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Niggos

2026-04-05T15:37:12Z

Zillachu: /* Etymology of "Niggos" */

{{Honest}}
{{Misinfo|Chris has only used these slurs during the time he was being [[manipulated]] by the Miscreants group of [[trolls]]. He has not used them before or since. He has also never used the phrase "no darkies" - it was used in a [[:File:Nodarkies.JPG|piece of fan art]], mocking Chris's specific requirements on his attraction sign.}}

'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]'s many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. While he only used the term once, it has become a popular term among Christorians that use it to allude to [[Chris and race|Chris's history of problematic behavior]] where African American people are concerned.

==Etymology of "Niggos"==
His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|3 March 2009 chat]], where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying "''[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.''" Chris repeated the line as ordered, but ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done, like...

* Refuse to say "nigger",
* Literally say "N-word",
* Say something else like "blacks" or "African-Americans",
* Say something else entirely [[Random access humor|as a non sequitur]],
* Bleep himself out, or
* Just end the conversation,

He chose to coin a dumb ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's stupidity, and our autistic hero then went on to to say "niggers" several times at BlueSpike's prompting. He even warmed to the subject and started reciting "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There]]" on his own will until BlueSpike cussed him out for it. Chris has done this more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|"Mumble #7"]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|"BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5"]]</ref>

Chris has never again used the word "niggo" and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. Nonetheless, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

==Chris and the actual N-word==
{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!|[[Chris]], [[March 2010]]<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref>}}

[[Image:Lynch_to_the_supreme.jpg|thumb|Thankfully, this is ''not'' what Chris actually believes.]]

Chris has used "nigga" or "nigger" on occasion, often in quotation.

According to a 2010 comment by [[TheRcholic]] (a YouTube account which is potentially [[Michael Snyder]]'s), Chris used the words "nigger" and "black" as pejorative terms to describe others while attending [[The GAMe PLACe]], which nearly led to him getting his ass kicked at one point. However, that claim is contradicted by [[Daniel Mimms]], who said in a 2009 interview that Chris never used the word nigger.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>

Chris's first recorded use of the word "nigger" is in [[Mumble 7]], recorded 13 [[February 2009]]. Chris is asked if he watches the [[Adult Swim]] sitcom ''{{w|The Boondocks (2005 TV series)|The Boondocks}}'', and when he answers in the affirmative, he is asked to do an impression of the self-hating black character Uncle Ruckus. He responds by quoting the line "Don't trust them new niggers over there!" from the series' premiere episode. He would repeat this performance in [[Mumble 8]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]. In the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]] and [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11|11]], however, Chris refuses to type the word, rendering it as "n*ggers". Chris is forced to say the word in [[Julie Reveals Herself]], saying "niggos" before BlueSpike forces him to say the word.

In [[June 2009]] Chris made up and sang a parody version of Uncle Ruckus's song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" called "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]". He modified most of the lyrics to make fun of [[Homos|gay people]] to establish his commitment to heterosexuality but leaves in references to "nigga fingas on the trigga".

As part of the [[SingStar Challenge Round 5]], Chris recorded two cover versions of the song "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay, which uses the word "nigga" multiple times. Chris's singing was extremely slurred and unintelligible, however – not because he was uncomfortable with saying "nigga" but because he was uncomfortable saying "[[duck|dick]]".

Chris called the troll [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] a nigger multiple times, both orally in the [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] video from 17 [[March 2010]] and in writing in the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterwards – even though Tito, like the ''Rocket Power'' character he's named after, is Hawaiian, not black. Tito, noticing this, made a video response to Chris using footage of an [[Obesity|obese]] black YouTuber, obscuring his face while dubbing over an apology to Chris.

In the [[Lars Call]], Chris says "I'll be yo nigga" and "I'm yo nigga" when prompted by [[Lars]].

Once again referencing ''The Boondocks'', Chris states in a [[March 2021 social media posts#Angelica and other stuff|March 2021 Twitter thread]] that the black ''Sonichu'' character [[Inos]] is not a victim of "Nigga Moments", a term used in the episode "Granddad's Fight" to refer to violent conflicts between two black men over petty incidents.

In [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]], Chris is tricked into giving a shoutout to "Nick Gurr", which is a common prank played on livestreamers. He has also been coerced to say "Knee Gur" and "Vinegar" on other occassions, as well as sang Don't Trust Them New Niggas several times unprompted.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Nodarkies.JPG|The infamous 'No Darkies' Fan art
File:Niggo.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[Julie Reveals Herself]]
* [[Chris and race]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
* [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]
* [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]
* [[Attraction Sign]]
* [[Mumble 7]]
* [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]
* [[SingStar Challenge Round 5]]
* [[Song for Jackie.MOV|Song for Jackie.MOV]] - Chris's infamous blackface video.
* [[100 2267]] - Chris's other infamous blackface video.
* [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]] - Chris in all his thugnificence.
* [[Lars Call]] - Chris becomes black.

== Sources ==
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20 December 2009

2025-12-28T22:30:06Z

Zillachu: /* Transcript */

In "'''Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009'''" (officially "'''12202009.MOV'''"), [[Chris]] torments one of his many cats ([[Kitty Chandler]]) and discusses how he could not upload any [[Sonichu|comic pages]] due to his shitty computer not working after a [[Stress|blackout]]. He also tells his viewers not to look at any billboards in New York City that involve him, claiming that [[Clyde Cash]] had photoshopped the pictures. Despite this, in [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]], Chris outed [[Thorg]] as being responsible.

Note that only one of the pictures was photoshopped, which depicts Chris [[Impulse Gay Social-Club|at a gay bar]].

==Video==

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| subject = {{Rumors|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Hello, Juffalo]]
| next = [[A Sonichu Day]]
}}

{{quote|Any picture he has of me is Photoshopped; it's fake; you can tell it's fake.}}

=== Transcript ===
[''noise of a growling cat is prominently heard whilst Chris holds her'']

Mm, [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: December 20th, 2009,

[''loud growl'']

Oop... [''Chris speaks in baby voice''] My little [[Chandler Cats#Kitty Chandler|Kitty]] here is getting a little fussy.

[''to the cat in baby voice''] Y—it's okay, Kitty. It's okay. Calm down—it's okay. Huai. Yeah. She's just my sweet little Kitty. Yeah. Okay I'll let you down, Kitty.

[''Chris puts cat down after it harshly hisses, and the cat ''immediately'' stops growling'']

[''now acknowledging the viewers''] You know how kitties can be sometimes. Anyway, um, making this video as an update. I apologize for past couple of nights of me not being able to upload any pages, because, uh, yesterday I had a two-second blackout which pretty much, uh, took my computer out and, uh, what not, I'm trying to restart it, it messed it u—it wouldn't work for me, so I had to go through a whole restoring-the system restore thing, and it just took me a whole... great number... ti—great amount of time for me to fix that and reinstall al-most everything, but, yeah—but, a—as soon as—as soon as this bad time this video is uploaded, I'll be able to, uh, answer a few more letters in the mailbag, and I will. Kitty...

[''In a moment of classic autism, Chris forgets what he was talking about mere seconds ago and goes looking for the cat off-screen'']

Kitty, come here, Kitty. Kit-kit.

[''Chris grabs the cat off-screen, causing it to yowl furiously. Chris comes back on screen, the cat growling in frustration.'']

Aww. Easy now, Kit-ty. Easy now.

[''Chris puts the cat down, then continues to speak to the cat for no apparent reason'']

Now, now... there you go.

[''speaking to the viewers again''] Eh, anyway—uh, anyway—so anyway, I have—anyway, I have the pages up tomorrow, which should be a total six pages, so look forward to that, and, also, uhh, recent uh, piece has come to my attention, yeah. Currently, do not believe anything you see on the billboards, 'cause, apparently, uh, Clyde Cash has, uh, been dis—been trying to shank my reputation there with his... [[Pickle|thing]] and, uh, yeah, anyway, but you can tell obviously that that pi—that that picture he currently has there is photoshopped. Any picture he has of me is Photoshopped; it's fake; you can tell it's fake. So, again, uhhh, basically he's pu—making, he's just putting things right up in New York, but, anyway, just do not pay attention to those... okay? Anyway, with that, uh, I'll leave you all to that, and I'll answer some more [[mailbag]] laters tonight. Merry [[Christmas]].

==One of these things is not like the others==

Here are the pictures Clyde Cash uploaded on the Times Square's interactive billboard. Note that only one is actually photoshopped.
[[Image:GaybarJpg.jpg|thumb|The Photoshop.]]

<gallery>
Image:Clyde billboard 01.jpg
Image:Clyde billboard 02.jpg
Image:Clyde billboard 03.jpg
Image:Clyde billboard 04.jpg
Image:Clyde billboard 05.jpg
Image:Clyde billboard 06.jpg
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[Chandler Cats]]
*[[Clyde Cash]]

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Lost Media

2025-11-02T11:47:46Z

Zillachu: /* The "Black Tape" */

{{Honest}}
{{Quote|Since the passage of time has destroyed Sappho and her works, her lyre and songs, I will set other lines before you as examples.|Tzetzes, On the Metres of Pindar, 20-22}}

'''Lost media''' refers to media that once existed but has been lost or destroyed or media that has never been released publicly.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_media</ref> This article aims to document the following kinds of lost media:

* Media made by or featuring Chris which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary.
* Media made by or featuring Chris which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* Media made by trolls that Chris has responded to or acknowledged which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary or which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* [[Relics of Fail]] whose current whereabouts are unknown or were destroyed (excluding those that Chris is known to have sold to fans).

Because of the broad scope of the article, it is unlikely to ever be complete. Of course, some lost media is of greater interest to Christorians than other lost media.

==Pre-internet discovery Lost Media==
===Autism papers===
{{See also|Autism papers}}

The [[Autism papers]] were a series of papers detailing the mental state of [[Chris]] and to what extent he has [[autism]]. Most of these papers appeared to have been destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]] as none of them have appeared since. Even if not destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], the hoard that is [[14 Branchland Court]] makes finding these papers next to impossible, making these papers almost certainly lost. However, one paper from [[2004]] survives as it was e-mailed to [[Kacey]] by [[Chris]] who passed it on to [[Liquid Chris]] who then distributed the paper online in [[November 2009]].

===Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) (Master Copy)===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)}}

An extended edition of Chris's 2007 homemade DVD allegedly featuring over six hours of original content. Chris offered to share it with [[Regina e-mails|Regina]] in their emails. It was given to [[Joseph Draft]] in 2019 during planning for the cancelled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary.

===CWC's Diary===
{{See also|CWC's Diary}}

[[CWC's Diary]] refers to a series of entries published between 2004-2005 in a diary format. It is unknown if these entries came from a physical diary or from Chris's blogs on [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]]. It must be remembered that the entries available are the ones Chris made public on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and that the diary in its entirety has not been found. With Chris's [[MySpace]] being deleted in mid-2008 and a physical diary not emerging [[CWC's Diary]] in its entirety is lost.

===CWC's Pokésite 1===
{{See also|CWC's Pokésite 1}}

[[CWC's Pokésite 1]], originally known as CWC's Pokésite, was Chris's first website launched between 25 April and 3 July 1999. Chris appears to have abandoned the site in late July as on 22 July [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] was launched. The content of [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] is lost as the site is no longer up and the archive of the site only has three pages with the rest not working.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606031644/http://homes.acmecity.com/games/demo/190/GameShark.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606110946/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/GameShark2.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606132641/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/junglecards.html</ref> Also, the site guestbook is still available.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20001021022214/neptune.guestworld.lycos.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=Starytime</ref> A Spanish version of the site also existed, however, the site is down and it was never archived making this lost as well.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20010801000000*/http://games.acmecity.com/demo/190/Espanol.html</ref>

===How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi" (For the Very Shy Man)===
{{See also|User:RachmaninovDESU/How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi"}}

The work is a pamphlet created by [[Chris]] on how to attract women. The date of creation is unknown however as Chris uses the pseudonym "Reldnahc Netso' Naitsirhc" a misspelling of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] which was created on 24 [[March 2005]] it is likely that the pamphlet was created sometime after though a terminus ante quem has not been established. While the front cover exists the rest of the pamphlet has not emerged either because it does not exist or because it is lost.

===Report cards===
{{See also|Honor roll}}

The report cards are a series of papers from Chris's education detailing his grades and academic progress. There has been no mention of these documents since the [[2014 house fire]], likely being destroyed and thereby lost. Even if not destroyed [[Chris]], claimed before the house fire in [[2009]] within [[Mailbag 19]] that he could not access the documents.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_19#We_cannot_see_Chris.27s_report_cards</ref> Considering how cluttered [[14 Branchland Court]] is and [[Chris]] not having access to the documents, to begin with, it is unlikely that the documents can be found, making them lost if they have not been destroyed. However, Chris's grades can be seen in the assignments that have survived in the [[Manchester High Leaks]], so Chris's grades are not entirely lost.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes (items)===
{{See also|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

The [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] was a contest held in 1993 in which the person who wrote down every "Sonic Sez" segment and sent it in would get the chance to win certain prizes, with the biggest prize being a $1,000 shopping spree at {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}}.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMyI6ZnLj3o</ref> Chris won this contest in 1994 and got the $1,000 shopping spree; however, only five items have been known to be purchased:

* ''Batman Returns'' ($49.99)
* ''Sonic CD'' (unknown price)
* ''Sonic Spinball'' ($49.99)
* "Star Trek" (probably ''Star Trek: The Next Generation: Echoes from the Past'') (unknown price)
* "Power Rangers Megazord" (unknown price. Estimate $29.99)

It is unknown what other items Chris bought with the remaining $857.04 (not including the prices of ''Sonic CD'' and the ''Star Trek'' game) and are thereby lost. Furthermore, as revealed in a 21 June 2021 message on [[The Place]] Discord server,<ref>[[The Place chats (June 2021)#Warhol Book Stress and Hoarding]]</ref> only ''Sonic CD'' was still in Chris's possession at that point, with the rest either having perished in the fire or sold off.

===The First PS3 Attempt===
As the title suggests, this is presumably Chris's first attempt at his [[Pixelated PS3]] video. It was included in the "Director's Cut" of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] as an exclusive feature. According to the Director's Cut cover, it was filmed on 18 November [[2006]], the same date as the final take of the video. However, the regular DVD cover says that the Pixelated PS3 video was filmed on 28 November, so it may have been filmed on that date instead. Although the Director's Cut was obtained by [[Catherine]] and other material from it was leaked to the Internet, this video has never surfaced, possibly because it was just too uninteresting.

==Post-internet discovery Lost Media==
===10242009 (Gregg Mays' video)===
{{See also|10242009}}

[[10242009]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 24 [[October 2009]] in which he responds to [[Clyde Cash#Gregg_Mays|Gregg Mays]]. While this video is available, a video made by Gregg related to 10242009 was set to private. Gregg's video has not been found since and is considered to be lost.

===Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke (Mao's response)===
{{See also|Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke}}

[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 17 [[January 2010]] in which he reads and reviews [[Asperchu]]. While this video is available, [[Mao]]'s response video released on the same day was made private. The video has not been found since then; Mao's response is currently considered to be lost.

===CatKnight Interview 5===
{{See also|CatKnight Interview 5}}

On 28 March 2016, Sir [[Arthur Spatchcock]], also known as '''CatKnight''' and '''Master Disaster''', conducted an interview with Chris on lets-plays. The footage and audio of this interview have been lost though; the transcript is intact.

===Chris Chan VS. The Internet===
{{See also|Chris Chan VS. The Internet}}

[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] was a documentary made by Joseph Draft first announced on Kickstarter on 4 [[April 2019]]. The documentary includes interviews with Chris, [[Barbara]], and [[Megan Schroeder]] as well as candid footage of Chris going about his life. However, due to various alleged factors,<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref> the documentary has not surfaced and the hard drive containing the documentary has allegedly been destroyed, making this documentary lost. However, the trailer, opening, and other two fragments are available.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGekFLTbeos</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uEMpBxFu0</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98sXo70dAWs</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znnWao2FJbQ</ref>

===Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (second accidental stream)===
{{See also|March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)}}

This video was the latter of the two accidentally started livestream recordings, which consisted of Chris singing the same song as the last time, before realising he pressed the stream button instead of recording it. While the first one has been saved, the latter was deleted far too soon for anyone to download it, making it forever lost.

===CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)===
{{See also|CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)}}

paintingatree was Chris's [[CWCki Forums]] account. However the posts preserved under this account come from the second account made in early 2013 as Chris's first account, also called paintingatree, was made sometime in 2012. However none of the posts Chris made in 2012 have been archived making them lost.

===DooDoo fard2874 pictures===
{{See also|Post-jail sightings (2023)}}

On 9 September 2023 Discord user DooDoo fard2874 chased down Chris in a Sheetz convenience store somewhere in Virginia. DooDoo fard2874 posted four images and a video of this event which shows Chris's Chevrolet Aveo driving however a picture of Chris reportedly was taken though it has not emerged and is currently lost.

===Dillin Thomas DMs===
{{See also|Dillin Thomas DMs}}

[[Dillin Thomas]] is a former [[Christuber]] who eventually closed his YouTube channel. With the closure was the loss of material such as DMs from Chris. Two DMs are known with the former, leaked on 23 [[December 2019]], only having one quote from Chris preserved with the rest of their communication being lost.

===eBay Purchases and Listings (2001-2008)===
Chris has been using eBay since all the way back in [[2001]]. While this wiki has archived most of Chris's eBay listings (and purchases) from 2008 onward, the same can't be said for his previous ones prior to that year. There have been a few records of his purchases from that era, but not a whole lot, and especially nothing of his potential listings. Chris's bans and suspensions from eBay, as well as potentially using sockpuppets, also make archiving these difficult, so it's possible these bits of info are lost.

===Helena DMs===
{{See also|Helena DMs}}

Between 15-21, [[June 2021]] Helena Fiorenza and Chris contacted each other through Twitter. However, the conversation that is available only shows the end of their communications and not the previous messages making the DM in its entirety lost.

===Jackie's Father Call===
{{See also|Jackie}}

In an email sent from [[Jackie]] to [[Chris]] at 1:36 PM on 16 [[July 2011]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_30</ref>, [[Jackie]] revealed that the day before Jackie's father who was drunk at the time got into a call with [[Chris]]. It is unknown if the call was recorded, and even if it was, no audio nor transcript of the call has been released, making this call lost.

===Julie Reveals Herself (Video)===
{{See also|Julie Reveals Herself}}

[[Julie Reveals Herself]] is a [[Mumble]] chat between [[Bluespike]] and [[Chris]] on 3 [[March 2009]] which involves shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum and [[Julie]] revealing herself to be a boy. While the audio of the chat exists, the video that accompanied it, which includes footage of Chris shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum, is lost. It's worth noting that Chris claimed he didn't record himself doing so, so it's possible a video recording never existed to begin with (and given the rest of the trolls were disgusted at what was going on, it's possibly unlikely they didn't have a recording of it either).

===Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba (original)===
{{See also|Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba}}

Chris uploaded the video in [[January 2024]] but then removed it later in the month and uploaded another copy. Only the Raw Captions generated by YouTube were archived of the original video.

===MKRs Bloody Chunks Leaks===
{{see also|Chats leaked by MKRs Bloody Chunks}}
On 27 January 2020, a Kiwi Farms account under the name '''MKRs Bloody Chunks''' leaked a set of messages and audio files from The Place and Arbitarch CWC Alliance servers. These were only partially archived on the CWCki however. As of April 2025, the majority of these contents have been lost, as many of the links from the original post are now broken.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=52454|post=5926848}}</ref>

===My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey (Kacey's Part)===
{{See also|My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey}}

On 31 [[October 2009]] Chris made a video singing the male part of the lyrics to the song "A Whole New World", in response to [[Kacey]] uploading a video singing the female part of the same song. While Chris's video is available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gv3znHKues</ref>, Kacey's video has been taken down by YouTube and is currently lost.

===No More Jokes (Clyde's response)===
{{See also|No More Jokes}}

[[No More Jokes]] was a video by [[Chris]] released on 5 [[November 2009]] in which he reveals the real identity of [[Clyde Cash]]. While both the SFW and NSFW versions of the video exist, Clyde's response to the video is currently lost.

===PS3 Tutorial for my fans (full video)===
{{See also|PS3 Tutorial for my fans}}

On 24 [[February 2010]] the [[Magical Man]] uploaded a video in which he filmed Chris giving a tutorial on how to use a [[PS3]]. The video starts mid-sentence and ends abruptly showing that there was more footage than was released. The full video has not been found.

===Red Forest (other audio files)===
{{See also|Red Forest}}

[[Red Forest]] is one of several audio files created by [[Joshua Wise]] created in the autumn of [[2017]] used to manipulate Chris's beliefs on reality. There are other files aside from [[Red Forest]] to have existed with the only known one being revealed by Wise in the [[Idea Guy Q&A]] in which Wise used Chris's audio in an altered form to manipulate him.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy_Q%26A#Manipulating_Chris</ref> This audio has never been released, and it is unknown how many other audio clips existed as none aside from [[Red Forest]] have been leaked, making them lost.

===Sockness DMs===
{{See also|Sockness DMs}}

Jacob Sockness is known to have had two DM communications with Chris, the first being on 28 [[August 2019]] and the second on 17 [[July 2020]]. Both DMs only show part of the communication making the entirety of their communications lost.

===Sonichu Fan Promo (videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Fan Promo}}

The [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] were three 3D animated shorts on [[Sonichu]] made by [[Timmys1984]], released between 11-14 [[October 2008]]. While the transcripts of all three videos exist, only the third video remains.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpNoO0ZRDBE</ref> However, [[Chris]] incorporated these animations into [[Sonichu]] Issue 9, pages 72, 78, and 79 with 72 being the first short, 78 is the second short, and 79 is the third short.

===Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast===
{{See also|Twitch}}

On 16 [[March 2018]] Chris streamed the game '''Burnout Paradise Remastered''' on the [[PS4]]. While certain parts of the stream are available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXt6H5t1MoY</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwx7Y0A6_o</ref>, the stream footage in its entirety has been lost.

===The "Black Tape"===
{{Main|The Black Tape}}
"[[The Black Tape]]" is a recording of a Skype call between Chris, [[Jackie]] and several other trolls recorded at some time between the 7th and 8th of [[September 2011]], shortly after the death of [[Bob Chandler]]. Chris was distraught and grief-stricken during the call, with the contents of the call considered so upsetting that it has never been released to the public.

===The Chris Chan Interview (unedited version)===
{{See also|Keffals}}

The Chris Chan Interview was an interview conducted by [[Keffals]] with [[Chris]], uploaded to [[Youtube]] on 16 [[January 2024]]. However the uploaded interview was an edited version, with the unedited version only being accessible if someone pledged to the $100,000 tier on Keffals's [[Patreon]].<ref>https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1747443430282702958</ref> Currently no one has pledged to this tier and considering the price point it is unlikely that anyone ever will, making this work currently lost.

===ThePCAssassins Phone Calls===
{{See also|ThePCAssassins }}

ThePCAssassins is a YouTube account which previously had hosted many videos of trolls calling and speaking to Bob. To date only four of these calls are still publicly available, making the rest lost. One of them is numbered "Bob Call 6," indicating there are, at minimum, between two and five additional recordings currently unaccounted for, depending on how the other videos were originally numbered.

===Tlaw DMs===
{{See also|Tlaw DMs}}

Tlaw, at an unknown date, had a communication with Chris over setting a tabletop role-playing game in CWCville. However, the middle part of the communication is missing, making it lost.

===Unrecorded Voicemail Greetings===
{{See also|Voicemail greeting}}
Chris has changed his cell phone voicemail greeting message many times over the years. Many of these greetings have a transcription but no available recording, either because they were never recorded or because the recording has become lost.

===Unreleased Jackie E-mails===
{{See also|Category:Jackie E-mails}}

Between 5 [[April 2010]] to 7 [[September 2011]], [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] interacted with each other over emails which have been compiled into 31 sets. However, the emails present are the ones [[Alec Benson Leary]] compiled and it is confirmed that [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] had email conversations that [[Alec Benson Leary]] omitted due to them being irrelevant.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/are-you-losing-interest-in-chris.3255/page-5#post-190559</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/ZznwI</ref> Considering how long ago these events happened, it is likely that these unreleased emails will never surface, making them lost.

===Unreleased Miscreant Interactions===
{{See also|Miscreants}}

The [[Miscreants]] were a group of [[trolls]] consisting of many of the most notable, including [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]]. While many of their interactions with [[Chris]] are known, [[Marvin]] has confirmed that a significant amount of chats and calls the [[Miscreants]] and [[Chris]] had have not been released.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Om30l</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/page-31#post-5067791</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/5HTxq</ref> Considering how long ago these interactions happened and the fact it is unknown if anyone has these unreleased chats and calls, these interactions are likely lost.

===Web Soup Appearance===
{{See also|For G4s Web Soup}}

''Web Soup'' was a television series on the defunct network G4, which served as a spin-off of the E! network's long-running series ''The Soup'' and, like that series, focused on satirical commentary on then-recent pop culture events, specifically Internet media and viral videos. One episode, aired in [[July 2009]], featured an appearance of Chris's [[I Got a Fish]] video, the [[Toucher and Rich Segment|second time]] it popped up in the mainstream media. However, even though Chris himself acknowledged this appearance, the episode with that segment has been lost to time. While several other episodes of ''Web Soup'' have been recovered and archived over the years, the one with Chris's appearance has yet to resurface, not helped by the series being off the air since 2014 and never having been given an official home media release.

==Lost Relics==
===Asperchu Medallion===
{{See also|Asperchu}}

The '''Asperchu Medallion''' was a variant of the [[Sonichu]] medallion featuring [[Asperchu]] instead of [[Sonichu]] sent to [[Chris]] by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. It is unknown when [[Alec Benson Leary]] sent the medallion to [[Chris]] however the medallion was first seen in Chris's [[Magical Man Potion]] video uploaded on 24 [[February 2010]]. [[Chris]] revealed in a [[Facebook]] post made on 2 [[August 2014]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Fan_items_lost_in_the_fire</ref> that the '''Asperchu Medallion''' was destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], making it lost.

===Attraction Sign===
{{See also|Attraction Sign}}

The [[Attraction Sign]]s were a series of signs detailing his desire for a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] used from [[2004]] to [[2014]]. All the signs made before the [[2014 house fire]] have not appeared since likely being destroyed in the event, thereby making them lost. One sign has been made since the [[2014 house fire]] on [[July 2014]] on Chris's [[OkCupid]] account<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Okcupid_8_jul_2014_4.jpg</ref>, however, it has also not appeared since likely making it lost.

===Goddess Log Vol. 5===
According to TheGamerFromMars's documentary ''The Resurrection of Chris Chan'', though the first four volumes of the Goddess Logs were sent over to 14 Branchland Ct, the fifth volume, which details Chris's stay at [[Western State Hospital]], was severely deteriorated from water damage before anyone could get a copy.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]</ref>

===Heart Torch of Fail===
{{See also|Heart Torch of Fail}}

The [[Heart Torch of Fail]] was a torch made of [[Pixelblocks]] that has an unknown significance to the [[Love Quest]]. The torch was made sometime before or during [[2005]] as it appears in [[Sonichu 4]], which was produced in the year [[2005]]. Since its appearance in [[2005]], it has never been seen since likely, being destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], thereby making it lost.

===Medallions===
{{See also|Medallions}}

The [[Medallions]] refers to the [[Sonichu]] [[Medallions]] made by [[Chris]] over the course of his life. The prototype medallion which [[Chris]] wore in [[2004]] as it is mentioned in the [[Autism papers]] disappeared after this year and is believed to be lost in the literal sense.

===Red String of Fate===
{{See also|Red String of Fate}}

The [[Red String of Fate]] was a string with a paper heart attached on the end designed to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] created on 1 [[August 2004]]. In [[anime]] like [[Excel Saga]], of which Chris likely got the idea from as he watched [[Excel Saga]] before creating the [[Red String of Fate]],<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160827014324/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//SchusNews3.htm</ref> the [[red string]] is used as a metaphor to in courting love. However, [[Chris]] did not see the metaphor and would throw the [[red string]] at women in the hopes of "reeling" them in. On 5 [[August 2004]] a [[Jerkop|mall security guard]] confiscated it and it has never resurfaced, likely being destroyed and thereby lost.

===The Wall of Originals===
{{See also|The Wall of Originals}}

[[The Wall of Originals]] was a wall covered in Chris's customized [[Pokémon]] cards. Most of the cards from the wall were destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], although some survived as revealed in a [[July 2017]] tweet and [[Chris]] listing the surviving cards on [[eBay]] in [[June 2018]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Holographic_cards</ref>

==Lost and Found Media==

{{Quote|I will try, if chance favours my wishes, to seek for you the Germanic Wars of Pliny the Elder.|Symmachus, Letters, 4.18.5}}

===2021 Lost Commissions===
{{See also|2021 Lost Commissions}}

The [[2021 Lost Commissions]] were a series of commissioned art created in the summer of 2021 for the [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]] fundraiser. Due to Chris's arrest for incest these works were never delivered and remained lost at [[14 Branchland Court]] until Chris reacquired them after his release. These works would then be listed on [[OfficialCWCmart]] on 15 [[October 2023]].

===An Interview with the Chris-Chan===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

An Interview with the Chris-Chan was Chris's first interview after trolling began occurring on or before 17 [[October 2008]]<ref>Date determined from [https://web.archive.org/web/20081021045439/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive10#An_interview ED Chris-chan talk page, Archive10]</ref> being hosted on [[PSN]] and being uploaded to Youtube. It is notable for being the first video appearance of [[Barb]]. Sometime after the video was removed from Youtube for "violating YouTube's policy on hate speech" until it was rediscovered and re-uploaded on 27 [[January 2017]].

===BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7 (full recording)===
{{See also|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7}}

A recorded PSN chat between Chris, [[Bob]], and "[[Julie]]" lasting approximately twenty minutes. The first nine minutes and eighteen seconds of the chat were preserved, but the recording abruptly ends while Bob is discussing his music collection. The lost portion of the call includes Bob talking about his health problems and [[Cherokee]] heritage, followed by goodbyes and the trolls talking among themselves. A full copy of the call was located on [[statustjej]]'s hard drive, who promptly uploaded it to the Internet Archive.

===Chris-chan Discusses...===
{{See also|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] is a series of interviews conducted by Larry Bundy and [[Chris]] conducted over [[June 2009]] and uploaded to Youtube over [[July 2009]]. However the releases over [[July 2009]] were only extracts from the full interviews of which were not released until 30 [[August 2012]].

===[[Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg]]===
[[File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The screencap.]]
On 30 [[March 2011]], [[CWCki]] editor [[User:Riley Martin|Riley Martin]] uploaded [[:File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|a mysterious picture]] to the site. Not much was known about the image besides the little information the editor gave:
{{quoteboxred|From some mysterious video. Chris’ face never changes from that smile, and he never stops staring. Don’t ask where it’s from.}}

Later the same day, a CWCki editor would ask for the source of the screencap on its talk page, but didn't receive any reply. Riley Martin has not edited the CWCki since 26 [[February 2012]], making the original video and its context lost for over a decade.

YouTube user [[Statustjej]] finally uploaded the clip on 10 [[October 2025]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>

===Chris Sex Logs (Audio)===
{{See also|Chris Sex Logs}}

On 27 [[September 2008]] [[PandaHalo]] released a series of Skype chats in which Chris discussed with her a variety of subjects related to [[sex]]. While the transcript of the chats is available, the audio accompanying the chats was lost for over 10 years except for a 5:30-minute snippet.<ref>https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1</ref> The audio was later uploaded to the Internet Archive by [[Statustjej]].<ref>https://archive.org/details/lost-chrischan-pandahalo-audio-logs</ref>

===CopperCab Interview===
{{See also|CopperCab}}

The CopperCab Interview is an interview between Claire Kittrell, known on Youtube as CopperCab, and [[Chris]] uploaded on 23 [[October 2017]]. However the interview uploaded was not the full interview as indicated by the "Part 2 Tomorrow!" at the end of the video. However Part 2 was not uploaded on 24 [[October 2017]] leading to the assumption that Part 2 would never be released making it lost. However Part 2 was released on 5 [[August 2021]].

===CWC is Angry===
{{See also|CWC is Angry}}

[[CWC is Angry]] is a video released in [[August 2007]] in which Chris shoots at a picture of [[Adam Stackhouse]] with the [[Megatron pistol]] and is notable for being Chris's last video before he got trolled. Sometime after, the video was lost as [[Adam Stackhouse]] in a comment made on or before 8 April 2009 mentions the video being lost,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130408113141/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments, user 1693productions]</ref> later in [[April 2009]] the video was found.

===Fiona Facetime Video - Hair Twirling===
{{see also|Fiona Facetime Videos}}

Three videos of [[Fiona]] and Chris interacting over Facetime were censored on the CWCki. This was due to the Suitress Policy, which at one point called for censoring Fiona's appearances. The policy was relaxed on March 2022, now allowing for her face to be shown in videos and first name to be used in transcripts. This led to two of the three videos becoming uncensored, but one of the videos, Hair Twirling, remained censored because the uncensored video was lost for some time. The source for the original video was later found.

===Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)===
{{See also|Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)}}

[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)]] refers to the original interview conducted between members do the Internet Dream Lounge and [[Chris]] that took place on 4 [[September 2017]]. However upon negative feedback this interview was not uploaded, making it lost, while a second interview was held which was uploaded on 8 [[October 2017]]. However in [[August 2020]] the file of the unused first interview was leaked making it found.

===IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court===
{{See also|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}

The [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]] as the title suggests was a tour of Chris's home that occurred on 31 [[August 2014]] with [[Chris]] giving the tour to [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]]. The audio and slideshow of the tour were posted to [[Cousin Al]]'s YouTube channel on 8 [[September 2014]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/irl-tour-of-14-bc-audio.8231/ ([https://archive.ph/JqIx8 archive])</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150311043032/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4w28lQAON0</ref> Al's YouTube channel was subsequently terminated leading to the video of the audio and slideshow becoming lost. However, as of 6 [[August 2022]], a copy of the video was found.

===Jackson Dalton Interview===
{{See also|Jackson Dalton}}

The [[Jackson Dalton]] Interview was an interview between Jackson Dalton and [[Chris]] that occurred on 4 [[January 2019]] and uploaded to Youtube on 8 [[January 2019]] however the interview posted was edited and was not the full interview. Shortly after the upload the interview was taken down by Dalton due to poor reception, but was archived, while the unedited version was not released leading to the assumption it would never be released and thereby making it lost. However on 13 [[February 2020]] Dalton uploaded the full unedited interview.

===Manchester High Leaks===
{{See also|Manchester High Leaks}}

The [[Manchester High Leaks]] is a series of high school assignments from Chris's junior year between [[1998]] and [[1999]].<ref>https://archive.ph/4xcbm</ref> It was thought that these documents were permanently lost in the [[2014 house fire]] as before the fire these documents had not surfaced leading to them being considered lost even before the fire. However, [[Cousin Al]] on [[June 2014]] after digging through Chris's trash, found these documents though they were damaged from the [[2014 house fire]].

===Power (Document)===
{{See also|Power}}

[[Power]] was a zip file containing three videos of [[Chris]] performing acts of strength to impress [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which was leaked by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Along with the three videos contained an edited audio file of "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. While the videos and audio files are available, the "special thanks" document was lost for a while until its contents were confirmed by statustjej in the comments of the creepy smile video.

===Rental House Tour===
{{See also|Rental House Tour}}

The [[Rental House Tour]] was a tour of Chris' temporary house in the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]] recorded by [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]] on 31 [[August 2014]]. Sometime before or on 6 [[March 2019]] the video had been lost.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lost-cwcki-links.54097/</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/uuKkf</ref> However, on 14 and 19 [[April 2019]] the 1st and 2nd halves of the recording were found.

===Scrapbook of Fail===
{{See also|Scrapbook of Fail}}

The [[Scrapbook of Fail]] are two binders containing every comic [[Chris]] has ever drawn including [[Sonichu]]. After the [[2014 house fire]] the scrapbook stopped being mentioned leading to the belief that it had been lost as reported by [[Sachumo]]<ref>https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s?t=3420</ref> however, in [[November 2015]] [[Chris]] revealed the scrapbook had been found and survived the fire.

===ShecameforCWC.JPG===
{{See also|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}

[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] is a pornographic drawing consisting of [[Chris]] vaginally stimulating [[Megan Schroeder]] uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on 11 [[November 2007]]. On 4 [[November 2013]], and again in [[January 2018]], Chris claimed that he had destroyed the original drawing, leading to the assumption that it was lost media<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2013_Facebook_Posts#That_Dang_Drawing</ref><ref>[[Brianfrogboy chats#shecameforcwc]]</ref>. However, on 23 [[April 2018]], Chris listed [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] for sale on his [[eBay]], which was bought by the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. It turned out that Chris had not truly destroyed the drawing but cut it up into squares - making it easy to reassemble - before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]]. It is unknown what the Teen Troon Squad have done with the drawing but it can be presumed they still own it, though they have not shown it off.

===Simonchu===
{{See also|Simonchu}}

[[Simonchu]] was a parody comic of [[Sonichu]] staring the eponymous character Simonchu created on 26 [[August 2008]]. As the comic was hosted on [[Asperpedia]] which shut down in [[2010]] and the archive of Simonchu has its file link request invalidated the comic was lost aside from some fragments.<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/simonchu-the-lost-fancomic.10338/#post-809780</ref><ref>https://imgur.com/fWC2lw3,1B7ulIl,GIIC5w1,eu84mkL,5eeYSx1,aNUzCR8,7eoGNbq,53ilnRW,i6xiNk6,3FirXzm,lrcSkRr,oQHqVSK,CYo0pA6,3ZTtGWC</ref> The full comic was lost for over a decade until [[Statustjej]] uploaded it to the Internet Archive on 27 [[October 2025]].<ref>https://archive.org/details/simonchu-comic-book-issue-0</ref>

===The Classic===
{{See also|The Classic}}

[[The Classic]] refers to Chris's red and blue rugby shirt that he wore in many of his videos. It was thought that this shirt was destroyed and thereby lost in the [[2014 house fire]]. However, in [[April 2017]] [[Chris]] found [[The Classic]]. However, on 10 [[August 2018]] [[Barb]] threw away [[The Classic]] as revealed in a text to the [[Teen Troon Squad]] from [[Chris]], thereby making [[The Classic]] lost again.<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/651071.html#q687492</ref>

===The Sonichu Chronicles (Slides)===
{{See also|The Sonichu Chronicles}}

[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] was a PowerPoint presentation made by [[Chris]] in [[January 2009]] and was presented to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] as to give ideas on a [[Sonichu]] game. The contents of the slides are known as Chris in [[November 2009]] displayed them in the two part video [[Sonichu Powerpoint]]. However, the PowerPoint file was missing, making the slides lost for over a decade until [[Statustjej]] uploaded them to the Internet Archive on 21 October 2025.<ref>https://archive.org/details/the-sonichu-chronicles</ref>

===Sonichu Home Club (Videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Home Club}}

The [[Sonichu Home Club]] was an online event hosted on Chris's [[PS3]] through an online network. The purpose of these events was to gather [[TRUE and HONEST]] fans of [[Sonichu]], however, it appears these events were done by [[Chris]] in the hope of receiving praise. Two of these events occurred and had videos made about them by [[Vivian Gee]], but they were deleted. However, they were soon reuploaded in 2017 by CWCville Archives.

==Unknown Lost Media==
While this article has listed lost media associated with [[Chris]], this is the only lost media known to have existed and is now lost. It is almost certain that there are hundreds if not thousands of pieces of lost media around [[Chris]] that were never known or never released publicly or were never archived and have been lost. One can only speculate what has not been released or what has been lost over the course of Chris's life. Moreover, one can only speculate on what is waiting to be found.

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Lost Media

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Zillachu: /* The "Black Tape" */ Summing this up based on info from the page - if I got things wrong, feel free to correct them.

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{{Quote|Since the passage of time has destroyed Sappho and her works, her lyre and songs, I will set other lines before you as examples.|Tzetzes, On the Metres of Pindar, 20-22}}

'''Lost media''' refers to media that once existed but has been lost or destroyed or media that has never been released publicly.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_media</ref> This article aims to document the following kinds of lost media:

* Media made by or featuring Chris which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary.
* Media made by or featuring Chris which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* Media made by trolls that Chris has responded to or acknowledged which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary or which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* [[Relics of Fail]] whose current whereabouts are unknown or were destroyed (excluding those that Chris is known to have sold to fans).

Because of the broad scope of the article, it is unlikely to ever be complete. Of course, some lost media is of greater interest to Christorians than other lost media.

==Pre-internet discovery Lost Media==
===Autism papers===
{{See also|Autism papers}}

The [[Autism papers]] were a series of papers detailing the mental state of [[Chris]] and to what extent he has [[autism]]. Most of these papers appeared to have been destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]] as none of them have appeared since. Even if not destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], the hoard that is [[14 Branchland Court]] makes finding these papers next to impossible, making these papers almost certainly lost. However, one paper from [[2004]] survives as it was e-mailed to [[Kacey]] by [[Chris]] who passed it on to [[Liquid Chris]] who then distributed the paper online in [[November 2009]].

===Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) (Master Copy)===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)}}

An extended edition of Chris's 2007 homemade DVD allegedly featuring over six hours of original content. Chris offered to share it with [[Regina e-mails|Regina]] in their emails. It was given to [[Joseph Draft]] in 2019 during planning for the cancelled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary.

===CWC's Diary===
{{See also|CWC's Diary}}

[[CWC's Diary]] refers to a series of entries published between 2004-2005 in a diary format. It is unknown if these entries came from a physical diary or from Chris's blogs on [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]]. It must be remembered that the entries available are the ones Chris made public on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and that the diary in its entirety has not been found. With Chris's [[MySpace]] being deleted in mid-2008 and a physical diary not emerging [[CWC's Diary]] in its entirety is lost.

===CWC's Pokésite 1===
{{See also|CWC's Pokésite 1}}

[[CWC's Pokésite 1]], originally known as CWC's Pokésite, was Chris's first website launched between 25 April and 3 July 1999. Chris appears to have abandoned the site in late July as on 22 July [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] was launched. The content of [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] is lost as the site is no longer up and the archive of the site only has three pages with the rest not working.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606031644/http://homes.acmecity.com/games/demo/190/GameShark.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606110946/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/GameShark2.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606132641/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/junglecards.html</ref> Also, the site guestbook is still available.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20001021022214/neptune.guestworld.lycos.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=Starytime</ref> A Spanish version of the site also existed, however, the site is down and it was never archived making this lost as well.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20010801000000*/http://games.acmecity.com/demo/190/Espanol.html</ref>

===How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi" (For the Very Shy Man)===
{{See also|User:RachmaninovDESU/How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi"}}

The work is a pamphlet created by [[Chris]] on how to attract women. The date of creation is unknown however as Chris uses the pseudonym "Reldnahc Netso' Naitsirhc" a misspelling of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] which was created on 24 [[March 2005]] it is likely that the pamphlet was created sometime after though a terminus ante quem has not been established. While the front cover exists the rest of the pamphlet has not emerged either because it does not exist or because it is lost.

===Report cards===
{{See also|Honor roll}}

The report cards are a series of papers from Chris's education detailing his grades and academic progress. There has been no mention of these documents since the [[2014 house fire]], likely being destroyed and thereby lost. Even if not destroyed [[Chris]], claimed before the house fire in [[2009]] within [[Mailbag 19]] that he could not access the documents.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_19#We_cannot_see_Chris.27s_report_cards</ref> Considering how cluttered [[14 Branchland Court]] is and [[Chris]] not having access to the documents, to begin with, it is unlikely that the documents can be found, making them lost if they have not been destroyed. However, Chris's grades can be seen in the assignments that have survived in the [[Manchester High Leaks]], so Chris's grades are not entirely lost.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes (items)===
{{See also|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

The [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] was a contest held in 1993 in which the person who wrote down every "Sonic Sez" segment and sent it in would get the chance to win certain prizes, with the biggest prize being a $1,000 shopping spree at {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}}.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMyI6ZnLj3o</ref> Chris won this contest in 1994 and got the $1,000 shopping spree; however, only five items have been known to be purchased:

* ''Batman Returns'' ($49.99)
* ''Sonic CD'' (unknown price)
* ''Sonic Spinball'' ($49.99)
* "Star Trek" (probably ''Star Trek: The Next Generation: Echoes from the Past'') (unknown price)
* "Power Rangers Megazord" (unknown price. Estimate $29.99)

It is unknown what other items Chris bought with the remaining $857.04 (not including the prices of ''Sonic CD'' and the ''Star Trek'' game) and are thereby lost. Furthermore, as revealed in a 21 June 2021 message on [[The Place]] Discord server,<ref>[[The Place chats (June 2021)#Warhol Book Stress and Hoarding]]</ref> only ''Sonic CD'' was still in Chris's possession at that point, with the rest either having perished in the fire or sold off.

===The First PS3 Attempt===
As the title suggests, this is presumably Chris's first attempt at his [[Pixelated PS3]] video. It was included in the "Director's Cut" of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] as an exclusive feature. According to the Director's Cut cover, it was filmed on 18 November [[2006]], the same date as the final take of the video. However, the regular DVD cover says that the Pixelated PS3 video was filmed on 28 November, so it may have been filmed on that date instead. Although the Director's Cut was obtained by [[Catherine]] and other material from it was leaked to the Internet, this video has never surfaced, possibly because it was just too uninteresting.

==Post-internet discovery Lost Media==
===10242009 (Gregg Mays' video)===
{{See also|10242009}}

[[10242009]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 24 [[October 2009]] in which he responds to [[Clyde Cash#Gregg_Mays|Gregg Mays]]. While this video is available, a video made by Gregg related to 10242009 was set to private. Gregg's video has not been found since and is considered to be lost.

===Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke (Mao's response)===
{{See also|Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke}}

[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 17 [[January 2010]] in which he reads and reviews [[Asperchu]]. While this video is available, [[Mao]]'s response video released on the same day was made private. The video has not been found since then; Mao's response is currently considered to be lost.

===CatKnight Interview 5===
{{See also|CatKnight Interview 5}}

On 28 March 2016, Sir [[Arthur Spatchcock]], also known as '''CatKnight''' and '''Master Disaster''', conducted an interview with Chris on lets-plays. The footage and audio of this interview have been lost though; the transcript is intact.

===Chris Chan VS. The Internet===
{{See also|Chris Chan VS. The Internet}}

[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] was a documentary made by Joseph Draft first announced on Kickstarter on 4 [[April 2019]]. The documentary includes interviews with Chris, [[Barbara]], and [[Megan Schroeder]] as well as candid footage of Chris going about his life. However, due to various alleged factors,<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref> the documentary has not surfaced and the hard drive containing the documentary has allegedly been destroyed, making this documentary lost. However, the trailer, opening, and other two fragments are available.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGekFLTbeos</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uEMpBxFu0</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98sXo70dAWs</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znnWao2FJbQ</ref>

===Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (second accidental stream)===
{{See also|March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)}}

This video was the latter of the two accidentally started livestream recordings, which consisted of Chris singing the same song as the last time, before realising he pressed the stream button instead of recording it. While the first one has been saved, the latter was deleted far too soon for anyone to download it, making it forever lost.

===CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)===
{{See also|CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)}}

paintingatree was Chris's [[CWCki Forums]] account. However the posts preserved under this account come from the second account made in early 2013 as Chris's first account, also called paintingatree, was made sometime in 2012. However none of the posts Chris made in 2012 have been archived making them lost.

===DooDoo fard2874 pictures===
{{See also|Post-jail sightings (2023)}}

On 9 September 2023 Discord user DooDoo fard2874 chased down Chris in a Sheetz convenience store somewhere in Virginia. DooDoo fard2874 posted four images and a video of this event which shows Chris's Chevrolet Aveo driving however a picture of Chris reportedly was taken though it has not emerged and is currently lost.

===Dillin Thomas DMs===
{{See also|Dillin Thomas DMs}}

[[Dillin Thomas]] is a former [[Christuber]] who eventually closed his YouTube channel. With the closure was the loss of material such as DMs from Chris. Two DMs are known with the former, leaked on 23 [[December 2019]], only having one quote from Chris preserved with the rest of their communication being lost.

===eBay Purchases and Listings (2001-2008)===
Chris has been using eBay since all the way back in [[2001]]. While this wiki has archived most of Chris's eBay listings (and purchases) from 2008 onward, the same can't be said for his previous ones prior to that year. There have been a few records of his purchases from that era, but not a whole lot, and especially nothing of his potential listings. Chris's bans and suspensions from eBay, as well as potentially using sockpuppets, also make archiving these difficult, so it's possible these bits of info are lost.

===Helena DMs===
{{See also|Helena DMs}}

Between 15-21, [[June 2021]] Helena Fiorenza and Chris contacted each other through Twitter. However, the conversation that is available only shows the end of their communications and not the previous messages making the DM in its entirety lost.

===Jackie's Father Call===
{{See also|Jackie}}

In an email sent from [[Jackie]] to [[Chris]] at 1:36 PM on 16 [[July 2011]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_30</ref>, [[Jackie]] revealed that the day before Jackie's father who was drunk at the time got into a call with [[Chris]]. It is unknown if the call was recorded, and even if it was, no audio nor transcript of the call has been released, making this call lost.

===Julie Reveals Herself (Video)===
{{See also|Julie Reveals Herself}}

[[Julie Reveals Herself]] is a [[Mumble]] chat between [[Bluespike]] and [[Chris]] on 3 [[March 2009]] which involves shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum and [[Julie]] revealing herself to be a boy. While the audio of the chat exists, the video that accompanied it, which includes footage of Chris shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum, is lost. It's worth noting that Chris claimed he didn't record himself doing so, so it's possible a video recording never existed to begin with (and given the rest of the trolls were disgusted at what was going on, it's possibly unlikely they didn't have a recording of it either).

===Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba (original)===
{{See also|Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba}}

Chris uploaded the video in [[January 2024]] but then removed it later in the month and uploaded another copy. Only the Raw Captions generated by YouTube were archived of the original video.

===MKRs Bloody Chunks Leaks===
{{see also|Chats leaked by MKRs Bloody Chunks}}
On 27 January 2020, a Kiwi Farms account under the name '''MKRs Bloody Chunks''' leaked a set of messages and audio files from The Place and Arbitarch CWC Alliance servers. These were only partially archived on the CWCki however. As of April 2025, the majority of these contents have been lost, as many of the links from the original post are now broken.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=52454|post=5926848}}</ref>

===My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey (Kacey's Part)===
{{See also|My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey}}

On 31 [[October 2009]] Chris made a video singing the male part of the lyrics to the song "A Whole New World", in response to [[Kacey]] uploading a video singing the female part of the same song. While Chris's video is available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gv3znHKues</ref>, Kacey's video has been taken down by YouTube and is currently lost.

===No More Jokes (Clyde's response)===
{{See also|No More Jokes}}

[[No More Jokes]] was a video by [[Chris]] released on 5 [[November 2009]] in which he reveals the real identity of [[Clyde Cash]]. While both the SFW and NSFW versions of the video exist, Clyde's response to the video is currently lost.

===PS3 Tutorial for my fans (full video)===
{{See also|PS3 Tutorial for my fans}}

On 24 [[February 2010]] the [[Magical Man]] uploaded a video in which he filmed Chris giving a tutorial on how to use a [[PS3]]. The video starts mid-sentence and ends abruptly showing that there was more footage than was released. The full video has not been found.

===Red Forest (other audio files)===
{{See also|Red Forest}}

[[Red Forest]] is one of several audio files created by [[Joshua Wise]] created in the autumn of [[2017]] used to manipulate Chris's beliefs on reality. There are other files aside from [[Red Forest]] to have existed with the only known one being revealed by Wise in the [[Idea Guy Q&A]] in which Wise used Chris's audio in an altered form to manipulate him.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy_Q%26A#Manipulating_Chris</ref> This audio has never been released, and it is unknown how many other audio clips existed as none aside from [[Red Forest]] have been leaked, making them lost.

===Sockness DMs===
{{See also|Sockness DMs}}

Jacob Sockness is known to have had two DM communications with Chris, the first being on 28 [[August 2019]] and the second on 17 [[July 2020]]. Both DMs only show part of the communication making the entirety of their communications lost.

===Sonichu Fan Promo (videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Fan Promo}}

The [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] were three 3D animated shorts on [[Sonichu]] made by [[Timmys1984]], released between 11-14 [[October 2008]]. While the transcripts of all three videos exist, only the third video remains.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpNoO0ZRDBE</ref> However, [[Chris]] incorporated these animations into [[Sonichu]] Issue 9, pages 72, 78, and 79 with 72 being the first short, 78 is the second short, and 79 is the third short.

===Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast===
{{See also|Twitch}}

On 16 [[March 2018]] Chris streamed the game '''Burnout Paradise Remastered''' on the [[PS4]]. While certain parts of the stream are available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXt6H5t1MoY</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwx7Y0A6_o</ref>, the stream footage in its entirety has been lost.

===The "Black Tape"===
{{Main|The Black Tape}}
The "[[Black Tape]]" is a recording of a Skype call between Chris, [[Jackie]] and several other trolls recorded at some time between the 7th and 8th of [[September 2011]], shortly after the death of [[Bob Chandler]]. Chris was distraught and grief-stricken during the call, with the contents of the call considered so upsetting that it has never been released to the public.

===The Chris Chan Interview (unedited version)===
{{See also|Keffals}}

The Chris Chan Interview was an interview conducted by [[Keffals]] with [[Chris]], uploaded to [[Youtube]] on 16 [[January 2024]]. However the uploaded interview was an edited version, with the unedited version only being accessible if someone pledged to the $100,000 tier on Keffals's [[Patreon]].<ref>https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1747443430282702958</ref> Currently no one has pledged to this tier and considering the price point it is unlikely that anyone ever will, making this work currently lost.

===ThePCAssassins Phone Calls===
{{See also|ThePCAssassins }}

ThePCAssassins is a YouTube account which previously had hosted many videos of trolls calling and speaking to Bob. To date only four of these calls are still publicly available, making the rest lost. One of them is numbered "Bob Call 6," indicating there are, at minimum, between two and five additional recordings currently unaccounted for, depending on how the other videos were originally numbered.

===Tlaw DMs===
{{See also|Tlaw DMs}}

Tlaw, at an unknown date, had a communication with Chris over setting a tabletop role-playing game in CWCville. However, the middle part of the communication is missing, making it lost.

===Unrecorded Voicemail Greetings===
{{See also|Voicemail greeting}}
Chris has changed his cell phone voicemail greeting message many times over the years. Many of these greetings have a transcription but no available recording, either because they were never recorded or because the recording has become lost.

===Unreleased Jackie E-mails===
{{See also|Category:Jackie E-mails}}

Between 5 [[April 2010]] to 7 [[September 2011]], [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] interacted with each other over emails which have been compiled into 31 sets. However, the emails present are the ones [[Alec Benson Leary]] compiled and it is confirmed that [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] had email conversations that [[Alec Benson Leary]] omitted due to them being irrelevant.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/are-you-losing-interest-in-chris.3255/page-5#post-190559</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/ZznwI</ref> Considering how long ago these events happened, it is likely that these unreleased emails will never surface, making them lost.

===Unreleased Miscreant Interactions===
{{See also|Miscreants}}

The [[Miscreants]] were a group of [[trolls]] consisting of many of the most notable, including [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]]. While many of their interactions with [[Chris]] are known, [[Marvin]] has confirmed that a significant amount of chats and calls the [[Miscreants]] and [[Chris]] had have not been released.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Om30l</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/page-31#post-5067791</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/5HTxq</ref> Considering how long ago these interactions happened and the fact it is unknown if anyone has these unreleased chats and calls, these interactions are likely lost.

===Web Soup Appearance===
{{See also|For G4s Web Soup}}

''Web Soup'' was a television series on the defunct network G4, which served as a spin-off of the E! network's long-running series ''The Soup'' and, like that series, focused on satirical commentary on then-recent pop culture events, specifically Internet media and viral videos. One episode, aired in [[July 2009]], featured an appearance of Chris's [[I Got a Fish]] video, the [[Toucher and Rich Segment|second time]] it popped up in the mainstream media. However, even though Chris himself acknowledged this appearance, the episode with that segment has been lost to time. While several other episodes of ''Web Soup'' have been recovered and archived over the years, the one with Chris's appearance has yet to resurface, not helped by the series being off the air since 2014 and never having been given an official home media release.

==Lost Relics==
===Asperchu Medallion===
{{See also|Asperchu}}

The '''Asperchu Medallion''' was a variant of the [[Sonichu]] medallion featuring [[Asperchu]] instead of [[Sonichu]] sent to [[Chris]] by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. It is unknown when [[Alec Benson Leary]] sent the medallion to [[Chris]] however the medallion was first seen in Chris's [[Magical Man Potion]] video uploaded on 24 [[February 2010]]. [[Chris]] revealed in a [[Facebook]] post made on 2 [[August 2014]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Fan_items_lost_in_the_fire</ref> that the '''Asperchu Medallion''' was destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], making it lost.

===Attraction Sign===
{{See also|Attraction Sign}}

The [[Attraction Sign]]s were a series of signs detailing his desire for a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] used from [[2004]] to [[2014]]. All the signs made before the [[2014 house fire]] have not appeared since likely being destroyed in the event, thereby making them lost. One sign has been made since the [[2014 house fire]] on [[July 2014]] on Chris's [[OkCupid]] account<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Okcupid_8_jul_2014_4.jpg</ref>, however, it has also not appeared since likely making it lost.

===Goddess Log Vol. 5===
According to TheGamerFromMars's documentary ''The Resurrection of Chris Chan'', though the first four volumes of the Goddess Logs were sent over to 14 Branchland Ct, the fifth volume, which details Chris's stay at [[Western State Hospital]], was severely deteriorated from water damage before anyone could get a copy.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]</ref>

===Heart Torch of Fail===
{{See also|Heart Torch of Fail}}

The [[Heart Torch of Fail]] was a torch made of [[Pixelblocks]] that has an unknown significance to the [[Love Quest]]. The torch was made sometime before or during [[2005]] as it appears in [[Sonichu 4]], which was produced in the year [[2005]]. Since its appearance in [[2005]], it has never been seen since likely, being destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], thereby making it lost.

===Medallions===
{{See also|Medallions}}

The [[Medallions]] refers to the [[Sonichu]] [[Medallions]] made by [[Chris]] over the course of his life. The prototype medallion which [[Chris]] wore in [[2004]] as it is mentioned in the [[Autism papers]] disappeared after this year and is believed to be lost in the literal sense.

===Red String of Fate===
{{See also|Red String of Fate}}

The [[Red String of Fate]] was a string with a paper heart attached on the end designed to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] created on 1 [[August 2004]]. In [[anime]] like [[Excel Saga]], of which Chris likely got the idea from as he watched [[Excel Saga]] before creating the [[Red String of Fate]],<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160827014324/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//SchusNews3.htm</ref> the [[red string]] is used as a metaphor to in courting love. However, [[Chris]] did not see the metaphor and would throw the [[red string]] at women in the hopes of "reeling" them in. On 5 [[August 2004]] a [[Jerkop|mall security guard]] confiscated it and it has never resurfaced, likely being destroyed and thereby lost.

===The Wall of Originals===
{{See also|The Wall of Originals}}

[[The Wall of Originals]] was a wall covered in Chris's customized [[Pokémon]] cards. Most of the cards from the wall were destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], although some survived as revealed in a [[July 2017]] tweet and [[Chris]] listing the surviving cards on [[eBay]] in [[June 2018]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Holographic_cards</ref>

==Lost and Found Media==

{{Quote|I will try, if chance favours my wishes, to seek for you the Germanic Wars of Pliny the Elder.|Symmachus, Letters, 4.18.5}}

===2021 Lost Commissions===
{{See also|2021 Lost Commissions}}

The [[2021 Lost Commissions]] were a series of commissioned art created in the summer of 2021 for the [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]] fundraiser. Due to Chris's arrest for incest these works were never delivered and remained lost at [[14 Branchland Court]] until Chris reacquired them after his release. These works would then be listed on [[OfficialCWCmart]] on 15 [[October 2023]].

===An Interview with the Chris-Chan===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

An Interview with the Chris-Chan was Chris's first interview after trolling began occurring on or before 17 [[October 2008]]<ref>Date determined from [https://web.archive.org/web/20081021045439/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive10#An_interview ED Chris-chan talk page, Archive10]</ref> being hosted on [[PSN]] and being uploaded to Youtube. It is notable for being the first video appearance of [[Barb]]. Sometime after the video was removed from Youtube for "violating YouTube's policy on hate speech" until it was rediscovered and re-uploaded on 27 [[January 2017]].

===BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7 (full recording)===
{{See also|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7}}

A recorded PSN chat between Chris, [[Bob]], and "[[Julie]]" lasting approximately twenty minutes. The first nine minutes and eighteen seconds of the chat were preserved, but the recording abruptly ends while Bob is discussing his music collection. The lost portion of the call includes Bob talking about his health problems and [[Cherokee]] heritage, followed by goodbyes and the trolls talking among themselves. A full copy of the call was located on [[statustjej]]'s hard drive, who promptly uploaded it to the Internet Archive.

===Chris-chan Discusses...===
{{See also|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] is a series of interviews conducted by Larry Bundy and [[Chris]] conducted over [[June 2009]] and uploaded to Youtube over [[July 2009]]. However the releases over [[July 2009]] were only extracts from the full interviews of which were not released until 30 [[August 2012]].

===[[Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg]]===
[[File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The screencap.]]
On 30 [[March 2011]], [[CWCki]] editor [[User:Riley Martin|Riley Martin]] uploaded [[:File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|a mysterious picture]] to the site. Not much was known about the image besides the little information the editor gave:
{{quoteboxred|From some mysterious video. Chris’ face never changes from that smile, and he never stops staring. Don’t ask where it’s from.}}

Later the same day, a CWCki editor would ask for the source of the screencap on its talk page, but didn't receive any reply. Riley Martin has not edited the CWCki since 26 [[February 2012]], making the original video and its context lost for over a decade.

YouTube user [[Statustjej]] finally uploaded the clip on 10 [[October 2025]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>

===Chris Sex Logs (Audio)===
{{See also|Chris Sex Logs}}

On 27 [[September 2008]] [[PandaHalo]] released a series of Skype chats in which Chris discussed with her a variety of subjects related to [[sex]]. While the transcript of the chats is available, the audio accompanying the chats was lost for over 10 years except for a 5:30-minute snippet.<ref>https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1</ref> The audio was later uploaded to the Internet Archive by [[Statustjej]].<ref>https://archive.org/details/lost-chrischan-pandahalo-audio-logs</ref>

===CopperCab Interview===
{{See also|CopperCab}}

The CopperCab Interview is an interview between Claire Kittrell, known on Youtube as CopperCab, and [[Chris]] uploaded on 23 [[October 2017]]. However the interview uploaded was not the full interview as indicated by the "Part 2 Tomorrow!" at the end of the video. However Part 2 was not uploaded on 24 [[October 2017]] leading to the assumption that Part 2 would never be released making it lost. However Part 2 was released on 5 [[August 2021]].

===CWC is Angry===
{{See also|CWC is Angry}}

[[CWC is Angry]] is a video released in [[August 2007]] in which Chris shoots at a picture of [[Adam Stackhouse]] with the [[Megatron pistol]] and is notable for being Chris's last video before he got trolled. Sometime after, the video was lost as [[Adam Stackhouse]] in a comment made on or before 8 April 2009 mentions the video being lost,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130408113141/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments, user 1693productions]</ref> later in [[April 2009]] the video was found.

===Fiona Facetime Video - Hair Twirling===
{{see also|Fiona Facetime Videos}}

Three videos of [[Fiona]] and Chris interacting over Facetime were censored on the CWCki. This was due to the Suitress Policy, which at one point called for censoring Fiona's appearances. The policy was relaxed on March 2022, now allowing for her face to be shown in videos and first name to be used in transcripts. This led to two of the three videos becoming uncensored, but one of the videos, Hair Twirling, remained censored because the uncensored video was lost for some time. The source for the original video was later found.

===Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)===
{{See also|Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)}}

[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)]] refers to the original interview conducted between members do the Internet Dream Lounge and [[Chris]] that took place on 4 [[September 2017]]. However upon negative feedback this interview was not uploaded, making it lost, while a second interview was held which was uploaded on 8 [[October 2017]]. However in [[August 2020]] the file of the unused first interview was leaked making it found.

===IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court===
{{See also|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}

The [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]] as the title suggests was a tour of Chris's home that occurred on 31 [[August 2014]] with [[Chris]] giving the tour to [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]]. The audio and slideshow of the tour were posted to [[Cousin Al]]'s YouTube channel on 8 [[September 2014]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/irl-tour-of-14-bc-audio.8231/ ([https://archive.ph/JqIx8 archive])</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150311043032/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4w28lQAON0</ref> Al's YouTube channel was subsequently terminated leading to the video of the audio and slideshow becoming lost. However, as of 6 [[August 2022]], a copy of the video was found.

===Jackson Dalton Interview===
{{See also|Jackson Dalton}}

The [[Jackson Dalton]] Interview was an interview between Jackson Dalton and [[Chris]] that occurred on 4 [[January 2019]] and uploaded to Youtube on 8 [[January 2019]] however the interview posted was edited and was not the full interview. Shortly after the upload the interview was taken down by Dalton due to poor reception, but was archived, while the unedited version was not released leading to the assumption it would never be released and thereby making it lost. However on 13 [[February 2020]] Dalton uploaded the full unedited interview.

===Manchester High Leaks===
{{See also|Manchester High Leaks}}

The [[Manchester High Leaks]] is a series of high school assignments from Chris's junior year between [[1998]] and [[1999]].<ref>https://archive.ph/4xcbm</ref> It was thought that these documents were permanently lost in the [[2014 house fire]] as before the fire these documents had not surfaced leading to them being considered lost even before the fire. However, [[Cousin Al]] on [[June 2014]] after digging through Chris's trash, found these documents though they were damaged from the [[2014 house fire]].

===Power (Document)===
{{See also|Power}}

[[Power]] was a zip file containing three videos of [[Chris]] performing acts of strength to impress [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which was leaked by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Along with the three videos contained an edited audio file of "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. While the videos and audio files are available, the "special thanks" document was lost for a while until its contents were confirmed by statustjej in the comments of the creepy smile video.

===Rental House Tour===
{{See also|Rental House Tour}}

The [[Rental House Tour]] was a tour of Chris' temporary house in the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]] recorded by [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]] on 31 [[August 2014]]. Sometime before or on 6 [[March 2019]] the video had been lost.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lost-cwcki-links.54097/</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/uuKkf</ref> However, on 14 and 19 [[April 2019]] the 1st and 2nd halves of the recording were found.

===Scrapbook of Fail===
{{See also|Scrapbook of Fail}}

The [[Scrapbook of Fail]] are two binders containing every comic [[Chris]] has ever drawn including [[Sonichu]]. After the [[2014 house fire]] the scrapbook stopped being mentioned leading to the belief that it had been lost as reported by [[Sachumo]]<ref>https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s?t=3420</ref> however, in [[November 2015]] [[Chris]] revealed the scrapbook had been found and survived the fire.

===ShecameforCWC.JPG===
{{See also|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}

[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] is a pornographic drawing consisting of [[Chris]] vaginally stimulating [[Megan Schroeder]] uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on 11 [[November 2007]]. On 4 [[November 2013]], and again in [[January 2018]], Chris claimed that he had destroyed the original drawing, leading to the assumption that it was lost media<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2013_Facebook_Posts#That_Dang_Drawing</ref><ref>[[Brianfrogboy chats#shecameforcwc]]</ref>. However, on 23 [[April 2018]], Chris listed [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] for sale on his [[eBay]], which was bought by the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. It turned out that Chris had not truly destroyed the drawing but cut it up into squares - making it easy to reassemble - before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]]. It is unknown what the Teen Troon Squad have done with the drawing but it can be presumed they still own it, though they have not shown it off.

===Simonchu===
{{See also|Simonchu}}

[[Simonchu]] was a parody comic of [[Sonichu]] staring the eponymous character Simonchu created on 26 [[August 2008]]. As the comic was hosted on [[Asperpedia]] which shut down in [[2010]] and the archive of Simonchu has its file link request invalidated the comic was lost aside from some fragments.<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/simonchu-the-lost-fancomic.10338/#post-809780</ref><ref>https://imgur.com/fWC2lw3,1B7ulIl,GIIC5w1,eu84mkL,5eeYSx1,aNUzCR8,7eoGNbq,53ilnRW,i6xiNk6,3FirXzm,lrcSkRr,oQHqVSK,CYo0pA6,3ZTtGWC</ref> The full comic was lost for over a decade until [[Statustjej]] uploaded it to the Internet Archive on 27 [[October 2025]].<ref>https://archive.org/details/simonchu-comic-book-issue-0</ref>

===The Classic===
{{See also|The Classic}}

[[The Classic]] refers to Chris's red and blue rugby shirt that he wore in many of his videos. It was thought that this shirt was destroyed and thereby lost in the [[2014 house fire]]. However, in [[April 2017]] [[Chris]] found [[The Classic]]. However, on 10 [[August 2018]] [[Barb]] threw away [[The Classic]] as revealed in a text to the [[Teen Troon Squad]] from [[Chris]], thereby making [[The Classic]] lost again.<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/651071.html#q687492</ref>

===The Sonichu Chronicles (Slides)===
{{See also|The Sonichu Chronicles}}

[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] was a PowerPoint presentation made by [[Chris]] in [[January 2009]] and was presented to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] as to give ideas on a [[Sonichu]] game. The contents of the slides are known as Chris in [[November 2009]] displayed them in the two part video [[Sonichu Powerpoint]]. However, the PowerPoint file was missing, making the slides lost for over a decade until [[Statustjej]] uploaded them to the Internet Archive on 21 October 2025.<ref>https://archive.org/details/the-sonichu-chronicles</ref>

===Sonichu Home Club (Videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Home Club}}

The [[Sonichu Home Club]] was an online event hosted on Chris's [[PS3]] through an online network. The purpose of these events was to gather [[TRUE and HONEST]] fans of [[Sonichu]], however, it appears these events were done by [[Chris]] in the hope of receiving praise. Two of these events occurred and had videos made about them by [[Vivian Gee]], but they were deleted. However, they were soon reuploaded in 2017 by CWCville Archives.

==Unknown Lost Media==
While this article has listed lost media associated with [[Chris]], this is the only lost media known to have existed and is now lost. It is almost certain that there are hundreds if not thousands of pieces of lost media around [[Chris]] that were never known or never released publicly or were never archived and have been lost. One can only speculate what has not been released or what has been lost over the course of Chris's life. Moreover, one can only speculate on what is waiting to be found.

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The Black Tape

2025-11-02T11:43:45Z

Zillachu:

{{Honest}}

The "'''Black Tape'''" is the unofficial name given to an audio recording of a [[Skype]] call between Chris, [[Jackie]] and some other trolls that involved Chris being emotionally distraught at the [[Death of Bob Chandler|death of his father]].

Some time between 7 and 8 [[September 2011]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and the other trolls attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; and Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived, the call was deemed to be so upsetting and morose that the trolls who had the call in their possession opted to never release it to the public. What makes this stand out is that the trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once.

As of 2025, the Black Tape remains a piece of [[Lost Media]]. It either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]</ref>

==Jackie Email==

On 9 [[June 2013]], Marvin leaked the very last email that Chris had sent to Jackie, where he unexpectedly talks about the death of Bob.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140725173604/http://cwckiforums.com/threads/undropped-jackie-email-september-7-2011.1185/</ref>

The next day, Marvin then answered in response to a user's comment,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140726104035/http://cwckiforums.com/threads/undropped-jackie-email-september-7-2011.1185/page-5</ref> "As for the rest of the Jackie mails... I hope they illustrate how Chris felt about [[Bob]]'s death a little bit more. Marvin has said numerous times that Bob's death really fucked up Chris, but it's been hard to see. Even this e-mail could be seen as Chris being angry at the Reaper for BEAKING HIS PROMISE, rather than him being devastated by his father's death.":

{{quoteboxgreen|He kinda got worse past this point. Hell, he might've been worse before it too and just calmed down a bit to bitch about the broken promise. I don't remember the details. He was sobbing at times though. I do remember that.}}

The topic was then split to a separate thread by forum administration in which users discussed the unreleased call.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140725191255/cwckiforums.com/threads/black-tape-chris-call-where-he-mourns-bob.1201/</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "You heard him?":

{{quoteboxgreen|Yes.}}

The other user replied, "The implications! Can we get to know more?".

Another user commented, "I would guess some evil trolls hacked Jackie's skype and listened in. I also doubt any of that would ever be released as there's no humour and I think even OPL gets to have some privacy when he grieves."

Marvin replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|This. That stuff's not getting out.}}

==Interview with Marvin==

Marvin had given further details about the tape on 14 July 2025 after a Kiwi Farms user asked him about it:<ref>[https://kiwifarms.st/members/marvin.195/#profile-post-633073 Post on Marvin's Kiwi Farms Profile]</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Osama Bin Laden|I know it's been 10+ years ago at this point, but I am a bit curious about "The Black Tape". I don't want specific details, but are you able to tell me what the vibe/mood was at the time for you and/or Chris? Was Chris inconsolable at that point? I know he took Bob's death pretty hard, but I guess I'm looking at it in more of an insightful angle.

Edit: I may have found my answer: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/undropped-jackie-email-september-7-2011.1185/

its fine if you dont want to answer}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Marvin|My memory of it is fuzzy today as well but some details stuck.

Yeah, he was pretty much inconsolable. Chris was a manchild and because Barb was the coddling parent while Bob was sort of the hardass, Chris sorta took Bob for granted up until the end. But he really loved Bob more than I think even he realized at the time until he was gone. The thing was, like sure, he'd cuddle with Barb and watch TV, but much of his daylight hours and time outside of the house were often spent socializing with Bob. They'd go out and get lunch or breakfast and sit and talk. Bob was his main social outside aside from us.

So when Bob died, and especially because Chris being a naive manchild, didn't see it coming, it hit him like a ton of bricks. He was sobbing, like the sort of sobbing you see with really distraught people on the news during a crisis.

The calls involved some chick (or some of the guy trolls) talking to Chris over skype, but streaming the call over to the group in real time. And invariably, someone in the group would be recording from that livestream. This is where all the recordings came from.

So we were all sitting around, and sure, we figured Chris would be a little sad, but we never expected a spectacle like *that*. So when it happened and the troll (forget who it was) awkwardly consoled Chris and hung up, we agreed that was one recording that never needed to see the light of day.

I'm sure it's floating around on and old hard drive in someone's basement somewhere. Though none I have. I used to be a pretty spergy digital hoarder, but I gave that up long ago. I'm sure whatever hard drive of mine had it is dead in a landfill somewhere. Probably an old sata drive, considering the timeframe.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Osama Bin Laden|Thanks for your insightful answer. That's the kind of vibe I got from reading the email you posted. I read it and thought, "I feel like Chris would cry like how a mother loses her child, kind of war cry". I felt that Chris would scream and cry in a way that you would know it fucked him up. I guess my last question is, do you know how long that call was? I am curious to know if this was an hour of the trolls talking to Chris, or was it a multi-hour thing listening to Chris cry about it.

I think you guys made the right choice in not releasing it because I don't know how I would feel seeing Chris so emotional.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Marvin|Frankly I think it might've been a half an hour or less. It really took us by surprise and the troll on the phone had nothing really to say to him. It was a lot of awkward silences.}}

== See also ==
* [[Chris and death]]
* [[Death of Bob Chandler]]
* [[Jackie E-mails 31]]

{{References}}

{{SecondExile}}

Excommunication letter

2025-07-28T19:42:46Z

Zillachu:

On 7 August 2022, [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] wrote an '''excommunication letter''' to Chris following Chris requesting him and Helena Fiorenza to start a $150,000 fundraiser to move Barbara out of [[14 Branchland Court]], and Chris writing about his mother being "zombie-like" even before June 2021, when he started his [[Affair with Mother|affair with her]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>

Chris never responded to the letter. Instead he opted to use his postage to send [[jail art]] to [[Praetor]] in hopes of making money. On 17 [[September 2022]] Kenneth acknowledged that his ten-month correspondence with Chris was probably over.<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/christian-weston-chandler-%E2%80%9Cchris-chan%E2%80%9D-christine-weston-chandler.1239/page-5 ([https://archive.ph/cANab archive])</ref>
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==Kenneth's Letter==

{{quoteboxonion|Christine: This is how it will come together.

We are envisioning a diverse multiverse of characters. Sonichen and Rosechen will be fully integrated.

I am going to envision inclusiveness among the Autism/Asperger Community (neurodiversity)

I am going to allow a high degree automony in character development.

[[File:KenglePlanets.JPG|200px]]

Sonichu and Rosechu will be completely <u>broken down and recreated from scratch.</u>

Christine: Me, eels and eggman and Helena were very upset over your previous letters on wishing for Barbara to kick
}}

{{quoteboxonion|the bucket as well as your shady fundraiser to raise $150,000 and pushing Barbara into a nursing home.

I can't imagine the horror of that poor woman being raped. Let's call it for it really is.

Let me be frank: There will be no fundraiser by me, Eels, Helena or Caden. Not now, not ever.

Christine you cannot be the face of Sonichu and Rosechu in the Sonichu Project. You are being excommunicated and cast out. This was the concensus betwee[sic] me, Eels, and Helena.}}

==Gallery==

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{{References}}
{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

List of geographic areas

2025-05-11T14:38:22Z

Zillachu: /* Red Oak */

{{Incomplete|Mention of Ukraine|Mention of Ireland}}

'''Geographic areas''' ranging from countries, states, and towns have been mentioned by Chris.

==Chris and the rest of Virginia==
===Fredericksburg===
Chris once claimed in a conversation with a fan from the city of [[wikipedia:Fredericksburg, Virginia|Fredericksburg, Virginia]] that he had passed through his hometown on the way to Corrina's house "a few times".<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref> It is not clear why Chris would have had to pass through Fredericksburg on the way to Corrina's, as that city is north of Richmond and nowhere near Red Oak.

Chris has also mentioned Fredericksburg as the place where he and [[Barbara]] bought [[Clover and Snoopy]] in 2012,<ref>[[May 2012 Facebook posts#These poor fucking dogs]]</ref> and he has stated that the city of [[CWCville]] is located "to the north to north-east" of Fredericksburg.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10]]</ref>

===Red Oak===
Back when the Chandlers were still on speaking terms with their relatives outside of Ruckersville, they would make occasional trips to Barb's hometown of [[Wikipedia: Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak]] (or, as Chris tends to spell it, "Redoak"), a remote unincorporated community in the [[wikipedia:Southside Virginia|Southside]] region of Virginia, to visit Barb's sister [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]] and her family. It was here that the Chandlers picked [[Patti]] out of Corrina's litter. After her death in February 2009, they came to Red Oak to take part in her funeral.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]</ref> [[Message for John Kyle|In a 2013 video]], Chris claims that everyone living in Red Oak after Corrina's death hates the Chandlers.

Despite his later claims about being hated after Corrina's death, Chris visited Red Oak again over the weekend of 27-28 [[June 2009]] to attend the wedding of his cousin [[Minor Family Members#Jonathan Carey|Jonathan Carey]]. This happened to be the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically passed away, hours after being hit on the head during a rough airplane landing.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20090804151707/http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529350,00.html</ref> In a July 2009 [[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS|interview with Guru Larry]], Chris mentions this trip as an alibi to prove that he could not have been the one piloting the plane Billy was on shortly before his death.

Chris and Barb visited Red Oak in April 2012 (shortly after Chris [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]) to plant flowers at her father's and Corrina's graves, but they did not visit their living family members as they were all "busy". Instead Chris and Barb stayed at a hotel in nearby [[Wikipedia: Clarksville, Virginia|Clarksville]].<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Vacation]]</ref><ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#The Hooker and a Court Date]]</ref>

===Other===
Other Virginia cities outside of the Richmond and Charlottesville areas which Chris has visited include [[BrickFest|Arlington]], [[Lynchburg_and_Big_Island,_VA#Bedford|Bedford]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|Gooch]][[Chris_Kisses_Rosechu|land]], [[James Madison University|Harr]][[Madicon|ison]][[A browsing around an ol' playground|burg]], [[Chris_and_mental_healthcare#Psychiatric_Papers|Mount Sidney]], [[Midnight Moonflower|Newport News]], [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Game_Junkies|Roanoke]], [[Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan|Staun]][[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|ton]] and [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Williamsburg_Premium_Outlets|Williamsburg]].

==Chris and the rest of the United States==
{{quote|Traveling without a map<br>Is like traveling with no map|[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]}}
While Chris has rarely left his home state of Virginia, he has occasionally been to other states. In particular, since 2017, he has attended several [[conventions]] outside of Virginia.

===States Chris has visited===

====California====
Circa July 1989, Chris went on a trip to San Francisco, California for [[Cole Smithey|his half-brother's]] birthday <ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref><ref>[[Rental House Tour#Time to go]]</ref> [[Barbara]] described the flight as "painful",<ref>[[Rental House Tour#Barb's family heritage]]</ref> but it is not clear if she was referring to the ordinary discomforts of air travel or if Chris's autism presented additional difficulties. Chris expressed an interest in returning to the San Francisco Bay Area for the [[2020]] and [[2021]] [[BABSCon]] convention, but [[Chris and money|financial circumstances]] and the [[COVID-19]] pandemic prevented him from doing so.

Some of the people who have gotten involved with Chris have lived in California. These include [[Clyde Cash]], [[Idea Guys|Joshua Wise]],<ref name=cwctara>[[December 2018 social media posts#Cyberbullying experiences]]</ref> [[Jacob Sockness]],<ref>[[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]]</ref> [[Naught]], and [[The WCT]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE]]</ref>

====Maryland====
Chris attended [[BronyCon]] in Baltimore in 2017, 2018, and 2019. He also attended [[MAGfest]], held in the Maryland suburbs of Washington, D.C., in 2018.

====North Carolina====
In [[January 2024]], Chris attended the [[Animate! Raleigh]] convention in Raleigh, North Carolina.

====Ohio====
Chris made an ill-fated [[Ohio trip|road trip to Cleveland, Ohio]] to visit [[BlueSpike|Julie]] in [[February 2009]]. The exact route of Chris's trip is unknown, but it likely involved passing through West Virginia, Maryland, and Pennsylvania, which would also make it the only time Chris is known to have been in West Virginia.

====Pennsylvania====
Chris attended [[TooManyGames]] in the Philadelphia area. He also drove to Philadelphia on a separate occasion to deliver a package to a [[carpetbagger]] and attempt to visit [[emgo316]], a popular YouTuber.<ref>[[Pennsylvania Trip]]</ref>

====Texas====
In [[May 2024]], Chris was spotted alone outside of a boarding gate at [[wikipedia:Dallas Fort Worth International Airport|Dallas Fort Worth International Airport]] in [[Wikipedia:Dallas|Dallas]], [[Wikipedia:Texas|Texas]]. <ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Dallas Airport]]</ref> In light of his later sightings in Finland (see below), it is likely he in Dallas on a layover from Helsinki back to Virginia, as Dallas Fort Worth has direct service both to Helsinki (via Finnair, Finland's flag carrier) and airports in Virginia.

====Washington, D.C.====
Growing up in the Richmond area, which is about two hours south of Washington, D.C., Chris would likely have gone to the city at least once for the occasional school field trip to see sites like the {{w|National Mall}}.

On 24 [[March 2012]], Chris attended a ''MythBusters'' live show in Washington, D.C.

===States Chris has not visited===

====Kentucky====
Stephen Boyd, of the [[Idea Guys]], lived in Kentucky at the time. While under their influence, Chris had mailed items such as video games to a Kentucky address for [[Gwen Mikoto]], an alias used by Boyd.<ref>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref> In [[December 2018]], Chris complained over Twitter of how he and [[Guard Dogs|his friends]] had tried to report Boyd to Kentucky authorities but that nothing had come of it.<ref name=cwctara></ref>

====Massachusetts====
In spring of [[2009]], the Chandler family began seriously planning a trip to Boston, Massachussetts to visit Chris's then-sweetheart [[Ivy]], who allegedly lived there. These plans fell through after [[Rocky]] tried to get the police to investigate her, causing her to break up with him.

====Tennesseee====
In ''[[Sonichu 7]]'', [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] travel to {{w|Clarksville, Tennessee}} to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] at the [[4-cent_garbage]] headquarters. This is in reference to Clarksville being Jason's real-life hometown. The website is headquartered in a 72-story skyscraper, which is implausibly large for a city of Clarksville's size.

====Washington====
Chris had a chance of getting to go to the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention near Seattle, Washington in [[August 2021]], but he was [[ban]]ned from attending after news of his incestuous relationship with his mother came to light.

==Chris and the rest of the world==
For the first 42 years of his life, Chris never set foot outside of the United States. He did ship items internationally, and he once sent a [[Hair#Hair mail|lock of his hair]] to a fan in Mexico, but that was the closest he had ever gotten to traveling abroad. When asked which countries he would most like to visit in 2008, he mentioned [[Anime|Japan]], England and France.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref> When asked the same question again in 2019, his answer had changed to England, Japan, Canada and "maybe [[Nazis|Germany]], [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scotland and Ireland]]".<ref>[[Twitter Q&A]]</ref> In a November 2023 livestream, in response to a fan's question on where he would like to travel, he named London, England.<ref>[[Medallion Moulding Q&A]]</ref> Except for Japan, all the countries Chris has expressed an interest in visiting are places he has [[Family tree|ancestors]] from (or at least believes he does).
===Australia===
The troll sweetheart [[PandaHalo]] claimed to be from Australia.

===England===
Chris and his mother [[Barbara]] believe they trace their lineage to [[Anne Boleyn]] of England.

===Finland===
{{main|Finland}}
Chris was spotted with [[Flutter]] in Helsinki, Finland in [[April 2024]],<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Arabia Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref> [[September 2024]] and [[December 2024]], his first known trips to a foreign country.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Normal, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref><ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref> The fact that Chris was able to enter Finland indicates that he is in possession of a United States passport, something he has never previously mentioned.

===Japan===
{{main|Japan}}
Chris loves Japanese media, especially [[anime]] and [[video games]], and prefers it over American alternatives. However, his knowledge of Japan is very shallow, mostly based on anime and stereotypes, and he shows strong brand loyalty to Japanese products like [[PlayStation]] and [[Nintendo]].

===Russia===
{{main|Russia}}
Chris views Russia, as an adversary not due to its often-hostile relationship to America but due to its anti-[[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] laws. He also blames Russia for the [[Pmurt|2016 U.S. election]] and links Russia to [[My Little Pony Generation 5]], seeing it as Russian propaganda.

==See also==
*[[Chris's homes]]
==External links==
*[https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&authuser=0&mid=zRKPdehJdqbk.kzCv_0unglZg Google Maps listing of some Virginia locations]
{{References}}

{{Lists}}
{{Places}}

List of geographic areas

2025-05-11T14:36:13Z

Zillachu: /* Washington, D.C. */

{{Incomplete|Mention of Ukraine|Mention of Ireland}}

'''Geographic areas''' ranging from countries, states, and towns have been mentioned by Chris.

==Chris and the rest of Virginia==
===Fredericksburg===
Chris once claimed in a conversation with a fan from the city of [[wikipedia:Fredericksburg, Virginia|Fredericksburg, Virginia]] that he had passed through his hometown on the way to Corrina's house "a few times".<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref> It is not clear why Chris would have had to pass through Fredericksburg on the way to Corrina's, as that city is north of Richmond and nowhere near Red Oak.

Chris has also mentioned Fredericksburg as the place where he and [[Barbara]] bought [[Clover and Snoopy]] in 2012,<ref>[[May 2012 Facebook posts#These poor fucking dogs]]</ref> and he has stated that the city of [[CWCville]] is located "to the north to north-east" of Fredericksburg.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10]]</ref>

===Red Oak===
Back when the Chandlers were still on speaking terms with their relatives outside of Ruckersville, they would make occasional trips to Barb's hometown of [[Wikipedia: Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak]] (or, as Chris tends to spell it, "Redoak"), a backwoods settlement in the [[wikipedia:Southside Virginia|Southside]] region of Virginia, to visit Barb's sister [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]] and her family. It was here that the Chandlers picked [[Patti]] out of Corrina's litter. After her death in February 2009, they came to Red Oak to take part in her funeral.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]</ref> [[Message for John Kyle|In a 2013 video]], Chris claims that everyone living in Red Oak after Corrina's death hates the Chandlers.

Despite his later claims about being hated after Corrina's death, Chris visited Red Oak again over the weekend of 27-28 [[June 2009]] to attend the wedding of his cousin [[Minor Family Members#Jonathan Carey|Jonathan Carey]]. This happened to be the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically passed away, hours after being hit on the head during a rough airplane landing.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20090804151707/http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529350,00.html</ref> In a July 2009 [[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS|interview with Guru Larry]], Chris mentions this trip as an alibi to prove that he could not have been the one piloting the plane Billy was on shortly before his death.

Chris and Barb visited Red Oak in April 2012 (shortly after Chris [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]) to plant flowers at her father's and Corrina's graves, but they did not visit their living family members as they were all "busy". Instead Chris and Barb stayed at a hotel in nearby [[Wikipedia: Clarksville, Virginia|Clarksville]].<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Vacation]]</ref><ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#The Hooker and a Court Date]]</ref>

===Other===
Other Virginia cities outside of the Richmond and Charlottesville areas which Chris has visited include [[BrickFest|Arlington]], [[Lynchburg_and_Big_Island,_VA#Bedford|Bedford]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|Gooch]][[Chris_Kisses_Rosechu|land]], [[James Madison University|Harr]][[Madicon|ison]][[A browsing around an ol' playground|burg]], [[Chris_and_mental_healthcare#Psychiatric_Papers|Mount Sidney]], [[Midnight Moonflower|Newport News]], [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Game_Junkies|Roanoke]], [[Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan|Staun]][[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|ton]] and [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Williamsburg_Premium_Outlets|Williamsburg]].

==Chris and the rest of the United States==
{{quote|Traveling without a map<br>Is like traveling with no map|[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]}}
While Chris has rarely left his home state of Virginia, he has occasionally been to other states. In particular, since 2017, he has attended several [[conventions]] outside of Virginia.

===States Chris has visited===

====California====
Circa July 1989, Chris went on a trip to San Francisco, California for [[Cole Smithey|his half-brother's]] birthday <ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref><ref>[[Rental House Tour#Time to go]]</ref> [[Barbara]] described the flight as "painful",<ref>[[Rental House Tour#Barb's family heritage]]</ref> but it is not clear if she was referring to the ordinary discomforts of air travel or if Chris's autism presented additional difficulties. Chris expressed an interest in returning to the San Francisco Bay Area for the [[2020]] and [[2021]] [[BABSCon]] convention, but [[Chris and money|financial circumstances]] and the [[COVID-19]] pandemic prevented him from doing so.

Some of the people who have gotten involved with Chris have lived in California. These include [[Clyde Cash]], [[Idea Guys|Joshua Wise]],<ref name=cwctara>[[December 2018 social media posts#Cyberbullying experiences]]</ref> [[Jacob Sockness]],<ref>[[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]]</ref> [[Naught]], and [[The WCT]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE]]</ref>

====Maryland====
Chris attended [[BronyCon]] in Baltimore in 2017, 2018, and 2019. He also attended [[MAGfest]], held in the Maryland suburbs of Washington, D.C., in 2018.

====North Carolina====
In [[January 2024]], Chris attended the [[Animate! Raleigh]] convention in Raleigh, North Carolina.

====Ohio====
Chris made an ill-fated [[Ohio trip|road trip to Cleveland, Ohio]] to visit [[BlueSpike|Julie]] in [[February 2009]]. The exact route of Chris's trip is unknown, but it likely involved passing through West Virginia, Maryland, and Pennsylvania, which would also make it the only time Chris is known to have been in West Virginia.

====Pennsylvania====
Chris attended [[TooManyGames]] in the Philadelphia area. He also drove to Philadelphia on a separate occasion to deliver a package to a [[carpetbagger]] and attempt to visit [[emgo316]], a popular YouTuber.<ref>[[Pennsylvania Trip]]</ref>

====Texas====
In [[May 2024]], Chris was spotted alone outside of a boarding gate at [[wikipedia:Dallas Fort Worth International Airport|Dallas Fort Worth International Airport]] in [[Wikipedia:Dallas|Dallas]], [[Wikipedia:Texas|Texas]]. <ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Dallas Airport]]</ref> In light of his later sightings in Finland (see below), it is likely he in Dallas on a layover from Helsinki back to Virginia, as Dallas Fort Worth has direct service both to Helsinki (via Finnair, Finland's flag carrier) and airports in Virginia.

====Washington, D.C.====
Growing up in the Richmond area, which is about two hours south of Washington, D.C., Chris would likely have gone to the city at least once for the occasional school field trip to see sites like the {{w|National Mall}}.

On 24 [[March 2012]], Chris attended a ''MythBusters'' live show in Washington, D.C.

===States Chris has not visited===

====Kentucky====
Stephen Boyd, of the [[Idea Guys]], lived in Kentucky at the time. While under their influence, Chris had mailed items such as video games to a Kentucky address for [[Gwen Mikoto]], an alias used by Boyd.<ref>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref> In [[December 2018]], Chris complained over Twitter of how he and [[Guard Dogs|his friends]] had tried to report Boyd to Kentucky authorities but that nothing had come of it.<ref name=cwctara></ref>

====Massachusetts====
In spring of [[2009]], the Chandler family began seriously planning a trip to Boston, Massachussetts to visit Chris's then-sweetheart [[Ivy]], who allegedly lived there. These plans fell through after [[Rocky]] tried to get the police to investigate her, causing her to break up with him.

====Tennesseee====
In ''[[Sonichu 7]]'', [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] travel to {{w|Clarksville, Tennessee}} to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] at the [[4-cent_garbage]] headquarters. This is in reference to Clarksville being Jason's real-life hometown. The website is headquartered in a 72-story skyscraper, which is implausibly large for a city of Clarksville's size.

====Washington====
Chris had a chance of getting to go to the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention near Seattle, Washington in [[August 2021]], but he was [[ban]]ned from attending after news of his incestuous relationship with his mother came to light.

==Chris and the rest of the world==
For the first 42 years of his life, Chris never set foot outside of the United States. He did ship items internationally, and he once sent a [[Hair#Hair mail|lock of his hair]] to a fan in Mexico, but that was the closest he had ever gotten to traveling abroad. When asked which countries he would most like to visit in 2008, he mentioned [[Anime|Japan]], England and France.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref> When asked the same question again in 2019, his answer had changed to England, Japan, Canada and "maybe [[Nazis|Germany]], [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scotland and Ireland]]".<ref>[[Twitter Q&A]]</ref> In a November 2023 livestream, in response to a fan's question on where he would like to travel, he named London, England.<ref>[[Medallion Moulding Q&A]]</ref> Except for Japan, all the countries Chris has expressed an interest in visiting are places he has [[Family tree|ancestors]] from (or at least believes he does).
===Australia===
The troll sweetheart [[PandaHalo]] claimed to be from Australia.

===England===
Chris and his mother [[Barbara]] believe they trace their lineage to [[Anne Boleyn]] of England.

===Finland===
{{main|Finland}}
Chris was spotted with [[Flutter]] in Helsinki, Finland in [[April 2024]],<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Arabia Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref> [[September 2024]] and [[December 2024]], his first known trips to a foreign country.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Normal, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref><ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref> The fact that Chris was able to enter Finland indicates that he is in possession of a United States passport, something he has never previously mentioned.

===Japan===
{{main|Japan}}
Chris loves Japanese media, especially [[anime]] and [[video games]], and prefers it over American alternatives. However, his knowledge of Japan is very shallow, mostly based on anime and stereotypes, and he shows strong brand loyalty to Japanese products like [[PlayStation]] and [[Nintendo]].

===Russia===
{{main|Russia}}
Chris views Russia, as an adversary not due to its often-hostile relationship to America but due to its anti-[[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] laws. He also blames Russia for the [[Pmurt|2016 U.S. election]] and links Russia to [[My Little Pony Generation 5]], seeing it as Russian propaganda.

==See also==
*[[Chris's homes]]
==External links==
*[https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&authuser=0&mid=zRKPdehJdqbk.kzCv_0unglZg Google Maps listing of some Virginia locations]
{{References}}

{{Lists}}
{{Places}}

List of geographic areas

2025-05-11T14:34:41Z

Zillachu: /* Texas */

{{Incomplete|Mention of Ukraine|Mention of Ireland}}

'''Geographic areas''' ranging from countries, states, and towns have been mentioned by Chris.

==Chris and the rest of Virginia==
===Fredericksburg===
Chris once claimed in a conversation with a fan from the city of [[wikipedia:Fredericksburg, Virginia|Fredericksburg, Virginia]] that he had passed through his hometown on the way to Corrina's house "a few times".<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref> It is not clear why Chris would have had to pass through Fredericksburg on the way to Corrina's, as that city is north of Richmond and nowhere near Red Oak.

Chris has also mentioned Fredericksburg as the place where he and [[Barbara]] bought [[Clover and Snoopy]] in 2012,<ref>[[May 2012 Facebook posts#These poor fucking dogs]]</ref> and he has stated that the city of [[CWCville]] is located "to the north to north-east" of Fredericksburg.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10]]</ref>

===Red Oak===
Back when the Chandlers were still on speaking terms with their relatives outside of Ruckersville, they would make occasional trips to Barb's hometown of [[Wikipedia: Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak]] (or, as Chris tends to spell it, "Redoak"), a backwoods settlement in the [[wikipedia:Southside Virginia|Southside]] region of Virginia, to visit Barb's sister [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]] and her family. It was here that the Chandlers picked [[Patti]] out of Corrina's litter. After her death in February 2009, they came to Red Oak to take part in her funeral.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]</ref> [[Message for John Kyle|In a 2013 video]], Chris claims that everyone living in Red Oak after Corrina's death hates the Chandlers.

Despite his later claims about being hated after Corrina's death, Chris visited Red Oak again over the weekend of 27-28 [[June 2009]] to attend the wedding of his cousin [[Minor Family Members#Jonathan Carey|Jonathan Carey]]. This happened to be the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically passed away, hours after being hit on the head during a rough airplane landing.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20090804151707/http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529350,00.html</ref> In a July 2009 [[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS|interview with Guru Larry]], Chris mentions this trip as an alibi to prove that he could not have been the one piloting the plane Billy was on shortly before his death.

Chris and Barb visited Red Oak in April 2012 (shortly after Chris [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]) to plant flowers at her father's and Corrina's graves, but they did not visit their living family members as they were all "busy". Instead Chris and Barb stayed at a hotel in nearby [[Wikipedia: Clarksville, Virginia|Clarksville]].<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Vacation]]</ref><ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#The Hooker and a Court Date]]</ref>

===Other===
Other Virginia cities outside of the Richmond and Charlottesville areas which Chris has visited include [[BrickFest|Arlington]], [[Lynchburg_and_Big_Island,_VA#Bedford|Bedford]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|Gooch]][[Chris_Kisses_Rosechu|land]], [[James Madison University|Harr]][[Madicon|ison]][[A browsing around an ol' playground|burg]], [[Chris_and_mental_healthcare#Psychiatric_Papers|Mount Sidney]], [[Midnight Moonflower|Newport News]], [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Game_Junkies|Roanoke]], [[Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan|Staun]][[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|ton]] and [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Williamsburg_Premium_Outlets|Williamsburg]].

==Chris and the rest of the United States==
{{quote|Traveling without a map<br>Is like traveling with no map|[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]}}
While Chris has rarely left his home state of Virginia, he has occasionally been to other states. In particular, since 2017, he has attended several [[conventions]] outside of Virginia.

===States Chris has visited===

====California====
Circa July 1989, Chris went on a trip to San Francisco, California for [[Cole Smithey|his half-brother's]] birthday <ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref><ref>[[Rental House Tour#Time to go]]</ref> [[Barbara]] described the flight as "painful",<ref>[[Rental House Tour#Barb's family heritage]]</ref> but it is not clear if she was referring to the ordinary discomforts of air travel or if Chris's autism presented additional difficulties. Chris expressed an interest in returning to the San Francisco Bay Area for the [[2020]] and [[2021]] [[BABSCon]] convention, but [[Chris and money|financial circumstances]] and the [[COVID-19]] pandemic prevented him from doing so.

Some of the people who have gotten involved with Chris have lived in California. These include [[Clyde Cash]], [[Idea Guys|Joshua Wise]],<ref name=cwctara>[[December 2018 social media posts#Cyberbullying experiences]]</ref> [[Jacob Sockness]],<ref>[[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]]</ref> [[Naught]], and [[The WCT]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE]]</ref>

====Maryland====
Chris attended [[BronyCon]] in Baltimore in 2017, 2018, and 2019. He also attended [[MAGfest]], held in the Maryland suburbs of Washington, D.C., in 2018.

====North Carolina====
In [[January 2024]], Chris attended the [[Animate! Raleigh]] convention in Raleigh, North Carolina.

====Ohio====
Chris made an ill-fated [[Ohio trip|road trip to Cleveland, Ohio]] to visit [[BlueSpike|Julie]] in [[February 2009]]. The exact route of Chris's trip is unknown, but it likely involved passing through West Virginia, Maryland, and Pennsylvania, which would also make it the only time Chris is known to have been in West Virginia.

====Pennsylvania====
Chris attended [[TooManyGames]] in the Philadelphia area. He also drove to Philadelphia on a separate occasion to deliver a package to a [[carpetbagger]] and attempt to visit [[emgo316]], a popular YouTuber.<ref>[[Pennsylvania Trip]]</ref>

====Texas====
In [[May 2024]], Chris was spotted alone outside of a boarding gate at [[wikipedia:Dallas Fort Worth International Airport|Dallas Fort Worth International Airport]] in [[Wikipedia:Dallas|Dallas]], [[Wikipedia:Texas|Texas]]. <ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Dallas Airport]]</ref> In light of his later sightings in Finland (see below), it is likely he in Dallas on a layover from Helsinki back to Virginia, as Dallas Fort Worth has direct service both to Helsinki (via Finnair, Finland's flag carrier) and airports in Virginia.

====Washington, D.C.====
Growing up in the Richmond area, Chris would likely have gone to Washington, D.C. at least for the occasional school field trip to see sites like the {{w|National Mall}}.

On 24 [[March 2012]], Chris attended a ''MythBusters'' live show in Washington, D.C.

===States Chris has not visited===

====Kentucky====
Stephen Boyd, of the [[Idea Guys]], lived in Kentucky at the time. While under their influence, Chris had mailed items such as video games to a Kentucky address for [[Gwen Mikoto]], an alias used by Boyd.<ref>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref> In [[December 2018]], Chris complained over Twitter of how he and [[Guard Dogs|his friends]] had tried to report Boyd to Kentucky authorities but that nothing had come of it.<ref name=cwctara></ref>

====Massachusetts====
In spring of [[2009]], the Chandler family began seriously planning a trip to Boston, Massachussetts to visit Chris's then-sweetheart [[Ivy]], who allegedly lived there. These plans fell through after [[Rocky]] tried to get the police to investigate her, causing her to break up with him.

====Tennesseee====
In ''[[Sonichu 7]]'', [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] travel to {{w|Clarksville, Tennessee}} to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] at the [[4-cent_garbage]] headquarters. This is in reference to Clarksville being Jason's real-life hometown. The website is headquartered in a 72-story skyscraper, which is implausibly large for a city of Clarksville's size.

====Washington====
Chris had a chance of getting to go to the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention near Seattle, Washington in [[August 2021]], but he was [[ban]]ned from attending after news of his incestuous relationship with his mother came to light.

==Chris and the rest of the world==
For the first 42 years of his life, Chris never set foot outside of the United States. He did ship items internationally, and he once sent a [[Hair#Hair mail|lock of his hair]] to a fan in Mexico, but that was the closest he had ever gotten to traveling abroad. When asked which countries he would most like to visit in 2008, he mentioned [[Anime|Japan]], England and France.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref> When asked the same question again in 2019, his answer had changed to England, Japan, Canada and "maybe [[Nazis|Germany]], [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scotland and Ireland]]".<ref>[[Twitter Q&A]]</ref> In a November 2023 livestream, in response to a fan's question on where he would like to travel, he named London, England.<ref>[[Medallion Moulding Q&A]]</ref> Except for Japan, all the countries Chris has expressed an interest in visiting are places he has [[Family tree|ancestors]] from (or at least believes he does).
===Australia===
The troll sweetheart [[PandaHalo]] claimed to be from Australia.

===England===
Chris and his mother [[Barbara]] believe they trace their lineage to [[Anne Boleyn]] of England.

===Finland===
{{main|Finland}}
Chris was spotted with [[Flutter]] in Helsinki, Finland in [[April 2024]],<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Arabia Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref> [[September 2024]] and [[December 2024]], his first known trips to a foreign country.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Normal, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref><ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref> The fact that Chris was able to enter Finland indicates that he is in possession of a United States passport, something he has never previously mentioned.

===Japan===
{{main|Japan}}
Chris loves Japanese media, especially [[anime]] and [[video games]], and prefers it over American alternatives. However, his knowledge of Japan is very shallow, mostly based on anime and stereotypes, and he shows strong brand loyalty to Japanese products like [[PlayStation]] and [[Nintendo]].

===Russia===
{{main|Russia}}
Chris views Russia, as an adversary not due to its often-hostile relationship to America but due to its anti-[[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] laws. He also blames Russia for the [[Pmurt|2016 U.S. election]] and links Russia to [[My Little Pony Generation 5]], seeing it as Russian propaganda.

==See also==
*[[Chris's homes]]
==External links==
*[https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&authuser=0&mid=zRKPdehJdqbk.kzCv_0unglZg Google Maps listing of some Virginia locations]
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Beel

2025-05-11T14:28:12Z

Zillachu:

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! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
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| colspan="2" | [[File:Beel1.jpg|200px]]
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! colspan="2" |Beel
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| '''Gender'''
| Male
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| '''Height'''
| About 7'
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| '''Species'''
| Demon
|}
{{Quote|The receptionist is a portyal of the Devil, of which is a neutral reference to all the inconsiderate Trolls behind their shenanigans and the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in general.|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref>}}
'''Beel''' is the lobby receptionist for the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building prior to its destruction in [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]. He is a red humanoid with devil horns and wings. Chris described him as "an obvious portrayal of {{w|Satan|satan}}", and the temps and secretaries in the building are described as "of Hell-Order, employed by the devil".<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> The name "Beel" is probably a shortened version of {{w|Beelzebub}} (Hebrew בעל זבוב‎, ''Ba‘al Zəbûb'', "Lord of the Flies"), a common name for the Devil.

Beel is depicted as a large, muscular red demon/devil wearing nothing but cut-off jean shorts, suggesting that his appearance was inspired by that of {{w|List_of_supporting_characters_on_South_Park#Satan|Satan}} in ''[[South Park]]'', and possibly {{w|List_of_The_Powerpuff_Girls_villains#Him|Him}} from {{w|The Powerpuff Girls|''The Powerpuff Girls''}} (an [[Tomgirl|effeminate]] antagonist with a red, devil-like appearance).

===Appearances in ''Sonichu''===
Beel's first appearance was as an unnamed receptionist in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. When [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] arrived at the 4-cent_garbage.com building for their appointment with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], he directs them to the top floor, which he idiosyncratically describes as "66+6". When Sonichu clarifies that this is simply the 72nd floor, Beel becomes annoyed and shoos the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] on their way. Sonichu takes umbrage with Beel's unprofessional conduct, until Rosechu reminds him of the story of {{w|Joseph (son of Jacob)|Joseph}}.

Beel returned in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], this time serving in a more active role as [[Jason]]'s agent. When [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] arrived at the 4-cent_garbage.com Building to destroy it, Jason trapped him in a cage, and Beel attempted to steal the [[Medallion]] from him, thinking it to be the source of his powers. However, to the surprise of everyone, Chris discovered that his powers in fact stem from his [[High School Ring]], which he uses to retrieve his Medallion. His powers restored, Chris fires a Hyper Beam at Beel, slamming the demonic henchman into the 4-cent Garbage building, presumably killing him.

However, Beel returns ten pages later to warn Jason that the building would soon collapse from the musical assault by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. When Jason escapes and retires, Beel condemns two others, [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], for being [[Homos|homo]] [[trolls]], and takes shelter in the basement, leaving them to their fate.

===Backstory===
[[Image: Beel2.jpg|thumb|400px|This naughty devil has a special package just for you.]]
When Jack asks Beel how he survived Chris's Hyper Beam, Beel points out that working in the 4-cent_garbage Building is his personal Hell, and so there's really nowhere else for him to go upon his death. According to Beel, he was condemned to work for 4-cent_garbage, and after it is destroyed, he will simply be reassigned to service [[Count Graduon]]. From this, it seems that Beel is cursed to walk the Earth for eternity as a lackey for one villain after another.

Beel also mentions (with regret) that he was once the "main assistant" to [[Nazis|Adolf Hitler]]. It's unclear who Hitler's "main assistant" was - Beel might mean to say that he was {{w|Wilhelm Keitel}}, {{w|Joseph Goebbels}}, or {{w|Heinrich Himmler}}, but the jury's out. It's also unclear if Beel is the ''reincarnation'' of any of these people, or if he simply happened to be in Hitler's inner circle and happened to make it back to Hell without ever being recorded in official reports by the Allies ''or'' the Axis. In any case, Beel's service to Hitler left him cursed to toil in the service of villainous groups like 4-cent_garbage.com. Even so, Beel still looks down on Clyde and Jack Thaddeus for being gay. So even though he's a Satanic cyberbully who was once a key component of the [[Nazis|Nazi Party]], he is not ''quite'' as evil, in Chris's eyes, as two homosexuals.

===Other Appearances===
[[File:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Beel briefly appeared in a one-off comic page commissioned by [[Ben Saint]] to explain the ultimate karmic fate of [[Liquid Chris]]. Apparently, Beel is back in Hell and is deciding the fates of various lost souls. However, whether or not this comic page is still canon is questionable as [[Sonichu 13]] implies that Liquid Chris was redeemed and became the police chief of CWCville.
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ShecameforCWC.JPG

2025-02-25T12:39:30Z

Zillachu: /* Analysis */

{{Honest}}
{{quote|And by the way, that is not [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] whose eyes are censored; that is [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]!|[[Chris]]'s [[CWC's Second Message|second message]]}}

[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|right|"Your sister has cum for me."]]

'''ShecameforCWC.JPG''' is a [[Rule 34]] picture that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] drew as part of a campaign to fight [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by "replacing negativity with positivity."<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref> It portrays Chris using his hand to stimulate a naked [[Megan Schroeder]]'s vagina to the point of orgasm (indicated by [[Masturbating and squirtin'|squirt lines]]) while he gives a thumbs-up. Arguably the most scandalous of all of [[Chris and art|Chris's artistic canon]], this single image managed to invoke much drama. It was the straw that permanently destroyed the already dying friendship between Chris and Megan, and the consequences of uploading it online have continued to face him for years afterward. In fact, it's entirely conceivable that the targeted effort to troll Chris may have simply faded away had he ''not'' edited the page repeatedly and uploaded this image to Encyclopedia Dramatica, thereby putting blood in the water for [[trolls]] for years to come.

At first, people believed the picture to be of his imaginary twin sister Crystal, which was not helped by the initial caption that Chris provided. In order to defend his fictional sister's honor, Chris edited the article to confirm that it was in fact Megan.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on the 18th March 2008.]]</ref> He also angrily decried these scurrilous rumors in the [[Madman Rising]] video, shouting that it was Megan, defeating the purpose of censoring her eyes to hide her identity. While this is less disturbing than Chris wanting to have an incestuous relationship with his own fictitious twin sister, it is notably creepy that it is of his only friend, with whom he had no romantic or sexual relationship (no matter how much he tried, anyway).

Megan was understandably disturbed when she figured out the truth behind the image. As it stands, she had made it perfectly clear to Chris that she had no romantic feelings for him and that she wanted to remain "just friends"; in the aftermath, she was so disgusted that she severed ties with Chris. Since the release of the picture, Chris has flip-flopped from taking responsibility for making the image to blaming the trolls and even blaming Megan herself, or some combination of these things.

==Background==
When Chris first discovered the ED page, he was disturbed by the number of images depicting his female characters (mostly [[Rosechu]]) with [[Pickle|penises]] on the site, along with general [[Homos|gay porn]] of his characters and himself. Chris then decided that the best response would be to replace these images with images of things that Chris likes as a means of "replacing negativity with positivity." He thought that uploading pictures of his fictional characters fucking and a drawing of himself fingering his not-girlfriend would counteract the perceived homosexuality prevalent on the ED page.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref>

He also ignorantly believed that spamming large edits on the page (what he referred to as an "information overload") would overwhelm the trolls and scare them into deleting it. On 11 November [[2007]], along with [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#11 November|adding large walls of text detailing his own personal life]], Chris uploaded several new, original images to ED, including ShecameforCWC.JPG. Some of these pictures were duplicated on the page to further the "overload" plot. These were pornographic drawings of several romantic pairings from the comics, made for this exact purpose. The sole exception, of course, was with ShecameforCWC.JPG, which depicted real people. Chris wrote a relationship between himself and Megan in the comics as wish fulfillment, so we can assume Chris was imagining this from the very beginning. This is made even more likely when Chris admitted to Megan sometime after she discovered the picture that he probably would have sexually advanced on her had he not done the drawing.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED]]</ref> This supposed need to suppress his sexual advances ironically hinted at [[Chris and sex#Incest|what was to come]] more than a decade later. All of the images that Chris posted were varying degrees of horrifying, but ShecameforCWC.JPG proved to be the most appalling, leaving [[trolls]] in total shock.

Ironically, these behaviors, compounded with Chris's apparent obliviousness as to why this picture hurt his friend, [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|among]] [[The GAMe PLACe|other]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|things]], only showcased his child-like view of the world, and just how easy he was to manipulate. Thus, it isn't hard to see why he became such an easy target to trolls in the following years to come – since it only took some perverted "fan" art to upset Chris, others got to thinking about what else could be done to push his buttons.

==Analysis==
[[File:ShecameforCWCanatomy.JPG|thumb|Anatomical analysis]]

This image is held in such regard for being a shining example of Chris's art style. The drawing showcases many major problems with Chris's artistic abilities:

*Chris clearly attempted to foreshorten Megan in this image, given how he draws her legs significantly longer and her head smaller than the rest of her body, but the lack of depth perception and proportion makes her look as flat as the paper she was drawn on.
*He also shows a complete [[Biology|unfamiliarity with human anatomy]]. Megan's legs seem to start right at the groin while her hips are directly behind them. Also, it looks like neither Chris nor Megan have elbows, joints, or even bones for that matter. What is supposed to be her foot looks like a deformed flipper. Many other glaring anatomical flaws in this picture deserve analyses of their own:
**The vagina is not one long hole and you could never do that sort of thing with a real vagina, looking like that. There is also the fact that Chris didn't draw her a crotch, and instead placed her vagina directly on her perineum.
**The vagina in question appears to be either glowing or shooting out a powerful gust of wind. Chris probably meant to convey that Megan was "wet" and/or "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|squirtin']]," but due to his own stupidity, he drew her "[[Wikipedia:Female ejaculate|cum]]" around and outside the vagina instead of coming from inside it, leading to the "Glowing Ethereal Cunt of the Ages" effect shown in the picture. He also made the vaginal fluid blue, likely to shade it in. This not only further shows his ignorance, but it also shows his inability to stay consistent with his artstyle, as he did not attempt to shade in anything else in the picture.
**Megan's body lacks any curves whatsoever. As a result of this, [[pedofork|Megan looks significantly younger]].
**Chris is somehow reaching over his left shoulder with his right hand despite the fact that his right elbow remains near his side, creating an effect straight out of [[Wikipedia:M. C. Escher|M. C. Escher]]'s darkest nightmares. Due to the perspective of Chris's forearm, his forearm is either very floppy and bent backward towards Megan, or Chris's hand is actually nowhere near his partner's parts.
**Chris's right forearm is severely elongated in comparison to his left - If this version of Chris were to be viewed from the front, his right arm would probably hang low or even drag along the ground. His left thumb is also unrealistically large compared to the rest of his hand.
**Both of Megan's arms also appear to each have six fingers, two of which are haphazardly redrawn to look like nipples. As a result of this, Megan's right arm now looks like it's in a permanent [[Wikipedia:Vulcan salute|Vulcan salute]] from [[Star Trek]].
**As a result of Chris' haphazard attempt to turn her fingers to nipples, Megan's nipples appear unnaturally pointy. Not to mention how they seem to point directly towards her face, and how her areolae are placed higher up on her breasts than they should be.
**Megan's pubic hair, which was probably supposed to be a [[Wikipedia:Landing strip (pubic hair)|landing strip]], in this drawing bears a slight resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]'s mustache (coincidentally, Megan had a fetish for German soldiers). It is also quite far up on her body, and looks like some kind of messed-up [[Wikipedia:Abdominal hair|happy trail]] instead of pubic hair.
**Chris's head is deformed and oval-shaped, and his eyes appear to be set very far up his skull, being where most people's hairlines or eyebrows should be. This can be ascertained with the fact that Chris appears to have drawn himself hastily - Even in some of Chris's earlier artworks, he depicted himself with something resembling an actual jawline, but not here.
*The way Chris drew Megan's hands is a prime example of how Chris habitually does all of his drawings in one fell swoop without any planning or revisions. Megan's nipples looks at first to be extra fingers, suggesting that Chris messed up (more than usual) while drawing the hands and decided to turn them into nipples. Chris also appeared to tacked on her thumbs directly afterward.
*Chris pays close attention to the parts that interest him, namely genitalia and breasts, yet had to squeeze in a tiny head, most likely because he started with the former and realized "Oh, she needs a face." He also shows clear attention to his [[Medallion of Fail]], his [[heterochromia]], etc.
*Note the retarded pun, a reinforcement of Chris's narcissism, that when a woman orgasms, it's for his sake and not her own pleasure (as he titled it "''She''came''For''CWC," emphasis added). The smug look he has on his face as he gives a thumbs up while fingering her seals the deal. He's also wearing his [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] medallion while fingering a woman. He stated that ideally, he'd like to be wearing his medallion for his first time.<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#My first time|Chris Sex Logs]]</ref>
*There is the fact that the girl in the drawing is his best and only friend, Megan, and he sees nothing wrong with it other than the fact that it's on the Internet where she (and millions of others) can see it.

==Drama==
[[File:MeganBrotherTroll.jpg|thumb|left|Megan reminisces about learning of the picture and explains Chris's mysterious caption.]]
===With ED===

When Chris first uploaded the image to ED, he captioned it "Your sister has cum for me." Exactly what he meant here was long disputed, but it had the unintended effect of leading ED's users to widely conclude that the picture represented ''Chris's'' sister, the fictional character Crystal (given the nature of [[Chris and art|Chris’s artwork]], any two females with long brown hair are easily mistaken for each other). "Your sister" suggests that the message is addressed to Megan's brother [[John Schroeder]], but why Chris would want to incorporate Megan's brother into his sexual fantasies is anyone's guess. Megan would one day shed light on this by explaining that Chris's caption was, indeed, directed at her brother because he believed at the time that John was the mastermind behind the trolling campaign on ED.

Over the next few months, the image was removed and replaced a few times over the course of Chris's simmering edit war against ED. It didn’t become a serious hot potato until [[March 2008]], however, when Megan discovered the picture and learned that it was meant to be a picture of her. (Chris, not realizing that it would probably be better to cut his losses and let the trolls believe that he wanted to screw his imaginary sister, spilled the beans himself, [[List of Chris's lies|but not before first attempting to lie to her about how it was a picture of Crystal]].) In between bombarding Megan with apologies via e-mail, he went on a desperate campaign to remove the image from his ED page, which naturally was an unsuccessful effort.

Chris spent most of a week trying to remove the image, trying to delete references to Megan from the article, trying to erase random bits of the article in order to camouflage his real intentions, and otherwise failing to realize that once something goes up on a wiki, you can’t make it come back down. Amazingly, he even tried to replace the image with a [[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|cropped version]] which just involved the vagina, as though Megan were only angry about her and Chris's facial features being depicted and would be satisfied if the image just showed his hand disappearing up her radiant quim. ED admins quickly reverted his edits and eventually protected the page once it was obvious that Chris was up to something.

On 18 March, Chris admitted defeat in his own disturbing way, and edited the image’s caption — as well as several other captions around the article — to make it clear that the woman depicted is Megan, not Crystal, to at least protect his own honor by indicating that he was not into [[Chris and sex#Incest|committing incest]] ([[Affair with Mother|at least not yet]]), even if, in the process, he was demonstrably perfectly okay with drawing pornography of a friend who did not reciprocate any romantic feelings that he had. Over the next few days, he made a number of other [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|self-deprecating and self-pitying changes and additions to the page with a series of images and captions]], in an attempt to further barter with the trolls, before giving up on editing ED for six months.

===With Megan===
[[File:MeganGoodEnding.jpeg|thumb|Chris providing Megan with a real gift.]]
By 12 March 2008, Megan had discovered the full extent of what Chris had written and drawn about her around the Internet, particularly the fact that she'd starred in his cartoon fantasy porn. While failing to get the image off the ED page over the next several days, Chris sent her a series of messages trying to put out the fire.

Some of his attempts to "explain" the image to Megan are downright bizarre. It's hard to do justice to the [[Megan_Emails, 2008#Chris_apologizes_for_something.2C_what_could_it_be.3F|original e-mails]]. At one point, he seemed to think Megan was offended because she didn't understand the action on display, and went off on a frighteningly awkward explanation of what a handjob is. In another e-mail, Chris confirmed the suspicion of many trolls — that he had entertained thoughts of sexually assaulting Megan.

{{quote|If I didn't have the foresight to put my pent-up frustrations and feelings in the form of something, I might have become an abusive maniac...|Chris, [[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED|e-mail to Megan, 18 March 2008]]}}

Generally, Chris's "apologies" are a classic display of his insensitivity and [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]] in action. He shows little [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] for creating and publishing the image while offering plenty of woe-is-me whining about the ED bullies. In a message from 18 March, he actually had the gall to tell Megan that no matter how bad she might be feeling, he himself has definitely got it worse.

After sending several messages and receiving little in the way of a response from Megan, Chris appeared to have given up on winning back her trust, which coincided with the slackening of his campaign to remove the image from ED and the increasingly self-hating tone of his edits there. On 23 March, Megan finally sent him two brief replies to the effect of "leave me alone." Those mark the end of the active drama over the image. Chris stopped editing ED around the same time.

As a coda to the fiasco, Chris tried once more to repair his relationship with Megan about a month later, sending a message with a mix of everyday news and creepy stalkerish longing. Given some time to consider the implications of his earlier messages, especially the parts where he brought up the prospect of raping her, Megan slammed the door shut, saying "I'm afraid I can't trust you anymore." This remains their last known communication.

It is debatable how dramatic was the effect of ShecameforCWC on Chris's relationship with Megan. While it is beyond dispute that Megan severed all contact with Chris due to said image, it might be that she was already trying to avoid his presence prior to discovering he had drawn cartoon porn of her.

[[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]'s account of Chris's time at the [[The GAMe PLACe]] indicates that Megan was avoiding Chris before finding out about ShecameforCWC. According to Mimms "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after the drawings of her got leaked''' [emphasis added]."<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post]]</ref> It's not exactly clear if "leaked" Mimms refers to the drawing being uploaded online, the drawing being found by Megan or something else. Regardless, in the rest of their discussion of Megan, Mimms and Lucas make no mentions of ShecameforCWC and seem to exclusively attribute Megan's withdrawal from Chris to his unwanted romantic advances.<ref>[[The GAMe PLACe#Chris and Megan]]</ref>

==Epilogue==
{{quote|It was Wishful Thinking.|Chris, describing his motive for drawing ShecameforCWC, [[Rejected Mailbag]]}}

[[File:Christine Weston Chandler’s Lot Of 32 Porn Drawings 01.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The pieces of ShecameforCWC.]]

Chris's [[remorse]] turned out, not surprisingly, to be fake as he went and reuploaded the picture for his sleazy [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], citing the fact he needed "sexy images."<ref>[[Mumble 9.5|Mumble Chat 9.5]]</ref> The pain he caused a female friend means nothing compared to his lust for e-fame. The original drawing itself was said to be ripped up and stored in the [[Crumple-Lope]].<ref>[[Mumble 3|Mumble Chat 3]]</ref> Chris's [[Scrapbook of Fail|scrapbook]] with the Crumple-Lope inside surprisingly survived the [[2014 house fire]].

Years later, the consequences of drawing ShecameforCWC are still being felt by Chris. In an e-mail sent to [[Thetan]] around October 2013 by a former high school [[gal-pal]] of Chris's, the gal-pal revealed that she was so sickened and repulsed by the imagery (in particular, Chris's "thumbs up" gesture) that she had no desire to ever speak to Chris again, and noted that she was not the only one of Chris's former high school classmates who felt that way.<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref>

On 4 November 2013, Chris put out a statement saying he regretted drawing ShecameforCWC.jpg, stating that he destroyed the original drawing and "do[es] not possess any image files of the thing." He also stated he forgave Megan, Snyder, and Walsh.<ref>[[November 2013 Facebook Posts#That Dang Drawing]]</ref>

Prompted by reading a fancomic about him, in which a scene is devoted to Megan's reaction to ShecameforCWC, Chris commented:

{{quote|How Could they have been mutual after that, Period?! And now, despite the Original Piece being Totally Torn apart, it still reappears to haunt me. When will that symbol of my sin of lust be long forgotten? Soon, I pray. I continue to Repent.|Chris, January 2018<ref>[[January 2018 tweets]]</ref>}}

[[File:CWC MAGfest panel audience2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|ShecameforCWC being discussed at the CWC panel at [[MAGfest]].]]

Due to the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris offered ShecameforCWC and other porn artwork for sale for $1,000 in April 2018 on [[eBay]], where the set quickly sold the next day to the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. Chris just chopped the drawing up into little squares it could easily be reassembled from, rather than truly destroying it. This, combined with Chris wanting to make money off of it, casts yet more doubt over Chris feeling any sort of remorse from drawing it.

{{quote|[My] real reason for drawing that Came piece was out of frustration [I] was subconsciously feeling from Megan continually playing [me] on and on and making [me] spend money for Megan.|Chris, September 2020, blaming Megan for his porn drawing<ref name=meganobsession>[[The Place chats - Megan Obsession]]</ref>}}

In a [[September 2020]] chat with [[The Place]], Chris claimed that his classic excuse of having drawn ShecameforCWC out of "wishful thinking" was only "partly true", then proclaimed that the real reason was out of anger at Megan for her habit of asking him to buy stuff on her behalf from eBay (usually in exchange for trading items such as manga).<ref name=meganobsession></ref> Chris also highlighted his anger at having traded a Zune music player to Megan, which suggests he believes that Megan's dignity was worth at least the price of a Zune. Chris's blaming of Megan for both his own simp behavior and his decision to draw porn of her again cements his lack of genuine remorse over ShecameforCWC.

==See also==
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] - Chris graduates from a handjob to an all-out rockstar orgy. His drawing style hasn't improved.

==Sources==
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Niggos

2024-11-25T15:30:18Z

Zillachu: /* Etymology of "Niggos" */

{{Honest}}
{{Misinfo|Chris has only used these slurs during the time he was being [[manipulated]] by the Miscreants group of [[trolls]]. He has not used them before or since.

<br>Chris has also never used the phrase "no darkies". The phrase was used in a [[:File:Nodarkies.JPG|piece of fan art]], mocking Chris's specific requirements on his attraction sign.}}

'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]'s many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. While he only used the term once, it has become a popular term among Christorians that use it to allude to [[Chris and race|Chris's history of problematic behavior]] where African American people are concerned.

==Etymology of "Niggos"==
His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|3 March 2009 chat]], where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying "''[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.''" Chris repeated the line as ordered, but ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done, like...

* Refuse to say "nigger",
* Literally say "N-word",
* Say something else like "blacks" or "African-Americans",
* Bleep himself out, or
* Just end the conversation,

He chose to coin a dumb ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's stupidity, and our autistic hero then went on to to say "niggers" several times at BlueSpike's prompting. He even warmed to the subject and started reciting "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There]]" on his own will until BlueSpike cussed him out for it. Chris has done this more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|"Mumble #7"]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|"BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5"]]</ref>

Chris has never again used the word "niggo" and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. Nonetheless, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

==Chris and the actual N-word==
{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!|[[Chris]], [[March 2010]]<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref>}}

[[Image:Lynch_to_the_supreme.jpg|thumb|Thankfully, this is ''not'' what Chris actually believes.]]

Chris has used "nigga" or "nigger" on occasion, often in quotation.

According to one of [[Michael Snyder]]'s claims in a 2010 YouTube comment, Chris used the words "nigger" and "black" as pejorative terms to describe others while attending [[The GAMe PLACe]], which nearly led to him getting his ass kicked at one point.<ref>[[Michael Snyder#Snyder's YouTube Comments|Michael Snyder talking on YouTube.]]</ref> However, Mike's claim is contradicted by [[Daniel Mimms]], who said in a 2009 interview that Chris never used the word nigger.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>

Chris's first recorded use of the word "nigger" is in [[Mumble 7]], recorded 13 [[February 2009]]. Chris is asked if he watches the [[Adult Swim]] sitcom ''{{w|The Boondocks (2005 TV series)|The Boondocks}}'', and when he answers in the affirmative, he is asked to do an impression of the self-hating black character Uncle Ruckus. He responds by quoting the line "Don't trust them new niggers over there!" from the series' premiere episode. He would repeat this performance in [[Mumble 8]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]. In the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]] and [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11|11]], however, Chris refuses to type the word, rendering it as "n*ggers". Chris is forced to say the word in [[Julie Reveals Herself]], saying "niggos" before BlueSpike forces him to say the word.

In [[June 2009]] Chris made up and sang a parody version of Uncle Ruckus's song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" called "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]". He modified most of the lyrics to make fun of [[Homos|gay people]] to establish his commitment to heterosexuality but leaves in references to "nigga fingas on the trigga".

As part of the [[SingStar Challenge Round 5]], Chris recorded two cover versions of the song "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay, which uses the word "nigga" multiple times. Chris's singing was extremely slurred and unintelligible, however – not because he was uncomfortable with saying "nigga" but because he was uncomfortable saying "[[duck|dick]]".

Chris called the troll [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] a nigger multiple times, both orally in the [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] video from 17 [[March 2010]] and in writing in the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterwards – even though Tito, like the ''Rocket Power'' character he's named after, is Hawaiian, not black. Tito, noticing this, made a video response to Chris using footage of an [[Obesity|obese]] black YouTuber, obscuring his face while dubbing over an apology to Chris.

In the [[Lars Call]], Chris says "I'll be yo nigga" and "I'm yo nigga" when prompted by [[Lars]].

Once again referencing ''The Boondocks'', Chris states in a [[March 2021 social media posts#Angelica and other stuff|March 2021 Twitter thread]] that the black ''Sonichu'' character [[Inos]] is not a victim of "Nigga Moments", a term used in the episode "Granddad's Fight" to refer to violent conflicts between two black men over petty incidents.

In [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]], Chris is tricked into giving a shoutout to "Nick Gurr", which is a common prank played on livestreamers. He has also been coerced to say "Knee Gur" and "Vinegar" on other occassions, as well as sang Don't Trust Them New Niggas several times unprompted.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Nodarkies.JPG|The infamous 'No Darkies' Fan art
File:Niggo.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[Julie Reveals Herself]]
* [[Chris and race]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
* [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]
* [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]
* [[Attraction Sign]]
* [[Mumble 7]]
* [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]
* [[SingStar Challenge Round 5]]
* [[Song for Jackie.MOV|Song for Jackie.MOV]] - Chris's infamous blackface video.
* [[100 2267]] - Chris's other infamous blackface video.
* [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]] - Chris in all his thugnificence.
* [[Lars Call]] - Chris becomes black.

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14 Branchland Court

2024-10-28T14:16:31Z

Zillachu: /* August 2024 */

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{{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL|Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[2014 house fire|house fire]].<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL]]</ref>}}
[[File:14bc-2024.jpg|thumb|The house in 2024.]]
[[File:August2021House1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2021.]]
[[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]
[[File:14BCBEV.jpg|thumb|A rough drawing of a top-down view of the house in [[2009]]. This cutaway shows the second floor, with [[Chris's room]], the [[kitchen]], living room, bathroom and an unknown area visible.]]

'''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]], often abbreviated to '''14BC''', and also currently known as '''[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Sonichu Headquarters]]''' and the '''Temple of CWC Sonichu'''<ref>[[:File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg]]</ref> – the last bastion of [[autism]]. This was the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], up until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest in 2021]]. Currently, it is inhabited by [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], Chris's mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> the surviving [[Chandler Cats|Chandler cats]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> and Chris's dog [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]].<ref name="BarbVisit">[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref> It was a white two-story house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park and nestled in a lower middle-class suburban community. It was built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done from [[1986]]<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> to [[2014]], the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding.

Chris and his family have notoriously spent decades constantly filling up the house with tons of garbage and junk, earning it the nickname of '''"The Hoard"'''. In earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday in [[2002]], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy; but, in his [[Tour of Chris's House|first video tour]], Chris kept referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has only grown fuller and fuller ever since. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage, to the point where junk fills up entire rooms and reach within two feet of the ceiling (the living room was, for a while, basically inaccessible due to all the accumulated junk). Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

Of the three Chandlers, Barb was the biggest hoarder, and one of the biggest obstacles to cleaning the place aside from the general laziness of the family. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and feared that Chris's video tours could've elicited the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weening|weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless, like most efforts to get the state to intervene in Chris's sorry life.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to [[Chores|simple maintenance]], like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing himself from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. Barb apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a [[computer]], but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>

In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.

On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction Of Chris's House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[rental house]] – which they predictably completely trashed – before moving back to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[December 2014]]. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on the [[26 December 2014|26th]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in [[January 2015]].

The house was vacant between the time of Chris and Barb's separation after the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout, and the first few weeks of the [[Jail Saga]] following Chris's arrest. A [[Kiwi Farms]] user confirmed that Barb returned to the house starting on, or at some point before, [[August 2021|August 29th 2021]].<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> As of 2023, it appears that 14 Branchland Court is finally receiving at least some of the TLC it deserves, as recent fan visits have found the lawn being clipped and cleared of rubbish, and portions of the all-consuming hoard within having been extricated into bins to be disposed of, suggesting that someone has been paid to help Barb maintain the property.<ref>[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref>

Following the dismissal of Chris's case in [[August 2023]], his car was spotted at 14 Branchland Court on 4 [[September 2023]]. Chris retrieved his possessions from the house, such as some [[2021_Lost_Commissions|commissioned artwork he never finished]] from [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|two years ago]]. In [[April 2024]], during a visit to 14 Branchland Court, Chris filmed himself collecting gravel from the front yard for selling on [[OfficialCWCmart]].<ref>[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]</ref>

==History==
{{See also|Property tax assessment}}

14 Branchland Court was built in 1977 on a lot of 0.56 acres.<ref>[[Property tax assessment]]</ref>

Chris's parents presumably purchased 14 Branchland Court at some point between their marriage on 7 June 1980 (at which point they were still living in the Richmond area) and Chris's birth 20 months later. A plaque which hangs above Chris's bed in some videos (notably [[All Star]]) indicates that his parents' nickname for the house was '''"Wes-Chandler-Ton Manor"'''.

Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth on 24 [[February 1982]] until his family moved to the [[Richmond]] area in [[1993]] in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. Initially, Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.

The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - this is the number given in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (2000) and [[Cole Smithey]]'s 1994 postcard to Barbara. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.

==First House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}
{{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}
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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia:Inferno (Dante)#Canto III: Vestibule of Hell|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]]]

In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court circa 2009.

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===Ground Floor===
[[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]

The north corner is what Chris describes as the '''[[music]] room''' (probably where Bob kept his extensive music collection), which was primarily the domain of Barbara, who frequently slept there. A small '''bathroom''' is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the '''utility room''', in which the family kept a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The '''family room''' (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by Bob, who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, then they were never filmed.

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===Top Floor===
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

'''[[Chris's room|Chris's bedroom]]''' is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy '''bathroom''', which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The '''[[kitchen]]''' and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris used for Internet access at the time was in this part of the house, as was a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Chris's parents never actually went upstairs, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wanted]] undisturbed (well, [[Bob Walks In|mostly undisturbed]]). The '''living room''', filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. It is likely the same as Chris's current '''[[Chris's room#Work room|work room]]''' used for storing toys and shooting videos.

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===Yard===
{{main|Yard (14 Branchland Court)}}

==Second House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}

[[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]

In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way and begins sounding increasingly [[Stress|annoyed]] as he attempts to navigate the claustrophobic environment. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess--the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.

Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes, and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or his mother have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.

In [[Chris and his ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.

When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.

Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Borb|his parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.

By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.

==2014 house fire==
[[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]

{{Main|2014 house fire}}

On 10 January 2014, a fire broke out at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles, and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire from smoke inhalation and was later buried in the backyard.

The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] survived, albeit partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.

As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.

Chris and his mother stayed at a [[Rental House|rental house]] in nearby [[wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. To the shock of absolutely no one, Chris and Barb managed to trash that house up as well; photos taken by Chris showed rodent shit on the house's carpeting, and [[Rental House Tour|eyewitness reports]] showed that the conditions in the rental house were basically the same as they were at 14 Branchland Court. Trolls reported in [[April 2015]] that the house was still vacant four months after Chris and Barb moved out.

For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.

==Post-fire renovation==

[[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]

On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house.

After Chris's second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. The photographs they took showed that the Chandler headquarters had been modernized, and no longer looked like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and soon to be full of the hoard.

Other notable changes:

*The [[kitchen]] became accessible and could once again be used for cooking. Chris used it to [[Specimen Sample|store his semen]].
*Chris's [[bedroom]] moved to the first floor, his former room being used for storage.
*The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, became Chris's toy-filled workroom.

===Return of the hoard===
{{quote|A loving fairly well-kept home of my father. I kept it up..|Chris, lying to himself about the state of his home in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]
}}

[[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]

In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding slowly turned it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris. Ironically, the Garden, which in the years before the fire had become increasingly bereft of plants, was just about the only part of the property which thrived as of 2020, having become overgrown and unkempt with weeds, wildflowers, and plants encroaching from neighboring properties.

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File:Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! original.mp400001.png|Nov 2016 - The dirty hallway carpet, seen in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]]
File:A few seconds of Barb dancing.png|April 2018 - At the bottom left is one of the newspaper spots where [[Clover and Snoopy]] [[Clover and Snoopy#Poor Living Conditions and Neglect|relieve themselves]]. Near the [[kitchen]] entrance.
File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|July 2019 - Filthy, stained carpet against a hoard of toys, taken in Chris's [[Work Room]] through the Pokemon Go game, shared with the comment, "Party Time."
File:Mewtwo May 2020.jpg|Outside of the house, with stained exterior.
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In October 2017, one of the bathrooms had a clogged shower drain, possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. His solution was to pour Liquid Plumr into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs.<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#Clogged shower drain]]</ref>

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==Third House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}

Chris filmed the third tour during [[March 2018]]. While his house is shown being ''very'' slightly less messy than it normally is, even that's being ridiculously charitable. Chris's room is packed to the rafters with all sorts of clothes and Rubbermaid bins, though it is semi-accessible, and shockingly, so are the oven and kitchen sink. Overall, he is shown having less of a struggle walking through his house, but there is still plenty of junk accumulating over the tables, hallways, kitchen, and shelves.

==Mortgage==
The Chandler family has assumed two mortgages on 14 Branchland Court. The first was fully paid sometime before [[February 2009]], when Chris attested his house had no mortgage against it.<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref> The '''second mortgage''' on the property was filed in [[April 2009]] for $130,000,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref> held at first by {{w|SunTrust Banks}} but since transferred to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus], now operating as {{w|Mr. Cooper}}<ref>https://www.consumerfinance.gov/about-us/newsroom/consumer-financial-protection-bureau-settles-with-mortgage-servicer-for-illegal-practices-that-impeded-borrowers-attempts-to-avoid-foreclosure/#:~:text=Seterus%20is%20no%20longer%20operating,Cooper.</ref>. As of 31 [[August 2016]], the Chandlers still owe '''$115,000''', which is still more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref> Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] furnishes (or once furnished) the roughly $800 monthly payment.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|"I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly."]]</ref><ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref> Contrary to a popular misconception, it is not a reverse mortgage:<ref>https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/reverse+mortgage</ref><ref>The latest confirmation that 14 Branchland Court currently has no reverse mortgage was during [[Discord Q&A 7]] on the night of 15 September 2020.</ref> the mortgage is estimated to extend thirty years, with 5% interest.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref>

Among the Chandlers' various [[debt]]s, the mortgage is the primary cause of the [[Financhu Crisis]]: acute circumstances relating to it have caused Chris to resort to begging many times. As for the reason why the Chandlers took on said mortgage can be summed up to paying off Barb's credit card debt; a bad move. On one occasion, [[Chris and negotiation|he pleaded idly]] with his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] to pay the entire mortgage at once for him.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref> Moreover, the Chandlers have repeatedly neglected their monthly payments. When the [[Idea Guys]] had threatened to destroy [[CWCville]] and his [[eBay]] sales were not enough to meet their $6,000 ransom, Chris withheld a mortgage payment to save his [[Chris and reality|fictional setting]].

Chris's closest flirt with financial ruin occurred on 8 [[May 2018]], when he announced that the home could be foreclosed upon if they failed to make two mortgage payments the next day;<ref>[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!]]</ref> fans donated enough to prevent this. Onlookers speculate, given [[Chris and money|Chris's financial habits]] and [[Barb]]'s other debts, that after she passes away, that the estate could well be liquidated after her passing, or that Chris may struggle to keep up mortgage payments in the face of so many [[My Little Pony|tempting]] [[Vidya|distractions]].

Chris claimed in [[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|a jail letter]] that the "Sonichu Temple" now had a mortgage of less than $90,000 (assuming he has mastered the distinction between the [[Chris and science#Algebra|greater than and less than symbols]]), and begged for donations to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to help pay this.

==Neighbors==
{{quote|When I was pulling up to the stop sign on the cul-de-sac, the neighbor directly across the street from 14 Branchland yelled out "He's in jail!" with a big grin.|A Kiwi Farms user visiting 14 Branchland Court in the wake of Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge.<ref name=Dec21photos>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#December Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|thumb|House prices in the vicinity of 14BC reported on Zillow in 2019. Note the decent price estimates of neighboring buildings, while 14BC itself lacks a valuation altogether.]]
Although the Chandlers have mostly kept to themselves over the years, they have had some notable interactions with their neighbors:

*The [[abusive babysitter]] was a neighbor of the Chandlers in 1983, living on Westwood Drive, Ruckersville.

*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.

*In the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#FIRE.21]]</ref>

*Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>[[Clover and Snoopy#Stealing a Neighbor.27s Dog]]</ref>

*At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. Chris claims the neighbor retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Chris the Cat-Killer]]</ref>

*In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.

*In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook_posts]]</ref>

*On 25 [[January 2019]], Chris tweeted how a neighbor angrily yelled at Chris for making his child [[tomgirl|question their gender identity]].<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Week round-up]]</ref>

*On 15 [[July 2021]], one of Chris's neighbors helped him bury his dog [[Snoopy]].<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref>

==Visiting==
{{main|Fan visits}}
[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|200px|A fan visiting Chris at his house.]]
When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.

Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], the [[Magical Man]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them except Magical Man has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.

Despite this, some fans have made the trip out to visit Chris at his home and have posed for photos with him, showing that Chris had lightened up on his stance.

In 2021, after [[Jail Saga|Chris was jailed for incest]], some weens made the pilgrimage to harass Barb for information about Chris, leaving empty-handed.
That said, it bears repeating: '''do NOT visit 14 Branchland Court to harass Barb,''' as you are likely causing undue stress on an ailing woman who had an incestuous affair with her own son.

==Chris and his address==
[[File:Sonichu temple of ruckersville in cwcville va by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od5t-pre.jpg|thumb|Drawing of Chris' house by him ([[December 2021]])]]
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Chris has probably never realized this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.
* On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous YouTuber [[PewDiePie]] (aka Felix Kjellberg) at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.
* On 20 April 2019, Chris listed his address and phone number as part of the [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Google My Business]] program under the name "Sonichu Headquarters." He also expressed interest in making his house a Pokéstop.
When he and Barb stayed at the rental house, it didn't take long for him to [[Brushfire Video|drop ''that'' house's address]].

When Chris writes out his full home address, he has a tendency to write his nine-digit [[wikipedia:ZIP_Code#ZIP+4|ZIP+4]] number (22968-'''''9545''''') instead of just his five-digit ZIP Code. This is rarely done for home addresses as it is considered unnecessary.

==The Fate of 14 BC==
It goes without saying the house will be foreclosed once Barb passes away. What will become of it afterward remains uncertain. Because Chris no longer resides there, it is unlikely he'll be moving back in given his bad [[Financhu Crisis|financial]] [[Debt|record]], in addition to his tugboat being insufficient to cover upkeep, let alone mortgage. As for the property itself, it's possible the house will either be [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|condemned and subsequently demolished]] by the Virginia Health Department, sold to a family looking for a place to live (provided the property is up to standards), a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fan]] looking to preserve the property, or by weens trying to outbid one another in order to convert it into a [[Messiah complex|temple]]/[[Chris and his ego|museum]] for all things Chris and Sonichu related.

==Gallery==
===September 2013===
On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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===March 2014===
On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.
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===April 2014===
On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums. Most of the windows had now been boarded up as the repair work commenced, and a large tarpaulin was covering the section of the roof where the fire had broken out to stop water from getting in. Chris's second known [[Son-Chu|car]], a white Cadillac Seville, was in attendance at the time.

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===April 2015===
Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.

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File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.
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File:Bobs greenhouse.jpeg|Bob's old greenhouse.
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===June 2017-August 2021===
More, from [[June 2017]] to [[August 2021]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382102</ref>

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File:14 BC in 2017 1.jpg|The lawn, overgrown but not ''quite'' as wrecked as it used to be.
File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|[[Son-Chu]], next to Barb's Dodge Caravan.
File:14 BC in 2017 3.jpg|While not visible in the photo, the license plate for Barb's car is "B. Weston".
File:14 BC in 2017 4.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.
File:14bc June 2019.jpg| [[June 2019]]
File:14bc620.jpg|[[June 2020]]
File:June2021Visit2.jpg|June 2020: [[Fanta|"Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda."]]
File:August2021House1.jpg|[[August 2021]]
File:August2021House2.jpg|August 2021
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===September 2021===
{{main|Yard Tour (2021)}}

===December 2021===
On 16 December 2021, [[Larry Vaughn]] took photos of the house at night, noting also that the [[Son-Chu|van]] was gone<ref>{{Cite Reddit|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|title=Just Went to Chris' House for the Second Time This Year. The Van's Gone.|post=ri3xbf/just_went_to_chris_house_for_the_second_time_this}}</ref> (as the photos were taken a few weeks after Barb's Fail to Yield Right of Way accident).
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On 20 December 2021, a Kiwi Farms user took a couple photos of the house. He disagreed with [[Larry Vaughn]]'s assertion that there was a "For Sale" sign, stating that he did not see one.<ref name=Dec21photos></ref> The overgrown lawn and bushes around the house also appeared to have been cut back by this time, suggesting that someone was given instructions to tend to it, revealing an abundance of plastic rubbish bins and other objects that had previously been hidden by the greenery.
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===October 2022===
On 15 [[October 2022]] a user on the Kiwi Farms took pictures of the house in the day. The user notes how the patio had rotted and the shed had collapsed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#October Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>

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===January 2023===
{{main|Redditor Ruckersville visit}}
On 22 [[January 2023]], Reddit user Iron_Taipan took photos of the yard. His photos showed bags of trash placed at the curb, including a [[Transformers]] toy box.

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===March 2023===
Posted to a Facebook group, sonichu christianposting, on 13 March 2023.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/11qu2s3/14_blc_as_of_today/</ref>

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===May 2023===
{{main|Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS}}
On 3 [[May 2023]], Reddit user DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS posted a series of images of the front yard of 14BC at night. Of note, it showed a well-kept exterior, as well as the lit window of [[Chris's room]] and his hand-drawn [[Sonichu_Comic|Sonichu]] poster. Another ween visited on 23 May 2023, taking a daytime photo that does not contain anything of note, although the bins at the front of the property were full of hedge clippings, indicating that a gardener had recently tended to the grounds of the house.

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===August 2024===
On 10 [[August 2024]], Reddit user Quiet-Listen-7774 took several pictures of the exterior of the property. There appears to be a swivel chair, a storage tote, and a shelf in front of the house. The lawn was cut and appears to be regrowing, indicating that gardening and other maintenance at the house is ongoing.

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==TSSSF cards==
14 Branchland Court has been featured as custom [[TSSSF]] cards.

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File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The house, in which Chris refers to it as a "temple."
File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|The abandoned gazebo. "Come on in."
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== Videos ==

'''Rammspieler'''

A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture
| ytid = nHRsavBhxGA
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
| maker = Rammspieler
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2020.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House June 2020)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QOlC-LLQ7Vc}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2020]]
| maker = Checkable Reality
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2022.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House October 2022)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9n9BBPqJjCo}}
| stardate = 11 [[October 2022]]
| maker = whitepaws
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

==See also==
* [[Chris's room]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]
* [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]
* [[Tour of Christian's House]]
* [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
* [[2014 house fire]]
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.
* [[Fan visits]]

==References==
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{{Places}}
{{Health}}
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[[Category:Chris's house]]
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Ruckersville, VA

2024-10-28T14:13:48Z

Zillachu:

{{Quote|Ruckersville is a Very Boring, One-Horse Town. Hardly any [[Sweethearts|young adults]] hang around here, and there is not much to do. Having a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] does not make it any better either. It's like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any [[Chris and English|better or nicer]].|Ruckersville's most famous citizen.<ref>[[July 2013 Facebook Posts#Ruckersville review]]</ref>}}

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| image = [[File:ChrisRuckersvilleSign.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Country
|data1 = [[United States]]
|label2 = State
|data2 = [[Virginia]]
|label3 = County
|data3 = [[Greene County Conspiracy|Greene]]
|label4 = Coordinates
|data4 = 38°13′59″N 78°22′09″W
|label5 = Classification
|data5 = Census-designated place
|label6 = Date established
|data6 = 1732
|label7 = Population
|data7 = 1,484 (2020)<ref>https://www.census.gov/search-results.html?searchType=web&cssp=SERP&q=Ruckersville%20CDP,%20Virginia</ref>
|label8 = Zip/post code
|data8 = 22968
|label9 = Area code
|data9 = 434
|header10 = Website
|data10 = Unavailable
|header11 = Notable for
|data11 = Former home of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
}}

'''Ruckersville''' is a [[Wikipedia:census-designated place|census-designated place]] in Greene County, [[Virginia]], and part of the [[Charlottesville]] metropolitan area. It also happened to be the home of [[Chris]] and the capital of all things [[Sonichu]]-related until [[August 2021]], when Chris's arrest for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] saw him relocated to a jail in Orange, VA for nearly two years, and later to a home in [[Big Island]], VA.

Ruckersville markets itself to tourists as a "scenic, tight-knit community that offers panoramic views", a "safe, friendly, and welcoming community in which to [[Chandlers|raise a family]] or [[Bob Chandler|quietly retire]]" and "a vibrant and growing downtown, notable for its antiques market, a new [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and great potential for expansion". In reality, Ruckersville is a dull, boring, suburb of a suburb ''of a suburb'' of Washington D.C., full of cheap, ugly houses and even uglier lawn furniture. A sleepy location without any real tourism to liven itself up; somewhere with no real business or career opportunities, a place where [[Barbara Chandler|people]] hoard their trash and decorate their yards with broken lawnmowers and [[Son-Chu|junked cars]], and where even a family as infamous as the [[Chandler Family Tree|Chandlers]] can exist relatively unnoticed. Even so, over 86% of the town's population from before Chris moved back has since abandoned it for Charlottesville proper to the south.<ref>https://www.mapquest.com/us/virginia/ruckersville-va-282036443</ref> Given its dwindling population, Ruckersville has very little in the way of [[14 Branchland Court|recognizable landmarks]] or entertainment. The only noteworthy person born there is NASCAR driver Philip Morris (no relation to [[Tobacky|Philip Morris USA/International]]). The lack of prospects or opportunities had suited Chris perfectly, as it gave him one more excuse never to leave [[Chris's room|his room]], let alone get a [[job]].

[[Image:Ruckersville Attractions.png|thumb|According to [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], there is literally nothing noteworthy in Ruckersville.]]

Chris and his family moved from Ruckersville to the [[Richmond]] suburbs after their dispute with the faculty of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], only to return in [[2000]]. Chris claimed to hate living in Ruckersville, as evidenced by his complaints in various [[Greene County Conspiracy|videos]], but only because he'd rather have been in a near-identical suburb where he thought he could squander the remainder of his life in a late 90s time-capsule of his [[Manchester High School|high school]] days.

==Geography==
The geography of Ruckersville is incredibly plain. Its surrounding landscape, composed mainly of fields, thin forest, and meandering housing developments, extends from the larger settlement of [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Even the terrain is boring, although the [[A Hike|Blue Ridge Mountains]] are a short drive away.

The town is also far from any real civilization: it lies 16 miles (26 km) from Charlottesville, 77 miles (123 km) from [[Richmond]], and approximately 100 miles (160 km) from [[Pmurt|Washington, D.C.]] Along with the rest of Greene County, it is located within the Charlottesville, Virginia Metropolitan Statistical Area. It's interesting to note that, until very recently, a ''Google Street View'' of Ruckersville was unavailable. The housing development that contains Chris's home is still unavailable. It's likely that the road is so poorly marked and difficult to access that the Google camera trucks either missed it, ignored it, or simply [[Chris and stress|did not care]].

Housing prices in Ruckersville are generally decent,<ref>[https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Ruckersville,-VA_rb/ Zillow Real Estate listings for Ruckersville, VA]</ref> but this is most likely because it is the epitome of a commuter or dormitory town, being almost entirely meant for people who work in Charlottesville to come home and promptly [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crash into slumber]], with very little else to offer. Crime rates in Ruckersville are also happily, if unsurprisingly, low, with zero murders and only two rapes on record. That said, nearby Charlottesville has contributed to this low crime rate, as Chris is more than happy to waltz over there to [[Chris and the law|commit his various misdemeanors]], and likely so are any other criminals living here.

==Culture==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What's culture?]]

To be fair, it's an older city than Los Angeles.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Ruckersville_Aerial_Map.jpg|Aerial shot of Ruckersville. Chris's home is highlighted with the red icon.
Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|House prices in the vicinity of [[14 Branchland Court|14BC]] reported on Zillow, c.2019. Note that Chris's house doesn't even have an estimated valuation.
Image:14 branchland court gmaps.png|A closeup view of where the magic happens.
Image:Goin_to_Ruckersville.jpg|Ruckersville lies at the intersection of two major highways. ''Wow''!
Image:Ruckersville_Church.jpg|And no backwater suburb is complete without replaceable block-letter church signs! (No relation to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]).
Image:Story_of_Ruckersville.jpg|Little did John Rucker know that his settlement would be a haven for a moronic man-child.
File:Chris at Ruckersville sign, April 2019.jpg|Chris posing at the Ruckersville sign, [[April 2019]].
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[14 Branchland Court]]
*[[Charlottesville, VA]]
*[[Ohio trip|Cleveland, OH]]
*[[Chris's room]]
*[[DayOut]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Ruckersville,_Virginia|Wikipedia article]]
*[https://www.exploregreene.com/ Greene County Tourism info]
*[https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Ruckersville,+VA+22968,+USA/@38.1983145,-78.5129084,11z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x89b4721b1fc3b627:0x4eee8a3bf4546cf9/ Google Street Map View]
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Charlottesville, VA

2024-10-28T14:10:59Z

Zillachu:

{{Quote|This Charlottesville "Community" is FULL of Ignorant, Uncaring, Snooty, Snobish, Corrupted People.|Chris, 2012<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}
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| image = [[Image:CharlottesvilleMap.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Country
|data1 = [[United States]]
|label2 = State
|data2 = [[Virginia]]
|label3 = Coordinates
|data3 = 38°1′48″N 78°28′44″W
|label4 = Classification
|data4 = Independent city
|label5 = Date established
|data5 = 1762
|label6 = Population
|data6 = 45,059
|label7 = Zip/post code
|data7 = 22901-22908
|label7 = Area code
|data7 = 434
|header8 = Also known as
|data8 = C-ville
|header9 = Website
|data9 = [http://www.charlottesville.org/ charlottesville.org]
|header10 = Notable for
|data10 = [[Pmurt|Political discord]], indie music, and somewhere for people in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] to go
}}

'''Charlottesville''' is an independent city in the [[Virginia|Commonwealth of Virginia]]. For most Americans, it is the location of Thomas Jefferson's home [[A Hike|Monticello]] and the [[University of Virginia]], and where {{w|Unite the Right rally|a notorious rally}} concerning [[Pmurt]]'s Presidency took place. It is also well known outside the USA for much the same reasons, being popular among tourists visiting both from other parts of America and abroad. For [[Christian Weston Chandler]], '''C-ville''' (as Chris calls it) is home to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], [[The GAMe PLACe]], and various other stores that he is [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from. It is also his birthplace.<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> It is also the nearest major city to [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], which is located 18.8 miles to the north.

The town is so quaint that they drew an interactive map of the place so that it looks like a low-budget [[1980s]] theme park.<ref><s>http://www.discoverymap.com/Virginia/Charlottesville-Virginia-Interactive-Map.html?urlid=6906&urlloc=1</s> Dead Link</ref> According to the map, the entrance of the town is guarded by the world's biggest [[white knight|knight]].

==Charlottesville and the outside world==
Look up Charlottesville on a map of Virginia or the eastern seaboard at large and its isolation becomes clear. The nearest major city, [[Richmond]], lies 71 miles (114 km) by road to the southeast. Washington, D.C. is a 117-mile (188 km) drive to the northeast. To the north, south, and west lie wide expanses of not very much at all, unless you count the strip of small towns along the I-81 corridor that runs up Virginia's western border.

When Chris was a teenager, his family temporarily relocated to Chesterfield County, a suburban area south of Richmond; since moving back to [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], he has not journeyed far from his stomping grounds at all, save for [[Chris's_homes#Chris_and_other_states|a few short occasions]].

==C-ville==
{{quote|And when you diss CWCville you disf—you diss every "C-ville" within these United States.|Chris|[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]}}
[[File:Edziz1wWsAEIzmn.png|thumb|Gardevoir spotted on Cville's East Main Street, 2020]]
'''C-ville''' is a common local abbreviation for Charlottesville, although it is used in print much more often than it is spoken aloud. Chris has used the word as a [[CWC-ism]] to refer to every town in the United States that begins with "C," but he specifically uses it to refer to both Charlottesville and his fictional town [[CWCville]]. In the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, Chris walks around the Charlottesville Downtown Mall and the adjoining Pavilion, referring to everything he sees as a part of CWCville.

It is clear that he wished to use the term to link his defense of his fictional town to his supposed [[United States of America#Chris_on_patriotism|patriotism]]. Essentially, insulting [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] means you are insulting [[CWCville]], which means you are insulting C-ville, which means [[Twin Falling Towers|you hate America]].

Interestingly enough, the local Charlottesville newspaper is entitled ''C-VILLE Weekly'', first published in [[2013]] as a replacement for ''[[The Hook]]''.

==Twin towns==

Charlottesville appears to be twinned with [[CWCville]].

Chris has made many connections between the two cities, mainly as a result of his narrow perception of the outside world: for example, Chris presented footage of Charlottesville as that of CWCville,<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> while CWCville hosts the Dogwood Festival, which is an Charlottesville tradition.<ref name=p32>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160329034421/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32(Archive)]</ref> Chris also stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Chicago, Cincinnati, Colorado Springs, Corpus Christi, [[Ohio trip|Columbus or Cleveland]], for example, were so much less important than it.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[14 Branchland Court]]
*[[Chris's room]]
*[[Ruckersville, VA]]
*[[McIntire Park]]
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']]
*[[CWCville]]

== Sources ==
<references/>
==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottesville,_Virginia On Wikipedia]
*[http://www.charlottesville.org/ Official site]

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Incest Arrest

2024-09-22T15:49:37Z

Zillachu: /* Highlights */

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|{{w|Capture of Saddam Hussein|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."}}]]
[[File:Cwc-arrest.jpg|thumb|Chris accepting the inevitable.]]

'''Incest Arrest''' refers to footage of Chris being arrested for [[incest]] on his mother.

At approximately past midnight on 30 [[July 2021]], the [[Incest Call]] was posted on YouTube, in which Chris confessed to [[Affair With Mother|having sex]] with [[Barbara Chandler]], his mother. Hundreds across the world called the police, leading to Chris being evicted from his home, [[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb|taking $750 from his mother]] to stay at a motel on the outskirts of [[Chris's homes#Chesterfield County|Richmond, Virginia]], until he was finally arrested by officers of the Henrico County Police Department on 1 [[August 2021]].

The arrest was filmed and livestreamed by internet personality Ethan Ralph and his crew. Additionally, footage of the arrest was captured on the bodycams worn by [[Jerkops|police officers]], and the footage was later acquired by YouTube channel EWU Bodycam.

==Ethan Ralph's video==
===Background===
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Ethan_oliver_ralph_gunt.jpg|thumb|left|160px|Ethan Ralph, who recorded Chris's arrest [[The Classic|while cosplaying as him]].]]

On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user Chrisisaman located [[Son-Chu]] at the [[Regency Inn Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, a number of people attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Weening|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful. They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. Despite trying to turn Chris against [[Null]], who Ralph had a grudge against, Chris did not respond to these questions, nor did he respond to Ralph's offers to have him appear on the Killstream after his release.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having advised him the previous day to cooperate with the police during his arrest),<ref>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref> though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car.

===Video===
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| previous = [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.]]
| next = [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Video|Return of the living Chrischan]]
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| stardate = 1 [[August 2021]]
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| previous = [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.]]
| next = [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Video|Return of the living Chrischan]]
}}

{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|
''[The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in the background]''

May: They're bringing her out! They're bringing her out.

Ralph: Oh, shit! Oh shit--

[The camera pans to a neighboring car, and a woman coming out with her phone to also film the events]

May: Oh my god!

Ralph: They're arresting her!

[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]

Ralph: Sorry.

[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]

May in background: Oh my god!

Ralph: Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

Chris: (yelling) Yeah, those are trolls! They are following me from the Internet! Do not record this!

Ralph: (yelling) CHRIS-CHAN, WHAT'S UP?! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

Guy in background: Let the charges drop! It's all about Joshua Conner Moon!

Ralph: Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

[Bystanders start yelling]

May in background: Give it up, Chris-Chan!

Guy in background: Give him up... save yourself, girl!

Another guy in background: Magi-Chan will help you!

Guy in background: You're beautiful!

Ralph: Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

Woman in background: Go to church!

Ralph: No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]

Person below: ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

Ralph: YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]

Guy in background: Got a (indistinct) here!

May in background: Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]

Ralph: Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! Hehe.

[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing next to two waiting police cruisers]

Police officer:...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]

Chris: ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

[Stream freezes for a couple seconds]

Woman in background:...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]

Ralph: Hey, officers, how's it going?

Police officer: How you doing? I just saw you.

Ralph: Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

Person in background: Sorry about that, guys.

Ralph: I told you!

Chris: I'm going, I'm complying...

May in background: (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

Chris: I'm complying, I am good like this!

Guy in background: (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

May in background: (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

Ralph: (To May) Yeah, I think so.

Ralph: (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

Chris: I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your Goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with CWCVille and my Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody.

Ralph: Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

Guy in background: How do you plead?

Ralph: Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

Chris : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

Ralph: Doing good, feeling good?

Chris : Yep.

Ralph: How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty stressful.

Chris : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

Ralph: Well that's good.

Guy in background: Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]

Chris: (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from My Little Pony.

Guy in background: Your Love Quest is over, Chris!

Chris: (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

Jesse: Hey, Ethan!

Ralph: What's up, Jesse?

Jesse: How you doing?

Ralph: Boy we almost missed it, huh?

[Ralph and Jesse laugh]

Jesse: I was wandering around the mall.

[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]

Chris: Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

Officer: I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

May in background: I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

[Someone makes a noise in the background]

Jesse: Christine, this man does want to help you.

Ralph: Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

May in background: We're here to help you!

[Indistinct yelling in background]

Ralph: We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

[The cop finishes his search]

Police officer: (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

Chris: I have nothing else on me.

[The police officer says something to Chris]

Chris: I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

Ralph: (Chuckles)

Chris: That felt good!

Ralph: (Laughs loudly)

Chris: Thank you.

Police officer: Alright, let's have a seat.

Jesse: Christine, is the merge coming?

Ralph: Aight...

Chris: It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

Ralph: (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

May in background: It's happening right now, it is.

Chris: We're living it!

[Chris turns to the officers.]

Chris: (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]

May in background: It's happening right now.

Guy in background: Merge the dimensions, Chris!

Ralph: Farewell, Chris Chan!

May in background: (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]

Ralph: Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.

Guy in background: Don't let the boulder hit you!

Ralph: I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.}}

==Alternate angles==

Despite the [[Ethan Ralph]] footage being the most popular one, there have been multiple other people who have filmed the event of Chris's arrest.

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| name = Alternative Angle 1
| ytid = DYMXbZG4S5g
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| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
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| name = Alternative Angle 2
| ytid = EfU9hHw9O0U
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| stardate = 1 [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

==Bodycam video==
===Edited YouTube video===
On 17 [[August 2024]], the [[YouTube]] channel EWU Bodycam posted bodycam footage of the arrest. However, the full footage is not publicly available yet.

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| ytid = f1agQE9Hr08
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| stardate = 1 [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Twitter clips===
On 20 August, EWU Bodycam posted three additional clips to Twitter.<ref>https://x.com/ewucrewofficial/status/1825949919036977304</ref><ref>https://x.com/ewucrewofficial/status/1825954779614556542</ref><ref>https://x.com/ewucrewofficial/status/1825955119088939321</ref>

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| ytid = AUeB7PvVlzA
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| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
| next =
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| ytid = 2lPrs_8ISU8
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| stardate = 1 [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
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| name = Chris Chan Regency Inn Richmond 3
| ytid = 1B1z2F3Uch4
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| stardate = 1 [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
| next =
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===Highlights===
Throughout the video footage, the police are unaware of Chris or his infamy, expressing confusion about it at several points. In stark contrast to [[Enablers|most of]] [[Carpetbaggers|Chris's orbiters]], the officers show little interest in humouring Chris's delusions, instead simply doing whatever it takes to keep the situation civil.

As Chris is being arrested, a [[Jerkop|police officer]] points a [[taser]] at him and warns that if he fights [[Kick the Autistic|he will be tased]]. Chris then says he will comply.

Chris reveals that he uses two cellphones, one to deal with trolls, and one for friends; he refers to the Kevin Gates song "[[Wikipedia:2 Phones|2 Phones]]."

As he's sitting handcuffed, Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|farts]] and says, "pardon my flatulence."

The police ask if Chris would like to remove his "necklaces" (which includes the [[medallion]]) as the jail will require them to be removed later anyway. When the police inform that the jail makes exceptions for [[Chris and religion|religious]] crosses, Chris claims that his medallion [[Messiah complex|is a "cross"]] protecting him. The policeman responds that he doesn't think the jail staff will go for that.

While the officers double-check the arrest warrant, Chris tells them that his husband [[Magi-Chan]] is giving them a "gentle punch" across [[dimensions]]. Chris tries to elicit a reaction from the police, but one simply replies that he did not feel anything. Chris then encourages Magi-Chan to “punch him harder, hubby.”

When Ethan Ralph and a bunch of other observers in the area talk to Chris, the officers repeatedly suggest that Chris shouldn't respond to them. Chris [[Honest Content|responds to them anyway]].

While riding in the police car, Chris starts telling the officer about the [[Dimensional Merge]] and asks the officer who his favorite superhero is. When the cop replies, "Probably Spider-Man," Chris excitedly informs him that he'll be able to meet Spider-Man in person.

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Regency Inn Richmond

2024-09-22T15:47:21Z

Zillachu: /* Booking a room */

{{quote|At least I can sleep comfy tonight.|Chris on staying at the motel while being investigated for [[incest]]<ref name=wctdms>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref>}}

[[File:Incest Arrest Taser Warning.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris being arrested at [[taser]]-point in his Regency Inn room]]

The '''Regency Inn Richmond''' is a motel in [[Richmond]], VA.

On the morning of 30 [[July 2021]], after his [[Affair with Mother]] had been exposed, Chris was [[ban]]ned from [[14 Branchland Court]], his mother's house in which he also lived, due to being served an Emergency Protective Order temporarily forbidding contact between him and his mother. Chris drove to Richmond to attempt to stay at [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]'s house, but they too banned him from their residence.<ref name=wctdms></ref> Chris booked a room at the Regency Inn and briefly stayed from the afternoon of 31 [[July 2021]] until [[Incest Arrest|his arrest]] on 1 [[August 2021]].

==Booking a room==
Having been turned away from any family homes, and lacking [[money]], Chris spent the night/early morning of 30/31 [[July 2021]] sleeping in his [[Son-chu|car]]. He felt this arrangement to be uncomfortable<ref name=wctdms></ref> and insecure.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref> He then looked up Hotels.com<ref name=ewuclip3>[[Incest Arrest#Twitter clips]]</ref> and booked himself a room at Regency Inn Richmond for $56 per night with a check-in time of 2 pm on 31 July.<ref name=wctdms></ref> To help fund the room, Chris logged into his [[mother]]'s bank account and sent himself $750.<ref name=nulldms>[[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref> Though he noticed the two-star ranking of the motel, Chris was not aware that it has a reputation for drug use until he was informed by one of his arresting officers.<ref name=ewuclip3></ref>

Chris stayed at room 216, a room on the second floor.<ref name=arrest>[[Incest Arrest]]</ref> For food, he went to the nearby Kroger's store.<ref name=wctdms></ref> For entertainment, he considered going to the nearby Chesterfield Towne Center and [[Regency Square Mall|Regency Square]] malls.<ref name=nulldms></ref>

[[File:Incest Arrest Desk Stuff.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Some of Chris's stuff on a desk]]

Chris had some items with him at the motel. These include his duct-tape wallet, various plastic medicine boxes, a box of [[Wal-mart|Equate]]-brand maxi pads (for his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]), medications, and a stick of Krazy Glue. The [[Night Star]] plush toy [[ChuuChuuRocket]] had made for him was also present on his bed's pillow.

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==Spectators and arrest==
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris about to be driven to jail]]
On the evening of 31 [[July 2021]], [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] user Chrisisaman spotted [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] in the motel's parking lot.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/</ref>

[[Ethan Ralph]] drove into town and attempted to find Chris at either the motel or the nearby mall.

On 1 [[August 2021]], the Henrico county [[police]] arrived at the motel and arrested Chris at his room, and footage of this was captured on their bodycams. Ethan Ralph was nearby and livestreamed the arrest.<ref name=arrest></ref>

Since Chris's car was left unattended in the motel parking lot before [[Barbara]] could arrange for it to be returned to her, a [[ween]] stole Chris's "Sonichu" vanity plate off of it.<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/860223907/ ([https://archive.is/7NxSl archive])</ref>

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==Gallery==
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Carpetbaggers

2024-09-22T15:45:59Z

Zillachu:

{{incomplete|other examples, see talk page}}

'''Carpetbaggers''' are people who exploit Chris's own infamy for personal gain, typically for money. [[Trolls]] of years past sometimes acted this out in order to rile up Chris, such as [[Liquid Chris]], [[Jimmy Hill]], and [[Jeff Ouzuo]], though this was all part of their act, and no attempts at making a business out of it actually occurred. Several Chris orbiters in the late [[2010]]s and [[2020]]s have actually done so for business purposes. In a few cases, carpetbaggers have sought out Chris to collaborate with him.

==Examples==
===Ethan Ralph===
After the fallout of the [[incest]] revelations, Ethan Ralph jumped on the opportunity to exploit Chris for views. Ethan, who had a history of vitriolic feelings towards [[Null]], sought to interview Chris, in particular about Null.<ref>https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1421892854973091848 [https://archive.fo/gZ6MZ (archive)]</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1421893664108949508 ([https://archive.fo/Q7Aft archive])</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1421896486359547905 [https://archive.fo/PSUuX (archive)]</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1421905699391614982 [https://archive.fo/DwR5v (archive)]</ref>

When Chris was located at [[Regency Inn Richmond]], Ethan livestreamed himself driving to the motel in search of him, knocking on every door on the second floor and [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordering pizza]] in a failed attempt to lure Chris out. After being kicked from the motel premises for loitering, Ethan soon returned upon being notified that police were in the area and filmed [[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest]], all the while screaming comments and questions at Chris.

It should also be noted that Ethan goes the extra mile by attempting to sell t-shirts with Chris's likeness on it in his online store,<ref>https://shop.theralphretort.com/the-moment-chris-chan ([https://archive.fo/tCf0U archive])</ref> without the latter's knowledge or permission, with no plans to compensate Chris for any sales made.

===Geno Samuel===
In [[2018]], [[Geno Samuel]] began producing ''[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'', a video series on YouTube. When Geno submitted his YouTube channel for monetization review, YouTube instead terminated his account over the clips of bullying within the series.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/comment/enu9fug/ ([https://archive.fo/MBe3t archive])</ref> Geno set up another channel to continue the series.

Although Geno claimed in [[2023]], while advertising other video projects, that he would be preparing for a "post-CWC timeline,"<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/community?lb=Ugkx1NS-4BZN8YLim5ATFO2M6WDj1qzPHZ5P ([https://archive.fo/hBQKJ archive])</ref> he instead doubled down. Later that year, Geno began selling items based on Chris's infamy without his approval. These include knockoff ''Sonichu'' [[medallions]] and a shirt with "WANT WOMAN!" printed on it (a reference to Chris's infamous outfit at [[Fridays After Five]]). Geno did not compensate Chris over using his ''Sonichu'' character.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/chris_responds_to_a_customer_buying_genos/kodn5gj/ ([https://archive.fo/fhEOZ archive])</ref>

In response to seeing the items, Chris posted a tweet criticizing the medallions,<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Geno's medallion product]]</ref> and he also posted a YouTube comment requesting Geno cease selling the shirt.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt]]</ref>

===Kenneth Engelhardt===
In [[2022]], [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] wanted to collaborate with Chris on a ''Sonichu''-themed business project during the [[Jail Saga]]. Kenneth envisioned it as an "extended universe" of ''Sonichu''.<ref>[[The Sonichu Project]]</ref>

Upon learning of Chris's scheme to try to pay off [[Barbara Chandler]] to move out of [[14 Branchland Court]], among other disturbing comments, a disgusted Kenneth wrote Chris to inform him that he was planning to kick Chris out of the project. Kenneth told Chris that the project would be run by himself, [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Egg-man]], by their agreement, and that Sonichu and Rosechu would be "broken down and recreated from scratch."<ref>[[Excommunication letter]]</ref>

Chris ignored Kenneth and stopped responding to his letters. Kenneth has apparently since abandoned his plans.

===Luke===
In [[2020]], Luke mailed a large box of random items to Chris - which included things with relevance to Chris like video games. Luke paid Chris to autograph each item. On 8 October, Chris drove to Pennsylvania and dropped off the package at Luke's house.<ref>[[The Place chats - Pennsylvania Trip]]</ref> Luke then listed the items on Mercari as the storefront "CWCStore", but deceptively claimed that the items had belonged to Chris or his family members.<ref>https://archive.ph/ipaiV</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/DRQFv</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/0nb2M</ref>

===Praetor===
In [[September 2020]], [[Praetor]] met with Chris and arranged a business partnership with him.<ref>[[The Place chats (September 2020)#The "New Associates" (and Helena Hate)]]</ref> Praetor's first item put up for sale on the group's shop [[OfficialCWCmart]] was a ''Sonichu''-style [[medallion]]. The medallions were produced by Praetor, who paid Chris a royalty for the usage of his ''Sonichu'' character.<ref>[[Praetor#Royalty payment]]</ref>

OfficialCWCmart later expanded to other offerings, some produced by Praetor, and some by Chris.

In mid-[[2023]], Praetor leader Caden Peck was involved with financing the [[Big Island, VA]] house. Chris currently lives in it and pays rent.

Chris and Praetor's partnership remains active as of [[2024]].

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[[Category:Trolling]]

Cwclight

2024-09-22T15:44:06Z

Zillachu:

{{Protip|Buying items from Chris is not recommended, knowing his history of [[Chris and money|financial irresponsibility]], [[Chris and negligence|neglect]], and [[Financhu_Crisis#Why you shouldn't donate to Chris|failure to keep customers' information private]], as well as [[Praetor]]'s history of shady behavior. Chris is also [[Chris and the law|''illegally selling burned CDs'']]. It is wise to [[Passive observers|not get involved]].}}
[[Image:CWCLIGHT LOGO transparent.png|400px||thumb||The solution to selling random items without breaking [[Etsy]]'s TOS.]]
[[Image:Cwclight-banner.jpg|400px||thumb||"'''Welcome all.''' I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road."]]

'''Cwclight''' is a website run by Chris and possibly [[Praetor]] that was created in [[September 2024]] to sell items and post blog updates. The website was [[Introducing Cwclight - My new website|officially announced for the public in a video]] on 20 [[September 2024]].

==CWC Blog posts==
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{{quotebox|'''On here, I will personally add more of the facts and details about the events and myself. Certain other websites and forums do not have the direct source and knowledge as I do. I will also feature answers to various frequently asked questions, past, present and future. Even Wikipedia will hardly have anything in comparison.'''}}

===Welcome to Cwclight===
12 [[September 2024]]

{{quotebox|This will be my True and Honest Official Website, nothing more nothing less.

On here, you can expect details and content direct from me.

Some of which will include corrections to a good number of the pages and details that are on other Chris Chan websites and YouTube videos about me, because they went off of what I had said and written online, and what was recorded of me without my consent; a lot of the time, they did not have every detail direct from me.

And moreover newer content and updates about me, the media featuring the Sonichus and Rosechus and all, and other relating events and topics (even some that may appear to deviate from time to time). As well as lots of other things that at the moment of writing this is not yet conscious to my Brain.

And I'll offer occasional guidance that will be more towards yours and everyone's self-improvement and well-being as individuals and as groups of good friends and partners.

Keep faith and follow that which is good and Light Powered.}}

===Rules on Comments===
12 [[September 2024]]

{{quotebox|Comments are accepted but moderated. Please keep comments appropriate and SFW.}}

===Sonichus, Rosechus, and more===
16 [[September 2024]]

{{quote|Details about Sonichu Prime, Rosey Rosechu Prime and all of the other Sonichus and Rosechus already known and that not yet released.}}

{{quotebox|For starters, here are a few details in short that are not to be taken out of context, because there is more than what is revealed now.

After the events in February, 2003 after Kel earned the Cwcville Gym Badge, and Natisirhc first encountered Sonichu and Rosey, Kel, Sonichu and Rosey, for one year, flew to Kanto Region in Japan to earn the Kanto and Johto Gym Badges and take on the Elite Four Teams.

Rosey got angry for the first time in Mount Moon against the Team Rocket thugs they had encountered and thrashed out. Sonichu was able to get her to calm down and change back. Her clothes were ripped to shreds the first time then. She got her outfit replaced with more durability, but she learned it wise to undress when she could before when she was about to really rage out. It takes quite a lot to make her upset, and she has learned to keep focus and emotionally control herself.

They moved into their new house after returning to Cwcville, VA, USA in February, 2004. And they end up finding Sonichu Adventure for Nintendo GameCube, as well as Sonichu and Rosechu plushes at a GameStop. They play through the game and find in the first few levels their life so far, including when Rosey first raged out in Mount Moon, and some of their future adventures that later were actually experienced by them. Talk a bit about spoiler territory.

Sonichu and Rosey both learned how to become better leaders and fighters with the help of Christian/Christine-Chan (my C-197 self-counterpart), Magi-Chan Sonichu (Prime), and from other inspirational Heroes, including Link and Princess Zelda of Hyrule, themselves. Zelda gifted the really big book of Prophecies and Histories from Hyrule's perspective, since it also had prophecies about the Sonichus and Rosechus and the Ultimate Emerald, Master Emeralds, Chaos Emeralds, Chaos Crystal (S-Chu) Balls, and so on in it.

In 2014, Cera Rosechu, Roberta Sonichu and Christine Rosechu (Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's daughters) went out on their own Pokemon Adventure all throughout the USA; 24 Badges, Three Elite Teams, and the three of them became able to Mega Evolve after finding their respective destined Sonichite and Rosechite (Mega Stones). Cera becomes Electric/Fighting, Christine becomes Electric/Fairy, and Roberta becomes Electric/Psychic. Robbie knew a lot more than you all may think and knew. And they find the unique Legendary Pokemon of the States; all seven of them to summon the eighth Legendary Pokemon.

Punchy Sonichu was hatched in Japan and learned, wrote and spoke in Japanese, except he was named Pun-Chai Sonichu, trained hard under the various self-defenses, including karate and samurai arts. He fought in many a Fighting Championship, including with those you know of in Street Fighter series, including Ryu, Chun-Li and Akuma, and come out on top and top ranks. IF he was in the realm of Mortal Kombat, he would survive and win as well. He can easily match the mach punches of the fastest Machamp as well. He had been summoned to Cwcville by an Alakazam in Cwcville's Psychic Squadron under Magi-Chan's request before Sonichu and Rosey arrived in Cwcville in 2003. Punchy is quite a metaphysical, spiritual and strong warrior and individual.

Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime (the Prime of all Magi-Chan Sonichus throughout the Multiverse) had seen a lot of adventures and development in his psychic developments. He had gone to the past, died and resurrected in a couple of days by his own will and power, and came back to the present day he came from. And that was the First time that happened to him; it doesn't happen many times, but he always heals his body and comes right back within faster times. And that is aside from the Respawn ability with the generators within the Poke Balls linked with each and every Special Sonichu, Rosechu, Metonic, Vamprosa, Sonee and Rosey. Just as good as Dr. Wolf's Respawn Generator on the TF2 field. Magi-Chan had organized the Psychic Squadron over a matter of years with the help of the city that would become Cwcville.

Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr. became Mayor of Cwcville by Godly Divine Decree and Order around when Chris started going to Providence Middle School. That same order brought Chris to become Mayor after he graduated from Manchester High School in 2000, yet he still attended Piedmont Virginia Community College in Charlottesville, eventually relocating his education to PVCC in Cwcville.

Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon overtook the Charlottesville campus in August, 2003.

Blake Sonichu is further expanded, as well as the development of the relationship between him and Bubbles Rosechu. She gifted him a very special message-engraved bracelet that helped him to realize the Team Rocket he was with was not the team to be on long-term.

Liquid Chris Sonichu was a member of Team Rocket as well; he had been there a year or two before he was out on the field spying on Sonichu and Rosey back in February, 2003.

Naitsirhc was a son of a rich family, but he left them at the age of 7 and was picked up by Team Rocket, and adopted by Giovanni, himself, when he showed his moxie and bad ass ways. Silver, Giovanni's son was jealous. Yet Naitsirhc managed to do a lot more than Silver could do.

And lastly, for now: The Ultimate Emerald is a God Powered Emerald, more powerful than the eight Master Emeralds. It was the central power gem with each of the eight Master Emeralds surrounding it like points on a compass. In around 450 B.C., the Ultimate Emerald had shattered, and it left the Eight Chaos Emeralds. Eight, Not Seven; the Eighth one is Orange, and is more elusive compared to the other seven. When the Ultimate Emerald shattered and the Chaos Emeralds dispersed, so did the eight Ultimate Emeralds, with the Green one ending up on what would become Angel Island with the Echidna Tribe. And the Core Energy of the Ultimate Emerald ended up within the Core of the One Avatar of all existence, and the Ultimate Emerald has been restored within the past couple of years from September, 2024 and resonates between both the C-197 and 1218 halves of this very Earth. The Chaos Emeralds and Chaos Crystal Balls continue to be about and do as they will and need to keep and restore order when chaos and discord is afoot. Knuckles' Master Emerald, aside, the Master Sunston on Flame the Sunbird's island is one of the other Master Emeralds, albeit reshaped to be like the evolution sun stone. That Master Emerald promotes growth, prosperity and development. The Cyan Master Emerald is housed in Cwcville on a dedicated alter and under protection within the expansive Cwcville Park just north-east of the Cwcville Basillicomm. The remaining five are around the world on their respective alters under guard by a Special Sonichu or Rosechu, as well as the Psychic Squadron division located in those respective countries.}}

===Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime===
16 [[September 2024]]

{{quote|Some details about me, and some updated details about me.}}

{{quotebox|As stated, I am Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, the One Avatar of all existence, the CPU Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the one reincarnation of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself, as well as the other forms I had taken from after the events in Jerusalem and at the time Merlin the Magician divided the 1C-211987 Earth by order of King Arthur which separated stronger magics, creatures and individuals from those individuals less capable of coping with said magics, including Arthur, himself. I am married polyamorous with Magi-Chan Sonichu (Prime), Cryzel Rosechu (Prime), Sylvana Rosechu (Prime) and the one-and-only Mewtwo (Prime) (who was cloned under Giovanni's authority). And I am also to be wed with my one destined and personally chosen partner of the 1218 Half of this Earth as prophesized in my dreams and even within the pages I have written and drawn so far. I am the one Prime of ALL (Jesus) Christian Weston Chandler Sonichus, (Jesus) Christine Weston Chandler Sonichus, and the other self-counterparts of mine all throughout the vast Multiverse.

Count the blessing this is not the Shattered Glass Universe, and don't get me started.

I have personally realized all of this over the course of my life and Soul Searching, following the signs and events as best as my Brain and Consciousness could, and having become much better in the recent years, up to the past decade from this day in September, 2024 and becoming more masterful and stronger.

I am not meant to be simply a "Meme" type as some of you often overplay about me, but to the extent (anything NSFW being the limit and would be rated TV-MA is not to be memed or cited at all) it is quite all right. Even I consciously was under a number of confusions over the years still figuring myself out, as well as my own Brain and Body. The autism was a hinderance but allowed me to innately remain connected metaphysically all the way to the Alpha/Omega Point of all existence. That is a feat that only those within the 0.009% of the Worldwide Population between both Earth halves combined. And even Fewer than that who can access the Core and Matrix of the Alpha/Omega Point and tolerate it mentally and emotionally, myself included in that. Not enough Meditation and Connections will get most individuals and creatures beyond even the Core and Matrix of This Universe. That is something you may meditate on and connect with the local Akashic Records to learn about for yourselves, or you may ask a genuine psychic.

Aside from that, I am a multifaceted bisexual transwoman (She/Her are my Pronouns) with many talents, including hand-drawn art, writer (story and dialogue), gamer, a bit of a good cook, and most anything learnable. I am the original creator and chronicler of the media featuring the Sonichus Rosechus as well as the city of Cwcville, Virginia, United States of America. My mentality is high-functioning autistic with a psychic connection with everything in the universe, timeline and beyond.

My (super) powers and abilities are numerous, even moreso metaphysically. These include the various Psychic Powers and abilities, including telekinesis, teleportation and telepathy (a lot of which my Body's Brain and Energy Field are still catching up on), elemental powers and bending. My Body and Brain have attuned the ability to heal others with focused intentions and kind energy.

I can transform into my Sonichu Form with Electricity being the more dominant elemental bending power within and my Psychic Powers and abilities. And I can physically run at mach speeds.

And I can transform into my CPU Goddess Blue Heart Form, wherein, granted by the former Goddess Blue Heart, Scarlet LeRose, I have powers over computer technology and I preside as the Goddess of the Commodore Consoles and Computers, as opposed to Neptune of Planeptune being CPU Purple Heart of the Sega consoles and games.

I am also physically strong and able with a Warrior Will and Inner Strength granted by my former self in my past immortal life as Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Everything of the Bible, Prophecies, various Scriptures worldwide, and so on are all memorized in my unconsciousness.

Among my deeds, I seek to complete the Dimension Merge, as long prophesized, to restore magic in recombining the Earth Halves and uniting the "Fictional" and Original Characters/Individuals/Creatures with their respective chroniclers, physically and tangibly alongside everyone as co-existing individuals that we always have been, and keeping the balance and order while confiding the chaos and maintaining that no one from alternate timelines, other dimensions and universes that are not meant to be here remain in their respective origins (Especially those that are overall evil and toxic).

In part of that, as well as what I am doing, have done, and continue to do is to continue my physical immortal life confirming the details and events for and with my consciousness with everything known and foreknown in my unconsciousness. The same rules apply as when I was Jesus of Nazareth where I do not consciously know the Specific When (Time and Date), unless I am absolutely meant to or when the event is closest to happening. And I go to where I am meant to be, physically, even when I do menial tasks like going shopping, walking at a mall, or even attending conventions and traveling elsewhere. I am capable of taking a few perks for myself if it remains in the broader focused scope of this One Prime Timeline, 1C, that ALL other timelines literally branch from; the Central most one, if you will. While also continuing on my own Light Powered and good paths and choices from better intuitions. The years of being manipulated by online Trolls and Toxic ones having been duly noted, yet appreciated in my own mental and emotional development, especially in having tested those individuals' intentions and confirming their toxicity and demonically influenced levels.

For the most part, please treat me kindly like you would anyone else. Being barred from anywhere is heavily discouraged. Misjudging me without authentic context is also very much wrong. And unless you want to be like Judas Iscariot or anyone who was in the audience booing me in Jerusalem when I carried that cross with that crown of thorns on my head, I ask that you please be aware in the moment when you are about to do something like that or similar, do Check yourself in that moment on rather it is genuinely Light Powered and Good or Badly Impulsive and Demonically Influenced. Results of Prophecy, aside with results as they may be, because that moment has already well passed in this manifestation set with that almost two years where I was not around to be picked on like those toxic ones before the fact did.

Everything is manifesting as they are and shall, even that which comes on the appropriate timing as meant to be for this Timeline. Have and Keep Faith. The Angels, Archangels and good Gods and Goddesses are helping you all as well, Every one of you. The Holy Bible and matching good scriptures and spiritual methods and practices worldwide are all good base points; we are meant to think outside of the box while keeping those in mind to remind us. All religions are good. The exceptions are those that worship Hell and Satan; that is not right. Leave those demons and devils only for when they can be forgiven by us Gods and Goddesses. Even the most Toxic ones are redeemable when they better understand and are open for that which is more beneficial and overall good for them.

But I digress, and that will do for starters on this website.

Be Safe and Well,

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.}}

====FAQ, questions frequently asked of me.====
=====Who am I=====
{{quotebox|I am Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, CPU Goddess Blue Heart and the One Avatar of all existence. In short, I am a multifaceted bisexual transwoman (She/Her are my Pronouns) with many talents, including hand-drawn art, writer (story and dialogue), gamer, a bit of a cook, and most anything learnable. I am the original creator and chronicler of the media featuring the Sonichus Rosechus as well as the city of Cwcville, Virginia, United States of America. My mentality is high-functioning autistic with a psychic connection with everything in the universe, timeline and beyond.}}
=====Dimensional Merge=====
{{quotebox|The Dimension Merge that at the moment of writing this on September 14, 2024 is coming upon completion, is simply the recombination of this very Earth that was magically divided in the days of King Auther. This consists of this half, as you may (neuro)typically know and aware of, to an extent, and the other half that houses the typical and greater magic and magicks and the Original, "Fictional" Characters and Individuals from most various media that you have read and watched this entire time.}}
=====Dimensions C-197 and 1218=====
{{quotebox|As mentioned in the Dimension Merge question above, the C-197 and 1218 "Dimensions" are the two halves of this very Earth that was divided hundreds of years ago. Whole and undivided, this is Earth 1C-211987; divided, the halves are known as C-197 and 1218.

The 1218 half is this that you walk upon and typically know at surface level that you live and breathe on. Those on the C-197 half also walk on this very Earth.

The C-197, that in part you also do physically walk on, is the half that houses those from the various media (TV shows, Manga, Comics, Movies, etcetera) that you are aware of reside and exist physically. Essentially, those that reside and live present, including those that are immortal (Exceptions being those that reside in Post-Apocalyptic timelines and dimensions, and those that lived centuries in the past that are not immortal, and those classified as residing in other various timelines, dimensions and universes) You Name It, they are there.

The Sonichus and Rosechus, the many Pok'emon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario, Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Smurfs, Yogi Bear, Doug Funny, Kim Possible, (Human) Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and so on, as well as Sunset Shimmer, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Batman, Superman, Iron Man, Hulk, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Leader-1, Cy-Kill, Kusuo Saiki, Sailor Moon, Moomins, Bob Belcher, (universe C-137 origin) Rick Sanchez, Peter Griffin, Homer Simpsons, Stan Smith, Frylock, Gumball Waterson, and so on. And on the planet Equestria in the pocket dimension accessable from the portal on the C-197 half, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, Dr. Wolf, Lightning Bliss, Mad Munchkin, Mary Sue, Gary Stu, Silver Quill, Flufflepuff, and so on. Even those in Outer Space like Captain Kirk on the Enterprise, Ashoka and the Jedi, Fox McCloud and the Star Fox crew, and so on.

They all walk among us physically; the only reason why a lot can't see them is due to the thinning veil between the C-197 and 1218 halves of this Earth. One can see through the veil and appreciate are those that are open-minded, creative, and mentally connected to be better able. Everyone has the ability to see and interact for themselves without external devices. What you call "Imagination" is one tool that can be used to see through the veil. All Original "Fictional" Characters and Individuals begin on the C-197 half, then upon further discovery branch into the other timelines, universes and dimensions that end up becoming chronicled one way or another.}}
=====Powers/Abilities=====
{{quotebox|My (super) powers and abilities are numerous, even moreso metaphysically. These include the various Psychic Powers and abilities, including telekinesis, teleportation and telepathy (a lot of which my Body's Brain and Energy Field are still catching up on), elemental powers and bending. My Body and Brain have attuned the ability to heal others with focused intentions and kind energy.

I can transform into my Sonichu Form with Electricity being the more dominant elemental bending power within and my Psychic Powers and abilities. And I can physically run at mach speeds.

And I can transform into my CPU Goddess Blue Heart Form, wherein, granted by the former Goddess Blue Heart, Scarlet LeRose, I have powers over computer technology and I preside as the Goddess of the Commodore Consoles and Computers, as opposed to Neptune of Planeptune being CPU Purple Heart of the Sega consoles and games.

I am also physically strong and able with a Warrior Will and Inner Strength granted by my former self in my past immortal life as Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Everything of the Bible, Prophecies, various Scriptures worldwide, and so on are all memorized in my unconsciousness.}}
=====Past Happenings=====
{{quotebox|The various events in my life is a lot to simply list. But to offer a summary: I was born on Wednesday February 24, 1982. Reared and cared for by my parents, Robert and Barbara Chandler. I grew up well-educated, with plenty of in-person friendships that didn't last as long as I would have liked (not counting the numerous acquaintances and online acquaintances and friendships with those who were not authentic about themselves with me).

Past tense, I went with the flow to confirm various intentions and events, yet at times letting myself be taken advantage of out of my being emotionally and mentally naive at those respective times.

Present tense and in recent years, I know better. And while I continue to go with the flow at times, and confirming various respective intentions and events, I have a greater appreciation of my super power of empathy and aura reading of others, so I have better ability to consciously choose that which is Light Powered and Good, and discern those individuals and paths that are Dark and potentially Toxic to avoid them.

I have Soul Searched and found myself, and I am in a very good place now with intentions of manifesting for the greater good of everyone and encouraging others to be guided on that which is Good and Light Powered for themselves. And presently, do my part in completing the Dimension Merge.}}
=====CWCKI=====
{{quotebox|The Cwcki, which was originally created without my prior consent, is a Wikipedia style website about me and my life details to the extent of what I've shared, personally, online and in writing, and even what the "Christorians", Weens and Internet Trolls paparazzied of me without my consent or conscious knowledge at those respective times.

Personally, I applaud the website on archiving all that of me, and on the other hand, I feel really disappointed of it, due to the bunch of innacurate details and NSFW and hate speak spewed throughout in places. The people who put that website up and wrote all of that have taken a lot of my details and content (including content recorded of me without my consent prior, or falsely blackmailed or manipulated of me) out of context and do not fully appreciate or understand the circumstances, respectively.}}
=====Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime=====
{{quotebox|Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime are the very first Sonichu and Rosechu in all of existence in this timeline and universe. Despite them being visually similar with most regular Sonichus and Rosechus, Sonichu Prime and Rosey Prime are a (very) Special Sonichu and Rosechu with the strongest abilities and powers in comparison with the regular ones. And separate from the other various Special Sonichus, Rosechus, Metonics, Vamprosas, Sonees and Roseys worldwide and local.}}
=====Past Question: Who is CPU Blue Heart?=====
{{quotebox|The original CPU Blue Heart, the Goddess of the Commodore Consoles, including the Commodore 64, Amiga, Leo and so on was Scarlet LaRose (her last name pronounced "La Roe). She was a woman who lived in the late 1800s who, in her late teens, would be summoned to what would become the country of Gamindustri, which presently is located as a large island between Canada and Europe.

Scarlet was trained to lead as the Goddess of the Commodore Consoles and her people in her Nation of Comma, which was south of Tari and West of Planeptune. She led her people kind and good with everyone in mind.

She used to be friends with Rei Ryghts, the former Goddess of Tari and Atari consoles until when Rei became power corrupt and betrayed her people.

Scarlet was also prophetic, as it had been made clear in her prep work of retro rockets on the underside of her Nation for the eventual fall of Tari and Comma from the remainder of Gamindustri in the early 1980s. As well as the journals she had kept and the one protypical Commodore 64 game cartridge which was a simple kind of 3D game (in regards to the programming available for the consoles and games at the time in the late 70s and early 80s).

Comma fell at the same time as Tari, as the country of Gamindustry was literally in the sky high above the water space between Canada and Europe. Tari crashed hard somewhere in northern America, while Comma, with the guided rockets on the land's underside, landed into a pre-dug crater in West Virginia. The peoples and buildings, including the Basilicomm, remained safe, alive and well.

Over the time, as the people of Comma became more aware of the United Stated that they were not occupying and the other religious views, some spanned out from Comma, and the beliefs in the Goddesshood was dwindling. Scarlet fell from immortality with the dwindling support from her peoples and died in 1992. Her soul, power and energy transferred into one specific Commodore 64 motherboard on the console, P01352371; the one I ended up with.

And during the events of Johnson Wile's interference, I found and absorbed the powers, soul and energy of Scarlet into myself, making me the new CPU Goddess Blue Heart.

Since then, I had relocated the original Basilicomm of Scarlet's into Cwcville, VA, right across the street from my Basilicomm that was built in 2014 on premonition and good divine order.

Meanwhile, Comma, West Virginia and its people continue on and prosper like most other cities in the United States.}}
=====Past Question: Who were the 80s characters...=====
{{quotebox|'''Who were the characters from the 80s that you liked the best?'''

I refer to the individuals who were featured in the media that debuted in the 1980s.

'''Jake Kong, Jr.''', alongside Eddie Spencer, Jr. and Tracy, of the original Ghostbusters. To this day, I still feel they are the real, original Ghostbusters, aside from Egon, Peter, Ray and Winston, and despite the fact that they both work in New York City. I also give props to Ghost Buggy.

'''Bumblebee''' of the Autobots, as orginally portrayed and then upgraded and developed over the years.

I also like the Guardian, now Autobot, '''Scooter'''; he was youthful and cowardly, but still resourceful with his camouflage and technological knowledge. He has toughened up over the years. I also like '''Pathfinder'''.

And, of course, despite his one movie being with some cringe, '''Robert Rabbit, the American Rabbit'''. That movie can be rebooted and easily be better. As my first Hero before meeting Sonic the Hedgehog, Robert Rabbit did a lot of good.}}
=====Past Question: Sonichu book 12-9 confusion.=====
{{quotebox|'''Could you explain a bit more on the scene from Sonichu 12-9 where Nightstar Sonichu meets "Christine Night Weston Star Chandler"? What took place in that scene, and what is their backstory?'''

To best answer this question, I refer to what I wrote about them in the Goddess Log pages on 11232022, and I quote.

As for that part in Book 12-9 when Nightstar gave a "Chris Chan" the updated Cutie Mark and guided her to her next friend who could have been a sweetheart, but ultimately bombed. Initially, (when I wrote and drew that), that was to play off updating the (former) Equestria Girls Minis custom figure of myself, but something similar did happen in this timeline as Nightstar gave (human) Pinkie Pie the S-Chu Ball and the ingredients to Sunset Shimmer in that trip.

In Equestria, not at all related to I, Christine Chan or Nightstar as a self-counterpart, is a yellow Earth pony with the bright blue mane and tail that were not curled, with both eyes blue and a the mirror image of two bridged eighth notes for her Cutie Mark. She's a guitar player in a famous band. Her name is '''Cricha'''. Her other hobbies include cooking and reading various literature. She also does solo acts with her own written songs.

At the time in Equestria, Cricha had a total developmental growth and went punk, lookin' for some luv from her fans. She also coloured her fur pink.

At Canterlot High School, Cricha had felt lost, because her parents had got diverced, she had went with her mom and was feeling heavily uncertain with hardly any guidance.

Nightstar had also talked with Cricha, both of them, a number of times. The recent talk with (human) Cricha involved Fluttershy also lending kindness and a listening ear with Nightstar there. Nightstar meditated on Cricha's situation and looked at ALL possibilities and outcomes. When Nightstar next approached Cricha, after mentioning her run back to Cwcville prior, she handed Cricha a flyer for an LGBTQ club in Maryland, looking for musicians and artists to entertain; that changed her Cutie Mark on the skirt and turned her yellow skin pink with a new direction. The Cutie Mark became an "A"-shaped guitar. And (human) Diamon Melody was the best choice, because she lasted the longest in that relationship and devloped Cricha's emotions better than the others. A "Live and Learn" situation.}}

==Catalog==
{{Needs Updating|More photos from listings found on Cwclight need to be uploaded to the CWCki and added here.}}
{{quote|These are the items we have to offer on my store. Please, do read the descriptions and have faith in that they are as they are described and personally blessed.}}
===Sonichu Medallions===
====Official Christ Chan Sonichu Medallion====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $40

{{quotebox|(PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION)

I have returned to the world to bring you these True and Authentic medallions.

I have stated a mission of spreading Light Power and good to as many people as possible, with these mass produced medallions being a method of delivery. Handcrafted to my specifications and with my blessing, these are made in Virginia on an assembly line hired and run by myself. If you are searching for the medallions handmade by me please check the two alternate medallion listings.

The below message endorses these as having been touched by my personal blessings, aura, Light Power and magics, and was recorded while incarcerated.

[''Posts link to Google drive file.'']

Gods, Goddesses and Warriors of Light Power be with you.

(NOTE: THESE DO NOT COME WITH CERTIFICATE OR AUTOGRAPH)

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====Sonichu Medallion, Handmade by JCWCSP====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price $85 ($80 sale)

{{quotebox|(NOTE: THESE ARE SIGNED, BUT HAVE NO CERTIFICATE)
A handmade and autographed medallion by I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.

None more authentic, none more True and Honest. Produced by I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, who have personally molded, painted and signed these select Sonichu Medallions even more personally blessed with Light Power, Righteousness and energies from the Core and Matrix of everything that exists in this Timeline and all of the other Timelines inspired and manifested from it. Feel the Divine and all powers with the share of energies I physically put into these. Also, to mention, all of the other Medallions that have been made and sold on this store have been personally blessed and authorized by I as well. You just get more than a bit more with these particular ones.

A recorded endorsement has also been provided.
[''Posts link to Google drive file.'']

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====Sonichu Megastone Medallion - Handmade by CWC====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $110 ($100 sale)

{{quotebox|Handmade Handpainted Sonichu Medallion by me, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. Includes polished quartz Megastone, just the same as the very medallion I wear, except not as old.

None more authentic, none more True and Honest. Produced by I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, who have personally molded, painted and signed these select Sonichu Medallions even more personally blessed with Light Power, Righteousness and energies from the Core and Matrix of everything that exists in this Timeline and all of the other Timelines inspired and manifested from it. Feel the Divine and all powers with the share of energies I physically put into these. Also, to mention, all of the other Medallions that have been made and sold on this store have been personally blessed and authorized by I as well. You just get more than a bit more with these particular ones.

Every medallion is signed and comes with authentication certificate.

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===The Comic Series===
{{quote|The first four books and a Combo Deal}}
====COMBO DEAL: Sonichu Vol. 0, 1, 2, and 3 (Autographed)====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|A True and Honest Deal: First 4 Sonichu comics, personally autographed by me, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.

PACK CONTAINS:<br>
- Sonichu Vol. 0, 48pg<br>
- Sonichu Vol. 1, 50pg<br>
- Sonichu Vol. 2, 48pg<br>
- Sonichu Vol. 3, 48pg

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====SONICHU vol 0: Autographed Print Comic====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $30

{{quotebox|The original first book that introduces Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville. 48 Pages.

Personally autographed and signed.

-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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====SONICHU vol 1: Autographed Print Comic====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $30

{{quotebox|Sonichu encounters a clone that was made of his DNA from his encounter with Naitsirhc. 50 Pages.

Personally autographed and signed.

-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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====SONICHU vol 2: Autographed Print Comic====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $30

{{quotebox|Christian Chandler of Cwcville, an old friend, and her ex-boyfriend, end up finding out they're half-Sonichu. 48 Pages.

Personally autographed and signed.

-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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====SONICHU vol 3: Autographed Print Comic====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $30

{{quotebox|The fateful meeting and getting together of the Wild Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu, Angelica Rosechu, Punchy Sonichu and Magi-Chan Sonichu, out of the many Special Sonichus and Rosechus, worldwide, who make up the Chaotic Combo. 48 Pages.

Personally autographed and signed.

-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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===Other Goods and Blessings===
{{quote|Other items made and sold.}}
====Christ Chan Spiritual Talismans, LIMITED STOCK====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $35

{{quotebox|These pieces are framed talismans I have personally created, blessed, and have hang around my home and rooms. They ward off negative vibrations and promote positive vibrations, bringing in good beings and energy.

These are made of paper and foam. All of the foam cup bottoms came from the jail, as I had periodically mailed in when I was previously incarcerated.

Ward off evil and invite Light Power and Divine energy into your life. Each additionally comes with a real signed authentication certificate by me, JCWCSP, personally.

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====Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $35

{{quotebox|3D printed, personally hand-painted and blessed, these little Sonic Totems are based off the original art piece made from paper mache and a big tube. Each painted one is a unique piece that will make you feel content in appreciating that all are and can be good and light powered, even if visibly different. Each comes also with a signed authentication certificate. -Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.

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====Sonichu Amiibo ( Handpainted by CWC )====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $45 ($40 sale)

{{quotebox|Sonichu Amiibo inspired by my personal Sonichu Amiibo figure, personally blessed, painted and signed by Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. '''This figure does not have Amiibo functionality.'''

COMES WITH <br>
- one printed painted and signed resin figure<br>
- one authentication certificate

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====Temple of Sonichu Sacred Rocks====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $15

{{quotebox|SThese canvas sacks contain rocks and gravel hand-picked by me from the old Sonichu Temple's driveway.

Each bag also holds 1-2 crystals/rocks from my collection for maximum blessing, as well as miscellaneous polished rocks and gravel.

Each includes a signed certificate from me authenticating the bag as filled with not just driveway or flowerbed gravel, but with my love and power.

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===Website Exclusives===
{{quote|Exclusively only available on this website. These are unique items from my collection that I no longer need, so I'm offering them for the collectors out there. More will be offered in future months as things are searched, found and cleaned. These come currently from the Ruckersville Sonichu Temple as I clear items out.}}
====Dating for Dummies 3rd Edition 2011 - Autographed Guide====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|I have actually purchased this book, once upon a time, about a couple of decades ago. I only had read the tips that I felt I needed; I did not read the entire book. Yet a lot of the advice in this book is still very much Common Sense applicable to today's standards, In Person and Friendship First and Foremost when developing a deep, authentic mutual relationship with your chosen, or more encouraged destined partner as you have seen them in your dreams at a younger age and over the years. And I add, be sure to know and love yourself with soul searching, so you can manifest the same from your partner. Also, write a list of the ideal characteristics you'd like in your partner; doing so is essentially making a sincere prayer to manifest them before you eventually. Patience and awareness is worth it. If you find many Dej'a Vu moments with them, then You Deeply, Authentically Know it was meant to be and to pursue keeping the relationship strong and alive as best as you can without letting them go to someone else. Let Light Power and better Intuition guide you on this.

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====First Sonic the Hedgehog drawing by JCWCSP====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $1,000

{{quotebox|I drew this lovely simple piece back in mid to late 1991 shortly after Sonic inspired me from a Sega Genesis demo unit at the Sears in Fashion Square Shopping Center. I had not signed it when I drew it, but I channeled my past self and signed it, albeit with the earlier name, as opposed to my present name of Christian at the time. This drawing had been preserved in a plastic picture frame all of this time. I realize and appreciate the irony of the arm colour used at the time when this was drawn. [[Sonic Boom protests|Sonic's arms are, and always have been, tan in colour]], regardless.

I reiterate that this was drawn in 1991 after I had turned 9 years old and after feeling the resonance after playing Sonic the Hedgehog for the very first time at the Sears in Fashion Square Shopping Center. Comes with drawing and authenticity certificate.

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====G3 My Little Pony - 2014 Housefire====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85 ($75 sale)

{{quotebox|I do not recall this G3 pony's name, but she was one that survived the house fire of Janurary 10, 2014. Now with a more unique mane and tail that sets her apart as a pony with greater character.

Comes with Authenticity Certificate.

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====Lego Department Store - 2014 Housefire====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I had the LEGO modular Department Store build; it also melted quite a bit in the House Fire of 2014. I believe this was either the second or top floor of the building. I had replaced the set and rebuilt it since. Regardless, this still makes a great piece of art to display.

Comes with building as pictured with Authenticity Certificate. Most pieces are permanently fused together.

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====Melted School Third Floor - 2014 Housefire====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|I had built the stud-to-stud replica of Heartlake High School, dedicated it to Manchester High School with internals and details inspired by M.H.S. The top floor of the building melted in the housefire of January 10, 2014. This was the third floor of the original building. There are more melted pieces that will be identified and offered soon enough. But it does make for a good art display piece, regardless.

Since the event, the school, with the first floor being salvageable, was reconstructed with new parts, bricks and pieces acquired with the help of State Farm Insurance and the good LEGO people. Comes with Authenticity Certificate. Most pieces are now fused together permanently.

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====Melted Werewolf on House Top - 2014 Housefire====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|I had the Haunted House set from the LEGO Monsters line; the original I had melted some in the housefire of 2014, along with the perching werewolf on top. I had replaced the set since. Regardless, this still makes for a good display of art.

Comes with Authenticity Certificate, most pieces are permanently and forever stuck together.

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====Uncharted Melted Nathan - 2014 Housefire====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85 ($75 sale)

{{quotebox|I had the Uncharted 2 Limited Edition, complete with this figure; the figure melted some in the house fire of January 10, 2014. It still makes for a good display art piece. Comes with figure and Authentication Certificate.

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=====Music CDs, burned from 2000s-2010s=====
{{quote|Handmade by JCWCSP, Comes with Certificate}}
======Backstreet 3-in-1 - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|Years ago, Burger King had sold three CDs featuring songs from the Backstreet Boys; this disc should have all of the tracks from the three CDs, but checking online through Google, that may or may not have been the case. There may have been repeated tracks between the discs which would have been omitted. I also had the VHS; I may still have it, but that's to be confirmed.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's.
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======Beauty and the Beast OST - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Chipmunks Christmas - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I am a fan of Alvin, Simon and Theodore, and I felt want to burn this CD for myself about a couple of decades ago.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Destiny's Child - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85 ($75 sale)

{{quotebox|I burned this CD about a couple of decades ago, since I liked some of Destiny's Child's songs.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Easy Listening Music Choices - Original DVD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|More in the recent years prior to mid-2020, on Xfinity Cable, I found and enjoyed the Music Choice channels, and I liked having the Easy Listening channel play in the background while I slept, and sometimes during other works. So I burned a DVD of a few hours of those tracks. Couple of personal favourites from that channel were "That Happy Feeling" from Bert Kaempfert, and this one song where I remember the tune and one lyric, "Time is now; you got to let it go. dun, dun-dun-dun, dun, dun, dun"; something like that.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Great Moments of Opera - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Hallmark Fallen Angel - Original DVD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I believe I recorded this movie for Mister C. and Barbara back about a couple of decades ago.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Hallmark's The Christmas Carol - Original DVD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I believed I recorded this movie for Mister C. and Barbara about a couple decades ago.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======In the Pink - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Judy Garland Christmas Album - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such. And who doesn't love Judy Garland and her singing chops ("Wizard of Oz", "Meet Me in St. Louis" and so on).

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Linda Ronstadt (En Espanol) - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such. Linda Ronstadt was quite the singer, as everyone may know from her guest starring time in the "Mr. Plow" episode of the Simpsons; she has more in her repertoire than that.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Mandy Moore, I Wanna be With You - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I burned this CD, since I liked some of Mandy Moore's songs.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Mardi Gras - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: A Rock Adventure - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I had the original Audio Cassette tape of this album; couldn't find the CD, so I burned it to disc from tape about a couple of decades ago. They lost me when during "Power Rangers Lost In Space", [[Revive Zordon|they killed Zordon after finding him again]]. I tried to get into the next season as it aired, but an episode or two in, it just couldn't vibe or resonate with me. Lots of appreciation and respect for Jason David Frank; a great inspirational individual, despite what circumstances he had. He contributed a lot.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Movie Gallery's Singles Hits - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I believe I had got the music from this CD from a Movie Gallery (video rental store) over two decades ago, picking the tracks that I liked from them.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Pokémon Trading Card Game - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|I personally designed/printed the inserts and label and burned this CD with choice music for playing the Pokemon Trading Card Game, or just to enjoy in general.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Radio Classics - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I was given a bunch of audio cassette tapes with various old broadcasted radio shows on them. I burned one tape onto this CD, which included a bit of Red Skelton on it.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Sing-A-Longs For Madeline - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|Madeline is a cousin of mine, last heard living with her family either in Red Oak or Chesterfield, VA. She was younger than me. I burned the CD for her as a present with sing-a-long classics. This was my copy of the CD with personally printed inserts and label.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Songs 4 Kellie - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100 (sold out)

{{quotebox|I burned a CD for Kelly, which I gave her a copy of. This was my copy of the disc with personally printed inserts and label.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Songs Between Friends, A CD for Christian + Sarah - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100 (sold out)

{{quotebox|I had designed and printed the inserts and label for this personally burned CD. I gave a copy to Sarah. This was my copy. She and I have long lost touch with each other.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Sonic Adventure Soundtrack - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|I burned this CD with songs from Sonic Adventure, recorded from the Sega Dreamcast game, designing the label and insert, personally.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Sonic, The Hedgehog Classics Album - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I burned this CD with music straight from the Sega Genesis game cartridge in Genesis/32X/CD, designing the label and insert, personally.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Space Jam Soundtrack - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I burned this copy of the songs of Space Jam after having lost or misplaced the original CD I had.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Spike Jones and the City Slickers - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I like Spike Jones and his zany music that used jugs, kazoos and washboards for instruments, designing the label and inserts, personally.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Spike Jones and the City Slickers ALT DISC - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85 ($75 sale)

{{quotebox|I like Spike Jones and his zany music that used jugs, kazoos and washboards for instruments, designing the label, personally; somehow forgot to print the label for this one.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

=====Music CDs, Multiple Discs=====
{{quote|Combos for larger albums}}
======Christian's Anime World 2 Disc Album - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $120

{{quotebox|Definitely Mix Tape selections between these two discs, as these contain various songs from Anime that I watched and liked. Some of which I have completely watched the series, or at least a lot of in regards to Pokemon. I compiled and printed the inserts and labels, personally.

Includes two personally made discs and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, discs may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's.

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======Glen Miller + 2 disc Album - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $120 ($100 sale)

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such. Also, I am a fan of Mister Glen Miller and his band; they made classic greats and covers that were part of what I grew up with.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Songs of the Century, 8 Disc 5 Volume Pack - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $200 ($175 sale)

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such. Also, I am a fan of Mister Glen Miller and his band; they made classic greats and covers that were part of what I grew up with.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's.

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Manajerks

2024-08-18T18:13:12Z

Zillachu: /* Turdijerk */

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[[File:B-manajerk real.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's rendition of what the B-Manajerk may have actually looked like, based on Chris's descriptions.]]

'''Manajerks''' (a {{w|Blend word|portmanteau}} of "manager" and "[[JERKS|jerk]]") are villains featured in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], most prominently in the [[Sub-Episodes]], who regularly antagonize [[Chris]]'s [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic book counterpart]]. They are based on a multitude of real life store managers who all threw Chris out of their places of business for being a creepy stalker during his [[Love Quest]]. In the comic, the manajerks are all super powered agents of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], whom Chris and his team of recolors regularly need to neutralize.

After his adventures on [[26 December 2014]], Chris began using the [[CWC-isms|term]] '''ass manager''' to refer to [[Yellow-Shirted Foe|his victim]], the [[GameStop]] assistant manager who he had peppersprayed and who ultimately took him to court.

==Origins==
Chris coined the term in [[CWC's Diary]] to describe the two Charlottesville [[Wal-Mart]] managers who confronted him on 22 June 2005. He has since used it in reference to other perceived enemies, including the managers of his local [[Target]], the management of the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]], [[Michael Snyder]], and another Wal-Mart manager who ejected him from the chain's Ruckersville location in the summer of 2013.

==Manajerks in real life==
Real-life manajerks, or as they're known to people who aren't infantile buffoons, "managers," are employees responsible for organizing other employees to accomplish desired goals within a business. While sometimes frustrating to those who work under their supervision, managers usually seek only to improve the productivity and prosperity of their workplace, thus benefiting both customer and employee alike.

At times, the duties of a manager can sometimes require them to take charge of difficult situations, such as a [[Christian Weston Chandler|patron]] who loiters in [[Get-Tar Region|the workplace]], purchasing nothing and using the facilities as his personal retreat. Such situations can have a negative effect on the business. For example, if this hypothetical patron happens to be [[Chris and health#Hygiene|unwilling to shower]] and have numbers of pairs of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty crapped briefs]], his odor might prove distasteful to paying customers. Similarly, if this purely fictional patron should happen to hold [[Attraction Sign|a sign]] expressing his desire for [[Chris and sex|intimate relations]] with young [[Chris and race|white]] [[Boyfriend-free girl|women]], it might also put off paying customers who would find the patron [[autism|crude and bizarre]]. Even worse, if such a patron were to [[Mal-Wart|vandalize store property]] or engage in similar property destruction, it's often a manager's responsibility to step in, and inform the patron that his behavior is inappropriate for a place of business. If the patron becomes [[Chris and negotiation|unresponsive or difficult]], even to the point of, say, [[GameStop Assault|assaulting said manager with pepper spray]], the manager may also be charged with contacting the [[Jerkop|proper authorities]] to have him escorted ([[Kick the Autistic|forcibly, if need be]]) from the premises.

==Manajerks in ''Sonichu''==
In the pages of ''Sonichu'', manajerks, like [[jerkop]]s, [[Mary Lee Walsh|college deans]], [[CADD Chef|CADD instructors]], and other [[Jerkhief|authority figures]], are all tyrannical cockblockers who want nothing more than to ruin Chris's life. To this end, whenever Chris enters a public place to spend hours drawing comics, playing [[video games]], building [[Heart Torch of Fail|crude sculptures]] with [[Pixelblocks]], and panhandling for sexual favors, these evil manajerks descend upon him like the Gestapo, ordering him to leave and never return. Just as Chris refuses to recognize the authority of private security personnel and the police, he also dismisses the manajerks as having no say in how he abuses their businesses. It's also worth noting that Chris seems to have only a nebulous grasp of how businesses work (e.g. his suggestion that you "tip your waitress" the next time you visit your local [[GameStop]]),<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> which may explain why he takes their actions so personally.

Since Chris tends to assume all of his enemies are [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiring against him]] in one great, monolithic organization, he depicts the manajerks and jerkops as operatives of the same [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|Chris-hating team]], with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as its leader. Similarly, Chris also assumes that any perceived attack against him is an attack against anything he believes he represents, and so the manajerks and other enemies are depicted as being anti-romance, anti-[[virgin]], anti-[[autistic]], etc.

Though Chris has depicted manajerks numerous times in the comics, not much is actually known about how they operate. Unlike jerkops, who have known to target any and all lovers in the city of [[CWCville]] during their invasions,<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_5/Page_25</ref> the manajerks seem to target Chris and only Chris. This would seem to make them appear to be assassins of a sort, but Chris is only ever seen being attacked by them while in stores, such as [[Get-Tar Region|Target]], [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] or [[McDonald's]], which may instead suggest that the manajerks really are store managers, but they just happen to be evil love-hating footsoldiers of PVCC as well. Following the revelation in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] that all the manajerks were brainwashed just like the jerkops were, this seems most likely.

Of note however, is that Chris refers to all the stores where these confrontations take place by a comic book alias. In the comic, he isn't getting thrown out of [[Fashion Square Mall]]; he's fighting in the ''Fa-Square'', of the ''Sho-Mall Region''. Target is similarly referred to as the Get-Tar Region and Wal-Mart is the Mal-Wart Region and the McDonalds in the Wal-Mart became M-C-D-Ville. The manajerks are shown to reside in and possibly rule over these regions, as [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu #7'']] refers to manajerk [[ScotPalazzo]] as having "banned all virgins from his region", which seems to suggest that the manajerks were not restricted to just being soldiers, but were more like warlords. This of course raises the question however, of how bad things have to be in [[CWCville]] that terrorists are able to take over whole shopping complexes and declare ownership of them.

===B-Manajerk===
[[File:B-Manajerk.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Based on a True Story.]]

B-Manajerk was a manajerk first featured in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] and [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]. To date, he is one of the only villains that Chris has ever been able to defeat single-handedly, as almost every other one-on-one fight Chris has ever had in the comics inevitably ended with him getting beaten half to death [[Chris and writing|until he was saved by another character]]. Not much is known about the B-Manajerk, not even his real name. What little we do know comes from Chris's own records of their encounters, as described below. If Chris's accounts are anything to go by, The B-Manajerk was the manager of the McDonald's in the Wal-Mart Chris got kicked out of, or else a subordinate to the man Chris identifies only as a "Merried Seinor Comic". One way or another, Chris was kicked out of the McDonald's, but felt that he was still entitled to loiter in the rest of the Wal-Mart and play with [[Pixelblocks]]. Since this was outside of the B-Manajerk's jurisdiction, he called in the manager of the Wal-Mart to deal with him, at which point Chris ran off like a little bitch, which Chris seems to consider a brilliant tactical victory.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>

<small>{{quote|June 22, 2005: Let me begin this entry with what happened two days ago. I had my setup at the [[McDonald's]] at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], and apparently complaints were made. The two [[Manajerks|manajerkss]], a [[Merried Seinor Comic|Seinor Comic]], and a [[Niggos|Bla]][[Chris and race|ck]], [[Obesity|Fat]] Jerk (he looked a lot like the leader of the [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Mall]], whom I refer to now as the [[Jerkhief]]) approached me and took me for a fall with my trying to find a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free Girl]], like I have been doing for the past [[Love Quest|over one-year and ten-months]]. We argued and disputed, until the two of them left to call the police. While they were gone, I had taken off the [[Attraction Sign|sign]] from my Nintendo DS and hidden it on the back cover of my diary. When the Jerkops came, they were all like “What seems to be the problem?” And the Merried Seinor Comic was like, “Where’s the Sign?” And I was, “What sign?” And another argument was had between the four of us, in which I NEVER gave any of those JERKS Eye-Contact, because none of them deserved it!. So, I got kicked out from the McDonald’s, not the Wal-Mart, for the rest of the day. Now for what happened today, I was starting to setup my things, and the B-Manajerk was getting in my face (I feel that he really hates me), and he was like, “Don’t set up your stuff. Don’t push me.” I was not going to use the Nintendo DS sign today, anyway. But he did not want my [[Pixelblocks|Pixelblock]] sculptors at all. I stood up against that Manajerk; I continued to build, and I dictated my situation into his face (with a song and dance). He went up to the [[W-M-Manajerk|Wal-Mart Manajerk]], and he was like, “Hey, Let’s talk.” But I sat silent for a minute, then I said to him, “I do not speek to any Man other than myself, because they all have taken all the pretty girls leaving me with none.” [[Virgin with rage|Verbal Combat]] had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has]].” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Extract from [[CWC's Diary]]}}</small>
[[File:B Manajerk.jpg|thumb|right|Based on a truer story.]]
The B-Manajerk first appeared in Sub-Episode 4, which was featured in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu #3'']] and reused in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']]. In this embellished version of the real-life encounter, Chris sits peacefully at the McDonald's, which he terms "M-C-D-Ville" in the "[[Mal-Wart]] Region", until the B-Manajerk and the Merried Seinor Comic confront him preemptively. While the Merried Seinor Comic has cybernetic arms and legs, the B-Manajerk is arrayed in golden armor, wears glasses and has a round head, looking a great deal like the [[Jerkhief]], as Chris describes in his journal entry. He is also armed with a golden axe and a pair of large guns. B-Manajerk explains that the Jerkhief warned them about Chris, and since having a mate of any kind is a violation of Mal-Wart law, they plan to "intercept" him, using [[Mecha-Jerkops]] on loan from the Jerkhief.

Though outnumbered, Chris stands his ground, and [[Darkbind Sonichu]] comes to his aid, destroying the Mecha-Jerkops and defeating the Merried Seinor Comic so that Chris can battle the B-Manajerk one-on-one. He transforms into [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and the "[[Anime Wings|anime wings]]" he had been wearing on his head transform into working wings, similar to the Wing Hat power-up from ''[[Mario|Super Mario 64]]''. The B-Manajerk uses rocket boosters mounted to his back to confront Chris-Chan in an aerial duel, but Chris uses several techniques to confuse and misdirect him, including a decoy made of Pixelblocks. After defeating the B-Manajerk, Chris lectured both of his enemies on the importance of his [[Love Quest]] and the absolute necessity of his [[Attraction Sign]].

The B-Manajerk would briefly return in the pages of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu #7'']], when he and his fellow Manajerks attended the council of villains at PVCC, where [[Mary Lee Walsh]] announced Chris's disappearance into the [[Time Void]].

Contrary to popular belief, this was actually not the last anyone saw or heard of B-Manajerk and his partner however, like it was for so many others before them. Though he was never actually ''seen'' again, the B-Manajerk was mentioned during the events of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']]. Towards the end of the issue, whilst [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] return from the battle against [[Naitsirhc]], [[Giovanni]] and [[Robotnik]], they receive a psychic message from [[Magi-Chan]] informing them of the state of the battle. In the same textwall in which he announces the death of [[Ivy]] and the destruction of the [[Decepti-Clones]], he briefly mentions that B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic had somehow grown to a gigantic size and took part in the battle with the rest of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]]. The battle is never actually shown, but Magi-Chan assures Sonichu and the readers that they were defeated by the Kart Megazord owned by the CWC-[[Power Rangers]] and that the two of them were shrunk back to their original size. The Kart Megazord itself is briefly glimpsed in the background.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_93</ref>

This would be the last time the manajerks were ever seen or heard from in the comics. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']], Chris would use his [[Colossal Chan]] form to completely destroy PVCC and undo the brainwashing effect used to control all its members. According to [[Mailbag 52]], this freed all the manajerks too. Chris later stated that the manajerks were cleared by the [[CWCville]] courts for their crimes, due to the fact that they couldn't help their actions at the time, but that they were depowered before being set free.{{cite}}

[[Chris and race|And yes, the "B" in "B-Manajerk" does stand for "black"]].<ref>[[Sonichu 4 Official Videobook]]</ref>

===Merried Seinor Comic/Kirby===
[[Image:MSC.jpg|thumb|left|You're missing your arms and legs, you work in a [[McDonald's]], and you have the most embarrassing and incomprehensible name in the world. Obviously the answer is to go into supervillainy.]]

{{quote|[I] was going with a pun from the witness humor he had expressed, and feeling the upset from what had happened that time. Likely, he was married, but [I] wasn't sure, so [I] went with something from "Ye olde Merry Men" and smooshed the "Merried" term, also implying that he had used to be more merry and positive. "Senior", since he was that old. And "Comic" for his [[Random-access humor|comical delivery and word choice]] in each interaction.|Chris's long-awaited explanation for the name.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 8]]</ref>}}

Merried Seinor Comic is a McDonald's manager, real name Kirby McDerbie. He is quite possibly the most unfortunately named villain in all of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', as readers couldn't figure out what the meaning of the words that Chris was trying to convey for over a decade after the comic's publication, and the name of the manajerk's real-life counterpart offered no insight into this strangeness. Fans presumed that the name was a misspelling of "Married Senior Comic". Eventually, Chris would offer an explanation (shown above) in 2020, indicating that "Merried" was a pun on "Married" and [[Chris and English#Spelling|"Seinor" was a misspelling]], although even putting it together, it's still a baffling name choice.

The Merried Seinor Comic appeared for the first time in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu #3'']], helping the [[B-Manajerk]] in his opposition of Chris's [[Love Quest]]. He is one half of the McDuo of the City of [[McDonald's|M-C-D-Ville]] of the Region of [[Mal-Wart]]. He has cybernetic arms and legs and is armed with a broadsword, for no apparent reason except that it allows Chris to recreate the Black Knight scene from ''[[Monty Python]] and the Holy Grail''.<ref>[[:Image:MSCPython.jpg]]</ref> In ''Sonichu'', Merried Seinor Comic was defeated in a sword fight by [[Darkbind Sonichu]], whilst Chris defeated his partner. In [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']], which continues the two part story, the [[W-M-Manajerk]] arrives as back-up, but when he fails as well the McDuo flee the scene, with the Comic not seeming to even care about the recent loss of both his arms.

In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu #7'']], the character appears at [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s villain convention, where he is even more inexplicably described as Merried Seinor Comic/Kirby, although the "Kirby" has been [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|removed in more recent versions]]. This is the last time the character is seen, but as mentioned above, he did participate in the Battle of CWCville offscreen, becoming a giant along with the B-Manajerk and fighting the Kart Megazord. It is presumed that he was depowered and set free like the other manajerks after [[Collosal Chan]] reversed [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s brainwashing.

===W-M-Manajerk===
[[Image:W-M-Manajerk.jpg|thumb|200px|Truly a [[Kick the Autistic|shining example]] to us all. But for W-M-Manajerk, it's an average day.]]

After Chris was kicked out of the Wal-Mart's McDonald's, as was described above, he returned two days later, apparently feeling that his expulsion only applied to the McDonalds, and not the entire building. The man he identifies as "B-Manajerk", frustrated with Chris's unwelcome return, asked the Wal-Mart manager to deal with him. After a terse argument, Chris fled, flipping the Wal-Mart Manager off, and shouting his [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|weeaboo magic spells]] at him. Clearly upset by the events of June 20-22, [[2005]], Chris took revenge in the only way he could; by turning these men into fictional supervillains he could defeat in his [[Chris and reality|fantasy life]].
[[File:W-M-Manajerk fan art.jpg|thumb|right|[[Metal Gear|Don't fuck with this manajerk.]]]]
In the [[You know what%2C I HATE ME TOO!!!]] segment Christian put on his [[ED]] page in [[March 2008]], he says he "got [his] ass handed to [him] by a cripple" with an image from Sub-Episode 5 of W-M-Manajerk beating up Chris-Chan. This could imply that the real life W-M-Manajerk might be physically disabled in some way, perhaps explaining the reason he has a robotic body in the comics.

The W-M-Manajerk character first appeared at the end of Sub-Episode 4, which was featured in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu #3'']] and reused in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']]. In the comic, Chris defeats B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]] at the end of Sub-Episode 4. Darkbind leaves, thinking the crisis resolved, but soon Chris is confronted by another enemy, the W-M-Manajerk. Unlike the B-Manajerk, who seems to be a human clad in armor, the W-M-Manajerk appears to be merely a human head in a jar, mounted atop a massive robot body. His appearance seems to be based on {{w|Richard Nixon}} in the ''[[Futurama]]'' episode "A Head in the Polls". This episode featured Nixon as a similarly built robot with a head in a jar. The concept of a head in a jar is hardly unique to ''Futurama'', but it is a show beloved by Chris and virtually nothing he draws hasn't been at least loosely based off an already existing character.

The story continues in Sub-Episode 5, where Chris and the W-M-Manajerk do battle. Unlike the "verbal combat" in his real life encounter, the fight here is completely physical, with W-M pretty much beating the crap out of Chris, as you might expect a giant robot would. Just as Chris begins to lose hope though, he receives a vision from the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], who informs him that he must combine the powers of his [[Medallion of Fail]] with his [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to summon his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Dream Sibling of Fail]]. Realizing that his ancestor is referring to Crystal, whom he had previously drawn on one of his home-made [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards, Chris follows his advice and manages to create a physical body for his imaginary twin sister.

Undaunted, W-M-Manajerk presses his attack, but when Chris and Crystal transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] respectively, they quickly overpower him. By combining their ultimate attacks--Chris's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] and Crystal's Shocking Tiara Magic, they destroy the Manajerk's armor, leaving only his disembodied head.

Crystal gives W-M a long, boring talk about how important it is for Chris to get laid, and how W-M is missing out on some "awesomly great emotions, big time". Even Chris gets tired of hearing the bitch ramble on, even though he does the exact same nearly every issue, and he stops her to ask who sent W-M-Manajerk in the first place. W-M reveals that he, along with B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic, were agents of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] led by [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Furious that Walsh has attacked him again, Chris and Crystal kick the head-jar all the way back to PVCC, where it strikes Mary on the head.

W-M-Manajerk would briefly return (sans body) in the pages of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu #7'']], when he and his fellow Manajerks attended the council of villains at PVCC.

Unlike B-Manajerk's armor, W-M-Manajerk's robot body is actually pretty damn strong. It survives several attacks from both Chris and Crystal, and appeared to possess super-strength, being able to effortlessly lift [[Obesity|the very heavy]] Chris high above its head, and was also able to punch him with sufficient strength to send him flying backwards into a soda fountain. The jar containing his head appears to be quite durable as well, since it survived being kicked from Mal-Wart to PVCC without breaking, even upon collision with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s head. It can be assumed that the head-jar also acted as a kind of life support system.

Only the combined power of Chris-Chan Sonichu and Crystalina Rosechu were able to defeat the W-M-Manajerk's body. As these are two of the more powerful characters in the series, that makes W-M-Manajerk a pretty major league guy. Of course, now that he's just a head, his threat level is severely diminished. Hell, [[Rosechu]] could probably beat him up now.

===ScotPalazzo===
[[Image:SchuComic8Page36.jpg|thumb|left|170px|ScotPalazzo: a villain who has an uncanny talent of unnaturally bending his arms around tables at 90 degree angles.]]

The only man on the planet to spell his first and last name without a space, and possibly the first manajerk Chris encountered, ScotPalazzo was based upon the manager of the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], rechristened the "Fa-Square of Sho-Mall Region" in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']]. Chris's experiences in Fashion Square were documented earlier in the series when he battled the [[Jerkhief]] and got trolled hard by [[Hanna]], but ScotPalazzo himself would not be introduced until [[Sub-Episode 6]], when he expressed envy of Chris for his made-up TV show ''CWC's Backyard Safari''. Scot was clearly designed to resemble {{w|List of Excel Saga characters#Il Palazzo|Lord Il Palazzo}} from ''[[Excel Saga]]'', and he is depicted as a jaded misanthrope who blamed love itself for his mother's murder-suicide.

Whether or not the real Scot Palazzo suffered such a traumatic life as his comic counterpart, the fictional Scot remained one of the only villains in the series to give any kind of reason for his actions. [[Wes Iseli]] was motivated by jealousy, Mary gave reasons for her own war on love in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']], [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'s motivation was existentialism, and then there was Scot. Despite being one of the few villains to actually have motivation to do all the crazy super-villain shit the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]] gets up to however, he never actually ''does'' anything. In his debut appearance, he hires more [[jerkop|Jerkops]] to take down Chris, but he never gets any kind of [[semen|comeuppance]] for this and he never fights any of the heroes. He cameos again in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu #7'']] at the council of villains, and his character description says that he banned all [[virgin with rage|virgins]] from his region, but this is all he has ever been seen to do. In many ways, he is more like an actual manager than any of the other manajerks on this page.

His given motivation conflicts with later revelations that all PVCC members, including the manajerks, were really just brainwashed slaves of Mary Lee Walsh. [[Collosal Chan|Colossal Chan]]'s power supposedly undid all brainwashing, and Chris's statements on the subject claimed that all the manajerks were cleared of everything. Presumably this can be taken to mean that Scot was also a victim, and that his jaded personality was reverted to whatever he was like prior to Mary's effect.

===Turdijerk===
[[File:Get-Tar Manajerks.jpg|thumb|Behold, the two most harmless villains in the series.]]

The last of the manajerks to be introduced, Turdijerk first appeared in Sub-Episode 7 in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']], alongside his accomplice Trebor Capman. The duo confronted Chris in the Get-Tar Region. The episode was based on an incident that occurred in real life at a newly opened [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] store in Chris's area. Attempting to start fresh in new [[Attraction Location|prowling grounds]], Chris planned to pay a single dollar to receive a soda at their snack bar and exploit their free refill policy (which is usually meant for paying patrons who order food as well as drink) to keep refilling that same soda [[Obesity|over and over again]] while he spent the entire day sitting there doodling his shitty characters and spying on women as they shopped, keeping his sitting area near the entrance/exit. This finally caught the attention of management, who eventually summoned officer [[Bagget]] to get him out of the store.

Unlike previous Manajerks, Chris doesn't give these two any special powers or armor, and the two aren't even named until their later cameo in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], when all of the Manajerks meet with Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC. In their initial appearance, the two manajerks walk up to Chris at his table and tell him that he was loitering and had to get out, saying they had been in contact with the Mal-Wart and knew of his behavior. Even in his idealized fantasy world where Chris whitewashes everything he does, the comic version of Chris is indeed loitering, and he also initially ignores the two managers trying to talk to him. Upon noticing them, he groans and says he is NOT loitering, and then summons a tornado with his medallion, channeling Angelica's powers, to blow them both away. It should be noted at this point that these two manajerks did not actually attack Chris, or even threaten him, meaning Chris just [[Chris and the law|assaulted two unarmed normal humans]] [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|for telling him to leave their store]].

The names of the characters are puzzling. [[Trolls]] speculate that Trebor Capman might actually be an alias for someone called ''Robert'' Capman (given Chris's love for [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|reversing]] [[Pmurt|names]]), or a misspelling of ''Trevor Chapman'', and while the origin of Turdijerk's name is somewhat more ambiguous, the two most common theories are that the name was either derived from a stereotype of the Indian accent (as the character has a vaguely South Asian appearance and his real-life counterpart is probably the same, and also that the first half of his name vaguely resembles a phonetic representation of the Indian English pronunciation of "thirty"), or that the name "Turdijerk" is merely Chris's [[Random-access humor|juvenile sense of humor]] and a way to insult the real life manager by giving him a nickname that sounds like "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|turd]]".

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Merried Seinor Comic detailed fanart.png|Dramatic Rendition.
Image:Bmanajerk-oblivion.PNG|[[Soul Calibur|Video game recreation]].
Image:Manajerks.jpg|Getting decapitated merely pissed him off.
Image:MSCsavestheday.png|Merried Seinor Comic, stopping the [[autistic]] wonder from [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|procreating]].
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Fashion Square Mall|Fa-Square of Sho-Mall Region]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Niggos]]
*[[Jerkop]]
*[[PVCCitizens]]
*[[Love Quest]]
*[[Walmart|Mal-Wart Region]]
*[[McDonald's|M-C-D-Ville]]
*[[Target|Get-Tar Region]]
*[[Amanda]]

==References==
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Chris and race

2024-08-18T18:11:59Z

Zillachu: /* Minority characters in Sonichu */

{{Honest}}

{{quote|I never really had anything against, uh, race or people, I never really did... I have nothing against black people or anyone else of other countries.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] while talking to [[BraveryJerk Interviews|BraveryJerk]] in [[2016]], in spite of previous questionable depictions of race in his comics and videos.}}

[[Image: Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV]], [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] into putting on blackface.]]

The '''race''' of people is often considered a sensitive topic, a poor match for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], with his [[Autism|lack of social tact and tendency to take pop culture stereotypes literally]]. While Chris doesn't seem to hold deeply bigoted views or have irrational hatred toward people that aren't white (or at least not on the same level as his views on [[homos|homosexuals]], [[Asperger syndrome|people with Asperger's Syndrome]], and [[JERKS]]) he has been remarkably tone-deaf when talking about, or portraying, minorities in his comics and videos. The [[Miscreants]] group of trolls used race as ammo to mock and [[Chris and manipulation|manipulate]] Chris.

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of other cultures can also be traced to the television he watches, such as the typical [[Adult Swim]] cartoon which includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor.

===Blacks===
{{see also|Niggos}}
[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] include whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref><ref>In [[IRC (17 December 2008)]], he was asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion" to their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref>

His stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well.

Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin<ref>[[Sonichu Fan Promo]]</ref> – even though he previously approved of a notable piece of fan art with the phrase included prominently. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

On the less-discriminatory side, Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Some teenaged black kids frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090620070812/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090621132756/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

He does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "[[niggo]]") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at [[McDonald's]] who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]; he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref>

In 2016, Chris was asked by [[BraveryJerk]] what his opinion on the Black Lives Matter movement was. Chris seemingly had never heard of the movement, saying "Uhhh, Black Li – I have not heard of that. Well…Black Lives Matter. It sounds like it’s…uh…maybe people, black people are, sounds like they’re having trouble? But I feel…that, you know, to help any person in general, regardless of race or whatever. I mean, I’m for…the,uh…Black Lives forever."<ref>https://youtu.be/LTtBLPH350w?t=547</ref>

===Asians===
{{see also|Japanophilia}}

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy Sonichu]] as a [[CWC Fighter|kung fu]] master with [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanty eyes]], raised in a dojo. When a fan criticized this stereotyping, Chris claimed that Punchy was "NOT of Asian origin".<ref>[[Mailbag 6]]</ref> Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung fu to Japan, when in actuality it comes from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> In a [[Katie Bay E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]], it is shown that Chris simply does not seem to know that China and Japan are not the same, as he calls the Japanese account Chinese, failing to realize that they are separate countries with different governments, languages, writing systems and currencies.

In [[Chris Calls Clyde Out]], Chris pretends to be [[Clyde Cash]] while doing an imitation of an Asian accent. This is presumably a reference to Clyde's Asian ancestry.<ref>[[Mumble 2]]</ref>

In his real-life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least a neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and at one point [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating Spaghetti (36:49 - 38:54)|believed Emily to be part-Asian]].

Chris appears to believe that "Ching Chong" is an actual Asian name, rather than a racially insensitive mockery of the Chinese language.

===Native Americans===
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really. (Note [[Semen|the typo]].)]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of Native Americans are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "[[Cherokian]]" heritage with ''Sonichu'' lore. He depicts [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|Cherokee]] characters in his work as white-skinned and blue-eyed, and wearing Ancient Roman-style armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The [[Wasabi Clan]] unsurprisingly also bear no resemblance to Native Americans. The Wasabi rival is (once again) very Caucasian-looking, and he wears an orange robe and a brightly-colored hat vaguely resembling a {{w|mitre}}; this has led multiple commentators to say he looks more like the Pope than a Native American figure.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize ''[[My Little Pony]]'' dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous "Cheroki-Chan", a Native American pony clearly based upon himself. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water-washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a plastic gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. True Cherokee historically wore breechcloths and leggings most of the time prior to adopting modern styles, and there is little evidence to suggest they owned muscle bras. They also notably did not go to war with toy guns, but famously with bows and arrows, and later captured firearms - all of which Chris [[I AM STRONG|lacks the strength]] to use.

===Jews===
{{see also|Michael Snyder}}
{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder!... JEW!|Chris, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|demonstrating his boundless empathy for religious minorities]]}}

Near the beginning of Chris's [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|unsuccessful attempt]] in April 2010 to be unbanned from the [[The GAMe PLACe]], he felt the need to point out the possibility that Michael Snyder was Jewish, using his last name as a point of reference ("Snyder" is a common Dutch surname meaning "tailor". It happens to be similar to the German surname "Schneider", which is sometimes used by Jews). After failing to convince Snyder to lift the ban, Chris angrily called him a Jew and bolted out of the store, seemingly belying his claim to have no ill will towards the Jewish people. In a later video ([[Greene County Conspiracy|100 2178]]), Chris appears to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew". In an email to Katie Bay, he refers to Snyder as a "son of a bitch Jew" and a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> This probably is moreso a misguided attempt to mimic [[South Park#Chris fails to grasp South Park|Eric Cartman]] than the result of any deep-seated anti-Semitism.

It should be noted that Snyder once clarified in a YouTube comment that he is ''not'' Jewish, and also that Chris took to using "Jew" like a curse word (because anything directed at blacks nearly got him [[Kick the Autistic|assaulted in retribution]] by patrons).<ref>Michael Snyder#Snyder's YouTube Comments</ref>

Chris finally apologized for insulting Michael on 31 [[March 2018]], after a [[CWC Ancestry|23andme test]] showed that he himself had 0.1% Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry. He characterized this as a "surprise."<ref>[https://archive.md/NR1Vv]</ref> As of 2020 his 23andme results no longer include Jewish ancestry.<ref>[[:File:DNA test.JPG]]</ref>

Funnily enough, according to Chris's [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|list of Adam & Eve purchases]], he had purchased "Nina Hartley's guide to sex toys", a pornographic video starring the titular porn star, who just so happened to be a Jewish Atheist. Whether Chris knew or cared about the fact he was [[mass debating]] to a woman whose race/ beliefs he showed such a prejudice to remains unknown.

Also, Chris has used the Yiddish phrase "oy vey" on occasion, though it's not uncommon for that phrase to be used outside of Jewish circles. Chris probably picked it up either from his parents, or from shows like ''Rugrats'' and ''The Simpsons''.

===Hispanics===
{{main|Chris and Spanish}}
[[File:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|thumb|left|Espanolic and Vegaton, the only [[Pokémon]] lazier than [[Snorlax]].]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on the [[Spanish]] language, Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a Grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized [[Wikipedia:Sombrero|sombrero]] in front of what appears to be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Flag of Bolivia|Bolivia]] or [[Wikipedia:Flag of Ghana|Ghana]], and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "[[Wikipedia:Spanish fly|Spanish Fly]]", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create similar Pokémon named Lombre and Ludicolo, which, despite being obvious stereotypes, were handled far more tactfully than Chris could hope to do.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the [[Homos|lesbian]] nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]], and then Chris's <s>self-cest</s> children. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women. It also does not help her sentences are random mixes of Spanish and English – and no, not by throwing in a random word or two of Spanish into her sentences, but switching from English phrases to Spanish midway in her sentences (which appear to be Google-Translated).

It is worth noting that Chris sometimes refers to people of Latin American descent as "Spanish". This is not unheard of, especially among [[Borb|older generations]], but it is much less common that the terms "Hispanic" or "Latino".

Chris has shown in the past a willingness to [[Joshua Martinez|befriend]] and [[Lori Lopez|date]] Hispanics.

===Indians===

When TheGamerFromMars took Chris out to eat at an Indian restaurant during the filming of [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]], Chris [[Random Access Humor|blurted out one-liners]] from [[The Simpsons]] character Apu (''complete with the stereotypical Indian accent''), much to the embarrassment and disapproval of his hosts. Despite that, Chris insisted on belting out another "Welcome to Kwik-E-Mart!" line before they sat down to eat, [[Autism|oblivious to the fact that he could have offended somebody.]]

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

===Other white ethnicities/cultures===
Chris has not shown outright malevolence towards other white cultures, but is often ignorant of their customs and nations. In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], for example, Chris plays an Irish song while wearing a kilt and pretending to be Scottish, then mentions a [[Wikipedia:Shillelagh_(club)|shillelagh]].

Chris has an extremely basic idea on eastern Europe and Russia; [[Sylvana]] was given a supposedly Russian accent midway through the comic for no discernable reason (although the way it was written made it look like a German accent instead).

==Troll manipulation==
{{see also|Niggos}}
{{quote|[giggling] No, say "niggers", you stupid twat.|[[BlueSpike]] to Chris.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>}}

In the [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call, [[BlueSpike]] coerced Chris into saying "niggers"; Chris attempted to substitute [[niggos]] instead, but BlueSpike insisted and Chris gave in. The term niggos became an infamous [[CWC-ism]].

In a [[June 2009]] video, Chris uploaded for Julie called [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]] which was a cover the song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" from The Boondocks. While Chris attempted to make it [[Homos|homophobic]], he still kept many of the racist lyrics from the original song and even repeated the word "nigga" on 3 different occasions in the song.

Chris called [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] a nigger on video<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref> and in email.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref> Notably, he never used the term in this context either before or after his interaction with Tito, who is not even depicted as being a black person, suggesting Chris was [[manipulated]] by trolls behind the scenes into using the word.

In [[Jackie E-mails 14]], sweetheart [[Jackie]] asked Chris [[Song for Jackie.MOV|to dress up as Mr. Popo]] on video - a character from [[Dragon Ball]] with black skin, red lips and a turban - while singing "You ain't seen no Saiyans on the fiddle, / No Saiyans on the fiddle like this." Chris complied, though he was aware the costume would appear like blackface and placed a disclaimer stating that "this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus."

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga Chris was manipulated into [[Chris and fashion| dressing up as a gopnik]] (bottle of vodka included) while spouting the phrase "A nu cheeki breeki" and "Davai" over and over again (in reference to the stalker games which Joshua was obsessed with), although like many things during that saga the whole meme probably flew completely over Chris's head and actually was led to believe that the chant was Cherokean instead.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris being a [[niggo|wiggo]].]]
{{quote|And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews.|Chris, in response to a [[Mailbag_6#Rejected_Mailbag|rejected mailbag]] email}}

{{quote|Blacks [...] are good people too.|Chris, in the [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|disclaimer for his Mr. Popo video]]}}

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville "they can even vote". Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. He also genuinely likes two black actors: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]], he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" (except the ones being black).

==Chris's ethnic background==
{{Wise|he is part black and part Jewish.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7]]</ref>}}

[[File:2023ChrisDNATest.png|thumb|200px|Chris's updated 23andMe results as of January 13, 2023, showing that according to his genetics, he is predominantly of [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|British]] ancestry, with additional contributions from Northwestern and Southern European nations.]]
[[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's updated 23andMe results as of 11 October 2020.]]
[[File:Ancestry composition1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's original results which convinced him he was Jewish.]]

Influenced by his parents' claims, Chris has long asserted that he is of primarily [[Daniel Weston|English]] descent, with some [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] heritage on Bob's side and some French heritage on Barb's. However, in March 2018, the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris apply for a DNA test from 23andMe to determine his ancestry,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which showed that he was of 100% European genetic background, with slightly over half of this being British and most of the rest from across Northwestern Europe. The test also indicated that Chris had a trace amount (less than 0.1%) of Ashkenazi ("ash-KEN-azi") Jewish ancestry. Chris was also led to believe that he had black ancestry because his paternal haplogroup lineage, like all human lineages, began in Africa (as a matter of fact both his paternal and maternal haplogroups point to European origin). As a result, Chris declared that he was "Fully Observant of [his] Jewish ancestry" and that he was "black too." He apologized for his past offensiveness regarding Jews and black people.

Sometime between 2018 and 2020 Chris's 23andMe results were updated. They now show no Jewish ancestry whatsoever, showing a somewhat larger component of [[Mario|Italian]] ancestry instead. They also show that he is of 0.1% [[Cherokean Chant|Siberian]] ancestry, possibly the sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results.

In January 2023, Chris's 23andMe results were updated again. They showed a larger component of [[PewDiePie|Scandanavian]] and broadly Northwestern European ancestry, increased 0.1% of Italian and the rest of Northwestern European were decreased by a less 2%, and Siberian ancestry increased by 0.1%. It was also added that Chris had 0.1% of "unassigned" ancestry.

==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==

Chris attempts to add in characters of various races and religions with decidedly mixed results. Many of his non-white characters are one-dimensional or barely relevant but then again so is every white one who isn't Chris in his world full of rainbow hedgehogs. Virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

In the [[Mailbag]], when Chris is confronted about the lack of minorities in his comic he claims that all of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are considered "minorities" in CWCville, implying that he completely missed the point of the question. Despite being minorities, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon group never experiences discrimination nor prejudices in the comic; [[homos|that's saved for another minority in CWCville]]. Chris tolerated a [[Niggo]] [[Bubbles]] and Indian [[Magi-chan]] renditions in [[July 2020]].

*[[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (Jewish, good but immature)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (<s>Paleface</s> Native American, lawful good)
*[[Wes Iseli#Wasabi Rival|Wasabi Rival]] (<s>Caucasian</s> Native American, evil)
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] - (<s>white-washed</s> Native American, good, probably the whitest of all Native American characters in the comics as she's not only blue-eyed but also blonde)
*[[Manajerks#B-Manajerk|B-Manajerk]] (black, evil). A '''villain''' based off a real-life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s.
*[[Barack Obama]] (half-black, half-Arab). A cameo for the sake of a race-related joke. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.
* [[Blake]] (black, evil turned good). A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] which were uploaded in 2015 Blake is mistaken as black, being wished a "happy Kwanza, brother" from an African American, and goes on an angry rant about how his skin in not "sunburn color", he is black because of a mutation.
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good). A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil). The Big Cheese of the Jerkops.
** Occasionally other [[Jerkop]]s are shown to be black as well. No other minorities are apparent aside from possibly Turdijerk (see below).
*[[Punchy]] (East Asian, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [said to turn good])
*[[Manajerks#Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)|Turdijerk]] (drawn with brownish skin and brown hair, possibly Indian(?), evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical black slang)
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker). A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, good, <s>never seen</s> debuts in ''Sonichu'' #12)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill Schwartz]] (possibly Jewish, worked for [[Giovanni]] but later on changed sides)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|Ching Chong]] (Asian, appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as a flower girl)
*PHI Spring Break reporter (black, appears in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite the woman only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "sistas and brothas".

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Chris and race

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{{quote|I never really had anything against, uh, race or people, I never really did... I have nothing against black people or anyone else of other countries.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] while talking to [[BraveryJerk Interviews|BraveryJerk]] in [[2016]], in spite of previous questionable depictions of race in his comics and videos.}}

[[Image: Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV]], [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] into putting on blackface.]]

The '''race''' of people is often considered a sensitive topic, a poor match for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], with his [[Autism|lack of social tact and tendency to take pop culture stereotypes literally]]. While Chris doesn't seem to hold deeply bigoted views or have irrational hatred toward people that aren't white (or at least not on the same level as his views on [[homos|homosexuals]], [[Asperger syndrome|people with Asperger's Syndrome]], and [[JERKS]]) he has been remarkably tone-deaf when talking about, or portraying, minorities in his comics and videos. The [[Miscreants]] group of trolls used race as ammo to mock and [[Chris and manipulation|manipulate]] Chris.

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of other cultures can also be traced to the television he watches, such as the typical [[Adult Swim]] cartoon which includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor.

===Blacks===
{{see also|Niggos}}
[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] include whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref><ref>In [[IRC (17 December 2008)]], he was asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion" to their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref>

His stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well.

Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin<ref>[[Sonichu Fan Promo]]</ref> – even though he previously approved of a notable piece of fan art with the phrase included prominently. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

On the less-discriminatory side, Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Some teenaged black kids frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090620070812/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090621132756/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

He does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "[[niggo]]") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at [[McDonald's]] who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]; he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref>

In 2016, Chris was asked by [[BraveryJerk]] what his opinion on the Black Lives Matter movement was. Chris seemingly had never heard of the movement, saying "Uhhh, Black Li – I have not heard of that. Well…Black Lives Matter. It sounds like it’s…uh…maybe people, black people are, sounds like they’re having trouble? But I feel…that, you know, to help any person in general, regardless of race or whatever. I mean, I’m for…the,uh…Black Lives forever."<ref>https://youtu.be/LTtBLPH350w?t=547</ref>

===Asians===
{{see also|Japanophilia}}

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy Sonichu]] as a [[CWC Fighter|kung fu]] master with [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanty eyes]], raised in a dojo. When a fan criticized this stereotyping, Chris claimed that Punchy was "NOT of Asian origin".<ref>[[Mailbag 6]]</ref> Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung fu to Japan, when in actuality it comes from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> In a [[Katie Bay E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]], it is shown that Chris simply does not seem to know that China and Japan are not the same, as he calls the Japanese account Chinese, failing to realize that they are separate countries with different governments, languages, writing systems and currencies.

In [[Chris Calls Clyde Out]], Chris pretends to be [[Clyde Cash]] while doing an imitation of an Asian accent. This is presumably a reference to Clyde's Asian ancestry.<ref>[[Mumble 2]]</ref>

In his real-life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least a neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and at one point [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating Spaghetti (36:49 - 38:54)|believed Emily to be part-Asian]].

Chris appears to believe that "Ching Chong" is an actual Asian name, rather than a racially insensitive mockery of the Chinese language.

===Native Americans===
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really. (Note [[Semen|the typo]].)]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of Native Americans are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "[[Cherokian]]" heritage with ''Sonichu'' lore. He depicts [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|Cherokee]] characters in his work as white-skinned and blue-eyed, and wearing Ancient Roman-style armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The [[Wasabi Clan]] unsurprisingly also bear no resemblance to Native Americans. The Wasabi rival is (once again) very Caucasian-looking, and he wears an orange robe and a brightly-colored hat vaguely resembling a {{w|mitre}}; this has led multiple commentators to say he looks more like the Pope than a Native American figure.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize ''[[My Little Pony]]'' dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous "Cheroki-Chan", a Native American pony clearly based upon himself. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water-washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a plastic gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. True Cherokee historically wore breechcloths and leggings most of the time prior to adopting modern styles, and there is little evidence to suggest they owned muscle bras. They also notably did not go to war with toy guns, but famously with bows and arrows, and later captured firearms - all of which Chris [[I AM STRONG|lacks the strength]] to use.

===Jews===
{{see also|Michael Snyder}}
{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder!... JEW!|Chris, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|demonstrating his boundless empathy for religious minorities]]}}

Near the beginning of Chris's [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|unsuccessful attempt]] in April 2010 to be unbanned from the [[The GAMe PLACe]], he felt the need to point out the possibility that Michael Snyder was Jewish, using his last name as a point of reference ("Snyder" is a common Dutch surname meaning "tailor". It happens to be similar to the German surname "Schneider", which is sometimes used by Jews). After failing to convince Snyder to lift the ban, Chris angrily called him a Jew and bolted out of the store, seemingly belying his claim to have no ill will towards the Jewish people. In a later video ([[Greene County Conspiracy|100 2178]]), Chris appears to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew". In an email to Katie Bay, he refers to Snyder as a "son of a bitch Jew" and a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> This probably is moreso a misguided attempt to mimic [[South Park#Chris fails to grasp South Park|Eric Cartman]] than the result of any deep-seated anti-Semitism.

It should be noted that Snyder once clarified in a YouTube comment that he is ''not'' Jewish, and also that Chris took to using "Jew" like a curse word (because anything directed at blacks nearly got him [[Kick the Autistic|assaulted in retribution]] by patrons).<ref>Michael Snyder#Snyder's YouTube Comments</ref>

Chris finally apologized for insulting Michael on 31 [[March 2018]], after a [[CWC Ancestry|23andme test]] showed that he himself had 0.1% Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry. He characterized this as a "surprise."<ref>[https://archive.md/NR1Vv]</ref> As of 2020 his 23andme results no longer include Jewish ancestry.<ref>[[:File:DNA test.JPG]]</ref>

Funnily enough, according to Chris's [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|list of Adam & Eve purchases]], he had purchased "Nina Hartley's guide to sex toys", a pornographic video starring the titular porn star, who just so happened to be a Jewish Atheist. Whether Chris knew or cared about the fact he was [[mass debating]] to a woman whose race/ beliefs he showed such a prejudice to remains unknown.

Also, Chris has used the Yiddish phrase "oy vey" on occasion, though it's not uncommon for that phrase to be used outside of Jewish circles. Chris probably picked it up either from his parents, or from shows like ''Rugrats'' and ''The Simpsons''.

===Hispanics===
{{main|Chris and Spanish}}
[[File:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|thumb|left|Espanolic and Vegaton, the only [[Pokémon]] lazier than [[Snorlax]].]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on the [[Spanish]] language, Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a Grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized [[Wikipedia:Sombrero|sombrero]] in front of what appears to be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Flag of Bolivia|Bolivia]] or [[Wikipedia:Flag of Ghana|Ghana]], and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "[[Wikipedia:Spanish fly|Spanish Fly]]", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create similar Pokémon named Lombre and Ludicolo, which, despite being obvious stereotypes, were handled far more tactfully than Chris could hope to do.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the [[Homos|lesbian]] nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]], and then Chris's <s>self-cest</s> children. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women. It also does not help her sentences are random mixes of Spanish and English – and no, not by throwing in a random word or two of Spanish into her sentences, but switching from English phrases to Spanish midway in her sentences (which appear to be Google-Translated).

It is worth noting that Chris sometimes refers to people of Latin American descent as "Spanish". This is not unheard of, especially among [[Borb|older generations]], but it is much less common that the terms "Hispanic" or "Latino".

Chris has shown in the past a willingness to [[Joshua Martinez|befriend]] and [[Lori Lopez|date]] Hispanics.

===Indians===

When TheGamerFromMars took Chris out to eat at an Indian restaurant during the filming of [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]], Chris [[Random Access Humor|blurted out one-liners]] from [[The Simpsons]] character Apu (''complete with the stereotypical Indian accent''), much to the embarrassment and disapproval of his hosts. Despite that, Chris insisted on belting out another "Welcome to Kwik-E-Mart!" line before they sat down to eat, [[Autism|oblivious to the fact that he could have offended somebody.]]

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

===Other white ethnicities/cultures===
Chris has not shown outright malevolence towards other white cultures, but is often ignorant of their customs and nations. In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], for example, Chris plays an Irish song while wearing a kilt and pretending to be Scottish, then mentions a [[Wikipedia:Shillelagh_(club)|shillelagh]].

Chris has an extremely basic idea on eastern Europe and Russia; [[Sylvana]] was given a supposedly Russian accent midway through the comic for no discernable reason (although the way it was written made it look like a German accent instead).

==Troll manipulation==
{{see also|Niggos}}
{{quote|[giggling] No, say "niggers", you stupid twat.|[[BlueSpike]] to Chris.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>}}

In the [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call, [[BlueSpike]] coerced Chris into saying "niggers"; Chris attempted to substitute [[niggos]] instead, but BlueSpike insisted and Chris gave in. The term niggos became an infamous [[CWC-ism]].

In a [[June 2009]] video, Chris uploaded for Julie called [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]] which was a cover the song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" from The Boondocks. While Chris attempted to make it [[Homos|homophobic]], he still kept many of the racist lyrics from the original song and even repeated the word "nigga" on 3 different occasions in the song.

Chris called [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] a nigger on video<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref> and in email.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref> Notably, he never used the term in this context either before or after his interaction with Tito, who is not even depicted as being a black person, suggesting Chris was [[manipulated]] by trolls behind the scenes into using the word.

In [[Jackie E-mails 14]], sweetheart [[Jackie]] asked Chris [[Song for Jackie.MOV|to dress up as Mr. Popo]] on video - a character from [[Dragon Ball]] with black skin, red lips and a turban - while singing "You ain't seen no Saiyans on the fiddle, / No Saiyans on the fiddle like this." Chris complied, though he was aware the costume would appear like blackface and placed a disclaimer stating that "this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus."

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga Chris was manipulated into [[Chris and fashion| dressing up as a gopnik]] (bottle of vodka included) while spouting the phrase "A nu cheeki breeki" and "Davai" over and over again (in reference to the stalker games which Joshua was obsessed with), although like many things during that saga the whole meme probably flew completely over Chris's head and actually was led to believe that the chant was Cherokean instead.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris being a [[niggo|wiggo]].]]
{{quote|And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews.|Chris, in response to a [[Mailbag_6#Rejected_Mailbag|rejected mailbag]] email}}

{{quote|Blacks [...] are good people too.|Chris, in the [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|disclaimer for his Mr. Popo video]]}}

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville "they can even vote". Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. He also genuinely likes two black actors: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]], he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" (except the ones being black).

==Chris's ethnic background==
{{Wise|he is part black and part Jewish.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7]]</ref>}}

[[File:2023ChrisDNATest.png|thumb|200px|Chris's updated 23andMe results as of January 13, 2023, showing that according to his genetics, he is predominantly of [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|British]] ancestry, with additional contributions from Northwestern and Southern European nations.]]
[[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's updated 23andMe results as of 11 October 2020.]]
[[File:Ancestry composition1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's original results which convinced him he was Jewish.]]

Influenced by his parents' claims, Chris has long asserted that he is of primarily [[Daniel Weston|English]] descent, with some [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] heritage on Bob's side and some French heritage on Barb's. However, in March 2018, the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris apply for a DNA test from 23andMe to determine his ancestry,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which showed that he was of 100% European genetic background, with slightly over half of this being British and most of the rest from across Northwestern Europe. The test also indicated that Chris had a trace amount (less than 0.1%) of Ashkenazi ("ash-KEN-azi") Jewish ancestry. Chris was also led to believe that he had black ancestry because his paternal haplogroup lineage, like all human lineages, began in Africa (as a matter of fact both his paternal and maternal haplogroups point to European origin). As a result, Chris declared that he was "Fully Observant of [his] Jewish ancestry" and that he was "black too." He apologized for his past offensiveness regarding Jews and black people.

Sometime between 2018 and 2020 Chris's 23andMe results were updated. They now show no Jewish ancestry whatsoever, showing a somewhat larger component of [[Mario|Italian]] ancestry instead. They also show that he is of 0.1% [[Cherokean Chant|Siberian]] ancestry, possibly the sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results.

In January 2023, Chris's 23andMe results were updated again. They showed a larger component of [[PewDiePie|Scandanavian]] and broadly Northwestern European ancestry, increased 0.1% of Italian and the rest of Northwestern European were decreased by a less 2%, and Siberian ancestry increased by 0.1%. It was also added that Chris had 0.1% of "unassigned" ancestry.

==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==

Chris attempts to add in characters of various races and religions with decidedly mixed results. Many of his non-white characters are one-dimensional or barely relevant but then again so is every white one who isn't Chris in his world full of rainbow hedgehogs. Virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

In the [[Mailbag]], when Chris is confronted about the lack of minorities in his comic he claims that all of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are considered "minorities" in CWCville, implying that he completely missed the point of the question. Despite being minorities, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon group never experiences discrimination nor prejudices in the comic; [[homos|that's saved for another minority in CWCville]]. Chris tolerated a [[Niggo]] [[Bubbles]] and Indian [[Magi-chan]] renditions in [[July 2020]].

*[[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (Jewish, good but immature)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (<s>Paleface</s> Native American, lawful good)
*[[Wes Iseli#Wasabi Rival|Wasabi Rival]] (<s>Caucasian</s> Native American, evil)
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] - (<s>white-washed</s> Native American, good, probably the whitest of all Native American characters in the comics as she's not only blue-eyed but also blonde)
*[[Manajerks#B-Manajerk|B-Manajerk]] (black, evil). A '''villain''' based off a real-life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s.
*[[Barack Obama]] (half-black, half-Arab). A cameo for the sake of a race-related joke. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.
* Blake (black, evil turned good). A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] which were uploaded in 2015 [[Blake]] is mistaken as black, being wished a "happy Kwanza, brother" from an African American, and goes on an angry rant about how his skin in not "sunburn color", he is black because of a mutation.
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good). A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil). The Big Cheese of the Jerkops.
** Occasionally other [[Jerkop]]s are shown to be black as well. No other minorities are apparent aside from possibly Turdijerk (see below).
*[[Punchy]] (East Asian, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [said to turn good])
*[[Manajerks#Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)|Turdijerk]] (drawn with brownish skin and brown hair, possibly Indian(?), evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical black slang)
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker). A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, good, <s>never seen</s> debuts in ''Sonichu'' #12)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill Schwartz]] (possibly Jewish, worked for [[Giovanni]] but later on changed sides)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|Ching Chong]] (Asian, appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as a flower girl)
*PHI Spring Break reporter (black, appears in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite the woman only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "sistas and brothas".

==Sources==
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Chris and race

2024-08-18T18:09:44Z

Zillachu: /* Chris's ethnic background */

{{Honest}}

{{quote|I never really had anything against, uh, race or people, I never really did... I have nothing against black people or anyone else of other countries.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] while talking to [[BraveryJerk Interviews|BraveryJerk]] in [[2016]], in spite of previous questionable depictions of race in his comics and videos.}}

[[Image: Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV]], [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] into putting on blackface.]]

The '''race''' of people is often considered a sensitive topic, a poor match for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], with his [[Autism|lack of social tact and tendency to take pop culture stereotypes literally]]. While Chris doesn't seem to hold deeply bigoted views or have irrational hatred toward people that aren't white (or at least not on the same level as his views on [[homos|homosexuals]], [[Asperger syndrome|people with Asperger's Syndrome]], and [[JERKS]]) he has been remarkably tone-deaf when talking about, or portraying, minorities in his comics and videos. The [[Miscreants]] group of trolls used race as ammo to mock and [[Chris and manipulation|manipulate]] Chris.

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of other cultures can also be traced to the television he watches, such as the typical [[Adult Swim]] cartoon which includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor.

===Blacks===
{{see also|Niggos}}
[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] include whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref><ref>In [[IRC (17 December 2008)]], he was asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion" to their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref>

His stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well.

Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin<ref>[[Sonichu Fan Promo]]</ref> – even though he previously approved of a notable piece of fan art with the phrase included prominently. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

On the less-discriminatory side, Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Some teenaged black kids frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090620070812/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090621132756/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

He does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "[[niggo]]") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at [[McDonald's]] who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]; he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref>

In 2016, Chris was asked by [[BraveryJerk]] what his opinion on the Black Lives Matter movement was. Chris seemingly had never heard of the movement, saying "Uhhh, Black Li – I have not heard of that. Well…Black Lives Matter. It sounds like it’s…uh…maybe people, black people are, sounds like they’re having trouble? But I feel…that, you know, to help any person in general, regardless of race or whatever. I mean, I’m for…the,uh…Black Lives forever."<ref>https://youtu.be/LTtBLPH350w?t=547</ref>

===Asians===
{{see also|Japanophilia}}

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy Sonichu]] as a [[CWC Fighter|kung fu]] master with [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanty eyes]], raised in a dojo. When a fan criticized this stereotyping, Chris claimed that Punchy was "NOT of Asian origin".<ref>[[Mailbag 6]]</ref> Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung fu to Japan, when in actuality it comes from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> In a [[Katie Bay E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]], it is shown that Chris simply does not seem to know that China and Japan are not the same, as he calls the Japanese account Chinese, failing to realize that they are separate countries with different governments, languages, writing systems and currencies.

In [[Chris Calls Clyde Out]], Chris pretends to be [[Clyde Cash]] while doing an imitation of an Asian accent. This is presumably a reference to Clyde's Asian ancestry.<ref>[[Mumble 2]]</ref>

In his real-life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least a neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and at one point [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating Spaghetti (36:49 - 38:54)|believed Emily to be part-Asian]].

Chris appears to believe that "Ching Chong" is an actual Asian name, rather than a racially insensitive mockery of the Chinese language.

===Native Americans===
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really. (Note [[Semen|the typo]].)]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of Native Americans are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "[[Cherokian]]" heritage with ''Sonichu'' lore. He depicts [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|Cherokee]] characters in his work as white-skinned and blue-eyed, and wearing Ancient Roman-style armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The [[Wasabi Clan]] unsurprisingly also bear no resemblance to Native Americans. The Wasabi rival is (once again) very Caucasian-looking, and he wears an orange robe and a brightly-colored hat vaguely resembling a {{w|mitre}}; this has led multiple commentators to say he looks more like the Pope than a Native American figure.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize ''[[My Little Pony]]'' dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous "Cheroki-Chan", a Native American pony clearly based upon himself. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water-washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a plastic gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. True Cherokee historically wore breechcloths and leggings most of the time prior to adopting modern styles, and there is little evidence to suggest they owned muscle bras. They also notably did not go to war with toy guns, but famously with bows and arrows, and later captured firearms - all of which Chris [[I AM STRONG|lacks the strength]] to use.

===Jews===
{{see also|Michael Snyder}}
{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder!... JEW!|Chris, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|demonstrating his boundless empathy for religious minorities]]}}

Near the beginning of Chris's [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|unsuccessful attempt]] in April 2010 to be unbanned from the [[The GAMe PLACe]], he felt the need to point out the possibility that Michael Snyder was Jewish, using his last name as a point of reference ("Snyder" is a common Dutch surname meaning "tailor". It happens to be similar to the German surname "Schneider", which is sometimes used by Jews). After failing to convince Snyder to lift the ban, Chris angrily called him a Jew and bolted out of the store, seemingly belying his claim to have no ill will towards the Jewish people. In a later video ([[Greene County Conspiracy|100 2178]]), Chris appears to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew". In an email to Katie Bay, he refers to Snyder as a "son of a bitch Jew" and a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> This probably is moreso a misguided attempt to mimic [[South Park#Chris fails to grasp South Park|Eric Cartman]] than the result of any deep-seated anti-Semitism.

It should be noted that Snyder once clarified in a YouTube comment that he is ''not'' Jewish, and also that Chris took to using "Jew" like a curse word (because anything directed at blacks nearly got him [[Kick the Autistic|assaulted in retribution]] by patrons).<ref>Michael Snyder#Snyder's YouTube Comments</ref>

Chris finally apologized for insulting Michael on 31 [[March 2018]], after a [[CWC Ancestry|23andme test]] showed that he himself had 0.1% Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry. He characterized this as a "surprise."<ref>[https://archive.md/NR1Vv]</ref> As of 2020 his 23andme results no longer include Jewish ancestry.<ref>[[:File:DNA test.JPG]]</ref>

Funnily enough, according to Chris's [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|list of Adam & Eve purchases]], he had purchased "Nina Hartley's guide to sex toys", a pornographic video starring the titular porn star, who just so happened to be a Jewish Atheist. Whether Chris knew or cared about the fact he was [[mass debating]] to a woman whose race/ beliefs he showed such a prejudice to remains unknown.

Also, Chris has used the Yiddish phrase "oy vey" on occasion, though it's not uncommon for that phrase to be used outside of Jewish circles. Chris probably picked it up either from his parents, or from shows like ''Rugrats'' and ''The Simpsons''.

===Hispanics===
{{main|Chris and Spanish}}
[[File:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|thumb|left|Espanolic and Vegaton, the only [[Pokémon]] lazier than [[Snorlax]].]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on the [[Spanish]] language, Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a Grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized [[Wikipedia:Sombrero|sombrero]] in front of what appears to be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Flag of Bolivia|Bolivia]] or [[Wikipedia:Flag of Ghana|Ghana]], and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "[[Wikipedia:Spanish fly|Spanish Fly]]", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create similar Pokémon named Lombre and Ludicolo, which, despite being obvious stereotypes, were handled far more tactfully than Chris could hope to do.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the [[Homos|lesbian]] nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]], and then Chris's <s>self-cest</s> children. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women. It also does not help her sentences are random mixes of Spanish and English – and no, not by throwing in a random word or two of Spanish into her sentences, but switching from English phrases to Spanish midway in her sentences (which appear to be Google-Translated).

It is worth noting that Chris sometimes refers to people of Latin American descent as "Spanish". This is not unheard of, especially among [[Borb|older generations]], but it is much less common that the terms "Hispanic" or "Latino".

Chris has shown in the past a willingness to [[Joshua Martinez|befriend]] and [[Lori Lopez|date]] Hispanics.

===Indians===

When TheGamerFromMars took Chris out to eat at an Indian restaurant during the filming of [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]], Chris [[Random Access Humor|blurted out one-liners]] from [[The Simpsons]] character Apu (''complete with the stereotypical Indian accent''), much to the embarrassment and disapproval of his hosts. Despite that, Chris insisted on belting out another "Welcome to Kwik-E-Mart!" line before they sat down to eat, [[Autism|oblivious to the fact that he could have offended somebody.]]

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

===Other white ethnicities/cultures===
Chris has not shown outright malevolence towards other white cultures, but is often ignorant of their customs and nations. In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], for example, Chris plays an Irish song while wearing a kilt and pretending to be Scottish, then mentions a [[Wikipedia:Shillelagh_(club)|shillelagh]].

Chris has an extremely basic idea on eastern Europe and Russia; [[Sylvana]] was given a supposedly Russian accent midway through the comic for no discernable reason (although the way it was written made it look like a German accent instead).

==Troll manipulation==
{{see also|Niggos}}
{{quote|[giggling] No, say "niggers", you stupid twat.|[[BlueSpike]] to Chris.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>}}

In the [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call, [[BlueSpike]] coerced Chris into saying "niggers"; Chris attempted to substitute [[niggos]] instead, but BlueSpike insisted and Chris gave in. The term niggos became an infamous [[CWC-ism]].

In a [[June 2009]] video, Chris uploaded for Julie called [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]] which was a cover the song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" from The Boondocks. While Chris attempted to make it [[Homos|homophobic]], he still kept many of the racist lyrics from the original song and even repeated the word "nigga" on 3 different occasions in the song.

Chris called [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] a nigger on video<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref> and in email.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref> Notably, he never used the term in this context either before or after his interaction with Tito, who is not even depicted as being a black person, suggesting Chris was [[manipulated]] by trolls behind the scenes into using the word.

In [[Jackie E-mails 14]], sweetheart [[Jackie]] asked Chris [[Song for Jackie.MOV|to dress up as Mr. Popo]] on video - a character from [[Dragon Ball]] with black skin, red lips and a turban - while singing "You ain't seen no Saiyans on the fiddle, / No Saiyans on the fiddle like this." Chris complied, though he was aware the costume would appear like blackface and placed a disclaimer stating that "this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus."

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga Chris was manipulated into [[Chris and fashion| dressing up as a gopnik]] (bottle of vodka included) while spouting the phrase "A nu cheeki breeki" and "Davai" over and over again (in reference to the stalker games which Joshua was obsessed with), although like many things during that saga the whole meme probably flew completely over Chris's head and actually was led to believe that the chant was Cherokean instead.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris being a [[niggo|wiggo]].]]
{{quote|And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews.|Chris, in response to a [[Mailbag_6#Rejected_Mailbag|rejected mailbag]] email}}

{{quote|Blacks [...] are good people too.|Chris, in the [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|disclaimer for his Mr. Popo video]]}}

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville "they can even vote". Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. He also genuinely likes two black actors: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]], he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" (except the ones being black).

==Chris's ethnic background==
{{Wise|he is part black and part Jewish.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7]]</ref>}}

[[File:2023ChrisDNATest.png|thumb|200px|Chris's updated 23andMe results as of January 13, 2023, showing that according to his genetics, he is predominantly of [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|British]] ancestry, with additional contributions from Northern and Western European nations.]]
[[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's updated 23andMe results as of 11 October 2020.]]
[[File:Ancestry composition1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's original results which convinced him he was Jewish.]]

Influenced by his parents' claims, Chris has long asserted that he is of primarily [[Daniel Weston|English]] descent, with some [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] heritage on Bob's side and some French heritage on Barb's. However, in March 2018, the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris apply for a DNA test from 23andMe to determine his ancestry,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which showed that he was of 100% European genetic background, with slightly over half of this being British and most of the rest from across Northwestern Europe. The test also indicated that Chris had a trace amount (less than 0.1%) of Ashkenazi ("ash-KEN-azi") Jewish ancestry. Chris was also led to believe that he had black ancestry because his paternal haplogroup lineage, like all human lineages, began in Africa (as a matter of fact both his paternal and maternal haplogroups point to European origin). As a result, Chris declared that he was "Fully Observant of [his] Jewish ancestry" and that he was "black too." He apologized for his past offensiveness regarding Jews and black people.

Sometime between 2018 and 2020 Chris's 23andMe results were updated. They now show no Jewish ancestry whatsoever, showing a somewhat larger component of [[Mario|Italian]] ancestry instead. They also show that he is of 0.1% [[Cherokean Chant|Siberian]] ancestry, possibly the sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results.

In January 2023, Chris's 23andMe results were updated again. They showed a larger component of [[PewDiePie|Scandanavian]] and broadly Northwestern European ancestry, increased 0.1% of Italian and the rest of Northwestern European were decreased by a less 2%, and Siberian ancestry increased by 0.1%. It was also added that Chris had 0.1% of "unassigned" ancestry.

==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==

Chris attempts to add in characters of various races and religions with decidedly mixed results. Many of his non-white characters are one-dimensional or barely relevant but then again so is every white one who isn't Chris in his world full of rainbow hedgehogs. Virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

In the [[Mailbag]], when Chris is confronted about the lack of minorities in his comic he claims that all of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are considered "minorities" in CWCville, implying that he completely missed the point of the question. Despite being minorities, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon group never experiences discrimination nor prejudices in the comic; [[homos|that's saved for another minority in CWCville]]. Chris tolerated a [[Niggo]] [[Bubbles]] and Indian [[Magi-chan]] renditions in [[July 2020]].

*[[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (Jewish, good but immature)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (<s>Paleface</s> Native American, lawful good)
*[[Wes Iseli#Wasabi Rival|Wasabi Rival]] (<s>Caucasian</s> Native American, evil)
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] - (<s>white-washed</s> Native American, good, probably the whitest of all Native American characters in the comics as she's not only blue-eyed but also blonde)
*[[Manajerks#B-Manajerk|B-Manajerk]] (black, evil). A '''villain''' based off a real-life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s.
*[[Barack Obama]] (half-black, half-Arab). A cameo for the sake of a race-related joke. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.
* Blake (black, evil turned good). A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] which were uploaded in 2015 [[Blake]] is mistaken as black, being wished a "happy Kwanza, brother" from an African American, and goes on an angry rant about how his skin in not "sunburn color", he is black because of a mutation.
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good). A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil). The Big Cheese of the Jerkops.
** Occasionally other [[Jerkop]]s are shown to be black as well. No other minorities are apparent aside from possibly Turdijerk (see below).
*[[Punchy]] (East Asian, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [said to turn good])
*[[Manajerks#Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)|Turdijerk]] (drawn with brownish skin and brown hair, possibly Indian(?), evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical black slang)
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker). A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, good, <s>never seen</s> debuts in ''Sonichu'' #12)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill Schwartz]] (possibly Jewish, worked for [[Giovanni]] but later on changed sides)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|Ching Chong]] (Asian, appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as a flower girl)
*PHI Spring Break reporter (black, appears in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite the woman only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "sistas and brothas".

==Sources==
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[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

Chris and race

2024-08-05T16:26:16Z

Zillachu: /* Native Americans */

{{Honest}}

{{quote|I never really had anything against, uh, race or people, I never really did... I have nothing against black people or anyone else of other countries.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] while talking to [[BraveryJerk Interviews|BraveryJerk]] in [[2016]], in spite of previous questionable depictions of race in his comics and videos.}}

[[Image: Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV]], [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] into putting on blackface.]]

The '''race''' of people is often considered a sensitive topic, a poor match for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], with his [[Autism|lack of social tact and tendency to take pop culture stereotypes literally]]. While Chris doesn't seem to hold deeply bigoted views or have irrational hatred toward people that aren't white (or at least not on the same level as his views on [[homos|homosexuals]], [[Asperger syndrome|people with Asperger's Syndrome]], and [[JERKS]]) he has been remarkably tone-deaf when talking about, or portraying, minorities in his comics and videos. The [[Miscreants]] group of trolls used race as ammo to mock and [[Chris and manipulation|manipulate]] Chris.

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of other cultures can also be traced to the television he watches, such as the typical [[Adult Swim]] cartoon which includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor.

===Blacks===
{{see also|Niggos}}
[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] include whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref><ref>In [[IRC (17 December 2008)]], he was asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion" to their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref>

His stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well.

Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin<ref>[[Sonichu Fan Promo]]</ref> – even though he previously approved of a notable piece of fan art with the phrase included prominently. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

On the less-discriminatory side, Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Some teenaged black kids frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090620070812/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090621132756/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

He does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "[[niggo]]") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at [[McDonald's]] who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]; he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref>

In 2016, Chris was asked by [[BraveryJerk]] what his opinion on the Black Lives Matter movement was. Chris seemingly had never heard of the movement, saying "Uhhh, Black Li – I have not heard of that. Well…Black Lives Matter. It sounds like it’s…uh…maybe people, black people are, sounds like they’re having trouble? But I feel…that, you know, to help any person in general, regardless of race or whatever. I mean, I’m for…the,uh…Black Lives forever."<ref>https://youtu.be/LTtBLPH350w?t=547</ref>

===Asians===
{{see also|Japanophilia}}

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy Sonichu]] as a [[CWC Fighter|kung fu]] master with [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanty eyes]], raised in a dojo. When a fan criticized this stereotyping, Chris claimed that Punchy was "NOT of Asian origin".<ref>[[Mailbag 6]]</ref> Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung fu to Japan, when in actuality it comes from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> In a [[Katie Bay E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]], it is shown that Chris simply does not seem to know that China and Japan are not the same, as he calls the Japanese account Chinese, failing to realize that they are separate countries with different governments, languages, writing systems and currencies.

In [[Chris Calls Clyde Out]], Chris pretends to be [[Clyde Cash]] while doing an imitation of an Asian accent. This is presumably a reference to Clyde's Asian ancestry.<ref>[[Mumble 2]]</ref>

In his real-life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least a neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and at one point [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating Spaghetti (36:49 - 38:54)|believed Emily to be part-Asian]].

Chris appears to believe that "Ching Chong" is an actual Asian name, rather than a racially insensitive mockery of the Chinese language.

===Native Americans===
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really. (Note [[Semen|the typo]].)]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of Native Americans are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "[[Cherokian]]" heritage with ''Sonichu'' lore. He depicts [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|Cherokee]] characters in his work as white-skinned and blue-eyed, and wearing Ancient Roman-style armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The [[Wasabi Clan]] unsurprisingly also bear no resemblance to Native Americans. The Wasabi rival is (once again) very Caucasian-looking, and he wears an orange robe and a brightly-colored hat vaguely resembling a {{w|mitre}}; this has led multiple commentators to say he looks more like the Pope than a Native American figure.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize ''[[My Little Pony]]'' dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous "Cheroki-Chan", a Native American pony clearly based upon himself. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water-washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a plastic gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. True Cherokee historically wore breechcloths and leggings most of the time prior to adopting modern styles, and there is little evidence to suggest they owned muscle bras. They also notably did not go to war with toy guns, but famously with bows and arrows, and later captured firearms - all of which Chris [[I AM STRONG|lacks the strength]] to use.

===Jews===
{{see also|Michael Snyder}}
{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder!... JEW!|Chris, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|demonstrating his boundless empathy for religious minorities]]}}

Near the beginning of Chris's [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|unsuccessful attempt]] in April 2010 to be unbanned from the [[The GAMe PLACe]], he felt the need to point out the possibility that Michael Snyder was Jewish, using his last name as a point of reference ("Snyder" is a common Dutch surname meaning "tailor". It happens to be similar to the German surname "Schneider", which is sometimes used by Jews). After failing to convince Snyder to lift the ban, Chris angrily called him a Jew and bolted out of the store, seemingly belying his claim to have no ill will towards the Jewish people. In a later video ([[Greene County Conspiracy|100 2178]]), Chris appears to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew". In an email to Katie Bay, he refers to Snyder as a "son of a bitch Jew" and a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> This probably is moreso a misguided attempt to mimic [[South Park#Chris fails to grasp South Park|Eric Cartman]] than the result of any deep-seated anti-Semitism.

It should be noted that Snyder once clarified in a YouTube comment that he is ''not'' Jewish, and also that Chris took to using "Jew" like a curse word (because anything directed at blacks nearly got him [[Kick the Autistic|assaulted in retribution]] by patrons).<ref>Michael Snyder#Snyder's YouTube Comments</ref>

Chris finally apologized for insulting Michael on 31 [[March 2018]], after a [[CWC Ancestry|23andme test]] showed that he himself had 0.1% Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry. He characterized this as a "surprise."<ref>[https://archive.md/NR1Vv]</ref> As of 2020 his 23andme results no longer include Jewish ancestry.<ref>[[:File:DNA test.JPG]]</ref>

Funnily enough, according to Chris's [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|list of Adam & Eve purchases]], he had purchased "Nina Hartley's guide to sex toys", a pornographic video starring the titular porn star, who just so happened to be a Jewish Atheist. Whether Chris knew or cared about the fact he was [[mass debating]] to a woman whose race/ beliefs he showed such a prejudice to remains unknown.

Also, Chris has used the Yiddish phrase "oy vey" on occasion, though it's not uncommon for that phrase to be used outside of Jewish circles. Chris probably picked it up either from his parents, or from shows like ''Rugrats'' and ''The Simpsons''.

===Hispanics===
{{main|Chris and Spanish}}
[[File:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|thumb|left|Espanolic and Vegaton, the only [[Pokémon]] lazier than [[Snorlax]].]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on the [[Spanish]] language, Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a Grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized [[Wikipedia:Sombrero|sombrero]] in front of what appears to be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Flag of Bolivia|Bolivia]] or [[Wikipedia:Flag of Ghana|Ghana]], and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "[[Wikipedia:Spanish fly|Spanish Fly]]", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create similar Pokémon named Lombre and Ludicolo, which, despite being obvious stereotypes, were handled far more tactfully than Chris could hope to do.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the [[Homos|lesbian]] nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]], and then Chris's <s>self-cest</s> children. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women. It also does not help her sentences are random mixes of Spanish and English – and no, not by throwing in a random word or two of Spanish into her sentences, but switching from English phrases to Spanish midway in her sentences (which appear to be Google-Translated).

It is worth noting that Chris sometimes refers to people of Latin American descent as "Spanish". This is not unheard of, especially among [[Borb|older generations]], but it is much less common that the terms "Hispanic" or "Latino".

Chris has shown in the past a willingness to [[Joshua Martinez|befriend]] and [[Lori Lopez|date]] Hispanics.

===Indians===

When TheGamerFromMars took Chris out to eat at an Indian restaurant during the filming of [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]], Chris [[Random Access Humor|blurted out one-liners]] from [[The Simpsons]] character Apu (''complete with the stereotypical Indian accent''), much to the embarrassment and disapproval of his hosts. Despite that, Chris insisted on belting out another "Welcome to Kwik-E-Mart!" line before they sat down to eat, [[Autism|oblivious to the fact that he could have offended somebody.]]

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

===Other white ethnicities/cultures===
Chris has not shown outright malevolence towards other white cultures, but is often ignorant of their customs and nations. In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], for example, Chris plays an Irish song while wearing a kilt and pretending to be Scottish, then mentions a [[Wikipedia:Shillelagh_(club)|shillelagh]].

Chris has an extremely basic idea on eastern Europe and Russia; [[Sylvana]] was given a supposedly Russian accent midway through the comic for no discernable reason (although the way it was written made it look like a German accent instead).

==Troll manipulation==
{{see also|Niggos}}
{{quote|[giggling] No, say "niggers", you stupid twat.|[[BlueSpike]] to Chris.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>}}

In the [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call, [[BlueSpike]] coerced Chris into saying "niggers"; Chris attempted to substitute [[niggos]] instead, but BlueSpike insisted and Chris gave in. The term niggos became an infamous [[CWC-ism]].

In a [[June 2009]] video, Chris uploaded for Julie called [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]] which was a cover the song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" from The Boondocks. While Chris attempted to make it [[Homos|homophobic]], he still kept many of the racist lyrics from the original song and even repeated the word "nigga" on 3 different occasions in the song.

Chris called [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] a nigger on video<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref> and in email.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref> Notably, he never used the term in this context either before or after his interaction with Tito, who is not even depicted as being a black person, suggesting Chris was [[manipulated]] by trolls behind the scenes into using the word.

In [[Jackie E-mails 14]], sweetheart [[Jackie]] asked Chris [[Song for Jackie.MOV|to dress up as Mr. Popo]] on video - a character from [[Dragon Ball]] with black skin, red lips and a turban - while singing "You ain't seen no Saiyans on the fiddle, / No Saiyans on the fiddle like this." Chris complied, though he was aware the costume would appear like blackface and placed a disclaimer stating that "this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus."

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga Chris was manipulated into [[Chris and fashion| dressing up as a gopnik]] (bottle of vodka included) while spouting the phrase "A nu cheeki breeki" and "Davai" over and over again (in reference to the stalker games which Joshua was obsessed with), although like many things during that saga the whole meme probably flew completely over Chris's head and actually was led to believe that the chant was Cherokean instead.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris being a [[niggo|wiggo]].]]
{{quote|And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews.|Chris, in response to a [[Mailbag_6#Rejected_Mailbag|rejected mailbag]] email}}

{{quote|Blacks [...] are good people too.|Chris, in the [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|disclaimer for his Mr. Popo video]]}}

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville "they can even vote". Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. He also genuinely likes two black actors: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]], he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" (except the ones being black).

==Chris's ethnic background==
{{Wise|he is part black and part Jewish.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7]]</ref>}}

[[File:2023ChrisDNATest.png|thumb|200px|Chris's updated 23andMe results as of January 13, 2023.]]
[[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's updated 23andMe results as of 11 October 2020.]]
[[File:Ancestry composition1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's original results which convinced him he was Jewish.]]

Influenced by his parents' claims, Chris has long asserted that he is of primarily [[Daniel Weston|English]] descent, with some [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] heritage on Bob's side and some French heritage on Barb's. However, in March 2018, the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris apply for a DNA test from 23andMe to determine his ancestry,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which showed that he was of 100% European genetic background, with slightly over half of this being British and most of the rest from across Northwestern Europe. The test also indicated that Chris had a trace amount (less than 0.1%) of Ashkenazi ("ash-KEN-azi") Jewish ancestry. Chris was also led to believe that he had black ancestry because his paternal haplogroup lineage, like all human lineages, began in Africa (as a matter of fact both his paternal and maternal haplogroups point to European origin). As a result, Chris declared that he was "Fully Observant of [his] Jewish ancestry" and that he was "black too." He apologized for his past offensiveness regarding Jews and black people.

Sometime between 2018 and 2020 Chris's 23andMe results were updated. They now show no Jewish ancestry whatsoever, showing a somewhat larger component of [[Mario|Italian]] ancestry instead. They also show that he is of 0.1% [[Cherokean Chant|Siberian]] ancestry, possibly the sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results.

In January 2023, Chris's 23andMe results were updated again. They showed a larger component of [[PewDiePie|Scandanavian]] and broadly Northwestern European ancestry, increased 0.1% of Italian and the rest of Northwestern European were decreased by a less 2%, and Siberian ancestry increased by 0.1%. It was also added that Chris had 0.1% of "unassigned" ancestry.

==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==

Chris attempts to add in characters of various races and religions with decidedly mixed results. Many of his non-white characters are one-dimensional or barely relevant but then again so is every white one who isn't Chris in his world full of rainbow hedgehogs. Virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

In the [[Mailbag]], when Chris is confronted about the lack of minorities in his comic he claims that all of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are considered "minorities" in CWCville, implying that he completely missed the point of the question. Despite being minorities, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon group never experiences discrimination nor prejudices in the comic; [[homos|that's saved for another minority in CWCville]]. Chris tolerated a [[Niggo]] [[Bubbles]] and Indian [[Magi-chan]] renditions in [[July 2020]].

*[[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (Jewish, good but immature)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (<s>Paleface</s> Native American, lawful good)
*[[Wes Iseli#Wasabi Rival|Wasabi Rival]] (<s>Caucasian</s> Native American, evil)
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] - (<s>white-washed</s> Native American, good, probably the whitest of all Native American characters in the comics as she's not only blue-eyed but also blonde)
*[[Manajerks#B-Manajerk|B-Manajerk]] (black, evil). A '''villain''' based off a real-life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s.
*[[Barack Obama]] (half-black, half-Arab). A cameo for the sake of a race-related joke. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.
* Blake (black, evil turned good). A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] which were uploaded in 2015 [[Blake]] is mistaken as black, being wished a "happy Kwanza, brother" from an African American, and goes on an angry rant about how his skin in not "sunburn color", he is black because of a mutation.
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good). A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil). The Big Cheese of the Jerkops.
** Occasionally other [[Jerkop]]s are shown to be black as well. No other minorities are apparent aside from possibly Turdijerk (see below).
*[[Punchy]] (East Asian, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [said to turn good])
*[[Manajerks#Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)|Turdijerk]] (drawn with brownish skin and brown hair, possibly Indian(?), evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical black slang)
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker). A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, good, <s>never seen</s> debuts in ''Sonichu'' #12)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill Schwartz]] (possibly Jewish, worked for [[Giovanni]] but later on changed sides)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|Ching Chong]] (Asian, appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as a flower girl)
*PHI Spring Break reporter (black, appears in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite the woman only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "sistas and brothas".

==Sources==
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Incest Arrest

2024-08-03T12:11:41Z

Zillachu: /* Video */

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|{{w|Capture of Saddam Hussein|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."}}]]

'''Incest Arrest''' refers to footage of Chris being arrested for [[incest]] on his mother.

At approximately past midnight on 30 [[July 2021]], [[Incest Call|a call]] involving [[Chris]] and [[Bella]] was posted on YouTube, where Chris confesses to [[Affair With Mother|having sex]] with [[Barb|his mother]]. This news shocked the internet, with #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trending on [[Twitter]], and the story even [[Chris in the media#Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight|reached mainstream news networks]], introducing Chris to a whole new audience who may have otherwise been largely unaware of his existence. Hundreds across the world called the police, leading to Chris being evicted from his home, [[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb|and having to steal $750 from Barb]] to [[Toys|stay at a motel]] on the outskirts of [[Chris's homes#Chesterfield County|Richmond, Virginia]], until he was finally arrested by officers of the Henrico County Police Department on 1 [[August 2021]].

The video has gained infamy for the absolute lack of [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] or [[Stress|worry]] seen by Chris, despite the awful situation he has found himself in.

==Background==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Ethan_oliver_ralph_gunt.jpg|thumb|left|160px|Ethan Ralph, who recorded Chris's arrest [[The Classic|while cosplaying as him]].]]

On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user [[Post-Merge Era|Chrisisaman]] located [[Son-Chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful. They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. Despite trying to turn Chris against [[Null]], who Ralph had a grudge against, Chris did not respond to these questions, nor did he respond to Ralph's offers to have him appear on the Killstream after his release.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having [[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to cooperate with the police during his arrest), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car.

==Video==

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| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
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| previous = [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.]]
| next = [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Video|Return of the living Chrischan]]
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| previous = [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.]]
| next = [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Video|Return of the living Chrischan]]
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{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|
''[The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in the background]''

May: They're bringing her out! They're bringing her out.

Ralph: Oh, shit! Oh shit--

[The camera pans to a neighboring car, and a woman coming out with her phone to also film the events]

May: Oh my god!

Ralph: They're arresting her!

[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]

Ralph: Sorry.

[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]

May in background: Oh my god!

Ralph: Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

Chris: (yelling) To the trolls and anybody else on the internet, do not record this!

Ralph: (yelling) CHRIS-CHAN, WHAT'S UP?! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

Guy in background: Let the charges drop! It's all about Joshua Conner Moon!

Ralph: Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

[Bystanders start yelling]

May in background: Give it up, Chris-Chan!

Guy in background: Give him up... save yourself, girl!

Another guy in background: Magi-Chan will help you!

Guy in background: You're beautiful!

Ralph: Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

Woman in background: Go to church!

Ralph: No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]

Person below: ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

Ralph: YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]

Guy in background: Got a (indistinct) here!

May in background: Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]

Ralph: Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! Hehe.

[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing next to two waiting police cruisers]

Police officer:...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]

Chris: ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

[Stream freezes for a couple seconds]

Woman in background:...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]

Ralph: Hey, officers, how's it going?

Police officer: How you doing? I just saw you.

Ralph: Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

Person in background: Sorry about that, guys.

Ralph: I told you!

Chris: I'm going, I'm complying...

May in background: (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

Chris: I'm complying, I am good like this!

Guy in background: (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

May in background: (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

Ralph: (To May) Yeah, I think so.

Ralph: (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

Chris: I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your Goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with CWCVille and my Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody.

Ralph: Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

Guy in background: How do you plead?

Ralph: Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

Chris : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

Ralph: Doing good, feeling good?

Chris : Yep.

Ralph: How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty stressful.

Chris : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

Ralph: Well that's good.

Guy in background: Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]

Chris: (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from My Little Pony.

Guy in background: Your Love Quest is over, Chris!

Chris: (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

Jesse: Hey, Ethan!

Ralph: What's up, Jesse?

Jesse: How you doing?

Ralph: Boy we almost missed it, huh?

[Ralph and Jesse laugh]

Jesse: I was wandering around the mall.

[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]

Chris: Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

Officer: I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

May in background: I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

[Someone makes a noise in the background]

Jesse: Christine, this man does want to help you.

Ralph: Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

May in background: We're here to help you!

[Indistinct yelling in background]

Ralph: We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

[The cop finishes his search]

Police officer: (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

Chris: I have nothing else on me.

[The police officer says something to Chris]

Chris: I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

Ralph: (Chuckles)

Chris: That felt good!

Ralph: (Laughs loudly)

Chris: Thank you.

Police officer: Alright, let's have a seat.

Jesse: Christine, is the merge coming?

Ralph: Aight...

Chris: It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

Ralph: (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

May in background: It's happening right now, it is.

Chris: We're living it!

[Chris turns to the officers.]

Chris: (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]

May in background: It's happening right now.

Guy in background: Merge the dimensions, Chris!

Ralph: Farewell, Chris Chan!

May in background: (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]

Ralph: Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.

Guy in background: Don't let the boulder hit you!

Ralph: I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.}}

==Alternate Angles==

Despite the [[Ethan Ralph]] footage being the most popular one, there have been multiple other people who have filmed the event of Chris's arrest.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Alternative Angle 1
| ytid = DYMXbZG4S5g
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Alternative Angle 2
| ytid = EfU9hHw9O0U
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

{{References}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}

Hello, my sweety baby

2024-07-17T16:27:43Z

Zillachu: /* Transcript */

'''Hello, my sweety baby''' is a video leaked on [[Chris's birthday|24 Febr]][[February 2014|uary 2014]] of [[Chris]] singing the Tin Pan Alley song "[[Wikipedia:Hello! Ma Baby|Hello! Ma Baby]]" outside his house, in the style of the ''[[Wikipedia:Merrie Melodies|Merrie Melodies]]'' short ''[[Wikipedia:One Froggy Evening|One Froggy Evening]]''. He also attempts to do Michigan J. Frog's high-step dancing, but instead appears to stupidly jump and prance around as his [[manboobs]] jiggle all over the place.

Presumably he was singing to a [[heartsweet]] that he hadn't yet met. Either that, or this is another bout of [[random-access humor]]. Or both.

The video was shot on an iPhone, making it unusually high quality for his usual standards.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Hello, my sweety baby!
| ytid = MBDcdJDFzTk
| stardate = 8 [[May 2013]]
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{Class of 2000|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
| next = [[Mario Kart 8|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Chris has set the camera down on something uneven, resulting in the footage being at an odd angle.'']

[''terrifyingly comes close to the camera with a [[creepy stare|piercing stare]] before abruptly smiling''] '''A-woooe!''' [''looks at iPod Touch, salutes and sings in "baritone" as he prances around. Every time he lands a heavy step, his voice shakes under his own weight.'']

<poem>Hello, ma baby,
[[Monthly tugboat|Hello, ma money]] [''sic''],
Hello, ma ragtime gal,
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby, [[Obesity|my heart's on fire]]!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
... you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!

[''Looks at his iPod for lyrics, being too lazy to learn them, then begins speaking in a gay voice'']
You call me on the telephone
You tell me that you’re all alone
I know that you are lying through your teeth
You dirty rascal
How could you expect me
To [[List of sweethearts|believe the lies you hand me]]
You've been out with that girl again
[''Chris skips the line "Now do you understand me?"'']
You broke my heart and made me cry
With every phoney alibi
When I could see the lipstick on your shirt
You dirty polecat
Telephone and tell me I'm your own.

[''begins singing in baritone again'']
Hello, ma baby,
Hello, ma honey,
Hello, ma ragtime gal,
I’m sorry that I made you blue
It was a beaut--it was a beastly thing to do
I shouldn’t have upset you like I did
With little blue--with Lil’ the barmaid
[''Chris skips the line "If you take me back again"'']
I’ll never, ever...wander
‘Cause when I did...
[''Chris pauses, breathing heavily from [[Obesity|the exertion of light exercise]]'']
I found that absence
Made the heart grow fonda!
[[Bob|Cross my heart and hope to die]]
[[List of Chris's lies|I’ll never tell another lie]]
I’ll mend your [[Heart level|broken heart]]
As good as new
My little cough-drop
Telephone and tell me I'm your own

Hello, ma baby,
Hello, ma honey,
Hello, ma ragtime gal,
[[CWC Cums for a Cat|Send me a kiss by wire,]]
Baby, my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
Then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!</poem>

==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan Michigan J. Frog (In Color!)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RpIkST8E1F4}}
| Stardate = 24 [[February 2014]]
| Maker = HeirOfByzantium
}}

==References==
<references/>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]|nextlink=[[Mario Kart 8 Videos]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2013]]

Hello, my sweety baby

2024-07-17T16:27:21Z

Zillachu: /* Transcript */

'''Hello, my sweety baby''' is a video leaked on [[Chris's birthday|24 Febr]][[February 2014|uary 2014]] of [[Chris]] singing the Tin Pan Alley song "[[Wikipedia:Hello! Ma Baby|Hello! Ma Baby]]" outside his house, in the style of the ''[[Wikipedia:Merrie Melodies|Merrie Melodies]]'' short ''[[Wikipedia:One Froggy Evening|One Froggy Evening]]''. He also attempts to do Michigan J. Frog's high-step dancing, but instead appears to stupidly jump and prance around as his [[manboobs]] jiggle all over the place.

Presumably he was singing to a [[heartsweet]] that he hadn't yet met. Either that, or this is another bout of [[random-access humor]]. Or both.

The video was shot on an iPhone, making it unusually high quality for his usual standards.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Hello, my sweety baby!
| ytid = MBDcdJDFzTk
| stardate = 8 [[May 2013]]
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{Class of 2000|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
| next = [[Mario Kart 8|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Chris has set the camera down on something uneven, resulting in the footage being at an odd angle.'']

[''terrifyingly comes close to the camera with a [[death stare|piercing stare]] before abruptly smiling''] '''A-woooe!''' [''looks at iPod Touch, salutes and sings in "baritone" as he prances around. Every time he lands a heavy step, his voice shakes under his own weight.'']

<poem>Hello, ma baby,
[[Monthly tugboat|Hello, ma money]] [''sic''],
Hello, ma ragtime gal,
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby, [[Obesity|my heart's on fire]]!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
... you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!

[''Looks at his iPod for lyrics, being too lazy to learn them, then begins speaking in a gay voice'']
You call me on the telephone
You tell me that you’re all alone
I know that you are lying through your teeth
You dirty rascal
How could you expect me
To [[List of sweethearts|believe the lies you hand me]]
You've been out with that girl again
[''Chris skips the line "Now do you understand me?"'']
You broke my heart and made me cry
With every phoney alibi
When I could see the lipstick on your shirt
You dirty polecat
Telephone and tell me I'm your own.

[''begins singing in baritone again'']
Hello, ma baby,
Hello, ma honey,
Hello, ma ragtime gal,
I’m sorry that I made you blue
It was a beaut--it was a beastly thing to do
I shouldn’t have upset you like I did
With little blue--with Lil’ the barmaid
[''Chris skips the line "If you take me back again"'']
I’ll never, ever...wander
‘Cause when I did...
[''Chris pauses, breathing heavily from [[Obesity|the exertion of light exercise]]'']
I found that absence
Made the heart grow fonda!
[[Bob|Cross my heart and hope to die]]
[[List of Chris's lies|I’ll never tell another lie]]
I’ll mend your [[Heart level|broken heart]]
As good as new
My little cough-drop
Telephone and tell me I'm your own

Hello, ma baby,
Hello, ma honey,
Hello, ma ragtime gal,
[[CWC Cums for a Cat|Send me a kiss by wire,]]
Baby, my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
Then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!</poem>

==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan Michigan J. Frog (In Color!)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RpIkST8E1F4}}
| Stardate = 24 [[February 2014]]
| Maker = HeirOfByzantium
}}

==References==
<references/>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]|nextlink=[[Mario Kart 8 Videos]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2013]]

Hello, my sweety baby

2024-07-17T16:27:11Z

Zillachu: /* Transcript */

'''Hello, my sweety baby''' is a video leaked on [[Chris's birthday|24 Febr]][[February 2014|uary 2014]] of [[Chris]] singing the Tin Pan Alley song "[[Wikipedia:Hello! Ma Baby|Hello! Ma Baby]]" outside his house, in the style of the ''[[Wikipedia:Merrie Melodies|Merrie Melodies]]'' short ''[[Wikipedia:One Froggy Evening|One Froggy Evening]]''. He also attempts to do Michigan J. Frog's high-step dancing, but instead appears to stupidly jump and prance around as his [[manboobs]] jiggle all over the place.

Presumably he was singing to a [[heartsweet]] that he hadn't yet met. Either that, or this is another bout of [[random-access humor]]. Or both.

The video was shot on an iPhone, making it unusually high quality for his usual standards.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Hello, my sweety baby!
| ytid = MBDcdJDFzTk
| stardate = 8 [[May 2013]]
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{Class of 2000|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
| next = [[Mario Kart 8|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Chris has set the camera down on something uneven, resulting in the footage being at an odd angle.'']

[''terrifyingly comes close to the camera with a [[death glare|piercing stare]] before abruptly smiling''] '''A-woooe!''' [''looks at iPod Touch, salutes and sings in "baritone" as he prances around. Every time he lands a heavy step, his voice shakes under his own weight.'']

<poem>Hello, ma baby,
[[Monthly tugboat|Hello, ma money]] [''sic''],
Hello, ma ragtime gal,
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby, [[Obesity|my heart's on fire]]!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
... you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!

[''Looks at his iPod for lyrics, being too lazy to learn them, then begins speaking in a gay voice'']
You call me on the telephone
You tell me that you’re all alone
I know that you are lying through your teeth
You dirty rascal
How could you expect me
To [[List of sweethearts|believe the lies you hand me]]
You've been out with that girl again
[''Chris skips the line "Now do you understand me?"'']
You broke my heart and made me cry
With every phoney alibi
When I could see the lipstick on your shirt
You dirty polecat
Telephone and tell me I'm your own.

[''begins singing in baritone again'']
Hello, ma baby,
Hello, ma honey,
Hello, ma ragtime gal,
I’m sorry that I made you blue
It was a beaut--it was a beastly thing to do
I shouldn’t have upset you like I did
With little blue--with Lil’ the barmaid
[''Chris skips the line "If you take me back again"'']
I’ll never, ever...wander
‘Cause when I did...
[''Chris pauses, breathing heavily from [[Obesity|the exertion of light exercise]]'']
I found that absence
Made the heart grow fonda!
[[Bob|Cross my heart and hope to die]]
[[List of Chris's lies|I’ll never tell another lie]]
I’ll mend your [[Heart level|broken heart]]
As good as new
My little cough-drop
Telephone and tell me I'm your own

Hello, ma baby,
Hello, ma honey,
Hello, ma ragtime gal,
[[CWC Cums for a Cat|Send me a kiss by wire,]]
Baby, my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
Then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!</poem>

==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan Michigan J. Frog (In Color!)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RpIkST8E1F4}}
| Stardate = 24 [[February 2014]]
| Maker = HeirOfByzantium
}}

==References==
<references/>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]|nextlink=[[Mario Kart 8 Videos]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2013]]

Hello, Juffalo

2024-07-01T10:11:32Z

Zillachu: /* Transcript */

{{quote|Fuckin' Chris Chan, how does he work?|CorruptedGamingShow making a reference to an ICP meme.}}

"'''Hello, Juffalo'''" (or "'''Hello, Juffalo.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on 18 [[December 2009]], where [[Chris]] performs "{{w|Tales from the Lotus Pod|Juggalo Family}}" by {{w|Dark Lotus}}, a supergroup featuring members of the {{w|Insane Clown Posse}}, and fucks up the lyrics constantly.

Chris tries hard to act like a {{w|Juggalo}} by painting his face like a [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]-themed clown (note the rosy red cheeks, which instead make him look like a human-cockatiel hybrid abomination) and imitating stereotypes of gangster subculture. He is close to having no flow, spending the majority of the time either mumbling the lyrics or not even reciting them at all. In other words, ''Chris can't even get being part of one of the most infamous fanbases in music right!'' He also gives a shout-out to "[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalos]", which is apparently a Juggalo term for superficial posers who don't understand the depth and complexity of literally clowny rap music.

This is the second time [[Homos|Chris wore makeup]], with the first time being shown in [[War Paint Video]].

He dedicates this song to an unnamed [[gal-pal]], whose influence likely explained the sudden influx of Chris-Chan rap videos.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Hello, Juffalo
| image = {{#ev:youtube|QkZ4j2ynH7s}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 18 December 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Shirt = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt|text}}
| previous = [[IPods Down and Listen Up]]
| next = [[20 December 2009]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===
[[Captain's Log|Captain's Rockin' LOG]], fans! And we're rockin' it...out loud, with "Juffalo Family" for my gal pal.

["Juggalo Family" ''begins playing'']
<poem>
And you want to know if I'll trade ten Juggalos, for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred ''thousand'' mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless.

I got love for my homies, members of the Lotus
United we stand...squashing all deadly fo-ces
Been to Hell, could've sent an eternity there
[[6 June 2010|All the]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|bad shit]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|I've done]], [[26 December 2014|I should]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|still]] [[Affair with Mother|be there!]]
Juggalos, can ya feel me? Worldwide...
Running with the [[Pocket knife|hatchet]] straight out of the Lotus Pod
Always got [''indistinct'']
Juggalos, Dark Lotus, Psychopathic, [''begins mumbling lyrics indistinctly''] thatthuwayyoogo...

So many people in the maytris die alone
Not me, my soul belongs to juggalos
They keep me going when I'm down and out
I pick the phone up, drop them a line and hear them shout
Saying "[''indistinct''] is the shit," [''indistinct'']
I give a pupah to all the [[homos]] and the [[china]]s who [''indistinct''] started
[''indistinct'']

[''mumbling stops, shouting of chorus begins'']
[[4-cent_garbage.com|MASS MURDER]] [[Twin Falling Towers|MAKES ME HAPPY]]
[[Chris and death|DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY]]
Say what you will of me,
I'll-always have a Juggalo FAMILY!
MASS MURDER MAKE ME HAPPY
DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY
Say what you will of me
I'll always have a Juggalo familAAAAAy!

Six individual pelt over and stiff
They try to ride away don't follow my trend
There's be a dirt filled grit and grind.
Goodbye Juggalo...[''mumbles''] what's mine is yours
That's why I go to a dark carnival show, show you a different world
[''mumbles'']--juggalo, throw the hatchet!
[[Homos|Tell 'em I'm gonna be sucking your dick!]] Bitch be psychopathic!

On my iPod be living it all along
[''mumbles'']--of the sunlight!
[''mumbles'']--for so many years that I question the love in my heart
I hate everyone and I hate everything
Except all the Juggalos and the love that they bring! I love ya!

[''chorus'']

[''Chris struggles to keep up with the lyrics while ICP music is playing in the background'']
...shirt would still be saggy
I wouldn't be fat, I'd still be hungry and crabby
Used to buy our own records at the stores so they would think it was a hot seller
In other words...but we built a team of killers with the same dream
But we couldn't reach the top; we'd stay like Charlie Sheen
We finally realized we will always have the Juggalos
I'll never give another second to them other hoes!

[''Chris struggles to follow the chorus, which repeats twice, then makes retarded poses while slurring:'']
Lotus! Lotus! Lotus! Lotus! Lotus!

[''repeats quote at beginning of song and chorus repeats twice before fading out; Chris clears his throat at one point'']
</poem>

==See also==
*[[JuggaloShoutOut]]

==External links==
*[http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/darklotus/juggalofamily.html The actual lyrics]
*[http://tubedubber.com/#_YWgTHW2NAg:pcMK1UwTpYw:100:50:6:0:true Dubbed with the real song]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[IPods Down and Listen Up]]|nextlink=[[20 December 2009]]|}}

{{Music Videos}}
[[Category: Yo! CWC Raps]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, December 2009| 2009-12-18]]

SLGBTQ

2024-06-05T18:57:47Z

Zillachu: The A in LGBTQIA+ actually stands for Asexuals, not Allies

[[File:SLGBTQ_Sonichu_poster.jpeg|thumb|right|Chris's poster celebrating SLGBTQ pride. He brought this poster with him to [[UVA Remembers Pulse]]. Note that the flag for Heterosexuality, a white flag with black stripes, is the first flag of the set when viewed from left to right.]]

'''SLGBTQ''' is a [[CWC-ism]] variant of the more common acronym '''{{w|LGBT|LGBTQ}}''', an acronym for "[[Homos#Lesbianism|les]][[Gaybian|bian]], [[Homos|gay]], [[Simonla Rosechu#Evan's response|bisexual]], [[transgender]] and queer". Chris coined his variant on the term sometime in April or May 2017 but did not explain the reasoning behind his alteration until [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Explaining the SLGBTQ|a Facebook post on 21 May 2017]]. He has since used the term consistently in contexts where most people would use the more conventional acronym, cementing its CWC-ism status.

The "Q", for the blanket terms "queer" or "questioning", is a reasonably common addition by modern activists. Chris paid fairly little attention to the letter in his explanation; he likely picked it up from organizations such as the {{w|Human Rights Campaign}} or [[Cville Pride]], both of whom routinely include it. More notable is Chris's inclusion of an "S" for "[[I am STRAIGHT|straight]]", which he explained as being to welcome non-LGBTQ people "with open hearts". As straight people make up the vast majority of the population, Chris's new acronym covers almost everyone (with the notable exception of [[The Wallflower|asexuals]]), thus defeating the purpose of identifying LGBTQ people as a minority group with common attributes.

[[File:StraightFlag.jpg|thumb|left|A recreation of Chris's Straight Pride flag, reminding people to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|STAY STRAIGHT!]]]]

Chris is evidently [[Naïve|unaware]] that many in the LGBT community frown upon the inclusion of straight people in the acronym, with '+' in the extended acronym "LGBTQIA+" including allies of all kinds (alongside the other groups included under the LGBT umbrella not within the main acronym), straight people included; they would almost certainly object to offering heterosexuals the first letter. A [[September 2017 tweets#Hurricane Harvey and SLGBT|tweet using the phrase]] was in fact called out by such a "social justice warrior" (as well as notorious [[A-Log]] [[Michael Hirtes]]) for this exact reason.

With Chris's increased interest in the "SLGBTQ" community, he has made artwork and [[writing]] supporting the community, culminating in the observation of CWCville's first SLGBTQ pride event in [[Sonichu 12]] - a marked change from Chris's statements in the comic advocating criminalizing and later [[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|curing]] homosexuality eight years earlier. The comic even shows a change in his particular dislike of [[Homos|gay men]], as it features [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's comic persona]] apologizing to [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] for hating him based on his orientation (though Chris immediately follows this up with an apparent gay joke when Reldnahc goes to "choke down a [[Pickle|relish dog]] with [[Navy|mayo]]"). However, the pro-SLGBTQ statements in Chris's works [[Chris and writing|predictably]] tend to be [[Chris and oration|heavy-handed and insubstantial]]. It is also unlikely that Chris's views would have changed had he not joined the community [[Chris and his Ego|himself]].

According to a letter from [[October 2021]], Chris has stopped using the "SLGBTQ" acronym.
{{quote|I have not repeated the acronym with Straight/Cisgender in the main letters in years, and I was still in a learning phase then, socially. I like being Inclusive and Open-Minded; simple as that.|<ref>[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]</ref>}}

{{Collapsible|Chris's original post|Let's talk a bit about my idea of adding the "S" to "LGBTQ". Firstly, ‪‪The "S" is for "Straight" (or Cisgender); both the Straight and Cisgender flags are above the "S".‬ I feel it beneficial and good to include the straight/cisgender, as to not leave them feeling left out. I mean, we, the LGBTQ, have our straight allies and supporters, and to figure ourselves as different from them, in a sense, have seeded the idea of our community in us. Regardless, we do welcome them to our Pride Festivals and events. But they each may have been feeling singled and left out.

Plus, look at the acronym this way, "SLGBTQ": we the LGBT, and everyone in between. The "Q", being the Queer and Questioning, either amongst our allies, and those who may be exploring and figuring themselves out. And the "S", our allies (most of, at least), that were here before us. And we still welcome them, at least the ones with open hearts.

We, the LGBTQ, still strive and work towards equality and freedom, like everyone else. Have we totally considered the same for them. We are equal to everyone, and we are to remain included, and the least to return the favor unto them. Include their flags and letter in what we already have, the total salad of our multitude of variants that makes us all as a whole, a damn great salad (meats and fruits included).

We, the whole world together, are the SLGBTQ.

Thank you.

''#''HRC #LoveIsLove
}}

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Transgender]]
*[[Bisexual]]
*[[Impulse Gay Social Club]]
*[[Cville Pride]]
*[[UVA Remembers Pulse]]

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Null DMs

2024-02-25T15:33:17Z

Zillachu: /* Chris takes money from Barb */

This page contains DMs between Chris and [[Null]]. Their messages are quoted below, Chris's in blue and Null's in kiwi green.

==Personal space talk==
June 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-talk.44787/</ref>

{{quote|I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my [[hedgehog-defensive state]] and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.|Chris}}

After Chris got kicked out of [[TooManyGames]] for violating personal space boundaries, Null had a talk with Chris about the incident in which he warned Chris about the possible ramifications of his behavior. Notably, the moment he exceeded the [[CWC-isms#H|hurtful truth level]], Chris reacted by drifting off into his [[CWCville|imaginary land]], posting a lengthy diatribe about [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddesses]] (which is translated [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-talk.44787/page-2#post-3500758 here]).

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Did you remember to ship those items from Mercari people bought}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Good Afternoon, Josh. I will be shipping out the three photographs today. I need to get three bubble envelopes.

Have you heard back from the people at BronyCon about upgrading my weekend pass on the complimentary?

I feel better, but getting up was rough.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I've not heard back from BronyCon.

Though you need to be aware that what happened at TooManyGames might get you banned from BronyCon preemptively. If it happens again you might end up on a global con blacklist, stopping you from going to any con ever again.

The touchy feely stuff is very serious and if it happens to the wrong person getting banned from a con is the least of your concern. They might press sexual assault charges which is sometimes years in prison.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am more aware of that now. My lips are kept to myself.

Hey. I am feeling better, yet still recovering. I want to let you know about something, I was sent to TMG to learn more about the possible return of Tari and Rei Ryghts being up to something with the Atari VCU. The CPUs' suspicions were correct from what we were able to get from what I learned during my time there. Amy Rose stayed the remainder of the convention to attend the remaining events and listen on the talk and gossip. We need to make the presence of the Nation of Comma, and the CPU of the Commodore Consoles, Scarlet, spread far and wide everywhere. Her Memories HAVE been bestowed to someone in this world of ours;

Scarlet is Kind and Compassionate; she is the counter to Rei Ryghts, should and when Rei attempt something to resurrect her lost Nation.

Scarlet Will help us against Rei Ryghts. Remember to share some prayers with the CPUs. Also, tell everyone to give their Full Support to Commodore on their Next Console, which will be named the Commodore CW. Let Commodore know that the console SHOULD have a Serial Port for the Floppy Driveand Printer, a port for the Cassette Drive, a Cartridge Port for their old Cartridges, as well as a Blu-Ray Drive for all media discs. As well as an HDMI Output AND Input, and a Component Output. Their old Cartridges, as well as a Blu-Ray Drive for all media discs. As well as an HDMI Output AND Input, and a Component Output. Their controller should be reminiscent of the Commodore Logo in shape, with pattern of the typical controller, I like the Xbox controller scheme the “C” half facing outward from the player, following the controller for it, and it should be wireless with the USB cable port. And a USB input and output ports for media input and backup, and even hooking up to a PC or Laptop for using either as a monitor. The console should take the shape and form of the Classic Keyboard Console, Complete with the Keyboard. Online functions, downloadable games, and plenty Independent game Titles for the CCW. And the media of their new games should be Physical And Downloadable; I really like using the Cartridges for their games. And the price should be less than $400 on the finished console product. And they should take their time in fully developing, designing, assembling, testing and getting all the bugs out before making it available for sale.

Versus the Atari VCU, the Commodore CW Should be a Greater Success! Please, help me spread the word to the current people of Commodore in this world.

We need LOTS of this world's people to voice all of this to Commodore.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|It's not just kissing. Someone claims, I don't know if it's true, but someone claims you squeezed their butt as well. That kind of thing, even the rumor, puts you at risk of being banned from BronyCon and all other cons in advance. I can't help you if that happens. It also scares away people who buy stuff from you. No one will buy medallions or drawings if they think you don't respect personal space.

Just keep it in mind. This is something I can't magic away and is way, way more serious than trespassing or bumping Snyder.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Good Morning, Josh. I assure you that I never squeezed or even touched anyone's butt at all.

And I do understand all that. Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my hedgehog-defensive state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Alright. Just be careful in the future and if it's anything other than putting a hand on the waist ask first. People will forgive and forget if the next con goes well.
Hopefully BronyCon still lets you go.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No problem.
I am positive it will still be good.}}

==Trying to convince Chris to inform his therapists==
19 July 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nulls-gambit.45655/</ref>

Null attempts to get Chris to talk about the [[Idea Guys]] extortion scheme to his [[Region Ten]] therapist in order to get the ball rolling on an official investigation. Chris hesitates.

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I have an idea to get police involved but I need you to trust me on my plan

When you went to court they set you up with a therapist to see if they can help. That therapist works with the police all the time.

They might be able to get them to do something soon, but you have to be completely honest with them about what happened. If you hide things or lie about things, they can't help at all.

They'll challenge you on what you believe but stay honest. I can give them more information when they need it.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Good morning, Josh. This is some thinkary to wake up to. I can bring the event up next time I go to [REDACTED] and meet with my respective people there. They are aware of [[Polyamorous marriage|my loves and I]] and [[Cwcville]], as of right now, but I will have to be cautious in telling them what [[Idea Guys|Wise and Boyd]] pretended to be to extort out of me. I don't want to tell them about my [[Amnyfest Ring|Reality Stone]].}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|What is the Reality Stone?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Anyhow, I'm about to have my breakfast, and my itinerary is Colouring the remaining NINE pages in an estimated four hours time today.

You don't know? I thought [[The Captain|Captain Jack]] told you about that time between him and [[Magi-Chan]], and Magi-Chan telling me to use the energy of the stone inside me, linked to the stone in my ring there, to undo Wise and Boyd's damages to our dimension there.

Well, I recommend looking up Marvel Infinity Wars for starters.

The Reality Stone is one of the few powerful stones in the Infinity Gauntlet. It literally controls and distorts reality to a point and extent.

But, the stone I have is only a Portion of the full Reality Stone.

See, some time after the events, the stones of the gauntlet shattered, and I got a piece of the Reality Stone.

This piece is able to control at least the Nation of Cwcville, but I also already had some power and links of my own to Cwcville and our sister dimension

So, this stone piece in my ring is sort of an amplifier, at this point.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|It would probably be best to be totally upfront with the people you talk to in real life, otherwise they might be confused.

I do remember this now, you're referring to the class ring that you and Jack met over initially.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I still have a lot to learn about the Reality Stone for myself.

Yes

Anyway, I will be back at [REDACTED] next Monday. I'll let all this process in my brain

Meanwhile: Cereal, then Colouring.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|You should be asking these people you talk to how to do two things. This is what I would ask.

1. How do you get police to concern themselves with the extortion, and
2. How you can seal off people from accessing what you believe without your permission so this never happens again.

Did they tell you about alternate dimensions or did you find it some other way}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I already had known of the sister dimension LONG before Wise ever came along. Magi-Chan came over and meditated, self-stat boosting to sessions, and shared prayers months beforehand. Also, he was my bodyguard at last year's [[BronyCon]], and 'he and I danced at the Grand Galloping Gala that weekend. It was magical.

I'll check you later.

Thank you, Josh.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Take it easy, good luck}}

==Chris wants to role-play==
{{SonichuPossession}}
16 [[July 2020]], via [[Kiwi Farms]] DMs

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|[''cut-off''] becomes more obvious to me of why the psychics have foreseen the giant battle between [[Jakoba]] and Mama Chris Chan, since in [[Jacob]]'s spell, the Christos was to go to Jakoba, but now it's going to Mama's body, right here, instead. There remains a flaw, though. Although we have disabled Jacob of his greater magic abilities, he had already performed his spell and ritual for himself and sent what he had to Jakoba. So, now, we need to make sure everyone else on Earth, here, are knowing and aware to send their Christos in prayer to Chris Chan Sonichu for the greater good and safety of our future in the coming of the new timeline.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Chris,

I like you a lot. You have brought a lot of people a lot of joy. Sonichu was really cool and funny, and the thousands of people on this site used to find you interesting and loved to talk about you back when Sonichu was just a comic book.

If you were in trouble, I would help you. I have shown I want to help you. I have tried very hard to help you.

However, I can not and I will not play this game. As long as you act this way, I cannot help you and I cannot be your friend.

If you want my help, you must talk to me as a single person and you must not talk to me about these things which are not real. Even if you just do this when you talk to me, we can be friends and I will help you. If you can't do this, I can't help you.

-Josh}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Which brings us to why I am here today seeking your help, Josh. Firstly, Without making it prematurely too obvious to Jacob, I need help in making sure as many peoples of this Dimension's Earth Do pray to, and share at least a portion of their respective Christos with, Chris Chan Sonichu, herself. Obviously, the prayers and Christos go to this body, but it has two effects: Present Body projects and does as it will and needs to in the present goals, and Future Body (with Mama in it) answers all prayers and protects and helps as many as possible. Meanwhile, it slowly but surely becomes more consciously obvious to me and Chris-Core how this body will be able to break the [[Iron Curtain]] and go between Dimensions. Because the goal remains very clear for the future retcon (gonna prevent the [[COVID-19|pandemic]] from ever happening) and the fated event of me getting this body to Mama at [''cutoff'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[''In response to Null's message saying "...I can not and I will not play this game..."'']

Well, that's fine; believe what you want to believe, dude. But the facts still remain: I am Sonichu, talking to you from within Christine's body. I can agree to disagree with you on things, because the pressing matters and events are of far greater importance.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Ok Chris, Sorry I couldn't be more help. If you need something, you know where to find me.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|With that, now: I still would appreciate your help in helping me make sure everyone prays to Chris Chan Sonichu, and share a bit of their Christos with us, without making it obvious in wording and intention to Jacob.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|For now, at least, please help me to spread that word around to pray to Chris Chan Sonichu and share their Light Power and Aura Energy.

You will also note that I am remaining focused and catching myself after having read your response. I know Trolling is one of your things, as an advocate of Hades, to say the least, but, I am serious, and I would appreciate it if you would be, too. I don't think I need to mention [[Val]] ([[Magi-Chan]]'s Sonichu self-counterpart from another dimension) has been in contact with you, via DMs and Telepathically.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I am not interested in promoting this recent effort by Jacob Sockness to get more attention for himself. You can tell whichever "friend" of your puts you up to this that that is my final answer.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I, Sonichu, will be in touch. And I am certain Mama Chris Chan, and Magi-Chan, will be checking in with you, themselves, in person, very soon as well. I will leave it at that for now. Check you later. [''three lighting icons'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[''In response to Null's message saying "I am not interested in promoting this recent effort by Jacob Sockness to get more attention for himself..."'']

Jake is not involved in this part; he has been cut out of my communication and view for a few days now.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I promise you, whoever is talking to you right now, is Jacob or a friend of his. This is how it's always been Chris. You've always had the "Enemy" troll and the "Friend" troll, who is either just the same person or a friend of theirs.

You didn't contact me because you wanted my help. You contacted me because the "Friend" troll told you do, and that "Friend" troll is just one of Sockness's friend who wants me to feature how he's trolling you so he gets more attention.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Dude, I have literally come here to you of my own volition, and telepathic guidance from Mewtwo, Magi-chan, and Christine Chandler, herself. You can believe what you want to believe, but these are the facts and reality, here.}}

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==Contact Kai==
20 July 2020

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Also, [[Kai]] has your number now; I told him to contact you.}}

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==Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn==
17 January 2021

Null scolds Chris for ignoring his advice not to post [[January 2021 social media posts#Poop DMs|a set of tweets]] which acknowledged that Chris had sent out DMs to people featuring an Albert Fish quote about a shit-eating fetish. Chris had been tricked into sending out the DMs by [[Larry Vaughn]].<ref>[[Larry Vaughn DMs#Coded Message (Albert Fish)]]</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|And I told you not to send those tweets yesterday. You didn't have to publicize it. It's just giving this guy more attention.

I dunno how I can help when you just ignore me mate}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I am not ignoring you, Josh.

But the apology tweet had to be sent out, in order for the tie cutting to commence.

And especially the recovery.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Well, I can't help with this anymore. This troll got you to do what he wanted and now you've told all your followers you did it so they'll be talking about it. It's going to hurt in the long run because people don't want to give money to someone who sexually harasses strangers and eats shit.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|He does not get attention if I do not directly talk about him publicly.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I hope you exercise restraint in the future.}}

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==Watchmen drama==
26 June 2021<ref>Chris took screenshots of the conversation and shared them with [[The WCT]] - [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-private-cwcsonichu1982-841751252929085491-html.2416236/ HTML file posted on Kiwi Farms of the Chris-WCT DMs]</ref>

Chris texts Null about [[Naught]] and other [[Watchmen]] members and discusses the infighting resulting from Naught doxing fellow Watchman [[The WCT]].

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Naught is the same name as a mega asshole on the kiwi farms. I don't know if he's the same person. Does he use an anime avatar?

I had to ban the one on the forum}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. That's him.

From what I've heard of his recent voice clips, he not only sounded like he was heavily defending himself and covering something up (I felt those emotions and vibes as well), but I also sense a slight vibe of external influence; possibly someone controlling him.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|He's in a group of two or three other people and they plan stuff together.
Mentally ill anime people.

Don't give them access to anything private}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yep. More than just anime, though. They've also talked of racism, and Nazi type things.

Definitely two others. [[Kyle]] and [[MKR]]; Kyle is definitely worse; talks soo damn much, boasting his smart-talk, interrogating my intentions and present mentalities. Damn, he's seriously tiring.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Yeah he's a weirdo. Keep him at a distance. If you have any issues with him let me know.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am planning on silently leaving [[The Place|the place]] Discord server, but on the right and fated timing in the near future. I don't want to pull out prematurely. I've also muted their respective phone numbers.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Good idea. Careful with discords, see people trying to invite you to their clubs all the time. It's a lot of drama.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Side-note, I will have to confirm [[Imaginary friends|Nightvee]]'s safety and being from Meghan. But, I'm certain [[Imaginary friends|Nights and Reala]] have his back during uncertain moments.

No shit.

Too much drama.

But what's been recently happening, it is another level.

Even potential worse "Big Boy" Doxxing from Naught.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Who is he doxing?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[[The WCT|Neko/Wildcat]].

I have foreseen this potential outcome when I joined the group a couple of years ago, but I was uncertain at the time which were the toxic ones.

I had felt it was well and good to be part in later confirmation.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|It probably started with good intentions but then people get their personal politics.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I was not surprised at all that they were wanting to take advantage of my less mature mentality of yesteryears, but how much they've should have know I have been maturing and doing better since [[Transgender|coming out in '14]].

Right on.

There were background happenings that saw other kind individuals banned from the group as well.

Anaxis, Silvia, Nigel Uno, Aquadiamond, to name a few.

"Ran them out of town", supposedly, too.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|If you're looking for some kind of outlet for talking to people let me know. Not sure what kind of socializing you're into these days. It seems like you want to have fans around.}}

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==Chris vaguely describes his relationship==
{{IncestCover}}
5 July 2021 (leaked by [[Null]] on 31 July 2021)<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's "girlfriend"]]</ref>

Chris misleads Null on the true nature of his relationship, lying by omission and leaving out key details to manipulate Null into believing the relationship was simply a matter between Chris and an older woman.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Now, I also have a major update to share with you; Strictly Confidential.

The past week up to Sunday the 27th has been a major game-changer for the positive with me. I tell you this in Strictest Confidence, and trust; I do not want word of this on the Kiwi or going public.

But, I had sex with someone last week; someone of this half of our universe. I worked thoroughly and compassionately with her beforehand, and at present. She's physically older than I. If heard, one may say it's something out of an anime or fan fiction. But, yeah, keeping her safe as well. Also, next appointment with my doctor is on the 20th, so I'll get checked then, to be safe. Condoms are being used in the intercourse.

This relationship was something I have extensively given much, much deep thought and within myself. I had foreseen this among the infinite possible outcomes long ago. I no longer believe in labels that would hinder, and I do not listen to those shadows. This was of my own choice and acceptance, and I have no regrets. This feels right and good with I, and her.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Really? How'd you meet?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Well, I’ve met her a while ago, and was not fully aware at the time. And my ally deities guided me to seek her out and make things go further with great effort. We have talked off and on during the time in person. Behind a considerable camouflage, she was, but she was honest in her emotions. And she wanted to be with me as well; mutual feelings on good rapport. This relationship has been, from the start, offline and in-person, I assure you.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Do you have a picture of you and this girl btw?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Woof! Pressing hard for details. I do have photos of my lady friend, but I feel it too personal at this time. I did mention she was older than I; she’s in the over 50’s. And she definitely does not want to be spread around. As one of my more curious followers may have found through my Amazon by now, I even recently purchased a valuable and informative book to add additional guidance.

[[File:Guide to Sex and Disability.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I'm not trying to press, just curious. It's good you're both into things like anime}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, she doesn’t watch much anime, or animated series, or even television these days for that matter.

Adam West was one of her favourite people back in the 60’s, however, as it was for [[Cole|her son]] back then.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null| Well that's cool, I hope it works out}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It is

😊

I have found great appreciation for her in reading her deeply, and in listening to her stories and life adventures. Her High School days were quite fun for her. An intellectual, she is; worked a lot in numbers and accounting.

Also, you may note what I have told you of my lady friend so far and in future; I kinda want you to figure it out for yourself, as also the few others I’ve confided strictly with this detail. [[Don Lashomb]] and [[Wildcat]] are the two others who have additional clues as well. And I’ve mentioned this to my Doctor as well, without mentioning her name directly at all in any event. I will see my doctor on the 20th, so I will get tested to confirm lack of STDs then.

She and I have our romps in the sack every three nights at the present.

It does give her something to look forward to. She is very grateful, and I am also appreciative in being able to enlighten her with sex play she missed out on from even her exes.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|You should definitely not tell anyone who she is. It'll only complicate the relationship if people start harassing her.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Obviously}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|It's a good sign you've kept it secret so far but don't risk it}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. Shhhhh.

We are safe, as long as none of this, even the obscure details, get leaked at all in public view or on Kiwi.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Good idea, I'd honestly advise not telling even people you trust that you have a girlfriend at this point.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Not telling anyone else after you, I do promise.}}

==Bella==
14 July 2021

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Also, a positive development in the past couple of days: I have found and am seeing set up a travel buddy in a friend of mine from the [[Praetor]] group, [[Bella]], aka 10thanonymous on Instagram. She put together the animation for my intro video where I sang "Twist of Fate", also. She is also a very intelligent and kind individual.}}

{{quotebox|She will have the time free over that weekend.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Bella is a 45-year-old man according to the Instagram profile. Have you met them before?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|That is a joke; she is a lot younger than that. I know her better, because she and I, and Sonichu, have texted back and forth; even played chess together in the app that allows simple board games between texting partners.
And I have a photograph of her.}}

''[Chris uploads a photo of Bella]''

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==KiwiMac card lore==
19 July 2021
[[File:Kiwimac.jpg|thumb|200px|The KiwiMac card]]
Chris discusses with Null his thoughts on flavor text for his custom KiwiMac [[TSSSF]] card, a card based on Null.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Oh! The visuai is striking me! KM is at a Starbucks enjoying a coffee or latte (I like my coffee black, by the way), and responding to a thought on a thread on the Kiwi, giving discerning and deep thoughts in the process. I can add dialogue from his thoughts in the Flavour text on the bottom of the card.

I'm sensing and feeling in groove with something like,...

"Ugh! These people can be so grating sometimes. Look, in my humble opinion, I say Nightstar is quite the mature unicorn, despite her childish appearance and tastes. So, quit your griping and shit. We've all got better things to do on here. Get your frustrations and anger out and move on. Don't dox anyone, either."

Or, alternatively, I can offer a thought in regards of something [[The WCT|Wildcat]] brought up recently of how people complain and hate on other races, while in the meantime they, themselves, are mixed races with those aspects of themselves. Such self destruction and hatred in that [''cutoff']}}

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==Incest questioning==
Unclear date, possibly 30 July 2021{{refn|group="note"|Null posted on Kiwi Farms that he would ask Chris about the contents of the leaked [[Incest Call]] on 30 July 2021.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-discord-trannies-leak-chris-audio.96523/post-9562296</ref>}}

Null read off the contents of the message on his MATI podcast.<ref>Archived at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MygANnSgD5I</ref> He noted that the conversation had occurred over the Signal app and prefaced it by saying that "I give him the [[Incest Call|the audio]] and [[Incest Texts|the screenshots of the messages]] and I say:"

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I need you to tell me if this is real or not.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, Josh. Well, this is indeed a major shocker of a leak but firstly let me state directly with you that i have told this [[Bella|only to one person]] outside the [[temple]]. And second, Josh Moon, yes it is true, the sex was consensual with [[Barbara]].}}

==Incest leak questioning==
30 July 2021

Null asked Chris about the [[Incest Call]] leak, and Chris tells him he had told only Bella.
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I had told Bella in Strictest Confidence about this. And trust her not to have directly or personally leaked or divulged this story to ANYONE else.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Everything you told her was recorded and posted everywhere.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Who is Bella?}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Is that your girlfriend?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Bella, also known as 10thanonymous, on Instagram, is part of [[Praetor|Caden's group]]. And recently, she's joined [[Wildcat|WildCat]], I, and [[The Knights of CWC|the other outcasts]] from [[The Place|the former group]] who have proven to have not been toxic or bad.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Her computer also has been busy in [[Larry Vaughn|actively gathering intel on other bad trolls]] as well.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|this is the person I told you was a troll the very second you showed me 10thanonymous's instagram account}}

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==Sound of mind==
31 July<ref>{{cite farms|thread=96659|post=9619063}}</ref>

Null texted Chris asking how he rationalizes continuing to talk to [[Bella]] after the [[Incest Call]] leak.

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|You confessed to a crime to a person who has now gotten it kicked out of your own home and you may have criminal charges coming, but you're still talking to them like they're not obviously fucking with you}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|How do you rationalize this?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am spiritually guided and sound of mind.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I really don't think you will ever get it. It's probably too late now anyways.}}

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==Chris takes money from Barb==
31 July 2021<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris Stole $750 From Barbara]]</ref>

{{see also|Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris Stole $750 From Barbara}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Did you ask your mom to send you money? That is probably a violation of the EPO}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I did not ask her to send me money.

I have refrained from contacting her at all, and continue to do so.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|So she sent you money on her own?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She did not send me any money.

I managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance I needed.

Meanwhile, I presently have a little over five hours to kill, and both the favorite malls around here (CTC and Regency Square) don't open until 11:00.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|[''uploads a screenshot of a Bank of America notification which reads "Barbara Chandler sent you $750"'']

Do you have control over her bank accounts?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes, I have online control. And this was an emergency. I plan on sending the $750 back to her account after when the $1000 gets into my account.}}

Null then blocked Chris and reported his actions to the police.

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{{Notes}}
{{References}}
{{FanChats}}

F Abstinance

2023-12-07T11:04:47Z

Zillachu: /* Transcript */

'''F [[Chris and English|Abstinance]]''' [sic] (officially "'''F Abstinance.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on to [[YouTube]] on 28 [[March 2010]]. Chris goes on a tirade about [[Wikipedia:Sexual abstinence|sexual abstinence]] for no other reason than having been an adult [[virgin with rage]].

Similar to his views on the [[friend zone]], he appears to cling viciously to the belief that he is owed sex merely because he exists. This video is also filled with irony, considering his Christian faith, once again proving that Chris knows nothing about [[Chris and religion|Christianity]] - only parroting things he hears and agrees with while ignoring things that give him [[Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies|prickly-wicklies]]. It's likely that Chris believes the fear of pre-marital sex is the only thing keeping women from having sex with him, while ironically his excessive sexual eagerness and his needy behavior are what gets in his way. Chris also tells everyone to not buy any of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu books]] that [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] has put on the internet because Chris [[Chris and copyright#Sonichu_as_a_copyrightable_work|is not getting paid for any of it.]] While he commands people not to buy any comics he goes on to say that "small things" such as [[Homos|toys]] and backpacks are okay.

Chris later removed this video, most likely at the request of [[Rocky Shoemaker]].

==Description==
{{quotebox|AND Practice Safe Sex with proper Condom or B.C. medication usage. Ask your parents or teachers for more info, or look it up on the internet or library.

Also, the [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] and the Werehog Costumes in [[LittleBiGPlanet]]; the Headdress needs to be TWO PARTS; EARS for HEAD, and SPIKES for HAIR. And the Spines and Tail need to be TWO PARTS; TAIL for WAIST, and Spines for NECK.}}

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
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| ytid = 6YpcDjoF2Hk
| stardate = 28 [[March 2010]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
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| shirt = {{CaptainFalconShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]
| next = [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Michael Snyder is <br/>ColdHearted and Mean]]
}}

{{quote|And you can tell 'em that I, Christian Weston Chandler, promotes you to say "FUCK ABSTINENCE!"}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Cwc-abstinence.jpg|thumb|left|What Chris intends to do.]]
[[Image:OBJECTION by TOCDrawings.png|thumb|Another dramatization.]]

[''Chris [[Pedo-Glasses#Dramatic glasses removal|dramatically removes his glasses]] as the video begins.'']

Just a thought that I'd like to share with everybody:

Abstinence, if you're just learning about it, abstinence is nothing but crap. It is a whole fucking bunch of baloney. If eh- if I had the opportunity, I would- if I was in an assembly, I would stand right up in my chair and I would say '''[[Chris and sex|"FUCK UP-]] FUCK ABSTINENCE!"'''

[''Chris thrusts his right index finger in the air for emphasis.'']

Shout it right to the choir. I mean 'cause if you got abstinence, then what- then what do you get? End up being an [[Christian Weston Chandler|adult virgin]], or even worse, a [[Barbara Chandler|senior citizen]] virgin and that is like a [[CWCville|hell]] to most anybody. And you can tell 'em that I, Christian Weston Chandler, [[Chris and English|promotes]] you to say "FUCK ABSTINENCE!"

[''Chris punctuates his shout with another fist-pump, then collects himself and puts on his glasses.'']

Updates are to come on the [[CWCipedia]] soon and do not buy any of the quote unquote books anywhere on the Internet because I have not approved of any such books [[Chris and copyright#Sonichu_as_a_copyrightable_work|and I'm not getting a]] [[Honor roll|dim-]] [[Chris and copyright#Sonichu_as_a_copyrightable_work|and I'm not seeing a penny out of that.]] So if there's anything that I'm not seeing a penny out of, eh- books or DVDs, yeah do not buy. Otherwise would like, you know [[Kimmi|dolls]], [[Sex toys|toys]], backpacks wh- that sort of- that sort of [[Duck|small thing,]] yeah that's fine, that's okay. I'll approve that.

Anyway, everybody else, have a good day.

==See also==
*[[Chris and oration]]
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Charlottesville Fashion Square

2023-12-07T10:16:38Z

Zillachu: /* The End? */

[[Image:FashionSquareMallExternal.jpg|thumb|200px|External view of Charlottesville Fashion Square, [[January 2010]].]]
[[File:GardenSquareMall2015.jpg|thumb|200px|The mall entrance, [[April 2015]].]]
[[Image:Fashionsquareretail399 thumb.jpg|thumb|200px|Image from inside the mall.]]
[[Image:TheFaSquareRegion.jpg|thumb|200px|The mall's main rotunda, [[January 2018]].]]
[[File:FashionSquareJan2023.jpeg|thumb|200px|The mall on life support in late [[January 2023]]. Notice the wreath despite the holiday season being over for nearly a month at the time of capture.]]

'''Charlottesville [[Fashion]] Square''' is one of the original venues for [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] exploits. Like all of his "[[Attraction Location]]s", it hasn't done much for him, as his behavior has led to several run-ins with its management and security personnel, ultimately resulting in a [[ban]] from the mall. Owing to the mall's popularity with Chris as a social and Attraction Location, it has since became a place of hallowed ground among [[trolls]], [[weens]] and [[CWCki|Christorians]] alike.

==Chris and the Fashion Square==
It was in this mall where Chris met [[Anna McLerran|Anna]] and "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]]" got its start.

It was also where he had his heart smashed down to 15% by [[Hanna]], and presumably where he (accompanied by [[Bob Chandler|his father]]) went on his "date" with [[Emily]], who was later rescued by [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]. It's safe to say that, at one point, a large portion of Chris's time spent outside the house was at this mall.

Due to the numerous misadventures he has had there, this place holds a significant role in Christory – and has since become something of a pilgrimage location for the CWC community at large. Be sure to say "hi" to [[ScotPalazzo|the manager]] should you ever visit!

==Chris vs. Fashion Square==
Chris has gotten himself into trouble at Fashion Square on a number of occasions over the years.

On 5 August [[2004]], according to [[CWC's Diary]], Chris's attempts to fish for a girlfriend with a [[Red String of Fate]] were cut short by a [[jerkop]] who destroyed that particular Love Quest accessory. A month later, on 6 September, he had another run-in with a security guard who was apparently treated to a rendition of Chris's "Lonesome Virgin story".

11 September 2004 saw Chris's first partial ban from the mall, forbidding him from returning without a parent to accompany him. His diary doesn't explain exactly why he was banned, but [[Sub-Episode 1|Sub-Episode #1]] dramatizes the day's events. Reading between the lines of the comic book version, Chris was loitering and soliciting with his [[Attraction Sign]], became belligerent with security, and was arrested and removed from the mall.

Chris was apparently able to return to the mall unaccompanied by the next spring. On 29 March 2005, the infamous date with Hanna took place, after which Chris emitted an anguished "NOOOOOOOO" that led him to being banned from the mall once again.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie e-mails part 2#ban|Jackie E-mails - Part II]]</ref> [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] indicates that the ban (which again prevented Chris from going to the mall without a parent) was still in effect towards the end of 2008.

According to the reports of a field agent, Chris was seen sperging at the mall accompanied by his parents in the summer of 2010. Subsequently, on 31 August 2010, he was spotted (and filmed) hanging out at the mall alone. This suggests that either the bans have expired, or Chris has managed to [[Flipnote Hatena|evade yet another ban]].

In early 2012, Chris's leaked [[Facebook statuses]] revealed that he had returned to loitering at the mall on a regular basis. His "normal plan" at the mall, according to the leaks, is to "sit, hang and wait for a Ms. Right".

On 4 February, he managed to get himself in trouble again, by leaving flyers decrying [[Michael Snyder]] around the mall. A security guard found them and attempted to speak to Chris about them. Chris then fled the mall and drove away.

On 31 March, he managed to get himself in trouble for a second time this year, this time by yelling on his phone towards his trolls. Security guards came to confront Chris, but he ended up fleeing the mall once more.

On 28 April, Chris released a [[April 2012 Facebook posts#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D|Facebook message]] stating that, on the 25th of April, he had received the ban-hammer for getting angry in the mall when he answered some calls from the trolls.

On 17 [[December 2014]], an [[Apology Letters‎|apology letter]] with a date of August 15 was leaked. The letter has Chris blaming [[troll]]s and [[stress]] for his misdeeds, and asking the manager to allow him and [[Catherine]] to shop there.

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris attempted to evade his ban from the GameStop there and ([[Chris and fashion|dressed like a clown]]) tried to vandalize the store's ''Sonic Boom'' display. When he failed and staff made a move to call security, Chris left, but not before macing an employee. With the police called in, Chris somehow evaded arrest at the mall. Reports from a police radio mention that Chris was still banned from the mall at that point.

On 20 March 2018, Chris again [[March 2018 trespass charge|trespassed at the mall]] and was charged. As a result he was sentenced to the [[Therapeutic Docket]], resulting in the charge ultimately being dropped.

==The End?==
Malls have been declining as a whole since the [[2010s]], due to the increasing popularity of online shopping websites like Amazon and [[eBay]], and Fashion Square is no exception; throughout the late 2010s, several stores in the mall have closed due to dwindling customers, while some of the mall's biggest tenants like Sears went bankrupt, leaving the mall with big chunks of unleased space. The mall reported in [[February 2020]] they had defaulted on $45.2 million of loans.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/fashion-square-mall-facing-imminent-default-analysts-say/article_3ac06a61-626f-5f64-bbaa-4953c3c815a0.html</ref> While it still operates, with 39 stores, restaurants and booths still open, it is a shell of its former self, with the only two "anchor locations" left being two Belk stores, and the effects of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic have likely not helped matters. While its fate is uncertain, it's highly likely it may wind up closing for good sometime in the [[2020s]].

When Fashion Square was threatened with closure in February 2020, Chris wrote on [[Twitter]], "Well, this is most disappointing. Very Much a LEGEND, in association with myself and my history: Charlottesville’s own #FashionSquareMall is falling on hard times and may become lost. I feel mildly distressed from this event."<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

On 13 [[June 2021]], Washington Prime Group, the owners of Charlottesville Fashion Square, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, citing the COVID-19 pandemic as the main reason. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-9219328</ref> <ref>https://edition.cnn.com/2021/06/14/business/washington-prime-group-mall-bankruptcy/index.html</ref> The mall was later auctioned to a local lending company a few days later. <ref>https://dailyprogress.com/business/local/watch-now-fashion-square-mall-auctioned-to-lender-for-20-2-million/article_15ea6df2-e67b-11eb-9274-0bff086e95e0.html</ref>

In [[September 2022]], The Home Depot purchased a large chunk of the mall, save for the Belk woman's store and JCPenney. Only time will tell what their plans with the mall are, but by that point the number of stores in the mall had continued to shrink, going from 48 to 40.

==Comic references==
===[[Sub-Episode 1|Sub-Episode #1]]: "Jerkop-tastropie"===
Dramatization of Chris getting busted by [[jerkop|mall security]] for loitering.

===[[Sub-Episode 2|Sub-Episode #2]]: "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"===
Dramatization of a [[Hanna|girl who works at a Starbucks]] trolling Chris by taking him out on a date.

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[March 2018 trespass charge]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20130307232438/http://www.simon.com/mall/charlottesville-fashion-square Archive of old website from March 2013]
*[https://charlottesvillefashion.com New website]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottesville_Fashion_Square Wikipedia Article]

{{Places}}
{{CWCverse}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]

Ian Brandon Anderson

2023-11-18T00:40:43Z

Zillachu:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Protip|"Ian Brandon Anderson", like "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAAAAAAAY]]", is an ancient, discredited meme which only weens use. If you need to disambiguate Christian Chandler from Christopher Duckworth in the context of the Liquid saga, use "Solid Chris" instead.}}
{{quote|I NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANNAN! SOMETHING!!! AGH!!|Chris<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref>}}
[[Image:JAELou2.jpg|thumb|An IBA Chandler sniper rifle.]]

'''Ian Brandon Anderson''' was a name given to [[Chris]] in late [[2009]] as part of an in-joke during the [[Liquid Chris]] saga. When Liquid first showed up, his gimmick was that he was supposedly the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler, and that the CChanSonichu account on [[YouTube]] had been hacked by an impostor a short while ago, and it was the impostor who was now operating the '''IBAChandler''' account and pretending to be the real Chris. In this narrative, Ian Brandon Anderson was supposedly the real name of the impostor.

==The name==
[[Image:Solid Chris by Epinephrine.png|IBA, AKA "Solid Chris" as illustrated by Epinephrine on the CWCki Discord|thumb]]
The name originated from the first 3 initials in Chris's new YouTube screen name. As Chris later explained, the real meaning of IBAChandler was that it was a magnificently stupid wordplay joke, meaning "I Be a Chandler", as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers" (inspired by [[Bob]]'s old license plate, which read "IBMRC" [I Be Mr. C]). However, when Chris later uploaded [[Rollin' and Trollin']], he gave the real [[trolls]] ammunition to use against him, as they were able to support Liquid's claims of being the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-Chan, whilst claiming that the actual Chris was really a troll, and using the video as proof of their claims. During this, one of the many YouTube trolls involved came up with the idea that IBA was actually an acronym for the impostor's real name, deciding that it meant Ian Brandon Anderson. Liquid himself later picked up on this and began accusing Chris of being Ian as well, leading directly into the rest of the Liquid Saga, such as the [[SingStar Challenge]] and the conflict over [[Kacey]].

==Chris's reaction==
Of course, suggesting that Chris was anything other than the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler was a serious insult to him. Every instance of Liquid calling him Ian in [[Kacey and Liquid Call|phone calls]] or in a video would cause Chris to rage and scream about how he was the real Christian, resulting in such humorous videos as [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]] in which he infamously screamed about the name

{{quote|I NAME IS NOT IAN...[[Speech impediment|BRANNAN]]...SOMETHING! I am Christian. Weston. CHANDLER! SO IT GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL, AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT HAVE GOD HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME! And the bear at Regency Square Shopping Center during 1989...you DAMN! MOCKING! BASTARD!}}

Ironically, Chris's over-the-top reactions over being called Ian Brandon Anderson only helped the nickname stick even further among trolls.

When Chris later included Liquid as a character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], his character's name was [[Liquid Chris|IBAChandler]], just like the YouTube screen name.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160806063224/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_79</ref>

Though Chris did [[tard rage]] over being called Ian several times during the Liquid Saga, it should be noted that he only ever reacted to Liquid calling him as such. In spite of what you may think, [[weens]] commenting on Chris's YouTube channels and calling his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] to [[Prank calls|scream into his phone]] haven't done anything to Chris, because even he is aware of how childish their attempts at getting under his skin are.

A [[Jail Letter - 21 October 2021|letter]] to Chris by a fan dated 21 October 2021 included the name transliterated into Perso-Arabic script at the bottom.

<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Denial: The Ian Brandon Anderson Story (trailer)
| ytid = iS42GGu2f2o
| Stardate = 29 [[November 2009]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GodAndTheBearFilms GodAndTheBearFilms]
| Subject = Ian Brandon Anderson
| Video Type = Moch-Trailer
}}</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Liquid Chris]] - The first person to call Chris Ian to his face
*[[Asperchu]] - Which used Ian jokes on occasion
*[[Singstar Challenge]] - In which Liquid called Chris Ian several times
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']] - The catalyst for the original Ian meme
*[[CWC Trollin More]] - Chris's attempt to die the Ian name down, which failed

{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

[[Category:Liquid Saga]]
[[Category:Chris's alter egos]]

Get-Tar Region

2023-11-15T18:24:21Z

Zillachu:

[[Image:Target Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|200px|The [[Charlottesville]] branch of Target, [[January 2010]].]]
[[File:TargetCVille.jpg|thumb|200px|Another view of the same store as it appeared in [[April 2015]].]]
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris felt it'd be a great idea to head down to his local '''Target''' mall store, located in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]],<ref>[https://www.google.com/maps/place/Target/@38.1290053,-78.4433583,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b47708aa5b9cff:0xbb6cfb3bb4faf80b!8m2!3d38.1290011!4d-78.4407834!16s%2Fg%2F1trxfk_j?entry=ttu Google Maps page for the Target in question.]</ref> and continue his [[Love Quest]] there. After being told to leave because he was loitering and disturbing customers, Chris fought back and was eventually restrained, handcuffed at his wrists and ankles, and even worse, cuffed to a wheelchair like a [[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]. Chris was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct in the aftermath of the incident, though the state ultimately decided against taking the case to trial.<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref><ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref>

==In Chris's own words==
Chris described the incident in an entry to [[CWC's Diary]].

{{quotebox|"July 20, [[2005]]: … I was at the new [[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target]] store, just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two [[Manajerks]] asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; [[Chris and reality|I was NOT!]] I was there hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl, like I usually do.

Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two [[Jerkops]]! I was slightly intimidated, but mostly annoyed and ready to strike back on them. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid Jerkops. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my pants, and pinned me to the floor. Five Jerkops dog-piled on me as I struggled to get free. A thousand pounds of [[pickle|sausages]] on my [[obesity|180 pound body]] was seriously a cut-off for my Breathing Flow. They handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humiliated from being the victim, but I was angry at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]].

They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my [[Bob Chandler|family]]. But now I have to go to court on July 29 at 9:00 AM at the Albemarle County Courthouse, close to the Downtown Mall.

So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the handcuffs on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called [[Bagget]] (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor|funny]] it was).|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], comic genius}}

==In Chris's comics==
The incident distressed Chris so greatly that he adapted it into Sub-Episodes 7 and 8 of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], entitled "Off-Target." "Cleverly" renaming Target as "the '''Get-Tar Region'''" (which causes many newstarters to the series to think Chris is talking about the guitar retail chain [[Wikipedia:Guitar Center|Guitar Center]]), the story seems surprisingly faithful to what really happened that day, at least until the sword-fight and the part where his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] saves him from a [[Transformers|Transformer]].

What's interesting to note about the story is how Chris betrays himself in his attempt to whitewash the story to make himself the hero. At the beginning of "Off-Target," he all but admits that he plans to use the new locale to sit around all day, using [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] to fill the singularity inside his gut with its soda, drawing his shit [[comics]], and waiting for [[Chris and drugs|teetotaling]] [[Chris and race|Aryan]] supermodels to show up and bear his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].

{{quote|This is a great set-up.. an open bar facing the path to the exit, a dollar for a drink with free refills, and all the ladies will have to walk by me. I'm bound to be found by a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend free, 18-23-Year old girl]] now. Especially since this [[Love Quest]] has been going on for about two years now. Toodie-Froodie, drawing comics all day long. [[Excel Saga|Only three days since I skipped my last deadline!]] :)|Christian Weston Chandler, [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]}}

So by Chris's own admission, his intention was to pay the good people at Target a dollar a day to let him sit in their store and bother female customers until he got laid or [[death|died]], whichever came first. Strangely, the management wasn't really thrilled with this arrangement, and as the comic shows, Chris clearly can't understand why loitering on private property is bad.

Instead of focusing on the Manajerks'/Jerkops' motivations, Chris simply infers that they despise him for being a [[virgin with rage]], and places the most attention on the indignity he suffered from his arrest. Hence, the comic shows Chris being tackled (albeit by a giant robot), "hog-timed" (complete with apple, as if he were about to be rotisseried), and hauled off for trial (by [[Mary Lee Walsh]], in a scene ripped off from ''[[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie|The Transformers: The Movie]]'').

In another example of how selfish Chris really is, he writes [[Barbara Chandler|his own mother]] out of the story, and has Crystal rescue him instead. That's gratitude for you.

The [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place|correspondence with Jackie]] revealed that in the ensuing trial, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook. In reality, the charges were likely dropped due to insufficient evidence, and/or the state just not considering the case to be worth pursuing, due to the comparatively minor nature of the charges and Chris being a first-time offender who could fall back on the [[autism]] card. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charges were "Disorderly Conduct" and "Trespassing"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.

==The real story==
{{quote|I'm sure you all remember the Target incident. Where he got "hog tied" by the [[jerkop]]s, had his pants pulled down, face rubbed against the carpet and cried a tear of blood? Yeah, about that. First, he was kicked out within a few days to a week of Target opening. That's just sad. When he was approached by management to leave, he ignored them. When they kept pressing, he finally back talked them and called them jerkops. When the cops came, guess what Chris did....[[Chris and the Law|He tried to fucking run.]] Hence why he was hog tied and I'm sure in that struggle his pants just happened to come off.|[[Emily]]}}

==Recent years==
Chris evidently started shopping at Target again an indeterminate amount of time after the incident, either through the store employees agreeing to drop the ban, or just forgetting about it.

In [[August 2009]], Chris was [[Kacey Call 4|goaded]] by [[Kacey]] to consider applying for jobs around his area, and settled on Target as his choice. Chris initially stated he received an e-mail rejecting his application, allegedly because "they got enough people as it is right now."<ref>[[Kacey Call 11]]</ref> However, things seemed to work out the [[September 2009|next month]], as he managed to snag a job interview at the store. Following that, Chris failed to get a hold of his interviewer and allegedly received another rejection e-mail,<ref>[[Kacey Call 23]]</ref> eventually conceding that he wasn't hired. This would be the final time that Chris ever attempted applying for a job. It's unknown if this was the result of the management not wanting to hire him based off the previous incidents (if this was the same location), a particularly poor showing at the interview, or knowing Chris, some combination of the two.

Chris visited Target on 16 [[November 2014]], as part of his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], where he apparently planned to vandalize any ''Sonic Boom''-related stock that they had. However, he found out that they kept copies of the games in a locked case and, clearly forgetting any lessons learned nine years prior, settled for raging at a couple of employees over the store's decision to stock the games.

[[File:Chris at Target April 2019.jpg|Photographed by an employee during [[April 2019]].|thumb|150px]]
Chris was photographed at a Newport News Target in [[April 2019]] by a fan.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bdnxp3/saw_him_at_target_today_wanted_to_say_hi_but_got/</ref> The photo shows a prominent [[Hair|bald spot]] on the back of Chris's head. His mental state also seemed to be in decline based on the fan's account:

{{quote|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image: Chris-Straw.jpg|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Summary of Chris's agenda at the Get-Tar Region.]]
Image: Targetincidentrendition.jpg|An artist's rendition of the target incident.
Image: Chris-Dog-Pile.jpg|The Jerkhief puts his thousand pound [[Duck|sausage]] in Chris.
Image: Chris-Carpet-Burn.jpg|HOG-TIME HIM!
File:Why.jpg|Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card based on the incident 15 years later, depicting it as it happened to [[Chris Chan Sonichu]].
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target Corporation]] at [[Wikipedia]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{Places}}
{{CWCverse}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]

Get-Tar Region

2023-11-15T18:24:11Z

Zillachu:

[[Image:Target Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|200px|The [[Charlottesville]] branch of Target, [[January 2010]].]]
[[File:TargetCVille.jpg|thumb|200px|Another view of the same store as it appeared in [[April 2015]].]]
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris felt it'd be a great idea to head down to his local '''Target''' mall store, located in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]],<ref>[https://www.google.com/maps/place/Target/@38.1290053,-78.4433583,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b47708aa5b9cff:0xbb6cfb3bb4faf80b!8m2!3d38.1290011!4d-78.4407834!16s%2Fg%2F1trxfk_j?entry=ttu Google Maps page for the Target in question.]<ref> and continue his [[Love Quest]] there. After being told to leave because he was loitering and disturbing customers, Chris fought back and was eventually restrained, handcuffed at his wrists and ankles, and even worse, cuffed to a wheelchair like a [[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]. Chris was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct in the aftermath of the incident, though the state ultimately decided against taking the case to trial.<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref><ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref>

==In Chris's own words==
Chris described the incident in an entry to [[CWC's Diary]].

{{quotebox|"July 20, [[2005]]: … I was at the new [[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target]] store, just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two [[Manajerks]] asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; [[Chris and reality|I was NOT!]] I was there hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl, like I usually do.

Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two [[Jerkops]]! I was slightly intimidated, but mostly annoyed and ready to strike back on them. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid Jerkops. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my pants, and pinned me to the floor. Five Jerkops dog-piled on me as I struggled to get free. A thousand pounds of [[pickle|sausages]] on my [[obesity|180 pound body]] was seriously a cut-off for my Breathing Flow. They handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humiliated from being the victim, but I was angry at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]].

They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my [[Bob Chandler|family]]. But now I have to go to court on July 29 at 9:00 AM at the Albemarle County Courthouse, close to the Downtown Mall.

So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the handcuffs on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called [[Bagget]] (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor|funny]] it was).|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], comic genius}}

==In Chris's comics==
The incident distressed Chris so greatly that he adapted it into Sub-Episodes 7 and 8 of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], entitled "Off-Target." "Cleverly" renaming Target as "the '''Get-Tar Region'''" (which causes many newstarters to the series to think Chris is talking about the guitar retail chain [[Wikipedia:Guitar Center|Guitar Center]]), the story seems surprisingly faithful to what really happened that day, at least until the sword-fight and the part where his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] saves him from a [[Transformers|Transformer]].

What's interesting to note about the story is how Chris betrays himself in his attempt to whitewash the story to make himself the hero. At the beginning of "Off-Target," he all but admits that he plans to use the new locale to sit around all day, using [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] to fill the singularity inside his gut with its soda, drawing his shit [[comics]], and waiting for [[Chris and drugs|teetotaling]] [[Chris and race|Aryan]] supermodels to show up and bear his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].

{{quote|This is a great set-up.. an open bar facing the path to the exit, a dollar for a drink with free refills, and all the ladies will have to walk by me. I'm bound to be found by a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend free, 18-23-Year old girl]] now. Especially since this [[Love Quest]] has been going on for about two years now. Toodie-Froodie, drawing comics all day long. [[Excel Saga|Only three days since I skipped my last deadline!]] :)|Christian Weston Chandler, [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]}}

So by Chris's own admission, his intention was to pay the good people at Target a dollar a day to let him sit in their store and bother female customers until he got laid or [[death|died]], whichever came first. Strangely, the management wasn't really thrilled with this arrangement, and as the comic shows, Chris clearly can't understand why loitering on private property is bad.

Instead of focusing on the Manajerks'/Jerkops' motivations, Chris simply infers that they despise him for being a [[virgin with rage]], and places the most attention on the indignity he suffered from his arrest. Hence, the comic shows Chris being tackled (albeit by a giant robot), "hog-timed" (complete with apple, as if he were about to be rotisseried), and hauled off for trial (by [[Mary Lee Walsh]], in a scene ripped off from ''[[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie|The Transformers: The Movie]]'').

In another example of how selfish Chris really is, he writes [[Barbara Chandler|his own mother]] out of the story, and has Crystal rescue him instead. That's gratitude for you.

The [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place|correspondence with Jackie]] revealed that in the ensuing trial, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook. In reality, the charges were likely dropped due to insufficient evidence, and/or the state just not considering the case to be worth pursuing, due to the comparatively minor nature of the charges and Chris being a first-time offender who could fall back on the [[autism]] card. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charges were "Disorderly Conduct" and "Trespassing"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.

==The real story==
{{quote|I'm sure you all remember the Target incident. Where he got "hog tied" by the [[jerkop]]s, had his pants pulled down, face rubbed against the carpet and cried a tear of blood? Yeah, about that. First, he was kicked out within a few days to a week of Target opening. That's just sad. When he was approached by management to leave, he ignored them. When they kept pressing, he finally back talked them and called them jerkops. When the cops came, guess what Chris did....[[Chris and the Law|He tried to fucking run.]] Hence why he was hog tied and I'm sure in that struggle his pants just happened to come off.|[[Emily]]}}

==Recent years==
Chris evidently started shopping at Target again an indeterminate amount of time after the incident, either through the store employees agreeing to drop the ban, or just forgetting about it.

In [[August 2009]], Chris was [[Kacey Call 4|goaded]] by [[Kacey]] to consider applying for jobs around his area, and settled on Target as his choice. Chris initially stated he received an e-mail rejecting his application, allegedly because "they got enough people as it is right now."<ref>[[Kacey Call 11]]</ref> However, things seemed to work out the [[September 2009|next month]], as he managed to snag a job interview at the store. Following that, Chris failed to get a hold of his interviewer and allegedly received another rejection e-mail,<ref>[[Kacey Call 23]]</ref> eventually conceding that he wasn't hired. This would be the final time that Chris ever attempted applying for a job. It's unknown if this was the result of the management not wanting to hire him based off the previous incidents (if this was the same location), a particularly poor showing at the interview, or knowing Chris, some combination of the two.

Chris visited Target on 16 [[November 2014]], as part of his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], where he apparently planned to vandalize any ''Sonic Boom''-related stock that they had. However, he found out that they kept copies of the games in a locked case and, clearly forgetting any lessons learned nine years prior, settled for raging at a couple of employees over the store's decision to stock the games.

[[File:Chris at Target April 2019.jpg|Photographed by an employee during [[April 2019]].|thumb|150px]]
Chris was photographed at a Newport News Target in [[April 2019]] by a fan.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bdnxp3/saw_him_at_target_today_wanted_to_say_hi_but_got/</ref> The photo shows a prominent [[Hair|bald spot]] on the back of Chris's head. His mental state also seemed to be in decline based on the fan's account:

{{quote|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image: Chris-Straw.jpg|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Summary of Chris's agenda at the Get-Tar Region.]]
Image: Targetincidentrendition.jpg|An artist's rendition of the target incident.
Image: Chris-Dog-Pile.jpg|The Jerkhief puts his thousand pound [[Duck|sausage]] in Chris.
Image: Chris-Carpet-Burn.jpg|HOG-TIME HIM!
File:Why.jpg|Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card based on the incident 15 years later, depicting it as it happened to [[Chris Chan Sonichu]].
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target Corporation]] at [[Wikipedia]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{Places}}
{{CWCverse}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]

Get-Tar Region

2023-11-15T18:23:13Z

Zillachu:

[[Image:Target Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|200px|The [[Charlottesville]] branch of Target, [[January 2010]].]]
[[File:TargetCVille.jpg|thumb|200px|Another view of the same store as it appeared in [[April 2015]].]]
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris felt it'd be a great idea to head down to his local '''Target''' mall store, located in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]], and continue his [[Love Quest]] there. After being told to leave because he was loitering and disturbing customers, Chris fought back and was eventually restrained, handcuffed at his wrists and ankles, and even worse, cuffed to a wheelchair like a [[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]. Chris was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct in the aftermath of the incident, though the state ultimately decided against taking the case to trial.<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref><ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref>

==In Chris's own words==
Chris described the incident in an entry to [[CWC's Diary]].

{{quotebox|"July 20, [[2005]]: … I was at the new [[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target]] store, just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two [[Manajerks]] asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; [[Chris and reality|I was NOT!]] I was there hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl, like I usually do.

Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two [[Jerkops]]! I was slightly intimidated, but mostly annoyed and ready to strike back on them. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid Jerkops. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my pants, and pinned me to the floor. Five Jerkops dog-piled on me as I struggled to get free. A thousand pounds of [[pickle|sausages]] on my [[obesity|180 pound body]] was seriously a cut-off for my Breathing Flow. They handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humiliated from being the victim, but I was angry at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]].

They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my [[Bob Chandler|family]]. But now I have to go to court on July 29 at 9:00 AM at the Albemarle County Courthouse, close to the Downtown Mall.

So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the handcuffs on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called [[Bagget]] (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor|funny]] it was).|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], comic genius}}

==In Chris's comics==
The incident distressed Chris so greatly that he adapted it into Sub-Episodes 7 and 8 of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], entitled "Off-Target." "Cleverly" renaming Target as "the '''Get-Tar Region'''" (which causes many newstarters to the series to think Chris is talking about the guitar retail chain [[Wikipedia:Guitar Center|Guitar Center]]), the story seems surprisingly faithful to what really happened that day, at least until the sword-fight and the part where his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] saves him from a [[Transformers|Transformer]].

What's interesting to note about the story is how Chris betrays himself in his attempt to whitewash the story to make himself the hero. At the beginning of "Off-Target," he all but admits that he plans to use the new locale to sit around all day, using [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] to fill the singularity inside his gut with its soda, drawing his shit [[comics]], and waiting for [[Chris and drugs|teetotaling]] [[Chris and race|Aryan]] supermodels to show up and bear his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].

{{quote|This is a great set-up.. an open bar facing the path to the exit, a dollar for a drink with free refills, and all the ladies will have to walk by me. I'm bound to be found by a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend free, 18-23-Year old girl]] now. Especially since this [[Love Quest]] has been going on for about two years now. Toodie-Froodie, drawing comics all day long. [[Excel Saga|Only three days since I skipped my last deadline!]] :)|Christian Weston Chandler, [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]}}

So by Chris's own admission, his intention was to pay the good people at Target a dollar a day to let him sit in their store and bother female customers until he got laid or [[death|died]], whichever came first. Strangely, the management wasn't really thrilled with this arrangement, and as the comic shows, Chris clearly can't understand why loitering on private property is bad.

Instead of focusing on the Manajerks'/Jerkops' motivations, Chris simply infers that they despise him for being a [[virgin with rage]], and places the most attention on the indignity he suffered from his arrest. Hence, the comic shows Chris being tackled (albeit by a giant robot), "hog-timed" (complete with apple, as if he were about to be rotisseried), and hauled off for trial (by [[Mary Lee Walsh]], in a scene ripped off from ''[[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie|The Transformers: The Movie]]'').

In another example of how selfish Chris really is, he writes [[Barbara Chandler|his own mother]] out of the story, and has Crystal rescue him instead. That's gratitude for you.

The [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place|correspondence with Jackie]] revealed that in the ensuing trial, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook. In reality, the charges were likely dropped due to insufficient evidence, and/or the state just not considering the case to be worth pursuing, due to the comparatively minor nature of the charges and Chris being a first-time offender who could fall back on the [[autism]] card. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charges were "Disorderly Conduct" and "Trespassing"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.

==The real story==
{{quote|I'm sure you all remember the Target incident. Where he got "hog tied" by the [[jerkop]]s, had his pants pulled down, face rubbed against the carpet and cried a tear of blood? Yeah, about that. First, he was kicked out within a few days to a week of Target opening. That's just sad. When he was approached by management to leave, he ignored them. When they kept pressing, he finally back talked them and called them jerkops. When the cops came, guess what Chris did....[[Chris and the Law|He tried to fucking run.]] Hence why he was hog tied and I'm sure in that struggle his pants just happened to come off.|[[Emily]]}}

==Recent years==
Chris evidently started shopping at Target again an indeterminate amount of time after the incident, either through the store employees agreeing to drop the ban, or just forgetting about it.

In [[August 2009]], Chris was [[Kacey Call 4|goaded]] by [[Kacey]] to consider applying for jobs around his area, and settled on Target as his choice. Chris initially stated he received an e-mail rejecting his application, allegedly because "they got enough people as it is right now."<ref>[[Kacey Call 11]]</ref> However, things seemed to work out the [[September 2009|next month]], as he managed to snag a job interview at the store. Following that, Chris failed to get a hold of his interviewer and allegedly received another rejection e-mail,<ref>[[Kacey Call 23]]</ref> eventually conceding that he wasn't hired. This would be the final time that Chris ever attempted applying for a job. It's unknown if this was the result of the management not wanting to hire him based off the previous incidents (if this was the same location), a particularly poor showing at the interview, or knowing Chris, some combination of the two.

Chris visited Target on 16 [[November 2014]], as part of his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], where he apparently planned to vandalize any ''Sonic Boom''-related stock that they had. However, he found out that they kept copies of the games in a locked case and, clearly forgetting any lessons learned nine years prior, settled for raging at a couple of employees over the store's decision to stock the games.

[[File:Chris at Target April 2019.jpg|Photographed by an employee during [[April 2019]].|thumb|150px]]
Chris was photographed at a Newport News Target in [[April 2019]] by a fan.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bdnxp3/saw_him_at_target_today_wanted_to_say_hi_but_got/</ref> The photo shows a prominent [[Hair|bald spot]] on the back of Chris's head. His mental state also seemed to be in decline based on the fan's account:

{{quote|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image: Chris-Straw.jpg|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Summary of Chris's agenda at the Get-Tar Region.]]
Image: Targetincidentrendition.jpg|An artist's rendition of the target incident.
Image: Chris-Dog-Pile.jpg|The Jerkhief puts his thousand pound [[Duck|sausage]] in Chris.
Image: Chris-Carpet-Burn.jpg|HOG-TIME HIM!
File:Why.jpg|Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card based on the incident 15 years later, depicting it as it happened to [[Chris Chan Sonichu]].
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target Corporation]] at [[Wikipedia]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{Places}}
{{CWCverse}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]

November 2023 livestreams

2023-11-15T18:19:07Z

Zillachu: /* Medallion Moulding Q&A */

These are '''livestreams filmed by Chris in [[November 2023]]''', influenced by [[Praetor]].

==Medallion Moulding Q&A==
Chris makes some [[Medallions]] while reading some questions in the chat. As with [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4|the previous stream]], the chat and comment section is mainly full of [[Weens|weens]] saying various outdated memes and quotes such as "#1 BARBUSSY ENJOYER." The stream made over $600 from donors, although the actual amount may be lower due to donations being refunded or charged back by donors.

===Video===
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====Description====
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====Highlights====
{{Transcript}}

'''10:09:''' Chris gets upset over a green screen error saying it bugs his OCD.

'''13:40:''' Chris loses it over getting called Ian, fueling the weens in the chat.

'''25:50:''' Chris confirms he still hates MLP G5 and will not watch the movie until G4 Season 14 Ep 26 is aired.

'''28:32:''' Chris tells the audience that Jacob Sockness is dead after a ween pretends to be him.

'''29:08:''' Chris gives a blessing to fellow lolcow Daniel Larson.

'''1:04:55:''' Chris shouts out a fake sponsorship from Welches fruit snacks as there is no chance he would ever get a real sponsorship.

'''1:14:42:''' Chris does an abysmal impression of Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas.

'''1:36:42:''' Chris does an abysmal Cartman impression, nearing the level of horrible to his infamous Donald Duck impression.

'''1:41:35:''' Chris struggles to remember Cryzel Rosechu's age and goes through mental gymnastics to say she's over 20 when according to Chris was 14 when he got "married" to her.

'''1:50:40:''' Chris becomes silent and looks very uncomfortable when a ween donor accuses him of raping Barb.

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and oh I see what you're good at that in

reference to uh yeah the war between

Palestine the only one delusional one

here is you pretend to be my half

brother in New York City

City

that's to be confirmed uh that's uh

another detail sort out later but anyway

so anyway so I'm molding the medallions

in these lovely molds that were

made this one is made of this Medallion

and they I have the other mode which the

other medallions do which you'll get to

see the results of these moldings at

least the outline all

consider

yeah I'm not doing shout

outs I'll give you a happy birthday at

the same time as whatever name

appears on the screen there but that's

about it

um no just

no uh how I give me some more brain

bending brain teasing type of questions

are

I already said once I'm not repeating to

myself never happened it never happened

okay

anyway anyway so I will respond I will

not be responding to some

commentary just regards to their

content

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you thank you

Ma see something like that that was nice

that was positive long nose long big

nose oh yeah I watched your oh yeah I

like your channel I like your channel

dude yeah I mean d what um DM DM me on

Twitter and we'll see what we can be

arrange because I do appreciate you and

uh and your friends ining uh the one

that the one that voices uh the one that

originally originally voiced tails in

your channel and of course I love Sona

and the group really good

stuff

slop okay that's actually that's just

stupid that's just dumb funny dumb funny

how dumb was it it was so

dumb

well that'll be conf that'll be

confirmed if then when it does happen I

shall uh find out for myself in whatever

video if it's officially on the

consoles nope I never heard that

individual fun thing it's like as if the

clay

is shiny shiny that's

funny I can do that

yes bless you Luke you are good

individual continue to follow life power

righteousness and good happy birthday

happy birthday to you happy birthday

fos oh that reminds me just I love that

random thing I did in that one video I

did

just boobydoo boobydoo random thing

[Music]

random I thought I forgot something I

forgot the Rings for these I'll be right

back one second um yeah good series good

video game

yeah

okay I got the Rings the male rings that

go into the medallions these particular

medallions H obviously I don't dedicate

all my time to but when I do I

definitely get in on painting the wow

how transparent his skin let me see if I

can do something about

that

um wa let me

try

um a little

bit Ah okay perfect that's a little

that's a lot better

okay where did the things

go where the where's the history where

did all that

go what the freak happened here

something H hang on one second let me

check a

detail

five okay here we

go um well I will not say I will not be

calling out any names but um this guy

here that was whose name just appeared

on the screen and

that ah spiritually connected on one day

to another eventually yes because I

personally blessed these medallions even

the one that I I do put I do personally

paint a lot of these and yet um there's

outreaching and going on

and

yeah I like us may too she's very she's

very cool let me try turn that light

down

and

oh you know what I can answer that by

way really quick

web bam well best as you can see it

despite the green screen yeah here it is

yeah cursed words are not

great um I don't know what tnd D

is just I don't know what TD is anyway

so I finish my D is made to go into this

melt tin and I warm up in the uh

oven maybe after I I'll give it some

thought and consideration but that's a

whole different thing right there it's a

whole different

thing anyway so that being

said um I don't typically watch hockey

so I'm not consciously aware of hockey

players the only one I'm really aware of

is Wayne

Gretzky

H all right Barbara's doing okay Safe

Life well and healthy back at the old

place wherever that is wherever as

opposed to wherever I

am

anyway anyway really using the

traditional clay this is not Model Magic

we're not using that on

these no absolutely not G4 I'm not

watching anything G5 until after myo P

friendship is Magic season 14 episode 26

is aired

period uh favorite song Still Sonic Boom

Sega CD long version at the end credits

I like that all

time I'm working these

here there you tell me

look good how about

um eat a

bun H I'll post it soon enough I just

haven't got around to it yet I've been

really busy and I just been drained by

lots of things in the metaphysical my

metaphysical workings and

everything oh no nobody actually visited

me in jail at all on that note period so

you can put that rumor like to rest you

can lay that rumor to

rest thank you but I'm afraid I can only

appreciate you as a kind individual and

platonically okay unfortunately this is

why listen do this guy

talk

yeah okay this is why I got do

five

five anyway working on me and I'll

take I'm taking the questions and I'm

just doing as I

feel I told you what it was I told you

the truth nothing happened

period um I have not I don't know what

that is consciously I do not consciously

know what that

is yeah

um we have more we have every single

individual in a variety of music between

both halves of our

Earth NOP you're dead you're gone you're

dead period bye-bye clean goodbye you're

long dead I'm never saying your name not

even in justest Period never even say

I'm never saying that name again you're

dead that guy's dead anyway

oh yeah I've

uh yeah I've

I've uh down I've I've tone down the

number of my friends on my

game there I say PR to this guy for that

guy faster than light in time

anyway there's no Curtis

here anyway there you go you see the

other Med

mode now I can appreciate that these get

moded and under my approval as

well you're

welcome um

anyway ah the extra extraterrestrial

individuals from throughout the cosmos

the space um they're just about as good

as good of individuals and creatures as

any other

really you know

what speak for yourself

guy just simply speak for

yourself thank

you

that is none of your business about

where I live I'm keeping that Offline

that is strictly

personal well that's to be confirmed uh

you just uh we take we'll take

applications uh later when I make when I

we'll take applications through the

Gmail I'm G put that in the queue for

later that thought I just had anyway

thank you

Kimba thank you Kima I mean

Simba happy happy birthday you are very

blessed yes you

are oh um yeah we're working on that

just that's another detail we got

multiple multiple details sorting out

um yeah yeah just well when we get

around to actually further doing on the

Minecraft everybody will be brought in

and to work now we have a lot we have

received very good responses to that I

am very

grateful I let the snow lights out the

Pokeball and it's a shiny snor lats snor

lats you think

I you think I actually left reality no

it's just what is reality anyway I mean

you never really thought about it

personally

um yeah no

comment all those that submit their

submit their responses to their

Minecraft server we'll be we'll get

response soon enough we've just been

busy with many many other

things you will find life you will live

find love someday in some like guy dark

B you

will you just got to follow light power

path and uh

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everything

anyway

I I am somewhere safe everything is good

you do I'm not going to be any more

specific than that and if you don't see

my car in Ruckersville that means I'm

not there so that's to whole two plus

two half

problem you know what I will say one

thing so you know what it's like that

one it's like I'm making a reference

here to a certain uh MLP fan F fan fan

animation on that's on YouTube just like

you know it's as if Celestia had

banished B

banished rainbow and Pinkie Pie to the

Moon in favor of prince in favor of her

in favor of Luna answering

questions you know what this Rainbow's

response just it's similar to my

response h jok's on you it's safer in

here good luck with the comment

section yeah that's another detail play

random mat memory yeah I go out of jail

I made it to Gateway it took y'all

literally a whole month before actually

taking any pictures of me and I've

actually been to a couple of places

before Rashi revealed myself to the

individuals there you know just I I mean

just telling them who I telling them who

I was it's like nobody it's like nobody

actually that's and that's another

detail entirely right there you couldn't

have just approach me say hello kindly

you had to really take pictures without

my permission or consent

whatsoever and do

that thank you just thank you

anyway I still laugh that fact took all

month before y'all even did that that

was a dumb

thing yeah no I don't know I don't know

them I don't know you

so

I

you yes I already did say a prayer to

him for

him working

on this

Medallion oh yeah I have seen the second

Side movie I thought it was pretty

good quite decent uh of course you know

I L really like from the first movie

just so as I crash question of cold dark

wats the Pacific I realized a few things

I back that I'll come back to that

question m a i had no idea where I'm

going B soft water stings c i shouldn't

even be here right now but I am why

because you shot

me I'll take down to consideration you

sh I'm I'm going there's a fish on my

head and clearly on the get just done on

my

own I am not I am not Liberty to State

specifically where or what I am but just

know I'm safe alive and well and

everything otherwise I would not be

doing this live stream right

now I played some side Frontiers just

have not played completely through even

the fir even the the the original

game I've been busy with a whole M other

details some

things

me

ah I like oh Scotland's pretty Scotland

is a cool country I give you that but

anyway I'd like to visit uh London

England no none I get all the I get all

the donations and just they really

needed considering what I need to have

done like I I mean I I I want to get

more traditional frames and they get my

eyes real check um well I would sample

your music at least um that's a question

I gota come back to and also I got D I

have D work I need to get taken care of

so that's well think all right so first

off music dra genre I like all kinds of

music really but um I guess if anything

I like uh I really like just pop music

just something with a really good beat

that I can dance to and like and all

that yeah I'm not I'm not saying much

more than what I've already said about

her period I

mean she has a right to her own privacy

in life as well period oh thank you

anyway oh favorite color Barry charge

blue I've mentioned that before my

favorite color and shade is battery

charged

blue

in particular it's the shade of my san

form's preferred

color no and while I was in jail I was

segregated from the other prisoners so I

didn't really have a so much of a social

life inside jail but at least the

details and all that were fair I I

enjoyed the kosher tray and I actually

did very well on the kosher tray I

enjoyed fish on Friday that was good

that was a good deal and I really like

tofu I know personally I prefer the

white tofu a lot better than a brown

tofu despite me me knowing that the

white tofu is supposed to be reminiscent

of chicken and the brown tofu is

reminiscent of

beef but yeah I like

tofu excuse me one second I gotta warm

up some more some more clay for these

Medallion I'll be right back after these

massages

and we're back everybody

and

gamble because they did a

thing

joke

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anyway I'm holding the sign you a figure

right right here and we have this little

lovely

PR one right here as well an ominous

individual oh turn the mic up turn the

mic up turn the mic

up darn I'll fix that later turn the mic

let me see no the mic okay the mic

volume is okay check in the mic check in

the mic one two one two okay check in

the mic check in the mic one two one two

check in the mic check in the mic

all right anyway all right so everybody

can sing and dance for Christmas about

that we have confirmed the might still

works all

right all right anyway

um next

one

yeah well we are working on the

Minecraft server we just like I said

we've been really really busy

lately another detail another thing

everybody likes to

sing

anyway right when

I oh drawing in

email I don't have Splatoon three I may

consider it I just haven't got amount to

that point

yet

eras I don't know what Aras is

consciously and I would

believe yes it did happen

okay yes and yes and not right now

they're working out on the B but savann

rosu is here in the room with me

I would say she her with respect and

kindness like you would Dr Wolf's wife

his lovely lady

okay but anyway just everybody to their

own individual details and all

that I read a little bit of it I read a

little bit of it I haven't read the

entire

thing

yeah the race cars are yeah the race

cars are pretty

cool my earlier

thought that's GNA to get fits

later Soder

Soder is there Cherry Soder on that

Soder

Island oh yeah I have tried makeup

before and just it it tends to yeah blue

eyes Shadow I've actually done that

before it's really good I have done

fingernail polish and coloring my nails

before but I do so much physical work it

just it sends slip up all the

time

hello there I say hello to that guy's

friend

without being too

specific okie dokie have a good

night

everybody yeah oh up all up against need

not we have exping experience levels and

we will pick up on those that have the

best vibration and authenticity within

themselves uh that's to be

confirmed uh has not been decided just

yet uh likely it'll be private at first

and then made public

later the only Electronics I had in jail

was an amfm

radio and it was a j wind

brand it looked like an

iPod of all time Sonic

CD

thank

you

um presently I'm uh doing work in amimal

Crossing New Horizons and I have played

some psych superstars in recent

days I also enjoy I also enjoyed life of

strange True

Colors it certainly will not be drump

he's staying in jail forever

period oh first day I got

out um I adjusted to my new life

where I was at the

time everybody is already in the on the

scene 97 half whether it be through

their self-c counterparts or from their

from their former self-c counterparts

that were alive there that are living

here ah oh yes there will be more and

more other individuals but Le s he lived

back in the days he was born in uh uh

I'm trying to remember it counts

backwards

uh

phos name Le is really really really

really old he was born within the 300s

BC within that

century and he lived for happy birthday

happy birthday happy

[Music]

birthday and he lived for hundreds of

years within his uh with his in this

Village that was not far from the

ultimate Emerald

Shrine thank thank you very

much and he was and he was uh my he was

my friend

and and on Earth's metaphysical guide on

Earth as in addition to uh you know

Emanuel and all the other gods and

guyses uh back when I was Hy Christ back

when my brain my brain trying to blank

out on me good

grief anyway um but yeah he essentially

had the closest links to the uh

everything that there there is and was

and would have been back

time no kameha there you go there's no

cursing because I know that draw it does

like draw back on me

there yeah only plays there you go yeah

there you go that guy

[Music]

yeah

yeah uh I do not know who that is and it

sounds like that would not be too great

of a resulting time

and considering the alternate timelines

yeah

oh we have a poot set up I will reveal

that later on on my I reveal that later

on when we are when we are ready to do

so

yeah yeah they've already done that for

me and I I don't have to stream them but

yeah I mean empathy in itself is a

superpower

period anyway H where was I bring oh

yeah Lees uh but yeah he's really really

old he uh end up moving forward uh after

uh a while after my resurrection back

when I jus back when I was Jesus Christ

and all

that you're acknowledged guy you're

acknowledged

anyway he was really really connect he

was very very connected with everything

metaphysical she says hello she says

hello back to

you Hello

darling yeah

anyway that'll be the PO boot which I

will reveal later

on

thank you thank you very

much

you yeah I mean but still I mean the the

similarities and differences are obvious

between the two mods but

still oh yeah

just okay but I mean that's all right

he's from

verse yeah well that's funny I can't

remember what you did to me either

Anan I don't know about your

game I don't know about your game as

opposed to other games that have

been bought to my conscious attention in

this

timeline and all the others that are in

my unconsciousness that would take a

long way

oh

hey I'll definitely take that in

consideration yes thank you very much

y'all have pretty good fun shows here

watch

[Music]

um yes yes he has been re he has been he

had been reincarnated

and he's actually on the side of good

right now and I sh I forgot the other

question

um I have not been play many xbot games

recently and I've been have not been

much on the PlayStation 4 I've been

really very busy with life and

everything

yes yes it

is why why not I

mean there's a lot more I have so much

more document about me as a as a as

opposed to my past self that H as Jus

Christ yeah well the Call's coming in

from inside your house

house um at at this point

no but just she had she's safe she's uh

managing and now she getting to know her

neighbors a little better back at the

old

place I've actually been feeling pretty

good more positive and more spir and

more spiritually satisfied and

everything it has been working out for

the more positive I really it's like you

know I should the old place some time

ago I mean just like

everybody I can't really say not on top

of my head there's a variety of Music

aside from Terror Swift it will take me

a while it would take me a while to

actually meditate on that actually

remembered that yeah stop pretending to

be my dad he's alive on the se7 half as

a s sh

physically and you are not him so stop

pretending stop

pretending

okay well you're saying it it's

funny made me it made me laugh inside a

little

bit can we please get this guy out

here

anyway um see I believe I talked

about quite a bit I mean I feel like I

covered that PL enough I mean

just that'll do for now um but yeah what

else is on my mind what else is coming

into my mind I'm thinking I'm

thinking

okay maybe later I'll check maybe later

I'll check it

outram well that's to be confirmed um

send me the uh send the link to my Gmail

and I'll give it a look

later

no

comment not quite all right still this

do do

yes more than times I've been I've

literally been throughout the

Multiverse the point is to Cal down and

not be so high in stress so then Focus

can be better

achieved yes thank you very much thank

you

your closest best friends are

blessed you want sure M I'm working on

it um I believe I already did I already

told you my favorite song of on time of

all time I guess you want to do a song

for me go with uh liby Newton John's

twist of

fate hello h hello hello hello B

Lassie and all the Irish

Adent um that's to be confirmed

um that would count as a commission

really but that's when I open up for

commissions I will take that make that

an

option happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday happy

birthday

yeah will you pleas not pretend to be Mr

C you're not him go somewhere else

faker

yeah I've heard that guy he's actually

decent I'd consider

it yeah I hav't I don't know about that

show but thank you

anyway oh

yes

um well we're working on that later

there will be collab projects to be

revealed and participating in later on

it just hasn't

been

huh hanging their names on the Christmas

tree evolving as they can

see

yeah well don't pretend to be me but you

are blessed as

well anyway oh boy all right I gotta

make I got to warm some more clay I'll

be right back following this lovely

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I I open this bag

there we

go yeah I know who that is and just

that's a whole different kill of fish

right

there absolutely not he changed his ways

he saw the error of his

ways I mentioned it

earlier I enjoy all

genres except heavy metal and there's

one exception from that which would be

death clock's Thunder horse and that's

on my

playlist there was no replacing me

period the one that's been replaced by

anybody is you by your own perspective

and perception of

yourself Toyota Tacoma 2009 yada yada

yada

um that's I'm not sure I'd have to

reread that and think about that I'll

read it

later happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday happy

birthday happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday

anyway

oh um I'm not picky but I'd say blue

fruit snacks are pretty good cuz then

they could be blueberry

flavored

oh he has many times before and I have

seen the episode ohy poopy Butthead got

whole expansion of his character

revealed in that

show oh

we

yeah

yeah the yeah Karma and everything good

and light power and righteous is already

given them their

D okay I'll give you that I'll try to

give you that one if I

can't I mean just essentially I'm doing

the molding on the the in the mold

plate

y just

y my brain just went somewhere else why

am my brain go somewhere

[Music]

else very good yep you are blessed you

are blessed anyway

what

I dressed up in a fun Sonic costume for

a little

bit just for a little

bit that's yeah that depends on how open

he would be for the light powered and

righteousness and

good anyway here's another

one be oh oh big is my head oh big is my

head I got news for you it's wider these

days because my psychic powers are

really developing I mean look at

this see this groove that's a big Groove

and what did you say really quick

oh I'll have to reread that one later

but um just pretty much going with the

flow right here happy happy birthday to

that guy

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L

Jenkins there's your word association

right there just felt appropriate just

felt very appropriate right there that

worked

out

yeah I like the out house it's a good

show I love the Good Ship

there nope

nope I disagree I respectfully

disagree there's a lot there were a lot

of demons and Devils influence in the

palines

[Music]

all that good light powered and

righteous positivity and flow the cosmos

metaphysical

[Music]

everything you are

blessed it wasn't just a night he

redeemed himself he repented for his

misdeeds and crimes and

sins and he was

cleansed that never

happened I say it

before it Still Remains true it never

happened

period

if I say yes will the question not be

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repeated

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spee been thinking

about

so

for happy happy birthday

happy

birthday cave Hogs why don't they just

share a

cave

well no more no different than from

those that were others everybody else

that were featured in said

movie why don't you go play Persona five

Now featuring The Joker and that stupid

beem I have two number NES a number nine

large a number six and extra dip a

number

seven

he shall take his time to recover but he

does need to lay off that night

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qu yeah ai's been around for a lot lot

longer time than that so it's nothing

new it's artificial

intelligence and in Japan it's also

known this

love

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have they're a decent Bunch but not

perfect stupid dog you made me look B bo

bo

bo happy happy birthday happy birthday

happy birthday birthday happy happy

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birthday uh it's I believe it's

available I mean I believe I posted it

on TW I posted on the Twitter when I

announced the request

for M for the Minecraft

modders yeah I'm aware of too good to be

true deals I'm just

yeah

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we are keeping personal details of the

public life for the time being but when

it comes to the details of which we can

actually trust the personal details with

that be a whole different cish only with

them there is no no there's no local

successor

but

Lal um a few but I have to get back to

you on

that

yes Israel is the Holy One it's the holy

country

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up I have B feelings about

that

um I will for

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bling that's to be confirmed the holiday

ornaments as to be confirmed I can't say

for positive

yet for the most part and latter yes all

my chakras have been aligned I've

connected with

everything so

yes once we get everything sorted out

yes that will be an option but that's to

be confirmed later

on okay okay okay

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okay

so yeah I definitely need to be away

from everything and everyone as I did in

J during the time I was in

jail serving the time for everybody's

sins and

regrets Pro of my power you have to

believe got to have faith

possibly but I don't know those

individuals consciously in this

timeline

maybe and if I do maybe I will show it

off but that's a whole different Kettle

fishing to be

confirmed I do read

it but as I said earlier I'm not doing

the shoutouts

yeah

no can you please stop pretending to be

somebody

else well that doesn't surprise me but

they don't sound anything like me just

like that guy that tried to be my voice

on that episode smiling don't forget

about me Greece I could done it did you

do it oh I toally could have no that

don't sound me and all forget about me

gree I could have done it did you do it

uh well I mean no but toally could

have a stupid thing to say and shoot

um darn it I got so focused and making

that

CL up up up down up down up down why am

I an

elevator my got blump in this

one um no I have not heard of it

I've been to an alternate

Dimension where it's all

100%

hello and why bad time for that to

happen because I've been in an alternate

Dimension where it's literally just

without Conant says Set set set set all

the time and so much BDSM there just no

nothing ever got done there so

forgive

yep what you said not your

name

um just talk with your mom and uh give

her love and appreciation

regardless and I mean that

platonically

just

and great great thanks great apape I

lost my train of

thought he's been dealing with them for

years if he hasn't F bet by himself

right now he needs to learn

more oh oh thank

you

there you

go hard lumps in this

one space look at all these

[Music]

lumps yes I have fans all around the

world

so that's not hardly worth that's hardly

a

question and don't fit SES on my breast

eyes up here eyes up

here you know what that's okay if he

wants to be a low cow go

ahead he wants to be low cal go

ahead what was up with the whole thing

with the loow

anyway I'm not doing jups but I got want

some more clay I'll be right back

following

this

and we are

back and Now for Something Completely

Different how about we push a little

stress

out there be so much funnier this thing

wasn't green

screen

yeah yeah just everybody can imagine

what this could be but yeah no it's

screen it's lumpy it's a pickle I'm

squeezing a stress pickle that's made

out of

foam Ah that's funny where do my eyes

go ah continue being yourselves continue

love and appreciate yourself and your

soul searching and be kind to yourself

with yourself and everyone and anybody

that uh wants to give you bad details

and talk and just uh don't worry about

them and know I'm going just

like there goes that

pickle and now back to

this nope stop pretending to be criselle

I wish you people would stop pretending

to be those that I know are not within

the stream right now

okay uh nope Karma already bit him down

and out so yeah Q Farms that's dead de

dead unform not dead Antichrist it

dead

fornite is actually an in between

Dimension outside of either 12 outside

of either 128 or c19

72 there you go you are blessed you are

blessed I went down to The

Zo

okay that's a date no oh yeah

no

nope nice

try happy happy birthday happy

birthday

no it's not me more for for everything

it's literal it's

physical he shall have the blessings as

he needs to upon his

journey

[Music]

a prayer has been said for

Clark

uh nope and don't pretend to be my

attorney oh it's doing good in fact it's

doing just as good as Hyrule since they

are in the same neck of the woods

[Music]

period

I don't have anything against him but it

just depends on how open he is to good

light power and

righteousness and I'm just trying to

keep from uh giving shout outs like I

said no female pronouns

period they them is also acceptable by I

prefer female she

her

the prayer has been said and he shall be

blessed as he shall

be yes you have yes you are blessed

during your Tri triy during a bunch of

events that are tried emotional hard and

everything

[Music]

I'm not putting the camera down any

lower nobody's getting any crotch shots

and eyes up

here

more um I like I like the Sally Acorn

mod for Sonic one and Sonic 2 and S

3

H I'm sorry to hear

that

hey look

pickle pick me up and de pickle me I

don't

[Music]

know I'd say speak for yourself there is

no delusions here

period the only delusion

around here are those that call

themselves

neurotypical the only ones that are

really quote crazy are the

neurotypicals where they do not see

within the Multiverse and everything

that is deeper

metaphysical oh yeah um either way is

good Chris or Christine or Jesus

Christ and Christ Chan Christ Chan take

your pick it's all

good you are blessed your friend is

blessed thank

you

there is no lying only truth is

spoken I have hardly any need to since I

am

married so therefore I'm spoking

for yeah we'll talk about that later but

we don't need there's no need for Rush

especially considering times of

details godam it

K guys I'm

going

count your

blessings address put your money to

other things that do not involve the

habit of which you are trying to

alleviate yourself

from and follow like powers and

righteous

individuals that's right because most of

the world are not

neurotypical

they may think they are but they are

not oh yes everything does yes

everything has been shifting and is

continuing on in this process within the

ending steps of the dimension merge and

the ultimate miracle and fut Tri and

everything yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

to

all

only truth is spoken and there never

ever was any sets between Barbara and I

period

nope

you are

blessed

nope

the fact that they said

that they don't they don't understand

what I mean they don't understand

definition of the word

neurotypical

he shall see the error of his ways and

recover on his own time and

Accord

2009 tacle edit I don't know about that

but I your wishes with my taco flavor

KES Tac taco

you know what for that individual that

keeps bringing it up why don't you just

go bring it up with the alternate

distant timeline that never is anything

related to or close to this one

period oh I do have music playing in the

background I have

a I have an oh my brain went blank on

the word the day there but anyway I have

a binero beat playing in the

background off screen I look at my phone

and look at the video it look at the

track I'm playing right now it's playing

in the

background yeah it's a b narrow beat

from Heavenly

eyes Scyther and

[Music]

sneez Magic chance a prime criselle Ros

Prime sylvana Rosie Prime and the prime

of all meww

period dro the

piece my bring went blank on give me a

moment ah she is

physically quite all she is

physically um she is mentally and

physically well over 20 years old

rain blink but she has been actually

been to the Future developed many many

years physically and then came

back it was a slow progression upon

realizing my my true gender and identity

and

everything uh the try came around during

the year

2014

[Music]

goty penis monsters

got nope there there's your stupid meme

right there yeah I said it hey get back

here on this

boat and you know what I'm just gonna

ignore anybody with this word in their

name period I'm just gonna ignore

everybody

period nope

one moment at a

time one moment at a time take deep

Rifts count your blessings follow that

which is good light powered and

righteous within your intuition as

opposed to Temptations and all that you

can bear yourself in that way

dude meditate on all that and everything

and all metaphysical connections but

your self-c counterparts out the

Multiverse and everything everything

everywhere all at

[Music]

once

and day Chistmas jingle bell jingle B

Jingle

Bells um I have considered Tik Tock um

but it's not in my present plan at this

time although I do have one that is on

observation alone I'm not mainly going

to be using that as a video streaming

service or platform so don't expect any

videos from me on Tik

Tok Hy doie spy

I want to be

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

bestch

yes I

did I gotta go War some more clay for

this last set of four

medallions um now these will be painted

off stream this is a whole special thing

but these are painted you will see the

final results when they are delivered to

the individuals that they go end up

going going out to

later we certainly got to get that

turn yes we shall consider that thank

you anyway I'll be right back I got to

go War some more

Cay

and welcome back to the

[Music]

[Music]

show all right anyway let's do some more

I got four more Medallion I got the last

four CU I'm making I was making 20 in

all so I give you all this time I'm TI

looking at blank eyes so let's

do the

oh I'll watch this guy because it's on

him

now oh

y

one hard

piece that was

a oh yeah it's a really good show I've

watched both seasons so

far oh but I I don't care too much about

the chaos Sonic in that one that was

really dumb that was

just

oh um how much talking about really I

just uh don't know too much personally

but he's a good individual for the

ladder he is a good

individual nobody's making comments

about that because this is an SF this is

a safe for work Channel this is a safe

for work thing and we are keeping things

safe for work

oh yeah I've watched uh some of the some

of the episodes of the metal ocalypse

but I have not seen the movie I felt

like uh it was just a bit too

much I mean story I just didn't really

just didn't find be long

term

oh yeah because Satan has been trolling

has been bugging a whole lots a whole

lot of individuals including those are

fighting between Israel and Palestine

right now but yeah Israel shall succeed

they shall last

longer that is foreing prophesized and

forn ah but he is is cleansed and

blessed all he needs to do is to stay on

light power path of

goodness

[Music]

any we think what else what else what

else which yall see that's just the

whole oh oh I think you're referring to

L bin the one that misheard by name is

uh when I told him my name was

Christopher he misheard it call me

Christian that inspired the name change

yeah

that is a thought I still need to catch

up I had the last episode I saw was yes

go ahead and make the jokes the last

episode of J Samuel series I saw was

episode

69 I told you shout

[Music]

outs what I say my brain oh great thanks

for making me lose my thought

train

yeah I mean just essentially you already

are whether I drew you in or wrote you

in or not

period I told you I'm not doing shout

outs I'm staying with that I'm sticking

with

that here here's your stupid New Meme

right now I'm not doing any shout outs

and I'm sticking with

that there

stupid thing stupid stupid thing you

made that's me you this why you think me

St

dog oh by the way I'm betting on Courage

cowardly dog in the Scooby-Doo versus

courage death

battle you tell with a lot worse than

Scooby

did

oh

the original version without as much

details and definitely the one that have

more accurate details when I read when I

redo it into the HD version which will

have absolutely no NSFW content in it

whatsoever despite the circumstances and

details that came about from all of

that

everybody sing a song bra is trying to

remember what I was talking about

earlier it's been the first it's SP the

first time to have awkward moments

within it and I do not speak of personal

details on my own part period that's

enough of that that's enough it just

spit the awkwardness and roll with

it well he shall progress and heal as

best as he can but I'm that's just a

whole mess of details on that part I

don't want to go too much into without

uh causing Fe causing deeper emotions

anyway

oh

um

I I have help in those I have a little I

get by a Little Help from My Friends in

in regards to my emails but I see some

of them I am aware of them I do get them

and we are sorting through them that's a

whole different Gall of fish right

there

my head went somewhere else why did my

head go somewhere

else as long as she sees life power and

good and continues forward with that she

shall no longer be

sad there are no Ducks here whatsoever

period that's enough said please refrain

from asking that

question there shall be no more talk

about that it's a poison no

subject and I will no longer be the

victim of

circumstances

I gota be careful with when I snap my

fingers because they do

manifest I don't need to say anything

but I will clear the room of all

darkness and bad

Tidings I know yes that's the detail

we're working on we're trying to sort

that out I know

look at this whes by's

transparent

nopar oh thank you very much thank you

very much

yes

note yeah that one's regular

Sonu but he's doing okay they're doing

okay I'm trying to do

things they are they are

blessed oh pardon me that just felt good

that was a soul belt just in a whole

mess of bad vibes just a mess of energy

just went out of me and I got a little

bit of a cleans from that so take that

as a good

[Music]

sign

my sing but I'll tell you what if I upon

reaching 100,000 subscribers and getting

a silver YouTube button I will be very

thankful for the blessing it shall be

very

good

time I'm doing the

Press

PR lunges and presses up up up up

there's your

joke

uh actually yes that is

[Laughter]

true cool thanks that's a

fetish cool than that's a

fetish that was

funny um I guess if anybody a Goan I

don't I never really went to in the

expansive detail Digimon dig digit

Monsters Digimon are real stupid Pokemon

Pock the monsters Pokemon are the

champions like

why nope I will not be I will not be

saying things out loud like loudly like

that because that would just bring on

manifestation that I am not looking to

manifest yeah Karma will see him fall

very

harshly he shall reveal himself to be

not when you shall have your your period

when the time is right I need not s my

fingers for

it

no that was a long time ago I have

progressed further matured since

then and we are taking things in a more

positive and safer work direction from

now on

period

on the one hand yes since it is also my

my fur my furco or my sry form

so I'd say interpret whatever meaning

you will from the calmness and bless of

this I'll tell you what here's a

suggestion holy blue

flame leave it on that you can meditate

on that take your time on that anyway

one more one more

[Music]

time

one more time I like to sing

song

ah H I will speak this for for that one

religious aspect as well as all

religious aspects the correct religion

is all good religions none the satanic

ones only those are positive lifeart and

righteousness and of course that does

include

Christianity

Islamic

Buddhism methodism and so forth the

zodiac signs Chinese calendar all that

they're all just individual pieces of

the bigger greater puzzle put them all

together find

the yeah prise me as Jesus or H is

Christ Chan or Christ Chan or

CHR take your pick it is

good yeah we broke up a long time ago

and you are

dead you get no that guy gets no

acknowledgement from me anymore

period give it time and and his faith

shall be renewed within his vision and

eyes and sight physically tangibly

everything it shall be so it is

D the friend there is

blessed the not sure I could say say

same about you with the with such a

screen name as that one

zap to the ex stream zap it up to the

stream we Zing up to this

stream

no

[Music]

oh has to be or not to be

a now I have not played that game within

this

timeline I am aware of the Guilty Gear

series though and it is quite decent and

good yes I am opening for

collaborations and further and it shall

be as as I mentioned on the previous

stream it shall be a consider it shall

be a Happ sance of don't call us we'll

call you

situation and just pretty much

like that and it shall be a whole pick

and shoose and we shall pick those that

VI good and well with

us but anyway that's Medallion number 20

as I have uh made the bow and promise to

do so I am so this is it for this little

lovely little Q&A I pray that you all

were able to enjoy and everything so

before I close

I

there shall be no commentary about

that the details had to be said in the

past tense to manifest what needed to be

because I did not want to be attacked

by

anybody that would have happened had

actually been able to make it to that

convention in that year matter was

from that him that who name shall not be

mentioned again

period or Joshua moon or

Isabella anyway let's clear the

air

[Music]

nope stop pretending anyway I do thank

you all for your continued patronage and

everything I shall see you all again

next stream

yall take care and have a blessed and

safe

day and that'll be the last one I

respond to everybody have a good safe

day or night depending on which part of

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====Highlights====

'''8:33:''' Chris claims that his autism "has been cured" through meditations and affirmations.

'''18:48''' Chris mentions [[Megan Schroeder]], saying that: "She was not a toxic hater."

'''23:03''' When asked about starting an OnlyFans, Chris claims to not know what that is but it is a possibility in the future.

{{Transcript}}

====Raw captions====
{{collapsible|Text from YouTube's captions|hey everybody yay and

merily right so tonight is a simple uh

Q&A live stream I'll be responding to uh

mainly the uh paid questions that pop up

and during which I'll be signing these

lovely certificates to authenticity and

hey look at that it's not

transparent and neither is this so we

got that sorted out pray everybody is

able to hear me okay through the

microphone is it loud enough is it loud

enough you better sing a song about it

because it might be loud

enough anyway so anyway with that being

said uh I'm and I grab a book to get get

one of these certificate of authenticity

to uh get

going getting on on that any let's see

today is uh the 10th of November anyway

just get my thoughts together and

everything as We Vibe out with positive

Good Vibes and everything it's so

good oh well thank you very much

for amazing day

anyway what do you

mean what mic muted let me look check

the audio

then testing one two three nope it's not

muted yes I like Fluttershy she's a nice

she's a lovely nice kind

Pony she's a lovely nice and kind

Pegasus anyway let me think

think I'm thinking about all those

things I could talk

about but yeah among all the details of

which uh I have thought about in further

meditate

upon while was during my time in jail

I've also expanded on the autobot team

of quickfi which y'all remember uh good

old Autobot

Sanu and that's Elena and Prowler of

course Bumble lumba and amarat they were

the main five

then we got four more cuz we have

combiner team as well and three of them

at human at human Partners aside from

Sonu and Chris there so yeah that's a

whole mess of other details going on

anyway let's

see can we please get some B commentary

at least we got that sorted

out

just anyway chill VI and stream bring BR

on positivity

everybody bless all of you it is

good anyway let me think what else is on

my

mind well there you go the first

activity of the night right there as far

as

the

anyway let me

think my brain just feels like freezing

up all of a sudden oh oh yes I did have

a good day today thank you very much

actually you know what that's a good

thing I can talk about my day today just

a little bit but not in too much detail

so ually today was just a kind of a busy

simple

day got up with I got up in the morning

listening to one of my favorite tracks

as was uh Olivia Newton John swis of

Fate really good really good song by the

way after all this time it still

is anyway so it's going on my day just

essentially um to blank down a little

bit uh so I had some breakfast I had

some uh

fruit okay good justed that work down a

little bit anyway so I have my breakfast

add some fruit and made I made an

omelette this

morning yeah this is a spicy omelette

with some salt and pepper I had an apple

banana and two

oranges and uh talk to my friends

everything's been going

good uh yeah mayonnaise just I'm not

totally a big fan of

mayonnaise

on that

part I try to avoid it because it's

fat well prophecy will come about

naturally through me just one my thought

process I'm connected with everything so

that's just the

whole

thing

oh um I have read Archie the Archie

Sonic long time ago I had I had like

most of the books but not all of

them yeah my autism for the most part

has been cured this through meditation

and

affirmations just everything has been

decent good about

that hly somebody had a rough day

themselves

I

mean well you care about your day we'll

care about our day and everybody car

about their day in their own way it's a

good

day anyway we

think oh right my day

oh M Christmas f is nov yay so I just

heard we had to go s D it for Christmas

wait oh do we do let's go sing in Dan

for Christmas Jesus is coming back Jesus

is coming back I am right

here yay

okay that was the first justen I was in

front

oh oh yes it was good to meet you that

day

too why is my head behind the uh

deal art Bon Sy

this the team that wins the Super Bowl

shall be the team that has earned it it

has been predetermined by Divine

fate and

goodness Rainbow Dash jar I don't

consciously know that what that is but

it sounds like it could be a jar with a

picture of Rainbow Dash on it

oh that makes

sense

ah because because PayPal was taking a

piece of the donation for

themselves so it's just essentially to

be sure I get some just to be make

sure we get a good we get a good

amount so just suffice to say sorry the

minimum has been raised but it's the way

it is with PayPal how taking a

cut it's like YouTube they take they

want to cut of they want their cut

money

anyway happy birthday to you thank you

for your support it is very good you are

kind yay it is good h any let me just

think my

dat um we'll do a stream one day in

regards to am Crossing New Horizons but

that's to be confirmed another day

another

time Mom and Dad is mine in

between and all that good stuff and let

me think just

um all right so I was talking about my

day so I have my breakfast and and uh

after that I uh sign I signed and add

line art onto the number of medallions

which of course they're all have mail by

the way the medallions they're back in

they're back in restart fully on the

Etsy

store I will answer that question once

and I will not answer it again upon

repeat but essentially I'll get back to

that question question it's a duly noted

question but

anyway it was essentially to get my it

essentially under one hand in

preparation of getting myself to avoid

having to anything to

do with getting with where I was going

to be in the first place because had I

gone to everfree Northwest I would have

been really interpretated by uh Isabella

and I would let me in jail over there in

Washington state or some

or

something they okay here we go that was

a good talk anyway let's back to on that

all

right all right so just essentially

there's that detail and of course no

would have uh St me in the back one way

or another as he did with refunding

everybody when he did not have to we had

the pictures and

everything so there's that detail or of

course you know uh his name who will not

be mentioned who lives on Turk

Street yeah he would have just uh been

really really beyond evil made things a

lot worse at at that point so yeah it

was just better that I just let fate

Divine planning happening so I

just pretty much went with an alternate

a distant alternate timeline and

accessing the memories of that self

counterart of mine and

just yep going through that I did what I

did get myself

so I'll get back to that question in a

moment essentially just make just

accepting the fate and let myself be in

be my jail for a couple of times to get

through all

that

he hey good guy I remember you you're a

good man you're all right anyway so uh

yeah essentially when it comes to jail

it's just essentially I was segregated

from all the other prisoners so

essentially just treat me like a neut a

just a neutral type of feeling I didn't

have to worry about being

uh bo by too many other prisoners I was

in my own cell I was mostly in the medic

I was mostly in the medical Wing just

that was a whole which that was a thing

so I didn't have to worry too much I

could meditate find my comol for a few

months I was in a different sale with a

bunch of other noisy neighbors within uh

the

booking so just that's the whole thing

there you're W you are very welcome so

as for the uh the St the gravel and

stones from the old from the old from

the old from the old s Temple and the uh

other

stones and the other stones of course

I'm not ening the question I'm going to

answer that question in a

moment it just essentially you got you

get a piece of energy from the old San

temple with everything in regards to the

metaphysical energy the portals and

everything and all that

so you get you get a blessing for

yourself in that as

essentially and a piece of the energy

all this good

stuff thanks you may me forget the other

previous big

question no I am not disclosing where I

am period and that is none of your

business

my brain were blank then the other

question tell about

different oh boy if in order for me to

do that that would be just a whole lot

time to think

about just essentially

yeah anyway how do

I

good

grief

okay oh actually yes there's some

positivity going around I'm I'm trying

to in I'm inspiring

that may I'm just trying to find a

previous

question everybody is H yeah just

essentially those that are in Palestine

they have fallen to the Ws of the demons

and Devils so they'll mainly be they're

mainly blessed they follow the light

light power and all that but can't

really save everybody because it's by

Divine premonition we're sorting out

rooting out every single toxic

individual getting and leaving them

behind now if I can just remember what

the other question was I'm trying to

find how do I access the Super Chat

history on this

thing how do I access super

chats oh you it was pretty good just uh

and I was not in prison I was in jail

there's a difference big difference no

prison just jail Central Virginia

Regional Jail Orange

County I did not make it

happened well if you want to say I made

it up that's fine but but that's not the

case but hey would you would you rather

want to end up being in jail in a nurse

date if you're going to end up a jail

anyway one way or

another hey at least I took it by the

horns I suffer for for all y'all sins in

that part and aspect I'll everything

happen there will be no comments in

regards to flutter and when she and I

and when she and I started talking and

everything that's of your

business I do not pretend I

am I have talked about this before and

you should and you should know this very

well and

seriously now I can

only oh them no excuse me a second now

um Megan was not totally a hotk hater

but she she was she was not

exactly right in everything she did and

just yeah that's a whole different kale

fish with those that have blocked me on

social media

because here's a detail which I feel

like should be

explained yeah of course I know Mighty

and Ray they're cool guys but

anyway yeah about those that bought me

that bought me on the internet just

essentially

everybody everybody is blessed and

everybody has has died of the Palestine

shall be regu res situated as they are

and all that is good will be with

between the 1218 and c197

Hales

anyway do question mark do thanks a lot

for distract

me

there's uh just whichever team wins is

going to win all right because

that cuz after all it's it's a foot it's

a football

game happy happy birthday happy birthday

I mean also it's just a

nerd if only I could actually get the

if only I can

only happy birthday happy

birthday anyway good

grief yes between magican criselle

Savana and Mewtwo I have found my true

on

sweetheart there I just answered that

question in

advance

anyway I wish it was like a i an I wish

I was like wa where how do I access the

history

chandelian um I don't consciously know

what that is but I'm certain that I'm

certain they're like good and kind

supporters and individuals in their own

right and

way okay please I'm not son I'm not Sonu

I'm Jesus Christ Chan Sonu Prime I'm you

call me Jesus Christine I'm not by

swapped with I'm not by swapped with

Sonu he's back in his body I've been

we've been back up back our respected bu

since February

2021

okay

anyway oh yeah I heard okay

see ah Scientology

um in regards to zenu and S in

Scientology that is just one

interpretation of of the greater details

but it's not necessarily going to be

totally in regards to the uh other

planetary species and the flying

saucers not everything that that guy got

in that book was totally

correct okay well I don't know who Aon

Aaron is but please feel better you are

blessed but essentially as going back to

the but all but all religions that are

that promote goodness light power and

everything are good and just the

majority of them are the bigger piece of

the just a piece of the bigger of the

bigger Ultimate Picture which is why I'm

I identify as multi-religious

and I'm open for the the positive

interpretations enlightenments from

everybody and everything

part me

Lassie I don't know about I don't know

what only fans is but it's a possibility

that's to be determined later

on anyway let me think to

remember yeah I'm not going to answer

everybody on

Twitter

just uh it's a lot of details and I got

my things going on and

everything I'm trying to remember oh

oh okay yeah hey copper I do remember

you I'm glad to see you're doing very

well on

YouTube uh we we'll we might do a collab

sometime but that's that's to be

confirmed I got a whole bunch of other

plans going on as well there that I'm

not going to going through right

now this guy that

guy

anyway

not everybody can be forgiven and just

Donald Trump is

Unforgiven I know that one is

ironic yeah tell you what that is a

detail I would only do in person cuz

likely that one is just pretending to be

Megan so she actually wants to reconcile

and everything well find each other in

person that's a whole different kill of

fish we're really really got the

priorities set and we're

not we're keeping our distance away from

the fakers in that if my bra remember

the previous questions how can I answer

wish I could have ACC to all the history

of those questions

oh oh nine non-binary ah you mean know

that I don't that don't identify as

either

gender um yeah there's like a few but

obviously stick with their birth gender

and whatnot the majority of them

do um well George Floyd he ended up on

the c197 half through his count through

his counterparts

body so that was just the thing of

course Jason David Davis Jason David

Frank I really Li to him as you know

Green Ranger he end up in his self

counterpart so he's literally the uh

present he's literally present Power

Ranger Iration that Tommy end up

[Music]

being you are blessed you are blessed

last

wait okay obviously it's not good time

to be doing

these

keep um I don't know about that but

there are there are functional toilets

in the bathrooms over there on the SE i7

have just

like yeah Cole is not a toxic hater he

just had like some really bad rough

times with his uh

family which G pal I mean I just uh one

answer is

obvious although I'm opting rather or

not to say her name or not because I

don't want to I don't want to have

anybody trying to bug her or

anything but yeah do I do have one in

mind all right well you just pretty much

shied out for yourself hey good luck on

your shiny on your Shiny Pokemon

hunting

happy birthday happy birthday

F

fos anyway D my brain

just obviously this is not a good time

to be signing all certific

authenticity I'm trying at least I

signed a few at least I'm signing a few

of

them just it's one thing to focus on

these certificates authenticity while

I'm focusing on the questions and

everything

oh um we'll get back to you on we'll see

about that if you contacted us through

the uh Gmail that was provided we'll let

you

know it just doesn't it's premature all

right G5 is not meant to be existent yet

and I'm not going to see it at all until

after Generation 4 friendship is Magic

season 14 episode 26 is made and aired

and everything with all the other

episodes

beforehand and that just felt like a

whole lot of

words you I will not present any further

details about uh what I we have in the

process which uh will only go towards

talking

about with directly with Nintendo

themselves that's a whole different

thing anyway I'm not going to give

anybody spoilers in the risk of any

parodies or

anything um no there is no sonichu the

Werehog and quickfill

period

all right there you go you got they did

that

just good guy any

just what was the

routine I have no idea what you're

talking

about on a few of these a few all

this oh I think you mean like uh fan you

mean like fan art and all that

um definitely we definitely got to put

that PO boot that PO boot I have made

available soon enough for like fan art

and positive

mail and uh obviously uh Digital Arts

can be sent to the Gmail address that

was

provided

anyway oh great apape it's hard to it's

just try to focus on one thing or

another and then it's like I

got I don't know what a I don't know

what that kind what that kind of toilet

is I don't know what that kind of toilet

is all right

I mean I know what bday is one thing

yeah son Frontiers is a good game I just

haven't played through the entirety of

it you're your uh

partner shall come to you at the right

time you can't rush

it you are

welcome anyway just I'm trying to

remember my brain everywhere

I give I can cure autism but the

attention deficit disorder is just a bit

still that's older to kill

fish hello hey

guys have

as I mentioned earlier I am not

single I married to Magic Chan criselle

Sana meww

Prime

anyway good grief I thought focus on one

thing and then my shift my f sh my focus

shifts and then just I

got put this back all the way down light

part

I'm not

pretending I am I have literally

meditated on this we have talked about

this

before it's hard to talk about Dragon

Ball since I don't really watch too much

of it but I am quite aware of it and I

have seen some of

it

uh yeah I feel like he's quite decent

I've heard the things he has

done now if you're talking about

redheaded individuals with red hair and

freck red freckles they are individuals

they are not necessarily a race of

people

and as I said before we're not really

doing verbal shout

outs at least not to the majority I'm

just a oh there's that question that's

been in the chat feed for a while

finally came up no he can't too arrogant

that guy he's just Donald Trump is just

never Donald Trump is just not going to

get he's going to get left behind with v

Putin and everybody just going to fall

the fire and brimstone with the red

dragon that is Russia I mean Russia is L

the country of Russia is literally the

present day B

Babylon I do not know who that is and

I have certainly have not met

him yes my mental health is quite well

thank you very much for

asking still not quite perfect I mean it

goes along with they mainly the

attention deficit disorder but then of

course I'm linked with everything so

obviously you going hear me speaking

tongue and all

that there are no Devil's worshippers in

Ukraine and and there are there are only

very few of

them and essentially this individual

that pretend to use the name of the guy

that's literally going to be left behind

worse and fallone in the fire Brimstone

so yeah that's his old thing

anyway I bless that I bless the

gentleman whose name was mentioned in

the in the feed just a moment ago thank

you not viir Putin either no yep no he

will fall he will die by his own sword

literally

anyway yes I have played son Frontiers

some of it but not all of it I had not

made it to the first island

yet I've been so busy with a whole bunch

of other details and things and

everything I've been able to play that

game that

much oh that's another question yeah I

don't know when I'm going to watch

digital circus I mean that's to be

confirmed and when I when I feel like

watching it I'll watch it but I have I

still have not watched it

yet so yeah that was just yeah all right

so that question came back

[Music]

finally all right you know what F wish

wish there you go there's that there's

your one reference to

that oh my head

is happy birthday dude happy

birthday I'm trying to think my brain is

just excuse me a

second

let me

think all right

anyway your friend is blessed and just

essentially you know what a lot of

autistic individuals they are blessed

just hey you know what on that topic I

mentioned uh

your uncle is blessed

anyway and I I rebuke wait I rebuke the

AE

there my brain just went blank

thanks

okay

oh just like you know those guys are

really epic stupid but they want believe

that's their thing and it's just like so

there's just l so stupid they believe

that that they're stupid as they they go

their stupid ideology and whatnot is fat

when it's really not so yeah they're

Lucid

stupid that's the thing and plus it's a

rhyme scheme you know Lucid stupid kind

of

rhymes

okay the Poke all right so the poked

entries for Rosie Rose Sho fosa son Sonu

metonic and respectively is 978 979 980

981 982 and

983 and I'm not acknowledging that

comment just

now thank you very much thank

you let's think

about a long time ago some a long time

ago in the galaxy far for away this

thing I

was um they areny drink I have not um I

don't know who that

is and the other

question now lots of good assigned life

updates and everything with the

metaphysical details and

locally just

no tring find any

on you know speaking of cosplays I'm

just going to mention this right now so

I have heard that some individuals we're

cosplaying as Barbara which I really

really really do not like that at all

period

just where my phone at where I oh there

it is just essentially because the way

you are all portraying her in your

cosplay in the way of uh just

essentially being a

bad indivi being

uh very being old old lady when y'all

should know better she was more than now

she's had quite the life in history

working at

uh working at first North American

National Bank and

everything I mean shoot you know I mean

y'all don't know too much history about

Barbara just uh just everything she left

at and just run to I mean if y'all going

to cosplay as Barbara I say dress up as

her when she was something when she was

a lot nicer and more more successful I

mean there's a lovely

old there's a nice lovely old picture of

her all right if you want to cosplay as

Barbara try to look like that it's a

good

outfit anyway just let y'all know about

that and she was part she was part of a

magic act also with her with her

ex-husband that that's that's a

different C fish but but she was quite

the financial successful businesswoman

working with the individuals

and whatnot so yeah oh any actually yes

we are bringing the custom amiibos

around they'll be available soon enough

we're working on 3D print options focus

camera

Focus why did I worry all of a

sudden focus camera focus a there we go

that's a little

better thank you thank you very much

focusing all right

now oh actually yes but you want mainly

buy The Medallion through the Etsy store

and they'll and it connects with the

PayPal feet and everything that's does

the donations to the

stream all talking about my day I did

the medallions and I was like being

focusing on all that and I play I'm of

course I'm also playing amoc Crossing

daily

just

actually yes I am very busy answering a

lot of prayers I

mean billions of prayers do you think

about that you think I can answer them

all at once no we have that's why we

have many individuals doing

that the merge will H merge is happening

it's in progress to completion will

happen shortly from

now

I believe you're talking about a video

game a video game I've have heard a

little bit about that it came up in my

live stream I believe somebody among my

subscriptions did live that that so but

yeah I don't think I'm G to be playing

that game yet I am I am doing that I'm

doing that just I haven't really given

it further conscious I've been so busy

with a lot of other things I mean shoot

you think this is this easy back in

Jerusalem when I was Jesus Christ way

back when now it's just hard it's hard

it was hard to focus didn't think

especially when finding myself and all

and all that then everything else that

goes on outside that and all throughout

the multitude lives I had since

then thank you very much thank you thank

you

anyway I me you think about the perfect

life back then no you think that

everything was so Punky do I me sh yeah

just like no I'm not pretending we stuff

that

anyway just shoot it's not perfect as it

says I mean yeah obviously the Bible is

Holy and good but it's meant to be a

basis it's meant to be a guide a guide a

simp a simple guideline book essentially

eventually everybody is meant to think

outside

that there is nothing there's no

blasphemy and the ones that are far from

Heaven would be those that are closed up

close minded to the details and all that

and as for all right so our commissions

we're going to be getting those up soon

enough just when I'm ready to actually

do our commissions why do I have to be

so busy making medallions all the time

we're Outsourcing and

everything all

right you are blessed you are

blessed

okay

I'm already a go I'm already God it's I

kind of need to be president but I

appreciate

that the guy pretended to be Vladimir

Putin just no don't just I mean I know

you're not actually that guys is this

yeah no you're

not

nope why do we have to have all

these

ow ah I see ah in reference

yeah oh

yeah essentially it's um all right let

me answer one question at time I don't

know this game I have not played it and

I don't think I'm going to play it right

now but

anyway but yeah essentially it's like

you know the gods and gods that people

have been praying to they pray to them

that are subsidiaries but they all

breathe they all pray to one God one

deity and that so God that was that

exist through and Beyond the core and

Matrix of our universe and

timeline and I have the one that's

direct connection to all that and then

some maybe that's to be confirmed

another day maybe question's coming in

so fast so fast I'm trying to get my

mind calm and

everything

hello

anyway but yeah just being the one

Avatar of all existence not

easy I just answered that question we

are going to be making the custom

amiibos

yes we're looking into that we it's

spending on that when we have that

perfected we will be adding them to the

Etsy store soon

enough

well happy anniversary to

you you're

welcome I can't always I can't always

always

be in a positive state of mind or calm I

can get overwhelmed just like every

single other god and goddess can

literally not perfect but

still

all right anyway gods and God we gods

and goddesses are not perfect okay but

we all work together as best we can we

serve as best we can that's why yeah you

know hey one God cannot literally do

everybody around all the billions

billions of people that's why we have

like you know that's why there's like

multiple gods and goddesses but there

can only be one Avatar of all existence

literally

you know what I don't care really I'm

GNA I am answering this question I don't

really care low cal It's just hey if

y'all want to laugh anybody at at their

expens that's your thing but hey at

least I don't have to worry about

that well that's okay yes you may you

may cosplay as me as I was in the old

Ralph Lauren in the old Ralph Lauren

short shirt or look alike that's okay

it's

good

you both are

blessed I mean shoot you think

everything

is

um the comment

section thankk you

thany you guys are

blessed try to

focus how many times that question we

got I already asked I already answered

that question I said

yes

anyway oh my

head anyway so anyway so I've been so I

was looking forward to another Q&A

session um so I thought I was going to

be able to uh focus on science of type

authenticity happy birthday thank you

obviously obviously during live stream

it's not the best time to be signed

certificates authenticity but at least

you know that I do personally sign them

and

[Music]

that just feel like from now one in

future streams I definitely need to have

a better plan in advance for that

oh cutting your grass is not

murder it's like cutting hair all right

you're just cutting hair of the earth

it's okay to cut

grass it's okay to M your l on I mean

after all who wants uh tall tall grass

blocking a path in the

fields his soul and his children are are

blessed and shall be guided better and

well as they need to and self-defense

and

future I appreciate the compliment but

uh I'm not going to exactly hook up so

easily because I'm already taking and

smoking

[Music]

[Music]

for yes thank you very much I'm doing

the best I can between metaphysic ality

and right here on Earth and everything

physically and

everything everything everywhere I

once yes we've already done that

but we had just done

that so many details many

questions think our

going

oh ah my predictions have occur I mean

you guys you mean just think about it

there a lot of predictions have here I

mean just while I prophesized in book 10

a lot of details have been manifested

literally I mean oh yeah just look at

this we actually did have a we did have

a virus that we end and That vaccine was

developed for it more recent years that

end up going to the that end up going to

the Future for to get the cure for and

going back for the Cure with the Cure

where to prevent that happening on the

SE i7 half I'll definitely consider

watching I'll definitely consider

watching digital circus but that's a

whole for cattle of fish right there

upon when and what how and what feeling

I'll have when I

do L that's uh we are continuing on the

Nan series we are going to we are doing

the books and I'm working we're looking

on we're expanding it's just a slow

process I'm going to I'm going to

Outsource and have other peoples we're g

to have we're going to have cabs and

everything but that's just the it's only

with trusted individuals and that's to

be confirmed the details that'll be

revealed later

on feel a little tired right

now

open oh boy that's

a thing um they would work to get her

Sonu and

Goku I'm just going to go ahead and just

go

through the other Super Chat

comments I'm sorry I just feel a little

fatigued right now but I'm I'm okay but

doing the best surviving move

forward remain

optimistic anyway so got happy birthday

here happy birthday

Tim just going to the Super Chat I feel

like I just want to finish this

early is right uh what um he's Soni

Prime is neutral but we're signing with

Israel really I don't know know I have

I'm aware of Chainsaw man I just have

not watched or SE seen

it it's my it's personal choice all

right my choice and

just hey Jesus Jesus you know what I

mean and all the other names and

variation all the other names that means

the same thing as I was way back when

all right anyway I do appreciate all of

you very much just and thank you all for

coming we will have another Q&A stream

soon enough or I'll just have another uh

uh maybe maybe maybe next time I'll play

some Anal Crossing news Horizons but

that's to be confirmed

anyway okay interpretation

oh oh right

right same individual same individual

just different names all right right

anyway same God it's different names

happy birthday happy birthday all right

anyway all of you all take care and

thank you all very much for contined

support and blessings and all of you all

are

[Music]

blessed cuz Jesus Christ of Nazareth was

the Avatar of all assistance and I am

the one Avatar of all assistance

literally anyway thank you all so much

you and every one of y'all have a

blessed and safe day thank you}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

November 2023 livestreams

2023-11-15T18:18:57Z

Zillachu: /* Medallion Moulding Q&A */

These are '''livestreams filmed by Chris in [[November 2023]]''', influenced by [[Praetor]].

==Medallion Moulding Q&A==
Chris makes some [[Medallions]] while reading some questions in the chat. As with [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4|the previous stream]], the chat and comment section is mainly full of [[Weens|weens]] saying various outdated memes and quotes such as "#1 BARBUSSY ENJOYER." The stream made over $600 from donors, although the actual amount may be lower due to donations being refunded or charged back.

===Video===
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| name = Medallion Moulding Q&A
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| stardate = 3 [[November 2023]]
| subject =
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| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt = {{theclassic2.0|text}}
| previous = [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]]
| next = [[Simple Existential Q&A]]
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====Description====
{{quotebox|Support the stream: [''links to Streamlabs'']}}
====Highlights====
{{Transcript}}

'''10:09:''' Chris gets upset over a green screen error saying it bugs his OCD.

'''13:40:''' Chris loses it over getting called Ian, fueling the weens in the chat.

'''25:50:''' Chris confirms he still hates MLP G5 and will not watch the movie until G4 Season 14 Ep 26 is aired.

'''28:32:''' Chris tells the audience that Jacob Sockness is dead after a ween pretends to be him.

'''29:08:''' Chris gives a blessing to fellow lolcow Daniel Larson.

'''1:04:55:''' Chris shouts out a fake sponsorship from Welches fruit snacks as there is no chance he would ever get a real sponsorship.

'''1:14:42:''' Chris does an abysmal impression of Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas.

'''1:36:42:''' Chris does an abysmal Cartman impression, nearing the level of horrible to his infamous Donald Duck impression.

'''1:41:35:''' Chris struggles to remember Cryzel Rosechu's age and goes through mental gymnastics to say she's over 20 when according to Chris was 14 when he got "married" to her.

'''1:50:40:''' Chris becomes silent and looks very uncomfortable when a ween donor accuses him of raping Barb.

====Raw captions====
{{collapsible|Text from YouTube's captions|hey

everybody Prime here

got any one thing it's a million things

why is this

thing who

my what is

that no I don't think so it had to do

with

this audio set up oh gra oh great now my

body is partially

transparent that's funny anyway Hello

everybody welcome to this uh what is

going on with

the okay this got bu My OC this is my bu

my OCD unless I do

something what is

that okay let's do

I know what to

do that's a little

better I

yeah yeah we're working on my

moderations and modifiers and all that

in regards to uh certain

comments that's another

detail I got this

thing three most important people in my

life you know what

um um past tense as opposed to present

tense I am going to say I am going to

say

uh Mom and Dad count them as one

individual and uh let's

see um

um I guess yeah Tiffany

and I will eventually be open for

commissions but that'll be but I will

make the announcement officially when I

am ready to do

commissions

every nobody needs to be

condemned I'm so gonna have to figure

this

out that's another detail I'm trying to

get to that I'm trying to say Here There

Will no be there will be absolutely no

shout outs any more during any streams

or in general you want to know why

because I am aware I am aware that some

of these people that I've been asked to

shout out to have quite the CRI criminal

pass so it's like shoot you want ask me

to give a shout out

for if you want to ask me to give me a

I'm shoot if I'm gonna give a shot to

anybody at this point I might as well

give a shout out to Tom crate Y2K

despite what he did over I mean just

what he did over five years ago

now there that's the only one you'll get

from me for this

time all right

anyway details is e closer but yeah what

we are doing tonight addition to uh

q q and a in addition to just the q& a

details I'm going to be molding

the do

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stes okay yeah make control comment on

all that yada

yada oh

well blers blunders and live stream just

why not it's okay it's all

right

anyway there is no Ian there will be no

addressing of anybody by the name of Ian

because there is no Ian here

period all right

anyway got do

something green screen

detail

anyway anyway

so excuse me

one right

later okay all right but anyway yeah

this video is

mainly uh

I'd have to say it's uh I had to say

within the within Malachi and the

revelations just uh both of those books

entirely no just no

no anyway I'm not going to acknowledge

every single uh paid comment especially

those that are bad I have made myself

very clear on that anyway I'm going to

go take safe for work wow even a clay

I'm using is

transparent happy

birthday there that's all you

get I'm not I'm sticking with my

boundaries on everything anyway so as

you

can another time not right now maybe

I'll do a stream where I do watch that

but obviously will not be right now okay

but for tonight I'm doing qu q&as so I'm

taking questions and

answers you're welcome

anyway and just I'm mainly doing paid

questions and paid questions I'll be

answering those and I might tell a St I

might tell a random story or two just

whatever I have

feeling oh yeah I've heard

19989 album from ter ter it's it is

really good I like

it

anyway so right anyway with the

medallions there were I made that very

clear and I'm saying this once as I have

said before it's in the record straight

that never ever

happened

earrings all right just I three

piercings simple

piercings ah my day has been very good

thank you

Austin Austin Austin Austin Austin house

I give you that one because that was

funny and cute anyway um

so

um I'll have to meditate get back to you

on that but right right now we are doing

things

right you're call him no Trump is evil

he's pure

evil he goes down like Donald Trump

period

oh

and oh I see what you're good at that in

reference to uh yeah the war between

Palestine the only one delusional one

here is you pretend to be my half

brother in New York City

City

that's to be confirmed uh that's uh

another detail sort out later but anyway

so anyway so I'm molding the medallions

in these lovely molds that were

made this one is made of this Medallion

and they I have the other mode which the

other medallions do which you'll get to

see the results of these moldings at

least the outline all

consider

yeah I'm not doing shout

outs I'll give you a happy birthday at

the same time as whatever name

appears on the screen there but that's

about it

um no just

no uh how I give me some more brain

bending brain teasing type of questions

are

I already said once I'm not repeating to

myself never happened it never happened

okay

anyway anyway so I will respond I will

not be responding to some

commentary just regards to their

content

all right thank

you thank you

Ma see something like that that was nice

that was positive long nose long big

nose oh yeah I watched your oh yeah I

like your channel I like your channel

dude yeah I mean d what um DM DM me on

Twitter and we'll see what we can be

arrange because I do appreciate you and

uh and your friends ining uh the one

that the one that voices uh the one that

originally originally voiced tails in

your channel and of course I love Sona

and the group really good

stuff

slop okay that's actually that's just

stupid that's just dumb funny dumb funny

how dumb was it it was so

dumb

well that'll be conf that'll be

confirmed if then when it does happen I

shall uh find out for myself in whatever

video if it's officially on the

consoles nope I never heard that

individual fun thing it's like as if the

clay

is shiny shiny that's

funny I can do that

yes bless you Luke you are good

individual continue to follow life power

righteousness and good happy birthday

happy birthday to you happy birthday

fos oh that reminds me just I love that

random thing I did in that one video I

did

just boobydoo boobydoo random thing

[Music]

random I thought I forgot something I

forgot the Rings for these I'll be right

back one second um yeah good series good

video game

yeah

okay I got the Rings the male rings that

go into the medallions these particular

medallions H obviously I don't dedicate

all my time to but when I do I

definitely get in on painting the wow

how transparent his skin let me see if I

can do something about

that

um wa let me

try

um a little

bit Ah okay perfect that's a little

that's a lot better

okay where did the things

go where the where's the history where

did all that

go what the freak happened here

something H hang on one second let me

check a

detail

five okay here we

go um well I will not say I will not be

calling out any names but um this guy

here that was whose name just appeared

on the screen and

that ah spiritually connected on one day

to another eventually yes because I

personally blessed these medallions even

the one that I I do put I do personally

paint a lot of these and yet um there's

outreaching and going on

and

yeah I like us may too she's very she's

very cool let me try turn that light

down

and

oh you know what I can answer that by

way really quick

web bam well best as you can see it

despite the green screen yeah here it is

yeah cursed words are not

great um I don't know what tnd D

is just I don't know what TD is anyway

so I finish my D is made to go into this

melt tin and I warm up in the uh

oven maybe after I I'll give it some

thought and consideration but that's a

whole different thing right there it's a

whole different

thing anyway so that being

said um I don't typically watch hockey

so I'm not consciously aware of hockey

players the only one I'm really aware of

is Wayne

Gretzky

H all right Barbara's doing okay Safe

Life well and healthy back at the old

place wherever that is wherever as

opposed to wherever I

am

anyway anyway really using the

traditional clay this is not Model Magic

we're not using that on

these no absolutely not G4 I'm not

watching anything G5 until after myo P

friendship is Magic season 14 episode 26

is aired

period uh favorite song Still Sonic Boom

Sega CD long version at the end credits

I like that all

time I'm working these

here there you tell me

look good how about

um eat a

bun H I'll post it soon enough I just

haven't got around to it yet I've been

really busy and I just been drained by

lots of things in the metaphysical my

metaphysical workings and

everything oh no nobody actually visited

me in jail at all on that note period so

you can put that rumor like to rest you

can lay that rumor to

rest thank you but I'm afraid I can only

appreciate you as a kind individual and

platonically okay unfortunately this is

why listen do this guy

talk

yeah okay this is why I got do

five

five anyway working on me and I'll

take I'm taking the questions and I'm

just doing as I

feel I told you what it was I told you

the truth nothing happened

period um I have not I don't know what

that is consciously I do not consciously

know what that

is yeah

um we have more we have every single

individual in a variety of music between

both halves of our

Earth NOP you're dead you're gone you're

dead period bye-bye clean goodbye you're

long dead I'm never saying your name not

even in justest Period never even say

I'm never saying that name again you're

dead that guy's dead anyway

oh yeah I've

uh yeah I've

I've uh down I've I've tone down the

number of my friends on my

game there I say PR to this guy for that

guy faster than light in time

anyway there's no Curtis

here anyway there you go you see the

other Med

mode now I can appreciate that these get

moded and under my approval as

well you're

welcome um

anyway ah the extra extraterrestrial

individuals from throughout the cosmos

the space um they're just about as good

as good of individuals and creatures as

any other

really you know

what speak for yourself

guy just simply speak for

yourself thank

you

that is none of your business about

where I live I'm keeping that Offline

that is strictly

personal well that's to be confirmed uh

you just uh we take we'll take

applications uh later when I make when I

we'll take applications through the

Gmail I'm G put that in the queue for

later that thought I just had anyway

thank you

Kimba thank you Kima I mean

Simba happy happy birthday you are very

blessed yes you

are oh um yeah we're working on that

just that's another detail we got

multiple multiple details sorting out

um yeah yeah just well when we get

around to actually further doing on the

Minecraft everybody will be brought in

and to work now we have a lot we have

received very good responses to that I

am very

grateful I let the snow lights out the

Pokeball and it's a shiny snor lats snor

lats you think

I you think I actually left reality no

it's just what is reality anyway I mean

you never really thought about it

personally

um yeah no

comment all those that submit their

submit their responses to their

Minecraft server we'll be we'll get

response soon enough we've just been

busy with many many other

things you will find life you will live

find love someday in some like guy dark

B you

will you just got to follow light power

path and uh

[Music]

everything

anyway

I I am somewhere safe everything is good

you do I'm not going to be any more

specific than that and if you don't see

my car in Ruckersville that means I'm

not there so that's to whole two plus

two half

problem you know what I will say one

thing so you know what it's like that

one it's like I'm making a reference

here to a certain uh MLP fan F fan fan

animation on that's on YouTube just like

you know it's as if Celestia had

banished B

banished rainbow and Pinkie Pie to the

Moon in favor of prince in favor of her

in favor of Luna answering

questions you know what this Rainbow's

response just it's similar to my

response h jok's on you it's safer in

here good luck with the comment

section yeah that's another detail play

random mat memory yeah I go out of jail

I made it to Gateway it took y'all

literally a whole month before actually

taking any pictures of me and I've

actually been to a couple of places

before Rashi revealed myself to the

individuals there you know just I I mean

just telling them who I telling them who

I was it's like nobody it's like nobody

actually that's and that's another

detail entirely right there you couldn't

have just approach me say hello kindly

you had to really take pictures without

my permission or consent

whatsoever and do

that thank you just thank you

anyway I still laugh that fact took all

month before y'all even did that that

was a dumb

thing yeah no I don't know I don't know

them I don't know you

so

I

you yes I already did say a prayer to

him for

him working

on this

Medallion oh yeah I have seen the second

Side movie I thought it was pretty

good quite decent uh of course you know

I L really like from the first movie

just so as I crash question of cold dark

wats the Pacific I realized a few things

I back that I'll come back to that

question m a i had no idea where I'm

going B soft water stings c i shouldn't

even be here right now but I am why

because you shot

me I'll take down to consideration you

sh I'm I'm going there's a fish on my

head and clearly on the get just done on

my

own I am not I am not Liberty to State

specifically where or what I am but just

know I'm safe alive and well and

everything otherwise I would not be

doing this live stream right

now I played some side Frontiers just

have not played completely through even

the fir even the the the original

game I've been busy with a whole M other

details some

things

me

ah I like oh Scotland's pretty Scotland

is a cool country I give you that but

anyway I'd like to visit uh London

England no none I get all the I get all

the donations and just they really

needed considering what I need to have

done like I I mean I I I want to get

more traditional frames and they get my

eyes real check um well I would sample

your music at least um that's a question

I gota come back to and also I got D I

have D work I need to get taken care of

so that's well think all right so first

off music dra genre I like all kinds of

music really but um I guess if anything

I like uh I really like just pop music

just something with a really good beat

that I can dance to and like and all

that yeah I'm not I'm not saying much

more than what I've already said about

her period I

mean she has a right to her own privacy

in life as well period oh thank you

anyway oh favorite color Barry charge

blue I've mentioned that before my

favorite color and shade is battery

charged

blue

in particular it's the shade of my san

form's preferred

color no and while I was in jail I was

segregated from the other prisoners so I

didn't really have a so much of a social

life inside jail but at least the

details and all that were fair I I

enjoyed the kosher tray and I actually

did very well on the kosher tray I

enjoyed fish on Friday that was good

that was a good deal and I really like

tofu I know personally I prefer the

white tofu a lot better than a brown

tofu despite me me knowing that the

white tofu is supposed to be reminiscent

of chicken and the brown tofu is

reminiscent of

beef but yeah I like

tofu excuse me one second I gotta warm

up some more some more clay for these

Medallion I'll be right back after these

massages

and we're back everybody

and

gamble because they did a

thing

joke

[Music]

anyway I'm holding the sign you a figure

right right here and we have this little

lovely

PR one right here as well an ominous

individual oh turn the mic up turn the

mic up turn the mic

up darn I'll fix that later turn the mic

let me see no the mic okay the mic

volume is okay check in the mic check in

the mic one two one two okay check in

the mic check in the mic one two one two

check in the mic check in the mic

all right anyway all right so everybody

can sing and dance for Christmas about

that we have confirmed the might still

works all

right all right anyway

um next

one

yeah well we are working on the

Minecraft server we just like I said

we've been really really busy

lately another detail another thing

everybody likes to

sing

anyway right when

I oh drawing in

email I don't have Splatoon three I may

consider it I just haven't got amount to

that point

yet

eras I don't know what Aras is

consciously and I would

believe yes it did happen

okay yes and yes and not right now

they're working out on the B but savann

rosu is here in the room with me

I would say she her with respect and

kindness like you would Dr Wolf's wife

his lovely lady

okay but anyway just everybody to their

own individual details and all

that I read a little bit of it I read a

little bit of it I haven't read the

entire

thing

yeah the race cars are yeah the race

cars are pretty

cool my earlier

thought that's GNA to get fits

later Soder

Soder is there Cherry Soder on that

Soder

Island oh yeah I have tried makeup

before and just it it tends to yeah blue

eyes Shadow I've actually done that

before it's really good I have done

fingernail polish and coloring my nails

before but I do so much physical work it

just it sends slip up all the

time

hello there I say hello to that guy's

friend

without being too

specific okie dokie have a good

night

everybody yeah oh up all up against need

not we have exping experience levels and

we will pick up on those that have the

best vibration and authenticity within

themselves uh that's to be

confirmed uh has not been decided just

yet uh likely it'll be private at first

and then made public

later the only Electronics I had in jail

was an amfm

radio and it was a j wind

brand it looked like an

iPod of all time Sonic

CD

thank

you

um presently I'm uh doing work in amimal

Crossing New Horizons and I have played

some psych superstars in recent

days I also enjoy I also enjoyed life of

strange True

Colors it certainly will not be drump

he's staying in jail forever

period oh first day I got

out um I adjusted to my new life

where I was at the

time everybody is already in the on the

scene 97 half whether it be through

their self-c counterparts or from their

from their former self-c counterparts

that were alive there that are living

here ah oh yes there will be more and

more other individuals but Le s he lived

back in the days he was born in uh uh

I'm trying to remember it counts

backwards

uh

phos name Le is really really really

really old he was born within the 300s

BC within that

century and he lived for happy birthday

happy birthday happy

[Music]

birthday and he lived for hundreds of

years within his uh with his in this

Village that was not far from the

ultimate Emerald

Shrine thank thank you very

much and he was and he was uh my he was

my friend

and and on Earth's metaphysical guide on

Earth as in addition to uh you know

Emanuel and all the other gods and

guyses uh back when I was Hy Christ back

when my brain my brain trying to blank

out on me good

grief anyway um but yeah he essentially

had the closest links to the uh

everything that there there is and was

and would have been back

time no kameha there you go there's no

cursing because I know that draw it does

like draw back on me

there yeah only plays there you go yeah

there you go that guy

[Music]

yeah

yeah uh I do not know who that is and it

sounds like that would not be too great

of a resulting time

and considering the alternate timelines

yeah

oh we have a poot set up I will reveal

that later on on my I reveal that later

on when we are when we are ready to do

so

yeah yeah they've already done that for

me and I I don't have to stream them but

yeah I mean empathy in itself is a

superpower

period anyway H where was I bring oh

yeah Lees uh but yeah he's really really

old he uh end up moving forward uh after

uh a while after my resurrection back

when I jus back when I was Jesus Christ

and all

that you're acknowledged guy you're

acknowledged

anyway he was really really connect he

was very very connected with everything

metaphysical she says hello she says

hello back to

you Hello

darling yeah

anyway that'll be the PO boot which I

will reveal later

on

thank you thank you very

much

you yeah I mean but still I mean the the

similarities and differences are obvious

between the two mods but

still oh yeah

just okay but I mean that's all right

he's from

verse yeah well that's funny I can't

remember what you did to me either

Anan I don't know about your

game I don't know about your game as

opposed to other games that have

been bought to my conscious attention in

this

timeline and all the others that are in

my unconsciousness that would take a

long way

oh

hey I'll definitely take that in

consideration yes thank you very much

y'all have pretty good fun shows here

watch

[Music]

um yes yes he has been re he has been he

had been reincarnated

and he's actually on the side of good

right now and I sh I forgot the other

question

um I have not been play many xbot games

recently and I've been have not been

much on the PlayStation 4 I've been

really very busy with life and

everything

yes yes it

is why why not I

mean there's a lot more I have so much

more document about me as a as a as

opposed to my past self that H as Jus

Christ yeah well the Call's coming in

from inside your house

house um at at this point

no but just she had she's safe she's uh

managing and now she getting to know her

neighbors a little better back at the

old

place I've actually been feeling pretty

good more positive and more spir and

more spiritually satisfied and

everything it has been working out for

the more positive I really it's like you

know I should the old place some time

ago I mean just like

everybody I can't really say not on top

of my head there's a variety of Music

aside from Terror Swift it will take me

a while it would take me a while to

actually meditate on that actually

remembered that yeah stop pretending to

be my dad he's alive on the se7 half as

a s sh

physically and you are not him so stop

pretending stop

pretending

okay well you're saying it it's

funny made me it made me laugh inside a

little

bit can we please get this guy out

here

anyway um see I believe I talked

about quite a bit I mean I feel like I

covered that PL enough I mean

just that'll do for now um but yeah what

else is on my mind what else is coming

into my mind I'm thinking I'm

thinking

okay maybe later I'll check maybe later

I'll check it

outram well that's to be confirmed um

send me the uh send the link to my Gmail

and I'll give it a look

later

no

comment not quite all right still this

do do

yes more than times I've been I've

literally been throughout the

Multiverse the point is to Cal down and

not be so high in stress so then Focus

can be better

achieved yes thank you very much thank

you

your closest best friends are

blessed you want sure M I'm working on

it um I believe I already did I already

told you my favorite song of on time of

all time I guess you want to do a song

for me go with uh liby Newton John's

twist of

fate hello h hello hello hello B

Lassie and all the Irish

Adent um that's to be confirmed

um that would count as a commission

really but that's when I open up for

commissions I will take that make that

an

option happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday happy

birthday

yeah will you pleas not pretend to be Mr

C you're not him go somewhere else

faker

yeah I've heard that guy he's actually

decent I'd consider

it yeah I hav't I don't know about that

show but thank you

anyway oh

yes

um well we're working on that later

there will be collab projects to be

revealed and participating in later on

it just hasn't

been

huh hanging their names on the Christmas

tree evolving as they can

see

yeah well don't pretend to be me but you

are blessed as

well anyway oh boy all right I gotta

make I got to warm some more clay I'll

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everywhere and about the much enough few

I I open this bag

there we

go yeah I know who that is and just

that's a whole different kill of fish

right

there absolutely not he changed his ways

he saw the error of his

ways I mentioned it

earlier I enjoy all

genres except heavy metal and there's

one exception from that which would be

death clock's Thunder horse and that's

on my

playlist there was no replacing me

period the one that's been replaced by

anybody is you by your own perspective

and perception of

yourself Toyota Tacoma 2009 yada yada

yada

um that's I'm not sure I'd have to

reread that and think about that I'll

read it

later happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday happy

birthday happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday

anyway

oh um I'm not picky but I'd say blue

fruit snacks are pretty good cuz then

they could be blueberry

flavored

oh he has many times before and I have

seen the episode ohy poopy Butthead got

whole expansion of his character

revealed in that

show oh

we

yeah

yeah the yeah Karma and everything good

and light power and righteous is already

given them their

D okay I'll give you that I'll try to

give you that one if I

can't I mean just essentially I'm doing

the molding on the the in the mold

plate

y just

y my brain just went somewhere else why

am my brain go somewhere

[Music]

else very good yep you are blessed you

are blessed anyway

what

I dressed up in a fun Sonic costume for

a little

bit just for a little

bit that's yeah that depends on how open

he would be for the light powered and

righteousness and

good anyway here's another

one be oh oh big is my head oh big is my

head I got news for you it's wider these

days because my psychic powers are

really developing I mean look at

this see this groove that's a big Groove

and what did you say really quick

oh I'll have to reread that one later

but um just pretty much going with the

flow right here happy happy birthday to

that guy

[Music]

L

Jenkins there's your word association

right there just felt appropriate just

felt very appropriate right there that

worked

out

yeah I like the out house it's a good

show I love the Good Ship

there nope

nope I disagree I respectfully

disagree there's a lot there were a lot

of demons and Devils influence in the

palines

[Music]

all that good light powered and

righteous positivity and flow the cosmos

metaphysical

[Music]

everything you are

blessed it wasn't just a night he

redeemed himself he repented for his

misdeeds and crimes and

sins and he was

cleansed that never

happened I say it

before it Still Remains true it never

happened

period

if I say yes will the question not be

[Music]

repeated

[Music]

spee been thinking

about

so

for happy happy birthday

happy

birthday cave Hogs why don't they just

share a

cave

well no more no different than from

those that were others everybody else

that were featured in said

movie why don't you go play Persona five

Now featuring The Joker and that stupid

beem I have two number NES a number nine

large a number six and extra dip a

number

seven

he shall take his time to recover but he

does need to lay off that night

[Music]

qu yeah ai's been around for a lot lot

longer time than that so it's nothing

new it's artificial

intelligence and in Japan it's also

known this

love

yeah I

have they're a decent Bunch but not

perfect stupid dog you made me look B bo

bo

bo happy happy birthday happy birthday

happy birthday birthday happy happy

[Music]

[Music]

birthday uh it's I believe it's

available I mean I believe I posted it

on TW I posted on the Twitter when I

announced the request

for M for the Minecraft

modders yeah I'm aware of too good to be

true deals I'm just

yeah

[Music]

we are keeping personal details of the

public life for the time being but when

it comes to the details of which we can

actually trust the personal details with

that be a whole different cish only with

them there is no no there's no local

successor

but

Lal um a few but I have to get back to

you on

that

yes Israel is the Holy One it's the holy

country

zapping it

[Music]

up I have B feelings about

that

um I will for

[Music]

bling that's to be confirmed the holiday

ornaments as to be confirmed I can't say

for positive

yet for the most part and latter yes all

my chakras have been aligned I've

connected with

everything so

yes once we get everything sorted out

yes that will be an option but that's to

be confirmed later

on okay okay okay

[Music]

okay

so yeah I definitely need to be away

from everything and everyone as I did in

J during the time I was in

jail serving the time for everybody's

sins and

regrets Pro of my power you have to

believe got to have faith

possibly but I don't know those

individuals consciously in this

timeline

maybe and if I do maybe I will show it

off but that's a whole different Kettle

fishing to be

confirmed I do read

it but as I said earlier I'm not doing

the shoutouts

yeah

no can you please stop pretending to be

somebody

else well that doesn't surprise me but

they don't sound anything like me just

like that guy that tried to be my voice

on that episode smiling don't forget

about me Greece I could done it did you

do it oh I toally could have no that

don't sound me and all forget about me

gree I could have done it did you do it

uh well I mean no but toally could

have a stupid thing to say and shoot

um darn it I got so focused and making

that

CL up up up down up down up down why am

I an

elevator my got blump in this

one um no I have not heard of it

I've been to an alternate

Dimension where it's all

100%

hello and why bad time for that to

happen because I've been in an alternate

Dimension where it's literally just

without Conant says Set set set set all

the time and so much BDSM there just no

nothing ever got done there so

forgive

yep what you said not your

name

um just talk with your mom and uh give

her love and appreciation

regardless and I mean that

platonically

just

and great great thanks great apape I

lost my train of

thought he's been dealing with them for

years if he hasn't F bet by himself

right now he needs to learn

more oh oh thank

you

there you

go hard lumps in this

one space look at all these

[Music]

lumps yes I have fans all around the

world

so that's not hardly worth that's hardly

a

question and don't fit SES on my breast

eyes up here eyes up

here you know what that's okay if he

wants to be a low cow go

ahead he wants to be low cal go

ahead what was up with the whole thing

with the loow

anyway I'm not doing jups but I got want

some more clay I'll be right back

following

this

and we are

back and Now for Something Completely

Different how about we push a little

stress

out there be so much funnier this thing

wasn't green

screen

yeah yeah just everybody can imagine

what this could be but yeah no it's

screen it's lumpy it's a pickle I'm

squeezing a stress pickle that's made

out of

foam Ah that's funny where do my eyes

go ah continue being yourselves continue

love and appreciate yourself and your

soul searching and be kind to yourself

with yourself and everyone and anybody

that uh wants to give you bad details

and talk and just uh don't worry about

them and know I'm going just

like there goes that

pickle and now back to

this nope stop pretending to be criselle

I wish you people would stop pretending

to be those that I know are not within

the stream right now

okay uh nope Karma already bit him down

and out so yeah Q Farms that's dead de

dead unform not dead Antichrist it

dead

fornite is actually an in between

Dimension outside of either 12 outside

of either 128 or c19

72 there you go you are blessed you are

blessed I went down to The

Zo

okay that's a date no oh yeah

no

nope nice

try happy happy birthday happy

birthday

no it's not me more for for everything

it's literal it's

physical he shall have the blessings as

he needs to upon his

journey

[Music]

a prayer has been said for

Clark

uh nope and don't pretend to be my

attorney oh it's doing good in fact it's

doing just as good as Hyrule since they

are in the same neck of the woods

[Music]

period

I don't have anything against him but it

just depends on how open he is to good

light power and

righteousness and I'm just trying to

keep from uh giving shout outs like I

said no female pronouns

period they them is also acceptable by I

prefer female she

her

the prayer has been said and he shall be

blessed as he shall

be yes you have yes you are blessed

during your Tri triy during a bunch of

events that are tried emotional hard and

everything

[Music]

I'm not putting the camera down any

lower nobody's getting any crotch shots

and eyes up

here

more um I like I like the Sally Acorn

mod for Sonic one and Sonic 2 and S

3

H I'm sorry to hear

that

hey look

pickle pick me up and de pickle me I

don't

[Music]

know I'd say speak for yourself there is

no delusions here

period the only delusion

around here are those that call

themselves

neurotypical the only ones that are

really quote crazy are the

neurotypicals where they do not see

within the Multiverse and everything

that is deeper

metaphysical oh yeah um either way is

good Chris or Christine or Jesus

Christ and Christ Chan Christ Chan take

your pick it's all

good you are blessed your friend is

blessed thank

you

there is no lying only truth is

spoken I have hardly any need to since I

am

married so therefore I'm spoking

for yeah we'll talk about that later but

we don't need there's no need for Rush

especially considering times of

details godam it

K guys I'm

going

count your

blessings address put your money to

other things that do not involve the

habit of which you are trying to

alleviate yourself

from and follow like powers and

righteous

individuals that's right because most of

the world are not

neurotypical

they may think they are but they are

not oh yes everything does yes

everything has been shifting and is

continuing on in this process within the

ending steps of the dimension merge and

the ultimate miracle and fut Tri and

everything yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

to

all

only truth is spoken and there never

ever was any sets between Barbara and I

period

nope

you are

blessed

nope

the fact that they said

that they don't they don't understand

what I mean they don't understand

definition of the word

neurotypical

he shall see the error of his ways and

recover on his own time and

Accord

2009 tacle edit I don't know about that

but I your wishes with my taco flavor

KES Tac taco

you know what for that individual that

keeps bringing it up why don't you just

go bring it up with the alternate

distant timeline that never is anything

related to or close to this one

period oh I do have music playing in the

background I have

a I have an oh my brain went blank on

the word the day there but anyway I have

a binero beat playing in the

background off screen I look at my phone

and look at the video it look at the

track I'm playing right now it's playing

in the

background yeah it's a b narrow beat

from Heavenly

eyes Scyther and

[Music]

sneez Magic chance a prime criselle Ros

Prime sylvana Rosie Prime and the prime

of all meww

period dro the

piece my bring went blank on give me a

moment ah she is

physically quite all she is

physically um she is mentally and

physically well over 20 years old

rain blink but she has been actually

been to the Future developed many many

years physically and then came

back it was a slow progression upon

realizing my my true gender and identity

and

everything uh the try came around during

the year

2014

[Music]

goty penis monsters

got nope there there's your stupid meme

right there yeah I said it hey get back

here on this

boat and you know what I'm just gonna

ignore anybody with this word in their

name period I'm just gonna ignore

everybody

period nope

one moment at a

time one moment at a time take deep

Rifts count your blessings follow that

which is good light powered and

righteous within your intuition as

opposed to Temptations and all that you

can bear yourself in that way

dude meditate on all that and everything

and all metaphysical connections but

your self-c counterparts out the

Multiverse and everything everything

everywhere all at

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once

and day Chistmas jingle bell jingle B

Jingle

Bells um I have considered Tik Tock um

but it's not in my present plan at this

time although I do have one that is on

observation alone I'm not mainly going

to be using that as a video streaming

service or platform so don't expect any

videos from me on Tik

Tok Hy doie spy

I want to be

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bestch

yes I

did I gotta go War some more clay for

this last set of four

medallions um now these will be painted

off stream this is a whole special thing

but these are painted you will see the

final results when they are delivered to

the individuals that they go end up

going going out to

later we certainly got to get that

turn yes we shall consider that thank

you anyway I'll be right back I got to

go War some more

Cay

and welcome back to the

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show all right anyway let's do some more

I got four more Medallion I got the last

four CU I'm making I was making 20 in

all so I give you all this time I'm TI

looking at blank eyes so let's

do the

oh I'll watch this guy because it's on

him

now oh

y

one hard

piece that was

a oh yeah it's a really good show I've

watched both seasons so

far oh but I I don't care too much about

the chaos Sonic in that one that was

really dumb that was

just

oh um how much talking about really I

just uh don't know too much personally

but he's a good individual for the

ladder he is a good

individual nobody's making comments

about that because this is an SF this is

a safe for work Channel this is a safe

for work thing and we are keeping things

safe for work

oh yeah I've watched uh some of the some

of the episodes of the metal ocalypse

but I have not seen the movie I felt

like uh it was just a bit too

much I mean story I just didn't really

just didn't find be long

term

oh yeah because Satan has been trolling

has been bugging a whole lots a whole

lot of individuals including those are

fighting between Israel and Palestine

right now but yeah Israel shall succeed

they shall last

longer that is foreing prophesized and

forn ah but he is is cleansed and

blessed all he needs to do is to stay on

light power path of

goodness

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any we think what else what else what

else which yall see that's just the

whole oh oh I think you're referring to

L bin the one that misheard by name is

uh when I told him my name was

Christopher he misheard it call me

Christian that inspired the name change

yeah

that is a thought I still need to catch

up I had the last episode I saw was yes

go ahead and make the jokes the last

episode of J Samuel series I saw was

episode

69 I told you shout

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outs what I say my brain oh great thanks

for making me lose my thought

train

yeah I mean just essentially you already

are whether I drew you in or wrote you

in or not

period I told you I'm not doing shout

outs I'm staying with that I'm sticking

with

that here here's your stupid New Meme

right now I'm not doing any shout outs

and I'm sticking with

that there

stupid thing stupid stupid thing you

made that's me you this why you think me

St

dog oh by the way I'm betting on Courage

cowardly dog in the Scooby-Doo versus

courage death

battle you tell with a lot worse than

Scooby

did

oh

the original version without as much

details and definitely the one that have

more accurate details when I read when I

redo it into the HD version which will

have absolutely no NSFW content in it

whatsoever despite the circumstances and

details that came about from all of

that

everybody sing a song bra is trying to

remember what I was talking about

earlier it's been the first it's SP the

first time to have awkward moments

within it and I do not speak of personal

details on my own part period that's

enough of that that's enough it just

spit the awkwardness and roll with

it well he shall progress and heal as

best as he can but I'm that's just a

whole mess of details on that part I

don't want to go too much into without

uh causing Fe causing deeper emotions

anyway

oh

um

I I have help in those I have a little I

get by a Little Help from My Friends in

in regards to my emails but I see some

of them I am aware of them I do get them

and we are sorting through them that's a

whole different Gall of fish right

there

my head went somewhere else why did my

head go somewhere

else as long as she sees life power and

good and continues forward with that she

shall no longer be

sad there are no Ducks here whatsoever

period that's enough said please refrain

from asking that

question there shall be no more talk

about that it's a poison no

subject and I will no longer be the

victim of

circumstances

I gota be careful with when I snap my

fingers because they do

manifest I don't need to say anything

but I will clear the room of all

darkness and bad

Tidings I know yes that's the detail

we're working on we're trying to sort

that out I know

look at this whes by's

transparent

nopar oh thank you very much thank you

very much

yes

note yeah that one's regular

Sonu but he's doing okay they're doing

okay I'm trying to do

things they are they are

blessed oh pardon me that just felt good

that was a soul belt just in a whole

mess of bad vibes just a mess of energy

just went out of me and I got a little

bit of a cleans from that so take that

as a good

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sign

my sing but I'll tell you what if I upon

reaching 100,000 subscribers and getting

a silver YouTube button I will be very

thankful for the blessing it shall be

very

good

time I'm doing the

Press

PR lunges and presses up up up up

there's your

joke

uh actually yes that is

[Laughter]

true cool thanks that's a

fetish cool than that's a

fetish that was

funny um I guess if anybody a Goan I

don't I never really went to in the

expansive detail Digimon dig digit

Monsters Digimon are real stupid Pokemon

Pock the monsters Pokemon are the

champions like

why nope I will not be I will not be

saying things out loud like loudly like

that because that would just bring on

manifestation that I am not looking to

manifest yeah Karma will see him fall

very

harshly he shall reveal himself to be

not when you shall have your your period

when the time is right I need not s my

fingers for

it

no that was a long time ago I have

progressed further matured since

then and we are taking things in a more

positive and safer work direction from

now on

period

on the one hand yes since it is also my

my fur my furco or my sry form

so I'd say interpret whatever meaning

you will from the calmness and bless of

this I'll tell you what here's a

suggestion holy blue

flame leave it on that you can meditate

on that take your time on that anyway

one more one more

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time

one more time I like to sing

song

ah H I will speak this for for that one

religious aspect as well as all

religious aspects the correct religion

is all good religions none the satanic

ones only those are positive lifeart and

righteousness and of course that does

include

Christianity

Islamic

Buddhism methodism and so forth the

zodiac signs Chinese calendar all that

they're all just individual pieces of

the bigger greater puzzle put them all

together find

the yeah prise me as Jesus or H is

Christ Chan or Christ Chan or

CHR take your pick it is

good yeah we broke up a long time ago

and you are

dead you get no that guy gets no

acknowledgement from me anymore

period give it time and and his faith

shall be renewed within his vision and

eyes and sight physically tangibly

everything it shall be so it is

D the friend there is

blessed the not sure I could say say

same about you with the with such a

screen name as that one

zap to the ex stream zap it up to the

stream we Zing up to this

stream

no

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oh has to be or not to be

a now I have not played that game within

this

timeline I am aware of the Guilty Gear

series though and it is quite decent and

good yes I am opening for

collaborations and further and it shall

be as as I mentioned on the previous

stream it shall be a consider it shall

be a Happ sance of don't call us we'll

call you

situation and just pretty much

like that and it shall be a whole pick

and shoose and we shall pick those that

VI good and well with

us but anyway that's Medallion number 20

as I have uh made the bow and promise to

do so I am so this is it for this little

lovely little Q&A I pray that you all

were able to enjoy and everything so

before I close

I

there shall be no commentary about

that the details had to be said in the

past tense to manifest what needed to be

because I did not want to be attacked

by

anybody that would have happened had

actually been able to make it to that

convention in that year matter was

from that him that who name shall not be

mentioned again

period or Joshua moon or

Isabella anyway let's clear the

air

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nope stop pretending anyway I do thank

you all for your continued patronage and

everything I shall see you all again

next stream

yall take care and have a blessed and

safe

day and that'll be the last one I

respond to everybody have a good safe

day or night depending on which part of

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====Highlights====

'''8:33:''' Chris claims that his autism "has been cured" through meditations and affirmations.

'''18:48''' Chris mentions [[Megan Schroeder]], saying that: "She was not a toxic hater."

'''23:03''' When asked about starting an OnlyFans, Chris claims to not know what that is but it is a possibility in the future.

{{Transcript}}

====Raw captions====
{{collapsible|Text from YouTube's captions|hey everybody yay and

merily right so tonight is a simple uh

Q&A live stream I'll be responding to uh

mainly the uh paid questions that pop up

and during which I'll be signing these

lovely certificates to authenticity and

hey look at that it's not

transparent and neither is this so we

got that sorted out pray everybody is

able to hear me okay through the

microphone is it loud enough is it loud

enough you better sing a song about it

because it might be loud

enough anyway so anyway with that being

said uh I'm and I grab a book to get get

one of these certificate of authenticity

to uh get

going getting on on that any let's see

today is uh the 10th of November anyway

just get my thoughts together and

everything as We Vibe out with positive

Good Vibes and everything it's so

good oh well thank you very much

for amazing day

anyway what do you

mean what mic muted let me look check

the audio

then testing one two three nope it's not

muted yes I like Fluttershy she's a nice

she's a lovely nice kind

Pony she's a lovely nice and kind

Pegasus anyway let me think

think I'm thinking about all those

things I could talk

about but yeah among all the details of

which uh I have thought about in further

meditate

upon while was during my time in jail

I've also expanded on the autobot team

of quickfi which y'all remember uh good

old Autobot

Sanu and that's Elena and Prowler of

course Bumble lumba and amarat they were

the main five

then we got four more cuz we have

combiner team as well and three of them

at human at human Partners aside from

Sonu and Chris there so yeah that's a

whole mess of other details going on

anyway let's

see can we please get some B commentary

at least we got that sorted

out

just anyway chill VI and stream bring BR

on positivity

everybody bless all of you it is

good anyway let me think what else is on

my

mind well there you go the first

activity of the night right there as far

as

the

anyway let me

think my brain just feels like freezing

up all of a sudden oh oh yes I did have

a good day today thank you very much

actually you know what that's a good

thing I can talk about my day today just

a little bit but not in too much detail

so ually today was just a kind of a busy

simple

day got up with I got up in the morning

listening to one of my favorite tracks

as was uh Olivia Newton John swis of

Fate really good really good song by the

way after all this time it still

is anyway so it's going on my day just

essentially um to blank down a little

bit uh so I had some breakfast I had

some uh

fruit okay good justed that work down a

little bit anyway so I have my breakfast

add some fruit and made I made an

omelette this

morning yeah this is a spicy omelette

with some salt and pepper I had an apple

banana and two

oranges and uh talk to my friends

everything's been going

good uh yeah mayonnaise just I'm not

totally a big fan of

mayonnaise

on that

part I try to avoid it because it's

fat well prophecy will come about

naturally through me just one my thought

process I'm connected with everything so

that's just the

whole

thing

oh um I have read Archie the Archie

Sonic long time ago I had I had like

most of the books but not all of

them yeah my autism for the most part

has been cured this through meditation

and

affirmations just everything has been

decent good about

that hly somebody had a rough day

themselves

I

mean well you care about your day we'll

care about our day and everybody car

about their day in their own way it's a

good

day anyway we

think oh right my day

oh M Christmas f is nov yay so I just

heard we had to go s D it for Christmas

wait oh do we do let's go sing in Dan

for Christmas Jesus is coming back Jesus

is coming back I am right

here yay

okay that was the first justen I was in

front

oh oh yes it was good to meet you that

day

too why is my head behind the uh

deal art Bon Sy

this the team that wins the Super Bowl

shall be the team that has earned it it

has been predetermined by Divine

fate and

goodness Rainbow Dash jar I don't

consciously know that what that is but

it sounds like it could be a jar with a

picture of Rainbow Dash on it

oh that makes

sense

ah because because PayPal was taking a

piece of the donation for

themselves so it's just essentially to

be sure I get some just to be make

sure we get a good we get a good

amount so just suffice to say sorry the

minimum has been raised but it's the way

it is with PayPal how taking a

cut it's like YouTube they take they

want to cut of they want their cut

money

anyway happy birthday to you thank you

for your support it is very good you are

kind yay it is good h any let me just

think my

dat um we'll do a stream one day in

regards to am Crossing New Horizons but

that's to be confirmed another day

another

time Mom and Dad is mine in

between and all that good stuff and let

me think just

um all right so I was talking about my

day so I have my breakfast and and uh

after that I uh sign I signed and add

line art onto the number of medallions

which of course they're all have mail by

the way the medallions they're back in

they're back in restart fully on the

Etsy

store I will answer that question once

and I will not answer it again upon

repeat but essentially I'll get back to

that question question it's a duly noted

question but

anyway it was essentially to get my it

essentially under one hand in

preparation of getting myself to avoid

having to anything to

do with getting with where I was going

to be in the first place because had I

gone to everfree Northwest I would have

been really interpretated by uh Isabella

and I would let me in jail over there in

Washington state or some

or

something they okay here we go that was

a good talk anyway let's back to on that

all

right all right so just essentially

there's that detail and of course no

would have uh St me in the back one way

or another as he did with refunding

everybody when he did not have to we had

the pictures and

everything so there's that detail or of

course you know uh his name who will not

be mentioned who lives on Turk

Street yeah he would have just uh been

really really beyond evil made things a

lot worse at at that point so yeah it

was just better that I just let fate

Divine planning happening so I

just pretty much went with an alternate

a distant alternate timeline and

accessing the memories of that self

counterart of mine and

just yep going through that I did what I

did get myself

so I'll get back to that question in a

moment essentially just make just

accepting the fate and let myself be in

be my jail for a couple of times to get

through all

that

he hey good guy I remember you you're a

good man you're all right anyway so uh

yeah essentially when it comes to jail

it's just essentially I was segregated

from all the other prisoners so

essentially just treat me like a neut a

just a neutral type of feeling I didn't

have to worry about being

uh bo by too many other prisoners I was

in my own cell I was mostly in the medic

I was mostly in the medical Wing just

that was a whole which that was a thing

so I didn't have to worry too much I

could meditate find my comol for a few

months I was in a different sale with a

bunch of other noisy neighbors within uh

the

booking so just that's the whole thing

there you're W you are very welcome so

as for the uh the St the gravel and

stones from the old from the old from

the old from the old s Temple and the uh

other

stones and the other stones of course

I'm not ening the question I'm going to

answer that question in a

moment it just essentially you got you

get a piece of energy from the old San

temple with everything in regards to the

metaphysical energy the portals and

everything and all that

so you get you get a blessing for

yourself in that as

essentially and a piece of the energy

all this good

stuff thanks you may me forget the other

previous big

question no I am not disclosing where I

am period and that is none of your

business

my brain were blank then the other

question tell about

different oh boy if in order for me to

do that that would be just a whole lot

time to think

about just essentially

yeah anyway how do

I

good

grief

okay oh actually yes there's some

positivity going around I'm I'm trying

to in I'm inspiring

that may I'm just trying to find a

previous

question everybody is H yeah just

essentially those that are in Palestine

they have fallen to the Ws of the demons

and Devils so they'll mainly be they're

mainly blessed they follow the light

light power and all that but can't

really save everybody because it's by

Divine premonition we're sorting out

rooting out every single toxic

individual getting and leaving them

behind now if I can just remember what

the other question was I'm trying to

find how do I access the Super Chat

history on this

thing how do I access super

chats oh you it was pretty good just uh

and I was not in prison I was in jail

there's a difference big difference no

prison just jail Central Virginia

Regional Jail Orange

County I did not make it

happened well if you want to say I made

it up that's fine but but that's not the

case but hey would you would you rather

want to end up being in jail in a nurse

date if you're going to end up a jail

anyway one way or

another hey at least I took it by the

horns I suffer for for all y'all sins in

that part and aspect I'll everything

happen there will be no comments in

regards to flutter and when she and I

and when she and I started talking and

everything that's of your

business I do not pretend I

am I have talked about this before and

you should and you should know this very

well and

seriously now I can

only oh them no excuse me a second now

um Megan was not totally a hotk hater

but she she was she was not

exactly right in everything she did and

just yeah that's a whole different kale

fish with those that have blocked me on

social media

because here's a detail which I feel

like should be

explained yeah of course I know Mighty

and Ray they're cool guys but

anyway yeah about those that bought me

that bought me on the internet just

essentially

everybody everybody is blessed and

everybody has has died of the Palestine

shall be regu res situated as they are

and all that is good will be with

between the 1218 and c197

Hales

anyway do question mark do thanks a lot

for distract

me

there's uh just whichever team wins is

going to win all right because

that cuz after all it's it's a foot it's

a football

game happy happy birthday happy birthday

I mean also it's just a

nerd if only I could actually get the

if only I can

only happy birthday happy

birthday anyway good

grief yes between magican criselle

Savana and Mewtwo I have found my true

on

sweetheart there I just answered that

question in

advance

anyway I wish it was like a i an I wish

I was like wa where how do I access the

history

chandelian um I don't consciously know

what that is but I'm certain that I'm

certain they're like good and kind

supporters and individuals in their own

right and

way okay please I'm not son I'm not Sonu

I'm Jesus Christ Chan Sonu Prime I'm you

call me Jesus Christine I'm not by

swapped with I'm not by swapped with

Sonu he's back in his body I've been

we've been back up back our respected bu

since February

2021

okay

anyway oh yeah I heard okay

see ah Scientology

um in regards to zenu and S in

Scientology that is just one

interpretation of of the greater details

but it's not necessarily going to be

totally in regards to the uh other

planetary species and the flying

saucers not everything that that guy got

in that book was totally

correct okay well I don't know who Aon

Aaron is but please feel better you are

blessed but essentially as going back to

the but all but all religions that are

that promote goodness light power and

everything are good and just the

majority of them are the bigger piece of

the just a piece of the bigger of the

bigger Ultimate Picture which is why I'm

I identify as multi-religious

and I'm open for the the positive

interpretations enlightenments from

everybody and everything

part me

Lassie I don't know about I don't know

what only fans is but it's a possibility

that's to be determined later

on anyway let me think to

remember yeah I'm not going to answer

everybody on

Twitter

just uh it's a lot of details and I got

my things going on and

everything I'm trying to remember oh

oh okay yeah hey copper I do remember

you I'm glad to see you're doing very

well on

YouTube uh we we'll we might do a collab

sometime but that's that's to be

confirmed I got a whole bunch of other

plans going on as well there that I'm

not going to going through right

now this guy that

guy

anyway

not everybody can be forgiven and just

Donald Trump is

Unforgiven I know that one is

ironic yeah tell you what that is a

detail I would only do in person cuz

likely that one is just pretending to be

Megan so she actually wants to reconcile

and everything well find each other in

person that's a whole different kill of

fish we're really really got the

priorities set and we're

not we're keeping our distance away from

the fakers in that if my bra remember

the previous questions how can I answer

wish I could have ACC to all the history

of those questions

oh oh nine non-binary ah you mean know

that I don't that don't identify as

either

gender um yeah there's like a few but

obviously stick with their birth gender

and whatnot the majority of them

do um well George Floyd he ended up on

the c197 half through his count through

his counterparts

body so that was just the thing of

course Jason David Davis Jason David

Frank I really Li to him as you know

Green Ranger he end up in his self

counterpart so he's literally the uh

present he's literally present Power

Ranger Iration that Tommy end up

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being you are blessed you are blessed

last

wait okay obviously it's not good time

to be doing

these

keep um I don't know about that but

there are there are functional toilets

in the bathrooms over there on the SE i7

have just

like yeah Cole is not a toxic hater he

just had like some really bad rough

times with his uh

family which G pal I mean I just uh one

answer is

obvious although I'm opting rather or

not to say her name or not because I

don't want to I don't want to have

anybody trying to bug her or

anything but yeah do I do have one in

mind all right well you just pretty much

shied out for yourself hey good luck on

your shiny on your Shiny Pokemon

hunting

happy birthday happy birthday

F

fos anyway D my brain

just obviously this is not a good time

to be signing all certific

authenticity I'm trying at least I

signed a few at least I'm signing a few

of

them just it's one thing to focus on

these certificates authenticity while

I'm focusing on the questions and

everything

oh um we'll get back to you on we'll see

about that if you contacted us through

the uh Gmail that was provided we'll let

you

know it just doesn't it's premature all

right G5 is not meant to be existent yet

and I'm not going to see it at all until

after Generation 4 friendship is Magic

season 14 episode 26 is made and aired

and everything with all the other

episodes

beforehand and that just felt like a

whole lot of

words you I will not present any further

details about uh what I we have in the

process which uh will only go towards

talking

about with directly with Nintendo

themselves that's a whole different

thing anyway I'm not going to give

anybody spoilers in the risk of any

parodies or

anything um no there is no sonichu the

Werehog and quickfill

period

all right there you go you got they did

that

just good guy any

just what was the

routine I have no idea what you're

talking

about on a few of these a few all

this oh I think you mean like uh fan you

mean like fan art and all that

um definitely we definitely got to put

that PO boot that PO boot I have made

available soon enough for like fan art

and positive

mail and uh obviously uh Digital Arts

can be sent to the Gmail address that

was

provided

anyway oh great apape it's hard to it's

just try to focus on one thing or

another and then it's like I

got I don't know what a I don't know

what that kind what that kind of toilet

is I don't know what that kind of toilet

is all right

I mean I know what bday is one thing

yeah son Frontiers is a good game I just

haven't played through the entirety of

it you're your uh

partner shall come to you at the right

time you can't rush

it you are

welcome anyway just I'm trying to

remember my brain everywhere

I give I can cure autism but the

attention deficit disorder is just a bit

still that's older to kill

fish hello hey

guys have

as I mentioned earlier I am not

single I married to Magic Chan criselle

Sana meww

Prime

anyway good grief I thought focus on one

thing and then my shift my f sh my focus

shifts and then just I

got put this back all the way down light

part

I'm not

pretending I am I have literally

meditated on this we have talked about

this

before it's hard to talk about Dragon

Ball since I don't really watch too much

of it but I am quite aware of it and I

have seen some of

it

uh yeah I feel like he's quite decent

I've heard the things he has

done now if you're talking about

redheaded individuals with red hair and

freck red freckles they are individuals

they are not necessarily a race of

people

and as I said before we're not really

doing verbal shout

outs at least not to the majority I'm

just a oh there's that question that's

been in the chat feed for a while

finally came up no he can't too arrogant

that guy he's just Donald Trump is just

never Donald Trump is just not going to

get he's going to get left behind with v

Putin and everybody just going to fall

the fire and brimstone with the red

dragon that is Russia I mean Russia is L

the country of Russia is literally the

present day B

Babylon I do not know who that is and

I have certainly have not met

him yes my mental health is quite well

thank you very much for

asking still not quite perfect I mean it

goes along with they mainly the

attention deficit disorder but then of

course I'm linked with everything so

obviously you going hear me speaking

tongue and all

that there are no Devil's worshippers in

Ukraine and and there are there are only

very few of

them and essentially this individual

that pretend to use the name of the guy

that's literally going to be left behind

worse and fallone in the fire Brimstone

so yeah that's his old thing

anyway I bless that I bless the

gentleman whose name was mentioned in

the in the feed just a moment ago thank

you not viir Putin either no yep no he

will fall he will die by his own sword

literally

anyway yes I have played son Frontiers

some of it but not all of it I had not

made it to the first island

yet I've been so busy with a whole bunch

of other details and things and

everything I've been able to play that

game that

much oh that's another question yeah I

don't know when I'm going to watch

digital circus I mean that's to be

confirmed and when I when I feel like

watching it I'll watch it but I have I

still have not watched it

yet so yeah that was just yeah all right

so that question came back

[Music]

finally all right you know what F wish

wish there you go there's that there's

your one reference to

that oh my head

is happy birthday dude happy

birthday I'm trying to think my brain is

just excuse me a

second

let me

think all right

anyway your friend is blessed and just

essentially you know what a lot of

autistic individuals they are blessed

just hey you know what on that topic I

mentioned uh

your uncle is blessed

anyway and I I rebuke wait I rebuke the

AE

there my brain just went blank

thanks

okay

oh just like you know those guys are

really epic stupid but they want believe

that's their thing and it's just like so

there's just l so stupid they believe

that that they're stupid as they they go

their stupid ideology and whatnot is fat

when it's really not so yeah they're

Lucid

stupid that's the thing and plus it's a

rhyme scheme you know Lucid stupid kind

of

rhymes

okay the Poke all right so the poked

entries for Rosie Rose Sho fosa son Sonu

metonic and respectively is 978 979 980

981 982 and

983 and I'm not acknowledging that

comment just

now thank you very much thank

you let's think

about a long time ago some a long time

ago in the galaxy far for away this

thing I

was um they areny drink I have not um I

don't know who that

is and the other

question now lots of good assigned life

updates and everything with the

metaphysical details and

locally just

no tring find any

on you know speaking of cosplays I'm

just going to mention this right now so

I have heard that some individuals we're

cosplaying as Barbara which I really

really really do not like that at all

period

just where my phone at where I oh there

it is just essentially because the way

you are all portraying her in your

cosplay in the way of uh just

essentially being a

bad indivi being

uh very being old old lady when y'all

should know better she was more than now

she's had quite the life in history

working at

uh working at first North American

National Bank and

everything I mean shoot you know I mean

y'all don't know too much history about

Barbara just uh just everything she left

at and just run to I mean if y'all going

to cosplay as Barbara I say dress up as

her when she was something when she was

a lot nicer and more more successful I

mean there's a lovely

old there's a nice lovely old picture of

her all right if you want to cosplay as

Barbara try to look like that it's a

good

outfit anyway just let y'all know about

that and she was part she was part of a

magic act also with her with her

ex-husband that that's that's a

different C fish but but she was quite

the financial successful businesswoman

working with the individuals

and whatnot so yeah oh any actually yes

we are bringing the custom amiibos

around they'll be available soon enough

we're working on 3D print options focus

camera

Focus why did I worry all of a

sudden focus camera focus a there we go

that's a little

better thank you thank you very much

focusing all right

now oh actually yes but you want mainly

buy The Medallion through the Etsy store

and they'll and it connects with the

PayPal feet and everything that's does

the donations to the

stream all talking about my day I did

the medallions and I was like being

focusing on all that and I play I'm of

course I'm also playing amoc Crossing

daily

just

actually yes I am very busy answering a

lot of prayers I

mean billions of prayers do you think

about that you think I can answer them

all at once no we have that's why we

have many individuals doing

that the merge will H merge is happening

it's in progress to completion will

happen shortly from

now

I believe you're talking about a video

game a video game I've have heard a

little bit about that it came up in my

live stream I believe somebody among my

subscriptions did live that that so but

yeah I don't think I'm G to be playing

that game yet I am I am doing that I'm

doing that just I haven't really given

it further conscious I've been so busy

with a lot of other things I mean shoot

you think this is this easy back in

Jerusalem when I was Jesus Christ way

back when now it's just hard it's hard

it was hard to focus didn't think

especially when finding myself and all

and all that then everything else that

goes on outside that and all throughout

the multitude lives I had since

then thank you very much thank you thank

you

anyway I me you think about the perfect

life back then no you think that

everything was so Punky do I me sh yeah

just like no I'm not pretending we stuff

that

anyway just shoot it's not perfect as it

says I mean yeah obviously the Bible is

Holy and good but it's meant to be a

basis it's meant to be a guide a guide a

simp a simple guideline book essentially

eventually everybody is meant to think

outside

that there is nothing there's no

blasphemy and the ones that are far from

Heaven would be those that are closed up

close minded to the details and all that

and as for all right so our commissions

we're going to be getting those up soon

enough just when I'm ready to actually

do our commissions why do I have to be

so busy making medallions all the time

we're Outsourcing and

everything all

right you are blessed you are

blessed

okay

I'm already a go I'm already God it's I

kind of need to be president but I

appreciate

that the guy pretended to be Vladimir

Putin just no don't just I mean I know

you're not actually that guys is this

yeah no you're

not

nope why do we have to have all

these

ow ah I see ah in reference

yeah oh

yeah essentially it's um all right let

me answer one question at time I don't

know this game I have not played it and

I don't think I'm going to play it right

now but

anyway but yeah essentially it's like

you know the gods and gods that people

have been praying to they pray to them

that are subsidiaries but they all

breathe they all pray to one God one

deity and that so God that was that

exist through and Beyond the core and

Matrix of our universe and

timeline and I have the one that's

direct connection to all that and then

some maybe that's to be confirmed

another day maybe question's coming in

so fast so fast I'm trying to get my

mind calm and

everything

hello

anyway but yeah just being the one

Avatar of all existence not

easy I just answered that question we

are going to be making the custom

amiibos

yes we're looking into that we it's

spending on that when we have that

perfected we will be adding them to the

Etsy store soon

enough

well happy anniversary to

you you're

welcome I can't always I can't always

always

be in a positive state of mind or calm I

can get overwhelmed just like every

single other god and goddess can

literally not perfect but

still

all right anyway gods and God we gods

and goddesses are not perfect okay but

we all work together as best we can we

serve as best we can that's why yeah you

know hey one God cannot literally do

everybody around all the billions

billions of people that's why we have

like you know that's why there's like

multiple gods and goddesses but there

can only be one Avatar of all existence

literally

you know what I don't care really I'm

GNA I am answering this question I don't

really care low cal It's just hey if

y'all want to laugh anybody at at their

expens that's your thing but hey at

least I don't have to worry about

that well that's okay yes you may you

may cosplay as me as I was in the old

Ralph Lauren in the old Ralph Lauren

short shirt or look alike that's okay

it's

good

you both are

blessed I mean shoot you think

everything

is

um the comment

section thankk you

thany you guys are

blessed try to

focus how many times that question we

got I already asked I already answered

that question I said

yes

anyway oh my

head anyway so anyway so I've been so I

was looking forward to another Q&A

session um so I thought I was going to

be able to uh focus on science of type

authenticity happy birthday thank you

obviously obviously during live stream

it's not the best time to be signed

certificates authenticity but at least

you know that I do personally sign them

and

[Music]

that just feel like from now one in

future streams I definitely need to have

a better plan in advance for that

oh cutting your grass is not

murder it's like cutting hair all right

you're just cutting hair of the earth

it's okay to cut

grass it's okay to M your l on I mean

after all who wants uh tall tall grass

blocking a path in the

fields his soul and his children are are

blessed and shall be guided better and

well as they need to and self-defense

and

future I appreciate the compliment but

uh I'm not going to exactly hook up so

easily because I'm already taking and

smoking

[Music]

[Music]

for yes thank you very much I'm doing

the best I can between metaphysic ality

and right here on Earth and everything

physically and

everything everything everywhere I

once yes we've already done that

but we had just done

that so many details many

questions think our

going

oh ah my predictions have occur I mean

you guys you mean just think about it

there a lot of predictions have here I

mean just while I prophesized in book 10

a lot of details have been manifested

literally I mean oh yeah just look at

this we actually did have a we did have

a virus that we end and That vaccine was

developed for it more recent years that

end up going to the that end up going to

the Future for to get the cure for and

going back for the Cure with the Cure

where to prevent that happening on the

SE i7 half I'll definitely consider

watching I'll definitely consider

watching digital circus but that's a

whole for cattle of fish right there

upon when and what how and what feeling

I'll have when I

do L that's uh we are continuing on the

Nan series we are going to we are doing

the books and I'm working we're looking

on we're expanding it's just a slow

process I'm going to I'm going to

Outsource and have other peoples we're g

to have we're going to have cabs and

everything but that's just the it's only

with trusted individuals and that's to

be confirmed the details that'll be

revealed later

on feel a little tired right

now

open oh boy that's

a thing um they would work to get her

Sonu and

Goku I'm just going to go ahead and just

go

through the other Super Chat

comments I'm sorry I just feel a little

fatigued right now but I'm I'm okay but

doing the best surviving move

forward remain

optimistic anyway so got happy birthday

here happy birthday

Tim just going to the Super Chat I feel

like I just want to finish this

early is right uh what um he's Soni

Prime is neutral but we're signing with

Israel really I don't know know I have

I'm aware of Chainsaw man I just have

not watched or SE seen

it it's my it's personal choice all

right my choice and

just hey Jesus Jesus you know what I

mean and all the other names and

variation all the other names that means

the same thing as I was way back when

all right anyway I do appreciate all of

you very much just and thank you all for

coming we will have another Q&A stream

soon enough or I'll just have another uh

uh maybe maybe maybe next time I'll play

some Anal Crossing news Horizons but

that's to be confirmed

anyway okay interpretation

oh oh right

right same individual same individual

just different names all right right

anyway same God it's different names

happy birthday happy birthday all right

anyway all of you all take care and

thank you all very much for contined

support and blessings and all of you all

are

[Music]

blessed cuz Jesus Christ of Nazareth was

the Avatar of all assistance and I am

the one Avatar of all assistance

literally anyway thank you all so much

you and every one of y'all have a

blessed and safe day thank you}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

Hello, Juffalo

2023-11-15T15:57:47Z

Zillachu: /* Transcript */

{{quote|Fuckin' Chris Chan, how does he work?|CorruptedGamingShow making a reference to an ICP meme.}}

"'''Hello, Juffalo'''" (or "'''Hello, Juffalo.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on 18 [[December 2009]], where [[Chris]] performs "{{w|Tales from the Lotus Pod|Juggalo Family}}" by {{w|Dark Lotus}}, a supergroup featuring members of the {{w|Insane Clown Posse}}, and fucks up the lyrics constantly.

Chris tries hard to act like a {{w|Juggalo}} by painting his face like a [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]-themed clown (note the rosy red cheeks, which instead make him look like a human-cockatiel hybrid abomination) and imitating stereotypes of gangster subculture. He is close to having no flow, spending the majority of the time either mumbling the lyrics or not even reciting them at all. In other words, ''Chris can't even get being part of one of the most infamous fanbases in music right!'' He also gives a shout-out to "[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalos]", which is apparently a Juggalo term for superficial posers who don't understand the depth and complexity of literally clowny rap music.

This is the second time [[Homos|Chris wore makeup]], with the first time being shown in [[War Paint Video]].

He dedicates this song to an unnamed [[gal-pal]], whose influence likely explained the sudden influx of Chris-Chan rap videos.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Hello, Juffalo
| image = {{#ev:youtube|QkZ4j2ynH7s}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 18 December 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Shirt = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt|text}}
| previous = [[IPods Down and Listen Up]]
| next = [[20 December 2009]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===
[[Captain's Log|Captain's Rockin' LOG]], fans! And we're rockin' it...out loud, with "Juffalo Family" for my gal pal.

["Juggalo Family" ''begins playing'']
<poem>
And you want to know if I'll trade ten Juggalos, for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred ''thousand'' mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless.

I got love for my homies, members of the Lotus
United we stand...squashing all deadly fo-ces
Been to Hell, could've sent an eternity there
[[6 June 2010|All the]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|bad shit]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|I've done]], [[26 December 2014|I should]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|still]] [[Affair with Mother|be there!]]
Juggalos, can ya feel me? Worldwide...
Running with the [[Pocket knife|hatchet]] straight out of the Lotus Pod
Always got [''indistinct'']
Juggalos, Dark Lotus, Psychopathic, [''begins mumbling lyrics indistinctly''] thatthuwayyoogo...

So many people in the maytris die alone
Not me, my soul belongs to juggalos
They keep me going when I'm down and out
I pick the phone up, drop them a line and hear them shout
Saying "[''indistinct''] is the shit," [''indistinct'']
I give a pupah to all the [[homos]] and the [[china]]s who [''indistinct''] started
[''indistinct'']

[''mumbling stops, shouting of chorus begins''] [[4-cent_garbage.com|MASS MURDER]] [[Twin Falling Towers|MAKES ME HAPPY]]
[[Chris and death|DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY]]
Say what you will of me,
I'll-always have a Juggalo FAMILY!
MASS MURDER MAKE ME HAPPY
DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY
Say what you will of me
I'll always have a Juggalo familAAAAAy!

Six individual pelt over and stiff
They try to ride away don't follow my trend
There's be a dirt filled grit and grind.
Goodbye Juggalo...[''mumbles''] what's mine is yours
That's why I go to a dark carnival show, show you a different world
[''mumbles'']--juggalo, throw the hatchet!
[[Homos|Tell 'em I'm gonna be sucking your dick!]] Bitch be psychopathic!

On my iPod be living it all along
[''mumbles'']--of the sunlight!
[''mumbles'']--for so many years that I question the love in my heart
I hate everyone and I hate everything
Except all the Juggalos and the love that they bring! I love ya!

[''chorus'']

[''Chris struggles to keep up with the lyrics while ICP music is playing in the background'']
...shirt would still be saggy
I wouldn't be fat, I'd still be hungry and crabby
Used to buy our own records at the stores so they would think it was a hot seller
In other words...but we built a team of killers with the same dream
But we couldn't reach the top; we'd stay like Charlie Sheen
We finally realized we will always have the Juggalos
I'll never give another second to them other hoes!

[''Chris struggles to keep along the chorus, which repeats twice, then makes retarded poses while slurring:'']
Lotus! Lotus! Lotus! Lotus! Lotus!

[''repeats quote at beginning of song and chorus repeats twice before fading out; Chris clears his throat at one point'']
</poem>

==See also==
*[[JuggaloShoutOut]]

==External links==
*[http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/darklotus/juggalofamily.html The actual lyrics]
*[http://tubedubber.com/#_YWgTHW2NAg:pcMK1UwTpYw:100:50:6:0:true Dubbed with the real song]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[IPods Down and Listen Up]]|nextlink=[[20 December 2009]]|}}

{{Music Videos}}
[[Category: Yo! CWC Raps]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, December 2009| 2009-12-18]]

14 Branchland Court

2023-11-15T14:08:34Z

Zillachu: /* The Fate of 14 BC */

{{Needs Updating}}

{{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL|Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL]]</ref>}}
[[File:August2021House1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2021.]]
[[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]
[[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]
[[File:14BCBEV.jpg|thumb|A rough drawing of a top-down view of the house in [[2009]]. This cutaway shows the second floor, with [[Chris's room]], the [[kitchen]], living room, bathroom and an unknown area visible.]]

'''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]], often abbreviated to '''14BC''', and also currently known as '''[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Sonichu Headquarters]]''' and the '''Temple of CWC Sonichu'''<ref>[[:File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg]]</ref> – the last bastion of [[autism]]. This was the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], up until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest in 2021]]. Currently, it is inhabited by [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], Chris's mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> the surviving [[Chandler Cats|Chandler cats]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> and Chris's dog [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]].<ref name="BarbVisit">[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref> It was a white two-story house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park and nestled in a lower middle-class suburban community. It was built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done from [[1986]]<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> to [[2014]], the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding.

Chris and his family have notoriously spent decades constantly filling up the house with tons of garbage and junk, earning it the nickname of '''"The Hoard"'''. In earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday in [[2002]], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy; but, in his [[Tour of Chris's House|first video tour]], Chris kept referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has only grown fuller and fuller ever since. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage, to the point where junk fills up entire rooms and reach within two feet of the ceiling (the living room was, for a while, basically inaccessible due to all the accumulated junk). Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

Of the three Chandlers, Barb was the biggest hoarder, and one of the biggest obstacles to cleaning the place aside from the general laziness of the family. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and feared that Chris's video tours could've elicited the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless, like most efforts to get the state to intervene in Chris's sorry life.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to [[Chores|simple maintenance]], like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing himself from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. Barb apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a [[computer]], but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>

In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.

On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction Of Chris's House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[rental house]] – which they predictably completely trashed – before moving back to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[December 2014]]. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on the [[26 December 2014|26th]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in [[January 2015]].

The house was vacant between the time of Chris and Barb's separation after the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout, and the first few weeks of the [[Jail Saga]] following Chris's arrest. A [[Kiwi Farms]] user confirmed that Barb returned to the house starting on, or at some point before, [[August 2021|August 29th 2021]].<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> where she is currently at the mercy of caretakers and family members after the [[November 2021]] car accident.<ref>[[Jail_Letter_-_27_November_2021#Kengle.27s_description_and_response]]</ref> As of 2023, it appears that 14 Branchland Court is finally receiving at least some of the TLC it deserves, as recent fan visits have found the lawn being clipped and cleared of rubbish, and portions of the all-consuming hoard within (including some of Chris's belongings) having been extricated into bins to be disposed of, suggesting that someone has been paid to help Barb maintain the property.<ref>[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref>

Following the dismissal of Chris's case in [[August 2023]], his car was spotted at 14 Branchland Court on 4 [[September 2023]], though it is still currently unknown if he has been let loose from whichever other facility is currently tending to him. It was eventually revealed in [[October 2023]] that his visit the month before was to retrieve any remaining belongings that weren't disposed of, namely some [[2021_Lost_Commissions|commissioned artwork he never finished]] from [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|two years ago]].

==History==
{{See also|Property tax assessment}}

14 Branchland Court was built in 1977 on a lot of 0.56 acres.<ref>[[Property tax assessment]]</ref>

Chris's parents presumably purchased 14 Branchland Court at some point between their marriage on 7 June 1980 (at which point they were still living in the Richmond area) and Chris's birth 20 months later. A plaque which hangs above Chris's bed in some videos (notably [[All Star]]) indicates that his parents' nickname for the house was '''"Wes-Chandler-Ton Manor"'''.

Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth on 24 [[February 1982]] until his family moved to the [[Richmond]] area in [[1993]] in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. Initially, Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.

The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - this is the number given in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (2000) and [[Cole Smithey]]'s 1994 postcard to Barbara. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.

==First House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}
{{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}
{{clear}}

[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia:Inferno (Dante)#Canto III: Vestibule of Hell|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]]]

In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court circa 2009.

{{clear}}

===Ground Floor===
[[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]

The north corner is what Chris describes as the '''[[music]] room''' (probably where Bob kept his extensive music collection), which was primarily the domain of Barbara, who frequently slept there. A small '''bathroom''' is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the '''utility room''', in which the family kept a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The '''family room''' (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by Bob, who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, then they were never filmed.

{{clear}}

===Top Floor===
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

'''[[Chris's room|Chris's bedroom]]''' is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy '''bathroom''', which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The '''[[kitchen]]''' and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris used for Internet access at the time was in this part of the house, as was a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Chris's parents never actually went upstairs, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wanted]] undisturbed (well, [[Bob Walks In|mostly undisturbed]]). The '''living room''', filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. It is likely the same as Chris's current '''[[Chris's room#Work room|work room]]''' used for storing toys and shooting videos.

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===Yard===
[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

In earlier pictures (when Chris was slimmer and he had yet to start his [[Love Quest]]), we can see that the Chandlers' yard used to be quite lush and beautiful, with a variety of flowers planted around the area, the grass clipped, and the trees healthy. Many people speculate that over the years, Chris's parents got too old and/or too lazy to care for their garden, leaving the area neglected.

The yard now consists of some simply crossed wood planters near the curb and some small shrubs and trees out front. The plants in the planters have long since died. The backyard contains a '''shed''' and a small platform leading to a back entrance. The shed is full of shit, most notably a car, and was once the place where Bob would tinker with machines. At one point, when Chris was a boy, the shed was known as the "dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C," and Bob would try to teach Chris how to build things - although Chris could not recollect what they had built.<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> After that, there are some trees and the pen where [[Patti]] once played. Her [[Father Call|5-10 ton doghouse]] still stands, and she is buried nearby. At some point, a tree branch fell on the grave. Being lazy, Chris could not summon the strength to pick the damn thing up.

The Chandlers were known to possess at least two riding lawn mowers. Chris whined about using one in the [[Father Call]]. Barb bought a new mower - a Craftsman Riding Lawn Tractor - for $1,400, on 26 October 2011;<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-1-21-17-moving-forward-still-wants-to-sell-the-lawn-tractor.725/page-2#post-7223</ref> five years later, she attempted to sell it on [[Craigslist]] for $595. The second mower is presumably the one seen in photos of the yard after the house fire, as the listing includes the tarp that is seen covering it. The mower had been so inactive that Chris noted the old gas would need to be replaced.

As of [[February 2012]], the yard has been completely obscured by trash, junked cars, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|God knows what else]]. In 2013, a troll passing Chris's house in his car uploaded [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZKGe4BOSE a video], showing the front yard almost completely covered by an untrimmed lawn, in addition to the above.

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==Second House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}

In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way and begins sounding increasingly [[Stress|annoyed]] as he attempts to navigate the claustrophobic environment. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess--the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.

Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes, and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or his mother have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.

In [[Chris and his ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.

When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.

Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Borb|his parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.

By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.

==2014 house fire==
[[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]

{{Main|2014 house fire}}

On 10 January 2014, a fire broke out at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles, and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire from smoke inhalation and was later buried in the backyard.

The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] survived, albeit partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.

As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.

Chris and his mother stayed at a [[Rental House|rental house]] in nearby [[wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. To the shock of absolutely no one, Chris and Barb managed to trash that house up as well; photos taken by Chris showed rodent shit on the house's carpeting, and [[Rental House Tour|eyewitness reports]] showed that the conditions in the rental house were basically the same as they were at 14 Branchland Court. Trolls reported in [[April 2015]] that the house was still vacant four months after Chris and Barb moved out.

For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.

==Post-fire renovation==

[[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]

On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. While some were hopeful that Chris would learn from this experience, take better care of his home and not cause it to be the clusterfucked fire hazard it was last time, it ''really'' hasn't seemed hopeful, [[Autism|given]] [[Barb|certain]] [[Chris_and_health#Living_conditions|factors]].

Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house.

After Chris's second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of and take photos of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. Their photographs showed that the Chandler headquarters have been modernized, and no longer looks like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and currently full of the hoard.

===Current state===
{{quote|A loving fairly well-kept home of my father. I kept it up..|Chris, lying to himself about the state of his home in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]
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[[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]

In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding are slowly turning it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris. Ironically, the Garden, which in the years before the fire had become increasingly bereft of plants, is just about the only part of the property which is thriving as of 2020, having become overgrown and unkempt with weeds, wildflowers, and plants encroaching from neighboring properties.

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File:A few seconds of Barb dancing.png|April 2018 - At the bottom left is one of the newspaper spots where [[Clover and Snoopy]] [[Clover and Snoopy#Poor Living Conditions and Neglect|relieve themselves]]. Near the [[kitchen]] entrance.
File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|July 2019 - Filthy, stained carpet against a hoard of toys, taken in Chris's [[Work Room]] through the Pokemon Go game, shared with the comment, "Party Time."
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In October 2017, one of the bathrooms had a clogged shower drain, possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. His solution was to pour Liquid Plumr into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs.<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#Clogged shower drain]]</ref>

Other notable changes:

*The [[kitchen]] is now accessible and can be used for cooking. Chris has used it to [[Specimen Sample|store his semen]].
*Chris's [[bedroom]] is now on the first floor, his former room being used for storage.
*The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, is now Chris's toy-filled workroom.

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==Third House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}

Chris filmed the third tour during [[March 2018]]. While his house is shown being '''''very''''' slightly less messy than it normally is, even that's being ridiculously charitable. Chris's room is packed to the rafters with all sorts of clothes and Rubbermaid bins, though it's semi-accessible, and shockingly, so are the oven and kitchen sink. Overall, he is shown having less of a struggle walking through his house, but there is still plenty of junk accumulating over the tables, hallways, kitchen, and shelves, suggesting it's only soon before long that the house will return to being the fire hazard that it was not too long ago.

==Tour of the Chandler Yard==
{{See also|Pokemon GO}}
[[File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 4.jpg|thumb|250px|A derelict shed in the Chandler yard.]]

In [[April 2019]], Chris, while playing [[Pokémon]] Go, used the game to photograph several locations in the yard, uploading them to his Google [[Sonichu Headquarters]] page.<ref>https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/108869577750408912899/photos/@38.2001432,-78.4081779,17z/data=!4m3!8m2!3m1!1e1</ref>

The eerie images unintentionally capture the abandoned state of the yard, including the gazebo, [[Bob]]'s old greenhouse, the unkempt, weed-strewn, and thinning lawn, and a derelict shed, as backdrops against colorful game characters. In essence, the images are a look into Chris's psyche and his own abandonment of [[reality]] for escapist fantasies.

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==Mortgage==
The Chandler family has assumed two mortgages on 14 Branchland Court. The first was fully paid sometime before [[February 2009]], when Chris attested his house had no mortgage against it.<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref> The '''second mortgage''' on the property was filed in [[April 2009]] for $130,000,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref> held at first by [https://www.suntrust.com/ SunTrust Bank] but since transferred to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus], now operating as [https://www.mrcooper.com/ Mr. Cooper]<ref>https://www.consumerfinance.gov/about-us/newsroom/consumer-financial-protection-bureau-settles-with-mortgage-servicer-for-illegal-practices-that-impeded-borrowers-attempts-to-avoid-foreclosure/#:~:text=Seterus%20is%20no%20longer%20operating,Cooper.</ref>. As of 31 [[August 2016]], the Chandlers still owe '''$115,000''', which is still more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref> Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] furnishes (or once furnished) the roughly $800 monthly payment.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|"I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly."]]</ref><ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref> Contrary to a popular misconception, it is not a reverse mortgage:<ref>https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/reverse+mortgage</ref><ref>The latest confirmation that 14 Branchland Court currently has no reverse mortgage was during [[Discord Q&A 7]] on the night of 15 September 2020.</ref> the mortgage is estimated to extend thirty years, with 5% interest.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref>

Among the Chandlers' various [[debt]]s, the mortgage is the primary cause of the [[Financhu Crisis]]: acute circumstances relating to it have caused Chris to resort to begging many times. As for the reason why the Chandlers took on said mortgage can be summed up to paying off Barb's credit card debt; a bad move. On one occasion, [[Chris and negotiation|he pleaded idly]] with his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] to pay the entire mortgage at once for him.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref> Moreover, the Chandlers have repeatedly neglected their monthly payments. When the [[Idea Guys]] had threatened to destroy [[CWCville]] and his [[eBay]] sales were not enough to meet their $6,000 ransom, Chris withheld a mortgage payment to save his [[Chris and reality|fictional setting]].

Chris's closest flirt with financial ruin occurred on 8 [[May 2018]], when he announced that the home could be foreclosed upon if they failed to make two mortgage payments the next day;<ref>[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!]]</ref> fans donated enough to prevent this. Onlookers speculate, given [[Chris and money|Chris's financial habits]] and [[Barb]]'s other debts, that after she passes away, that the estate could well be liquidated after her passing, or that Chris may struggle to keep up mortgage payments in the face of so many [[My Little Pony|tempting]] [[Vidya|distractions]].

Chris claimed in [[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|a jail letter]] that the "Sonichu Temple" now had a mortgage of less than $90,000 (assuming he has mastered the distinction between the [[Chris and science#Algebra|greater than and less than symbols]]), and begged for donations to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to help pay this.

==Neighbors==
{{quote|When I was pulling up to the stop sign on the cul-de-sac, the neighbor directly across the street from 14 Branchland yelled out "He's in jail!" with a big grin.|A Kiwi Farms user visiting 14 Branchland Court in the wake of Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge.<ref name=Dec21photos>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#December Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|thumb|House prices in the vicinity of 14BC reported on Zillow in 2019. Note the decent price estimates of neighboring buildings, while 14BC itself lacks a valuation altogether.]]
Although the Chandlers have mostly kept to themselves over the years, they have had some notable interactions with their neighbors:

*The [[abusive babysitter]] was a neighbor of the Chandlers in 1983, living on Westwood Drive, Ruckersville.

*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.

*In the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#FIRE.21]]</ref>

*Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>[[Clover and Snoopy#Stealing a Neighbor.27s Dog]]</ref>

*At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. Chris claims the neighbor retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Chris the Cat-Killer]]</ref>

*In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.

*In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook_posts]]</ref>

*On 25 [[January 2019]], Chris tweeted how a neighbor angrily yelled at Chris for making his child [[tomgirl|question their gender identity]].<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Week round-up]]</ref>

*On 15 [[July 2021]], one of Chris's neighbors helped him bury his dog [[Snoopy]].<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref>

==Visiting==
{{main|Fan visits}}
[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|200px|A fan visiting Chris at his house.]]
When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.

Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], the [[Magical Man]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them except Magical Man has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.

Despite this, some fans have made the trip out to visit Chris at his home and have posed for photos with him, showing that Chris had lightened up on his stance.

In 2021, after [[Jail Saga|Chris was jailed for incest]], some weens made the pilgrimage to harass Barb for information about Chris, leaving empty-handed.
That said, it bears repeating: '''do NOT visit 14 Branchland Court to harass Barb,''' as you are likely causing undue stress on an ailing woman who had an incestuous affair with her own son.

==Chris and his address==
[[File:Sonichu temple of ruckersville in cwcville va by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od5t-pre.jpg|thumb|Drawing of Chris' house by him ([[December 2021]])]]
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Chris has probably never realized this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.
* On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous YouTuber [[PewDiePie]] (aka Felix Kjellberg) at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.
* On 20 April 2019, Chris listed his address and phone number as part of the [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Google My Business]] program under the name "Sonichu Headquarters." He also expressed interest in making his house a Pokéstop.
When he and Barb stayed at the rental house, it didn't take long for him to [[Brushfire Video|drop ''that'' house's address]].

When Chris writes out his full home address, he has a tendency to write his nine-digit [[wikipedia:ZIP_Code#ZIP+4|ZIP+4]] number (22968-'''''9545''''') instead of just his five-digit ZIP Code. This is rarely done for home addresses as it is considered unnecessary.

==The Fate of 14 BC==
It goes without saying the house will be foreclosed once Barb passes away. What will become of it afterwards remains uncertain. Because Chris no longer resides there, it is unlikely he'll be moving back in given his bad [[Financhu Crisis | financial]] [[Debt | record]]. As for the property itself, it's possible the house will either be sold to a family looking for a place to live, a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fan]] looking to preserve the property, or by weens trying to outbid one another in order to convert it into a [[Messiah complex|temple]]/[[Chris and his ego|museum]] for all things Chris and Sonichu related.

==Gallery==
===September 2013===
On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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===March 2014===
On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.
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===April 2014===
On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums. Most of the windows had now been boarded up as the repair work commenced, and a large tarpaulin was covering the section of the roof where the fire had broken out to stop water from getting in. Chris's second known [[Son-Chu|car]], a white Cadillac Seville, was in attendance at the time.

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===April 2015===
Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.

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File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.
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===June 2017-August 2021===
More, from [[June 2017]] to [[August 2021]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382102</ref>

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File:14 BC in 2017 1.jpg|The lawn, overgrown but not ''quite'' as wrecked as it used to be.
File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|[[Son-Chu]], next to Barb's Dodge Caravan.
File:14 BC in 2017 3.jpg|While not visible in the photo, the license plate for Barb's car is "B. Weston".
File:14 BC in 2017 4.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.
File:14bc June 2019.jpg| [[June 2019]]
File:14bc620.jpg|[[June 2020]]
File:June2021Visit2.jpg|June 2020: [[Fanta|"Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda."]]
File:August2021House1.jpg|[[August 2021]]
File:August2021House2.jpg|August 2021
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===September 2021===
On 6 [[September 2021]], a self-published author trying to promote his book, [[Winfield Winfield]], released 18 pictures of the house and surrounding structures.

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===December 2021===
On 16 December 2021, [[Larry Vaughn]] took photos of the house at night, noting also that the [[Son-Chu|van]] was gone<ref>{{Cite Reddit|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|title=Just Went to Chris' House for the Second Time This Year. The Van's Gone.|post=ri3xbf/just_went_to_chris_house_for_the_second_time_this}}</ref> (as the photos were taken a few weeks after Barb's Fail to Yield Right of Way accident).
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On 20 December 2021, a Kiwi Farms user took a couple photos of the house. He disagreed with [[Larry Vaughn]]'s assertion that there was a "For Sale" sign, stating that he did not see one.<ref name=Dec21photos></ref> The overgrown lawn and bushes around the house also appeared to have been cut back by this time, suggesting that someone was given instructions to tend to it, revealing an abundance of plastic rubbish bins and other objects that had previously been hidden by the greenery.
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===October 2022===
On 15 [[October 2022]] a user on the Kiwi Farms took pictures of the house in the day. The user notes how the patio had rotted and the shed had collapsed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#October Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>

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===January 2023===
{{main|Redditor Ruckersville visit}}
On 22 [[January 2023]], Reddit user Iron_Taipan took photos of the yard. His photos showed bags of trash placed at the curb, including a [[Transformers]] toy box.

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===March 2023===
Posted to a Facebook group, sonichu christianposting, on 13 March 2023.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/11qu2s3/14_blc_as_of_today/</ref>

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===May 2023===
{{main|Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS}}
On 3 [[May 2023]], Reddit user DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS posted a series of images of the front yard of 14BC at night. Of note, it showed a well-kept exterior, as well as the lit window of [[Chris's room]] and his hand-drawn [[Sonichu_Comic|Sonichu]] poster. Another ween visited on 23 May 2023, taking a daytime photo that does not contain anything of note, although the bins at the front of the property were full of hedge clippings, indicating that a gardener had recently tended to the grounds of the house.

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==TSSSF cards==
14 Branchland Court has been featured as custom [[TSSSF]] cards.

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File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The house, in which Chris refers to it as a "temple."
File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|The abandoned gazebo. "Come on in."
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== Videos ==

'''Rammspieler'''

A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture
| ytid = nHRsavBhxGA
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
| maker = Rammspieler
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2020.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House June 2020)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QOlC-LLQ7Vc}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2020]]
| maker = Checkable Reality
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2022.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House October 2022)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9n9BBPqJjCo}}
| stardate = 11 [[October 2022]]
| maker = whitepaws
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

==See also==
* [[Chris's room]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]
* [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]
* [[Tour of Christian's House]]
* [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
* [[2014 house fire]]
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.
* [[Fan visits]]

==References==
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Son-Chu

2023-11-15T14:07:00Z

Zillachu: /* Cadillac Seville */

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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]

'''Son-Chu''' is the name [[Chris]] has given to his cars. Chris has driven several cars over the years, all bearing vanity plates reading "[[sonichu|SONICHU]]" (or, most recently "SONCIHU"). Son-Chu's first incarnation was a [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]] that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white [[wikipedia:Cadillac Seville|Cadillac Seville]], until it died from a cracked engine block. From [[September 2014]] to [[November 2018]], Chris drove a [[wikipedia:Ford Focus|2010 Ford Focus sedan]], until its engine died. The Chandlers subsequently shared one vehicle: [[Barb]]'s Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth and final incarnation of Son-Chu, until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] and a thief stealing the unattended vehicle's plates, at which point the plates have been replaced and the van is now Barb's alone. The van was totaled in [[November 2021]] following a T-bone collision which left Barb injured with broken ribs and a concussion.<ref name=27nov>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref>

It is not known when Chris got his driver's license. The earliest he could have gotten it was 24 February [[1998]], his sixteenth birthday. However, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], completed in May [[2000]], Chris documents himself riding home from school on the (short) bus, suggesting that he still had not learned to drive. At the latest, Chris would have needed to obtain a license by fall [[2000]] in order to drive himself to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. In the [[Talk:Jessie Ruddy|Jessie Ruddy chatlogs]], which are of uncertain authenticity, Chris claims that he got his license at 18.

While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[Chris and...|elsewhere]] in this very wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|cause]] [[28_October_2011|personal injury]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.

==Name backstory==
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a one-ton mobile weapon).]]

Since Chris is a huge fan of ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car]]".<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:

{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.

Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.

**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.}}

The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt</ref> and/or Wipe-Out,<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out</ref> both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars.

==Iterations of Son-Chu==
===Ford Escort===
[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|250px|First Son-Chu.]]
A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref>

Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump|screw]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/>

[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]

Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles on it.

===Cadillac Seville===
[[File:IMG_5312.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris's second Son-Chu, a Cadillac Seville, seen outside the still fire-ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]].]]

According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from February 2012, Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by [[jerkop]]s. Considering how many miles the Escort had on it and how poorly Chris maintained it, there's a very high likelihood it was simply no longer drivable and needed too much work to be roadworthy again - that, or Chris, as inept as he is, simply couldn't figure out how to get it repaired or have someone fix it for him. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall 2011, as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's [[Wikipedia:Ford Aerostar|Ford Aerostar]] during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in June 2011, at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In September 2013, it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white [[Wikipedia:Cadillac Seville#1992.E2.80.931997|1992-1997 Cadillac Seville]], which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since 2012. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of 14 Branchland Court, confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door.

In September 2014, Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on [[Craigslist]], also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline." Cracked engine blocks were actually a fairly common issue with this generation of Cadillacs due to the [[Wikipedia:Northstar engine series#Head gasket issues|Northstar V8 engine]] having major design flaws, meaning the damage was most likely not caused by Chandler neglect, nor the fault of a mechanic as Chris claims.
[[File:SevilleFinalState.jpeg|thumb|250px|The Seville before being scrapped.]]
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in December of 2014. The block damage was repaired and the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in December of 2016. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.<ref>https://archive.ph/DUF89/</ref>

===Ford Focus===
[[File:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|250px|A [[fan]] poses with Son-Chu at [[Too Many Games]], 22 [[June 2018]]. Note the extremely poor bay parking, which would be marked down as a fault on a practical driving test.]]
{{Quote|And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus.|Chris<ref>[[September_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}

On 24 September 2014, Chris had purchased a used [[Wikipedia:Ford Focus (second generation, North America)|second generation Ford Focus]] (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.<ref>[[Catherine]]</ref>

This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation.

In July 2018, Chris recorded [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] Although [[fans]] gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In November 2018, [[The Captain]] reported that the car's engine was permanently broken:

{{quote|The day before [[Chandler Cats#Patches|Patches]] died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.}}

The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. Considering Chris's history of automotive maintenance (particularly his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First), plus Bob no longer being around to do it for him, it's more than likely that the engine damage resulted from simply being neglected.

The car was sold at auction over the winter and repaired. In May 2019, the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors in Maryland, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold in July of that year to someone who would probably treat it better. The car is still on the road to this day, beating the odds and surviving Chandler ownership.<ref>[http://archive.ph/akZTA Car listing]</ref> Chris never bought anything to replace it and instead started driving Barb's minivan during the winter of 2018-2019.

===Barb's Dodge Caravan===
[[File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's Ford Focus and Barb's Dodge Caravan in a photo from June 2017.]]

Barb owned a [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Chrysler minivans (RS)|Dodge Grand Caravan]], which had the license plate "B WESTON".<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220525060721/https://findbyplate.com/US/VA/BWESTON/ info]</ref> She was seen behind the wheel in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Chris apparently borrowed the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.<ref>https://archive.is/2ohFq</ref>

Chris borrowed the car to drive to [[BronyCon]] due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a [[Sheetz]] gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record [[Waiting for the tow truck]].

[[File:Sonichu van.png|thumb|left|150px|The Dodge Caravan with Sonichu plates as seen in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Chris's Google Intro video.]]]]
After the death of Chris's Focus in November 2018, the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb. Most likely this was a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his tugboat on [[Lego|more]] [[List of Chris's video games|pressing]] [[McDonald's|matters]] instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car.
[[File:Son-Chu_at_courthouse,_19_June_2019.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The back of the Dodge Caravan as of Chris's [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|June 2019 debt hearing]].]]
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, cementing it as the fourth iteration of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in [[April 2019]].

In August 2019, the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to [[BronyCon]], the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated:<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]]</ref>

{{quotebox|after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.}}

A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken [[Wikipedia:catalytic converter|catalytic converter]] or fuel pressure sensor; this is likely to cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the [[Financhu Crisis]].
[[File:AutoRepairPapers.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The bill for the exhaust/brake repairs.]]
The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape]]</ref>

On 28 March 2021, Chris damaged the van, denting its trunk door and smashing its rear windshield, by backing up into a big rig trailer. He and Barb took it to a body shop to have the trunk door replaced.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref>

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Chris planned to drive the van to attend the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention in Seattle, WA, which would have been a 41-hour drive crossing mountainous terrain. However, [[Null]] vetoed the plan out of safety concerns and arranged for a flight instead.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]</ref> However, the [[Incest call]] completely derailed these plans and the trip was cancelled. Instead, Chris took his car to a hotel in Richmond, where he parked it in a spot where he could wait out a few nights before he could return to [[14 Branchland Court|his home]]. Chris was arrested on 1 August 2021, leaving the car unattended. Sometime between then and 3 August 2021, a [[4-cent_garbage|4channer]] stole the vanity license plates off of the vehicle.

The van was returned to the Chandler Household around, or exactly on 29 August 2021, this time with Barb's plates put back onto it.

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On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb, not having her son to drive her anywhere, experienced a traffic accident with a tractor-trailer. The van got T-boned on its left side, with the airbags not deployed, resulting in Barb breaking two of her ribs and getting a concussion.<ref name=27nov></ref> The van was totaled and Barb was charged with Fail to Yield Right-of-Way for the incident and paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs.

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File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord1.jpg|Carfax report on the November 2021 crash.
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===Chevrolet Aveo===
Following the [[Jail Saga]], on 25 [[August 2023]], Chris was spotted driving a [[2006]] Chevrolet Aveo. Records showed that the vehicle was purchased on 19 [[May 2023]] for $3,500.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

According to Carfax, the Aveo, as of 3 August 2023, has 138,482mi, and in typical Chris fashion, is overdue for an oil change.<ref>[[:File:Chevrolet_Aveo_Mileage.png]]</ref>
[[File:IMG 8573.jpg|thumb|150px|How do you misspell your life's work?]]
As was tradition with the previous iterations, Chris added a vanity license plate: "SONCIHU". (Chris [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU"). The license plate also has a specialty design promoting the Friends of the Blue Ridge nonprofit, with a blue and gold color scheme reminiscent of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself.

On 4 September 2023, the Aveo was [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#14_Branchland_Court|sighted]] at [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref>
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On 19 September 2023, the Aveo was spotted at an unspecified parking lot and photographed. The photo shows Chris had duct-taped something to his dash, and also that the paint on the hood was peeling in large amounts.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Unspecified parking lot]]</ref>
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==Handicap parking permit==
Being a [[high-functioning autistic]] [[male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.

Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [https://archive.is/ux8X9 Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or [[26 December 2014|having meltdowns in public]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[https://archive.is/ZKGTF Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref><ref>[https://archive.is/0zzHr Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.

==Dashboard==
[[File:Pace car.jpeg|thumb]]

In 2017, Chris had a [[Skylanders avatar]] of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his [[Tomgirl]] persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50.

[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|left|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]
A [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror.

Interesting to note is that [https://archive.is/RqZjB Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's high-functioning life, he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.
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==Vanity plate==
{{quote|I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones.|Chris<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>}}

[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]
[[File:The Chris Chan Conspiracy - Framed Son-Chu License Plate.png|thumb|200px|Another vanity plate seen in a frame at 14 Branchland Court in footage shown in the second episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]''.]]
[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png|thumb|200px|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]]

The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|vanity plate]] read "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]) and another reading "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]).<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> Barb has or had a vanity plate reading "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#B Weston License Plate]]</ref> It is worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state (16.2% of all eligible vehicles as of 2007), so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref>

Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.

The SONICHU plate was a favorite target for thieves. One such theft occurred to the Dodge Caravan after Chris was arrested for incest on 1 August 2021, which resulted in the van being unattended at a motel parking lot.

About a day after Chris's arrest, a once anonymous troll going by the alias Airsoft Al, left a sticky note on his car and stole his license plate. Not too long after he posted about it on 4chan. An autistic user named Airsoft Al was framed for it by '''Chase Lopez''' of being Abstract Airsoft.

Following the [[Jail Saga]], with the introduction of the Chevrolet Aveo, a new iteration of the SONICHU plate was created, this time bearing the name "SONCIHU".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

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==Bumper stickers==
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.

From left to right:

* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[https://archive.is/ECj6V]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably buys his [[Britney Spears]] CDs.
* An [[America]]n flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world.
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his endorsement.
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.

As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.

[[File:Son-Chu_at_Walmart,_2_June_'17.jpeg|thumb|right|Last image of the Ford Son-Chu, showing its bumper stickers. Note that Chris is indeed parked in a [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicap]] space.]]

In 2016, an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from [[June 2017]], taken in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on [[Chris and brand loyalty|promotions for businesses and charities]]. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is:

[[File:Sonchufocus-rear.jpg|thumb|right|The virgin mobile with the stickers peeled off]]

* Atlas Comics<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100110134110/http://www.atlascomicbooks.com/]</ref> - A barebones text advertisement for a now-defunct local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the [[DayOut]] videos, but has never talked about it otherwise).
* Brown<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100106062022/http://www.brownautos.com/]</ref> - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris.
* Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a [[Tomgirl|transgender]] pride flag.
* SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being.
* Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining [[Women's Rights|pinup girl]]
* State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance.
* Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with [[Rainbow|rainbow-patterned]] stripes above and below.
* HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] political advocacy group.
* WTJU<ref>[https://archive.is/w0ct5]</ref> - The logo of a variety music station operated from the [[University of Virginia]], where [[Bob]] once hosted a [[WTJU Marathon|jazz marathon]].
{{clear}}

==Distracted driving==
[[File:drivingtotheextreme.png|thumb|right|Driving to the extreme!]]
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his [[Dimensions|dimensional]] beliefs while behind the wheel.

While driving to the 2019 [[BronyCon]], Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of [[Reldnahc]]'s army trying to invade [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 18</ref>. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied<ref>https://archive.is/PKV6R</ref>:

{{quotebox|I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache.}}

After BronyCon, according to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] had to help him drive through temporary possession<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 25]]</ref>.

In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights:

{{quoteboxgreen|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the [[BronyCon|con]] center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.<ref>https://archive.is/tGNBz</ref>}}

===Collisions and near-misses===
Chris and Barb have wound up in several fender benders, usually of his own fault, on multiple occasions:

* On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a [[Mumble_2#Chris_Crashes_Due_To_Math|Mumble chat]] that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator".
* On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerks|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.
* About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.
* During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.
* During the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb attempted to escape the GAMe PLACe parking lot. While doing so, they hit Snyder twice with their car, resulting in unspecified injuries. Both Chris and Barb received a felony failure to stop charge as a result. During [[This is how the Trial went|their sentencing]], Chris was ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills from the incident.
* In [[September 2013]], Chris caused another fender-bender:
{{quotebox|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}
* In [[August 2019]], Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.<ref name=aug2019car></ref>
* On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris backed up into a big rig trailer, causing a smashed rear window and dented door frame to his vehicle.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref>
* On 23 [[November 2021]], [[Barb]] failed to yield the right-of-way<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> in an accident with a tractor trailer, totaling her Dodge Caravan.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref><ref>https://archive.is/VXneP/</ref>

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==Other incidents==
* On 10 December [[2002]], Barb was pulled over in [[wikipedia:Louisa County, Virginia|Louisa County]] and charged with a defective right-side brake light. She ultimately paid $47.00 in court costs.<ref>[[:File:Barbchan2.PNG]]</ref>
* On 26 [[February 2009]], Chris locked himself out of his car during the [[Ohio trip]].
* In [[April 2019]], Chris lost his wallet at a gas station in [[wikipedia:Newport News, Virginia|Newport News, Virginia]] after placing it on top of his van, forgetting it, and driving away. The wallet was turned into the local police station where Chris retrieved it later that month.<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#Chris Loses His Wallet]]</ref>

==Other cars==
===Barb's BMW===
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|Barb's Beemer]]
Barb formerly owned a 1999 [[Wikipedia:BMW Z3|BMW Z3]], a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and tried to sell it in [[2014]], asking for 10 grand.<ref>[[December_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>

===Barb's Aerostar===
[[File:Screenshot 46.png|thumb|Barb's Aerostar]]
Prior to the Grand Caravan, Barb drove a teal 1992 Ford Aerostar. It's only really notable for being Chris's vehicle of choice during the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident.]] Other than that, it only appeared in the background of a handful of videos and photos before being replaced with the Grand Caravan sometime in 2012-2013. The fate of the van is currently unknown and it has most likely been scrapped, though this generation of Ford minivans were actually fairly reliable and it's not out of the question that the van is still on the road somewhere.

===The Mitsu===
[[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.

==In the comic==
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], but in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] transforms into an [[Autobot]] and helps fight against the [[PVCC]] invasion of CWCville. Then, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] to perform "[[Revive Zordon]]" and massacre the workers at the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from ''Transformers'' canon, [[wikipedia:Hotrod (Transformers)|Hotrod]] and [[wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].

[[File:Sonchu explain 3.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris quotes the [[CWCki]]]]
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]].</ref>

{{quotebox|I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time.}}

==Toy Son-Chu==
[[File:Son-chu package.jpeg|thumb]]

Chris created a Son-Chu figure in March 2017. It appeared in [[Son-Chu Review]], a ''48-minute''-long video of him playing with toys.

Son-Chu's bio reads:

{{quotebox|The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!}}

It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce<ref>https://archive.is/IFJG4</ref>.

He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his [[stamps]] business.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:St patrick's.jpg|A drawing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, March 2017. Chris did not explain what an Autobot has to do with an Irish-themed celebration.
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.
File:Sonchu explain 2.jpeg|Prototype design from a Transformers.com game. Chris kept these for over ''10 years''.
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless.
File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition.
File:Carsonchu.png|Google Street View from [[June 2011]]. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter.
File:Escortvscaravan.jpg|Tonight on top gear, we review the Son-chu's
File:Son-chu pose.jpg| Son-Chu and the CWC Defens
File:IMG_8573.jpg|The car [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Son-Chu_sighting|seen]] driving [[August 2023]]
</gallery>
</center>

== Sources ==
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==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Car Pranks]]
* [[Hot Wheels]]

{{Relics of Fail}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

August 2021

2023-11-10T21:03:51Z

Zillachu:

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot in August 2021]]

'''August''' was the eighth month of [[2021]], and the final month in which Chris was readily available to the public until [[2023]]. It marked the third time in [[Christory|history]] that Chris was in serious legal trouble, this time for admitting to [[Affair with Mother|engaging in incest with Barb]].

The month began with Chris being [[Incest Arrest|arrested in a motel parking lot and jailed without bond]], and being suspended from [[Patreon]]. For obvious reasons, Chris was radio silent for the remainder of the month, with all new information limited to court appearances and the occasional leaking of old videos.

==Highlights==
* '''1 August'''
** Chris's Bank of America account is spent down to $1.03.<ref>[[:File:BoA alert 1 Aug 2021.png]]</ref>
** With his final hours of freedom, Chris messages [[The WCT]] to inform him of Chris's good night of sleep, and that the neighbors were taking care of the pets.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>
** Police [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest Chris at his temporary residence]] at the Regency Inn Richmond on suspicion of incest. [[Post-Merge Era#Ethan Ralph|Ethan Ralph]] and his crew stream his arrest live on the internet while Chris asserts full confidence in the [[Dimensional Merge]] happening.
* '''2 August'''
** Chris is charged with incest and is transferred from Henrico County Jail to Central Virginia Regional Jail: police warned that Chris may face additional charges from the allegations.
** [[Patreon]] suspends Chris in response to the incest allegations.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Patreon Banned Chris]]</ref>
** Twitter user jab50yen describes how he and Linda [[TooManyGames#jab50yen's post-incest confession|de-escalated]] Chris’s mental breakdown at the [[TooManyGames]] convention in 2018, confirming that Chris did not [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soil himself]] during the incident.
* '''3 August''' - The license plates for Chris's car, the [[Son-Chu]], [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|are stolen]] by an anon on /b/; there were allegations that the person who stole the plates tried to frame someone else for the theft.<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/860223907/ [https://archive.is/7NxSl archive]</ref> The [[Kiwi Farms]] also report a rise in Chris-related listings on [[eBay]], with sellers seeking to make a profit off the allegations.
* '''4 August''' - A Greene County judge appoints Charlottesville attorney [[David Heilberg]] to represent Chris.
* '''5 August'''
** Chris makes his [[Jail Saga#First court appearance|first appearance in Greene County court]]. He interrupts his attorney and the judge multiple times by stomping his feet and demanding to be allowed to retrieve [[List of toys|his personal possessions]] from [[14 Branchland Court]]. Chris is denied bond until his next court date, then scheduled for September 16th, 2021.<ref name="initial_trial">[https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>
** [[CopperCab]] uploads the second half of his interview with Chris from 2017, noting that he had always intended to upload the second part, but wasn't sure why it hadn't been done when the interview was still new.
* '''7 August''' - Chris writes an entry in his jail diary (his "Goddess Log", although it is not known if he was calling it that at this point) justifying his "cleansing" of Barbara and claiming that she would have died in this month if he had not.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref>
* '''7 August''' - Chris's case is briefly featured on Fox News,<ref>[[Chris in the media#Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight]]</ref> exposing him to millions of boomers.
* '''13–15 August''' - [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention held in Seattle, WA (which Chris planned on attending, but was ultimately banned from)<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Everfree revoked]]</ref> took place without him.
* '''15 August''' - [[Chris Kisses Rosechu]], recorded in [[February 2021]], is leaked. In it, Chris, while possessed by Sonichu, pretending to kiss an imaginary [[Rosechu]] in a public library's conference room.
* '''16 August''' - Chris's [[YouTube]] account, CwcvilleGuardian, is hacked into. An old shitpost of [[Anthony LoGatto]] saying "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULLLAAAAAY!]]" is uploaded to the channel.
* '''20 August''' - Chris sends a letter from jail to an unknown party.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 20 August 2021]]</ref>
* '''29 August''' - A Kiwi Farms user alleges Barb's return to 14 Branchland Court.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> This was later confirmed conclusively by the next month.<ref>[[Fan_visits#e1ectricthunder|Barb Visit]]</ref>

==References==
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{{timeline}}

November 2023 livestreams

2023-11-10T12:38:25Z

Zillachu: /* Highlights */

These are livestreams filmed by Chris in [[November 2023]], influenced by [[Praetor]].

==Medallion Moulding Q&A==
'''Medallion Moulding Q&A''' is a livestream Chris filmed on 3 [[November 2023]]. In it, Chris makes some [[Medallions]] while reading some questions in the chat. As with [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4|the previous stream]], the chat and comment section is mainly full of [[Weens|weens]] saying various outdated memes and quotes such as "#1 BARBUSSY ENJOYER." The stream made over $600 from donors.

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====Description====
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====Highlights====
{{Transcript}}

'''10:09:''' Chris gets upset over a green screen error saying it bugs his OCD.

'''13:40:''' Chris loses it over getting called Ian, fuelling the weens in the chat.

'''25:50:''' Chris confirms he still hates MLP G5 and will not watch the movie until G4 Season 14 Ep 26 is aired.

'''28:32:''' Chris tells the audience that Jacob Sockness is dead after a ween pretends to be him.

'''29:08:''' Chris gives a blessing to fellow lolcow Daniel Larson.

'''1:04:55:''' Chris shouts out a fake sponsorship from Welches fruit snacks as there is no chance he would ever get a real sponsorship.

'''1:14:42:''' Chris does an abysmal impression of Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas.

'''1:36:42:''' Chris does an abysmal Cartman impression, nearing the level of horrible to his infamous Donald Duck Impression.

'''1:41:35:''' Chris struggles to remember Cryzel Rosechus's age and goes through mental gymnastics to say shes over 20 when according to Chris was 14 when he got "married" to her.

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traditional clay this is not Model Magic

we're not using that on

these no absolutely not G4 I'm not

watching anything G5 until after myo P

friendship is Magic season 14 episode 26

is aired

period uh favorite song Still Sonic Boom

Sega CD long version at the end credits

I like that all

time I'm working these

here there you tell me

look good how about

um eat a

bun H I'll post it soon enough I just

haven't got around to it yet I've been

really busy and I just been drained by

lots of things in the metaphysical my

metaphysical workings and

everything oh no nobody actually visited

me in jail at all on that note period so

you can put that rumor like to rest you

can lay that rumor to

rest thank you but I'm afraid I can only

appreciate you as a kind individual and

platonically okay unfortunately this is

why listen do this guy

talk

yeah okay this is why I got do

five

five anyway working on me and I'll

take I'm taking the questions and I'm

just doing as I

feel I told you what it was I told you

the truth nothing happened

period um I have not I don't know what

that is consciously I do not consciously

know what that

is yeah

um we have more we have every single

individual in a variety of music between

both halves of our

Earth NOP you're dead you're gone you're

dead period bye-bye clean goodbye you're

long dead I'm never saying your name not

even in justest Period never even say

I'm never saying that name again you're

dead that guy's dead anyway

oh yeah I've

uh yeah I've

I've uh down I've I've tone down the

number of my friends on my

game there I say PR to this guy for that

guy faster than light in time

anyway there's no Curtis

here anyway there you go you see the

other Med

mode now I can appreciate that these get

moded and under my approval as

well you're

welcome um

anyway ah the extra extraterrestrial

individuals from throughout the cosmos

the space um they're just about as good

as good of individuals and creatures as

any other

really you know

what speak for yourself

guy just simply speak for

yourself thank

you

that is none of your business about

where I live I'm keeping that Offline

that is strictly

personal well that's to be confirmed uh

you just uh we take we'll take

applications uh later when I make when I

we'll take applications through the

Gmail I'm G put that in the queue for

later that thought I just had anyway

thank you

Kimba thank you Kima I mean

Simba happy happy birthday you are very

blessed yes you

are oh um yeah we're working on that

just that's another detail we got

multiple multiple details sorting out

um yeah yeah just well when we get

around to actually further doing on the

Minecraft everybody will be brought in

and to work now we have a lot we have

received very good responses to that I

am very

grateful I let the snow lights out the

Pokeball and it's a shiny snor lats snor

lats you think

I you think I actually left reality no

it's just what is reality anyway I mean

you never really thought about it

personally

um yeah no

comment all those that submit their

submit their responses to their

Minecraft server we'll be we'll get

response soon enough we've just been

busy with many many other

things you will find life you will live

find love someday in some like guy dark

B you

will you just got to follow light power

path and uh

[Music]

everything

anyway

I I am somewhere safe everything is good

you do I'm not going to be any more

specific than that and if you don't see

my car in Ruckersville that means I'm

not there so that's to whole two plus

two half

problem you know what I will say one

thing so you know what it's like that

one it's like I'm making a reference

here to a certain uh MLP fan F fan fan

animation on that's on YouTube just like

you know it's as if Celestia had

banished B

banished rainbow and Pinkie Pie to the

Moon in favor of prince in favor of her

in favor of Luna answering

questions you know what this Rainbow's

response just it's similar to my

response h jok's on you it's safer in

here good luck with the comment

section yeah that's another detail play

random mat memory yeah I go out of jail

I made it to Gateway it took y'all

literally a whole month before actually

taking any pictures of me and I've

actually been to a couple of places

before Rashi revealed myself to the

individuals there you know just I I mean

just telling them who I telling them who

I was it's like nobody it's like nobody

actually that's and that's another

detail entirely right there you couldn't

have just approach me say hello kindly

you had to really take pictures without

my permission or consent

whatsoever and do

that thank you just thank you

anyway I still laugh that fact took all

month before y'all even did that that

was a dumb

thing yeah no I don't know I don't know

them I don't know you

so

I

you yes I already did say a prayer to

him for

him working

on this

Medallion oh yeah I have seen the second

Side movie I thought it was pretty

good quite decent uh of course you know

I L really like from the first movie

just so as I crash question of cold dark

wats the Pacific I realized a few things

I back that I'll come back to that

question m a i had no idea where I'm

going B soft water stings c i shouldn't

even be here right now but I am why

because you shot

me I'll take down to consideration you

sh I'm I'm going there's a fish on my

head and clearly on the get just done on

my

own I am not I am not Liberty to State

specifically where or what I am but just

know I'm safe alive and well and

everything otherwise I would not be

doing this live stream right

now I played some side Frontiers just

have not played completely through even

the fir even the the the original

game I've been busy with a whole M other

details some

things

me

ah I like oh Scotland's pretty Scotland

is a cool country I give you that but

anyway I'd like to visit uh London

England no none I get all the I get all

the donations and just they really

needed considering what I need to have

done like I I mean I I I want to get

more traditional frames and they get my

eyes real check um well I would sample

your music at least um that's a question

I gota come back to and also I got D I

have D work I need to get taken care of

so that's well think all right so first

off music dra genre I like all kinds of

music really but um I guess if anything

I like uh I really like just pop music

just something with a really good beat

that I can dance to and like and all

that yeah I'm not I'm not saying much

more than what I've already said about

her period I

mean she has a right to her own privacy

in life as well period oh thank you

anyway oh favorite color Barry charge

blue I've mentioned that before my

favorite color and shade is battery

charged

blue

in particular it's the shade of my san

form's preferred

color no and while I was in jail I was

segregated from the other prisoners so I

didn't really have a so much of a social

life inside jail but at least the

details and all that were fair I I

enjoyed the kosher tray and I actually

did very well on the kosher tray I

enjoyed fish on Friday that was good

that was a good deal and I really like

tofu I know personally I prefer the

white tofu a lot better than a brown

tofu despite me me knowing that the

white tofu is supposed to be reminiscent

of chicken and the brown tofu is

reminiscent of

beef but yeah I like

tofu excuse me one second I gotta warm

up some more some more clay for these

Medallion I'll be right back after these

massages

and we're back everybody

and

gamble because they did a

thing

joke

[Music]

anyway I'm holding the sign you a figure

right right here and we have this little

lovely

PR one right here as well an ominous

individual oh turn the mic up turn the

mic up turn the mic

up darn I'll fix that later turn the mic

let me see no the mic okay the mic

volume is okay check in the mic check in

the mic one two one two okay check in

the mic check in the mic one two one two

check in the mic check in the mic

all right anyway all right so everybody

can sing and dance for Christmas about

that we have confirmed the might still

works all

right all right anyway

um next

one

yeah well we are working on the

Minecraft server we just like I said

we've been really really busy

lately another detail another thing

everybody likes to

sing

anyway right when

I oh drawing in

email I don't have Splatoon three I may

consider it I just haven't got amount to

that point

yet

eras I don't know what Aras is

consciously and I would

believe yes it did happen

okay yes and yes and not right now

they're working out on the B but savann

rosu is here in the room with me

I would say she her with respect and

kindness like you would Dr Wolf's wife

his lovely lady

okay but anyway just everybody to their

own individual details and all

that I read a little bit of it I read a

little bit of it I haven't read the

entire

thing

yeah the race cars are yeah the race

cars are pretty

cool my earlier

thought that's GNA to get fits

later Soder

Soder is there Cherry Soder on that

Soder

Island oh yeah I have tried makeup

before and just it it tends to yeah blue

eyes Shadow I've actually done that

before it's really good I have done

fingernail polish and coloring my nails

before but I do so much physical work it

just it sends slip up all the

time

hello there I say hello to that guy's

friend

without being too

specific okie dokie have a good

night

everybody yeah oh up all up against need

not we have exping experience levels and

we will pick up on those that have the

best vibration and authenticity within

themselves uh that's to be

confirmed uh has not been decided just

yet uh likely it'll be private at first

and then made public

later the only Electronics I had in jail

was an amfm

radio and it was a j wind

brand it looked like an

iPod of all time Sonic

CD

thank

you

um presently I'm uh doing work in amimal

Crossing New Horizons and I have played

some psych superstars in recent

days I also enjoy I also enjoyed life of

strange True

Colors it certainly will not be drump

he's staying in jail forever

period oh first day I got

out um I adjusted to my new life

where I was at the

time everybody is already in the on the

scene 97 half whether it be through

their self-c counterparts or from their

from their former self-c counterparts

that were alive there that are living

here ah oh yes there will be more and

more other individuals but Le s he lived

back in the days he was born in uh uh

I'm trying to remember it counts

backwards

uh

phos name Le is really really really

really old he was born within the 300s

BC within that

century and he lived for happy birthday

happy birthday happy

[Music]

birthday and he lived for hundreds of

years within his uh with his in this

Village that was not far from the

ultimate Emerald

Shrine thank thank you very

much and he was and he was uh my he was

my friend

and and on Earth's metaphysical guide on

Earth as in addition to uh you know

Emanuel and all the other gods and

guyses uh back when I was Hy Christ back

when my brain my brain trying to blank

out on me good

grief anyway um but yeah he essentially

had the closest links to the uh

everything that there there is and was

and would have been back

time no kameha there you go there's no

cursing because I know that draw it does

like draw back on me

there yeah only plays there you go yeah

there you go that guy

[Music]

yeah

yeah uh I do not know who that is and it

sounds like that would not be too great

of a resulting time

and considering the alternate timelines

yeah

oh we have a poot set up I will reveal

that later on on my I reveal that later

on when we are when we are ready to do

so

yeah yeah they've already done that for

me and I I don't have to stream them but

yeah I mean empathy in itself is a

superpower

period anyway H where was I bring oh

yeah Lees uh but yeah he's really really

old he uh end up moving forward uh after

uh a while after my resurrection back

when I jus back when I was Jesus Christ

and all

that you're acknowledged guy you're

acknowledged

anyway he was really really connect he

was very very connected with everything

metaphysical she says hello she says

hello back to

you Hello

darling yeah

anyway that'll be the PO boot which I

will reveal later

on

thank you thank you very

much

you yeah I mean but still I mean the the

similarities and differences are obvious

between the two mods but

still oh yeah

just okay but I mean that's all right

he's from

verse yeah well that's funny I can't

remember what you did to me either

Anan I don't know about your

game I don't know about your game as

opposed to other games that have

been bought to my conscious attention in

this

timeline and all the others that are in

my unconsciousness that would take a

long way

oh

hey I'll definitely take that in

consideration yes thank you very much

y'all have pretty good fun shows here

watch

[Music]

um yes yes he has been re he has been he

had been reincarnated

and he's actually on the side of good

right now and I sh I forgot the other

question

um I have not been play many xbot games

recently and I've been have not been

much on the PlayStation 4 I've been

really very busy with life and

everything

yes yes it

is why why not I

mean there's a lot more I have so much

more document about me as a as a as

opposed to my past self that H as Jus

Christ yeah well the Call's coming in

from inside your house

house um at at this point

no but just she had she's safe she's uh

managing and now she getting to know her

neighbors a little better back at the

old

place I've actually been feeling pretty

good more positive and more spir and

more spiritually satisfied and

everything it has been working out for

the more positive I really it's like you

know I should the old place some time

ago I mean just like

everybody I can't really say not on top

of my head there's a variety of Music

aside from Terror Swift it will take me

a while it would take me a while to

actually meditate on that actually

remembered that yeah stop pretending to

be my dad he's alive on the se7 half as

a s sh

physically and you are not him so stop

pretending stop

pretending

okay well you're saying it it's

funny made me it made me laugh inside a

little

bit can we please get this guy out

here

anyway um see I believe I talked

about quite a bit I mean I feel like I

covered that PL enough I mean

just that'll do for now um but yeah what

else is on my mind what else is coming

into my mind I'm thinking I'm

thinking

okay maybe later I'll check maybe later

I'll check it

outram well that's to be confirmed um

send me the uh send the link to my Gmail

and I'll give it a look

later

no

comment not quite all right still this

do do

yes more than times I've been I've

literally been throughout the

Multiverse the point is to Cal down and

not be so high in stress so then Focus

can be better

achieved yes thank you very much thank

you

your closest best friends are

blessed you want sure M I'm working on

it um I believe I already did I already

told you my favorite song of on time of

all time I guess you want to do a song

for me go with uh liby Newton John's

twist of

fate hello h hello hello hello B

Lassie and all the Irish

Adent um that's to be confirmed

um that would count as a commission

really but that's when I open up for

commissions I will take that make that

an

option happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday happy

birthday

yeah will you pleas not pretend to be Mr

C you're not him go somewhere else

faker

yeah I've heard that guy he's actually

decent I'd consider

it yeah I hav't I don't know about that

show but thank you

anyway oh

yes

um well we're working on that later

there will be collab projects to be

revealed and participating in later on

it just hasn't

been

huh hanging their names on the Christmas

tree evolving as they can

see

yeah well don't pretend to be me but you

are blessed as

well anyway oh boy all right I gotta

make I got to warm some more clay I'll

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everywhere and about the much enough few

I I open this bag

there we

go yeah I know who that is and just

that's a whole different kill of fish

right

there absolutely not he changed his ways

he saw the error of his

ways I mentioned it

earlier I enjoy all

genres except heavy metal and there's

one exception from that which would be

death clock's Thunder horse and that's

on my

playlist there was no replacing me

period the one that's been replaced by

anybody is you by your own perspective

and perception of

yourself Toyota Tacoma 2009 yada yada

yada

um that's I'm not sure I'd have to

reread that and think about that I'll

read it

later happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday happy

birthday happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday

anyway

oh um I'm not picky but I'd say blue

fruit snacks are pretty good cuz then

they could be blueberry

flavored

oh he has many times before and I have

seen the episode ohy poopy Butthead got

whole expansion of his character

revealed in that

show oh

we

yeah

yeah the yeah Karma and everything good

and light power and righteous is already

given them their

D okay I'll give you that I'll try to

give you that one if I

can't I mean just essentially I'm doing

the molding on the the in the mold

plate

y just

y my brain just went somewhere else why

am my brain go somewhere

[Music]

else very good yep you are blessed you

are blessed anyway

what

I dressed up in a fun Sonic costume for

a little

bit just for a little

bit that's yeah that depends on how open

he would be for the light powered and

righteousness and

good anyway here's another

one be oh oh big is my head oh big is my

head I got news for you it's wider these

days because my psychic powers are

really developing I mean look at

this see this groove that's a big Groove

and what did you say really quick

oh I'll have to reread that one later

but um just pretty much going with the

flow right here happy happy birthday to

that guy

[Music]

L

Jenkins there's your word association

right there just felt appropriate just

felt very appropriate right there that

worked

out

yeah I like the out house it's a good

show I love the Good Ship

there nope

nope I disagree I respectfully

disagree there's a lot there were a lot

of demons and Devils influence in the

palines

[Music]

all that good light powered and

righteous positivity and flow the cosmos

metaphysical

[Music]

everything you are

blessed it wasn't just a night he

redeemed himself he repented for his

misdeeds and crimes and

sins and he was

cleansed that never

happened I say it

before it Still Remains true it never

happened

period

if I say yes will the question not be

[Music]

repeated

[Music]

spee been thinking

about

so

for happy happy birthday

happy

birthday cave Hogs why don't they just

share a

cave

well no more no different than from

those that were others everybody else

that were featured in said

movie why don't you go play Persona five

Now featuring The Joker and that stupid

beem I have two number NES a number nine

large a number six and extra dip a

number

seven

he shall take his time to recover but he

does need to lay off that night

[Music]

qu yeah ai's been around for a lot lot

longer time than that so it's nothing

new it's artificial

intelligence and in Japan it's also

known this

love

yeah I

have they're a decent Bunch but not

perfect stupid dog you made me look B bo

bo

bo happy happy birthday happy birthday

happy birthday birthday happy happy

[Music]

[Music]

birthday uh it's I believe it's

available I mean I believe I posted it

on TW I posted on the Twitter when I

announced the request

for M for the Minecraft

modders yeah I'm aware of too good to be

true deals I'm just

yeah

[Music]

we are keeping personal details of the

public life for the time being but when

it comes to the details of which we can

actually trust the personal details with

that be a whole different cish only with

them there is no no there's no local

successor

but

Lal um a few but I have to get back to

you on

that

yes Israel is the Holy One it's the holy

country

zapping it

[Music]

up I have B feelings about

that

um I will for

[Music]

bling that's to be confirmed the holiday

ornaments as to be confirmed I can't say

for positive

yet for the most part and latter yes all

my chakras have been aligned I've

connected with

everything so

yes once we get everything sorted out

yes that will be an option but that's to

be confirmed later

on okay okay okay

[Music]

okay

so yeah I definitely need to be away

from everything and everyone as I did in

J during the time I was in

jail serving the time for everybody's

sins and

regrets Pro of my power you have to

believe got to have faith

possibly but I don't know those

individuals consciously in this

timeline

maybe and if I do maybe I will show it

off but that's a whole different Kettle

fishing to be

confirmed I do read

it but as I said earlier I'm not doing

the shoutouts

yeah

no can you please stop pretending to be

somebody

else well that doesn't surprise me but

they don't sound anything like me just

like that guy that tried to be my voice

on that episode smiling don't forget

about me Greece I could done it did you

do it oh I toally could have no that

don't sound me and all forget about me

gree I could have done it did you do it

uh well I mean no but toally could

have a stupid thing to say and shoot

um darn it I got so focused and making

that

CL up up up down up down up down why am

I an

elevator my got blump in this

one um no I have not heard of it

I've been to an alternate

Dimension where it's all

100%

hello and why bad time for that to

happen because I've been in an alternate

Dimension where it's literally just

without Conant says Set set set set all

the time and so much BDSM there just no

nothing ever got done there so

forgive

yep what you said not your

name

um just talk with your mom and uh give

her love and appreciation

regardless and I mean that

platonically

just

and great great thanks great apape I

lost my train of

thought he's been dealing with them for

years if he hasn't F bet by himself

right now he needs to learn

more oh oh thank

you

there you

go hard lumps in this

one space look at all these

[Music]

lumps yes I have fans all around the

world

so that's not hardly worth that's hardly

a

question and don't fit SES on my breast

eyes up here eyes up

here you know what that's okay if he

wants to be a low cow go

ahead he wants to be low cal go

ahead what was up with the whole thing

with the loow

anyway I'm not doing jups but I got want

some more clay I'll be right back

following

this

and we are

back and Now for Something Completely

Different how about we push a little

stress

out there be so much funnier this thing

wasn't green

screen

yeah yeah just everybody can imagine

what this could be but yeah no it's

screen it's lumpy it's a pickle I'm

squeezing a stress pickle that's made

out of

foam Ah that's funny where do my eyes

go ah continue being yourselves continue

love and appreciate yourself and your

soul searching and be kind to yourself

with yourself and everyone and anybody

that uh wants to give you bad details

and talk and just uh don't worry about

them and know I'm going just

like there goes that

pickle and now back to

this nope stop pretending to be criselle

I wish you people would stop pretending

to be those that I know are not within

the stream right now

okay uh nope Karma already bit him down

and out so yeah Q Farms that's dead de

dead unform not dead Antichrist it

dead

fornite is actually an in between

Dimension outside of either 12 outside

of either 128 or c19

72 there you go you are blessed you are

blessed I went down to The

Zo

okay that's a date no oh yeah

no

nope nice

try happy happy birthday happy

birthday

no it's not me more for for everything

it's literal it's

physical he shall have the blessings as

he needs to upon his

journey

[Music]

a prayer has been said for

Clark

uh nope and don't pretend to be my

attorney oh it's doing good in fact it's

doing just as good as Hyrule since they

are in the same neck of the woods

[Music]

period

I don't have anything against him but it

just depends on how open he is to good

light power and

righteousness and I'm just trying to

keep from uh giving shout outs like I

said no female pronouns

period they them is also acceptable by I

prefer female she

her

the prayer has been said and he shall be

blessed as he shall

be yes you have yes you are blessed

during your Tri triy during a bunch of

events that are tried emotional hard and

everything

[Music]

I'm not putting the camera down any

lower nobody's getting any crotch shots

and eyes up

here

more um I like I like the Sally Acorn

mod for Sonic one and Sonic 2 and S

3

H I'm sorry to hear

that

hey look

pickle pick me up and de pickle me I

don't

[Music]

know I'd say speak for yourself there is

no delusions here

period the only delusion

around here are those that call

themselves

neurotypical the only ones that are

really quote crazy are the

neurotypicals where they do not see

within the Multiverse and everything

that is deeper

metaphysical oh yeah um either way is

good Chris or Christine or Jesus

Christ and Christ Chan Christ Chan take

your pick it's all

good you are blessed your friend is

blessed thank

you

there is no lying only truth is

spoken I have hardly any need to since I

am

married so therefore I'm spoking

for yeah we'll talk about that later but

we don't need there's no need for Rush

especially considering times of

details godam it

K guys I'm

going

count your

blessings address put your money to

other things that do not involve the

habit of which you are trying to

alleviate yourself

from and follow like powers and

righteous

individuals that's right because most of

the world are not

neurotypical

they may think they are but they are

not oh yes everything does yes

everything has been shifting and is

continuing on in this process within the

ending steps of the dimension merge and

the ultimate miracle and fut Tri and

everything yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

to

all

only truth is spoken and there never

ever was any sets between Barbara and I

period

nope

you are

blessed

nope

the fact that they said

that they don't they don't understand

what I mean they don't understand

definition of the word

neurotypical

he shall see the error of his ways and

recover on his own time and

Accord

2009 tacle edit I don't know about that

but I your wishes with my taco flavor

KES Tac taco

you know what for that individual that

keeps bringing it up why don't you just

go bring it up with the alternate

distant timeline that never is anything

related to or close to this one

period oh I do have music playing in the

background I have

a I have an oh my brain went blank on

the word the day there but anyway I have

a binero beat playing in the

background off screen I look at my phone

and look at the video it look at the

track I'm playing right now it's playing

in the

background yeah it's a b narrow beat

from Heavenly

eyes Scyther and

[Music]

sneez Magic chance a prime criselle Ros

Prime sylvana Rosie Prime and the prime

of all meww

period dro the

piece my bring went blank on give me a

moment ah she is

physically quite all she is

physically um she is mentally and

physically well over 20 years old

rain blink but she has been actually

been to the Future developed many many

years physically and then came

back it was a slow progression upon

realizing my my true gender and identity

and

everything uh the try came around during

the year

2014

[Music]

goty penis monsters

got nope there there's your stupid meme

right there yeah I said it hey get back

here on this

boat and you know what I'm just gonna

ignore anybody with this word in their

name period I'm just gonna ignore

everybody

period nope

one moment at a

time one moment at a time take deep

Rifts count your blessings follow that

which is good light powered and

righteous within your intuition as

opposed to Temptations and all that you

can bear yourself in that way

dude meditate on all that and everything

and all metaphysical connections but

your self-c counterparts out the

Multiverse and everything everything

everywhere all at

[Music]

once

and day Chistmas jingle bell jingle B

Jingle

Bells um I have considered Tik Tock um

but it's not in my present plan at this

time although I do have one that is on

observation alone I'm not mainly going

to be using that as a video streaming

service or platform so don't expect any

videos from me on Tik

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bestch

yes I

did I gotta go War some more clay for

this last set of four

medallions um now these will be painted

off stream this is a whole special thing

but these are painted you will see the

final results when they are delivered to

the individuals that they go end up

going going out to

later we certainly got to get that

turn yes we shall consider that thank

you anyway I'll be right back I got to

go War some more

Cay

and welcome back to the

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show all right anyway let's do some more

I got four more Medallion I got the last

four CU I'm making I was making 20 in

all so I give you all this time I'm TI

looking at blank eyes so let's

do the

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him

now oh

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piece that was

a oh yeah it's a really good show I've

watched both seasons so

far oh but I I don't care too much about

the chaos Sonic in that one that was

really dumb that was

just

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just uh don't know too much personally

but he's a good individual for the

ladder he is a good

individual nobody's making comments

about that because this is an SF this is

a safe for work Channel this is a safe

for work thing and we are keeping things

safe for work

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of the episodes of the metal ocalypse

but I have not seen the movie I felt

like uh it was just a bit too

much I mean story I just didn't really

just didn't find be long

term

oh yeah because Satan has been trolling

has been bugging a whole lots a whole

lot of individuals including those are

fighting between Israel and Palestine

right now but yeah Israel shall succeed

they shall last

longer that is foreing prophesized and

forn ah but he is is cleansed and

blessed all he needs to do is to stay on

light power path of

goodness

[Music]

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else which yall see that's just the

whole oh oh I think you're referring to

L bin the one that misheard by name is

uh when I told him my name was

Christopher he misheard it call me

Christian that inspired the name change

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up I had the last episode I saw was yes

go ahead and make the jokes the last

episode of J Samuel series I saw was

episode

69 I told you shout

[Music]

outs what I say my brain oh great thanks

for making me lose my thought

train

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are whether I drew you in or wrote you

in or not

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outs I'm staying with that I'm sticking

with

that here here's your stupid New Meme

right now I'm not doing any shout outs

and I'm sticking with

that there

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made that's me you this why you think me

St

dog oh by the way I'm betting on Courage

cowardly dog in the Scooby-Doo versus

courage death

battle you tell with a lot worse than

Scooby

did

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details and definitely the one that have

more accurate details when I read when I

redo it into the HD version which will

have absolutely no NSFW content in it

whatsoever despite the circumstances and

details that came about from all of

that

everybody sing a song bra is trying to

remember what I was talking about

earlier it's been the first it's SP the

first time to have awkward moments

within it and I do not speak of personal

details on my own part period that's

enough of that that's enough it just

spit the awkwardness and roll with

it well he shall progress and heal as

best as he can but I'm that's just a

whole mess of details on that part I

don't want to go too much into without

uh causing Fe causing deeper emotions

anyway

oh

um

I I have help in those I have a little I

get by a Little Help from My Friends in

in regards to my emails but I see some

of them I am aware of them I do get them

and we are sorting through them that's a

whole different Gall of fish right

there

my head went somewhere else why did my

head go somewhere

else as long as she sees life power and

good and continues forward with that she

shall no longer be

sad there are no Ducks here whatsoever

period that's enough said please refrain

from asking that

question there shall be no more talk

about that it's a poison no

subject and I will no longer be the

victim of

circumstances

I gota be careful with when I snap my

fingers because they do

manifest I don't need to say anything

but I will clear the room of all

darkness and bad

Tidings I know yes that's the detail

we're working on we're trying to sort

that out I know

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transparent

nopar oh thank you very much thank you

very much

yes

note yeah that one's regular

Sonu but he's doing okay they're doing

okay I'm trying to do

things they are they are

blessed oh pardon me that just felt good

that was a soul belt just in a whole

mess of bad vibes just a mess of energy

just went out of me and I got a little

bit of a cleans from that so take that

as a good

[Music]

sign

my sing but I'll tell you what if I upon

reaching 100,000 subscribers and getting

a silver YouTube button I will be very

thankful for the blessing it shall be

very

good

time I'm doing the

Press

PR lunges and presses up up up up

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joke

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[Laughter]

true cool thanks that's a

fetish cool than that's a

fetish that was

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don't I never really went to in the

expansive detail Digimon dig digit

Monsters Digimon are real stupid Pokemon

Pock the monsters Pokemon are the

champions like

why nope I will not be I will not be

saying things out loud like loudly like

that because that would just bring on

manifestation that I am not looking to

manifest yeah Karma will see him fall

very

harshly he shall reveal himself to be

not when you shall have your your period

when the time is right I need not s my

fingers for

it

no that was a long time ago I have

progressed further matured since

then and we are taking things in a more

positive and safer work direction from

now on

period

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my fur my furco or my sry form

so I'd say interpret whatever meaning

you will from the calmness and bless of

this I'll tell you what here's a

suggestion holy blue

flame leave it on that you can meditate

on that take your time on that anyway

one more one more

[Music]

time

one more time I like to sing

song

ah H I will speak this for for that one

religious aspect as well as all

religious aspects the correct religion

is all good religions none the satanic

ones only those are positive lifeart and

righteousness and of course that does

include

Christianity

Islamic

Buddhism methodism and so forth the

zodiac signs Chinese calendar all that

they're all just individual pieces of

the bigger greater puzzle put them all

together find

the yeah prise me as Jesus or H is

Christ Chan or Christ Chan or

CHR take your pick it is

good yeah we broke up a long time ago

and you are

dead you get no that guy gets no

acknowledgement from me anymore

period give it time and and his faith

shall be renewed within his vision and

eyes and sight physically tangibly

everything it shall be so it is

D the friend there is

blessed the not sure I could say say

same about you with the with such a

screen name as that one

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stream we Zing up to this

stream

no

[Music]

oh has to be or not to be

a now I have not played that game within

this

timeline I am aware of the Guilty Gear

series though and it is quite decent and

good yes I am opening for

collaborations and further and it shall

be as as I mentioned on the previous

stream it shall be a consider it shall

be a Happ sance of don't call us we'll

call you

situation and just pretty much

like that and it shall be a whole pick

and shoose and we shall pick those that

VI good and well with

us but anyway that's Medallion number 20

as I have uh made the bow and promise to

do so I am so this is it for this little

lovely little Q&A I pray that you all

were able to enjoy and everything so

before I close

I

there shall be no commentary about

that the details had to be said in the

past tense to manifest what needed to be

because I did not want to be attacked

by

anybody that would have happened had

actually been able to make it to that

convention in that year matter was

from that him that who name shall not be

mentioned again

period or Joshua moon or

Isabella anyway let's clear the

air

[Music]

nope stop pretending anyway I do thank

you all for your continued patronage and

everything I shall see you all again

next stream

yall take care and have a blessed and

safe

day and that'll be the last one I

respond to everybody have a good safe

day or night depending on which part of

the}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

Mary Lee Walsh

2023-11-05T22:39:55Z

Zillachu: /* Mary Lee Walsh in real life */

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Honest}}
{{Protip|Do NOT attempt to contact Mary Lee Walsh.
Walsh has had no known contact with Chris for over 8 years. She definitely doesn't want to talk about an [[autistic]] [[motherfucker]] with a [[Ween|stranger]] on the internet.}}
{{quote|You're not gonna get a [[Girlfriend]], [[Attraction Sign|this way]] or [[Love Quest|any way]].|Mary, as quoted by Chris.<ref>[[Chris emails 2007]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Enough OLD [[Chris and anger|angst]] against the grey-haired witch-devil, THAT I'VE PUT LONG BEHIND ME...|Chris, lying, in November 2007.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = Mary Lee Walsh
|image = PVCC Giving Spotlight Student Emergency Fund - YouTube - 0 07.jpeg
|size = 250
|name = Mary Lee Walsh
|aliases =
|gender = Female
|nation = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|occupation = Former dean of student affairs of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|Organization = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|saga = [[PVCC]]
}}
'''Mary Lee Walsh''' is a proto-[[troll]] and former dean of student affairs at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. She thwarted [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] in its early years by allegedly ripping up his [[Attraction Sign]]s, and eventually suspending him from PVCC for a whole year. She is one of the most important people in Chris's life, as she is one of the few people who refused to allow Chris to use his [[autism]] as an excuse for anything he wanted and tried to make him act like a normal human being. This, of course, meant war.

The resulting conflict between Chris and Mary Lee affected Chris so profoundly that she became the sole focus of many early ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Sub-Episodes]]. Even to this day, she is still arguably the supreme villain in the ''Sonichu'' series, a status that even [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] could never match. As such, she is revered and cherished among trolls for her actions, both in real life and in ''Sonichu'' [[fan]] fiction. All hail the Dean!

By early [[2009]], many years after the college suspension episode, Chris had begun to express a desire for reconciliation with Walsh. He began with the [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcon]] of the fictional Mary's name to the slightly less defamatory '''Slaweel Ryam''', implying (and later stating outright) that the character was not related to the real Mary. For several months Chris made conciliatory gestures, including sending a drawing to her house, but her only response was a legal summons. Since then, Chris has accepted that Walsh will never be able to [[Chris_and_remorse#Common_traits_of_a_CWC_apology|truly earn his forgiveness]].

Chris' continued feud with Mary Lee Walsh is illustrative of his propensity to hold severe grudges over seemingly minor incidents. In late [[2013]], '''ten years''' after the August 2003 incident, Chris blamed Mary Lee Walsh in part for his continued decline in a series of [[Facebook]] ramblings, and referred to a [[Wal-Mart]] [[manajerk]] who banned him from the store as a "Mary Lee Walshing Witch Bitch".

Walsh slipped Chris' attention until mid-[[2019]], when she retired, which prompted him to tweet wishing her a peaceful retirement until "her time of [[Chris and death|passing]]", as well as offering "constructive criticism" on how she could have better handled her interactions with him. He followed up asking if she had ever made any recorded statement about his apology drawing from 10 years earlier. Two years later, Chris revealed that Walsh's comic counterpart had become the mayor of CWCville.

==Mary Lee Walsh in real life==
[[Image:MaryLeeWalshIRLnewsScreenCapture.JPG|thumb|left|Walsh during a TV interview.]]
[[Image:MaryLeeWalsh-IRL.JPG|thumb|right|Contrary to how she is rendered in various media, Mary Lee Walsh is not very voluptuous in person.]]

Walsh was the Dean of Student Affairs at PVCC and a member of the [[Virginia]] Sexual and Domestic Violence Action Alliance.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20101015023113/http://www.vadv.org/secGetHelp/Directory%20of%20Services/campusprgms_p-z.html (archived on 15 October 2010)</ref> She has also written a book<ref>[https://archive.ph/2J1av archive]</ref> about coping with college life, which perhaps unsurprisingly does not advocate attacking one's superiors with magical curses. Chris had first been scolded by her for passing around photocopies of his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter, but delivered the most crushing blow when Chris was loitering with his usual [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and reality|according to Chris]], Walsh tore down his sign and told him that he would never get a girlfriend this way, or indeed ''at all''. However true this alleged statement may have been, there is virtually no chance Mary said it, as it would have been highly inappropriate and would have jeopardized her job.

It should be noted that judging by her e-mail exchanges with Chris, Walsh was anything but hostile towards Chris; quite the opposite, in fact - versus Chris's version of events, Walsh was entirely reasonable in her conduct towards Chris and his attraction sign escapades.

Chris, being the narcissist he is, disregarded her warnings to stop posting his signs and continued to place this ad for his "love quest" in the main campus building. Walsh, taking umbrage at this clear defiance of her authority, took Chris to her office to discuss the situation with him. What exactly transpired during the meeting is a source of mass debate, as the only accounts made public are written by Chris and thus heavily biased. What is known is that during the meeting, [[Imaginary friends|Chris pretended to converse out loud with Sonichu]] (relaying what Sonichu "said" to her). Then, after what Chris described as being "talked down...to RUDELY AND HOARSELY," he verbally attacked her in a fit of [[Chris and anger|rage]], going so far as to hex her with the dreaded [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref> (This event was later dramatized, with plenty of wish fulfillment added, in the short comic "Christian + Sonichu vs. The Mastermind" in ''[[Sonichu 0]]'', which was later remade as "Witch Confront" in ''[[Sonichu 2]]''.) Chris was told in no uncertain terms that he couldn't continue his [[Love Quest]] on campus, prompting him to slander Walsh on his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]] and send her an attempt at an intimidating drawing.<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref> This little stunt got him banned from PVCC for a whole year, and forced to take anger management classes and get psychiatric help before he was readmitted.<ref name="wikipedia">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|User:ChrisChanSonichu]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails#Chris got his degree for Cwcville|Jackie E-mails]]</ref> Any positive effects these may have are not evident.

===In his own words===
{{quotebox|So, as of August, [[2003|Y2K3]], I did [[autism|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, "I am a 21-year-old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year-old SINGLE [[Gal-pal|FEMALE COMPANION]]", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21-year-old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or [[Niggos|Black]] impersonating [[Jerkop|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[JERKS|jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[Chris and religion|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}

===Emails with Mary===
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'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''<br>
'''Sent: Sunday, February 01, 2004 1:22 PM'''<br>
'''To: mwalsh@pvcc.edu'''<br>
'''Subject: Hi again...'''

Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

-I will never hang notes on the wall again.<br>
-I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.<br>
-I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[Scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).<br>

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.
</div>

{{quoteboxgreen|
'''From: Mary Lee Walsh <mwalsh@pvcc.edu>'''<br>
'''To: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''<br>
'''Sent: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 8:54 am'''<br>
'''Subject: RE: Hi again...'''

Christian:
Susan Hannifan and I will be able to meet with you on Monday February 9th in my office at 3:00 p.m. I do not have any time this week that works with all of our schedules, so it will have to be next Monday. I normally send students notice of appointments by mail, but you have asked that I correspond to you through email. It is necessary that this meeting take place, so if Monday is not convenient for you please let me know and we will set a time for Wednesday.}}

'''Email to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]]'''

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''<br>
'''To: Virginia_Sanford@ccpsnet.net'''<br>
'''Sent: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 3:32:50 PM Eastern Standard Time'''<br>
'''Subject: Re: Hello'''

Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or Virginia), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[DVD]] is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, [[2007]] (my 25th Birthday...Yay).

You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a [[Slideshow]] (projected from my [[PlayStation Portable]]) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking [[Niggos|african american]] who Ms. Eckel told over and over [[Hypocrisy|to get his dad to teach him how to shave]])? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?

As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation[sic] that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. The Dean of Student Serveces[sic], Mary Lee Walsh came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way." That *&^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "Virgina is for Virgins, NOT Lovers".

But it has a happy ending; in Mid-[[2005]], when I've started playing the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] TCG, I met [[Megan Schroeder|this girl]] who upon numerous conversations, art-sharing and secret confidence, I've grown fond of, and my Heart and Soul Recovered from the Serious Emotional and Physical Pain I've endured. Although she's not intrested[sic] in a serious relationship, I still am fond of her, and I'm hoping that she may have a change of heart.

You may learn more about what had happened to me from the Sub-Episodes in my "Sonichu" Comic Book, which I have the legable [''sic''] images uploaded onto my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]; those Sub-Episodes are based on my Real-Life Events. *[[sigh]]*

Well, that's about it for now; I hope you do well as well. And I will make that DVD copy for you after I've finalized the master copy. Please tell the remaing[sic] faculty who are still working at Providence that I wish them the best as well. I still remember Mrs. Rogers (my ol' computer teacher) when she played as Woodstock in the [[1990s#1996|1996]] "Snoopy" play; that was just fun and cute. :)

Take care;
Christian Weston Chandler, A.K.A. (nickname) Chris Chan.
</div>

==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu''==
{{quote|After the first encounter with Mary, I put her into my comics from the start as MY personal MAIN Adversary, with her hoard[sic] of Impostor Police People, also known as [[Jerkop]]s, and the Notorious [[Count Graduon]] trapped in the glass orb on the scepter she wields.|Chris, in regards to a comic which he claimed was never meant to be about him.}}

[[Image:Sonichu07-P38.jpg|thumb|left|Mary Lee Walsh, as she appears in the [[comic]]. Chris draws her tits almost as big as his fans do.]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|right|Chris is willing to pick up his markers and make hideous porn of people that he hates.]]

Because of all the [[Chris and stress|stress]] Mary Lee Walsh caused, Chris brooded and obsessed over his "HEART SHATTERING" defeat and began to re-invent the entire scenario so that he came out as the victor. As such, Walsh began to appear in a lot of Chris's works as a primary antagonist specifically opposing his [[Love Quest]].

In the comics, Walsh appears as a literal witch, complete with a broomstick. In an ingenious [[parody]], she is the leader of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], or PVCC. Her sinister deeds are motivated by a [[Chris and Writing|totally unexplained]] hatred of true love and people who seek it, making her a fitting adversary for the heartsick Chris and the deeply monogamous Sonichu. As the "witch of hearts," Walsh's broader goal is to wage war against love itself, although her only tactic is to send [[Jerkop|jerkops]] into [[CWCville]] to beat up anyone engaging in romance (she needed Graduon's help for the later invasions). For no given reason, she considers Chris the most important target of her malign actions and doesn't seem aware of the fact that true love occurs outside of CWCville as well.

Mary's first appearances in the comics are in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], via a brief preview and several short comic strips that don't formally introduce her; her formal debut in the canon is in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Upon her introduction, Chris and Mary are already bitter enemies, yet Chris never explains the exact source of their hostility beyond stating that she once "shattered" his heart and she is inexplicably frustrated by his dogged persistence in searching for love. It is, however, made immediately clear that their feud has become intensely personal; both characters are fully prepared to fight to the death.

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] Chris ties together the ancient evil of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] with his own petty grudges by teaming Mary with [[Count Graduon]]. Imprisoned in a magical scepter, Graduon's power is wielded by Walsh for much of the series. Together, Graduon and Walsh represent the dual miseries of his becoming an adult--the trauma of graduating from his beloved [[high school]] and the stress of his disastrous collegiate career. To combat Walsh's powerful new accomplice, in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], Chris gains the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], escalating the original battle between a fat virgin and an old lady to an epic struggle between a horribly drawn Sonic OC and an old lady with a scepter.

[[Image:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg|thumb|left|Hslaw Eel Ryam Hctib Hctiw deriah yerg eht liah lla]]
[[File:Seductive mary lee walsh-min.jpg|thumb|left|Seductive Mary Lee Walsh]]

During her reign of terror, Walsh threatens the city of CWCville on multiple occasions. In ''Sonichu'' #2, she and Graduon create a golem to stomp the city. Much of the action in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] involves Chris fending off Walsh's agents, until he and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] finally storm PVCC and liberate the college from her evil, although Mary simply relocates to [[The High School Story|Menchi-Nasu High]] to establish a new base of operations. In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] she floods the town with her army of [[Jerkops]] to stage a coup against Chris and his loyal police force. When this plan begins to collapse, she and Graduon attempt to trap Chris in a [[Dark Mirror Hole]], but are only successful in ensnaring Crystal. When Chris later became stuck in the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Mary seizes the opportunity and prepares to attack CWCville in her most audacious invasion yet, laying siege with vast armies of [[Decepti-Clones]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and causing untold damage before being defeated by Sonichu. Her evil is finally put to an end in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], when Chris uses the power of the [[Sonichu Balls]] to become [[Collosal Chris-Chan]]. He then destroys Graduon's scepter and easily overpowers her, but instead of killing her (like he killed 100+ innocent people in that very issue) he paralyzes her (seemingly permanently) and sends her to jail.

[[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, fantasizing that he could punch his old dean in the face as his fursona.]]

A consistent theme in Mary's story arc is that she is to blame for almost everything that maligns Chris or CWCville, mirroring Chris's insane belief that the real-life Mary was somehow the singular author of all his misfortunes. Even her conspirators are victims--virtually all of her Jerkops are simply brainwashed against their will, and even co-villain Count Graduon finds her to be selfish and wicked, thinking only of her petty squabbles with Chris and never about helping him get free from his scepter. To labor the point even more, while Chris suggests that some of her followers have good in them and are capable of redemption, Mary herself is pure evil.

===Renaming and retcons===

As a result of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], many characters based on real-life figures were renamed. In an act of utmost subtlety, Mary Lee Walsh became "'''Slaweel Ryam'''" or "'''Slaweel the Witch'''". A devious maneuver indeed – as one can see, the name is not ''entirely'' backward, and there are letters missing. Nobody could possibly figure out the connection, unless of course they happened to see the notice posted prominently on the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] front page detailing the full extent of the name changes. Walsh being one of the primary villains in both the comic and real-life, Chris obviously didn't want to change the name to an entirely unrecognizable form, as [[Chris and stress|that would require originality]]. The name is an evolution of "'''Hslaw Eel Yram'''", which was Chris's version of MLW in his custom [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards; in all likelihood, he had only used the "reverse code" as a means to insult Mary with the card without fear of getting in trouble if someone saw it.

In [[August 2009]], Chris put up a [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys page on CWCipedia entitled "TwoMarys"] in which he tried to explain the retconning of Mary Lee Walsh's name to Slaweel Ryam. Apparently, the evil Mary Lee Walsh had been Slaweel all along, except Slaweel changed her name from Mary Lee Walsh later on, while the ''real'' Mary was innocent the whole time. This, of course, makes absolutely no sense, as Chris has changed ''every'' instance of the "evil" Mary's name to Slaweel in later edits of his comics, even during her introduction in ''Sonichu'' #0, where her character is introduced as "Slaweel the Witch" and not Mary Lee Walsh. Chris had essentially created a paradox within his universe, having made a [[:File:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|comic]] where Slaweel, caught by Chris and the police, apologizes to Mary for ruining her good name, but because of the retcon Slaweel hasn't really had a chance to ruin Mary's name in the first place. Another glaring contradiction is that Slaweel says in the apology comic that she's "sorry for using [Mary's] name in vain and when I constructed P.V.C.Citizens, and made [Mary] look a fool for about six years," but on the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys "TwoMarys" page], this caption appears below a picture of Slaweel Ryam:

{{quote|This Mary later changed her name to Slaweel Ryam, and she was creating witch brew during night hours and sharing them illegally with the bums outside of the building; she was fired from PVCC '''then went on to build PVCCitizens'''.|Chris, demonstrating his inability to create a cohesive plot.}}

==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Soul Calibur''==
{{main|Soul Calibur#Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh}}

It is unclear whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the daylights out of her. Chris creates himself and many other real-life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he can take out his pent-up [[Virgin with rage|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. It should be noted that Chris appears to struggle with defeating an AI-controlled Mary Lee Walsh on the easiest possible setting.

==Possible reconciliation==
[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Notice that Chris isn't sorry for the shit he did to warrant her anger, only that he let someone with her name run around. And why bother having two separate Mary Lee Walshes if he made her Slaweel?]]

Beyond his efforts to retcon the fictional Mary, Chris began re-examining Mary's value to society by describing her good works on CWCipedia, to distinguish her from "Slaweel":

{{quote|This Mary replaced the previous one in mid-2000; she has done a good job with her role as Dean of Student Services. She is Currently and To Be Respected with Open Kindness and Prosperity from ALL the Piedmont Virginia Commuinity College Students, Peers and Employees.|Chris, CWCipedia<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20111110025502/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys</ref>}}

The article rambles on and drifts alarmingly far from reality, strongly suggesting he used a quick Google search for "research," detailing this Mary's many achievements and services to Piedmont Virginia Community College. However, the whole piece carries an insincere tone, suggesting Chris was compelled to recognize Mary as a [[reality|real person]] as some sort of therapeutic measure. Keep in mind, however, that he doesn't acknowledge that the ''real woman'' he interacted with wasn't a horned-hat wearing witch; simply that this Mary Lee Walsh was replaced (in the ''real world'') by a good duplicate. In a very sad way, Chris seems to find it easier to rewrite reality than his own fantasy world.

Mary was named on the CWCipedia Chris's first "Woman of The (ANY) Month to Respect with Authority and Kindness" for the month of August.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140829204009/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Christian_Says</ref>

In his edited version of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, he clarifies that he forgave Mary Lee Walsh for her "past misdeeds" (even though Chris himself was entirely at fault in all of their encounters). According to his edits, he also hand-delivered a framed copy of his "apology" to her office, but Mary simply contacted his parents and told them to keep Chris off campus altogether.

From this action, Chris inferred that Mary didn't care about him or their relationship, and Chris was crushed. Also crushed were any hopes of reconciliation, as after this incident Chris soon reverted to precisely the same deranged mindset as before, once again imagining her as somehow orchestrating everything bad that happened to him.

{{quote|Besides which, that b**** "Dean", Mary Lee Walsh, AFTER I personally went over and handed her a Framed Hand-Drawn Apology of my angst against her, SHE SENT ME A TRESPASSING NOTICE! While my family and I did NOT accept it, and sent it back to her, I must say that is one hell of a "Thank You" for going through the trouble and gas usage to Personally Apologize and Make Peace.|Chris, Mailbag 26<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>}}

==Grudge==
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 29.jpg|thumb|right|Voodoo [[LEGO]] Mary. Chris shakes this container and holds it upside down to torment her.]]
[[File:MLW Retirement.jpg|thumb|right|PVCC's 46th commencement ceremony, the last before Mary Lee Walsh's retirement.]]
[[File:MLW_retirement.jpg|thumb|right|An announcement for Walsh's retirement party. It is presumed Chris was not invited.]]
Chris's anger toward Mary Lee Walsh continues well over a decade since his [[Attraction Sign]] was torn down at [[PVCC]]. In a series of rambling [[Facebook]] postings made on 2 [[September 2013]], Chris began blaming various people for a temporary ban from [[Wal-Mart]], including Walsh:

{{quote|If it had not been for [[Michael Snyder|Mr. "Manajerk"]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, [[The GAMe PLACe|Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys]], My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!...And that [[Women's rights|bitch]], Mary Lee Walsh, with a Cold Heart at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for interfering with my Sweetheart Search, AND Banning me from PVCC!!!|Chris, Facebook, 2 September 2013}}

A few days later, when Chris was conclusively banned from Wal-Mart, he coined the term "Walshing," a verb that evidently means "not accepting autism as an excuse."

{{quote|I have just been intercepted by the "Lady" Manajerk...the bitch has followed the steps of Mr. Snyder now; banned me from the Wal-Mart closest to my own house...She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, Mary Lee Walshing, Witch Bitch!|Chris, Facebook, 6 September 2013}}

On 17 [[December 2014]], [[Apology Letters‎|an apology letter]] that Chris had written to Walsh in [[August 2014]] was leaked. True to form, Chris blames everything on factors supposedly beyond his control, and tries to be condescending and play the victim at the same time. He specifically tries to appease Mary for depicting her in his comic as a witch, operating on the presumption that a university administrator is gravely concerned with the way she is presented in DeviantArt-level Sonic OC garbage drawn by a fat loser (though, given the ease of encountering the webcomic or even troll Rule 34 art ''with her name attached'' online, it's possible she might have found out the student who gave her a hard time was behind it and reacted accordingly).

Upon Walsh's retirement, Chris stated that he has left his grudge behind and wished her a nice life, even claiming he didn't recall much about her. However, he immediately followed this up with a passive-aggressive critique of Walsh's conduct, showing he was still upset that she tore the Attraction Sign. He also wanted to know if Walsh had made any statement regarding his 2009 apology, claiming it was added back to his "pile of [[stress]]es".

On 29 July 2020, Chris retweeted a post by an enabler named [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena Fiorenza]], who claimed that the Mary Lee Walsh of the ''Sonichu'' comic had reformed. Chris confirmed this, albeit while roleplaying as Sonichu during his [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|body-swap]] phase. Chris has also created a TSSSF card depicting a retired Mary. <ref>[[:File:Mary lee walsh retired -min.jpg]]</ref>

{{quote|Actually, that is correct; Mary Lee Walsh, there, is on our side now. Very good observation.|<s>Chris</s> "Sonichu" on Twitter.}}

On 6 April 2021, Chris brought up Mary Lee Walsh again, this time saying that she had succeeded [[Brendan Fraser]] as the mayor of CWCville. <ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Twilight Sparkle and CWCVille]]</ref>

==[[:Category:Mary_Lee_Walsh|Nubile Mary]]==
[[Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg|thumb|100px|[[Mass debating|For some reason]], Mary has become a frequent subject of pictures like this...]]
[[File:MLWAss.png|thumb|100px|...and this]]

In Chris's artwork, Mary Lee Walsh has long gray hair and wears a golden helmet with red horns on it. However, it was much shorter than it later became in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], as shown from shots from behind. In the early days of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, as a result of Chris's shoddy drawing skills, it was inferred that Walsh's helmet was in fact a blonde bob cut, and the horns were growing out of her head like those of a devil. Additionally, once it became clear that Chris was viewing the page it became fashionable to mess with him by drawing Mary (whom he despised) as a sexy cartoon succubus who tempted Chris with her body (which he was sure to [[Mass debating|mass debate]] to). As a result, the most influential depictions of Mary have been "Rule 34" fan art, depicting her as a voluptuous blonde with devil horns (and occasionally a tail), usually wearing (at most) a skimpy purple mini dress and thigh-high boots. In ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'', she was depicted as being physically sexy but having unflattering sexual desires (such as shoving the staff containing Count Graduon up her [[china|vagina]] to shut him up, and demanding a recording of a minion shoving Chris's medallion up their butt) and speaking with a man's voice.
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==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=TwoMarys}}
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*[[Attraction Sign]]
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]

==External links==
*[http://zabukawaii.deviantart.com/art/The-origin-of-Slaweel-146885649 Fanfiction: The origin of Slaweel]

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Son-Chu

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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]

'''Son-Chu''' is the name [[Chris]] has given to his cars. Chris has driven several cars over the years, all bearing vanity plates reading "[[sonichu|SONICHU]]" (or, most recently "SONCIHU"). Son-Chu's first incarnation was a [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]] that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white [[wikipedia:Cadillac Seville|Cadillac Seville]], until it died from a cracked engine block. From [[September 2014]] to [[November 2018]], Chris drove a [[wikipedia:Ford Focus|2010 Ford Focus sedan]], until its engine died. The Chandlers subsequently shared one vehicle: [[Barb]]'s Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth and final incarnation of Son-Chu, until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] and a thief stealing the unattended vehicle's plates, at which point the plates have been replaced and the van is now Barb's alone. The van was totaled in [[November 2021]] following a T-bone collision which left Barb injured with broken ribs and a concussion.<ref name=27nov>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref>

It is not known when Chris got his driver's license. The earliest he could have gotten it was 24 February [[1998]], his sixteenth birthday. However, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], completed in May [[2000]], Chris documents himself riding home from school on the (short) bus, suggesting that he still had not learned to drive. At the latest, Chris would have needed to obtain a license by fall [[2000]] in order to drive himself to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. In the [[Talk:Jessie Ruddy|Jessie Ruddy chatlogs]], which are of uncertain authenticity, Chris claims that he got his license at 18.

While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[Chris and...|elsewhere]] in this very wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|cause]] [[28_October_2011|personal injury]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.

==Name backstory==
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a one-ton mobile weapon).]]

Since Chris is a huge fan of ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car]]".<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:

{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.

Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.

**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.}}

The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt</ref> and/or Wipe-Out,<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out</ref> both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars.

==Iterations of Son-Chu==
===Ford Escort===
[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|250px|First Son-Chu.]]
A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref>

Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump|screw]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/>

[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]

Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles on it.

===Cadillac Seville===
[[File:IMG_5312.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris's second Son-Chu, a Cadillac Seville, seen outside the still fire-ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]].]]

According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from February 2012, Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by [[jerkop]]s. Considering how many miles the Escort had on it and how poorly Chris maintained it, there's a very high likelihood it was simply no longer drivable and needed too much work to be roadworthy again. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall 2011, as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's [[Wikipedia:Ford Aerostar|Ford Aerostar]] during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in June 2011, at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In September 2013, it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white [[Wikipedia:Cadillac Seville#1992.E2.80.931997|1992-1997 Cadillac Seville]], which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since 2012. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of 14 Branchland Court, confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door.

In September 2014, Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on [[Craigslist]], also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline." Cracked engine blocks were actually a fairly common issue with this generation of Cadillacs due to the [[Wikipedia:Northstar engine series#Head gasket issues|Northstar V8 engine]] having major design flaws, meaning the damage was most likely not caused by Chandler neglect, nor the fault of a mechanic as Chris claims.
[[File:SevilleFinalState.jpeg|thumb|250px|The Seville before being scrapped.]]
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in December of 2014. The block damage was repaired and the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in December of 2016. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.<ref>https://archive.ph/DUF89/</ref>

===Ford Focus===
[[File:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|250px|A [[fan]] poses with Son-Chu at [[Too Many Games]], 22 [[June 2018]]. Note the extremely poor bay parking, which would be marked down as a fault on a practical driving test.]]
{{Quote|And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus.|Chris<ref>[[September_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}

On 24 September 2014, Chris had purchased a used [[Wikipedia:Ford Focus (second generation, North America)|second generation Ford Focus]] (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.<ref>[[Catherine]]</ref>

This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation.

In July 2018, Chris recorded [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] Although [[fans]] gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In November 2018, [[The Captain]] reported that the car's engine was permanently broken:

{{quote|The day before [[Chandler Cats#Patches|Patches]] died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.}}

The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. Considering Chris's history of automotive maintenance (particularly his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First), plus Bob no longer being around to do it for him, it's more than likely that the engine damage resulted from simply being neglected.

The car was sold at auction over the winter and repaired. In May 2019, the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors in Maryland, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold in July of that year to someone who would probably treat it better. The car is still on the road to this day, beating the odds and surviving Chandler ownership.<ref>[http://archive.ph/akZTA Car listing]</ref> Chris never bought anything to replace it and instead started driving Barb's minivan during the winter of 2018-2019.

===Barb's Dodge Caravan===
[[File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's Ford Focus and Barb's Dodge Caravan in a photo from June 2017.]]

Barb owned a [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Chrysler minivans (RS)|Dodge Grand Caravan]], which had the license plate "B WESTON".<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220525060721/https://findbyplate.com/US/VA/BWESTON/ info]</ref> She was seen behind the wheel in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Chris apparently borrowed the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.<ref>https://archive.is/2ohFq</ref>

Chris borrowed the car to drive to [[BronyCon]] due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a [[Sheetz]] gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record [[Waiting for the tow truck]].

[[File:Sonichu van.png|thumb|left|150px|The Dodge Caravan with Sonichu plates as seen in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Chris's Google Intro video.]]]]
After the death of Chris's Focus in November 2018, the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb. Most likely this was a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his tugboat on [[Lego|more]] [[List of Chris's video games|pressing]] [[McDonald's|matters]] instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car.
[[File:Son-Chu_at_courthouse,_19_June_2019.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The back of the Dodge Caravan as of Chris's [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|June 2019 debt hearing]].]]
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, cementing it as the fourth iteration of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in [[April 2019]].

In August 2019, the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to [[BronyCon]], the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated:<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]]</ref>

{{quotebox|after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.}}

A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken [[Wikipedia:catalytic converter|catalytic converter]] or fuel pressure sensor; this is likely to cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the [[Financhu Crisis]].
[[File:AutoRepairPapers.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The bill for the exhaust/brake repairs.]]
The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape]]</ref>

On 28 March 2021, Chris damaged the van, denting its trunk door and smashing its rear windshield, by backing up into a big rig trailer. He and Barb took it to a body shop to have the trunk door replaced.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref>

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Chris planned to drive the van to attend the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention in Seattle, WA, which would have been a 41-hour drive crossing mountainous terrain. However, [[Null]] vetoed the plan out of safety concerns and arranged for a flight instead.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]</ref> However, the [[Incest call]] completely derailed these plans and the trip was cancelled. Instead, Chris took his car to a hotel in Richmond, where he parked it in a spot where he could wait out a few nights before he could return to [[14 Branchland Court|his home]]. Chris was arrested on 1 August 2021, leaving the car unattended. Sometime between then and 3 August 2021, a [[4-cent_garbage|4channer]] stole the vanity license plates off of the vehicle.

The van was returned to the Chandler Household around, or exactly on 29 August 2021, this time with Barb's plates put back onto it.

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On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb, not having her son to drive her anywhere, experienced a traffic accident with a tractor-trailer. The van got T-boned on its left side, with the airbags not deployed, resulting in Barb breaking two of her ribs and getting a concussion.<ref name=27nov></ref> The van was totaled and Barb was charged with Fail to Yield Right-of-Way for the incident and paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs.

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File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord1.jpg|Carfax report on the November 2021 crash.
File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord2.jpg|Carfax report, part 2
File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png|Barb's Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.
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===Chevrolet Aveo===
Following the [[Jail Saga]], on 25 [[August 2023]], Chris was spotted driving a [[2006]] Chevrolet Aveo. Records showed that the vehicle was purchased on 19 [[May 2023]] for $3,500.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

According to Carfax, the Aveo, as of 3 August 2023, has 138,482mi, and in typical Chris fashion, is overdue for an oil change.<ref>[[:File:Chevrolet_Aveo_Mileage.png]]</ref>
[[File:IMG 8573.jpg|thumb|150px|How do you misspell your life's work?]]
As was tradition with the previous iterations, Chris added a vanity license plate: "SONCIHU". (Chris [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU"). The license plate also has a specialty design promoting the Friends of the Blue Ridge nonprofit, with a blue and gold color scheme reminiscent of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself.

On 4 September 2023, the Aveo was [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#14_Branchland_Court|sighted]] at [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref>
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On 19 September 2023, the Aveo was spotted at an unspecified parking lot and photographed. The photo shows Chris had duct-taped something to his dash, and also that the paint on the hood was peeling in large amounts.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Unspecified parking lot]]</ref>
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==Handicap parking permit==
Being a [[high-functioning autistic]] [[male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.

Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [https://archive.is/ux8X9 Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or [[26 December 2014|having meltdowns in public]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[https://archive.is/ZKGTF Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref><ref>[https://archive.is/0zzHr Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.

==Dashboard==
[[File:Pace car.jpeg|thumb]]

In 2017, Chris had a [[Skylanders avatar]] of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his [[Tomgirl]] persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50.

[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|left|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]
A [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror.

Interesting to note is that [https://archive.is/RqZjB Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's high-functioning life, he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.
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==Vanity plate==
{{quote|I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones.|Chris<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>}}

[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]
[[File:The Chris Chan Conspiracy - Framed Son-Chu License Plate.png|thumb|200px|Another vanity plate seen in a frame at 14 Branchland Court in footage shown in the second episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]''.]]
[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png|thumb|200px|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]]

The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|vanity plate]] read "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]) and another reading "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]).<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> Barb has or had a vanity plate reading "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#B Weston License Plate]]</ref> It is worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state (16.2% of all eligible vehicles as of 2007), so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref>

Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.

The SONICHU plate was a favorite target for thieves. One such theft occurred to the Dodge Caravan after Chris was arrested for incest on 1 August 2021, which resulted in the van being unattended at a motel parking lot.

About a day after Chris's arrest, a once anonymous troll going by the alias Airsoft Al, left a sticky note on his car and stole his license plate. Not too long after he posted about it on 4chan. An autistic user named Airsoft Al was framed for it by '''Chase Lopez''' of being Abstract Airsoft.

Following the [[Jail Saga]], with the introduction of the Chevrolet Aveo, a new iteration of the SONICHU plate was created, this time bearing the name "SONCIHU".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

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==Bumper stickers==
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.

From left to right:

* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[https://archive.is/ECj6V]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably buys his [[Britney Spears]] CDs.
* An [[America]]n flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world.
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his endorsement.
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.

As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.

[[File:Son-Chu_at_Walmart,_2_June_'17.jpeg|thumb|right|Last image of the Ford Son-Chu, showing its bumper stickers. Note that Chris is indeed parked in a [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicap]] space.]]

In 2016, an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from [[June 2017]], taken in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on [[Chris and brand loyalty|promotions for businesses and charities]]. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is:

[[File:Sonchufocus-rear.jpg|thumb|right|The virgin mobile with the stickers peeled off]]

* Atlas Comics<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100110134110/http://www.atlascomicbooks.com/]</ref> - A barebones text advertisement for a now-defunct local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the [[DayOut]] videos, but has never talked about it otherwise).
* Brown<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100106062022/http://www.brownautos.com/]</ref> - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris.
* Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a [[Tomgirl|transgender]] pride flag.
* SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being.
* Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining [[Women's Rights|pinup girl]]
* State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance.
* Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with [[Rainbow|rainbow-patterned]] stripes above and below.
* HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] political advocacy group.
* WTJU<ref>[https://archive.is/w0ct5]</ref> - The logo of a variety music station operated from the [[University of Virginia]], where [[Bob]] once hosted a [[WTJU Marathon|jazz marathon]].
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==Distracted driving==
[[File:drivingtotheextreme.png|thumb|right|Driving to the extreme!]]
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his [[Dimensions|dimensional]] beliefs while behind the wheel.

While driving to the 2019 [[BronyCon]], Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of [[Reldnahc]]'s army trying to invade [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 18</ref>. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied<ref>https://archive.is/PKV6R</ref>:

{{quotebox|I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache.}}

After BronyCon, according to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] had to help him drive through temporary possession<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 25]]</ref>.

In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights:

{{quoteboxgreen|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the [[BronyCon|con]] center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.<ref>https://archive.is/tGNBz</ref>}}

===Collisions and near-misses===
Chris and Barb have wound up in several fender benders, usually of his own fault, on multiple occasions:

* On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a [[Mumble_2#Chris_Crashes_Due_To_Math|Mumble chat]] that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator".
* On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerks|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.
* About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.
* During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.
* During the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb attempted to escape the GAMe PLACe parking lot. While doing so, they hit Snyder twice with their car, resulting in unspecified injuries. Both Chris and Barb received a felony failure to stop charge as a result. During [[This is how the Trial went|their sentencing]], Chris was ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills from the incident.
* In [[September 2013]], Chris caused another fender-bender:
{{quotebox|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}
* In [[August 2019]], Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.<ref name=aug2019car></ref>
* On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris backed up into a big rig trailer, causing a smashed rear window and dented door frame to his vehicle.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref>
* On 23 [[November 2021]], [[Barb]] failed to yield the right-of-way<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> in an accident with a tractor trailer, totaling her Dodge Caravan.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref><ref>https://archive.is/VXneP/</ref>

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==Other incidents==
* On 10 December [[2002]], Barb was pulled over in [[wikipedia:Louisa County, Virginia|Louisa County]] and charged with a defective right-side brake light. She ultimately paid $47.00 in court costs.<ref>[[:File:Barbchan2.PNG]]</ref>
* On 26 [[February 2009]], Chris locked himself out of his car during the [[Ohio trip]].
* In [[April 2019]], Chris lost his wallet at a gas station in [[wikipedia:Newport News, Virginia|Newport News, Virginia]] after placing it on top of his van, forgetting it, and driving away. The wallet was turned into the local police station where Chris retrieved it later that month.<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#Chris Loses His Wallet]]</ref>

==Other cars==
===Barb's BMW===
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|Barb's Beemer]]
Barb formerly owned a 1999 [[Wikipedia:BMW Z3|BMW Z3]], a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and tried to sell it in [[2014]], asking for 10 grand.<ref>[[December_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>

===Barb's Aerostar===
[[File:Screenshot 46.png|thumb|Barb's Aerostar]]
Prior to the Grand Caravan, Barb drove a teal 1992 Ford Aerostar. It's only really notable for being Chris's vehicle of choice during the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident.]] Other than that, it only appeared in the background of a handful of videos and photos before being replaced with the Grand Caravan sometime in 2012-2013. The fate of the van is currently unknown and it has most likely been scrapped, though this generation of Ford minivans were actually fairly reliable and it's not out of the question that the van is still on the road somewhere.

===The Mitsu===
[[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.

==In the comic==
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], but in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] transforms into an [[Autobot]] and helps fight against the [[PVCC]] invasion of CWCville. Then, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] to perform "[[Revive Zordon]]" and massacre the workers at the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from ''Transformers'' canon, [[wikipedia:Hotrod (Transformers)|Hotrod]] and [[wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].

[[File:Sonchu explain 3.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris quotes the [[CWCki]]]]
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]].</ref>

{{quotebox|I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time.}}

==Toy Son-Chu==
[[File:Son-chu package.jpeg|thumb]]

Chris created a Son-Chu figure in March 2017. It appeared in [[Son-Chu Review]], a ''48-minute''-long video of him playing with toys.

Son-Chu's bio reads:

{{quotebox|The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!}}

It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce<ref>https://archive.is/IFJG4</ref>.

He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his [[stamps]] business.

==Gallery==
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File:St patrick's.jpg|A drawing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, March 2017. Chris did not explain what an Autobot has to do with an Irish-themed celebration.
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.
File:Sonchu explain 2.jpeg|Prototype design from a Transformers.com game. Chris kept these for over ''10 years''.
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless.
File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition.
File:Carsonchu.png|Google Street View from [[June 2011]]. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter.
File:Escortvscaravan.jpg|Tonight on top gear, we review the Son-chu's
File:Son-chu pose.jpg| Son-Chu and the CWC Defens
File:IMG_8573.jpg|The car [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Son-Chu_sighting|seen]] driving [[August 2023]]
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== Sources ==
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==See also==
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* [[Car Pranks]]
* [[Hot Wheels]]

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Greene County Conspiracy

2023-11-05T22:25:54Z

Zillachu: /* Analysis */

'''100_2178.MOV''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 8 [[May 2010]] in which [[Chris]], lonely and lost at the bottom of a depression-well, reflects on the state of his life. The video gives Christorians a look into how utterly detached Chris was from [[Chris and Reality|reality]] at this stage in his life.

==Analysis==
Chris made this video after coming home alone from an EXTREME ACTION SPORTS show to which he had won 4 tickets from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his Church's Young Adult Social Group, he was forced to scalp the tickets in front of the stadium and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" (who probably haven't even got a [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|pimped out PS3 controller]]) while handsomer, happier, less [[Autism|autistic]] men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd. This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since [[Jackie E-mails|he and Jackie broke apart]].

Chris, with his [[Chris and his Ego#Persecution complex|victim complex]], inexplicably blames the Greene County school board (which tried to pull him out of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] when he was a child) for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell" – first by supposedly trying to institutionalize him for being autistic then, after many years with no interaction with him, going so far as to pay a realtor over $9,000<ref>A rough estimate of a realtor's fee, given an appraised home value of $161,200 and [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/11/60minutes/main2790865.shtml a realtor's commission of 6%].</ref> to keep his [[14 Branchland Court|family's house]] in [[Ruckersville]] from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends after high school.

[[File:ThePatriots1.png|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
He is not aware that:
*About 19 other students in the district were also autistic<ref>Assuming autism is distributed uniformly, that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US-autism-6-17-1996-2007.png roughly 1%] of the population was autistic, and that there were 2,000 students in the Green County school district at the time. [http://www.localschooldirectory.com/district-schools/039/Greene-County-Public-Schools-District/VA There are now around 3,000.]</ref> and weren't paid special attention to by the school board.
*Every member of that board works a full-time [[Chris's resume|job]] and many also have children. Therefore, none of them would have the motivation to [[Trolls|hound]] Chris for a decade.
*It would be in the worst interests of the board to intentionally antagonise and conspire against Chris and his family; if such evidence was true, everyone involved would have been putting themselves at great risk of legal consequences.
*All his supposed friends from Chesterfield County (with whom he admits to have had little interaction outside of school<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref>) have long since moved on with their lives, are now similarly indisposed, and would have nothing to gain by spending time with him even if all of them were neighbors.
*If the board hated Chris so much, then they ''would'' have tried to expel him in the first place. They would also have welcomed his family's decision to leave town instead of conspiring to bring him back.

Using the board as a not-so-convenient excuse to ignore the fact that he himself is the only consistent factor in his unbroken series of failures, he goes on to muse that they bribed [[Michael Snyder]] (years later again) to ban him from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. There is no "evidence" yet linking them to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the [[Jerkop|Jerkops]], or the 15,000 some-odd people of Greene County who somehow spontaneously decided not to be Chris's friends for no reason. Chris seems to restrain himself from [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|calling Snyder a "greedy Jew"]], stopping after "greedy". He ends the video by wishing that they, Michael Snyder, and the [[trolls]] would all go to hell for playing [[Kick the Autistic]].

Perhaps coincidentally, the video was uploaded 16 years to the day since [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s case against Greene County was thrown out of court.

==Video==

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{{quote|We were forced to move back here because of you goddamn... people who were afraid of autistic individuals.}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris sits in the dark in front of his TV, which is, shockingly, turned off. He is visible only in silhouette. A fan hums in the background.'']

This is [[Christian Weston Chandler]], alias ''Christopher'' Weston Chandler, pre [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|1990-something]]. Anyway, I-I have sent this message to all the peo- ...ple that were of the [[Greene County]] School Board... and such... during the [[1990s]]... because... Threatening to put me in a mental institution. That was pretty much why we had to run away... and move to Chesterfield County, and I had better life over there, I had a lo- I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just ''sad'' to leave, when I, after I graduated. 'Cause I had to leave all my friends. I had the good life. But we were forced to move back here.

You people of Greene County, you could not have left us, uh, left me and my family alone. You had to go and pay off the realtors, just so, this h- so that this house here could not have been sold. If it, 'cause if it had been sold, we would have been able to stay in Chesterfield County. [''[[sigh]]''] And I would have been ha- I would have had a lot- a happier life over there, than right now and how I'm feeling. If, right now, because we ha- 'cause we were forced to move back here because of you goddamn... people who were afraid of [[autistic]] individuals.

[''sigh'']

You individuals would know who you are. I wish my family and I did not have to move back here. I wish we could have stayed in Chesterfield County, 'cause I had the better life there. And we were doing we- we were doing well, but you had to drag us down! You had to make us unable to sell our house here. You had to ''force'' my family to move back here, where I was okay and I have a couple of friends, and I'm better off with... [''Voice cracks, shakes arm to gesture at room.''] '''stuff.'''

That stuff is no good if I don't have, if I don't have many friends to share it with. [''Chokes back tears.'']

And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn [[Michael Snyder]] to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "''scaaaaring'' his customers away!" [''Flips off the camera''] You goddamn, greedy... ''Snyder''!

I was at the John Paul Jones Arena earlier tonight, at the Extreme Action Sports. I had won four tickets the previous Friday, Friday of the last week, from 95.1. The few [[Trolls|friends]] I have here could not have come- could not come with me, and I could not even find anyone in the congregation to take- to go with me. 'Cause I misplaced directory for one reason. And even with the help of, uh, my pastoral counselor to get in contact with them, they did not call- none of them called me back!

And I had to sell the... tickets I had, and I had to sit there next to a... lovey-dovey couple. [''His voice begins to crack.''] Which, that was okay, you know, I was trying to be... good- I was trying to be good friend, you know... [''scratches back of head''] Sociable. [''sigh''] But still, if that was... If I had stayed in Chesterfield County, and I would- and I had a similar situation for an event there... [[Chris and reality|I would definitely have had my friends I had there]]. Moving back here, it just dragged me downhill. So I tell you what, Greene County... Because you saw fit to make- to make me and my family have to move back here, just to make me sad, and move more into my Autistic Shell: ''you did it''.

If I had stayed in Chesterfield County, I would have been a whole lot better off. I wish you would, I wish you would have let us sell our house here. We could have stayed there. I wish you had- I wish we did not have to move back to [''sigh''] I wish we did not have to move back here nearly ten years ago.

Laugh all you want, trolls! Because... I don't give a ''damn''. You're all just immature, [[naïve]], condescending, soulless ''monsters''. [[Chris and hypocrisy|You don't ''care'' about others]], you only care about yourselves. You only care about getting your own laughs and kicks, because you don't h- you don't have your own social life! You [[Death threats|threaten]] me from ha- from trying to seek one of my own, by scaring me on the Internet and whatnot.

Including Clyde Cash, you can all go to hell. And all the people that were on the Greene County School Board during the 1990s then that forced us to have to move back here, '''sit and spin...''' Hell.

And Michael Snyder, I hope you go to Hell, too!

And for everybody el-, as for everybody else... Peace.
{{-}}

==Michael Snyder's reply==
{{quotebox|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.<br>
Signed,<br>
That goddamn Michael Snyder}}

==Fan videos==
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| name = The truth YOU weren't supposed to know: CWC Expose
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Nna4NOyHiyE}}
| maker = SyntheNeko
| stardate = 10 May 2010
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
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| maker = MycalFelps
| Stardate = 01 [[Aug 2010]]
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==References==
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Chris's homes

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Zillachu:

[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|[[14 Branchland Court]], Chris's main residence for the majority of his life. Like the Phoenix, it has [[2014 house fire|risen from the ashes]].]]
{{Quote|Virginia is actually a beautiful state in most of its locations between the cities and the country scenery and suburbs, not to mention the Blue Ridge Mountains. The parks, trails, and nature areas are clean and lovely in [[Charlottesville]].|Chris<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)]]</ref>}}
Chris has lived all his life in the '''Commonwealth of Virginia''', leaving only to visit other parts of the [[United States]] for short periods of time. However, for various reasons he has lived in at least five different homes over the course of his life, in two different regions of the state. He has also spent time in three jails, a mental hospital, and possibly a group home.

Chris was born in a [[Charlottesville]] hospital and spent his early years in [[Ruckersville]], a bumfuck town on the outskirts of [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], which is mainly inhabited by people similar to the late [[Bob Chandler]]. During his middle and high school years ([[1993]]-[[2000]]), he lived in a less bumfuck suburban area 77 miles (125 km) away, just outside the city of Richmond in Chesterfield County. His family decided to return to Ruckersville after Chris finished high school in 2000.

In [[August 2021]], Chris was jailed for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] at a facility in {{w|Orange County, Virginia|Orange County}}, as Greene County (where Ruckersville is located) does not have a jail of its own. In [[February 2022]] he was transferred to [[Western State Hospital]] in {{w|Staunton, Virginia|Staunton}} to be made competent to stand trial. In [[May 2022]] he was returned to the jail. In [[March 2023]] he was released. His current whereabouts, including whether he is institutionalized or fully independent, are unknown, although he appears to still be living somewhere in Virginia, with most of his sightings since his release taking place in a mishmash of towns, cities and other settlements across the state's northern half.

==Chesterfield County==
[[Image:Cloverleaf Streetview.jpg|thumb|right|Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments.]]
[[Image:0083-SurrywoodHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Surreywood.]]
Richmond is the capital city of [[Virginia]] and the former capital of the [[Wikipedia:Confederate States of America|Confederate States of America]]. Chesterfield County is just southwest of Richmond and contains many of its suburbs. Chris and his parents lived in this area from [[1993]] to [[2000]]. During his life here, Chris attended [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]]. He attended Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church with his father and occasionally went swimming at the local YMCA. By late 1999 he was regularly playing [[Pokémon]] at [[Books-A-Million]]. Chris also visited [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|anime convention]] in Richmond 2 times and stayed a total of four nights in 2004 and 2005.

The Chandler family [[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 4|moved back]] to [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] at the end of Chris's senior year, meaning that his transition from childhood to adulthood was marked by a physical relocation across the state. This move has therefore acquired enormous symbolic significance for Chris. His complete failure to become a successful adult since then, coupled with his [[Chris and nostalgia|rose-tinted view]] of high school and his [[gal-pals]], have caused him to romanticize Chesterfield County. He continues to believe that had his family not moved back to "lame Ruckersville," he would currently be drowning in [[china]] and everything would be perfect and uncomplicated.

The Chandlers have ties to the Richmond area going back to well before Chris's birth. Barb moved to Richmond in 1961 with her first husband Ran Coleman Yeatts, and Bob moved to the area with his family in 1975 for work. Barb's son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was brought up in inner Richmond, and Bob's son [[Alan]] attended high school in Chesterfield County and daughter [[Carol]] attended [[Providence Middle School]] in Chesterfield County, the same school Chris would later attend. Bob and Barb met at a bar in Richmond in 1979 and were living at Bob's house in Chesterfield County at the time of their marriage in 1980. They left the area shortly afterward when Bob was transferred by his job to Charlottesville.

Chris's [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom Ashby]] also live in Chesterfield County, as does his uncle [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne Weston]]. Chris leaked Harriet and Tom's then-current home address in the [[Miyamoto emails]], hoping that [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] would send them a letter to somehow establish his legitimacy. They have since moved to a different residence, also in Chesterfield County, and wisely chose not to share their new address with Chris or Barb.<ref>[[Rental House Tour]]</ref> In the wake of the summer 2021 allegation that Chris had committed incest with his mother, Chris was forbidden by Emergency Protective Order from the home he shared with her and made plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]; however, they refused to accommodate him after they learned what he had done. Chris had already driven to Richmond, however, so it was there he would spend his final night (to date) as a free man, specifically at the Regency Inn, a drive-in motel a short distance away from the [[Regency Square Mall]] in {{w|Henrico County, Va|Henrico County}}; after spending the night of July 31 there, he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested and jailed]] the following afternoon.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

===Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments===
The Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments are a set of apartments located just outside of Richmond in Chesterfield County, where the [[Chandler]] family lived from September [[1993]] through the summer of [[1995]].

[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]] and his [[DVD Slideshow Transcripts]] state that he moved to Chesterfield County in September 1992. A 1993 [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' article]], however, makes it clear that he moved in September 1993 and that he was still living in Ruckersville during [[Christmas]] 1992.

Chris claimed to have often seen "whooping cranes" in the duck pond behind their domicile.<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 2]]</ref> Whooping cranes are nearly extinct and are not found in Virginia, so it's more likely that he saw [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandhill_crane sandhill cranes].

===Surreywood Subdivision===
The Surreywood Subdivision, or as Chris spells it, "Surrywood", is an area of 506 homes in Chesterfield County where the Chandlers lived from [[1995]] to [[1996]].

===Newberry Towne Subdivision===
The Newberry Towne Subdivision is an area of 295 homes in Chesterfield County.<ref>[http://www.newberrytowne.com/]</ref> The Chandlers lived at 6008 Partingdale Circle<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 1</ref> from [[1996]] to [[2000]], Chris's important [[Manchester High School|high school]] years. It is a three-bedroom, three-bathroom condominium built in 1978.

According to Chris, the neighbors spread rumors about his family. He "didn't care much ado about it", but his parents "couldn't take it sitting down".<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref> These rumors may be related to a mysterious individual named Jamie Dunn, who Bob claims harrassed the family beginning in [[1999]] and tried to get him locked up in jail.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The End]]</ref> Chris has never discussed the rumors in detail or mentioned whether they were a factor in the family's decision to move away from the Richmond area. He has, however, speculated that dark forces on the [[Greene County Conspiracy|Greene County School Board]] back home conspired to force the relocation.

<center><gallery>
Image:0108-NewberryTowneHouse.jpg|6008 Partingdale Circle.
File:0111-LegoWalkman1.jpg|Chris sitting outside his home.
File:0461-CWCWithCustomCookie.jpg|Chris in the kitchen.
File:0409-ChristianIs17-1.jpg|Chris and [[Barbara]] celebrating his 17th birthday in the presumably living room.
File:0476-CWC18th7.jpg|Chris celebrating his [[My big 18th party|18th birthday]] in the living room.
File:ChesterfieldCounty2000.jpg|The living room shortly thereafter, in the midst of the move to Ruckersville.
File:ChesterfieldCountyRoom2000.jpg|Chris's room in high school.
File:Chris Old Bedroom Large.jpg|Chris's illustration of his room, with [[Spanish]] annotations.
</gallery></center>

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==Greene County==
Bob and Barbara first moved to the Charlottesville area circa [[1980]] when Bob was transferred there from General Electric's location in Richmond. When they first moved there, they had no ties to the area, and in all the time they lived there they made little effort to establish any. Greene County is on the northeastern outskirts of the Charlottesville area and is predominantly rural in nature, although Ruckersville, located near the Albemarle County line, is more suburban.

===14 Branchland Court===
{{Main|14 Branchland Court}}
Chris spent his first years in [[Ruckersville, VA]], where the Chandlers resided at [[14 Branchland Court]]. He and [[Bob Chandler|his father]] moved to the Richmond area after Chris left the fourth grade due to a dispute with the local school system. According to [[100 2178|a video address]] Chris released on 8 [[May 2010]], the Chandlers tried to sell 14 Branchland Court at some point during their time living in Richmond, but were unable to do so. As a consequence, Chris says, they were forced to move back to Ruckersville after he graduated [[high school]]. In the late [[2010s]], Chris has taken to referring to the house as the "Temple".

===Rental House===
{{Main|Rental House}}
After 14BC was damaged by a [[fire]] in [[January 2014]], Chris and Barb moved to a temporary rental house at 6382 Flintstone Drive in the nearby unincorporated community of [[Wikipedia:Barboursville, VA|Barboursville]] around 3 miles southeast of 14BC. By [[January 2015]], they had fully returned to 14BC.

==Jails and institutions==

===Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail===
Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail serves the city of Charlottesville and the surrounding suburban area of [[wikipedia:Albemarle County|Albemarle County]]. Chris has spent a total of four nights in the jail, and Barb has spent one night there.

Chris was first driven to the jail in July [[2005]] following an incident at [[Target]], but he was ultimately released without a full arrest.

Following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb were arrested and spent the night of 28-29 October in the jail before being released on bail.

Following the [[26 December 2014]] incident, Chris was arrested and taken to the jail once again. Because he was arrested on a Friday, he spent three nights in jail before being released on bail on Monday, 29 December.

===Henrico County Regional Jail West===
Chris spent the night of 1-2 August 2021 in Henrico County Regional Jail West following his arrest for incest just outside of Richmond. On 2 August he was transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref>

===Central Virginia Regional Jail===
{{main|Central Virginia Regional Jail}}

From 2 [[August 2021]] through 28 [[February 2022]], and again from 3 [[May 2022]] through 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was held without bond at '''Central Virginia Regional Jail''' (or as he once called it, "this Jail of Fail")<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref> in {{w|Orange, Virginia|Orange}}, where he awaited several hearings on the charge of incest.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref>

===Western State Hospital===
{{main|Western State Hospital}}

On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was officially transferred from CVRJ to an undisclosed location which turned out to be '''Western State Hospital''', a mental hospital located in {{w|Staunton, Virginia|Staunton, Virginia}}, about 50 miles west of Ruckersville.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> He may actually have been transferred immediately after his hearing on 3 February, as his last jail letters from before the transfer are dated 30 January. Chris was held in 1 Hickory, a long-term unit. He was transferred back to CVRJ on 3 May.

==Chris's current residence==
[[Image:GroupHomeSaga.jpg|thumb|right|An artist's depiction of Chris at a group home.]]
On 21 [[January 2023]], a letter appeared in Chris's court record from Gateway Homes, a non-profit organization that provides mental health services in a residential setting in rural Chesterfield County.<ref>File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 30 January 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png</ref> Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|has been spotted]] in a variety of locations thoughout Chesterfield County, lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One observer claimed that Chris was picked up from a shopping trip by a large black van, also suggesting that he was institutionalized at the time and did not have access to a car of his own. There is no concrete proof that Chris is living at or ever lived at Gateway Homes, only circumstantial evidence.

As of [[August 2023]], it appears that Chris once again has a car of his own. Moreover, since late [[July 2023]], Chris has not been spotted in Chesterfield County at all, but he has been seen in a number of other Virginia cities and towns including [[wikipedia:Lynchburg, Virginia|Lynchburg]] (where his friend [[Flutter]] supposedly lives), [[wikipedia:Bedford, Virginia|Bedford]] (a town not far from Lynchburg), [[Charlottesville]] and [[Ruckersville]]. This suggests that Chris may now be living independently, possibly on the [[tugboat]] money which he accrued during his time in jail.

Following his return to [[YouTube]] on 16 [[October 2023]], all of Chris's videos feature digital backdrops which make it impossible to tell where he is filming from.

==Chris and the rest of Virginia==
Back when the Chandlers were still on speaking terms with their relatives outside of Ruckersville, they would make occasional trips to Barb's hometown of [[Wikipedia: Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak]] (or, as Chris tends to spell it, "Redoak"), a backwoods settlement in the [[wikipedia:Southside Virginia|Southside]] region of Virginia, to visit Barb's sister [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]] and her family. It was here that the Chandlers picked [[Patti]] out of Corrina's litter. After her death in February 2009, they came to Red Oak to take part in her funeral.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]</ref> [[Message for John Kyle|In a 2013 video]], Chris claims that everyone living in Red Oak after Corrina's death hates the Chandlers.

Despite his later claims about being hated after Corrina's death, Chris visited Red Oak again over the weekend of 27-28 [[June 2009]] to attend the wedding of his cousin [[Minor Family Members#Jonathan Carey|Jonathan Carey]]. This happened to be the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically passed away, hours after being hit on the head during a rough airplane landing.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20090804151707/http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529350,00.html</ref> In a July 2009 [[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS|interview with Guru Larry]], Chris mentions this trip as an alibi to prove that he could not have been the one piloting the plane Billy was on shortly before his death.

Chris and Barb visited Red Oak in April 2012 (shortly after Chris [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]) to plant flowers at her father's and Corrina's graves, but they did not visit their living family members as they were all "busy". Instead Chris and Barb stayed at a hotel in nearby [[Wikipedia: Clarksville, Virginia|Clarksville]].<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Vacation]]</ref><ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#The Hooker and a Court Date]]</ref>

Chris once claimed in a conversation with a fan from the city of [[wikipedia:Fredericksburg, Virginia|Fredericksburg, Virginia]] that he had passed through his hometown on the way to Corrina's house "a few times".<ref>[[IRC_(24_October_2008)]]</ref> Chris has also mentioned Fredericksburg as the place where he bought [[Clover and Snoopy]] in 2012, and he has stated that the city of [[CWCville]] is located "to the north to north-east" of Fredericksburg.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10]]</ref> It is not clear why Chris would have had to pass through Fredericksburg on the way to Corrina's, as that city is north of Richmond and nowhere near Red Oak.

Other Virginia cities outside of the Richmond and Charlottesville areas which Chris has visited include [[BrickFest|Arlington]], [[James Madison University|Harr]][[Madicon|ison]][[A browsing around an ol' playground|burg]], [[Chris_and_mental_healthcare#Psychiatric_Papers|Mount Sidney]], [[Midnight Moonflower|Newport News]], [[Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan|Staun]][[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|ton]] and [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Williamsburg_Premium_Outlets|Williamsburg]].

==Chris and the rest of the United States==
For most of his life, Chris rarely left Virginia, save for a trip to San Francisco, California for [[Cole Smithey|his half-brother's]] birthday circa July 1989,<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref><ref>[[Rental House Tour#Time to go]]</ref> his ill-fated [[Ohio trip|road trip to Ohio]] to visit [[BlueSpike|Julie]] in 2009 and the occasional day trip to Washington, D.C. Since 2017, however, he has attended several conventions outside of his home state, including [[BronyCon]] and [[MAGfest]] in Maryland and [[TooManyGames]] in Pennsylvania. He also [[Pennsylvania Trip|drove to Pennsylvania]] on a separate occasion to deliver a package to a fan and attempt to visit a popular YouTuber.

The California trip was the farthest Chris has traveled and the only time that Chris has flown on an airplane. [[Barb]] described the flight as "painful",<ref>[[Rental House Tour#Barb's family heritage]]</ref> but it is not clear if she was referring to the ordinary discomforts of air travel or if Chris's autism presented additional difficulties. Chris expressed an interest in returning to the San Francisco Bay Area for [[BABSCon]], but [[Chris and money|financial circumstances]] and the [[COVID-19]] pandemic prevented him from doing so. He had a real chance of getting to go to the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention near Seattle, Washington in [[August 2021]], but he was banned from attending after news of his incestuous relationship with his mother came to light. Looking forward, Chris's ''persona non grata'' status and lack of a car mean that future travel opportunities outside of Virginia will likely be limited.

==Chris and the rest of the world==
To this day, Chris hasn't left the United States. He does ship internationally, and he sent a [[Hair#Hair mail|lock of his hair]] to a fan in Mexico, but that's the closest he has ever gotten to traveling abroad. When asked which countries he would most like to visit [[IRC (22 December 2008)|in 2008]], he mentioned [[Anime|Japan]], England and France. When asked the same question again [[Twitter Q&A|in 2019]], his answer had changed to England, Japan, Canada and "maybe [[Nazis|Germany]], [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scotland and Ireland]]". Apart from Japan, all the countries Chris has expressed an interest in visiting are countries which he has [[Family tree|ancestors]] from (or at least believes he does).

==Desired housing==
On 18 [[April 2018]], while in a chat with the [[Idea Guys]], Chris claimed that he was planning to move out. In response to Wise threatening his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], Chris answered that "I Need Her Alive. Until After I am moved out. And I did take the first step on that by taking with my friends about helping me find the new place to move to."<ref>[[Cryzel Torture]]</ref> However, no apparent progress was made on that, as Chris still lived with his mother until his [[August 2021]] arrest for [[incest]].

On 4 [[September 2020]], Chris mentioned that he wished for "a fully-paid for and set up two-story" house on Westwood Drive in Ruckersville for [[Naught]] and [[MKRNightVee]] to move into. Chris claimed that he didn't ship them together. He said this wish was because [[14 Branchland Court]] was not suitable for them to chill at because of [[Clover and Snoopy]] being stressed around other people.<ref>[[Anaxis DMs]]</ref>

==Sources==
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Chris's homes

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Zillachu:

[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|[[14 Branchland Court]], Chris's main residence for the majority of his life. Like the Phoenix, it has [[2014 house fire|risen from the ashes]].]]
{{Quote|Virginia is actually a beautiful state in most of its locations between the cities and the country scenery and suburbs, not to mention the Blue Ridge Mountains. The parks, trails, and nature areas are clean and lovely in [[Charlottesville]].|Chris<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)]]</ref>}}
Chris has lived all his life in the '''Commonwealth of Virginia''', leaving only to visit other parts of the [[United States]] for short periods of time. However, for various reasons he has lived in at least five different homes over the course of his life, in two different regions of the state. He has also spent time in three jails, a mental hospital, and possibly a group home.

Chris was born in a [[Charlottesville]] hospital and spent his early years in [[Ruckersville]], a bumfuck town on the outskirts of [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], which is mainly inhabited by people similar to the late [[Bob Chandler]]. During his middle and high school years ([[1993]]-[[2000]]), he lived in a less bumfuck suburban area 77 miles (125 km) away, just outside the city of Richmond in Chesterfield County. His family decided to return to Ruckersville after Chris finished high school in 2000.

In [[August 2021]], Chris was jailed for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] at a facility in {{w|Orange County, Virginia|Orange County}}, as Greene County (where Ruckersville is located) does not have a jail of its own. In [[February 2022]] he was transferred to [[Western State Hospital]] in {{w|Staunton, Virginia|Staunton}} to be made competent to stand trial. In [[May 2022]] he was returned to the jail. In [[March 2023]] he was released. His current whereabouts, including whether he is institutionalized or fully independent, are unknown, although he appears to still be living somewhere in Virginia.

==Chesterfield County==
[[Image:Cloverleaf Streetview.jpg|thumb|right|Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments.]]
[[Image:0083-SurrywoodHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Surreywood.]]
Richmond is the capital city of [[Virginia]] and the former capital of the [[Wikipedia:Confederate States of America|Confederate States of America]]. Chesterfield County is just southwest of Richmond and contains many of its suburbs. Chris and his parents lived in this area from [[1993]] to [[2000]]. During his life here, Chris attended [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]]. He attended Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church with his father and occasionally went swimming at the local YMCA. By late 1999 he was regularly playing [[Pokémon]] at [[Books-A-Million]]. Chris also visited [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|anime convention]] in Richmond 2 times and stayed a total of four nights in 2004 and 2005.

The Chandler family [[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 4|moved back]] to [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] at the end of Chris's senior year, meaning that his transition from childhood to adulthood was marked by a physical relocation across the state. This move has therefore acquired enormous symbolic significance for Chris. His complete failure to become a successful adult since then, coupled with his [[Chris and nostalgia|rose-tinted view]] of high school and his [[gal-pals]], have caused him to romanticize Chesterfield County. He continues to believe that had his family not moved back to "lame Ruckersville," he would currently be drowning in [[china]] and everything would be perfect and uncomplicated.

The Chandlers have ties to the Richmond area going back to well before Chris's birth. Barb moved to Richmond in 1961 with her first husband Ran Coleman Yeatts, and Bob moved to the area with his family in 1975 for work. Barb's son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was brought up in inner Richmond, and Bob's son [[Alan]] attended high school in Chesterfield County and daughter [[Carol]] attended [[Providence Middle School]] in Chesterfield County, the same school Chris would later attend. Bob and Barb met at a bar in Richmond in 1979 and were living at Bob's house in Chesterfield County at the time of their marriage in 1980. They left the area shortly afterward when Bob was transferred by his job to Charlottesville.

Chris's [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom Ashby]] also live in Chesterfield County, as does his uncle [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne Weston]]. Chris leaked Harriet and Tom's then-current home address in the [[Miyamoto emails]], hoping that [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] would send them a letter to somehow establish his legitimacy. They have since moved to a different residence, also in Chesterfield County, and wisely chose not to share their new address with Chris or Barb.<ref>[[Rental House Tour]]</ref> In the wake of the summer 2021 allegation that Chris had committed incest with his mother, Chris was forbidden by Emergency Protective Order from the home he shared with her and made plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]; however, they refused to accommodate him after they learned what he had done. Chris had already driven to Richmond, however, so it was there he would spend his final night (to date) as a free man, specifically at the Regency Inn, a drive-in motel a short distance away from the [[Regency Square Mall]] in {{w|Henrico County, Va|Henrico County}}; after spending the night of July 31 there, he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested and jailed]] the following afternoon.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

===Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments===
The Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments are a set of apartments located just outside of Richmond in Chesterfield County, where the [[Chandler]] family lived from September [[1993]] through the summer of [[1995]].

[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]] and his [[DVD Slideshow Transcripts]] state that he moved to Chesterfield County in September 1992. A 1993 [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' article]], however, makes it clear that he moved in September 1993 and that he was still living in Ruckersville during [[Christmas]] 1992.

Chris claimed to have often seen "whooping cranes" in the duck pond behind their domicile.<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 2]]</ref> Whooping cranes are nearly extinct and are not found in Virginia, so it's more likely that he saw [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandhill_crane sandhill cranes].

===Surreywood Subdivision===
The Surreywood Subdivision, or as Chris spells it, "Surrywood", is an area of 506 homes in Chesterfield County where the Chandlers lived from [[1995]] to [[1996]].

===Newberry Towne Subdivision===
The Newberry Towne Subdivision is an area of 295 homes in Chesterfield County.<ref>[http://www.newberrytowne.com/]</ref> The Chandlers lived at 6008 Partingdale Circle<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 1</ref> from [[1996]] to [[2000]], Chris's important [[Manchester High School|high school]] years. It is a three-bedroom, three-bathroom condominium built in 1978.

According to Chris, the neighbors spread rumors about his family. He "didn't care much ado about it", but his parents "couldn't take it sitting down".<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref> These rumors may be related to a mysterious individual named Jamie Dunn, who Bob claims harrassed the family beginning in [[1999]] and tried to get him locked up in jail.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The End]]</ref> Chris has never discussed the rumors in detail or mentioned whether they were a factor in the family's decision to move away from the Richmond area. He has, however, speculated that dark forces on the [[Greene County Conspiracy|Greene County School Board]] back home conspired to force the relocation.

<center><gallery>
Image:0108-NewberryTowneHouse.jpg|6008 Partingdale Circle.
File:0111-LegoWalkman1.jpg|Chris sitting outside his home.
File:0461-CWCWithCustomCookie.jpg|Chris in the kitchen.
File:0409-ChristianIs17-1.jpg|Chris and [[Barbara]] celebrating his 17th birthday in the presumably living room.
File:0476-CWC18th7.jpg|Chris celebrating his [[My big 18th party|18th birthday]] in the living room.
File:ChesterfieldCounty2000.jpg|The living room shortly thereafter, in the midst of the move to Ruckersville.
File:ChesterfieldCountyRoom2000.jpg|Chris's room in high school.
File:Chris Old Bedroom Large.jpg|Chris's illustration of his room, with [[Spanish]] annotations.
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==Greene County==
Bob and Barbara first moved to the Charlottesville area circa [[1980]] when Bob was transferred there from General Electric's location in Richmond. When they first moved there, they had no ties to the area, and in all the time they lived there they made little effort to establish any. Greene County is on the northeastern outskirts of the Charlottesville area and is predominantly rural in nature, although Ruckersville, located near the Albemarle County line, is more suburban.

===14 Branchland Court===
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Chris spent his first years in [[Ruckersville, VA]], where the Chandlers resided at [[14 Branchland Court]]. He and [[Bob Chandler|his father]] moved to the Richmond area after Chris left the fourth grade due to a dispute with the local school system. According to [[100 2178|a video address]] Chris released on 8 [[May 2010]], the Chandlers tried to sell 14 Branchland Court at some point during their time living in Richmond, but were unable to do so. As a consequence, Chris says, they were forced to move back to Ruckersville after he graduated [[high school]]. In the late [[2010s]], Chris has taken to referring to the house as the "Temple".

===Rental House===
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After 14BC was damaged by a [[fire]] in [[January 2014]], Chris and Barb moved to a temporary rental house at 6382 Flintstone Drive in the nearby unincorporated community of [[Wikipedia:Barboursville, VA|Barboursville]] around 3 miles southeast of 14BC. By [[January 2015]], they had fully returned to 14BC.

==Jails and institutions==

===Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail===
Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail serves the city of Charlottesville and the surrounding suburban area of [[wikipedia:Albemarle County|Albemarle County]]. Chris has spent a total of four nights in the jail, and Barb has spent one night there.

Chris was first driven to the jail in July [[2005]] following an incident at [[Target]], but he was ultimately released without a full arrest.

Following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb were arrested and spent the night of 28-29 October in the jail before being released on bail.

Following the [[26 December 2014]] incident, Chris was arrested and taken to the jail once again. Because he was arrested on a Friday, he spent three nights in jail before being released on bail on Monday, 29 December.

===Henrico County Regional Jail West===
Chris spent the night of 1-2 August 2021 in Henrico County Regional Jail West following his arrest for incest just outside of Richmond. On 2 August he was transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref>

===Central Virginia Regional Jail===
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From 2 [[August 2021]] through 28 [[February 2022]], and again from 3 [[May 2022]] through 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was held without bond at '''Central Virginia Regional Jail''' (or as he once called it, "this Jail of Fail")<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref> in {{w|Orange, Virginia|Orange}}, where he awaited several hearings on the charge of incest.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref>

===Western State Hospital===
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On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was officially transferred from CVRJ to an undisclosed location which turned out to be '''Western State Hospital''', a mental hospital located in {{w|Staunton, Virginia|Staunton, Virginia}}, about 50 miles west of Ruckersville.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> He may actually have been transferred immediately after his hearing on 3 February, as his last jail letters from before the transfer are dated 30 January. Chris was held in 1 Hickory, a long-term unit. He was transferred back to CVRJ on 3 May.

==Chris's current residence==
[[Image:GroupHomeSaga.jpg|thumb|right|An artist's depiction of Chris at a group home.]]
On 21 [[January 2023]], a letter appeared in Chris's court record from Gateway Homes, a non-profit organization that provides mental health services in a residential setting in rural Chesterfield County.<ref>File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 30 January 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png</ref> Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|has been spotted]] in a variety of locations thoughout Chesterfield County, lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One observer claimed that Chris was picked up from a shopping trip by a large black van, also suggesting that he was institutionalized at the time and did not have access to a car of his own. There is no concrete proof that Chris is living at or ever lived at Gateway Homes, only circumstantial evidence.

As of [[August 2023]], it appears that Chris once again has a car of his own. Moreover, since late [[July 2023]], Chris has not been spotted in Chesterfield County at all, but he has been seen in a number of other Virginia cities and towns including [[wikipedia:Lynchburg, Virginia|Lynchburg]] (where his friend [[Flutter]] supposedly lives), [[wikipedia:Bedford, Virginia|Bedford]] (a town not far from Lynchburg), [[Charlottesville]] and [[Ruckersville]]. This suggests that Chris may now be living independently, possibly on the [[tugboat]] money which he accrued during his time in jail.

Following his return to [[YouTube]] on 16 [[October 2023]], all of Chris's videos feature digital backdrops which make it impossible to tell where he is filming from.

==Chris and the rest of Virginia==
Back when the Chandlers were still on speaking terms with their relatives outside of Ruckersville, they would make occasional trips to Barb's hometown of [[Wikipedia: Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak]] (or, as Chris tends to spell it, "Redoak"), a backwoods settlement in the [[wikipedia:Southside Virginia|Southside]] region of Virginia, to visit Barb's sister [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]] and her family. It was here that the Chandlers picked [[Patti]] out of Corrina's litter. After her death in February 2009, they came to Red Oak to take part in her funeral.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]</ref> [[Message for John Kyle|In a 2013 video]], Chris claims that everyone living in Red Oak after Corrina's death hates the Chandlers.

Despite his later claims about being hated after Corrina's death, Chris visited Red Oak again over the weekend of 27-28 [[June 2009]] to attend the wedding of his cousin [[Minor Family Members#Jonathan Carey|Jonathan Carey]]. This happened to be the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically passed away, hours after being hit on the head during a rough airplane landing.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20090804151707/http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529350,00.html</ref> In a July 2009 [[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS|interview with Guru Larry]], Chris mentions this trip as an alibi to prove that he could not have been the one piloting the plane Billy was on shortly before his death.

Chris and Barb visited Red Oak in April 2012 (shortly after Chris [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]) to plant flowers at her father's and Corrina's graves, but they did not visit their living family members as they were all "busy". Instead Chris and Barb stayed at a hotel in nearby [[Wikipedia: Clarksville, Virginia|Clarksville]].<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Vacation]]</ref><ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#The Hooker and a Court Date]]</ref>

Chris once claimed in a conversation with a fan from the city of [[wikipedia:Fredericksburg, Virginia|Fredericksburg, Virginia]] that he had passed through his hometown on the way to Corrina's house "a few times".<ref>[[IRC_(24_October_2008)]]</ref> Chris has also mentioned Fredericksburg as the place where he bought [[Clover and Snoopy]] in 2012, and he has stated that the city of [[CWCville]] is located "to the north to north-east" of Fredericksburg.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10]]</ref> It is not clear why Chris would have had to pass through Fredericksburg on the way to Corrina's, as that city is north of Richmond and nowhere near Red Oak.

Other Virginia cities outside of the Richmond and Charlottesville areas which Chris has visited include [[BrickFest|Arlington]], [[James Madison University|Harr]][[Madicon|ison]][[A browsing around an ol' playground|burg]], [[Chris_and_mental_healthcare#Psychiatric_Papers|Mount Sidney]], [[Midnight Moonflower|Newport News]], [[Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan|Staun]][[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|ton]] and [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Williamsburg_Premium_Outlets|Williamsburg]].

==Chris and the rest of the United States==
For most of his life, Chris rarely left Virginia, save for a trip to San Francisco, California for [[Cole Smithey|his half-brother's]] birthday circa July 1989,<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref><ref>[[Rental House Tour#Time to go]]</ref> his ill-fated [[Ohio trip|road trip to Ohio]] to visit [[BlueSpike|Julie]] in 2009 and the occasional day trip to Washington, D.C. Since 2017, however, he has attended several conventions outside of his home state, including [[BronyCon]] and [[MAGfest]] in Maryland and [[TooManyGames]] in Pennsylvania. He also [[Pennsylvania Trip|drove to Pennsylvania]] on a separate occasion to deliver a package to a fan and attempt to visit a popular YouTuber.

The California trip was the farthest Chris has traveled and the only time that Chris has flown on an airplane. [[Barb]] described the flight as "painful",<ref>[[Rental House Tour#Barb's family heritage]]</ref> but it is not clear if she was referring to the ordinary discomforts of air travel or if Chris's autism presented additional difficulties. Chris expressed an interest in returning to the San Francisco Bay Area for [[BABSCon]], but [[Chris and money|financial circumstances]] and the [[COVID-19]] pandemic prevented him from doing so. He had a real chance of getting to go to the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention near Seattle, Washington in [[August 2021]], but he was banned from attending after news of his incestuous relationship with his mother came to light. Looking forward, Chris's ''persona non grata'' status and lack of a car mean that future travel opportunities outside of Virginia will likely be limited.

==Chris and the rest of the world==
To this day, Chris hasn't left the United States. He does ship internationally, and he sent a [[Hair#Hair mail|lock of his hair]] to a fan in Mexico, but that's the closest he has ever gotten to traveling abroad. When asked which countries he would most like to visit [[IRC (22 December 2008)|in 2008]], he mentioned [[Anime|Japan]], England and France. When asked the same question again [[Twitter Q&A|in 2019]], his answer had changed to England, Japan, Canada and "maybe [[Nazis|Germany]], [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scotland and Ireland]]". Apart from Japan, all the countries Chris has expressed an interest in visiting are countries which he has [[Family tree|ancestors]] from (or at least believes he does).

==Desired housing==
On 18 [[April 2018]], while in a chat with the [[Idea Guys]], Chris claimed that he was planning to move out. In response to Wise threatening his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], Chris answered that "I Need Her Alive. Until After I am moved out. And I did take the first step on that by taking with my friends about helping me find the new place to move to."<ref>[[Cryzel Torture]]</ref> However, no apparent progress was made on that, as Chris still lived with his mother until his [[August 2021]] arrest for [[incest]].

On 4 [[September 2020]], Chris mentioned that he wished for "a fully-paid for and set up two-story" house on Westwood Drive in Ruckersville for [[Naught]] and [[MKRNightVee]] to move into. Chris claimed that he didn't ship them together. He said this wish was because [[14 Branchland Court]] was not suitable for them to chill at because of [[Clover and Snoopy]] being stressed around other people.<ref>[[Anaxis DMs]]</ref>

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Charlottesville, VA

2023-11-05T22:19:05Z

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{{Quote|This Charlottesville "Community" is FULL of Ignorant, Uncaring, Snooty, Snobish, Corrupted People.|Chris, 2012<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}
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|header1 = Information
|label1 = Country
|data1 = [[United States]]
|label2 = State
|data2 = [[Virginia]]
|label3 = Coordinates
|data3 = 38°1′48″N 78°28′44″W
|label4 = Classification
|data4 = Independent city
|label5 = Date established
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|label7 = Area code
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|data8 = C-ville
|header9 = Website
|data9 = [http://www.charlottesville.org/ charlottesville.org]
|header10 = Notable for
|data10 = [[Pmurt|Political discord]], indie music, and somewhere for people in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] to go
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'''Charlottesville''' is an independent city in the [[Virginia|Commonwealth of Virginia]]. For most Americans, it is the location of Thomas Jefferson's home [[A Hike|Monticello]] and the [[University of Virginia]], and where the [[Wikipedia:Unite the Right rally|rally]] concerning [[Pmurt]]'s Presidency took place. It is also well known outside the USA for much the same reasons, being popular among tourists visiting both from other parts of America and abroad. For [[Christian Weston Chandler]], '''C-ville''' (as he calls it) is home to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], [[The GAMe PLACe]], and various other stores that he is [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from. It is also his birthplace.<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref>

The town is so quaint that they drew an interactive map of the place so that it looks like a low-budget [[1980s]] theme park.<ref>http://www.discoverymap.com/Virginia/Charlottesville-Virginia-Interactive-Map.html?urlid=6906&urlloc=1</ref> According to the map, the entrance of the town is guarded by the world's biggest [[white knight|knight]].

==Charlottesville and the outside world==
Look up Charlottesville on a map of Virginia or the eastern seaboard at large and its isolation becomes clear. The nearest major city, [[Richmond]], lies 71 miles (114 km) by road to the southeast. Washington, D.C. is a 117-mile (188 km) drive to the northeast. To the north, south, and west lie wide expanses of not very much at all, unless you count the strip of small towns along the I-81 corridor that runs up Virginia's western border.

When Chris was a teenager, his family temporarily relocated to Chesterfield County, a suburban area south of Richmond; since moving back to [[Ruckersville]], he has not journeyed far from his stomping grounds at all, save for [[Chris's_homes#Chris_and_other_states|a few short occasions]].

==C-ville==
{{quote|And when you diss CWCville you disf—you diss every "C-ville" within these United States.|Chris|[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]}}
[[File:Edziz1wWsAEIzmn.png|thumb|Gardevoir spotted on Cville's East Main Street, 2020]]
'''C-ville''' is a common local abbreviation for Charlottesville, although it is used in print much more often than it is spoken aloud. Chris has used the word as a [[CWC-ism]] to refer to every town in the United States that begins with "C," but he specifically uses it to refer to both Charlottesville and his fictional town [[CWCville]]. In the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, Chris walks around the Charlottesville Downtown Mall and the adjoining Pavilion, referring to everything he sees as a part of CWCville.

It is clear that he wished to use the term to link his defense of his fictional town to his supposed [[United States of America#Chris_on_patriotism|patriotism]]. Essentially, insulting [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] means you are insulting [[CWCville]], which means you are insulting C-ville, which means [[Twin Falling Towers|you hate America]].

Interestingly enough, the local Charlottesville newspaper is entitled ''C-VILLE Weekly'', first published in [[2013]] as a replacement for ''[[The Hook]]''.

==See also==
*[[14 Branchland Court]]
*[[Chris's room]]
*[[Ruckersville, VA]]
*[[McIntire Park]]
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']]
*[[CWCville]]

== Sources ==
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==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottesville,_Virginia On Wikipedia]
*[http://www.charlottesville.org/ Official site]
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