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Talk:Jeff Ouzuo

2020-02-28T20:59:33Z

Zook:

I know people in this community don’t really care about people’s pronouns, and i don’t really either, but the Modern Cwcki is supposed to be unbiased to an extent. I’m just not sure if calling this person a guy is in good taste considering that’s exactly what Chris did.
::Jeff is troll who is a tomgirl, which means while he prefers to live like a woman, he still sexually identifies as male. Also sign your post by entering the tilde(~) key 4 times. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:28, 27 February 2020 (UTC)
::Did the Jeff character refer to himself as tomgirl? In the quote on the page, he calls himself a lesbian transwoman. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 21:53, 27 February 2020 (UTC)
:::Jeff was a deliberate parody of Chris's contemporary self-appraisal: this was about a year before he declared himself directly to be a woman. The real identity behind him is unknown. On some matters, such as which pronouns to refer to a tomgirl, it is impossible to be ''neutral''. Because the CWCki refers to modern Chris as male, the other transgenders in his life are [[weens]] or [[enablers]] and most in this community do not like indulging this kind of thing in the first place, I have stated before and re-affirm that the most consistent policy is to refer to all by natural sex. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 17:42, 28 February 2020 (UTC)
::::Considering that this is the policy, i would write that this is the policy on the [[transgender]] article just to be consistent. It’s best to communicate with people who are interested in Chris in the most blunt way possible to not cause confusion. [[User:Zook|Zook]] ([[User talk:Zook|talk]]) 20:59, 28 February 2020 (UTC)
::The Jeff parody happened about half a year after Chris identified as a transwoman, so the Transwoman label should be used for Jeff rather than Tomgirl. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:43, 28 February 2020 (UTC)

Talk:Jeff Ouzuo

2020-02-27T18:45:28Z

Zook: Created page with "I know people in this community don’t really care about people’s pronouns, and i don’t really either, but the Modern Cwcki is supposed to be unbiased to an extent. I’m..."

User:Zook

2020-02-27T18:32:18Z

Zook: Blanked the page

Message for John Kyle

2020-02-27T18:31:59Z

Zook:

{{DeadLinks}}
'''Message for John Kyle''' is a video, leaked on 24 [[February 2014]], of [[Chris]] addressing [http://www.johnkyle.com/ John Kyle], a California [[wikipedia:Slowcore|slowcore]] musician and [[Cole Smithey]]'s brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding.<ref name="JohnKyleVid">[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aitxArbd0o John Kyle - Three Love Songs at Katherine and Cole's Wedding] (retrieved on 24 February 2014)</ref> The video was recorded on 22 [[June 2013]], more than three months after said wedding.

We learn that the rest of the Weston family hate Chris and [[Barb]], that they were not invited to Cole's wedding, and that Chris is in denial about Barb's [[Cole_Smithey#Childhood|mistreatment]] [[Saturday Night Special|of Cole]]. Especially telling is his remark about Cole "finally getting married," which is practically dripping with condescension.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Message for John Kyle
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fgILuA0LAjU}}
| stardate = 22 [[June 2013]]
| subject = {{other|Cole Smithey}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]
| next = [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013 ]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
Hello, John Kyle. This is Christian Weston Chandler, Joseph Cole Smithey's half-brother. We share the same mother, [[Barbara Anne Weston Chandler]]. I understand that, uh, you have performed recently at his wedding a few months ago. I have just learned this.

Yeah, so he finally got married. [[Love Quest|Whoop-de-doo for him]]. Oh, and thank him for the invitation that we never [[Speech impediment|recei'ed]]. We would have RSVP'd sooner and actually ''come'' to the wedding had he actually invited me and our mother.

Anyway, I am sending you this video response because I wish to inquire about his, uh, current address so that my mother and I can at least be able to write to him personally, 'cuz she does miss him very much. I tried time and again to get hi- to contact him and get in touch with him, and my mother talked to him. He never responds.

Never responds! He should love his mother! She misses him!

Nearly 72 years old! Sh--she does not need to be [[White_knights#Chris_cares_only_for_himself|treated like a piece of dirt]]. She is a lot better than that, regardless of what anybody has lied to Cole about. Everything he heard from anybody outside the house. Even Jerry, his father-in-law, or... Jack, I think was the name of his real father? They all lie to him about wha--how, about the kind of person Barbara Anne is, and was.

So at least have the common decency to res- to reply to us, brother! It's been, like, what? Over a decade since the last... the final ever family reunion in [[Wikipedia:Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak]]? Everybody hates us there now since [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]] died!

[''[[stress sigh]]'']

Anyway, uh, if you know his address, John, please refer to me- relay it to me and you may share this video with Cole as well next time you talk to him. Thank you and have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[You're Always Pretty]]|nextlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]|}}

== John Kyle's Response ==
On August 28, 2015, John Kyle responded to a comment on YouTube asking if he had ever seen the video. When pressed for details, he responded with a full story of his introduction to the video - and, by proxy, the world of Christian Weston Chandler as a whole - on September 2.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg17OB_qIDE&lc=z130xzqgaujkulvvd23gdbij1ryqgp1at04 Comments] on "Message for John Kyle" uploaded by [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]. (retrieved on October 3 2015) [http://i.imgur.com/2vRXvLo.png (Screencap)]</ref> His identity can be verified by the account from which he posted the comments, which has been active since 2009 and links to his website and performances.

John Kyle's response sheds a few details on the life of Cole Smithey, such as the revelation that he has never mentioned his [[autistic]] Internet superstar half-brother - not even to his family-in-law.

{{quote|Yes, I'm the legendary John Kyle to whom Chris sent this video message. I didn't know about it until a year ago when [[Weening|someone]] sent me a link to this video, with the strange message: "Welcome to the World of Chris-Chan." I said to myself, "What the fuck does that mean?" I clicked on the link and watched, completely bewildered. "Who is this [[Tomgirl|very odd person]] addressing me?" As I watched the video I couldn't help being both amused and sad, because [[Slow-in-the-minds|something was obviously wrong]] with this guy. As it dawned on me exactly who he was, how sick he is, and what was going on here, I became disgusted at this equally-as-sick [[Trolls|community]] that gets off on goading and bullying him. We're all going to [[Chris and death|die]] someday, maybe soon. You've got better things do do with the time you've been given than playing around in this sad cesspool. I hope. As for Cole, he's a [[JERKS|great guy]]. He's my brother in law, and he's never mentioned Chris to me. I think he's doing his best to distance himself from this. You all should too. Go do awesome things, help people, create something cool. Find out what you really love and DO IT. For me, it's music.|John Kyle}}

Needless to say, John does not seem to have carried Chris's message on to Cole as requested.

==References==

<references />

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2013]]

Bryanfrogboy

2019-06-24T00:56:29Z

Zook: The current link for the art of criticizing Chris Chan is dead

{{DeadLinks}}
'''Bryan Shickley''' (nicknamed "'''Bryanfrogboy'''") is an animator, graphic designer and the creator of ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic''. Bryan's creation of the ''Prequel Comic'' appeared to have caught Chris's attention on 2 January 2018,<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/948620868636299264</ref> and he began following the production of that comic as well as some of his other works ever since.

{{infobox
|title = Bryanfrogboy
|image = [[File:Bryanfrogboy.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Bryan Shickley
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Bryanfrogboy
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 10 June 1995 (age {{Age|1995|6|10}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = American
|label6 = Race
|data6 = White
|label7 = Twitter
|data7 = [https://twitter.com/BryanShickley]
}}

==History==
[[File:CWC holding Prequel fancomic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris, holding the comic]]

Chris first discovered Bryan's Twitter account on 2 January 2018, when he saw the completed second page of the comic. At that time, Chris, along with a couple of bystanders, was curious about what this comic would become. Bryan explained that the comic was meant to be less a parody of Sonichu or Chris's life, but instead a retelling of Chris's life as told from what he believed to be Chris's point of view.<ref>https://twitter.com/Bryanfrogboy/status/948711730640666625</ref>

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==Chris's retrospective==
Chris has commented on some events in his life which were depicted in the comic.

===Barb's hoard===
3 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 2 of my @CWCSonichu prequel comic. Not planning on finishing - just practicing

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p2 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Please, Do complete this prequel comic; I am very curious of your take of Cwcville Christian's Past, or otherwise your interpretation of my past. For Your Information, the Pack-Ratting and Hoarding DID Bother Me a lot. Thank you.}}

===Venting about trolls===
8 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 6 of my @CWCSonichu prequel comic

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p6 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Wow! That was exactly how I Felt! It makes so much more sense to me why I impulsively put too much of myself into the earlier books like I did. I Was venting a lot. Spot on, @Bryanfrogboy. Thank you for seeing and appreciating that of me. 😊❤️}}

===The [[Love Quest]]===
9 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel page 7

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p7 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I really worked too hard on something I should not have pushed too much on, the “Love Quest”... I Really should have focused more on Sonichu, his life and all of that. Instead, I did too much with myself.

I was more selfish back then. I really regret that I was. It has done a lot of damage to everyone around me.}}

===[[shecameforcwc]]===
11 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 9 (pretty sure, losing track) of @CWCSonichu prequel

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p9 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|How Could they have been mutual after that, Period?! And now, despite the Original Piece being Totally Torn apart, it still reappears to haunt me. When will that symbol of my sin of lust be long forgotten? Soon, I pray. I continue to Repent.}}

===Apology to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]===
21 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel page 19 - the death of Alec Benson Leary

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p19 by BryanFrogBoy.jpeg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Oh, My Goddess! That was really dark. And such a potent look at myself in the mirror of my past. And Asperchu was only a minor thing that I took too far so many years ago. I’m sorry, Alec.}}

===Apology for saying "JEW!" to [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]]===
24 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel pg 22

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p22 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Not his Heritage, more like his cold-hearted personality.}}

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|I just figured it was a nicer thing to write than when younger Cwc called him a Jew.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I agree, that Was most insensitive of me back then. I was more upset at Him than Judaism; I really have nothing against the Jewish people, and I am sorry for using the term as an ending insult upon him. That is not cool to do Anytime, or any situation.}}

==Argument over [[Reality Cartoon]]s==
On 3 February, Chris argued with Bryan over Twitter:

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't believe that cartoons are real in any reality, but I can't influence what Chris believes. All I can do is encourage her.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|That is a Real Shame that you say that, @Bryanfrogboy, because our “Fictional” Individuals ARE REAL, and they Do Exist; they are Alive, and Breathing and Living, just like you, I and everyone else in This World. You should Open Your Mind and Heart to them, Fully.}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|Okay I'll keep an open mind to this but I have questions. Does the Chris in my comic live a life independent of yours?}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|To answer this question, before I answer the rest of your questions in PM: Yes, that Chris does live, as depicted in your book, independent from the Christine Chandler of Cwcville’s main dimension, but in another dimension.}}

Hippostabber:
{{quoteboxred|Scary. You shouldn't feed into delusions. Do you not see the prob with this given the person i brought up who thought his char where real and killed people . Do you see no link. Its sad and just plain wrong if you are encouraging a person to believe that cartoons are real. SAD}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't think cartoons are real and don't encourage it, but I can't change her view. Chris isn't a child, if she thinks cartoons are alive she should consult a professional.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|“Consult a professional” is another insensitive comment. That is Strike Two, @Bryanfrogboy.

More appropriately, you should see it for yourself, to try to Understand for yourself.}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I guess if I truly believed my cartoons existed in another world, they would all be very happy and have no villains or drama. I'd owe it to my characters.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|That is a lovely thought, but there is going to be drama and tough situations for everyone, no matter which dimension; they Earn their Happiness, as they all have fought through their trials and endeavors, like everyone. And That is why you do owe it to your character family.

Because they have fought about as much as their creator, and parental figure, which is you, has.}}

handofgalochio:
{{quoteboxyellow|So, does that mean that every interpretation of your characters constitutes a separate world?}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Situation-wise, and to link it to Cwcville, yes. But like the Sonic the Hedgehog OCs, the OCs from Sonichu and Rosechu co-exists with the originals in the same dimension, which include Asperchu and his friends/family. But some FanFics actually do hit spot-on to the Originals in the same dimension, such as Trickie’s “[[Rosechu's Story]]”, because those situations Are mostly matching to the Original Rosey Rosechu.

Now, with regard to @Bryanfrogboy book, for one example from within, Neither I, nor Christine of the original dimension, has had boxes fall upon either of us as the fire started, and no unconscious moment right after either. Although, while Christine is essentially like my Avatar in Cwcville, she has had Many a different situation, mental and personality aspects from myself, but she still is High-Functioning Autistic, and linked with me Mentally And Emotionally. DEFINITELY in the Emotions!

But I Digress. @Bryanfrogboy’s Story, while Mostly Matching And Reflective Of Christine and I, and our relationship with Sonichu, it would still exist in an alternate dimension where every one of those differing situations would have happened, from Cwcville’s Prime Dimension.}}



==Gay erotica poem==
[[File:Makebrycry.jpg|thumb|200px]]
On 28 April 2018, Chris participated in a contest held by Bryan, MakeBryCry, in which the person who drew him in the meanest way would win $50. Chris's entry was a portrait sketch of Bryan, which included a love poem from what seems to be Chris-chan Sonichu's perspective:<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts##MakeBryCry]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Bryan, the sexy Shrek-like vampire with messy hair; there is a unique charm that really gives you great flare! Come on over and toussel my quills, and maybe my shock therapy will cure your ills. One that brings out repressed urges, you are the man with the surges! ♥ }}

On 30 April, Chris went further, saying, "I could kiss your good-looking face anytime" in a tweet to Bryan.<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Gay for Bryanfrogboy]]</ref>

This took place during a time when the [[Idea Guys]] were persuading Chris into thinking of himself as [[Chris and sexuality|bisexual]].

==Unfollowing Chris Chan?==
On May 4, Bryan stopped following him via Twitter after Chris was trying to find an excuse on why he hasn't worked in anything Sonichu-related in the last couple of months and at the same time he mentioned Bryan, in which he replied by saying, ''Please don't drag me into this. I've drawn your OCs more than you at this point and I don't make a percent of a percent of what you make for doing nothing''. As of [[February 2019]], Bryan is following Chris' [[Twitter#CPU_CWCSonichu|current Twitter handle]].

==Possible troll?==
People have noticed that he has been tweeting in a conversation between him and Chris that in a way seems like he's mocking Chris, for example, him saying that Chris is a beautiful soul that would never lie, someone else posting a fake picture of an Amazon ad of his comics and saying that his comic is selling well and making lots of money with Bryan jokingly going along with it, and more recently he made a template of Sonichu's face for people to print out and make their own medallion, and he claimed that Chris approved of this, only for Chris to tweet that he did not approve. Bryan later made a video defending Chris, showing these troll allegations were false.<ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=BSM1w_xvcY4</ref>

==''Chris Chan: The Prequel'' video==
On the eve of Chris' [[Chris's birthday#2019,_37th birthday|37th birthday]], Bryan uploaded an animated feature based on his ''Prequel Comic'', which he gifted to Chris via Twitter.<ref>https://twitter.com/BryanShickley/status/1099538389567598594</ref> Chris responded with plenty of gratitude:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1099639760505749504 [Protected Tweet]</ref>

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan: The Prequel (The CWC-Approved Comic)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=KXdg6QpmnGU}}
| stardate = 23 [[February 2019]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA7UNlroQqD2dGRM7_BcAGQ Bryan Shickley]
| subject =
| type =
| info = Happy Christian love day!

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu
https://twitter.com/BryanShickley

FEATURING Vadim Newquist, Buck Mullet, Gaby Castro, Hellbent,

Read comic here:
http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofi...

If you want to see my other works:
http://bryanshickleycomics.pb.gallery
}}

@BryanShickley:

{{quoteboxgreen|Happy @CPU_CWCSonichu Love Day!! The FULL animation is out. Many Thanks to @vadimnewquist/@creationistcat, @gabcas210 [[Shrek Retold|@the3GI]] and (SPOILERS) Christine as well. None of this was possible without your support and great talents!
[[File:ChrisChanPrequel_TitleCard.jpg|300px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you all for this lovely compilation. 😊
⚡️💙⚡️

I thank @gabcas210 and @vadimnewquist for their voice acting; very good work.

Also, thanks to @Heckbent for being part of it as well; just a cool dude doing his thing.}}

==The Art of Criticizing Chris Chan==
As soon as ''Chris Chan: The Prequel'' went up on YouTube, the comments were completely infested with [[weening|weens]]. Bryan was already well-aware of the [[BlueSpike|children]] attacking Chris, but with the massive new surge of interest in Chris, the weening got really bad. He decided to make a video defending Chris. He argues that trolls have a major part in Chris' delusions, and [[A-Logging|people who troll him]] are just as bad as Chris himself. He also gives his opinions on [[Kiwi Farms]], some of it negative and some of it positive. The next day he deleted the videos in their entirety due to claims of hypocrisy and [[white knighting]].

The video can still be seen [https://my.mixtape.moe/bhaygj.mp4 ''here.'']

==See also==
*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Parody]]

==References==

<references/>

==External Links==
*[http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=172662 ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic'' - free to read]

{{People}}

Vivian Gee

2019-06-23T02:52:33Z

Zook:

{{quote|Vivian Gee is a [[Gal-Pal]]; Please Relocate the link(s) to her page as such.|Chris in the [[CWC Blog]] 14 March 2010}}
{{quote|hopefully chris will just stop. seriously|Vivian, responding to comments on the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]].}}

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| title = Vivian Gee
| image = [[Image:Vivian.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Vivian Gee
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[Wikipedia:Bastille_Day|14 July 1987]]
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Relatives
|data7 = [[Clyde Cash]]
}}

'''Vivian Gee''' is the creator of the ''[[Sonichu]]'' [[audiobooks]] and other [[Chris]]-related videos and cousin to [[Clyde Cash]].

She is also the owner of '''Hamsty the Hamster''', a video-posting plush hamster that has already managed to kill itself several times over Chris's wonderful effects on the psyche. Since 30 [[May 2010]] Hamsty is the new owner of [[CWCipedia]], and thus of ''[[Sonichu]]''.

{{protip|Vivian Gee was a troll alias used by the same guy who was behind Clyde Cash.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/clyde-cash.1094/#post-71718</ref> This is why they left at the same time.}}

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==Contact with Chris==
[[Image:Vivi profile 8 by viviG.jpg|thumb|If you think this was Vivian, '''THINK AGAIN!''']]

Vivian, ironically, was probably Chris's only serious Internet "friend". While that might be taking it a little far, she's tried to genuinely help him. However, despite all the warnings of imminent doom, Chris ignored her regularly, and proceeded to fail spectacularly. Vivian has apparently toned down the [[white knight]] antics, and has realized Chris is an [[Autism|idiot]] who ''cannot improve''. [[Vivian Gee E-mails|Several e-mails]] have been recovered so far. Most are simply Vivian saying "JESUS, STOP BEING A FUCKTARD!!" and real advice. Chris wasn't interested until it involved his Internet [[gal-pals]] or ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. She once [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|talked to Chris for three hours]] to convince him to get help, with no success; in her words, talking some damn sense into Chris is "like fighting a wall".

Some time later, Vivian gave Chris a copy of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|a novel]] she had written. Chris, however, most likely did not read it, as he mentioned that the cover "was nice" and was worried he was being charged for it. Had he actually sat down and read it, however, he would have probably seen some incredible similarities between the characters and settings of that story and [[CWCville|his own world]].

In [[September 2009]], [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009|a Captain's Log video]] was addressed specifically to Vivian, with Chris demanding that she close her [[YouTube]] account AND delete all the videos, "if she wants to earn back his trust" after she and [[Clyde Cash]], her cousin, had done "so much bad against him." It was soon followed by a [[Sign Destruction Video|violent death-threat video]] by Chris against Vivian, threatening to brutally dismember her and all of her family members, in which he expressed his hope that it would make her understand "the fury of [[Chris and anger|his wrath]]".

In a [[Captain's Log]] written on the [[CWCipedia]] on 14 March 2010, Vivian G.'s page is one of many listed in Chris's collection of those that are demanded to be altered after the discovery of [[The Wallflower]]'s page, completely and utterly unaware of Vivian's true nature.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4015 Captain's Log, Stardate March 14, 2010]</ref>

Vivian also sent [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] a gift for his 82nd birthday (4 September 2009), when his own autistic son forgot.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

As of May 2012, Vivian has apparently gone the way of [[Liquid Chris]], and shut down her YouTube account and moved to a new DeviantArt account.

==Extortion by Chris==
[[Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|thumb|Apologies, Mafioso-style.]]
After weeks of tension, the relationship between Chris and Vivian started to relax a little, and on 14 [[November 2009]] Chris extended an olive branch of peace. He [[Chris and remorse|excused himself]] for his lamentable attitude and decided to approve the audiobooks, in return for a cut of the proceeds. Chris, feeling smug after receiving some [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|papers from the state of Virginia]], felt the need to pressure Vivian out of her hard-earned money. He's thinking that asking for 25% of all the donations for the audiobooks should be used to support his already [[Monthly tugboat|lavish]] [[Chris and money|lifestyle]]. Vivian kindly <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cf2UM76sDU answered negatively]</s> (dead link) to the offer on her YouTube account via her spokes-"person".
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==Emails==
{{main|Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Vivi profile posthalloween by viviG.png|Self-portrait from dA.
image:2nd Background.PNG|October 8 image.
Image:Chris rages yet again.png|It ain't law-breaking, bro.
Image:YouDieTodayBitch.PNG|Chris sure knows [[How to Talk to Girls]].
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[Audiobooks]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin']] - The name of CWCville's bar was "Vivian's".
* [[Clyde Cash]] - Another alias belonging to the same troll.

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==

*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100304071252/http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivitheg's YouTube channel] - Archived.
*[http://vivig.deviantart.com/ Vivian Gee's deviantART account]

{{trolls}}
{{People}}
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[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

Sarah Jackson

2019-06-22T21:42:46Z

Zook:

{{Quality}}

[[Image:SarahJackson.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's rendition of Sarah]]

{{quote|Im single right now, I wish I had a good man to love me and take care of me, and maybe someday I could have a beautiful little girl of my very own to love on and take care of...|No, Sarah was definitely not a troll...}}
'''Sarah Jackson''' (21 March 1981<ref>[[:Image:SarahJackson.jpg]]</ref> - 13 October [[2008]]) was a [[Trolls|troll]] in and was also one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] former [[sweetheart|heartsweets]].

Sarah lived in Alabama and found about Chris through her [[autistic]] sister Rose, a [[Sonic]] fan. She made contact with Chris through [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]; the two quickly "developed a good trust." Then, however, Chris told her that he had feelings for [[Blanca]] at the same time. After an exchange of emails among the three, Chris chose Blanca. Her plans to troll Chris never came to fruition after Chris rejected her.
{{quote|Im not going 2 let my heart be broken anymore. Chris cheated on me, and doesnt even have the balls to write me back after I read his little blog entry.|Sarah}}

==Death==
Sarah was tragically killed by [[Optimus Prime]] disguised as a truck. Chris mourned her loss in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], drawing her like a forty-year-old.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:TheRealSarahJackson.jpg|The picture Sarah gave to Chris
Image:SarahDeath.jpg|Chris mourns Sarah after she died in a car crash.
Image:SchuComic9P29.jpg|Rita Jackaras, Sarah Jackson's [[Dating Education|Date Ed]] teaching sister.
</gallery></center>
==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Blanca E-mails#Sarah Jackson love triangle|The Blanca-Sarah Love Triangle]]

==External links==
* [http://sarah-bug1109.livejournal.com/ Sarah's LiveJournal]

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Clyde Cash

2019-06-21T14:23:27Z

Zook:

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{{quote|Yer [[Butt garments|butt]]'s gonna be [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|in trouble]].|[[Barbara Chandler]] to Clyde Cash<ref>[[Hooker incident#Aftermath|The Hooker Incident]]</ref>}}
{{quote|[[CWC_Update!!!!!_27_March_2009|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!]]|[[Chris]] on Clyde Cash<ref>[[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009]]</ref>}}

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|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Clyde Cash
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Gregg Mays
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 4 July 1976 (age {{Age|1976|7|4}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Spouse
|data7 = [[PandaHalo]]
|label8 = Children
|data8 = Penny Cash
|label9 = Siblings
|data9 = [[Ryan Cash]] (brother)
|label10 = Relatives
|data10 = [[Vivian Gee]] (cousin)
|label11 = Occupations
|data11 = [[Troll|Internet troll]] Leader of [[The Miscreants]]
}}

'''Clyde Cash''' (alias '''Gregg Mays''' - that's [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|Gregg with three G's]]) ([[America|4 July]] [[1976]]<ref>[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]</ref>) is the legendary ringleader of [[The Miscreants]] and is often considered to be Chris's arch-nemesis. Out of all of Chris's [[trolls]], Clyde Cash remains quite possibly the most popular and notorious. He arguably holds the high score in America's favorite game of [[Kick_the_Autistic|Kick the Autistic]]

In Chris's revised [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, Clyde is referred to as a "Starscream troll". This is a reference to the ''[[Transformers]]'' character Starscream, who would often switch sides or plot to overthrow Megatron behind the scenes. Chris says this [[Chris and reality|because he believes]] Clyde allegedly killed [[BlueSpike]].<ref>[[Mumble 12]]</ref>

Ironically, despite Chris' constant demonizing of him, Clyde has warned him about several things that would later return to bite him in the ass, such as his [[Chris%27s_resume|unwillingness to work]], [[Chris and money|spending habits]], [[Julie_Reveals_Herself|delusional thoughts]] and [[Women's rights|poor treatment of women]], and even [[IRC_(20_January_2009)|predicted]] Chris' innate desire to [[Tomgirl Saga|dress like a woman]].

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==Origins==
{{protip|Clyde Cash is not real. He was a fake identity taken by a single person. The CWCki treats him as if he ''were'' real because he was to Chris. It's also funnier that way. If you didn't know that without having to be told, you're about as dumb as Chris.}}

[[Image:325504 - Chris-chan clyde cash.jpg|thumb|Clyde's butt being in trouble, courtesy of Chris.]]

For the longest time, Clyde had no problems with Chris. Although he disapproved of some of the content, he was pleased to see the joy the franchise had brought his brother Ryan. Every night before bed, Clyde would read Ryan the latest ''[[Sonichu]]'' adventure until Ryan had dozed off to sleep (usually within the first three pages).

This changed when Chris announced, in his usual knee-jerk fashion, that he was going to stop drawing ''Sonichu'' [[comic]]s. Clyde tried comforting the upset Ryan to no avail. One night in mid-[[December 2008]],<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> Clyde entered Ryan's bedroom, intending to share a tray of freshly baked gingerbread men, only to find the lifeless form of his brother swinging from a light fixture. The dark silhouette of his body threw ghostly shadows across the room.

On the desk Clyde found a note - apparently the pain of not knowing whether [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] would be released from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] was too much for the young Ryan to bear. Clyde screamed, but no sounds would come out. Collapsing to the floor, he swore undying revenge on Christian Weston Chandler.
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==The torment begins==
[[Image:ChrisVSClyde.JPG|thumb|left|Artist's interpretation of this epic struggle.]]
[[Image:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg|thumb|[[Virginia]]: [[Virginia is for Virgins|No longer for virgins]].]]
[[Image:Clydecashandannamclerran.jpg|thumb|Clyde Cash turns [[Anna McLerran|ladies]] [[Homos|straight]].]]

Clyde's first act was to rape Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[PandaHalo]],<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> but it did absolutely nothing to Chris as he simply moved onto the next [[gal-pal]]. Chris believes that Clyde married Panda and had a "One Cent Daughter" named Penny.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

Then, Clyde [[Gregg Mays E-mails|posed as Gregg Mays]] (a web designer working for [[Nintendo]]) to gain access to [[Sonichu.net]]. Holding the site for ransom, he told Chris to make [[It's UGH!|a video proclaiming he was gay]]. He then told him to make a [[I am STRAIGHT|video declaring his STRAIGHTness]]. Eventually, Chris regained access to the site. Striking again, Clyde worked with a troll and got rid of the domain. Chris, being resilient, bought Sonichu.info. With the help of PandaHalo, Clyde managed to gain access again.

It was around this time that [[Takashi Tezuka]] and [[Jay Z]] were doing their ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' game project. Clyde then decided to make things more interesting and posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] to destroy any chance of the project. Teaming up with a fake [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]], they created the [[Miyamoto Saga]].

[[Julie]] set up a [[Mumble]] chat in which Chris could communicate with TRUE and HONEST ''Sonichu'' fans. Clyde stalked Julie while infiltrating these chats to confront Chris. He began throwing demands to Chris such as [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|cleaning his room]]. Chris at the same time also bought SonichuandRosechu.com. Clyde got access yet again, this time with the help of Julie. In the end, it was revealed that Julie was a thirteen-year-old boy and that Clyde had staged the whole thing.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>

After that, he sent out his trusted [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Hebrew friend]] to scout out Chris's whereabouts. The MIPS turned [[Robert Simmons V]] into a troll and infiltrated [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]].<ref>[[Church Audio]]</ref> He then stole Chris's one and only date, [[Emily]].<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

When [[Ivy]] came along, he decided to continually harass her and despite Chris making a few threats, Ivy eventually gave in and rumors circulated about her killing herself.<ref>[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]</ref>

Oh, and Clyde also hacked into the [[PSN]] a few times, but then [[Jack Thaddeus]] [[Chris humps his PS3|did him one better...]]

And to think all this was done due to Chris not caring about one fan's tragic suicide.

On 22 [[May 2009]], the death of Clyde Cash, by a shotgun wound to the head, was reported by [[The Miscreants]]. The incident was deemed suicide, although some suspected foul play.
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==In the comic==
[[File:Cly.jpg|thumb|left|"Cly" in [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special'' #1]].]]
[[Image:ClydeJackGay.JPG|thumb|Artist's depiction of Clyde and Jack's final moments.]]

In the [[comic]], Cly(de) is a villain working for [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Apart from capturing [[Ivy]] and getting into a fight with Chris, he initially only appeared on [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]], officially [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special'' #1]]. Not much is known about Clyde, other than he lives in a mansion and owns a pickle gun and "slander ray."

He made his first appearance in the comic proper [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building is collapsing. When [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] escapes, he condemns Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being [[homo]] trolls. When [[Beel]] escapes, he too condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing an innocent man's good name" is just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler. With no option left, Clyde and Jack jump into the 66+6-story elevator shaft to their deaths.
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== Currently ==
[[Image:GaySpiderMan.jpg|thumb|Clyde Cash and his buddy [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]].]]
[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|left|thumb|Clyde with [[The Wallflower]].]]
[[File:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|Chris's bizarre attempt to [[100 2267|impersonate Clyde]].]]
[[File:Cash1.png|left|thumb|No one can be trusted when it comes to Cash!]]
[[File:Clyde mash.jpg|right|thumb|[[The Simpsons|Stupid sexy Cash!]]]]
[[File:Commissions H.jpg|left|thumb|Peace in our time.]]
After Clyde faked his death for reasons unknown, he came back with a vengeance. Chris wasn't very pleased.

In late [[2009]], when not battling [[Liquid Chris]] for the hand of [[Kacey]], Chris spent his time trying to convince Clyde Cash, alias Gregg Mays (or "Gregg Mays, alias Clyde Cash," depending on which name he remembers first) to face him in a one on one battle. Chris has recorded several feats of strength through a combination of Kacey trying to get him to get into [[obesity|shape]] and a desire to frighten Clyde with his [[Chris and health|bulging muscles]].

Chris had also a picture to blackmail Clyde, but ultimately nothing came of it other than a series of videos where Chris tries to torture Clyde.<ref>[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]], [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]], [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]], [[Getting Foam Ed]], [[Twin Falling Towers]], [[It will never end]], [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]</ref> Clyde scoffed at [[No More Jokes|the final video]].

However, because of the negative reaction to [[Sonichu Special 4|''Sonichu Special'' #4]], Chris, in the [[CWCipedia]] mailbag, made clear that he would only sit and talk cooperatively with Clyde to get him to stop harassing him.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In_which_Chris_assumes_Clyde_Cash_would_punch_him|Mailbag 5]]</ref>

Eventually, Chris decided to revisit his old nemesis in [[2010]], believing he was the reason why he lost the heart of "[[The Wallflower]]". In it, he is shown fighting Clyde, then pulling a [[pocket knife|knife]] and [[Don't Mess With Me|slitting Clyde's throat]] as a [[Death threats|warning]] to all [[trolls]].

In another well-thought counter-trolling plan, Chris unsuccessfully [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|attempted to scam Clyde]] into paying Chris $9,001 for destroying his own [[PS3]]. This almost fail-proof scheme was however foiled thanks to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]'s vigilance.

In 2014, Chris drew art of him and Clyde making peace as part of a [[Commissions|commission]]. Notably, Chris completely screws up Clyde's height, making him look much shorter than he really is.
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==Fan videos==
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|Clyde Cash Fan Videos
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan KILLED Clyde Cash (Never-Before-Seen Footage)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FiTVga0G8Ws}}
| stardate = 7 [[June 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheClydeCash TheClydeCash]
| subject = | type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Particle-chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NrhdImejktI}}
| stardate = 1 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PodMonkeyCWC PodMonkeyCWC]
| subject = | type = | info = }}
}}

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[A CWC Audition]]
*[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]

== Sources ==
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==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheGreggMays Gregg's YouTube account]
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?jmmyzlznhfa Post-date Conversations] - The part with Clyde begins at about 4:35.</s> Dead link as of the 25th of August 2015.
*<s>[http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1263141624839RA18 An International Tribute to Teh Graet Clyde Cash.]</s> Dead link as of the 25th of August 2015.

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Believe in the OCs and Deities!

2019-06-16T18:14:44Z

Zook:

{{quote|The real Lord Jesus Christ sacrificed himself for real, here, he's an OC! I'm an OC. And think, between you and your self-counterparts, yeah, every one of you is an OC as well.|Chris appeals to the power within.}}

'''Believe in the OCs and Deities!''' is a video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 13 [[June 2019]]. Our [[Chris and his Ego|CPU Goddess]] provides us with our first update on the [[Dimensional Merge]]'s status since being visited by an [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|anonymous milkman]] in [[April 2019|April]]. Chris informs us that the merge is nearly complete, but would proceed much more quickly if more were to adhere to his [[Chris and religion|idiosyncratic beliefs]]. He appeals to his viewers to pray to fictional characters, and to believe that they themselves are also OCs. He also whines that he has been [[Financhu Crisis|hard at work]] managing the transition into a world full of cartoon characters. As his source for this video's contents, Chris names none other than Jesus Christ; he is no longer apathetic towards God, as he had been since the [[Idea Guys]] persuaded him [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|anime fembots]] would be a better object of his adulation, but has instead syncretised Christianity with his own unusual thoughts and troll influences. Like the [[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden!|video before it]], Chris has disabled anyone from commenting on what to make of this latest revelation.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Believe in the OCs and Deities!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XatHssa1f7Y}}
| stardate = 13 [[June 2019]]
| subject = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden!]]
| next = N/A
}}
</center>

=== Transcript ===
[''Chris is seated atop his bed, his back against the headboard.'']

Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. And, right now, we have a bit of a situation. Turns out that we do have a [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|good number of believers]] in the OCs, CPUs, deities and... Everyone, between our sister dimension of C-197 a-and their surrounding [[dimensions]], and right here in Dimension 1218, we could do a whole lot better in the believers. Even Jesus Christ himself came to me earlier today, told me so. Asked me to relay the message.

Everybody, believe in the OCs, and everybody, the dimension merge is happening.

[''Chris pauses, licks his lips and wipes his nose.'']

And we could definitely make the dimension merge happen a whole lot faster and over with, definitely for the better benefit of everybody, [''screeching''] EVERYBODY....

[''He pauses to stare creepily at the camera for a second.'']

In both our dimensions, in the combined dimensions.

So, simply put, have faith in all the OCs, in all the deities, especially those OCs that you have created, and the OCs that you are plan- that you are a fan of - just every OC that you genuinely love, support and [[fuzzy-wuzzies|kindness and everything]]. And, definitely not, and, not necessarily those that are, well, [pause] just leave it at that. Anyway, faith in all the OCs. Undiscriminately, just... do it, please.

Heh, j-just give 'em a thought, give your OCs a thought. Any of them. whether they be [[Chris and copyright|branded]], not branded, your creations, someone else's creations and so forth. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], the CPUs, uh, [[anime]] characters.... [''He clasps his hands as though in prayer, and twiddles his thumbs.''] Everybody. Alright? Ah, hell.

Meemo Bright. [He points to an amiibo  at the edge of his headboard.] And [[Magi-Chan]], if you can see him right now, he's [[Chris and reality|clearly sitting right here]].

[''He points at the empty space beside him on the bed, glances over and gestures off camera at the air.'']

Anyway, we need to increase our believers in all the OCs between here and C-197, all of our surrounding s- related dimensions and timelines. Jesus Christ himself and our god Emannuelle: they're OCs, too. Though they literally are those that have worked here, like, you know, the real Lord Jesus Christ sacrificed himself for real, here, [screeching] he's an [[CWCism|OC]]! I'm an OC. And think, between you and your self-counterparts, yeah, every one of you is an OC as well, so, if anything, you believe in everyone else, you believe in yourselves, as well. Alright?

So believe in all the OCs, okay? And believe in us, the CPUs, and all the other deities all around and everywhere. Say a prayer. Have faith! [He clutches his medallion.] Give us some heart sure with us, a heart warm, heartfelt sincere thought, kindness, so forth.... And more importantly, don't hate, alright? We don't hate any more Hatorade, especially the... [[Sarah and Steve|frickin' Sarah boys]] and bad Internet [[trolls]].

But, listen, aside from that, I made the big, major point: believe in the OCs! Believe in your OCs! Believe in yourself as an OC! Believe in Jesus Christ, Emannuelle, who's Emannuelle, by the way? God IS a [[tomgirl|WOMAN]]! And I have personally met them face to face. And if you don't believe me in that, I've literally touched Jesus's hands. I cry every time I- feel, that, psss, psss, scar in his hands, the cross when he did that, but still....

But anyway, as a goddess myself, I am unable to worship Jesus or any of the other deities, but, I have friends with Jesus and- all of the other deities, including the CPUs, so the least I could do is support them. And be a friend. That's what I do to the best of my abilities. Everywhere. My soul, brain, my body, literally, [[Monthly tugboat|working]], around the clock, EVERYWHERE! And I'm flying by the seat of my pants by each thing that comes in, so I can relay it out to you via my [[Twitter]], or whatever, and whatever media I just feel impulsively need to do or whatever.

So... that's it. And I do believe in this world of 1218, we could do a whole lot better. Out of the seven billion plus people in this world, this dimension, we could make more than half of them, that's 3,5 billion people, believers. Make them all aware of the OCs, and the fact that they are an OCs in themselves, and we all do exist and co-exist. And the sooner we do this, the sooner we get and band together, and become a belief and faith system, not a religion! Not a cult or anything like that. Certainly not a frickin' [[Chris and reality|delusion]], imagination or [[autism|whatever]]... [[honor roll|adjective]] like that. This is all REAL. So you listen to me good, and heed my words.

Any even if you, even if you pray to Jesus Christ, [[Buddha belly|Buddha]] or any other of your known- well-known deities of this world, they're going to tell you the same thing pretty much. And right now, we need EVERYONE to believe in the OCs. Of and around C-197, that includes [[My Little Pony|Equestria]]. And us, the deities, as I am the CPU Blue Heart, of the [[Commodore]] consoles and the Nations of Comma and [[CWCville]]. And I'm literally [[Bob Chandler|half-Sonichu]], so I can transform into my [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Sonichu form]].

I know it seems hard to believe right now, but you're going to see soon enough. But in the meantime, BELIEVE! Believe in all those OCs, and everything, and in the Dimensional Merge! It's happening! We're approaching our endgame, and we are destined and fated to win. So, follow my- motivational speech, please, and follow our lead. We will complete this merge. We will all be existent and co-existent with each other. And we will be able to hang out fully with our own creations! I'm very serious about that. It's happening! It's happening! BELIEVE!

Thank you, have a good day!

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2019]]

Brony Babes

2019-06-01T22:14:37Z

Zook:

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{{quote|Here’s my initial selfie for #BronyBabes. From 209 to 200 > X pounds. Gonna “Breathe It In” and Zap It Up! ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris announcing his first weight loss milestone.}}
[[File:Cwc brony babe.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris at the start of #BronyBabes.]]

'''#BronyBabes''' is a [[Twitter]] hashtag campaign which began trending in early [[January 2019]] with the objective of the participants, many of whom being members of the [[My Little Pony|brony]] community, losing weight and adopting [[Chris and Health|healthy lifestyle choices]].

Chris' involvement in this campaign was likely inspired by the participation of [[TF2 Analysis]] cast members.<ref name="babe">https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1082773058174283782 [See also: [https://twitter.com/fieryaramau/status/1082733445468442624 linked Tweet]]</ref> Later that same month, he would be [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew|blocked by several of these analysts]]. Chris seems to have given up as he has posted no updates since January 2019.

==Participation==

*8 January 2019 - Chris officially announced his participation in the event in a Twitter post where he stated he would [[exercise]] regularly on his [[treadmill]] in order to lose weight.<ref name="babe"/>

*10 January 2019 - Chris makes a post on the status of his treadmill saying that he got a new belt and would have it installed the following day.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1083485098316521475</ref>

*11 January 2019 - Chris began actively exercising using his newly equipped treadmill. He also released information from his Fitbit app showing that his starting [[obesity|weight]] to be 209.7 pounds (95.1 kg).<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1083935703698935808</ref>

*12 January 2019 - Chris posted two images related to the BronyBabes challenge. The first image is his initial selfie at the start of his exercising. The second image shows the readings from a blood sugar and pressure check he took at [[Wal-Mart]], Chris' pressure is 121 over 84, blood glucose is 63 and total cholesterol is 140.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025</ref>

==References==
<references />

Kiwi Farms

2019-05-03T01:58:43Z

Zook:

:''This article is about the Kiwi Farms message board. For the original forum it's based on, see [[CWCki Forums]]. For the Kiwi Farms splinter forum, see [[CWCki Club]].

{{quote|THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!!|[[Chris]], posting on Kiwi Farms}}

[[File:CWC Kiwi Farms avatar.jpg|thumb|Chris's forum avatar.]]

Previously existing as a Chris-focused message board in various iterations, in February 2015 the [[CWCki Forums]] was consolidated into the '''Kiwi Farms''', an extremely controversial site which focuses on lolcows (people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs) in general and not just CWC. (The new name came from [[speech impediment|the way several lolcows mispronounced "CWCki Forums"]].)

On 4 October 2017, a user going by the name "LegendaryChristorian" began a thread on the Christian Weston Chandler board on the forum. While a few speculated about it being a [[ween]], Null, the head admin, quickly confirmed that it was indeed Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650519</ref> Under this account, Chris received questions to which he responded in a [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1‎‎|livestreamed Q&A video]].

His motivation for joining and holding the Q&A was to reach out to trolls and try to satiate their curiosity about his life by answering their questions, in the hopes that they wouldn't bother [[Jessica Quinn]].<ref>[[Misc texts#Desiree Delightful]]</ref> However, since Quinn was herself a troll, the interaction with the Farms instead proved instrumental in her breaking up with Chris on 5 October, after which he made a final, angry post on the forum before cursing it in [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|another video]].

==Posts==
===Good Day, People! Pin This To The Top===
{{quotebox|'''by LegendaryChristorian, 4 October 2017, 1:22 pm'''

Your combined dream is realized, for I Am The Miss Christine Weston Chandler, and I am here to address my followers (bad ones included, and forgiven (just Do Not talk more Mockery, Smack or anything I would not initially say, against me)).

I come here today to begin in directly taking on any applicable, and acceptable questions about myself; No Personal Details, Mind You.

But there Is a catch, a simple price for my attendance here to answer your LittleBigQuestions. Firstly, NONE of You, nor ANY of your associates, friends, allies, ecetera, will EVER contact, NOR mal-tweet, NOR mal-comment, ANY and ALL of My Friends, Family And Associates. This, Especially Includes my Sweetheart. I Understand you all have a common desire: My Happiness and Good Future; this goes appreciated very much. But the happiness of My Closest Ones are Most Important to me. As for face-to-face, Offline, should any of you catch me at such a moment, I ask that None of you Follow or Stalk me, UNLESS You are Courageous enough to greet me kindly and share a Pleasent moment. In the company of my Sweetie, such stalking is most questionable. I will have little to no discomfort upon anyone else in my presence. Consider My Personal Space and Person a SAFE SPACE I will personally NOT tolerate any mal-content within mine, or ANY of my friends, family or associate's Total Local Space.

I will come onto here Once a Week, take down some Questions, and I will answer them on a live-streaming video soon after. I am in development of making this the limited-time routine.

One FAQ I Will address Right Now, so it will NOT Be Repeated in My Single Thread On Here: "Why don't you get a job/why don't you take more responsibility/why don't you just grow up already?"

Obviously, those who ask this and these questions likely are already employed themselves, or are spoiled in their own individual lives, and do not appreciate how tough it is to simply Get A Job. I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon Family, my City of Cwcville, [[Chris and reality|my own Only-Me Psychic Connection to my family and friends there, in that dimension]]. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate at most given times, as they are at those respective moments. And I Have Matured Emotionally and Mentally; More than you could ever imagine. And I do have a great empathy skill, so I am fully capable of putting myself into any of your individual shoes.

ALSO, I would very much appreciate being addressed and referred to in the Female Pronouns, from Now On, not only in this Thread, but All Threads. And my Name is Christine; Chris or Chris Chan is also acceptable when addressing me. Mainly Remember, please, that I Am Woman.

I will leave you all for the moment with these words. My Time and Presence on These Forums of yours are NOT to Troll any of you. I will Not Bully Anyone, and I certainly have not, nor will ever, Harass anyone. I can and will offer kindness and support on the safe online areas of my Twitter, Facebook, or similar Social Media pages where I do frequent in the Typing form of communication or sharing. I Am a person, Just like Each and Every One of You All, but I Am Better than to sink to a Trolling level, despite any and all past times I have felt need to. And Those will Not be brought up again, if you all will please. My information past and present shared May go towards making a better documentary or series of my characters. USE COMMON SENSE, and LOVE; my stories are Not Dark, and aside from my trial at saucy tidbits, The main targeted age rating is TV-Y7 And Above. Y7! I encourage fan creativity, stylish arts as individually possible, but also retro style and in younger skill levels for those who Are in that age range, or are mentally alone in that age range. Let us all make this a Brighter and Better Future not only for Me, but Everyone I Care for and About Very Much from my Heart and Soul. Love Is Love! I thank you all for your understanding, compassion, kindness and respect.

To each and every one of you, with all due respect, I wish you a Great and Safe Day.

Sincerely,
Miss Christine Weston Chandler (formerly known as Christopher and Christian).<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/</ref> }}

===I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!===

{{quotebox|'''by LegendaryChristorian, 5 October 2017, 2:40 pm'''

THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!!

Good Fucking Bye!!!<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-curse-each-and-every-one-of-you-all.34943/</ref>}}

==Lurking==

{{quote|Chris doesn't read your posts|A somewhat inaccurate line from the forum guidelines.}}

Much like with the [[CWCki Forums]], Chris has occasionally been known to lurk on Kiwi Farms. In 2015, after posting some photos to Facebook showing what he believed to be progress on his gender transition, Chris viewed the forum thread on it and was elated when a user commented "he looks like a D cup now".<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#Chris Takes Hormones]]</ref>

In August 2017, Chris, feeling refreshed after his trip to [[BronyCon]], browsed the thread on it. On Facebook, he made a few posts responding to commentary and thanking users for featuring his photos.<ref>[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Good joke]]</ref> In the same month, he referred to the Random Chris Updates thread to help prove a ween was trying to impersonate [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]].<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Outsmarted a ween, with help of Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

In October 2017, Chris stated that he believed [[Jessica Quinn]] was not a troll because conversations between them hadn't been leaked, and he specified that he had not seen any such leaks on the Farms.<ref>[[Jessica Quinn#Not quite over her]]</ref>

===Forum ratings===
[[File:Chris rating doopie's posts.png |thumb]]

Chris rated several of [[DoopieDoOver]]'s posts from the end of the [[Jessica Quinn]] saga, the only ones he has rated so far.

*Like

{{quoteboxgreen|at least that would be more interesting than this god damned shitfest<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sorry-ill-take-you-back-10-06-2017.34971/page-12#post-2657767</ref>}}

*Like

{{quoteboxgreen|I know I said I wouldn't come back and post, but this whole saga is really upsetting me. While I don't agree with a lot of the trolling and fucking with him for the lulz, this is going too far. Even if it's supposed to be a "troll", this is pretty fucked up and it hurts to watch. I can't stand to see someone with a disability be emotionally abused and manipulated like this. She's not even a funny troll. She could have at least gone on the date they planned, but she dipped out because she's a pussy.

I actually really feel bad for Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/2657755/</ref>}}

*Optimistic

{{quoteboxgreen|At this point, do you really think he's capable of growing and learning?<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sorry-ill-take-you-back-10-06-2017.34971/page-12#post-2657780</ref>}}

==Christorical figures==
A number of people associated with Christory have accounts on the forum.

===Alec Benson Leary===
{{main|Alec Benson Leary}}

===BlueSpike===
{{main|BlueSpike}}

===LoveYouLongTime===
{{main|Emily}}

===Marvin===
{{main|Man in the Pickle Suit}}

===Null===
'''Null''' (real name: Joshua Moon) is the owner and manager of the Kiwi Farms.

In 2014, after Chris [[14_Branchland_Court#Destruction_of_the_Chandler_Household|accidentally burned down his house]], Null sympathized, as he himself had suffered a house fire in his youth. He organized a fundraiser on the forum that resulted in several hundred dollars worth of supplies being sent as a care package for Chris to get on his feet again, with the remainder of the amount sent as a money order. Mistakenly thinking that the money order was signed incorrectly (and thus rendered useless), Chris insulted Null by calling him a "[[Wikipedia:Dodo|Dodo]] brain" on Facebook.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Hey, Dodo Brain!]]</ref>

In 2017, Chris piled on by tweeting "Null is a dull lull; [[random-access humor|LOL]].<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref>"

During the spring of 2018, Chris' attitude toward Null improved as Null began acting as his volunteer advisor, helping him by filtering his email messages to weed out [[ween]] messages,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/</ref> from legitimate [[business]] dealings<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3470913/</ref> as well as offering advice, such as warning Chris not to invade people's personal space at other conventions after Chris' behavior had gotten him [[banned|kicked out]] of [[TooManyGames]]. He had felt motivated to assist Chris after learning that [[Idea Guy|malicious weens]] had scammed Chris out of enough money to put him at risk of losing his home.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/page-14#post-3468968</ref> Chris drew an art piece to show appreciation for his efforts in May 2018, and followed Kiwi Farms's Twitter account a few days later.

Alongside fellow users [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and The Captain, Null has played an integral role in dismantling the schemes the [[Idea Guys]] had put in motion from June 2018 onwards, and leaked [[The Bad Beginning|the Discord chat]] where the Idea Guys attempted to extort Chris for thousands of dollars in conjunction with threatening to falsely claim he was a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI. Ironically, the forum who had followed and laughed at Chris for many years were the only ones who hung around and attempted to help him.

{{quote|when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from ''American Dad'' said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example.|Null<ref name=stan>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cryzel-torture.45450/page-18#post-3560545</ref>}}

<center><gallery>
File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|Pony Null
File:CWC follows Kiwi Farms.png|Chris follows KF
File:Sonichu 12-9 Bonus Pull-Out Poster.jpg|Pony Null appears in a bonus page for ''Sonichu'' #12-9
</gallery></center>

'''Summary of the Guard Dog Saga (and other commentaries)'''

During a YouTube livestream, Null recounts his attempt to advise Chris on how to protect himself following the events of the Idea Guy Saga. Unsurprisingly, he gave up this futile endeavor, as Chris apparently refused to converse with anyone who did not wish to indulge [[Dimensional Merge|his fantasies]]. Jump to 1:29:33 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Summary of Guard Dog Saga (and other commentaries)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sXrLlyt04Dk}}
| stardate = 26 [[November 2018]]
| Saga = {{Guard Dog|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
}}

===The Captain===
During spring 2018, '''The Captain''', Marvin and Null stopped the [[Idea Guys]] after learning the extent of their maliciousness.<ref name=stan></ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3551625/</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3566885/</ref> Since then, he acted as an adviser for Chris and as a middleman between what is happening with Chris behind the scenes and Kiwi Farms. Highlights include him personally intervening after learning of Chris scamming people for money and using three ill stray kittens he had adopted as a vehicle for this. Fortunately, The Captain managed to contact a local Kiwi in [[Charlottesville]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3936293/</ref> who adopted Liza, one of the three. Another is implying that Chris has IRL friends who offered him marijuana and acting similarly to the Idea Guys.

Unfortunately, as much as they try to tard-wrangle Chris, there is one thing they can't protect Chris from: [[Christian Weston Chandler|himself]].

==See also==
* [[CWCki]]
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]]
* [[Trollin' Train]]
* [[Sonichu Girls]]
* [[GameFAQs]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==

*[https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ The Chris subforum on Kiwi Farms]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

[[Category: Websites]]

Chris and Jackie's Date

2019-05-03T01:49:29Z

Zook: removed deadlinks

[[File:Date.jpg|thumb|300px|A view of where Chris and "Jackie" did the do.]]
{{Quote|If it inspires me... if you really try your hardest... I will drive down to see you and pay for the hotel room myself. You won't have to pay a penny because I know you would have taken care of me in DC if you could have. I want to reward you because I know your heart is in the right place. And if you really, really show me how much it is... ;) I'll make sure you know mine is, too.|[[Jackie]] promises Chris [[hanky-panky]] for this video}}
'''Chris and Jackie's Date''' is a four-video series of a date between Chris (in full [[Tomgirl]] regalia) and [[Jackie]], here represented by a sex doll, leaked on 24 [[February 2012]]. Their romantic date consists of dancing in [[Chris's room]], a trip in [[Son-Chu]] to get some [[McDonald's]], eating it and then making out with the doll in his front yard, and Chris's attempt at re-enacting a viral video in a dressing room at the [[Ruckersville]] [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]].<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wRjc2Qg-3Y music video]</ref>

The videos were originally leaked as ''one0612-hioghuyiogyo [SaveYouTube.com], two0612-vgiherqighbvpioerua [SaveYouTube.com], three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com]'' and ''four0612-hncu9tgohaeruxye [SaveYouTube.com]'', and data suggests that they were recorded on 11 [[July 2011]]. Throughout the videos, Chris speaks in an even higher pitch than usual, and enunciates in a revoltingly saccharine, babyish manner. Whether this is standard procedure for [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirls]] or some sort of cutesy way of speaking to "Jackie" is unclear.

Background was provided when some [[Jackie E-mails 29|Jackie emails]] were leaked:
{{Quote| want you to get all dolled up on the 4th. And I want you to get one of your blow up dolls and dress it up too- but as me. Print out my picture or draw a picture of my face and put it over their's. Put me in gorgeous clothes so I look every part the proud girlfriend of the hottest Tomgirl in all of Virginia. Show me around town, take me to [[McDonalds]] or Starbucks or the movies. Let's have a ball and strut our stuff! Do my make up and pretend I can do your's! Then I want us to end our romantic evening at McIntire Park, watching the fireworks together under the stars. xoxox :D :D|Jackie}}
==Videos==
===One===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NFj45Zs4lmQ}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]]
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Two|Chris and Jackie's Date 2]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

And now, Jackie-pie, I'm gonna go ahead and sweep you off your feet.

''[Turns camera to sex doll]'' Even though right now, you're sitting down.
''[Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jackie," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]''

''[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his [[duck]] has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]''

===Two===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|i7NkpV_Vqzo}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|Dating}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#One|Chris and Jackie's Date 1]]
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Three|Chris and Jackie's Date 3]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

And after having picked you up Jackie and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun, you know, in the car-- and sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. Very very good. Yum yum.

''[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video [[Random-access humor|making strange "wacka doo" noises]].]''

===Three===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CZoylxa3Q8w}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|Dating & [[sex]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Two|Chris and Jackie's Date 2]]
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Four|Chris and Jackie's Date 4]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

''["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car, which is parked on his lawn. Chris comes by and sits down, [[Obesity|making the car shake noticeably]].]''
Okay, so Jackie and I, we're here at the McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, after-- and we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal.

''[Chris gropes the doll and moves it as a child would when making a toy speak and uses a [[sexism|shrill, high pitched voice]] while he [[Chris and reality|pretends Jackie is talking]].]''

''[As Jackie]'' It was really, really tasty, yes it was. And even better...my...my professor here...fed-fed me some of the apples...and I enjoyed that.

''[As himself]'' Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jackie-pie, what'cha wanna do now?

''[As Jackie]'' I say we make out. And then see where it goes from there.

''[As himself]'' Alright.

''[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the'' public parking lot of a McDonald's. ''He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, [[gaybian|scissor-like]] sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off, and rushes to the camera.]''

God, it's hot out here.

===Four===
{{Honest}}

[https://streamable.com/3c3bg Can be viewed here.]
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 4
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Three|Chris and Jackie's Date 3]]
| next = [[Who's Your Brony?]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

Here we go.

[''Immediately starts humping the sex doll while making high-pitched moaning sounds'']

[''after 10 seconds, he turns the sex doll around into the doggy-style position before it goes off-camera, the blow-up doll going head first into his mold-coated bathtub.]

[''Resumes shrill, sexual moans that sound like a whimpering dog while thrusting the doll's behind.'']

[''Continues moaning suggestively'']

Yeah!

[''Moans some more. He pauses to reach over to something (water):'']

Whoopie! [''tosses water into the air as if "Jackie" climaxes & squirts everywhere.'']

[''Sighs of relief, wipes shirt on face from the [[Chris and Health|intensity]] and to remove Jackie-Pie's "cum" before turning the camera off'']

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2357.MOV]]|nextlink=[[Who's Your Brony?]]}}

{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos]]

Chris and Jackie's Date

2019-05-03T01:49:09Z

Zook: put up a lost chris video

{{DeadLinks}}
[[File:Date.jpg|thumb|300px|A view of where Chris and "Jackie" did the do.]]
{{Quote|If it inspires me... if you really try your hardest... I will drive down to see you and pay for the hotel room myself. You won't have to pay a penny because I know you would have taken care of me in DC if you could have. I want to reward you because I know your heart is in the right place. And if you really, really show me how much it is... ;) I'll make sure you know mine is, too.|[[Jackie]] promises Chris [[hanky-panky]] for this video}}
'''Chris and Jackie's Date''' is a four-video series of a date between Chris (in full [[Tomgirl]] regalia) and [[Jackie]], here represented by a sex doll, leaked on 24 [[February 2012]]. Their romantic date consists of dancing in [[Chris's room]], a trip in [[Son-Chu]] to get some [[McDonald's]], eating it and then making out with the doll in his front yard, and Chris's attempt at re-enacting a viral video in a dressing room at the [[Ruckersville]] [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]].<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wRjc2Qg-3Y music video]</ref>

The videos were originally leaked as ''one0612-hioghuyiogyo [SaveYouTube.com], two0612-vgiherqighbvpioerua [SaveYouTube.com], three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com]'' and ''four0612-hncu9tgohaeruxye [SaveYouTube.com]'', and data suggests that they were recorded on 11 [[July 2011]]. Throughout the videos, Chris speaks in an even higher pitch than usual, and enunciates in a revoltingly saccharine, babyish manner. Whether this is standard procedure for [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirls]] or some sort of cutesy way of speaking to "Jackie" is unclear.

Background was provided when some [[Jackie E-mails 29|Jackie emails]] were leaked:
{{Quote| want you to get all dolled up on the 4th. And I want you to get one of your blow up dolls and dress it up too- but as me. Print out my picture or draw a picture of my face and put it over their's. Put me in gorgeous clothes so I look every part the proud girlfriend of the hottest Tomgirl in all of Virginia. Show me around town, take me to [[McDonalds]] or Starbucks or the movies. Let's have a ball and strut our stuff! Do my make up and pretend I can do your's! Then I want us to end our romantic evening at McIntire Park, watching the fireworks together under the stars. xoxox :D :D|Jackie}}
==Videos==
===One===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NFj45Zs4lmQ}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]]
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Two|Chris and Jackie's Date 2]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

And now, Jackie-pie, I'm gonna go ahead and sweep you off your feet.

''[Turns camera to sex doll]'' Even though right now, you're sitting down.
''[Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jackie," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]''

''[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his [[duck]] has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]''

===Two===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|i7NkpV_Vqzo}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|Dating}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#One|Chris and Jackie's Date 1]]
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Three|Chris and Jackie's Date 3]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

And after having picked you up Jackie and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun, you know, in the car-- and sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. Very very good. Yum yum.

''[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video [[Random-access humor|making strange "wacka doo" noises]].]''

===Three===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CZoylxa3Q8w}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|Dating & [[sex]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Two|Chris and Jackie's Date 2]]
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Four|Chris and Jackie's Date 4]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

''["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car, which is parked on his lawn. Chris comes by and sits down, [[Obesity|making the car shake noticeably]].]''
Okay, so Jackie and I, we're here at the McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, after-- and we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal.

''[Chris gropes the doll and moves it as a child would when making a toy speak and uses a [[sexism|shrill, high pitched voice]] while he [[Chris and reality|pretends Jackie is talking]].]''

''[As Jackie]'' It was really, really tasty, yes it was. And even better...my...my professor here...fed-fed me some of the apples...and I enjoyed that.

''[As himself]'' Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jackie-pie, what'cha wanna do now?

''[As Jackie]'' I say we make out. And then see where it goes from there.

''[As himself]'' Alright.

''[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the'' public parking lot of a McDonald's. ''He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, [[gaybian|scissor-like]] sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off, and rushes to the camera.]''

God, it's hot out here.

===Four===
{{Honest}}

[https://streamable.com/3c3bg Can be viewed here.]
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 4
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Three|Chris and Jackie's Date 3]]
| next = [[Who's Your Brony?]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

Here we go.

[''Immediately starts humping the sex doll while making high-pitched moaning sounds'']

[''after 10 seconds, he turns the sex doll around into the doggy-style position before it goes off-camera, the blow-up doll going head first into his mold-coated bathtub.]

[''Resumes shrill, sexual moans that sound like a whimpering dog while thrusting the doll's behind.'']

[''Continues moaning suggestively'']

Yeah!

[''Moans some more. He pauses to reach over to something (water):'']

Whoopie! [''tosses water into the air as if "Jackie" climaxes & squirts everywhere.'']

[''Sighs of relief, wipes shirt on face from the [[Chris and Health|intensity]] and to remove Jackie-Pie's "cum" before turning the camera off'']

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2357.MOV]]|nextlink=[[Who's Your Brony?]]}}

{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos]]

Bryanfrogboy

2019-03-13T04:08:12Z

Zook: video link

'''Bryan Shickley''' (nicknamed "'''Bryanfrogboy'''") is an animator, graphic designer and the creator of ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic''. Bryan's creation of the ''Prequel Comic'' appeared to have caught Chris's attention on 2 January 2018,<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/948620868636299264</ref> and he began following the production of that comic as well as some of his other works ever since.

{{infobox
|title = Bryanfrogboy
|image = [[File:Bryanfrogboy.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Bryan Shickley
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Bryanfrogboy
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 10 June 1995 (age {{Age|1995|6|10}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = American
|label6 = Race
|data6 = White
|header7 = Twitter
|data7 = [https://twitter.com/BryanShickley]
}}

==History==
[[File:CWC holding Prequel fancomic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris, holding the comic]]

Chris first discovered Bryan's Twitter account on 2 January 2018, when he saw the completed second page of the comic. At that time, Chris, along with a couple of bystanders, was curious about what this comic would become. Bryan explained that the comic was meant to be less a parody of Sonichu or Chris's life, but instead a retelling of Chris's life as told from what he believed to be Chris's point of view.<ref>https://twitter.com/Bryanfrogboy/status/948711730640666625</ref>

{{clear}}

==Chris's retrospective==
Chris has commented on some events in his life which were depicted in the comic.

===Barb's hoard===
3 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 2 of my @CWCSonichu prequel comic. Not planning on finishing - just practicing

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p2 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Please, Do complete this prequel comic; I am very curious of your take of Cwcville Christian's Past, or otherwise your interpretation of my past. For Your Information, the Pack-Ratting and Hoarding DID Bother Me a lot. Thank you.}}

===Venting about trolls===
8 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 6 of my @CWCSonichu prequel comic

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p6 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Wow! That was exactly how I Felt! It makes so much more sense to me why I impulsively put too much of myself into the earlier books like I did. I Was venting a lot. Spot on, @Bryanfrogboy. Thank you for seeing and appreciating that of me. 😊❤️}}

===The [[Love Quest]]===
9 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel page 7

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p7 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I really worked too hard on something I should not have pushed too much on, the “Love Quest”... I Really should have focused more on Sonichu, his life and all of that. Instead, I did too much with myself.

I was more selfish back then. I really regret that I was. It has done a lot of damage to everyone around me.}}

===[[shecameforcwc]]===
11 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 9 (pretty sure, losing track) of @CWCSonichu prequel

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p9 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|How Could they have been mutual after that, Period?! And now, despite the Original Piece being Totally Torn apart, it still reappears to haunt me. When will that symbol of my sin of lust be long forgotten? Soon, I pray. I continue to Repent.}}

===Apology to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]===
21 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel page 19 - the death of Alec Benson Leary

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p19 by BryanFrogBoy.jpeg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Oh, My Goddess! That was really dark. And such a potent look at myself in the mirror of my past. And Asperchu was only a minor thing that I took too far so many years ago. I’m sorry, Alec.}}

===Apology for saying "JEW!" to [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]]===
24 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel pg 22

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p22 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Not his Heritage, more like his cold-hearted personality.}}

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|I just figured it was a nicer thing to write than when younger Cwc called him a Jew.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I agree, that Was most insensitive of me back then. I was more upset at Him than Judaism; I really have nothing against the Jewish people, and I am sorry for using the term as an ending insult upon him. That is not cool to do Anytime, or any situation.}}

==Argument over [[Reality Cartoon]]s==
On 3 February, Chris argued with Bryan over Twitter:

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't believe that cartoons are real in any reality, but I can't influence what Chris believes. All I can do is encourage her.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|That is a Real Shame that you say that, @Bryanfrogboy, because our “Fictional” Individuals ARE REAL, and they Do Exist; they are Alive, and Breathing and Living, just like you, I and everyone else in This World. You should Open Your Mind and Heart to them, Fully.}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|Okay I'll keep an open mind to this but I have questions. Does the Chris in my comic live a life independent of yours?}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|To answer this question, before I answer the rest of your questions in PM: Yes, that Chris does live, as depicted in your book, independent from the Christine Chandler of Cwcville’s main dimension, but in another dimension.}}

Hippostabber:
{{quoteboxred|Scary. You shouldn't feed into delusions. Do you not see the prob with this given the person i brought up who thought his char where real and killed people . Do you see no link. Its sad and just plain wrong if you are encouraging a person to believe that cartoons are real. SAD}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't think cartoons are real and don't encourage it, but I can't change her view. Chris isn't a child, if she thinks cartoons are alive she should consult a professional.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|“Consult a professional” is another insensitive comment. That is Strike Two, @Bryanfrogboy.

More appropriately, you should see it for yourself, to try to Understand for yourself.}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I guess if I truly believed my cartoons existed in another world, they would all be very happy and have no villains or drama. I'd owe it to my characters.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|That is a lovely thought, but there is going to be drama and tough situations for everyone, no matter which dimension; they Earn their Happiness, as they all have fought through their trials and endeavors, like everyone. And That is why you do owe it to your character family.

Because they have fought about as much as their creator, and parental figure, which is you, has.}}

handofgalochio:
{{quoteboxyellow|So, does that mean that every interpretation of your characters constitutes a separate world?}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Situation-wise, and to link it to Cwcville, yes. But like the Sonic the Hedgehog OCs, the OCs from Sonichu and Rosechu co-exists with the originals in the same dimension, which include Asperchu and his friends/family. But some FanFics actually do hit spot-on to the Originals in the same dimension, such as Trickie’s “[[Rosechu's Story]]”, because those situations Are mostly matching to the Original Rosey Rosechu.

Now, with regard to @Bryanfrogboy book, for one example from within, Neither I, nor Christine of the original dimension, has had boxes fall upon either of us as the fire started, and no unconscious moment right after either. Although, while Christine is essentially like my Avatar in Cwcville, she has had Many a different situation, mental and personality aspects from myself, but she still is High-Functioning Autistic, and linked with me Mentally And Emotionally. DEFINITELY in the Emotions!

But I Digress. @Bryanfrogboy’s Story, while Mostly Matching And Reflective Of Christine and I, and our relationship with Sonichu, it would still exist in an alternate dimension where every one of those differing situations would have happened, from Cwcville’s Prime Dimension.}}



==Gay erotica poem==
[[File:Makebrycry.jpg|thumb|200px]]
On 28 April 2018, Chris participated in a contest held by Bryan, MakeBryCry, in which the person who drew him in the meanest way would win $50. Chris's entry was a portrait sketch of Bryan, which included a love poem from what seems to be Chris-chan Sonichu's perspective:<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts##MakeBryCry]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Bryan, the sexy Shrek-like vampire with messy hair; there is a unique charm that really gives you great flare! Come on over and toussel my quills, and maybe my shock therapy will cure your ills. One that brings out repressed urges, you are the man with the surges! ♥ }}

On 30 April, Chris went further, saying, "I could kiss your good-looking face anytime" in a tweet to Bryan.<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Gay for Bryanfrogboy]]</ref>

This took place during a time when the [[Idea Guys]] were persuading Chris into thinking of himself as [[Chris and sexuality|bisexual]].

==Unfollowing Chris Chan?==
On May 4, Bryan stopped following him via Twitter after Chris was trying to find an excuse on why he hasn't worked in anything Sonichu-related in the last couple of months and at the same time he mentioned Bryan, in which he replied by saying, ''Please don't drag me into this. I've drawn your OCs more than you at this point and I don't make a percent of a percent of what you make for doing nothing''. As of [[February 2019]], Bryan is following Chris' [[Twitter#CPU_CWCSonichu|current Twitter handle]].

==Possible troll?==
People have noticed that he has been tweeting in a conversation between him and Chris that in a way seems like he's mocking Chris, for example, him saying that Chris is a beautiful soul that would never lie, someone else posting a fake picture of an Amazon ad of his comics and saying that his comic is selling well and making lots of money with Bryan jokingly going along with it, and more recently he made a template of Sonichu's face for people to print out and make their own medallion, and he claimed that Chris approved of this, only for Chris to tweet that he did not approve. Bryan later made a video defending Chris, showing these troll allegations were false.<ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=BSM1w_xvcY4</ref>

==''Chris Chan: The Prequel'' video==
On the eve of Chris' [[Chris's birthday#2019,_37th birthday|37th birthday]], Bryan uploaded an animated feature based on his ''Prequel Comic'', which he gifted to Chris via Twitter.<ref>https://twitter.com/BryanShickley/status/1099538389567598594</ref> Chris responded with plenty of gratitude:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1099639760505749504 [Protected Tweet]</ref>

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan: The Prequel (The CWC-Approved Comic)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=KXdg6QpmnGU}}
| stardate = 23 [[February 2019]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA7UNlroQqD2dGRM7_BcAGQ Bryan Shickley]
| subject =
| type =
| info = Happy Christian love day!

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu
https://twitter.com/BryanShickley

FEATURING Vadim Newquist, Buck Mullet, Gaby Castro, Hellbent,

Read comic here:
http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofi...

If you want to see my other works:
http://bryanshickleycomics.pb.gallery
}}

@BryanShickley:

{{quoteboxgreen|Happy @CPU_CWCSonichu Love Day!! The FULL animation is out. Many Thanks to @vadimnewquist/@creationistcat, @gabcas210 [[Shrek Retold|@the3GI]] and (SPOILERS) Christine as well. None of this was possible without your support and great talents!
[[File:ChrisChanPrequel_TitleCard.jpg|300px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you all for this lovely compilation. 😊
⚡️💙⚡️

I thank @gabcas210 and @vadimnewquist for their voice acting; very good work.

Also, thanks to @Heckbent for being part of it as well; just a cool dude doing his thing.}}

==The Art of Criticizing Chris Chan==
As soon as ''Chris Chan: The Prequel'' went up on YouTube, the comments were completely infested with [[weening|weens]]. Bryan was already well-aware of the [[BlueSpike|children]] attacking Chris, but with the massive new surge of interest in Chris, the weening got really bad. He decides to make a video defending Chris. He argues that trolls have a major part in Chris' delusions, and [[A-Logging|people who troll him]] are just as bad as Chris himself. He also gives his opinions on [[Kiwi Farms]], some of it negative and some of it positive. The next day he deleted the videos in their entirety due to claims that he was [[white knighting]] Chris.

The video can still be seen [https://my.mixtape.moe/bhaygj.mp4 ''here.'']
==See also==
*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Parody]]

==References==

<references/>

==External Links==
*[http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=172662 ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic'' - free to read]

{{People}}

Bryanfrogboy

2019-03-09T19:30:17Z

Zook: Important Details about how bryan is a white knight

'''Bryan Shickley''' (nicknamed "'''Bryanfrogboy'''") is an animator, graphic designer and the creator of ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic''. Bryan's creation of the ''Prequel Comic'' appeared to have caught Chris's attention on 2 January 2018,<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/948620868636299264</ref> and he began following the production of that comic as well as some of his other works ever since.

{{infobox
|title = Bryanfrogboy
|image = [[File:Bryanfrogboy.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Bryan Shickley
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Bryanfrogboy
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 10 June 1995 (age {{Age|1995|6|10}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = American
|label6 = Race
|data6 = White
|header7 = Twitter
|data7 = [https://twitter.com/BryanShickley]
}}

==History==
[[File:CWC holding Prequel fancomic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris, holding the comic]]

Chris first discovered Bryan's Twitter account on 2 January 2018, when he saw the completed second page of the comic. At that time, Chris, along with a couple of bystanders, was curious about what this comic would become. Bryan explained that the comic was meant to be less a parody of Sonichu or Chris's life, but instead a retelling of Chris's life as told from what he believed to be Chris's point of view.<ref>https://twitter.com/Bryanfrogboy/status/948711730640666625</ref>

{{clear}}

==Chris's retrospective==
Chris has commented on some events in his life which were depicted in the comic.

===Barb's hoard===
3 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 2 of my @CWCSonichu prequel comic. Not planning on finishing - just practicing

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p2 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Please, Do complete this prequel comic; I am very curious of your take of Cwcville Christian's Past, or otherwise your interpretation of my past. For Your Information, the Pack-Ratting and Hoarding DID Bother Me a lot. Thank you.}}

===Venting about trolls===
8 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 6 of my @CWCSonichu prequel comic

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p6 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Wow! That was exactly how I Felt! It makes so much more sense to me why I impulsively put too much of myself into the earlier books like I did. I Was venting a lot. Spot on, @Bryanfrogboy. Thank you for seeing and appreciating that of me. 😊❤️}}

===The [[Love Quest]]===
9 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel page 7

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p7 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I really worked too hard on something I should not have pushed too much on, the “Love Quest”... I Really should have focused more on Sonichu, his life and all of that. Instead, I did too much with myself.

I was more selfish back then. I really regret that I was. It has done a lot of damage to everyone around me.}}

===[[shecameforcwc]]===
11 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 9 (pretty sure, losing track) of @CWCSonichu prequel

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p9 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|How Could they have been mutual after that, Period?! And now, despite the Original Piece being Totally Torn apart, it still reappears to haunt me. When will that symbol of my sin of lust be long forgotten? Soon, I pray. I continue to Repent.}}

===Apology to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]===
21 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel page 19 - the death of Alec Benson Leary

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p19 by BryanFrogBoy.jpeg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Oh, My Goddess! That was really dark. And such a potent look at myself in the mirror of my past. And Asperchu was only a minor thing that I took too far so many years ago. I’m sorry, Alec.}}

===Apology for saying "JEW!" to [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]]===
24 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel pg 22

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p22 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Not his Heritage, more like his cold-hearted personality.}}

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|I just figured it was a nicer thing to write than when younger Cwc called him a Jew.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I agree, that Was most insensitive of me back then. I was more upset at Him than Judaism; I really have nothing against the Jewish people, and I am sorry for using the term as an ending insult upon him. That is not cool to do Anytime, or any situation.}}

==Argument over [[Reality Cartoon]]s==
On 3 February, Chris argued with Bryan over Twitter:

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't believe that cartoons are real in any reality, but I can't influence what Chris believes. All I can do is encourage her.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|That is a Real Shame that you say that, @Bryanfrogboy, because our “Fictional” Individuals ARE REAL, and they Do Exist; they are Alive, and Breathing and Living, just like you, I and everyone else in This World. You should Open Your Mind and Heart to them, Fully.}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|Okay I'll keep an open mind to this but I have questions. Does the Chris in my comic live a life independent of yours?}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|To answer this question, before I answer the rest of your questions in PM: Yes, that Chris does live, as depicted in your book, independent from the Christine Chandler of Cwcville’s main dimension, but in another dimension.}}

Hippostabber:
{{quoteboxred|Scary. You shouldn't feed into delusions. Do you not see the prob with this given the person i brought up who thought his char where real and killed people . Do you see no link. Its sad and just plain wrong if you are encouraging a person to believe that cartoons are real. SAD}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't think cartoons are real and don't encourage it, but I can't change her view. Chris isn't a child, if she thinks cartoons are alive she should consult a professional.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|“Consult a professional” is another insensitive comment. That is Strike Two, @Bryanfrogboy.

More appropriately, you should see it for yourself, to try to Understand for yourself.}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I guess if I truly believed my cartoons existed in another world, they would all be very happy and have no villains or drama. I'd owe it to my characters.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|That is a lovely thought, but there is going to be drama and tough situations for everyone, no matter which dimension; they Earn their Happiness, as they all have fought through their trials and endeavors, like everyone. And That is why you do owe it to your character family.

Because they have fought about as much as their creator, and parental figure, which is you, has.}}

handofgalochio:
{{quoteboxyellow|So, does that mean that every interpretation of your characters constitutes a separate world?}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Situation-wise, and to link it to Cwcville, yes. But like the Sonic the Hedgehog OCs, the OCs from Sonichu and Rosechu co-exists with the originals in the same dimension, which include Asperchu and his friends/family. But some FanFics actually do hit spot-on to the Originals in the same dimension, such as Trickie’s “[[Rosechu's Story]]”, because those situations Are mostly matching to the Original Rosey Rosechu.

Now, with regard to @Bryanfrogboy book, for one example from within, Neither I, nor Christine of the original dimension, has had boxes fall upon either of us as the fire started, and no unconscious moment right after either. Although, while Christine is essentially like my Avatar in Cwcville, she has had Many a different situation, mental and personality aspects from myself, but she still is High-Functioning Autistic, and linked with me Mentally And Emotionally. DEFINITELY in the Emotions!

But I Digress. @Bryanfrogboy’s Story, while Mostly Matching And Reflective Of Christine and I, and our relationship with Sonichu, it would still exist in an alternate dimension where every one of those differing situations would have happened, from Cwcville’s Prime Dimension.}}



==Gay erotica poem==
[[File:Makebrycry.jpg|thumb|200px]]
On 28 April 2018, Chris participated in a contest held by Bryan, MakeBryCry, in which the person who drew him in the meanest way would win $50. Chris's entry was a portrait sketch of Bryan, which included a love poem from what seems to be Chris-chan Sonichu's perspective:<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts##MakeBryCry]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Bryan, the sexy Shrek-like vampire with messy hair; there is a unique charm that really gives you great flare! Come on over and toussel my quills, and maybe my shock therapy will cure your ills. One that brings out repressed urges, you are the man with the surges! ♥ }}

On 30 April, Chris went further, saying, "I could kiss your good-looking face anytime" in a tweet to Bryan.<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Gay for Bryanfrogboy]]</ref>

This took place during a time when the [[Idea Guys]] were persuading Chris into thinking of himself as [[Chris and sexuality|bisexual]].

==Unfollowing Chris Chan?==
On May 4, Bryan stopped following him via Twitter after Chris was trying to find an excuse on why he hasn't worked in anything Sonichu-related in the last couple of months and at the same time he mentioned Bryan, in which he replied by saying, ''Please don't drag me into this. I've drawn your OCs more than you at this point and I don't make a percent of a percent of what you make for doing nothing''. As of [[February 2019]], Bryan is following Chris' [[Twitter#CPU_CWCSonichu|current Twitter handle]].

==Possible Troll?==
People have noticed that he has been tweeting in a conversation between him and Chris that in a way seems like he's mocking Chris, for example, him saying that Chris is a beautiful soul that would never lie, someone else posting a fake picture of an Amazon ad of his comics and saying that his comic is selling well and making lots of money with Bryan jokingly going along with it, and more recently he made a template of Sonichu's face for people to print out and make their own medallion, and he claimed that Chris approved of this, only for Chris to tweet that he did not approve. Bryan later made a video defending Chris, showing these troll allegations were false.<ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=BSM1w_xvcY4</ref>

==''Chris Chan: The Prequel'' video==
On the eve of Chris' [[Chris's birthday#2019,_37th birthday|37th birthday]], Bryan uploaded an animated feature based on his ''Prequel Comic'', which he gifted to Chris via Twitter.<ref>https://twitter.com/BryanShickley/status/1099538389567598594</ref> Chris responded with plenty of gratitude:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1099639760505749504 [Protected Tweet]</ref>

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan: The Prequel (The CWC-Approved Comic)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=KXdg6QpmnGU}}
| stardate = 23 [[February 2019]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA7UNlroQqD2dGRM7_BcAGQ Bryan Shickley]
| subject =
| type =
| info = Happy Christian love day!

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu
https://twitter.com/BryanShickley

FEATURING Vadim Newquist, Buck Mullet, Gaby Castro, Hellbent,

Read comic here:
http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofi...

If you want to see my other works:
http://bryanshickleycomics.pb.gallery
}}

@BryanShickley:

{{quoteboxgreen|Happy @CPU_CWCSonichu Love Day!! The FULL animation is out. Many Thanks to @vadimnewquist/@creationistcat, @gabcas210 [[Shrek Retold|@the3GI]] and (SPOILERS) Christine as well. None of this was possible without your support and great talents!
[[File:ChrisChanPrequel_TitleCard.jpg|300px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you all for this lovely compilation. 😊
⚡️💙⚡️

I thank @gabcas210 and @vadimnewquist for their voice acting; very good work.

Also, thanks to @Heckbent for being part of it as well; just a cool dude doing his thing.}}

==The Art of Criticizing Chris Chan==

As soon as Chris Chan: The Prequel went up on YouTube, the comments were completely infested with [[weening|weens]]. Bryan was already well aware of the [[BlueSpike|children]] attacking Chris, but with the massive new surge of interest in Chris, the weening got really bad. He decides to make a video defending Chris, but unfortunately ends up looking like a narcissist and a [[white knight|white knight]. He argues that trolls have a major part in Chris’ delusions, and [[A-Logging|people who troll him]] are just as bad as Chris himself. This is ironic considering that he made a long comic series making fun of Chris and basically trolling him. He also gives his opinions on [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi Farms]], with almost no understanding of what it is. The next day he deleted the videos in their entirety because of how much he sounded like an asshole in them.<ref>https://twitter.com/BryanShickley/status/1104261287377219585</ref> He also claimed that [https://youtube.com/channel/UCdRtQbtFUHpWd3_UfSrnVoA GiBi] was [[The Captain]] with no evidence, so there’s no way to know if these claims are true.

[[File:gibi.jpg ‎|thumb|400px|Yep, this person who protects Chris is definitely trying to ween him.]]

==See Also==

*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Parody]]

==References==

<references/>

==External Links==
*[http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=172662 ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic'' - free to read]

{{People}}

2019

2019-03-09T09:19:26Z

Zook:

[[File:1544732723661.jpg|thumb|500px|Coming in 2019?]]
{{Ongoing}}
'''2019''' is the eleventh year of organized [[troll]]ing.

It will bring the [[Sonic]] movie and the continuation of the [[Financhu Crisis]], with Chris's unpaid debts cases involving Second Round Sub and Midland Funding having wrapped up, owing $2,463.63 and $2,777.90 respectively. Renewed interest in Chris brings an intense year with thousands of new weens.

==January==

{{main|January 2019}}

[[File:Cwc brony babe.jpg|thumb|Chris in January 2019]]

==February==

{{main|February 2019}}

[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in February 2019]]

==March==

{{main|March 2019}}

[[File:Muffin.jpg|thumb|Chris in March 2019]]

{{timeline}}

March 2019

2019-03-09T07:00:11Z

Zook:

{{ongoing}}

'''March''' is the third month of [[2019]]. [[Image:Muffin.jpg|thumb|Chris in March 2019]]

==Highlights==
*2 March - Chris attempts to contact Elon Musk because a joke he told on The Big Bang Theory was similar to Chris’ beliefs about dimensions.
*7 March - Chris uploads [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]], revealing that some weens sent him a [[Nintendo]] Switch for his [[birthday]].
*[[bryanfrogboy|Bryanfrogboy]] makes a video defending Chris.
*8 March - Bryan deletes his video for unknown reasons.

==Videos==
*[[March 2019 videos]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
</gallery></center>

{{timeline}}

Bryanfrogboy

2019-03-09T06:58:21Z

Zook:

'''Bryan Shickley''' (nicknamed "'''Bryanfrogboy'''") is an animator, graphic designer and the creator of ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic''. Bryan's creation of the ''Prequel Comic'' appeared to have caught Chris's attention on 2 January 2018,<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/948620868636299264</ref> and he began following the production of that comic as well as some of his other works ever since.

{{infobox
|title = Bryanfrogboy
|image = [[File:Bryanfrogboy.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Bryan Shickley
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Bryanfrogboy
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 10 June 1995 (age {{Age|1995|6|10}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = American
|label6 = Race
|data6 = White
|header7 = Twitter
|data7 = [https://twitter.com/BryanShickley]
}}

==History==
[[File:CWC holding Prequel fancomic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris, holding the comic]]

Chris first discovered Bryan's Twitter account on 2 January 2018, when he saw the completed second page of the comic. At that time, Chris, along with a couple of bystanders, was curious about what this comic would become. Bryan explained that the comic was meant to be less a parody of Sonichu or Chris's life, but instead a retelling of Chris's life as told from what he believed to be Chris's point of view.<ref>https://twitter.com/Bryanfrogboy/status/948711730640666625</ref>

{{clear}}

==Chris's retrospective==
Chris has commented on some events in his life which were depicted in the comic.

===Barb's hoard===
3 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 2 of my @CWCSonichu prequel comic. Not planning on finishing - just practicing

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p2 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Please, Do complete this prequel comic; I am very curious of your take of Cwcville Christian's Past, or otherwise your interpretation of my past. For Your Information, the Pack-Ratting and Hoarding DID Bother Me a lot. Thank you.}}

===Venting about trolls===
8 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 6 of my @CWCSonichu prequel comic

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p6 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Wow! That was exactly how I Felt! It makes so much more sense to me why I impulsively put too much of myself into the earlier books like I did. I Was venting a lot. Spot on, @Bryanfrogboy. Thank you for seeing and appreciating that of me. 😊❤️}}

===The [[Love Quest]]===
9 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel page 7

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p7 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I really worked too hard on something I should not have pushed too much on, the “Love Quest”... I Really should have focused more on Sonichu, his life and all of that. Instead, I did too much with myself.

I was more selfish back then. I really regret that I was. It has done a lot of damage to everyone around me.}}

===[[shecameforcwc]]===
11 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 9 (pretty sure, losing track) of @CWCSonichu prequel

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p9 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|How Could they have been mutual after that, Period?! And now, despite the Original Piece being Totally Torn apart, it still reappears to haunt me. When will that symbol of my sin of lust be long forgotten? Soon, I pray. I continue to Repent.}}

===Apology to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]===
21 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel page 19 - the death of Alec Benson Leary

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p19 by BryanFrogBoy.jpeg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Oh, My Goddess! That was really dark. And such a potent look at myself in the mirror of my past. And Asperchu was only a minor thing that I took too far so many years ago. I’m sorry, Alec.}}

===Apology for saying "JEW!" to [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]]===
24 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel pg 22

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p22 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Not his Heritage, more like his cold-hearted personality.}}

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|I just figured it was a nicer thing to write than when younger Cwc called him a Jew.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I agree, that Was most insensitive of me back then. I was more upset at Him than Judaism; I really have nothing against the Jewish people, and I am sorry for using the term as an ending insult upon him. That is not cool to do Anytime, or any situation.}}

==Argument over [[Reality Cartoon]]s==
On 3 February, Chris argued with Bryan over Twitter:

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't believe that cartoons are real in any reality, but I can't influence what Chris believes. All I can do is encourage her.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|That is a Real Shame that you say that, @Bryanfrogboy, because our “Fictional” Individuals ARE REAL, and they Do Exist; they are Alive, and Breathing and Living, just like you, I and everyone else in This World. You should Open Your Mind and Heart to them, Fully.}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|Okay I'll keep an open mind to this but I have questions. Does the Chris in my comic live a life independent of yours?}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|To answer this question, before I answer the rest of your questions in PM: Yes, that Chris does live, as depicted in your book, independent from the Christine Chandler of Cwcville’s main dimension, but in another dimension.}}

Hippostabber:
{{quoteboxred|Scary. You shouldn't feed into delusions. Do you not see the prob with this given the person i brought up who thought his char where real and killed people . Do you see no link. Its sad and just plain wrong if you are encouraging a person to believe that cartoons are real. SAD}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't think cartoons are real and don't encourage it, but I can't change her view. Chris isn't a child, if she thinks cartoons are alive she should consult a professional.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|“Consult a professional” is another insensitive comment. That is Strike Two, @Bryanfrogboy.

More appropriately, you should see it for yourself, to try to Understand for yourself.}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I guess if I truly believed my cartoons existed in another world, they would all be very happy and have no villains or drama. I'd owe it to my characters.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|That is a lovely thought, but there is going to be drama and tough situations for everyone, no matter which dimension; they Earn their Happiness, as they all have fought through their trials and endeavors, like everyone. And That is why you do owe it to your character family.

Because they have fought about as much as their creator, and parental figure, which is you, has.}}

handofgalochio:
{{quoteboxyellow|So, does that mean that every interpretation of your characters constitutes a separate world?}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Situation-wise, and to link it to Cwcville, yes. But like the Sonic the Hedgehog OCs, the OCs from Sonichu and Rosechu co-exists with the originals in the same dimension, which include Asperchu and his friends/family. But some FanFics actually do hit spot-on to the Originals in the same dimension, such as Trickie’s “[[Rosechu's Story]]”, because those situations Are mostly matching to the Original Rosey Rosechu.

Now, with regard to @Bryanfrogboy book, for one example from within, Neither I, nor Christine of the original dimension, has had boxes fall upon either of us as the fire started, and no unconscious moment right after either. Although, while Christine is essentially like my Avatar in Cwcville, she has had Many a different situation, mental and personality aspects from myself, but she still is High-Functioning Autistic, and linked with me Mentally And Emotionally. DEFINITELY in the Emotions!

But I Digress. @Bryanfrogboy’s Story, while Mostly Matching And Reflective Of Christine and I, and our relationship with Sonichu, it would still exist in an alternate dimension where every one of those differing situations would have happened, from Cwcville’s Prime Dimension.}}



==Gay erotica poem==
[[File:Makebrycry.jpg|thumb|200px]]
On 28 April 2018, Chris participated in a contest held by Bryan, MakeBryCry, in which the person who drew him in the meanest way would win $50. Chris's entry was a portrait sketch of Bryan, which included a love poem from what seems to be Chris-chan Sonichu's perspective:<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts##MakeBryCry]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Bryan, the sexy Shrek-like vampire with messy hair; there is a unique charm that really gives you great flare! Come on over and toussel my quills, and maybe my shock therapy will cure your ills. One that brings out repressed urges, you are the man with the surges! ♥ }}

On 30 April, Chris went further, saying, "I could kiss your good-looking face anytime" in a tweet to Bryan.<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Gay for Bryanfrogboy]]</ref>

This took place during a time when the [[Idea Guys]] were persuading Chris into thinking of himself as [[Chris and sexuality|bisexual]].

==Unfollowing Chris Chan?==
On May 4, Bryan stopped following him via Twitter after Chris was trying to find an excuse on why he hasn't worked in anything Sonichu-related in the last couple of months and at the same time he mentioned Bryan, in which he replied by saying, ''Please don't drag me into this. I've drawn your OCs more than you at this point and I don't make a percent of a percent of what you make for doing nothing''. As of [[February 2019]], Bryan is following Chris' [[Twitter#CPU_CWCSonichu|current Twitter handle]].

==Possible Troll?==
People have noticed that he has been tweeting in a conversation between him and Chris that in a way seems like he's mocking Chris, for example, him saying that Chris is a beautiful soul that would never lie, someone else posting a fake picture of an Amazon ad of his comics and saying that his comic is selling well and making lots of money with Bryan jokingly going along with it, and more recently he made a template of Sonichu's face for people to print out and make their own medallion, and he claimed that Chris approved of this, only for Chris to tweet that he did not approve. Bryan later made a video defending Chris, showing these troll allegations were false.<ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=BSM1w_xvcY4</ref>

==''Chris Chan: The Prequel'' video==
On the eve of Chris' [[Chris's birthday#2019,_37th birthday|37th birthday]], Bryan uploaded an animated feature based on his ''Prequel Comic'', which he gifted to Chris via Twitter.<ref>https://twitter.com/BryanShickley/status/1099538389567598594</ref> Chris responded with plenty of gratitude:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1099639760505749504 [Protected Tweet]</ref>

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan: The Prequel (The CWC-Approved Comic)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=KXdg6QpmnGU}}
| stardate = 23 [[February 2019]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA7UNlroQqD2dGRM7_BcAGQ Bryan Shickley]
| subject =
| type =
| info = Happy Christian love day!

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu
https://twitter.com/BryanShickley

FEATURING Vadim Newquist, Buck Mullet, Gaby Castro, Hellbent,

Read comic here:
http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofi...

If you want to see my other works:
http://bryanshickleycomics.pb.gallery
}}

@BryanShickley:

{{quoteboxgreen|Happy @CPU_CWCSonichu Love Day!! The FULL animation is out. Many Thanks to @vadimnewquist/@creationistcat, @gabcas210 [[Shrek Retold|@the3GI]] and (SPOILERS) Christine as well. None of this was possible without your support and great talents!
[[File:ChrisChanPrequel_TitleCard.jpg|300px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you all for this lovely compilation. 😊
⚡️💙⚡️

I thank @gabcas210 and @vadimnewquist for their voice acting; very good work.

Also, thanks to @Heckbent for being part of it as well; just a cool dude doing his thing.}}

==The Art of Criticizing Chris Chan==

As soon as Chris Chan: The Prequel went up on YouTube, the comments were completely infested with [[weening|weens]]. Bryan was already well aware of the [[BlueSpike|Chris]] attacking Chris, but with the massive new surge of interest in Chris, the weening got really bad. He argues that trolls have a major part in Chris’ delusions, and [[A-Logging|people who troll Chris nowadays]] are bigger lolcows than him. He also gives his opinions on [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi Farms]], some of it negative and some of it positive. The next day he deleted the videos in their entirety without explanation.

==See Also==

*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Parody]]

==References==

<references/>

==External Links==
*[http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=172662 ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic'' - free to read]

{{People}}

March 2019

2019-03-08T22:15:10Z

Zook:

{{ongoing}}

'''March''' is the third month of [[2019]]. [[Image:Muffin.jpg|thumb|Chris in March 2019]]

==Highlights==
*2 March - Chris attempts to contact Elon Musk because a joke he told on The Big Bang Theory was similar to Chris’ beliefs about dimensions.
*7 March - Chris uploads [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]], revealing that some weens sent him a [[Nintendo]] Switch for his [[birthday]].
*[[bryanfrogboy|Bryanfrogboy]] makes a video defending Chris.

==Videos==
*[[March 2019 videos]]

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
</gallery></center>

{{timeline}}

Bryanfrogboy

2019-03-08T22:08:24Z

Zook:

'''Bryan Shickley''' (nicknamed "'''Bryanfrogboy'''") is an animator, graphic designer and the creator of ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic''. Bryan's creation of the ''Prequel Comic'' appeared to have caught Chris's attention on 2 January 2018,<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/948620868636299264</ref> and he began following the production of that comic as well as some of his other works ever since.

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|header1 = Information
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|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Bryanfrogboy
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 10 June 1995 (age {{Age|1995|6|10}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = American
|label6 = Race
|data6 = White
|header7 = Twitter
|data7 = [https://twitter.com/BryanShickley]
}}

==History==
[[File:CWC holding Prequel fancomic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris, holding the comic]]

Chris first discovered Bryan's Twitter account on 2 January 2018, when he saw the completed second page of the comic. At that time, Chris, along with a couple of bystanders, was curious about what this comic would become. Bryan explained that the comic was meant to be less a parody of Sonichu or Chris's life, but instead a retelling of Chris's life as told from what he believed to be Chris's point of view.<ref>https://twitter.com/Bryanfrogboy/status/948711730640666625</ref>

{{clear}}

==Chris's retrospective==
Chris has commented on some events in his life which were depicted in the comic.

===Barb's hoard===
3 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 2 of my @CWCSonichu prequel comic. Not planning on finishing - just practicing

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p2 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Please, Do complete this prequel comic; I am very curious of your take of Cwcville Christian's Past, or otherwise your interpretation of my past. For Your Information, the Pack-Ratting and Hoarding DID Bother Me a lot. Thank you.}}

===Venting about trolls===
8 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 6 of my @CWCSonichu prequel comic

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p6 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Wow! That was exactly how I Felt! It makes so much more sense to me why I impulsively put too much of myself into the earlier books like I did. I Was venting a lot. Spot on, @Bryanfrogboy. Thank you for seeing and appreciating that of me. 😊❤️}}

===The [[Love Quest]]===
9 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel page 7

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p7 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I really worked too hard on something I should not have pushed too much on, the “Love Quest”... I Really should have focused more on Sonichu, his life and all of that. Instead, I did too much with myself.

I was more selfish back then. I really regret that I was. It has done a lot of damage to everyone around me.}}

===[[shecameforcwc]]===
11 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Page 9 (pretty sure, losing track) of @CWCSonichu prequel

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p9 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|How Could they have been mutual after that, Period?! And now, despite the Original Piece being Totally Torn apart, it still reappears to haunt me. When will that symbol of my sin of lust be long forgotten? Soon, I pray. I continue to Repent.}}

===Apology to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]===
21 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel page 19 - the death of Alec Benson Leary

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p19 by BryanFrogBoy.jpeg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Oh, My Goddess! That was really dark. And such a potent look at myself in the mirror of my past. And Asperchu was only a minor thing that I took too far so many years ago. I’m sorry, Alec.}}

===Apology for saying "JEW!" to [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]]===
24 January

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu prequel pg 22

[[File:Cwcsonichu prequel p22 by BryanFrogBoy.jpg|200px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Not his Heritage, more like his cold-hearted personality.}}

@BryanFrogBoy:

{{quoteboxgreen|I just figured it was a nicer thing to write than when younger Cwc called him a Jew.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I agree, that Was most insensitive of me back then. I was more upset at Him than Judaism; I really have nothing against the Jewish people, and I am sorry for using the term as an ending insult upon him. That is not cool to do Anytime, or any situation.}}

==Argument over [[Reality Cartoon]]s==
On 3 February, Chris argued with Bryan over Twitter:

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't believe that cartoons are real in any reality, but I can't influence what Chris believes. All I can do is encourage her.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|That is a Real Shame that you say that, @Bryanfrogboy, because our “Fictional” Individuals ARE REAL, and they Do Exist; they are Alive, and Breathing and Living, just like you, I and everyone else in This World. You should Open Your Mind and Heart to them, Fully.}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|Okay I'll keep an open mind to this but I have questions. Does the Chris in my comic live a life independent of yours?}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|To answer this question, before I answer the rest of your questions in PM: Yes, that Chris does live, as depicted in your book, independent from the Christine Chandler of Cwcville’s main dimension, but in another dimension.}}

Hippostabber:
{{quoteboxred|Scary. You shouldn't feed into delusions. Do you not see the prob with this given the person i brought up who thought his char where real and killed people . Do you see no link. Its sad and just plain wrong if you are encouraging a person to believe that cartoons are real. SAD}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't think cartoons are real and don't encourage it, but I can't change her view. Chris isn't a child, if she thinks cartoons are alive she should consult a professional.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|“Consult a professional” is another insensitive comment. That is Strike Two, @Bryanfrogboy.

More appropriately, you should see it for yourself, to try to Understand for yourself.}}

Bryan:
{{quoteboxgreen|I guess if I truly believed my cartoons existed in another world, they would all be very happy and have no villains or drama. I'd owe it to my characters.}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|That is a lovely thought, but there is going to be drama and tough situations for everyone, no matter which dimension; they Earn their Happiness, as they all have fought through their trials and endeavors, like everyone. And That is why you do owe it to your character family.

Because they have fought about as much as their creator, and parental figure, which is you, has.}}

handofgalochio:
{{quoteboxyellow|So, does that mean that every interpretation of your characters constitutes a separate world?}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|Situation-wise, and to link it to Cwcville, yes. But like the Sonic the Hedgehog OCs, the OCs from Sonichu and Rosechu co-exists with the originals in the same dimension, which include Asperchu and his friends/family. But some FanFics actually do hit spot-on to the Originals in the same dimension, such as Trickie’s “[[Rosechu's Story]]”, because those situations Are mostly matching to the Original Rosey Rosechu.

Now, with regard to @Bryanfrogboy book, for one example from within, Neither I, nor Christine of the original dimension, has had boxes fall upon either of us as the fire started, and no unconscious moment right after either. Although, while Christine is essentially like my Avatar in Cwcville, she has had Many a different situation, mental and personality aspects from myself, but she still is High-Functioning Autistic, and linked with me Mentally And Emotionally. DEFINITELY in the Emotions!

But I Digress. @Bryanfrogboy’s Story, while Mostly Matching And Reflective Of Christine and I, and our relationship with Sonichu, it would still exist in an alternate dimension where every one of those differing situations would have happened, from Cwcville’s Prime Dimension.}}



==Gay erotica poem==
[[File:Makebrycry.jpg|thumb|200px]]
On 28 April 2018, Chris participated in a contest held by Bryan, MakeBryCry, in which the person who drew him in the meanest way would win $50. Chris's entry was a portrait sketch of Bryan, which included a love poem from what seems to be Chris-chan Sonichu's perspective:<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts##MakeBryCry]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Bryan, the sexy Shrek-like vampire with messy hair; there is a unique charm that really gives you great flare! Come on over and toussel my quills, and maybe my shock therapy will cure your ills. One that brings out repressed urges, you are the man with the surges! ♥ }}

On 30 April, Chris went further, saying, "I could kiss your good-looking face anytime" in a tweet to Bryan.<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Gay for Bryanfrogboy]]</ref>

This took place during a time when the [[Idea Guys]] were persuading Chris into thinking of himself as [[Chris and sexuality|bisexual]].

==Unfollowing Chris Chan?==
On May 4, Bryan stopped following him via Twitter after Chris was trying to find an excuse on why he hasn't worked in anything Sonichu-related in the last couple of months and at the same time he mentioned Bryan, in which he replied by saying, ''Please don't drag me into this. I've drawn your OCs more than you at this point and I don't make a percent of a percent of what you make for doing nothing''. As of [[February 2019]], Bryan is following Chris' [[Twitter#CPU_CWCSonichu|current Twitter handle]].

==Possible Troll?==
People have noticed that he has been tweeting in a conversation between him and Chris that in a way seems like he's mocking Chris, for example, him saying that Chris is a beautiful soul that would never lie, someone else posting a fake picture of an Amazon ad of his comics and saying that his comic is selling well and making lots of money with Bryan jokingly going along with it, and more recently he made a template of Sonichu's face for people to print out and make their own medallion, and he claimed that Chris approved of this, only for Chris to tweet that he did not approve. Bryan later made a video defending Chris, showing these troll allegations were false.<ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=BSM1w_xvcY4</ref>

==''Chris Chan: The Prequel'' video==
On the eve of Chris' [[Chris's birthday#2019,_37th birthday|37th birthday]], Bryan uploaded an animated feature based on his ''Prequel Comic'', which he gifted to Chris via Twitter.<ref>https://twitter.com/BryanShickley/status/1099538389567598594</ref> Chris responded with plenty of gratitude:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1099639760505749504 [Protected Tweet]</ref>

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan: The Prequel (The CWC-Approved Comic)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=KXdg6QpmnGU}}
| stardate = 23 [[February 2019]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA7UNlroQqD2dGRM7_BcAGQ Bryan Shickley]
| subject =
| type =
| info = Happy Christian love day!

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu
https://twitter.com/BryanShickley

FEATURING Vadim Newquist, Buck Mullet, Gaby Castro, Hellbent,

Read comic here:
http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofi...

If you want to see my other works:
http://bryanshickleycomics.pb.gallery
}}

@BryanShickley:

{{quoteboxgreen|Happy @CPU_CWCSonichu Love Day!! The FULL animation is out. Many Thanks to @vadimnewquist/@creationistcat, @gabcas210 [[Shrek Retold|@the3GI]] and (SPOILERS) Christine as well. None of this was possible without your support and great talents!
[[File:ChrisChanPrequel_TitleCard.jpg|300px]]
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you all for this lovely compilation. 😊
⚡️💙⚡️

I thank @gabcas210 and @vadimnewquist for their voice acting; very good work.

Also, thanks to @Heckbent for being part of it as well; just a cool dude doing his thing.}}

==The Art of Criticizing Chris Chan==

As soon as his video came up, the comments were completely infested with [[weening|weens]]. Bryan was already well aware of the [[BlueSpike|Chris]] attacking Chris, but with the massive new surge of interest in Chris, the weening got really bad. He argues that trolls have a major part in Chris’ delusions, and [[A-Logging|people who troll Chris nowadays]] are bigger lolcows than him. He also gives his opinions on [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi Farms]], some of it negative and some of it positive. Chris has yet to respond.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = The Art of Criticizing Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=BSM1w_xvcY4}}
| stardate = 7 [[March 2019]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA7UNlroQqD2dGRM7_BcAGQ Bryan Shickley]
| subject =
| type =
| info = The CWC Comic: https://youtu.be/KXdg6QpmnGU
https://twitter.com/BryanShickley
}}

==See Also==

*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Parody]]

==References==

<references/>

==External Links==
*[http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=172662 ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic'' - free to read]

{{People}}

Template:Picture of the now

2019-03-08T05:52:03Z

Zook:

<div class="center" style="width: auto; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;">

[[File:CWC's 2019 Birthday Letter.png|700px]]

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Template:Video of the now

2019-03-08T05:07:29Z

Zook: Relevant video

<div style="text-align: center;">

{{#ev:youtube|BSM1w_xvcY4}}

</div><noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a video, which is normally related to recent Chris activity - or in quieter times - amusing fan-created content. Suggestions for new videos of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Video of the now|this template's talk page]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

March 2019 videos

2019-03-08T00:12:51Z

Zook: Mirror

{{transcript}}

This page contains Chris's videos from March 2019.

==Very Cool Birthday Present! :)==
Chris makes a 7-minute unboxing video of the Nintendo Switch he received as a gift from [[Sarah and Steve]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Very Cool Birthday Present! :)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RbZYGKLXtHU}}
| stardate = 7 [[March 2019]]
| maker =
| subject =
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga =
| shirt =
| other =
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===Transcript===

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[February 2019 videos]]|nextlink=[[April 2019 videos]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to Twitter]]

Clyde Cash

2019-03-07T02:39:44Z

Zook:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{DeadLinks}}

{{quote|Yer [[Butt garments|butt]]'s gonna be [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|in trouble]].|[[Barbara Chandler]] to Clyde Cash<ref>[[Hooker incident#Aftermath|The Hooker Incident]]</ref>}}
{{quote|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!|[[Chris]] on Clyde Cash<ref>[[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009]]</ref>}}

{{infobox
| title = Clyde Cash
| image = [[Image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Clyde Cash
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Gregg Mays
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 4 July 1976 (age {{Age|1976|7|4}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Spouse
|data7 = [[PandaHalo]]
|label8 = Children
|data8 = Penny Cash
|label9 = Siblings
|data9 = [[Ryan Cash]] (brother)
|label10 = Relatives
|data10 = [[Vivian Gee]] (cousin)
|label11 = Occupations
|data11 = [[Troll|Internet troll]] Leader of [[The Miscreants]]
}}

'''Clyde Cash''' (alias '''Gregg Mays''' - that's [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|Gregg with three G's]]) ([[America|4 July]] [[1976]]<ref>[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]</ref>) is the leader of [[The Miscreants]] and is often considered to be Chris's arch-nemesis. Out of all of Chris's [[trolls]], Clyde Cash remains quite possibly the most popular and notorious.

In Chris's revised [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, Clyde is referred to as a "Starscream troll". This is a reference to the ''[[Transformers]]'' character Starscream, who would often switch sides or plot to overthrow Megatron behind the scenes. Chris says this [[Chris and reality|because he believes]] Clyde allegedly killed [[BlueSpike]].<ref>[[Mumble 12]]</ref>

Ironically, despite Chris' constant demonizing of him, Clyde has warned him about several things that would later return to bite him in the ass, such as his [[Chris%27s_resume|unwillingness to work]], [[Chris and money|spending habits]], and [[Women's rights|poor treatment of women]], and even [[IRC_(20_January_2009)|predicted]] Chris' innate desire to [[Tomgirl Saga|dress like a woman]].

__TOC__

{{clear}}

==Origins==
{{protip|Clyde Cash is not real. He was a fake identity taken by a single person. The CWCki treats him as if he ''were'' real because he was to Chris. It's also funnier that way. If you didn't know that without having to be told, you're about as dumb as Chris.}}

[[Image:325504 - Chris-chan clyde cash.jpg|thumb|Clyde's butt being in trouble, courtesy of Chris.]]

For the longest time, Clyde had no problems with Chris. Although he disapproved of some of the content, he was pleased to see the joy the franchise had brought his brother Ryan. Every night before bed, Clyde would read Ryan the latest ''[[Sonichu]]'' adventure until Ryan had dozed off to sleep (usually within the first three pages).

This changed when Chris announced, in his usual knee-jerk fashion, that he was going to stop drawing ''Sonichu'' [[comic]]s. Clyde tried comforting the upset Ryan to no avail. One night in mid-[[December 2008]],<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> Clyde entered Ryan's bedroom, intending to share a tray of freshly baked gingerbread men, only to find the lifeless form of his brother swinging from a light fixture. The dark silhouette of his body threw ghostly shadows across the room.

On the desk Clyde found a note - apparently the pain of not knowing whether [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] would be released from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] was too much for the young Ryan to bear. Clyde screamed, but no sounds would come out. Collapsing to the floor, he swore undying revenge on Christian Weston Chandler.
{{clear}}

==The torment begins==
[[Image:ChrisVSClyde.JPG|thumb|left|Artist's interpretation of this epic struggle.]]
[[Image:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg|thumb|[[Virginia]]: [[Virginia is for Virgins|No longer for virgins]].]]
[[Image:Clydecashandannamclerran.jpg|thumb|Clyde Cash turns [[Anna McLerran|ladies]] [[Homos|straight]].]]

Clyde's first act was to rape Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[PandaHalo]],<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> but it did absolutely nothing to Chris as he simply moved onto the next [[gal-pal]]. Chris believes that Clyde married Panda and had a "One Cent Daughter" named Penny.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

Then, Clyde [[Gregg Mays E-mails|posed as Gregg Mays]] (a web designer working for [[Nintendo]]) to gain access to [[Sonichu.net]]. Holding the site for ransom, he told Chris to make [[It's UGH!|a video proclaiming he was gay]]. He then told him to make a [[I am STRAIGHT|video declaring his STRAIGHTness]]. Eventually, Chris regained access to the site. Striking again, Clyde worked with a troll and got rid of the domain. Chris, being resilient, bought Sonichu.info. With the help of PandaHalo, Clyde managed to gain access again.

It was around this time that [[Takashi Tezuka]] and [[Jay Z]] were doing their ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' game project. Clyde then decided to make things more interesting and posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] to destroy any chance of the project. Teaming up with [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]], they created the [[Miyamoto Saga]].

[[Julie]] set up a [[Mumble]] chat in which Chris could communicate with TRUE and HONEST ''Sonichu'' fans. Clyde stalked Julie while infiltrating these chats to confront Chris. He began throwing demands to Chris such as [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|cleaning his room]]. Chris at the same time also bought SonichuandRosechu.com. Clyde got access yet again, this time with the help of Julie. In the end, it was revealed that Julie was a thirteen-year-old boy and that Clyde had staged the whole thing.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>

After that, he sent out his trusted [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Hebrew friend]] to scout out Chris's whereabouts. The MIPS turned [[Robert Simmons V]] into a troll and infiltrated [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]].<ref>[[Church Audio]]</ref> He then stole Chris's one and only date, [[Emily]].<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

When [[Ivy]] came along, he decided to continually harass her and despite Chris making a few threats, Ivy eventually gave in and rumors circulated about her killing herself.<ref>[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]</ref>

Oh, and Clyde also hacked into the [[PSN]] a few times, but then [[Jack Thaddeus]] [[Chris humps his PS3|did him one better...]]

And to think all this was done due to Chris not caring about one fan's tragic suicide.

On 22 [[May 2009]], the death of Clyde Cash, by a shotgun wound to the head, was reported by [[The Miscreants]]. The incident was deemed suicide, although some suspected foul play.
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==In the comic==
[[File:Cly.jpg|thumb|left|"Cly" in [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special'' #1]].]]
[[Image:ClydeJackGay.JPG|thumb|Artist's depiction of Clyde and Jack's final moments.]]

In the [[comic]], Cly(de) is a villain working for [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Apart from capturing [[Ivy]] and getting into a fight with Chris, he initially only appeared on [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]], officially [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special'' #1]]. Not much is known about Clyde, other than he lives in a mansion and owns a pickle gun and "slander ray."

He made his first appearance in the comic proper [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building is collapsing. When [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] escapes, he condemns Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being [[homo]] trolls. When [[Beel]] escapes, he too condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing an innocent man's good name" is just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler. With no option left, Clyde and Jack jump into the 66+6-story elevator shaft to their deaths.
{{clear}}

== Currently ==
[[Image:GaySpiderMan.jpg|thumb|Clyde Cash and his buddy [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]].]]
[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|left|thumb|Clyde with [[The Wallflower]].]]
[[File:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|Chris's bizarre attempt to [[100 2267|impersonate Clyde]].]]
[[File:Cash1.png|left|thumb|No one can be trusted when it comes to Cash!]]
[[File:Clyde mash.jpg|right|thumb|[[The Simpsons|Stupid sexy Cash!]]]]
[[File:Commissions H.jpg|left|thumb|Peace in our time.]]
After Clyde faked his death for reasons unknown, he came back with a vengeance. Chris wasn't very pleased.

In late [[2009]], when not battling [[Liquid Chris]] for the hand of [[Kacey]], Chris spent his time trying to convince Clyde Cash, alias Gregg Mays (or "Gregg Mays, alias Clyde Cash," depending on which name he remembers first) to face him in a one on one battle. Chris has recorded several feats of strength through a combination of Kacey trying to get him to get into [[obesity|shape]] and a desire to frighten Clyde with his [[Chris and health|bulging muscles]].

Chris had also a picture to blackmail Clyde, but ultimately nothing came of it other than a series of videos where Chris tries to torture Clyde.<ref>[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]], [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]], [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]], [[Getting Foam Ed]], [[Twin Falling Towers]], [[It will never end]], [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]</ref> Clyde scoffed at [[No More Jokes|the final video]].

However, because of the negative reaction to [[Sonichu Special 4|''Sonichu Special'' #4]], Chris, in the [[CWCipedia]] mailbag, made clear that he would only sit and talk cooperatively with Clyde to get him to stop harassing him.<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In_which_Chris_assumes_Clyde_Cash_would_punch_him|Mailbag 5]]</ref>

Eventually, Chris decided to revisit his old nemesis in [[2010]], believing he was the reason why he lost the heart of "[[The Wallflower]]". In it, he is shown fighting Clyde, then pulling a [[pocket knife|knife]] and [[Don't Mess With Me|slitting Clyde's throat]] as a [[Death threats|warning]] to all [[trolls]].

In another well-thought counter-trolling plan, Chris unsuccessfully [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|attempted to scam Clyde]] into paying Chris $9,001 for destroying his own [[PS3]]. This almost fail-proof scheme was however foiled thanks to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]'s vigilance.

In 2014, Chris drew art of him and Clyde making peace as part of a [[Commissions|commission]]. Notably, Chris completely screws up Clyde's height, making him look much shorter than he really is.
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==Fan videos==
{{collapsible
|Clyde Cash Fan Videos
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan KILLED Clyde Cash (Never-Before-Seen Footage)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FiTVga0G8Ws}}
| stardate = 7 [[June 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheClydeCash TheClydeCash]
| subject = | type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Particle-chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NrhdImejktI}}
| stardate = 1 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PodMonkeyCWC PodMonkeyCWC]
| subject = | type = | info = }}
}}

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[A CWC Audition]]
*[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheGreggMays Gregg's YouTube account]
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?jmmyzlznhfa Post-date Conversations] - The part with Clyde begins at about 4:35.</s> Dead link as of the 25th of August 2015.
*<s>[http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1263141624839RA18 An International Tribute to Teh Graet Clyde Cash.]</s> Dead link as of the 25th of August 2015.

{{Clyde Saga}}
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{{people}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Cash, Clyde}}
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga]]

Talk:Redbubble

2019-03-04T22:30:34Z

Zook: Not real

This is clearly not a real account by Chris. Can we delete this page? Chris doesn’t even say true and honest anymore. This is obviously by a ween.

Jack Thaddeus

2019-03-03T20:37:42Z

Zook: continuing the trend of letting people know who's real and who's not.

{{DeadLinks}}

{{protip|Jack Thaddeus, like Clyde Cash, is not real. He was a character played by CrassCrab. The CWCki treats him as if he ''were'' because he was to Chris. It's also funnier that way. If you didn't know that without having to be told, you're dumber than Chris.}}

{{Quote|Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my [[PlayStation Network]]s accounts, you expert hacker! You, you [[Chris and English|ir—rational expert]]! Motherfucking [[Chris and religion|burning-in-Hell]] hacker!|Chris on Jack<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref>}}

{{infobox
| title = Jack Thaddeus
| image = [[Image:Ahuvia.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Phillip V. Haskins-DeLici
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Jack Thaddeus CrassCrab JThadius JThadeus Felipe Delicias David Crass ADF
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[1985|12 August 1985]] (aged {{age|1985|12|8}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male [[Tomgirl|Transwoman]]
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
}}

'''Jack Thaddeus''' (born 12 August 1985) is a [[troll]] responsible for various [[PSN]]-related trollings with [[Chris]]. He is also a TRUE and HONEST [[homo]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> In [[August 2011]], Chris supposedly "outed" him as being none other than [[Internet]] lolcow '''[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Isabel_Rosa_Araujo Ahuviya Rotem Harel]''' ("ADF"), a noted [[cosplay]]er, [[Michael Snyder|JEW]], communist, and [[Asperger's syndrome|"Aspergian"]].

==PSN hax==
Jack had a sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into [[Chris humps his PS3|dry-humping his PS3]] and [[It's UGH!|singing "OK2BGay"]]. Unimpressed by Chris's performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind, but not before they were [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|archived]].

Jack worked with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to break into Chandler's PSN accounts and possibly bring about the beginning of the [[Liquid Chris]] Saga.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails#7/19/09|The Mysterious Man at Otakon]]</ref>

==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|left|Jack's ads]]

In [[November 2009]], Jack purchased advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]]. One banner ad linked to a [[gay]] rights website (noting that the creator and hero of ''[[Family Guy]]'' both support gay rights, and using the hated word "[[naïve]]"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic [[pickle|cactus]] mascot.

Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|demanded that the ads be removed]]. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "[[Kill De Jack|I'll deal with him myself]]." Whatever measures he took, though, they didn't do much good, because the original ads were soon joined by many new banners featuring pickles, [[homos]], and other things Chris hates and fears. These ads would have stayed for a long time since Jack, a gentle and generous soul, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Do NOT tamper with the advertisements (CCS)|rented all the ads-space up to the end of 2010]].

Jack eventually leased some of the adspace to [[Mao]], the webmaster of the [[Asperpedia]]. On 25 [[February 2010]], this lease apparently concluded, and Jack filled the website with dicks.

Eventually, on 18 [[March 2010]], Jack pulled all his funding from the site, forcing the Sysop to take the site down. It came back the next day under the rule of Mao.

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==In the comics==
[[Image:jacktochris.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
Jack made his first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as the [[4-cent_garbage]] building is collapsing. When [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] escapes, he condemns him and [[Clyde Cash]] for being homo trolls. When [[Beel]] escapes, he, too, condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name" is [[Wikipedia:Godwin%27s_law|just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler]]. With no option left, Clyde and Jack hold hands and together jump into the 66+6 story elevator shaft to their suicide.

==Called out==
[[image:separatedatbirth.jpg|thumb|left|Separated at birth?]]

On 16 [[August 2011]] [[Calling_out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|Chris claimed]] to have dox on Jack, and claimed that his real name was Ahuviya, that he lived in Pennsylvania, and that Jack is planning to have [[Wikipedia:Sex reassignment surgery (male-to-female)|gender reassignment surgery]] (which he did in June 2018). He demanded a video of apology to be uploaded by Jack/Ahuviya by 10 [[September 2011]]. The "Ahuviya" Chris is referring to is none other than Ahuviya Rotem Harel, a lolcow almost as big as Chris himself.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieOVxlhhdao Why Philadelphia is so much Greater than CWCville]</ref><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE7bp7GKx_U Advice for Chris-chan from Ahuviya Harel]</ref> This information is unsurprisingly fabricated, as, for one, Jack and Ahuviya's voices have only scant similarities. Regardless, Ahuviya and Chris, despite the animosity between the two, share many of the same traits and characteristics.<ref>[http://editthis.info/adfki/ADF_and_CWC ADF and CWC]</ref><ref>[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Ahuviya_Harel Ahuviya Harel] at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref><ref>[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Isabel_Rosa_Araujo Ahuviya] at the Lolcow Wiki</ref>

A week later, [[Calling_Out#Re-Calling Ahuvia|he revealed]] that "Jack" was a [[Molvanîa|communist]] and [[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark|into BDSM]]. It was at this point that Ahuviya responded to him, denouncing all the fake information Chris presented alongside his own lolcow-ness. Chris, ''still'' firmly believing the rumors, made [[Response to ADF|another video]] with his usual homophobia.

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==See also==
*[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]

==Sources==
<references/>
==External links==
*[http://editthis.info/adfki/Main_Page ADFki]
* [http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Ahuviya_Harel Lolcow Wiki] page on Ahuviya
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Talk:IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court

2019-03-02T22:47:41Z

Zook: /* Link Gone? */

== this boggles my mind ==

First of all, there is the fact that Catherine wasn't a real person, but at the same time this article contradicts that. I could understand it if it was like a voice call, but this is a real life tour, not a phone conversation. So is catherine real or not?--[[User:Zimkiller1|Zimkiller1]] ([[User talk:Zimkiller1|talk]]) 18:38, 19 March 2015 (UTC)
:She's an IRL troll --[[User:Gunter|Gunter]] ([[User talk:Gunter|talk]]) 19:14, 19 March 2015 (UTC)

== Link Gone? ==

Is this completely lost media? I feel like this is an important record of Chris and his house at the time and we need it. If anyone has it make sure to add it to this article, please. ---[[User:Zook|Zook]]

Talk:IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court

2019-03-02T22:46:19Z

Zook: /* Link Gone? */ new section

Vivian Gee

2019-03-02T22:35:27Z

Zook: slightly better link lol

{{quote|Vivian Gee is a [[Gal-Pal]]; Please Relocate the link(s) to her page as such.|Chris in the [[CWC Blog]] 14 March 2010}}
{{quote|hopefully chris will just stop. seriously|Vivian, responding to comments on the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]].}}

{{infobox
| title = Vivian Gee
| image = [[Image:Vivian.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Vivian Gee
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[Wikipedia:Bastille_Day|14 July 1987]]
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Relatives
|data7 = [[Clyde Cash]]
}}

'''Vivian Gee''' is the creator of the ''[[Sonichu]]'' [[audiobooks]] and other [[Chris]]-related videos and cousin to [[Clyde Cash]].

She is also the owner of '''Hamsty the Hamster''', a video-posting plush hamster that has already managed to kill itself several times over Chris's wonderful effects on the psyche. Since 30 [[May 2010]] Hamsty is the new owner of [[CWCipedia]], and thus of ''[[Sonichu]]''.

{{protip|Vivian Gee was a troll alias used by the same guy who was behind Clyde Cash.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/clyde-cash.1094/#post-71718</ref> This is why they left at the same time.}}

__TOC__

{{clear}}

==Contact with Chris==
[[Image:Vivi profile 8 by viviG.jpg|thumb|If you think this was Vivian, '''THINK AGAIN!''']]

Vivian, ironically, was probably Chris's only serious Internet "friend". While that might be taking it a little far, she's tried to genuinely help him. However, despite all the warnings of imminent doom, Chris ignored her regularly, and proceeded to fail spectacularly. Vivian has apparently toned down the [[white knight]] antics, and has realized Chris is an [[Autism|Idiot]] who ''cannot improve''. [[Vivian_Gee_E-mails|Several e-mails]] have been recovered so far. Most are simply Vivian saying "JESUS, STOP BEING A FUCKTARD!!" and real advice. Chris wasn't interested until it involved his Internet [[gal-pals]] or ''[[Sonichu]]''. She once [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|talked to Chris for three hours]] to convince him to get help, with no success; in her words, talking some damn sense into Chris is "like fighting a wall."

Some time later, Vivian gave Chris a copy of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|a novel]] she had written. Chris, however, most likely did not read it, as he mentioned that the cover "was nice" and was worried he was being charged for it. Had he actually sat down and read it, however, he would have probably seen some incredible similarities between the characters and settings of that story and [[CWCville|his own world]].

In [[September 2009]], [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009|a Captain's Log video]] was addressed specifically to Vivian, with Chris demanding that she close her [[YouTube]] account AND delete all the videos, "if she wants to earn back his trust" after she and [[Clyde Cash]], her cousin, had done "so much bad against him." It was soon followed by a [[Sign Destruction Video|violent death-threat video]] by Chris against Vivian, threatening to brutally dismember her and all of her family members, in which he expressed his hope that it would make her understand "the fury of [[Chris and anger|his wrath]]."

In a [[Captain's Log]] written on the [[CWCipedia]] on 14 March 2010, Vivian G.'s page is one of many listed in Chris's collection of those that are demanded to be altered after the discovery of [[The Wallflower]]'s page, completely and utterly unaware of Vivian's true nature.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4015 Captain's Log, Stardate March 14, 2010]</ref>

Vivian also sent [[Bob]] a gift for his 82nd birthday (4 September 2009), when his own autistic son forgot.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

As of May 2012, Vivian has apparently gone the way of [[Liquid Chris]], and shut down her YouTube account and moved to a new DeviantArt account.

==Extortion by Chris==
[[Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|thumb|Apologies, Mafioso-style.]]
After weeks of tension, the relationship between Chris and Vivian started to relax a little, and on 14 [[November 2009]] Chris extended an olive branch of peace. He [[Chris and remorse|excused himself]] for his lamentable attitude and decided to approve the audiobooks, in return for a cut of the proceeds. Chris, feeling smug after receiving some [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|papers from the state of Virginia]], felt the need to pressure Vivian out of her hard-earned money. He's thinking that asking for 25% of all the donations for the audiobooks should be used to support his already [[Monthly tugboat|lavish]] [[Chris and money|lifestyle]]. Vivian kindly <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cf2UM76sDU answered negatively]</s> (dead link) to the offer on her YouTube account via her spokes-"person".
{{clear}}

==Emails==
{{main|Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Vivi profile posthalloween by viviG.png|Self-portrait from dA.
image:2nd Background.PNG|October 8 image.
Image:Chris rages yet again.png|It ain't law-breaking, bro.
Image:YouDieTodayBitch.PNG|Chris sure knows [[How to Talk to Girls]].
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[Audiobooks]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin']] - The name of CWCville's bar was "Vivian's".

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==

*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100304071252/http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivitheg's YouTube channel] - Archived.
*[http://vivig.deviantart.com/ Vivian Gee's deviantART account]

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{{People}}
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[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

Vivian Gee

2019-03-02T22:30:27Z

Zook: This is a really old article that needed some updated details. I think the articles about old trolls should be made more clear.

{{quote|Vivian Gee is a [[Gal-Pal]]; Please Relocate the link(s) to her page as such.|Chris in the [[CWC Blog]] 14 March 2010}}
{{quote|hopefully chris will just stop. seriously|Vivian, responding to comments on the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]].}}

{{infobox
| title = Vivian Gee
| image = [[Image:Vivian.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Vivian Gee
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[Wikipedia:Bastille_Day|14 July 1987]]
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Relatives
|data7 = [[Clyde Cash]]
}}

'''Vivian Gee''' is the creator of the ''[[Sonichu]]'' [[audiobooks]] and other [[Chris]]-related videos and cousin to [[Clyde Cash]].

She is also the owner of '''Hamsty the Hamster''', a video-posting plush hamster that has already managed to kill itself several times over Chris's wonderful effects on the psyche. Since 30 [[May 2010]] Hamsty is the new owner of [[CWCipedia]], and thus of ''[[Sonichu]]''.

{{protip|Vivian Gee was a troll alias used by the same guy who was behind Clyde Cash.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/clyde-cash.1094/</ref> This is why they left at the same time.}}

__TOC__

{{clear}}

==Contact with Chris==
[[Image:Vivi profile 8 by viviG.jpg|thumb|If you think this was Vivian, '''THINK AGAIN!''']]

Vivian, ironically, was probably Chris's only serious Internet "friend". While that might be taking it a little far, she's tried to genuinely help him. However, despite all the warnings of imminent doom, Chris ignored her regularly, and proceeded to fail spectacularly. Vivian has apparently toned down the [[white knight]] antics, and has realized Chris is an [[Autism|Idiot]] who ''cannot improve''. [[Vivian_Gee_E-mails|Several e-mails]] have been recovered so far. Most are simply Vivian saying "JESUS, STOP BEING A FUCKTARD!!" and real advice. Chris wasn't interested until it involved his Internet [[gal-pals]] or ''[[Sonichu]]''. She once [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|talked to Chris for three hours]] to convince him to get help, with no success; in her words, talking some damn sense into Chris is "like fighting a wall."

Some time later, Vivian gave Chris a copy of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|a novel]] she had written. Chris, however, most likely did not read it, as he mentioned that the cover "was nice" and was worried he was being charged for it. Had he actually sat down and read it, however, he would have probably seen some incredible similarities between the characters and settings of that story and [[CWCville|his own world]].

In [[September 2009]], [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009|a Captain's Log video]] was addressed specifically to Vivian, with Chris demanding that she close her [[YouTube]] account AND delete all the videos, "if she wants to earn back his trust" after she and [[Clyde Cash]], her cousin, had done "so much bad against him." It was soon followed by a [[Sign Destruction Video|violent death-threat video]] by Chris against Vivian, threatening to brutally dismember her and all of her family members, in which he expressed his hope that it would make her understand "the fury of [[Chris and anger|his wrath]]."

In a [[Captain's Log]] written on the [[CWCipedia]] on 14 March 2010, Vivian G.'s page is one of many listed in Chris's collection of those that are demanded to be altered after the discovery of [[The Wallflower]]'s page, completely and utterly unaware of Vivian's true nature.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4015 Captain's Log, Stardate March 14, 2010]</ref>

Vivian also sent [[Bob]] a gift for his 82nd birthday (4 September 2009), when his own autistic son forgot.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

As of May 2012, Vivian has apparently gone the way of [[Liquid Chris]], and shut down her YouTube account and moved to a new DeviantArt account.

==Extortion by Chris==
[[Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|thumb|Apologies, Mafioso-style.]]
After weeks of tension, the relationship between Chris and Vivian started to relax a little, and on 14 [[November 2009]] Chris extended an olive branch of peace. He [[Chris and remorse|excused himself]] for his lamentable attitude and decided to approve the audiobooks, in return for a cut of the proceeds. Chris, feeling smug after receiving some [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|papers from the state of Virginia]], felt the need to pressure Vivian out of her hard-earned money. He's thinking that asking for 25% of all the donations for the audiobooks should be used to support his already [[Monthly tugboat|lavish]] [[Chris and money|lifestyle]]. Vivian kindly <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cf2UM76sDU answered negatively]</s> (dead link) to the offer on her YouTube account via her spokes-"person".
{{clear}}

==Emails==
{{main|Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Vivi profile posthalloween by viviG.png|Self-portrait from dA.
image:2nd Background.PNG|October 8 image.
Image:Chris rages yet again.png|It ain't law-breaking, bro.
Image:YouDieTodayBitch.PNG|Chris sure knows [[How to Talk to Girls]].
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[Audiobooks]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin']] - The name of CWCville's bar was "Vivian's".

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==

*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100304071252/http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivitheg's YouTube channel] - Archived.
*[http://vivig.deviantart.com/ Vivian Gee's deviantART account]

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{{People}}
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[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

CWCipedia

2019-03-02T18:36:29Z

Zook: the archive of the cwcki is currently not usable

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[[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|Chris proudly claimed the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]].]]

'''CWCipedia''' (4 [[May 2009]] – 26 [[June 2010]]; not to be confused with the [[CWCki]], which was set up by the [[Cogsdev|same webmaster]]) was a wiki set up for the sole use of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], as a sort of personal wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his [[random-access humor]], [[Chris and his Ego|ego stroking]], and "Sweet, Sweet, Sex". Furthermore, it was designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|his Wikipedia profile]].

Since its inception, Chris more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put his comics without having to pay for the resulting bandwidth use. CWCipedia also served as the ultimate test of MediaWiki's software and its usability, in that it strove to create a platform even an [[autism|autistic]] manchild/layabout can easily use. While Chris does possess some "[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)|technological]]" intelligence, he still managed to fuck it up from time to time, even with a Sysop holding his hand.

==Origins==
Cogsdev informed Chris of the CWCipedia's existence some time in May of 2009. Subsequently, Chris began to edit it on 7 [[June 2009]].

For several months Chris's use of the wiki proceeded without incident. He was able to display his comics and music, share more details of his personal life, reveal more background information about the world of [[CWCville]], and shout his bizarre homophobic rantings from the virtual rooftops in peace. The administrators of the site remained a silent, benevolent force behind the scenes.

Towards the end of 2009, this would change.

==Content==
Most of what appeared on the CWCipedia can be found on this site, within various articles. These were the main headings:

'''Christian in his Own Words''' -- A copy of what he had tried to add to his [[Wikipedia]] talk page.

'''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Collection]]'''

'''[[Videobooks|The Sonichu Videobooks Collection]]'''

'''Character Bios'''

'''The Christian Truth'''

Because the Trolls and ALL such Pig-Headed, Closed-Minded Idiots REFUSE to let me TELL them the Truth on THEIR websites with My Own Past Edits they have Undone, HERE is Where I Correct Some to Most of Their Pages filled with Half-Truths, Exaggerations and Lies.

* [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|The Revised Encyclopedia Dramatica Webpage]].

* [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]] - **Plenty More To Come.**

Perodicals - Copies of Chris's articles in [[Nintendo Power Magazine]] and [[PVCC]]'s [[Animal Crossing Documentary#PVCC's news report|news report]] about Sonichu.

[[Dating Education]]

'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'''

Please be advised by the Rules of Downloading my levels to your console.

* Downloading of said levels are for your own on-console gameplay ONLY.
* Republishing of any of my levels with any edits resulting in Mockery, Slander, Homosexual tendencies and/or Hate will be reported with the "Good Grief" to Media Molecule, which may result in being banned from the LittleBiGPlanet community. Also, view their EULA terms from within the LittleBiGPlanet Game's Pause menu.
* These Rules apply Also, respectively, to the ModNation Racers game and all Tracks, Cars and Characters downloaded therein from my own creation from my PSN "Sonichu" account.

Thank you for your Loyalty, Support

'''[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|Private villa of corrupted citizens]]'''

'''[[Spanish|CWC Speaks]]'''

'''[[Homos|Homosexuality]]'''

'''[[Story of My Love Quest Days]]'''

'''[[Family Guy]]'''

[[Mailbag]]

[[CWC Blog]]

Chris also had a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his [[Sonichu]] article, he ended up going off on a tangent explaining what had happened to [[Kel]] (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon gym. This led into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokémon he had in his team, and his collection of Pokémon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had leveled them). This somehow led to an idea for a ''Pokémon'' game system that was basically just the "Solid Vision" holographic projector system from ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', except with Pokémon. After all of that tangential nonsense, he got back to talking about Sonichu again.

==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[Image:Untitled.png|thumb|100px|left|Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.]]
[[Image:NewCWCipediaFrontpage.jpg|thumb|Chris's revised frontpage.]]
As 2009 came to a close, CWCipedia's operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it received on a daily basis and the profusion of large files that were held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], the Sysop that maintained the website for Chris turned to selling advertising space on the site. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers resided, ads could only be purchased from within the European Union. Chris made no money from advertisement revenue; all of it went towards keeping the CWCipedia up and running.

These ads were all randomly generated by metadata from Chris and the people browsing the site, not special hand-crafted ads made by [[trolls]], but because of the occasional troll with gay porn in their cookies the odd homoerotic ad appeared, and Chris was not pleased. Chris responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was the only donor who delivered over €1,000 (then US$1,482), qualifying him to create '''custom''' advertisements on the site. [[CWC Blog#7 December 2009|In a blog post]], Chris hoped that ''someone'' within the EU would be able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, as Jack had, but help to ''remove'' the [[homos|homoerotic]] ads that appeared on the site (even though most online advertisers give ''no'' such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy existed with CWCipedia either). Shockingly, none of his European fans felt like donating thousands of Euros so that Chris didn't have to occasionally glimpse a [[Brassieres For Males|shirtless man]].

On 27 December 2009, the ad space, previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar on the left side of the page, was moved to the very top of the navbar. Another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On 28 December, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for his beloved [[My Coke Rewards]] program. The sysop reverted it and reprimanded Chris, informing him that he (Chris) had no control over the ad placement.

On 30 December 2009 Chris, unable to change the now-protected main page, lashed out the only way he could, by adding a block of text to the bottom of his (already hideously ugly and cluttered) front page image, declaring that no ads were allowed on that page. Furthermore, it said that he would not remove this block of text until the offending ads were removed from the main page. In other words, Chris defaced ''his own website'' in an attempt to get ''someone else'' to stop advertising on it. This, obviously, did not work.

On 2 January 2010, Chris began cluttering the website with his ads again, shilling for [[CWC Cola|Coca-Cola]], ''[[Wild Sonichu|Avatar]]'', and [[It's UGH!|Proposition 8]]. He bestowed upon himself the title of [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Captain]], posting to CWCipedia:
{{quote|I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another [[Mailbag]] or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so [[Chris and his Ego|as Captain of this website vessel]].
'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''}}

Additionally, Chris posted the following message to his [[Twitter]]:
{{quote|C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and [[Chris and Anger|Mutiny will not be tolerated.]] Stay Safe, and have a good day.}}

As to whether or not Jack would receive forty lashes less one for his inevitable insubordination, Chris had no comment.

Due to gay porn ads on the CWCipedia, on 1 [[February 2010]] Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|unleashed]] a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] upon Mao "Bamboo" Ling, after which he "[[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologized]]" to Alec and [[Evan]].

Eventually, on 26 [[February 2010]], Jack Thaddeus returned with an unclickable ad reading "JACK'S BACK" and featuring a picture of a giant ejaculating [[duck]]. Chris, surprisingly, never reacted, conceivably not having seen it.

{{collapsible
|CWCipedia Advertisement Gallery ~ ''Note: The captions in this gallery are the alt text and links for the ads.''
|<gallery>
Image:CWCipediaAudiobookAd.jpg|[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#g/c/4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1 Watch the newest audiobooks here!]
Image:CWCipediaAutismAd.jpg|[http://www.aspergerfoundation.org.uk/ Asperger's Syndrome is a serious condition. Get the facts.]
Image:CWCipediaVlasicAd.jpg|[http://www.vlasic.com/ Taste the Juicy Crunch!]
Image:CWCipediaGayRightsAd.jpg|[http://gayrights.change.org/ Support Family Guys everywhere!]
Image:CWCipediaMexicoAd.jpg|[http://mexico-travel.com/ Discover the fascinating world of Mexico.]
Image:AxeAd1.png|We all know how [[homos|manly]] [[Axe]] is.
Image:AxeAd2.jpg|In stores now!
Image:Beepboop.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
Image:DateThree.png|[http://www.lotsofloves.com/ Quit playing the waiting game!]
Image:DebtConsolidation.gif|A [[Chris and money| Chris and his money]] are soon parted.
Image:DicksSporting.png|[http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/home/index.jsp No joke.]
Image:Diversity.png|But [[niggos|"No Darkies."]]
Image:DuckPreservationSociety.png|[http://www.woodducksociety.com/ You should always take good care of your duck!]
Image:Eyesight.png|Plus, if you go blind, you can't enjoy shirtless men.
Image:Fkinglie.png
Image:GayAutismCure.jpg|Get yours today!
Image:GayAutisticSingles.jpg|The man of your dreams could be living next door!
Image:GayAutisticSon.jpg|I bet Chris [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|could]]. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|Twice.]]
Image:GayDrawing1.png|[[Sonichu (comic)|Case in point.]]
Image:GayDrawing2.png|You know what sounds like [[Autism|artistic]]?
Image:GayForGod.png|[[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] approves.
Image:GayOtakuSexClub.jpg|Can I bring my [[Anime Wings|anime wings]]?
Image:GayPokemonDVDs.png|That's digusting! Get a [[Muscle bra|muscle bra]] and cover up!
Image:GLISTENINGHALF-NAKEDBLACKMEN.jpg|This one is my favorite.
Image:Heavenlyreward.png|After you die, you get your [[Semen#Comeuppance|comeuppance]].
Image:HEXBAWKSad.png|A [[Hex Bawx|"life upgrade"]].
Image:HGwait4u1.png|He's already a [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|fan]].
Image:HGwait4u2.png|AUTISM HOOOOOOU~
Image:Hitlerpedia.png|[http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/bill_of_rights.html Bill of Rights]
Image:HOTTHROBBINGGAYCOCKjpg.jpg|Cumming to butts near you.
Image:JoinTheNavy.gif|[http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-425.html/ DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL.]
Image:JustGuys.png|There's nothing wrong with [[High_school#Social_life|only hanging out with one gender]].
Image:Knight.png
Image:PlayNow.png
Image:Kool-Aid.png|It's recommended by 9 out of 10 High-Functioning Autistics.
Image:LearnAboutIslam.png|Chris has lots of [[mailbag|fans in the Middle East]].
Image:Lipitor.png|Better [[Chris and health|stop taking it]] before it makes you [[homos|gay]].
Image:Mystery pic.png|Can you identify our mystery penis?
Image:Naivewater.png|[[Naïve|It's not what you think it is.]]
Image:OK2BGay.png|[http://okaytobegay.blogspot.com/ There's a big difference between bending down and kneeling over.]
Image:OxieCleanAd.gif|GETS OUT AUTISM, FAST! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!
Image:PickelParty.png|Sounds promising.
Image:PicklePops.png|Pop a pickle in your mouth today!
Image:PKMN4HP.gif|That HP kid is a total [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spastic spaz].
Image:Sexvote.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
Image:Specialsomeone.png|They don't meet the [[Attraction Sign|requirements]].
Image:This2this.png|Go from [[Obesity|THIS]] to [[Clyde Cash|THIS]]!
Image:VirginiaLaw.png|[[Jerkop|I am the LAW.]]
Image:CWCipediaChrisLesGayAd.png|[http://www.eflgc.org.uk/ What do you mean, "gay and Christian"? It's not possible...or is it?]
Image:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|It seriously is.
</gallery>}}

==The Twitter feed==
{{main|Twitter}}
On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the [[Mailbag|mailbag]]. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:

{{quote|o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!

I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!

GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET) }}

Exactly five minutes later, Chris would create a special page for the Twitter feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself [[Chris and hypocrisy|the very next day]], regaling his followers with stories of him doing yardwork. The wise and the magnanimous Sysop later put the feed on the front page of CWCipedia, due to the fact that ''(ahem)'' it probably needed some wider exposure.

== A history of (un)availability ==
===CWCipedia closed due to A(I)DS===
[[Image:CWCipedia-Home-Copyright.jpg|thumb|The CWCipedia as it appeared on 1/1/10. Notice the ad about [[Asperger's]].]]
During the last weeks of 2009, Chris became more and more infuriated as the gay ads continued piling up. In desperation, Chris began placing ads of his own that didn't inspire uncomfortable questions about his sexuality. Again, the Sysop ordered Chris to cease his insubordination.

On 2 January 2010, the CWCipedia was served a cease and desist notice by the Coca-Cola Company for its unauthorized use of their logo on the site. Thus, the Sysop was forced to close the website for a few days until the matter could be resolved. Having gotten a little first-hand lesson regarding what [[Chris and copyright|copyright law]] is all about, Chris issued an [[This_was_my_fault|apology]] on YouTube. In the video, he claimed that he thought Coke would appreciate the free advertisement, naturally unaware that Coke probably don't want their products advertised on a quasi-literate homophobe's shrine to his own Sonic recolours.

Within a few days, all depictions of the logo were removed and the site was up and running.

===Closed (again) due to theft===
[[Image:Cwcipedia closed again.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia's source page as of 2/6/10.]]
In the early morning of 6 February 2010, the CWCipedia was closed down again, this time thanks to a [[Wikipedia:Digital Millennium Copyright Act|DMCA]] request from representatives of [[Evan|Evan George]]. According to the request, Chris's use of the character [[Simonla Rosechu]] on his website and in his comics infringed upon Evan's intellectual property, as Simonla was clearly derivative of Evan's character [[Simonchu]]. This was most likely triggered by Chris's announcement, [[5 February 2010|in a video from 5 February]], that he agreed to do away with Simonla and stop featuring her in his comics, but only at an unspecified "later" time.

Three days after the CWCipedia was locked to edits, it was wiped from the Internet entirely. In its place appeared a redirect link to Asperpedia; however, due to a bug, it redirected to an online role-playing game, ''Dogs of the Seas''.

===CWCipedia lives on===
On 12 February 2010, the CWCipedia was revived to a certain extent. Although it was still locked to edits and only a "login required" screen was accessible, it was functional enough for Alec Benson Leary to display the first two pages of [[Asperchu#Sonichu_Revolution|''Sonichu Revolution'']]. The next day, Chris fulfilled [[Evan]]'s request and the CWCipedia was restored for all people to see. ''Sonichu Revolution'' continued onward from there, prominently featured at the top of every page of the CWCipedia.

On 24 February 2010, a new set of ads appeared on the CWCipedia, calling Chris out on his [[Christian Love Day (video)|unwarranted self-importance]] on his birthday, with a message from Sean imploring fans to give gifts to victims in Haiti instead. For a few days after this, visitors were treated to the sight of a series of animated ads featuring gigantic ejaculating cocks, revenge from Jack Thaddeus in response to Chris's execution of the Asperpedia Four at the end of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].

===Closed due to parody===
{{quote|Also, you might want to take a look at your site before you go around advertising it... Some pretty vulgar vandalism you have going on there on a majority of pages.|Some guy on LittleBigWorkshop. Chris never read this and discovered the vandalism the next day.}}

Going into [[March 2010]], Chris appeared to lose all interest in updating the site or presenting any meaningful new content. He neglected updating the Mailbag and stopped uploading new comic pages. His only additions to the site in the first three weeks of March were a series of rants directed at trolls and his fans, where he accused them of breaking up his pursuit of [[The Wallflower]] and complained that the demand for new ''Sonichu'' comics was ruining his life.

On 18 March 2010, CWCipedia was taken down and replaced with a redirect to a [[parody]] version of the website run by [[Mao]]. The Sysop had decided to allow Mao to buy a permanent redirect for $100. Since Chris was the Captain, he decided to sail the S.S. ''CWCipedia'' into an iceberg and let it sink, making Jack pull all his funding and forcing the Sysop to shut the site down for good.

===CWCipedia opened for everybody===
{{main|CWCipedia vandalism}}
{{Quote|STOP THIS!!! THIS IS MY DOMAIN, and I WILL NOT HAVE YOU FAGGOTS SCREW IT UP!!!|Chris, somewhat upset.}}
[[Image:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|One of the hundreds of images uploaded by trolls during their epic vandalism.]]
A day later, however, the original CWCipedia returned. At the same time, Mao was given sysop, bureaucrat, and oversight powers on the site, suggesting the arrival of a new "captain" on deck. The result was much good vandalism, most notably on the main page itself, by "Kine", "SEANBOTMK2", "ALECBOTMK2", "EVANBOTMK2", and "Metal Asperchu". Soon, account creation was enabled for all and the website was vandalised beyond recognition in a glorious blizzard of [[pickle|pickles]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|unflattering internal links]].

===CWCipedia death and resurrection===
Early on 22 March, the Sysop returned to the site after being busy on other projects and quickly reversed everything back to the pre-Mao state of the site. However, much of the vandalism continued to remain in the history of many of the pages, and several pages were not changed back, either due to her skipping over them or simply not caring.

During the early hours of 31 March, the front page of the CWCipedia [[Patti Chandler|decomposed]] into HTML code. This was attributed to the nature of the 110mb server. The [[Honest content|TRUE and HONEST]] version created by [[Mao]] died in July.

Whether it was coincidence or an act of Godbearjesus, the CWCipedia came back on Easter Sunday. It is more likely that some technicians actually worked through the Easter weekend just so an autistic manchild could carry on putting up badly drawn comics when he felt like it.

===Traitorous mutiny===
On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop uploaded the rest of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] and updated the [[Captain's Log]]. However, many quickly learned that these new pages may not have been as TRUE and HONEST as they first appeared, as they involved [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] filing for divorce, [[Reginald Sneasel]] whipping [[pickle|it]] out in front of [[Robbie]], [[Sandy]] getting hit by a car, [[Wild]] committing suicide by blowing his head off, and all three of the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu kids]] getting killed by drinking detergent (actually, Cerah survived, but was put out of her misery by being smothered with a pillow). Two days later, Chris discovered the vandalism and replaced all of the images with a disclaimer that work on ''Sonichu'' #11 was ongoing. He then called out on the Sysop's "traitorous mutiny", but was willing to forgive her, probably by virtue of [[Chris and gender|her sex]]. He then ranted about how he would find peace off the Internet, [[Youtube Finale|suggesting he may]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|quit the Internet]]... again. ('''SPOILER ALERT:''' He didn't.)

===A new face===
{{quote|DO NOT "[[South Park|SOUTH PARK]]" MY WORK.|Chris, on Daria's changes.}}
On 13 [[May 2010]], a new user called DariaCamacho appeared on the CWCipedia. She then proceeded to edit the main page and its templates as well as making new character bios. Chris, still highly paranoid after [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], reverted her edits on 14 May. The next day, displaying HTML skills similar to Chris, she broke the main page, which was again reverted, and added a message to her talk page asking Chris why he didn't appreciate her edits. [[Ego|We all know why.]] Chris then added his own response on 16 May, telling her not to "[[South Park]]" his work.

DariaCamacho was eventually revealed to be Mao.

===CWCipedia gets gang-banged (again)===
On 26 May 2010, CWCipedia was hacked, again. And once again, it was open to everyone. Several pages, once blanked and/or deleted were restored, and [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] had the FALSE and DISHONEST comic pages back up.

Frustrated by this new wave of trolling, Chris, [[100 2188|in a video message]], abandoned ship:

{{quote|As of today, May 27, 2010, I, Christian Weston Chandler, relinquish what was the Cwcipedia. [[Chris and copyright#Copyright registration|I am keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday, as well as my Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all therein.]]

I stand by my own past statements, and I ignore and heavily disagree with, detest and abolish all that are stated Against me on the Internet.

[[Chris and his Ego|I never meant to become famous]], and I wish to [[Manchester High School|go back]] to when there was little against me.}}

With the declaration made, the CWCipedia rapidly begin to dissolve into chaos. However, Mao Ling swooped in and rescued it. Given to [[Vivian Gee]], the CWCipedia was revived and a new season of ''Sonichu'' began.

===The end===
On 26 June 2010, the CWCipedia (or "''Sonichu'' Fans Wiki", as it had been called by its [[Asperpedia|new owners]]) was finally terminated. Fortunately, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page a copy of the site as it was before the vandalism and takeover (for the most part)] was kept so future generations can bear witness to the failure that was the CWCipedia. The vandalism is all preserved too, in the "history" tab of the articles.

==See also==
* [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]

==External links==
* <s>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia]</s> '''DELETED'''
* <s>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia, Pre-Vandalism (Mostly)]</s> '''Link Down'''

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:CWCipedia]]

TF2 Analysis

2019-03-01T22:56:46Z

Zook: Added important details relating to the reasons for his outburst.

{{Ongoing}}
{{quote|........ HA! HA! HA! Really Funny! HA! HA! HA!........ 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡|Chris having a mental breakdown after being blocked by someone on twitter.}}

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[[File:Chrisblockreaction.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris takes being blocked well.]]
In [[January 2019]], several members of '''TF2 Analysis blocked Chris on Twitter''' after either being harassed by [[weens]] tagging them or as a preemptive measure after finding out about Chris's [[autism|personality flaws]]. In an extreme online move for Chris, he responded by briefly protecting his account and then subsequently moving to a new, protected handle in an attempt to minimize troll harassment. Christorians have marked this event as the start of Chris' "Soft Exile".

==Prologue==
Chris has [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|always]] been a fan of My Little Pony; however, his interest in the franchise peaked in [[2017]], with notable events including the creation of [[Sonichu 12-9]] protagonist [[Night Star]] and his attendance of [[BronyCon 2017]]. From this point, Chris would [[Chris and socialization|interact with a number of]] My Little Pony cast and crew, as well as contributors within the Brony community. It is likely that Chris' ongoing attachment to the franchise partly stems from the fact that it provides the most social interaction (online and in person) that he does beyond his local [[Charlottesville, VA|stomping ground]].<ref>[[BronyCon#Aftermath]]</ref>

Chris is no stranger to people blocking him on Twitter. [[August 2017|Not even two years prior]], his interactions with [[Planet Dolan|Planet Dolan's]] [[DoopieDoOver]] concluded with Doopie blocking him and even his [[NightStar2891|sockpuppet account]]—severing a potential [[Sweetheart|sweetheart]] from Chris' perspective.

Later that same month, through both [[Autism|Chris' nature]] and the [[Michael Hirtes|activity of the]] [[Weening|ween masses]], Brony voice actor [[Nowacking]] blocked Chris on Twitter.<ref name="nowacking">[[August 2017 tweets#Blocked by Nowacking]]</ref> Taking a less radical approach than upcoming events, Chris became the spokesperson of a new [[BlockTheTrolls|hashtag campaign]]. He rallied his followers to block the trolls who peeved those who Chris followed. Realizing the futility of his campaign, he did what most people would have done in the first place and [[Jessica Quinn|moved on]].

BronyCon 2018 was a mostly positive experience for Chris. Despite [[BronyCon#Nowacking rejection|a failed truce with Nowacking]], BronyCon introduced Chris to the talents of artist [[BronyCon#Mad Munchkin Panel|Mad Munchkin]] and reviewer [[DRWolf]], having attended their panels.

==TF2 Analysis==
[[File:Chris Chan Sonichu in TF2 Analysis.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wants to insert his [[Chris-chan Sonichu|self-insert]] into TF2 Analysis (uploaded post-block).]]

'''TF2 Analysis''' is an online animated series, featuring an ensemble cast of Brony analysts — prolific members of the My Little Pony fan community who review episodes, merchandise, fan productions, etc.<ref name="TF2">https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/TF2Analysis</ref><ref>https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebVideo/MLPAnalysis</ref> A fan production crossover of My Little Pony and Valve's ''Team Fortress 2'', the cast of TF2 Analysis includes a number of Brony celebrities such as [[:File:Night Star and ILoveKPaLot.jpg|ILoveKimPossibleAlot]], as well as aforementioned artists from BronyCon 2018. A popular episode of this series is a [[2014]] short titled ''TF2: Analysis Anarchy''.<ref name="TF2"/>

===Chris following the Brony analysts===
Chris discovered the series as early as [[September 2018]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1037157934726369281</ref> As he became more invested in the series, he started to follow several of the cast members via Twitter — most notably, Munchkin and Wolf, fantasizing about being a part of their group.

In September 2018, Chris introduced a new OC, [[A little bit of Gary Stu|Gary Stu]]<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1038034559894532096</ref>, intended as a counterpart to Munchkin's Mary Sue. Spurred on by the participation of Brony analysts, in early January 2019, Chris took part in the [[Brony Babes|#BronyBabes]] campaign to improve his physical fitness.<ref name="babe">https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1082773058174283782 [See also: [https://twitter.com/fieryaramau/status/1082733445468442624 linked Tweet]]</ref>

As part of his reaction to being shunned by the bronies, Chris retreated to his fantasyland, claiming on 26 January 2019 that in the [[sister dimension]], he is friends with them and a part of the TF2 Analysis crew:

{{quotebox|I have been the #TF2 #AnalysisAnarchy Red Spy since last November. My hubby, @[[MagiChan111448]], talked with the real Dr. Wolf and Firebrand there and set it up. I NEEDED the Training, and the practice, teamwork and all has been very good and beneficial for me. I did make allies and friends with my teammates, the OCs, themselves. Another reason why I am clearing things up with their creators here: to keep it from getting awkward. This ol' soul and this body and mind can't handle the stress and anxiety as well as it used to. Though the strength has been in the soul moreover the body. But I digress.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088967152609185792</ref>}}

==Blocks==
{{Incomplete}}
For Chris, a productive day on Twitter involves seeking validation by responding to the posts of those he follows—his responses often an insight on his personal life. To those he follows, his comments are unflattering at best. To further exacerbate, constantly monitoring his activities are the hundreds of weens who seek to elicit a reaction from him. Their typical method is to warn users of [[26 December 2014|Chris']] [[TooManyGames|previous]] [[Dimensional Merge|exploits]].<ref name="nowacking"/>

Fed up with the excessive activity (originating from one single reply), the users will usually end this by blocking Chris' profile.<ref name="tabitha">[[NightStar2891 tweets#Twitter spam for Tabitha]]</ref> Being blocked by these people prevents him from viewing their posts, eliminating a source of (one-sided) interaction online that is not interaction with [[trolls]]. The bulk of the blocks spanned across whole month of January, with Chris reaching breaking point, later that month:

{{collapsible
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File:EliyoraBlock.jpg|01/16
File:DustyBlock.jpg|01/20
File:JoshScorcherBlock.jpg|c. 01/20
 
File:LightningBlissBlock.jpg|c. 01/20
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File:MadMunchkinBlock.jpg|01/22
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In a [[A message to everyone, and the Haters and Bullies|video message to trolls and bullies]], Chris alluded to their actions against both him and the Brony analysts, believing their motivation was the result of lack of self-confidence and [[Chris and his Ego|jealously]]. Chris' irritation towards being blocked reached a breaking point when on 22 January—the same day Mad Munchkin blocked him—he uploaded a [[AHH!|video of himself screaming into the camera]].

===Apology drawings===
{{See also|Chris and remorse}}
[[File:ChuggleDBuglApology.jpg|thumb|200px|right|One of Chris' "apology" drawings.]]
January 24th: Chris put [[Chris and art|pen to paper]] and devised a new plan to redeem himself in the eyes of the analysts: Chris would produce individual drawings, featuring the analysts' ponysonas interacting with [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Chris' character]], as a means of apologizing to the analysts. An opportunity for Chris to take responsibility and admit that his behavior may have been [[Naïve|inappropriate]] had presented itself. In spite of [[DoopieDoOver#NightStar2891|previous attempts]] [[BronyCon#Nowacking rejection|at doing this]], Chris nonetheless remained positive for a resolution to the conflict.
{{quotebox|Anyway, I want to make personal apologies and amends to those who blocked me, as listed earlier. I am reaching out to the #Brony #Artists and #Analysts who know them. I am open for suggestions on how best to apologize and make amends. Please respond in DM to me on Twitter. Thanks<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088499305437118464</ref>}}
{{quotebox|Right! Back to work on those Apology Pages and Drawings.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088967304417894400</ref>}}
Chris distributed the artworks via his sockpuppet account.<ref name="chuggle">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-1-24-chriss-new-twitter-sock-account.52584/page-8#post-4263563</ref>

User ''ChuggleDBugl'' publicly shared the drawing Chris sent him. With the assumption that all drawings were similar to the aforementioned, in a twist that is not unlike Chris, he refused to solely take blame and worked in the analysts apologizing to ''him'' on paper.<ref name="chuggle"/>

===Chris snaps===
{{quote|@CWCSonichu Don't ever contact my friends EVER again you monster. You're disgusting don't you dare try to play the victim. You're not a victim YOU ARE scum.|This tweet sent Chris off the rails<ref name="bloom">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-1-26-a-brony-calls-chris-scum-he-gets-depressed-tries-to-guilt-trip-her.52647/</ref>}}

January 26th: In the midst of the blockings, Chris caught the attention of a Brony with close ties to members of TF2 Analysis. After finding out about Chris orbiting her friends, she posted a very firm response, and later blocked his main account.<ref name="bloom"/> Having slept on this (or lack thereof), later that morning, Chris, broke down via a wall of [[Random-access humor|random-access humor]] which he eventually deleted:
{{quotebox|No Sleep For Scum!

If you would like to see this slip of scum sleep for the night, dial "963" on your speed dial, while looking for granola in the bottom of the ocean with [[Barbara Chandler|humpback whales]] while wearing Mario [[Chris and cosplaying|Frogsuits]] provided by [[Bob Chandler|Lumberjack]] incorporated. [[Chris and music|Hee-hee]]. Ugh.

Tonight's order of Fried Brains has been brought to you by Harmony Aroma Dancers of Pizza joe in Lumbago, Nicaragua. Random [[CWC-isms|isms]] are also brought to you by Harmony Aroma Dancers In New York, Zimbabue <''sic''> and Cucamonga. Yee-Hee! Enjoy Marshmallows and Jelly Beans In your Strawberry Jam and Parmesan Pizza Pie, made with the help of Eskimos and Rubber Chickens! Bon Apetit <''sic''> and Headaches!

You can buy Corn and Rice with Turnips at the Shoe Store with Termites!

For a dollar, we'll make everyone hollar <''sic''>, with a nickel for admission.}}
Responding to concerned fans:
{{quotebox|I'm Not Depressed! I'm Brain-Fried with a side order of No Sleep Parsnips! Hee-Hee!

No Sleep Parsnips; for those times you want to be awake for [[Biological clock|78 Hours Straight]], or just accidentally want to not be able to fall asleep and have a nightmare. [[Chris and stress|Stressco]]: the home of Very Scary and Wake-Up! products.

Eeee...Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!}}

Chris then called upon the help of his sockpuppet account and "[[Polyamorous marriage|husband]]", ''[[MagiChan111448]]'', to berate and guilt trip the Brony for giving him insomnia:
{{quoteboxpurple|You Do realize your piece left Missus Chandler on continuing No Sleep, and the sun has likely risen in her time zone. Judging by the more recent Tweets that were deleted, her brain was worse damaged by being referred to as Scum.

To use that term with her; How Dare You, madam?}}
She later blocked "[[Magi-Chan|Chris' hubby]]".<ref name="bloom"/>

==Response to these blocks==
{{Incomplete}}

Chris responds poorly to getting blocked by those he follows on Twitter and his responses often take the form of vocal outbursts against the trolls who he thinks got him banned. Chris has extended his apologies to those who have been affected by his outbursts on Twitter but he still holds resentment towards the trolls. Chris has stated that the mass blocking he has received from his favorite Twitter users has left him with PTSD related symptoms and has made it clear that this form of trolling has been particularly distressing to him.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088575181675741185</ref> Chris claims he outbursts the way he does because he wants to make the trolls feel the way he did at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. According to Chris, these memories are coming back because of his current therapist.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088162388703105024</ref>
He has made several videos and a hand drawn [[SnchuBlockedByBronies|comic]] on the subject of being blocked.

As the game of Block the Autistic, America's favorite new sequel to its similarly named franchise hit, continued to rage across Twitter Chris began retreating into a state of denial once more about how much it was affecting him. Since he could no longer convince himself that all the various twitter accounts he followed had blocked their favorite autistic [[Chris_and_socialization|friend]] and [[Dimensional_Merge|CPU Goddess]] Miss Christine Weston Chandler by mistake, he began claiming that it must be a new trend<ref>https://kiwifarms.is/threads/twitter-1-30-chris-tries-to-portray-twitter-blocks-as-just-a-meme.52789/</ref>.

Opting for an '[[Chris and religion|eye for an eye]]' approach, Chris sought to restart with a clean slate by blocking most of his Twitter followers. Realizing that sifting through tens of thousands of followers would be a colossal effort, Chris ceased after removing 5000+ followers. By 31 January, Chris' followers plummeted from approximately 31,500 to 26,000.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1090992808494813184</ref>

==List of people Chris has been blocked by==
'''Note:''' "TF2" denotes past or present members of TF2 Analysis.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Account
! Description
! Reason for block
|-
|@AmyMethvenart '''TF2'''
|Artist, YouTube film critic, and Brony (aka '''Mad Munchkin''')
|
|-
|@Dusty_Kat '''TF2'''
|Brony (#BronyBabes<ref name="babe"/>)
|Ween spam<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4222823/</ref>
|-
|@Eliyora '''TF2'''
|Sells jewelry on Etsy, also a Brony
|
|-
|@joshscorcher '''TF2'''
|YouTube critic, and Brony (aka '''Firebrand''') (#BronyBabes<ref name="babe"/>)
|
|-
|@Lightning_Bliss '''TF2'''
|Brony, and lets-player (#BronyBabes<ref name="babe"/>)
|Disapproves of Chris's reputation<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3812390/</ref>
|-
|@SEGASister '''TF2'''
|Singer, and Brony
|Ween spam.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4222922/</ref>
|-
|@Ayn_Wye '''TF2'''
|Artist
|Undetermined<ref name="extra">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-2-12-chriss-new-twitter.53309/post-4346686</ref>
|-
|@DaJoestanator '''TF2''' ('''implied''')
|Voice actor, writer (aka '''Jasper Pie''')
|Undetermined<ref>[[Address to and for the Brony Analysts and Artists]]</ref>
|-
|@Nowacking
|Voice actor in various MLP fan films
|Ween spam.<ref name="nowacking"/>
|-
|@ChaoticChimera
|Brony
|Chris' actions<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-1-24-chriss-new-twitter-sock-account.52584/post-4242533</ref>
|-
|@ChirashiKibo
|Artist and singer
|Is a ween, faked blocking Chris for attention.<ref>https://archive.fo/sJ2f8</ref>
|-
|@Bloom_Tazza93
|Voice actor, Let's Player, friend of TF2 Analysis members
|Became aware of Chris' activity on friends' profiles<ref name="bloom"/>
|-
|@ChuggleDBugl ('''implied''')
|Let's Player, supporter of TF2 Analysis
|Undetermined<ref>https://twitter.com/ChuggleDBugl/status/1090113818926243840</ref>
|-
|@StTabitha
|Voices a whopping '''73''' characters in MLP
|Ween spam<ref name="tabitha"/>
|-
|@DoopieDoodles
|Artist, voice actor (Doopie's second account)
|Likely realized it was Chris<ref name="extra"/>
|}

==Subsequent events==
On 9 February 2019, Chris opened a new Twitter account, [[@CPU_CWCSonichu]], in order to evade blocks. He was eventually reblocked by the TF2 Analysis crew after weens tattled on him.

On 22 February, Chris said he'd had enough of the Twitter drama, tweeting:

{{quote|I wish to go on record now that I am soo over the whole blocking mess. I have no concern over who blocked me, and those people can live their lives as they will. I am Through with them all.}}

==See also==

*[[Chris and the Internet]]
*[[Kick the autistic]]
*[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter]
*[[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!]]
*[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]
*[[Address to and for the Brony Analysts and Artists]]

==References==
<references/>

March 2019

2019-03-01T22:27:37Z

Zook: added image

{{ongoing}}

'''March''' is the third month of [[2019]]. [[Image:Muffin.jpg|thumb|Chris in March 2019]]

==Highlights==

==Videos==
*[[March 2019 videos]]

==Gallery==
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{{timeline}}

File:Muffin.jpg

2019-03-01T22:22:36Z

Zook: chris with muffin

== Summary ==
chris with muffin

User:Zook

2019-03-01T22:13:50Z

Zook: hi

hi im zook

Rental House Tour

2019-03-01T03:16:53Z

Zook: deadlinks

{{DeadLinks}}

The '''Rental House Tour''' is the last in the series of events of 31 [[August 2014]], which had begun with the [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]] and had continued with the [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]. That afternoon, Chris, [[Catherine]], and her cousin Al stopped by the [[Rental House]] to meet [[Barb]] and [[Clover and Snoopy|the beagles]]. Note that every time Catherine sneezes, it's an attempt to prevent Chris from putting his arm around her or kissing her.
[[File:Rental House June 2014.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The rental house.]]

==Summary==
* Chris shows them his [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego version of Manchester High]] and some little figures of [[Catherine]] and himself.
* They find that Chris has a picture of Catherine on his night stand.
* Chris confirms that all of his [[Playstation 3]] [[Video games|games]] have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].
* Chris shows off his [[High School]] yearbook and talks about each of his [[gal-pals]].
* Chris talks about his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]], who are horribly trained and cared for and who go berserk if they see someone they don't recognise.
* Chris and [[Barb]] talk a little about [[Daniel Weston]].
* Barb tells the story about how [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] almost died of an infection.
* Barb explains how they're British royalty.
* The background music, which appears to consist of orchestral versions of [[Beatles]] songs and other 50s/60s hits, lends the entire exchange an air of classic Hollywood melodrama, as if Katharine Hepburn were about to slap someone or burst into tears at any moment.

==Part One==
===Audio===
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Rental House Tour Audio Part Two
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|OM3sVmzbUoA}}
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al, [[Barb]], [[Clover and Snoopy]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| previous = [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court|14BC Tour Video]]
| next = Rental House Tour Audio Part One
}}
===Transcript===
====Introductions====

'''Al''': Hey Chris!

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Is it alright if I park right there?

'''Chris''': That’s fine.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': You’re OK. Don’t worry about it.

'''Al''': Damn, this is a…

'''Catherine''': [?]

'''Al''': Yeah, this is a nice place.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': It’s a nice little neighborhood.

'''Chris''': It’s two stories but only about two-thirds of the width.

'''Al''': Yeah. So you’ve been livin’ here since when?

'''Chris''': Eh, since last February.

'''Al''': Oh.

'''Chris''': [entering house] Hello!

'''Al''': Howdy.

'''Chris''': [[Clover and Snoopy|Hi Snoopy! Hi Clover!]] Hi mom.

'''Al''': Howdy.

'''Barb''': Hi.

'''Chris''': Um, Barbara Anne, this is, this is…

'''Catherine''': Nice to meet you.

'''Chris''': That’s Catherine and her cousin Al.

'''Al''': Glad to meet ya. I’m Big Al.
[[File:Clover and snoopy.jpg|thumb|200px|right|They're a lot fatter now.]]
'''(one or more of the dogs start baying)'''

'''Catherine''': …meet you…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOOOO!

'''Chris''': Oh…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!

'''Chris''': Snoopy…

'''Al''': There’s some, yeah they seem a little bit worked up there.

'''Chris''': Yeah, that’s Snoopy, and that’s Clover.

'''Catherine''': …house.

'''Al''': Well howdy Snoopy, howdy Clover.

'''Barb''': They’re part fox.

'''Chris''': Huh huh!

'''Catherine''': They are cute.

'''Al''': Oh, no kiddin’.

'''Catherine''' I love dogs, so.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Dog:''' Bark!

'''Catherine''': Alright, we’ll let you…

'''Al''': Yeah, we’ll let you get to…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOO! AROOOOOO! AROOOOOO!

'''Chris''': …the door.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Ah, thank you.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Oh, actually and I had also got you a case…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO! AROOOOOOO! AROOOOOOO! AROOO!

[chaos]

'''Al''': OK, OK.

'''Chris''': Anyway, [?].

'''Al''': Don’t bite me!

'''Catherine''': Oh, thank you.

'''Chris''': Yeah, and I…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!

[?]

'''Al''': They seem pretty loud.

'''Chris''': Yeah, they get loud, when there’s new people.

====Touring Chris's playroom====

'''Al''': Aw, cool! Dude, is this your room?

'''Chris''': Yeah, that’s my work room.

'''Al''': Can I go in for a moment?

'''Chris''': Yeah. Sure.

'''Dog:''' AROOOOO!

'''Chris''': Hey now, doggies, calm down! That’s good. [To Al]: I had to pretty much prepare for Catherine’s staying over for a while longer at least. I had a second, I had, I made room for a second ''chair''.

'''Al''': So, so what is all this then?

'''Chris''': Yeah, pretty much some random things, but that’s a high school I built based on the one from Heartlake High. I dedicated building that to [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]]. Took me about a ''month'' to build that.
[[File:Rebuilths3.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's Lego high school as it appeared in the rental house.]]
'''Dog:''' AROOOOO!

'''Al''': Really.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Well see Chris, you have, you spent a month to build that?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Well see, that’s dedication right there.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': With your [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and stuff, you can do the same thing, if you can be dedicated. Like if you can work on that for a month…

'''Chris''': Yeah...

'''Al''': …you can spend a month working on a comic book.

'''Chris''': Yeah. [Wants to change the subject] Anyway, yeah, I built this house on multiple houses. And here’s our minifigs, me and Catherine.

'''Al''': Awww.

'''Chris''': Yeah, I pain-, I painted a kilt on her.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah, it’s a [[Lego]] head on a…

'''Al''': Oh, so that’s like the little kilt right there then?

'''Chris''': Uh, it’s like a…

'''Al''': Is that a [?] or…?

'''Chris''': That’s denim skirt.

'''Al''': Oh. Oh.

'''Chris''': Yeah but, I used paper to make that.

'''Al''': Neat, yeah, and that’s little Catie. What’s that around her neck, is that like a little medallion, or…?

'''Chris''': Yeah. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[medallion]]. Uh, on my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]], I eventually would give them.

'''Al''': Oh. Cool.

'''Chris''': And custom minifigures of the hedgehogs.

'''Al''': So did you make those yourself then?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So you seem to have an interest in arts and crafts, then.

'''Chris''': Yes.

'''Al''': Neat. So what’s…

[Catherine enters]

'''Chris''': [cloying voice] Yeah that’s you.

'''Catherine''': Is that me? Oh that’s even tinier than I thought. Oh that’s so cute.

'''Chris''': And here, and here I am.

'''Catherine''': Oh, they’re cute. [giggles] That’s so cute. There you go.

'''Al''': [Feigning awe] Dude.

'''Catherine''': Wow, you’ve got a lot of [[Lego]]. I didn’t realize you had that much.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So, what, what’s in this case right here, is this…?

'''Chris''': Oh that’s my medicine case. It’s got my [[Chris and health|prescription medicine]]…

'''Al''': Oh.

'''Catherine''': [?]

'''Al''': Yeah, yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah, too bad you’re not staying, we could have watched [[Wikipedia:Gigi (1958 film)|Gigi]].

'''Catherine''': Yeah I’m sorry, we’ve got to get out of here.

====Next stop: the bedroom====

'''Chris''': Yeah. Uh, at least let me show you the uh, my bedroom. It is right there.

'''Catherine''': So, you go right ahead.

'''Al''': So this is sort of like your office, then?

'''Chris''': Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Here’s where I sleep.

'''Catherine''': Oh it’s a nice room. Wow, it’s a Skylanders.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': There’s a lot, how many…? [counting?]

'''Al''': Catie, can I take a look for a mom-?

'''Catherine''': [joking] No, you can’t.

[Al and Catherine goof around]

[Elevator music starts up]

'''Catherine''': Wow.

'''Al''': Oh you have a nice set up in here, man.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So is this your TV then?

'''Chris''': Uh, that’s, yeah, that’s a 3D TV, from Sony [[Playstation]].

'''Al''': Dude, you got a lot of PS3 [[Video games|games]]!

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Did these survive [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], or…?

'''Chris''': Yes, they all did. Every last one.

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s fortunate.

'''Al''': Oh that’s good, yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Oh…

'''Al''': So do you have…?

'''Chris''': …do you happen to have an interest in video discs as well?

'''Al''': Dude, those things are so old - do you collect those?

'''Chris''': Uh…

'''Al''': Have you had those ever since…?

'''Chris''': We had these, we had these a lo-, pretty much all my life.

'''Al''': Oh, Catie, take a look at the night stand there!

'''Chris''': Yeah, this is pretty much our entire collection of…

'''Catherine''': [Slightly horrified] Oh, I didn’t realize you kept my picture on your night stand. Oh wait, I think you did tell me that.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': You kept my picture on your night stand. That’s so cute...

'''Al''': So what game system do you got, is that, uh, Sega…?

'''Chris''': Sega Dreamcast.

'''Catherine''': Oh I remember that…

'''Al''': And who’s that?

'''Chris''': That’s [[Robert Chandler|my father]].

'''Al''': Oh.

'''Chris''': That’s Mr. C right there.

'''Al''': So you keep that there too?

'''Chris''': That’s Catherine and Mr. C.

'''Catherine''': Do you think he would approve of me?

'''Chris''': How do you feel?

'''Catherine''': I like to think so.

'''Chris''': And that, then I think he does.

'''Catherine''': He see-, he seems a little bit… interested in your best [unintelligible]

====High school reminisces====

[music swells]

'''Chris''': Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that’s uh, I ended up with two copies of the senior yearbook.

'''Al''': Why two copies?

'''Chris''': Uh, uh, I think it’s because, uh, well, wound up, separate purchases, I think.

'''Al''': Oh. So somebody like, filled out a form wrong or something?

'''Chris''': Yeah, I think so.

'''Al''': So who were your [[gal-pals]] then, that you were talking about in high school? Were they, are they in here, or…?

'''Chris''': Yeah, they’re in, they’re in there, mostly, uh…

'''Al''': Now did this get water damaged during the fire?

'''Chris''': Um…

'''Catherine''': [?] the fire.

'''Al''': It seems like the pages are a little bit wrinkled, or…?

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah, I think that one did get some water damage.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': You might have better luck with this copy which is only smoke-damaged.

'''Al''': Yeah. Did they, so the insurance company, are they compensating you for all this damage? Cuz like…

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': …when stuff like this gets damaged, it’s priceless, you know? I mean…

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Oh yeah, I bookmarked the beginning of the ''senior'' section there.

'''Al''': Aw, did they, did they sign your yearbook at all?

'''Chris''': Um…Oh I might not have thought about it.

'''Al''': Yeah, there’s some people…

'''Chris''': Yeah plus we didn’t, I don’t think we got these yearbooks till ''after'' [[graduation]].

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s unusual.

'''Al''': Oh that sucks.

'''Catherine''': So where are you in here?

'''Al''': Which one is your gal-pal then?

'''Chris''': Um, there’s a number of them, uh let’s see, [flipping through yearbook]…There I am.
[[File:ChrisChanY2K.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's yearbook photo.]]
'''Catherine''': Oh, there we go.

'''Al''': Oh!

'''Catherine''': In a little tuxedo.

'''Al''': Yeah see, I like it man, you look very…

'''Catherine''': Very smart.

'''Al''': You know, you know what you remind me of there?

'''Chris''': Who?

'''Al''': You should, you should, you know like Frank Sinatra, one of those old singers.

'''Chris''': Oh, [[Chris and music|I like Frank Sinatra]].

'''Al''': That, that would go on stage, and he’d talk, and the smooth voice and he’d talk to the ladies…

'''Chris''': [takes on persona] Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

'''Al''': Yeah, yeah!

'''Chris''': We’ve really got a big show for you tonight!

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah, like from one of those, uh, old black-and-white movies, you know? But yeah, you look smooth and classy, man.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Oh uh, [[Kellie Andes]], uh, was my high school s-, sweetheart that I fell in big like with…

'''Al''': So, so which one is she?

'''Chris''': [spelling] A…A L E, um, yeah.

'''Al''': This says Kellie Lynn Andes right there.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Yeah.

'''Al''': Oh, that one?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Can I have a look?

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Oh, she’s very pretty.

'''Al''': Yeah. Well not as pretty as you, right Catie? Right Chris?

'''Chris''': No, she’s…

'''Catherine''': [laughs] Did you just call him Catie?

'''Chris''': [chuckles]

'''Al''': Oh I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

'''Catherine''': I have to sneeze again, sorry.

'''Al''': I’m a little big dyslexic myself. Sometimes I mix up words and stuff.

'''Chris''': Uh, well.

'''Al''': I say something when I mean to say something else. So.

'''Catherine''': [Sneezes] Excuse me.

'''Chris''': [spelling] C B B…

'''Catherine''': Must have caught a cold on the plane.

'''Chris''': Oh I hope not.

'''Catherine''': It happens all the time. Every time you travel.

'''Chris''': [browsing]… Oh shoot, [trails off]. Oh, Sarah Bev-, [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]].

'''Al''': Oh that, that one right there.

'''Catherine''': Oh she’s very pretty too.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': You have lots of pretty friends, haven’t you?

'''Chris''': [Smugly] Eh, yeah.

'''Al''': Dude, you gotta go back to whatever it was you were doing back then, you got all the girls. Well I mean you have Catie now, so I mean…

'''Chris''': Yeah, I’d rather, I’d rather stick with a winner.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': It’s good to be a winner, I think?

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Hm, G O… Tiff-, there she is. [[Tiffany Gowen]].

'''Al''': Yeah right there, the blonde at the bottom...

'''Catherine''': She looks a little bit like, em, Cameron Diaz.

'''Al''': Yeah, yeah.

'''Catherine''': I think it’s the hair, but she does look a little bit like Cameron Diaz.

'''Al''': Do you have any [[JERKS|guys]] that you hung out with back in high school, or…?

'''Chris''': Uh,…

'''Catherine''': Or was it mostly girls?

'''Chris''': Not, not, it was mostly girls.

'''Al''': Mostly girls?

'''Chris''': Yeah. I did have, uh, [[Joseph Herring|one]], um, uh, I hung out with in my freshman year when I was vars-, when I was, uh, co-water boy/manager of the [[Manchester High School#Go Lancers!|varsity basketball team]].

'''Al''': So wait, you were manager of the basketball team?

'''Chris''': Yeah, varsity.

'''Al''': That’s pretty cool.

'''Catherine''': Thank you.

'''Al''': Hey, is this the bathroom?

'''Chris''': Oh yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah, you mind if I take a leak real quick?

'''Chris''': Go ahead.

'''Al''': Yeah, hey Catie, I’ll get here and then I’ll go downstairs and join up with you guys, so.

'''Catherine''': Alright.

'''Al''': I’ll be out in just a minute.

==Part Two==
===Audio===

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| name = Rental House Tour Audio Part Two
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| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al, [[Barb]], [[Clover and Snoopy]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| previous = Rental House Tour Audio Part One
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
====Chatting with Barb====

[toilet flushes]

[sink runs]

[door squeaks open]

[20th Century orchestral music is heard]

'''Al''': Hello.

'''Catherine''': [Oh watch?]

'''Al''': Oh, are they gonna eat me alive now, or…?

'''Chris''': [unintelligible] he wants to buy a bunch of ours.

'''Al''': Yeah, the uh, vinyl records y’all got, I collect them, so.

'''Barb''': You can go through 'em.

'''Al''': Sure.

'''Catherine''': [?] I know you loved your records.

'''Barb''': Right now they’re all in a tractor-trailer.

'''Al''': In a tractor-trailer?

'''Chris''': Not really, no, they’re in a storage unit or downstairs.

'''Barb''': They’re not downstairs.

'''Chris''': Oh, oh.

'''Barb''': I put ‘em on a tractor-trailer.

'''Chris''': Oh, OK, well I guess, when the Rainbow cleaners, some of them got taken to their facility. Well not all of them, there was a bunch of them at the s-, at the unit.

'''Barb''': Oh.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': At your storage unit?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Oh, OK.

'''Chris''': [to dog] Oh, hi baby girl. He’s a kisser. [baby voice] He likes to kiss.

'''Catherine''': They’re so cute. I’m sure they’ll get used to me eventually.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': They just don’t know who I am or why I’m in their house!

'''Chris''': Snoopy, Clover, that’s Catherine. Catie. You saw her picture?

'''Catherine''': [giggles] You showed your dogs my picture? That’s so cute.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': They like the picture or what, or…?

'''Chris''': Uh well, they sniffed it. They smell everything.

'''Catherine''': [?]

'''Chris''': Yeah, they got, we got separate to pee and poo on the paper.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, try not…

'''Chris''': On the black thing.

'''Catherine''': …to stand on it.

'''Al''': Yeah. They what? Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense then, on the paper…

'''Catherine''': Try not to stand on it or anything.

'''Barb''': It’s, it’s awfully inconvenient to take them outside and have to pick it up.

'''Al''': Yeah. Yeah.

'''Barb''': I’d rather have it inside, to pick it up.

'''Al''': Oh yeah, and then it’s closer so you can clean it up without going as far away.

'''Barb''': I’m 72 years old, I don’t [?]

'''Catherine''': Fair enough.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': You’ve worked enough in your life, so…

'''Chris''': Yeah. I told, I told mom about, uh, how you have a lot of interesting stories from your travels in the European Brish - British areas.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Hey mother, tell her, tell her something about the Weston name. Or some of it.

'''Barb''': 400 years ago, the king declared the name [[Daniel Weston|Weston]], W-E-S-T-O-N, not I-N or E-N, but O-N, to be part of England’s [[Anne Boleyn|royalty]] forever.

'''Catherine''': That’s interesting.

'''Barb''': So Christian…

'''Catherine''': There’s a lot of uh, there’s a lot of names like that in England, and um… Well you go, you go back through the um, the old records and stuff and you see…

'''Barb''': Well my cousin…

'''Catherine''': …lordships, and you see…

'''Barb''': Well my cousin was the one that put together a [?] collection…

'''Catherine''': Wow. That’s a piece of history right there.

'''Al''': It certainly seems, Christian seems like a pretty good son. He was talking about how he helps you out around the house and all, and such.

'''Barb''': Oh my gosh.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': I couldn’t, I couldn’t survive without him.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah. Well I hope he takes care of Catie just as well. So.

'''Chris''': I’m pretty sur-, I’m fairly confident I will. I had practice.

'''Barb''': [cackles] He’s had a lot of practice. His father died three years ago.

[Music actually switches to a sadder tone]

'''Catherine''': I know. We heard. I’m terribly sorry.

'''Al''': Yeah. Sorry. I apologize for your loss. That’s gotta suck. So.

'''Barb''': Yeah. Yeah you, you never get over it.

'''Catherine''': Not really, no.

'''Barb''': My sister and…[?] um, her husband…

'''Chris''': Yes, yeah, [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom]].

'''Barb''': …had to have surgery on this area.

'''Catherine''': Oh, that’s terrible. Oh, poor doggie.

'''Barb''': He has a growth that’s blocking the flow of whatever fluids, and as a result, it’s causing constant infection.

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s awful.

'''Al''': Sounds awful.

'''Barb''': So, he’s gonna get operated on at the end of September.

'''Al''': In September?

'''Barb''': I, I wonder if it’s life-threatening, cause this area here…

'''Chris''': They didn’t mention that.

'''Barb''': …there’s a hole in the brain right there.

'''Catherine''': Well that’s…

'''Al''': A hole in the brain?

'''Barb''': There’s a hole that goes right in the brain. My oldest son, um…

'''Chris''': [[Cole]].

'''Barb''': …almost died from a sinus infection, in California…

'''Chris''': I didn’t hear this one.

'''Catherine''': Oh my goodness.

'''Barb''': …shortly after he went out there to college. He - he had a sinus infection.

'''Catherine''': That’s awful.

'''Barb''': And he couldn’t - couldn’t shake it.

'''Catherine''': I’m so sorry.

'''Barb''': He um - so he went to the doctor, and the doctor said "you’re just in time".

'''Catherine''': Well that’s good.

'''Barb''': For a few hours. He wouldn’t’ve made it if he [?]

'''Catherine''': Wow. That was…let’s see…

'''Barb''': That’s when I really learned…

'''Catherine''': …when he first went to college, so he would, he would have been about eighteen, nineteen?

'''Barb''': Yeah, he was about nineteen.

'''Catherine''': I don’t, I have no idea how old he is now, so I don’t know how long ago that would have been.

'''Barb''': He’s, yeah he was born in ’63.

'''Catherine''': OK.

'''Barb''': And Christian was born in ’82.

'''Chris''': Uh, 40, 51.

'''Barb''': ’82. I bought mailbox numbers 63 and 82.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Al''': Oh!

'''Barb''': I had trouble, I had trouble remembering it and I started…

'''Al''': Well that’s a good trick.

'''Catherine''': Well that’s handy.

'''Chris''': Yeah, we like number games as well as word games.

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s lovely.

'''Chris''': Yeah, hey, tell ‘em your anniversary date. Or wedding.

'''Barb''': 6-7-80.

'''Catherine''': 6-7-80, that’s easy to remember.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': My husband and I got married, we were married 31 years.

'''Catherine''': That’s a long while.

'''Barb''': And um, two months after we were married, he had triple bypasses, and the doctors told me that he would not have lived two more weeks.

'''Catherine''': Wow.

'''Barb''': If he hadn’t had…and if he hadn’t had married me he’d never’ve known.

'''Catherine''': Cause you made him go to the doctor.

'''Barb''': It was very suddenly. Because he was, uh, an engineer at GE and he did hard core negotiating to sell their products.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': To sell their products. So.

'''Catherine''': [unintelligible]

'''Barb''': It wasn’t easy…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!

'''Chris''': Snoopy, calm down.

'''Catherine''' Alright, fair enough.

'''Chris''': Calm down, little boy, calm down. I think they’re probably easier if uh, if I was sitting down.

'''Al''': Yeah, I don’t know if we have much room here.

'''Chris''': It was…

'''Catherine''': We can’t stay too terribly long.

'''Al''': Yeah we’re gonna head out in a few minutes anyways, so…

====The fire and its consequences====

'''Barb''': The couch belongs to the dogs. They saved us from the fire.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, Christian said they woke you up.

'''Chris''': Yeah, they woke me up, then I woke her up.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': I got, I burned both feet, because I didn’t have any shoes on.

'''Al''': You had to walk through the fire then?

'''Barb''': Well I had to extinguish it, try to put it out, and what happened was, uh…

'''Chris''': [Moreover ?]

'''Barb''': Probably. Insulation. In the wall. [?]

'''Al''': The flicks from the insul-, like, they were drop-, pieces of insulation were dropping down?

'''Barb''': Yes.

'''Al''': And they burnt you on the foot?

'''Barb''': I don’t [?], I stepped on them.

'''Chris''': Um, well OK, I didn’t hear that. I thought, I thought the worst damage to your feet was from you had to walk all over that wet grass cause it was raining that morning.

'''Barb''': Well I didn’t know that I had damaged my feet…

'''Chris''': Oh. [stress sigh]

'''Barb''': …until later.

'''Al''': So you saw the fire, you grabbed an extinguisher, you’re lucky you had one on hand.

'''Barb''': He grabbed an extinguisher, pulled the thing out, and handed it to me.

'''Chris''': I remember from training, you know, you pull the pin first.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': And then you handed it off to your mum.

'''Al''': Sounds like you were both pretty brave to fight the fire like that.

'''Barb''': We didn’t have any choice. I had to hold, I was able to hold it just long enough for him to get his head together, take the dogs and the cat, and uh, we got out.

'''Chris''': Actually our cat [[Chandler Cats#Lucy|Lucy]] came to us. She was upstairs.

'''Barb''': Was she?

'''Chris''': Yeah, you remember, she came downstairs and met us, and then she ran out of [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] with us.

'''Barb''': That’s right, she did.

'''Chris''': Yeah I put the leads on the dogs.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': You’re all very lucky to have gotten out of that.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': I’m so sorry for your loss.

'''Barb''': That’s OK, it hasn’t been totally bad.

'''Al''': Things happen, life happens, you know?

'''Barb''': [?] happen for a reason.

'''Al''': You just get through it, so.

'''Barb''': [?] for a reason.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Yeah, we’ve learned a lot. [Laughs] Yeah, we did some hardcore negotiating, with uh, State Farm.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Excuse me just a moment.

'''Al''': Uh yeah, sorry. Yep, yep, get through there…

'''Catherine''': …in your way.

'''Al''': Hard core negotiating, what, they didn’t wanna pay out or somethin’, or…?

'''Barb''': They don’t…the adjustor is a woman, and she hates the ground I walk on. She dislikes me terribly, cause I’m too old and too smart. See I’m not the typical 72-year-old woman.

====Barb and Catie talk sewing====

'''Chris''': Yeah I’ll just remember it and I’ll save it.

'''Al''': Um…

'''Catherine''': He uses that for work. Pretty much.

'''Al''': Yeah, that’s mostly a work phone, I wouldn’t want people, but you can contact me through Catie.

'''Chris''': OK.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, yeah, we’re always in touch.

'''Chris''': OK, so you know I should contact him on the [?] inquiry about the records.

'''Catherine''': Uh, you can al- you can always let me know and I’ll pass the message.

'''Barb''': I appreciate you driving her there.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': That was a good security move.

'''Al''': Well her phone, [Catherine: “Car.”] her car broke down, so there was hardly any choice, I was the only guy who could, so.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, so.

'''Al''': But yeah.

'''Barb''': Well, it was good security [].

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah everything…

'''Al''': Yeah, yeah, I mean, I didn’t, I didn’t know Christian or anything, I hadn’t met you all at all, and they were talkin’ pretty serious, like it seemed, so I thought I would get to know your family as well, cause if these two were gonna get hitched, it’s gonna be one family, so.

'''Barb''': You’re just as beautiful as he said.

'''Catherine''': Oh thank you. You’re very sweet.

'''Al''': Yeah, so.

'''Barb''': Yeah, you are. You are.

'''Catherine''': Thank you.

'''Barb''': I understand you sew a little bit?

'''Catherine''': A little bit, not very much. Um, basically just enough to put, like, a button on my shirt, or, or um, like, stitch up my pants.

'''Barb''': I have a trainload of [felt?].

'''Catherine''': Oh, I’m terribly sorry.

'''Chris''': Well, [drowned out]

'''Al''': Christian said you used to sew, or you sew occasionally…?

'''Barb''': I used to. I’m, I’m going to, after I get settled back in the house.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': I’m gonna start designing and sewing.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Chris''': Yeah. I told, I told her about the A-skirts you put together.

'''Catherine''': Oh yeah, you can make an A-line skirt out of an old pair of jeans. You just cut um, you, you rip the side, the seams in the middle, and then you use the leg to cut it off about here, and you use the legs to make the panels.

[?]

'''Catherine''': It’s very easy. It’s just you need a sewing machine to do it.

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': But you could sew it by hand, but it takes ages.

'''Chris''': Hm. [Bizarrely inflected] She can sew more than a '''button'''.

'''Al''': Yeah. Alright.

'''Catherine''': Well, I mean…

'''Barb''': I taught my oldest son to sew, when he was growing up.

'''Catherine''': My roommate knits. My roommate is from Texas and he knits.

'''Barb''': Every, every boy needs to know how to sew and how to cook.

'''Catherine''': Exactly. Cause you’re not gonna have a woman all the time.

'''Barb''': [?] cook for kids, so…

'''Catherine''': Exactly.

'''Al''': Yeah.

[?]

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

====Barb's family heritage====

'''Barb''': In my family, I was the, I was number one as far as, there were eight children, five girls, and uh, um…

'''Al''': You were the eldest? You had to take care of the rest?

'''Barb''': I was five, number five of eight.

'''Al''': Ah.

'''Catherine''': Oh, so you were almost in the middle.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Yeah, I had a, I had a good spot.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Barb''': I had to fight both ways.

'''Catherine''': [Laughs]

'''Barb''': I had to change diapers both ways. [Laughs]

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Well I had two sisters and a brother younger than me. I have s- one [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|sister]] and [[Minor Family Members#Uncle Raymond|brother]] still with us, and it’s nice. I just talked to her last night.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Well I think I uh, told Catie about how Barbara Anne wanted to be an English teacher...? Enjoyed some English literature I think?

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Yeah, I enjoy literature.

'''Chris''': Yeah. She likes a lot of Shakespe'''ah'''.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, I do like Shakespeare.

'''Chris''': She also enjoys The Tudors, uh, HBO program through Netflix, all about King Henry VIII.

'''Barb''': Oh, Henry VIII. [[Anne Boleyn]], his wife…

'''Catherine''': One of, yeah, one of six.

'''Barb''': Well, she couldn’t produce a boy.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Barb''': So he killed her.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': But he drummed up all these excuses that the maids helped him to put together.

'''Catherine''': Yeah. Well he was the king, he could say whatever he wanted about anybody, and they wouldn’t dare say no, it’s not right. So.

'''Barb''': Yeah. He was just a murderer.

'''Catherine''': Mm. A little bit.

'''Barb''': The first, the first Queen Elizabeth was her daughter.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': That was uh, the last of the Tudors.

'''Barb''': We’re blood kin to them. I suppose we got blood kin to every Wes-, blood Weston in the world.

'''Catherine''': That would be an interesting thing to research, like go through old records and things like that, and actually draw a line and say, this is exactly where that went.

'''Chris''': I still don’t know the missing link between Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn.

'''Catherine''': Well Weston’s not exactly an uncommon name in Britain. I mean it’s not super-common, it’s not like Smith or anything, but there are a lot of people with that name.

'''Barb''': I suppose there are. There are.

'''Chris''': Oh, and I uh…

'''Barb''': [You’ve?] done a lot of important things in [?]

'''Catherine''': [?] yeah, done a lot of things and made a lot of children.

'''Chris''': Oh yeah, in our thinking ahead, I did mention to her that uh, I promised you [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|our first daughter]] would have the middle name Weston.

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': So to continue that tradition. And royalty.

'''Barb''': [?]

'''Catherine''': It does.

'''Barb''': So, you’re part Scottish?

'''Catherine''': Yeah, on my mother’s side. My mom’s Scottish and my dad’s Italian.

'''Barb''': [?] combination.

'''Catherine''': It’s an interesting one.

'''Barb''': Yeah, it is.

====Time to go====

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOOO.

'''Chris''': Ah, Snoopy, calm down.

'''Barb''': Calm down. [Laughs]

'''Chris''': Yeah. They’re visiting right now, but I’m thinking she’ll be good more often.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': And y’all can get to know her, and I, they let me sit between them and hug them.

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s nice.

'''Chris''': They’re so sweet like, they’re so sweet like that, in other ways.

'''Barb''': Yeah, they’re good dogs, they really are.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': They’re very, very protective.

'''Catherine''': Beagles usually are. They’re very, they like their families. They like to be very protective of their... Their pack.

'''Al''': Yeah. Well anyway, uh, I, I’m Catie’s ride, and I got some stuff to do, so…

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So probably should be heading out, yeah.

'''Catherine''': Nice meeting you.

'''Barb''': Nice meeting you too.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': I look forward to seeing you again.

'''Catherine''': Certainly.

'''Al''': Yeah. And that, and this is like, we just went out to eat, and we just dropped in unannounced, and we don’t wanna, yeah we won’t take up too much, too much time. Good meeting you, Mrs. Chandler.

'''Chris''': Partially, partially, partially unannounced, because I had thought about bringing ''her'' over here anyway.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': At least to meet her, and, you know, watch Gigi, but we couldn’t do that, [Catherine sneezes.] cause um, cause your car’s in the shop. Oh bless you.

'''Catherine''': Excuse me. Thank you. I must, I must have caught cold on the plane.

'''Chris''': I hope not.

'''Catherine''': It happens to me every time I fly. You’ve got 200-odd people in one little tiny plane for about an hour.

'''Barb''': Is it a long flight?

'''Catherine''': Yeah, I have to fly to Chicago, and then catch another flight, so.

'''Chris''': Well cool, I’ll…

'''Barb''': [something about Cole] …to San Francisco, California when he was about seven years old.

'''Catherine''': Yeah. That’s a long flight. I think that’s about, what is that, five hours?

'''Barb''': I don’t quite remember [?] [Laughs]

'''Catherine''': Yeah, but it’s a long flight.

'''Barb''': It was painful. It was painful.

'''Catherine''': Yeah. You get stuck in an airplane, you get all that air recycled. There’s somebody gets sick, it happens to me all the time.

'''Barb''': Yeah it does.

'''Catherine''': I’ll probably be fine in a few days.

'''Chris''': If not there’s always chicken noodle soup.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, definitely.

'''Chris''': They like chicken noodle soup. They’ve had some! [baby voice] Chicken noodle soup. Wasn’t that good, doggies? Yeah.

'''Barb''': Anything with chicken in it…. Well, we’ll let you go now.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Alright, thank you for, thank you for your hospitality.

'''Al''': Yep. Nice place. Nice place y'all got here, so.

'''Catherine''': [unintelligible] over there.

'''Chris''': OK, well hey, um, Catherine, before you go…

'''Catherine''': Yeah?

'''Chris''': I wanted to let you know: What am I doing in a place like this? Waiting for the most honest, true, and awesome woman to come around in my life.

'''Catherine''': Oh my god, you’re so sweet!

'''Chris''': I’ve had that, I’ve had, I had that in my head for the long time since I’ve…

'''Catherine''': I’ve got to sneeze again. Sorry.

[?]

'''Chris''': [chuckles]

'''Catherine''': It went back into my forehead.

'''Al''': I hate it when it’s like you’re like 90% ready for sneezing and…

'''Chris''': I’m so glad this is working out very well.

'''Catherine''': Me too. Sorry, we’ve got to get going or [?] things back.

'''Al''': OK.

'''Chris''': OK.

'''Al''': Hey Chris, we’ll both be pretty busy, but you and Catie can talk over the internet and we’ll see if we can work something out.

'''Catherine''': You’ve got my number now, we can text [?]

'''Chris''': [?]

'''Al''': Yeah, we’ll see if we can work something out over the next couple weeks.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Maybe meet up again.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Hopefully, uh, Catie, you know where we are, you can come over yourself if you feel like it.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, well I would let you know. I wouldn’t just turn up, that would be so rude.

'''Al''': Yeah, OK. Yeah, anyway, yeah, we wouldn’t want to interrupt nothin’. Nothin’ like that.

'''Chris''': Yeah, that’s understandable.

'''Al''': Yeah. OK, well it was nice meet- [audio cuts off]

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IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court

2019-03-01T03:15:09Z

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The '''IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court''' followed the [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|Applebee's date]] between [[Catherine]] and Chris on 31 [[August 2014]]. As on the date itself, Catherine's cousin Al tagged along. As Catherine would later relate, "We were going to escape to the 'mechanic' where Catie's car was, but Chrissy wanted to follow us. When he offered to show us [[14 Branchland Court|14BC]], we took him upon it. We followed him even though Al knew where we were going. Chris seriously drives like my demented old grandma who doesn't have a license anymore because she kept going the wrong way up one way streets." For about ten minutes the trio trudged through the weedy, garbage-strewn lawn outside of Chris's burned-out home. Catherine's description: "The place is.... Bad. Much smaller than I thought it would be, too. Its overgrown and there is broken glass everywhere. Everywhere you look there's STUFF, all garbage. [[Robert Chandler|Bob]]'s old workshop is full of rubbish. His greenhouse is doing slightly better but not much."

After this stop, the three made their way to the [[Rental House|rental house]] for a [[Rental House Tour|tour]] and a meet-and-greet with [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mother]] and their [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]].

==Summary==

==Audio==

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| name = 14BC Tour Video
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|b4w28lQAON0}}
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
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==Transcript==
[''Garbled, Chris and Catie talking in the background'']

'''Catherine''': ...from what you had told me, it didn't sound like the damage was all that bad, it just in need of a new roof but it looks like it's a lot more damage – you must be... that must have been devastating!

'''Chris''': Yeah, [[Destruction of Chris's House|it was devastating]]. At least we all got out safe.

'''Catie''' and '''Al''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So what's under this tarp?

'''Chris''': Oh, that's, uh, material for the renovation.

'''Catherine''': Ah so...[garbled by Chris speaking over Catie]...better not touch it.

'''Chris''': The other triangle ones over there on the other side dumpster, rafters.

'''Al''': So, how long's it been here? I see that there's the leaves and everything on it...

'''Chris''': Oh, It's been here for, like, uh, about a week or two.

'''Catherine''': Oh, just a week or two?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': How long ago was the fire again?

'''Chris''': It was last January, on the tenth.

'''Al''': So it's been what, like, seven, eight months?

'''Chris''': Yeah, it happened at like two a.m.

'''Catherine''': That must-

'''Chris''': [[Clover and Snoopy|Dogs]] woke me up, and I saw the fire, I- I was like, oh my God, fire!

'''Al''': So...shit, so you just ran out of the house, then?

'''Chris''': Well, didn't- I didn't think of that initially, but I called 911, they advised us to get out of the house. [[Barbara Chandler|My mom]] tried to py- tried to put out the fire with the esstinguisher...

'''Catherine''': Yeah?

'''Chris''': If she had a second one, she would have won that battle!

'''Catherine''': Think so? Oh, don't go in!

'''Chris''': [?]

'''Al''': Is that all locked up, then?

'''Chris''': Yeah, it's locked up. I don't even remember the combination anymore for that thing. I used to have it for when I was putting the box- collecting the boxes...

'''Al''': So after the fire, you got what was left out of the house, then?

'''Chris''': Yeah, we salvaged a lot! There were a lot of things that were still...very good shape.

'''Catherine''': What kind of things?

[garbled, as everyone speaks at the same time]

'''Chris''': Hundreds, and thousands...

'''Catherine''': Oh, there's broken glass, I'm not going to stand there!

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': You've got hundreds-

'''Catherine''': Come right here and not stand on the broken glass!

'''Al''': I got boots on, I'm fine.

'''Catherine''': Well, you've got boots on, I haven't.

'''Al''': Yeah, well...damn.

'''Chris''': Oh, it's the same shoes as you wore in the picture!

'''Catherine''': Yeah! They're my favorite shoes. I'm probably going to have to get rid of them soon, they're starting to get um...
[garbled]

'''Chris''': They've got a nice selection at [[Target]] or [[Walmart]]-

'''Catherine''': Mm-hmm, usually. I used to get my shoes at the [?]-

'''Chris''': Yes, they're the upper end, that.

'''Catherine''': ...discount- discount shoe warehouse.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, it's a good place. If you- if you know how to shop, you get them pretty cheap.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So, Chris, you said the fire was eight months ago, but they only delivered that stuff like, a week or two ago?

'''Chris''': Yeah, a whole lot paperwork had to be processed, everywhere.

'''Al''': Yeah!

'''Catherine''': What sort of paperwork?

'''Chris''': Oh, you know, the- whate- I don't know all- I don't know specifically, but-you-know, between state farm and Arcam Construction [sp?] and...[[Rainbow]] Cleaners...

'''Catherine''': Okay.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': So...I suppose...[?]...I was born to speak all mirth and no matter, it's a quote from Shakespeare. This one's Shakespeare as well.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': I like Shakespeare.

'''Chris''': I know you do, you told me.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, it's a little strange, but...

'''Chris''': Yeah, and the li- and the Tudors, you like dressing up for Halloween.

'''Catherine''': Mm-hmm, I love dressing up for Halloween; Halloween is not too fa- too far out.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah, you know...

[garbled]

'''Al''': So, what happened- what happened with all the windows and all?

'''Chris''': The firemen did that, they broke the windows so they could get in... yeah, 'cuz of all the clutter we had...in the house.

'''Catherine''': [unclear, perhaps: Yeah, you got- you've got to throw some of those things out?]

'''Al''': So what's the story with this? It looks like an old car.

'''Chris''': Uhhh, no, uh, actually it was a- it was- it's in newer condition than you think.

'''Al''': How long's it been sitting here?

'''Chris''': It has been sitting here since the fire, actually, uh, couldn't get it started to move it...da battery died, it needs a new battery.

'''Catherine''': Oh, that's an easy fix!

'''Chris''': Yeah it's an easy fix, but then it's got worse problems than that. We're gonna sell it.

'''Al''': Yeah. How much you trying to get for it?

'''Chris''': Mm, I don't know, My mom my- my mom...I don't know, that's her department, but...guessing, guessing maybe five, two to five grand.

'''Al''': Two to five grand? How long's it been since it's run?

'''Chris''': Ugh.

'''Al''': Since the fire, you said?

'''Chris''': Yeah, pretty much.

'''Al''': Well, Chris...how old's this car again?

'''Chris''': Ugh, I forget. Um...

'''Al''': Probably about fifteen years, or so?

'''Chris''': Uhh, a lot le- I'd say...less than that.

'''Al''': All right. Well, if it hasn't run in almost eight or nine months, a lot of the gasoline inside the motor can clog it up and damage the motor so the engine might be damaged. I don't know if you'd get two or five grand for it.

'''Chris''': Eh, well, you never know, we're gonna try sell it.

'''Al''': Yeah. I don't know, I hope- I hope...

'''Catherine''': I suppose you'd have to get what you could for it.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': I hope you get some cash for it, so, yeah...

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Well, maybe you could help me find somebody.

'''Catherine''': There's always [[Craigslist]]!

'''Al''': Yeah. But you get a bunch of weird people on Craigslist, too.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, I suppose you do. I mean, I don't use Craigslist very much, but...

'''Al''': So what's this? Is this like, an old dog pen, or bed-

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah, [[Patti]], my dog Patti, who, uh, died quite- quite a few years ago, she lived- she lived in the pen. I moved the doghouse with [[obesity|my muscles]] and how [[I AM STRONG|strong]] I was, moved it right over there to where we buried her.

'''Catherine''': Oh, right there!

'''Al''': She bur- what?

'''Chris''': We buried her underneath where that doghouse is.

'''Al''': Right- right over there where that doghouse is?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': But that's- I guess it's best not to tread on it.

'''Al''': Yeah, probably not good to walk-

'''Catherine''': Oh, you've got a little gazebo back here!

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Ah, ye- did you ever spend time here?

'''Chris''': Yeah, in- young- in my younger years we did spend time in the gazebo. And then my par- and then my parents got older than they did and couldn't [garbled] tend to the yard as well.

'''Catherine''': Well, you could've-

'''Al''': Maintenance- when you have a property, maintenance is a huge issue, so...

[garbled]

'''Catherine''': Did you step up and help them a bit [Chris speaks over Catie]

'''Chris''': I helped, I helped a bit, yeah.

'''Al''': So what did you do to help them around maintenance, around the house?

'''Chris''': Eh, I pull- [[Father Call|I pulled weeds]] and mowed some- I did mow a lo- I'd mow the lawn, I mowed the yard, yeah.

'''Al''': What's underneath here?

'''Chris''': Uh, just old furniture.

'''Al''': Furniture...

[garbled]

'''Chris''': Like I said, a lot of stuff. Eh, get rid of all this, I'm sure.

'''Al''': Yeah.

[Catie in background, indistinct]

'''Al''': Hey, uh, Chris, so what's this?

'''Chris''': Oh, that's the workshop.

'''Al''': Well, what's it say here out front?

'''Chris''': Oh, that's a memem- in memory of my father, here, that's his- it's a, it was me and Mis- me and my father's "dreaming studio"...[Al talks over Chris]

'''Al''': Hey, Catie! Come take a look at this!

'''Catherine''': What have we got here?

'''Al''': So that plaque, that little sign there on the door, who made that?

'''Chris''': He did, my father.

'''Catherine''': Oh, that's lovely! [The plaque reads: "DREAMING STUDIO OF MR. C AND LITTLE C WHERE DREAMS DO COME TRUE - 1989"]

'''Al''': So your father did?

'''Chris''': Yeah. He kep-

'''Al''': When did he make it?

'''Catherine''': Oh, it says [[1989]] [Chris chimes in: 1989] right there on the bottom.

'''Al''': Oh! So you would have been how old then?

'''Chris''': It would have been...uh, definitely seven.

'''Al''': Seven years old...so this was a workshop, you said?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So what did you and your father do here?

'''Chris''': Oh, we ended up building a few things in there.

'''Al''': What- what sort of things did you build? Do you remember?

'''Chris''': Oh, you know, wood- wood things, whatever.

'''Al''': Like carpenter stuff.

'''Chris''': Yeah, kind of.

'''Catherine''': Like cabinet- or cabinet making?

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So, what, have you done anything in there since then?

'''Chris''': Ugh. Wha-Uh- um, uh, erm since uhh-fter we stopped using it we essentially been using it for storage...for...a number of our things.

'''Al''': Yeah. So how long's it been since you've used it as a workshop?

'''Chris''': Ugh, it's been like, uh...um, sometime after nine- sometime before ['92?] or after [[2000]], before we moved to Chesterfield and uh- that's his garden- his garden, though. He came back here in his la'er- in his later years within the past decade to, uh- y'know-

'''Catherine''': Ooh, more broken glass! I'm- gonna step carefully.

'''Chris''': [garbled]...yeah, they broke the glass out of the screen door, there.

'''Al''': So, wait a second, like, the glass here is falling outwards, like, did somebody break from the inside out? Or...

'''Chris''': Mm, yeah, I guess so.

'''Al''': 'Cuz like if they were outside and they broke the glass it would fall inside the building, so it-

'''Chris''': Yeah well, also, we moved things out, so we might [have] kicked some glass out here.

'''Al''': Ah.

'''Catherine''': Oh, there's [marbles?] everywhere!

'''Al''': So, when you left the house during the fire, what- where did you get out of? The front door?

'''Chris''': We went out- we went out through the front door.

'''Al''': Oh. It's good that you could get out that way, so...

'''Chris''': Yeah, he had his own little setup in there of all the, uh, little [people?] and [[Christmas]] things.

'''Al''': Ah, so your father set that up?

'''Chris''': Yeah!

'''Catherine''': Can we see?

'''Al''': Cool!

'''Chris''': He enjo- he enjoyed records.

'''Al''': Oh, jeez!

'''Catherine''': Oh, wow! That's quite- that's quite a collection!

'''Chris''': There's qui- there's quite a number of records.

'''Al''': Yeah, [such very beautiful-?]

'''Chris''': Like I say, [there's? He's too excited to hear] a real record case! Thousands of records.

'''Al''': Thousands of vinyl records.

'''Chris''': Yeah!

'''Al''': So those are all your father's?

'''Chris''': Yeah, all- they all were his.

'''Al''': So, have they just been sitting out there then, since he passed away?

'''Chris''': Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Hey we got- there's- like, boxes of them more back at- between the storage unit and a few at the house we're renting.

'''Al''': So you've got a storage unit?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Does that help, to store some of your stuff?

'''Chris''': Yeah, a lot of it.

'''Al''': Yeah. Do you think you'd ever consider selling those records?

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah, I belie- yeah, we're thinking about it, either donating them or selling them.

'''Catherine''': Ouch...ouch!

[Chris and Al ignore this]

'''Chris''': Selling them will be a lot better...

'''Al''': I actually- I actually collect vinyl records, Chris...

'''Chris''': Oh you do?!

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''' [noticeably thrilled]: You-ba-dee-you'll be a big help to us, Al!

'''Al''': Yeah. I-

'''Chris''': She's a lot more than heaven-sent since she brought you along, now! Haha!

'''Al''': Well, I might be willing to buy some [of] them, but it would have to be a fair price, and I- 'd be only the ones that I would want, but I might be able to help you out with some cash.

'''Chris''': I appreciate that. Thank you so much, Al!

'''Al''': Yeah, no- no problem, yeah.

'''Chris''': Hmm. Well, yeah, after we get moved back in, then we got all the boxes in- in the utility room area, which is close to that door you just passed...

'''Catherine''': Hello?

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': We'll be able to [flip them out?]

[Catie talking on the phone in the background]

'''Al''': Well, yeah, don't sell 'em to anybody else, make sure you keep 'em, let me know first before you get rid of them.

'''Chris''': Oh, I'll hafta- I'll hafta get your- get your phone number into my phone-

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': -and your address, [get yours] over there...

'''Catherine''': Al!

'''Chris''': We'll go on- we'll go over there now...

'''Al''': How m- how-

'''Catherine''': That was the mechanic, he says he's going to close up sooner- oof! Sooner than he thought he would, said he's got a family emergency. We've got to get going now, as I need my things.

'''Al''': All right, well I can just give you a ride- I can just give you a ride home, anyway if you want, so...

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

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Chris and Jackie's Date

2019-03-01T02:51:12Z

Zook: This is simply to make it known that the link is down.

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[[File:Date.jpg|thumb|300px|A view of where Chris and "Jackie" did the do.]]
{{Quote|If it inspires me... if you really try your hardest... I will drive down to see you and pay for the hotel room myself. You won't have to pay a penny because I know you would have taken care of me in DC if you could have. I want to reward you because I know your heart is in the right place. And if you really, really show me how much it is... ;) I'll make sure you know mine is, too.|[[Jackie]] promises Chris [[hanky-panky]] for this video}}
'''Chris and Jackie's Date''' is a four-video series of a date between Chris (in full [[Tomgirl]] regalia) and [[Jackie]], here represented by a sex doll, leaked on 24 [[February 2012]]. Their romantic date consists of dancing in [[Chris's room]], a trip in [[Son-Chu]] to get some [[McDonald's]], eating it and then making out with the doll in his front yard, and Chris's attempt at re-enacting a viral video in a dressing room at the [[Ruckersville]] [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]].<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wRjc2Qg-3Y music video]</ref>

The videos were originally leaked as ''one0612-hioghuyiogyo [SaveYouTube.com], two0612-vgiherqighbvpioerua [SaveYouTube.com], three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com]'' and ''four0612-hncu9tgohaeruxye [SaveYouTube.com]'', and data suggests that they were recorded on 11 [[July 2011]]. Throughout the videos, Chris speaks in an even higher pitch than usual, and enunciates in a revoltingly saccharine, babyish manner. Whether this is standard procedure for [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirls]] or some sort of cutesy way of speaking to "Jackie" is unclear.

Background was provided when some [[Jackie E-mails 29|Jackie emails]] were leaked:
{{Quote| want you to get all dolled up on the 4th. And I want you to get one of your blow up dolls and dress it up too- but as me. Print out my picture or draw a picture of my face and put it over their's. Put me in gorgeous clothes so I look every part the proud girlfriend of the hottest Tomgirl in all of Virginia. Show me around town, take me to [[McDonalds]] or Starbucks or the movies. Let's have a ball and strut our stuff! Do my make up and pretend I can do your's! Then I want us to end our romantic evening at McIntire Park, watching the fireworks together under the stars. xoxox :D :D|Jackie}}
==Videos==
===One===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NFj45Zs4lmQ}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]]
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Two|Chris and Jackie's Date 2]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

And now, Jackie-pie, I'm gonna go ahead and sweep you off your feet.

''[Turns camera to sex doll]'' Even though right now, you're sitting down.
''[Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jackie," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]''

''[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his [[duck]] has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]''

===Two===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|i7NkpV_Vqzo}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|Dating}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#One|Chris and Jackie's Date 1]]
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Three|Chris and Jackie's Date 3]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

And after having picked you up Jackie and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun, you know, in the car-- and sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. Very very good. Yum yum.

''[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video [[Random-access humor|making strange "wacka doo" noises]].]''

===Three===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CZoylxa3Q8w}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|Dating & [[sex]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Two|Chris and Jackie's Date 2]]
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Four|Chris and Jackie's Date 4]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

''["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car, which is parked on his lawn. Chris comes by and sits down, [[Obesity|making the car shake noticeably]].]''
Okay, so Jackie and I, we're here at the McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, after-- and we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal.

''[Chris gropes the doll and moves it as a child would when making a toy speak and uses a [[sexism|shrill, high pitched voice]] while he [[Chris and reality|pretends Jackie is talking]].]''

''[As Jackie]'' It was really, really tasty, yes it was. And even better...my...my professor here...fed-fed me some of the apples...and I enjoyed that.

''[As himself]'' Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jackie-pie, what'cha wanna do now?

''[As Jackie]'' I say we make out. And then see where it goes from there.

''[As himself]'' Alright.

''[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the'' public parking lot of a McDonald's. ''He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, [[gaybian|scissor-like]] sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off, and rushes to the camera.]''

God, it's hot out here.

===Four===
{{Honest}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 4
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1k4m8Dj7l-M}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Three|Chris and Jackie's Date 3]]
| next = [[Who's Your Brony?]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

Here we go.

[''Immediately starts humping the sex doll while making high-pitched moaning sounds'']

[''after 10 seconds, he turns the sex doll around into the doggy-style position before it goes off-camera, the blow-up doll going head first into his mold-coated bathtub.]

[''Resumes shrill, sexual moans that sound like a whimpering dog while thrusting the doll's behind.'']

[''Continues moaning suggestively'']

Yeah!

[''Moans some more. He pauses to reach over to something (water):'']

Whoopie! [''tosses water into the air as if "Jackie" climaxes & squirts everywhere.'']

[''Sighs of relief, wipes shirt on face from the [[Chris and Health|intensity]] and to remove Jackie-Pie's "cum" before turning the camera off'']

==References==
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