https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Asperhes&feedformat=atomCWCki - User contributions [en]2024-03-29T04:27:46ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Hurtful_Truth_Level&diff=206258User talk:Hurtful Truth Level2017-05-08T07:49:28Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
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<div>==Editing your Video Request page==<br />
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Do you have trouble editing the video request page you created? I tried to include two additions from Chris's uploads, "Machine Romans" and "Singing 'All of the Lights'", but when I save, the page refreshes to an empty website. I don't seem to have this issue with any other page. Is just me or you as well?--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 23:56, 8 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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Yeah. I can't edit it, either. It's happened with several other pages, too. I asked Marvin about it once, and he said it's a 500 error, something to do with a conflict between the version of Mediawiki used here and the captcha.<br />
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If it happens to you again, you can hit backspace and copy the text from the editing window to your computer, so you don't lose your edits.<br />
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Should we ask Marvin to fix it, or create a new Video Request page for August? The original page might get crowded after awhile. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:36, 9 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*Yeah, I'm thinking a month by month basis would be the best option. Chris isn't likely to stop these requests since it's free money—there may be over a hundred of these videos by this time next year. <br />
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**If there's no indication that the problem will resolve itself, I strongly recommend just copying everything over into a new page.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 03:15, 9 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*The only problem with copying to a new page is that some articles link to the original - http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:WhatLinksHere/Paid_Video_Requests - it should be easy to fix the links, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:13, 9 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*Marvin fixed the 500 error. I've added the two newest videos. I think we should see how many videos Chris makes in August. If it's more than what he did in July, we could easily split the August stuff into another page. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:22, 9 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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== Chris and Religion ==<br />
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Your subsection on Chris's concept of God was informative but I think somewhat inaccurately conjecturable. It's obvious Chris's statement is an effect of his self-identity issue. But rather than his [[I am STRAIGHT|twisted world view]] that women are "so kind and sweet.. and caring", and that men are "rude, crude, and inconsiderate... causing wars and such", I think this is more a result of Chris's [[ego]]. <br />
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Going off from the traditional assertions of the CWCki, <br />
Chris is so egocentric, he views God as a cosmic gumball machine (Whose's ultimate nature is make him happy). He believes God has a special interest in his life and should only attend to his needs and wants alone. '''God revolves around Chris.'''<br />
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From this, I think it's more reasonable to assume that Chris's [[autism|inference]] here is a result of a need to alter his conception of God in order to better fit his narrative of "what God is". God is an instrument of Chris's will. Chris became Christine, therefore GodJesus became GoddessEmanuelle.<br />
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Since you were the first to analyze Chris's statement, I wanted your input before possibly overhauling your comment.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 04:07, 20 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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Good ideas. It's alright with me if you want to edit the article. I think you're right that he wanted to mold God into his own image because of his ego, but it seems to me that his gender issues plays a role as well. There's a theory that he became transgender because of his binary thought pattern of hating men and praising women. Chris wanting God to be in solidarity with him could be a result of both his ego and views on gender. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:49, 20 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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== Are you experiencing the same bug? ==<br />
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Hey Hurtful. I really appreciate how you helped me in the past. If you wouldn't mind, I was hoping I could explain a new predicament I have and if you could inform me whether you are experiencing the same bug:<br />
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I recently added a new icon to the Subject Matters: [[Template:(Handouts)|Handouts]]. I had a little difficulty modifying the size of the image, but I eventually got that resolved. At first, I had the template link this new icon to the page you created, [[Paid Video Requests]], but then I realized [[Chris and money]] would be more fitting; so I changed it. <br />
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When I'm logged in, there are no issues. <br />
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But when I'm logged out, the icon image reverts to a larger size and it links back to [[Paid Video Requests]]. Since this happens when I'm logged off, I'm worried this might be what everyone else is experiencing. Could you verify this for me?<br />
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On a curious note, I noticed that two of the pages you recently edited [[Donations Requested, Please]] and [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]] (which include the new icon), do not have this issue when I'm logged out.<br />
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I know this might seem a little confusing or trivial, but I'd really appreciate your input.<br />
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Thanks again for all your help!--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 21:51, 15 October 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*It looks fine to me, whether I'm logged in or not - the size is right and it links to Chris and Money. Have you tried using a different browser to view the template? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:33, 16 October 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*For whatever reason, it seems to have resolved itself. Sorry for the bother!--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 16:54, 17 October 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*No problem. Good to see it's working well. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:59, 17 October 2016 (UTC)<br />
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==Reply re. Timeline month lists==<br />
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Hi, I remembered how to find out who posts anonymously. I've left a reply to your comment on my own User Discussion page; let me know what you think. In the meantime, as a courtesy, I will revert my edits so that your separate lists of videos and Facebook comments appear at the top of each page. However, I want to also include all that stuff within the timeline as well, day by day, in a traditional "Events" format. Maybe other people will chime in on this issue. I hope this is a satisfactory compromise for now. [[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 07:47, 8 May 2017 (UTC)</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=October_2016&diff=206257October 20162017-05-08T07:37:57Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
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<div>[[File:Cwc october 2016.png|thumb|Chris in October 2016.]]<br />
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'''October''' is the tenth month of 2016.<br />
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At the beginning of this month, Chris made misguided efforts to get himself [[List of places that have banned Chris|unbanned]] from local stores, with no success. His [[October 2016 Paid Video Requests|paid video requests]] petered out, and he returned to outright begging. His hatred of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] continued to grow.<br />
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==Posts from this month==<br />
'''Facebook'''<br />
*[[October 2016 Facebook posts]]<br />
'''Twitter'''<br />
*[[Twitter#21 October 2016|The Internet Ruined My Life]]<br />
'''YouTube'''<br />
*[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis#Open Slot Available! Post Your Request Now!|Telekenis Level 2!]]<br />
*[[List of Christian's comments on YouTube#DBX: Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton|DBX: Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton]]<br />
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==Videos from this month==<br />
*[[I'm sick; we need money donations; no video requests for a while]]<br />
*[[October 2016 Paid Video Requests]]<br />
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==Events==<br />
* 1 October - [[Barb]] celebrates her 75th birthday.<br />
* 1 October - Chris posts a [[October 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing Ascension Millenium|paid video request]] featuring himself singing a song.<br />
* 2 October - Chris whines on [[Facebook]] about the fact that he is still [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Walmart|Walmart]] and [[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Best Buy|Best Buy]]. He accuses them of discriminating against [[Homos|LGBTQ]] and [[autism|autistic]] individuals when actually they had banned him for, respectively, [[Mal-Wart|vandalism]] and [[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting|attempted shoplifting]].<br />
* 3 October - Chris expands his above diatribe to include [[GameStop]], which had banned him for [[26 December 2014|assault]].<br />
* 4 October - Chris [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis#Open Slot Available! Post Your Request Now!|requests]] a subliminal hypnosis track in order to gain powers of telekinesis.<br />
* 7 October - Chris posts a fatuous philosophical question on [[Facebook]]. [[Kim Wilson]] is especially critical.<br />
* 7 October - A [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXreRh98M4A&feature=youtu.be&t=159 video] is uploaded to YouTube in which Chris is briefly interviewed at [[Cville Pride]] about the number of genders that exist. Chris states that there are [[September 2016 Facebook posts#58 Genders|58 genders]].<br />
* 8 October - On Facebook, Chris links to a "Fluffle Puff Tales" video, calling it "Super Cute and Fun."<br />
* 12 October - Chris is amused that a college has calculated how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop.<br />
* 13 October - The [[Unban contracts|contracts]] which Chris wrote and took to [[GameStop]] and [[Best Buy]], in which he demands to be unbanned from their stores, are leaked to [[Kiwi Farms]].<br />
* 17 October - Chris [[October 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should take parodies in jest|criticizes]] [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]], saying that he should have taken "[[Asperchu|a parody]] [[Liquid Chris|of himself]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|in jest]]."<br />
* 17 October - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that he has a [[Chris and health|cold]].<br />
* 17 October - Chris expresses outrage on Facebook about the sexual assault allegations against [[Pmurt|Trump]].<br />
* 17 October - Chris comments on a "Lizzy the Lezzy" Facebook post about the Confederate flag.<br />
* 17 October - Chris makes an association between the main character in [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]] and [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]], seemingly unaware of the irony that the character is meant to represent himself.<br />
* 18 October - Chris begs for donations in a [[I'm sick; we need money donations; no video requests for a while|Youtube video]] and says that he's sick from a cold.<br />
* 21 October - Chris [[Twitter#21 October 2016|tweets]] to "The Internet Ruined My Life" show, asking to be on its next season.<br />
* 25 October - Chris plays dumb word games on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 28 October - Chris [[October 2016 Facebook posts#Chris dislikes Trolls (the movie)|postulates]] that "Trolls," an upcoming children's animated movie, will do poorly at the box office because it depicts [[trolls]] in a positive light.<br />
* 31 October - Chris [[List of Christian's comments on YouTube#DBX: Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton|says]] that "[[Pmurt|Trump]] Would HURT America [[Sonichu 10#Trial of the Asperpedia Four|overkill]]" and suggests voting for Hillary [[Chris and English|"for Smarter and Better"]] to [[Chris and Money|"tax the wealthy and fill the middle and lower class, and everyone else's, pockets.]]"<br />
* 31 October - [[Halloween]].<br />
{{Timeline}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Asperhes&diff=206255User talk:Asperhes2017-05-08T07:28:00Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
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<div>==Spamming the recent changes==<br />
Hi, use the "Show preview" button, please. Your numerous minor edits make the recent changes hard to read. --[[User:Gunter|Gunter]] ([[User talk:Gunter|talk]]) 00:15, 5 January 2015 (UTC)<br />
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Hi, well done on the hair article, it's much more organised now! [[User:Res|Res]] ([[User talk:Res|talk]]) 04:51, 20 January 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== Higher Quality Chris Videos ==<br />
Hi, I've managed to archive the videos Chris uploaded on to YouTube in their original resolution, some even at 640x480px (instead of 480x360px). See here: https://archive.org/details/officialcwcvideos. Hope you enjoy. By the way, why are all of the Mediafire links broken and is it possible to fix them? [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 01:57, 7 March 2015 (UTC)<br />
:[[User:Canine|Canine]] asked you which scrapbook images are missing on [[User talk:Letter Z#Videos|my talk page]]. Also, I archived all of TheCWCVille's videos on to the Internet Archive: https://archive.org/details/chrischanvideos. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 03:23, 12 March 2015 (UTC)<br />
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::I archived the ISO of his DVD here: https://archive.org/details/C.W.C.YEPIMONT.V. The guy who has a copy can either upload the collection on MediaFire or the Internet Archive. The latter lasts longer. Can you please tell him this? [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 02:27, 14 March 2015 (UTC)<br />
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:::OK. [[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 3/13/15<br />
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::::It's been about two months. Did you get the missing scrapbook photos yet? Which ones are you talking about? The ones on his DVD or higher quality? [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 11:35, 10 May 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== Appreciation ==<br />
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Hey, just wanted to leave a note of appreciation for all your work editing and updating the CWCki to reflect recent changes in Christory, as well as de-A-Logging some of the content! --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 16:27, 1 September 2015 (UTC)<br />
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:Thanks [[User:Holdek|Holdek]]! [[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 10:35, 2 September 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== True and Honest ==<br />
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Thank you for being so True and Honest! I appreciate your contributions!<br />
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:Thanks! [[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 07:09, 22 October 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== Welcome back ==<br />
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Hi. I haven't seen you around here in a while. Welcome back.<br />
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I noticed that you've been going through and editing the month articles for 2016. From August onward, I had included a list in each article, linking to posts and videos from that month, and retitled Events to Highlights (I felt this was more fitting, as not everything he does in a month is notable).<br />
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I noticed that you've undone those changes. I think it's convenient to have a list separate from Highlights/Events, so the content can be reached quicker. I also noticed that you've removed direct links and simply replaced them with <nowiki>[[Facebook]]</nowiki>. I disagree with that, as it makes it more difficult to find the source material, especially since you removed the list.<br />
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:Hi, I don't know who this is and I've been gone so long I've forgotten how to communicate on this medium. I'm not even sure if you'll see this. My main concern with the Timeline is consistency. Going all the way back to the beginning, the month-by-month articles have consisted of a single chronological list of everything. I'm just trying to do things the way they've always been done. I think the original mission statement for these pages was to include absolutely everything (not just highlights) with lots of hotlinks so that people can search the site for more details. Personally, I find it valuable to make chronological connections between events, which the list affords. If we should have a separate list for videos and Facebook posts, this should be applied to the entire chronology. If that's what we're going to do, I would prefer to also include those videos and Facebook posts within the Events list, because again, it helps you see connections between his activities. My feeling is that since Facebook posts and videos already have their own monthly or semi-monthly pages, this doesn't need to be repeated in the Timeline month articles, which I feel should be pure chronology. I agree with you that I was wrong to drop the links to the specific Facebook posts. I was acting on autopilot, since this is something else which no one has really done before. I'll stop doing this. [[User:Asperhes]][[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 07:27, 8 May 2017 (UTC)</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=June_2016&diff=206252June 20162017-05-08T06:51:39Z<p>Asperhes: /* Events */</p>
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<div>[[File:Cwcjun16.jpg|thumb|Chris in June]]<br />
'''June 2016''' began with Chris’s sex-off competition with [[Johan]] coming to a close, with Johan emerging as the victor. Chris was banned from selling on [[Etsy]], due to his failure to send orders. He made a video [[Lie|lying]] that the account was "on vacation." He ramped up his e-begging campaign, claiming that [[Lie|the money would be used for necessities, such as medication and bills]]. He also decided to revive his career as an [[Carlos Chantor|escort]], offering to fuck [[Hypocrisy|non-transgender]] women for extremely high prices, giving his hooker name as "Stephanie Bustcakes." Chris resurrected his search to find a caretaker for [[Barb]], once again harassing [[Cole Smithey]] on [[Twitter]] and [[Facebook]] in the belief that [[Autism|insulting someone would make that person want to help you]].<br />
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==Events==<br />
* 4 June - Chris uploads [[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*|two]] [[Happy Cat *kisses*|videos]] of himself with his [[cat]] Pollo.<br />
* 5 June - Chris deletes his poll pitting himself against [[Johan]] the Bully due to Johan winning.<br />
* 7 June - Chris tells [[Facebook]] he has been in "meditative state" lately.<br />
* 11 June - Chris records [[Happy Birthday, Jonathan|a video]] congratulating fan Jonathan for his birthday.<br />
* 11 June - Chris makes a [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|video]] claiming that his [[Etsy]] shop is on vacation, even though it had actually been banned. He says he will move to [[Chris and money|Zazzle]].<br />
* 12 June - Chris reminds his [[Facebook]] fans that they can make donations through the support button on his account.<br />
* 13 June - On [[Facebook]], Chris rambles about [[Transformers]] and his [[Chris and money|financial troubles]].<br />
* 14 June - Chris makes [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help|two]] [Donations Requested, Please[videos]] pleading for donations to pay for [[Barbara]]'s asthma meds. Barb herself appears in both, and does not look at all well.<br />
* 17 June - Chris makes a 20-minute [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|video]] in which he reads the first chapter of a story. Yet again, he begs for money. <br />
* 19 June - Chris posts another dull story-reading [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|video]]. He begs for donations in a room literally filled with toys he could sell.<br />
* 19 June - On [[Facebook]], Chris remembers his late father [[Bob]] on Father's Day.<br />
* 22 June - Chris emerges in a leaked [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|video]] as "Stephanie Bustcakes," [[Carlos Chantor|prostituting]] himself. He won't do anal.<br />
* 26 June - Chris makes a random [[Facebook]] comment about [[Chris and fashion|hosiery and stockings]].<br />
* 26 June - Chris makes an angry [[Facebook]] diatribe against his half brother [[Cole]] for not providing financial help to him and his [[Barb|mother]]. He includes a drawing of Cole literally burning money.<br />
* 26 June - Chris makes a rare [[Twitter|tweet]], directed against [[Cole]] for being greedy.<br />
* 29 June - Chris posts a [[Announcement 06292016#Announcement 06292016|video]] [[Chris and Remorse|apologizing]] to all [[JERKS|males]] while reading off a script.<br />
* 29 June - Chris makes an important [[Announcement 06292016#Announcement 06292016-2|video announcement]] that his [[autism]] has been cured thanks to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]].<br />
* 29 June - In the third [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|video]] of the day, Chris reads yet another chapter from some godawful story because he thinks it will encourage people to give him money.<br />
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<div>[[File:HOW MANY GENDERS ARE THERE.png|thumb|Chris, at Cville Pride, in September 2016]]<br />
'''September''' is the ninth month of 2016.<br />
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Chris continued in this month to earn [[Chris and money|money]] by posting [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests|paid videos]]. He attended the [[Cville Pride]] Festival, the annual [[Charlottesville]] LGBTQ pride festival, for the third year in a row. He got a new [[Chandler Cats|cat]]. He ramped up his criticisms of presidential candidate [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]], a trend which would become more acute in the coming months. Otherwise he just dicked around with his toys.<br />
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==Events==<br />
* 4 September - More [[Gal Pal E-mails|emails]] from the [[2009]]-[[2012]] era of Christory are leaked.<br />
* 6 September - Chris [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Trump is crazy in the head|posts]] about his opinions of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] using [[Transformers]] toys.<br />
* 6 September - Chris makes a [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Alex|paid video]] birthday greeting for fan Alex.<br />
* 7 September - On [[Facebook]], Chris reminsces about better times when he was more creative and less bothered by [[trolls]].<br />
* 7 September - Chris makes a [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls|"Paid Message to the Trolls"]] in which he calls out [[Kiwi Farms]] and mocks [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].<br />
* 8 September - [[YouTube]] member "Lil E" uploads [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW|an interview]] with Chris.<br />
* 10 September - Chris posts [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Hitler and the Autobots|a word salad]] on Germany's Autobahn, the [[Transformers]] franchise, and his [[Honor Roll|wish that Hitler hadn't died]] in 1945.<br />
* 12 September - Chris [[Card games#Toys "Я" Us|is photographed shopping]] at Toys R Us.<br />
* 14 September - [[Greene County]]'s court rules that [[Barb]] owes $15,906.99, from [[:File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png|unpaid debt]], to Capital One Bank.<br />
* 17 September - Chris attends [[Cville Pride]] with Vinyl, a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Vinyl and I at Cville Pride 2016|toy doll]] from the [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] show.<br />
* 17 September - Chris has questions about [[Transformers]] for his [[Facebook]] friends.<br />
* 18 September - Chris reminds Facebook that his old [[TrollBusters]] campaign is still relevant.<br />
* 19 September - Chris [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Another new cat|announces]] that he has a new pet [[Chandler Cats|cat]], Sorbet, and begs for money.<br />
* 22 September - On [[Facebook]], Chris comments about a piece of [[My Little Pony]] merchandise.<br />
* 24 September - Chris registers to [[Chris and politics|vote]].<br />
* 25 September - Chris [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|explains]] that he won't vote for [[Pmurt|Trump]] because of a [[Chris and television|satirical depiction of him from The Simpsons]], and because Trump "spelled backwards is 'Pmurt,' which rhymes with 'Hurt,' and he would badly 'Pmurt' this country in office."<br />
* 25 September - Chris [[September 2016 Facebook posts#More Cat Photos|posts]] three more [[Chandler Cats|cat]] photos and invites his audience to play a guessing game.<br />
* 26 September - Chris discusses the new [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] movie on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 27 September - Chris offers his analysis of the political debate between [[Women's Rights|Hillary Clinton]] and [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] on Facebook.<br />
* 27 September - Chris uploads a [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|paid request]] in which he rambles about a character from [[Wikipedia:Steven Universe|Steven Universe]].<br />
* 27 September - Chris posts a [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|political commentary)]] which consists of him sitting alone in his room and playing with his toys like a child. He also uses the term "we" to refer to himself and a doll he made in effigy of himself.<br />
* 27 September - Chris posts a brief [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|addendum]] to the above anti-[[Pmurt]] video.<br />
* 29 September - On Facebook, Chris tells Hasbro to make more [[Transformers]] toys.<br />
* 29 September - Chris uploads a brief [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Hello|paid shout-out]] to two fans.<br />
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<div>[[File:Aug16cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in August]]<br />
'''August''' is the eighth month of [[2016]].<br />
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Chris continued to fret about money throughout this month, revealing that the mortgage on [[14 Branchland Court]] is $115,000. His efforts to improve his cash flow consisted primarily of continuing to make [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests|videos for paying customers]]. Despite his bills, however, Chris saw no problem spending money on [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|hormone vitamins]] and other frivolities. He spent the last weekend of the month at [[OmegaCon]] in [[Charlottesville]]. He also admitted that he has incestual dreams about his [[Barb|mother]], but no one was really surprised.<br />
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==Events==<br />
* 1 August - Chris provides a [[Facebook]] link to the trailer for [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Project Sonic]].<br />
* 5 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that he's being doing a lot of housecleaning. He also requests money for more [[Chris and health#Tomgirl|Oestrogel]].<br />
* 6 August - Chris celebrates the closing of PayPal's [[Kiwi Farms]] account, and wonders if he can get compensation from PayPal for the [[trolling]] abuse he's suffered.<br />
* 8 August - Chris posts a photo of a [[Ruckersville]] dragon statue on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 8 August - Chris uploads a [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing "All of the Lights"|paid video]] in which he sings a song, poorly. <br />
* 8 August - Chris [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"#Chapter 2|films himself]] reading the second chapter of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]].<br />
* 9 August - It's discovered that [https://kiwifar.ms/threads/8-4-barb-sued-by-another-bank.23227/ Barb is being sued by another bank] and that Chris had to pay a [https://kiwifar.ms/threads/8-2-chris-fined-for-lack-of-dog-paperwork.23228/ hefty set of fines] for failing to acquire licenses for his dogs.<br />
* 9 August - Chris relists his [[Pokemon|Birthday Pikachu card]] on [[eBay]] for a [[Chris_and_negotiation#His_sales_on_eBay_and_Craigslist|ridiculous $500]].<br />
* 9 August - On [[Facebook]], Chris complains about [[stress]] and his [[Biological clock|erratic sleep schedule]].<br />
* 9 August - Chris remembers an [[I Love Lucy]] episode on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 9 August - Chris tells his [[Facebook]] friends that he liked an episode of the [[YouTube]] series "Dolan Life Mysteries."<br />
* 10 August - Chris buys [https://kiwifar.ms/threads/8-10-chris-bought-female-hormone-vitamins.23257/ female hormone vitamins], typically used for relieving menopause symptoms, from eBay.<br />
* 10 August - Chris defends [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] on [[Facebook]], but claims that while he's had sexual [[dreams]] about his [[Barb|mother]], he has never acted on them.<br />
* 11 August - In a [[Facebook]] post, Chris demands that his half brother [[Cole]] apologize to him and his [[Barb|mother]] and give them money.<br />
* 12 August - Chris reiterates on Facebook that he does not like socializing online.<br />
* 13 August - Chris posts a photo of his [[Chandler Cats|cat]] Lucy on Facebook.<br />
* 13 August - Chris announces on Facebook that he's too tired to fulfill [[Lulu|Lulu.com]] orders, and claims to have ADD.<br />
* 13 August - Chris posts a [[Facebook]] comment referring to God as [[Chris and religion|"Goddess' Emmanuelle."]]<br />
* 13 August - Chris makes a short [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#To Shelly|paid video]] giving a shout-out to fan Shelly.<br />
* 15 August - Chris rants against [[Facebook]] and online socializing.<br />
* 17 August - On Facebook, Chris expresses confusion about the slang term [[Virgin with rage|V-card]].<br />
* 18 August - Chris posts another photo of [[Chandler Cats|cat]] Lucy on Facebook.<br />
* 18 August - Chris gives a negative review of [[Burger King]]'s Whopperito, saying that it gave him [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|diarrhea]].<br />
* 18 August - Chris produces another short [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, McKenna|paid video]] for fan McKenna's birthday.<br />
* 20 August - Chris shares the news on Facebook that he has entered a [[LEGO]] [[contest]].<br />
* 20 August - Chris comments on a marketing video for [[Pokemon]]'s Team Rocket.<br />
* 21 August - Chris reminds everyone on [[Facebook]] that he is a [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|"Lesbian TransWoman."]] <br />
* 23 August - Chris leaves a Facebook comment about transitioning issues and "soul."<br />
* 23 August - In [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing an ol' diddy|Singing an ol' diddy]], Chris sings his greatest hit, "[[So Need A Cute Girl]]," by paid request. He changes some of the lyrics.<br />
* 23 August - Chris reads two more chapters of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]] in a [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"#Chapter 3 and 4|video]]. After this he loses interest.<br />
* 24 August - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he will be attending [[OmegaCon]] and hopes to see them there.<br />
* 24 August - Chris makes a [[I'd like someone with a 3D Printer, Locally, please|video request]] for a 3D printer.<br />
* 25 August - Chris begins his weekend at [[OmegaCon]]. He posts a photo on [[Facebook]] of himself at the convention.<br />
* 26 August - Chris uploads uncolored drawings of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] offering life advice.<br />
* 26 August - Chris discusses [[Pokemon]] possibilities at [[OmegaCon]] with other attendees on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 26 August - Chris comments about a comic called "Rabbichoso" on Facebook.<br />
* 27 August - Chris discusses bringing his monitor to [[OmegaCon]] with other participants on Facebook.<br />
* 28 August - Chris tells Facebook that he is currently playing vidya at [[OmegaCon]], with photographic evidence.<br />
* 30 August - Chris makes a [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song|paid birthday greeting]] for a fan named Ty.<br />
* 30 August - Chris posts a photo of a furry at [[OmegaCon]] dressed as a red fox, saying that it reminded him of [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|Fred Sanford]].<br />
* 31 August - Chris begs his [[Facebook]] friends to pay his mortgage of $115,000.<br />
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{{Timeline}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=August_2016&diff=206243August 20162017-05-08T05:13:11Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
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<div>[[File:Aug16cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in August]]<br />
'''August''' is the eighth month of [[2016]].<br />
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==Events==<br />
* 1 August - Chris provides a [[Facebook]] link to the trailer for [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Project Sonic]].<br />
* 5 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that he's being doing a lot of housecleaning. He also requests money for more [[Chris and health#Tomgirl|Oestrogel]].<br />
* 6 August - Chris celebrates the closing of PayPal's [[Kiwi Farms]] account, and wonders if he can get compensation from PayPal for the [[trolling]] abuse he's suffered.<br />
* 8 August - Chris posts a photo of a [[Ruckersville]] dragon statue on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 8 August - Chris uploads a [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing "All of the Lights"|paid video]] in which he sings a song, poorly. <br />
* 8 August - Chris [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"#Chapter 2|films himself]] reading the second chapter of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]].<br />
* 9 August - It's discovered that [https://kiwifar.ms/threads/8-4-barb-sued-by-another-bank.23227/ Barb is being sued by another bank] and that Chris had to pay a [https://kiwifar.ms/threads/8-2-chris-fined-for-lack-of-dog-paperwork.23228/ hefty set of fines] for failing to acquire licenses for his dogs.<br />
* 9 August - Chris relists his [[Pokemon|Birthday Pikachu card]] on [[eBay]] for a [[Chris_and_negotiation#His_sales_on_eBay_and_Craigslist|ridiculous $500]].<br />
* 9 August - On [[Facebook]], Chris complains about [[stress]] and his [[Biological clock|erratic sleep schedule]].<br />
* 9 August - Chris remembers an [[I Love Lucy]] episode on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 9 August - Chris tells his [[Facebook]] friends that he liked an episode of the [[YouTube]] series "Dolan Life Mysteries."<br />
* 10 August - Chris buys [https://kiwifar.ms/threads/8-10-chris-bought-female-hormone-vitamins.23257/ female hormone vitamins], typically used for relieving menopause symptoms, from eBay.<br />
* 10 August - Chris defends [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] on [[Facebook]], but claims that while he's had sexual [[dreams]] about his [[Barb|mother]], he has never acted on them.<br />
* 11 August - In a [[Facebook]] post, Chris demands that his half brother [[Cole]] apologize to him and his [[Barb|mother]] and give them money.<br />
* 12 August - Chris reiterates on Facebook that he does not like socializing online.<br />
* 13 August - Chris posts a photo of his [[Chandler Cats|cat]] Lucy on Facebook.<br />
* 13 August - Chris announces on Facebook that he's too tired to fulfill [[Lulu|Lulu.com]] orders, and claims to have ADD.<br />
* 13 August - Chris posts a [[Facebook]] comment referring to God as [[Chris and religion|"Goddess' Emmanuelle."]]<br />
* 13 August - Chris makes a short [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#To Shelly|paid video]] giving a shout-out to fan Shelly.<br />
* 15 August - Chris rants against [[Facebook]] and online socializing.<br />
* 17 August - On Facebook, Chris expresses confusion about the slang term [[Virgin with rage|V-card]].<br />
* 18 August - Chris posts another photo of [[Chandler Cats|cat]] Lucy on Facebook.<br />
* 18 August - Chris gives a negative review of [[Burger King]]'s Whopperito, saying that it gave him [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|diarrhea]].<br />
* 18 August - Chris produces another short [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, McKenna|paid video]] for fan McKenna's birthday.<br />
* 20 August - Chris shares the news on Facebook that he has entered a [[LEGO]] [[contest]].<br />
* 20 August - Chris comments on a marketing video for [[Pokemon]]'s Team Rocket.<br />
* 21 August - Chris reminds everyone on [[Facebook]] that he is a [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|"Lesbian TransWoman."]] <br />
* 23 August - Chris leaves a Facebook comment about transitioning issues and "soul."<br />
* 23 August - In [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing an ol' diddy|Singing an ol' diddy]], Chris sings his greatest hit, "[[So Need A Cute Girl]]," by paid request. He changes some of the lyrics.<br />
* 23 August - Chris reads two more chapters of [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]] in a [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"#Chapter 3 and 4|video]]. After this he loses interest.<br />
* 24 August - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he will be attending [[OmegaCon]] and hopes to see them there.<br />
* 24 August - Chris makes a [[I'd like someone with a 3D Printer, Locally, please|video request]] for a 3D printer.<br />
* 25 August - Chris begins his weekend at [[OmegaCon]]. He posts a photo on [[Facebook]] of himself at the convention.<br />
* 26 August - Chris uploads uncolored drawings of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] offering life advice.<br />
* 26 August - Chris discusses [[Pokemon]] possibilities at [[OmegaCon]] with other attendees on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 26 August - Chris comments about a comic called "Rabbichoso" on Facebook.<br />
* 27 August - Chris discusses bringing his monitor to [[OmegaCon]] with other participants on Facebook.<br />
* 28 August - Chris tells Facebook that he is currently playing vidya at [[OmegaCon]], with photographic evidence.<br />
* 30 August - Chris makes a [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song|paid birthday greeting]] for a fan named Ty.<br />
* 30 August - Chris posts a photo of a furry at [[OmegaCon]] dressed as a red fox, saying that it reminded him of [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|Fred Sanford]].<br />
* 31 August - Chris begs his [[Facebook]] friends to pay his mortgage of $115,000.<br />
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{{Timeline}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=July_2016&diff=206242July 20162017-05-08T04:04:09Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
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<div>[[File:Christine license.jpg|thumb|Christine's license and "woman card."]]<br />
'''July''' was the seventh month of [[2016]].<br />
<br />
Chris spent most of this month obsessed with [[Chris and money|money]] issues. He tried various hustles, even encouraging his [[Barb|mother]] to make a [[Donations Further Requested, Please|video request]] on [[YouTube]]. In the second half of the month, to the consternation of his fans, he drunkenly sliced open his taint and claimed the wound was a [[Un-clit 2.0|labia]] he had created through the magic of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]. Alas, this proved not to be the case, and he remained trapped in his accursed male body into August.<br />
<br />
==Events==<br />
* 1 July - Chris pays his [[26 December 2014|court costs]] of $541, presumably with his [[tugboat]], which arrives at the start of each month.<br />
* 8 July - Chris uploads to [[YouTube]] his video [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]], in which he reads another part of a story and asks for donations.<br />
* 9 July - Chris uploads a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] in which he complains about having to take care of [[Barb]], his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]], and his [[Chandler Cats|cats]].<br />
* 10 July - On [[Facebook]], Chris asks for $20 or $50, whatever you can spare, really.<br />
* 10 July - Chris posts three short videos in which he begs for cash and mugs for the camera: [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#HELP, PLEASE!|HELP, PLEASE!!!]], [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Comic relief for money right now|Comic relief for money right now]], and [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#By random request; I still need money, please|By random request; I still need money, please]].<br />
* 11 July - Chris releases another short [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Thank you.|video]] thanking his fans for the $20 he's received and, of course, asking for more.<br />
* 12 July - Chris makes a short complaint on [[Facebook]] about how Knuckles is portrayed on [[Sonic Boom]].<br />
* 12 July - Chris leaves a review of Season 1 of Sonic Boom on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 13 July - Chris ropes [[Barb]] into performing [[Donations Further Requested, Please|a begging video]].<br />
* 13 July - Chris leaves two comments on [[Facebook]] saying that he is [[stress|stressed]], dizzy, and anxious.<br />
* 13 July - Chris takes an online personality test which reveals that he is [[Chris and Anger|kind]]. He claims it makes him sexy.<br />
* 13 July - Chris posts his [[Miiverse|Miitomo]] Friend code on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 13 July - Chris lists on [[eBay]] a promotional [[Pokemon]] card he won in a [[contest]] in [[2000]].<br />
* 14 July - Chris puts two more old [[Pokemon]] cards up for sale on [[eBay]] for $100 each.<br />
* 15 July - Chris lashes out on [[Facebook]] against those too cheap to give him free money. He adds that he is not on drugs.<br />
* 17 July - On [[Facebook]], Chris flatly states that he will not be responding to rumors about his personal life.<br />
* 18 July - Chris posts a [[Update 20160718|video shout-out]] for two fans. It marks the first appearance of the [[Captain's Log]] opening since [[2010]].<br />
* 20 July - Chris is spotted at a gas station trying to pay for seven dollars worth of [[Chris and health|junk food]] [[Chris and money|with only five dollars]]. A field agent behind him gives him two ones to pay for the rest but Chris snatches it and marches right out of the store [[Honor roll|without paying]] the remainder.<br />
* 20 July - Chris posts a [[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|paid video request]] in which he reads sarcastic comments that go over his head.<br />
* 20 July - Chris uploads a [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|video]] of himself reading copypasta.<br />
* 21 July - Chris posts another [[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|paid video]] in which he wishes happy birthday to fan Nathan.<br />
* 21 July - Fulfilling another request for a paid video, Chris posts [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare|Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare]] featuring another famous copypasta.<br />
* 22 July - In a [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|video]], Chris sings The Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" in exchange for money.<br />
* 22 July - Chris posts [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies"]], a paid video request in which he shimmies around and grabs his [[Manboobs|tits]].<br />
* 22 July - Chris uploads another [[Paid Video Requests#For Elisabeth|paid video]] in which he sings a song for fan Elisabeth.<br />
* 22 July - Chris posts a [[Paid Video Requests#To Stephen.|paid video]] involving special messages for one Stephen.<br />
* 23 July - Chris angrily claims on [[Facebook]] that he does not wear [[Butt garments|diapers]], claiming that the accidental crotch shot in a [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|recent video]] revealed only panties and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pantyliner]].<br />
* 23 July - Chris is temporarily [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[Facebook]] for uploading an [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|offensive video]]. Of course, he blames the individual who paid Chris to post it.<br />
* 24 July - Chris [[Un-clit 2.0|cuts open his groin]] and thinks it means the [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|hypnosis videos]] he's been watching have worked and that he's grown a "labia." He proudly announces the news on [[Facebook]] and encourages people to view the [[Un-clit 2.0#Photos of the wound|photos]] on Imgur.<br />
* 24 July - Chris claims that he's had his [[Un-clit 2.0|"labia"]] examined and it is not infected.<br />
* 24 July - On Facebook, Chris posts photos of his new driver's license and a "Woman Card" from Hillary Clinton's campaign. He hates on [[Pmurt|Trump]].<br />
* 24 July - In a [[Facebook]] post he would quickly remove, Chris [[lies]] that the [[Un-clit 2.0]] photos were fakes.<br />
* 26 July - Chris uploads a [[Paid Video Request Reminder]] announcing that his [[YouTube]] ban has been lifted, and that fans can request more paid videos.<br />
* 27 July - Chris shares clickbait articles on [[Obesity|body shaming]] and [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|transgender]] issues.<br />
* 28 July - Chris tells his [[Facebook]] followers that he likes [[Wikipedia:Steven Universe|Steven Universe]].<br />
* 28 July - Chris uploads [[Paid Video Requests#Machine Romans|Machine Romans]], a paid video featuring himself reading a strange message.<br />
* 29 July - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that "household projects" will require him to postpone efforts to fulfill paid video requests.<br />
* 30 July - Chris uploads [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|a video]] in which he reads ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]''.<br />
* 30 July - Chris makes further complaints about [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]] on [[Facebook]].<br />
{{Timeline}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=July_2016&diff=206241July 20162017-05-08T04:02:04Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
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<div>[[File:Christine license.jpg|thumb|Christine's license and "woman card."]]<br />
'''July''' was the seventh month of [[2016]].<br />
<br />
Chris spent most of this month obsessed with [[Chris and money|money]] issues. He tried various hustles, even encouraging his [[Barb|mother]] to make a [[Donations Further Requested, Please|video request]] on [[YouTube]]. In the second half of the month, to the consternation of his fans, he drunkenly sliced open his taint and claimed the wound was a [[Unclit 2.0|labia]] he had created through the magic of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]. Alas, this proved not to be the case, and he remained trapped in his accursed male body into August.<br />
<br />
==Events==<br />
* 1 July - Chris pays his [[26 December 2014|court costs]] of $541, presumably with his [[tugboat]], which arrives at the start of each month.<br />
* 8 July - Chris uploads to [[YouTube]] his video [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]], in which he reads another part of a story and asks for donations.<br />
* 9 July - Chris uploads a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] in which he complains about having to take care of [[Barb]], his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]], and his [[Chandler Cats|cats]].<br />
* 10 July - On [[Facebook]], Chris asks for $20 or $50, whatever you can spare, really.<br />
* 10 July - Chris posts three short videos in which he begs for cash and mugs for the camera: [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#HELP, PLEASE!|HELP, PLEASE!!!]], [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Comic relief for money right now|Comic relief for money right now]], and [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#By random request; I still need money, please|By random request; I still need money, please]].<br />
* 11 July - Chris releases another short [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Thank you.|video]] thanking his fans for the $20 he's received and, of course, asking for more.<br />
* 12 July - Chris makes a short complaint on [[Facebook]] about how Knuckles is portrayed on [[Sonic Boom]].<br />
* 12 July - Chris leaves a review of Season 1 of Sonic Boom on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 13 July - Chris ropes [[Barb]] into performing [[Donations Further Requested, Please|a begging video]].<br />
* 13 July - Chris leaves two comments on [[Facebook]] saying that he is [[stress|stressed]], dizzy, and anxious.<br />
* 13 July - Chris takes an online personality test which reveals that he is [[Chris and Anger|kind]]. He claims it makes him sexy.<br />
* 13 July - Chris posts his [[Miiverse|Miitomo]] Friend code on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 13 July - Chris lists on [[eBay]] a promotional [[Pokemon]] card he won in a [[contest]] in [[2000]].<br />
* 14 July - Chris puts two more old [[Pokemon]] cards up for sale on [[eBay]] for $100 each.<br />
* 15 July - Chris lashes out on [[Facebook]] against those too cheap to give him free money. He adds that he is not on drugs.<br />
* 17 July - On [[Facebook]], Chris flatly states that he will not be responding to rumors about his personal life.<br />
* 18 July - Chris posts a [[Update 20160718|video shout-out]] for two fans. It marks the first appearance of the [[Captain's Log]] opening since [[2010]].<br />
* 20 July - Chris is spotted at a gas station trying to pay for seven dollars worth of [[Chris and health|junk food]] [[Chris and money|with only five dollars]]. A field agent behind him gives him two ones to pay for the rest but Chris snatches it and marches right out of the store [[Honor roll|without paying]] the remainder.<br />
* 20 July - Chris posts a [[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|paid video request]] in which he reads sarcastic comments that go over his head.<br />
* 20 July - Chris uploads a [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|video]] of himself reading copypasta.<br />
* 21 July - Chris posts another [[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|paid video]] in which he wishes happy birthday to fan Nathan.<br />
* 21 July - Fulfilling another request for a paid video, Chris posts [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare|Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare]] featuring another famous copypasta.<br />
* 22 July - In a [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|video]], Chris sings The Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" in exchange for money.<br />
* 22 July - Chris posts [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies"]], a paid video request in which he shimmies around and grabs his [[Manboobs|tits]].<br />
* 22 July - Chris uploads another [[Paid Video Requests#For Elisabeth|paid video]] in which he sings a song for fan Elisabeth.<br />
* 22 July - Chris posts a [[Paid Video Requests#To Stephen.|paid video]] involving special messages for one Stephen.<br />
* 23 July - Chris angrily claims on [[Facebook]] that he does not wear [[Butt garments|diapers]], claiming that the accidental crotch shot in a [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|recent video]] revealed only panties and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pantyliner]].<br />
* 23 July - Chris is temporarily [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[Facebook]] for uploading an [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|offensive video]]. Of course, he blames the individual who paid Chris to post it.<br />
* 24 July - Chris [[Un-clit 2.0|cuts open his groin]] and thinks it means the [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|hypnosis videos]] he's been watching have worked and that he's grown a "labia." He proudly announces the news on [[Facebook]] and encourages people to view the [[Un-clit 2.0#Photos of the wound|photos]] on Imgur.<br />
* 24 July - Chris claims that he's had his [[Un-clit 2.0|"labia"]] examined and it is not infected.<br />
* 24 July - On Facebook, Chris posts photos of his new driver's license and a "Woman Card" from Hillary Clinton's campaign. He hates on [[Pmurt|Trump]].<br />
* 24 July - In a [[Facebook]] post he would quickly remove, Chris [[lies]] that the [[Un-clit 2.0]] photos were fakes.<br />
* 26 July - Chris uploads a [[Paid Video Request Reminder]] announcing that his [[YouTube]] ban has been lifted, and that fans can request more paid videos.<br />
* 27 July - Chris shares clickbait articles on [[Obesity|body shaming]] and [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|transgender]] issues.<br />
* 28 July - Chris tells his [[Facebook]] followers that he likes [[Wikipedia:Steven Universe|Steven Universe]].<br />
* 28 July - Chris uploads [[Paid Video Requests#Machine Romans|Machine Romans]], a paid video featuring himself reading a strange message.<br />
* 29 July - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that "household projects" will require him to postpone efforts to fulfill paid video requests.<br />
* 30 July - Chris uploads [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|a video]] in which he reads ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]''.<br />
* 30 July - Chris makes further complaints about [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]] on [[Facebook]].<br />
{{Timeline}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=July_2016&diff=206240July 20162017-05-08T03:54:52Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Christine license.jpg|thumb|Christine's license and "woman card."]]<br />
'''July''' was the seventh month of [[2016]].<br />
<br />
==Events==<br />
* 1 July - Chris paid his [[26 December 2014|court costs]] of $541, presumably with his [[tugboat]], which arrives at the start of each month.<br />
* 8 July - Chris uploads to [[YouTube]] his video [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]], in which he reads another part of a story and asks for donations.<br />
* 9 July - Chris uploads a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] in which he complains about having to take care of [[Barb]], his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]], and his [[Chandler Cats|cats]].<br />
* 10 July - On [[Facebook]], Chris asks for $20 or $50, whatever you can spare, really.<br />
* 10 July - Chris posts three short videos in which he begs for cash and mugs for the camera: [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#HELP, PLEASE!|HELP, PLEASE!!!]], [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Comic relief for money right now|Comic relief for money right now]], and [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#By random request; I still need money, please|By random request; I still need money, please]].<br />
* 11 July - Chris releases another short [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Thank you.|video]] thanking his fans for the $20 he's received and, of course, asking for more.<br />
* 12 July - Chris makes a short complaint on [[Facebook]] about how Knuckles is portrayed on [[Sonic Boom]].<br />
* 12 July - Chris leaves a review of Season 1 of Sonic Boom on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 13 July - Chris ropes [[Barb]] into performing [[Donations Further Requested, Please|a begging video]].<br />
* 13 July - Chris leaves two comments on [[Facebook]] saying that he is [[stress|stressed]], dizzy, and anxious.<br />
* 13 July - Chris takes an online personality test which reveals that he is [[Chris and Anger|kind]]. He claims it makes him sexy.<br />
* 13 July - Chris posts his [[Miiverse|Miitomo]] Friend code on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 13 July - Chris lists on [[eBay]] a promotional [[Pokemon]] card he won in a [[contest]] in [[2000]].<br />
* 14 July - Chris puts two more old [[Pokemon]] cards up for sale on [[eBay]] for $100 each.<br />
* 15 July - Chris lashes out on [[Facebook]] against those too cheap to give him free money. He adds that he is not on drugs.<br />
* 17 July - On [[Facebook]], Chris flatly states that he will not be responding to rumors about his personal life.<br />
* 18 July - Chris posts a [[Update 20160718|video shout-out]] for two fans. It marks the first appearance of the [[Captain's Log]] opening since [[2010]].<br />
* 20 July - Chris is spotted at a gas station trying to pay for seven dollars worth of [[Chris and health|junk food]] [[Chris and money|with only five dollars]]. A field agent behind him gives him two ones to pay for the rest but Chris snatches it and marches right out of the store [[Honor roll|without paying]] the remainder.<br />
* 20 July - Chris posts a [[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|paid video request]] in which he reads sarcastic comments that go over his head.<br />
* 20 July - Chris uploads a [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|video]] of himself reading copypasta.<br />
* 21 July - Chris posts another [[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|paid video]] in which he wishes happy birthday to fan Nathan.<br />
* 21 July - Fulfilling another request for a paid video, Chris posts [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare|Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare]] featuring another famous copypasta.<br />
* 22 July - In a [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|video]], Chris sings The Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" in exchange for money.<br />
* 22 July - Chris posts [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies"]], a paid video request in which he shimmies around and grabs his [[Manboobs|tits]].<br />
* 22 July - Chris uploads another [[Paid Video Requests#For Elisabeth|paid video]] in which he sings a song for fan Elisabeth.<br />
* 22 July - Chris posts a [[Paid Video Requests#To Stephen.|paid video]] involving special messages for one Stephen.<br />
* 23 July - Chris angrily claims on [[Facebook]] that he does not wear [[Butt garments|diapers]], claiming that the accidental crotch shot in a [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|recent video]] revealed only panties and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pantyliner]].<br />
* 23 July - Chris is temporarily [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[Facebook]] for uploading an [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|offensive video]]. Of course, he blames the individual who paid Chris to post it.<br />
* 24 July - Chris [[Un-clit 2.0|cuts open his groin]] and thinks it means the [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|hypnosis videos]] he's been watching have worked and that he's grown a "labia." He proudly announces the news on [[Facebook]] and encourages people to view the [[Un-clit 2.0#Photos of the wound|photos]] on Imgur.<br />
* 24 July - Chris claims that he's had his [[Un-clit 2.0|"labia"]] examined and it is not infected.<br />
* 24 July - On Facebook, Chris posts photos of his new driver's license and a "Woman Card" from Hillary Clinton's campaign. He hates on [[Pmurt|Trump]].<br />
* 24 July - In a [[Facebook]] post he would quickly remove, Chris [[lies]] that the [[Un-clit 2.0]] photos were fakes.<br />
* 26 July - Chris uploads a [[Paid Video Request Reminder]] announcing that his [[YouTube]] ban has been lifted, and that fans can request more paid videos.<br />
* 27 July - Chris shares clickbait articles on [[Obesity|body shaming]] and [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|transgender]] issues.<br />
* 28 July - Chris tells his [[Facebook]] followers that he likes [[Wikipedia:Steven Universe|Steven Universe]].<br />
* 28 July - Chris uploads [[Paid Video Requests#Machine Romans|Machine Romans]], a paid video featuring himself reading a strange message.<br />
* 29 July - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that "household projects" will require him to postpone efforts to fulfill paid video requests.<br />
* 30 July - Chris uploads [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|a video]] in which he reads ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]''.<br />
* 30 July - Chris makes further complaints about [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]] on [[Facebook]].<br />
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<div>[[File:Cwcjun16.jpg|thumb|Chris in June]]<br />
'''June 2016''' began with Chris’s sex-off competition with [[Johan]] coming to a close, with Johan emerging as the victor. Chris was banned from selling on [[Etsy]], due to his failure to send orders. He made a video [[Lie|lying]] that the account was "on vacation." He ramped up his e-begging campaign, claiming that [[Lie|the money would be used for necessities, such as medication and bills]]. He also decided to revive his career as an [[Carlos Chantor|escort]], offering to fuck [[Hypocrisy|non-transgender]] women for extremely high prices, giving his hooker name as "Stephanie Bustcakes." Chris resurrected his search to find a caretaker for [[Barb]], once again harassing [[Cole Smithey]] on [[Twitter]] and [[Facebook]] in the belief that [[Autism|insulting someone would make that person want to help you]].<br />
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==Events==<br />
* 4 June - Chris uploads [[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*|two]] [[Happy Cat *kisses*|videos]] of himself with his [[cat]] Pollo.<br />
* 5 June - Chris deletes his poll pitting himself against [[Johan]] the Bully due to Johan winning.<br />
* 7 June - Chris tells [[Facebook]] he has been in "meditative state" lately.<br />
* 11 June - Chris records [[Happy Birthday, Jonathan|a video]] congratulating fan Jonathan for his birthday.<br />
* 11 June - Chris makes a [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|video]] claiming that his [[Etsy]] shop is on vacation, even though it had actually been banned. He says he will move to [[Chris and money|Zazzle]].<br />
* 12 June - Chris reminds his [[Facebook]] fans that they can make donations through the support button on his account.<br />
* 13 June - On [[Facebook]], Chris rambles about [[Transformers]] and his [[Chris and money|financial troubles]].<br />
* 14 June - Chris makes [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help|two]] [Donations Requested, Please[videos]] pleading for donations to pay for [[Barbara]]'s asthma meds. Barb herself appears in both, and does not look at all well.<br />
* 17 June - Chris makes a 20-minute [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|video]] in which he reads the first chapter of a story. Yet again, he begs for money. <br />
* 19 June - Chris posts another dull story-reading [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|video]]. He begs for donations in a room literally filled with toys he could sell.<br />
* 19 June - On [[Facebook]], Chris remembers his late father [[Bob]] on Father's Day.<br />
* 22 June - Chris emerges in a leaked [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|video]] as "Stephanie Bustcakes," [[Carlos Chantor|prostituting]] himself. He won't do anal.<br />
* 26 June - Chris makes a random [[Facebook]] comment about [[Chris and fashion|hosiery and stockings]].<br />
* 26 June - Chris makes an angry [[Facebook]] diatribe against his half brother [[Cole]] for not providing financial help to him and his [[Barb|mother]]. He includes a drawing of Cole literally burning money.<br />
* 29 June - Chris posts a [[Announcement 06292016#Announcement 06292016|video]] [[Chris and Remorse|apologizing]] to all [[JERKS|males]] while reading off a script.<br />
* 29 June - Chris makes an important [[Announcement 06292016#Announcement 06292016-2|video announcement]] that his [[autism]] has been cured thanks to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]].<br />
* 29 June - In the third [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|video]] of the day, Chris reads yet another chapter from some godawful story because he thinks it will encourage people to give him money.<br />
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<div>[[File:Cwcmay16.PNG|thumb|Chris displays his lovemaking skills.]]<br />
'''May 2016''' started out rather uneventfully, although it did see Chris getting a new [[Wikipedia:Dakimakura|body pillow]] as a substitute for a [[sweetheart]]. Things picked up towards the end, however, when Chris revealed that he was competing with a [[Johan|former gay porn star]] for the privilege of impregnating a lesbian couple. The two competitors released [[IMG 3207|sex tapes]] for viewers to vote on, echoing the [[Liquid Chris]] saga.<br />
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==Events==<br />
* 7 May - Chris's [[Etsy]] shop closes temporarily.<br />
* 10 May - Chris buys a [[Wikipedia:Dakimakura|dakimakura]] (anime love pillow).<br />
* 14 May - Chris [[Proposition_to_Sega|announces plans]] for [[SEGA|Sega]] to claim partial ownership of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] [[Chris and Copyright|brand]].<br />
* 15 May - Chris files a petition to change his name from Christian to Chris''tine''.<br />
* 15 May - Chris posts on [[Facebook]] about eating [[McDonald's]] pancakes.<br />
* 16 May - Chris reiterates his support for [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|transgender]] bathrooms on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 18 May - Chris offers parenting suggestions on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 23 May - Chris makes a short [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|video]] in which he begs for donations again and introduces his new [[waifu]] Naru.<br />
* 23 May - Chris uploads a [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|stream]] of himself playing ''Uncharted'' with Naru at his side.<br />
* 25 May - The donations request on his [[Etsy]] account is removed. He adds a support button to his [[YouTube]] account.<br />
* 26 May - Chris posts another [[UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...|livestream video]] in which he completes an ''Uncharted'' level.<br />
* 26 May - Chris repeats his request that people give him money through [[YouTube]].<br />
* 28 May - Over a loud techno beat, Chris relates in a [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan|video]] how he is being bullied by a troll named Johan.<br />
* 31 May - Chris uploads [[IMG 3207|a video]] of him humping a sex doll. He has clearly not learned anything from the [[For Julie's Eyes Only|first time]] he tried this.<br />
* 31 May - In a short [[CWC vs Johan vote link|video]], Chris asks viewers to vote for his doll-humping video and not Johan's.<br />
{{Timeline}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=March_2016&diff=206232March 20162017-05-07T05:32:15Z<p>Asperhes: /* Events of March 2016 */</p>
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<div>[[File:Cwcmar16.PNG|thumb|Chris in March]]<br />
'''March''' is the third month of '''[[2016]]'''.<br />
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In this month Chris bought a PS4, claiming to have received it from a fan. He started making his [[videos]] with it. Meanwhile, [[Barb]] went to court and had to pay nearly $5000.<br />
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[[Image:20160305081202.jpg|thumb|♪ Chris is back, all right! ♫]]<br />
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==Events of March 2016==<br />
* 3 March - Arthur Spatchcock, aka CatKnight, conducts his fourth of five [[CatKnight Interview 4|interviews]] with Chris.<br />
* 5 March - It is revealed that Chris received a [[PS4]] for his birthday.<br />
* 6 March - On [[Facebook]], Chris thanks "Miss Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington" for buying him a PS4 as a [[birthday]] gift.<br />
* 6 March - Chris test-drives his new PS4 in a [[Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast|video]].<br />
* 6 March - Chris posts a [[Happy Birthday Tom|video birthday greeting]] for some guy named Tom.<br />
* 8 March - Chris wishes all of us a happy [[Women's Rights|International Women's Day]] in a new [[Happy Women's Day|video]]. He expects us to be aroused by his body.<br />
* 10 March - [[Kim Wilson]] calls Chris out on [[Facebook]] for [[List of Chris's Lies|lying]] about how he got his new PS4.<br />
* 11 March - On [[Facebook]], Chris makes a familiar demand that people get away from their computers and socialize offline.<br />
* 12 March - [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] convinces Chris to do a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Let's Play|Let's Play]]. It is very boring.<br />
* 14 March - It's revealed that a Virginian Discover Bank has filed a lawsuit against [[Barb]] for failing to [[Money|pay debts]].<br />
* 16 March - [[Barb]] attends a hearing to discuss her failure to pay her debts. She pays Discover Bank $4,706.98 {{Cite}}.<br />
* 17 March - [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|St. Patrick's Day]].<br />
* 20 March - Chris does a three-part [[CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary|live commentary]] on his [[Autism Tutorial]].<br />
* 22 March - Chris announces on Facebook that his new Autism Tutorial commentary is available on his [[YouTube]] channel.<br />
* 23 March - Chris does a totally awesome job at [[CWC`s Destiny Start|playing Destiny]].<br />
* 24 March - Chris releases a [[I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream|video]] apologizing for the silence during [[CWC`s Destiny Start]].<br />
* 27 March - Chris livestreams the [[Nerdy Q&A]].<br />
* 28 March - Arthur Spatchcock conducts his fifth and last [[CatKnight Interview 5|interview]] with Chris.<br />
* 31 March - Chris posts an image of his [[Miiverse|Mii]] on [[Facebook]].<br />
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<div>[[File:Cwcap16.PNG|thumb|250px|Chris in April 2016.]]<br />
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April was the fourth month of 2016. Chris starts to beg for money online.<br />
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==Events==<br />
* 5 April - Chris uploads [[List of videos|video]] [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]] in which he brags about his expanding [[manboobs|breast]] size. <br />
* 5 April - Wearing a filthy mumu, Chris wishes fan Martin a [[Happy Birthday, Martin.|happy birthday]].<br />
* 11 April - Chris's [[26 December 2014|probation]] expires.<br />
* 11 April - Through a meme, Chris complains on [[Facebook]] about the [[trolls]] and begs for money. He links to his [[Etsy]] shop.<br />
* 12 April - Chris uploads [[Please,_Donate|a video]] in which he asks for donations, offering a variety of gifts as encouragement.<br />
* 16 April - Chris [[Announcement_04/16/2016|announces]] the formation of ''[[Sonichu Entertainment of America]]'', a new "company" he hopes will help him sell merchandise and get [[china]].<br />
* 24 April - Chris livestreams a short, direct [[Donation Request|beg for donations]].<br />
* 28 April - Chris tells the [[Facebook]] community that he is excited about the new ''Rachet & Clank'' movie. <br />
* 29 April - Chris watches ''Ratchet & Clank'' and posts a positive review.<br />
* 29 April - The official [[Chris_in_the_media#Sega_Acknowledges_Sonichu_Again|Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter]] once again acknowledges Sonichu in [https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416 a post] making fun of Sonic OC's.<br />
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<div>[[File:Cwcmar16.PNG|thumb|Chris in March]]<br />
'''March''' is the third month of '''[[2016]]'''.<br />
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In this month Chris bought a PS4, claiming to have received it from a fan. He started making his [[videos]] with it. Meanwhile, [[Barb]] went to court and had to pay nearly $5000.<br />
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[[Image:20160305081202.jpg|thumb|♪ Chris is back, all right! ♫]]<br />
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==Events of March 2016==<br />
* 3 March - Arthur Spatchcock, aka CatKnight, conducts his fourth of five [[CatKnight Interview 4|interviews]] with Chris.<br />
* 5 March - It is revealed that Chris received a [[PS4]] for his birthday.<br />
* 6 March - On [[Facebook]], Chris thanks "Miss Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington" for buying him a PS4 as a [[birthday]] gift.<br />
* 6 March - Chris test-drives his new PS4 in a [[Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast|video]].<br />
* 6 March - Chris posts a [[Happy Birthday Tom|video birthday greeting]] for some guy named Tom.<br />
* 8 March - Chris wishes all of us a happy [[Women's Rights|International Women's Day]] in a new [[Happy Women's Day|video]]. He expects us to be aroused by his body.<br />
* 10 March - [[Kim Wilson]] calls Chris out on [[Facebook]] for [[List of Chris's Lies|lying]] about how he got his new PS4.<br />
* 11 March - On [[Facebook]], Chris makes a familiar demand that people get away from their computers and socialize offline.<br />
* 12 March - [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] convinces Chris to do a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Let's Play|Let's Play]]. It is very boring.<br />
* 14 March - It's revealed that a Virginian Discover Bank has filed a lawsuit against [[Barb]] for failing to [[Money|pay debts]].<br />
* 16 March - [[Barb]] attends a hearing to discuss her failure to pay her debts. She pays Discover Bank $4,706.98 {{Cite}}.<br />
* 17 March - [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|St. Patrick's Day]].<br />
* 20 March - Chris does a three-part [[CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary|live commentary]] on his [[Autism Tutorial]].<br />
* 22 March - Chris announces on Facebook that his new Autism Tutorial commentary is available on his [[YouTube]] channel.<br />
* 23 March - Chris does a totally awesome job at [[CWC`s Destiny Start|playing Destiny]].<br />
* 24 March - Chris releases a [[I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream|video]] apologizing for the silence during [[CWC`s Destiny Start]].<br />
* 27 March - Chris livestreams the [[Nerdy Q&A]].<br />
* 31 March - Chris posts an image of his [[Miiverse|Mii]] on [[Facebook]].<br />
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<div>[[File:CWC34.png|thumb|Chris on '''25 February'''.]]<br />
'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2016]]'''. What's particularly notable this month is that Chris actually apologizes for offending people with [[Aspergers]].<br />
==Events of February 2016==<br />
* 1 February - Chris ends his embargo of [[GameStop]], [[Best Buy]], and Simon Malls, after realizing his actions haven't had any social or economic impact.<br />
* 1 February - The famed [[Yep, I'm on TV :)]] disc will be listed on [[Etsy]], and will remain there for the entire month. <br />
* 1 February - On [[Facebook]], Chris announces special Valentine's Day deals for his Etsy products. He offers to trade merchandise for a new PS4.<br />
* 2 February - The [[Kiwi Farms]] member CatKnight releases a third [[CatKnight Interview 3|interview]] with Chris.<br />
* 3 February - Chris provides links to the released CatKnight interviews on Facebook.<br />
* 9 February - Chris tells his [[Facebook]] audience that he feels dizzy.<br />
* 11 February - Chris uses Facebook to once again beg his fans to gift him a PS4.<br />
* 12 February - On Facebook, Chris defends his request for a PS4.<br />
* 12 February - Chris posts an [[Apologies_for_offending_people|apology video]] on [[YouTube]], asking forgiveness for past offenses against males and individuals with Asperger's. He yet again demands a PS4 for his [[birthday]].<br />
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. Nothing happens.<br />
* 15 February - Chris announces that [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu Book 4]] is now available for sale.<br />
* 15 February - Chris makes excuses on [[Facebook]] for not delivering on his promise to write [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] pages after having received $1,000 for that purpose.<br />
* 16 February - In a [[Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia|video]], Chris congratulates a fan for coming out.<br />
* 17 February - Chris releases an [[Update 02/16/2016|update video]] in which he again asks for a PS4, pimps his [[Amiibo]], and praises [[Women's rights|Hillary Clinton]].<br />
* 19 February - Discover Bank files a lawsuit against [[Barb]] for failing to pay her debts.<br />
* 20 February - Chris complains on [[Facebook]] that a focus on online media is causing people to lose social skills.<br />
* 22 February - Chris comments that he [[Chris and brand loyalty|enjoyed the new PSP advertisements]]. <br />
* 23 February - Chris complains about his health and "life problems" on Facebook.<br />
* 24 February - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 34]]. He celebrates by watching an [[Adult Swim|Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] video.<br />
* 25 February - Chris uploads [[Update: 2/25/16|a video]] whining about how nobody bought him a PS4.<br />
* 26 February - Chris makes a new, even more confusing offer to persuade someone to send him a PS4.<br />
* 27 February - A [[Chris's Specimen Sample|video]] of Chris showing off his frozen [[navy]] is leaked to the [[Kiwi Farms]].<br />
* 28 February - Chris provides a Facebook link to his video of the 25th.<br />
* 28 February - In a [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.|video]], Chris again complains about [[Jeff/Francine]], calling his unauthorized merchandise "low-brow" and "offensive."<br />
* 29 February - On [[Facebook]], Chris rails against those who have complained about his efforts to get a PS4.<br />
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<div>[[File:0116.png|thumb|Chris in January]]<br />
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'''January''' is the first month of '''[[2016]]'''. With a [[26 December 2014|court case resolved]], Chris refocuses his attention on his [[Sweetheart Search]] and his [[Etsy]] hustle.<br />
==Events of January==<br />
* 1 January - Chris wishes everyone a Happy New Year in the form of [[random-access humor|"random access gibberish"]] on [[Facebook]] and continues to complain about [[Chris and health|feeling dizzy and sick]].<br />
* 6 January - Chris uploads [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement|a new video]] onto [[YouTube]] in which he advertises a "lesbian sleepover."<br />
* 11 January - Chris announces in a [[Announcement and update 1/12/2016|new video]] that the Lesbian Sleepover Party has been privatized. A few users on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]] claim to be invitees.<br />
* 12 January - Chris uploads [[Update 01/12/2016|another video]] telling people to not go to Jeff/Francine's own "lesbian slumber party," complaining that the troll has yet to mail Chris' $100,000 check.<br />
* 13 January - The previous day's video is removed from [[YouTube]].<br />
* 17 January - Chris uploads [[Update 01/12/2016|another video]] regarding Jeff/Francine's "slumber party" in which he "retracts" the stance he made in the previous video. He sarcastically banters on about how Jeff/Francine's party is going to be "off the hook" and "radical."<br />
* 17 January - On Facebook, [[Amiibo]] of [[Autism]] are shown to all.<br />
* 21 January - Chris posts an heavily [[hypocrisy|hypocritical]] post on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 22 January - Chris posts a [[Update 01/12/2016|video]] advertising new products for sale on his [[Etsy]] shop.<br />
* 23 January - KiwiFarmer CatKnight conducts a two-part [[CatKnight Interview|interview]] with Chris.<br />
* 25 January - Chris makes a [[Update 1/25/2016|video]] saying he can't deliver his orders because of the snowstorm. He also recites a poem from a fan.<br />
* 26 January - CatKnight releases a second [[CatKnight Interview 2|interview]] with Chris.<br />
* 29 January - Chris rants in a [[Update_1/29/2016_-_There_is_NO_PewDiePie_or_Felix_here_whatsoever|video]] stating that he is receiving mail addressed to PewDiePie and tries to pressure people into buying from his [[Etsy]] shop.<br />
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==References==<br />
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<div>[[File:0116.png|thumb|Chris in January]]<br />
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'''January''' is the first month of '''[[2016]]'''. With the New Year in full flow, a [[26 December 2014|court case resolved]] and GameStop and Lulu stressing Chris out, along with his [[Health|unhealthy]] use of Oestrogel, this may very well be an interesting year.<br />
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==Events of January==<br />
* 1 January - Chris wishes everyone a Happy New Year in the form of [[random-access humor|"random access gibberish"]] on [[Facebook]] and continues to complain about [[Chris and health|feeling dizzy and sick]].<br />
* 6 January - Chris uploads [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement|a new video]] onto [[YouTube]] in which he advertises a "lesbian sleepover."<br />
* 11 January - Chris announces in a [[Announcement and update 1/12/2016|new video]] that the Lesbian Sleepover Party has been privatized. A few users on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]] claim to be invitees.<br />
* 12 January - Chris uploads [[Update 01/12/2016|another video]] telling people to not go to Jeff/Francine's own "lesbian slumber party," complaining that the troll has yet to mail Chris' $100,000 check.<br />
* 13 January - The previous day's video is removed from [[YouTube]].<br />
* 17 January - Chris uploads [[Update 01/12/2016|another video]] regarding Jeff/Francine's "slumber party" in which he "retracts" the stance he made in the previous video. He sarcastically banters on about how Jeff/Francine's party is going to be "off the hook" and "radical."<br />
* 17 January - On Facebook, [[Amiibo]] of [[Autism]] are shown to all.<br />
* 21 January - Chris posts an heavily [[hypocrisy|hypocritical]] post on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 22 January - Chris posts a [[Update 01/12/2016|video]] advertising new products for sale on his [[Etsy]] shop.<br />
* 23 January - KiwiFarmer CatKnight conducts a two-part [[CatKnight Interview|interview]] with Chris.<br />
* 25 January - Chris makes a [[Update 1/25/2016|video]] saying he can't deliver his orders because of the snowstorm. He also recites a poem from a fan.<br />
* 26 January - CatKnight releases a second [[CatKnight Interview 2|interview]] with Chris.<br />
* 29 January - Chris rants in a [[Update_1/29/2016_-_There_is_NO_PewDiePie_or_Felix_here_whatsoever|video]] stating that he is receiving mail addressed to PewDiePie and tries to pressure people into buying from his [[Etsy]] shop.<br />
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==References==<br />
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This page covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[December 2015]].<br />
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==Summary==<br />
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==Chris's Posts==<br />
===A Fun Visual===<br />
{{quotebox|1 December 2015<br />
[[File:Bedsheet cat.jpg|300px|left]]<br />
How about a fun laugh? Check out the fun visual I caught. What is it? I thought it was a stray white cat that wandered in.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|It's part of the bed sheet.<br />
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I'm also liking "Doctor Who" on Netflix. Jolly interesting show. :)}}<br />
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===Sonee and Rosey Amiibo===<br />
{{quotebox|1 December 2015<br />
Want to give 'em a hug? Might not be recommended. LOL. [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonee and Rosey]] Figures to be added soon to [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping]], and inexpensively; $20 apiece or both for $30. Part of the Third Wave set.<br />
[[File:Sonee&RoseeA.jpg|left|300px]]<br />
[[File:Sonee&RoseeB.jpg|right|300px]]}}<br />
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[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kenneth Englehardt]] suggested:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|You know what would be cool: You could make a set of little stuffed Sonee and Rosey figures and have a brandname like "Sonichu Huggies".}}<br />
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Chris replied:<br />
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{{quotebox|I like that. I will take that under advisement; probably hire a plush maker to help with that.}}<br />
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===A Polite Threat===<br />
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On 2 December, Chris posted on the "[[GameStop]]" Facebook wall. He included a link to a [[YouTube]] [[Embargo Update 12/2/2015|video]] in which he suggested that others do the same.<br />
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{{quotebox|2 December 2015<br />
Unban Me from my Four Local GameStop Stores, please, or you all lose business, as well as have continuing Bad Karma.}}<br />
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===Chris Be Trippin', Yo===<br />
{{quotebox|2 December 2015<br />
Just Really feeling off today; had [[biological clock|too much sleep]], feeling dizzy, blank and off-center. Oi! - feeling Off Beat.}}<br />
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He added:<br />
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{{quotebox| I feel like I might be, what you may call, tripping, even though I am not on any of your high-inducing [[Tobacky#Cannabis|drugs]] and whatnot. My head is here and there right now.}}<br />
{{quotebox|[[Stress]], I think.}}<br />
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===Remote and Wired Vibrating Eggs===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|4 December 2015<br />
[[File:VibratingBraA.jpg|400px|left]]<br />
[[File:VibratingBraB.jpg|400px|right]]<br />
I have personally undergone my own experiment with vibrators on the [[manboobs|breasts]], #vibratingbra. I bought two remote and wired vibrating eggs. For a whole week, I have placed the vibrators between the outer sides of my breasts and inside my [[muscle bra|bra]], and turned them on to stimulate the blood flow into my breasts about 15 minutes a day. After the week, my breasts do feel and appear to me a bit larger, and also More Firm. So I definitely would call this method of natural breast enlargement, coupled with some natural or Rx estrogens, quite plausible.<br />
<br />
And not only that, the vibrations upon my breasts does feel good.}}<br />
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===Here We Go Again===<br />
Chris linked to his [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|protest video]] of 29 November and wrote:<br />
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{{quotebox|4 December 2015<br />
Also, I Was able to get GameStop's attention on the problem at hand. I have posted my video onto the GameStop timeline. I have learned it Was successfully on their visitor page, but then was removed. That is a start, but due to their removing of it, as well as not contacting me, still, it would appear as me being ignored. This will not stand.<br />
<br />
I encourage you all to copy the link to my Embargo video, and Spam it to GameStop's Inbox, as well as repetitively onto their [[Facebook]] Timeline and [[Twitter]] Feed.<br />
<br />
We have to let them know that we, you all and I, will not take the injustice and be left ignored! If left unchecked and unresolved, GameStop will be getting away with being UNFAIR TO [[autism|AUTISTICS]], AND [[homos|LGBTQ]], PEOPLE!<br />
<br />
Stand Tall with me! Spam the Video with the tag line: "UNFAIR TO AUTISTICS, AND LGBTQ, PEOPLE!" onto GameStop's timeline, feed, inbox and boards.<br />
<br />
We shall Not Be Banned for our emotions and beliefs! This mess started with a peaceful protest, but that is overwith; now we have to make them accept our apologies and unban us all!<br />
<br />
<nowiki>#</nowiki>HRC<br />
<br />
<nowiki>#</nowiki>GameStop<br />
<br />
[[Best Buy|#BestBuy]]<br />
<br />
[[Charlottesville Fashion Square|#SIMON]]<br />
<br />
<nowiki>#</nowiki>LGBT<br />
<br />
<nowiki>#</nowiki>autism}}<br />
<br />
===New Book Offer===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|4 December 2015<br />
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Update Announcement!**<br />
<br />
I will be making price adjustments on the prices of my [[Sonichu (comic)|books]]. Firstly, they each will be reduced by $2.00 in price. For this, I will be ordering each book, or each order set of books, directly from my publisher and sending them directly to you, the loyal fans and consumers. And optionally, for one dollar, I will send one book sleeve and card back per book.<br />
<br />
Second, for the two dollar difference, I will have the book(s) sent to me and I will personally autograph and sleeve them.<br />
<br />
You see, when it came to the books, I have had to wait and make my orders to Lulu in the bulk, and the waiting gets tiring for me. And while I am very appreciative in the requests for my autograph on each book, the wait and the time on being able to ship from my home, is consuming on me at times.<br />
<br />
I pray this will work out well and reasonable for you all.<br />
<br />
Also, I will be setting up a three book bundle with one of each book included. No autograph will be included, as the orders will be shipped directly from my publisher. And I will personally send a set of three book sleeves and cards to you separately from Lulu; that will be included in that price.<br />
<br />
As for the four new [[Amiibo|figures]] I've completed the prototypes of: [[Sandy]], [[Zapina]], Sonee and Rosey; I will have those listings up shortly after I draw and design their respective package cards.<br />
<br />
Thank you all for your continuing patronage and support.<br />
<br />
Have a good and safe day.}}<br />
<br />
===Bleeding Unfair===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|7 December 2015<br />
[[File:Gamestop vs cwc.jpg|450px|left]]<br />
[[File:GameStop envelope.jpg|300px|right]]<br />
We have received a response from GameStop, and it is certainly not good news at all. But, we must Protest Further. Because, not only me, they have a habit of BANNING Multiple Customers. They Discriminate of ANYTHING Battletoads. They Destroy ALL of their unsold games, instead of Donating them to the Hospitals, Children and whatnot.<br />
<br />
"GameStop; BLEEDING UNFAIR to Autistics, LGBTQ, and practically Everyone!"<br />
<br />
#HRC #HumanRightsCampaign #Autism #AutismAwareness #BBB #BetterBusinessBureau #GameStop #LameStop}}<br />
<br />
Chris linked to a [[YouTube]] video entitled, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeXoOPcYHqo "Gamestop is Cheap and Greedy."]<br />
<br />
A little while later he linked to a new self-created [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|video]] and added:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|P.S. This does not affect my ability to acquire the material figures for the figures I make and create, but mildly more difficult. I still have eBay, Amazon, and Importing.<br />
<br />
Cancel Your Pre-Orders at ANY GameStop! Sell your old games at a Pawn Shop or on eBay! GameStop is not worth it.}}<br />
<br />
Jessica Quinn suggested:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|If GameStop is so vile, why would you want them to lift the ban so you could shop at such a place with terrible policies? Wipe your hands clean of this place hon and find something else.}}<br />
<br />
Chris replied:<br />
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{{quotebox|I feel it is principal, also morally, should the banning be All lifted, I would surely forgive them of their misdeeds. My friend and manager is looking over the letter I have typed up in response; I should be mailing that out very soon.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Also, points on the PowerUp, discounts on Pre-Owned items, Amiibos included, and fair deals there.}}<br />
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===BBC Overdose===<br />
{{quotebox|8 December 2015<br />
I have just watched episode 4-1 of #DoctorWho; what a good guest star lineup on the spaceship Titanic. A spot of "Keeping Up Appearances" with Clive Swift and "As Time Goes By" with Geoffrey Palmer. The show gets more appealing by the episode. :)<br />
<br />
I do enjoy the British Comedies as well. Mr. Humphries could have been asking "Are You Being Served?" on the ship as well; that would have been a good complete BritCom set reminiscent of our PBS Saturday Nights.}}<br />
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[[Category:Facebook]]</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=December_2015_Facebook_Posts&diff=192435December 2015 Facebook Posts2015-12-09T14:48:49Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
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<div>{{Ongoing}}<br />
{{Needs Updating}}<br />
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This page covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[December 2015]].<br />
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==Summary==<br />
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==Chris's Posts==<br />
===A Fun Visual===<br />
{{quotebox|1 December 2015<br />
[[File:Bedsheet cat.jpg|300px|left]]<br />
How about a fun laugh? Check out the fun visual I caught. What is it? I thought it was a stray white cat that wandered in.}}<br />
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Chris added:<br />
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{{quotebox|It's part of the bed sheet.<br />
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I'm also liking "Doctor Who" on Netflix. Jolly interesting show. :)}}<br />
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===Sonee and Rosey Amiibo===<br />
{{quotebox|1 December 2015<br />
Want to give 'em a hug? Might not be recommended. LOL. [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonee and Rosey]] Figures to be added soon to [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping]], and inexpensively; $20 apiece or both for $30. Part of the Third Wave set.<br />
[[File:Sonee&RoseeA.jpg|left|300px]]<br />
[[File:Sonee&RoseeB.jpg|right|300px]]}}<br />
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[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kenneth Englehardt]] suggested:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|You know what would be cool: You could make a set of little stuffed Sonee and Rosey figures and have a brandname like "Sonichu Huggies".}}<br />
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Chris replied:<br />
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{{quotebox|I like that. I will take that under advisement; probably hire a plush maker to help with that.}}<br />
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===A Polite Threat===<br />
<br />
On 2 December, Chris posted on the "[[GameStop]]" Facebook wall. He included a link to a [[YouTube]] [[Embargo Update 12/2/2015|video]] in which he suggested that others do the same.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|2 December 2015<br />
Unban Me from my Four Local GameStop Stores, please, or you all lose business, as well as have continuing Bad Karma.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris Be Trippin', Yo===<br />
{{quotebox|2 December 2015<br />
Just Really feeling off today; had [[biological clock|too much sleep]], feeling dizzy, blank and off-center. Oi! - feeling Off Beat.}}<br />
<br />
He added:<br />
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{{quotebox| I feel like I might be, what you may call, tripping, even though I am not on any of your high-inducing [[Tobacky#Cannabis|drugs]] and whatnot. My head is here and there right now.}}<br />
{{quotebox|[[Stress]], I think.}}<br />
<br />
===Remote and Wired Vibrating Eggs===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|4 December 2015<br />
[[File:VibratingBraA.jpg|400px|left]]<br />
[[File:VibratingBraB.jpg|400px|right]]<br />
I have personally undergone my own experiment with vibrators on the [[manboobs|breasts]], #vibratingbra. I bought two remote and wired vibrating eggs. For a whole week, I have placed the vibrators between the outer sides of my breasts and inside my [[muscle bra|bra]], and turned them on to stimulate the blood flow into my breasts about 15 minutes a day. After the week, my breasts do feel and appear to me a bit larger, and also More Firm. So I definitely would call this method of natural breast enlargement, coupled with some natural or Rx estrogens, quite plausible.<br />
<br />
And not only that, the vibrations upon my breasts does feel good.}}<br />
<br />
===Here We Go Again===<br />
Chris linked to his [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|protest video]] of 29 November and wrote:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|4 December 2015<br />
Also, I Was able to get GameStop's attention on the problem at hand. I have posted my video onto the GameStop timeline. I have learned it Was successfully on their visitor page, but then was removed. That is a start, but due to their removing of it, as well as not contacting me, still, it would appear as me being ignored. This will not stand.<br />
<br />
I encourage you all to copy the link to my Embargo video, and Spam it to GameStop's Inbox, as well as repetitively onto their [[Facebook]] Timeline and [[Twitter]] Feed.<br />
<br />
We have to let them know that we, you all and I, will not take the injustice and be left ignored! If left unchecked and unresolved, GameStop will be getting away with being UNFAIR TO [[autism|AUTISTICS]], AND [[homos|LGBTQ]], PEOPLE!<br />
<br />
Stand Tall with me! Spam the Video with the tag line: "UNFAIR TO AUTISTICS, AND LGBTQ, PEOPLE!" onto GameStop's timeline, feed, inbox and boards.<br />
<br />
We shall Not Be Banned for our emotions and beliefs! This mess started with a peaceful protest, but that is overwith; now we have to make them accept our apologies and unban us all!<br />
<br />
<nowiki>#</nowiki>HRC<br />
<br />
<nowiki>#</nowiki>GameStop<br />
<br />
[[Best Buy|#BestBuy]]<br />
<br />
[[Charlottesville Fashion Square|#SIMON]]<br />
<br />
<nowiki>#</nowiki>LGBT<br />
<br />
<nowiki>#</nowiki>autism}}<br />
<br />
===New Book Offer===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|4 December 2015<br />
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Update Announcement!**<br />
<br />
I will be making price adjustments on the prices of my [[Sonichu (comic)|books]]. Firstly, they each will be reduced by $2.00 in price. For this, I will be ordering each book, or each order set of books, directly from my publisher and sending them directly to you, the loyal fans and consumers. And optionally, for one dollar, I will send one book sleeve and card back per book.<br />
<br />
Second, for the two dollar difference, I will have the book(s) sent to me and I will personally autograph and sleeve them.<br />
<br />
You see, when it came to the books, I have had to wait and make my orders to Lulu in the bulk, and the waiting gets tiring for me. And while I am very appreciative in the requests for my autograph on each book, the wait and the time on being able to ship from my home, is consuming on me at times.<br />
<br />
I pray this will work out well and reasonable for you all.<br />
<br />
Also, I will be setting up a three book bundle with one of each book included. No autograph will be included, as the orders will be shipped directly from my publisher. And I will personally send a set of three book sleeves and cards to you separately from Lulu; that will be included in that price.<br />
<br />
As for the four new [[Amiibo|figures]] I've completed the prototypes of: [[Sandy]], [[Zapina]], Sonee and Rosey; I will have those listings up shortly after I draw and design their respective package cards.<br />
<br />
Thank you all for your continuing patronage and support.<br />
<br />
Have a good and safe day.}}<br />
<br />
===Bleeding Unfair===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|7 December 2015<br />
[[File:Gamestop vs cwc.jpg|450px|left]]<br />
[[File:GameStop envelope.jpg|300px|right]]<br />
We have received a response from GameStop, and it is certainly not good news at all. But, we must Protest Further. Because, not only me, they have a habit of BANNING Multiple Customers. They Discriminate of ANYTHING Battletoads. They Destroy ALL of their unsold games, instead of Donating them to the Hospitals, Children and whatnot.<br />
<br />
"GameStop; BLEEDING UNFAIR to Autistics, LGBTQ, and practically Everyone!"<br />
<br />
#HRC #HumanRightsCampaign #Autism #AutismAwareness #BBB #BetterBusinessBureau #GameStop #LameStop}}<br />
<br />
Chris linked to a [[YouTube]] video entitled, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeXoOPcYHqo "Gamestop is Cheap and Greedy."]<br />
<br />
A little while later he linked to a new self-created [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|video]] and added:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|P.S. This does not affect my ability to acquire the material figures for the figures I make and create, but mildly more difficult. I still have eBay, Amazon, and Importing.<br />
<br />
Cancel Your Pre-Orders at ANY GameStop! Sell your old games at a Pawn Shop or on eBay! GameStop is not worth it.}}<br />
<br />
Jessica Quinn suggested:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|If GameStop is so vile, why would you want them to lift the ban so you could shop at such a place with terrible policies? Wipe your hands clean of this place hon and find something else.}}<br />
<br />
Chris replied:<br />
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{{quotebox|I feel it is principal, also morally, should the banning be All lifted, I would surely forgive them of their misdeeds. My friend and manager is looking over the letter I have typed up in response; I should be mailing that out very soon.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Also, points on the PowerUp, discounts on Pre-Owned items, Amiibos included, and fair deals there.}}<br />
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[[Category:Facebook]]</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_52&diff=192400Mailbag 522015-12-08T23:03:23Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
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<div>[[File:Fullyread.jpg|thumb|Asperchu ad in response to Chris's bullshit.]]<br />
'''Mailbag 52''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 1 [[February 2010]]. Due to the closure of the CWCipedia on 8-14 February, the response to these emails was delayed even more than usual.<br />
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Chris introduced a new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with, "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English|inputed]] and [[Chris and his Ego|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pasted this stock response ''ten'' times, often in cases in which the writer had no thoughts to be "inputed," such as an automatically-generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''<br />
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Other notable responses included Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and revealing that he stole the whole "dark mirror" story from [[Wikipedia:Sonic Shuffle|''Sonic Shuffle'']]. He also claimed that he was going to spend Valentine's Day with his [[The Wallflower|girlfriend]]. <br />
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==Answered==<br />
=== Chris confuses occupations with character traits ===<br />
{{Email|From: Ethan Mittel <msinsineratehymn@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Chris, when a fan stated that the relationship between Simonla and Wild had no depth, you [[Mailbag 48#Oh look, another lie|responded]]:<br />
<br />
"[[Wild]] and [[Simonla]] have more than the Opposite Attraction thing going on, if you RECALL from the "Dating Education" episode, they were IN THE SAME CLASS; They were Fatedly Paired Up for the Instant Message Sessions, and it was Love At First Sight after Realization. THERE IS DEPTH BETWEEN WILD SONICHU AND SIMONLA ROSECHU."<br />
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I'm sorry, but being in the same class, instant message sessions, and having "love at first site" is not depth. If you were to have read anything other than [[R.L. Stine|Goosebumps]], you would know what character depth is.<br />
<br />
You're going to have to give more adequate reasons as to why Simonla and Wild are together, because it's obvious to anyone that Evan doesn't like the fact that you defiantly keep Simonla in your comic and the only reason you can give for keeping her in there is to be a part of a shallow relationship.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Wild is a carpenter; Simonla is a Constructor, so they can build/rebuild full houses/buildings with furnishings together. And they both knew that they were just meant to be together. Take it at face value.}}<br />
<br />
=== Chris reads a letter! ===<br />
{{Email|From: silentanderson@hotmail.com<br />
<br />
Chris, I am thoroughly convinced that you have gone completely mad. [[Sonichu 10|Issue ten]] is all about you exacting revenge on everyone who has ever angered you in even the slightest way. Moreover, you portray yourself and Sonichu as [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood?|God and Jesus like figures]]. You claim to be his servant and to not expect such treatment, but then in your mailbags you still act as though you have a god complex.<br />
<br />
And your comments on [[Homos|homosexuals]] are bigoted and offensive. You want them to die in explosions? You want a "vaccine" for them just because they tick you off? You always do this, insulting gays and then backpedaling and apologizing just because fans get offended, and quite frankly, I'm not going to buy it anymore. You are a gay hater, and I cannot support you anymore. Alec never treats gays like that in his [[Asperchu]] comics, he treats them as equals because they too, are just normal people like you or me.<br />
<br />
Your comic may have come first, but that doesn't make it better. Alec has improved on your ideas with his more progressive Asperchu series. I'm never letting my daughter read your comics again, she was heartbroken at first because she was your biggest fan, but after I showed her Asperchu, she fell in love with his touching story. I don't care if you have "suffered" more than Alec has because that doesn't make your comic better. That just shows you only want people to read Sonichu out of pity for you.<br />
<br />
I hope God hasn't given up on you because I certainly have.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== Chris reads another letter! Yay! ===<br />
[[Image:PollResults.JPG|thumb|The poll in question. Public opinion is fun!]]<br />
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com><br />
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Okay seriously bro, you gotta just face facts here. Numbers don't god damn lie here. You need to kick up your fucking act. I told you this at least 50 times already but you seem to just ignore me. Don't try to fudge the numbers. Look at these polls, I mean come the fuck on. You claim to have over a million fans but they seem to not give a shit about you if that's what you're saying.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
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=== Chris discusses his inspirations, and... huh? ===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Evan]] George <evang7@gmail.com><br />
<br />
YOU are the crappy copier. You've been ripping me off since 2007 when you STOLE my drawing of the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]] for your [[Sonichu 7#The Family Guy "Skitch"|Family Guy skitch]]. <br />
<br />
And THEN, not only did you steal my Simonchu and give him a [[China|CHINA]], you never even CREDITED me for the character, you plagiarist. You are a PHONY. You WISH you were me and that you had all my Originality. <br />
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What's next? Steal my Shaqchu and make Juwanna Mannchu from him? Maybe turn my Niachu into a Niolochu? You are VILE. Realize the extent of my G.D.E. Powers and Remove the slanderous mockeries of my characters. <br />
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Oh wait, you can't, because my lawyers have already sent the cease and decist. Say goodbye to your [[Chris and art|CRAPPY, CRAYON-SCRAWLED ART with NO SENSE OF PROPORTION]]. <br />
<br />
The Simonchu in your Haiti image was a caught-in-the-wild one anyway, I don't get why you even bothered including it. He can't even speak Human. <br />
<br />
We're Keeping Track.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I drew the Ghost Buggy first; you know that. Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
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=== Guys? There's a pattern emerging here. ===<br />
{{Email|From: Who Cares <thegoddambatman416@gmail.com><br />
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Goddamnit Chris. I'm a longtime fan, I've been with you since your first fucking site, and I'm getting pissed at the way you're treating longtime fans like me. Yeah, I can accept that you want us to go out and do things for you, like take down the ED page (ED's a festering shit-pile of unfunniness by any rate), but you've CROSSED THE FUCKING RUBICON. The way you edit legitimate questions out of your mailbags is pathetic. And your actual responses, too: Sonichu's good because "It just is"? What the fuck kind of answer is that? YOU NEED A BETTER REASON, CHRIS.<br />
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You know what else? Those one billion fans you thought you had? They're rushing away, every fucking day. Your inability to give a shit about us is what's crippling you, Chris. WE ARE THE FANS. WE ARE IN CONTROL. NOT YOU. You can be the "[[Mailbag 43#...Well, this is disturbing!|Great Director]]" all you want, but without fans, you'll be back to square one, with nobody, and I mean nobody, giving a shit about your comic.<br />
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Say what you will about Alec; at least he's humble.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
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=== If Less is More, why can't More be Less? ===<br />
{{Email|From: false <swhoosh986@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
A few of my friends who read Asperchu have been saying that the way you've been closing out plot lines lately means you're going to end the Sonichu comic series. Is this true and if it is, what will you do then?<br />
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P.S. I like your comics, but am a much bigger fan of your unconventional freestyle rapping. [[Ipods Down and Listen Up]] was the bomb.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|That is not true; I am only closing plot lines pertaining to ME alone, so I can appear LESS often in the pages for books 11 and beyond. The comic series will continue very strongly. --ChrisChanSonichu 02:21, 15 February 2010 (CET)}}<br />
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=== Autocracy is a guarantee of efficiently priorized legislation process ===<br />
[[Image:Goatmilking.jpg|thumb|Criminal actions!]]<br />
{{Email|From: khorne666@yahoo.com<br />
<br />
Dear Chris Chan,<br />
<br />
Greetings from Australia, my name is Kurt and I run the largest Sonichu fan club in Australia, we have almost 12 members now!<br />
<br />
Here in Australia we have a problem, which we think you could solve,<br />
<br />
In [[CWCville|cwcville]], would public milking of goats be illegal? recently the government has banned this here, among other things<br />
<br />
attached is a photo for reference,<br />
<br />
your greatest fan downunder<br />
<br />
Kurt}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Actually, I am inclined to agree with that law; milking of animals are best left in the privacy of a farm with a barn. Public milking of animals within the city is illegal in Cwcville. Thank you for bringing that up.}}<br />
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=== The comic is obviously still perfect ===<br />
{{Email|From: criticalmass82@aol.com<br />
Christian,<br />
<br />
My name is Ian and I have been reading your comics for quite some time and I have some constructive criticism for you. Don't get angry, I'm only trying to help [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] be the best it can be.<br />
<br />
The biggest thing would be the drawings. No offense, but they are bad. It is really hard to tell what things are some times, there is very little definition, you can't seem to draw elbows correctly, and you don't seem to have scale down very well. There is one drawing where [[Sonichu]] is carrying [[Rosechu]] and it looks like he is 10 feet tall carrying a 4 foot tall person.<br />
<br />
My question on your [[art]] is, are you physically handicapped at all? Are your hands deformed or do you have poor control over your fine motor skills? Have you ever considered hiring a free lance artist to do the drawings for you so they would look professional instead of something a 8 year old with Downs Syndrome would scribble in his coloring book?<br />
<br />
Second, [[Chris and writing|the stories suck man]]. You don't seem to have any concept of keeping continuity or story arcs correct. Like when [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|CWC's sister]] is trapped in limbo and CWC needed to track down the [[Sonichu Balls|Chaos Emeralds]], but then CWC turns into [[Collosal Chan|Colossal Chris]] he simply, and anti-climatically, opens a magical doorway and pulls her out. Why? You would have had so many opportunities for adventure and excitement if you had started a quest to get the Emeralds.<br />
<br />
Also, the dialog. Dude, what the heck is up with all the rambling monologues confusing speech?<br />
<br />
Have you considered hiring a ghost writer to help you with your story lines, making the dialog more straightforward and exciting to read?<br />
<br />
And finally, your characters are really two-dimensional and bland. They have no personality. Honestly they seem like the same exact character, [[Kacey|with the same exact]] [[Jackie|way of talking]], but with different colors and slightly different powers.<br />
<br />
Maybe the ghost writer you hire could help you develop your characters and give them more depth?<br />
<br />
Perhaps you could have Alec Benson Leary help you out with the writing and stories? His comics are very rich and exciting with lots of humor and excitement and very well thought out. I know he looks up to you so he would probably be willing to do it.<br />
<br />
One last note, I think you need to get rid of Simonlia Rosechu. She's boring and very unpleasant to look at.<br />
<br />
Have a nice day Chris.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|To answer your questions, 1) I am NOT Physically Handicapped. 2) They are Chaotic (Sonichu Ball) Crystals; NOT Chaos Emeralds; BIG Difference. The entrance and escape from mirror worlds has been done before; have you seen the conclusion to Sega Dreamcast's '''Sonic Shuffle''' Story? 3) It's called Freedom of Speech. 4) I do not wish to hire a Ghost Writer, because he/she may mess with it and distort the story. 5) They have their own Personalities; take a deeper look. 6) I would rather eat 10 dung beetles than let Alec even TOUCH Digital or Regular Pen, Paint, Marker or Pencil on any of MY pages. --ChrisChanSonichu 02:21, 15 February 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
=== Chris flaunts his inputation fetish ===<br />
{{Email|From: pickersss@post.com<br />
<br />
I saw your [[Mailbag 50]], and I had a good laugh. It's funny knowing that you sat in your room writing up fake complimentary fan letters, because you never get them in reality. Nobody will ever send you letters like that, and it's your fault that they don't for making such a crummy comic and being such a horrible, stupid manbaby.<br />
<br />
Grow up.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== What is "inputing" anyway? A synonym for "ignoring"? ===<br />
{{Email|From: dontcallmeshirlie@cheerful.com<br />
<br />
You want to apologize to your fans, to make things right, but unfortunately, your words are empty and meaningless to us. You've lied to us before. You lied about [[Rosechu]]'s tail (it was originally pointed; us long-time fans know this). You lied about posting a new comic every day (which you promised us fans you would do). You lied about finishing the Christmas story. You lied about Ivy being your God chosen heartsweet (which really hurts me, since I'm a Christian, and it makes God look bad). You lied about [[Simonla]]. You lied about [[Miyamoto Saga|making the Sonichu games happen]]. You lie and you lie and you lie and you lie, yet you expect us to just trust you.<br />
<br />
We are not stupid. We are not [[autistic]]. We know better, and you have lost our trust with your history of [[lies]].<br />
<br />
To make it up to us, you're going to have to do better than apologize. You're going to have to give us what we want in order for us to forgive you.<br />
<br />
And what do we fans want? First, we'd like to elect our new mayor. With you stepping down at the end of this comic (another thing you've promised), it's the perfect time. We loyal fans have been citizens of Cwcville for nearly decade, and we deserve to have our voices heard. Have the CWCipedia sysop hold an election on-line.<br />
<br />
Second, we want to see daily updates. Once a day, seven days a week. None of this "well, I drew the comic, but I won't upload it until later" phooey.<br />
<br />
Third, no more lying. There's no such thing as a little white lie, and they all pile up against you until the people around you can't trust you any more. Honestly, I've been a fan since the start, but now I can't even watch a Youtube video by you or read anything you write without thinking I'm being lied to, and it hurts, because it's disrespectful to lie to people.<br />
<br />
Fourth, no more fan service. No more Rosechu panties. No more sex scenes. I asked the other fans, and none of us appreciate it. Plus, it isn't TV-Y7. The last time I saw a panty shot in your comic, I vomited on my keyboard. I'm not attracted to animal people, and none of your fans are, so stop that nonsense for us.<br />
<br />
Fifth, cut down the cast. You're taking a step in the right direction by removing yourself from the comic (if that isn't another lie), but there are still too many chiefs and not enough injuns. The Sonichu Comic should be about Sonichu. Not [[Wild Sonichu]]. Not [[Punchy]]. Not [[Blake]]. Just Sonichu. It's okay if they cameo from time to time, but they should never be the main focus, even for a second. The best solution is to kill off some of the characters, or at least retire them from the comic as well.<br />
<br />
Sixth, respect other artists. Simonla isn't your creation. Evan created Simonchu/Simonla. Evan no longer wants you using that character, and you should respect his wishes. Otherwise, you can't expect others artists (like Alec) to respect you, nor can you really expect respect from your fans.<br />
<br />
Seventh, never insult our intelligences again by creating fake emails like you did in mailbag 50 ever again. You're a naive fool if you think anyone would buy those as real emails.<br />
<br />
These are seven things you could easily do to regain your true fans, which you've lost. If you cannot do them, then consider I and the last few true Sonichu fans lost. Your [[Heart level|fan level]] is currently shattered at 1%. I've given you the seven tools to restore it, but it's up to you to take this advice. Please do.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== This, if anything, requires a canned response ===<br />
[[Image:RIP mike.JPG|thumb|Requiescat in pace]]<br />
{{Email|From: Mike Jackson <mikejackson113@hotmail.com><br />
Christopher Weston Chandler,<br />
<br />
I am writing on behalf of my husband, Mike. Sadly Mike passed away earlier this morning around midnight. He was found slumped over in his chair with a bottle of [[alcohol]] and a mostly empty bottle of [[Wikipedia:Zolpidem|ambien]]. Until we have the autopsy on Monday, there is no way of knowing if this is suicide or if it was accidental.<br />
<br />
I am putting my husband's affairs in order, one of which was you. I am tempted to scream at you and call you all sorts of names as I feel that YOU are the reason Mike committed suicide. One look at your filthy little page shows me that you've driven more than one person to suicide. He reached out to you in a moment of trouble and you were too busy to help him, despite your promises to.<br />
<br />
But that would not have made Mike happy. Mike was a good [[honest]] soul who truly believed the best of everyone. He would have been happy to know that our son has come home, although it is on a sad note. I had managed to get in contact with him shortly after I found his father's still and cold body in the living room. His wife Debbie has been an unexpected stronghold of compassion during this time and I'm truly sorry that Mike never got a chance to really know her.<br />
<br />
Because Mike thought so highly of you, I am letting you know of his passing and I am letting you see his obituary. But rest assured, none of my children NOR their friends will EVER visit your site again. They may visit Asperchu's site, but never yours. I will never be able to forgive you for ruining our family's life forever.<br />
<br />
Marie Jackson<br />
<br />
http://www.christianmemorials.com/tributes/mike-jackson/}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
''In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], Chris revealed that he didn't remember who Mike was, nor did he even look at Mike's obituary.<br />
<br />
=== ...yeah, it's probably supposed to be "ignoring" ===<br />
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com><br />
Christian Weston Chandler. I have tried to come to a reasonable compromise with you, but to no avail. You refuse all attempts I make to have a serious discussion with you (I suggest that you take me more seriously when I try to talk to you from now on, because I am losing interest in holding back Evan's wrath). So I have no choice but to return to your mailbag, full of [[Chris and censorship|CENSORSHIP]] and LIES though I know it to be. Although you probably won't read this because it is too difficult to Comprehend, perhaps your readers will find some value in it.<br />
<br />
Let us take an examination of your [[Mailbag 48#10 Reasons|Ten Reasons]], and then I will submit my own Ten Reasons (As I received the same request for them as you).<br />
<br />
"1) Because my Sonichu Comics are THE Original."<br />
<br />
Are they now? How can you say Sonichu is THE original when you PLAGIARIZE ideas and characters from [[Nintendo|NINTENDO]], [[Sega|SEGA]], [[Transformers|HASBRO]], [[Family Guy|SETH MCFARLANE]], and all the other ORIGINAL creators. Considering how much STRESS these questions give you, I do not know Why you do not simply show why writing Meg into your story is a FILTHY [[Parody|PARODY]] of the kind you DESPISE.<br />
<br />
"2) Alec admits he got HIS ideas from MY Characters and Comics."<br />
<br />
See above. You got YOUR ideas from NINTENDO'S [[Pikachu]] and SEGA's [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Also, as we discussed, EVAN WANTS HIS SIMONCHU, AND ALL DERIVATIVE CHARACTERS, OUT OF YOUR COMIC. You are using them to SPITE Evan, you TROLL.<br />
<br />
"3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months."<br />
<br />
ASPERCHU has been around exactly 59 days as of this writing, and I completed my first issue within the first 7 days of that. You have been around ten years, yet it took you the first FIVE YEARS of that to complete [[Sonichu 0|your FIRST issue]]. Judging by ratios alone, ASPERCHU is better.<br />
<br />
"4) I do not draw [[Sonichu 10|gore]], and I rarely draw [[Nudes|nudity]] or references, so you are less likely to feel queasy in comparison."<br />
<br />
I would perhaps submit some of my fan letters to show how much fans love my artwork, but you can read all about it in my mailbags anyway, which you obviously don't do.<br />
<br />
"5) It is a [[Homos|Straight]]-Oriented Comic Series."<br />
<br />
Which alienates your gay fans. Having no such rigid boundaries in my comic allows people of ALL orientations to find something they like in ASPERCHU.<br />
<br />
"6) Some of the events around ME were based from My Real-Life Expierences."<br />
<br />
So not only do you plagiarize other creators, you plagiarize your OWN LIFE? ASPERCHU contains ORIGINAL plotlines.<br />
<br />
"7) I have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life."<br />
<br />
So readers should give you pity-fame? I don't use my condition as a crutch to gain sympathy; I rely on my good artwork and storytelling alone to bring in fans.<br />
<br />
"8) I've had to work a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and tortures."<br />
<br />
Once again, you fail to talk about anything but YOURSELF, even when you are asked to speak of something else (Just like your unsatisfactory "apology" video, most of which you spent demanding unwarranted concessions from me rather than apologizing for your atrocious behavior). The question was about why SONICHU IS A BETTER COMIC THAN ASPERCHU, not why YOU DESERVE MORE PITY THAN ME. Although I'll grant you that one, you do deserve pity. But I am the one who deserves fans.<br />
<br />
I keep ASPERCHU, about ASPERCHU. I do NOT use myself as a surrogate character within its pages. If people want to hear about my problems, such as the trolling I receive from YOU, they are free to ask me; when they read my comic, they just want an entertaining story.<br />
<br />
"9) The comic pages are ALL Originally Hand-Drawn; ONLY the text gets fixed in photoshop for better reading."<br />
<br />
So you ignored me when I told you my works are hand-drawn as well? This point too is void.<br />
<br />
"10)I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]]."<br />
<br />
I have, as of this morning, just broken 21,000 fans. If this rate keeps up, I will surpass one million fans in less than eight years, not ten. But the rate won't keep up, it will actually increase. In a few short MONTHS, ASPERCHU has achieved a popularity on par with, then EXCEEDING Sonichu itself.<br />
<br />
Now for my own TEN REASONS, which will mirror yours:<br />
<br />
1.) ASPERCHU is THE original Electric-Aspergers Hedgehog.<br />
<br />
2.) I got my ideas from ME. You won't find MY comic littered with stolen Transformers characters, personality-lacking hedgehog recolors, and out-of-context Family Guy jokes.<br />
<br />
3.) ASPERCHU features heartbreaking themes. The good guys don't always [[Ultra Sonichu|win perfectly]], and the bad guys don't always get defeated. It's that suspense of never knowing what's around the corner that makes a good story.<br />
<br />
4.) I include my fans in the creative process. When a fan sends their idea and requests I use it, I make a full effort to do so. What the fans want is what they get.<br />
<br />
5.) ASPERCHU includes peoples of all races, ethnicities, creeds, and orientations. Even if I had some reason to be offended by the harmless existence of gays, which I DON'T, I would not exclude them from being a part of the ASPERCHU Experience.<br />
<br />
6.) Rather than using my own boring life experiences as direct storylines, I create ORIGINAL stories to grip and hold the reader's attention. I do NOT use my comic as a vehicle to gain pity and sympathy from people who expect a comic to entertain them.<br />
<br />
7.) ASPERCHU is ALWAYS on time. Nary a day has passed without updates, because I understand that Fans will feel unappreciated if they are not given consistency.<br />
<br />
8.) ASPERCHU is painstakingly drawn to be a good work of art. Whenever I make a mistake, I spend good time and energy in Photoshop to correct it and make it easier for the viewer to understand my artistic emphasis, as well as just easier on the eyes. (All those smudgemarks and marker streaks just look unprofessional, I find.)<br />
<br />
9.) I'll say it once again, because it is such an important point... ASPERCHU is ALWAYS, ALWAYS on time. Since ASPERCHU is my SERIOUS FRANCHISE, I don't let silly things like being TIRED or STRESSED get in the way of uploading new pages.<br />
<br />
10.) ASPERCHU brings love to people, rather than hate and trolling.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== Yet more inputs ===<br />
{{Email|From: Jess Skelton <untcatisfinetoo@gmail.com><br />
<br />
I just watched your "apology" video and I have to say I'm once again taken aback by your selfishness. You lost. Alec won. You know it. Even your voice in the video has a defeated tone to it. You just made this half-assed apology because you wanted something, not because your genuinely sorry for acting like a jerk. That's the only reason you ever apologize for anything. It's pathetic really, and only makes more people flock to Alec's Asperchu.<br />
<br />
And your attempt to be nicer in the mailbag is laughable. In one email you told someone your a loving and caring individual. Then like two letters down, you told all gays to die in an explosion. Do you even know [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]] means? Here this might help;<br />
<br />
Hypocrite<br />
<br />
Noun<br />
<br />
1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.<br />
<br />
2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.<br />
<br />
Those two definitions describe you almost perfectly. Just because you don't want to believe it doesn't mean isn't true.<br />
<br />
One last thing. Numerous times you've stated that you have to try to be straight. Does this imply that you have trouble with being a heterosexual? You also tell people to stay on the straight path. The thing is Chris, true and honest heterosexuals don't fall off the straight path. They don't have to try to be straight. Sometimes people pretend to be straight because that's what their parents and community expects of them (i.e. hypocrites). I expect your probably one of those people, since you've openly admitted having to work at being a heterosexual.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== The what friend? ===<br />
{{Email|From: handsomeboy@newsrap.com<br />
Valentine's Day is just around the corner. What are you plans?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Spend time with my [[The Wallflower|girl friend]].}}<br />
<br />
=== Master of diplomacy at work ===<br />
{{Email|From: Thessaloniki M. <thessaloniki.tan@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hello there, Christian. I have a few questions:<br />
<br />
1. I see that at one point in your blog, you told Jack Thaddeus to "Go Into F***ing Scientology". What are your opinions on Scientology, if I may ask? You obviously disapprove of it, but is there anything else you have to say about it? Also, did you know that "homos" are considered evil in Scientology?<br />
<br />
2. In [[Wikipedia:Oman|Oman]], there are laws against ugliness (such as unpainted buildings and dirty cars) that causes the sultan [[stress]]. Does CWCville have any such laws?<br />
<br />
Regards,<br />
Thessaloniki}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) I do not disapprove of Scientology, yet I do not agree with it either. 2) No.}}<br />
<br />
=== A small fault in the fan's plan? ===<br />
[[Image:Brosechu.jpg|thumb|Cool story, bro.]]<br />
{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
I think I've solved all your problems with Rosechu looking a guy. Why<br />
not have Rosechu get hit with another magical [[rainbow]] or something and<br />
turn into my totally original and unstolen character, Brosechu? He<br />
enjoys keg parties, beer pong, [[Family Guy]], [[Tobacky|pot]], hanging out with his<br />
bros and having sex with girls he meets at keg parties. Seriously I<br />
thought this up in about five minutes and he's already a richer, more<br />
interesting character than Rosechu.<br />
<br />
Have a Nice Day,<br />
<br />
Sean Watley}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Rosechu is a WOMAN.}}<br />
<br />
=== Further proof of Chris's originality and mastery over continuity ===<br />
{{Email|From: Evan George <evang7@gmail.com><br />
<br />
What happened to [[ScotPalazzo]]? All the [[jerkops]] got cured, but what of the [[Manajerks]]? Will [[Trebor Capman]] (Accomplice) ever get his? <br />
<br />
Also, why did Sonichu leave [[Darkbind]] and [[Zelina]] to be brutally maimed by [[Clawdorf|Clawdoef]] for the sake of flying to Minnesota and settling a really petty grudge? See, when I introduce characters in my comic I actually use them and remember to resolve all their plotlines.<br />
<br />
Still Keeping Track.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) They were all cured. 2) That is Not the Case; Darkbind and Zelina will be fighting Clawdorf with great sword and bow/arrow battles.}}<br />
<br />
=== Automated Message vs. Canned Reply: Battle of The Champions ===<br />
{{Email|From: Mrs. Jackson <mikejackson113@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
You have been sent the following message from Mrs. Jackson (mikejackson113@hotmail.com)<br />
<br />
Mrs. Jackson wrote:<br />
<br />
You are invited to visit the Online Obituary of Mike Jackson at Christian <br />
Memorials. To visit this Web site, open your browser and go to:<br />
http://www.christianmemorials.com/tributes/mike-jackson/<br />
<br />
Your PASSWORD: anime1<br />
<br />
... create memorial Web sites, featuring<br />
<br />
* tribute photograph<br />
* online guestbook, visitor flowers & candles<br />
* photo albums, video and audio clips<br />
* build family tree and life timeline<br />
* mutiple tribute pages (i.e. family, education, travel)<br />
* background graphics and music, online journal<br />
* receive sympathy eCards and private messages from visitors<br />
<br />
To trial a memorial account today, click the following link:<br />
http://www.christianmemorials.com/memorials/signup.asp}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== And finally, insight on sports ===<br />
[[Image:ChrisAndAsperchuWrestle.jpg|thumb|Good straight fun!]]<br />
{{Email|From: Billy Herrington <broaniki@gmail.com><br />
Hello again Chris,<br />
<br />
To answer [[Mailbag 48#Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes|your question]], a wife beater is a nickname of a sleeveless shirt worn by athletes. I thought someone that was as pumped up as you would know such a thing. But I have a new question for you, what is your favorite sport? Mine is wrestling. I have attached a new drawing of you and Asperchu in a friendly match of wrestling.<br />
<br />
Take care,<br />
Billy Herrington}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Basketball]].}}<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_56&diff=192399Mailbag 562015-12-08T23:02:24Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 56''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 15 [[February 2010]]. Chris answered them on 20 February.<br />
<br />
Nothing interesting actually happened in this Mailbag because Chris replied to nearly all of the emails with short, generic responses that didn't address the actual content of the messages. The only point of note is that he continued to insist that he had a new sweetheart while not revealing the slightest thing about her beyond "she exists." This sweetheart would eventually turn out to be [[The Wallflower]], who was never really interested in Chris at all.<br />
<br />
As the CWCipedia died in late [[May 2010]], this was the last Mailbag Chris answered.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Because Chris always gives nice responses===<br />
{{Email|From: Who Cares <thegoddambatman416@gmail.com><br />
CHRIS. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I see your fucking messages, you say, yeah, you're gonna start to clean shit up and start treating us better in the Mailbag. And what do I see? You use a FUCKING COPY-PASTED RESPONSE.<br />
<br />
I want you to go back and respond to my message, you pussy. Am I stressing you? FUCKING PROVE IT.<br />
<br />
It just goes to show that while you're not abusing your authority anymore, you still aren't giving a shit about your fans. That's why we all fucking left, Chris. EVERY. LAST. ONE.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|It's abrasive, derogatory and extensively obscene comments like that which gets such a response, because I do not care for those. As Miss Monica Rial told me when I met her, "[[Mailbag 32#Asperchu can't be a parody of Chris, because Asperchu's not a total dick fucking asshole|People who are nice to me get nice responses]]. People who bad-mouth me, I say 'Go to hell.'"}}<br />
<br />
===You killed him, Chris===<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
Chris, you missed the letter from Mike Jackson's widow.<br />
<br />
You just slapped her in the face and pissed on the corpse of her husband--after you MURDERED HIM, I should add.<br />
<br />
You call that a "neutral reply"? I don't think so, as "neutral" implies that you're not pissing people off, and I know that a MAJORITY of the FEW remaining fans consider this to be the last straw.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I beg your pardon, for the while, I was under a misunderstanding. I thought they were talking about the Pop Star, Michael Jackson, not the dude-child who ran away to marry a prostitute. And with that, [[Chris and remorse|I am very sorry]].}}<br />
<br />
===On Chris's rapidly deteriorating human form===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Mystery Science Theater 3000|Crow Servo]] <mst3k1992@gmail.com><br />
Dear Director Christian Weston Chandler <br />
<br />
I am a huge fan of your work on Sonichu (I also love Asperchu, but your series is a dozen times better). I wanted to ask if you are aware if your health. You seem fine now but all that junk food you eat will likely come back to haunt you (not literally mind you). Also, I believe you are balding as well. Have you gone to a doctor recently? If not, I'm probably sure you are over due for a check up. <br />
<br />
Love, a concerned fan, <br />
<br />
Crow T. Servo}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am exercising, I am not going bald, and I get my check-ups every few months.}}<br />
<br />
===Everybody loves dead Simonla!===<br />
{{Email|From: Ethan Mittel <msinsineratehymn@yahoo.com><br />
"Wild is a carpenter; Simonla is a Constructor, so they can build/rebuild full houses/buildings with furnishings together. And they both knew that they were just meant to be together. Take it at face value."<br />
<br />
Face value: Superficial<br />
Superficial: Skin-deep<br />
Skin-deep: The relationship between Wild and Simonla<br />
<br />
However, it is good that you killed of Simonla. I'm proud of you for doing that.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|No comment.}}<br />
<br />
===Show, don't tell===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Will we ever actually SEE ScotPalazzo, Manajerk of the FA-Square,<br />
Sho-Mall region (he banned all virgins from his region) and Trebor<br />
Capman (Accomplice) getting cured? It's kind of a copout to just SAY<br />
they got cured. Trebor Capman (Accomplice) is my favorite villain.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|You will see them cured.}}<br />
<br />
===Toys===<br />
{{Email|From: mostlysunny@reborn.com<br />
<br />
I saw your "Your letter has been read fully" bullshit copypasta. Nice to know how little you think of your real fans that you can't be bothered from your oh-so-busy schedule of sitting on your fat ass and [[A Sonichu Day|playing with toys like a little fucking three year old]] to actually address and answer their concerns and questions.<br />
<br />
Here's something for you to input: Fuck you, Chris.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Go to hell to you too, dude.}}<br />
<br />
===Sonichu Revolution is the best!===<br />
{{Email|From: theprancer1@writeme.com<br />
<br />
I love your new [[Sonichu Revolution]] comic book. It is much better drawn and written, in my honest opinion. The old comic looked like it was drawn and written by a four year old. I mean, Crayola markers? So childish. I'm so glad you've decided to reboot. Consider me a fan again.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Those pages are NOT mine; Alec is drawing those, and I never gave him permission to do so, and he is wasting the adspace he wrongfully bought with that crap that does not pertain at all to My, and The Original, Sonichu Pages.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris misses the point===<br />
{{Email|From: DR. TRAN<br />
<br />
This is relevant to how YOU plan to write the comic.<br />
<br />
"4) I do not wish to hire a Ghost Writer, because he/she may mess with it and distort the story."<br />
<br />
Chris, if you hired a ghost writer you'd have to approve anything he or she wrote in order for it to be posted/published.<br />
<br />
"5) They have their own Personalities; take a deeper look."<br />
<br />
I don't see how [[Lolisa]] is a standard radio co-host personality or how [[Bubbles]] is supposed to be "Stern, but Caring". You can't just say "Character X has Personality Y", you have to show Character X doing something that someone with Personality Y would do. That's your job as the writer--their personalities are all in your head and your head alone, you have to show them displaying those personalities so everyone else will know that as well. We are not mind readers, Chris.<br />
<br />
Now, let's take [[Alec]] as a good example. In his comic, Bubbles is a lovable idiot. He instantly shows this by having her get a straw stuck in her eye and by having the other characters regard her as something of a house pet. He doesn't just say "She's stupid", he shows her doing stupid things and lets us draw the conclusion ourselves.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Alec has no right at all; his pages are NOT THE PAGES; they are ONLY Parody.}}<br />
<br />
===Mental block in full effect!===<br />
{{Email|From: Robert Neville <theassburgers@hotmail.co.uk><br />
<br />
You really need to move out of your parent's house. You've said in the past that you feel comfortable within the safety of your own four walls, with your parents living under the same roof. That's understandable, but surely now you're really just doing more damage than good for yourself?<br />
<br />
You can't rely on your parents forever. Of course they'll always help you when possible, but the simple fact is, your parents may not even be here within 10 years. Your parents are both getting on in years, particularly your father, who I know has a medical history of heart problems.<br />
<br />
If you're still relying on their warmth and shelter until the day they die, what happens to you then? You will have no savings for yourself, because you waste it all on unnecessary material gain, such as videogames and porn. You'll have a poor credit history from your unpaid debts, which means that not many people are going to be willing to trust you with renting a place. Buying a place would simply be out of the question for somebody in your financial situation.<br />
<br />
You're very nearly 30 years old and you have never lived alone, or with a partner. Should the day come when you do move in with a woman, I think she'd probably leave you when you become unbearingly dependant and demanding of her, much as you have done with your parents.<br />
<br />
Don't you think you're being unfair on them, too? At this point in their lives, they just want to spend quality time together, after sacrificing many years to raising a child, knowing that their son is a success and is making his own way in life. Only trouble is, he isn't.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Well, those are your opinions.}}<br />
<br />
===Only Chris's sweetheart isn't real===<br />
{{Email|From: megasonic791@yahoo.com<br />
<br />
Now that you have a new Sweetheart Chris, will Sonichu and Rosechu's relationship have more depth?<br />
<br />
I assume now that you know how a relationship works, you can apply that knowledge to your comic, and make it a lot better.<br />
<br />
Lola}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Possibly.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris isn't sorry at all===<br />
{{Email|From: Mike Jackson Jr <mikejacksonjr123@hotmail.com><br />
Hey Jerkoff...<br />
<br />
That was my MOTHER you gave that canned response to. Yes, I am the son of Mike Jackson.<br />
<br />
I've had a tough time dealing with my father's death. My mother has had to start counseling because she found my father's cold lifeless body laying in the living room. She had to put her hands on his wrist and check to see if he still had a pulse as well as check him for breathing as she dialed 911.<br />
<br />
My mother had to keep my screaming and crying siblings from coming into the living room while she waited ALONE WITH HIS BODY for the ambulance people to arrive and pronounce him dead. SHE IS HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT NIGHT EVER SINCE. She hasn't eaten, she sleeps very little, and she cries all the time. His death has shattered her [[heart level|heart levels]] to depths that you will never even feel, you asshole.<br />
<br />
This isn't even including how I've been dealing with my father's death. My wife Debbie has been consoling me constantly- I love her so much that I can understand how traumatic what my mother experienced was. Debbie has been taking care of my siblings as well as handling the responsibilities of the house and business. I am studying to take over the business in a few years.<br />
<br />
I swear man... if my mother and siblings didn't need me so damn much, I'd fly down to Ruckersville Virginia and beat your fat ass into a bloody pulp. I know my mother wouldn't like that and I KNOW my father wouldn't approve of violence, so you better count your blessings. Your nasty and emotionless response to my mother sent her into a catatonic state for days. My father reached out to you for help and you didn't care enough to help him. Then my mother decides to be nice and tell you about his death and you didn't care. The fact that one person could be so cold, nasty and unfeeling about someone's death has shattered her mind.<br />
<br />
You can bet for damn sure that I'll never read your comic again. I've told all of my friends about this and they're just as disgusted as I am. One of them even mentioned to me that you gleefully depicted your ex-girlfriend Ivy dying by hanging, so I guess we shouldn't be surprised, you sociopathic bastard.<br />
<br />
Mike Jr}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am sorry.}}<br />
<br />
===On appreciating tone (also the end)===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]] [[Homos|Gaylord]] <gilgamesh1317@yahoo.co.uk><br />
<br />
"Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts."<br />
<br />
Now that's just insulting, Chris. This proves that you sincerely don't care about your fans at all anymore; you're not even willing to properly respond to their e-mails. Also, "inputed" is not a word. Get a spellchecker, or go back to school and learn the basics of English again.<br />
<br />
You're such a lazy, lying bastard. Everyone knows you're just using this to ignore most of the e-mails you get. We're not like you, Chris, we aren't stupid.<br />
<br />
"I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly."<br />
<br />
In other words, she doesn't exist. If you're going to lie, at least try to make it a good lie.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[The Wallflower|She does exist]], and I do not appreciate your tone at all.}}<br />
<br />
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{{Template:Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_55&diff=192398Mailbag 552015-12-08T22:59:32Z<p>Asperhes: misinterpretation here</p>
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<div>'''Mailbag 55''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 4 [[February 2010]]. Due to the closure of the CWCipedia on 8-14 February, the response to these emails was delayed even more than usual.<br />
<br />
Chris continued to rail against ''[[Asperchu]]'' whenever it came up, but is that really such a surprise? Chris also got stuck on the whole [[muscle bra]] issue, and assured us that NO ONE, EVER, IN THE ENTIRE WORLD wants to ever once see a man's bare chest, even suggesting that there should be a law forcing [[Chris|fat men]] to wear bras, and regular-sized men to wear shirts at all times. <br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===That's far from the only reason===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Anna Malle|Anna Malle]] <annamalle@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris, I just read your latest CWCipedia update.<br />
<br />
A REAL MAN DOES NOT ASK OTHERS TO FIGHT HIS BATTLES FOR HIM. If you have problems with [[Mao]], you need to arrange a meeting with him, then discuss things over and solve your differences YOURSELF, in person, non-violently.<br />
<br />
Asking your fans to e-mail and threaten your enemy is extremely cowardly.<br />
<br />
Drawing a comic in which you [[Gun Comic|shoot your enemy]] is cowardly. For that matter, shooting someone who is not physically threatening you is extremely cowardly.<br />
<br />
Women HATE cowards. Women want to feel protected and safe. If you can't even protect your [[CWCipedia|website]], how are you going to protect your woman?<br />
<br />
That is why you can't get a woman. Because you are a COWARD and a LIAR.<br />
<br />
Right now, no woman in the world would find you attractive.<br />
<br />
I beg you to prove me wrong. Show me that you can act like a man and solve your own problems without violence, but by using your intellect. If you can do that, I will consider driving to Ruckersville and meeting you and your parents at your home and making myself available for a date.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Anna}}<br />
{{EmailReply|If I knew where my foes lived, I would go there myself, but I do not know where they live specifically with a Street Address. I am not a coward, and I keep my [[lies]] to a Minimum. I'll bet YOU are the cowardly one. For All I know, you are likely to be [[BlueSpike|a cowardly Male pretending to be a woman]] and trying to tick me off. Nice try.}}<br />
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===On the afterlife===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Dale Gribble|Rusty Shackleford]] <rustymcshackleford@live.com><br />
<br />
Dearest Christian,<br />
<br />
We all know that you are very religious, but I have a question to ask you. What do you think that Heaven and Hell are like? Do you think that in Heaven people wear flowing robe and fly around all day? Do you think that Hell is fiery and everyone there is being [[Homos|poked in the rear]] by [[Beel|Satan]]. I would just really love to hear your thoughts.<br />
<br />
Thanks,<br />
<br />
Rusty}}<br />
{{EmailReply|You've just answered your own question; I am in agreement with you on what heaven and hell are like.}}<br />
<br />
===Porn doesn't count===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Charles Aznavour|Charles Aznavour]] <Sazaku@aol.com><br />
<br />
Dear Christian,<br />
<br />
I've been a reader of both your [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] and your (arguably far superior) sister series [[Asperchu]] for a long time now. However, I can't stand your weak, [[naive]] way of handling things. You take forever to update your comics when they are SUPPOSED to be daily, when you do post comic pages they are ridiculously anti-climactic. Honestly, I'd think the fight between [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and Chris would be far more exciting and epic, considering how much you have villified her. See, things like that are why Asperchu is more popular.<br />
<br />
On another note, I am curious to know, since your [[Birthday|B-Day]] will be coming up in a couple weeks, what you plan on doing. Frankly, I'm impressed. If I were still a [[virgin]] at 30 I'd have killed myself by now. There is no worse torment for a man. Hell, its pathetic enough to still be a virgin at TWENTY! You're a real trooper to still have never seen a vagina. On you're B-Day, I hope to wish you a happy 30th!}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Asperchu is NOT MINE, and I do not care to have any claim on it at all; Asperchu belongs to Alec Benson Leary. Real Life happens; I have [[chores]] around the house, errands to run and whatnot to deal with. I am going to be 28, Twenty Eight, Years Old this year. I have seen a lot of pussy in porn, for your information. And what I do on my birthday is between me, my family and my friends.}}<br />
<br />
===No you won't===<br />
{{Email|From: wizfisher1@aol.com<br />
<br />
Chris, you claim you have taken many art classes. You claim you understand composition, shading and perspective. You claim you draw like a retarded 7 year old to make a artistic statement, and you really are a artistic genius. Well its time to prove you are the artist you claim to be.I challenge you to create a drawing that is conventionally good, that shows you can draw as well as a professional artist if you want to. Any medium will do, except markers, as long as its good and not in your "retarded 7 year old" style. Please post your proof on your front page for everyone to see.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I will consider that.}}<br />
<br />
===Wait, what?===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Robert Neville|Robert Neville]] <theassburgers@hotmail.co.uk><br />
<br />
You're a bad Christian. Any good Christian would know that Jesus lived his life in order to teach humankind to love one another and to always turn the other cheek when somebody hurts us. No matter what that person may do to us, we - as Christians - are supposed to be able to forgive and to forget. Even when the Romans had Jesus nailed to the cross, bleeding profusely after merciless torture, he begged for God to forgive them, for they knew not what they had done!<br />
<br />
You completely ignore this and continue to practise your Satanic rituals by placing curses upon your victims! You are an [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|open practicioner of witchcraft]], which you should know is condemned by Christianity due to its evil origins and purposes.<br />
<br />
I implore you to be a better follower of the Christian faith. Instead of making these people suffer your wrath, one of the deadly sins, you should forgive them as Jesus would.<br />
<br />
Remember -<br />
<br />
"And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive them that trespass against us"}}<br />
{{EmailReply|You are right.}}<br />
<br />
===On brassieres===<br />
{{Email|From: Jay Hugebicep <brohotti@hotmail.com><br />
Chris, your site and your shenanigans always brighten up my day. But what's up with wearing a [[bra]]? Come on, you're a man, right? When was the last time you went to the beach? Girls like [[Liquid Chris|chiseled pecs and six pack abs]], Chris, not buddha bellies and manboobs. One is a sign of [[health]] and [[I AM STRONG|strength]], the other is a sign of weakness and laziness. If you want to attract potential sweethearts, you have to improve your looks.<br />
<br />
Start with some pushups and lose the breasts. I saw [[CWC 30 Push Ups|that video where you tried to do 30 pushups]] and I was laughing so hard because you couldn't even do one properly.<br />
<br />
Here is a video demonstrating the proper way to do a pushup.<br />
{{#ev:youtube|Km1v-jbeNsw}}<br />
<br />
I reccommend you start out with the modified pushup shown that the woman used, because you probably aren't strong enough to do regular ones. Try five pushups three times a day for a week, then up it by two every week after until you're fit enough to handle a regular pushup.<br />
<br />
Guarantee you'll ditch the bra in a month.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[Sports bra photo series|Yes, I do wear a bra]], I am a size 42. A LOT of Men in this world, fat, average or slender, have Man-Boobs. And NO ONE EVER WANTS TO SEE ANY MALE CHEST IN PUBLIC. IT IS VERY GROSS. I would motion with [[Barack Obama|the President]] to make it Mandetory for all men with boobs to wear a bra, and for all other males to Wear A Shirt when they go out jogging, swimming or exercising where those people would have USED TO NOT wear a shirt. As with Women, SOME THINGS ARE LEFT BETTER AS A MYSTERY.}}<br />
<br />
===On uploading===<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
Chris, as of my writing, you have failed to upload one comic per day for the past five days.<br />
<br />
Drawing the page does not count. You must upload it for it to count as an update.<br />
<br />
And if you want to please Alec, you can remove the part of [[Episode 21]] that involves Asperchu and agree to remove [[Simonla]] in a way that pleases [[Evan]]. You can use [[Sonichu 11|the reboot]] to replace her with another character altogether.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|All that is being taken under great consideration. Thank you.}}<br />
<br />
===Draconian fun!===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:I Am Legend (novel)|Robert Neville]] <theassburgers@hotmail.co.uk><br />
<br />
If you were some kind of 'Great Director' in real life, and had the ability to create new laws without them having to be approved by the government and its people (much like [[CWCville|Hitler]] was able to do in the 1930's and early 1940's), what new laws would you create?<br />
<br />
Let's aim for, say... 5 or 10 laws. Heck, go for more if you can think up that many. Remember - you can make absolutely any law you want.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Fair enough. 1) NO [[tobacky|SMOKING]] ALLOWED AT ALL. 2) Men are required to wear a shirt and/or a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]] at all times in public (No One EVER wants to see a dude's chest, and some things are better left a mystery). 3) ALL Women who are committed with their own boyfriend, regardless of marriage or not, will be required to wear a non-flashy BF/GF [[Ring]] at all times. That's all I have for now.}}<br />
<br />
===The most appropriate answer ever===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Dr. Tran|Dr. Tran]]<br />
<br />
"I have stated before that when ONE finds their Match, they KEEP Each Other; I am NOT going to separate the Couple."<br />
<br />
One, that's not how it works in real life.<br />
<br />
Two, they do NOT match. You yourself have stated that they are OPPOSITES. Why not use the reboot to make it so she never existed, then replace her with a Grass-type Rosechu? People who have things in common get along better than people who don't.<br />
<br />
Also, relationships do not work that way. You don't get dreams that tell you who you're supposed to bone to create whom, you have to figure it out for yourself.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|What is YOUR Dream Career?}}<br />
<br />
===Yeah, polls suck===<br />
{{Email|From: Leeland<br />
<br />
"I have read [[Moon-Pals]], and I feel that it is more like Moon-Dorks the way Sean draws and Portrays their Events so Grotesquely. "<br />
<br />
It's still funnier and better drawn than Sonichu. Also, it's fanbase is roughly eight times the size of your own, according to polls.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I pay no attention to polls.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris the jackass===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:John Shaft|John Shaft]] <[[Wikipedia:Blaxploitation|blaxploitation]]x@gmail.com><br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
Recently when someone has called you out on being lazy or mean or a hypocrite in the mailbag, you say that if we knew you in person, we'd like you. I don't get it, so I'd like it if you'd clear some things up for me and your fans;<br />
<br />
1. Why do you act like a jackass on the [[internet]] and then whine about how nobody really understands you? What do you expect us to think about you after all your bullshit?<br />
<br />
2. How do you act different in real life?<br />
<br />
3. Don't you think you should just try to be nicer online instead of waste people's time?<br />
<br />
I'm sorry but I don't buy this "you just don't know the real me" crap. Some [[trolls]] actually have met you face-to-face, and they claim that you're pretty much the same self-absorbed, obnoxious prick you are on the internet. If you can show us the kind, loving, gentleman you claim to be, the trollings would most likely cease and your former fans would come back to you. I apologize if you take offense to any of this, but that isn't really my problem anymore.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
John Shaft}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) How would you feel if you were mistreated as much as I have online? And you do NOT know me in real life, so you can NOT understand me fully. 2) I am nicer, more kind and all-around humble, good gentleman. 3) Yes.}}<br />
<br />
===Man the harpoons!===<br />
{{Email|From: [http://www.youtube.com/user/HarryPartridge Harry Partridge]<br />
Hey Chris, <br />
<br />
Have you considered dating a really fat girl? They give it up easy as fuck, I should know. I've nailed some fatties before and I look like shit.<br />
<br />
Love Harry}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.}}<br />
''A woman who weighed anywhere near 250 lbs (114 kg) would be severely obese, unless she was well over six feet tall.''<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_54&diff=192397Mailbag 542015-12-08T22:57:27Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 54''' was uploaded by the [[CWCipedia]]'s sysop on 2 [[February 2010]]. Due to the closure of the CWCipedia from 8-14 February, the response to these emails was delayed even more than usual.<br />
<br />
Chris managed to actually respond to every letter. Many of his answers were short and trite, but they did manage to address the content of each letter in some way.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Weights and measurements===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:John Doe|John Doe]] <tehsoothsayer@gmail.com><br />
Howdy Chris,<br />
<br />
I just wanted to say thank you. A few months ago I weighed 220 pounds, and then I heard that [[Obesity|you weighed]] a lot less than me. Knowing how fat you look, I realized that I must look even fatter if you weighed less than me, so I started eating healthier and exercising. I'm now down twenty pounds and feeling great, but looking back at pictures of my old self, you still look fatter than I did. I'm not sure I believe that you weigh "a lot less" than 220 pounds, and the only way I can think of for you to prove it is to [[WeighIn|make a video]] of you standing on a scale (no cheating!). I'm sure with your monthly tugboat you'll be able to pick up a five dollar scale at Wal-Mart. If you don't do this then I will consider you a liar and throw all of my support behind Alec and Asperchu.<br />
<br />
Thanks bro,<br />
John}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[WeighIn|Very well, I will do that.]]}}<br />
<br />
===Then why the fuck did you give him a form response?===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:David Wright (baseball)|David Wright]] <applsus@gmail.com><br />
You made a promise to help Mike Jackson with his son. You broke that promise, and now he is dead. Killed by his own hand. Do you not understand? It was YOUR advice that corrupted his son. YOU brought about the circumstances that led to him running away. Through YOUR carelessness, callousness and ineptitude, that family has been destroyed forever. <br />
<br />
Do you care? Are you even sorry?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I do care, and I am very sorry.}}<br />
<br />
===The continuing adventures of Creepichu & Kimmi===<br />
[[File:Mailbag 54 Gal-Pal.png|thumb|Gal Pals Forever!]]<br />
{{Email|From: Rosie W <doktorschnitzelv2@googlemail.com><br />
Hi.<br />
<br />
Creepella, did you mean Creepichu? If so then I'm very flattered that you'd consider her :3 I've been reading [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] for a long time now and it would be such an honour! Creepichu would be a great adition to show that you are accepting of people with severe mental disorders and criminals who have reformed and turned to the good side :) to show that even if you've done something as henious as eating baby [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonees]] alive, perhaps even putting them in blenders first and drinking them as a kind of power shake, you can find happiness once you amend your mistakes.<br />
<br />
However I feel quite shocked by your views on her gal-pal [[Kimmi]] the Love Doll. I am not a troll, I just think Kimmi could be an interesting adition and I put a lot of thought into her story too as a matter of fact. She's Asian, so that's a little more diversity for CWCville and she's got a tragic past. Kimmi's been born into the sex trade industry and has spent her life being passed around many men and used for pleasure, none of which love her. None of them even use her correct name. Kimmi is just used and she's not even allowed to wear clothes to keep some dignity. She's lonely too, and has finally made an attempt to escape her harsh existance of being repeatedly violated every day in order to have a fresh start and fulfil her dreams of opening up her own Sushi restaurant. Sadly though the police of [[CWCville]] didn't believe her story and thought she was insane (well she was blowing down the street naked) and put her in the [[A Warm Fuzzy Tale|Prickley Wickley]] asylum. Creepichu upon realising that plastic does not taste so good as hedgehog flesh has taken poor Kimmi in as a good gal-pal and they work together.<br />
<br />
Seeing as you put your dog in CWCville, and Meg Griffen made an appearance, also that your comic does include sexual content...that you would perhaps see Kimmi the Love Doll as a rather amusing and fun adition. I find it a little sad that she's being so unsupported :(<br />
<br />
Please do reply, I attatched another picture for you too. Again, I have no working camera or a scanner so digitally drawing them is the best I can do.<br />
<br />
Love from London! xxxxxx [http://i45.tinypic.com/b4c4kg.png]}}<br />
{{EmailReply|"Eating Sonees Alive"? What the F*** is wrong with you?! I am not that kind of mentally disturbed person, and I would NEVER condone such a heinous deed.}}<br />
<br />
===What is an screencap===<br />
{{Email|From: Kali Smith <kali.kitsune@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
It's obvious that you've igrnor my previous email regarding [[Simonchu]]...<br />
<br />
Prove that you're the honest man you claim to be an screencap the data information on your first upload of Simonlia IF you want to prove to your fans that you're telling the truth.<br />
<br />
All though you're probably avoiding this because you can't prove that you made her before Simonchu.<br />
<br />
<br />
Your Drifting Fan,<br />
Kali Smith}}<br />
{{EmailReply|What is "An Screencap"?}}<br />
<br />
===Masquerade===<br />
{{Email|From: blockkick78@aol.com<br />
<br />
Hi! You might not remember me, but I was the one who asked you about what you dressed up as for [[Halloween]] when you were a kid (back in [[Mailbag 33]]). You said you'd get back to me and, well, it's been a month and I've heard nothing, so I figured I'd ask again: what did you used to dress up as for Halloween as a kid (provide years as well)? Also, did you have a favorite [[Chris and cosplaying|costume]] and, if so, what was it and why was it your favorite? I'd also appreciate any pictures of you in Halloween comics that you might have.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Oh, please forgive me for the delay; I misread that question the first time. I can not recollect years, but as a child, I did dress up as [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], a Jack-O-Lantern, and even [[Wikipedia:Beetlejuice|Beetlejuice]]. I do not have pictures of me in those costumes at the moment.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris never misses an opportunity to tell that he does chores===<br />
{{Email|From: breakvistula@selfaware.com<br />
<br />
Why is there no [[Rosechu]] page on the CWCipedia? In fact, why have you been so lazy when it comes to updating the [[CWCipedia]] and adding pages for your characters? You don't even update daily any more. It's so lame.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Rosechu has her own bio page now, so feel free to read it. And I am making updates as often as possible. [[Chores|I have to work around the house some days of the week; very hard.]]}}<br />
<br />
===Appreciate it!===<br />
{{Email|From: odnar@luukku.com<br />
Dear Christian,<br />
<br />
I have a couple of questions:<br />
<br />
1) When will you be switching to widescreen for your videos? Now that [[Youtube]] supports it, it would be nicer if your videos didn't have that black bar.<br />
<br />
2) Do you consider your childhood sheltered?<br />
<br />
3) Have you considered to use more professional tools in [[Chris and art|drawing]] your comics? I think ruler and computer coloring would do wonders.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
True fan, Odnar}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) While I'd like to go Widescreen, I am afraid I have no idea how to reformat any videos to be Widescreen, nor do I have currently any means of recording in Widescreen. 2) I do not consider my childhood sheltered; I have been outside of my house Numerously throughout my lifetime. 3) Classic Hand-Drawing/Coloring is more direct than going through a non-writing stylus and a tablet. Appreciate The Hand-Drawing/Coloring.}}<br />
<br />
===Because putting something in the public water supply makes it "optional"===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:I Am Legend|Robert Neville]] <theassburgers@hotmail.co.uk><br />
<br />
Hey Chris, I was trying to think of the best argument to present to you when it comes to your blatant homophobia. You obviously hate homosexuals and have even literally wished death upon them quite recently, expressing your desire to have them killed in an explosion.<br />
<br />
So here's what I managed to think of.<br />
<br />
You say you hate the gay lifestyle and that you think they engage in unnatural acts when making love to one another. You say you hope that one day a vaccine could be discovered in order to 'cure' homosexuality.<br />
<br />
Well you know what, Chris?<br />
<br />
I hate [[autistic]] people. I'm tired of them forcing their lifestyle down my throat. I hate the way they bumble around awkwardly in public and I despise the way they talk, with the constant stuttering and the long pauses in between words. I can't stand how their brains can't function properly and I loathe the way that they always blame everything on their special little condition. WHY would anybody CHOOSE to be a RETARD?! I HOPE THEY DIE.<br />
<br />
See what I'm doing here Chris?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I have respectfully withdrawn that statement about the gays in the army, and I have a more positive opinion on them. As for the vaccine, it should be optional; for those gays who are not comfortable with their own lifestyle and want to be straight. Otherwise, they can live as they please. And for your comment, while I see the point you are making there, I do not care much for that. [[Speech impediment|I Rarely Stutter]], the pauses come up ONLY Sometimes when I've lost my train of thought, and my brain does function properly and sound. [[Chris and hypocrisy|You, sir, are obviously intollerant of the mentally handicapped]].}}<br />
''The statement about gays in the army could still be read in [[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|Mailbag 49]].''<br />
<br />
===Expect more Animu content to be ripped off===<br />
{{Email|From: Aina Andrew <aina.andrew@gmail.com><br />
<br />
To Christian W. Chandler,<br />
<br />
Have you watched any [[anime]] (Japanese cartoons) in the past year?<br />
<br />
If so, which anime series did you watch? What did you think about the story? What did you think about the animation quality? Who is your favourite character in the series, and why is he/she your favourite character?<br />
<br />
/ Aina Andrew}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have watched the first season of "[[Wikipedia:Gunslinger Girl|Gunslinger Girl]]" and "[[Shuffle!|Shuffle]]". I liked the [[China|blonde teenage girl]], because she is like a role model for the others in her group. And I liked Sia, because she is a feisty woman with a cute charm that is her own. The animation quality in both animes are very good.}}<br />
<br />
===Oedipus complex===<br />
{{Email|From: griffin lord <griffchimp@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
I have to say I'm VERY disappointed in you, Chris.<br />
<br />
Just today, my 6 year old nephew, Jonny, was staying at my house since his parents were at a wedding, so I let him use my computer so he could access the [[CWCipedia]] to read your [[Sonichu comics]], which he's a very big fan of (or WAS a fan of, as you'll read later). However, just as the front page loaded, he saw a disgusting image on the top of the main page of you fingering someone who I assume to be your mother. Needless to say, he was severely mentally scarred by this and wouldn't stop crying after he saw it. Then when his parents came to pick him up, he told them everything about what he saw on that site, and now his parents are angry at me on the grounds that I intentionally exposed him to pornography. They're even considering taking legal action against me for endangerment of a minor!<br />
<br />
How could you, Chris? Jonny used to look up to you and Sonichu as idols, but thanks to your perverted sense of humor, not only will he never read a Sonichu comic again, but he'll need mental counseling as well (VERY expensive mental counseling might I add) just to get that atrocious picture out of his head. And aside from that, I could be facing arrest as well for something I didn't do!<br />
<br />
All this because you couldn't resist allowing that offensive picture to be posted. Grow up and get a life!<br />
<br />
Yours truly,<br />
<br />
Griffin}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I did not draw that image; that was originally drawn by [[Mao]], [[Alec]], [[Evan]] or [[Sean]] on the [[Asperpedia]] who beforehand had bought the adspace wrongfully, and they did that in attempt to turn my fans against me. Feel Free to e-mail ALL your complaints personally to Mao and his crew at [mao@hsienko.com].}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris defends his use of English by citing a [[Mary Poppins|made-up word]].===<br />
{{Email|From: Robert Neville <theassburgers@hotmail.co.uk><br />
<br />
I read that a key attribute of an autistic is that they tend to restrict themselves to [[PS3|repetitive day-to-day behaviour]]. I also read that this can even take the form of repetitive speech patterns. Though I wasn't able to obtain any information about my following theory, I've observed something about yourself.<br />
<br />
I believe autism can affect a person's typing, as well as their speech patterns. My theory here is displayed by your repetitive usage of short phrases, which you commonly treat as though they are a proper noun or proper adjective.<br />
<br />
'Harshest Criticisms', '[[Aspergers|Worst Cut of Cow Meat]]' and 'Twisted Truths' are just several examples of your extensive collection of these phrases.<br />
<br />
Why do you use them so much? Do you have a limited vocabulary due to your autism? Why do you always capitalise the first letter of each word in these phrases? You don't need to. 'Harshest Criticisms' is also grammatically incorrect, as is 'Twisted Truths'.<br />
<br />
Maybe it would help your aspirations of entering the comic book business if you took a literary class or two? If you plan on writing Sonichu yourself forever then you must possess good literary skills.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I used those terms ONLY when I felt appropriate to emphasize my point I was trying to make. I do not have a limited vocabulary; I have learned a LOT of words in my lifetime, most good words of which throughout my School Education Life, such as the word, "[[Love Quest|Fickle]]", "[[Collosal Chan|Omnipotent]]", "Antidisestablishmentarenisim", and "[[Chris and English|Supercalifragilisticespialadocious]]".}}<br />
''It's also worth noting that "fickle" is another word Chris uses a lot and that "antidisestablishmentarianism" (which Chris misspells) is basically a joke word at this point and it's extremely doubtful that Chris knows its actual meaning: being in favor of keeping the Anglican Church as the state religion of the United Kingdom.''<br />
<br />
===Sloth and lack of experience===<br />
{{Email|From: rationalape@yahoo.com<br />
How can you call yourself caring individual and not care about your non-existent fans? You won't even answer their messages, let alone mine. You're just as LAZY as you are [[naive|NAIVE]].}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am answering the messages right now. And I am not [[Chris and health|lazy]] or [[naive]].}}<br />
<br />
===Moon pals is fucking awesome===<br />
{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com><br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
In an upcoming [[Moon-Pals]], the severed head of Crystal Weston Chandler<br />
will become possessed by a Kandarian demon (as per the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Evil Dead|Evil<br />
Dead]]''), come to Earth in search of human souls to devour, and start a<br />
sexual relationship with your dog, [[Patti-chan]]. Please reflect these<br />
changes in the next Sonichu so as not to confuse anyone.<br />
<br />
Thanks bruh.<br />
<br />
Sean Watley}}<br />
{{EmailReply|NO. Your "Strips" are Parodic and NOT cannon whatsoever to my, and The Original, Sonichu Pages. So you can go do your own [[Tobacky|drugs]] and burn your own strips to smoke with, you DOPE.}}<br />
<br />
===Whores VS the simple life===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Michael Steele|Michael Steele]] <hip.hoprevolution@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
Hello Chris. My name is Michael Steele, Chairman and Leader of the Republican Party. I've been following your career as a professional Comic-book artist and Rolemodel for some years now, and am convinced that a young individual of your outstanding talent, charisma and moral fibre are just what this country needs to lead her people as we forge a new path forward in the 21st century. Our party respects a man who's not afraid to speak out against the depravity in society presented by the [[homos]]exual menace, the horrors of [[smoking]] and drug abuse, and the devastation wrecked across the nation by the terror of internet [[troll]]ing. We were particularly impressed by your obvious expertise in anti-homosexual policy debate. Before you, we thought we could only ask the homos not to get married. Never before did we even suspect that we could solve the entire problem by strapping them to chairs and forcing female prostitutes on them!<br />
<br />
The way I see it, I don't see how you could lose. You are a sensation amongst the youth demographic; your ingenious Sonichu comics have inspired a generation of young people to drop their cynical aspirations and instead do their duty for [[America]] and write comic books for Uncle Sam. Your mayoral career of [[Cwcville]], portrayed in your Sonichu comics, shows what a wise and courageous leader you can be. You never lost a SINGLE election there! Even your rotund figure belies a man that's dressed for success; one who's not afraid to eat substantially to display his success in life. Plus, with the recent electoral success of Sarah Palin (famous for her straight talkin, common sense folkyism and [[Slow-in-the-mind|Downs Syndrome]] son), we feel there is a strong sympathy vote for retards such as yourself who has suffered the tortures of life with [[Autism]] and succeeded due to his own genius and determination, never taking the easy way out of life.<br />
<br />
I know you are a fan of [[Barack Obama]], but we feel you'll be more at home in our party, the "Moral Majority", who are willing to step out from the crowd who would demean and slander us just for our bigotry.<br />
<br />
We can start small perhaps; you could run for councilman at [[Ruckersville]], or mayor, but who knows what might happen in the future? Governor? [[A Public Announcement for Congress|Congressman?]] Senator? President? I don't see why you can't be each of those things and more. With your legions of followers in your loyal fanbase, there's some rich campaign funds to draw on, and a big cheer squad!<br />
<br />
So at long last Chris, I want to offer you a political career in the Republican party. Please let me know if you're interested on the cwcipedia. I will contact you again to work out the details.<br />
<br />
Yours sincerely,<br />
Michael Steele<br />
Chairman of the Republican Party.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I prefer the simple life at the moment.}}<br />
<br />
===Fatty===<br />
{{Email|From: lalanne@food4u.com<br />
Why did you lie about losing weight? I watched you last few videos, and you look fatter than ever.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|The camera tends to add weight; I am about [[WeighIn|200 lbs]]; a lot less then the past 220+ lbs.}}<br />
<br />
===In which some asshole tries to get Chris's social security number===<br />
{{Email|From: It's [[Wikipedia:Gendo Ikari|Gendo]] <shinji.you.suck@gmail.com><br />
Remember those nine numbers, Chris?<br />
<br />
"I will take that under great consideration."<br />
<br />
I have given you ample time to consider this.<br />
<br />
These are very important numbers, Chris. Have you ever considered that your dream of a twin sister has a basis in reality? Your parents didn't want you to know. They were afraid of what would happen. They wanted control over you, but they no longer have control. Consider this: My organization has the technology to be able to find your sister, wherever she is. We can make her the perfect being; somebody who will sympathize with your ordeals and torturous pain, somebody who will complement your ego -- your soul. We just need those nine numbers. I expect a reply soon. Do not disappoint me.<br />
<br />
Gendo}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Dude, Crystal is my Comic-Self's Sister; she does not exist in real life.}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_53&diff=192396Mailbag 532015-12-08T22:56:31Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 53''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] in the very early hours of the morning on 2 [[February 2010]]. Due to the closure of the CWCipedia from 8 to 14 February, the response to these emails was delayed even more than usual. Questions like Evan's statement about going to court were outdated as Chris had already killed off Simonla on 13 February.<br />
<br />
Thankfully, Chris retired the "neutral response" seen in [[Mailbag 52]]. He seemed especially meek in this batch of responses, giving small, inoffensive answers to enraged fans pointing out his incredible penchant for [[lies]] and [[hypocrisy]]. Highlights from this mailbag included the first public indicator that Chris [[Direct2sex|values sex over love]], and Chris saying he's an optimist, as though that somehow overrides mathematical proof.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===So much for true love===<br />
{{Email|From: Andreas Veinbergs <ziaxool_89@hotmail.com><br />
Hi Chris!<br />
<br />
If you had to choose between:<br />
<br>a) Have sex with a girl and never meet her again<br />
<br>or<br />
<br>b) Meet a sweetheart but never have sex<br />
which would you pick?<br />
<br />
Thanks!}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[Chris and sex|All thing considered, and if She was Clean, I would go with "A"]].}}<br />
===The sorrow of Chris's loss===<br />
{{Email|From: Chris Doyle <c32characters@yahoo.co.uk><br />
Dear sir,<br />
<br />
I have to say you've disappointed me greatly. You completely ignored my previous message, not even deigning to place it in your 'rejected' mailbag. Instead, you go on to engineer letters to stroke your own ego - Unacceptable!! How do you expect anyone to continue following your comic, let alone supporting you, with an attitude like this?!<br />
<br />
I've made a lot of allowances for your behaviour in the past while following your comic, such as trying to write off your [[homo]]phobia to your obviously [[Barb|sheltered upbringing]] and your misbehaviour as due to your illness - I even skimmed over your blatant fantasy with your 'cure' for homosexuality which greatly offended me - Not only am I bisexual, but I am also a geneticist and that farce was an insult to my work! But this latest stupidity of yours' is the last straw.<br />
<br />
Farewell from a prior fan, Asperchu here I come!!<br />
<br />
Goodbye,<br />
<br />
Christina McDoyle.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Well, I am sorry to lose you as a fan, and I pray for your return, in nostalgia at least.}}<br />
<br />
===Black brothers===<br />
{{Email|From: machball65@aol.com<br />
<br />
What do you plan to do for [[Niggos|Black]] History Month? I hope you have a special Sonichu comic in store for us devoted to Black History Month.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I'm afraid I did not have anything planned, but I have been aware of February being Black History Month, and I respect the tradition. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was a visionary; George Washington Carver finding over 300 uses for peanuts (but not peanut butter); Rosa Parks standing up for her rights by taking that seat on the bus; the list goes on. [[Chris and race|I respect my black brethren]] as equal people who stood up as high as any person is capable of.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:24, 17 February 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Chris, your comics are bad===<br />
{{Email|From: Victoria Garrison <folliclecandy@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hello Chris, I am a big fan of your comic. But recently...<br />
<br />
See, we had a big club down here in Florida, we had at least twenty members. We all loved Sonichu and talked about it, one of our members would bring his laptop and give us the update. But recently... we've been questioning your series. I mean, the art is just getting to be an eyesore to look at because sometimes we can't tell what's going on. The walls of text and the generic coloring is bad too.<br />
<br />
And now we don't get the story, what's happened to all the other characters you've created? Also recently we discovered you took [[Simonla Rosechu|a character]] from someone named [[Evan]] and changed him into a girl and called it yours. Did he give you permission to use his character and give it a sex change? Reading the fan mail you say he's overreacting, I think he has a right to, seeing how you stole something.<br />
<br />
But anyways, we've just been so disgusting with how the comics and you yourself have been doing. A [[electric hedgehog pokemon]] has gotten boring and tiring, it's just not original anymore now that we look at it. So, I, being the president of the fan club decided to take down the club. Everyone agreed and it's not more. We're trying to find a different comic to read, perhaps [[Moon-Pals]]. [[Asperchu]] has plenty of fans of ready I heard, I think the website has over 60,000 views. I looked at Moon-Pals and loved that they have a regular used set of characters.<br />
<br />
Maybe, just maybe, if you restart this 'Sonichu' into something more original and fun, and safe for kids (we had elementary students in the club) then we'll consider bringing the club back together.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[Chris and writing|Improvements to the series will be made, I can assure you]]. After [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]], I will be making LESS personal appearances in the pages, as having done so was a big mistake, because I had got carried away with the [[Love quest|trials and tribulations]] in my life, [[Man in the Pickle Suit|real]] and [[BlueSpike|online]], that it completely messed me up. I am more mentally capable of putting up with those diversities and move forward now.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:24, 17 February 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===On sexual abuse===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Jack Marsh|Jack Marsh]] <mr.jackmarsh@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
I have been in a relationship with the woman that I love for 5 years now and she means the world to me. I'm 26 years old and she is three years younger. We met when she was out with her friends celebrating her 18th birthday and have been happily inseparable ever since. I've asked her to marry me, and she has hesitated to accept, not because she doesn't love me but because she is afraid of the wedding night. This brings me to why I am emailing you; you see Chris, I've been a loyal fan of Sonichu from the very beginning and have followed every single twist in the storyline with much eagerness and I need some advice. My girlfriend, (Her name is Lynn Derleth) was [[Pedofork|molested]] as a little girl and now is deathly afraid of sexual activity. This has never complicated our relationship before because I love her enough, but she won't marry me because of the wedding night rule. What should I do Chris???<br />
<br />
~ Jack Marsh}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Well, I sympathize with Lynn, and I am sorry to hear of her trauma. The way I see it, although it is a Wedding Night, very important, as the Honeymoon is Optional, yet positively encouraging, the sex does not have to happen so suddenly. Let her know that. And I would also look into a molestation support group you can go with her to, so she can share that past experience and feelings. A lot of other people have been molested or rape; their stories of getting into the sex game after such trauma can encourage Lynn to do the same.<br />
<br />
Male/Female intercourse can be a good thing; you can help her see that.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:24, 17 February 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Well, that makes everything better!===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Dr. Tran|Dr. Tran]]<br />
<br />
"All Life IS sacred."<br />
<br>"I never said that phrase, nor meant it in any way."<br />
<br />
Oh really?<br />
<br />
"Let Obama Repeal the policy, then the [[homos]] can go die in explosions."-You, Mailbag 48.<br />
<br />
You've been caught in a lie. Game. Over.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have respectfully retracted that past statement, and I support the right for the homos to join and stay in the army. Go double-check that past entry now.}}<br />
''The [[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|response referred to]] is actually in [[Mailbag 49]]. At the time of Chris's response here, his original homophobic screed remained unchanged on the CWCipedia.''<br />
<br />
===Chris admits to being a no-good-thief===<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
<br />
"I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.<br />
<br />
Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.<br />
<br />
Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story."<br />
<br />
LIAR.<br />
<br />
You are now officially a NO GOOD THIEF.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Acknowledged.}}<br />
<br />
===We will never excuse you, Chris===<br />
{{Email|From: Robert Fisher <quitahoe@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
CHRIS, QUIT INSULTING OUR INTELIGENCE. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU ARE FOOLING ANYONE BY CHANGING SIMONLA ROSECHU'S PAGE? WE ARE NOT AS STUPID AS YOU. WE HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING THE ISSUES BETWEEN YOU AND EVAN FROM DAY ONE. IT WAS NO FABRICATION. THIS IS YOU TRYING TO RE-WRIGHT THE FACTS TO SAVE YOUR ASS FROM LEGAL ISSUES.(Once again I remind you ALL edits you make to your site are recorded. All the original messages are still accessible to everyone, including lawyers. And just saying it was a fabrication will not hold up in a court of law. They are much much much much smarter than you and will see through your bullshit) THIS IS ONLY THE MOST CURRENT IN A LONG LINE OF YOUR DECEPTIONS. STOP BEING A FUCKING DISHONEST HYPOCRITE. AND I KNOW YOU WILL TAKE THE COWARDS WAY OUT AND DELETE THIS. I DON'T CARE. THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE, THE READERS, WILL STILL SEE THIS EVEN IF YOU IGNORE IT. BUT YOUR CURRENT ATTITUDE OF TREATING YOU'RE (NOW FORMER) FANS LIKE SHIT HAS GOT ME SO FUCKING PISSED OFF. SO FUCK YOU. YOU ARE NOT A KIND AND CARING PERSON, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING MONSTER.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Well, excuse me.}}<br />
<br />
===Optimism vs mathematics===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Frank Burns|Frank Burns]] <diviziyaopelchiniya@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
I was just wondering, you've stated that you have over one million fans. Simply question: where do you get this figure? You have said that you don't trust polls, and judging by the context in which you said this, neither do you trust the software that records the number of hits on your CWCipedia site. I've been a fan of yours for a while but this is a little comprehend. I think you're just lying again to make yourself look better, and doing a pretty poor job of it. Clearly the statistical data from the aforementioned sources contradicts the absurd claim that you have over a million fas. I'm willing to do give you the benefit of the doubt though, how do you know you have over a million fans?<br />
<br />
Frank}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[Chris and Reality|I am an Optimist.]]}}<br />
<br />
===Old message is old===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Evan]] George <evang7@gmail.com><br />
[[Lies]] don't hold up in court, you know. Remove that [[Simonla|slanderous wench]] too.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|This past message is out-of-date.}}<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_52&diff=192394Mailbag 522015-12-08T22:54:30Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Fullyread.jpg|thumb|Asperchu ad in response to Chris's bullshit.]]<br />
'''Mailbag 52''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 1 [[February 2010]]. Due to the closure of the CWCipedia on 8-14 February, the response to these emails was delayed even more than usual.<br />
<br />
Chris introduced a new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with, "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English|inputed]] and [[Chris and his Ego|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pasted this stock response ''ten'' times, often in cases in which the writer had no thoughts to be "inputed," such as an automatically-generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''<br />
<br />
Other notable responses included Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and revealing that he stole the whole "dark mirror" story from [[Wikipedia:Sonic Shuffle|''Sonic Shuffle'']]. He also claimed that he was going to spend Valentine's Day with his [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. <br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
=== Chris confuses occupations with character traits ===<br />
{{Email|From: Ethan Mittel <msinsineratehymn@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Chris, when a fan stated that the relationship between Simonla and Wild had no depth, you [[Mailbag 48#Oh look, another lie|responded]]:<br />
<br />
"[[Wild]] and [[Simonla]] have more than the Opposite Attraction thing going on, if you RECALL from the "Dating Education" episode, they were IN THE SAME CLASS; They were Fatedly Paired Up for the Instant Message Sessions, and it was Love At First Sight after Realization. THERE IS DEPTH BETWEEN WILD SONICHU AND SIMONLA ROSECHU."<br />
<br />
I'm sorry, but being in the same class, instant message sessions, and having "love at first site" is not depth. If you were to have read anything other than [[R.L. Stine|Goosebumps]], you would know what character depth is.<br />
<br />
You're going to have to give more adequate reasons as to why Simonla and Wild are together, because it's obvious to anyone that Evan doesn't like the fact that you defiantly keep Simonla in your comic and the only reason you can give for keeping her in there is to be a part of a shallow relationship.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Wild is a carpenter; Simonla is a Constructor, so they can build/rebuild full houses/buildings with furnishings together. And they both knew that they were just meant to be together. Take it at face value.}}<br />
<br />
=== Chris reads a letter! ===<br />
{{Email|From: silentanderson@hotmail.com<br />
<br />
Chris, I am thoroughly convinced that you have gone completely mad. [[Sonichu 10|Issue ten]] is all about you exacting revenge on everyone who has ever angered you in even the slightest way. Moreover, you portray yourself and Sonichu as [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood?|God and Jesus like figures]]. You claim to be his servant and to not expect such treatment, but then in your mailbags you still act as though you have a god complex.<br />
<br />
And your comments on [[Homos|homosexuals]] are bigoted and offensive. You want them to die in explosions? You want a "vaccine" for them just because they tick you off? You always do this, insulting gays and then backpedaling and apologizing just because fans get offended, and quite frankly, I'm not going to buy it anymore. You are a gay hater, and I cannot support you anymore. Alec never treats gays like that in his [[Asperchu]] comics, he treats them as equals because they too, are just normal people like you or me.<br />
<br />
Your comic may have come first, but that doesn't make it better. Alec has improved on your ideas with his more progressive Asperchu series. I'm never letting my daughter read your comics again, she was heartbroken at first because she was your biggest fan, but after I showed her Asperchu, she fell in love with his touching story. I don't care if you have "suffered" more than Alec has because that doesn't make your comic better. That just shows you only want people to read Sonichu out of pity for you.<br />
<br />
I hope God hasn't given up on you because I certainly have.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== Chris reads another letter! Yay! ===<br />
[[Image:PollResults.JPG|thumb|The poll in question. Public opinion is fun!]]<br />
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Okay seriously bro, you gotta just face facts here. Numbers don't god damn lie here. You need to kick up your fucking act. I told you this at least 50 times already but you seem to just ignore me. Don't try to fudge the numbers. Look at these polls, I mean come the fuck on. You claim to have over a million fans but they seem to not give a shit about you if that's what you're saying.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== Chris discusses his inspirations, and... huh? ===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Evan]] George <evang7@gmail.com><br />
<br />
YOU are the crappy copier. You've been ripping me off since 2007 when you STOLE my drawing of the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]] for your [[Sonichu 7#The Family Guy "Skitch"|Family Guy skitch]]. <br />
<br />
And THEN, not only did you steal my Simonchu and give him a [[China|CHINA]], you never even CREDITED me for the character, you plagiarist. You are a PHONY. You WISH you were me and that you had all my Originality. <br />
<br />
What's next? Steal my Shaqchu and make Juwanna Mannchu from him? Maybe turn my Niachu into a Niolochu? You are VILE. Realize the extent of my G.D.E. Powers and Remove the slanderous mockeries of my characters. <br />
<br />
Oh wait, you can't, because my lawyers have already sent the cease and decist. Say goodbye to your [[Chris and art|CRAPPY, CRAYON-SCRAWLED ART with NO SENSE OF PROPORTION]]. <br />
<br />
The Simonchu in your Haiti image was a caught-in-the-wild one anyway, I don't get why you even bothered including it. He can't even speak Human. <br />
<br />
We're Keeping Track.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I drew the Ghost Buggy first; you know that. Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== Guys? There's a pattern emerging here. ===<br />
{{Email|From: Who Cares <thegoddambatman416@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Goddamnit Chris. I'm a longtime fan, I've been with you since your first fucking site, and I'm getting pissed at the way you're treating longtime fans like me. Yeah, I can accept that you want us to go out and do things for you, like take down the ED page (ED's a festering shit-pile of unfunniness by any rate), but you've CROSSED THE FUCKING RUBICON. The way you edit legitimate questions out of your mailbags is pathetic. And your actual responses, too: Sonichu's good because "It just is"? What the fuck kind of answer is that? YOU NEED A BETTER REASON, CHRIS.<br />
<br />
You know what else? Those one billion fans you thought you had? They're rushing away, every fucking day. Your inability to give a shit about us is what's crippling you, Chris. WE ARE THE FANS. WE ARE IN CONTROL. NOT YOU. You can be the "[[Mailbag 43#...Well, this is disturbing!|Great Director]]" all you want, but without fans, you'll be back to square one, with nobody, and I mean nobody, giving a shit about your comic.<br />
<br />
Say what you will about Alec; at least he's humble.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== If Less is More, why can't More be Less? ===<br />
{{Email|From: false <swhoosh986@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
A few of my friends who read Asperchu have been saying that the way you've been closing out plot lines lately means you're going to end the Sonichu comic series. Is this true and if it is, what will you do then?<br />
<br />
P.S. I like your comics, but am a much bigger fan of your unconventional freestyle rapping. [[Ipods Down and Listen Up]] was the bomb.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|That is not true; I am only closing plot lines pertaining to ME alone, so I can appear LESS often in the pages for books 11 and beyond. The comic series will continue very strongly. --ChrisChanSonichu 02:21, 15 February 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
=== Autocracy is a guarantee of efficiently priorized legislation process ===<br />
[[Image:Goatmilking.jpg|thumb|Criminal actions!]]<br />
{{Email|From: khorne666@yahoo.com<br />
<br />
Dear Chris Chan,<br />
<br />
Greetings from Australia, my name is Kurt and I run the largest Sonichu fan club in Australia, we have almost 12 members now!<br />
<br />
Here in Australia we have a problem, which we think you could solve,<br />
<br />
In [[CWCville|cwcville]], would public milking of goats be illegal? recently the government has banned this here, among other things<br />
<br />
attached is a photo for reference,<br />
<br />
your greatest fan downunder<br />
<br />
Kurt}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Actually, I am inclined to agree with that law; milking of animals are best left in the privacy of a farm with a barn. Public milking of animals within the city is illegal in Cwcville. Thank you for bringing that up.}}<br />
<br />
=== The comic is obviously still perfect ===<br />
{{Email|From: criticalmass82@aol.com<br />
Christian,<br />
<br />
My name is Ian and I have been reading your comics for quite some time and I have some constructive criticism for you. Don't get angry, I'm only trying to help [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] be the best it can be.<br />
<br />
The biggest thing would be the drawings. No offense, but they are bad. It is really hard to tell what things are some times, there is very little definition, you can't seem to draw elbows correctly, and you don't seem to have scale down very well. There is one drawing where [[Sonichu]] is carrying [[Rosechu]] and it looks like he is 10 feet tall carrying a 4 foot tall person.<br />
<br />
My question on your [[art]] is, are you physically handicapped at all? Are your hands deformed or do you have poor control over your fine motor skills? Have you ever considered hiring a free lance artist to do the drawings for you so they would look professional instead of something a 8 year old with Downs Syndrome would scribble in his coloring book?<br />
<br />
Second, [[Chris and writing|the stories suck man]]. You don't seem to have any concept of keeping continuity or story arcs correct. Like when [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|CWC's sister]] is trapped in limbo and CWC needed to track down the [[Sonichu Balls|Chaos Emeralds]], but then CWC turns into [[Collosal Chan|Colossal Chris]] he simply, and anti-climatically, opens a magical doorway and pulls her out. Why? You would have had so many opportunities for adventure and excitement if you had started a quest to get the Emeralds.<br />
<br />
Also, the dialog. Dude, what the heck is up with all the rambling monologues confusing speech?<br />
<br />
Have you considered hiring a ghost writer to help you with your story lines, making the dialog more straightforward and exciting to read?<br />
<br />
And finally, your characters are really two-dimensional and bland. They have no personality. Honestly they seem like the same exact character, [[Kacey|with the same exact]] [[Jackie|way of talking]], but with different colors and slightly different powers.<br />
<br />
Maybe the ghost writer you hire could help you develop your characters and give them more depth?<br />
<br />
Perhaps you could have Alec Benson Leary help you out with the writing and stories? His comics are very rich and exciting with lots of humor and excitement and very well thought out. I know he looks up to you so he would probably be willing to do it.<br />
<br />
One last note, I think you need to get rid of Simonlia Rosechu. She's boring and very unpleasant to look at.<br />
<br />
Have a nice day Chris.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|To answer your questions, 1) I am NOT Physically Handicapped. 2) They are Chaotic (Sonichu Ball) Crystals; NOT Chaos Emeralds; BIG Difference. The entrance and escape from mirror worlds has been done before; have you seen the conclusion to Sega Dreamcast's '''Sonic Shuffle''' Story? 3) It's called Freedom of Speech. 4) I do not wish to hire a Ghost Writer, because he/she may mess with it and distort the story. 5) They have their own Personalities; take a deeper look. 6) I would rather eat 10 dung beetles than let Alec even TOUCH Digital or Regular Pen, Paint, Marker or Pencil on any of MY pages. --ChrisChanSonichu 02:21, 15 February 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
=== Chris flaunts his inputation fetish ===<br />
{{Email|From: pickersss@post.com<br />
<br />
I saw your [[Mailbag 50]], and I had a good laugh. It's funny knowing that you sat in your room writing up fake complimentary fan letters, because you never get them in reality. Nobody will ever send you letters like that, and it's your fault that they don't for making such a crummy comic and being such a horrible, stupid manbaby.<br />
<br />
Grow up.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== What is "inputing" anyway? A synonym for "ignoring"? ===<br />
{{Email|From: dontcallmeshirlie@cheerful.com<br />
<br />
You want to apologize to your fans, to make things right, but unfortunately, your words are empty and meaningless to us. You've lied to us before. You lied about [[Rosechu]]'s tail (it was originally pointed; us long-time fans know this). You lied about posting a new comic every day (which you promised us fans you would do). You lied about finishing the Christmas story. You lied about Ivy being your God chosen heartsweet (which really hurts me, since I'm a Christian, and it makes God look bad). You lied about [[Simonla]]. You lied about [[Miyamoto Saga|making the Sonichu games happen]]. You lie and you lie and you lie and you lie, yet you expect us to just trust you.<br />
<br />
We are not stupid. We are not [[autistic]]. We know better, and you have lost our trust with your history of [[lies]].<br />
<br />
To make it up to us, you're going to have to do better than apologize. You're going to have to give us what we want in order for us to forgive you.<br />
<br />
And what do we fans want? First, we'd like to elect our new mayor. With you stepping down at the end of this comic (another thing you've promised), it's the perfect time. We loyal fans have been citizens of Cwcville for nearly decade, and we deserve to have our voices heard. Have the CWCipedia sysop hold an election on-line.<br />
<br />
Second, we want to see daily updates. Once a day, seven days a week. None of this "well, I drew the comic, but I won't upload it until later" phooey.<br />
<br />
Third, no more lying. There's no such thing as a little white lie, and they all pile up against you until the people around you can't trust you any more. Honestly, I've been a fan since the start, but now I can't even watch a Youtube video by you or read anything you write without thinking I'm being lied to, and it hurts, because it's disrespectful to lie to people.<br />
<br />
Fourth, no more fan service. No more Rosechu panties. No more sex scenes. I asked the other fans, and none of us appreciate it. Plus, it isn't TV-Y7. The last time I saw a panty shot in your comic, I vomited on my keyboard. I'm not attracted to animal people, and none of your fans are, so stop that nonsense for us.<br />
<br />
Fifth, cut down the cast. You're taking a step in the right direction by removing yourself from the comic (if that isn't another lie), but there are still too many chiefs and not enough injuns. The Sonichu Comic should be about Sonichu. Not [[Wild Sonichu]]. Not [[Punchy]]. Not [[Blake]]. Just Sonichu. It's okay if they cameo from time to time, but they should never be the main focus, even for a second. The best solution is to kill off some of the characters, or at least retire them from the comic as well.<br />
<br />
Sixth, respect other artists. Simonla isn't your creation. Evan created Simonchu/Simonla. Evan no longer wants you using that character, and you should respect his wishes. Otherwise, you can't expect others artists (like Alec) to respect you, nor can you really expect respect from your fans.<br />
<br />
Seventh, never insult our intelligences again by creating fake emails like you did in mailbag 50 ever again. You're a naive fool if you think anyone would buy those as real emails.<br />
<br />
These are seven things you could easily do to regain your true fans, which you've lost. If you cannot do them, then consider I and the last few true Sonichu fans lost. Your [[Heart level|fan level]] is currently shattered at 1%. I've given you the seven tools to restore it, but it's up to you to take this advice. Please do.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== This, if anything, requires a canned response ===<br />
[[Image:RIP mike.JPG|thumb|Requiescat in pace]]<br />
{{Email|From: Mike Jackson <mikejackson113@hotmail.com><br />
Christopher Weston Chandler,<br />
<br />
I am writing on behalf of my husband, Mike. Sadly Mike passed away earlier this morning around midnight. He was found slumped over in his chair with a bottle of [[alcohol]] and a mostly empty bottle of [[Wikipedia:Zolpidem|ambien]]. Until we have the autopsy on Monday, there is no way of knowing if this is suicide or if it was accidental.<br />
<br />
I am putting my husband's affairs in order, one of which was you. I am tempted to scream at you and call you all sorts of names as I feel that YOU are the reason Mike committed suicide. One look at your filthy little page shows me that you've driven more than one person to suicide. He reached out to you in a moment of trouble and you were too busy to help him, despite your promises to.<br />
<br />
But that would not have made Mike happy. Mike was a good [[honest]] soul who truly believed the best of everyone. He would have been happy to know that our son has come home, although it is on a sad note. I had managed to get in contact with him shortly after I found his father's still and cold body in the living room. His wife Debbie has been an unexpected stronghold of compassion during this time and I'm truly sorry that Mike never got a chance to really know her.<br />
<br />
Because Mike thought so highly of you, I am letting you know of his passing and I am letting you see his obituary. But rest assured, none of my children NOR their friends will EVER visit your site again. They may visit Asperchu's site, but never yours. I will never be able to forgive you for ruining our family's life forever.<br />
<br />
Marie Jackson<br />
<br />
http://www.christianmemorials.com/tributes/mike-jackson/}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
''In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], Chris revealed that he didn't remember who Mike was, nor did he even look at Mike's obituary.<br />
<br />
=== ...yeah, it's probably supposed to be "ignoring" ===<br />
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com><br />
Christian Weston Chandler. I have tried to come to a reasonable compromise with you, but to no avail. You refuse all attempts I make to have a serious discussion with you (I suggest that you take me more seriously when I try to talk to you from now on, because I am losing interest in holding back Evan's wrath). So I have no choice but to return to your mailbag, full of [[Chris and censorship|CENSORSHIP]] and LIES though I know it to be. Although you probably won't read this because it is too difficult to Comprehend, perhaps your readers will find some value in it.<br />
<br />
Let us take an examination of your [[Mailbag 48#10 Reasons|Ten Reasons]], and then I will submit my own Ten Reasons (As I received the same request for them as you).<br />
<br />
"1) Because my Sonichu Comics are THE Original."<br />
<br />
Are they now? How can you say Sonichu is THE original when you PLAGIARIZE ideas and characters from [[Nintendo|NINTENDO]], [[Sega|SEGA]], [[Transformers|HASBRO]], [[Family Guy|SETH MCFARLANE]], and all the other ORIGINAL creators. Considering how much STRESS these questions give you, I do not know Why you do not simply show why writing Meg into your story is a FILTHY [[Parody|PARODY]] of the kind you DESPISE.<br />
<br />
"2) Alec admits he got HIS ideas from MY Characters and Comics."<br />
<br />
See above. You got YOUR ideas from NINTENDO'S [[Pikachu]] and SEGA's [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Also, as we discussed, EVAN WANTS HIS SIMONCHU, AND ALL DERIVATIVE CHARACTERS, OUT OF YOUR COMIC. You are using them to SPITE Evan, you TROLL.<br />
<br />
"3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months."<br />
<br />
ASPERCHU has been around exactly 59 days as of this writing, and I completed my first issue within the first 7 days of that. You have been around ten years, yet it took you the first FIVE YEARS of that to complete [[Sonichu 0|your FIRST issue]]. Judging by ratios alone, ASPERCHU is better.<br />
<br />
"4) I do not draw [[Sonichu 10|gore]], and I rarely draw [[Nudes|nudity]] or references, so you are less likely to feel queasy in comparison."<br />
<br />
I would perhaps submit some of my fan letters to show how much fans love my artwork, but you can read all about it in my mailbags anyway, which you obviously don't do.<br />
<br />
"5) It is a [[Homos|Straight]]-Oriented Comic Series."<br />
<br />
Which alienates your gay fans. Having no such rigid boundaries in my comic allows people of ALL orientations to find something they like in ASPERCHU.<br />
<br />
"6) Some of the events around ME were based from My Real-Life Expierences."<br />
<br />
So not only do you plagiarize other creators, you plagiarize your OWN LIFE? ASPERCHU contains ORIGINAL plotlines.<br />
<br />
"7) I have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life."<br />
<br />
So readers should give you pity-fame? I don't use my condition as a crutch to gain sympathy; I rely on my good artwork and storytelling alone to bring in fans.<br />
<br />
"8) I've had to work a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and tortures."<br />
<br />
Once again, you fail to talk about anything but YOURSELF, even when you are asked to speak of something else (Just like your unsatisfactory "apology" video, most of which you spent demanding unwarranted concessions from me rather than apologizing for your atrocious behavior). The question was about why SONICHU IS A BETTER COMIC THAN ASPERCHU, not why YOU DESERVE MORE PITY THAN ME. Although I'll grant you that one, you do deserve pity. But I am the one who deserves fans.<br />
<br />
I keep ASPERCHU, about ASPERCHU. I do NOT use myself as a surrogate character within its pages. If people want to hear about my problems, such as the trolling I receive from YOU, they are free to ask me; when they read my comic, they just want an entertaining story.<br />
<br />
"9) The comic pages are ALL Originally Hand-Drawn; ONLY the text gets fixed in photoshop for better reading."<br />
<br />
So you ignored me when I told you my works are hand-drawn as well? This point too is void.<br />
<br />
"10)I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]]."<br />
<br />
I have, as of this morning, just broken 21,000 fans. If this rate keeps up, I will surpass one million fans in less than eight years, not ten. But the rate won't keep up, it will actually increase. In a few short MONTHS, ASPERCHU has achieved a popularity on par with, then EXCEEDING Sonichu itself.<br />
<br />
Now for my own TEN REASONS, which will mirror yours:<br />
<br />
1.) ASPERCHU is THE original Electric-Aspergers Hedgehog.<br />
<br />
2.) I got my ideas from ME. You won't find MY comic littered with stolen Transformers characters, personality-lacking hedgehog recolors, and out-of-context Family Guy jokes.<br />
<br />
3.) ASPERCHU features heartbreaking themes. The good guys don't always [[Ultra Sonichu|win perfectly]], and the bad guys don't always get defeated. It's that suspense of never knowing what's around the corner that makes a good story.<br />
<br />
4.) I include my fans in the creative process. When a fan sends their idea and requests I use it, I make a full effort to do so. What the fans want is what they get.<br />
<br />
5.) ASPERCHU includes peoples of all races, ethnicities, creeds, and orientations. Even if I had some reason to be offended by the harmless existence of gays, which I DON'T, I would not exclude them from being a part of the ASPERCHU Experience.<br />
<br />
6.) Rather than using my own boring life experiences as direct storylines, I create ORIGINAL stories to grip and hold the reader's attention. I do NOT use my comic as a vehicle to gain pity and sympathy from people who expect a comic to entertain them.<br />
<br />
7.) ASPERCHU is ALWAYS on time. Nary a day has passed without updates, because I understand that Fans will feel unappreciated if they are not given consistency.<br />
<br />
8.) ASPERCHU is painstakingly drawn to be a good work of art. Whenever I make a mistake, I spend good time and energy in Photoshop to correct it and make it easier for the viewer to understand my artistic emphasis, as well as just easier on the eyes. (All those smudgemarks and marker streaks just look unprofessional, I find.)<br />
<br />
9.) I'll say it once again, because it is such an important point... ASPERCHU is ALWAYS, ALWAYS on time. Since ASPERCHU is my SERIOUS FRANCHISE, I don't let silly things like being TIRED or STRESSED get in the way of uploading new pages.<br />
<br />
10.) ASPERCHU brings love to people, rather than hate and trolling.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== Yet more inputs ===<br />
{{Email|From: Jess Skelton <untcatisfinetoo@gmail.com><br />
<br />
I just watched your "apology" video and I have to say I'm once again taken aback by your selfishness. You lost. Alec won. You know it. Even your voice in the video has a defeated tone to it. You just made this half-assed apology because you wanted something, not because your genuinely sorry for acting like a jerk. That's the only reason you ever apologize for anything. It's pathetic really, and only makes more people flock to Alec's Asperchu.<br />
<br />
And your attempt to be nicer in the mailbag is laughable. In one email you told someone your a loving and caring individual. Then like two letters down, you told all gays to die in an explosion. Do you even know [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]] means? Here this might help;<br />
<br />
Hypocrite<br />
<br />
Noun<br />
<br />
1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.<br />
<br />
2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.<br />
<br />
Those two definitions describe you almost perfectly. Just because you don't want to believe it doesn't mean isn't true.<br />
<br />
One last thing. Numerous times you've stated that you have to try to be straight. Does this imply that you have trouble with being a heterosexual? You also tell people to stay on the straight path. The thing is Chris, true and honest heterosexuals don't fall off the straight path. They don't have to try to be straight. Sometimes people pretend to be straight because that's what their parents and community expects of them (i.e. hypocrites). I expect your probably one of those people, since you've openly admitted having to work at being a heterosexual.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== The what friend? ===<br />
{{Email|From: handsomeboy@newsrap.com<br />
Valentine's Day is just around the corner. What are you plans?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Spend time with my [[Kimmi|girl friend]].}}<br />
<br />
=== Master of diplomacy at work ===<br />
{{Email|From: Thessaloniki M. <thessaloniki.tan@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hello there, Christian. I have a few questions:<br />
<br />
1. I see that at one point in your blog, you told Jack Thaddeus to "Go Into F***ing Scientology". What are your opinions on Scientology, if I may ask? You obviously disapprove of it, but is there anything else you have to say about it? Also, did you know that "homos" are considered evil in Scientology?<br />
<br />
2. In [[Wikipedia:Oman|Oman]], there are laws against ugliness (such as unpainted buildings and dirty cars) that causes the sultan [[stress]]. Does CWCville have any such laws?<br />
<br />
Regards,<br />
Thessaloniki}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) I do not disapprove of Scientology, yet I do not agree with it either. 2) No.}}<br />
<br />
=== A small fault in the fan's plan? ===<br />
[[Image:Brosechu.jpg|thumb|Cool story, bro.]]<br />
{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
I think I've solved all your problems with Rosechu looking a guy. Why<br />
not have Rosechu get hit with another magical [[rainbow]] or something and<br />
turn into my totally original and unstolen character, Brosechu? He<br />
enjoys keg parties, beer pong, [[Family Guy]], [[Tobacky|pot]], hanging out with his<br />
bros and having sex with girls he meets at keg parties. Seriously I<br />
thought this up in about five minutes and he's already a richer, more<br />
interesting character than Rosechu.<br />
<br />
Have a Nice Day,<br />
<br />
Sean Watley}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Rosechu is a WOMAN.}}<br />
<br />
=== Further proof of Chris's originality and mastery over continuity ===<br />
{{Email|From: Evan George <evang7@gmail.com><br />
<br />
What happened to [[ScotPalazzo]]? All the [[jerkops]] got cured, but what of the [[Manajerks]]? Will [[Trebor Capman]] (Accomplice) ever get his? <br />
<br />
Also, why did Sonichu leave [[Darkbind]] and [[Zelina]] to be brutally maimed by [[Clawdorf|Clawdoef]] for the sake of flying to Minnesota and settling a really petty grudge? See, when I introduce characters in my comic I actually use them and remember to resolve all their plotlines.<br />
<br />
Still Keeping Track.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) They were all cured. 2) That is Not the Case; Darkbind and Zelina will be fighting Clawdorf with great sword and bow/arrow battles.}}<br />
<br />
=== Automated Message vs. Canned Reply: Battle of The Champions ===<br />
{{Email|From: Mrs. Jackson <mikejackson113@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
You have been sent the following message from Mrs. Jackson (mikejackson113@hotmail.com)<br />
<br />
Mrs. Jackson wrote:<br />
<br />
You are invited to visit the Online Obituary of Mike Jackson at Christian <br />
Memorials. To visit this Web site, open your browser and go to:<br />
http://www.christianmemorials.com/tributes/mike-jackson/<br />
<br />
Your PASSWORD: anime1<br />
<br />
... create memorial Web sites, featuring<br />
<br />
* tribute photograph<br />
* online guestbook, visitor flowers & candles<br />
* photo albums, video and audio clips<br />
* build family tree and life timeline<br />
* mutiple tribute pages (i.e. family, education, travel)<br />
* background graphics and music, online journal<br />
* receive sympathy eCards and private messages from visitors<br />
<br />
To trial a memorial account today, click the following link:<br />
http://www.christianmemorials.com/memorials/signup.asp}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}<br />
<br />
=== And finally, insight on sports ===<br />
[[Image:ChrisAndAsperchuWrestle.jpg|thumb|Good straight fun!]]<br />
{{Email|From: Billy Herrington <broaniki@gmail.com><br />
Hello again Chris,<br />
<br />
To answer [[Mailbag 48#Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes|your question]], a wife beater is a nickname of a sleeveless shirt worn by athletes. I thought someone that was as pumped up as you would know such a thing. But I have a new question for you, what is your favorite sport? Mine is wrestling. I have attached a new drawing of you and Asperchu in a friendly match of wrestling.<br />
<br />
Take care,<br />
Billy Herrington}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Basketball]].}}<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_51&diff=192391Mailbag 512015-12-08T22:29:15Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 51''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 31 [[January 2010]], with this mailbag uploaded by the sysop, instead of by Chris (as in Mailbag 50). It was answered on 1 [[February 2010]]. Remarkably, Chris did not edit, delete, or reject a single email. This was the last Mailbag Chris would answer before the CWCipedia was taken down by a legal challenge from [[Evan|Evan George]]. He wouldn't manage to upload any more responses for two weeks.<br />
<br />
Highlights from this mailbag included Chris demanding delicious cell phones, blaming the FCC for his determination to show sex to children, and hinting at [[Sonichu 11|Issue Eleven]] being some sort of insane combination of a reboot and a clip show.<br />
<br />
Two weeks after Chris originally answered this Mailbag, he went back and heavily edited the second message in a futile attempt to cover up some of his homophobic remarks.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
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===Chris defends stealing exact lines of dialogue by stealing exact lines of dialogue===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Gil Gerard|Gil Gerard]] <gilsemailaddy@yahoo.com><br />
You call yourself a "creative genius." Creative geniuses come up with completely original ideas all on their own. You, however, borrow everything in your comic from other sources. Sonic, Pokemon, Transformers, Family Guy...every bit of your comic comes from somewhere else. You even copy exact lines of dialogue from these sources. This is not being a creative genius.<br />
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If you could come up with something all on your own, without including things you saw elsewhere, what would it be? I think it would be interesting see a CWC production of a comic that didn't steal anything from other comics, TV shows, or games.<br />
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--Gil}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I stand by my work.<br />
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And when YOU actually invent the [[Cleveland Show|Edible Cell Phone]], the iRitz; give me a call on your cracker, then eat the phone, and I'll answer the question better.}}<br />
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===Working on it===<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
Chris, your recent video is still inadequate.<br />
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You did not apologize for the threats you made against Alec, and you made it obvious that you only want to apologize to get something you want--apologies need to be selfless in order to count(that means you can't ask for anything in return).<br />
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appearing to be rude? <br />
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And you didn't just "seem to be" rude, you WERE rude.<br />
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Editing SOME letters? Overall, you've edited or deleted around seventy letters. That's not "Some". At least twice you deleted half a mailbag. <br />
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Don't like it when people criticize you? Too bad, that's what fame does. Suck it up and accept it.<br />
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Able to take criticism to a certain point? So that means you can't handle it. All TRUE artists know that they have to take criticism seriously.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am working hard on improving my acceptance of harshest criticisms.}}<br />
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===ACCEPT THE FACTS and Lay Off===<br />
{{Email|From: Stephany Miller <smokerchick1970@hotmail.com><br />
Hello, Christian<br />
<br />
I have to admit I was rather dismayed that you deleted my email without so much as responding to it or even putting it in the Rejected Mailbag. However, I have seen your recent video and you make it apparent that you are willing to give "nice responses" instead of just refusing to acknowledge emails like a spoiled child. Since you have expressed concern that these emails have made you slow in the mind, I will try to explain my email so your autistic mind can understand it.<br />
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1. You have fooled for such a long time into believing Rosechu was female.<br />
2. One method of your deception was naming the male Raichu from which Rosechu was created "Girl Raichu."<br />
3. It is obvious that this Raichu was male because of its pointed tale. You have changed this but the original is still on your site.<br />
4. You were so obsessive about Rosechu's femininity that it fooled a lot of your fans.<br />
5. Having Rosechu's masculinity revealed in her offer of her pickle to Simonla is an interesting plot point.<br />
6. It will be fascinating to see how this turns out.<br />
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Question: How will Rosechu's pickle affect her relationship with Sonichu. Is Sonichu a closet homosexual as I have suspected.<br />
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If you want to stop losing fans I suggest you respond to your fan's emails.<br />
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Stephany}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) I am Not fooling anyone; THE RAICHU WAS ACTUALLY ALL FEMALE. Your questions are unbiased, and outrageous. I WISH you would just ACCEPT THE FACTS and Lay Off.}}<br />
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===Perspectives and all that===<br />
{{Email|From: Derek Shinobu <derek_chu64@yahoo.com><br />
Dear Christian Weston Chandler;<br />
<br />
I have just stumbled upon your works pretty recently and offer my sincere criticism and advice.<br />
<br />
Your art is colorful and sometimes amusing, Christian. However, it is also poor in a technical sense. Characters seldom remain a consistent size, your sense of perspective is skewed, and the panels are sometimes so crowded as well as badly laid out, that it becomes hard to follow what is happening.<br />
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While this can be excused in the case of a young child's artwork, you are a man twenty seven years of age with aspirations of doing this professionally. Am I right in saying that you wish to be a professional comic book writer/artist? There is a difference between child-like and childish.<br />
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Now, with all that being said, here's my advice. Why don't you go back to college and enroll in an art course or two? You would have to cut down on buying videogames and sex related paraphernalia, but if drawing is what you plan to do with your life, why not take it seriously and try to improve? If you're truly passionate about your art, a few hundred dollars every month should not be a big sacrifice for you.<br />
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I am fully aware there are professional artists out there that have never taken an art course, but if you are honest with yourself, Christian, you'll notice their art is on a different level from yours.<br />
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I truly believe that if you learn the basics, your art would improve a hundred-fold and silence all those critics who say you cannot draw better than a third-grader. Yes, you would have to swallow your pride and admit to yourself that your art is not as good as you thought, but Christian, no one gets better without first realizing they need to get better.<br />
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And think of the benefits. You would actually have something to wake up for everyday. You could start showering regularly. You could start socializing again. You would even know the correct date instead of being five days off like in your [[CWC Update 30 January 2009|last video]] (It's January 30th, Chris, not 25th). Just don't do silly things like spreading around a newsletter or wearing a sign, and try not to make the female students uncomfortable. Get out there into the world and make something of yourself, Christian Weston Chandler, before life passes you by completely.<br />
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Good Luck,<br />
Derek}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[Chris and art|I have taken over 15 art classes]] in my lifetime, learned perspectives and all that. I stand by my work.}}<br />
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===He gives no care===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:The Notorious B.I.G.|Biggie]]<br />
"How many fans do you think Asperchu has? Please specify one of the following options: 0-10, 11-100, 101-1000, 1001-10000, 10000+. A: 0-10"<br />
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Yeah, about that. According to the hit counter(that exists on all wikis), his front page has been accessed 61,774 times since it's creation a month or so ago(it counts multiple hits from the same person).<br />
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I don't think 1-10 fans could possibly manage that. Oh, and by the way, more than 10 people have sent letters talking about how much more they like Asperchu, so you're wrong.<br />
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Likewise, your front page has been accessed some 200,000 times over the last six months. Having 1,000,000+ fans cannot possibly generate this few hits.<br />
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You've probably got around 500 fans (You had around 3000, but Issue 10 knocked 2500 of them out of your circle and Asperchu was waiting to pull them in), and 3000 trolls. You're fairly irrelevant, actually.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I give no care to POLLS and such; I continue with my work, and answer my messages with tought. Give me a break.}}<br />
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===The recent explosion of pornography in TV-Y7 cartoons is not Chris's fault===<br />
{{Email|From: Leslie Triballo <lesliepony@yahoo.com><br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
When you said, "Children will likely be seeing [panty shots and genitals] in real life, so mellow out and let them learn a bit," that's not your decision to make. That's up to the parents, and you are not the parents of the kids reading this comic. You claim this is a "TV-Y7" comic, but in order for a program to earn a TV-Y7 rating, certain things are not allowed at all. Depictions of sex and sexual organs are not allowed at all, even if censored. Innuendo is also not allowed at all. When parents let their kids watch something rated TV-Y7, they do so expecting it will not contain those things.<br />
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Your censored comic is much more like a TV-PG or TV-14 program. You need to make this known, or else a parent could sue you for exposing their child to filth and being dishonest about the rating.<br />
<br />
--Leslie}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Don't blame me, blame the FCC; they are letting up on their ratings and mellowing out.}}<br />
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===An invitation===<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
"I Am Straight. I would never join the military. Let Obama Repeal the policy, then the homos can go die in explosions."<br />
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You just admitted that you want people to DIE because you don't like their sexuality.<br />
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Well, I think that settles it. You're a terrible person.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am a lot nicer than that; you should hang out with me in person and get to know me better.}}<br />
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===Chris pities someone===<br />
{{Email|From: lovelyrainbow6@aol.com<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
My name is Kayla and as an asexual I saw that in one of your previous mailbags that you are ticked off by the asexual community. It bewilders me and I'd like to ask why does it bother you? Please respond. Have a great day.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Asexuals are [[Virgin with rage|Missing Out]] on the great things of Love and Romance; I am not ticked off at them, I pity and feel sorry for them.<br />
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--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:30, 2 February 2010 (CET)}}<br />
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===He might as well have ignored it===<br />
{{Email|From: Kali Smith <kali.kitsune@hotmail.com><br />
Your response based off of this: http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-Remake-Issue-0-7-117026127<br />
"Indeed, but it does not have the same Personality and Charm ONLY the Original Pages of Mine Have."<br />
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Just because you drew it doesn't mean that it has "personality and charm."<br />
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That's like me saying, "just because I drew a stick figure it has more personality and charm than you painting of the Sistine Chapel."<br />
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I think his has more personality because it IS well planned and it practices composition and great visual verbal layout. His word bubbles are easier to follow and he practices paragraphs and topic structure. Plus he manages to improve upon your own story by providing a verbal structure that's easier to comprehend.<br />
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So I personally find his work has more depth and personality than yours currently does.<br />
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I would suggest taking drawing classes so your artwork can move beyond the grade-school stage and literary courses to improve your storytelling and plot construction.<br />
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Just some tips!<br />
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Please don't edit or ignore. :( I'm not trying to be mean, just honest.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your point is well-taken.}}<br />
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===Seriously, what the hell is an overacting comedian?===<br />
{{Email|From: Evan George <evang7@gmail.com><br />
I may be an "overacting comedian", but I'm a comedian with lawyers, kiddo.}}<br />
''Chris failed to provide any sort of answer for this letter. This letter foreshadows the closing of the CWCipedia.''<br />
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===Yes he is===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Scott Bernard|Scott Bernard]] <marsbasesoldier@yahoo.com><br />
Christian,<br />
<br />
So you say that you don't mind homosexuals and wouldn't mind associating with them, to wanting them to join the military to get killed in explosions. You are such a heartless bastard.<br />
<br />
Just admit the fact you have always hated homosexuals, you've never meant anything positive you've said about them, you just said those things to make yourself look good.<br />
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But remember this, those "homos" that you hate with a passion, they are willing to die for their country, something you would never do. Those men are more man then you will ever be. You are nothing but a coward.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am not a coward.}}<br />
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===A reboot is scheduled===<br />
{{Email|From: Heso Pringles (eastcoastphillywhereyou@gmail.com)<br />
<br />
Hey Chris, I think those people asking for a reboot of the Sonichu comic might be onto something, if only to cut down on the number of superfluous characters. There's nothing wrong with using one-off characters or villains (the Pokemon cartoon basically thrived on the Character of the Day formula), but it's another thing entirely when the characters in question show up to do absolutely nothing.<br />
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The example that sticks out in my mind are CWCville's Power Rangers. Not only did they get mentioned out of nowhere (they certainly would have been nice to have around back in Episode 13!), but they don't even appear in the episode at all! There is basically no point to characters like that; I bet you don't even know how they are supposed to look or act.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed.}}<br />
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===Apologizing deeply===<br />
{{Email|From: Cherry Greg (frog.out@hotmail.com)<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
You created Rosechu in the early 2000s, while the gender changes were added to Pokemon sprites in 2007. All you had to do to quell the questions of Rosechu's gender is say that back when you started the comic, ALL Raichus had pointed tails, and that you would have certainly made sure to give her a rounded tail if those changes existed back then.<br />
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Instead, not only did you yell at your fans, and not only did you not do any sort of research into the subject, but you went out of your way to lie to us by altering an image to give the Girl Raichu a rounded tail, when in the unaltered image (that we can all still easily see, by the way) still has the pointed tail.<br />
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Chris, we're your fans, and some of us have been with you since 2007. I used to think everyone else was insane for saying they are not being a fan of Sonichu anymore, but if you keep treating us like enemies, I might start considering it as well.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I apologize deeply, and you have made the point in more accurate words I was looking for. Thank you.}}<br />
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==Revisionism==<br />
On 14 February 2010, after the death and rebirth of the CWCipedia, Chris edited Keith Keithson's message, totally rewriting the quotation Keithson refers to. As a result, the message no longer makes the least bit of sense, and Chris's hatemongering is naturally still visible in the page's edit history. It's also still visible in [[Mailbag 49]], where Chris first made the comment that Keithson quoted. The edited message and response read as follows:<br />
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{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
"I Am Straight. I would never join the military. Obama should Repeal the policy, although gay, they each have their own abilities, knowledge and experience technologically, combatic or anything great in the heat of the bloody battles. '''Power to the Gays in the Army.'''"<br />
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You just admitted that you want people to DIE because you don't like their sexuality.<br />
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Well, I think that settles it. You're a terrible person.}}.{{EmailReply|I am a lot nicer than that; you should hang out with me in person and get to know me better.}}<br />
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{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_50&diff=192390Mailbag 502015-12-08T22:24:26Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
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<div>On 30 [[January 2010]], [[Chris]] uploaded '''Mailbag 50''', containing questions picked out by himself. It was the first mailbag not uploaded by the Sysop. Oddly, none of the "letters" were actually emails; Chris simply responded to a conversation a group of [[trolls|users]] had on a [[Sonichu Forum|Sonichu fan forum]]. <br />
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As such, Chris didn't so much respond to individual letters, as lines of conversation. Although these letters were all cherry-picked by Chris to focus on how [[Chris and his ego|awesome]] he was, or to support his war against [[Asperchu]], there were still plenty of letters that sarcastically mocked him, with Chris [[Naive|none the wiser]]. The funniest was probably Dr. [[Wikipedia:Cthulhu|Cthulhu]], who outright mocked Chris's entire life, but in such a way as to stroke his [[ego]] enough for Chris to thank him for his input. Chris also bolded parts of most of the letters to put focus on specific points, or to downplay the negative things people had been saying about him (or positive things they had been saying about Asperchu). The note at the top implies that Chris had deliberately chosen a few harsh letters so he wouldn't seem like such a pussy.<br />
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==Special note==<br />
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{{EmailReply|This mailbag is one that I have personally put together to show EVERYONE the BEST examples of how Letters in the Mailbag Should be phrased, thought and written. Please take the following examples to heart when writing future letters to me at the [[Cwcipedia]]. In a nutshell, though, the recent letters were JUST TOO DARN HARSH and [[autism|CONFUSING]]. These here are nearly harsh, but more comprehensible to me.<br><br />
I am only doing this once, and these have come from a [[Honest Content|True]], Good and Loyal Sonichu Fan Forum Site. <br />
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Thank you, and Stay Safe, <br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler}}<br />
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==Letters==<br />
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===Asperchu causes homosexuality===<br />
{{Email|From: Dr. [[Wikipedia:Cthulhu|Cthulhu]] I try not to be a [[homo]]phobe, but I myself have struggled with homosexuality, and the gay ads on [[CWCipedia]] are NOT helping. They're gone for now, thanks to Alec Benson Leary (probably the only good thing he's ever done), but it's kind of worse. The other day out of curiosity I clicked and '''read some [[Asperchu]] and [[Simonchu]]. Terrible comic''', but the homosexuality in it aroused me, brought back old feelings and I couldn't help but...do it to myself. If Chris doesn't make Alec take them down I may have to stop reading Sonichu forever!}}<br />
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===Especially in children===<br />
{{Email|From: zap2daxtreme '''Yeah those ads were terrible'''. As a devout Christian, I try to be accepting and understanding but those ads were very explicit. I thought about writing Chris a letter in protest for letting those ads be placed on CWCkipedia. One day, '''my little brother almost saw them. He could have turned into a homosexual just by looking at them!'''}}<br />
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===The beauty of dickless ads===<br />
{{Email|From: stacieee <br />
<br />
um, i kno this is gonna make me real unpopular around here, but i've actually started goin to the asperpedia when the ads on cwcipedia are bad <br />
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'''asperpedia ISN'T AS GOOD AS CWCIPEDIA, the big CWC will always own my heart lol!''' but at least their ads are under control and they don't have all like dicks and stuff.}}<br />
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===Straight girls hate dicks===<br />
{{Email|From: carissamae <br />
'''Ughhhhhh! I agree so much! I feel bad because it seems like Christian C. isn't able to get rid of any of these ads and they are ruining his site! He really needs to get rid of those ads because [[Boyfriend-free girls|straight girls]] like me get grossed out when they have to see so many horrible ads like that.'''<br />
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Did you see the ads that had so many penises in them? Oh my godddd!}}<br />
===Retarded chimpanzee colors===<br />
{{Email|From: valentina <br />
'''Yeah the Asperpedia isn't as good because it's not about Sonichu''', but it's got a ton more articles and it looks a lot better...I hate the colors Chris chose for the CWCIPEDIA, it looks like something a color-blind [[Slow-in-the-mind|retarded]] chimpanzee picked out of a crayon box. <br />
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Though I really don't care much about Asperchu, it does seem that Alec gives a lot of effort to his fans, he uploads a lot of content every day and is very polite when replying to fan mail. So I think he should be respected for that.}}<br />
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{{EmailReply|In an immediate response to you, I have read notes from people complaining about the classic background art. I will take votes from future letters up till the end of February, 2010; Should the background be of '''A single Solid Color, Character Images''' or '''What?''' Mailbags beyond this 50 will count towards the votings for this issue. --ChrisChanSonichu 17:29, 30 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
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===Chris the humble===<br />
{{Email|From: foofs '''Alec wishes he was as popular as Big CWC''' but he does upload alot of content all the time and is very polite so kudos to him, but '''he's still got nothing on CWC'''.}}<br />
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{{EmailReply|I could not personally agree more, and I am doing what I can to have Alec's "Manager", [[Mao]], REMOVE all of his ads from this, my Cwcipedia. It is a struggling task, especially in verbal exchange; it is like [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|talking to a brick wall]]. But maybe with your inputs, they will finally understand, take them down and leave us be with the Cwcipedia as it should be. --ChrisChanSonichu 17:20, 30 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
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==The "Chris's art sucks on purpose" emails==<br />
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{{Email|From: zap2daxtreme <br />
Ok, I know a lot of you might not agree with this, but I'm kind of disappointed about Chris's mailbag behavior. I mean, I know '''he must get a lot of mail from people trying to troll him and it stresses him out''', but that's no reason to be so rude with HONEST fans! For most of us Sonichu fans, if not all, that is our only means of communication with the CWC himself. I've wanted to send letters but I'm kind of worried he might misunderstand and yell at me. <br />
<br />
Anyone else?}}<br />
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{{Email|From: Dr. Cthulhu <br />
'''Chris has NOT gone mad with power! He's a very sensitive and [[Abusive babysitter|disturbed]] genius and you can't expect him to act like a bland normal person! He's avant garde, he does strange things that don't make sense with some purpose in mind. His entire life is his art, and as he says, his art speaks for him. The [[Chris and art|seemingly crude childish style]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] is done, not because he can't draw, but to make a statement'''. Some of the "questionable" videos he made, like where he does the naughty with with the naughty doll, or drinks his...you know...are done because he strives to break down boundaries of "normalcy" and "morality" and "common sense", because these ideas are a lie constructed by the corporate elite to keep us down and make us normal. <br />
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His terse, unpleasant cwcipedia responses are his attempt to redefine the relationship between the master and the followers. So we aren't forced to rely on him, but on ourselves!}}<br />
''[[Jackie]] made a very similar claim much later.''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref><br />
{{Email|From: xxros3ychuxx i think '''the purpose behind the use of a child-like artistic style is to invoke the feel of childhood imagination'''. who didnt used to scribble funny doodles about their favorite cartoon characters when they were little? for me sonichu '''reminds me of being a little kid and not having to worry about grown up stuff like college and [[money]] and my [[Wendy's|stupid dead-end job]]. thats why i like it so much'''.}}<br />
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{{Email|From: lucywatson Me too! My little brother, whom suffers from [[Slow-in-the-mind|Down's Syndrome]]], draws in the same exact style, and it's nice to see someone draw like him! '''My little brother gets so much inspiration from Chris because his art is just like the popular Sonichu! I think that's why Chris draws in such a childish, and in some ways slow in the mind way. He wishes to be an inspiration''' to mentally handicapped children everywhere!}}<br />
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{{Email|From: Dr. Cthulhu <br />
'''Chris challenges you to change your ideas about what constitutes "art". He's very post modern, always pushing the envelope of what we perceive of as "quality".''' <br />
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'''Are yo brave enough''' to make yourself stupider '''to follow him into the creative world he wishes to lead us? I, for one, AM!'''<br />
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Seriously, it takes a lot of talent to draw in such an intentionally crude and childish manner.}}<br />
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{{Email|From: Politails <br />
I kind of wish he'd buy a drawing tablet for his computer and learn to draw digitally just so we could get comic pages faster. Coloring in a full page in marker takes forever. <br />
<br />
In photoshop, all you have to do is make a layer under your outlines, pick your color, use the paintbrush to close any gaps in the outline, and use the paintbucket tool (click a few times so it bleeds under the inside edge of the outline) with "use all layers" selected and BAM! you've filled a whole shape with flat color in two seconds. There's more advanced ways, but this is what I usually do and it's really quick. <br />
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'''You guys are right though, the childlike-style is part of the charm and it wouldn't be Sonichu without it.'''}}<br />
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{{EmailReply|I deeply apologize for being rude in some of my responses to Mailbag Letters, but between you all, you have theorized correctly; I am not mad with power, I do feel sensitive and can take Harshest Criticism ONLY to a Certain Level. And I do feel that I AM a disturbed creative genius; between my life with Autism, real life events and people when and who have taunted and tortured me, the Online Internet tortures of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, ALL of the Trolls deceiving me with [[BlueSpike|pretending to be Women]] and Friends just to get the [[Nudes|Naked Content]] they have conned me out of, Having trouble separating True Person from Troll on the Internet through Typed Letters and such... I am a Very Complex Person; Avant Garde, as '''Dr. Cthulhu''' puts it. And the Trolls ONLY THINK they know me, but they have NEVER met me In Person in Real Life, much less LEARN how much of a Caring, Trustworthy Person I am. If I did not have to deal with such tortures, I would be as Bland as Alec and his bunch. How Bland would my comics be if I had not have to suffer from all of [[Cherokian Clan|MY OWN Trail of Tears]]. <br />
<br />
--ChrisChanSonichu 17:47, 30 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
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===Good writing sucks===<br />
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{{Email|From: xxros3ychuxx <br />
<br />
dunno if this is exactly the right forum for this topic but it had to be mentioned eventually lol! what do you guys think of all the sonichu spin-off comics (or '''fanfiction comics''', if you prefer) that are around these days? <br />
<br />
personally i sometimes read asperchu but '''after the [[Chaotic Combo|chaotic combo]] got killed off i was so sad i just couldnt stand it anymore!!'''<br />
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it was really poignant and dramatic but '''it was so sad (and not to mention so gross-looking!!!) that i just felt too [[stress]]ed to read it anymore!''' at least when people die horribly violent deaths in Chris's comic you just hear about it, never see it (like [[Ivy]] *shudders*)!!!!!}}<br />
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===Yay, Max!===<br />
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{{Email|From: valentina <br />
'''I don't care much about Asperchu just because some of the things he does seem to be mean to Chris, like we all know that Sonichu hates pickles but he wrote them into the story anyway'''. But other things are really fun, like I looooove Max, he's so cute! I also think the scenes where Asperchu and Sonichu spend some time together are really cute. I love how they call each other "Joy-boys"! <br />
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I wish Christian incorporated more of that [[Homos|male bonding]] / friendship aspect in his stories. I don't know about you girls, but seeing guys acting affectionate and tender really turns me on.}}<br />
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===Obviously they didn't notice [[Inos]]===<br />
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{{Email|From: carissamae '''I think sometimes Asperchu is mean to Christian W. Chandler like when Asperchu called him [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]! That was not very nice.''' But I think Asperchu teaches some really good lessons and Jivin is such a good character. I wish Christian C. would have some [[Niggos|black]] characters in his comics but he doesn't.}}<br />
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===And in closing...===<br />
{{EmailReply|You all are singing with my choir on why Alec's pages are bad. [[Ivy]] was actually a real person in Real Life, and I had thought we'd stay a couple forever, but then she commited Suicide after a series of events. I could not go on drawing her in. To disclose real-life links, I '''Made Up''' [[Lovely Weather]] for my cartoon self; She is not a real person. And her name comes from the Christmas Song, "Sleigh Ride", with the lyric that can be repeated over and over to [[Autism|continue to be good]], "(Come on, it's) Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with" "Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with" "Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with" '''Love Weather, she's a beautiful girl.''' <br />
And as a real-life homophobe, I would rarely draw such closeness between dudes, even in a Platonic Sense; I feel creeped out if I were to even think that. *Shudder* And there are people of other countries and colors within Cwcville, like I have just introduced Cwcville [[Police]] Constable, '''[[Louis Perez]]'''; he's a black dude, yes, and you can see the "bro-han" link I am comfortable drawing and portraying with such. <br />
<br />
Anyway, I'll leave this mailbag with that for now; I will answer more mailbag letters in the past three later today. Plus, I have snow on my ground right now, and I should do some more shoveling. :( <br />
<br />
Y'all take care, stay safe, and have a good day, <br />
<br />
--ChrisChanSonichu 18:02, 30 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_49&diff=192389Mailbag 492015-12-08T22:21:28Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 49''' was uploaded on the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[January 2010]] and answered on the 30th. Chris's answers seemed particularly short and rude, with the only response longer than a single line being an rant about [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|Rosechu being transgendered]].<br />
<br />
This Mailbag was also notorious for containing Chris's sentiment that [[Homos|gays]] should be allowed to join the U.S. military on the basis that it increased their chances of ''dying horribly''. When people called him out on this, he made several bumbling attempts to remove the offending statement. Hilariously, he apparently forgot which mailbag it was in, so his initial statement remained untouched, while other letters that made mention of it were censored.<br />
<br />
Chris entertained a question about this mailbag on the [[Sonichu Forum]], asking if some troll had hacked Chris's page and filled in these hostile and surly answers for him. Chris responded that the hateful responses were all his.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Apparently that's reason enough===<br />
{{Email|From: Joseph Barale <frasatar@yahoo.com.au><br />
<br />
Why would you want to do a vaccine on [[homos]]exuality and asexuality? What have they done to you?<br />
<br>And what do you have against Alec anyways? Please tell.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|They both tick me off.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris loves his country===<br />
{{Email|From: [[wikipedia:The Simpsons|Bart]] [[wikipedia:The Venture Bros.|Sampson]] <duckfinn@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris!<br />
<br />
I'm just curious, I know you're a [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|patriotic American]], how do you feel about President [[Obama]]'s plan to repeal the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy in the military? As an openly homosexual person do you think you're going to join the forces and fight for your country? Also, are you going to have [[Sonichu]] join the military in your comics at any point once the repeal is in effect?<br />
<br />
A TRUE and LOYAL fan,<br />
-Bart}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I Am Straight. I would never join the military. Let Obama Repeal the policy, then the homos can go die in explosions.}}<br />
''Chris has made several untrue claims that he has altered his response to this letter. The answer displayed here is still the only answer on this page in the CWCipedia.'''<br />
<br />
===It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.===<br />
{{Email|From: Bukovinszky András <bukiandris@citromail.hu><br />
<br />
Dear Chris!<br />
<br />
I've never really liked you, but I feel I should thank you for something.<br><br />
I've been planning to leave my parent's house and go to [[college]] lately, but I didn't had the courage to do it. I always thought how it would be easier to stay here for a little more. Then I remembered you and how you lived with your parents for 27 years. It came to me shockingly that if I don't move out, then I'll slowly become just like you. I can't let that happen.<br />
<br />
So thank you Chris for giving me confidence in this matter!}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Whatever works for you.}}<br />
<br />
===Then go answer her letter for real, asshole!===<br />
{{Email|From: Kali Smith <kali.kitsune@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
I don't like that you've edited my previous email... you're such a hypocrite when it comes to free speech and honest truth. :(}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I apologize; I am working on improving on that.}}<br />
<br />
===So basically nothing===<br />
{{Email|From: [[wikipedia:Fist of the Blue Sky|Kenshiro Kasumi]] <hokutogoushaha@googlemail.com><br />
<br />
Dear Christian W. Chandler<br />
<br />
What, in your mind, makes Sonichu so great? What makes it so appealing? Why should it appeal to everyone? Why should everyone be in to Sonichu?<br><br />
Looking forward to your answer. Keep fighting the good fight.<br />
<br />
Kenshiro Kasumi, signing out}}<br />
{{EmailReply|It just is.}}<br />
<br />
===Revisionist history===<br />
{{Email|From: Kali Smith <kali.kitsune@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
It's become very clear that you're a constant liar and that makes me very sad, as I was honestly, one of your hugest fans...<br />
<br />
It's obviously clear that the [[Raichu]] you drew was a male Raichu, based off the illustration and the year this issue came out, before there were gender classes in the [[pokemon]] games.<br />
<br />
Instead of admitting that the original Raichu was a girl version based off the previous games before there were gender classes, you're now twisting the time continuum of the Pokemon series with the copyright publication of issue #0.<br />
<br />
If you want to keep me as a fan, I expect you to practice your own words of being "honest content"... lest you be a hypocrite.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|IT was drawn BEFORE Gender-Characteristic Differences were made obvious. And within the Two Panels, that "Point" in the first was PART OF THE WATER; The other had an extra piece of Pen Mark OUTSIDE the panel box. THESE were APPARENT BEFORE the Rainbow hit; UPON STRIKE, Her Tail became more Pointed IN THE TRANFORMATION TO [[Rosechu]].}}<br />
<br />
===Educational porn===<br />
{{Email|From: Lauren C <l.cot@live.com><br />
<br />
Hello, Christian, I hope you're doing well.<br />
<br />
I was wondering... how do you think pornography is in any way educational? It's like trying to learn kung-fu from an action movie or learn about forensic science from CSI. Every second of pornography is precisely planned and scripted, and any awkwardness is glossed over, if not eliminated entirely via video editing. It's not a realistic approach to sex in any way, and therefore can't really be learned from.<br />
<br />
Have a wonderful day!<br />
-LC}}<br />
{{EmailReply|There ARE Educational Porn Videos provided by such places as the Sinclair Institute; Google the videos.}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===[[Butt garments]]===<br />
{{Email|From: untidyproblem@selfaware.com<br />
<br />
How many diapers do you personally go through a week on average? Or do you wear cloth diapers instead of disposables?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I DO NOT WEAR DAIPERS.}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_48&diff=192388Mailbag 482015-12-08T22:18:54Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 48''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 January 2010 and answered on the 30th. The letters were answered without too much incident. Chris even managed to talk about Asperchu without going into a [[Chris and anger|nuclear tard rage]]. [[Evan]] contacted Chris again about his blatant [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], but Chris brushed his comments aside. The Mike Jackson saga continued, with Chris's inability to produce a simple video resulting in a young man's life being ruined. Interestingly, Chris has no objections regarding a muscle-bound Rosechu.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Baaaaaaawww===<br />
{{Email|From: Bridget Stanley <brst1897@utdallas.edu><br />
<br />
Chris, that drawing you did of yourself as a baby was just ADORABLE! Can you please upload more pictures like that? You looked so cute in your nappies and crying for your pacifier!<br />
<br />
Thanks,<br />
<br />
Bridget}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I did not draw that [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lucrid]] defiance of a drawing; [[Mao]] of the [[Asperpedia]] is wrongfully in charge of the ads on My Cwcipedia; HE obviously copied my drawing style, took one of my signatures from one of my past artpieces and Photoshopped the signature into HIS drawing. And I DO NOT APPRECIATE THAT MOCKERY.}}<br />
<br />
===Oh look, another lie===<br />
{{Email|From: Jake <Jake0231@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris I have a few questions about the comics.<br />
<br />
First of all [[Simonla Rosechu]] she appears at random in the comic for no reason, yet you speek of her in the mailbags like she's an essential character. I mean you say she's perfect for [[wild]] because "opposites attract" but don't they both like building? The only thing opposite about them is their types.<br />
<br />
Though that leads on to my second question. What exactly attracted each of these couples to each other in the comic? because it wasn't exactly explained.<br />
<br />
[[Sonichu]]-[[Rosechu]]<br />
<br>[[Punchy]]-[[Layla]]<br />
<br>[[Wild]]-Simonla<br />
<br>[[Bubbles]]-[[Blachu]]<br />
<br>[[Angelica]]-[[Reginald]]<br />
<br />
Their relationships have barely any details all it seems is that you paired them up just for the sake of it, which is unfair on [[Evan]] because you are saying Simonla HAS to stay in the comic because of a relationship with Wild that isn't even explained other than "opposites attract".}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Wild and Simonla have more than the Opposite Attraction thing going on, if you RECALL from the "[[Dating Education]]" episode, they were IN THE SAME CLASS; They were [[Ivy|Fatedly Paired Up]] for the Instant Message Sessions, and it was Love At First Sight after Realization. THERE IS DEPTH BETWEEN WILD SONICHU AND SIMONLA ROSECHU.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris the good person===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Jeff Gerstmann|Jeff Gerstmann]] <gwaano3@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
I found out people in my [[Michael Snyder|synagogue]] and my town were just pretending to like my art because I have [[Asperger's]], so they think I'm [[retarded]] and they didn't want me to feel bad. In [[Mailbag 45]], you said that that your community and your church congregation agree that your art style is excellent. How did you win them over?<br />
<br />
Thanks.<br />
<br />
Your fan,<br />
<br />
Jeff}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I was being myself; a good person and a caring individual. No one really knows me unless they are Around Me in Person and Real Life.}}<br />
<br />
===What the fuck does that even mean?===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com><br />
<br />
How come I'm "overreacting" for wanting Simonla and Simonchu gone, but<br />
it's okay for you to want your characters out of Asperchu? You're a<br />
total [[hypocrite]].}}<br />
{{EmailReply|And you are an Overacting Comedian.}}<br />
<br />
===Copyright lawl===<br />
{{Email|From: gottagetback@usa.com<br />
<br />
I was looking at the [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|CWC certificate of registration]] you got, and I noticed something: you only registered Sonichu. Why not your other characters? Why don't you own Rosechu, or [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], or [[Bionic]], or [[Jiggliami]], or any of your other characters? Heck, you don't even technically own [[Cwcville]]. Why is that? Are you using someone else's characters like you did with [[Meg Griffin]] or Simonchu/Simonla? Just curious.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|All of MY original Characters are ALL Registered by Association.}}<br />
<br />
===Personality and charm===<br />
[[Image:Issue 1 - 2 copy.jpg|thumb|A masterpiece]]<br />
{{Email|From: Kali Smith <kali.kitsune@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
This, by the definition of the word I previously described is excellent.<br />
http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-Remake-Issue-0-7-117026127<br />
<br />
These are my reasons:<br />
<br>Consistent Anatomy<br />
<br>Understanding of layout and perspective<br />
<br>No typos<br />
<br>Understanding of colors<br />
<br />
I find it a bit ironic and sad that someone else managed to make your comic bette than you ever could. :(<br />
<br />
If he were selling them, I'd most def purchase them! Because the quality is tons better than what you're providing currently.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Indeed, but [[Chris and his Ego|it does not have the same Personality and Charm ONLY the Original Pages of Mine Have]].}}<br />
<br />
===Goat getters===<br />
{{Email|From: Alphard <alphard@conexao-br.net><br />
<br />
Hey, Chris. <br />
<br />
Why Asperpedia is now using the domain [[CWCki|sonichu.com]]?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Just to try to get my goat and tick me off.}}<br />
<br />
===It was the phrasing, honest===<br />
{{Email|From: Cpt. Wyvern <masterwyvern@googlemail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris, way to avoid my question in [[Mailbag 45]]. If you can't take criticism then don't draw. It's as simple as that really.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|It is the way the criticism was phrased; yours was phrased too harshly, and I perceived it as such and did what I did.}}<br />
<br />
===This guy's life is in shambles, but Chris was STRESSED!===<br />
[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg|thumb|A night to remember]]<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] <mikejackson113@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
Hi Chris...<br />
<br />
I'm a little bummed because [[Mailbag 45#Adventures with whores|you said that you would put out a video asking my son to come home before he made it to Vegas]] and married the escourt he lost his virginity to. You didn't and now it is too late! My son e-mailed me saying that he is now officially married to his supposed [[heartsweet]] Debbie. He even sent me a picture to prove that it actually happened, which I'm enclosing here in this letter.<br />
<br />
He still hasn't come home yet and my wife is super worried. He said that he'd come home as long as we promised not to take any legal action against his new wife. Mike is also telling me that he wants me to give Debbie a job at my company so she can stop selling herself.<br />
<br />
Chris, I still want to believe that you are good and that you had every intention of making that video. Maybe you got sick or someone in your family got hurt- please tell me that SOMETHING happened and that you just didn't forget. My wife is crying herself to sleep every night and she's even talking about divorcing me and taking the kids because I "followed the advice of a [[naive]] idiot". We had a huge fight over that, because how could you predict that any of this would happen?<br />
<br />
Please Chris, tell my son that he needs to come home. I'll do whatever it takes- I'll keep from going to the police. I'll give his wife a job doing whatever she wants. Just tell him to come home. If my wife left me, I don't know what I'd do. Life isn't worth living without my wife and family.<br />
<br />
Mike}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I apologize for not making the video that night; I had collapsed from stress, and I needed to rest a while; it could not be helped. I will make a video asking him to return home to you, I promise. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:37, 31 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
''Once again, Chris failed to make the video, this time with [[Mailbag 52#This, if anything, requires a canned response|tragic results]].''<br />
<br />
===10 Reasons===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:The Proposition|Morris Stanley]] <niflheimer@live.ca><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
I have been reading [[Asperchu]] for some time now, and I recently discovered your comic. I like what I've seen so far, and I'm thinking of switching to reading yours instead of his. So [[Wikipedia:The Proposition|I wish to present you with a proposition]]: if you can give me 10 reasons why Sonichu is a better comic than Asperchu, I'll become a true and honest Sonichu fan and never read Asperchu again.<br />
<br />
Your fan (possibly),<br />
<br />
Morris Stanley, Australia}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Okay. 1) Because my Sonichu Comics are THE Original. 2) Alec admits he got HIS ideas from MY Characters and Comics. 3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months. 4) [[Sonichu 10|I do not draw gore]], and I rarely draw nudity or references, so you are less likely to feel queasy in comparison. 5) It is a [[homos|Straight-Oriented]] Comic Series. 6) Some of the events around ME were based from My Real-Life Expierences. 7) I have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life. 8) I've had to work a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and tortures. 9) The comic pages are ALL Originally Hand-Drawn; ONLY the text gets fixed in photoshop for better reading. 10) I have had way over a million [[Trolls|fans]] worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:37, 31 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes===<br />
[[Image:PumpingIorn.jpg|thumb|I'm Strooong!]]<br />
{{Email|From: [[wikipedia:Billy Herrington|Billy Herrington]] <[[wikipedia:Cho Aniki|broaniki]]@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hi there, I have been a fan of yours for 2 weeks now. I just saw your [[11042009 51 50|exercise]] [[30 Push-Ups|videos]] and I have to say they are very inspiring. I decided to be a bodybuilder, so I would like to know: 1) How many pounds can you lift? 2) I eat [[McDonald's]] almost every day, is this a recommended diet for a weight lifter? 3) Which is better to wear? A [[Sports bra photo series|Sports bra]] or a [[Wikipedia:Sleeveless_shirt#A-shirt|wife beater]]?<br />
<br />
-Signed, Billy Herrington<br />
<br />
PS- I am also an amateur artist so I drew you with muscles. In a perfect world, everybody would have muscles. I included Asperchu because according to the ads, you look like you're friends with him. Peace and good luck.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) [[51 50|well over 100 lbs.]] 2) eat more fruit and veggies, and drink plenty of water. 3) Sports Bra. W.T.F. is a "wife beater"?}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===Reset that shit===<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
<br />
I think a reboot would be an excellent idea.<br />
<br />
Think of all the problems you could solve!<br />
<br />
You could remove Simonla without killing her, thus pleasing Evan! Seriously just do it, nobody cares about her and you can use the reboot to alter the pairings.<br />
<br />
You could properly alter [[Raichu]]'s tail so Rosechu won't be female!<br />
<br />
You could avoid all of the homophobic bullshit that caused people to hate you in the first place!<br />
<br />
You could remove yourself from the comic completely without looking like you're frantically trying to tie up loose ends!}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_47&diff=192387Mailbag 472015-12-08T22:17:43Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 47''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 26 [[January 2010]] and answered on the 30th.<br />
<br />
Perhaps the most notable response in this mailbag was Chris saying that [[stress]] could [[Heart level|kill him]], and then hoping that [[GodJesus|God and Jesus]] give heavenly guidance to fans of [[Asperchu]], directing them away from Alec's creation and back to Sonichu. Chris also claimed that it's okay for him to show so much Rosechu cameltoe in his comics because most children will eventually be exposed to such things in real life. Other highlights included Chris's reaction to [[Kimmi]] fanart, and another implausible claim of Chris being related to [[Anne Boleyn]].<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
<br />
===The reprobate and the elect===<br />
{{Email|From: Amber Noble <[[Wikipedia:Rocket to Russia|teenagelobotomy]]1000@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
In that "[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|Asperchu is a horrendous joke]]" video you said that all the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] in Alec Benson Leary's comic were ones he caught in the wild. I thought there was only one [[Sonichu]] in the world, one [[Rosechu]], one [[Punchy Sonichu]], etc. So now are there a bunch of Sonichus that are identical to the Sonichu featured in your [[comic]] running around zapping to the extreme? If so, where did they come from and how do they tell each other apart? Could any of them trick Rosechu into thinking they're the original Sonichu for sexual purposes? How does Rosechu know she's sleeping with the Sonichu she married and not some [[imposter]]?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|UNLESS taught fluent Spoken Language, all the wild ones will ONLY say "Sonichu" or "Rosechu" respectively, just as most other [[Pok'emon]]. Other Eggs have come out of the [[Rainbow]] of Chaotic Energy, of which most of them are just Sonichus and Rosechus that are fated to be simply wild Pok'emon.}}<br />
<br />
===Dying from stress===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Valentina Tereshkova|Valentina Tereshkova]] <jurasicos@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Chris, I'm still a [[loyal]] Sonichu fan. And frankly, I'm worried. While you don't update the [[CWCipedia]] or give your fans anything for days, Alec is continuously producing new pages and gaining new fans. And quite frankly, some of his stuff is pretty good.<br />
<br />
I, and the remaining Sonichu fans, would like to know: what's your strategy for dealing with this? How are you going to regain the fans that have gone over to the dark side? I know that a supremely intelligent and creative genius like you has thought of something by now.<br />
<br />
I'm afraid that even then, you're not going to be able to turn the tide yourself, and you're going to need to rely on your fans to help you. So share your plans with us, let us work with you. You're not alone Chris, we can help. Let's work together to bring Sonichu back to its rightful place on top of the comics pyramid.<br />
<br />
Yours,<br />
<br />
Valentina}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Yes, I agree with you, I will need my loyal fans to help me turn the tide to bring those who turned the other cheek on me back. I will be continuing to draw my daily 2 or so pages a day and upload them the following late morning/early afternoon (to sync with my recent [[biological clock]] reset). I also appreciate your kind words and direct, yet gentle, criticisms. I will also be adding more character bio pages to the Cwcipedia soon. I try not to stress out over everything; if I did, I would have probably died years ago from stress. I just continue on and pray that y'all, [[God and Jesus]] show the past fans the light shining the error of their choice. <br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:11, 31 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Children will be seeing furry porn in real life===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Tom Vilsack|Tom Vilsack]] <agriculturerocks@aol.com><br />
<br />
How are panty shots of Rosechu "fan service?" I mean, only perverts get off to furry cartoon characters. And isn't this a comic for little kids? Do little kids need "fan service" like panty shots and female characters' genitals being outlined through their clothes?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Children will likely be seeing the same things in real life, so mellow out and let them learn a bit, and further educate the children with discussions.}}<br />
<br />
===Pseudo-apologies===<br />
[[Image:Flambai Sonichu.JPG|thumb|Poor kid]]<br />
{{Email|From: flambai@hotmail.com<br />
Hello CWC,<br />
<br />
Well, my young son is back to talking now, and he is reading your Sonichu comic, but he says that he enjoys another comic more; I believe it is called "[[Moon-Pals]]"<br />
This wonderful comic focussed on the characters he wanted to see, and he loves it, but when you said those horrible things about the moon-pals comic in your Sonichu comic, he went back into being catatonic, he won't eat, and he keeps crying. here's some fanart he drew before the incident<br />
<br />
Sincerely<br />
Sarah Lutt}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have recently apologized for those accusations in a recent video, and I pray your son comes back around. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:11, 31 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Crudely drawn===<br />
{{Email|From: Cheaterx@gmail.com <cheaterx@gmail.com><br />
<br />
I've been a long time fan of Sonichu, but recently, after seeing an ad, I started reading the Asperchu comics. I have to say, I like your Asperchu comic better than your Sonichu comic. Asperchu is a much better written and better drawn character. Have you ever considered canceling Sonichu so that your company can devote all their energy on Asperchu, giving it the attention it deserves? I really would like that.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, as I have stated before, '''Asperchu is NOT MY CHARACTER; him and those crudely drawn pages belong ONLY to Alec Benson Leary. I still have NO connection whatsoever with him, and the ads were placed on the Cwcipedia without my consent.}}<br />
<br />
===Does this count as interracial marriage?===<br />
{{Email|From: David J Stirling <megaluigi4@hotmail.com><br />
I don't think you know the true mechanics of [[Pokemon]], Christian. In your latest comic, [[Sonichu|Sonchu]] used a Mud Slap against a Nidoking, taking him down to half health. You also said Ground Type attacks are strong against Poison types, which is true. Nidoking, however, is a Ground Type. Meaning he resists the attack by 1/2 damage. The Base Power of Mud Slap is 20, meaning that Sonichu himself would have to have a gamebreaking Attack stat in order to cause any damage to Nidoking, much less half of it's health.<br />
<br />
Scyther and Venusaur aren't even in the same breeding group either.<br />
<br />
For someone who's considered a Pokemon Master, you surely don't know your stuff.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Earthquake against Nidoking is still Super Effective; Mud-Slap is the same, but less damage, thus taking Nidoking down to half as I have described. I never said the father Scyther and mother Venusaur had their own Birth Children; they still loved each other as I had drawn them to be.}}<br />
<br />
===Momentary pause to torture===<br />
[[Image:CreepichuKimmi.jpg|thumb|Adorably psychotic]]<br />
<br />
{{Email|From: Rosie W <doktorschnitzelv2@googlemail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris!<br />
<br />
I wanted to show you my OC Creepichu Rosechu so I attatched(sic) my picture of her, I know you are not a huge fan of digital drawing but I don't have a scanner or a working [[camera]]. She's an escaped mental patient who was turned into a hedgehog when Sonichu tried to snatch the severed limb she was chewing off her and accidently(sic) sent a shock through. She's reformed now and only eats the flesh off the recent dead instead of killing people, and can help the other Sonichus and Rosechus in battle with her razor sharp teeth, super speed and ability to survive for long periods of time without any sleep. She likes shopping, flowers, long walks in the park, daytime television shows, eating flesh,breaking into houses and watching people sleep, talking to herself, camwhoring on [[4-cent_garbage.com|4cent garbage]] and often has to wear a straight jacket in public incase she gets violent.<br />
<br />
Her best friend is [[Kimmi|Kimmi the lovedoll]] :)<br />
<br />
I was wondering if you'd like to use her in your comic, she's desperately lonely and missing a true and honest [[sweetheart]] of her very own. I'm sure you could help her :3<br />
<br />
Lots of love from London!<br />
<br />
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I will consider Creepella Rosechu. But there was never any place for the unappreciated drawn recreation of the love doll. Either you are misdirected or you are a [[Troll]] giving me a momentary piece of torture; which are you?}}<br />
<br />
===He's working on it!===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
I was just wondering, why does the CWCipedia suck in comparison to Asperpedia? The CWCipedia has been around for significantly longer yet has a relatively poor format and tiny amount of articles. You do not even have a Rosechu article, and she's one of your main characters! I know they have more people to work on Asperpedia considering their [[fanbase]] is still running strong and they have several artists, but still, it's not like you have a job or anything. I really think you should put less time into playing with toys and more time into the CWCipedia if you want to halt the the rapid decline of your fanbase.<br />
<br />
Barbara}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am working on the improvements, and I do plan on creating more character bio pages the coming week.}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===Begone===<br />
''Chris combined the following two emails into one and answered them before thinking better of it and moving them to the rejected mailbag.''<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
"You think I DENY MY OWN MISTAKES, ERRORS and ORDEALS?"<br />
<br />
Here are a few examples:<br />
<br />
You lied to your [[father]] about having the house videos off of the internet.<br />
<br />
You tried to lie your way out of trouble at [[Wal-Mart]]<br />
<br />
You lied about having reached an agreement with [[Evan]].<br />
<br />
You tried to downplay the fact that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|you shit your pants]].<br />
<br />
You claim that you're not [[fat]].<br />
<br />
You claim that your [[art]] is good(Your family and [[Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church|congregation]] don't count, they're just saying so to be polite).<br />
<br />
You lie about being related to [[Anne Boleyn|Ann Boylen]].<br />
<br />
You're probably lying about the [[honor roll]].<br />
<br />
Just to name a few.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
"Well, at least I do answer my Letters."<br />
<br />
Many times you don't even answer the question. Stuffing some words under a letter doesn't count as an answer unless they answer the question asked in the letter.<br />
<br />
One letter asked you to describe why you didn't like Asperchu and you began rambling about nightmares.<br />
<br />
Oh, and "Whatever" and "No comment" aren't answers.<br />
<br />
"And I am certain he deletes EVERY LAST LETTER he is the least offended by, or REWORDS ALL of such;"<br />
<br />
Did you know that due to the magic of Wiki software, you can go back to earlier versions of a page or even track edits made?<br />
<br />
Alec has never done this and the history on Asperpedia is proof.<br />
<br />
You, on the other hand, have attempted to reword five letters and have utterly deleted sixty five.<br />
<br />
So you've freaked out over seventy total emails while Alec has yet to even move ONE to his alternate mailbags or delete it.<br />
<br />
That just proves that Alec can deal with his fans in a far more civil manner. :p<br />
<br />
"AT least I put most of those letters in a seperate bag and give them notice and attention appropriately."<br />
<br />
You have not used any of the separate Mailbags since [[Mailbag 24]] and the Rejected Mailbag has seen minimal use since [[Mailbag 30]].<br />
<br />
"I feel distraught when I have to put up with such, and I am certain all the other artists do the same, even worse by tossing them into the trashcan like an office person who makes it fun with balling up the paper and shooting the hoop."<br />
<br />
No, not listening to your critics is something idiots do. Trust me, I know artists.<br />
<br />
"At Least I give every one of my letters full reading time and thought."<br />
<br />
A few mailbags ago you said you gave each letter about a minute or two of reading. Hypocrite.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|For your information, MY art IS better; I AM related to Anne Bolyn, and I WAS on Honor Roll throughout Middle and High School, and I WAS on [[Mary Lee Walsh|the Dean]]'s List in [[College]]. You are obviously a troll trying to pick on my nerves. Begone.}}<br />
<br />
==Gone forever==<br />
<br />
===Girl Raichu===<br />
{{Email|From: Stephany Miller <smokerchick1970@hotmail.com><br />
Chrissy!<br />
<br />
You had us all fooled for such a long time. I knew Rosechu couldn't be female though. I like how you set up doubt by naming that obviously male Raichu that she was created from "Girl Raichu." So smart. I dunno though, giving Rosechu the pointed tail of a male Raichu was a little obvious though. You were so adamant though that you still fooled a lot of people though lol. I'm so glad to see this fascinating plot point finally be resolved with Rosechu revealing her [[pickle]] to [[Simonchu]] in his hour of need! <br />
<br />
My question is, how does Rosechu's new openness about her pickle effect the overall plot? What about her relationship with Sonichu? Is he [[Magi-Chan|secretly gay]]? I bet he is.<br />
<br />
Stephany}}<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_46&diff=192386Mailbag 462015-12-08T22:15:07Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 46''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 24 [[January 2010]] and answered on the 26th.<br />
<br />
Once again, [[Chris]] exercised his Great Censor powers by deleting half of the letters given to him, displaying the hypocrisy seen in [[Mailbag 45]].<br />
<br />
Amongst the answered letters, he mentioned that he'd been going to a social group and had met someone there, claimed to be thinking about rebooting his franchise, revealed another bit of his past, and asserted that his characters have personality.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Two hip wallflowers===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Kevin Peter Hall|Kevin Peter Hall]] <gettodachoppa1987@aol.com><br />
<br />
Why are you lying about still drawing the comic even if you're not uploading pages? I mean, if you have pages, why not take the five minutes to upload them? Or does that cut into your busy schedule of smoking pot all day and doing nothing?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am not lying; I have been drawing and coloring on a daily basis; I can not help it if I Have A Life To Enjoy Too; I have joined a Young Adult Social Group, and I have met [[The Wallflower|a lovely woman]] there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers. You have a life too; Understand My Needs, and let me Have My Life.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris ignores more advice===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Tom Green|Tom Green]] <tomagreen@gmail.com><br />
Dear Christian-Chan Sonichu<br />
<br />
I have noticed that your [[Sonichu]] franchise is failing horribly, being overtaken by the newer and more hip [[Asperchu]].<br />
<br />
If you truly want to hold on to any remaining [[fans]], drastic action is needed. A current trend in Hollywood for failing franchises is a full on reboot.<br />
<br />
Batman, The Punisher, Sherlock Holmes and even Spiderman have done it now. Clearly this is the only course of action you have left for your miserable little comic. Some suggestions I have for the style are to make it more realistic and gritty, maybe with a little violence and gore mixed in too. ''With a reboot you can also redraw the raichu that transforms into a female instead of a male, ending all accusations of [[Rosechu]] being a [[Silvana|dickgirl]].''<br />
<br />
Thank you for listening to my suggestions and I hope you consider what I have brought to the table.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Thomas Andrew 'Antonio' Greene}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your letter has been read; I will make all decisions soundly and appropriately.}}<br />
''The italicized line was deleted.''<br />
<br />
===We all believe you, Chris===<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Question, when did you stop [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|wetting the bed]]?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|When I was 2.}}<br />
''Chris [[Ivy Q&A|told Ivy]] that he sometimes shits the bed, and thinks that "wet dream" refers to peeing while asleep. So this is a massive lie.''<br />
===Really?===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com><br />
<br />
You should kill off like half your characters. Then you can focus on a main core. Your ensemble cast doesn't match up to the greatness of The Office. They have personalities, granted they've been stretched thin since like Season 3, but still, at least they have PERSONALITY.<br />
}}<br />
{{EmailReply|My characters Have Personality.}}<br />
<br />
==Gone Forever==<br />
<br />
===Chris doesn't enhance anything===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Niggos|D'Shanayqua]] Jones <blackastheaceofspaces1983@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Chris, I know you like word games and codes and stuff. Do you like anagrams, where you rearrange the letters of someone's name to spell something else? "Christian Weston Chandler" is an anagram for "[[Sonee and Rosey|Antichrist]] Enhances World".<br />
<br />
Later<br />
<br />
D'Shanayqua}}<br />
<br />
===Crystal's death is canon===<br />
{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com><br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
I'm killing off [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] in an upcoming Moon-Pals.<br />
[[Yawning Squirtle]] will take too much LSD, chop off her head, and use it<br />
as a soccer ball. Please reflect these changes in the next Sonichu so<br />
as not to confuse anyone. And please unblock my email as soon as<br />
possible.<br />
<br />
Also, failing to publish the new pages you've (allegedly) completed isn't impressing your fans. Is this how you deal with competition?<br />
<br />
Have a nice day,<br />
<br />
Sean Watley}}<br />
<br />
===If Chris's sweethearts die violently, why can't Wild's?===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com><br />
<br />
I don't care if [[Simonla]] dies violently. You can kill her in a number<br />
of other ways. Maybe you can have her die from AIDS and do a chapter<br />
to teach the kids about the dangers of unprotected sex or something.<br />
Just kill her off, I don't care if it's violent. And don't use my<br />
[[Simonchu]] ever again.<br />
<br />
I'm just sending this to you because apparently you think the only way<br />
to kill a character is through extreme violence, so I guess I'll give<br />
you ONE MORE CHANCE, if only because I was never clear on it. As long<br />
as she ends up dead and Simonchu never appears in your comics again,<br />
I'm down.<br />
<br />
Why do you even care about Simonla being left alive? She's a boring<br />
character with no personality. What makes her different from any of<br />
the other female characters? Absolutely nothing. Simonla exists solely<br />
to give [[Wild]] a girlfriend, and there's absolutely no other aspects to<br />
her. She has absolutely no fans, I'm pretty sure every other former<br />
Sonichu fan I've talked to hates Simonla.<br />
<br />
Killing her off might get you back all those fans you've lost by<br />
showing a little care for them, for once. My Simonchu comics are much<br />
more popular, and it shows how much you've ruined the character by<br />
giving him a [[china]].<br />
<br />
I'm not gonna just "let it go" because you're NOT a "great director".<br />
You're a comic artist, and you have to deal with legal issues<br />
involving your characters when they arise. You can't pretend a lawsuit<br />
isn't imminent and just hope it goes away if you ignore it. This is<br />
serious and if you don't do something about this I'll have to take<br />
some drastic measures.<br />
<br />
[[Masturbating and squirtin'|We're Keeping Track]].}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_45&diff=192385Mailbag 452015-12-08T22:12:36Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 45''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 22 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] had been relatively diligent about updating his incredibly ugly website, and it was expected that he would get to it that evening. Instead he took an unexplained three-day hiatus.<br />
<br />
He finally tackled it on 25 January, only to answer fewer than half of the letters before leaving to do something with his family. He finished answering it the next evening. Highlights included Chris comparing himself to legendary cartoonists, another in the increasingly bizarre "whores for my son" series of letters, and Chris telling us to get over ourselves in relation to him constantly showing us [[Rosechu|Rosechu's]] ass. <br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Charlie Brown===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Seriously. Fans from 10 years ago have grown up. Maybe you should too.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|"[[Peanuts]]" fans still enjoy Charles Schultz's work and praise him although he has been dead for almost ten years now.}}<br />
<br />
===Not that that means anything===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Duck|Mike Hawke]] <fail2comply@live.co.uk><br />
<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
Would you sell all of your [[games]] and [[toys]], if it will guarantee you'll get a girlfriend?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[Jackie|It is being considered]].}}<br />
<br />
===Adventures with whores===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] <mikejackson113@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
I need you now more than ever. I need you to do a shoutout in your video for my son Mike Junior. He has run away with the prostitute that I hired for him a week ago. He'd told my wife and I that it was a love match, but we didn't believe him. Now they are on the run to Vegas where they are going to get married- my son has a fake ID and is going to use that to pretend that he's 18. Can you ask him to come home? We promise that we won't run his girlfriend away as long as he comes back.<br />
<br />
Also, my wife is concerned about the language you are using to the writers of [[Asperchu]]. She says that it is way too harsh for our children and because the kids are already so upset, she has made me stop reading your comics to our children. <br />
<br />
Sincerely, <br />
<br />
Mike<br />
<br />
P.S.- MIKE JUNIOR COME HOME! ALL IS FORGIVEN!}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I will make a video later today. --ChrisChanSonichu 21:22, 25 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
''Chris never made the promised video. Mike called him out on it [[Mailbag 48#This guy's life is in shambles, but Chris was STRESSED!|three mailbags later]].''<br />
<br />
===Robble robble===<br />
{{Email|From: [http://www.youtube.com/user/billymc Billy MC] <billymcbigmac@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hello Chris,<br />
<br />
I am a big fan of you and [[Sonichu]]. I am writing to ask you if you ever worry about the [[100 2265|Hamburglar]] stealing your [[McDonald's]] food. My mother takes me to McDonald's quite a lot and whenever I am there I am always sure to look around for the Hamburglar because you never know where he might be lurking, waiting to snatch away your Big Mac and fries! Speaking of McDonald's, you and [[100 2266|the Grimace]] share many similarities. I believe he might be High-Functioning [[Autistic]] too!<br />
<br />
Love,<br />
<br />
Billy MC}}<br />
{{EmailReply|How old do you think I am? [[Chris and anger|I am not an immature child]]; I am 27 years old. --ChrisChanSonichu 21:22, 25 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Chris' hormones + Rosechu's ass = Fan service===<br />
{{Email|From: Faye Dexter <ecksdeexter@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris, most of your fans that are still reading are ADULTS and we demand to be treated as such! You lost most of your underage fans with the sex storylines(even censored, most parents don't let that kind of thing fly) so I suggest that there be more MATURE storylines with [[Sonichu 10|gore and violence]]. Games rated M usually have gore in them and those are rated M for MATURE. TV-MA is for MATURE AUDIENCES and usually has gore and violence. So could you include those in the comic so your adult audience doesn't feel like they're reading a baby comic for babies?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am not a gorey artist; just accept the Fan Service of panty-shots and get over yourselves. --ChrisChanSonichu 21:22, 25 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Later bitches===<br />
{{EmailReply|**I will resume later; I have to go out with my family for a short while. --ChrisChanSonichu 21:22, 25 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
''This was later removed before answering the rest of the mailbag on 26 January.''<br />
<br />
===Enough evidence===<br />
{{Email|From: Andrew Rinker <ffa_chewster@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
I'm just wondering why you were so rude in your response to the [[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|final question in mailbag 43]] (from Keith Keithson). All he did was present an in depth, well thought out argument. Is that how you respond to any argument you do not agree with? Wouldn't it be better to actually attempt to refute his claims? All you are doing with your response is showing that you have no evidence to refute his claims, and are therefore conceding that they are, in fact, the truth. No disrespect intended, I'm just curious why you don't simply take the time to present your own counterpoints to his, rather than just telling him to "go fuck yourself". That's very rude, and only serves to portray you in a negative light.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I do not care much for those who question my claim on Sonichu, especially after I have acquired [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|the Paper Copyright Registration]] on Sonichu for myself. As far as I am concerned, that C.R. is enough Evidence to support me and my Sonichu.}}<br />
<br />
===No Artistic Taste===<br />
{{Email|From: Bernardo Garcia <garciscinq@gmail.com><br />
<br />
So let me get this straight, you are saying people who don't like your comic series are mentally underdeveloped and have poor taste?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|You misunderstand and misquote me. I was stating that those who think BLOCKY-STYLE, Low-Resolution drawings are even remotely better than my own hand-drawn style, which I HAVE A WHOLE LOCAL COMMUNITY OF [[Charlottesville|CHARLOTTESVILLE]], VA, and MY [[Church]] Congregation who all Agree that MY [[Art]] Style is Excellent; those who see the Blocky, which is crappy in my point of view AND in Art Experts' P.O.V., as even an inkling of good Have No Artistic Taste. --ChrisChanSonichu 02:31, 27 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===The harshest of attitudes===<br />
{{Email|From: Trap Master<br />
<br />
Dear Chris<br />
<br />
You've said you don't want to remove [[Simonla]] from the comics because it would be taking away [[Wild]]'s girlfriend. It's wrong to put Wild's, a FICTIONAL character, feelings ahead of a real person. Leaving Simonla in your comics is hurting [[Evan]], stop being a monster and do the right thing.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Evan is overreacting; I do not listen to those who overreact and condescend to me with LOUD Tones and Harshest Attitudes.}}<br />
<br />
===Not likely===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Manfred Eicher|Manfred Eicher]] <m.eicher@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
I am a volunteer with the German Red Cross and I am currently in Haiti helping to bring people's lives back to normal. It's grueling work. It's hot and some people still can't get clean water and food. Although your poster is nice, it won't get things done here. If you really want to help, it often makes a big difference when celebrities donate large sums of money which they encourage people to match. You may have already done this and if you have, you should announce it. Alternatively, if you were to volunteer to come to Haiti and put some elbow grease into the project, it might encourage others to do the same. It would go a lot further than a poster and we would really appreciate the help.<br />
<br />
Best regards,<br />
Manfred}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am considering that greatly, and I have already donated [[Chris and money|a healthy sum]] into the funds that have exceeded $57 million.}}<br />
<br />
===Mistakes, errors, and ordeals===<br />
{{Email|From: Brianna Ricaud <bricaud75@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris, in your reply to my mail you claimed that you always censor adult stuff from your comics and that images were "tricked from you".<br />
<br />
Let me remind you that it was YOU that took those pictures. It was YOU that drew a [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|NASTY, PORNOGRAPHIC picture]] of you MOLESTING your best friend [[Megan]]. No one forced you.<br />
<br />
You have proved that you're a liar and a hypocrite and you have lost another fan. Alec has never lied and he doesn't do cowardly things and then deny them.<br />
<br />
Good riddance,<br />
<br />
Brianna}}<br />
{{EmailReply|HE does not have a page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] that has taunted him for over two years; HE was not deceived by Internet [[Trolls]] who pretended to be a number of women who "wanted to be his girlfriend" who trick him into sending them HIS valuable, yet recreatable, possession, a copy of HIS Limited-Copied-and-Distributed-within-Friends-and-Family Life [[DVD]] that he completed on his 25th Birthday. HE never has had to deal with True Women who he thought fully in his heart to be The One Sweetheart, who each [[death|DIED]] Prematurely in [[PandaHalo|Brushfires]], [[Sarah Jackson|Automobile Accidents]], [[Ivy|Suicide]] and [[Julie|whatnot]]. HE has a mental ailment that LACKS in comparison to my own; HE has been MORE Social Outward his whole life, while I HAD TO deal with MORE Social Awkwardness than HE could ever Count and Imagine.<br />
<br />
You think I DENY MY OWN MISTAKES, ERRORS and ORDEALS? YOU CAN GO COUNT YOUR OWN CURSES AND SEE HOW THEY OUTWEIGH YOUR OWN BLESSINGS. Or, here's a quote from [[Saw|John Kramer]] (fictional character with DEPTH), "Live or Die, Make Your Choice." My versions, "Peace or Worry; Fight or Flee; Strong Will or Mistaken Impulses; Draw your Fated-to-Die Sweetheart Alive or Dead; Fact or Fiction...etc., etc., etc.... Make YOUR OWN CHOICES."<br />
<br />
Who has had to suffer more in Life: Christian with Autism or Alec with Naive Attitudes?<br />
--ChrisChanSonichu 02:31, 27 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===This is why you're losing your fans===<br />
{{Email|From: Cpt. Wyvern <masterwyvern@googlemail.com><br />
<br />
Why do you always criticise the [[Asperchu]] comics for being poorly drawn? [[Chris and art|Your art style]] isn't too great too, y'know, you don't have much room to criticise others.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Who are YOU to criticize me? [[For G4's Web Soup|G4 TV]]'s '''[[Wikipedia:X-Play|X-Play]]?'''}}<br />
''Note that X-Play reviews video games, not comic books.''<br />
<br />
===Chris NEVER deletes letters===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Gil Gerard|Gil Gerard]] <gilsemailaddy@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
As a fan of your comic, recently I've been feeling insulted by the things you've been saying to us. In your [[mailbag]]s, you've been calling us hypocrites and mentally devolved, and you've been slashing and ignoring a lot of good questions from your mailbags for no reason. This is no way to be treating your fans. You seem to want us to worship you like you're God or something, and you seem to not be able to maturely handle criticism.<br />
<br />
I noticed that other comic artists will actually answer the letters they get. I know you don't like that Leary guy, but at least he answers emails and treats his fans with respect. I hope you do the same before you lose all of your fans.<br />
<br />
--Gil}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Well, at least I do answer my Letters. And I am certain he deletes EVERY LAST LETTER he is the least offended by, or REWORDS ALL of such; AT least I put most of those letters in a seperate bag and give them notice and attention appropriately. I feel distraught when I have to put up with such, and I am certain all the other artists do the same, even worse by tossing them into the trashcan like an office person who makes it fun with balling up the paper and shooting the hoop. At Least I give every one of my letters full reading time and thought. --ChrisChanSonichu 02:31, 27 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
==Gone Forever==<br />
===Baby Chrissie===<br />
[[Image:FuckingHardcore.JPG|thumb|Fuck yea Asperchu.]]<br />
{{Email|From: darkestfor@asia.com<br />
<br />
I'm writing because, after seeing the [[Asperchu]] "hardcore" ad, I have decided to give up your baby comic for Alec's mature book. Have fun coloring within the lines, Baby Chrissie. Don't [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] your [[Butt garments|diapers]] too much.}}<br />
<br />
===At one point we all had this reaction===<br />
{{Email|From: Harold Man<br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
I used to be a big fan of [[Sonichu]] for a long time because it seemed to have very subversive themes. You drew in a manner that seemed intentionally bad. Like you were parodying Republican views. But you're serious? That's amazing. No one would like your comic if you were actually being serious. I just told my friends that you're serious and we're are laughing our asses off. You're so naive.<br />
<br />
You're really serious. Like, the biggest Sonichu fan forum is full of threads about how hilarious your work is and how they'd write comic book companies to carry your work. Just wait 'til word gets out that you're serious. That you aren't kidding when you say Sonichu is straight. Everyone will leave.<br />
<br />
[[Trolls|Your audience]] now is all college students who think you're being ironic and funny. Little kids aren't interested. Believe me, I tried to show my brother. He told me to get the crap out of his face because he was playing [[Hex Bawx|X-Box]]. Kids don't care about cartoons anymore. The only people who read it, read it because it has undertones of [[homos]]exuality.<br />
<br />
Seriously, I think you misunderstand why Asperchu is popular. Now, its drawing is average, but what hooks readers is the underlying themes. Because of your autism, you don't get it. It's like a big secret joke that you don't see. Maybe you should ask a non-autistic friend to explain it to you. That is, if you care about your fans. They'll all leave and you won't know why.<br />
<br />
You're saying Alec shot himself in the foot. Pfft, he made the smarter move by going more adult and serious. He knows his fanbase. Apparently you don't know yours.<br />
<br />
I know you won't reply to this because you're a coward.<br />
<br />
~ A former fan}}<br />
<br />
===Caught in a lie? Just delete the evidence===<br />
[[Image:Issue0Page3.jpg|thumb|Caught in a lie. Again.]]<br />
{{Email|From: levelledcompany@bikerider.com<br />
<br />
I saw your "TheTailofRosechu.jpg" image and thought, "Hey, that's not what I remember." Then I looked back at the comics, and sure enough, the Raichu's tail is pointed and sharp, like that of a male's. What gives? Why lie to your fans like this?<br />
<br />
You can't just lie to your fans, and you can't just keep going back and changing stuff in your comics. I hated how you changed the "My love quest is finally over" page almost as much as I hate being lied to by a big fat liar like you. It's stuff like this, all the lies and retcons, that make me feel like I should stop reading the comic.<br />
<br />
If you want to make things right, apologize, admit your mistake, promise to never make the same mistake again, and (this is the most important part) NEVER DO IT AGAIN. Stop lying, even "small" lies, and quit changing your old stuff.}}<br />
''The writer of this letter is referring to the image found [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|here]].''<br />
<br />
===Obviously not===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com> <br />
<br />
Who gives a shit if you have [[Heather Iglesias|some lesbian named Heather]] if YOU ALREADY CURED ALL THE HOMOSEXUALS IN CWCVILLE?!?!?!?!?!? [[Continuity|Do you even keep track of your plot anymore?]]}}<br />
<br />
===Sweet Alec and Hella Evan===<br />
[[Image:Sweet alec & hella evan.jpg|thumb|80px|I love you man, no homo.]]<br />
{{Email|From: Evang7 <evang7@gmail.com><br />
Alec and I DO NOT FEAR YOU. This comic symbolizes our unity Against You.<br />
http://i48.tinypic.com/zv90s7.jpg}}<br />
<br />
===Savage love===<br />
''Before you click any links, please be aware that the image is of some neckbeard's asshole.''<br />
{{Email|From: adamsavage@discovery.com<br />
<br />
Hey Chris its [[Wikipedia:Adam Savage|Adam Savage]] from [[Wikipedia:MythBusters|Myth Busters]] here! Yes THE Adam Savage! I love your comics and I saw your most recent video telling that damn Asperchu Parody off and how you want them to suck your balls while you stick your middle finger so far up their ass! Righteous man!<br />
<br />
I got to thinking about it… And hey you know… I’m am open guy and I say we should try and bust some myths together. Perhaps we could start with the myth about you being homosexual! I’m pretty sure I know the results! I know some great ways we can test it too! You, Jamie, and myself can get together and have a wild night busting that myth wide open so EVERYONE will finally know the truth!<br />
<br />
I’ve included a picture of myself doing some very special poses for you and Sonichu so you know its REALLY ME! I hope you like the picture I was thinking of you and your comic series when I took it.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>http://bayimg.com/BAjodaaCN</nowiki><br />
<br />
Sincerely yours,<br />
<br />
-Adam<br />
P.S. What was your favorite episode on myth busters? Mine has to be the one where we launched the liquid nitrogen frozen butterball turkeys.}}<br />
''The episode referred to is #81, "Holiday Special", first aired 6 December 2006.''<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_44&diff=192384Mailbag 442015-12-08T21:55:10Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 44''' was uploaded onto the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 and 21 [[January 2010]] and was answered around [[Biological Clock|6:00 a.m.]] on 22 January.<br />
<br />
Of the 14 letters presented, [[Chris]] deleted six. The remaining eight actually got longer replies than usual, but they were clearly typed in [[anger]] and as a result are almost incoherent. His crazed rant against [[Vivian]] Gee's beloved spokeshamster is the best example of this. Other highlights include telling [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia admin Mao]] to [[Homos|suck his balls]], defending his increasingly depraved actions in [[Sonichu 10]], and several unsubtle attacks on the latter-day episodes of ''12 Oz. Mouse'' and ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''. Then there's his response to [[Evan]], which basically stated that Simonla should be his because ''[[Chris and copyright|he wanted]] a ground-type Rosechu anyway''. <br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===If you think Sonichu is bad, you must be retarded===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com><br />
Hypocrite is not an adjective. Seriously, couldn't you even do basic research before making yourself look like a total idiot? <br />
<br />
[[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]]<br />
<br>–noun<br />
<br>1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.<br />
<br>2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.<br />
<br />
I mean, are you humoring me? I mean, I link you to an interesting article on autism about how autism manifests itself more violently as adults, and you obviously ignore it.<br />
<br />
I tell you to go after people who wrong you ([[Gay4Sonichu]]) but you haven't done anything about that but you'll go after Alec.<br />
<br />
I tell you to stop losing fans for a reason. Because you're losing fans. Look at that poll. It was posted on [[Cwcipedia|YOUR site]], not the Asperpedia. Wouldn't you think a majority would vote for [[Sonichu]] unless YOU WERE LOSING FANS? THINK ABOUT IT!!<br />
<br />
Finally, I tell you to make more pages. You have currently missed at least 14 days of uploading [[comics]]. That's a terrible track record.<br />
<br />
You've had Sonichu for 10 years and you haven't gotten anywhere. Maybe you should try harder.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, such works that have "wronged me" as the one you quote are ONLY PARODY, and I see those as Petty and Not Priority. If I worried about EVERYTHING, I would have died long ago from excessive worry and stress.<br />
<br />
I find it interesting that you link me to a theory of how [[Autism]] manifests [[Anger]] and Violence within that individual. Obviously you may have been Stereotyping me on such a weak theory.<br />
<br />
I have been drawing daily, and because I may miss a day or two, does not mean I won't make up for those days in the number of pages uploaded when I get to uploading.<br />
<br />
And '''I GIVE NO ATTENTION to "Polls"'''; in my opinion, "Polls" are just another Petty thing that I do not have to give attention to. Every individual has a right to their own Opinion, and should those people give more towards a Crappily Drawn [[Parody|PARODY]]/SPOOF, then I see that '''those people are devolved mentally and are blind to Best Quality; in other words, [[Family Guy|They Have No Taste At All.]]''' You may as well put up a 24-hour marathon of the later-season [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|"Aqua Teen Hunger Force"]] Episodes in front of those people; they will be NULLIFIED and [[retarded|RETARDED]] not to want to leave the room and go watch the Better-Quality content, of which is My Own Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] Works.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 12:32, 22 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===No burglar would steal Chris's stuff===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Max Cady|Max Cady]] <capefear109@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hi Chris!<br />
<br />
I'll bet your collection of [[sex toys|toys]] and [[video games]] are worth a lot of [[money]]. Just out of curiosity, does your house have a burglar alarm or other security measures? What's the average [[police]] response time in [[Ruckersville]]? If a professional burglar were to burgle your [[house]], what do you think would be his odds of getting away with it?<br />
<br />
Thanks!<br />
<br />
- Max}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Most of the stuff in the house have [[Craigslist#Television|depreciated in value]]; no burglar would ever want anything in this house. We do have a good security system in and around the house; we have a good Neighborhood Watch system; the Police are very quick; and the oods of any burglar getting away are slim.}}<br />
<br />
===Business proposal===<br />
{{Email|From: Mao Ling <mao@hsienko.com><br />
<br />
Would you like to join the Asperpedia? I'm sure we could use your minor [[fanbase]] as a profit booster of like 5%. I guess. Or something.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|You can suck by balls and take both my Middle Fingers and my Razzberry, because you and your crew draw VERY CRAPPILY, and with y'all shooting yourselves in the feet the way y'all do, you all are going the way of the Later Season "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" or "12 oz Mouse" episodes; DOWN THE TOILET.}}<br />
<br />
===Clearly it's not working===<br />
{{Email|From: frommouse@myself.com<br />
<br />
By my calculations, you have lost anywhere from 75 to 90% of your fanbase in about a month's time. Why do you think this is, and how do you plan to solve this problem?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am doing what I can; I continue to draw my pages, update the Cwcipedia, and make my [[YouTube|video announcements]] from time to time.}}<br />
<br />
===On the defensive===<br />
{{Email|From: Sheldon Lee <shelltoontv@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
Just a few questions:<br />
<br />
1) You are a Christian, correct? Well, how can YOU, a so-called CHRISTIAN, justify a GOD-LIKE figure BREAKING INTO SOMEBODY'S PLACE, and DESTROYING EVERY SINGLE THING?<br />
<br />
2) How can YOU possibly call anybody in your comic a HERO if all they do is KILL, BREAK IN, and INVADE PRIVACY?<br />
<br />
3) Who the fuck do YOU think you are to say what somebody CAN and CAN'T do in PARODIES?<br />
<br />
4) How can YOU justify CENSORSHIP when you ALWAYS claim that you are TRUE and HONEST? Do you have something to hide?<br />
<br />
5) Who the fuck are YOU to tell people HOW to live, just because YOU don't like it?<br />
<br />
Seriously Chris, if you fail to answer these questions, then you are not being TRUE and HONEST.<br />
<br />
Signed,<br />
<br />
Shelltoon}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) It was [[Wikipedia:All your base|for Good Justice]]. 2) The deed had to be done; I was not going to let Alec and his crew get away with their Badly Drawn items. 3) I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of [[Cwcville]], and I have the Copyright Registration Papers to prove it further. 4) I have nothing to hide, but which '''would you rather have, Blood, Guts, Graphic Nudity and Foulest Language ALL-AROUND''', or '''Clean Stories that Clean Up such dirty and grimy content and continues to not feature Bloody and Gorey content that would make you feel queasy?''' 5) Who are you for asking me such bombastic questions?<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 13:01, 22 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===The great <s>dictator</s> director===<br />
{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com><br />
Hi Chris,<br />
<br />
I'm killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]] in an upcoming Moon-Pals strip. She will be beaten over the head with a mace and shot into the sun. After her death, please remove Simonla from your comics to avoid confusing<br />
any readers.<br />
<br />
Thanks,<br />
<br />
Sean Watley}}<br />
{{EmailReply|No. Because you do not have MY POWER of being the Original Artist, Creator and Director, so ALL OF WHAT YOU DO IS PURE FICTION to MY FACT.}}<br />
<br />
===I want to see Simonla die so very badly===<br />
{{Email|From: Evang7 <evang7@gmail.com><br />
First you steal Alec's Asperchu and MISINTERPRET HIM AS A [[Homos|HOMO]] with his "Extreme Electric Makeover", but NOW you've gone and taken Simonchu...<br />
<br />
For the LAST TIME, I don't want your "Brother/Sister Plan". I want NONE of my characters in your comic, not TWO mockeries of my<br />
character. You're a sick, depraved [[troll]].<br />
<br />
I want Simonla dead as a doorknob. Remove Simonchu from the Haiti image and kill Simonla, or my lawyers will have to have a word with the Sysop. This is your last warning.<br />
<br />
Secondly, it's pronounced "ee-cee-gee-ville".<br />
<br />
Oh, and by the way, since I see you're stealing Simonchu now: you do realize that by putting him in the Haiti image, you've included the first bisexual character into Sonichu? That's right, Simonchu is BISEXUAL.<br />
<br />
Do you really want a partially gay character in your comics? Or a character ripping off a partially gay character? I think this is more incentive than ever to kill Simonla.<br />
<br />
-Evan}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, just because one offers someone a Makeover does not make that person a homo. Look at ALL of the Home and Garden, The Learning Channel and Discovery Channel Shows; would you call of those people who Redesign a House, Cook Good Quisines and Seperate Myth from Fact homosexuals? No, you would not.<br />
<br />
Second, Big Whoop-De-Doop Deal; I have [[Heather Iglesias|a Spanish Lesbian who is Babysitter]] for the Sonichu Family's Children and lives Next-Door to them.<br />
<br />
Third, I am Paper Registered to EVERYTHING Sonichu and Rosechu; YOU only COPIED from MY Original.<br />
<br />
And Look here Mister, Before I created Simonla, I wanted a Ground-Type Sonichu or Rosechu in my World. And IF I start with a Normal Rosechu, give her ground and dirt for skin, add some Drills, Natural Second Transparent Eyelids, an Armadillo Shell with a Drill Spot for a Marking on the front, and Construction Shoes, DOES NOT MEAN AT ALL of YOUR story of "Re-Modifying Simonchu with a [[Vagina]]"; '''THE TWO ARE SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS''', so do us all a favor and [[Chris and hypocrisy|QUIT B****ING AND STRESSING YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN PREMATURE DEATH]].<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 13:01, 22 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Because a video made years ago can show how you've lost weight now===<br />
{{Email|From: Sanae Fujita <sanae724@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
Could you make a video wearing your Ash Ketchum costume? I'm sure you'll fit into it, what with you no longer being overweight.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have already done that in a past Song Video.}}<br />
<br />
==Gone Forever==<br />
===Collossal Chan sucks so amazingly bad===<br />
{{Email|From: From [[Wikipedia:Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy|Trevor McFur]] <Trevor@jaguar.com><br />
<br />
Chris, I have been reading the comic and, well, let me just tell you that "Collossal Chan" is not a very good idea. The design looks ridiculous, the powers are ridiculous, and the whole thing couldn't be any gayer.<br />
<br />
However, this Mitch Sonichu character has some potential. I think you should focus more on him.<br />
<br />
Love,<br />
<br />
Trevor}}<br />
<br />
===The love quest continues===<br />
{{Email|From: b2147928@uggsrock.com<br />
<br />
Considering you're playing daft asshole, let me answer YOUR question with ANOTHER question.<br />
How come you're such a faggot?<br />
<br />
You completely ignored the fucking question because you know that your shitty toys are worth more to you then the love any woman can ever provide. I don't horde thousands of toys from the late 80's in my room, Chris; because I'm actually an adult who gets sex.<br />
See how simple it is? No toys equals lots of sex.<br />
<br />
Duhhh.}}<br />
<br />
===Echo===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Nothing|Nothingness]]<br />
<br />
Chris, you have to let it be and live in piece from now on. All your characters decided to move to my city of Eternityhausen and then killed themselves or became gay. I AM THE GREATEST DIRECTOR!}}<br />
<br />
===Fabulous===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com><br />
And a followup.<br />
<br />
Look Chris, the audience you're targeting can't even use the internet. So how are they supposed to find you? You lost all your older fans to the more mature Asperchu.<br />
<br />
Also that makeover bullshit you pulled makes you look gay. Seriously, don't you know only gay men give makeovers? You seem to be aware of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy...so...just sayin'}}<br />
<br />
===Sonichu needs to die so much===<br />
{{Email|From: spergin@googlewave.com<br />
<br />
Hi Chris!<br />
<br />
I saw that [[Wild]], [[Punchy]], and [[Angelica]] got killed off! Wow! Really brings the mortality of the [[Sonichus]] home, doesn't it? That's so daring, and it gives the characters such amazing pathos to work with, I'm really excited to see what'll happen next! For a long while there it didn't seem like you had a full grasp on the idea of using profound, deeply personal loss to further character development, but with this twist, my doubts are gone. Of course, like the rest of the [[fanbase]], I'll be assuming that any appearances by Wild, Punchy, or Angelica in your comic from now on are grief-induced hallucinations.<br />
<br />
I've heard some people saying that you might even be thinking of the hugest step yet... after all, characters need pathos, and what would give Asperchu the most pathos of all? I barely even want to say it, but killing his bestest joy-boy, Sonichu, would be so beautifully tortuous for Asperchu, it would transform the comic from entertainment to utter art. Are you thinking about this? I just want you to know that the fanbase is behind you all the way!<br />
<br />
Kindest regards,<br />
<br />
Spergin}}<br />
<br />
===On Rosechu's man-parts===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Randam Hajile]] <rhajile@safetymail.info> <br />
<br />
"Well Excuse Me for MISDRAWING ONE DETAIL"<br />
<br />
It's not one detail. Throughout the comic, even Rosechu herself has a male pointed tail. Not once have you ever drawn her with a blunt, female Raichu tail.<br />
<br />
I'm judging by facts. What are you judging by? <br />
<br />
You cannot say that "grass is blue" when it's obviously green. And you cannot say Rosechu is a female when she has a male appendage on her tail. <br />
<br />
It's no wonder why the pictures of her "[[pickle]]" were drawn as a result. You were the one who started it.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Randam Hajile}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_43&diff=192383Mailbag 432015-12-08T21:53:17Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 43''' was uploaded onto the [[CWCipedia]] on 19 [[January 2010]] and answered on the 21st. This was the first official [[Mailbag]] following [[Chris]]'s decree of no [[Asperchu]] letters.<br />
<br />
Amongst this set of letters, we got another answer as to why Chris hates Asperchu, an explanation for why he turned Asperchu into [[Mitch Sonichu]], a request that a writer who called him out on his Asperchu manifesto go fuck himself, and the removal of a letter calling him out on his blasphemy.<br />
<br />
Perhaps the most bizarre letter was his response to [[Evan]], where he claimed that Simonchu (Evan's fictional character) had already attempted to convince [[Simonla]] to leave [[CWCville]]. In fact, he wrote what amounted to a ([[Chris and writing|terrible]]) short story to justify his continued use of Simonla in his comic.<br />
<br />
On 26 January, Chris moved the letter telling the person to go fuck himself into the Rejected Mailbag.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
==="Good Quality Hand-Drawn Work"===<br />
{{Email|From: Apple Pie <effence@yahoo.ca><br />
Hi,<br />
<br />
I find it strange that you think Asperchu is bad for swears and anti-religiousness when your favorite shows like [[South Park]] and [[Family Guy]] do the exact same thing. Please explain your logic.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|It is because "Asperchu" is considered a parody to My Sonichu and Myself, and to have the comparisons between the two, it is a kick in the bells to have [[Chris and Art|My Good Quality Hand-Drawn Work]] [[Chris and Hypocrisy| compared to such Gross Low-Class, Low-Resolution, Blocky-Style]] stuff like "Asperchu". And from that, I BLAME the artist, Alec Benson Leary, to [[Chris_and_Reality#Fantasy_and_fiction|force the characters]] into such [[Rule 34|shameful and distasteful acts]]. I do not blame the characters, because it is NOT Their fault that their "Director" directs them to do those things.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris defends Ultra Sonichus OPness===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Masaki Sumitani|Masaki Sumitani]] <Hadogei@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hey, I hope you don't count this as an "Asperchu" question and delete this because it's not:<br />
<br />
Some questions about the new pages: 1.) If Ultra Sonichu's powers include curing [[Asperger's Syndrome]], why don't you tell Ultra Sonichu to cure your [[autism]]? 2.) Why do you say that Asperchu/Mitch Sonichu needs a makeover, and that his glasses are terrible, when the outfit he was wearing is the same as one you own, and his [[glasses]] look like your glasses? 3.) Is Ultra Sonichu supposed to be a Christ-like figure? Isn't this kind of blasphemous since Sonichu is a Christian?<br />
<br />
Thanks for answering!<br />
<br />
Masaki Sumitani}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) It is a cartoon; it is not like I can summon him into Real Life and use the Chaotic Crystal Power to cure my Mental Block for Real. 2) If you were in Asperchu's situation where you were constantly drawn to LOOK and ACT retarded all the time, would you not want a Makeover to make you more confident, intelligent and such? 3) A Christian Individual, or ANYONE for that matter, has the capability to do such things in acts of generosity; it Does Not necessarily make that individual THE Jesus Christ. The [[Sonichus]] and [[Rosechus]] Considered Mine, the Original Sonichu, a Savior, because from the later-named Swift Sonichu, he had Foretold of the True Original coming to their Rescue and Aid. If you were rescued from a life-threatening situation, quick-as-a-flash, by someone, would you not consider that person A Savior or Hero? There is nothing "blasphemous" about the generous deed and act.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===We can watch it ourselves, thanks.===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:List of recurring Monty Python's Flying Circus characters|Ken Shabby]] <spamspamspam@aol.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris: What [[Monty Python]] sketch is your favorite? Mine is Eric Idle's "Storytime" sketch, which can be seen here:<br />
<br />
http://tinyurl.com/ylmgwu4<br />
<br />
I find it hilarious because I can't imagine what kind of sick pervert would put that kind of stuff in something intended for children.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I like the Parrot Sketch. "Look, Matey. This Parrot wouldn't VOOM if I put 4,000 volts through it. It's bleeding demised. It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more; it has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. It is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If he hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an Ex-Parrot. '''You have to complain until you're blue in the mouth to get your way around here'''."}}<br />
<br />
===Surrrrrrrrrre...===<br />
{{Email|From: Lars Underwood <kneelbeforelarsunderwood@aol.com><br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
In the Sonichu comics you've drawn your Sonichus and Rosechus praying to you. Do the other citizens of CWCville pray to you, too? The reason I ask is that I'm trying to start a cult, and was wondering how you got people to see you as an all-powerful, Godlike figure. So far my cult is only my girlfriend and a couple of other kids at my high school, but I think that's pretty good for a senior. Any advice for a fellow cult leader?<br />
<br />
Lars Underwood}}<br />
{{EmailReply|You are mistaken, I have never drawn my Sonichus and Rosechus praying to ME; they pray to God and Jesus like everyone else. I do not care much for Cults, because they often lead towards a life-threatening situation often.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris still hates the gays===<br />
{{Email|From: David Price <dprice22@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Dear Christian,<br />
<br />
I apologise for the earlier e-mail in which I enquired about Asperchu and completely overlooked your own talents.<br />
<br />
Your recent comic pages, in which you provided a makeover for Asperchu to give him a new look as "Mitch Sonichu", has proved to me that you have your own unique skills and qualities. This makes you perfect for television! We're starting up a remake of a classic TV show in which young, style-setting gentlemen such as yourself give fashion pointers to volunteers.<br />
<br />
If you would like to be on the lineup of the brand new, remade "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", please get in touch with me.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I heard that was a [[gay]] show, and I am Straight, so no thank you.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris defends the makeovers===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:R. Dorothy Wayneright|Dot Wayneright]] <neg0t8r@paragoncity.net><br />
<br />
Greetings!<br />
<br />
From your latest comic, I see you have cured Asperchu and ''Alec's (Unapproved) Recreation of your'' [[Chaotic Combo]]. I noticed that many of your characters were not happy with their names and role. It's a bold step for a writer to change ''someone else's'' characters around like that. ''However, I was surprised to see that not only did [[Bubbles Rosechu]] forget about [[Blake]] when her name changed to Kitty, but she also claims "she'd hit that," which implies she had a pickle! Has Bubbles always been a hermaphrodite or was this only since your Chaotic Remedy on her?''<br />
<br />
Regards,<br />
Dorothy Wayneright}}<br />
''Chris added the first two italicized portions, and deleted the third one from the original letter.''<br />
{{EmailReply|What I have done was only done to Alec's "version" of MY Electric-Hedgehogs; The Original Sonichus and Rosechus are STILL the way they are. Kitty was referring to that the madeover Asperchu, now Mitch Sonichu, looked very handsome.}}<br />
<br />
===...Well, this is disturbing!===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com><br />
Why do you think that putting in "evan.ip" in a computer will block<br />
me? That's not even an IP address, that's just my name and the letters<br />
"IP". Furthermore, you do it in your [[comic|COMIC]], not in real life. Do you<br />
think CWCville actually exists or something?<br />
<br />
Also take Simonla out of your comic.<br />
<br />
-Evan}}<br />
{{EmailReply|No. As a matter of fact, [[Chris and reality|YOUR Simonchu]] came to Cwcville while I was holding a Town Meeting, came up to Simonla (Simonchu's Sister) while The True [[Wild Sonichu]] was with Her. Simonchu told Simonla that you wanted her back home as quickly as possible. Simonla REFUSED Heavily; She is Very Happy in Cwcville, VA, rather than the [[Chris and censorship|c***]]-shack known as "Ecgville". ([[CWCville|HOW IS THAT SO-CALLED CITY PRONOUNCED ANYWAY?]] It sounds like a very "Eckie" Ailment, possibly Cold-Like.) Simonchu uses force, yet Wild attacks him with his Razor Leaf and unleashed his grasp of her. Wild says, "The lady said that she does not want to return with you." Simonchu replies, "Listen, shock-breath, I'll quake you away in a rock's-throw." Wild says, "Well, before you can even throw a rock, I will have quick-as-a-flash Vine Whipped you, and launched you to fly back to your Villa of Eck." Wild launches his Vine Whip which was Super-Effective against Simonchu's Ground-Type body, and throws him back to that city in Minnesota.<br />
<br />
[[Chris and reality|Later, Simonchu reports to you that she refuses to return to you, and you realize that with MY G.D.C. Powers, you have to let it be and move on in peace in real life.]] [[Chris and his Ego|I am the Great Director Chandler!]]<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
<br />
===Go Fuck Yourself, too!===<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
Chris, here's my response to your BLATANT CENSORSHIP and DENIAL OF FREE SPEECH in [[Mailbag 41]].<br />
<br />
"1) Alec and his crew have No Right Whatsoever on MY original Sonichu/Rosechu Characters; I Never Ever Gave Him OR his crew ANY permission to use them At All."<br />
<br />
Did Sega give you permission to use [[Sonic]] and Eggman? How about [[Nintendo]]? Did they let you use Giovanni or any [[Pokemon]]?<br />
<br />
No. They didn't. The only way Sonichu can stay afloat is because it is a [[Parody|PARODY]]. And PARODIES do not need to ask permission.<br />
<br />
"2) I never gave him permission to place ANY advertisements for his Low-Rate Work and Copycat Website; he bought [[Jack]] Thaddius out WRONGFULLY. I still Disapprove of his ads in any shape or form regardless of image content. "<br />
<br />
You have no right to decide on this, the SysOp needs to keep the website up some how. And if it were not for her efforts, the website would have crashed by now.<br />
<br />
I mean, she certainly cares about keeping the site up. You nearly got it destroyed when you stole from Coke and Fox.<br />
<br />
"4) The Cwcipedia IS DESIGNED MAINLY FOR the Original Sonichus and Rosechus in and around Cwcville, [[Virginia]]; Alec and his blocky-drawn characters are in Minnesota, and therefore are NOT Associated Officially With Cwcipedia OR the world of Cwcville."<br />
<br />
Blocky? Chris, perhaps you don't realize that half the time you can't keep the size of a character consistent. Body parts inflate and deflate at random and at one point a character went from square to spherical within the same page. Heck, people could write a book on your horrible drawings.<br />
<br />
"5) At the time, I have done Comparison Drawing within the recent 12 pages I have drawn and uploaded between HIS drawing style and Mine. Obviously Mine is the Superior, because it is more pleasant to look at, and it was Hand-Drawn, versus Computer-Drawn which Alec and his crew have chosen for their media. Officially, I still have NO association with Alec at all, even after this short-time addition within the 10th Book."<br />
<br />
Chris, you can't judge your drawing style and his because you're biased in your own favor.<br />
<br />
I personally think Alec is a better artist. At least he always provides a goddamn background and doesn't textwall out of pure lazyness.<br />
<br />
"7) From this day forward, Any and All future messages that DO NOT ADDRESS Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville, Myself (Christian Weston Chandler), or anything that is originated ONLY ON the Cwcipedia will be DELETED. ADDRESS ALL Asperchu inquires ONLY to Alec Benson Leary on HIS COPYCAT WEBSITE"<br />
<br />
This relates to you, the comic, and how you can't draw. So yeah, if you delete this I'll know that you're lying out your ass. AGAIN.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|You can go f*** yourself.}}<br />
<br />
==Gone Forever==<br />
===Chris will always be beautiful to someone===<br />
{{Email|From: Mirko Calusic <sathael@hotmail.com><br />
Hi Chris! I have to say, even though Alec is a much better atist, I prefer your Sonichu over his Asperchu comic, because your comic supports the homosexual lifestyle. I understand that you've lost a bunch of fans, but I want you to know that the [[homos]]exual population will always support you. Heck, probably all the fans you have left are gay.<br />
<br />
I have to admit, I find you very attractive. Often I've dreamt of your sweaty body pressing against mine. First I would suck your tiny cock and then I'd ram my manstaff up your butthole, all the while massaging your large soft breasts. Anyway, I thought you'd like to know about that.<br />
<br />
I've drawn some fanart for you as well!<br />
<br />
http://tinyurl.com/yftsew7}}<br />
<br />
===The everlasting man===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:G. K. Chesterton|Gilbert Keith Chesterton]] <FaithfulMan@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
The creators of the award winning Evangelical Christian cartoon "Veggie Tales" were once interviewed about the nature of creating a Christian work of art with characters that were explicitly not human. Their response was actually very well-thought-out. They said that they took special time and effort to make sure that their adaptations of biblical stories emphasized what could be learned and applied to life though the passage, was nothing short of completely respectful to the book upon which they placed their faith, and was appropriate for very young children. They also spoke of their all-important rule #1:<br />
<br />
'''Never''' would they depict Jesus as a vegetable.<br />
<br />
It's not right, they said. Jesus is the son of God, the most important thing in our lives. The reason we're even doing this is to try and help others understand how important Jesus is. It doesn't matter that every other character is a plant byproduct, the setting and tone of the show are ultimately unimportant. Showing Jesus as anything less than what we believe him to be would be blasphemy.<br />
<br />
And they're right! To put words in Jesus's mouth, to depict Jesus as he wasn't, to use his or God's holy name in vain, it's all blasphemy. Blasphemy's not like other sins like envy, lust, or wrath, it's wrong on two distinct levels. On one it's direct disrespect to your creator. One the other it hurts your credibility as a Christian. If a Christian blasphemes himself in public, or puts blasphemous things in the internet where everyone can see them, it becomes harder to take them seriously. If someone who's legitimately interested in accepting God into their life sees it, they'll likely think "I thought Christians were supposed to love God, but obviously it's all a lie, because someone who loved God wouldn't act that way."<br />
<br />
Bearing all that in mind, why did you represent Jesus as an orange sonic the hedgehog?<br />
<br />
Don't say you didn't. Issue 10, page 48. You even drew the tomb being cast open, just like when Jesus rose on the third day. "Hyper Sonichu" or whatever you call him appears with his arms spread (as though nailed to a crucifix) in a beam of light, while some sort of purple soldier kneels before him, in awe. For a few short pages, you had the gall to mock God, turning Jesus, a man without sin into a character that just a few pages ago toppled a building, killing hundreds. A character that spends all his time having sex with his wife or punching old women in the face. <br />
<br />
I could understand an Atheist doing this as some sort of protest against Christian hypocrisy, but you claim to be a steadfast believer. So my question to you Chris is in what way could this possibly be considered a Christian piece of work, when you so blatantly mock God?<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
G. Chesterson}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_42&diff=192381Mailbag 422015-12-08T21:49:13Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 42''' was uploaded by the [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 17 [[January 2010]] and answered two days later. Many of the letters in it were originally placed in [[Mailbag 41]], and were moved in order to make 41 all [[Asperchu]] from start to finish.<br />
<br />
Compared to the stuff Chris pulled in the last few mailbags, this one was painfully dull. Chris took a few moments to try to explain why he was not cool with dating a [[black]] girl, got all pissy about the fact that [[Rosechu]] is apparently transgendered, and failed to address the fact that he hadn't changed shirts in the better part of a week. The rest of it was all the normal Chris BS we've read before.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Chris is a great artist===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Augustus Hill|Augustus Hill]] <ahill@virginia.usa.com><br />
<br />
Yo Chris,<br />
<br />
Why is all [[:Category:Fan art|Sonichu fanart]] better than your original [[Sonichu]] art?<br />
<br />
Cheers}}<br />
{{EmailReply|While some are better, and some are worse (especially all that are Low-Resolution and Blocky-Style), than my own hand-drawn style, NOT ALL are better; that is your own exaggerated opinion (no personal offense meant).}}<br />
<br />
===Nose to the grindstone===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Yo Chris, seriously when I mean stop losing [[fans]]. I meant it. Like dude, the Asperpedia is gonna wipe you out in approximately 5 weeks. Seriously. I'm not joking. Also, you should make 5 pages a day.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I am working on it]].}}<br />
<br />
===White supremacy is now a "noble cause"===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Jaz Hoyt|Jazz Hoyt]] <jazzhoyt@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
Are you worried that if whites and people of colour continue to have children together, the entire white race will be wiped out? We'll be nothing more than a race of coffee coloured people.<br />
<br />
I am part of a group that fights against this. I'm not racist - I just don't want to see whites become extinct.<br />
<br />
Will you join us?<br />
<br />
Your friend,<br />
Jazz.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Possibly a noble cause, yet sounds racial. I will not join your group, but thank you for extending the offer.}}<br />
<br />
===Weapons-grade racism===<br />
{{Email|From: Annie Miss <toggaf@gmail.com><br />
<br />
You were asked if you were against interracial marriages.<br />
<br />
Your [[Mailbag 37#So basically yes|response]] was, and I quote, "No I do not mean that. I mean Old Fashioned as in the Classic white-marry-white type of thing."<br />
<br />
SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU'RE AGAINST INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES ''YOU DUMB FUCK''}}<br />
''Chris deleted the italicized words, because he's a dumb fuck in denial.''<br />
{{EmailReply|You misword me, I meant that I personally am NOT against Other People in having interracial relationships and marriage. The quote you bring up to question is in reference to Only Myself considering interracial relationships, of which I have stated earlier that while I am comfortable with being Friends with black people, I do not feel comfortable with pursuing a relationship with them Myself.<br />
<br />
"What may be right for you, may not be right for some"; I fall within the "some", but I do not and will not discourage interracial relationships of any kind for everybody else. We are Individual People after all, and this is a mostly free country we live in.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:25, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris assumes all adult males spend most of their money on toys===<br />
{{Email|From: b1496380@uggsrock.com<br />
<br />
Hey Chris.<br />
<br />
You say you've watched the 40-Year-Old [[Virgin]] a grand number of times. Well remember the part in the film where his friends are trying to help him get laid and they get him to move all of the toys out of his house? How come you don't get rid of your toys? Women don't like manchildren, dude.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Forgive me for answering your question with another question, but considering you ask me the question, you are likely having the same problem, so I ask you, Why don't YOU sell your stuff? Think about it.}}<br />
<br />
===It was just a girl that had all the physical characteristics of a boy===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Randam Hajile]] <rhajile@safetymail.info><br />
<br />
According to the Bulbapedia, the #1 source for [[Pokemon]] related facts, it states this:<br />
<br />
"Gender differences:<br />
A female Raichu has a smaller, blunted lightning bolt at the end of its tail."<br />
<br />
Yet, the Raichu which Rosechu evolved from has the male pointed tail. So on a factual basis, Rosechu evolved from a male. Thus making her transgendered.<br />
<br />
I don't see how you could object to that. Even if you made a mistake while drawing, it doesn't change what Rosechu evolved from.<br><br />
Sincerely,<br>Randam Hajile}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Well Excuse Me for MISDRAWING ONE DETAIL, BUT the Fact Remains that the Raichu Rosechu transformed from WAS FEMALE. Do Not Judge a Pok'emon by their Shape, or "Don't Judge a Book by its Cover."}}<br />
<br />
===The return of autism shots===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:John Williams|John Williams]] <bigbootybitches357@aol.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
If you ever find a girlfriend and have kids are you going to get them vaccinated, since vaccines are supposed to give them [[autism]]?<br />
<br />
Oh, and you should thank that [[Asperchu]] guy for the all free publicity he's been giving you lately.<br />
<br />
John Williams}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I'll consult the physicians about that when the time comes. And to the second comment, I say, "Whatever, I have no comment."}}<br />
<br />
===It's called an art style===<br />
{{Email|From: Brianna Ricaud (bricaud75@gmail.com)<br />
<br />
If you delete, edit or ignore this e-mail you will have lost another fan. I expect a well reasoned reply.<br />
<br />
Chris, why are you such a hypocrite? You denounce nudity and cursing in Asperchu's comics, but the nudity in Asperchu is tasteful and restrained and the cursing is relevant to the story. However you have drawn HARDCORE PORN of your Sonichus and cursed a lot more in your [[Youtube]] videos. There are also a lot of videos and pictures of YOURSELF doing FILTHY, DISGUSTING things and showing your privates, but you feel you can judge Alec for drawing a few innocent pictures.<br />
<br />
You have lost a lot of fans and unless you SINCERELY apologize to Alec and acknowledge that Asperchu is a better comic and step up your own efforts, you will lose the few fans you have left.<br />
<br />
Brianna}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I am not a hypocrite; I drew what I did because I was under the stressed influence brought on from the [[anger]] and rage against the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage. Besides which, I have censored the parts with images of Lemons and Bananas in the past, and I had ISSUED THE WARNING on the uncensored versions with the "TV-MA" recreation and that if you were UNDER 18, you should not view that content.<br />
<br />
And those other images from My Person of My Person were TRICKED FROM ME in the past BY THE TROLLS behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.<br />
<br />
And Asperchu is NOT a better comic, because of the Defaultly-Uncensored Content WITHOUT WARNING, and it is drawn in a Grotesque Low-Resolution Blocky-Style.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:25, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Revenge of No Comment III: The unbeing statement===<br />
{{Email|From: Harold<br />
No, Chris, I'm clearly not stereotyping you.<br />
<br />
You really don't understand love. You're confusing it with merely liking a person. What do you think love is? Physical attraction plus liking someone? No, it's deeper than that.<br />
<br />
Like, I really don't blame you for wanting to cure the [[homos]]. You can't understand what it's like to be in love. If you did, you would realize it's horrible to cure homos. You're tearing them away from their loved ones. You aren't capable of understanding their feelings, so you don't get why everyone is so mad.<br />
<br />
Don't worry about it. It's not your fault.<br />
<br />
~ A fan}}<br />
{{EmailReply|No Comment.}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything===<br />
{{Email|From: Richard Allonger <longhardroadtonowhere@mail.com><br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
I noticed in that [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|Mr. Plow video]] that you recently made that the shirt you've worn for the past 3 days says "RUGBY" on the back, and that you seem to love wearing rugby shirts for some reason. The sport of rugby is quite popular in various gay communities in America. Isn't that interesting? Your favorite type of shirt comes from a sport that gay people love! Here's the website of the biggest league: http://www.igrab.net/<br />
<br />
Richard Allonger}}<br />
''Chris messed up the reply template, causing his response to display incorrectly.''<br />
{{EmailReply|My mother bought the shirt for me FROM a Goodwill; just because I wear it does not mean that there is anything favored about it.}}<br />
<br />
==Gone forever==<br />
===His name was Robert Paulson===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Fight Club#Robert "Bob" Paulson|robert.f.paulson]]@gmail.com<br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
Why have you been wearing the same shirt for multiple days in a row? This represents a very poor concept of hygiene. The shirt must smell awful and the smell could easily make people sick. Try teaching our children better values like washing your clothes every once in a while. You do this far too often.<br />
<br />
You disgust me,<br />
Robert}}<br />
<br />
===On backmasking===<br />
{{Email|From: Father [[Wikipedia:Tomás de Torquemada|Tomas Torquemada]] <auto_de_fe@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
What you're saying in [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|that video]] is NOT Spanish and is NOT Christian. Christians (and Spanish-speaking people) DON'T cast DEMONIC SPELLS on other people. You kids all think SIGNING A CONTRACT WITH THE DEVIL and SELLING YOUR SOUL for EVIL POWERS is "cool", but you'll regret it. Have fun BURNING IN HELL with your new best pal SATAN for being a WITCH.<br />
<br />
Father Tomas Torquemada}}<br />
<br />
===On brain voodoo===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Kareem Saïd|Kareem Siad]] <supreme@allah.com><br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
I was a steadfast Sonichu fan until your [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|recent video]] when I suddenly found myself LOVING Asperchu and HATING Sonichu. I do not know why, but I guess I'll have to turn to the Asperpedia for my comic fix.<br />
<br />
K.S.}}<br />
<br />
===On Christian's total disregard for Christianity===<br />
{{Email|From: Mark <SMark700@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris I am disappointed in your comics, it's not the comics themselves but the remarks you've been making about Asperchu. You call it out on being unreligious.<br />
<br />
However I've come to figure that you only [[Chris and religion|believe in God]] because you think you can get him to do things for you. Whether it's to [[Jason Kendrick Howell|kill people you have disagreements with]] or to get yourself a women. I don't think it says anywhere in the bible God is a tool for you to get your greatest desires, Thats the devils job. You've said you succesfully cursed [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and others out of vengeance, but at what cost(your soul?).<br />
<br />
That power would have to come at a price, would God really bless you with powers to ruin lives. Or would the Devil notice an easy target to spread around chaos and take your soul at the end of your life?}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_41&diff=192380Mailbag 412015-12-08T21:46:55Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 41''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 15 [[January 2010]]. Two days later, WikiSysop moved part of the unanswered emails to [[Mailbag 42]], resulting in Mailbag 41 being an entirely [[Asperchu]]-centric work. Around 5am on 19 January, [[Chris]] deleted every single email and replaced them with an enraged manifesto.<br />
<br />
Even as an itemized list that ignores everything his fans asked him, the furious screed still managed to have a few highlights. He claimed that he did several "Comparison Drawings" of his work vis-à-vis Asperchu, and that this allowed him to objectively determine that his was better. He also finally came clean about his blatant censorship of other mailbags, stating that if the subject of a letter was not completely dedicated to the only thing Chris truly loves (i.e., himself), it would be deleted.<br />
<br />
It should be noted that when Chris was raging against Asperchu, there were only two ads on the entire [[CWCipedia]], and that neither of them actually linked to Asperpedia. One sidebar ad linked to a poll, where True and Honest fans could vote for their favorite comic, and one banner ad asked people to help the victims of the [[Wikipedia:2010 Haiti earthquake|earthquake in Haiti]].<br />
<br />
Disgusted with Chris's refusal to answer legitimate fan questions, the staff of Asperpedia saved a copy of the letters and placed them in Alec Benson Leary's sixth fan mail column.<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Manifesto===<br />
{{EmailReply|From: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com<br />
<br />
ATTENTION TO ALL PEOPLE who have been reading Asperchu. Allow me to be perfectly clear about the repetitive questions that I would rather not answer, because '''I HAVE NO CONNECTION OR ASSOCIATION WITH ALEC OR ASPERCHU WHATSOEVER.''' So, get ready for Itemized Itinerary:<br />
<br />
'''1)''' Alec and his crew have No Right Whatsoever on MY original Sonichu/Rosechu Characters; I Never Ever Gave Him OR his crew ANY permission to use them At All.<br />
<br />
'''2)''' I never gave him permission to place ANY advertisements for his Low-Rate Work and Copycat Website; he bought [[Jack]] Thaddius out WRONGFULLY. I still Disapprove of his ads in any shape or form regardless of image content.<br />
<br />
'''3)''' I have No Contact With Alec, and until He REMOVES HIS Advertisements from MY Cwcipedia, I am reluctant to have contact with him on topics OTHER than Him REMOVING ALL OF HIS ADS from MY Cwcipedia as a Sign of Peace and Good Will.<br />
<br />
'''4)''' The Cwcipedia IS DESIGNED MAINLY FOR the Original [[Sonichus]] and [[Rosechus]] in and around [[Cwcville]], [[Virginia]]; Alec and his blocky-drawn characters are in Minnesota, and therefore are NOT Associated Officially With Cwcipedia OR the world of Cwcville.<br />
<br />
'''5)''' At the time, I have done Comparison Drawing within the recent 12 pages I have drawn and uploaded between HIS drawing style and Mine. Obviously Mine is the Superior, because it is more pleasant to look at, and it was Hand-Drawn, versus Computer-Drawn which Alec and his crew have chosen for their media. Officially, I still have NO association with Alec at all, even after this short-time addition within the 10th Book.<br />
<br />
'''6)''' '''Asperchu is NOT MY CHARACTER, PERIOD.'''<br />
<br />
'''7)''' From this day forward, Any and All future messages that DO NOT ADDRESS Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville, Myself ([[Christian Weston Chandler]]), or anything that is originated ONLY ON the Cwcipedia will be DELETED. ADDRESS ALL Asperchu inquires ONLY to Alec Benson Leary on HIS COPYCAT WEBSITE.<br />
<br />
So there, and thank you for understanding.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 12:08, 19 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
==Gone Forever==<br />
===Alec Benson Leary is favorable===<br />
{{Email|From: animeguy28@twcny.rr.com<br />
<br />
Hey Chris!<br />
<br />
i love Alec Benson Leary! can you ask him for me if he is taken? because i like him WAY better than you.<br />
<br />
-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York}}<br />
<br />
===In which Alec Benson Leary is damn sexy===<br />
{{Email|From: halerzUT1987@yahoo.com<br />
<br />
I think Alec Benson Leary is hot. Could you hook us up? <br />
<br />
Halee, <br />
Utah}}<br />
<br />
===Heartsweets love Asperchu===<br />
{{Email|From: tyfromCA@gmail.com<br />
<br />
Hey Chris, My girlfriend thinks Asperchu is cute. <br />
<br />
Tyler, <br />
California}}<br />
<br />
===Asperchu is so much better than Sonichu===<br />
{{Email|From: Elisa Embleton <canneryrow@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Alec Benson Leary is by far the most interesting guy I've heard about this year. And Asperchu is great because it's like Sonichu, except it takes out all of your terrible ideas and replaces them with Alec Benson Leary's great ideas.}}<br />
<br />
===Sonichu is a poor spinoff===<br />
{{Email|From: David Price <dprice22@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
Do you think you could put me in contact with Alec Benson Leary? I know that you and he must have fairly lose ties, since he let you write that [[Sonichu]] comic about one of his minor characters. (Not sure I appreciate the way you mess with Asperchu canon by making Sonichu a [[gay]]-hating straight though.)<br />
<br />
Anyway, please put me in touch with him, because I want to offer him a major publishing and distribution deal for his comics.}}<br />
<br />
===Lol balding===<br />
{{Email|From: Tasha Honey <LadyTasha@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
You say you know where Alec lives. Can you give me his address? I want to be his sweetheart-from-the-ground-up soooooo bad!! Sorry Chris, but I just can't stand [[hair|balding]] men with [[anger]] issues.<br />
<br />
-Tasha}}<br />
<br />
===Alternate character interpretation===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Milton Bradley|Milton Bradley]] <B04rd_G4m3r@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris<br />
<br />
So I've been reading these Asperchu comics, and I really like them! Especially the character Sonichu!<br />
<br />
When I found out you had a drawn a fan-comic about Sonichu, I looked you up. Needless to say, I was pretty disappointed. Not only is your Art sub-par compared to Alec Leary's masterful work, but you got Sonichu's character all wrong! In the real comics he's a man who's deeply unhappy about his marriage. He deals with this sorrow by avoiding his wife as much as he can, spending most of his time with his friends. Your take on Sonichu robs him of all character and personality. His subtle pain and deep wit is jarringly replaced with an idiotic grin and a foolish demeanor. I have to say, I really hate what you've done to Alec's Brilliant Character.<br />
<br />
Then there's your portrayal of [[Rosechu|Sonichu's wife]]. She hasnt' appeared in the Real Asperchu series yet, so you just drew your own version of her? And that version is basically [[Amy Rose]] with a Tail and some useless spines on her back? That's just depressing man, I would have hoped you could be more creative.<br />
<br />
Please stop it with these foolish changes to Alec's Magnum Opus!<br />
<br />
Milton}}<br />
<br />
===Cooperation===<br />
{{Email|From: The [[Wikipedia:Prinny|Prinny]] of Doom <craftygurl484@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Chris, I think it was very kind of you to give Sonichu and the [[Chaotic Combo]] over to Alec Leary to use. I hope you two cooperate more in the future.<br />
<br />
Lots of love,<br />
<br />
Sarah}}<br />
<br />
===Presidential praise===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:William McKinley|William McKinley]] <yesthatwilliammckinley@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Alec Benson Leary is the greatest American I have met this year. Yes, it's only January, but still.}}<br />
<br />
===Favorite character===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Neil Gaiman|Neil Gaiman]] <Asperchuisawesome@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
I love Asperchu! It's such a great story with excellent artwork! I was wondering, can you tell me who your favorite Asperchu character is? I like Jivin the best!<br />
<br />
Thanks,<br />
Neil}}<br />
<br />
===A thank-you note of sorts===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Kathryn Janeway|Kathryn Janeway]] <NCC74656@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris! I just wanted to say that I love that you're adverising this "Asperchu". He's so adorable! I kind of like him more than Sonichu. But it's good that you're supporting parodies like that. :)<br />
<br />
- Kathryn}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_40&diff=192378Mailbag 402015-12-08T21:41:58Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 40''' was uploaded on the [[CWCipedia]] on 13 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered one question and deleted another a day later. A day after that, he answered (and deleted) the rest.<br />
<br />
This mailbag had the highest deletion rate of any mailbag so far. Out of the 18 letters sent, only eight were answered. In this case, though, the deletions were not Chris's most shocking action. A nurse at a cancer ward asked him for a few autographed copies of the [[Asperchu]] comic, apparently under the false impression that he produced both. Instead of correcting her error, or forwarding the letter to Alec Benson Leary, Chris changed the word "Asperchu" to "Sonichu" in her letter and answered it as though it had always been meant for him, saying he would "consider a donation of a book or two." To summarize, Chris willfully prevented the request of [[Chris and death|CHILDREN DYING OF CANCER]] from ever being carried out in order to service his own ego.<br />
<br />
Other notable letters included Chris [[Chris and money|throwing away a hypothetical billion dollars]], not understanding the difference between [[love]] and [[sex]], and the rather terrifying prospect of Chris adding a [[black]] character to compete with Asperchu's Jivin.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Love does not equal sex===<br />
{{Email|From: Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
Don't worry, I've been trying to convince your [[gay]] fans you don't mean any harm by wanting to cure them. See, you don't mean them any harm because as an [[autistic]], you don't understand love.<br />
<br />
See, imagine you were madly in love with a person. But then you were forcibly "cured" of your orientation. From your perspective, the person would have no problem finding someone with their new orientation. Why? Well, because without love, you only have sexual attraction. And if it's just sexual attraction, you can easily dump the person and find someone else. But normal, non-autistic people can love.<br />
<br />
But don't worry about it. Just remember, when discussing love, there's something you can't understand because you're autistic.<br />
<br />
~ A fan}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I DO understand Love; I was LOVED by my family and my friends, and I gave them respective love back in return. You are Stereotyping Me, and THAT, along with MISLABELING, I DO NOT APPRECIATE AT ALL. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===You'd think he'd notice the name===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Blake|Bla Chu]] <blachu@ymail.com><br />
Chris<br />
<br />
How many [[fans]] do you believe [[sonichu]] has? I always figured it would be quite a lot.<br />
<br />
Blake}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have LOTS of Loyal Fans, and I appreciate them very much.}}<br />
<br />
===The sound of a million financial analysts screaming===<br />
{{Email|From: odnar@luukku.com<br />
<br />
In one of your mailbags, you inform us that [[CWCville]] has 10 soup hotels, each having 9 inhabitable floors with 10-20 rooms. I addition to this, your electric-hedgehog [[Pokémon]]s get aid of approximately 3500 bucks per couple. <br />
<br />
While I appreciate socialism, couple of questions arise: <br />
<br>1. Are there so much rich folk in CWCville? What's the overall population?<br />
<br>2. How high is the tax rate?<br />
<br>3. Why only one city in the USA has this system?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) No, there are only a few Rich People; most of the population are Average Income. 2) I have no idea of "Tax Rate"; I would say it is average along with the rest of the U.S.A. I am NOT a Stock Market Expert Either. 3) Maybe because the other cities have NOT thought of it.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris throws away a fortune===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ron Jeremy]] <Ron.Jeremy@avn.org><br />
Dear Chris,<br />
I understand that lots of people call you gay, but you are not. I sympathize with you, because lots of people call me gay, too. I'm not gay, I have had lots of sex with women. True, I also had some sex with men, but I didn't love them. It was just for money. I mean, if someone offered you a million dollars, would you have sex with a man? What if they were filming it? A million dollars is a lot of money.<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Ron Jeremy}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I would never commit to such a horrendous ace EVEN for a Billion Dollars. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===If he hadn't bolded it, we might not have noticed===<br />
{{Email|From: Debbie Dryden <debbie.dryden@live.com><br />
Hello Chris,<br />
<br />
I am a nurse at [[Wikipedia:University of Chicago Medical Center|Chicago Comer Children's Hospital]]. I represent a facility that is the forefront of kids' medicine. We are commited to providing healing and comfort to children, with respect and dignity to patients and family.<br />
<br />
Recently, the children in the cancer ward have become enamered with your comics. Each day all the children gather in the atrium, and I read to them about the newest adventures! It gives them such joy, and such hope. One little boy tells me about how he dreams of living in [[Cwcville]] one day - He has a level 4 brain tumor and is undergoing intense chemotheropy treatment. He carries a [[medallion]] with him to treatment everyday. It gives him special powers to fight off the sickness. I believe him when he says it's real.<br />
<br />
We feel that your comic is a positive influence on the children. I would like to thank you for doing what you do. <br />
<br />
Would you be willing to donate an autographed copy of your '''Sonichu comics''' to our cancer ward?<br />
<br />
Kind regards,<br />
<br />
Debbie Dryden<br />
<br />
Comer Children's Hospital<br />
5721 South Maryland Avenue<br />
Chicago, IL 60637, United States<br />
(773) 702-1000}}<br />
''The bolded "Sonichu comics" originally said "Asperchu's comics". That's right folks, that fucking prick just changed the request of DYING CHILDREN just because it caused him stress.''<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I may consider a donation of a Sonichu Book or two to the hospital. Thank you for your support. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Somehow Sonichu is still more offensive===<br />
[[File:DownsChu.jpg|thumb|DownsChu]]<br />
{{Email|From: Meredith Reynolds <sonichufan1991@live.com><br />
Hey Chris, just writing to let you know that I and the rest of the true fans are behind you on this whole Asperchu thing. That is why I have taken the liberty of creating a [[parody]] of my own, Downschu, whose picture I have enclosed.<br />
<br />
Downschu is a STRAIGHT electric hedgehog pokemon, who along with his girlfriend, Low Functioning Autistic Rosechu [not pictured], and friends such as [[Wikipedia:Progeria|Progeria]] [[Punchy]] [not pictured] and [[Magi-chan|Magichan]] with [[Wikipedia:Tourette syndrome|Tourettes]] [pictured, but invisible], help to spread the word that Sonichu and his creator Christian Weston Chandler are STRAIGHT, and that Asperchu is a slanderous mockery to all electric hedgehog pokemon who should be put against the wall with all the other "undesirables". Thanks!<br />
<br />
P.S. As the creator of Downschu, I hereby give you full permission to feature him and his friends in your Sonichu comics until I say otherwise.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I appreciate your support and your letter. Second, even though I am High-Functionally Autistic, and I have no objections against anyone with mental conditions of any sort, I feel uncomfortable and would RARELY EVER draw any character of that sort in my comics. And I am not comfortable with Your drawing, no offense, but IT is one where the character Looks Stupid, and that offends me. This is because of ALL of the Hateful and Offensive artwork they had featured on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page that PORTRAYED ME and MY CHARACTERS as Stupid, and I personally take offense to such images.<br />
<br />
Have a good day,<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:19, 14 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Martin Luther King Jr. rages in his grave===<br />
{{Email|From: kid[[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|cosby]]8557@aol.com<br />
You make fun of Asperchu a lot, but at least Asperchu is a diverse comic. For example, Jivin Pickles is a positive [[Niggos|African-American]] character, and he's one of the main characters. When will your comic feature a positive African-American character as a main character?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|It is planned, but a name has not been decided yet.}}<br />
<br />
===Asperchu continues to make the world a better place===<br />
{{Email|From: boogies1885@cheerful.com<br />
I've been a long time fan of Sonichu, but recently, after seeing an ad, I started reading the Asperchu comics. I have to say, I like your Asperchu comic better than your Sonichu comic. Asperchu is a much better written and better drawn character. Have you ever considered canceling Sonichu so that your company can devote all their energy on Asperchu, giving it the attention it deserves? I really would like that.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|'''Asperchu is NOT MINE; it belongs to Alec Benson Leary!''' And I have NO Association with that dude WHATSOEVER. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
==Gone Forever==<br />
<br />
===Gay lover===<br />
{{Email|From: nineinchbear@virginia.usa.com<br />
Chris, <br />
<br />
It's me, Steve. It's clear to me this relationship just isn't going to work, and you standing me up last night (1/12) was completely unacceptable!!! You certainly seemed interested enough when you contacted me through gaysinglesonline.com. After weeks of long, erotic Online sex chats and keeping in touch through email, YOU said TO ME that you wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I knew well enough that your family wouldn't understand and we would have to keep this as our little secret. You told me to meet you at Escafe in [[Charlottesville]] at 7:00. Guess what, I was there and WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!? I sat there like an idiot for 3 hours waiting on you, calling your cell phone and getting no response until finally I just had enough and left. So now I'm pissed, and I don't care about our agreement to keep all this discreet. I'll let the whole world know! And by the way, if you don't want me giving all those videos you took of yourself jerking to my picture to the [[trolls]], you'd better have a damn good excuse for your behavior and answer this message!!!!! You just missed out on a great thing, Chris. Your not going to find many more guys willing to accept you for who you are. (Guy's with [[aspergers]] are my fetish.)}}<br />
<br />
===Simonchu swings both ways===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Alec Benson Leary has been using my Simonchu in a VERY respectful<br />
manner. He draws him as a MAN, with the PICKLE HE HAS ALWAYS HAD AND<br />
WAS BORN WITH. He has accidentally mislabelled my character as a homo<br />
(however I cannot fault him as I NEVER clarified Simonchu's<br />
preferences in the comic yet). I discussed this with him and set the<br />
record straight (or sort of straight) and told him that Simonchu is a<br />
BISEXUAL, he apologized and intends to Right the Matter. However, I<br />
don't even CARE--it was an HONEST MISTAKE, unlike your DELIBERATE<br />
thieving and gender-changing of MY Character that you REFUSE to right<br />
even in the face of Lawsuits.<br />
<br />
Alec has even been KIND enough to feature an ad about my struggles<br />
with the [[Simonla]]/Simonchu Controversy. This is why ALL YOUR FANS WILL<br />
LEAVE YOU, just as I Predicted. You are not KIND to any of them, like<br />
Alec is to HIS [[fanbase]]. He has been Good to Protect my Character from<br />
your SLIMY MITTS.<br />
<br />
-Evan Christopher "Ivan" George}}<br />
<br />
===Nonstandard anatomy===<br />
{{Email|From: Greg Cats <gregthecatman@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Is it gay to have sex with someone if they're a woman on top, but a man on bottom (they have breasts and a female face but they have a penis)?<br />
<br />
Is it gay to have sex with someone if they're a man on top, but a woman on the bottom (they have a masculine chest and a male face, maybe even a beard, but they have a vagina)?}}<br />
<br />
===No, he was finally openly gay when he bought the sports bras===<br />
{{Email|From: manosthehands@2die4.com<br />
Wait, so you kissed [[Silvana]]? But Silvana has a penis, so that would make you gay. Does this mean you're finally openly gay?}}<br />
<br />
===On Chris's continual mistreatment of Wikisysop===<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
You recently complained to the Sysop that you want the block on the front page removed.<br />
<br />
Have you already forgotten that the last time she let you near the ads, she nearly got sued?<br />
<br />
You really don't respect women at all, do you?}}<br />
<br />
===Also Ted Bundy===<br />
{{Email|From: stingray55@gmail.com<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
I've been reading over your love quest and I think I might have a solution to your problem; I've been reading up on a group of women who become enamored to serial killers and fall in love with them. Within a matter of days of being put on death row these men receive offers of marriage from women all over the country! I'm not saying you should murder anyone, but you could be wrongly convicted on a murder charge and get one of these women to fall madly in love with you. I'm not sure Virginia's laws on conjugal visits but I'm sure they'd allow it! This worked out well for Richard Ramirez and he married a woman while on death row!<br />
<br />
It's probably your best shot man!<br />
<br />
Good luck!<br />
<br />
Your fan,<br />
<br />
StingraY}}<br />
<br />
===Chris's diseased ticker===<br />
{{Email|From: Tubular Monkey <tubularmonkey@gmail.com><br />
Hi Christian,<br />
<br />
You've talked a lot about your [[heart level]] in the past, referring to whether or not you are broken hearted. But what about your actual heart? I know that your father has had multiple heart attacks throughout his life. Since heart disease runs in the family, are you concerned that you will have a heart attack at some point?<br />
<br />
Your fan,<br />
TM}}<br />
<br />
===Alec tells it like it is===<br />
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com><br />
Christian Weston Chandler,<br />
<br />
Why do you Threaten me? Why do you hate me enough to THREATEN my life? I only wanted to become a Great and True Artisan like you yourself are. Are you jealous because I have done so? You know, I spend my time making the ASPERCHU comic and devoting to making myself the BEST artisan I can be. I don't spend my time issuing DEATH THREATS, which as you should know by now is a FELONY and against the LAW.<br />
<br />
By your OWN admission, I paid Jack Thaddeus to have the Ad Space. That means I legally have the Right to Advertise my creations there, that is how Advertising works. You care so much for your own legal rights so many occasions, Why do you not care for OTHER peoples' legal rights?<br />
<br />
Perhaps in the dictatorship of CWCville you have the godly power to kill people who Only want to Aspire to Greatness in their Careers. But in America, we have something called Freedom of the PRESS, where someone who pays LEGALLY for adspace can advertise their Product without fear of MURDER. So I ask you also, why do you hate not only me, but AMERICA? Because you obviously do NOT approve of any different messages than your OWN.<br />
<br />
Your former joy-boy,<br />
<br />
Alec Benson Leary<br />
<br />
P.S. Simonchu is feeling MUCH better now that he and his Lover [[Wild]] are under the safety of ALBville's laws, which protect SAME-SEX MARRIAGE such as THEIRS; Magi-chan likewise enjoys being able to be the Homogay he truly is under my Wise Rule. Perhaps you should devote your energy to fixing CWCville's problems so you don't lose MORE citizens.}}<br />
<br />
===Evan chimes in===<br />
{{Email|From: Evang7 <evang7@gmail.com><br />
<br />
I do not want either Simonchu OR Simonla in your comic, you have LOST<br />
MY TRUST. What about this is SO HARD to understand? looking at How<br />
You've Acted when people give Rosechu a Pickle, you are a HYPOCRITE.<br />
<br />
Further proof of this: you speak against Asperchu using Your<br />
Characters, but it's Okay for you to use Mine? You're a Mocking Jerk.<br />
Tell You What: You can keep Simonla in the comics, if you let Alec use<br />
your characters. I don't want you using my Simonchu AT ALL, under ANY<br />
circumstances. You've Already Stolen him ONCE.<br />
<br />
Don't you DARE reject this, you coward. Come out and Face Me.<br />
<br />
-Evan}}<br />
<br />
===On Chris's imaginary unfaithfulness===<br />
{{Email|From: Leslie Triballo <lesliepony@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
You said in your mailbags that [[Meg Griffin]] pushed herself on you and you were powerless to stop her. And that Meg turned out to be Silvana so it's okay.<br />
<br />
First of all, your character didn't even TRY to resist her. You flirted with her (saying amongst other things that you would "happily accept" her performing a sexual favor for you), punched a guy out for her (which you wouldn't do if you weren't trying to impress her), and despite her being all over you, not ONE SINGLE TIME did you say, "I'm sorry, but I'm already taken, please stop touching me." You never mentioned Lovely Weather to her at all. You let her do everything she did to you willingly and flirted right back. So stop lying that you were powerless to do anything.<br />
<br />
Secondly, your character still thinks she's Meg. So it doesn't matter at all if she's Meg or Silvana. You still willingly flirted with her. That's a pretty lame excuse that no woman in real life wouldn't accept if you were cheating on her like that. <br />
<br />
So stop being dishonest. Infidelity and lying isn't something to be teaching kids in your comic.<br />
<br />
--Leslie}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_39&diff=192377Mailbag 392015-12-08T21:39:19Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 39''' was added to the [[CWCipedia]] on 12 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] started answering it on the same day as the fourth and final part of his Mailbag Marathon which started with [[Mailbag 36]]. He got halfway through before quitting in order to [[12 January 2010#Part 2|scream into his camera]] and (presumably) crash into slumber. He answered the rest on the 15th.<br />
<br />
Chris's habit of deleting emails without saving backups hit a fever pitch in this one.<br />
<br />
It should be noted that Chris replied to a question about whether he would have sex with a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]] with "no comment." In one of the previous Mailbags, Chris stated that he wanted his first time to be True and Honest. It's odd that he didn't have a similar answer this time. This might have been the early signs of Chris eventually becoming desperate enough to lose his virginity to a whore.<br />
<br />
Chris also seemed desperate to erase from reality the Family Guy storyline in which Meg gets a sex change.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Either God is a liar, or Chris is===<br />
{{Email|From: wineman.the.actor@gmail.com<br />
<br />
Hey Christian, <br />
<br />
I've been running a youth fan club up in a Montanan [[Methodist]] Church, but I was thinking of disbanding it. The other day we had a kid sent to time out because she called stupid. When asked why she said that, she said that [[Chris and religion|god]] told Chris and [[Ivy]] that they were destined to be together, but then never met up in the [[comic]], and then she died (in a very gross manner). then she said that God spent so much energy on that and not on turning [[Silvana]] to normal, which would've turned her good and probably spare a few lives. She then asked why God did that? <br />
<br />
She has a good point, Mr. Chandler. Why do you have God do such stupid things? And why did you have god bind the two together if Chris would later mary some woman named [[Lovely Weather]] and then cheat on her with Meg? And then, as a Christian man you shot a person and killed thousands by making a building crumble. <br />
<br />
Tomorrow we are having a vote in the next few days on what to do: A. We stay with your comic B. We abandon the fan club C. We begin following [[Asperchu]]. <br />
<br />
Some of us think he's original, some of us believe that he is a [[parody]], but we all agree his comic is well written and focused more on a kind and Christian character. <br />
<br />
Do you have anything to say before we vote (my recommendation is you ignore Asperchu and focus on why you seem to make a mockery of god) <br />
<br />
Yours in God <br />
<br />
Nick}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, that me and Ivy thing, it was REAL for a time, but THEN SHE DID DIE FOR REAL. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THAT? Draw MYSELF DYING and loving her in Heaven? A: Stay with me, I will do better, I promise. B: Do not abandon your Fan Club. C: Forget that Thing; HE IS a parody.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris refers to a man buying his underage son a whore as "good news"===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] <mikejackson113@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
Thanks for all of your great answers! I talked to my wife about it and let her know what you said. She still wasn't entirely happy about my son going to an escort service, but she agreed that it was time to let go. We are planning on taking Mike Junior to an escort service tomorrow! We found one that gives their women constant checkups and testing. They've e-mailed us with all of the records and they'll give my son a lineup of beauties to choose from!<br />
<br />
My son is understandably nervous about his first time and he wanted to know if you had any tips for him. He wanted to know if you had any pickup lines that he could use. Any advice that you could give him would be much appreciated! I know he reads this, so I know he'd be thrilled if you could answer this.<br />
<br />
Afterwards my wife and I were planning on having a small celebration about my son having his first time. It would just be an informal party with only his best friend and one or two other people. Do you think it would be appropriate to have this at our local O'Charley's or should we spring for someplace nicer? Where do you think we should take him? Would it be ok to have a cake telling him congratulations for his first time?<br />
<br />
Thanks again,<br />
<br />
Mike}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Well, I'm glad to hear some good news (for a change at the moment). My advice for your son is just to be himself; use a condom for just in case; let HER lead and follow. I offer my personal congratulations and wish y'all good luck and God's blessings. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:20, 13 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris calls someone an arrogant idiot without irony===<br />
{{Email|From: Jason Rothell <metalpencil@gmail.com><br />
Dear Chris:<br />
<br />
Why do you think it's terrible when someone uses [[Sonichu]] in their webcomic? Why are they horrible people? Did you not use [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]]'s character before in the Sonichu comic? Also, isn't [[Simonla]]'s development based on someone else's creation and you still use her in your webcomic even though the original artist has begged you not to? I don't understand how this makes you any different... please explain this to me and I will remain a TRUE, LOYAL and HONEST fan!<br />
<br />
Jasonla}}<br />
{{EmailReply|It is terrible when they use my Sonichu and WRONGFULLY Portray him in ANYTHING [[homos|HOMOSEXUAL]]; IT IS JUST WRONG and AGAIN MISLABELING, and I will not stand for that. I Offered that Simona and Simonchu be Brother and Sister; Evan is still being an arrogant idiot towards me.}}<br />
<br />
===Parents of a celebrity===<br />
{{Email|From: Anthony Thiest <rationalparagon@yahoo.com><br />
Hey Chris, what's zappenin? I've been wondering, what do your parents think of Sonichu, the character and the comic? Do they read every issue you put out? I bet they brag to their friends about it, I know I would. What do they think about you achieving the internet fame that you have? Is it hard for them to live with a celebrity?<br />
<br />
Keep zappin!<br />
<br />
Anthony}}<br />
{{EmailReply|My parents like the comic series. Not really. They do not have too many friends to brag to, plus they mostly stay at home. I am a celebrity, yet I am still a person. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:20, 13 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===The internet never forgets===<br />
{{Email|From: It's [[Wikipedia:Gendo Ikari|Gendo]] <shinji.you.suck@gmail.com><br />
<br />
At some point in your life, you were told to memorize a sequence of nine numbers. These numbers, much like the [[Sonichu Balls]], unlock great opportunity in life -- as long as you remember what they are, of course. Your TRUE and LOYAL fanbase knows you have some trouble memorizing numbers, though. Why not put it on the internet? The internet never forgets anything. This might help you out later...<br />
<br />
Gendo}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I will take that under great consideration.}}<br />
<br />
===Weed===<br />
[[Image:DutchGuy.jpg|thumb|Portrait of a typical weed smoker.]]<br />
{{Email|From: Marice<br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
First of all, me and my friends am a big fan of Sonichu (I am still waiting for the official merchandise).<br />
<br />
But one thing bothers me. Why are anti drugs statements made in the comics?<br />
Im a Dutch fan, and am quite offended by this. We in the Netherlands smoke weed<br />
(and it is legal). Drugs help people relax (because most people have busy lives/careers).<br />
Also, we treat homosexuals like equals. and prostitution is legal. Which are both things you<br />
and Sonichu don't like.<br />
<br />
The Dutch fans would love a rectification of the whole anti-drug-, homo and prostitution matter, with<br />
the message that "it is ok for Dutch people to be homo, do drugs, or visiting a prostitute,<br />
as it is within the scope of the Dutch law" on the cwcipedia.<br />
This would really encourage the Dutch (and any other progressive European countries for that matter) to keep reading the comics.<br />
<br />
Greetings!<br />
<br />
A Dutch Sonichu fan.<br />
<br />
Picture of myself included, as a fan. For me, for you.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|The statements are made, because I, Personally, am AGAINST those Drugs AND Homosexuality.}}<br />
<br />
===Sure, all you have to do is quit the internet forever===<br />
{{Email|From: Shane Smith <donfelder1887@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris-chan. Chris-chan.<br />
<br />
This is the voice of your conscience baby...I just wanna check one thing out with you. You don't mind?<br />
<br />
Chris-chan, honey, what's got into ya?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Oh, I don't know. How about a bunch of PEOPLE asking me OFFENSIVE QUESTIONS and making OFFENSIVE STATEMENTS constantly, CONTINUING TO MISLABEL ME and MY SONICHU WRONGFULLY, Trolls putting up OFFENSIVE ADVERTISEMENT IMAGES on MY Cwcipedia WITHOUT MY CONSENT, CONTINUALLY BEING RIDICULED AND TORMENTED. Can't I just be left be to draw Peacefully and NOT be OFFENDED, PICKED ON, MISLABELED, or TORMENTED, PLEASE?!!!<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:20, 13 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===That's not what he's talking about===<br />
{{Email|From: Sonny<br />
<br />
Chris, I have a question.<br />
<br />
You claim to respect women, but why is all of the (highly inappropriate) nudity in the comic geared towards men?<br />
<br />
I know you don't want to turn women gay, y'know. So why haven't you put an equal portion of female-directed (highly inappropriate) nudity into the comic?<br />
<br />
Not that it matters to me, because Alec doesn't bother with that disgusting shit in the first place (not turned on by hedgehog sex at all) and it greatly improve the quality of his comic as opposed to yours.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|COME ON!!! BUGS BUNNY WAS NAKED; YOGI BEAR WAS NAKED; WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?}}<br />
<br />
===Because guys should never have fun with other guys===<br />
[[Image:Joyboys.JPG|thumb|Not creepy at all.]]<br />
{{Email|From: John Simpkins <joyofchristjoy@gmail.com><br />
Hello from a faithful reader!<br />
<br />
I was reading the latest issue of Sonichu to my son, (a practice fast becoming tradition in my family!), and we both ended up quite taken by your idea of Christian Love Day. It's values of unbridled platonic friendship have truly touched our souls, and needless to say my family will join in the celebration! We're basing our festivities around your favorite things, so we plan on spending the day watching Family Guy, drinking refreshing Pepsi and eating some fine [[Wikipedia:Soggy biscuit|soggy biscuits]].<br />
<br />
I have also gone to the trouble of making a "friendship card", which will be passed around to my church group and my sons' preschool in order to spread the word - I just want to get your approval on the design first! I've attached it to this email - on the inside I plan on putting one of your many sage quotes along with a link to the cwcipedia.<br />
<br />
Please let me know what you think!<br />
<br />
God bless and have a nice day.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Celebrating the day is nice. Yet, and I mean no offense, but your card is NOT GOOD; To promote Platonic Relationships, FEMALES need to be in there PLAYING WITH EACH MALE. Please correct the error. PLUS, PLEASE REMOVE that [[Asperchu]]; HE IS NOT MINE! Plus, DO NOT MAKE ANY CHARACTER LOOK [[retarded|RETARDED]]. I am sorry.}}<br />
<br />
===Whores whores whores===<br />
{{Email|From: Molly Trasi <trasirose@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
Would you ever choose to have sex with a prostitute? If so, did you realize that it is illegal and you could end up in jail for a long time? Would you be uncomfortable knowing that she didn't really care about you at all and was just doing it for the money?<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
A worried fan}}<br />
{{EmailReply|No comment.}}<br />
<br />
===No, I'm pretty sure that's Sonichu===<br />
{{Email|From: Mandy Higgins <mariokart360@rocketmail.com><br />
<br />
I'm a big fan of Sonichu and Asperchu. My favorite Asperchu comic is the one where he teams up with Sonichu. Will you be doing a Sonichu comic where Sonichu meets and teams up with Asperchu any time in the near future? That would be way past cool.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Asperchu IS NOT MINE, and I do not and will not ever associate with him whatsoever, because he is such a retardedly-drawn and homosexually-portrayed piece of crap.}}<br />
<br />
===Improvisation===<br />
{{Email|From: Jose Luis Castillo Del Real <olan_montalvo@yahoo.es><br />
<br />
Hi Chris:<br />
<br />
I love your sonichu comics, i was wondering how can you come up with new ideas for them always? it must be hard to find the inspiration for a new plot. I also want to start a comic someday, but i find difficult to develop a story.<br />
<br />
anyways, keep it up with the amazing job! i'll be cheering you :D}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Most of the time, I have the ideas in advance, yet at other times, I come up with something on-the-moment.}}<br />
<br />
===Rosechu the transwoman===<br />
{{Email|From: vhenderson@teachers.org<br />
<br />
To Mr. Christian Weston Chandler,<br />
<br />
Hello, Mr. Chandler. I am an [[English]] teacher at a small junior high school in Middle Tennessee, and I sponsor the school's chapter of the Gay/Straight Alliance. Over the winter break, I had a student make mention of your comic in an email as a topic for future discussion once class resumes. Upon review of your comic, I have found it to be most worthy of discussion. Your portrayal of transsexuals and hermaphrodites is very interesting. The character [[Rosechu]], for instance, fascinates me. Despite the labeling of being a female Raichu, I have gleamed from my research that she was actually a male Raichu, based on the pointedness of her tail. Then s/he was struck by a rainbow, transforming him/her into a lovely feminine being. This metaphor delights me! It is a very sensitive and positive portrayal of the struggle that transpeople endure when trying to determine and claim their identity. It is wonderful that you have allowed this character to find love and acceptance with a man, which is so often difficult in the real world. I have students who know the pain of being born into the body, and I am sure this will hearten them greatly. In addition, the character [[Magi-chan]] warms my heart in his obvious attraction to the character Silvana, even though she possessed the "wrong" genitalia at the time. The fact that he could see past the outer shell and to the person within is very sweet.<br />
<br />
I must say though, that I object to Rosechu's characterization. She is a very stereotypical portrait of a transwoman, obsessed with maintaining her femininity to the point of ridiculousness. It is a tired cliche and an insult to all woman that their lives revolve around solely around their family and their vanity. In the future, I would like to see Rosechu develop interests outside her home and maxing out her credit card and become a better role model for young people struggling with their identities.<br />
<br />
With deepest respect,<br />
<br />
Ms. Veronica Henderson}}<br />
{{EmailReply|LISTEN!!! READ PAGE 3 OF BOOK #1, IT SAYS CLEAR AS DAY THAT THE RAICHU WAS A '''GIRL RAICHU'''. There is NOTHING Transgender WHATSOEVER ABOUT ROSECHU, you MISLABELING, MISUNDERSTOOD INDIVIDUAL. She acts the way she dose is because she has ALWAYS BEEN FEMALE!!! I am so DAMN sick and tired of these Misunderstandings and Mislabelings!!! THIS IS A STRAIGHT COMIC SERIES AND SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE STRAIGHT!!!!!!}}<br />
<br />
===If he gave this response to every e-mail, he would actually be honest===<br />
{{Email|From: coldpartjunior@yahoo.co.jp<br />
<br />
Hi Chris I am a big fan from Japan & I was wondering if you could kill<br />
anyone in the world who would it be and why? You can pick more than one<br />
person.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I do not know.}}<br />
<br />
===To be continued===<br />
{{Email|From: Christie Savarin <virtualinsanitybangbangjam@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Herro!<br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
I read Sonichu for long long time,I have so many questions! so sorreh!<br />
<br>1)If you could change the law, how would you change it? and you said you would outlaw the friend zone? why? what happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?<br />
<br>2)Do you like everything you see, so long as it doesn't have gay stuff in it?<br />
<br>3)If you could upload your brain into a robot body, would you?<br />
<br>4)Why aren't you sure of the five worst games you've played? You can't have enjoyed every game you played.<br />
<br>5)If you went back to college, what would you major in? What classes would you take?<br />
<br>6)Why do you like the name "Reginald" so much?<br />
<br>7)Did you know that nearly all male porn actors start out making gay porn? What do you think of this?<br />
<br>8)Why did you get rid of asexuality in [[Sonichu 10]]? Hasn't it occurred to you that some people just don't like being in romantic relationships, and are much happier single?<br />
<br>9)In a recent chat, you said that if you had a chance, you would want to make being a homo illegal. Yet, in a video contemporary to the chat, you ask your fans not to leave you. How would you feel if all of your gay fans left you?<br />
<br>10)Have you ever considered getting your own apartment? What prevents you from doing so?<br />
<br>11)If there were no women, and men could reproduce sexually with other men, would homosexuality still be wrong?<br />
<br>12)Why do so many of your videos have a greenish-yellow tinge?<br />
<br>13)You hate homos, but you also hate straight men for "taking all the pretty girls leaving none for you." Shouldn't you support homos, so that other men can date each other and free up girls for you?<br />
<br>14)Sex isn't that big of a deal. It's fun, but you don't have to have sex to be happy. Why are you so big about sex?<br />
<br>15)Would life be better if we reproduced nonsexually, and thus didn't have a sex drive?<br />
<br>16)Since you haven't been very specific about your taste in women, who are your favorite porn stars?<br />
<br>17)Do you have any friends in the [[Autistic]] community?<br />
<br />
tanks 4 answerin!}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I'll come back to you the next time I am answering a mailbag.}}<br />
''On 15 January 2010, Chris lazily answered:''<br />
{{EmailReply|Your Questions will be copied/pasted and Answered in the [[Common Questions|FAQ Section]]; please look there for your answers. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
''Chris originally linked "FAQ Section" to his answered questions page. We have re purposed the link to go to our mirror of that page.''<br />
<br />
===Dude, chill===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Chang Yu-sheng|Chang Yu]] <drchangyu@yahoo.ca><br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
In an earlier response to a fanmail , you mentioned you had a simularity to the character played by Dustin Hoffman in the film Rain Man. Would you kindly mind listing your facinating abilitys? My daughter is autistic and a very big fan of your work, she has a gift with law and agues extreemly well in her law class, but unfortunately her speech impediment prevents some from understanding her. She wanted to ask you herself, but she has trouble writing and could not without my help.<br />
<br />
FONDest regards<br />
<br />
Chang Yu}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I can not say right now, because I am stressed from having to CORRECT AND REEDUCATE PEOPLE ON ROSECHU BEING ALWAYS FEMALE AND SONICHU BEING STRAIGHT AND ASPERCHU NOT BEING MY CHARACTER!!!}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris fakes sorrow===<br />
{{Email|From: flambai@hotmail.com<br />
<br />
Dear CWC,<br />
<br />
Well, you probably remember my 5 year old son, right?<br />
<br />
The one who screamed and cried because his favourite characters weren't in the comic?<br />
<br />
The one who NEARLY JUMPED IN FRONT OF A BUS BECAUSE OF IT?<br />
<br />
Little Jimmy's basically catatonic now, he has to go to a therapist everyday and i don't know what to do<br />
<br />
Dearly seeking your advice,<br />
<br />
Sincerely<br />
<br />
Sarah Lutt}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am sorry for your child's dilemna. I do not know either at the moment.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris dives deep into denial===<br />
{{Email|From: Uava <uava.lidelduhk@gmail.com><br />
<br />
So in a recent comic you met up with Meg from Family Guy and you clearly like her. However, according to Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, she gets a sex change later on and becomes a male named Ron. You could say that Stewie changing the future would have prevented but at the end she meets a guy named Ron and hints that she likes that name. Also, transsexuals can't be changed according to most psychologists and the only way to make them feel happy is to let them to transition to their true gender.<br />
<br />
You are obviously not a homosexual, so I was wondering what you will do about this situation when it comes up.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|That was ONE possible Future, and IT was CHANGED after Stewie stopped the tower from falling. Meg never gets a gender change EVER.}}<br />
<br />
===CRASH INTO SLUMBER===<br />
{{EmailReply|**I am so tired from all the stress. Will resume answering soon.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:20, 13 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
''Chris resumed answering letters in the very early hours of 16 [[January 2010]].<br />
<br />
===Chris plans for the future===<br />
{{Email|From: Faye Dexter <ecksdeexter@gmail.com><br />
<br />
You've said before that the job you most see yourself in is an "Office Job". I was wondering what you meant by that. There are many types of office jobs and they can be very different. For example: secretary and CEO positions can both be considered office jobs but they are very different. Your job would also depend on what the company does. For example: A web design company and a law firm are both office oriented companies but a law firm needs lawyers and paralegals(basically lawyer assistants) and a web design company would need programmers and graphic designers.<br />
<br />
Just curious what your goals are.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Granted in what you have described, I am currently uncertain of my goals there at the moment. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason===<br />
{{Email|From: Tran<br />
<br />
Chris, please explain why you think Asperchu is crap.<br />
<br />
Rules:<br />
<br />
1. Do not use "It mocks me and my creation", as that is what a [[parody]] is supposed to do. I mean, Alec has said many times that he respects you, so it's really a benevolent(that means kindhearted, look it up) parody.<br />
<br />
2. Do not just say "JUST LOOK AT IT" or "IT IS BAD". You need to tell us what you think of it and why. We are not mind-readers, we need details.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Because it is being '''WRONGFULLY shoved into my face constantly against my will,''' like if I was shackled to a chair in a Locked Windowless Room with some naked homosexual dude, and I had to endure him being in my face against my will.<br />
<br />
That Is A NIGHTMARE to me, EVEN WORSE than the nightmare I had where I was in a factory and I watched PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt with their mouths full of cigarettes, going through BURNING OVENS, coming out singed (not ON FIRE), then dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol that DISSOLVED THEM to DUST like ACID would do, and their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes. And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Shemales and man-tits===<br />
{{Email|From: Desiree Flood <mammy2shoes@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris, Laura here!<br />
<br />
I've been reading a lot of your comic <s>as well as the AWESOME spinoff, Asperchu. I don't know why people can't just read and LOVE both.</s> Anyway, I have two questions.<br />
<br />
1. It looks like you got "trolled" in your comic by Silvana! Did you have sex with her?! If so how did that even work? Did you put your penis in her butt? I know it LOOKED like meg, but she still had a penis!!! Would you ever have sex with a shemale?<br />
<br />
2. You've also made mention of your breasts in your last video! I myself have had several kids and have found breast feeding to be an enlightening and emotional experience. When you have kids do you plan on breast feeding your kids?<br />
<br />
Stay cool!<br />
<br />
Laura}}<br />
''Chris added the strikeouts because that's just what Chris does.''<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, '''Asperchu is NOT MINE, it belongs ONLY to Alec Benson Leary, I AM NOT ASSOCIATED WITH EITHER HE OR HIS CHARACTER WHATSOEVER.''' You are '''SEVERELY WRONG''' to even call HIS comics a "Spin-off" from MINE.<br />
<br />
Second, to answer your questions. 1) No, I did not have sex with Silvana; ONLY MAKING OUT. When Silvana takes the form of an ALL-Female individual, its dick is GONE. 2) I would NEVER CARE to have sex with a Hermaphrodite. 3) Maybe my WIFE will breast-feed, but I was referring to MY Man-Boobs, of which Alec was WRONGFULLY EXAGGERATING on HIS D***ED Asperchu character.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===It's probably more like 12===<br />
{{Email|From: Derp<br />
Hi Chris, let me first say I'm a huge fan of your comics and have been reading them for 3 years now.<br />
<br />
I was wondering this: do you ever have any homosexual feelings toward your [[father]]? Because I think it would be a good addition to your comic. Maybe a four-way between you, your dad, Sonichu and Asperchu? I think that would be yum.<br />
<br />
Oh, and how many [[Sonee]] have you fucked? I say 6, my friend says 9.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|NO, NO, NO!!! I AM STRAIGHT!!! QUIT MAKING OFFENSIVE COMMENTS!}}<br />
<br />
==Gone Forever==<br />
===Mass murdering does not strike me as terribly kind===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Puyo Puyo|puyopuyo]][[Wikipedia:Puyo Puyo Tsu|tsu]]@thegame.com<br />
Hello Chris,<br />
<br />
I am an ex-fan by the name of Arle Nadja. I became an ex-fan because recently, you showed signs of [[terrorism]] in your comic. When the [[4-cent_garbage.com|4-cent-garbage]] building fell, how many people died Chris? More than 100 people died Chris, and by your hands. Just because they [[troll]]ed you it makes it ok to kill them? Well, bringing down a building for making fun of you doesn't make it less of a terrorism act. I remember about 15 years ago, I decided to bring down a building. It had 6 stories and at least 34 people died in the explosion and most, if not all, by my own bare hands. What I am trying to say is that your comic supports terrorism and it reminds me too much of my horrible past, and I cannot stand to see such a homophobic, racist, and unpatriotic character such as you still alive. P.S. I am a woman, and I can say without a doubt, you do NOT support my rights, and you're a freak for wanting to secretly tape you and you "future" girlfriend. It's not only wrong, it's illegal if she says no. I think I speak for all women when I say no girl will sleep with you.<br />
<br />
From your "EX"-Fan,<br />
<br />
Arle Nadja}}<br />
<br />
===Kissing cousins===<br />
{{Email|From: fagassfighter@gmail.com<br />
<br />
Here's a website to wipe away your idiotic misconceptions on cousin marriage. Also, it's not forbidden in the Bible:<br />
<br />
[http://tinyurl.com/y8h7hpr]<br />
<br />
Have a nice day.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris should just end it already===<br />
{{Email|From: ninjakumquat@gmail.com<br />
<br />
Hi Chris! Have you ever considered committing suicide? Yes, I am aware the Bible states that suicide is an unforgivable sin, but seeing as you are Christian Weston Chandler, I think God might let that one slide. ;)<br />
<br />
Thanks for reading this humble missive, and remember not to feed [[Barb]] after midnight!<br />
<br />
- Cadpig, Asperchu's #1 Fan}}<br />
<br />
===See, it's funny because it's true!===<br />
{{Email|From: jamie tyler <jamie.tyler112@gmail.com><br />
<br />
You're such a fucking dumbass, it is unbelievable. After over 30 mailbags, you still don't realize that. You're a fag, ugly, stupid, smelly piece of shit. You rip off everything you like, you make references to things that don't make sense ([[Captain's Log|Captains Log]]? [[Monthy Python]]?), you claim to be a Christian yet don't follow the Bible (you're for pre-martial sex but against cousin marriage? It's the reverse in the Bible lol) you are racist, sexist, egotistical, and overall, just one big pile of shit.}}<br />
<br />
===Alec-Chan makes everything better===<br />
{{Email|From: Alec-chan [[Asperchu]] <albasperchu@live.com><br />
Hello Christian,<br />
<br />
You haven't responded to my previous letters, such as when I Asked you how ASPERCHU can be a parody of the Sonichu when ASPERCHU has the Aspergers, which is NOT linked to the autism that Sonichu has. But my disappointment in you for not Answering the Challenge as a true MAN would do is not why I write today. I write not with a sword, but with an Olive Branch, as I only wanted to show you the latest page of Issue #1 (My fifth issue!), in which I bring in the Chaotic Combo. It seems you have not featured the Combo much of late in your Sonichu comic, so I have taken the Combo to give them the limelight they so deserve.<br />
<br />
Also, as Evan Christopher George asked you repeatedly to kill his character Simonlachu (as it is his character, only EVAN holds the copyright to use it), in despondent grief Evan came to me and asked for my help. I agreed to help him, and so I will be taking Simonlachu (who I have changed back into the original Simonchu, as Evan requested) to be in my ASPERCHU comic from here on out, to do with as Evan requests me to do. All further appearances of the Simonchu in your comic will thenceforth be either dreams, or hallucinations, or just NOT canon, just to let you know - I didn't want you to accidentally write Simonchu into your pages again thinking he was really there, which he will NOT be.<br />
<br />
Take care,<br />
<br />
Alec Benson Leary}}<br />
''It should be noted that Chris deleted this e-mail the same night he [[CWC Blog#12 January 2010|tried to communicate to Alec through his blog]]. It would seem that he didn't really want to talk after all.''<br />
<br />
===Medical study===<br />
{{Email|From: vidkun quisling <iheartthepope@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Christian!<br />
<br />
It's great that you're answering fan mail now! I was wondering since you're going almost completely bald if you've ever considered drawing a bald Sonichu without any hair? What color would the skin underneath be?<br />
<br />
I have also wondered if [[Sonichus]] can be born with any genetic diseases or abnormalities like Autism/[[Asperger's]], Progeria, Muscular Dystrophy, or Manic Depression. Do Sonichus get the same diseases as humans? Like the flu or the AIDS? Are people with the AIDS even allowed in [[CWCville]]?<br />
<br />
Yours in Christ,<br />
<br />
[[Wikipedia:Vidkun_Quisling|Vidkun Quisling]]}}<br />
<br />
===On Chris's total lack of sorrow.===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Quincy Magoo|Magoo]]<br />
<br />
Chris, here is how a normal apology goes:<br />
<br />
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that." This is without prompting.<br />
<br />
You, on the other hand, need to be prompted into apologizing for insulting someone, and even then, we get this:<br />
<br />
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that, but I WAS PROVOKED! IT'S NOT MY FAULT, THEY MADE ME DO IT BLAH BLAH BLAH JACK THADDEUS BLAH CLYDE CASH BLAH KILL YOURSELVES peace"<br />
<br />
Instead of accepting the blame, you try to shift it the moment you think you'll have to hold it.<br />
<br />
Apoligies have no "buts", Chris.<br />
<br />
Heck, we're going to quit even faster now.}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_37&diff=192375Mailbag 372015-12-08T21:33:34Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 37''' was uploaded on [[CWCipedia]] on 10 [[January 2010]] and was answered on the 12th.<br />
<br />
Mailbag 37 is the second of four Mailbags [[Chris]] began answering on 12 January in a marathon-style event. Already angry over the [[Asperchu]] ads and the set of questions from [[Mailbag 36]], Chris's responses got shorter and angrier as the questions piled up.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===It's okay to kill trolls, it's not like they're people or anything.===<br />
{{Email|From: Charlene Dominguez <jezzusistehanswer@hotmail.com.<br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
If the Bible says "Thou shall not kill" how come you just killed 100 people in your comics? Is "Thou shall not kill" one of the parts of the Bible you ignore if you feel like it? I hope you enjoy burning eternally in the searing fires of hell.<br />
<br />
- Charlene Dominguez}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Those people were [[trolls|TROLLS]], and I was taking down [[4-Cent Garbage]] and their villians within it. I Have SHED a tear for those, if any, INNOCENTS who were within the building and were hurt or killed.}}<br />
<br />
===Backpedaling===<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
If you're okay with [[homos]]exuals so long as they keep their activities private(you said so yourself on several past occasions), then why are you abusing the power of [[Magi-chan]] to invade their privacy?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have changed the law, and have requested Magi-Chan to cease that portion of Mind-Scanning. He was ONLY TOO GLAD to not have to look into those scenarios.}}<br />
<br />
===He's not a terrorist, he's a tyrant===<br />
{{Email|From: Sammi Maker <sammiwitch@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Why won't you allow free elections in [[Cwcville]]? Do you hate America, Christopher? Do you hate freedom? You sound more and more like a terrorist to me, who doesn't allow free elections in his town except for a council that do absolutely nothing and blows up buildings, destroying innocent lives who only "crime" was being funny on the internet. Are you a terrorist, Chris, or should I say, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|RICARDO]]?<br />
<br />
As a fan of the comic, I am a citizen of Cwcville. As a citizen of Cwcville, I stand with my brother and sisters in DEMANDING FREE MAYORAL ELECTIONS. DOWN WITH CHRIS. HE'S NOT THE MAYOR. WE DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM. WE DON'T NEED A KING. WE NEED ELECTIONS. LET US VOTE. LET US VOTE. LET US VOTE. LET US VOTE.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|We hold elections for the Board of Director Members. I am not a terrorist.}}<br />
<br />
===Meg Griffin: pushy bitch===<br />
{{Email|From: Leslie Triballo <lesliepony@yahoo.com><br />
Hi, Chris.<br />
<br />
I've been a fan for a while, but I'm noticing a disturbing trend in your behavior. I noticed in a recent mailbag that you flipped out when someone called you a "bawwwtistic" or a "balljizztic" or something, yet in a recent video in which you addressed to Alec Benson Leary, you had no problem calling his affliction "Ass Burgers." Why is it okay for you to make fun of others, but not okay for them to make fun of you? Making fun of others is not something a noble gentleman does.<br />
<br />
Also, you seem to be wishing [[death]] upon people for minor grievances, such as putting up ads on your site you disagree with, or another webcomic artist trying to make a name for himself. It's not a sign of a healthy, stable, mature individual to wish something as terrible as death on someone over a small slight. These people have families...have you thought about what they would go through to lose a loved one?<br />
<br />
Honestly, I'm not sure this is the kind of comic I want to be reading anymore. The subject matter certainly isn't for kids (I've already told my younger cousins not to read it because there's too much sex and brutal violence) and the author is showing quite a violent side. This used to be a happy fun comic, but it's devolving into hate-filled rants, tirades, and infidelity (I noticed that your character is now cheating on his wife-to-be with [[Meg Griffin]]...what nerve!).<br />
<br />
One good thing that's happened though is that the ads you've run have introduced me to Asperchu. I think you need to take some notes from Leary and what he does. He reaches out to his fans and gives kids a good role model. I hope you can save your comic before you lose all of your fans.<br />
<br />
Best of luck to you,<br />
--Leslie}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Megan PUSHED HERSELF ONTO ME! Asperchu is NOT MINE WHATSOEVER!}}<br />
<br />
===Meg Griffin: wicked shemale hedgehog===<br />
{{Email|From: Mark Fuller <familyguyfan9049@yahoo.com><br />
I'm a big fan of [[Family Guy]]. I saw where you had Meg Griffin in the comic and I've got to say that I'm a little disgusted by it.<br />
<br />
You do realize the Meg Griffin is 17 years old. Seth Macfarlane made her 17 and is very specific about her age in the show. The show also doesn't progress naturally (she was 15 in 1999, and turned 17 in 2007, and is still 17 as of 2010). You also can't just wish her 18+ because she's not your character, she's Seth's, and he's purposely made her 17.<br />
<br />
Not only is what you did illegal in [[Virginia]], since the age of consent is 18, but it also makes her ten years younger than her, which is kind of sick considering she's a teenager and you're practically an old man. [[Pedofork|Pedophilia]] is wrong, Christopher. You should apologize to the fans for promoting such a perversity.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|SHE PUSHED HERSELF ONTO ME! And look at the page that followed, SHE turned out to be [[Silvana]] Rosechu in Disguise BEING A TROLL.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris is strong!===<br />
{{Email|From: Alex May <alex.may@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hi Chris, big fan here,<br />
<br />
I'm aware that you are incredibly strong. Have you ever considered getting into boxing, wrestling, or ultimate fighting? I've seen your video showing off your moves, and you clearly have the strength and agility to get in the ring and kick some butts! (pardon the language!!) Plus, once the trolls see your skills, they'll be even more afraid of crossing your than they are now!<br />
<br />
Peace!}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I will consider that.}}<br />
<br />
===So basically yes===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Gary Larson|Gary Larson]] <doctafeelgud@yahoo.com><br />
What did you mean when you said "old fashion?" Does this mean you don't think there should be interracial marriages?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|No I do not mean that. I mean Old Fashioned as in the Classic white-marry-white type of thing.}}<br />
<br />
===Work harder===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Stop losing fans. Thanks.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am working on that.}}<br />
<br />
==Gone Forever==<br />
===Sonichu sucks so damn bad===<br />
{{Email|From: jantwal1992@yahoo.com<br />
<br />
Dear Christian Weston Chandler,<br />
<br />
Your Sonichu comic has been steadily getting worse and worse from issue one. From now on I will only read Asperchu comics. I can no longer call myself a fan of Sonichu. Your art and writing have been getting more and more atrocious and there seems to be a naked Rosechu on every other page (yes I am a straight male but I don't get off on multicolored hedgehogs like you.) If you want to regain your fanbase I suggest you get back to your roots.<br />
<br />
Fuck Sonichu. I just hope Asperchu and his joyboys take your evil slanderous site DOWN.<br />
<br />
Yours Truly,<br />
Niku Ringo}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_36&diff=192373Mailbag 362015-12-08T21:32:49Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 36''' was uploaded by [[Cwcipedia]]'s Sysop on 9 [[January 2010]] and answered on the 12th.<br />
<br />
The case of Mailbags 36 though 39 is an odd one. [[Chris]] was already in a bad mood when he started answering letters, largely due to the [[Asperchu]] ads covering the CWCipedia. As he tried to rush through the four mailbags marathon-style, what he created was less of a series of answers, and more of a real-time picture of Chris having an emotional breakdown. Letters were deleted with increasing frequency; answers became shorter, ruder, and relied more on ALL CAPS; and he finally quit on [[Mailbag 39]] to vent his frustrations [[12 January 2010|by screaming like a child.]]<br />
<br />
Part one of this four-part epic touched on a number of subjects. Notable among them was Chris excusing his (imaginary) infidelity by treating advances from a girl as though they were a brute force of nature, unstoppable and beyond comprehension. He also defended some of his more tasteless drawings, defended his joblessness (going so far as to claim that a [[Charlottesville, VA|college town]] with a large amount of development and construction had no openings), failed to respond to a letter about his inability to write, and deleted a very sincere appeal from a former True and Honest fan.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===And the tugboat chugs on===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Kevin_Mitnick|Kevin Mitnick]]<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
If a "degree is a degree" to you why don't you try and use your [[CADD]] degree to get a job as an engineer or an architect? Those guys make way more than $800 a month.<br />
<br />
- Kevin}}<br />
{{EmailReply|No one is hiring around here, and I am not willing to travel out of state for a while.}}<br />
<br />
===We all die a little more every day===<br />
[[Image:Ageprogressionlol.jpg|thumb|Over the hill.]]<br />
{{Email|From: Caleb Feldman <feldman.c@mail.com><br />
<br />
Hi Chris!<br />
<br />
Like you, I'm also an artist, except I'm employed as a police sketch artist. I'm not a cop, but I hang out with a bunch of them.<br />
<br />
Anyway, part of my job is doing age progession, where we run somebody's photo through a computer simulation that sees what they'll look like in the future. It's pretty accurate, and we've used it to find a lot of missing children and such.<br />
<br />
Out of curiousity I ran your photo through the computer and this is what you'll look like at 40, or about 12 years from now.<br />
<br />
- Caleb}}<br />
{{EmailReply|NOBODY CARES about that NOW. Although your time will not go unappreciated.}}<br />
<br />
===You know Chris, it is possible for a guy to say no===<br />
{{Email|From: Father [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ronald Jeremy]] <RJeremy4God@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Christian,<br />
How can you call yourself a follower of [[Jesus]] when you asked [[Lovely Weather]] out on page 12 of your recent comic (your future wife), then you go and make out with [[Megan]] Griffin on page 40? That is definitely not behavior Jesus would approve of.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Father Ronald Jeremy}}<br />
{{EmailReply|MEGAN made out with ME; SHE made the OFFER, and SHE touched me FIRST. She was Unstoppable there.}}<br />
<br />
===On storytelling===<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
Don't put spoilers in the damn [[comic]]. Nobody read the last thirty or so pages because you explained what was going to happen and now nobody is going to read the next few pages because you dropped another goddamn spoiler.<br />
<br />
People like suspense and supprises. They don't like to see the story start with "Okay, this is what is going to happen" and then watch the thing happen. That makes people bored.<br />
<br />
Heck, since you dropped the entire plot of [[Sonichu 11]], I'm supprised that the few that remain in the [[fanbase]] are still here.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Well, Excuse Me.}}<br />
<br />
===That show was just depressing===<br />
{{Email|From: Christopher Toonen <blaze.128@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris, did you ever watch Moral Orel on Adult Swim? It's one of my favorite shows. If yes, what do you think of it?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have watched the show, and it is okay.}}<br />
<br />
===Tampons are definitely family-friendly===<br />
{{Email|From: Sam Donovan <hersuri@gmail.com><br />
Chris, on Page 35 of [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu Issue 10]], you have no qualms about censoring the word "damn". But a page later, you show [[Rosechu]] putting in a tampon. Can you explain this descrepency? I'm certain parents would be worried more about such adult content rather than the word "damn". I don't this content is suitable for kids!}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, DRAWING someone sitting on a TOILET is Non-Offensive, and we are NOT seeing her putting in a Tampon; SHE ONLY STATES THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING WHEN SHE WAS BEING CAUGHT ON FILM.}}<br />
<br />
===Lovely Weather, on the other hand, is not a joke===<br />
{{Email|From: apittanceoftime@gmail.com<br />
<br />
Christopher, remember when you told that man who asked how you felt about "2D love" (I find the whole concept disturbing, honestly) that it was "false" and "lonely"?<br />
<br />
Well, how do you explain what you're doing with Meg Griffin in the comics? It seems a bit hypocritical, honestly.<br />
<br />
-T. Degroot.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|It was a JOKE; look at the PAGE that followed.}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===If Chris cares so little, why does he keep making videos about it?===<br />
{{Email|From: Krayt Soto <kraytsoto@gmail.com><br />
Hello Christian, <br />
<br />
I recently came across your Sonichu comic here on the cwcipedia and noticed it was very similar to another webcomic I love to read, Asperchu (the electric/aspergers hedgehog pokemon). Did you get permission from Alec Benson Leary to use the minor character sonichu from his webcomic? You should probably acknowledge your comic as a [[parody]] of his somewhere on your website even if you didn't. Personally I don't find it very funny to take someone else's work and write/draw it like an 8 year old but to each their own I suppose. <br />
<br />
Yours in christ,<br />
<br />
Krayt Soto}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Read MY Terms of use Section and MY Copyright Registration; SONICHU and Rosechu have been Around since March, 2000; Asperchu is HIS CRAPPY FANFIC OF WHICH I COULD NOT CARE ANY LESS ABOUT.}}<br />
<br />
==Gone Forever==<br />
===History is unkind===<br />
{{Email|From: Philip Dorchester <theauthority@email.org><br />
<br />
Dear Chris<br />
<br />
I noticed on your written [[Captain's Log]] you said you wanted to make your birthday a national holiday like a second Valentine's Day. But are you aware of the other things that happened on that day, such as the Nazi party being formed?<br />
<br />
Also, I noticed in another email you talked about sharing the wealth. Are you aware that's what the communists believe?<br />
<br />
Yours truly,<br />
<br />
Phil Dorchester}}<br />
<br />
===Detective work===<br />
{{Email|From: that guy <whyisthatguy@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
Hello,<br />
<br />
Now you say that you have a sonichu called [[magi-chan]] scanning for [[gay]] people fucking all over your "city" and then reports this to the [[police]]...<br />
<br />
First off, watch gay people fuck is something only a gay guy (or straight girl) wants to watch, Making magichan either gay or bi at the least.<br />
<br />
Second, having the police capture and arrest innocent bystanders for what they do in their own homes is not only a waste of time, money, and resources but keeps them from being able to help when the real crimes occur.<br />
<br />
You probably don't care though, so long as they get "DA HOMOS".}}<br />
<br />
===Remember, Chris is TRUE and HONEST===<br />
{{Email|From: Hank Thomas <hankyouverymuch30@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
I was reading the mailbag and was appalled by something you wrote. You stated you not only lied to your [[father]], but also directly disobeyed his wishes by not taking down the videos of HIS [[house]] (not your house; he's the one who pays the bills, you're just the lazy bum he permits to live under his roof out of pity for your mental retardation). You're a bad son and, worse, a bad Christian. You will go to Hell for breaking the Fifth Commandment if you don't atone for your sins (this means fulfilling your father's wishes and taking the videos down, not just emptily apologizing through prayer). Have a nice day.}}<br />
<br />
===It was time for that 10 years ago===<br />
{{Email|From: Shane Smith <donfelder1887@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris, maybe it's time you've actually looked at Asperchu from a light other than THIS COMIC SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE SAWN-NEE-CHOO. Maybe it's time to grow up, you fucking dimwit.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris deletes a heartfelt speech===<br />
{{Email|From: Nick Manchester <questil@live.com><br />
<br />
Christian, I do not know what is going on with you! Why are you being so mean to Alec-chan?!? What kind of MONSTER inspires someone to greatness and then shouts them down because of their own inflated EGO. How would YOU feel if SEGA shouted YOU down for being inspired by [[sonic]] the hedgehog? HUH?<br />
<br />
I can tell YOU that you would feel pretty down in the dumps, Christian. Do me a favor and look down at yourself for a moment... just go ahead...<br />
<br />
What do you see?<br />
<br />
It's him, isn't it? It's Sonichu looking back up at you. Would HE call Alec-chan those awful names? Would he be jealous of someone else's success and ability to get laid? From what I've grown to know of Sonichu I don't think he would.<br />
<br />
I stuck with you through thick and thin! When EVERYONE thought you were [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], I didn't believe them! When everyone called you a HOMO, I said "oh nay nay, that man is straight!", when everyone said [[Julie]] was a troll I refused to believe it! I SUPPORTED you with uplifting messages on [[youtube]] (which you are too fucking lazy to use anymore). I SUPPORTED you with friendly emails about Sonichu! And what do you do?<br />
<br />
YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS AGAIN!<br />
<br />
So... with a heavy heart I regret to inform you that I can no longer be a loyal Sonichu fan. I'm moving on to the exciting adventures that Asperchu has with his friends Jivin and Max. I will not forget about you, Chris, as I will continue to pleasure myself to images of your supple yet perky breasts bouncing up and down as you prance so gracefully in flying elephants. I'm only human, after all.<br />
<br />
Goodbye Christian, have a nice life and don't wait up,<br />
<br />
Nicholas D. Manchester}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_35&diff=192372Mailbag 352015-12-08T21:30:48Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 35''' was uploaded by the [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 8 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered the letters on the same day.<br />
<br />
Chris removed three letters without saving them. Two were about [[Asperchu]], and more importantly, how much ''better'' it is than [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]. The final one was a response to the [[Mailbag 34#Wild weekend|wild weekend]] letter from the prior mailbag, calling Chris out on how gay he acts. It is unclear if he was permanently deleting these letters out of rage, or out of fear that his fans might see them.<br />
<br />
Two of Chris's answers stand out as outright disturbing, one in which he openly advised a man to buy his son a prostitute, and one in which he ''almost'' disagreed with Nazi concentration camps. Other notable responses included Chris raging against tattoos, advising we go through nine seasons of [[South Park]] in order to fully appreciate a joke he stole, and his continual refusal to just fucking kill [[Simonla]] already.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===I think he wanted a specific verse===<br />
{{Email|From: captaintuggers@gmail.com<br />
<br />
Dear Chris:<br />
<br />
You say that you are against cousin marriage because it is "unholy." Where in the Bible does it say that God forbids marriage between cousins?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Oh, I don't know... How about the part where it says DO NOT HAVE RELATIONS WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER OR BROTHER OR SISTER. It is the SAME THING.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] <mikejackson113@hotmail.com><br />
Hi Chris!<br />
<br />
Thanks for answering my question in such a quick and mature manner! I suppose I should have told you the ages of my children. I have three kids, two of which are boys and one of which is a girl. Mike Junior is the eldest at 16 years, with my daughter Katherine being the middle child at 15. My youngest (Jeremy) is 8. Mike Jr reads it seperately from the rest of us.<br />
<br />
My oldest son has some trouble with the ladies, but he REALLY wants to have sex. He's of legal age in our state. I was thinking of taking him to an escort service and letting him have his first time with one of them. One of my coworkers suggested doing this to help my son gain some self confidence with the ladies, as his father did this for him when he was that age and my coworker has tons of girlfriends. Don't worry, I wouldn't let him go off with any lady that looked diseased or ugly!<br />
<br />
I briefly mentioned this to my son during a bonding session while we were watching some porn. (At your suggestion I stopped showing it to the two youngest children.) He really seemed to like the idea, although his mother is adverse to it. I don't want to make my [[heartsweet]] angry, so I figured that I'd ask you.<br />
<br />
Is it ok for me to buy my son sex? He's at the age of consent where we live and he's been asking me lately if I was actually serious about it. He thinks that it would be a great way to get his hormones in check as well as practice speaking to women.<br />
<br />
Thanks for the advice!!<br />
<br />
Mike}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I would agree to this step for your son. It would definitely be a self-confidence booster. I highly recommend making sure the woman was tested and checked to be S.T.D.-Free beforehand. And maybe do this once or twice (twice if the first time goes off prematurely and awry). To your wife, I say this. Madam, I understand how you feel about this as a considerate and caring mother, but you have to open your mind and heart; your children have to grow up sometime, and the first sexual intercourse is a Big Step in that. Have faith in your son practicing it safely and responsibly. And another expression comes to mind, and I hope it does not offend you, madam. [[Barbara|"Cut the Umbilical Cord."]] --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===When they talk about sharing needles that's not what they mean===<br />
{{Email|From: Mark Landry <modat5@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
What's the deal with not getting a tattoo? Are you afraid that it'll hurt? Because I can tell you for a fact it doesn't. I've got tattoos all up my arms and a huge piece on my back and they never hurt me when I got them. Also, the amount of pussy I've gotten because of them is mind blowing! Chicks really dig tattoos man, but don't be wearing that piece of shit fake tattoo you got from [[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica, that'll turn them off.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|It's not the pain that bothers me, but how about the DIRTY NEEDLES; they are likely NOT to have been cleansed between uses, and DISEASES can be transferred. THINK ABOUT IT!}}<br />
<br />
===No comment===<br />
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com><br />
<br />
Christian,<br />
<br />
I am deeply hurt.<br />
<br />
You called me self-gloated, self-boasting, and self-egotistical. I can imagine no more hurtful words than these.<br />
<br />
If I was any of those things, don't you think I would have put myself in my comics? Because that is what an self-egotistical person would do, right? They say you never write yourself into your own work, as it is disastrous for writing. I followed that rule and kept it all about ASPERCHU, not myself.<br />
<br />
Well, not entirely ASPERCHU. I did include Sonichu in my comic. And YOU. but not MYSELF. I included YOU because I wanted your approval, that's all.<br />
<br />
I hope you feel good about causing so much pain.<br />
<br />
Alec Benson Leary}}<br />
''Chris added a reply template to this letter, but never typed a response.''<br />
<br />
===No comment II: Electric Boogaloo===<br />
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com><br />
<br />
One more thing, Mr. Weston Chandler: Can you tell me how exactly my ASPERCHU is a [[Parody]] of your Sonichu, when ASPERCHU has the Aspergers, which you say is NOT RELATED to the Autism? I asked you this in my last letter, but you did not read it apparently. Consider the Question, as I believe it will set you STRAIGHT.<br />
<br />
Alec Benson Leary}}<br />
''Chris left this letter in Mailbag 35, but made no effort to answer it at all.''<br />
<br />
===In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from===<br />
{{Email|From: Ben Hat Dick <ben3156@live.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
As I was reading [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu issue 10]], I noticed on page 32 that The Devil was quoted in saying "Where the hell would I go, Detroit?"<br />
<br />
Being from Detroit, this slightly offended me. Why did you say Detroit Chris? I see this as a rude remark on the great city that birthed Techno Music. (Not to mention amazing artists like Madonna, The White Stripes, The Von Blondies and Andrew WK)}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I was quoting an episode of '''South Park'''; it was the one right after Eric started preaching the word of [[God and Jesus]] and opened his own church to save the children. While in Hell, Satan was going into the damned relationship with this dude, after he ended it with Saddam. Saddam said the line, after he returned after Satan killed him, "Well where was I going to go, Detroit?" Look it up on [[YouTube]] or within the first 9 Seasons available for Instant Streaming to your Computer, [[PS3|Playstation 3]], [[HEXBox]] or compatible cable box from '''Netflix'''. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
''Chris is referring to "[[Wikipedia:Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?|Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?]]".''<br />
<br />
===Chris isn't racist, he just hates black people===<br />
{{Email|From: Some One <someone_309@hotmail.com><br />
Hey Chris, you said that although you feel comfortable around other races, you still refuse to date a [[Niggos|black woman]].<br />
<br />
Are you willing to date a Asian, Native or Hispanic woman?<br />
<br />
Also, can you please explain, in detail, why you refuse to date a Black women? I do not think that race would matter in holding a happy relationship.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I would date Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries. Second, call me [[Chris and race|Old Fashioned]], but I never saw a black woman being my wife in any of my dreams of me and my white baby daughter.}}<br />
<br />
===Male pattern lying===<br />
{{Email|From: Stephanie Liberman <theinitialsoreness@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
My dad is going [[hair|bald]] like you. Do you think he should get a toupee or just wear hats from now on?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am not going bald.}}<br />
<br />
===It's entirely possible Chris actually believes what he's saying here===<br />
{{Email|From: Harry Huu <harry.r.huu@gmail.com><br />
<br />
A GamePlace employee told me why you were banned from the store. He said it was because you harrassed kids(yelling at them and acting childish eve thought you are an adult) and Snyder used an excuse to get you out of the store.<br />
<br />
So why were you really kicked out of [[Wendy's]]. did you harass kids?<br />
<br />
[[Yawning Squirtle]] rocks! Bill the scientist is meh.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have never harassed any children.}}<br />
<br />
===DO IT FAGGOT===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris, just kill [[Simonla]] already for the love of god.<br />
<br />
-Evan<br />
<br />
simonchucomics.deviantart.com}}<br />
{{EmailReply|NO.}}<br />
<br />
===Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots===<br />
{{Email|From: habanerochillidog@gmail.com<br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
You said that [[Magi-chan]] monitors people to make sure they don't do anything homosexual. Are you seriously saying that Magi-chan psychically watches everyone in [[CWCville|CWCVille]] have sex, to make sure it's not homo, or otherwise deviant? That's nothing but a disgusting invasion of privacy. Why anyone would choose to live in a city where a purple hedgehog watches you have sex with your significant other every night is utterly beyond my comprehension. Can you enlighten me as to why anyone lives in CWCVille?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|It is a clean, secure, orderly and safe city.}}<br />
<br />
===If Chris hates Asperchu so much, why is he advertising for him?===<br />
{{Email|From: ilastsawmymarbles18723@gmail.com<br />
<br />
Hello! I really love your comic, I've been following it almos ever since you put it up on the Internet. I was so happy to see that Sonichu and Asperchu are friends, maybe they can team up and fight evil together in your comic too?<br />
<br />
Also this is just so cute! <nowiki>http://tinyurl.com/y9hu5za</nowiki><br />
<br />
Did you contribute your artistic skill to that wiki? It looks really nice! It could use some more info about Sonichu though, and his friendship with Asperchu. Maybe you could help them out there? Most of it is free to edit!<br />
<br />
Well, thanks! Keep on zapping to the extreme!<br />
<br />
- Marbles}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Sonichu, [[Rosechu]] and I have NO ASSOCIATION WHATSOEVER With "Asperchu". --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris===<br />
{{Email|From: [[wikipedia:Snatcher|Gillian Seed]] <gillianseed@suremail.info> <br />
<br />
''"Go watch "The 40-Year Old [[Virgin]]."''<br />
<br />
Looks like you didn't read my email. Yes, I've seen the 40 Year Old Virgin. Why else would I bring it up?<br />
<br />
Looks like you haven't seen it, so let me explain. It was a comedy, where the joke was a 40 year old who loses his virginity. Emphasis on "joke." Also, keyword here being "comedy." <br />
<br />
You know, "comedy" in the same sense that anvils falling out of the sky is comedy?<br />
<br />
Sadly though, real life isn't as funny. In real life, you don't walk into a bar and say ouch. You walk into a bar and order a drink. And when you turn 30, you don't lose your virginity.<br />
<br />
Also another fun fact. Notice how the character and name of the movie is still called "40 Year Old Virgin" despite the fact that he isn't one at the end?<br />
<br />
Real life is the same. A guy who loses his virginity at 18 or 20 is considered normal. A guy who was still a virgin at 30 is a stigma that never goes away.<br />
<br />
Do you want to be remembered forever as guy who was the 30 year old virgin? Or even 31, 32, or even worse?<br />
<br />
Just trying to help. I'd hate to see anyone end up like that.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Gillian Seed}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have had a copy of the [[DVD]] of the movie, UNRATED, since the day it came out on DVD, and I have watched it over 20 times. And to the rest of your e-mail, I say you have YOUR OWN ISSUES to make ammends to. Go See a Psychiatrist.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris almost figures it out===<br />
{{Email|From: Dr. [[Wikipedia:Josef Mengele|Josef Mengele]] <JosfeMegele@auschwitztdoctors.net><br />
<br />
Dear Christian,<br />
<br />
My name is Josef Mengele, I am a doctor studying homosexuals and seeking proper treatment for them. I recently read your most recent issue about homosexuals being cured by your blood to stop the gay gene and I must say I am impressed by your intelligence with regards to homosexuality and knowing it is genetic.<br />
<br />
I have several proposals for dealing and treating with homosexuals and I was wondering if I could get some cross examination of my theories from a like minded individual. I believe that we are very close to isolating the elusive “gay gene” in the human genome list. However, finding gays who want to be cured is very hard work! I have proposed to my government body on many occasions the marking of homosexuals, (making them wear rainbow emblems on themselves at all times), and the gathering of homosexuals onto trains and planes to take them to camps where we can better study them and hopefully find a final solution to the homosexual problem. Some people -- mainly the homosexuals -- get really offended when I suggest this… Then again they’re gay and don’t know any better.<br />
<br />
Am I wrong in my idea that we should mark homosexuals with a friendly pin so people know they are gay? I think it would be most helpful if we could gather them all up and study them in one location! After all if we are able to implement the [[Wikipedia:Final Solution|final solution]] and rid homosexuality forever wouldn’t it be a good thing? I think homosexuals need to see that this is for the betterment and good of mankind and cooperate more.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Dr. Josef Mengele}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Your ideas are good, but I do see flaws on them; the wearing of pins would be considered Manditory, yet this a Free Country with Civil Rights; the individuals may choose NOT to wear them even though they have them. And of course they would resist even volunteering to go to a Camp; just the word, Camp, gives the impression of the days when the Jews were oppressed by Hitler (Anne Frank comes to mind), and that is not a good image. If you want their cooperation, you have to give the impression that they are not going to feel Forced. With such, I would recommend the term "Camp" not be used, but use a term that gives a more positive impression on the Study and the Ideas. And lessen the required number for the study; maybe select 5 or 10 homosexual individuals to help, and offer compensation. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===Ain't no sex like jail sex===<br />
{{Email|From: Madison B. Henderson <mhendersonb@yahoo.ca><br />
<br />
Hello, Christian<br />
<br />
You said that you intend to video tape yourself having sex with a woman against her wishes. This is extremely illegal and considering your arrest record, you would go straight to prison, where you belong. It doesn't matter that you intend to blurr out her face. Guys like you are used like sexual currency in prisons and you should bear that in mind before you commit this grievous crime. Any Americans reading this should report you to the police to stop you commiting the crimes you have threatened to do.}}<br />
''Chris added a reply template to the bottom of this letter, but failed to answer it.''<br />
<br />
==Gone Forever==<br />
===Jivin ain't never getting tied down===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Fred West|Fred West]]<br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
In your amazingly drawn Asperchu comics I was wondering if the character Jivin will ever find his true eternal heartsweet?<br />
<br />
Fred West}}<br />
<br />
===Chris loses another "fan"===<br />
{{Email|From: Anthony R. <anthony197930@hotmail.com><br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
After your disrespectful response to my previous e-mail, I wanted to let you know that I am ABANDONING you and your comic FOREVER. You see, I have found a much more superior product in Asperchu (<nowiki>http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu</nowiki>), and I will never ever read your comic again. You should learn that fans should be treated with respect, and the way that you treat your fans is unacceptable.<br />
<br />
Normally, I would say, "until next time" here, but since I will never talk to you again, I will just bid you adieu.<br />
<br />
-Anthony R.}}<br />
<br />
===If Chris wasn't so gay, he would have nothing to worry about===<br />
{{Email|From: Chet Wallace <mississippimudboghellnite@aol.com><br />
<br />
Hey asshole,<br />
<br />
Don't edit out lines from my email and pretend I never said them like the little chickenshit pansy you are. I said if you secretly taped a girl having sex with you and put it on the internet people would think you were a pervert and it would do nothing at all to prove your heterosexuality. I've seen videos of you drinking your own semen, wearing adult diapers, and videos of you dancing naked with an imaginary gay man (I think you called him "Ivan") in your bathroom. People will just think you're a pervert who drinks his own [[semen]], wears adult diapers, pretends to dance naked with men in the shower AND gets off on secretly filming chicks without their consent. I mean, maybe if you didn't go around acting like a fag people wouldn't call you gay.<br />
<br />
Chet<br />
<br />
(P.S. I am not a homophobe)}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_34&diff=192370Mailbag 342015-12-08T21:28:53Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 34''' was uploaded on [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 6 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered it the next day.<br />
<br />
In this mailbag, Chris returned to his occasional tactic of removing letters completely. He didn't seem to realize that he was using a mediawiki website, and that therefore everything he did would be recorded forever in the page history, where anybody could see it. The two letters he deleted were from [[Asperchu]] creator Alec Benson Leary (who was quickly reaching [[Liquid Chris]] levels of awesome), and a letter from a group of concerned mothers who (rightfully) believed that [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] was inappropriate for children.<br />
<br />
The remainder of the letters were just Chris being the opinionated hateful moron we all know and love. Perhaps his most outlandish response was to add another qualification for potential sweethearts: she must be willing for the entire internet to watch Chris fucking her. Other highlights included Chris failing at rationalizing his [[monthly tugboat]], claiming that his "special abilities" would take far too long to list, and totally failing to argue that [[CWCville]] is not a dictatorship. Apparently, the one thing that makes it not a dictatorship is that the mayoral position is hereditary in nature. Well, ''that'' changes ''everything''.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Chris would find someone okay with being filmed to take his "virgin cherry branch"===<br />
{{Email|From: John Thatcher <unclejohn@aol.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
I'm a big fan and I'm excited that I can finally write to you. I was a little confused about your statement about when you lose your virginity. You say you're for women's rights and supportive of women having a choice. If she says that she doesn't want to be filmed, then you should respect her wishes. Hidden cameras would be an even greater violation of her privacy and her rights as a human being. She could also sue you.<br />
<br />
For someone who says that he's for women's rights, you sure don't respect them very much.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Well, I beg your pardon. I would make sure the woman would be okay with that, and I would have it in writing of no such acts would be followed. Otherwise, I would look for someone else who would love to be filmed taking my Virgin Cherry Branch.}}<br />
<br />
===Don't get your hopes up, Chris has never thought about anything===<br />
{{Email|From: flambai@hotmail.com<br />
Hey CWC,<br />
<br />
It's me again! i was just writing this E-mail to say how much i like the comic, but i feel that it could be improved tenfold if you included Bill the Scientist, the Boulder-Dropping Whale, and Yawning Squirtle in more comics<br />
My 5-year-old son loves your Sonichu comics, but he loves Bill the Scientist, the boulder-dropping whale, and Yawning Squirtle the most of all, and he is very depressed that they are but minor characters, and he cries his little heart out most days.<br />
Please help me make my son be happy again,<br />
<br />
sincerely<br />
<br />
Sarah Lutt<br />
<br />
PS: Why did you say 'No Comment' to that one e-mail by a fan asking the same question as i did? Isn't that what the rejected Mailbag is for?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I'll think about it.}}<br />
<br />
===Wild weekend===<br />
{{Email|From: Chet Wallace <mississippimudboghellnite@aol.com><br />
<br />
Like you, I am SO SICK OF MISLABELING. Instead of people calling me gay people call me a racist. I'm not, though. I don't hate black people, I just hate the things they do. And sure, I have a Confederate flag hanging over my desk and make a few jokes about Obama, but WHO DOESN'T? I don't have anything against black people, I just want them to keep their black people doings behind closed doors and out of my face!<br />
<br />
I got so tired of it that I filmed myself having sex with a black woman and sent the video to all my friends, co-workers and relatives. I used a hidden camera and blurred out her face, but everybody I know was pretty much appalled. I don't get it! What's more not-racist than fucking a black chick and sending links to the grainy amateur video you recorded of it to everyone you know at Christmas?<br />
<br />
My point is, you just can't please some people. ''Having sex with a girl on a hidden camera wouldn't convince anyone you're straight, they'd just think you're a pervert.''<br />
<br />
Chet}}<br />
''Chris deleted the italicized line from his TRUE AND HONEST PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CWCVILLE MAILBAG.''<br />
{{EmailReply|Wow, Dude. You've had yourself a Wild Weekend. Good for you.}}<br />
<br />
===Good luck in hell===<br />
{{Email|From: Jeff T. Ford <jtf@mail.com><br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
If you visit this site (http://tinyurl.com/yem8j3t) you'll see that it is prefectly legal to marry one's cousin in Virginia. As CWCville is in Virginia, and therefore falls under Virginian law, it is legal to marry your cousin there too.<br />
<br />
You see, state law overrules local council laws so even if you as mayor decreed it was illegal, the state would overrule you.<br />
<br />
I for one am happily married to my cousin. She is very pretty and I get regular sex.<br />
<br />
Jeff.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Okay, good luck in hell with the Incestings.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris's fake degree===<br />
{{Email|From: Miguel Sanchez <hawaiian_robot@hotmail.com><br />
Hi Chris,<br />
<br />
You keep mentioning that you have a 'degree' in Computer Aided Drafting and Design, however, this is only an Associate's Degree, which is only equivalent to half a Bachelor's Degree, as it only takes half as many credit points to earn. When you pass off an Associate's Degree as a Bachelor's, it outrages someone such as myself, who worked very hard to earn his Bachelor's with Honours. Could you please differentiate between the two in the future.<br />
<br />
Thanks!}}<br />
{{EmailReply|A Degree is a Degree to me, and I am satisfied with my hard work and earned Degree and Certificate.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris fails economics forever===<br />
{{Email|From: [[wikipedia:Pound of flesh|poundoflesh@aol.com]]<br />
<br />
Dear Christian,<br />
<br />
As a long time lover of your work I was wondering if you could answer a question my friends often harass me about when it comes to you. They often mock you by saying you are wasting their tax dollars with your "monthly tugboat" otherwise known as a welfare check. My question is why do you think I as a taxpayer should pay for you when you seem to be capable of holding a job? I know its because you're a fellow artist, but I want to give them an answer in your words not mine. Also you brought up Bush's tax-cuts for a reason of your liking him, was your family included in that?<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
[[wikipedia:Ezra Pound|Ezra Pound]]}}<br />
{{EmailReply|To answer your second question, I do not know for certain. But to clarify the other topic, My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well. So, think of when you ask that question, "Why do you think I as a taxpayer should pay for you when you seem to be capable of holding a job?", I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Electric inequality Pokémon===<br />
{{Email|From: doyouunderstand2@aol.com<br />
Why do some Sonichus and Rosechus live in houses, while others (like Chloe and Blazebob) live in Pokeballs?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Story-Wise, the two were INTRODUCED that way, because they came all the way from Australia, the country of their creator, who not only gave me permission to use them in my books, but was a close online girlfriend of mine who DIED in the Australia wild Bushfires of Janurary, 2009, aka PandaHalo, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie. Chloe and Blazebob, after the fire and chaos, later obtained Cwcville citizenship, got jobs and found and are sharing a good apartment. Before the apartment, though, they did stay in one of Cwcville's Soup Hotels for about a month. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===And don't you forget it===<br />
{{Email|From: Craig Curly <curlman921@yahoo.com><br />
On what date exactly did you consciously choose to be heterosexual, and what brought you to this decision?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|DUDE, I ALWAYS have been Heterosexual.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris needs time to list his special abilities===<br />
{{Email|From: marmitist@gmail.com<br />
I've been reading Sonichu for a few months now, and I wanted to tell you how much I like it. Keep up the good work! Anyway, I just watched Rain Man for the first time. Have you ever seen it? It's really good. It's about an Autistic man who has amazing abilities with counting and all sorts of math. I was wondering if you, as a High-Functioning Autistic Adult had any special or extraordinary abilities like Rain Man did, either with numbers or other things.<br />
<br />
If you do, what kind of special abilities do you have? I've read that nearly all Autistics have some kind of amazing talents, and I'd really like to know what yours are.<br />
<br />
Take Care,<br />
<br />
[[wikipedia:Kim Peek|Kim Peek]]}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have seen Rain Man. Like him, I do have my own [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|special abilities]] of my own, yet I'd have to list them to let you know, and that will take a while. But UNLIKE that guy, I have not [[Chris Loses It|randomly]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|screamed]] [[CWC_Update!!!!!_27_March_2009|like]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|that]] for Decades, and I am more [[Megan|sociable]] and [[Honor Roll|intelligent]] than how he was portrayed.}}<br />
<br />
===Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship===<br />
{{Email|From: Brandon Louthan <brandonl1701@yahoo.com><br />
I'm sorry, but I read in your one mailbag that gay sex is illegal in CWCville and Magi-Chan has the ability to tell when it happens...that seems like an invasion of privacy to me. Sound something like a dictator would do.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I assure you, it is NOT a dictator-type government; as said on the Wikipedia on Dictatorship as a Government Type, and I quote, "A dictatorship is defined as an autocratic form of government in which the government is ruled by an individual, the dictator, without '''hereditary ascension'''." I have previously stated that Cwcville was originally founded by my Father, in which made him Mayor of it for some years, who gave it a different name before he named me Mayor later on. Yet is NOT a Monarchy either, because we HOLD elections for the Members of the Cwcville Board and such. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===In which Chris is somewhat unpleasant===<br />
{{Email|From: Jouko Mies <joukomies@luukku.com><br />
<br />
Hi Chris!<br />
<br />
Do you really think that you would be able to raise a child? Don't you think that you should be castrated, so that you wouldn't be able to spread your filthy autistic genes? Also, did you know that high-functioning autistics are 19 times more likely to be child molesters?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Do Not Listen to Stupid Rumors. "F" You.}}<br />
<br />
===The 30-year old virgin===<br />
{{Email|From: [[wikipedia:Snatcher|Gillian Seed]] <gillianseed@suremail.info><br />
Hi, Chris.<br />
<br />
I noticed that you're very close to turning 30. You'll turn 28 this year. And in only two years, you'll hit the big three-oh.<br />
<br />
While, normally I'd be happy for you. I unfortunately have some bad news. In today's society, 30 is what is typically known as the "unfuckable age" (don't get mad at me, I didn't invent the term).<br />
<br />
Basically, the older you get, the harder it is to score. And when you're 30, things become extremely grim. Girls don't date guys old enough to be their father, just as you wouldn't date someone 20 years older than you.<br />
<br />
Guys always try to lose their virginities before they get to age 30. Those that don't tend to end up miserable. In fact, people who are 30 or older virgins aren't considered normal. <br />
<br />
That's why countless movies are made laughing at those in this situation (like "40 Year Old Virgin") and laughing how ridiculous it would be such people could lose their virginity.<br />
<br />
Sadly though, real life isn't as comedic. That's about as lightly as I can put it. The good news is, you've still got 2 years.<br />
<br />
Do you plan on losing your virginity before then, or will you become "the 30 year old virgin" and witness first hand how people in your situation are treated as the butt of every joke?<br />
<br />
I know, it's a bad position to be in. But hang in there, Chris.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Gillian Seed}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Go watch "The 40-Year Old Virgin".}}<br />
<br />
==Gone Forever==<br />
===Asperpedia!===<br />
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com><br />
<br />
Christian,<br />
<br />
Due to the popularity of Asperchu, I have decided to create my own Wikipedia. I suggest you take a look. Hopefully, this will become even more popular than the CWCipedia!<br />
<br />
<nowiki>http://tinyurl.com/yeotodh</nowiki><br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Alec Benson Leary}}<br />
<br />
===Boycott===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Baby-sitters club#Mary Anne Spier|MaryAnneSpier]]@BSC.com<br />
<br />
Dear Christian,<br />
<br />
Having recently moved from Stoneybrook Conneticut, I joined the Virginian Family Association of Virginia, a non-profit organisation that supports straight rights and the heterosexual lifestyle. I a writing to inform you that as of 1/1/2010 we have been engaging in a nationwide boycott of Sonichu comics because they explicitly support the wicked homosexual lifestyle.<br />
<br />
Please visit our site here: <nowiki>http://sites.google.com/site/boycottsonichu/</nowiki><br />
<br />
Currently over 400,000 Virginians have signed to get Sonichu banned, permanently.<br />
<br />
Burn in Hell, homo.<br />
<br />
Love,<br />
Mary-Anne.<br />
xx}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_33&diff=192367Mailbag 332015-12-08T21:24:23Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 33''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 5 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered the letters the next day.<br />
<br />
One of the more notable attributes of this mailbag was the frequent use of the phrase "as individual people." Chris seemed to comprehend that you can't just mistreat people because they're [[Homos|gay]], [[Chris and religion|atheist]], or anything else he despises, but he was not willing to give up on hating them. Therefore he kept stating that he wouldn't discriminate against them as ''individual people'' as some sort of pitiful attempt at damage control.<br />
<br />
The answers were all pretty much just the standard Chris idiocy we've all come to expect. Chris shot down our hopes and dreams of seeing more of [[List of Sonichu characters#Bill The Scientist|Bill]], poorly defended his demand that [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] and [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] kill themselves, and claimed that he was far too busy to tell off the creators of [[Gay 4 Sonichu]]. He rejected two letters, one from [[Evan]], who still wanted [[Simonla]] removed from the comics; and one from a guy who pointed out that [[Sonichu (comic)|the comics]] were not really suitable for children.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Chris and the census===<br />
{{Email|From: Lucas Johnston <l.johnston2194@gmail.com><br />
<br />
hello chris,<br />
<br />
I've been interviewing people for a while to survey different belifs in the community (for the U.S Census Bureau) I deal with the misuderstanding of different customs. I've stummbled on the Sonichu stuff a little while ago and i was interested i asking you some typical questions i ask people.<br />
<br />
1) What do you think of people of different faiths other than your own (this includes [[Beel|Satanism]],[[Thorg|Atheism]], Agnosticism)<br />
<br />
2) How do you feel about the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual community? do they deserve the same rights as anyone else?<br />
<br />
3) how do you feel about people of different political parties, political parties spanning from Anarchism to Facism.<br />
<br />
4) How do you feel about Drugs? Drugs such as [[Yawning Squirtle|Marijuana, Cocaine]], [[Tobacco|Cigarettes]], [[Alcohol|Alchol]], etc.<br />
<br />
5) Do you hold any distaste for any worldly culture?<br />
<br />
6) Are you uncomfortable about [[Niggos|people of Color]]? do you have any tensions twords them?<br />
<br />
7) Are you disturbed or disgusted by different types of [[music]]? many people dislike Death Metal: <nowiki>http://tinyurl.com/ch2yl5</nowiki><br />
<br />
8) What do you think of [[Barack Obama|our current president]]? Is he decieving Americans as the Right Wing has expressed?<br />
<br />
9) Do you think Countries such as [[Molvania|the Soviet Union]] or [[CWCville|North Korea]] Are actually [[Jack Thaddeus|Communist]]?<br />
<br />
10) How do you think the situation in Afganistan is going? Is there anything you would do differnt?<br />
<br />
I hope you respond to the questions<br />
thank you very much,<br />
Lucas}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) For most other religions, I am of neutral opinion and have no objections to them whatsoever. But for ALL those of Satanism and Atheism; I do not care for those Non-Religions AT ALL. I will not discriminate the people of those Non-Religions as Individual People. 2) As individual people, they all deserve Most Rights, but GAY MARRIAGE Should be made Illegal ALL Countries; Marriage is ONLY for Straight Man/Woman couples. I stand behind that most fully. 3) As a Moderate (of Middle, Neutral Opinion), I have nothing against the other political parties. Mainly, because even though I do have the ability to learn about them, I know not ALL of the details of them. 4) I STAND FULLY AGAINST Cigarettes, Marijuana, Cocaine, Cigars and ALL other Drugs of the sort. The only exceptions are drugs that are Prescribed to the Individual Person, as long as they are not given to anyone they were not originally prescribed to, I have no objections. And Alcohol; in Responsible, Moderate amounts, it can be good for you, yet I do not support Too Much of it, as if left unchecked, unresponsible or unassisted, too much can lead to fights that can lead to a trip to the hospital and automobile accidents. 5) Only those who fully promote smoking or such drugs that I have just elaborated against of. 6) I have no discomfort or tension against people of all colors. The only exception is in my choice of Sweetheart or Mate; No Personal Offense, but she can not be Black. 7) I have agreement on some lyrics of Death Metal tracks, but the Tune, as long as it is not at loud volume, it is still good. 8) I think Obama is doing okay, yet I disagree with his Health Plan; it is premature at the time, because we can not afford it yet. [[Bob|The Right Wing]] are sour, mean people; I give no concern to them. 9) I do not know much about those countries, so I can not give a full opinion on the topic. Although I do hate Communism; they are of wrong opinions and are considerably mean. 10) I do not have full knowledge of that situation either. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:23, 7 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Trolls > Fans===<br />
{{Email|From: Mattioli Method <mattiolimethod@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Do you believe the number of fans you have outnumbers the number of trolls you have?<br />
<br />
-Matt}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I can not say for certain, but I like to believe that I have More Good and [[Honest Content|Honset]] Fans than [[Niggos|Dark]], Evil [[Trolls]].}}<br />
<br />
===He kissed his mom===<br />
{{Email|From: Carmen Granger <loveonanescalator@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
So who did you kiss on New Year's Eve?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[Virgin with rage|I rarely kiss]] and tell. ;)}}<br />
<br />
===Chris demanded suicide under "reasonable hatred"===<br />
{{Email|From: bella <somatological@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris, four questions for the new year! 2010! Yeah!<br />
<br />
Ok<br />
<br />
1. Do you know that Wrath is one of the seven deadly sins in the Bible? So isn't it a straight ticket to hell if you wish suicide on someone? Please PLEASE tell me your reasoning. I'm not slandering you, I'm just curious.<br />
<br />
2. How do you feel about your church accepting homosexuals as God's children? Again, not trying to anger you, just curious.<br />
<br />
3. Do lesbians go to Heaven and do gays go to Hell?<br />
<br />
4. What is your EARLIEST instance of fearing gay men?<br />
<br />
Thanks for reading, Chris.<br />
<br />
Peace,<br />
<br />
Bella}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) I have confessed of that to [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]], and they have forgiven me on that. I spoke of that under reasonable hatred in the video. Those two HAD to learn that they were NOT doing their kind of people any favors by Darkening the view upon from ME and most of the world. 2) I have no objections to that. 3) All homosexuals are very likely to end up in Hell. 4) I do not fear them; my hatred for them is stronger.}}<br />
<br />
===OF COURSE Chris would like the worst Sonic game ever===<br />
{{Email|From: Seth Sethson <totallyfine2@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Chris, you state that "All [[Sonic]] Games" are among the best games ever.<br />
<br />
You are so horribly wrong. You see, [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 video game)|Sonic 2006]] is included in that.<br />
<br />
And Sonic 2006 is known as one of the worst games ever. Period.<br />
<br />
Video games are an art form, and the game failed to entertain. The plot was utterly terrible, confusing, and the romance involved made [[Star Wars]] Episode II(George Lucas is generally thought of as a poor romance writer) look like Romeo and Juliet. Oh, and that's not my "Opinion", Sega fired the entire writing staff responsible for that abomination. Look it up.<br />
<br />
Many of the graphics were just placeholders from SA1. Graphical inferiority included. Lazyness is not fun to look at.<br />
<br />
And the loading screens, my god the loading screens. I once watched a Let's Play of the game. At the end, the players clocked their total amount of time spent staring at the loading screens--two hours. Out of a 20 hour file. They spent 10% of the game watching the other 90% load. Most games spent 1% of the time loading, just to give you a reference point.<br />
<br />
The [[Sonichu's Edge|Mach Speed]] sections suffered from poor control and level design(that means the logical placing of obstacles, not just how the level looks).<br />
<br />
Oh, and during said Let's Play, they read all the reviews in all the gaming magazines that reviewed it. Only one gave it anything higher than an "F", and that was later revealed as the critic in question being pressured into giving it a good review against his will.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I Do Not Care for the CRITICS' OPINIONS on ANY Sonic Game. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:23, 7 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===No comment strikes again!===<br />
{{Email|From: Elise Oram <elise.oram@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hi Chris! My name is Elise. I live in Indiana, which is a state that has a lot of corn. I have been reading Sonichu since March. I hadn't read the [[Asperchu]]i comic you labelled as a [[homo]] [[parody]] until today, because of how much you hated it, but I got curious. After reading the whole thing, i felt I should email you to tell you that I think you've got the wrong idea about it. It's only a parody of Sonichu insofar as Sonichu is a parody of Sonic. I found it to be a very touching tribute to you, because Mr. Leary clearly feels that you and your life and accomplishments have inspired him. Asperchu isn't in any way portrayed as a homo. I don't think you even read it from the way you are reacting. I believe you should give it a new chance and "Open Your Heart" as Sonic would say.<br />
<br />
Thanks for your time!<br />
<br />
Elise O}}<br />
{{EmailReply|No comment.}}<br />
<br />
===But he has time to play Legos===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com><br />
Shit son, if [[Gay 4 Sonichu]] really is fuckin' up your creations, why don't you just STRAIGHT UP TELL THEM? I mean shit, they have a message board. It's right here: <nowiki>http://gay4sonichu.xxxfaster.net/</nowiki>.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Because I haven't the time for that at the moment.}}<br />
<br />
===At least he's grown up SOMEWHAT===<br />
{{Email|From: blockkick78@aol.com<br />
<br />
My FAVORITE holiday in the world is [[Halloween]]. I love dressing up as monsters when I was a kid. What did you [[cosplay|dress up]] as when you went out Trick-or-Treating? I'd really appreciate as full a list as you can provide, including years, any comments you might have on the costumes, and/or even pictures if you have some.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have not Trick-or-Treated in years. Those details I would have to sort out and get back on.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris denies balding===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Edward R. Burke|Ed Burke]] <edburke@live.com><br />
Chris, you are balding. It's okay; there are products that can help save your [[hair]]. I suggest [[Wikipedia:Minoxidil|Rogaine]], but you can do some additional research on your own.<br />
<br />
If you do not believe me, please show the top of your head clearly in your next [[youtube]] video. That way, your hairline will be a matter of record. If I am wrong about your hair I will not only admit it, but also tell all my friends who think you are losing your hair that they are wrong. <br />
<br />
I'm trying to help you here buddy. The trolls say you're going bald. If you're not, you can prove it and shut them up. If you are, there are ways to save your here. Take control.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am not balding; I had a haircut in that video that started that Damn Rumor.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris has contempt for his loyal fanbase===<br />
{{Email|From: Bill The Scientist <billthescientist@hotmail.co.uk><br />
DEAR CWC,<br />
<br />
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NO COMMENT?! I FEEL THAT READERS WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YAWNING SQUIRTLE, THE BOULDER DROPPING WHALE, AND ME (BILL THE SCIENTIST), NOT FOR OUR OWN EGOTISTICAL NEED FOR RECOGNITION, (OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT), BUT FOR THE FANS, MAN! THE FANS LOVE US, WE HAVE LITERALLY SEVERAL FANS, WE ARE THE MOST POPULAR CHARACTERS, IF YOU TAKE A QUIZ ON WHICH CHARACTERS ARE THE MOST POPULAR, WE'D BE THE MOST POPULAR CHARACTERS.<br />
<br />
PEACE OUT,<br />
BILL THE SCIENTIST}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Those characters are ONE-TIME; I have not much care for their popularity.}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===Brotherly love===<br />
{{Email|From: Evang7 <evang7@gmail.com><br />
<br />
To the REAL Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler,<br />
<br />
I am TRULY SORRY, my last e-mail ACCIDENTALLY went through to the<br />
[[Liquid Chris|IMPOSTOR IN BROWN]]. He is TRICKY and I never meant to mistake him for<br />
you. I would LOVE to see him get his [[Semen|Comeuppance]] in future<br />
reappearances in the Sonichu series. SO MANY of my attempts at coming<br />
to a solution with you over the Legal Matter of [[Simonla]] have<br />
accidentally wound up in his Nefarious Hands.<br />
<br />
My lawyers have found a Loophole that might be able to Save You;<br />
Apparently, while using my Simonchu is ILLEGAL and will get you in<br />
JAIL, and Simonla counts as a RIPOFF right now, there's one other way<br />
to fix it. You can apparently turn her Into A Man and it will make her<br />
a PARODY of my Simonchu instead of just a Ripoff. You could Write a<br />
Story about maybe Slaweel Ryam uses Evil Hexes to curse Simonla and<br />
give her [[Pickle|male genitalia]], and show how [[Wild]] and Simonla cope with this<br />
in The Relationship.<br />
<br />
HOWEVER, it's Still Legal if she Turns Back to Normal in the end. As<br />
long as she Becomes a Man for a whole Chapter, No Lawsuits will be<br />
necessary and Wild won't have to lose his [[Heartsweet]] to a Tragic,<br />
Permanent Death (which remains the only other solution).<br />
<br />
I know this isn't a Pleasant Solution, but I think it's a chance for<br />
Both Characters to Grow without the necessity of Death. This will make<br />
Everything Legal regarding Simonchu/Simonla if you do this story<br />
URGENTLY, if a Story dealing with Simonla either being Killed Off or<br />
Turned into a Man isn't at least STARTED by February, my Lawyers say<br />
that Simonla's appearance is TOTALLY ILLEGAL and we will have to SUE.<br />
I will try and Push This Off to a later date if you Show Cooperation,<br />
however.<br />
<br />
Thank You for your Assumed Cooperation, and Look Out For the Return of Simonchu Soon,<br />
<br />
Evan Christopher George, Simonchu's TRUE Creator}}<br />
''Chris answered this letter a day later, on 8 [[January 2010]].''<br />
{{EmailReply|After having given it some more thought, I have a suggestion, how about if Simonchu and Simonla were Brother and Sister? HE would still make an appearance to share the [[Sex|Brotherly Love]] to his Sister. That is my offer. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:20, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Chris really is all kinds of fucked up===<br />
{{Email|From: kawaiinamine32@aol.com<br />
Thank you for answering my questions, though you didn't answer them, for lack of a better word, well. I'm kind of offended by the "competing". How are we, people with [[Aspergers Syndrome]], like that? Please tell me. as for [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] or whatever his name is now, he has an individual what? That answer made no sense! Did you mean he's an indivual something? Hedgehog-pokemon? Creature? An indiviual who for some reason HAS to have a "heartsweet" like everyone else? I personally think he'd be better off being alone, but whatever. You must be joking about your rating, all the panty shots, Rosechu being nude and tearing into someone's head, gratutious Hedgehog-pokemon sex, partial nudity and people being killed off with detailed deaths...Yup, this is definitely made for children.}}<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_32&diff=192365Mailbag 322015-12-08T21:21:27Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 32''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 4 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] began answering it in the very late hours of the 5th.<br />
<br />
Highlights included Chris freaking out at someone pointing out that stealing jokes wholesale is kinda lame, freaking out at [[Alec Benson Leary]], freaking out about cousins marrying, and freaking out in general. It had been awhile since he'd gotten this excited over a mailbag; probably all the [[stress]] of [[Sonichu 10|eliminating his enemies in fiction]] was finally getting to him. He also exaggerated the sexual and violent content in things intended for children, and stated that he thought ''[[Wikipedia:Romeo and Juliet|Romeo and Juliet]]'' started its existence as a book and a movie.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Chris to everybody who knows anything about him: F*** you===<br />
{{Email|From: Jack Winne <J.Winne@gmail.com><br />
<br />
I noticed you've replied to a lot of emails referencing [[Wikipedia:The Bear That Wasn't|the Bear that wasn't]]. However the bear in the end chose for itself and acted like a bear despite everyone else labelling him, in the end they still all thought he was a man in a fur coat who needed a shave.<br />
<br />
You'd have to accept that many people see you as a [[homos]]exual if you're taking the moral of the story. But in your case that's bad since women would also see you as such. The bear didn't need anything from the people labelling him but you probably aren't happy with women in particular labelling you as homosexual.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|ONLY a couple of emails. After some thought after reading your message, my response to ALL THOSE INDIVIDUALS, male and female, who dare to continue to mislabel me as such is "F*** YOU." --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes===<br />
{{Email|From: Jack [[Wikipedia:Metalocalypse|Mustakrakish]] <[[Wikipedia:The Dethalbum|awakenawaken]]@aol.com><br />
<br />
I came across [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|an article]] in the Richmond Times-Dispatch about your name change, and it mentioned that your parents were living separately from each other at the time. Are you aware of why they chose to live this way? My parents never lived apart for any length of time.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|They lived separately for two reasons; one was to KEEP and maintain the Ruckersville house and the pets there, and because my mother had not yet retired from working at Virginia Power (which [[Christopher's name change|'''STUPIDLY''' changed their name]] to [[Wikipedia:Dominion Resources|Dominion Power]]). After she had retired while I was in 8th Grade, SHE moved to the Richmond Home and brought all the pets, including Patti, with her; I helped. Then we moved back completely after my Graduation from Manchester High in [[2000]]. They were still happily married, and before retirement from V.P., she came over for [[sex|visits]] on the Weekends every Weekend.}}<br />
<br />
===You fail genetics forever===<br />
{{Email|From: Reggie Morris <stiffness@corpse.com><br />
<br />
In [[Mailbag 27]], you said this:<br />
"I believe a vaccine is most capable to change their mental status; my prescription has Definitely lowered my [[stress]] levels. I should know, I recently went ONE MONTH without it, and the stress LITERALLY ALMOST KILLED ME; it HURT WORSE in comparison to being on it; I went back on it, and I still take it with appreciation for it's good work on keeping me more capable on emotionally coping with stress. "<br />
<br />
This is very interesting. Please elaborate.<br />
<br />
You also said in the same mailbag:<br />
"You Are Seriously Mistaken, and Your Theory IS PROVEN FALSE. To truly KILL the Gay Gene, the weakened Gene had to be made, but THEN the gene would need to be Replaced; otherwise, the injected person would become Asexual. The Straight Gene is put in the Vaccine to Replace the Gay Gene AFTER elimination to PREVENT Asexuality."<br />
<br />
Please explain how this was proven to be, the procedures taken, and how genetics work. This is certainly unlike anything I've ever heard. It may even change biology as we know it.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I would point out looking up "Paxil" or "[[Wikipedia:Paroxetine|Paroxitine]]" on the [[Wikipedia]] and reading the scientific details on how it has proven to Successfully Reduce Levels of Stress.<br />
<br />
I admit that I am NOT an expert in genetics, but THINK ABOUT IT, if you imagine a DNA Strand, you Remove the ONE GENE that sets the orientation, it leaves the individual without appropriate guidance and attraction towards their opposite gender. So, the Absent Gene has to be replaced with its opposite; the SWITCH from the Gay Gene with the Straight Gene.}}<br />
''Note: Paroxetine (Paxil) is not used to reduce stress, because stress is generally treated by lifestyle changes. Paxil is an [[CWC is sad|antidepressant]].''<br />
===Chris knows what's best for your kids===<br />
{{Email|From: George Pliskin <georgepliskin8@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Stop responding to some of the questions with "I'll deal with that when I cross that bridge". That just shows that you are not prepared for anything, please give a real answer it shows your fans respect. Don't just take it into consideration, actually do it.<br />
<br />
Here's my question, why do you put sex in your comics that just seems pointless and immature, I thought this was a children's book with fantasy battles. What I've seen are disturbing things that children shouldn't learn until they are at least 15 years old. So could you please clean up the content of your series.<br />
<br />
P.S. Quit avoiding questions with your "cross the bridge" phrase.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Well, this is one question that does not appropriately deserve that response. To answer it, EVEN IN FAIRY TALES, there ARE depictions of love and romance to full detail, even violence sometimes. Like, Romeo and Juilet; THE ORIGINAL BOOK and MOVIE depicts SEX between the couple. And what happens to the Queen in Snow White was not exactly pleasant either. And Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma GET EATEN by the WOLF, and the wolf GETS DISSECTED by the [[Bob|Lumberjack]]. Oh, Yeah, GUTS! Now THAT IS TV-Y Acceptable now isn't it? GET OVER YOURSELF. THE CHILDREN WILL BE SEEING SEX AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIVES ANYWAY, YOU CAN NOT STOP IT. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
''Note that Romeo and Juliet originated as a [[Wikipedia:The Tragical History of Romeus and Juliet|poem]] and then a [[Wikipedia:Romeo and Juliet|play]], neither of which described or depicted sex.''<br />
<br />
===Quit swearing so goddamn much===<br />
{{Email|From: <scarfermezzo@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
Why do you say "god damn" and other variations of the phrase? Do you understand that this is putting the Lord's name in vain. As a Christian, it'd be wise to try to avoid saying His name in vain (including things like "Oh My God", "I Swear to God", etc.). I know we aren't all perfect and sinless but it's not like you even try to stop or even repent. When reading through your Twitter and mailbags, I see you taking his name in vain. Again, and again. It's not too hard to do, so if you want to stop adding sins on top of your pile, this is one step to improvement.<br />
<br />
From,<br />
<br />
Scarf!}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I will take that under consideration, and I do say my prayers and admit my sins and mistakes and get forgiven daily.}}<br />
<br />
===For more information, see Lovely Weather===<br />
{{Email|From: Jessica Lawler <jessica.marie.lawler@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Dear Christian,<br />
<br />
I recently watched a BBC documentary entitled "Guys and Dolls". It explores the relationship that some men have with [[Wikipedia:RealDoll|Real Dolls]]. The men in the documentary are around your age and have trouble finding a [[Sweetheart]]. These men have decided that [[Virgin with rage|they will never find a companion]] and have settled for a life with Real Dolls. I saw a lot of behaviors in this video that reminded me of you and I would like your input. Would you ever consider a relationship with a Real Doll? I don't mean [[Kimmi]] either -- Real Dolls are more durable and less prone to Internal Damages.<br />
<br />
You don't need to view the documentary to answer my question. I'd really just like to know what you think of Real Dolls and if you would consider them as a lifelong companion.<br />
However here is the link in case you are curious. [http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/guys-and-dolls/]<br />
<br />
Thanks in advance!<br />
<br />
Jessica <3}}<br />
{{EmailReply|NO. I will NEVER EVER SETTLE for such a [[Megan|PRETEND]] [[The Wallflower|RELATIONSHIP]].}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris fails to notice that this guy just called him a retard===<br />
{{Email|From: Steve Johnson <amazingaspie@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hey Chris, I just wanted to say I can't believe so many people don't listen to you when you say Autism and Asperger's are completely different! As someone diagnosed with Asperger's, I agree with you 100%. Honestly, it offends me to be constantly compared to retards.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I love your comics. They remind me of these comics my 5-year old nephew drew me, although his had better artwork.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Thank you for agreeing with me on my point of view.}}<br />
<br />
===Lovecraft's got nothing on Chris===<br />
{{Email|From: criticalmass82@aol.com<br />
<br />
Hello Christian! <br />
<br />
I hope you are well. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is [[Wikipedia:H. P. Lovecraft|Howard Phillips Lovecraft]], but my friends call me H.P. If you wish you may also call me H.P. <br />
<br />
I have been a fan of yours for quite some time and it is evident that we share many similar interests and are roughly the same age so grew up with the same shows and toys. <br />
<br />
As a fan I had a few questions for you, Christian Weston Chandler. Most of these will be simple YES or NO questions. <br />
<br />
1.Have you ever considered going back to school to further your skills as an [[art]]ist for the comic and to give you more chances at social interaction thus giving you a better chance of finding a girlfriend? <br />
<br />
2. Do you believe a straight male may find sexual pleasure through [[Sex toys|anal stimulation]], through use of fingers ot sex toys while masturbating or having sex, and still be 100% straight? <br />
<br />
3. As a Christian, what do you think is the most terrible sin besides murder? <br />
<br />
4. What do you believe is the most important thing about a man that attracts women to him? <br />
<br />
5. Do you think looks matter in a relationship? <br />
<br />
6. What is the first thing you notice about a girl? Be honest please. <br />
<br />
7. Do you believe in ghosts or other supernatural beings, besides God and the Lord Jesus Christ that is? <br />
<br />
8. What is your favorite car or truck? <br />
<br />
9. If you ever got a tattoo what would it be and where? <br />
<br />
10. Would you ever date a girl with tattoos? <br />
<br />
11. If you had to live somewhere besides Virginia, where would you live? <br />
<br />
12. If a gay man were to ever flirt with you, what would you do? <br />
<br />
13. Do you like fudge? <br />
<br />
14. Do you ever have [[Dreams|nightmares]]? If so, what are they about? <br />
<br />
I think that is enough for now. Thanks for taking the time to answer our emails. <br />
<br />
H.P.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) For Social Interaction, it is a good idea, but I wouldn't want to just take a class that I would just throw all teachings of out of my head after passing it just for some Social Life. 2) AS LONG AS they have WOMEN in Mind and Heart when performing such stimuations, then yes they are still straight. 3) [[BlueSpike|Deception]]. 4) Good Looks, I expect. 5) On a minor percentage of the relationship, yes. 6) Her Face. 7) Yes, but I am not frightened of them. Although I may be surprised or shocked appropriately. 8) [[Transformers|Chevy Camaro]]. 9) I would never get a tattoo. But if I were to, I think I would get it on my upper back. 10) ONLY if she had one or two; NO MORE. 11) I am uncertain. 12) Inform that I am Straight, and if he continues, I would [[Chris and anger|PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUTS!]] 13) ONLY the regular chocolate fudge. 14) Yes I sometimes have nightmares. I have had some where I have SEEN the FLASH OF DEATH from an appropriate cause, including drowning. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===Yeah, she was===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Jane Austen|Jane Austen]] <littlemissausten@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
I'm a long-time fan of the comic and find you a great role model for a writer dealing with adversity, being one myself, but one thing does concern me. In your recent [[Common Questions|FAQ section]], you mention how it is common practice to use ideas from other media when otherwise out of ideas. You then cite the [[South Park]] episode "[[Wikipedia:Simpsons Already Did It|Simpsons Did It]]" as a reference. That South Park episode featured unintentional copying of ideas by [[Wikipedia:Butter Stotch|Butters]] and could serve as a commentary to how difficult it is to come up with original ideas. However, you intentionally copy ideas from other shows. In fact, you go so far as to rip characters, plots, and characters wholesale from other works. This is at best lazy writing and at worst copyright infringement.. Just because you can get away with this practice does not make it ethical or encouraged. I find this very disappointing from an otherwise accomplished writer such as yourself. So, are you lazy, uncreative, a plagiarist, or some combination of all three? I'd appreciate more originality from you in the future, especially if you hope to be a role model for other young writers such as myself.<br />
Thank You,<br />
Jane}}<br />
{{EmailReply|ARE YOU SO ORIGINAL, YOURSELF?}}<br />
<br />
===Trolls are not known for giving a damn===<br />
{{Email|From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com><br />
<br />
"I have told those trolls that they are the scum of the earth,"<br />
<br />
Newsflash: Trolls don't care about being insulted. Attempting to insult one is like trying to douse a wildfire with oil--it only makes them stronger. <br />
<br />
"and that they give their kind of people,"<br />
<br />
Trolls have always had a bad name and they enjoy having one, so again they don't care.<br />
<br />
"specifically [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] and [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] giving their Homosexual Male kind a worse name, in videos on YouTube and such."<br />
<br />
Is this like the supposed "blackmail" you attempted when you grabbed a random gay sex image off of google images and claimed that it was Clyde? Because, I'm pretty sure he's heterosexual, what with raping [[PandaHalo|Panda]] and all. Jack I don't know about.<br />
<br />
Or did Clyde just say that he supports gay rights and you jumped to conclusions and decided that he must be gay? Because, y'know, it's possible to be straight and still support gay rights. Just like how it's possible to like both Pokemon and Harry Potter, but you failed to understand even that.<br />
<br />
Really Chris, I'm starting to think that the trolls are right about your lack of intelligence. I should let you know that I'm a very well respected fan and if I leave, I'll take a sizable chunk of the fanbase with me. Fans are money, and you'd better show your report cards and prove me wrong or else you'll lose out.}}<br />
<br />
===Just kill Simonla already dammit===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com><br />
To Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler,<br />
<br />
Thank you for finally getting back to me and giving me a GOOD reason<br />
for why you won't remove [[Simonla]]. I understand why you have been so<br />
reluctant to do this now!<br />
<br />
However, the reason I trust you do kill her in the story is because<br />
you can write from your experiences. You have had many Sweethearts who<br />
have Tragically Died; you know the Pain and Heartbreak Wild would<br />
suffer if something happened to Simonla. It is a Tragic, Real Life<br />
Experience that happens to people Every Day. I think adding this to<br />
your story would be an Interesting Twist should you spend an entire<br />
chapter dedicated to Wild losing his Heartsweet and recovering with<br />
the help of Sonichu and the Gang, and maybe finding new love?<br />
<br />
However, if you can think of a GOOD, PERMANENT way to remove Simonla<br />
without causing the Heart Break, PLEASE do it and PLEASE show it<br />
actually happening in the comics; Usually when people die in Sonichu<br />
or Leave Forever it happens Off-Screen; my lawyers want to SEE Simonla<br />
leaving the story before they can Legally Accept it.<br />
<br />
-Evan}}<br />
<br />
==Parodies==<br />
===Asperchu can't be a parody of Chris, because Asperchu's not a total <s>dick</s> fucking asshole===<br />
{{Email|From: Alec-chan [[Asperchu|Asperchu]] <albasperchu@live.com><br />
Christian,<br />
<br />
Thank you again for clearing up your words that I was wondering about! However, I am afraid that you Have indeed given me a blessing for the cartoon show, if with your actions but not only your words. You See, although it is clear you do not care for some of the lesser quibling aspects of ASPERCHU, you do recognize it as a fiery, flaming inspiration of Exquisite Art, which is the words what Mr. Tartica, an Executive Officer over at the Cartoon Network said - not my own words, but rather His. I do not mean to Anger you with this statement, but I felt you should see his words for Yourself, because it is important you know just How Much of a Great Weight you have given to my efforts to establish myself as an Up and Coming Artisan.<br />
<br />
Now, with that out of the way, I have something of a Bone to pick with you, I must confess. In fact, I would go so far as to say that there are several levels to my concern, each of which deserves Coverage. FIRST: You say that ASPERCHU is a "Look-Alike Sonichu Character with a Look-Alike Sonichu Medallion". Now, I am JUST PLAINED OFFENDED at YOUR offense, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler! that you would call ASPERCHU a "look-alike" is appalling: FIRST of all, ASPERCHU has glasses, while SONICHU most certainly does NOT; it is a little-known fact that ASPERCHU has the astigmatism. SECONDLY, ASPERCHU, as you pointed out, wears clothes! First you say ASPERCHU is a parody of Sonichu, next you say he is a parody of you yourself with the shirt. Which is it, Mr. Chandler? ASPERCHU cannot parody both of you completely different beings and still be a parody. SECONDLY, you say that the previous letter, the picture contained within you submit here as evidence of your claim, was placed in your [[Rejected Mailbag#Parodies|parody page]]. But it is YOU YOURSELF who put that ASPERCHU image into your parody mailbag, not I. If it were up to me, you would have placed it into your ORIGINAL mailbag, as that is what it is (I do not even see that you even HAVE an original mailbag yet, what is up with that?). THIRDLY, you say that that image is full of the suggestions of [[Homos|homogayrotica]]. That is just plain and duly absurd! In that image, ASPERCHU and his joy-boy Sonichu are enjoying the Comfort and Camaraderie that comes when two Adult, Confident, STRAIGHT male friends are able to share their PLATONIC friendship with each other in a PLATONIC hug. NOTHING MORE. There is absolutely NOTHING of the homogay in that image. But just to prove ONCE AND FOR ALL that ASPERCHU is NOT the homogay, I have crafted and submitted a New image to depict to you: Tell me, if ASPERCHU were not STRAIGHT, would he be using AXE SHOWER GEL? No, I do not think he would.<br />
<br />
I do thank you for clarifying what you mean concerning your opinions on the Aspergers and the Autism. I must say however, that as one afflicted with the Aspergers, it is my opinion that I do not have the qualification to make a determination personally. Because of this, I cannot say that you are not right or wrong that Aspergers and Autism are not linked. However, I must ask you this question: If it is in fact a True Fact that the Aspergers is not linked to the Autism, then how exactly is ASPERCHU a parody of Sonichu? Because apart from his major differences - the glasses, the clothes, the goatee, the stories, and Such - ASPERCHU has the ASPERGERS! He is even a part Aspergers-type pokemon (he is electric-type and Aspergers-type). He must therefore NOT be a parody of Sonichu, as I have been saying for the while. So please retract your statement that ASPERCHU is a parody of Sonichu, as the completely DIFFERENT mental conditionings PROVE that I came up with ASPERCHU all on my own.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Alec Benson Leary}}<br />
{{EmailReply|BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Boy, ARE YOU [[Chris and hypocrisy|Self-Gloated, Self-Boasting and Self-Egotistical]]. Yep, you are indeed a literal classic by-the-book case BASTARD.}}<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_31&diff=192364Mailbag 312015-12-08T21:18:06Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 31''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. On [[January 2010|1 January 2010]], Chris answered the questions (which require far less [[Stress|reading]]) but not the letters. Shortly afterward, CWCipedia was issued cease and desist letters from both [[11042009_51_50|Coca]]-[[April_16_Fetish_Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor|Cola]] and [[Family Guy|20th Century Fox]] for Chris's unauthorized placement of ads that suggested that Coke and the movie ''Avatar'' endorsed his [[Homos|bigoted]] views.<br />
<br />
Chris answered the letters on 4 January. Compared to most other [[Mailbag|mailbags]], his answers were slightly more in depth and ''vastly'' more disturbing. The most outlandish response was that he intended to make good on his [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)|promise to film his first time]], even if his [[sweetheart]] disagreed. Chris also stated that he would rather let an innocent man die than have [[Homos|gay sex]], implied that he expects [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] to personally inform him whenever he's in error, and told us all that [[Magi-Chan]] psychically watches everybody in [[CWCville]] have sex, so anybody doing it wrong can be arrested. Worst of all, he stated that the punishment of any sort of sexual violation, including child rape, is a $500 fine! [[Asperchu]] makes a special guest appearance, which goes a long way to make the whole ordeal more bearable.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] <mikejackson113@hotmail.com><br />
<br />
Hi Chris!<br />
<br />
I just wanted to let you know that my kids and I are HUGE fans of your comic. I read a page to them every night before their bedtime.<br />
<br />
But in [[mailbag 23]] you stated that it would be ok for kids to watch adult things with parental supervision. Does this mean that it would be ok for them to watch pornography with me? It's not like I'd be touching them or [[Pedofork|molesting]] them. I also wouldn't be jerking off- I just like watching girls & guys get it on with each other.<br />
<br />
I think it'd be pretty [[Dating education|educational]] for them. They'd get to know where babies come from and I'd get to watch my porn without worrying about them walking in- they'd already be there! As long as I explain it to them, it's ok- right?<br />
<br />
I started doing this already and my kids haven't complained or anything! I've told all of my fellow fathers about your advice and they've already started doing it as well!<br />
<br />
Thanks Chris!!<br />
<br />
Mike}}<br />
{{EmailReply|WOAH!!! Slow Down There. I was talking in reference to shows that are Rated TV-14 at the most; I did not mean to include XXX Pornography, or most shows that are Rated TV-MA. Unless they are 16 or 17 years or older, then it would be most Appropriately Educational. I was speaking, of course, in reference to the show, Family Guy, which is Rated TV-14 in the response to past letters. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Genuinely hand-drawn===<br />
{{Email|From: Kevin Sevakis <kerosenedreams77@gmail.com><br />
Hey, CWC.<br />
If you put the words of the comic on the computer, why don't you just color the comic on the computer, too?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Then it would not be Genuinely Hand-Drawn or Hand-Colored; few examples of Fan Art that were Obviously Computer-Drawn are not as good as Original Hand-Drawn/Colored creations.}}<br />
<br />
===Blake has a very deep individual===<br />
{{Email|From: kawaiinamine32@aol.com<br />
<br />
Good day, Mr. Chandler. I have a few questions for you... 1) Seeing one of your answers from [[Mailbag 19]], I have to ask, Do you really think of or see people with [[Asperger's Syndrome]] as "Competing [[Slow-in-the-minds|Retards]]"? 2) What the hell is up with [[Blake|Black Sonichu/Blachu/Blake]]!? (He started out as [[Liquid Chris|a badass]], now he's just [[Ian Brandon Anderson|pathetic]]...) 3) Is Sonichu really aimed towards children? (from all the pages I've read, it would be, at least TV MA...too mature for children.)}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Competing, yes; Retards, no. He is not pathetic; he has a very deep individual. Yes, it is meant to be TV-Y7 FOR CHILDREN.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris and web design===<br />
{{Email|From: alphard@conexao-br.net<br />
<br />
Hey, CWC. <br />
<br />
I've heard that you're pretty good with HTML, so... <br />
<br>What do you think about HTML5 and CSS3? <br />
<br>Do you often use XHTML? <br />
<br>And do you follow the W3C specifications correctly?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I only know basic HTML; the new stuff is NEW to me.}}<br />
<br />
===Magi-Chan knows when you fuck===<br />
{{Email|From: hyle.19@gmail.com<br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
Why are homosexual women morally superior to homosexual men? If it is because of the [[Wikipedia:Book of Leviticus|book of Leviticus]], would you also support the exile of a couple who have sexual relations while the woman is menstruating? (Leviticus 20:18) Does [[Cwcville]] have sex laws? How are these laws enforced?<br />
<br />
Yours, Caitlin}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Cwcville has sex laws; the age of consent is 18, and NO GAY SEX IS ALLOWED WHATSOEVER. These laws are enforced by constant psychic-surveillance by [[Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. Should anyone go against these laws, Magi-Chan would know, inform the Police, arrest the individuals, tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service to ANY Sexual Violations; over-18 having sex with under-18, and Any homosexual relations. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Lies and damned lies===<br />
{{Email|From: Zoie Klaus <gatsbysdeaddream@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
Why don't you ever offer well-thought out answers to the questions you are asked? It seems that people put a lot of effort into their questions, but you only spend a minute (or less) answering each. Do you really think that's fair to your fans? It's not like you're very busy or anything, or have thousands of questions to answer. Don't you think you owe your fans a little bit more?<br />
<br />
-Zoie}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I give each letter over 2 minutes of reading, re-reading and thought. Should a letter perplex me heavily, I would give an acceptable reply, granted it being short. But mostly, I go detailed.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris crosses yet another line===<br />
{{Email|From: Frank Marks <marksizm15@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
What if the girl(or guy) you want to take your virginity doesn't want to be videotaped? Not everyone goes for that. And you seem to be more concerned with proving that you're straight than the pleasure you would get from having sex. And you didn't answer that one guy's question about asexual people.<br />
<br />
Frank Marks}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I would use Hidden Cameras and blur out her face. It is very important to me, because I am SICK and TIRED of the Wrongest Mislabelings those damn people dare refer to me and my comics and characters. WE ARE STRAIGHT!!!! I have no objections with [[The Wallflower|asexual]], but I do feel pity for those individuals.}}<br />
''The earlier question about asexuality can be found [[Mailbag 26#Chris and asexuality|here]]. Chris altered it the night these answers went up, copy-pasting the answer found here.''<br />
<br />
===Fox news===<br />
{{Email|From: Jorge Lopez <fuzziwuzzi80@yahoo.com><br />
In [[Mailbag 28]], you say you respected Bush because "he made some good decisions." Please elaborate on this. What decisions did he make that you thought were good (and why were they good, in your opinion)?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[Wikipedia:Bush tax cuts|His Tax Cut program]] was a good idea; [[Monthly tugboat|more money for us locals]]. His No Child Left Behind plan was good too; no child left [[Honor roll|Uneducated]]. And he [[Chris and English|helped the Medicare very well]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
''Chris apparently doesn't understand that cutting taxes only benefits those who actually have a job and an income, and makes less money available for his [[tugboat]].''<br />
<br />
===Return of the king===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Stephen King|Stephen King]] <king.stephen@windowslive.com><br />
I never wrote a novel called Vertigo. I did write the other novels you mentioned, though. But those were a long time ago. I used to be famous once - not anymore though. My novels don't sell a tenth of the copies they used to. Can't you see that I am desperate? I used to [[Alcohol|drink]] and [[Yawning Squirtle|do drugs]] when I couldn't write. This helped me in the 80s, but I won't do that anymore. I feel like my head is going blank, like there's an empty area where my creativity used to be.<br />
<br />
Even in the best of times, I was never the greatest writer in the world. You are not the best either. But AT LEAST you have the passion and raw potential. And creativity. I just... don't seem to have that anymore. Funny. I never knew it was there until it was gone. Ideas just used to come to me, you know? Now, no matter how hard I try... nothing. Nothing comes out. I stare at the blank screen for HOURS, and I don't get a single idea. I spend more and more time on the [[internet]]. One day, I stumbled upon your site. It was something new and refreshing. I saw that you upload a new page EVERY DAY. I was amazed at such efficiency. You don't know how lucky you are to have so many ideas.<br />
<br />
I asked you for help, but you gave me skepticism. I shouldn't be surprised though. This has happened to me before. Some time ago, I went into a book store in Australia unannounced, and started signing some of my books. The people there thought I was a VANDAL.<br />
<br />
Here's a link on the incident: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/08/16/2006725.htm<br />
<br />
I hope you see that I am the true and honest (as you say) Stephen King.<br />
<br />
God bless, and I wish you all the best.<br />
<br />
Stephen Edwin King.}}<br />
''Chris added a reply template to this letter, but failed to actually answer it.''<br />
<br />
===Patti dug herself up===<br />
{{Email|From: takemybythehand2@aol.com<br />
<br />
So is [[Patti]] a ghost or a zombie in the comic? because she's dead, yet she's still talking to people, so is she a ghost or zombie?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|She is Neither; [[Chris and death|she is alive and well]] in Cwcville, VA.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris tackles the hard issues===<br />
{{Email|From: jackleapps@aol.com<br />
<br />
What's your stance on the immigration issues in America?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|We are all immigrants from when [[Daniel Weston|the settlers]] first came into what would be the [[United States of America]]; I feel the issues are unrequited [[stress]]ors that we simply do not need at all to fret over.}}<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===In which Chris hypothetically murders someone===<br />
{{Email|From: J D <jdrexcess@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Hi Chris, I'm a big fan of your work, and I share your views on homosexuality-- a topic which seems to pop up frequently in the mailbag.<br />
<br />
A friend of mine recently posed me a moral question, which I thought was pretty interesting: If you could save the life of a person you didn't know by having gay sex, would you do it? It's an interesting moral dilemma. Personally, I couldn't think of anything more repulsive in the world than having gay sex, but to save the life of a random person, I might actually do it. But I haven't quite made up my mind. How would you respond to this question? Would you have gay sex to save someone's life? Of course, this is a hypothetical situation and would probably never happen in real life, but I'm curious as to how you'd deal with it?<br />
<br />
JD}}<br />
{{EmailReply|UGH!!! I would find a way to Trick the other and work around to save the person. NO GAY SEX!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
<br />
===Chris does not atone===<br />
{{Email|From: creampie4sonichu@aol.com<br />
<br />
hello mr chandler my is [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VII|rufus shinra]] and me and me fellow gay associates find sonicu to be a BIG testament to the gay community. We just love the way you lace each of your comics with gay tributes and etc. One thing that we really love is how you protray [[sonichu]] as a man struggling with his sexuality. On the outside he is "happily" married to [[rosechu]] but on the inside he is ready to come out. We have already figure out sonichus secret gay lover is [[Magi-Chan|magichan sonichu]] i mean magichan is purple (one of us gays most fabolous colors) he has no woman and he is [[Autism|mysterious]]. we can wait till you make sonichu and magichan and offical couple on your pages. Oh yeah me and my friend would like to invite you and another person to our gay club where we are going to have a sonichu theme party. We are going to pay your way here cause it would be a honor to have the man who made sonichu to be here. Who knows you might just find your significant other at this party. Once again thanks for makin sonichu for us gays to enjoy.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|YOU ARE IN MAJOR ERROR!!! SONICHU IS STRAIGHT!!! AND MY COMIC SERIES IS A STRAIGHT COMIC SERIES!!! I DO NOT ATONE TO YOUR LETTER AND YOUR MISTAKEN EMOTIONS AT ALL!!!<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:08, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===God and Jesus have not yet told Chris to give it a rest===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Aliens (film)|Trevor Wierzbowski]] <silentbughunters@yahoo.co.uk><br />
<br />
What the hell is with the whole idea of brainwashing homosexuals into being straight? It isn't a choice for them, it's not like they woke up one morning and said "You know what? I feel like bumming a fellow male today and see if I like it!" It's who they are and they can't help that! The whole idea of forcing them into something they are not is just wrong! It would be like if someone rounded up everyone who had any form of autism and put them into a mental institution. What gives you the right to change other people into something they aren't?<br />
<br />
The hell is wrong with you?<br />
<br />
-Trevor<br />
<br />
P.S. You didn't bother answering the part of my previous email which asked you what you would think [[GodJesus|God and Jesus]] would think of [[Kill De Jack|your death threat]] to [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]].}}{{EmailReply|I do not personally have the right, but I highly encourage Other People who are able to do that to do that to their fullest power. I have received no opinion on that video from God or Jesus as far as I know.}}<br />
<br />
===Asperchu is the shit===<br />
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com><br />
<br />
Christian,<br />
<br />
Thank you for accepting myself as a fellow Titan in the ranks of comic drawing! It is good to know that I have reached the top rank. I am currently in talks with the fellows on the Cartoon Network to possibly do a series of ASPERCHU-based short cartoons (3-5 minutes) that will air during their [[Adult Swim]] Broadcast; telling them that you have given me the Blessing as a Professional [[Art]]ist will speed up the talks most certainly. Thank you as well for providing such a detailed answer to my question. I confess that You have confused me greatly. You say several things that make me wonder what it is you mean, and I would like if you can clarify.<br />
<br />
For example, You say the sentence "[[Aspergers]] supposed being similar to Autism, which although I have accepted that, I still disagree heavily on it being even ASSOCIATED with Autism as a type. Aspergers is NOT a Type Of Autism Whatsoever." Now, in the first part of that sentence, you say that you have accepted that the Aspergers is similar to the Autism, but in the next several words you say that Aspergers is NOT related to Autism. Your sentence has two parts, which each contradict the other.<br />
<br />
In another part of your response, You say that "I accept no relation between [Asperchu] and my works and characters, and with that I stand behind my statement of and labeling of Asperchu as a Parody." Now, this confuses me because a parody by definition is RELATED to its parent work, as parody is a deliberate imitation of the work on which it is based, yet you say that my ASPERCHU is not at all related to your Sonichu. That is true - My ASPERCHU is in fact my own ORIGINAL creation and not in any way related to your Sonichu. But then only several words after admitting this, you say that you stand behind your belief that ASPERCHU is a [[parody]] of Sonichu. I do believe that perhaps you do not have the good understanding of just what a Parody really is, and my attempt to show you through drawing an actual parody page has failed.<br />
<br />
Please clarify both of these statements, Christian, as as they are now it seems you are trying to have two outcomes that are the Mutually Exclusive be true in each one of them, which of course is not possible. Either Aspergers is related to Autism or it is not (IT IS), and Either ASPERCHU is a Parody of Sonichu or it's not (it is NOT).<br />
<br />
Also, I do have one last point to query about. You remark that I have made ASPERCHU into a "blatant homosexual male with such drawings of such dictation". I am confused by this, as I have NEVER drawn ASPERCHU to be making any dictations (by which I mean speaking, as that is the definition of the word) about being a homosexual; in fact throughout the Issues of the Comic he has pursued several [[Gal-pal|GAL-PALS]] to make into a SWEETHEART, which is the heterosexual thing to be doing. In fact, you should read the conclusion of the latest Issue, as he does in fact acquire a [[sweetheart]], the wonderful, caring, sweetest Dixie Chu. Perhaps your critical eye sees something in my Creation that I Myself did not notice putting in there, but to me ASPERCHU has always been a beacon of Heterosexual Virility and Pride. Conversely, you have yourself drawn Sonichu as being of the Homogay persuasion quite frequently, such as whenever Sonichu has intimations with his Boyfriend Rosechu, and also the Most Blatant Example is when you drew that Graphically Hardcore honeymoon comic where you had Sonichu turn blue and make sweet passionate love to that redheaded fellow.<br />
<br />
So please, be so kind as to explain these quandaries to a wondering mind such as mine.<br />
<br />
Your Protege and Bestest Joy-Boy,<br />
<br />
Alec Benson Leary}}<br />
[[Image:AsperchuNoHomo.JPG|thumb|The drawing Chris refers to.]]<br />
{{EmailReply|I have NEVER given you such an Outrageous Blessing to work with Adult Swim. DO NOT DO IT, PERIOD! I was saying that the two, Autism and Aspergers, have Similar Characteristics, but the two are NOT Linked to each other At All and Whatsoever. By the Relation link comment, I meant that I wanted nothing to do with Asperchu. And IT IS A GOD DAMN PARODY; You draw a Look-Alike Sonichu Character with a Look-Alike Sonichu Medallion, and you DRAW your character with a Striped Shirt like the one I draw myself in often, and you draw him with FATTNESS and MANBOOBS!!!! I FIND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT OFFENSIVE AS THEY ARE MOCKERIES TO MY OWN PERSON AND CHARACTERS. AND What about THIS DRAWING?<br />
<br />
YOU Personally Submitted this drawing, which the original letter FROM YOU is in the [[Rejected Mailbag#Parodies|Parodies]] Mailbag, and EVERYTHING WITHIN THIS GOD DAMN DRAWING ONLY MAKES YOUR ASPERCHU A GOD DAMN BLATANT HOMOSEXUAL.<br />
<br />
You are STILL SO GOD DAMN HOMOSEXUALLY STUPID!!!<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_30&diff=192362Mailbag 302015-12-08T21:15:39Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 30''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. [[Chris]] responded to it on 1 [[January 2010]].<br />
<br />
None of his answers were half as interesting as the fact that he had decided to advertise [[My Coke Rewards|Coca-Cola]] at the top of the page, making it clear that Chris had no idea how advertising works. Highlights of this mailbag included Chris assuming nonsense about how great a father he'd be, and playing along with a [[troll]] pretending to be [[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]]. He also revealed that he was under the impression that [[homos|gayness]] can be ''caught'', and probably also ''[[sonichu_10|cured]]'', much like the common cold.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===ACCIDENTALLY CRACK the parental lock code===<br />
{{Email|From: hurdygurdy@doglover.com<br />
<br />
Dear Chris<br />
<br />
You completely ignored my question. If children are "channel surfing" and viewing adult programming, I am assuming they have cable. Therefore it is the parents' responsibility to lock those channels. Maybe your parents were bad parents and [[IRC (27 December 2008)|let you watch soft porn on HBO when you were sixteen]] but I lock those channels from my children. My children will never unlock them because they are well behaved. Only badly behaved spoiled brats would unlock cable to watch porn.<br />
<br />
You have still failed to explain why [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] allow their children to watch unsuitable adult shows. Like I asked - and I want a straight answer this time - who explains to a three year old what pedophilia is?<br />
<br />
I stand by my claim that Sonichu and Rosechu are bad parents and their children should go into care until you prove how letting children watch unsuitable adult programming is beneficial for them.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Children are going to Channel Surf and ACCIDENTALLY land on adult content, EVEN as far as to CRACK THE Parental Lock Code on the Cable/Satellite Box and [[Mass debating#Discovery|turn on Cinemax Late Night]] at worst. Sonichu and Rosechu, as Responsible Parents, are making sure of preventing such times by lightly introducing such topics with lighter shows like [[Family Guy]] so the children will know better.}}<br />
<br />
===Sneezing spreads the gay===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Doctor Who|Davros Skaledthal]] <fromskarowlove@aol.co.uk><br />
<br />
Greetings, Mister Chandler. My name is Davros Skaledthal. I am a geneticist, and I have a few questions after reading the latest issue of Sonichu. I deeply enjoy your comic, and especially the portrayal of [[Cwcville]] as a utopia. Every man should have a place to call his own, don't you agree?<br />
<br />
First off, though, may I say how inspiring it is that you manage to make a high-quality page nearly every day. It must be incredibly taxing on you, but you seem to be coping admirably. Now, as to the questions.<br />
<br />
1. You say that there is a 'gay gene' that can be cured. How exactly does this cure work, and which chromosome is said gay gene attached to?<br />
<br />
2. As you have said in a previous mail post, you understand the basics of how evolution works. I'm not expecting you to discuss it at doctorate level of course, but as you know, a gene that is not used or is recessive does not transfer to the next generation. How then is the gay gene transmitted? Obviously every gay man or woman has two heterosexual parents, therefore the gay gene is not represented in either of them.<br />
<br />
Thank you for taking the time to read this letter, and I know this is asking rather much from you, so I apologize in advance, but would you please elaborate on each of these questions with at least one full sentence? If not, I completely understand. Genius must do as genius must.<br />
<br />
Thank you for your time, Mister Chandler.<br />
<br />
Eagerly awaiting your response, Davros Skaledthal}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) It is neutrally attached to an X Chromosone. 2) It can be spread through such methods as Blood or Organ Transfusion, or there may be a slim, yet present, chance in spreading it through [[Semen|bodily liquid exchange]] such of which is sneezing.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris plays along===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]] <meggriffin@quahog.com><br />
<br />
Why don't you come down to Quahog? We got, like, an animation fest coming up! You could come participate, show off your Sonichu and stuff, and, uhh... meet with me ;)<br />
<br />
Meg Griffin.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|LOL Obviously the person who sent this is playing off of my idea for the episode of Family Guy where I would guest star. Playing along... I will take that under great consideration, and there is a good chance. ;)}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris doesn't take shit under great consideration===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Jim Lee|Jim Lee]]<br />
<br />
Hi, Chris! This is Jim Lee! I'm a [[Chris and the industry|professional comic artist]] who's worked for DC, Marvel, and [[Wikipedia:Image Comics|Image]]!<br />
<br />
Sorry about not including my email, but I'm a very busy man and I just barely have time to get in a few kind words for a budding young talent. Some of my friends have linked me comic pages you've done and I have to say you're doing extremely well for a kid your age! Most eight-year-olds don't have the focus for one comic's worth of material, let alone several hundred pages' worth! That shows a great deal of dedication!<br />
<br />
You've got a long way to go, but don't we all? I'm 45, I've been drawing comics professionally since I was 25, and I still feel like greatness is just ahead of me. I've won the [[Wikipedia:Harvey Awards|Harvey Special Award]] and drew the best-selling comic issue in history, but I can't let that get to me. If I ever slow down or give in to temptation to slack off, I'll squander all the goowill and fandom I've got, and I can't let that happen. With a couple more decades under your belt, you can stand alongside the greats with pride.<br />
<br />
Just a few tips: 1) Get used to drawing your own characters, not just [[Sonic]] in different colors. It's nice to draw for comics you love, but you've got to show you can create your own characters too. 2) Don't just imitate your favorite artists' style, try and find your own. 3) [[Giant Penis Comic|Draw from life]], every day; draw every day, period! Last, don't forget to look up some really good book on how-to-draw; I recommend "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain," "Drawing Comics the Marvel Way!", and "Making Comics" by Scott McCloud. Those are great books and they'll teach you a lot about how the pros do it.<br />
<br />
Keep reaching for the dream, Chris!<br />
<br />
--Jim Lee}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Thank you, Jim. I will take all that under great consideration.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris quit guzzling cum===<br />
{{Email|From: adam roa <adamroa@hotmail.com><br />
Hello Christian.<br />
<br />
I have two questions. Firstly, I appreciate the level of detail and emotion you bring to the action scenes in the [[Sonichu comic]]. From panel to panel it's always a thrill-ride and I can barely contain myself as a reader. When I think back at how many memorable and exhilarating fight scenes have taken place over the years, I am overwhelmed and awe-struck. Such brilliant action, such incredible pacing, such sublime storytelling. So my first question is this: Which fight scene is your personal favorite? I must confess, I most enjoy the battle in [[Sonichu 5|issue 5]]... "*Lock-On* *Fire Blast + Flamethrower* Yikes! Sweet! Pffft... What the flame happened?"<br />
<br />
And my second question is, do you still drink your own [[semen]]?<br />
<br />
Thanks for keeping on,<br />
<br />
Adam}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, thank you for your support. And second, I do not.}}<br />
<br />
===FUCK YEAH BILL===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Bill The Scientist]] <billthescientist@hotmail.co.uk><br />
Hey CWC,<br />
<br />
Bill the Scientist here,as well as the [[Boulder Dropping Whale]] and [[Yawning Squirtle]].<br />
<br />
We have legions of fans and we feel that we should have [[Moon-Pals|our own series of comics]], or if not, at least we should feature more in the Sonichu comics. Ask your fanbase, we're the most popular characters!<br />
<br />
We hope you consider this suggestion,<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Bill the Scientist}}<br />
{{EmailReply|No Comment.}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Stan (song)|Stan]] 'Sonichu's Biggest Gay Fan' [[Wikipedia:Eminem|Mathers]] <myteasgonecold@didomail.com><br />
<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
I wrote but you still ain't callin! I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not have got 'em... There probably was a problem with the hosting provider or something? Sometimes I type addresses too sloppy when I post 'em...<br />
<br />
But anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man, do you still "hate" us [[homos]]? My boyfriend wants us to adopt a kid, I'm about to be a gay father! If we adopt a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her [[Rosey]]!<br />
<br />
I read about your fan [[Ryan Cash]], I'm sorry. I had a gay friend kill himself over some dude who didn't want him...<br />
<br />
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your Biggest Gay Fan! I even watched [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|that hilarious rap that you did]] for [[Parappa]]. I got a room full of home-made posters with your drawings, man. I like the shit you did with [[LBP]], too, that shit was phat!<br />
<br />
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your Biggest Gay Fan,<br />
<br />
This is Stan.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Give It Up, JackAss; '''I Am Straight; Vaginas and Boobies Give Me MY ERECTIONS; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER. As for your question, you do what you want.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris rejects excellent advice for the Nth time.===<br />
{{Email|From: Jacob N. <jacob_n333@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
Good day, Chris!<br />
<br />
"You are asking me to take [[Wild]]'s girlfriend and Sweetheart away from him. Do not be such a monster." I'm afraid that he's in the right, Chris. You're experiencing what many comic companies suffer--what you might call "rights syndrome." When you use someone else's character, they still have the rights to that character, and what they say, goes. If you make any permanent changes to the character, you must get permission, and if the rights holder wants you to kill off or retire that character, you must.<br />
<br />
This is why "shared universes" are so difficult to manage. Because [[Evan|Evang-y]] created [[Simonchu]], he has the right to withdraw him from the setting. Seeing as how you also changed Simonchu's gender without permission, that's already a strike against you. You should fulfill your obligation as writer and creator and listen to Evang-y. This happens all the time. There's no easy fix, either. You should also be thankful that Evang-y has allowed you to keep Simonchu/"Simonla's" previous appearances, because otherwise you would have to redraw and rewrite those comics to exclude Simonla if he just wanted her retconned out!<br />
<br />
As for Wild losing his "sweetheart," don't look at it as him "losing a sweetheart," but you gaining a whole metric ton of storytelling opportunities! Hardship and difficulty is the backbone of storytelling. [[Sonichu 10|You could devote an entire issue to the story of Simonla's final battles and death,]] [[Sonichu 10#The_Final_Countdown|then whole issues afterward about the aftermath of the event, especially Wild's reaction.]] The Sonichu comics are lacking in any sort of pathos. [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic-Chris]] doesn't seem to care a bit about his various [[sweethearts]] being killed or leaving, the entire team has forgotten about [[Crystal]], and even [[Blake]] being raped by [[Silvana]] has been glossed over. ([[Lovely Weather|Having sex with someone under false pretenses, e.g. posing as someone they love even though they're not, is most definitely a rape]].) Wild's true love being killed isn't something you can just gloss over. It will allow for all kinds of character growth and change--storytelling gold! Don't think of it as being "a monster" to Wild, think of it as tough love to make him better as a character.<br />
<br />
I like my characters too, but it's not entertaining at all if the only changes that happen to them are for the better. Every character is defined as much, if not more, by loss than by gain, by their weaknesses as much as their strengths. If [[Wikipedia:Peter Parker|Peter Parker]] hadn't used his superhuman talents for petty gain, his uncle wouldn't have died; it's his grief over his uncle's death and shame over his selfishness that motivates him into becoming one of the greatest superheroes of all time, [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]. It's his constant struggle between [[Monthly tugboat|selfish gain]] and the greater good that makes him so entertaining, so fascinating, so well-rounded a character. When people try to make him less complex and more happy, as with the [[Wikipedia:Spider-Man: One More Day|One More Day]] fiasco, it backfires dreadfully. You shouldn't be afraid to put your characters through the wringer... and in this case, you don't really have a choice, do you?<br />
<br />
Good day to you, Chris.<br />
<br />
--Jacob Nathaniel Lights-in-the-Sky of the Cherokee Nation}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I will continue to do my work as I see fit.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris is rubber, you are glue===<br />
{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com><br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
What's it like not having a conscience? It's pretty obvious that you're [[Chris and remorse|incapable of feeling guilt or remorse]] or even empathizing with other people. You drew pornography of your best friend, published it on the internet to prove some stupid point or affirm your manliness, and you only felt bad because [[Megan Schroeder]] stopped talking to you afterwards. You only befriend women because you want to have sex with them (some people would call this "nice guy" syndrome, but I think that it speaks to something much darker). And it's quite evident you're more interested in finding [[Jackie|a woman to mooch off]] of when your parents die than entering into a relationship out of love. You're incapable of love because you only love yourself.<br />
<br />
For somebody with "[[autism]]" you sure don't know a lot about it. I mean, you get basic facts about the disorder wrong, and become infuriated when people try to correct you. For starters, "High-functioning autism" isn't a formal diagnosis, and [[Asperger's Syndrome]] and autism are on the same spectrum. I think you found out about autism sometime in your teens and started using it as an excuse for your immaturity, lack of empathy, selfishness and disturbed behavior, and took the scam further in adulthood by getting [[Tugboat|disability money]] out of it. People with autism recognize they have limitations and get help to overcome or work around those limitations. Despite their autism they put forth effort to survive in a world they do not understand.<br />
<br />
Autistic people don't run over small animals repeatedly and call it "the highlight of their day." Autistic people don't try to impersonate [[Liquid Chris|a woman's boyfriend]] and lure [[Kacey|that woman]] to their home so they can rape them. Autistic people don't go around [[IRC (23 July 2009)|saying they want to force sex]] on their [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]]. Autistic people don't steal their elderly parents' credit cards to finance their [[video game]] addiction. Autistic people don't commit fraud by purchasing [[Guitar Hero]] track packs from stores, using the codes to download the content, and then returning them for a refund or selling them on [[eBay]], which is fraud. And they certainly don't brag about it in YouTube videos. Where did that big TV in your room come from, Chris? Did you steal that, too?<br />
<br />
You constantly talk about murder and death in your videos. You fired up the video camera on [[Christmas]] Day to record [[IRC (23 July 2009)|more death threats]]. You suggest that people kill themselves because you don't like them. You sing along to [[Hello, Juffalo|Insane Clown Posse]], (which is disturbing since you're almost 30) a group that makes light out of gruesome murder. You gave a [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|"shout out" to the Columbine killers]]. And don't pretend you don't know who they are, you were enrolled in high school at the time of the massacre and there's no way you couldn't have heard about it, no matter how sheltered you were. And these are things you've done over the past few weeks.<br />
<br />
The whole "Sonichu" thing and you acting like a bumbling, ignorant manchild is just an act, right? No 27-year-old would wear a cartoon [[medallion]] out in public and dress up like a mentally retarded person and film themselves [[A Sonichu Day|playing house]] with [[Legos]]. This is an obvious charade: faking autism as an excuse for your horrific behavior and for disability money so you can sit in a room full of toys and play video games all day, and your only goal in life is finding a woman ([[Homos|or a guy]]) you can exploit sexually and financially. Doing what you're doing is extremely offensive to people who actually have autism and don't act anything like you. You obviously don't give a shit about them since you refuse to associate with anyone with autism, possibly out of a fear of getting caught.<br />
<br />
I think you're a [[Wikipedia:Psychopathy|psychopath]], Christian Weston Chandler, and the fact that you will once again avoid responsibility for your actions by refusing to read or answer this will only confirm my suspicions.<br />
<br />
Have a nice day,<br />
<br />
Sean August Watley}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Obviously, You have YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, and you are only trying to pin them onto me. I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_29&diff=192361Mailbag 292015-12-08T21:13:36Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 29''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 31 [[December 2009]]. In an attempt to get [[Chris]] to man up, this mailbag was literally just the thirteen letters Chris [[Rejected Mailbag#Let Me Get Back To You On That|had promised to answer eventually]].<br />
<br />
Midway through answering them, Chris apparently noticed that he had already rejected the majority of these questions, and copied them back into his Let Me Get Back To You On That mailbag. Because Chris is an HONEST, CARING, TRUE, LOYAL, STRAIGHT, HUMAN MALE, he answered most of these questions with "Whatever."<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===In which Chris loses his mind===<br />
{{Email|From: orangepie@hotmail.com<br />
Hey Chris, I've got a question.<br />
<br />
Is prostitution legal in CWCville? In most of the US it's illegal and<br />
I feel that this is an unfair law. Prostitution is legal in parts of<br />
Nevada and Rhode Island, and as you can see on Family Guy, Rhode<br />
Island isn't falling apart nor is it a cesspool.<br />
<br />
Are there brothels in CWCville? Perhaps you could add a friendly pimp<br />
or madam character who hooks all the virgins up with boyfriend free<br />
prostitutes if they're too nervous to meet an actual girlfriend.<br />
<br />
I'm really interested as to what you think of this matter.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
A fan}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have read your question a few days ago, and I have considered it greatly with input from my trusted associates. Prostitution is legal in Cwcville, VA, with the Detail for that if the person requesting the service is a Virgin, then those individuals would be directed to the "pimp" and "madam" characters who would hook him/her up with a CLEAN Woman/Man, respectively. The pimp and madam would be held responsible for medical checks for their prostitutes before lending them to the person, and for the Virgins, their first-time fee is SET for Ten Dollars, period, for up to one whole hour. And beforehand, a short half-hour seminar on what to do for first-timers in positions, premature ejaculation preventions, full kissing and such bare introductory essentials. Knowledge is Power, after all.}}<br />
<br />
===Whatever===<br />
{{Email|From: grrrlpowaanow@aol.com<br />
This will be my last email.<br />
<br />
In response to me "letting myself go" in my messages to you, I have not. I am upset and hurt by the things you have said to me, yes, because you are saying disturbing, rude, hurtful, non-Christian things with no regard for anyone but yourself. However, I have never threatened you nor have I attacked you. I can't say the same for you: you typically have let anger get the best of you, and have threatened to kill Clyde Cash and that impostor (even drew a comic where you shot him with a gun!) many, many times. I've seen the videos and so has my Bible group. Jesus and the Bible taught us that wrath is a deadly sin, Chris, and I am saddened that They could not teach you the same as evidenced by you stomping around on camera like a spoiled toddler and threatening to break people dead. Shame on you.<br />
<br />
I would say, once again, that even though sex is a "natural" act, it is not an act that should be done before an audience. God intended sex to be between one man and one woman and no more, not two pornographic actors and an audience, nor is it meant to be done for reasons other that procreation.<br />
<br />
However, there is no point in discussing the Bible with you when it is clear that you have never read the whole Bible and will not listen to those who have when it criticizes how you live (remember what you said about criticism? well you're a naive hypocrite for not being able to swallow you own medicine, which is shocking, since I hear you're able to swallow much harsher, saltier stuff). In one video, you say Family Guy taught you about Leviticus. You're, what, 25 years old, and you had never read Leviticus until some sinful cartoon show that takes the Lord's name in vain taught you about it? It's hard to believe you're that naive and I pity you.<br />
<br />
I ask only that you do not pray for me. I do not wish to be dragged into Hell with you (and that's where you go for breaking God's law, the Holy Bible). You have lost a fan in me, you have lost fans in my church, but saddest of all, you have lost a fan in God and Jesus. I pray for you.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Whatever.}}<br />
<br />
''On 1 January 2010, Chris elaborated on this with the following:''<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I have read through your message, and really, I am stumped on a fair response to your ranting. All I see when I read your messages is a whiney little b****, who has YET to open her mind to the world's and life's True Delights of life. God and Jesus want us to live our lives happily and healthily with some love. And if you can not see that, or even TRULY Open Your Heart, then my neutral response to you is simply, '''Whatever'''.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris is an asshole===<br />
{{Email|From: Eddie Berganza <berganzadc@gmail.com><br />
Hello Chris-<br />
<br />
My name is Eddie Berganza, and I work in the American comic industry. Your comic "Sonichu" was recently brought to my attention by an intern at my company and I viewed your recent videos on Youtube pitching the concept to "business people." As someone with years of experience in dealing with copyrighted characters, I feel like I need to let you know of some problems I see with you trying to sell your Sonichu character.<br />
<br />
Sonichu's creation, in the comics you present, involves two characters who are owned by other companies: Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog are owned by Nintendo and Sega, respectively. Do you have the full written consent of Nintendo and Sega to use their characters? I understand you believe Sonichu himself is an original character, but the fact that a key part of his story infringes on other companies' copyrights makes it virtually IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to get in business with you. I suggest you change Sonichu's origin story to not involve characters you do not have the rights to. <br />
<br />
That you continue to refer to him as a Pokemon also presents a problem. Referencing Pokemon and using characters from that franchise in your own Sonichu franchise is an INFRINGEMENT ON NINTENDO'S POKEMON COPYRIGHT. As just a fan product, this is fine, but your efforts to sell Sonichu into other forms of media and make money off it puts you and anyone who would do business with you at legal risk. As I have come to understand Sonichu, I have to tell you that Sonichu can NEVER BE USED FOR PROFIT under current copyright law. You are pulling in too many characters and concepts from other franchises (Sonic the Hedgehog, Power Rangers, Transformers, Pokemon, to name just a few) to claim your series is fully original.<br />
<br />
I am sorry if this news disappoints you. I see a lot of young artists who are naive about copyright law make the same mistakes. Hopefully, you will learn from them and develop a new concept that you will be able to make money on some day. You have a lot of talent for a special needs child and I look forward to seeing the kind of art you produce when you grow up and become an adult. Good luck!}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Who do you think you are, PRETENDING TO BE someone in the Comic Industry to DRAG ME DOWN WITH YOUR BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. I am not buying your false identity.}}<br />
<br />
===In which Chris lies about how much he can run===<br />
{{Email|From: Kevin Thompson <bumperrabbit92@gmail.com><br />
Chris, I viewed your recent running video and a couple of thoughts sprang to mind.<br />
<br />
According to a map, you ran 579 metres. This took you four minutes. You stopped five times. This means to run the full five miles (roughly 8 kilometres) you claim to run each day would take you 60 minutes and include 80 rest breaks. That is a very poor effort indeed.<br />
<br />
Have you been lying to us, and if I were to propose and draw you out a five mile course would you run, and film, the entire event to prove to us your running ability?<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Dr. Kevin Thompson}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Run, Yes. Film, No, because it was difficult enough before, and my battery life in my camera is VERY FICKLE.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris on wackin' it===<br />
{{Email|From: odnar@luukku.com<br />
I think you're a great drawer and writer, but there are things that bug me still.<br />
<br />
While it's true that gayness is condemned in the Bible, so are using condom and masturbating, which you all support. You can't be a good Christian if you accept those.<br />
<br />
Also, I think there are way too many similarities with Sonichus and Sonic the Hedgehog. Doesn't that violate any copyright laws?<br />
<br />
Also, I find it insulting that there are no members of minorities as important characters. You should fix this.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I support condom usage, but I never said I supported masturbation; I do that to RELIEVE THE STRESS once in a while from my crappy lonliness. NO, IT DOES NOT VIOLATE ANY LAWS; IT IS CALLED A PARODY, D.A. The Pok'emon are considered a minority, but I give them Equal Rights.}}<br />
<br />
===THAT HOLE===<br />
{{Email|From: Super Woyzeck <superwoyzeck@hotmail.co.uk><br />
Dear Christain<br />
<br />
I have some issues I would like clarification upon:<br />
<br />
1. This may seem like an odd question, but how in Sonichu canon do you expect Sonichu and Rosechu to die? Feel free to not answer the question if it is relevent to a future plot point, but if not, it would be interesting to know what the life expectancy of the Sonichus is.<br />
<br />
2. Do Rosechus go through the menopause?<br />
<br />
3. Are Sonichus and Rosechus different species? If not, what is the collective term for the species?<br />
<br />
4. Do Sonichus and Rosechus base physical attraction on colour? There appears to be little or no physical difference between Sonichus other than their colour which is confusing enough, but they all have identical beliefs and similar personalities. Are all Sonichus and Rosechus sexually attracted to one another? If not, how do they pair up?<br />
<br />
5. What do Sonichus eat? Do they hunt animals or do they eat grass?<br />
<br />
6. Do all Sonichus have the same "job" - protecting CWCville - or are some of them in other industries? I imagine one Sonichu could probably power the whole of CWCville constantly. Is it possible for Sonichus to "tap into" their powers to use their natural electicity as a source of cheap power?<br />
<br />
7. If Sonichus create electricity, does that mean that they have to eat more frequently than Sonic? Do they give off heat or any other natural by-product of power production? How eco-friendly is a Sonichu?<br />
<br />
8. When a Sonichu's penis is flaccid and retracted into their abdomen, are they identical to Rosechus? Surely all they must have visible on the outside is a little slit. Do Sonichus ever mistake each other for Rosechus?<br />
<br />
By the way, I liked the ending of Sonichu 9. It was very moving.<br />
From<br />
Woyzeck (a big f***ing fan).}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) No Comment. 2) No, they do not go through Menopause. 3) That is like asking the same question about the Pok'emon, Tauros and Miltank; Pok'emon are Pok'emon. 4) Sonichus and Rosechu are sexually attracted to each other; The Male Sonichus with the Female Rosechus. 5) They eat mostly fruits and vegetation, with some meat as well. 6) They have other jobs respectively, those are yet to be determined at this time; keep reading. 7) No, they do not have to eat more. Yes they give off some heat. As eco-friendly as a Pikachu or Raichu. 8) No; the Rosechus have their Vaginal Opening on the underneath, like a human female; Sonichus DO NOT HAVE THAT HOLE.}}<br />
<br />
===Whatever II: The coming storm===<br />
{{Email|From: rschneider@socialworker.net<br />
Hello Chris<br />
<br />
My name is Robert Schneider and I'm a social worker.<br />
<br />
I am writing to you to express my deep concern as regards to your family's well-being and more importantly the living conditions you live in. Having seen the tour of your house on youtube and knowing of your parents age I have to ask why have you not cleaned the property?<br />
<br />
As a 28 year old seemingly healthy individual, the responsibility to clean up that household really does rest on your shoulders as most social care professionals would deem your mother and father incapable of doing it themselves due to their age and health.<br />
<br />
As a friendly piece of advice Christian, I would clean that place out quickly or your parents could well face being put in a care home for the sake of their own good health. Not only this but given your Autism you could well be force to live in an environment more suited to your needs, depending on reassessment.<br />
<br />
Please get back to me as this is a serious matter.<br />
<br />
Rob.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Whatever.}}<br />
<br />
''On 1 January 2010, Chris elaborated on this response with the following:''<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|Children are going to Channel Surf and ACCIDENTALLY land on adult content, EVEN as far as to CRACK THE Parental Lock Code on the Cable/Satellite Box and turn on Cinemax Late Night at worst. Sonichu and Rosechu, as Responsible Parents, are making sure of preventing such times by lightly introducing such topics with lighter shows like Family Guy so the children will know better.}}<br />
<br />
===Whatever III: The glorious burden===<br />
{{Email|From: Anthony R <anthony197930@hotmail.com><br />
Hello Chris,<br />
<br />
I've been a Sonichu fan for a very long time, and I was greatly moved by your recent appeal for donations. I too do not like the content of the ads, and I was so moved, that I went ahead and sent a 1000 euro donation in order to take control of the ads. However, just as I was about to start commissioning for the new CWC-friendly ads, I saw your latest video. <br />
<br />
Chris, let me be blunt when I say that while I despise the current ads, I despise animal abuse even more. That poor cat was showing several signs of abuse, and how you couldn't understand that you were holding the cat in a manner that was inducing pain to it is beyond me. I contacted the WikiSysop inquiring about a refund for my donation, and I just saw that the money has been restored into my account.<br />
<br />
I may be persuaded to re-send the money if you make amends for your behavior. This could be done in the form of a video in which you beg for forgiveness from your cat. I also suggest that you never, ever hold your cat in such a fashion ever again. If you do these things, I might consider sending the money again. The ball is now in your court Chris.<br />
<br />
Until next time, I bid you adieu.<br />
<br />
-Anthony R.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Whatever.}}<br />
<br />
''On 1 January 2010, Chris elaborated upon this response with:''<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|My cats love me; I do not hurt them; I treat them well with TLC and Respect; you are ignorant.}}<br />
<br />
===Simonla must die===<br />
{{Email|From: Evang7 <evang7@gmail.com><br />
Dear Christopher Christian Weston Chandler,<br />
<br />
"Plus, Evang-y and I have come into an agreement on that in previous<br />
discussions."<br />
<br />
No we didn't. You blocked my e-mail address and didn't reply to anything I said.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Excuse Me.}}<br />
<br />
===Copypasta===<br />
{{Email|From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com><br />
Chris, we can't look up the records. Some of us don't live in Virginia and I don't think it works that way to begin with.<br />
<br />
And while the fans know that you are true and honest, they are vastly outnumbered by people who don't know anything about you and the trolls are more than willing to taint their opinions.<br />
<br />
They won't take your word for it because the trolls have them convinced that you are lying.<br />
<br />
Imagine that you have been told that someone is a liar. They then say they are not a liar. You can't take his word as proof of his supposed honesty because everyone else told you he was a chronic liar. Now, if he shows you undeniable physical proof that he's being honest, then the true liars(trolls) are exposed.<br />
<br />
You need to do this soon, people are quitting after that incident in New York.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|In response, I suggest you watch the animated classic, "The Bear That Wasn't".}}<br />
''[[Wikipedia:The Bear That Wasn't|The Bear That Wasn't]] is a [[Wikipedia:Chuck Jones|Chuck Jones]] short from 1967. Chris apparently thinks it serves as a metaphor for his current situation. It can be watched [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq0a5JTSGvU here].''<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===Chris sure hates homos===<br />
{{Email|From: Demetrius Delicioso <malebuttfinder@live.com><br />
Dear Mr. Chandler,<br />
I am so pleased to see the success and views your CWCipedia gets regularly. I am also so proud to see that you have accepted advertising for Gay Rights. That's why I want you to be an advertising Partner of mine! I would like you to be another kind of Partner as well! ;)<br />
<br />
I would like to propose that you sign a contract with my new gay dating agency based in Charlottesville. MaleButtFinder would love to pay you $1000 each month for ads on the CWCipedia!<br />
<br />
Thanks,<br />
Demetrius Delicioso}}<br />
{{EmailReply|'''NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO... NO!!!!!!!!!''' I do not condone with your kind of "dating service". '''Straighten Out All Homosexual Males!!!''' --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 23:30, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===The KKK took my baby away===<br />
{{Email|From: Herr Feldgrau <reichsmarschallfeldgrau@gmail.com><br />
Heil my white brother!<br />
<br />
I was reading your comics and I find them to be a good representative<br />
of white nationalist values. The overwhelming presence of whites in<br />
your stories led me to believe that you would be sympathetic to our<br />
cause. I was thinking that Sonichu stories would be a great way to<br />
teach our beliefs to children. Would you be willing to give me<br />
permission to use Sonichu in such an educational manner? I promise<br />
full credit to you will be given on any work I may produce.<br />
<br />
Blut und Ehre,<br />
Herr Feldgrau}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I do not support you K.K.K. Types Either.}}<br />
<br />
==Let me get back to you on that==<br />
===Whatever IV: The final battle===<br />
''For some reason, Chris moved this letter back to the LMGBTYOT page and then answered it. Chris is a wacky guy.''<br />
{{Email|From: Crystal Chondlar <crystalchondlar@gmail.com><br />
This has to stop, Chris. You're calling people with Aspergers retarded when it is a much higher functioning mental handicap than you have. You're telling people to get a job when you sit around and do absolutely nothing every day. You're telling people to take criticism like a man when you make that fucking annoying stress sigh and ignore any you get. LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU ARE DOING?<br />
<br />
Putting me in the rejected section (again) will prove what a spineless fuckup you are, I look forward to seeing this there.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Whatever.}}<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_28&diff=192360Mailbag 282015-12-08T21:12:18Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 28''' was uploaded by [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop the 30 [[December 2009]] and it was answered by [[Chris]] the same day.<br />
<br />
The most interesting letter in this mailbag consisted wholly of Chris railing against [[Asperchu]]. In his response, Chris called Alec Benson Leary's incredible masterpiece a "[[parody]]" as though it's a horrible insult. This seems [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] considering his constant defending of [[Sonichu]] as a parody. <br />
<br />
The only other notable response in this mailbag consisted of Chris's amazing [[Homos|homophobia]] being being mixed with his equally amazing [[Niggos|racism]]. None of his other responses were longer than a single line of text, which makes his [[Mailbag 27#Is Chris Hitting on Bailey Jay?|astoundingly long response to the trap in the prior mailbag]] even ''more'' interesting.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Chris the waterboy===<br />
{{Email|From: toponehun@aol.com<br />
Hey, I read somewhere that you were on your high school basketball team. What position did you play? I played guard and my younger brother was a water boy or "manager" as they called it. Yeah, that loser managed our dirty jock straps haha. Do you have any good basketball stories for you fans?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I was Manager of the Varsity Basketball Team.}}<br />
<br />
===No comment===<br />
{{Email|From: George King <anchornow53@yahoo.com><br />
Why exactly did you stop volunteering at the [[Pokemon]] League?}}<br />
<br />
===And again===<br />
{{Email|From: Scott Peters <awareofmytongue@yahoo.com><br />
In one video, you say you regularly watch porn. In another video, you quote Matthew 5:27-30. Do you realize that Matthew 5:28 specifically states that pornography is a sin? "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart." So do you follow the Bible and not watch pornography like a good Christian, or you the bad kind of Christian and views pornography and will be going to Hell for it?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|No Comment.}}<br />
<br />
===Technically, yes...===<br />
{{Email|From: kaybear@mail.com<br />
You're almost 28. Why do you think you are still a [[virgin]] at your age?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Because I still have not ever had sexual intercourse.}}<br />
<br />
===Very thorough===<br />
{{Email|From: looneysgovernments@post.com<br />
Why did you like/respect George W. Bush?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|He made some good decisions.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris thinks of dudes kissing===<br />
{{Email|From: Andrew Newberry <newbunkle@hotmail.co.uk><br />
<br />
Hi Chris, love the [[comic]]s.<br />
<br />
I'm in an interracial relationship, and it hurts when people tell me I shouldn't marry the woman I love. I once heard a racist say that it would be ok to ban interracial marriage because it doesn't discriminate - anyone can get married, as long as its to a person of the same race.<br />
<br />
Naturally I disagree with him and his sick, twisted thoughts. I know you would agree with me because you are part [[Cherokee]], isn't that right? So, it puzzles me that you would wish the same thing on other people just because of their natural-born god-given orientation.<br />
<br />
Why do you hate America? I always thought you were patriotic, but you don't support equal rights for everyone. :(<br />
<br />
One other thing. You've previously mentioned that you push homoerotic thoughts out of your head. Do you realise that straight people don't need to? They don't have those thoughts in the first place. Why do you think you have them?<br />
<br />
Thanks<br />
<br />
- Newbunkle}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have no disagreements with Interracial Relationships for other people (not myself). I Love America, and I support equal rights for everyone; on the note, I just Do Not Care for Homosexual Males. Because of the Trolls forcing the "Gay" Label onto me in their God Damned Mislabeling; They try to push me their way, and with that Forces random pictures of...UGH! their deeds and such to pop up.}}<br />
<br />
===He's also going bald===<br />
{{Email|From: Latrine Watson <latrinewatson@yahoo.com><br />
Hello Chris, long time fan of [[Sonichu]]. And you, you big sexy man. Unfortunately I find myself losing attraction to you and it's terrible. I love a man with a thick full head of hair but your forehead is getting bigger and bigger every day :( Your hairline is waaaay closer to the top of your head than the average 27 year old male's! Whatever you're doing to make your hair fall out please stop! Are you a smoker? All those filthy toxins cling to your hair and destroy your folicles. How is your diet? Do you drink a lot of soda? High fructose corn syrup is very fattening, and while I kind of find your chubby body type adorable, it is also known for stunting hair growth :( Also please stop using [[Axe]]. The people at Axe only care about scent. This means they have to skimp on quality elsewhere. Axe uses harsh soaps which destroy skin and hair cells! This is why some companies make unscented and dye-free soaps - you can't have everything. Please Chris, for your female fans, stop losing your hair! Oh yeah, smoking, soft drinks, and harsh soaps can also give you horrible acne. You have pretty bad acne too :( Please Chris, change your diet/smoking habits/cleaning products before you end up looking like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons!<br />
<br />
<3 <3 <3<br />
Latrine Watson}}<br />
{{EmailReply|[[Tobacky|I HAVE NEVER SMOKED]], nor do I hang out with any smokers. I have plenty of [[hair]] to spare.}}<br />
<br />
===He probably doesn't know what arsenic is===<br />
{{Email|From: Tubular Monkey <tubularmonkey@gmail.com><br />
Dear Christian,<br />
<br />
If a Sonichu dies, do they perform an autopsy? I'm curious about whether the [[Sonichus]] are treated like human beings after death. I know their bodies are different from ours. I guess what I'm asking is, would arsenic show up in the toxicology work after the Sonichu autopsy? Would the arsenic just get metabolized and become untraceable? If the arsenic IS metabolized, how long does that process take? There's just so much about Sonichu physiology that I don't know!<br />
<br />
Sorry for all of the questions. I just have one more. What is Sonichu's favorite drink?<br />
<br />
Thanks!<br />
<br />
Your devoted fan,<br />
TM}}<br />
{{EmailReply|No Autopsy would be performed; there is NO Arsenic in my Electric-Hedgehogs Whatsoever. He likes sweet tea.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris is okay with shemale cock===<br />
{{Email|From "[[wikipedia: Bailey-Jay Granger|Bailey Jay]]" <baileyjay@gmail.com><br />
<br />
Oops uh..... I think I might have sent you the [[Mailbag_27#Is_Chris_hitting_on_Bailey_Jay.3F|wrong link]] on one of those pics...<br />
<br />
I hope I didn't bother you.... I just wanted to show you my best modelling pictures..<br />
<br />
xox}}<br />
{{EmailReply|It's okay.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris is wholly unfazed by the loss of a TRUE and HONEST fan===<br />
{{Email|From: Richard Firth <richard@firthy.com><br />
Dear Mr Chandler, <br />
<br />
I have been a fan of yourself and Sonichu for many years now, but after seeing the recent comic pages where you shot the imposter in the legs and the latest videos on [[YouTube]] to [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], I don't think I can support a man with such angry and violent thoughts.<br><br />
Nor would I want my children to be exposed to that kind of behaviour. <br />
<br />
I wish you well in the future, but I can no longer be a fan of Sonichu. <br />
<br />
-- Yours, <br />
<br />
Mr Richard Firth}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am sorry to hear that.}}<br />
<br />
===Hey kids, it's Asperchu!===<br />
[[File:AsperchuParodyParty.jpg|thumb|Masterful satire.]]<br />
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com><br />
Chrisitan, I wish to start by saying once again how much I respect you as an Artist and an Inspiration for my Creations, but your recent comment about my ASPERCHU really Grinds My Gears! I am disfortuned that you think my Aspergers is not True and Honest, which is what you suggest by suggesting that I know nothing about the [[Autism]]. I do have the Aspergers Papers; from work with my licensed psychotherapist who has years of working with children with developmental disorders (she is no pastoral councilor it is true, but she does the best she can) I have learned much about the Autism Spectrum.<br />
<br />
Secondly, you remarked that ASPERCHU is a parody of your Sonichu, and of poor quality at that. Ignoring for the moment the rather rudeness of your statement that it is poor in quality (Some of us cannot afford Crayola Markers and many [[LittleBigPlanet]] downloads to use as tools for our creations Christian, some of us only have received enough christmas tugboat to buy Adobe CS4 and a Wacom Tablet to work with), I must let you know ONCE AGAIN that ASPERCHU is most certainly NOT a [[parody|parodic]] work. In fact, ASPERCHU is a True and Honest creation from my Sound Mind and Heart with strengths given from my many joy-boys, [[gal-pal]]s and my dearest sweetheart who all support me. However, I will extend the branch of olive and presume that it is possible you have simply confused it because you are not sure what a True Parody is (unlikely, but possible nonetheless). For the purpose of Extending your knowledge, I have included a new drawing which is a DELIBERATE and INTENTUAL parody, so as to set it apart from my ASPERCHU comics, which are Not parodies.<br />
<br />
Please retract your statement, as it was very hurtful and rather petty of you. A great artist such as yourself has so many Fans that you surely must not feel threatened by the creations of an Up and Coming Aspiring artist such as me, who is also amassing a large following. There is room for more than One of us, Christian. Accept that another can enter your realm as a True and Mighty creator without having to lose your own stations.<br />
<br />
With Honest Regards,<br />
<br />
Alec Benson Leary}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I will not disagree with you on that there can be more than one creator or fan artists. I said what I said, because of how I feel about Aspergers supposed being similar to Autism, which although I have accepted that, I still disagree heavily on it being even ASSOCIATED with Autism as a type. Aspergers is NOT a Type Of Autism Whatsoever. Plus, I have NO CARE for you making your Asperchu a blatant homosexual male with such drawings of such dictation, and I accept no relation between it and my works and characters, and with that I stand behind my statement of and labeling of Asperchu as a Parody.<br />
<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:56, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Chris should try that to cure his homosexuality===<br />
{{Email|From: manlyman@yahoo.com<br />
Dear Chris, I am a big fan of yours. Today something very strange happened to me, and you are the only one I trust to help me. This morning, when I woke up, I was gay! I don't know what to do. All of the sudden I am no longer STAYING STRAIGHT. I tried to reprogram my brain with hypnosis and bought a [[Sailor Moon]] poster, but nothing is helping! What do I do?!}}<br />
{{EmailReply|You do NOT just wake up being a homo. But, in your desperate time, I suggest hiring a clean, female prostitute and have sex with her.}}<br />
<br />
==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===IRL trolling===<br />
{{Email|From: Shane Smith <donfelder1887@gmail.com><br />
Chris, how come you claim that I don't know you if you don't even know [[Megan]]? Tell me everything about her that we have not known about her. I know you - I know how that in [[1994]], you [[Christopher's name change|changed your name]] because some animatronic bear mispronounced it in [[1993]]. [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|It's in the newspaper.]] They also say you have the social intellect of a kid. Try telling me the opposite. I just know that you will [[lie]]. Come on. Lie to me. Curse to me. Curse me like you did [[Michael Snyder|Mike]], [[Mimms]], [[Mary]], and [[Bagget|Baggett]]. I happen to know a few of those people - they laugh at you. Why? You failed, Chris. You blew it.<br />
<br />
Now, go watch something more important, like Easy Rider.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris in denial===<br />
{{Email|From: Seth Sethson <totallyfine2@gmail.com><br />
"I am Straight, regardless of how much the [[Trolls]] may try to defile and slander my image."<br />
<br />
That doesn't matter one bit, Chris. What you are is defined by what everyone else thinks of you, and the trolls are currently highly successful in their campaign to prove to the world that you are gay, so at the moment, you are gay to the world.<br />
<br />
You can keep saying "I'm not gay, I'm not gay" over and over, but the trolls gain more followers every day.<br />
<br />
Also, you lied when you said you haven't consumed your own [[semen]] in over a year. A video of you doing so got put online back in April. That is where the trolls have the stills they put up in New York.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|In response, I suggest you watch the animated classic "The Bear That Wasn't" <br/>}}<br />
''[[Wikipedia:The Bear That Wasn't|The Bear That Wasn't]] is a [[Wikipedia:Chuck Jones|Chuck Jones]] short from 1967. Chris apparently thinks it serves as a metaphor for his current situation. It can be watched [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq0a5JTSGvU here].''<br />
<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Asperheshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_27&diff=192358Mailbag 272015-12-08T20:10:05Z<p>Asperhes: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Mailbag 27''' was uploaded by [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 30 [[December 2009]] and it was answered by [[Chris]] on the same day.<br />
<br />
Perhaps the most striking element of this mailbag was Chris's shockingly in-depth response to "Bailey Jay," a male-to-female trap. The effort he put into his response went way beyond that shown in any of his responses to his True and Honest [[fans]], leaving many [[trolls]] to speculate if Chris was actually attracted to her.<br />
<br />
The rest of the responses were mostly just Chris being the nutcase we've come to expect. He gave some awful advice on things he has no experience with, such as [[love]], parenting, and moving out. He also took a few moments to babble ignorant nonsense about genetics and [[Homos|gay people]]. In one letter, he claimed that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] were gay, but it was unclear whether he actually believed this or if it was just an attempt to "slander" them. Chris seemed to lose his grasp on the [[Chris and English|English language]], as many of the responses made no sense whatsoever. Chris also got a message from Jack Harkness from ''Torchwood''.<br />
<br />
This mailbag is also one of the few where Chris did not [[Rejected Mailbag|reject]] any letters.<br />
<br />
==Answered==<br />
===Love and loss===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Ted Kennedy|Edward Kennedy]] <itsamekennedy@aol.com><br />
<br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
I was dating this really sweet girl named [[Wikipedia:Mary Jo Kopechne|Mary Jo]] for about a month and [[God]] appeared to me in a dream on several non-consecutive occasions and told me that we were destined to be together and that we were soul mates. Well, a couple weeks ago there was a car accident where she drove off a bridge and drowned in the river below. I feel terrible enough already, but with God appearing to me in dreams all those times it really shakes my faith. Is God toying with me, or what?<br />
<br />
I hope you can help me make sense of this!<br />
<br />
Edward}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Probably, or you may have misinterpreted your dreams; Mary Jo is gone (I feel for you), but [[Chris and death|you should move on]] and try to find another woman who will treat you about as good, or possibly better than, her. Suck it up, and move on like a Man would. I tell you as a Man who had to do the [[PandaHalo|same thing]] a [[Ivy|few times]] in the past too. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===We're lucky Chris will never have children because he would be a terrible father===<br />
{{Email|From: hurdygurdy@doglover.com<br />
Recently you told me that "it is for the children's benefit" that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] watch [[Family Guy]] with the kids. How is it for the children's benefit that confusing adult concepts such as pedophilia have been explained to them? As they are under 5, how can they possibly understand?<br />
<br />
Why can't you just let them be children and watch the programming designed for them? I know Family Guy is your favourite show but that doesn't mean everyone should watch it. Seeing as most of the humour is based on parodies of pop culture they have missed I doubt they would even get any of the jokes.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Children are most likely to channel-surf and turn on an adult program at any time; it is up to the parents to prevent those misunderstandings with caring discussions and supervision.}}<br />
<br />
===A family history of failure===<br />
{{Email|From: Seka Akatuka <akatsukaseka@live.com><br />
Hi Chris!<br />
<br />
My interest is in genealogy, and I was very interested to hear that you were descended from [[Anne Boleyn]]. I've personally traced my own ancestry back to a family of 15th century innkeepers in Kyoto who served fancy tea and were charming.<br />
<br />
My research over the past months and days has shown the following:<br />
<br />
Anne Boleyn only had one daughter, Queen Elizabeth I, who was called "the Virgin Queen." Needless to say, she did not have any children you could have descended from.<br />
<br />
Also, your ancestor Daniel Weston was not listed on any passenger lists for the Mayflower. Your parents were probably sadly mistaken about this.<br />
<br />
I did find this interesting bit about your great-grandfather:<br />
<br />
"10. Robert Pettis WYNN was born on 17 Nov 1877 in Mecklenburg County, Virginia. (1) He died in Jan 1952 in South Hill, VA. Family members say Robert P. Wynn was an only Child. Nellie Coleman describes Robert Pettis WYNN as a scoundral. According to her, he drank heavily and had girlfriend (Lonnie Harris) during the time he was married. Family stories say he failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children. And there are others who say he was a "moonshiner.""<br />
<br />
Source: [http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141]<br />
<br />
His daughter, Carrie Edna Wynn, was your grandmother, who gave birth to your mother.<br />
<br />
Isn't genealogy fascinating?<br />
<br />
- Seka}}<br />
{{EmailReply|It was no mistake; Daniel Weston is my ancestor, and I am well aware that he was NOT a passenger on the Mayflower; he made his voyage later on. And I will hand it to you, you have successfully identified my grandmother (mother's mother), I applaud you for that. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}<br />
<br />
===Chris is a breast man===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Vivian|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com><br />
Okay dog, picture this. You're stuck on an island with a mermaid girl.<br />
<br />
You have a choice: Girl top half (breasts with bottom fish) or girl bottom half (vagina with top fish).<br />
<br />
You can only pick one or the other.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Girl top half.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris dispenses more advice he'll never follow===<br />
{{Email|From: hentairoolz@gmail.com<br />
Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
I am a high functioning [[autistic]] who still lives with his parents, and I have failed to get a job in the last few years after graduating from community college (I am completely unable to make it past the interview stage). I have caught my parents discussing putting me in a group home, which is something I do not want at all. Have your parents ever discussed putting you in a home, and do you have any suggestions for how I should deal with this state of affairs?<br />
<br />
Thanks,<br />
<br />
Kermit Jacobs}}<br />
{{EmailReply|My parents care about me too much, and they have never discussed such a topic, I assure you confidently. You are an Adult; you SHOULD move out, get a job and find a place to live; rent an apartment or house room or something good like that.}}<br />
<br />
===More fun with theology===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:John Calvin|John Calvin]] <johncalvin@jesusisok.ch><br />
Chris,<br />
<br />
I noticed you had a problem being tempted by seeing gay things, so I looked in my Bible and found this:<br />
<br />
"If your right eye makes you stumble, tear it out and throw it from you; for it is better for you to lose one of the parts of your body, than for your whole body to be thrown into hell." -- Matthew 5:29<br />
<br />
It's from the Christian part of the Bible, not the Jew part. This sounds like a pretty good solution. I mean, if seeing gay stuff bothers you so much you can just poke out your eyes and you won't have to look at them anymore! This is a much better solution than creating some kind of antidote for homosexuality, which would never work in real life.<br />
<br />
Think about it!<br />
<br />
Yours in the Lord,<br />
<br />
John Calvin}}<br />
{{EmailReply|My church has previously acknowledged that verse, and they are against it.}}<br />
<br />
===The report card saga continues===<br />
{{Email|From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com><br />
"I am not ignoring it; I am doing what I can against the Trolls."<br />
<br />
Exactly what is "what you can"?<br />
<br />
Simply going onto [[Twitter]] and claiming "I AM TRUE AND HONEST" isn't going to work. Remember, the trolls have convinced a large number of people that greatly outnumbers your fanbase that you are a pathological liar/gay/unpatriotic douchebag. They will not accept your word(even if you think it is true and honest), you need to provide proof.<br />
<br />
Do you know why so many people are convinced that you're an idiot lying about [[honor roll]]? Many reasons, but one of the main ones is that you can't control [[CWCipedia|your own website]]. Trolls are everywhere, in the Twitter Feed, in the Mailbag, and they've even taken over 99% of the ads.<br />
<br />
Let me put it into a comic-related comparison. Let's say that this website is the [[CWCville]] Mall. You only control the actual Mayoral Offices, while the trolls run all the stores and make up the majority of the patrons while constantly ignoring any decree you set forth and overpowering any crackdown you attempt.<br />
<br />
If you post your report cards, it will hurt the trolls. Don't you want them to hurt, Chris? I mean, you do keep telling them to die and all. It'll make it look like you're actually doing something useful. If this gets out of hand they'll probably plant ads that spread viruses at some point in the future and you will be liable for all damages.<br />
<br />
Only you can stop this.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have told those trolls that they are the scum of the earth, and that they give their kind of people, specifically Clyde and Jack giving their Homosexual Male kind a worse name, in videos on YouTube and such. Plus I am very aware of their hackery and trickery, and I do my best to counter them appropriately.}}<br />
<br />
===Vaccines don't work that way===<br />
{{Email|From: Qebafhzn <qebafhzn@gmail.com><br />
Chris, I'll try to be as gentle as I can be with this:<br />
Why do you believe that Homosexuality can be cured with a simple vaccine? As far as I know, vaccines do not work that way, and homosexuality is not a simple Mendelian gene, but rather a complex mental way of sexuality.<br><br />
I just want to know your input on this.<br />
<br />
-Take care, Qebafhzn}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I believe a vaccine is most capable to change their mental status; my prescription has Definitely lowered my stress levels. I should know, I recently went ONE MONTH without it, and the stress LITERALLY ALMOST KILLED ME; it HURT WORSE in comparison to being on it; I went back on it, and I still take it with appreciation for it's good work on keeping me more capable on emotionally coping with stress.}}<br />
<br />
===A repeat===<br />
{{Email|From: Jennifer Hartworth <jayharttart@yahoo.com><br />
Why haven't you just bought a prostitute yet?<br />
<br />
~ Jenny}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have just answered that same question in the last mailbag; the next-to-last letter.}}<br />
<br />
===Lesbians are okay, but NEVER gays===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia: Jack Harkness|Jonathon Harkness]] <j.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk><br />
Hi Chris, <br />
<br />
I love reading your questions, I feel like I've learned a lot about the author of my favorite comic. But I'm confused by some of your answers! <br />
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1. You said that as a [[Methodist]], you can't condemn the homos, and you are ok with them as long as they don't bother you. But in replies after that you keep talking about reprogramming camps and cures for gayness. Don't you think that's contradictory? <br />
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2. You said you don't care what the homos do behind closed doors. Does that mean you would be mad if two men kissed in public? Would you be mad if a man kissed a woman in public? If not, why is it different? <br />
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3. I'm a STRAIGHT man, but I like looking at lesbians. Is this a sin? <br />
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4. How do you feel about gay people in the military? Do you think they can be as good of soldiers as straight people? <br />
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5. Have you ever considered having Sonichu join the Marines? He's so strong, he could probably teach the Marines something about fighting! HOO-RAH! <br />
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Keep being a hero for straight people everywhere, Chris! Zap to the extreme! <br />
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Cpt. Jack Harkness, USMC}}<br />
{{EmailReply|1) Well I do have homosexual males who bother me; two of which being Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddius, and those two are not doing their kind any favors; on the contrary, they are WORSENING the gays' bad name in my point of view. 2) Yes, I would be most offened; I would not be mad, in fact it is a welcoming view to see man kissing woman; Two Dudes Kissing is JUST GROSS AND WRONG, and Man and Woman kissing is Just Natural and Right. 3) No, it is okay. 4) As individual males, they have equivalent capabilities if they can prove it on the field of battle. 5) Sonichu would never join the Army or Marines. My mother would never marry someone who was in the military, because she would miss him too much, and she does not want that. Likewise, Rosechu would never want Sonichu to join the Military, and if drafted, I can personally have him undrafted, or Rosechu would beat the crap out of the officers until they release him.}}<br />
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===Balljizm===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Randal Graves|Randal Graves]] <randalg37d@yahoo.com><br />
Hey Chris,<br />
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As a longtime fan of your comic, I have to say I'm a bit put off by how you're belittling people with [[Asperger's Syndrome]]. As I understand it from your mailbag and your manifesto about the subject (and correct me if I'm wrong) pretty much the *only* reason you say autism is nothing like Asperger's is because you can make fun of the name. And in a recent mailbag to prove a point, you made fun of the name of a fan who wrote in trying to understand you better.<br />
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Well, just so you know, plenty of people refer to autism as "bawwwtism," making fun of how those afflicted tend to cry more often. And I've even heard it referred to as "balljizm," something gay men crave.<br />
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I say this not to insult, but to make a point. It's just as easy to make fun of people with autism and the name of the condition as it is to make fun of people with Asperger's. Just because the name can be made fun of, doesn't mean it's not a legitimate affliction. Next time you're quick to judge, keep that in your thoughts.<br />
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Regards,<br><br />
Randal}}<br />
{{EmailReply|On the contrary, the MAIN REASON I say Autism is NOTHING like Aspergers is because the Aspergers is TRYING to take the LimeLight AWAY from us TRUE Autistic People, who we have had to endure the trials and efforts to cure Our Own Ailment, or at least give Autisim the Best Good Name it can be. I will not stand by and let Aspergers take our efforts and trials and make them seem worthless in the Public Eyes.<br />
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It has NOTHING TO DO with name references, and I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR Insulting My People like you did. >:( --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}<br />
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===Chris finally understands asexuality, but not genetics===<br />
{{Email|From: Alex May <alex.may@gmail.com><br />
In your comic you created a vaccine against homosexuality using your blood. Vaccines work by making people immune to a disease by injecting them with a weakened version of the disease. If a vaccine against homosexuality was made using your blood, that would mean you have the "disease" of homosexuality, which the scientists extracted from your blood. Was this a subtle hint to let particularly studious readers know of your true nature, or simply ignorance on your part? Please get back to me!<br />
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Peace, and stay safe}}<br />
{{EmailReply|You Are Seriously Mistaken, and Your Theory IS PROVEN FALSE. To truly KILL the Gay Gene, the weakened Gene had to be made, but THEN the gene would need to be Replaced; otherwise, the injected person would become Asexual. The Straight Gene is put in the Vaccine to Replace the Gay Gene AFTER elimination to PREVENT Asexuality. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}<br />
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===Reunion anxiety===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:David Vanian|David Vanian]] <blackemperor918@hotmail.com><br />
Hey Chris,<br />
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First, I want to say that I really enjoy your comic and I wish you the best with it.<br />
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My first high school reunion is coming up in 2010 and I am a bit nervous. I am wondering, did you go to your five-year reunion? Also, are you planning to go to your ten-year high school reunion this coming summer?<br />
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So, what would you recommend that I do to be relaxed when seeing people that I haven't seen in years? I am especially eager for your advice on how to approach attractive female former classmates. I too am looking for a boyfriend free girl and I wouldn't want to make them feel uncomfortable.<br />
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Best,<br><br />
Dave}}<br />
{{EmailReply|There's a Five-Year Reunion? No, As I have learned from my Seinor Prom, they Projected, and I Quote, "See you at the Reunion in Ten Years." So, I have not missed the beat, and I am looking forward to my Reunion in 2010, Next Year. Just remain calm, and be yourself, granted there may be a difference in the number of years, but Be Yourself just the same.}}<br />
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===Basic writing skills===<br />
{{Email|From: Carmine Smith <carminesmith22@ymail.com><br />
Hello, Mr. Chandler, my name is Charlene. I've been reading your Sonichu comic, and I must ask, how come there is no interpersonal conflict between the protagonists? They all get together and date one another with any issues. There never seem to be any arguments amongst the couples, depsite the fact that arguing is a major part of having a relationship. Why did Sonichu and Rosechu decide to date so quickly? She never bothered to ask Sonichu about his personality or attributes nor did he ask her, they hooked up simply because they were the same species.Why can't the relationships in Sonichu be more realistic? Perhaps an argument, a romantic affair, a breakup, or even a divorce to make the comic more applicable to real life. Please take my ideas into perspective.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Charlene Devereaux}}<br />
{{EmailReply|They have had their arguments, but they always come to an agreement, or they remember what attracted them to each other in the first place, so It Is All Good in each Relationship.}}<br />
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===Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?===<br />
{{Email|From "[[Wikipedia:Bailey-Jay Granger|Bailey Jay]]" <baileyjay@gmail.com><br />
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Hey Chris.... :(<br />
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You really hurt my feelings with your [[Mailbag 25#It's a trap!|reply]]. I know, it's kind of shocking at first, but you have to understand where I'm coming from. All my life I've felt like I should have been a girl, and that I've been trapped inside a boy's body; I don't want any part of myself to be masculine in any way. In a sense, I have always been a woman mentally and emotionally my entire life, and I have had the courage to show this in my outward appearance as well. There are a lot of transgendered people out there who have died or have been caused great emotional or physical harm just because of how they feel inside...<br />
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I'm not gay; I'm straight, as I am a woman who has feelings for other straight men. I hope that doesn't make you think that I am disgusting or vile, because it's just who I am. <br />
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Anyways, I shared those pictures with you because I like you, Chris, and I think you're a very handsome and kind person. I thought maybe you wouldn't be intimidated like all the other boys who are afraid to approach me, because you know what it's like to be e-famous.<br />
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If you want, here's a couple more pictures that I took on recent photoshoots. Don't worry, this time I made sure they're safe-for-work. <br />
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Thank you for understanding,<br />
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your fan<br />
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Bailey Jay ~x0x00x0x00x0x00x0x00xx~}}<br />
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{{EmailReply|I apologize for my recent response, and I can relate to how you feel. Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I was born female instead, because of some of my emotional, caring, self-conscious thoughts I had in my lifetime. Then I would later remember that God must have made me all straight male for good reasons.<br />
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As for being e-famous, it IS stressful to me; updating the content daily or near-daily without going out-of-date, trying to tell the Honest Truth when there are people who will continue to Mislabel, ridicule, slander or worse, just to make your good fans turn against you in their views. I am Straight; I just wish they would get it through their god-damned thick skulls and quit Mislabeling me. But all in all, I deal it one day at a time and one moment at a time, with time away from it all and deep breaths.<br />
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And to answer your other question in your last message, It is likely, but I do not know, because if that is true, they are certainly NOT telling me for my information. I mean, I am a good and kind person naturally (granted that I can be cruel when angry or when feeling down); I wish that women WOULD approach me if they KNOW me from online and see me in public.<br />
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If I may ask, and you may answer in a reply directly to my e-mail address at ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, is modeling the only thing you are famous for online, or are there other things you have done and published? And have you ever considered having the male appendage removed (please forgive me if I'm crossing a line)?<br />
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And, to answer another question, if I should ever have a hermaphrodite for a child, I would raise that child with the mentality of a boy/man.<br />
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Anyway, I am sure you will find your mate who will accept you fully and truly, and I most certainly wish you [[God and Jesus]]' blessings and Good Luck in that.<br />
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Peace be with you,<br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}<br />
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