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List of Chris's video games

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[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like the number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (Every ''[[Sonic]]'' game, and almost every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'', ''Learning with the PooYoos''.).

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as {{w|Game Boy Advance Video}} cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to a majority of American consumers...except for Chris, apparently, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in [[January 2009]]. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding game collection since then. [[HEXbox|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

Many [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Tugboat|income]] — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise. A [[January 2015]] leak by a Nintendo employee revealed that he had made 585 purchases on his account, in Nintendo video game products (including hardware, software, DLC, etc.) in a span of 4.5 years. This leak also showed that Chris's addiction to buying video games has worsened '''hard''' over the years.

After [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], many of these games are presumed to have burned up (or lost), but no final verdict on that matter has been given.

==Chris (barely) lets go==
Chris has '''''very''''' ''occasionally'' sold off some of his games to earn money. This occurred most frequently throughout 2010, but (perhaps unsurprisingly) hasn't happened much ever since.

In early [[August 2010]], according to his [[Jackie E-mails 8|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris sold off "12 NES, 3 SNES, 6 Genesis, 9 Game Boy and 6 PSOne Games" at a local pawn shop, hoping to snag some spending money and get around his father's iron grip on his finances. (He actually attempted to sell 23 PlayStation games total; all but six were refused due to their poor condition.) A couple of weeks later, he went back and sold off more NES and SNES games, as well as his Super Nintendo console and a few accessories for it. Between both trips he pocketed a little over $80, but the extent of what he got rid of is not fully documented.

On 31 August, he made a third trip to the pawn shop, selling off his Nintendo 64 and all his games for the console. Total proceeds: $40. At the same time he tried to sell his 16-bit Sega consoles and games, but failed, since his Genesis was apparently malfunctioning.

Around the same time, Chris also made a couple of trips to his local [[GameStop]] to trade in some of his collection. In early August, he gave up "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP, and 4 DS games" for $50 in store credit, which he immediately plowed back into a pre-order for more games. Later, around the end of the month, he traded in several Game Boy Advance, GameCube, and Nintendo DS games for $100 worth of GameStop store credit. In both cases, it's not clear exactly which titles he let go of.

In [[October 2010]], Chris dropped by Plan 9 Music, a music store in [[Charlottesville]], and sold them "7 PS3, 2 PSP, 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game" along with several movie DVDs, although as usual he did not specify which titles. He thereby earned $48.75, most of which went directly into his stomach and Son-Chu's gas tank.

In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris mentioned the pawn shop trip to his enemies. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris's old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a TRUE and HONEST certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition. It's not known if Chris's labeled games are still available at Snooky's, or if anybody else has purchased them.

<center>
<gallery>
File:Groupiz.jpg|Clyde's haul.
File:Dk3v.jpg|Note how the sticker label is peeling on all four corners. This isn't a common occurrence.
File:Fotns.jpg|A [[JERKS|rather surprising]] title that Chris once owned.
File:Nametage.jpg|The Nintendo Seal of Truth and Honesty.
File:Drmariofull.jpg|The dirtiest copy of ''Dr. Mario'' you will ever see.
File:Whytp.jpg|The original label was apparently damaged, so Chris tried replacing it. It shows.
File:Thefuck.jpg|LOOK AT THAT DIRT GODDAMN
</gallery>
</center>

Oddly enough, in August [[2008]], Chris auctioned off a pink {{w|LeapFrog Enterprises|LeapFrog}} {{w|Leapster}} on [[eBay]], and received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld edutainment video game system marketed to children ages 3-11. It was released in late [[2003]], which means that Chris was at least ''21'' when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|''Sonic X'']] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering [[Chris and mathematics|math problems]] to advance, is appropriate for 4-9 year olds, which is unsurprising considering Chris's [[Chris and psychology|arrested development.]]

Despite these attempts, and owning current generation systems (such as the [[PS4]] and [[Nintendo]] Switch), Chris often returns to his older consoles (such as the Dreamcast or Game Boy). After [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]] (presumably) destroyed much of Chris's video game collection, he repurchased many of the games, sans ones he already purchased on the Wii Virtual Console and PlayStation Network.

==Games bought during the Financhu Crisis==
Chris's habit of wasting money on games continued even during the [[Financhu Crisis]], a time of self-inflicted financial hardship for the Chandlers, in which Chris regularly begged for money. These purchases are denoted with *FC* in the notes section of the lists below.

==The List==
===Nintendo===
===='''Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)'''====
Half of these NES games are on his 3DS Virtual Console (VC), while the others are physical copies for Chris's actual NES console (that he probably rarely plays).

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''{{w|1942 (video game)|1942}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Bandai Namco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman}}''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Castlequest}}''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Dance Aerobics}}''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Donkey Kong 3}}'
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''{{w|Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario}}''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Gyruss#NES and Famicom|Gyruss}}''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Kabuki Quantum Fighter}}''
|HAL
|
|-
|''{{w|Kirby's Adventure}}''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Little Nemo: The Dream Master}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Mendel Palace}}''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''{{w|Metroid}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden}}''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|StarTropics}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Super Glove Ball}}''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the {{w|Power Glove}}, it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros}}/{{w|Duck Hunt}}/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 2}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 3}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wrecking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

===='''Game Boy'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy Game|The Itchy & Scratchy Game]]''
|Bits Studios/Acclaim.
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Nintendo 64 (N64)'''====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Color (GBC)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
===='''Game Boy Advance Video'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega/Majesco
|
|}

====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:BMX XXX|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage - [[Pickle]]d Edition
|BAM!
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|WayForward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Shippuden
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|His acquisition of every minigame led to the subject of an [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interview over his supposed sighting of an obscure character]].
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|Bundled with Wii U console
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|TreeFall Studios
|A digital download for the Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

====Nintendo Switch====

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''8-Bit Adventure Steins;Gate'''<ref name=Switchfriend>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4428480</ref>
|Spike Chunsoft
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing New Horizons'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon: Let's Go, Pikachu'''
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
| Chris owns 6 [[Pokeball Plus]] peripherals for this game
|-
|'''''Pokémon Quest'''<ref name=Switchfriend2>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4482126</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|I mean its Pokemon and its free :/
|-
|'''''Sonic Forces'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for PS4 and X-box.
|-
|'''''Starlink: Battle for Atlas'''
|Ubisoft
|Chris owns two copies. Seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'''
|Nintendo
|Also seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Tetris 99'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|Played for 350 hours as of August 2020.
|-
|'''''Sonic Mania'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Team Sonic Racing'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Super Mario Odyssey'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Freedom Planet'''
|GalaxyTrail
|-
|'''''Mega Man 11'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Capcom
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sword & Pokémon Shield'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|Chris bought Pokémon Sword and obtained Pokémon Shield as a present from a Ween after begging for it on his 38th birthday.
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. The only SMS game he has.
|}

====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Animaniacs (video game)|Animaniacs (video game)]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind|Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind]]
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (video game)|Fantasia]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ms. Pac Man]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Star Trek: The Next Generation
|Spectrum HoloByte
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story (video game)|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:X-Men(1993 video game)|X-Men]]
|Sega
|
|}

On 6 July 2018, Chris bought a Sega Genesis console off of eBay, apparently as a replacement<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-666#post-3536962</ref>.

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Seaman
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Toy Commander
|No Cliché
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|[[Greene County Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Sony
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Ford]] Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Jumping Flash!}}
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|The King of Fighters '99}}
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa: Door to Phantomile}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Software
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''MediEvil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|BAM!
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Space Jam]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homos|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Tekken 2}}
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Activision
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway/[[Adult Swim]] Games
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twinsanity]]
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]] Video Game!
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''{{w|Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts}}
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[100 2269|The Beatles: Rock Band]]
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Blur (video game)|Blur (Video game)]]
|Bizzarre Creations
|
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''DuckTales: Remastered''
|Capcom
|*FC* - [[May 2017]] - $15.00 - Chris bought this shortly after buying ''The Disney Afternoon Collection'' for the PS4, even though the original version is included in that pack.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy|Family Guy]]:Back to the Multiverse
|Activision
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Gamecock
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Bandai Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PAYDAY: The Heist
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai Namco
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur V
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter IV]]
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Games
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a PS4.
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|
|-
|''Disney Afternoon Collection''
|*FC* $20.00 - [[May 2017]]
|
|-
|''Freedom Planet''
|GalaxyTrail
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|
|-
|''Knack
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Dimensions
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Worlds''
|WB Games
|*FC* - [[March 2017]] - Chris used profit from selling his father's stamp collection to buy this on its 7 March release date for $30.
|-
|''PaRappa the Rapper Remastered''
|Sony
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Pure Chess''
|Ripstone
|*FC* $8.00 - [[April 2017]]
|-
|''Sonic Forces
|Sega
|*FC* $39.99 - [[November 2017]]. Chris also bought this for Xbox and Nintendo Switch
|-
|''Skylanders Swap Force
|Activision
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|Activision
|
|-
|''Yu-Gi-Oh: Legacy of the Duelist
|Konami
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal Games
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|LucasArts
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3 Publisher
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Christmas with the Kranks
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Sony/Columbia/TriStar
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|''[[South Park]]: When Technology Attacks!
|Paramount/Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man - The New Animated Series: The Mutant Menace
|Sony/Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Stealth
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego [[Harry Potter]]: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft/Aksys/Rising Star
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]].<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref> In November 2017, he casually mentioned his gamertag<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref> in a Facebook comment.

====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham
|
|-
|}

====Xbox One====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Aftercharge''
| Chainsawesome Games
|
|-
|''Anthem''
| BioWare, Bioware Austin LLC
|
|-
|''Banjo Kazooie: N n B''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Tooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Dark Souls Remaster''
|From Software, QLOC, Virtuos
|
|-
|''Forza Horizon 4''
|Microsoft
|Drives a custom Sonichu colored Ford Focus
|-
|-
|''Gears of War: Ultimate Edition''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice''
|Ninja Theory
|
|-
|''Jetpac Refuelled''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Kameo''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|[[Life Is Strange]] Season 2 Episode 1
|Dontnod Entertainment, Deck Nine, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat X''
|NetherRealm Studios
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Perfect Dark Zero''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Rare Replay''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Realm Royale''
|Heroic Leap Games
|
|-
|''Shadow of the Tomb Raider''
|Square Enix, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Generations''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Forces''
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for the PS4 and Nintendo Switch.
|-
|-
|''Shantae: Half-Genie Hero''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Shantae and the Pirate's Curse''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Super Lucky's Tale''
|Playful Corp
|
|-
|''Sunset Overdrive''
|Xbox Game Studios
|
|-
|''Thomas Was Alone''
|Mike Bithell
|
|-
|''The Orange Box''
|Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts, EA Bright Light
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Viva Piñata: TIP''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''HALO 5 : GUARDIANS''
|Microsoft
|
|}

===Steam===
{{incomplete}}

{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Five Nights at Freddy's''
|Scott Cawthon Games
|
|-
|''Payday 2''
|Overkill/505
|
|-
|''Portal''
|Valve Corporation
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic 3 & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file] DEAD LINK
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

List of Chris's video games

2021-01-02T05:05:34Z

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[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[CWCki]]'s [[United States of America|American]] readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like the number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (Every ''[[Sonic]]'' game, and almost every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'', ''Learning with the PooYoos''.).

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as {{w|Game Boy Advance Video}} cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to a majority of American consumers...except for Chris, apparently, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in [[January 2009]]. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding game collection since then. [[HEXbox|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

Many [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Tugboat|income]] — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise. A [[January 2015]] leak by a Nintendo employee revealed that he had made 585 purchases on his account, in Nintendo video game products (including hardware, software, DLC, etc.) in a span of 4.5 years. This leak also showed that Chris's addiction to buying video games has worsened '''hard''' over the years.

After [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], many of these games are presumed to have burned up (or lost), but no final verdict on that matter has been given.

==Chris (barely) lets go==
Chris has '''''very''''' ''occasionally'' sold off some of his games to earn money. This occurred most frequently throughout 2010, but (perhaps unsurprisingly) hasn't happened much ever since.

In early [[August 2010]], according to his [[Jackie E-mails 8|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris sold off "12 NES, 3 SNES, 6 Genesis, 9 Game Boy and 6 PSOne Games" at a local pawn shop, hoping to snag some spending money and get around his father's iron grip on his finances. (He actually attempted to sell 23 PlayStation games total; all but six were refused due to their poor condition.) A couple of weeks later, he went back and sold off more NES and SNES games, as well as his Super Nintendo console and a few accessories for it. Between both trips he pocketed a little over $80, but the extent of what he got rid of is not fully documented.

On 31 August, he made a third trip to the pawn shop, selling off his Nintendo 64 and all his games for the console. Total proceeds: $40. At the same time he tried to sell his 16-bit Sega consoles and games, but failed, since his Genesis was apparently malfunctioning.

Around the same time, Chris also made a couple of trips to his local [[GameStop]] to trade in some of his collection. In early August, he gave up "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP, and 4 DS games" for $50 in store credit, which he immediately plowed back into a pre-order for more games. Later, around the end of the month, he traded in several Game Boy Advance, GameCube, and Nintendo DS games for $100 worth of GameStop store credit. In both cases, it's not clear exactly which titles he let go of.

In [[October 2010]], Chris dropped by Plan 9 Music, a music store in [[Charlottesville]], and sold them "7 PS3, 2 PSP, 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game" along with several movie DVDs, although as usual he did not specify which titles. He thereby earned $48.75, most of which went directly into his stomach and Son-Chu's gas tank.

In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris mentioned the pawn shop trip to his enemies. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris's old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a TRUE and HONEST certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition. It's not known if Chris's labeled games are still available at Snooky's, or if anybody else has purchased them.

<center>
<gallery>
File:Groupiz.jpg|Clyde's haul.
File:Dk3v.jpg|Note how the sticker label is peeling on all four corners. This isn't a common occurrence.
File:Fotns.jpg|A [[JERKS|rather surprising]] title that Chris once owned.
File:Nametage.jpg|The Nintendo Seal of Truth and Honesty.
File:Drmariofull.jpg|The dirtiest copy of ''Dr. Mario'' you will ever see.
File:Whytp.jpg|The original label was apparently damaged, so Chris tried replacing it. It shows.
File:Thefuck.jpg|LOOK AT THAT DIRT GODDAMN
</gallery>
</center>

Oddly enough, in August [[2008]], Chris auctioned off a pink {{w|LeapFrog Enterprises|LeapFrog}} {{w|Leapster}} on [[eBay]], and received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld edutainment video game system marketed to children ages 3-11. It was released in late [[2003]], which means that Chris was at least ''21'' when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|''Sonic X'']] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering [[Chris and mathematics|math problems]] to advance, is appropriate for 4-9 year olds, which is unsurprising considering Chris's [[Chris and psychology|arrested development.]]

Despite these attempts, and owning current generation systems (such as the [[PS4]] and [[Nintendo]] Switch), Chris often returns to his older consoles (such as the Dreamcast or Game Boy). After [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]] (presumably) destroyed much of Chris's video game collection, he repurchased many of the games, sans ones he already purchased on the Wii Virtual Console and PlayStation Network.

==Games bought during the Financhu Crisis==
Chris's habit of wasting money on games continued even during the [[Financhu Crisis]], a time of self-inflicted financial hardship for the Chandlers, in which Chris regularly begged for money. These purchases are denoted with *FC* in the notes section of the lists below.

==The List==
===Nintendo===
===='''Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)'''====
Half of these NES games are on his 3DS Virtual Console (VC), while the others are physical copies for Chris's actual NES console (that he probably rarely plays).

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''{{w|1942 (video game)|1942}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Bandai Namco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman}}''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Castlequest}}''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse}}''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Dance Aerobics}}''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Donkey Kong 3}}'
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''{{w|Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario}}''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Gyruss#NES and Famicom|Gyruss}}''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Kabuki Quantum Fighter}}''
|HAL
|
|-
|''{{w|Kirby's Adventure}}''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Little Nemo: The Dream Master}}''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Mendel Palace}}''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''{{w|Metroid}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden}}''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Bandai Namco
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|StarTropics}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''{{w|Super Glove Ball}}''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the {{w|Power Glove}}, it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros}}/{{w|Duck Hunt}}/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 2}}''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''{{w|Super Mario Bros. 3}}''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wrecking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

===='''Game Boy'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy Game|The Itchy & Scratchy Game]]''
|Bits Studios/Acclaim.
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Nintendo 64 (N64)'''====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

===='''Game Boy Color (GBC)'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
===='''Game Boy Advance Video'''====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega/Majesco
|
|}

====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:BMX XXX|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage - [[Pickle]]d Edition
|BAM!
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|WayForward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Shippuden
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|His acquisition of every minigame led to the subject of an [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interview over his supposed sighting of an obscure character]].
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|Bundled with Wii U console
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|TreeFall Studios
|A digital download for the Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

====Nintendo Switch====

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''8-Bit Adventure Steins;Gate'''<ref name=Switchfriend>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4428480</ref>
|Spike Chunsoft
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing New Horizons'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Pokémon: Let's Go, Pikachu'''
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
| Chris owns 6 [[Pokeball Plus]] peripherals for this game
|-
|'''''Pokémon Quest'''<ref name=Switchfriend2>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-4482126</ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|I mean its Pokemon and its free :/
|-
|'''''Sonic Forces'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for PS4 and X-box.
|-
|'''''Starlink: Battle for Atlas'''
|Ubisoft
|Chris owns two copies. Seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate'''
|Nintendo
|Also seen in [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
|-
|'''''Tetris 99'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|Played for 350 hours as of August 2020.
|-
|'''''Sonic Mania'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Team Sonic Racing'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Sega
|-
|'''''Super Mario Odyssey'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Nintendo
|-
|'''''Freedom Planet'''
|GalaxyTrail
|-
|'''''Mega Man 11'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|Capcom
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sword & Pokémon Shield'''<ref name=Switchfriend></ref>
|The Pokémon Company and Nintendo
|Chris bought Pokémon Sword and obtained Pokémon Shield as a present from a Ween after begging for it on his 38th birthday.
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. The only SMS game he has.
|}

====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Animaniacs (video game)|Animaniacs (video game)]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind|Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind]]
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (video game)|Fantasia]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ms. Pac Man]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Star Trek: The Next Generation
|Spectrum HoloByte
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Story (video game)|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:X-Men(1993 video game)|X-Men]]
|Sega
|
|}

On 6 July 2018, Chris bought a Sega Genesis console off of eBay, apparently as a replacement<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-666#post-3536962</ref>.

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Seaman
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Toy Commander
|No Cliché
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|[[Greene County Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Sony
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Jumping Flash!}}
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|The King of Fighters '99}}
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa: Door to Phantomile}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Software
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''MediEvil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|BAM!
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homo|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''{{w|Tekken 2}}
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Activision
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway/[[Adult Swim]] Games
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twinsanity]]
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]] Video Game!
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''{{w|Kingdom Hearts (video game)|Kingdom Hearts}}
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''{{w|Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil}}
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[100 2269|The Beatles: Rock Band]]
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Blur (video game)|Blur (Video game)]]
|Bizzarre Creations
|
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''DuckTales: Remastered''
|Capcom
|*FC* - [[May 2017]] - $15.00 - Chris bought this shortly after buying ''The Disney Afternoon Collection'' for the PS4, even though the original version is included in that pack.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy|Family Guy]]:Back to the Multiverse
|Activision
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Gamecock
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Bandai Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PAYDAY: The Heist
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai Namco
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur V
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter IV]]
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Games
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a PS4.
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|
|-
|''Disney Afternoon Collection''
|*FC* $20.00 - [[May 2017]]
|
|-
|''Freedom Planet''
|GalaxyTrail
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|
|-
|''Knack
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Dimensions
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Lego Worlds''
|WB Games
|*FC* - [[March 2017]] - Chris used profit from selling his father's stamp collection to buy this on its 7 March release date for $30.
|-
|''PaRappa the Rapper Remastered''
|Sony
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Pure Chess''
|Ripstone
|*FC* $8.00 - [[April 2017]]
|-
|''Sonic Forces
|Sega
|*FC* $39.99 - [[November 2017]]. Chris also bought this for Xbox and Nintendo Switch
|-
|''Skylanders Swap Force
|Activision
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|Activision
|
|-
|''Yu-Gi-Oh: Legacy of the Duelist
|Konami
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Vivendi Universal Games
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|LucasArts
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|Buena Vista Games
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3 Publisher
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Christmas with the Kranks
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Sony/Columbia/TriStar
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|''[[South Park]]: When Technology Attacks!
|Paramount/Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man - The New Animated Series: The Mutant Menace
|Sony/Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Stealth
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Sony/Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|-
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego [[Harry Potter]]: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Bandai Namco
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft/Aksys/Rising Star
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]].<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref> In November 2017, he casually mentioned his gamertag<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref> in a Facebook comment.

====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Universal
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham
|
|-
|}

====Xbox One====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Aftercharge''
| Chainsawesome Games
|
|-
|''Anthem''
| BioWare, Bioware Austin LLC
|
|-
|''Banjo Kazooie: N n B''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Banjo-Tooie''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|-
|''Dark Souls Remaster''
|From Software, QLOC, Virtuos
|
|-
|''Forza Horizon 4''
|Microsoft
|Drives a custom Sonichu colored Ford Focus
|-
|-
|''Gears of War: Ultimate Edition''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice''
|Ninja Theory
|
|-
|''Jetpac Refuelled''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Kameo''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|[[Life Is Strange]] Season 2 Episode 1
|Dontnod Entertainment, Deck Nine, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat X''
|NetherRealm Studios
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Perfect Dark Zero''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Rare Replay''
|Microsoft
|
|-
|''Realm Royale''
|Heroic Leap Games
|
|-
|''Shadow of the Tomb Raider''
|Square Enix, Feral Interactive
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Generations''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic Forces''
|Sega
|Chris also bought this for the PS4 and Nintendo Switch.
|-
|-
|''Shantae: Half-Genie Hero''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Shantae and the Pirate's Curse''
|WayForward Technologies
|
|-
|''Super Lucky's Tale''
|Playful Corp
|
|-
|''Sunset Overdrive''
|Xbox Game Studios
|
|-
|''Thomas Was Alone''
|Mike Bithell
|
|-
|''The Orange Box''
|Valve Corporation, Electronic Arts, EA Bright Light
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''Viva Piñata: TIP''
|Microsoft
|Through Rare Replay
|-
|''HALO 5 : GUARDIANS''
|Microsoft
|
|}

===Steam===
{{incomplete}}

{|class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Five Nights at Freddy's''
|Scott Cawthon Games
|
|-
|''Payday 2''
|Overkill/505
|
|-
|''Portal''
|Valve Corporation
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sonic 3 & Knuckles''
|Sega
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==References==
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{{quote|Plus, Trump is just too damn rich And [[Chris and hypocrisy|immature]]. And "Trump" spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with "Hurt", and he would badly "Pmurt" this country in office.|[[Chris]]}}

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|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Occupation
|data7 = Real estate developer Television host President, [[United States]] (2017-present)
|label8 = Preceded by
|data8 = [[Barack Obama]]
|label9 = Succeeded by
|data9 = Joe Biden
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'''Pmurt''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for billionaire and current President of the United States '''{{w|Donald Trump|Donald Trump}}''' (born [[Pre-1980#1940s|14 June 1946]]). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards;<ref>[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]</ref> however, in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]], he pronounced the P.

Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for [[Barack Obama#White House gag|Hillary Clinton]].<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris and Barb vote for Hillary]]</ref> Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple death threats against him and Vice President {{w|Mike Pence|Mike Pence}}, which is actually [[Chris and the law|against the law]].

Since encountering the [[Idea Guys]], however, Chris has largely lost interest in politics in favor of engaging in his [[messiah complex]], and as such, has mostly forgotten about Trump. He never addressed his impeachment, which seems odd considering that it was the closest he came to being removed from office early. Nonetheless, Chris slowly became more interested in the 2020 election in the final weeks before election day, particularly after Trump contracted [[COVID-19]]. After a drawn-out election in 2020, it was determined that Trump would lose his re-election bid and would be succeeded by Joe Biden.

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==Meaning of the name==
{{quote|Well, at least MY face ain't fuckin' orange!|Chris, [[DivineTrial|several]] [[At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|separate]] occasions before 2016}}
[[File:Pmurt Dlanod.png|thumb|This is what Chris probably believes.]]

This CWC-ism comes from a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment from 25 September]] (partially quoted above), in which Chris says that "Trump spelled backwards is "Pmurt", [[Random Access Humor|which rhymes with hurt, and that Trump would badly "Pmurt" the US if elected]]".

Reversing Trump’s name has twofold meanings. Firstly, names are particularly sacred to Chris;<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref><ref>[[To Clyde Gregg]]</ref><ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> in his eyes, mocking someone's name will severely degrade them—this article will establish that Chris has enormous disdain for Donald Trump. Secondly, Chris has historically assumed that saying something backwards induces subliminal stimuli<ref>[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref>—which he believes are enormously influential on the psyche ''and'' the physical body.<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]</ref> Therefore, Chris may believe reversing Trump's name, in a negative context, might effectively alter his audience's perception of him. Beyond the random-access humor, Chris probably thinks his rendition of Trump’s name is a serious presidential objection that everyone needs to consider.

Chris continued using this backwards name in subsequent Facebook posts and videos.

==Opposition to Trump==
[[File:CWCiki IntroductionPMURT.jpg|thumb|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Pmurt's election.]]
{{quote|You have Got to be kidding! Trump is most [[Chris and hypocrisy|Immature]], [[My Little Pony|Uncouth]], and [[Chris and reality|Not Valid to be president]]. Trump will ONLY make the Country go [[Financhu Crisis|BROKE]], as Groening predicted, and ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors and the Fat Cat Rich People, and Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below. Not to mention he is Anti-[[SLGBTQ|LGBTQ]], Anti-Immigrants, he [[Women's rights|puts down Women VERY BAD]], and he is an all-around Bad Person.

Hillary will [[Monthly tugboat|Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class]] and lower and get the country less in debt. And She is PRO-LGBTQ and [[Niggos|Immigrants]], AND She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General. AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.

You should Watch ALL Three Debates On YouTube. I'll send you the links in chronological Order.|Chris<ref>[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>}}

Chris has historically never had any real interest in politics. Combined with his general indifference towards anything intellectual in favor [[Video games|of]] [[Lego|nobler]] [[Mass debating|pursuits]], it's perplexing that Trump's involvement in politics would concern Chris as much as it does. Speculation has suggested a more personal root to Chris's animosity. As Chris’s view of politics effectively begins and ends with himself, the true root of his anger lies somewhere in the bramble bush of his [[Chris and psychology|confused psyche]].

For one thing, Chris is highly [[Naive|impressionable]]. As discussed later on this page, the LGBT blogs and groups he follows on Facebook have a negative opinion of Trump, as they generally do with most right-wing politicians due to their left-wing biases. Going off of the minimal amount of information he's absorbed from said blogs, Chris has said that he is afraid of what a Trump presidency could mean for him and his [[Tomgirl|lesbian soul]]. This is in addition to the general trend among popular culture and major-media outlets, which has also been severely critical of Trump. Considering how Chris [[Family Guy|takes things he sees in media at face value]], it makes sense that he would readily and eagerly accept these sentiments without a second thought.

Chris has shown that he picks his candidates based on who he can identify with more. On account of his [[Chris and gender|gender confusion]] and [[JERKS|dislike of men]], Hillary Clinton was far more attractive to him simply because she was a woman. The evidence for this is overwhelming, especially considering that he once compared her with Sarah Palin.<ref>[[Update 02/16/2016]]</ref> This is also consistent with Chris’s fondness of [[George W. Bush|George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama|Barack Obama]], both of whom he voted for because he liked them personally.

Especially salient to this discussion is the mentality behind Chris’s [[Brand loyalty|brand loyalty]]. Once Chris picks a [[PS3|side]] on something, he will defend that side no matter what due [[Naive|to a]] [[Chris and reality|misplaced sense of]] [[Autism|rigid devotion]]. This time the side he picked has down and out lost. Chris has been legally able to vote since February 24th, 2000. He's never mentioned voting for a losing candidate in a presidential election before. It's possible that his explosive anger is based partially in the fact that his favored candidate didn't come out on top this time.

Chris has provided the following reasons for why he dislikes Trump. It’s unclear how many of these are his actual opinions and not just things he’s parroting from what he’s heard on the internet. As the astute of you will quickly notice, many of the negative qualities he accuses Trump of having are ones that [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he himself possesses]].

===On character===

*He "[[Death threats|is very spiteful]]".<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Christine's Driver's License and Woman's Card]]</ref>

*He is an "[[Chris|immature brat]] who mocks everyone".<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

*He "was a [[Autism|one-track tape]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|repeating himself]] [[Honor Roll|on pat [sic] deeds]] [[CADD|that he was "proud"(?)]] of".<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#"Thoughts" on the debate]]</ref>

*He is "[[Chris and anger|hot-headed]], [[Chris and money#Chris and impulse spending|impulsive]], [[Clyde Cash|orange-faced]], [[Chris and money#Barb's toxic influence|money-grubbing]], [[Barbara Chandler|double-dealing]], [[Chris and race|immigrant and race offensive]], and most offensive [on] [[Homos|the LGBTQ]]".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

*He "[[Gal Pal E-mails 4#OkCupid - She's overweight and unappealing|puts down Women VERY BAD]]".<ref>[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>

*His "[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Womanizing and raping actions]]".

*He is a [[Jerk|male]]. In February 2016, Chris said, "I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years"<ref>[[Update 02/16/2016]]</ref> as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president]]. On 20 November, he stated Trump "is of SOO Many Typical Offensive MALE Stereotypes, he probably was born with Two damned "Y" Chromosomes instead of the usual "XY" pair".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

*He is "[[Chris and Reality|Not Valid to be president]]".<ref>[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>

Interestingly, both Trump and Chris have been accused of sexual harassment. While Trump's allegations have not been proven, Chris has [[Megan|had the]] [[Kacey|claims regarding]] [[Catherine|him confirmed]].

===On the issues===

*He "Wants [[Chris and race|the immigrants to build their own "Keep Out" wall so [he] would kick them all out]]".<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

*He has "ideals of [[Chris and money|cutting finances]] from all of the more important resources the country needs in communities and feeding the industries from the National Debt. And he acted against the immigrants in that topic as well; [[Monthly Tugboat|they have to work too, you know]]".<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#"Thoughts" on the debate]]</ref>

*He "will ONLY make the Country go BROKE, as Groening predicted, and [[Chris and Money#Bank lawsuits against Barb|ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors]] and the Fat Cat Rich People, and [[Financhu Crisis|Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below]]" and "Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt".<ref>[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>

===On issues relevant to Chris===
[[File:Pence.png|thumb]]
*LGBTQ

Chris is especially paranoid in his belief that Trump and Pence "hate" the LGBTQ community.<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

Chris has said he does "not just despise Trump and Pence, but as a Leabian [sic] Transwoman, and high-functioning autistic person, I fear, too, what would happen with those two God-damned jerks in the White House". In addition, he said, "I fear the loss of my own rights alongside our other LGBTQ community people's as well".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

However, he has been vague in explaining ''why'' any policies they might implement would affect him. Chris does not face discrimination in the workforce, or in society ([[Chris and the law|at least not from being transgender]]). Over 3 years into their term, Trump and Pence have yet to criminalize the LGBT community and/or allow widespread discrimination of them. Sure, the Republican Party is mostly anti-LGBT, but they know that doing such a stunt would be a political suicide.

Although he's released conflicting statements on the matter, Trump has expressed some progressive ideas regarding transgender issues. Chris is aware of this, but still refuses to give Trump credit, saying he is "most offensive to us in the LGBTQ communities, regardless of his Transgender bathroom choice statement".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>. In any case, the only anti-LGBT thing Trump has done as president is barring transgender people from the military, it's not like LGBT people would simply poof out the moment Trump was inaugurated as Chris assumed.

Chris also criticized Pence, saying that "[[Chris and politics|Pence is just as much Anti LGBTQ and everything else that Trump is]], so my feelings are the same with that rat bastard as well, very much".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>. His criticism of Pence, however, is a little more understandable, since has indeed promoted anti-LGBT policies and is firmly against same-sex marriage, like any average Republican.

*[[Monthly tugboat|The tugboat]]

Trump has been critical of welfare in the past and throughout his campaign.<ref>http://www.ontheissues.org/2016/Donald_Trump_Welfare_+_Poverty.htm</ref> Should he find Congress agreeable, one of his aims may be to pass legislation limiting welfare’s funding and availability. Chris is dimly cognizant of this and fears that he may end up finding his tugboat reduced or even completely taken away. As of 2020, neither Trump nor Congress have passed any legislation in the matter, and the chance of that happening is very unlikely considering Congress is currently partly controlled by Trump's opposition. Chris continues the receive the tugboat without any problems.

On 14 November, he stated:<ref>[[[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

{{quotebox|they would drain money from [[Monthly Tugboat|SSI]], making my mother and I closer to broke.}}

In truth, what makes Chris and Barb closer to broke is ''[[Financhu Crisis|themselves]]''. Given the rapid decline in their finances, he was hoping Hillary Clinton's policies would increase his tugboat revenue, [[Naive| if not bail the Chandlers out entirely]].

Chris has adamantly refused to budge on his anti-Trump positions. On 20 November, after radio silence following Lizzy the Lezzy readers and his Facebook friends criticizing him for his repeated death wishes, he said, "there is Nothing, nor any amount of time or whatever else, that would make it the cold day in the earth's core to Ever make me have even a remote inkling of a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma of any change of feeling or heart of mine about Trump ever".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

==Chris's news sources==
On Facebook, Chris routinely browses pages on LGBTQ culture, such as Lizzy the Lezzy. In the wake of the 2016 election, many of those pages became inundated with articles written with a clear anti-Trump angle. Chris forms and reinforces his opinions on Trump based on those articles, rating many of them "Angry". Examples of the pages Chris reacted to can be seen [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-11-13-05-02-12-png.153431/ here] and [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-11-13-19-08-04-png.153440/ here].

It's likely that Chris simply skims headlines or opening paragraphs without taking the time to read the articles. The second example was taken one hour after Chris posted to [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|a Lizzy the Lezzy comments section]];<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-13-chris-hates-and-fears-trump-and-pence.25777/page-2#post-1878273</ref> given that he was also busy with responding to its readers, it is impossible for him to have thoroughly read the articles. That Chris can't be bothered to learn more about the issues he apparently feels so seized with emotion over is emblematic of his [[Chris and Ego|arrogance]], [[Honor roll|stupidity]], and [[Stress|laziness]]. Chris refuses to even try to understand the issues at hand and so his understanding of Trump and American politics is consequently abysmal.

Chris has also [[Honor Roll|cited an episode of The Simpsons]] as one of his major sources for being anti-Trump,<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref> which is appropriate considering [[Chris and television|one of the ways he wastes his time]] in lieu of acting like a functional adult.

==Anti-Trump petitions==
Chris has signed several online petitions in an effort to prevent Trump from assuming the presidency.

*[https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment A petition opposing the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment"]

{{quotebox|On January 20, Donald Trump and Mike Pence are going to enter the White House.

They campaigned on a platform of hatred, bigotry, racism, misogyny, and xenophobia...

...[The Russell Amendment] would reverse existing nondiscrimination protections for 28 million people in the federal contracting workforce. That means employers could fire someone or refuse to give them a job because they have a same sex partner, use birth control, are a single mother, are transgender or even simply don’t practice the same religion as their employer.}} Of course, Chris supported this petition—probably because it disparages Trump and references the transgender community. It's unlikely he actually read or understood its contents.

*[https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19 A petition calling on the Electoral College to disregard the election and install Hillary Clinton into the presidency]

Chris also signed this petition, in the hopes that on 19 December 2016, the Electoral College would "ignore" the results of the 2016 Presidential election since Clinton won the popular vote. This did not happen.

==Death threats==
[[Image:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, wishing for Donald Trump's death.]]

Chris's hatred of Trump is so great that he made four videos of himself role-playing acts of violence on him with ''[[Transformers]]'', ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Lego]]'' toys, with two of those occurring before the election,<ref>[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls]]</ref><ref>[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]</ref> including one where he destroyed [[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return|a Transformers toy]], further showing his lack of [[Chris and money|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|sense]].

'''Timeline'''

On 9 November 2016, Chris began making several enraged [[death threats]] against the then President-elect. He continued his tirade in the following days, adding Vice President Mike Pence to his death prayers on 10 November, in spite of the possibility that it could land him in serious legal trouble. According to [http://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter41&edition=prelim United States code], a threat against the President is punishable by a fine and/or a maximum of five years in prison.

Chris has gotten himself into [[Chris and the law|legal trouble]] multiple times in the past, to the point that he has six misdemeanors on his record, with four of those stemming from assault crimes. He is also having [[Financhu Crisis|financial trouble]]. Only time will tell how far Chris pushes his luck with his repeated calls for Trump and Pence to die.

Given that Chris's address is public knowledge, the possibility of the Secret Service visiting and interrogating him for his threats and then forcing him to not divulge anything should not be ruled out.

[[Image:Legotrumppence.jpg|thumb|left|Trump and Pence depicted being murdered in Lego form by Chris, part of a line of his perceived enemies who have been the subject of his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise|voodoo-magic]] [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#OkCupid and Impotent Rage|revenge fantasies]].]]

===2016===
'''9 November'''

*3:28 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated|posts on Facebook]] that he wants someone to assassinate Trump with a sniper rifle. Chris's Twitter account automatically tweets the post. Throughout the day, many [[Chris in the media#Death threats against Trump|high-profile Twitter users]] retweet the post. Several Twitter users say that they reported him to the FBI and Secret Service.<ref>http://archive.is/bHnGQ</ref>

*3:39 am - Chris [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|uploads a YouTube video]] depicting him smashing a ''Transformers'' toy in effigy of Trump, while screaming "die!"

*3:40 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|posts on Facebook]] again. He links to the YouTube video and says Trump "should Die now" before taking office. The post is also tweeted by his Twitter account.

*5:15 am - The "sniper rifle" death threat disappears from Facebook.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-calls-for-the-assassination-of-our-dear-leader.25664/page-4#post-1865911</ref>

*8:30 am - An Infowars.com [http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article], featuring Chris's death threat in tweet form, is published.

*11 pm - The same threat disappears from Twitter.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-calls-for-the-assassination-of-our-dear-leader.25664/page-14#post-1869300</ref>

'''10 November'''
*4:07 am - Chris [[Twitter#10 November 2016.1|tweets]] the Infowars article.

*4:23 am - Chris [[Twitter#10 November 2016.2|tweets]] that he wants his audience to join him in wishing death to the then President-elect Trump before January 2017.

*6:53 pm - Chris again [[Twitter#10 November 2016.3|tweets]] to pray for Trump's death. He also prays for then Vice President-elect Mike Pence's death. He then links to [https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment a petition] from Credo Action, concerning the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment".

'''13 November'''
*2:06 am - Chris [[Feelings of the election results|uploads a YouTube video]] in which he uses Legos to role-play Mike Pence murdering Trump and getting arrested. He then holds up a sheet of paper, with the handwritten words (backwards and facing himself):

<center>{{quotebox|(Before January 2017) Die, Trump, die, or by illness, by Mike Pence's hand.}}</center>

*2:36 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]] about being annoyed by leftover Trump/Pence campaign signs. It is unknown whether or not Chris will [[Sonic Boom Protests|take down the signs himself]].

*5:06 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]], linking to the Infowars article. He then tries to justify his behavior by saying, "I'm not the only one who wants him dead".

*9:17 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|posts]] to the Lizzy the Lezzy comment section, asking the readers to pray for Trump and Pence's deaths "before Thanksgiving". Many people respond, trying to talk sense into him, to no avail.

'''14 November'''
*12:53 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows|posts a picture to Facebook]] depicting Lego versions of Trump and Pence being executed by hanging, while handcuffed. The text on the photo reads:

<center>{{quotebox|Die, Trump, Die. Die, Pence, Die.

We do not want either of you in office; jail for you both is unlikely; We, the LGBTQ community, do not want to lose our protection and rights}}</center>

*1:16 pm - Chris follows up by commenting that, since prison is "unlikely" and impeachment is "difficult" then "Death upon those two before January, 2017, at this time and point is a necessary evil".

*3:07 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting|posts]], saying "[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville]]".

*7:30 pm - The execution-by-hanging post, and the associated comments, disappears from Facebook.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-14-16-chris-simulates-murder-with-legos.25791/page-7#post-1880108</ref>

'''15 November'''

*10:44 pm - Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announces]] Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week.

'''20 November'''

*5:00 am - Chris, in [[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...|a 22-tweet long rant]], makes several childish insults and says he had given his "issues and feelings of Trump some thought". He claims that they are "justified". He ends his rant by complaining about Twitter's 140-character limit.

'''2 December'''
[[File:Alpha TrionYoung warrior challenge explained.mp400001.png|thumb|Playing [[God]].]]

*5:51 pm - Chris uploads [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]]. He role-plays Trump, Pence and Clinton using Legos:

{{quotebox|So [[Chris and english|advocate]] the office, Trump! Advocate the position. And then maybe I'll take you down off of that noose.}}

'''29 December'''

*1:11 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|returns to posting death threats against Donald Trump]] on Facebook. In response to an article on Trump and the {{w|First Amendment Defense Act|First Amendment Defense Act}}, Chris commented, "ADVOCATE THE OFFICE, TRUMP, or Die, Trump, Die!!!"

*1:43 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|posts a puzzler]] for Trump. He asks Trump to consider a scenario wherein there is an alternate reality where everyone is gender-flipped and an "Anti-Straight Law" is proposed. He asks if Trump would support a law that is against the "Donald Trump(ette)" of that world. He ends by threatening Trump again: "#DonaldTrump, Advocate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand."

Chris later proofread both posts, editing ''advocate'' to ''abdicate''. However, he did not tone down the death threats.

===2017===
'''4 January'''

*8:34 am - Chris [[Twitter#Tweeting a death threat to Trump|tweets]] the link for his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump's Twitter account, with the death threat still intact.

*6:03 pm - For the second time, Chris [[Twitter#Tweeting a death threat to Trump again|tweets]] his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump.

'''20 January'''

*10:54 pm - Chris reacts to news on the inauguration of President Trump on [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|YouTube]], [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#USA has no president or vice president|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#January|Twitter]]. He insists that the USA has no President or Vice President, taking the "#NotMyPresident" hashtag [[Autism|a step further]] by stating that he will see "an empty chair with no audible speech whatsoever". To cap it off, he says his mind will not be changed until either Trump and Pence leave voluntarily or they "are both deceased".

===Chris on his death threats===
Chris has attempted to rationalize his constant calls for Trump and Pence's deaths and to reconcile his violent attitude with him being "bothered" that he has to "resort to death wishing on Anyone".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

After Chris suggested to the readers of Lizzy the Lezzy (a LGBTQ Facebook page) to wish death on Trump and Pence, they instead criticized him for saying such "stupid" things.

One person said, "wishing death on people you don't like doesn't exactly make you look like a better person in comparison". Chris replied by saying that, with Trump and Pence in office, it would then be difficult to "impeach them and get Hillary in".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

Chris has shifted on how he wants Trump to die. Upon learning of the election results, he wanted someone to kill Trump with "a sniper rifle".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated]]</ref> The next day, he asked [[Chris and religion|God]] to do it.<ref>[[Twitter#10 November 2016.2]]</ref> Days later, he wanted Mike Pence to murder him.<ref>[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref> He also believed it was possible that Trump will die from old age before inauguration day,<ref>[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref> and that Clinton would not, since "Men die earlier than women".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref> Inexplicably, Chris also wants "science" to kill Trump.<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

Chris has considered the notion of Trump and Pence going to prison, but has concluded that "Prison is unlikely for them, how difficult impeachment is, what other option is there?" He believes Trump should be jailed "for all of his [[Emily|sexual]] [[Catherine|assaults]] and rape on women".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

He would prefer for Trump and Pence to simply hand over their democratically-elected positions, saying to "give the role of President, with most civil grace to Hillary Clinton. And since that is most bloody unlikely of Trump, ever, I am still most pained to continue having to pray for Trump's and Pence's Deaths to happen Before January, 2017, by someone else's hands or illness".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref> Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should "advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be".<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]</ref> Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it's a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.

Due to his [[Autism|stubbornness]], Chris has refused to budge from his anti-Pmurt positions, even after Lizzy the Lezzy's readers ''and'' his Facebook friends criticized him for his repeated death threats. On 20 November, he stated, "I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified", followed by saying, "As much as I would like to choose to be rednecked and stubborn enough to plead complete ignorance and utter denial of him and Pence not only on the verge of taking office, there is still too many damn visuals about the bastards that plain further frustrate and upset me".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

Unfortunately for Chris, he simply forms his opinions via skimming clickbait articles whose authors are inclined to disagree with Trump. Due to his [[Announcement 06292016|untreated autism]], he hasn't attempted to do any research of his own on what Trump and Pence have said. Instead, he opts to live on in willful ignorance, putting no effort into enriching himself with knowledge and getting fanatically emotional about matters he barely understands. It's to the point that he believed "Death upon [Trump and Pence] before January, 2017, at this time and point [was] a necessary evil".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>.

==2020 election==
{{quote|Right on! I say No to Drumpftastic [[Mathematics|infinity squared]].|Chris, giving support to the Biden/Harris campaign in response to Jason Alexander's endorsement.<ref>[[October 2020 social media posts#No to Drumpftastic]]</ref>}}
[[File:YangGang.png|thumb|left|For a time, Chris was part of the Yang Gang.]]

By the time he encountered the Idea Guys, Chris had shifted his focus from being invested in following LGBT+ groups to being invested in his [[Chris and coping|imaginary world]]. Without the influence from LGBT groups, Chris seemed to have left his hatred of Trump and his interest in politics behind, preferring to occupy himself with his [[polyamorous marriage]]s and alternate [[dimensions]]. Nonethelss, Chris vocalized his support for Andrew Yang in [[October 2019]], during the lead-up to the Democratic Party primaries to select a nominee for President. Conversely, he practically ignored any and all news concerning Trump's impeachment in [[December 2019]] and the months that followed, which demonstrated Chris's comparative lack of interest in politics at this point in time. After all, the impeachment process would have been the earliest point that he could have been removed in office besides January 2021, presuming that he lost his 2020 re-election bid (which he eventually did).

However, Chris did become more engaged with politics much closer to the 2020 election, starting around the time that news that Donald Trump contracted [[COVID-19]] got out. Taking to [[October 2020 social media posts|social media]] during [[October 2020]], he replied to [[Ben Saint]] to dispel his claims that Chris was responsible for Trump's ailment; Chris also took a moment to proclaim that COVID-19 would '''not''' be the cause Trump's demise, but that his end will come by other means, as [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|his death]] is foretold as part of Chris's own [[Dimensional Merge]] prophecies. He then vocalized support for Democratic Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates Joe Biden and Kamala Harris a few days later, after their respective debates against Donald Trump and Mike Pence, ensuring that they received the critical Sonichu vote in the election. Chris also appreciated the schadenfreude of someone reportedly hacking into Trump's [[Twitter]] account after it was reported to have very minimal security protection.

True to Chris's prophecy, Trump appears to have recovered from his infection since being diagnosed with COVID-19. That being said, whether or not that will last is in question due to the amount of drugs that he's being filled with to suppress the symptoms, along with other factors like his age, [[obesity]], history of substance abuse, and unwillingness to rest in favor of going back on the campaign trail affecting his body's ability to fight off the infection, particularly since this strain of the Coronavirus has often come and gone in waves in patients who are faced with serious symptoms.

It should also be noted that Chris actually believes that {{w|Lisa Simpson}} will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] takes place<ref>[[Discord Q&A 5#Operation of CWCville's Government]]</ref> regardless of how the 2020 election plays out. This belief presumably takes its influence from "{{w|Bart to the Future}}", the episode of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' set years in the future in which Lisa succeeds Donald Trump's fictional administration, which substantially increased the national [[debt]] before she took office. Amusingly, Kamala Harris has been compared to Lisa Simpson (along with her mother, [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge]]) by her political opponents. However, the events of "Bart to the Future" are not predictive, despite numerous viral videos promoting such misconception. Donald Trump considered running for the job in 1999, one year before the episode aired, and the first of the six bankruptcies to affect his businesses occurred in 1991.<ref>https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/simpsons-predict-trump</ref>

The actual election arrived on November 3, after weeks of early voting: the winner was unusually not declared overnight, due to a combination of high voter turnout and a large increase of {{w|Postal voting in the United States|postal votes}} as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic.<ref>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-54800337</ref> Despite Chris’s opposition to Trump, and the uncertainty of the election, he tweeted that he would [[Honor roll|vote for Lisa Simpson]], likely due to his belief that she would lead the nation after the Merge.<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020]]</ref> Provisional results indicate that Chris may be one of only two {{w|write-in candidate|write-in}} voters in Ruckersville. There's an outside chance that he somehow convinced [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to vote for Lisa as well.<ref>[https://results.elections.virginia.gov/vaelections/2020%20November%20General/Site/Locality/GREENE_COUNTY/President_and_Vice_President.html Unofficial Election Results], Virginia Department of Elections</ref>

Regardless of whether or not Chris really wasted his vote on Lisa Simpson, Biden easily won Virginia later that night by nearly ten points, with the next few days of news reporting revolving around who won the states of Alaska, Nevada, Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania, a handful of which would determine the victor of the {{w|United States Electoral College|Electoral College}} and therefore the Presidency. From November 4 onward, Biden won Wisconsin and Michigan and had substantive leads in Nevada and Arizona, while absentee ballots being counted indicated that he could win in Georgia and Pennsylvania as well; therefore, he was deemed likely to win the national election after all ballots are returned, ensuring that Trump is a one-term POTUS in spite of the latter's preemptive declaration of victory. (Eventually, Biden would overtake Trump in Georgia and Pennsylvania alike while retaining his leads in Nevada and Arizona, getting more than enough electoral votes than the 270 minimum needed to become POTUS.) Chris has yet to address the events of the election, aside from commenting "Yup." on a video where Senator Bernie Sanders explained to Jimmy Fallon that it would take days to count the ballots in some states.

On November 7, the election was finally called for Joe Biden. Per the transition process, Donald Trump will have to leave the White House on January 20, 2021.

==See also==
* [[Chris and politics]]
* [[Chris and English]]
* [[Death Threats]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/president-trump Official White House Website]

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CWC Responds to a bully named Johan

2020-10-25T22:52:38Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Transcript */

'''CWC Responds to a bully named Johan''' is a [[YouTube]] video Chris uploaded on the 28th of May 2016. Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named [[Johan]] after getting a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple to accept fathering his child, only for them to back out due to Johan pointing out Chris is [[Autism|autistic]] and in turn, Chris sensibly insinuating Johan has AIDS due to his supposed past as a gay pornographic actor. Chris shows this through his [[Lego]] mini-figures while squeezed under a child's school desk, acting out the ordeal in unintelligible ramblings. However, his rambling just sounds like [[Patti|dogs]] grunting because he chose to play loud dubstep music over his speech, resulting in him being barely audible.
Chris seems to be acting the way he did before the [[Liquid Chris]] saga, claiming he is being bullied by doing impersonations of his foes and recounting any times trolls have made him do embarrassing things, even naming [[Megan Schroeder]].

== Video ==
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| name = CWC Responds to a bully named Johan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|JCUm1UfumJY}}
| stardate =28 [[May 2016]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{TurquoiseTankTop|text}}
| previous = [[UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...]]
| next = [[CWC vs Johan vote link]]
}}

== Description ==

{{Quotebox|SHAREfactory™
https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-u...
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==Transcript==
[''Chris stares blankly at the desk while fidgeting''] Hello ladies and gentlemen on the [[Internet]] and my [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[fanbase]], this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again, and I'm about to tell ya a story that is direct and true... 'bout what happened recently. And it'll be demonstrated through... [[Lego|the minifigures]].

So, that's to tell you the truth. So, my associate has introduced me to a [[Homos|lesbian]] couple who's looking to have their own little daughters... their little daughters, mkay? And they... [''unintelligible''] was delighted to be made to be designated as a parent. But unfortunately throughout the few weeks, the initial few weeks there were mis-communications and we ca- an- and it was kinda spotty catchin' up with one another and one of them wanted to be artificially but the other one wanted natural. But, tonight, uh, earlier tonight, they mutually settled on both being natural, so we were plannin' on settin' up... because, uh, earlier in that day, was there- I think mighta [''unintelligible''] second candidate though, so that left me feeling sad. But he didn't show up, and they liked the video that I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess. I [''unintelligible''] quite... the acrobat.

But she- that made me feel delighted.

So yeah, we were on the online chatroom, we were settin' up. We were talkin' about our meetin', and then comes along, dur- bit- dur- new guy(?). He were be- were quite intrusive... it was very rude.

[''Chris sounds like a dog having a stroke'']

Yeah I'm Christine Chandler... charmed I'm sure... charmed.

[''More dog grunts''] yer tha big gu- yer da big guy, er da tryna ee [''gorilla noises''] it sallts blah blah blah blah blah blah bla bla bluh [''grunts'']

Yeah an I can tell from my way aside from... the obvious that what he's said among which, yeah... you're a bad guy, you bullied me.

Anyway so anyway we were... so he was attacking me and trying to prove himself mighty and courageous like [[Wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank|Captain Copernicus Quark]] or somebody dumb like that. huurhrh herr lookat me I'm superior [''Grunting becomes high pitched and cutesy, Johan figure simulates humping''] woop woop woop woop woop woop!

Aaanyway it was just a whole bunch like that but, they were gettin' tired of it and I was gettin tired a hearin' abou- hearin' it. and then he realized, oh wait, you're... da Christian Chandler?

The original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, that's me.

Er, well I got dirt on you *a bunch of stuttering* you haven't leaned about this bad thing ya did.

Oh, what? (''pauses to pose minifig'') you mean [[Cakefarts|that time I sat bare-ass on a cake]]?... sat bare ass on a cake? What do ya think about that?

err? That threw me off I was not expecting that [''masculine mumbling'']

Oh, and how about the time I... took pieces of my- pieces of my [[medallion]] and [[Julie Reveals Herself|shoved up my behind]]. I am human enough to admit and take the blame for the mistakes I made.

''(Filthy male impersonation)''

and he was bringing up the image, the picture... of the n- notorious [[Megan|M.E.G.]] and me where I do the thumbs up there... and I was like oh yeah that vi- that vintage old thing. Vintage, so old. I've drawn more since then. And my e- other exes, I mentioned two of them by name. And he was like:

What? ''(inane sounds)''

And on just a note, we are talking gibberish with this guy 'cause we don't remember exactly everything that was said... but anyway, aside from that to try to prove himself to be the... more better male he attacked me verbally, with an onslaughts of insults and whatnot, like fireballs. And I defended my- and... I held my ground. *pauses to fiddle with his fucking toys* I hold my ground, I, took two(?) attacks. *pew pew* one attack at a time. *pew pew* I defended myself with the shield. *pew pew pew... pew... pew pew* And not stooping down to his level how he was phrasing his attacks... I offered my own, style and elegant... repertoire of, offence. *pew pew pew* Hit him a bit hard too. Agai- some of them did not hit as hard. What? not every attack is perfect. so, anyway then he was like

Well then I issue a challenge... you say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, we each upload a video... And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins

And I was like, what? you're not gonna let the girl- you're not gonna... let our ladyfriends have the say in the matter

Yeah, well, you know what? ''[complete vocal diarrhea]''

[[sigh]] nd a- anyway in the meanwhile they were tired of listening to all this and I was tired of listening to all this

''*sounds of what we can only assume is Chris's inner monologue*''

''(coughs and clears his throat)'' So anyway, point is, uhmm *sigh* even though this challenge seemed quite pointless and unnecessary and time consuming I... teh... I, well let's do it, I accept your challenge.

Finally, I'm gonna upload my video and I'm gonna ''[something]'' you. ''[language of a subhuman male]''

And fortunately I had already do- uh- made a video for la- for the lesbian couple, which pr- which demonstrated quite well my, acrobatic, sexual prowess, thats goes yet to be unappreciated especially since I was self-taught.... but anyway then so... tokamai(?), so anyway, so we all left the chatroom and, yadda yadda yadda. I talked to my associate and a little birdie told em, a little birdie came in and, told me about [''unintelligible''] dark past about Mr. Johan. That's his name, Johanson, but as like to call 'em Johan. Hey everybody! look. it's Johan from the Smurfs. Hey! where's Peewee Johan? Go ahead and make all the Smurf jokes you want! He laid so many s- he said he was a Smurftastic lay, or, satisfy Thirty Women! He laid so many Smurfs, I wonder how many of them little smurfs he laid actually like this guy... and now everybody else! along with me or in your own words! make up your own Smurftastic jokes about Johan! Even the more obvious one that ya'll be making up in a moment when I tell you when ya hear that this little birdie told me *cheep cheep cheep* little birdie tell me the dirt! okay, Here's the dirt.

This guy, was, an ex, GAY PORNSTAR! Yep! laid with another male ''[blubbery sex noises]''

And, guess what? ''[confused ogre noise]'' aaanother big thing that's gonna take this g- is gonna take this... big- is gonna take this guy down a notch, guess what? he got FIRED from one of his... things. he got fired from one of his movies and you know why he got fired? Why? He failed the STD test!... and apparently n order to be fired from any porn act that STD had to be something lethal.

Possibly lethal as say something like AAAAIIIIDDDSSS!?!

And yet, among the discussion that was talked about earlier... he said that he had no STDs, but the way he acted and behaved and all that... apparently he told fifey lies! filthy lies! he lied!

So, with that, we'll leave it at that. Everybody in the audience, yes, high functioning autistic. But you know what? Even a normal person, normal father, normal mother, whichever, can give birth to an autisti- an autistic child. And it's just about as much risk as me because I'm high functioning autistic, high functioning. so therefore, hi- there's a higher- probability of a child being normal, so there.

So if your votes on... rather or not who has the better sexual style and activity, ability. Johan, by the way, did you do one of my- PEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... heh, [unintelligible] anyway, this guy, or, me! And they have praised me as acrobatic! Truthfully so, thank you very much it was the ho- it made my night. Hear that. There will be a voting page coming up soon! And my video on this channel and his video on his channel. There will be links in the voting page.

So, that'll pretty much do it for now. Details coming soon. Thank you. Goodnight. ''[cartoon noises]''

==See Also==
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]

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Wish list

2020-10-25T22:50:25Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* See Also */

{{Incomplete}}

A '''wish list''' is an online registry used for listing gifts one wants. Chris has used Amazon's wish list feature in attempts to gain gifts from his [[fanbase]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], listing expensive toys such as [[Legos]] and [[Transformers]]. Trolls used the Buying it Elsewhere? option to trick Chris into believing he was really getting gifts. Chris appears to be sharing the list privately with financial [[enablers]] post-2018, as some items are marked as purchased even without Chris advertising the list.

Chris has been using the same wishlist since [[2015]].<ref>[[Seasons Greetings]]</ref>
==2015==

On 13 [[December 2015]], Chris [[December 2015 Facebook Posts#GIMME GIFTS|posted]] an Amazon.com wish list. It was filled with over a thousand dollars worth of PS4 consoles, Lego sets and Skylanders toys.

Screenshots of the wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-671#post-1887026 here].

Trolls responded by spamming the "Buying this gift elsewhere?" option<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-13-seasons-greetings.15325/page-17#post-1152508</ref>. Chris believed that the items disappearing meant that he would be getting lots of toys for Christmas. Of course, he reacted to this supposed good fortune by '''making another wish list''', containing over $1,000 worth of Transformers action figures, Amiibos, and DVDs.<ref>[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#Chris reveals his measurements]]</ref>

Screenshots of the second wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-on-amazon-wishlists-and-donating-a-ps4.15610/page-3#post-1162967 here].

He also requested "pretty dresses of blue or red" and gave his measurements as "44/39/40." Notably, one of the items he had marked as highest priority was the [[Megatron pistol]], implying that the original was lost or damaged in the 2014 house fire.

==2016==

During [[February 2016]], Chris begged his audience to buy him a PS4 with accessories for his birthday<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY]]</ref>. He did not use Amazon, saying, "the Amazon Wish List is a definite fickle."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/February_2016_Facebook_Posts#GIMME_STUFF_FOR_MY_BIRTHDAY</ref>

He provided a wish list with several links to stores such as GameStop and Best Buy. Notably, he had ended his "[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|embargo]]" against those shops, specifically to allow his fans to go there and buy him gifts.

He tried to provide an incentive, by offering a $500 voucher for his [[Etsy]] shop:

{{quotebox| The FIRST Person who purchases and sends me one, and I receive it Before or On February 24, 2016, I Will make and issue to the person a Big Voucher for $500 off on Cwcville Shopping. Which is equal to Ten Sonichu/Rosechu family Figures (more or less, depending on which ones), so all the person needs to pay on that order is the Shipping, and that order will definitely take up to Eight weeks for material figure acquiring, creations and certification.}}

After his birthday passed with no PS4, Chris uploaded [[Update: 2/25/16]], in which he complained about the lack of gifts, saying he had only gotten empty gift cards and a non-winning lottery ticket. He concluded the video by saying, "thanks for nothing!" like a spoiled child. In [[March 2016]], Chris [[Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast|claimed]] that he had received a PS4 from [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Used Porn for Sale|Kagney Lynn Moore]]. In reality, Chris had bought it himself<ref>[[March 2016 Facebook Posts#PS4 Thanks]]</ref>.

In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Wish list for 2016|posted]] another wish list, days after making [[Pmurt#Death Threats|death threats against President-elect Donald Trump]]. He requested $859.71 worth of toys<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-12-chriss-2016-wish-list-transformers-joke.25759/page-4#post-1876942</ref>. He also [[Chris and negotiation|forbade people from sending him gift cards]].

Halfway through November, Chris tweeted that he had bought several of the toys off his own wish list.<ref>[[Twitter#More wish list demands]]</ref>

On 26 November, Chris updated his wish list, removing the items he had bought from it<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Updated wish list]]</ref>and surprisingly not adding more toys, in spite of the [[Help, please]] begging video he had made in the meantime. However, the updated wish list's links were all broken, due to Chris simply copy-and-pasting the message from an earlier post. He failed to notice, even though the post has a large Page Not Found error thumbnail on it.

==2018==
Chris posted a link to it in December 2018 on his twitter.

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|November 26, 2018
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|November 26, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Twin Twist and Flameout
|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|December 1, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|Nintendo Wii U Console 32GB Land Bundle (Renewed)
|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|Nintendo Switch – Neon Red and Neon Blue Joy-Con - HAC 001
|December 2, 2018
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|retrogames The C64 Mini USA Version - Not Machine Specific
|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|Transformers: Generations Siege on Cybertron 5-Figure Pack
|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|December 2, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|Nintendo Amiibo Bayonetta 2P Fighter (Smash Brothers series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
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|Nintendo Amiibo Kamui 2P Fighter (Smash Brothers series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 14, 2018
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|December 14, 2018
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|December 14, 2018
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|Amiibo - Goomba (Super Mario)
|December 6, 2018
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|Amiibo - Koopa Troopa (Super Mario)
|December 6, 2018
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|Amiibo - Samus Aran & Metroid (2-Pack)
|December 6, 2018
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|Metroid: Samus Returns Special Edition - Nintendo 3DS
|December 6, 2018
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|Amiibo - Mario/Peach/Bowser (Wedding 3-Pack) (Super Mario Odyssey)
|December 6, 2018
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|The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Nintendo Switch
|December 6, 2018
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|Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Nintendo Switch
|December 6, 2018
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|Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Girl (Neon Pink)
|December 6, 2018
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|Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Squid (Neon Purple)
|December 6, 2018
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|Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Boy (Neon Green)
|December 6, 2018
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|amiibo One-Eyed Rathalos and Rider (Male) - Moster Hunter Stories
|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
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|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Yarn Poochy amiibo Collectable - Wii U
|December 6, 2018
|-
|JP CELICA AMIIBO ACCESSORY [NINTENDO]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|El Rey/Pa'lante [[Straight]]
|December 4, 2018
|}

==2019-2020==
Surprisingly he still updates the same wish list from 2015.

After realising that he will just get trolled if he posts his wish list out to the public, he stopped begging people to buy him toys.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!Item
!Date added
!Purchased date
|-
|PSVITA1000 for L2 / R2 buttons mounted grip cover Black by Answer
|May 5, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Generations War for Cybertron: Siege Deluxe Class WFC-S15 Autobot Greenlight Action Figure with Dazzlestrike Battle Masters Figure
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Voyager WFC-S50 Apeface Triple Changer Action Figure - Adults and Kids Ages 8 and Up, 7-inch
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Deluxe Wfc-S49 Crosshairs Figure - Siege Chapter - Adults & Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Fitbit Blaze Smart Fitness Watch, Plum, Silver, Small (Renewed)
|August 22, 2019
|No
|-
|Commodore Keyring Keychain C64 Console And Joystick 3D Rubber Official
|September 10, 2019
|No
|-
|Ultra Pro 84157 My Little Pony Deck Protector Sleeves - Dj Pon3 65 Count
|
|October 27, 2019
|-
|Mewtwo & Mew GX - Card Sleeves - Tournament Legal - (65 Count) - Unified Minds Elite Trainer Box Exclusive
|
|November 27, 2019
|-
|65 Mega Alakazam EX Sleeves/Deck Protectors (for Pokemon Cards) from Fates Collide Elite Trainer Box
|
|November 27, 2019
|-
|Pokémon Shield - Nintendo Switch
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron: Earthrise Deluxe Wfc-E6 Wheeljack Action Figure - Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Deluxe Wfc-S37 Brunt Weaponizer Action Figure - Siege Chapter - Adults & Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Official Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|Frasier: The Complete Series
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|Friends: The Complete Series Collection (25th Anniversary/Repackaged/DVD)
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|My Little Pony - Equestria Girls Specials [DVD]
|May 26, 2020
|No
|}

==See Also==
* [http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/1NBYMDW5KQSWH/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_ws_owDBwb0Z3MPG6 CWC's Amazon Wish List]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Websites]]

Wish list

2020-10-25T22:40:20Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* 2018 */

{{Incomplete}}

A '''wish list''' is an online registry used for listing gifts one wants. Chris has used Amazon's wish list feature in attempts to gain gifts from his [[fanbase]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], listing expensive toys such as [[Legos]] and [[Transformers]]. Trolls used the Buying it Elsewhere? option to trick Chris into believing he was really getting gifts. Chris appears to be sharing the list privately with financial [[enablers]] post-2018, as some items are marked as purchased even without Chris advertising the list.

Chris has been using the same wishlist since [[2015]].<ref>[[Seasons Greetings]]</ref>
==2015==

On 13 [[December 2015]], Chris [[December 2015 Facebook Posts#GIMME GIFTS|posted]] an Amazon.com wish list. It was filled with over a thousand dollars worth of PS4 consoles, Lego sets and Skylanders toys.

Screenshots of the wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-671#post-1887026 here].

Trolls responded by spamming the "Buying this gift elsewhere?" option<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-13-seasons-greetings.15325/page-17#post-1152508</ref>. Chris believed that the items disappearing meant that he would be getting lots of toys for Christmas. Of course, he reacted to this supposed good fortune by '''making another wish list''', containing over $1,000 worth of Transformers action figures, Amiibos, and DVDs.<ref>[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#Chris reveals his measurements]]</ref>

Screenshots of the second wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-on-amazon-wishlists-and-donating-a-ps4.15610/page-3#post-1162967 here].

He also requested "pretty dresses of blue or red" and gave his measurements as "44/39/40." Notably, one of the items he had marked as highest priority was the [[Megatron pistol]], implying that the original was lost or damaged in the 2014 house fire.

==2016==

During [[February 2016]], Chris begged his audience to buy him a PS4 with accessories for his birthday<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY]]</ref>. He did not use Amazon, saying, "the Amazon Wish List is a definite fickle."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/February_2016_Facebook_Posts#GIMME_STUFF_FOR_MY_BIRTHDAY</ref>

He provided a wish list with several links to stores such as GameStop and Best Buy. Notably, he had ended his "[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|embargo]]" against those shops, specifically to allow his fans to go there and buy him gifts.

He tried to provide an incentive, by offering a $500 voucher for his [[Etsy]] shop:

{{quotebox| The FIRST Person who purchases and sends me one, and I receive it Before or On February 24, 2016, I Will make and issue to the person a Big Voucher for $500 off on Cwcville Shopping. Which is equal to Ten Sonichu/Rosechu family Figures (more or less, depending on which ones), so all the person needs to pay on that order is the Shipping, and that order will definitely take up to Eight weeks for material figure acquiring, creations and certification.}}

After his birthday passed with no PS4, Chris uploaded [[Update: 2/25/16]], in which he complained about the lack of gifts, saying he had only gotten empty gift cards and a non-winning lottery ticket. He concluded the video by saying, "thanks for nothing!" like a spoiled child. In [[March 2016]], Chris [[Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast|claimed]] that he had received a PS4 from [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Used Porn for Sale|Kagney Lynn Moore]]. In reality, Chris had bought it himself<ref>[[March 2016 Facebook Posts#PS4 Thanks]]</ref>.

In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Wish list for 2016|posted]] another wish list, days after making [[Pmurt#Death Threats|death threats against President-elect Donald Trump]]. He requested $859.71 worth of toys<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-12-chriss-2016-wish-list-transformers-joke.25759/page-4#post-1876942</ref>. He also [[Chris and negotiation|forbade people from sending him gift cards]].

Halfway through November, Chris tweeted that he had bought several of the toys off his own wish list.<ref>[[Twitter#More wish list demands]]</ref>

On 26 November, Chris updated his wish list, removing the items he had bought from it<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Updated wish list]]</ref>and surprisingly not adding more toys, in spite of the [[Help, please]] begging video he had made in the meantime. However, the updated wish list's links were all broken, due to Chris simply copy-and-pasting the message from an earlier post. He failed to notice, even though the post has a large Page Not Found error thumbnail on it.

==2018==
Chris posted a link to it in December 2018 on his twitter.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!Item
!Purchased date
|-
|Transformers Generations Titan Master Ramhorn
|November 26, 2018
|-
|Transformers Titans Return Overlord Decepticon Figure
|November 26, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Misfire and Aimless
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Twin Twist and Flameout
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Computron Collection Pack
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers: Generations Chaos on Velocitron 5-figure pack
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Deluxe Class Optimus Prime Autobot Legacy 2-Pack (Amazon Exclusive)
|December 2, 2018
|-
|TAKARA TOMY 30TH STREET FIGHTER II x TRANSFORMERS KEN vs CHUN-LI ACTION FIGURE
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Takara Tomy 30TH STREET FIGHTER II x TRANSFORMERS RYU vs VEGA ACTION FIGURE
|December 1, 2018
|-
|Transformers Takara Legends LG-EX God Ginrai
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Fortress Maximus
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Trypticon
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Nintendo Switch
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Wii U Console 32GB Land Bundle (Renewed)
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Microsoft Xbox One X 1Tb Console With Wireless Controller: Xbox One X Enhanced, Hdr, Native 4K, Ultra Hd
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Switch – Neon Red and Neon Blue Joy-Con - HAC 001
|December 2, 2018
|-
|retrogames The C64 Mini USA Version - Not Machine Specific
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations War for Cybertron: Siege Deluxe Class Wfc-S7 Skytread Action Figure
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers: Generations Power of the Primes Titan Class Predaking
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Blitzwing and Decepticon Hazard
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers: Generations Siege on Cybertron 5-Figure Pack
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers SDCC 2018 Hasbro Exclusive Generations Power of the Primes Throne
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Power of the Primes Prime Wars T-Shirt
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Splatoon Series - Octoling Amiibo 3-pack - Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Yacht Club Games Shovel Knight Treasure Trove 3-Pack - Nintendo Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo-Guardian: Breath of the Wild
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo link Majora'S Mask ( The legend series of Zelda ) Japan Import [Nintendo 3DS]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|LOZ: Ocarina of Time Link Japanese Version Amiibo Accessory [Nintendo]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo Link - skyward sword (Series : The legend of Zelda) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo link The twilight princess ( The legend series of Zelda )Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo ToonLink (Wind Tact) (The Legend of Zelda Series)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Zelda (Wind Tact) (The Legend of Zelda Series)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|The Champions Amiibo - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Collection (Nintendo Wii U/Nintendo 3DS/Nintendo Switch)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo: Link [ARCHER] - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan Import [Nintendo Wii U]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo link (riding) - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Zelda - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Bokoblin - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Amiibo cloud 2P Fighter(Smash Brothers series) Japan Import (Original Version)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Amiibo Bayonetta 2P Fighter (Smash Brothers series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Amiibo Kamui 2P Fighter (Smash Brothers series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Alm & Celica amiibo 2-Pack - Nintendo 3DS
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Chrom (Fire Emblem)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Tiki (Fire Emblem)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Urbosa (Zelda Breath of the Wild)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Daruk (Zelda Breath of the Wild)
|December 14, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Revali (Zelda Breath of the Wild)
|December 14, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Mipha (Zelda Breath of the Wild)
|December 14, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Goomba (Super Mario)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Koopa Troopa (Super Mario)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Samus Aran & Metroid (2-Pack)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Metroid: Samus Returns Special Edition - Nintendo 3DS
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Mario/Peach/Bowser (Wedding 3-Pack) (Super Mario Odyssey)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Nintendo Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Nintendo Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Girl (Neon Pink)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Squid (Neon Purple)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Boy (Neon Green)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo One-Eyed Rathalos and Rider (Male) - Moster Hunter Stories
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Monster Hunter Stories Capcom Amiibo Qurupeco & Dan Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo Liolaeus&Cheval (monster Hunter storys)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|One-Eyed Rathalos and Rider (Female) - Monster Hunter Stories
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo Navirou - Moster Hunter Stories
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Monster Hunter Stories Capcom Amiibo Berioros ( Hyoga ) & Ayuria Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Cuby [Japan Import]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Mega Man - Japan Import (Mega Man Series) (Original Version)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Dark Souls Solaire of Astora Amiibo
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo - Ice Climbers - Super Smash Bros. Series
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Yarn Poochy amiibo Collectable - Wii U
|December 6, 2018
|-
|JP CELICA AMIIBO ACCESSORY [NINTENDO]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|El Rey/Pa'lante [[Straight]]
|December 4, 2018
|}

==2019-2020==
Surprisingly he still updates the same wish list from 2015.

After realising that he will just get trolled if he posts his wish list out to the public, he stopped begging people to buy him toys.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!Item
!Date added
!Purchased date
|-
|PSVITA1000 for L2 / R2 buttons mounted grip cover Black by Answer
|May 5, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Generations War for Cybertron: Siege Deluxe Class WFC-S15 Autobot Greenlight Action Figure with Dazzlestrike Battle Masters Figure
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Voyager WFC-S50 Apeface Triple Changer Action Figure - Adults and Kids Ages 8 and Up, 7-inch
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Deluxe Wfc-S49 Crosshairs Figure - Siege Chapter - Adults & Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Fitbit Blaze Smart Fitness Watch, Plum, Silver, Small (Renewed)
|August 22, 2019
|No
|-
|Commodore Keyring Keychain C64 Console And Joystick 3D Rubber Official
|September 10, 2019
|No
|-
|Ultra Pro 84157 My Little Pony Deck Protector Sleeves - Dj Pon3 65 Count
|
|October 27, 2019
|-
|Mewtwo & Mew GX - Card Sleeves - Tournament Legal - (65 Count) - Unified Minds Elite Trainer Box Exclusive
|
|November 27, 2019
|-
|65 Mega Alakazam EX Sleeves/Deck Protectors (for Pokemon Cards) from Fates Collide Elite Trainer Box
|
|November 27, 2019
|-
|Pokémon Shield - Nintendo Switch
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron: Earthrise Deluxe Wfc-E6 Wheeljack Action Figure - Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Deluxe Wfc-S37 Brunt Weaponizer Action Figure - Siege Chapter - Adults & Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Official Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|Frasier: The Complete Series
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|Friends: The Complete Series Collection (25th Anniversary/Repackaged/DVD)
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|My Little Pony - Equestria Girls Specials [DVD]
|May 26, 2020
|No
|}

==See Also==
==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Websites]]

Wish list

2020-10-25T22:39:40Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* 2018 */ Added all the stuff CWC added to his wish list during 2018.

{{Incomplete}}

A '''wish list''' is an online registry used for listing gifts one wants. Chris has used Amazon's wish list feature in attempts to gain gifts from his [[fanbase]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], listing expensive toys such as [[Legos]] and [[Transformers]]. Trolls used the Buying it Elsewhere? option to trick Chris into believing he was really getting gifts. Chris appears to be sharing the list privately with financial [[enablers]] post-2018, as some items are marked as purchased even without Chris advertising the list.

Chris has been using the same wishlist since [[2015]].<ref>[[Seasons Greetings]]</ref>
==2015==

On 13 [[December 2015]], Chris [[December 2015 Facebook Posts#GIMME GIFTS|posted]] an Amazon.com wish list. It was filled with over a thousand dollars worth of PS4 consoles, Lego sets and Skylanders toys.

Screenshots of the wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-671#post-1887026 here].

Trolls responded by spamming the "Buying this gift elsewhere?" option<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-13-seasons-greetings.15325/page-17#post-1152508</ref>. Chris believed that the items disappearing meant that he would be getting lots of toys for Christmas. Of course, he reacted to this supposed good fortune by '''making another wish list''', containing over $1,000 worth of Transformers action figures, Amiibos, and DVDs.<ref>[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#Chris reveals his measurements]]</ref>

Screenshots of the second wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-on-amazon-wishlists-and-donating-a-ps4.15610/page-3#post-1162967 here].

He also requested "pretty dresses of blue or red" and gave his measurements as "44/39/40." Notably, one of the items he had marked as highest priority was the [[Megatron pistol]], implying that the original was lost or damaged in the 2014 house fire.

==2016==

During [[February 2016]], Chris begged his audience to buy him a PS4 with accessories for his birthday<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY]]</ref>. He did not use Amazon, saying, "the Amazon Wish List is a definite fickle."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/February_2016_Facebook_Posts#GIMME_STUFF_FOR_MY_BIRTHDAY</ref>

He provided a wish list with several links to stores such as GameStop and Best Buy. Notably, he had ended his "[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|embargo]]" against those shops, specifically to allow his fans to go there and buy him gifts.

He tried to provide an incentive, by offering a $500 voucher for his [[Etsy]] shop:

{{quotebox| The FIRST Person who purchases and sends me one, and I receive it Before or On February 24, 2016, I Will make and issue to the person a Big Voucher for $500 off on Cwcville Shopping. Which is equal to Ten Sonichu/Rosechu family Figures (more or less, depending on which ones), so all the person needs to pay on that order is the Shipping, and that order will definitely take up to Eight weeks for material figure acquiring, creations and certification.}}

After his birthday passed with no PS4, Chris uploaded [[Update: 2/25/16]], in which he complained about the lack of gifts, saying he had only gotten empty gift cards and a non-winning lottery ticket. He concluded the video by saying, "thanks for nothing!" like a spoiled child. In [[March 2016]], Chris [[Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast|claimed]] that he had received a PS4 from [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Used Porn for Sale|Kagney Lynn Moore]]. In reality, Chris had bought it himself<ref>[[March 2016 Facebook Posts#PS4 Thanks]]</ref>.

In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Wish list for 2016|posted]] another wish list, days after making [[Pmurt#Death Threats|death threats against President-elect Donald Trump]]. He requested $859.71 worth of toys<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-12-chriss-2016-wish-list-transformers-joke.25759/page-4#post-1876942</ref>. He also [[Chris and negotiation|forbade people from sending him gift cards]].

Halfway through November, Chris tweeted that he had bought several of the toys off his own wish list.<ref>[[Twitter#More wish list demands]]</ref>

On 26 November, Chris updated his wish list, removing the items he had bought from it<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Updated wish list]]</ref>and surprisingly not adding more toys, in spite of the [[Help, please]] begging video he had made in the meantime. However, the updated wish list's links were all broken, due to Chris simply copy-and-pasting the message from an earlier post. He failed to notice, even though the post has a large Page Not Found error thumbnail on it.

==2018==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!Item
!Purchased date
|-
|Transformers Generations Titan Master Ramhorn
|November 26, 2018
|-
|Transformers Titans Return Overlord Decepticon Figure
|November 26, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Misfire and Aimless
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Twin Twist and Flameout
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Computron Collection Pack
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers: Generations Chaos on Velocitron 5-figure pack
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Deluxe Class Optimus Prime Autobot Legacy 2-Pack (Amazon Exclusive)
|December 2, 2018
|-
|TAKARA TOMY 30TH STREET FIGHTER II x TRANSFORMERS KEN vs CHUN-LI ACTION FIGURE
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Takara Tomy 30TH STREET FIGHTER II x TRANSFORMERS RYU vs VEGA ACTION FIGURE
|December 1, 2018
|-
|Transformers Takara Legends LG-EX God Ginrai
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Fortress Maximus
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Trypticon
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Nintendo Switch
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Wii U Console 32GB Land Bundle (Renewed)
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Microsoft Xbox One X 1Tb Console With Wireless Controller: Xbox One X Enhanced, Hdr, Native 4K, Ultra Hd
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Switch – Neon Red and Neon Blue Joy-Con - HAC 001
|December 2, 2018
|-
|retrogames The C64 Mini USA Version - Not Machine Specific
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations War for Cybertron: Siege Deluxe Class Wfc-S7 Skytread Action Figure
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers: Generations Power of the Primes Titan Class Predaking
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Blitzwing and Decepticon Hazard
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers: Generations Siege on Cybertron 5-Figure Pack
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers SDCC 2018 Hasbro Exclusive Generations Power of the Primes Throne
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Power of the Primes Prime Wars T-Shirt
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Splatoon Series - Octoling Amiibo 3-pack - Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Yacht Club Games Shovel Knight Treasure Trove 3-Pack - Nintendo Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo-Guardian: Breath of the Wild
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo link Majora'S Mask ( The legend series of Zelda ) Japan Import [Nintendo 3DS]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|LOZ: Ocarina of Time Link Japanese Version Amiibo Accessory [Nintendo]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo Link - skyward sword (Series : The legend of Zelda) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo link The twilight princess ( The legend series of Zelda )Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo ToonLink (Wind Tact) (The Legend of Zelda Series)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Zelda (Wind Tact) (The Legend of Zelda Series)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|The Champions Amiibo - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Collection (Nintendo Wii U/Nintendo 3DS/Nintendo Switch)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo: Link [ARCHER] - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan Import [Nintendo Wii U]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo link (riding) - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Zelda - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Bokoblin - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Amiibo cloud 2P Fighter(Smash Brothers series) Japan Import (Original Version)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Amiibo Bayonetta 2P Fighter (Smash Brothers series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Amiibo Kamui 2P Fighter (Smash Brothers series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Alm & Celica amiibo 2-Pack - Nintendo 3DS
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Chrom (Fire Emblem)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Tiki (Fire Emblem)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Urbosa (Zelda Breath of the Wild)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Daruk (Zelda Breath of the Wild)
|December 14, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Revali (Zelda Breath of the Wild)
|December 14, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Mipha (Zelda Breath of the Wild)
|December 14, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Goomba (Super Mario)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Koopa Troopa (Super Mario)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Samus Aran & Metroid (2-Pack)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Metroid: Samus Returns Special Edition - Nintendo 3DS
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Mario/Peach/Bowser (Wedding 3-Pack) (Super Mario Odyssey)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Nintendo Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Nintendo Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Girl (Neon Pink)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Squid (Neon Purple)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Boy (Neon Green)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo One-Eyed Rathalos and Rider (Male) - Moster Hunter Stories
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Monster Hunter Stories Capcom Amiibo Qurupeco & Dan Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo Liolaeus&Cheval (monster Hunter storys)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|One-Eyed Rathalos and Rider (Female) - Monster Hunter Stories
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo Navirou - Moster Hunter Stories
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Monster Hunter Stories Capcom Amiibo Berioros ( Hyoga ) & Ayuria Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Cuby [Japan Import]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Mega Man - Japan Import (Mega Man Series) (Original Version)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Dark Souls Solaire of Astora Amiibo
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo - Ice Climbers - Super Smash Bros. Series
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Yarn Poochy amiibo Collectable - Wii U
|December 6, 2018
|-
|JP CELICA AMIIBO ACCESSORY [NINTENDO]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|El Rey/Pa'lante [[Straight]]
|December 4, 2018
|}

==2019-2020==
Surprisingly he still updates the same wish list from 2015.

After realising that he will just get trolled if he posts his wish list out to the public, he stopped begging people to buy him toys.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!Item
!Date added
!Purchased date
|-
|PSVITA1000 for L2 / R2 buttons mounted grip cover Black by Answer
|May 5, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Generations War for Cybertron: Siege Deluxe Class WFC-S15 Autobot Greenlight Action Figure with Dazzlestrike Battle Masters Figure
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Voyager WFC-S50 Apeface Triple Changer Action Figure - Adults and Kids Ages 8 and Up, 7-inch
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Deluxe Wfc-S49 Crosshairs Figure - Siege Chapter - Adults & Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Fitbit Blaze Smart Fitness Watch, Plum, Silver, Small (Renewed)
|August 22, 2019
|No
|-
|Commodore Keyring Keychain C64 Console And Joystick 3D Rubber Official
|September 10, 2019
|No
|-
|Ultra Pro 84157 My Little Pony Deck Protector Sleeves - Dj Pon3 65 Count
|
|October 27, 2019
|-
|Mewtwo & Mew GX - Card Sleeves - Tournament Legal - (65 Count) - Unified Minds Elite Trainer Box Exclusive
|
|November 27, 2019
|-
|65 Mega Alakazam EX Sleeves/Deck Protectors (for Pokemon Cards) from Fates Collide Elite Trainer Box
|
|November 27, 2019
|-
|Pokémon Shield - Nintendo Switch
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron: Earthrise Deluxe Wfc-E6 Wheeljack Action Figure - Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Deluxe Wfc-S37 Brunt Weaponizer Action Figure - Siege Chapter - Adults & Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Official Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|Frasier: The Complete Series
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|Friends: The Complete Series Collection (25th Anniversary/Repackaged/DVD)
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|My Little Pony - Equestria Girls Specials [DVD]
|May 26, 2020
|No
|}

==See Also==
==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Websites]]

Wish list

2020-10-25T22:23:20Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* 2018 */

{{Incomplete}}

A '''wish list''' is an online registry used for listing gifts one wants. Chris has used Amazon's wish list feature in attempts to gain gifts from his [[fanbase]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], listing expensive toys such as [[Legos]] and [[Transformers]]. Trolls used the Buying it Elsewhere? option to trick Chris into believing he was really getting gifts. Chris appears to be sharing the list privately with financial [[enablers]] post-2018, as some items are marked as purchased even without Chris advertising the list.

Chris has been using the same wishlist since [[2015]].<ref>[[Seasons Greetings]]</ref>
==2015==

On 13 [[December 2015]], Chris [[December 2015 Facebook Posts#GIMME GIFTS|posted]] an Amazon.com wish list. It was filled with over a thousand dollars worth of PS4 consoles, Lego sets and Skylanders toys.

Screenshots of the wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-671#post-1887026 here].

Trolls responded by spamming the "Buying this gift elsewhere?" option<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-13-seasons-greetings.15325/page-17#post-1152508</ref>. Chris believed that the items disappearing meant that he would be getting lots of toys for Christmas. Of course, he reacted to this supposed good fortune by '''making another wish list''', containing over $1,000 worth of Transformers action figures, Amiibos, and DVDs.<ref>[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#Chris reveals his measurements]]</ref>

Screenshots of the second wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-on-amazon-wishlists-and-donating-a-ps4.15610/page-3#post-1162967 here].

He also requested "pretty dresses of blue or red" and gave his measurements as "44/39/40." Notably, one of the items he had marked as highest priority was the [[Megatron pistol]], implying that the original was lost or damaged in the 2014 house fire.

==2016==

During [[February 2016]], Chris begged his audience to buy him a PS4 with accessories for his birthday<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY]]</ref>. He did not use Amazon, saying, "the Amazon Wish List is a definite fickle."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/February_2016_Facebook_Posts#GIMME_STUFF_FOR_MY_BIRTHDAY</ref>

He provided a wish list with several links to stores such as GameStop and Best Buy. Notably, he had ended his "[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|embargo]]" against those shops, specifically to allow his fans to go there and buy him gifts.

He tried to provide an incentive, by offering a $500 voucher for his [[Etsy]] shop:

{{quotebox| The FIRST Person who purchases and sends me one, and I receive it Before or On February 24, 2016, I Will make and issue to the person a Big Voucher for $500 off on Cwcville Shopping. Which is equal to Ten Sonichu/Rosechu family Figures (more or less, depending on which ones), so all the person needs to pay on that order is the Shipping, and that order will definitely take up to Eight weeks for material figure acquiring, creations and certification.}}

After his birthday passed with no PS4, Chris uploaded [[Update: 2/25/16]], in which he complained about the lack of gifts, saying he had only gotten empty gift cards and a non-winning lottery ticket. He concluded the video by saying, "thanks for nothing!" like a spoiled child. In [[March 2016]], Chris [[Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast|claimed]] that he had received a PS4 from [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Used Porn for Sale|Kagney Lynn Moore]]. In reality, Chris had bought it himself<ref>[[March 2016 Facebook Posts#PS4 Thanks]]</ref>.

In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Wish list for 2016|posted]] another wish list, days after making [[Pmurt#Death Threats|death threats against President-elect Donald Trump]]. He requested $859.71 worth of toys<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-12-chriss-2016-wish-list-transformers-joke.25759/page-4#post-1876942</ref>. He also [[Chris and negotiation|forbade people from sending him gift cards]].

Halfway through November, Chris tweeted that he had bought several of the toys off his own wish list.<ref>[[Twitter#More wish list demands]]</ref>

On 26 November, Chris updated his wish list, removing the items he had bought from it<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Updated wish list]]</ref>and surprisingly not adding more toys, in spite of the [[Help, please]] begging video he had made in the meantime. However, the updated wish list's links were all broken, due to Chris simply copy-and-pasting the message from an earlier post. He failed to notice, even though the post has a large Page Not Found error thumbnail on it.

==2018==

Chris posted a link to it in December 2018 on his twitter.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!Item
!Purchased date
|-
|Transformers Generations Titan Master Ramhorn
|November 26, 2018
|-
|Transformers Titans Return Overlord Decepticon Figure
|November 26, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Misfire and Aimless
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Twin Twist and Flameout
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Computron Collection Pack
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers: Generations Chaos on Velocitron 5-figure pack
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Deluxe Class Optimus Prime Autobot Legacy 2-Pack (Amazon Exclusive)
|December 2, 2018
|-
|TAKARA TOMY 30TH STREET FIGHTER II x TRANSFORMERS KEN vs CHUN-LI ACTION FIGURE
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Takara Tomy 30TH STREET FIGHTER II x TRANSFORMERS RYU vs VEGA ACTION FIGURE
|December 1, 2018
|-
|Transformers Takara Legends LG-EX God Ginrai
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Fortress Maximus
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Trypticon
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Nintendo Switch
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Wii U Console 32GB Land Bundle (Renewed)
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Microsoft Xbox One X 1Tb Console With Wireless Controller: Xbox One X Enhanced, Hdr, Native 4K, Ultra Hd
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Switch – Neon Red and Neon Blue Joy-Con - HAC 001
|December 2, 2018
|-
|retrogames The C64 Mini USA Version - Not Machine Specific
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations War for Cybertron: Siege Deluxe Class Wfc-S7 Skytread Action Figure
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers: Generations Power of the Primes Titan Class Predaking
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Blitzwing and Decepticon Hazard
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers: Generations Siege on Cybertron 5-Figure Pack
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers SDCC 2018 Hasbro Exclusive Generations Power of the Primes Throne
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Power of the Primes Prime Wars T-Shirt
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Splatoon Series - Octoling Amiibo 3-pack - Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Yacht Club Games Shovel Knight Treasure Trove 3-Pack - Nintendo Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo-Guardian: Breath of the Wild
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo link Majora'S Mask ( The legend series of Zelda ) Japan Import [Nintendo 3DS]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|LOZ: Ocarina of Time Link Japanese Version Amiibo Accessory [Nintendo]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo Link - skyward sword (Series : The legend of Zelda) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo link The twilight princess ( The legend series of Zelda )Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo ToonLink (Wind Tact) (The Legend of Zelda Series)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Zelda (Wind Tact) (The Legend of Zelda Series)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|The Champions Amiibo - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Collection (Nintendo Wii U/Nintendo 3DS/Nintendo Switch)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo: Link [ARCHER] - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan Import [Nintendo Wii U]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo link (riding) - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Zelda - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Bokoblin - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|}

==2019-2020==
Surprisingly he still updates the same wish list from 2015.

After realising that he will just get trolled if he posts his wish list out to the public, he stopped begging people to buy him toys.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!Item
!Date added
!Purchased date
|-
|PSVITA1000 for L2 / R2 buttons mounted grip cover Black by Answer
|May 5, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Generations War for Cybertron: Siege Deluxe Class WFC-S15 Autobot Greenlight Action Figure with Dazzlestrike Battle Masters Figure
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Voyager WFC-S50 Apeface Triple Changer Action Figure - Adults and Kids Ages 8 and Up, 7-inch
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Deluxe Wfc-S49 Crosshairs Figure - Siege Chapter - Adults & Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Fitbit Blaze Smart Fitness Watch, Plum, Silver, Small (Renewed)
|August 22, 2019
|No
|-
|Commodore Keyring Keychain C64 Console And Joystick 3D Rubber Official
|September 10, 2019
|No
|-
|Ultra Pro 84157 My Little Pony Deck Protector Sleeves - Dj Pon3 65 Count
|
|October 27, 2019
|-
|Mewtwo & Mew GX - Card Sleeves - Tournament Legal - (65 Count) - Unified Minds Elite Trainer Box Exclusive
|
|November 27, 2019
|-
|65 Mega Alakazam EX Sleeves/Deck Protectors (for Pokemon Cards) from Fates Collide Elite Trainer Box
|
|November 27, 2019
|-
|Pokémon Shield - Nintendo Switch
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron: Earthrise Deluxe Wfc-E6 Wheeljack Action Figure - Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Deluxe Wfc-S37 Brunt Weaponizer Action Figure - Siege Chapter - Adults & Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Official Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|Frasier: The Complete Series
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|Friends: The Complete Series Collection (25th Anniversary/Repackaged/DVD)
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|My Little Pony - Equestria Girls Specials [DVD]
|May 26, 2020
|No
|}

==See Also==
==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Websites]]

List of toys

2020-10-24T23:01:25Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Nintendo Amiibos */

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== [[Lego]] ==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Creator===
{| class="wikitable"
|''31105'' Townhouse/Toy Store
|$39.99
|-
|''31097'' Townhouse, Pet Shop & Café
|$79.99
|-
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''3839'' Race 3000
|$19.99 (median price)
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|Prowl
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Prime===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''167'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|Matrix Workshop M-16 Refraktor Upgrade Kit
|$32.82
|-
|Rumble and Ratbat
|$17.00
|-
|}

===Flame Toys Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$42.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$49.75
|-
|Shattered Glass Optimus Prime (Attack Mode)
|$39.59
|-
|Starscream
|$37.99
|-
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|-
|Samus
|$20.00
|Aug-16-15
|-
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC

2020-10-24T22:44:51Z

Zero Suit Slurpy:

"'''CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC'''", uploaded 9 [[August 2009]], is a final warning to [[Liquid Chris]], threatening legal persecution and the like. Later in the video, he threatens to sexually assault any woman who calls him a [[homos]]exual.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2Cy7DX5-EPE}}
| stardate = 09 [[August 2009]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{RedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]
| next = [[LOOK at the truth!]]
}}
{{quote|I have experienced some of the good things in life. I have played the lottery a few times, I have traveled to Ohio. And I've had a few drinks. The only checkmark that's not been checked yet for a good life is the virgin-breaker.}}

=== Transcript ===
Alright, firstly, let me dispel the rumor, and I'm only gonna explain this once, just as I have said it on the [[CWCipedia]] page, the official new [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] site, ever since I removed it two months ago, because the trolls got into my webhosting account. "I" meaning myself, "B" specifying for who I am, "A" as in singular, and "Chandler" being my last name. There is no such thing as "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]." You all have ruined those three names, those three names, in my lifetime, you have ruined them for me forever. They all just sound [''takes glasses off and drops them on the floor''] about as bad as the word "[[naïve]]" to me now. Every time I hear any of those three names now, I'm just gonna, it's gonna remind me of this whole mess. So to the, everyone who's been calling me that, NO. NO. I'm [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christopher Christian Weston Chandler]]. Born on February 24, [[1982]], blood type A negative, born in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]], no, born in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, grew up in Ruckersville, Virginia, went to Chesterfield county for s-, for high schooling, [[Manchester High School]]. DEGREE. Diploma. Diploma! And went to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for the degree and the certificate. Do not believe his counterfeits.

Now, my final warning, my last words, my last wise words, for Mr. Christian Weston Chandler. He was born with that name, he lives somewhere around DC, I know a lot about him. Look. Mister Christian. Mister Chandler. I have already informed my father to go ahead with the uh, police trials, and to get the police that we have involved with the case, getting them further involved. You pretty much just cashed in your chips when you made the phone call last night, and harshly talked to me, you would not even listen. You would call me the liar, you would continue to call me by that [[Ian Brandon Anderson|stupid Ian name]], when everybody on the world wide web and around the whole world, knows that I'm the real deal. They're just playing along with you, just to try to get on my nerves. No more. No more. Never. Okay? So, quit this stupid game. You are ruining your relationship with [[Kacey]]! She's all heartbroken about over this whole feuding between us. She's very sad, she's very depressed. You have not called her for days! What are you doing, man? She cares about you very much, and honestly, from her heart! She asked you, she asked me, she asked you to stop playing this game. Why did you start? Bored? Were you just an outcast? What? But listen, you are not the Chris, you were never born Christopher Weston Chandler, I was born [[Christopher's name change|Christopher Weston Chandler]], then the bear at Regency Square changed my name to Christian, had it legally changed a few years later, after the Englishman behind that misunderstood Christopher and called me Christian. We already have so many people involved, and at this point, we're just gonna do it. Bring you in. You're gonna get arrested. We're gonna see you in court. But hopefully, I will only, hopefully you will only have to serve community service, because I really would hate to see you and Kacey's relationship a lost cause.

Dude. DUDE! This is your last warning. You've already broken my balls so many times in response to my previous warnings, bringing the police in further. You will be...I've already said that, I'm not gonna repeat myself. But, we will se-, I will se-, my f-, my f-, I, my mother, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], and my father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert]], we will all see you in court. And to everybody else, that is not a troll, and all the true fans, come back and stay with me. Because, you may have b-, you may, 'cause I know that some of you have left, and you were replaced by trolls, and otherwise you turned troll, please. Come back. We're good people. I'm good people. I'm honest. And, if you, and just like in [[Jesus]], if you continue to have faith in me, all rewards will be shown. And the rewards are shown on, on a daily basis, or the small date, even if I miss one day, something will happen the next day, on the CWCipedia.

Okay. No more of that stupid Ian name. Anyone else who mislabels me as that name again, or anybody else who calls me, mislabels a [[homos]]exual, in person, if it's a guy, you will get [''punches at the air''] PSSH! Or, he can accept the answer straightforward [''begins to fumble with something on his neck''] on my honest heart, and just leave it at that and spread the word around. Further. Or, if it's a lady, I will give her the option of either accepting the truth, [''stops messing with the thing on his neck''] or allow me to kiss her strong and long on the cheek. The FACE cheek. And video record it...[''long pause''] So there. So everybody get it through your skulls, I'm the real deal. He's the impostor, [''begins to mess with the thing on his neck again''] stop this stupid game. Stop encouraging Christian Weston Chandler number two over there. Stupid dog tag. Get this stupid, oh, forget about this stupid dog tag! [''puts controller down and takes off dog tag''] The only reason I'm wearing it is because it represents like, you know, I have experienced some of the good things in life, I have played the lottery a few times, I have traveled to Ohio. No thanks, thanks to that stupid [[Max]]. And I've had a few drinks, the only checkmark that's not left, as the, only thing, mark that's not been checked yet for a good life is the virgin-breaker. I'm straight. We got that cleared up. Don't ever call me Ian, don't ever call me GAAAAAY. Have a safe day, stay safe. Peace.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]|nextlink=[[LOOK at the truth!]]|}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-09]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-08-09]]

19 September 2009

2020-10-24T22:43:30Z

Zero Suit Slurpy:

"'''19 September 2009'''" (officially "'''09192009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] addresses a [[troll]] selling fake [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] merchandise.

'''Official description:''' [none]

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 19 September 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|46XUcQBGzhI}}
| stardate = 19 [[September 2009]]
| shirt = {{RefereeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Clyde Cash the kid video]]
| next = [[25 September 2009]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: September 19th, [[2009]].

Hmm. Hey, please ignore the, uh, mess behind me, because, y'know, I've just used this card table for making my [[Official Videobooks|videobooks]] upon. I've just finished doing the videobook fer, videobooks for [[Sonichu 8|book number 8]].

Anyway, uh, I'm making this video to let everybody know that this, uh, acc—[[YouTube]] account user, uh, one word '[http://www.youtube.com/user/ChrisWChandler ChrisWChandler]'. He's a fake; he's an impostor; do not believe him, and his impostorous imitation merchandise...—quote/unquote merchandise, it's all slipshod... fake. Do not buy into 'em, okay?

I can te—I can te—I tell you this right off the bat, I have—I have no—I have nothing to do with him, and, y'know, I keep getting the, uh, emails about e—emails, y'know. Uhh, yeah, this is basically like, y'know, yeah, he's scamming y'all. Err—uh, y'all who's bought anything from there, don't buy any more, and nobody else buy anything from there. That guy is an impostor! He's a scammer. He's a fraud.

So, don't buy a damn—a new—k—anymore. Okay? Thank you.

Peace.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]|nextlink=[[25 September 2009]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-09-19]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2009| 2009-09-19]]

ModNation Racers

2020-10-24T22:42:41Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Chris's ModNation career */

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[File:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|[[America]]n box art]]

'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart-racing game for the [[PlayStation 3]], [[PSP of Fail|PlayStation Portable]], and [[PlayStation Vita]] that [[Chris]] took a liking to. It wasn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it was close.

In addition to providing gamers with simple gameplay used in kart racers and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Pokémon|many]] [[Animal Crossing|other]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog|games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris could now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart-racing game.

[[Sony]] shut the game's servers down in [[October 2018]].

==Chris's ModNation career==
[[Image:126473378631.JPG|thumb|200px|How Modnation looks in Chris's mind.]]

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screencaps of his avatar driving a yellow, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Chris and copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a [[CWCville]] track.

The "Details" section of his profile page read:

{{quotebox|I am Sonichu's and Rosechu's Original Creator, Christian W. Chandler. Only I have the Official Sonichu ModNation Goods and More. Download, 5-Star Vote, and Play them All. Have a Nice Day. :)}}

It was of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he had a large [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fanbase]], barely anybody bothered to download his poorly-designed track, and he whored it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/27/modnation-racers-mystery-mods-revealed/]</ref>), and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire more trophies. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and GameSpot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 1,600+ contests, Chris has won less than a quarter of these (with almost 100 "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finishes," indicating some [[Chris and anger|tard-rage]] present).

Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.

==Forum posts==
[[File:ModNationRacers profile.png|400px|thumb|right|Chris's profile.]]
Chris made several posts in the ''MNR'' forums in 2011-12. Most notable was his claim to be "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|famous online]]" in a bid to get downloads for his PlayStation Vita mods.<ref>[http://community.eu.playstation.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/548189]</ref>

===Re: Mod and Kart of the week submission for ModNation Monday Blogs===
25 [[November 2011]]
{{quotebox|I've put my photos onto my Flickr account. Creator PSN name: Sonichu Creation Name: Sodium One Soldier and Salt Shooter Tank. http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996798/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996802/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996806/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996812/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996814/ }}

===Download My Vita Goods.===
18 [[March 2012]]
{{quotebox|I am famous online, as well as my [[PS3]] Sonichu, [[Rosechu]] and Cwcville Mods, Karts and Tracks, yet my Vita goods aren't being sought after equally.

Please download ALL of my goods on Vita in the Road Trip.

PSN: Sonichu
Keyword Search: Sonichu

Have a good day.}}

===Re: Mod Postcards: Show Us What You've Got [ Edited ]===
20 [[March 2012]]

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris cart.png]]
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Me and my Sonichu}}

===Re: ModNation Racers: Road Trip (KARTS / MODS) - "San Diego Studio Faves" Submissions===
29 [[March 2012]]

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris cart.png]]

PSN: Sonichu
Mod: Sonichu
Kart: Sonichu's Kart
Tracks: City of Cwcville (Five Track Set)

All of whch, and more, are available for download on Vita and PS3.}}

==Gallery==

{{collapsible
|Beta screen caps|<gallery perrow="4">
File:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
File:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
File:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
File:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|Chris's ModNation characters|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Lego|The Infomaniac]]
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
File:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg| [[Count Graduon]]
File:ModNation AmericanRabbit.jpg| [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|American Rabbit]]
File:ModNation PattiChan.jpg| [[Patti-Chan]]
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichu.jpg| [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
File:ModNation PrincessClara.jpg|Princess Clara
File:ModNation FoxxyLove.jpg|Foxxy Love
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|A [[Niggos|basketball player]] from Chris' [[Manchester High School|high school]]
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|...and a [[Laura_Beth_Dorazio|cheerleader]] to pair him off with.
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player.
File:ModNation 1996ChristianChandler.jpg|...and someone to pair him off with.
File:ModNation Bionic.jpg|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
File:ModNation ManchesterShirt.jpg|A [[Transformers|Transformer]](?) wearing a [[Manchester High School|Manchild High]] shirt
File:ModNation PaRappa.jpg|[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
File:ModNation TiaraBoobowski.jpg| [[List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu#Sonic the Hedgehog franchise|Tiara Boobowski]]
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg| [[Son-Chu]]
File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil Trolls|Male devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil Trolls|Female devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Fighting trolls everywhere with [[The Creepy Stare|the creepy stare]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| ...And Sarah Palin, apparently.
File:ModNation TrollbusterTee.jpg| Laziest character design, EVER!
File:ModNation Y2KChrisChan.jpg| Chris from the year [[2000]].
File:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg| <s>ModNation Racers, the best way to express your love for [[Jackie|someone.]]</s> DELETED sometime after the "breakup".
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg| [[Sailor Megtune|...creepy,]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|disturbing]] love. But love none the less!
File:ModNation_XBox360ko.jpg| [[Hex Box]]!
File:ModNation_PS3mi.jpg| [[PS3]].
File:ModNation LordIlPalzzo.jpg| [[ScotPalazzo|Lord Palzzo]] from [[Excel Saga]].
File:ModNation BlackSonichu.jpg| [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]. Take note that he was added to ModNation Racers [[Racism|long after his wife was]].
File:ModNation PSMoveMotion.jpg| [[Nintendo|<s>Wiimote</s>]] [[PS3|Sony Move controller.]]
File:ModNation SodiumOneSoldier.jpg| [http://www.sodiumone.com/en/ Sodium One Soldier]
File:CWC Psychlight.png| [https://web.archive.org/web/20160405164703/http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu/creations/2974828 CWC Psychlight]
File:ModNationCrystal.jpg| A [[Tomgirl Pictures|drag racer.]]
File:Trophyguy.png|A human [[PSN]] trophy.
File:Mgson.png|''[[Metal Gear Solid|Metal Gear]]'' [[Sonichu]]
File:TomgirlMNR.png|[[Tomgirl Saga|Chris at 30.]]
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|Chris's ModNation cars|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|Nothing to see here
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|Not [[gay]] at all.
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] [[Wii Remote of Fail|Nintendo Wiimote]]
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| [[Nudes|Au "Naturel"]]
File:ModNation Prowler.jpg| [[Prower|Prowler]]
File:ModNation CountGraduonScepter.jpg| Count Graduon's [[Sex toys|Scepter]]
File:ModNation AmericanRabbitsskates.jpg| [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]]'s rollerskate
File:ModNation Foxxy5..jpg| A van featured in the series [[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]]
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichuKart.jpg|A kart for [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Arwing.jpg|[[Wikipedia:Star Fox (series)#Arwing|Another game franchise ruined by Chris...]]
File:ModNation ManchesterHighShortBus.jpg|[[Slow-in-the-minds|The short bus]]
File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Who you gonna call? The [[Trolls|Troll]][[Ghostbusters|Busters!]]
File:ModNation TrollbustersCar.jpg| Perfect for running over those [[B-Manajerk|pesky]] [[Michael Snyder|trolls.]]
File:ModNation BombDeliveryRobot.jpg| Of all the robots from [[Excel Saga|this show]], he makes this instead of the gynoids.
File:ModNation PSMoveNavigator.jpg| So much for [[The MovingFoward videos|"moving forward"]]
File:ModNation SaltShooterTank.jpg| [http://www.sodiumone.com/en/ Salt Shooter tank]
File:ModNationTomgirlTomboy.jpg| A car with [[Homos|gender identity issues]]
File:Trophy kart.png|Trophy Emmy
File:Tbcar.png|[[TrollBusters]] car
File:SC12.png|[[Son-Chu]], 2012 edition.
File:Cwckart.png|CWChan Sonichu Kart
File:Cwckart2.png|CWC's Sonichu Kart
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|"Tour de CWCville" ModNation tracks|<gallery perrow="4">
File:CWCvilleTrackCity.jpg| [[CWCville|Downtown]]
File:CWCvilleTrackPark.jpg| [[McIntire Park|CWCville Park]]
File:CWCvilleTrackForest.jpg| [[Rape|CWCville Forest]]
File:CWCvilleTrackMountain.jpg| CWCville Mountains
File:CWCvilleTrackBeach.jpg| [[Sonichu 8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008!"|CWCville Beach]]
File:ModNationCity.jpg| ModNation City
File:Trophytrack.png|A track shaped like a trophy
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|High-res character mods|<gallery perrow="4">
File:ModNationRacers.JPG|[[Jackie]].
File:ModNationRacers 1.JPG|Chris expects Jackie to walk around in a T-shirt that says "Chris Loves Jackie". Might have as well said "Property of Chris-chan".
File:ModNation Racers 108.JPG|[[Patti Chandler|Patti]]. If the 2D shot was passable, the actual 3D model is creepy.
File:ModNation Racers 109.JPG|Dog tails don't work that way.
File:ModNation Racers 121.JPG|Duuuuuude.
File:ModNation Racers 110.JPG|Chris: "Hi! Wanna go to my treehouse and have sex?"
File:ModNation Racers 111.JPG|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], with a painted-on face.
File:ModNationRacers 226.JPG|Sonichu, with a painted-on tail.
File:ModNation Racers 112.JPG|[[Rosechu]], a deer in Chris's headlights.
File:ModNationRacers 227.JPG|Rosechu's back.
File:ModNationRacers 113.JPG|[[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]], very scared of Chris.
File:ModNationRacers 114.JPG|[[Angelica Rosechu|Angelica]], very scared of Chris.
File:ModNationRacers 115.JPG|[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]], in middle of learning the theory of advanced [[mass debating]] techniques.
File:ModNationRacers 116.JPG|[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]], having finally activated the satellite dishes under his ears.
File:ModNationRacers 117.JPG|[[Magi-Chan]], using his superior intellect and psychic powers to detect that particularly remarkable good young man's ass.
File:ModNationRacers 118.JPG|Magi-Chan uses his knowledge of modern Internet vernacular for a bit of "ಠ_ಠ", as the kids nowadays call it.
File:ModNation Racers 119.JPG|[[Count Graduon]], demoted from the series's primary villain to a recolored watermelon.
File:ModNation Racers 122.JPG|[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], like Magi-Chan, has a bit of trouble staying straight, when his ass-detection is working too well.
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|High-res vehicle mods|<gallery perrow="4">
File:ModNation Racers 123.JPG|Built for Zapping to the Extreme®.
File:ModNationRacers 124.JPG|Sonichu's carsona.
File:ModNation Racers 125.JPG|Chris grinning at his mostly orange creation.
File:ModNation Racers 126.JPG|Rosechumobile is very pink, and with a very powerful engine.
File:ModNationRacers 127.JPG|Chris checking out Punchy's car - a thoughtful gesture, considering he'll probably never really use it.
File:ModNation Racers 128.JPG|For clarity, Chris advocates actual tea parties. Not the Tea Party.
File:ModNationRacers 129.JPG|Chris states he's a "tough, hetero man". However, putting "dammit" in the license plate kinda ruins this testosterone-fueled design.
File:ModNation Racers 130.JPG|The cars are truly multi-functional designs; gaudy colors on outside ''and'' inside.
File:ModNation Racers 131.JPG|Solar power and ship's wheel.
File:ModNation Racers 132.JPG|A big purple [[duck]] powered by Graduation nightmares.
File:ModNation Racers 136.JPG|Chris is happy because this is a truly [[Son-Chu|familiar design]].
File:ModNation Racers 137.JPG|Completely authentic, all the way to the weird engine noises!
File:TG2.jpg|Cue glam metal background music.
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
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File:ModNation Racers 140.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 141.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 145.JPG
File:ModNationRacers 206.JPG
File:ModNationRacers 207.JPG
File:ModNationRacers 223.JPG
</gallery>}}

==See also==
* [[Hot Wheels]]

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==

*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100725091535/https://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Archive of Chris's ModNation profile]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20160405163648/https://roadtrip.modnation.com/en-us/players/sonichu Archive of Chris's ModNation Road Trip profile]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Chris's Wikipedia profile

2020-10-24T22:42:01Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Christian Weston Chandler */

{{Honest}}

The following is the '''profile''' that Chris wrote about himself on his [[Chris and Wikipedia|Wikipedia user page]]. Links have been added by [[CWCki]] to provide further details, but the text itself is Chris's unedited, unabridged account of his life up to 1 [[May 2009]].

User:ChrisChanSonichu

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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

=='''Christian Weston Chandler'''==

==='''The One, The Only, From his own Honest-to-God Words'''===
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'''Christopher Weston Chandler''' was born February 24, 1982, approximately 5:30 AM, at the Martha Jefferson Hospital in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia from mother, [[Barbara Anne Weston Chandler]] and father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] He was diagnosed with [[autism|High-Functional Autism]] in his early childhood. As he grew up, he was mainstreamed within the normal classrooms of local schools and society, to possibly break out of his Autistic Shell.

In his later years, he would aspire to earn good grades to make [[Honor Roll]] in [[Providence Middle School|Providence Middle]] and [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]] Schools in Chesterfield County, Graduate with the Class of 2000 with a Diploma, and later get onto the Dean's List and earn an Associate's Degree and [[Certificate for Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] (CADD) at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].

And in his Adult Life, he has suffered the social [[stress]]es of being a [[Chris and health|healthy]] adult male [[virgin with rage|virgin]] for years, and searching for a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|Boyfriend-Free Woman]] to make into a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Sweetheart from being Friends First]]. It took him YEARS, but his prayers had finally been answered by [[Ivy|a Lucky woman]] within these United States.

Also, he is the Internet Famous creator of the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]].

=='''His Early Years - Birth to 1992'''==

My family and I resided in a quaint 2-Story House in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]] for most of my lifetime.

I was quite a cute little baby; I was blonde, but I turned brown brunette. I said my very first word at 6 Weeks of age with "Monkey" (possibly trying to say "Mommy"). While being babysat by [[abusive babysitter|a woman]] in my neighborhood, whose last name was Roach, she was angry for some reason, so she locked me in a room, all by my lonesome, and it was then at 1 1/2 Years of age, I stopped talking. During the Silent Years, my mother and father had to cope with my screams, cries and whatnot to fully understand me, which they did, and I am proud of them for that. I also attended Speech Therapy sessions with classmate, [[Joshua Martinez]], who was there due to his heavy Spanish Tongue that not too many people understood back then, at James Madison University. I started talking again at Age 7, and I well more than made up for lost time in chatter.

My next-door neighbor had a daughter my age, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], and she and I were the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|best of friends]]. We would play hide and seek, swing on her swing set, hang around, talk, play by ourselves or with the other neighborhood children. She brought me a lot out of my autistic social shell for the time back then.

My father raised me on [[Chris and music|music]] and [[Video games|technology]], as well as Sesame Street, Care Bears and [[Transformers Generation 1]]. But he was one of the first in line to invest and buy a [[Commodore 64]] Computer System. He even programmed a simple game of ring-stacking on it. But he let me have it for my early Video Game Play with games including Pitfall, Q*Bert, Pole Position, and a fun [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck]] game.

My second Game System was the Nintendo Game Boy that I got for Christmas, 1989, with Tetris and Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles - Fall of the Foot Clan. I played Tetris a LOT.

Also in 1989, there was a Bear Band who played at Regency Square Shopping Mall in Chesterfield County for years. The man behind the Conductor, [[Leonard Bearstein]], was English, because when I told him him through the Bear my name was Christopher, he misunderstood and started calling me Christian. That night, on the back

My first Hero I looked up to was the American Rabbit, from his one movie, "[[The Adventures of the American Rabbit]]"; they REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE A TV SERIES of him. Then in June, 1991, the SEGA Genesis rolled out, and Sonic the Hedgehog sided with the American Rabbit, but stood taller, as my Hero.

I attended [[Greene County Primary School]] from Kindergarten to 3rd Grade, then I attended [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Nathaniel Greene Elementary]] for my 4th Grade. I was home-schooled for 5th Grade.

Some conflict between my mother, father and the school system occurred after [[Kick the autistic|physical abuse]] from 5 faculty members late in my 4th Grade; my parents took the case against the Greene County School Board for a year or two. The board threatened to lock me away in an institution, and my family did not want that, so in September, 1992, my family and I moved to Chesterfield County, while keeping our Ruckersville Home, for better Schooling.

=='''The Teenage Years'''==

After moving into an apartment house in the Cloverleaf Complex, my father enrolled me into Providence Middle School for my 6th to 8th Grades; my half-sister, [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], was schooled there as well. It was a pleasant learning experiences over those 3 years. I was taught by the respective teachers there, but the most highly noted teacher I had, who watched over and guided me in that school was Mrs. [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Virginia Sanford]]; she was Teacher of the Year one year. I achieved [[Honor roll|Honor Roll]] in the majority of my time there.

Then I continued to Manchester High School for my 9th to 12th Grades. My father and I had moved out of the Cloverleaf, then rented a house in Surrywood for a year, then moved into a Townhouse in the Newberry area before I attended M.H.S.

I continued on my Honor Roll Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S. I took various classes between Providence Middle and Manchester High. Mostly I took [[Chris and English|English Literature]] and Grammer, [[Chris and money|Mathematics]], [[Recycling|Science and Biology]], [[Stress sigh|Coping Skills]], [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|History]], and HEAVY on the [[Chris and Art|Art Classes]]. I was highly recognized for my artistic skills, by having them proudly displayed among other class-creations in the School for a while.

I have made a LOT of Friends as well over the years, MOSTLY FEMALE, because I was diagnosed for getting along better with girls than boys. And in my humble opinion, I could not agree more. Although I did have a few male friends in my lifetime, who were all good, honest individuals; in general, I despise a majority of [[JERKS|the male population]], because they can be such mean and cruel individuals.

In my Freshman Year, I was selected to be Manager/Water Boy for the Varsity Basketball Team. With my partner, who was Junior, [[Joseph Herring|Josheph Herring]]. He and I were good buddies. He confided in me his dating experiences with his ex-girlfriend then (I can't remember her name, but I'm sure she would remember). Poor fellow; that night she dumped him, he cried all by his lonesome in the cold all that night. I empathized with him, and I was able to help him cheer up. I lost touch with him after he graduated Class of 1998, yet I wonder what's he been up to and how he has been.

I was recognized for my work on the Varsity Team and was awarded a certificate and an embroidery "M" at the end of my Freshman Year.

But I was happy with my big circle of [[gal-pal]]s; we hung out a LOT, ate lunch, shared classes and all. But even though I did take the required [[Chris and sex|sexual education]] classes, I never had a First Date in my lifetime during the Middle or High School years. And as I have later learned in my Adult Years, I should have been more attentive in DATING; [[Chris and ego|I could have had my pick among my sweet gal-pals]], but I chickened out. I did have a few crushes in my lifetime, even a High School Sweetheart for 3/4 of my High-School Life, [[Kellie Andes]]. I REALLY missed out on that when I could have had the chance to take it. But I was mostly [[Naive]] (My Least Favorite Word in the English Language) on the subject.

I had a very nice [[My big 18th party|18th Birthday Party]], and I had invited my gal-pals to attend.

==='''Dating Education''' ===

As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Books]], and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have '''[[Dating Education]] Classes''' along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER [[Third date|3 or so DATES]], but '''HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!!''' If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.

=== '''Sonichu's Birth''' ===

During my Seinor Year, I took a Computer Graphics Class with a Miss Chalifoux (she got married that year, but I never learned her married name). Anyway, in March, 2000, she had assigned the class to create a CD Cover and Insert; the limit was NOT to use copyrighted characters, so [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]] were out of the question. And on March 17, 2000, I got the idea. I had been into [[Pokemon]] since Red and Blue came out, and I had created homemade Pokemon Trading Cards of my own Pokemon Creations (Only For Fun). Anyway, in my mind, I merged Sonic and Pikachu together to create [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in his earliest form. I soon after drew him up on paper, and then drew him on computer for the CD-Cover of my later-to-create custom CD, "[[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Christian's Favorite Hits]]".

From that day, I created his origins, stories, Rosechu and [[Black Sonichu]] (later to be renamed, Blake) and more, as well as the City of [[Cwcville]], Virginia. Also, I had made him a mascot for my earlier website, "[[CWC's PokeSite 2!|CWC's PokeSite 2]]". Still the background image in that early first-computer-drawn form on there.

=== '''The [[Merried Seinor Comic|Seinor]] Prom''' ===

To be one with my crowd, I bought a pair of tickets, but I went there with my mother. But then I realized I was still an outcast, because I stood out more like a lonesome [[wallflower]]. But that night, my trusted [[Homos|"Peppermint Patty"-Type]] Gal-Pal, [[Tiffany Gowen]], asked me to dance with her. I hesitated at first, but she grabbed my hand and pulled me onto the dance floor. We danced for what felt like hours. It was the most pleasant experience of that night, and I thank her for dancing with me then. I hope to return the favor at our Reunion.

===''' Graduation''' ===

Graduation for me was a sad one then. I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had MORE FANCIER AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from [[Chris and his Ego|not getting recognized for any of my Talents]]. [[Chris and anger|I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!]]

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. My mother found me later and comforted me; my father was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. Tiffany also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush [[Pokemon|Psyduck]] as a graduating gift beforehand.

Days after Graduation, we settled and moved back to our [[14 Branchland Court|Ruckersville Home]]. But I left out two other reasons why I felt crestfallen at Graduation. I Never got the chance to ask Kellie out on a date, and more importantly, that I was leaving ALL my close Gal Friends behind.

=='''College Time'''==

My family and I moved back to our Ruckersville Home, and I was soon enrolled into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. I was uncertain which to major in. At first, I randomly selected a major in Marketing, or something like that. [[Honor roll|I passed the coursed]], but my family and I later learned that there were NOT many jobs around Charlottesville that degree would work me for, so upon my father's suggestion, I switched over to [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] (CADD). I continued to pass the courses to earn my Degree and Certificate.

=== '''Start of my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]]''' ===

While my 18th Birthday was great, I did not have a good 21st. I was attending an English Course, when soon before, we started reading "Wednesday's Child", which was about an [[Autism|Autistic]] Girl, so I told the [[JERKS|MALE]] professor that I was High Functionally Autistic as well. Due to his not understanding Autism himself, and fears from that, he [[Kick the Autistic|kicked]] me out of his class on February 24, 2003; my 21st Birthday. After leaving the classroom, I found a folding plastic table with a chair by it, and I sat down, head in arms, and cried myself out the remainder of the time before the next class I had to take that day. I retook the course, with a female professor and passed it.

It was also just after that day that I realized that I NEEDED A FEMALE SWEETHEART. So that was the start, and the only sensible idea I could come up with that was inexpensive, was make a paper [[sign]] stating back that year, "I am a 21-Year Old Male, seeking an 18-21-Year Old Single Female Companion."

==='''Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' ===

A couple of months had passed since I officially started my Sweetheart Search in August, 2003. Not one woman would give me the time of day or even a passing glance as I sat with the sign next to me. I felt lonely on those days.

Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services", '''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]''', approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "'''You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE.'''" [[heart level|MY HEART WAS SHATTERED]] that very moment. But I did not give up; I made another sign, then a few weeks later, she did it again. I became more [[Retarded|determined]]. I created and printed ads and laid them around PVCC; created my [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]] pages and [[Love_quest#Promotional_Images|whatnot]]. Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. I reacted with [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|my own attack]] that she had been asking for the whole time. I was kicked out of PVCC for a year, and I had to take an [[Chris and anger|anger management]] course and see a psychiatrist for a while. I was allowed back in.

I continued with my courses, passed with good grades; made the Dean's List and Graduated with my Degree and Certificate. This was a HAPPIER GRADUATION FOR ME, because I was Finally LOSING MY TIES WITH [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|THAT HELL-HOLE]] THAT SHOWED NO LOVE FOR ME, OR MY NOBLE SEARCH FOR [[China|TRUE LOVE]].

After the first encounter with Mary, I put her into my comics from the start as MY personal MAIN Adversary, with her hoard of Impostor Police People, also known as [[Jerkops]], and the Notorious [[Count Graduon]] trapped in the glass orb on the scepter she wields.

==='''The Continuing, Enduring Search''' ===

As drawn in my [[Sub-Episodes]], I had my encounters outside of PVCC with the Jerkops who beat me up, dragged me around and all in my Search. It happened at the [[Fashion Square Shopping Mall]], at my Local [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and [[Get-Tar Region|Target]]. I was even [[Chris and the law|taken to court]] after the Target incident, but because of my volunteer work with the Pokemon Trading Card Game League at the Game & Hobby Place, I was put under [[We're Being Watched|watch]] for 3 months, then found Innocent and cleared of all charges.

During all this, I learned from my mother that the sign made me look [[retarded]], and eventually, I did away with the sign.

I drew more comics, making them more about [[Chris-chan Sonichu|me]] than Sonichu and Rosechu (BIG MISTAKE), but I was feeling lonely, sad and all.

=='''Becoming Internet Famous without having to leave Home'''==

Continuing to draw and upload onto the Sonichu Site I had continue to update now and then, I did not realize that I had a growing fanbase for Sonichu, Rosechu and myself. I had received Fan-E-Mails during my after-college life in 2006.

I felt pleasantly surprised.

Later, in March 17, 2007, Sonichu's 7th Birtday, I realized that I was able to afford a 60GB [[PS3|Playstation 3]], so I went out and invested in one. And I would later not only play games on it, but back up my comic pages and [[Nudes|other images]], play my [[SingStar Challenge|tunes]], watch some [[Family Guy|saved flicks]], browse the [[internet]] over my shortly-later acquired Cable-Modem with Wi-Fi Router, and communicate through the [[Playstation Network]].

'''
**This Sub-Section's contains mentioning of a webpage of [[Chris and sex|ADULT CONTENT]]; DO NOT VISIT IT if you're squeamish or Under 18 Years of Age.**'''

==='''The [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|E.D.]] Webpage'''===

Around November 1, 2007, just after I purchased a Nintendo Wii from my buddy, Joshua Martinez, I found in a Google Search of "Sonichu" the beginning paragraph and [[The_GAMe_PLACe#The_GAMe_PLACe_photograph|digital photograph]] that was the start of the "Chris_chan" page, which can be found in History as "22:46, 3 November 2007 Mr. E (Talk | Contribs) (4,664 bytes) (→The Horrible Discovery)", that was just the seed of twisting around my words and whatnot for their Cheap Laughs at MY Expense.

A Picture was taken THE FRIDAY NIGHT just before discovering the page by an individual who was at the Pokemon TCG League I was attending; the picture was blurry. The TWO FIENDS who dared to contribute to this SLANDEROUS MESS who were there was [[Pokemon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] and Naruto card game palyer, [[Daniel Mimms]] and his buddy/accomplice [[Lucas]].

After discovery, I fought, [[God and Jesus|God and Lord]] Knows how many times, [[Giant Penis Comic|long and hard]] to have that page taken down and removed from the internet forever. But sadly, my one plan of [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|TMI-Input-To-Overload-Their-Minds-And-STOP]] backfired on me, as I had inadvertently added to that heck-fire.

Most of the time after, I ignored that page, but to add more of their "'''LULZ'''" or as I call it, "'''[[Laughs Under Lucricities|Laughs Under Lucrativeness]]'''", those [[The Miscreants|Malicious Individuals]] started BULLYING and TROLLING ME. Even to go so far as to Falsely Earn my trust by [[Blanca|posing as women]] on [[Vanessa AIM Chats|Instant Messages]]. I was [[Naive|tricked for months]], but I gave it the LAST [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|STRAW]] at Early March, 2009, when [[BlueSpike|one Troll]] revealed himself to me in the Audio Online Chatroom, known as [[Mumble]], to be the [[BlueSpike#Julie|THOUGHT-OF-AS-FOR-MONTHS FEMALE]] I had chatted with online.

I have learned a lot from August, 2008 to Early March, 2009 between the "Women" I talked to and was tricked into trusting, I am capable of telling the difference from the truth from THEIR LIES.

=='''Currently...''' ==

I reside with my family at [[14 Branchland Court|our Ruckersville Home]], drawing my comics, playing video games, gettin' [[monthly tugboat|my money from the Government every month]], doing well and [[Fridays After Five|socializing locally]]. I have found my Sweetheart, who resides in another state, but she and I have been talking for over Two Months over telephone; her name is [[Ivy]]. She has proven herself to me by doing a Major Task, among many, that I required a Female Sweetheart for; she Fixed my [[Biological Clock]]. I was going to bed at 6 AM at the latest and waking mid-afternoon; now I'm falling asleep at 9 PM to Midnight, and waking at 6 to 9 AM. Also, soon after fixing my clock, [[God and Jesus]] came down and told me themselves that Ivy was TRULY the Woman I've been [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|holding out for]].

She and I will be meeting soon, after she finishes her semester at the college she's attending. I have also talked to [[Keino|her father]]; I respect him as he is a True Policeman, and that he is the father of my Sweetheart.

==='''Church'''===

I have been going to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] for over a year now. I was baptized there Mothers' Day of 2008. I have opened my heart for [[Trolls|God and Jesus]], and they guide me now when I need guidance.

='''More Information About Myself''' =

I would appreciate it if I was FULLY UNDERSTOOD as the [[Death threats|Noble Gentleman]] that I am.

My mother and father are good people, I've had good role models who showed me how to act as a gentleman, [[Red Skelton]] to name one. I also see myself as a leader-figure, like [[Optimus Prime]]. I have made mistakes in my lifetime, even bad ones that could be considered "Shots to my own Foot", but I'm only human like the rest of the human population.

Also, my favorite movie of all time is "[[Mary Poppins]]", and [[Britney Spears]] is my favorite Music Star.

==='''And SO I MAKE IT CLEAR!'''===

I Wish to be Understood, Treated and Respected as an Individual Straight Human Male in this vast crazy world of various people and all that.

Show Me Some Respect, Please; I am Human like you.

--'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (talk) 06:38, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

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Chris and English

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[[Image:Writing_guide.PNG|thumb|right|Chris has no idea what this is...]]
[[Image:Englishfordummies.jpg|thumb|right|...nor [[Computer|this]].]]

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{{quote|I No Socialize Online.|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}

[[Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.<ref>[https://archive.md/VFIwC :: Diagnostic Criteria for Autistic Disorder through the years]</ref> He spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at [[James Madison University]]. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he's become older, presumably due to his increased isolation, which has affected his English in general.

==CWC-isms==
{{Main|CWC-isms}}
Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading or listening will be able to understand exactly what he means. As such, we get terms like "B-dog" and "[[noviophobia]]". He also tends to re-appropriate existing words and phrases, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[Semen|comeuppance]] isn't a fitting outcome for someone's deeds, and [[china]] isn't an [[Punchy Sonichu|Asian]] nation.

In the case of words like the definite article "da", Chris might be trying to make a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive desperately grasping for credibility. Other famous CWC-isms like "[[tobacky]]", "[[niggos]]", and "[[gaybian]]" are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds repulsive. The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.

These CWC-isms combine with his [[speech impediment]] and his accent to form an unholy trifecta that defines his speech. With the constant stream of half-words and repetition, it is sometimes difficult to understand what exactly he is talking about. Any resemblance to actual English is tenuous at best; the words he uses are English, but the structure is far from proper. The fact that his vocabulary is a bit lacking only compounds the situation.

{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}

As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word "instances". Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to make it illegal to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.

His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his Ego|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.

==Written language==
Chris's writing is a complete mess from top to bottom, to put it lightly.

For starters, he doesn't understand basic syntax and semantics: he uses words in the wrong context, or as incorrect parts of speech. His grammar is also, predictably, abhorrent. For example, he refers to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|fingering]] as "[[CWC-isms#O|outtercourse]]",<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref> which incorrectly replaces the supposed prefix ''in-'' — which leaves ''tercourse'', which is not a word at all — while the correct prefix is ''inter-'', meaning "between". (Incidentally, "outercourse" is an actual colloquialism meaning {{w|Non-penetrative sex|dry-humping}}, not fingering.) Similarly, [[Mailbag 52|the infamous stock reply used to address Mailbag entries]] includes "inputed" as the past participle of ''input''; the correct word is either ''input'' or ''inputted''.<ref>[[wiktionary:input]]</ref>

Chris often misuses punctuation in many ways, with comedic results. In particular, he tends not to use hyphens when they're needed, but for some reason also add hyphens where they ''aren't'' needed, such as in his stock phrase "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]". Clearly he means that he wants to create a relationship from the "ground up". A literal interpretation, though, means he wants to create a girlfriend from something that's been ground up--coffee, cinnamon, pepper, etc. Another prominent example is him writing "rest assured" as "[[Twitter#17_July_2010|rest-assured]]" as if it were a hyphenated phrase and not an imperative statement.

Because Chris feels the need to type things precisely as he would say them, and worries that he will be misunderstood in print, he makes heavy usage of repetition and a distinctive [[BILLY MAYS|ALL CAPS]] style, comparable to the style used in comic books and graphic novels, which have no doubt influenced him. He also tends to Capitalize Words At Random, especially Nouns and those which hold Importance to the Sentence, or the ones that address Important Abstract Concepts that Chris tries to Systematically Understand on account of finding them too Complex and Mystifying, Similar to the Old Grammatical Laws of the Middle [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1800s]]. Also owing to his highly recitative manner of writing, he often adds letters to words to emphasize them. While this on its own is not something unique to Chris, most other people would write "sooo" instead of "so", for example. Chris, however, would only add one "o" to make "soo", which is rather amusing when read phonetically as it makes him sound like a stereotypical [[Tomgirl|effeminate]] [[Homos|homosexual]].

{{quote|And the ONLY REASON I have not had sex yet in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY; kept down with the Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend.|Chris proving that he never proofreads.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality Homosexuality] on CWCipedia</ref>}}

Beyond these basic issues of grammar and capitalization, Chris's writings often lack focus. Much like a child, he has trouble concentrating on a single topic for extended periods of time, and he'll often veer off topic in order to babble about [[Random-access humor|whatever is on his mind]]. This practice of writing stream-of-consciousness style, combined with his obvious disinterest in proofreading, or otherwise checking over what he's written, inevitably results in a large number of confusing run-on sentences, and a copious amount of text in general (especially in the comics). A single sentence might cover multiple topics, often ones that don't have anything to do with the original subject matter. It doesn't help that Chris feels it's his obligation to be "[[honest]]", which means that he feels the need to mention irrelevant little details, as anything less would mean he's not telling the whole truth. It gives his writing a rambling, disjointed feeling, and makes it very difficult to understand exactly what his point is.

Chris has demonstrated particular ineptitude in his usage of semicolons. Semicolons are usually used to connect two independent clauses together without a conjunction, and whatever succeeds a semicolon should be pertinent to whatever immediately preceded it. Chris, however, uses them to crudely string together two (or more) tangentially-related thoughts into a sentence that is consequently incoherent to anyone and which causes confusion as to what Chris even means in the first place. Chris also frequently misuses the semicolon in character dialogue, using it where he should use a full stop (period) or something else entirely.

{{quote|...while the Movie Women are "Just Characters", [[Rosechu]] is playing as her own "Character" as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively "[[Bubbles Rosechu]]", "[[Angelica Rosechu]]", and recently introduced, "[[Lolisa Rosechu]]", of whom her Boyfriend, "[[Jamsta Sonichu]]", was the one who Interviewed [[Blanca]] and her [[Jiggliami]] on Radio Station, [[KCWC]].|Chris, somehow jumping from [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|movies not being reality]] to his [[KCWC|imaginary radio station]].}}

===Spelling===
[[Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|thumb|right|Chris had a chance to correct this spelling mistake during a [[retcon]] of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], but instead proved he can't spell for shit.]]

It is well-known that Chris has trouble with simple spelling, as evidenced by all the "''{{w|sic}}''" tags scattered around the CWCki. Despite myriad other problems with Chris's writing, his poor spelling somehow manages to stand out. He has many rigid, totally consistent habits which he never corrects, such as substituting "ein" for "eni", as in "[[seinor prom|seinor]]" (senior) and "geinus" ([[Sonichu 1|genius]]). Similarly, "teir" is how Chris spells the word tier on his [[Patreon]] page.

[[File:Teir.png|thumb|150px|How Chris spells tier, one example of many on the page.]]

Chris often spells difficult words phonetically, like a grade-school child still learning literacy, for example spelling "caricature" as "characiture", rather than taking a few seconds to spell-check them in any of the dozens of programs available that would automatically correct his spelling.

Long after fans discovered his comics, it was realized that the term "[[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent]]" is supposed to be a pun, and not just another instance of Chris's butchery of the English language resulting from "u" and "i" being adjacent on the QWERTY keyboard, as most had originally assumed. This largely goes to show that Chris's ability to spell correctly is so noticeably poor that when he ''deliberately'' misspells something, it goes unnoticed for ''years''.

In 2014, when he started dating the British-affiliated [[Catherine]], Chris arbitrarily began to use British spellings, especially of the word "colour," since this was particularly relevant to his [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest du jour]]. By March 2015, he was still using these spellings, using the dumb excuse that he was of [[Daniel Weston|British ancestry]].

===Typos===
[[Image:Sonichu_Typos.jpg|thumb|left|More perfect spelling from <s>Mr.</s> [[Tomgirl|Miss]] Chandler.]]

The above spelling problem is only compounded by Chris's constant typos. The very first page of the comic contains the word "[[Sonichu 0|mies]]" in place of "miles". And even when he edits pages that contain these mistakes and has a chance to fix them, he invariably misses them a second time, like "[[Sonichu 7|dood]]" instead of "good" in issue seven.

The fact that these typos exist only goes to prove that Chris does not bother to proofread his works even a single time after completion and prior to uploading them to the Internet. And assuming that he has read his own comic at some point or another, and that someone '''must''' have drawn his attention to these mistakes at some point, the only logical conclusion is that Chris can not be bothered to go back and fix these typos even when he is aware of them.

Chris acknowledged these spelling mistakes in a [[July 2017 tweets#Improvement|tweet]] in [[July 2017]], claiming that the typos are "etched in history forever".

===Definitions and vocabulary===
Chris has a very bad habit of not knowing what he's talking about, and this is readily observable in his '''vocabulary'''. Chris still believes the word "[[naïve]]" means stupid, and thus hates being called it. Naïve, in simple terms, means "ignorance or gullibility because of a lack of experience". Therefore, this word accurately describes Chris because he doesn't do anything, and because of that he's gullible and ignorant. Another word Chris throws around with wild abandon is "slander". Chris constantly calls his [[ED]] page and the [[CWCki]] slanderous. Slander is defamation. Defamation is the destruction of reputation or character through manipulation of video, photographic, and audio evidence. Libel is like slander, but is defamation through writing.

There's two things wrong with Chris's use of slander. His ED page and the CWCki consist of more written material than videos, photographs and audio, so if it was anything it would be libel. The other is that the ED page and CWCki are neither slander nor libel, because nothing on them is manipulated and everything on them is [[True and Honest|true]], and backed up with evidence provided by none other than Chris himself.

Related to his choice of vocabulary, Chris has an issue with using terms that, while technically meaning similar things, have different tones. This is perhaps most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris uses the term "bearing false witness" multiple times. In the context Chris uses the term, he's simply using it as an alternate way of saying "lying" or "misrepresenting", as the Biblical term is often simplified when explaining the Ten Commandments to children. Chris fails to realize that the term is more or less exclusively associated with the Bible and using it when discussing himself makes the characters sound like they're referring to Chris as their god, although [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|this may have]] [[Ego|been intentional]]. Likewise, the Asperchu characters claim to have been forced to "make a false idol of the brown-shirted one" even though in Asperchu, the protagonists merely respect their creator, rather than worship him. Again, the use of Biblical terminology makes the whole thing seem even more narcissistic.

===Repetition===
Chris frequently repeats himself verbatim, which does little except to gradually annoy whoever he's addressing. This is most apparent in his [[Attraction Sign]] but has cropped up in numerous other places. He frequently describes his ideal girl as a "[[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up." This clunky phrasing is reiterated in almost every iteration of the sign, both online and off. He makes copious usage of his "joke" that "[[Dating Education|Date ed]]" sounds "[[Sonichu 9|dated]]" and has repeatedly blamed the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] for his woes. This repetition is not limited to his written communication; for example, he has often described his [[Bob Chandler|father]] as having "starting more arguments than flies in a garbage dump," notably in his [[Father Call|phone conversation with Kacey's father]]. During the [[2008]] election, Bob joked to Chris that Obama would paint the White House black if he was elected. Chris [[Autism|seemed to take this literally]], and years later, he still occasionally talked about the former President repainting the White House.

Clearly, something about these exact phrases causes Chris to reuse them over and over, verbatim, when describing the same problem in different conversations and contexts. It is tempting to just blame his autism for this repetition, which is likely a factor; however, much like his life in general, not all of his failures at communication can be the product of his autism — other possibilities include that:
* Chris struggles to form sentences, and when he does so "successfully", he tends to reuse what he knows is (or believes to be) a working formula.
* Chris mistakenly thinks his peculiar constructions are funny and uses them to get a laugh, much like his [[Christian's sex joke|one original joke]].
* Chris is so lazy that he literally copy/pastes text (or simply copies in the case of non-digital media) from his earlier screeds and manifestos into his new ones.
* Chris is simply so [[Things Chris has ripped off|terminally unimaginative]] that he cannot think of more than one way to express a given idea.
Given what we know about Chris, any or all of the above are possibilities. A large number of the phrases that are collectively known as "[[CWC-isms]]" follow the above pattern.

====Piecemeal language use====
Chris's phrase usage is a deep-seated issue, to the point that it's almost possible to imagine that he copies all of his phrases from ''somewhere'', even when he has not used the phrase previously. People usually learn idioms from other people when they hear them in an appropriate context, but though Chris may experience such a context, it will often fly straight over his head, and accordingly he has problems fully understanding the meaning of the phrase. Like most of us, he has obviously learned some phrases from the world around him, and he ''sort of'' understands what they mean and ''sort of'' uses them in correct context. Despite this, it is as if he just learned the phrases, and, like some foreign English student, is making the first awkward steps towards using them properly. Unlike those curious foreigners, however, Chris is not worried about getting punched in the face by the natives for abusing beloved idioms.

To an outside observer, many of Chris's phrases almost always appear out of place and tacked-on. This can manifest itself in even very small examples, such as in the video title "[[New Address]]"; the video isn't about any sort of an address change, as the phrase was intended to imply, but rather is an ''address'' to a specific individual, and is ''newly released''. It is akin to a foreigner opening a phrase book, finding the entry "New Address", and saying "OK, that is probably close enough--it has 'new' and 'address' in it."

For more blatant examples, in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris continually demands "Legal, Unmark[ed], Non-consecutive" bills to be mailed to him. He probably thinks it's the sort of thing people ''generally'' say when they want cash mailed to them, without realizing that he has picked this expression up from crime fiction where that kind of phrase is said as part of a ransom demand. Also, when listing his definitely ancient television on [[Craigslist]], he demands "CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE." which doesn't apply at all to something like an old TV, and directly contradicts his very own offer. Regarding "No haggle" or a "better offer", it is clear he has no clue what "haggle" even means. He most likely picked up the jargon from other entries on the site.<ref>See, for example, the note in ''The Big Lebowski'': "WE HAVE BUNNY. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF."</ref>

==Semantics==
As demonstrated in CWC-isms above, Chris has severe problems understanding the meanings of words and just about anything even marginally abstract or metaphorical. A Facebook status reveals that, through unknown means, he has come to believe that "empirical" means "rejecting scientific methods of knowing," which is more or less the opposite of the word's actual meaning. Since his source for this is listed as Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D., a character in ''{{w|Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine}}'', perhaps this odd idea came from content in the [[100 2269|Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band]]''.

He described the word "benevolent" as sounding "derogatory"<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref> — he might have mixed it up with "belligerent", which means "war-like", or "malevolent", an antonym of "benevolent."

Years later, in 2016, Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should "advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be."<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]</ref> Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it is a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.

===Muddled-up proverbs===
A good demonstration of Chris's lack of understanding of semantics is the fact that he does not really understand proverbs and adages; he frequently recites them incorrectly, clearly misses the point, or [[Autism|takes them literally]]. When he comes up with his own, he does not exactly try to veil any wisdom in carefully crafted phrases.

Examples of Chrisverbial Wisdom:

* "Those who are unable to, teach."<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>
* "The shaped OBJECT is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL."<ref>[[Download For Play Only]]</ref>
* "A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Past_Featured_Quotes Past Featured Quotes] on CWCipedia</ref>
* "The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes"/>

The last example illustrates several problems: "The pen is mightier than the sword" (a phrase originally coined by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the man who also coined the phrase "It was a dark and stormy night") is, of course, generally regarded as a statement that words can have bigger consequences than violence. Chris does not understand this, and tries to somehow interpret this concretely: "pen is more permanent than a pencil." It is also problematic because normally, "A, yet B" is usually a statement by ''contrasts'': "A may be true, but a contrary example B is true as well." Still, Chris fails at explaining why it is so important that pens are more permanent than pencils, and what that has to do with the original phrase — the meaning of Chris's proverb remains unclear to all, probably including Chris himself.

===Literal interpretations===
Chris is unable to interpret the language other people use at any level other than its literal, surface meaning. He misses the deeper meanings of what others are trying to say to him, and cannot interpret abstract thought or sarcasm. This is known as concrete thought, which can be seen as a symptom of autism.

====Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm====
Chris cannot interpret rhetorical comparisons or hyperbole in general. He ignores the point the speaker is trying to make and focuses on the "exact" meaning of the phrases they use. Examples:<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>

: '''Kacey's Father:''' You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.
: '''Chris:''' Stuff... candy... don't... I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!
: …
: '''Kacey's Father:''' I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a Windows is.
: '''Chris:''' You barely know what a Windows is?
: '''Kacey's Father:''' Don't… Don't patronize me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?
: '''Kacey's Father:''' What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that.

In the first example, Chris clearly only hears "You[…] stuff candy down your throat" and interprets the negative tone as an accusation that this is a bad thing, then tries to prove that he does not, in fact, stuff ''candy'' down his throat — just healthy foods like vegetables (a blatant lie, but that is beside the point). Because he feels threatened, he forgets that this is used as a ''rhetorical comparison'', and thus the original point that Kacey's dad was trying to make gets lost in the sands of time. This is also one of the reasons why conversations with Chris reach complete dead ends.

As the quote read in the [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness]] video says, autistic people are frequently unable to interpret sarcasm. Chris is no exception, and he is often unable to pick up sarcastic comments, as seen in the Guru Larry interview.<ref>[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]</ref>

====Questions and suggestions====
Chris's literal interpretation also affects how he answers questions and follows orders or suggestions. His answers to questions are always spartan with no elaboration, and cannot distinguish the implied meanings within the commands and suggestions given to him from their literal meanings. For example:<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In-depth answers|Mailbag #2]]</ref>

: '''Q:''' Do you listen to any music while you draw the comics?
: '''A:''' Yes.

To a normal person, the question that was posed would be interpreted along the lines of "What kind of music — what bands, what musical genres? If you listen to the music, why does this particular music help you draw things? If not, do you find music distracting, and why?" but instead, Chris interpreted "Do you listen to any music?" literally as a question that can be answered "yes" or "no". Simply put, he is unable to see ''why'' people are asking specific questions that can be answered yes or no, and unable to elaborate or give rationales for his opinions unless those things are ''specifically'' asked from him. Again, this characteristic is due to his autism, not, as is often perceived, his stupidity.

Another example:<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #8]]</ref>
: '''Alec:''' Please stop running away from me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.

This was in response to Chris trying to end the call after an inconvenient discussion.

This also is likely to blame for Chris's second encounter with [[B-Manajerk]]. The previous day, the manager of the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] had banned him from the store. Problem is, they were inside a [[McDonald's]] at the time, and he likely said something along the lines of "Never come to this store again." Chris probably took this to mean "You are banned from this specific store, the one you and I are standing in right now," and due to this misunderstanding he wound up being chased out of the Wal-Mart.

===Television jargon===
In the ''Sonichu'' comic, Chris also almost consistently uses television terminology instead of comics terminology. This seems to seep into his other language use, too — he urges people to "stay tuned" to see new developments in his [[YouTube]] channel, for example. This on its own is innocuous, as normal people might use "stay tuned" in non-TV situations (and for cable/satellite TV stations, which do not have a transmission frequency), but in Chris's case, this may be an indication of a bigger issue. Chris refers to himself as "Great Director Chandler"<ref>[[Mailbag 34#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag #34, to Evan]]</ref> (itself a ripoff of [[Excel Saga|Great Director Watanabe]]) and calls alternate versions of his comics "director's cuts".<ref>[[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|''Sonichu'' Quiz #2]]</ref> [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] begins with the "Previously..." type of recap of the end of the previous comic more usually seen in a TV series. When talking about the comic, he consistently refers to "episodes" rather than chapters. He has used "TV-MA/TV-14/TV-Y7" ratings for certain scenes<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]</ref> and, when this self-imposed rating system later failed to work, he blamed the {{w|Federal Communications Commission}} for the messed-up ratings,<ref>[[Mailbag 51#The recent explosion of pornography in TV-Y7 cartoons is not Chris's fault|Mailbag #51]]</ref> even though the FCC has no authority over online or printed media. He promised a second "season" of the comic — apparently a "reboot" will commence with a "clip show episode" in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' 11]].<ref>[[Mailbag 51#A reboot is scheduled|Mailbag #51]]</ref> It is as if he is familiar with only one set of jargon that he then applies to all similar situations, ignoring the fact that most people speak of "writers" instead of "directors", "chapters" instead of "episodes", "volumes" instead of "seasons", rate their comics with some rating system that is probably similar to, but not an ''exact duplicate'' of the one used in television — and so on.

It is speculated that the use of jargon stems not from a limited vocabulary, but from Chris's belief that he is [[Chris and reality|actually directing a TV show.]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on CWCipedia. "''For the sake of the Comic Pages, the marriage has been keep discreet during drawing, coloring and filimg[''sic''].''"</ref> More damningly, he once referred to the comics as an "anime", with himself as director.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_9 Issue #3 Page 9]</ref>

===Other strange points===
Chris seems to cling to trademarks. In [[Mailbag 10|Mailbag #10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not "saved on memory card" or just "saved"; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. In the exact same vein, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], he even swears with "hand on My Holy New International Version Bible right now," rather than just on ''any'' old Bible he might have had lying around. This can be explained, again, by Chris's autism, where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.

He also tends to mix up similar words, for example, the time he confused [[Sonichu's Edge|free-running]] with {{w|Parkay|a brand of butter}}.

Chris seems to prefer referring to people using their full names; before he assumed he was female, he almost always referred to himself as "Christian Weston Chandler" or, God forbid, "'Christopher' Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler"— if he was feeling overly formal. This applies to other people, too; for example, in [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], he refers to most of the women by their full names. This is yet another autism-related trait.

Chris also has a habit of inventing new words by muddling the tense of existing ones. This often goes along with his previously-mentioned preference for somewhat odd word choices as he tries to force words into sentences they don't belong in. A good example would be be Chris's love of the word "crestfallen" that came about during the [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. While the word usually exists as a adjective, Chris uses it in a baffling progressive tense "to my dismay and crestfall."

Chris also has a habit of spelling certain words, phrases, or names of people backwards in order to emphasize them in a sentence. For example, during the [[Pmurt]] Saga, Chris would continuously say "EID PMURT, EID!!!" His reasoning for doing this is unknown, however it is known that Chris will often spell the names of his adversaries backwards as a means of degrading them.

==The spoken word==
[[Image:Choicevideos.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris's spoken vocabulary. Notice how Chris's most used word is "uh".]]
Chris comes off slightly better when speaking, although that's not really saying much. He claims ad nauseam [[Song of Christian|the first word]] [[Autism Tutorial|he ever spoke]] [[Chris%27s_Wikipedia_profile#His_Early_Years_-_Birth_to_1992|was "monkey"]] at the age of six weeks, which is physically impossible. When he addresses the world in one of his many videos, his speech is peppered with vocalized pauses such as "uh", "hmm", and "yeah" as he struggles to find the right thing to say. He also [[Speech impediment|tends to stutter and repeat himself]].

{{quote|They should have given it perfect- they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the {{w||Game Informer}}.|Chris attempting to convince people that [[Brutal Legend Plus|''Brutal Legend'']] is worthy of a perfect score.}}

Chris does a better job staying on-topic when speaking than he does while writing, likely because when speaking to a camera or another person, he has a clearer idea of the point he wants to get across. Going off on rambling tangents still occasionally happens, but usually only when Chris is [[Random-access humor|trying to be funny]].

{{quote|...even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow {{w|R. Kelly}}'s bathroom... [[The Cleveland Show]], new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX.|Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|confusing humor with advertising.]]}}

While Chris seems to be at least capable of coherent conversation while calm, things go downhill when he's [[Stress|upset]], [[Chris and Anger|enraged]], or [[:File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|confused]]. In particular, his tendency to throw childlike temper tantrums has resulted in some very bizarre outbursts. When angry, Chris still retains his tendency to go off on tangents and be very proper about compulsively giving all of the [[Honest Content|relevant information]], which means that he's often unable to sum his anger up in just a few succinct words.

{{quote|...SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!|Chris [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|inserting random details into a hissy fit.]]}}

Interestingly, comparisons of his vocal patterns offer one of the few signs of actual development that Chris has ever displayed. Consider his earliest videos; his speech was courtly and disjointed, and delivered almost exclusively in short, monotonous bursts:

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There are exceptions to this, but these generally consisted of [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|short phrases apparently culled from TV]] (note the change in pitch in the above video when Chris describes himself as "ever so lonesome"). All in all, Chris displayed all the attributes one would expect from an autistic, as well as from someone who is completely unused to talking to people.

Comparisons with the present day show a marked change in Chris's manner of speech:

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Chris may not sound any more naturalistic, but he does show more of a semantic range than he did two years ago. Clues as to why this has occurred can be found in the subject matter of the videos — Chris seems to have realized to some extent that he must engage with people on their terms in order to be taken seriously. While this may not be a massive change, it is still heartening to see that the trolling is stirring the emaciated husk of his dignity into some sort of creaking action. Who knows? In another two years he may have acquired the vocal skills of a child of kindergarten age.

===Idiosyncrasies===
Chris also has a number of idiosyncrasies which appear frequently in his speech. First, the aforementioned disjointed speech patterns, which are broken up by a number of ideological phrases, which crop up with varying regularity but which sound very similar every time he uses them. Listen closely to the way he introduces himself; he is "Chrishinwessonchanler. From Ruckersville Vir-''gin''-ya." Whenever Chris introduces himself, he basically repeats this exact phonetic pattern, including pauses, the rushed and garbled name, and the staccato rhythm of "Virginia". This is of course explainable by his autism, but it is also related to his [[Random-access humor|sense of humor]], his [[parody|plagiarism]], and his desire for control over those whom he sees as oppressors.

It may also be related to the less often seen idiosyncrasy which causes him to express disgust with a word physically. For example, in the famous [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|"Smell Yo Duck"]] music video, Chris first avoided saying the word "dick" altogether, and when forced to repeat the video, showed signs of distress bordering on illness. While this is obviously nothing more than a comical exaggeration on his part, it is notable that he should feel any particular sensation about simple words whatsoever. This reaction raises the possibility that, so long as he is not faking it altogether, Chris may be a {{w|Synesthesia|synaesthete}}. There's also the possibility that he has a strong association with a certain word and associates guilt with it, like a child hearing a curse word. Alternatively, it is not stating the ''word'' that is disgusting to Chris, but rather the ''substance'' of the phrase, as it implies that ''he himself'' is [[homos|"smelling someone's dick"]], as he has no problem hurling curse words (including "dick") at his enemies when in a [[Chris and anger|fit of rage]].

==Profanity==
: ''See also: [[Chris and censorship]]''

At some point in the 2000s, Chris became an enthusiastic user of profanity and vulgar language. According to [[Mimms]], in his early days at [[The GAMe PLACe]] Chris avoided cursing, at least in public, but in more recent years he's lost almost all compunctions in this regard. His videos, blogs, and public pronouncements are full of foul language and obscene references. This is possibly part of an effort by Chris to seem more "adult".

He still holds back in some ways, though. In much of his writing, especially in his comics and on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris shows a strange inclination to sporadically censor himself. He regularly uses profanity in his blog entries and Mailbag responses, but the offending words are typically blotted out with asterisks: "D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash,"<ref>[[CWC Blog]], December 2009</ref> for instance, or "[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Bugs_Bunny|BUGS BUNNY]] WAS NAKED; YOGI BEAR WAS NAKED; WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<ref>[[Mailbag 39|Mailbag #39]]</ref> (On occasions he varies up his censorship style. [[CWC's Diary]] repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "[[CWC-isms#X|XXXXX]]"; the X's are clearly meant to stand in for "bitch".) Even relatively mild words such as "damn" and "crap" get the same treatment, which was exploited to hilarious effect in the [[audiobooks]].

It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory abounds regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry Internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)

==See also==
* [[Speech impediment]]
* [[Chris's resume]]
* [[The High School Story]]
* [[Chris and writing]]
* [[Spanish]]
* Anything written on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#English|Chris's high school English homework]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}
{{CWC-isms}}

List of toys

2020-10-08T22:06:25Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Universe */

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== [[Lego]] ==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Creator===
{| class="wikitable"
|''31105'' Townhouse/Toy Store
|$39.99
|-
|''31097'' Townhouse, Pet Shop & Café
|$79.99
|-
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''3839'' Race 3000
|$19.99 (median price)
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|Prowl
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Prime===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''167'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|Matrix Workshop M-16 Refraktor Upgrade Kit
|$32.82
|-
|Rumble and Ratbat
|$17.00
|-
|}

===Flame Toys Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$42.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$49.75
|-
|Shattered Glass Optimus Prime (Attack Mode)
|$39.59
|-
|Starscream
|$37.99
|-
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-10-08T21:59:18Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Flame Toys Furai model kits */

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== [[Lego]] ==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Creator===
{| class="wikitable"
|''31105'' Townhouse/Toy Store
|$39.99
|-
|''31097'' Townhouse, Pet Shop & Café
|$79.99
|-
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''3839'' Race 3000
|$19.99 (median price)
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Prime===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''167'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|Matrix Workshop M-16 Refraktor Upgrade Kit
|$32.82
|-
|Rumble and Ratbat
|$17.00
|-
|}

===Flame Toys Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$42.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$49.75
|-
|Shattered Glass Optimus Prime (Attack Mode)
|$39.59
|-
|Starscream
|$37.99
|-
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-10-08T21:57:45Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* War for Cybertron: Siege */

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== [[Lego]] ==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Creator===
{| class="wikitable"
|''31105'' Townhouse/Toy Store
|$39.99
|-
|''31097'' Townhouse, Pet Shop & Café
|$79.99
|-
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''3839'' Race 3000
|$19.99 (median price)
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Prime===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''167'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|Matrix Workshop M-16 Refraktor Upgrade Kit
|$32.82
|-
|Rumble and Ratbat
|$17.00
|-
|}

===Flame Toys Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$49.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$49.75
|-
|Shattered Glass Optimus Prime (Attack Mode)
|$39.59
|-
|Starscream
|$37.99
|-
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
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{{Money}}
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[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-10-08T21:55:37Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Flame Toys Furai model kits */ Added another kit he bought in May 2020.

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== [[Lego]] ==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Creator===
{| class="wikitable"
|''31105'' Townhouse/Toy Store
|$39.99
|-
|''31097'' Townhouse, Pet Shop & Café
|$79.99
|-
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''3839'' Race 3000
|$19.99 (median price)
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Prime===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''167'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|}

===Flame Toys Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$49.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$49.75
|-
|Shattered Glass Optimus Prime (Attack Mode)
|$39.59
|-
|Starscream
|$37.99
|-
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

ECV 00002

2020-10-06T02:23:59Z

Zero Suit Slurpy:

[[File:ChrisChanTechnologyMR.jpg|thumb|How Chris uses science and technology to achieve his ultimate transformation.]]
{{Quote|I was actually surprised on how my torso would look blue, then after I painted my face, before the headwear, I reminded myself of the Marvel superhero [[wikipedia:Nightcrawler (comics)|Nightcrawler]]|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>}}

'''ECV 00002''' is a video uploaded on 10 [[October 2010]] in which [[Chris]] uses the power of [[Random Access Humor]] and jump cuts to transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his Super-Mode]]. [[Jackie]] requested this video two days prior.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>

The results are mixed; Chris at least attempts to use the same pose and positioning before and after the jump cut, but this baby step towards competence is overshadowed by a [[retard]]-fall back by the slip-shod cosplay self-paint job. An odd, incomplete white field over most of his face meant to resemble [[Sonic]]/[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]-style eyes, a cone-ear constructed out of construction paper (which regularly falls off, despite Chris's lack of movement), and a white "chest-fur" patch, which is supposed to be an outline of the [[Medallion of Fail]] only serve to further damage Chris's physical appearance.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = ECV 00002
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Z1EiG1v7kG4}}
| stardate = 10 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}, Body paint
| previous = [[A Hike]]
| next = [[100 2277]]
}}

{{quote|At least I am doing this and... I have myself a woman, so there.}}

=== Transcript ===
Hello, folks! Hm. Well, [[Monty Python|and now for something completely different]]. [[Electric Hedgehog]] [[power]]! PEW!

[''Jump cut. Chris is now dressed as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. The transformation straightens his back, lowers and bends his arms, and moves a few items in the background'']

Pew. [''Chris-chan Sonichu's right ear begins to fall off''] This would be me in my super mode! [''Chris puts the right ear back on''] ...if I actually had the super powers! [''The right ear falls off yet again, but is put back in place''] [[Chris and reality|But I don't in real life.]] But I dressed up like this anyway, to, I don't know, [''The same ear falls off yet again, promptly readjusted''] just to say something or just to have fun.

Anyway, live an [[Honest content|honest life]], don't [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]], don't [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|badmouth people]]... It's just not cool. You know? Don't pic- don't torture me. At least I am doing this and... I have myself a woman, [[Chris and his Ego|so there]]. So she'll appreciate this very much. She appreciates almo- everything I do for her. [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|Especially these videos]].

[[Jackie]], I [[love]] you. I want to hold you in my arms, [[sweetheart]]. You come over right on here and we'll [[Chris and sex|do each other]] right. [[Sex tape|Sweet times]]...

[''Pause.'']

Alright, anyway, stay in school, stay well... um... you know. Just live [[Chris and English|rife]] peace- live peacefully. Don't take- don't [[Chris and anger|be angry at people]]. Don't be mean. OK? A'ight. Take care.

==Fan video==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-chan Henshin
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MPeuSdTo0NI}}
| maker = rba718
| stardate = 10 [[October 2010]]
| type = }}

==Fan art==

<gallery>
File:Hpowers.jpg|Electric furry powers!
File:128678188337.png
File:128677654690.jpg
</gallery>
==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Hike]]|nextlink=[[100 2277]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

{{Cosplay videos}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-10]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-10]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-10]]

9 December 2009

2020-10-06T02:06:52Z

Zero Suit Slurpy:

In "'''9 December 2009'''" (officially "'''12092009.mp4'''"), Chris complains about [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s [[homos]]exual ads on his [[CWCipedia]] and demands that his fans in Europe donate him €1,000. Chris also states that he's heard rumors that Seth MacFarlane is planning on including him in a future ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode. Chris then pitches his idea for a [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]-themed ''Family Guy'' episode and ends his video by declaring that he has a special new [[gal-pal]] in mind to voice [[Rosechu]].

Chris also leaves his cell phone number in the description, thinking MacFarlane will read it for some strange reason. However, MacFarlane obviously has better things to do than to listen to bad ideas by [[Obesity|obese]] manchildren, so Chris basically created another way to get trolled by his fans.

His episode idea essentially amounts to Meg falling in love with him because of the [[CWCipedia]] and inviting him to an animation festival in Quahog. The festival subplot is (surprise!) completely forgotten at this point as the rest of the story is just about Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu hanging out with the Griffin family. Sonichu and Rosechu offer [[Wikipedia:Brian Griffin|Brian Griffin]] some [[dating education]].

This video saw the return of the poor, tortured [[PSEye]] camera who, loyal as a [[Patti Chandler|dog]], still records for Chris.
==Video==

{{quotebox|
To Seth McFarline: I am addressing you; you may respond by calling my cell phone number at 434-760-0848, and Leave a Message with a Call-Back Number, so we can discuss the episode(s) plans. Thank You.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = 12092009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|uikxc9W-5R4}}
| stardate = 9 [[December 2009]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}, {{Rumours|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Holiday Greetings]]
| next = [[Fanmail Reading]]
}}

{{quote|I have my own story for at least one episode, and I'm willing to go multiple episodes in agreement with Seth McFarlane and the crew.}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate December 9th 2009.

I am doing this through the [[PlayStation Eye]], and Eye-Create once again, because my digital camera is fickle on battery power. The batteries should—are still good compared to—as—respectively noted on the battery tester I have, but, unfortunately, it goes down quickly, it goes up; it's variable, so forget digital camera. Anyway... aside from the impossible skips that may occur, I am here to make a few announcements. First off I have said the, uhh, CWCipedia, I, uhh, am looking to my European fans to make donations to the CWCipedia. Not only to, uhh, keep it up, but to help get rid of the God. Dang. Sh—horrible [''removes glasses, shakes head, then whispers''] homosexual ads that dang [[Jack Thaddeus]] put on there. [''exhales sharply and shakes head''] Anyway, donations are greatly appreciated, and, uhh, as they have noted on there, those who donate over 1,000 euros, place to—get to place their own ads there, no questions asked. And, uh—as for—with that out there—would like—also am looking for sponsors. And, uh—I am looking maybe towards the Coca-Cola company, for them to sponsor the CWCipedia, plus the Sonichu franchise. At least the Coca-Cola company in Europe—in European area, to make the donation to put their ads all over on the CWCipedia adspace. [''spoken under breath''] At least to get rid of those God-dang—[''shakes head''] but, yeah. Coca-Cola.

And, uhh—and, uhh, let's see. With that said, I note, I have an understanding that, uhh, there may be—there are rumors going around about, uhh, people who—about the people who do animation for ''[[Family Guy]]'', thinking about making a, uhh, skit, in parody, in, uhh—not in, uhh, mockery [[parody]] of me on the show, but I would like to, uhh, make it clear that I don't want just a skit. If you're going to do anything of me, I would like to be involved and voice myself in the show, as well as—as well as the Sonichu character. Now I have my own story for at least one episode, and I'm willing to go multiple episodes in agreement with Seth McFarlane and the crew. Anyway, first off the rumored, drawn version of me that, uhh, looks like a Cleveland junior clone, NO. But, I have watched all the episodes of ''Family Guy'', regardless of weight, and I drew a good version of myself, with these drawings I'm gonna show on here and put on the CWCipedia a little later on tonight... along with sixth page.
[[Image:FamilyGuyChris.JPG|thumb|We all know that should be [[Sammy]].]]
[[Image:FamilyGuySonichuAndRosechu.JPG|thumb|You can't see it in the thumbnail, but Sonichu's lips are fucking terrifying.]]

[''Chris holds a picture of himself drawn in ''Family Guy''-style up to the camera. It looks nothing like him.'']

Anyway, there you go, that's a good version of me right there, to draw with the show.

[''Chris puts the image of himself down and holds up a picture of Sonichu and Rosechu. It looks exactly like every other picture of them he's drawn.'']

Like I said, it will be up on the CWCipedia later. And this here's a ''Family Guy'' version of Sonichu and Rosechu that I drew up. I even whittled it down and gave them each only four fingers. As you can see from here... and as it will be more—as it will be made more clear when they are uploaded on the CWCipedia later.

Also, yeah, my story idea. I have not written it up yet, but I am going—but I am going—I am planning on doing that. But, right off the bat, I have a start. Okay, here's the scenario for a story: [[Megan]]—Meg, is a fan—will be—will be a fan of my ''Sonichu'' comics. She goes onto the CWCipedia, reads [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|every new page I put up]], and she just really—and she just really adores me for, uhh, being a kind man and, uhh, all the [[Chris and his ego|good things about me]], ''aside'' from the vicious rumors that trolls put up, especially like on the [[ED]] page, and then she sends—she puts a letter, a message in the CWCipedia mailbox... [''nervous from the thought of girl (fictional or non-) talking to him''] and it's just like, "Why don't you come down to Ro—Qua—Quahog? We got, like, uhh... a—an animation fest coming up. Uhh, you could come part—you could come participate, show off your Sonich—show off your Sonichu and stuff, and, uhh... [[Third date|meet with me]]."

That's what she would say. And I was like, "Hmm... yes." But then we cut... to, uhh, later on during the animation festival, and, uhh... and sure enough, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|come]] up—[''gibberish''] in [[Son-Chu|my car]], and Megan—and [[:Image:Chris-chan_Traced_2.JPG|Megan's dere... with me]], and, uhh, it's all—uh, it's all—it's all ver—it's all—it's nice little meeting of... you know, between me and the family—and the family dere. And then, also, you know—and, also, after the [[rape|meet-and-greet there]]... um, I bring my two [[S-Chu Balls|Sonichu Balls]], and, uhh...—and [[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|release Sonichu and Rosechu]]... into the ''Family Guy'' world. And then they—and then they get to—and then they get together. Then, they greet the family, and, uhh, everybody meets, and... also, you know, they have a knowledge of what's going with Brian, as for me, as I've seen all the ''Family Guy'' episodes.

Mm, so... I have for story in this episode: Sonichu and Rosechu... help hook-up Brian and help him to maintain a relationship that he can actually, uhh, do better-off with, 'cuz... yeah, he's definitely [[Kacey|screwed up a few times]]. [[PandaHalo|No doubt about that.]]

Anyway, let's see, what else? Mm, yeah, that's fairly much what I have so far. More to—more to be revealed as I... wri—as I type it up. But—which, uhh, you know, these, uh, three images, as well as that story, will be put on the, uhh, [''air quotes''] ''Family Guy'' page on the CWCipedia, which I will create later night, to start off.

But, of course, starting off as such, uhh, I will put my own opinions about some of the aspects of ''Family Guy''—at least, uh, my humble opinions—and, definitely, you know, [''acting as though he's actually standing up for a real person''] Meg does not deserve to be treated as she does. She's definitely a very beautiful girl. I don't care what anybody says; she's beautiful in my eyes...

Anyway... also with that, uhh, there's also some other opinions—another opinion tonight. Oh, and I would definitely say this to Stewie in his face and [''inaudible'']: you know, Stewie... [[Wikipedia:Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story|you should have let that tower '''fall on you''']]. Then, at least in the future, you'd have ended up [[homos|straight]]!

Yeah, let's see if Stewie responds [to] that.

[''sigh''] Anyway, let's see... What else...? Yeah, and another thing, also, I would like to—also, on that—on that page, I would address the, uh, rumor, about, on the "[[Wikipedia:Road to Germany|Road to Germany]]" episode, where Seth got the bathroom sketch from a [''holds up hands''] ''Ghostbusters'' skit that I drew in, uhh, [[Sonichu 7|book number seven]]... I definitely put out(?) the question if(?), you know, [''squeaky falsetto''] he actually [[copyright|borrowed that from me]], but, you know, either way, I'm [[lies|cool]]. I'm just wanted to make sure, because... I don't know until I ask him personally.

Mm. Anyway, uh, that and... other things on my mind I'm not sure about, but... I can't rough(?) them outta my head right now, but they are noted on the Captain's Log... and in the previous entries on the CWCipedia.

I am Christian Weston Chandler. Thank you very much, and have a good evening.

[''Chris totally fakes us out'']

And another thing I'm not sure I even mentioned in the video... or till now: if this—if this show does go in process, like I said, I definitely want to voice myself and Sonichu. As for [[Rosechu]], I have a [''vocal squeak''] [[galpal]]... that I—that—that has close—that is close—and, uhh, I trust [her]. She is not [a troll], but, uhh... we are good friends, and I feel that she has a great voice. '''She could voice Rosechu very well'''. [''dramatic glasses removal''] I mean that. Okay...

Anyway... have a good day. Be safe.

[''gives us a thumbs-up, trying to fake us out once more'']

[''with arms spread and speaking in a really, really cool voice''] [[Random-access humor|'''I'm the man!''' ...And I'm straight, so... yes!]]

[''shakes head in self-disapproval'']

==See also==
*''[[Family Guy]]''

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{{Captain's Log}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, December 2009| 2009-12-09]]
[[Category: CWCipedia Saga videos| 2009-12-09]]
[[Category: Videos about homos| 2009-12-09]]

Anime Mid-Atlantic

2020-10-06T02:05:56Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* 2005 */

'''Anime Mid-Atlantic''' was an [[anime]] convention that [[Chris]] attended on 29 [[May 2004]] and 17 [[June 2005]]. It took place at a Holiday Inn (now DoubleTree) in [[Richmond]].

==2004==
Anime Mid-Atlantic took place on May 28–30, [[2004]]. Chris recounts this event in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #5:<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews5.htm</ref>

{{quotebox|
On May 29, [[2004]], I, Christian Chandler, attended my first [[Anime]] Convention. I had a good time watching some Anime, sampling some [[Wikipedia:Ramune|Ramune]] (Japan Soda), and other things. My main highlight though was meeting the lovely and sweet-spoken voice actress, [[Wikipedia:Monica Rial|Monica Rial]] (pictured next to me to the left). Monica is well known for being the voice behind many Anime characters. Some of which include: Hyatt ([[Excel Saga]]), Saki ([[Wikipedia:Steel Angel Kurumi|Steel
Angel Kurumi]]), Mikako ([[Wikipedia:Martian Successor Nadesico|Martian Sucessor Nadesico]] [''sic'']) and Shii ([[Wikipedia:Puni Puni Poemy|Puni Puni Poemy]]). She also sings opera very nicely, and she is a very nice, fun and sweet person to hang around with. She sure made my day a sweet one. ;8)
}}

<center><gallery>
Image:CWCMonica.jpg|Chris develops his [[Megan Schroeder|shoulder]] fetish.
Image:405-ExcelV1.jpg|<nowiki>:D</nowiki>
Image:131-AnimeMid2004.jpg|<nowiki>;D</nowiki>
</gallery></center>
{{-}}

==2005==
Chris anticipated this event in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #9 and #10:<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews9.htm</ref> It took place on June 17–19, [[2005]].

{{quotebox|Since he has put himself into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]’s world, he will “[[Cosplay]]” as himself ([[Chris and his Ego|talk about self-respect]], huh?). Also, he will be watching some of the good anime, getting some souvenirs, participating in some of the events and just having a good time. Also, he will have some printed copies of the [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu Premiere Issue #0]] on hand, but if you want a collectable copy, you will have to find him, and ask for one. 
At the convention, as noted for now, there will be quite a selection of special guests attending, such as ADV voice actors, [[Wikipedia:Greg Ayers|Greg Ayers]] and [[Wikipedia:Doug Smith|Doug Smith]], and author [[Wikipedia:Robert V. Aldrich|Robert V. Aldrich]]. CWC hopes that Monica Rial will be there again this year (see ''[[News Dash!]]'' #5 for his previous encounter with this lovely Voice Actress)! 8) Also up for fun are the Art Shows, contests, Guest Panels, Workshops, Video Game Room, Vendors to sell [[Anime Wings|Cool Anime items]] (some imported from Japan), and much, much more.
}}

[[Image:132-AnimeMidAtlanticBadge.jpg|8D|thumb]]

This year, Chris stayed for all three days of the convention, and spent two nights at a hotel alone.

<gallery>
File:0653-ANIME051.jpg|Chris with an early [[Son-Chu]]
Image:AMA1.jpg|[[Video games|GameCube]]...check.
Image:AMA2.jpg|[[Health|24-pack of Pepsi]]...check.
Image:0656-ANIME059.JPG|[[Pixelblocks]]...check.
Image:AMA4.jpg|...I said "check".
Image:AMA3.jpg|Erotic soap dish...check
Image:0658-ANIME513.JPG|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic!Chris]] costume...check!
Image:0679-ANIME525.JPG|AWESOME!!!
</gallery>

===Witness account===
[[Image:0668-ANIME514.JPG|thumb|Fellow autists at the Sonic panel]]

In [[May 2010]], the blog ''Topless Robot'' had a contest for "Most Shameful Nerd Moment". One commenter named tasakeru828, who ran a ''[[Sonic]]'' panel at what was presumably Anime Mid-Atlantic 2005, described the experience:<ref>http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/05/moments_of_nerd_shame_and_the_winners_are.php</ref>

{{quotebox|I actually met Chris-chan at an anime convention before [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] found out about him and started [[troll]]ing him en masse. A friend and I were hosting a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] panel and trying to prove that not all Sonic fans are as batshit insane as they're made out to be. That noble goal was shot to hell when the one-and-only Christian Weston Chandler arrived in all his [[Chris and fashion|clown-shirted]], Sonichu-[[medallion]]-wearing glory and started handing out free copies of his first issue. He asked us a completely unintelligible question (thinking mistakenly that we actually had some influence on the series as a whole), and afterwards he babbled at us personally while we smiled and nodded trying to look interested. We obviously knew he was mentally ill, but we had no idea that we were meeting a future [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] legend. 
Now, I still persist in my goal to prove that some Sonic fans are decent, intelligent people. (...) But Lord, Chris-chan comes very close to ruining it all for even me, and that should tell you something.}}

==Aftermath==
Chris did not go to another anime convention for a long time.

In [[2010]], Chris planned for a time to visit the [[MGS|Otakon]] convention in Baltimore (in large part so he could meet [[Jackie]] there), but he managed to thwart himself by spending the money he'd set aside for the expedition. In an [[Jackie E-mails 6|e-mail to Jackie]], he claims that [[Chris and Money|he overdrew his bank account]] shortly before the trip. This incurred the wrath of his parents, who refused to allow him to leave the house.

Chris also hoped to attend the [[2011]] MAGFest gaming convention in Washington D.C., but after his parents learned of his plans to spend the weekend sleeping in a hotel lobby and/or his car, they once again put the kibosh on the planned outing. In another [[Jackie E-mails 29|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris claimed that they threatened to lock him out of the house if he tried to make the trip.

At long last, in [[August 2015]], Chris was able to escape from Barb's clutches long enough to attend [[OmegaCon]], where he competed in the [[cosplay]] [[contest]] as Vinyl Scratch, a character from ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]''.

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
* [http://www.animemidatlantic.com/ Official Website]
* [http://www.animecons.com/events/info.shtml/105 Anime Mid-Atlantic 2004 Convention Information Page]
* [http://www.animecons.com/events/info.shtml/638 Anime Mid-Atlantic 2005 Convention Information Page]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime_Mid-Atlantic Wikipedia page]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]

Biological clock

2020-10-06T02:05:03Z

Zero Suit Slurpy:

[[File:FitBit Sept 2020 1.png|thumb|Chris' sleep cycle, 2020]]
'''Biological clock''' is the [[CWC-ism]] that Chris uses to refer to his [[Wikipedia:circadian rhythm|circadian rhythm]] (his sleeping pattern). Although this is technically not an incorrect use of the term, [[Wikipedia:Biological clock|biological clock]] is almost exclusively used to refer to a woman's child-bearing years, so Chris just sounds (even more) stupid when he yammers on about fixing his biological clock. Chris most likely confused the term "internal clock" (which does refer to circadian rhythms) with the term for female child-bearing years. One of Chris's reasons for needing a [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[sweetheart]] is to fix his biological clock. Chris's infatuation with [[Ivy]] can be traced to the fact that she vaguely helped Chris have a normal, set sleeping pattern, as Chris regularly extolled Ivy at length for doing so in the videos he made for her.

He first explained his sleep habits in an edit on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article:
{{quote|YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from [[My Coke Rewards|Coca-Cola]] to [[Wikipedia:Pepsi|Pepsi]] to [[Wikipedia:Powerade|Powerade]]. I have a lot of stored [[Wikipedia:caffeine|caffeene]] [''sic''] in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking biological clock as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a [[Sweetheart]], so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours that I used to have during my [[Manchester High School|High School years]]. Fucking [[Adult Swim]](tm) and [[mass debating|random projects]] keep me up all night as well.|Chris, 11 [[2007#November|November 2007]]<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821</s></ref> (Note that Powerade is not a soda and contains no caffeine)}}

He is oblivious to the fact that the real reason he used to sleep during the night in high school is that he used to actually have some reason to get up in the morning. Parents (and college students) know that it's common for schoolchildren during the summer to get their sleep patterns messed up because they now can "stay up as late as they want." Since leaving [[PVCC]], Chris has had no job, few friends, and no life outside of [[mass debating]], making up things involving [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], and his [[Love Quest]], allowing him ample free time to stay up all night drinking [[Navy|caffeine]]. Yet, despite never leaving the house (thus negating the purpose of a standard sleep cycle), he seems to think that it's a perfectly valid excuse for not uploading comics on schedule.<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #2]]</ref>

Chris's nocturnal habits during much of the [[2000s]] appear to be the primary reason that "Attraction Time" during his [[Love Quest]] occurred in the mid-to-late afternoon. On 23 [[April 2012]] Chris wrote that "I knew I was gone for too long [from [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]], but my internal clock kept me awake at night... and prohibited me from being a day person",<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#April 23]]</ref> suggesting that his irregular sleep schedule has caused him to be absent from his church for a considerable period of time.

Little about Chris's current daily schedule is known, although in [[Tour of Chris's House III‎‎]] (2018) he claimed to set an alarm every morning for 6 a.m.
==Uses by Chris==
* Chris mentions his biological clock (without explaining what he means) in one of his e-mails to [[Miyamoto Saga|Shigeru Miyamoto]]. This is the first recorded instance of his use of the term.
* For some reason, the biological clock became a major element of Chris's relationship with [[Ivy]]. He thanks her for "fixing" it in [[CWC Update 9 April 2009]], [[A CWC Audition]], and [[Chris Sings Lovin' You]], as well as the bizarre dream-sequence page about their romance in [[Episode 19|Episode #19]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]]. He also mentioned this in his AIM chats with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] and on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia userpage]].
* Chris mentioned his broken biological clock during the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|date with Emily]], and added that his mother had the same problem at the time.
* On his [[Twitter]] feed, Chris has blamed the biological clock for his odd schedule a couple of times, in [[December 2009]] and [[January 2010]].
* In [[Mailbag 47|Mailbag #47]], Chris talked about his "recent biological clock reset", allowing him to return to a regular update schedule for his comics. This didn't last very long.
* The [[Alec Benson Leary calls]] contain a good deal of biological clock discussion, particularly in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|call #2]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|call #3]]. In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|call #7]], Alec tries to explain to Chris that he's gotten the meaning of the colloquialism "biological clock" completely wrong, but Chris refuses to believe him.

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)

2020-10-06T02:04:20Z

Zero Suit Slurpy:

"'''Attention All Sonichu Fans'''" is a 6 [[August 2008]] video in which [[Chris]], believing that a vast online [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those ''Sonichu'' fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] until the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is deleted, so that he can work on [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] in peace.

Christian's apparent assumption that he can direct a public [[YouTube]] video to a specific audience was a major inspiration to the work of [[Robert Simmons V]], who posted videos instructing certain parties not to watch.

==Watch==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|JuXs8HFrsqA}}
| stardate = 06 [[August 2008]]
| subject = [[ED]]
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{ED|text}}
| shirt = {{PokeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC's Second Message]]
| next = [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction]]
}}

{{quote|I have your number, and you're going down!| Chris, making another threat.}}

=== Transcript ===

Attention all ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' fans on the Internet who do ''not'' hate me, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]: ...for I have an important message for y'all.

If y'all would actually like me to bring up [[Sonichu 7|new stuff]] for Sonichu and conclude the stories, you can do so by takin'—by havin' that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page taken down, so that I can feel more comfortable in drawing and coloring the comics that y'all have grown to love. ''Not'' counting those who are givin' me all the hate.

''But'', on that note, I have the bigger update: if you want to send all your complaints for me not doing the work that I should be doing, you can send every last complaint to the one called “''Jason… Kendrick… Howell''”... also known as “Howellgames” or “[[Metal Gear Solid|LiquidSnake]]”. For he is, and I quote, (in a email he sent me) the creator of the Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED) page for me. And he states further:

<blockquote>“My, my… you seemed rather angry about it in [[CWC's Second Message|your last YouTube video]]. A few months ago, you asked me ''why'' I made the page for you. My reason? You are j—you are too damn funny to ignore. Also, the page will ''not'' be brought down. ''Toodles''!”</blockquote>

He is the Dork of Ages. Y'all should be sending every last complaint and hatred towards—rain down upon him. Send him every last email you can. Shower him with as much hate as possible until that Encyclopedia Dramatica page is taken ''down'', [''gives a thumbs down''] along with him.

And again, the email address… [''holds up a piece of paper with Howell's full name, aliases, and email address''] send all your hatred to him. Every last ounce. Because he is the man to complain to, for he is the one who created that… dang page.

And, as for you, Jason Kendrick Howell… as sure as I am to get at least one ounce of [[vagina]], [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|I have your number, and you're going ''down''!]]

==See also==
*[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]
*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]

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{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2008-08-06]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2008| 06]]
[[Category:ED Saga videos| 2008-08-06]]

An Important Update

2020-10-06T02:03:25Z

Zero Suit Slurpy:

'''An Important Update''' appeared on [[Chris]]'s front page sometime in late [[2008]].

==Text==

---An Important Update---

With the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] [[Fanbase]] growing wildly with lots of energtic Hype, I am ready to take Sonichu and my world of [[Cwcville]] back to [[Nintendo]] of America and [[SEGA]] of America. And upon the unity in business between Nintendo, the company who provided me with my second gaming system, the Game Boy, after my very first [[Commodore 64]] computer, SEGA, the company who introduced [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] as not only my Life-Long Hero, after the [[American Rabbit]], but as the True Role Model Icon I am proud to have learned some of my attitudes and beliefs from since 1991, and myself, Christian Weston Chandler, we will make Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] and their world being more [[Chris and reality|Real]] than I was able to make them by myself with pen and markers in hand, and a [[Chris and English|vasly]]-[[Chris and copyright|knowledgeable imagination]].

You won't be able to truly say you've [[Pokémon|"Caught Them All"]], until you've caught the Original Sonichu and Rosechu in a CWC Approved Nintendo/Sega [[Pokémon: Lightning Version|Pok'emon Lightning Version]] on GBA and DS to catch a great share of the other currently avilable Four Hundred and Ninty-Three Pok'emon.

Think you know the [[Chris and Sex|ins and outs]] of Sonichu and Rosechu, wait until Season Two of the Comic Book Series, likely to start within the year 2009. I will withdraw myself from being as intrusive in the series as I have been so far; I've been selfish, and I'm tired of drawing myself so much. See how I take my leave of Cwcville in the Season Finale, to hopefully be uploaded and on the Sonichu Site 4th Quarter, 2008 or 1st Quarter, 2009.

And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the [[Sonichu Adventure|"Sonichu's Adventure" video game]], with [[JKProductions|Nintendo and SEGA's help]], on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for Gamecube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as Gamecube Contoller, with [[sex toys|rumble functionality]] hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and [[Women's Rights|Heart-Felt for Sonichu]]. [[Mass Debating|Play on]], as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled [[Metal Sonichu|nuts and bolts on the moon]]. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] with the duo and the [[Chaotic Combo]] as well.

And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|Adult Life]] straight from my tortured [[heart level|heart]] and soul. I will bring the [[CWC Fighter|pain]] to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick [[Mary Lee Walsh]] into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric-Hedgehogs]], my [[Barbara|mother]] and [[Bob Chandler|father]], my Closest [[Gal-Pals]] who I've grown to love; [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]] to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my [[Naitsirhc|Dark Half]]. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between [[Nintendo Wii]], Playstation 2 and [[PS3|Playstation 3]] (with downloadable content); screw the [[Hex Bawx|HEX-Box]].

<nowiki>----And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!----</nowiki>

[[trolls|The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans]]. All I ask for in minimum, is to [[Miyamoto Saga|contact Nintendo of America]] AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], via Telephone, Snail-Mail, or In Person; I will NOT accept E-Mail, because apparently [[Miyamoto Saga|THAT CAN be Faked]].. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.

<nowiki>----Who do you want to catch?----</nowiki>

Sonichu and Rosechu!

<nowiki>----Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?----</nowiki>

Christian Weston Chandler!

<nowiki>----When Do You Want Nintendo and SEGA to Talk to Me to EVOLVE Sonichu and Rosechu more Realistically?----</nowiki>

NOW!!!

== See also ==

*[[Chris and the industry]]
*[[Sonichu (game)]]

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[[Category: Historical Documents]]

Template:Christory/November 14

2020-10-06T02:02:32Z

Zero Suit Slurpy:

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|imagecaption = LBP
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2008]]''', Chris shows us that he has managed to create a [[LBP|SackBoy]] that looks remotely like [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] (moar like a retarded lion).
|link = Little Big Planet
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Template:Christory/January 03

2020-10-06T02:01:05Z

Zero Suit Slurpy:

{{Template:Christory Entry
|imagename = Metonic.jpg
|imagecaption = Metonic, still in the game.
|text = Today in Christory, In '''[[2004]]''', Chris started working on what would later be known as the "Classic ''Sonichu'' strips". It's the first time he would draw [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in comic-form.
|link = Sonichu_0#Classic_Sonichu_Strips
}}
{{Christory Entry Addition
|text = Today was also the day, in '''[[2009]]''', that Chris held a fan chat with several of the [[Sonichu Girls]].
|link = IRC (03 January 2009)
}}
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Template:Christory/October 01

2020-10-06T01:58:48Z

Zero Suit Slurpy:

{{Template:Christory Entry
|imagename = 0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg
|imagecaption = Every Mother's dream.. Their son's copyright infringement on a cake.
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2001]]''', Chris decides the best way to celebrate his mother's 60th birthday is by making her a cake with none other than [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on the front.
|link = Barbara Chandler
}}
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Spirit possession

2020-10-06T01:57:28Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: Fixed a link that redirected to a disambiguation page.

{{quote|I have already told [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] directly about the [body-swap]; she took it very cool and calmly without any emotional outbursts or [[stress]].|Chris, role-playing as Magi-Chan,<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1164241915958779904</ref> inadvertently showcasing that his mother has long since given up on him.}}

[[File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|thumb|200px|Chris depicts Uzume's spirit possessing his body.]]

'''Spirit possession''' is the belief that spirits can possess a person's body. [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] believes he has experienced possession by his [[imaginary friends]]. He has increasingly used it as a maladaptive [[coping]] mechanism to avoid reality and criticism, such as when he began to role-play as Sonichu as part of an elaborate fantasy to cope with being unable to attend the real-world BABScon, or when he role-played as Mewtwo to defend himself from criticism levied by a Twitter troll.

==Method==
{{quote|[Chris] believes this shit for real though because he tried to talk like Uzume (which sounds no different from how he normally talks, only he tried to raise his pitch and couldn’t pronounce the name of half the Neptunia characters).|An [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]].<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}

When Chris believes he has swapped spirits with an imaginary friend, he role-plays as that persona. While doing so, Chris refers to himself in third person. In calls and videos he (tries to) change his voice and vocabulary.

He sometimes changes the profile picture and name of his social media to match the [[OC]] he is "possessed" by. Chris appears to have forgotten he can do this on Twitter, forcing him to preface his tweets with "Sonichu:" to remind followers of the role-play. He also changes his signature on occasional drawings to match the OC's name.

This behavior was unseen from Chris until the [[Idea Guys]], [[Teen Troon Squad]], and various [[other enablers]] role-played as characters from [[CWCville]] to bend Chris into their will. After their removal, Chris retained the idea of role-playing by saying his OCs are manifesting in dimension [[1218]] (the real world) through his body for various reasons.

When role-playing, Chris says things that would sound very weird if it came from "Chris's" mouth, for example he called [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] a guilty pleasure waifu while roleplaying as Magi-chan. He might say this to prove he is no longer Chris as Chris would never say something like this... [[Incest|right?]]

==="Mama"===
During Chris's phase of role-playing that he is possessed by the spirit of Sonichu, he (as Sonichu) refers to both Chris's spirit and physical body as "Mama," as both an allusion to how Sonichu referred to Chris as Father in the comics and to reflect Chris's [[transgender]] status.

==Uzume Tennouboshi==
[[File:Uzume.png|thumb|150px|Uzume as she appears in ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''.]]

{{quote|Miss Uzume Tennouboshi. She had been dormant inside my Dreamcast, and I pulled her out. We've been sharing my body since. Yes, she is able to control my body when she has control, and speak through my lips in her voice.|Chris, on being possessed by a fictional character.}}

Uzume Tennouboshi, also known as Orange Heart, is a Console Patron Unit (CPU) in ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Megadimension Neptunia VII]]''. She represents the Sega Dreamcast.

On 8 [[November 2017]], Chris was [[brainwashed]] by an [[Idea Guy]] into believing that he was sharing his body with the spirit of Uzume.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Sharing my body with a video game character]]</ref> John Yamada, an alias used by one of the Idea Guys, texted Chris and crafted a role-play scenario in which Chris's Sega Dreamcast was the portal that could connect Chris to his imaginary safe space [[CWCville]].<ref>[[:File:Sonichu 16 page-3.JPG]]</ref> Guided by suggestibility, Chris subconsciously filled in the role-play scenario further, believing that [[Magi-chan]] teleported to the real world, scanned the Dreamcast, and confirmed there was a powerful force inside the console. Chris left the console on for 24 hours to "charge" it, and then touched it, getting shocked, and interpreted this as him pulling out Uzume, a fictional character, into his body. Chris claimed Uzume can control his body and speak through him with her own voice.

On 13 November, he retconned his delusion, saying that he had not been sharing his body with Uzume, but a clone of her named "Orange Spiral Seal," also mentioning a battle against fellow ''Neptunia'' character Kurome. He no longer has the voice of Uzume in his head, but still retains "the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers."<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Mistaken about being linked with Uzume]]</ref>

==Chris Chan Sonichu==
Chris repeatedly signed his name as "Chris Chan Sonichu" on court documents relating to his [[Chris and the law#2018|March 2018 trespass charge]], despite it not being his legal name, though no action was taken by court staff on the matter.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/court-records-from-2018-signed-chris-chan-sonichu.75721/</ref>

==Magi-Chan==
{{quote|Barbara was more of a “Guilty Pleasure” waifu|Chris as Magi-Chan, demonstrating his oedipal complex<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1172505641262505984</ref>.}}

[[File:Christine Chandler signature 2019-07-29.jpg|thumb|Chris’s signature from July 2019.]]
[[File:Magi-Chan signature 2019-08-28.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan’s signature from August 2019.]]

For one month, from 14 [[August 2019]] to 14 [[September 2019]], Chris believed that he had swapped bodies with [[Magi-Chan]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-reddit-chris-roleplaying-as-magi-chan-megathread.59768/</ref>

He acted the role on video in [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]]. During that time, he primarily tweeted from his [[MagiChan111448]] alternate Twitter account, role-playing as Magi-Chan, and even signed Magi-Chan's signature on drawings.

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File:CPU_CWCSonichu and MagiChan111448 Twitter likes.png|Chris liked the same set of tweets from both his main account and the Magi-Chan alt, to preserve his fantasy of Magi-Chan inhabiting his body.
File:MagiChrisChan.PNG|Chris changed his [[Discord]] handle to Magi-Chan.
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===Tri===
[[File:TriOC.jpg|thumb|150px|Tri.]]

On 26 November 2019, Chris discussed his belief that he had body-swapped with Tri Sonichu (an [[OC]] and recolor of Magi-Chan, created by [[MKRNightVee]]), in order to work on the [[Dimensional Merge]], and that he ended the body-swap after boosting Tri's abilities and making him overpowered<ref>[[Discord#Body-swapped with Tri]]</ref>.

==Sonichu==
[[File:Sonichu982-9390.png|thumb|200px|Chris changed his [[Discord]] handle to Sonichu.]]

From 31 March [[2020]], Chris believed he has body-swapped with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], as part of an elaborate maladaptive coping method for missing out on the BABScon convention<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> which had been cancelled due to [[COVID-19]]. Using Sonichu as a mouthpiece, Chris claims he was able to visit BABscon in [[C-197]], which presumably avoided the pandemic, much like World War II.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Chris explains the Dimensions]]</ref> Chris continued acting out the role of Sonichu while he was featured as a guest on [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight]] and has continued to act as Sonichu all the way through October, with only a brief interruptions when he pretended to be Mewtwo and himself from another dimension (detailed below), and he has since shown no signs on giving up on his delusion.

==Mewtwo==
{{quote|Never Speak Against Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Ever Again, or I shall see to your appropriate torment and punishment, myself. Farewell.|"Mewtwo" on Twitter.}}

On 14 May 2020, to defend himself to a troll over Twitter who cast doubt on Chris's claim to be leading the [[Dimensional Merge]], Chris paused his role-playing of Sonichu to role-play instead as his [[Polyamorous marriage|imaginary husband Mewtwo]]. "Mewtwo" took to Twitter to lambast and threaten the troll.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Anti-Protoman sperging]]</ref>

==Chris of Dimension 1214==

As an excuse to break his Sonichu roleplay, Chris pretended to be himself from another dimension to answer a [[27 August 2020 Q&A|short Q&A session]] on 27 August 2020.

==See also==
*[[Imaginary friends]]

==References==
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14 Branchland Court

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[[File:14bc June 2019.jpg|thumb|The house in 2019]]
{{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL
|Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]]<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref>.
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[[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]
[[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]

'''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]], also currently known as '''[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Sonichu Headquarters]]''' and the '''Temple of CWC Sonichu'''<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5769439 Chris designates his house as a temple, Christmas 2019]</ref> — the last bastion of [[autism]]. This is the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], [[Clover and Snoopy]], and the surviving [[Chandler cats]]. It was a white two-story house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park, and nestled in a lower middle class suburban community. Built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done from [[1986]]<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> to [[2014]], the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding.

Chris and his family have notoriously spent decades constantly filling up the house with tons of garbage and junk. In earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday in [[2002]], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy; but, in his [[Tour of Chris's House|first video tour]], Chris kept referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has only grown fuller and fuller ever since. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage, to the point where junk will fill up entire rooms and reach within two feet of the ceiling (the living room was, for a while, basically inaccessible due to all the accumulated junk). Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and feared that Chris's video tours could've elicited the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to [[Chores|simple maintenance]], like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing himself from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. Barb apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a [[computer]], but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>

In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested, and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.

On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction Of Chris's House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[rental house]]--which they predictably completely trashed--before moving back to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[December 2014]]. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on the [[26 December 2014|26th]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in [[January 2015]].

==History==
Chris's parents presumably purchased 14 Branchland Court at some point between their marriage on 7 June 1980 (at which point they were still living in the Richmond area) and Chris's birth 20 months later.

Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth (24 February [[1982]]) until his family moved to the Richmond area, some distance away, in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. After the move, which took place in fall [[1992]], Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.

The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - this is the number given in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (2000) and [[Cole Smithey]]'s 1994 postcard to Barbara. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.

==The Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}
{{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}
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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]

In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court.

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===First floor===
[[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]

In the north corner is what Christian mystifyingly describes as "the [[music]] room", which is primarily the domain of Barbara Chandler, who frequently sleeps there. A small bathroom is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the utility room, in which the family keeps a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The family room (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by the late Bob Chandler, who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, then they were never filmed.

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===Second floor===
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

[[Chris's room]] is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy bathroom, which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The kitchen and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris uses for Internet access seems to be in this part of the house, as is a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Snorlax (and Bob, when he was still with us) never actually leave the areas in which they sleep and spend their days there, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wants]] undisturbed (well, [[Bob Walks In|mostly undisturbed]]). The living room, filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. Though since renovations, it is likely used as Chris's [[Chris's room#Work room|work room]] for storing toys and shooting videos.

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===Yard===
[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

In earlier pictures (when Chris was slimmer and he had yet to start his [[Love Quest]]), we can see that the Chandlers' yard used to be quite lush and beautiful, with a variety of flowers planted around the area, the grass clipped, and trees healthy. Many people speculate that over the years, Chris's parents got too old and/or too lazy to care for their garden, leaving the area neglected.

The yard now consists of some simple crossed wood planters near the curb and some small shrubs and trees out front. The plants in the planters have long since died. The backyard contains a shed and a small platform leading to a back entrance. The shed is full of shit, most notably a car, and was once the place where Bob would tinker with machines. At one point, when Chris was a boy, the shed was known as the "dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C," and Bob would try to teach Chris how to build things - although Chris could not recollect what they had built.<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> After that, there are some trees and the pen where [[Patti]] once played. Her [[Father Call|5-10 ton doghouse]] still stands, and she is buried nearby. At some point, a tree branch fell on the grave. Being lazy, Chris cannot summon the strength to pick the damn thing up.

The Chandlers were known to possess at least two riding lawn mowers. Chris whined about using one in the [[Father Call]]. Barb bought a new mower - a Craftsman Riding Lawn Tractor - for $1,400, on 26 October 2011;<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-1-21-17-moving-forward-still-wants-to-sell-the-lawn-tractor.725/page-2#post-7223</ref> five years later, she attempted to sell it on [[Craigslist]] for $595. The second mower is presumably the one seen in photos of the yard after the house fire, as the listing includes the tarp that is seen covering it. The mower had been so inactive that Chris noted the old gas would need to be replaced.

As of [[February 2012]], the yard has been completely obscured by trash, junked cars, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|God knows what else]]. In 2013, a troll passing Chris's house in his car uploaded [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZKGe4BOSE a video], showing the front yard almost completely covered by an untrimmed lawn, in addition to the above.

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==The Tour II: Electric Hedgehog Boogaloo==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}

In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess--the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.

Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or his mother have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.

In [[Chris and his Ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.

When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.

Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Borb|his parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.

By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.

==Destruction of the Chandler Household==
[[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]

{{Main|Destruction Of Chris's House}}

On 10 January 2014, a fire broke out at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door, and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire, and was later buried in the backyard.

The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] survived, albeit partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.

As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.

Chris and his mother stayed at a [[rental house]] in nearby [[wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. To the shock of absolutely no one, Chris and Barb managed to trash that house up as well; photos taken by Chris showed rodent shit on the house's carpeting, and [[Rental House Tour|eyewitness reports]] showed that the conditions in the rental house were basically the same as they were at 14 Branchland Court. Trolls reported in [[April 2015]] that the house was still vacant four months after Chris and Barb moved out.

For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.

==Return of the Chandler Household==

[[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]

On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. While some were hopeful that Chris would learn from this experience, take better care of his home and not cause it to be the clusterfucked fire hazard it was last time, it ''really'' hasn't seemed hopeful, [[Autism|given]] [[Barb|certain]] [[Chris_and_health#Living_conditions|factors]].

Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house. Because, you know, that was his main concern, rather than his impending trial in February. Naturally, it didn't seem to have crossed his mind that, being a repeat offender, he probably wouldn't get to enjoy his renovated house for long.

After Chris's second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of and take photos of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. Their photographs showed that the Chandler headquarters have been modernized, and no longer looks like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and currently full of the hoard.

===Current state===
{{quote|A loving fairly well kept home of my father. I kept it up..|Chris, lying to himself about the state of his home in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]
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[[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]

In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding is slowly turning it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris. Ironically, the Garden, which in the years before the fire had become increasingly bereft of plants, is just about the only part of the property which is thriving as of 2020, having become overgrown and unkempt with weeds, wildflowers and plants encroaching from neighbouring properties.

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File:Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! original.mp400001.png|Nov 2016 - The dirty hallway carpet, seen in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]]
File:A few seconds of Barb dancing.png|April 2018 - At bottom left is one of the newspaper spots where [[Clover and Snoopy]] relieve themselves. Near the [[kitchen]] entrance.
File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|July 2019 - Filthy, stained carpet against a hoard of toys, taken in Chris's [[Work Room]] through the Pokemon Go game, shared with the comment, "Party Time."
File:Mewtwo May 2020.jpg|Outside of the house, with stained exterior.
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In October 2017, one of the bathrooms had a clogged shower drain, possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. His solution was to pour Liquid Plumr into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#Clogged_shower_drain</ref>.

Other notable changes:

*The [[kitchen]] is now accessible, and can be used for cooking. Chris has used it to [[Specimen Sample|store his navy]].
*Chris's [[bedroom]] is now on the first floor, his former room being used for storage.
*The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, is now Chris's toy-filled work room.

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==The Tour III==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}

Chris filmed a third tour during [[March 2018]]. While his house is shown being '''''very''''' slightly less messy than it normally is, even that's being ridiculously charitable. Chris's room is packed to the rafters with all sorts of clothes and Rubbermaid bins, though it's semi-accessible, and shockingly, so are the oven and kitchen sink. Overall, he is shown having less of a struggle walking through his house, but there is still plenty of junk accumulating over the tables, hallways, kitchen, and shelves, suggesting it's only soon before long that the house will return to being the fire hazard that it was not too long ago.

==Tour of the Chandler Yard==
''See also: [[Pokemon GO]]''
[[File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 4.jpg|thumb|250px|A derelict shed in the Chandler yard.]]

In [[April 2019]], Chris, while playing [[Pokémon]] Go, used the game to photograph several locations in the yard, uploading them to his Google [[Sonichu Headquarters]] page<ref>https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/108869577750408912899/photos/@38.2001432,-78.4081779,17z/data=!4m3!8m2!3m1!1e1</ref>.

The eerie images unintentionally capture the abandoned state of the yard, including the gazebo, [[Bob]]'s old greenhouse, the unkempt, weed-strewn and thinning lawn, and a derelict shed, as backdrops against colorful game characters. In essence, the images are a look into Chris's psyche and his own abandonment of [[reality]] for escapist fantasies.

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File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 1.jpg|The gazebo.
File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 2.jpg|Another angle of the gazebo.
File:WildVirginia2.jpg |Bob's greenhouse.
File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 5.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.
File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 6.jpg
File:WildVirginia3.jpg ‎
File:John2.jpg
File:WildVirginia1.jpg ‎
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==Mortgage==
The Chandler family has assumed two mortgages on 14 Branchland Court. The first was fully paid sometime before [[February 2009]], when Chris attested his house had no mortgage against it.<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref> The '''second mortgage''' on the property was filed in [[April 2009]] for $130,000,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref> held at first by [https://www.suntrust.com/ SunTrust Bank] but since transferred to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus]. As of 31 [[August 2016]], the Chandlers still owe '''$115,000''', which is still more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref> Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] furnishes the roughly $800 monthly payment.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|"I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly."]]</ref><ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref> Contrary to a popular misconception, it is not a reverse mortgage:<ref>https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/reverse+mortgage</ref><ref>The latest confirmation that 14 Branchland Court currently has no reverse mortgage was during [[Discord Q&A 7]] on the night of 15 September 2020.</ref> the mortgage is estimated to extend thirty years, with 5% interest.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref>

Among the Chandlers' various [[debt]]s, the mortgage is the primary cause of the [[Financhu Crisis]]: acute circumstances relating to it have caused Chris to resort to begging many times. On one occasion, [[Chris and negotiation|he pleaded idly]] with his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] to pay the entire mortgage at once for him.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref> Moreover, the Chandlers have repeatedly neglected their monthly payments. When the [[Idea Guys]] had threatened to destroy [[CWCville]] and his [[eBay]] sales were not enough to meet their $6,000 ransom, Chris withheld a mortgage payment to save his [[Chris and reality|fictional setting]].

Chris's closest flirt with the so-called "Homeless Saga" occurred on 8 [[May 2018]], when he announced that the home could be foreclosed upon if they failed to make two mortgage payments the next day;<ref>[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!]]</ref> fans donated enough to prevent this. Onlookers speculate, given [[Chris and money|Chris's financial habits]] and [[Barb]]'s other debts, that after she passes away, that the estate could well be liquidated after her passing, or that Chris may struggle to keep up mortgage payments in the face of so many [[My Little Pony|tempting]] [[Vidya|distractions]].

==Neighbors==
[[Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|thumb|House prices in the vicinity of 14BC reported on Zillow in 2019. Note the decent price estimates of neighbouring buildings, while 14BC itself lacks a valuation altogether.]]
The Chandlers have had many interactions with neighbors.

*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.

*In the aftermath of the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2014_Facebook_Posts#FIRE.21</ref>

*Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar, but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clover_and_Snoopy#Stealing_a_Neighbor.27s_Dog</ref>

*At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud - likely imagined - with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. The neighbors allegedly retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine_E-mails#Chris_the_Cat-Killer</ref>

*In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.

*In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May_2017_Facebook_posts]]</ref>

*On 25 [[January 2019]], Chris tweeted how a neighbor angrily yelled at Chris for making his child [[tomgirl|question their gender identity]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-1-25-chris-says-neighbor-angry-at-him-for-kid-questioning-gender-identity.52619/</ref>

==Mail==
{{Protip|Do not send prank mails or any sort of food to Chris's house: many services now blacklist 14 Branchland Court, and your [[weening|epic troll plans]] will go nowhere.}}

{{quote|Hand-Written and Hand-Drawn Submissions are also accepted, ONLY addressed to: Christian Weston Chandler 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968. ALL letters addressed to any NAME other than "Christian Weston Chandler" or "Christopher Weston Chandler", will be Immediately disposed of with Paper Recyling, or be "Returned to Sender" with a frown face on it. ALL Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive art works and letters will be disposed of properly as well.|Chris on contacting him, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia]|2=[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia copyright page]}}

:''Christian Weston Chandler,''
:''14 Branchland Court,''
:''[[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]],'' [[Virginia|VA]] 22968-9545,''
:''[[United States of America]]''

'''NOTE:'''
:Based on previous experience with mail, it is likely that one of two things will happen to the letter should you choose to send it;
*It will be intercepted by Chris, and will be dismissed.
*It will be intercepted by Barb, and will be dismissed.

==Visiting==
[[File:House-fail-bursting-at-the-seams.jpg|thumb|The possible current state of 14 Branchland Court.]]

When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.

Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], the [[Magical Man]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them except Magical Man has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.

==Chris and his address==
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Chris has probably never realized this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.
* On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous YouTuber [[PewDiePie]] (aka Felix Kjellberg) at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.
* On 20 April 2019, Chris listed his address and phone number as part of the [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Google My Business]] program under the name "Sonichu Headquarters." He also expressed desire that his house be made a Pokéstop.
When he and Barb stayed at the rental house, it didn't take long for him to [[Brushfire Video|drop ''that'' house's address]].

==Gallery==
On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.
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On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums. Most of the windows had now been boarded up as the repair work commenced, and a large tarpaulin was covering the section of the roof where the fire had broken out to stop water from getting in. Chris's second known [[Son-Chu|car]], a white Cadillac Seville, was in attendance at the time.

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Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.

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File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.
File:14BCApril2015E.jpg
File:14BCApril2015.jpg|The front yard, still a sty.
File:Bobs greenhouse.jpeg|Bob's old greenhouse.
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</gallery></center>

More, from June 2017.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382102</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:14 BC in 2017 1.jpg|The lawn, overgrown but not ''quite'' as wrecked as it used to be.
File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|[[Son-Chu]], next to Barb's Dodge Caravan.
File:14 BC in 2017 3.jpg|While not visible in the photo, the license plate for Barb's car is "B. Weston".
File:14 BC in 2017 4.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.
</gallery></center>

And June 2019.
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And June 2020.
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==TSSSF cards==
14 Branchland Court has been featured as custom [[TSSSF]] cards.

<center><gallery>
File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The house, in which Chris refers to it as a "temple."
File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|The abandoned gazebo. "Come on in."
</gallery></center>

== Videos ==

'''Rammspieler'''

A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nHRsavBhxGA}}
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
| maker = Rammspieler
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2020.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House June 2020)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QOlC-LLQ7Vc}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2020]]
| maker = Checkable Reality
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

==See also==
* [[Chris's room]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]
* [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]
* [[Tour of Christian's House]]
* [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
* [[Destruction Of Chris's House]]
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.

==References==
<references />
{{Places}}
{{Health}}
{{Money}}
[[Category:Chris's house]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]

User:Zero Suit Slurpy

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List of toys

2020-09-04T04:10:25Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Flame Toys Furai model kits */ As it turns out, Chris has TWO different Optimus Prime model kits.

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== [[Lego]] ==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Creator===
{| class="wikitable"
|''31105'' Townhouse/Toy Store
|$39.99
|-
|''31097'' Townhouse, Pet Shop & Café
|$79.99
|-
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''3839'' Race 3000
|$19.99 (median price)
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Prime===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''167'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|}

===Flame Toys Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$49.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$31.99
|-
|Shattered Glass Optimus Prime (Attack Mode)
|$39.99
|-
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-09-04T04:07:15Z

Zero Suit Slurpy:

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== [[Lego]] ==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Creator===
{| class="wikitable"
|''31105'' Townhouse/Toy Store
|$39.99
|-
|''31097'' Townhouse, Pet Shop & Café
|$79.99
|-
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''3839'' Race 3000
|$19.99 (median price)
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Prime===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''167'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|}

===Flame Toys Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$49.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$31.99
|-
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

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[[Category:Lists]]

Son-Chu

2020-08-18T21:55:39Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Barb's BMW */ The Z3 was produced domestically, as it was made in Spartanburg, South Carolina. In addition to this, Bob owned at least two foreign-built cars, a Mitsubishi Mirage and a Jaguar XJ.

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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]

'''Son-Chu''' is the name [[Chris]] gives to his car. It was originally a [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]] that he drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white [[wikipedia:Cadillac Seville|Cadillac Seville]], until it died from a cracked engine block. From [[September 2014]], Chris drove a [[wikipedia:Ford Focus|2010 Ford Focus sedan]], until [[November 2018]], when its engine died. The Chandlers currently share one vehicle: Barb's Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris has now transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth incarnation of Son-Chu.

While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[Chris and...|elsewhere]] in this very wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|cause]] [[28_October_2011|personal injury]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.

==Name backstory==
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a one-ton mobile weapon).]]

Since Chris is a huge fan of ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car]]".<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:

{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.

Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.

**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.}}

The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt</ref> and/or Wipe-Out,<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out</ref> both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars.

==Iterations of Son-Chu==
===Ford Escort===
[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|250px|First Son-Chu.]]
A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref>

Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump|screw]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/>

[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]

Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles on it.

===Cadillac Seville===
[[File:IMG_5312.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris's second Son-Chu, a Cadillac Seville, seen outside the still fire-ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]].]]

According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from February 2012, Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is currently unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by [[jerkop]]s. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall 2011, as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's [[Wikipedia:Ford Aerostar|Ford Aerostar]] during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in June 2011, at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In September 2013, it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white [[Wikipedia:Cadillac Seville#1992.E2.80.931997|Cadillac Seville]], which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since 2012. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of 14 Branchland Court, confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door.

In September 2014, Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on [[Craigslist]], also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline."
[[File:SevilleFinalState.jpeg|thumb|250px|The Seville before being scrapped.]]
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in December of 2014. Despite its damaged engine block, the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in December of 2016. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-have-a-vin-record-of-son-chu-ii.61309/</ref>

===Ford Focus===
[[File:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|250px|A [[fan]] poses with Son-Chu at [[Too Many Games]], 22 [[June 2018]]. Note the extremely poor bay parking, which would be marked down as a fault on a practical driving test.]]
{{Quote|And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus.|Chris<ref>[[September_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}

On 24 September 2014, Chris had purchased a used [[Wikipedia:Ford Focus (second generation, North America)|second generation Ford Focus]] (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.<ref>[[Catherine]]</ref>

This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation.

In July 2018, Chris recorded [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] Although [[fans]] gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In November 2018, [[The Captain]] reported that the car's engine was permanently broken:

{{quote|The day before [[Chandler Cats#Patches|Patches]] died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.}}

The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. When you take Chris's history of automotive maintenance into account (in particular his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First) it's more than likely that the car's engine was destroyed as a result of simple neglect.

In May 2019, the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold to someone who would preferably treat it better.<ref>[http://archive.ph/akZTA Car listing]</ref>

===Barb's Dodge Caravan===
[[File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's Ford Focus and Barb's Dodge Caravan in a photo from June 2017.]]

Barb owns a [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Chrysler minivans (RS)|Dodge Grand Caravan]], which had the license plate "B WESTON".<ref>[https://findbyplate.com/US/VA/BWESTON/ Car info]</ref> She was seen behind the wheel in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Chris apparently borrows the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.<ref>https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1019295306637332480</ref>

Chris borrowed the car to drive to [[BronyCon]] due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a [[Sheetz]] gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record [[Waiting for the tow truck]].

[[File:Sonichu van.png|thumb|left|150px|The Dodge Caravan with Sonichu plates as seen in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Chris's Google Intro video.]]]]
After the death of Chris's Focus in November 2018, the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb, most likely as a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his cash on [[Lego|more]] [[List of Chris's video games|pressing]] [[McDonald's|matters]] instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car.
[[File:Son-Chu_at_courthouse,_19_June_2019.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The back of the Dodge Caravan as of Chris's [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|June 2019 debt hearing]].]]
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, marking it as the fourth version of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in [[April 2019]].

In August 2019, the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to [[BronyCon]], the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.}}

A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken [[Wikipedia:catalytic converter|catalytic converter]] or fuel pressure sensor; this is likely to cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the [[Financhu Crisis]].

[[File:AutoRepairPapers.jpg|thumb|200px|The bill for the exhaust/brake repairs.]]

The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape]]</ref>.

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==Handicap parking permit==
Being a [[high-functioning autistic]] [[male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.

Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in 1 of only 2 states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [http://www.google.com/search?q=autism+disability+parking Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents whose autistic children bolt into traffic or [[26 December 2014|go mental in the store]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[http://www.dmv.state.va.us/webdoc/citizen/disability/renewal.asp Virginia DMV]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.

==Dashboard==
[[File:Pace car.jpeg|thumb]]

In 2017, Chris had a [[Skylanders avatar]] of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his [[Tomgirl]] persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50.

[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|left|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]
A [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror.

Interesting to note is that [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1054 Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's high-functioning life, he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.
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==Vanity plate==
{{quote|I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones.|Chris<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>}}

[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]

The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]) and "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]])<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> and Barb has one named "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382164</ref> It may be worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state, so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref>

Chris's plate is fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.

==Bumper stickers==
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.

From left to right:

* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[http://www.plan9music.com/Home]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably buys his [[Britney Spears]] CDs.
* An [[America]]n flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world.
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his endorsement.
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.

As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.

[[File:Son-Chu_at_Walmart,_2_June_'17.jpeg|thumb|right|Last image of the Ford Son-Chu, showing its bumper stickers. Note that Chris is indeed parked in a [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicap]] space.]]

In 2016, an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from [[June 2017]], taken in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on [[Chris and brand loyalty|promotions for businesses and charities]]. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is:

[[File:Sonchufocus-rear.jpg|thumb|right|The virgin mobile with the stickers peeled off]]

* Atlas Comics<ref>[http://www.atlascomicbooks.com/]</ref> - A barebones text advertisement for a local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the [[DayOut]] videos, but has never talked about it otherwise).
* Brown<ref>[http://www.brownautos.com/]</ref> - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris.
* Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a [[Tomgirl|transgender]] pride flag.
* SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being.
* Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining [[Women's Rights|pinup girl]]
* State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance.
* Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with [[Rainbow|rainbow-patterned]] stripes above and below.
* HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] political advocacy group.
* WTJU<ref>[http://www.wtju.net/]</ref> - The logo of a variety music station operated from the [[University of Virginia]], where [[Bob]] once hosted a [[WTJU Marathon|jazz marathon]].
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==Distracted driving==
[[File:drivingtotheextreme.png|thumb|right|Driving to the extreme!]]
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his [[Dimensions|dimensional]] beliefs while behind the wheel.

While driving to the 2019 [[BronyCon]], Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of [[Reldnahc]]'s army trying to invade [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 18</ref>. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1159596872509599745</ref>:

{{quotebox|I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache.}}

After BronyCon, according to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] had to help him drive through temporary possession<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 25]]</ref>.

In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights:

{{quoteboxgreen|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the [[BronyCon|con]] center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5140051</ref>}}

===Collisions===
Chris has wound up in dangerous situations with his car, usually of his own creation, on a few occasions.

* On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a [[Mumble_2#Chris_Crashes_Due_To_Math|Mumble chat]] that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator".
* On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerks|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.
* About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.
*During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.
*In [[September 2013]], Chris caused another fender-bender:

{{quotebox|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}

*In [[August 2019]], Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.<ref name=aug2019car></ref>

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==Other cars==
===Barb's BMW===
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|Barb's Beemer]]
Barb formerly owned a 1999 [[Wikipedia:BMW Z3|BMW Z3]], a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and tried to sell it in [[2014]], asking for 10 grand.<ref>[[December_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>

==In the comic==
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], but in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] transforms into an [[Autobot]] and helps fight against the [[PVCC]] invasion of CWCville. Then, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] to perform "[[Revive Zordon]]" and massacre the workers at the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from ''Transformers'' canon, [[wikipedia:Hotrod (Transformers)|Hotrod]] and [[wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].

[[File:Sonchu explain 3.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris quotes the [[CWCki]]]]
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]].</ref>

{{quotebox|I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time.}}

==Toy Son-Chu==
[[File:Son-chu package.jpeg|thumb]]

Chris created a Son-Chu figure in March 2017. It appeared in [[Son-Chu Review]], a ''48-minute''-long video of him playing with toys.

Son-Chu's bio reads:

{{quotebox|The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!}}

It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-4-2-son-chu-figure-review.29700/page-4#post-2168849</ref>.

He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his [[stamps]] business.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:St patrick's.jpg|A drawing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, March 2017. Chris did not explain what an Autobot has to do with an Irish-themed celebration.
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.
File:Sonchu explain 2.jpeg|Prototype design from a Transformers.com game. Chris kept these for over ''10 years''.
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless.
File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition.
File:Carsonchu.png|Google Street View from [[June 2011]]. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter.
</gallery>
</center>

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Car Pranks]]
* [[Hot Wheels]]

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T21:41:04Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015) */

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== [[Lego]] ==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Creator===
{| class="wikitable"
|''31105'' Townhouse/Toy Store
|$39.99
|-
|''31097'' Townhouse, Pet Shop & Café
|$79.99
|-
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''3839'' Race 3000
|$19.99 (median price)
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Prime===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''167'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|}

===Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$49.99
|-
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T21:36:43Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Transformers */ Moved the "eBay purchases" section as everything was part of the Titans Return line.

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== [[Lego]] ==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Creator===
{| class="wikitable"
|''31105'' Townhouse/Toy Store
|$39.99
|-
|''31097'' Townhouse, Pet Shop & Café
|$79.99
|-
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''3839'' Race 3000
|$19.99 (median price)
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''167'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|}

===Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$49.99
|-
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
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{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T21:32:19Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Lego */ Added more of Chris's recent LEGO purchases.

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== [[Lego]] ==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Creator===
{| class="wikitable"
|''31105'' Townhouse/Toy Store
|$39.99
|-
|''31097'' Townhouse, Pet Shop & Café
|$79.99
|-
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''3839'' Race 3000
|$19.99 (median price)
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''167'''
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|}

===Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$49.99
|-
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
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{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T21:27:07Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Transformers: Titans Return */ Adjusted the price based on newly added stuff.

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== Lego ==

{{main|Lego}}

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''167'''
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|}

===Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$49.99
|-
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T21:26:13Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Transformers */ Added more Transformers based on pictures of Chris's room, as well as multiple videos.

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== Lego ==

{{main|Lego}}

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''132'''
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|}

===Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$49.99
|-
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T20:59:48Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Transformers: Cybertron */

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== Lego ==

{{main|Lego}}

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''373'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''132'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T20:59:20Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Transformers: Generation One */

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== Lego ==

{{main|Lego}}

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''333'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''132'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T20:59:07Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Transformers: Generation One */ Added the exact price for the Megatron pistol.

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== Lego ==

{{main|Lego}}

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''333'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''132'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T20:57:27Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Transformers (2007 film) */ Added more toys that Chris showed in the Son-Chu review.

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== Lego ==

{{main|Lego}}

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$100 (median)
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''333'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''132'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T20:55:45Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Transformers: Cybertron */ Fixed the link to the Decepti-Clones page, as the previous one didn't work.

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== Lego ==

{{main|Lego}}

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$100 (median)
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''333'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''132'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T20:54:59Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Transformers: Cybertron */

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== Lego ==

{{main|Lego}}

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$100 (median)
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''333'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''132'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
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{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T20:53:09Z

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''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== Lego ==

{{main|Lego}}

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$100 (median)
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''323'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''132'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T20:52:20Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Classics */

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== Lego ==

{{main|Lego}}

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$100 (median)
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''323'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Binaltech
|$20
|-
|Windcharger
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''132'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2020-08-18T20:51:35Z

Zero Suit Slurpy: /* Animated */ Added more toys found in some of Chris's videos, as well as links to Sonichu characters that were "inspired" by them.

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

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[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, which is a [[lie]], since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]], but some have survived.

== Background ==

It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

== Lego ==

{{main|Lego}}

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|Sonic
|$22
|-
|Ghostbusters 2016
|$22
|-
|Adventure Time
|$22
|-
|Mission: Impossible
|$22
|-
|Fantastic Beasts
|$37
|-
|Harry Potter
|$19
|-
|A-Team
|$9
|-
|Uni-Kitty
|$9
|-
|The Lego Batman Movie
|$50
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005-1'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$69.99
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Joker Steam Roller
|$49
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$100 (median)
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''323'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee
|$10
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Binaltech
|$20
|-
|Windcharger
|$20
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''45'''
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''132'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Total'''
|$160.81
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]]
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

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