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MediaWiki 1.37.6
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Gadgets-DotsSyntaxHighlighter&diff=271260
MediaWiki:Gadgets-DotsSyntaxHighlighter
2021-10-21T17:16:25Z
<p>Canine: added dots syntax highlighter</p>
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<div>[https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/User:Remember_the_dot/Syntax_highlighter Syntax highlighter]: Make syntax stand out colourfully in the edit box.</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Gadgets-definition&diff=271259
MediaWiki:Gadgets-definition
2021-10-21T17:15:48Z
<p>Canine: added dots syntax highlighter</p>
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<div>* wikEd|wikEd.js<br />
* Blackskin|Blackskin.css<br />
* DotsSyntaxHighlighter[ResourceLoader]|DotsSyntaxHighlighter.js</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Common.js&diff=271234
MediaWiki:Common.js
2021-10-21T04:24:39Z
<p>Canine: added dots syntax highlighter</p>
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<div>/* Any JavaScript here will be loaded for all users on every page load. */<br />
/** Import module *************************************************************<br />
*<br />
* Description: Includes a raw wiki page as javascript or CSS, <br />
* used for including user made modules.<br />
* Maintainers: [[wikipedia:User:AzaToth]]<br />
*/<br />
importedScripts = {}; // object keeping track of included scripts, so a script ain't included twice<br />
function importScript( page ) {<br />
if( importedScripts[page] ) {<br />
return;<br />
}<br />
importedScripts[page] = true;<br />
var url = wgScriptPath<br />
+ '/index.php?title='<br />
+ encodeURIComponent( page.replace( / /g, '_' ) )<br />
+ '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript';<br />
var scriptElem = document.createElement( 'script' );<br />
scriptElem.setAttribute( 'src' , url );<br />
scriptElem.setAttribute( 'type' , 'text/javascript' );<br />
document.getElementsByTagName( 'head' )[0].appendChild( scriptElem );<br />
}<br />
<br />
function importStylesheet( page ) {<br />
var sheet = '@import "'<br />
+ wgScriptPath<br />
+ '/index.php?title='<br />
+ encodeURIComponent( page.replace( / /g, '_' ) )<br />
+ '&action=raw&ctype=text/css";'<br />
var styleElem = document.createElement( 'style' );<br />
styleElem.setAttribute( 'type' , 'text/css' );<br />
styleElem.appendChild( document.createTextNode( sheet ) );<br />
document.getElementsByTagName( 'head' )[0].appendChild( styleElem );<br />
}<br />
<br />
/* Test if an element has a certain class **************************************<br />
*<br />
* Description: Uses regular expressions and caching for better performance.<br />
* Maintainers: [[wikipedia:User:Mike Dillon]], [[wikipedia:User:R. Koot]], [[wikipedia:User:SG]]<br />
*/<br />
<br />
var hasClass = (function () {<br />
var reCache = {};<br />
return function (element, className) {<br />
return (reCache[className] ? reCache[className] : (reCache[className] = new RegExp("(?:\\s|^)" + className + "(?:\\s|$)"))).test(element.className);<br />
};<br />
})();<br />
<br />
/** Internet Explorer bug fix **************************************************<br />
*<br />
* Description: Fixes IE horizontal scrollbar bug<br />
* Maintainers: [[wikipedia:User:Tom-]]?<br />
*/<br />
<br />
if (navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer" && document.compatMode == "CSS1Compat")<br />
{<br />
var oldWidth;<br />
var docEl = document.documentElement;<br />
<br />
function fixIEScroll()<br />
{<br />
if (!oldWidth || docEl.clientWidth > oldWidth)<br />
doFixIEScroll();<br />
else<br />
setTimeout(doFixIEScroll, 1);<br />
<br />
oldWidth = docEl.clientWidth;<br />
}<br />
<br />
function doFixIEScroll() {<br />
docEl.style.overflowX = (docEl.scrollWidth - docEl.clientWidth < 4) ? "hidden" : "";<br />
}<br />
<br />
document.attachEvent("onreadystatechange", fixIEScroll);<br />
attachEvent("onresize", fixIEScroll);<br />
}<br />
<br />
/** Collapsible tables *********************************************************<br />
*<br />
* Description: Allows tables to be collapsed, showing only the header. See<br />
* [[Wikipedia:NavFrame]].<br />
* Maintainers: [[wikipedia:User:R. Koot]]<br />
*/<br />
<br />
var autoCollapse = 2;<br />
var collapseCaption = "hide";<br />
var expandCaption = "show";<br />
<br />
function collapseTable( tableIndex )<br />
{<br />
var Button = document.getElementById( "collapseButton" + tableIndex );<br />
var Table = document.getElementById( "collapsibleTable" + tableIndex );<br />
<br />
if ( !Table || !Button ) {<br />
return false;<br />
}<br />
<br />
var Rows = Table.rows;<br />
<br />
if ( Button.firstChild.data == collapseCaption ) {<br />
for ( var i = 1; i < Rows.length; i++ ) {<br />
Rows[i].style.display = "none";<br />
}<br />
Button.firstChild.data = expandCaption;<br />
} else {<br />
for ( var i = 1; i < Rows.length; i++ ) {<br />
Rows[i].style.display = Rows[0].style.display;<br />
}<br />
Button.firstChild.data = collapseCaption;<br />
}<br />
}<br />
<br />
function createCollapseButtons()<br />
{<br />
var tableIndex = 0;<br />
var NavigationBoxes = new Object();<br />
var Tables = document.getElementsByTagName( "table" );<br />
<br />
for ( var i = 0; i < Tables.length; i++ ) {<br />
if ( hasClass( Tables[i], "collapsible" ) ) {<br />
<br />
/* only add button and increment count if there is a header row to work with */<br />
var HeaderRow = Tables[i].getElementsByTagName( "tr" )[0];<br />
if (!HeaderRow) continue;<br />
var Header = HeaderRow.getElementsByTagName( "th" )[0];<br />
if (!Header) continue;<br />
<br />
NavigationBoxes[ tableIndex ] = Tables[i];<br />
Tables[i].setAttribute( "id", "collapsibleTable" + tableIndex );<br />
<br />
var Button = document.createElement( "span" );<br />
var ButtonLink = document.createElement( "a" );<br />
var ButtonText = document.createTextNode( collapseCaption );<br />
<br />
Button.style.styleFloat = "right";<br />
Button.style.cssFloat = "right";<br />
Button.style.fontWeight = "normal";<br />
Button.style.textAlign = "right";<br />
Button.style.width = "6em";<br />
<br />
ButtonLink.style.color = Header.style.color;<br />
ButtonLink.setAttribute( "id", "collapseButton" + tableIndex );<br />
ButtonLink.setAttribute( "href", "javascript:collapseTable(" + tableIndex + ");" );<br />
ButtonLink.appendChild( ButtonText );<br />
<br />
Button.appendChild( document.createTextNode( "[" ) );<br />
Button.appendChild( ButtonLink );<br />
Button.appendChild( document.createTextNode( "]" ) );<br />
<br />
Header.insertBefore( Button, Header.childNodes[0] );<br />
tableIndex++;<br />
}<br />
}<br />
<br />
for ( var i = 0; i < tableIndex; i++ ) {<br />
if ( hasClass( NavigationBoxes[i], "collapsed" ) || ( tableIndex >= autoCollapse && hasClass( NavigationBoxes[i], "autocollapse" ) ) ) {<br />
collapseTable( i );<br />
}<br />
}<br />
}<br />
<br />
addOnloadHook( createCollapseButtons );<br />
<br />
/** Dynamic Navigation Bars (experimental) *************************************<br />
*<br />
* Description: See [[Wikipedia:NavFrame]].<br />
* Maintainers: UNMAINTAINED<br />
*/<br />
<br />
// set up the words in your language<br />
var NavigationBarHide = '[' + collapseCaption + ']';<br />
var NavigationBarShow = '[' + expandCaption + ']';<br />
<br />
// shows and hides content and picture (if available) of navigation bars<br />
// Parameters:<br />
// indexNavigationBar: the index of navigation bar to be toggled<br />
function toggleNavigationBar(indexNavigationBar)<br />
{<br />
var NavToggle = document.getElementById("NavToggle" + indexNavigationBar);<br />
var NavFrame = document.getElementById("NavFrame" + indexNavigationBar);<br />
<br />
if (!NavFrame || !NavToggle) {<br />
return false;<br />
}<br />
<br />
// if shown now<br />
if (NavToggle.firstChild.data == NavigationBarHide) {<br />
for (<br />
var NavChild = NavFrame.firstChild;<br />
NavChild != null;<br />
NavChild = NavChild.nextSibling<br />
) {<br />
if ( hasClass( NavChild, 'NavPic' ) ) {<br />
NavChild.style.display = 'none';<br />
}<br />
if ( hasClass( NavChild, 'NavContent') ) {<br />
NavChild.style.display = 'none';<br />
}<br />
}<br />
NavToggle.firstChild.data = NavigationBarShow;<br />
<br />
// if hidden now<br />
} else if (NavToggle.firstChild.data == NavigationBarShow) {<br />
for (<br />
var NavChild = NavFrame.firstChild;<br />
NavChild != null;<br />
NavChild = NavChild.nextSibling<br />
) {<br />
if (hasClass(NavChild, 'NavPic')) {<br />
NavChild.style.display = 'block';<br />
}<br />
if (hasClass(NavChild, 'NavContent')) {<br />
NavChild.style.display = 'block';<br />
}<br />
}<br />
NavToggle.firstChild.data = NavigationBarHide;<br />
}<br />
}<br />
<br />
// adds show/hide-button to navigation bars<br />
function createNavigationBarToggleButton()<br />
{<br />
var indexNavigationBar = 0;<br />
// iterate over all < div >-elements <br />
var divs = document.getElementsByTagName("div");<br />
for(<br />
var i=0; <br />
NavFrame = divs[i]; <br />
i++<br />
) {<br />
// if found a navigation bar<br />
if (hasClass(NavFrame, "NavFrame")) {<br />
<br />
indexNavigationBar++;<br />
var NavToggle = document.createElement("a");<br />
NavToggle.className = 'NavToggle';<br />
NavToggle.setAttribute('id', 'NavToggle' + indexNavigationBar);<br />
NavToggle.setAttribute('href', 'javascript:toggleNavigationBar(' + indexNavigationBar + ');');<br />
<br />
var NavToggleText = document.createTextNode(NavigationBarHide);<br />
for (<br />
var NavChild = NavFrame.firstChild;<br />
NavChild != null;<br />
NavChild = NavChild.nextSibling<br />
) {<br />
if ( hasClass( NavChild, 'NavPic' ) || hasClass( NavChild, 'NavContent' ) ) {<br />
if (NavChild.style.display == 'none') {<br />
NavToggleText = document.createTextNode(NavigationBarShow);<br />
break;<br />
}<br />
}<br />
}<br />
<br />
NavToggle.appendChild(NavToggleText);<br />
// Find the NavHead and attach the toggle link (Must be this complicated because Moz's firstChild handling is borked)<br />
for(<br />
var j=0; <br />
j < NavFrame.childNodes.length; <br />
j++<br />
) {<br />
if (hasClass(NavFrame.childNodes[j], "NavHead")) {<br />
NavFrame.childNodes[j].appendChild(NavToggle);<br />
}<br />
}<br />
NavFrame.setAttribute('id', 'NavFrame' + indexNavigationBar);<br />
}<br />
}<br />
}<br />
<br />
addOnloadHook( createNavigationBarToggleButton );<br />
<br />
/** Extra toolbar options ******************************************************<br />
*<br />
* Description: UNDOCUMENTED<br />
* Maintainers: [[wikipedia:User:MarkS]]?, [[wikipedia:User:Voice of All]], [[wikipedia:User:R. Koot]]<br />
*/<br />
<br />
//This is a modified copy of a script by User:MarkS for extra features added by User:Voice of All.<br />
// This is based on the original code on Wikipedia:Tools/Editing tools<br />
// To disable this script, add <code>mwCustomEditButtons = [];<code> to [[Special:Mypage/monobook.js]]<br />
<br />
if (mwCustomEditButtons) {<br />
mwCustomEditButtons[mwCustomEditButtons.length] = {<br />
"imageFile": "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/Button_redirect.png",<br />
"speedTip": "Redirect",<br />
"tagOpen": "#REDIRECT [[",<br />
"tagClose": "]]",<br />
"sampleText": "Insert text"};<br />
<br />
mwCustomEditButtons[mwCustomEditButtons.length] = {<br />
"imageFile": "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/Button_strike.png",<br />
"speedTip": "Strike",<br />
"tagOpen": "<s>",<br />
"tagClose": "</s>",<br />
"sampleText": "Strike-through text"};<br />
<br />
mwCustomEditButtons[mwCustomEditButtons.length] = {<br />
"imageFile": "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Button_enter.png",<br />
"speedTip": "Line break",<br />
"tagOpen": "<br />",<br />
"tagClose": "",<br />
"sampleText": ""};<br />
<br />
mwCustomEditButtons[mwCustomEditButtons.length] = {<br />
"imageFile": "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Button_upper_letter.png",<br />
"speedTip": "Superscript",<br />
"tagOpen": "<sup>",<br />
"tagClose": "</sup>",<br />
"sampleText": "Superscript text"};<br />
<br />
mwCustomEditButtons[mwCustomEditButtons.length] = {<br />
"imageFile": "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Button_lower_letter.png",<br />
"speedTip": "Subscript",<br />
"tagOpen": "<sub>",<br />
"tagClose": "</sub>",<br />
"sampleText": "Subscript text"};<br />
<br />
mwCustomEditButtons[mwCustomEditButtons.length] = {<br />
"imageFile": "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Button_small.png",<br />
"speedTip": "Small",<br />
"tagOpen": "<small>",<br />
"tagClose": "</small>",<br />
"sampleText": "Small Text"};<br />
<br />
mwCustomEditButtons[mwCustomEditButtons.length] = {<br />
"imageFile": "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Button_hide_comment.png",<br />
"speedTip": "Insert hidden Comment",<br />
"tagOpen": "<!-- ",<br />
"tagClose": " -->",<br />
"sampleText": "Comment"};<br />
<br />
mwCustomEditButtons[mwCustomEditButtons.length] = {<br />
"imageFile": "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/Button_gallery.png",<br />
"speedTip": "Insert a picture gallery",<br />
"tagOpen": "\n<gallery>\n",<br />
"tagClose": "\n</gallery>",<br />
"sampleText": "Image:Example.jpg|Caption1\nImage:Example.jpg|Caption2"};<br />
<br />
mwCustomEditButtons[mwCustomEditButtons.length] = {<br />
"imageFile": "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Button_blockquote.png",<br />
"speedTip": "Insert block of quoted text",<br />
"tagOpen": "<blockquote>\n",<br />
"tagClose": "\n</blockquote>",<br />
"sampleText": "Block quote"};<br />
<br />
mwCustomEditButtons[mwCustomEditButtons.length] = {<br />
"imageFile": "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Button_insert_table.png",<br />
"speedTip": "Insert a table",<br />
"tagOpen": '{| class="wikitable"\n|-\n',<br />
"tagClose": "\n|}",<br />
"sampleText": "! header 1\n! header 2\n! header 3\n|-\n| row 1, cell 1\n| row 1, cell 2\n| row 1, cell 3\n|-\n| row 2, cell 1\n| row 2, cell 2\n| row 2, cell 3"};<br />
<br />
mwCustomEditButtons[mwCustomEditButtons.length] = {<br />
"imageFile": "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Button_reflink.png",<br />
"speedTip": "Insert a reference",<br />
"tagOpen": "<ref>",<br />
"tagClose": "</ref>",<br />
"sampleText": "Insert footnote text here"};<br />
<br />
}<br />
<br />
/*</nowiki>*/<br />
<br />
/** pageview counter ***********************************************************<br />
*<br />
* Description: Please talk to de:User:LeonWeber before changing anything or <br />
* if there are any issues with that.<br />
* Maintainers: [[:de:User:LeonWeber]]?<br />
*/<br />
<br />
// this should be adjusted to a good value.<br />
// BE CAREFUL, you will break zedler if it's too low!<br />
// And then DaB. will kill Leon :-(<br />
var disable_counter = 0;<br />
var counter_factor = 6000;<br />
<br />
function pgcounter_setup()<br />
{<br />
if(disable_counter == 0)<br />
{<br />
var url = window.location.href;<br />
if(Math.floor(Math.random()*counter_factor)==42) // the probability thing<br />
{<br />
if(wgIsArticle==true || wgArticleId==0) // do not count history pages etc.<br />
{<br />
var pgcountNs = wgCanonicalNamespace;<br />
if(wgCanonicalNamespace=="")<br />
{<br />
pgcountNs = "0";<br />
}<br />
var cnt_url = "http://pgcount.wikimedia.de/index.png?ns=" + pgcountNs + "&title=" + encodeURI(wgTitle) + "&factor=" + counter_factor +"&wiki=enwiki";<br />
var img = new Image(); <br />
img.src = cnt_url;<br />
}<br />
}<br />
}<br />
}<br />
// Do not use aOnloadFunctions[aOnloadFunctions.length] = pgcounter_setup;, some browsers don't like that.<br />
pgcounter_setup();<br />
<br />
/** "Technical restrictions" title fix *****************************************<br />
*<br />
* Description:<br />
* Maintainers: wikipedia:User:Interiot, wikipedia:User:Mets501, wikipedia:User:Freakofnurture<br />
*/<br />
//<br />
// For pages that have something like Template:Lowercase, replace the title, but only if it is cut-and-pasteable as a valid wikilink.<br />
// (for instance iPod's title is updated. But [[C#]] is not an equivalent<br />
// wikilink, so [[C Sharp]] doesn't have its main title changed)<br />
// Likewise for users who have selected the U.K. date format ("1 March") the <br />
// titles of day-of-the-year articles will appear in that style. Users with any<br />
// other date setting are not affected.<br />
//<br />
// The function looks for a banner like this: <br />
// &lt;div id="RealTitleBanner"&gt; ... &lt;span id="RealTitle"&gt;title&lt;/span&gt; ... &lt;/div&gt;<br />
// An element with id=DisableRealTitle disables the function.<br />
//<br />
var disableRealTitle = 0; // users can set disableRealTitle = 1 locally to disable.<br />
if (wgIsArticle) { // don't display the RealTitle when editing, since it is apparently inconsistent (doesn't show when editing sections, doesn't show when not previewing)<br />
addOnloadHook(function() {<br />
try {<br />
var realTitleBanner = document.getElementById("RealTitleBanner");<br />
if (realTitleBanner && !document.getElementById("DisableRealTitle") && !disableRealTitle ) {<br />
var realTitle = document.getElementById("RealTitle");<br />
if (realTitle) {<br />
var realTitleHTML = realTitle.innerHTML;<br />
realTitleText = pickUpText(realTitle);<br />
<br />
var isPasteable = 0;<br />
//var containsHTML = /</.test(realTitleHTML); // contains ANY HTML<br />
var containsTooMuchHTML = /</.test( realTitleHTML.replace(/<\/?(sub|sup|small|big)>/gi, "") ); // contains HTML that will be ignored when cut-n-pasted as a wikilink<br />
// calculate whether the title is pasteable<br />
var verifyTitle = realTitleText.replace(/^ +/, ""); // trim left spaces<br />
verifyTitle = verifyTitle.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + verifyTitle.substring(1, verifyTitle.length); // uppercase first character<br />
<br />
// if the namespace prefix is there, remove it on our verification copy. If it isn't there, add it to the original realValue copy.<br />
if (wgNamespaceNumber != 0) {<br />
if (wgCanonicalNamespace == verifyTitle.substr(0, wgCanonicalNamespace.length).replace(/ /g, "_") && verifyTitle.charAt(wgCanonicalNamespace.length) == ":") {<br />
verifyTitle = verifyTitle.substr(wgCanonicalNamespace.length + 1);<br />
} else {<br />
realTitleText = wgCanonicalNamespace.replace(/_/g, " ") + ":" + realTitleText;<br />
realTitleHTML = wgCanonicalNamespace.replace(/_/g, " ") + ":" + realTitleHTML;<br />
}<br />
}<br />
<br />
// verify whether wgTitle matches<br />
verifyTitle = verifyTitle.replace(/[\s_]+/g, " "); // underscores and multiple spaces to single spaces<br />
verifyTitle = verifyTitle.replace(/^\s+/, "").replace(/\s+$/, ""); // trim left and right spaces<br />
verifyTitle = verifyTitle.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + verifyTitle.substring(1, verifyTitle.length); // uppercase first character<br />
if ( (verifyTitle == wgTitle) || (verifyTitle == wgTitle.replace(/^(.+)?(January|February|March|April|May|June|July|August|September|October|November|December)\s+([12]?[0-9]|3[0123])([^\d].*)?$/g, "$1$3 $2$4") )) isPasteable = 1;<br />
var h1 = document.getElementsByTagName("h1")[0];<br />
if (h1 && isPasteable) {<br />
h1.innerHTML = containsTooMuchHTML ? realTitleText : realTitleHTML;<br />
if (!containsTooMuchHTML)<br />
realTitleBanner.style.display = "none";<br />
}<br />
document.title = realTitleText + " - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia";<br />
}<br />
}<br />
} catch (e) {<br />
/* Something went wrong. */<br />
}<br />
});<br />
}<br />
<br />
// similar to innerHTML, but only returns the text portions of the insides, excludes HTML<br />
function pickUpText(aParentElement) {<br />
var str = "";<br />
<br />
function pickUpTextInternal(aElement) {<br />
var child = aElement.firstChild;<br />
while (child) {<br />
if (child.nodeType == 1) // ELEMENT_NODE <br />
pickUpTextInternal(child);<br />
else if (child.nodeType == 3) // TEXT_NODE<br />
str += child.nodeValue;<br />
<br />
child = child.nextSibling;<br />
}<br />
}<br />
<br />
pickUpTextInternal(aParentElement);<br />
return str;<br />
}<br />
<br />
//fix edit summary prompt for undo<br />
//this code fixes the fact that the undo function combined with the "no edit summary prompter" causes problems if leaving the<br />
//edit summary unchanged<br />
//this was added by [[wikipedia:User:Deskana]], code by [[wikipedia:User:Tra]]<br />
addOnloadHook(function () {<br />
if (document.location.search.indexOf("undo=") != -1<br />
&& document.getElementsByName('wpAutoSummary')[0]) {<br />
document.getElementsByName('wpAutoSummary')[0].value='1';<br />
}<br />
})<br />
<br />
/** Add dismiss button to watchlist-message *************************************<br />
*<br />
* Description: Hide the watchlist message for one week.<br />
* Maintainers: [[wikipedia:User:Ruud Koot|Ruud Koot]]<br />
*/<br />
<br />
function addDismissButton() {<br />
var watchlistMessage = document.getElementById("watchlist-message");<br />
if ( watchlistMessage == null ) return;<br />
var watchlistCookieID = watchlistMessage.className.replace(/cookie\-ID\_/ig,'');<br />
<br />
if ( document.cookie.indexOf( "hidewatchlistmessage-" + watchlistCookieID + "=yes" ) != -1 ) {<br />
watchlistMessage.style.display = "none";<br />
}<br />
<br />
var Button = document.createElement( "span" );<br />
var ButtonLink = document.createElement( "a" );<br />
var ButtonText = document.createTextNode( "dismiss" );<br />
<br />
ButtonLink.setAttribute( "id", "dismissButton" );<br />
ButtonLink.setAttribute( "href", "javascript:dismissWatchlistMessage();" );<br />
ButtonLink.setAttribute( "title", "Hide this message for one week" );<br />
ButtonLink.appendChild( ButtonText );<br />
<br />
Button.appendChild( document.createTextNode( "[" ) );<br />
Button.appendChild( ButtonLink );<br />
Button.appendChild( document.createTextNode( "]" ) );<br />
<br />
watchlistMessage.appendChild( Button );<br />
}<br />
<br />
function dismissWatchlistMessage() {<br />
var e = new Date();<br />
e.setTime( e.getTime() + (7*24*60*60*1000) );<br />
var watchlistMessage = document.getElementById("watchlist-message");<br />
var watchlistCookieID = watchlistMessage.className.replace(/cookie\-ID\_/ig,'');<br />
document.cookie = "hidewatchlistmessage-" + watchlistCookieID + "=yes; expires=" + e.toGMTString() + "; path=/";<br />
watchlistMessage.style.display = "none";<br />
}<br />
<br />
addOnloadHook( addDismissButton );<br />
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/* Load the geonotices. See [[Wikipedia:Geonotice]]. */<br />
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Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Sitenotice&diff=223551
MediaWiki:Sitenotice
2018-11-07T23:08:16Z
<p>Canine: Taking donations down for now</p>
<hr />
<div><!-- The CWCki needs help! Please consider clicking the tugboat to make a donation --></div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Canine&diff=223447
User talk:Canine
2018-11-03T00:10:37Z
<p>Canine: another test edit, ignore</p>
<hr />
<div>==what== <br />
*** USAJAP1 was kicked by canine (what is this i don't even)<br />
!!! You have been kicked from #sonichu<br />
huh --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 17:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)<br />
<br />
Hey Canine. Sorry about being a tard on IRC. I guess you guys are right, I'll just continue transcribing Mumbles from now on. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
*Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 03:45, 20 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==IM==<br />
<br />
I have some pressing business that I was referred by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] to you on. Do you have MSN or AIM by any chance? This kind of needs to be kept off the talkpages/IRC.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Uhhh, you can PM me on IRC. Is that a problem? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 02:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== I been personally hired by Chris ==<br />
<br />
To ensure an attack on your wiki is inevitable. You have made great injustices by trolling and harassing this man, but the kind Pickbothmanlol will not tolerate your bullshit. Tell Clyde Cash that I want him to personally e-mail me at my talk page. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:57, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Tanaithetraitor and I will ensure that Clyde Cash talks to us or the wiki will undergo a seige. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:59, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
::RED White Knight is in the base! We gotta protect the suitcase! --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:04, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::'kay [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:07, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::: whatever... [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:30, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Chris use his tugboat for something other than PSN shit and fast food? That is a good one. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
I smell bullshit... I think it's coming from Omegaforce -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:25, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
So, Chris hired Omega to be his personal ass-kisser and white knight? Talk about desperation...[[User:KickBackDude34|KickBackDude34]] ([[User talk:KickBackDude34|talk]]) 21:30, 11 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== You are Fan-Freaking-Tastic ==<br />
<br />
I don't know how you do all the stuff you do! I just thought you should get some appreciation for all your hard work within these past few hours (as well as these past few days, weeks, months, etc). I don't know how that person managed to do all the stuff/blanking they did, but you seem to be on the ball and made it look easy to fix (though I'm sure it's extremely time consuming). I just wanted to say Thanks for being fan-freaking-tastic...so THANKS! <3 --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:12, 31 December 2010 (PST)<br />
: Haha, uhh, thanks. I mean, when people vandalize shit, there's a handy little revert link. So I can just go down the line reverting everything. Not too hard. But thanks anyway. Heh. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 13:05, 2 January 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Get out of bed! ==<br />
<br />
''[walks into Canine's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle]'' f-f-f-f-f ''[in a normal voice]'' I'm Snuffleupagus! Get out of bed! ''[pokes Canine with snuffle, Canine jumps out of bed]'' --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 14:47, 9 January 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
== I rock ice ==<br />
<br />
[[File:Trollface More HD.png|400px]]<br />
Bling-bling bling-bling --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 16:21, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Shrunk it, it was too big. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
==Unblock==<br />
Thanks man. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:53, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
==Panic==<br />
Canine, could you blank my post on the Tomgirl Forum's talk page? It mentions Kim and I don't want Chris up and deciding that she's a slanderous troll (if he hasn't already, I wouldn't know). Thanks. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 02:05, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*You're the best. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:23, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
Oh, another thing. There are quite a few new users. I suspect that they're all from the one IP address. You're probably aware of this. I have to trust that you guys know what you're doing but I fear a shitstorm's brewing. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 20:29, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Stop this==<br />
That was a genuine drawing by christian weston chandler, there is no point in proving it fake [[User:Some|Some]]<br />
:What? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 14:46, 23 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::of course it was real, why did you delete it?-Some<br />
:::You're not convincing anyone, goddamn. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:01, 10 January 2012 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Hey ==<br />
<br />
You [[:File:Cwc3.png|missed]] a [[:File:Cwc4.png|spot]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 10:33, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
:Oh [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:09, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Appealing a Ban on the Forum ==<br />
<br />
What is the proper procedure for appealing a ban on the CWCki forum?<br />
:Beats me. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 18:17, 5 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== PVCC ==<br />
<br />
How do I join PVCC? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 23:15, 16 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Spammers/Bots ==<br />
<br />
The following accounts should be blocked:<br />
<br />
*WilliamStephens (spammed a link on the Chris and Hypocrisy talk page)<br />
*BernieceN (spammer on [http://musowiki.org/index.php/User:BernieceN another wiki])<br />
*HowardHut (spammer on [http://wiki.zelda-solarus.com/index.php?title=Utilisateur:HowardHut another wiki])<br />
*YvonneTHK (spammer on [http://www.ifnipedia.es/index.php?title=Usuario:YvonneThk another wiki])<br />
<br />
That is all for now. [[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:15, 12 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
Thank you![[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:47, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
:Sure [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:45, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
One more: TracieFlo (spammer on [http://www.bleachonline.de/wiki/index.php/Benutzer:TracieFlo other] [http://opensnom.org/index.php/User:TracieFlo wikis])[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:58, 20 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Wiki archive ==<br />
<br />
Hello, I noticed there has not been much activity recently on this site, and I was wondering if you could do a backup of the CWCki wiki and release it for download, (or host on Mega or TPB.) Since there is a lot of information on this site, I would hate to see it disappear one day. --[[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] 19:45, 18 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Reenable editing ==<br />
<br />
I see account creation has been disabled and you're merging all the spam accounts. Would you be able to reenable editing for non-Jerkops or is Cogsdev the only one who can do that? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 00:55, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
<br />
:Yeah, I can do that and I eventually plan to do that. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:48, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Savanah Chandler Messages==<br />
I wanted to add these http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/3/3a/Savannah_chandler.png/ to the [[facebook]] page and put up transcripts of them. As you can see from my edit history I am not a spambot, could you enable editing for me?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 10:28, 23 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:I was actually just about to reenable editing in general. And... I just did. So, go, go and edit to the extreme! [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:10, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::Is editing supposed to be open to all registered users? Cause I still can't edit articles. I think that my previous edits show that I'm a legitimate contributor, can you please enable editing for me? Plus I suggest you shut down editing for non-registered users, some anonymous IP user did some vandalism that I had to revert. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 15:35, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::Shit, yeah, I fucked up. Ok, fixed. But yeah, you still can't edit? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:47, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::I can edit user and talk pages but the articles are still blocked to me. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 16:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::Huh, weird. According to both the settings and the [[Special:ListGroupRights|ListGroupRights page]], users should be able to edit. I'll look into it. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:17, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::::I think I've got it working. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::::It's all good now, thanks for the help. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 02:32, 25 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Kacey date ==<br />
<br />
Was Kacey's description of her meetup with Chris where he was really handsy ever confirmed? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 14:58, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
:There's a description of the meetup floating around somewhere. Indeed, it's legit. I think Kacey might've been exaggerating and/or misinterpreting some of Chris' behavior though. Fatty's pretty gross and creepy, but specifically trying to grab her tits? I don't know about that one...<br />
<br />
:Otherwise it's a good picture of Chris' behavior. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 16:43, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== Kathleen ==<br />
<br />
Why are you replacing her name with an image of it all of a sudden? It's not like she knows or cares about her portrayal in the comics. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:06, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:She does indeed know and care. That's why I'm making these changes. Also, do you mind if I change the section name to just Kathleen? [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:17, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
::Source? Also, I don't give a shit about the name of the section. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:25, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:::I was contacted by JKH on the subject. He asked politely. Kathleen's a pretty minor character, all things considered and Chris only mentioned her directly a few times. I'm going to censor anything outright, but replacing the occasional mention of her name (I think I counted two) with an image is a reasonable compromise. I renamed her article to Kathleen and changed the relevant links. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:47, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
<br />
Why not just replace her name with 'Kat' or something? - [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 1:37, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:My goals were to make it difficult to search for her full name and happen upon the cwcki page, but to also keep as much direct Chris content intact as possible. I just cut her name down to Kathleen whenever it's mentioned in cwcki commentary. Chris quoted her name directly twice. I don't really want to redact things Chris himself wrote, if possible, so I replaced those instances with images. I only counted two of those. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 00:48, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==Possibly Lock the A-Logging Page==<br />
A CWCki user (Hagibor on the CWCki, Henry Panfil on YouTube) is sperging out because he got added to the A-Logging Wall of Shame (I mean, if asking Chris to cut his balls of on camera isn't A-Logging then I don't know what is). Now he keeps vandalizing the Page. I keep trying to undo it, but to no avail. If I fucked up by adding somebody without being an admin, I apologize. [[User:Newwaveknight|Newwaveknight]] ([[User talk:Newwaveknight|talk]]) 03:47, 6 April 2017 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==Unable to Donate?==<br />
Hi there, I was planning to chip into the tugboat, but PayPal wouldn't let me do it through my account. I tried clicking on the link to the cwcki PayPal website too, but it redirected me back to the main page.<br />
<br />
--[[User:Camille|Camille]] 10:36, 07 October 2017 (PDT)<br />
: Were you unable to paypal money to cwcdonation@gmail.com ? Sorry, we've always had problems with paypal donations. If you can't send anything through, I appreciate the effort regardless. Hopefully I should be able to set up a more sturdy payment method at some point. Thanks! [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 04:14, 11 October 2017 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==Can ED be Used to get Info?==<br />
There several information that are possible useful for the Cwcki found in ED. Some of them include Liquid Chris' real identity and Sarah Nicole Hammer's death. Is it ok to get info off this site? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 23:13 7 December, 2017 (UTC)<br />
:The issue is less about the source, and more about the relevance to CWC. Would either of those two things help improve understanding of Chris himself? [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 04:24, 8 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
<br />
::Did Sarah Hammer die? The ED page gives her death as February 12, 2016 in a car accident but I can't find any news articles or anything [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] ([[User talk:Eamoo|talk]]) 20:55, 9 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==My Suggestions==<br />
Since there is a heavy influx of bot spam accounts and Hurtful is the only one who can remove them, I suggest we to make more moderators. Hopefully someone active, like psychonerd and Makichi. PS, Did your hear about a Sonichu 16? I'm surprised 14 is skipped. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:25, 24 January 2018 (UTC)<br />
:Maybe you could suggest this on [https://kiwifarms.is/threads/updating-the-cwcki.32440 KF]? It's more likely to get discussed there. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 00:15, 28 January 2018 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==One more test edit==<br />
Sup [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 00:10, 3 November 2018 (UTC)</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Canine&diff=223446
User talk:Canine
2018-10-31T05:11:32Z
<p>Canine: deleting test edit</p>
<hr />
<div>==what== <br />
*** USAJAP1 was kicked by canine (what is this i don't even)<br />
!!! You have been kicked from #sonichu<br />
huh --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 17:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)<br />
<br />
Hey Canine. Sorry about being a tard on IRC. I guess you guys are right, I'll just continue transcribing Mumbles from now on. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
*Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 03:45, 20 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==IM==<br />
<br />
I have some pressing business that I was referred by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] to you on. Do you have MSN or AIM by any chance? This kind of needs to be kept off the talkpages/IRC.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Uhhh, you can PM me on IRC. Is that a problem? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 02:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== I been personally hired by Chris ==<br />
<br />
To ensure an attack on your wiki is inevitable. You have made great injustices by trolling and harassing this man, but the kind Pickbothmanlol will not tolerate your bullshit. Tell Clyde Cash that I want him to personally e-mail me at my talk page. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:57, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Tanaithetraitor and I will ensure that Clyde Cash talks to us or the wiki will undergo a seige. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:59, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
::RED White Knight is in the base! We gotta protect the suitcase! --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:04, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::'kay [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:07, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::: whatever... [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:30, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Chris use his tugboat for something other than PSN shit and fast food? That is a good one. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
I smell bullshit... I think it's coming from Omegaforce -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:25, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
So, Chris hired Omega to be his personal ass-kisser and white knight? Talk about desperation...[[User:KickBackDude34|KickBackDude34]] ([[User talk:KickBackDude34|talk]]) 21:30, 11 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== You are Fan-Freaking-Tastic ==<br />
<br />
I don't know how you do all the stuff you do! I just thought you should get some appreciation for all your hard work within these past few hours (as well as these past few days, weeks, months, etc). I don't know how that person managed to do all the stuff/blanking they did, but you seem to be on the ball and made it look easy to fix (though I'm sure it's extremely time consuming). I just wanted to say Thanks for being fan-freaking-tastic...so THANKS! <3 --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:12, 31 December 2010 (PST)<br />
: Haha, uhh, thanks. I mean, when people vandalize shit, there's a handy little revert link. So I can just go down the line reverting everything. Not too hard. But thanks anyway. Heh. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 13:05, 2 January 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Get out of bed! ==<br />
<br />
''[walks into Canine's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle]'' f-f-f-f-f ''[in a normal voice]'' I'm Snuffleupagus! Get out of bed! ''[pokes Canine with snuffle, Canine jumps out of bed]'' --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 14:47, 9 January 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
== I rock ice ==<br />
<br />
[[File:Trollface More HD.png|400px]]<br />
Bling-bling bling-bling --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 16:21, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Shrunk it, it was too big. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
==Unblock==<br />
Thanks man. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:53, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
==Panic==<br />
Canine, could you blank my post on the Tomgirl Forum's talk page? It mentions Kim and I don't want Chris up and deciding that she's a slanderous troll (if he hasn't already, I wouldn't know). Thanks. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 02:05, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*You're the best. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:23, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
Oh, another thing. There are quite a few new users. I suspect that they're all from the one IP address. You're probably aware of this. I have to trust that you guys know what you're doing but I fear a shitstorm's brewing. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 20:29, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Stop this==<br />
That was a genuine drawing by christian weston chandler, there is no point in proving it fake [[User:Some|Some]]<br />
:What? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 14:46, 23 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::of course it was real, why did you delete it?-Some<br />
:::You're not convincing anyone, goddamn. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:01, 10 January 2012 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Hey ==<br />
<br />
You [[:File:Cwc3.png|missed]] a [[:File:Cwc4.png|spot]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 10:33, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
:Oh [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:09, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Appealing a Ban on the Forum ==<br />
<br />
What is the proper procedure for appealing a ban on the CWCki forum?<br />
:Beats me. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 18:17, 5 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== PVCC ==<br />
<br />
How do I join PVCC? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 23:15, 16 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Spammers/Bots ==<br />
<br />
The following accounts should be blocked:<br />
<br />
*WilliamStephens (spammed a link on the Chris and Hypocrisy talk page)<br />
*BernieceN (spammer on [http://musowiki.org/index.php/User:BernieceN another wiki])<br />
*HowardHut (spammer on [http://wiki.zelda-solarus.com/index.php?title=Utilisateur:HowardHut another wiki])<br />
*YvonneTHK (spammer on [http://www.ifnipedia.es/index.php?title=Usuario:YvonneThk another wiki])<br />
<br />
That is all for now. [[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:15, 12 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
Thank you![[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:47, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
:Sure [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:45, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
One more: TracieFlo (spammer on [http://www.bleachonline.de/wiki/index.php/Benutzer:TracieFlo other] [http://opensnom.org/index.php/User:TracieFlo wikis])[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:58, 20 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Wiki archive ==<br />
<br />
Hello, I noticed there has not been much activity recently on this site, and I was wondering if you could do a backup of the CWCki wiki and release it for download, (or host on Mega or TPB.) Since there is a lot of information on this site, I would hate to see it disappear one day. --[[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] 19:45, 18 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Reenable editing ==<br />
<br />
I see account creation has been disabled and you're merging all the spam accounts. Would you be able to reenable editing for non-Jerkops or is Cogsdev the only one who can do that? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 00:55, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
<br />
:Yeah, I can do that and I eventually plan to do that. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:48, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Savanah Chandler Messages==<br />
I wanted to add these http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/3/3a/Savannah_chandler.png/ to the [[facebook]] page and put up transcripts of them. As you can see from my edit history I am not a spambot, could you enable editing for me?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 10:28, 23 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:I was actually just about to reenable editing in general. And... I just did. So, go, go and edit to the extreme! [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:10, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::Is editing supposed to be open to all registered users? Cause I still can't edit articles. I think that my previous edits show that I'm a legitimate contributor, can you please enable editing for me? Plus I suggest you shut down editing for non-registered users, some anonymous IP user did some vandalism that I had to revert. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 15:35, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::Shit, yeah, I fucked up. Ok, fixed. But yeah, you still can't edit? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:47, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::I can edit user and talk pages but the articles are still blocked to me. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 16:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::Huh, weird. According to both the settings and the [[Special:ListGroupRights|ListGroupRights page]], users should be able to edit. I'll look into it. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:17, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::::I think I've got it working. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::::It's all good now, thanks for the help. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 02:32, 25 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Kacey date ==<br />
<br />
Was Kacey's description of her meetup with Chris where he was really handsy ever confirmed? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 14:58, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
:There's a description of the meetup floating around somewhere. Indeed, it's legit. I think Kacey might've been exaggerating and/or misinterpreting some of Chris' behavior though. Fatty's pretty gross and creepy, but specifically trying to grab her tits? I don't know about that one...<br />
<br />
:Otherwise it's a good picture of Chris' behavior. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 16:43, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== Kathleen ==<br />
<br />
Why are you replacing her name with an image of it all of a sudden? It's not like she knows or cares about her portrayal in the comics. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:06, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:She does indeed know and care. That's why I'm making these changes. Also, do you mind if I change the section name to just Kathleen? [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:17, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
::Source? Also, I don't give a shit about the name of the section. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:25, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:::I was contacted by JKH on the subject. He asked politely. Kathleen's a pretty minor character, all things considered and Chris only mentioned her directly a few times. I'm going to censor anything outright, but replacing the occasional mention of her name (I think I counted two) with an image is a reasonable compromise. I renamed her article to Kathleen and changed the relevant links. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:47, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
<br />
Why not just replace her name with 'Kat' or something? - [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 1:37, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:My goals were to make it difficult to search for her full name and happen upon the cwcki page, but to also keep as much direct Chris content intact as possible. I just cut her name down to Kathleen whenever it's mentioned in cwcki commentary. Chris quoted her name directly twice. I don't really want to redact things Chris himself wrote, if possible, so I replaced those instances with images. I only counted two of those. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 00:48, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==Possibly Lock the A-Logging Page==<br />
A CWCki user (Hagibor on the CWCki, Henry Panfil on YouTube) is sperging out because he got added to the A-Logging Wall of Shame (I mean, if asking Chris to cut his balls of on camera isn't A-Logging then I don't know what is). Now he keeps vandalizing the Page. I keep trying to undo it, but to no avail. If I fucked up by adding somebody without being an admin, I apologize. [[User:Newwaveknight|Newwaveknight]] ([[User talk:Newwaveknight|talk]]) 03:47, 6 April 2017 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==Unable to Donate?==<br />
Hi there, I was planning to chip into the tugboat, but PayPal wouldn't let me do it through my account. I tried clicking on the link to the cwcki PayPal website too, but it redirected me back to the main page.<br />
<br />
--[[User:Camille|Camille]] 10:36, 07 October 2017 (PDT)<br />
: Were you unable to paypal money to cwcdonation@gmail.com ? Sorry, we've always had problems with paypal donations. If you can't send anything through, I appreciate the effort regardless. Hopefully I should be able to set up a more sturdy payment method at some point. Thanks! [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 04:14, 11 October 2017 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==Can ED be Used to get Info?==<br />
There several information that are possible useful for the Cwcki found in ED. Some of them include Liquid Chris' real identity and Sarah Nicole Hammer's death. Is it ok to get info off this site? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 23:13 7 December, 2017 (UTC)<br />
:The issue is less about the source, and more about the relevance to CWC. Would either of those two things help improve understanding of Chris himself? [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 04:24, 8 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
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::Did Sarah Hammer die? The ED page gives her death as February 12, 2016 in a car accident but I can't find any news articles or anything [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] ([[User talk:Eamoo|talk]]) 20:55, 9 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==My Suggestions==<br />
Since there is a heavy influx of bot spam accounts and Hurtful is the only one who can remove them, I suggest we to make more moderators. Hopefully someone active, like psychonerd and Makichi. PS, Did your hear about a Sonichu 16? I'm surprised 14 is skipped. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:25, 24 January 2018 (UTC)<br />
:Maybe you could suggest this on [https://kiwifarms.is/threads/updating-the-cwcki.32440 KF]? It's more likely to get discussed there. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 00:15, 28 January 2018 (UTC)</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Canine&diff=223445
User talk:Canine
2018-10-31T05:05:39Z
<p>Canine: </p>
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<div>==what== <br />
*** USAJAP1 was kicked by canine (what is this i don't even)<br />
!!! You have been kicked from #sonichu<br />
huh --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 17:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)<br />
<br />
Hey Canine. Sorry about being a tard on IRC. I guess you guys are right, I'll just continue transcribing Mumbles from now on. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 03:45, 20 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==IM==<br />
<br />
I have some pressing business that I was referred by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] to you on. Do you have MSN or AIM by any chance? This kind of needs to be kept off the talkpages/IRC.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Uhhh, you can PM me on IRC. Is that a problem? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 02:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== I been personally hired by Chris ==<br />
<br />
To ensure an attack on your wiki is inevitable. You have made great injustices by trolling and harassing this man, but the kind Pickbothmanlol will not tolerate your bullshit. Tell Clyde Cash that I want him to personally e-mail me at my talk page. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:57, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Tanaithetraitor and I will ensure that Clyde Cash talks to us or the wiki will undergo a seige. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:59, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
::RED White Knight is in the base! We gotta protect the suitcase! --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:04, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::'kay [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:07, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::: whatever... [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:30, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Chris use his tugboat for something other than PSN shit and fast food? That is a good one. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
I smell bullshit... I think it's coming from Omegaforce -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:25, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
So, Chris hired Omega to be his personal ass-kisser and white knight? Talk about desperation...[[User:KickBackDude34|KickBackDude34]] ([[User talk:KickBackDude34|talk]]) 21:30, 11 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== You are Fan-Freaking-Tastic ==<br />
<br />
I don't know how you do all the stuff you do! I just thought you should get some appreciation for all your hard work within these past few hours (as well as these past few days, weeks, months, etc). I don't know how that person managed to do all the stuff/blanking they did, but you seem to be on the ball and made it look easy to fix (though I'm sure it's extremely time consuming). I just wanted to say Thanks for being fan-freaking-tastic...so THANKS! <3 --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:12, 31 December 2010 (PST)<br />
: Haha, uhh, thanks. I mean, when people vandalize shit, there's a handy little revert link. So I can just go down the line reverting everything. Not too hard. But thanks anyway. Heh. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 13:05, 2 January 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Get out of bed! ==<br />
<br />
''[walks into Canine's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle]'' f-f-f-f-f ''[in a normal voice]'' I'm Snuffleupagus! Get out of bed! ''[pokes Canine with snuffle, Canine jumps out of bed]'' --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 14:47, 9 January 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
== I rock ice ==<br />
<br />
[[File:Trollface More HD.png|400px]]<br />
Bling-bling bling-bling --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 16:21, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Shrunk it, it was too big. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
==Unblock==<br />
Thanks man. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:53, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
==Panic==<br />
Canine, could you blank my post on the Tomgirl Forum's talk page? It mentions Kim and I don't want Chris up and deciding that she's a slanderous troll (if he hasn't already, I wouldn't know). Thanks. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 02:05, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*You're the best. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:23, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
Oh, another thing. There are quite a few new users. I suspect that they're all from the one IP address. You're probably aware of this. I have to trust that you guys know what you're doing but I fear a shitstorm's brewing. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 20:29, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Stop this==<br />
That was a genuine drawing by christian weston chandler, there is no point in proving it fake [[User:Some|Some]]<br />
:What? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 14:46, 23 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::of course it was real, why did you delete it?-Some<br />
:::You're not convincing anyone, goddamn. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:01, 10 January 2012 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Hey ==<br />
<br />
You [[:File:Cwc3.png|missed]] a [[:File:Cwc4.png|spot]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 10:33, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
:Oh [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:09, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Appealing a Ban on the Forum ==<br />
<br />
What is the proper procedure for appealing a ban on the CWCki forum?<br />
:Beats me. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 18:17, 5 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== PVCC ==<br />
<br />
How do I join PVCC? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 23:15, 16 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Spammers/Bots ==<br />
<br />
The following accounts should be blocked:<br />
<br />
*WilliamStephens (spammed a link on the Chris and Hypocrisy talk page)<br />
*BernieceN (spammer on [http://musowiki.org/index.php/User:BernieceN another wiki])<br />
*HowardHut (spammer on [http://wiki.zelda-solarus.com/index.php?title=Utilisateur:HowardHut another wiki])<br />
*YvonneTHK (spammer on [http://www.ifnipedia.es/index.php?title=Usuario:YvonneThk another wiki])<br />
<br />
That is all for now. [[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:15, 12 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
Thank you![[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:47, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
:Sure [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:45, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
One more: TracieFlo (spammer on [http://www.bleachonline.de/wiki/index.php/Benutzer:TracieFlo other] [http://opensnom.org/index.php/User:TracieFlo wikis])[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:58, 20 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Wiki archive ==<br />
<br />
Hello, I noticed there has not been much activity recently on this site, and I was wondering if you could do a backup of the CWCki wiki and release it for download, (or host on Mega or TPB.) Since there is a lot of information on this site, I would hate to see it disappear one day. --[[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] 19:45, 18 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Reenable editing ==<br />
<br />
I see account creation has been disabled and you're merging all the spam accounts. Would you be able to reenable editing for non-Jerkops or is Cogsdev the only one who can do that? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 00:55, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
<br />
:Yeah, I can do that and I eventually plan to do that. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:48, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Savanah Chandler Messages==<br />
I wanted to add these http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/3/3a/Savannah_chandler.png/ to the [[facebook]] page and put up transcripts of them. As you can see from my edit history I am not a spambot, could you enable editing for me?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 10:28, 23 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:I was actually just about to reenable editing in general. And... I just did. So, go, go and edit to the extreme! [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:10, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::Is editing supposed to be open to all registered users? Cause I still can't edit articles. I think that my previous edits show that I'm a legitimate contributor, can you please enable editing for me? Plus I suggest you shut down editing for non-registered users, some anonymous IP user did some vandalism that I had to revert. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 15:35, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::Shit, yeah, I fucked up. Ok, fixed. But yeah, you still can't edit? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:47, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::I can edit user and talk pages but the articles are still blocked to me. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 16:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::Huh, weird. According to both the settings and the [[Special:ListGroupRights|ListGroupRights page]], users should be able to edit. I'll look into it. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:17, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::::I think I've got it working. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::::It's all good now, thanks for the help. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 02:32, 25 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Kacey date ==<br />
<br />
Was Kacey's description of her meetup with Chris where he was really handsy ever confirmed? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 14:58, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
:There's a description of the meetup floating around somewhere. Indeed, it's legit. I think Kacey might've been exaggerating and/or misinterpreting some of Chris' behavior though. Fatty's pretty gross and creepy, but specifically trying to grab her tits? I don't know about that one...<br />
<br />
:Otherwise it's a good picture of Chris' behavior. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 16:43, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== Kathleen ==<br />
<br />
Why are you replacing her name with an image of it all of a sudden? It's not like she knows or cares about her portrayal in the comics. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:06, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:She does indeed know and care. That's why I'm making these changes. Also, do you mind if I change the section name to just Kathleen? [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:17, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
::Source? Also, I don't give a shit about the name of the section. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:25, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:::I was contacted by JKH on the subject. He asked politely. Kathleen's a pretty minor character, all things considered and Chris only mentioned her directly a few times. I'm going to censor anything outright, but replacing the occasional mention of her name (I think I counted two) with an image is a reasonable compromise. I renamed her article to Kathleen and changed the relevant links. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:47, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
<br />
Why not just replace her name with 'Kat' or something? - [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 1:37, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:My goals were to make it difficult to search for her full name and happen upon the cwcki page, but to also keep as much direct Chris content intact as possible. I just cut her name down to Kathleen whenever it's mentioned in cwcki commentary. Chris quoted her name directly twice. I don't really want to redact things Chris himself wrote, if possible, so I replaced those instances with images. I only counted two of those. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 00:48, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
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==Possibly Lock the A-Logging Page==<br />
A CWCki user (Hagibor on the CWCki, Henry Panfil on YouTube) is sperging out because he got added to the A-Logging Wall of Shame (I mean, if asking Chris to cut his balls of on camera isn't A-Logging then I don't know what is). Now he keeps vandalizing the Page. I keep trying to undo it, but to no avail. If I fucked up by adding somebody without being an admin, I apologize. [[User:Newwaveknight|Newwaveknight]] ([[User talk:Newwaveknight|talk]]) 03:47, 6 April 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==Unable to Donate?==<br />
Hi there, I was planning to chip into the tugboat, but PayPal wouldn't let me do it through my account. I tried clicking on the link to the cwcki PayPal website too, but it redirected me back to the main page.<br />
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--[[User:Camille|Camille]] 10:36, 07 October 2017 (PDT)<br />
: Were you unable to paypal money to cwcdonation@gmail.com ? Sorry, we've always had problems with paypal donations. If you can't send anything through, I appreciate the effort regardless. Hopefully I should be able to set up a more sturdy payment method at some point. Thanks! [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 04:14, 11 October 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==Can ED be Used to get Info?==<br />
There several information that are possible useful for the Cwcki found in ED. Some of them include Liquid Chris' real identity and Sarah Nicole Hammer's death. Is it ok to get info off this site? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 23:13 7 December, 2017 (UTC)<br />
:The issue is less about the source, and more about the relevance to CWC. Would either of those two things help improve understanding of Chris himself? [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 04:24, 8 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
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::Did Sarah Hammer die? The ED page gives her death as February 12, 2016 in a car accident but I can't find any news articles or anything [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] ([[User talk:Eamoo|talk]]) 20:55, 9 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==My Suggestions==<br />
Since there is a heavy influx of bot spam accounts and Hurtful is the only one who can remove them, I suggest we to make more moderators. Hopefully someone active, like psychonerd and Makichi. PS, Did your hear about a Sonichu 16? I'm surprised 14 is skipped. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:25, 24 January 2018 (UTC)<br />
:Maybe you could suggest this on [https://kiwifarms.is/threads/updating-the-cwcki.32440 KF]? It's more likely to get discussed there. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 00:15, 28 January 2018 (UTC)<br />
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==test edit==<br />
testing [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 05:05, 31 October 2018 (UTC)</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PandaHalo&diff=220184
PandaHalo
2018-05-15T21:29:41Z
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<div>{{Quote|Sometimes I remember her, but I have moved on.|Chris, [[Chris and death|sensitive as ever]].<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}<br />
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{{Quote|''[[Kacey]]:'' That would be horrible for you to ignore someone being raped like that, Chris...<br>'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know. It was hard for me to ignore.|from [[Kacey Call 23]]}}<br />
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{{infobox<br />
| title = PandaHalo<br />
| image = [[Image:Pandathumb.png|250px|center]]<br />
|header1 = Information<br />
|label1 = Birth name<br />
|data1 = Sarah Cassandra McKenzie<br />
|label2 = Also known as<br />
|data2 = PandaHalo<br>Sarah-Heart<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3]]</ref><br>Cassey Panda<ref>[[:File:Me and Panda Bear by SonichuSite.jpg]]</ref><br />
|label4 = Gender<br />
|data4 = Female<br />
|label5 = Nationality<br />
|data5 = Australian<br />
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br />
|data6 = White<br />
|label7 = Spouse<br />
|data7 = [[Clyde Cash]]<br />
|label8 = Children<br />
|data8 = Penny Cash<br />
}}<br />
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'''Sarah Cassandra Cash''' (née '''McKenzie'''; nicknamed '''"PandaHalo"''' and '''"Sarah-Heart"''') was [[Chris]]'s TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]] in 2008-09 who lived in southern Australia before her "fiery death".<br />
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==History==<br />
[[Image:Me_and_Panda_Bear_by_SonichuSite.jpg|thumb|Chris isn't totally stupid: if he finds true love, he wants it in writing (''Note the bloody finger:'' using arterial blood!!!).]]<br />
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During the [[Blanca]] Saga, PandaHalo continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare his [[TRUE and HONEST]] love for Panda on September 24, 2008, through a Sonichu drawing.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Me_and_Panda_Bear_by_SonichuSite.jpg</ref><br />
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Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for [[China|sex]]. Panda really pushed the limits of acceptable behavior, and their conversations show just how gullible Chris can be when china is on the line. A good example is how she [[IRC (27 December 2008)|verbally abuses Chris while claiming that she's starting to fall in love]] with [[Robert Simmons V]], occasionally typing extremely obvious and specific insults to Chris and easily passing it off as some kind of bizarre form of Tourette's syndrome, or easily getting Chris to agree to bizarre sex acts, such as convincing him to have sex with a dog for her pleasure (for the record, he said he'd be willing to have sex with a collie, like Lassie)<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>. She managed to obtain the first footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his [[Sex Logs|sexual opinions]]. He also sent Panda a [[PSP]] that was originally intended for [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]. She purported to be a conservative Catholic, challenging Chris' views on premarital sex. He countered that his pastor had said it was permissable, apparently considering the fact that Panda subscribed to a vastly different theology completely invalid.<br />
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In a disturbing act of revenge, [[Clyde Cash]] flew to Australia and raped Panda.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> She fell pregnant with Clyde's child, a fact which didn't appear to faze Chris in the slightest. Clyde immediately and generously offered to take care of Panda and their baby in his mansion, whereas Chris "subtly" pressured Panda into getting an abortion. As Chris was in the middle of lecturing Clyde about forgiveness, he was in an unusually forgiving mood, and actively encouraged Panda to abandon her child to the man who'd raped her so Panda could live with Chris in his parents' house. While Clyde offered to house not only Panda and their child, but Chris as well, his stipulation that Chris would have to get a job nixed that idea. There was also the issue that Clyde's act of rape had gotten Panda addicted to sex (which, as a man who has [[Chris and sex|learned everything he knows about sex from porn]], Chris didn't at all question), and she expressed some interest in regular threesomes with Chris and Clyde. In the end, Panda gave Chris an ultimatum: [[Miyamoto Saga|talk to Nintendo to make ''Sonichu'' a reality]] so that Chris could support their future family together, and she would gladly abort Clyde's baby and live with him as his sex-addicted, baby-spewing wife. Failure to do so meant she would live with Clyde in his mansion and raise their child together. Chris, of course, wouldn't put in the effort to get the only [[Sonichu (game)|two]] [[china|things]] he had ever truly cared about, and forfeited Panda to Clyde. Shortly after, however, he heard about the Australian bushfires...<br />
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=="Death"==<br />
Panda seemingly ceased to exist when Chris failed to meet her ultimatum, and Chris convinced himself that PandaHalo was one of the 173 people who died in the [[Wikipedia:Black Saturday bushfires|Black Saturday bushfires of February 2009]],<ref>[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_75 ''Sonichu'' #9, Episode #20, Page 75]</ref> but whether this is true or not shall remain a mystery '''forever'''. Chris's less-than-stellar knowledge of foreign geography meant that the fact that the fires occurred about a thousand kilometres from where Panda lived did little to inform his theory of her demise.<br />
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In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the fictional version of PandaHalo met her demise. After her building is "put ablaze," she hurls her Poké Balls out the window to save her Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[Blazebob Sonichu]]. After approximately fifteen seconds of mourning, Blazebob reassures Chloe that they need to move on, mirroring Chris's [[Chris and death|lack of grief]] after the real Panda's untimely death.<br />
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==Rebirth==<br />
It only took a year for him to get around to it, but Chris finally obtained some manner of revenge against Clyde Cash for the rape of PandaHalo in a [[Don't Mess With Me|recent YouTube video]]. Granted, it was a complete fantasy...but then, so are all of [[Sonichu_(comic)|Chris's victories]].<br />
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In an [[April 2010]] update to the [[CWCipedia]], Chris published a page discussing the women he's known in his life, including Panda. There, he revealed that he no longer believed she was dead. Instead:<br />
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{{quote|I recently learned that she was still alive, married to Clyde and with healthy child. Even though my memorial dedications were apparently a loss, I wish Sarah and Clyde many happy years in their marriage.|Chris, on the CWCipedia.}}<br />
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In [[Clyde E-mails|released e-mails]], Chris wrote that Clyde had told him that Panda had died, and that this had been a lie meant to get Chris away from her. In return, Chris sought to give Panda the PSN accounts he had made for her and held onto for over a year in exchange for proof of this.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Image:Iamsvenka.png<br />
Image:Chris_Chan_s_Panda_by_-2FC.png<br />
File:Cashes.png|It's Panda, Penny and [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]], and totally not a random picture from Google Image Search<ref>[[Clyde E-mails]]</ref><br />
</gallery></center><br />
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== Sources ==<br />
<references /><br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Chloe]] - A fictional girlfriend Chris made up after Blanca that served as a partial codename for Panda.<br />
* [[Chris and death]]<br />
* [[Chris Sex Logs]]<br />
*[[Clyde E-mails]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://pandahalo.deviantart.com/ Panda's deviantArt Profile]<br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:McKenzie, Sarah Cassandra}}<br />
[[Category:Sweethearts]]<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]<br />
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Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=219679
Main Page
2018-05-03T02:39:34Z
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Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Canine&diff=216644
User talk:Canine
2018-01-28T00:18:38Z
<p>Canine: response</p>
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<div>==what== <br />
*** USAJAP1 was kicked by canine (what is this i don't even)<br />
!!! You have been kicked from #sonichu<br />
huh --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 17:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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Hey Canine. Sorry about being a tard on IRC. I guess you guys are right, I'll just continue transcribing Mumbles from now on. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 03:45, 20 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==IM==<br />
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I have some pressing business that I was referred by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] to you on. Do you have MSN or AIM by any chance? This kind of needs to be kept off the talkpages/IRC.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Uhhh, you can PM me on IRC. Is that a problem? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 02:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== I been personally hired by Chris ==<br />
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To ensure an attack on your wiki is inevitable. You have made great injustices by trolling and harassing this man, but the kind Pickbothmanlol will not tolerate your bullshit. Tell Clyde Cash that I want him to personally e-mail me at my talk page. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:57, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Tanaithetraitor and I will ensure that Clyde Cash talks to us or the wiki will undergo a seige. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:59, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
::RED White Knight is in the base! We gotta protect the suitcase! --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:04, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::'kay [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:07, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::: whatever... [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:30, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Chris use his tugboat for something other than PSN shit and fast food? That is a good one. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I smell bullshit... I think it's coming from Omegaforce -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:25, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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So, Chris hired Omega to be his personal ass-kisser and white knight? Talk about desperation...[[User:KickBackDude34|KickBackDude34]] ([[User talk:KickBackDude34|talk]]) 21:30, 11 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== You are Fan-Freaking-Tastic ==<br />
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I don't know how you do all the stuff you do! I just thought you should get some appreciation for all your hard work within these past few hours (as well as these past few days, weeks, months, etc). I don't know how that person managed to do all the stuff/blanking they did, but you seem to be on the ball and made it look easy to fix (though I'm sure it's extremely time consuming). I just wanted to say Thanks for being fan-freaking-tastic...so THANKS! <3 --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:12, 31 December 2010 (PST)<br />
: Haha, uhh, thanks. I mean, when people vandalize shit, there's a handy little revert link. So I can just go down the line reverting everything. Not too hard. But thanks anyway. Heh. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 13:05, 2 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Get out of bed! ==<br />
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''[walks into Canine's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle]'' f-f-f-f-f ''[in a normal voice]'' I'm Snuffleupagus! Get out of bed! ''[pokes Canine with snuffle, Canine jumps out of bed]'' --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 14:47, 9 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== I rock ice ==<br />
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[[File:Trollface More HD.png|400px]]<br />
Bling-bling bling-bling --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 16:21, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Shrunk it, it was too big. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Unblock==<br />
Thanks man. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:53, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Panic==<br />
Canine, could you blank my post on the Tomgirl Forum's talk page? It mentions Kim and I don't want Chris up and deciding that she's a slanderous troll (if he hasn't already, I wouldn't know). Thanks. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 02:05, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*You're the best. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:23, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Oh, another thing. There are quite a few new users. I suspect that they're all from the one IP address. You're probably aware of this. I have to trust that you guys know what you're doing but I fear a shitstorm's brewing. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 20:29, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Stop this==<br />
That was a genuine drawing by christian weston chandler, there is no point in proving it fake [[User:Some|Some]]<br />
:What? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 14:46, 23 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::of course it was real, why did you delete it?-Some<br />
:::You're not convincing anyone, goddamn. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:01, 10 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Hey ==<br />
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You [[:File:Cwc3.png|missed]] a [[:File:Cwc4.png|spot]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 10:33, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
:Oh [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:09, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Appealing a Ban on the Forum ==<br />
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What is the proper procedure for appealing a ban on the CWCki forum?<br />
:Beats me. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 18:17, 5 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== PVCC ==<br />
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How do I join PVCC? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 23:15, 16 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Spammers/Bots ==<br />
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The following accounts should be blocked:<br />
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*WilliamStephens (spammed a link on the Chris and Hypocrisy talk page)<br />
*BernieceN (spammer on [http://musowiki.org/index.php/User:BernieceN another wiki])<br />
*HowardHut (spammer on [http://wiki.zelda-solarus.com/index.php?title=Utilisateur:HowardHut another wiki])<br />
*YvonneTHK (spammer on [http://www.ifnipedia.es/index.php?title=Usuario:YvonneThk another wiki])<br />
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That is all for now. [[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:15, 12 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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Thank you![[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:47, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
:Sure [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:45, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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One more: TracieFlo (spammer on [http://www.bleachonline.de/wiki/index.php/Benutzer:TracieFlo other] [http://opensnom.org/index.php/User:TracieFlo wikis])[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:58, 20 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Wiki archive ==<br />
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Hello, I noticed there has not been much activity recently on this site, and I was wondering if you could do a backup of the CWCki wiki and release it for download, (or host on Mega or TPB.) Since there is a lot of information on this site, I would hate to see it disappear one day. --[[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] 19:45, 18 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Reenable editing ==<br />
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I see account creation has been disabled and you're merging all the spam accounts. Would you be able to reenable editing for non-Jerkops or is Cogsdev the only one who can do that? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 00:55, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
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:Yeah, I can do that and I eventually plan to do that. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:48, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
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==Savanah Chandler Messages==<br />
I wanted to add these http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/3/3a/Savannah_chandler.png/ to the [[facebook]] page and put up transcripts of them. As you can see from my edit history I am not a spambot, could you enable editing for me?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 10:28, 23 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:I was actually just about to reenable editing in general. And... I just did. So, go, go and edit to the extreme! [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:10, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::Is editing supposed to be open to all registered users? Cause I still can't edit articles. I think that my previous edits show that I'm a legitimate contributor, can you please enable editing for me? Plus I suggest you shut down editing for non-registered users, some anonymous IP user did some vandalism that I had to revert. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 15:35, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::Shit, yeah, I fucked up. Ok, fixed. But yeah, you still can't edit? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:47, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::I can edit user and talk pages but the articles are still blocked to me. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 16:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::Huh, weird. According to both the settings and the [[Special:ListGroupRights|ListGroupRights page]], users should be able to edit. I'll look into it. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:17, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::::I think I've got it working. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::::It's all good now, thanks for the help. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 02:32, 25 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
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== Kacey date ==<br />
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Was Kacey's description of her meetup with Chris where he was really handsy ever confirmed? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 14:58, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
:There's a description of the meetup floating around somewhere. Indeed, it's legit. I think Kacey might've been exaggerating and/or misinterpreting some of Chris' behavior though. Fatty's pretty gross and creepy, but specifically trying to grab her tits? I don't know about that one...<br />
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:Otherwise it's a good picture of Chris' behavior. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 16:43, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== Kathleen ==<br />
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Why are you replacing her name with an image of it all of a sudden? It's not like she knows or cares about her portrayal in the comics. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:06, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:She does indeed know and care. That's why I'm making these changes. Also, do you mind if I change the section name to just Kathleen? [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:17, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
::Source? Also, I don't give a shit about the name of the section. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:25, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:::I was contacted by JKH on the subject. He asked politely. Kathleen's a pretty minor character, all things considered and Chris only mentioned her directly a few times. I'm going to censor anything outright, but replacing the occasional mention of her name (I think I counted two) with an image is a reasonable compromise. I renamed her article to Kathleen and changed the relevant links. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:47, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
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Why not just replace her name with 'Kat' or something? - [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 1:37, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:My goals were to make it difficult to search for her full name and happen upon the cwcki page, but to also keep as much direct Chris content intact as possible. I just cut her name down to Kathleen whenever it's mentioned in cwcki commentary. Chris quoted her name directly twice. I don't really want to redact things Chris himself wrote, if possible, so I replaced those instances with images. I only counted two of those. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 00:48, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
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==Possibly Lock the A-Logging Page==<br />
A CWCki user (Hagibor on the CWCki, Henry Panfil on YouTube) is sperging out because he got added to the A-Logging Wall of Shame (I mean, if asking Chris to cut his balls of on camera isn't A-Logging then I don't know what is). Now he keeps vandalizing the Page. I keep trying to undo it, but to no avail. If I fucked up by adding somebody without being an admin, I apologize. [[User:Newwaveknight|Newwaveknight]] ([[User talk:Newwaveknight|talk]]) 03:47, 6 April 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==Unable to Donate?==<br />
Hi there, I was planning to chip into the tugboat, but PayPal wouldn't let me do it through my account. I tried clicking on the link to the cwcki PayPal website too, but it redirected me back to the main page.<br />
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--[[User:Camille|Camille]] 10:36, 07 October 2017 (PDT)<br />
: Were you unable to paypal money to cwcdonation@gmail.com ? Sorry, we've always had problems with paypal donations. If you can't send anything through, I appreciate the effort regardless. Hopefully I should be able to set up a more sturdy payment method at some point. Thanks! [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 04:14, 11 October 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==Can ED be Used to get Info?==<br />
There several information that are possible useful for the Cwcki found in ED. Some of them include Liquid Chris' real identity and Sarah Nicole Hammer's death. Is it ok to get info off this site? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 23:13 7 December, 2017 (UTC)<br />
:The issue is less about the source, and more about the relevance to CWC. Would either of those two things help improve understanding of Chris himself? [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 04:24, 8 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
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::Did Sarah Hammer die? The ED page gives her death as February 12, 2016 in a car accident but I can't find any news articles or anything [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] ([[User talk:Eamoo|talk]]) 20:55, 9 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==My Suggestions==<br />
Since there is a heavy influx of bot spam accounts and Hurtful is the only one who can remove them, I suggest we to make more moderators. Hopefully someone active, like psychonerd and Makichi. PS, Did your hear about a Sonichu 16? I'm surprised 14 is skipped. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:25, 24 January 2018 (UTC)<br />
:Maybe you could suggest this on [https://kiwifarms.is/threads/updating-the-cwcki.32440 KF]? It's more likely to get discussed there. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 00:15, 28 January 2018 (UTC)</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Canine&diff=214831
User talk:Canine
2017-12-08T04:24:25Z
<p>Canine: /* Can ED be Used to get Info? */</p>
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<div>==what== <br />
*** USAJAP1 was kicked by canine (what is this i don't even)<br />
!!! You have been kicked from #sonichu<br />
huh --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 17:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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Hey Canine. Sorry about being a tard on IRC. I guess you guys are right, I'll just continue transcribing Mumbles from now on. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 03:45, 20 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==IM==<br />
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I have some pressing business that I was referred by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] to you on. Do you have MSN or AIM by any chance? This kind of needs to be kept off the talkpages/IRC.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Uhhh, you can PM me on IRC. Is that a problem? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 02:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== I been personally hired by Chris ==<br />
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To ensure an attack on your wiki is inevitable. You have made great injustices by trolling and harassing this man, but the kind Pickbothmanlol will not tolerate your bullshit. Tell Clyde Cash that I want him to personally e-mail me at my talk page. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:57, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Tanaithetraitor and I will ensure that Clyde Cash talks to us or the wiki will undergo a seige. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:59, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
::RED White Knight is in the base! We gotta protect the suitcase! --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:04, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::'kay [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:07, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::: whatever... [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:30, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Chris use his tugboat for something other than PSN shit and fast food? That is a good one. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I smell bullshit... I think it's coming from Omegaforce -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:25, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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So, Chris hired Omega to be his personal ass-kisser and white knight? Talk about desperation...[[User:KickBackDude34|KickBackDude34]] ([[User talk:KickBackDude34|talk]]) 21:30, 11 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== You are Fan-Freaking-Tastic ==<br />
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I don't know how you do all the stuff you do! I just thought you should get some appreciation for all your hard work within these past few hours (as well as these past few days, weeks, months, etc). I don't know how that person managed to do all the stuff/blanking they did, but you seem to be on the ball and made it look easy to fix (though I'm sure it's extremely time consuming). I just wanted to say Thanks for being fan-freaking-tastic...so THANKS! <3 --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:12, 31 December 2010 (PST)<br />
: Haha, uhh, thanks. I mean, when people vandalize shit, there's a handy little revert link. So I can just go down the line reverting everything. Not too hard. But thanks anyway. Heh. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 13:05, 2 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Get out of bed! ==<br />
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''[walks into Canine's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle]'' f-f-f-f-f ''[in a normal voice]'' I'm Snuffleupagus! Get out of bed! ''[pokes Canine with snuffle, Canine jumps out of bed]'' --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 14:47, 9 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== I rock ice ==<br />
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[[File:Trollface More HD.png|400px]]<br />
Bling-bling bling-bling --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 16:21, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Shrunk it, it was too big. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Unblock==<br />
Thanks man. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:53, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Panic==<br />
Canine, could you blank my post on the Tomgirl Forum's talk page? It mentions Kim and I don't want Chris up and deciding that she's a slanderous troll (if he hasn't already, I wouldn't know). Thanks. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 02:05, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*You're the best. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:23, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Oh, another thing. There are quite a few new users. I suspect that they're all from the one IP address. You're probably aware of this. I have to trust that you guys know what you're doing but I fear a shitstorm's brewing. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 20:29, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Stop this==<br />
That was a genuine drawing by christian weston chandler, there is no point in proving it fake [[User:Some|Some]]<br />
:What? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 14:46, 23 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::of course it was real, why did you delete it?-Some<br />
:::You're not convincing anyone, goddamn. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:01, 10 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Hey ==<br />
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You [[:File:Cwc3.png|missed]] a [[:File:Cwc4.png|spot]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 10:33, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
:Oh [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:09, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Appealing a Ban on the Forum ==<br />
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What is the proper procedure for appealing a ban on the CWCki forum?<br />
:Beats me. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 18:17, 5 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== PVCC ==<br />
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How do I join PVCC? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 23:15, 16 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Spammers/Bots ==<br />
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The following accounts should be blocked:<br />
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*WilliamStephens (spammed a link on the Chris and Hypocrisy talk page)<br />
*BernieceN (spammer on [http://musowiki.org/index.php/User:BernieceN another wiki])<br />
*HowardHut (spammer on [http://wiki.zelda-solarus.com/index.php?title=Utilisateur:HowardHut another wiki])<br />
*YvonneTHK (spammer on [http://www.ifnipedia.es/index.php?title=Usuario:YvonneThk another wiki])<br />
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That is all for now. [[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:15, 12 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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Thank you![[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:47, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
:Sure [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:45, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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One more: TracieFlo (spammer on [http://www.bleachonline.de/wiki/index.php/Benutzer:TracieFlo other] [http://opensnom.org/index.php/User:TracieFlo wikis])[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:58, 20 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Wiki archive ==<br />
<br />
Hello, I noticed there has not been much activity recently on this site, and I was wondering if you could do a backup of the CWCki wiki and release it for download, (or host on Mega or TPB.) Since there is a lot of information on this site, I would hate to see it disappear one day. --[[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] 19:45, 18 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Reenable editing ==<br />
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I see account creation has been disabled and you're merging all the spam accounts. Would you be able to reenable editing for non-Jerkops or is Cogsdev the only one who can do that? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 00:55, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
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:Yeah, I can do that and I eventually plan to do that. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:48, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
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==Savanah Chandler Messages==<br />
I wanted to add these http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/3/3a/Savannah_chandler.png/ to the [[facebook]] page and put up transcripts of them. As you can see from my edit history I am not a spambot, could you enable editing for me?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 10:28, 23 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:I was actually just about to reenable editing in general. And... I just did. So, go, go and edit to the extreme! [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:10, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::Is editing supposed to be open to all registered users? Cause I still can't edit articles. I think that my previous edits show that I'm a legitimate contributor, can you please enable editing for me? Plus I suggest you shut down editing for non-registered users, some anonymous IP user did some vandalism that I had to revert. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 15:35, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::Shit, yeah, I fucked up. Ok, fixed. But yeah, you still can't edit? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:47, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::I can edit user and talk pages but the articles are still blocked to me. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 16:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::Huh, weird. According to both the settings and the [[Special:ListGroupRights|ListGroupRights page]], users should be able to edit. I'll look into it. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:17, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::::I think I've got it working. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::::It's all good now, thanks for the help. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 02:32, 25 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
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== Kacey date ==<br />
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Was Kacey's description of her meetup with Chris where he was really handsy ever confirmed? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 14:58, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
:There's a description of the meetup floating around somewhere. Indeed, it's legit. I think Kacey might've been exaggerating and/or misinterpreting some of Chris' behavior though. Fatty's pretty gross and creepy, but specifically trying to grab her tits? I don't know about that one...<br />
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:Otherwise it's a good picture of Chris' behavior. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 16:43, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== Kathleen ==<br />
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Why are you replacing her name with an image of it all of a sudden? It's not like she knows or cares about her portrayal in the comics. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:06, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:She does indeed know and care. That's why I'm making these changes. Also, do you mind if I change the section name to just Kathleen? [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:17, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
::Source? Also, I don't give a shit about the name of the section. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:25, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:::I was contacted by JKH on the subject. He asked politely. Kathleen's a pretty minor character, all things considered and Chris only mentioned her directly a few times. I'm going to censor anything outright, but replacing the occasional mention of her name (I think I counted two) with an image is a reasonable compromise. I renamed her article to Kathleen and changed the relevant links. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:47, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
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Why not just replace her name with 'Kat' or something? - [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 1:37, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:My goals were to make it difficult to search for her full name and happen upon the cwcki page, but to also keep as much direct Chris content intact as possible. I just cut her name down to Kathleen whenever it's mentioned in cwcki commentary. Chris quoted her name directly twice. I don't really want to redact things Chris himself wrote, if possible, so I replaced those instances with images. I only counted two of those. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 00:48, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
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==Possibly Lock the A-Logging Page==<br />
A CWCki user (Hagibor on the CWCki, Henry Panfil on YouTube) is sperging out because he got added to the A-Logging Wall of Shame (I mean, if asking Chris to cut his balls of on camera isn't A-Logging then I don't know what is). Now he keeps vandalizing the Page. I keep trying to undo it, but to no avail. If I fucked up by adding somebody without being an admin, I apologize. [[User:Newwaveknight|Newwaveknight]] ([[User talk:Newwaveknight|talk]]) 03:47, 6 April 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==Unable to Donate?==<br />
Hi there, I was planning to chip into the tugboat, but PayPal wouldn't let me do it through my account. I tried clicking on the link to the cwcki PayPal website too, but it redirected me back to the main page.<br />
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--[[User:Camille|Camille]] 10:36, 07 October 2017 (PDT)<br />
: Were you unable to paypal money to cwcdonation@gmail.com ? Sorry, we've always had problems with paypal donations. If you can't send anything through, I appreciate the effort regardless. Hopefully I should be able to set up a more sturdy payment method at some point. Thanks! [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 04:14, 11 October 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==Can ED be Used to get Info?==<br />
There several information that are possible useful for the Cwcki found in ED. Some of them include Liquid Chris' real identity and Sarah Nicole Hammer's death. Is it ok to get info off this site? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 23:13 7 December, 2017 (UTC)<br />
:The issue is less about the source, and more about the relevance to CWC. Would either of those two things help improve understanding of Chris himself? [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 04:24, 8 December 2017 (UTC)</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Un-clit&diff=214175
Un-clit
2017-11-21T00:07:43Z
<p>Canine: not infected, just inflamed</p>
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<div>{{honest}}<br />
{{Taxpayermoney}}<br />
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[[File:Tribbing.png|thumb|[[Audiobooks|LOOK AT THAT LINK GODDAMN]].]]<br />
[[File:ChristheKarmaHoudini.PNG|thumb|A Karma Houdini at work.]]<br />
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The '''Un-clit''' was what [[Chris]] called a small piercing on his "taint" (or perineum, in clinical terminology), what's known as a guiche piercing among body modification enthusiasts. He had apparently gotten it as "a fair substitute" for a clitoris, indicating that Chris believes the clitoris is located on a woman's perineum. It seems that Chris's knowledge of female anatomy wasn't noticeably improved by his encounters with [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris's rationale for getting the un-clit also included an introduction to the sex lives of female bonobos.<br />
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After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a ''safety pin''. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and [[Catherine|Catie]] eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether. <br />
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Factoring 2 professional piercings and 2 items of jewellery, Chris [[Chris and money|wasted a grand total of about $200]] of his [[monthly tugboat]] on this. <br />
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==September 18th Facebook Status==<br />
{{quotebox|Well. A whole Half a month without a new update on the trolls' website; I was hoping for longer than that. And I WAS going to make a [[Honest Content|public announcement]] about it anyway. But the cat is out of the bag now.<br />
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Anyway, I had something done to me that is Radical, that I did for my Lesbian Soul! I got a new piercing on my taint on Monday the 15th. About where my clitoris would be if I was a woman! It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my un-clit. I am tending to its cleaning personally in Daily Baths or Showers, as well as cleaning the area with rubbing alcohol twice daily.<br />
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I, Christian Weston Chandler, with no other outside opinions from anyone, have long been thinking about getting a piercing on my taint, with a steel sphere where my clitoris would be if I was born female, in my Soul identity as a Female and a [[Chris and English|Leabian]], as a fair substitute for that, and to stimulate the woman's clitoris via scissoring, YEARS ago after watching the Lesbian couple Tribbing each other in the soft core porn movie, "The Key to Sex".<br />
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And for those who don't know about Tribbing, it is more commonly known as Scissoring, Tribadism is when one woman rubs her vulva against the other woman's vulva, to stimulate each other's clitoris. In fact, there are clits that actually stick out, penetrating the labia and better stimulating the other clitoris. The female bonobo monkeys have long clits, and they trib other female bonobos a LOT of the time.<br />
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And to make sure EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ONCE AND FOR ALL: I am a FEMALE, LESBIAN SOUL TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY. Or to put it another way, I am a LESBIAN TRANSGENDER! I am Seriously Into Women! Males Offend Me, even my own [[duck|Penis]] Totally Grosses Me Out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the Ugly Bulge!<br />
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I HAVE Come Out as the Lesbian Transgender that I Always Have Been and Ever Will! And for everyone of you Sods who continue to mislabel me as a Homosexual Male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss My [[china|Vagina]] Of My Soul!!!<br />
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Have a good day<br />
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism}}<br />
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Despite obviously violating the Community Guidelines, as well as being reported by [[Trolls|concerned Facebook users]], Facebook decided that no part of this status was considered pornographic enough to warrant being removed.<br />
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Chris appeared to have either gotten very bad advice about caring for his new piercing, or gotten good advice and ignored it. No knowledgeable body piercing provider would suggest cleaning a fresh piercing with rubbing alcohol, which is far too harsh a solvent. Chris's misguided aftercare regimen likely contributed to the piercing's rejection.<br />
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==Repiercing the Un-clit==<br />
On 4 [[December 2014]], an update was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] that Chris had re-pierced his taint. The new piercing jewelry was apparently made of gold. <ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-got-his-taint-repierced.6336/</ref> <br />
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{{quotebox|I got the new gold barbell jewelry piece, and I will be getting repierced later today.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Let's pray that in a month, this one does not go migrating either.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|I'm sending caring vibes and love your way! Have a lovely and safe day.}}<br />
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Re-piercing so soon after the first attempt was considered most unwise, as the first migration had had almost no time to heal, and many trolls were concerned that Chris's lack of general hygiene would lead to him risking septicemia.<br />
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Five days later, it was revealed that in addition to the new piercing, Chris was wearing a strap-on harness with the dildo removed to conceal his [[duck]] while he wore [[Tomgirl Saga|women's clothing]]. This raised additional concerns about the cleanliness of the pierced region.<br />
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==The End of the Un-clit==<br />
{{quote|I have an update to just let you know: the patch of skin the jewelry was in was shrinking again. I have just removed the barbell and spheres; I am giving up on that piercing now.|Chris has finally given up on the piercing.}}<br />
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A message from Chris leaked on the CWCki Forums on 12 December showed that he had removed the piercing due to the "patch of skin the jewelry was in ... shrinking again" (presumably referring to another migration). He stated he would "giv[e] up" on the Un-Clit.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-un-clit-is-no-more-chris-comes-to-his-senses.6467/</ref> He was deeply disappointed with this outcome, however, and on [[C-Mas]] [[December 2014|2014]] still hoped that he could receive the gift of a "magical Transformation of my body from Male to completely Female."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails]]</ref> Santa seemingly did not oblige him, perhaps prompting Chris's malicious assault of a store employee on [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]].<br />
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==...or Is It?==<br />
{{main|Un-clit 2.0}}<br />
On 24 [[July 2016]], Chris announced on Facebook that he had grown labia. In reality, while attempting D.I.Y. gender transition surgery, '''he had cut his taint open with a knife'''.<br />
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==Photos==<br />
{{collapsible<br />
|Not safe for work, life, the faint of heart, or anyone who values their sanity.|<center><gallery><br />
File:Unclit (NSFL).jpg|The piercing as it originally appeared.<br />
File:Unclit (INFECTED!!!).jpg|The piercing after Chris' body began to reject it.<br />
File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG|The duck strap.<br />
File:ChrisContraption_03.JPG|The duck strap and un-clit, from under Chris.<br />
File:ChrisContraption 05.JPG|The duck strap, from the left.<br />
</gallery></center>}}<br />
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==References==<br />
<references /><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Un-clit 2.0]]<br />
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[[Category:CWC-isms]]<br />
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Canine&diff=212585
User talk:Canine
2017-10-11T04:14:37Z
<p>Canine: comment</p>
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<div>==what== <br />
*** USAJAP1 was kicked by canine (what is this i don't even)<br />
!!! You have been kicked from #sonichu<br />
huh --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 17:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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Hey Canine. Sorry about being a tard on IRC. I guess you guys are right, I'll just continue transcribing Mumbles from now on. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 03:45, 20 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==IM==<br />
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I have some pressing business that I was referred by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] to you on. Do you have MSN or AIM by any chance? This kind of needs to be kept off the talkpages/IRC.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Uhhh, you can PM me on IRC. Is that a problem? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 02:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== I been personally hired by Chris ==<br />
<br />
To ensure an attack on your wiki is inevitable. You have made great injustices by trolling and harassing this man, but the kind Pickbothmanlol will not tolerate your bullshit. Tell Clyde Cash that I want him to personally e-mail me at my talk page. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:57, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Tanaithetraitor and I will ensure that Clyde Cash talks to us or the wiki will undergo a seige. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:59, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
::RED White Knight is in the base! We gotta protect the suitcase! --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:04, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::'kay [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:07, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::: whatever... [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:30, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Chris use his tugboat for something other than PSN shit and fast food? That is a good one. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I smell bullshit... I think it's coming from Omegaforce -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:25, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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So, Chris hired Omega to be his personal ass-kisser and white knight? Talk about desperation...[[User:KickBackDude34|KickBackDude34]] ([[User talk:KickBackDude34|talk]]) 21:30, 11 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== You are Fan-Freaking-Tastic ==<br />
<br />
I don't know how you do all the stuff you do! I just thought you should get some appreciation for all your hard work within these past few hours (as well as these past few days, weeks, months, etc). I don't know how that person managed to do all the stuff/blanking they did, but you seem to be on the ball and made it look easy to fix (though I'm sure it's extremely time consuming). I just wanted to say Thanks for being fan-freaking-tastic...so THANKS! <3 --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:12, 31 December 2010 (PST)<br />
: Haha, uhh, thanks. I mean, when people vandalize shit, there's a handy little revert link. So I can just go down the line reverting everything. Not too hard. But thanks anyway. Heh. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 13:05, 2 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Get out of bed! ==<br />
<br />
''[walks into Canine's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle]'' f-f-f-f-f ''[in a normal voice]'' I'm Snuffleupagus! Get out of bed! ''[pokes Canine with snuffle, Canine jumps out of bed]'' --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 14:47, 9 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== I rock ice ==<br />
<br />
[[File:Trollface More HD.png|400px]]<br />
Bling-bling bling-bling --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 16:21, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Shrunk it, it was too big. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Unblock==<br />
Thanks man. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:53, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
==Panic==<br />
Canine, could you blank my post on the Tomgirl Forum's talk page? It mentions Kim and I don't want Chris up and deciding that she's a slanderous troll (if he hasn't already, I wouldn't know). Thanks. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 02:05, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*You're the best. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:23, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Oh, another thing. There are quite a few new users. I suspect that they're all from the one IP address. You're probably aware of this. I have to trust that you guys know what you're doing but I fear a shitstorm's brewing. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 20:29, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Stop this==<br />
That was a genuine drawing by christian weston chandler, there is no point in proving it fake [[User:Some|Some]]<br />
:What? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 14:46, 23 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::of course it was real, why did you delete it?-Some<br />
:::You're not convincing anyone, goddamn. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:01, 10 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Hey ==<br />
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You [[:File:Cwc3.png|missed]] a [[:File:Cwc4.png|spot]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 10:33, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
:Oh [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:09, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Appealing a Ban on the Forum ==<br />
<br />
What is the proper procedure for appealing a ban on the CWCki forum?<br />
:Beats me. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 18:17, 5 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== PVCC ==<br />
<br />
How do I join PVCC? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 23:15, 16 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Spammers/Bots ==<br />
<br />
The following accounts should be blocked:<br />
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*WilliamStephens (spammed a link on the Chris and Hypocrisy talk page)<br />
*BernieceN (spammer on [http://musowiki.org/index.php/User:BernieceN another wiki])<br />
*HowardHut (spammer on [http://wiki.zelda-solarus.com/index.php?title=Utilisateur:HowardHut another wiki])<br />
*YvonneTHK (spammer on [http://www.ifnipedia.es/index.php?title=Usuario:YvonneThk another wiki])<br />
<br />
That is all for now. [[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:15, 12 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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Thank you![[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:47, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
:Sure [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:45, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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One more: TracieFlo (spammer on [http://www.bleachonline.de/wiki/index.php/Benutzer:TracieFlo other] [http://opensnom.org/index.php/User:TracieFlo wikis])[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:58, 20 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Wiki archive ==<br />
<br />
Hello, I noticed there has not been much activity recently on this site, and I was wondering if you could do a backup of the CWCki wiki and release it for download, (or host on Mega or TPB.) Since there is a lot of information on this site, I would hate to see it disappear one day. --[[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] 19:45, 18 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Reenable editing ==<br />
<br />
I see account creation has been disabled and you're merging all the spam accounts. Would you be able to reenable editing for non-Jerkops or is Cogsdev the only one who can do that? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 00:55, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
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:Yeah, I can do that and I eventually plan to do that. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:48, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Savanah Chandler Messages==<br />
I wanted to add these http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/3/3a/Savannah_chandler.png/ to the [[facebook]] page and put up transcripts of them. As you can see from my edit history I am not a spambot, could you enable editing for me?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 10:28, 23 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:I was actually just about to reenable editing in general. And... I just did. So, go, go and edit to the extreme! [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:10, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::Is editing supposed to be open to all registered users? Cause I still can't edit articles. I think that my previous edits show that I'm a legitimate contributor, can you please enable editing for me? Plus I suggest you shut down editing for non-registered users, some anonymous IP user did some vandalism that I had to revert. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 15:35, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::Shit, yeah, I fucked up. Ok, fixed. But yeah, you still can't edit? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:47, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::I can edit user and talk pages but the articles are still blocked to me. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 16:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::Huh, weird. According to both the settings and the [[Special:ListGroupRights|ListGroupRights page]], users should be able to edit. I'll look into it. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:17, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::::I think I've got it working. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::::It's all good now, thanks for the help. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 02:32, 25 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
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== Kacey date ==<br />
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Was Kacey's description of her meetup with Chris where he was really handsy ever confirmed? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 14:58, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
:There's a description of the meetup floating around somewhere. Indeed, it's legit. I think Kacey might've been exaggerating and/or misinterpreting some of Chris' behavior though. Fatty's pretty gross and creepy, but specifically trying to grab her tits? I don't know about that one...<br />
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:Otherwise it's a good picture of Chris' behavior. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 16:43, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== Kathleen ==<br />
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Why are you replacing her name with an image of it all of a sudden? It's not like she knows or cares about her portrayal in the comics. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:06, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:She does indeed know and care. That's why I'm making these changes. Also, do you mind if I change the section name to just Kathleen? [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:17, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
::Source? Also, I don't give a shit about the name of the section. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:25, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:::I was contacted by JKH on the subject. He asked politely. Kathleen's a pretty minor character, all things considered and Chris only mentioned her directly a few times. I'm going to censor anything outright, but replacing the occasional mention of her name (I think I counted two) with an image is a reasonable compromise. I renamed her article to Kathleen and changed the relevant links. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:47, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
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Why not just replace her name with 'Kat' or something? - [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 1:37, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:My goals were to make it difficult to search for her full name and happen upon the cwcki page, but to also keep as much direct Chris content intact as possible. I just cut her name down to Kathleen whenever it's mentioned in cwcki commentary. Chris quoted her name directly twice. I don't really want to redact things Chris himself wrote, if possible, so I replaced those instances with images. I only counted two of those. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 00:48, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
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==Possibly Lock the A-Logging Page==<br />
A CWCki user (Hagibor on the CWCki, Henry Panfil on YouTube) is sperging out because he got added to the A-Logging Wall of Shame (I mean, if asking Chris to cut his balls of on camera isn't A-Logging then I don't know what is). Now he keeps vandalizing the Page. I keep trying to undo it, but to no avail. If I fucked up by adding somebody without being an admin, I apologize. [[User:Newwaveknight|Newwaveknight]] ([[User talk:Newwaveknight|talk]]) 03:47, 6 April 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==Unable to Donate?==<br />
Hi there, I was planning to chip into the tugboat, but PayPal wouldn't let me do it through my account. I tried clicking on the link to the cwcki PayPal website too, but it redirected me back to the main page.<br />
<br />
--[[User:Camille|Camille]] 10:36, 07 October 2017 (PDT)<br />
: Were you unable to paypal money to cwcdonation@gmail.com ? Sorry, we've always had problems with paypal donations. If you can't send anything through, I appreciate the effort regardless. Hopefully I should be able to set up a more sturdy payment method at some point. Thanks! [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 04:14, 11 October 2017 (UTC)</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=212194
Main Page
2017-10-04T03:13:45Z
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Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Liquid_Chris&diff=212193
Liquid Chris
2017-10-04T03:13:44Z
<p>Canine: Reverted edits by TheMayorOfCwcville (talk) to last revision by Shekelberg</p>
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{{infobox<br />
| title = Liquid&nbsp;Chris<br />
| image = [[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|250px|center]]<br />
|header1 = Information<br />
|label1 = Name<br />
|data1 = "Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler<br />
|label2 = Also known as<br />
|data2 = Chris Chandler<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref><br>Jeff<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref><br />
|label3 = Date of Birth<br />
|data3 = [[1982|24 February 1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br />
|label4 = Gender<br />
|data4 = Male<br />
|label5 = Nationality<br />
|data5 = [[United States|American]]<br />
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br />
|data6 = White<br />
|label7 = Spouse<br />
|data7 = [[Kacey]]<br />
|label8 = Siblings<br />
|data8 = SimplySpoons (brother)<br />
|label9 = Occupations<br />
|data9 = Freelance comic book artist<br>[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|Musician]]<br />
}}<br />
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'''Liquid Chris''' (born 24 [[February 1982]]) claimed to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Christian Weston Chandler and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. <br />
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{{clear}}<br />
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==Prologue==<br />
[[June 2009]] was a busy month for [[Chris]] (henceforth '''[[Metal Gear Solid|Solid Chris]]'''), with both highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more and knocking back some [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Islands]] with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the reins to his shiny new [[CWCipedia]] and had his [[YouTube]] account "CChanSonichu" compromised. Yes, he was [[Rollin' and Trollin']] indeed.<br />
<br />
{{quote|And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.|Solid Chris<ref name="realprotest">[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
==A challenger appears==<br />
[[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]<br />
[[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|"There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!" |thumb]]<br />
:''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''<br />
<br />
At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [https://web.archive.org/web/20100522150728/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on "CChanSonichu" was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.<br />
<br />
{{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}<br />
<br />
Notably, Liquid Chris sported:<br />
* An official [[Sonichu medallion]] (made out of paper)<br />
* A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)<br />
* [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]<br />
* [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)<br />
* [[Speech impediment|A distinctive nasal voice]]<br />
* [[Autism]]<br />
<br />
All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.<br />
<br />
It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages; i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion.<br />
<br />
==Ian Brandon Anderson==<br />
{{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}<br />
<br />
What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his "CChanSonichu" channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he "called out" three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their dox (well, dropped "supposed states of residence"). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for "CChanSonichu".<br />
<br />
The next piece fell into place when he posted his Rollin' and Trollin' video on his new YouTube account, "[[IBAChandler]]". When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as "Ian Brandon Anderson". Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.<br />
<br />
Even then, the damage control from that episode alone would probably have kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Until that is, Liquid raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.<br />
<br />
==The CWCivil War==<br />
===Opening shots===<br />
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]<br />
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''<br />
<br />
The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC</nowiki>". HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.<br />
<br />
Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!<br />
<br />
HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "[[Julie]]"; NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].<br />
<br />
F*** HIM TO HELL!<ref name="realprotest"/>}}<br />
<br />
Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''<br />
<br />
Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!<br />
<br />
I am Calling YOU OUT!<br />
<br />
[[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA<br />
BEFORE August 2, 2009.<br />
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.<br />
<br />
oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "[[Naive|NAIVE]]", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.<br />
<br />
But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.<br />
<br />
You are a Nerd and a Whimp!<br />
<br />
Have a good day.<br><br />
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler<ref name="realprotest"/>}}<br />
<br />
Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,<br />
<br />
It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.<br />
<br />
Stay True.<br />
<br />
CWC<ref>[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
===The battleground===<br />
<br />
===="More Than A Feeling"====<br />
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]<br />
:''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''<br />
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]<br />
<br />
For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.<br />
<br />
====Spanish Challenge====<br />
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]<br />
:''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''<br />
<br />
More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:<br />
<br />
{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}<br />
<br />
The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].<br />
<br />
====''SingStar'' Challenge====<br />
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]<br />
{{Main|SingStar Challenge}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|"''SingStar'' Challenge"]]}}<br />
<br />
And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.<br />
<br />
As expected, the contest went to Liquid and Solid was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:<br />
* That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].<br />
* That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.<br />
* That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.<br />
<br />
And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.<br />
<br />
==="SHOWDOWN"===<br />
{{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}<br />
<br />
{{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]}}<br />
<br />
On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to arrest Liquid for identity theft and involve Bob in this debacle.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|If you do not come clean right now, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get fucking arrested, thrown in jail, and you will not get to live the peaceful, happy life that Kacey and I would like [voice cracks] you to live because Kacey really cares for you MAN!<ref>[[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
<br />
==="I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up."===<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Liquid<br />
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}<br />
| Stardate = 14 August 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br />
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey<br />
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason<br />
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br />
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. <br> Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]<br />
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:<br />
<br />
{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]]}}<br />
<br />
Then, he tried reason:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!<ref>[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|"The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who"]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is disturbing.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Liquid<br />
| name = GONE<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}<br />
| Stardate = 15 August 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br />
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]<br />
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br />
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of <br> Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]<br />
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.<br />
<br />
==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==<br />
[[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]<br />
{{Main|Kacey}}<br />
<br />
Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections.<br />
<br />
In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''"the previous Chris"'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''"the other Chris"''' repeatedly.<br />
<br />
When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving arms of the Liquid.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Liquid<br />
| name = 10152009<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}<br />
| Stardate = 15 October 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br />
| Subject Matter = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumours<br />
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br />
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]<br />
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. <br> FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Epilogue===<br />
Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]]. <br />
<br />
Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in Sonichu: The Animated Series. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively.<ref><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1gEjtmm9M</s> (dead link as of Jul 2014)</ref> On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.<br />
<br />
Solid Chris now considers Liquid Chris a friend.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Liquid<br />
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}<br />
| Stardate = 06 November 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br />
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics<br />
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br />
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole <br> New World For Kacey]]<br />
| next = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN <br> from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br />
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.<br />
<br />
Signed,<br />
<br />
"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}<br />
<br />
==Irony==<br />
[[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Ian acts as the real Chris, in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].]]<br />
[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]<br />
<br />
IBAChandler has mocked Liquid on several points:<br />
<br />
* [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]<br />
* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]<br />
* [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]<br />
* [[Obesity|His appearance.]]<br />
<br />
It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning.<br />
<br />
In early August 2009,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]</ref> Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.<br />
<br />
In a further fit of irony, Ian ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].<br />
<br />
And in a last irony, Ian impersonated Chris who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].<br />
<br />
<br><br><br><br><br />
<br />
== In the comic ==<br />
[[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]<br />
[[Image:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Beel explains Liquid's fate|thumb|top|right]]<br />
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!|left]]<br />
[[Image:Liquids_end.png|The commission as first seen in Ben Saint's lecture|thumb|top|right]]<br />
<br />
Despite being one of the most important events in Christory, the Liquid Saga is addressed in only two pages within the entirety of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. On 17 [[November 2009]], Liquid made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.<br />
<br />
Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done. <ref>[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]</ref><br />
<br />
Since Liquid's fate in the comic remained nebulous at best, a comic artist called Ben Saint commissioned a piece from Solid Chris that explained Liquid's ultimate fate. To the surprise of Saint himself, Chris actually delivered. The piece was revealed in a YouTube lecture by Saint on the timeline of the Sonichu canon<ref>[[https://youtu.be/vFOIauPQ5XI?t=4433| Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture]]</ref> and included commentary by [[Beel]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and Chris himself.<br />
<br />
{{quote|So, you want to know the fate of the past impostor of Christian, as the original person was known? Simply put, [[IBAChandler]], he was dragged down to hell, punished of identity theft, and all of his memories and past incarnations reset. His soul was born a fresh blank into a newborn child, and his old body was burned in Hell's lava pool.|Solid Chris in the comissioned art.}}<br />
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==Fan videos==<br />
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| name = The Final Fight — Part I<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ayObshLZQwI}}<br />
| Stardate = 2 XI 2009<br />
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br />
| Subject = <br />
| Video Type = <br />
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = The Final Fight — Part II<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|s1SBdwZDN1k}}<br />
| Stardate = 4 XI 2009<br />
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br />
| Subject = <br />
| Video Type = <br />
}}<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = The Final Fight — Part III<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dYrgl-otclY}}<br />
| Stardate = 6 XI 2009<br />
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br />
| Subject = <br />
| Video Type = <br />
}}<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On Hexbawks. :)]]<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XhENYYmGAeA}}<br />
| Stardate = 25 [[January 2010]]<br />
| Maker = BobbyHillify<br />
| Subject = <br />
| Video Type = Trailer for the upcoming [[Xbox]] game.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Theme Song - Caillou<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ipQvu7JoAbE}}<br />
| maker = SiIvaGunner<br />
| stardate = 4 [[November 2016]]<br />
| type = High quality video game rip<br />
}}<br />
<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|''Liquidus'' Chris.]]<br />
* [[Solid Chris]]<br />
* [[Robert Simmons V|Solidus Chris]]<br />
* [[Jimmy Hill]]<br />
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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== External links ==<br />
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWx5HnCkR0B0L6oPwjoiWsg The Liquid Archive]<br />
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br />
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List of Chris's edits to the CWCki
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<p>Canine: Reverted edits by TheMayorOfCwcville (talk) to last revision by Darkbind</p>
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<div>[[File:Chrisshotweb.jpg|thumb|Summary of the incident.]]<br />
After Chris discovered the [[CWCki]] in [[March 2010]], he [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|demanded]] that pages related to his family and [[gal pals]] be removed, giving two deadlines. Around midnight on [[April 2010|1 April]], past the second deadline, he decided to attack CWCki, signing up as [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]]. In true CWC style, his [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|vandalism]] was less than impressive. In fact, since he made them on April Fools' Day, many users just assumed that it was an elaborate and lulzy prank on the part of the administrators. But no, it was f'real. Christian vandalized the CWCki's articles to make them look as if they are praising him. As usual Chris's [[Chris and English|tenuous grasp of grammar]] made his edits stand out like a sore thumb.<br />
<br />
Chris later returned under the guise of [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]], making several posts from 5 [[May 2010]] to 13 [[July 2010]]. Chris returned again about a year later as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] on [[November 2011|4 November 2011]], part of the [[28 October 2011]] aftermath. He uploaded three pictures of [[Michael Snyder]].<br />
<br />
Although Chris originally demanded that the CWCki's administrators only edit or remove pages related to his friends and family, it is perhaps telling that when he finally set himself to actively vandalizing the site, he ignored those pages, choosing instead to make edits [[Chris and his Ego|glorifying himself]]. <br />
<br />
Listed below are all of Chris's edits made on his accounts, unedited by trolls and exactly as he wrote them. An exception is made for headings, which are replaced with '''bold text''' in the quoteboxes.<br />
<br />
==GodofThunderGodofWar==<br />
<br />
[[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|All edits]]<br />
<br />
===1 April, 12:35===<br />
His first action was editing the Did You Know? column, removing the majority of the factoids while adding a few of his own, most of which were merely rewrites of existing comments. Hilariously, he begins to glorify himself only ''after'' stating "The CWCki is a LOAD OF BULL", effectively nullifying his own attempts.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
*...This webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL?<br />
*...that Christian Chandler ALWAYS IS the mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br />
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are not to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?<br />
*...that Chris buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?<br />
*...that Chris has been recording himself as early as [[Manchester High School|10th grade]]?<br />
}}<br />
<br />
The following comments however, were left untouched.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br />
*...that [[Chris]]'s sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?<br />
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris.27s_antics|Level Up King]]?<br />
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br />
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? <br />
:*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is ''[E-Mail My Heart]''?*<br />
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br />
}}<br />
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Some of the factoids were likely left alone because Chris failed to [[Autism|notice their sarcasm]] and mistook them for compliments. [[Naïve|On a troll site]]. It should also be noted that the Pixelblocks factoid was also untouched, save for Chris adding the word "not" in the middle. It was likely that he perceived it to be a spelling mistake and decided to correct it, even though the word "neither" instead of "either" later in the sentence causes Chris to [[Chris and English|''add'' a mistake instead]]. Chris finally relinked [[Song of Christian]] to "10th grade", a broken link.<br />
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<small>*Altered for this article. This normally links to a [[YouTube]] video, but external links mess up the quoteboxes.</small><br />
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===1 April, 12:42===<br />
Chris then changed the "Article of the Now" from [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] to himself.<br />
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[[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|200px|lolwut.]]<br />
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'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgin]], Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a [[brilliant]] character, starring in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife.<br />
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Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter.<br />
}}<br />
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This edit is perhaps the most condensed essence of Christian to ever emerge in pseudo-paragraph format. Between the utter butchery of the English language, blatant ego stroking, and unintentional creepiness ("Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter"), Christian pretty much sums up what legions of trolls have spent nearly half a decade trying to record for the world. Also note that, while on a website dedicated to trolling him, he still attempts to insert links to other parts of the wiki. In all likelihood, Chris planned to vandalize these elements as well but stopped due to [[stress]]. In the original edit, the link "brilliant" linked instead to the Fail page. Much like the 10th grade link example above, Chris removed this part and created a red link.<br />
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===1 April, 12:44===<br />
A couple of minutes after, he made the infamous [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] the Picture of the Now.<br />
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{{quotebox|[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|300px|left|lolwut?]]<br />
<br />
A recently leaked image shows an illustration by [[Chris]] having [[Sweet, Sweet Sex]] with three young women, including a white one, a black one, and one in-between.Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D}}<br />
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Not much needs saying here. Chris chose the image and added some [[random-access humor]]. Why this image? Nobody knows. Also, the red link this time was actually put in entirely by Chris himself, rather than being another unintentional mistake. Why he thought the CWCki would have a page on "Sweet, Sweet Sex" is anyone's guess.<br />
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==JenkinsJinkies==<br />
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[[Special:Contributions/JenkinsJinkies|All edits]]<br />
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===5 May, 01:08===<br />
In his first edit on the new account, Chris commented on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|the hacking]] of the [[PS3]], saying the supposed bug was just an antenna. However, later that day he tore out the antenna anyway, just to be safe.<ref>[[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]</ref><br />
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'''Dude, Really? That's an Antenna'''<br />
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I trolled around and found it. http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html --[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 01:08, 5 May 2010 (UTC)}}<br />
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===8 May, 03:09 - 03:16===<br />
Chris then turned to the [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]], clarifying that his ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' add-on pack was not bought by the trolls who took over his [[PSN]], but his ''[[Wikipedia:Killzone_2|Killzone 2]]'' pack was.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88589 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref> He also said that the ''[[wikipedia:Downfall (film)|Downfall]]'' he bought was a movie, not a video game,<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_game_downloads&action=historysubmit&diff=88592&oldid=88590 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref> and removed a slanderous mockery implying that his [[duck]] was small.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88590 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref><br />
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===3 July, 16:02 - 16:25===<br />
Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, quoted below, in which he ranted about [[Amanda]], a part-time [[manajerks|manajerk]], who wouldn't give Chris a ''[[Wikipedia:The Twilight Saga: Eclipse|The Twilight Saga: Eclipse]]'' Sweepstake token because he only bought a $1.09 ice cream. <br />
{{quotebox|<br />
{{Taxpayermoneynoinclude}}<br />
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[[File:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|A view of the counter where behind which has its own Troublemakers.]]<br />
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'''Coffee Anyone?'''<br />
<br />
Within this single fast-food joint of the small town of Ruckersville, VA, Bobby goes for a morning coffee and breakfast most days of the week. Sadly, though, on some of those days, along with other seinor citizens who have been going there for years for their own "Early Bird Specials", they get harassed by one or two of the snot-nosed, snooty employees.<br />
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One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time [[Manajerks]] who gives her elders the coldest of shoulders. Even with the recent Twilight sweepstakes, one or two of these folks who have enjoyed the Medium Icees for a single dollar and nine cents during their limited-time promotion and received the cups with the game pieces on them, Amanda recently decided that "One Dollar is TOO LITTLE for a Piece of the Sweepstakes Action."<br />
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Amanda also really Opens Up for the Black People; she would be most friendly to any of the black people. Uncle Ruckus would really kick the shit out of the bitch for not treating us white people with good kindness and respect. All of the seinors who loyally come in for their daily morning bread would just itch for the chance to smack her ass and crack her [[china]] in due respect to the harassment she has butthurt unto them.<br />
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'''Amanda'''<br />
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Not much else is known about Amanda at the moment, but the seinors have heard that she is a mother of two (probably get a daily butthurt from her every night). She is also assumed to be still married. I feel really sorry for the dude who has put up with that woman for the amount of time they've been married.<br />
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'''More Coffee Goodness'''<br />
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It has been reported that Chrissy has been sighted there, but no photographs has been taken, aside from the one above, of him inside the restaurant.<br />
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Photographic evidence should be sent to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Also, feel free to show off to everyone around you at the time the fresh Gay Trucker Photographs are taken. Users will be greatly rewarded with [[china]] and/or [[pickle|pickles]]!<br />
}}<br />
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This edit was the first where Chris began to make his presence known. All edits under the JenkinsJinkies name were subtle up until this point, where any effort of subtlety ends. Chris made it obvious that it was him right from the start, both from his [[Chris and English|poor spelling]] and his terrible attempt to imitate what he believes [[trolls]] are like; for example, he obviously believes trolls to be [[Chris and race|racist]], so he goes off on a tangent about black people halfway through. He believes that all trolls have [[Chris and sex|sexual issues]], so he acts like an outright misogynist in the last paragraph. He also attempts using internet slang like the word "butthurt", which he somehow manages to [[Honor roll|use as a verb]]. Chris also updated the [[Template:Places|places template]] accordingly to link to his new article.<br />
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===3 July, 20:16===<br />
After CWCkians later arrived and saw that a contributor had put up a shitty article with no citations or real evidence of anything happening, they assumed a troll pretending to be Chris made the article, or else a [[slow-in-the-minds|really stupid person]], and put up a deletion template. Chris noticed and leapt to the article's defense on the talk page with this textwall.<br />
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'''Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama.'''<br />
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My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.<br />
<br />
Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.<br />
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I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.<br />
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Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.<br />
<br />
But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.<br />
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Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.<br />
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For the LULZ!!!!<br />
<br />
--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Here, Chris established his troll backstory and continued trying to act as close to what he believed a troll to be like as possible. This time he plays the part of a [[BlueSpike|sadist]] who hates Chris because he's [[Autism|special]], was [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|bullied at school]], and had [[Bob Chandler|daddy issues]], because that is what real trolls are like entirely.<br />
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===11 July, 19:43 - 12 July, 08:05===<br />
In response to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] leaving Chris a message on his user talk page, asking for his personal information so he could send him a reward for providing them with information, Chris posted this strange rambling.<br />
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Thanks, man, but I'm good; I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.<br />
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That's all the info I got of [[Amanda]]; my family and I don't travel to South VA that often, but I'll see if I can hitch another trip and find a place to crash in VA. I wouldn't be missed; I am soo overlooked in my family.<br />
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Something else that has piqued my curiousity [sic], from the [[Hooker incident]], I'm wondering from which luscious company or group [[Bryan Bash]] the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D<br />
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Thank you for your support, [[User:Clydec|Clydec]]; you're awesome.<br />
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--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 18:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
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The main focus of the message seems to be Chris establishing more of his troll backstory, giving excuses as to why he couldn't give Clyde his details, and dropping as many troll buzzwords as possible, like "[[4-cent_garbage.com|Anon]]" and "[[Laughs Under Lucricities|LULZ]]". He also inquires about the hookers sent to his house by Bryan Bash, likely so he can take advantage of their services to get rid of his hated [[Virgin with rage|virginity]]. Also notice how even when he's deep undercover as a Chris-hating troll, he still feels the need to bolster his own [[Chris and his Ego|ego]], claiming to be genuinely afraid of Chris; something no other than Chris himself could ever consider seriously other than a joke.<br />
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When Clyde pointed out appropriately that being afraid of Chris indicated that Jenkins was a pussy, Chris replied with:<br />
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Firstly, I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper. Second, I saw those videos; he is still a curiously impulsive individual. It is people like him that tend to explode in a hidden-potential fury that could be very dangerous. While you may see him as a weak fuck, I see a crazy man who will likely strike at any given moment.<br />
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During the time now, I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, yet I still am concerned in what intelligence and fury lie within him waiting to strike. He may be only waiting and plotting for the day when he may hunt us down, one by one. We can only hope that day will never come.<br />
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--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 07:05, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Again, despite being undercover as a troll, Chris spends time trying to convince Clyde and others that he is very [[I AM STRONG|strong]], [[Honor roll|intelligent]] and will [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|probably kill them all]]. Again, these are things which only Chris could ever seriously believe. Also add "wild as a serial raper" to the list of memorable Chris-Chan quotes.<br />
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===13 July, 22:24===<br />
And of course, where would we be without a little advertising? Even while pretending to be a troll, Chris still [[Chris and his Ego|couldn't resist]] breaking cover yet again to advertise his ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' beta tracks.<br />
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'''He has his Beta Track Up'''<br />
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As well as some actually neatly recreated Hot Wheels vehicles. He locked a couple of them; the manchild must have Favorited those TWO cars from his collection. LOL His track is lengthy, and confusing, but I managed to run some laps on it. And he added a good version of the Park with a fountain, and a Beach.<br />
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Download his Beta Cwcville Track for the laughs of using the defaulted Beta Tools.--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
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This was his last edit on the CWCki before he signed up for [[Trollin Train]], which was a scheme by Clyde and [[Surfshack Tito]] to trick Chris into destroying his [[PS3]]. It ended in [[The MovingFoward videos|great success]]. All further JenkinsJinkies dumbfuckery is documented on the Trollin Train article.<br />
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==Christianchandler==<br />
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[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler|All edits]]<br />
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===4 November, 18:26 - 18:32===<br />
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Chris's first action under this account was to upload three photos of [[Michael Snyder]] taken with his [[Nintendo|3DS]] during the [[28 October 2011]] incident. The first was taken from the interior of [[The GAMe PLACe]], and was put on its CWCki article. The other two were taken in the parking lot from inside [[Son-Chu]]; they were added on Snyder's article, one of them replacing an [[:File:2004 merchant of venice 008.jpg|existing image]]. Chris added his own captions, in which he hilariously [[Chris and hypocrisy|mocked]] [[Obesity|Snyder's weight]] and accused him of being a [[Pedofork|child-molesting]] [[Chris and religion#Judaism|Jew]].<br />
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The photos Chris uploaded are below, including his captions.<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:HNI 0020.JPG|"The inside of the PLACe as of October 27, 2011."<br />
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File:HNI 0021.JPG|"Look at his "slender" figure."<br />
File:HNI 0022.JPG|"Michael Snyder, the dirty '''Fat''', child-molesting <s>Jew</s> gentile."<br />
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</gallery><br />
<br />
===4 November, 18:40 - 18:41===<br />
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Chris proceeded to make the second photo the Picture of the Now...<br />
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{{quotebox|[[File:HNI_0021.JPG|200px|left]] [[Michael Snyder, in the flesh.]]!|}}<br />
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...And subsequently added mentions of all three to [[:Template:Da Update|Da Update]].<br />
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{{quotebox|*4 [[November 2011|October]]: [[Michael Snyder]]; up close and personal in three new "HNI" photographs.}}<br />
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===4 November 20:02 - 20:03===<br />
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Chris returned about 80 minutes later to upload two new pictures. The first is of an [[anime]] girl named XBOX360ko, apparently a human with every feature of an [[HEXBox|XBOX 360]]. He then replaced the second Snyder photo with a picture of a colorful fox. The bottom-right corner reads [[Chris and his Ego|©ME ME ME ME ME]]. The purposes of both photos are [[Random-access humor|unknown]].<br />
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File:481px-360tankx6.jpg<br />
File:Chrisfox.JPG<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br />
*[[CWCki]]<br />
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]<br />
*[[Coffee Place]]<br />
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{{The Internet}}<br />
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[[Image:0481-CWC18th12.jpg|thumb|In '''2000''', [[Chris]] celebrated his 18th birthday.]]<br />
[[Image:043-CWCsFavHitsIn.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2000'''.]]<br />
[[Image:0484-CWC18th15.jpg|thumb|Chicks, uncomfortable in the [[Chandler]] household on '''24 February 2000'''.]]<br />
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5_crop_2.jpg|thumb|'''April 2000''', the Chandlers are moving houses.]]<br />
[[Image:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|thumb|In '''October 2000''', Chris launches the [[Sonichu.net|CWC Sonichu site]].]]<br />
[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|In late '''2000''', Chris created the first [[Sonichu Medallion]].]]<br />
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The year '''2000''' is the year that Chris turned 18 years old. He graduated from high school and started attending [[Piedmont Valley Community College]]. The year 2000 is iconic for the [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Sonichu fanbase]], as it was the year that he thought up [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] while making ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]''. However, he didn't start making [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]] until [[2004]].<br />
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==Events of 2000==<br />
* Sometime - Chris begins taking Paxil.<ref>[[Autism papers#MEDICATIONS:]]</ref><br />
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===January===<br />
* 21 January - Chris requests information about [[Spanish]]-language Pokemon cards on his website, [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].<br />
* 22 January - Mrs. Raghu, a friend from [[Richmond]], signs Chris's guestbook and says that [[Pokémon]] is sooooo cute.<ref name="Guestbook">[http://web.archive.org/web/20001021022214/http://neptune.guestworld.lycos.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=Starytime Guestbook] of [[CWC's Pokésite 2]]</ref><br />
* 22 January - Jaime, a "friend" of Chris's from his [[Spanish]] 2 class, signs his guestbook and says that his website is really cool, seriously.<ref name="Guestbook" /><br />
* 26 January - A person named Scott signs Chris's guestbook and compliments his site.<ref name="Guestbook" /><br />
<br />
===February===<br />
[[File:KelHallOfFame.jpg|thumb|Drawn in Feb. 2000]]<br />
* 14 February - Chris writes [[Valentines Day Hymn]], a poem, and creates a collage to go with it. He posts it on his website.<br />
*18 February - Chris draws [[Kel]] with her Pokémon.<br />
* 19 February - Chris and [[Barb]] prepare for his [[My big 18th party (story)|birthday party]].<br />
* 24 February - Chris's 18th birthday. He has pepperoni pizza and [[CWC Cola|Pepsi]], along with watching ''Good Burger'', with his [[Gal-pal]]s at home. This might have been the best day of his entire life.<br />
<br />
===March===<br />
* 3 March - Chris updates his list of Pokemon Promo cards on his site.<br />
* 4 March - Megan Mitchell, sister of Chris's [[gal-pal]] [[gal pal#Miranda Joyce Mitchell|Miranda Mitchell]], signs his guestbook and says that Chris is very good at drawing.<ref name="Guestbook" /><br />
* 12 March - Chris writes [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]], probably for [[Spanish]] class. It shows how crappy Chris's attempts at doing his homework were.<br />
* 13 March - Chris makes another update to his Pokemon Promo card list on his site.<br />
* 16 March - Mrs. Dunlap, one of Chris's teachers, signs his guestbook and says how nice the website looked after using [[gal pal#Miranda Joyce Mitchell|Miranda]]'s logos.<ref name="Guestbook" /><br />
* 17 March - One of the most fateful days in Chris' history. When Chris is assigned to create his own CD cover, he finds out that copyrighted characters were prohibited from the project. As a result, he thinks up the character Sonichu, a hybrid of [[Pikachu]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]], as a way to get around copyrights held by [[Sega]] and [[Nintendo]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> <br />
* 20 March - Kelbie, Annchop and Kixfairy, very strange Pokemon, are created by Chris.<br />
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===April===<br />
* 2 April - Chris attends [[Kellie Andes]]'s birthday party. He gives her a Sonichu sweatshirt.<br />
* 2 April - Chris makes another update to his list of Pokemon Promo cards on his website.<br />
* 3 April - Chris posts the American Team Rocket card list on his site.<br />
* 4 April - Chris updates [[CWC's Pokésite 2|El PokéSite de RWC 2]].<br />
* 7 April - Chris designs the cover for ''Christian's Favorite Hits!''.<br />
* 13 April - Chris creates the [[Metonic]] card.<br />
* 19 April - Chris creates the Christian's Sonichu card. <br />
* 24 April - Chris starts making his self-documentary [[A Week With Christian Chandler]].<br />
* 24 April - Chris's friend Jarrett from the Pokemon League signs his guestbook.<ref name="Guestbook" /><br />
* 29 April - Chris goes to the [[Pokémon]] league at [[Books-A-Million]]. A party is held in honor of the launch of the Team Rocket Pokémon series.<br />
* 30 April - Chris writes that the Chandler family is moving back to [[Ruckersville]]. Christian helps move boxes.<br />
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===May===<br />
* May - Chris takes his mom to [[Seinor prom|senior prom]].<br />
* May - Chris makes his cover for his [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] project.<br />
* 1 May - At school, Chris prints the cover for his CD. He complains about having to ride home in a bus with some "[[slow-in-the-minds]]" in it. It's an odd day, so Chris has lunch alone.<br />
* 2 May - Chris falls asleep during English class. Because it is an even day, Chris has lunch with his friends [[Tiffany Gowen]] and [[Sarah Bevel]].<br />
* 3 May - At home, Chris plays videogames, sorts his Pokémon cards and browses the internet. He also visits the YMCA pool.<br />
* 4 May - A school day; at Contemporary Living class Chris makes some pasta with Tiffany and Sarah, at Photography class Chris makes a mothers-day gift for Barb.<br />
* 5 May - Chris goes to school in shirt and tie, because it's the day of the Senior Group Photo. Because the shoot takes so long, he is picked up from school by [[Bob]].<br />
* 9 May - Chris creates the Christian's Christian card.<br />
* 10 May - Chris updates [[CWC's PokéSite 2]]. He changes around the fonts a bit, and adds a text that tells visitors to bookmark and promote his site, and to leave a message in his guestbook.<br />
* 11 May - Chris creates the [[Sonichu 6|Dark Sonichu]] card.<br />
* 29 May - Chris announces the arrival of a new Promo Trainer card and apologizes for not having the "inspiration" to update his site lately. <br />
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===June===<br />
* 1 June - Chris creates the Surfing Sonichu card.<br />
* 2 June - Chris creates the Snowboarding Sonichu card.<br />
* 9-11 June - Chris attends BrickFest 2000, an adult [[Lego]] fan convention.<br />
* 15 June - Chris graduates from [[Manchester High School]]<ref>[[Chris's resume#Professional Education]]</ref> on [[honor roll]]. He throws a hissy-fit.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#Graduation]]</ref><ref>DVD, graduation notes [[:Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|1]] and [[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|2]]</ref><br />
* June - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[Books-A-Million]] in Midlothian.<ref name="experience">[[Chris's resume#Experience]]</ref><br />
* June - Chris starts working as a volunteer Gym Leader at [[Card_games#Toys_.22.D0.AF.22_Us|Toys "Я" Us]] in Charlottesville.<ref name="experience" /><br />
* 19 June - Chris updates [[CWC's PokéSite 2]]. He changes the fonts and removes some text. He says that he is in the process of moving and is stressed out.<br />
* 20 June - According to A Week With Christian Chandler, Chris and his family finish moving from [[Richmond|Midlothian]] to [[Ruckersville]] on this day.<br />
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===July===<br />
* 14 July - Chris makes a CD for his "big bro" [[Cole Smithey]]'s birthday. He makes like a DJ and does a radio show on [[KCWC]] about him.<br />
* 16 July - Chris finishes the illustration for his CD for Cole.<br />
* 17 July - On his site, Chris declares that his family is finally finished moving to [[Ruckersville]].<br />
* 22 July - Chris provides information about new Pokemon Promo cards on his site.<br />
* 26 July - "Sonichu" signs Chris's guestbook, saying that Chris's site is terrific.<ref name="Guestbook" /><br />
* 27 July - Chris sets to work on ''Christian's Favorite Hits 2!'' He also posts a Promo Card checklist on his website.<br />
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===August===<br />
* August - Chris begins his first year at PVCC.<ref>[[Chris's resume#Academic Education]]</ref><br />
* 9 August - Chris provides information about the new *Cool Porygon Promo card on his site.<br />
* 10 August - Chris discusses Gym Heroes cards on his site.<br />
* 16 August - Chris's friend from [[Card games|Toys R Us]], Jason, signs his guestbook, saying that he beat Chris with a Moltres stall deck and wishing him good luck at PVCC.<ref name="Guestbook" /><br />
* 20 August - Chris makes a Yahoo! account. The username is CChandler9885.<br />
* 28 August - Chris creates the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]] logo.<br />
* 29 August - Chris announces on his [[CWC's Pokésite 2|site]] that a new Sonichu website will be coming in the winter. He would later claim that this was the day the Sonichu site was "launched".<br />
* 30 August - [[Sonichu's News Dash]] Preview issue #00 comes out.<br />
* 31 August - Chris's friend from [[PVCC]], Nicole, signs his guestbook and says that he did a good job on the website, and she wishes him luck in anything he does.<ref name="Guestbook" /><br />
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===September===<br />
* 4 September - [[Sonichu's News Dash]] Preview issue #01 comes out. [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is first mentioned. He posts the [[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)|Bionic short story]] on his site.<br />
* 4 September - [[Bob]] turns 73.<br />
* 7 September - Chris creates Chicachu, the female Pikachu, and Maychu, the female Raichu.<br />
* 18 September - Chris provides a theory about the Pokémon TCG League on his site.<br />
* 19 September - Chris updates his Christian's Sonichu card, and creates the Christian's Chicachu card and the Christian's Maychu card. He also creates the [[CWCville|Cwick City]] Gym card.<br />
* 20 September - Chris reports on a new Promo Gym card on his site.<br />
* 23 September - Chris makes the Christian's Weeler, Christian's Hotfinish and Christian's Strongtire cards. He also makes a TopDeck cover with Sonichu for his [[scrapbook]].<br />
* 24 September - Chris creates the Christian's Flashbulb, Christian's Coonbulb, Christian's Bugzapp, Christian's Kelbie, Christian's Annchop and Christian's Kixfairy cards.<br />
* 28 September - [[Sonichu's News Dash]] Preview issue #02 comes out. Chris announces that on his new Sonichu site, he will be providing Sonic reviews and previews.<br />
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===October===<br />
* October - Chris opens CWC's Sonichu Site!.<br />
* 1 October - [[Barb]] turns 59.<br />
* 5 October - Chris updates his Pokemon website, and reports on new Pikachu Promo cards.<br />
* 7 October - Chris posts a new checklist of Gym Challenge cards on his Pokemon site.<br />
* 20 October - Chris makes another update to his Pokemon website.<br />
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===November===<br />
* 11 November - Chris signs the guestbook of a website called Lione Productions.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:134331167038.png</ref><br />
* 12 November - Chris creates a CD for his gal-pal [[Kellie Andes]] for Christmas.<ref>[[:File:049-Songs4Kellie.jpg]]</ref><br />
* 15 November - Chris updates CWC's PokéSite 2 again. He changes the font and adds some text.<br />
* 19 November - Unfazed by the failure that was Christian's Favorite Hits 2!, Christian makes Christian's Favorite Hits 3!<br />
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===Winter===<br />
* Chris crafts the first [[Sonichu Medallion]] from [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]].<br />
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===December===<br />
* 5 December - On his Pokemon site, Chris reports on a [[contest]] to win a Pikachu card. He also provides information about Marril cards.<br />
* 12 December - Chris updates CWC's Sonichu Site!<br />
* 17 December - Chris reports on his site that Marril is a Promo card.<br />
* 21 December - [[Sonee]], Sonichu's offspring, has a card created for him.<br />
* 22 December - Chris publishes his last news item on CWC's Pokésite 2, regarding the new Neo Set Checklists and Deck Lists. Also, according to the [[Wall of Originals]], this was the day that Chris conceived [[Rosechu]] and the [[Zapbud]].<br />
* 23 December - Chris creates another TopDeck magazine cover featuring his creations.<br />
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==References==<br />
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<div>The following is a '''list of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' characters''', in order of appearance.<br />
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==[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]==<br />
===Christian Weston Chandler===<br />
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris-Chan Sonichu|Collosal Chan|Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan}}<br />
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[[File:ColossalChrisChanVSMaryLeeWalsh.jpg|thumb|The heroic Christian Weston Chandler!]]<br />
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Chris-chan's alternate self and [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]], who, believe it or not, is meant to be the hero. In the comic, Chris is portrayed as much thinner than his corpulent IRL counterpart (except in earlier episodes). Comic Chris is also even ''more'' psychotic than Real Chris, having [[4-cent garbage.com|murdered hundreds of people]] in a [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorist]] attack, permanently crippled [[Liquid Chris|several]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|others]], [[Gun Comic|blown out people's kneecaps with a handgun]] after they've surrendered, [[Sonichu 0|destroyed]] the home life of a [[Jerkhief|man]] who was simply doing his job, carried out a mini-Holocaust on [[homos]]exuals, and had four men arrested, tried in an openly biased court, and personally executed in brutal and inhumane ways. For making a [[Asperchu|parody webcomic]]. And all with a gleeful smile on his face. His medallion allows him to don a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|fursuit]] when he shouts the phrase ''Electric Hedgehog Power!'', and he can access his [[Collosal Chan|Collosal]] form with the use of the seven [[Sonichu Balls]].<br />
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Christian first appeared right on the front cover of [[Issue 0]], ordering Sonichu around. He cameoed throughout the rest of the comics, and took over as the main character in [[Issue 2]], which portrayed him as a descendant of the [[Cherokian Clan]] and fulfiller of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Chris has since made himself and his [[love quest]] the [[Chris and his ego|center of attention]] and main focus of the comic in every issue (with a [[Sonichu 8|few exceptions]]).<br />
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===Sonichu===<br />
{{main|Sonichu (character)|Ultra Sonichu}}<br />
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[[File:I am not Gay.jpg|thumb|left|'I am [[gay|STRAIGHT!]]']]<br />
Christian's "original" character. Sonichu is a recolor who is an unholy fusion of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|a Pikachu]]. In earlier episodes he was the main protagonist of the comics. That is, until Chris took the spotlight. By [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]], Christian had taken over as the main character, and by [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], Chris had added [[Chaotic Combo|a new batch of recolors]] who took over from Sonichu as the supporting cast. Consequently, Sonichu didn't have a central role again until [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], where he returned to his original purpose as a Sue for Chris. He continued this trend through the following issue. However, he did remain in the spotlight in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], despite Chris's return, as he transformed into [[Ultra Sonichu]] and helped Chris in his killing spree.<br />
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===Rosechu===<br />
{{main|Rosechu|The Incredible Lioness}}<br />
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[[Sonichu]]'s worthless, 0-dimensional girlfriend. She enjoys flowers, shopping, and getting kidnapped on a regular basis. She is completely incompetent and constantly relies on Sonichu to do even the most menial of tasks for her. Rosechu almost never walks or runs in public, she is always carried around by Sonichu. She also is ridiculously horny. [[Women's rights|This is Chris's idea of how women behave]], likely adapted from TV comedies or anime. She is the one of the few main characters to do almost nothing for the entire series, though she did once face rape [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].<br />
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===Sonic the Hedgehog===<br />
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog}}<br />
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[[Sega]] mascot and a major example of copyright infringement in the comic. He makes a few appearances in the comic, most notably in the first issue, as he's partly responsible for Sonichu's existence, as described below. He also shows up to help Sonichu again in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], after Rosechu gets kidnapped. [[Women's rights|Again]]. <br />
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Sonic also appears on the front cover of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], and is thought to be returning for the '10 year anniversary.'<br />
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===Perfect Chaos Monster===<br />
[[Image:Perfect Chaos.jpg|thumb|right|Perfect Chaos as he appears in ''Sonic X'' vs Perfect Chaos as he appears in ''Sonichu''. Kinda lost his luster, huh?]]<br />
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'''Perfect Chaos''', or [[CWC-isms|"Perfect Chaos Monster"]] as Chris calls him, is the final form of Chaos, a villain introduced in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''. Composed of a liquid substance, Chaos assumes multiple shapes as it acquires the seven Chaos Emeralds, absorbing their negative energy to increase its power. Upon obtaining all seven, Chaos becomes Perfect Chaos, a serpentine creature of massive size, and proceeds to destroy the city of [[Station Square]]. Sonic defeats Perfect Chaos by utilizing the ''positive'' energy of the Chaos Emeralds, which transforms him into Super Sonic.<br />
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This battle was adapted by Chris to provide the background for the origin of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in the [[Sonichu 0|premiere issue]] of his [[Sonichu (comic)|new comic book series]]. The ''Sonichu'' series begins with a male [[Pikachu]] wandering into Station Square in the middle of a fight between Super Sonic and Perfect Chaos, whom Chris identifies as the "Perfect Chaos Monster". During the fight, Sonic accidentally collides with the Pikachu, somehow triggering an [[Rainbow|unexplained phenomenon]] which imparts Sonic's appearance and powers upon the Pikachu. The new Pikachu/Sonic hybrid awakens to find Sonic has still not defeated Perfect Chaos, and rushes to his aid. Using his new-found powers, he defeats the monster, and the onlookers, who mistake him for Sonic's super form, credit Sonic for the victory (retconning the ''Sonic Adventure'' game so that Sonic is [[Chris and his ego|little more than an assistant to Chris's original character]]). Contemplating his new form, the mutated Pikachu adopts the name "Sonichu", and returns to the wild. After that, Perfect Chaos is never mentioned again in the pages of ''Sonichu''.<br />
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===Trainer Kel===<br />
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[[File:KelHallOfFame.jpg|thumb|left|Wait, when did Kel ever see Rosechu again?]]<br />
Female Pokémon trainer who owned the Raichu which transformed into [[Rosechu]]. Continued to take care of Rosechu until [[Sonichu]] took over as her new pimp. She then disappeared for a long time, but when [[Sean August Watley]] later used Trainer Kel as a central character in his own comic, Moon-Pals, Christian became [[Death threats|very upset]]. When Sean was executed in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris bought back Kel as his executioner, where she got her revenge on Sean for him DARING to give her a personality and a starring role.<br />
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Most of Kel's backstory and what little personality she apparently had came through the [[CWCipedia]] article on Sonichu. According to this article, by some strange and nonsensical twist of fate, she fell madly in love with [[Naitsirhc]] at some point. This same article also claimed however, that she was kind, sweet, innocent and caring.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu]</ref> This in spite of the fact that she shot a man to death at point-blank range. Given the contradictions, it is safe to assume that this article is non-canon.<br />
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===David the Dragonite/Daisy the Dragonite===<br />
{{main|Pokémon}}<br />
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A [[Wikipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]] Kel also owned. The considerate Pokémon trainer offered his [[Duck|sexual services]] to [[Rosechu]] when the latter was [[Masturbating and squirtin'|in heat]], noting that he's "[[Honest|loyal]]". Rosechu refused, stating that David is "[[Obesity|just too big]]" even for her loose, gaping [[China]], and suggesting Kel have sex with him herself. Kel enigmatically answers that "she can't say she didn't try". Did they or didn't they? History will [[Chris and writing#Kudzu plot|never know]]. <br />
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Strangely enough, David may have been [[retcon]]ned into "Daisy the Dragonite", as indicated by a listing of Kel's Pokémon on [[CWCipedia]]. David, who appeared in [[Issue 0]] (Episodes 2 and 3), is not mentioned on the list, though Daisy is and is the only Dragonite on the list. It would not be out of the question to think that Chris simply forgot about David's importance to the canon and retconned him into a girl, especially probable due to the fact that both names begin with the same letter and Chris couldn't really name a girl "Davidina", plus the fact that he has created [[Simonla|gender-benders]] before. This would indicate that Kel, in fact, offered "Daisy" to Rosechu for a [[lesbian]] relationship, which in turn calls into question the sexuality of Rosechu, Kel, and the Dragonite, and makes several aspects of the comic a great deal more confusing.<br />
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===Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc===<br />
{{main|Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc}}<br />
[[File:082-ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc.jpg|thumb|100px|You can tell he's gay because he is shirtless. Straight men wear [[Muscle bra|bras]]!]]<br />
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Originally known as Naitsirhc Giovanni, he was Christian's long lost twin brother, and was found and adopted by the [[Pokémon]] villain [[Giovanni]], and raised as a member of Team Rocket. When [[Chris]] fell into the [[Dark Mirror Hole]], his [[Medallion]] also entered the darkness, awakening a dormant evil within Naitsirhc, and transforming him into an evil(er) version of Chris. Renaming himself Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc, the new anti-Chris dedicated himself to world conquest, and the destruction of his "[[gay|straight]]" twin. <br />
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Like Chris, Reldnahc has his own Sonichu Medallion, patterned after [[Black Sonichu]], which he uses to transform into his fursona of Reldnahc Ha-Taque. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Christian [[Rape|pins him down]] and forcibly injects him with the Gay Vaccine from the future, which destroys his medallion, makes him lose his powers and turns him into a "good guy". Because as we all know, [[Chris and reality|homosexuality makes you evil]]. He was then sent to [[Kel]].<br />
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===Zapdos===<br />
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An electric type Pokémon and one of the three legendary birds. Zapdos was used by [[Naitsirhc]] to capture [[Rosechu]] and battle [[Sonichu]] in CWCville Mall. Although Sonichu was victorious, Naitsirhc obtained a sample of Sonichu's [[Semen|DNA]], which he would later use in the creation of Black Sonichu.<br />
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===Jerkhief===<br />
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[[Image:MyWoodenBadgeWasDelicious.jpg|thumb|left|Chris did once explain what this line meant. It made no more sense afterward than before.]]<br />
Leader of the [[Jerkops]]. The Jerkhief is a massive [[African American]] man in a brown police uniform. Known for his beloved catchphrases such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" and "MAH SOUL HURTS!"<br />
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He attempts to arrest Chris for soliciting in the [[CWCville]] Mall, but is defeated by Christian's use of his [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form. Jerkhief pulls a gun on the attacking furmonster, but Christian hits him with a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], causing him to lose his wife, children and home, and making the poor man break down in tears. Another victory for the forces of good!<br />
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===Jerkops===<br />
{{main|Jerkops}}<br />
Villainous foot-soldiers of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the Jerkops are based upon various police officers and security guards Chris has encountered during his [[Love Quest]]. They are supposedly brainwashed [[slow-in-the-minds]] and College students. In spite of this, Christian has [[Chris and death|no qualms in killing them]], and doesn't even mention the possibility of curing them until way later in the series. It has also been suggested that the Jerkops leaders (aside from Mary and [[Count Graduon]]) were under similar influence, which makes Christian's cruelty to Jerkhief even worse.<br />
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===Metonic===<br />
{{main|Metonic}}<br />
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Evolved form of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Appears only in a Classic Sonichu strip set in 2029.<br />
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===Vamprosa===<br />
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Evolved form of [[Rosechu]]. Appears only in a Classic Sonichu strip set in 2029. <br />
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===Barbara Chandler===<br />
{{main|Barbara Chandler}}<br />
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[[File:Bc.PNG]]<br />
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Chris's mother, and Sonichu's grandmother. Or something. The two rescued Barbara from [[Naitsirhc]] in one of the Classic Sonichu strips reprinted in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]].<br />
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==[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]==<br />
===Giovanni===<br />
{{main|Giovanni}}<br />
[[File:SchuGioRetard.jpg|thumb|right|The insidious Giovanni]]<br />
The leader of Team Rocket and villain of the first generation [[Pokémon]] games, Giovanni is determined to capture [[Sonichu]] at any cost. He teamed up with Doctor Robotnik to devise the perfect trap for Sonichu. Their plot was foiled, however, as Sonichu unexpectedly got help in dealing with the kidnappers, rather than going in alone like a retard, as they expected him to do. However, he only got help from [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] because he bumped into him on his way to the base. So Sonichu is still retarded, just lucky. <br />
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Later on, Giovanni seems to have reevaluated his goals, and now seeks to take over [[CWCville]] and kill Christian, as he joined forces with the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] and helped them out during their attack on the city in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Surprisingly, he seemed to want his son Reldnahc to rule the city, rather than wanting it for himself. This shows that at least Giovanni thinks of others sometimes rather than himself, which is more than can be said for our heroes.<br />
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===Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik===<br />
{{main|Doctor Robotnik}}<br />
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[[File:Robotnik.jpg|thumb|left|Even Eggman was never this flamboyant.]]<br />
Recurring villain of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] games. A mad genius with an IQ of 300, 'Dr. Eggman', as he is known, has tried to conquer the world multiple times, in an effort to build his own nation of robotic followers; [[CWCville|Eggmanland]]. In ''Sonichu'', however, he shows up to help Giovanni devise a trap for Sonichu and later helps to try and take over CWCville with the PVCC. Why he would ever bother with trivial things such as catching Pokémon, or why he has any kind of grudge against [[Chris and his ego|Chris of all people]] is a mystery that not even [[GodJesus]] could solve.<br />
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Also of note is that in the games, Eggman has a fleet of thousands of battleships, billions of robots (Including elite androids based on [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] and the nigh unstoppable E-Series robots), countless personal mechs, and of course Metal Sonic. Not only this, but he also has access to multiple doomsday weapons, not least of all Space Colony ARK and a huge satellite, (As seen in ''Sonic Unleashed'') that could blow the fucking planet into pieces. Despite having this MASSIVE load of firepower, he has used NONE of it in his battle again Chris. Not even a single Badnik.<br />
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===Team Rocket===<br />
Team Rocket is the villainous organization that captures [[Pokémon]] (from the series of the same name). But somehow the company has either fallen on hard times because of the global recession or made a fucking stupid business decision as they set up a new headquarters in [[CWCville]].<br />
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Team Rocket is run by [[Giovanni]] and his retarded homosexual son, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]].<br />
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They are also responsible for the creation of [[Blake]].<br />
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=== Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist) ===<br />
[[File:Bill1.png|thumb|<s>Bill Nye the Science Guy</s> Dr. Bill Schwartz, the Scientist.]]<br />
One of the most popular characters in Sonichu lore (and totally not a [[Wikipedia:Bill Nye the Science Guy|ripoff]]), Bill Schwartz, PhD, was a genetics researcher for [[Team Rocket]] during the organization's brief alliance with [[Robotnik|Ivo Robotnik]]. It was Bill's duty to prepare [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu's]] DNA for the cloning machine, but he inadvertently spilled cherry cola into the sample, mutating the chromosomes of [[Blake|the clone]] until it took on a black color.<br />
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It was for quite some time canon, that Bill was getting high somewhere on [[the Moon]] together with Chris's other forgotten Sonichu characters, such as the [[Boulder-Dropping Whale]], [[Metal Sonichu]], and [[Yawning Squirtle]], which ended up being the premise for the troll comic, [[Moon-Pals]]. Chris, probably angry about the comic portraying Bill as a stoner, declared this depiction of him invalid on [[Twitter]], saying Bill was still in employ of Giovanni, and would be returning in comic. Bill later appears in [[Sonichu 10]], stating that he [[Chris and English|stopped working for Giovanny to save lives, and that he hats these bad days]]. Bill later appears, along with [[Kel]] and [[Allison Amber]], to execute Sean for his tenuously defined crimes against CWCville.<br />
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Bill makes his grand return in the new pages of [[Sonichu 11]] drawn in [[2015]], where he witnesses the body of [[Simonla Rosechu]] come back to life via the power of ''[[Wikipedia:Deus Ex Machina|deus ex machina]]''.<br />
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===Black Sonichu/Blachu/Blake===<br />
{{main|Blake}}<br />
[[File:254-BlachuPose.jpg|thumb|left|Doesn't he remind you of [[Shadow the Hedgehog|someone]]?]]<br />
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Also known as "Blachu" and "Blake", Black Sonichu was cloned from samples of Sonichu's [[semen|DNA]], which Naitsirhc obtained in [[fapcup|battle]]. Mutated slightly from an accidental cherry cola contamination in the laboratory, the clone grew to have insidious black and red fur, in stark contrast to Sonichu's heroic urine-and-feces color scheme. Initially, Black Sonichu started out as a lackey for [[Giovanni]], and then later Reldnahc, before finally becoming a watered-down good guy with an attitude when he fell in love with [[Bubbles]]. Black Sonichu was last seen recuperating from his traumatic [[rape]] at the hands of a [[Silvana Rosechu|trannie]].<br />
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He also has his own superform, in the same vein as [[Ultra Sonichu]], named [[Wall of Originals|Silver Blachu]]. It is never seen in the comic, though. <br />
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Although Black Sonichu was technically introduced in the following issue, he did appear in one of the Classic Sonichu strips, [[Love quest|stalking]] [[Rosechu]].<br />
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=== Metal Sonichu ===<br />
The [[Sonichu]] rip-off of Metal Sonic, Metal Sonichu is one of the few characters that even Chris will admit is a rip-off. Despite this, he has [[Alec]]'s derivative character Metal [[Asperchu]] refer to Chris as the "original creator", either implying that Chris wanted to claim Metal Sonichu as original all along, or he wanted to [[Chris and copyright|take credit for another one of Alec's characters]]. Sadly, though, he blames the villains for it. Much like the original Metal Sonic, it is a combat robot built by [[Doctor Robotnik]] (Later retconned into [[Ren Skysoar]]) for [[Giovanni]] in the image of Sonichu, with the intention of [[Jerkops|capturing]] or [[Chris and Death|killing]] its organic counterpart. <br />
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In fitting with its role as a killing machine, it had some unique weapons and capabilities which the original Sonichu did not have- these included laser/lightning cannon-like weapons built into both of its hands/forearms, an automated targeting system built into its HUD, levitation, high speed flight and air-dashing abilities provided by the booster engine in its body, a sharpened axe blade-like tail for deadlier mid-air spin attacks, and a lightweight yet incredibly resilient armor and chassis which was capable of resisting several attacks from both Sonic and Sonichu with little apparent damage. It appears to be powered by rechargeable batteries (Or at least has them as one of its potential energy sources), as seen in its picture with Ren Skysoar showing it plugged into a wall and recharging via an extension lead on its tail. It also matches and could theoretically exceed Sonichu's [[power]] and standard abilities, although this was not seen during its initial appearance. <br />
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Metal Sonichu is defeated in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]] by Sonic and Sonichu after being hit by a combined attack which hurls it into space, eventually causing it to crash into the [[Moon]]; however, the robotic clone survives this attack, as evident by the sight of its eyes glowing in the darkness and a clawed metal hand rising out of a crater, resulting in a cliffhanger. <br />
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The fans speculated that Chris probably just forgot about the robotic clone and that it would never be heard of again, but after being constantly reminded about it in the [[Mailbag]], and after Sean used Metal Sonichu for Moon-Pals, Chris suddenly declared that Metal Sonichu would be returning at some point in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] or [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]. According to Chris, the deactivated Metal Sonichu would have been found on the Moon and used as a vessel for the recently-revived [[Count Graduon]] to return to Earth, and would become the new villain- mostly because he had already removed every other major villain from the comic permanently in preparation for [[Sonichu 10|an issue]] dedicated to murdering characters based on his IRL trolls, and afterwards, [[Chris and writing|left nothing for his characters to do anymore]] as a result of it. Whether or not we'll actually see Metal Sonichu pull it off remains to be seen.<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
Image:MetalSonichu.jpg|A robotic copy of a [[Sonichu (character)|copy]], and it's still the more likeable of the two.<br />
Image:220-ACMSchu.jpg|In [[Animal Crossing]] card form.<br />
Image:221-ACMSchuBck.jpg|Yeah...<br />
Image:222-YuMSchu.jpg|[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] variation.<br />
File:Ren_metal.jpg|With [[Ren Skysoar]].<br />
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===Amy Rose===<br />
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[[File:Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|200px|thumb|'I had no idea that the [[Metal Gear Solid|Les Enfants Terribles Project]] had gone this far!']]<br />
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[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s on-again off-again love interest. Amy Rose in the [[video games]] is a 12-year-old fangirl who has an obsessive crush on Sonic and often pursues him on his adventures to try and get his attention and appreciation. <br />
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That said, she at least does something in the video games, and often helps out the rest of the heroes on their quest, such as in ''Sonic Adventure'', where she singlehandedly defeated the powerful ZERO (E-100 Alpha) robot and re-united a separated family of birds, or in ''Sonic Adventure 2'', where she broke into a military base and freed a captured Sonic. In ''Sonichu'', however, all her personality is gone and she is just as vapid and useless and stereotypical as any Rosechu. She shows up for a couple of pages in [[Issue 1]] where she talks with Rosechu at CWCville Mall about meaningless bullshit. Interestingly, the page shows how much Chris ended up copying her design for Rosechu.<br />
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Chris later introduced two new pages to Sonichu #1 in [[October 2015]] revealing that both she and Sonic were simply disguises utilized by [[Silvana]]'s shapeshifting ability. Whether this becomes more integrated in other issues of the series is yet to be seen.<br />
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===Hanna===<br />
{{main|Hanna}}<br />
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A woman who [[trolled]] Chris IRL by pretending to respond favorably to his [[Attraction Sign]]. Chris not only fell for the ruse, not only shouted "NOOOOOOOO!" in a public place when he discovered the truth, not only e-mailed her to ask her out again sometime, but also documented the entire sorry affair in his own comics.<br />
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The ''Sonichu'' version of Hanna is apparently an agent of PVCC, and the only troll in the entire comic to not be a cartoonishly evil-looking miscreant, probably due to being a woman.<br />
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==[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]==<br />
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===Wes Iseli===<br />
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[[File:Wes Iseli.jpg|thumb|left|In his Wes-Li Sonichu form.]]<br />
Sarah Hammer's IRL boyfriend, whom Chris jealously demonized in his comics by casting him as the descendant of the [[Wasabi Clan]], a band of power hungry Native Americans who were enemies with the Cherokee. <br />
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When Chris fulfilled the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] by becoming [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Wes was visited by the spirit of the Wasabi leader, who granted him the power to become [[Wes-Li Sonichu]]. At first, Wes used his powers to attack Chris, until Sarah dumped his ass and convinced both of them to join her in defeating [[Count Graduon]]. Wes would later appear as a directionless villain, attacking Sarah Hammer's wedding in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], and attending [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s villain conclave in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], as well as assisting in the attack on CWCville during [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].<br />
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===Sarah Hammer===<br />
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[[Image:Sonichu02-P13.jpg|thumb|Sarah as she appears in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]].]]<br />
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Chris's childhood friend, whom he later selected to bear his children before he discovered she was involved with another man. Chris nonetheless depicted her as the reincarnation of the [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] in his comics, and bestowed upon her the power to become a super-powered furry just like himself. <br />
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As Saramah Rosechu, Sarah joined Chris-Chan Sonichu and Wes-Li Sonichu in a prophesied battled against [[Count Graduon]]. Failing to actually defeat the villain, the trio sort of split up, leaving Chris to deal with him alone. Sarah then got married to another man, rejecting Chris yet again, and she left the city of CWCville entirely. She did cameo once more, though, in [[Sonichu Special 2]], where she dressed in drag and attended the ceremony of Christian's ill-fated marriage to [[Ivy]], acting as his best man.<br />
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===Keeper of the Destiny Cave===<br />
[[File:Keeper.PNG|thumb|Is he old or just a kid with a beard?]]<br />
An old fart who had hung around by an old cave for centuries, waiting for Chris to come along and use his [[Medallion]] to transform into his [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|fursona]]. After revealing the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] to Chris and Sonichu, the Cave Keeper was never seen again. He's probably having a toke or two with [[Yawning Squirtle]], if he's smart.<br />
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===Mary Lee Walsh===<br />
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[[Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg|thumb|left|For some reason, Mary has become a frequent subject of pictures like this.]]<br />
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Arch-nemesis to Christian (and by extension, Sonichu), Walsh is based on the real life dean of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], against whom Chris has nursed a grudge for years. In the comics, Walsh is portrayed as tyrannical witch, waging a bitter and ruthless war against love itself. [[Chris and Writing|At no point is any information about her motivation for this provided by anybody]].<br />
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Mary Lee Walsh first appeared in the comics in [[Issue 2]], but a preview of her design was shown in [[Issue 0]], and she had been mentioned in both [[sub-episodes]] that had been in previous comics. In her first full appearance, she was wielding the staff of [[Count Graduon]], and directing the Golem attacking [[CWCville]]. This is thought to be her canonical first appearance as well, and it is believed that the subepisodes all take place after [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], since the very first sub-episode features Chris-Chan Sonichu. <br />
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Throughout the comics, she did nothing but throw wave after wave of [[Jerkops]], [[Manajerks]] and other PVCC agents at Chris. Occasionally she'd help out herself, and sometimes she'd just kick back and let her robots handle it. She captured [[Crystal Weston Chandler]] in the Dark Mirror Hole at one point, but it had very little lasting consequence. Christian later confronted her as Hobo-Chan in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. There, she let Chris destroy Graduon's staff and she surrendered. Not content, Christian attacked her with two large swords. It ended with her being paralyzed for life and put in prison.<br />
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===Count Graduon===<br />
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[[Image:Count Graduon.jpg|thumb|Count Graduon, the most [[Pickle|phallic]] villain in the ''Sonichu'' series.]]<br />
The Evil released when the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] was fulfilled. Graduon is a centuries-old evil wizard who was trapped inside a magic wand by the [[Cherokian Clan]]. In the 21st Century, he has forged an alliance with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and has secretly manipulated [[Silvana Rosechu]] to become his tranny rape weapon against the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. He appeared to be destroyed after [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|GodMode!Chris]] smashes his staff in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but Chris has stated that he would bring Graduon back in a later issue, during which he would have found and possessed the deactivated Metal Sonichu on the [[Moon]], again returning to Earth as the main villain. From late-[[2015]] onwards, Chris has gradually began to place more emphasis on Graduon, creating a new design to show his true physical form, and also devising a Mii [[Super Smash Bros. Videos|that he then featured in several videos]] involving him fighting Walsh.<br />
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===Golem===<br />
A weapon used by [[Count Graduon]] after escaping from the Destiny Cave and joining forces with Mary Lee Walsh. Upon learning that the Golem had attacked [[CWCville]], [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]],[[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Saramah Rosechu]] teamed up to destroy it. Stolen from Sonic Adventure 2, where it originally appeared as a boss controlled by Eggman.<br />
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==[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]==<br />
===The Chaotic Combo===<br />
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Five other Electric Hedgehog Pokémon spawned as eggs from the [[Rainbow]] that created Sonichu. Scattered throughout the region, they would eventually discover each other in common battle against Black Sonichu. They would form the central cast of ''Sonichu'' for the rest of the comic, outranking even the original Sonichu in the CWCville hierarchy.<br />
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===Wild Sonichu===<br />
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[[Image:Wild parenting tips.jpg|thumb|left|Wild Sonichu, advising his one year old daughter on how best to mutilate a man's genitals.]]<br />
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The green recolor and a sort of leader to the group. Wild also partially rips off Spider-Man. He was apparently raised by a clan of weird ninja Scythers and a Venusaur. Once his father was kidnapped, he forgot all about him. <br />
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Later in life he became another member of the Great Director's private army and he served as another footsoldier in the many battles against [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and PVCC. During the middle of all this dumbfuckery, he attended a Dating Education class and got paired up with a mindless twit named [[Simonla Rosechu]]. Simonla was later killed, but fortunately for Wild, the [[Sandy Rosechu|bastard child]] which resulted from all sex he had with her [[Chris and art#Originality|looked almost exactly like Simonla in every single way]].<br />
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===Bubbles Rosechu===<br />
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[[File:Iamnotretarded.jpg|thumb|Yeah. Just keep telling yourself that, Bubbles.]]<br />
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The sky-blue recolor and an airheaded slut. According to [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], she was raised as a child by a random Swampert who happened to find her. One day, a Boulder-Dropping Whale randomly attacked her mother, and she forced herself to evolve so that she could save her. Some time later, she met the rest of the Combo when they all united under the common goal of beating up a [[Niggos|black guy]]. She does nothing for the rest of the comic besides fucking [[Blake]]. She finds a [[Sonichu Ball]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], if you can count that as doing something. Oh, and there was one point where she failed to tell the difference between [[Silvana|a trannie]] and her own boyfriend even when told the answer by a psychic. <br />
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Since everyone saw Bubbles as a stupid whore, she was portrayed as the idiot of the group in the webcomic [[Asperchu]]. Some time later, Christian established on her [[CWCipedia]] article that Bubbles was supposedly a very intelligent girl and had studied with the people of Atlantis. As you would expect, none of this was shown in the comics, and Bubbles still acts like a stupid whore.<br />
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===Angelica Rosechu===<br />
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[[Image:271-Angelica.jpg|thumb|left|Angelica, the embodiment of the Antichrist.]]<br />
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A white recolor. Angelica Rosechu was made to be a religious type, specifically a Catholic. Her backstory explains that she was taken in by a convent of nuns, who raised her to be a devout member of the Faith and named her Angelica after her resemblance to the biblical angels - despite this, Angelica grew up to be a filthy whore and a violent mercenary of [[CWCville]]. She evolved one night in her sleep. Chris, who somehow knew exactly where she was and when she would evolve, broke into her house to give her shoes and a scrunchie, which he left on her bed for her to find when she woke up. <br />
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Despite being billed as a pacifist and a peacemanker, she later became heavily entrenched in Christian's war against [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and the [[Jerkops]], and may very well have killed several people in the battle. This is pure speculation however. What isn't speculation though, was that she did, in fact, ''personally execute'' [[Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] - after reading him the last rites of course, [[Chris and religion|which Catholic laymen are not permitted to do]]. She charitably remarked 'May God have mercy' while doing so. This may indicate that on some level she knows that what she is doing is wrong, but it's likely that she was referring to Alec, because like Chris, she also has a huge [[ego]], and genuinely believes that people should be killed for making [[parody]] webcomics. Like Bubbles, she is also a slut. She put out for Reginald Sneasel on the first date and she has been known to [[Media:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|do things in church that would make Jesus himself cry.]]<br />
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===Punchy Sonichu===<br />
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[[Image:272-ACPunchy.jpg|thumb|Punchy, the Asian one.]]<br />
The red one, Punchy is not even a recolour; he's just Knuckles the Echidna who is already red. The only difference between them is that Punchy is far more retarded and has racist looking slanty eyes.<br />
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Punchy was born in a dojo somewhere after his egg crash landed there. Immediately after hatching, he was challenged to a sparring match by the dojo owner's daughter and student, Mypoe, who [[Dragon Ball Z|ripped off his tail since it was a weakness]]. He then punched her through the roof to her presumed death. [[Excel Saga|G.D.W. Shinabe]], delighted at the murder of his daughter, decides to teach Punchy martial arts. This training was wasted on Punchy however, who just ended up using [[pokémon]] attacks for the rest of his life. Punchy later got caught up with the rest of the gang, and formed the Chaotic Combo with them. Shortly afterward, his master died under mysterious circumstances and he apparently inherited the dojo. Punchy then spent the rest of ''Sonichu'' fighting Jerkops and related enemies. He got a break from the routine in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], where he took the [[Dating Education]] courses to try and learn how best to hook up with Angelica. As it turned out, Angelica would have been easy, but due to circumstances, Punchy ended up with another whore named Layla Flaaffy. Since [[Women's rights|all women are the same in Sonichu]], Punchy just rolled with it and had sex with her anyway. He later also participated in the [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] executions.<br />
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===Magi-Chan Sonichu===<br />
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[[Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|thumb|left|When you turn your back, he's going to stab you.]]<br />
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The purple recolor. Magi-Chan was born in a mysterious cave where, upon hatching, he was contacted by the Pokémon Mewtwo, who trained him with his powers. Upon evolving into Magi-Chan, he promptly let out a fart. His training complete, Mewtwo left him and Magi-Chan would go on join the Chaotic Combo. Despite his awesome powers, Wild Sonichu was chosen over Magi-Chan as leader of the Chaotic Combo. It would be Magi-Chan who would serve as the means to locate the Sonichu Balls from their locations, accidentally causing Chris to be lost in the [[Time Void]]. He would also fight Silvana from time to time as he attempted to save her from Graduon. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he frees Chris from the Time Void, goes into the future to bring the cure for homosexuality back to the present, but starts suffering due to that, yammering something about a crisis only Chris could avoid, failing to find a man high off his ass and failing to stop Evan and Simonchu from killing Simonla.<br />
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=== Sonee and Rosey ===<br />
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The (irritating) baby versions of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], who appear on the first page of [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]. Technically, baby versions of Sonichu and Rosechu could never exist since they were created directly from a Pikachu and Raichu respectively, but that didn't stop Chris from creating them. They never made a canon appearance, but Chris recycled the designs for [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]].<br />
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===Scyther===<br />
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[[File:Scyther.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The Scyther who fathered Wild Sonichu. [[Chris and art|We think]].]]<br />
For no obvious reason, a male Scyther assumed the role of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s father. Whether this is because it was screwing his Venusaur mother, or felt some obligation to help her raise Wild is unclear. The Scyther trained Wild in using his "Razor Leaf" attacks to cut down trees and such. <br />
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In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Wild told Sonichu and Rosechu of the last time he saw his adoptive father. According to Wild, his father was the leader of the "cut-sharp" clan of "Scyther and Scizor". At some point, the "Charmeleon Cult" burned down the dojo in the jungle that served as their headquarters. Wild joined his father on a mission to take [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|revenge]], but the Scyther was intercepted and captured by poachers instead. Wild cried like a bitch while the poachers loaded his dad in their van, then finally attempted to use his super powers to free him. The Scyther told him to stop, however, since he knew Wild was too much of a failure to cut through the steel frame of the van. Wild's last memory of his father was of "the passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes".<br />
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===Venusaur===<br />
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[[File:Venusaur.jpg|thumb|200px|left|She has to put up with his retardation.]]<br />
A female Venusaur in the jungle discovered [[Wild Sonichu]]'s egg and adopted him. As Wild inexplicably has retractable tentacles in his arms, the Venusaur trained him in using them to grasp objects.<br />
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===Swampert===<br />
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A female Swampert adopted [[Bubbles Rosechu]] upon discovering her egg on the beach. Unlike Wild's parents, the Swampert doesn't seem to have taught Bubbles much of anything, and the pair spent her childhood splashing in the water like idiots. This idyllic existence was brought to an end when a Wailord dropped a giant boulder on the Swampert for no apparent reason. Unable to rescue her mother in her immature Rosey body, Bubbles evolved into her Rosechu form, and somehow used an ice beam to save the Swampert from drowning. <br />
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While Bubbles continues to live on the beach, the Swampert has not been seen since her first appearance. This would suggest that at some point, the Wailord returned to finish the job.<br />
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=== Boulder-Dropping Whale ===<br />
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[[Image:Boulder Whale.jpg|160px|thumb|left|The Boulder Dropping Whale's lone appearance in the comic.]]<br />
As the name suggests, Boulder-Dropping Whale is a creature resembling a whale, who literally dropped a boulder. This signature attack was used against the Swampert who raised Bubbles, and would have drowned the Swampert if not for Bubbles's timely intervention. Although never named in the comic, the whale's anonymity and murderous hatred for ''Sonichu'' characters has earned him a cult following among [[trolls|fans]], who have dubbed him "Boulder-Dropping Whale", or "BDW" for short.<br />
[[Image:Wailord.png|200px|thumb|An actual Wailord.]]<br />
Originally identified as a common whale in the [[Audiobooks]], Chris stated in [[CWC Blog#12 January 2010|a blog in January 2010]] that it is a Wailord, a [[Pokémon]] that closely resembles a whale. This makes sense, as Chris always uses Pokémon when drawing background fauna in his comics (probably because he didn't pay attention during any of his biology classes in high school), such as the underwater scene in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] which featured only Pokémon sea creatures, and no naturally occurring wildlife. Further, BDW's trademark attack appears to resemble "Rock Tomb", an attack available to many Pokémon in the video games, including Wailord.<br />
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Nevertheless, the name "Boulder-Dropping Whale" has stuck, and no matter what his species, he remains a [[troll|fan]] favorite. <br />
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Chris also stated in the same blog that Boulder-Dropping Whale was in fact a Wailord, that he had been captured, and was currently being forced to fight the senseless battles of some random Pokémon trainer. The fans have disregarded this statement, standing firm in their belief that Boulder Dropping Whale currently resides on the moon with his Moon-Pals '''Bill''', '''Metal Sonichu''', and '''[[Yawning Squirtle]]''', getting high as fuck.<br />
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=== Nuns ===<br />
[[Image:Schununs.jpg|thumb|"The Lord has sent us an egg, sister. Tonight, we'll have omelets"]]<br />
The two nuns that raised [[Angelica]], even though ''real'' nuns would've burned that abomination the moment they set eyes on it. Their appearance shows us that Chris believes the stereotype that all nuns are white, kind-hearted old ladies. Like Angelica, they reinforce religious upbringing by using the words ''bless'' and ''Lord'' frequently. <br />
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In addition to raising Angelica and teaching her how to fly, the nuns also saved the eggshell she hatched from. Chris stated in the [[videobooks]] that "they saved the eggshell for memories," which seems to shine a light on how his family justifies hoarding so much stuff. As there only appear to be two nuns in their convent, and they seem to have no problem with adopting disgusting mutant sow-people, ''and'' they seem to encourage them to masturbate in their supposedly holy dwelling, it's possible that the nuns are actually adult fetish models, and their convent is actually the studio for some sort of kinky reality show. <br />
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===G.D.W. Shinabe===<br />
[[Image:Shinabe.jpg|thumb|left|Let it never be said Chris has no respect for [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]. He at least advertises the stuff he rips off.]]<br />
Also referred to as "Nabe-San", Shinabe is one of Chris's many horrible ''[[Excel Saga]]'' references. The anime's director, Shinichi Watanabe, created an alter ego of himself to use as one of the characters in the series. Naming his self-insertion "Nabeshin" (a play upon his own name), Watanabe utilized him not only as a supporting cast member, but also as a way to break the fourth wall and poke fun at the production of the anime. Nabeshin would be heavily featured again in ''Puni Puni Poemy'', a follow-up project to ''Excel Saga''. <br />
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In ''Sonichu'', Chris depicts Nabeshin as Shinabe (get it?), who teaches a bizarre form of martial arts and film-editing. He adopts [[Punchy Sonichu]] and trains him to become a "strike ninja" after Punchy murders his daughter Mypoe. The initials "G.D.W." stand for ''Great Director Watanabe'', a reference to "Great Teacher Onizuka", a manga about a high school teacher, often abbreviated "GTO". The "GDW" gag was used in ''Puni Puni Poemy'', and so Chris stole the joke and clumsily incorporated it into his rehash character's name.<br />
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If Christian's "Sonichu" article on [[CWCipedia]] is to be taken as canon, then Shinabe was murdered by an ex student seeking revenge for some reason ''during the middle of Punchy giving Chris a tour of the dojo''.<br />
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=== Mypoe ===<br />
[[Image:Schumypoe.jpg|120px|thumb|A classic example of fanservice in ''Sonichu'']]<br />
Mypoe is a loose knockoff of Poemy, the star of ''Puni Puni Poemy'', depicted as Nabeshin's adopted daughter. Chris reversed the syllables in her name, both of them (Poemy refers to herself as "Kobayashi" in the show, a reference to her voice actor, Yumiko Kobayashi. Chris blatantly rips this off with Mypoe calling herself "Byashiko"), and appears to have changed her appearance to resemble [[Excel Saga|Excel]] instead. Despite this, Chris claims that the two characters are not related.<ref>I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.284:11_to_6:01.29</ref> In ''Sonichu'', Mypoe is a female student of Shinabe who challenged [[Punchy Sonichu]] to a battle moments after he hatched from his egg. During the fight, she tore Punchy's tail off his body, claiming that it was a ''weak point'', and should be removed (a concept stolen from [[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball]]). The trauma apparently caused Punchy to evolve into his Sonichu form. In retaliation, Punchy attacks Mypoe with a Sky Uppercut, which sends her right out of the dojo, through the roof. Unfazed by the apparent murder of his daughter, Shinabe adopts Punchy as his new star pupil.<br />
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Like all minor characters Mypoe is considered cool amongst the [[trolls|fans]]. She has a special place in their hearts due to being the only character that tried to put a Sonee out of its miserable existence shortly after birth.<br />
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=== Mewtwo ===<br />
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[[Image:Mewtwo.PNG|thumb|left|Mewtwo is not pleased with Chris's idiocy.]]<br />
A powerful, reclusive Pokémon genetically engineered from the DNA of the rare Mew, Mewtwo escaped from his creators and briefly plotted to conquer the world in the first Pokémon feature film. Mewtwo's dark, brooding nature and vast psychic abilities would serve as Chris's "inspiration" for [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]], whose egg hatched in the same cave Mewtwo lived in during the movie. As if the connection weren't blatant enough, Chris established that Mewtwo served as Magi-Chan's mentor, contacting him at birth via telepathy and teaching him to use his mental powers. <br />
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Aside from his mental rapport with Mewtwo, Magi-Chan grew up completely isolated from the rest of the world. In a half-assed attempt to introduce him to civilization, Mewtwo projected memories of Jackie Chan films, other people's birthday parties, and various tourist attractions. Two weeks after Magi-Chan evolved into his Sonichu form, Mewtwo sent him out into the world, promising that they would one day meet face-to-face. As Chris has probably forgotten all about this though, much like all of the other sideplots [[Chris and his Ego|not involving him]], it'll probably never happen. <br />
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Christian has also notably claimed on the [[CWCipedia]] once that Reldnahc had a Mewtwo in his Pokémon team. Since in Pokémon lore there is only one Mewtwo, it can be assumed that this is the same one.<br />
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===Flame the Sunbird===<br />
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Shameless ripoff of Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie who seems to be in dire need of pants. Flame is the guardian of the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]], and joined Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo in rescuing it from Black Sonichu. He would later be seen attending the Chaotic Combo's birthday party at the mall. It is emphasized that he is not a Pokémon, yet he readily uses Pokémon attacks, such as Drill Peck.<br />
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===Black Manajerk===<br />
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[[Image:Bmanajerk-oblivion.PNG|thumb|100px|Black Manajerk, the badass.]]<br />
Chris's re-imagining of the McDonald's manager who interfered with his [[Love Quest]] at [[Mal-Wart]], kitted out with a suit of golden armour. The B-Manajerk, along with his partner, [[Merried Seinor Comic]], confront Chris after the [[Jerkhief]] tells them about him. When Chris refuses to leave, they attack him with [[Mecha-Jerkops]], and Chris is aided by [[Darkbind Sonichu]]. As Darkbind handles the other foes, Chris battles B-Manajerk, and defeats his cybernetic armor with the powers of his [[Medallion]]. He also later attended [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s villain convention after Chris was sucked into the [[Time Void]].<br />
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[[Chris and race|And yes, the 'B' in B-Manajerk does stand for Black]].<br />
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===Merried Seinor Comic===<br />
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Companion of [[B-Manajerk]], Merried Seinor Comic, also known as Kirby, is probably based on an older man who worked for the Wal-Mart which housed the McDonald's in which Chris was loitering that day. In ''Sonichu'', he is depicted as a cyborg with mechanical arms and legs. When he and B-Manajerk attack Chris, Darkbind Sonichu arrives to help, and dismantles Merried Seinor Comic with his superior swordsmanship. Their duel appears to have been a pathetic excuse for Chris to use Monty Python gags in his comic, with Merried Seinor Comic assuming the role of the Black Knight who refuses to admit defeat after losing his limbs.<br />
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===Wal-Mart Manajerk===<br />
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[[Image:W-M-Manajerk.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Truly an inspiration to us all.]]<br />
The ruler of the [[Mal-Wart]] region, W-M-Manajerk confronts Chris shortly after B-Manajerk and [[Merried Seinor Comic]] are defeated. Like his henchmen, W-M is a cyborg, although he appears to be a head in a jar of life-sustaining fluid, affixed to an entirely robotic body. Far stronger than the other [[Manajerks]], W-M easily overpowers Chris, until he combines his [[Medallion]] with the [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to summon his "dream sibling", [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. Using their combined power, Chris and Crystal turn the tables against W-M, and send his disembodied head flying back to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], who sent him to menace Chris in the first place. <br />
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Particularly worrying was that according to dialogue, Chris and Crystal were surprised to learn he could survive in just his head form after they removed it from his body, implying that they had intended to murder the helpless man.<br />
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===Darkbind Sonichu===<br />
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[[Image:081-Darkbind.jpg|130px|thumb|right|Dear Lord, he's even [[gay]]er than [[Magi-Chan]]!]]<br />
Yet another Sonichu recolor, Darkbind is a rip off not only of Sonic and Pikachu, but Darkwing Duck and Link from the Legend of Zelda as well. In his first appearance, Darkbind comes to help Chris defeat the Manajerks at the Mal-Wart region, but leaves just before the [[W-M-Manajerk]] shows up to beat the shit out of Chris. Whoops.<br />
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Darkbind would later return to repel [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s invasion of [[CWCville]] in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], and finally reveal that he has been searching for the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] to re-awaken his beloved [[Zelina Rosechu]]. He finally achieves this in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], and then starts crying.<br />
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===Mecha-Jerkops===<br />
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Mechanical [[Jerkops]] used by the Manajerks to forcibly eject Chris from the Mal-Wart Region. The only two to appear were easily defeated by [[Darkbind Sonichu]], suggesting that they're actually far less formidable than flesh and blood Jerkops. One wonders what was the point was when actual Jerkops are far more capable and numerous.<br />
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=== Crystal Weston Chandler ===<br />
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Chris's imaginary sister. A virtual duplicate of Chris with the exception of being a female, she is created by the power of Chris's [[Pixelblock]] [[Heart Torch]], giving her sentience. Like Chris, she can become a Rosechu - Crystalina Rosechu - through her own medallion. She later spends half of the comic trapped away in a [[Dark Mirror Hole|mirror]] before being rescued as an afterthought. Chris makes [[Chris and Sex#Incest|numerous remarks about her beauty]].<br />
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=== Snorlax ===<br />
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A [[Snorlax]] who briefly appeared in Christian's 'Backyard Safari' [[Sub-Episode]], a documentary about [[Jerkops]] designed specifically to insult them. He comments at one point that a [[Jerkhief]] weighs [[Obesity|over 1500 pounds]] and can be identified by its [[The Creepy Stare|glassy eyes]] and wooden badge. [[Chris and hypocrisy|How ironic for Chris to be saying such things about Jerkops]].<br />
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The Snorlax appears at the bottom of the page as an illustration, since Christian had commented in a paragraph that the Jerkhief was heavier than a Snorlax.<br />
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=== ScotPalazzo ===<br />
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ScotPalazzo is the [[Manajerk]] of Fa-Square, from the Sho-Mall Region. He is based on the manager who called the [[Jerkhief]] on Chris in real life, though he did not appear in ''Sonichu'' until Sub-Episode 6, where he for some reason became jealous that Chris had his own TV show; CWC's Backyard Safari. He decided once he was done watching it to order more Jerkops after Chris, since he was once again persisting to [[Love Quest|solicit sex in a public place]] and was still [[Story of my current days|resisting arrest]]. Or at least, that would be the [[Honest|truthful]] reason. In ''Sonichu'', however, it's because he hates love, since it caused his mother's murder suicide somehow. It's likely that the real ScotPalazzo's mother did no such thing, but Chris for some reason thinks that [[Trolls|anyone who dislikes him]] at all must have terrible and tragic lives, since [[Chris and his ego|only people with no life could ever possibly hate Chris]]! That said, ScotPalazzo is probably the only villain in Sonichu, at least until [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], to have any kind of motivation, so no one's complaining. ScotPalazzo also attended Mary's villain convention after Chris was lost to the [[Time Void]].<br />
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=== Turdijerk ===<br />
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Turdijerk is the Manajerk of the [[Get-Tar]] region. He appears in Sub-Episode 7, where he tells Chris to get out of his store because he is loitering on private property again and scaring off his customers. Unlike with previous cases where he has provoked Manajerks into a fight, this time Chris just attacked them outright after they asked him to leave. Not caring for being assaulted by loitering manchildren, Turdijerk calls [[Bagget|Marcus Bagget]] to come and deal with the potentially dangerous Chris before he attacks any more of his employees. He also later attended [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s villain convention.<br />
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=== Trebor Capman ===<br />
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Turdijerk's assistant and the second victim of Christian's unwarranted attack on the store manager. It can be assumed that his real name is Robert, given Chris's legendary love for [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|reversing names]]. He was also present at the villain convention with his boss Turdijerk.<br />
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=== Marcus Bagget ===<br />
{{main|Bagget}}<br />
Yet another one of Chris's [[Sub-Episode]] characters of the week, '''Bagget''' (later ret-conned to '''Dagget''') is the leader of a group of [[Jerkop]]s in the [[Get-Tar Region]]. His efforts are supplemented by [[Crackder]] and a [[Jerkhief]]. Bagget and the Jerkops arrive shortly after Trebor Capman and Turdijerk attempt to make Chris leave a Target he had singled out as an [[Attraction Location]], but Chris refused to go. Thus, Bagget fought Chris personally using his sword, but the battle was fought to a standstill with Chris transforming into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], forcing Bagget to call in his Jerkop squad for assistance. After the Jerkhief gave Chris a wicked carpet burn and 'hog-timed' him, Bagget ordered Crackder to take the now-restrained manchild to [[PVCC]]. <br />
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Unusually, Bagget never gets any form of punishment from Chris as a result of this, and disappears from the comic, only reappearing as a cameo among the council of enemies at PVCC in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]. It is unknown exactly what role he played in the battle between Chris and the Chaotic Combo vs. PVCC.<br />
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Ironically, the real '''Marcus Bagett''' that Bagget is based on has received multiple awards for his heroism.<br />
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=== Crackder ===<br />
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==[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]==<br />
===William Spicer===<br />
The husband of Sarah Hammer. Because Chris had no clue as to what William actually looked like, Chris depicted him as a Jack's Knight, a card from the ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card game franchise.<br />
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===Megan Schroeder (Meg-Chan)/Sailor Megtune===<br />
{{main|Megan Schroeder|Sailor Megtune}}<br />
Chris's second love interest. Based off of the actual Megan Schroeder, she moonlights as a Sailor Senshi, devoted to aiding Chris whenever he can't get off his own fat rear to do so. Despite having a very central role when she first appears, she is quickly erased from the series after her real-life counterpart gives Chris the boot in the aftermath of his ED discovery.<br />
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===Megagi La Skunk===<br />
{{main|Megagi La Skunk}}<br />
Megan's skunk companion. Starting out as a butch, tomboyish character with more personality than the rest of the Rosechus, her distinct nature rapidly corrodes as she gains a boyfriend in Bionic, devolving into a bland feminine cheerleader by Issue 9.<br />
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===Harriet, Joseph, Julia, Nick===<br />
Couples harassed by Jerkops.<br />
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===Jamsta Sonichu===<br />
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DJ for KCWC and one of the few Sonichus shown that weren't created by the Chaotic Rainbow. He has no obvious powers and speaks in outdated slang. Interestingly, Jamsta's the actual ORIGINAL Sonichu, yet he wasn't discovered and named until later, giving Sonichu all the credit.<br />
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===CWCVille Constable===<br />
One of the few non-Jerkops in CWCVille.<br />
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===CADD Chef (alias Keneru-Meneth)===<br />
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Another one of Slaweel's minions who does nothing but complain about building designs. The character is based off of Chris's Computer-Aided Drafting and Design and the South Park character Chef. Why Chris chose to combine these two concepts is known only to him.<br />
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==[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]==<br />
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===Patti-Chan===<br />
{{Main|Patti Chandler|Patti-Chan}}<br />
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Chris's beloved dog. Following her real-life death, in the comics, a combination of eating a four-leaf clover and moonbeams transformed Patti into Patti-Chan. Realizing what had happened, Chris brought his dog to CWCVille so it can live on forever. She uses her magic to protect the Mayor's office in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], then kills Alec in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] because "she's not a zombie."<br />
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===Allison Amber===<br />
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Chris's mayoral secretary. Once a prominent Hollywood star, she bafflingly gave up the fame and fortune to work in the CWCVille Mayor's office. She essentially performs the entirety of the mayoral work in lieu of Chris while he traipses around murdering people and finding true love. When Chris became trapped in the Time Void, it was indicated that she had overtaken all of his duties until his return - presumably this made very little difference to Allison's schedule. In ''Sonichu'' #10, she rather harshly kills Sean for his promiscuous depiction of her in ''Moon-Pals''.<br />
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===Shadow the Hedgehog===<br />
{{main|Shadow the Hedgehog|Christian & The Hedgehog Boys}}<br />
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The Ultimate Life Form created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik, this [[stress|angst-filled]] hedgehog is the focal point of a number of teenager-aimed Sonic games made in the mid-2000s and is the "inspiration" of Blake. Despite not appearing in the comics proper, Shadow DOES make an appearance in an ad for Christian and the Hedgehog Boys' solo album.<br />
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===Zelina Rosechu===<br />
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Darkbind Sonichu's love interest. She is put under a spell through the locked power of the Sonichu Crystals prior to the start of the series. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], she is awakened to much fanfare and is unsurprisingly revealed to be as unimportant and devoid of personality as all the other Rosechus.<br />
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===Clawdorf===<br />
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Darkbind Sonichu's deadly foe. After putting Zelina into a deep sleep, he is accidentally [[Yawning Squirtle|turned into stone]] and left in a cave. He is presumed freed by Ultra Sonichu.<br />
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===Bionic the Hedgehog===<br />
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Chris's first creation before Sonichu came into play. Thought up of after getting smacked with a Sonichu Crystal (later altered to be a basketball), Bionic became Chris's first creation. He would go into obscurity until Naitsirhc arrived on the scene, knocking out the villain with a basketball. He would soon fall in love with Megagi and go and aid Chris in his adventures, culminating in Bionic electrocuting Alec.<br />
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==[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]==<br />
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===Mighty the Armadillo===<br />
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Mistakenly spelled "Mighty the Arm'''or'''dillo" by Chris, Mighty is a supporting character from the [[Sonic The Hedgehog]] video games, including "Knuckles Chaotix" and "SegaSonic The Hedgehog". Due to his relative obscurity and passing resemblance to more popular Sonic characters, Mighty may be misidentified by ''Sonichu'' readers as another one of Chris's crappy "original" characters. <br />
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When Chris travels back in time to relive the moment he "created" [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], he recalls that he would often imagine Sonic characters acting out scenes in the books he read. According to Chris, he was reading a "Fear Street" novel by R.L. Stine, imagining Mighty as one of the characters, when he was struck on the head by a basketball, and at the same moment, imagined an orange version of Sonic emerging from a locker door where Mighty was standing. <br />
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===Sammy===<br />
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A "fat, stupid" version of Chris utilized for the "Family Guy Skitch" featured in Episode 15. In a typical ''[[Family Guy]]'' style aside, Chris recalls a fictional memory of himself in an embarrassing situation, bearing a strong resemblance to Peter Griffin. Later, this same alternate version of Chris appears to speak with the real Chris, who identifies the character as Sammy, who merely "played" Chris in his memory. Sammy is a beloved figure to trolls, as he is ironically a far more accurate representation of Chris than the skinnier version who actually stars in the comic. <br />
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===Skelevision and Ghost Buggy===<br />
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Items used by the Filmation Ghostbusters in their adventures. Sammy busts through them in his "Family Guy Skitch" in his confused state.<br />
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===Kellie Andes===<br />
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One of Chris's old classmates and one of his old high school crushes. She appears in Episode 15, discovering Chris's nude picks and is revealed to have warned Rosechu in Episode 17. Interestingly, she is one of the few who ''doesn't'' get a retconned name change.<br />
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===Bender Bending Rodriguez===<br />
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A lazy self-absorbed robot who gets his kicks off of robbing people, getting drunk and all around being lazy, especially with his friend Philip J. Fry. Doesn't ''that'' sound like someone we know. Bender is seen spiraling through the time stream as Chris, Sonichu and Magi-Chan travel on.<br />
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===Joseph Herring===<br />
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One of the many people affected by Slaweel's attacks, this pimply faced man, later renamed Joe Herr, is seen lamenting about the loss of his girlfriend. The character is based off of a man by the same name who actually looked pretty decent.<br />
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===Beavis and Butt-Head===<br />
{{main|Beavis and Butt-Head}}<br />
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MTV's legendary icons for all things 1990, Beavis and Butt-Head were two idiotic teens who got their kicks through destruction, pervert antics and all around being complete and utter idiots. And America ''mostly'' loved them. They show up in Episode 16 slamming a locker door, mimicking a scene from one of their shorts.<br />
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===Janekops===<br />
[[Image:Janekops.jpg|thumb|100px|You have the right to remain ''sexayyyyy'']]<br />
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Female [[Jerkops]]. Chris suggested the possibility of female Jerkops in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], by describing a "Hypno-gun" the Jerkops use to transform mentally retarded people into new Jerkops. From this it can be inferred that any Janekop would be a female victim of such a weapon. Breasted Jerkops would be seen standing guard at [[PVCC]] in issue #7, so these are most likely the same Janekops Chris suggested earlier.<br />
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===Jason Kendrick Howell===<br />
{{main|Jason Kendrick Howell}}<br />
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The head of 4-cent_garbage, Jason Kendrick Howell is the bald-headed, eye-patch wearing cause of Chris's torment in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Based off of the person by the same name whom Chris believes put up the Chris-Chan ED page, Jason is shown as apathetic to Sonichu's pleas before he launches a pickle at Rosechu, causing her to transform into the [[Incredible Lioness]] and face rape him. He would return in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], only to decide he was going to retire from trolling Chris because tormenting him is WRONG.<br />
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===Kathleen===<br />
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Kathleen is Jason's "woman slave", seen wearing an odd BDSM outfit and in a crawling position. She stays ever faithful by Jason's side throughout the whole thing. She is based off the woman by the same name, who was Jason's girlfriend at the time.<br />
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===Blanca===<br />
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The first of many troll gal-pals to appear in the comics. Blanca was the creator of Jiggliami and was present at the interview with Jamsta. In issue 8, however, it's revealed that she went back to Kentucky to be with her boyfriend.<br />
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===Jiggliami===<br />
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Blanca's creation, an odd fusion of Amy Rose and a Jigglypuff. She is a songstress who's seeking to become popular. She appears in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] with an interview with Jamsta and in a Spring Break concert in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], helping the Chaotic Combo before inexplicably disappearing forever.<br />
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===Lolisa Rosechu===<br />
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Jamsta's assistant on his radio show. Oddly, she is also the oldest Rosechu of the bunch, but because this is Chris's comic, she is conveniently shoved aside so that Rosechu is the first, thus named after her.<br />
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===Robert Simmons V===<br />
{{main|Robert Simmons V}}<br />
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Another troll who made his way into the comic as a major fan of the comics. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he appears at Jiggliami's interview. However, after Chris learned the truth of the man, he retconned it in his [[Videobooks]] by saying he was arrested for getting too close to Chris.<br />
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==[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]==<br />
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===Lovey and Thurston Howell III===<br />
{{main|Lovey Howell|Thurston Howell III}}<br />
[[Image:Howells.jpg|thumb|200px|The "S" in "Sonichu" stands for "Subtlety".]]<br />
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In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] sought to humiliate his arch-nemesis [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] with a scathing [[parody]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. In a feeble attempt to be coy, Chris refrained from identifying Howell in the comic right away, instead referring to him only as Jason, followed by a clever cameo appearance to hint at his last name. Since no [[anime]] or ''[[Family Guy]]'' characters are named "Howell", this forced Chris to delve into legitimate pop culture, and soon he found '''Thurston Howell III''' and '''Lovey Howell''', the elitist millionaire couple on the classic TV series ''Gilligan's Island''. Chris is probably blissfully unaware that the joke will probably sail very far over the heads of his target demographic, and he's also unaware that there are countries on GodJesus's green earth where the show hasn't aired for decades. Or ever.<br />
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Appearing outside the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building, Thurston chides Lovey for forgetting her purse, to which Lovey explains that she had grown used to neglecting it from their time stranded upon the island. Chris then challenges the reader to guess Jason's last name, a pointless exercise, as Chris had already mentioned "Jason Kendrick Howell" several times on his [[Sonichu (website)|website]], [[YouTube]] videos, and anywhere other public forum available to him in [[2008]].<br />
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===Beel===<br />
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The secretary at 4-cent_garbage, he is a devil-like creature with the [[homos|gayest]] pants ever. He shows up briefly in Episode 17, but is more prominently shown in Episode 21, stealing Chris's medallion, before having it teleported away, then blasted to kingdom come. He returns just in time to berate Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus over their trolling of Chris (comparing it to working with Adolf Hitler) before disappearing.<br />
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===4-cent_garbage.com employees===<br />
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The workers of 4-cent_garbage building. Chris reappears to briefly sock one of them in the face. In Episode 21, Chris returns fully and destroys the building, killing about a hundred of the employees.<br />
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===George W. Bush===<br />
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42nd President of the United States and son of the 40th President, George H. W. Bush, he saw his highs of popularity from the [[Twin Falling Towers|9/11 attacks]] plummet after he initiated the War in Iraq. He is depicted in the elevator gag tipping over his successor off his ladder.<br />
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===Barack Obama===<br />
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43rd President of the United States and first [[niggo|African-American president]]. Obama is depicted in the elevator gag attempting to paint the White House black, but is stopped by Bush.<br />
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===John McCain===<br />
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Obama's opponent in the 2008 elections and former US Senator. He yells at Obama for painting the White House black.<br />
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===Hilary Clinton===<br />
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New York Senator, former First Lady to 41st President Bill Clinton and one of five potential candidates in the Democratic nominee for President. She's present as Obama paints the White House.<br />
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===Sarah Palin===<br />
{{main|Sarah Palin}}<br />
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Former Alaskan governor, John McCain's running mate and all-around gullible bag of bricks. This "bulldog with lipstick" was present as Obama painted the White House.<br />
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===Simonla Rosechu===<br />
{{main|Simonla Rosechu}}<br />
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Wild Sonichu's fuck toy, Simonla Rosechu is the unholy monstrosity created when Chris took Simonchu Sonichu, a creation by [[Evan]] (who in turned based it off of Simon the Digger of ''Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann'') and gave it breasts and china. Simonla first appears when she joins the other Rosechus in "stripping for [[Women's Rights]], introducing her friend Zapina. She's later paired up with Wild in Dating Education before aiding said Sonichu in defending CWCVille from Slaweel's attack. However, Simonla would meet her demise by a Voltorb blowing itself up, killing her ''on the toilet''.<br />
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===Zapina Rosechu===<br />
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A young (under-age) Rosechu who's friends with Simonla. She first appears trying to join some of the other Rosechus in stripping publicly for Women's Rights, but Rosechu shoots down that idea because of the "dumb" child pornography laws. She is later seen defending CWCVille from Slaweel and her minions.<br />
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===Greta Squall===<br />
[[File:Greta.PNG|thumb|There are blind five-year-olds who can draw better human figures. With their feet.]]<br />
News anchor for "[[Excel Saga|FQX]] News", obviously a parody of Fox News anchor Greta Van Susteren. Covered CWCville's 2008 Spring Break celebration on location, and became so overcome with the festivities that she stripped down to a swimsuit and leaped into a pool. Horribly disfigured, her face bears several scars, each shaped like the numeral "2", and her arms are swollen to abnormal size, possibly due to localized gigantism.<br />
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===Silvana Rosechu===<br />
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Another missing Rosechu, she was found on [[The Motherfucking Moon]] by Count Graduon and turned evil, giving her shapeshifting powers and a [[duck|penis]]. She appears in Episode 18, fucking Blake disguised as Bubbles before being driven off. She appears again in Episode 20, fighting Magi-Chan and appears one last time, disguising herself as a malformed Meg Griffin. According to Chris, Silvana would lose her powers and her dick when Graduon's staff was shattered and she would soon fall in love with Magi-Chan.<br />
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===Yawning Squirtle===<br />
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A Squirtle that is seen yawning and given a very stoned look. Many trolls took it that the Squirtle was actually high off of weed and ran with it. In retaliation, Chris mentioned that this Squirtle was actually an old friend of Bubbles and that it was also captured and not shot to the moon.<br />
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===Sea Pokémon===<br />
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Comprised of [[Mudkips]], [[Seadra]], [[Goldeen]], [[Staryu]], [[Corsola]], [[Octillery]], [[Mantine]], and [[Corphish]]. Note that Mudkip are found in swamps, not the ocean.<br />
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===Optimus Prime===<br />
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Supreme Commander of the Autobots and hero of the Transformers franchise. He is considered to be one of Chris's idols. However, he is depicted in Issue 8 as a grand hero (or a murderer, however you want to look at it), killing Decepticon spy Sarah Jackson.<br />
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===Sarah Jackson===<br />
{{main|Sarah Jackson}}<br />
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One of Chris's sweethearts and Decepticon spy. She is given a memorial by depicting the heroic Optimus Prime running down her truck in his truck form.<br />
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===Sarah Cassandra McKenzie (aka Panda Halo)===<br />
{{main|Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda Halo}}<br />
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The third of Chris's gal-pals. She is given a shout out in Issue 8, only to be depicted dying in an a fire in Issue 9, mirroring her real-life "demise" which Chris concocted with no impetus.<br />
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==[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]==<br />
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===Sarah Jackaras===<br />
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Sarah Jackson's second comic persona. She is depicted as a teacher for Chris's demented Dating Education class. At the end of the episode, her sister nonchalantly announces her death before handing out test scores.<br />
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===George Philip===<br />
A kid in Dating Education. He resembles Kenny from ''[[South Park]]''. He was matched up with Ivy, but got screwed because Ivy was holding out for Chris.<br />
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===Layla Flaaffy===<br />
{{main|Layla Flaaffy}}<br />
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Ivy's companion, who does not even vaguely resemble a Flaaffy. She ends up hooking up with Punchy in Episode 19 and is shown one last time blasting away a bunch of Jerkops with a Thunder attack in Episode 20.<br />
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===Ivy===<br />
{{main|Ivy}}<br />
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The last of the real-life sweethearts to show up in the ''Sonichu'' comics (excluding the specials) thus far. She ends up having a vision where God and Jesus tell her that she is to be Chris's one true love. Irrespective of this, she is strangled by elevator wire in Episode 20.<br />
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===Reginald Sneasel===<br />
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Chris's Mary Sue character that fills in for him while he is still trapped in the Time Void. He despises [[Niggo|darkies]] and attempts to break up Punchy and Layla only for Angelica to feel sorry for him and be his [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]].<br />
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===God/Jesus===<br />
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Our Creator and our Lord and Savior. They appear in a vision to let Ivy know that she and Chris were meant to be. However, since Ivy dies in the next episode, it's hard not to imagine they were trolling the two in the process.<br />
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===Florance Fisher===<br />
[[Image:SchuFlorence.jpg|100px|thumb|Florance Fisher]]<br />
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One of the few [[Niggos|black]] characters in ''Sonichu'' that isn't evil, although she is extremely peripheral. She is rejected by Reginald Sneasel, mirroring Chris's own refusal to date a black woman. Crudely resembles ''South Park'''s art style, and was probably traced.<br />
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===Rita Jackaras===<br />
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Sarah's sister. She replaces Sarah after offhandedly revealing she died somehow during the students' lunch break, then begins handing out test scores. Judging by her [[Speech impediment|odd speech patterns]], she may be [[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]].<br />
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===Other students===<br />
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Comprised of:<br />
*Amy Testa<br />
*Clem Jennings<br />
*Geraldine<br />
*Fred Shiflet<br />
*Emily Ryan<br />
*Unnamed computer-lab attendant<br />
*Clyde Raymond Cwash- Scored the lowest on the dating test. Possible stab at [[Clyde Cash]], even though in real life<ref>Or at least in what Chris [[Chris and reality|believes is real life]]</ref> he not only succeeded in two tasks Chris has so far failed - [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, A.K.A. PandaHalo|getting married and having a child]] - but also achieved those goals using [[Chris and sex#Rape|extremely Chris-like methods]].<br />
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===Scoundrals [sic] as Vessels===<br />
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Evil PVCC Decepticons, they're mass produced and act as heavy-duty attackers. Repaint of Swindle from ''Transformers Animated''<br />
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===Samurai Pizza Bots===<br />
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CWCVille's main machine protectors and obvious Autobot rejects. This team is comprised of:<br />
*[[Prower]] - Punchy's motorcycle, recolor of Samurai Prowl from ''Transformers Animated''<br />
*[[Son-Chu]] - a depiction of Chris's real-life car with a "SONICHU" vanity plate<br />
*[[Bumble-Lumba]] - recolor of Bumblebee from ''Transformers Animated''. Also a pizza delivery car.<br />
*[[Excelina]] - recolor of R.C. from ''Revenge of the Fallen''.<br />
*[[Armoraxe]] - recolor of Sound Wave from ''Transformers Animated''. Even has a guitar as a weapon.<br />
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===Blazebob Sonichu and Chloe Rosechu===<br />
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Both were created by [[PandaHalo]].<ref>From the CWCipedia "Sonichu" page, under "Sonichu's Evolution" ''"Fire Stone = Blazebob Sonichu (to be Introduced soon in Episode 20 with Chloe Rosechu; both were fabricated by late Loyal Sonichu/Rosechu Fan and True Australian Gal-Pal, PandaHalo. She died in the brushfires of Australia April, 2009; she will always have a place in my heart with her singing of "Lift Up Your Eyes" from PlanetShakers)."''</ref> They are saved by Panda before her gruesome death and start bawling at her death before a firefighter tells them to move their asses.<br />
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===IBAChandler===<br />
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The ''Sonichu'' variation of Liquid Chris. This ground-type Sonichu is easily curb-stomped by Sonichu before he can really get the chance to attack. It's said that Liquid's medallion was made out of paper.<br />
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===Cerah, Christine, and Robbie===<br />
{{main|Sonichu and Rosechu's Children}}<br />
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The demonic spawn of Sonichu and Rosechu. Robbie is known for his screechy voice and [[speech impediment]], Christine is known for being [[Chris and his ego|self-absorbed]] and "shiny" (read: not really Sonichu's), and Cerah is known for absolutely nothing at all. All are equally abominable in the eyes of the Lord. These three simply show up at the end of the comic with only one extremely minor mention prior to then, and their births have never been shown. It is extremely likely that these three were created in response to trolls pointing out that Sonichu and Rosechu were having premarital underage sex. They feature all too heavily subsequent to their sudden introduction.<br />
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==[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]==<br />
<br />
===Bugs Bunny===<br />
[[Image:Bugsbunny.jpg|thumb|Bugs, enjoying what appears to be a joint.]]<br />
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A beloved American cartoon icon for decades, representative of the wacky World War II propaganda cartoons and the early 20th century vaudeville theater, '''Bugs Bunny''' appeared briefly in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to scold [[Jimmy Hill]] for his [[Parody|infringement]] upon [[Sonichu]]'s [[Chris and Copyright|copyright]]. This is a subtle reference to Mr. Hill's conviction over bootlegging Warner Bros. merchandise in Europe years earlier.<br />
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===Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez===<br />
[[Image:geraldandlouie.JPG|thumb|Constables Gerald (left) and Louis, with firm friend Sonichu.]]<br />
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Two of [[CWCville]]'s policemen (true blue, not [[Jerkops]]) who show up in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to apprehend [[Inos]]. Despite this being their first appearance, they are shown as good friends of [[Sonichu]].<br />
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Gerald is the white officer, with a strong chin resembling Quagmire of ''[[Family Guy]]''. He takes a [[Pedofork|particular interest]] in Sonichu's son [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie]]. <br />
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Louis is the [[Niggos|black officer]] - Chris has confirmed that his addition was affirmative action in [[Mailbag_50#And_in_closing...|Mailbag 50]]. He greets Sonichu with a hearty "MY BRO!" and a fist-bump. Chris is clearly pulling out all the stops to achieve a diverse and nuanced cast. Sonichu in turn inquires about his wife and "[[duck|little Lou]]"; they are reportedly "just chillin'".<br />
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It is worth noting that the office of Constable is no longer used in [[Virginia]], calling into question the legitimacy of their authority.<br />
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===The Asperpedia Four===<br />
[[Image:Maoalecevansean.jpg|thumb|The Asperpedia Four on trial. (clockwise from the top: Mao, Alec, Evan, Sean)]]<br />
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The main users of the Asperpedia. They are arrested and executed by Chris and the others for their roles in the death of Simonla. The four are:<br />
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*[[Alec Benson Leary]] - the creator of Asperchu. Is attacked off screen by the pseudo Chaotic Combo and Mitch Sonichu for "giving them Asperger's and drawing them SOOOO horribly." Is electrocuted by Chris and the Chaotic Combo.<br />
*[[Evan]] - Simonchu's creator. Is castrated and drilled to death by Sandy and Wild.<br />
*[[Sean August Watley]] - Creator of Moon-Pals. Is shot to death by Allison, Bill the Scientist, and Kel.<br />
*[[Asperpedia|Mao]] - Asperpedia admin. Is [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|broken]] and killed by Chris.<br />
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Chris would, in an attempt to appear like a less psychotic human being, make a new ending for Sonichu 10, wherein the four are condemned to live in a Amish community for the rest of their lives, which results in them becoming a bunch of [[slow-in-the-minds]] who spew [[random-access humor]].<br />
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===Sackboy===<br />
{{main|Little Big Planet}}<br />
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The mascot and main character of the ''Little Big Planet'' game franchise. He appears in issue 10 to tell readers not to buy unauthorized copies of ''LBP'' for the [[Hex Box]].<br />
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===Jimmy Hill===<br />
{{main|Jimmy Hill}}<br />
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Famed former soccer player turned commentator who was used as part of a trolling scheme against Chris. He is depicted in Issue 10 getting his teeth knocked out by Chris-Chan Sonichu's Hyper Beam before being scolded by Bugs Bunny.<br />
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===Clyde Cash===<br />
{{main|Clyde Cash}}<br />
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Infamous troll who helped inspire many others. In actuality, Clyde's first appearance was in ''[[Sonichu Special 1]]'', capturing Ivy and trying to kill both Chris and Ivy when they escape. In issue 10, he's depicted as a panicking man as the 4-cent_garbage building began falling. Unwilling to let Chris kill him, he takes the hand of his lover, Jack Thaddeus, and leap to his death.<br />
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===Jack Thaddeus===<br />
{{main|Jack Thaddeus}}<br />
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Person who owned the ads at the CWCkipedia and forced Chris to hump his [[PS3|Life Upgrade]]. He is depicted as another panicking man in the 4-cent_garbage building. He joins his lover, Clyde Cash, in leaping to their deaths, unwilling to let Chris have his victory.<br />
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===Meg Griffin===<br />
{{main|Meg Griffin}}<br />
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Middle child of the fictional Griffin family, usually depicted as being ignored and ridiculed by her family and just about everyone else. In Issue 10, she was a disguise by Silvana, who appeared, told Chris how awesome he was, shared a kiss with him, then disappeared. Worst troll ever.<br />
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===Asperchu/Mitch Sonichu===<br />
{{main|Asperchu}}<br />
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Star of Alec Benson Leary's comic of the same name. When Ultra Sonichu appears, he takes away his personality and Asperger's and transforms him into Mitch Sonichu (and Chris expected Alec to follow suit).<br />
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===Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)===<br />
{{main|Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)}}<br />
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Formerly the Asperchu versions of Sonichu, Punchy, Bubbles, Angelica, Wild and Magi-Chan. Ultra Sonichu appears and removes their "Asperger's" (despite none of them actually having the condition) and gives them new identities of Michael Sonichu, Bobby Sonichu, Kitty Rosechu, Trisha Rosechu, Whisp Sonichu and Swift Sonichu.<br />
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===Metal Asperchu===<br />
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A robot Asperchu created to find and collect the seven [[Sonichu Balls|Chaos Pickles]]. Is destroyed by the pseudo Chaotic Combo.<br />
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===Basement Rosechus===<br />
{{main|Basement Rosechus}}<br />
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A group of Rosechus found in Alec's basement, malnourished and injured. Many had believed that Chris portrayed them as being raped by Alec, which Chris tried furiously to deny.<br />
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===Inos===<br />
{{main|Inos}}<br />
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A homeless man discovered by Ultra Sonichu. To his horror, Inos is discovered with a five year cold and under the influence of weed. Ultra Sonichu steals his weed away then has the police slap his wrist. He later reappears during the Christmas special to compliment [[Blake]] and wish him a Happy Kwanzaa, but Blake responds with anger and some subdued [[racism]]. Blake attempts to attack Inos, but [[Bubbles]] tells him to 'stand down'.<br />
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===Simonchu===<br />
{{main|Simonchu}}<br />
[[File:SimonlaSimonchuHaiti.JPG|150px|thumb|right|Simonchu (right) and [[Simonla Rosechu|his infringed counterpart]].]]<br />
The main hero of [[Evan]]'s Simonchu comics and Wild's lover in Asperchu. He attempts to kill his evil clone Simonla, but is stopped by Magi-Chan.<br />
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===Toilet Exploding Voltorb===<br />
[[Image:Toiletexplodingvoltorb.png|thumb|Simonla's killer.]]<br />
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The Pokémon that kills Simonla with Self-Destruct.<br />
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===Sandy Rosechu===<br />
{{main|Sandy Rosechu}}<br />
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The bastard child of Wild and Simonla. She is forced to be evolved by Wild and is trained by different Pokémon just so she can ''tear Evan's genitals out''.<br />
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===Judge Slack Lewis===<br />
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The judge presiding the case of the Asperpedia Four. He has an obvious bias towards Chris and allows everything that goes on. He may or may not be a rip-off of [[wikipedia:Lewis Black|Lewis Black]], a comedian who would likely rage at Chris and the comic.<br />
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===Marvey Blaziken===<br />
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A shameless ripoff of Harvey Birdman, except with a Blaziken instead of a bird. Serves as the Prosecutor for the Asperpedia Four's trial. Marvey is clearly a personification of [[Chris and the Law|Chris's poor understanding of the American legal system]] as he is able to win the case with no evidence beyond "they drew bad comics". He also appears at the end of the comic to be Chris's mouthpiece against fans for having the AUDACITY to want semi-regular updates.<br />
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===Spiny Norman===<br />
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An actual hedgehog, Chris shoehorned in an incredibly minor reference to an early ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'' sketch on the page calling out [[Jimmy Hill]], presumably because Chris' only exposure to the British was the TV show.<br />
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==[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]==<br />
===Kevin===<br />
{{main|Kevin the Jew}}<br />
An unseen friend of [[Cerah Rosey]]. Since he's Jewish, Cerah bakes him as a gift a candle-shaped cookie for Hanukkah, due to the candle-related symbolism in this holiday's rituals, despite the fact that a biscuit of any shape would have been accepted for such a celebration. Cerah also makes the flavor vanilla, just in case poor Kevin had any nut/chocolate allergies. Instead of simply asking if he's allergic, she just assumes it.<ref>''[[Sonichu 11]]'', p. [:image:SchuComic11P4.jpg|4].</ref> Because Jews are sickly Melvins with many allergies, you see. He later appears for the first time in a visual role in Sonichu 11's adaptation of ''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]'', and heavily resembles a character from ''Peanuts''.<br />
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=="[[Sonichu Special 2]]"==<br />
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===Ching Chong===<br />
[[Image:SchuComicSP2P4.jpg|thumb|It is said that perfect wedding days can feel like sweet blissful happy blur for everybody. Ching Chong certainly feels that way, but not in the usual sense... ''she was told about "recycling".'']]<br />
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A small [[China|Chinese]] girl that Ivy tutored in [[Chris and art|art]]. Ching Chong became mentally scarred for life due to her witnessing a video of Chris drinking his own "[[Semen|Navy]]" while innocently browsing the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] website. Chris offered [[Chris and remorse|formal excuses]] to her in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|Captain's Log video]]. In the comic she appears as the flower girl. Chris seems to be completely unaware of the stereotypes said character's name brings along.<br />
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===Other Characters===<br />
*[[Keino]] - Ivy's dad<br />
*[[Crass and Champ]] - Ivy's hermit crabs, who are ring bearers<br />
*'''Canino Houndhowl''' - receptionist for wedding, a creation of [[Megan]] that Chris ripped off<br />
*[[Metal Gear Solid|Gecko and Mantis]], a pair of reptilian bakers<br />
*'''Lilith''' - A Meowth who is a bridesmaid<br />
*'''Rachel''' - Ivy's best friend, the maid of honor<br />
*CWCville Baptist Church Pastor<br />
*An unnamed [[My Little Pony]] character - pulls the chariot that Chris and Ivy ride in<br />
*'''[[MEOW|Spas]]''' - a feline pianist<br />
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==[[Sonichu Special 4]]==<br />
===IBAChandler===<br />
{{main|CChanSonichuCWC}}<br />
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The real Christian Weston Chandler, though he refers to himself as [[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBAChandler]] in Solid Chris's comic world. Here, he is displayed as a knife-wielding madman who wants to cut up Kacey for... no apparent reason. Ian responds by disarming him, then blowing out his shins.<br />
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===Kacey===<br />
{{main|Kacey}}<br />
Girlfriend of the real Chris and damsel in distress in the comic.<br />
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===Megatron===<br />
{{main|Megatron}}<br />
Seeing as the comic already depicted Optimus Prime mowing down evil, it's only natural that his eternal nemesis and leader of the Decepticons Megatron strike fear into the hearts of those who do good. He aids Ian by shooting an unarmed Chris in the legs.<br />
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===Kacey's Family===<br />
All are thankful to [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] for shooting the unarmed Real Chris in the legs. Her family is comprised of:<br />
**[[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] - Kacey's father who looks like Guile from Street Fighter 2. (Hates Ian in real life and doesn't want them to marry.)<br />
**Kacey's mother<br />
**Kacey's brother<br />
**Kacey's sister - Says Ian is a "hot man" and Liquid Chris is a "[[CChanSonichuCWC#Irony|geeky twerp]]"<br />
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==Sonichu characters not seen in the comics but otherwise mentioned by Chris==<br />
Being an avant-garde writer with little regards to outdated conventions, Chris ignores the idea of "show don't tell" and often introduces entire plots and characters in his writings rather than in his drawings. Some of those characters include:<br />
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*A [[Pokémon#Pokémon not appearing within the comics|plethora of various Pokémon]].<br />
*A bunch of merpeople populating the lost city of Atlantis. Virtually nothing is known about them other than that they are friends of [[Bubbles]].<ref name="Bub cwcipedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Bubbles_Rosechu Bubbles Rosechu]</ref><br />
*Terrah LeAnne Yowman, her sweetheart Tippanston Gowen, and the various unnamed students mentioned in [[The High School Story]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens#The_High_School_Story The High School Story] on the [[CWCipedia]]</ref><br />
*A Pokémon Professor named [[Cole]] is mentioned on the CWCipedia. He examined Sonichu and Rosechu after they transformed into their current forms, and was also responsible for teleporting Rosechu to Kel when the latter was engaging in gym battles.<ref name="Ros cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu]</ref><br />
*Grace Rosewell, the Reverend at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church. Sonichu, Rosechu and the Chaotic Combo attend her service every Sunday.<ref name="Son cwcipedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref><br />
*Fritz Richmond, a pastor at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church. Helped raise Angelica.<ref name="ang cwcipedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Angelica_Rosechu Angelica Rosechu]</ref><br />
*An ex-student of Shinabe who kills his master in revenge for an unknown slight. Punchy kills in return with a punch and buries him behind Shinabe's Dojo.<ref name="Son cwcipedia" /><br />
*Three unnamed protectors of Parodyse Island - According to [[Megagi]]'s [[Animal Crossing]] card, she and three other unnamed individuals are the protectors of Parodyse Island.<ref>[[:File:315-ACMegagiBck.jpg]]</ref> Nothing further is known about them.<br />
*Russel and Cynthia - In Facebook post from 21 May 2015, Chris describes how Chris-chan Sonichu's form has turned into a female one. While still being in his Chris-chan Sonichu form, Chris inseminates himself with a sample of his semen that he produced while still in his human form. Two weeks he laid two eggs, and three weeks afterwards a Sonee and Rosey hatched from them. Chris named the Sonee Russel and the Rosey Cynthia. They both respectively developed into a Sonichu and Rosechu later on, with Russel developing an interest in Britain and English culture and Cynthia developing an interest in her Cherokee roots and becoming a naturist. According to Chris they have no birth defects, not even their parent's autism.<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#Meet Russel and Cynthia]]</ref><br />
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==Notes==<br />
<references /><br />
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{{Sonichu}}<br />
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<div>[[Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2001'''.]]<br />
[[Image:0315-KellieAndesY2K.jpg|thumb|In '''2001''', Chris lost touch with [[Kellie Andes]].]]<br />
[[Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|thumb|Cake Chris made for his mother's 60th birthday in '''2001'''. It features Sonichu...]]<br />
[[Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|thumb|Early [[Sonichu]] art.]]<br />
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'''2001''' is the year that [[Chris]] turned 19 years old. One thing worth mentioning is that beginning from age 19 onwards, Chris has been rapidly gaining weight as photos taken from this year show Chris's growing double chin, as well as the first noticeable appearance of his [[manboobs]].<br />
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==Events of 2001==<br />
* Summer 2001 - [[LEGO|Bionicle]] released in the U.S.<br />
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===January===<br />
* 29 January - Chris posts the confusingly-titled "Issue #1" of [[Sonichu's News Dash]], which consists of the cheat codes for five Sonic games. He updates [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]].<br />
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===February===<br />
* 3 February - Chris makes a new [[Sonichu]] card.<br />
* 13 February - Chris updates [[CWC's PokéSite 2]]. He adds some images.<br />
* 20 February - Chris creates a [[Metonic]] Pokemon card.<br />
* 21 February - Chris creates the "_______'s Sonichu" card.<br />
* 22 February - [[Rosey]], the offspring of a [[Rosechu]], is conceived by Chris. Chris also makes another Sonichu card, calling him "the fastest Pokemon alive."<br />
* 24 February - Chris's 19th [[birthday]]. A picture is taken of Chris as he prepares to leave the house wearing a Manchester High sweatshirt that is somewhat small for him, a non-matching blue shirt underneath his sweatshirt, a backpack, a cheap digital watch, leather gloves and and his Ash Ketchum hat. It is assumed that he likely wore outfits like this during his first year at PVCC.<br />
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===March===<br />
* 1 March - Chris creates the Racing Sonichu card.<br />
* 6 March - Chris makes an Archie Comics cover for "[[Sonic The Hedgehog]] vs. Sonichu." <br />
* 14 March - [[Vamprosa]], [[Rosechu]]'s evolution, is born.<br />
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===May===<br />
* 28 May - Chris joins [[eBay]].<br />
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===June===<br />
* 6 June - Chris makes a CD called "Linda Ronstadt (En [[Spanish|Espanol]])."<ref>[[:File:051-LindaRonstadtCD.jpg]]</ref><br />
* 19 June - Shadow the Hedgehog's first appearance, in ''Sonic Adventure 2''. He would later be ripped off as [[Blake]].<br />
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===July===<br />
* 12 July - Chris shoots "[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]" video for his [[DVD]].<br />
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===August===<br />
* August - Chris enters his second year at [[PVCC]].<br />
* August - Chris starts working at [[Wendy's]].<br />
* Summer - Chris loses touch with his [[gal-pal]] [[Kellie Andes]].<br />
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===September===<br />
* 4 September - [[Bob]] turns 74.<br />
* 11 September - Chris goes shopping with [[Barbara]]. He buys a card which turns out to be a Dark Arbok, which he seems to see as a negative omen.<ref>[http://www.pokemontradingpost.com/images/Rocket/H-2_Dark_Arbok.jpg]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 29]]</ref> Also, Chris is allegedly "[[Apology for 9/11 Joke|saddened]]" by the [[terrorist]] attacks on the World Trade Center. [[Father Call|Matthew Devoria]]'s mother ([[Kacey]]'s grandmother) dies in the WTC.<br />
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===October===<br />
* October - According to [[Chris's résumé]], this was when he stopped working at Wendy's. However, other sources say that this happened before September 11th.<br />
* 1 October - [[Barbara]] turns 60. Chris puts [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on her cake.<br />
* 2 October - Chris updates [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]].<br />
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===November===<br />
* 17 November - Chris creates the Mystery-to-Solve card.<br />
* 29 November - Chris creates the Hooked on Sonichu card.<br />
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===December===<br />
* 4 December - Chris founds "CWC's Vroom-A-Zoom!," his [[Hot Wheels]] website.<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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{{Timeline}}<br />
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[[Category:Chronology]]</div>
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<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
{{DeadLinks}}<br />
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{{quote|I recommend buying yourself a My Little Pony figure of your favorite color or whatever. Now, uh, stroking the hair of said pony is very relaxing and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek. That's... nice.|Chris' advice for young men<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris: The original brony.]]<br />
'''''My Little Pony''''' is a line of [[toys]] and animated programs intended for girls aged 4-8, although its [[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|most recent incarnation]] has earned favorable acclaim among adults, and a cult following called "bronies", with the other term "pegasisters" used for female fans. Chris is one of the few bronies to exist before the ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' cartoon gained popularity, and picked up an interest in the franchise after being introduced to it by [[Megan]] in [[2007]], buying several of the toys as well as making custom-made ''My Little Pony'' dolls for his friends. He has since developed an interest in the ''Friendship is Magic'' cartoon.<br />
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==Chris and ponies==<br />
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]<br />
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The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].<br />
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In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this was viewed as a very revealing aspect of Chris's life, earning him the mockery of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]] yet again.<br />
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In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated]], his ''My Little Pony'' figurines can be seen hanging from his ceiling.<br />
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Chris used a picture of Applejack from ''Friendship is Magic'' as his [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series--[[Rainbow]] [[Tomgirl|Dash]]. <br />
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[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Chris's Applejack avatar.]]<br />
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A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a G3 My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's [[3DS]] in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]] video.<br />
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Chris also has a ''Friendship is Magic'' playlist on his [[YouTube]] account that includes all the episodes.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F Chris's ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'' playlist on YouTube]</ref> Considering [[Ghostbusters|his]] [[Transformers|previous]] [[Pokémon|track]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|record]] for loving children's shows, it's not exactly surprising. In the [[Facebook]] note he made on 31 [[March 2012]], he complains about "gum gabbing gossip columnists working for a corrupt editor", which is the plot for the episode [http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Ponyville_Confidential "Ponyville Confidential"] (which aired not too long before the note was made), the giveaway being that the ''nom de plume'' used in the episode was "Gabby Gums."<br />
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On 24 [[April 2012]], Chris wrote a note on his Facebook, calling for the rescue of the ''MLP:FiM'' character "Derpy Hooves", a character who is characterized by her lazy eyes and [[Slow-in-the-minds|comical method of thinking]], whose first speaking appearance in the episode "The Last Roundup" was re-edited because one person (who would later be heavily criticized by the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase) thought Derpy's voice and personality in said appearance was offensive to the disabled. Naturally, Chris saw it as a vehicle to gain more pity towards him by sympathizing with a character that appeared to have some sort of disorder.<br />
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On 26 [[June 2012]], Chris whined about dark pony-related media on his Facebook via [[Twitter]]. He mentioned watching an animated adaption of the infamous fanfiction ''[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction Cupcakes]'' and SHED.MOV (an episode of HotDiggedyDemon's ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/PonyDotMov PONY.MOV]'' series). He took particular offense at Rainbow Dash, a tomboyish character, being gorily killed in both videos and, in a characteristic fit of fatuous [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]], suggested that it was done because people hate [[Tomgirl Saga|tomboys and tomgirls]]. He went on to rant about the "Dark Parodies" being the reason behind his writer's block, before descending into the usual tirade of hatred against people in general.<br />
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In a twist of irony, it was recently discovered that Chris has not one, <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2FD70214E0CF6E92 Jappleack Playlist on Chris' YT account]</ref> but two <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2f2iqihk1im2B1M7ZXJyoCd-gkDLXYCQ Jackie and Jerry playlist on Chris' YT account] </ref> playlists from HotDiggedyDemon, [[Chris and hypocrisy|the creator of SHED.MOV that he hated so much.]] Also, he eventually would share a word of wisdom HotDiggedyDemon posted to his Facebook account that trolls noted would be really useful for himself.<br />
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[[File:LegoDerpy.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Chris's Lego pony in question; [[Chris and art|talented]] as always.]]<br />
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In 2013, Chris's actions would cause him to become a social pariah to the Brony community by calling out voice actress [[Wikipedia:Tara Strong|Tara Strong]] (who voices Twilight Sparkle on the ''Friendship is Magic'' series) on her "Twilightlicious" video, claiming that she was tainting the name of the characters she had voiced by apparently supporting trolling and bullying. Many trolls had responded that his actions were, to say the very least, ''ridiculous'', due to him [[Autism|misunderstanding the context of her video]] and expecting a well-known celebrity [[Chris and his Ego|to personally answer to him]]. This certainly would have ended in Chris not hearing squat from Tara, had a troll not decided to forward his rant to her Facebook account. This is what she had to say:<br />
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{{quotebox|"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.<br />
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All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."}}<br />
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In other words, Tara immediately and understandably chastises him despite not meeting him before in her life, saying he's probably someone who would pull this stunt for attention, and makes note of her work in anti-bullying campaigns (which is something Chris would obviously not put any effort into researching). Chris did not respond, but in all likelihood ignored every word of what she said and dismissed her as a '''"DANG, DIRTY TROLL!"''' like he does with anybody who does not [[White knight|enable him]]. Eventually, though, he put her song "Take My Hand" on the [[Three-Quarter Woman]] CD.<br />
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[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|right|200px|Chris's Rainbow Dash cosplay.]]<br />
[[File:OmegaconA.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Note his trademark purple sunglasses]]<br />
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When the ''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Equestria Girls|Equestria Girls]]'' trailer was released, Chris threw a ''fit'' on Facebook, citing that it would attract ''"[[pedofork|pedofile]] (sic) perverts"'' into the fanbase.<ref>[[:File:Chris-Chan - FB - Equestria Girls.png]]</ref> Never mind that the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase has always had perverts (not to mention that ''so does every other fanbase in the world'') and he has drawn porn of underage characters in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]]. He then goes on to say that the ''Friendship is Magic'' crew is "Out Of Their Minds", immediately after saying "With All Due Respect," even going so far as to name-drop Lauren Faust, who at that point had left the show more than a year prior. He then comments on his own note, loudly demanding in ALL CAPS that somebody pull the plug on it. Much to the surprise of nobody, Hasbro Studios did not respond to Chris' suggestions. Oh, and he [[Chris and hypocrisy|later "liked" some videos related to the movie online and named it his #2 favorite]].<br />
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In [[October 2014]], Chris posted his own [[Lego]] 'Derpy' to his Facebook page.<br />
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On [[26 December 2014]], Chris donned a pair of novelty ''My Little Pony'' sunglasses as a "disguise" while vandalizing a''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Boom]]'' display.<br />
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On 19 [[January 2015]], a photo was leaked depicting Chris dressed up in a Rainbow Dash costume. His unclean, frazzled appearance unsurprisingly doesn't mix at all with her general character design.<br />
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On 29 [[August 2015]], Chris was seen cosplaying, again, at [[OmegaCon]]; this time as "Vinyl Scratch, A.K.A. DJ Pon3!". This time, at least, Chris put a little effort into his costume; nevertheless, the outcome was still horrible.<br />
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===Bronies===<br />
Bronies are the teenage-to-adult males who have become fans of the ''Friendship is Magic'' incarnation of the My Little Pony franchise. While one would think Christian would be proud, or even claim responsibility for, bronies given the contents of his [[FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris manages to once again defy expectations and common sense. Chris seems to hate all bronies simply because they have [[duck]]s and are therefore [[JERKS]]. When Chris became a tomgirl, he considered himself a pegasister, which adult female fans of ''Friendship is Magic'' are called. It was only matter of time before he started making demands on Facebook for bronies to bow down to their pegasister counterparts. He seems to blame the parts of the fandom which offend him, such as ''PONY.MOV'' (a satirical internet cartoon series which--believe it or not--is an affectionate parody of the show), on the wretched brony MALES and their twisted perversions while assuring himself that the female fans of the show are no doubt responsible for all the elements of the fandom he admires and [[mass debate]]s to.<br />
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As of [[BronyCon]] his stance against men who like ponies seems to have softened somewhat. He was photographed smiling in the presence of other men and didn't accuse any of them being discriminatory towards him. However by all accounts (including his own) he still gravitated towards talking toward woman at the convention. Its likely that he secretly still finds men he doesn't know to be offensive, regardless of if they are wearing a pony hat or not. The other possibility is that he simply isn't interested in Bronies because, despite his claims, he is still only interested in socializing for [[china|one thing]] that no man can give him. <br />
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==Cutie mark==<br />
[[File:Cutie mark.jpg|thumb|"Being really gross has got to be my destiny, 'cause that's what my cutie mark is telling me."]]<br />
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In the ''My Little Pony'' universe, a cutie mark is a symbol on both an individual pony's thighs, representing their special talent and interest. Chris's "special talent", it seems, is being a [[tomgirl]]. Prior to the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris likely would have defined himself by his art or perhaps his [[love quest]], but at this point seems to be anchoring his entire personality to his tomgirl status. Somewhat ironic is the fact that despite the implication of tomgirlhood being his special talent, Chris is a [[Tomgirl Pictures|very, ''very'' unconvincing tomgirl]].<br />
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In a [[Forgot the Glitter|leaked video]] released on [[February 2012|25 February 2012]], Chris was spotted showing off a drawing on his left thigh which he calls his "cutie mark". It is the combination of the two gender symbols , surprisingly ''not'' having anything to do with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for once. It does not seem to be a real tattoo, but instead is drawn on, most likely with his [[Chris and art|felt-tip pens]].<br />
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In [[June 2017]], Chris shared the [[:File:NightStarCutieMark.png|result]] of a cutie mark generator quiz to [[Facebook]].<ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Chris's MLP mark]]</ref> Inspired, Chris would later that day use the design to create a [[Night Star|new original character]]. Trolls would underestimate [[NightStar2891|how far he would take this]].<br />
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==Ponysona==<br />
{{main|Night Star}}<br />
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Chris's ponysona is uncreatively named "[[Night Star]]". He has created a second [[Twitter]] account under this name, using it to white knight himself against [[trolls]] and potential [[sweethearts]].<br />
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Chris has also created ponysonas for [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]. They names are "Sugar Darling" and "Gallop Crush", respectively.<br />
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==BronyCon 2017==<br />
{{main|BronyCon}}<br />
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[[File:Chris' outfit Bronycon day 3.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris at BronyCon. As of late September 2017, he is [[Cville Pride|still wearing the unicorn horn]].]]<br />
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Chris attended BronyCon 2017 from 11 August to 13 August of that year.<br />
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===Art tributes===<br />
[[Heart level|Exhilarated]] by the events of BronyCon 2017, Chris produced a number of drawings during and after the event, intended as gifts for panel guests and attendees. Optimistic, on 15 August, he attempted to win back the affections of [[DoopieDoOver]] and voice actor Tabitha St. Germain by sending them art via his Night Star sockpuppet account - he was swiftly blocked again.<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
File:Spike-sonichu.jpg|For Cathy Weseluck<br />
File:Spike_in_a_Pikachu_costume.jpg|For [[Chris and his Ego|attendees]]<br />
File:Night_Star_%26_Wishing_Wasp.jpg|For [[Avalon Porter]]<br />
File:CMC Drawing.jpg|For Michelle Creber, Claire Corlett, and Madeleine Peters<br />
File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|For Kelly Sheridan<br />
File:Bsalgart.jpg|For Bsalgart (artist)<br />
File:IanMcMurchie.jpg|For Ian McMurchie<br />
File: Spike Sonichu0 1.jpg|Spike reading Equestria's [[Sonichu 0]] (for Cathy Weseluck)<br />
File:Spike Sonichu0 2.jpg|2<br />
File:TabithaDrawing.jpg|<s>For Tabitha St. Germain</s><br />
File:BubbleGummy.jpg|<s>For [[DoopieDoOver]]</s><br />
File:StarlightGlimmer2.jpg|Sango/Starlight Glimmer (for Kelly Sheridan)<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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==BronyMate dating site==<br />
{{main|BronyMate}}<br />
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Chris made a profile, NightStar1982, on the site on 27 August 2017.<br />
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==Unicorn cosplay==<br />
{{main|Unicorn cosplay}}<br />
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==Christine Doll==<br />
{{main|Christine Doll}}<br />
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==In the comic==<br />
[[File:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu 12-9 front cover]]<br />
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Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|''Sonichu'' Special #2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony.<br />
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After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].<br />
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In [[Sonichu 12]] Robee performs the "Sonic Rainboom", a stunt perfomed in the show when Rainbow Dash goes really fast and makes a rainbow.<br />
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Chris has revealed that [[Sonichu 12-9]] (formerly labeled Sonichu 13) will include the self-described ''[[Chris and his Ego|fan-fiction but potentially canon]]'' life story of Night Star.<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]</ref><ref>[https://www.patreon.com/posts/sonichu-12-9-14049434?utm_campaign=postshare&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook]</ref> Chris has teased small details of the comic, including equine versions of [[Borb]].<ref>[[:File:NightStarBorb.png]]</ref><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"<br />
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness<br />
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!Chris' creation<br />
!Original<br />
![[Card games|TCG card]]<br />
!Notes<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:Chris Pony.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The original Cheroki-Chan, made with Chris's own [[hair]] and Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic [[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The improved store-bought Cheroki-Chan<br />
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose<br />
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]][[File:159-ChrokiChan.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Death threats|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Dreams|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan Schroeder|camouflaged]].<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage<br />
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose<br />
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref><br />
|-<br />
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto<br />
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose<br />
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchemest]]<br />
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose<br />
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', though part of the name may come from [[Wikipedia:Squall Leonhart|Squall Leonhart]] of [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VIII|''Final Fantasy VIII'']].<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal<br />
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean<br />
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter. <br />
|-<br />
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior<br />
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose<br />
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]]. Based on Megan's brother [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|John]].<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game<br />
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose<br />
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony. A Christmas gift for Tyler, the son of Tony the Gym Leader.<br />
|- <br />
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana<br />
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)<br />
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. A gift for Briana, one of the daughters of Gym Leader Tony.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait<br />
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose<br />
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]] type. A gift for Caitlyn, the youngest daughter of Tony the Gym Leader.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah<br />
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose<br />
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna<br />
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose<br />
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey<br />
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose<br />
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony. Based on Linnea, Anna's friend and co-worker.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico<br />
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose<br />
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos."<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck<br />
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose<br />
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.<br />
|}<br />
</center><br />
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==Fan videos==<br />
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| name = THE original brony<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8aXhm_sm3bU}}<br />
| Stardate = 8 March 2012<br />
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary TheCWCvilleLibrary]<br />
| Subject = <br />
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==See also ==<br />
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]<br />
*[[List of toys]]<br />
==References==<br />
<references /><br />
==External links==<br />
*''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]]'' at [[Wikipedia]]<br />
*<s> [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download] </s> - Dead link.<br />
[[Category:Hobbies]]<br />
[[Category:Toys]]<br />
[[Category:Television shows]]</div>
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Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers
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<p>Canine: Reverted edits by Heather Dalley Wallflower Confirmed (talk) to last revision by Galilean</p>
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<div>'''Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers''' is the third and final video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 29 [[November 2015]]. While it did not include a description, Chris shortly provided a link to it on his [[Facebook]] page with the notice:<br />
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{{quotebox|Until I am no longer banned from All Four Charlottesville, VA GameStop stores, as well as the Best Buy store and #FashionSquare Shopping Center, I hereby am on an Embargo against #GamsStop, #BestBuy, and #SIMON Malls. And I Encourage ALL of my friends and fans to Stand With Me and not go to any GameStops, Best Buys and SIMON Malls Anywhere.<br />
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Thank you all for your support in resolving this problem for a better tomorrow!}}<br />
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In this video, even more of old Chris returns, but he seems to have tamed his [[Virgin with Rage|anger]] to some extent. Instead of jumping and shouting at the camera, he puts an emphasis on his claims in the typical [[Chris's mannerisms|way Chris does]]. He certainly feels [[Chris and his ego|a great deal of power]] in the situation, stating that if he is [[kick the autistic|hurt and bullied]], all autistic people and [[Tomgirl Saga|LBGT]] people are as well. He also encourages his "thousands to millions of fans worldwide" to follow him on his endeavors, even though the only videos he post that break over ten thousand views are the ones that are [[HelloLadyFans|batshit crazy]].<br />
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His victim complex is quite interesting in this one, as he believes the [[Yellow Shirt|employee he maced]] has family at [[Best Buy]] that are banning him for no reason, and tries to blame his sexuality, gender and autism for acting like a tard. In true Chris fashion, he makes an insincere apology, then attacks the guy he maced. He also stressed that banning him would make it bad for everyone, and unbanning him would give them all good karma. He also believes wars could be prevented by [[My Little Pony]] and the Care Bears. <br />
== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZhM1rDTwvY8}}<br />
| stardate = 29 [[November 2015]]<br />
| saga = {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br />
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|Gamestop}}<br />
| style = {{Rage|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{MightyLesbianShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Family and Couples Figures Available for collecting and purchase. Also Sandy and Zapina Rosechu.]]<br />
| next = [[Embargo Update 12/2/2015]]<br />
}}<br />
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==Transcription==<br />
Hello to all my loyal fans over the [[Internet]]. This is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from [[14 Branchland Court|my house]] here. And uh, because I have not received a response I have a letter that I had, had written on November 12th, 2015, which that was a Thursday. And I believe I sent it um, either that same day or the day after on Friday. But anyway, uh, I’m going to read this letter and if you, and it’s addressing definitely to the local [[GameStop|GameStops]] in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]], all four of them, as well as [[Fashion Square Mall]] and, believe it or not, even the [[Best Buy]]. So without furder ado, I’m going to read this letter.<br />
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Yeah, and unfortunately I did not know his name, so he’s referred to as sir and what-, and similar pronouns. So anyway, I wrote, uh, “Dear [[Yellow Shirt|Yellow-Shirt Assistant Manager]] of the Fashion Square GameStop. I never got your name, I’m sorry. To preface this letter, I most humbly apologize for everything I have done as of the release date of the Sonic Boom video games, around November 11th, 2014, in regards to the [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest]] of [[SEGA]] changing [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]’s arm color to blue from tan. More recently I have learned that the next console Sonic the Hedgehog game, his arm cumber will be back to tan, and therefore I have concluded the protest against SEGA and made the official statement on my [[Facebook]] group page, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] To recap and make the story short, in the, in Sonic Boom, SEGA had changed Sonic’s arm color. I felt most upset about it. I protested by discouraging the purchase of said games and related Sonic Boom merchandise, and encouraging sending everything Sonic Boom back to SEGA. I had contacted SEGA of America. I received not good responses on the topic. I caused male, I caused malcontent against me and my peaceful protest.” I ended up [[banned]] from the four local above GameStops, and aside from handing the udder three locals, where I sent a carbon copy as well. <br />
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[''loses place''] Ah, da da da da da da da....Alright, um, “And upon the final major shock to my fear, paranoia, and nervous system at the Fashion Square location, I retaliated with a show of pepper spray container and left with a show of what was originally meant to be a warning to not ban me ever, scaring the [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|living crap out of me]], or just plain giving me a bad day. It turned out to be [[26 December 2014|a more worse day for everyone]]. And since then, the jail time kept me from getting very important and detailed packing done for moving back to my renovated house on the following December 31st, 2014. Also, I had emptied the thing of pepper spray, downward into a nearby hole—big hole—outside, and disposed of said canister into the hole. I did not have any pepper spray on me since, court dates were had and maintained, along with respective [[Chris and psychology#Past instances of professional help (or lack thereof)|mental therapy and analysis]] towards the fact that I had felt most overwhelmed, paranoid, and wanting to defend myself from such being banned and personal attacks to me. And upon the court’s conclusion, the whole mess has become over with, and all should be resolved, as I am praying to achieve today.<br />
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“Upon the recent conclusion of reversing the arm-color change among the udder details, while related, had little to do with the protest, including game glitches, story content, whatever, I understand and realize that the protest was not only a waste of time and energy, ultimately, but that it was among the worst mistakes I have ever done in my life, not counting what the Internet [[trolls|haters]] had blackmailed me into performing and video-recording since [[2007]]. And I most deeply and seriously regret having begun the useless protest in the first place, and I more regret ultimately feeling need to defend myself and spritzing pepper spray at you, the Yellow-Shirt Assistant Manager. [''looks at camera''] [[Chris and remorse|I am really, very sorry.]]<br />
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“And with all that, I most humbly request to be unbanned from all of the local GameStops in Charlottesville, Virginia. I will be most appreciative of not being forced to waste gas money to go out of town and most distance, as far as the one GameStop within the US military housing...of Fort Lee! Here in Virginia. Fort Lee! And, appreciating the soldiers who helped defend the United States after my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]], having served around World War Two, stationed in Seoul, Korea, in the Signal Corps. I am serious. I did do that. I had required pre-owned Pikachu [[Amiibo]] figures for materials for my [[Sonichu]] figures that I make and sell on [[Etsy]], on my shop, Cwcville Shopping. <br />
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“But I digress. Not only will I be most appreciative, but I will bring good karma to you and all the other employees of your GameStop, and the other three GameStops as well. And we can all be forgiven and forget the whole mess in good strides of the future. [''hand flourish''] Everyone wins. But if I am left banned, then everyone loses, with the most heavy symbolic [[HippoOnYourHead|hippopotamus of guilt, shame, and loathing]] upon yourselves, because [''clenches fist''] not only are you most discriminating against one person, but a high-functioning [[autism|autistic]], [[homos#Chris and transsexuality|lesbian trans woman]], famous author, with headache-inducing mental handicaps, who would never intentionally or unintentionally [[death threats|harm]] any living thing without any reason whatsoever. Again, everyone loses if I am left banned from errywhere! <br />
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“And speaking of [[Yellow Shirt|yellow-shirted]] friend, I believe you either have a secret family within or are moon-, moonlighting at the Best Buy in Charlottesville as well. To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. [[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting|I had done nothing at the Best Buy]] prior to that day. And a certain [[manajerk|manager]] spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing. <br />
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"Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy [[LEGO]] Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior. <br />
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“Therefore, I faff, I feel I have to pin the blame onto you, sir, for that, my yellow-shirted friend. Either of having family there, or giving me more of a difficult time--[''misreads''] and giving me more of a difficult time, then I was already going under. Or, you do have a second job between the GameStop and the Best Buy. Hmm! And I would expect, that might be something the Better Business Bureau might like to hear, perhaps? So once again, you can eff, give everyone good karma by forgiving me and forgetting the whole mess, and unbanning me from these four GameStops, as well as the one Best Buy, and thus allowing me to be welcomed back to Fashion Square Mall as well. Everyone wins. Good peace of mind. Or leave me banned from everywhere, and nobody wins with the hippopotamus weights upon each of our heads forever!<br />
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“And I reiterate, I am really very sorry for pepper-spraying you. I am really very sorry for making the protest against SEGA in the first place. I have no pepper spray, and I promise never to cause anyone harm or trouble ever again. All that needs to be done for full peaceful resolutions is to unban me from everywhere. And I have stated in this later. Please, do the positive thing, and bring good karma upon us all. I’m looking towards, I’m looking forward to a written, detailed response from you and everyone who gets this letter, documenting that I am no longer banned from the Charlottesville, Virginia GameStops, and Best Buy, and Fashion Square. Thank you and have a very good and safe day. Sincerely, Christine Weston Chandler.”<br />
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But, right now, it’s November 29th, more than two weeks since I mailed the letter to all f-, four said locations at the GameStops, and I have not heard anything. Therefore, I am making this video. I [''shakes fist''], Christine Weston Chandler, am quite upset by not receiving any response whatsoever. No-, as well as still being banned from not only the four GameStops, but the two other places as well, Best Buy here, and Fashion Square. And, I am it-, I am issuing an embargo on all GameStops, as well as GameStop.com. And every one of my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|thousands to millions of fans worldwide]], I encourage you all to follow me in this embargo! Never con-, never go to or conduct any business at any GameStop location anywhere. Do not even go to GameStop.com. US, UK, anywhere in the four websites. None of them. Do not go to any of those places. As well as, I am not, I am banning Best Buy as well. No Best Buy, no BestBuy.com, no Best Buy UK, whatever. As well as all Simon shopping malls! [''removes [[Dramatic glasses removal|glasses]] dramatically''] I’m very serious in this. Your lack of response has left me most upset! My [[Yellow Shirt|yellow-shirted foe!]] [''pounds knee''] Mm! And you will lose business because of this! And if you do not have me unbanned from all four of the local GameStops, as well as the Best Buy, and Fashion Square...[''pounds knee again''] this multi-person ban from you all will still continue on. So you think about that. Bring back good karma to us all, or pretty much be damned. [''shouting now''] You’re discriminating against the LGBT community as well as the autism community! You decided to hate against us, when you hate against me. And we all know that love and friendship conquers hatred, and does a lot better. It could prevent a lot of wars, if we take to the l-, lessons learned from the positive friendship TV shows that are made available, including ''[[My Little Pony]]: Friendship Is Magic'' and ''The Care Bears''.<br />
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So anyway, embargo on the GameStops, the Best Buy, and Simon shopping malls, begins right now! [''points at camera''] Game over, GameStop. [''deep voice''] Gaaaame over! [[Spanish|El juego se acabado!]]<br />
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Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Li%27l_Chris&diff=211673
Li'l Chris
2017-09-22T16:17:30Z
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<div>[[Image:LilChris.jpg|thumb|right|He's like the Velveteen Rabbit, except the Velveteen Rabbit isn't suffering.]]<br />
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'''Li'l Chris''' is [[Chris]]'s stuffed teddy bear. According to [[IRC (18 December 2008)|an IRC chat]], Chris created it at the "Create-a-Critter Workshop" in the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]] after winning a gift certificate from a radio station, some time in his early 20's. Trolls initially assumed that Li'l Chris was not given much love or attention, as she was an [[Niggos|individual of a darker color]]. As it turned out, however, the bear had been receiving ''all too much'' love and attention. Chris pointedly informed his fans in October 2010 that Li'l Chris was a female bear in [[Pregnant Act]], despite naming it after himself. This made sense years later, after Chris believed he was a [[homos|male lesbian]].<br />
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For a while, it was thought that Lil' Chris was lost to the January 2014 Fire - This has since been proven false, as the bear can be seen resting on the end of one of Chris's shelves in his [[Donation Request]].<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:BuildaBear.jpg|The Build-a-Bear store in the mall where Chris obtained Li'l Chris.<br />
File:ECP 00020.jpg|Chris and the bear sharing a moment.<br />
File:128747284554.png|Artist's rendition of [[Pregnant Act]].<br />
File:Bearonhead.jpg|Chris and Li'l Chris engaging in lewd behavior.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]<br />
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]<br />
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{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
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[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]<br />
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]<br />
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Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=It_took_a_talking_bear_to_give_the_name_a_young_boy_loves&diff=211672
It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves
2017-09-22T16:17:29Z
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<div>'''"IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES"''' is the title of an article that appeared in the ''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' on 29 December [[1993]] that provides an independent account of how [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] [[Christopher's name change|changed his name]].<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&date=Dec+29%2C+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&edition=&startpage=N-4&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES ProQuest Archive of original Richmond Times-Dispatch article] (''links to an abstract of the article; full article requires subscription'')</ref><br />
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== Text of the article ==<br />
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{{quotenews|This is a Christmas-season story about how a bear gave a boy his name.<br />
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The bear is [[Christopher's name change|Leonard Bearstein]], leader of the all-bear pops orchestra that entertains shoppers at Regency Square during the holidays.<br />
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The boy is Christopher Weston Chandler, 11, now called Christian. He met Leonard Bearstein during Christmas [[1992]].<br />
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The boy's father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert F. Chandler Jr.]], told the story.<br />
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"We were in [[Richmond]] on a visit last Christmas with our son Christopher, then almost 11," Chandler said. "We lived in [[Ruckersville]], about 10 miles north of [[Charlottesville]], at the time.<br />
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"And, as many people from west of Richmond do, we made one of our stops at Regency Square."<br />
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Christopher is a high-functioning [[autism|autistic]] child. While intellectually his age level is 12 or 13, socially he is around age 7 or 8. He has some [[Megan Schroeder|behavior problems with his peers]] and relates better with children a few years younger than him, his father said.<br />
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Christopher didn't talk until he was 7 years old. But thanks to his parents' hard work, he talks a [[sonic the Hedgehog|blue streak]] now.<br />
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And while visiting Regency Square during Christmas 1992, he struck up a conversation with Leonard Bearstein.<br />
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"Since this was early in the Christmas season on a Thursday afternoon, the crowd was light," Chandler said. "The conversation between Leonard and Christopher lasted -- on and off, between songs -- about an hour. Christopher was spellbound."<br />
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Something unusual happened during that conversation. When Leonard Bearstein, in a decidedly British accent, asked Christopher his name, the bear must have misunderstood what the boy replied.<br />
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"Leonard started calling our son Christian. What better name for the Christmas season?<br />
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"And the name stuck like glue. From that time on, for the past year, his name has been Christian Weston Chandler. Christian is very emphatic about that."<br />
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Good things have happened since Leonard Bearstein changed Christopher's name to Christian more than a year ago.<br />
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In September, father and son moved to Chesterfield County. Chandler and his wife, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], lived there when they married in [[1980]], before General Electric Co. transferred him to the Charlottesville area.<br />
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Mr. Chandler is retired now and looks after Christian during the week.<br />
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Mrs. Chandler works for Virginia Power in Charlottesville and commutes here from Ruckersville, in Greene County, on weekends.<br />
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"The Greene County School system was not equipped to teach an autistic child," Mr. Chandler said. "The Chesterfield County school system has accepted him with open arms."<br />
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Christian is in sixth grade at Providence Middle School.<br />
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This fall, on his own initiative, Christian entered a contest based on a favorite TV cartoon character. He was a winner in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|"Sonic the Hedgehog Watch and Win Sweepstakes."]] His prize: a $1,000 shopping spree at Kay-Bee Toys after the first of the year.<br />
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And the Chandlers have started the process of legally changing his name.<br />
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As it happens, Mr. Chandler said he wanted to name his son Christian when the boy was born. As a sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip in the late 1970s, he was familiar with the name among fellow Anglophiles and English friends.<br />
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"I was chicken," he said. "It took Leonard the bear to name him Christian.<br />
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"Although we live in Chesterfield, closer to Cloverleaf Mall and Chesterfield Towne Center," Mr. Chandler added, [[Christopher's name change|"a bear at Regency Square named my son."]]<br />
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==References==<br />
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[[Category:Historical Documents]]<br />
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=211671
Main Page
2017-09-22T16:17:29Z
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Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Time_Void&diff=211670
Time Void
2017-09-22T16:17:27Z
<p>Canine: Reverted edits by Heather Dalley Wallflower Confirmed (talk) to last revision by Shekelberg</p>
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<div>[[Image:TimeVoid.jpg|center| OH GOD. I CAN SEE FOREVER! 8U]]<br />
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{{quote|He who fights with [[Trolls|monsters]] should look to it that he himself does not become a [[Sonichu|monster]]. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.|[[Wikipedia:Friedrich Nietzsche|Friedrich Nietzsche]], ''[[Wikipedia:Beyond Good and Evil|Beyond Good and Evil]]''}}<br />
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[[Image:CWCVoid02.jpg|thumb|Chris, being flung down the taut cavity of time.]] <br />
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The '''Time Void''' (also known as the Void of Time, [[Little Pig Blanket]], or the [[PSN#PlayStation Network|Playstation Network]]) is a plot device in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' canon]], devised by [[Chris]] as a method of stepping out of the comics.<br />
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==Gotta go back in time==<br />
Chris, actually acknowledging the criticisms from [[trolls|fans]] that the ''Sonichu'' comic had become focused more on Chris and his [[Love Quest]] and less on the titular character who zaps to the extreme, decided to send his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic persona]] into a limbo.<br />
{{quote|In space, no one can hear you scream, in time you are heard to infinity..."|Inspirational comments by our autistic hero (probably oblivious to the ''[[Wikipedia:Alien (film)|Alien]]'' reference) during CWC's ''time-out'' in the Void}}<br />
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===Time Hogs===<br />
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[[Image:CWCVoid01.jpg|thumb|Trippin' balls ''through time'']]<br />
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Enter [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - Two of the Sonichu Balls are activated during an adventure through the time stream which disrupts [[Magi-Chan]]'s shield, and exiles Chris from time. Sonichu and Magi-Chan realize Captain [[Chris and Fashion|Clownshirt]] is missing, but don't have any significant solutions to help him. Christian, meanwhile, attempts to sound sincere and empathetic while prattling on with his falsely-remorseful soliloquy in the Time Void. Narration reveals that the Void was in fact [[God]]'s "''twist of fate that would force me into a long, emotional, forced, stressful hiatus''"<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]</ref><br />
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[[Image:CWCVoid03.jpg|thumb|Christian straining himself while attempting to decipher how other people's feelings are affected by his actions]]<br />
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==Wait, haven't I seen this before?==<br />
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A stripe-shirted goldbricker taken out of the storyline? It sounds familiar because ''it is''! This is essentially the same scenario as [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[Dark Mirror Hole]], and the fate of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]]. The difference in this situation is that, despite being stranded between time, Chris is able to deliver endless [[Autism|neurotic]] thought bubbles and has the ability to absorb the Sonichu Balls (with an unknown result).<br />
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In appearance, the Void also shares a common design with the Dark Mirror Hole: a solid marker color. The Time Void gets a little more page space, but that's expected in order to fit all the words coming out of the autistic warrior's TRUE and HONEST mind.<br />
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==Impact==<br />
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Christian didn't quite leave the pages of his comic so quickly, and popped up in a backseat role:<br />
* He attacks 4-cent_garbage.com employees during the [[Sonichu 8#The_Elevator_Gags|Elevator Gags of ''Sonichu'' #8]]<br />
* He also appears through the [[Sonichu 9|power of GOD]] to seduce Ivy during [[Dating education|Date Ed]].<br />
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Note that these are simply self-indulgent cameos for the author. The Ivy encounter ''was'' intended to further the Love Quest sub-plot turned major story arc, although it's unlikely this will be revisited due to her [[Ivy#Epilogue|demise]].<br />
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[[Image:CWCLogo.png|left|Two 'C' quarters plus a 'W' quarter are equal to one full Dumbass]]<br />
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'''CWCVille at Large'''<br />
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[[Allison Amber]] acts as the Vice-Mayor, and carries out all of the mayoral duties of CWCville while Christian is ''persona in absentia''. Readers are not informed towards any civic news under Ms. Amber's tenure.<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
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[[Image:GiggitySchu.png|left|"Too bad the regular size ones break easily on my 7-incher"]]<br />
'''The [[Christian_and_the_Hedgehog_Boys_(band)|Hedgehog Boys]] (and Girls)'''<br /> <br />
Chris is basically forgotten by the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon so that they can focus on sex and dating. In addition, the fight sequences in Christian's absence no longer showcase the Jerkops. The presence of the Creator, however, is still conveyed even without an active role as he has his pussy whipped titular character ramble on with an incoherent bigoted screed in [[Sonichu 9#Episode 20|Episode 20]]. In other words, Sonichu goes back to serving as a Mary Sue proxy for Chris.<br />
{{clear}}<br />
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==Return from the Void==<br />
[[Image:NextBookVoid.jpg|center|*Sound of crickets chirping*]]<br />
<div align="center">''Sure, whatever you say.''</div><br />
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Chris explains that he returned from the Different Dimension on 08 [[August 2008]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Billy_mays Billy Mays article on CWCipedia]</ref> - but this doesn't make sense ('''SURPRISE!''') since it would mean he has been back in CWCVille, as mayor, for at least a year. It was previously hinted that CWC would be returning for the end of "first season" (For [[Sonichu 9]]), and is still featured as Chris-Chan Sonichu in the preview for [[Sonichu_10|Issue 10]]. <br />
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The question remains, "How does he escape the Time Void?".<br />
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{{quote|Fifteen minutes of dialogue, and a transformation later...|Chris pulling himself out of the Void for no real reason}}<br />
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In an anti-climatic move and almost as an after-thought, Chris pulls himself out of the Void with the help of [[Magi-Chan]], and [[Wild Sonichu]]'s vine whip power. During the epilogue, both Pokémon just happen to walk nearby the void, which appears right out of the blue, and they decide to rescue their "Master". Magi-Chan uses Wild Sonichu's whip as a safety cord and jumps in the Time Void's [[dirty crapped briefs|loose "Sphincter"]]. After many unexplained adventures lasting less than a whole minute, Chris is finally released from the grip of the Time Void's bowels.<ref>[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu Issue 9]]</ref> This page is followed by another claiming that, from now on, he will be able to tell more stories of ([[Chris and his Ego|himself and]]) Sonichu and Rosechu.<br />
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'''...Wait, there's more!'''<br />
{{quote|She mistook me for myself and we went home. I was late getting home from work that night, so Lovely and I did the do and it was awesome!|Chris lying to his own wife in the future for a shag.}}<br />
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As if this wasn't enough, Chris seems to have exited the Time Void, by himself, in 2015. Over there, he took part of a "Medical Study". We are sure that said research wasn't in the field of behavioral studies or psycho-pathologies, since Chris came back just as twisted as when he left. When he was on the future, he lied to his own future wife, the "Lovely and Hot" [[Lovely Weather]] (an unfortunate woman with an equally unfortunate name) by passing himself for his own Future-Self. Hidden behind this lie, he seduced her and had sexual intercourse with her. Unaware of the [[rape|ethical issues]] related to lying to his own future wife for sex, he merely called it awesome.<ref>[[Sonichu 10]]</ref><br />
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In short: Chris was stuck in the Time Void except for raping his future wife behind the back of his own future-self or punching an employee of 4-Cent_garbage for making a caricature of him.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Dark Mirror Hole]]<br />
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==References==<br />
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{{CWCverse}}<br />
{{Sonichu}}<br />
[[Category:Plot Devices]]</div>
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[[Image:Reginald Fils-Aime.jpg|thumb|He has come here to kick autistic ass and chew bubblegum...[[wikipedia:They Live|and he's all out of bubblegum]].]]<br />
[[Image:ReggieAndChris.jpg|thumb|left|Separated at birth?]]<br />
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'''[[Reginald]] "Reggie" Fils-Aimé''' ({{IPA|[ˈfiːzɛmeɪ]}}), is the president of [[Nintendo]] of [[United States of America|America]] and colleague of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]. He is also an opponent of "true love" and possibly a [[virgin with rage|virgin]], according to [[Chris]].<br />
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Chris's contact with Reggie formed the second stage of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], beginning after Chris failed to make it to Redmond and no-showed his planned face-to-face meeting with Miyamoto towards the end of [[January 2009]]. Never one to mince words, Reggie gave Chris a tough but fair assessment of his personal life and his potential as a top-flight [[video game]] designer. Chris reacted poorly, accusing Reggie of [[Kick the Autistic|discriminating against him]] because of his [[autism]], comparing him to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and eventually throwing an unrestrained tantrum after Reggie bluntly told him that their collaboration was over.<br />
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Chris [[CWC Update 30 January 2009|threatened]] to take Reggie and Miyamoto to [[Charlottesville]] court before going back on his word and BAWWWWing to them in an [[CWC Update 31 January 2009|apology video]].<br />
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Reggie's next video game, ''[[Kick the Autistic]]'', will be released for the Wii U and the New 3DS XL sometime for Christmas. [[Jimmy Hill]], meanwhile, currently owns the European and Japanese gaming rights to Sonichu. <br />
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==Fils-Aimé Saga==<br />
On 26 [[January 2009]], Chris released a [[CWC Update 26 January 2009|video]] wherein he claimed that he had been to [[Redmond]] to visit Shigeru Miyamoto and begin working on a [[The Sonichu Chronicles|Sonichu video game project]]. This, of course, was a [[lie]]. As a result of Chris's failure to make his appointment with Miyamoto, Reggie began communicating with Chris two days later, and their conversation continued through the first week or so of February.<br />
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{{quoteboxred|'''Hi, it's me Reggie. President of Nintendo of America''' from '''Reggie Fils-Aimé''' to '''Chris''' on 28 January 2009 1:16 AM<br />
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But right now, I'm just strictly Reggie. I'm not going to even bother sending this through my Nintendo email address. Because you know what? This isn't business. This is strictly personal. I have something to say to you, and you need to listen. This has nothing to do with Nintendo right now, this is just me and you. Mano e mano. Man to man. I don't normally do this, but hell, I just need to get this off my chest.<br />
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If you don't know who I am, then allow me to introduce myself. My name is Reggie Fils-Aime. I've been kicking ass and taking names ever since the E3 expo at [[2004]] where I made my debut, where from then on I eventually earned my position as president of this company.<br />
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I'm known to be a loud mouth. I don't take crap from anyone. So if you are easily offended, I suggest you stop reading. But don't worry, I'll try to go easy on you, key word being "try" here.<br />
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But with that out of the way, I just want to say something to you personally.<br />
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May I kindly ask, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you for real or what? I was there for everything. I saw Miyamoto waiting for up to 2 days in the bitter cold for you to show up and you stood him up. I was even there trying to arrange everything for you, even setting up someone to escort you to our building complete with bodyguards and full security because I knew you were concerned about safety. And for what? So you could just NOT show up? I mean, I don't even know what to think, it's just completely unbelievable.<br />
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I'm sorry but it just is. I heard what you said to Mr Miyamoto too, your reasons for not coming. And I just have to say. How old are you? You're 27, if I'm not mistaken right?<br />
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27! I mean, think about it, you are almost 30! What is a man of your age still doing being coddled by his parents? Let me tell you, when I was about your age, I was already married and had children!<br />
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Your autism isn't an excuse either. I've raised a son with autism who is far worse functioning than you are and he can easily make his own decisions. The only thing I see here is a person who is not only lazy and makes excuses, but cannot even take charge of his own life.<br />
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That right there is what made it pretty clear that there is no chance in hell you're going to get anywhere with this project. Nevermind the fact that your parents didn't want you to go (or that you still have to get your parents permission at your age).<br />
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Think about what happened if you did go, and you had to ask mommy and daddy for an OK on everything? Imagine what a complete disaster that would be. I mean, listen. Simply put, you are not fit to do business with us as you are not even in a position where you can make your own decisions, which is vital to survive in the workplace, and even life in general.<br />
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I mean, seriously, who the hell were we talking to? I don't know about you. But this deal was about Nintendo and you. This was not the deal between Nintendo and the parents of Christian Weston Chandler.<br />
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I'm sorry, but provided that this whole thing you pulled on us wasn't an elaborate prank, this project was doomed from the start. It's just completely ridiculous. It is impossible for anyone to do business with someone who still has to rely on their parents to make their decisions.<br />
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Right now, I don't see how anything good could come from any of this. The only way I could even see this going anywhere is if you were to somehow learn to become independent, like a person of your age should be, and try to do something so that you don't rely on your parents to decide things for you.<br />
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But I don't see that happening ever in the near future (nor is it really my job to even have to tell you this). And because of that, I don't see how you'll ever be able to do business with us.<br />
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And you know what? I'll just leave it at that. Also, forget recieving a letter from us (and for what? So your parents can read it out loud to you? For Christ sake). This whole thing is through.<br />
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Our company will gladly deal with people who are up to the task. But we cannot waste valuable time and money on children who have no means of actually doing their part (their part, as in not their parents but "their part") to cooeprate with us.<br />
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Sorry for the rant, but you've wasted so much of our time, money and effort that I had to personally do what I'm known for, and that is kicking ass and taking names.<br />
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I always tell it like it is, and I'll be damned if I ever change that. So consider this as the final notice, this whole thing is through. It was through as soon as you made it clear that you are not mature enough to do business with us.<br />
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Other than that, I have nothing more to add. Please feel free to complain about me not being professional, I get that all the time. But nobody ever doubts my ability to tell people the things they need to hear. And what I just told you is nothing but that.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
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The man who has been kicking ass and taking names since [[2004]].<br />
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Reggie Fils-Aime<br />
<br>President<br />
<br>Nintendo of America}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Well, it is good to make your acquaintance, Reggie. I have viewed your [[Wikipedia:Wii Music|WiiMusic]] Tip Video on my Wii recently, and your introduction basically expanded my knowledge of you personally. Allow me to offer my congratulations on you becoming President of N.O.A.; last I heard, from snail-mail exchange, y'all had a woman for a president (I can't recall her name at the moment), so for my knowledge now. :)<br />
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In response to your message, let me say that I deserved that; it was as shocking as Mr. Resetti in [[Animal Crossing]], but in the sense of personally expressing yourself, I mean the comparison as genuinely a positive compliment.<br />
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I feel Truly, Deepest Sorry for missing the appointment; I have made the mistake of not being clear in the fact of my being unable to make the trip, and trying to compensate with sending myself via snail-mail (in a sense). As much as it was due to the lack of support from my family, I Could Not afford the Travel Fare to [[Redmond]] in the first place. I am considered compusive with handling money, and since the first notice of the business between me and Mr. Miyamoto came up Mid-January, I felt like I was "[[Bob walks in|caught with my pants down]]". I had spent my last amount of money from [[Monthly tugboat|my Social]] that I get every month to pay rent to my family, make payments on my Credit Card Bills, and even after that, I would have had only a hundred or so left over, and I had already compulsively spent that on the day I got the money on a couple of games. I feel at fault for not controling my compulsiveness enough to save a hundred at a time months before.<br />
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Then there is the mixture of Ligitimate business e-mail, from you all for example, and e-mails from [[Internet]] [[Trolls]]/Bullies/[[Impostor]]s, and among the chaos and confusion, I felt out of sorts, even the moments when I felt calmed down after a time from the stress. And my mother and father felt at unease amongst that confusion as well. Even when I put it up to my friends at my church; the same thing; they thought I was talking to an impostor, posing as Mr. Miyamoto. But after I received the automated e-mail from donotreply@noa.nintendo.com verifying Mr. Miyamoto's e-mail address as legitimate, I felt MOST Confident that I was dealing with the real Miyamoto. And yet, even after presenting the printout of that e-mail, everyone was still in doubt.<br />
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I have made great effort to seek local aid to fund me for the trip to Redmond, but unfortunately, I failed. It was heavily advised that I have the business between me and Miyamoto hand-written on Paper sent to me to present to my Attorney. Also, considering the rumors were Flying Heavily among the Internet Troll Population, if I had made the trip, I felt I might have been heavily physically harmed by those [[Death threats|vicious people]].<br />
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I will not disagree with the accusations of my emotions. Even though my family are of Great Business Expierences (let me also mention that my father, Mr. [[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]], while working at G.E. ([[Wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]]) has designed the Controls for the Plastic Molding Machines, so without him, we would not have anything Plastic as simple as a Funnel, or even the casing for the NES), I feel that I personally lack heavy business expierences that I would require. Due to my mental block, I feel that I would require someone to speak for me in the beginning of a Heavy amount of Business. They also gave me a small amount of the words that were typed to Mr. Miyamoto, especially the requests for the advance in travel fare so I could have made the trip. While [[Chris and money|I personally understand the economical situations]] prohibiting the advance, my family, as well as the Majority of my Church's Congregation, disagree. With that one bit of green absent from being advanced, it set the Ground for the locally popular disbelief in my talking to Mr. Miyamoto.<br />
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If I did have the money advanced to me for the trip, my [[Mother|escort]] and I would have Most Definitely made the flight.<br />
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Believe me, I have been feeling the worst stress from my being unable to afford the trip, my attempt to compensate with the CD-R and DVD-R failing badly, having to cover-up in online discussions for my family and local friends' HUGE concern for my safety and health, and worst of all the shame I feel from all the stress.<br />
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I sincerely meant no harm, hostile behavior, or anything major like that from the words I have spoken, written and typed so far in this business transaction.<br />
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I Truly Want to Continue with the Sonichu Projects, because I require a brighter future to set me in good standings with my future wife and my future daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler]] (God promised her to me in a multiple of [[Dreams]]). So, I respectfully ask you to NOT Cancel it. With the Paper Documents Snail-Mailed to me, my efforts to save money for the trip, convincing my family, friends and attorney, getting my act well-prepared and well-together, and my Female [[Sweetheart]] by my side (she's [[PandaHalo|on her way to me from Australia]]), I, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], will Truly Feel that I can Tackle the Project Head-On.<br />
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I appreciate your time and paitence, Reggie. And I have offered my deepest apologies to Mr. Miyamoto, as well as the Powerpoint Project and my [[CADD]] Plans for the [[Cwcville Shopping Center]] in two e-mails just recently.<br />
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Peace and Best Wishes,<br><br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br><br />
[[14 Branchland Ct.]]<br><br />
[[Ruckersville]], [[Virginia|VA]] 22968-9545<br><br />
(434)-990-0198<br><br />
Wii Number: 8626-5211-8387-4771 (Wii-Speak Capable)<br><br />
[[PSN]] ID: Sonichu ([[PSEye]] Capable)}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Listen, kid. I apologize for yelling at you, but if you know me, I am a guy who doesn't pull his punches. Let me tell you. They call me the most feared man in the game's industry, the "man who kicks ass and takes names." That Mr. Resetti comparison was kind of accurate actually. I guess I do deserve that title.<br />
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But I just have to be honest with you. I don't think you're ready for any of this. You seem to have a lot of issues in your life that you need to take care of before you can do business with anyone. I think right now Nintendo is the LEAST of your worries.<br />
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I mean, compulsive spending, severe paranoia, friends and family who do not trust you, you having to get their permission to do anything despite almost being 30, relying on social security and taxpayer money to survive, and the list goes on and on.<br />
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I'm sure if you had a job, didn't live with your parents, and were a self made man like a person of your age ought to be, you'd have no problem making it here.<br />
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But from what you're telling me, you've got a lot of issues and things to take care of in your life before you could ever reach such a state, and I wonder right now if I'm asking for the impossible right now.<br />
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Until then, I don't see how this could go anywhere. We've wasted so much time and money on this project only to find out that the man we're dealing with still is being coddled by his parents and doesn't even have a job or money of his own (taxpayer social security money issued to you for food/clothing doesn't count, which you shouldn't be spending on games anyway) or anything of that sort to even come through with this.<br />
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That is why I'm so frustrated with any of this. It's just so ridiculous. I've never seen anything like it. I thought we were dealing with a grown man, a self made man who could make his own decisions and come through with this. But what you've shown us is anything but that.<br />
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Sort out your own life first. Don't worry about Nintendo. Maybe once you finally grow up to be independent, sort out all the things preventing you from coming, and maybe even be able to make your own decisions and in life, then maybe at that point we'll be able to do business with each other.<br />
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But until then, I doubt we'll see anything come out of this. And even if it does work out at the moment, I can't imagine you being anything other than a huge liability for us. Being an independent person who can make his or her own decisions is paramount to survive in the business world, especially in the games industry. We don't have time to babysit you. While it may seem like all fun and games, this is a business for adults, not people who still depend on their parents to survive.<br />
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Sincerely,<br><br />
Reggie Fils-Aime}}<br />
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{{quotebox|I understand what you're telling me, Reggie.<br />
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But with statements like, " this is a business for adults, not people who still depend on their parents to survive," it makes me feel like I am being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against]]. I'm not one to judge, and I am capable of making my own [[The MovingFoward videos|sound decisions]] [[Attraction sign|in life]] [[Recycling|when it comes]] [[List of places that have banned Chris|down to it]]. My mind kinda rolled along with the moment, but the point is the discriminating statement pretty much.<br />
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Peace,<br><br />
Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Yeah, but you have to understand. I don't understand how you're going to do anything, when you don't even have your own life sorted out.<br />
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You're not being discriminated against. I'm just saying that you're clearly not cut out for this. How can you expect to lead a project when you cannot even lead your own life?<br />
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You have problems with your family, you depend on social security (which you use for games instead of your own needs), you seem to be completely paranoid and above all else, I don't see you making a single sound decision on your own. It seems to be that you're still being raised by your parents. We were under the impression that we were making a deal with an accomplished comic book artist, but instead you show us that you're inconsiderate, you lack any sort of independence or maturity, and above all else, you seem like the kind of person that would be a liability for our company.<br />
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To me, it doesn't seem like you need a video game. It seems like you need to sort out your own life before you try to get involved with something like this, which to me, you don't seem to be cut out for at all.<br />
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Mr. Miyamoto has requested that I let him talk to you and that I try to hold back and be a bit more polite, but even he admits that it is very hard considering all you've made us go through recently.<br />
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I have very little hope for this project at this point and I don't see what the hell is the point of doing any of this anymore. This is a bridge to nowhere. I'm going to either have to decide to step in and stop it myself, or either that just sit back and watch it fail anyway since I don't see how this has any chance of becoming anything.<br />
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Sincerely,<br><br />
Reggie Fils-Aime}}<br />
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{{quotebox|'''Re: Hi, it's me Reggie. President of Nintendo of America'''<br />
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I see your point, Reggie, but YOU DID NOT HAVE TO CANCEL THE PROJECT INDEFINITELY! I mean, after I get things settled on my end, and when I have the [[monthly tugboat|funds]] to make the trip to Redmond, it would feel much beneficial to me to know that the Window is still OPEN for me. What I'm hearing here is that you've CLOSED the Window and sealed it with Concrete!<br />
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[[Chris and negotiation|I WILL NOT ACCEPT THAT!]]<br />
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I apologize for coming off strong, but the objectionable feeling is True to me at the moment, and I would appreciate it if you would Re-Open the Window for me, and UNSEAL the Window, so I can still have the opportunity open for me. I will need a financial setting with a good job for when I have my family and individuality set, and I personally feel it BEST if I still had the opportunity to Work with Nintendo and [[Sega]] to bring my Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] to life in the Video Game World.<br />
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Please let me know that this Same Window of Opportunity will remain open for me. And if it helps better my case, I recently won a 400 dollar [[Gamestop]] Gift Card from the [[Guitar Hero Be A Star Sweepstakes]] and received it in the FedEx; I spent 3/4 of the card on my Church's Congregation, and those who requested a game from the card; the Majority of them asked for Wii Titles; Two asked for WiiMusic, and one of those two also got a copy of Animal Crossing City Folk With the WiiSpeak. And I ended using the rest for myself on Super Mario Galaxy, WiiMusic, LoZ: Twilight Princess, [[Sonic]] Riders: Zero Gravity, ALL FOR NINTENDO Wii, and a WiiSpeak. And I still have a [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|HEAVY Positive and Loyal Sonichu and Rosechu Fanbase;]] You All at Nintendo will STILL be able to Gain More Money off of my Sonichu and Rosechu, especially when in the near future I will be most capable of flying to Redmond, meet with you and Mr. Miyamoto, and get this "Mario Party" Started.<br />
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Please reply with your contact information, including phone number, so I can contact you in the near future, when I TRULY WILL be ready. My Mind is SET on this, and I feel I can be Ready as early as the end of [[2009]]. You have my word as an Avid Gamer, [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|Lamb of God]], and Humble Human Being that I WILL work Very Hard to Save, Save, Save.<br />
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Peace,<br><br />
Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|'''RE: Hi, it's me Reggie. President of Nintendo of America'''<br />
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We're not interested in your project. I've seen [[Sonichu Powerpoint|the powerpoint]]. Apart from the fact that you are unable to manage for yourself, the powerpoint really was the final straw. It was filled with gratuitous and shameless drawings with every other frame showing some form of partial nudity or characters making out with each other.<br />
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I cannot even fathom how you managed to think that would be a good idea.<br />
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Not only that, you keep mentioning [[Sony]], which you should know is the bitter rival of Nintendo and our mortal enemy. I don't know if you've been paying attention, but in every presentation I have given, whenever I mention kicking some behind, it's always directed to Sony. If you knew anything about our company, that would have been completely obvious.<br />
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But those are all moot points compared to the fact that you have demonstrated that you are not cut out for this kind of work and that your actions and mode of behavior would be a total liability for our company.<br />
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This decision is final. We are not going to do business with you and that is all. Sort out your own life. We cannot help you.<br />
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This is it. Do not email me or beg me for anything else. This is final. I cannot stress that enough. And if you do email me again, I will just repeat myself over and over. This whole thing is over. Goodbye.<br />
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Sincerely,<br><br />
Reggie Fils-Aime}}<br />
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{{quotebox|'''Please DO NOT Pigeonhole Me or Sonichu'''<br />
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The LAST thing I need to feel is feeling like I've been Left within a tiny piece of shelfspace to collect dust and be forgotten.<br />
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Peace,<br><br />
Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|'''RE: Please DO NOT Pigeonhole Me or Sonichu'''<br />
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Actually I think it's for the better. Maybe you can learn something out of this whole exchange.<br />
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But other than that, there is nothing more I can say or do for you. I'd appreciate it if you stopped emailing me now and maybe instead took some time to reflect on how this went wrong on your part. But this whole thing is finalized and done, and I cannot help you nor do I have the time to keep sending you emails when we have no official business with each other.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|'''One last thing'''<br />
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I still would deeply appreciate a document of the past business words, aggrements and all that from between me, Mr. [[Miyamoto]] and you, Reggie, snail-mailed to my home address I've previously provided to you, for my personal records and future references, Please.<br />
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Peace,<br><br />
Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|'''RE: One last thing'''<br />
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It's not going to happen, pal. This is final. Don't take this personally.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|'''"Reply to your Reply"'''<br />
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Let me just say a few more things, and then I'll stop e-mailing you for a long while. There was Positively NO NUDITY at all in the Powerpoint Presentation. And What the heck is WRONG with True [[Love]] and Kissing? [[Christian Weston Chandler|Are you a Virgin yourself? Have you had a BUNCH of Bad Dates? Or are you soo Closed-Minded and Rednecked?]] I gave you respect after seeing you in that video on my Wii, yet you tell me that True Love is WRONG? You are just as bad or WORSE than the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Real-Life Mary Lee Walsh]], or as she is known as in the [[Comic]]s now, Slaweel Ryam.<br />
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I pity you if you've had your share of Bad Luck in True Love, yet at this point, you have just Lost My Respect.<br />
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True Love is a Truly Sacred Bond between WOMAN and MAN, and when they are together, they get attracted to each other very much to Kiss and later Make Love. [[Chris and Religion|GOD and JESUS WANTS US ALL TO EXPERIENCE and SHARE True, Straight LOVE!]] THERE IS NOTHING OBJECTIONABLE FROM THAT! I am a man who stand for [[China|True Love and Honesty]], in comics AND in Real Life, although I am still a Frustrated [[Virgin with Rage|Virgin with Autisim]] on the side. [[Chris and his Ego|AT LEAST I AM MAKING A POSITIVE DIFFERENCE IN KEEPING TRUE LOVE BETWEEN ONLY WOMAN AND MAN IN MY ACTIONS.]] On a Side-Note, I DESPISE ALL [[homos|HOMOSEXUAL MALES,]] PERIOD!<br />
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ALSO, I BET YOU PROBABLY [[Tobacky|SMOKE]] AND [[Chris and Hypocrisy|DRINK]], don't you? I SPEAK AGAINST THOSE AS WELL SINCE THEY ARE TOOLS TO SPEED YOU TO [[Chris and Death|DEATH]] WITH [[Chris and Health|CANCER,]] LIVER PROBLEMS, BAR FIGHTS AND AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS. GIVE UP THE HABITS! THEY ARE BEYOND [[rule 34|GROSS]] AND [[nudes|DISGUSTING!]]<br />
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<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki><br />
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Forgive me for raising my voice very loudly, but to ENCOURAGE the True, Straight Love that you obviously OBJECT, I felt it was Required and Necessary. [[Random Access Humour|I can be a "Resetti" too, Mr. Resetti.]]<br />
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Peace-Out,<br><br />
Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|There wasn't. I never said there was. You assume too much and are way too paranoid about things, this is why I don't want to deal with you. Imagine if you were to flip out on someone while in the workplace like this? It'd be a complete PR disaster.<br />
<br />
But I never said nudity or implied anything about your characters sexual preferences.<br />
<br />
What I was referring to what the panty shot of Rosechu in one of the first frames. Then you show two characters in bed making love to each other.<br />
<br />
Just what the hell kind of game did you want Nintendo to make?<br />
<br />
Nintendo has always been in the business of making games for the whole family. That includes children. That is why you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself, and you've shown that you're unable to do so.<br />
<br />
Your mind seems too wired on other things. Your head seems to be in the clouds and you don't even know the first thing about being appropriate or tasteful. Did you think this game proposal would even be able to pass through the [[Wikipedia:Entertainment Software Rating Board|ESRB]]?<br />
<br />
You know nothing about how the industry works. About things such as company reputation, age appropriate content or content that won't get shot down by the ESRB (look at the whole "[[Wikipedia:Hot Coffee minigame controversy|Hot Coffee]]" GTA scandal for example). You just think you can do whatever you want and hope it flies.<br />
<br />
Also from what I recall, you sent drawn pornography drawn in colored pencil/marker to Mr. Miyamoto TWICE. Imagine if you did this to someone in a business situation. Do you want me to hire you when you are such a loose cannon?<br />
<br />
It's not possible. I can't risk having such a huge liability. And in fact, your behavior is the reason I've decided to remove you indefinitely from Nintendo, and I hope that someday you get your act together (which I don't see happening any time soon).<br />
<br />
But until then, this project is over and gone for good. If anything was the last straw, it was this email. I don't have time to fight with you, you are completely unstable, irresponsible and the kind of person who would probably flip out or even hurt someone if he were to put in the workplace.<br />
<br />
I'm glad you made that video and cleared everything up. But now, just leave me alone. I'm not going to even bother replying back after this, or if you keep this up.<br />
<br />
Also, by the way. You didn't spell your name right at the end of the power point. You wrote it as "ChriSTAIN." That would be grounds for any potential employer to not hire someone. In addition to the behavior you've just displayed and the type of proposal you tried to make, the last thing we need is someone who can't even spell his own name.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br><br />
Reggie Fils-Aime}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Well, the game would not Constantly revolve around the Background Romance; it's called a "Happy Ending".<br />
<br />
Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|It's not something you show in a business proposal. There is a time and place for everything. But I don't understand why I have to tell this to you.<br />
<br />
Either way, it's all over now and I don't want to deal with you anymore. I hope that someday someone takes you to seek consoling or behavioral therapy, and that you someday are able to manage on your own, because I don't have time to listen or try to help you as that is not my job.<br />
<br />
Please leave me alone and I hope for the best.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br><br />
Reggie Fils-Aime}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|No means No, Chris.<br />
<br />
Yeah, I saw your latest video there. I still don't think you get it.<br />
<br />
The project cancellation was already signed into effect. There is nothing that can be done now. It is over.<br />
<br />
You have no excuses. Your autism is not an excuse.<br />
<br />
In fact, I cannot believe you for saying that. You continue to use your autism as a crutch and then continue to blame everything on it.<br />
<br />
STOP!<br />
<br />
Let me tell you right now, there is a difference between autism and pure irresponsibility/laziness. You are the latter, my friend, not the former.<br />
<br />
Didn't I tell you that I once raised a son with autism? He had it much worse than you did. But guess what? He has a job, he is going to [[college]], and he sure as hell doesn't live in my house. He is able to manage for himself and I NEVER have to make any of his decisions for him.<br />
<br />
What is the difference between you and him? I'll tell you, my son isn't lazy. He doesn't expect everyone just to give him everything. He knows that if he wants something, he has to work for it. And when he messes up, he doesn't blame his autism or people on the internet or anything else, he is able to know when he messed up and he takes responsibility for his own actions. And as a result he is a much better person for it.<br />
<br />
You even try to blame me for "discriminating." That's complete malarkey. I've employed several people with autism, and even worse disabilities than you have.<br />
<br />
But the thing is, those people are hard working and responsible. They want to work hard and they don't expect me to hold their hand and give them everything. And for one thing, they sure as hell don't still live with their parents at the age of 27.<br />
<br />
You have demonstrated that you cannot get your act together and that you always want to put the blame on something else, whether it's autism, or even other people.<br />
<br />
Pardon my [[Wikipedia:French language|french]], but that's bullshit. And whether you like it or not, that shit will never fly with me. That is why I am not going to have any part in your project and you're not going to be hired by us.<br />
<br />
There is no excuse for your actions. You can give whatever excuse you want, but in the end it all comes down to you. Either learn how to take blame for yourself for when you mess up or don't even bother.<br />
<br />
But either way, I want nothing to do with you because you've done so much to make me angry that I don't even know why I am still talking to you anymore. Just put a lid on it and go away.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br><br />
Reggie Fils-Aime}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|You can blame my constant NON-Acceptance of Cancelation to my [[Slow-in-the-mind|Red-Necked Personality Trait]] I picked up from my [[mother]].<br />
<br />
I will NEVER accept a Cancel on the Project; it's Pigeonhole until I can make it or Continuation ONLY.<br />
<br />
And, for the last time, I AM NOT LAZY!<br />
<br />
Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Accept it, because it already happened and now you're just wasting my time.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Also stop blaming other people (or anything else) for your things that are your own fault. Taking responsibility for your actions is the first step to becoming a mature, more independant ''[sic]'' person who can manage for himself. You are acting like a spoiled little child right now.<br />
<br />
And yes, not wanting to admit that you did anything wrong or always putting the blame on someone else so you don't have to take responsibility for it is indeed a sign of laziness and immaturity.<br />
<br />
But why am I telling you this? It's useless. I can't seem to get through to you. You never even listen. Whatever I say goes from one ear out the other as you try to make up yet another excuse, over and over again.<br />
<br />
There is no excuse you can make now though. The project was canceled and has been canceled indefinitely for a while now.<br />
<br />
I am not going to even bother replying after this. Make up whatever excuse you want, resort to your same BS and blame everyone else but yourself, I don't care anymore.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Well, I WILL continue to Haunt, Pester and Bother you until the project becomes Uncancelled and Shelved for until I AM ABLE to make the trip. I will Haunt Your [[Dreams]], with [[God]] by my side helping me to do that.<br />
<br />
And if you do not like it, well I Triple-[[Patti Chandler|Dog]] Dare you AND Mr. Miyamoto to come to my house in [[Virginia]] Yourselves, talk to me and my family, and settle the matter like it should have been, have I been able to AFFORD to make the trip in the first place. Or, you all can very well bring me, my family and friends to [[Charlottesville|Charlotesville]], Virginia Court to settle this under a court of law. I have a SLEW of friends and family who will help me in court, and even define my own personal character as a humble human being.<br />
<br />
Peace,<br><br />
Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Dare us? That doesn't make any sense. Why should we come to your house? For one, we have no business with you now, and even if we did, you'd still have to make an appointment and come to our office.<br />
<br />
But it's too late for that. We've already found someone who knows how to take responsibility for himself and conduct himself in an appropriate matter, and we're giving the project over to him.<br />
<br />
He calls himself [[Clyde Cash]]. He's a real stand up guy. Unlike you, he took the initiative to not only to schedule an appointment with us and arrive on time (exactly on time, right at the very second), but also showed us the utmost respect and humility. Not once did he ever lash out at us, or harass us like you have done so far.<br />
<br />
Not only that, he showed us that he can take care of himself, he has the leadership qualities we look for in an employee of this company.<br />
<br />
He is a self made man with a honest hard working job, two degrees in things actually relevant to our business (one in game design, the other in fine arts, both from prestigious universities, and apparently he has degrees in many other things, he's a real a jack of all trades) and he even plans on getting married and having a child soon (he showed me a picture of him standing together with his future wife, [[Sarah]]. They make a good couple).<br />
<br />
I don't understand why you couldn't be more like this guy? I mean, he came here on time, he didn't even have to beg us for money (and he even refused our offer to reimburse him), he is independent and lives on his own (you'll never see him ask his "mommy and daddy" for anything) and above all else, he's just all around a great guy who knows how to get things done and kick ass and take names.<br />
<br />
I mean, couldn't you at least be half the guy this guy is? Is that too much to ask? But it doesn't matter now, we've finally found the guy we're looking for and you're not needed anymore.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I look forward to working with our new business partner (and now, employee, as I have promoted him to a senior game designer position) and I can't wait start working with him on this project.<br />
<br />
Be on the lookout for it, because this is going to be good, very good, even better than anything you offered us, and honestly better than anything we've ever seen. This Cylde Cash guy, he's brilliant. I'm thinking he could easily become the next Miyamoto, or even better. But yeah, this is going to be good.<br />
<br />
Even though you'll have no part in this, I'm sure you'll still be able to enjoy it once it comes out because something this good, I mean, it would be downright stupid to want to miss something like this. It's going to be amazing.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br><br />
Reggie Fils-Aime}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Clyde is NOT stealing my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], is he?}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Sorry that's classified information.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Dear Chris,<br />
<br />
We sent a letter to you. I'm sure you heard from a man named Mike Chandler by now. It's true, Mr. Miyamoto no longer has an appointment scheduled with you, nor will we acknowledge any longer that he had any correspondence with you anymore. The project is dead and buried and all [[Nintendo]] employees have been told to never acknowledge that the project ever existed.<br><br />
I already told you before that the project was canceled due to your inaction. We will not accept any more unsolicited game suggestions or business requests from you. As we mentioned, Mr. Miyamoto does make occasional business trips to the U.S. (and your previous appointment, which has expired and been erased from memory, was one of those trips), but for now he is back in Japan where he usually spends the majority of his time.<br />
<br />
Now that you have received the letter, consider the cancellation official. It was nice doing business with you, but we will not make any games or take any ideas you have into consideration nor will we make Sonichu the game or anything related to it.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br><br />
Reggie Fils-Aime<br><br />
President<br><br />
Nintendo of America, Inc.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|And it is Official that YOU, Sir ARE an IMPOSTOR. You blatently croped and copied a piece of the letterhead from the letter I've uploaded onto my server, and you have obviously forged that signature.<br />
<br />
I am Ceasing my contact with you at Your current E-mail address, as well as "Mr. Miyamoto"'s E-mail address, because You BOTH were IMPOSTOROUS [[trolls|TROLLS]]. So you can QUIT your Cherade, you bastards.<br />
<br />
Christian C.}}<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]<br />
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009]]<br />
* [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]<br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Reggie Fils-Aime|Wikipedia article on Reggie Fils-Aimé]]<br />
<br />
{{People}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Fils-Aimé, Reggie}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]<br />
[[Category:Video Games]]<br />
[[Category: Miyamoto Saga]]</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cwcsicle&diff=211668
Cwcsicle
2017-09-22T16:17:25Z
<p>Canine: Reverted edits by Heather Dalley Wallflower Confirmed (talk) to last revision by Razzamatazz Buckshank</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Honest}}<br />
[[Image:CWCSICLE.jpg|thumb|Chris' previous experience with freezing his johnson.]]<br />
<br />
'''Cwcsicle''' is a name of a video log entailing [[Chris]] sticking his [[duck]] in the snow for 15 minutes. It was made as part of the ''[[Wikipedia:Jackass 3D|Jackass 3D]]'' Prank Contest, in which the person who submitted the best prank would get to appear in ''Jackass 3D''. Needless to say, Chris did not win, as he violated both the rules and common sense; most ''Jackass''-style pranks are quite dangerous, so sending video footage (as opposed to plans or sketches) wasn't allowed.<ref>http://jackass-3d-contest.wonderhowto.com/blog/jackass-3d-prank-contest-0118504/</ref><br />
<br />
Chris also claims that it is impossible to change the onboard clock on one's cellphone; this is obviously untrue, but Chris may have automatic update of date and time on his [[Wikipedia:Motorola W315|Motorola W315]] and be too dim to know that it can be turned off. He may have feigned ignorance about this, in order to lie about the duration for which he performed this act of complete idiocy.<br />
<br />
It is split into five parts: 100_2123 through 7.MOV. These titles seem to suggest that it was made in [[February 2010]]. Prior to the selling of the [[Autographed Photos]], it was the most recently-released work to feature the [[medallion]].<br />
<br />
==Videos==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = CWCsicle<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|PjRRL4i6QZA}}<br />
| stardate =<br />
| subject = {{Television|text}}<br />
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{SafetyParka|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}, {{Live|text}}<br />
| previous =<br />
| next =<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcripts==<br />
===100_2123.MOV (0:25)===<br />
''[Christian stands in his snow-covered backyard. He is dressed quite heavily, pointing the camera at himself [[Chris and cinematography|with a rather shaky hand]].]'' Hi, I'm Christian Chandler, uh, this is "[[Random-access humor|Frozen Stalactite]]". [''attempts to tilt camera towards crotch, thankfully missing it entirely.''] I'm gonna put my dick in the snow [''aims it back at his face''] and I'm gonna leave it in there for about 15 minutes. Currently it's 12:38 [''holds up his phone with his free hand''] according to my cellphone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cellphone. [''pans camera down, revealing that he's buried himself waist-deep, then pans back up''] Okay, see ya'll in 15 minutes.<br />
<br />
===100_2124.MOV (0:07)===<br />
[''holding up phone''] Yeah, about 6 minutes in now. Whooh. Boy, it's cold. I've had p--[''video abruptly ends'']<br />
<br />
===100_2125.MOV (0:10)===<br />
[''carrying on from where the former left off, albeit with a little more urgency''] About 6 minutes in now. I've had previous experiences with, uh, freezing my dick, and I've even stretched it a bit. Right. I'll be checking back in se-in 7.<br />
<br />
===100_2126.MOV (0:22)===<br />
A-alrighty, it's 12:53 [''nearly beans himself in the face with his PSEye lens''] Let's pull me out. ENYGH! [''gets up and nearly loses balance. The camera goes out of focus, although Chris can be heard shivering. It then turns to focus on his crotch, with his pickle thankfully quite out of view. The sound of something scraping the mic can be heard as he examines his genitals.''] Feels blue. [''we go out of focus as we see Chris's duck. Not only is it within view, it has turned bright red and the camera is upside down. Shortly after, the camera turns away.''] Look at all that snow all over me. There's the hole it was in. [''we finally turn to Chris's face''] Heh. Kids, that is definitely something--[''video abruptly ends.'']<br />
<br />
===100_2127.MOV (0:06)===<br />
Everybody, I dare say that is one stunt you should not try at home. Peace out. [''We turn away and the camera is set down.'']<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
*[https://archive.org/details/cwcsicle Uncensored version]<br />
<br />
{{LeakedVideos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2010]]<br />
[[Category:Leaked videos]]<br />
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]<br />
[[Category:Certain videos of the naughty nature]]</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Unban_contracts&diff=211667
Unban contracts
2017-09-22T16:17:23Z
<p>Canine: Reverted edits by Heather Dalley Wallflower Confirmed (talk) to last revision by Hurtful Truth Level</p>
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<div>[[File:CWCLuther2 - credit to Here to Lurk.png|thumb|Artist's depiction]]<br />
<br />
In [[October 2016]], Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 13 October.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/unban-me-contracts-fall-2016.24994/]</ref><br />
<br />
Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|as his reaction]] to his ban from the [[GAMe PLACe]] nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous [[negotiation]] tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical nature]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|deteriorating]] [[Un-clit 2.0|sense]] [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|of]] [[Chris and reality|reality]] post-[[Tomgirl]], believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the [[JERKOPS|police]] against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from [[Chris and the Law|criminal prosecution]], thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned is now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince [[Michael Snyder]] that he needs to "[[Chris and remorse|forgive]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|and]] [[Megan|forget]]"), and that the [[Chris in the media#New York Magazine|"Human Rights Campaign"]] would be on his side since he's now a "[[Tomgirl Saga|"L"esbian "T"ranswoman]]", the L and T from LGBTQ.<br />
<br />
The reactions of the mentioned businesses to these letters are unknown, but are most likely just ignored.<br />
<br />
==GameStop==<br />
{{Quote|From the desk and [[Chris and reality|sound mind]] of<br><br />
Miss Christine Weston Chandler<br><br />
<br>|}}<br />
Dearest Madam or Sir, who has pulled me over, if not the manager of this facility (you may relay this letter to said persecuting executive if applicable),<br />
<br />
Firstly, in response to your immediate approach of my person with "purpose" to dispel me<br />
from your store or facility for the following well -outdated reason, I present to you this document to counter said dispel or banning of my person.<br />
<br />
The past, well-outdated matter of the protest of [[SEGA]]'s changing [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s [[Sonic Boom Protest|arm colour to blue from tan]], and my action of discouraging purchase of anything "Sonic Boom" from [[Gamestop]] has been realized to be of most trivial reason to protest, and the ending problems certainly do not justify the past means. I, Christine Weston Chandler, hereby promise never to do anything that I have done then ever again, and I do regret having done said actions.<br />
<br />
This very action was [[2014|Two Years Ago]], and frankly, I believe and strongly feel that it is long beyond the time to Move Forward and Forgive and Forget the sordid affair. Failure to Forgive and Forget, on your part, only demonstrates that you, yourself, are a most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person. And, thus, you are no better than [[Donald Trump]], who ONLY wants to make this country BROKE to pay his own petty debts and debtors, as well as fill the Corporate Fat Cats' Pockets; Not Caring or Leaving Any Money at all for us, you and I, Middle-Class People, who also harps on and again of "Proud" deeds against Race, as well as against the [[Homos|LGBTQ Community]]. Of which, l am of two of those letters, as l am a proud "L"esbian "T"ranswoman; the Human Rights Campaign would be on my side, regardless. He is a most uncouth and unwelcoming [[Christian Weston Chandler|immature]] rat-a** b****** , and to not forgive and forget, now, would see you as such as well, and [[Chris and reality|to dispel me is to discriminate against the LGBTQ community]] as well. But I digress.<br />
<br />
I, personally, would like very much to put this vintage matter to rest, and leave both you and I with a mentally and emotionally peaceful day, versus a soul-crushing day. All I ask is that you lift your [[ban]] against me from this facility, and allow me to resume being welcomed here at mental and emotional peace; [[Chris and remorse|Forgive and Forget]]. Failure to do so would most tarnish further your facility's reputation; most unwelcoming.<br />
<br />
To allow me to resume being and shopping here at peace, is to allow yourself and ease of mind and emotions as well.<br />
<br />
Thank You.<br />
<br />
And I do promise with my signature and date below to never again perform anything of the past misdeed under protest, nor feelings of bad emotions from after or during a bad day.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br><br />
Miss Christine Weston Chandler<br />
<br />
__________________ _________<br><br />
__________________ _________<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*Signature and date of receiving this document</nowiki><br />
<br />
<br />
<nowiki>**Signing of this document also constitutes full legal binding of unbanning Miss Christine Weston Chandler from this store or facility, and to never call any police against her at any time hereafter.</nowiki><br />
<br />
==Best Buy==<br />
From the desk and sound mind of<br><br />
Miss Christine Weston Chandler<br><br />
<br><br />
Dearest Madam or Sir, who has pulled me over, if not the manager of this facility (you may relay this letter to said persecuting executive if applicable),<br />
<br />
Firstly, in response to your immediate approach of my person with "purpose" to dispel me from your store or facility for the following well-outdated reason, I present to you this document to counter said dispel or banning of my person.<br />
<br />
The past, well-outdated matter of my possessing and using pepper spray against a person, who was never of employment at this Best Buy and thus dispelling and banning me from this Best Buy by sole reason of indirect news-hearing and gossiping, and no prior crimes, with such visual evidence, directly at this Best Buy, whatsoever, is no longer a valid reason whatsoever. I, Christine Weston Chandler hereby no longer possess pepper spray in any shape or form, and I promise never to use or possess it, even in self-defense of my person, and I do regret having done said actions, never at this Best Buy but at the original location whereas that has actually happened.<br />
<br />
This very action was Two Years Ago, and frankly, I believe and strongly feel that it is long beyond the time to Move Forward and Forgive and Forget the sordid affair. Failure to Forgive and Forget, on your part, only demonstrates that you, yourself, are a most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person. And, thus, you are no better than Donald Trump, who ONLY wants to make this country BROKE to pay his own petty debts and debtors, as well as fill the Corporate Fat Cats' Pockets; Not Caring or Leaving Any Money at all for us, you and I, Middle-Class People, who also harps on and again of "Proud" deeds against Race, as well as against the LGBTQ Community. Of which, I am of two of those letters, as I am a proud "L"esbian "T"ranswoman; the Human Rights Campaign would be on my side, regardless. He is a most uncouth and unwelcoming immature rat-a** b******, and to not forgive and forget, now, would see you as such as well, and to dispel me is to discriminate against the LGBTQ community as well. But I digress.<br />
<br />
I, personally, would like very much to put this vintage matter to rest, and leave both you and I with a mentally and emotionally peaceful day, versus a soul-crushing day. All I ask is that you lift your ban against me from this facility, and allow me to resume being welcomed here at mental and emotional peace; Forgive and Forget. Failure to do so would most tarnish further your facility's reputation; most unwelcoming.<br />
<br />
To allow me to resume being and shopping here at peace, is to allow yourself and ease of mind and emotions as well.<br />
<br />
Thank You.<br />
<br />
And I do promise with my signature and date below to never again perform anything of the past misdeed under protest, nor feelings of bad emotions from after or during a bad day.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br><br />
Miss Christine Weston Chandler<br />
<br />
__________________ _________<br><br />
__________________ _________<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*Signature and date of receiving this document</nowiki><br />
<br />
<br />
<nowiki>**Signing of this document also constitutes full legal binding of unbanning Miss Christine Weston Chandler from this store or facility, and to never call any police against her at any time hereafter.</nowiki><br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Gamestop 01.jpg|Contract for GameStop<br />
File:Gamestop 02.jpg<br />
File:Best buy 01.jpg|Contract for Best Buy<br />
File:Best buy 02.jpg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Apology Letters]] - Chris's 2014 attempt to convince Wal-Mart and Fashion Square Mall to unban him.<br />
*[[GameStop]]<br />
*[[Best Buy]]<br />
*[[Chris and negotiation]]<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{Relics of Fail}}</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_lies&diff=211441
List of Chris's lies
2017-09-14T13:16:42Z
<p>Canine: Reverted edits by WooldorSockbat (talk) to last revision by Apostrophe</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Protip|STOP PIPING TO "LIE" AS IT IS EXTREMELY OVER-PIPED. Try piping to something more specific and only pipe to "Lie" when nothing else works. The "Fail" article was deleted as a result of being overpiped, and you certainly don't want this to be deleted as well.}}<br />
{{Delete}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.|A classic lie from [[Mailbag 52]].}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|I do not lie all the time; I lie some of the time.|[[Chris]], lying during the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}<br />
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[[Chris]], not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently '''lie''' to save face. This trait was likely inherited from his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], whose dishonesty [[Cole Smithey E-mails|was described]] by [[Cole Smithey]] as "pathological".<br />
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In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the [[trolls]]. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing, so his lies have the opposite effect (e.g. [[CWC_Update_26_January_2009|going to Redmond]]). In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his [[Autism|actions]] (e.g. drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Rule 34]] of [[Megan Schroeder]]).<br />
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The reason why Chris is capable of telling bald-faced lies while still claiming to be [[Honest Content|true and honest]] probably derives from failing to understand the concept of a "white lie": a lie told out of courtesy to avoid trouble and/or offending people. Because telling this kind of lie usually is socially acceptable and won't tarnish one's reputation, Chris, in his usual blindness to social rules, probably learned through his [[autistic|brain]] that it is okay to lie in order to save face, because it is possible to do so while still remaining true and honest.<br />
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Complicating this further is the fact that Chris does not attempt to support his claims with any shred of evidence, and will contradict his lies with even more lies. The end result is that Chris is more or less a compulsive liar.<br />
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Chris has taken to calling his lying "misspeaking". Instead of accepting that someone has called him out on his bullshit, he prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this new ploy.<br />
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This list serves to document as many of Chris's blatant falsehoods as possible. While Chris is known to speak half-truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact that he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.<br />
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==Chris's lies==<br />
* Chris claimed that mowing the lawn was a demanding physical chore for him, despite using a riding lawnmower to do it (though, in Chris's defense, it's entirely possible that mowing a lawn even with the aid of a riding lawnmower could have been genuinely physically demanding for him [[Chris and health|given what we know about his health]]).<br />
* In a [[Mumble]] chat, he lied and said that [[nudes|nude]] photos of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were photoshopped, despite consenting to the photos.<ref>[[Mumble 2|Mumble Chat #2]], ~44 minute mark</ref> Chris also lied to someone he believed to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] about the ED images being photoshopped.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref><br />
* For two days, Chris claimed to have a new [[sweetheart]] named [[Chloe]] after the [[Blanca]] breakup. The first mention was to his fans, of all people.<ref>[[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]</ref> Yet, if he were already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at [[GameStop]], where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> He even said that they had a date together at Taco Bell and shared his first kiss with her. The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again. Furthermore, as of [[Mailbag 13|Mailbag #13]], he says that he has "no recollection of a Chloe."<br />
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|lied]] about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."<ref name="ReferenceA"/><br />
* Chris claims he jogs regularly for more than 20 seconds, [[Sonichu's Edge|despite proving he is incapable of doing so.]]<br />
* Chris [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|claimed]] that he was kicked out of class because he was autistic, when the [[Jackie_Chat_5|real reason]] was him making a homophobic (and racist) comment in front of everyone. However, it may very well be that Chris considers such behavior to be inherent in austistic individuals (and is therefore excusable/not his responsibility).<br />
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube. Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]]{{cite}}, Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.<br />
* When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while the Jerkop left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then, Chris proceeded to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.<br />
* Chris claimed that he was banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by [[Mimms]] on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child and treated the [[Michael Snyder|store's manager]] rudely. Possibly, Chris was mistaken, as he can be [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow in the mind]] sometimes.<br />
* In an e-mail,<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]] - "Against me, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]] has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, 'I Love You' to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me."</ref> Chris claimed Megan said she loved him, when in reality she said no such thing.<br />
* He has made occasional claims<ref>See [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]] and [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].</ref> that he really doesn't hate [[homos]], despite several instances of him showing otherwise.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]], [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]], [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]], [[It's UGH!]], [[CWC "Boyfriend"]], [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]</ref><br />
* In an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]] at 21:21</ref> with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris told Clyde, "People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences." When Clyde pointed out that Chris had called Clyde a homo just minutes earlier in the same chat, Chris lied that he didn't. When Chris was shown the exact words he typed, he said it didn't count because he was retaliating against Clyde's remark.<br />
* Impersonated [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and called [[Kacey]], telling her about his sexual fantasies (which involves [[recycling]]).<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref><br />
* Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|video]] in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that backfired horribly, Chris then issued the [[SingStar Challenge|''SingStar'' Challenge]] to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the ''SingStar'' Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.<br />
* Chris made a fake page<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> mimicking [[PS3|PlayStation]].com that showed him as the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]].<br />
* Trying to sound like a tough guy, Chris claimed in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|15 October 2009]] Captain's Log entry that he "did not give a dang" about the reappearance of [[Liquid Chris]], which is obviously not true since Solid devoted the entire first half of the Captain's Log to discrediting Liquid. Solid also stated that it would be the last time he mentioned Liquid, so of course he mentioned him again in [[Brutal Legend Plus|a video six days later]]. In that video, Solid even used one of [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|Liquid's ''SingStar'' Challenge songs]] to mock the [[trolls]] (the song's original purpose being to mock Solid), proving that Liquid does indeed still agitate him.<br />
* In [[Mailbag 14|Mailbag #14]], Chris offered a revisionist account of his ejection from [[Grace Baptist Church]], claiming that he was banned from the congregation because his pastor "found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." In fact, as Chris himself revealed in an e-mail to [[Lordsillynipples]] in 2008, he was kicked out after his pastor discovered the catalog of Chris's sexually deviant behavior on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as the deranged YouTube rant from his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|25th birthday]].<br />
* In [[Mailbag 25|Mailbag #25]], Chris revealed that he told [[Bob Chandler|his father]] that he had taken the videos of the [[14 Branchland Ct.|Chandler house]] off the Internet. The videos are still available on YouTube.<br />
* Chris began receiving e-mails in [[January 2010]] pointing out to him that his drawings of the Raichu from which Rosechu spawned in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] had a pointed tail instead of a blunted one, meaning the Raichu was male. What makes this incident unique is that Chris could have easily resolved the entire conflict. Since Chris is a longtime fan of the series, he could have easily thought "Wait a sec, when did male and female Pokemon start using different sprites again?", done a few quick searches online, and found that all Raichu were drawn with pointed tails prior to 2006. Eventually, after Chris uploaded an edited page and claimed that the tail had been blunt all along, he had this realization...after someone else showed him Bulbapedia.<br />
* In early [[February 2010]], Chris added a note to the [[CWCipedia]] page for [[Simonla Rosechu]] which claimed that she is a completely original character, and not a sloppy knockoff of [[Evan]] George's [[Simonla_Rosechu|Simonchu]]. This was, of course, an obvious lie, contradicted by Chris's own e-mails and other statements about Simonla's creation. Later, in a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|phone conversation]] with Alec Benson Leary, Chris acted surprised that anyone would be unwilling to accept this "retraction" of the truth, suggesting that he doesn't even comprehend why people might not believe his lies.<br />
* On Chris's [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|fifth phone call with Alec]], Chris very quickly found his own logic being used against him. To extricate himself from having to admit he was wrong, Chris instead set the phone down and very unconvincingly pretended to be his own [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], carrying on a small "conversation" with Chris asking him to clean up some [[Chandler cats|cat shit]]. Chris then came back to the phone to tell Alec his mom needed him to take care of the cat and that he had to hang up.<br />
* During the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth conversation with Alec]], Chris claims Nintendo sent him a letter saying Chris had free reign to use Pikachu in his comic, but when Alec asked Chris to upload the letter, Chris said he "misplaced" it. Also, during the call, Chris confidently stated that he "regularly" plays every single one of the games he owns &mdash; this being a valid reason he could not sell them for money. Chris owns [[List of Chris's games|roughly 600]] different video games, so unless Chris has figured out [[Time Void|a way to stop time]], it would be impossible for him to play all of those games regularly.<br />
* Chris went to great lengths to tell the fans that he would never show gore and violence in his comics. However, he breaks this statement by killing Evan in a very gory fashion in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. He later insists in [[Jackie_Chat_1|his first chat with Jackie]] that it was justified because Alec "gored it up first." Episode #17, which was written long before ''Asperchu'' even began, ended with Rosechu stripping naked, ''clawing a man's head open'', ''electrocuting him'', and ''leaving him in a puddle of his own blood''.<br />
* When the trolls started to demand more comics, Chris stated that he was never sure whether he wanted to make money with ''Sonichu''; if that were true, he would never have tried to make a [[Sonichu Adventure|video game]] about ''[[Sonichu]]'', nor try to sell it to businesspeople.<br />
* Chris has repeatedly referred to [[The Wallflower]] as his "girlfriend", despite making a video [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|pleading for her to be with him]], and, in fact, complaining about her essentially putting him in the [[friend zone]].<br />
* Chris promised to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"remove [him]self from the Internet"]], only to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|return in less than 48 hours]].<br />
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|While trying to get himself back into The GAMe PLACe]], Chris told Michael Snyder that he's become a better person. This is after all the things he's done since [[2008#April|April 2008]]. He ends this meeting by calling Michael a Jew, despite stating he had nothing against Jews not five minutes earlier.<br />
* Chris's [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia article about The Wallflower]] contains some of the biggest flights of fancy, blatant lies, exaggerations, half-truths, and flat-out delusions seen yet from Chris outside of the [[Father Call]]. Specifically, he claimed that he and The Wallflower had shared a kiss; since this would have been Chris's "real" first kiss (aside from "[[Chloe]]", a lie), it was considered important by obsessive CWCki editors to see if he remembers it later (the Wallflower CWCipedia page article was written on April the 19th). Naturally...[[Jackie e-mails Part 2|leaked e-mails from Jackie]] show that by the 10th of April, ''nine days before making this highly suspicious claim'', Chris had either a.) [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Jackie.27s_Questionaire_1|momentarily forgotten that he had been kissed]] &mdash; a monumental occasion in his life; b,) lied on his CWCipedia about being kissed; or c.) lied to Jackie about being kissed. In the end, a lie is still a lie, although it's ''possible'' he's basing his story on a gross exaggeration of the truth (the two sharing a drinking straw is the current troll favorite for this).<br />
* In [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]], when asked about his opinion on a possible repeal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy that would allow open homosexuals to serve in the U.S. military, Chris said that he thought the policy should only be repealed so that "the [[homos]] can go die in explosions." When called out on this in [[Mailbag 51|several]] [[Mailbag 53|later]] [[Mailbag 54|Mailbags]], Chris forgoes apology to either deny the claim ever took place, or claimed that he had retracted it. Later, he would alter an e-mail in [[Mailbag 51|Mailbag #51]] which contained the quoted remark to make it appear as though Chris was being pro-gay in the original e-mail. Up until the death of the CWCipedia in May 2010, the original, homophobic reply in [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]] remained unchanged and unretracted.<br />
* In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] with Clyde Cash and [[Surfshack Tito]] about Chris's PS3, Chris swore that he would not reveal the name of his [[Jackie|new girlfriend]]. He broke this promise in [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|a video]] not two weeks later.<br />
* Also in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris said he would not buy another PS3. Not only did he do that and begin earning trophies about two weeks later, he also bought a PS Move controller ([[ECV 00001|seen in this video]]).<br />
* In [[Jackie_E-mails_23|an e-mail exchange with Jackie]], he claims his [[Duck|penis]] is bigger than previously photographed and is no longer bent.<br />
* Chris told [[Vivian Gee]] that he read her book, ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', when, in reality, he gave it to [[Rocky Shoemaker|his pastoral counselor]], and never touched it beyond that.<ref>[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]</ref><br />
* In the [[Miyamoto emails]], Chris claims he never sexually harassed [[Megan Schroeder]], despite drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], and Megan repeatedly having told Chris to stop touching her.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006]]</ref><ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Jan-July_2007]]</ref><ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007]]</ref><br />
* On the [[Tomboys_and_Tomgirls_of_Virginia]] forum, he said that if homosexuals 'kept it behind closed doors', he wouldn't bother them. Aside from his well-known issues with [[Homos]], his comic states that if he had the power, he'd constantly [[Magi-Chan|be on the lookout for homosexual activity]], and punish them to suit.<br />
* In [[You're Always Pretty]], Chris told his mother he was taking pictures of her, when he was really video taping her. <br />
* When Chris informed his [[mother]] that he [[PS3#Destruction|destroyed his PS3]], he told her that the machine was already malfunctioning before he smashed it to bits. In reality the PS3 was still operational when Chris decided to put it out of use.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref><br />
* When he held the [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]], he claimed that his father died of cancer, when in fact, he died of complications from heart failure. However, this could just be Chris assuming [[Bob]] died of cancer because he had it (at least at one point), and not taking time to look into his actual cause of death.<br />
* Chris told [[Jackie]] in an email that he has grown tolerant of the [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]] and respects those who own one, but recently in 2013, Chris went back on his word by defacing a display for the Xbox One at his local [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]], thus proving that his bizarre hatred for the HEX-BOX is still strong.<br />
* Despite Chris' obvious morbid [[Obesity|obesity]], he has always lied about his weight, being evasive and giving numbers that are more consistent with [[Chris and reality|his own delusional self image than reality]]. As early as [[February 2010]], Chris admitted that he had at one point weighed more than 220 pounds. On Facebook on 4 January 2014, he claimed that he [[Obesity#Actual weight|weighed only 202 pounds]], despite his obvious sagging, triple chin visible in his profile picture. Users of the CWCki forums generally speculated that, based on the photographic evidence, he was probably underestimating his own weight by at least 60 pounds (~27 kilograms).<br />
* When Catherine said no to a relationship with Chris, Chris told her that [[Catherine_E-mails#It_IS_Your_Fault.21|he was entitled to a relationship]]. In a [[Catherine_E-mails#Re:_Well.2C_that.27s_nypical|later e-mail]] ''(presumably after being called on his bullshit)'', he claimed he said no such thing. On that note, he also publicly referred to her as his "girlfriend" for months, despite Catie saying to him point-blank that their outings were not dates.<br />
* Chris has stated that he has D-cup breasts. Kiwi Farms users have determined that they are actually A-cups.<br />
* Chris did a promotion where if someone sent him a PS4 for his birthday, they would get a $500 coupon for his custom made Sonichu Amiibos. Obviously nobody sent him a PS4, but that didn't stop him from saying someone did. He claims someone named Kagney Lynn bought him the PS4, but closer examination of his Facebook page shows that the details of the order are linked to Fingerhut, the company he bought the PS4 from. This proves he bought the system himself.<br />
* In [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]], Chris lied about his Etsy shop being on vacation, when it had been forcibly closed by Etsy staff, due to repeated complaints that he was not delivering orders. He also lied about working to set up a Zazzle shop; he decided to [[beg]] for handouts over the next several months instead.<br />
* Chris lied about seeing a doctor about the [[Un-clit 2.0]] and later about the picture being an elaborate troll.<br />
* Chris continually lied about his "creative groove" being "killed" because [[Lulu]] banned him. In reality, he had stopped work on the comic long before that happened, and he had even solved the publisher problem within a month, by sneaking back onto Lulu under an alternate name.<br />
* Chris repeatedly lied about his reason for selling [[EBay|his father's stamp collection]], claiming he needed money for bills but immediately spending it all on toys<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#March_.2717]]</ref>.<br />
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<p>Canine: more accurate description of the situation /* The hatred continues */</p>
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<div>{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel, Michael Snyder!......'''JEW!'''|[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]}}<br />
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! colspan="2" |Michael Snyder<br />
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| '''Nickname'''<br />
| Mike<br />
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| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male<br />
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| '''Religion'''<br />
| Unknown,<br>'''''JEW''''' (according to Chris)<br />
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| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[United States of America|American]]<br />
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| '''Race'''<br />
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br />
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| '''Family'''<br />
| Wife and daughter<br />
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| '''Occupation'''<br />
| Manager of [[the GAMe PLACe]] (to 2011)<br>Manager and owner of Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (2011 - 2014)<br />
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'''Michael John "Mike" Snyder''' (Hebrew: מִיכָאֵל ג'ון „מייק“ שניידר) is one of [[Chris]]'s many enemies. He was the [[manajerk|manager]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]] (later known as Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys), a [[video games|game]] and [[Toys|hobby]] store that was in [[Charlottesville]]. Chris regularly caused trouble at the PLACe and was eventually permabanned in June [[2008]]. Based on his surname, Chris came to the incorrect conclusion that Snyder was Jewish, [[Niggos|yet]] [[Chris and race|another]] [[Homos|minority]] Chris seems to hate for no reason.<br />
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Due to his [[Naïve|misguided]] belief that he had genuine friends at the PLACe, Chris developed a burning hatred for Snyder over the years, describing him as a "bastard,"<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref> a "[[JERKS|jerk]],"<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref> a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew,"<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> "cold-hearted and mean,"<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref> a "sonofabitch,"<ref>[[May 2013 Facebook Posts|I have had more freedom when my father was alive]]</ref> and "[[pedofork|CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED]]."<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts|Damn Michael Snyder]]</ref><br />
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In June 2010, Chris had a [[Son-Chu|run-in]] with Snyder when he tried to take his picture at the PLACe, and on [[28 October 2011]] both Barb and Chris committed a more serious attack on him for which they were both convicted. Legal punishment has done nothing to check Chris's rage.<br />
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==At the GAMe PLACe==<br />
{{quote|That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, Permanently, After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.|[[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Chris, being his usual humble self.]]}}<br />
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Chris's behavior offended the store's management in a number of ways. Aside from punting his gym leader duties, he scared the small children he played card games with, picked fights with other players, and let his racism and homophobia shine. He would also take his video game consoles into The GAMe PLACe and commandeer the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sing along to [[Britney Spears]] during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]] in the store, and much more.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> In April 2008, Chris's behavior got him a two-week ban from the store.<br />
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The trigger for his permanent ban on 6 June [[2008]]<ref>This date is arrived at by an analysis of Chris's letters to Katie Bay, Blanca, and his Game Place friends. Mimms' claim that the permanent ban took place in August does not hold up.</ref> was a shouting match with a black kid. It was on that day that Mike permanently banned Chis from the store; although, as Mimms claimed, he "was looking for any reason to ban him at this point." Michael himself would later recall, in a response to one of Chris's videos, "I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even [[2000|10 years ago]] you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk".<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy#Michael Snyder's reply]]</ref><br />
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Predictably, Chris did his best to appeal his permaban. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce rejoinder by his mother [[Barbara]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication was that Chris would never be allowed back into the store.<br />
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==Years of hatred==<br />
{{Quote|And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville… [[Destruction Of Chris's House|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris|[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], February 2011}}<br />
[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|thumb||Chris at war with Michael.]]<br />
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Chris has given many different explanations for why he was banned, but has never believed it was justified. In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris claimed that he had been thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. It was in this month, according to Chris, that Michael Snyder forced him to stop hogging the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of kids to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry, and snatched a card box to write "Michael Snyder Loves the 'F' out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]" on it. This so-called "Wii incident," Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw which precipitated the ban. This account is [[List of Chris's Lies|almost certainly false]]; apart from contradicting Mimms' more objective account, Chris predictably tries to paint himself as getting one up on Snyder, and assumes that Mike would know or care what a Mary Lee Walsh is.<br />
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On another occasion, however, Chris claimed that "Michael was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store".<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref> In December 2013, his explanation was, "he has his hangups against me (still has them); he's either frightened or angry at me for the one or two times I let out a loud shout when there was too much going on at the time and I couldn't take it anymore".<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]</ref> At other times, he has assumed that Mike is prejudiced against autistic individuals, and had discriminated against him. In any case, while Chris has sometimes admitted that he caused some small problems, he has not felt that they justified a permanent ban, and he blames Snyder's overreaction on an irrational hatred.<br />
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Even worse, from Chris's perspective, Michael refused to accept his numerous apologies and lift the ban. In March 2009, Chris made a clearly self-serving [[YouTube]] video apology to Michael and asked to be readmitted to the PLACe. The following month he tried again, posting an apology on the sidebar of another video. Yet again in October 2010, Chris made a bogus YouTube apology in order to look better to his [[Jackie|girlfriend]]. None of them had any effect. On 12 April 2010, Chris trespassed to pay a personal visit to Michael at the PLACe, and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|tried to apologize]] in an attempt to get the ban lifted. Michael said no. Chris quickly dissolved into fury, [[South Park|yelling "Jew"]] as an insult and flipping him off. Michael attempted to get the fuzz, but by the time they got there Chris had already scrammed.<br />
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Unable to comprehend Michael's actions, Chris came to suspect that some greater conspiracy was at work. As the organized trolling of Chris shifted into high gear, Chris wondered if Michael was somehow behind it all. "What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!!," he asked in July 2009. In May 2010, he put forth the theory that Greene County, Virginia school board officials had persuaded Michael to ban him, for no other reason than to make his life miserable. Perhaps because of this conspiratorial mindset, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion that Michael was Jewish on account of his last name. In [[100 2178|his May 2010 video]], Chris called Michael "GOD-DAMN, GREEDY ... SNYDER," seeming to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew". In fact, "Schneider" is a German surname meaning "tailor" (and "Snyder" descends from the Dutch word for "cutter"). While some German Jews might have wound up with the name by anglicizing the Jewish surname "Sznajder", it doesn't necessarily denote Jewish heritage at all. The bottom line is that Michael is not Jewish.<br />
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[[Matthew Noble call|A phone call]] on 10 August 2010 indicated that [[Bob]] (and, presumably, Barb as well) shared Chris's idea of the GAMe PLACe as Troll Central:<br />
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{{Quote|Mike's been [[Kick the Autistic|persecuting him]] for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In Madison or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don--didn't like it then and I still don't like it....Mike, and [[Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people--kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob. Oh, Bob.}}<br />
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On [[6 June 2010]], Chris had a few beers and drove to the PLACe to make a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]] out of Mike's picture. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. Two [[jerkops|police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas. At that moment Michael appeared on YouTube and commented "Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He [[Pedofork|took pictures of my daughter]] and tried to run me over with [[Son-Chu|his car]]. They witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it." The officers listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken. To present his side of the story, Chris posted an incredibly delusional [[6 June 2010|video]] in which he claimed that Michael had jumped on top of his hood and shouted, "YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!" He admitted to trying to flee from the police, and saw nothing wrong with his actions. Chris would tell a very similar fanciful story of [[26 December 2014|another assault]] four years later. Chris didn't tell his parents about this incident.<ref>[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref><br />
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Chris's hatred of Michael only grew. He began to insinuate that Michael was a child molester based on no evidence whatsoever.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref> He also assumed that Michael was a violent maniac. While making plans to visit the store in April 2010, Chris wrote, "I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself".<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> On another occasion he said that he was so afraid of Mike that he did not want to confront him while "unarmed" and alone.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> Ironically, Chris himself has on many occasions expressed violent urges against Michael, whether it was telling [[Lars]] that he would shoot Michael if he had a gun,<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> or wishing that the PLACe would burn down with Mike inside.<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref><br />
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==Shit gets real==<br />
[[File:Snider.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's impression of the Jew-Spider]]<br />
{{main|28 October 2011}}<br />
On [[28 October 2011]], just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys," newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a [[Jerkop|law enforcement official]]. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.<br />
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The trial was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a "thieving liar" '''in court''' (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went|First-hand report by Cyan and Indigo]]</ref><br />
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In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.<br />
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==The hatred continues==<br />
{{quote|I hate Snyder with a passion for destroying my life the way he did.|Chris following the trial.}}<br />
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 30.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Snyder. He shakes this container and holds it upside down to torture him.]]<br />
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Chris learned nothing from this run-in with the law, and and his anger towards Michael intensified. As with the previous run-in, Chris related an extremely distorted account of the incident immediately after the fact. "Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls." What's more, according to Chris, Mike had set a "trap" by posting a sign saying that there was a "new owner," inducing him and his mother to enter the store. Chris has never deviated from this interpretation. The fact that Michael actually won the court case shocked Chris, and he saw this as a theft by Michael. <br />
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As Chris continued to dwell on these issues, he came up with a new conspiracy to explain his original ban. In this version, [[Megan]] had recruited Michael into a conspiracy to destroy his life. Just as Chris and his parents had been coming close to discovering this Game PLACe conspiracy in 2008, Michael had banned him. Furthermore, as part of the "trap" Michael had laid on 28 October 2011, he had bribed the police to beat him up and falsify their reports. By September 2013, he regarded Michael, Megan and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as some sort of axis of evil, "the Top Three Fiends and Enemies of my lifetime; the ones who actually have Devastated my Heart, my Soul, my Reputation Online AND in Person/Real Life, my Emotions, AND my Life in General all-around."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref><br />
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Chris claimed that he randomly encountered Snyder in public some time in August 2013:<br />
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{{quotebox|WTH... The same [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at [[List of restaurants#Sheetz|Sheetz]] in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and threatened me with "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you" in my face at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate [sic] his own "restraining order."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]</ref>}}<br />
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Chris clearly interpreted Mike's calming words as a threat. He also displayed his characteristic ignorance of [[Chris and the Law|the law]] - Chris was required to keep away from Snyder, not vice versa. This is Snyder's last known interaction in regards to Chris.<br />
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By June 2014, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys had been closed for unknown reasons. Chris took some comfort from this, assuming that Michael's "get-rich-quick scheme" of filing the civil suit had somehow failed.<ref>[[Medallions|The Mr. Smith Situation]]</ref> Whether Michael succumbed to Chris's curses, emigrated to Israel, or met some other fate is unclear.<br />
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Mike also had a YouTube account, ''TheRcholic'', which he famously used to provide details of the 4 June 2010 incident and to reply directly to Chris on his [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video. The account was closed at an unknown time.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]<br />
*[[6 June 2010]]<br />
*[[28 October 2011]]<br />
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic YouTube account] (archived)<br />
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{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}<br />
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A '''saga''' (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arc of events.<br />
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In the world of [[Chris]], the term is used to describe an on-going trolling effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sometimes taking place over the course of months, other times taking place over the course of a few weeks. Since he was discovered online and found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment, Chris has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or other. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term "dynasty"). <br />
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The exact origin of the term "saga" being used to refer to these events in Chris's life is, as of yet, unknown. However, some argue that the usage may have originated with [[Vivian Gee]]'s [[audiobook]] project.<br />
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==List of Sagas: Pre-1st Exile==<br />
===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - 21 April 2008'')===<br />
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{{main|Megan Schroeder}}<br />
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The first saga in the story of Christian Weston Chandler. From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved...excluding Chris. The saga would come to an end when Megan told Chris [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]].<br />
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===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June 2007 - 4 August 2007'')===<br />
[[Image:Adamsaga.jpg]]<br />
{{main|Adam Stackhouse|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}<br />
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In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] in order to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too) , only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.<br />
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===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===<br />
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{{main|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}<br />
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In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on ED. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.<br />
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===Blanca Saga (''August 2008 - 21 October 2008'')===<br />
[[Image:Blancasaga.jpg]]<br />
{{main|Blanca Weiss}}<br />
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Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].<br />
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===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===<br />
[[Image:Jimmyhillsaga.jpg]]<br />
{{main|Jimmy Hill}}<br />
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At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.<br />
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===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - mid 2010)''===<br />
[[Image:Clydesaga.jpg]]<br />
{{main|Clyde Cash}}<br />
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In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.<br />
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However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].<br />
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===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===<br />
[[Image:Pandasaga.jpg]]<br />
{{main|PandaHalo}}<br />
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When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].<br />
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===Miyamoto Saga (''January 2009 - 10 February 2009'')===<br />
[[Image:Miyamotosaga.jpg]]<br />
{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}<br />
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In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.<br />
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===Julie Saga (''February 2009 - March 2009'')===<br />
[[Image:Juliesaga.jpg]]<br />
{{main|Julie}}<br />
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Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. However, BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki.<br />
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===Ivy Saga (''March 2009 - July 2009'')===<br />
[[Image:Ivysaga.jpg]]<br />
{{main|Ivy}}<br />
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In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.<br />
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===Vanessa Saga (''April 2009 - May 2009'')===<br />
[[Image:Vanessa Saga.png]]<br />
{{main|Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Saga}}<br />
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In [[April 2009]], troll, and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee, [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa_Saga#Email_to_Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.<br />
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This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].<br />
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===Liquid Chris Saga (''June 21, 2009 - 10 November 2009'')===<br />
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{{main|Liquid Chris}}<br />
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In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.<br />
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Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.<br />
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===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===<br />
[[Image:The CWCipedia Saga.jpg]]<br />
{{main|CWCipedia}}<br />
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In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.<br />
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On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.<br />
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After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.<br />
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This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.<br />
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The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.<br />
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===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===<br />
[[Image:The Asperchu Saga.jpg]]<br />
{{main|Asperchu}}<br />
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In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], has led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.<br />
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Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.<br />
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In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.<br />
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In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].<br />
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Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and Health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.<br />
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===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===<br />
[[Image:The Surfshack Tito Saga.jpg]]<br />
{{Main|Surfshack Tito}}<br />
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Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal...and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.<br />
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The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and flashing his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]] while wearing a Scottish kilt. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.<br />
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The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...<br />
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Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].<br />
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=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''pre-2005 - June 2014'')===<br />
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{{main|The GAMe PLACe|Michael Snyder}}<br />
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Currently the longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.<br />
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On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.<br />
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The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They must also pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.<br />
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Being the longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.<br />
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Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''"I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace."'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan "pretending" to kiss a "homosexual jerk", thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Regardless, he still holds a grudge against Mike.<br />
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==1st Exile Sagas==<br />
===The CWC Exile Saga (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===<br />
[[File:Exile.jpg]]<br />
{{main|Rocky Shoemaker|Fridays After Five|Flipnote Hatena}}<br />
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After Chris lost The Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.<br />
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Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!<br />
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==Post 1st Exile/Pre 2nd Exile==<br />
===Jackie Saga (''5 April 2010 - 26 November 2010, 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===<br />
[[Image:JackieSaga.jpg]]<br />
{{main|Jackie}}<br />
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Following the fallout of The Wallflower incident, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.<br />
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Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].<br />
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By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.<br />
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However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.<br />
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===[[Tomgirl Saga]] (''March 2011 - ongoing, Honestly Who Knows When It'll End'')===<br />
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{{main|Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl Pictures}}<br />
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In [[March 2011]], Chris's exile from the Internet continued, and his mental state further deteriorated. Some leaked evidence of [[Wikipedia:Transvestitism|transvestitism]] surfaced in [[April 2011|April]], and he later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where his posts showed that Chris and sanity were only vague acquaintances. However, as of 2014, Chris is once again openly cross-dressing, against Barb's wishes (She has openly fought Chris over his new found "passion" for cross dressing as stated by Chris). He now considers himself to be a lesbian transwoman.<br />
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===Calling Out Saga (''06 August 2011 - 01 September 2011'')===<br />
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. These series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].<br />
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==Post 2nd Exile Sagas==<br />
===Catherine Saga (''9 July 2014 - 14 December 2014'')===<br />
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{{main|2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|Catherine E-mails|Catherine}}<br />
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With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.<br />
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===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===<br />
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{{main|Sonic Boom Protests}}<br />
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Wikipedia: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric|Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris took umbrage at the fact Sonic's arms had been changed from flesh-colored to blue. <br />
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This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.<br />
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On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.<br />
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Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.<br />
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Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.<br />
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Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?) Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.<br />
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===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016'', ''June 2017 - Present'')===<br />
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{{main|Chris and business}}<br />
Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing Sonichu comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].<br />
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===Financhu Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===<br />
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{{main|Financhu Crisis}}<br />
Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKEMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chis was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].<br />
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==The Future==<br />
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*''[[Excel Saga]]''<br />
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==References==<br />
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Canine
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<p>Canine: Canine uploaded a new version of File:Timeline.png</p>
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Talk:Saga
2017-07-24T19:49:47Z
<p>Canine: tagged unsigned comment, also commented about how we choose sagas</p>
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<div>Add the sagas that we have from the [[List of Videos]] page and describe the overarching storylines in each. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:09, 19 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
*The current saga should be called the "Revalation" saga. --[[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 15:30, 14 September 2013 (EST)<br />
* Add information involving the Ebay stuff to the Facebook Saga section. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 05:08, 6 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
* Add the 2014 sagas to the Sagas timeline. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 05:08, 6 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
==Changes==<br />
So basically what I tried to do so far is sum up every saga in 3 images. Is this at all helpful? I can upload colour versions instead if we prefer, but I thought this looked kind of good. I can also put all of them together to make a MEGASAGA sort of image that we can add to as more sagas become apparent. What do we want? Or delete them if you think they are gay. If they are not gay, then I will finish the rest tomorrow. ALSO: I can make a vertically oriented timeline (like from a history book) showing how they progress and overlap. Or horizontally, whatever we want really. Just tell me. For now, I need to sleep. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:25, 24 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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* I actually really like these. [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 03:38, 24 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
:*I like them. Though I think that like, the subject of the saga should be in the center. Like, the Miyamoto saga, Reggie is in the middle when it really should be Miyamoto. If I may recommend one for Liquid, if there was a way to make it look like they're staring down each other, that'd be cool. Otherwise, nice work, I like the general idea. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:47, 24 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
::*Your wish is my command. It is done. I think I got what you wanted for the Liquid saga too... Now what exactly? I can get started on a timeline. I guess I will work on making each subsection more introductory in the text too... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:49, 24 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
::*So I have added some detail to give a bit more advanced insight on the sagas for this page. I hope it is helpful. Are there any other sagas that should be here? I assume not. What do we need to add to make this... complete... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:23, 25 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==Timeline==<br />
[[Image:Timeline.png|right]]<br />
So the timeline you see running here is one I made for this article. Problem, When I run it down the right side of the article it looks funny. At least I think it does. Try it. Should we put it there... or what? I will just work on the actual text of this article until we decide what to do about the imagery. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:33, 24 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
*I haven't heard any opinions on this and they claimed to like it in IRC so I have it running down the right. Revert it if you like. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)<br />
:*I like it a lot too. Having it up and down isn't orthodox but it's well suited for the media. Very nice job. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)<br />
*I think it looks great, but I think the information is a bit wrong... the Megan Saga went on through the beginning of 2008 and into the ED and Adam Stackhouse affairs. Hell, there wouldn't be a Stackhouse Saga without Megan. Otherwise, it looks good. <br />
----[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 06:51, 11 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Gregg Mays saga==<br />
Not sure if we should consider it part of Clyde Cash saga but we should consider a Gregg Mays saga to include all this Gregg Mays stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Jack Thaddeus Saga, anyone?==<br />
Or does anyone think it's too early? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:42, 2 January 2010 (CET)<br />
* I was about to suggest the same thing. With the [[Kill de Jack|recent]] [[To Clyde and Jack|videos]] aimed at him, the [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|three]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|phone]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|calls]] and the CWCipedia ad shenanigans, not to mention [[It's UGH!|previous]] [[Chris humps his PS3|antics]], there seems to be enough material to warrant a new saga. --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 05:17, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
** Don't forget about Asperchu in the future. Seeing how dedicated Alec is with it so far (and Jack just started advertising his wiki in CWCipedia), a Saga for that is inevitable! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:32, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*** And I think it has begun! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga. You like? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 02:05, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
***** Very nice! Now how about Jack, anyone? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:08, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
***** Awesome job on the icon! --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:09, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
===Actually...===<br />
Looking at recent edits, someone was adding a "Homosexual ad saga" to this page but it was reverted. While not a proper saga, I'd say it's a sort of mini saga and it's part of the Chris narrative, as it leads into Asperchu saga. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:49, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I'm not sure I'd call the homosexual ads a saga by itself, but part of a CWCipedia saga? I'm certainly not part of the inner circle, but I imagine more hi-jinks involving the CWCipedia are in store. [[User:Chris fangs|Chris fangs]] 21:54, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I reverted it. It wasn't a proper saga, no. Even if it could be considered one, the information wasn't presented well enough. I first reverted the changes made to the timeline PNG[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Timeline.png], which also wasn't up to par. There could be a lead-in to the Asperchu Saga, sure, but I would vote no on calling it a saga. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:02, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I re-reverted because you're a huge faggot have a nice day [[User:Nitrocore|Nitrocore]]<br />
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*Actually, I changed my mind. If someone could make a better, more convincing presentation of it, go ahead. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:16, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*I agree that the presentation on the timeline sucks, and the name "Homosexual ad saga" does as well. I think Chris fangs is onto something about it being called "CWCipedia saga" since in a way, the Mailbag is a way of trolling Chris and CWCipedia in general sorta inadvertently trolls Chris. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:20, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Well, it seems I've angered someone. Not my intentions, to be sure. Anyway, CWCipedia Saga has a nice ring to it and it's relevant, since the Mailbag is certainly a repository of ongoing trolling. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:28, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Champthom, I'll leave it to you to revert the timeline image/Saga page or not. I don't wish to get into a revert war over Chris Chan. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:34, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that you're right but so is Nitrocore. The concept of a saga invoking CWCipedia, perhaps call it CWCipedia saga, is good or maybe Jack Thaddeus saga (though I'm aiming at the former) but you are correct in that the write up and the name at the time did kinda suck, and we still need to work on the timeline. For starters, we need to get in touch with the original creator of the timeline or maybe start from scratch. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:58, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Ha i win sucker, I actually like "Cwc saga" as well i was just adding stuff(unlike you) if you can combine it and possibly make it better with external links then I'm not bothered [[User:Nitrocore|Nitrocore]]<br />
::::*I went with the CWCipedia idea. It's a rough draft, but you get the idea. Nitro, if there is a next time, try not to act like a child. Also, sign your discussion edits with the timestamp. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:37, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==The CWCki Saga, anyone?==<br />
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I was going to start this, but decided otherwise unless objects to it, but what we got here is the start of a third saga - CWCki Saga. Chris knows about the CWCki and now he wants to take control of it. You think we should start gathering information on this?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:19, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Damn. It's barely 24 hrs in and we are already talking about a saga! I think it is a tad too early to talk about a saga. Outside of "The WallFlower Incident", we got mostly nothing. Let's wait a little to see where it will goes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*I agree. Luckily, we'll probably find out two days from now, when his ultimatum gets ignored to death. If nothing comes of it, then nothing comes of it. If he spazzes out and does something really stupid, like threatening legal action or starting an epic edit war, then yeah. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 05:44, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Vanessa Saga==<br />
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My old pet project, probably not long or significant enough, but some pretty good videos and logs came from that --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 07:52, 12 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Vanessa saga is one of the unsung tales of the overarching CWC saga and it's sorry that it isn't currently reflected here. However, perhaps now in retrospect it seems more to be part of Ivy saga, though Vanessa saga had dynamic elements and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:07, 12 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== more saga sum up images ==<br />
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we need a saga image for asperchu (not tito yet) and the cwikipedia saga--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:19, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Heres a quick one i made for the game place, just to throw out the idea, can't use it since it doesn't match the others<br />
[[image:Picture_4.png]]<br />
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== Tito saga ==<br />
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'''In December 2009, Chris released a page from Sonichu 10, which revealed a girl named [[Lovely Weather]]. Many trolls were confused as to why Chris would create a fictional love interest when previous issues used real life girls. The confusion continued when Chris revealed he had a gal-pal during some of his Mailbags.'''<br />
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Is it just me or does this seem to suggest that "Lovely Weather" is connected to [[The Wallflower]]? If so, this text is incorrect as Chris didn't meet Wallflower until January at the latest. Srsly guys. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:50, 6 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Okay, I'll admit - I wrote that bit when it seemed like there was a connection between Weather and Wallflower. I'll alter it so it won't seem that way.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 13:01, 6 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==IRL Saga?==<br />
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It might be too early for this, but if he keeps up these public creeper antics, methinks an "IRL Saga" would be appropriate. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 16:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
* I always thought it would be better to call everything that's happened since he "left" the Internet the "CWC Exile Saga". But, still, IRL Saga's just as good.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:24, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
**How about 'Reality Saga'? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:48, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***If we're going to do that, we might as well include the Love Quest as a saga, since this sounds pretty much like a repeat of those events. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:34, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** I understand the reasoning behind that, though a good chunk of the Love Quest happened online within specific sagas. Personally, the only issue I would see with such a saga (CWC Exile is a great title) is that it overlaps with The GAMe PLACe and the last bit of Surfshack Tito.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 01:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***** I think, in a technical level, we're between sagas. We just simply have to wait and see what damn fool thing he does next. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:06, 21 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Flipnote Hatena saga ==<br />
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Does it count as one yet? He's slowly cracking at the seams, and it could get worse. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*It looks like it might form a saga as he goes along and breaks more Flipnote Waptena rules, so it's plausible. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 21:31, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Of course he's banned from uploading anything now. I think it was a bit short to count as a saga. A bit uneventful too, though that's just my thoughts on it. If everyone else thinks it could be considered it's own saga... Go for it.--[[User:Yoyoddd|Yoyoddd]] 10:07, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***I look at this a bit like the Tito saga; very little actually was done to Chris, but it was his response to what happened that made it a saga. We have to wait and see how he reacts to the ban to see whether it's worthy or not. That's just my two cents though. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 10:49, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
****Maybe we should put "interim activities" as a separate category; nothing that fits the criteria for saga but still somewhat noteworthy. Chris being "off the internet" and on flipnote for a month could merit that. That way we could still fill out the periods between major sagas. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 14:32, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*****Even if it doesn't count as a full-fledged "Saga" it was a pretty crazy two weeks. I'm not sure if he'll return to youtube as a result of his banning, but I'm sure he'll cap off the whole thing with an enraged complaint ''somewhere''.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:41, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==PS3 Saga?==<br />
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Before somebody already points it out, I know that the few destruction videos he put up doesn't count as a saga. I'm wondering if we should make a saga for the activities that lead to it's destruction. There's a lot of juicy info I'd like to catalog, but I don't know if it's officially over yet or not (And i also don't want to disrupt any trolling plans that may still be in motion). --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:04, 17 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Missing Sagas==<br />
Why aren't the sagas caused by [[Vanessa_Saga|Joshua Martinez]] included on the saga list?<br />
*1) please sign your posts (it's four ~ in a row) 2) the stuff from Joshua Martinez is really part of Ivy saga. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 22 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==On Sagas==<br />
This isn't picking on anything that's going on here, but I was thinking and I think the term "saga" gets abused - not so much on here, mind you, but elsewhere but I think it sometimes spills over to the CWCki. <br />
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What is a saga? Like the article says, it's an overarching story in the life and times of Chris. For instance, let's take Miyamoto saga, which, also as the article says, what really started the whole "saga" thing. You have Chris and "Miyamoto" talking to each other over several weeks, and there's conflict between the two, then there's Reggie who gets involved, and then there's all the videos inbetween. If you watch a video from the saga without the context the saga arch provides, you're missing out on a lot. They're all intertwined, the content that is, and that's what the saga theme is all about, taking stuff that happens to Chris and presenting it in a way that provides narrative and understanding.<br />
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So what does this mean? You calling Chris is not "You calling Chris saga." Chris dressing up as a woman is not "Tomgirl saga." Seeing Chris at the mall is not "Chris at the mall saga." Chris does stuff, it doesn't need to fit in part of a narrative. It's sorta a chapter in the overarching saga that is Chris's life, but not a saga in itself. Secondly, I don't think sagas are really made. I think people expect to troll Chris and want some place on this page, wanting their own "Gigantic Attention Whore saga." Pretty much every saga wasn't intended to be a saga, it's not like they planned this all out, it's just going with the flow and it happens to have narrative to it. <br />
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I had more but I forgot what else I was going to say. But hopefully this will make sense and serve as a guide to what is a saga and what isn't, so much as how it should be included on the page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 22 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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*Actually, while we're talking about sagas, I'd like to ask for a bit of clarification on how saga related articles are named. Recent sagas for instance are just documented in the article on the appropriate person. The article on the Ivy Saga is called [[Ivy]] and the article on the Liquid Saga is called [[Liquid Chris]]. But then there are articles which are literally called [[Miyamoto Saga]] or [[Vanessa Saga]], which are full of emails just dumped there incomprehensibly. And this is in spite of there actually being articles for [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Don't get me wrong, I realize the need to keep the crap ton of emails separate from the main articles, but the naming convention is just odd. I'm not quite sure, but I'm willing to bet it's Clyde's fault. What is the official policy on naming saga articles? Should they all be named as "X" or as "X Saga"? And while we're on it, some sagas have a weird little template documenting all things related to them. Two I can name are [[:Template:BlancaSaga]] and [[:Template:MeganSaga]]. I don't think they're bad. They could use a little cleanup, but I do have a problem with the fact that some sagas have them and others don't. They could serve as a great way to sum up everything and point users in the direction of content relevant to each saga, but as it is right now, there's no consistency in which sagas have them. What should we do? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:29, 22 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
:*Good points. In regards to the e-mails, I guess people consider the bulk of the saga the e-mails or IM chats behind them, but perhaps we could rename them to be "Miyamoto Saga e-mails" or "Vanessa Saga chats"? It's probably Clyde's fault, at least for the Miyamoto e-mails. As for the templates, they probably could use cleaning up and the reason why some do and some don't is because people haven't gotten around to doing them for other templates (which can be something you can work on, if you so please). Definitely, make templates for each saga, that'd be a great way to present information. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:46, 23 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*Well if you think that's something for me to work on then I suppose I could have a go at it. It'd make a change from all the sonichu shit that I've been doing recently. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:41, 24 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Individual Saga pages ==<br />
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I didn't know where to put this suggestion, so I'm putting it here. I was thinking we can give each Saga its own page. The pages would go into more detail about the saga, a summary of the events, and a listing of videos, emails, etc. in order by date. This serves to make a description about all events in the Saga from beginning to end, as there is none on the CWCki. The closest there is to it is the timeline with all of the years and months, but often times there are events irrelevant to the Saga and events in other Sagas happening. --[[User:American Christory X|American Christory X]] 16:47, 2 January 2012 (PST)<br />
* EDIT: I noticed there are articles called "Vanessa Saga" and more, but those aren't the type of formats I'm talking about. Those pages are only content dumps, but what I'm talking about is much more organized.<br />
* I made a [[Tomgirl Saga]] page. If there's a problem with it, or if the page is a bad idea, speak now or I'll write pages for the other sagas. --[[User:American Christory X|American Christory X]] 09:56, 3 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*I still don't think that the whole Tomgirl thing is actually a saga, but I'll let other people debate that as that's mostly my opinion. The thing is, the articles about respective sagas tend to be in the page about the people involved. Like, most of the stuff with the Ivy saga is in the [[Ivy]] page, and the stuff about Liquid is on the [[Liquid Chris]] page. I see what you want to do and it does make sense but I think it might be redundant unless we totally rework these biographical articles so we're not saying the same stuff on two different pages.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:38, 4 January 2012 (PST)<br />
**I think that the question of whether or not every Saga deserves its own individual page should be decided on a case by case basis rather then collectively. I think that starting the article on the Tomgirl Saga was a good idea, but having articles such "Jackie Saga", "Blanca Saga" or "Julie Saga" will be redundant in my opinion. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 06:44, 4 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*** i agree, this page handles the simplified explanations and servers as a nice jumping off point. There is plenty blue here to get you started and if you need details about the saga then read the details linked in blue :)<br />
* I was thinking this myself. Not every saga needs a seperate page but sagas which involved a lot of interaction in the form of Youtube videos between two parties would benefit from a seperate entry. I'm especially thinking of the Liquid Chris/CWCivil war ordeal. One page or a group of pages with the video interaction between the two in chronological order would be very useful. Maybe the Asperchu saga also? I was taking a break from Chris during that period and am still not too clear on the chronology of events. [[User:Samboy|Samboy]] 09:06, 15 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Second Exile saga? ==<br />
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Chris hasn't done anything of note lately. His therapist may have banned him from the internet, and is most likely doing his service or playing video games. This may go on for a while, and might be considered a saga.--[[User:Germanicus|Germanicus]] 14:13, 8 October 2012 (PDT)<br />
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- I disagree. A time without content, I feel, shouldn't be considered a saga.--[[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] 13:01, 3 Feburary 2014<br />
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== Regarding the Catherine Saga ==<br />
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I'll put the section back once the Catherine drama goes further. Like Champthom said before that sagas are "taking stuff that happens to Chris and presenting it in a way that provides narrative and understanding.", I say wait and see until we can confirm it. Right now, it's still early to claim a new saga. Not to mention sagas are abused to death. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:33, 10 October 2014 (UTC)<br />
*I'll just share some comments I made in the chat on the CWCki Forums on the matter. Like I've said, the saga really should just be a tool to provide a narrative to what happens with Chris in specific periods. We probably have what constitutes a saga now - Chris is active on Facebook, he apparently has a girlfriend, he's trying to make money off eBay and Kickstarter, he's claiming to be fully transgendered. I'm inclined to call this "Facebook saga" as I feel the characterization of this saga is Chris's interactions with people on Facebook. It's unusual as we mostly focus on people but I think in this case, it might make sense to focus on the medium and not so much the persons involved. I feel that "Catherine saga" at this point is too narrow - we just have a single video and we're not really sure she's the main impetus behind this revival. To me at least, it seems sorta a side note compared to bigger picture things like Chris finally trying to earn money through his art and embracing transgenderism. <br />
:Ideally, we'd name this after the fact but it's helpful to have a label for us to refer to the events now. Most of the sagas were named after the fact or it was extremely obvious what to name it after - Chris was seeing Ivy, pretty much everything he did involved Ivy, so it made sense to call that the Ivy saga. But we're not really seeing the same thing here with Catherine. We're different from Wikipedia in the sense that you as the users have influence in determining what this is called. In a way, original research is acceptable here mostly because there's not really formal institutions that study autistic manchildren for a living. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 14:41, 10 October 2014 (UTC)<br />
*I have added some details to the Catherine and Sonic sagas, but I think that you are right about combining the Facebook saga point. A good deal of information from Catherine is not really typical trolling, but further information on Chris's condition as a Tomgirl and his general repulsive self. It may be a good idea to combine the two into some sort of saga, rather than having two separate sections.[[User:Kaltenbrunner|Kaltenbrunner]] ([[User talk:Kaltenbrunner|talk]]) 13:30, 2 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== Is there an "Ebay" Saga going on right now? ==<br />
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Considering all of the ebay stuff that has been going on for a while, like the situation with Mr. Smith, the Tribalism art, and such, should it be considered a saga? It's long enough to be considered as saga, but I'm wondering it there was enough content to validate it being called a saga. -Fredinno, Feb 3, 2014.<br />
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*I think it would be best to make a Facebook Saga, as Champthom suggested above. Maybe Catherine could also be mentioned here too? And his return to his art. [[User:Kaltenbrunner|Kaltenbrunner]] ([[User talk:Kaltenbrunner|talk]]) 21:13, 5 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
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*I disagree, but I'm beaten, 3 to 1. Oh well, I guess I'll combine those two together. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 05:01, 6 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== Tomgirl Saga vs Calling Out Saga ==<br />
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Should the Calling Out Saga be separated from the Tomgirl Saga? The two things, in my opinion, are very different from each other, and many people from the Cwcki Forums, including me, believe the two are different Sagas. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 05:14, 6 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
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*You are right, they are two different things, but I think the reason they have been put together is because it's part of Chris's Tomgirl phase. I don't really think Calling Out qualifies as a Saga in its own right, so, personally, I would argue against giving it its own section. I am assuming it was added to give a bit more volume to the Tomgirl Saga, but, now that we have more information on Chris's Tomgirl antics, we could replace Calling Out with something else. <br />
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*So, to link back to what we were talking about above, I guess maybe Catherine could go with Tomgirl - as Chris's first lesbian encounter. The eBay stuff could then go to a Facebook Saga because it marks a change in both Chris's personality, since he has become more withdrawn, and how he communicates, being far more paranoid and holding court only to a select few. Obviously, this withdrawal has also come about from Bob's death, and also why he is allegedly selling stuff on eBay because he claims to need the money more for him and Barb. So, here you can see a link between the change in Chris and ''why'' he has returned to making his artwork and selling stuff, but it also demonstrates a change in how trolling Chris has changed. Granted, he's still being trolled, but it's not as abrasive as it once was because it can only be done through eBay - again because Chris has cut off all contact.<br />
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*Anyway, if you see the links there that I'm thinking of, you'll understand why I want to merge the eBay Saga with Facebook, plus I don't really think enough happened for it to warrant a Saga in its own right, but I haven't seen the pages on the wiki to document it so I could be wrong on that point. Let me know how you see it and how you think Chris's recent shenanigans would be best documented. Once everyone has discussed it we will probably have a good idea of the most efficient way of categorizing his recent behavior into Sagas. Apologies for wall of text,[[User:Kaltenbrunner|Kaltenbrunner]] ([[User talk:Kaltenbrunner|talk]]) 11:33, 6 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
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*Really, though I can agree with your statement that Ebay Saga should be merged with Facebook Saga, (since there were many miscellaneous Facebook posts important to Chrisdom and Christory, the two sometimes connect with each other via Chris, and the 'ebay saga' only contains 2 fiascos that were really funny). Catherine should probably be its own saga, in my opinion, due to that stuff being related directly to a new sweetheart, but I could understand why you want it to be included as a "Tomgirl Saga, Part 2" sort of thing. On the other hand, Calling Out really has a enough content in relation to it, to be a saga, but is too big simply to be left as not a part of any saga. Since it was cut short by Bob's death, it should be considered its own saga.<br />
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In summary, I believe we should merge Facebook and Ebay Sagas, maybe merge Tomgirl and Catherine, but decouple Calling out from Tomgirl. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 21:53, 7 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== The Boxing Day Saga ==<br />
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Should there be a separate saga for SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT FREAKING BLUE!!!<br />
I know that the saga is older than what I will now call the "Boxing Day GameStop Spritzing", but it has a nice, poetic ring to it.<br />
--Troll-chan Sonichu, 05/03/2015<br />
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No, That's Sonic Boom Saga.<br />
--Fredinno<br />
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== Should the Tom Girl Saga end? ==<br />
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Since Chris has stated on facebook that she is no longer a male she is a transwoman, and a female, should the Tom Girl Saga come to a close? .--[[User:Sinistersnare]] 14:13, 7 March 2015 (PDT)<br />
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== Is the Financhu Crisis worthy of a Saga? ==<br />
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chris has been begging for money for a while now, and with the mortgage of around $100,000 that barbara has to pay, i doubt it will end anytime soon.<br />
should it be made its' own unique saga? --Kettleonwater 8th September 2016 10:46am<br />
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I think so. Chris may have begged in the past for sex and his PSN account, but I am seeing a pattern recently of him begging for money. The Financhu Crisis Saga -galxylax 13 September 2016 20:06 PST<br />
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== Just throwing it out there ==<br />
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I feel the next soon starting saga will almost undoubtedly be either The Trump Saga, or the Partyvan saga; since many have been reporting his archived death threats. --[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 22:55, 14 November 2016 (UTC)<br />
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It's hard to say now. On one hand, the anti-Trump vitriol has reached levels of hatefulness on par with classic Chris's anti-gay agenda, and Chris's return to issuing death threats suggests that he's taken quite an exception to Trump's election. On the other hand, Chris is so lazy that unless the death threats/hate rhetoric become a regular thing (a la Financhu Crisis) or he takes overt actions to advance his agenda (a la Sonic Boom Protests), the whole issue may blow over after Trump takes office. There's been an issue in the past with Christorians jumping the gun on declaring new sagas. Sometimes they've called them right, other times it's turned out to be nothing. Also, the fact that so many of Chris's death threats have already been reported, publicly exposed, and even tweeted straight to Trump's Twitter with no retaliatory action taken makes it doubtful that there will be a party van saga.--[[User:Ujirat|Ujirat]] ([[User talk:Ujirat|talk]]) 23:39, 18 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Yeah. I agree with Ujirat here. Wait and see before declaring the Pmurt Saga. This has the possibility to explode into one of the most interesting sagas since the golden age, but right now, there's really nothing of interest that occurred since Eid, Pmurt, Eid and Feelings of the election results. The fumes are there, all we need is a spark.<br />
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Maybe if Sonichu restarts, he'll include Trump as a villain and Clinton as a Christ like figure? I don't know. All we can do is wait and see (and prepare the popcorn).<br />
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-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 23:54, 18 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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== Edits to Megan and Game Place Sagas ==<br />
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Revised the Megan saga because it was described as the "first and longest" of the sagas when the Game Place saga ran a good six years longer than Megan's did. In the interest of the edit not being completely subtractive, the "longest saga" superlative was rewritten in the Game Place saga where it would be accurate. I suppose there's room for debate on it being the longest, though, since there is no exact date known as to when Chris started patronizing the Place, so it can easily be undone in that case. --[[User:Ujirat|Ujirat]] ([[User talk:Ujirat|talk]]) 01:09, 20 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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== Update to 2017 ==<br />
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It's been roughly a year since the last image was added. I'm working on an extension to the current timeline all the way to 2017, adding in the rest of the Selling out Saga, and adding in the Financhu Crisis. I was wondering if I should add in the Pmurt Saga, as some of you have dubbed it, or if there's anything else you all could think of to include it onto the list. You all have around three days before I upload the finished image.<br />
[[User:Navy|Navy]] ([[User talk:Navy|talk]]) 02:25, 20 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Don't, as the Pmurt Saga is not yet official (and most people are opposed to it anyway; see the "Just throwing it out there" section above)<br />
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-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 02:48, 20 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Seems fair. Then I'll just add the rest of the Selling out Saga, and the Financhu Crisis. [[User:Navy|Navy]] ([[User talk:Navy|talk]]) 03:18, 20 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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== Doopie saga ==<br />
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If not much else happens with the saga by, say, the end of the year, should it be kept up?<br />
{{Unsigned|Hurtful Truth Level}}<br />
*Probably not. This definitely has potential, but there's the possibility it won't go anywhere like the Jeff, Johan, and Terra Strong debacles. A couple of videos by Chris or an escalation of his discourse with Doopie would solidify this as a saga to me. Otherwise, this wouldn't really be worth mentioning on this article. --[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 20:37, 21 July 2017 (UTC)<br />
* Yeah, nah, sagas can't really be named until after the fact. I'm removing the doopie section until something funny happens. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 19:49, 24 July 2017 (UTC)</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nudes&diff=204335
Nudes
2017-01-29T02:56:18Z
<p>Canine: No infection, just rejecting</p>
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[[Image:CWCnudes.jpg|thumb|right|Typical reaction to Chris Chan nudes.]]<br />
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On several occasions, '''nude''' photographs and screencaps showing [[Chris]]'s uncovered or scantly covered body, often including his [[duck|genitals]], have leaked onto the [[Internet]]. <br />
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==History==<br />
The first nudes were obtained by [[Lordsillynipples]], a [[troll]] posing as Chris's off-and-on sweetheart [[Blanca Weiss]]. They hit the Internet on [[Twin Falling Towers|11]] [[September 2008]] and were quickly followed by a second round of photos released five days later by trolls who hacked Chris's e-mail account. They included photos of a mostly-naked Chris standing around in his room, close-up shots of his flaccid [[duck]] with a crude cartoon of [[Sonichu]] on it, and the infamous photo of Chris posing in his [[mother]]'s underwear. <br />
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In the first set of nudes, Chris was smart enough not to include his face in any of the pictures. However, he was [[Naive|foolish]] enough to take them in what was clearly his room, complete with a picture of [[Rosechu]] visible in the background.<br />
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21 September 2008 saw the release of webcam-snapped photos showing more of Chris's penis. On 25 September, they were followed by a series of [[Chris Sex Videos|sex videos]] Chris recorded at the behest of his would-be sweetheart [[PandaHalo]]. These featured Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]] and employing the [[fapcup]], and gave the world a good look at the joint in his duck for the first time. Even more masturbation videos hit the web two weeks later, on 6 [[October 2008]].<br />
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Chris's blow-up doll sex tape, [[For Julie's Eyes Only]], is perhaps the most famous exposure his body has ever received. It was leaked on 20 [[February 2009]]. It came close to being equaled on 16 [[April 2009]], however, when Chris recorded a [[April 16 Fetish Vids|series of videos]] for his new sweetheart [[Ivy]] where (among other things) he stripped naked, danced in his shower, and spanked himself on camera.<br />
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After the [[CWCFlyingElephants]] video, leaked on 27 April 2009, Chris's naked body did not reappear on the internet for nearly two years. Unfortunately, it did not leave us for good. He showed off his duck once again (to what he believed was a limited audience) in the [[Cwcsicle]] clip, leaked in [[March 2011]], and more bare flesh followed a month later in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]].<br />
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Meanwhile, potential sweetheart [[Jackie]] persuaded Christine to make two more NSFW videos. In [[Little Tomboy Blue]], Chris performs a striptease, showing his cleavage and jiggling his ass. And in what might be his most disgusting video (although the competition is stiff), [[Cakefarts]] features his chocolate-covered butt and semi-erect duck, with the bend apparent. Both videos were apparently produced in July 2011 and released to a rapturous public in February 2012, on Chris's birthday.<br />
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Coming out as a lesbian transgender in mid-2014 required Chris to reevaluate his genitalia, and he proudly showed off several modifications to his sweetheart [[Catherine]] and other gal-pals. In September he pierced his taint, dubbing it the [[un-clit]], and we got to see one of the few remaining parts of Chris's body which he had not yet revealed. Around the same time he took photos of his crotch to demonstrate how he tucks his junk with a red dildo harness.<br />
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==Drawn nudes==<br />
On several occasions, Chris has drawn images depicting himself, his friends, or characters from his comic without clothes on, often engaging in sexual acts. For information on these images, see [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]].<br />
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==Gallery of horrors==<br />
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Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|The sad thing is, it's longer and wider when it's limp. Plus, the bend isn't as obvious.<br />
Image:CWCMyduck.JPG|The uncensored image constitutes a crime against humanity in accordance with international law.<br />
Image:CWCass.JPG|This was sent to a straight woman, because straight women are turned on by men's asses.<br />
Image:CWCanus.JPG|Where Chris [[Julie Reveals Herself|stores his medallions]].<br />
Image:CWCduck.jpg|In all its [[Jew|cut]] glory.<br />
Image:Bent_duck.jpg|Note the green bathrobe that Chris would later wear in the recycling video.<br />
Image:Cwcduckling.JPG|Mother of God.......<br />
Image:CWCsonichuduck.JPG|It is unknown whether drawing Sonichu on his penis was Chris's or lordsillynipples's idea.<br />
Image:fapcupwhy.jpg|Chris using the [[Fapcup]].<br />
Image:CWCs-Weeping-Pickle.jpg|The aftermath from using the Fapcup. Notice how [[navy]] is still dripping from his shrunken duck.<br />
File:CWCpanties1.JPG|Chris in his mother's panties, apparently for [[Blanca]]'s benefit.<br />
File:Panties 1.png|Another.<br />
File:Panties 2.png|Yet another. <br />
Image:CWCmassdebate.jpg|Screencaps from a [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam video]] shot in the Chandler's filthy kitchen.<br />
File:Assofterror.jpg|Chris's ass of terror, part of a video for [[Vanessa]].<br />
Image:Fallingoffbalance.jpg|Chris slips and almost seriously injures himself while dancing naked in his filthy shower.<br />
Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|Guess he's a shower, not a grower. <br />
Image:Spanking3.jpg|Chris spanks himself and films it as an apology to [[Ivy]].<br />
File:Ecp00066.jpg|Chris is also forced to wear a [[butt garments|diaper]] for Ivy, but winks to make it sexy.<br />
Image:CWCtopless.jpg|Topless, but not medallionless.<br />
File:TG13.jpg|One of the [[tomgirl]] images. Technically not nude--he's wearing a banana hammock.<br />
File:TG20.jpg|Another sexy tomgirl photo, as seen by millions on MTV.<br />
File:Unclit (NSFL).jpg|Chris's taint piercing, the [[un-clit]].<br />
File:Unclit (INFECTED!!!).jpg|A few weeks later, and the piercing is rejecting.<br />
File:ChrisContraption 03.JPG|Chris demonstrating how he tucks his duck, with bonus un-clit. <br />
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Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_health&diff=203879
Chris and health
2017-01-11T01:58:20Z
<p>Canine: no infections and no abscesses, fatty got to a doctor early enough</p>
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{{quote|Eat less [[/cow/|cow]] meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and [[Fanta|Fruit]] are a must; [[A Hike|Walking]] or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|[[Chris]]'s [[Chris and Hypocrisy|ironic]] advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_2</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in a few years.]]<br />
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Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health'''. Considering his [[obesity]], [[Power|lack of exercise]], [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|poor nutrition]], [[ShowerClean|refusal to bathe]], and [[Tour of Chris's House|the grave uncleanliness]] of [[Rental House|his]] [[14 Branchland Court|surroundings]], he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis|atherosclerosis]], and possibly a premature [[Death|death]].<br />
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==Nutrition==<br />
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[[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|Chris tends to drink large amounts of soft drinks daily, including ones mixed with [[Navy|a special ingredient]].]]<br />
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Chris is a known fast food lover, eating either [[McDonald's]] or [[Burger King]] at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to 4 times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring calorific intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely. The frequency of his fast food trips was confirmed in 2015 when a Kiwi Farms user sent him $500 to see what he would do with it.<br />
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[[File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png|thumb|left|Chris visited McDonalds 10 times in 13 days. It's not even the only fast-food place on the list.]]<br />
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Chris claims that he cooks for himself 4 or 5 days a week,<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> making his cooking a major source of his nutrition. He has said that he took Home Ec. classes in school and that he owns cookbooks.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> However, when Jackie asked him to cook spaghetti in a YouTube video--an incredibly basic dish, mind you--he dodged responsibility by claiming that [[Barbara]] had blocked the kitchen up with junk, so he instead mimed the act and microwaved some canned spaghetti and meatballs.<ref>[[SpaghettiRoutine]]</ref> It can be deduced from this that Chris can't or doesn't cook and simply buys microwaveable meals every time he claims to be eating at home.<br />
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Many, many times, Chris has been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated]] [[My Coke Rewards|drinks]] and energy drinks (which have been proven to increase erratic behavior<ref>[http://www.naturalnews.com/042974_soda_consumption_brain_function_hyperactivity.html|Natural News]</ref>). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:<br />
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* '''Breakfast:''' Often nothing because he usually [[Biological clock|sleeps from 6 a.m. to noon]], but on the rare occasion he does, he travels to McDonald's or another fast food restaurant with a breakfast menu.<br />
* '''Lunch:''' Something quick at home or fast food.<br />
* '''Dinner:''' Dine out at a fast food place with family, or have a poorly-cooked microwave meal.<br />
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In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|ramming stuff]] [[Homos#Evidence that Chris might be gay|in his rectum]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>[[Wikipedia:Fecal_incontinence#Constipation|Fecal incontinence on Wikipedia]]</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no fruit or vegetables is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.<br />
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According to Chris, he eats more vegetables than any other food group.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref> The veracity of this statement is dubious, given what is known about Chris's medical history and health in general.<br />
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In short, Chris is a fatty, yet he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.<br />
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It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that he was prescribed [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of [[2009]], but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the call) is uncertain.<br />
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In 2016, he began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos as an attempt to improve his health. He liked videos such as '''Lose Weight Super Fast!''', '''Produce Odorless Farts Fast!''', '''Eliminate Armpit Odor Permanently Fast!''' and '''Lower Your Blood Pressure Fast! Hypertension Treatment'''.<br />
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===Places where Chris likes to eat===<br />
* [[Country Cookin]]<br />
* [[McDonald's]]<br />
* [[Golden Corral]] (has closed its doors in Charlottesville)<br />
* [[Chick-fil-A]]<br />
* [[Semen|Bedroom]]<br />
* [[Burger King]]<br />
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==Exercise==<br />
[[File:Cwcstrongman.JPG|thumb|[[I AM STRONG]]!]]<br />
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{{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and [[Power]]ful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in [[Sonic]]-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref>}}<br />
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Chris has not had any regular exercise since leaving [[high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing [[vidya]], his lack of exposure to the sunlight has left his skin a frightening pallor that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room, while making videos. Also, most fat people have strong, stocky legs, due to carrying around all that weight, but since Chris very rarely performs any task more physically demanding than [[Guitar Hero|standing up]], his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of fat, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].<br />
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When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Needless to say, Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris's [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa the Rapper'' contest entry]], where he foolishly chose to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position). While attending [[Fridays After Five]] for a while, he danced in public like a stroke victim, then sat down to rest and play some vidya outdoors. Despite this, in [[WelcometoBollywood]] he is capable of dancing in place for over 7 minutes. Whether or not he did this with the magic of jump cuts remains to be seen.<br />
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During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to flexing and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting boxes of Minute Maid lemonade and almost doing fake push-ups. He appears to believe that he could've defeated both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should've it to came to blows, and as such had challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.<br />
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Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has struggled to do on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is. He's so fat and his muscles are so small that it's never clear whether he's actually flexing, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to [[I Got A Fish|get his wish]] and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would definitely have his ass handed to him.<br />
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In the [[Father Call]] and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog 5 miles (8 kilometers) a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take 6 breaks to catch his breath, whereas a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance without having to stop as often as Chris did.<br />
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==Hygiene==<br />
{{quote|I shower Daily.|Chris<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]</ref>}}<br />
[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|"Did you bathe?" "No"]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg|thumb|left|Where Chris [[Mass debating|marinates in his own filth]].]]<br />
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As quoted above, Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to [[Emily]], he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower.<ref>In an [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ad] Chris made for ''[[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]]'' [[Rosechu]] tells [[Sonichu]] that he smells good, and asks him if he bathed, like it's some kind of event. Sonichu replies that he used Axe instead, suggesting that Chris believes that using Axe is an acceptable substitute for a shower or bath.</ref> Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of the Axe usage she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.<br />
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It would appear that Chris compounds this hygiene problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes; perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for several days in a row.<ref>A particularly good example is the series of videos starting with [[12 January 2010]] and ending with [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]. The videos in question were shot between 12-15 [[January 2010]], and in all of them Chris wears the same shirt.</ref> It may be that Chris just gets into "nice" clothing to make his videos and as such doesn't get them dirty, allowing for him to use the same ones repeatedly, although this hygienic habit would be at odds with everything else he does.<br />
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The condition of his epidermal system is so poor that it's visibly noticeable, even in his [[Chris and cinematography|low quality videos]]. The texture of grease that is probably permanently adhered to his skin creates a disgusting sheen that reflects a significant amount of light. The same goes for his [[hair]], which is in such poor condition that when he allowed it to grow for the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], many strands were clumped together in greasy, sticky locks, looking akin to the long beard of a homeless man. And even when washed, it looks exactly as greasy and unkempt as it did before, as seen in the [[HairDifference]] videos. This neglect will only make his hair fall out even faster than it already is.<br />
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This lack of cleanliness, combined with the state of his [[Chris's Room|room]] where he spends almost all his time, means that Chris and his surroundings must smell absolutely ''disgusting''. Chris evidently simply tolerates the horrible odours, perhaps not noticing them anymore. It may be that he has an abnormally weak or insensitive sense of smell; few other things would allow for such living conditions.<br />
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Despite his irregular (at best) use of the shower, Chris is reportedly an enthusiastic consumer of hand sanitizer. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] recalled that he would scrub his hands with germ-killing jellied alcohol after every post-card-game handshake at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (doubtlessly offending his victorious opponents) and photographs of Chris at [[Fridays After Five]] suggest that he kept a bottle on hand at all times. Additionally, Mimms and Lucas said in their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|Q&A session]] that Chris didn't have any noticeable BO during his time at the GAMe PLACe, suggesting that his odor problems have become more severe in recent years. [[BlueSpike]] also mentions Chris's usage of hand sanitizer throughout [[Julie Reveals Herself]].<br />
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One day in September 2014, Chris decided to give himself [[Un-clit|a piercing on his perineum]]. Piercings require constant disinfection while they heal, anywhere on the body, even for very clean people, and so many trolls were concerned that considering Chris's general filthiness and the fact that the location of the piercing would receive very little air, there was a serious risk of infection. In December, he shared another picture of this piercing which showed that, while it wasn't infected, the piercing had begun to reject (''tearing the skin'' in the process). Making lemonade out of lemons, Chris (now in the throes of his transwoman fantasy) noted with pride the tear's semblance to a [[China|vagina]] and actually got it re-pierced, without giving the original wound any longer than about a week to heal. Fortunately, Chris gave up on it after it became clear that the piercing was going to be more hassle than it was worth, and removed it for good before any serious harm was done.<br />
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==Living conditions==<br />
[[File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 1.jpg|thumb|Only half a year in and already an inhuman cesspool; quite the accomplishment.]]<br />
''Main article: [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Rental House]]''<br />
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Simply put, Chris has spent many years growing acclimated to living in conditions of abject filth and untidiness. The photographs and videos of 14 Branchland Court that he has so unwisely shared with the world showcased to us his filthy bathtub, as well as what appeared to be overflowing bins that looked more like mounds of trash, a kitchen sink overflowing with unwashed plates and cutlery, and even an instance of Chris [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]]. Trolls also managed to [[Rocky Shoemaker call|extract]] from [[Rocky Shoemaker]] that the house was suffering some sort of infestation, which led to [[Bob]] being quarantined after being brought to hospital, and Chris being confined to his room to avoid being bitten. When Chris's last video of the house emerged in the months before the [[Destruction of Chris's House|fire]], it was revealed that the problem had only gotten worse since Bob's passing, with whole rooms literally rendered inaccessible, and some filled almost to the ceiling with items [[Barb]] had hoarded, and with various other rooms reduced to crevices carved into Barb's mountains of junk.<br />
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Even after the fire, Chris and Barb have seemingly not amended their habits, as far as housekeeping goes. Photographs of the rental house revealed a steadily growing number of [[Lego]] boxes strewn around, as well as something much more alarming; when Chris was taking photographs of his merchandise for [[eBay]], he inadvertently photographed rat faeces on the carpet as well. When [[Trolls|concerned customers]] pointed this out Chris [[Chris and reality|flatly denied it]], even though [[Honor roll|he had given them photographic proof to the contrary]]. Moreover, after [[Catherine]] visited in [[August 2014]], she recalled seeing junk "piled up to the ceiling" and the dogs not being housebroken and allowed to urinate and defecate in piles of newspaper on the floor. While Chris and Barb returned to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[January 2015]], one can only imagine the reaction of the landlord to the state in which they left the house, which, as of [[April 2015]], was still vacant, probably due to the mess they made.<br />
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==Vision==<br />
As evidenced by his oversized, [[Pedo-Glasses|aviator-like glasses]], Chris has a vision problem. Judging by pictures of Chris in his youth, it appears that he began wearing glasses around the time he entered high school. The extent of his eyesight problems is anybody's guess. His glasses are often fogged and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty]], thus simultaneously improving and worsening his sight along different feature dimensions. Chris often takes them off when things are [[Stress|"getting serious"]], but keeps them on to [[Chris and English|read]]. This is evident in the video in which he [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_10th,_2009|reads a letter from Nintendo]], and in the [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE|"FUTURE MESSAGE"]] video. <br />
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One of Chris' relatives, Dr. David Alan Chandler, happens to be an eye doctor whom Chris has seen in the past. The last time Chris was known to have seen him for an appointment was 6 January 2004. <br />
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Chris's driver's license has a restrictive condition checked, which commonly means that the driver must wear glasses in order to legally drive. Whether his vision contributed to the [[Son-Chu#Car_trouble|numerous vehicular incidents]] he has been involved in has yet to be seen. However, it is a good bet that Chris should be wearing glasses while driving, for the sake of those sharing the road with him.<br />
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==Dental health==<br />
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[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG|thumb|right|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Talk about [[honest content]]!]]<br />
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Chris's fondness for bearing his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as he does any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, [[Chris and money|expensive]] dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.<br />
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Although it is difficult to tell (partly due to Chris's [[Chris and cinematography|awful camerawork]]), in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is likely the result of large consumption of [[Fanta|carbonated drinks]], poor dental hygiene, and his refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. He seems to be unwilling to brush his teeth, or at least chew some [[Brand loyalty|Orbit gum]].<br />
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==Mental health==<br />
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of the word.]]<br />
[[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto). <br />
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The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him so frustrating to watch—he is incapable of advancing mentally beyond the mind of a ten-year-old with some ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics. For over 6 years, he has been led on by various trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart|young white women]] [[Chris and reality|who are interested in a relationship with him]], and yet he still falls for it time after time. It is Chris's refusal to listen or learn that ensures that he will continue to live in [[Naive|ignorance]], isolation and misery, and until he decides to change, it always will, irrespective of whether his trolls stay interested in him.<br />
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It was once thought possible that Chris didn't feel like his life had truly begun, that he was still in the "pre-adult" years — because he remained a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] into his early 30's, and judging by his [[Autism|oversimplified, black-and-white view of the world]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|tainted]] [[Video games|by]] [[Chris and reality|fiction]] [[Chris and television|and]] [[Chris and brand loyalty|media messages]], [[Chris and sex#Chris and gender|treatment of women]] and [[Chris and sex|stunted understanding of sexual relationships]], because he saw sex not as a biological or recreational function, or an expression of love, but rather as a rite of passage, of sorts, and he therefore believed that he wasn't able to truly be an adult until he had sex. Chris has lost his virginity, however, and as of yet, has made few to no changes that will tangibly improve his life, in fact he has been plunging himself into debt to buy toys, of all things, as well as a new car. Needless to say, no one expects Chris and Barb to be able to afford to keep the car for long.<br />
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Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (either ignoring them or getting off the internet), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism or the trolls themselves for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[sex toys|dildo]].<br />
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He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of [[hair]] and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:<br />
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* His mother would always [[Barbara#Pampering_of_Chris|tell him how "handsome" he was]]. This might simply be [[Barbara]] telling her son what all mothers tell their kids.<br />
* He has an [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|inability to remember faces]]. For example, during the [[Blanca]] incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[BILLY MAYS]] would have looked the same if BILLY shaved off his beard. In [[high school]], he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 ''Sonichu'' #7, page 24]</ref> The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].<br />
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Some people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However...]]<br />
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In the July 2012 [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went|arraignment]] for his and Barbara's actions at the GAMe PLACe [[28_October_2011|the previous fall]], Chris agreed to a plea bargain, avoiding felony charges and jail time in exchange for, among other things, "mandatory psychological treatment and evaluation," which meant that Chris was forced to undergo legitimate psychiatric treatment (as opposed to simply seeing [[Rocky_Shoemaker|an un-certified pastoral "counselor"]]), or risk being imprisoned. Given that most, if not all of the problems described above persist in some form or another to this day, it seems that Chris reacted to psychiatric treatment in much the same way he reacted to the education system, as it seems that, whatever his psychiatrist said, he took none of it in, probably taking out his [[Ego|anger at being forced to obey the law]] on the psychiatrist by simply refusing to co-operate.<br />
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Another mental factor that has affected Chris's overall health is [[stress]]. In August 2013, Chris indicated that the stress he's endured has begun to affect his health, citing a symptom of high blood pressure. In 2016, he implied that he has hypertension.<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis#Likes]]</ref><br />
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Chris began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos on YouTube in 2016. On 29 June, he uploaded [[Announcement 06292016|Announcement 06292016-2]], in which he claimed that the music cured his autism:<br />
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{{quotebox|Hey [[Fans|fans,]] I forgot one thing to mention. I have- I've actually been on a- subliminal project, as a lot of you- or some of you- might have been... aware of, through my history or whatever... That I try to keep private amongst my YouTube settings. <br />
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But I have been enjoying for the past 3 months the "Get Rid of Autism" subliminal. [[Naive|The one that actually works]] in three months so less than [''stutters''] three times per day. 36 times. <br />
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I have been doin' that I've actually found myself more mentally capable. I don't- I do not blank out as much, I feel a little bit [[Slow-in-the-minds|faster]] in mental processing... Aaand I feel a whole lot better so with that [''puts out hands''] I'm essentially [[Autism#Autism cured?|cured of autism]]. Oh and also I actually have been able to socialize better out in public, so that's another good deal right there.<br />
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I'm gonna put the link underneath this video... And those of y'all with autism... Try for yourself. Three- play it three times, per day... for three months. [''Points to head''] It worked for me. [''Thumbs up'']}}<br />
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However, in a November Facebook post, he was back to referring to himself as a "high-functioning autistic person."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref><br />
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==Sexual health==<br />
Bent at a horrifying 45° angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of almost unholy terror. While there has been much speculation as to the cause of this (possibly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease Peyronie's disease] or the result of engaging in dangerous prone masturbation), it is ultimately a mystery that will probably never be solved. While correctable, the process is expensive and Chris has other, [[Video games|more]] [[Toys|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] on which to spend his (or rather, [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayers']]) money.<br />
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In correspondence with [[Jackie]], Chris revealed he was checked for STDs in early [[2010]].<ref>[[Jackie e-mails]]</ref> He didn't have any; [[Virgin|you can probably guess why]].<br />
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==Tomgirl==<br />
{{see also|Tomgirl}}<br />
===Hormone treatment===<br />
[[File:Like budderin bread - credit to Buck Mullet.gif|thumb|Chris believes this is an appropriate form of hormone therapy.]]<br />
Normally, transgender people plan out their gender transitions with doctors to ensure safety throughout the process, especially if they are taking hormones (which can cause health issues unless strictly monitored according to the patient's health profile).<br />
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Unfortunately for Chris, he has done the opposite. In 2015, he acquired '''Oestrogel''', a hormone replacement therapy cream meant for post-menopausal women. It is meant to be prescription-only, but Chris got around the requirement to see a doctor by ordering it through Offshore Pharmacy<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#House_Cleaning</ref>. Oestrogel has health risks, such as fluid retention, weight changes, rise in blood pressure (disastrous for an obese person like Chris) and blood clots<ref name=healthrisks>[http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-89430/estrogel-transdermal/details/list-sideeffects Common and Rare Side Effects for Estrogel transdermal]. WebMD</ref>, and that is when it is applied properly via a small dosage on the arm once per day. He even managed to fail at following the directions on the package, as shown in [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.]], in which he slathers the cream onto his stomach "like butter on bread."<br />
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[[Kim Wilson]] revealed that he was taking the hormones in May 2015<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref> and Chris mentioned the drug again as late as August 2016<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#House_Cleaning</ref>. Throughout 2015-2016, he repeatedly complained, via Facebook posts, of feeling dizzy and ill, but has failed to connect the dots and see that taking over-dosages of a black-market drug without a physician's approval could be a reason for it.<br />
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In addition to Oestrogel, Chris has been taking supplements such as vitamins. He purchased a jar of Solaray Female Hormone Blend Vitamins in August 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-10-chris-bought-female-hormone-vitamins.23257/</ref>, which is meant to ease menopausal symptoms. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] also learned that, around [[May 2016]], Chris was fond of eating Fenugreek seeds because he believed it would increase his estrogen levels (being unaware that it would have no effect on him, since he is not on estrogen)<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-562#post-1475700</ref>.<br />
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===Un-clit 2===<br />
In [[July 2016]], Chris posted about [[Un-clit 2.0|a wound on his taint]], announcing that he had gotten it as a result of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] and would be growing new labia as a result.<br />
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A troll with insider info discovered that Chris had actually '''sliced himself open with a knife in order to free the vagina he thought was growing within him.'''<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|So, Chris was feeling up his junk, and he felt something "growing in". He believed his labia were growing in. He knew, logically, that he probably should let it... ahem... "erupt" on its own, because cutting himself open is crazy and he would probably get in trouble. But one night he was drunk and was sad that someone pointed out he didn't have an actual vagina, so he thought he'd help it along.<br />
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In the morning he was very embarrassed and sheepish about it. Chris is fucking lucky he posted about it online, and got pestered into getting help by weens, because if he hadn't, he'd probably end up in the hospital, fighting off a potentially lethal infection.<br />
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So technically speaking, in Chris logic, it was indeed a wound, but his vagina was going to come out and the wound would heal and everything would be alright.<br />
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It's kind of like he was Brundlewoman and he was pulling off his old ear and face and shit, and the beautiful Pam Anderson Christine would be underneath.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-reminiscences-about-moving-back-into-14bc-after-the-fire.26774/page-7#post-1962817</ref>}}<br />
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===Rejected by a blood bank===<br />
In January 2017, Chris complained on Facebook that he had been turned away from a blood drive for being transgender<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref>. He stated that the given reason was "the FDA saw to not accept blood from Transgender people, due to the varying levels of testosterone/estrogen balances in our blood." Chris does not realize how medically sensitive patients will be when receiving blood transfusions, and that it would not be in their interests to be taking blood with hormonal imbalances, especially from Chris, whose blood has been affected by the dangerous intake of the unsupervised Oestrogel drug.<br />
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==Other deformities==<br />
[[Image:Eye.jpg|thumb|"My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green."<ref>[[CWC Update 13 August 2009]]</ref>]]<br />
Chris also has mild [[heterochromia]], which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in a photo of a young Chris, his right eye is green.<ref>[[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg]]</ref> He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].<br />
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His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a three-year old girl on helium all the way to [[Wikipedia:Gilbert Gottfried|Gilbert Gottfried]]. It has been medically proven that one of the effects of [[Asperger's syndrome]] is a lack of variation in speech such as tone, pitch and accent. It can also work backwards, which could explain Chris's far from normal voice: autistics often have difficulty distinguishing voice tone. In his [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice sounds almost entirely normal and even deeper than later years, except for the occasional times where he recalls [[Wikipedia:List_of_Conker_characters#Conker_the_Squirrel|Conker]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Conker's Bad Fur Day|Conker's Bad Fur Day]]''. However, this voice deformity most likely comes from the fact he has little to no human interaction; such isolation has been proven to change a person's perception of pitch, especially if they're autistic. With enough isolation, this will most likely become permanent.<br />
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[[/cwc/|Some]] have pointed out that Chris has an unusually wide [[wikipedia:Nasal septum|septum]], as seen in his [[MySpace]] picture.<ref>[[:File:Myspace.jpg]]</ref> Others go as far as to say he lacks one altogether. The cause of this, like his bent [[duck]], is as yet unknown.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Autism]]<br />
*[[Hair]]<br />
*[[Obesity]]<br />
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== Sources ==<br />
<references/><br />
{{Chris and}}</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Canine&diff=201473
User talk:Canine
2016-10-07T20:04:52Z
<p>Canine: test</p>
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<div>==what== <br />
*** USAJAP1 was kicked by canine (what is this i don't even)<br />
!!! You have been kicked from #sonichu<br />
huh --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 17:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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Hey Canine. Sorry about being a tard on IRC. I guess you guys are right, I'll just continue transcribing Mumbles from now on. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 03:45, 20 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==IM==<br />
<br />
I have some pressing business that I was referred by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] to you on. Do you have MSN or AIM by any chance? This kind of needs to be kept off the talkpages/IRC.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Uhhh, you can PM me on IRC. Is that a problem? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 02:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== I been personally hired by Chris ==<br />
<br />
To ensure an attack on your wiki is inevitable. You have made great injustices by trolling and harassing this man, but the kind Pickbothmanlol will not tolerate your bullshit. Tell Clyde Cash that I want him to personally e-mail me at my talk page. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:57, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Tanaithetraitor and I will ensure that Clyde Cash talks to us or the wiki will undergo a seige. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:59, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
::RED White Knight is in the base! We gotta protect the suitcase! --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:04, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::'kay [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:07, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::: whatever... [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:30, 6 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Chris use his tugboat for something other than PSN shit and fast food? That is a good one. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I smell bullshit... I think it's coming from Omegaforce -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:25, 7 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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So, Chris hired Omega to be his personal ass-kisser and white knight? Talk about desperation...[[User:KickBackDude34|KickBackDude34]] ([[User talk:KickBackDude34|talk]]) 21:30, 11 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== You are Fan-Freaking-Tastic ==<br />
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I don't know how you do all the stuff you do! I just thought you should get some appreciation for all your hard work within these past few hours (as well as these past few days, weeks, months, etc). I don't know how that person managed to do all the stuff/blanking they did, but you seem to be on the ball and made it look easy to fix (though I'm sure it's extremely time consuming). I just wanted to say Thanks for being fan-freaking-tastic...so THANKS! <3 --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:12, 31 December 2010 (PST)<br />
: Haha, uhh, thanks. I mean, when people vandalize shit, there's a handy little revert link. So I can just go down the line reverting everything. Not too hard. But thanks anyway. Heh. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 13:05, 2 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Get out of bed! ==<br />
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''[walks into Canine's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle]'' f-f-f-f-f ''[in a normal voice]'' I'm Snuffleupagus! Get out of bed! ''[pokes Canine with snuffle, Canine jumps out of bed]'' --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 14:47, 9 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== I rock ice ==<br />
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[[File:Trollface More HD.png|400px]]<br />
Bling-bling bling-bling --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 16:21, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Shrunk it, it was too big. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Unblock==<br />
Thanks man. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:53, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Panic==<br />
Canine, could you blank my post on the Tomgirl Forum's talk page? It mentions Kim and I don't want Chris up and deciding that she's a slanderous troll (if he hasn't already, I wouldn't know). Thanks. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 02:05, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*You're the best. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:23, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Oh, another thing. There are quite a few new users. I suspect that they're all from the one IP address. You're probably aware of this. I have to trust that you guys know what you're doing but I fear a shitstorm's brewing. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 20:29, 21 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Stop this==<br />
That was a genuine drawing by christian weston chandler, there is no point in proving it fake [[User:Some|Some]]<br />
:What? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 14:46, 23 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::of course it was real, why did you delete it?-Some<br />
:::You're not convincing anyone, goddamn. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:01, 10 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Hey ==<br />
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You [[:File:Cwc3.png|missed]] a [[:File:Cwc4.png|spot]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 10:33, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
:Oh [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:09, 3 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Appealing a Ban on the Forum ==<br />
<br />
What is the proper procedure for appealing a ban on the CWCki forum?<br />
:Beats me. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 18:17, 5 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== PVCC ==<br />
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How do I join PVCC? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 23:15, 16 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Spammers/Bots ==<br />
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The following accounts should be blocked:<br />
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*WilliamStephens (spammed a link on the Chris and Hypocrisy talk page)<br />
*BernieceN (spammer on [http://musowiki.org/index.php/User:BernieceN another wiki])<br />
*HowardHut (spammer on [http://wiki.zelda-solarus.com/index.php?title=Utilisateur:HowardHut another wiki])<br />
*YvonneTHK (spammer on [http://www.ifnipedia.es/index.php?title=Usuario:YvonneThk another wiki])<br />
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That is all for now. [[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:15, 12 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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Thank you![[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:47, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
:Sure [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:45, 13 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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One more: TracieFlo (spammer on [http://www.bleachonline.de/wiki/index.php/Benutzer:TracieFlo other] [http://opensnom.org/index.php/User:TracieFlo wikis])[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 08:58, 20 February 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Wiki archive ==<br />
<br />
Hello, I noticed there has not been much activity recently on this site, and I was wondering if you could do a backup of the CWCki wiki and release it for download, (or host on Mega or TPB.) Since there is a lot of information on this site, I would hate to see it disappear one day. --[[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] 19:45, 18 February 2013 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Reenable editing ==<br />
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I see account creation has been disabled and you're merging all the spam accounts. Would you be able to reenable editing for non-Jerkops or is Cogsdev the only one who can do that? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] 00:55, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
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:Yeah, I can do that and I eventually plan to do that. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:48, 18 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
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==Savanah Chandler Messages==<br />
I wanted to add these http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/3/3a/Savannah_chandler.png/ to the [[facebook]] page and put up transcripts of them. As you can see from my edit history I am not a spambot, could you enable editing for me?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 10:28, 23 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:I was actually just about to reenable editing in general. And... I just did. So, go, go and edit to the extreme! [[User:Canine|Canine]] 11:10, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::Is editing supposed to be open to all registered users? Cause I still can't edit articles. I think that my previous edits show that I'm a legitimate contributor, can you please enable editing for me? Plus I suggest you shut down editing for non-registered users, some anonymous IP user did some vandalism that I had to revert. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 15:35, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::Shit, yeah, I fucked up. Ok, fixed. But yeah, you still can't edit? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:47, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::I can edit user and talk pages but the articles are still blocked to me. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 16:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::Huh, weird. According to both the settings and the [[Special:ListGroupRights|ListGroupRights page]], users should be able to edit. I'll look into it. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:17, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
::::::I think I've got it working. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:33, 24 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
:::::::It's all good now, thanks for the help. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 02:32, 25 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
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== Kacey date ==<br />
<br />
Was Kacey's description of her meetup with Chris where he was really handsy ever confirmed? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 14:58, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
:There's a description of the meetup floating around somewhere. Indeed, it's legit. I think Kacey might've been exaggerating and/or misinterpreting some of Chris' behavior though. Fatty's pretty gross and creepy, but specifically trying to grab her tits? I don't know about that one...<br />
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:Otherwise it's a good picture of Chris' behavior. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 16:43, 28 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== Kathleen ==<br />
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Why are you replacing her name with an image of it all of a sudden? It's not like she knows or cares about her portrayal in the comics. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:06, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:She does indeed know and care. That's why I'm making these changes. Also, do you mind if I change the section name to just Kathleen? [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:17, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
::Source? Also, I don't give a shit about the name of the section. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 23:25, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:::I was contacted by JKH on the subject. He asked politely. Kathleen's a pretty minor character, all things considered and Chris only mentioned her directly a few times. I'm going to censor anything outright, but replacing the occasional mention of her name (I think I counted two) with an image is a reasonable compromise. I renamed her article to Kathleen and changed the relevant links. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 23:47, 2 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
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Why not just replace her name with 'Kat' or something? - [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 1:37, 3 April 2016 (UTC)<br />
:My goals were to make it difficult to search for her full name and happen upon the cwcki page, but to also keep as much direct Chris content intact as possible. I just cut her name down to Kathleen whenever it's mentioned in cwcki commentary. Chris quoted her name directly twice. I don't really want to redact things Chris himself wrote, if possible, so I replaced those instances with images. I only counted two of those. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 00:48, 3 April 2016 (UTC)</div>
Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=August_2016_Facebook_posts&diff=200339
August 2016 Facebook posts
2016-08-26T19:39:10Z
<p>Canine: /* Goddess Emanuelle */ chris is not seeing a financial dominatrix, you dweebs</p>
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<div>{{Ongoing}}<br />
This page is an archive of Chris' Facebook posts during [[August 2016]]. Posts are sorted by date and linked to the source material from Facebook. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kenneth Englehardt]] and [[Jessica Quinn]], are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1113417012086110 Project Sonic - Debut Trailer]==<br />
{{quotebox|1 August at 11:04pm<br />
<nowiki>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cW5GhbJi6EY</nowiki><br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1116257718468706 House Cleaning]==<br />
{{quotebox|5 August at 7:09 pm<br />
<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki><br />
<br />
I want to announce that while I am very well aware of the incoming text messages over the past week, I have been busy sorting through and clearing out Lots of boxes from our move back into our renovated home about a year and a half ago. The room that Was my bedroom in the long ago was FULL of boxes, and now it only has two rows of columns of boxes remaining. I am going to tackle this tonight, and after completion of all this, I will address the text message requests and resume video request taking and recording by the end of this weekend. Thank you for your patience and loyalty. Donations are still requested for better help. Including my own need for a few more tubes of Oestrogel, if anyone would like to help me by sending me a tube from Offshore Pharmacy.<br />
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Have a good and safe day.<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:boxes1.jpg<br />
File:boxes2.jpg<br />
File:boxes3.jpg<br />
</gallery></center>}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1116403268454151 Harm and Abuse from Cwcki and KiwiFarms]==<br />
{{quotebox|6 August at 12:02 am<br />
That's good, but since I am the Top Victim of the criminals here, is PayPal going to compensate me for the harm and abuse the trolls of the Cwcki and KiwiFarms have done unto me while receiving the donations under their, PayPal's, watch that funded the injustices against me?<br />
<br />
<nowiki>http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=3934</nowiki><br />
}}<br />
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Comments:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 12:59 am (deleted)<br />
Hi Null. How's it hanging?}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 1:05 am (deleted)<br />
Hi Null.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Chris, 6 August at 1:30 am<br />
Null is a Dull Lull; LOL.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 1:45 am<br />
Null's misadventures in the Philippines: https://medium.com/@infinitechan/infinity-never-3d5f733af739#.bqraqee7v}}<br />
Chris liked the above post.<br />
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{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson, 6 August at 11:54 am<br />
Christine Weston Chandler Sorry to burst your bubble here, but the author of that piece is an unreliable narrator.<br />
<br />
A very trustable rumor out there is that he's been writing long spiels about how he's been masturbating to you. I've read writings that he's specifically talked about "Christine Chandler's luscious D's". Be careful! You've got a potential stalker on your hands!!<br />
<br />
He's a failed politician who aggressively stalked a young girl for years. His favorite technique is to threaten his enemies (frequently his friends too) with legal action. He's actually managed to get his accusations into official record in some level of the UK government. (Every one of his accusations involves pedophilia.)<br />
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You don't want to tangle with someone like this. His legal threats are completely toothless, of course. But he's got no life and endless time.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 12:49 pm<br />
His main target isn't Christine. It's Dynastia and Joshua C. Moon (who runs Kiwifarms).}}<br />
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Reply chain to above post:<br />
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{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson, 6 August at 12:37 pm<br />
It's not really my place (nor yours) to impose our opinion of who his main target should be, on him.<br />
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He's his own crazy person, with his own crazy autonomy.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson, 6 August at 12:38 pm<br />
People should respect crazy autonomy. If someone's going to permanently ruin their name, they should have some say in how they do it.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 1:42 pm<br />
I am not imposing on his autonomy in any way. I am simply stating the obvious.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson, 6 August at 1:46 pm<br />
It's not really that obvious. The fellow is full of inner turmoil and he's really struggling with how he wants to express his crazy. You should let him come to his own conclusions.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 3:04 pm<br />
He has already cone to his own conclusions. They are right in his blog.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson, 6 August at 3:06 pm<br />
Nah, he's struggling with his inner turmoil.}}<br />
End of chain.<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 11:19 pm (deleted)<br />
Null the lolcow news reporter: https://lolcow.news/2016/08/06/nakedape-chimps-out-over-powerword-release-a-defense-for-doxing/}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 11:31 pm (deleted)<br />
Null the fearless lolcow news reporter: https://lolcow.news/2016/08/06/nakedape-chimps-out-over-powerword-release-a-defense-for-doxing/}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 11:34 pm (deleted)<br />
Just what you've always wanted: An e-mail registered with animalfetishporn.us}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 11:35 pm (deleted)<br />
There's no end to this rabbit hole.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1118560461571765&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Dragon Statue]==<br />
{{quotebox|8 August at 4:13 pm<br />
There's a dragon looking like Discord hanging out by Willie's Auction House in Ruckersville.<br />
[[File:Discord statue.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
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Comment:<br />
{{quotebox|Chris, 8 August at 4:15 pm<br />
[[File:Discord.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1118901324871012 Insomnia]==<br />
{{quotebox|9 August at 5:19 am<br />
feeling stressed.<br />
<br />
Ugh. If I was not an insomniac with a fickle sleep schedule, I'd probably be a sleepwalker; that would be worse.}}<br />
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Comments:<br />
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{{quoteboxorange|Mary McLerran, 9 August at 9:05 pm<br />
My doc suggested vitamin D. Helps with lots of stuff. 1000 ml per day.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1119365231491288 Dolan Life Mysteries]==<br />
{{quotebox|9 August at 6:36 pm<br />
This episode is lots of fun.<br />
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBs5xzuGdFw&feature=share</nowiki>}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1119387661489045 Buy this $3,000 VHS tape]==<br />
{{quotebox|9 August at 7:27 pm<br />
The high bidder did not pay up, so I am relisting my documented Sweepstakes Winner Birthday Pikachu card for a Buy It Now price. Please, Buy It Now and help me and my family.<br />
<br />
I am also selling my Black Diamond Classics Edition VHS of Disney's Alladin for an average Buy It Now Price.<br />
<br />
Thank You.<br />
<br />
http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/282129640258?}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1119429458151532 I Love Lucy]==<br />
{{quotebox|9 August at 8:50 pm<br />
I can still cite the commercial.<br />
https://www.facebook.com/DoYouRemember/videos/1245817585480304/}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1120189088075569 Incestuous Thoughts]==<br />
{{quotebox|10 August at 6:34 pm<br />
I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.<br />
<br />
Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.<br />
<br />
Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.<br />
<br />
Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.<br />
<br />
Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.<br />
<br />
Do Not send the mother and son to jail!}}<br />
<br />
He linked to this article:<br />
http://www.warpedspeed.com/incest-in-new-mexico-and-the-myth-of-love-equality/?utm_content=inf_17_1166_2&tse_id=INF_315063905f1611e6b7dc69ca5c618d1d<br />
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Later, at 9:20 pm, Chris edited the post to include this at the beginning:<br />
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{{quotebox|**To Clarify, in my thoughts and feelings on the topic below, I am talking specifically about the mother and son in the shared article here, as well as for anyone else who has. I, personally have Never done anything like that with my mother, father, or Any other blood relative.**}}<br />
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Comments:<br />
{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson, 10 August at 7:22 pm<br />
Incest comes with serious mental and emotional scarring. It's not harmless.<br />
<br />
An adult virgin can always get laid at some point. They can get therapy. There's no way to take back having engaged in incest.<br />
<br />
Christine Weston Chandler I'm sure I don't need to say this, but: don't engage in incest. It's a mistake you'll never be able to take back.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Chris, 10 August at 7:59 pm<br />
I have not, and I would not.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliott Waterman, 10 August at 7:35 pm<br />
Lots of Egyptian gods consorted with their sisters.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxyellow|Jennifer Marie, 10 August at 9:28 pm<br />
Key word here being 'gods'}}<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn, 10 August at 8:41 pm<br />
😨 ...}}<br />
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{{quoteboxyellow|Jennifer Marie, 10 August at 9:24 pm<br />
What the...how the...why?!?! Chris, with everyone being a 'troll' why on earth would you offer up a piece of information like having a dream of having sex with your mother, knowing full well that they will take advantage of it?}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1120635138030964 Get off your ass, Cole!]==<br />
{{quotebox|11 August at 9:17 am<br />
Hey! Cole!!! Get off of your ass and apologize and make peace with us here, In Person, and Help Us Financially, Please.}}<br />
<br />
Chris had seen his own [[August 2015 Facebook Posts#Please Take Care Of Barb So I Can Go Out And Have Sex With Hot Lesbians|post from a year ago]], due to Facebook's On This Day Memory feature.<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1121280944633050 I don't like online socializing]==<br />
{{quotebox|12 August at 5:30 am<br />
And yet, I still have difficulty with online "Social Networking", and I don't like online socializing that much either.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1122059334555211&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Lucy (the cat)]==<br />
{{quotebox|13 August at 4:35am<br />
Here's Lucy on my chair's arm.<br />
<br />
[[File:Lucy August 2016.jpg|250px]]<br />
}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1122618647832613 Too lazy to work]==<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|13 August at 9:34 pm<br />
feeling tired.<br />
<br />
Take a good look at me in my latest video on my YouTube channel. I am feeling Very Tired after a Long day from a long sleep before waking and getting up at 2:30 am this morning. Anyway, since last December with and after the Lulu.com problems, I have been feeling This and That Tired for Months. And I also have some ADD. NSo, when you ask yourself Why your order on etsy is still delayed, this is pretty much the reason.<br />
<br />
Since last December with the Lulu.com problems (resolved), that has left me with a bad emotional and mental scar. Leaving me feeling disabled of crafting, I Realize I should have closed the shop during the time, but it had not crossed my mind, and my mother and I needed the money. And when I feel down, it does hit me tough. I Promise that I Will fulfill all of the orders remaining. Nobody has been forgotten.}}<br />
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Note: Chris lost the Etsy shop months ago, on [[Etsy#Shop Closure|8 June]]. A Kiwi Farms user named Crayolasword posted screenshots showing why Chris made the post.<br />
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File:Crayolasword-etsy 1.jpeg<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10153758380936863 Goddess Emanuelle]==<br />
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post, which criticized a religious group for making [[Sonichu 10|comics about a gay cure]].<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|13 August at 9:35 pm<br />
Oh, for Goddess', Emanuelle's, Sake!}}<br />
<br />
Someone replied:<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Who the fuck is Emanuelle}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/GreatMindsUnite/photos/a.397311100373476.1073741828.397292533708666/890027397768508/?type=3 Ranting against Facebook]==<br />
Chris commented on a Great minds think alike post, which asked people to type their locations into the comments to demonstrate to students how a message can be shared online. Chris missed the point completely.<br />
{{quotebox|15 August at 3:03 am<br />
That is a DUMB Idea; what you Should be teaching your class is that Online Socializing is not only Really Bad, but it discourages Face to Face and Good Old Fashioned In-Person Meet and Greets and Actual Friendships. Teach your Class, and Everyone Else to Put Facebook DOWN, and Look Up from your screens to Actual People Right In Front Of You and Talk With Them.<br />
<br />
I Do Not Like Online Socializing; it's Still making Everyone Autistic-Like since 200X.}}<br />
<br />
Chris then edited the message to add his location:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Ruckersville, Virginia.}}<br />
<br />
Someone replied:<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|[[Chris and hypocrisy|and yet you are on facebook !!!!!!]]}}<br />
<br />
Chris responded:<br />
{{quotebox|15 August at 3:23 am<br />
So are you, and your response, as such, is the mark of an Internet Troll.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10153768696436863 V-Card]==<br />
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post, which included this statement:<br />
<br />
"When a guy holds onto his V-Card he's labeled as incapable of picking up chicks. But if a girl is holding onto it then she's praised for it."<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|17 August at 8:41 pm<br />
"V-Card?" I was guessing that was slang for "virginity", but online slang term search cites it as a "Virtual Business Card". So, I'm confused on that entry.}}<br />
<br />
Someone replied:<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|<nowiki>In this context you were right on your first guess, v card = virginity</nowiki>}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1126194744141670&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Another photo of Lucy]==<br />
{{quotebox|18 August at 11:41 am<br />
Here's Lucy on my lap; she really likes being on my lap.<br />
<br />
[[File:Lucy August 2016 2.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10153770596216863 Really Ironic]==<br />
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post, which itself had the comment "ironic, don't you think?"<br />
{{quotebox|18 August at 1:49 pm<br />
Really Ironic.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1126385714122573 Whopperrito]==<br />
{{quotebox|18 August at 5:42 pm<br />
I just tried the #Whopperrito; for its price, I'd say it is of good value. It has no mayonnaise, has melted cheese on it, as well as what I recognize to be a mildly spicy chili sauce, like they give in those packets at Wendy's. I feel it would be better if they offered it with guacamole (preferred) or sour cream.}}<br />
<br />
Minutes later, at 5:51 pm, Chris edited the message to mention that it gave him diarrhea.<br />
{{quotebox|I rather change my feeling in the #Whopperrito; I feel the chili sauce, something in it, really did not agree with me; [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|had diarrhea]].}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1127643697330108 Lego Minifig contest]==<br />
Chris entered a contest for "a chance to win 1,000 LEGO® Minifigure Pieces!" The entry required him to share the post to Facebook.<br />
{{quotebox|20 August at 6:11 am}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/1586808244978095/videos/1682810932044492/ Team Rocket]==<br />
Chris commented on a Cool itsbirdy post, which featured a marketing video of Pokemon's Team Rocket on apparel with slogans such as "Never Give Up".<br />
{{quotebox|20 August at 6:21 am<br />
And yet their main goals are theft.}}<br />
<br />
Someone replied:<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|your missing the point there trying to make}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10153773436971863 Hear me roar!]==<br />
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.<br />
{{quotebox|21 August at 10:32 pm<br />
I am Lesbian TransWoman; Hear me Roar!}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10153780726321863 Transtrender]==<br />
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|23 August at 9:48 am<br />
I agree very much, I feel that statement Was out of line. People don't Just turn back after they identified themselves and invested the soul searching and time to their transitioning. And they generally do not do it for fame; being the opposite gender in soul versus their born body is not a damn Trend, but an actual deep and soulful being that has been throughout their whole lifetime.<br />
<br />
At least Bette apologized. I am a fan of big band, swing, jazz, boogie-woogie and all that good old music with soul and feeling.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1131052906989187 Shared link - Pressure in Life]==<br />
{{quotebox|24 August at 12:13 am}}<br />
Chris linked to a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCNUAdQIaYY Youtube video].<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1132752306819247 OmegaCon 2015 Photo]==<br />
{{quotebox|25 August at 11:02 pm<br />
Look at the photo, see who looked cool on the left side. Yo.<br />
<br />
[[File:Omegacon 2015 group photo.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
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2016-08-16T06:02:45Z
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https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template_talk:CWCki_News&diff=200111
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If we're going to point the link to cwcki.club, we should probably discuss it first. I'm going to take this template back to how it was. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 06:02, 16 August 2016 (UTC)</div>
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https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Paid_Video_Requests&diff=199801
Paid Video Requests
2016-08-09T06:15:50Z
<p>Canine: test</p>
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<div>{{Transcription}}<br />
<br />
On 18 July 2016, Chris announced that he would be offering video messages for sale, for $50 each, arranged through texting instead of his defunct Etsy shop. However, this ended up being incredibly short-lived, lasting only 5 days, as Chris cancelled the program after one of the videos got removed by YouTube for "nudity or sexual content".<br />
<br />
Two videos had (unintentionally) funny results. In '''Singing "Yellow Submarine"''', Chris drops the camera for a moment, revealing an upskirt shot and showing him wearing a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pantiliner]]<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-7-22-chris-paid-content-general.22728/page-25#post-1620669</ref>. After Chris uploaded '''Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies''', Youtube deleted it and issued a strike against his account. Chris [https://kiwifar.ms/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-07-23-12-51-22-png.118280/ reacted to the fallout from both the following day on Facebook].<br />
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==Josh Lover of men==<br />
'''Josh Lover of men''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 20 July 2016, as part of his video request program. In this video, Chris reads out a paragraph written by a [[homo]] named Josh about how much of a [[ween|crazy fucking idiot he is for paying $50 to Chris for this video]]. Chris was hopelessly [[Autism|unable to detect the sarcasm]] praising his exemplary life and achievements. In fact, Josh's admiration was so obviously masturbatory, it's reasonable to assume Chris would have understood it as mockery if not for his inexhaustible sense of [[Chris and his Ego|self-importance]]<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Josh Lover of men<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qTjvP_EXKlo}}<br />
| stardate = 20 [[July 2016]]<br />
| previous = [[Update_20160718]]<br />
| next = [[Announcement 07202016]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
And now by paid request...<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[''[[PlayStation 4|PS4]] intro'']<br />
<br />
Hello [[Speech impediment|'vbody]], this is [[Tomgirl|Christine]] Chandler, and, uh, the following is from... this guy Joshua's own words, this is a paid request. And the title is right here underneath, "Josh, Lover of Men". So, yeah. [''reading from iPhone''] "[[Homos|Homosexual]] known as Josh has [[Financhu Crisis|paid me $50]] [[United States]] currency to make this video. He is truly a [[Ween|crazy fucking idiot]] for doing so." His words, not mine. He wanted me to tell his [[Gal pal|friend]] Nicole that "she is an attractive slut and that he [[Speech Impediment|abbire]] her - he admires her greatly and appreciates her filthy whore face. Happy early birthday, you magnificent piece of human [[14 Branchland Court|garbage]]. You are such trash and we all love you a lot."<br />
<br />
On a more serious note, Josh also [[Speech impediment|wanned]] me to remind you that, hmmm, [''reading''] "[[White knight|I, Christine, am now and have always been a worthwhile human being that deserves a great amount of respect]], and... all [''unintelligible''] and... gratitude for... over the years of [[Chris and art|creativity and effort]] I have poured forth, for all the [[Chris and anger|genuine love and care]] I have trust onto you, not just for [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] and all related [[Chris and copyright|original intellectual properties]], but also for the care I have put into my [[Trolls|fanbase]] and all those loyal to my [[Love Quest|righteous cause]]. Please take a moment out of each day to think about the tremendous good I have done for you, and others, and what you could do to give back. Be the hero that you feel inside. Be the Sonichu dat's in your [[Heart Level|heart]]. And go fast. Go... to PayPal, and buy a personalized video just like Josh did. Much love," Josh assed... me to bid you a fond farewell, "and may [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|lightning hedgehogs]] guide you to a path o' happiness".<br />
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Well, Nicole, at least he appreciates you. And, yeah, [[Chris and his Ego|I agree with him on everything about me]], so... thank you, Joshua. [[List of Chris's lies|I don't like very much calling other people... such negative things]], 'cause they're still people, after all, but... let's just leave it at that.<br />
<br />
[''PS4 outro'']<br />
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==Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter==<br />
As the second of his paid request videos to raise money during the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris read a famous internet meme "copypasta" about an individual who "sexually identifies as an attack helicopter". The resulting video was '''Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter'''. At the end, Chris found it necessary to exaggeratedly shake his head so his [[Trolls|fanbase]] would know he is not associated with the literary masterpiece he just read.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fof0BM28TUY}}<br />
| stardate = 20 [[July 2016]]<br />
| previous = [[Announcement 07202016]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
And now by paid request...<br />
<br />
via YouTube capture<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
Hello everybody, here's another paid request, their words, not mine, it's a... little piece of literature this person liked. Alright, so... [''reading energetically''] "I [[Tomgirl|sexually identify]] as an at''tack'' helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the [[Speech impediment|offields]], dropping... [[Semen|hot, sticky loads]] on [[Chris and race|disgusting foreigners]]. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible, and I'm... [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]], but I don't ''care''. I'm beautiful." Mmph. [''suddenly monotone, confused''] "I'm having a... plastic surgeon install [[Speech impediment|rolly]] blades, thirty-millimeter... cannons, and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body, [''high pitched''] and from now on, I want you guys to call me ''ApaCHEEE'' and respect my rights to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me, you're a... heliphobe... and you need to check your vehicle [[Speech impediment|priviges]]. Thank you for being so understanding."<br />
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Wow, that's [[Chris and psychology|crazy]], that's jus'... I feel like... it's weird. [''Chris makes a strange sound, seemingly blowing a very short raspberry''] Whatever.<br />
<br />
[''He shakes his head rapidly while [[Chris and cinematography|wobbling the camera]]'']<br />
<br />
Alright, well there you go. Paid request. Have a good day.<br />
<br />
==Happy Birthday, Nathan.==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Happy Birthday, Nathan.<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CYjULlAjQ3E}}<br />
| stardate = 21 [[July 2016]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
And now, another paid request...<br />
<br />
via YouTube Capture<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
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==Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare==<br />
The copypasta Chris was paid to read this time, the "Navy Seal Copypasta" (or [[Wikipedia:Guerrilla warfare|"Gorilla Warfare"]]), is notably heavy on [[Chris and English#Chris and profanity|profanity]]. Presumably to the disappointment of the requester, Chris neglected to read all but one of the curses used. Most were simply deleted, resulting in awkward pauses and seemingly nonsensical sentences, though a few were replaced with milder words or strange sound effects.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=8_KAd19UGs0}}<br />
| stardate = 21 [[July 2016]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
And now, another paid request...<br />
<br />
via YouTube Capture<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
And now, another special recording request, paid, copypasta, their words not mine, called "Gorilla Warfare". What the- did you- just say about me, you little ''bloof''? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy SEALs! And I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills! I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top of- the top sniper in the entire [[United States of America|U.S.]] armed forces. You're nothing to me! You're just another target! I'll wipe the- out with precision... the likes of which you have- has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my... words. You think you'll get away with saying that... to me into- to me over the internet? Think again! As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of spies across the U.S., and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot, the storm that wipes out the... [[Duck|pathetic little thing]] you call your life. You're... dead, kid! [''[[It's UGH!|strange growling voice]]''] I can be anywhere, at any time. I can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just with my bare haaands! [''normal voice''] Not only am I extensive trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corp [''sic''], [''high pitched''] and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little! [''normal voice''] If only you could have known the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|unholy reb- retribution]] your little "clever" comment ''was'' about to bring upon you, maybe you w'ave held your- tongue. But you couldn't, c- you didn't... and now you're paying the price, you god-dang idiot! I will... fury out over you and you will drown in it! You're dead, kiddo.<br />
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Yep, [''rolls eyes''] there's another paid creepypasta [''sic''], which I just read. [''claps down phone, [[Creepy stare|stares into camera]]''] Eh, whatever. Have a good day.<br />
<br />
==Singing "Yellow Submarine"==<br />
Unlike the other paid requests, Chris seemed to be genuinely excited to record this cover of a Beatles song, as indicated in the description. He even added a bizarre improvised portion at the end of the video, presumably as [[random-access humor]].<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Singing "Yellow Submarine"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|o_-DFejUbDk}}<br />
| stardate = 22 [[July 2016]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
With pleasure, and by paid request,<br />
<br />
via YouTube Capture<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
Hello, Christine Chandler, coming to you live again, and now by special, paid, request.<br />
<br />
[''Chris freezes for several seconds as he holds the [[Chris and music#Recording tech|stereo system]] remote. He finally presses play, and The Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" begins playing. As he begins singing, the camera turns down to look at his K'Nex Yellow Submarine model'']<br />
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In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed the sea <br /><br />
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines <br /><br />
So we sailed into the sun 'till we found the sea of green <br /><br />
And we live beneath the waves [''chris fiddles with the model''] in our yellow submarine <br /><br />
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine <br /><br />
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine <br /><br />
And our friends are all aboard, many more of them live next door <br /><br />
Then the band begins to play [''imitating a horn''] ''ba-ba-ba-rump-ra-rump-ra-rump-ra-rump-a-rump-a-rump-ba-rump-a-rump'' <br /><br />
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine <br /><br />
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine <br /><br />
<br />
[''in a strange squeaky voice''] "Full speed ahead, Mr. Boatswain [''pronounced boats-wain''], full speed ahead! Ah, feel it is, sir! Cut the- cut the cable, drop the cable! C- aye, sir, aye, aye! Captain, [[Speech impediment|cowdun]]!"<br />
<br />
[''He continues to sing, awkwardly trying to do the accompanying vocals as well with a higher pitch'']<br />
<br />
As we live beneath these- a life of ease! <br /><br />
And every one of us- every one of us! Has all we need- has all we need! <br /><br />
Sky of blue- sky of blue! And sea of green- sea of green! <br /><br />
In our yellow- in our yellow! Submarine, ha ha! <br /><br />
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine <br /><br />
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine <br /><br />
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine <br /><br />
[''quietly''] All live in a yellow submarine...<br />
<br />
[''Chris cuts off music but keeps singing''] Yellow submarine, yellow submarine... [''Chris picks up a K'Nex hippopotamus figure and moves it toward the camera''] and we all live in a hipp- [''camera falls over on its side''] Mmph! [''Chris sets camera up again, now holding another toy figure resembling a pig''] [[Random-access humor|We all live in a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus]][''The camera falls over again, this time looking under the table and giving the viewer an unintentional shot of a seemingly oblivious Chris's crotch, revealing that he is wearing a pantiliner.''][''picking up camera again, still holding toy''] We all live in a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus, [''he sets it down on top of a human figure''] sitting on my head. Duh! Ba-bum! [''setting down "hippo" toy again''] Hippopotamus, sitting on my head! Duh! Get off my head, hippo!<br />
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[''Chris holds up a piece of the Yellow Submarine model''] And on a personal note, [[Lego]] would have done a be'er job with the construction of the Yellow Submarine than... K'Nex did. [''he demonstrates the model falling apart as he tries to pick it up''] Falls apart easy! Made in the USA, these [[HEXBox|Kinect]] [''sic''] parts. Anyway, there you go. "Yellow Submarine". Have a good day.<br />
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==Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cAR-6otspXk}}<br />
| stardate = 22 [[July 2016]]<br />
}}<br />
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This video was deleted by Youtube for violating its policy on "nudity or sexual content."<br />
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===Description===<br />
via YouTube Capture<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
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==For Elisabeth==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = For Elisabeth<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XxJPbuAkaY0}}<br />
| stardate = 22 [[July 2016]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
via YouTube Capture<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
==To Stephen.==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Stephen.<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RP9VKMOg-wg}}<br />
| stardate = 22 [[July 2016]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
via YouTube Capture<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
==Death of this program==<br />
[[Image:Cwc-crayolasword-stitched.png|thumb|250px|SMS correspondence between Chris and Crayolasword about this program]]<br />
After the "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies" video got taken down, earning Chris another community guidelines strike (the first one presumably from [[IMG 3207]]), Chris shut down the requests program, telling anyone who texted him now that his phone number is for donations only, as discovered by [[Kiwi Farms]] user Crayolasword.<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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Canine
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Donations_Requested,_Please&diff=199112
Donations Requested, Please
2016-07-13T01:53:20Z
<p>Canine: new page (maybe this fixes the issue?)</p>
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'''Donations Requested, Please.''' is a video [[Chris]] made on the 14th of June, 2016. In this video, Chris yet again asks for donations, but this time, [[Barb]] appears in the video, in apparent need of asthma medications. When Barb comes into view, it's easily determined that she is in poor state, and not talking at all. Chris claims he needs $100, even though he gets a [[tugboat]] every month. However, this may be one of Chris's "''serious''" requests because his mother wouldn't let him ask for fake donations to buy worthless junk, [[Barbara_Chandler#Pampering_of_Chris|''right'']]?<br />
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It's worth noting that in the background of the video you can see Chris' toys (and from other videos we know the house is packed with them). The fact that his first strategy for urgent monetary needs is to [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e-beg]] instead of trying to sell any of his valuable belongings (like his [[video game]] consoles) goes to show how little he really cares about the issue, or at least how ill-equipped he is as an adult to handle this and other situations in life. The fact that [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|in the subsequent video Barb is shown in a near-comatose state]] only aggravates the entire situation.<br />
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== Video ==<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox| Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.<br />
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If you don't know how, watch this video.<br />
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ<br />
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via YouTube Capture}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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Hello, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home! And I definitely have a more urgent and special request. <br />
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[Chris begins to pan the camera to [[Barb]]] My mother really needs her medication for her asthma. That's her right there, Barbara.<br />
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[sigh] Anyway, it's like 100$, so I really need the money because we don't have 100$. So yeah, just like I said earlier, you can all donations directly to my email address via PayPal. If you don't know how, there's a link to a video underneath this one, so please help us. Have a good day, thank you.</div>
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{{quote|I am close to my mother, but I would advise some space between you and your mother. And I recommend finding yourself a Girlfriend/Sweetheart to remain with in your later years of life. Mama's not gonna be around forever.|Chris gives advice to a ''Sonichu'' fan.<ref>[[Mailbag 13]]</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|She threatens to kill me in her episode [sic] of emotional rage.|Chris on Barb.<ref name="jackie26">[[Jackie E-mails 26]]</ref>}}<br />
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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Chandler Family<br />
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|300px]]<br />
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! colspan="2" |Barbara Chandler<br />
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| '''Birth name'''<br />
| Barbara Anne Weston<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nicknames'''<br />
| Snorlax, Barb<br />
|-<br />
| '''D.O.B.'''<br />
| [[Pre-1980#1940s|1 October 1941]] (age {{Age|1941|10|1}})<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Female<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[United States of America|American]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Race'''<br />
| White<br />
|-<br />
| '''Marriages'''<br />
| [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (1961-19??)<br><br />
[[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1980-2011)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Children'''<br />
| [[Cole Smithey]]<br />
[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
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| '''Occupation'''<br />
| Office worker (retired)<br />
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|}<br />
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'''Barbara Anne Weston Chandler'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (born 1 [[Wikipedia:1941#October|October 1941]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) is the widow of [[Bob Chandler]] and mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]</ref> She has not won the award since.<br />
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==Family and early life==<br />
Barbara is the fifth child (out of eight) of Joseph Otto "Joe" Weston (1896-1955) and Carrie Edna Wynn (1911-1967). They married in 1926, when Carrie was either 14 or 15 years old and Joseph [[Pedofork|was around 30]].<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html#P141</ref> Barb's maternal grandfather was an alcoholic moonshiner, who carried out affairs and failed to provide even the most basic support for her mother's family.<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141</ref> <br />
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Chris stated in a leaked video that he and his mother are not liked by the members of the Weston family who have outlived [[Aunt Corrina]].<ref>[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref> It is not clear whether Chris meant to say that after Corrina's death all the Westons started hating him and his mother, or alternatively that by the time of Corrina's death no Weston other than her had a cordial relationship with Chris and Barb. Regardless of how this statement should be interpreted, it appears that Barbara's relationship with rest of her extended family is strained.<br />
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According to [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] Chris wrote on 30 [[January 2012]], Barbara lost her virginity at some point during her high school years. <br />
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Barb grew up in Red Oak, Virginia, and graduated from Randolph-Henry High School in Charlotte Court House, Virginia in 1960. While there, she was treasurer of her school's chapter of the Future Homemakers of America, a member of the Randolph-Henry bus patrol, a typist for her school yearbook The Log, and a member of the Spanish Club. She was also a member of many other school organizations, suggesting that she was very involved in extracurricular activities while in high school. She was also known for her perfect attendance record from her sophomore through her senior years of high school. <br />
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According to her senior yearbook, her nickname in high school was Bobcat, possibly due to her figure.<br />
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===Cole and his various fathers===<br />
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]<br />
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Barbara grew up and raised Chris's older half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref><br />
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Barbara gave birth to Cole in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she's [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury Povich]] trash. <br />
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Based on the experiences with his various stepfathers, Cole thinks that Barbara has a "proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates."<ref name="coleemail2">[[:File:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]</ref> The use of "scurrilous" in this statement makes no sense, suggesting Cole tries to use big words to impress people - [[Laughs Under Lucricities|a family trait]], perhaps.<br />
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====Jack Dale Smithey====<br />
Barb insists that Cole's father is Jack Dale Smithey, to whom she claimed she was married, but records show she actually wasn't.<ref name="coleemail2" /><br />
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In 1995, an Internet post by a man claiming he was looking for his friend's absentee father, questioned the whereabouts of Jack Dale Smithey. According to the post, Smithey lived in Richmond in 1963 (the time Cole was born), and was a Merchant Marine. He later worked as a trucker for Pilot Trucking in North Carolina, but had not been heard of since 1964.<ref>http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/SURNAMES/1995-04/0798938259</ref><br />
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Cole eventually hired a private detective who tracked down Jack Smithey in Sarasota, Florida.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><br />
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====Ran Coleman Yeatts====<br />
[[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|Cole's [[TRUE and HONEST]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook.]]<br />
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Records, which Cole later found after making a trip back to Richmond, show Barb married one Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts in 1961. Yeatts was from South Hill, Virginia, and was enrolled at Wake Forest College as late as 1960. He was scheduled to graduate in 1961, the year he and Barb married.<ref>http://www.archive.org/stream/howler1960wake/howler1960wake_djvu.txt</ref><br />
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To further fuel Cole's rage, Yeatts would visit him and was introduced as a "friend" of the family when he was a child. <ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /> After Cole hired a private detective, Barbara hung up the phone on him when he called to ask about his father.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /><br />
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Yeatts died on 6 June 2007 in South Hill. His obituary made no mention of Cole and, curiously, none of Barbara either.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071320/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Ran-Yeatts&pid=88787372</ref><br />
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====Jerry Harmon====<br />
Jerry Harmon is Barbara's former lover and alleged sinister step-father of [[Cole Smithey]], Chris's older half-brother. Barbara claims to have married Jerry after her relationships with Jack Dale Smithey and Ran Coleman Yeatts. However, in the course of Cole's investigation into his family history, he was unable to find a marriage certificate.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /><br />
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{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" />}}<br />
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In his article [[Saturday Night Special]], Cole would further elaborate about his first step-father. According to Cole, Jerry was a professional magician who lived with Barbara in a second-floor apartment adjacent to the campus of Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond. Jerry allegedly kept a gun in his nightstand drawer, which his stepson would play with, and was out cheating on his wife when an intruder came to the apartment, leaving Barb to have to fire the gun to scare them off. The shot ricocheted and nearly killed Cole as a result, hitting the wall a hair's breadth behind his head.<br />
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===Marriage with Bob===<br />
[[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|She never was much of a looker.]]<br />
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Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /><br />
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According to Chris, Barbara had not had sex with Bob for at least two decades before his death. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> <br />
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On September 1992, Chris and Bob moved from Ruckserville to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> Barbara did not accompany them, but rather stayed in in their old home. Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement, and that she still visited Bob and Chris on every weekend during the time she lived separately from them. After going into retirement when Chris was in the eighth grade (in early 1996), Barbara came to live with her husband and son in Chesterfield.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref><br />
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With both Barbara and Bob retired, they resided with Chris in their Ruckersville home. It is difficult to ascertain what their relationship was like, but sources such as the tour of the house would suggest that Chris's parents neglected the family home and spent most of their time apart in separate areas of the house.<br />
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Barbara became a widow on 6 September 2011 when Bob died.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref><br />
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File:Parenting Interview 001.jpg|Barb and Bob's answers on a parenting quiz<br />
File:Parenting Interview 002.jpg|Barb and Bob's answers on a parenting quiz<br />
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===Pampering of Chris===<br />
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{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his [[Wikipedia:Oedipus complex|Oedipus complex]].<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Barbara evolved into Snorlax as she raised Chris.]]<br />
[[Image:ImWorkingOnIt.png|thumb|left|Chris and Barbara in an intimate moment.]]<br />
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According to Cole, Bob and Barbara left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]] while going out drinking, effectively ignoring the onset of the earliest symptoms of autism.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> After Chris's initial diagnosis, and after their negligence was inevitably thrown back in their face, Barbara resorted to any means necessary to coax Chris into talking, most notoriously by bribing him with toys.<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref><br />
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While both Chris's parents are largely responsible for Chris's current state, Barb has more often than not been the most active in protecting Chris from recognizing any failure or shortcoming on his part, doing everything from being his sole commission with [[Cutco]] to going as his date to his [[Manchester High School#The Seinor Prom|seinor [sic] prom]].<ref>[[Cutco]]</ref><br />
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This pattern of accountability continues even into Chris's adult years. On at least two occasions, most notably after he was banned for good, Barbara visited [[the GAMe PLACe]] attempting to protect and defend her little snowflake and argue his case with [[Michael Snyder]], but to no avail.<br />
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As first evidenced by the "GAMe PLACe/4Chan picture" incident, she is extremely paranoid regarding Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll [[Jerkhief|get]] [[Bagget|arrested]] and [[28 October 2011|go to prison]]. Given some of the violent states of some of his videos and Chris's [[Arrest|track record]], she's probably not too far from the truth. She may also suspect that Chris is a [[pedofork|pedophile]], as she [[Mumble 10| thought it was possible that he may have fallen for a ''To Catch A Predator''-esque sting operation]] during the [[Julie]] fiasco. She even seems to suspect that [[Megan Schroeder]], one of the few women Chris has known who ''wasn't'' out to troll him, is partially responsible for the persecution he has endured over the years. She does her part to keep his activities under control by acting as Chris's personal concierge, as seen when she interrogated [[Ivy]] for about half an hour before letting her speak to Chris.<ref name="IvyQ&A">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref><br />
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Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]</ref> She also told Chris that the reason he often "blanks out" or gets confused isn't that he's a lazy dumbass, but that he's a "[[Chris and art|creative genius]] and is simply overwhelmed by having so many creative ideas".<ref>[[Kacey Call 12]]</ref><br />
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However, it seems that even Barb has her limits. Like Bob, she was [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|ashamed of Chris's effeminate escapades]], claiming that she didn't raise a daughter, and that "tomgirl" is not a thing. [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|She tried and failed]] to get Chris to stop wearing a bra and panties, even offering to pay him to stop.<br />
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It appears that Chris's diet doesn't worry Barb too much. In the night after the Chandler family moved back to Ruckersville, Bob and Chris refused a spaghetti dinner offered by Barb. As a response, Barb decided to forego cooking for her family and hasn't made a meal for Chris since then. <ref>See emails sent by [[Jackie E-mails 24|Chris to Jackie on 24 and 26 April 2011]].</ref><br />
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To cap off their relationship, Chris allegedly revealed in private conversations that Barbara has occasionally spooned with him.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M ''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!'' (YouTube)]</ref><br />
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==Health problems==<br />
===Physical===<br />
[[Image:Cheers01.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]<br />
[[File:Barb.PNG|thumb|left|''Arrangement in Pink and Purple: The Autist's Mother'']]<br />
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Like Chris, Barbara has been [[obesity|obese]]. As little as ten years ago Barbara was reasonably slim, but, along with Chris, ballooned out in more recent years, to the point of resembling an American [[Wikipedia:Rose West|Rose West]]. Her massive size earned her the affectionate nickname '''Snorlax''' from the [[trolls]]. Barb's size may have led to her [[stress|sleeping a lot]]<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> and usually skipping [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].<ref>[[Church audio]]</ref> <br />
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In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.<ref name="9 October 2009">[[9 October 2009]]</ref> Barbara was diagnosed with [[Wikipedia:Colitis|colitis]], a gastrointestinal disease characterized by the inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler family's diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.<br />
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Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans]] of Sonichu have created the website "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.<ref>[http://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" Awareness Website]</ref> Chris himself denied his mom has AIDS.<ref name="9 October 2009"/><br />
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According to eyewitness reports, Barbara lost weight in 2012.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went]]</ref> Her weight loss is visible in photos Chris took of her at a 2012 Mythbusters tour stop in Washington, DC.<ref>[[:File:BarbMarch2012.png]]</ref><br />
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In a [[Twitter|tweet]] to Cole from June 29, 2013, Chris tells him that "[he] ought to be over here putting bandages on [their] Mom's holey buttocks." It was not clear exactly what sort of problem this referred to, though it didn't sound pleasant. On October 14, 2013, Chris elaborated in a Facebook post, stating, "my mother stresses me with her continuous rants about her damn miniature scabie flies, her suffering, the low finances and shit!!!" Consensus was that the so called "holey buttocks" were in fact lesions. It is now believed that Barb currently has a colony of parasitic mites (rather than flies) that have burrowed into her bountiful booty. Naturally, while Barb is being eaten alive, Chris whines about having to take care of her.<br />
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On 23 August 2013 Chris revealed that Barbara had been afflicted with breast cancer but managed to survive.<ref>[[Facebook#Breast Cancer Awareness]]</ref> He did not give details about when was she diagnosed with the ailment, at what stage it was and what kind of treatment was Barb given. <br />
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More recently, Chris has been talking less and less about his surviving parent, so information about how she's doing is scarce. However, what little information we do have suggests that she isn't doing so well. In August 2014, Chris begged for money on [[Facebook]], [[Lego|supposedly]] to pay dental fees, as he claimed his mother had cavities in her teeth which needed treatment. On the occasion that she attended Chris's [[26 December 2014|court hearings]] throughout [[2015]], Christorians in attendance invariably noted that although she has lost weight, she appears to have low muscle mass (probably due to her sedentary lifestyle). In particular, at [[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing|his last hearing]], it was noted that Barb appeared to be growing increasingly frail and possibly senile, as she did not appear to be very responsive, and appeared much more submissive to Chris than she has otherwise been known to be. Chris also reportedly got short with her due to her poor hearing.<br />
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In November 2015, [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]] was uploaded to YouTube. The video is a plea for [[Cole Smithey]], [[David Alan Chandler]], and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] to visit Barb before "Her time runs out", even though the latter two aren't Barb's children.<br />
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In June 2016, Barb appeared in [[Donations Requested, Please.|two]] [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|videos]] as Chris asks for donations to buy asthma medication for her; here, Barb appears with wrinkled skin and scant hair, and apparently cannot speak, further indicating her alarming physical decline.<br />
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===Mental===<br />
During the [[Ivy]] Saga, Barb threatened to her family that she might commit suicide, as a response to the stress she was going through.<ref name="IvyQ&A"/> To this day, it is still debated whether she was actually suicidal, or idly threatening suicide for her own gain.<br />
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Barb is understood by most to be a highly unstable woman, and worryingly, many of her behaviors can also be observed in Chris. Many believe her to be a narcissist, on account of her seemingly baseless belief that she is [[Daniel Weston|descended from]] [[Anne Boleyn|Tudor high nobility]], and the pathological manner in which she lies and assigns blame to others, even in instances when any sane person could see that only they were in the wrong. All of these traits are shared by Chris, with Barb's apparent encouragement. Additionally, many aspects of her relationship with Chris are consistent with [http://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/mothers-with-narcissistic-personality-disorder/ narcissistic motherhood], which is a fascinating but complex topic too lengthy to be discussed in detail here. Although Chris seems to be her [http://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/golden-child-and-scapegoat/ "golden child"], she does not shy from mistreating him if he displeases her. This can be seen in an email to [[Jackie]] from May 2011; Chris claimed that his mother flew into a rage over his [[Tomgirl]] inclinations, forcing him to submit to a haircut and [[Death threats|threatening to kill him]].<ref name="jackie26" /><br />
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Aside from her narcissism, Barb is also noted by Christorians for her hoarding. Chris labels Barb a "pack rat"<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>, and on more than one occasion has indicated his displeasure at her hoarding and the state it has left [[14 Branchland Court|their house]] in, although neither he nor Bob are known to have ever seriously challenged it. Barb compulsively hoards her purchases, particularly from Goodwill, which, by [[2009]], had rendered the living room uninhabitable.<ref>[[Tour of Chris's House]]</ref> When Bob was admitted to the hospital for the final time, he was quarantined for bug bites, ostensibly due to the conditions in the Chandler household. <ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> The situation did not improve after Bob's passing, either. A [[Tour of Chris's House II|second house tour video]] made by Chris in [[2013]] revealed that Barb's hoarding had gotten severe enough to render entire rooms literally inaccessible, with some rooms literally full of stuff to within inches of the ceiling, and others reduced to crevices carved into walls of junk.<br />
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Barb's hoarding was predicted by many to lead to disaster, and finally did on [[January 2014|January 10 2014]], when in the wee hours of the morning, Chris [[Destruction Of Chris's House|started a house fire]] while trying to brew coffee in the bathroom, because the kitchen had been among the rooms blocked off by Barb's junk. Naturally, Barb's hoard provided ample kindling for the fire, and the house was severely damaged before the fire could be contained. In fact, given the state of the house in the second tour video, it's surprising that Chris and Barb were able to escape. Equally unsurprising, however, is the fact that one of the Chandlers' remaining cats died in the blaze, and one of the fire-fighters sent to the scene also suffered unspecified injuries.<br />
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While the Chandlers [[Rental House|relocated]], pending repairs to their home, Barb's stuff went into storage. When repairs were completed a year later, Barb had all of it moved back to 14 Branchland Court, and is not known to have disposed of any of it, even though, by all accounts, most of what she and Chris were able to salvage is either fire, smoke or water damaged, rendering it completely useless.<br />
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==Legal problems==<br />
On [[28 October 2011]], Chris and Barb were caught in an incident with [[The GAMe PLACe]], and were actually arrested with several serious charges, with Barb's including felony assault and failure to stop. The two were later released on bail. After a succession of court hearings, Barb, along with her son, was arraigned on her felony charges on 10 July 2012. She was sentenced to community service and was put under a two-year probation, as well as being ordered to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills. When informed of the latter fact during the trial, Chris explained that his mother, a retired, obese, seventy-year-old woman, would take care of the charges for him. No one was particularly surprised at this revelation.<br />
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Five years later, Barb was sued by a Discover bank in Norfolk for not paying debts. This came to light on [[March 2016|March 14]] [[2016]] when sharp eyed [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwis]] noticed that she had a hearing on March 16. As she must have been outright ignoring her debt for some time for the bank to take her to court over it, it was widely assumed that she would ignore the summons too. Instead, once the court records were updated, many were surprised to see that not only had Barb attended, but she had represented herself, too. Equally unsurprisingly, this bold move failed to pay off, and Barb was still sentenced to pay almost $5000.<br />
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==Appearances==<br />
[[File:Bc.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris gets to live out his fantasy of being (and having) an adequate son.]]<br />
[[File:Barb drawing Nov. '15.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Barb in a drawing released in [[November 2015]].]]<br />
===In ''Sonichu''===<br />
In [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], Barbara makes a brief appearance in "Classic Sonichu Strips".<br />
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In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the male [[Dating education#In Sonichu|Dating Education]] students are given Barbara dolls to talk to.<br />
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According to the [[CWCipedia]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] go to Anneweston Elementary School.<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu]</ref> It is unknown whether or not Sonichu and Rosechu's children still go that school after their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children#Sonichu and Rosechu's children|evolution]].<br />
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===Audio===<br />
* Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]].<br />
* 4 [[February 2009]], [[Mumble 2]]: Barbara denies singing while vacuuming Chris's [[room]].<br />
* 17 [[February 2009]], [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]: Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't "able to talk to anybody right now."<br />
* [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].<br />
* [[Kacey Call 15]]: Chris keeps [[Kacey]] on the phone for nearly fourteen minutes while Barb talks about the value of [[Chris and his Ego|humility]], her poor health, and her relationship with Bob, among other things.<br />
* [[November 2009]], [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]: Barbara tells Chris to "just hang up on the bitch!"<br />
* 10 [[August 2010]], [[Matthew Noble call]]: Barbara claims that Megan "lied" to Chris and abruptly hangs up mid-sentence. Throughout the call, she can be heard denying that she and Bob are the slightest bit in the wrong. At one point she complains about the time Michael Snyder kicked her and Chris out of the GAMe PLACe following Chris's final ban from the store.<br />
* [[Prank calls]]: Barbara yells in the background and foreground of several prank calls.<br />
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===Videos===<br />
Barbara has appeared in five videos to date as of [[February 2015]]: off-camera in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], and on-camera (for the first time) in [[You're Always Pretty]]. [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Two decade-old videos]] were leaked in December 2014 showing the Chandlers celebrating Christmas. Another video of her was recorded by a [[troll]] as she and Chris left court after his hearing in February 2015. [[Donations Requested, Please.|Two more]] [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|videos]] were released June 2016 showing Chris begging for donations to buy asthma pills for Barbara. Barbara is shown practically dead in both of these videos so [[Chris and Death|god only knows what will happen in the near future.]]<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:Babs1956.PNG|Barb's 8th grade (or "Pre-Freshman") photo.<br />
Image:Babs1957.PNG|Barb's freshman photo from high school.<br />
Image:Babs1960.PNG|Barb's senior photo from high school.<br />
Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.<br />
Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg|"Talk, you little idiot!"<br />
Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg<br />
Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg|This is when [[The Simpsons]] went downhill.<br />
Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg<br />
Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref><br />
Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg<br />
Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.<br />
Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg<br />
Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.<br />
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corrina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.<br />
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.<br />
Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.<br />
Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg<br />
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.<br />
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb, talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pals]], at the prom.<br />
Image:Babura.PNG|Barb [[You're Always Pretty|is always pretty]].<br />
BarbMarch2012.png|Barb in 2012, having devolved from a Snorlax into a Munchlax.<br />
File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png|With [[Snoopy]] in [[2013]].<br />
File:LegoSnorlax.jpg|As [[Chris]] sees her in [[Lego]] form<br />
File:BarbAmiibo.jpg|Barb [[Amiibo]], complete with cleavage. Buy yours today on [[Etsy]].<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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==External links==<br />
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This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.<br />
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==Timeline==<br />
===Pre-1900===<br />
*'''c. 1499/1500 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref><br />
*'''c. 1501/07 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<br />
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref><br />
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.<br />
*'''1723''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].<br />
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].<br />
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration Of Independence]].<br />
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].<br />
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.<br />
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===1900s===<br />
*'''1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.<br />
*'''1906''' - Birth of Jean Holloman, Bob's mother.<br />
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===1910s===<br />
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.<br />
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].<br />
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===1920s===<br />
*'''1926''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.<br />
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].<br />
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===1930s===<br />
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.<br />
*'''26 January 1936''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].<br />
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===1940s===<br />
*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].<br />
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.<br />
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, AL.<br />
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Holloman, Bob's mother.<br />
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.<br />
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].<br />
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].<ref><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeWYHFIKXJY</s> (Dead link)</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref><br />
*'''1947 January 9''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.<br />
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.<br />
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State Teachers College in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.<br />
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.<br />
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===1950s===<br />
*'''Around this time''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]].<ref name="FacebookVirginity">According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.</ref><br />
*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.<br />
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a degree in Electrical Engineering.<br />
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity.<ref name="FacebookVirginity" /> <br />
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.<br />
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]</s> (Dead Link - 27 August 2015)</ref><br />
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref><br />
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].<br />
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===1960s===<br />
*'''1960''' - Barb graduates from Randolph-Henry High School.<br />
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University.<br />
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts.<br />
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].<br />
*'''28 November 1962''' - Birth of [[David Chandler]].<ref>[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref><br />
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].<br />
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.<br />
*'''29 May 1964''' - Harriett Weston marries Thomas Eugene Ashby.<br />
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.<br />
*'''1 December 1966''' - Bob files a patent for a vehicle logging system.<br />
*'''23 August 1967''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.<br />
*'''7 July 1969''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].<br />
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.<br />
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===1970s===<br />
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] chartered.<br />
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a "Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus."<br />
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a "Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus" is published.<br />
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].<br />
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob works as a sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, Richmond, Virginia.<br />
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.<br />
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.<br />
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet during a karaoke night at a local bar. Barbara watches Bob sing and is smitten by him.<ref>[[Mumble 5]]</ref><br />
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].<br />
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==References==<br />
<references /><br />
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{{Timeline}}<br />
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[[Category:Chronology]]</div>
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'''July''' will be the seventh month of [[2016]].<br />
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==Events==<br />
* 1 July: Chris paid his [[26 December 2014|court costs]] of $541, presumably with his [[tugboat]] which arrives at the start of each month.<br />
*8 July: [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]]<br />
*9 July: [[Announcement 20160709]]: Chris complaining about taking care of Barb and his pets<br />
*10 July: [[HELP, PLEASE!!!]]: Chris appears sick and begs for even more money<br />
{{Timeline}}</div>
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'''July''' will be the seventh month of [[2016]].<br />
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<br />
==Events==<br />
* 1 July: Chris paid his [[26 December 2014|court costs]] of $541, presumably with his [[tugboat]] which arrives at the start of each month.<br />
*8 July: [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]]<br />
*9 July: [[Announcement 20160709]]: Chris complaining about taking care of Barb and his pets<br />
*10 July: [[HELP, PLEASE!!!]]: Chris appears sick and begs for even more money<br />
{{Timeline}}</div>
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{{quote|I am close to my mother, but I would advise some space between you and your mother. And I recommend finding yourself a Girlfriend/Sweetheart to remain with in your later years of life. Mama's not gonna be around forever.|Chris gives advice to a ''Sonichu'' fan.<ref>[[Mailbag 13]]</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|She threatens to kill me in her episode [sic] of emotional rage.|Chris on Barb.<ref name="jackie26">[[Jackie E-mails 26]]</ref>}}<br />
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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Chandler Family<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" | [[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|300px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" |Barbara Chandler<br />
|-<br />
| '''Birth name'''<br />
| Barbara Anne Weston<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nicknames'''<br />
| Snorlax, Barb<br />
|-<br />
| '''D.O.B.'''<br />
| [[Pre-1980#1940s|2 October 1941]] (age {{Age|1941|10|1}})<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Female<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[United States of America|American]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Race'''<br />
| White<br />
|-<br />
| '''Marriages'''<br />
| [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (1961-19??)<br><br />
[[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1980-2011)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Children'''<br />
| [[Cole Smithey]]<br />
[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Occupation'''<br />
| Office worker (retired)<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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'''Barbara Anne Weston Chandler'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (born 2 [[Wikipedia:1941#October|October 1941]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) is the widow of [[Bob Chandler]] and mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]</ref> She has not won the award since.<br />
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==Family and early life==<br />
Barbara is the fifth child (out of eight) of Joseph Otto "Joe" Weston (1896-1955) and Carrie Edna Wynn (1911-1967). They married in 1926, when Carrie was either 14 or 15 years old and Joseph [[Pedofork|was around 30]].<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html#P141</ref> Barb's maternal grandfather was an alcoholic moonshiner, who carried out affairs and failed to provide even the most basic support for her mother's family.<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141</ref> <br />
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Chris stated in a leaked video that he and his mother are not liked by the members of the Weston family who have outlived [[Aunt Corrina]].<ref>[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref> It is not clear whether Chris meant to say that after Corrina's death all the Westons started hating him and his mother, or alternatively that by the time of Corrina's death no Weston other than her had a cordial relationship with Chris and Barb. Regardless of how this statement should be interpreted, it appears that Barbara's relationship with rest of her extended family is strained.<br />
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According to [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] Chris wrote on 30 [[January 2012]], Barbara lost her virginity at some point during her high school years. <br />
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Barb grew up in Red Oak, Virginia, and graduated from Randolph-Henry High School in Charlotte Court House, Virginia in 1960. While there, she was treasurer of her school's chapter of the Future Homemakers of America, a member of the Randolph-Henry bus patrol, a typist for her school yearbook The Log, and a member of the Spanish Club. She was also a member of many other school organizations, suggesting that she was very involved in extracurricular activities while in high school. She was also known for her perfect attendance record from her sophomore through her senior years of high school. <br />
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According to her senior yearbook, her nickname in high school was Bobcat, possibly due to her figure.<br />
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===Cole and his various fathers===<br />
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]<br />
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Barbara grew up and raised Chris's older half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref><br />
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Barbara gave birth to Cole in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she's [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury Povich]] trash. <br />
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Based on the experiences with his various stepfathers, Cole thinks that Barbara has a "proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates."<ref name="coleemail2">[[:File:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]</ref> The use of "scurrilous" in this statement makes no sense, suggesting Cole tries to use big words to impress people - [[Laughs Under Lucricities|a family trait]], perhaps.<br />
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====Jack Dale Smithey====<br />
Barb insists that Cole's father is Jack Dale Smithey, to whom she claimed she was married, but records show she actually wasn't.<ref name="coleemail2" /><br />
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In 1995, an Internet post by a man claiming he was looking for his friend's absentee father, questioned the whereabouts of Jack Dale Smithey. According to the post, Smithey lived in Richmond in 1963 (the time Cole was born), and was a Merchant Marine. He later worked as a trucker for Pilot Trucking in North Carolina, but had not been heard of since 1964.<ref>http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/SURNAMES/1995-04/0798938259</ref><br />
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Cole eventually hired a private detective who tracked down Jack Smithey in Sarasota, Florida.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><br />
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====Ran Coleman Yeatts====<br />
[[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|Cole's [[TRUE and HONEST]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook.]]<br />
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Records, which Cole later found after making a trip back to Richmond, show Barb married one Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts in 1961. Yeatts was from South Hill, Virginia, and was enrolled at Wake Forest College as late as 1960. He was scheduled to graduate in 1961, the year he and Barb married.<ref>http://www.archive.org/stream/howler1960wake/howler1960wake_djvu.txt</ref><br />
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To further fuel Cole's rage, Yeatts would visit him and was introduced as a "friend" of the family when he was a child. <ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /> After Cole hired a private detective, Barbara hung up the phone on him when he called to ask about his father.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /><br />
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Yeatts died on 6 June 2007 in South Hill. His obituary made no mention of Cole and, curiously, none of Barbara either.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071320/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Ran-Yeatts&pid=88787372</ref><br />
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====Jerry Harmon====<br />
Jerry Harmon is Barbara's former lover and alleged sinister step-father of [[Cole Smithey]], Chris's older half-brother. Barbara claims to have married Jerry after her relationships with Jack Dale Smithey and Ran Coleman Yeatts. However, in the course of Cole's investigation into his family history, he was unable to find a marriage certificate.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /><br />
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{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" />}}<br />
{{-}}<br />
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In his article [[Saturday Night Special]], Cole would further elaborate about his first step-father. According to Cole, Jerry was a professional magician who lived with Barbara in a second-floor apartment adjacent to the campus of Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond. Jerry allegedly kept a gun in his nightstand drawer, which his stepson would play with, and was out cheating on his wife when an intruder came to the apartment, leaving Barb to have to fire the gun to scare them off. The shot ricocheted and nearly killed Cole as a result, hitting the wall a hair's breadth behind his head.<br />
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===Marriage with Bob===<br />
[[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|She never was much of a looker.]]<br />
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Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /><br />
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According to Chris, Barbara had not had sex with Bob for at least two decades before his death. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> <br />
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On September 1992, Chris and Bob moved from Ruckserville to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> Barbara did not accompany them, but rather stayed in in their old home. Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement, and that she still visited Bob and Chris on every weekend during the time she lived separately from them. After going into retirement when Chris was in the eighth grade (in early 1996), Barbara came to live with her husband and son in Chesterfield.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref><br />
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With both Barbara and Bob retired, they resided with Chris in their Ruckersville home. It is difficult to ascertain what their relationship was like, but sources such as the tour of the house would suggest that Chris's parents neglected the family home and spent most of their time apart in separate areas of the house.<br />
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Barbara became a widow on 6 September 2011 when Bob died.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref><br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Parenting Interview 001.jpg|Barb and Bob's answers on a parenting quiz<br />
File:Parenting Interview 002.jpg|Barb and Bob's answers on a parenting quiz<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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===Pampering of Chris===<br />
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{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his [[Wikipedia:Oedipus complex|Oedipus complex]].<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Barbara evolved into Snorlax as she raised Chris.]]<br />
[[Image:ImWorkingOnIt.png|thumb|left|Chris and Barbara in an intimate moment.]]<br />
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According to Cole, Bob and Barbara left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]] while going out drinking, effectively ignoring the onset of the earliest symptoms of autism.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> After Chris's initial diagnosis, and after their negligence was inevitably thrown back in their face, Barbara resorted to any means necessary to coax Chris into talking, most notoriously by bribing him with toys.<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref><br />
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While both Chris's parents are largely responsible for Chris's current state, Barb has more often than not been the most active in protecting Chris from recognizing any failure or shortcoming on his part, doing everything from being his sole commission with [[Cutco]] to going as his date to his [[Manchester High School#The Seinor Prom|seinor [sic] prom]].<ref>[[Cutco]]</ref><br />
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This pattern of accountability continues even into Chris's adult years. On at least two occasions, most notably after he was banned for good, Barbara visited [[the GAMe PLACe]] attempting to protect and defend her little snowflake and argue his case with [[Michael Snyder]], but to no avail.<br />
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As first evidenced by the "GAMe PLACe/4Chan picture" incident, she is extremely paranoid regarding Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll [[Jerkhief|get]] [[Bagget|arrested]] and [[28 October 2011|go to prison]]. Given some of the violent states of some of his videos and Chris's [[Arrest|track record]], she's probably not too far from the truth. She may also suspect that Chris is a [[pedofork|pedophile]], as she [[Mumble 10| thought it was possible that he may have fallen for a ''To Catch A Predator''-esque sting operation]] during the [[Julie]] fiasco. She even seems to suspect that [[Megan Schroeder]], one of the few women Chris has known who ''wasn't'' out to troll him, is partially responsible for the persecution he has endured over the years. She does her part to keep his activities under control by acting as Chris's personal concierge, as seen when she interrogated [[Ivy]] for about half an hour before letting her speak to Chris.<ref name="IvyQ&A">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref><br />
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Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]</ref> She also told Chris that the reason he often "blanks out" or gets confused isn't that he's a lazy dumbass, but that he's a "[[Chris and art|creative genius]] and is simply overwhelmed by having so many creative ideas".<ref>[[Kacey Call 12]]</ref><br />
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However, it seems that even Barb has her limits. Like Bob, she was [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|ashamed of Chris's effeminate escapades]], claiming that she didn't raise a daughter, and that "tomgirl" is not a thing. [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|She tried and failed]] to get Chris to stop wearing a bra and panties, even offering to pay him to stop.<br />
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It appears that Chris's diet doesn't worry Barb too much. In the night after the Chandler family moved back to Ruckersville, Bob and Chris refused a spaghetti dinner offered by Barb. As a response, Barb decided to forego cooking for her family and hasn't made a meal for Chris since then. <ref>See emails sent by [[Jackie E-mails 24|Chris to Jackie on 24 and 26 April 2011]].</ref><br />
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To cap off their relationship, Chris allegedly revealed in private conversations that Barbara has occasionally spooned with him.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M ''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!'' (YouTube)]</ref><br />
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==Health problems==<br />
===Physical===<br />
[[Image:Cheers01.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]<br />
[[File:Barb.PNG|thumb|left|''Arrangement in Pink and Purple: The Autist's Mother'']]<br />
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Like Chris, Barbara has been [[obesity|obese]]. As little as ten years ago Barbara was reasonably slim, but, along with Chris, ballooned out in more recent years, to the point of resembling an American [[Wikipedia:Rose West|Rose West]]. Her massive size earned her the affectionate nickname '''Snorlax''' from the [[trolls]]. Barb's size may have led to her [[stress|sleeping a lot]]<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> and usually skipping [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].<ref>[[Church audio]]</ref> <br />
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In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.<ref name="9 October 2009">[[9 October 2009]]</ref> Barbara was diagnosed with [[Wikipedia:Colitis|colitis]], a gastrointestinal disease characterized by the inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler family's diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.<br />
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Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans]] of Sonichu have created the website "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.<ref>[http://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" Awareness Website]</ref> Chris himself denied his mom has AIDS.<ref name="9 October 2009"/><br />
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According to eyewitness reports, Barbara lost weight in 2012.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went]]</ref> Her weight loss is visible in photos Chris took of her at a 2012 Mythbusters tour stop in Washington, DC.<ref>[[:File:BarbMarch2012.png]]</ref><br />
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In a [[Twitter|tweet]] to Cole from June 29, 2013, Chris tells him that "[he] ought to be over here putting bandages on [their] Mom's holey buttocks." It was not clear exactly what sort of problem this referred to, though it didn't sound pleasant. On October 14, 2013, Chris elaborated in a Facebook post, stating, "my mother stresses me with her continuous rants about her damn miniature scabie flies, her suffering, the low finances and shit!!!" Consensus was that the so called "holey buttocks" were in fact lesions. It is now believed that Barb currently has a colony of parasitic mites (rather than flies) that have burrowed into her bountiful booty. Naturally, while Barb is being eaten alive, Chris whines about having to take care of her.<br />
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On 23 August 2013 Chris revealed that Barbara had been afflicted with breast cancer but managed to survive.<ref>[[Facebook#Breast Cancer Awareness]]</ref> He did not give details about when was she diagnosed with the ailment, at what stage it was and what kind of treatment was Barb given. <br />
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More recently, Chris has been talking less and less about his surviving parent, so information about how she's doing is scarce. However, what little information we do have suggests that she isn't doing so well. In August 2014, Chris begged for money on [[Facebook]], [[Lego|supposedly]] to pay dental fees, as he claimed his mother had cavities in her teeth which needed treatment. On the occasion that she attended Chris's [[26 December 2014|court hearings]] throughout [[2015]], Christorians in attendance invariably noted that although she has lost weight, she appears to have low muscle mass (probably due to her sedentary lifestyle). In particular, at [[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing|his last hearing]], it was noted that Barb appeared to be growing increasingly frail and possibly senile, as she did not appear to be very responsive, and appeared much more submissive to Chris than she has otherwise been known to be. Chris also reportedly got short with her due to her poor hearing.<br />
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In November 2015, [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]] was uploaded to YouTube. The video is a plea for [[Cole Smithey]], [[David Alan Chandler]], and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] to visit Barb before "Her time runs out", even though the latter two aren't Barb's children.<br />
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In June 2016, Barb appeared in [[Donations Requested, Please.|two]] [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|videos]] as Chris asks for donations to buy asthma medication for her; here, Barb appears with wrinkled skin and scant hair, and apparently cannot speak, further indicating her alarming physical decline.<br />
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===Mental===<br />
During the [[Ivy]] Saga, Barb threatened to her family that she might commit suicide, as a response to the stress she was going through.<ref name="IvyQ&A"/> To this day, it is still debated whether she was actually suicidal, or idly threatening suicide for her own gain.<br />
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Barb is understood by most to be a highly unstable woman, and worryingly, many of her behaviors can also be observed in Chris. Many believe her to be a narcissist, on account of her seemingly baseless belief that she is [[Daniel Weston|descended from]] [[Anne Boleyn|Tudor high nobility]], and the pathological manner in which she lies and assigns blame to others, even in instances when any sane person could see that only they were in the wrong. All of these traits are shared by Chris, with Barb's apparent encouragement. Additionally, many aspects of her relationship with Chris are consistent with [http://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/mothers-with-narcissistic-personality-disorder/ narcissistic motherhood], which is a fascinating but complex topic too lengthy to be discussed in detail here. Although Chris seems to be her [http://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/golden-child-and-scapegoat/ "golden child"], she does not shy from mistreating him if he displeases her. This can be seen in an email to [[Jackie]] from May 2011; Chris claimed that his mother flew into a rage over his [[Tomgirl]] inclinations, forcing him to submit to a haircut and [[Death threats|threatening to kill him]].<ref name="jackie26" /><br />
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Aside from her narcissism, Barb is also noted by Christorians for her hoarding. Chris labels Barb a "pack rat"<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>, and on more than one occasion has indicated his displeasure at her hoarding and the state it has left [[14 Branchland Court|their house]] in, although neither he nor Bob are known to have ever seriously challenged it. Barb compulsively hoards her purchases, particularly from Goodwill, which, by [[2009]], had rendered the living room uninhabitable.<ref>[[Tour of Chris's House]]</ref> When Bob was admitted to the hospital for the final time, he was quarantined for bug bites, ostensibly due to the conditions in the Chandler household. <ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> The situation did not improve after Bob's passing, either. A [[Tour of Chris's House II|second house tour video]] made by Chris in [[2013]] revealed that Barb's hoarding had gotten severe enough to render entire rooms literally inaccessible, with some rooms literally full of stuff to within inches of the ceiling, and others reduced to crevices carved into walls of junk.<br />
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Barb's hoarding was predicted by many to lead to disaster, and finally did on [[January 2014|January 10 2014]], when in the wee hours of the morning, Chris [[Destruction Of Chris's House|started a house fire]] while trying to brew coffee in the bathroom, because the kitchen had been among the rooms blocked off by Barb's junk. Naturally, Barb's hoard provided ample kindling for the fire, and the house was severely damaged before the fire could be contained. In fact, given the state of the house in the second tour video, it's surprising that Chris and Barb were able to escape. Equally unsurprising, however, is the fact that one of the Chandlers' remaining cats died in the blaze, and one of the fire-fighters sent to the scene also suffered unspecified injuries.<br />
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While the Chandlers [[Rental House|relocated]], pending repairs to their home, Barb's stuff went into storage. When repairs were completed a year later, Barb had all of it moved back to 14 Branchland Court, and is not known to have disposed of any of it, even though, by all accounts, most of what she and Chris were able to salvage is either fire, smoke or water damaged, rendering it completely useless.<br />
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==Legal problems==<br />
On [[28 October 2011]], Chris and Barb were caught in an incident with [[The GAMe PLACe]], and were actually arrested with several serious charges, with Barb's including felony assault and failure to stop. The two were later released on bail. After a succession of court hearings, Barb, along with her son, was arraigned on her felony charges on 10 July 2012. She was sentenced to community service and was put under a two-year probation, as well as being ordered to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills. When informed of the latter fact during the trial, Chris explained that his mother, a retired, obese, seventy-year-old woman, would take care of the charges for him. No one was particularly surprised at this revelation.<br />
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Five years later, Barb was sued by a Discover bank in Norfolk for not paying debts. This came to light on [[March 2016|March 14]] [[2016]] when sharp eyed [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwis]] noticed that she had a hearing on March 16. As she must have been outright ignoring her debt for some time for the bank to take her to court over it, it was widely assumed that she would ignore the summons too. Instead, once the court records were updated, many were surprised to see that not only had Barb attended, but she had represented herself, too. Equally unsurprisingly, this bold move failed to pay off, and Barb was still sentenced to pay almost $5000.<br />
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==Appearances==<br />
[[File:Bc.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris gets to live out his fantasy of being (and having) an adequate son.]]<br />
[[File:Barb drawing Nov. '15.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Barb in a drawing released in [[November 2015]].]]<br />
===In ''Sonichu''===<br />
In [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], Barbara makes a brief appearance in "Classic Sonichu Strips".<br />
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In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the male [[Dating education#In Sonichu|Dating Education]] students are given Barbara dolls to talk to.<br />
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According to the [[CWCipedia]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] go to Anneweston Elementary School.<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu]</ref> It is unknown whether or not Sonichu and Rosechu's children still go that school after their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children#Sonichu and Rosechu's children|evolution]].<br />
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===Audio===<br />
* Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]].<br />
* 4 [[February 2009]], [[Mumble 2]]: Barbara denies singing while vacuuming Chris's [[room]].<br />
* 17 [[February 2009]], [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]: Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't "able to talk to anybody right now."<br />
* [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].<br />
* [[Kacey Call 15]]: Chris keeps [[Kacey]] on the phone for nearly fourteen minutes while Barb talks about the value of [[Chris and his Ego|humility]], her poor health, and her relationship with Bob, among other things.<br />
* [[November 2009]], [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]: Barbara tells Chris to "just hang up on the bitch!"<br />
* 10 [[August 2010]], [[Matthew Noble call]]: Barbara claims that Megan "lied" to Chris and abruptly hangs up mid-sentence. Throughout the call, she can be heard denying that she and Bob are the slightest bit in the wrong. At one point she complains about the time Michael Snyder kicked her and Chris out of the GAMe PLACe following Chris's final ban from the store.<br />
* [[Prank calls]]: Barbara yells in the background and foreground of several prank calls.<br />
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===Videos===<br />
Barbara has appeared in five videos to date as of [[February 2015]]: off-camera in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], and on-camera (for the first time) in [[You're Always Pretty]]. [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Two decade-old videos]] were leaked in December 2014 showing the Chandlers celebrating Christmas. Another video of her was recorded by a [[troll]] as she and Chris left court after his hearing in February 2015. [[Donations Requested, Please.|Two more]] [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|videos]] were released June 2016 showing Chris begging for donations to buy asthma pills for Barbara. Barbara is shown practically dead in both of these videos so [[Chris and Death|god only knows what will happen in the near future.]]<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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<gallery><br />
Image:Babs1956.PNG|Barb's 8th grade (or "Pre-Freshman") photo.<br />
Image:Babs1957.PNG|Barb's freshman photo from high school.<br />
Image:Babs1960.PNG|Barb's senior photo from high school.<br />
Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.<br />
Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg|"Talk, you little idiot!"<br />
Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg<br />
Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg|This is when [[The Simpsons]] went downhill.<br />
Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg<br />
Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref><br />
Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg<br />
Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.<br />
Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg<br />
Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.<br />
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corrina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.<br />
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.<br />
Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.<br />
Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg<br />
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.<br />
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb, talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pals]], at the prom.<br />
Image:Babura.PNG|Barb [[You're Always Pretty|is always pretty]].<br />
BarbMarch2012.png|Barb in 2012, having devolved from a Snorlax into a Munchlax.<br />
File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png|With [[Snoopy]] in [[2013]].<br />
File:LegoSnorlax.jpg|As [[Chris]] sees her in [[Lego]] form<br />
File:BarbAmiibo.jpg|Barb [[Amiibo]], complete with cleavage. Buy yours today on [[Etsy]].<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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Pre-1980
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<div>{{DeadLinks}}<br />
This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.<br />
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==Timeline==<br />
===Pre-1900===<br />
*'''c. 1499/1500 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref><br />
*'''c. 1501/07 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<br />
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref><br />
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.<br />
*'''1723''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].<br />
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].<br />
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration Of Independence]].<br />
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].<br />
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.<br />
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===1900s===<br />
*'''1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.<br />
*'''1906''' - Birth of Jean Holloman, Bob's mother.<br />
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===1910s===<br />
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.<br />
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].<br />
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===1920s===<br />
*'''1926''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.<br />
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].<br />
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===1930s===<br />
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.<br />
*'''26 January 1936''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].<br />
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===1940s===<br />
*'''2 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].<br />
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.<br />
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, AL.<br />
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Holloman, Bob's mother.<br />
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.<br />
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].<br />
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].<ref><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeWYHFIKXJY</s> (Dead link)</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref><br />
*'''1947 January 9''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.<br />
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.<br />
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State Teachers College in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.<br />
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.<br />
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===1950s===<br />
*'''Around this time''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]].<ref name="FacebookVirginity">According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.</ref><br />
*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.<br />
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a degree in Electrical Engineering.<br />
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity.<ref name="FacebookVirginity" /> <br />
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.<br />
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]</s> (Dead Link - 27 August 2015)</ref><br />
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref><br />
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].<br />
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===1960s===<br />
*'''1960''' - Barb graduates from Randolph-Henry High School.<br />
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University.<br />
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts.<br />
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].<br />
*'''28 November 1962''' - Birth of [[David Chandler]].<ref>[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref><br />
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].<br />
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.<br />
*'''29 May 1964''' - Harriett Weston marries Thomas Eugene Ashby.<br />
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.<br />
*'''1 December 1966''' - Bob files a patent for a vehicle logging system.<br />
*'''23 August 1967''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.<br />
*'''7 July 1969''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].<br />
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.<br />
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===1970s===<br />
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] chartered.<br />
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a "Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus."<br />
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a "Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus" is published.<br />
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].<br />
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob works as a sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, Richmond, Virginia.<br />
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.<br />
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.<br />
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet during a karaoke night at a local bar. Barbara watches Bob sing and is smitten by him.<ref>[[Mumble 5]]</ref><br />
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].<br />
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==References==<br />
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{{Timeline}}<br />
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[[Category:Chronology]]</div>
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The Wallflower
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<div>:''For the CWCipedia page, see [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)]]. For usage of her name on the [[CWCki]], see [[CWCki:The Wallflower|The Wallflower (policy)]]''<br />
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
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! colspan="2" | Sweethearts<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" | [[File:Aliteralallflower.jpg|200px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" |The Wallflower<br />
|-<br />
| '''Name'''<br />
| [REDACTED]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Alias'''<br />
| The Wallflower, Damian Antaria<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| [[Sweetheart|Female]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[United States of America|American]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Race'''<br />
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br />
|}<br />
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{{quote|And, who cares if you're a fucking acoustic virgin? ... Not even a cheap whore would want your small dick inside her, neither would I.|The Wallflower, [[Wallflower E-mails 3|speaking for women everywhere,]] as well as inadvertently [[Mia Hamm|predicting how Chris would eventually lose his virginity]].}}<br />
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'''"The Wallflower"''' is the codename of [[Megan Schroeder]]'s heiress, a [[gal pal|female friend]] named that [[Chris]] met some time around early [[2010]]. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-[[high school]] years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. In [[March 2010]], she joined the long list of would-be [[sweetheart]]s with whom Chris failed to lose his hated virginity.<br />
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The Wallflower wanted the relationship over after a [[troll]] linked The Wallflower to the [[CWCki]]. The ending of their relationship is most likely a result of having her details leaked over the [[Internet]] and Chris exacerbating the problem. Nevertheless, Chris has taken it upon himself to blame those goddamn trolls for destroying yet another chance at getting some [[china]].<br />
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==The "Relationship"==<br />
{{quote|It was getting deep. We hung out at her house in her room; it was comfy. No sex or mouth-to-mouth.|Chris [[Jackie Chat 1|explains the deepness]] of his relationship with The Wallflower.}}<br />
[[File:OwlLevel.jpg|thumb|Chris and the Wallflower on a double date with Sonichu and Rosechu, in [[LittleBigPlanet]].]]<br />
{{See also|Wallflower E-mails}}<br />
Based on an email Chris sent to [[Vivian Gee]], he met The Wallflower on 22 [[January 2010]] at a "Young Adult Social Group",<ref>On 27 January 2010, Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#i noticed you made a donation to haiti — 27 January|wrote to Vivian]] that he was "attending [his] first Young Adult Social Group Meeting last Friday, where [he] also met and hit it off well with a nice and pretty 23-year old woman." [http://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekday.html timeanddate.com] tells us that 27 January 2010 fell on a Wednesday, and the last Friday before that was 22 January.</ref> to which she went at the advice of her mother.<ref name="Wallflower3">[[Wallflower E-mails 3]]</ref> The Wallflower told Chris on the very same day she first met him that that she's not ready for a romantic relationship.<ref>In an email from 28 January 2010, The Wallfower [[Wallflower E-mails|wrote Chris]] that "I like mentioned to you on that Friday, I'm not totally ready to be in a relationship yet." [http://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekday.html timeanddate.com] tells us that 28 January 2010 fell on a Thursday; the last Friday before that was 22 January.</ref> As will be shown below, Chris was not deterred by that statement and still thought that he had a serious shot at becoming The Wallflower's boyfriend.<br />
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[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|The Wallflower on her [[third date]] with [[Clyde Cash]].]]<br />
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On 25 January 2010 an email correspondence between The Wallflower and Chris started.<ref name="Wallflower1">[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> The first public signs of Chris's involvement with The Wallflower showed up in late [[January 2010]]. In [[Mailbag 46#Two hip wallflowers|Mailbag #46]], answered on 26 January, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers." Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her.<br />
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In the 14 [[February 2010]] edition of the [[CWC Blog#February 2010|CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56#On appreciating tone (also the end)|Mailbag #56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend", Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."<br />
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The relationship was, at best, "just friends." Chris himself has confirmed this in [[Sonichu_Forum#News Flash: Chris is still single IRL|one of his posts on the Sonichu Forum]] and again in a [[Jackie Chat 1|private chat]] with [[Jackie]].<br />
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In [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|a series of e-mails to Vivian]], it was revealed that Chris had been seeing The Wallflower for a while, treating her as his girlfriend in almost the same manner he had treated Megan. He had taken her out on a date and had plans for a second. He even admitted to attempting to talk her into taking his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] on or before his birthday, and had planned to pay for a prostitute if she did not.<br />
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Even with all evidence to the contrary, in his [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"C-Ya Later" video]], he unabashedly [[Chris and Reality|refers to her as his]] [[Boyfriend-free girl|"girlfriend"]], despite outright stating earlier that she had refused all his advances.<br />
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A series of [[Wallflower E-mails|e-mails]] revealed by [[Surfshack Tito]] reveals that Chris's attachment to The Wallflower had been a one-sided relationship to Chris as The Wallflower, indeed, had no intention of being with Chris and was shocked and appalled at the fact that Chris even ''thought'' that she was his sweetheart.<br />
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==The "Break-up"==<br />
{{quote|Got-Dang Asexual Woman!|Chris in his [[CWCipedia]] page on The Wallflower.}}<br />
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[[File:The link.jpg|thumb|How to troll both Chris and his trolls in one simple step.]]<br />
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When Chris released a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that revealed The Wallflower's identity, one troll decided to link her to the CWCki.<br />
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On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls|a message to the trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. At the same time, in a [[Cwc blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME," which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.<br />
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In the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], in which he acted out a theoretical meeting between him and an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]] that ended with Chris slitting an invisible Clyde Cash's throat. Going by that, it's likely that Chris initially blamed the loss of The Wallflower on his old nemesis.<br />
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However, on 14 March 2010, Chris uploaded a new video and shifted the blame to another troll, [[Surfshack Tito]]. In between delivering [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|bizarre threats of violence]], Chris makes a resolution to "regain the love and trust and friendship" of his gal pal. It is not clear why Chris believes he can accomplish this goal by donning a kilt, waving around a small knife, putting on a grotesque attempt at a Scottish accent, and generally presenting a hideous affront to the culture and people of an entire nation.<br />
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Later that same day, Chris made [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|another video]] where he again referred to The Wallflower by her pen name, and literally begged her to sleep with him because his life was so hard, and otherwise he would have to pay $100 for sex with a hooker.<br />
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In the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]], leaked four days later, Chris was mocked by Tito claiming to have had sex with The Wallflower. While Chris was initially incredulous, in a [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|later video]] he expressed outrage at Tito for "taking her from [him]," as Wallflower had recently begun to back up his claims.<br />
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The [[Wallflower E-mails 3|third set of e-mails to The Wallflower]] finally confirms what had happened. As seen, The Wallflower was outright shocked at the vastness of information on her page within the [[CWCki]], assumed that Chris had set the page up himself, and ended their friendship. Chris, however, kept trying to salvage their relationship long after it became obvious that he didn't have a chance, angering her even more. She also asserted her hatred of Chris by first saying that Tito was indeed her boyfriend before giving up and just telling him that she was asexual.<br />
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==Today==<br />
It seems that, years since the events of that March morning, Chris has yet to forget her as, [[Calling Out|returning to the Internet]], he [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|calls out Tito]] and demands that he apologize to her for breaking them up, still referring to her as his "girlfriend". However, a few days later, Chris made [[Correction of EX relationship status|a retraction video]], apparently clarifying that they were indeed just friends. The description of the video seems to suggest that she found out about the video and demanded he correct it.<br />
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Interestingly, though he hasn't forgotten about her, he hasn't "forgiven her" for it.<br />
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In September 2012, Chris [[September 2012 Facebook posts#Texting|texted]] her.<br />
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==Anonymity==<br />
Originally, this article intruded into parts of The Wallflower's life that had nothing to do with Chris, prompting her to request that the article be reworked to refer to her under a pseudonym and avoid direct references to her personal life and identity. The CWCki's administrators reasonably agreed.<br />
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Chris is convinced that this change took place because of the angry threats he made in his video of 10 March 2010 (roughly around the time the edits were made), when in fact it had nothing to do with him. The changes to this page led him to believe that he could insist on sweeping edits to many other pages, which he listed in the [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|14 March 2010 Captain's Log update]] on the CWCipedia. Those demands were ignored.<br />
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The e-mails from The Wallflower seem to paint a fuller picture to this. It appears that when The Wallflower discovered her page on the CWCki, she got pissed at Chris and demanded that he remove that information. However, he did it through his [[YouTube]] videos. Annoyed, she went to the CWCki herself.<br />
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Chris, in the meantime, continued to drop her first name and pen name in his videos, including [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|one]] which had it in the title.<br />
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Chris later also uploaded [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|a list of his former gal-pals and sweethearts]] on the CWCipedia which included her full name. Chris goes on to blame the existence of her [[Facebook]] page for the leak of her identity and the end of their budding relationship. <br />
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Continuing with this theme, 19 [[April 2010]] would see Chris adding an [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|''entire article'']] about her to the CWCipedia. In addition to the usual fits of megalomania and delirium, the page sported a copy-pasted version of this page. Conspicuously absent, however, was this very section.<br />
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To this day, he believes the entire debacle was the Wallflower's fault for having a Facebook page for trolls to discover. [[Calling Out|Recently]], though, Chris has seen fit to ''partially'' [[Chris and remorse|accept blame]] for what happened.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Wallflower E-mails]]<br />
*[[Wallflower E-mails 2|Wallflower E-mails II]]<br />
*[[Wallflower E-mails 3|Wallflower E-mails III]]<br />
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