris]] sent a [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Mailbag Issue (CCS)|message to his sysop]] requesting that future mailbags be better screened for letters that could cause [[stress]]. It would appear this request was ignored, as '''Mailbag 11''' had no shortage of difficult questions.

Unlike the last few mailbags, only a few of the questions were about [[Homos|homosexuality]] and [[Aspergers]]. Several people wrote in to ask about the disturbing deaths of [[Ivy]] and [[BILLY MAYS]]. Other highlights included a suggestion that Chris start freezing all his [[navy]], and a Sunday school teacher's very literal take on Leviticus.

==Answered==
===Marriage counseling===
{{Email|From: Chris Hutchinson <menchib@gmail.com>
Hi Chris! I have another question for you!

Nearly all of your [[electric hedgehog pokémon]] have [[sweetheart|girlfriends]]. Has anyone ever broken up in [[cwcville]]? Or do they remain true and honest [[sweetheart]]s forever?}}
{{EmailReply|Well, that is a very interesting question. It is common for couples to their disuptes and disagreements. But in Cwcville, we offer ALL couples our small group of Relationship/Marriage Counsolers. We encourage all legitimate couples to stay with each other, because truly, there is no one who could fill the void of one or the other (respectively) as best as the current partner for either one.

On the other hand, should it go as far as wanting to get divorced or separated, we encourage the Trial Seperation, yet discourage [[Hanky-panky|sexual relations]] during the Trial. Most of the time, the couples stay together with fonder appreciation for each other. Yet, if the couple mutually still feels the need for divorce, we would honor it. Like in Cwcville, the Trial Seperation should be Legally Manditory for all cities, states and countries around the world, because each troubled couple Should at least Try to find appreciation for each other before making it Final.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 9 December 2009 (CET)}}

=== 15 years cute! ===
{{Email|From: {{w|Paul Bernardo}} <pkbernardo12@gmail.com>
Dear Chris,

Judging by your response to Levi Johnston, you seem to know a lot much about women, so I thought I would ask for your advice.

I am 26 years old and I have {{w|Karla Homolka|a beautiful fiancee}}, but I can't stop thinking about {{w|Tammy Homolka|my fiancee's 15-year-old sister}}. I don't know how to bring it up to my fiancee that I want to have sex with her sister...do you have any advice on how to break it to her? I love my fiancee very much, but her sister turns me on so much that it's hard for me to function sometimes. My sexual frustration over being denied underage china is building up, and I fear I might become an [[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED|abusive maniac]] over this. Any advice or help would be appreciated.

Your fan,
Paul Bernardo}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, like most people would agree, [[Pedofork|adult relations with a Minor is Illegal]], and it is Greatly Discouraged. I highly recommend you avert your sights Away from the younger sister, yet that may be difficult, but with willpower, you can find it to be very easy. Plus, if it helps, I suggest you reprogram your mind a bit; say over and over to yourself that every time you see the young one, or even picture her in your mind, Imagine Replacing Her head with the head of her Father. That should work well.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 9 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias===
{{Email|From: Sarah Lutt <FlamBai@hotmail.com>
Dear Chris,

I love the comic, but I need a guy's opinion on something.

I am a [[boyfriend free girl]], but I think that guys don't like, and won't approach me just because I'm in a wheelchair :( So, my question is this; Do you like people in wheelchairs/ disabled people in general? If not, why? Also, in one of your recent comics, did you have to portray [[Ivy]] and [[BILLY MAYS|Mr. Mays]]' deaths like that? I am a big fan of your comic but I feel that letting children read about the graphic demise of a beloved pitchman may scare them; even I was deeply upset by that page, and I never cry, but that page may be insensitive to Billy Mays fans everywhere.
Please reply soon!
Sincerely,
Sarah}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, Billy did not die in the rescue; ONLY Ivy died there; I should have been more clear on that.

I am cool with physically disabled people, as well as [[Slow-in-the-minds|the mentally handicapped up to a certain point]]. That point being able to understand their speech. I mean no personal offense, and I understand that those individuals can not help their problems, but those with a great amount of facial deformities, who can never say any comprehendable words other than "Uh", "Argh", etc., even as far as to look zombie-like, just plain creep me out.

I apologize for the misunderstanding with Billy, and I plan on making it more clear in the pages of [[Sonichu 10|the 10th book]].

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 9 December 2009 (CET)}}

=== Another one blows some steam ===
{{Email|From: christina87@mail.com

You still haven't answered any of my previous messages. Why is that? I hate to play the "[[white knight]]" card, but you've left me no choice.
First off, your views on sexuality are ridiculous. You can't change someone's sexual orientation.It is not genetic either. It is basically an aspect of your personality. You really need to understand that. I doubt you'll read this, and probably just block my e-mail address from this account, but I really feel like I need to get to across to you. [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Your CHURCH]] is accepting of other people's lifestyles. So why do you go there if you hate "da [[homos]]" so much? You bigotries not justified, and are probably mindlessly taught to you by your parents. Start thinking for yourself, seriously. I'm not trying to insult or belittle you. Please just listen to people who are trying to help you for once. I'm sure you're a good person deep down, but you need to show people you are. It is completely normal to be of a different orientation, and you can't "get" gay from anyone else. I really would like to see you improve yourself.}}
''Chris added an email reply template to the bottom of this letter, but has yet to actually type a response. It's possible he forgot about it.''

===In which Chris is a fucking monster===
{{Email|From: James Reed <jimfnreed@gmail.com>
My name is Jim F.N. Reed, and I am a 64 year old veteran from Ohio. I spend my days working as a history teacher and golf coach, and then going home and reading your comics to my grandson, Billy. As an [[autistic]], Billy readily relates to you and your comics, and it gives me something to do besides polishing my golf clubs and rings.

However, I didn't write this here letter just to ramble about myself. I was reading your comic to Billy last night, and reached page 92 of [[Sonichu 9|issue nine]], wherein you graphically describe the death of a woman named "Ivy". Are you out of your dang mind, Mr. Chandler? I thought this was a children's comic, and you've got a quarter of that page devoted entirely to a graphic description of some poor woman dying a grisly death in an elevator. When I read that to Billy he was so shaken up he couldn't sleep all night, and then this morning when I was taking him to school, he refused to take our apartment building's elevator. The poor boy dozed off on the way down and ended up falling down fifteen flights of stairs. He's still alive, but now he's brain damaged and physically deformed, and all he does is sit around and say "Uhhhhh..."

What the hell do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Chandler?

-Jim F.N. Reed, Ohio}}
{{EmailReply|I apologize for what happened to your grandson. Ivy was a Real Person; my Girlfriend, and she died in Hanging Suicide a few months ago. It was a mistake putting real people into my comics. Because of her death, I had to remove her from the story. She was my [[Sweetheart|Girlfriend]]; [[Ego|How Do You Think I Feel?]] --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 9 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Just plain stupid===
{{Email|From: {{w|There Will Be Blood|Daniel Plainview}} <how_can_you_be_sure@hotmail.com>
Dear Christian Christopher Ricardo Weston Chandler,

I have been following your Sweetheart Search for some time, so I am curious to ask you; what would you do if you finally got laid and found out that sexual intercourse isn't nearly as gratifying as you have hyped it up to be for yourself? What if after more than a decade of wondering, hoping, and waiting, you finally meet a nice girl, get to date number three, and are left feeling cold and soulless afterward?

I only ask this because most men get to sate their hormonal urges within a 5 year window after becoming sexually curious (fyi: When I lost my [[virgin]]ity at 16, it was pretty friggin' rad... and actually it's still really rad!), but you've had probably well over a decade to wonder what it would be like... so I can't help but be curious as to whether or not this extended period of time would make having your first sexual encounter to you like watching {{w|Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace|Star Wars: Episode I}} was for many of us; not worth the wait.

My intentions are not to put you down, I just can't help but wonder if you hadn't ought to reign in your expectations. If you end up not enjoying intercourse with a female, I fear you may turn into one of those dirty homos.... and I couldn't bear that.

Your friend for life,
Daniel Plainview}}
{{EmailReply|That is Just Plain Stupid, but thank you for your input anyway. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 9 December 2009 (CET)}}

=== Science gets done and you'll make a neat gun ===
{{Email|From: Herp Aderp <4shbringer@gmail.com>
Hi Chris,

I'm a big fan of your work. I've read all the comics, and enjoy them all, especially the sub-episodes. The daily updates are like getting a present every day! Thank you, and keep it coming!

I have 2 questions:

1) Why don't you make more [[Captain's Log]] entries? I enjoy hearing about whats going on in your life, even if its a quick update, and would like to hear from you more often, as I'm sure your entire [[fanbase]] does!

2) Have you considered doing a more scientific "comic"? I thought your "Examining Sonichu and Rosechu" segment was brilliant, and very close to a college-level text book. Maybe doing a similar one on the (physical and mental) human reproductive system would be insightful? If you could make it into a text book (or even a chapter in one), it could be very lucrative since college text books are EXPENSIVE!!!!!!!

One more thing, I know you're a big [[Britney Spears|Brittney Spears]] fan (as am I!), and I'm wondering what you think of {{w|Lady Gaga}}? I think she's the best thing since Brittney, and I was wondering if you've heard her music/seen her yet.

THANKS!
Herpnatious G Aderp}}
{{EmailReply|A bunch of times, I don't have a thought that I feel is worthy as a Log, but I type them in as often as I have them. I will take the scientific book under consideration. {{w|Poker Face (Lady Gaga song)|"Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my POKER FACE."}} She's okay. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 9 December 2009 (CET)}}

===The difference between rubbery pirates and laconic manchildren===
{{Email|From: [https://jojowiki.com/Joseph_Joestar Joseph Joestar] <josephjojojoestar@gmail.com>
Hey Chris, how's it going? I like the new mailbag thing. It reminds me of the SBS sections from the manga {{w|One Piece}}, where the author answers questions from his fans. Do you read One Piece? Is this where you got the idea for doing a mailbag?

Also, while I like the [[mailbag]] (as I've said above), I'm sometimes a little disappointed with your answers. They tend to be kind of short and simple. An example I would give is when someone asked you what you thought of gun control. Your answer was, in its entirety: "I agree with gun control".<ref>[[Mailbag 4]]</ref>

That's not enough! I want to know WHY you agree with gun control, and your opinions on the issue, not just a "yes or "no". This was just an example. Please give longer and more detailed answers to your mail. Myself and the rest of your fans would greatly appreciate it.

Thanks for reading,

-{{w|JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|Joseph "JOJO" Joestar}}}}
{{EmailReply|I see, well at some times, my mind goes blank, so I have to run to the short answer(s). --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 9 December 2009 (CET)}}

===The obscure clauses of the Mosaic Law===
{{Email|From: Mary Sullivan <merryhappyjoy@yahoo.com>
Dear Mr. Chandler,

My name is Mary Sullivan. I am a Sunday school teacher. A parent recently came to me and told me her son was reading your [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], and asked me to look into it in order to see if it were a wholesome Christian comic. After digging into it by searching your name online and seeing some of the videos you posted, I will have to say that I am shocked by what I found.

In particular, in one video, you quote Leviticus. However, in [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|a later video, you show yourself shaving]]. You should know that Leviticus tells us that it is unchristian to shave. Please read Leviticus 19:27: "You shall not round the edge of your head, nor shall you destroy the edge of your beard."<ref>[http://bible.cc/leviticus/19-27.htm]</ref> In another video, you are unshaven, but are sporting tattoos. I have learned later that these tattoos were indeed fake,<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> but you're still promoting an unchristian message by wearing them, as Leviticus 19:28 reads, "And you shall not make a cutting for the dead in your flesh, nor shall you make a written tattoo upon you; I am YHWH."<ref>[http://bible.cc/leviticus/19-28.htm]</ref>

These are the words of God. I would suggest you pray on this, and speak to your church counselors about Leviticus, especially on [[homos]]exuality (including lesbians), shaving, and tattoos. Until you can make amends, I can only tell parents that Sonichu is not a Christian comic, and warn them from letting their children read it.

God bless.}}
{{EmailReply|For your information, those tattos were FAKE Tattoo Sleeves that I wore for a short while. And then I respond to the rest of the message, The Bible is a Guideline to Life; [[Chris and religion|You don't have to necessarily follow it to the letter]], As Long As You Are Happy In Your Life and Living It Well. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 9 December 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris assumes none of us owns dictionaries===
{{Email|From: {{w|Spud (novel)|alan greenstein}} <alanboggogreenstein@gmail.com>
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Mr. Chandler

I read your comics all the time but I was just wondering if you could please explain to me and to your fans what a [[parody]] is and how [[Sonichu]] is a Parody of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]

Thank you Very Much and Good Luck with your future

Sincerely,

Alan Greenstein}}
{{EmailReply|"Parody", a Noun, A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect.}}

===The near-obligatory autism question===
{{Email|From: Jesse Barmby <barmby.barmby@uleth.ca>
Hi Christian, I wrote to you not to long ago asking about what I can do to
have an autistic child. You suggested I read about [[autism]] on [[Wikipedia]],
because, in your own words, "raising a child with Autism is A LOT OF HARD
WORK". Boy, you were you right!

After doing some research, I found out that autistic kids such as yourself
are [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally retarded]], ugly, [[fat]], [[naive]], [[Art|can't draw]], and will usually be
[[virgin]]s forever. I also read that autistic children have [[I AM STRONG|poor muscle
tone]], which explains why you are so weak and have no strength at all.

I hope you're not offended by these comments, this is simply what I found
in my research, which you suggested that I do. You likely disagree with a
lot of these comments, but that's simply because you're too stupid to
understand. It also says that [[Aspergers]] is a type of autism, but you are
so severly mentally handicapped and fat that you don't seem to be able to
comprehend this.

To follow up, because autistic people have so many problems, do you think
that they should be euthanised? If you don't know what euthanasia is
because you are mentally retarded, you can look it up on wikipedia.

Anyways, thanks for the previous response! GO OUT AND ZAP TO THE EXTREME!}}
{{EmailReply|In response to your question, WHAT ARE YOU, A CRAZY MANIAC?! HELL NO! I disprove of euthanasia on the basis of mental retardation. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 9 December 2009 (CET)}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
=== Are there any naval bases in Alaska? ===
{{Email|From: Frank Capone <frnkcapone520@gmail.com>
Hello Chris-

I have been reading Sonichu for a while now and have recently seen some of your [[Youtube]] videos. In one video, you explain that you drink your own "[[navy]]" or [[semen]] after you [[Mass debating|masturbate]] to recycle it. I assume you mean you want to put the sperm that left your body back into your testicles.

I do not know who told you this was how the human body worked, but this is NOT true. Your digestive system is not at all connected to your reproductive system. When you ingest your semen, it will go straight to your stomach, where the acid in there will KILL all the sperm. Sperm are very fragile and cannot survive for long outside of the protection of your testicles. In fact, the moment sperm exits your body, they are destined to die unless you [[Chris's Specimen Sample|FREEZE THEM.]] The heat and power of your stomach acid would definitely kill them.

If you are truly interested in saving all of your seed for future child bearing, I suggest you put all semen you produce through masturbation into your refrigerator or, even better, your freezer. That way you can later have a doctor put the frozen sperm into your wife.

Hopefully this has helped you in your quest for your future-daughter Crystal. I sincerely hope you have not already killed the seed that would create her by drinking it.}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I thought of the idea myself without external influence. Second, I have stopped doing that over a year ago. And the freezing idea has come to mind before, and I will consider it further.

I apologize for putting your message into the reject, but I felt it was not appropriate or cannon to and with the more appropriate letters. Thank you for your input.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:34, 9 December 2009 (CET)}}

==References==
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{{Mailbag}}

Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder

2021-05-03T07:58:15Z

Yuyuko: Fixed link.

{{quote|Win this Goal when: Chris Chan is Shipped with Christine Chan|Or in other words, go fuck yourself, literally.<ref>[[:File:CWCIsPronouncedAsQuick.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quote|to Everyone: Be GLAD I am actually making towards availability “canon” Sonichu Merchandise by mine, and Magi-Chan’s, Efforts and Work. The [[Sonichu (comic)|Books]] Will Continue, Obviously. BUT Enjoy what will be something More Awesome to Play with your friends.

Shut Up, Haters. ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris demonstrates his customer service skills towards people who wanted more ''Sonichu'' comics instead of his homemade Shipfic cards.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1183217772429529089</ref>}}

[[Image:SonichuTCG.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and Rosechu attempting to understand the magnitude of this card game's [[autism]].]]

'''Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder''' or '''TSSSF''' is a fan-made ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[trading card game]] that satirizes the [[Internet]] phenomena known as [[wikipedia:Shipping (fandom)|shipping]]. Unsurprisingly, Chris has latched onto this card game, presumably learning about it at [[BronyCon#2019|BronyCon 2019]], and has produced a number of original cards for the game based off of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' characters and those of others, not unlike his [[Wall of Originals]]. Like his attempts at making [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards, his custom TSSSF cards have lost sight of the original game's mechanics and have simply become another creative medium for Chris, arguably the successor to his comic books. He has created well over 129 cards so far, with countless more seen in the numerous spreads on Twitter and in [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder Livestreams|YouTube videos]].

==Card production==
Chris simply uses a template linked from the website of the official TSSSF page.<ref>https://latent-logic.github.io/TSSSF-Frontend/#v1:AoewdgngBlC2CGAbApgM2QlBCArmAlgMYgBOYMFA7sgEYC0A5ictAOoCiAQgAQDCAggCUAIgG5uAFQDKMgGLcaEbgAlSJfDRTdgyEAActAcXixkAZwB03bvxIAXBUoCqYANZgQlMBaA=</ref> Consequentially, the card types (meant for pony characters) do not match the subject matter of most of Chris's Sonichu recolor cards and instead have types shoehorned in (such as Sonichu being typed as Earth Pony). For the physical cards, Chris uses a website called [https://www.makeplayingcards.com/ Make Playing Cards.com] or MPC, a print on demand site similar to [[Lulu]] but excursively for custom trading cards.<ref>https://youtu.be/qaMATKz3eQg?t=313</ref><ref>https://www.makeplayingcards.com/sell/marketplace/chris-chan-sonichu-expansion.html</ref>

==List of cards==
===Sonichus===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date published
|-
| [[Image:MagiChanColoring2.jpg|150px]]
| Magi-Chan Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| A Bit of Psychic Power (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to three Pony cards on the grid.
| "You think you can just ship me with anyone? I ship myself with my [[Polyamorous marriage|loved ones]], my [[Sweetheart|allies and friends]], and my [[Sarah Hammer|neighbors]]."
| 16 [[August 2019]]<ref name=16aug19>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-Chan makes his own cards]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:MagiChanColoring3.jpg|150px]]
| Telekinesis
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this goal when: You move, swap or remove a minimum of four Ponies on, or from, the board during a single turn.
| "Your [[Slow-in-the-minds|mind]] is a most valuable asset; keep it clear and calm with a meditation and deep breaths."
| 16 August 2019<ref name=16aug19></ref>
|-
|[[Image:MagiChanColoring4.jpg|150px]][[File:Livefromsubspacecard.jpg|150px]]
| Live, From His Subspace, Magi-Chan Sonichu
| Start
| Male, Alicorn
| Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. [[Chris and English|This is power cannot be copied.]]

'''Updated:''' Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid.

Once per turn, when you make a full set of four ships around a single Pony card on the grid, you may discard one of the surrounding Pony cards and replace it with a Pony card from your hand or one from the discard pile. That Pony's power activates. This power cannot be copied.
| [[The Classic|"Classic."]]
| 16 August 2019<ref name=16aug19></ref>

26 October 2019 (updated)<ref name=26oct19>[[October 2019 social media posts#Boxes]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:A Wild Sonichu (Male).jpg|150px]]
| A Wild Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Quick Attack (Special): After playing this card onto the grid, you may swap it with another Pony card on the grid.
| Pokemon Number 982: The evolved form of Sonee. After being exposed to the Chaos Emeralds Energies, a Pikachu transformed into Sonichu. It can collect electric energy from the air while running. A wild Sonichu caught by a trainer brings chaotically good luck -Pokedex
| 10 September 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:A Wild Sonichu (Female).jpg|150px]]
| A Wild Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Thundershock(New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| Pokemon Number 982: The evolved form of Sonee. After being exposed to the Chaos Emeralds Energies, a Pikachu transformed into Sonichu. It can collect electric energy from the air while running. A wild Sonichu caught by a trainer brings chaotically good luck -Pokedex
| 10 September 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:AWildRosechu (Female).jpg |150px]]
| A Wild Rosechu
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Thunderbolt (Special): If this card is shipped with a Villain, you may discard that Pony card from the grid and play a Pony card from your hand in its place. This Power cannot be copied.
| Pokemon Number 979: The evolved form of Rosie. Rosechu was a Raichu that was transformed by the Chaotic Rainbow. Very resiliant [sic] and versetile [sic]; [[Attraction Sign|they attract everyone around them]]. Zapbuds are their favorite flowers. -Pokedex
| 10 September 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:AWildRosechu (Male).jpg|150px]]
| A Wild Rosechu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Charge (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.
| Pokemon Number 979: The evolved form of Rosie. Rosechu was a Raichu that was transformed by the Chaotic Rainbow. Very resiliant [sic] and versetile [sic]; they attract everyone around them. Zapbuds are their favorite flowers. -Pokedex
| 10 September 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[Image:MagiChanCard.jpg|150px]]
| Magi-Chan
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| I Realize There is Another Magi-Chan Card In This Deck (Special): You may choose to play a Pony card from the Pony discard pile instead of this card. This power cannot be copied.
| I was one of the leading Special Sonichus from the chaotic Rainbow, not to mention the wisest and eldest. I, Magi-Chan Sonichu, hatched in Cerulean City's cave in 1948 mentored by the one-and-only Mewtwo, mastered my powers and abilities, traversed throughout time, space and dimensions in all directions. I am also the Guardian over the Sonichu and Rosechu Species, as well as our leading deity,-in-development, Chris Chan Sonichu.
| 14 September 2019<ref name=14sept19>[[September 2019 social media posts#Magi-Chan has entered our realm (again?)]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:NewMagiChanCard1.jpg|150px]]
| Soul of Magi-Chan Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| Reincarnation (Special): If this card is moved discarded or removed from the grid, this card may become a blank Ship card for the next Pony card entering the grid. This power cannot be copied.
| I have mastered perfect soul projection in any and all situations, including perfect reincarnation where I never lose my memory or recall at all. There are times when I'll need to leave and meditate in the cosmos and visit other distant areas for an amount of time, so I'll leave my body under good and safe care, or if need be, left for dead. I never lose my genetic makeup at all either.
| 18 September 2019<ref name=18sept19>[[September 2019 social media posts#Magi-Chan will be visiting Null]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:MetonicVamprosaCards2.jpg|150px]]
| Vamprosa
| Pony
| Female, Pegasus
| Dark Pulse (Swap): You may swap 2 Pony cards on the shipping grid.
| Pokemon Number 980: The evolved form of Rosechu. Its bite can suck the life out of its enemies. Its cape gives it the ability to fly. When feeling peckish, they typically enjoy fruit, though they are not stranger to meat. -Pokedex
| 18 September 2019<ref name=18sept192>[[September 2019 social media posts#Metonic and Vamprosa cards]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:MetonicVamprosaCards3.jpg|150px]]
| Metonic
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Slashing Blade (Special): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Villain from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| Pokemon Number 983: The evolved form of Sonichu Metonic's armor adds weight, so it can't perform a Spin Dash, but its speed stays, the same, and its spikes are diamond-sharp and durable. -Pokedex
| 18 September 2019<ref name=18sept192></ref>
|-
| [[Image:Patreoncard3.jpg|150px]]
| Sonichu & Rosey
| Pony
| Male or Female, Earth Pony
| This card counts as 2 Ponies. May count as either ♂ or ♀ for all Goals, Ships, and powers. Combined Sparks (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping frid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| With Sonichu and Rosey together, their combined powers and skills can outwit the most cunning of villain and foe.
| 6 October 2019
|-
| [[Image:Oct15card.jpg|150px]]
| Fourth Wall-Breakin' Sonichu
| Start
| Male, Earth Pony
| Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. Once per turn, if a Pony card is discarded or removed from the grid that would break up a full set of four ships around it, you may move this card to the position of the previous card to replace it. This power cannot be copied.
| N/A
| 15 October 2019<ref name=15oct19>[[October 2019 social media posts#Good News to Patient Patrons (Patreon post)]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:Zapinacard.jpg|150px]]
| Zapina
| Pony
| Female, Pegasus
| Flashlight Stinger (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| Born in the forest, alongside her BFF, Simonla Rosey, Zapina tried to follow Simonla as she was mentored, but her digging skills were lacking. Her light became obvious, so she would light the underground passageways for Simonla. Zapina was also mentored by a wild Bugzapp and a Beedrill. Zapina is a can-do, [[I'm workin' on it|gotta get-the-job-done]] type of gal and really full of energy and pep. She sets her mind on something, it sets there.
| 17 October 2019<ref name=17oct19>[[October 2019 social media posts#New cards]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:Sterbenchucard.jpg|150px]]
| Sterbenchu
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| This card counts as 3 Ponies. Double Team (Special): You may swap this Pony card with anohter on the grid. If you do, the swapped Pony card gains the Sonichu, Special and Clow Keywords. This power cannot be copied.
| The Special Sonichu may look like a redesigned Super Sonic (and he is), but it's not totally his fault, as many, many people have done this before in making ther own Sonichu plushes or art; real twist of fate. Sterbenchu is essentially a basic Sonichu (With electric attacks and speed), without the Chaos Power-ups, but he can Clone Himself near infinitely.
| 18 October 2019<ref name=18oct19>[[October 2019 social media posts#Further new cards]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:Robertchucard.jpg|150px]]
| Robertchu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| [[WTJU Marathon|Jazzy Classic Tune]] (copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. is Chris Chan Sonichu's biological father of Dimension 1218. He was very well-educated and well-read; his specialties are in technology, spec-designs and music. He served in the US Army stationed in the Signal Corp during the Korean War, and was employed by General Electric for 25-plus years. He transitioned into his Sonichu Form in late 2016 in C-197. He is helping out at the Cwcville Bassilicom and in battle.
| 18 October 2019<ref name=18oct19></ref>
|-
| [[Image:Cryzelcard.jpg|150px]]
| Dimension Portal-Opening Cryzel Rosechu
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Warp Zone, Act 2 (Special): When this card is placed on the grid, you may swap this card with another Pony card on the shipping grid.
| From the C-197 side of the Dimensional Iron Curtain upstairs in Chris Chan's old room, Cryzel Rosechu opens a portal that goes from inside the small closet, to the entrance to Chris Chan's bedroom downstairs in 1218 side. On a "Portal Open" call from Chris Chan in most anywhere, she can open a portal to anywhere in anydimension [sic] as she needs and pleases.
| 18 October 2019<ref name=18oct19></ref>
|-
| [[Image:Patti-Chancard.jpg|150px]]
| Patti-Chan
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Howling Luck (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| Weilding [sic] her wand, Patti helps defend the city of Cwcville with her swift ferocity and prowless [sic]. She was bestowed magic from a lucky five leaf clover she ate under the shining moonlight in Chris Chan's backyard in Dimension 1218 in 2006. A very kind and loyal companion and warrior, she will always do her best for everyone and herself.
| 21 October 2019<ref name=21oct19>[[October 2019 social media posts#Even further new cards]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:Metal Gear Sonichu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Metal Gear]] Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Silently Swift and Shockingly Deadly (Special): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place, then discard another Pony card from the grid as well. This power cannot be copied.
| During times of heavy war, Sonichu will put on bullet-proof vests, pants, boots and thick goves [sic] in camouflage colours. His tactics are light-speed and silent. He will only use his [[Megatron pistol|firearms]] when his cover is blown, but that does not often happen with him on the field.
| 25 October 2019<ref name=25oct19>[[October 2019 social media posts#Metal Gear Sonichu cards]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:Soldier of War Rosey Rosechu.jpg|150px]]
| Soldier of War Rosey Rosechu
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Guns a-Blazin' (Replaced): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| During the times when there is a major war fight, Rosey answers the call, Heaviest Thunderbolts and lightning-formed artillery on-hand and at the ready. When her lightning forms machine guns, the bullets miraculously take on a metal form when shot, making each shot really count. For Our Freedom in Cwcville and the World!!!
| 25 October 2019<ref name=25oct19></ref>
|-
| [[Image:RobertchuBackHome.jpg|150px]]
| Robertchu Back at Home
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Honey, I'm Home (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.
| Every once in a while, Mister C runs back home to offer comfort to Barbara. Before the Dimension Merge's completion, she has missed him everyday, and found the solace and comfort when he comes by. He continues to carry a torch for her in his heart and soul while he helps to protect everyone in Cwcville and at this old temple of a house.
| 1 [[November 2019]] (leaked)
|-
| [[Image:MeditatingSylvanaRosechu.jpg|150px]]
| Meditating Sylvana Rosechu
| Pony
| Male or Female, Alicorn
| May count as either (Male) or (Female) for all goals, ships and powers. Psychu Up (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for | card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| Meditating in the bedroom while Chris Chan is at work. Sylvana Rosechu overlooks the surrounding areas, near and farthest, between both dimensions and checks the premonitions to confirm the events remain in proper sequence as they progress.
| 1 November 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:ZelinaCard.jpg|150px]]
| Zelina
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Mystic Archery (Replace): While this card is in your hand, , you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| Born in Hyrule and cared for and by Princess Zelda, her ladies in waiting, as well as the knights. Zelina had become a skilled archer and swordfighter, and very well-read and educated in the highest manner. When the neighboring country had lost its monarch with no heir to the throne, Zelda offered Zelina the job of being its Princess and ruler. She accepted, and [[Rulecwc]] was made and ran very well under Zelina's rule.
| 2 November 2019
|-
| [[File:DarkbindCard.jpg|150px]]
| Darkbind
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Electric Slash (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| Born in Hyrule, and cared for and trained by the knights under the order of Princess Zelda, over many, many years of sword fights and most courageous quests and battles, he had leveled up to where he can rival Link, himself on equal footing. He would go on to become the head knight under Princess Zelina Rosechu in the neightboring kingdom of [[Rulecwc]]. He keeps his mind open, clear and sharp, as the wind of fate show him the path he must follow in his quests.
| 2 November 2019
|-
| [[File:MegaWildCard.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Wild Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Pegasus
| When Wild would be discarded from the grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Vines of Razor Leaves (Special): You may take up to five Pony cards from the discard pile and replace that number of Pony cards on the grid. This power cannot be copied.
| When Wild Sonichu Mega Evolves, his tail becomes as long as he is tall, and he can bounce off of, and glide in the high skies with his tail. In this time of flight, he can snipe and take out his foes with faster-than-light flying durable and sharpest of leaves and vine thorns.
| 14 November 2019<ref name=14nov192>[[November 2019 social media posts#Introducing the Chaotic Combos' Mega Evolution]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:MegaBubblesCard.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Bubbles Rosechu
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| When Bubbles would be discarded from the grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Hydro Waves (Special): Until the end of the turn, All other Pony cards on the grid, including new incoming Pony cards, become Ω. This power cannot be copied.
| When Bubbles Rosechu Mega Evolves, her quills transform into total water, so she has a hair of flowing water, solid and transparent. Her water pressure power can go up to the strongest water pressures possible upon her foes.
| 14 November 2019<ref name=14nov192></ref>
|-
| [[File:MegaAngelicaCard.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Angelica Rosechu
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| When Angelica would be discarded from the gird, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. [[Chris and religion|Holy Messiah]] (Special): Until the end of the turn, All other Pony cards on the grid, including new incoming Pony cards, become [pegasus symbol]. This power cannot be copied.
| When Angelica Rosechu Mega Evolves, she becomes uber enlightened and gains the Psychic typing; everyone around her looks upon her in awe, like the highest level deity has emerged from the Cosmos to bless them all this very day with recovered health and divine interventions. She Really Glows.
| 14 November 2019<ref name=14nov192></ref>
|-
| [[File:MegaPunchyCard.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Punchy Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| When Angelica [sic] would be discarded from the grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. [[Tard rage|All-Out Pummeling]] (Special): Discard up to 10 Pony cards with the Villain and/or Changeling keywords from the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied, and cannot be activated when swapped.
| When Punchy Sonichu Mega Evolves, he channels the auras of the other past and present combat warriors and fighters in all existance. In this form, he can even rival [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] in his highest level Super saiyan forms.
| 14 November 2019<ref name=14nov192></ref>
|-
| [[File:UltraSonichuCard.jpg|150px]]
| Ultra Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| When Sonichu, with the Prime keyword would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Chaos Control! (Special): Swap up to all of the other Pony cards on the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied.
| When Sonichu (Prime) is exposed to the power of he seven Chaos Emeralds, he becomes Ultra Sonichu. To the touch of his aura and fur, insanely powered-up, his foes and adversaries get an insta-kill, unless we're talking a [[Obese|Really large]] foe, or one that is also over-powered, then it will take a few hits from him.
| 17 November 2019
|-
| [[File:RoseyLionessCard.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Rosey Rosechu (The Lioness)
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| When Rosey, with the Prime keyword would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in her place. Hear Me Roar!!! (Special): You may swap this card on the grid, and then discard up to five Pony cards from the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied.
| When a Rosechu Mega Evolves, it becomes a Lioness type. Ferocious and even more agile, it can even shred massive stones and steel beams into shards with their electrified claws. To keep their clothes from getting ripped apart in the Mega Evolution, they must be removed before Evolving.
| 17 November 2019
|-
| [[File:SilverBlakeCard.jpg|150px]]
| Silver Blake Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| When Blake would be discarded, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Spacial Bolts (Special): You may discard up to three Villains from the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied.
| When Blake Sonichu Mega Evolves, His powers become more aggressive. In his battles, he still maintains his focus and mind. He is able into insta-teleport and appear behind his foes to take them out in a single sweep. He can also divide his electric energy so a single thunderbolt can strike in a hundred or so locations upon his foes.
| 17 November 2019
|-
| [[File:MegaMagiChanCard.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Magi-Chan Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| When Magi-Chan would be discarded, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Premonition Insight (Special): For the rest of the game, play with 6 Goal cards face up. This power cannot be copied.
| When Magi-Chan Sonichu Mega Evolves, it is like a divine intervention moment for eveyone in the area. His psychic powers get a massive boost, even a bit more powerful than Mega Mewtwo Y's psychic power. He brings instant insight and wisdoms to everyone with good intentions in their hearts that lasts as long as he is Mega Evolved.
| 17 November 2019
|-
| [[File:DJPon-SonichuCard.jpg|150px]]
| DJ Pon-Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Droppin' The Bass (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| For the family on [[Halloween]] 2017, Sonichu dressed up as Vinyl Scratch, and he showed off well that he could rock it!
| 20 November 2019
|-
| [[File:OctaviaRoseyCard.jpg|150px]]
| Octavia Rosey
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Stringing the Bow (Copy): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.
| For the family on Halloween, 2017, Rosey dressed up as Octavia Melody. Rosey doesn't play the cello, but she still does enhoy classical music, in addition to Dubstep and J-Pop.
| 20 November 2019
|-
| [[File:RobertaDash.jpg|150px]]
| Roberta Dash
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Rainbow Streaks]] (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| For the family on Halloween, 2017, Roberta dressed up as Rainbow Dash; [[Chris and English|obvious and very 20% Cooler choice than most other getups]]. Maybe Rainbow and Roberta can make a simultaneous Sonichu Rainboom together sometime.
| 20 November 2019
|-
| [[File:CeraJackCard.jpg|150px]]
| CeraJack
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Zap Apples (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| For the family on Halloween, 2017, Cera dressed up as Applejack. During the outing, she found a full apple tree. She gave it a [[PSEye|swift punch]], and every one of them in her tote bag.
| 20 November 2019
|-
| [[File:ChristineSparkleCard.jpg|150px]]
| Christine Sparkle
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Magical Experiment (Special): You may add a Keyword of your choice (except Pony names), change the Race, or change the Gender of one Pony card this one is shipped with.
| For the family on Halloween, 2017, Christine dressed up as (Science) Twilight Sparkle. Sense of style, aside, Christine sparkled as she strutted her stuff and danced like a nerd.
| 20 November 2019
|-
| [[File:LegoSonichuCard.jpg|150px]]
| [[Lego]] Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Mach-Speed Master Building (Special): You may draw 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.
| From the Lego Dimension, Sonichu rises to protect and defend the locals and his friends and family in Cwcville, there, from the brick-shattering foes.
| 20 November 2019
|-
| [[File:LegoRosechuCard.jpg|150px]]
| Lego Rosechu
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Thunderbuild (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| From the Lego Dimension, Rosey rises to protect and defend the locals and his friends and family in Cwcville, there, from the brick-shattering foes.
| 20 November 2019
|-
| [[File:MediatingMagi-ChanSonichuCard.jpg|150px]]
| Meditating Magi-Chan Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| Miracle Eye (Special) Special): While this card is in your hand, you may look at your opponent's hand, pick a ship card you find there and play it with this card. This power cannot be copied.
| Meditating in the bedroom while Chris Chan is at work, Magi-Chan Sonichu broadens the connection between Dimensions 1218 and C-197 to make it easier for traversing between them with Chris Chan, Barbara, and everyone else within. Chris Chan is also in constant meditation and psychic link as her magic, powers and abilities continues to strengthen and develop.
| 22 November 2019 (Leaked)
|-
| [[Image:drsterbenchucard.jpg|150px]]
| Doctor Sterbenchu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| [[Hormone treatment|Prescribing Some Medicine]] (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| Sterbenchu is a fully-educated, fully-trained PhD in all biologies of species, including humans, Pokemon, Digimon, and so forth. He also helped Christine Chan in her transitioning from male to female by balancing out her human genetics and hormones. He is able to do the operation, but he is more a general and family doctor. And when the backup generator's power goes out or is lost, he can light up the hospital instantly with a full recharge.
| 21 November 2019<ref name=21nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#TSSSF cards for allies]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:perceptorcard.jpg|150px]]
| Perceptor
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| IQ of 500 and Wisdom Sense (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| Perceptor is the most intelligent of [[Slow in the minds|Everyone Else]], even moreso than Eggman's 300 IQ. She learned everything there is to know throughout all of time, space and dimenions [sic] from her psychic mentors. Her mission is to Inspire, Teach and encourage Sound Reasoning and Thinking in Everyone, except our enemies.
| 21 November 2019<ref name=21nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#TSSSF cards for allies]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:Ogsonichucard.jpg|150px]]
| Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Extremespeed (Special): You may draw 3 cards from the Ship or Pony deck or a combination between the two.
| "I like yellow. It's vibrant, bright, and even flashy in the dark Even my fur is yellow. But blue is calming; I look up at the clear, blue sky on a good day, I feel free. Like I'll be able to do awesome things. Even make a dark sky blue again with a break in the lightning." -Sonichu" Book #15
| 23 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Mega Simonla Rosechu.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Simonla Rosechu
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| When Simonla would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in her place. Earthquake (Special): Discard up to three Ship cards from the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied.
| When Simonla Rosechu Mega Evolves, she gains massiver physical strength and defensive endurance, also her quills are [[Knife|seriously sharp]] to the touch. In this form, she can dig tunnels at almost light-speed, even through stone and mountains.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Mega Sylvana Rosechu.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Sylvana Rosechu
| Pony
| [[Transgender|Male or Female]], Alicorn
| When Sylvana would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in her place. Psychic Transformations (Special): You may select a Sonichu or Rosechu from the Pony discard pile and replace a Villain on the shipping grid with it. This power cannot be copied.
| [Archivist's Note: Yes, Chris forgot to change the flavor text from the Mega Simonal card] When Simonla Rosechu Mega Evolves, she gains massive physical strength and defensive endurance, also her quills are seriously sharp to the touch. In this form, she can dig tunnels at almost light-speed, even through mountains.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:BorisTSSSF.jpg|150px]]
| Boris
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Center of Gravity (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.
| A Sonichu with the ability to draw in surrounding beings using his own field of gravity. Boris is a force to be reconed [''sic''] with, despite his appearance. Quirky, but jovial, he usually doesn't talk, but he is always excited to meet new friends!
| 24 December 2019<ref>[[December 2019 social media posts#Boris!]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:WarriorAuthorRoseyCard.jpg|150px]]
| Warrior Author Rosey Rosechu
| Start
| Female, Earth Pony
| Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. Once per turn, you may give a non-Villain Pony card on the shipping grid the Hero keyword, until the end of your turn. This power cannot be copied.
| N/A
| 24 December 2019
|-
| [[File:ChaosControllingMagi-ChanSonichu.jpg|150px]]
| Chaos Controlling Magi-Chan Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| Chaos Control! (Special): When this card is attached to the shipping grid, you may swap this card and one Start card on the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied, and cannot be activated when this card is swapped on the grid.
| Magi-Chan, like Sonic, Sonichu and Chris Chan, Christine Chan, and so forth, can use the power of the Chaos Emeralds to use Chaos Control as needed for the greater good of everyone. But unlike most, he can also achieve this to an extent with his psychic powers, alone.
| 25 December 2019<ref name=25dec19></ref>
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| [[File:Bundychu TSSSF card.jpg|150px]]
| Bundychu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Target Shot (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
|Ted Bundy WAS charged with murder in Dimension 1218 before transitioning into Dimension C-197 into his Sonichu Form. He has been fully reformed, so his intentions are only used in combat against evil forces, and he does not harm the innocent. His tail was blown off in a battle against Dr. Eggman. He finds recreation in skeet shooting.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Tri.jpg|150px]]
| Tri
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| Psychic Power-Ups (Special): Until the end of your turn. All other Pony cards on the grid. including new incoming Pony cards. become (unicorn) This Power cannot be copied.
| A recent clone, out of three, from the colIected DNA strands between Sonichu, Angelica and Magi-Chan, that Giovanni ordered to happen. Tri was all up for working for and with Team Rocket. but then he met Meghan, the CPU Magenta Heart. who taught him that he did not have to be evil. And Tri Sonichu was reformed, and helps us out.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Topher.jpg|150px]]
| Topher
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Zappin' Sparks (Special): While this card is in your hand. you may discard a Pony card with the Villain keyword from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| In Dimension H-684. Sonichu and Rosey’s children are Topher and Isty. chville is overtaken by Giovanni, Eggman. and the Hatchlings. Topher takes after his father. and remains loyal to his friends, family and hometo wn. He is still building up his running speed. but he IS almost matching in power and skills as his father. Between him and Isty, the two of them can each overpower powered-up Legendary Pokemon.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Wes-Li.jpg|150px]]
| Wes-Li
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| Illusionary Flames (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn. discard it.
| Wes Islei is a Special half-Sonichu who performed as a magician in his human form. He had a relationship with one Sarah Hammer. an old friend of Chris Chan's, whose return into her fife made him feel rivaled. Finding that the rivalry was meant to be. he took the fact that she broke up with him, because he wasn't as huge a success as she had thought of him, out on Chris Chan Sonichu. -‘Sonichu" book 32, .25
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Zappy.jpg|150px]]
| Zappy
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Dark Pulse Jolt (Special): When this card is shipped with four Pony cards. discard three of them. and then swap this card with another Pony card on the grid. This power cannot be copied.
| A recent clone, out of three. from the collected DNA strands between Sonichu. Angelica and Magi-Chan, that Giovanni ordered to happen. Zappy is a major a-hole With a heart darker than any heart can get. He is cunning, wise-cracking, and has Darkness typing and abilities on top of his normal electric typing and abilities, and he was jacked up on attack candies. The most devious amongst Team Rocket‘s Clones.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Sackboy_Sonichu.jpg|150px]]
| Sackboy Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| Speed-Building (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.
| On the LittleBiGPlanet of Craftworld, there lives, amongst the Sackboys, Sackgirls, and Sachcreatures, the Sonichus and Rosechus. This one is the mightiest. strongest. fastest. agile. and most able amongst the others, comparable to the Sonichu (Prime) on Earth. He has traversed many a planet and dimension in his travels as well, and bringing speedy crafting and a smile to everyone.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Timechu.jpg|150px]]
| Timechu
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| Time Skip (Special): You may discard 1 active Goal and replace it with one from the Goal discard pile. This power cannot be copied.
| Time'chu is a Sonichu with technical knowledge and skills. He ended up being exposed to an energy force that triggered his own time particles. making him unstable to stay in a timeline. He crafted a device that stablizes him and allows him to jump forward and back in time. as well as slipping into and out of 1218, C-197 and local Dimensions in this exact timeline. This one was born in Australia and speaks with a surfer dialogue.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Sasha-Chi.jpg|150px]]
| Sasha-Chi
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Stealthy Shurikin (Special): You may discard a Pony card with the Villain keyword from the grid.
| Sasha-Chi is the leader of the trio of Ninja Special Rosechus. Her specialty weapons are shurikin and katana blades, of which she can create from lightning, and she carries metal shurikin for assurance against her distant foes. She will always remain loyal to her sisters and the other Sonichus and Rosechus. and their allies.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Silvachu.jpg|150px]]
| Silvachu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Sharpen (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| Silvachu is a special steel/electric type. He has a unique ability to sharpen his arms to chop down even the mightiest and thickest of trees; even petrified wood is no match for him. His tail is always strong and able to cut like an axe. He controls the rigidness with his anger levels.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Saramah.jpg|150px]]
| Saramah
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Accurate Arrows (Replace): While this card is in your hand. you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| Sarah was Chris Chan’s childhood BFF; they got separated when he had to move to Richmond to attend Middle and High School. They got back together and hung for a while during college years. Turns out Sarah is a Special half-Rosechu as well. She possesses a keen mind, psychic intellect and great archery skills. Even married nowadays, she still has to defend herself and her family from the occasional hard trouble or villain.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Nana-Mi.jpg|150px]]
| Nana-Mi
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Reading the Fine Print (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn. discard it.
| Nana-Mi is the brains and smarts of the trio of Ninja Special Rosechus. Her specialty weapons are her Kusara Kama and secondary bo staff. The three of them being born in Japan. but relocated to America for Cwcille‘s defense, Nana-Mi keeps an interest in Japanese current events, heritage. culture. and other histories. But in the midst of battle. she would rather defend her sisters over all of the libraries of books in the worlds.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Kristal-La-Trois.jpg|150px]]
| Kristal-La-Trois
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Attract (Special): When this card is played on the grid. you may choose up to 3 other Pony cards on the grid. Each Pony card and one attached Ship card is moved and attached to Kristal-La-Trois instead.
| Kristal has a unique ability of instantly charming Anyone into infatuation and attraction; this ability is boosted when she is better-dressed. She's had it rough, as she was emotionally abused. She goes to support groups and professional psychiatric therapy. but old developed habits die hard. She is useful in distracting the enemy, regardless of gender.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Martyn.jpg|150px]]
| Martyn
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| Back to the F uture (Special): Once during a turn. when this card become (hourglass). you may draw a card from the Pony or Ship deck. This power cannot be copied.
| Martyn Sonichu is the future child of Magi-Chan Sonichu and Sylvana Rosechu, coming from around the year 2035, AD, in the Alpha Timeline of the merged Dimension of 1C-211987. He comes back in time to help out in the good fights and battles when even his mother and father were out-witted. and That does not happen often. Martyn’s learned from beyond the very best of psychic types.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Kacey_Card.jpg|150px]]
| Kacey
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Blizzard (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| Kacey is a special ice electric Rosechu. She generally likes to have a good time and hang with her friends. She's also held a few jobs, including as a restaurant server. and still presently as a fossil researcher and attendant at the Cwcille Museum.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Mina-La.jpg|150px]]
| Mina-La
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Aura Sphere ( New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| Mina-La is the aggressive and better physical strength of the trio of Nima Special Rosechus. Her specialty weapons are her aura spheres. fists. and nunchucks. As the shortest of the three. she tends to feel distant, but she is closes: with her sisters. When the chips are down, she will rush in with the best of close-range combat to send their foes flying.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Isty.jpg|150px]]
| Itsy
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Witty Observations (Search) You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn. discard it.
| In Dimension H-684. Sonichu and Rosey's children are Topher and Isty. Cwcville is overtaken by Giovanni. Eggman, and the Hatchlings. Isty is an intelligent and sassy gal: she sometimes has to guide Topher on missions and quests. On her own, she can still land quite the punches, thunderbolts and fury. She was hatched while Sonichu and Rosey were vacationing in Alola. Isty takes after her mother in some ways.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:J-chu, TSSSF card.jpg|150px]]
| J-Chu
| Pony
| Male, Pegasus
| Leading the Skies (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.
| J-Chu is a Special Half-Sonichu/Half-human from Dimension 1218: mentally stable, he works with the US Army Force as a Piloting Captain of the skies. Trading jets for the wings on his back. he is capable of catching up to the fastest flying jet or spacecraft ever in local and distant skies. He can literally think within milliseconds to do what he and his crew needs to do to defend America. and the Earths.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Devilica.jpg|150px]]
| Devilica
| Pony
| Female, Pegasus
| Deviations (Keyword. Gender or Race Change): Until the end of your turn. you may change the gender or race. or add a keyword. of a Pony shipped with this card.
| A recent clone. out of three, from the collected DNA strands between Sonichu, Angelica and Magi-Chan, that Giovanni ordered to happen. Devilica turned out wanting to deviate and go her own way with passion and snark. She ended up in the slums of Cwcille. where she made friends with two very active Rosechus. but it was not easy for her to open up. Devilica was not one to talk about her feelings or trust others so easily and recklessly. But, they earned her respect.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:ChloeTSSSF.jpg|150px]]
| [[Chloe Rosechu|Chloe]]
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Bouncing Zap (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.
| Chloe has a unique tail that allows her to bounce into the sky, and when she falls, she used her tail as a landing bounce pad and remain safe. Her electric powers are very powerful as well; she jumps into a thick enough cloud, it instantly becomes a thunderous cloud.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19"></ref>
|-
| [[File:BlazebobTSSSF.jpg|150px]]
| [[Blazebob Sonichu|Blazebob]]
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| Flaming Bolts (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| Blazebob is Chloe Rosechu's brother. He likes his food hot and really spicy. His flames even outmatch the flames of any Mega Charizard, not to mention his thunderbolts have been known to KO one quick.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19"></ref>
|-
| [[File:Luka.jpg|150px]]
| Luka
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| Onyx Level Magic (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| A Special half-Sonichu of Dimension 1218, Lukas is an intelligent and highly psychic and magical individual. He was a really good friend of mine, along with his friends, Devil and Eva. His magic caught the attention of Arfoire, who was able to mentally manipulate him for a while. But, Lukas has broken free of her manipulations, transformed into his Sonichu form, and got the hell awaya from the witch to join me and our allies in friendship and in defense of the Earths.
| 2 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=2jan20></ref>
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| [[File:Devil.jpg|150px]]
| Devil
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| Flame Charge (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| Devil is a Special half-Sonichu from Dimension 1218. Very close to Lukas, and a chill dude with a [[Tobacky|lit head]] (since he's a fire-electric type). Loyal to a fault, Devil will not leave his friends behind, and he enjoys hanging out and talking. But he is ready for action alongside the battlelines alongside I and the rest of our allies and friends.
| 2 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=2jan20></ref>
|-
| [[File:Evachu.jpg|150px]]
| Evachu
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Healing Pulse (Special): You may draw up to 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.
| Eva is a Special half-Rosechu from Dimension 1218. She is rather laid back, but with her electrifying fairy aura and senses, she supports and heals Lukas, Devil and as many as possible. Rather simple in interests, as she likes to listen and be part of the group. She is never overlooked, including by me, because I know she has awesome healing powers and strength of her own.
| 2 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=2jan20></ref>
|-
| [[File:PopMusicRosey.jpg|150px]]
| Pop Music Rosey
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Poppin' the Jams (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| Rosey has an interest in JPop Music, as well as the other Pop tunes, regardless of country; local, included. She even has a once-a-week gig on [[KCWC]] sharing the JPop tunes.
| 4 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=4jan20></ref>
|-
| [[File:Cryzel tsssf.jpeg|150px]]
| Cryzel
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
|Dimensional Pull (Special): While this card is in your hand, you may swap a Pony card from the grid with this card in your hand. If the Pony card is still in your hand at the end of the turn, discard it. This power cannot be copied.
| [[PVCC|Well-educated]], [[pedofork|youthful]] and strong; Cryzel is able to open dimensional portals and heal herself and others quick as lightning. She is a master of mental strength and endurance in her skill set. [[Chris Chan]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Sylvana]] and [[Mewtwo]] really appreciate, love and care about her a lot.
| 28 March 2020<ref name=28mar20>[[March 2020 social media posts#Shipping]]</ref>
|-
|}

===[[My Little Pony]]===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date published
|-
| [[Image:ChrisNewArt1.jpg|150px]]
| Hanging With Past Friends
| Ship
| Heart
| You may choose to play the top card of the Pony discard pile with this Ship, rather than play a Pony card from your hand.
| Years after Nightstar accidentally slipped forward in time as a filly, she mastered her time spells and went back to live the years she missed. She was good friends with the Mane seven of the "Second Generation". She delighted with enlightening the group with her wisdom and sharing in their moments. In this moment, she was telling Clover of how she is capable of making her own good luck.
| 15 September 2019<ref name=15sept19>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris shows off some fresh new art]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:Patreoncard6.jpg|150px]]
| Waiting in Line
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| "I said, how about this line for Zap Apple Jam?", said [[Kun Hanhphuc]]. "Oh! Yes. It is a long line, but I'm getting more apples. ...I'm Nightstar", she replied. "Nice to meet you. I'm Kun Hanhphuc." "Kun Han..." "It's Vietnamese for Happiness." "Oh! Have you been to Vietnam?" "No. My father named me after an old friend of his from there." -"Sonichu" book 12-9
| 6 October 2019
|-
| [[File:GigiCard.jpg|150px]]
| Gigi On The Town
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Meet Me Singin' In Ihe Rain In St. Louis (Bound): Whenever this card would be moved on the shipping grid, select a Pony card and the ship card attached to it; that pony remains shipped with this card. This does not apply to discard rules. If the destination has a full set of Pony cards around it, this card cannot be moved.
| This musical pony loves to sing and breaks out into song at the proper moments. She was inspired by MGM classic movies like "Singin' in the Rain", "On the Town", "Meet Me in St. Louis", and even "Gigi". She has a song in her heart.
| 5 November 2019
|-
| [[File:PrincessTwilightCard.jpg|150px]]
| Princess Twilight Sparkle of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Royal Command (copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| After saving Equestria of Triek, Chrysalis, Cozy Glow and Grogar, Twilight Sparkle ascended as one of the rules [sic] over Equestria. With her friends, she assembled the Round Table of Friendship, where the lot of them meet, plan and work out what the next step of the job ought to be. Celestia and Luna continue to rule alongside Princess Twilight Sparkle, but maintain free time for themeselves.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#Gen5 is not meant to be for Years]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:PrinceSpikeCard.jpg|150px]]
| Prince Spike of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Male, Pegasus
| We're Not Flawless (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| Spike found his own ascension. In a day when everyone was being heavily divided up, because everyone was not accepting each other, Spike ended up being the one to save the day by being accepting of each and every individual he talked with. Soon after talking with everyone, Spike started glowing, and everyone was inspired to be accepting of each other.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:PrincessAppleJackCard.jpg|150px]]
| Princess Applejack of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| [[True and Honest|Honesty]] (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| In only what can be called the Day of a Thousand Truths, Everyone from Ponyville to Canterlot, to the Crystal Empire, and then some, began suffering from serious doubt in each other, and they all started lying to each other and everyone. Only Applejack was able to round up everyone and get them each to tell at least one truth, even if it was a lie. After getting at least a thousand creatures to tell the truth to heal them, Applejack ascended and became an Alicorn, and her first burst of magic healed all of Equestria of this heavy shroud of doubts and fears.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:PrincessRainbowDashCard.jpg|150px]]
| Prince Rainbow Dash of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Band Together (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.
| All across Equestria, one day, [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Loyalty]] had become scarce; eveyone ended up becoming selfish and aloof; friendly groups had disbanded recklessly, Rainbow Dash had to make everyone see what they all have in common goal and view. It would take more than a Sonic Rainboom to mend this mess. She talked to everyone, lured and forced them back together to listen. As she stood proud and tall as she spoke, a bright rainbow of light shone from her, and she became an Alicorn, and a new inspiration of Loyalty to everyone.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:PrincessFluttershyCard.jpg|150px]]
| Princess Fluttershy of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Love Conquers Hate (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| One day, everyone was Trolling and Hating on each other; this was massive; even the animals were prone to the dark magic that loomed this day. Fluttershy did what she could to continue to be kind to others, even if they wre being mean and cruel to her. And then she had to smack some sense into everyone out of tough love, and in doing so, she ascended and became an Alicorn; her kindness burst out across Equestria, resoring everyone to being kind again.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:PrincessPinkieCard.jpg|150px]]
| Prince Pinkie Pie of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Sonic Pinkieboom (Special): All Pony cards shipped with this one gain the Hero keyword.
| Another day, all of Equestra suddenly became sullen and depressed, some of the ponies started contemplating suicide, but none of them could go through with it. To Pinkie Pie, this was like looking into a mirror at pinkamina. She remebered the Sonic Rainboom. So, she took as many balloons as she could, shone them in front of the largest light around, and made a rainbow. Everyone started to smile. And then, Pinkie was teleported miles up, becoming an Alicorn, and then making her own Sonic Rainboom.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:PrincessRarityCard.jpg|150px]]
| Prince Rarity of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Lovely, Dahling (2-Draw): You may draw 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.
| One day suddenly everyone all over Equestria became most greedy and selfish; not sharing with anyone at all. Rarity had to solve this the only way she can; she gave to as many as possible, and then encouraged them to give to each other; this took a lot of coercing, [[Creepy stare|glares]] and charm, but she managed. When Rarity was feeling weak, one of them gave to her, and then she glowed and became an Alicorn, inspiring generosity upon eveyone.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:GaryStufCard.jpg|150px]]
| Gary Stu
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| I'm Gary Stu, and I know what to do (Special): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, including powers that cannot be copied, except for pony cards with the changeling keyword.
| Here he is, everyone: the one-and-only Gary Stu. "Hey, Everyone! I simply can't go wrong. I've had my troubles at first, but I swiftly recovered and picked up on local etiquette. But, I would not be whereI am without my beloved Mary Sue. I have to say: where is Mary's TSSSF card? Hey, Methvan, can we have a card of our Mary, please?! I know what to do! I'm Gary Stu!"
| 11 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Orioncard.jpg|150px]]
| Orion
| Pony
| Male, Pegasus
| [[Magical thinking|Wicca Powers]] (Special): You may draw 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.
| Orion looks at Crypt Wing, and asks him, "How trippy is the feeling of magic when your soarin' [[Wacky Tobacky|super high]]? My homebrews to make unicorn magic a thing with me has been super successful and awesome! Oh! I'm making this cup levitate now!"
| 17 November 2019<ref name=17nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris celebrates Gabe Day]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Cryptwingcard.jpg|150px]]
| Crypt Wing
| Pony
| Male, Pegasus
| Sniffin' The Trail (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into you hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| "Dude! That's so Awesome!", replies Crypt Wing. "I wonder if it would count if your levitated that cup from the ground, then flew upward with it in your mental grasp. Would that mean you can literally lift objects sky-high?" Feeling doggy, Crypt sniffs the air and barks a couple of times.
| 17 November 2019<ref name=17nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:DiscordSoniRosechuCard.jpg|150px]]
| [[Wikipedia:Discord (My Little Pony)|Discord]] SoniRosechu
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| Discorded Chaotic Bolt (Special): When you play this card onto the grid, you may choose a Pony or Start card on the grid; until the end of your turn, that card gets all of its original Keywords cleared, then replaced with Edible, Lightning, and [[Wikipedia:Chocolate Rain|Chocolate Rain]]. This power cannot be copied.
| "Oh! Why limit myself to be a Sonichu or a Rosechu, when I can be the combination of both of the same gender. "Oh, look at me! I'm faster than Lightning! Watch me Zap It Up in my home dimension; Zapping Booms all over the place! Hoo-Hoo!" -Discord
| 24 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Fluttercoracard.jpg|150px]]
| Fluttercora
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony or Pegasus
| This card counts as 2 Ponies. Healing Rhyme (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| Feeling recovered, Zecora was most grateful for Fluttershy retrieving the honey and herbs she needed. Fluttershy told Zecora of how worried she was over her. In many an appreciation that is not amiss, Zecora hushed Fluttershy, and leaned in for a [[Sex|cuddle]] and a kiss.
| 12 December 2019<ref>[[December 2019 social media posts#You don't say?]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Letsgethispartyoncard.jpg|150px]]
| Let's Get This Party On!
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: There is a minimum of 10 Sonichus and/or Rosechus with the OC Keyword, and Chris Chan, on the grid at the same time. The player who achieves this goal increases their hand size by 1 for the rest of the game.
| "We're having a Party, and all of you are invited!" "We've rented the [[TF2 Analysis|Secret Rift Cafe]] for the night; look at how many Sonichus and Rosechus are around and about; Thank You All." -Chris Chan Sonichu.
| 16 December 2019<ref name=16dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Dimensionally Running Nightstar Sonichu.jpg|150px]]
| Dimensionally-Running Nightstar Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Breaking The Iron Curtains (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.
| Between her Sonichu, Unicorn and Psychic abilities, Nightstar can run through any Dimensional Barrier into the neighboring dimensions and timelines at conscious focus.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Mega Nightstar Sonichu.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Nightstar Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| When Nightstar would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in her place. Zap Heart Fusion (Special): Draw the top half number of cards from the Pony and Ship discard piles. This power cannot be copied.
| When Nightstar Mega Evolves, her psychic power and unicorn magic get even more overpowered. She can open multiple portals to many dimensions and send her foes flying and packing. She is also able to speed up her own body soo fast that to her, everyone and everthing else around her is on pause and stopped. To them, it's an eye blink.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:FriendshipIsMagicTheGathering.jpg|150px]]
| Friendship Is Magic The Gathering
| Ship
| Heart
| [Feather]
| Colourful Emotions Are Magic.
| 25 December 2019<ref name=25dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:FavouriteMLPFIMShip.jpg|150px]]
| Favourite MLP FiM Ship
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: [[Vinyl Scratch]] and Octavia are shipped together.
| Lovely day when Sonichu, Rosey and the girls watched the Hundredth episode of MLP, "Slice of Life"; seeing the ship chronicled on the show, and even better with the Dub/Cello duet; everyone simply loved it. And we love Vinyl and Octavia.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19"></ref>
|-
|}

===[[Transformers]]===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date published
|-
| [[File:Samurai Pizza Bots TSSSF.jpeg|150px]]
| Megatron Takedown
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal When: While an Autobot is shipped with a Decepticon, the Decepticon is removed or discarded from the grid.
| In a battle against the Decepticons, [[Son-Chu]] bested Megatron a few times. This one event, Megatron was in Cwcvilled, looking to steal the energy from Sabrina's Sharicite Crystal, but after a good number of hits on Megatron with Son-Chu's lightning-infused blade, and a blast to the sholder, Megatron sounded the retreat and fled.
| 28 November 2019<ref name=28nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#Samurai Pizza Bots Pack]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:IsThisMyBodyorYoursCard.jpg|150px]]
| Is This My Body or Yours?
| Ship
| Heart
| Swap the positions of the two Pony cards attached to this ship. At the end of your turn, if neither of the affected Pony cards have been remobed from the shipping grid, swap the two affected Pony cards in their present positions.
| When one is a Headmaster, and they swap bodies with their teammates, and even their enemies(?), [[Random-access humor|when is it enough if it goes on All Day?!]]
| 28 November 2019<ref name=28nov19></ref>
|-
|}

===Hyperdimension Neptunia===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date
|-
| [[File:Psychic-Able CPU Aqua.jpg|150px]]
| Psychic-Able CPU Aqua
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Telekinetic Auras (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.
| Aqua found that in addition to her other abilities, she also has some psychic abilities, and that her Sonichu form has the secondary Psychic-typing. She is even more awesome than she thinks.
| 25 December 2019<ref name=25dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:CPUAmethystHeart.jpg|150px]]
| CPU Amethyst Heart
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Pioneering Blades (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| Cannotonia is the CPU of the LaserActive Console and the Nation of Lexxvania. She likes to get down to the nitty-gritty, directly. She is intelligent and insightful, and very aggressive in battle and combat.
| 4 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=4jan20>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5814111</ref>
|-
| [[File:CPUBismuthHeart.jpg|150px]]
| CPU Bismuth Heart
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Colourful Learning (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| Vee is the CPU of the V-Smile Console and the Nation of Smileville. She generally likes to troll around, but she's of good intentions and observation. She likes to be a leader, because her ideas are direct and forward. When she gets depressed, she goes totally grey and really moody.
| 4 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=4jan20></ref>
|-
| [[File:CPUEmeraldHeart.jpg|150px]]
| CPU Emerald Heart
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Soulja Goodness (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.
| Tapu is the CPU of the Souljagame Console and the Nation of Gizzala. A youthful, energetic and quirky type, she likes to do her best and have fun with everyone. She's good on offense as she is on supporting everyone and raising their spirits.
| 4 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=4jan20></ref>
|-
| [[File:CPUOpalHeart.jpg|150px]]
| CPU Opal Heart
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Shimmering Colours (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.
| Silva is the CPU of the WonderSwan Console and the Nation of Swaland. She sees and appreciate things of good beauty and awesomeness. A bit flighty at times, she is still a good-hearted nerd in her own way.
| 4 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=4jan20></ref>
|-
| [[File:CPUTopazHeart.jpg|150px]]
| CPU Topaz Heart
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Epyx Action (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| Emily is the CPU of the Atari Lynx Console and the Nation of Chilanna. A fun and assertive type that likes to be rebellious. She is motivated by the anticipation of adventure and action. She always gives her best in the heat of battles.
| 4 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=4jan20></ref>
|-
|}

===CWC lore===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date published
|-
| [[Image:ProphecyTCGCard.jpg|150px]]
| [[Anchuent Prophecy]]
| Ship
| Heart
| NA
| The Anchuent Prophecy is a Prophecy that was told and foretold by many an Elder of the various tribes all around the world within the years B.C. and A.D. on Earth; these particular Prophecy walls are related to the lineage between Sonichus, Rosechus, the people and world around them, and, of course, Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu of Earth 1218, and her various self-counterparts. There are actually a few Anchuent Prophecy Walls around the world; they all essentially foretold the same events, the difference being what happened locally in those various countries. There is a wall in Japan, Africa, England, Russia, Canada, Antartica [sic], and, [[Chris and his Ego|most famously noted]], the one in Cwcville, Virginia, USA.
| 2 [[September 2019]]
|-
| [[Image:JerkopCards3.jpg|150px]]
| White Janekop
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| After Walsh and Graduon overtook PVCC, they used their sorcery to control the minds of the unfortunate students who attended; literally Thousands of innocent individuals who we, the heroes, [[Sonichu 10|had to be very cautious not to kill]]. And yet, they were simply pawned off in piloting the transforming robots/vehicles that we had to counter with out local Autobots. [[Chris and remorse|It got disheartening]].
| 8 September 2019<ref name=8sept19>[[September 2019 social media posts#Jerkop and Janekop cards]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:JerkopCards4.jpg|150px]]
| Brown Jerkop
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| "By the order of our Mistress, Love Is Forbidden!" -Jerkop -"Sonichu" Book #5
| 8 September 2019<ref name=8sept19></ref>
|-
| [[Image:JerkopCards5.jpg|150px]]
| Jerkop/Janekop Elimination
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: At least Three Jerkops and/or Janekops in any combination have been discarded or removed from the grid.
| There are Too Many Jerkops and Janekops! We must take them down in the names of Love, Honesty, Heart, and Soul!
| 8 September 2019<ref name=8sept19></ref>
|-
| [[Image:JerkopCards6.jpg|150px]]
| Brown Janekop
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| After Walsh and Graduon overtook PVCC, they used their sorcery to control the minds of the unfortunate students who attended; literally Thousands of innocent individuals who we, the heroes, had to be very cautious not to kill. And yet, they were simply pawned off in piloting the transforming robots/vehicles that we had to counter with out local Autobots. It got disheartening.
| 8 September 2019<ref name=8sept19></ref>
|-
| [[Image:JerkopCards7.jpg|150px]]
| Red Jerkop
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| "By the order of our Mistress, Love Is Forbidden!" -Jerkop -"Sonichu" Book #5
| 8 September 2019<ref name=8sept19></ref>
|-
| [[Image:JerkopCards8.jpg|150px]]
| Red Janekop
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| After Walsh and Graduon overtook PVCC, they used their sorcery to control the minds of the unfortunate students who attended; literally Thousands of innocent individuals who we, the heroes, had to be very cautious not to kill. And yet, they were simply pawned off in piloting the transforming robots/vehicles that we had to counter with out local Autobots. It got disheartening.
| 8 September 2019<ref name=8sept19></ref>
|-
| [[Image:Scientists'dealings.jpg|150px]]
| Scientists' Dealings
| Ship
| Heart
| The two Pony cards attached to this Ship card on the grid gain the Villain keyword.
| Eggman, Skysoar and Giovanni scheme and work together to capture Rosey and lure Sonichu into their trap. -"Sonichu" book #1
| 25 October 2019<ref name=25oct192>[[October 2019 social media posts#TSSSF villains]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:RenSkysoarCard.jpg|150px]]
| Doctor Ren Skysoar
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| Hand Me My Screwdriver (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.
| Doctor Ren Skysoar was one of the head scientists and robotics expert on Team Rocket. Skysoar and Eggman were classmates growing up, and throughout High School and College. Skysoar used to look up to Kintobar, up until when he became Eggman. Skysoar continued his studies and creating his own advanced robotics. Skysoar built the very first Metal Sonichu, adding electricity-resistant fields onto the robot.
| 25 October 2019<ref name=25oct192></ref>
|-
| [[Image:UH-OH! Oh, Well!.jpg|150px]]
| UH-OH! Oh, Well!
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: Blake Sonichu is Shipped with a Human Villain.
| With the DNA from Sonichu (Prime) from that battle between Niatsirhc's Zapdos with him at the mall on February 25, 2003, Giovanni's scientists used their cloning machine to create their first Sonichu clone. But Bill fumbled and spilled cherry cola onto the hair fibers, making Blake Sonichu turn out red and black in colour. -"Sonichu" book #1
| 25 October 2019<ref name=25oct192></ref>
|-
| [[File:Familyphotocard.jpg|150px]]
| Family Photo
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: 7 Pony cards with the Special and Sonichu or Rosechu keywords are Shipped in a chain on the grid.
| N/A
| 16 December 2019<ref name=16dec192></ref>
|-
| [[File:Chaoscontrolcard.jpg|150px]]
| Chaos Control!
| Ship
| Heart
| When placed on the Shipping grid, you must move a Start card on the grid and reattach it with this Ship card.
| When a single Chaos Emerald is used, it can stop time around the user, or grant a single with [''sic''] or power. Two individuals with two Chaos Emeralds crossed are able to traverse through the reaches of time and space. The full number of seven Chaos Emeralds brings forth a miracle.
| 16 December 2019<ref name=16dec192>[[December 2019 social media posts#Chris repeatedly promotes his new card collection]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Demonchu.jpg|150px]]
| Demonchu
| Pony
| Male or Female, Earth Pony
| Attack! (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| Count Graduon created these demon dogs to protect and defend his castle from intruders alongside his troops. They can run as fast as a cheetah, bite tough like wolves, and they follow the smell of the foes they pursue.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19"></ref>
|-
| [[File:DancingAtAGala.jpg|150px]]
| Dancing At A Gala
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| At a lovely party held by the Cwcville Defense Committee, in appreciation of the efforts of the local Sonichus, Rosechus, Militaries and everyone else involved, sponsored by the Elite and Wealthy. Sonichu and Rosey danced the night away in loving and gracious splendor.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19"></ref>
|-
| [[File:ChaosControl2P.jpg|150px]]
| Chaos Control! (2-Player)
| Ship
| Heart
| Instead of playing a Pony card from your hand with this Ship, you may play a Start card from your collection with this Ship, instead.
| When a single Chaos Emerald is used, it can stop time around the user, or grant a single with [''sic''] or power. Two individuals with two Chaos Emeralds crossed are able to traverse through the reaches of time and space. The full number of seven Chaos Emeralds brings forth a miracle.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19"></ref>
|-
| [[File:Calvin_Cooley.jpg|150px]]
| Calvin Cooley
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| BASIC (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn. discard it.
| Cal is one of the two leader Trollbusters: high-functioning autistic. serious and nerdy, and very intelligent and smart in technology. Together with Dee-Squared. they go around the internet, and offline in investigations. to locate the worst of Online Haters. Bad Trolls and CyberBullies.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:DeeDeeAnastasia.jpg|150px]]
| Dee Dee Anastasia
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| BASIC (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| Dee Dee is one of the two leader Trollbusters; , and normal-minded, sassy, sweet, very intelligent and smart in technology. Together with Calvin, they go around the internet, and offline in investigations, to locate the worst of Online Haters, Bad Trolls and CyberBullies.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19"></ref>
|-
| [[File:Digman (Dark Idea Guy) TSSSF.jpg|150px]]
| DIGMAN (Dark IdeaGuy)
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| The Fall of [[Australatina]] (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| An OC of IdeaGuy's employ, yet dumbly drawn by my own hand, this "Dark" version of IdeaGuy is a sorcerer who had Shadow Elijah as his right-hand pawn. While he no longer has his pawn, DIGMAN has a high level of dark magic, but is overpowered by Light Power. -Chris Chan Sonichu.
| 2 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=2jan20></ref>
|-
|}

===Dimensional lore===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date published
|-
| [[Image:ChrisNewArt5.jpg|150px]]
| Commodore Blocke Phone
| Pony
| Male or Female
| Commodore Blocke [sic] Phone does not have a Race. [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|Can You Hear Me Now?]] (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| After Scarlett's death in 1994, the Commodore company continued onward into other tech for the time in C-197 until when Chris Chan Sonichu would be bestowed the powers and responsibilities. Commodore had put out some cell phones and have been successful in their sales.
| 15 September 2019<ref name=15sept19></ref>
|-
| [[Image:ponderingcard.jpg|150px]]
| Pondering in Dimension 1218
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| I told [[Helena Fiorenza|Helena]], "You need to ready yourself for the upcoming battles that will very likely result from the Dimension Merge. You have a gift that many the heavily Spiritual and Soulful have, but more than half of the total 1218's Earth population does not, as they are not as Spiritual. Like Christine has, you have the ability to portray who and what you actually see in front of you in portray who and what you actually see in front of you in proper [[Chris and reality|photographed form]]. Your efforts will be a heavy mention to even the most cynical that this is very much real and going to happen. Yours, and everyone else's better powers and abilities shall become more obvious and doable for you and them all, very soon, before the end of this year of [[2019]]
| 21 November 2019<ref name=21nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#TSSSF cards for allies]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:coffeecard.jpg|150px]]
| Coffee Break
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| While visiting Helena in 1218, Magi-Chan was still contemplating and determining the next steps in the sequence of events, based on may premonitions of this timeline, and explaining them to her for her future part in this. She served coffee, and they enjoyed the talk and refreshment.
| 21 November 2019<ref name=21nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#TSSSF cards for allies]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:BatteryChargeHeartCard.jpg|150px]]
| CPU Battery-Charge Blue Heart
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| [[Obese|Heavy]] Defensives(Protection): All Pony cards shipped with this one cannot be discarded from the grid. This power cannot be copied.
| The CPU of the Nation of Cwcville, and the Smach Z handheld gaming console, Sabrina goes all out in defense of the Nation and cities within, and remains very agile, swift and strong against her foes. She launches exploding S-Chu balls from her arm launcher, weilds a heavy-duty lightning blade, and a heavy-duty shield on her other arm. She is a high level of CPU strength and endurance.
|24 November 2019
|-
| [[Image:Dmcompletcard.jpg|150px]]
| Dimensional Merge Completion
| Goal
| Checkmark
| You win this Goal when: It is your turn, and you are no more than One Point away from the Point Cap of the current game.
| "All OCs, Creators and Good Peoples come together to defend the Earth of the combined dimensions of 1218 and C-197 from our greatest common foes." -The combined wishes of all of the OCs and all Creators and Peoples from both dimensions.
| 5 December 2019
|-
| [[File:AnimalCrossingAntics.jpg|150px]]
| Animal Crossing Antics
| Ship
| Heart
| When you attach this card to the grid, you may choose one Pony card attached to this Ship. Until the end of your turn, that Pony card gains one keyword of your choice, except for Pony names.
| C-139, a sub-dimension of C-197, houses everyone and everything ever created in the realms of [[Animal Crossing]]. The population between anthromorphic animals and humans is about 3:2, in cooperating communities and villages.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19"></ref>
|-
|}

===[[Chris and his Ego|Chris]] cards===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date published
|-
| [[Image:Patreoncard1.jpg|150px]]
| Original Creator of Sonichu, Christine W Chandler Sonichu
| Start
| Female, Alicorn
| N/A
| Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. When this card is shipped with Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana, and Mewtwo, you may take on active Goal card that is three points or less. This power cannot be copied.
| 6 October 2019
|-
| [[Image:Patreoncard2.jpg|150px]]
| CPU Blue Heart -Sonichu Form
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Light Power-Up (Special): All surrounding Pony cards shipped with this card gain the Special keyword.
| With Chris Chan being half-human and half-Sonichu, she has the option of this alt-form in her CPU and upgraded HDD forms. She typically runs more than fly in this form, but she can still fly.
| 6 October 2019
|-
| [[Image:Patreoncard7.jpg|150px]]
| Equestrian Author of "Sonichu", Nightstar
| Start
| Female, Unicorn
| Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. This power cannot be copied.
| "I took a page from Bright Eye, and I've mastered, and prefer very much, drawing and writing by hoof." -Nightstar, "Sonichu" book 12-9
| 6 October 2019
|-
| [[Image:Put It On My Card.jpg|150px]]
| [[Chris and money|Put It On My Card]]
| Goal
| Checkmark
| When this Goal is turned face up place this card underneath any Pony card presently on the Shipping grid, with the name of this card visible. The Pony card becomes a Start card, and it cannot be moved or removed from the grid. This power cannot be copied.
| "[[I'm workin' on it|When I set my mind on something, well, it sets there]]. But when I have the intel and know the goal, I do my best to see the task a success. But, on this instant, I'll lest a Pony on the grid have some rivalling Fanfic Author control for a while." -Chris Chan Sonichu
| 21 October 2019
|-
| [[File:ElegantChrisChanSonichuCard.jpg|150px]]
| Elegant Chris Chan Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| I Do My Best For Everyone (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| Chris Chan is looking elegant in her evening gown as she attends her coronation and celebration of the completion of the Dimension Merge and the union of the populations of Dimensions c-197 and 1218. Theparty taking place at the Cwcville Bassilicon, and Chris Chan showing her appreciation of everyone from in front of the rooftop gazebo.
| 12 November 2019
|-
| [[File:PsychlightStartCard.jpg|150px]]
| Chris Chan Sonichu Chronicler, CWC [[Psychlight]]
| Start
| Female, Alicorn
| Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. This power cannot be copied. Once per turn. When this card is Shipped with Chris Chan, you may draw the top card from either the Ship deck or Ship discard pile.
| N/A
| 14 November 2019<ref name=14nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#The CPU Goddess Commands You to Break the Fourth Wall]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:PsychlightCard.jpg|150px]]
| CWC Psychlight
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| [[Doopie_E-mails#Hey.2C_Danielle_.E2.80.94_30_July_2017|Mind that Levitate]] (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.
| Originating as a Christine Weston Chandler counterpart from the chronicled events of the video game, DC Universe Online, the CWC (pronounced as "quick") Psychlight fights crime and defend [sic] the innocent alongside the Justice League. She is a resident of Dimension C-197 who, in her free time and psychic link, chronicles the life of the original Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu of Dimension 1218.
| 14 November 2019<ref name=14nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Ocofoccard.jpg|150px]]
| The OC of OCs, Chris Chan Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Sonic Rainboom Aura (Special): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, including uncopyable power, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| "I do my best for Everyone: all [[Things Chris has ripped off|Original Creators]], [[OC|Original Creations]], and [[Death threats|everyone else in between]]. I am Both an Original Creation and an Original Creator with deity-level abilities and powers that works fully in ALL Dimensions, including my home, Dimension 1218. And fully charged with my OP Rainbow Aura, I do my best as not only a Sonichu and a CPU, but also as The OC of OCs." -Chris Chan Sonichu
| 20 November 2019<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Nightstar & Friends Expansion Pack]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:SkylanderChrisCard.jpg|150px]]
| Skylander Chris Chan
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Portal of Power (Special): When this card is placed on the shipping grid, it counts as a Start card; this card cannot be discarded from the grid. All cards shipped with this one gain the Skylander keyword. This power cannot be copied.
| In the realm of the Skylands, run by Master Eon, many come in from far and wide to help in the cause of defending Skylands from the worst villains, as well as Kaos. Chris Chan answered the call with her self-counterpart OC for that dimension a Light Type Sword-Weilding Angel. She will do her best for Everyone, Everywhere when she is needed. "Portal Master! Grant me magic."
| 24 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Postigcwcsonichucard.jpg|150px]]
| Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Zappin' It Up (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| "I continue to do my best for Everyone, including as many as possible whose individual lives I bless with my presence and kindness. I have faith all of you will continue to do your best for yourselves, individually and for each other." "My Heart and Soul goes out to All of you." -Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.
| 24 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Preigcwcsonichucard.jpg‎|150px]]
| Chris Chan
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Psychic Thunderbolt (Keyword Change): When Chris Chan is played on the grid, you may choose one Pony card shipped with this one. Until the end of your turn, that Pony card gains one keyword of your choice, except for Pony names.
| "Electric Hedgehog Sonichu Power, Activate!" -Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| 24 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Cwcconvnetioncard.jpeg|150px]]
| I'm Here At This Convnetion [sic]
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| "I like the shows, I like the arts, but I come to the conventions to enjoy and be around the kind people, artists, celebrities, and everyone, good and bad. Show me kindness and fun; I smile for your all" -Chris Chan Sonichu
| 4 December 2019
|-
| [[File:4thwallcwccard.jpeg|150px]]
| Fourth Wall-Breaking Chris Chan Sonichu (1218)
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Circle of Ships (Special): Surround this Pony card with a unicorn or alicorn to the left, a pegasus above, an earth pony to the right, and a Pony card with the Object keyword below. The moment you do, you may collect an active Goal card worth up to 3 points. This power cannot be copied.
| Hello, my new friend. Thank you for summoning me into this battle. OP Goddess, that I am, I shall do my best to help you win. I'll give you an easy win: set me up in a full surrounding set of ships, as listed above, and you many have points for your Goal Scores. Best of Blessings I pray unto thee. :) -Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| 4 December 2019
|-
| [[Image:Chris Chan Sonicleric.jpg|150px]]
| Chris Chan Sonicleric
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Cleric Healing (Search): You may search the Ship of Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. It its still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| From Cwcville in Dimension CS-89, Chris Chan and everyone else functions in a Dungeons & Dragons style of classes and quests. Chris Chan, of CS-89, is a Cleric, since she was still in destiny to be promoted to become a CPU, and that she had her own deity-level abilities, magic and powers. She tends to meditate a lot and helps her party with as much healing as possible, while also shining deity-level light power to overpower the dungeon bosses.
| 13 December 2019<ref>[[December 2019 social media posts#Chris journeys to Dimension CS-89]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Collosal Christine Chan Sonichu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Collosal Chan|Collosal Christine Chan Sonichu]]
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| When Christine Chan Sonichu would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in her place. Healing Zaps (Special): All non-Villain Pony cards gain the Hero keyword until when they're discarded. This power cannot be copied.
| When Christine Chan Sonichu Mega Evolves, she gains a massive increase in power to overpower her foes and enemies. She also can heal many a wounded and suffering in one felt swoop before reverting back to normal.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Super Chris chan Sonichu.jpg|150px]]
| Super Chris Chan Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| When Chris Chan Sonichu would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in her place. Overpowered Electricity (Special): Discard all Pony card with the Villain keyword from the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied.
| When Chris Chan Soncihu uses the power of the Chaos Emeralds, regardless of present form, she becomes Super Chris Chan Sonichu; same abilities and powers as Ultra Sonichu, on top of her other abilities and powers.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:CPUBlueHeartTSSSF.jpg|150px]]
| CPU Blue Heart
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Kunai Commodore Shocker (Special): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Villain from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| A CPU (Console Patron Unit) is a Goddess of a gaming console (the central branding or an individual console) who typically also leads a Nation of kind followers and believers. Chris Chan Sonichu is the CPU of the Commodore Consoles and the Nation of Cwcville, as the responsibility and powers were bestowed from the original CPU Blue Heart, Scarlett of the Nation of Comma.
| 17 December 2019<ref>[[December 2019 social media posts#Merge still coming]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:CWCSC-197TSSSF.jpg|150px]]
| Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (C-197)
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Defensive Maneuvers (Swap): You may swap 2 Pony cards on the shipping grid.
| "I may not have the God-Level abilities and Powers of Chris Chan, but I still hold my own abilities and powers. And I remain a most valuable asset, leader and defense to the citizens of the Nation of Cwcville in Virginia." -Christine Chan Sonichu.
| 25 December 2019<ref name=25dec192>[[December 2019 social media posts#TSSSF incarnations of Chris]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:ChristineChanTSSSF.jpg|150px]]
| Christine Chan
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Thunderbolt (Special): If this card is shipped with a Villain, you may discard that Pony card from the grid and play a Pony card from your hand in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| "Electric-Hedgehog Power!" "I am the Soldier of Love and Honesty! And in the name of every fragile and strong Heart and Soul, I shall punish you!" -Christine Chan Sonichu.
| 25 December 2019<ref name=25dec192></ref>
|-
| [[File:Cwc_Spells.jpg|150px]]
| CWCSpells
| Ship
| Heart
| When attached to the grid, you may copy the power of any Ship card currently on the shipping grid for this card's power.
| "Discard 1 Spell Card from your hand. Add 2 Spell Cards from your Deck to your hand; shuffle your Deck afterwards. “When activating this card. announce that you will "Activate your Quick Spells with your CWCSpells.""
-"C.W.C." Spells Quick Spells! Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1341#post-5784777</ref>
|-
| [[File:CWC-Play.jpg|150px]]
| CWC-Play
| Goal
| Check Mark
| Win this Goal when:
Chris Chan or Christine Chan are shipped with Chris Chan or Christine Chan. This Goal is worth 3 points if at the moment. front or back of a card. presently on the grid. or face-up Goals. is signed by Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.
| What fun it is when two self-counterparts work together to save and defend the lives of many between Dimensions.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Flying Sky High in Equestria.jpg|150px]]
| Flying Sky-High in Equestria Chris Chan Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Helping Out (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| "I like visiting Equestria from time to time, not only to help out in any way I can amongst everycreature there, but it is simply awesome and beautiful in its own right. And when I visit, I am welcomed, happily, by Princess Twilight, Nightstar and the others." -Chris Chan Sonichu.
| 29 December 2019<ref name=29dec19>[[December 2019 social media posts#So Many CWCs]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Chris chan alicorn.jpg|150px]]
| Chris Chan -Alicorn Form
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Creator Powers (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| Upon entering Equestria without the Konami Code enabled, instead of her human form, Chris Chan enters Equestria as an Alicorn, while maintaining her Sonichu Form as her alt-form. Should Chris Chan go HDD while in Equestria, it defaults to her Sonichu FOrm post-transformation.
| 29 December 2019<ref name=29dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Chris's ego, TSSSF card.jpg|150px]]
| Muldimensional [''sic''] CWCS Counterparts
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: At least three of any combination of Chris Chans and/or Christine Chans are shipped together or in a chain. This Goal is worth 3 points if no Pony is a different version of another Pony in the ship.
| Chris Chan of Dimension 1218 is the head and centerpiece of all of her many self-counterparts throughout the various timelines and Alternate Dimensions. She is able to co-exist with herself no matter which Dimension she is in.
| 29 December 2019<ref name=29dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Why.jpg|150px]]
| Why?!
| Ship
| Heart
| You may choose to play the top card of the Pony discard pile with this Ship, rather than play a Pony card from your hand.
| At a [[Target]] store on July 20, 2005, Christian Chan was just chillin', keeping an eye out for single women, while working on [[Sonichu 3|"Sonichu" book #3]]. Walsh and Graduon's Jerkops arrived and challenged him. He was doing well against their prototype Crackder Decepticone and the Jerkop, Dagget, until when he was caught by the tail (it felt like being grabbed by the pants waistband), and he was dog-piled and apprehended. Crystalina would catch up to rescue him. -[[Sonichu 4|"Sonichu" book #4]].
| 2 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=2jan20>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5803216</ref>
|-
| [[File:GuardianAdvisement.jpg|150px]]
| Guardian Advisement
| Ship
| Heart
| When you attach this card to the grid, you may choose one Pony card attached to this Ship. Until the end of your turn, that Pony card becomes an [Alicorn] and gains the Princess keyword. This cannot affect Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| Magi-Chan Sonichu continues to work very hard for and with me, and I listen to him and follow to the best of my ability. The (Dimensional) Iron Curtain was a huge divider in the past, but our bond has become soo strong and true that we can never be divided by a mere Dimensional Frequency Difference. -Chris Chan Sonichu.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19"></ref>
|-
| [[File:Psychic Type Talk.jpg|150px]]
| Psychic-Type Talk
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: Chris Chan, Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana and Mewtwo are all Shipped together either in a full set or in a Shipping chain.
| During the months with IdeaGuy, before the disbanding of Cwcville's Psychic Squad, the psychic Pokemon in the Pyschic Tower, above the Cwcville Police Department, came down with a mental virus that ailed them for a while. I astral projected there and hung out with them and we talked and had a simple and good time together. -Chris Chan Sonichu.
| 2 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=2jan20></ref>
|-
| [[File:A Chronicler Law Clause.jpg|150px]]
| A Chronicler Law Clause
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: Chris Chan or Christine Chan is discarded from your hand (not from the grid; end-of-turn discarding counts towards the goal).
| Due to a Chronicler Law, personally written in 2018, and put into effect in Cwcville, retroactively as early as 1980, Christine Chan would have to remain [[Virgin with rage|sexually restrained]] until as early as around 2010, when she would be fated to discover herself and come out as a woman. Simply put: No Sexual Intercourse with ANYONE. Chris Chan is a sexual camel in comparison to Christine Chan; she was [[For Julie's Eyes Only|Super Impulsive and Horny]], so she needed to be restrained.
| 2 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=2jan20></ref>
|-
|}

===[[Ben Saint]] cards===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date published
|-
| [[Image:ChrisSlime22.jpg|150px]]
| Phantom Horn
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| The Horn Is There! (Special): You may draw 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.
| (14) - While recovering, P.H. was feeling more magic in his aura and seeing mild sparks flying off of his forehead. After returning to Equestria, it became more obvious. He removed the paper tube and found in its place a light teal-coloured functional horn. He was simply elated. But old habits die hard as he, for a while, still had the idea others still thought of him as an Earth Pony (Nobody saw him as such after this). When his horn glows, it gets a temporary transparent appearance, but functions normal and well.
| 3 October 2019<ref name=3oct19>[[October 2019 social media posts#More Ben Saint canon changes]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:ChrisSlime23.jpg|150px]]
| Strawberry Milk
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Dude! Sex is Rad! (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.
| (15) - S.M. finally gets to chillax back in his crib with his bro-heimers and chicas. Remaining one who,[[Slow-in-the-minds|partly intelligent]], tries to be cool and chill, and ruins a moment with a [[Random-access humor|pervy comment in the name of humor]]. For him, to keep him feeling happy is simply the fact of, "As long as I can still dance."
| 3 October 2019<ref name=3oct19></ref>
|-
| [[Image:Patreoncard4.jpg|150px]]
| [[Rollin' and Trollin'|Trolling the Trolls Back]]
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| (1) - Phantom Horn and Strawberry Milk have been wandering the streets of New Lost Angeles City, aka New Milwaukee, Arizona in Dimension C-197, mining the slime that has the locals' minds under negative influences. As their frustration hit an apex, a Goddess appears to help. "Ah! Thers's Phantom Horn. The super awsome, yet weird, unicorn. I just... Feel compelled to study him. To become a Phantom Horn Historian... A Phanstorian, if you will!" -Chris Chan Sonichu. "Wha...! Bro! you just got trolled back!!" -Strawberry Milk.
| 6 October 2019
|-
| [[File:Showercard.jpg|150px]]
| Cleansing Shower
| Ship
| Heart
| When you attach this card to the grid, you may choose one Pony card attached to this Ship. Until the end of your turn, that Pony card gains one keyword of your choice, except for Pony names.
| (9) - Within hours after Chris Chan had informed the heroes, superheroes, and militaries, of the formula for dissolving the slime. Shower Stations had been crafted around the edges of Arizona; barrels of bicarbonate soda and sugar have been piped into the shower stations. During this shower, S.M. laughs at pervy thoughts.
| 6 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Blesshorncard.jpg|150px]]
| I Bless This Horn
| Ship
| Heart
| When you attach this card to the grid, you may choose one Pony card attached to thsi Ship. Until the end of your turn, that Pony card becomes the race of your choice. This cannot affect Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| (10) - After the shower, Chris Chan teleports the slime-free P.H. and S.M. to Cwcville's Bassilicom. She had blessed the poudrin and returned it to P.H.; he will be in for a positive surprise very soon.
| 6 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Sparking Deity TSSSF.jpeg|150px]]
| Sparking Deity
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: A Pony card becomes an Alicorn, pe-existing Alicorns and Changelings on the field do not count towards this Goal.
| Over the city of NLACakaNM in the Beta Timeline of C-197, that timeline's Chris Chan Sonichu appeared above the city, leading the extended soda storms only that timeline would endure. And in that timeline, that Chris Chan became infected by the slime, and became corrupted.
|21 November 2019<ref name=21nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#TSSSF cards for allies]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Divine Intervention.jpg|150px]]
| [[Chris and religion|Divine Intervention]]
| Ship
| Heart
| If this card is attached to a Pony card with a matching super form (Mega or Chaos keyword) in your hand or discard pile at any time, you may discard the attached Pony card and replace it with its matching super form.
| (AZ-16) After Ben Saint had demolished the Beta timeline he had accessed for his comic, he exiled that Phantom Horn into a void. But, he has a further purpose, so I rescued and brought him into C-197 to serve that purpose. -Chris Chan "The gift of life extension by divine intervention, It's gotta be a twist of fate." -[[Wikipedia:Olivia Newton John]]
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:AnalysisofSlimeCosSlime.jpg|150px]]
| Analysis of SlimeCo's Slime
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal When: A Pony card with the Villain keyword is discarded from the grid.
| (6) - Nightstar wasted no time in experimenting the slime with Princess Twilight Sparkle. They've found the slime is partially diludable [''sic''], but water, alone, can go so far. It turns out the slime is gaseous, and it doesn't like plain sugar. Lightning and electricity can also burn it, but if touch-surrounded by more slime compared to the area that is zapped, the slime can recover, so the larger the slime amount, the more voltage is required to put out the entire blob.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:AnEndlessWar-FreeState.jpg|150px]]
| An Endless War-Free State
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: At least three Pony cards who have been given the Villain Keyword by card effect(s) are either cleared of the Villain Keyword, or discarded, in the same turn.
| (13) - "And, so, the SlimeCo dilemma and the Endless War came to a close in Dimension C-197 on October 3, 2019. The moral being even the heaviest of hatred can be quelled when we come together towards a common goal. Also, your OC(s) should be treated with kindness and respet [''sic'']; do not abuse them or each other." -Chris Chan Sonichu.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:CleansingRains.jpg|150px]]
| Cleansing Rains
| Ship
| Heart
| When you attach this card to the grid, you may choose one Pony card attached to this Ship. Until the end of your turn, that Pony card gains one keyword of your choice, except for Pony names.
| (12) - On October 2, 2019, the thunderstorm, seeded with bicarbonate soda and sugar, covers the entire state of Arizona in C-197, and it spans beyond all edges of the state. The storm lasts for 24 hours, and near the midnight breaking into October 3rd, all traces of the slime, and everyone and everything infected are cleansed and purified of any remaining within them.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:CreatingtheThunderstorm.jpg|150px]]
| Creating the Thunderstorm
| Ship
| Heart
| When you attach this card to the grid, you may choose one Pony card attached to this Ship. Until the end of your turn, that Pony card gains one keyword of your choice, except for Pony names.
| (11) - September 29, 2019, Chris Chan, other Sonichus and Rosechus, and her allies and friends run circles in the Pacific Ocean, off the South-West coast of the portion of Mexico south of Arizona, to mist water to make strong rain clouds. Many flight-abled individuals and piloted jets seeded the created clouds with massive amounts of bicarbonate soda and sugar.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:HorsefamousMeetssonichufamous.jpg|150px]]
| <nowiki>#horsefamous Meets #sonichufamous</nowiki>
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: A Pony card with the <nowiki>#horsefamous</nowiki> keyword is shipped with Chris Chan.
| (2) - Phantom Horn turns and recognizes the one-and-only from this Dimension 1218. "Are you THAT dense, SM?!! That IS the Legend! The extra-dimensional! The Goddess, Herself! Chris Chan Sonichu!" -Phantom Horn Chris Chan smiles and feels humbled hearing the praise and appreciation, while also keeping her mind clear and calm for the impending slime gusher about to happen.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:OhWhatIsThis.jpg|150px]]
| Oh. What Is This?
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| (8) - Chris Chan had been working hard with other good superheroes, deities and other allies as quick as possible to gather massive amounts of slime and relocating them into the Grand Canyon. P.H. and S.M. informed her of the information; it was indeed as she and Magi-Chan Sonichu had foreseen. In an instant, she telepathically sent the word out to her allies. P.H.'s poudrin falls out of his tube/horn. "Woahly, Phantom Horn! Crystalized Slime, and you have a chunk. Crystalized, even a poudrin this size, can either be utilized as a weapon's energy source, or as a healing stone with very mild slime side-effects." -Chris Chan Sonichu. She tucks it away into her subspace for the moment.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:PenPalsOutgoing.jpg|150px]]
| Pen Pals (Outgoing)
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| (5) - Phantom Horn writes on a newspaper scrap, "Nightstar! You won't believe this! :D We not only got the Slime for you; fresh from a gusher by our own hooves, but we also have met THE Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu! She did save our hides from being covered by an attack. Anyway, here's the slime! Do your thing. You're welcome." -Phantom Horn.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:PenPalsIncoming.jpg|150px]]
| Pen Pals (Incoming)
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| (7) - The next day, Nightstar sent a letter back to Phantom Horn and Strawberry Milk. "Dear P.H., The experiments have been very successful. The answer is simple: A Thunderstorm with bicarbonate soda and sugar. Everyone can also individually be cleansed fully with a shower of water with bicarbonate soda and sugar added. Please, relay this information to Chris Chan, immediately. You two are doing very well and learning exponentially of what it is like to be trolled and hated. Experience remains the best teacher. Be Safe and Well." -Nightstar Sonichu.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:SlimeSampleCollected.jpg|150px]]
| Slime Sample Collected
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: You collect another Goal card right before this one in the same turn. The player who achieves this Goal increases their hand size by 1.
| (4) - After the mild chaos, Strawberry Milk closes the box and picks it up. "Egads! Strawberry Milk! A fresh slime sample! We can send that to Nightstar for analysis! Let me write a letter, and then we'll light 'em up with her in mind." -Phantom Horn.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:TelekineticBarrierProtection.jpg|150px]]
| Telekinetic Barrier Protection
| Ship
| Heart
| The two Pony cards attached to this Ship card are prevented from being discarded by a card effect.
| (3) - A slime gusher shoots out from the manhole behind Chris Chan; she instantly emits a barrier to keep the three of them from becoming freshly slimed. After the geyser stops, she divides the slime away from the center, while telekinetically holding onto a fresh sample to be placed into the flame-proof box and sent back to Nightstar Sonichu in Equestria for examination.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
|}

===Hasbro Protest===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date published
|-
| [[File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|150px]]
| Nightstar [[Sonic Boom Protests|In Protest]]
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Barring #GOPony (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| "Okay, @Hasbro. Even I, and every other Individual in Equestria can only take so much fomr you [[Chris and money|greedy]] executives. But We Will NEVER Stand for this "Teen Titans GO!" Slander of Ourselves! You Read Our Comments, and You Hear Us from C-197's Equestria, Directly. We want to be Chronicled Properly and Accurately Correct, and so does Everyone, there, in your Dimension 1218." -Nightstar Sonichu
| 16 November 2019<ref name=16nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris issues a death threat against a cartoon]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Kunprotestcard.jpg|150px]]
| [[Kun]] In Protest
| Pony
| Male, Pegasus
| [[Chris and the law|Picketing At Their Window]] (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| "I am siding with my Sweetheart, Nightstar, because I do agree. "MLP Pony Life" is just a total "Teen Titans GO!" ripoff, and [[Chris and art|it just plain looks horrendous]] and misrepresenting of us. Listen to us, @Hasbro." -[[Kun Hanhphuc]].
| 16 November 2019<ref name=16nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|150px]]
| Protesting At @Hasbro, Inc
| Goal
| Check Mark
| Win this Goal when: You have at least four of the individuals at the Protest on the Shipping grid, shipped together either adjacently, or in a chain. Chris Chan, Nightstar, Kun, Twilight Sparkle, Luna, Cadence, Rainbow Dash, Lightweight, and/or Zap Note.
| **NO! TO #GOPony.** **Yes! To #MLPFiMSeasons10to14** Heed Us All, @Hasbro!
| 16 November 2019<ref name=16nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|150px]]
| [[Chris and negotiation|Telling It To The Executives]]
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| "Now, Listen! We Know your game, your greedy Corporate Executives." Nightstar says. "Your little game of showing us [[Sonichu (comic)|crap work]] to delay the extension of G4 is crap. You think you can just buy and bide your time for money You Are Wrong and Messed Up." I chime in, "That is right. Even I Know of the Mane Six all becoming Alicorns for the Round Table of Friendship, and I Know that idea was streaming around your creative teams and all the offices for a long time now. And I Know Your Secrets; We All Do. So, cut the [[Chris and censorship|bulls***]] and just make the announcement NOW about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic getting Five More Seansons." And the next day, after they agreed, a TV Announcment was publicly aired many, many times on Discover Family.
| 16 November 2019<ref name=16nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:TSSSF MLPFim S 10 14.jpg|150px]]
| MLPFiM Seasons 10 to 14
| Goal
| Check Mark
|Win this Goal when: Nightstar, Kun, and Six Pony cards with the Mane 6 keyword are all shipped together in a chain on the shipping grid.
|"Here on Discovery Family, see the Mane 6 Return for more epic and developing adventures. See more Ponies come in from the background and beyond to make the Impacts. And see how came to be the Round Table of Friendship. Don't Miss My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 10, coming in [[April 2020|April, 2020]], only on Discovery Family." -Discovery Family Channel and @Hasbro, inc.
| April 2020?
|-
|}

===[[Things Chris Has Ripped Off|Fan]] cards===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date published
|-
| [[Image:SonichuOCCards1.jpg|150px]]
| Cheval
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| Firey [sic] Space (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| A fire-electric type Sonichu, Cheval has lived [[Virgin with rage|a partly lonely life]]. He has seen many a dark and nightmarish vision or illusion. He does not want to cause trouble, yet he has inadvertently made trouble. "Edge-Lord" some call him, but he is really simply distant. He realized how he is a danger. Very few try to reach out to him; he had to keep himself emotionally closed off.
| 21 September 2019<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris continues work on the OC TSSSF cards]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:Patreoncard5.jpg|150px]]
| [[Incest|Brotherly Love]]
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: [[Asperchu|A sonichu (without the OC keyword)]] is shipped with [[True and Honest|a Sonichu with the OC keyword]].
| "Oh, Sonichu! Can you ever forgive me for offending you and your mother? You know you mean the world to me for all the love and support you have shown me in my creation, I shall forever cherish your love and kindess and take your caring hands in friendship" -Mitch Sonichu "Oh, Asperchu! Of course I forgive you! Let's hold hands and stroll down the beach, perhpas we'll each find us sweethearts to love and cherish as we do eachother now!" -Sonichu -"Asperchu" Book #oA
| 6 October 2019
|-
| [[Image:MoreOCs6.jpg|150px]]
| Plotted Device
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Programmed Wisdoms (Special): You may draw 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.
| The Magi-Chan Sonichu of the [[Wikipedia:Skullgirls|Skullgirkls']] Dimension, S-642. His original body in that dimension was too much for the exaggerated combat that take place there. A robot body, titled Plotted Device, was created in his visage. His soul possessed the robot, and he has become most durable and stable in the dimension. [[Transgender|SHE]] now still maintains her psychic powers and electrical abilities, very agile too, she has rockets and gun-type weapons to boot.
| 10 October 2019<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris draws more OCs]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:MiscTSSSFCard.jpg|150px]]
| Ok K.O.! Lets Zap It Up!
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal When: Chris Chan, with the Sonichu Keyword, is shipped with a ⧗ with the Villain keyword.
| The one-and-only Goddess-Level of all other-dimensional Chris Chan Sonichus, from Earth of Dimension 1218, she does her best for the Sonichu and Rosechu kind and Everyone, in general.
| 11 October 2019
|-
| [[Image:CWCIsPronouncedAsQuick.jpg|150px]]
| "CWC" Is Pronounced As "Quick"
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: Chris Chan is Shipped with Christine Chan
| Kel and Rosey approah the city of Cwcville for the first time, and they read the "Welcome to Cwcville" sign. "C W C-ville?", Rosey asks. "The locals pronounce it as "Quick-ville", actually. I'm guessing it's foreign", Kel responds. And then Rosey comments, "Weird." -Rosechu's Story, -"sonichu" book #15.
| 22 October 2019<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#"CWC" is pronounced as "Quick"]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:SlushiCard.jpg|150px]]
| Slushi
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Programming the Sonichu Mania Mod Project (Keyword, Gender, and Race Change): You may change the Gender and Race, and add a new Keyword, to a Pony card this one is shipped with. That Pony keeps these changes until the end of your turn.
| Slushi likes to chill with his friends and make new friends, socially. He also likes to play Sega and Nintendo on his console. He also plays on PC, where he also programs his own Mods. Bit of a [[Troll]], and a Gamer Nerd-Geek, but he is [[white knight|not a hater at all]].
| 2 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Astoriacard.jpg|150px]]
| Astoria
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Dropletts [sic] of Health (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| Astoria lives outside of Cwcville, where she owns and maintains a field of [[Zapbud|Zapbuds]] and lives in a small, cozy home. Quiet and shy, she is really into gardening. Being an Electric/Water Type, she can use her own healing waters to maintain her gardens; afterwards, they shimmer and glow, even in darkest of nights without a [[moon]] or stars.
| 2 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Hollyhockcard.jpg|150px]]
| Hollyhock
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Fairy Bolt (Special): When you attach this card to the grid, you may choose a Villain shipped with this card and change it to Hero until the end of your turn.
| Holly acts more like a quiet cat that doens't [sic] like to be touched. She is protective of the ones she cares for, and is quite cautious around others. She performed in contests; [[Women's rights|beauty is her best trait]], with fashionable clothing choices. Fast and able to dodge almost everything, she is able to use Electric and Fairy attacks.
| 2 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Pepperchucard.jpg|150px]]
| Pepperchu
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| [[Honor Roll|Book Smarts on the Streets]] (Keyword Change): When you attach this card to the grid, you may choose one Pony card attached to this Ship. Until the end of your turn, that Pony card gains one keyword of your choice, except for Pony names.
| Quite the intelligent, smart and savvy gal, Pepperchu enjoys reading and chillin' with her friends; BFs with Astoria Rosechu. She sets herself apart with her own edgy style, as she mingles with Sonichus who rock the streets, though book smarts impress her better. She also gets by quite well in [[Pepper spray|self-defense]] and quick wits.
| 2 November 2019
|-
| [[File:SImonchu TSSSF card.jpg|150px]]
| Simonchu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Fossil Dig (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
|Born in the forest, alongside his sister, Simonla Rosey, Simon wasn't so fortunate. As a Sonee, he found a knack for digging and ground-type maneuvers. He was caught by Evan George, who altered his genetic structure for power and physical strength. Simon ended up becoming timid under Evan, Alec, Mao and Sean's abuse. He would eventually escape and seek the job of Archeologist. He's doing better these days.
| 3 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Scott SoundSpllicerCard.jpg|150px]]
| Scott SoundSpllicer
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| SlimeCan [[Tomgirl|(Gender Change)]]: When you attach this card to the grid, you may choose one Pony card attached to this Ship. Until the end of your turn, that Pony card becomes the opposite gender.
| The online artist with quite the zesty style, he lived a life lacking peeps, and he's had a hard time. Goodness in his heart, he continues onward to do his best for everyone else.
| 3 November 2019
|-
| [[File:DaedalusCard.jpeg|150px]]
| Daedalus
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Scavenge (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it in your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| Of Earth, Dimension X686, Daedalus is a Degu whose family owns a junkyard. He is a very skilled engineer and mechanic. He builds well-crafted jets, armour, and weaponry. If there is something that can be built or fixed, he sure as shoot can put it together and back together again.
| 6 November 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Dream-CrashingCard.jpg|150px]]
| Dream-Crashing
| Ship
| Heart
| Instead of playing this Ship with a Pony card from your hand, or connecting two Pony cards already on the shipping grid, you may take a Pony card from the grid and reattach it elsewhere with this Ship. That card's power activates.
| In Dimension X686, Ke[ler Sonichu has the ability to leave his body and enter other individual's dreams, usually with nightmarish results. He really hates [[Mary Lee Walsh|Walsh]], there, as her mind is one that he has been most resistant to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|his attacks]].
| 9 November 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:KeplerCard.jpeg|150px]]
| Kepler
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| Mind-[[Forgot the Glitter|Twerking]] (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| Of Earth, Dimension X686, the final of four clones of Black Sonichu, there, in what was Team Rocket's Project Kepler. Kepler was infused with components of Ditto DNA; he is able to reshape his body parts into weapons. This first two clones fear him; Three remains in stasis, as she is Perfect like Kepler, to the point where they are psychically linked to each other. He can also intrude into other's minds and dreams.
| 9 November 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:DerekCard.jpeg|150px]]
| Derek
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| Meta Wisdom (Special): All Pony cards shipped with this card gain the Hero keyword. This power cannot be copied.
| Of Earth, Dimension X686, Dereck is a counterpart of Magi-Chan Sonichu. Dereck puts up with a worse version of Chris Chan who is more reckless. He knows there is a [[Chris and religion|greater truth]] beyond his home dimension that would bring solace and peace to it. And that truth lies in between Dimensions C-197 and 1218 and our own Chris Chan Sonichu.
| 9 November 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Gabedaycard.jpg|150px]]
| Happy Gabe Day
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| Gabriel the Starman (of Rowdy F***ers Cop Killers) is an artist who makes art for everyone, and a day is celebrated in appreciation on his Birthday, November 17. He is a friend to many. Happy Gabe Day.
| 17 November 2019<ref name=17nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:KillerOCCard.jpg|150px]]
| Killer
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Merciless (Special): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. If you do, discard another Pony card from the grid. This power cannot be copied.
| Killer Sonichu is the CPU of the XVIDIA console, residing in her Nation of NLACakaNM in the Beta timeline of C-197. People didn't respect her, and she turned rebel as she took on SlimeCo when it started. But the majority of locals chose to consume the slime. The slime does not affect her. She found tech for dimension-traveling, and she explored in meditations. OC by @hoodlumhijinks
| 20 November 2019
|-
| [[Image:thankyoucard.jpg|150px]]
| Thank You For Your Kindness
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| [[AquaDiamond8|Aqua]] had helped me out a major jam while fighting a giant robot that; I had trouble taking it out and finding its [[Sourdough region|weak spot]]. I got knocked off and [Crash into slumber|momentarily dazed]]. Aqua rushed to my side and helped me back up. Then with her help, we destroyed this bot quick. She sought my approval; I smiled and thanked her for her help and kindness.
|21 November 2019<ref name=21nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#TSSSF cards for allies]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:concernscard.jpg|150px]]
| Growing Concerns
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: You break up Chris Chan or Christine Chan with another Pony card three times in the same turn (Swapping counts as breaking up a ship). This Goal is worth 3 Points if at least one of the other Pony cards has the Villain or [[Jacob Sockness|Kidasuna]] keyword.
| Magi-Chan Sonichu and Aqua grow concerned as Chris Chan continues to block [[Guard Dogs|Bad Trolls]], even if they have concerns for her. But Chris Chan knows the hatred in their intentions make blocking them most appropriate.
|21 November 2019<ref name=21nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#TSSSF cards for allies]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:chillaxingcard.jpg|150px]]
| Chillaxing
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| Chris Chan, Aqua, Nightvee and [[MKR]] enjoy chillaxing together in one of their personal subspaces to get away and just hang and talk for a while.
|21 November 2019<ref name=21nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#TSSSF cards for allies]]</ref>
|-
| [[Image:valcard.jpg|150px]]
| Val Valentino
| Pony
| Male or Female, Alicorn
| Possession (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| This Magi-Chan, from Dimension ZX-49, is so powerful he has to mentally project a simplified form that the human mind can comprehend. [[Chris and art|Looking at his true form would drive you mad]]. He comes into 1218 and C-197 to help Aqua and guide her in her part to help out in the coming battles, also his home Dimension is in shambles, and it will require Aqua to restore it to a stable area again.
|21 November 2019<ref name=21nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#TSSSF cards for allies]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:CPUAquaHumanCard.jpg|150px]]
| CPU Aqua (Human Form)
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Laptop Login (Retrieve): While this card is in your hand, you may choose a Pony card on this grid and put it into your hand, then play this card in its place. This Power cannot be copied.
| Aqua is the CPU of the Mac Book Pro computer. With her partner, Val Valentino, she does her best for everyone as she is able to. She has a bit of a temper and will rush into a situation if she feels her friends are in danger. Not sure if its a flaw, she's a little gullable [sic] from past mistakes, but she is learning from them.
| 24 November 2019
|-
| [[File:AChatBetweenSNTandChrisChan.jpg|150px]]
| A Chat Between [[ProjectSNT|SNT]] and Chris Chan
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: SNT and Chris Chan, with the Sonichu keyword, are shipped together on the shipping grid.
| In C-197, I had a fateful encounter where I was sent to thwart another Eggman scheme, but I eneded up meeting the one-and-only SNT. She and I enjoyed a pleasant conversation. I even pointed out her inhabitual attraction when it went off: I was immune to it. Also, she was still grasping the concept of communicating with Courtney, being an OC of hers, and so forth. I offered my insight and thoughts. She felt better. And then we took down Eggman. -Chris Chan Sonichu.
| 12 December 2019<ref>[[December 2019 social media posts#SNT drawing]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Welcometokidasunacard.PNG|150px]]
| Welcome To Kidasuna
| Goal
| Check Mark
| Win this Goal when: [[Rape|Jacob is shipped with Chris Chan]]
| "Ah. Here we are, Jacob. Welcome back to Kidasuna. I told you I'd be the one who transports you here. And we did it with Faster-Than-Light Teleportation of my powers and abilities." -Chris Chan Sonichu
| 12 December 2019<ref>[[December 2019 social media posts#Chris corrects Kidasuna lore]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Wild Sonirisu TSSSF.jpg|150px]]
| Wild Sonirisu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Archery Play (Special): When you play this card onto the grid, you may discard a Pony card, other than this one, from the shipping grid.
| From Cwcville in Dimension CS-89, Wild and everyone else functions in a Dungeons & Dragons style of classes and quests. Wild is a Ranger since his specialty is climbing, long-range offenses, and his very well-educated stealth and ninja skills.
| 13 December 2019<ref>[[December 2019 social media posts#Sonirisu triggering explanation 2]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|150px]]
| Princess Fehuni Hitikara
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| For The Peoples! (Special): While this card is on the grid, when Jakoba is shipped with this card or Chris Chan, remove Jakoba from the grid (he does not go to the discard pile). This power cannot be copied.
| In my past life before being born anew as a Special Half-Sonichu, I was a Princess on the planet of Kidasuna in the Andromeda Galaxy in Dimension 1218. I was still young and naive during her time, but I did her best for her people, yet I became overwhelmed and was exiled to this life. Now I am back anew and a lot wiser, and with everyone else, we will abolish slavery on Kidasuna and take Jakoba down for good, for Kidasuna, and for the safety of Earth.
| 16 December 2019<ref name=16dec19>[[December 2019 social media posts#Sharing new TSSSF cards]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Selfiecard.jpg|150px]]
| Selfie Op
| Ship
| Heart
| When you attach this card to the grid, until the end of your turn, both Pony cards attached to this Ship gain the Special, OC and Hero Keywords.
| Bolt Sonichu and Holly Rosechu enjoyed a lovely day together with sparks shared between the two of them. Finding their favourite spot in the local forest, they took a loving selfie together, and it was really awesome.
| 16 December 2019<ref name=16dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Sonia&ChuCard.jpg|150px]]
| Sonia&Chu
| Pony
| Male or Female, Unicorn
| This card counts as 2 Ponies. Working Around Opponents (Swap): You may swap up to 2 Pony cards on the shipping grid.
| A resident of Dimension S-642, originally from an alternate timeline from C-197, but exiled after letting too many enemies escape. Chu is a parasite inside Sonia's thick, yellow hair. Aside from defending themselves in combat with the Skullgirls, they watch other dimensions in solitude for entertainment.
| 24 December 2019
|-
| [[File:RomeoCard.jpg|150px]]
| Romeo
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Romancing the Stone (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| A young male Rosechu that is quite the charmer! He usually hangs around at Cwcville at night to help the innocent. Romeo got his name from his trainer who was a lovely theatre kid; Romeo remembers her fondly. He even mistook another trainer for her once.
| 24 December 2019
|-
| [[File:LilliannaCard.jpg|150px]]
| Lillianna
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Spreading the Word (Keyword Change): When you attach this card to a grid, you may choose a villain shipped with this card and change it to Hero until the end of your turn.
| A Rosechu born on a mysterious island off the coast of Cwcville. Lillianna is the head priestess of the Temple of the Heart, where she learns and teaches the word of the Anchuent Prophecy. "Welcome, Traveler. It's much warmer here inside the temple, please come inside." -Lillianna
| 24 December 2019
|-
| [[File:The_Devotees_of_Chris_Chan_Sonichu_(DoCCS).jpg|150px]]
| The Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS)
| Ship
| Heart
| Whenever a Pony card attached with this Ship card would be moved on the shipping grid. the other pony connected to this Ship card moves as well.
This does not apply to discard rules.
| The DoCC'S are a bunch of individuals who follow the guidance of Chris Chan Sonichu. the CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles and the Nation of Cwcville. They share their kindness and loyalty and have the common bond of praying shares of their respective energy with Chris Chan. so she can do her best for Everybody, and with Everybody.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19"></ref>
|-
| [[File:Jacob_S.jpg|150px]]
| Jacob S.
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| Channeling Ritual (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn. discard it.
| A sorcerer and channeler in Dimension 1218‘s Earth (Here). lake was a soul on Kidasuna in the Adromeda Galaxy. His soul. strong as a mighty dragon, he continued practicing his types of magic and rituals with the help of his adviser, Michiro, and his allies. He had misguided attempts that resulted badly, but he has reformed himself very well. Together. with the other sorcerers of1218, and those in G197, the Dimension Merge shall be completed, 100%.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Stevenchu.jpg|150px]]
| Stevenchu
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| Fire Punch (Special): You may have your opponent discard two random cards from their hand.
| Stevenchu was born from a Sonichu and a Torracat. He travels to the Nether to obtain Blaze Rods to channel its fire abilities to boost his own.
OC by @Sarah_and_Steve
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Sarahchu.jpg|150px]]
| Sarahchu
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Poison Jab (Replace): While this card is in your hand. you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| Sarahchu was born from a Lopunny and a Rosechu. She is unable to produce her own offspring. Its mysterious secondary poison typing baffles scientists to this day.
OC by @Sarah_and_Steve
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Pending_Doom_Card.jpg|150px]]
| Pending Doom
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| Dark Flames (Swap): You may swap 2 Pony cards on the shipping grid.
| Pending Doom is one of a few anthromorphicised Pokemon of Megan Schroeder/CPU Red Heart. Upon hearing his eerie howls, other Pokémon get the shivers and head straight back to their nests. He spew flames mixed with poison to finish off his opponents.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Jiggliami_Card.jpg|150px]]
| Jiggliami
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| Sing (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.
| Sonichu and Jiggliami were friends. as Pikachu and Jigglypuff, before the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003 transformed him. Rosey. and even this Jigglypuff became affected by the energy of the rainbow. It transformed her into what she still is today. She 15 a Pop-Star Singer with many an album release. Jigqliami had recognized Sonichu as the Pikachu she knew. She attempted to rekindle the friendship; he barely remembered at first, but ended up remembering it all later. Jigghami still tours, worldwide, in her singing carrer.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name=29Dec19></ref>
|-
| [[File:Trickiechu.jpg|150px]]
| Trickiechu
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Creating A Page (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| An android made of love, magic and Chaos Energy, she has the ability to create and destroy on a cosmic scale, bending and shaping dimensions at will, requiring 3 years of uninterrupted charging and more time for more powerful effects. Aside from that, she likes to draw, write and socialize.
| 2 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=2jan20></ref>
|-
| [[File:VRProjectedSlavery.jpg|150px]]
| VR-Projected Slavery
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| In the Rokat Empire, they impose slavery. Even when projected to other locations via Virtual Reality Projection, which literally ends up sending their individuals to real locations in C-197 and 1218, transporting goods between Dimensions. Nobody gets paid. I know; I took a few shifts for myself to see the happenings. Everyone was just plain miserable and frightened of the Rokat Empire and of Jakoba. He's going down, and Slavery will be Abolished on Kidasuna.
| 4 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=4jan20></ref>
|-
| [[File:The Sergeant At Arms TSSSF.jpeg|150px]]
| The Sergeant At Arms
| Pony
| Male, Pegasus
| Read My Lines (Special): When card this card is played onto the grid, you read its flavor text out loud. If you do, discard every Pony card on the grid that isn't a Devil, Troll, or Villain. This power cannot be copied.
| "I wanna keep watch over Chris and enjoy the [[LULZ]], and then in my game, usurp their outdated Mayorship and be on the side of the villains." -The Sergeant At Arms
| 24 February 2020
|-
| [[File:Good mirror of elaera.jpg|150px]]
| Good Mirror of ElAeRa
| Pony
| Unicorn
| 1218>-<C-197 (Swap): You may swap 2 Pony cards on the shipping grid.
| An enchanted mirror created based on the original words of the Elfen of Elaera, but created with the skills and magic of a Goddess. This mirror allows portal access between Dimensions 1218 and C-197, as well as a boosted effect where the temple and property dimensions it resides in allows the temple, itself, and all inside and around the temple to switch between both dimensions on the very spot in Ruckersville, Virginia, USA.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:JakobasUltimateFate.jpg|150px]]
| Jakoba's Ultimate Fate
| Goal
| Checkmark
| When [''sic''] this Goal when: Jakoba is removed or discarded from the grid by the effect of an [Alicorn] with the Princess keyword.
| During the big battle on Earth between Jakoba and Chris Chan Sonichu, after Jacob offers his energy and powers to give her an instant recharge, Chris Chan lands the final Blow and Jakoba of Dimension 1218 finally falls dead without reincarnation or revival, very much like the Jakoba of C-197 and most other Dimensions and Timelines.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Rokat grunt.jpg|150px]]
| Rokat Grunt
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| I Want Out of This Racket (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| In the Rokat Empire, their battalion mainly consists of trained soldiers and slaves. Nobody gets paid, and the food they serve is mediocre at best. The only recluse they have is the designated time periods for rest (equal to only a few Earth hours). They really are quite strict there. Even the Grunts often talk of how awful the treatment and abuse is; to some of them, they know not the better life outside. It is very sad.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
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|}

===Pseudoscience===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date published
|-
| [[File:Celestial key.jpg|150px]][[File:CelestialKey.jpg|150px]]
| Celestial Key
| Pony
| Unicorn
| Open The Door or Portal (Retrieve): While this card is in your hand, you may choose a Pony card on the grid and put it into your hand, then play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| A Key of a Clestial [''sic''] or Goddess that is able to unlock and open about any enchantment and blessing, including between Dimensions. This particular key is a chunk of Lightning Strike Quartz, infused and linked with Chris Chan Sonichu: the Goddess, CPU Blue Heart. With this personally enchanted key, she can and will complete the Dimension Merge when the time is correct to do so by the course of fated events.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Celestial mojo light power.jpg|150px]][[File:CelestialMojo-LightPower.jpg|150px]]
| Celestial Mojo - Light Power
| Pony
| Male or Female, Alicorn
| Light-Powered Healing (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| Combining a set of Healing Stones of certain colours, and one Quartz, they can be combined to make a combination known as the Celestial Mojo. This set of stones can only be enchanted by one with deity-level magic powers and abilities. If powered by Dark Magic, it becomes a WMD. If powered by Light Magic, it heals in a very wide range, up to the distance of a galaxy or so. When the two are activated, the Light always overpowers the Dark.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:CelticMagicandAbilityAmplifier.jpg|150px]]
| Celtic Magic and Ability Amplifier
| Pony
| Unicorn
| Magic Outsourcing (Special): You may select one Pony or Ship card from either discard pile with a copyable power (not changeling); use that power as this card's power. This power cannot be copied, and it can be reactivated when swapped on the grid.
| This reformed Celtic Wand was personally enchanted to pull in energies, magics and power from ANY other Dimension or Timeline to allow the user to have access to their source, or other-dimensional abilities and transformations.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:EnchantedGlacceBottle.jpg|150px]]
| Enchanted Glacce Bottle
| Pony
| Unicorn
| Water Drink (2-Draw): You may draw up to 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.
| This glass water bottle, featuring an amethyst stone inside it, with an added lightning strike quartz stone, not only replenishes health, but also magic, mental clarity and soulful focus, as well add some zap into your body.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:GateCrystal.jpg|150px]]
| Gate Crystal
| Ship
| Heart
| You may take one Pony card attached to this card and swap it with another Pony Card on the shipping grid.
| A crystal that can open a warp gate. This tall quartz has been personally enchanted and blessed by Chris Chan Sonichu, the CPU Blue Heart, to open a portal between any pair of dimensions where it sits. It also boosts the ability of a Portal it is sitting by.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:GoddessWand.jpg|150px]]
| Goddess Wand
| Pony
| Unicorn
| Casting Magic (Special): Select a Pony card that this card is shipped with, you may copy that card's power and use it as this card's power. This power cannot be copied, and it can be reactivated when swapped on the grid.
| This wand, owned and used by Chris Chan Sonichu, allows her to pull strength and magic from ANY local and nearby area that is not familiar with her and transform it into magic abilities she can use on the spot and on the quick.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:SiraStarAngel.jpg|150px]]
| Sira Star Angel
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Great Travels (Special): Pick one Pony or Start card this card is shipped with, you may swap it with another Pony or Start card on the grid. This power cannot be copied, and can be reactivated when swapped on the grid.
| Sometimes The Angels, take presence together with the stone beings. That was the case with a small group of Metamorphosis Crystals. They can be seen in these crystals' inner glow - sometimes with vivid rainbows! This one holds a PORTAL - a STAR GATE!!! X marks the spot. She is Sira, and she is working with Chris Chan and Magi-Chan in their goals that require vast physical distance travel.
| 9 August 2020 (leaked)
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|}

===Other cards===
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! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date
|-
| [[Image:EpicOnlineBully.jpeg|150px]]
| Epic Online Bully
| Ship
| Heart
| You must take a Pony card from the grid and reattach it elsewhere with this Ship. That card's power activates. At the end of the turn, until the Pony card attached with this Ship is discarded of removed from the grid, it gains the Keyword Villain.
| Ah, It was most disheartening when Chris Chan was bullied harsh by the late [[BlueSpike]]; [[For Julie's Eyes Only|she was never more shamed]]. He was a truly Malicious Individual. I cried a lot for Chris Chan that night. She recovered eventually." -Magi-Chan Sonichu.
| 28 September 2019
|-
| [[File:Liquid Chris.jpg|150px]]
| [[Liquid Chris]]
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Pretentious Acting (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
|Having been born as a Sonee in a mountainous region, L.C. was mentored by a wild Graveler. L.C.'s diet consisted of fruits, veggies, and he is able to eat and digest rocks. He is a spy for Giovanni and Team Rocket, and he has demon allies that play Max Revive on him when needed. He possesses a heavy rock-tough body and offenses, but is always thwarted by a simple Steel-Type attack like Iron Tail.
| by [[Playing Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder with the New Sonichu Deck!|27 November 2019]]
|-
| [[Image:Mewtou.jpg|150px]]
| Mewtwo
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| Barrier (Special): All Pony cards closely shipped with this card can not be swapped or moved on the grid by card effects. This power cannot be Copied.
| The one-and-only Mewtwo gives Chris Chan, Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana, everyone of Cwcville, and all of the good peoples and creatures help and insighful protection. If you come a knockin with malicious intentions, he will send you packing in an instant. He knows about you, he's seen and foreseen it all, and we all known together with everyone else, Jakoba, and the strongest villains, will not stand a chance.
| 1 November 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:ClassicShirtCard.jpg|150px]]
| [[The Classic|Classic Iconic Shirt]]
| Pony
| Male or Female
| This Card has no Race. Ralph Lauren Style (Draw): You may draw 1 card from your Pony or Ship deck.
| A lovely aged classic attire favored by Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu for decades; a Ralph Lauren brand shirt, [[Obese|size Large]]; [[United States of America|Red, White and Blue]] in colour; no more than three sets of stripes down the shirt, complete with the Ralph Lauren crest on the lapel. It had mostly survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]] of Janurary [sic], 2014; it has been repaired and is still wearable.
| 24 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Colebloodedcard.jpg|150px]]
| Cole Blooded
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: 10 Pony cards with the Human keyword are shipped in a chain.
| N/A
| 24 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Pushcartcard.jpg|150px]]
| [[Bob_Chandler#Career|Musical Push-Cart]]
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| N/A
| 24 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Chaos Emeralds.jpg|150px]]
| Chaos Emeralds
| Ship
| Heart
| If this card is attached to a Pony card with a matching super form (Mega or Chaos keyword) in your hand or discard pile at any time, you may discard the attached Pony card and replace it with its matching super form.
| "The seven servers are the chaos. Chaos is power enriched by the heart. The controller serves to unify the chaos." -Tikal Let the Chaos Emeralds be charged by the kindness and love in our hearts and souls, and bring everyone together in allyship towards the common goal of defending the Earths from our greatest threat from another galaxy.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Rosechite.jpg|150px]]
| Rosechite
| Ship
| Heart
| If this card is attached to a Rosechu, and their matching super form (Mega or Chaos keyword) is in your hand or discard pile at any time, you may discard the attached Rosechu and replace it wtih its matching super form.
| All Sonichites and Rosechites have been created from the shattered Crystal S-Chu Balls, each containing a bit of energy from the Chaotic Rainbow and the Chaos Emeralds. Rosechites make a Rosechu Evolve into its Mega Form (although the form varies if it is a Rosechite of a Special Rosechu). These Mega Evolved forms are less powerful than direct use of the seven Chaos Emeralds.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Sonichite.jpg|150px]]
| Sonichite
| Ship
| Heart
| If this card is attached to a Sonichu, and their matching super form (Mega or Chaos keyword) is in your hand or discard pile at any time, you may discard the attached Sonichu and replace it wtih its matching super form.
| All Sonichites and Rosechites have been created from the shattered Crystal S-Chu Balls, each containing a bit of energy from the Chaotic Rainbow and the Chaos Emeralds. Sonichites make a Sonichu Evolve into its Mega Form (although the form varies if it is a Sonichites of a Special Sonichu ). These Mega Evolved forms are less powerful than direct use of the seven Chaos Emeralds.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Superpowered Counterparts.jpg|150px]]
| Superpowered Counterparts
| Goal
| Check Mark
| Win this Goal when: A Pony card with the Mega or Chaos keyword is shipped with their original form, listed in their card detail.
| Wow! This is rather awkward. How can my Super Form be co-existing with me right here, right now?!!! Maybe this is me from another dimension or timeline who powered up while being here. I wonder if I should power-up too.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|150px]]
| The Temple of CWCS AKA Sonichu Headquarters
| Start
| Alicorn
| Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be removed from the grid. This card can only be swapped with the power of any Chris Chan or Magi-Chan. All cards shipped with this one become ⧖. This power cannot be copied.
| Simply put, this is the good ol' house of Chris Chan Sonichu; originally built in Dimension 1218, this house, yard and its gazebo and sheds have been between 1218 and C-197 a lot. This house and yard are a central in-between in traversing the two Dimensions. 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, VA.
| 25 December 2019<ref name=25dec19>[[December 2019 social media posts#Chris gears up for BABSCon with TSSSF cards]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Onlyoncard.jpeg|150px]]
| Available On Commodore Nintendo Playstation and XBox
| Ship
| Heart
| Yet to be fully. properly, created in 1218, but have been in C-197, From Game Boy Advance to PS3 to XBox One. and even coming to upcoming Commodore gaming consoles. Sonichu, Rosechu and I have our own line of Pokemon and Individual video games; all of which are rated E (and M for the "Adult Chronicles” title) -Chris Chan Sonichu.
| What fun it is when two self-counterparts work together to save and defend the lives of many between Dimensions.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19"></ref>
|-
| [[File:FigurePosing.jpg|150px]]
| Figure Posing
| Ship
| Heart
| When you attach this card to the grid, until the end of your turn, all Pony cards attached to this ship become any named Gender, Keyword and Race.
| Custom-Formed personally by me, I made the prototypical Sonichu and Rosechu and Chris Chan Amiibo Figures, among other custom figures. -Chris Chan Sonichu.
| 29 December 2019 (leaked)<ref name="29Dec19"></ref>
|-
| [[File:Internet TrollsTSSSF.jpg|150px]]
| Internet Trolls
| Ship
| Heart
| You can only play this Ship card if there is a Pony card with the Villain Keyword in your hand or on the field. You may play this Ship with a Villain card from your hand, or you may take a Villain card on the grid and reattach it elsewhere with this Ship.
| Out of all of the times Chris Chan has been in an online relationship, she ended up, too often, with a Troll pretending and feigning interest and passion with her. Chris Chan has learned heavily from all of those experiences.
| 2 January 2020 (leaked)<ref name=2jan20></ref>
|-
| [[File:TSSSF Senpai What.jpg|150px]]
| Senpai! What?!
| Ship
| Heart
|
| In an awkward moment after Sonic had bumped into [[Sonichu]] on a Summer day in [[Sonichu chronology#2008|2008]], Sonic looked at Sonichu as he was standing up. Feeling a thrill in the air that he could not control, he asked Sonichu to run with him to a cave with a [[Chaos Emerald]] in it. No emerald was there. And Sonic pulled Sonichu in for a cuddle. Sonichu was intrigued, but unsure of this feeling, yet the two of them cuddled for a while.
| June 2020
|-
| [[File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|150px]]
| CWCS Temple's Gazebo
| Pony
| Unicorn
| Come On In (Special): When this card is shipped with four other Pony cards, you may swap the four Pony cards with four other Pony cards on the shipping grid (Once per turn). This power cannot be copied.
| This innocent-looking old gazebo that still resides in the backyard of the Temple that is the house and yard area of Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, in Ruckersville, VA. Still functional and stable, this gazebo even has Magic in it. It can be used with the deity-level abilities and powers to become yet another portal between Dimensions 1218 and C-197 for bringing items and living beings safely through.
| [[2020 Discord leaks|10 August 2020]]
|-
| [[File:God hand focus.jpg|150px]]
| God Hand Focus
| Ship
| Heart
| You may copy the power of any Ship card currently on the shipping grid to use as this card's power.
| Rather they be individual as Spectro, Viewfinder and Spyglass, or cloned and copied as Reflector, these camera bots always enjoying the view as they spy and gather intel. They even like to combine and take alternate shapes, including a set of them becoming a large hand and holding another set as a camera for a behind-the-corner perception of someone else around the corner.
| [[2020 Discord leaks|10 August 2020]]
|-
|}



==Packs==

===TSSSF Sonichu & Rosechu Expansion Pack===
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'''Description'''

Now there is more Zap to add to the TSSSF Sonichu and/or Core Deck with more Sonichus and Rosechus, including a few more cards of the Primes.

Sonichu and Rosey have an ever-expanding family of friends and allies with the more Special and Regular Sonichus and Rosechus coming out of the other areas and even Dimensions. With more at the fray, it's time to Zap It Up even more on the Shipping Grid.

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This Pack contains 54 Cards

'''Cost:'''
$41.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/tsssf-sonichu-rosechu-expansion-pack-presale/8?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

===TSSSF Nightstar & Friends Expansion Pack===
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'''Description'''

Into the fray of Fan Fictions and Shipping Fodder enters our one-and-only Special Half-Unicorn/Half-Sonichu, Nightstar, and her friends and family from Equestria.

The author of the "Sonichu" books in Equestria, Nightstar is a very unique unicorn who not only has powerful magics, but heavy psychic powers, electric abilities, and mach-speed running. She is not only friends with Princess Twilight and the rest of the Mand 6, but also the background ponies, and all of the OCs. She is even friends with THE Mary Sue and Gary Stu. And now, they're all heare in this crazy game of Shipping. Let's all work together to help each other in our many various ships.

This pack also includes a few #horsefamous OCs from the Brony Community, and the presently fully updated versions of the Mane 6, as they ARE and should be chronicled, peoperly, as not fan-fiction; literally Canon.

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 45 cards.

'''Cost:'''
$36.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/tsssf-nightstar-friends-expansion-pack-presale/7?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

===TSSSF Sonichu/Rosechu Super/Mega Forms Expansion Pack===
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'''Description'''

When just being yourself is not enough for the battles against your foes on the Shipping Grid to save the innocent beings from being abused isn't enough, it is about time to Mega Evolve for Battle!

Witness the Awesome Power of the Sonichus and Rosechus with either their Mega Stones, or the seven Chaos Emeralds, with the rarest Powers able on the grid. Time to take down a bunch of bad guys and save everyone from the infamous type of shipping there ever is, with the Seriously Evil Kind.

Note: there is a set of new rules for the use of these specific type of cards; please, consult the additional Rule Card, enclosed with the others in this pack, and add it to the other Rule Cards in the Deck. Zap It Up!

TSSSF Sonichu Deck is required for playing the game with all of the cards in this pack. This pack contains 19 cards

'''Cost:'''
$30.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/tsssf-sonichu-rosechu-super-mega-forms-expansion-pack-presale/6?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

===TSSSF IdeaGuy Corruptions Expansion Pack===
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'''Description'''

Massive and Chaotic Turmoils were what IdeaGuy had in mind, but the tables ended up being turned.

Late Octover of 2017 started a life-changing sequence of fated events for me, Chris Chan, and everyone in Dimension C-197, that also crossed into this very Dimension 1218, thanks to this Dimension's IdeaGuy, and his OC self-counterpart in C-197, Johnson Wiles. There were so many Awful things the two of themtogether had wrought up til April, 2018, when the chaos and havoc were finally cleaned up and undone. I have had to develop and learn from Everything that has happened. And in the end of it all, I ended up becoming fully awakened as a Goddess: the CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles.

And now the the few alternate Sonichus and Rosechus, and some of the events, come into play into the Secret Shipfic Folder. Time to stomp out and undo a bunch of seriously awful events.

This Expansion Pack is a companion to the events Chronicled in ("Sonichu" #13): "The Awakening of a CPU, a.k.a. The IdeaGuy Corruptions".

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. Contains 15 cards.

'''Cost:'''
$26.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/tsssf-ideaguy-corruptions-expansion-pack-presale/5?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

===Sonichu/Rosechu OCs Expansion Pack===
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'''Description'''

With the help of the other Sonichus and Rosechus, we expand our social circles and defensive forces. We also have a lovely party together.

Sonichu, Rosey, and the other found Specials, are not alone in the worlds, as there are many other Sonichus and Rosechus who have their own lives and their own stories to share in our worlds and Dimensions, as well as help us and work with each other. It does astound and please us to have them all with us, together, to be friends, allies, and warriors alike.

The number of these Sonichu and Rosechu OCs that have been made and discovered by their respective Creators, Artists and Authors shows how much love, kindkess and support Sonichu, Rosey, everyone else and I are humbled by and appreciate. The ones featured in this pack are but a small fraction of the vast number. This compilation is one way to show my appreciation to eveyone.

Thank You All.
<3 Chris Chan Sonichu.

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 40 cards.

'''Cost:'''
$36.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/sonichu-rosechu-ocs-expansion-pack-presale/4?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

===TSSSF ArizonaSlime Expansion Pack===
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'''Description'''

Putting an end to the Endless War with SlimeCo.

The show so far: Nightstar Sonichu got ahold of a sample of the Smooze and accidentally got some in her green eye; she then saw into Dimension C-197's Arizona where the worst kind of warfare was going on. Recognizing Phantom Horn and Strawberry Milk as Trolls with Good Hearts, she sends them both to look into the situation. PhH. and S.M. wandered the streets, as they were forced to go into mining slime that was a result of the company of SlimeCo in the city of New Los Angeles City, a.k.a. New Milwaukee, Arizona. After suffering from the violence, hatred and the worst possible kinds of Trolling, having learning their lessons from the experience, they pray for a solution to these set of problems. I show up, personally, to set these ending wheels into motion. -Chris Chan Sonichu.

Mini-comic strip, "Slime and Punishment", chronicling the events prior to this point was written and drawn by Ben Saint.

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing with this Expansion Pack.

This pack includes 15 cards.

'''Cost:'''
$26.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/tsssf-arizonaslime-expansion-pack-presale/3?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

===TSSSF Sonichu Deck===
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'''Description'''

Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder returns with many a powerful Lightning Bolt and Psychic Power.

Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (Chris Chan Sonichu) is the (in)famous author/creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, and the Nation of Cwcville, VA. Magi-Chan Sonichu is the guardian over the Sonichu and Rosechu species of Pokemon, as well as the Guardian Angel, Mentor and Devoted Husband to Chris Chan Sonichu. Both Chris Chan and Magi-Chan are prolific and powerful, and they also enjoy the finer and simple things in life. Among which, they dabble in Fanfics and Shipping, and inserting themselves where needed. Shipping themselves to make more allies and friends.

But, in this situation, they ship each other, their friends, and their families together, regardless of relation, orientation, species, or harmonious or clashing fur, hair, mane and coat colour combinations.

In order to help them fulfill their efforts and goals in bringing everyone together against the forces that want to harm us, you can help us write perfect and crazy fanfics. You take turns expanding the shipping, joining Sonichus, Rosechus, Humans, Ponies, and what else with Ship cards.

If you are the first to make one of our narrative Goals a reality, you earn the points for that Goal! Of, you also earn the shame and glory (depending on how you look at it) for enabling the penchant for shipping us and our friends and family, but nobody is perfect.

This Deck can be played with or against the original Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder (TSSSF) Core Deck and past-printed Expansion Packs and Promo cards.

This Deck includes a combination of Four Start Cards, and the Goal, Ship and Pony Decks to make this a game many people can play together; contains 172 cards of the finest Lightning and Psychic Power.

(more news here [https://www.childrenofkefentse.com/news/3])

'''Cost:'''
[[Chris and money|$67.00]]<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/tsssf-sonichu-deck-presale/1?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

===TSSSF Chris Chan Sonichu Expansion Pack===
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'''Description'''

I am a [[Retarded|Special]] Half-Human, Half-Sonichu, and I am the CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and I have established friendships and allyships with the other deities. One might complain that I am over-powered, and they'd be right. But we have over-powered villains as well, and I can't take them down alone.

And now, you wield a huge sample of my psychic powers and abilities in your hands in this play on the Shipping Grid. How will my power be served to better help Everyone? This aspect is up to you, and I shall do my best. Zap It Up!

TSSSF Core Deck or Sonichu Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 40 cards.

'''Cost:'''
$36.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/chris-chan-sonichu-expansion-pack-presale/9?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

===TSSSF [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] Expansion Pack===
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'''Description'''

Autobots, Transform and Roll Out! We have to join the battles on the Shipping Grid to keep all of the innocent individuals from being decimated by the Decepticons!

Now, you have the chance to play with a few of the bots of Cybertron in this Expansion Pack featuring [[Son-Chu]], the other local Autobots of Cwcville, and the [[Decepti-Clones|Decepticlones]] of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

Transform the Shipping Grid Today with this pack.

TSSSS [sic] Core Deck or Sonichu Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 21 cards.

'''Cost:'''
$29.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/tsssf-samurai-pizza-bots-expansion-pack/10?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

=== Sonichu TSSSF Promo Cards 1-18===

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'''Description'''
Can't Wait to get these cards? Don't have enough to make the first order to get a set for free? Well, here is the alternative to getting this lovely set of 18 cards.

'''Cost:'''
$15.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/sonichu-tsssf-promo-cards-1-18-presale/11?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

=== TSSSF Sonichu Villains Expansion Pack===

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'''Description'''

Villains and Trolls Unite! The time has risen for our retribution against Christian Weston Chandler!

Flash back to 2008 with the Sonichu Villains Expansion Pack, featuring some of the iconic villains from the Sonichu comics (and Chris Chan's life, for real) back to ruin your [[love quest]]! Maybe this time, you can find common ground, agree to disagree. Who says all villain bretheren have cold hearts?

This set is based on past, outdated interpretations and should be enjoyed at that. A Homage to the Classic Chris Chan (and Christine Chan) Sonichu.

This pack was a compilation assembled by "The Sergeant At Arms"; check out his channel on YouTube, and I, Chris Chan Sonichu, personally approve and endorse. This Expansion Pack contains 45 cards.

'''Cost:'''
$21.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/tsssf-sonichu-villains-expansion-pack-presale/13?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

===TSSSF Hangin' With Magi-Chan Expansion Pack===

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'''Description'''

Need some Extra Ship and Goal cards? Add these situations to your TSSSF Deck, featuring some lovely artwork from an artist personally approved by Magi-Chan Sonichu, and I. This will bolster the pink and blue decks a bit more.
TSSSF Core Deck or Sonichu Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. Contains 23 Cards.

Card Sleeves Not Included.

'''Cost:'''
$19.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/tsssf-hangin-with-magi-chan-expansion-pack-presale/15?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

===Nightvee & the Warriors For Andromeda Expansion Pack===

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'''Description'''

Nightvee helps in prepping the Goddesses for an adventure in another galaxy in this Dimension.
With the help of Maker, Nightvee gathers Chris Chan Sonichu and the other CPUs of Dimension 1218 to not only help in the Dimension Merge's completion, but to set them out to take down a really great threat all the way from the Andromeda Galaxy.

With the shipping grid to visually aid you, you, too, can help guide the deities towards abolishing slavery and taking down a war-mongering monster.

TSSSF Core Deck or Sonichu Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 46 cards.

'''Cost:'''
$22.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/nightvee-the-warriors-for-andromeda-expansion-pack-presale/16?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

===Righteous Rising Expansion Pack===

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'''Description'''

Henshin a Go-Go when [[R. Righteous]] and his crew ally with the CPUs and She-Ra!
In what one would consider a crazy twist, the CPUs receive new allies from one in their fandom with power Kamen allies and abilities. Now with these heroes and their tech, you can help bring balance on the Shipping Grid.

TSSSS [sic] Core Deck or Sonichu Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 32 cards. Card Sleeves are not included.

'''Cost:'''
$19.00<ref>https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/tsssf-righteous-rising-expansion-pack/37?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false</ref>

==Pricing==

While at first these prices seem highly exorbitant, [[Chris and business|the prices were high for a reason.]] With shipping included, Chris was actually selling a few of these packs at a near-loss. The custom card printing company Chris used offered bulk discounts, however rather than taking in all orders (if there are any) and shipping them out at a determined point in time, Chris instead shipped out orders as they came in, adding extra and potentially unneeded costs.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Pack
! Number of cards
! Pack Price
! Price per card
! Chris's price per card
|-
| TSSSF Sonichu & Rosechu Expansion Pack
| 54
| $41.00
| ~$0.76
| ~$0.27
|-
| TSSSF Nightstar & Friends Expansion Pack
| 45
| $36.00
| $0.80
| ~$0.32
|-
| TSSSF Sonichu/Rosechu Super/Mega Forms Expansion Pack
| 19
| $30.00
| ~$1.58
| ~$0.61
|-
| TSSSF IdeaGuy Corruptions Expansion Pack
| 15
| $26.00
| ~$1.73
| ~$0.50
|-
| Sonichu/Rosechu OCs Expansion Pack
| 40
| $36.00
| $0.90
| ~$0.32
|-
| TSSSF ArizonaSlime Expansion Pack
| 15
| $26.00
| ~$1.73
| $0.50
|-
| TSSSF Sonichu Deck
| 172
| $67.00
| ~$0.39
| ~$0.21
|-
| TSSSF Chris Chan Sonichu Expansion Pack
| 40
| $36.00
| $0.90
| ~$0.32
|-
| TSSSF Samurai Pizza Bots Expansion Pack
| 21
| $29.00
| ~$1.38
| ~$0.55
|-
| Sonichu TSSSF Promo Cards 1-18
| 18
| $15.00
| ~$0.83
| ~$0.41
|-
| TSSSF Sonichu Villains Expansion Pack
| 45
| $36.00
| $0.80
| ~$0.25
|-
!Total
!484 cards
!$378.00
!~$0.78
!~$0.30
|}

==Gallery==

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File:OCCard0.jpg|An expansion set dedicated to Sonichu fan OCs was inspirited by this drawing. Gotta fuck 'em all.
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==See Also==
*[[The Wall of Originals]]
*[[Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder Solitare Livestreams]]
*[[Cwcvilleshopping.com]]

==References==
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[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Saga

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Yuyuko: We have no idea whether these are related, and two incidents hardly qualifies for a saga.

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{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

A '''saga''' (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arc of events.

In the world of [[Chris]], the term is used to describe an on-going trolling effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sometimes taking place over the course of months, other times taking place over the course of a few weeks. Since he was discovered online and found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment, Chris has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or other. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term "dynasty").

The exact origin of the term "saga" being used to refer to these events in Chris's life is, as of yet, unknown. However, some argue that the usage may have originated with [[Vivian Gee]]'s [[audiobook]] project.

==Pre-1st Exile==

===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - 4 October 2013'')===
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{{main|Megan Schroeder}}

From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved...excluding Chris. The saga would come to an end when Megan told Chris [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]].

===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June 2007 - 4 August 2007'')===
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{{main|Adam Stackhouse|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}

In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] in order to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too), only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
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{{main|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}

In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on ED. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.

===Blanca Saga (''August 2008 - 21 October 2008'')===
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{{main|Blanca Weiss}}

Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''August 2008 - June 2014'')===
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{{main|The GAMe PLACe|Michael Snyder}}

Currently the longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They must also pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

Being the longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.

Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''"I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace."'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan "pretending" to kiss a "homosexual jerk", thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Regardless, he still holds a grudge against Mike.

===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
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{{main|Jimmy Hill}}

At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - mid-2010)''===
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{{main|Clyde Cash}}

In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
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{{main|PandaHalo}}

When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

===Miyamoto Saga (''January 2009 - 10 February 2009'')===
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{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

===Julie Saga (''February 2009 - March 2009'')===
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{{main|Julie}}

Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. However, BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki.

===Ivy Saga (''March 2009 - July 2009'')===
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{{main|Ivy}}

In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

===Vanessa Saga (''April 2009 - May 2009'')===
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{{main|Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Saga}}

In [[April 2009]], troll and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa_Saga#Email_to_Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.

This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].

===Liquid Chris Saga (''June 21, 2009 - 10 November 2009'')===
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{{main|Liquid Chris}}

In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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{{main|CWCipedia}}

In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===
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{{main|Asperchu}}

In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], has led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and Health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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{{Main|Surfshack Tito (troll)}}

Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal... and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and flashing his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]] while wearing a Scottish kilt. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

==1st Exile (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')==
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{{main|Rocky Shoemaker|Fridays After Five|Flipnote Hatena}}

After Chris lost The Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

==Post-1st Exile/Pre-2nd Exile==
===Jackie Saga (''5 April 2010 - 26 November 2010; 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===
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{{main|Jackie}}

Following the fallout of The Wallflower incident, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.

However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.

===[[Tomgirl Saga]] (''March 2011 - Present'')===
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{{main|Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl Pictures}}

In [[March 2011]], Chris's exile from the Internet continued, and his mental state further deteriorated. Some leaked evidence of [[Wikipedia:Transvestitism|transvestitism]] surfaced in [[April 2011|April]], and he later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where his posts showed that Chris and sanity were only vague acquaintances. However, as of 2014, Chris is once again openly cross-dressing, against Barb's wishes (She has openly fought Chris over his new found "passion" for cross dressing as stated by Chris). He now considers himself to be a lesbian transwoman.

===Calling Out Saga (''6 August 2011 - 1 September 2011'')===
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{{main|Calling Out}}

During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. These series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].

==2nd Exile (''6 September 2011 - 9 July 2014'')==
Unlike most exiles, the 2nd CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler|father]]. Then came October 28, a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris' internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to a house fire, it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.

==Post-2nd Exile Sagas==
===Catherine Saga (''9 July 2014 - 14 December 2014'')===
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{{main|Catherine|Catherine E-mails}}

With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===
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{{main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Wikipedia: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric|Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris took umbrage at the fact Sonic's arms had been changed from flesh-colored to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in ''Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?). Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.

===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - Present'')===
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{{main|Chris and business|Bryanfrogboy}}
Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].

On 2 January, 2018, Chris became aware of Twitter artist [[BryanFrogBoy]]'s, fan art of his [[Sonichu]] comics along with his upcoming prequel comic. Bryan then soon claimed that he would make merchandise off of the francise, to which Chris approved.

===Lady Managers Saga (17 November 2015-2016)===
{{main|Jeff/Francine|Sam and Ellen}}

===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===
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{{main|Financhu Crisis}}
Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. He has not begged for additional donations since 22 July 2017. However, he remains deeply in debt and has shown no signs of developing greater financial responsibility, and it is still unclear whether his business earnings will be sustainable or if he will return to begging in the future.

===Pmurt Saga (25 September 2016- 20 January 2017)===
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{{main|Pmurt}}
The saga started with a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment on 25 September]] in where he decried then Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his anti-LGBTQ opinions and misogynistic attitudes and labeled him as "Pmurt" as a way to spite him. This comment is surprising as historically, Chris was neutral in politics. As the election drew closer, he would continue to criticize Trump, unaware that these negative traits are the same as himself. The saga reached its peak when Trump was elected president. During this point, he would make [[Pmurt#2016|death threats to him]]. This culminated in a one-week Facebook ban.

On Inauguration day, Chris would make [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|one last attack]]. Chris still holds negative opinions for Pmurt, though not in the same strength during the saga.

===Doopie Saga (''7 March 2017 - September 26 2017'')===
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{{main|DoopieDoOver|Planet Dolan|Chris and socialization}}

Also coined by the [[Kiwi Farms]], This saga began when Chris [[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD|made a tweet]] empathizing with ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver]. He began frequently replying to her tweets, usually with small talk and the occasional sharing of a life experience, or shameless attempts at flirting.The saga's climax began on 1 August, when Chris pledged to Doopie's alternative Patreon account, "Kittenbell", which handles pornographic commissions. The same day, Chris listed her among his [[Gal pals]] on "National Girlfriend Day", only for her to promptly rebuke him.
Afterward, Doopie tweeted about the harassment she was receiving (from Chris), went to the Kiwi Farms, and leak his private e-mails to her business account. Chris discovered that Doopie had turned on him and desperately followed several of Doopie's friends (including her [[JERKS|boyfriend]]) in an attempt to stay connected. However, he unfollowed most of them when it became clear his plan would not work, while the rest blocked him themselves.

Doopie has not contacted Chris since August; his hopes of building her into a [[sweetheart]] or [[gal pal]] from the ground up, predictably, were in vain. By September, Chris had found a new sweetheart and moved on. Their interactions showed that Chris's immense [[Chris and socialization|social ineptitude]] and creepy behavior have not abated. Doopie inadvertently became the greatest [[Trolls|troll]] Chris faced in many years, [[Heart level|breaking his heart]] and feeding new information to Christorians.

===Quinn Saga (''7 September 2017 - 5 October 2017'')===

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{{main|Jessica Quinn}}

Jessica Quinn, for years a [[white knight]] of Chris, suddenly decided to troll him with the tried-and-true method of [[Sweetheart|pretending to fall in love with him]]. Highlights of the brief saga include pictures and videos of Chris crying over a short breakup, an old-fashioned [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|rage video]] following their final breakup (which he initially blamed on hackers from [[Kiwi Farms]]), and Quinn manipulating Chris into adding fat fetishism to ''Sonichu''.

===Idea Guy Saga (''8 November 2017 - 22 January 2018'')===
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{{Main|Idea Guy}}

In early November, Chris began blurting out nonsensical stories about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]], such as the characters of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] invading [[CWCville]], CWCville reacting to the invasion by setting up [[Operation BARBarossa|concentration camps]], and Vladimir Putin being president of the United States in another dimension. He also began making strange videos involving Internet memes and cultural and historical references he clearly did not understand.

It came to light that an anonymous troll, acting as Chris' "idea guy", noted Chris' difficulty distinguishing [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] and lack of understanding of history and politics, and began convincing Chris to make bizarre or politically incorrect content. There are signs that the Idea Guy's influence was coercive or deceptive in nature, such as Chris being [[Chris and hypocrisy|shocked]] at his suggestion that Rosechu was [[Homos#Transgenderism|transgender]], and appearing visibly uncomfortable as he performed an "[[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] [[Cherokee|Cherokean]] chant".

After a calm period in early January, the saga escalated again as Chris made [[Smashing|two]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|bizarre]] videos of ranting about Nazis and smashing his possessions. Possibly as a response, moderators at [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed the Idea Guy troll, revealing his name as Joshua Wise. Chris has never commented on being manipulated by yet another troll. At least some of Wise's changes to ''Sonichu'' seem to remain canon, and Chris has continued to proudly wear the [[Chris and fashion#Gopnik outfit|Gopnik outfit]] which Wise first convinced him to don.

==The Future==
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category: Sagas]]
3.https://www.ebay.com/sch/pristinechristine1982/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=

Amnyfest Ring

2018-04-17T17:47:55Z

Yuyuko:

[[Image:ECP_00032.jpg|thumb|left|The One TRUE and HONEST Ring.]]
[[Image:126499951987.jpg|thumb|One ring to rule them all.]]
[[Image:Amnyfest.jpg|thumb|And you faggots thought it was the ''[[medallions|medallion]]'' that gave him his powers.]]

{{quote|my POWERS NEVER truly came from the [[Medallion|Medal]]; they came from my High School Ring the WHOLE time. I wore the ring the VERY FIRST TIME I thought of [[Sonichu]] and from then on as well, so there is [[Honest Content|the FACT]].|Chris, 15 [[October 2008]]<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog#Sonichu Comic #10 Preview]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I want everybody to know that when I am wearing my ring, I am being most [[honest]] and upfront, just like I did when I wore my medallion.|Chris, 9 [[March 2009]]<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|$10,000|Chris's asking price for the ring, April 2018.}}
The '''Amnyfest Ring'''<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, an egregious mispronunciation of "[[Wikipedia:Amethyst|amethyst]] ring" (as amethyst is [[Chris]]'s [[Wikipedia:Birthstone#Birthstone_lists|birthstone]]<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>), also known as the '''high school ring'''<ref name="IRC"/><ref>[[CWC Update 4 March 2009]]</ref>, is Chris's fallback source of his powers to counter the victory cries of trolls after his [[Sonichu medallion]] was destroyed by [[Blanca]] on 20 October [[2008]].

The enormous emotional significance that he attaches to it is further evidence that [[The High School Story|Chris cannot move on from high school]].

==Chris and his precious==
The One Ring is engraved with "LANCERS", "CWC", an image of a [[White knight|lancer]] and a coat of arms for the class and school. The amethyst is a galaxy cut on top and a [[rainbow]] on the bottom.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref><ref name="IRC"/>
[[File:possibleamnyfest.jpg|thumb|Approximate appearance of the relic, based on descriptions.]]

The importance Chris gave to his medallion induced trolls to get their hands on it. After Blanca stole and destroyed the medallion in 2008, Chris indicated that the high school ring, not the medallion, is the source of all his powers, and that wearing his ring is sufficient enough to make a video [[TRUE and HONEST]]. After all, he explained, "mine is the ONLY ring of its kind...it has my initials engraved inside it...and it has my birthstone in it."<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref> Since then, many videos started with Chris briefly showing that he was wearing the Ring, to indicate that it was a TRUE and HONEST video.

Chris considers the ring indisputable proof of his identity, rhetorically asking "WHO ELSE owns the same class ring with the same finger size, engravings and such?"<ref>[[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises]]</ref> The fact that Chris assures himself that nobody could possibly replicate a generic, cheap ring is testament to his feeble grasp of [[reality]].

On 10 [[January 2010]], Chris, for some reason, started wearing the ring around his medallion while calling out [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]].<ref>[[Down with asperchu]]</ref>

Along with the Sonichu medallion, the Amnyfest Ring went on hiatus for much of [[2010]]. (It was theorized that its destruction by a heroic Icelandic troll led to the March/April 2010 [[Wikipedia:Eyjafjallajökull|Eyjafjallajökull]] eruption.) However, Chris reverted to classic form in a video released on 6 [[September 2010]] featuring, among other familiar tics, an emphatic display of the ring.<ref>[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]</ref> He also wore it to his [[This is how the Trial went|2012 trial]], and again in the April [[2013]] "I AM MY OWN FREE BITCH!" photos. It popped up again in the [[autographed photos]] he offered for sale on [[eBay]] in late June [[2014]], proving that it survived his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].
[[File:Own free bitch.jpg|thumb|I guess you are.]]
[[File:WedRing.jpg|thumb|...and one for my sweetheart.]]
In late 2014, as-yet-unsourced information revealed that Chris had, unprompted, ''offered to give the amnyfest ring away'' to his [[sweetheart]] [[Catherine]] as a sign of commitment.<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/trolling-ethics-debate-thread.6446/page-15#post-438649]]</ref> This new purpose for the ring is connected to Chris's obsession about the symbolic meaning of wedding rings. For example, he drew a picture of himself offering a wedding ring to [[Ivy]]. His drawings of the fantasy weddings of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and himself and Ivy, both featured ring-bearers. He has also been long frustrated that only ''married'' women wear rings, because his [[noviophobia]] makes him afraid that he might get an ass-kicking from a jealous [[JERKS|boyfriend]] if he tries to talk to a woman who has already been purchased. Unsurprisingly, he wants women who are not boyfriend-free to be '''legally required''' to wear rings.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref> We can surmise that he intended to use the amnyfest ring's power to ensnare Catherine forever. Fortunately for her, she refused it.

However, although Chris has stopped wearing his [[medallion]], this does not appear to be the case with his ring, as he has constantly been seen wearing it through 2014, even at his trial. This is likely because it allows him to be [[Honest Content|TRUE AND HONEST]] without wearing a medallion, which could be because he realizes how ridiculous he looks with it, but is probably because it would ruin his [[Tomgirl Saga|tom-girl]] look (despite it already being ruined by Chris' horrible choices of attire.) Since Chris believes his [[Chris and Religion#Chris the Shaman|magic powers]] stem from the ring, he presumably doesn't feel the need to wear the medallion.

==In the comics==
[[File:Amnyfest.PNG|thumb|250px|[[Beel]] learns the true sources of Chris's powers.]]

In [[Sonichu 10]], while [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] was trapped in the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building, the demon [[Beel]] stole his medallion. All seemed lost, but then Chris discovered that the true source of his power was the Amnyfest Ring, which he used to regain his medallion and kill Beel.

Chris can also be seen wearing the ring, along with his wedding ring, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]] (Sonichu Comic Special 3).

==Offered for sale==
On April 14th 2018, as a reaction to the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris listed the Amnyfest Ring for sale on [[eBay]] for $10,000. He flip-flopped again on the source of his power<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>:

{{quote| No, the ring is not the source of my power. My power source is inside me, behind where my Medallion hangs over. Yet, I still require my Medallion, so the ring is for sale. }}

Chris claimed to have sold the ring on April 17th 2018.

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.jostens.com/rings/class_rings_lp_hs.html Josten's high school rings] - of which Chris's is most likely one.

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

Amnyfest Ring

2018-04-17T17:39:32Z

Yuyuko: Added ring sale.

[[Image:ECP_00032.jpg|thumb|left|The One TRUE and HONEST Ring.]]
[[Image:126499951987.jpg|thumb|One ring to rule them all.]]
[[Image:Amnyfest.jpg|thumb|And you faggots thought it was the ''[[medallions|medallion]]'' that gave him his powers.]]

{{quote|my POWERS NEVER truly came from the [[Medallion|Medal]]; they came from my High School Ring the WHOLE time. I wore the ring the VERY FIRST TIME I thought of [[Sonichu]] and from then on as well, so there is [[Honest Content|the FACT]].|Chris, 15 [[October 2008]]<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog#Sonichu Comic #10 Preview]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I want everybody to know that when I am wearing my ring, I am being most [[honest]] and upfront, just like I did when I wore my medallion.|Chris, 9 [[March 2009]]<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|$10,000|Chris's asking price for the ring, April 2018.}}
The '''Amnyfest Ring'''<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, an egregious mispronunciation of "[[Wikipedia:Amethyst|amethyst]] ring" (as amethyst is [[Chris]]'s [[Wikipedia:Birthstone#Birthstone_lists|birthstone]]<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>), also known as the '''high school ring'''<ref name="IRC"/><ref>[[CWC Update 4 March 2009]]</ref>, is Chris's fallback source of his powers to counter the victory cries of trolls after his [[Sonichu medallion]] was destroyed by [[Blanca]] on 20 October [[2008]].

The enormous emotional significance that he attaches to it is further evidence that [[The High School Story|Chris cannot move on from high school]].

==Chris and his precious==
The One Ring is engraved with "LANCERS", "CWC", an image of a [[White knight|lancer]] and a coat of arms for the class and school. The amethyst is a galaxy cut on top and a [[rainbow]] on the bottom.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref><ref name="IRC"/>
[[File:possibleamnyfest.jpg|thumb|Approximate appearance of the relic, based on descriptions.]]

The importance Chris gave to his medallion induced trolls to get their hands on it. After Blanca stole and destroyed the medallion in 2008, Chris indicated that the high school ring, not the medallion, is the source of all his powers, and that wearing his ring is sufficient enough to make a video [[TRUE and HONEST]]. After all, he explained, "mine is the ONLY ring of its kind...it has my initials engraved inside it...and it has my birthstone in it."<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref> Since then, many videos started with Chris briefly showing that he was wearing the Ring, to indicate that it was a TRUE and HONEST video.

Chris considers the ring indisputable proof of his identity, rhetorically asking "WHO ELSE owns the same class ring with the same finger size, engravings and such?"<ref>[[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises]]</ref> The fact that Chris assures himself that nobody could possibly replicate a generic, cheap ring is testament to his feeble grasp of [[reality]].

On 10 [[January 2010]], Chris, for some reason, started wearing the ring around his medallion while calling out [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]].<ref>[[Down with asperchu]]</ref>

Along with the Sonichu medallion, the Amnyfest Ring went on hiatus for much of [[2010]]. (It was theorized that its destruction by a heroic Icelandic troll led to the March/April 2010 [[Wikipedia:Eyjafjallajökull|Eyjafjallajökull]] eruption.) However, Chris reverted to classic form in a video released on 6 [[September 2010]] featuring, among other familiar tics, an emphatic display of the ring.<ref>[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]</ref> He also wore it to his [[This is how the Trial went|2012 trial]], and again in the April [[2013]] "I AM MY OWN FREE BITCH!" photos. It popped up again in the [[autographed photos]] he offered for sale on [[eBay]] in late June [[2014]], proving that it survived his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].
[[File:Own free bitch.jpg|thumb|I guess you are.]]
[[File:WedRing.jpg|thumb|...and one for my sweetheart.]]
In late 2014, as-yet-unsourced information revealed that Chris had, unprompted, ''offered to give the amnyfest ring away'' to his [[sweetheart]] [[Catherine]] as a sign of commitment.<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/trolling-ethics-debate-thread.6446/page-15#post-438649]]</ref> This new purpose for the ring is connected to Chris's obsession about the symbolic meaning of wedding rings. For example, he drew a picture of himself offering a wedding ring to [[Ivy]]. His drawings of the fantasy weddings of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and himself and Ivy, both featured ring-bearers. He has also been long frustrated that only ''married'' women wear rings, because his [[noviophobia]] makes him afraid that he might get an ass-kicking from a jealous [[JERKS|boyfriend]] if he tries to talk to a woman who has already been purchased. Unsurprisingly, he wants women who are not boyfriend-free to be '''legally required''' to wear rings.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref> We can surmise that he intended to use the amnyfest ring's power to ensnare Catherine forever. Fortunately for her, she refused it.

However, although Chris has stopped wearing his [[medallion]], this does not appear to be the case with his ring, as he has constantly been seen wearing it through 2014, even at his trial. This is likely because it allows him to be [[Honest Content|TRUE AND HONEST]] without wearing a medallion, which could be because he realizes how ridiculous he looks with it, but is probably because it would ruin his [[Tomgirl Saga|tom-girl]] look (despite it already being ruined by Chris' horrible choices of attire.) Since Chris believes his [[Chris and Religion#Chris the Shaman|magic powers]] stem from the ring, he presumably doesn't feel the need to wear the medallion.

==In the comics==
[[File:Amnyfest.PNG|thumb|250px|[[Beel]] learns the true sources of Chris's powers.]]

In [[Sonichu 10]], while [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] was trapped in the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building, the demon [[Beel]] stole his medallion. All seemed lost, but then Chris discovered that the true source of his power was the Amnyfest Ring, which he used to regain his medallion and kill Beel.

Chris can also be seen wearing the ring, along with his wedding ring, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]] (Sonichu Comic Special 3).

==Offered for sale==
On April 14th 2018, as a reaction to the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris listed the Amnyfest Ring for sale on [[eBay]] for $10,000. He flip-flopped again on the source of his power<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>:

{{quote| No, the ring is not the source of my power. My power source is inside me, behind where my Medallion hangs over. Yet, I still require my Medallion, so the ring is for sale. }}

Chris sold the ring on April 17th 2018.

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.jostens.com/rings/class_rings_lp_hs.html Josten's high school rings] - of which Chris's is most likely one.

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

April 2018

2018-04-17T17:07:22Z

Yuyuko: Added links.

{{ongoing}}

'''April''' is the fourth month of [[2018]].

==Videos==
*[[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]
*[[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne]]
*[[Buy Our Things off of my eBay to help us, Please.]]
*[[I’m stressed, but I am working]]
*[[Buy Right Now from eBay]]
*[[Dick Licker; that is I.]]
*[[With Apologies to Mister Resident]]
*[[One-Hundred!]]

==Highlights==
*5 April - [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|Chris lists more of Cole's belongings for sale]]. One of the items listed is the first issue of Marvel Comics Super Special, which featured Kiss. He also lists Cole's old homework and childhood awards.
*6 April - Chris [[April 2018 social media posts|posts a drawing in support of flat-chested women]]. He also [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|begs for sales]] of Cole's stuff.
*7 April - For the first time since 2015, Chris' Facebook goes private.
*9 April - Chris' Facebook account goes public again. He uploads another [[Buy Our Things off of my eBay to help us, Please|begging video featuring Barb]] and claims the Chandlers must make two payments to the mortgage company this month, echoing [[April 2017|a problem from a year prior]]. Lastly, he complains that [[April 2018 social media posts|brown hair would make him feel like a loser]].
*10 April - Chris posts a listing on [[eBay]] for his lesbian pride flag, [[April 2018 social media posts|stating that he has realized his bisexuality]] and needs a new flag to match.
*11 April - On the 74th day of the Sonichu comic's hiatus, Chris apologizes for the lack of updates. He records [[I’m stressed, but I am working]] and begs for more sales.
*13 April - Chris lists more of his personal belongings and toys for sale. He also makes another [[Buy Right Now from eBay|begging video]].
*14 April - Chris offers the [[Amnyfest Ring]] for sale, [[2018 Sales Listings|listing it for $10,000]].
*15 April - Chris uploads [[Dick Licker; that is I.|a video of himself licking penises he drew on his wall.]] He [[April 2018 social media posts|removes his autographs from the Transformer toys]] put up for sale on ebay following feedback from fans complaining about it, and gets snappy at one fan. He also admires a CWC cosplayer, saying she is hot. Finally, he updates his [[Facebook]]'s Basic Information section to note his newfound bisexuality and that he is interested in men and women.
*16 April - Chris uploads two videos. One is an apology to a [[With Apologies to Mister Resident|ween posing as his professor from PVCC]], another is him demonstrating his strength by [[One-Hundred|lifting dumbbells]].
*17 April - Chris [[April 2018 social media posts#He wants .24600.2B to go to BronyCon|begs on Twitter for people to buy his Transformers toys]] so he can go to [[BronyCon]], then says the BronyCon story was a cover for being in debt. He also [[April 2018 social media posts#.22Existential Crisis.22|states that he has multiple fetishes, is sexually repressed and needs redemption, then deletes the posts and claims his account was hacked]].
{{Timeline}}

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-17T16:57:26Z

Yuyuko:

{{ongoing}}
This page is a partial archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[April 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

==Support for flat-chested women==
6 April

{{quotebox|I’m taking a moment to acknowledge the flat-chest women of our worlds. And also offer my most heartfelt apologies to any and all of them who may have been offended with my past depiction of large breast size within my pages and drawing pieces. Thank you. ❤️🌈

[[File:Flat-chested women April 2018.jpg|200px]]}}

==Begging for sales on Cole's stuff==
6 April

{{quotebox|As Seen in [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|the recently uploaded video]]; Come On Down and Buy Cole’s Things Right Now to help my mom and I, Please. We need the money here, that is for sure. And KISS is Full in this Very Special Folder Of Cole’s! You’ll get Great Bang for your Dollar!}}

==Desperate for money==
9 April

{{quotebox|All of Cole Smithey’s Remaining Sargent Rock Comic Books, in a single Lot Sale and Collection. For Immediate Sale; Please Buy Now.}}

{{quotebox|Selling my Wiimote and Nunchuck! For Immediate Sale!}}

@SaraHeartsSonic asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|But... how will you play the Wii now?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I Sold It weeks Ago.}}

''Chris linked to the Sargent Rock comic listing''

{{quotebox|PLEASE, BUY NOW! My mother and I Have to make Two Payments to our Mortgage Company This Month!}}

==Concerning the Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne video==
9 April

A fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|I think an admirer of Shin Megami paided Christine 100$ to do one of those paid request videos.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|No}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Ah, I thought it was paid like the dancing videos. So it was a freebie?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|More like I was desperate for money, and I was Trolled into doing it thinking I would get money, but I did not.}}

==Brown hair sucks==
9 April

{{quotebox|Choose a hair colour}}

He put up a poll.

*Dark blue
*Teal
*Brown

Results were, respectively, 28%, 30% and 42%.

{{quotebox|Really? The majority wants my hair to make me feel like a loser when I look at it?}}

He then deleted the poll.

==I'm bisexual==
10 April

{{quotebox|I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual, so I will be needing to get a Bisexual Coloured Flag to replace this one; Celebrate Lesbian Pride for yourself, with my full kindness and support.}}

''He linked to an [[eBay]] listing for the flag.''

==An extra bible==
13 April

{{quotebox|I thought I had an extra bible and wanted to sell my old one, but I realized I didn’t. So, the Bible is not for sale, after all.}}

==Another beg==
13 April

{{quotebox|Please, help me and my mother here; we are very low on money right now, and we need to sell everything on my eBay that I’ve listed. Please, Buy My Things Now!}}

==Autographs removed from toys==
15 April

''Following complaints about the signatures on his Transformers, listed on [[eBay]], devaluing the toys:''

{{quotebox|ALL Marker Ink from the autographs have been removed from the Transformers I am selling. Check out Transformers Cybertron GALVATRON}}

''He linked to the ebay listing.''

{{quotebox|SERIOUSLY! All marker autographs have been removed from these old figures; Please, Buy Them Now.}}

A fan:

{{quoteboxred|Nope.}}

Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|The ink is gone now, anyway. So, Shut Up and Buy My Toys, please.}}

The fan replied:

{{quoteboxred|Not gonna get anyone to buy your toys with that attitude.}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I’m not meaning the attitude, and I am sorry for the tude, but I am really Pressed here.}}

The fan suggested:

{{quoteboxred|Why not donate some plasma?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|My blood is no longer acceptable, because the Bloodmobile has a law against it able to accept Blood donations from Transgender individuals.}}

Fans discussed why Chris removed his autographed, with one pointing out that his signatures should add value. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|Well, y’all have missed out on my autograph on Any of them now. So, NOW, Please, Buy Them From Me!}}

==CWC cosplayer is hot==
15 April

[[File:Fetusbabe's cwc cosplay.jpg|thumb|200px]]

[[BronyCon|Spinalpalm]] linked Chris a Twitter profile of @fetusbabe, a woman who cosplayed as him. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|At least you came close on the shirt; too bad it isn’t a Ralph Lauren shirt, like [[The Classic|The Shirt]] of mine is.

Show me the shoes you wore with that ensemble?}}

She replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|just some shoes similar to this, not like what you'd wear but it went well with the rest of the outfit}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Well, may I say, in honesty, You look Totally Awesome and Hot. Whoever gets you is a Lucky Person! :)}}

fetusbabe:

{{quoteboxgreen|thanks a bunch! :)}}

==Updated Facebook profile to note bisexuality==
15 April

{{quotebox|Oh! I forgot to update my [[Facebook]] Profile: I am a Bisexual Transwoman. Thank you.}}

''He updated the Basic Information section to note this, and that he was "interested in men and women."

==Idea Guy 2.0 ?==
16 April

[[Bryanfrogboy]]:
{{quoteboxgreen|I started working in this #ChangeTheChannel comic. Not sure if anyone would be into it.}}

''He posted a comic page depicting Doug Walker, aka the Nostalgia Critic.

Chris:

{{quotebox|I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :)}}

==About the dick-licking video and Shadow Resident==
16 April

Chris made the following post on Facebook:

{{quotebox|**Attention!** I have remembered this “ween” who is addressing me online, and the events that took place that he had mentioned. I shall be recording my apology to him in a while. Do Not Dox Anyone!}}

He then uploaded [[With Apologies to Mister Resident‎‎]].

On Twitter, a fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|Is this related to that [[Dick Licker; that is I|dick licking video]]?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, not at all whatsoever. I impulsively did that one video of my own will; no one was in control of me at all.}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks for explaining, I'm still confused why this teacher wanted an apology for making you cry.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Moreover, I’d say the apology was for ignoring him a year later, and for him ending up in major mental trauma for years. He just wanted peace of mind.}}

Another fan commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|I'm amazed you were able to recall all of that - my memory is pretty poor, especially of things that happened at school. It is never too late to apologise for things. Good for you!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you. My memory may not be perfect, but with a few hints, lots of time, and I can recollect most anything about my past. Yee-Haw!}}

=="Celebrating Friendship"==
16 April

{{quotebox|celebrating friendship}}

==He wants $600+ to go to BronyCon==
16 April

{{quotebox|Everyone! BUY ALL OF MY TRANSFORMERS, and I will Definitely be able to make [[BronyCon]] 2018! Buy Now to See Me There!!!

Please, Buy Now to help me get to BronyCon 2018! Money is tight here. If I don’t make the money, I Can’t Go At All!

We Are making the mortgage and food by the skin of our teeth here. Seriously, I would not be able to afford even the ticket to BronyCon at this point without making ALL of these sales. So, Please Help Me, so I can Meet You this year!}}

A fan inquired:

{{quoteboxgreen|True and honest, How much do you need?
}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Hotel room closest available, weekend ticket, gasoline, food, arriving on Thursday to fully enjoy and meet as much of y’all as possible, and then some for just-in-case emergencies: More than $600 would be a Fantastic Help, if you would please. Buy My Transformers and help me.}}

{{quotebox|More of my old toys, Authentically Certified, Will be added, including a couple of Starscreams. So, Buy Now to not only help me go to BronyCon, but to also help clear out my clutter. Blaster to set up the Beats!}}

These were then promptly removed.

=="Existential Crisis"==
17 April

In the early hours of the day, Chris went on a haunting, delusional tirade on Twitter.

[[File:April 17 tirade.jpg|thumb|Seven of eight delusional tweets Chris made on April 17 before removing them and the begging of $600 for BronyCon made the day before.]]

{{quotebox|There I Am! I am Coming Clean!}}

{{quotebox|Everyone! I do still need the money here to make ends meet for the household, seriously. I was using BronyCon as a sales pitch excuse to try and sell the toys. I owe a LOT towards making amends for my past. You would not believe me if I told you how. /1}}

{{quotebox|But suffice to say, I had done a lot more things in my lifetime from within my subconscious that ended up doing things worse in this world and even in Cwcville. I am a Major Sexual Deviant and my fetishes had made a LOT of individuals turn against me. /2}}

{{quotebox|I have a long list of fetishes: I'm a Furry, I like the MLP ponies and Equestria Girls and guys, I like all kinds of individuals, I like big breasts, I even like those as young as 16 years of age, I'm a porn addict, I'm even into scat and pee, I still have remaining... /3}}

{{quotebox|...lingering jealousies of men, enough to subconsciously want to kill, I also do like the Cybertronians, Autobots and Decepticons alike. It is Super Bad, that I may as well voluntarily register myself as a Sex Offender! And all this among others have affected my relations /4}}

{{quotebox|...with Everyone, Everypony, and Everybot. My years of repressed sexual urges have made my Sonichus and Rosechus essentially go Hog-Wild all over the places, even to go around terrorizing everyone, to get me some vagina... I also have a fetish for old people too,... /5}}

{{quotebox|...even my own mother, and I have a fetish for myself, where when I have the chance. I would have sex with my Cwcville counterpart, and even my Equestria Counterpart, Nightstar. Her sweetie, Kun T'Nyuget, was so handsome, he made me realize I was Bisexual. He was like, WOW! /6}}

{{quotebox|And now, thanks to my subconscious lingering jealously, Kun T'Nyuget is dead now. My damned subconscious KILLED my Nightstar's Lover!!!! Soo much damage to a Lot in This World, and even There in Cwcville's Dimension; THAT's what has been driving me crazy these past months. /6 [sic]}}

{{quotebox|I WAS worrying over my Nation and my Species Of Sonichus and Rosechus. And there is a LOT to make amends, as well as Reforming and Redeeming Myself. And Jesus Christ is not one who would be doing that for me; I Must Reform and Redeem Myself, for the Benefit Of Everyone. /8}}

Around after an hour of these tweets being up, they were all taken down by Chris along with the $600 begging for BronyCon posted the day before - Chris promptly posted:

{{quotebox|My account was hacked, Everyone. All of those Tweets just now were not mine. I just recovered this account. Please, disregard those recent Tweets and carry on with your day. Move Alone; Nothing to see here, Folks.}}

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(9).png|thumb|200px|Chris wants to be redeemed.]]

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(10).png|thumb|200px|Chris claims his account was hacked.]]

It is unknown whether or not Chris's account was truly hacked, or just if Chris had a mental breakdown - however the following tweet posted that day seems to hint towards the latter.

{{quotebox|I'm suffering an existential crisis.
Please, Help Me.}}

{{Facebook}}
{{Tweets}}

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-17T16:55:57Z

Yuyuko: Added photos of final 2 tweets.

{{ongoing}}
This page is a partial archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[April 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

==Support for flat-chested women==
6 April

{{quotebox|I’m taking a moment to acknowledge the flat-chest women of our worlds. And also offer my most heartfelt apologies to any and all of them who may have been offended with my past depiction of large breast size within my pages and drawing pieces. Thank you. ❤️🌈

[[File:Flat-chested women April 2018.jpg|200px]]}}

==Begging for sales on Cole's stuff==
6 April

{{quotebox|As Seen in [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|the recently uploaded video]]; Come On Down and Buy Cole’s Things Right Now to help my mom and I, Please. We need the money here, that is for sure. And KISS is Full in this Very Special Folder Of Cole’s! You’ll get Great Bang for your Dollar!}}

==Desperate for money==
9 April

{{quotebox|All of Cole Smithey’s Remaining Sargent Rock Comic Books, in a single Lot Sale and Collection. For Immediate Sale; Please Buy Now.}}

{{quotebox|Selling my Wiimote and Nunchuck! For Immediate Sale!}}

@SaraHeartsSonic asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|But... how will you play the Wii now?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I Sold It weeks Ago.}}

''Chris linked to the Sargent Rock comic listing''

{{quotebox|PLEASE, BUY NOW! My mother and I Have to make Two Payments to our Mortgage Company This Month!}}

==Concerning the Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne video==
9 April

A fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|I think an admirer of Shin Megami paided Christine 100$ to do one of those paid request videos.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|No}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Ah, I thought it was paid like the dancing videos. So it was a freebie?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|More like I was desperate for money, and I was Trolled into doing it thinking I would get money, but I did not.}}

==Brown hair sucks==
9 April

{{quotebox|Choose a hair colour}}

He put up a poll.

*Dark blue
*Teal
*Brown

Results were, respectively, 28%, 30% and 42%.

{{quotebox|Really? The majority wants my hair to make me feel like a loser when I look at it?}}

He then deleted the poll.

==I'm bisexual==
10 April

{{quotebox|I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual, so I will be needing to get a Bisexual Coloured Flag to replace this one; Celebrate Lesbian Pride for yourself, with my full kindness and support.}}

''He linked to an [[eBay]] listing for the flag.''

==An extra bible==
13 April

{{quotebox|I thought I had an extra bible and wanted to sell my old one, but I realized I didn’t. So, the Bible is not for sale, after all.}}

==Another beg==
13 April

{{quotebox|Please, help me and my mother here; we are very low on money right now, and we need to sell everything on my eBay that I’ve listed. Please, Buy My Things Now!}}

==Autographs removed from toys==
15 April

''Following complaints about the signatures on his Transformers, listed on [[eBay]], devaluing the toys:''

{{quotebox|ALL Marker Ink from the autographs have been removed from the Transformers I am selling. Check out Transformers Cybertron GALVATRON}}

''He linked to the ebay listing.''

{{quotebox|SERIOUSLY! All marker autographs have been removed from these old figures; Please, Buy Them Now.}}

A fan:

{{quoteboxred|Nope.}}

Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|The ink is gone now, anyway. So, Shut Up and Buy My Toys, please.}}

The fan replied:

{{quoteboxred|Not gonna get anyone to buy your toys with that attitude.}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I’m not meaning the attitude, and I am sorry for the tude, but I am really Pressed here.}}

The fan suggested:

{{quoteboxred|Why not donate some plasma?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|My blood is no longer acceptable, because the Bloodmobile has a law against it able to accept Blood donations from Transgender individuals.}}

Fans discussed why Chris removed his autographed, with one pointing out that his signatures should add value. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|Well, y’all have missed out on my autograph on Any of them now. So, NOW, Please, Buy Them From Me!}}

==CWC cosplayer is hot==
15 April

[[File:Fetusbabe's cwc cosplay.jpg|thumb|200px]]

[[BronyCon|Spinalpalm]] linked Chris a Twitter profile of @fetusbabe, a woman who cosplayed as him. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|At least you came close on the shirt; too bad it isn’t a Ralph Lauren shirt, like [[The Classic|The Shirt]] of mine is.

Show me the shoes you wore with that ensemble?}}

She replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|just some shoes similar to this, not like what you'd wear but it went well with the rest of the outfit}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Well, may I say, in honesty, You look Totally Awesome and Hot. Whoever gets you is a Lucky Person! :)}}

fetusbabe:

{{quoteboxgreen|thanks a bunch! :)}}

==Updated Facebook profile to note bisexuality==
15 April

{{quotebox|Oh! I forgot to update my [[Facebook]] Profile: I am a Bisexual Transwoman. Thank you.}}

''He updated the Basic Information section to note this, and that he was "interested in men and women."

==Idea Guy 2.0 ?==
16 April

[[Bryanfrogboy]]:
{{quoteboxgreen|I started working in this #ChangeTheChannel comic. Not sure if anyone would be into it.}}

''He posted a comic page depicting Doug Walker, aka the Nostalgia Critic.

Chris:

{{quotebox|I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :)}}

==About the dick-licking video and Shadow Resident==
16 April

Chris made the following post on Facebook:

{{quotebox|**Attention!** I have remembered this “ween” who is addressing me online, and the events that took place that he had mentioned. I shall be recording my apology to him in a while. Do Not Dox Anyone!}}

He then uploaded [[With Apologies to Mister Resident‎‎]].

On Twitter, a fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|Is this related to that [[Dick Licker; that is I|dick licking video]]?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, not at all whatsoever. I impulsively did that one video of my own will; no one was in control of me at all.}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks for explaining, I'm still confused why this teacher wanted an apology for making you cry.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Moreover, I’d say the apology was for ignoring him a year later, and for him ending up in major mental trauma for years. He just wanted peace of mind.}}

Another fan commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|I'm amazed you were able to recall all of that - my memory is pretty poor, especially of things that happened at school. It is never too late to apologise for things. Good for you!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you. My memory may not be perfect, but with a few hints, lots of time, and I can recollect most anything about my past. Yee-Haw!}}

=="Celebrating Friendship"==
16 April

{{quotebox|celebrating friendship}}

==He wants $600+ to go to BronyCon==
16 April

{{quotebox|Everyone! BUY ALL OF MY TRANSFORMERS, and I will Definitely be able to make [[BronyCon]] 2018! Buy Now to See Me There!!!

Please, Buy Now to help me get to BronyCon 2018! Money is tight here. If I don’t make the money, I Can’t Go At All!

We Are making the mortgage and food by the skin of our teeth here. Seriously, I would not be able to afford even the ticket to BronyCon at this point without making ALL of these sales. So, Please Help Me, so I can Meet You this year!}}

A fan inquired:

{{quoteboxgreen|True and honest, How much do you need?
}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Hotel room closest available, weekend ticket, gasoline, food, arriving on Thursday to fully enjoy and meet as much of y’all as possible, and then some for just-in-case emergencies: More than $600 would be a Fantastic Help, if you would please. Buy My Transformers and help me.}}

{{quotebox|More of my old toys, Authentically Certified, Will be added, including a couple of Starscreams. So, Buy Now to not only help me go to BronyCon, but to also help clear out my clutter. Blaster to set up the Beats!}}

These were then promptly removed.

=="Existential Crisis"==
17 April

In the early hours of the day, Chris went on a haunting, delusional tirade on Twitter.

[[File:April 17 tirade.jpg|thumb|Seven of eight delusional tweets Chris made on April 17 before removing them and the begging of $600 for BronyCon made the day before.]]

{{quotebox|There I Am! I am Coming Clean!}}

{{quotebox|Everyone! I do still need the money here to make ends meet for the household, seriously. I was using BronyCon as a sales pitch excuse to try and sell the toys. I owe a LOT towards making amends for my past. You would not believe me if I told you how. /1}}

{{quotebox|But suffice to say, I had done a lot more things in my lifetime from within my subconscious that ended up doing things worse in this world and even in Cwcville. I am a Major Sexual Deviant and my fetishes had made a LOT of individuals turn against me. /2}}

{{quotebox|I have a long list of fetishes: I'm a Furry, I like the MLP ponies and Equestria Girls and guys, I like all kinds of individuals, I like big breasts, I even like those as young as 16 years of age, I'm a porn addict, I'm even into scat and pee, I still have remaining... /3}}

{{quotebox|...lingering jealousies of men, enough to subconsciously want to kill, I also do like the Cybertronians, Autobots and Decepticons alike. It is Super Bad, that I may as well voluntarily register myself as a Sex Offender! And all this among others have affected my relations /4}}

{{quotebox|...with Everyone, Everypony, and Everybot. My years of repressed sexual urges have made my Sonichus and Rosechus essentially go Hog-Wild all over the places, even to go around terrorizing everyone, to get me some vagina... I also have a fetish for old people too,... /5}}

{{quotebox|...even my own mother, and I have a fetish for myself, where when I have the chance. I would have sex with my Cwcville counterpart, and even my Equestria Counterpart, Nightstar. Her sweetie, Kun T'Nyuget, was so handsome, he made me realize I was Bisexual. He was like, WOW! /6}}

{{quotebox|And now, thanks to my subconscious lingering jealously, Kun T'Nyuget is dead now. My damned subconscious KILLED my Nightstar's Lover!!!! Soo much damage to a Lot in This World, and even There in Cwcville's Dimension; THAT's what has been driving me crazy these past months. /6 [sic]}}

{{quotebox|I WAS worrying over my Nation and my Species Of Sonichus and Rosechus. And there is a LOT to make amends, as well as Reforming and Redeeming Myself. And Jesus Christ is not one who would be doing that for me; I Must Reform and Redeem Myself, for the Benefit Of Everyone. /8}}

Around after an hour of these tweets being up, they were all taken down by Chris along with the $600 begging for BronyCon posted the day before - Chris promptly posted:

{{quotebox|My account was hacked, Everyone. All of those Tweets just now were not mine. I just recovered this account. Please, disregard those recent Tweets and carry on with your day. Move Alone; Nothing to see here, Folks.}}

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(9).png|thumb|Chris wants to be redeemed.]]

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(10).png|thumb|Chris claims his account was hacked.]]

It is unknown whether or not Chris's account was truly hacked, or just if Chris had a mental breakdown - however the following tweet posted that day seems to hint towards the latter.

{{quotebox|I'm suffering an existential crisis.
Please, Help Me.}}

{{Facebook}}
{{Tweets}}

Dick Licker; that is I

2018-04-17T16:45:01Z

Yuyuko: Removed unnecessary words and corrected spelling/grammar.

{{Honest}}

'''Dick Licker; that is I.''' is a video uploaded by Chris to YouTube on the 15th of [[April 2018]] where Chris slobbers on two [[pickles]] drawn on his wall. A few [[Fanbase|True and Honest Fans]] believe these dicks to belong to [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] due to the spikes he decided to draw on them. It is also speculated that this video was the result of another [[ween]] trying to steal the thunder of [[Idea Guy]], and coercing Chris through the same means he used. When someone questioned Chris about the video, Chris responded that he "impulsively did that one video of his own will and that no one was in control of him at all."

==Video==
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{{Infobox/video
| name = Dick Licker; that is I.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|97PSkQlVtS0}}
| stardate = 15 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| previous = [[Buy Right Now from eBay]]
| next = [[With Apologies to Mister Resident]]
}}
</center>

==Description==
Yup

==See Also==

*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Pickle]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Buy Right Now from eBay]]|nextlink=}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

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2018-04-17T16:40:58Z

Yuyuko: Created page with "File:Talk_page_picture.jpeg Wahahaha~!"

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Wahahaha~!

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2018-04-17T16:40:35Z

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2018-04-17T16:40:07Z

Yuyuko:

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Wahahaha~!

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2018-04-17T16:39:53Z

Yuyuko:

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Wahahaha~!

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2018-04-17T16:39:25Z

Yuyuko: Created page with "File:Talk_page_picture.jpg Wahahaha~!"

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2018-04-17T16:38:18Z

Yuyuko: For private use.

For private use.

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2018-04-17T16:36:11Z

Yuyuko: 10/10

10/10

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2018-04-17T16:35:44Z

Yuyuko: 9/10

9/10

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2018-04-17T16:35:17Z

Yuyuko: 8/10

8/10

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2018-04-17T16:34:51Z

Yuyuko: 7/10. Chris can't count.

7/10. Chris can't count.

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2018-04-17T16:33:54Z

Yuyuko: 6/10

6/10

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2018-04-17T16:33:21Z

Yuyuko: 5/10

5/10

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2018-04-17T16:32:57Z

Yuyuko: 4/10

4/10

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2018-04-17T16:32:08Z

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3/10

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2018-04-17T16:31:04Z

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2/10.

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2018-04-17T16:22:07Z

Yuyuko: 3/10

3/10

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2018-04-17T16:21:36Z

Yuyuko: 2/10.

2/10.

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2018-04-17T16:21:12Z

Yuyuko: 1/10.

1/10.

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2018-04-17T16:20:30Z

Yuyuko: Chris wants money to go to BronyCon 2018 (2).

Chris wants money to go to BronyCon 2018 (2).

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2018-04-17T16:19:46Z

Yuyuko: Chris wants money to go to BronyCon 2018 (1).

Chris wants money to go to BronyCon 2018 (1).

April 2018

2018-04-17T15:59:51Z

Yuyuko: Corrected bizarre phrasing + added more detail.

{{ongoing}}

'''April''' is the fourth month of [[2018]].

==Videos==
*[[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]
*[[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne]]
*[[Buy Our Things off of my eBay to help us, Please.]]
*[[I’m stressed, but I am working]]
*[[Buy Right Now from eBay]]
*[[Dick Licker; that is I.]]
*[[With Apologies to Mister Resident]]
*[[One-Hundred!]]

==Highlights==
*5 April - [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|Chris lists more of Cole's belongings for sale]]. One of the items listed is the first issue of Marvel Comics Super Special, which featured Kiss. He also lists Cole's old homework and childhood awards.
*6 April - Chris [[April 2018 social media posts|posts a drawing in support of flat-chested women]]. He also [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|begs for sales]] of Cole's stuff.
*7 April - For the first time since 2015, Chris' Facebook goes private.
*9 April - Chris' Facebook account goes public again. He uploads another [[Buy Our Things off of my eBay to help us, Please|begging video featuring Barb]] and claims the Chandlers must make two payments to the mortgage company this month, echoing [[April 2017|a problem from a year prior]]. Lastly, he complains that [[April 2018 social media posts|brown hair would make him feel like a loser]].
*10 April - Chris posts a listing on [[eBay]] for his lesbian pride flag, [[April 2018 social media posts|stating that he has realized his bisexuality]] and needs a new flag to match.
*11 April - On the 74th day of the Sonichu comic's hiatus, Chris apologizes for the lack of updates. He records [[I’m stressed, but I am working]] and begs for more sales.
*13 April - Chris lists more of his personal belongings and toys for sale. He also makes another [[Buy Right Now from eBay|begging video]].
*14 April - Chris offers the [[Amnyfest Ring]] for sale, [[2018 Sales Listings|listing it for $10,000]].
*15 April - Chris uploads [[Dick Licker; that is I.|a video of himself licking penises he drew on his wall.]] He [[April 2018 social media posts|removes his autographs from the Transformer toys]] put up for sale on ebay following feedback from fans complaining about it, and gets snappy at one fan. He also admires a CWC cosplayer, saying she is hot. Finally, he updates his [[Facebook]]'s Basic Information section to note his newfound bisexuality and that he is interested in men and women.
*16 April - Chris uploads two videos. One is an apology to a [[With Apologies to Mister Resident|ween posing as his professor from PVCC]], another is him demonstrating his strength by [[One-Hundred|lifting dumbbells]].
*17 April - Chris begs on Twitter for people to buy his Transformers toys so he can go to [[BronyCon]], then says the BronyCon story was a cover for being in debt. He also states that he has multiple fetishes, is sexually repressed and needs redemption, then deletes the posts and claims his account was hacked.