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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]<br />
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'''Son-Chu''' was the name [[Chris]] gave to his car. Chris has driven several cars over the years, all bearing vanity plates reading "[[sonichu|SONICHU]]". Son-Chu's first incarnation was a [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]] that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white [[wikipedia:Cadillac Seville|Cadillac Seville]], until it died from a cracked engine block. From [[September 2014]] to [[November 2018]], Chris drove a [[wikipedia:Ford Focus|2010 Ford Focus sedan]], until its engine died. The Chandlers subsequently shared one vehicle: [[Barb]]'s Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth and final incarnation of Son-Chu, until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] and a thief stealing the unattended vehicle's plates, at which point the plates have been replaced and the van is now Barb's alone. The van was totaled in [[November 2021]] following a T-bone collision which left Barb injured with broken ribs and a concussion.<ref name=27nov>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref><br />
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It is not known when Chris got his driver's license. The earliest he could have gotten it was February [[1998]], the month in which he turned 16. However, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], completed in May [[2000]], Chris documents himself riding home from school on the (short) bus, suggesting that he still had not learned to drive. At the latest, Chris would have needed to obtain a license by fall [[2000]] in order to drive himself to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. In the [[Talk:Jessie Ruddy|Jessie Ruddy chatlogs]], which are of uncertain authenticity, Chris claims that he got his license at 18.<br />
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While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[Chris and...|elsewhere]] in this very wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|cause]] [[28_October_2011|personal injury]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.<br />
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==Name backstory==<br />
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a one-ton mobile weapon).]]<br />
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Since Chris is a huge fan of ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car]]".<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:<br />
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{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.<br />
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Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.<br />
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**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.}}<br />
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The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt</ref> and/or Wipe-Out,<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out</ref> both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars.<br />
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==Iterations of Son-Chu==<br />
===Ford Escort===<br />
[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|250px|First Son-Chu.]]<br />
A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref><br />
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Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump|screw]].<br />
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Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/><br />
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[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]<br />
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Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles on it.<br />
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===Cadillac Seville===<br />
[[File:IMG_5312.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris's second Son-Chu, a Cadillac Seville, seen outside the still fire-ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]].]]<br />
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According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from February 2012, Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by [[jerkop]]s. Considering how many miles the Escort had on it and how poorly Chris maintained it, there's a very high likelihood it was simply no longer drivable and needed too much work to be roadworthy again. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall 2011, as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's [[Wikipedia:Ford Aerostar|Ford Aerostar]] during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in June 2011, at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In September 2013, it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white [[Wikipedia:Cadillac Seville#1992.E2.80.931997|1992-1997 Cadillac Seville]], which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since 2012. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of 14 Branchland Court, confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door.<br />
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In September 2014, Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on [[Craigslist]], also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline." Cracked engine blocks were actually a fairly common issue with this generation of Cadillacs due to the [[Wikipedia:Northstar engine series#Head gasket issues|Northstar V8 engine]] having major design flaws, meaning the damage was most likely not caused by Chandler neglect, nor the fault of a mechanic as Chris claims.<br />
[[File:SevilleFinalState.jpeg|thumb|250px|The Seville before being scrapped.]]<br />
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in December of 2014. The block damage was repaired and the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in December of 2016. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.<ref>https://archive.ph/DUF89/</ref><br />
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===Ford Focus===<br />
[[File:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|250px|A [[fan]] poses with Son-Chu at [[Too Many Games]], 22 [[June 2018]]. Note the extremely poor bay parking, which would be marked down as a fault on a practical driving test.]]<br />
{{Quote|And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus.|Chris<ref>[[September_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 24 September 2014, Chris had purchased a used [[Wikipedia:Ford Focus (second generation, North America)|second generation Ford Focus]] (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.<ref>[[Catherine]]</ref><br />
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This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation.<br />
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In July 2018, Chris recorded [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] Although [[fans]] gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In November 2018, [[The Captain]] reported that the car's engine was permanently broken:<br />
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{{quote|The day before [[Chandler Cats#Patches|Patches]] died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.}}<br />
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The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. Considering Chris's history of automotive maintenance (particularly his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First), plus Bob no longer being around to do it for him, it's more than likely that the engine damage resulted from simply being neglected.<br />
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The car was sold at auction over the winter and repaired. In May 2019, the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors in Maryland, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold in July of that year to someone who would probably treat it better. The car is still on the road to this day, beating the odds and surviving Chandler ownership.<ref>[http://archive.ph/akZTA Car listing]</ref> Chris never bought anything to replace it and instead started driving Barb's minivan during the winter of 2018-2019. <br />
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===Barb's Dodge Caravan===<br />
[[File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's Ford Focus and Barb's Dodge Caravan in a photo from June 2017.]]<br />
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Barb owned a [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Chrysler minivans (RS)|Dodge Grand Caravan]], which had the license plate "B WESTON".<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220525060721/https://findbyplate.com/US/VA/BWESTON/ info]</ref> She was seen behind the wheel in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Chris apparently borrowed the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.<ref>https://archive.is/2ohFq</ref><br />
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Chris borrowed the car to drive to [[BronyCon]] due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a [[Sheetz]] gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record [[Waiting for the tow truck]].<br />
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[[File:Sonichu van.png|thumb|left|150px|The Dodge Caravan with Sonichu plates as seen in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Chris's Google Intro video.]]]]<br />
After the death of Chris's Focus in November 2018, the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb. Most likely this was a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his tugboat on [[Lego|more]] [[List of Chris's video games|pressing]] [[McDonald's|matters]] instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car.<br />
[[File:Son-Chu_at_courthouse,_19_June_2019.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The back of the Dodge Caravan as of Chris's [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|June 2019 debt hearing]].]]<br />
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, cementing it as the fourth iteration of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in [[April 2019]]. <br />
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In August 2019, the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to [[BronyCon]], the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated:<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]]</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.}} <br />
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A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken [[Wikipedia:catalytic converter|catalytic converter]] or fuel pressure sensor; this is likely to cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br />
[[File:AutoRepairPapers.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The bill for the exhaust/brake repairs.]]<br />
The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape]]</ref><br />
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On 28 March 2021, Chris damaged the van, denting its trunk door and smashing its rear windshield, by backing up into a big rig trailer. He and Barb took it to a body shop to have the trunk door replaced.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref><br />
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File:Chris car April 2021-3.jpg|Plastic covering the damaged rear window.<br />
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Chris planned to drive the van to attend the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention in Seattle, WA, which would have been a 41-hour drive crossing mountainous terrain. However, [[Null]] vetoed the plan out of safety concerns and arranged for a flight instead.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]</ref> However, the [[Incest call]] completely derailed these plans and the trip was cancelled. Instead, Chris took his car to a hotel in Richmond, where he parked it in a spot where he could wait out a few nights before he could return to [[14 Branchland Court|his home]]. Chris was arrested on 1 August 2021, leaving the car unattended. Sometime between then and 3 August 2021, a [[4-cent_garbage|4channer]] stole the vanity license plates off of the vehicle.<br />
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The van was returned to the Chandler Household around, or exactly on 29 August 2021, this time with Barb's plates put back onto it.<br />
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[[File:BarbVanLateAug2021.jpeg|thumb|250px|the Van back at 14 Branchland Court.]]<br />
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On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb, not having her son to drive her anywhere, experienced a traffic accident with a tractor-trailer. The van got T-boned on its left side, with the airbags not deployed, resulting in Barb breaking two of her ribs and getting a concussion.<ref name=27nov></ref> The van was totaled and Barb was charged with Fail to Yield Right-of-Way for the incident and paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs.<br />
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File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord1.jpg|Carfax report on the November 2021 crash.<br />
File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord2.jpg|Carfax report, part 2<br />
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===Chevrolet Aveo===<br />
Following the [[Jail Saga]], on 25 [[August 2023]], Chris was spotted driving a [[2006]] Chevrolet Aveo. Records showed that the vehicle was purchased on 19 [[May 2023]] for $3,500.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref><br />
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According to Carfax, the Aveo, as of 3 August 2023, has 138,482mi, and in typical Chris fashion, is overdue for an oil change.<ref>[[:File:Chevrolet_Aveo_Mileage.png]]</ref><br />
[[File:IMG 8573.jpg|thumb|150px|How do you misspell your life's work?]] <br />
As was tradition with the previous iterations, Chris added a vanity license plate: "SONCIHU". (Chris somehow [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU" on his own damn license plate).<br />
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On 4 September 2023, Son-Chu was sighted at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref><br />
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==Handicap parking permit==<br />
Being a [[high-functioning autistic]] [[male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.<br />
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Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [https://archive.is/ux8X9 Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or [[26 December 2014|having meltdowns in public]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[https://archive.is/ZKGTF Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref><ref>[https://archive.is/0zzHr Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.<br />
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==Dashboard==<br />
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In 2017, Chris had a [[Skylanders avatar]] of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his [[Tomgirl]] persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50.<br />
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[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|left|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]<br />
A [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. <br />
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Interesting to note is that [https://archive.is/RqZjB Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's high-functioning life, he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.<br />
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==Vanity plate==<br />
{{quote|I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones.|Chris<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]<br />
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]<br />
[[File:The Chris Chan Conspiracy - Framed Son-Chu License Plate.png|thumb|200px|Another vanity plate seen in a frame at 14 Branchland Court in footage shown in the second episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]''.]]<br />
[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png|thumb|200px|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]]<br />
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The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|vanity plate]] read "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]) and another reading "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]).<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> Barb has or had a vanity plate reading "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#B Weston License Plate]]</ref> It is worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state (16.2% of all eligible vehicles as of 2007), so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref><br />
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Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.<br />
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The SONICHU plate was a favorite target for thieves. One such theft occurred to the Dodge Caravan after Chris was arrested for incest on 1 August 2021, which resulted in the van being unattended at a motel parking lot. <br />
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About a day after Chris's arrest, a once anonymous troll going by the alias Airsoft Al, left a sticky note on his car and stole his license plate. Not too long after he posted about it on 4chan. An autistic user named Airsoft Al was framed for it by '''Chase Lopez''' of being Abstract Airsoft.<br />
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Following the [[Jail Saga]], with the introduction of the Chevrolet Aveo, a new iteration of the SONICHU plate was created, this time bearing the name "SONCIHU".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref><br />
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==Bumper stickers==<br />
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.<br />
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* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.<br />
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.<br />
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[https://archive.is/ECj6V]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably buys his [[Britney Spears]] CDs.<br />
* An [[America]]n flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].<br />
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. <br />
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his endorsement.<br />
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.<br />
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As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.<br />
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[[File:Son-Chu_at_Walmart,_2_June_'17.jpeg|thumb|right|Last image of the Ford Son-Chu, showing its bumper stickers. Note that Chris is indeed parked in a [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicap]] space.]]<br />
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In 2016, an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from [[June 2017]], taken in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on [[Chris and brand loyalty|promotions for businesses and charities]]. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is:<br />
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[[File:Sonchufocus-rear.jpg|thumb|right|The virgin mobile with the stickers peeled off]]<br />
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* Atlas Comics<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100110134110/http://www.atlascomicbooks.com/]</ref> - A barebones text advertisement for a now-defunct local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the [[DayOut]] videos, but has never talked about it otherwise).<br />
* Brown<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100106062022/http://www.brownautos.com/]</ref> - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris.<br />
* Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a [[Tomgirl|transgender]] pride flag.<br />
* SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being. <br />
* Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining [[Women's Rights|pinup girl]]<br />
* State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance.<br />
* Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with [[Rainbow|rainbow-patterned]] stripes above and below.<br />
* HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] political advocacy group.<br />
* WTJU<ref>[https://archive.is/w0ct5]</ref> - The logo of a variety music station operated from the [[University of Virginia]], where [[Bob]] once hosted a [[WTJU Marathon|jazz marathon]].<br />
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==Distracted driving==<br />
[[File:drivingtotheextreme.png|thumb|right|Driving to the extreme!]]<br />
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his [[Dimensions|dimensional]] beliefs while behind the wheel.<br />
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While driving to the 2019 [[BronyCon]], Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of [[Reldnahc]]'s army trying to invade [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 18</ref>. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied<ref>https://archive.is/PKV6R</ref>:<br />
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{{quotebox|I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache.}}<br />
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After BronyCon, according to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] had to help him drive through temporary possession<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 25]]</ref>.<br />
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In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the [[BronyCon|con]] center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.<ref>https://archive.is/tGNBz</ref>}}<br />
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===Collisions and near-misses===<br />
Chris and Barb have wound up in several fender benders, usually of his own fault, on multiple occasions:<br />
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* On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a [[Mumble_2#Chris_Crashes_Due_To_Math|Mumble chat]] that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator".<br />
* On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerks|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.<br />
* About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.<br />
* During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.<br />
* During the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb attempted to escape the GAMe PLACe parking lot. While doing so, they hit Snyder twice with their car, resulting in unspecified injuries. Both Chris and Barb received a felony failure to stop charge as a result. During [[This is how the Trial went|their sentencing]], Chris was ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills from the incident.<br />
* In [[September 2013]], Chris caused another fender-bender:<br />
{{quotebox|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}<br />
* In [[August 2019]], Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.<ref name=aug2019car></ref><br />
* On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris backed up into a big rig trailer, causing a smashed rear window and dented door frame to his vehicle.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref><br />
* On 23 [[November 2021]], [[Barb]] failed to yield the right-of-way<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> in an accident with a tractor trailer, totaling her Dodge Caravan.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref><ref>https://archive.is/VXneP/</ref><br />
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==Other incidents==<br />
* On 10 December [[2002]], Barb was pulled over in [[wikipedia:Louisa County, Virginia|Louisa County]] and charged with a defective right-side brake light. She ultimately paid $47.00 in court costs.<ref>[[:File:Barbchan2.PNG]]</ref><br />
* On 26 [[February 2009]], Chris locked himself out of his car during the [[Ohio trip]].<br />
* In [[April 2019]], Chris lost his wallet at a gas station in [[wikipedia:Newport News, Virginia|Newport News, Virginia]] after placing it on top of his van, forgetting it, and driving away. The wallet was turned into the local police station where Chris retrieved it later that month.<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#Chris Loses His Wallet]]</ref><br />
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==Other cars==<br />
===Barb's BMW===<br />
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|Barb's Beemer]]<br />
Barb formerly owned a 1999 [[Wikipedia:BMW Z3|BMW Z3]], a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and tried to sell it in [[2014]], asking for 10 grand.<ref>[[December_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref><br />
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===Barb's Aerostar===<br />
[[File:Screenshot 46.png|thumb|Barb's Aerostar]]<br />
Prior to the Grand Caravan, Barb drove a teal 1992 Ford Aerostar. It's only really notable for being Chris's vehicle of choice during the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident.]] Other than that, it only appeared in the background of a handful of videos and photos before being replaced with the Grand Caravan sometime in 2012-2013. The fate of the van is currently unknown and it has most likely been scrapped, though this generation of Ford minivans were actually fairly reliable and it's not out of the question that the van is still on the road somewhere.<br />
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===The Mitsu===<br />
[[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.<br />
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==In the comic==<br />
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], but in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] transforms into an [[Autobot]] and helps fight against the [[PVCC]] invasion of CWCville. Then, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] to perform "[[Revive Zordon]]" and massacre the workers at the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from ''Transformers'' canon, [[wikipedia:Hotrod (Transformers)|Hotrod]] and [[wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].<br />
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[[File:Sonchu explain 3.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris quotes the [[CWCki]]]]<br />
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]].</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time.}}<br />
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==Toy Son-Chu==<br />
[[File:Son-chu package.jpeg|thumb]]<br />
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Chris created a Son-Chu figure in March 2017. It appeared in [[Son-Chu Review]], a ''48-minute''-long video of him playing with toys.<br />
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Son-Chu's bio reads:<br />
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{{quotebox|The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!}}<br />
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It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce<ref>https://archive.is/IFJG4</ref>.<br />
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He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his [[stamps]] business.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:St patrick's.jpg|A drawing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, March 2017. Chris did not explain what an Autobot has to do with an Irish-themed celebration.<br />
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.<br />
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.<br />
File:Sonchu explain 2.jpeg|Prototype design from a Transformers.com game. Chris kept these for over ''10 years''.<br />
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.<br />
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta <br />
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.<br />
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless.<br />
File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition.<br />
File:Carsonchu.png|Google Street View from [[June 2011]]. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter.<br />
File:Escortvscaravan.jpg|Tonight on top gear, we review the Son-chu's<br />
File:Son-chu pose.jpg| Son-Chu and the CWC Defens<br />
File:IMG_8573.jpg|The car [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Son-Chu_sighting|seen]] driving [[August 2023]]<br />
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== Sources ==<br />
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==See also==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
* [[Car Pranks]]<br />
* [[Hot Wheels]]<br />
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{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
{{Articleofthenow}}<br />
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]<br />
[[Category:Transformers]]</div>
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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]<br />
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'''Son-Chu''' was the name [[Chris]] gave to his car. Chris has driven several cars over the years, all bearing vanity plates reading "[[sonichu|SONICHU]]". Son-Chu's first incarnation was a [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]] that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white [[wikipedia:Cadillac Seville|Cadillac Seville]], until it died from a cracked engine block. From [[September 2014]] to [[November 2018]], Chris drove a [[wikipedia:Ford Focus|2010 Ford Focus sedan]], until its engine died. The Chandlers subsequently shared one vehicle: [[Barb]]'s Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth and final incarnation of Son-Chu, until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] and a thief stealing the unattended vehicle's plates, at which point the plates have been replaced and the van is now Barb's alone. The van was totaled in [[November 2021]] following a T-bone collision which left Barb injured with broken ribs and a concussion.<ref name=27nov>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref><br />
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It is not known when Chris got his driver's license. The earliest he could have gotten it was February [[1998]], the month in which he turned 16. However, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], completed in May [[2000]], Chris documents himself riding home from school on the (short) bus, suggesting that he still had not learned to drive. At the latest, Chris would have needed to obtain a license by fall [[2000]] in order to drive himself to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. In the [[Talk:Jessie Ruddy|Jessie Ruddy chatlogs]], which are of uncertain authenticity, Chris claims that he got his license at 18.<br />
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While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[Chris and...|elsewhere]] in this very wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|cause]] [[28_October_2011|personal injury]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.<br />
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==Name backstory==<br />
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a one-ton mobile weapon).]]<br />
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Since Chris is a huge fan of ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car]]".<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:<br />
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{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.<br />
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Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.<br />
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**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.}}<br />
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The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt</ref> and/or Wipe-Out,<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out</ref> both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars.<br />
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==Iterations of Son-Chu==<br />
===Ford Escort===<br />
[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|250px|First Son-Chu.]]<br />
A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref><br />
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Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump|screw]].<br />
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Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/><br />
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[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]<br />
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Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles on it.<br />
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===Cadillac Seville===<br />
[[File:IMG_5312.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris's second Son-Chu, a Cadillac Seville, seen outside the still fire-ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]].]]<br />
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According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from February 2012, Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by [[jerkop]]s. Considering how many miles the Escort had on it and how poorly Chris maintained it, there's a very high likelihood it was simply no longer drivable and needed too much work to be roadworthy again. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall 2011, as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's [[Wikipedia:Ford Aerostar|Ford Aerostar]] during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in June 2011, at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In September 2013, it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white [[Wikipedia:Cadillac Seville#1992.E2.80.931997|1992-1997 Cadillac Seville]], which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since 2012. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of 14 Branchland Court, confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door.<br />
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In September 2014, Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on [[Craigslist]], also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline." Cracked engine blocks were actually a fairly common issue with this generation of Cadillacs due to the [[Wikipedia:Northstar engine series#Head gasket issues|Northstar V8 engine]] having major design flaws, meaning the damage was most likely not caused by Chandler neglect, nor the fault of a mechanic as Chris claims.<br />
[[File:SevilleFinalState.jpeg|thumb|250px|The Seville before being scrapped.]]<br />
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in December of 2014. The block damage was repaired and the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in December of 2016. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.<ref>https://archive.ph/DUF89/</ref><br />
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===Ford Focus===<br />
[[File:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|250px|A [[fan]] poses with Son-Chu at [[Too Many Games]], 22 [[June 2018]]. Note the extremely poor bay parking, which would be marked down as a fault on a practical driving test.]]<br />
{{Quote|And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus.|Chris<ref>[[September_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 24 September 2014, Chris had purchased a used [[Wikipedia:Ford Focus (second generation, North America)|second generation Ford Focus]] (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.<ref>[[Catherine]]</ref><br />
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This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation.<br />
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In July 2018, Chris recorded [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] Although [[fans]] gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In November 2018, [[The Captain]] reported that the car's engine was permanently broken:<br />
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{{quote|The day before [[Chandler Cats#Patches|Patches]] died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.}}<br />
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The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. Considering Chris's history of automotive maintenance (particularly his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First), plus Bob no longer being around to do it for him, it's more than likely that the engine damage resulted from simply being neglected.<br />
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The car was sold at auction over the winter and repaired. In May 2019, the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors in Maryland, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold in July of that year to someone who would probably treat it better. The car is still on the road to this day, beating the odds and surviving Chandler ownership.<ref>[http://archive.ph/akZTA Car listing]</ref> Chris never bought anything to replace it and instead started driving Barb's minivan during the winter of 2018-2019. <br />
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===Barb's Dodge Caravan===<br />
[[File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's Ford Focus and Barb's Dodge Caravan in a photo from June 2017.]]<br />
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Barb owned a [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Chrysler minivans (RS)|Dodge Grand Caravan]], which had the license plate "B WESTON".<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220525060721/https://findbyplate.com/US/VA/BWESTON/ info]</ref> She was seen behind the wheel in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Chris apparently borrowed the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.<ref>https://archive.is/2ohFq</ref><br />
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Chris borrowed the car to drive to [[BronyCon]] due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a [[Sheetz]] gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record [[Waiting for the tow truck]].<br />
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[[File:Sonichu van.png|thumb|left|150px|The Dodge Caravan with Sonichu plates as seen in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Chris's Google Intro video.]]]]<br />
After the death of Chris's Focus in November 2018, the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb. Most likely this was a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his tugboat on [[Lego|more]] [[List of Chris's video games|pressing]] [[McDonald's|matters]] instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car.<br />
[[File:Son-Chu_at_courthouse,_19_June_2019.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The back of the Dodge Caravan as of Chris's [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|June 2019 debt hearing]].]]<br />
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, cementing it as the fourth iteration of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in [[April 2019]]. <br />
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In August 2019, the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to [[BronyCon]], the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated:<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]]</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.}} <br />
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A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken [[Wikipedia:catalytic converter|catalytic converter]] or fuel pressure sensor; this is likely to cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br />
[[File:AutoRepairPapers.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The bill for the exhaust/brake repairs.]]<br />
The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape]]</ref><br />
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On 28 March 2021, Chris damaged the van, denting its trunk door and smashing its rear windshield, by backing up into a big rig trailer. He and Barb took it to a body shop to have the trunk door replaced.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref><br />
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File:Chris car April 2021-1.jpg|Photos taken by a fan on 3 April 2021.<br />
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File:Chris car April 2021-3.jpg|Plastic covering the damaged rear window.<br />
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Chris planned to drive the van to attend the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention in Seattle, WA, which would have been a 41-hour drive crossing mountainous terrain. However, [[Null]] vetoed the plan out of safety concerns and arranged for a flight instead.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]</ref> However, the [[Incest call]] completely derailed these plans and the trip was cancelled. Instead, Chris took his car to a hotel in Richmond, where he parked it in a spot where he could wait out a few nights before he could return to [[14 Branchland Court|his home]]. Chris was arrested on 1 August 2021, leaving the car unattended. Sometime between then and 3 August 2021, a [[4-cent_garbage|4channer]] stole the vanity license plates off of the vehicle.<br />
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The van was returned to the Chandler Household around, or exactly on 29 August 2021, this time with Barb's plates put back onto it.<br />
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[[File:BarbVanLateAug2021.jpeg|thumb|250px|the Van back at 14 Branchland Court.]]<br />
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On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb, not having her son to drive her anywhere, experienced a traffic accident with a tractor-trailer. The van got T-boned on its left side, with the airbags not deployed, resulting in Barb breaking two of her ribs and getting a concussion.<ref name=27nov></ref> The van was totaled and Barb was charged with Fail to Yield Right-of-Way for the incident and paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs.<br />
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File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord1.jpg|Carfax report on the November 2021 crash.<br />
File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord2.jpg|Carfax report, part 2<br />
File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png|Barb's Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.<br />
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===Chevrolet Aveo===<br />
Following the [[Jail Saga]], on 25 [[August 2023]], Chris was spotted driving a [[2006]] Chevrolet Aveo. Records showed that the vehicle was purchased on 19 [[May 2023]] for $3,500.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref><br />
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According to Carfax, the Aveo, as of 3 August 2023, has 138,482mi, and in typical Chris fashion, is overdue for an oil change.<ref>[[:File:Chevrolet_Aveo_Mileage.png]]</ref><br />
[[File:IMG 8573.jpg|thumb|150px|How do you misspell your life's work?]] <br />
As was tradition with the previous iterations, Chris added a custom license plate: "SONCIHU". (Chris somehow [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU" on his own damn license plate).<br />
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On 4 September 2023, Son-Chu was sighted at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref><br />
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==Handicap parking permit==<br />
Being a [[high-functioning autistic]] [[male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.<br />
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Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [https://archive.is/ux8X9 Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or [[26 December 2014|having meltdowns in public]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[https://archive.is/ZKGTF Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref><ref>[https://archive.is/0zzHr Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.<br />
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==Dashboard==<br />
[[File:Pace car.jpeg|thumb]]<br />
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In 2017, Chris had a [[Skylanders avatar]] of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his [[Tomgirl]] persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50.<br />
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[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|left|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]<br />
A [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. <br />
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Interesting to note is that [https://archive.is/RqZjB Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's high-functioning life, he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.<br />
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==Vanity plate==<br />
{{quote|I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones.|Chris<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]<br />
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]<br />
[[File:The Chris Chan Conspiracy - Framed Son-Chu License Plate.png|thumb|200px|Another vanity plate seen in a frame at 14 Branchland Court in footage shown in the second episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]''.]]<br />
[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png|thumb|200px|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]]<br />
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The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|vanity plate]] read "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]) and another reading "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]).<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> Barb has or had a vanity plate reading "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#B Weston License Plate]]</ref> It is worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state (16.2% of all eligible vehicles as of 2007), so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref><br />
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Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.<br />
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The SONICHU plate was a favorite target for thieves. One such theft occurred to the Dodge Caravan after Chris was arrested for incest on 1 August 2021, which resulted in the van being unattended at a motel parking lot. <br />
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About a day after Chris's arrest, a once anonymous troll going by the alias Airsoft Al, left a sticky note on his car and stole his license plate. Not too long after he posted about it on 4chan. An autistic user named Airsoft Al was framed for it by '''Chase Lopez''' of being Abstract Airsoft.<br />
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==Bumper stickers==<br />
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.<br />
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From left to right:<br />
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* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.<br />
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.<br />
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[https://archive.is/ECj6V]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably buys his [[Britney Spears]] CDs.<br />
* An [[America]]n flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].<br />
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. <br />
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his endorsement.<br />
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.<br />
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As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.<br />
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[[File:Son-Chu_at_Walmart,_2_June_'17.jpeg|thumb|right|Last image of the Ford Son-Chu, showing its bumper stickers. Note that Chris is indeed parked in a [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicap]] space.]]<br />
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In 2016, an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from [[June 2017]], taken in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on [[Chris and brand loyalty|promotions for businesses and charities]]. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is:<br />
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[[File:Sonchufocus-rear.jpg|thumb|right|The virgin mobile with the stickers peeled off]]<br />
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* Atlas Comics<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100110134110/http://www.atlascomicbooks.com/]</ref> - A barebones text advertisement for a now-defunct local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the [[DayOut]] videos, but has never talked about it otherwise).<br />
* Brown<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100106062022/http://www.brownautos.com/]</ref> - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris.<br />
* Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a [[Tomgirl|transgender]] pride flag.<br />
* SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being. <br />
* Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining [[Women's Rights|pinup girl]]<br />
* State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance.<br />
* Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with [[Rainbow|rainbow-patterned]] stripes above and below.<br />
* HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] political advocacy group.<br />
* WTJU<ref>[https://archive.is/w0ct5]</ref> - The logo of a variety music station operated from the [[University of Virginia]], where [[Bob]] once hosted a [[WTJU Marathon|jazz marathon]].<br />
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==Distracted driving==<br />
[[File:drivingtotheextreme.png|thumb|right|Driving to the extreme!]]<br />
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his [[Dimensions|dimensional]] beliefs while behind the wheel.<br />
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While driving to the 2019 [[BronyCon]], Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of [[Reldnahc]]'s army trying to invade [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 18</ref>. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied<ref>https://archive.is/PKV6R</ref>:<br />
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{{quotebox|I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache.}}<br />
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After BronyCon, according to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] had to help him drive through temporary possession<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 25]]</ref>.<br />
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In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the [[BronyCon|con]] center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.<ref>https://archive.is/tGNBz</ref>}}<br />
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===Collisions and near-misses===<br />
Chris and Barb have wound up in several fender benders, usually of his own fault, on multiple occasions:<br />
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* On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a [[Mumble_2#Chris_Crashes_Due_To_Math|Mumble chat]] that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator".<br />
* On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerks|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.<br />
* About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.<br />
* During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.<br />
* During the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb attempted to escape the GAMe PLACe parking lot. While doing so, they hit Snyder twice with their car, resulting in unspecified injuries. Both Chris and Barb received a felony failure to stop charge as a result. During [[This is how the Trial went|their sentencing]], Chris was ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills from the incident.<br />
* In [[September 2013]], Chris caused another fender-bender:<br />
{{quotebox|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}<br />
* In [[August 2019]], Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.<ref name=aug2019car></ref><br />
* On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris backed up into a big rig trailer, causing a smashed rear window and dented door frame to his vehicle.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref><br />
* On 23 [[November 2021]], [[Barb]] failed to yield the right-of-way<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> in an accident with a tractor trailer, totaling her Dodge Caravan.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref><ref>https://archive.is/VXneP/</ref><br />
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==Other incidents==<br />
* On 10 December [[2002]], Barb was pulled over in [[wikipedia:Louisa County, Virginia|Louisa County]] and charged with a defective right-side brake light. She ultimately paid $47.00 in court costs.<ref>[[:File:Barbchan2.PNG]]</ref><br />
* On 26 [[February 2009]], Chris locked himself out of his car during the [[Ohio trip]].<br />
* In [[April 2019]], Chris lost his wallet at a gas station in [[wikipedia:Newport News, Virginia|Newport News, Virginia]] after placing it on top of his van, forgetting it, and driving away. The wallet was turned into the local police station where Chris retrieved it later that month.<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#Chris Loses His Wallet]]</ref><br />
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==Other cars==<br />
===Barb's BMW===<br />
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|Barb's Beemer]]<br />
Barb formerly owned a 1999 [[Wikipedia:BMW Z3|BMW Z3]], a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and tried to sell it in [[2014]], asking for 10 grand.<ref>[[December_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref><br />
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===Barb's Aerostar===<br />
[[File:Screenshot 46.png|thumb|Barb's Aerostar]]<br />
Prior to the Grand Caravan, Barb drove a teal 1992 Ford Aerostar. It's only really notable for being Chris's vehicle of choice during the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident.]] Other than that, it only appeared in the background of a handful of videos and photos before being replaced with the Grand Caravan sometime in 2012-2013. The fate of the van is currently unknown and it has most likely been scrapped, though this generation of Ford minivans were actually fairly reliable and it's not out of the question that the van is still on the road somewhere.<br />
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===The Mitsu===<br />
[[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.<br />
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==In the comic==<br />
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], but in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] transforms into an [[Autobot]] and helps fight against the [[PVCC]] invasion of CWCville. Then, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] to perform "[[Revive Zordon]]" and massacre the workers at the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from ''Transformers'' canon, [[wikipedia:Hotrod (Transformers)|Hotrod]] and [[wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].<br />
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[[File:Sonchu explain 3.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris quotes the [[CWCki]]]]<br />
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]].</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time.}}<br />
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==Toy Son-Chu==<br />
[[File:Son-chu package.jpeg|thumb]]<br />
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Chris created a Son-Chu figure in March 2017. It appeared in [[Son-Chu Review]], a ''48-minute''-long video of him playing with toys.<br />
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Son-Chu's bio reads:<br />
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{{quotebox|The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!}}<br />
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It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce<ref>https://archive.is/IFJG4</ref>.<br />
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He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his [[stamps]] business.<br />
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File:St patrick's.jpg|A drawing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, March 2017. Chris did not explain what an Autobot has to do with an Irish-themed celebration.<br />
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.<br />
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.<br />
File:Sonchu explain 2.jpeg|Prototype design from a Transformers.com game. Chris kept these for over ''10 years''.<br />
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.<br />
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta <br />
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.<br />
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless.<br />
File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition.<br />
File:Carsonchu.png|Google Street View from [[June 2011]]. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter.<br />
File:Escortvscaravan.jpg|Tonight on top gear, we review the Son-chu's<br />
File:Son-chu pose.jpg| Son-Chu and the CWC Defens<br />
File:IMG_8573.jpg|The car [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Son-Chu_sighting|seen]] driving [[August 2023]]<br />
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== Sources ==<br />
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==See also==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
* [[Car Pranks]]<br />
* [[Hot Wheels]]<br />
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{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
{{Articleofthenow}}<br />
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This is a screenshot I took of the Aveo's records (VIN: <br />
KL1TD56646B569111) on Carfax's "Garage" page.</div>
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Fan visits
2023-05-09T04:17:26Z
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<div>{{Protip|If you're thinking about taking a trip to personally check on Barb after [[Affair with Mother|what's happened]], then don't. She has been through enough in the past year as it is, and she is probably better off being left alone.}}<br />
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In recent years, Chris and/or Barb have occasionally been '''visited by fans''' at their [[14 Branchland Court|house]].<br />
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==Joey Vance==<br />
[[File:JvanceandChris.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris with Joey (far left) and his brother.]]<br />
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On 18 [[October 2019]], '''Joey Vance''' and his older brother visited [[Sonichu Headquarters]] to meet Chris. Their accounts were posted on Reddit in r/ChrisChanSonichu the next day.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/dk6ttx/look_who_i_met_the_other_day_im_in_the_back_lol/ Original Post] ([http://archive.li/ZznCn Archive])</ref><br />
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The two brothers were initially visiting [[Charlottesville]] and since [[Ruckersville]] just happens to be in their way, Joey decided to make the most of their time together to personally visit Chris. The overall visit was described as a calm experience between the two parties, with the older brother (known by his Reddit handle xv5qx) even giving a [[Sonic]] toy as a "peace offering". One interesting note Joey mentioned is the fact that Chris smells of [[weed]]. Whether the musk is the result of his usual poor [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|hygiene]] or his new [[Teen Troon Squad|drug habit]] is still up for debate.<br />
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===Audio===<br />
Joey also recorded conversations regarding [[Jacob Sockness]].<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan<br />
| ytid = HGXar9jLaq0<br />
| stardate = 19 [[October 2019]]<br />
| maker = Joey Vance 2<br />
| previous = [[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness]]<br />
| next = [[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire]]<br />
| subject = {{Jacob|text}}<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
[A [[Clover and Snoopy|dog]] is heard whining eerily throughout the video]<br />
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<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [Faintly] Hello?<br />
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<font color="green">'''Joey's Brother'''</font color>: Hey, are you Christian Chandler?<br />
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<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yes...<br />
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<font color="green">'''Joey's Brother'''</font color>: We live in the area- sorry to bother you- we've been fans for a few years and stuff and...<br />
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<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Thank you.<br />
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<font color="green">'''Joey's Brother'''</font color>: though we'd kinda give some gifts<br />
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<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh, thank you.<br />
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<font color="green">'''Joey's Brother'''</font color>: Yeah.<br />
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<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: That's very nice.<br />
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<font color="green">'''Joey's Brother'''</font color>: Yeah. Its nice to meet you dude.<br />
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<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah. It's nice to meet you both.<br />
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<font color="green">'''Joey's Brother'''</font color>: Yeah. Anyway, how have you been?<br />
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<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I've been doing alright.<br />
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<font color="green">'''Joey's Brother'''</font color>: That's cool.<br />
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<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ahh been doing very well, you knowsshh having to cope with [[Jacob_Sockness#Abortive_Virginia_trip|the events-]]<br />
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<font color="green">'''Joey's Brother'''</font color>: Yeah, I- I heard about the- the situation with the guy, I'm sorry to hear about that.<br />
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<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Well don't worry about that, it's all cool.<br />
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<font color="green">'''Joey's Brother'''</font color>: We're all looking out for your best interests, and you definitely have our support so-<br />
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<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Thank- [[Homos|I love your blue eyes.]]<br />
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<font color="green">'''Joey's Brother'''</font color>: Oh, appreciate it. I you- [[Heterochromia|blue and green eyes]], they're really cool.<br />
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[Pause]<br />
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<font color="green">'''Joey's Brother'''</font color>: That's awesome! Yeah. So, anyway, um is it cool if we get a selfie or something?<br />
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<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah-<br />
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==Aggravating Art==<br />
[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|250px|Chris with Aggravating Art.]]<br />
On 20 [[February 2021]], a Ruckersville local by the handle of '''Aggravating_Art_2982''', along with his older brother and his brother's girlfriend visited Chris and documented his experience on [[Reddit]]'s r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/lojfvv/me_and_my_brother_met_chris_today_ask_away/ Original Post] ([https://archive.md/MFjjm Archive])</ref> <br />
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File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto1.png|Chris getting uncomfortably close with Aggravating Art's brother's girlfriend while looking like a stoned {{w|Rick Moranis}}.<br />
File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto3.png|Aggravating Art on the gazebo.<br />
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===Video===<br />
Aggravating Art also recorded a short video featuring Chris's wardrobe.<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = CHRIS CHAN DRIP OUT<br />
| ytid = tQsTwz_Y_Vc<br />
| stardate = 20 [[February 2021]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Patriotic Muumuu<br />
| saga = <br />
| other = <br />
| maker = <br />
| previous = [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]<br />
| next = [[Chris Kisses Rosechu]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[Laughing and dogs whining in the background]<br />
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Swag, dripped out baby! (higher pitch) Dripped out!<br />
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==Anon on /pol/==<br />
On 28 [[June 2021]], an anonymous user on [[4chan]]'s /pol/ board visited 14 Branchlord Court to take pictures of the house and [[Son-chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|the Dodge Caravan]]. The user played the flute near [[Patti]]'s old doghouse and apparently saw Chris peeking through a window in the house.<br />
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==hoov2002==<br />
On 27 [[July 2021]], Reddit user hoov2002 visited Chris at 14 Branchland Court, and took two photos with him. Of note is how both of these images feature Chris wearing [[negligee]], which he claimed he had been wearing during some instances of his [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> This visit was not publicly posted about until [[March 2022]], likely due to the fact that Chris' incest came to light just a day later.<br />
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==Phillip Jeffries==<br />
On 29 [[August 2021]], during the fallout of [[Affair with Mother|the incest incident]] and the [[Jail Saga#Arrest|August 2021 arrest]], a [[Kiwi Farms]] user called Phillip_Jeffries visited 14 Branchlord Court with a friend in order to see the condition of the aforementioned Dodge Caravan and [[Chandler cats|the cats]]. Phillip was able to confirm that the vehicle was back at the house, and that at least two cats, Baby and Sylvia, were still living at the residence. Most notably, it was also confirmed that Barbara had returned to the house and that the Caravan had been registered with replacement license plates.<<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref><br />
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==Winfield Winfield==<br />
{{See also|14 Branchland Court#September 2021}}<br />
[[File:Cro-magnon_looking_ween.png|thumb]]<br />
'''Dylan Winfield''', also known as '''Winfield Winfield''' is the self-published author of the first book in a planned horror novel series. Dylan seems to have found promoting his book by spamming Reddit and Twitter ineffective, so in June 2021 he hit upon the idea of sending a copy each to Chris and Barbara and asking for their reviews. Needless to say, the events of late July and early August would make that difficult, but Dylan continued to promote the idea of reaching out to Chris.<br />
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On 6 September 2021, Dylan traveled to Ruckersville, where he took a video at [[14 Branchland Court]] as well as numerous still images <ref>[https://imgur.com/a/j7ASWDl/ Trespassing Pic Collection]</ref> in an attempt to promote his book series by piggybacking off Chris's Internet infamy. In addition to committing the crime of trespassing, he can be heard making his agonizingly cringey commentary about the house and its surroundings throughout the video as well as mentioning his book, revealing his true purpose in making the trek to 14BC in the first place. The following day, he uploaded the video and messaged GiBi on twitter. This resulted in his exposure on the Kiwi Farms, and several people calling him out on his clout-chasing attempts, after which he deleted his video within an hour, suggesting he was following the thread. [[Autism|Why]], then, he didn't know better is a mystery.<br />
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===Video===<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chris Chan Outdoor House Tour (September 6th, 2021)<br />
| ytid = VJQ6xPfdj8M<br />
| stardate = 7 [[September 2021]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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''[Video begins with a shot of Dylon's face.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Hi, everybody. Uh, my name is Winfield Winfield, I am the author of a horror novel, the start of a series, it's called "Cult of the Eclipse", so be sure to look for that online if you like ''Silent Hill'' kind of stuff, and you guys are not going to believe where I am. I am at...<br />
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''[Camera pans to show Son-Chu and the front of 14 Branchland Court.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': ...Sonichu Headquarters! (chuckles) Oh man, I wanted to go ahead and see like what the house looked like, it was just a little road trip that I'm on.<br />
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''[Camera zooms in on Son-Chu.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': I'm guessing that might be Barb's car here, uh, I wonder if those marks are from, uh, maybe [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder]], like who knows man. Okay...<br />
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''[Dylon walks to the side of the van, then looks inside the passenger-side window.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': If, uh, you look really closely here...<br />
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''[Camera shifts to Dylon's face, then back.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': ...you can see...there...is a bucket full of garbage, that's not shocking here...<br />
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''[He looks in the back of the van.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': ...you got that going on in the back and whatever else. This unfortunately is not the Sonichu Car, I think everybody knows that it's stuck at that motel where [[Jail Saga#Arrest|Chris got arrested]] at, and the license plate's been stolen.<br />
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''[Camera zooms in on a "rejection" sticker from Virginia State Inspection on the front windshield.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Rejection...ooh, that doesn't look good. Okay...<br />
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''[Camera pans over the front of 14 BLC again.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Clearly nobody is here, so let's, uh, take a gander around here. Obviously, I can't go inside, but let's check out how it looks on the outside...we got a whole bunch of tall vegetation so far...<br />
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''[Camera looks at a tree in the front yard.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': ...clearly hasn't cut the grass in a ''long'' time.<br />
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''[Camera pans to the road in front of the house.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Uh, trash cans are pretty empty, uh, I guess that means all the garbage is probably inside the house somewhere, but, uh, let's keep going. Go on a little outside tour...<br />
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''[Dylon starts walking around the house's right side.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': You know, around the back is actually interesting, and I'll show you guys why in a minute. <br />
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''[Dylon enters the backyard, passing the bench and the house's back door.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Okay, got the bench, got a little trail leading to the back. Oh Jesus Christ, yeah, like right here, literally right here, you can actually like smell the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fucking BO]], like it, like right here, it smells like somebody hasn't showered in like three weeks, uh, I'm gonna put my short over my nose here. <br />
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''[Dylon looks up the stairs at the back walkway. A cat is sitting there.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': There's a little [[Chandler cats|kitty]] up there, I don't know which cat that is or that's even the Chandler's cat for that matter.<br />
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''[Camera zooms in on the walkway.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Oh there's two cats! Poor babies, having to live with this family. (shifts camera to the vines growing on the side) Oh god, look at like the vegetation growing on the side right there, like that might be digging into the foundation. Man, I wonder how bad that is.<br />
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''[Dylon walks across the back yard.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Okay, uh......<br />
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''[Camera shifts to the shed) there's the shed]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': There's the shed, some cats ran off in there, probably scared it's one of the Chandlers, knowing this place.<br />
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''[Camera turns back to the house)]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Yeah, more uh, tall vegetation on this side, probably eating away at the place, and if Chris-Chan gets sentenced, I mean, shit, it might get worse over the next 10 years, like who knows. <br />
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''[Camera turns to the gazebo]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': And over here, we got the little gazebo, Bob's little gazebo here.<br />
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''[Dylan approaches the gazebo]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': There's a little dog house here, probably where [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] is, poor girl. God, could you, could you imagine how nice of a place this could have been if the Chandlers just took care of it? <br />
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''[Camera turns back toward shed]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Man, but then again, Chris Chan wouldn't be so famous now, would he? Okay, um...I'm gonna see if I can go around to the other side here and take a look...<br />
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''[Camera goes around the outside of the house again]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Okay...and over here we got this little pathway here, it's all broken up as you can see. Okay...<br />
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''[Dylon finds Bob's old greenhouse.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': That's...oh my god! What is that, is that supposed to be like the, the dream factory? Let me take a look...there are little steps here, gotta be careful. <br />
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''[Camera moves past a side entrance, looking inside.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Holy shit, the light's still on. Ugh, I do not want to see that electric bill.<br />
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''[Camera looks inside the greenhouse.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Thinking outside, what the f-, what...okay, uh, a ton of junk in here. It's probably more Chris Chan shit, I don't know if, um, you can get a decent view in here. Unfortunately, it's locked, we can't really get a better look, but hopefully, hopefully you guys can see okay. All righty...<br />
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''[Dylon walks around the greenhouse, showing the junk crammed in the windows.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Uh, let's see if there's anything else to look at here.<br />
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''[Dylon heads around the back of the greenhouse and finds what appears to be a jungle gym.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Whatever that's supposed to be, I don't know, man. Is that supposed to be like the dream factory, or is it, it's just a regular tree house or a regular little kid's club house or something. I don't know. Oh holy fuck, look at this. Look at this.<br />
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''[Camera pans over the extremely overgrown yard.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Jesus tap-dancing Christ, god look at the state of the yard, holy fucking dog shit, man. Man that is just wild. God, holy shit, look at this. <br />
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''[Zooms in on side of house.]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': It's like the plants are growing into the house, like check this out, I mean, it's not like going up the wall, it's actually trying to go like into the wall itself, like take a look here. Uh, Jesus Christ. Oh my god, taking over the gutters, too.<br />
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''[Dylan finds a pool of stagnant water]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': What is this supposed to be, is that like a pool? I can't really tell, it's just so, it's just so murky and filled with like rain and, er, and like dirt and earth and...fuck, man. God...man, that's a shame, it's a shame what happened to the Chandler place.<br />
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''[Camera pans over the back yard again, then moves toward the road]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': Oh my god, I feel like, like I genuinely feel like I'm walking through the woods right now. Jesus god almighty, god look at this fucking place. God, I almost tripped over a rock there. <br />
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''[Dylon notices a dry stone fountain]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': A little fountain, totally unattended, unkempt, not shocking at all. Okay, going back to my car here, so...<br />
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''[Camera turns around to Dylon's face]''<br />
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'''Dylon''': I hope you guys, uh, enjoyed that somewhat. It was uh, definitely worth driving here from Pennsylvania. All right, have a good one, guys.<br />
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''[Video ends]''<br />
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==e1ectricthunder==<br />
[[File:E1ectricthunder.jpg|thumb|160px|right|Party on, Garth!]] '''e1ectricthunder''' was a young woman who posted a very brief video of her and an unknown accomplice interacting with Barb. The two of them went to the Chandler home, claimed to be friends of Chris's looking to get in touch with them, and were met only by a very confused-sounding Barb. Their visit was not well-received, especially on the Kiwi Farms, where this was viewed as the harassment of an elderly woman, who was a subject of sexual abuse from her own son, for Internet clout, which lead to her doxing.<br />
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On 20 [[September 2021]], she and an unknown male visited 14 Branchland Court, knocked on the door to reveal a seemingly confused Barbara, and asked, babbling, whether Chris was home or not. Barb was previously described as looking frail, more "gone" than usual, and growing facial hair.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-29-2021-barb-returned-to-14bc.99387/page-48#post-9991909</ref> Barb seemed to be confused when asked about where her son was while [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]] howled at the door. Given that Barb did not know that she was being recorded, this was seen by some as evidence that she is not faking having cognitive difficulties as some claimed she did in Chris's begging videos, or at least that her alleged difficulty hearing is getting worse.<br />
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The video was then posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ps1foq/i_went_to_chris_chans_house_and_met_barb/</ref> but was deleted though not before being mirrored.<br />
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===Video===<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = I went to Chis Chan's house and met Barb...<br />
| ytid = 6cd_VfIhRBg<br />
| stardate = [[September 2021]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
''[dog whimpering throughout the video]''<br />
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<font color="green">'''Ellen'''</font color>: Hey. Um, I was just wondering if Chris was home. ''[steps in front of her friend to get closer to Barb]'' I was just wondering if Chris was home.<br />
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<font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara'''</font color>: Pardon?<br />
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<font color="green">'''Ellen'''</font color>: Y- is Chris home?<br />
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<font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara'''</font color>: I do not understand.<br />
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<font color="green">'''Ellen'''</font color>: My- My friend Chris, I was just wondering if Chris was here.<br />
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<font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara'''</font color>: No.<br />
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<font color="green">'''Ellen'''</font color>: Okay. Thank you. I'm sorry to bother. ''[Barb closes the door]''<br />
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==Larry Vaughn==<br />
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On 16 December 2021, [[Larry Vaughn]] decided to visit 14 Branchland Court after the totaling of [[Son-Chu]]. While there, he took two photos of the property, most notably with the van missing. He would later post both of these photos on [[Reddit]]. Larry had also claimed that Barb still lives at the house, despite the accident, and that the property was mostly cleaned up, clearing up the hoard, and possibly all of Chris's [[List of toys|belongings]]. <br />
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==Iron_Taipan==<br />
22 [[January 2023]]<br />
{{main|Redditor Ruckersville visit}}<br />
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==DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS==<br />
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On the evening of 3 [[May 2023]], redditor DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS posted a series of images of [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13b8278/chris_chan_house_update_may_3rd_2023_barb/</ref> What makes this visit notable is that the Redditor saw a glimpse of [[Barbara Chandler]], without being seen by her. DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS saw her in the upstairs window in the third pic, obscured by the tree. He left immediately after noticing Barb, confident he wasn't spotted. He planned on visiting once more the next morning, although decided against after he found Barb was [[Jail_Letter_-_21_July_2022|not in a nursing home]].<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|After I took the third pic I drove a little bit forward to get an additional angle of the house and then thats when I saw her. It was unmistakable, it was her with her white grown and white hair looking off to the right side of the window, possibly doing dishes something, idk whats up there. She wasnt looking at me thankfully but she couldve came to that window after hearing my car (which isnt very quiet, especially at 10 at night) and seeing who was out there.}}<br />
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Of note, the lawn and exterior is well kept, with only a prominently displayed hand-drawn [[Sonichu_Comic|Sonichu]] poster showing any signs that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was a former resident. The lights within Chris's room are on, likely for [[:File:12.07.20_room2.jpg|housekeeping]] by Barbara's caretakers.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]<br />
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==Reference==<br />
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{{FanChats}}<br />
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]</div>
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About Me:<br />
I am a piece of human garbage, which remarkably might be why I'm so interested in Chris.<br />
I like to play video games occasionally and I browse the internet for hours like any self respecting person does nowadays. <br />
I watch a lot of YouTube and that's how I discovered Chris in the first place, thanks to Liquid.<br />
I'd go into more detail about me, but that's boring lmao<br />
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What I do here:<br />
When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan.<br />
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| name = Change my state of mind<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8TFgBfODhTQ}}<br />
| Stardate = Love so hard to find...<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TFgBfODhTQ ]<br />
| Subject = Breakbot's Hit Song''<br />
| Video Type = Comedy<br />
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And now, everyone's favourite superhero<br />
Peptoman!<br />
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[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_Captain&diff=263894
The Captain
2021-08-01T13:40:25Z
<p>4rft5: grammatical fix</p>
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<div>{{incomplete}}<br />
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[[File:Ring Comic for The Captain (compressed from original).png|thumb|200px|Chris sends the [[Amnyfest Ring]] to The Captain.]]<br />
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During spring 2018, '''The Captain''', Marvin and Null stopped the [[Idea Guys]] after learning the extent of their maliciousness.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3551625/</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3566885/</ref><br />
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[[File:The Captain Amnyfest Ring photoshop (compressed from original).jpg|thumb|left|150px|The Captain's photoshop of [[Amnyfest Ring]] in his possession, used to convince Chris to trust him to stop the [[Idea Guys]].]]<br />
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{{quote|If I was mentally ill, then the Captain would be too, because he has personally met Magi-Chan|Chris, inadvertently demonstrating the issue with validating his beliefs<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Accusing fan's OC of attempted assassination]]</ref>.}}<br />
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For some time since then, he would act as an advisor for Chris and as a middleman between what is happening with Chris behind the scenes and Kiwi Farms. Highlights include him personally intervening after learning of Chris scamming people for money and using three ill stray kittens he had adopted as a vehicle for this. Fortunately, The Captain managed to contact a local Kiwi in [[Charlottesville]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3936293/</ref> who adopted Liza, one of the three. Another is implying that Chris has [[Teen Troon Squad|IRL friends]] who offered him marijuana and acting similarly to the Idea Guys. Like [[Null]], he has ceased involvement with Chris.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/page-10 The Captain has washed his hands of Chris]</ref><br />
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{{clear}}<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Marvin]]<br />
*[[Null]]<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/></div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Welfare_check&diff=263866
Welfare check
2021-08-01T03:07:22Z
<p>4rft5: adding ongoing and fixing consistency</p>
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<div>{{ongoing}}<br />
{{incomplete}}<br />
<br />
:''For the Social Security checks, see [[monthly tugboat]].<br />
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{{quote|Oh, People. Did I Not tell all of you to Not Contact Animal Control? Because we’ve just had a visitor who came to check on us! Good Grief!|Chris after claiming he couldn't afford medication for his [[cats]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1058520243553927170</ref>}}<br />
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A '''welfare check''' is a check conducted by officers to determine the safety of people and animals. [[Chris]], [[Barbara]], and the [[Chandler Cats]] have been subjects of welfare checks.<br />
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==Catalysts==<br />
Exaggerating health issues while [[beg]]ging for money and Chris's history of ineptitude towards his pets are frequent catalysts for both concerned [[fans]] and [[weens]] alike to request welfare checks.<br />
<br />
One of the first welfare checks requested for the Chandlers came about from [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]], a June 2016 begging video in which Barbara and Chris exaggerate an emergency by claiming they need money for Barbara's asthma medicine and stage the scene to imply that Barbara's health is in imminent danger without the medicine. A concerned fan requested a welfare check, and the officer replied stating that he had spoken with Barbara over the phone and that everything was okay.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-6-14-donations-required-serious-please-help.21590/page-13#post-1525966Z</ref> Despite that episode, the Chandlers continued to make several more begging videos over the years in which Barbara exaggerates her health issues for more money.<br />
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==July 2021==<br />
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On 30 July 2021, following leaks alleging that Chris was engaging in [[incest]] with Barb, the Greene County Police came to [[14 Branchland Court]] for another welfare check<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>. Though the details of their interaction with the police are unknown, Barb was taken to a hospital for further medical inspection while an emergency protective order was issued against Chris, temporarily prohibiting him from contacting her and from being at the Chandler house until 5 August. In the wake of the allegations, in addition to Chris taking 750$ of Barb's money and transferring it into his own account, [[Null]] completely cut all contact with Chris, refunding all of his [[Help_send_Chris-Chan_to_Everfree_NW|GoFundMe]] backers who had paid to back his trip to Everfree Northwest, in addition notifying the [[Jerkops|Police]].<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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{{Fantasies}}<br />
{{Money}}</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Welfare_check&diff=263865
Welfare check
2021-08-01T02:59:14Z
<p>4rft5: adding additional details of the incest related welfare check</p>
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<div>{{incomplete}}<br />
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:''For the Social Security checks, see [[monthly tugboat]].<br />
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{{quote|Oh, People. Did I Not tell all of you to Not Contact Animal Control? Because we’ve just had a visitor who came to check on us! Good Grief!|Chris after claiming he couldn't afford medication for his [[cats]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1058520243553927170</ref>}}<br />
<br />
A '''welfare check''' is a check conducted by officers to determine the safety of people and animals. [[Chris]], [[Barbara]], and the [[Chandler Cats]] have been subjects of welfare checks.<br />
<br />
==Catalysts==<br />
Exaggerating health issues while [[beg]]ging for money and Chris's history of ineptitude towards his pets are frequent catalysts for both concerned [[fans]] and [[weens]] alike to request welfare checks.<br />
<br />
One of the first welfare checks requested for the Chandlers came about from [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]], a June 2016 begging video in which Barbara and Chris exaggerate an emergency by claiming they need money for Barbara's asthma medicine and stage the scene to imply that Barbara's health is in imminent danger without the medicine. A concerned fan requested a welfare check, and the officer replied stating that he had spoken with Barbara over the phone and that everything was okay.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-6-14-donations-required-serious-please-help.21590/page-13#post-1525966Z</ref> Despite that episode, the Chandlers continued to make several more begging videos over the years in which Barbara exaggerates her health issues for more money.<br />
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==July 2021==<br />
<br />
On 30 July 2021, following leaks alleging that Chris was engaging in [[incest]] with Barb, the Greene County Police came to [[14 Branchland Court]] for another welfare check<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>. Though the details of their interaction with the police are unknown, Barb was taken to a hospital for further medical inspection while an emergency protective order was issued against Chris, temporarily prohibiting him from contacting her and from being at the Chandler house until 5 August. In the wake of the allegations, in addition to Chris taking 750$ of Barb's money and transferring it into his own account, [[Null]] completely cut all contact with Chris, refunding all of his [[Help_send_Chris-Chan_to_Everfree_NW|GoFundMe]] backers who had paid to back his trip to the convention, in addition notifying the [[Jerkops|Police]].<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{Fantasies}}<br />
{{Money}}</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=C.W.C._-_Thank_You_:)&diff=255353
C.W.C. - Thank You :)
2020-11-23T00:29:52Z
<p>4rft5: wrong date on the embedded video</p>
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<div>"'''C.W.C. - Thank You :)'''" is a video in which [[Chris]] stumbles upon a "revelation" concerning why he is trolled and thanks [[ED]] and [[trolls]] for trolling him.<br />
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Despite Chris's high talk, the true purpose of the video seems to be that the trolls provide proof that Chris is not the impostor Chris, but is in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is the one who is trolled and is the laughing stock of the Internet.<br />
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Note that, although he insists that we're "twisting the truth" to make him look bad, Chris acknowledges that everything on our site is basically accurate. This means he is admitting to being a [[Chris and race|racist]], [[Homos|homophobic]], [[Women's rights|chauvinistic]], [[Chris and his Ego|self-satisfied]] manchild; he just doesn't see why that's a bad thing.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = C.W.C. - Thank You :)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|E9FX4IJ8aFQ}}<br />
| stardate = 03 [[April 2009]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3#IBAChandler.27s_Bonus_Video#IBAChandler's Bonus Video|Yearbooks]]<br />
| next = [[CWC_-_Exposing_Jeff#Video|Exposing Jeff]]<br />
}} <br />
{{quote|I thank you trolls. I thank you for documenting the truth.}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: April 3rd, [''removes glasses''] 2009.<br />
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I have had the revelation, I now see the truth. [''puts his glasses back on''] I see the truth behind the reason why the trolls troll me. Why they have been, why the're still doing it and all the like. Not just because the're bored, not just because they want information. Not just because they want to get to know me, not becau—not just because they have been emotionally hurt themselves, so many details that could be supposed for all the reasons to be listed. But, [''looks at his red clipboard''] the [[trolls]] are there to document the truth. Granted, they twist them around with their own evil ways. Try to make the individual look bad, but they still document the truth. <br />
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And with that [''raises his clipboard''] I would like to say the following assortment of words... that I have felt from my heart.<br />
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It is good to have my own trolls. They may try, and sometimes succeed, in getting true, hard, honest information from one, and they may later twist the truth for their evil purposes. Just like the ''paparazzi''. And, yet, they still, ''document'' the truth. And that text, audio, photographic, video, etc., type of information, is what separates the impostors from the real, true, honest, individual.<br />
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Just as I am posing in my shir—in my coa—in my coat I have worn on [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my twenty-fifth birthday FUTURE MESSAGE video]], I wear it now because... I thank you trolls. I thank you for documenting the truth. I thank you for, uh, keepin' it real, and separating me from the false people. I also thank [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. S—granted, slanderous... still... some... truth. And the original truth is documented in there, somewhere. In the ''history'' [''makes a vague hand-waving gesture'']. Granted that as—as much as you will have gotten from me... and, uh, [''exhales''] all that sort of thing. Oh, and also another reason, because your questions may have gone ignored before, I will, in the future, take one question at a time. And if it is a bad question, I will say... "no comment". So theref... yeah, so, therefore... for all that you have been turn—done—for all that you trolls have... done... you in turn have done for me, an excellent service. Now it is with the Wolf Cub—Wolf Cub Scout salute... I salute you. [''Wolf Scout salute''] Have a good day! [''peace sign''] Stay safe. <br />
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[''video cuts'']<br />
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Also before I forget, the, ah, current [[SingStar Challenge|SingStar contest]], between me and [[Liquid Chris|the impostor in the brown stripes]]... '''I know your naaaaaaame''', Mr. Toys-R-Us giraaaaaafe! His name! Only cut in half. Use the first name. Anyway, the contest shall continue, for the fun of it. Aaaand I hope he will enjoy the song I have in my mind [''points to head''] that God has entrusted me to relay, for ''him'' to sing, that he enjoys it, and sees the meaning. The Lord loves us... [''puts hand over heart''] by our own name... [[Christopher's_name_change|our own true honest name]].<br />
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===From the Description sidebar===<br />
{{quotebox|Also, I would like to document that Trolls are there also to make us Grow Up Emotionally. They try to break our spirits, keeping us down. But I still get back up and stand, Standing up for the things I know are right. I Dare to keep my Dreams and Love Alive.<br />
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<nowiki>**And, I would like to take this moment to offer my most Humble Apologies, now that I have a fuller understanding of things.</nowiki><br />
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-I am sorry, [[Michael Snyder]], for acting the way I did; it's your Television, and I should have respected you.<br /><br />
-I am sorry, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], You got the complaints from other people; You had your orders; You shattered my heart. Now, as I will soon draw you out of the comic pages as the villain, I forgive you for your misdeed of Heart-Shattering, and I would like very much to put this behind us after almost 6 years.<br /><br />
-I am sorry, Megan Schroeder, I should have not been soo touchy-feely. I was feeling elated and excited; I meant no discomfort, and for the discomfort I have caused unto you, I apologize.<br /><br />
-[[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], I still do not understand your beef against me, but I apologize for having my mother and father confront you that night, and if you will let me know what I have done wrong unto you to cause you grief, I will be happy to listen and fully comprehend.<br /><br />
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Thank You, Trolls.<br /><br />
Thank You, Encyclopedia Dramatica.<br /><br />
Thank You, Loyal Fans. CWCipedia is the NEW Official Sonichu & Rosechu Site; Enjoy.<br /><br />
Thank You All. :)<br />}}<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]|nextlink=[[Exposing Jeff]]|}}<br />
{{Captain's Log}}<br />
{{The_Cwcivil_War_of_2009}}<br />
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[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-08-03]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-03]]<br />
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-08-03]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pedofork&diff=255227
Pedofork
2020-11-17T22:48:38Z
<p>4rft5: giving the protip better wording</p>
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<div>{{Protip|Fake Twitter DM screenshots created by a ween who is trying to incriminate Chris are circulating on Twitter.}}<br />
{{Honest}}<br />
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{{quote|I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}<br />
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A '''pedofork''' ([ˈpɛdofɔrk]), a portmanteau of "[[Wikipedia:pedophile|pedophile]]" and "dork", is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''pædophile'' to non-Americans), child molester or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage. This term was coined in his "[[CWC's Second Message|Madman Rising]]" video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]''", known to the rest of the world as [[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]].<br />
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Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first overreactions to [[trolls]] and an early step towards becoming a lolcow. Chris has subsequently tried to remove or [[retcon]] out details or themes that could be viewed as borderline or outright pedophilia from his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics, although, with Chris's tendency to be very [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]], some things still manage to remain. <br />
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[[File:Cwc shadman like.png|thumb|200px|An image by Shadman that Chris liked.]]<br />
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At first glance, Chris appears to rigidly adhere to child sex laws; as the age of consent in Virginia is eighteen, Chris makes it clear when advertising himself for his [[Love Quest]] that all potential [[sweethearts]] must be no younger than eighteen (and no older than he is at the time). However, it's likely that Chris doesn't understand ''why'' these laws actually exist and may see them as deterrents in his Quest, in the same vein as [[jerkop]]s and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. This is evidenced by a scene in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] decide to strip for [[women's rights]]. Fourteen-year-old [[Zapina]] asks if she can join contribute to the naked bouncy giggly protesting fun, but [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] tells her no, adding in disappointment that she can't because of her age. When Zapina offers to be a spotlight instead, Rosechu hesitates, citing "the dumb laws". It is unclear whether this refers to the same laws that bar Zapina from stripping or the ones against exposing yourself in the presence of a minor. Either way, it seems odd that a self-proclaimed feminist would be annoyed with laws that protect young girls from being manipulated into sexual relationships, but Chris likely doesn't understand this.<br />
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Two more items of note: Joe Weston, Chris' own grandfather, was a pedofork (at age 30, he married [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]'s mother, who was half his age), and Chris himself used to wear [[pedo-glasses]].<br />
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In September 2017, Chris followed artist Shadman on Twitter.<ref>[https://archive.fo/aPQNB Chris's Follow list from that month]</ref> Shadman, the pseudonym of Swiss artist Shaddai Prejean, is notorious for his horrifying fetish art, including explicit drawings depicting real-life underage children.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shaedbase-shaedman-shaddai-shadman-prejean.17065/</ref> Chris said that he had followed the account because one of his [[Trolls|fans]] had directed him to Shadbase and claimed that he had drawn a piece of fanart Chris liked, and that he was unaware of Shadman's reputation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-347#post-2649620</ref> However, Chris did not remove Shadbase from his follow list, and in October, he liked a drawing of a young girl posted by the account.<br />
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On 2 February 2018, [[Kiwi Farms]] user [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] revealed a conversation which the [[Idea Guys]] and Chris had. In this particular conversation, Chris went into explicit detail about how he would have sex with Blanc, an underage character from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br />
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Chris also feels the need to talk about the sexuality of Sonichu and Rosechu's children – all three of them are underage, being 11–12 years old as of 2018. He has drawn Roberta (Robbie) Sonichu having sex with Mimi Rosechu while wearing a strap-on to hide the [[duck|ugly growth]] and rubbing the space between his legs with the [[china|genitals]] of Mimi... Robbie is canonically 11. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Set2Pic4.jpg In this image], his canon age was seven.<br />
<br />
[[File:CHASE VARIANT Chris Chan Autograph Card Pickle And BadBear.jpg|thumb|Autograph card sold by Chris in [[August 2018]], featuring a Pedobear.]]<br />
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Chris also mentions how the other two children, Cerah and Christine, are lesbian and bisexual respectively. He makes mention of Cerah finding "true love" in a female partner (and we all know what [[sex|that means]]), and Christine being "turned on" by both males and females (at the time Chris wrote this, Christine was canonically 8). Both sisters are canonically 12 as of 2018.<br />
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Whether or not their evolved forms are meant to be their "adult" stages is unknown. Seeing how they still go to school, they are still children.<br />
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The [[Idea Guys]] tricked Chris into believing that he was a pedophile. According to a member of the [[Guard Dogs]]:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Well, and [the Idea Guys] also extracted blackmail material from [Chris], like making him "admit" to being a pedophile [...] (Like they were like "well, I mean, you thought your classmates were hot when you were in [[high school]], right?? so you found a minor attractive! therefore you're a pedo! QED")<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-4610502</ref>}}<br />
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In addition, [[Cryzel Rosechu]], a fictional character Chris was led to believe he was married to, was created by the Idea Guys and her age was given as 15 years old.<br />
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On 15 July 2020, [[Chris]] tweeted a creepy and sexual remark to a twitter artist named Christine Usagi(@Fluffy_TG). After Fluffy asked Chris through [[Twitter]] how old he thought she was, Chris replied in his Sonichu persona thinking he was "roughly veering on 18 or 21; entering young adulthood, and cute enough to still get away at times." (it's currently unknown what he meant by that last part). After the creepy reply, Fluffy_TG blocked Chris. <br />
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{{clear}}<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and sex]]<br />
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==Sources==<br />
<references/><br />
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{{CWC-isms}}<br />
[[Category:CWC-isms]]<br />
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Son-Chu&diff=254668
Son-Chu
2020-11-02T02:25:34Z
<p>4rft5: better continuity</p>
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<div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br />
{{taxpayermoney}} <br />
[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]<br />
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'''Son-Chu''' is the name [[Chris]] gives to his car. It was originally a [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]] that he drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white [[wikipedia:Cadillac Seville|Cadillac Seville]], until it died from a cracked engine block. From [[September 2014]] to [[November 2018]], Chris drove a [[wikipedia:Ford Focus|2010 Ford Focus sedan]], until its engine died. The Chandlers currently share one vehicle: Barb's Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris has now transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth incarnation of Son-Chu.<br />
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While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[Chris and...|elsewhere]] in this very wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|cause]] [[28_October_2011|personal injury]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.<br />
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==Name backstory==<br />
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a one-ton mobile weapon).]]<br />
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Since Chris is a huge fan of ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car]]".<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:<br />
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{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.<br />
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Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.<br />
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**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.}}<br />
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The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt</ref> and/or Wipe-Out,<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out</ref> both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars.<br />
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==Iterations of Son-Chu==<br />
===Ford Escort===<br />
[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|250px|First Son-Chu.]]<br />
A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref><br />
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Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump|screw]].<br />
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Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/><br />
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[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]<br />
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Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles on it.<br />
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===Cadillac Seville===<br />
[[File:IMG_5312.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris's second Son-Chu, a Cadillac Seville, seen outside the still fire-ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]].]]<br />
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According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from February 2012, Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is currently unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by [[jerkop]]s. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall 2011, as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's [[Wikipedia:Ford Aerostar|Ford Aerostar]] during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in June 2011, at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In September 2013, it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white [[Wikipedia:Cadillac Seville#1992.E2.80.931997|1992-1997 Cadillac Seville]], which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since 2012. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of 14 Branchland Court, confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door.<br />
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In September 2014, Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on [[Craigslist]], also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline." Cracked engine blocks were actually a fairly common issue with this generation of Cadillacs due to the [[Wikipedia:Northstar engine series#Head gasket issues|Northstar V8 engine]] having major design flaws, meaning the damage was most likely not caused by Chandler neglect.<br />
[[File:SevilleFinalState.jpeg|thumb|250px|The Seville before being scrapped.]]<br />
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in December of 2014. Despite its damaged engine block, the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in December of 2016. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-have-a-vin-record-of-son-chu-ii.61309/</ref><br />
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===Ford Focus===<br />
[[File:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|250px|A [[fan]] poses with Son-Chu at [[Too Many Games]], 22 [[June 2018]]. Note the extremely poor bay parking, which would be marked down as a fault on a practical driving test.]]<br />
{{Quote|And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus.|Chris<ref>[[September_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 24 September 2014, Chris had purchased a used [[Wikipedia:Ford Focus (second generation, North America)|second generation Ford Focus]] (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.<ref>[[Catherine]]</ref><br />
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This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation.<br />
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In July 2018, Chris recorded [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] Although [[fans]] gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In November 2018, [[The Captain]] reported that the car's engine was permanently broken:<br />
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{{quote|The day before [[Chandler Cats#Patches|Patches]] died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.}}<br />
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The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. When you take Chris's history of automotive maintenance into account (in particular his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First) it's more than likely that the car's engine was destroyed as a result of simple neglect.<br />
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In May 2019, the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold to someone who would preferably treat it better.<ref>[http://archive.ph/akZTA Car listing]</ref><br />
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===Barb's Dodge Caravan===<br />
[[File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's Ford Focus and Barb's Dodge Caravan in a photo from June 2017.]]<br />
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Barb owns a [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Chrysler minivans (RS)|Dodge Grand Caravan]], which had the license plate "B WESTON".<ref>[https://findbyplate.com/US/VA/BWESTON/ Car info]</ref> She was seen behind the wheel in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Chris apparently borrows the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.<ref>https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1019295306637332480</ref><br />
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Chris borrowed the car to drive to [[BronyCon]] due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a [[Sheetz]] gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record [[Waiting for the tow truck]].<br />
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[[File:Sonichu van.png|thumb|left|150px|The Dodge Caravan with Sonichu plates as seen in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Chris's Google Intro video.]]]]<br />
After the death of Chris's Focus in November 2018, the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb, most likely as a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his cash on [[Lego|more]] [[List of Chris's video games|pressing]] [[McDonald's|matters]] instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car.<br />
[[File:Son-Chu_at_courthouse,_19_June_2019.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The back of the Dodge Caravan as of Chris's [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|June 2019 debt hearing]].]]<br />
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, cementing it as the fourth iteration of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in [[April 2019]]. <br />
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In August 2019, the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to [[BronyCon]], the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]]</ref>:<br />
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{{quotebox|after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.}} <br />
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A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken [[Wikipedia:catalytic converter|catalytic converter]] or fuel pressure sensor; this is likely to cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br />
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[[File:AutoRepairPapers.jpg|thumb|200px|The bill for the exhaust/brake repairs.]]<br />
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The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape]]</ref>.<br />
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==Handicap parking permit==<br />
Being a [[high-functioning autistic]] [[male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.<br />
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Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in 1 of only 2 states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [http://www.google.com/search?q=autism+disability+parking Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents whose autistic children bolt into traffic or [[26 December 2014|go mental in the store]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[http://www.dmv.state.va.us/webdoc/citizen/disability/renewal.asp Virginia DMV]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.<br />
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==Dashboard==<br />
[[File:Pace car.jpeg|thumb]]<br />
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In 2017, Chris had a [[Skylanders avatar]] of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his [[Tomgirl]] persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50.<br />
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[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|left|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]<br />
A [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. <br />
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Interesting to note is that [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1054 Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's high-functioning life, he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.<br />
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==Vanity plate==<br />
{{quote|I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones.|Chris<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]<br />
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]<br />
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The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]) and "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]])<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> and Barb has one named "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382164</ref> It may be worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state, so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref><br />
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Chris's plate is fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.<br />
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==Bumper stickers==<br />
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.<br />
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From left to right:<br />
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* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.<br />
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.<br />
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[http://www.plan9music.com/Home]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably buys his [[Britney Spears]] CDs.<br />
* An [[America]]n flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].<br />
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. <br />
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his endorsement.<br />
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.<br />
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As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.<br />
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[[File:Son-Chu_at_Walmart,_2_June_'17.jpeg|thumb|right|Last image of the Ford Son-Chu, showing its bumper stickers. Note that Chris is indeed parked in a [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicap]] space.]]<br />
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In 2016, an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from [[June 2017]], taken in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on [[Chris and brand loyalty|promotions for businesses and charities]]. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is:<br />
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[[File:Sonchufocus-rear.jpg|thumb|right|The virgin mobile with the stickers peeled off]]<br />
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* Atlas Comics<ref>[http://www.atlascomicbooks.com/]</ref> - A barebones text advertisement for a local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the [[DayOut]] videos, but has never talked about it otherwise).<br />
* Brown<ref>[http://www.brownautos.com/]</ref> - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris.<br />
* Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a [[Tomgirl|transgender]] pride flag.<br />
* SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being. <br />
* Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining [[Women's Rights|pinup girl]]<br />
* State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance.<br />
* Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with [[Rainbow|rainbow-patterned]] stripes above and below.<br />
* HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] political advocacy group.<br />
* WTJU<ref>[http://www.wtju.net/]</ref> - The logo of a variety music station operated from the [[University of Virginia]], where [[Bob]] once hosted a [[WTJU Marathon|jazz marathon]].<br />
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==Distracted driving==<br />
[[File:drivingtotheextreme.png|thumb|right|Driving to the extreme!]]<br />
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his [[Dimensions|dimensional]] beliefs while behind the wheel.<br />
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While driving to the 2019 [[BronyCon]], Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of [[Reldnahc]]'s army trying to invade [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 18</ref>. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1159596872509599745</ref>:<br />
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{{quotebox|I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache.}}<br />
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After BronyCon, according to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] had to help him drive through temporary possession<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 25]]</ref>.<br />
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In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the [[BronyCon|con]] center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5140051</ref>}}<br />
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===Collisions===<br />
Chris has wound up in dangerous situations with his car, usually of his own creation, on a few occasions.<br />
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* On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a [[Mumble_2#Chris_Crashes_Due_To_Math|Mumble chat]] that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator".<br />
* On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerks|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.<br />
* About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.<br />
*During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.<br />
*In [[September 2013]], Chris caused another fender-bender:<br />
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{{quotebox|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}<br />
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*In [[August 2019]], Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.<ref name=aug2019car></ref><br />
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==Other cars==<br />
===Barb's BMW===<br />
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|Barb's Beemer]]<br />
Barb formerly owned a 1999 [[Wikipedia:BMW Z3|BMW Z3]], a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and tried to sell it in [[2014]], asking for 10 grand.<ref>[[December_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref><br />
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===Barb's Aerostar===<br />
[[File:Screenshot 46.png|thumb|Barb's Aerostar]]<br />
Prior to the Grand Caravan, Barb drove a teal 1992 Ford Aerostar. It's only really notable for being Chris's vehicle of choice during the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident.]] Other than that, it only appeared in the background of a handful of videos and photos before being replaced with the Grand Caravan sometime in 2012-2013. The fate of the van is currently unknown and it has most likely been scrapped, though this generation of Ford minivans were actually fairly reliable and it's not out of the question that the van is still on the road somewhere.<br />
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===The Mitsu===<br />
[[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1991 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.<br />
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==In the comic==<br />
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], but in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] transforms into an [[Autobot]] and helps fight against the [[PVCC]] invasion of CWCville. Then, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] to perform "[[Revive Zordon]]" and massacre the workers at the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from ''Transformers'' canon, [[wikipedia:Hotrod (Transformers)|Hotrod]] and [[wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].<br />
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[[File:Sonchu explain 3.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris quotes the [[CWCki]]]]<br />
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]].</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time.}}<br />
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==Toy Son-Chu==<br />
[[File:Son-chu package.jpeg|thumb]]<br />
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Chris created a Son-Chu figure in March 2017. It appeared in [[Son-Chu Review]], a ''48-minute''-long video of him playing with toys.<br />
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Son-Chu's bio reads:<br />
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{{quotebox|The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!}}<br />
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It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-4-2-son-chu-figure-review.29700/page-4#post-2168849</ref>.<br />
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He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his [[stamps]] business.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:St patrick's.jpg|A drawing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, March 2017. Chris did not explain what an Autobot has to do with an Irish-themed celebration.<br />
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.<br />
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.<br />
File:Sonchu explain 2.jpeg|Prototype design from a Transformers.com game. Chris kept these for over ''10 years''.<br />
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.<br />
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta <br />
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.<br />
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless.<br />
File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition.<br />
File:Carsonchu.png|Google Street View from [[June 2011]]. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter.<br />
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== Sources ==<br />
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==See also==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
* [[Car Pranks]]<br />
* [[Hot Wheels]]<br />
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{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
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[[Category:Relics of Fail]]<br />
[[Category:Transformers]]</div>
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Chris and music
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<div>[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|[[CWCRockin4Way|This]] is obviously [[Hanky-panky|what music is all about]].]]<br />
[[File:0776-CWCGuitar.JPG|thumb|[[Chris's Big Night Out|Sonichu's still rockin' in my head!]]]]<br />
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[[Chris]] is a big fan of '''music'''; he listens to tracks from many genres and decades, though mostly pop and rock. At first glance, his eclectic taste in music is [[#Musical tastes|not too unconventional]]. It's the ways he's presented his taste over the years that are pretty unconventional – most people understand that a [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] is not a real instrument, but Chris isn't most people.<br />
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Chris is also infamous for overestimating his singing ability and music recording methods, despite having trouble remembering the [[Rebel Girl|lyrics]], [[Lovin' You|melodies]], the [[#Chris and tone-deafness|pitch]], and even [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|the instruments used]] in his favorite songs. Nevertheless, Chris has dabbled in music production, with [[Template:Music Videos|over sixty]] covers, [[parody|parodies]], and "original" songs. He loves music so much, he is turned on by the very concept of it.<br />
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==Musical tastes==<br />
Chris has often remarked that he likes "all popular music". While it's possible that he's just giving that answer to appear cool and easygoing, he really does seem to try to listen to whatever popular opinion tells him is good. Almost every song on either of his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|3]] [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|horrible]] [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|albums]] was a top 40 hit in America or another country, or otherwise either a deep cut on a successful album, a B-side on a successful single or EP, or songs featured on the soundtracks to either hit movies such as ''[[Pokémon]]: The First Movie'', or video games such as ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' and ''[[Rock Band]]''.<br />
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It is worth noting that parts of Chris's taste in music aren't too unconventional: many people do have a deep interest in multiple genres and decades, and many Adult Contemporary and Classic Hits stations are living proof. The genres Chris tends to favor, specifically pop and rock, are also popular and mainstream. It's also common for people to develop an interest in songs from means such as video games, movies, radio, television, their [[Borb|parents']] music collection, etc.<br />
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Chris has stated his favorite radio station is {{w|WQMZ|Z95.1 WQMZ}} from [[Charlottesville]], which plays nothing but inoffensive popular songs (specifically from the 1980s to today) that you're likely to hear in the dentist's office. The station bills its offerings as "today's hits and yesterday's favorites, music for [[Tomgirl|women]]".<ref>[http://www.z95.net Z95.1 homepage]</ref> Chris listens to the [[John Tesh]] radio show on this station, and once won a set of tickets to a [[Greene County Conspiracy|sporting event]] through a call-in contest. He has left his radio on before during his videos as well as a few of his [[Mumble]] chats, for the whole conversation. This meant that he both enjoyed the background music and was totally inconsiderate to the other people in the chat.<br />
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The only specific artist Chris seems to truly idolize is [[Britney Spears]]. There is virtually no doubt that this is more because of her beauty than her music, or for [[Britney Spears#Britney and Chris's past|memories]] of [[Manchester High School|happier times]]. On his date with [[Emily]], he claimed to like Louis Armstrong in an effort to look like a [[Bob Chandler|sophisticated jazz listener]].<br />
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If his past downloads on Rhapsody (seen below) is any indication, almost everything Chris listens to has been in a ''Guitar Hero'', ''Rock Band'', or ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'' game. This adds yet more [[Obesity|weight]] to the theory that Chris is spoon-fed pop culture from [[PS3|video games]] and ''[[Family Guy]]''.<br />
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Also, keeping with the theme of liking things that most kids are [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|unaware]] [[Ghostbusters|of]] or [[Red Skelton|would]] [[I Love Lucy|not]] [[Gilligan's Island|enjoy]], Chris has twice referenced {{w|Billy Joel}}'s upbeat 1985 track "{{w|You're Only Human (Second Wind)}}", a dated but memorable reggae-pop song written specifically to stop teenagers from [[Ryan Cash|killing themselves]]. To date, Chris has referenced the song in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|YouTube video]] where he says that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|relieving yourself]] from [[stress]] isn't a big deal, and again when [[Mailbag 6|asked]] by a fan whether he'd ever had thoughts of suicide. Chris replied, with utterly no elaboration at all, that he had "a lot to live for" and told said fan to go listen to the song.<br />
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Chris has also expressed a fondness for {{w|Insane Clown Posse}}, releasing [[Hello, Juffalo|two]] [[JuggaloShoutOut|videos]] in which he paints his face and talks about being a {{w|Juggalo}}. Since fans of ICP tend to be stereotyped as [[slow-in-the-minds|idiotic]], [[Chris and health|out-of-shape]], [[Ruckersville|white-trash]] jerkasses who believe themselves to be outcasts of society, it is easy to understand why becoming a Juggalo would appeal to Chris.<br />
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{{quote| I like [[JERKS|men]] as I like Heavy Metal "Music"; I Do Not Like Heavy Metal Music; hardly a real beat or tune, and the lyrics are incoherent.|Chris' incoherent words about the incoherency of heavy metal.}}<br />
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In a Patreon post made on 4 August 2017, Chris reveals that he has a distaste for heavy metal music. To him, all hard rock music has little to no real beats or music, and he finds the lyrics hard to follow.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/delay-in-this-13668547</ref><br />
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==YouTube background music==<br />
Towards the fall of 2009, Chris began to include popular songs as background music in a number of his [[YouTube]] videos. Some videos, such as [[SHE IS MINE NOW]], featured {{w|Aerosmith}} in the background, possibly in a sad attempt to appear intimidating and hardcore. For [[30 Push-Ups|videos]] showing off his [[I AM STRONG|athletic prowess]], Chris favored "{{w|Eye of the Tiger}}" by Survivor. In light of Chris's virulent hatred of [[homos]], this is a somewhat ironic choice, given the extraordinarily homoerotic overtones of both the training sequences in ''Rocky III'' and Survivor's own music video for the song. For [[For Kacey from CWC|videos]] intended to express his heartfelt love for [[Kacey]], Chris employed REO Speedwagon's power ballad "{{w|Can't Fight This Feeling}}". The [[100 2189|third time]] he announced his [[Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|leaving from the internet]], he chose, of all songs, Colbie Caillat's "{{w|Fallin' for You (Colbie Caillat song)|Fallin' for You}}" as background music--although this most likely was just him leaving the radio on in the background.<br />
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In his [[I Love You, Catherine|videos]] [[To Mr. Smith|made in]] [[Brushfire Video|2014]], Chris took to playing sappy 1950s orchestral music in the background. This appears to be an attempt to garner sympathy given his recent difficulties in life, or it could just be yet another acquired taste from his parents.<br />
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Many videos filmed during the [[Financhu Crisis]] feature default background music from the PS4 game The Playroom. The common theme is a slow looping electronic piece with beeping square-wave synths and synth pads. YouTube commenters have branded this tune the "Financhu Crisis Theme".<br />
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==Musical talent==<br />
===Songwriting===<br />
Most of Chris's songwriting output has been him singing his original lyrics over copyrighted songs. He doesn't consider his songs to be [[parodies]], but rather serious compositions that [[Things Chris has ripped off|happen to share]] tunes with popular songs. Writing a good parody also requires a good grasp on lyricism, which Chris doesn't really seem to have. If anything, Chris's music is {{w|Plunderphonics|plunderphonics}}, a controversial genre built around sampling and altering existing recordings.<br />
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Chris's lyrics tend to be autobiographical. His [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|2003 album]] showed insight into Chris's [[Virgin with rage|loneliness]] and [[Psychology|thought processes]]. He also included several Sonichu anthems on the album, and he attempted [[Spanish]] music with "[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]", not knowing that Casanova was Italian. The album was fairly eclectic in lyrical topics and musical feel, though most of the tunes were either pop songs taken from the late 1990s or were songs used in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] media. Chris's [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]] took songs from even more genres, and included a lot of 1970s and 1980s music. However, his lyrical focus got narrower, and he wrote nearly all the songs about [[Ivy]]. His [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|third and most recent attempt an an album]] follows a similar pattern to his second, taking songs from the 1980s and 1990s of various genres including pop rock, country, punk, and Hi-NRG. Notably, Chris does not make any major changes to the lyrical content of these songs, only changing words that could imply he was gay.<br />
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Chris's lyrics don't always fit the mood or context of the song. A good songwriter uses lyrics that reflect the music and paint an emotional picture. If they do use lyrical dissonance, it's intentional or for ironic effect. Chris, however, seems to not care either way. Consider his second-biggest hit, "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]". The original song, "Larger than Life", has an upbeat vibe. Chris, however, rewrote the song with [[ego|self-pitying]] downer lyrics about being a lonely outcast with few friends, all while the exuberant backing track plays. The closest thing the song has to a positive twist is him bragging about his supposed intelligence. <br />
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Chris also doesn't appear to grasp the concept of weight in lyrics, especially with hooks. The hook of "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]" is "I have a boyfriend!". Those who don't pay much attention to lyrics will hear that part stand out the most, making it sound like Chris is singing about [[homos|him having a boyfriend.]] <br />
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Chris's rhymes are elementary and sometimes forced. In "[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]", he rhymes "eighteen to twenty-two" with "boyfriend free too" before plugging Match.com. In "[[Saddest Heart in the World]]", he says "Heart-broken, sad and very lonely,/I may never remove my virginity." In addition to rhyming "lonely" with "virginity," he opts to say "remove" when "lose" would have worked much better and sounded less robotic.<br />
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Chris's attempts at figurative language fall flat. In [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]], he pens the truism "Traveling without a map/Is like traveling with no map." In A-U-T-I-S-M, he sings "I'm lookin' at you all, and I see a rainbow, come on!" It's not clear what he means by this: Rainbow usually means [[LGBT]], but he could be using it as a workaround metaphor for the [[autism]] spectrum. There are very few metaphors in Chris's music that aren't either nonsense or clichés, and much of it is quite rigid and literal. <br />
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Chris has written a few truly original songs, but the results are riddled with a healthy dose of [[random-access humor]]. His best example, [[I Got A Fish]], stands out with its catchy-but-meaningless symbolism. His more recent song, [[It's snowing]], shifts its tone from soft to aggressive as he sings "Snowing, snowing, snowing is falling and we're inside at home, with eggs, for breakfast TO MAKE OMELETS WITH!" His original melodies are quite sing-songy and straddle the boundaries between singing and talking. Which brings us to...<br />
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===Singing===<br />
{{Quote|...and when singing I can have a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor.|Chris, [[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction_.2830_December_2008.29|being sadly mistaken]].}}<br />
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[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|right|"''You've seen life through distorted eyes,<br />
<br>You know you had to learn,<br />
<br>The execution of your mind,<br />
<br>You really had to turn''"]]<br />
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It is impossible to overstate how much of a terrible singer Chris is. It is similarly impossible to overstate [[Chris and reality|how deluded Chris is]] about his ability to sing. He's so deluded, in fact, when trying to confront Liquid via artistic competition, he lost [[SingStar Challenge|a challenge that he nominated himself]].<br />
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Despite claiming to have a "deep bass voice", Chris's voice is unusually high-pitched, and often louder than appropriate. He also tends to speak in an [[Autism|odd, emotionless monotone]]. These issues with his voice become even more obvious when he tries to sing. In both his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums, as well as the only album from [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], he doesn't actually "sing" so much as desperately yell over the track in an attempt to drown out the actual words of the song (as he never bothers to look up karaoke/instrumental-only versions of anything he sings). This is painfully obvious when he attempts to sing "[[Sonichu Zip]]", a song that uses the Japanese theme song to the anime ''Sonic X'', "Sonic Drive". The fast tempo and lyrics of "Sonic Drive" result in Chris rapidly dissolving into screaming gibberish. When he does try to actually vary his voice away from the standard monotone, it becomes very obvious that Chris is almost completely tone-deaf; his [[Speech impediment|voice]] fluctuates in pitch with little to no regard to the background music, or even the original artist he's shouting over. Occasionally he's [[SingStar Challenge Round 2|barely managed]] [[I Got A Fish|to carry a tune]], though. If Chris could sing at all, his voice type would be at best a {{w|Tenor#Tenor buffo or Spieltenor|spieltenor}} (used for comical roles) pushing towards {{w|countertenor}}, a pitch range octaves above the bass range he claims to have, and a tessitura (note range) too high for many ''[[Gal-Pals|women]]''. <br />
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Chris also has a lot of trouble with tempo and entries. While the songs he's written usually manage to match the originals in terms of lyrical rhythms, Chris often pushes ahead or pulls back from the tempo of the song. This is sometimes done deliberately by singers and is called ''rubato'', but in Chris's case it is generally the result of messing up lyrics or having too many or few words for the rhythm ([[Chris and Writing|usually the former]]), and Chris's tenuous sense of pulse means that once he gets thrown offbeat he struggles (usually in vain) to recover. This could probably be avoided if he took the time to practice or revise, but since this entails work it is flatly out of the question. Also owing to this nonexistent practice ethic is Chris being completely terrible at remembering the actual words to the song he's singing. The only part he tends to know is the chorus of the song, likely because the repetition makes it the only part of the song he pays attention to. Between choruses, however, he often forgets the words and improvises lyrics, which invariably consist of mumbled incoherent nonsense.<br />
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====''A cappella''====<br />
''A cappella'' is a musical technique that entails using nothing but the human voice (and sometimes the body) to produce music. In the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris will occasionally break out into ''a cappella'' renditions of what one can only assume is supposed to be Sonichu's theme music. These bizarre freestyle musical interludes drive home exactly how childish Chris is. There's something uniquely terrifying about a man in his mid-30s (who looks like he's 45) showing us his ''Sonic''/''Pokémon'' crossover and shouting "dun dun dun". Chris also occasionally does this in his normal videos. He also performed a poor rendition of "The Final Countdown" by Europe while showing us that he can still [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|pick up a chair]], and an equally-as-awful version of Q Lazzarus's "Goodbye Horses" while [[It's not that cold|pretending to dig up his dead dog and wear it as a coat]]. And let's not forget "[[Lovin' You]]", where he attempts to do ''a cappella'', but thanks to a sheer lack of practice, simply ends up massacring a Minnie Riperton classic by singing it completely out of tune (and tempo).<br />
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Despite his frequent use of ''a cappella'', Chris clearly doesn't understand the full meaning of the word. During the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], a frequent source of [[rage]] from Chris was the "music" in the background of [[Adam Stackhouse]]'s video, which Chris vehemently claimed was a violation of the rules regarding backing tracks. However, since the music was simple beatboxing, it would be considered ''a cappella'' by most.<br />
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===Rap===<br />
With the popularity of artists like {{w|Eminem}}, {{w|Macklemore}}, {{w|Post Malone}}, and {{w|Jedi Mind Tricks}}, plus the odd continued existence of {{w|Nerdcore|nerdcore}}, white guys rapping on [[YouTube]] is not unheard of. [[Liquid Chris|Some of these individuals]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 2#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|demonstrate impressive talent]] in their ability to flow on a beat. Chris is not among them.<br />
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Of course, his most notable foray into rap is his entry for the PaRappa contest. While his motivations and the drama it caused are covered extensively in that article, the video itself is characterized by a complete lack of rhythm or flow. The result can best be described as sounding like a drunk Muppet being startled every 30 seconds; Chris slurring his words together constantly and periodically yelling lyrics for no reason.<br />
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Before he starts the song in earnest, Chris does a little bit of freestyling in the beginning. Needless to say, it's not promising:<br />
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{{Quote|I have a [[PSP]] and she don't<br>So give me the PSP,<br>Unwrap the wrapper<br>So I can give one to her,<br>And then we can play together!|Chris, almost rhyming.}}<br />
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This, however, was nothing compared to a [[SHE IS MINE NOW|later foray]] into the genre. Playing Aerosmith in the background instead of any sort of backbeat, Chris basically just shouts a lot of random short sentences with no regard as to how they flow, or if they even rhyme at all.<br />
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{{Quote|You just a dang dummy!<br>And you still chicken, you's a dang coward!<br>You wanna come fight me?<br>Come fight me in person<br>[[Hypocrisy|Come out from behind the camera]], you fool!|Chris, "rapping"}}<br />
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In [[December 2009]], Chris would rap once again to Insane Clown Posse's side-project {{w|Dark Lotus}}. As usual, he made no attempt to learn the lyrics and appears to be reading them off a piece of paper to unconvincing effect. During a portion of the video, he simply mumbles to himself, rocking back and forth and fondling his ample breasts not once, but twice. He also refers to himself as a [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalo], a term apparently used by Insane Clown Posse aficionados to describe the noncommittal poseurs who aren't good enough to fully appreciate the world of clown-related glam rap.<br />
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Two days prior to this he made another [[IPods Down and Listen Up|awful freestyle rap]]. The point of this is unclear, although he apparently visited a doctor, who suggested that he take over-the-counter vitamins. He likens [[Cakefarts|the effects of these vitamins]] to Viagra, and then compares himself to a tiger raping a panther to produce tiger-panther cubs.<br />
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===Instruments===<br />
[[Image:CWCGitarPlaying2.jpg|thumb|**clickclickclick** It's like I'm playing real guitar, y'all!]]<br />
[[Image:295.jpg|thumb|The (only) other instrument Chris's good at.]]<br />
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{{quote|I would play my ax on the Wii; getting the high scores, scored better, real play for my benefit.|[[Blanca]], acting as a proxy for Chris to espouse his flawed beliefs on music}}<br />
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Chris seems to have a very tenuous grasp on what constitutes a musical instrument. Notably, in several videos, Chris tends to treat his [[Gitar of Fail|''Guitar Hero'' controller]] like it's a real instrument. This seems outright foolish, even for Chris, until you consider his mindset. All of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|"creations"]] are [[Things Chris has ripped off|copies of other things]], yet are still [[Chris and copyright|somehow completely original]]. So by "playing" someone else's song on ''Guitar Hero'', his autistic mindset dictates that he is actually playing the song, no matter if the song is a cover of the original, which necessitates a legitimate instrument on which to play it.<br />
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As further proof of his madness, Chris equated Liquid's actual musical skill to him playing ''Guitar Hero'', to such a degree that he felt it necessary to outlaw both in the SingStar Challenge.<br />
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{{quote|I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old Wooden Nickel; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|blowing the minds of guitarists of all talent levels]]}}<br />
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{{quote|-NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or Guitar Hero/Rock Band/Rock Revolution, etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO.|Chris, inspiring the hatred of people who like music everywhere}}<br />
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Chris has attempted actual guitar playing after [[Kim Wilson]] suggested it, but he didn't stick with it. He demoed a guitar at Best Buy, strumming randomly on the strings. Chris believed his random open-string strumming sounded good. He mentioned to [[Kacey]] he was planning on saving up to buy the genuine axe, and that he was going to start taking lessons. He never ended up buying it, presumably put off by the [[stress]] of practice. <ref>[[Kacey Call 14]]</ref><br />
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===Chris and tone-deafness===<br />
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It is telling that not only does Chris lack any sense of pitch in singing, but with melodies in general. This is evidenced in the [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_1|Wedding Anniversary Special]], where he claims to be playing the original theme to Sonic the Hedgehog but ends up with some wildly unrecognizable tune that only vaguely resembles the Sonic theme rhythmically. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that ''Chris is actually tone-deaf,'' instead of simply lacking in vocal skills. <br />
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Some think it's a symptom of autism, as subtleties in tone and intonation indicating emotional and social cues are beyond his grasp, which in turn would affect recognition of pitch changes in music. However, something isn't right; in fact, autistic people are more likely to have perfect pitch than non-autistics<ref>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/people-with-autism-can-hear-more-than-most-which-can-be-a-strength-and-a-challenge-a7715266.html</ref>, an ability shared with Mozart, Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey, Charlie Puth and others. So if plenty of fellow autistics have this otherwise rare musical gift, why did Chris end up with the opposite?<br />
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The [[autism papers]] provides a great clue; Chris lost some of his high-frequency hearing in early childhood.<ref>[[Autism_papers#SOCIAL_HISTORY:]]</ref><br />
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==Recording method==<br />
Chris's idea of accompaniment is putting the original song playing on the background using his [[PS3]] and the near-$1,000 [[Sony]] LCD HDTV and the most expensive speakers his [[tugboat]] could tug in, while he sings with his unique voice. The singing, of course, is dutifully recorded with the long-suffering [[PSEye]] camera. The implications are staggering:<br />
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* There's always a huge quality loss when music is played on speaker and then re-recorded from a distance because the acoustics of the room distorts the sound and the air itself blocks low and high frequencies, leaving you with only a distorted fraction of the original sound. Chris, of course, believes that [[Chris and his Ego|everything he does is perfect on the first try and never has to be redone]], just like his art.<br />
* The original lyrics are still on the song. At least on one occasion, Chris even screwed up harder than this, and got a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up" from ''Family Guy'', clobbered by dialogue and other sounds.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]</ref> While lyrics often can't always be removed from a mixed song entirely, it's at least worth a shot trying lyrics removal software. Or, it might pay to look for an instrumental version/cover, or the song's stem files.<br />
* When you have one go and one microphone to record everything, there's no way to correct the errors if you flub anything. The result is obviously perfect...[[The Simpsons|d'oh]], who are we kidding?<br />
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Chris is, of course, unaware of the incredible leaps and bounds that music recording has advanced in recent years, and hasn't noticed that there are plenty of good multitrack sound editors available for free, many of which come with lyrics removal plugins.<br />
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Chris also demands this sort of weird screwy setup from ''others''; one might assume, for example, that the Brown-Striped One, with actual musical talent, would have more technical know-how on how to record music properly, but the SingStar Challenge was done on Chris's strange terms.<br />
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==Business==<br />
[[File:Negative.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Negative'' cover art.]]<br />
[[File:Negative_booklet_innards.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Negative'' booklet.]]<br />
[[File:Chris Chan and Boi Spicy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Love is Love'' cover art.]]<br />
[[File:Trap_Top_Neon_Vol_1.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Trap Top Neon Vol. 1'' cover art.]]<br />
[[File:Cone Attacks!.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''Cone Attacks!'' cover art.]]<br />
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On 2 [[February 2015]], Chris revealed that he drew the artwork to the album ''Negative'' by L'eclipse Nue. L'eclipse Nue is an obscure {{w|Harsh noise|harsh noise}} act, whose music largely consists of ear-piercing screeches and low rumbling sounds – quite inaccessible for our Britney Spears-loving hero. Chris gave a brief review of the album, claiming that it reminded him of "[[My Little Pony|Pinkie Pie]] playing a {{w|Theremin|theramin}} [sic]", and stating that he could "sense the emotions and depressions expressed behind the music". Chris has almost certainly not listened to the album.<br />
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The cover booklet in the special-edition physical release of the album reveals that the entire album was focused around the cruddy picture Chris had drawn for them, along with a description of the piece.<br />
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{{quotebox|"I have seen into the torment of the deceased woman;<br><br />
she may have had a life's career if posing nude for art,<br><br />
as well as offering herself to the numerous artists.<br><br />
[[Autism|Take from that what you will.]]<br><br />
And now she haunts the number of artists and photographers<br><br />
who did really wrong her in her life."}}<br />
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Dan states in the booklet that:<br />
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{{quotebox|"The sounds herein were created in order to illustrate that story.<br><br />
This album is a soundtrack to Christian's [[Chris and art|art]]."}}<br />
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Therein this whole album, and every sound in it, is inspired entirely by Chris's art.<br />
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In February 2018, Chris was approached by "international boy-band sensation", Boi Spicy, to do a feature for their album ''The Never-Ending Journey To Boi-Town, USA''. Instead of doing something original like they requested, he decided to use his trademark laziness and make them record "[[Love is Love]]". To further stoke his [[Chris and his Ego|ego]], he drew a cover for Love is Love, intending it to be released as a single.<br />
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On 19 [[July 2019]], the release of ''Trap Top Neon Vol. 1'' by Easy-K Beats marks the third time Chris became the artist of an album cover. Chris simply redrew the cover art from the [[Internet Dream Lounge]], of which Easy-K Beats is a member, drawing himself into the scene in a show of his ego.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5066806</ref><br />
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21 [[August 2019]] saw the fourth time Chris of being commissioned for an album cover for the release of ''Cone Attacks!'' by MC Cone. However, being the lazy autist that he is, the cover art and in turn, the album was delayed until 5 [[September 2019]] after many complaints from the commissioner.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-5284988</ref><br />
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In addition, many of Chris's fans request him to sing in [[Paid Video Requests]].<br />
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==Music fetish==<br />
Chris doesn't just love music, he's even turned on by the ''very concept'' of it. In [[February 2017]], although he's made passing mentions of it before, Chris stated on [[Facebook]] he gets aroused when listening to music--any music, not just certain songs. This includes music featured on ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Aroused by Sailor Moon music]]</ref> As always, [[Pedofork|make of that what you will]].<br />
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Finally, being aroused by music is not unique to Chris: otherwise, love songs such as "{{w|Tonight, I Celebrate My Love}}" or "{{w|Always (Atlantic Starr song)|Always}}" would have not done well in the charts, and pop singers like Madonna wouldn't insert sexual innuendos into their hits. That said, most people aren't turned on by the very ''concept'' of music as a whole.<br />
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It is possible that Chris, given his confusion [[Chris and sex|regarding sex as a whole]], may be conflating this arousal with the phenomenon of {{w|Frisson|frisson}} a pleasant feeling that listeners experience when listening to music, especially certain styles and features of the piece being heard, variously described as 'tingling' or 'chills'.<br />
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==Fan videos==<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]<br />
*[[Gitar of Fail]]<br />
*''[[Guitar Hero]]''<br />
*[[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?j3wnmyzctwn A list of Chris's MyCokeRewards Rhapsody purchases] (Note that those within "index[[Clyde Cash|GREGG]]bought.html" were, obviously, purchased by trolls who had hijacked the account.)<br />
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{{Chris and}}<br />
{{Hedgehog Boys}}<br />
{{Music Videos}}<br />
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{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{Straight}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}} {{Kiwi Farmer}}<br />
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====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Join my religion. We worship Memes and Applebee's daily to our god Jungle Jim.<br />
Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
<br />
About Me:<br />
I am a piece of human garbage, which remarkably might be why I'm so interested in Chris.<br />
I like to play video games occasionally and I browse the internet for hours like any self respecting person does nowadays. <br />
I watch a lot of YouTube and that's how I discovered Chris in the first place, thanks to Liquid.<br />
I'd go into more detail about me, but that's boring lmao<br />
<br />
What I do here:<br />
When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan.<br />
If you're here because of one of my changes and have a problem with it, please message me.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Change my state of mind<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8TFgBfODhTQ}}<br />
| Stardate = Love so hard to find...<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TFgBfODhTQ ]<br />
| Subject = Breakbot's Hit Song''<br />
| Video Type = Comedy<br />
}}<br />
<br />
And now, everyone's favourite superhero<br />
Peptoman!<br />
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[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=254407
User:4rft5
2020-10-25T02:14:26Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
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<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
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<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;"><br />
{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}} {{Kiwi Farmer}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Join my religion. We worship Memes and Applebee's daily to our god Jungle Jim.<br />
Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
<br />
About Me:<br />
I am a piece of human garbage, which remarkably might be why I'm so interested in Chris.<br />
I like to play video games occasionally and I browse the internet for hours like any self respecting person does nowadays. <br />
I watch a lot of YouTube and that's how I discovered Chris in the first place, thanks to Liquid.<br />
I'd go into more detail about me, but that's boring lmao<br />
<br />
What I do here:<br />
When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan.<br />
If you're here because of one of my changes and have a problem with it, please message me.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Change my state of mind<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8TFgBfODhTQ}}<br />
| Stardate = Love so hard to find...<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TFgBfODhTQ ]<br />
| Subject = Breakbot's Hit Song''<br />
| Video Type = Comedy<br />
}}<br />
<br />
And now, everyone's favourite superhero<br />
Peptoman!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=254405
User:4rft5
2020-10-25T02:04:01Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
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<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
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<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;"><br />
{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}} {{Kiwi Farmer}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Join my religion. We worship Memes and Applebee's daily to our god Jungle Jim.<br />
Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
<br />
About Me:<br />
I like to play video games occasionally and I browse the internet for hours like any self respecting person does nowadays. <br />
I watch a lot of YouTube and that's how I discovered Chris in the first place, thanks to Liquid.<br />
I'd go into more detail about me, but that's boring lmao<br />
<br />
What I do here:<br />
When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan.<br />
If you're here because of one of my changes and have a problem with it, please message me.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Change my state of mind<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8TFgBfODhTQ}}<br />
| Stardate = Love so hard to find...<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TFgBfODhTQ ]<br />
| Subject = Breakbot's Hit Song''<br />
| Video Type = Comedy<br />
}}<br />
<br />
And now, everyone's favourite superhero<br />
Peptoman!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=254404
User:4rft5
2020-10-25T02:03:38Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
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<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
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<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;"><br />
{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}} {{Kiwi Farmer}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Join my religion. We worship Memes and Applebee's daily to our god Jungle Jim.<br />
Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
<br />
About Me:<br />
I like to play video games occasionally and I browse the internet for hours like any self respecting person does nowadays. <br />
I watch a lot of YouTube and that's how I discovered Chris in the first place, thanks to Liquid.<br />
I'd go into more detail about me, but that's boring lmao<br />
<br />
What I do here:<br />
When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan.<br />
If you're here because of one of my changes and have a problem with it, please message me.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Change my state of mind<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8TFgBfODhTQ}}<br />
| Stardate = Love so hard to find...<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TFgBfODhTQ ]<br />
| Subject = Breakbot's Hit Song''<br />
| Video Type = Comedy<br />
}}<br />
<br />
And now, everyone's favourite superhero<br />
Peptoman!<br />
[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=254403
User:4rft5
2020-10-25T02:01:03Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
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<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
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<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;"><br />
{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}} {{Kiwi Farmer}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Join my religion. We worship Memes and Applebee's daily to our god Jungle Jim.<br />
Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
<br />
About Me:<br />
I like to play video games occasionally and I browse the internet for hours like any self respecting person does nowadays. <br />
I watch a lot of YouTube and that's how I discovered Chris in the first place, thanks to Liquid.<br />
I'd go into more detail about me, but that's boring lmao<br />
<br />
What I do here:<br />
When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan.<br />
If you're here because of one of my changes and have a problem with it, please message me.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Change my state of mind<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8TFgBfODhTQ}}<br />
| Stardate = Love so hard to find...<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TFgBfODhTQ ]<br />
| Subject = Breakbot's Hit Song''<br />
| Video Type = Comedy<br />
}}</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas_Story&diff=254358
A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story
2020-10-21T21:39:56Z
<p>4rft5: fixing cera's name</p>
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<div>{{Unfinished}}<br />
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[[Image:SonichuChristmas.jpg|thumb|Chris's logo. [[Chris and art|Nice]].]]<br />
"'''A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story'''" is a [[Christmas]]-themed stream-of-consciousness short story that [[Chris]] started in the late evening of 13 [[December 2009]]. It appears that Chris characteristically began writing without any clear idea of what the overall story was, which led to [[stress]] and Chris giving up halfway through - proof that even when using an old, traditional template, Chris will still struggle.<br />
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As of this current time, the project remains unfinished, presumably forgotten.<br />
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[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] would serve as a remake/completion of the story.<br />
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==Synopsis==<br />
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It is [[Sonichu chronology#2008|December 2008]] in [[CWCville]]. The thoughts of CWCville's citizens have turned to shopping, "[[Santa Clause]]", and religion, in that order. The churches are full of Christians, and for some reason [[Christmas#Other confessions|Jews and Buddhists]] have also apparently gathered in the churches to celebrate. Chris nonchalantly notes that CWCville has so many homeless people that it requires ten homeless shelters/soup kitchens. <br />
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[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], able-bodied adults who [[Monthly tugboat|do not work]], prepare to lavish expensive gifts on their children in their state-appointed housing while across town the apparent throngs of destitute homeless people huddle for warmth in overcrowded flophouses (Chris calls them [[Mailbag 18|"Soup Hotels!"]]). Chris evidently believes toddlers can do a lot, as [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cera, Christine and Robbie]] hang stockings, butcher a [[wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas|classic Christmas poem]] (somehow in song form - the proper [[Chris and music|melody]] only exists in Chris's head), rehearse for the overtly Christian school play, and help bake cookies. At least one of them is in elementary school despite Cera, the eldest, being two years old. Chris seems to have forgotten their ages.<br />
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Robbie and Sonichu have a lengthy conversation about toys and video games. Most of the conversation is centered around why Sonichu doesn't get more presents. Chris adds a note suggesting, apropos of nothing, that the wireless [[PS3]] controller should have some kind of special strap, so he could lash the controller to his feeble, sweaty hands without having to worry about dropping it.<br />
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[[Women's rights|Staying in the kitchen]], Rosechu and Cera bake cookies for their Christmas party, which will occur in nine days. Cera has baked a single "[[duck|candle-shaped]]" cookie for the [[Racism|token Jew]] she invited to the party. Cera tells Rosechu that she made him a vanilla cookie, so he wouldn't fall prey to some Jew food allergy from eating a peanut butter or chocolate cookie. It is unclear whether the children are allotted one cookie each, or [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (the Jewish character) is only given one cookie as some kind of punishment for not believing in the divinity of [[Jesus]]. Rosechu high-fives Cera for her deranged attempt at being culturally sensitive. This the end of the extant story, and [[Stress|it is unlikely ever to be finished]].<br />
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=="A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas"==<br />
<br />
'''A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas'''<br />
<br />
By Christian Weston Chandler, December 13, 2009.<br />
<br />
===Act 1===<br />
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It is [[Sonichu chronology#2008|December 12, 2008]], in the City of [[Cwcville]], Virginia. The majority of the citizens of Cwcville are full of the Christmas Cheer and Holiday Joy. Carolers are singing in various parts of the city. There's a Santa Clause in the middle of the Shopping Mall. The Biggest, Greatly Decorated Christmas Tree occupies the center of CWC-Central Park. All the churches are full with all the believers, be they Christians, Jewish folk, Buddhists, and such. Christmas Trees (mostly) and Menorahs light up most every house, apartment, store and all the living spaces. Even the homeless have a place to stay in the ten Soup Kitchens/Hotels. Although there tend to be one or two [[Bob|humbugged individuals]] within each group of people.<br />
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On this jolly day, we focus on the little house on 14 Brunchville Lane, where we see the Sonichu Family putting the finishing touches on decorating their house. Mama Rosechu and Cera are baking Christmas Cookies of fun and various shapes of Chocolate Chip, Peanut Butter and even Gingerbread. Christine is in her bedroom, rehearsing and trying on her [[Virgin with rage|Mary]] Outfit for the Christmas Play at the [[Barbara|AnneWeston]] Elementary School. Robbie and Papa Sonichu, with their fully-decorated Christmas Tree behind them, are putting up the Stockings by the fireplace in the Rec Room.<br />
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Robbie had just hung his stocking up, between Cera's and Christine's stockings, when he chimes in singing happily, "And the stockings were hung by the chimney with care; we three children knowing Santa would soon be there." Sonichu smiles for Robbie, kneels down for eye-contact, then asks him, "Hey, partner, what do you think Santa will fill your stocking with?" Robbie thinks for a few seconds and replies, "I snail-mailed him a letter asking to put some candy in it, and maybe a copy of the new Wii [[Sonichu's Edge|Olympic]] game featuring Uncle Sonic. OOH! And I asked Santa to put the big [[Lego]] [[Jerkops|Police]] Station Set under the tree for me, along with what he will bring for Cera, Christine and you and Mama." Robbie smiles. Sonichu replies, "I don't know about me and Mama; Santa usually brings more for the children." Robbie's smile quickly fades and he asks, "Why does Santa bring less for the grown-ups?" "Well, Santa understands that adults like me and Mama require [[monthly tugboat|less]]," Sonichu replies, "and besides which, we usually treat each other on the presents." Robbie replies, "But Cera, Christine and I chip in for you and Mama too." "Yes y'all do," Sonichu replies, "on Christmas, as well as the other 364 days in your own cute ways; a smile, drawings, and the [[Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_August_12th,_2009|time we share together as a family."]] Robbie thinks on that for a moment, and he remembers his drawings of sailboats, Papa Sonichu winning a Wrestler's Belt in the match and the family gathered together. He also remembers the games of catching the football, running training around the yard, even High Velocity Bowling on the [[Playstation 3]] ([[Autism|with a custom-fitted Wii wrist-strap attached to the Dualshock 3 Controller. I.M.H.O., ALL wireless controllers should be made with the accessory hole for the wrist straps]]). After all that remembering, Robbie replies with a smile, "Yes we do."<br />
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Meanwhile, in the [[Kitchen]], Rosechu and Cera have almost finished baking all the cookies for the upcoming Christmas Party. Cera looks at some of the cookies and smells their goodness. Rosechu looks over her shoulder from the sink, almost empty of the dirty cooking tools that were to be cleaned, because most of them were already cleaned and washed, and tells Cera, "They smell really good, huh?" Cera replies, "Yes, Mama. Delicious," with a few crumbs hanging from her lips, because she ate one peanut butter cookie. The oven bell dings as the last batch of cookies are done. Rosechu washes her hands, dries them, then switches the oven off and opens the oven with an oven mitt on her right hand. and pulls the tray of cookies out. The smell of warm gingerbread refills the air. Cera wipes off her mouth with a napkin from the table, and fetches a fresh, clean spatula from the clean countertop and hands it to Rosechu. The cookies are gently lifted from the tray then are stacked onto a clean plate to cool. Cera exclaims, "I am looking forward to the party, mama. I am happy you allowed our friends from school to come too." Rosechu replies, "That's okay, sweetie." Cera continues with a question, holding a cookie in a zip-loc bag, "I've invited Kevin too; do you think he'll like this candle-shaped cookie I made for him? He told me he was [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]], and I thought it would be appropriate." Rosechu replies, "I think he'll love it. You have made it really special with the white frosting for the wax and the yellow for the flame. Uh, what kind of cookie was it again?" "Vanilla", replies Cera, "I felt it best to keep it neutral, in case he was allergic to the peanut butter or chocolate." "[[Honor roll|Very Smart]]," says Rosechu with a smile, exchanging a high-five with Cera. The two put all the cookies into multiple zip-loc bags to be saved for the party on the 21st.<br />
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==Fan videos==<br />
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| name = Dramatic Reading<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7tea2OYHGxw}}<br />
| Stardate = 15 December 2010<br />
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/manwithoutabody manwithoutabody]<br />
| Subject = <br />
| Video Type = <br />
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==See also==<br />
{{CWCipedia|chris=A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas}}<br />
*[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], containing a comic version of this masterpiece.<br />
*[[Christmas]]<br />
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]], another day with Sonichu's family.<br />
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{{Writings}}<br />
{{Not_Jerks}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas STory}}<br />
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4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_edits_to_the_CWCki&diff=254357
List of Chris's edits to the CWCki
2020-10-21T20:33:34Z
<p>4rft5: just a grammatical fix</p>
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<div>[[File:Chrisshotweb.jpg|thumb|Summary of the incident.]]<br />
After Chris discovered the [[CWCki]] in [[March 2010]], he [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|demanded]] that pages related to his family and [[gal pals]] be removed, giving two deadlines. Around midnight on [[April 2010|1 April]], past the second deadline, he decided to attack CWCki, signing up as [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]]. In true CWC style, his [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|vandalism]] was less than impressive. In fact, since he made them on April Fools' Day, many users just assumed that it was an elaborate and lulzy prank on the part of the administrators. But no, it was f'real. Christian vandalized the CWCki's articles to make them look as if they are praising him. As usual Chris's [[Chris and English|tenuous grasp of grammar]] made his edits stick out like a sore thumb.<br />
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Chris later returned under the guise of [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]], making several posts from 5 [[May 2010]] to 13 [[July 2010]]. Chris returned again about a year later as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] on [[November 2011|4 November 2011]], part of the [[28 October 2011]] aftermath. He uploaded three pictures of [[Michael Snyder]].<br />
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Although Chris originally demanded that the CWCki's administrators only edit or remove pages related to his friends and family, it is perhaps telling that when he finally set himself to actively vandalizing the site, he ignored those pages, choosing instead to make edits [[Chris and his Ego|glorifying himself]]. <br />
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Listed below are all of Chris's edits made on his accounts, unedited by trolls and exactly as he wrote them. An exception is made for headings, which are replaced with '''bold text''' in the quoteboxes.<br />
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==GodofThunderGodofWar==<br />
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[[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|All edits]]<br />
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===1 April, 12:35===<br />
His first action was editing the Did You Know? column, removing the majority of the factoids while adding a few of his own, most of which were merely rewrites of existing comments. Hilariously, he begins to glorify himself only ''after'' stating "The CWCki is a LOAD OF BULL", effectively nullifying his own attempts.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
*...This webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL?<br />
*...that Christian Chandler ALWAYS IS the mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br />
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are not to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?<br />
*...that Chris buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?<br />
*...that Chris has been recording himself as early as [[Manchester High School|10th grade]]?<br />
}}<br />
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The following comments however, were left untouched.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br />
*...that [[Chris]]'s sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?<br />
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris.27s_antics|Level Up King]]?<br />
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br />
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? <br />
:*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is ''[E-Mail My Heart]''?*<br />
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br />
}}<br />
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Some of the factoids were likely left alone because Chris [[Autism|failed to notice their sarcasm]] and mistook them for compliments. [[Naïve|On a troll site]]. It should also be noted that the Pixelblocks factoid was also untouched, save for Chris adding the word "not" in the middle. It was likely that he perceived it to be a spelling mistake and decided to correct it, even though the word "neither" instead of "either" later in the sentence causes Chris to [[Chris and English|''add'' a mistake instead]]. Chris finally relinked [[Song of Christian]] to "10th grade", a broken link.<br />
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<small>*Altered for this article. This normally links to a [[YouTube]] video, but external links mess up the quoteboxes.</small><br />
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===1 April, 12:42===<br />
Chris then changed the "Article of the Now" from [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] to himself.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
[[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|200px|lolwut.]]<br />
<br />
'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgin]], Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a [[brilliant]] character, starring in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife.<br />
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Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
This edit is perhaps the most condensed essence of Chris to ever emerge in pseudo-paragraph format. Between the utter butchery of the English language, blatant ego stroking, and unintentional creepiness ("Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter"), Chris pretty much sums up what legions of trolls have spent nearly half a decade trying to record for the world. Also note that, while on a website dedicated to trolling him, he still attempts to insert links to other parts of the wiki. In all likelihood, Chris planned to vandalize these elements as well but stopped due to [[stress]]. In the original edit, the link "brilliant" linked instead to the Fail page. Much like the 10th grade link example above, Chris removed this part and created a red link.<br />
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===1 April, 12:44===<br />
A couple of minutes after, he made the infamous [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] the Picture of the Now.<br />
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{{quotebox|[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|300px|left|lolwut?]]<br />
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A recently leaked image shows an illustration by [[Chris]] having [[Sweet, Sweet Sex]] with three young women, including a white one, a black one, and one in-between.Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D}}<br />
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Not much needs saying here. Chris chose the image and added some [[random-access humor]]. Why this image? Nobody knows. Also, the red link this time was actually put in entirely by Chris himself, rather than being another unintentional mistake. Why he thought the CWCki would have a page on "Sweet, Sweet Sex" is anyone's guess.<br />
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==JenkinsJinkies==<br />
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[[Special:Contributions/JenkinsJinkies|All edits]]<br />
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===5 May, 01:08===<br />
In his first edit on the new account, Chris commented on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|the hacking]] of the [[PS3]], saying the supposed bug was just an antenna. However, later that day he tore out the antenna anyway, just to be safe.<ref>[[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
'''Dude, Really? That's an Antenna'''<br />
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I trolled around and found it. http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html --[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 01:08, 5 May 2010 (UTC)}}<br />
<br />
===8 May, 03:09 - 03:16===<br />
Chris then turned to the [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]], clarifying that his ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' add-on pack was not bought by the trolls who took over his [[PSN]], but his ''[[Wikipedia:Killzone_2|Killzone 2]]'' pack was.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88589 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref> He also said that the ''[[wikipedia:Downfall (film)|Downfall]]'' he bought was a movie, not a video game,<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_game_downloads&action=historysubmit&diff=88592&oldid=88590 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref> and removed a slanderous mockery implying that his [[duck]] was small.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88590 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref><br />
<br />
===3 July, 16:02 - 16:25===<br />
Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, quoted below, in which he ranted about [[Amanda]], a part-time [[manajerks|manajerk]], who wouldn't give Chris a ''[[Wikipedia:The Twilight Saga: Eclipse|The Twilight Saga: Eclipse]]'' Sweepstake token because he only bought a $1.09 Icee. <br />
{{quotebox|<br />
{{Taxpayermoneynoinclude}}<br />
<br />
[[File:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|A view of the counter where behind which has its own Troublemakers.]]<br />
<br />
'''Coffee Anyone?'''<br />
<br />
Within this single fast-food joint of the small town of Ruckersville, VA, Bobby goes for a morning coffee and breakfast most days of the week. Sadly, though, on some of those days, along with other seinor citizens who have been going there for years for their own "Early Bird Specials", they get harassed by one or two of the snot-nosed, snooty employees.<br />
<br />
One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time [[Manajerks]] who gives her elders the coldest of shoulders. Even with the recent Twilight sweepstakes, one or two of these folks who have enjoyed the Medium Icees for a single dollar and nine cents during their limited-time promotion and received the cups with the game pieces on them, Amanda recently decided that "One Dollar is TOO LITTLE for a Piece of the Sweepstakes Action."<br />
<br />
Amanda also really Opens Up for the Black People; she would be most friendly to any of the black people. Uncle Ruckus would really kick the shit out of the bitch for not treating us white people with good kindness and respect. All of the seinors who loyally come in for their daily morning bread would just itch for the chance to smack her ass and crack her [[china]] in due respect to the harassment she has butthurt unto them.<br />
<br />
'''Amanda'''<br />
<br />
Not much else is known about Amanda at the moment, but the seinors have heard that she is a mother of two (probably get a daily butthurt from her every night). She is also assumed to be still married. I feel really sorry for the dude who has put up with that woman for the amount of time they've been married.<br />
<br />
'''More Coffee Goodness'''<br />
<br />
It has been reported that Chrissy has been sighted there, but no photographs has been taken, aside from the one above, of him inside the restaurant.<br />
<br />
Photographic evidence should be sent to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Also, feel free to show off to everyone around you at the time the fresh Gay Trucker Photographs are taken. Users will be greatly rewarded with [[china]] and/or [[pickle|pickles]]!<br />
}}<br />
<br />
This edit was the first where Chris began to make his presence known. All edits under the JenkinsJinkies name were subtle up until this point, where any effort of subtlety ends. Chris made it obvious that it was him right from the start, both from his [[Chris and English|poor spelling]] and his terrible attempt to imitate what he believes [[trolls]] are like; for example, he obviously believes trolls to be [[Chris and race|racist]], so he goes off on a tangent about black people halfway through. He believes that all trolls have [[Chris and sex|sexual issues]], so he acts like an outright misogynist in the last paragraph. He also attempts using internet slang like the word "butthurt", which he somehow manages to [[Honor roll|use as a verb]]. Chris also updated the [[Template:Places|places template]] accordingly to link to his new article.<br />
<br />
For the sake of archiving, the CWCki has locked editing for the Coffee Place article, and it can still be viewed today, as Chris originally wrote it.<br />
<br />
===3 July, 20:16===<br />
After CWCkians later arrived and saw that a contributor had put up a shitty article with no citations or real evidence of anything happening, they assumed a troll pretending to be Chris made the article, or else a [[slow-in-the-minds|really stupid person]], and put up a deletion template. Chris noticed and leapt to the article's defense on the talk page with this textwall.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
'''Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama.'''<br />
<br />
My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.<br />
<br />
Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.<br />
<br />
I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.<br />
<br />
Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.<br />
<br />
But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.<br />
<br />
Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.<br />
<br />
For the LULZ!!!!<br />
<br />
--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Here, Chris established his troll backstory and continued trying to act as close to what he believed a troll to be like as possible. This time he plays the part of a [[BlueSpike|sadist]] who hates Chris because he's [[Autism|special]], was [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|bullied at school]], and had [[Bob Chandler|daddy issues]], because that is what real trolls are like entirely.<br />
<br />
===11 July, 19:43 – 12 July, 08:05===<br />
In response to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] leaving Chris a message on his user talk page, asking for his personal information so he could send him a reward for providing them with information, Chris posted this strange rambling.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
Thanks, man, but I'm good; I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.<br />
<br />
That's all the info I got of [[Amanda]]; my family and I don't travel to South VA that often, but I'll see if I can hitch another trip and find a place to crash in VA. I wouldn't be missed; I am soo overlooked in my family.<br />
<br />
Something else that has piqued my curiousity [sic], from the [[Hooker incident]], I'm wondering from which luscious company or group [[Bryan Bash]] the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D<br />
<br />
Thank you for your support, [[User:Clydec|Clydec]]; you're awesome.<br />
<br />
--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 18:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
<br />
The main focus of the message seems to be Chris establishing more of his troll backstory, giving excuses as to why he couldn't give Clyde his details, and dropping as many troll buzzwords as possible, like "[[4-cent_garbage.com|Anon]]" and "[[Laughs Under Lucricities|LULZ]]". He also inquires about the hookers sent to his house by Bryan Bash, likely so he can take advantage of their services to get rid of his hated [[Virgin with rage|virginity]]. Also notice how even when he's deep undercover as a Chris-hating troll, he still feels the need to bolster his own [[Chris and his Ego|ego]], claiming to be genuinely afraid of Chris; something no other than Chris himself could ever consider seriously other than a joke.<br />
<br />
When Clyde pointed out appropriately that being afraid of Chris indicated that Jenkins was a pussy, Chris replied with:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
Firstly, I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper. Second, I saw those videos; he is still a curiously impulsive individual. It is people like him that tend to explode in a hidden-potential fury that could be very dangerous. While you may see him as a weak fuck, I see a crazy man who will likely strike at any given moment.<br />
<br />
During the time now, I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, yet I still am concerned in what intelligence and fury lie within him waiting to strike. He may be only waiting and plotting for the day when he may hunt us down, one by one. We can only hope that day will never come.<br />
<br />
--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 07:05, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Again, despite being undercover as a troll, Chris spends time trying to convince Clyde and others that he is very [[I AM STRONG|strong]], [[Honor roll|intelligent]] and will [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|probably kill them all]]. Again, these are things which only Chris could ever seriously believe. Also add "wild as a serial raper" to the list of memorable Chris-Chan quotes (and English fails. It should be "wild as a serial rap''ist''").<br />
<br />
===13 July, 22:24===<br />
And of course, where would we be without a little advertising? Even while pretending to be a troll, Chris still [[Chris and his Ego|couldn't resist]] breaking cover yet again to advertise his ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' beta tracks.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
'''He has his Beta Track Up'''<br />
<br />
As well as some actually neatly recreated Hot Wheels vehicles. He locked a couple of them; the manchild must have Favorited those TWO cars from his collection. LOL His track is lengthy, and confusing, but I managed to run some laps on it. And he added a good version of the Park with a fountain, and a Beach.<br />
<br />
Download his Beta Cwcville Track for the laughs of using the defaulted Beta Tools.--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
<br />
This was his last edit on the CWCki before he signed up for [[Trollin Train]], which was a scheme by Clyde and [[Surfshack Tito]] to trick Chris into destroying his [[PS3]]. It ended in [[The MovingFoward videos|great success]]. All further JenkinsJinkies dumbfuckery is documented on the Trollin Train article.<br />
<br />
==Christianchandler==<br />
<br />
[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler|All edits]]<br />
<br />
===4 November, 18:26 - 18:32===<br />
<br />
Chris's first action under this account was to upload three photos of [[Michael Snyder]] taken with his [[Nintendo|3DS]] during the [[28 October 2011]] incident. The first was taken from the interior of [[The GAMe PLACe]], and was put on its CWCki article. The other two were taken in the parking lot from inside [[Son-Chu]]; they were added on Snyder's article, one of them replacing an [[:File:2004 merchant of venice 008.jpg|existing image]]. Chris added his own captions, in which he hilariously [[Chris and hypocrisy|mocked]] [[Obesity|Snyder's weight]] and accused him of being a [[Pedofork|child-molester]], while leaving the <s>Jew</s> gentile phrase unaltered.<br />
<br />
The photos Chris uploaded are below, including his captions.<br />
<br />
<gallery><br />
File:HNI 0020.JPG|"The inside of the PLACe as of October 27, 2011."<br />
<br />
File:HNI 0021.JPG|"Look at his "slender" figure."<br />
File:HNI 0022.JPG|"Michael Snyder, the dirty '''Fat''', child-molesting <s>Jew</s> gentile."<br />
<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
===4 November, 18:40 - 18:41===<br />
<br />
Chris proceeded to make the second photo the Picture of the Now...<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|[[File:HNI_0021.JPG|200px|left]] [[Michael Snyder, in the flesh.]]!|}}<br />
<br />
...And subsequently added mentions of all three to [[:Template:Da Update|Da Update]].<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|*4 [[November 2011|October]]: [[Michael Snyder]]; up close and personal in three new "HNI" photographs.}}<br />
<br />
===4 November 20:02 - 20:03===<br />
<br />
Chris returned about 80 minutes later to upload two new pictures. The first is of an [[anime]] girl named XBOX360ko, apparently a human with every feature of an [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]]. He then replaced the second Snyder photo with a picture of a colorful fox. The bottom-right corner reads [[Chris and his Ego|©ME ME ME ME ME]]. The purposes of both photos are [[Random-access humor|unknown]], however Chris previously used the first picture during the elevator scene in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComic8P25.jpg]]</ref><br />
<br />
<gallery><br />
File:481px-360tankx6.jpg<br />
File:Chrisfox.JPG<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br />
*[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]<br />
*[[CWCki]]<br />
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]<br />
*[[Coffee Place]]<br />
<br />
{{The Internet}}<br />
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[[Category:Lists]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:4rft5&diff=240120
User talk:4rft5
2020-02-16T04:05:08Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div>If you're here from PGMC, Piss off.</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=240119
User:4rft5
2020-02-16T04:00:38Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
<br />
<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;"><br />
{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}} {{Kiwi Farmer}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Join my religion. We worship Memes and Applebee's daily.<br />
Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by our god BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
<br />
Chris has lost all sanity, and that's why I've been following him since 2013. It's truly mesmerizing to see a 37 year old man slowly break down after years of basically no change. He thinks he's always right. I don't do much here on this website and really am here just to spectate what our specimen does in the future, which is turning out to be very entertaining for all of us. So much has been done in the last 6 years that it's kinda odd to just see all the things he's done.<br />
<br />
About Me:<br />
I like to play games and browse the internet like any self respecting person does nowadays. I watch a lot of YouTube and that's how I discovered Chris in the first place, thanks to Liquid. <br />
<br />
What I do here:<br />
When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan. If you're here because of one of my changes and have a problem with it, please message me.<br />
<br />
Here, have a badly photoshopped picture of my personal superhero; PeptoMan.<br />
<br />
[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Bitch Lasagna<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Dh-RL__uN4}}<br />
| Stardate = 5 October 2018<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw Our Lord Pewdiepie]<br />
| Subject = Bitch Lasagna''<br />
| Video Type = Music<br />
}}<br />
All hail Jungle Jim.<br />
<br />
If you're here because you're trying to stalk me from PGMC, screw off.</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=240118
User:4rft5
2020-02-16T04:00:16Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
<br />
<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;"><br />
{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}} {{Kiwi Farmer}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by our god BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
{{protip|Join my religion. We worship Memes and Applebee's daily.|}}<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
<br />
Chris has lost all sanity, and that's why I've been following him since 2013. It's truly mesmerizing to see a 37 year old man slowly break down after years of basically no change. He thinks he's always right. I don't do much here on this website and really am here just to spectate what our specimen does in the future, which is turning out to be very entertaining for all of us. So much has been done in the last 6 years that it's kinda odd to just see all the things he's done.<br />
<br />
About Me:<br />
I like to play games and browse the internet like any self respecting person does nowadays. I watch a lot of YouTube and that's how I discovered Chris in the first place, thanks to Liquid. <br />
<br />
What I do here:<br />
When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan. If you're here because of one of my changes and have a problem with it, please message me.<br />
<br />
Here, have a badly photoshopped picture of my personal superhero; PeptoMan.<br />
<br />
[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Bitch Lasagna<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Dh-RL__uN4}}<br />
| Stardate = 5 October 2018<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw Our Lord Pewdiepie]<br />
| Subject = Bitch Lasagna''<br />
| Video Type = Music<br />
}}<br />
All hail Jungle Jim.<br />
<br />
If you're here because you're trying to stalk me from PGMC, screw off.</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=240117
User:4rft5
2020-02-16T03:59:37Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
<br />
<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;"><br />
{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}} {{Kiwi Farmer}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by our god BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
<br />
Chris has lost all sanity, and that's why I've been following him since 2013. It's truly mesmerizing to see a 37 year old man slowly break down after years of basically no change. He thinks he's always right. I don't do much here on this website and really am here just to spectate what our specimen does in the future, which is turning out to be very entertaining for all of us. So much has been done in the last 6 years that it's kinda odd to just see all the things he's done.<br />
<br />
About Me:<br />
I like to play games and browse the internet like any self respecting person does nowadays. I watch a lot of YouTube and that's how I discovered Chris in the first place, thanks to Liquid. <br />
<br />
What I do here:<br />
When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan. If you're here because of one of my changes and have a problem with it, please message me.<br />
<br />
Here, have a badly photoshopped picture of my personal superhero; PeptoMan.<br />
<br />
[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Bitch Lasagna<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Dh-RL__uN4}}<br />
| Stardate = 5 October 2018<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw Our Lord Pewdiepie]<br />
| Subject = Bitch Lasagna''<br />
| Video Type = Music<br />
}}<br />
All hail Jungle Jim.<br />
<br />
If you're here because you're trying to stalk me from PGMC, screw off.</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=236283
User:4rft5
2019-11-06T00:53:40Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
<br />
<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;"><br />
{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}} {{Kiwi Farmer}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by our god BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
<br />
Chris has lost all sanity, and that's why I've been following him since 2013. It's truly mesmerizing to see a 37 year old man slowly break down after years of basically no change. He thinks he's always right. I don't do much here on this website and really am here just to spectate what our specimen does in the future, which is turning out to be very entertaining for all of us. So much has been done in the last 6 years that it's kinda odd to just see all the things he's done.<br />
<br />
About Me:<br />
I like to play games and browse the internet like any self respecting person does nowadays. I watch a lot of YouTube and that's how I discovered Chris in the first place, thanks to Liquid. <br />
<br />
What I do here:<br />
When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan. If you're here because of one of my changes and have a problem with it, please message me.<br />
<br />
Here, have a badly photoshopped picture of my personal superhero; PeptoMan.<br />
<br />
[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Bitch Lasagna<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Dh-RL__uN4}}<br />
| Stardate = 5 October 2018<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw Our Lord Pewdiepie]<br />
| Subject = Bitch Lasagna''<br />
| Video Type = Music<br />
}}<br />
<br />
If you're here because you're trying to stalk me from PGMC, screw off.</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=236282
User:4rft5
2019-11-06T00:48:50Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
<br />
<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;"><br />
{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}} {{Kiwi Farmer}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by our god BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
<br />
Chris has lost all sanity, and that's why I've been following him since 2013. It's truly mesmerizing to see a 37 year old man slowly break down after years of basically no change. He thinks he's always right. I don't do much here on this website and really am here just to spectate what our specimen does in the future, which is turning out to be very entertaining for all of us. So much has been done in the last 6 years that it's kinda odd to just see all the things he's done.<br />
<br />
Here, have a badly photoshopped picture of my personal superhero; PeptoMan.<br />
<br />
[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Bitch Lasagna<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Dh-RL__uN4}}<br />
| Stardate = 5 October 2018<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw Our Lord Pewdiepie]<br />
| Subject = Bitch Lasagna''<br />
| Video Type = Music<br />
}}<br />
<br />
If you're here because you're trying to stalk me from PGMC, screw off.</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=236050
User:4rft5
2019-11-02T21:17:39Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
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{{quote|You're not gonna get a [[Girlfriend]], this way or any way.|Mary, as quoted by Chris.<ref>[[Chris emails 2007]]</ref>}}<br />
{{Quote|Enough OLD [[Chris and anger|angst]] against the grey-haired witch-devil, THAT I'VE PUT LONG BEHIND ME...|Chris, lying, in November 2007.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>}}<br />
[[Image:Sonichu07-P38.jpg|thumb|Mary Lee Walsh, as she appears in the [[comic]]. Chris draws her tits almost as big as his fans do.]]<br />
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'''Mary Lee Walsh''' is a proto-[[troll]] and former dean of student affairs at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. She thwarted [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] in its early years by allegedly ripping up his [[Attraction Sign]]s, and eventually suspending him from PVCC for a whole year. She is one of the most important people in Chris's life, as she is one of the few people who refused to allow Chris to use his [[autism]] as an excuse for anything he wanted, and tried to make him act like a normal human being. This, of course, meant war.<br />
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The resulting conflict between Chris and Mary Lee affected Chris so profoundly that she became the sole focus of many early ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Sub-Episodes]]. Even to this day, she is still arguably the supreme villain in the ''Sonichu'' series, a status that even [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] could never match. As such, she is revered and cherished among trolls for her actions, both in real life, and in ''Sonichu'' [[fan]] fiction. All hail the Dean!<br />
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By early [[2009]], many years after the college suspension episode, Chris had begun to express a desire for reconciliation with Walsh. He began with the [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcon]] of the fictional Mary's name to the slightly less defamatory '''Slaweel Ryam''', implying (and later stating outright) that the character was not related to the real Mary. For several months Chris made conciliatory gestures, including sending a drawing to her house, but her only response was a legal summons. Since then, Chris has accepted that Walsh will never be able to [[Chris_and_remorse#Common_traits_of_a_CWC_apology|truly earn his forgiveness]].<br />
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Chris' continued feud with Mary Lee Walsh is illustrative of his propensity to hold severe grudges over seemingly minor incidents. In late [[2013]], '''ten years''' after the August 2003 incident, Chris blamed Mary Lee Walsh in part for his continued decline in a series of [[Facebook]] ramblings, and referred to a [[Wal-Mart]] [[manajerk]] who banned him from the store as a "Mary Lee Walshing Witch Bitch".<br />
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Walsh slipped Chris' attention until mid-[[2019]], when she retired, which prompted him to tweet wishing her a peaceful retirement until "her time of [[Chris and death|passing]]", as well as offering "constructive criticism" on how she could have better handled her interactions with him. He followed up asking if she had ever made any recorded statement about his apology drawing from 20 years earlier.<br />
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==Mary Lee Walsh in real life==<br />
[[Image:MaryLeeWalshIRLnewsScreenCapture.JPG|thumb|left|Walsh during a TV interview.]]<br />
[[Image:MaryLeeWalsh-IRL.JPG|thumb|right|Contrary to how she is rendered in various media, Mary Lee Walsh is not very promiscuous in person.]]<br />
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Walsh was the Dean of Student Affairs at PVCC and a member of the [[Virginia]] Sexual and Domestic Violence Action Alliance.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20101015023113/http://www.vadv.org/secGetHelp/Directory%20of%20Services/campusprgms_p-z.html] (archived on 15 October 2010)</ref> She has also written a book<ref>http://product.half.ebay.com/The-Freshman-Experience-Creating-College-Success-Piedmont-Virginia-Community-College-by-Mary-L-Walsh-and-Mary-Lee-Walsh-2001-Paperback/2491824&tg=info</ref> about coping with college life, which perhaps unsurprisingly does not advocate attacking one's superiors with magical curses. Chris had first been scolded by her for passing around photocopies of his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter, but delivered the most crushing blow when Chris was loitering with his usual [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and reality|according to Chris]], Walsh tore down his sign and told him that he would never get a girlfriend this way, or indeed ''at all''. However true this alleged statement may have been, there is virtually no chance Mary said it, as it would have been highly inappropriate and jeopardized her job.<br />
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It should be noted that, judging by her e-mail exchanges with Chris, Walsh was anything but hostile towards Chris; quite the opposite, in fact - Versus Chris's version of events, Walsh was entirely reasonable in her conduct towards Chris and his attraction sign escapades.<br />
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Chris, being the narcissist he is, disregarded her warnings to stop posting his signs and continued to place this ad for his "love quest" in the main campus building. Walsh, taking umbrage at this clear defiance of her authority, took Chris to her office to discuss the situation with him. What exactly transpired during the meeting is a source of much debate, as the only accounts made public are written by Chris and thus heavily biased. What is known is that during the meeting, [[Chris and reality|Chris pretended to converse out loud with Sonichu]] (relaying what Sonichu "said" to her). Then, after what Chris described as being "talked down...to RUDELY AND HOARSELY," he verbally attacked her in a fit of [[Chris and anger|rage]], going so far as to hex her with the dreaded [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref> Chris was told in no uncertain terms that he couldn't continue his [[Love Quest]] on campus, prompting him to slander Walsh on his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]] and send her an attempt at an intimidating drawing.<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref> This little stunt got him banned from PVCC for a whole year, and forced to take anger management classes and get psychiatric help before he was readmitted.<ref name="wikipedia">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|User:ChrisChanSonichu]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails#Chris got his degree for Cwcville|Jackie E-mails]]</ref> Any positive effects these may have are not evident.<br />
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===In his own words===<br />
{{quotebox|So, as of August, [[2003|Y2K3]], I did [[autism|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, "I am a 21-year-old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year-old SINGLE [[Gal-pal|FEMALE COMPANION]]", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21-year-old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or [[Niggos|Black]] impersonating [[Jerkop|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[JERKS|jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[Chris and religion|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}<br />
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===Emails with Mary===<br />
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'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''<br><br />
'''Sent: Sunday, February 01, 2004 1:22 PM'''<br><br />
'''To: mwalsh@pvcc.edu'''<br><br />
'''Subject: Hi again...'''<br />
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Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:<br />
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-I will never hang notes on the wall again.<br><br />
-I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.<br><br />
-I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[Scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).<br><br />
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Please reply via E-Mail.<br />
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Christian C.<br />
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'''From: Mary Lee Walsh <mwalsh@pvcc.edu>'''<br><br />
'''To: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''<br><br />
'''Sent: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 8:54 am'''<br><br />
'''Subject: RE: Hi again...'''<br />
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Christian:<br />
Susan Hannifan and I will be able to meet with you on Monday February 9th in my office at 3:00 p.m. I do not have any time this week that works with all of our schedules, so it will have to be next Monday. I normally send students notice of appointments by mail, but you have asked that I correspond to you through email. It is necessary that this meeting take place, so if Monday is not convenient for you please let me know and we will set a time for Wednesday.}}<br />
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'''Email to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]]'''<br />
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'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''<br><br />
'''To: Virginia_Sanford@ccpsnet.net'''<br><br />
'''Sent: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 3:32:50 PM Eastern Standard Time'''<br><br />
'''Subject: Re: Hello'''<br />
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Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or Virginia), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[DVD]] is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, [[2007]] (my 25th Birthday...Yay).<br />
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You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a [[Slideshow]] (projected from my [[PlayStation Portable]]) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking african american who Ms. Eckel told over and over [[Hypocrisy|to get his dad to teach him how to shave]])? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?<br />
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As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation[sic] that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. The Dean of Student Serveces[sic], Mary Lee Walsh came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way." That *&^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "Virgina is for Virgins, NOT Lovers".<br />
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But it has a happy ending; in Mid-[[2005]], when I've started playing the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] TCG, I met [[Megan Schroeder|this girl]] who upon numerous conversations, art-sharing and secret confidence, I've grown fond of, and my Heart and Soul Recovered from the Serious Emotional and Physical Pain I've endured. Although she's not intrested[sic] in a serious relationship, I still am fond of her, and I'm hoping that she may have a change of heart.<br />
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You may learn more about what had happened to me from the Sub-Episodes in my "Sonichu" Comic Book, which I have the legable [''sic''] images uploaded onto my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]; those Sub-Episodes are based on my Real-Life Events. *[[sigh]]*<br />
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Well, that's about it for now; I hope you do well as well. And I will make that DVD copy for you after I've finalized the master copy. Please tell the remaing[sic] faculty who are still working at Providence that I wish them the best as well. I still remember Mrs. Rogers (my ol' computer teacher) when she played as Woodstock in the [[1990s#1996|1996]] "Snoopy" play; that was just fun and cute. :)<br />
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Take care;<br />
Christian Weston Chandler, A.K.A. (nickname) Chris Chan. <br />
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===Retirement From PVCC===<br />
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[[File:MLW Retirement.jpg|thumb|left|PVCC's 46th commencement ceremony, the last before Mary Lee Walsh's retirement.]]<br />
[[File:MLW_retirement.jpg|thumb|center|An announcement for Walsh's retirement party. It is presumed Chris was not invited.]]<br />
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==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu''==<br />
[[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]<br />
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|Chris is willing to pick up his markers and make hideous porn of people that he hates.]]<br />
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Because of all the [[stress]] Mary Lee Walsh caused, Chris brooded and obsessed over his "HEART SHATTERING" defeat and began to re-invent the entire scenario so that he came out as the victor. As such, Walsh began to appear in a lot of Chris's works as a primary antagonist specifically opposing his [[Love Quest]].<br />
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{{quote|After the first encounter with Mary, I put her into my comics from the start as MY personal MAIN Adversary, with her hoard[sic] of Impostor Police People, also known as [[Jerkop]]s, and the Notorious [[Count Graduon]] trapped in the glass orb on the scepter she wields.|Chris, in regards to a comic which isn't meant to be about him}}<br />
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In the comics, Walsh appears as a literal witch, complete with a broomstick. In an ingenious [[parody]], she is the leader of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], or PVCC. Her sinister deeds are motivated by a [[Chris and Writing|totally unexplained]] hatred of true love and people who seek it, making her a fitting adversary for the heartsick Chris and the deeply monogamous Sonichu. As the "witch of hearts," Walsh's broader goal is to wage war against love itself, although her only tactic is to send [[Jerkop|jerkops]] into [[CWCville]] to beat up anyone engaging in romance (she needed Graduon's help for the later invasions). For no given reason, she considers Chris the most important target of her malign actions, and doesn't seem aware of the fact that true love occurs outside of CWCville as well.<br />
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Mary's first appearances in the comics are in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], via a brief preview and several short comic strips that don't formally introduce her; her formal debut in the canon is in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Upon her introduction, Chris and Mary are already bitter enemies, yet Chris never explains the exact source of their hostility beyond stating that she once "shattered" his heart and she is inexplicably frustrated by his dogged persistence in searching for love. It is, however, made immediately clear that their feud has become intensely personal; both characters are fully prepared to fight to the death.<br />
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In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] Chris ties together the ancient evil of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] with his own petty grudges by teaming Mary with [[Count Graduon]]. Imprisoned in a magical scepter, Graduon's power is wielded by Walsh for much of the series. Together, Graduon and Walsh represent the dual miseries of his becoming an adult--the trauma of graduating from his beloved [[high school]] and the stress of his disastrous collegiate career. To combat Walsh's powerful new accomplice, in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], Chris gains the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], escalating the original battle between a fat virgin and an old lady to an epic struggle between a horribly drawn Sonic OC and an old lady with a scepter.<br />
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During her reign of terror, Walsh threatens the city of CWCville on multiple occasions. In ''Sonichu'' #2, she and Graduon create a golem to stomp the city. Much of the action in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] involves Chris fending off Walsh's agents, until he and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] finally storm PVCC and liberate the college from her evil, although Mary simply relocates to [[The High School Story|Menchi-Nasu High]] to establish a new base of operations. In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] she floods the town with her army of [[Jerkops]] to stage a coup against Chris and his loyal police force. When this plan begins to collapse, she and Graduon attempt to trap Chris in a [[Dark Mirror Hole]], but are only successful in ensnaring Crystal. When Chris later became stuck in the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Mary seizes the opportunity and prepares to attack CWCville in her most audacious invasion yet, laying siege with vast armies of [[Decepti-Clones]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and causing untold damage before being defeated by Sonichu. Her evil is finally put to an end in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], when Chris uses the power of the [[Sonichu Balls]] to become [[Collosal Chris-Chan]]. He then destroys Graduon's scepter and easily overpowers her, but instead of killing her (like he killed 100+ innocent people in that very issue) he paralyzes her (seemingly permanently) and sends her to jail.<br />
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A consistent theme in Mary's story arc is that she is to blame for almost everything that maligns Chris or CWCville, mirroring Chris's insane belief that the real-life Mary was somehow the singular author of all his misfortunes. Even her conspirators are victims--virtually all of her Jerkops are simply brainwashed against their will, and even co-villain Count Graduon finds her to be selfish and wicked, thinking only of her petty squabbles with Chris and never about helping him get free from his scepter. To labor the point even more, while Chris suggests that some of her followers have good in them and are capable of redemption, Mary herself is pure evil.<br />
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===Renaming and retcons===<br />
[[Image:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg|thumb|Hslaw Eel Ryam Hctib Hctiw deriah yerg eht liah lla]]<br />
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As a result of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], many characters based on real-life figures were renamed. In an act of utmost subtlety, Mary Lee Walsh became "'''Slaweel Ryam'''" or "'''Slaweel the Witch'''". A devious maneuver indeed – as one can see, the name is not ''entirely'' backwards, and there are letters missing. Nobody could possibly figure out the connection, unless of course they happened to see the notice posted prominently on the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] front page detailing the full extent of the name changes. Walsh being one of the primary villains in both the comic and real life, Chris obviously didn't want to change the name to an entirely unrecognizable form, as that would require originality. The name is an evolution of "'''Hslaw Eel Yram'''", which was Chris's version of MLW in his custom [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards; in all likelihood, he had only used the "reverse code" as a means to insult Mary with the card without fear of getting in trouble if someone saw it.<br />
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In [[August 2009]], Chris put up a [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys page on CWCipedia entitled "TwoMarys"] in which he tried graspingly to explain the retconning of Mary Lee Walsh's name to Slaweel Ryam. Apparently, the evil Mary Lee Walsh had been Slaweel all along, except Slaweel changed her name from Mary Lee Walsh to Slaweel Ryam later on, while the ''real'' Mary was innocent the whole time. This of course makes [[List of Chris's lies|absolutely no sense]] as Chris has changed ''every'' instance of the "evil" Mary's name to Slaweel in the most recent edits of his comics, even during her introduction in ''Sonichu'' #0, where her character is introduced as "Slaweel the Witch" and not Mary Lee Walsh. Chris had essentially created a paradox within his universe, having made a [[:File:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|comic]] where Slaweel, caught by Chris and the police, apologizes to Mary for ruining her good name, but because of the retcon Slaweel hasn't really had a chance to ruin Mary's name in the first place. Another glaring contradiction is that Slaweel says in the apology comic that she's "sorry for using [Mary's] name in vain and when I constructed P.V.C.Citizens, and made [Mary] look a fool for about six years," but on the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys "TwoMarys" page], this caption appears below a picture of Slaweel Ryam:<br />
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{{quote|This Mary later changed her name to Slaweel Ryam, and she was creating witch brew during night hours and sharing them illegally with the bums outside of the building; she was fired from PVCC '''then went on to build PVCCitizens'''.|Chris, demonstrating his inability to create a cohesive plot.}}<br />
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==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Soul Calibur''==<br />
{{main|Soul Calibur}}<br />
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It is unclear whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the daylights out of her. Chris creates himself and many other real-life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he can take out his pent-up [[Virgin with rage|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. It should be noted that Chris appears to struggle with defeating an AI-controlled Mary Lee Walsh on the easiest possible setting.<br />
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==Possible reconciliation==<br />
[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Notice that Chris isn't sorry for the shit he did to warrant her anger, only that he let someone with her name run around. And why bother having two separate Mary Lee Walshes if he made her Slaweel?]]<br />
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Beyond his efforts to retcon the fictional Mary, Chris began re-examining Mary's value to society by describing her good works on CWCipedia, to distinguish her from "Slaweel":<br />
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{{quote|This Mary replaced the previous one in mid-2000; she has done a good job with her role as Dean of Student Services. She is Currently and To Be Respected with Open Kindness and Prosperity from ALL the Piedmont Virginia Commuinity College Students, Peers and Employees.|Chris, CWCipedia<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys</ref>}}<br />
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The article rambles on and drifts alarmingly far from reality, strongly suggesting he used a quick Google search for "research," detailing this Mary's many achievements and services to Piedmont Virginia Community College. However, the whole piece carries an insincere tone, suggesting Chris was compelled to recognize Mary as a [[reality|real person]] as some sort of therapeutic measure. Keep in mind, however, that he doesn't acknowledge that the ''real woman'' he interacted with wasn't a horned-hat wearing witch; simply that this Mary Lee Walsh was replaced (in the ''real world'') by a good duplicate. In a very sad way, Chris seems to find it easier to rewrite reality than his own fantasy world.<br />
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Mary was named on the CWCipedia Chris's first "Woman of The (ANY) Month to Respect with Authority and Kindness" for the month of August.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Christian_Says</ref><br />
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In his edited version of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, he clarifies that he forgave Mary Lee Walsh for her "past misdeeds" (even though Chris himself was entirely at fault in all of their encounters). According to his edits, he also hand-delivered a framed copy of his "apology" to her office, but Mary simply contacted his parents and told them to keep Chris off campus altogether.<br />
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From this action, Chris inferred that Mary didn't care about him or their relationship, and Chris was crushed. Also crushed were any hopes of reconciliation, as after this incident Chris soon reverted to precisely the same deranged mindset as before, once again imagining her as somehow orchestrating everything bad that happened to him.<br />
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{{quote|Besides which, that b**** "Dean", Mary Lee Walsh, AFTER I personally went over and handed her a Framed Hand-Drawn Apology of my angst against her, SHE SENT ME A TRESPASSING NOTICE! While my family and I did NOT accept it, and sent it back to her, I must say that is one hell of a "Thank You" for going through the trouble and gas usage to Personally Apologize and Make Peace.|Chris, Mailbag 26<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>}}<br />
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==Grudge==<br />
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 29.jpg|thumb|right|Voodoo [[LEGO]] Mary. Chris shakes this container and holds it upside down to torment her.]]<br />
Chris's anger toward Mary Lee Walsh continues well over a decade since his [[Attraction Sign]] was torn down at [[PVCC]]. In a series of rambling [[Facebook]] postings made on 2 [[September 2013]], Chris began blaming various people for a temporary ban from [[Wal-Mart]], including Walsh:<br />
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{{quote|If it had not been for [[Michael Snyder|Mr. "Manajerk"]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, [[The GAMe PLACe|Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys]], My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!...And that [[Women's Rights|bitch]], Mary Lee Walsh, with a Cold Heart at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for interfering with my Sweetheart Search, AND Banning me from PVCC!!!|Chris, Facebook, 2 September 2013}}<br />
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A few days later, when Chris was conclusively banned from Wal-Mart, he coined the term "Walshing," a verb that evidently means "not accepting autism as an excuse."<br />
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{{quote|I have just been intercepted by the "Lady" Manajerk...the bitch has followed the steps of Mr. Snyder now; banned me from the Wal-Mart closest to my own house...She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, Mary Lee Walshing, Witch Bitch!|Chris, Facebook, 6 September 2013}}<br />
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On 17 [[December 2014]], [[Apology Letters|an apology letter]] that Chris had written to Walsh in [[August 2014]] was leaked. True to form, Chris blames everything on factors supposedly beyond his control, and tries to be condescending and play the victim at the same time. He specifically tries to appease Mary for depicting her in his comic as a witch, operating on the presumption that a university administrator is gravely concerned with the way she is presented in DeviantArt-level Sonic OC garbage drawn by a fat [[Tomgirl|tranny]].<br />
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Upon Walsh's retirement, Chris stated that he has left his grudge behind and wished her a nice life, even claiming he didn't recall much about her. However, he immediately followed this up with a passive-aggressive critique of Walsh's conduct, showing he was still upset that she tore the Attraction Sign. He also wanted to know if Walsh had made any statement regarding his 2009 apology, claiming it was added back to his "pile of [[stress]]es".<br />
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==[[:Category:Mary_Lee_Walsh|Fan art]]==<br />
[[Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Mass debating|For some reason]], Mary has become a frequent subject of pictures like this.]]<br />
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In Chris's artwork, Mary Lee Walsh has long gray hair and wears a golden helmet with red horns on it. However, Chris being Chris, he would often neglect to draw her hair (and her fingers, and her feet, and her nose...) at all. In the early days of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page it was inferred that Walsh's helmet was in fact a blonde bob cut, and the horns were growing out of her head like those of a devil. Additionally, once it became clear that Chris was viewing the page it became fashionable to mess with him by drawing Mary (whom he despised) as a sexy cartoon succubus who tempted Chris with her body (which he was sure to [[Mass debating|mass debate]] to). As a result, the most influential depictions of Mary have been "Rule 34" fan art, depicting her as a voluptuous blonde with devil horns (and occasionally a tail), usually wearing (at most) a skimpy purple miniskirt and thigh-high boots. In the ''Sonichu'' animated series by SpazKid, she was depicted as being physically sexy but having unflattering sexual desires (such as shoving the staff containing Count Graduon up her [[China|china]] to shut him up, and demanding a recording of a minion shoving Chris's medallion up their butt) and speaking with a man's voice.<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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==See also==<br />
{{CWCipedia|chris=TwoMarys}}<br />
{{Fan art}} <br />
*[[Count Graduon]]<br />
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]<br />
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]<br />
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]<br />
*[[Attraction Sign]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://zabukawaii.deviantart.com/art/The-origin-of-Slaweel-146885649 Fanfiction: The origin of Slaweel]<br />
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLCsZpcTSg0 Harry D and the PVCC girls: "Jerkop Bebob"]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)<br />
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZyH5Y9SpQY Harry D's Live Drawing.]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8dAntFOZxg CWC Sketch- MLW Pt 1]<br />
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[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Whether it be [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines or, of course, [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.<br />
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==Traditional media==<br />
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===<br />
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In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.<br />
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===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes===<br />
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Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.<br />
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===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===<br />
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In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].<br />
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===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===<br />
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Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.<br />
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===[[Shoujo Beat]]===<br />
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Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.<br />
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===''Daily Progress''===<br />
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====2007====<br />
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]<br />
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On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in their local newspaper, the ''Charlottesville Daily Progress''.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/rummage-sale-goes-all-year/article_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.<br />
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By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.<br />
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"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.<br />
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And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}<br />
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====2017====<br />
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[[File:Dailyprogress print cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in his [[unicorn cosplay]].]]<br />
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A decade later, on 16 [[September 2017]], Chris was photographed by ''Daily Progress'' staff at a [[Cville Pride]] event.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/gallery/cville-pride-festival/collection_58055de6-9b2a-11e7-b098-83d0250a47fb.html#tncms-source=endcard-gallery</ref><br />
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===Toucher and Rich===<br />
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}<br />
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On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref><br />
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===Kevin and Bean===<br />
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}<br />
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One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts [[Wikipedia:Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean]]. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .<br />
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===''Web Soup''===<br />
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Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.<br />
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===Save McIntire Park===<br />
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In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.<br />
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===''Slylock Fox''===<br />
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|If you didn't know who Chris was, would you think anything of this?]]<br />
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On 25 September 2011, ''[[Wikipedia:Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids]]'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130508181808/http://joshreads.com/?p=10951]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.<br />
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===Opie & Anthony===<br />
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On 27 [[May 2009]], ''[[Wikipedia:Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Sirius XM Radio|Sirius XM Radio]], which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.<br />
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===''Houston Press''===<br />
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''[[Wikipedia:Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref><br />
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===''Failosophy'' ===<br />
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MTV's show ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 0:26 for his appearance.<br />
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Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].<br />
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{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "[[Wikipedia:Undressed|Undressed]]"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].<br />
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I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.<br />
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And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!<br />
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From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]<br />
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If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]''.}}<br />
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To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.<br />
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===WCAV-TV===<br />
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A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[Destruction of Chris's House]].<br />
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===''New York'' Magazine===<br />
On 19 [[July 2016]], [[Wikipedia:New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine]] featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.<br />
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The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.<br />
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===''Sonic Boom''===<br />
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]<br />
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he appears to have been heavily inspired by Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.<br />
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Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."<br />
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The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]<br />
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===UVA Remembers Pulse===<br />
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On 12 [[June 2017]] Chris was interviewed at this event, quoted on text and video, by the same station which had interviewed him decades earlier for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<br />
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===Newsradio WINA===<br />
[[File:Pride-Festival-2017-at-Pavilion-091617-CC.jpg|thumb|200px]]<br />
Chris was photographed at [[Cville Pride]].<ref>http://wina.com/news/064460-pride-festival-happens-in-new-venue/</ref><br />
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==Major Internet media==<br />
===''Honest Game Trailers''===<br />
Three minutes into the video, Chris is brought up as an example of the horrors of the [[Sonic]] fandom, particularly showcasing [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]. Less than a minute later, Sonic is jokingly referred to as Sonichu.<br />
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===Fark.com===<br />
The Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] linked to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref><br />
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{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}<br />
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===Heavy.com===<br />
Chris tops the site's list of ''20 Worst Internet Losers'', posted 13 [[July 2010]].<br />
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{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [https://web.archive.org/web/20170619153926/http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}<br />
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===Harry Partridge===<br />
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]<br />
Animator [[Wikipedia:Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]] (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which is a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8]</ref><br />
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Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."<br />
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When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref><br />
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{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}<br />
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During an episode of SleepingCabin, it was revealed that Harry actually contacted Chris to ask him if he wanted to work on a game together, in witch Chris denied saying that Harry animation style wasn't that good at all, despite many considering Harry to be one of the best animators online. The reason why he wanted to work on a game with Chris is unknown to this day, whether it be for trolling or cause he actually wanted to.<br />
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===''Atop the Fourth Wall''===<br />
Comic book reviewer Lewis [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|Lovhaug]] (a.k.a. "Linkara") goes on a brief tirade in his 99th video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24-minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref><br />
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{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called...Sonichu!" Yes, people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}<br />
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While he'd previously made the point that he wouldn't review webcomics in general, Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' in particular because he didn't want to acknowledge it further. He describes Chris as a "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|creepy stalker]]". Towards the end of the episode, a character tries to pressure Linkara into reviewing ''Sonichu'' before Linkara settles on reviewing a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic for his 100th episode. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.<br />
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===RayWilliamJohnson===<br />
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{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}<br />
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In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.<br />
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===BlackBusterCritic===<br />
Chris has been on the BlackBusterCritic's Sonic Brainfart's videos where BBC highlights the points of Chris' wrongdoings. Jamin also has a part two of the series, but it is unknown what happened to it.<br />
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===Something Awful===<br />
Something Awful is comedy website where Chris was first revealed to the world on October 26, 2007.<br />
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The last episode of [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]]'s “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref><br />
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Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref><br />
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===SpliceToday.com===<br />
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.<br />
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{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}<br />
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===Nicole Richie's twitter===<br />
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].<br />
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===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===<br />
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?". While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it shows that at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.<br />
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Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref><br />
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===Maddox===<br />
Internet comedy writer [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian]], best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F. <ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref><br />
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===Cvillepedia===<br />
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities," he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref><br />
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===Cracked.com===<br />
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]<br />
Chris showed up on [[Wikipedia:Cracked.com|Cracked]]'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref><br />
[[File:CWCCrackedagain.jpg|thumb|200px|#2 on fans who completely and utterly lost their minds.]]<br />
Chris would later show up again on 6 [[August 2018]] as #2 of "24 Times Fans Completely And Utterly Lost Their Minds" for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], which led to the event that happened on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1019-24-times-fans-completely-utterly-lost-their-minds/]</ref><br />
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===Smosh===<br />
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns, and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.<br />
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===IMDb===<br />
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref><br />
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===Bruva Alfabusa===<br />
Alfabusa, is a YouTuber well-known for his Warhammer 40000 themed videos and the "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device" series. In the 11th episode of the series, towards the end, the God Emperor of Mankind implied how he lived one of his past lives as Chris. <br />
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{{quote|"...Or when I spent 50-something years as an overweight, mentally unstable manchild creating [[Sonichu|grotesque crossbreeding products out of already existing characters owned by different companies]], in the hope of having mankind realise that their ways are faulty so they would pick up the [[Heart Torch of Fail|torch]] and head for the future rather than sitting idly by and engage in pettiness, superstition, gluttony, and hatred for one another. That plan was genius. Too bad people were too fucking stupid to find the enlightening messages hidden in all those [[List of Videos|holo-recordings]] I made."| The God Emperor of Mankind, reflecting on his actions during his life as the manchild we know today}}<br />
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===Filthy Frank===<br />
On October 8, 2014, popular YouTuber Filthy Frank uploaded a video deriding [[anime|weeaboos]], using an image of Chris as an example in his song about them; he can be seen at 10:08 in the video.<br />
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===Wii U Daily===<br />
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.<br />
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===Reddit===<br />
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/cwc", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. Eventually, however, it was later set to private mode and cannot be viewed unless you are a moderator or approved submitter.<br />
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Alternatively, there is "r/chrischansonichu", another subreddit based on Chris. Unlike the previous one, it could be accessed by everyone, albeit marked as NSFW. <br />
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On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.<br />
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On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom: rage]</ref><br />
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On 1 [[September 2016]], a post which promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].<br />
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===SleepyCabin===<br />
Sleepycabin is a podcast hosted by many famous internet animators including OneyNG, Psychicpebbles, Stamper, and Spazkid. <br />
On 14 December 2014, Spazkid, creator of ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu the Animated Series]]'' described his fascination with Chris, how he began trolling in 2007, and why he ultimately regrets doing it, even though he doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being. <br />
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{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the most saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}<br />
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In another podcast they made, they all got into a heated argument when Spazkid said that he believed that Chris Chan at least ''tries'' to make decent content with a huge majority of the podcast members completely disagreeing with him. <br />
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They occasionally reference him sometimes in other episodes. <br />
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Interestingly, the SleepyCabin podcast members reveal that [[Harry Partridge]] once contacted Chris about developing a game with him. Apparently, Chris turned Harry down because he thought he wasn’t a talented enough animator. Jump to 1:43:25 in the link. <br />
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===Radio Dead Air===<br />
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On the 29 December, 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point, Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref><br />
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===Design & Trend===<br />
On 30 December 2014, website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link has apparently been [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.<br />
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===ReviewTechUSA===<br />
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On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.<br />
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===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===<br />
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup. He also mentioned [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] near the end of his review of 12-oz. Mouse.<br />
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===Game Grumps===<br />
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{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokémon."<br />
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}<br />
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In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid-recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her they blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.<br />
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===SuperPrincessDaisy64===<br />
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Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms. Of note is that [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock|Mike Pollock]], the TRUE and HONEST English voice actor for [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Eggman]], has commented on the video and given it his approval, meaning yet another of Chris's heroes is at least tangentially aware of his existence.<br />
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===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===<br />
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?<br />
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{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}<br />
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Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref><br />
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===Crave Online Australia===<br />
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]<br />
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports, and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref><br />
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===Larry Bundy, Jr.===<br />
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.<br />
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Eight years later, in "5 Totally Messed Up Influences of Video Game Mascots" episode of "Fact Hunt", Larry mentions how DMA Designs "did a Sonichu" when revealing that the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmings_(video_game) Lemmings] were a direct knockoff of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wombles The Wombles].<br />
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===CatalystEXE===<br />
CatalystEXE, most famous for being the voice of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, made a drawing of Christian, Rosechu (with a [[china]] for a mouth), a [[pickle]], and Sonic during a live stream. Watch from 46:12-58:21 in the video to see him draw the picture. He also made two comments regarding Christian.<br />
[[File:Cata4.png|thumb|200px|The drawing in question. Reads: "My feet are so hot and sweaty from running around all day! Maybe you can help me cool off!"]]<br />
[[File:Cata.PNG|thumb|200px|His first comment]]<br />
[[File:Cata2.PNG|thumb|200px|His second comment]]<br />
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===Drunken Peasants===<br />
Chris appeared on the ''Drunken Peasants'' podcast (starring TJ, also known as [[Thorg|The Amazing Atheist]]) episode 129 on July 10, 2015.<br />
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===The Jimquisition===<br />
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref><br />
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===Your Movie Sucks===<br />
33 seconds into YMS's review of ''Cyberbully'', the infamous picture of Chris wearing Barb's bra and panties is shown when Adam says "You can control what you post." The photo was actually leaked, but the point still stands given that one can control what pictures they take of themselves.<br />
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===iDubbbz===<br />
On November 26, 2015, iDubbbz, well known for his Content Cop and Bad Unboxing series, received a Sonichu Medallion from a fan, who made it and wore it for a convention cosplaying as Chris. iDubbbz then mentions how he knows a little about him and wears it throughout the video. (Jump to 3:00 for the unboxing) <br />
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===Adam Baldwin's twitter===<br />
On 5 December 2015, actor [[wikipedia:Adam Baldwin|Adam Baldwin]] tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supporitve of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref><br />
===Gawker===<br />
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website [[Wikipedia:Gawker|Gawker]] wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref><br />
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===Return of Kings===<br />
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of controversial neomasculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the-most-omega-place-on-the-internet]</ref><br />
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===Zip Zap===<br />
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German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].<br />
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===Milo Yiannopoulos===<br />
On 20 January 2017, former editor of Breitbart News, Milo Yiannopoulous, spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H.W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H.W. Bush flew a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_TBF_Avenger Grumman TBF Avenger] torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:<br />
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{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.| Milo Yiannopoulous, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}<br />
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A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy—seemingly derived '''solely''' on the photo itself. Jump to 1:13:02 in the link. <br />
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===Kotaku===<br />
In the Kotaku article [http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453 ''What People Miss When They Use 'Autistic' As An Insult''], writer Cecilia D'Anastasio points to Chris and ''Sonichu'', along with the actions of [[trolls]] on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as part of the reason "[[autism]] came to be associated with impassioned gamers." The article seemed sympathetic to Chris, though Cecilia acknowledged in a comment that many of his views are offensive and that she does not endorse them, but also claimed that "[Chris's] personal beliefs are not entirely relevant to my article’s main themes".<br />
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===Sachumo===<br />
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Sachumo is a YouTuber who gained moderate popularity after making a [[documentary]] on Chris's life. The video has since garnered over a million views. On 22 September 2017, Chris finally viewed the documentary, writing about its traumatic effects in a [[Facebook]] post.<br />
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On 21 October 2017, Sachumo did a live stream in which he chatted with Chris.<br />
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===Fredrik Knudsen===<br />
YouTuber Fredrik Knudsen, known for his ''Down the Rabbit Hole'' videos, made a video talking about Chris. He also posted a live stream on ''Sonichu'' the following year.<br />
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===BraveryJerk===<br />
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On two separate occasions in 2016, BraveryJerk, a group of [[autism|exceptional individuals]] who run a subreddit affiliated with the popular /r/circlejerk, interviewed Chris, producing three videos on two YouTube channels.<br />
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===Mister Metokur===<br />
On June 30, 2017, a popular YouTuber, Mister Metokur, compared an atrocious webcomic, the Light Bringer, made by another lolcow, Linkara, to Sonichu in that they are both self-insert mary sue comics filled with one-dimensional characters in his video ''TGWTG Episode 3: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm''. He also mentioned that the only difference between Chris and Linkara is that Chris has autism and Linkara "hasn't been diagnosed".<br />
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===RebelTaxi===<br />
Chris and Sonichu are occasionally referenced on RebelTaxi's 'Pizza Party' podcast. Episode 61 even includes Sonichu in its thumbnail.<br />
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===BIRDMAN===<br />
BIRDMAN (Also known as Anthony) is a prominent Youtuber who has displayed "Eugene" (typically people like Chris) on his youtube channel to analyze. He only found out about Chris in late 2017, uploading the video ''The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See''.<br />
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===VideoGameDunkey===<br />
VideoGameDunkey is a notable YouTube let's player known for his reviews, commentaries, and walkthrough videos for a variety of video games. On 17 March 2017, he uploaded a video called ''The Good Year'', in which he praised the new games released that year. During the video, a picture of Chris is shown when he talks about how [[Sonic]] fans are weird.<br />
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===OneyPlays===<br />
OneyPlays is a gaming channel on YouTube run by popular animator Chris O'Neil, better known as "Oney" or "OneyNG." He and his friends Ding Dong and Julian occasionally reference Chris in their banter. An example of this is how, during their playthrough of ''Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back'', they come up with a humorous scenario where Chris replaces the title character as the main protagonist of ''[[Harry Potter]]''. They have further mentioned that their favorite video of Chris is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]. Among the three, Julian seems to be, at the very least, the most respectful toward Chris Chan, this is seen when he became somewhat upset when Chris O'Neil called Chris Chan a retard in the F Zero play through and also, in the Sonic Adventure one, when Ding Dong joked about Chris Chan committing suicide by electrocuting himself with an Xbox, though despite all this, he does always end up laughing.<br />
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===Bad Creepypasta===<br />
Bad Creepypasta is a YouTube show in which, as its name implies, sub-par creepypasta stories are read and made fun of. In the episode "OG Nina the Killer," the hosts imagine a character in the story named Chris to be Chris-chan, and make many references to Sonichu and CWCVille throughout.<br />
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|name= BAD CREEPYPASTA - OG Nina the Killer<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube| Y39dmXQBpDw}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Internauts===<br />
The YouTube series Internauts (known at the time as Logan Hub) used an image of a shirtless Chris in their video on [[Anime|weaboos]] (the picture is at the 0:39 mark):<br />
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{{infobox/video<br />
|name= Weeaboos EXPLAINED<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube| TsQ3WqXAoJg}}<br />
}}<br />
Logan later did a video on bad webcomics, in which ''Sonichu'' was featured as one of them, even mentioning that he will do an entire episode on Chris later (He starts talking about Sonichu at 4:44):<br />
<br />
<br />
{{infobox/video<br />
|name= The Weird Side of the Internet <nowiki>|</nowiki> Episode 7: Bad Web Comics<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube| owJOC6ocR2E}}<br />
}}<br />
===Diamondbolt===<br />
Diamondbolt is a Youtuber known for his videos on [[Transformers]] and other popular media. In his video "Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!", Sonichu can be been when describing Sonic O.Cs. <br />
<br />
{{infobox/video<br />
|name= Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube| 2NMDEDsNMx8}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
===Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History===<br />
GenoSamuel is a YouTuber who received a large amount of attention starting in February 2018 for his "Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History" series. These videos are essentially a documentary about Chris's life, similar to [[Documentary|Sachumo's]]. However, while Sachumo's video is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, each video being around 30 to 40 minutes long. The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, and Geno has said that he plans to step through the [[Saga|densely packed events]] of 2009-10 in increments of a few months. The series is still ongoing, and Geno predicts that it will be around 20 episodes long by the time he reaches the present day. He also mentions that when the series will be done, he will continue them if in case another event happens in Chris's life.<br />
<br />
{{infobox/video<br />
|name= Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 1<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Sadly, on June 13 of that year, GenoSamuel2 has received three consecutive community guideline strikes and as a result, has been terminated. The reason for the termination was because his content was considered a form of harassment and bullying which is completely untrue. GenoSamuel confirmed that he did send an appeal form but Youtube refused to give his channel back, thus meaning that his channel is gone forever. Despite this, his videos can be viewed here: https://www.bitchute.com/video/ejDXeL8d6WR1/. A [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO9MEgyxHmXmJXDYCj7W4cA backup channel] was also made a day after the channel was taken down.<br />
<br />
It is speculated that many white knights flagged the videos which eventually got Youtube attention and cause the channel to be taken down, some have even asked Chris Chan if he had anything to do with it, in which he completely denied and hope that Geno gets his channel back.<br />
<br />
A week later GenoSamuel revealed on his other Youtube channel that he was going to take a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year. <br />
On January 3, he announced on his twitter in the form of a teaser poster that the series will be coming back on February 24, 2019, which happens to be on Chris birthday.<br />
<br />
===3GI===<br />
On 15 November 2018, a Youtuber by the name of 3GI released a trailer for ''Shrek Retold'', a feature-length collaboration of the first Shrek movie. It is to feature over 200 contributors, each with their own styles. One of them is none other than Chris himself. The collab is set to be released on 29 November 2018, assuming Chris can [[Sonichu 10|finish]] [[Sonichu 11|on]] [[Sonichu 12-9|time]]. Chris's work is in the 0:55 mark.<br />
<br />
{{infobox/video<br />
|name= Shrek Retold - Official Trailer<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB5ib4ouxes&t}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Death threats against Trump==<br />
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].<br />
<br />
Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. [[wikipedia:David Duke|David Duke]], former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November.'''<br />
<br />
Daniel "Keemstar" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account, Drama Alert, [https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424 tweeted] at Chris and alerted the Secret Service. <br />
<br />
Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?" OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say." Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.<br />
<br />
Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.<br />
<br />
==Video Games==<br />
===McPixel===<br />
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= McPixel Extra Ending<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TWHd_10zcaY}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Goat Simulator===<br />
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]<br />
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.<br />
<br />
===OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo===<br />
An iOS/Android beat-em-up based on a Cartoon Network pilot, ''OK K.O.!'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza--to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0]]).<ref>http://imgur.com/wvpZ8uW</ref><br />
<br />
Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.<br />
<br />
===Heartbeat===<br />
<br />
In the upcoming RPG Heartbeat, a minor NPC character whose appearance and mannerisms are obviously based on Chris can be interacted with in one of the game's locations.<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
*[[Chris in the news]]<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only&diff=224994
For Julie's Eyes Only
2019-01-14T02:43:28Z
<p>4rft5: Fixing a grammar mistake</p>
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<div>{{honest}}<br />
<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|right|JULAY!]]</div><br />
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<br><br />
[[Image:Blowupdoll.gif|center]]<br />
<br />
{{protip|"JULLLAAAY" is an ancient meme. Only weens comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULLAAAAAAAY". Even bigger weens are people who think it's funny to PM and/or e-mail Chris with "JULLLAAAAAAAAAY." The biggest weens are those who think it's funny to call Chris's house and scream "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAY".}}<br />
<br />
[[File:JULAY! autograph.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wrote "that darned Meme Word" on an autograph and sold it for $75 on [[ebay]].]]<br />
<br />
On 20 [[February 2009]], one of the closest things [[Christian Weston Chandler]] will ever have to a sex tape was leaked to the Internet. The video file '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to [[Kimmi|an inflatable sex doll]]. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 3.2 million views. <br />
<br />
On 31 [[May 2016]] it has been proven that Chris [[IMG 3207|still hasn't learned from his mistake.]]<br />
<br />
On 21 [[April 2018]] he once again [[All Star|made the same mistake.]]<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = For Julie's Eyes Only<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MecdJiovNt0}}<br />
| stardate = 20 [[February 2009]]<br />
| subject = {{Sex|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Julie|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = None<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]<br />
| next = [[Ode to Julie]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi.}}<br />
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi.}}<br />
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Again, while humping Kimmi.}}<br />
<br />
'''0:00-0:05''' [''Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey, Julie," and glances at her.'']<br />
<br />
'''0:06-0:10''' [''He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[duck]].''] "I love you, Julie..." <br />
<br />
'''0:11-0:28''' [''He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device.'']<br />
<br />
'''0:29-0:44''' [''Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera.'']<br />
<br />
'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm... Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''"<br />
<br />
'''0:49-1:25''' [''Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover.'']<br />
<br />
'''1:26-1:32''' [''A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. In an email, he tells Julie that his condom had broke so he had to put on another one.']<br />
<br />
'''1:33-1:52''' [''Chris resumes filming and humping.'']<br />
<br />
'''1:53-2:06''' [''He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast".'']<br />
<br />
'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm... Julie! Julieeee!"<br />
<br />
'''2:09-2:28''' [''More scissoring.'']<br />
<br />
'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie... Julie! Mmmm..."<br />
<br />
'''2:32-2:49''' [''Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll.'']<br />
<br />
'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you, Julie?"<br />
<br />
'''2:52-3:13''' [''More ass-thrusting.'']<br />
<br />
'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie... [unintelligible] take that cock... Mmm, Julie!"<br />
<br />
'''3:21-3:39''' [''Chris picks up speed...'']<br />
<br />
'''3:40-3:43''' [''Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting.'']<br />
<br />
'''3:44-3:47''' "Oh, Julie... Julie!"<br />
<br />
'''3:47-4:05''' [''More thrusting.'']<br />
<br />
'''4:06-4:08''' [''Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll.'']<br />
<br />
'''4:25-4:30''' [''Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts.'']<br />
<br />
'''4:31-4:40''' [''Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll.'']<br />
<br />
'''4:41-4:50''' [''Chris opens his legs and humps some more.''] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"<br />
<br />
'''5:00-5:21''' [''Chris now is humping the doll quickly. His face is extremely red.'']<br />
<br />
'''5:22-5:23''' "Hnmm..."<br />
<br />
'''5:24-5:25''' [''Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated.'']<br />
<br />
'''5:33-5:44''' [''Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees.'']<br />
<br />
'''5:45-5:53''' [''Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit.'']<br />
<br />
'''5:54-6:04''' [''Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi.'']<br />
<br />
'''6:05-6:09''' "Oh, Julie...JULAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"<br />
<br />
'''6:23-6:40''' "Ju— Yeah... Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh..." <br />
<br />
'''6:47-7:09''' "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm— ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie... HNMPH!" [''More moaning.'']<br />
<br />
'''7:10-7:24''' "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN!!!" [''More moaning.'']<br />
<br />
'''7:25-7:40''' [''Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera.''] "Julie, thank you."<br />
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==Fan videos==<br />
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| name = Chris-Chan wants it<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-0JMSHgx1DU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[September 2008]]<br />
| subject = {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| type = Remix<br />
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--><br />
==Postcards==<br />
[[Image:Postcard_from_Ebaums.jpg|thumb|Greetings to the Chandler family!]]<br />
Postcards were sent direct to [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his [[PSEye]] was briefly taken away.<br />
<br />
==Fan videos==<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = What Happens When Chris Chan Gets His Blow Up Doll<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ifpYhCUktR4}}<br />
| stardate = 23 [[January 2010]]<br />
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ5-dbGXiD7i4uAOeTD0Vkg John Segway]<br />
| subject = {{Sex|text}}<br />
| type =<br />
| info = What has sceience done.}}<br />
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = [[A-Log]] Watches A Man Fuck A Blow-Up Doll<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hnkxUcn-2Gc}}<br />
| stardate = 20 [[May 2012]]<br />
| maker = [[Anthony LoGatto]]<br />
| subject = {{Sex|text}}, {{Smug|[[Narcissism]]}}, {{Violence|[[Death Threats]]}}<br />
| type = "Commentary"<br />
| info = Warning: this video is painful.}}<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = JULAAAY: A-Log Edition<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-Ve-lcD5TT4}}<br />
| stardate = 19 [[July 2012]]<br />
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEfTnwTUTjRIuC5MQk9AsnA The A-Log Archive]<br />
| info = For [[/cwc/]]<br />
|}}<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Chris-Chan's For Julie's Eyes Only Reversed<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1InqCaFU0rg}}<br />
| stardate = 17 [[February 2018]]<br />
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]<br />
| subject = <br />
| type = <br />
| info = YAAAALUJ<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]<br />
* [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]<br />
*[[IMG 3207]] - Chris' second "attempt" at a sex tape.<br />
*[[All Star]] - Chris' third sex tape, brought to you by the [[Idea Guy|Idea Guys]].<br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
* [https://archive.org/details/cwc-forjulieseyesonly Watch it online]<br />
* [http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=52656&n=JULAY.swf JULAY + TIMMEH!]<br />
* [https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/for-julie-s-eyes-only/ Alternate video mirror]<br />
* [http://sonichumart.com/vids/2009-02-20+For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only.MP4 Download the full video here!] (broken)<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 4 March 2009]]|}}<br />
{{LeakedVideos}}<br />
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, February 2009| 2009-02-20]]<br />
[[Category: Julie saga videos| 2009-02-20]]<br />
[[Category:Certain videos of the naughty nature| 2009-02-20]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_5&diff=224993
CatKnight Interview 5
2019-01-14T02:30:24Z
<p>4rft5: Audio was removed from SoundCloud.</p>
<hr />
<div><!--Arthur Spatchcock isn't real, he's KiwiFarms user Master Disaster, but we want to act like he is so Chris doesn't find out.!--><br />
<br />
[[CatKnight Interview 3|After four other successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan Arthur Spatchcock discusses lets-plays with [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler on 28 March 2016.<br />
<br />
== Highlights ==<br />
<br />
Arthur Spatchcock chats with Chris about lets-plays.<br />
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen to <s>[https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview5/s-995pi here]</s>. (Dead Link)<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello Arthur, how are you?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I'm doing just fine, how about yourself?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm all right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> How was your dinner?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I wanted to do a video call, so I could see your face.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, well, I have to go out and buy a camera.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, so you didn't have one.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I apologise.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well that's... that's all right. So, uh, yeah, how are you?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, just dandy, except for a few small things, but we can talk about that in a minute. Um, uh... Well, like I said, I was putting a lot of work forward towards your contract -- a lot of it. To be quite frank, I uh, called in a few favours, and uh, even then, that was still pushing the limit. And at the end, after all that work, I basically told them if they don't give you the contract, I'm going to walk. And they declined the contract.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Declined the contract.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> What, what you mean that they would have to physically send it to me, do you mean?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> No. To put it bluntly, because they didn't want to make the contract with you? I lost my job.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. I'm sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> It's okay, Christine. I'm the one that put my job on the line to see this happen, not you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh, well I don't know, uhh, if there's anything I or my associates could do for you...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Uh, you're a little close to your camera, it's creating a bit of digital feed. You might want to just lean back a little.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ah, that's better, that's better. That's a nice dress you're wearing.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Of course. That's pastel-- is it floral design? It's a little hard to tell.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, there's flowers.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, it's nice. Well, I know I can't do anything for your contract now, and I lost my job trying to make it happen, but I still want to do something to make sure this happens. Or at the very least, to do something to help Sonichu.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. Well, fortunately, uh, you know, my associates, they have a lot of business-savvy knowledge, as well, so-- uh, definitely a lot more than I do, so I'm sure they can help figu-- help you figure out something.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, I have--<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It's a meeting of the minds, essentially.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Of course, meeting of the minds. I did have a few ideas, however, that some things that could help you financially right now. I understand that, you know, with the contract not going through, you might still want to make some money on the side, and I had a few ideas. Clearly, we've already covered the Let's Play idea; I've seen you do some videos.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, [f?]-- yeah, I managed to start with some livestreaming, and uh, definitely did the commentary for the old an-- autism tutorial animation.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I-- I-- I actually watched some of your Destiny playthrough. It was very nice, but unfortunately you didn't have the sound going.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, the mic-- yeah, my keyboard-- my k-keypad plugged into the, uh, controller, and uh, that screwed up, uh, which one was the microphone.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Just a little technical error.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> So, essentially, I d-- I'm pretty much just gonna leave that unplugged, not doing livestreaming.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, as before, I would love in any way whatsoever to help you play any games, especially anything with a multiplayer aspect. I know you're a fan of Minecraft, correct?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mm. Yeah, it's all right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, if you ever want to--<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I haven't played it in a while, but, it's okay.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> If you ever wanna make a Cwcville level or something, I'd be willing to help on that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mmph. Well yes, actually I had stored something on my lap-- on the laptop version of Minecraft. And uh, even though I just-- even though I had recently purchased and, uh, downloaded the console versions among my PlayStation consoles. Mm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, and pretty much I had, uhh... I had to end the s-- I had to end up ending the subscription, the online subscription. My uh, my uh, gal pal... was uh, helping me w-- was helping me with that as well.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh. Well, the PS4 one, you just have to buy it, and then you can play it as much as you want without a monthly subscription.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> 'Cause that's the one I have.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And it's like, you know, I have to start from scratch.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, true. But you'd have someone helping you this time.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I'm sure my s-- my, my-- my gal pal, she also has a PS4, so... I'm sure she can help me as well.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, we can get a little group together, that'd be fun.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> All right. At least it's cross-save, also, between the three consoles, so that's... big plus.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes, definitely. And you know I'm looking forward to our Yu-Gi-Oh match immensely. That would make a great Let's Play video.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I'm uh, goi-- I'm still playing through and playing [independent?], I just need three more cards to fully get my deck together.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> What are you still looking for? Maybe I can help.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm still l-- I'm still looking for the Magician's Valkyria.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ah, Magician's Valkyria. Hmm. Did you get the United We Stand? I told you where to find that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh yeah. I did.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That was easy. And also, um, I wanted to let you know that out of the pre-rendered decks in the game, you can take cards out of those too and add 'em to your trunk.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Yes, um, I'll have to look into that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So maybe some of the premade decks might have the card you're looking for. I never looked into it, but I know I took somebody's deck so I could have some of the cards in it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. I'll look into that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes, I've been pl--<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean that's, uh-- I mean I'm still learning about the PS4, as well.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, I noticed. You're-- you're getting it down, though. I'll admit, you're getting it all down pretty pat.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Hi, Snoopy. ...My dog.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, the dog. Hello, Snoopy! How are you doing?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Not very talkative.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> [laughs quietly] That's a good boy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, he's a-- yeah, he's a pure-bred beagle. So's his sister, Clover.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I've got my little critters, and my mom. Yeah, we're a fairly good family. Could be better, but it's good for the while.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Isn't it, Snoopy-doo?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ah, speaking of family, how's your mother been doing, lately?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> She's okay. Just, pretty much same old, same old. But okay for the most part.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> You're not stressed out about nothing, or anything?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh, say again?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> She's not stressed out about anything, is she?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Umm... uhh, no more than the usual, like finances, and uhh... whatnot. Household.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, that reminds me: I mentioned the Let's Play 'cause that's a good way to make a little extra money on the side, but there's one more thing that applies directly to you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mmkay.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> It's a show on the Syfy channel. It's called--<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> --'The Internet Ruined My Life.'<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Huh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> They actually interview people whose lives have been greatly and dramatically affected by the internet.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And the, uhh... bad people who abused it, and hated all over it?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes. They bring attention to all the things that make it harder.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. That does interest me, what was the name of that show again? It's on the Science Channel?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> The Syfy channel--<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Syfy?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> The S, Y, F, Y? That's... that's a st-- I hate that slogan, it's so stupid, but uh, uh, it's-- the show is called 'The Internet Ruined My Life.'<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> All right, 'The Internet Ruined My Life.' Um, I guess I'll go online to do that, then. Maybe they'll interview me.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> They-- yes, because if they do interview you, they will pay you for your time.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's good. I will do that. Oh by the way, how does the, uhh, Play-- Play Now thing, heh, how does that work out for paying me f-financially?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> The Play Now, or are you talking about the Let's Play?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, Let's Play, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Let's Play is based on ads, and you get paid for every ad that people see when they watch one of your videos.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> All right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So, if you get a video online, like, let's say -- just for, you know, just for the, the idea -- you and I went and played Yu-Gi-Oh right now and you put it on a Let's Play show. Every time somebody watches that and an ad plays, you get a percentile of the money that is, uh, accumulated from the ads.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> All right, but that's, uh, through livestreaming?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Uh, you could do-- it could, it could be a livestream show, or you can make money just from the ads, period. For example, someone like JonTron or The Angry Video Game Nerd, they don't livestream their show, but they have ads on them while they're playing.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, umm... yeah. I definitely have something like that set up on the v-videos that I've uploaded onto YouTube, but as for the ones that are livestr-- are pretty much livestreaming, being uploaded in the process? That's, well--<br />
<br />
[audio cuts out for a brief period]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Uh, Christine, you seem to be-- oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> So I'm not sure--<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> You cut out there for a second, sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Uh, you cut out for a second. All the audio stopped for just a moment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, I'm sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> It's fine.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, it's been [?], I had something like that set up on my YouTube.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Hm, it's d--<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> So it's like, uhh, it's definitely for [liking them?] after the video is fully uploaded not for that to work.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yeah, once the vide-- once the video's up, or if you're l-- I mean, it's not necessarily a livestream that'll make any money, but the ads that'll play on that livestream after you've uploaded it, you'll get money for those.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Yes, I [don't?] have something like that [coming out?] to my YouTube.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I-- I gotta admit, Christine, I'd really like to play another round-- couple rounds of Yu-Gi-Oh with you, to get an idea of how my deck would fare against you. But I don't wanna ruin it, necessarily.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mmkay. All right.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> But I mean, if you--<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> All right, so...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> But if you want to get some practice making videos, I have some time to spare, and we could play a few rounds and you make a few videos and upload 'em.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> All right. Well, we'll work on-- well... I'll think about that and work on that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> 'Cause anything that'll help you get some money is important to me. 'Cause I wanna see, you know, I wanna see you do well.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mm. Well definitely donations through my shop on Etsy would be a big help.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Mm-hm, mm-hm, yes. Well until I get myself another job, I'm gonna have to wait a while [to earn?] any financial donations.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Good luck with that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, yes, course. I shouldn't have any trouble. I'm pretty charismatic.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Quite. All right, well, I should probably get going. I'll let you go and definitely relay all this information to my associates you know, and hopefully, with the meeting of the business minds, there, uh, y'all be able to figure out something, and we can all work together on that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Of course, yes. Anything to get Sonichu or Christine Weston Chandler's name out there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Definitely-- I would say definitely both.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, of course. Uh, well, it's-- it's tandem, one goes with the other.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Like peanut butter and jelly, or--<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> --cream and potatoes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. All right, well, I'll let you go, you have a good day.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes, you take care as well, Christine.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And, uh, we'll talk-- we'll talk again, later on.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> All right, take care.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> All right, take care, Christine.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> All right, bye now.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Goodbye.<br />
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{{FanChats}}<br />
[[Category:Phone calls]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Dating_ad.mp4&diff=224992
Dating ad.mp4
2019-01-14T02:22:34Z
<p>4rft5: Video was deleted.</p>
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<div>{{lowercase title}}<br />
'''dating_ad.mp4''', as its title suggests, is a personal advertisement that [[Chris]] recorded sometime in 2008. In the recording, Chris awkwardly tells listeners [[virgin with rage|his situation]] and what he wants in a potential [[sweetheart]]. It should be noted that Chris stopped himself from mentioning [[Chris and race|the preferred ethnicity]] of his future girlfriend.<br />
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It's not known if Chris did (or intended to) use this video as self-promotion in a dating site, or had other uses in mind as part of his [[love quest]].<br />
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This particular recording, albeit nothing out of the ordinary when it comes to Chris's [[love quest]], is unique due to the fact that it took years for it to be finally discovered in November [[2011]].<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| name = dating_ad.mp4<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MjK1PqDBAjI}}<br />
| stardate = [[2008]]<br />
| subject = {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Blanca|text}}<br />
| other = {{Audio|text}}<br />
| previous = [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|SPARKLE like you mean it:<br />ROBEE'S BALLAD]]<br />
| next = None<br />
}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
My name is, uh, Christian. I'm, uh, currently 26 years old. I'm looking for a, uh, [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free...woman]] to be my [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]. Preferably, uh...one who's...well...[[Chris and Race|well, jus uh..., never mind about preference]] but anyway, uh...definitely [[Tobacky|smoke]]-free, non-[[alcohol]]ic, and, uh...yeah, b-you know, just an honest, good girl to be my, to be my sweet [[Chris and English|qu-sweetheart quality]]. So, uh...yeah.<br />
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''[clears throat; new recording begins]'' <br />
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Send me a message if, uh, you're interested. Have a good day.<br />
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==Fan videos==<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Christian Weston Chandler's Dating Ad!<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UTLAnZW6bQ4}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[December 2011]]<br />
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/NorojiEntertainment NorojiEntertainment]<br />
| subject = dating_ad.mp4<br />
}}<br />
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[[Category:Blanca Saga videos]]<br />
[[Category:Love Quest]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Saga&diff=224933
Saga
2019-01-12T21:28:18Z
<p>4rft5: I think this is correct, if it's not let me know and i'll fix it.</p>
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<div>[[Image:Timeline.png|thumb|right]]<br />
{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}<br />
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A '''saga''' (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arc of events.<br />
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In the world of [[Chris]], the term is used to describe an on-going trolling effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sometimes taking place over the course of months, other times taking place over the course of a few weeks. Since he was discovered online and found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment, Chris has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or other. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term "dynasty"). <br />
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The exact origin of the term "saga" being used to refer to these events in Chris's life is, as of yet, unknown. However, some argue that the usage may have originated with [[Vivian Gee]]'s [[audiobook]] project.<br />
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==Pre-1st Exile==<br />
<br />
===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - April 2008'')===<br />
[[Image:Megansagaheader.jpg|500px]]<br />
{{main|Megan Schroeder}}<br />
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From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved...excluding Chris. The saga would come to an end when Megan told Chris [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]]. Nonetheless, Chris has refused to let her ago, and his useless attempts at trying to make amends have stretched all the way to ''2018'' (for reference, that's a ''decade'' since Megan cut off ties from him).<br />
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===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June 2007 - 4 August 2007'')===<br />
[[Image:Adamsaga.jpg|500px]]<br />
{{main|Adam Stackhouse|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}<br />
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In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] in order to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too), only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.<br />
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===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===<br />
[[Image:Edsaga.jpg|500px]]<br />
{{main|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}<br />
<br />
In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, in the process destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.<br />
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===Blanca Saga (''August 2008 - 21 October 2008'')===<br />
[[Image:Blancasaga.jpg|500px]]<br />
{{main|Blanca Weiss}}<br />
<br />
Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].<br />
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=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''August 2008 - June 2014'')===<br />
[[File:Game Place.jpg|500px]]<br />
{{main|The GAMe PLACe|Michael Snyder}}<br />
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Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.<br />
<br />
On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.<br />
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The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They also had to pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.<br />
<br />
Being the second-longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.<br />
<br />
Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''"I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace."'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan "pretending" to kiss a "homosexual jerk", thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Regardless, he ''still'' holds a grudge against Mike.<br />
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===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===<br />
[[Image:Jimmyhillsaga.jpg|500px]]<br />
{{main|Jimmy Hill}}<br />
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At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.<br />
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===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - mid-2010)''===<br />
[[Image:Clydesaga.jpg|500px]]<br />
{{main|Clyde Cash}}<br />
<br />
In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.<br />
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However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].<br />
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===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===<br />
[[Image:Pandasaga.jpg|500px]]<br />
{{main|PandaHalo}}<br />
<br />
When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident; question remains as to whether she really died in this event, or was actually working in tandem with Clyde, their relationship being consensual after all. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].<br />
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===Miyamoto Saga (''January 2009 - 10 February 2009'')===<br />
[[Image:Miyamotosaga.jpg|500px]]<br />
{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}<br />
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In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.<br />
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===Julie Saga (''February 2009 - March 2009'')===<br />
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Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki.<br />
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===Ivy Saga (''March 2009 - July 2009'')===<br />
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In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians, but also provided an incredibly important resource for the latter in showing Chris's [[Heart Level]] at perhaps the strongest it had been since 2007, at least for a time. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.<br />
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===Vanessa Saga (''April 2009 - May 2009'')===<br />
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In [[April 2009]], troll and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa_Saga#Email_to_Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.<br />
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This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].<br />
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===Liquid Chris Saga (''June 21, 2009 - 10 November 2009'')===<br />
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In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.<br />
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Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.<br />
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===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===<br />
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In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.<br />
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On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.<br />
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After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.<br />
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This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.<br />
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The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.<br />
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===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===<br />
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In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.<br />
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Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.<br />
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In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.<br />
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In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].<br />
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Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and Health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.<br />
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===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===<br />
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Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal... and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.<br />
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The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|flashing his underwear while wearing a Scottish kilt]]. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.<br />
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The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...<br />
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Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].<br />
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==1st Exile (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')==<br />
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After Chris lost The Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.<br />
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Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!<br />
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==Inter Exile==<br />
===Jackie Saga (''5 April 2010 - 26 November 2010; 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===<br />
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Following the fallout of The Wallflower incident, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.<br />
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Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].<br />
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By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.<br />
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However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.<br />
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===[[Tomgirl Saga]] (''March 2011 - Present'')===<br />
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In [[March 2011]], Chris's exile from the Internet continued, and his mental state further deteriorated. Some leaked evidence of [[Wikipedia:Transvestitism|transvestitism]] surfaced in [[April 2011|April]], and he later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where his posts showed that Chris and sanity were only vague acquaintances. However, as of 2014, Chris is once again openly cross-dressing, against Barb's wishes (She has openly fought Chris over his new found "passion" for cross dressing as stated by Chris). He now considers himself to be a lesbian transwoman.<br />
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===Calling Out Saga (''6 August 2011 - 1 September 2011'')===<br />
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. These series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].<br />
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==2nd Exile (''6 September 2011 - 9 July 2014'')==<br />
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Unlike most exiles, the 2nd CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler|father]]. Then came October 28, a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris' internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to a house fire, it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.<br />
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==Post-2nd Exile Sagas==<br />
===Catherine Saga (''9 July 2014 - 14 December 2014'')===<br />
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With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.<br />
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===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===<br />
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Wikipedia: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric|Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris took umbrage at the fact Sonic's arms had been changed from flesh-colored to blue. <br />
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This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.<br />
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On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.<br />
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Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.<br />
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Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in ''Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.<br />
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Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?). Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.<br />
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===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - Present'')===<br />
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Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].<br />
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On 2 January, 2018, Chris became aware of Twitter artist [[BryanFrogBoy]]'s, fan art of his [[Sonichu]] comics along with his upcoming prequel comic. Bryan then soon claimed that he would make merchandise off of the francise, to which Chris approved.<br />
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===Lady Managers Saga (17 November 2015 - 2016)===<br />
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In this brief saga, Chris became angsty after learning that [[Jeff/Francine|a fan]] from the [[Kiwi Farms]] was making an actual ''[[CWC Adult Chronicles]]'' fangame, and complained in the hopes that it would be taken down. It wasn't. Chris also briefly attempted to court [[Sam and Ellen]], a lesbian couple, and also tried to fend off a competitor named [[Johan]].<br />
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===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===<br />
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Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].<br />
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In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. As a result, Chris stopped begging in July. However, he remained deeply in debt and showed no signs of developing greater financial responsibility.<br />
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In late 2017 and early 2018 work on ''Sonichu'' slowed, as did Chris's Patreon donations. Around this time, Chris later claimed, he had to cover an unknown but essential large expenditure which he refuses to discuss in detail. As a result, Chris resumed begging and selling items on eBay with greater intensity than ever, peaking in early May when he made [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE|a trilogy of panicked videos]] revealing that a mortgage payment on [[14 Branchland Court]] was due soon and that the unknown expenditure had left him and Barb unable to cover it. Though Chris was saved by an influx of donations and eBay sales, the Chandlers' financial situation evidently remains more desperate than ever.<br />
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===Pmurt Saga (25 September 2016 - 20 January 2017)===<br />
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The saga started with a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment on 25 September]] in where he decried then Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his anti-LGBTQ opinions and misogynistic attitudes, labeling him "Pmurt" in an attempt to spite him. Many found this comment surprising, as Chris has been historically neutral in politics. As the election drew closer, Chris continued to criticize Trump, seemingly oblivious to the irony that any negative trait he could levy was far more applicable to himself. This saga reached its peak when Trump was elected president. During this point, he would make [[Pmurt#2016|death threats to him]]. This culminated in a one-week ban from Facebook.<br />
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On Inauguration day, Chris would make [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|one last attack]]. Although Chris still holds negative opinions of Pmurt, he is not nearly as expressive with his vitriol as he was during this saga.<br />
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===Doopie Saga (''7 March 2017 - 26 September 2017'')===<br />
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Also coined by the [[Kiwi Farms]], This saga began when Chris [[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD|made a tweet]] empathizing with ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver]. He began frequently replying to her tweets, usually with small talk and the occasional sharing of a life experience, or shameless attempts at flirting.The saga's climax began on 1 August, when Chris pledged to Doopie's alternative Patreon account, "Kittenbell", which handles pornographic commissions. The same day, Chris listed her among his [[Gal pals]] on "National Girlfriend Day", only for her to promptly rebuke him. <br />
Afterward, Doopie tweeted about the harassment she was receiving (from Chris), went to the Kiwi Farms, and leak his private e-mails to her business account. Chris discovered that Doopie had turned on him and desperately followed several of Doopie's friends (including her [[JERKS|boyfriend]]) in an attempt to stay connected. However, he unfollowed most of them when it became clear his plan would not work, while the rest blocked him themselves. <br />
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Doopie has not contacted Chris since August; his hopes of building her into a [[sweetheart]] or [[gal pal]] from the ground up, predictably, were in vain. By September, Chris had found a new sweetheart and moved on. Their interactions showed that Chris's immense [[Chris and socialization|social ineptitude]] and creepy behavior have not abated. Doopie inadvertently became the greatest [[Trolls|troll]] Chris faced in many years, [[Heart level|breaking his heart]] and feeding new information to Christorians.<br />
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===Quinn Saga (''7 September 2017 - 5 October 2017'')===<br />
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Jessica Quinn, for years a [[white knight]] of Chris, suddenly decided to troll him with the tried-and-true method of [[Sweetheart|pretending to fall in love with him]]. Highlights of the brief saga include pictures and videos of Chris crying over a short breakup, an old-fashioned [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|rage video]] following their final breakup (which he initially blamed on hackers from [[Kiwi Farms]]), and Quinn manipulating Chris into adding fat fetishism to ''Sonichu''.<br />
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===Idea Guy Saga (''25 October 2017 - 24 May 2018'')===<br />
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{{Main|Idea Guy}}<br />
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In early November, Chris began blurting out nonsensical stories about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]], such as the characters of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] invading [[CWCville]], CWCville reacting to the invasion by setting up [[Operation BARBarossa|concentration camps]], and Vladimir Putin being president of the United States in another dimension. He also began making strange videos involving Internet memes and cultural and historical references he clearly did not understand.<br />
<br />
It came to light that an anonymous troll, acting as Chris' "idea guy", noted Chris' difficulty distinguishing [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] and lack of understanding of history and politics, and began convincing Chris to make bizarre or politically incorrect content. There are signs that the Idea Guy's influence was coercive or deceptive in nature, such as Chris being [[Chris and hypocrisy|shocked]] at his suggestion that Rosechu was [[Homos#Transgenderism|transgender]], and appearing visibly uncomfortable as he performed an "[[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] [[Cherokee|Cherokean]] chant".<br />
<br />
After a calm period in early January, the saga escalated again as Chris made [[Smashing|two]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|bizarre]] videos of ranting about Nazis and smashing his possessions. Possibly as a response, moderators at [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed the Idea Guy troll, revealing his name as Joshua Wise. <br />
<br />
Despite that setback, Wise decided to continue being the Idea Guy. His changes to ''Sonichu'' remained canon, with Chris continuing to produce drawings using ideas which Wise had established prior to the dox, and Chris continued to proudly wear the [[Chris and fashion#Gopnik outfit|Gopnik outfit]] which Wise first convinced him to don.<br />
<br />
Chris subsequently announced that he was bisexual, and was attracted to [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his own fursona]] and said he had gotten married to [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. More questionable acts such as Chris [[Dick Licker; that is I|licking pictures of Magi-chan's penis drawn on a wall]] and prostituting himself on Twitter were scripted and executed.<br />
<br />
In May 2018, [[The Captain]] discovered what the Idea Guys were doing and rescued Chris from the Idea Guys. He, along with [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and [[Null]], then gathered evidence to submit to law enforcement. As for Chris, he disavowed some ideas given to him by the Idea Guys (though keeping the majority of them, like his make-believe marriage).<br />
<br />
====Post-Idea Guys====<br />
<br />
After the events of the Idea Guy saga, it became clear that Chris was dealing with a ween epidemic. To combat this, Null and The Captain decided to step in and filter Chris's emails and Twitter to prevent trolls from getting through. Null made a thread on Kiwi Farms showing off the intercepted ween messages and even doxing the senders.<br />
<br />
According to con attendees, Null seems to have conscripted some Kiwi Farms users to follow Chris around [[BronyCon]] in 2018 in order to prevent people from talking to him. If this is true, it's most likely in response to Chris's meltdown at [[TooManyGames]] and Null, not wanting this to happen again, assembled an elite anti-ween task force. The Captain assisted Chris when his car broke down on the way back from BronyCon.<br />
<br />
Null and The Captain would also attempt to give Chris advice. In particular, Null encouraged him to talk to his therapist about the Idea Guys, in order to fast-track law enforcement involvement, but Chris was reluctant to do so. Instead, Chris opted to retreat into the ruins of his fantasy world. Eventually, it became clear that Chris had disregarded the precautions set up for him and found a new set of trolls to replace the Idea Guys: the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. Null and The Captain's willingness to help Chris has since diminished, although they remain in proximity to Chris online to document and discuss any goings-on.<br />
<br />
===Teen Troon Squad Saga (''24 April 2018 - 30 December 2018'')===<br />
[[Image:TTS Saga2.png|500px]]<br />
{{main|Teen Troon Squad}}<br />
<br />
The Teen Troon Squad is a group of 18 to 19-year-old FTM trans people who live locally to Chris. They gained influence over Chris upon purchasing his porn artwork on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in April 2018. They also invited Chris over to their house, where they pushed his delusional thinking.<br />
<br />
In October 2018 Chris began outlining a supposed 'Dimensional Merge' that would take place at the end of 2018, in which the [[Reality Cartoon|real world]], aka Dimension 1218, and its sister dimension, C197, were to collide and combine in an event of supposedly-apocalyptic proportions. Lukas, a Squad member, has alleged that this was a holdover from the Idea Guys, but implied that the Squad encouraged these beliefs in Chris.<br />
<br />
In November 2018, several previously unreleased Idea Guy videos, such as [[All Star]], [[Tour of Chris's House III]], [[Chris slaps himself]], and [[Chris lost Crystal]] began to be leaked on Chris's Twitter.<br />
<br />
In late December 2018, the Squad was doxxed by an unknown party who logged into Chris's Twitter. One of the Squad members then leaked more documents on /cow/. On 30 December 2018, Chris wrote a Twitter post bashing Lukas, also mentioning that Lukas had wanted him to buy [[alcohol|booze]]. The Squad has since retreated into the shadows, but the damage was already done, and Chris remains under their lingering influence in much the same way as that of the Idea Guys.<br />
<br />
==The Future==<br />
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*''[[Excel Saga]]''<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
[[Category:Trolling]]<br />
[[Category: Sagas]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC%27s_Collector%27s_Case_Tutorial&diff=224932
CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial
2019-01-12T21:21:28Z
<p>4rft5: After Reviewing other articles i decided to change this once more</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Collector's Case Tutorial''' is a level that Chris uploaded to the ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' Community on 9 [[February 2011]]. In it, Chris (playing the role of [[Sonichu]]) details how to build and use a collector's case. <br />
<br />
To date, the CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial remains the last work of Chris to significantly feature a ''Sonichu'' character. While Sonichu and Rosechu would be seen in the [[Autism Tutorial]] (released on 13 February 2011), they had no speaking roles and merely appeared in the background. <br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Deletedvideo}}<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = NeverOnHexBox LBP2 CWC s Collector s Case Tutorial<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|knUVJoZ1CEQ}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[February 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Video games|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2357.MOV]]<br />
| next = [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
''{As Chris speaks, Sonichu's mouth moves more or less in sync}''<br />
<br />
Hello, and welcome to the tutorial of the Collector's Case in ''LittleBigPlanet'', originally created by Christian Weston Chandler. I'm your host, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], and today we are going to tour the Collector's Case, which was originally created in ''LittleBigPlanet'', but now being revamped, in ''LittleBigPlanet 2''!<br />
<br />
Back in the first ''LittleBigPlanet'', we were limited to using chains, pulleys, and Dissolve Material to hide and store our prizes we either created, or collected, over da community. But now, thanks to ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', we now have another option: the drawers!<br />
<br />
If you recall the arcade level in ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', which is the first level of the final zone of the game, you will notice the arcade machines, where if you play the mini-games a little bit, you would unlock a prize, which would drop from the top of the machine. That's essentially called a "drawer system". And I use that technology... similarly, here in the... LBT-- ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' version of the Collector's Case. Originally, I was only able to offer four tools for the Collector's Case. Which were, the uh, upper, middle and lower sections, of course including the introductory one with the entrance... [[Speech impediment|''{unintelligible}'']] the sets of boxes. And also the Disolve Shelves, as well as the uh... yeah, the other set, including the elevators. Which were rods, and sponges. And for da tutorial, we will be looking at, and examining... with inspection parts, with collector- of the Collector's Case, as well as the individual options available then and now.<br />
<br />
Okay, before we go up, we'll talk about the individual parts. Dissolve Parts, Dissolve Shelves. Put your memorables behind these, and you can drop 'em down all at once. You can either, uh, put the bubbles in the top, or remove the front temporarily, by moving it forward and then sticking it back after you put the bubbles in place. One bubble for each square. And the shelves here, they have a thin layer on the front and a thin layer on the back. An inner-outer switch, which you- which is obvious right there, check your tutorials on that. And this box- and the bigger box, which goes into the... which these small boxes go into the bigger box. Two layers - one thin, one thick. The thinner ones will keep the, uh... will keep the shelves in place after you pull 'em outward. And of course, then again, you wanna make sure you pull the shelves- the front of the shelves- the front of the drawer outward, so you can stick your bubbles in there. Shrinking may apply, because there are no holes on top of these boxes.<br />
<br />
Okay, so, we are in da boxes. Yep. We gonna go look at da boxes... Yep. Press a button, any button... There's a key. Pull a lever... Anything you want! It's your box! Puttin' your box together... Hold onto it, swing around, collect da bubbles! Bubbles all down... New message! Make 'em drop, drop 'em as you go. Oh and of course, you don't want the ball and chain to get in the way, to prevent the uh, shelves from opening up, or making the bubbles difficult to drop. Make sure you have a scoreboard at the end, so you can finish it up. Aaand don't let conformity get in the way, decorating's good. Look at all this fun stuff! <br />
<br />
Take the elevator up, dun de dun de dun... And, swing around, have fun... [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Weeeeee!]] Also, a good idea - smart presentations of the items. So you know what's in the bubbles. Better idea - stickers are also good too! And of course, you should also, uh, recommended... put the actual copy of the item IN the level. Outside of a bubble, especially if they're copy-protected. Yeah. <br />
<br />
So anyway, that's essentially it for the, uh... stuff. So yeah. You can also back- You can also back these up onto your hard drive, or put 'em up on the Internet! Do what you want! [[Homos|Yayyyy!]] Everybody have a safe dayyyy! Enjoy yourselves, and the Collector's Cases I put together for youuu! Yayyyy!<br />
<br />
[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date&diff=224931
Chris and Jackie's Date
2019-01-12T21:14:16Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Date.jpg|thumb|300px|A view of where Chris and "Jackie" did the do.]]<br />
{{Quote|If it inspires me... if you really try your hardest... I will drive down to see you and pay for the hotel room myself. You won't have to pay a penny because I know you would have taken care of me in DC if you could have. I want to reward you because I know your heart is in the right place. And if you really, really show me how much it is... ;) I'll make sure you know mine is, too.|[[Jackie]] promises Chris [[hanky-panky]] for this video}}<br />
'''Chris and Jackie's Date''' is a four-video series of a date between Chris (in full [[Tomgirl]] regalia) and [[Jackie]], here represented by a sex doll, leaked on 24 [[February 2012]]. Their romantic date consists of dancing in [[Chris's room]], a trip in [[Son-Chu]] to get some [[McDonald's]], eating it and then making out with the doll in his front yard, and Chris's attempt at re-enacting a viral video in a dressing room at the [[Ruckersville]] [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]].<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wRjc2Qg-3Y music video]</ref><br />
<br />
The videos were originally leaked as ''one0612-hioghuyiogyo [SaveYouTube.com], two0612-vgiherqighbvpioerua [SaveYouTube.com], three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com]'' and ''four0612-hncu9tgohaeruxye [SaveYouTube.com]'', and data suggests that they were recorded on 11 [[July 2011]]. Throughout the videos, Chris speaks in an even higher pitch than usual, and enunciates in a revoltingly saccharine, babyish manner. Whether this is standard procedure for [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirls]] or some sort of cutesy way of speaking to "Jackie" is unclear.<br />
<br />
Background was provided when some [[Jackie E-mails 29|Jackie emails]] were leaked:<br />
{{Quote| want you to get all dolled up on the 4th. And I want you to get one of your blow up dolls and dress it up too- but as me. Print out my picture or draw a picture of my face and put it over their's. Put me in gorgeous clothes so I look every part the proud girlfriend of the hottest Tomgirl in all of Virginia. Show me around town, take me to [[McDonalds]] or Starbucks or the movies. Let's have a ball and strut our stuff! Do my make up and pretend I can do your's! Then I want us to end our romantic evening at McIntire Park, watching the fireworks together under the stars. xoxox :D :D|Jackie}}<br />
==Videos==<br />
===One===<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NFj45Zs4lmQ}}<br />
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]]<br />
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Two|Chris and Jackie's Date 2]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==== Transcript ====<br />
<br />
And now, Jackie-pie, I'm gonna go ahead and sweep you off your feet.<br />
<br />
''[Turns camera to sex doll]'' Even though right now, you're sitting down.<br />
''[Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jackie," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]''<br />
<br />
''[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his [[duck]] has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]''<br />
<br />
===Two===<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|i7NkpV_Vqzo}}<br />
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Sex|Dating}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#One|Chris and Jackie's Date 1]]<br />
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Three|Chris and Jackie's Date 3]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==== Transcript ====<br />
<br />
And after having picked you up Jackie and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun, you know, in the car-- and sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. Very very good. Yum yum.<br />
<br />
''[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video [[Random-access humor|making strange "wacka doo" noises]].]''<br />
<br />
===Three===<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 3<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CZoylxa3Q8w}}<br />
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Sex|Dating & [[sex]]}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Two|Chris and Jackie's Date 2]]<br />
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Four|Chris and Jackie's Date 4]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==== Transcript ====<br />
<br />
''["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car, which is parked on his lawn. Chris comes by and sits down, [[Obesity|making the car shake noticeably]].]''<br />
Okay, so Jackie and I, we're here at the McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, after-- and we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal.<br />
<br />
''[Chris gropes the doll and moves it as a child would when making a toy speak and uses a [[sexism|shrill, high pitched voice]] while he [[Chris and reality|pretends Jackie is talking]].]''<br />
<br />
''[As Jackie]'' It was really, really tasty, yes it was. And even better...my...my professor here...fed-fed me some of the apples...and I enjoyed that.<br />
<br />
''[As himself]'' Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jackie-pie, what'cha wanna do now?<br />
<br />
''[As Jackie]'' I say we make out. And then see where it goes from there.<br />
<br />
''[As himself]'' Alright.<br />
<br />
''[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the'' public parking lot of a McDonald's. ''He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, [[gaybian|scissor-like]] sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off, and rushes to the camera.]''<br />
<br />
God, it's hot out here.<br />
<br />
===Four===<br />
{{Honest}}<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 4<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1k4m8Dj7l-M}}<br />
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Three|Chris and Jackie's Date 3]]<br />
| next = [[Who's Your Brony?]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==== Transcript ====<br />
<br />
Here we go. <br />
<br />
[''Immediately starts humping the sex doll while making high-pitched moaning sounds'']<br />
<br />
[''after 10 seconds, he turns the sex doll around into the doggy-style position before it goes off-camera, the blow-up doll going head first into his mold-coated bathtub.] <br />
<br />
[''Resumes shrill, sexual moans that sound like a whimpering dog while thrusting the doll's behind.'']<br />
<br />
[''Continues moaning suggestively'']<br />
<br />
Yeah! <br />
<br />
[''Moans some more. He pauses to reach over to something (water):''] <br />
<br />
Whoopie! [''tosses water into the air as if "Jackie" climaxes & squirts everywhere.'']<br />
<br />
[''Sighs of relief, wipes shirt on face from the [[Chris and Health|intensity]] and to remove Jackie-Pie's "cum" before turning the camera off'']<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2357.MOV]]|nextlink=[[Who's Your Brony?]]}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
[[Category:Leaked videos]]<br />
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2357.MOV&diff=224929
100 2357.MOV
2019-01-12T21:12:52Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''100 2357.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 22 [[November 2010]]. For the sixth time, Chris announces he is going to [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|leave the Internet]]. Chris also removed all his other [[YouTube]] videos around the time this one was uploaded. His [[glasses]] have still not been replaced or repaired properly.<br />
<br />
This video was probably prompted by the fact that on this day [[Jackie]] sent him a [[Jackie E-mails 23|lengthy email]] enumerating his faults, killing his hope that they might eventually have sex and disillusioning him about online relationships.<br />
<br />
Chris's speech implied that he would spend time outside of his [[14 Branchland Court|humble abode]] and attempt to socialize with others. Unsurprisingly, he instead spent the majority of his time playing [[PS3]] and making ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' mods. Chris would return to the Internet in full, complete with videos, roughly eight months later. However, he has [[tomgirl|never been]] [[September 2011|the same]] [[28 October 2011|since]] early [[2011]], so this could be considered as the final chapter of the classic Chris-Chan we all loved.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video <br />
| name = 100_2357.MOV<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eQqO3kFaV2w}}<br />
| stardate = 22 [[November 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Rage|text}}, {{Tragedy|[[The End for Real|Closing the Last Chapter]]}}<br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2278]]<br />
| next = [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
Attention! [[George W. Bush|Read my lips!]]<br />
<br />
Online socialization...is a [[Muscle bra|bust]]. [[Chris and English|Socialize in real life is]] the tops.<br />
<br />
And also: [[Calling Out|NO MORE VIDEOS!]]<br />
<br />
Fuck you most [''displays middle finger''] and fuck you [''shows other middle finger''], social sites like [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]]! [''[[Pedo-glasses#Dramatic_glasses_removal|whips off his glasses and shakes out his hair]]''] I'm out. [''[[The End for Real|turns off]] [[PSEye]]'']<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2278]]|nextlink=[[Chris and Jackie's Date]]}}<br />
{{Videos about leaving the Internet}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2010| 2010-11-22]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC%27s_Collector%27s_Case_Tutorial&diff=224928
CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial
2019-01-12T21:11:41Z
<p>4rft5: Finally done, sorry for so many edits</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Collector's Case Tutorial''' is a level that Chris uploaded to the ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' Community on 9 [[February 2011]]. In it, Chris (playing the role of [[Sonichu]]) details how to build and use a collector's case. <br />
<br />
To date, the CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial remains the last work of Chris to significantly feature a ''Sonichu'' character. While Sonichu and Rosechu would be seen in the [[Autism Tutorial]] (released on 13 February 2011), they had no speaking roles and merely appeared in the background. <br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Deletedvideo}}<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = NeverOnHexBox LBP2 CWC s Collector s Case Tutorial<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|knUVJoZ1CEQ}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[February 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Video games|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}} {{Jackie|text}} {{Asperchu|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2357.MOV]]<br />
| next = [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
''{As Chris speaks, Sonichu's mouth moves more or less in sync}''<br />
<br />
Hello, and welcome to the tutorial of the Collector's Case in ''LittleBigPlanet'', originally created by Christian Weston Chandler. I'm your host, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], and today we are going to tour the Collector's Case, which was originally created in ''LittleBigPlanet'', but now being revamped, in ''LittleBigPlanet 2''!<br />
<br />
Back in the first ''LittleBigPlanet'', we were limited to using chains, pulleys, and Dissolve Material to hide and store our prizes we either created, or collected, over da community. But now, thanks to ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', we now have another option: the drawers!<br />
<br />
If you recall the arcade level in ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', which is the first level of the final zone of the game, you will notice the arcade machines, where if you play the mini-games a little bit, you would unlock a prize, which would drop from the top of the machine. That's essentially called a "drawer system". And I use that technology... similarly, here in the... LBT-- ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' version of the Collector's Case. Originally, I was only able to offer four tools for the Collector's Case. Which were, the uh, upper, middle and lower sections, of course including the introductory one with the entrance... [[Speech impediment|''{unintelligible}'']] the sets of boxes. And also the Disolve Shelves, as well as the uh... yeah, the other set, including the elevators. Which were rods, and sponges. And for da tutorial, we will be looking at, and examining... with inspection parts, with collector- of the Collector's Case, as well as the individual options available then and now.<br />
<br />
Okay, before we go up, we'll talk about the individual parts. Dissolve Parts, Dissolve Shelves. Put your memorables behind these, and you can drop 'em down all at once. You can either, uh, put the bubbles in the top, or remove the front temporarily, by moving it forward and then sticking it back after you put the bubbles in place. One bubble for each square. And the shelves here, they have a thin layer on the front and a thin layer on the back. An inner-outer switch, which you- which is obvious right there, check your tutorials on that. And this box- and the bigger box, which goes into the... which these small boxes go into the bigger box. Two layers - one thin, one thick. The thinner ones will keep the, uh... will keep the shelves in place after you pull 'em outward. And of course, then again, you wanna make sure you pull the shelves- the front of the shelves- the front of the drawer outward, so you can stick your bubbles in there. Shrinking may apply, because there are no holes on top of these boxes.<br />
<br />
Okay, so, we are in da boxes. Yep. We gonna go look at da boxes... Yep. Press a button, any button... There's a key. Pull a lever... Anything you want! It's your box! Puttin' your box together... Hold onto it, swing around, collect da bubbles! Bubbles all down... New message! Make 'em drop, drop 'em as you go. Oh and of course, you don't want the ball and chain to get in the way, to prevent the uh, shelves from opening up, or making the bubbles difficult to drop. Make sure you have a scoreboard at the end, so you can finish it up. Aaand don't let conformity get in the way, decorating's good. Look at all this fun stuff! <br />
<br />
Take the elevator up, dun de dun de dun... And, swing around, have fun... [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Weeeeee!]] Also, a good idea - smart presentations of the items. So you know what's in the bubbles. Better idea - stickers are also good too! And of course, you should also, uh, recommended... put the actual copy of the item IN the level. Outside of a bubble, especially if they're copy-protected. Yeah. <br />
<br />
So anyway, that's essentially it for the, uh... stuff. So yeah. You can also back- You can also back these up onto your hard drive, or put 'em up on the Internet! Do what you want! [[Homos|Yayyyy!]] Everybody have a safe dayyyy! Enjoy yourselves, and the Collector's Cases I put together for youuu! Yayyyy!<br />
<br />
[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC%27s_Collector%27s_Case_Tutorial&diff=224927
CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial
2019-01-12T21:11:22Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Collector's Case Tutorial''' is a level that Chris uploaded to the ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' Community on 9 [[February 2011]]. In it, Chris (playing the role of [[Sonichu]]) details how to build and use a collector's case. <br />
<br />
To date, the CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial remains the last work of Chris to significantly feature a ''Sonichu'' character. While Sonichu and Rosechu would be seen in the [[Autism Tutorial]] (released on 13 February 2011), they had no speaking roles and merely appeared in the background. <br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Deletedvideo}}<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = NeverOnHexBox LBP2 CWC s Collector s Case Tutorial<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|knUVJoZ1CEQ}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[February 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Video games|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}} {{Jackie|text}} {{Asperchu|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2357.MOV]]<br />
| next = [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
''{As Chris speaks, Sonichu's mouth moves more or less in sync}''<br />
<br />
Hello, and welcome to the tutorial of the Collector's Case in ''LittleBigPlanet'', originally created by Christian Weston Chandler. I'm your host, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], and today we are going to tour the Collector's Case, which was originally created in ''LittleBigPlanet'', but now being revamped, in ''LittleBigPlanet 2''!<br />
<br />
Back in the first ''LittleBigPlanet'', we were limited to using chains, pulleys, and Dissolve Material to hide and store our prizes we either created, or collected, over da community. But now, thanks to ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', we now have another option: the drawers!<br />
<br />
If you recall the arcade level in ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', which is the first level of the final zone of the game, you will notice the arcade machines, where if you play the mini-games a little bit, you would unlock a prize, which would drop from the top of the machine. That's essentially called a "drawer system". And I use that technology... similarly, here in the... LBT-- ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' version of the Collector's Case. Originally, I was only able to offer four tools for the Collector's Case. Which were, the uh, upper, middle and lower sections, of course including the introductory one with the entrance... [[Speech impediment|''{unintelligible}'']] the sets of boxes. And also the Disolve Shelves, as well as the uh... yeah, the other set, including the elevators. Which were rods, and sponges. And for da tutorial, we will be looking at, and examining... with inspection parts, with collector- of the Collector's Case, as well as the individual options available then and now.<br />
<br />
Okay, before we go up, we'll talk about the individual parts. Dissolve Parts, Dissolve Shelves. Put your memorables behind these, and you can drop 'em down all at once. You can either, uh, put the bubbles in the top, or remove the front temporarily, by moving it forward and then sticking it back after you put the bubbles in place. One bubble for each square. And the shelves here, they have a thin layer on the front and a thin layer on the back. An inner-outer switch, which you- which is obvious right there, check your tutorials on that. And this box- and the bigger box, which goes into the... which these small boxes go into the bigger box. Two layers - one thin, one thick. The thinner ones will keep the, uh... will keep the shelves in place after you pull 'em outward. And of course, then again, you wanna make sure you pull the shelves- the front of the shelves- the front of the drawer outward, so you can stick your bubbles in there. Shrinking may apply, because there are no holes on top of these boxes.<br />
<br />
Okay, so, we are in da boxes. Yep. We gonna go look at da boxes... Yep. Press a button, any button... There's a key. Pull a lever... Anything you want! It's your box! Puttin' your box together... Hold onto it, swing around, collect da bubbles! Bubbles all down... New message! Make 'em drop, drop 'em as you go. Oh and of course, you don't want the ball and chain to get in the way, to prevent the uh, shelves from opening up, or making the bubbles difficult to drop. Make sure you have a scoreboard at the end, so you can finish it up. Aaand don't let conformity get in the way, decorating's good. Look at all this fun stuff! <br />
<br />
Take the elevator up, dun de dun de dun... And, swing around, have fun... [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Weeeeee!]] Also, a good idea - smart presentations of the items. So you know what's in the bubbles. Better idea - stickers are also good too! And of course, you should also, uh, recommended... put the actual copy of the item IN the level. Outside of a bubble, especially if they're copy-protected. Yeah. <br />
<br />
So anyway, that's essentially it for the, uh... stuff. So yeah. You can also back- You can also back these up onto your hard drive, or put 'em up on the Internet! Do what you want! [[Homos|Yayyyy!]] Everybody have a safe dayyyy! Enjoy yourselves, and the Collector's Cases I put together for youuu! Yayyyy!<br />
<br />
[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC%27s_Collector%27s_Case_Tutorial&diff=224926
CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial
2019-01-12T21:10:19Z
<p>4rft5: Made the video with the infobox, still gone though.</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Collector's Case Tutorial''' is a level that Chris uploaded to the ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' Community on 9 [[February 2011]]. In it, Chris (playing the role of [[Sonichu]]) details how to build and use a collector's case. <br />
<br />
To date, the CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial remains the last work of Chris to significantly feature a ''Sonichu'' character. While Sonichu and Rosechu would be seen in the [[Autism Tutorial]] (released on 13 February 2011), they had no speaking roles and merely appeared in the background. <br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Deletedvideo}}<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = NeverOnHexBox LBP2 CWC s Collector s Case Tutorial<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|knUVJoZ1CEQ}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[February 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Video games|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}} {{Jackie|text}} {{Asperchu|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2357]]<br />
| next = [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
''{As Chris speaks, Sonichu's mouth moves more or less in sync}''<br />
<br />
Hello, and welcome to the tutorial of the Collector's Case in ''LittleBigPlanet'', originally created by Christian Weston Chandler. I'm your host, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], and today we are going to tour the Collector's Case, which was originally created in ''LittleBigPlanet'', but now being revamped, in ''LittleBigPlanet 2''!<br />
<br />
Back in the first ''LittleBigPlanet'', we were limited to using chains, pulleys, and Dissolve Material to hide and store our prizes we either created, or collected, over da community. But now, thanks to ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', we now have another option: the drawers!<br />
<br />
If you recall the arcade level in ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', which is the first level of the final zone of the game, you will notice the arcade machines, where if you play the mini-games a little bit, you would unlock a prize, which would drop from the top of the machine. That's essentially called a "drawer system". And I use that technology... similarly, here in the... LBT-- ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' version of the Collector's Case. Originally, I was only able to offer four tools for the Collector's Case. Which were, the uh, upper, middle and lower sections, of course including the introductory one with the entrance... [[Speech impediment|''{unintelligible}'']] the sets of boxes. And also the Disolve Shelves, as well as the uh... yeah, the other set, including the elevators. Which were rods, and sponges. And for da tutorial, we will be looking at, and examining... with inspection parts, with collector- of the Collector's Case, as well as the individual options available then and now.<br />
<br />
Okay, before we go up, we'll talk about the individual parts. Dissolve Parts, Dissolve Shelves. Put your memorables behind these, and you can drop 'em down all at once. You can either, uh, put the bubbles in the top, or remove the front temporarily, by moving it forward and then sticking it back after you put the bubbles in place. One bubble for each square. And the shelves here, they have a thin layer on the front and a thin layer on the back. An inner-outer switch, which you- which is obvious right there, check your tutorials on that. And this box- and the bigger box, which goes into the... which these small boxes go into the bigger box. Two layers - one thin, one thick. The thinner ones will keep the, uh... will keep the shelves in place after you pull 'em outward. And of course, then again, you wanna make sure you pull the shelves- the front of the shelves- the front of the drawer outward, so you can stick your bubbles in there. Shrinking may apply, because there are no holes on top of these boxes.<br />
<br />
Okay, so, we are in da boxes. Yep. We gonna go look at da boxes... Yep. Press a button, any button... There's a key. Pull a lever... Anything you want! It's your box! Puttin' your box together... Hold onto it, swing around, collect da bubbles! Bubbles all down... New message! Make 'em drop, drop 'em as you go. Oh and of course, you don't want the ball and chain to get in the way, to prevent the uh, shelves from opening up, or making the bubbles difficult to drop. Make sure you have a scoreboard at the end, so you can finish it up. Aaand don't let conformity get in the way, decorating's good. Look at all this fun stuff! <br />
<br />
Take the elevator up, dun de dun de dun... And, swing around, have fun... [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Weeeeee!]] Also, a good idea - smart presentations of the items. So you know what's in the bubbles. Better idea - stickers are also good too! And of course, you should also, uh, recommended... put the actual copy of the item IN the level. Outside of a bubble, especially if they're copy-protected. Yeah. <br />
<br />
So anyway, that's essentially it for the, uh... stuff. So yeah. You can also back- You can also back these up onto your hard drive, or put 'em up on the Internet! Do what you want! [[Homos|Yayyyy!]] Everybody have a safe dayyyy! Enjoy yourselves, and the Collector's Cases I put together for youuu! Yayyyy!<br />
<br />
[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Apologies_to_Alec_and_Evan&diff=224924
Apologies to Alec and Evan
2019-01-12T21:06:11Z
<p>4rft5: Fixed a problem with the video</p>
<hr />
<div>Right after giving Mao a [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], [[Chris]] '''"apologizes" to [[Evan]] and Alec,''' two of Mao's compatriots from [[Asperpedia]]. He seems to hope that this concession will help convince them to remove some of their ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which, in addition to exposing Chris's [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] and [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], have become fearfully pornographic.<br />
<br />
However, Chris studiously avoids mentioning the character that is the real bone of contention with Evan: not [[Asperchu]] or [[Simonchu]], but [[Simonla Rosechu]], his [[Chris and copyright|shameless imitation]] of Simonchu.<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Apologies to Alec and Evan <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CvlSPzdVg4o}}<br />
| stardate = 1 [[February 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Asperchu|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedStripeShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]<br />
| next = [[5 February 2010|I Am Alive]]<br />
}} <br />
<br />
{{quote|Try saying that three times fast with plurals.}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
Ahh, Captain's Log, February 1st, 2010. I would like to take this moment to [[Chris and remorse|apologize]] to Mr. Alec Benson Leary for the curses, and the [[death threats]], and mislabelings I have placed upon him. Such as, uh, not reading his own fan- his own quote-unquote "fanmail" and all that. So I apologize for stealing- for misunderstanding his [[Asperchu]] as being a parody and labeling it as such. As much as it is ''his'' original character.<br />
<br />
Asperchu is Alec Benson's Leary charac- Alec Benson's... [''squints in a retarded concentration''] [[Autism|Try saying that three times fast with plurals]]. Heh. Asperchu is Alec Benson Leary's [[CWC-isms|all-creation]]. Not mine. And I retra- and I retract all the past statements I have made, uh, against that, and of his book being anything [[parody|parodic]] or copycatishly to anything in my uh, anything in my book.<br />
<br />
Um... Anyway, uh, along with that I also would like to apologize to Evan for offending him and by clai- and by taking false claim of his Simonchu character. And uh, I'm happy to give that back to him, and I retract ''all'' ownership of the Simonchu character. [''Pauses in a retarded contemplation, leaning forward and opening his mouth again before continuing''] And I leave you all with that! So, yeah. My apologize, my apolo- my respective apologies to all of y'all on the Asperpedia, uh, I hope we can get along and maybe be less offensive advertise-wise. Okay. [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] Be safe and have a good day!<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]|nextlink=[[5 February 2010|I Am Alive]]|}}<br />
<br />
{{Captain's Log}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2010| 2010-02-01]]<br />
[[Category:Asperchu Saga videos| 2010-02-01]]<br />
[[Category:CWCipedia Saga videos| 2010-02-01]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens&diff=224885
Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens
2019-01-11T00:32:25Z
<p>4rft5: Fixed it.</p>
<hr />
<div>{{DeadLinks}}<br />
<!--Not sure if this is the right thing to do here, but a few of the links are broken. If it's not let me know and i'll fix it.--><br />
:''This page is about the fictional institution. For the message board, see [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]].''<br />
[[Image:PVCCitizens.jpg|thumb|The PVCC logo]]<br />
[[File:PVCC.png|thumb|400px|Exterior and interior drawings of PVCC HQ]]<br />
{{quote|After being Laid Off and down on her Love Luck, she sought revenge and make that ALL WILL REMAIN VIRGINS WITHOUT TRUE, HONEST LOVE within the State of Virginia.|[[Chris]], on the origins of the PVCC<ref><s>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_early_days_of_Mary_Lee_Walsh.2C_AKA_Slaweel_Ryam</s> (Dead Link) </ref>}}<br />
<br />
The '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' ('''PVCCitizens'''), also called '''Prowldent Virginia Community College''' ('''ProwldentVCC'''), is a fictionalized version of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] that appears in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics as the headquarters for the collective activities of the villains of [[CWCville]].<br />
<br />
== History ==<br />
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] ([[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] as "Slaweel Ryam") was "Dean of Student Services" at Piedmont Virginia Community College, until June [[2000]]. She was fired for making [[Chris and rape|love potions]] and selling [[Yawning Squirtle|drugs]] on the side.<ref><s>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_early_days_of_Mary_Lee_Walsh.2C_AKA_Slaweel_Ryam</s> (Dead Link) </ref><br />
<br />
The downtrodden [[MLW]] picked herself up and built the "Prowldent Virginia Community College" (Chris fucks up the entire series continuity right here), ten miles north of [[CWCville]]. While building, Mary came into contact with [[Count Graduon]], amplifying her powers. Under the guise of running an educational institution, she began to recruit the [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and engineer the first [[Decepti-Clones]].<ref><s>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Decepti-Clones</s> (Dead Link) </ref><br />
<br />
In a [[CWCipedia]] account, Chris tells of fighting against the tyrannical PVCC in March [[2004]], in some sort of terrible Go-Bots/[[Power Rangers]]/[[anime]] battle. Mary Lee then changed her name to Slaweel and set up a new PVCC in the ruined [[Manchester High School]] / Menchi-Nasu High School (which explains why she was in MHS in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], and brings "[[The High School Story]]" into the ''Sonichu'' continuity).<br />
<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:ProwldentVCC.jpg<br />
Image:PVCC.PNG<br />
</gallery><br />
{{clear}}<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]<br />
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]]<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{CWCverse}}<br />
{{CWC-isms}}<br />
[[Category: CWC-isms]]</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens&diff=224884
Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens
2019-01-11T00:29:45Z
<p>4rft5: I tried to do my best, not quite sure what to do here, so I just did a normal dead link edit</p>
<hr />
<div>{{DeadLinks}}<br />
<!--Not sure if this is the right thing to do here, but a few of the links are broken. If it's not let me know and i'll fix it.--><br />
:''This page is about the fictional institution. For the message board, see [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]].''<br />
[[Image:PVCCitizens.jpg|thumb|The PVCC logo]]<br />
[[File:PVCC.png|thumb|400px|Exterior and interior drawings of PVCC HQ]]<br />
{{quote|After being Laid Off and down on her Love Luck, she sought revenge and make that ALL WILL REMAIN VIRGINS WITHOUT TRUE, HONEST LOVE within the State of Virginia.|[[Chris]], on the origins of the PVCC<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_early_days_of_Mary_Lee_Walsh.2C_AKA_Slaweel_Ryam</ref>}}<br />
<br />
The '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' ('''PVCCitizens'''), also called '''Prowldent Virginia Community College''' ('''ProwldentVCC'''), is a fictionalized version of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] that appears in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics as the headquarters for the collective activities of the villains of [[CWCville]].<br />
<br />
== History ==<br />
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] ([[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] as "Slaweel Ryam") was "Dean of Student Services" at Piedmont Virginia Community College, until June [[2000]]. She was fired for making [[Chris and rape|love potions]] and selling [[Yawning Squirtle|drugs]] on the side.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_early_days_of_Mary_Lee_Walsh.2C_AKA_Slaweel_Ryam</ref><br />
<br />
The downtrodden [[MLW]] picked herself up and built the "Prowldent Virginia Community College" (Chris fucks up the entire series continuity right here), ten miles north of [[CWCville]]. While building, Mary came into contact with [[Count Graduon]], amplifying her powers. Under the guise of running an educational institution, she began to recruit the [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and engineer the first [[Decepti-Clones]].<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Decepti-Clones</ref><br />
<br />
In a [[CWCipedia]] account, Chris tells of fighting against the tyrannical PVCC in March [[2004]], in some sort of terrible Go-Bots/[[Power Rangers]]/[[anime]] battle. Mary Lee then changed her name to Slaweel and set up a new PVCC in the ruined [[Manchester High School]] / Menchi-Nasu High School (which explains why she was in MHS in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], and brings "[[The High School Story]]" into the ''Sonichu'' continuity).<br />
<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:ProwldentVCC.jpg<br />
Image:PVCC.PNG<br />
</gallery><br />
{{clear}}<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]<br />
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]]<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
<s>{{CWCverse}}</s> (Dead Link)<br />
<s>{{CWC-isms}}</s> (Dead Link)<br />
<s>[[Category: CWC-isms]]</s> (Dead Link)</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=224861
User:4rft5
2019-01-10T02:41:59Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
<br />
<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;"><br />
{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by our god BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
I am the creator of Pepto-Man. (Seen at bottom of page)<br />
<br />
I've been a MemeLord since 2012 and have stuck with it ever since.<br />
<br />
I've been following Chris since 2013. That's about it lul<br />
<br />
[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Bitch Lasagna<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Dh-RL__uN4}}<br />
| Stardate = 5 October 2018<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw Our Lord Pewdiepie]<br />
| Subject = Bitch Lasagna''<br />
| Video Type = Music<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|All the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run.|}}</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=224860
User:4rft5
2019-01-10T02:34:27Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
<br />
<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;"><br />
{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by our god BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
I am the creator of Pepto-Man. (Seen at bottom of page)<br />
<br />
I've been a MemeLord since 2012 and have stuck with it ever since.<br />
<br />
I've been following Chris since 2013. That's about it lul<br />
<br />
[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Bitch Lasagna<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Dh-RL__uN4}}<br />
| Stardate = 5 October 2018<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw Our Lord Pewdiepie]<br />
| Subject = Bitch Lasagna''<br />
| Video Type = Music<br />
}}</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=224859
User:4rft5
2019-01-10T02:33:19Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
<br />
<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;"><br />
{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by our god BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
I am the creator of Pepto-Man. (Seen at bottom of page)<br />
<br />
I've been following Chris since 2013. That's about it lul<br />
<br />
[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Bitch Lasagna<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Dh-RL__uN4}}<br />
| Stardate = 5 October 2018<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw Our Lord Pewdiepie]<br />
| Subject = Bitch Lasagna''<br />
| Video Type = Music<br />
}}</div>
4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=224858
User:4rft5
2019-01-10T02:28:41Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
<hr />
<div><!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from other pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.--><br />
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{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}}<br />
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{{protip|Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by our god BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
I am the creator of Pepto-Man. (Seen at bottom of page)<br />
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I've been following Chris since 2013. That's about it lul<br />
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4rft5
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:4rft5&diff=224857
User:4rft5
2019-01-10T02:28:12Z
<p>4rft5: </p>
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<div><Note: I have borrowed some of the code from other pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.><br />
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{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}}<br />
</div><br />
====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====<br />
{{protip|Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by our god BILLY MAYS himself.|}}<br />
Hello. Welcome to my page.<br />
I am the creator of Pepto-Man. (Seen at bottom of page)<br />
<br />
I've been following Chris since 2013. That's about it lul<br />
<br />
[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]</div>
4rft5