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==Did you know..==<br />
Some of the "Did you knows" sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.<br />
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Ex. "...that Chris is a disgusting human being?", "That Chris cannot dance", I also have a personal gripe with, "...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?", as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)<br />
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==ohinternet==<br />
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)<br />
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==Happy Sonichu Day!==<br />
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Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==PSN Tracker==<br />
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple. <br />
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Protect the templates==<br />
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== new vid ==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded<br />
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can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==<br />
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{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}<br />
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[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
I'm for this too.<br />
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)<br />
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*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4<br />
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Project Map Fucking Everything ==<br />
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Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.<br />
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http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b<br />
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I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.<br />
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Now, a question:<br />
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?<br />
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Sports ==<br />
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Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.<br />
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Slight Error ==<br />
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.<br />
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)<br />
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br />
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Vandalism? ==<br />
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==<br />
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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==CWCki is pretty dead==<br />
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.<br />
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling<br />
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags<br />
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Sightings ==<br />
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Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA<br />
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.<br />
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.<br />
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
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:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
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== Is This Chris? ==<br />
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He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".<br />
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Here's his channel:<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]<br />
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- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011<br />
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I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....<br />
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ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011<br />
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== ps3 tracker change ==<br />
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the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Shojo letters ==<br />
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[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]<br />
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Potential Video of the Now? ==<br />
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Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew<br />
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-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011<br />
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*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Not sure if it goes here but ==<br />
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*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br />
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
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==Userboxes==<br />
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== da update should be first ==<br />
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ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Seriously==<br />
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.<br />
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Ha!==<br />
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST<br />
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== You are now aware ==<br />
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[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]<br />
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:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
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== Remove the PSN tracker ==<br />
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Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
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==TOMGIRL.PNG==<br />
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Liquid Chris Article ==<br />
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== An error in dating? ==<br />
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Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Kim ==<br />
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Just for you==<br />
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.<br />
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ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"<br />
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except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese<br />
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Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==No detective needed==<br />
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==New videos==<br />
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Earthquake ==<br />
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Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Article of the now. ==<br />
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shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.<br />
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].<br />
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==Bob CWCki logo==<br />
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh &#124; All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris' family tree. ==<br />
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We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way. <br />
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J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED<br />
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.<br />
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.<br />
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.<br />
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.<br />
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.<br />
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.<br />
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King) <br />
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http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html<br />
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This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.<br />
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== Edit-hiding ==<br />
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What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br />
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Stop this ==<br />
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The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]<br />
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== what is this? ==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title<br />
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Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]<br />
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]<br />
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==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==<br />
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I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== STOP FORCASTING ! ==<br />
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Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.<br />
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Current Events ==<br />
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There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==<br />
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I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)<br />
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Birthday Suprise ==<br />
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Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.<br />
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br />
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br />
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)<br />
::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Revised idea ==<br />
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Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== This is what chris actually believes ==<br />
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I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops<br />
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: I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==<br />
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Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- "That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!"- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==<br />
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I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: "I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time." --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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*: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Confused ==<br />
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So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}<br />
: We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Forums Gone? ==<br />
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Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)<br />
: Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)<br />
: I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his "apology post" on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.<br />
:There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=164226Talk:Main Page2012-12-16T18:18:39Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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==Did you know..==<br />
Some of the "Did you knows" sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.<br />
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Ex. "...that Chris is a disgusting human being?", "That Chris cannot dance", I also have a personal gripe with, "...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?", as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)<br />
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==ohinternet==<br />
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)<br />
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==Happy Sonichu Day!==<br />
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Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==PSN Tracker==<br />
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple. <br />
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Protect the templates==<br />
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== new vid ==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded<br />
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can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==<br />
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{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}<br />
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[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
I'm for this too.<br />
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)<br />
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*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4<br />
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Project Map Fucking Everything ==<br />
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Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.<br />
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http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b<br />
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I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.<br />
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Now, a question:<br />
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?<br />
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Sports ==<br />
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Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.<br />
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Slight Error ==<br />
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.<br />
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)<br />
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br />
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Vandalism? ==<br />
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==<br />
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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==CWCki is pretty dead==<br />
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.<br />
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling<br />
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags<br />
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Sightings ==<br />
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Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA<br />
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.<br />
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.<br />
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
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:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
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== Is This Chris? ==<br />
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He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".<br />
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Here's his channel:<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]<br />
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- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011<br />
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I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....<br />
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ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011<br />
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== ps3 tracker change ==<br />
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the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Shojo letters ==<br />
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[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]<br />
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Potential Video of the Now? ==<br />
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Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew<br />
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-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011<br />
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*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Not sure if it goes here but ==<br />
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*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br />
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
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==Userboxes==<br />
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== da update should be first ==<br />
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ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Seriously==<br />
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.<br />
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Ha!==<br />
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST<br />
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== You are now aware ==<br />
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[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]<br />
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:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
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== Remove the PSN tracker ==<br />
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Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
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==TOMGIRL.PNG==<br />
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Liquid Chris Article ==<br />
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== An error in dating? ==<br />
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Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Kim ==<br />
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Just for you==<br />
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.<br />
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ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"<br />
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except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese<br />
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Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==No detective needed==<br />
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==New videos==<br />
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Earthquake ==<br />
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Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Article of the now. ==<br />
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shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.<br />
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].<br />
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==Bob CWCki logo==<br />
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh &#124; All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris' family tree. ==<br />
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We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way. <br />
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J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED<br />
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.<br />
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.<br />
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.<br />
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.<br />
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.<br />
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.<br />
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King) <br />
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http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html<br />
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This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.<br />
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== Edit-hiding ==<br />
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What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br />
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Stop this ==<br />
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The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]<br />
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== what is this? ==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title<br />
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Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]<br />
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]<br />
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==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==<br />
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I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== STOP FORCASTING ! ==<br />
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Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.<br />
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Current Events ==<br />
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There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==<br />
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I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)<br />
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Birthday Suprise ==<br />
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Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.<br />
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br />
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br />
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)<br />
::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Revised idea ==<br />
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Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== This is what chris actually believes ==<br />
<br />
I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops<br />
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: I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==<br />
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Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- "That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!"- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==<br />
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I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: "I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time." --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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*: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Confused ==<br />
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So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}<br />
: We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Forums Gone? ==<br />
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Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)<br />
: Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)<br />
: I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his "apology post" on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.<br />
:There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sarah_Nicole_Hammer&diff=161982Sarah Nicole Hammer2012-07-19T23:44:29Z<p>Cleftpalete: Far too critical of Chris for such an inane thing.</p>
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{{quote|Sarah is Christian's Life-Long Best Friend. She is a spunky gal, and she is very pretty. One may say that she is the spitting image of Britney Spears.|[[:Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg|Animal Crossing card]] describing Sarah Hammer; who looks nothing like [[Britney Spears]]}}<br />
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'''Sarah Nicole Hammer''' (born 13 October [[1982]]<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 1</ref>) was the [[Wikipedia:Girl next door|girl next door]]<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> for [[Chris]] from age 2 until around age 10, when he moved away, whom he apparently considered his closest friend. Chris met Sarah again when he entered [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] when he came back to the county after finishing [[Manchester High School]]. Although by [[2005]] Chris had come to regard Sarah as his best and closest friend however, Chris seems to suggest that he hasn't had much contact with her as compared to his childhood.<br />
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As far as can be told, Chris has had no contact with Sarah since he came into [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the spotlight]], and unlike [[Megan]] there aren't any [[Mimms|trolls]] who know her IRL capable of updating us on her status. There's no evidence to suggest that Sarah has even seen the comics, or has any opinion on them.<br />
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==Sarah Hammer in real life==<br />
[[Image:SarahHammerPortrait.jpg|thumb|right|Like anything that looks good in real life, Chris ruins it by drawing it.]]<br />
===Childhood===<br />
{{quote|She brought me a lot out of my [[autism|autistic]] social shell for the time back then.|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992|Wikipedia autobiography]]}}<br />
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Chris continues to cherish many important memories with Sarah, such as riding swing sets, playing hide and seek, and rollerskating.<br />
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It is not entirely known if Sarah actually cared about Chris. In [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], Chris recounts a story in which Sarah told Chris that Casper the friendly ghost was hiding under the house. Chris, being as [[Autism|childish]] as he's always known to be, fell for it and went to search for him. When Chris entered the crawlspace, Sarah locked him in and left. Eventually, Sarah's father had to come and get him out.<br />
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Sarah also tried to convince Chris to put a honeysuckle in his mouth. Specifically the tip, which is poisonous. Chris almost fell for this one, but his parents caught him and warned him of its dangers. And you know what they say: a girl that tries to kill you isn't really your friend.<br />
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Sarah and Chris were the same age and may have attended the same elementary school, but Chris moved to [[Richmond]] to attend middle school. For most normal people this would probably be the end of the relationship.<br />
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Chris has suggested that he did not originally view Sarah as a potential [[sweetheart]]; this decision apparently came later, most likely due to autism and a sheltered upbringing.<br />
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===She got hot===<br />
Between [[2000]] and [[2003]] Sarah grew up and shed her old image, and became so attractive to Chris that he later called her "a spittin' image of [[Britney Spears]]."<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 9</ref> Normally, people don't find childhood friends to be sexually attractive due to the [[wikipedia:Westermarck Effect|Westermarck Effect]], so either Chris just feels no such effect and would gladly bone a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister]] figure, or they didn't know each other well enough as kids for it to take effect. Most likely the latter. The fact that he thinks she looks like Britney Spears is probably just because she has boobs and long blonde hair. She actually looks nothing like Britney Spears and has a completely different face shape, but Chris is notorious for his poor facial recognition skills anyway. This is the man who had to stare at himself in a mirror for hours to remember what ''he'' actually looked like after all.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24</ref><br />
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===With Wes Iseli===<br />
By Chris's admission, he hadn't had much contact with Sarah after he moved to Richmond, although at some point he apparently concluded that they were destined to be lovers. The revelation that Sarah was dating local magician/heart-throb [[Wes Iseli]] was clearly traumatic for Chris. On one occasion Chris saw Sarah sitting in Wes's lap, which made Chris visibly jealous; this incident was important enough (to Chris, anyway) to document in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]]. A similar freak out occurred when Chris saw Megan sitting on the lap of one of her male friends around the time he was discovered by [[4chan|/v/]], and he still gets insanely jealous whenever he sees a girl sitting on the lap of any other man, likely because it reminds him of the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]].<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Chris is scared of some fanart]]</ref><br />
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Chris regards losing Sarah to Wes as one of the two reasons he launched his [[Love Quest]]. Although this event technically changed nothing—Chris had never had a girlfriend and still did not—it spurred him to action, giving him a reason to actively seek out and obtain a [[Boyfriend-free girl]].<br />
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The lyrics of Christian's song "[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]" seem to be addressing Sarah, with Chris conceding the impossibility of romantic love and seeking greater fulfillment in a [[friend zone|closer platonic friendship]]. His comparison of "your boyfriend" (presumably Wes) to [[Black Sonichu]] recast himself and the couple into the hero-lover-rival ''troika'' that he developed for [[Sonichu]], and then further refined by featuring Wes as [[Wes-Li Sonichu|an evil hedgehog]] in his own right. Thankfully, Wes's career proved resilient enough to survive the trauma.<br />
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To this day, there exist no records of what Sarah's reaction to any of this insanity was, not even in Chris's recounting of the events.<br />
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===With William Spicer===<br />
At some point Chris learned that Sarah broke up with Wes and then subsequently met another man, [[William Spicer]], whom she eventually married and now has a child with. The ups and downs of how Chris took this news are captured in how the fictional Chris reacted in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] after Sarah tells him, and in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']] when Chris made a comic adaptation of her wedding. Chris knew so little about Spicer, probably having never met him, that in the comic he decided to depict the groom as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] character so that he wouldn't have to draw the actual person. If the comic is anything to go by, Chris did not attend the wedding in real life, but quietly accepted Sarah's decision anyway. William Spicer was spared the fate of being made into a one dimensional Sonichu villain like his predecessor was however, though not because Wes had done wrong while William had not, but rather because Wes was unlucky enough to have dated Sarah while Chris was interested in her, while by the time William was marrying her, Chris had already moved on to [[Megan]].<br />
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==Sarah in the comic==<br />
Christian first hints at Sarah's involvement in the Sonichu comics in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu #0'']], where he alludes to three mysterious electric hedgehogs: [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and Saramah Rosechu. This is the closest Chris can come to a slow-building long-term mystery, so of course he [[comeuppance|blows his wad]] right away, introducing the revealing the identities of at least two of these characters a few pages afterwards in the [[Classic Sonichu Strips]].<br />
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===Sarah Hammer/Nicole Rammer===<br />
[[Image:Sarah hammer reimagined.png|thumb|left|Artist's impression of Sarah Hammer and the Lightning Bracelets.]]<br />
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After Chris activated the anchuent powers foretold by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Sarah had a vision of the ancient queen of the [[Cherokian Clan]], who explained her role in the prophecy and gave her the Lightning Bracelets. Using the bracelets Sarah could transform into Saramah Rosechu, whose role in the prophecy would be to maintain the balance between Chris-Chan and Wes-Li. <br />
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When Sarah discovered these two hedgehogs, they were already locked in battle. Although at first she didn't know who Chris-Chan and Wes-Li were, Saramah quickly learned that the hedgehogs were also her old friend Christian and her recent boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]]. Forced to choose between these two men, Saramah [[Chris and his Ego|remembered who was writing the comic]], so she impaled Wes-Li against a tree and broke up with him, citing his cruelty toward Christian. Saramah actually spent more time dressing down Wes than she did battling [[Count Graduon]], the evil she and the others were prognosticated to defeat.<br />
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With Wes quickly departing, Chris and Sarah returned to their human forms and caught up on old times. Chris believed he now had an easy path to becoming Sarah's [[sweetheart]], but unfortunately for him she was already interested in another man, [[William Spicer]].<br />
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Though Sarah technically did not appear again until [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']], she did appear in one of the Classic Sonichu Strips from [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu #0'']]. The one which she appeared in was reprinted in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']] and established as having taken place a few weeks before the events of Sub-Episode 7.<br />
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Later, in ''Sonichu #5'', Chris would invisibly attend Sarah's wedding to William Spicer, being on-hand for Wes-Li's attempt to kidnap her. Using his Chris-Chan Sonichu powers and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards, Chris rescued Sarah, who then rewarded him by tossing him the bouquet and wished him luck in his pursuit of [[Megan]]. In spite of this issue being based around Sarah's wedding and being intended as a sendoff to her character, she did remarkably little in this story, just [[Women's rights|filling the role of the kidnapped princess]].<br />
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Sarah was not seen in the comic for a long time afterwards, but she did appear again in [[Sonichu Special 2]], also known as the Wedding Comic. In this comic, she attends Chris's ill fated marriage to [[Ivy]], dressing [[Tomgirl|in drag]] and acting as the best man, since Chris doesn't actually have any friends other than her who could fill that role other than [[Sonichu|fictional characters]] or possibly [[Bob Chandler|his father]]. One can't shake the feeling that he'd probably ask Sarah to do this in a real life wedding too.<br />
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Thanks to the efforts of [[Nintendo]] lawyer [[Jay Z]] during the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Sarah later became one of many characters who had their names [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] in the story, due to being based on real life people. As such, in the [[Sonichu Videobooks]], Sarah Hammer instead became Nicole [[Dildo|Rammer]]. "Nicole," because that's her middle name, and "Rammer" because he's a fucking moron. <br />
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===Saramah Rosechu===<br />
[[Image:076-IlluminatingSarahama.jpg|thumb|Not creepy at all.]]<br />
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{{quote|Sarhamah's [sic] origin is unknown but her radiance shines brighter than the sun. When she shoots her arrows, they fly like lightning bolts. She is also known as a peaceful protector. And she is lovely, [[Angelica|angelic]], and simply irresistible.|[[:Image:301-ACSarhamahBck.jpg|Sarhamah Rosechu Animal Crossing card]].}}<br />
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Most, if not all of Sarah's appearances in Chris's comics are in the form of Saramah [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], using the powers bestowed upon her by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] to transform into a furry. She has no actual personality beyond asserting her deep, abiding friendship with Christian, which again suggests that he knows nothing about this person except what he likes to think she feels about him. Sarah is able to activate this form through use of the Lightning Bracelets, which act as her own equivalent to Chris's [[Sonichu Medallion]] or Wes Iseli's Fireshock Pendant.<br />
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Prior to the retcon, Saramah Rosechu was a much more sensible name for Sarah's Sonichu form, even if still slightly weird. Since the change however, new readers of the comic who are not aware of the background of the character are just left baffled by the strange notion that a woman named "Nicole" transforms into a hedgehog and is then named "Sarah" for some reason.<br />
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Due to her lack of a large role in the comics, Saramah Rosechu doesn't have many powers compared to the other two chosen ones of the prophecy. While Chris and Wes both use weird [[Pokémon]] related attacks or [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards to fight, aside from the retarded Team Blast attack ripped off from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Heroes]]'', Sarah is only ever seen using her bow and arrow to fight with. Both the bow and arrow are lightning bolt shaped. They may or may not be literally made of electricity. [[Chris and art|It's hard to tell with Chris's art.]]<br />
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===Queen of the Cherokian Clan===<br />
[[Image:Queen_of_the_Cherokian_Clan.PNG|thumb|left|100px|The only picture of her to this date.]]<br />
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Wife of the [[ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], and the [[Cherokian Clan]]'s queen.<br />
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Little is established about the queen except that she was the object of a rivalry between her husband and his [[Wasabi Rival]]. She would be reincarnated as [[Sarah Hammer]], about whom we know little except that she was the object of a "rivalry" between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Wes Iseli]]. This is a good example of how Chris's female characters exist only to motivate his male ones and/or be fap material. The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] caused Sarah to learn of her past life and thereby gain the powers of [[Saramah Rosechu]], which she was tutored in using by a vision of the Queen.<br />
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The queen hasn't shown up since that single appearance, and considering that Sarah/Saramah has been absent from the comic since getting married in ''Sonichu #5'' save for her brief cameo at Chris's wedding, it's highly unlikely she'll ever show up again.<br />
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Oddly enough, of the three ancestors, she is the only one who actually looks something like a Native American; although she's still blonde and blue-eyed, she's wearing a dress that could be made of deerskin, which is the stereotypical way of dressing Native ladies in works of fiction. At least Chris got that part right.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg|A CD for Sarah<br />
Image:297-ACSarah.jpg|"Sarah Hammer" [[Animal Crossing]] Card.<br />
Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg|Sarah Hammer card back.<br />
Image:300-ACSarhamah.jpg|"Saramah" Animal Crossing Card.<br />
Image:301-ACSarhamahBck.jpg|Saramah card back.<br />
Image:299-SarahHammer.jpg|Picture of human Sarah.<br />
Image:303-Sarhamah.jpg|Picture of furfag Sarah.<br />
Image:302-YuSahramah.jpg|Saramah Rosechu ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.<br />
Image:304-LightningBracelets.jpg|Lightning Bracelets ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.<br />
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== Sources ==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu #2'']]<br />
*[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']]<br />
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]<br />
*[[Wes Iseli]]<br />
*[[Cherokian Clan]]<br />
*[[Anchuent Prophecy]]<br />
*[[Megan Schroeder]]<br />
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[[Category:Gal pals]]<br />
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=My_Little_Pony&diff=161485My Little Pony2012-07-05T02:49:36Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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[[Image:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris Chan: The original brony]]<br />
'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a line of [[toys]] and animated programs intended for girls aged 4-8. Chris picked up an interest in the franchise after being introduced to it by [[Megan]] in [[2007]], buying several of the toys as well as making custom-made My Little Pony dolls for his friends. He has since developed an interest in the "[[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]" cartoon.<br />
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==Chris and ponies==<br />
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]<br />
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The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].<br />
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In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this was viewed as a very revealing aspect of Chris's life, earning him the mockery of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]] yet again.<br />
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In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponys<!--Y doesn't change to IE when pluralizing a proper name--> hanging from his ceiling.<br />
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One of the latest known references to MLP made by Chris was on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where Chris used a picture of Applejack from the more recent ''[[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' animated series as his avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series- [[Rainbow|Rainbow Dash]]. <br />
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[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Applejack as Chris's avatar on [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]].]]<br />
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A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction_of_EX_relationship_status|Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's [[3DS]] in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Wristwatch-SwissWatch]] video.<br />
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Chris also has a ''Friendship is Magic'' playlist on his [[YouTube]] account that includes all the episodes, confirming once and for all his love for a children's show.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F Chris's ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'' playlist on YouTube]</ref> Considering [[Ghostbusters|his]] [[Transformers|previous]] [[Pokemon|track]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|record]], it's not exactly surprising. In the [[Facebook]] note he made on the 31st March, 2012, he complains about "gum gabbing gossip columnists working for a corrupt editor", which is the plot for the episode [http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Ponyville_Confidential "Ponyville Confidential"] (which aired not too long before the note was made), the giveaway being that the ''nom de plume'' used in the episode was 'Gabby Gums'.<br />
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On 24 [[April 2012]], Chris wrote a note on his [[Facebook]], calling for the rescue of the MLP:FiM character "Derpy Hooves", explaining how the character could be used to educate children about the benefits of [[autism]].<br />
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On the 26 [[June 2012]], Chris whined about dark pony related media on his [[Facebook]] via [[Twitter]]. He mentioned watching an animated adaption of the [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction Cupcakes] fanfiction and the "SHED" instalment of the [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ponymov .MOV series]. He took particular offence at Rainbow Dash - a tomboyish character - being killed, which is featured in both videos, and wondered if people did it because they hate Tomboys/Tomgirls.<br />
He went on to rant about the "Dark Parodies" being the reason behind his writer's block, before descending into a tirade of hatred against people in general.<br />
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==Cutie mark==<br />
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In the [[Forgot the Glitter|new videos]] released on [[February_2012|Feb 25th]], Chris was spotted showing off a drawing on his left thigh which he calls his "cutie mark". It is the combination of the male and female symbol, surprisingly ''not'' having anything to do with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for once. It does not seem to be a real tattoo, but instead is drawn on, most likely with his [[Chris and Art|felt-tip pens]]. <br />
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In the ''My Little Pony'' universe, a cutie mark is a symbol representing an individual pony's special talent and interest. Chris's special talent, it seems, is being a [[tomgirl]]. Considering [[Chris and art|most]] [[Chris and music|other]] [[Spanish|things]] [[Chris and writing|Chris]] [[Chris and cosplaying|has]] [[Sonichu (comic)|tried]] and almost always failed at, it's still not all that surprising.<br />
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==In the comics==<br />
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|Show this to any father with a young daughter and he'd probably think she made it. Purposely bad.]]<br />
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Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony.<br />
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After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"<br />
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness<br />
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!Chris' creation<br />
!Original<br />
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|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan<br />
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose<br />
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]][[File:159-ChrokiChan.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Semen|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan|camouflaged]].<br />
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|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage<br />
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose<br />
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref><br />
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|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto<br />
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose<br />
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.<br />
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|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchamest]]<br />
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose<br />
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]],'' though part of the name may come from Squall Leonhart of Final Fantasy 8.<br />
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|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal<br />
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean<br />
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter. <br />
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|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior<br />
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose<br />
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]].<br />
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|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game<br />
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose<br />
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.<br />
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|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana<br />
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)<br />
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. [[Chris and Sex|Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since]].<br />
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|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait<br />
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose<br />
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.<br />
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|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah<br />
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose<br />
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].<br />
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|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna<br />
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose<br />
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.<br />
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|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey<br />
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose<br />
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony.<br />
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|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico<br />
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose<br />
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise. <br />
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|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck<br />
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose<br />
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.<br />
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==See also ==<br />
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]<br />
*[[List of toys]]<br />
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==References==<br />
<references /><br />
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==External links==<br />
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]] at [[Wikipedia]]<br />
*<s> [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download] </s> - Dead link.<br />
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[[Category:Toys]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pedo-Glasses&diff=161294Pedo-Glasses2012-06-29T18:14:42Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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{{Quote|My frames are good; [[Chris and Fashion|they look good to me]], and they are the best fit for my lenses anyway.|Chris, [[Mailbag 14#The pedoglasses stay|on his choice in eyewear]].}}<br />
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[[Image:069-SchuGlasses.jpg|thumb|Right|Sonichu on his pedo-glasses - "I think I've picked the wrong frames." Yes, yes you have.]]<br />
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The '''[[Pedo]]-Glasses''', also known as the '''[[Rapist]] Glasses''', are the colloquial names for [[Chris]]'s spectacles, the appearance of which have been described variously as recalling some form of [[sex]]ual deviant, usually along the lines of a [[pedofork]]. He began wearing them on 2 February 1998.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref> In late [[October 2010]], Chris broke his glasses and repaired them with Crayola Model Magic.<ref>[[WeighIn]]</ref><br />
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==Glasses== <br />
They are double-bridged (to reduce damage induced by fits of [[tard rage]]) and somewhat oversized, their roundness emphasizing Chris's pudgy face and generally rotund form. The earpieces are connected by a string attachment that nobody else under the age of sixty would use. Regardless, Chris has defended his choice of eyewear with the truism that [[Madman Rising|"it helps me see better"]], although they remained conspicuously absent from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] for some time.<br />
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Often these type of frames and lenses are among the few pairs available by default to a patient at little to no cost if they want to utilize their [[monthly tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] on vision benefits. Of course, many tend to spend some extra cash on a much better pair of frames, but Chris has better things [[Chris and money|to buy]].<br />
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In [[May 2012]], a [[Facebook]] profile pic showed that Chris had replaced the Pedo-Glasses with a relatively normal pair; unfortunately, this improvement is offset by his being a creepy [[Tomgirl]] with awful hair.<br />
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==Dramatic glasses removal==<br />
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Chris has been known to emphatically remove his glasses from his face for dramatic effect in his videos, often putting them on just so he can tear them off again, like the manchild version of David Caruso. (For a useful example in context, see his video from [[100 2188|27 May 2010]], where he removes his glasses, puts them back on, and removes them again within the space of less than thirty seconds.)<br />
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In various videos Chris also appears to take his glasses off and throw them to the floor. This was particularly common during his feud with [[Liquid Chris]], when the dispute over his identity had him especially wound up — see [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|here]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|here]] for examples. In a [[WeighIn|couple of]] [[FullHouse|videos]] posted in October 2010, it appears Chris has wrapped tape over the bridge of his glasses, showing that all those dramatic removals have finally taken their toll on Chris's frames. The tape was later replaced by a more permanent solution in form of a nose-piece, crafted in crayola model magic.<br />
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How exactly his frames broke in the first place is unknown. [[The_MovingForward_videos|The MovingForward Videos]] show that Chris sometimes stores his glasses in his back pocket, though, so it's not entirely unlikely that he simply forgot they were there and [[Obesity|sat on them]].<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:043-CWCsFavHitsIn.jpg|Early appearance<br />
File:485-CWCsF.JPG|The Pedo-Glasses in oil pastels<br />
File:Cwcregularglasses.JPG|Modern day appearance of the glasses<br />
File:Cwctapedglasses.JPG|Taped glasses after suffering some [[Chris and anger|abuse]]<br />
File:Cwcmagicglasses.JPG|Chris fashioned a new bridge from Crayola fuckin' Model Magic<br />
File:TG15.jpg|in the [[tomgirl|Tomgirl Pictures]] Chris is seen with a new set of glasses.<br />
File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|Now 1% normal!<br />
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== Sources ==<br />
<references/><br />
{{Mannerisms}}<br />
{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
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[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]<br />
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=My_Little_Pony&diff=161235My Little Pony2012-06-28T02:19:39Z<p>Cleftpalete: I have not given up monitoring this page. If anything looks like it was written by a brony, I'll change it.</p>
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[[Image:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris Chan: The original brony]]<br />
'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a line of [[toys]] and animated programs intended for girls aged 4-8. Chris picked up an interest in the franchise after being introduced to it by [[Megan]] in [[2007]], buying several of the toys as well as making custom-made My Little Pony dolls for his friends. He has since developed an interest in the "[[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]" cartoon.<br />
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==Chris and ponies==<br />
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]<br />
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The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].<br />
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In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this was viewed as a very revealing aspect of Chris's life, earning him the mockery of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]] yet again.<br />
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In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponys<!--Y doesn't change to IE when pluralizing a proper name--> hanging from his ceiling.<br />
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One of the latest known references to MLP made by Chris was on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where Chris used a picture of Applejack from the more recent ''[[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' animated series as his avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series- [[Rainbow|Rainbow Dash]]. <br />
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[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Applejack as Chris's avatar on [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]].]]<br />
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A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction_of_EX_relationship_status|Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's [[3DS]] in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Wristwatch-SwissWatch]] video.<br />
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Chris also has a ''Friendship is Magic'' playlist on his [[YouTube]] account that includes all the episodes, confirming once and for all his love for a children's show.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F Chris's ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'' playlist on YouTube]</ref> Considering [[Ghostbusters|his]] [[Transformers|previous]] [[Pokemon|track]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|record]], it's not exactly surprising. In the [[Facebook]] note he made on the 31st March, 2012, he complains about "gum gabbing gossip columnists working for a corrupt editor", which is the plot for the episode [http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Ponyville_Confidential "Ponyville Confidential"] (which aired not too long before the note was made), the giveaway being that the nom de plume used in the episode was 'Gabby Gums'.<br />
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On 24 [[April 2012]], Chris wrote a note on his [[Facebook]], calling for the rescue of the MLP:FiM character "Derpy Hooves", a character who is characterized by her googly eyes and [[Slow-in-the-mind|slow method of thinking]]. However, Chris saw it as a vehicle to gain more pity towards him by sympathizing with a character that had a sort of disability.<br />
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On the 26th [[June 2012]], Chris whined about dark pony related media on his [[Facebook]] via [[Twitter]]. He mentioned watching an animated adaption of the [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction Cupcakes] fanfiction and the "SHED" instalment of the [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ponymov .MOV series]. He took particular offence at Rainbow Dash - an apparently tomboyish character - being killed; of which both videos feature happening, and wondered if people did it because they hate Tomboys/Tomgirls.<br />
He went on to rant about the "Dark Parodies" being the reason behind his writer's block, before descending into a tirade of hatred against people in general.<br />
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==Cutie mark==<br />
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In the [[Forgot the Glitter|new videos]] released on [[February_2012|Feb 25th]], Chris was spotted showing off a drawing on his left thigh which he calls his "cutie mark". It is the combination of the male and female symbol, surprisingly ''not'' having anything to do with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for once. It does not seem to be a real tattoo, but instead is drawn on, most likely with his [[Chris and Art|felt-tip pens]]. <br />
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In the ''My Little Pony'' universe, a cutie mark is a symbol representing an individual pony's special talent and interest. Chris's special talent, it seems, is being a [[tomgirl]]. Considering [[Chris and art|most]] [[Chris and music|other]] [[Spanish|things]] [[Chris and writing|Chris]] [[Chris and cosplaying|has]] [[Sonichu (comic)|tried]] and almost always failed at, it's still not all that surprising.<br />
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==In the comics==<br />
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|Show this to any father with a young daughter and he'd probably think she made it. Purposely bad.]]<br />
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Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony.<br />
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After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"<br />
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness<br />
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!Chris' creation<br />
!Original<br />
![[Card games|TCG card]]<br />
!Notes<br />
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|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan<br />
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose<br />
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]][[File:159-ChrokiChan.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Semen|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan|camouflaged]].<br />
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|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage<br />
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose<br />
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref><br />
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|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto<br />
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose<br />
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchamest]]<br />
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose<br />
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]],'' though part of the name may come from Squall Leonhart of Final Fantasy 8.<br />
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|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal<br />
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean<br />
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter. <br />
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|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior<br />
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose<br />
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]].<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game<br />
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose<br />
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.<br />
|- <br />
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana<br />
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)<br />
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. [[Chris and Sex|Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since]].<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait<br />
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose<br />
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah<br />
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose<br />
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna<br />
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose<br />
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey<br />
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose<br />
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico<br />
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose<br />
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise. <br />
|-<br />
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck<br />
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose<br />
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.<br />
|}<br />
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==See also ==<br />
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]<br />
*[[List of toys]]<br />
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==References==<br />
<references /><br />
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==External links==<br />
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]] at [[Wikipedia]]<br />
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]<br />
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[[Category:Toys]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Facebook&diff=161234Facebook2012-06-28T02:10:48Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Clyde Cash|the Beast]].]]<br />
'''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]]. <br />
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On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard. <br />
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Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].<br />
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Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.<br />
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On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals.<br />
==Notes From The Man Himself==<br />
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===I am a good man===<br />
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Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm <br />
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There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.<br />
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Please do not believe those terrible rumors; [[Twin Falling Towers|I am a good man]] who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.<br />
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Please help me, so I can help you one day.<br />
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===The Common Question, "Do I know you?"===<br />
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Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm<br />
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When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me."<br />
The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.<br />
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===Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...===<br />
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Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm<br />
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Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.<br />
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Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===What I am looking for in a woman===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|1=<br />
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am<br />
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<nowiki>**</nowiki>Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).<br />
<br />
-21 to 29-years old<br /><br />
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT<br /><br />
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better<br /><br />
-NOT A Smoker<br /><br />
-Carefree/Light-Hearted<br /><br />
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)<br /><br />
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem<br /><br />
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)<br /><br />
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches<br /><br />
-Brunette or Blonde hair<br /><br />
-B-Cup size minimum<br /><br />
-Clean<br /><br />
-Casual<br /><br />
-Not Crazy or Abusive<br /><br />
-Make-Up Optional<br /><br />
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Unsolicited Friend Requests===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|1=<br />
Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm<br />
<br />
'''Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED,''' ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have '''NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.'''<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Shooting Myself in the Foot===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|1=<br />
Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm<br />
<br />
I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief".]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===An Open Note===<br />
{{quotebox|1=<br />
Sunday, [[April 2012|April 1, 2012]] at 11:12pm<br />
<br />
I want to make something very clear to everyone on [[the internet]]. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]]. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who [[Megan Schroeder|turned Coldest]] [[The Wallflower|Shoulder Against me]] and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]<br />
<br />
The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, [[Barbara]], and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of [[Bob Chandler|my father]] gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.<br />
<br />
You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===<br />
<br />
(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|1=<br />
Friday, [[April 2012|April 13, 2012]] at 10:08pm <br />
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It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.<br />
<br />
[[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.<br />
<br />
And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own [[Lie|self-fabricated theories and fables]]; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.<br />
<br />
You Trolls, Get A Life.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br/><br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br/><br />
4/13/2012<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|1=<br />
Monday [[April 2012|April 16, 2012]] at 4:21am<br />
<br />
Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j<br />
<br />
I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].<br />
<br />
[[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.<br />
<br />
You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|once innocent]] good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.<br />
<br />
HA HA HA.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>**</nowiki>This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.<ref>http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg</ref><br />
}}<br />
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===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|1=<br />
Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45<br />
<br />
In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of "[[South Park]]"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.<br />
<br />
Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because [[Chris and reality|we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.]]<br />
<br />
I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.<br />
<br />
Christian Weston Chandler.<br />
April 25, 2012<br />
<br />
MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps<br />
www.youtube.com<br />
UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...<br />
<br />
[[File:Saved.jpg]]<br />
<br />
<nowiki>http://www.savederpy.com</nowiki><br />
}}<br />
<br />
Chris later commented<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|1=<br />
And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===I have decided===<br />
{{quotebox|1=<br />
Thursday, 26 [[April 2012]] at 19:35<br />
<br />
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and [[Mimms|Photographs]] are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].<br />
<br />
I Welcome All.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br/><br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br/><br />
April 25, 2012<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|1=<br />
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''<br />
<br />
I Welcome All.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br/><br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br/><br />
April 25, 2012<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Chris later commented:<br />
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{{quotebox|1=<br />
I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}<br />
<br />
===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D===<br />
28 April 2012<br />
{{quotebox|1=<br />
<br />
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!<br />
<br />
You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j<br />
<br />
To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken "facts".]]<br />
<br />
You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].<br />
<br />
In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]<br />
<br />
I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]<br />
<br />
YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br />
<br />
4/28/2012<br />
<br />
<nowiki>**</nowiki>More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "[[Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps]]".<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===<br />
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41<br />
<br />
And to quell one question. "[[JenkinsJinkies]]" "[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Lucrid.jpg]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Hey, Trollies===<br />
{{quotebox|1=Tuesday, 1 [[May 2012]] at 5:53<br />
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You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All. <br />
<br />
And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have [[Chris and sex|Sexual Intercourse]] with a Half-[[Cherokee]] Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Village Voice Media|backpage]].<br />
<br />
You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Wallet duct-tape wallet]. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.<br />
<br />
I ain't tellin' ya nothing.<br />
<br />
[[Autism|I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.]]<br />
<br />
I ain't tellin' ya nothing.<br />
<br />
Good Day,<br />
Christian W. Chandler.<br />
[[May 2012|May 1, 2012]]<br />
<br />
P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.}}<br />
<br />
Chris's "Hynamin" show is probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jamie Hyneman|Jamie Hyneman]]; there was a ''[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|MythBusters]]'' live show in [[Barack Obama|Washington, D.C.]] on 24 [[March 2012]], 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.<ref>[http://www.mythbusterstour.com/washington-tickets/]</ref> Hyneman was also at a USA Science & Engineering Festival on 28-29 [[April 2012]] at Virginia Tech, 162 miles (261 km) away.<ref>[http://www.vtnews.vt.edu/articles/2012/04/042512-vbi-usasef.html]</ref><br />
<br />
===Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!===<br />
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 5 [[May 2012]] at 6:43<br />
<br />
She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a [[Gal-pal|friend.]]<br />
<br />
Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler.<br />
<br />
May 3, 2012}}<br />
<br />
===Mimms===<br />
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 12 [[May 2012]] at 6:35<br />
<br />
Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me.<br />
<br />
Facebook.com/TehRussian<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler<br />
<br />
5/12/2012}}<br />
<br />
===To The Trolls===<br />
This message was in response to a discussion on the [[CWCki]] forums about a poster campaign on 2 [[June 2012]], alerting the people of [[Charlottesville]] to Chris's degeneracy.<ref>[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]</ref><br />
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 4 [[June 2012]] at [[Biological clock|02:20]]<br />
<br />
I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating [[Trolls|bastards]]. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|shit]] [[lies]], including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account]]; there was NO MOLE.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br />
June 4, 2012<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
===Hey! Damn trolls!===<br />
<br />
Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and [[28 October 2011|his impending arraignment in July]], the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.]]<br />
<br />
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{{quotebox|1=Wednesday 27 [[June 2012]]<br />
<br />
Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Homos|HATING]] Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Niggos|DISCRIMINATING]] Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Megan|HARASSING]] Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Bob|GIVING ME GRIEF]]!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Death Threats|WANTING ME DEAD]]!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Michael Snyder|BAD-MOUTHING]] Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Twitter|BLOGGING]] ABOUT Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|HAVING FORUMS]] ABOUT Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[CWCki|HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES]] ABOUT Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[6 June 2010|PHOTOGRAPHING]] and [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|PHOTOSHOPPING]] Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[ShecameforCWC|DRAWING]] Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Lars%27_Ship_Has_Sunk|MOCKING]] Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit MAKING ME LOOK [[Naive|STUPID]], [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|DUMB]], [[Slow-in-the-mind|RETARDED]], [[Twin Falling Towers|EVIL]], [[Sonichu Special 4|VILLIANOUS]], [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|BLOOD-THIRSTY]], [[Don%27t_Mess_With_Me|MURDEROUS]], [[White_knight#Chris_is_not_a_good_net_citizen|UNSOCIABLE]], UNCARING, [[Chris and Remorse|UNEMPATHETIC]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNCOMPASSIONATE]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers|HATABLE]], [[Chris and Race|DETESTABLE]], [[Chris and Anger|IRRITABLE]], [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|CRAPPED-ON]], ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing For Sympathy|MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE]]!!!<br />
<br />
Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND [[Chris and English|TO BE]]!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==iPhone==<br />
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page suggested that he was posting from an iPhone or other iOS device.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png</ref><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, part 1<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, part 2<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, part 3<br />
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Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1<br />
Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2<br />
Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|"Do I know you?" 1<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|"Do I know you?" 2<br />
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Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg<br />
Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].<br />
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].<br />
File:Christran2.jpg | Another facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.<br />
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012<br />
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.<br />
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests<br />
File:Chfb1.png| February leak part 1<br />
File:Chfb2.png| February leak part 2<br />
File:Chfb3.png| February leak part 3<br />
File:Chfb4.png| February leak part 4<br />
File:Cwc.png|February leak part 5<br />
File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing<br />
File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)<br />
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)<br />
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.<br />
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.<br />
File:Derpy.PNG|The first Brony speaks.<br />
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.<br />
File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.<br />
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.<br />
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.<br />
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].<br />
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012<br />
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png<br />
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png<br />
File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine<br />
File:Train wreck.JPG<br />
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.<br />
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect seeing the MLP parodies had on him.<br />
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Facebook messages]]<br />
*[[Facebook statuses]]<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
==External links==<br />
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?imfjwnjrzi0 Notes]<br />
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?20mnnd1juu5 Status]<br />
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 His new Facebook profile]<br />
{{The Internet}}<br />
[[Category:Chris's websites]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Quizzes&diff=161108Quizzes2012-06-23T18:42:58Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Quiz Random Humor 4.jpg|400px|thumb|The wife wants a night breakfast with her husband; she has an egg; he the milk.]]<br />
<br />
On the MyBUZZ! website, which promotes the [[PlayStation 3]] game [[Wikipedia:Buzz!: Quiz TV|''Buzz!: Quiz TV'']], [[Chris]] created '''quizzes''' for his fans to answer. Most were uploaded in [[April 2009|April]] and [[May 2009]].<br />
<br />
In alphabetical order, Chris created the following quizzes:<br />
<br />
* [[Autism]]<br />
* [[Optimus Prime|Autobots]], Transform and Roll Out<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
* [[Random-access humor|CWC Random Humor]]<br />
* CWC's Dating Education Exam - see [[Dating Education#Final Exam|dating education]] for this quiz<br />
* [[Transformers|Decepticons]], Rise Up!<br />
* ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'' Quiz<br />
* ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' Set Set, Bonus, DLC<br />
* ''Guitar Hero'' Song Match 1<br />
* ''Guitar Hero'' Song Match Set 1<br />
* ''Guitar Hero [[South Park]]''<br />
* ''Guitar Hero'', Name the Rocker<br />
* ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' Costume Quiz<br />
* Peanut Gallery<br />
* [[Sonic]] the Hedgehog History<br />
* Sonic Vs. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]<br />
* [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] Quiz from CWC<br />
* Sonichu Quiz 2<br />
* [[Troll]] Quiz<br />
* Who's On First<br />
<br />
==Quizzes==<br />
===[[Christian Weston Chandler]] Quiz===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. Before [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], who was his first cartoon hero?<br />
* [[American Rabbit]] {{w|⇠ see}} {{wl|User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992}}<br />
* [[Gay|Care Bear, Tenderheart]]<br />
* [[Nintendo|Super Mario]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Unico|Unico]] (the [[anime]] unicorn)<br />
<br />
2. Which is his favorite movie of all time?<br />
* [[Mary Poppins]] {{w|⇠ see}} {{wl|Mary Poppins}}<br />
* [[Wikipedia:On the Town (film)|On the Town]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Toy Story|Toy Story]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Singin' in the Rain|Singin' in the Rain]]<br />
<br />
3. He sees himself as a strong, noble leader-type figure like this leader<br />
* [[Optimus Prime]] {{w|⇠ see}} {{wl|User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#More Information About Myself}}<br />
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:List_of_The_Powerpuff_Girls_characters#Blossom|Powerpuff Girl, Blossom]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Fox McCloud|Fox Mccloud]]<br />
<br />
4. Which of these popular stars guest-starred in his [[dream]]s of choosing either celebrity or closer [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] in real life?<br />
* [[Power Rangers|Amy jo Johnson]]<br />
* [[Britney Spears]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Christina Aguilera|Christina Agularia]]<br />
* Pamela Anderson {{w|⇠ see}} {{wl|Vanessa IRC Chat 2}} {{w|and}} {{wl|IRC (18 December 2008)}} {{w|and}} {{wl|IRC (31 December 2008)}}<br />
<br />
5. In a repeated past dream, where did chris find his unknown sweetheart?<br />
* At a rockin' concert<br />
* At the [[high school]] prom<br />
* [[Sonichu 5|A friend's weeding]]<br />
* [[RomanticLabyrinth|In a watery maze]] {{w|⇠ see}} {{wl|Dreams#The_watery_maze_dream}}<br />
<br />
6. Chris earned [[honor roll]] throughout middle and [[high school]]s; which other achievement was he recognized for?<br />
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Diploma and CADD degree certificate]]<br />
* Made the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]]'s list<br />
* Varsity [[basketball]] manager<br />
* All of these {{w|⇠ see}} {{wl|CADD}} {{w|and}} {{wl|Piedmont Virginia Community College}} {{w|and}} {{wl|Joseph Herring}}<br />
<br />
7. Chris was diagnosed in his life for having what?<br />
* [[Asperchu|Alzheimers]]<br />
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Aspergers]]<br />
* [[Autism]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* All of these<br />
<br />
8. Chris feels annoyed when others misunderstand him and twists his own words around, what would he appreciate very much?<br />
* Please do not yell at me<br />
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Please cease and remove all slanders against me]]<br />
* Please respect my feelings and space as a person {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Please let me regain my mind's peace<br />
<br />
===[[Autism]] Quiz===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. Autism is a brain development disorder characterized by...<br />
* [[Chris and English#Written language|Impared communication]]<br />
* [[Chris and English#Spoken language|Impared social interaction]]<br />
* [[Chris's mannerisms|Restricted, repetitive behavior]]<br />
* All of these {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
2. People with autism often have trouble understanding what?<br />
* Nonverbal social cues {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* People in general<br />
* The world<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler|All of these]]<br />
<br />
3. Many [[autistic]] people show superior skill in what?<br />
* Drawing<br />
* Shape-matching<br />
* Perception and attention {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[CADD|Computer skills]]<br />
<br />
4. Special education and behavior therapy early in life can help children get...<br />
* [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Self-care skills]]<br />
* Social skills<br />
* [[Wendy's|Job skills]]<br />
* All of these {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
5. High-functioning autistic people have what?<br />
* [[Slow-in-the-minds|Less communication skills]]<br />
* [[Autism#Chris's symptoms|Less emotional content in speech]]<br />
* [[Kacey|Less able to interpret non-verbal cues]]<br />
* [[Lie|Above-average IQ]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
6. After special education and therapy, what is really good for an HFA person?<br />
* Mainstreaming {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Chris's room|Isolate]]<br />
* Institution<br />
* Nothing<br />
<br />
7. Which of these [[Ego|famous]] people has had a form of autism?<br />
* [[Ego|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Janet Frame|Janet Frame]]<br />
* [[Art]]ist Michelangelo<br />
* All of them {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
8. Autism of any form is similar to Asperger's.<br />
* Yes they are similar<br />
* [[Lie|No they have nothing in common]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Maybe<br />
* I don't know<br />
<br />
===[[Troll]] Quiz===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. You know you're a [[troll]] if...<br />
* You're a nerd<br />
* You're a jock<br />
* [[Chris and Music|You're so vain]]<br />
* You're obsessing over some [[Ego|famous person]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
2. You know you're a troll if...<br />
* You have [[:File:Csof111.JPG|pale skin]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* You have some sunlight<br />
* You have a [[Clyde Cash|good tan]]<br />
* all of these<br />
<br />
3. You know you're a troll if your favorite thing is...<br />
* Your [[Nintendo|game boy]]<br />
* The [[internet]]<br />
* Your computer<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler|The internet and your computer]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
4. You know you're a troll if your hobbies include...<br />
* [[Lies|Lying to everyone]]<br />
* Playing with [[Transformers|Decepticons]]<br />
* [[BlueSpike|Deceiving people into doing sex stuff]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Model-making<br />
<br />
5. You know you're a troll if you live...<br />
* In a barn<br />
* In a tool shed<br />
* [[Chris's room|In a dark, dank room]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Ruckersville, VA|In the middle of nowhere]]<br />
<br />
6. You know you're a troll if you are...<br />
* [[Masturbating]] more than once in a day<br />
* [[Jack Thaddeus|Hacking into the person's accounts]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Playing Dungeon and Dragons<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler|Playing video games 24/7]]<br />
<br />
7. You know you're a troll if you...<br />
* [[PVCC|Go to school]]<br />
* [[Wendy's|Have a job]]<br />
* [[Monthly tugboat|Have to steal someone else's money]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Clyde Cash|Are rich]]<br />
<br />
8. You know you're a troll if...<br />
* You're enjoying life<br />
* You're hating life<br />
* You're living it up<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler|You have no life]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
Ironically, Chris, according to this quiz, is a troll with a score of 5/8. Apparently, [[Niggos|black people]] can't be trolls, but stalkers, paparazzi, and sufferers of [[Wikipedia:Celebrity Worship Syndrome|Celebrity Worship Syndrome]] are.<br />
<br />
===[[Transformers|Autobots, Transform and Roll Out]]===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. Volkswagon Beetle<br />
<br />
* Bumblebee {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Gears<br />
* Cliffjumper<br />
* Brawn<br />
<br />
2. Sports car with stereo<br />
<br />
* Silverstreak<br />
* Wheeljack<br />
* Blaster<br />
* [[Niggos|Jazz]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
3. [[Jerkops|Police car]]<br />
<br />
* Hound<br />
* Prowl {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Silverstreak<br />
* Wheeljack<br />
<br />
4. [[Pedofork|Red van]]<br />
<br />
* Hoist<br />
* Ratchet<br />
* Ironhide {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Inferno<br />
<br />
5. Tow truck<br />
<br />
* Smokescreen<br />
* Inferno<br />
* Red Alert<br />
* Hoist {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
6. [[Duck|Microscope]]<br />
<br />
* Blaster<br />
* Wheeljack<br />
* Ratchet<br />
* Perceptor {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
7. Mack truck with trailer<br />
<br />
* Optimus Prime {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Huffer<br />
* Bumblebee<br />
* Inferno<br />
<br />
8. Fire truck<br />
<br />
* Ironhide<br />
* Red Alert<br />
* Smokescreen<br />
* Inferno {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
===CWC [[Random-access humor|Random Humor]]===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. [[Wes Iseli|Walter Grisby]] threw a...<br />
<br />
* Tripple-e<br />
* Derby<br />
* Slurpee<br />
* Frisbee {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
2. Debbie Lubu had a...<br />
<br />
* bom-bom<br />
* [[tom-tom]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* com-com<br />
* bamm-bamm<br />
<br />
3. The wife wants a night breakfast with her husband; she has an__; he the__<br />
<br />
* apple, banana<br />
* [[Christian's sex joke|egg, milk]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* omelete, cheese<br />
* orange, grapefruit<br />
<br />
4. Having one of these sitting on your head will make you into paper.<br />
<br />
* [[duck]]<br />
* [[HippoOnYourHead|hippopotamus]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* monkey<br />
* [[Sonic|hedgehog]]<br />
<br />
5. A baseball team has 18 of these, can't hold them, and are used at all games<br />
<br />
* baseball<br />
* glove<br />
* eyeball {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* bat<br />
<br />
6. This is a mellow color.<br />
<br />
* blue<br />
* [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|yellow]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* orange<br />
* green<br />
<br />
7. This is a very fun and hot place (eso es un lado divertido y caliente).<br />
<br />
* La pacina con chicas bonitas<br />
* Abriendo un arbol de limon<br />
* [[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova|La cocina en la case de casanova]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Un hotel sin aire conditional<br />
<br />
8. [[wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Carrots are good for for your eyes, can it dial a phone?]]<br />
<br />
* That's really stupid! {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* yes<br />
* no<br />
* I don't know.<br />
<br />
===CWC's Dating Education Exam===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. About how many % of regular girls ditch boys, and how many % of pretty girl ditch boys?<br />
<br />
* 73/98 {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* 10/100<br />
* 50/50<br />
* 75/13<br />
<br />
2. Which of the following characteristics attract your opposite gender best?<br />
<br />
* class clown<br />
* none of these {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[The Creepy Stare|silent types]]<br />
* [[Chris|bragger]]<br />
<br />
3. When is it appropriate to ask for a phone number?<br />
<br />
* do not buzz! (probably means no answer)<br />
* middle of conversation<br />
* end of conversation {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* upfront<br />
<br />
4. Boys can be like magnets, and girls the metal, when the boy is confident, honest and smart.<br />
<br />
* true {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* false<br />
* do not buzz!<br />
* do not buzz!<br />
<br />
5. If the relationship does not work out, you what?<br />
<br />
* worry<br />
* [[Blanca|m]][[Sarah Jackson|o]][[PandaHalo|v]][[Julie|e]] [[Ivy|o]][[Kacey|n]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* none of these<br />
* cry and pout<br />
<br />
6. How should you approach your opposite gender if you're really shy?<br />
<br />
* As a friend first {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* With [[Hanky-panky|hankey]] in mind<br />
* [[Hooker incident|Pay money]]<br />
* Run away<br />
<br />
7. Is she/he gives you a wrong number, try harder on that person.<br />
<br />
* true<br />
* false {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* do not buzz!<br />
* do not buzz!<br />
<br />
8. To keep your girl/guy liking you, you should what?<br />
<br />
* [[Chris and art|Show off one skill]]<br />
* [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Keep clean]]<br />
* [[Autism|Act normal]]<br />
* All of these {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
===Decepticons, Rise Up!===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. Red and blue fighter jet<br />
<br />
* Ramjet<br />
* Skywarp<br />
* Thundercracker<br />
* Starscream {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
2. Microcasette player<br />
<br />
* Soundwave {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Laserbeak<br />
* Ravage<br />
* Rumble<br />
<br />
3. Army jeep<br />
<br />
* Octane<br />
* Swindle {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Mixmaster<br />
* Scrapper<br />
<br />
4. Payloader<br />
<br />
* Scavneger<br />
* Scrapper {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Mixmaster<br />
* Wideload<br />
<br />
5. P-38/PLasma cannon<br />
<br />
* Blitzwing<br />
* Shockwave<br />
* Thundercracker/Cyclonus<br />
* Megatron/Galvatron {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
6. Tank/jet<br />
<br />
* Cyclonus<br />
* Astrotrain<br />
* Blitzwing {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Megatron<br />
<br />
7. Rhino<br />
<br />
* Leobreaker<br />
* Headstrong {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Grimlock<br />
* Dinobot<br />
<br />
8. Tanker truck/jet<br />
<br />
* Headstrong<br />
* Wideload<br />
* Motormaster<br />
* Octane {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
===''[[Gilligan's Island]]'' Quiz===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. Gilligan sang a song version of what famous question?<br />
<br />
* If I only had a brain<br />
* [[Gilligan Be or Not|To be or not to be]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Can a pig fly?<br />
* Blue bananas?<br />
<br />
2. Why does a man climb a mountain?<br />
<br />
* TO get to the other side<br />
* Because it's there {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* On a whim<br />
* No reason<br />
<br />
3. Who did Gilligan switch bodies with in the mind-swap episode?<br />
<br />
* Skipper<br />
* Professor<br />
* [[Jason Kendrick Howell|Mr. Howell]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Ginger<br />
<br />
4. Gilligan one-episode animal friend who he fed corn beef was what?<br />
<br />
* A pidgeon<br />
* A monkey<br />
* A turtle<br />
* A lion {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
5. The man who played Mr. Howell also voiced who?<br />
<br />
* Mr. Magoo {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Underdogs<br />
* Bullwinkle<br />
* Danger Mouse<br />
<br />
6. The Skipper was afraid of what so bad, he climbed out and ran into a tree?<br />
<br />
* A lion<br />
* A tiki statue curse {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* A sea monster<br />
* A typhoon<br />
<br />
7. When Mr. Howell had a double, what did he realize could have confirmed him?<br />
<br />
* A birthmark<br />
* A tattoo<br />
* A mole<br />
* His signature {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
8. When Mary Anne had amnesia, who did she think she was?<br />
<br />
* Professor<br />
* Mrs. Howell<br />
* Gilligan<br />
* Ginger {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
===''[[Guitar Hero]]'' Set Set, Bonus, DLC===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. Dream on - Aerosmith<br />
<br />
* Bonus<br />
* Setlist<br />
* Multi-play {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* DLC<br />
<br />
2. Bark at the moon - Ozzy Osbourne<br />
<br />
* Bonus<br />
* Setlist {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Multi-play<br />
* DLC<br />
<br />
3. The end begins (to rock) - Gerald K. Marino<br />
<br />
* Bonus<br />
* Setlist<br />
* Multi-play<br />
* DLC {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
4. Ace of Spades - Motorhead<br />
<br />
* Bonus<br />
* Setlist {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Multi-play<br />
* DLC<br />
<br />
5. Cyanide - Metallica<br />
<br />
* Bonus<br />
* Setlist<br />
* Multi-play<br />
* DLC {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
6. Hier Kommt Alex - Die Toten Hosen<br />
<br />
* Bonus<br />
* Setlist<br />
* Multi-play {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* DLC<br />
<br />
7. Rock and Roll all night - Kiss<br />
<br />
* Bonus<br />
* Setlist {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Multi-play<br />
* DLC<br />
<br />
8. Gemini - Brian Kahanek<br />
<br />
* Bonus {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Setlist<br />
* Multi-play<br />
* DLC<br />
<br />
===''Guitar Hero'' Song Match 1===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. [[CWC More Than A Feeling|More than a feeling]] - [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero 2<br />
* Guitar Hero World Tour<br />
* Guitar Hero Aerosmith<br />
<br />
2. [[Homos|Top Gun]] Anthem - [[Wikipedia:|Harold Faltermeyer]]<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero Metallica<br />
* Guitar Hero Encore - Rock the 80s<br />
* Guitar Hero<br />
<br />
3. [[Wikipedia:Holy Diver (song)|Holy Diver]] - [[Wikipedia:Dio (band)|Dio]]<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero World Tour<br />
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock<br />
* Guitar Hero Encore - Rock the 80s {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero 2<br />
<br />
4. [[Wikipedia:Rag Doll (Aerosmith song)|Rag Doll]] - [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]]<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero Aerosmith {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock<br />
* Guitar Hero<br />
* Guitar Hero Metallica<br />
<br />
5. [[Wikipedia:Carry On Wayward Son|Carry On Wayward Son]] - [[Wikipedia:Kansas (band)|Kansas]]<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero 2 {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero<br />
* Guitar Hero World Tour<br />
* Guitar Hero [[South Park]]<br />
<br />
6. [[Wikipedia:Turn the Page (Bob Seger song)|Turn the Page]] (Live) - [[Wikipedia:Bob_Seger#The_Silver_Bullet_Band|Bob Segar and the Silver Bullet Band]]<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero Encore - Rock the 80s<br />
* Guitar Hero Metallica {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero Aerosmith<br />
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock<br />
<br />
7. [[Wikipedia:Heartbreaker (Pat Benatar song)|Heartbraker]] [''sic''] - [[Wikipedia:Pat Benatar|Pat Benatar]]<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero<br />
* Guitar Hero World Tour {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock<br />
* Guitar Hero Aerosmith<br />
<br />
8. [[Wikipedia:Smoke on the Water|Smoke on the water]] - [[Wikipedia:Deep Purple|Deep Purple]]<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock<br />
* Guitar Hero 2<br />
* Guitar Hero {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero World Tour<br />
<br />
===''Guitar Hero'' Song Match Set 2===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. [[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]] - [[Wikipedia:Motörhead|Motorhead]]<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero<br />
* Multi-play {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero Encore - Rock the 80s<br />
* Guitar Hero Metallica<br />
<br />
2. [[Wikipedia:Pretty Handsome Awkward|Pretty Hnadsome Awkward]] - [[Wikipedia:The Used|The Used]],and [[Transformers|the Autobots]]<br />
<br />
* Multi-play<br />
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero 2<br />
* Guitar Hero World Tour<br />
<br />
3. [[Wikipedia:What I've Done|What I've Done]] - [[Wikipedia:Linkin Park|Linkin Park]], and the Autobots<br />
(Yes, he really did write "and the Autobots." This song was used in the first live-action [[Transformers]] movie.)<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero Aerosmith<br />
* Guitar Hero World Tour {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero<br />
* Multi-play<br />
<br />
4. [[Wikipedia:Dream On (Aerosmith song)|Dream On]] - [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]]<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero Aerosmith<br />
* Guitar Hero 2<br />
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock<br />
* Multi-play {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
5. Thunderhorse - [[Adult Swim|Dethlok]]<br />
<br />
* Multi-play<br />
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock<br />
* Guitar Hero Metallica<br />
* Guitar Hero 2 {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
6. [[Wikipedia:Hier kommt Alex|Hier Kommt Alex]] - [[Wikipedia:Die Toten Hosen|Die Toten Hosen]]<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero World Tour<br />
* Multi-play {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero 2<br />
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock<br />
<br />
7. ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' - Monkey Steals the Peach<br />
<br />
* Multi-play<br />
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock<br />
* Guitar Hero 2<br />
* Guitar Hero {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
8. [[Wikipedia:Death Magnetic#Track listing|Suicide and Redemtion]] - [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]<br />
<br />
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock<br />
* Multi-play {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Guitar Hero World Tour<br />
* Guitar Hero Metallica<br />
<br />
===''Guitar Hero [[South Park]]''===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. [[Wikipedia:Free Bird (song)|Free Bird]] - [[Wikipedia:Lynyrd Skynyrd|Lynyrd Skynyrd]]<br />
<br />
* Yes, It rocked<br />
* Not in ''South Park'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
2. [[Wikipedia:Woman (Wolfmother song)|Woman]] - [[Wikipedia:Wolfmother|Wolfmother]]<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|Yes, It rocked]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Not in ''South Park''<br />
<br />
3. [[Wikipedia:John the Fisherman|John the fisherman]] - [[Wikipedia:Primus(band)|Primus]]<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|Yes, It rocked]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Not in ''South Park''<br />
<br />
4. [[Wikipedia:Jessica (instrumental)|Jessica]] - [[Wikipedia:The Allman Brothers Band|The Allman Brothers Band]]<br />
<br />
* Yes, It rocked<br />
* Not in ''South Park'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
5. [[Wikipedia:Jordan (composition)|Jordan]] - [[Wikipedia:Buckethead|Buckethead]]<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|Yes, It rocked]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Not in ''South Park''<br />
<br />
6. Thunderhorse - [[Wikipedia:Dethlok|Dethlok]]<br />
<br />
* Yes, It rocked<br />
* Not in ''South Park'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
7. [[Wikipedia:Carry On Wayward Son|Carry on my Wayward Son]] - [[Wikipedia:Kansas (band)|Kansas]]<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|Yes, It rocked]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Not in ''South Park''<br />
<br />
8. [[Wikipedia:Psychobilly Freakout|Psycobilly Freakout]] - [[Wikipedia:The Reverend Horton Heat|Reverand Horton Heat]]<br />
<br />
* Yes, It rocked<br />
* Not in ''South Park'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
===''[[Guitar Hero]]'', Name the Rocker===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. [[CWC More Than A Feeling|More than a feeling]]<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Boston (band)|Boston]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]]<br />
* [[Homos|David Bowie]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Zakk Wylde|Zakk Wylde]]<br />
<br />
2. [[Wikipedia:Message in a Bottle (song)|Message in a bottle]]<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Kansas (band)|Kansas]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Modest Mouse|Modest Mouse]]<br />
* [[Jerkops|The Police]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Foo Fighters|Foo Fighters]]<br />
<br />
3. [[Wikipedia:Rock You Like a Hurricane|Rock You Like a Huricane]]<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Dethlok|Dethlok]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Kiss (band)|Kiss]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Scorpions (band)|Scorpion]] [''sic''] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
4. [[Wikipedia:Walk This Way|Walk This Way]]<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Run–D.M.C.|Run DMC]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Blink-182|Blink182]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Oasis (band)|Oasis]]<br />
<br />
5. [[Barbara|Mommy]]'s [[Christian Weston Chandler|Little Monster]]<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Judas Priest|Judas Priest]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:System of a Down|System of a Down]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Bob_Seger#The_Silver_Bullet_Band|Bob Segar and The Silver Bullets]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Social Distortion|Social Distortion]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
6. [[Revive Zordon|Cat Scratch Fever]]<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Ted Nugent|Ted Nugent]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Zakk Wylde|Zakk Wylde]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Scorpions (band)|Scorpions]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Judas Priest|Judas Priest]]<br />
<br />
7. [[Wikipedia:I Wanna Rock|I Wanna Rock]]<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Twisted Sister|Twisted Sister]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Oingo Boingo|Oingo Boingo]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Kiss (band)|Kiss]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Accept (band)|Accept]]<br />
<br />
8. [[Wikipedia:Ziggy Stardust|Ziggy Stardust]]<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:ZZ Top|ZZ Top]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Bob_Seger#The_Silver_Bullet_Band|Bob Segar and The Silver Bullets]]<br />
* [[Homos|David Bowie]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Niggos|Jimi Hendrix]]<br />
<br />
===''[[LittleBiGPlanet]]'' Costume Quiz===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?<br />
<br />
* brick red skin {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Kratos (God of War)|kratos]] skin<br />
* red flowers<br />
* red flash<br />
<br />
2. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?<br />
<br />
* round eyes {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* white neon eyes<br />
* [[Niggos|ape]] eyes<br />
* cartoon eyes<br />
<br />
3. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Heavenly Sword|nariko]] wig<br />
* [[Niggos|afro wig]]<br />
* big wig {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* buzz hair<br />
<br />
4. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?<br />
<br />
* cardboard tv<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Kabuki|kabuki]] makeup<br />
* man-eating plant mask {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* monkey king tail<br />
<br />
5. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Patapon|patapon]] axe<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Patapon|patapon]] sword<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Patapon|patapon]] bow<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Patapon|patapon]] spear {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
6. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:MotorStorm|motorstorm]] wheel {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Wikipedia:MotorStorm|motorstorm]] trousers and boots<br />
* [[Wikipedia:MotorStorm|motorstorm]] helmet<br />
* [[Wikipedia:MotorStorm|motorstorm]] gloves<br />
<br />
7. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?<br />
<br />
* blue denim<br />
* yellow head<br />
* neon wireframe<br />
* ice wig {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
8. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?<br />
<br />
* [[Homos|pink panties]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[rainbow]] dot<br />
* red boxer shorts<br />
* life ring<br />
<br />
===[[Peanuts|Peanut]] Gallery===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. Where did [[Wikipedia:Charlie Brown|Charlie]] get [[Wikipedia:Snoopy|Snoopy]]?<br />
<br />
* playground<br />
* dog pound<br />
* kennel<br />
* daisy hill {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
2. Snoopy talked in the comic pages, but he spoke long-timein which show?<br />
<br />
* ''[[Wikipedia:Snoopy! The Musical|Snoopy, the musical]]'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* ''[[Wikipedia:The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show|The Charlie Brown and Snoopy show]]''<br />
* ''[[Wikipedia:Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown|Race for your life, Charlie Brown]]''<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (and Don't Come Back!!)|''Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown'']]<br />
<br />
3. [[Wikipedia:Frieda|Frieda]] constantly tries to get Snoopy to chase what?<br />
<br />
* moles<br />
* cats<br />
* mice<br />
* rabbits {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
4. [[Wikipedia:Sally Brown|Sally]] quoted a famous person by saying what?<br />
<br />
* It's better to have loved and lost<br />
* To beagle or not to beagle<br />
* To heir is divine<br />
* Speak softly and carry a beagle {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
5. What was the common catchphrase among the peanuts characters in general?<br />
<br />
* You blockhead<br />
* Good grief {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* I'm crazy<br />
* It's [[Wikipedia:Manfred von Richthofen|the Red Baron]]<br />
<br />
6. Name the fameous theme song.<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Linus and Lucy|Linus and Lucy]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Snoopy and Sally<br />
* Charlie and Patty<br />
* Marcie and Franklin<br />
<br />
7. What does Marcie call Patty?<br />
<br />
* Mister<br />
* Ma'am<br />
* Sir {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Mis<br />
<br />
8. Lucy calls everyone a what?<br />
<br />
* dummy<br />
* blockhead {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* dumbbell<br />
* idiot<br />
<br />
===[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] History===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. When did [[Sonic]] make his debut?<br />
<br />
* February, [[1991]]<br />
* June, [[1990]]<br />
* October, [[1992]]<br />
* June, [[1991]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
2. Name the character from the arcade game that starred [[Sonic]] and [[Mighty the Armadillo]].<br />
<br />
* Ray the flying squirll {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Rouge the Bat|Rouge the bat]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Vector the Crocodile|Vector the crocodile]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog video game characters#Charmy Bee|Charmy bee]]<br />
<br />
3. [[Knuckles]] goes around an amusment park to rescue Sonic in which title?<br />
<br />
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|Sonic Heroes]]''<br />
* ''[[Chaotic Combo|Knuckles' Chaotix]]'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Fighters|Sonic the Fighters]]''<br />
*''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Crackers|Sonic Crackers]]''<br />
<br />
4. What was the Sonic title to be released on [[Wikipedia:Sega Saturn|Sega Saturn]] which was shelved?<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4|''Sonic 4'']]<br />
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Crackers|Sonic Crackers]]''<br />
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X-treme|Sonic X-Treme]]'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic 3D|Sonic 3D Blast]]''<br />
<br />
5. Name the female who would have starred in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X-treme|Sonic X-Treme]]''.<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series)|Sally Acorn]]<br />
* Tiara Boobowski<ref>[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Tiara_Boobowski]</ref> {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Amy Rose]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog comic book characters#Mina Mongoose|Mina Mongoose]]<br />
<br />
6. Who from the [[Chaotix]] was left out in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']]?<br />
<br />
* Mighty the armodillo<ref>[[http://archiesonic.wikia.com/wiki/Mighty_the_Armadillo]]</ref> {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* Vector the crocodile<ref>[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Vector_the_Crocodile]</ref><br />
* Espio the chameleon<ref>[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Espio_the_Chameleon]</ref><br />
* Charmy bee<ref>[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Charmy_Bee]</ref><br />
<br />
7. Name the first Sonic game to feature titles before it.<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection|''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection'']]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Compilations in the Sonic series#Sonic Jam|''Sonic Jam'']] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* ''Sonic's Mega Collection''<br />
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sega Smash Pack|Sega Smash Pack]]''<br />
<br />
8. Which Sonic game was the first to feature an animation short?<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Compilations in the Sonic series#Sonic Jam|''Sonic Jam'']]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic 3D|''Sonic 3D Blast'']]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog CD|''Sonic CD'']] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic R|Sonic R]]''<br />
<br />
===[[Sonic]] Vs. [[Sonichu]]===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. Sonic-Boom Speed<br />
<br />
* both {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br />
* [[Sonichu]]<br />
<br />
2. Thunderbolt <br />
<br />
* both<br />
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br />
* [[Sonichu]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
3. Werehog transformation<ref>[[LittleBigPlanet]]</ref><ref>[[Quizzes]]</ref><ref>[[F Abstinance]]</ref><br />
<br />
* both<br />
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Sonichu]]<br />
<br />
4. Iron Tail<br />
<br />
* both<br />
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br />
* [[Sonichu]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
5. High-jump kick<br />
<br />
* both {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br />
* [[Sonichu]]<br />
<br />
6. Loved [[Rosechu|a female hedgehog]], and [[Sarah Hammer|a princess]]<br />
<br />
* both<br />
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Sonichu]]<br />
<br />
7. Spin-dash<br />
<br />
* both {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br />
* [[Sonichu]]<br />
<br />
8. Add electricity to his running speed<br />
<br />
* both<br />
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br />
* [[Sonichu]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
===Sonichu Quiz from CWC===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. Sonichu was first though up on March 17 [[2000]] for which computer-generated art piece?<br />
<br />
* website background<br />
* [[Sonichu (comic)|book series]]<br />
* [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Card games|tradong card]]<br />
<br />
2. [[Punchy Sonichu]], who falls in love with [[Layla|a Flaaffy]], is which type of [[Pokemon]]?<br />
<br />
* fighting/electric {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* electric<br />
* normal/electric<br />
* electric/psychic<br />
<br />
3. [[Rosechu]] has a favorite thing, which is it?<br />
<br />
* [[zapbud]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* outfit<br />
* store<br />
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|<br />
music album]]<br />
<br />
4. [[Magi-chan]]'s mentor while growing up was a [[parody]] to who?<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Latias and Latios|Latios]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Lugia|Lugia]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Giratina|Giratina]]<br />
<br />
5. [[Bubbles]] entrusts the [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu crystal]], which was found under the sea by a sleeping Blastoise, to who?<br />
<br />
* [[Angelica]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Blake]]<br />
* [[Silvana]]<br />
* [[Lolisa]]<br />
<br />
6. [[Sonichu]] rescues Rosechu from Robotnik's cell in which book?<br />
<br />
* [[Sonichu 0|0]]<br />
* [[Sonichu 8|8]]<br />
* [[Sonichu 1|1]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Sonichu 3|3]]<br />
<br />
7. [[Wild]] was raised by a [[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]] and a [[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]], which [[Pokemon]] did he learn conversion from to perfect his stealth nija skills?<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Scyther|Schyter]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (202–251)#Smeargle|Smeargle]]<br />
* [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (102–151)#Porygon|Porygon]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]]<br />
<br />
8. [[CWCville]] University was the inspiration, and the first school, that taught which subject?<br />
<br />
* science<br />
* [[sex]]<br />
* [[Honor roll|math]]<br />
* [[Dating education|dating]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
===Sonichu Quiz 2===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. The [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] site was originally a spinoff from which CWC site?<br />
<br />
* [[CWC's Pokesite]]<br />
* [[El Pokesite de RWC]]<br />
* CWC's Bionicle site<br />
* [[CWC's Pokesite 2]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
2. [[Flame]] protected the sunstone which controls what?<br />
<br />
* [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (1–51)#Gloom|Gloom]]'s evolution to [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (152–201)#Bellossom|bellossom]]<br />
* Running speeds of Sonichus and Rosechus<br />
* The way things grow on earth {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (152–201)#Sunkern|Sunkern]]'s evolution to [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (152–201)#Sunflora|Sunflora]]<br />
<br />
3. Simiar to the Powerpuff Girls, [[Blake]] was created with an accidental dose of what?<br />
<br />
* sugar, spice and everything nice<br />
* cherry cola {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* black ashes<br />
* [[zapdos]]' DNA<br />
<br />
4. Where is [[Metal Sonichu]] now?<br />
<br />
* [[Anime|Japan]]<br />
* Jupiter<br />
* [[The Moon]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[PandaHalo|Australia]]<br />
<br />
5. Which [[Sonichu (species)|SOnichu]] has [[Zapina|a princess]] for a [[sweetheart]]?<br />
<br />
* [[Punchy]]<br />
* [[Sonichu]]<br />
* [[Wild Sonichu|WIld]]<br />
* [[Darkbind]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
6. Which [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu ball crystal]] was found at [[manchester High School]]?<br />
<br />
* white {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* red<br />
* green<br />
* blue<br />
<br />
7. The difference between final and [[Chris|director]]'s cut of [[Sonichu 5|book 5]] is what?<br />
<br />
* [[Megtune]] attacks with rockin' hurricane<br />
* [[Megagi]] [[Kick the Autistic|slaps Christian]]<br />
* [[Megagi]] does the [[Sailor Moon]]<br />
* [[Megtune]] hugs Christian {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
8. Where was the birthday party hosted at for the [[Chaotic Combo]]?<br />
<br />
* The Pokemon Center {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubble's]] hutand beach<br />
* In the [[Mayor's office]]<br />
* [[Sonichu's house]]<br />
<br />
===[[Wikipedia:Who's on First?|Who's On First]]===<br />
<br />
'''Highlight for answers.'''<br />
<br />
1. pitcher<br />
<br />
* who<br />
* tomorrow {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* what<br />
* I don't care<br />
<br />
2. left field<br />
<br />
* because<br />
* absoloutely<br />
* I don't know<br />
* why {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
3. catcher<br />
<br />
* I don't care<br />
* today {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* I don't know<br />
* naturally <br />
<br />
4. second<br />
<br />
* who<br />
* why<br />
* what {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* because<br />
<br />
5. shortstop<br />
<br />
* because<br />
* I don't know<br />
* why<br />
* I don't care {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
<br />
6. third<br />
<br />
* who<br />
* I don't know {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* what<br />
* tomorrow<br />
<br />
7. center field<br />
<br />
* why<br />
* because {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
* I don't know<br />
* naturally<br />
<br />
8. first<br />
<br />
* I don't care<br />
* naturally<br />
* absoloutely<br />
* who {{w|⇠ Answer}}<br />
== Sources ==<br />
<references/><br />
==External links==<br />
*[http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/actions/Profile.do?AccountID=549098 Chris's MyBUZZ! profile]<br />
{{The Internet}}<br />
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[[Category:Media produced by Chris-chan]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_in_the_media&diff=159743Chris in the media2012-04-29T02:18:49Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait..]]<br />
[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Television, newspapers, magazines and, of course, the internet - if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.<br />
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==Traditional Media==<br />
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===<br />
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{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}<br />
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In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in the media.<br />
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===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===<br />
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{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}<br />
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Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.<br />
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===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===<br />
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In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 at the time, and he was playing Pokémon cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as eight]].<br />
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===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===<br />
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Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's Animal Crossing video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.<br />
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===Shoujo Beat===<br />
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Chris sent a letter to an anime-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonely virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.<br />
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=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===<br />
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On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in Boston. The whole media furor was sparked by the [[I Got A Fish]] video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref><br />
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=== KROQ ''The Kevin and Bean Show''===<br />
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One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts Kevin and Bean. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .<br />
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=== ''Web Soup'' ===<br />
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Once again, Chris's I Got A Fish video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]]. Days later, Chris realizes that ''Web Soup'' is a show devoted to making fun of [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid people]] on the internet like himself.<br />
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=== ''Slylock Fox'' ===<br />
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]<br />
On 25 September 2011, ''Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids'', a comic strip strip published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." It is unknown if Chris submitted it himself or if this is the work of [[trolls]]. The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was nine years old (rather than twenty-nine) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.<br />
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=== ''The Opie & Anthony Show'' ===<br />
''The Opie & Anthony Show'' on Sirius XM satellite radio which is broadcasted to 18.5 million units did a commentary segment on Christian's video response to drinking his own cum and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether the man child has realized that his autistic antics have technically been broadcasted to low earth orbit.<br />
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==Major Internet media==<br />
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===Fark.com===<br />
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref><br />
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{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on the internet has been found|A Farker}}<br />
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===Heavy.com===<br />
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].<br />
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{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about the Internet made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}<br />
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===Harry Partridge===<br />
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]<br />
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "A Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.<br />
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When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref><br />
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{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}<br />
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===Atop the Fourth Wall===<br />
Comic reviewer Linkara goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref><br />
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{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara}}<br />
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Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to engage in potential drama. At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.<br />
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===RayWilliamJohnson===<br />
In one episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of drinking his cum. Though he never gave Chris's name, (referring to him inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' nerd) he did provide a link to Chris's old channel.<br />
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===Something Awful===<br />
The last episode of Something Awful's “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref><br />
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Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[Medallion]], and how [[Sonic]] cured his [[Autism]] in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref><br />
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===SpliceToday.com===<br />
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.<br />
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{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his kitchen microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}<br />
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===Nicole Richie's twitter===<br />
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].<br />
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===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===<br />
On 13 [[January 2012]], [[Sega]] of America made a brief reference to Sonichu in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when talking about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away. While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[Sonichu]] merchandise, it shows that several Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z]</ref><br />
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==References==<br />
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[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_health&diff=159742Chris and health2012-04-29T02:15:14Z<p>Cleftpalete: Moving this image to a more fitting article</p>
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<div>{{quote|Eat less cow meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and Fruit are a must; Walking or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|Chris's [[Chris and Hypocrisy|ironic]] advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_2</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in a few years.]]<br />
[[Chris]], as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine could plainly see, is not in good '''health'''. Considering his [[obesity]], lack of exercise, poor nutrition, refusal to bathe, and the grave disrepair/uncleanliness of his [[14 Branchland Court|surroundings]], he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes and [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis|atherosclerosis]].<br />
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==Nutrition==<br />
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[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of the word]]<br />
[[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|Chris tends to drink large amounts of soft drinks daily.]]<br />
Chris is a known fast food lover, eating either [[McDonald's]] or [[Burger King]] at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to four times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring calorific intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely.<br />
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Chris claims that he cooks for himself 4 or 5 days a week,<ref>[[Mumble 6]]</ref> making his cooking a major source of his nutrition. He has said that he took home-ec classes in school and that he owns cook books.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> However, when Jackie asked him to cook spaghetti in a YouTube video (an incredibly basic dish), he dodged responsibility by claiming that [[Barbara]] had blocked the kitchen up with junk, so he instead made microwaved spaghetti and meatballs.<ref>[[SpaghettiRoutine]]</ref> It can be deduced from this that Chris can't or doesn't cook, and simply buys microwavable meals every time he claims to be eating at home.<br />
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Many, many times, Chris has been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water, and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated]] [[Coca-Cola|drinks]] and energy drinks (which have been proven to increase erratic behavior). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:<br />
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* Breakfast: Usually nothing because he usually [[Biological clock|sleeps from 6 a.m. to noon]], but on the rare occasion he does eat McDonald's, or some other fast food restaurant with breakfast options.<br />
* Lunch: Something quick at home or fast food.<br />
* Dinner: Eat out with family (fast food) or poorly-cooked/microwave meal.<br />
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In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[Dirty crapped briefs|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|ramming stuff in his rectum]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>[[Wikipedia:Fecal_incontinence#Constipation|Fecal incontinence on Wikipedia]]</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no vegetables or fruit is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.<br />
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According to Chris, he eats more vegetables than any other foods of any other food group.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref> The veracity of this statement is dubious, given what is known about Chris's medical history and health in general.<br />
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In short, Chris is a fatty, he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.<br />
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It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that Chris's doctor has prescribed him [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of [[2009]], but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the conversation) is uncertain.<br />
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===Places where Chris likes to eat===<br />
* [[Country Cookin]]<br />
* [[McDonalds]]<br />
* [[Golden Corral]] (Has closed its doors in Charlottesville)<br />
* [[Chick-fil-A]]<br />
* [[Semen|Bedroom]]<br />
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==Exercise==<br />
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{{quote|[…] while my body is [[I AM STRONG|Strong]] and [[Power]]ful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in [[Sonic]]-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref>}}<br />
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Chris has not had any regular exercise since leaving [[Manchester High School|high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing [[video games]], his lack of exposure to the sunlight has left his skin a frightening pallor that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room, while making videos. Also, most fat people have strong, stocky legs, due to carrying around all that weight, but since Chris very rarely performs any task more physically demanding than [[Guitar Hero|standing up]], his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of fat, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].<br />
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When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Needless to say Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris's [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest entry]], where he foolishly chose to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere thirty seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position). While attending [[Fridays After Five]] for a while, he danced in public like a stroke victim, then sat down to rest and play some vidya outdoors.<br />
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During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to [[I AM STRONG|flexing]] and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting boxes of lemonade and almost doing fake push-ups. He appears to believe that he could defeat both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should it to come to blows, and as such has challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.<br />
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Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has struggled to do on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is. He's so fat and his muscles are so small that it's never clear whether he's actually flexing, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to get his wish and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would definitely have his ass handed to him.<br />
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In the [[Father Call]] and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog five miles (8&nbsp;km) a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take six breaks to catch his breath, whereas with a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance without having to stop as often as Chris did.<br />
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==Hygiene==<br />
{{quote|I shower Daily.|Chris<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]</ref>}}<br />
[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|Did you bathe? *SPOILER* No]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg|thumb|left|Where Chris marinates in his own filth.]]<br />
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Chris's hygiene is perhaps his worst quality. Many times has Chris regarded [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower. According to [[Emily]], he smelled of "rotten watermelons"; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". Chris compounds this problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes; perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for as long as a week at a stretch. The condition of his epidermal system is so poor that it's visibly noticeable, even in his low quality videos. The texture of grease that is probably permanently adhered to his skin creates a disgusting sheen that reflects a significant amount of light. The same goes for his hair, which is in such poor condition that when he allowed it to grow for the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], many strands were clumped together in greasy, sticky locks, looking akin to the long beard of a homeless man.<br />
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Unless being immersed in his surroundings for so long has destroyed his ability to note his foul vapors, it's a marvel that Chris refuses to indulge in basic hygienic activities such as bathing or showering, even if briefly. Most likely, it's because time spent in the shower is time not spent playing video games or stalking young ladies. If he showered regularly, his -45% chance of finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] would erupt all the way up to 0%.<br />
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Despite his irregular (at best) use of the shower, Chris is reportedly an enthusiastic consumer of hand sanitizer. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] recalled that he would scrub his hands with germ-killing jellied alcohol after every post-card-game handshake at [[the GAMe PLACe]], and photographs of Chris at [[Fridays After Five]] suggest that he kept a bottle on hand at all times. Additionally, Mimms and Lucas said in their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|Q&A session]] that Chris didn't have any noticeable BO during his time at the GAMe PLACe, suggesting that his odor problems have become more severe in recent years.<br />
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==Vision==<br />
As evidenced by his oversized, [[Pedo-Glasses|aviator-like glasses]], Chris has a vision problem. Judging by pictures of Chris in his youth, it appears that he began wearing glasses around the time he entered [[Manchester High School|high school]]. However, in the twenty-something years he has been wearing the glasses, they have done nothing to correct his eyesight. The extent of his eyesight problems is anybody's guess. Nobody will know, as Chris prefers to use his [[monthly tugboat]] on vidya games rather than on [[Chris and reality|getting his eyes checked]] or perhaps [[Chris and Fashion|wearing the appropriate-sized glasses for his prescription]]. His glasses are often fogged and [[dirty crapped briefs|dirty]], which will not help to correct his vision. It is possible that Chris's glasses are only for reading, as Chris often takes them off when things are [[Stress|"getting serious"]], but keeps them on to [[Chris and English|read]]. This is evident in the video in which he [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_10th,_2009|reads a letter from Nintendo]], and in the [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE|"FUTURE MESSAGE"]] video. <br />
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One of Chris' relatives, Dr. David Alan Chandler, happens to be an eye doctor whom Chris has seen in the past. The last time Chris was known to have seen him for an appointment was 6 January 2004. <br />
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Chris's driver's license has a restrictive condition checked, which commonly means that the driver must wear glasses in order to legally drive (it could also have something to do with the fact that Chris is [[Autism|disabled]], however, his disability seemingly does not affect his driving abilities). Whether his vision contributed to the [[Sonchu#Car_trouble|numerous vehicular incidents]] he has been involved in has yet to be seen. However, it is a good bet that Chris should be wearing glasses while driving, for the sake of those sharing the road with him.<br />
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==Dental health==<br />
[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG|thumb|right|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Now that's [[honest content]]!]]<br />
Chris's fondness for baring his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as he does any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, expensive dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.<br />
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Although it is difficult to tell, in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is the result of large consumption of [[My Coke Rewards|carbonated drinks]], poor dental hygiene, and refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]].<br />
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==Mental health==<br />
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[[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto). Chris is so very, very screwed up that it's impossible to tell if he's really mentally ill or just that much of a waste of space.<br />
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The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most, even more than his autism, is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him such a frustrating failure of a human being—he refuses to advance mentally beyond the mind of a ten-year-old with some ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics.<br />
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His social awkwardness, narcissism, and several other unwanted traits trace back to his inept parents, who spoil him and tell him life will be all sugar and [[rainbow]]s. It is quite possible that Chris doesn't feel like his life has truly begun, that he is still in the "pre-adult" years—this could be related to Chris still being a [[virgin]], and a possible belief, subconscious or otherwise, that he isn't able to truly be an adult until he has sex. Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world, as well as basic feelings such as empathy, sympathy and humility. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (either ignoring them or getting off the internets), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[dildo]]. <br />
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He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of [[hair]] and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:<br />
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* His mother would always [[Barbara#Pampering_of_Chris|tell him how "handsome" he was]]. This might simply be [[Barbara]] telling her son what all mothers tell their kids.<br />
* He has an [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|inability to remember faces]]. For example, during the [[Blanca]] incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[BILLY MAYS]] would have looked the same if BILLY shaved off his beard. In [[high school]], he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic8Page24.jpg ''Sonichu'' #7, page 24]</ref> The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].<br />
<br />
Many people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However…]]<br />
<br />
==Sexual health==<br />
Bent at a horrifying 45° angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of almost unholy terror. While there has been much speculation as to the cause of this (possibly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease Peyronie's disease]), it is ultimately a mystery that will probably never be solved. While correctable, the process is expensive and Chris has other, more important, things on which to spend his (or rather, [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayers']]) money.<br />
<br />
In correspondence with [[Jackie]], Chris revealed he was checked for STDs in early [[2010]].<ref>[[Jackie e-mails]]</ref><br />
<br />
:'''SPOILER ALERT:''' He doesn't have any for [[virgin with rage|obvious reasons]].<br />
<br />
==Other deformities==<br />
[[Image:Eye.jpg|thumb|"My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green."<ref>[[CWC Update 13 August 2009]]</ref>]]<br />
Chris also has mild [[heterochromia]], which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in a photo of a young Chris, his right eye is green.<ref>[[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg]]</ref> He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].<br />
<br />
His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a three-year old girl on helium all the way to [[Wikipedia:Gilbert Gottfried|Gilbert Gottfried]]. It has been medically proven that one of the effects of [[Asperger's syndrome]] is a lack of variation in speech such as tone, pitch and accent. It can also work backwards, which could explain Chris's far from normal voice: autistics often have difficulty distinguishing voice tone. In his [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice sounds almost entirely normal, except for the occasional times where he recalls [[Wikipedia:List_of_Conker_characters#Conker_the_Squirrel|Conker]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Conker's Bad Fur Day|Conker's Bad Fur Day]]''. However, this voice deformity most likely comes from the fact he has little to no human interaction; such isolation has been proven to change a person's perception of pitch, especially if they're autistic. With enough isolation, this will most likely become permanent.<br />
<br />
[[/cwc/|Some]] have pointed out that Chris has an unusually wide [[wikipedia:Nasal septum|septum]], as seen in his [[MySpace]] picture.<ref>[[:File:Myspace.jpg]]</ref> Others go as far as to say he lacks one altogether. The cause of this, like his bent [[duck]], is as yet unknown.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Autism]]<br />
*[[Obesity]]<br />
<br />
== Sources ==<br />
<references/><br />
{{Chris and}}</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Obesity&diff=159741Obesity2012-04-29T02:08:57Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#Christianchandler|Look at his "slender" figure.]]]]<br />
[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|180px|PROTIP: The Atkins Diet apparently didn't work on [[Barb]].]]<br />
<br />
{{quote|One more thing, [[Chris and reality|I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!!!]]|Chris, lying to [[White knight emails|White Knight]]}}<br />
{{Quote|I do not feel good hearing remarks or comments that have relation to my gut.|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[USA]], with about 65% of adults overweight and 26% obese. This is especially apparent in the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler home]], in which 100% of its residents are fat: [[Chris]], [[Barbara]], and even their cat, [[Desi Chandler|Desi]].<br />
<br />
Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|a slim, barrel-chested hero]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle." Furthermore, in his numerous dating profiles discovered by the trolls, he often lists himself as having an "athletic build" or at the very least having weight that is proportionate to his height.<br />
<br />
Another example of this was when he created a character for his comics named [[Sammy]], whom Chris stated is based off him when he "temporary gained weight, Became stupid, and went to watch television at ghost command," even though he has always been this way. Except, y'know, for the Ghost Command part. But [[Chris and reality|that's]] a whole other problem.<br />
<br />
Further cementing his obesity, on [[October 2011|October 2nd]], Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on [http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month manboobs.co.uk].<br />
<br />
== Exercise ==<br />
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|Exercise]]<br />
<br />
Chris believes that exercise involves standing up without moving, and thus considers playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' a workout. During one of his [[PSN]] chats with Julie, when asked to exercise more, he replied, "I'll stand up more". It is not known how Chris came to believe that standing up is exercise, but it is most likely that Chris is simply extremely lazy and will lie to say that he works out every day, even though he just plays vidya. It's possible he's picked it up from health tips that say standing burns more calories than sitting down,<ref>http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/8-ways-to-burn-calories-without-noticing/article16261.html ''Reader's Digest.'' See tip #3</ref><ref>http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/office-exercise/SM00115 ''Mayo Clinic.'' See tip #2</ref> but rather than use such tips to get the most out of an already busy lifestyle, he substitutes it for actual exercise altogether. It's also entirely possible he's in such terrible shape that the simple act of standing tires him as much as an actual workout would tire a normal human being.<br />
<br />
[[Emily]] has said Chris power-walks around his neighborhood for thirty minutes and claims it's two miles (3 km), then claims to jog for two or three minutes every walk. She then went on to say Chris doesn't know how to jog — he thinks you either walk or run full tilt. It's safe to say he tries to run at "[[Sonic]] speed" for ten seconds, then resumes his leisurely waddle. This theory is confirmed in [[Sonichu's Edge]].<br />
<br />
In [[Mailbag 21]], Chris claimed that he planned on investing in a gym membership. Judging by photographs and videos from subsequent months, either he lied or he wasted his money.<br />
<br />
== Actual weight ==<br />
In an IRC fan chat, when asked how much he weighed, Chris replied "about 200 [pounds]" (91 kg). During his phone call with [[Kacey and Liquid Call|Kacey and Liquid Chris]], he angrily denied the suggestion that he weighed as much as 220 lbs (100 kg), claiming he weighed "a lot less." But in [[February 2010]], he admitted that he once weighed even more than 220 pounds.<ref>[[Mailbag 54]]</ref><br />
<br />
In [[WeighIn|WeighIn video]], Chris claims that he weighs 216 lbs (97kg). This seems very unrealistic, given his current girth and food consumption. Most [[trolls|experts]] believe that Chris either offset his scale by 40 or 50 pounds, or that he's not fully standing on the scale in order to fool people into believing he's not extremely fat. It is also possible that Chris's years of inactivity have caused his muscles to deteriorate to the point of him looking like he weighs more than 250 pounds, when he really is just 216 pounds of pure fat.<br />
<br />
== Denial ==<br />
[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg|thumb|180px|Horizontal stripes are very slimming!]]<br />
<br />
Chris has always been in denial about his weight. A white knight once told him that he needed to lose some weight if he ever wanted to get a girlfriend. Chris responded by freaking out and exclaiming that he wasn't overweight.<ref>[[White knight E-mails#September 2008 .E2.80.94 Chris denies being fat and sexist]]</ref> In [[IRC]], Chris has been known to become very defensive about his weight, always making claims that he works out, when in fact he just stands up while playing ''Guitar Hero''. Chris's reaction to being called fat is precisely the same as his reaction to being called [[gay]]. Unfortunately for Chris, there isn't a [[Homo#Defenses_against_becoming_homo|poster that will help him lose weight]]. He simply screams that he isn't fat, then oftentimes lies, and calls the person accusing him fat. He exhibited this behavior during an email with [[Evan]],<ref>[[Masturbating_and_squirtin%27#Transcript of Chrisreply1evan.jpg|1st email to Evan]]</ref> during his phone call with [[Father Call|Kacey's father]], and especially in his conversation with [[Kacey and Liquid Call|Kacey and Liquid Chris]], where insults about his weight triggered a screaming rage.<br />
<br />
However, during his original rivalry with [[Liquid Chris]], Chris once finally admitted he was perhaps maybe just a little bit fat, but only because he could use this as proof that he was the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler. A similar problem arose during the [[Asperchu]] saga, where Chris, in an attempt to prove that Asperchu was a parody of himself, was forced to admit that Asperchu's "Buddha belly" and "man boobs" are similar to his own. More specifically, he acts as though he ''used'' to have a sagging gut, even though he has, in fact, porked up significantly since [[high school]]. He chose to focus on this aspect of Asperchu rather than admit his more embarrassing failures the series parodies. He did once admit in a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]] that he was not fit.<br />
<br />
There is also convincing evidence that [[autism|Chris has difficulty recognizing]] the human figure — faces in particular. His consistent representation of himself as slender and athletic may be attributable to his having formed his self-image during high school, when he would spend hours studying his then-scrawnier self in the mirror, memorizing his looks.<ref> [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|''Sonichu'' #7]] - "…I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like…"</ref><br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
* [[Chris and health]]<br />
* [[Muscle bra|Manboobs]]<br />
* [[Country Cookin]]<br />
* [[McDonald's]]<br />
* [[Golden Corral]]<br />
* [[Chick-fil-A]]<br />
<br />
== Sources ==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Obesity&diff=159740Obesity2012-04-29T02:08:30Z<p>Cleftpalete: Too malicious for such a linked to article</p>
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<div>[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#Christianchandler|Look at his "slender" figure.]]]]<br />
[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|180px|PROTIP: The Atkins Diet apparently didn't work on [[Barb]].<br />
<br />
{{quote|One more thing, [[Chris and reality|I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!!!]]|Chris, lying to [[White knight emails|White Knight]]}}<br />
{{Quote|I do not feel good hearing remarks or comments that have relation to my gut.|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[USA]], with about 65% of adults overweight and 26% obese. This is especially apparent in the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler home]], in which 100% of its residents are fat: [[Chris]], [[Barbara]], and even their cat, [[Desi Chandler|Desi]].<br />
<br />
Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|a slim, barrel-chested hero]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle." Furthermore, in his numerous dating profiles discovered by the trolls, he often lists himself as having an "athletic build" or at the very least having weight that is proportionate to his height.<br />
<br />
Another example of this was when he created a character for his comics named [[Sammy]], whom Chris stated is based off him when he "temporary gained weight, Became stupid, and went to watch television at ghost command," even though he has always been this way. Except, y'know, for the Ghost Command part. But [[Chris and reality|that's]] a whole other problem.<br />
<br />
Further cementing his obesity, on [[October 2011|October 2nd]], Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on [http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month manboobs.co.uk].<br />
<br />
== Exercise ==<br />
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|Exercise]]<br />
<br />
Chris believes that exercise involves standing up without moving, and thus considers playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' a workout. During one of his [[PSN]] chats with Julie, when asked to exercise more, he replied, "I'll stand up more". It is not known how Chris came to believe that standing up is exercise, but it is most likely that Chris is simply extremely lazy and will lie to say that he works out every day, even though he just plays vidya. It's possible he's picked it up from health tips that say standing burns more calories than sitting down,<ref>http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/8-ways-to-burn-calories-without-noticing/article16261.html ''Reader's Digest.'' See tip #3</ref><ref>http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/office-exercise/SM00115 ''Mayo Clinic.'' See tip #2</ref> but rather than use such tips to get the most out of an already busy lifestyle, he substitutes it for actual exercise altogether. It's also entirely possible he's in such terrible shape that the simple act of standing tires him as much as an actual workout would tire a normal human being.<br />
<br />
[[Emily]] has said Chris power-walks around his neighborhood for thirty minutes and claims it's two miles (3 km), then claims to jog for two or three minutes every walk. She then went on to say Chris doesn't know how to jog — he thinks you either walk or run full tilt. It's safe to say he tries to run at "[[Sonic]] speed" for ten seconds, then resumes his leisurely waddle. This theory is confirmed in [[Sonichu's Edge]].<br />
<br />
In [[Mailbag 21]], Chris claimed that he planned on investing in a gym membership. Judging by photographs and videos from subsequent months, either he lied or he wasted his money.<br />
<br />
== Actual weight ==<br />
In an IRC fan chat, when asked how much he weighed, Chris replied "about 200 [pounds]" (91 kg). During his phone call with [[Kacey and Liquid Call|Kacey and Liquid Chris]], he angrily denied the suggestion that he weighed as much as 220 lbs (100 kg), claiming he weighed "a lot less." But in [[February 2010]], he admitted that he once weighed even more than 220 pounds.<ref>[[Mailbag 54]]</ref><br />
<br />
In [[WeighIn|WeighIn video]], Chris claims that he weighs 216 lbs (97kg). This seems very unrealistic, given his current girth and food consumption. Most [[trolls|experts]] believe that Chris either offset his scale by 40 or 50 pounds, or that he's not fully standing on the scale in order to fool people into believing he's not extremely fat. It is also possible that Chris's years of inactivity have caused his muscles to deteriorate to the point of him looking like he weighs more than 250 pounds, when he really is just 216 pounds of pure fat.<br />
<br />
== Denial ==<br />
[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg|thumb|180px|Horizontal stripes are very slimming!]]<br />
<br />
Chris has always been in denial about his weight. A white knight once told him that he needed to lose some weight if he ever wanted to get a girlfriend. Chris responded by freaking out and exclaiming that he wasn't overweight.<ref>[[White knight E-mails#September 2008 .E2.80.94 Chris denies being fat and sexist]]</ref> In [[IRC]], Chris has been known to become very defensive about his weight, always making claims that he works out, when in fact he just stands up while playing ''Guitar Hero''. Chris's reaction to being called fat is precisely the same as his reaction to being called [[gay]]. Unfortunately for Chris, there isn't a [[Homo#Defenses_against_becoming_homo|poster that will help him lose weight]]. He simply screams that he isn't fat, then oftentimes lies, and calls the person accusing him fat. He exhibited this behavior during an email with [[Evan]],<ref>[[Masturbating_and_squirtin%27#Transcript of Chrisreply1evan.jpg|1st email to Evan]]</ref> during his phone call with [[Father Call|Kacey's father]], and especially in his conversation with [[Kacey and Liquid Call|Kacey and Liquid Chris]], where insults about his weight triggered a screaming rage.<br />
<br />
However, during his original rivalry with [[Liquid Chris]], Chris once finally admitted he was perhaps maybe just a little bit fat, but only because he could use this as proof that he was the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler. A similar problem arose during the [[Asperchu]] saga, where Chris, in an attempt to prove that Asperchu was a parody of himself, was forced to admit that Asperchu's "Buddha belly" and "man boobs" are similar to his own. More specifically, he acts as though he ''used'' to have a sagging gut, even though he has, in fact, porked up significantly since [[high school]]. He chose to focus on this aspect of Asperchu rather than admit his more embarrassing failures the series parodies. He did once admit in a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]] that he was not fit.<br />
<br />
There is also convincing evidence that [[autism|Chris has difficulty recognizing]] the human figure — faces in particular. His consistent representation of himself as slender and athletic may be attributable to his having formed his self-image during high school, when he would spend hours studying his then-scrawnier self in the mirror, memorizing his looks.<ref> [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|''Sonichu'' #7]] - "…I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like…"</ref><br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
* [[Chris and health]]<br />
* [[Muscle bra|Manboobs]]<br />
* [[Country Cookin]]<br />
* [[McDonald's]]<br />
* [[Golden Corral]]<br />
* [[Chick-fil-A]]<br />
<br />
== Sources ==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Axe&diff=159355Axe2012-04-21T20:15:39Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
[[Image:AXE body spray.jpg|thumb|left|A can of AXE yesterday.]]<br />
[[Image:AxeAd.jpg|thumb|Chris's self made ad from [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.]]<br />
[[Image:Lynx recover deodorant body spray.jpg|thumb|left|In Britfag Land, Axe is called Lynx.]]<br />
{{quote|"For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to <br />
attract...other dudes."|Chris, "Proud Straight Male AXE User"}}<br />
{{quote|ALL AXE Body Hygene Products were advertised for Straight Men, therefore it was ALWAYS INTENDED for the Straight Man.|Chris, master of logic<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}<br />
<br />
'''Axe''' (also known as "'''Lynx'''" to our [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Britfag]] Christorians, pronounced "[[Speech Impediment|Ats]]" by Chris) is a body spray/deodorant that [[Chris]] douses himself in, as he fully believes that it will attract scores of beautiful women to him, as frequently advertised by Axe. The fact that the promised "Axe Effect" has failed to deliver him a TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]] after years of use has not dented his firm belief that the product, along with its various offshoot lines such as body wash, scrubber, and shampoo, will one day force women to over-ride their common sense and make passionate love to him eleven at a time with the help of a mass produced fragrance. <br />
<br />
His comics also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing.<br />
<br />
==Axe and the [[Homos]]==<br />
<br />
In the beginning of [[May 2009]], Chris was informed that Axe was very popular among men of a [[homos|certain demographic]]. The alarming news that, instead of attracting "[[Boyfriend-free girl|the ladies]]", wearing Axe may lead to being rogered roughly from behind in a dark alleyway lead Chris to record [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|two videos]] demanding that Unilever state clearly on the packaging that Axe is for "straight people only", and that the homos heed his call of "Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos!"<br />
<br />
==Does it work?==<br />
<br />
No. In reality, AXE does not really attract women towards the user. Therefore, girls will never be attracted to Chris (not that they would be anyway).<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:BILLYAXE.JPG|[[BILLY MAYS]] (RIP) really could sell ANYTHING.<br />
Image:Chrisandaxe.jpg|Chris promotes his gay products<br />
Image:Axe en español.jpg|Translated into [[Spanish]] for the convenience of [[homos|maricas]] everywhere.<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
==Sources==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Axe (grooming product)|Wikipedia article on Axe]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV&diff=159316JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV2012-04-20T15:33:21Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] was a video leaked on 8 [[August 2010]]. In the video we see Chris, standing in the bathroom at his local Goodwill with what appears to be his ''[[PaRappa]]'' [[Chris and fashion|shirt]] on his head.<br />
<br />
==History==<br />
In [[May 2010]], Chris attempted to join the [[CWCki]] as "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". After he wrote the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, he was fooled into thinking he'd become a legendary [[troll]] and invited to join the "[[The Miscreants|inner circle]]" at [[Trollin Train]]. As part of the application process, he was required to make a video similar to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSku5IkHHAM this] stating why he hated Chris, mention some nefarious trollings he'd done, and pledge allegiance to Clyde Cash.<br />
<br />
It should be noted that Chris apparently thought doing his [[Wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]] impression (in lieu of digital distortion, as per the example video) and putting a shirt on his head would be enough to convince trolls that he was a fourteen-year-old boy. <br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|L8L0g7ESIU4}}<br />
| stardate = 8 [[August 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{WhiteTShirt|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[6 June 2010]]<br />
| next = [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|I've performed my own voice-check with my DSi's Voice-Recording Program; I've found the best method to completely change my voice is to go deep, and also pucker my lips while I spoke. It really worked.|[[Jackie_E-mails_5|Chris on the making of this video.]]}}<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
[''Disguised voice'']<br />
<br />
To- For [[Clyde Cash]], and for everybody else on the [[CWCki|CWC-kii]]... I hate Christian Weston Chandler because...he is a lazy slob, [[Monthly tugboat|the money]] is wasted on him, he doesn't have to work for his money, damn that- damn him! And also, he is not friendly to us [[JERKS|males]]! He should be friendly to us males. It makes me- it really ticks me OFF. [''Grunt.'']<br />
<br />
[''A PA announcement is heard in the background.''] Anyway, I have been trolling him... I sent him nice e-mails in the beginning when I started reading in- reading [[Sonichu (comic)|the comics]]...and, uh, then he did not reply, so then I sent him a bunch of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]], and then I pretended to be...you know, a whole bunch of other companies like that and such; (rushed) obviously he deleted my emails, but that's beside the point. Anyway, [''raises right hand''] I pledge my allegiance to Clyde Cash [''lowers hand''] and everybody else at the CWCki of getting the information on Christian Weston Chandler.<br />
<br />
I'm sorry I have been taking so long in doing this, but I was just getting settled in, into my new home across the street from his house. Black sheep of the family. They live in that house and they promise not to tell my family back up in Boston. But of course, you know also, I ha- I have, uh, trolled him, I found him over at the [[Burger King]] on the way back to Boston from South Virginia. As I have created [[Chris and his ego|the famous]] [[Coffee Place|Burger King page]].<br />
<br />
Thanks very much; Clyde Cash, you rule.<br />
<br />
[''walks offscreen'']<br />
<br />
{{LeakedVideos}}</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Virgin_with_rage&diff=158916Virgin with rage2012-04-12T14:05:04Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>{{quote|Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage <br>Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age|[[So Need a Cute Girl]]}}<br />
<br />
[[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg|thumb|[[Autism|WHY?!]]]]<br />
<br />
'''Virgin with rage''' is [[Chris's]] description of himself, being rendered helpless by this condition, his eternal virginity engenders [[stress|frustration]] and [[rage]]. <br />
<br />
Chris is very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brings up the subject unprompted, even in casual conversation with somebody he has just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it's generally not a good idea to mention that he's a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref> one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.<br />
<br />
== Hormonal rage ==<br />
Chris is probably dimly aware of his eventual fate, that he is destined to be a virgin forever. Obviously, this much-repressed sexual drive, combined with the social ineptitude resulting from his [[autism]], means that Chris is ready to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRi90wfvHI snap] at any point. Only [[mass debating]] keeps Chris from playing ''Counter-Strike'' IRL.<br />
<br />
{{quote|Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.|Chris on [[Megan]], [[Story of My Current Days]]}}<br />
<br />
Despite his claims that he was "holding back", the emails with [[Megan]] paint a different picture, describing instances of him doing exactly what he says he wouldn't: touching her hair,{{cite}} touching her shoulder,{{cite}} giving her random and unwanted hugs, etc.<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_and_Megan]]</ref><br />
<br />
In another instance, Chris attempted to kiss [[Emily]] by surprise, during an unusually generous hug. Thankfully, she was able to avoid it, and left unscarred.<ref>[[Emily#Kiss_fail]]</ref><br />
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Likewise, [[Facebook]] correspondence between Chris and a young man named Joshua Alba revealed this pearl:<br />
{{quote|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine," and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."<br />
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I am not a sex freak; I'm just lonesome and sometimes horny.|Chris, [[Facebook messages]], 10 January 2010<ref>[[Facebook_messages#Other]]</ref>}}<br />
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Alba was doubtlessly traumatized.<br />
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==References by Chris==<br />
*"[[So Need a Cute Girl]]", a song which Chris recorded in August [[2003]], features the first known use of the term "virgin with rage."<br />
*Chris's letter to ''Nintendo Power'' about ''[[Sprung]]'' from the spring of 2004 concludes, "So thank you, [[Nintendo]] and Ubisoft, for the dating advice that this frustrated virgin needed."<br />
*The first issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' from [[2004]] featured Chris's poem "[[Saddest Heart in the World]]", where he whines repeatedly about his virginity and repeats some of the lyrics from "So Need a Cute Girl."<br />
*According to an entry in [[CWC's_Diary#September.2C_2004|CWC's Diary]] from September [[2004]], Chris told his "Lonesome Virgin story" to a [[jerkop]] who interrupted his loitering at the mall.<br />
*After he lost [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris sent an angry e-mail to Sony, where he announced "YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN [[South Park|BALLZ-BROKEN]] LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" *[[sigh]]*"<br />
*Likewise, his [[PSN_Blogs#4_August_2007_.E2.80.94_Adam_Stackhouse.21.21.21|PSN Blog]] update from after losing the contest includes the line "I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN."<br />
*In Chris's first video address of the post-[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] era, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]], he doesn't actually come out and bluntly announce that he's a virgin. [[CWC's Second Message]], however, hammers the point home. There, Chris calls himself "the innocent, still 26-year-old virgin."<br />
*During his IRC fan chat from [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|26 October 2008]], Chris billed his fictitious new girlfriend [[Chloe]] as his "VIRGIN-TAKER."<br />
*Chris's New Year's resolution for [[2009]], announced on [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC]]: "Lose my Virginity with a Woman." Like most people's New Year's resolutions, he failed to follow through.<br />
*While molesting his blow-up doll in the [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]] video from 17 [[April 2009]], Chris says, "Ivy, I promise you, I promise you my undying love and devotion, I promise you my heart, my soul, even my virginity..."<br />
*Chris's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia profile]] from [[May 2009]] includes multiple references to his virginity.<br />
*In the [[CWC Trollin More]] video from 19 [[July 2009]], Chris announced that he was "still a virgin," retracting one of the more obvious lies in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.<br />
*At the end of [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], from 9 [[August 2009]], Chris sums up his achievements in life (including his [[Julie|trip to Ohio]]) and says that "the—only thing—mark that's not been checked yet for a good life is the virgin-breaker."<br />
*One of Chris's posts on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim forums]] was signed "Lonely Virgin in Virginia, searching for a Sweetheart-Soulmate."<br />
*In the [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Common Questions]] from 15 [[January 2010]], a correspondent asked Chris why he was so fixated on sex. He answered, "Oh, I don't know, how about being a Frustrated Virgin?!"<br />
*Chris's [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|plea for sex to Damian Antaria]], uploaded 14 [[March 2010]], features his standard whine about being "a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin."<br />
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== Sources ==<br />
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== See also ==<br />
* [[Chris and anger]]<br />
* [[Chris and sex]]<br />
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[[Category:CWC-isms]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Cleftpalete&diff=158653User talk:Cleftpalete2012-04-04T16:13:14Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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ok im fine with your removal of unfunny BS but do not remove CONTENT like fan videos. The wiki is designed to be funny sarcastic and informative, this is not ED but its not wikipedia either... [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 05:08, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Listen, I like some fan videos too. But some are shitty. And the "Homos" page is probably one of the most relevant pages on the wiki, when there's this big ugly video on a nice page like that I can't not remove it. Also I'm not trying to make it like ED or Wikipedia, I can just read certain pages and tell that spergs wrote them and I want to erase that ugliness. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*I agree with Cleftpalete here, I often seen videos which are thrown in for the sake of having videos and they really don't add to the article and bog it down. I don't think it's a tremendous loss. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Keep it up and don't listen to Slimz==<br />
You're doing the Lord's work here Cleftpalete. I have a feeling that you and I are going to get along just fine. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:35, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
* i agree with almost all of his edits, just dont want content to get lost, we all know how important content is, hidden content is not good content.... content.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Fan vids aren't content, they're growths on the article's backside. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:39, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thanks, I'll get these articles looking good. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You do that. Call me if anyone else tries to revert your work. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:54, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You're a good man. That's all. I which I had your cajones. If you're female, you're still a good man, and I still wish I had your cojones. Love, [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 19:03, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
**Thanks, more to come soon. I want to heal the world. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 19:08, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Ok i have been following your edits and still agree with most of them. I did revert and basically rewrite one of them because i felt that the section while poorly and written, still contained some information worth saving.<br />
**What? [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:19, 30 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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==I salute you sir==<br />
You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:32, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*While I can't endorse your underlying motives, Cleftpalete, I have similar sentiments as Old meme. I'd definitely say you're one of the better new editors. I haven't had any issues involving you, maybe I haven't paid enough attention, but do try to be civil with people, even as stupid as they can be. But if someone like Slimz gives you shit for your edits, just let me know, I'll have your back, bro.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:56, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*Thank you very much, sirs. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:33, 21 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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/cwc/ sends it's regards, good sir. You are a true nigga. You should mod the forums, THAT'd be fun.<br />
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BRICKSQUAD! GROVE ST! BRRRR --[[User:789fag|789fag]] 11:39, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thank you very much, you should've seen what I did to that faggot after he pm'ed, I'll post it to my user page later. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:44, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Watch [[My Little Pony|this article]], comrade ==<br />
The spergs have their eyes on it. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:31, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Alright, will do, my friend. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:21, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Sarah May article==<br />
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I modified your edits to the article just now. It may be true that they made Chris do some stupid stuff for stupid reasons, but there's a reason why the GAMePLACe article doesn't mention that it was owned by a sex offender or how what BlueSpike did was wrong. It's not relevant to Chris. A half-intelligent reader can figure it out anyway.<br />
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While I understand and agree with your perspective on the material, what 'she' did or how she did it is far less relevant than how Chris responded, which should be the sole focus of the article. I'm not pretending you added paragraphs about how horrible Sarah May is, but I feel like parts were straying away from Chris.<br />
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On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct.<br />
So that's why I did that.<br />
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That said, your stance on "holy shit he said Julie 4 TIMES" and then understating the suicide thing is something I can agree with, definitely. I use this example too much, but it's like when people were bitching at Chris for making fun of the Titanic because "PEOPLE DIED THERE". I think people try too hard to make Chris look like the bad guy sometimes.<br />
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I accept that you have a strong opinion on this, so if you think I'm wrong, just let me know. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 14:23, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*First of all, you're telling me it's more important for Chris's reaction to be recorded than the action? The action completely influences the reaction! It is extremely relevant to Chris what happened, being that he was being blackmailed, which the article didn't even mention. That sounds pretty relevant to me.<br />
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Also, saying that the articles don't outright insult Chris is simply not true, almost all articles outright insult Chris. I know that smart people like you don't want that here, but it's still there.<br />
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You need to be able to talk about specific people at least a little bit. To call Barb [[Snorlax]], or even to go in depth about what [[Anna McLerran]] thinks about Chris are things that take away from Chris.<br />
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The article is awful, and it needs to be changed. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 14:58, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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What the he'll is wrong with you? I made a few harmless changes to the Sarah May article and you rage on me for "bastardizing" it. Calm down, this is just a wiki. Your edits aren't definitive anyways. But you don't have to be so angry and hostile to me. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:30, 4 March 2012 (PST<br />
*also, I only edited the page once after you so I have no idea what further and further is supposed to mean. I look forward to seeing your snappy retort. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:33, 4 March 2012 (PST))<br />
*I didn't "rage" at you specifically, I was also "raging" at freecell. Also why would I be nice to you? You made a forum thread where every single poster insulted me. Also, I have changed this wiki more than you know, so don't undermine me or my edits. Are you uncomfortable with me being "snappy", everybody who has talked to me has been destroyed, because they can't debate worth shit, including you. Also, stop posting on my talk page, one post is enough. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:37, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
**huh? What? Ok.... Do you think I made that topic to spite you? And I guess you are a real master debator. Yup, I really can't debate shit. Hope that makes you happy. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:43, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
**Yep, you can't, and you're proving that right now. Get out. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:45, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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So much for being the favorite. It didn't stop you from being banned. I guess you didn't want it anyways to begin with. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 12:51, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
:Chaosakita, I'm not on your side of this issue, either. Both of you calm the fuck down and stop insulting each other. A wiki is supposed to be a place where people work together to create good articles, not mud-slinging over several talk pages or reverting minor edits because you don't like the other editor. Neither of you are right here, and this isn't a victory. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 12:58, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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===My take===<br />
I've looked at the Sarah May article, and at first, I'm like "What? He changed like three words" but now I see that he added stuff about Sarah may being twisted and that sort of thing. Here's what I think - I agree with Cleftpalete that we should try to be critical of trolls. Trolls are people too, they do have their faults and because of the focus on Chris, we tend to let them off easy. HOWEVER, I think that being overly critical of the trolls is just as bad as being overly critical of Chris. I think if criticism is due, then it is. <br />
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In this case though, we should look at the particulars though. Cleftpalete, I believe you added how she was an "extremely twisted" troll? How do you back up this claim? I don't exactly see it in the article. If the article argues that Chris was frazzled when he accidentally said Julie's name instead of Sarah May, isn't it reasonable to argue that perhaps Sarah May was short tempered with Chris's actions over the course of their relationship? It's frustrating to deal with Chris, this is why BlueSpike went overboard when he had his final call because he's just so frustrated and wanted to let Chris have it. I'm just saying if we're excusing Chris's behavior due to an emotional state, why not excuse Sarah May's behavior? Still, how does what she did an "extremely twisted" troll? Why "extremely" and why "twisted"? Is it just because she made Chris draw a drawing to get his account back? I think she wouldn't be much of a troll if she didn't do anything in return. I believe that when we show Chris is guilty of something or is deserving of criticism, we should show evidence of it and this is the same case here with Sarah May. <br />
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Furthermore, this goes to Cleftpalete and ChaosAkita, you gotta chill. Remember, this is a wiki about ''an autistic manchild.'' This isn't an article about Jesus Christ or Existentialism, it's an article about a girl who's claim to fame is getting Chris to draw a picture of his OC getting fucked in the ass. There are far bigger things to worry about, even on this wiki. Fuck, I forget who Sarah May is but then I remember "Oh yeah, she was the one with Rosechu and the strapon." <br />
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Also Cleftpalete, dude, you can't take this stuff personally. You attacking other users is just as counter productive as if you were adding shitty edits. I can understand you disagree with people, you're in a small minority, but you gotta be civil with people. You gotta be like "I disagree with your edits and here's why" as opposed to "Fuck you, my edits are better." I've seen far too many good editors end up quitting the CWCki because they take things personally and attack users personally instead of focusing on making edits.<br />
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If there's particulars I've missed, by all means speak up, either side, and I'll try to resolve what I may have missed. I appreciate that you two are very passionate about improving the CWCki, even though you seem to differ on what exactly it is, but fighting is not productive at all.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:16, 5 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*I apologize about earlier, Champ. I get too easily pissed off over minimal things, and processed everything in my head as me being completely right. I think it's better if I stay away from people and just focus on editing. I took a break, and I'm just going to stay in my editing bubble, as I can see that I can solve more problems that way. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 08:46, 4 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== I for one would love to hear Chaos's embarrassing messages from CWCki Forums ==<br />
I haven't checked /cwc/ today, so I don't know if you've posted them or not yet, but if you haven't, send me them anyway. I'm always interested in some decent drama, and I need a good laugh today. And you are right about the Sarah May article by the way, but be careful about insulting faggots like chaos over it. It's doing that which got Delabonte banned for six months, and this wiki badly needs someone like you or him to keep these articles clean. And don't start on Freecell either. He's cool. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:17, 6 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*Sorry about that, Oldmeme. I got extremely heated up earlier this month. I'll keep my distance from the actual users and focus on the content. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 08:46, 4 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Professor Dallum ==<br />
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Sorry old boy but that Professor Dallum pic that you mentioned in "the ugly" is from Chris's "Good Fan Art" from the CWCipedia, plus it's from a semi-gal pal of sorts. As the Good Fan Art gives us insight into Chris's appreciation of aesthetics or lack thereof, it's notable and our mission to document Chris, of course, supersedes other policies.<br />
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I think it was wise of you to take a break, just keep making good edits and help point out stuff instead of getting into arguments with people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:10, 4 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
*Alright, got that. And will do. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:13, 4 April 2012 (PDT)</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Cleftpalete&diff=158649User talk:Cleftpalete2012-04-04T15:46:47Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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ok im fine with your removal of unfunny BS but do not remove CONTENT like fan videos. The wiki is designed to be funny sarcastic and informative, this is not ED but its not wikipedia either... [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 05:08, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Listen, I like some fan videos too. But some are shitty. And the "Homos" page is probably one of the most relevant pages on the wiki, when there's this big ugly video on a nice page like that I can't not remove it. Also I'm not trying to make it like ED or Wikipedia, I can just read certain pages and tell that spergs wrote them and I want to erase that ugliness. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*I agree with Cleftpalete here, I often seen videos which are thrown in for the sake of having videos and they really don't add to the article and bog it down. I don't think it's a tremendous loss. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Keep it up and don't listen to Slimz==<br />
You're doing the Lord's work here Cleftpalete. I have a feeling that you and I are going to get along just fine. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:35, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
* i agree with almost all of his edits, just dont want content to get lost, we all know how important content is, hidden content is not good content.... content.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Fan vids aren't content, they're growths on the article's backside. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:39, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thanks, I'll get these articles looking good. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You do that. Call me if anyone else tries to revert your work. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:54, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You're a good man. That's all. I which I had your cajones. If you're female, you're still a good man, and I still wish I had your cojones. Love, [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 19:03, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
**Thanks, more to come soon. I want to heal the world. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 19:08, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Ok i have been following your edits and still agree with most of them. I did revert and basically rewrite one of them because i felt that the section while poorly and written, still contained some information worth saving.<br />
**What? [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:19, 30 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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==I salute you sir==<br />
You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:32, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*While I can't endorse your underlying motives, Cleftpalete, I have similar sentiments as Old meme. I'd definitely say you're one of the better new editors. I haven't had any issues involving you, maybe I haven't paid enough attention, but do try to be civil with people, even as stupid as they can be. But if someone like Slimz gives you shit for your edits, just let me know, I'll have your back, bro.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:56, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*Thank you very much, sirs. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:33, 21 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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/cwc/ sends it's regards, good sir. You are a true nigga. You should mod the forums, THAT'd be fun.<br />
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BRICKSQUAD! GROVE ST! BRRRR --[[User:789fag|789fag]] 11:39, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thank you very much, you should've seen what I did to that faggot after he pm'ed, I'll post it to my user page later. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:44, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Watch [[My Little Pony|this article]], comrade ==<br />
The spergs have their eyes on it. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:31, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Alright, will do, my friend. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:21, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Sarah May article==<br />
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I modified your edits to the article just now. It may be true that they made Chris do some stupid stuff for stupid reasons, but there's a reason why the GAMePLACe article doesn't mention that it was owned by a sex offender or how what BlueSpike did was wrong. It's not relevant to Chris. A half-intelligent reader can figure it out anyway.<br />
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While I understand and agree with your perspective on the material, what 'she' did or how she did it is far less relevant than how Chris responded, which should be the sole focus of the article. I'm not pretending you added paragraphs about how horrible Sarah May is, but I feel like parts were straying away from Chris.<br />
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On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct.<br />
So that's why I did that.<br />
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That said, your stance on "holy shit he said Julie 4 TIMES" and then understating the suicide thing is something I can agree with, definitely. I use this example too much, but it's like when people were bitching at Chris for making fun of the Titanic because "PEOPLE DIED THERE". I think people try too hard to make Chris look like the bad guy sometimes.<br />
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I accept that you have a strong opinion on this, so if you think I'm wrong, just let me know. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 14:23, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*First of all, you're telling me it's more important for Chris's reaction to be recorded than the action? The action completely influences the reaction! It is extremely relevant to Chris what happened, being that he was being blackmailed, which the article didn't even mention. That sounds pretty relevant to me.<br />
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Also, saying that the articles don't outright insult Chris is simply not true, almost all articles outright insult Chris. I know that smart people like you don't want that here, but it's still there.<br />
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You need to be able to talk about specific people at least a little bit. To call Barb [[Snorlax]], or even to go in depth about what [[Anna McLerran]] thinks about Chris are things that take away from Chris.<br />
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The article is awful, and it needs to be changed. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 14:58, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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What the he'll is wrong with you? I made a few harmless changes to the Sarah May article and you rage on me for "bastardizing" it. Calm down, this is just a wiki. Your edits aren't definitive anyways. But you don't have to be so angry and hostile to me. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:30, 4 March 2012 (PST<br />
*also, I only edited the page once after you so I have no idea what further and further is supposed to mean. I look forward to seeing your snappy retort. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:33, 4 March 2012 (PST))<br />
*I didn't "rage" at you specifically, I was also "raging" at freecell. Also why would I be nice to you? You made a forum thread where every single poster insulted me. Also, I have changed this wiki more than you know, so don't undermine me or my edits. Are you uncomfortable with me being "snappy", everybody who has talked to me has been destroyed, because they can't debate worth shit, including you. Also, stop posting on my talk page, one post is enough. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:37, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
**huh? What? Ok.... Do you think I made that topic to spite you? And I guess you are a real master debator. Yup, I really can't debate shit. Hope that makes you happy. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:43, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
**Yep, you can't, and you're proving that right now. Get out. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:45, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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So much for being the favorite. It didn't stop you from being banned. I guess you didn't want it anyways to begin with. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 12:51, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
:Chaosakita, I'm not on your side of this issue, either. Both of you calm the fuck down and stop insulting each other. A wiki is supposed to be a place where people work together to create good articles, not mud-slinging over several talk pages or reverting minor edits because you don't like the other editor. Neither of you are right here, and this isn't a victory. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 12:58, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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===My take===<br />
I've looked at the Sarah May article, and at first, I'm like "What? He changed like three words" but now I see that he added stuff about Sarah may being twisted and that sort of thing. Here's what I think - I agree with Cleftpalete that we should try to be critical of trolls. Trolls are people too, they do have their faults and because of the focus on Chris, we tend to let them off easy. HOWEVER, I think that being overly critical of the trolls is just as bad as being overly critical of Chris. I think if criticism is due, then it is. <br />
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In this case though, we should look at the particulars though. Cleftpalete, I believe you added how she was an "extremely twisted" troll? How do you back up this claim? I don't exactly see it in the article. If the article argues that Chris was frazzled when he accidentally said Julie's name instead of Sarah May, isn't it reasonable to argue that perhaps Sarah May was short tempered with Chris's actions over the course of their relationship? It's frustrating to deal with Chris, this is why BlueSpike went overboard when he had his final call because he's just so frustrated and wanted to let Chris have it. I'm just saying if we're excusing Chris's behavior due to an emotional state, why not excuse Sarah May's behavior? Still, how does what she did an "extremely twisted" troll? Why "extremely" and why "twisted"? Is it just because she made Chris draw a drawing to get his account back? I think she wouldn't be much of a troll if she didn't do anything in return. I believe that when we show Chris is guilty of something or is deserving of criticism, we should show evidence of it and this is the same case here with Sarah May. <br />
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Furthermore, this goes to Cleftpalete and ChaosAkita, you gotta chill. Remember, this is a wiki about ''an autistic manchild.'' This isn't an article about Jesus Christ or Existentialism, it's an article about a girl who's claim to fame is getting Chris to draw a picture of his OC getting fucked in the ass. There are far bigger things to worry about, even on this wiki. Fuck, I forget who Sarah May is but then I remember "Oh yeah, she was the one with Rosechu and the strapon." <br />
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Also Cleftpalete, dude, you can't take this stuff personally. You attacking other users is just as counter productive as if you were adding shitty edits. I can understand you disagree with people, you're in a small minority, but you gotta be civil with people. You gotta be like "I disagree with your edits and here's why" as opposed to "Fuck you, my edits are better." I've seen far too many good editors end up quitting the CWCki because they take things personally and attack users personally instead of focusing on making edits.<br />
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If there's particulars I've missed, by all means speak up, either side, and I'll try to resolve what I may have missed. I appreciate that you two are very passionate about improving the CWCki, even though you seem to differ on what exactly it is, but fighting is not productive at all.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:16, 5 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*I apologize about earlier, Champ. I get too easily pissed off over minimal things, and processed everything in my head as me being completely right. I think it's better if I stay away from people and just focus on editing. I took a break, and I'm just going to stay in my editing bubble, as I can see that I can solve more problems that way. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 08:46, 4 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== I for one would love to hear Chaos's embarrassing messages from CWCki Forums ==<br />
I haven't checked /cwc/ today, so I don't know if you've posted them or not yet, but if you haven't, send me them anyway. I'm always interested in some decent drama, and I need a good laugh today. And you are right about the Sarah May article by the way, but be careful about insulting faggots like chaos over it. It's doing that which got Delabonte banned for six months, and this wiki badly needs someone like you or him to keep these articles clean. And don't start on Freecell either. He's cool. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:17, 6 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*Sorry about that, Oldmeme. I got extremely heated up earlier this month. I'll keep my distance from the actual users and focus on the content. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 08:46, 4 April 2012 (PDT)</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Cleftpalete&diff=158632User:Cleftpalete2012-04-04T05:06:39Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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{{Quote|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.|Old Meme}}<br />
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''Defagging''! It's simple! But what is it? '''Answer''': '''It's a game of I SPY!''' Think about the wiki as your house. Under all your expensive furniture, tiny dustbunnies are festering.<br />
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'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!'''''<br />
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{{quote3|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|center||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny?|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|thumb|center|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png|thumb|center|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay.<br />
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{{quote3|{{Quote|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; '''''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!''''' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sex-doll on his front lawn? <br />
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Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.<br />
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Here's a few more examples;<br />
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{{Quote|'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Sick]], [[CWCFlyingElephants|bizarre]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|tasteless]] and completely [[For Julie's Eyes Only|unexpected]] - in other words, classic Chris-chan.}}<br />
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{{Quote|A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|strangle him]] some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.}}<br />
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The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}<br />
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Okay let's see our next dustbunny..<br />
{{quote3|{{Quote|[[Obesity|It will weigh ''heavily'' on you.]]}}<br />
{{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny, now?|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity|Obese]], [[Fail]], and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}}<br />
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Let's take a break!<br />
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{{quote3|[[Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|thumb|center|And look at some awful fan-art!]]<br />
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{{collapsible|Fun!|Earlier I had mentioned that all fan-art is welcome, except for awful/weabooish/gay fan-art. It may sound mean, but I believe that. However, unlike the previous dustbunnies I have mentioned, this one is entirely opinion-based, and the only way to diagnose is to have a sense of taste.<br />
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'''The Good''': ''Wonderful fan-art. I have no problem with these. All of them should be in articles if they aren't already.''<br />
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Image:1chrischan.jpg|This is very nice. <br />
Image:Cheers07.jpg|Not a particularly good drawing, but it plays by all the rules.<br />
Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|This isn't a very good shop. But it's hilarious, so that makes up for it.<br />
Image:B-manajerk real.jpg|Another funny shop.<br />
Image:EPISODE X by neodalion.jpg|This is a hilarious and really well drawn picture. Why is all the bad fan-art in articles when good stuff like this isn't?<br />
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'''The Bad''': ''The most awful fan-art. These should all be destroyed.''<br />
<center><gallery> <br />
Image:RBPandaHalo.jpg|This is not fan-art. This is a vidyagame character. Even if it was fan-art it would look like shit.<br />
Image:Chrissygoesinsane.jpg|This is an example of a piece of fan-art that looks like it could be drawn by Chris himself. If you can't draw, then you don't have the right to mock CWC's drawings. Also it doesn't help that this is an ebaumsworld user.<br />
Image:Promotion1.png|This is some sperg trying to plug in his Sonichu OC anime comics. Follow rule #1.<br />
Image:ChrisChanByebyebrain.PNG|Hi, A-log. This is extremely creepy. This is the kind of person who I expect to shoot up thier school.<br />
Image:CWCformers.jpg|Ouch..<br />
Image:Unrest in the House of Light by Chaosbandit.jpg|Yuck..<br />
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'''The Ugly''': ''This is a gray area. I have problems with these for various reasons, all of them really don't deserve to be here.''<br />
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Image:Pd.jpg|I see the artist went the extra length to compose a picture that still looks terrible.<br />
Image:Faceless Trolls.png|This is not a good image. The "artist" has tricked you into believing it's okay by using eye-popping primary colors. Draw it with markers and a ballpoint pen and it wouldn't look a fraction as good as sonichu.<br />
Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|This is not good. Again the artist has tricked us into believing it's good by swooshing around in photoshop.<br />
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'''Work in Progress<br />
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{{Quote|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.|Old Meme}}<br />
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==DO YOU WANT DO WHAT CLEFTPALETE DOES?==<br />
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''Defagging''! It's simple! But what is it? '''Answer''': '''It's a game of I SPY!''' Think about the wiki as your house. Under all your expensive furniture, tiny dustbunnies are festering.<br />
<br />
'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!'''''<br />
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{{quote3|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|center||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny?|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|thumb|center|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png|thumb|center|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay.<br />
}}}}<br />
Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..<br />
{{quote3|{{Quote|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; '''''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!''''' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sex-doll on his front lawn? <br />
<br />
Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.<br />
<br />
Here's a few more examples;<br />
<br />
{{Quote|'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Sick]], [[CWCFlyingElephants|bizarre]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|tasteless]] and completely [[For Julie's Eyes Only|unexpected]] - in other words, classic Chris-chan.}}<br />
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{{Quote|A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|strangle him]] some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.}}<br />
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The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}<br />
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Okay let's see our next dustbunny..<br />
{{quote3|{{Quote|[[Obesity|It will weigh ''heavily'' on you.]]}}<br />
{{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny, now?|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity|Obese]], [[Fail]], and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}}<br />
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Let's take a break!<br />
<br />
{{quote3|[[Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|thumb|center|And look at some awful fan-art!]]<br />
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{{collapsible|Fun!|Earlier I had mentioned that all fan-art is welcome, except for awful/weabooish/gay fan-art. It may sound mean, but I believe that. However, unlike the previous dustbunnies I have mentioned, this one is entirely opinion-based, and the only way to diagnose is to have a sense of taste.<br />
<br />
'''The Good'''<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Image:Cheers07.jpg|Not plugging any interests in, not too badly drawn, and just a generally funny piece of fan-arts.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
'''The Ugly'''<br />
<center><gallery> <br />
Image:RBPandaHalo.jpg|This is not fan-art. This is a vidyagame character. Even if it was fan-art it would look like shit.<br />
Image:Chrissygoesinsane.jpg|This is an example of a piece of fan-art that looks like it could be drawn by Chris himself. If you can't draw, then you don't have the right to mock CWC's drawings. Also it doesn't help that this is an ebaumsworld user.<br />
Image:Faceless Trolls.png|This is not a good image. The artist has tricked you into believing it's okay by using eye-popping primary colors. Draw it with markers and a ballpoint pen and it wouldn't look a fraction as good as sonichu.<br />
Image:Promotion1.png|This is some sperg trying to plug in his Sonichu OC anime comics. Follow rule #1.<br />
Image:ChrisChanByebyebrain.PNG|Hi, A-log. This is extremely creepy. This is the kind of person who I expect to shoot up thier school.<br />
Image:CWC RPG like face by JLCL01.jpg|Ha-ha this is funny!<br />
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'''To be continued<br />
'''</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Cleftpalete&diff=158630User:Cleftpalete2012-04-04T03:39:34Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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{{Quote|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.|Old Meme}}<br />
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==DO YOU WANT DO WHAT CLEFTPALETE DOES?==<br />
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''Defagging''! It's simple! But what is it? '''Answer''': '''It's a game of I SPY!''' Think about the wiki as your house. Under all your expensive furniture, tiny dustbunnies are festering.<br />
<br />
'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!'''''<br />
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{{quote3|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|center||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny?|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|thumb|center|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png|thumb|center|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay.<br />
}}}}<br />
Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..<br />
{{quote3|{{Quote|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; '''''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!''''' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sex-doll on his front lawn? <br />
<br />
Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.<br />
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Here's a few more examples;<br />
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{{Quote|'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Sick]], [[CWCFlyingElephants|bizarre]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|tasteless]] and completely [[For Julie's Eyes Only|unexpected]] - in other words, classic Chris-chan.}}<br />
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{{Quote|A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|strangle him]] some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.}}<br />
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The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}<br />
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Okay let's see our next dustbunny..<br />
{{quote3|{{Quote|[[Obesity|It will weigh ''heavily'' on you.]]}}<br />
{{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny, now?|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity|Obese]], [[Fail]], and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}}<br />
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Let's take a break!<br />
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{{quote3|[[Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|thumb|center|And look at some awful fan-art!]]<br />
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{{collapsible|Fun!|Earlier I had mentioned that all fan-art is welcome, except for awful/weabooish/gay fan-art. It may sound mean, but I believe that. However, unlike the previous dustbunnies I have mentioned, this one is entirely opinion-based, and the only way to diagnose is to have a sense of taste.<br />
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'''The Good'''<br />
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Image:Cheers07.jpg|Not plugging any interests in, not too badly drawn, and just a generally funny piece of fan-arts.<br />
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'''The Ugly''' <br />
Image:RBPandaHalo.jpg|This is not fan-art. This is a vidyagame character. Even if it was fan-art it would look like shit.<br />
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'''To be continued<br />
'''</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Cleftpalete&diff=158629User:Cleftpalete2012-04-04T02:45:34Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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{{PhonecallwithBob}}<br />
{{PhonecallwithBarb}}<br />
{{PhonecallwithChris}}<br />
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{{Quote|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.|Old Meme}}<br />
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==DO YOU WANT DO WHAT CLEFTPALETE DOES?==<br />
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''Defagging''! It's simple! But what is it? '''Answer''': '''It's a game of I SPY!''' Think about the wiki as your house. Under all your expensive furniture, tiny dustbunnies are festering.<br />
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'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!'''''<br />
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{{quote3|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|center||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny?|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|thumb|center|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png|thumb|center|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay.<br />
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Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..<br />
{{quote3|{{Quote|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; '''''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!''''' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sex-doll on his front lawn? <br />
<br />
Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.<br />
<br />
Here's a few more examples;<br />
<br />
{{Quote|'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Sick]], [[CWCFlyingElephants|bizarre]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|tasteless]] and completely [[For Julie's Eyes Only|unexpected]] - in other words, classic Chris-chan.}}<br />
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{{Quote|A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|strangle him]] some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.}}<br />
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The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}<br />
}}<br />
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Okay let's see our next dustbunny..<br />
{{quote3|{{Quote|[[Obesity|It will weigh ''heavily'' on you.]]}}<br />
{{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny, now?|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity|Obese]], [[Fail]], and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}}<br />
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'''To be continued<br />
'''</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Cleftpalete&diff=158628User:Cleftpalete2012-04-04T02:43:13Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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{{PhonecallwithBob}}<br />
{{PhonecallwithBarb}}<br />
{{PhonecallwithChris}}<br />
{{Krapplefag}}<br />
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{{Quote|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.|Old Meme}}<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
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==DO YOU WANT DO WHAT CLEFTPALETE DOES?==<br />
<br />
''Defagging''! It's simple! But what is it? '''Answer''': '''It's a game of I SPY!''' Think about the wiki as your house. Under all your expensive furniture, tiny dustbunnies are festering.<br />
<br />
'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!'''''<br />
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{{quote3|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|center||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny?|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|thumb|center|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png|thumb|center|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay.<br />
}}}}<br />
Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..<br />
{{quote3|{{Quote|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; ''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!'' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sex-doll on his front lawn? <br />
<br />
Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.<br />
<br />
Here's a few more examples;<br />
<br />
{{Quote|'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Sick]], [[CWCFlyingElephants|bizarre]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|tasteless]] and completely [[For Julie's Eyes Only|unexpected]] - in other words, classic Chris-chan.}}<br />
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{{Quote|A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|strangle him]] some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.}}<br />
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The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Okay let's see our next dustbunny..<br />
{{quote3|{{Quote|[[Obesity|It will weigh ''heavily'' on you.]]}}<br />
{{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny, now?|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity|Obese]], [[Fail]], and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}}<br />
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'''To be continued<br />
'''</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Cleftpalete&diff=158627User:Cleftpalete2012-04-04T02:41:23Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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{{PhonecallwithBob}}<br />
{{PhonecallwithBarb}}<br />
{{PhonecallwithChris}}<br />
{{Krapplefag}}<br />
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{{Quote|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.|Old Meme}}<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
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==DO YOU WANT DO WHAT CLEFTPALETE DOES?==<br />
<br />
''Defagging''! It's simple! But what is it? '''Answer''': '''It's a game of I SPY!''' Think about the wiki as your house. Under all your expensive furniture, tiny dustbunnies are festering.<br />
<br />
'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!'''''<br />
<br />
{{quote3|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|center||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny?|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|thumb|center|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png|thumb|center|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay.<br />
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Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..<br />
{{quote3|{{Quote|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; ''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!'' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sexdoll on his front lawn? <br />
<br />
Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.<br />
<br />
Here's a few more examples;<br />
<br />
{{Quote|'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Sick]], [[CWCFlyingElephants|bizarre]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|tasteless]] and completely [[For Julie's Eyes Only|unexpected]] - in other words, classic Chris-chan.}}<br />
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{{Quote|A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|strangle him]] some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.}}<br />
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The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}<br />
}}<br />
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Okay let's see our next dustbunny..<br />
{{quote3|{{Quote|[[Obesity|It will weigh ''heavily'' on you.]]}}<br />
{{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny, now?|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity|Obese]], [[Fail]], and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}}<br />
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'''To be continued<br />
'''</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_anger&diff=158626Chris and anger2012-04-04T02:22:35Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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{{Quote|I'm not a man who likes to keep rage constantly in my [[Heart level|heart]].|Chris, lying<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[Chris]] has '''anger''' management issues. These usually surface when he is under [[stress]]. Trolls refer to Chris's fits of rage as "tard rage", an expression normally used to describe the seemingly super-human strength a normally mild-tempered [[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]] displays when he or she is pushed too far and goes on an anger-fueled rampage. Although in Chris's case "super-human" and "strength" can easily be replaced with "impotent" and "bawling".<br />
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== Causes of Chris's anger ==<br />
[[Image:Rawr fag.jpg|thumb|A typical fit of 'tard rage.]]<br />
Chris's issues with anger may stem from being tormented in his early childhood by his [[abusive babysitter]], whom he was frequently left under the care of while [[Bob]] and [[Barbara|Barb]] would go out clubbin' and takin' shots. She allegedly traumatized Chris by locking him alone up in a [[room]] full of toys when he was a year old.<br />
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Another person who may be behind Chris's anger issues could be his father, Bob. Being Bob's son, Chris would likely be afraid to retaliate to the things Bob does that annoy him, such as very rarely washing his hands, making Chris remove videos from "the damn Internet", and occasionally [[Bob walks in|cutting down the Internet]]. Chris then takes out his anger on innocent, well-meaning [[trolls]], such as [[Clyde Cash]].<br />
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Another cause of Chris's anger is the fact that as of the time of writing, as well as long after, Chris is still a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]]. Being a virgin seems to make Chris feel like he is entitled to being allowed frequent moments of rage and seeing as he only manages to [[masturbation|jack off]] twice a week due to his bent [[duck]], he has large amounts of [[semen|testosterone]] stored up in his body he just has to [[Recycling|get out]]. Sexual frustration can make even the best of us a bit cranky, though never to this extreme.<br />
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Furthermore, Chris is autistic and therefore lacks understanding of the social restraints of anger. When he gets angry, he sees no reason why he should not go positively nuts. This and the amount of bottled-up stress that autism produces has shown that autistic ''children'' can be very short-tempered. Chris, however, is not an autistic child - he is an autistic adult, and to be honest most other autistics have learned how to cope with stress in ways other than tantrums by the time they are Chris's age. Chris has not. Somewhat ironically, Chris's autism seems to cause him a large amount of anger, since the rest of the world will not acknowledge the "brilliance" of ''Sonichu'' - which is apparently directly brought about from Chris's autism.<br />
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But the one thing that causes Chris's anger, more than anything, is the lack of control he has over everything. His own [[ego]] refuses to allow Chris to think of anything but himself, and when things spiral out of control, he gets frustrated. When [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob demanded that Chris take down the videos of their house]], Chris could only flail and tell him that he didn't know what to do, only to tell his "fans" to take it down for him. When [[Liquid Chris|someone pretends to be him]] and be more popular than him, he rages because he feels that it's his popularity, not the faker's. When people [[Asperchu|poke fun at him]] or [[Mailbag 39|constantly question one's gender]], he goes into a hissy fit.<br />
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Chris's anger issues date back to before even the formal beginning of his [[Love Quest]]. In [[2000]], he was prescribed the antidepressant [[Wikipedia:Paroxetine|Paxil]] to help manage his frustration and anger, and he continued to take the drug for several years. Whatever effect his medication had, it clearly wasn't enough...<br />
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== Examples of Chris's anger ==<br />
The way Chris expresses his anger can be considered [[autism|confusing]], to say the least. In one of his early fits of rage he began to shout "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]" at several [[jerkops]] who were trying to kick him out of a local [[Wal-Mart]]. In general, Chris, expresses anger like a retarded Internet tough guy would do, taking out his anger on a video camera seeing as he knows it obviously can't and won't fight back. This can be seen in one of his videos on Clyde Cash where he seems to be "Hulking up". He also used to beat up representations of people he disliked in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''. On the other hand, even as he is seemingly scared from expressing his anger in real life, he seems to have outbursts when sufficiently pushed as well. Chris was at one point forced to take anger management classes sometime after his final confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. What happened during this epic struggle is only known in Chris's own words.<br />
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{{quote|"Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. I reacted with my own [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|attack]] that she had been asking for the whole time. I was kicked out of PVCC for a year, and I had to take an anger management course and see a psychiatrist for a while. I was allowed back in."|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]}}<br />
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A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|strangle him]] some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.<br />
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On several occasions, Chris has also shouted and screamed in videos, and concluded his argument with some sort of a heinous threat — and promptly followed this up with his trademark conclusion of saying "peace" and showing the peace sign, or with "Have a nice day," or something similar. Chris is apparently completely oblivious to the conflict between these extremes.<br />
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{{quote|I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any FURTHER incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off. Have a good day.|[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Chris will strangle that Clyde Cash.]]}}<br />
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Occasionally when enraged, his tendency to type important words in ALL CAPS becomes more prominent. Compare these two e-mails from the [[Miyamoto Saga]] — the first sounds fairly calm, though he does let loose one all caps phrase. The second sounds more angry and possibly a bit desperate.<br />
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{{quote|Also, Please inform [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Mr. Miyamoto]], but I have just awoken Inspired [[Sonichu]]-Wise; I have figured out the Opening Title Movie for [[Sonichu's Adventure]], the Prequel Comic for the possible ''[[Pokémon]] Lightning'' Version, and the monitary-type collectibles in Sonichu's Adventure; NOT RINGS, but C-Quarters (the main money) and W-Quarters (equals 10 C-Quarters).|Chris explaining shit nobody cares about.}}<br />
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{{quote|Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have invested THOUSANDS of American Dollars and Cents in [[Nintendo]] Video Games and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA. I have also attached My List of Video Games I have in my collection; 90 PERCENT of Which were ALL BOUGHT BRAND NEW while available in the stores during its MINT Availability. SURLY you can spot back about just under $800 for our Trip To Seattle in advance.|Chris on his knees begging for money so he can fly to [[Redmond]], citing his extensive collection of Nintendo games as reason why Miyamoto should fork over $700.}}<br />
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Other examples of Chris's anger show him taking out his 'tard rage on his [[Clown Doll]]. In the [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]] video a picture of Clyde Cash was taped to the doll and Chris beat it like a spoiled three-year-old who didn't get his way. He also attempted to rip off its head at one point, only to have it slide out through his greasy palms. Chris would attempt to bite the doll's head off again in the [[Sign Destruction Video]], but fans of the doll will be relieved to know that Chris is far too weak to break anything of value. In his video [[Chris Loses It]], Chris proved to us that he's able to shred in half a small cardboard box, but is unable to go through light press-wood. The video also shows his poor acting skills only equal his overall stamina, since he's out of breath before the end of the first minute of the video.<br />
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{{quote|RRRAAAARRGGHH!!|Most of the monologue in the [[Chris Loses It]] video.}}<br />
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Another recent example has shown that Chris can and will blow up at people even on the telephone. In his [[Father Call|phone call with Kacey's father]], Chris quickly became rude to Matthew, especially when the man came down on Chris for his health and his attitude. Even worse, when Chris [[Kacey and Liquid Call|talked to Kacey and Liquid]], he came up in arms over Liquid's continued referral of "Ian Brandon Anderson" and was completely oblivious over the fact that Kacey was getting upset over the entire thing. Even worse, Chris attempted to hang up on both Matthew AND Kacey, only succeeding with Kacey because he got [[Barbara Chandler|his mom]] and dad in on the conversation. Both instances show that Chris loses his stammering and actually starts speaking normally when enraged.<br />
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Around the time when Chris opened the Mailbag to his [[Trolls|adoring fans]], another factor that causes Chris some notable grief was discovered to be the mention of any similarity between high-functioning autism and [[Asperger's syndrome]]. Chris has shown himself to be quite adamant that HFA and Asperger's are entirely unrelated, despite documentation by researchers suggesting quite the opposite. Whilst the anger related to this is of a far lesser magnitude in comparison to, for example, the Liquid Chris saga, it's still clear he's easily irritated by the mere mention of the matter:<br />
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{{quote|IF ANYTHING, the Asperger people ARE and HAVE BEEN NORMAL. They think they can one-up, or even match, autism with the Lack of Social Capability and their Clumsiness and such. THOSE Characteristics can be FAKED by them who are MOST NORMAL compared to us TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE.|Chris in his [[CWCipedia]] article on Asperger's syndrome.}}<br />
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It's surprising at first how irritated Chris is by this matter. However, the CWCipedia article makes it clear that Chris is angry at Asperger's sufferers for "stealing" the limelight from autistic folks such as himself. He seems to be of the opinion that those diagnosed with the condition are faking it to get attention, [[Chris and his ego|attention that he feels he deserves as an autistic person]].<br />
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==Fan videos==<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Virgin with rage]]<br />
*[[Death threats]]<br />
*[[:Category:Videos with RAGE|Videos with Rage]]<br />
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''Defagging''! It's simple! But what is it? '''Answer''': '''It's a game of I SPY!''' Think about the wiki as your house. Under all your expensive furniture, tiny dustbunnies are festering.<br />
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'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!'''''<br />
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{{quote3|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|center||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny?|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|thumb|center|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png|thumb|center|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay.<br />
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{{quote3|{{Quote|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; ''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!'' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sexdoll on his front lawn? <br />
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Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.<br />
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Here's a few more examples;<br />
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{{Quote|'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Sick]], [[CWCFlyingElephants|bizarre]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|tasteless]] and completely [[For Julie's Eyes Only|unexpected]] - in other words, classic Chris-chan.}}<br />
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{{Quote|A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|strangle him]] some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.}}<br />
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The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}}<br />
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==DO YOU WANT DO WHAT CLEFTPALETE DOES?==<br />
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''Defagging''! It's simple! But what is it? '''Answer''': '''It's a game of I SPY!''' Think about the wiki as your house. Under all your expensive furniture, tiny dustbunnies are festering.<br />
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'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!'''''<br />
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{{quote3|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|center||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny?|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|thumb|center|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png|thumb|center|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay.<br />
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{{quote3|{{Quote|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; ''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!'' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sexdoll on his front lawn? <br />
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Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does.<br />
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Here's a few more examples;<br />
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{{Quote|'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Sick]], [[CWCFlyingElephants|bizarre]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|tasteless]] and completely [[For Julie's Eyes Only|unexpected]] - in other words, classic Chris-chan.}}<br />
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{{Quote|A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|strangle him]] some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.}}<br />
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{{Quote|My- Patti will- the spirit of Patti will have his soul for dinner tonight! she will be haunting your nightmares, Mr. Leary.|Chris, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|respecting his deceased pet.]]}}<br />
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[[Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|thumb|Patti Chandler, devourer of souls]]<br />
[[File:PattiAbomination.png|thumb|Patti today]]<br />
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'''Patti Chandler''' (17 March [[1988]] - 27 [[June 2006]]) was [[Chris]]'s childhood dog, a [[Wikipedia:Beagle|beagle]]-[[Wikipedia:Spitz|spitz]] mix, who was put down in [[2006]].<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> Chris brought Patti back to life in one of his comics, where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] in [[CWCville]]. <br />
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Much like the [[Wikipedia:Flying Dutchman|Flying Dutchman]], who was cursed to roam the seven seas forever, Patti is cursed to [[Patti-Chan|wander in CWCville]] as she is not allowed to rest in peace.<br />
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There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed "like, five, ten tons".<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to carry the home of a deceased loved one, Chris acts as though he [[11042009 51 50|honestly believes that's how much it weighs]].<br />
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When confronted about his [[Chris and remorse|insensitivity]], or when someone tries to point out that he has [[Father Call|never experienced any substantial hardships]], Chris is always quick to point out that he experienced the loss of Patti. He even mentions Patti's death over the death of his [[Aunt Corrina]] (who gave Patti to him in the first place). Chris seems to only mention his aunt as an afterthought when the comparison between someone losing a [[Ryan Cash|close family member]] and Chris losing his dog is scoffed at.<br />
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It is entirely possible that Patti was the only life form to ever love Chris out of anything other than obligation. Patti was also probably the only acquaintance with which Chris has ever had very much in common. Not because they shared [[Chris_and_sex#Beastiality|a mystical bond between man and beast]], brought about through the wondrous unexplained mysteries of [[autism]], but because they were both animals driven by brute instinct with no level of higher comprehension whatsoever.<br />
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According to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|a video from January 2010]], Patti now feasts on [[Beel|human souls]]. While this may seem to be at odds with the canon of the Sonichu comics, it makes perfect sense if you consider the distinct possibility that CWCville ''is'' hell.<br />
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==Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris==<br />
<blockquote><i><br />
<br>Patti Chandler<br />
<br>March 17, [[1980s#1988|1988]] to June 27, [[2006]]<br />
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<br>Eulogy written by Christian Weston Chandler, June 27, 2006<br />
[[Image:091-PattiMemory.jpg|thumb|Patti, you sweet, unlucky dog.]]<br />
<br>My family, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|furry]] friends, (anyone else present), we are gathered here today to pay our last respects and wishes to our dearly beloved beagle/spitz, Patti, who has departed from our world here on earth to a [[CWCville|doggy heaven where she will be happier]], because she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up there. And she will often look down upon her beloved family, me, Christian Chandler, my mother, [[Barbara Chandler]], and my father [[Robert Chandler]], and the [[Chandler cats|cats]] who have grown fond of Patti.<br />
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<br>I will always remember Patti for all the lovely memories she has shared with me from:<br />
<br>-When I picked her out of the litter at my [[Aunt Corina|Aunt Corina's]] house in Redoak, Virginia.<br />
<br>-The many walks I have shared with her around this neighborhood, as well as the neighborhood in the [[Chris's_homes#Newberry_Towne_Subdivision|Newberry Towne subdivision in Richmond, Virginia]].<br />
<br>-The time I watched my old best friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], take Patti by her front paws and danced a bit.<br />
<br>-The times I've watched her stand on her hind legs and then rewarded her with a biscuit bone.<br />
<br>-The time I took my camera to her pen and took this lovely picture of her and me, and I made a big deal how she'll be like a movie dog star.<br />
<br>-The times I've just sat with her in the yard and petted her head. I've always given her a [[Homos|"Bally-Scratch"]] where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a [[Sonichu_Ball|rubber ball.]]<br />
<br>-The many times I've fed her a can of food and a cup full of dry food, and refilled her bucket with fresh water so she can drink it and wash her face.<br />
<br>-There was also the one time I saw her resting on top of her doghouse (not on her back like Snoopy).<br />
<br>-[[Wikipedia:Border collie|I've often wondered why between both her ears, why one was bent and the other was straight like an arrowhead]].<br />
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<br>When Patti was brought to the vet on that [[Fail|faithful]] day, I was distraught with fright and concern for her health. I stayed with her during her final moments with a hand on her head and a tear in my eye. When my mother was brought the paper that gave the doctor permission to send her on her way, I didn't want her to be the one to sign it. I raised Patti since she was a six-week old pup, and I wanted to take the strain for signing the one-way ticket (it was hard for me, but it was for the best). So I signed that paper, with a crying [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] face saying, "We love you, Patti." After that, I gave her my final pets, hug, hand-to-paw hold, eye-contact, ear-rub, cheek-to-fur rub, and I sadly waved her for the final time, and I said, "Good Bye, Patti, I Love You." As I stood outside, I heard Patti's last barks saying, "I will always love you, Chris. Thank You."<br />
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<br>But we all must move on with our lives with our beloved lucky mutt in our hearts and in our memories. So, Patti, may your old dog house and surrounding flowers forever memorialize your blessed heart, your barks at the stars and strangers, and your loyal love that you have blessed upon me and my family and friends. Bark on, and rest in peace, our beloved lucky Patti.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2006#September]]</ref></i></blockquote><br />
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==Current activity==<br />
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Not content with an eternity of biscuit bones and "bally-scratches" in doggy heaven, Patti has apparently taken time out of being dead to [[Dreams#The Patti-chan dream|assure her former master]] of her peaceful afterlife in a dream. Also, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|Chris has averred]] that her vengeful spirit will seek out [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] and his cohorts for allegedly besmirching her memory and proceed to, in no particular order, give them nightmares, eat their souls and kill them. Yet, as always, Chris still thinks of himself as a [[Chris and Anger|kind hearted]], [[Chris and Religion|Christian]] individual.<br />
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Patti's physical remains rest underneath her ten-ton doghouse in the Chandlers' backyard. The notion of exhuming and desecrating her bones has become a popular running joke among trolls, to the point that Chris, in a September 2010 [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|YouTube video]], took the time to fiercely deny any rumors that the corpse of his dog was anywhere except where he had buried it.<br />
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Ironically, in a video created about a year after that one, Chris pretended (while dressed as a hooker) to [[It's not that cold|dig up Patti]] and repurpose her as a coat. It seems that not only is Patti an unholy weapon of soul sucking revenge, but a snuggly, warm coat, too.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:0050-Patti5.jpg|Patti relaxing.<br />
Image:0051-Patti6.jpg<br />
Image:0052-Patti.JPG|Patti full of [[stress]]<br />
Image:0053-Patti1.jpg|Although Patti lived in a cage outside, it was at least 1000 times better than the disaster zone called the Chandler house.<br />
Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|Patti will devour your soul!<br />
Image:0055-Patti3.jpg<br />
Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion|get-up]]<br />
Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG|Can you dig it?<br />
Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."<br />
Image:ModNation PattiChan.jpg|Her [[Patti-chan|horrendous furfag alter ego]] as seen in [[ModNation Racers]].<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and death]]<br />
*[[Patti-Chan]]<br />
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Eulogy_for_Patti Patti's entry on CWCipedia]<br />
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[[File:GuiltyInnocense.jpg|thumb|[[TRUE and HONEST]] artist's depiction.]]<br />
On '''28 October 2011''' - a date which will live in infamy - [[The GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]].<br />
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On that fateful Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.<ref>Based on metadata from Chris's photos</ref>, [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its [[manajerks|manager]], [[Michael Snyder]]. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the [[CWCki]] in November. A bit of a delay, but it turns out, he and Barb had been [[jerkop|arrested]] and jailed for various offenses (trespassing, assault, and hit & run). Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies "a '''term of imprisonment of not less than one year''' nor more than 10 years, and ... a fine of not more than $2,500."<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM</ref><br />
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Both Chris and Barb were bonded out on 29 October<ref>https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&agency=228&id=323013&searchType=offender</ref><ref>https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&agency=228&id=125674&searchType=offender</ref>, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. The Chandlers will be represented in court by [[Wikipedia:Robert B. Bell|Rob Bell]], a Republican member of the Virginia House of Delegates.<br />
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This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob Chandler]] on 6 [[September 2011]].<br />
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== The charges ==<br />
Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.<br />
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===Barbara's===<br />
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>) <br />
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.<br />
* '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)<br />
** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. It's likely that this occurred when Barb attempted to prevent the police from arresting Chris. <br />
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==== Court dates ====<br />
* 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.<br />
* 15 December 2011 - 1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr. granted a continuance for both Chris and Barb's charges.<br />
* 5 January 2012 - 1:00pm - Yet another continuance.<br />
* 5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing<br />
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===Chris's===<br />
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a" />)<br />
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.<br />
* '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b" />)<br />
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person, perhaps [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]].<br />
* '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119</ref>)<br />
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Trespassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden, no doubt due to setting foot in The GAMe PLACe.<br />
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==== Court dates ====<br />
* 7 November 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.<br />
* 15 December 2011 - 1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr. granted a continuance (postponement) for both Chris and Barb's charges. <br />
* 5 January 2012 - 1:00pm - Yet another continuance.<br />
* 5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing<br />
== Civil suit ==<br />
Michael Snyder also filled a civil suit against both Chris and Barb on 1 November 2011, 4 days after the incident.<br />
The reason for the lawsuit and what damages are being sought is currently unknown besides that it is related to the 28 October event. Barb attended a second hearing on 14 November, a third took place on 15 December, at the same time as her criminal case hearing, and a fourth occurred on 5 January at 1:00 PM. <br />
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Chris' case at one point read 'Other Judgement', however, it appears to have been open again. Presumably, Chris appeared again in court on 5 January at 2:15 PM, shortly after his criminal hearing.<br />
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Before the court hearing, Michael Snyder requested and received a Preliminary Protective Order against both Chris and Barbara. This order is similar to a restraining order, and prohibits Chris or Barb from contacting Michael or engaging in any threatening behavior towards him before the hearing. The order lasts for 15 days.<ref>http://www.dcjs.virginia.gov/victims/documents/podomesticviolence.pdf</ref><br />
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== Aftermath ==<br />
[[File:Card.PNG|thumb|Chris's only chance.]]<br />
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* On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it as a response to the events at The GAMe PLACe.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]</ref> In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children and taunted him for his [[obesity]].<br />
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In the February Facebook leaks, Chris stated 'After October 28, 2011; I now have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called "Officers of the Badge"' as opposed only to those in colours other than blue and black. He also produced 50 copies of a flyer calling the Game Place a "Cyber bullies' hang-out" and encouraging people to stay far away which he then left around his usual attraction locations. This led to another run in with [[Jerkops]], in which Chris escaped by "hiding and weaving around the parked cars" and by driving a Mistubishi as opposed to [[Son-Chu]].<br />
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== Photos ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that everyone is looking at the camera<br />
File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder<br />
File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder<br />
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge<br />
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge<br />
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge<br />
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge<br />
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge<br />
File:Chriscivil29.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Chris<br />
File:Barbcivil29.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Barbara<br />
</gallery><br />
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==Fan Art ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Chris mug.jpg|Artist's depiction of Chris's mugshot.<br />
File:Chris joker.jpg| Why so serious?<br />
File:TheJoker.png|Oh dear...<br />
File:Chris court sketch.png| An artist provides a theoretical court sketch.<br />
File:RAPSHT-P1.jpg| An artist compiled Chris's crimes onto a rap sheet. (Page 1/2)<br />
File:RAPSHT-P2.jpg| An artist compiled Chris's crimes onto a rap sheet. (Page 2/2)<br />
</gallery><br />
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==References==<br />
<references /><br />
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== See also ==<br />
*[[6 June 2010]]<br />
*[[Chris and the Law]]<br />
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[[Category:Events]]<br />
[[Category:The GAMe PLACe]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=158569List of toys2012-04-02T17:31:01Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
{{Quality}}<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|400px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]].]]<br />
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Chris has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in [[Chris's room|his room]]; this page lists them. Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Daughter|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref> However, he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys as an adult.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref><br />
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==[[Lego]]==<br />
<br />
===Alpha Team===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center <br />
|$50 <br />
|}<br />
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===City/Town===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]] <br />
|$50<br />
|-<br />
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish<br />
|$40<br />
|-<br />
|''6517'' Water Jet <br />
|$3<br />
|-<br />
|''7240-1'' Fire Station<br />
|$30<br />
|-<br />
|'''Possible total'''<br />
|'''$123'''<br />
|}<br />
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===Exo-Force===<br />
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling [[anime]] freaks to Lego. which made it the perfect theme for Chris.]]<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter <br />
|$15<br />
|-<br />
|''7701'' Grand Titan<br />
|$15<br />
|-<br />
|''7712-1'' Supernova <br />
|$20<br />
|-<br />
|''7703'' Fire Vulture<br />
|$15<br />
|-<br />
|'''Possible total'''<br />
|'''$65'''<br />
|}<br />
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===Make and Create===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon <br />
|$10<br />
|-<br />
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots<br />
|$10<br />
|-<br />
|'''Possible total'''<br />
|'''$20'''<br />
|}<br />
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===Ninja===<br />
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress <br />
|$90<br />
|}<br />
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<br />
===Space===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian <br />
|$36<br />
|-<br />
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger <br />
|$60<br />
|-<br />
|'''Possible total'''<br />
|$96<br />
|}<br />
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===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic| Doc Ock's [[Chris's room|Hideout]] <br />
|$50 <br />
|}<br />
<br />
===[[Star Wars]]===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased) <br />
|$40 ''($20 each)'' <br />
|-<br />
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape<br />
|$6<br />
|-<br />
|'''Possible total'''<br />
|'''$46'''<br />
|}<br />
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===Western===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up <br />
|$25 <br />
|}<br />
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===Total===<br />
Assuming recommended retail prices (RRP) the total comes to at least:<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|'''Total''' <br />
|$515<br />
|}<br />
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==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==<br />
<br />
===Plush===<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush <br />
<br />
Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush<br />
<br />
===Figures===<br />
<br />
Jazwares [[Tails]]<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckles<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]<br />
<br />
ReSaurus [[Rose]]<br />
<br />
ReSaurus E102 Gamma<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island [[Shadow]]<br />
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==[[Transformers]]==<br />
'''Assuming highest prices.'''<br />
<br />
===Transformers: Generation One===<br />
[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer. <br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] <br />
|$100 (median)<br />
|-<br />
|Ultra Magnus<br />
|$100<br />
|-<br />
|Afterburner<br />
|$15<br />
|}<br />
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===Transformers: Generation Two===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|Optimus Prime <br />
|$30 (at least)<br />
|}<br />
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)<br />
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===Transformers: Beast Wars===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|Transmetal Optimus Primal <br />
|$20 ($15 and 20)<br />
|}<br />
<br />
===Transformers: Beast Machines===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|Scavenger <br />
|$10 ($7 and 10)<br />
|}<br />
<br />
===Transformers: Armada===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|Jetfire w/ Comettor <br />
|$30 ($25–30)<br />
|-<br />
|Megatron w/ Leader-1<br />
|$30 ($25–30)<br />
|-<br />
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug <br />
|$50<br />
|-<br />
|Overload w/ Rollout<br />
|$30<br />
|-<br />
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone<br />
|$10<br />
|-<br />
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise <br />
|$12 ($10–12)<br />
|-<br />
|Unicron w/ Dead End<br />
|$50<br />
|-<br />
|'''Total'''<br />
|$'''212'''<br />
|}<br />
<br />
===Transformers: Energon===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|Demolishor w/ Blackout<br />
|$12 ($10-12)<br />
|-<br />
|'''Total'''<br />
|$'''12'''<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
===Transformers: Cybertron===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|Brushguard<br />
|$8 ''($5-8)''<br />
|-<br />
|Evac <br />
|$30 ''($25-30)''<br />
|-<br />
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot <br />
|$12 ''($10-$12)''<br />
|-<br />
|Hot Shot <br />
|$12 ''($10-$12)''<br />
|-<br />
|Jetfire <br />
|$25 ''($20-25)''<br />
|-<br />
|Megatron ($40–50)<br />
|$50 ''($40-50)''<br />
|-<br />
|Overhaul<br />
|$8 ''($5-8)''<br />
|-<br />
|Override <br />
|$12 ''($10-$12'')<br />
|-<br />
|Primus<br />
|$50 ''($40-50)''<br />
|-<br />
|Red Alert<br />
|$12 ''($10-$12)''<br />
|-<br />
|Scourge <br />
|$25 ''($20-25)''<br />
|-<br />
|Sideways <br />
|$12 ''($10-$12)''<br />
|-<br />
|Soundwave <br />
|$25 ''($20-25)''<br />
|-<br />
|Thunderclash <br />
|$12 ''($6-8)''<br />
|-<br />
|Undermine <br />
|$8 ''($5-8)''<br />
|-<br />
|Unicron <br />
|$12 ''($10-$12)''<br />
|-<br />
|Vector Prime<br />
|$30 ''($25-30)''<br />
|-<br />
|'''Total'''<br />
|$'''323'''<br />
|}<br />
<br />
===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|Optimus Prime <br />
|$50 ''($40-50)''<br />
|}<br />
<br />
===''Transformers: Dark of [[the Moon]]''===<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] <br />
|$12 ''($10-12)''<br />
|-<br />
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]<br />
|$12 ''($10-12)''<br />
|-<br />
|'''Total'''<br />
|'''$24'''<br />
|}<br />
<br />
===Anniversary Editions===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime <br />
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)<br />
|}<br />
===Transformers: Alternators===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck<br />
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)'' <br />
|}<br />
<br />
===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky<br />
|$5 ''($3-5)'' <br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Total==<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|'''Optimus Prime ''' <br />
|'''$874 (at least)'''<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==[[My Little Pony]]==<br />
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italiacs are their new identities.<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|Cutie Keen Bean<br />
|$10' <br />
|-<br />
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (Educait)<br />
|$20<br />
|-<br />
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-)<br />
|$20<br />
|-<br />
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest)<br />
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''<br />
|-<br />
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (Ty Game)<br />
|$20<br />
|-<br />
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref><br />
|$50<br />
|-<br />
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (BoottomBeck)<br />
|$20<br />
|-<br />
|Sweet Breeze Pose (Honeysumerah and Modest Manna)<br />
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''<br />
|-<br />
|Seaspray Pose (Cheroki-Chan)<br />
|$20<br />
|-<br />
|Beachberry Pose (Linnhadey and Federico)<br />
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''<br />
|-<br />
|'''Total'''<br />
|'''$300'''<br />
|}<br />
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==[[Power Rangers]]==<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|Wild Force Predazord<br />
|$50 <br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Grand Total==<br />
And this isn't even counting all the crap we can't see or are unable to catalogue....<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|'''Grand Total'''<br />
|'''$1,739<br />
|}<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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{{Lists}}<br />
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[[Category:Lists]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2012&diff=158568February 20122012-04-02T17:27:04Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>'''February [[2012]]''' saw Chris's thirtieth birthday, a slew of [[Honest Content|unflattering]] videos made for [[Jackie]], and a look into how he lives his life in a world full of [[28 October 2011|Jews]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker call|locust infestations]] via a new [[Facebook]] account.<br />
[[Image:1328397527051.jpg|thumb|right|Chris is not amused.]]<br />
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==Events==<br />
*4 February : Chris writes on his [[Facebook statuses|Facebook account]] details about him playing "hide and seek" with the Jerkops and Manajerk at the [[Fashion Square Mall]].<br />
*5 February - Chris is spotted in a [[Chris and Fashion|Goodwill]] and publishes new photos on his [[Facebook]] account.<br />
*11 February - Chris change his [[voicemail greeting]]...again.<br />
*17 February - Chris' plans for a charitable [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] are discovered.<br />
*22 February - The Playstation Vita is released. Chris acquires one within two days.<br />
*24 February - Chris [[Birthday|turns thirty]]! Happy [[Christian Love Day]]!<br />
*24 February - [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] releases a grand number of [[Tomgirl]] videos aimed at [[Jackie]], who is apparently back in contact with Chris: [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]], [[You're Always Pretty]] (a wild Snorlax appears!), [[Little Tomboy Blue]], [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]], [[The Red-Maned Deer]], [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]]. <br />
{{Timeline}}</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris%27s_birthday&diff=158567Chris's birthday2012-04-02T17:18:59Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|[[Homo|Chris blows.]]]]<br />
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{{quote|Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!"|Chris, on being nearly 30.}}<br />
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'''[[Chris]]'s birthday''', 24 February, is a significant date in his life, for obvious reasons. However, the bizarre inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new [[vidya]], to [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|wanting his birthday to be a national holiday]]) warrants some inspection.<br />
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==Notable birthdays==<br />
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[[Image:0481-CWC18th12.jpg|thumb|Chris's best birthday EVER!]]<br />
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===17th===<br />
Chris received a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1n1AxK1Dg Pro200] handheld game console, and was photographed looking visibly disappointed while holding it. He also drew "[[:File:086-BionicFlag.jpg|Bionic Over Autism]]", which would later be included in Sonichu 6, and created [[Espanolic]], which would later be seen on his [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover project]] for school.<br />
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===18th===<br />
While [[Trolls|most people]] would've celebrated by partying hard, doing [[Sex|something special]], or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a Sega Dreamcast. While he did have something of a party, it was very much the kind thrown for small children&mdash;composed of thrown-together decor, last-minute gifts, and some [[Friend Zone|platonic]] [[gal-pals]] as guests. No strip clubs, no [[tobacky]], just ''Kenan & Kel'' and cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever. The great importance of this event apparently warranted recording as a story, "[[My big 18th party]]".<br />
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===[[Alcohol|21st]]===<br />
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|And now the worst...]]<br />
If the above birthday was Chris's best, then this was probably his worst. No friends, no new [[video games]], and no [[sweetheart]]. The only thing Chris got was kicked out of his [[PVCC|college]] [[English]] class by his professor. All wasn't lost, however, as this event was the catalyst that began the [[Love Quest]]&mdash;Chris's enduring search for someone that will [[Barbara_Chandler|put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity]].<br />
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===23rd===<br />
Chris documented this birthday in an issue of [[News_Dash#Chris.27s_23rd_Birthday|''Sonichu's News Dash'']]. It took place at the mall and was attended by his parents, as well as "a couple of his new-found gal-pals, who all already have Boyfriends, or are otherwise undatable, due to her religion." He was treated like a child and loved every second of it.<br />
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===25th===<br />
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris's 25th birthday and [[DVD]] launch party.]]<br />
To celebrate this milestone, Chris recorded an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|IMPORTANT MESSAGE]], inspiring girls, boys, and dudes of all teenages with the many lessons he has learned from his quarter-century of experience. <br />
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===27th===<br />
Chris's 27th birthday coincided with the burial of his late [[Aunt Corrina]]. Undoubtedly, this cast a shadow on the festivities. In true Chris fashion, he bitched and complained about not being able to [[Obesity|stuff his greedy gullet full of pancakes]] instead of [[Chris_and_death|mourning]] the loss of his aunt. He would later go on to complain in a [[Mumble 9|Mumble chat]] about how Aunt Corrina ruined his special day by selfishly dying. He also received some birthday money, which he used to fund his [[Ohio trip|road trip to Ohio]].<br />
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===28th===<br />
Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his [[ego|obsessive desire]] to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a [[Semen|mysterious substance]] and was [[Magical Man Potion|visited]] by another [[Jerk|male]] guest. [[Alec Benson Leary]] also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|called in and congratulated him]], being the all-around nice guy that he is. Chris [[Vivian_Gee_E-mails,_2010#Hey.2C_Vivian_.E2.80.94_11_February|had been saving $100]] to pay for a prostitute as a birthday present for himself, but he ultimately abandoned that idea after [[The Wallflower]] became his friend and he assumed he would be allowed to have sex with her for free. <br />
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===29th===<br />
The events were unknown due to his hiatus from [[the Internet]], but somewhere around this time is when Chris began to [[Tomgirl pictures|embrace his feminine side]].<br />
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* '''''Sonichu'' Canon:''' Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] is distributed into the world's water supply on this day.<br />
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===30th===<br />
[[Image:30_year_old_virgin.png|thumb|A must-see!]]<br />
Chris entered his fourth decade in [[2012]]. The [[28 October 2011]] crimes still cast a shadow. Being the affluent [[Sony]] fanboy that he is, Chris bought himself a [[PS Vita]] and a copy of Asphalt Injection.<br />
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Leaked [[Facebook statuses]] reveal that Chris was not looking forward to this birthday. On 30 January he expressed his frustrations about soon becoming a 30 year old virgin, and a little more than a week later Chris announced on 11 February that he had no plans for his birthday.<br />
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==Birthday Gallery: Witness the Evolution==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|Age 5: Cute kid, right?<br />
Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Age 14 <br />
Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|Age 17<br />
Image:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|Age 18<br />
Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|Age 19<br />
Image:0599-CWC20-4.jpg|Age 20<br />
Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|Age 21<br />
Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|Age 22<br />
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|Age 23<br />
Image:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg|Age 24<br />
Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|Age 25<br />
Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|Age 26: Cute kid, right?<br />
File:Chris27a.PNG|Age 27<ref>[[Ode to Julie]]</ref><br />
File:Chris27.PNG|Age 28<ref>[[Christian Love Day (video)]]</ref><br />
File:TG9.jpg|Age 29<br />
File:1328397527051.jpg|Age 30<br />
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=="Christian Love Day"==<br />
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|The Christian Love Day Declaration (which is totally TRUE and HONEST, and not a [[things Chris has ripped off|rip-off]] at all).]]<br />
Many people see their birthday as a day of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be [[Ego|focused on him too]]. First seen in the [[CWC Blog]], "Christian Love Day" is apparently a second Valentine's Day, but celebrated exclusively by [[Homo|STRAIGHT]] folk. In the [[Mailbag]], he clarified he "feels like" it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because [[Reality|he wills it]] and it's also Mexican Flag Day. However, Chris provides no details on how to celebrate, nor does he put any effort into garnering publicity beyond [[Christian Love Day|one lone video]].<br />
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In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], the holiday gains slightly more credence, along with some disturbing moral stipulations. It is on this day that the homo vaccine "cures" the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, that and [[ego]]). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of its denouement would be nationally recognized, or he [[Reality|has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality]].<br />
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==References==<br />
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{{Year}}<br />
[[Category:Events]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Cleftpalete&diff=157946User:Cleftpalete2012-03-04T21:06:25Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>{{EDUser}}<br />
{{PhonecallwithBob}}<br />
{{PhonecallwithBarb}}<br />
{{PhonecallwithChris}}<br />
{{Krapplefag}}<br />
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[[Image:Chaosakita_vs._Cleftpalete.jpg]]<br />
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{{Quote|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.|Old Meme}}<br />
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{{Quote|I can't live without sucking your cock|Chaosakita.}}<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
Hello, I'm defagging the CWCki. Here's an example of stuff I don't like;<br />
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=Why Christian Weston Chandler is a Faggot=<br />
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[[Image:Ian's Quest for Chris Chan.PNG|thumb|right|OOONWARD TO CHINA LOLLLL SO RANDUM]]<br />
[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|right||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]]<br />
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==He's [[Obesity|obese]]==<br />
Seriously guize, [[obesity|Chris]] is such a [[fat]] disgusting abomination of god I hate him so much, why, I bet his [[Barbara|MOMMY]] and [[DADDY]] tuck him in to bed lol. Check out this ''ZIIIIMMMM FAANNAAARRT'' I did of Christian weston Chandler XD SO RANDOM >.> ^.^!!!<br />
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==He makes us with Autism/Aspergers look bad==<br />
Chrissy makes us true autistics look ''BAD''! He also apparently collects [[My Little Pony]] and that makes us ''Bronys'' look bad, he also likes [[Sonic]] so that makes us TRUE AND HONEST Sonic the Blue Hedgehog fans EMBARRASSED! See my friend Anthony Logatto's videos for more information please.<br />
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==He's a paychopathic/psychotic child molester==<br />
Also isn't CWCville SERIOUSLY like an evil oppressive Third Reich dystopia? I bet Chris is gonna ''RAPE'' someone, he's a violent psychopathic man-child. He should be executed. I want to CUT OFF HIS BENT [[DUCK]] LLLOLL.. Also [[Twin Falling Towers|THAT]] video was OFFENSIVE and VIOLENT, it only goes to prove what an evil twisted being he is. Also he ''PROBABLY'' molests his niece, Savannah Chandler.<br />
{{clear}}<br />
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==Fan Videos==<br />
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = GRRRRRRR I HAVE ASPERGERS AND I HATE CHRIS WITH THE PASSION OF 1000 SUNS, MY MONEY TAXPAYER MONEY IS GOING TO THIS OBESE STALKER!!!!!!! ALSO I GET ALL THE PUSSY!!!!!1 I'M GOING TO KICK THE AUTISTIC!!!<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qIxSGbcZhcU}}<br />
| maker = Cleft Palete<br />
| subject = [[CHRIS IS A FAGGOT]]<br />
| type = Rant<br />
| info = I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!<br />
}}</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Cleftpalete&diff=157939User:Cleftpalete2012-03-04T20:04:27Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>{{EDUser}}<br />
{{PhonecallwithBob}}<br />
{{PhonecallwithBarb}}<br />
{{PhonecallwithChris}}<br />
{{Krapplefag}}<br />
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[[Image:Chaosakita_vs._Cleftpalete.jpg]]<br />
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{{Quote|You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.|Old Meme}}<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
Hello, I'm defagging the CWCki. Here's an example of stuff I don't like;<br />
<br />
=Why Christian Weston Chandler is a Faggot=<br />
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[[Image:Ian's Quest for Chris Chan.PNG|thumb|right|OOONWARD TO CHINA LOLLLL SO RANDUM]]<br />
[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|right||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], [[Fail|successful]], [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]]<br />
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==He's [[Obesity|obese]]==<br />
Seriously guize, [[obesity|Chris]] is such a [[fat]] disgusting abomination of god I hate him so much, why, I bet his [[Barbara|MOMMY]] and [[DADDY]] tuck him in to bed lol. Check out this ''ZIIIIMMMM FAANNAAARRT'' I did of Christian weston Chandler XD SO RANDOM >.> ^.^!!!<br />
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==He makes us with Autism/Aspergers look bad==<br />
Chrissy makes us true autistics look ''BAD''! He also apparently collects [[My Little Pony]] and that makes us ''Bronys'' look bad, he also likes [[Sonic]] so that makes us TRUE AND HONEST Sonic the Blue Hedgehog fans EMBARRASSED! See my friend Anthony Logatto's videos for more information please.<br />
<br />
==He's a paychopathic/psychotic child molester==<br />
Also isn't CWCville SERIOUSLY like an evil oppressive Third Reich dystopia? I bet Chris is gonna ''RAPE'' someone, he's a violent psychopathic man-child. He should be executed. I want to CUT OFF HIS BENT [[DUCK]] LLLOLL.. Also [[Twin Falling Towers|THAT]] video was OFFENSIVE and VIOLENT, it only goes to prove what an evil twisted being he is. Also he ''PROBABLY'' molests his niece, Savannah Chandler.<br />
{{clear}}<br />
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==Fan Videos==<br />
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = GRRRRRRR I HAVE ASPERGERS AND I HATE CHRIS WITH THE PASSION OF 1000 SUNS, MY MONEY TAXPAYER MONEY IS GOING TO THIS OBESE STALKER!!!!!!! ALSO I GET ALL THE PUSSY!!!!!1 I'M GOING TO KICK THE AUTISTIC!!!<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qIxSGbcZhcU}}<br />
| maker = Cleft Palete<br />
| subject = [[CHRIS IS A FAGGOT]]<br />
| type = Rant<br />
| info = I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!<br />
}}</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Chaosakita_vs._Cleftpalete.jpg&diff=157938File:Chaosakita vs. Cleftpalete.jpg2012-03-04T20:01:58Z<p>Cleftpalete: This is for my own user page.</p>
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<div>This is for my own user page.</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Cleftpalete&diff=157937User talk:Cleftpalete2012-03-04T19:44:47Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>==Hi there!==<br />
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[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]<br />
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Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!<br />
<br />
:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].<br />
<br />
:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.<br />
<br />
:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.<br />
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:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just be sure to check out the [[CWCki:User pages|guidelines]] first.<br />
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:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:Anonymax|my talk page]]!<br />
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:Once again, welcome to CWCki! <br />
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--[[User:WelcomeBot|WelcomeBot]] 19:04, 26 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Dont remove CONTENT ==<br />
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ok im fine with your removal of unfunny BS but do not remove CONTENT like fan videos. The wiki is designed to be funny sarcastic and informative, this is not ED but its not wikipedia either... [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 05:08, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Listen, I like some fan videos too. But some are shitty. And the "Homos" page is probably one of the most relevant pages on the wiki, when there's this big ugly video on a nice page like that I can't not remove it. Also I'm not trying to make it like ED or Wikipedia, I can just read certain pages and tell that spergs wrote them and I want to erase that ugliness. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*I agree with Cleftpalete here, I often seen videos which are thrown in for the sake of having videos and they really don't add to the article and bog it down. I don't think it's a tremendous loss. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Keep it up and don't listen to Slimz==<br />
You're doing the Lord's work here Cleftpalete. I have a feeling that you and I are going to get along just fine. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:35, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
* i agree with almost all of his edits, just dont want content to get lost, we all know how important content is, hidden content is not good content.... content.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Fan vids aren't content, they're growths on the article's backside. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:39, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thanks, I'll get these articles looking good. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You do that. Call me if anyone else tries to revert your work. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:54, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You're a good man. That's all. I which I had your cajones. If you're female, you're still a good man, and I still wish I had your cojones. Love, [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 19:03, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
**Thanks, more to come soon. I want to heal the world. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 19:08, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Ok i have been following your edits and still agree with most of them. I did revert and basically rewrite one of them because i felt that the section while poorly and written, still contained some information worth saving.<br />
**What? [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:19, 30 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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==I salute you sir==<br />
You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:32, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*While I can't endorse your underlying motives, Cleftpalete, I have similar sentiments as Old meme. I'd definitely say you're one of the better new editors. I haven't had any issues involving you, maybe I haven't paid enough attention, but do try to be civil with people, even as stupid as they can be. But if someone like Slimz gives you shit for your edits, just let me know, I'll have your back, bro.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:56, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*Thank you very much, sirs. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:33, 21 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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/cwc/ sends it's regards, good sir. You are a true nigga. You should mod the forums, THAT'd be fun.<br />
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BRICKSQUAD! GROVE ST! BRRRR --[[User:789fag|789fag]] 11:39, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thank you very much, you should've seen what I did to that faggot after he pm'ed, I'll post it to my user page later. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:44, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Watch [[My Little Pony|this article]], comrade ==<br />
The spergs have their eyes on it. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:31, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Alright, will do, my friend. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:21, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Sarah May article==<br />
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I modified your edits to the article just now. It may be true that they made Chris do some stupid stuff for stupid reasons, but there's a reason why the GAMePLACe article doesn't mention that it was owned by a sex offender or how what BlueSpike did was wrong. It's not relevant to Chris. A half-intelligent reader can figure it out anyway.<br />
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While I understand and agree with your perspective on the material, what 'she' did or how she did it is far less relevant than how Chris responded, which should be the sole focus of the article. I'm not pretending you added paragraphs about how horrible Sarah May is, but I feel like parts were straying away from Chris.<br />
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On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct.<br />
So that's why I did that.<br />
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That said, your stance on "holy shit he said Julie 4 TIMES" and then understating the suicide thing is something I can agree with, definitely. I use this example too much, but it's like when people were bitching at Chris for making fun of the Titanic because "PEOPLE DIED THERE". I think people try too hard to make Chris look like the bad guy sometimes.<br />
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I accept that you have a strong opinion on this, so if you think I'm wrong, just let me know. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 14:23, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*First of all, you're telling me it's more important for Chris's reaction to be recorded than the action? The action completely influences the reaction! It is extremely relevant to Chris what happened, being that he was being blackmailed, which the article didn't even mention. That sounds pretty relevant to me.<br />
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Also, saying that the articles don't outright insult Chris is simply not true, almost all articles outright insult Chris. I know that smart people like you don't want that here, but it's still there.<br />
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You need to be able to talk about specific people at least a little bit. To call Barb [[Snorlax]], or even to go in depth about what [[Anna McLerran]] thinks about Chris are things that take away from Chris.<br />
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The article is awful, and it needs to be changed. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 14:58, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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What the he'll is wrong with you? I made a few harmless changes to the Sarah May article and you rage on me for "bastardizing" it. Calm down, this is just a wiki. Your edits aren't definitive anyways. But you don't have to be so angry and hostile to me. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:30, 4 March 2012 (PST<br />
*also, I only edited the page once after you so I have no idea what further and further is supposed to mean. I look forward to seeing your snappy retort. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:33, 4 March 2012 (PST))<br />
*I didn't "rage" at you specifically, I was also "raging" at freecell. Also why would I be nice to you? You made a forum thread where every single poster insulted me. Also, I have changed this wiki more than you know, so don't undermine me or my edits. Are you uncomfortable with me being "snappy", everybody who has talked to me has been destroyed, because they can't debate worth shit, including you. Also, stop posting on my talk page, one post is enough. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:37, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
**huh? What? Ok.... Do you think I made that topic to spite you? And I guess you are a real master debator. Yup, I really can't debate shit. Hope that makes you happy. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:43, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
**Yep, you can't, and you're proving that right now. Get out. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:45, 4 March 2012 (PST)</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Cleftpalete&diff=157936User talk:Cleftpalete2012-03-04T19:44:07Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>==Hi there!==<br />
<br />
[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]<br />
<br />
Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!<br />
<br />
:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].<br />
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--[[User:WelcomeBot|WelcomeBot]] 19:04, 26 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Dont remove CONTENT ==<br />
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ok im fine with your removal of unfunny BS but do not remove CONTENT like fan videos. The wiki is designed to be funny sarcastic and informative, this is not ED but its not wikipedia either... [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 05:08, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Listen, I like some fan videos too. But some are shitty. And the "Homos" page is probably one of the most relevant pages on the wiki, when there's this big ugly video on a nice page like that I can't not remove it. Also I'm not trying to make it like ED or Wikipedia, I can just read certain pages and tell that spergs wrote them and I want to erase that ugliness. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*I agree with Cleftpalete here, I often seen videos which are thrown in for the sake of having videos and they really don't add to the article and bog it down. I don't think it's a tremendous loss. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Keep it up and don't listen to Slimz==<br />
You're doing the Lord's work here Cleftpalete. I have a feeling that you and I are going to get along just fine. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:35, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
* i agree with almost all of his edits, just dont want content to get lost, we all know how important content is, hidden content is not good content.... content.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Fan vids aren't content, they're growths on the article's backside. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:39, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thanks, I'll get these articles looking good. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You do that. Call me if anyone else tries to revert your work. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:54, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You're a good man. That's all. I which I had your cajones. If you're female, you're still a good man, and I still wish I had your cojones. Love, [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 19:03, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
**Thanks, more to come soon. I want to heal the world. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 19:08, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Ok i have been following your edits and still agree with most of them. I did revert and basically rewrite one of them because i felt that the section while poorly and written, still contained some information worth saving.<br />
**What? [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:19, 30 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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==I salute you sir==<br />
You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:32, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*While I can't endorse your underlying motives, Cleftpalete, I have similar sentiments as Old meme. I'd definitely say you're one of the better new editors. I haven't had any issues involving you, maybe I haven't paid enough attention, but do try to be civil with people, even as stupid as they can be. But if someone like Slimz gives you shit for your edits, just let me know, I'll have your back, bro.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:56, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*Thank you very much, sirs. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:33, 21 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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/cwc/ sends it's regards, good sir. You are a true nigga. You should mod the forums, THAT'd be fun.<br />
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BRICKSQUAD! GROVE ST! BRRRR --[[User:789fag|789fag]] 11:39, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thank you very much, you should've seen what I did to that faggot after he pm'ed, I'll post it to my talk page later. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:44, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Watch [[My Little Pony|this article]], comrade ==<br />
The spergs have their eyes on it. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:31, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Alright, will do, my friend. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:21, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Sarah May article==<br />
<br />
I modified your edits to the article just now. It may be true that they made Chris do some stupid stuff for stupid reasons, but there's a reason why the GAMePLACe article doesn't mention that it was owned by a sex offender or how what BlueSpike did was wrong. It's not relevant to Chris. A half-intelligent reader can figure it out anyway.<br />
<br />
While I understand and agree with your perspective on the material, what 'she' did or how she did it is far less relevant than how Chris responded, which should be the sole focus of the article. I'm not pretending you added paragraphs about how horrible Sarah May is, but I feel like parts were straying away from Chris.<br />
<br />
On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct.<br />
So that's why I did that.<br />
<br />
That said, your stance on "holy shit he said Julie 4 TIMES" and then understating the suicide thing is something I can agree with, definitely. I use this example too much, but it's like when people were bitching at Chris for making fun of the Titanic because "PEOPLE DIED THERE". I think people try too hard to make Chris look like the bad guy sometimes.<br />
<br />
I accept that you have a strong opinion on this, so if you think I'm wrong, just let me know. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 14:23, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*First of all, you're telling me it's more important for Chris's reaction to be recorded than the action? The action completely influences the reaction! It is extremely relevant to Chris what happened, being that he was being blackmailed, which the article didn't even mention. That sounds pretty relevant to me.<br />
<br />
Also, saying that the articles don't outright insult Chris is simply not true, almost all articles outright insult Chris. I know that smart people like you don't want that here, but it's still there.<br />
<br />
You need to be able to talk about specific people at least a little bit. To call Barb [[Snorlax]], or even to go in depth about what [[Anna McLerran]] thinks about Chris are things that take away from Chris.<br />
<br />
The article is awful, and it needs to be changed. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 14:58, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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What the he'll is wrong with you? I made a few harmless changes to the Sarah May article and you rage on me for "bastardizing" it. Calm down, this is just a wiki. Your edits aren't definitive anyways. But you don't have to be so angry and hostile to me. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:30, 4 March 2012 (PST<br />
*also, I only edited the page once after you so I have no idea what further and further is supposed to mean. I look forward to seeing your snappy retort. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:33, 4 March 2012 (PST))<br />
*I didn't "rage" at you specifically, I was also "raging" at freecell. Also why would I be nice to you? You made a forum thread where every single poster insulted me. Also, I have changed this wiki more than you know, so don't undermine me or my edits. Are you uncomfortable with me being "snappy", everybody who has talked to me has been destroyed, because they can't debate worth shit, including you. Also, stop posting on my talk page, one post is enough. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:37, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
**huh? What? Ok.... Do you think I made that topic to spite you? And I guess you are a real master debator. Yup, I really can't debate shit. Hope that makes you happy. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:43, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
**Yep, you can't, and you're proving that right now. Get out. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:45, 4 March 2012 (PST)</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Cleftpalete&diff=157933User talk:Cleftpalete2012-03-04T17:45:42Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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ok im fine with your removal of unfunny BS but do not remove CONTENT like fan videos. The wiki is designed to be funny sarcastic and informative, this is not ED but its not wikipedia either... [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 05:08, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Listen, I like some fan videos too. But some are shitty. And the "Homos" page is probably one of the most relevant pages on the wiki, when there's this big ugly video on a nice page like that I can't not remove it. Also I'm not trying to make it like ED or Wikipedia, I can just read certain pages and tell that spergs wrote them and I want to erase that ugliness. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*I agree with Cleftpalete here, I often seen videos which are thrown in for the sake of having videos and they really don't add to the article and bog it down. I don't think it's a tremendous loss. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Keep it up and don't listen to Slimz==<br />
You're doing the Lord's work here Cleftpalete. I have a feeling that you and I are going to get along just fine. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:35, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
* i agree with almost all of his edits, just dont want content to get lost, we all know how important content is, hidden content is not good content.... content.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Fan vids aren't content, they're growths on the article's backside. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:39, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thanks, I'll get these articles looking good. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You do that. Call me if anyone else tries to revert your work. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:54, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You're a good man. That's all. I which I had your cajones. If you're female, you're still a good man, and I still wish I had your cojones. Love, [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 19:03, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
**Thanks, more to come soon. I want to heal the world. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 19:08, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Ok i have been following your edits and still agree with most of them. I did revert and basically rewrite one of them because i felt that the section while poorly and written, still contained some information worth saving.<br />
**What? [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:19, 30 January 2012 (PST)<br />
<br />
==I salute you sir==<br />
You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:32, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
<br />
*While I can't endorse your underlying motives, Cleftpalete, I have similar sentiments as Old meme. I'd definitely say you're one of the better new editors. I haven't had any issues involving you, maybe I haven't paid enough attention, but do try to be civil with people, even as stupid as they can be. But if someone like Slimz gives you shit for your edits, just let me know, I'll have your back, bro.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:56, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*Thank you very much, sirs. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:33, 21 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Watch [[My Little Pony|this article]], comrade ==<br />
The spergs have their eyes on it. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:31, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Alright, will do, my friend. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:21, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Sarah May article==<br />
<br />
I modified your edits to the article just now. It may be true that they made Chris do some stupid stuff for stupid reasons, but there's a reason why the GAMePLACe article doesn't mention that it was owned by a sex offender or how what BlueSpike did was wrong. It's not relevant to Chris. A half-intelligent reader can figure it out anyway.<br />
<br />
While I understand and agree with your perspective on the material, what 'she' did or how she did it is far less relevant than how Chris responded, which should be the sole focus of the article. I'm not pretending you added paragraphs about how horrible Sarah May is, but I feel like parts were straying away from Chris.<br />
<br />
On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct.<br />
So that's why I did that.<br />
<br />
That said, your stance on "holy shit he said Julie 4 TIMES" and then understating the suicide thing is something I can agree with, definitely. I use this example too much, but it's like when people were bitching at Chris for making fun of the Titanic because "PEOPLE DIED THERE". I think people try too hard to make Chris look like the bad guy sometimes.<br />
<br />
I accept that you have a strong opinion on this, so if you think I'm wrong, just let me know. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 14:23, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*First of all, you're telling me it's more important for Chris's reaction to be recorded than the action? The action completely influences the reaction! It is extremely relevant to Chris what happened, being that he was being blackmailed, which the article didn't even mention. That sounds pretty relevant to me.<br />
<br />
Also, saying that the articles don't outright insult Chris is simply not true, almost all articles outright insult Chris. I know that smart people like you don't want that here, but it's still there.<br />
<br />
You need to be able to talk about specific people at least a little bit. To call Barb [[Snorlax]], or even to go in depth about what [[Anna McLerran]] thinks about Chris are things that take away from Chris.<br />
<br />
The article is awful, and it needs to be changed. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 14:58, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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What the he'll is wrong with you? I made a few harmless changes to the Sarah May article and you rage on me for "bastardizing" it. Calm down, this is just a wiki. Your edits aren't definitive anyways. But you don't have to be so angry and hostile to me. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:30, 4 March 2012 (PST<br />
*also, I only edited the page once after you so I have no idea what further and further is supposed to mean. I look forward to seeing your snappy retort. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:33, 4 March 2012 (PST))<br />
*I didn't "rage" at you specifically, I was also "raging" at freecell. Also why would I be nice to you? You made a forum thread where every single poster insulted me. Also, I have changed this wiki more than you know, so don't undermine me or my edits. Are you uncomfortable with me being "snappy", everybody who has talked to me has been destroyed, because they can't debate worth shit, including you. Also, stop posting on my talk page, one post is enough. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:37, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
**huh? What? Ok.... Do you think I made that topic to spite you? And I guess you are a real master debator. Yup, I really can't debate shit. Hope that makes you happy. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:43, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
**Yep, you can't, and you're proving that right now. Get out. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:45, 4 March 2012 (PST)</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Cleftpalete&diff=157932User talk:Cleftpalete2012-03-04T17:45:22Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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ok im fine with your removal of unfunny BS but do not remove CONTENT like fan videos. The wiki is designed to be funny sarcastic and informative, this is not ED but its not wikipedia either... [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 05:08, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Listen, I like some fan videos too. But some are shitty. And the "Homos" page is probably one of the most relevant pages on the wiki, when there's this big ugly video on a nice page like that I can't not remove it. Also I'm not trying to make it like ED or Wikipedia, I can just read certain pages and tell that spergs wrote them and I want to erase that ugliness. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*I agree with Cleftpalete here, I often seen videos which are thrown in for the sake of having videos and they really don't add to the article and bog it down. I don't think it's a tremendous loss. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Keep it up and don't listen to Slimz==<br />
You're doing the Lord's work here Cleftpalete. I have a feeling that you and I are going to get along just fine. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:35, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
* i agree with almost all of his edits, just dont want content to get lost, we all know how important content is, hidden content is not good content.... content.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Fan vids aren't content, they're growths on the article's backside. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:39, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thanks, I'll get these articles looking good. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You do that. Call me if anyone else tries to revert your work. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:54, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You're a good man. That's all. I which I had your cajones. If you're female, you're still a good man, and I still wish I had your cojones. Love, [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 19:03, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
**Thanks, more to come soon. I want to heal the world. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 19:08, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Ok i have been following your edits and still agree with most of them. I did revert and basically rewrite one of them because i felt that the section while poorly and written, still contained some information worth saving.<br />
**What? [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:19, 30 January 2012 (PST)<br />
<br />
==I salute you sir==<br />
You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:32, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
<br />
*While I can't endorse your underlying motives, Cleftpalete, I have similar sentiments as Old meme. I'd definitely say you're one of the better new editors. I haven't had any issues involving you, maybe I haven't paid enough attention, but do try to be civil with people, even as stupid as they can be. But if someone like Slimz gives you shit for your edits, just let me know, I'll have your back, bro.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:56, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
<br />
*Thank you very much, sirs. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:33, 21 February 2012 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Watch [[My Little Pony|this article]], comrade ==<br />
The spergs have their eyes on it. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:31, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Alright, will do, my friend. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:21, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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<br />
==Sarah May article==<br />
<br />
I modified your edits to the article just now. It may be true that they made Chris do some stupid stuff for stupid reasons, but there's a reason why the GAMePLACe article doesn't mention that it was owned by a sex offender or how what BlueSpike did was wrong. It's not relevant to Chris. A half-intelligent reader can figure it out anyway.<br />
<br />
While I understand and agree with your perspective on the material, what 'she' did or how she did it is far less relevant than how Chris responded, which should be the sole focus of the article. I'm not pretending you added paragraphs about how horrible Sarah May is, but I feel like parts were straying away from Chris.<br />
<br />
On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct.<br />
So that's why I did that.<br />
<br />
That said, your stance on "holy shit he said Julie 4 TIMES" and then understating the suicide thing is something I can agree with, definitely. I use this example too much, but it's like when people were bitching at Chris for making fun of the Titanic because "PEOPLE DIED THERE". I think people try too hard to make Chris look like the bad guy sometimes.<br />
<br />
I accept that you have a strong opinion on this, so if you think I'm wrong, just let me know. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 14:23, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*First of all, you're telling me it's more important for Chris's reaction to be recorded than the action? The action completely influences the reaction! It is extremely relevant to Chris what happened, being that he was being blackmailed, which the article didn't even mention. That sounds pretty relevant to me.<br />
<br />
Also, saying that the articles don't outright insult Chris is simply not true, almost all articles outright insult Chris. I know that smart people like you don't want that here, but it's still there.<br />
<br />
You need to be able to talk about specific people at least a little bit. To call Barb [[Snorlax]], or even to go in depth about what [[Anna McLerran]] thinks about Chris are things that take away from Chris.<br />
<br />
The article is awful, and it needs to be changed. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 14:58, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
<br />
What the he'll is wrong with you? I made a few harmless changes to the Sarah May article and you rage on me for "bastardizing" it. Calm down, this is just a wiki. Your edits aren't definitive anyways. But you don't have to be so angry and hostile to me. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:30, 4 March 2012 (PST<br />
*also, I only edited the page once after you so I have no idea what further and further is supposed to mean. I look forward to seeing your snappy retort. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:33, 4 March 2012 (PST))<br />
*I didn't "rage" at you specifically, I was also "raging" at freecell. Also why would I be nice to you? You made a forum thread where every single poster insulted me. Also, I have changed this wiki more than you know, so don't undermine me or my edits. Are you uncomfortable with me being "snappy", everybody who has talked to me has been destroyed, because they can't debate worth shit, including you. Also, stop posting on my talk page, one post is enough. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:37, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
**huh? What? Ok.... Do you think I made that topic to spite you? And I guess you are a real master debator. Yup, I really can't debate shit. Hope that makes you happy. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:43, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
**Yep, you can't, and you're proving that right now. Get out.</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Cleftpalete&diff=157930User talk:Cleftpalete2012-03-04T17:37:37Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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== Dont remove CONTENT ==<br />
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ok im fine with your removal of unfunny BS but do not remove CONTENT like fan videos. The wiki is designed to be funny sarcastic and informative, this is not ED but its not wikipedia either... [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 05:08, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Listen, I like some fan videos too. But some are shitty. And the "Homos" page is probably one of the most relevant pages on the wiki, when there's this big ugly video on a nice page like that I can't not remove it. Also I'm not trying to make it like ED or Wikipedia, I can just read certain pages and tell that spergs wrote them and I want to erase that ugliness. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*I agree with Cleftpalete here, I often seen videos which are thrown in for the sake of having videos and they really don't add to the article and bog it down. I don't think it's a tremendous loss. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Keep it up and don't listen to Slimz==<br />
You're doing the Lord's work here Cleftpalete. I have a feeling that you and I are going to get along just fine. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:35, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
* i agree with almost all of his edits, just dont want content to get lost, we all know how important content is, hidden content is not good content.... content.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Fan vids aren't content, they're growths on the article's backside. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:39, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thanks, I'll get these articles looking good. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You do that. Call me if anyone else tries to revert your work. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:54, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You're a good man. That's all. I which I had your cajones. If you're female, you're still a good man, and I still wish I had your cojones. Love, [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 19:03, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
**Thanks, more to come soon. I want to heal the world. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 19:08, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Ok i have been following your edits and still agree with most of them. I did revert and basically rewrite one of them because i felt that the section while poorly and written, still contained some information worth saving.<br />
**What? [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:19, 30 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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==I salute you sir==<br />
You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:32, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*While I can't endorse your underlying motives, Cleftpalete, I have similar sentiments as Old meme. I'd definitely say you're one of the better new editors. I haven't had any issues involving you, maybe I haven't paid enough attention, but do try to be civil with people, even as stupid as they can be. But if someone like Slimz gives you shit for your edits, just let me know, I'll have your back, bro.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:56, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*Thank you very much, sirs. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:33, 21 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Watch [[My Little Pony|this article]], comrade ==<br />
The spergs have their eyes on it. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:31, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Alright, will do, my friend. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:21, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Sarah May article==<br />
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I modified your edits to the article just now. It may be true that they made Chris do some stupid stuff for stupid reasons, but there's a reason why the GAMePLACe article doesn't mention that it was owned by a sex offender or how what BlueSpike did was wrong. It's not relevant to Chris. A half-intelligent reader can figure it out anyway.<br />
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While I understand and agree with your perspective on the material, what 'she' did or how she did it is far less relevant than how Chris responded, which should be the sole focus of the article. I'm not pretending you added paragraphs about how horrible Sarah May is, but I feel like parts were straying away from Chris.<br />
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On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct.<br />
So that's why I did that.<br />
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That said, your stance on "holy shit he said Julie 4 TIMES" and then understating the suicide thing is something I can agree with, definitely. I use this example too much, but it's like when people were bitching at Chris for making fun of the Titanic because "PEOPLE DIED THERE". I think people try too hard to make Chris look like the bad guy sometimes.<br />
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I accept that you have a strong opinion on this, so if you think I'm wrong, just let me know. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 14:23, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*First of all, you're telling me it's more important for Chris's reaction to be recorded than the action? The action completely influences the reaction! It is extremely relevant to Chris what happened, being that he was being blackmailed, which the article didn't even mention. That sounds pretty relevant to me.<br />
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Also, saying that the articles don't outright insult Chris is simply not true, almost all articles outright insult Chris. I know that smart people like you don't want that here, but it's still there.<br />
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You need to be able to talk about specific people at least a little bit. To call Barb [[Snorlax]], or even to go in depth about what [[Anna McLerran]] thinks about Chris are things that take away from Chris.<br />
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The article is awful, and it needs to be changed. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 14:58, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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What the he'll is wrong with you? I made a few harmless changes to the Sarah May article and you rage on me for "bastardizing" it. Calm down, this is just a wiki. Your edits aren't definitive anyways. But you don't have to be so angry and hostile to me. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:30, 4 March 2012 (PST<br />
*also, I only edited the page once after you so I have no idea what further and further is supposed to mean. I look forward to seeing your snappy retort. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:33, 4 March 2012 (PST))<br />
*I didn't "rage" at you specifically, I was also "raging" at freecell. Also why would I be nice to you? You made a forum thread where every single poster insulted me. Also, I have changed this wiki more than you know, so don't undermine me or my edits. Are you uncomfortable with me being "snappy", everybody who has talked to me has been destroyed, because they can't debate worth shit, including you. Also, stop posting on my talk page, one post is enough. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:37, 4 March 2012 (PST)</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Champthom&diff=157927User talk:Champthom2012-03-04T17:16:29Z<p>Cleftpalete: Sorry, double post.</p>
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<div>Talk to me.<br />
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Be sure to check out the archives as well:<br />
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'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 5|5]]<br />
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== Account inactive on the CWCki Forum ==<br />
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Hey Champ, I'm so sorry if this is the wrong place for this kind of post but I'm not really too sure where else to go to, sorry buddy. But yeah, I tried to sign onto my Jackal account on the CWCki forums and was told it was inactive and to contact an administrator... I'm just wondering did I receive a ban or something? Apologies if I did like, I'm not even asking to be re-instated or anything, I'm just curious what I've done! Thanks in advance Champthom --[[User:Jackal|Jackal]] 05:23, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Champ tomas==<br />
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okay like i'll have all the subtitles backed up on my hd so far, did you have i have like 8gb of cwc shit on my computer? yeah i know right. so anywayyyy i have decided to credit ppl on both the caption titles (for example, "iamstraight by champthom") and the video descriptions for double the fun!!also if i can't upload the subtitles i can ask tito to. i should be fine though. [[User:Abejita Cortez|Abejita Cortez]] 19:09, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== PSN Tracker ==<br />
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I'm not sure if you're the right person to ask, but I recently got Chris to add me on the PSN. <br />
How would I contribute to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 09:19, 22 February 2011 (PST)<br />
*edit the psn tracker? i think anyone can edit it bro -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:42, 22 February 2011 (PST)<br />
* http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:PSNTracker&action=edit here you go -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:43, 22 February 2011 (PST)<br />
Thanks. I'll try to start updating it when I can. [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 12:12, 22 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== I apologize ==<br />
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I apologize for doing something wrong while transcribing Kacey Call 8. I want you to know that I am currently still working on the transcript, but as you can imagine, it is not walk in the park... It's a little over 35 minutes long and I'm sure you know how hard it is to transcribe audio. I also want you to know that I will try to do better in the future. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:34, 4 March 2011 (PST)<br />
*I do appreciate the effort, I do ask though you add [[:Template:Transcription|this template]] to pages that aren't completely transcribed. That way, people can pick up the slack so it's not all on you. I do appreciate your work and I hope you continue transcribing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 4 March 2011 (PST)<br />
::Thanks for deleting the thinger-ma-bobber. Now that I look back at the edits, that should've been obvious..but I fail at computer stuff as it is so I'll blame it on that. :P --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 18:51, 6 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Re:Comic Categories ==<br />
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Sounds like a good idea.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:02, 4 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Always here ==<br />
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Wallflower policy here: http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Talk:The_Wallflower#Stating_CWCki_Policy<br />
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I have never left, friend. I merely got a new job that causes me to work long hours. Once my time becomes free-er and my heart level recovers from Mumble translations, I shall return full-time. I still check here once a day or more.<br />
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Want a pizza roll? Message me if you want a pizza roll. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 19:06, 7 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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:Edit: I'll post it in the right place later tonight. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 19:17, 7 March 2011 (PST)<br />
:*Just did it dude, thanks for the help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:17, 7 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Anything I can do at the moment?==<br />
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I've watched the CWCki for a while now and now that I've joined, I'd like to know if there is anything specific I can help with. Thanks. --[[user:Ctahu|Ctahu]] [[User_talk:Ctahu|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Ctahu|c)]] 17:50, 19 April 2011 (EST)<br />
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==Can do==<br />
Sorry I took so long to reply, it was 3AM here when you left the message and I just got it. I'll keep IRC open for whenever you're available. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:10, 23 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Love ==<br />
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Champ,<br />
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Just when everyone- EVERYONE- thought Chris had shriveled up, dried out like a prune and flat out fucking died- you [[Tomgirl_Pictures|delivered]]. Technically it was Freecell who uploaded them and obviously some [[troll|beautiful, honest woman]] persuaded him to do this, but in my reality Champthom knows all, sees all... so yeah.<br />
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Holy shit. Honestly, if we get nothing else for 2011... <br />
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... I want you bad.<br />
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--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:17, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Possible new article ==<br />
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I noticed after I signed up a couple weeks ago that the articles on the retconned Asperchu characters were an absolute clusterfuck, so I've been experimenting in my [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|sandbox]] for a while now on merging the [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], [[Basement Rosechus]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] pages. I added some new images and had Freecell look at it and make his own additions, and he thinks it's ready for the main namespace. Obviously though, that will involve moving pages and fixing broken redirects, and being the boss around here you get the final say. When I was working on this, the title I had in mind was "Asperchu parodies", but that's just my suggestion. Have a look at it and tell me what you think. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:19, 17 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I've seen it, it's pretty good, but not sure about the name, as they're "parodies" in the same way Sonichu is a "parody" (which is, not really). Come up with a better name and we might be able to do something. Perhaps if you post on the portal [[CWCki:General|here]] you could get some feedback. Nice work though, keep it up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 17 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Thanks. I'll do that now. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:32, 20 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Champthom ma boi, that message has been on the community portal for four days and I don't think anyone has noticed it. Do you want to come up with an article name yourself? Only I want to get this page up so I can start using my sandbox for other purposes. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:16, 24 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Thanks again. Tell me when you have a title for the page. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:15, 27 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Yo Champ! It's been nearly a month now. Have you got a title for me yet? I spent quite a while on that article and I want to see it up soon. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:33, 14 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Holy crap, thanks for reminding me dude. Alec's suggestion is kinda lame, too wordy - "Alternate interpretations of Sonichu characters" (I think he might have misunderstood me), I think "Asperchu parodies" might work. Man, I am awful at procrastination, lol. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 14 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It's up now, and looking good. Thanks for sorting everything out Champ. Now to get to work on another merged page about Chris's shitty transformers. This will take a while. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:07, 17 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Oh, and while I'm here, a couple of weeks ago I decided to rewrite the [[Sonichu (game)]] page. I only just realised after looking back on it that I subconsciously created another merged page while doing so. I condensed [[Pokémon: Lightning Version]], [[Sonichu Adventure]] and [[Sonichu Advance]] into that one page. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but take a look at it and fix it as you see fit. I didn't even know until now that I did that. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:17, 17 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Don't worry about it. I'm just sorry I wasn't online to see it sooner. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 08:31, 26 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Glad I was able to help since I missed the show. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:12, 26 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== I suck donkey balls ==<br />
I was trying to upload a new version of [[:File:Prowl prower.jpg|this file]] and make it into [[:File:File-Prowl prower.jpg|this file]] so I could use it in an article. Somewhere down the line, I fucked up. The first one now displays the old image in file mode and the new image as a thumb on article pages, while the new one has a fucked up name that I think was automatically assigned when I tried to upload a new version of the other one. Please fix this for me? kthnx. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 14:50, 21 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Check out this shit ==<br />
I feel it's getting to the point where I'm just spamming with the ammount of times I keep asking you to look at a new article in my sandbox. Regardless, you said you wanted me to have a look at maybe rewriting the templates for the sagas and the like. I plan on doing so, along with a few other templates while I'm at it, but I am on my third sandbox already and I think making a fourth would be pushing it at this point. Even if I wasn't though, I think now would be a good time to show them to you because I am just about done. I'm awaiting Freecell's revisions for some of them, but he's taking a while and I'm sure whatever problems he would find, you would also. Anyway, here's [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|the first]]. It's a reworking of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] page and it merges [[Prower]] and [[Armoraxe]] into it as well, so we have a page on the entire team instead of a few pages on some of them. The [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 2|second one]] is a rewrite of the [[Decepti-Clone]] article, which has a bad name anyway because Decepti-Clone is the name for evil robots in general, but the page is about S.A.V.s. In my revision, I merged the original page with [[Jerkop Punislav]] and [[Crackder]] so it's actually about Decepti-Clones in general rather than just one type. I would suggest the name of the actual title for this page be [[Decepti-Clones]] plural. Just sayin'. [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 3|Sandbox 3]] is just a rewrite of [[Sarah Hammer]], but I sandboxed it instead of just rewriting the article as normal because I also merged [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] into it, because she is literally a one panel character with no more importance at all. Anyway, I'm submitting all of these for approval, and I promise you that after this and the [[Sonichu (game)]] mergings are over, I'll stop merging so much shit and creating more work for you for a while. I'll take a break and work on those templates instead. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:21, 24 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Dude, I have bad news for you - I am the world's worst procrastinator. I put off EVERYTHING until the last minute, so if I don't reply to your message right away, that's probably because I'm on the Internet dicking around. I also work at night and sleep during the day most of the week, so on those days I maybe get to check the CWCki for 10, 15 minutes and that's mostly to see if anyone has been vandalizing. Anyways, your articles - your first one, on the Samurai Pizza Bots is pretty alright. My only complaint is the tone, it's rather informal. Now mind you, I don't mind that tone sometimes and I think some articles get away with it but I know that some people prefer a more formal tone and I believe their argument has merit. I have the next few days off, I'll see what I can do to critque your article and give you some ways to improve it. Your Decepti-Clones article seems better than the one we have, but I'll give it another look, it has a lot of details from the comic that I need to refresh to see the context (the later comics I mostly skimmed because Chris stopped giving a shit at that point). I really need to wait on seeing the Sarah Hammer article, that is yours versus the one we have as I don't want to get the two confused. Like I said, I can critque your articles for you. You don't have to work on those templates or the saga stuff if you don't want to, I usually say that when people ask "Why don't we have x?" I say "Because you haven't made it yet!" You're obviously a very dedicated wiki editor which I like and I expect great things from you, just keep up the good work and bear with me.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:42, 24 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
**I appreciate it Champ. I'm only on here a few days a week anyway, I figure while I am I may as well fix things up. No need to rush anything here, I can wait. There are plenty of other articles I could be working on that don't require the sandbox. Plus Freecell still needs to make his edits before this is moved to the main namespace. I'll take the formality thing into consideration and see if I can make the article a bit more serious when I do the spellchecking. And honestly, I do want to give the templates an overhaul. Some of them are laughably outdated compared to some of the articles using them. I think Dethchemist was actually working on some templates too, but I don't know if he still is or not. Either way, leave me a message on my talk page when you get around to reading the stuff, and I'll make the appropriate corrections. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:22, 24 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
**Made some updates. Tell me what you think. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:56, 25 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==k==<br />
Trying to do, but whenever I make an account it refuses the username/password combination and says I have no method of recovering it. I'll let it sit for a while and try again. Alternatively, I'll be in IRC if that's easier for you. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:16, 14 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Champthom my homie ==<br />
Wha's cracking y'all? I thought I'd drop by and remind you like always to look over my sandbox pages, already linked to above, because you said you would but then you did something else and forgot them. Not sayin' I blame y'all, but I'm here to remind you anyway, because you need reminding. They're merged pages for the transformers articles and one on Sarah Hammer fyi. Alright, that's it for now. I got things to do an' shit. Talk later, kay? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 01:29, 15 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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You know, if you don't have the time or don't want to do it, I could always add the new pages and create the redirects myself? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:53, 26 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ON IT!]]. Seriously, I'll give it a look tonight or tomorrow.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:08, 26 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
**Well, you said you would, so I can only assume you did. Was the page okay? Just give me a yes or no answer, and if it's a yes, I promise I'll do all the work and sort it out myself. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:49, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::*Here's what I say - just make the changes, if people don't like it they can change it back. RPOBLEM OSLVED.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:51, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::*KAY MAN. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:52, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==New members==<br />
I figured I'd let you know that a lot of people from /cwc/ have it in their head that the best course of action right now is to raid the CWCki in the name of the tomgirls. We're working on a similar plan right now but it needs to be taken one step at a time, not jumped into. So I'd keep an eye on any new members, just in case. It's possible they'll do something stupid. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 12:28, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Well main page templates have all been protected for the next week, that's usually what they target first. It's possible that new people are joining because there's new content, but I have considered the possibility of the attack, hence the protection. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:17, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Templates==<br />
<nowiki>Yo. I've just been using {{subst:welcome}} instead of {{welcome}}. I'll switch to {{welcome}} if you want.</nowiki> --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:19, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Page Format==<br />
I've done a couple page cleanups over the last few days, and I got to thinking about the common nit-picks I have. There's good info in the Help pages on how to format dates, when to pipe, etc., but there's no real place to go to see a model 'page layout.' I started a [[User:Dude/Guide_to_Style|formatting guide]] (improperly labeled 'style' guide, at the moment) as a subpage of my user page. Take a look, and feel free to use it as the nucleus for a new help page. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:25, 24 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Not bad, it's definitely something we could use. I would suggest looking up how Wikipedia does things, as that tends to be the standard for wikis (for instance, standard for pics are right aligned when possible). Pretty much I'd recommend fleshing it out with stuff from Wikipedia's article layout guide (remember, it's Creative Commons so you can pretty much copy paste it, ideally source it as well) and obviously adapt it to the CWCki's needs. <br />
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:To be honest, I came up with the "Sauces" thing since that's how most people who frequent this site talk - they'll say "sauce plz" HOWEVER if you and other people think it should be "References", I'm cool with that. <br />
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:Keep up the good work man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 25 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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::HA! I thought if anybody would hate the ''sauces'' it would be you, man ;-) It doesn't really matter to me, though I prefer Refs. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 18:51, 25 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Just got your message==<br />
I've been unwell for the past few days and still am. I'll leave IRC open if you're still wanting to talk, but I'm mostly going to be away from my computer so I may not be able to get back to you for a few hours. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 13:48, 27 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==I'm sorry to neg you..==<br />
But can you please edit [[Template:Da Update|Da Update]] to include Liquid closing his YouTube account? I don't have permission to edit that template and I think this item is newsworthy, plus it might lead to Chris proclaiming victory on YouTube or something like that after seeing that his old foe's YouTube account is gone. -- [[User:NegaCWC]]<br />
*I agree that it's newsworthy, though it's unlikely Chris gives enough of a fuck anymore. Liquid got what he wanted, Chris lost and moved on. It sounds like you're trying to use the CWCki to troll Chris though. There's a stigma against that, non? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 22:45, 27 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
**Yeah I know that the CWCki shouldn't be used as a trolling tool, I'm asking for it to be put on Da Update because I think it needs to be there regardless of Chris's possible reacion, even if we found out that Chris is dead by now I think it should be there. Sorry that I didn't sign my previous edit BTW. --[[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 00:25, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*I'm sorry but Da update is strictly for Chris related updates. Unless Chris manages to react to the account closing, it definitely has no place in da update. Besides, it leads to a slippery slope - one could argue then that we include any update any past troll of Chris does on their YouTube accounts and that would be silly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:00, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::*I don't really have an opinion either way, but I don't know if it would necessarily lead to stalking all Chris related youtube accounts. Liquid is a bit more important than other troll youtube accounts because that saga happened primarily via youtube. It might be a milestone we'd want to make note of. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 06:03, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::*But, was there an update when the Asperpedia was shut down? If so, then editing Da Update to include the closing of Liquid's account wouldn't be totally unprecedented. If not, then I agree, it's a slippery slope. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 06:50, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::::*Remember though people, da update is essentially about Chris. People check it out to see what Chris is up to. Da update really shouldn't be what other trolls are up to, as people who are curious about the trolls themselves usually manage to find out about them themselves. I have no problem with this information being incorporated into the [[Liquid Chris]] page if it hasn't already, as obviously it's relevant. However, it's not da update worthy because it's not about Chris. While it won't necessarily lead to stalking other trolls, it will set a precedent for it. People will say "Oh, [[Vivian]] has started a side project, let's include that in the update" or "[[Jack Thaddeus]] posted something on some Internet forum, let's include that in da update." I'm careful when it comes to establishing precedents, which is why including Liquid's account closing would set a bad one.<br />
::::::As I see it, people who want this in da update 1) want to troll Chris for it or 2) feel that we need to update da update because it's been too long. As many people will back me up on this, the CWCki isn't a way to troll Chris, that's to protect our asses if shit ever goes down. Even if we are to update it to troll Chris, I very, very, VERY much doubt he would care and I have sufficient knowledge of Chris to know this. Chris will probably have no clue who "Liquid Chris" is, and even if he realizes it's the "impostor" he'll just remind himself how he won the [[Singstar Challenge]] (at least, HE believes he did) and is therefore the TRUE and HONEST Christian Chandler, or at least the Christian Weston Chandler who was born Christopher. Second point, I don't think there's anything wrong with not updating da update. If nothing happens with Chris, so be it. Da update reflects what da update is and if there is no update, well, [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|tough cookies]]. Da update should not be cheapen by updating it for the sake of updating it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:21, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==WHAT?!==<br />
YOU MEAN YOU'VE [[Help:So, you've been banned...|BEEN ABLE TO BAN PEOPLE FOR GENERAL FAGGOTRY THIS WHOLE TIME]] AND YOU NEVER ONCE THOUGHT TO GET RID OF FAGGOTS LIKE ICONOCLAST?!<br />
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I've got to say Champ, I'm more than a little disapointed by this. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:52, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I don't ban people unless they've actually done something against the CWCki (i.e. vandalized it) or their presence is so disruptive to the CWCki that people are spending more resources trolling said person than editing the CWCki (like with 16BitAlex). "General faggotry" is more of an exception clause, because there's usually exceptions to the rules. I try to be fair and just with everyone when it comes to bannings, and I won't ban anyone who edits in good faith. <br />
:Just chillax man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:58, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::But still, you missed so many great opportunities with this! The people we could have gotten rid of! The unnecessary drama we could have avoided! Alex was totally acceptable to ban! Yet you didn't do that until he requested it himself! You need to start being harsher with your punishments. Keep that pimp hand strong. Or at least give me a promotion so I can be harsh for you. I promise I won't go crazy and ban all the furfags. Or Clyde. Unless you want me to. Which you should seriously consider by the way. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:09, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==T&T Page==<br />
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Hey, the protection on the T&T page is up. Could you revert the edits to the 22nd and lock it again? Just in case, it's best to keep the article static until this is all over. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 19:17, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Yo==<br />
Hey, I saw you were on earlier and protected a page. If you're still online, jump on IRC real fast. Otherwise, I'll look for you another time. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:02, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Chibbity Champthom==<br />
I sent you a PM on PVCC but you're here more so hit me up homedog. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 07:28, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==RE: Ivy's age==<br />
I'm a little confused about Ivy's date of birth. Is 1992 the year in which the actual culprit behind Ivy was born or is it Ivy's year of birth according to what Chris was told? If it's only the former than I'm not sure it should be listed as the date of birth in her article. After all if I remember correctly you're the one who said that articles on trollsonas should always describe the events as Chris perceives them rather than explain what really happened (who was really behind every trollsona and so on). - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 11:13, 3 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It's the birthday Ivy told me when I asked her when her birthday is. Take that as you will.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:02, 4 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Standardising Template:PublicSauce ==<br />
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Champthom, can you rename [[Template:PublicSauce]] to "Template:PublicSource"? Now that the [[Template:Cite]] template has been changed to display <sup>[''citation&nbsp;needed'']</sup> instead of <sup>[''sauce&nbsp;needed'']</sup>, shouldn't <sup>[''public&nbsp;sauce&nbsp;needed'']</sup> likewise be changed to read <sup>[''public&nbsp;source&nbsp;needed'']</sup>? <br />
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I'm going to go ahead and change the template to do just that, but I cannot rename the template. By renaming the template, it will further standardise naming conventions in the CWCki as well as be consistent with the template's output. Renaming shouldn't cause any problems regarding coding in other pages since no pages currently use this template. &ndash;&nbsp;[[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] ([[User_talk:BrianBash|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/BrianBash|cont]]) 16:30, 3 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
: I moved it, which should fix this. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:17, 3 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Sonichu Animated ==<br />
Have you tried protecting the variations of using a colon and semicolon and different possible capitalizations of all the different words? And don't forget abbreviations like Sonichu TAS and STAS. I would also like to remind you that it can just be shortened to Sonichu Animated or some variation thereof. You have a lot of work to do bro. Maybe you should put the Jerkops to work on this. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 6 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*When I said comma, I did mean colon. So far, I've protected "Sonichu: The Animated Series" and "Sonichu:The Animated Series" in addition to "Sonichu The Animated Series." It's not a huge ordeal, if it comes up again I'll delete it, I just find it annoying that people see that they can't create the page with the right spelling, so they think they're clever by taking out the colon or something like that. Sonichu TAS is the only page that keeps getting resurrected time and again. But yeah, I'm not going to make a huge deal out of it, if it comes up I'll deal with it then than try and figure out every permutation someone could make for the page. I mean, could you totally see me like, making a zillion protections and someone figuring out one I didn't cover? That'd be embarrassing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:32, 6 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
::The ''recent changes'' page hasn't been moving *that* quickly; while it's retarded that it keeps being added, I think the deletion turn-around has been quick enough. And honestly, I think it's just retards that need to lurk moar, as opposed to any real effort at being a douche. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:33, 6 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
::EDIT: OK, I just saw the last one, and that was pretty douchey. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:38, 6 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Thanks ==<br />
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Thanks =) As a side note, can you give [[User:WelcomeBot]] bot status - I am not a good enough admin to do it myself according to [[Special:UserRights]] =( --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:46, 21 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Oh yeah and I got a little bored and [[User:Anonymax/Style|drafted some style guidelines]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:30, 21 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Nag nag nag nag ==<br />
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Make me an admin so I can lord over these spergs with an iron fist. --[[User:Dinglebear|Dinglebear]] 12:40, 22 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Image naming ==<br />
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As of MediaWiki version 1.14 or something, you can now "rename" files by using the move feature on File: pages. Just a timesaving pro-tip for the future - though an improper name may not be the sole reason for having to delete a file, if it is - then you don't need to delete/reupload anymore. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:48, 27 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Well fuck me in the ass and call me your sister, you're right. I was expecting it to be named something like "Rename" but apparently not. Yeah, totally saves time, this is totally why I made you an admin.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 27 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Bit of help... ==<br />
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Can you delete my account? Thank you. [[Kurtwodka|Kurtwodka]] 22:53, 04 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Come back you durp ==<br />
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I had some BUSINESS to DISCUSS with you before you RUDELY left upon request. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 23:54, 4 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Also make me a Jerkop. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 00:04, 5 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
**No wait make me an admin. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 00:08, 5 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*No.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:20, 5 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Re: WelcomeBot ==<br />
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WelcomeBot is already clever in many ways. Firstly it only welcomes users who have made at least one edit since registering their account. This is for various reasons, but one is because bombarding a new user with a welcome message within 60 minutes of them making their account isn't terribly cool.<br />
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WelcomeBot already ignores users who are blocked - so vandals usually get detected and banned pretty quickly around here and by the time WelcomeBot does another sweep, it's more than likely any vandals will have been banned.<br />
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The {{tl|Welcome}} template already has a parameter for specifying a user other the one making the edit to the user's talk page - I've now edited WelcomeBot to place my name instead of his for the "contact me on my userpage" link. WelcomeBot still signs the message, but the bot's userpage explains who the bot is, who controls him and why.<br />
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A demo of this action can be seen on [[User talk:WBTest2]] - which originally had one edit to their own userpage and I forced WelcomeBot to re-run - and you can see the difference in talk page linking. I can add to the welcome template or WelcomeBot's signature something about why a bot is welcoming them - but the userpage should already explain this. I think I covered most of your questions... --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:01, 8 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Very good, thanks for answering them. Sounds like this is a good thing then, keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:50, 8 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==I was right about STAS==<br />
[[File:Totally called it.png|300px]]<br />
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--[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:20, 14 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Shine on, you crazy diamond.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:50, 14 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
:*I will! Thank you father! --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:13, 14 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== PVCC CONSPIRACY !11!!ONE! ==<br />
[[File:Champthom be trollin'.jpg]]<br />
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I never knew you were such a master troll Champ. I'm proud of you. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:19, 4 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Getting hold of me ==<br />
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I'm alive on IRC from now and for about 6 more hours - you can get my attention quickest by leaving me a message on my talk page on the CWCki - as I'll get an alert within 5 minutes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:32, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==The Forum==<br />
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I still seem to be able to post and edit my own posts, but I don't have admin privileges anymore. If I'm not anywhere in the list, I may just have to make another account. I think people just have to make a post to get added to the list of members, though, so I gave that a go just now. Also, I haven't yet worked out the details, but I can tell intuitively that this is some kind of secret PVCC plot. I'm on to you. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 06:00, 20 November 2011 (PST)<br />
*Figured it, out, you're back on though your post count resetted =/. BUT you have a custom title and you're back to admin so your e-peen is of equal or greater length now. Keep up the good work on the forum, God only knows I can only do so much.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:25, 20 November 2011 (PST)<br />
**Cool. I'll do my best to keep at it. I might have to take a break from everything for exams in 3 weeks, but if so I'll let you know. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 06:32, 20 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== SPOILER ==<br />
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'''SPOILER''': Freecell is signing comments. See also: [[Wikipedia:WP:CUSTOMSIG|that's the joke]] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:58, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
: "that's the joke"<br />
:: - Anonymax on being simultaneously oblivious and self-aware<br />
<small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 12:47, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
::I used the incorrect term. It should be "this is the joke" but then I'd look stupid. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:37, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
*Ah man, you got me. Well played sir, well played. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:48, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Moving pages ==<br />
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MediaWiki now allows you to delete a page on the fly when you try to move an article to a page that already exists. It gives you a warning but then the option to delete it automatically when you proceed with the move. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:40, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*Sweet, thanks for letting me know, that's a lifesaver.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:41, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*Odd though. I tried moving "Chris's Wikpedia page" to "Chris's Wikipedia profile" and it said that the talk page already existed and cannot be overridden. Is that only for regular pages then? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:44, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:It probably has issues if the main article doesn't exist before the talk page does. I'll test it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:49, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:OK so basically if the talk page for the destination article title already exists, it won't move the associated talk page. It doesn't want to overwrite the talk page messages - so you have to make a judgement of either deleting the talk page and re-creating afresh, or doing a manual merge of the talk pages (preferable). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:43, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Freecell sent me ==<br />
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could you please unban my slimz account (you can leave fatz ban) on the forum. Freecell told me that i should talk to you.. Im not sure exactly what the ban was for specifically but i would be glad to rectify the situation. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:53, 19 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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: the 'over the top' persona is just that (welcome to the internet). However if you care that much about the opinions of a a bunch of people you have never met, and feel that your forum is in danger or somehow shamed by me, then im not sure what to tell you. but i think your atempt to censor the forum is trite and a bit 'over the top' in itself. I did not want to have to resort to getting around the ban thru an out of state system, thats why i asked nicely. I will continue to lurk until such time as you see fit to lift said ban. As far as sperging goes, where do you draw the line. Allowing the actions of others to dictate your response is no way to lead. In the real world thats called "prom queen"... think about it. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:47, 19 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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:*Even if I'm generous and assume that you thought that acting like a tough guy was a good idea (as opposed to just saying that for saving face), generally people who have a deep seated hatred for Chris are usually just as fucked up as Chris (see A-Log, PDK, etc.). I'm a nice guy, I don't like seeing people trolled. I stopped you from digging yourself deeper, you're damn glad that they didn't dox you and use life ruin tactics on you. /cwc/ is desperate for content, so they'll troll anyone they consider a "sperg" to get some kick out of it. You're asking for trouble when you make posts like you made. It encourages people to lurk the CWCki Forums just to find fresh meat to troll and it's only a matter of time people start actively trolling the forum. You're welcome to lurk,, I don't give a damn but no way am I unbanning you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 20 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== I merged another five pages together hope you don't mind. ==<br />
Go check recent changes for which ones. I'm not going through all those links. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 10:00, 20 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== A message from the Great Successor ==<br />
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Herro, I have work all this week so I won't be online PM my time until about now. Leave me a message on IRC using MemoServ (as my main desktop keeps bluescreening). Canine said he doesn't know how to summon you. I left you a memo with my interwebs email address. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:25, 29 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Pro-tip: '''/msg memoserv send Anonymax''' '''''MSGHERE''''' --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:26, 29 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:I got your message - good idea. I'll take a look sometime this week - after this stupid IT project for work is over. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:22, 1 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== *stress sigh* ==<br />
<s>Alright, this is a little embarrassing to admit, but I can't use either of those programs. IRC I never even heard of before I came to CWCki and it was never my thing. And AIM I tried to install and sign up for especially for this but it keeps fucking me around. Is there any kind of email address I can reach you through? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:48, 10 January 2012 (PST)</s><br />
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Scratch that, I got into IRC. Unfamiliar programs just intimidate me I guess. You're not in it Champ, but I'll be waiting there for you if you're asleep or at work or whatever it is you Americans do at this time of day. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:09, 13 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== okay then ==<br />
nice talking. Call me when you've reached a decision. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:23, 13 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== A little idea I have ==<br />
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One of us will go to chris's house, put a lolisa rosechu doll or sign in front of it, and film it to see how chris reacts.<br />
It is what I would like to call: The Lolisa Experiment --An Anonymous Guru 8 February 2012 21:32 GMT<br />
:If you want to do it, go on ahead. Also CWCki is not a forum. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 14:20, 8 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Possible Video of the now? ==<br />
Nevermind, realised you can do it yourself now...<br />
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== I hear you bro ==<br />
Your words of support move me. It warms my heart to know that you recognise the problem we have and are completely behind us. It gives me that much more confidence that we can salvage this place. Please feel free to make me a Jerkop so I can ban problem makers myself though. In my line of work, dealing with faggots means threatening a lot of bans, and it would be nice to have a badge to wave in their face to help move the conversation along in those cases. Come on Champy. Help a brother out? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:59, 21 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== New FB Content==<br />
Is this not on Da Update for any reason in particular? Should someone mention Christians little Lemonade venture on there? --[[User:MellowColor|MellowColor]] 03:15, 23 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Good question! I think people are afraid of putting it up there because they don't want to scare away Chris but IMHO, that shouldn't be a factor to this sort of thing. I'd take it up on the talk page first (that is, the talk page for Da Update) before doing anything, so you don't piss off anyone.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:29, 23 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Forum ==<br />
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Hey, there. Fairly new to the CWCki and Chris-Chan in general, and I enjoy reading the articles and the forums. Admittedly, I was inactive for a while, as I only just read the posts. But recently, I actually did start posting and had every intention to continue to do so. But, today my account "mitchsonichu" was deactivated with the reason stating I was "inactive" despite showing recent activity. It said to contact an admin and you were the only online admin I saw, so, can you please help out? --[[User:Mitchsonichu|Mitchsonichu]] 05:21, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*I'm cracking down on lurkers, for various reasons. I reactivated your account, if it doesn't work let me know. But like I said, I'm starting to crack down on lurkers for various reasons so I'd implore you to contribute.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:09, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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== The Sarah May Article ==<br />
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Hi Champ, people are giving me a lot of hell for this article I edited. As I see it the old article put Chris too much in the wrong for no reason considering he was being blackmailed and interrogated. If you agree with everybody else, I'll drop it and stop editing the article, for the moment being I need to stand my ground on this thing. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:15, 4 March 2012 (PST)</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Champthom&diff=157926User talk:Champthom2012-03-04T17:15:50Z<p>Cleftpalete: /* The Sarah May Article */ new section</p>
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<div>Talk to me.<br />
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Be sure to check out the archives as well:<br />
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'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 5|5]]<br />
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== Account inactive on the CWCki Forum ==<br />
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Hey Champ, I'm so sorry if this is the wrong place for this kind of post but I'm not really too sure where else to go to, sorry buddy. But yeah, I tried to sign onto my Jackal account on the CWCki forums and was told it was inactive and to contact an administrator... I'm just wondering did I receive a ban or something? Apologies if I did like, I'm not even asking to be re-instated or anything, I'm just curious what I've done! Thanks in advance Champthom --[[User:Jackal|Jackal]] 05:23, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Champ tomas==<br />
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okay like i'll have all the subtitles backed up on my hd so far, did you have i have like 8gb of cwc shit on my computer? yeah i know right. so anywayyyy i have decided to credit ppl on both the caption titles (for example, "iamstraight by champthom") and the video descriptions for double the fun!!also if i can't upload the subtitles i can ask tito to. i should be fine though. [[User:Abejita Cortez|Abejita Cortez]] 19:09, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== PSN Tracker ==<br />
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I'm not sure if you're the right person to ask, but I recently got Chris to add me on the PSN. <br />
How would I contribute to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 09:19, 22 February 2011 (PST)<br />
*edit the psn tracker? i think anyone can edit it bro -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:42, 22 February 2011 (PST)<br />
* http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:PSNTracker&action=edit here you go -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:43, 22 February 2011 (PST)<br />
Thanks. I'll try to start updating it when I can. [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 12:12, 22 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== I apologize ==<br />
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I apologize for doing something wrong while transcribing Kacey Call 8. I want you to know that I am currently still working on the transcript, but as you can imagine, it is not walk in the park... It's a little over 35 minutes long and I'm sure you know how hard it is to transcribe audio. I also want you to know that I will try to do better in the future. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:34, 4 March 2011 (PST)<br />
*I do appreciate the effort, I do ask though you add [[:Template:Transcription|this template]] to pages that aren't completely transcribed. That way, people can pick up the slack so it's not all on you. I do appreciate your work and I hope you continue transcribing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 4 March 2011 (PST)<br />
::Thanks for deleting the thinger-ma-bobber. Now that I look back at the edits, that should've been obvious..but I fail at computer stuff as it is so I'll blame it on that. :P --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 18:51, 6 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Re:Comic Categories ==<br />
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Sounds like a good idea.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:02, 4 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Always here ==<br />
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Wallflower policy here: http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Talk:The_Wallflower#Stating_CWCki_Policy<br />
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I have never left, friend. I merely got a new job that causes me to work long hours. Once my time becomes free-er and my heart level recovers from Mumble translations, I shall return full-time. I still check here once a day or more.<br />
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Want a pizza roll? Message me if you want a pizza roll. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 19:06, 7 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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:Edit: I'll post it in the right place later tonight. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 19:17, 7 March 2011 (PST)<br />
:*Just did it dude, thanks for the help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:17, 7 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Anything I can do at the moment?==<br />
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I've watched the CWCki for a while now and now that I've joined, I'd like to know if there is anything specific I can help with. Thanks. --[[user:Ctahu|Ctahu]] [[User_talk:Ctahu|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Ctahu|c)]] 17:50, 19 April 2011 (EST)<br />
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==Can do==<br />
Sorry I took so long to reply, it was 3AM here when you left the message and I just got it. I'll keep IRC open for whenever you're available. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:10, 23 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Love ==<br />
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Champ,<br />
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Just when everyone- EVERYONE- thought Chris had shriveled up, dried out like a prune and flat out fucking died- you [[Tomgirl_Pictures|delivered]]. Technically it was Freecell who uploaded them and obviously some [[troll|beautiful, honest woman]] persuaded him to do this, but in my reality Champthom knows all, sees all... so yeah.<br />
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Holy shit. Honestly, if we get nothing else for 2011... <br />
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... I want you bad.<br />
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--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:17, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Possible new article ==<br />
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I noticed after I signed up a couple weeks ago that the articles on the retconned Asperchu characters were an absolute clusterfuck, so I've been experimenting in my [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|sandbox]] for a while now on merging the [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], [[Basement Rosechus]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] pages. I added some new images and had Freecell look at it and make his own additions, and he thinks it's ready for the main namespace. Obviously though, that will involve moving pages and fixing broken redirects, and being the boss around here you get the final say. When I was working on this, the title I had in mind was "Asperchu parodies", but that's just my suggestion. Have a look at it and tell me what you think. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:19, 17 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I've seen it, it's pretty good, but not sure about the name, as they're "parodies" in the same way Sonichu is a "parody" (which is, not really). Come up with a better name and we might be able to do something. Perhaps if you post on the portal [[CWCki:General|here]] you could get some feedback. Nice work though, keep it up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 17 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Thanks. I'll do that now. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:32, 20 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Champthom ma boi, that message has been on the community portal for four days and I don't think anyone has noticed it. Do you want to come up with an article name yourself? Only I want to get this page up so I can start using my sandbox for other purposes. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:16, 24 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Thanks again. Tell me when you have a title for the page. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:15, 27 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Yo Champ! It's been nearly a month now. Have you got a title for me yet? I spent quite a while on that article and I want to see it up soon. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:33, 14 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Holy crap, thanks for reminding me dude. Alec's suggestion is kinda lame, too wordy - "Alternate interpretations of Sonichu characters" (I think he might have misunderstood me), I think "Asperchu parodies" might work. Man, I am awful at procrastination, lol. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 14 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It's up now, and looking good. Thanks for sorting everything out Champ. Now to get to work on another merged page about Chris's shitty transformers. This will take a while. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:07, 17 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Oh, and while I'm here, a couple of weeks ago I decided to rewrite the [[Sonichu (game)]] page. I only just realised after looking back on it that I subconsciously created another merged page while doing so. I condensed [[Pokémon: Lightning Version]], [[Sonichu Adventure]] and [[Sonichu Advance]] into that one page. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but take a look at it and fix it as you see fit. I didn't even know until now that I did that. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:17, 17 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==RE:==<br />
Don't worry about it. I'm just sorry I wasn't online to see it sooner. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 08:31, 26 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Glad I was able to help since I missed the show. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:12, 26 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== I suck donkey balls ==<br />
I was trying to upload a new version of [[:File:Prowl prower.jpg|this file]] and make it into [[:File:File-Prowl prower.jpg|this file]] so I could use it in an article. Somewhere down the line, I fucked up. The first one now displays the old image in file mode and the new image as a thumb on article pages, while the new one has a fucked up name that I think was automatically assigned when I tried to upload a new version of the other one. Please fix this for me? kthnx. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 14:50, 21 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Check out this shit ==<br />
I feel it's getting to the point where I'm just spamming with the ammount of times I keep asking you to look at a new article in my sandbox. Regardless, you said you wanted me to have a look at maybe rewriting the templates for the sagas and the like. I plan on doing so, along with a few other templates while I'm at it, but I am on my third sandbox already and I think making a fourth would be pushing it at this point. Even if I wasn't though, I think now would be a good time to show them to you because I am just about done. I'm awaiting Freecell's revisions for some of them, but he's taking a while and I'm sure whatever problems he would find, you would also. Anyway, here's [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|the first]]. It's a reworking of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] page and it merges [[Prower]] and [[Armoraxe]] into it as well, so we have a page on the entire team instead of a few pages on some of them. The [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 2|second one]] is a rewrite of the [[Decepti-Clone]] article, which has a bad name anyway because Decepti-Clone is the name for evil robots in general, but the page is about S.A.V.s. In my revision, I merged the original page with [[Jerkop Punislav]] and [[Crackder]] so it's actually about Decepti-Clones in general rather than just one type. I would suggest the name of the actual title for this page be [[Decepti-Clones]] plural. Just sayin'. [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 3|Sandbox 3]] is just a rewrite of [[Sarah Hammer]], but I sandboxed it instead of just rewriting the article as normal because I also merged [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] into it, because she is literally a one panel character with no more importance at all. Anyway, I'm submitting all of these for approval, and I promise you that after this and the [[Sonichu (game)]] mergings are over, I'll stop merging so much shit and creating more work for you for a while. I'll take a break and work on those templates instead. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:21, 24 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Dude, I have bad news for you - I am the world's worst procrastinator. I put off EVERYTHING until the last minute, so if I don't reply to your message right away, that's probably because I'm on the Internet dicking around. I also work at night and sleep during the day most of the week, so on those days I maybe get to check the CWCki for 10, 15 minutes and that's mostly to see if anyone has been vandalizing. Anyways, your articles - your first one, on the Samurai Pizza Bots is pretty alright. My only complaint is the tone, it's rather informal. Now mind you, I don't mind that tone sometimes and I think some articles get away with it but I know that some people prefer a more formal tone and I believe their argument has merit. I have the next few days off, I'll see what I can do to critque your article and give you some ways to improve it. Your Decepti-Clones article seems better than the one we have, but I'll give it another look, it has a lot of details from the comic that I need to refresh to see the context (the later comics I mostly skimmed because Chris stopped giving a shit at that point). I really need to wait on seeing the Sarah Hammer article, that is yours versus the one we have as I don't want to get the two confused. Like I said, I can critque your articles for you. You don't have to work on those templates or the saga stuff if you don't want to, I usually say that when people ask "Why don't we have x?" I say "Because you haven't made it yet!" You're obviously a very dedicated wiki editor which I like and I expect great things from you, just keep up the good work and bear with me.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:42, 24 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
**I appreciate it Champ. I'm only on here a few days a week anyway, I figure while I am I may as well fix things up. No need to rush anything here, I can wait. There are plenty of other articles I could be working on that don't require the sandbox. Plus Freecell still needs to make his edits before this is moved to the main namespace. I'll take the formality thing into consideration and see if I can make the article a bit more serious when I do the spellchecking. And honestly, I do want to give the templates an overhaul. Some of them are laughably outdated compared to some of the articles using them. I think Dethchemist was actually working on some templates too, but I don't know if he still is or not. Either way, leave me a message on my talk page when you get around to reading the stuff, and I'll make the appropriate corrections. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:22, 24 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
**Made some updates. Tell me what you think. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:56, 25 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==k==<br />
Trying to do, but whenever I make an account it refuses the username/password combination and says I have no method of recovering it. I'll let it sit for a while and try again. Alternatively, I'll be in IRC if that's easier for you. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:16, 14 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Champthom my homie ==<br />
Wha's cracking y'all? I thought I'd drop by and remind you like always to look over my sandbox pages, already linked to above, because you said you would but then you did something else and forgot them. Not sayin' I blame y'all, but I'm here to remind you anyway, because you need reminding. They're merged pages for the transformers articles and one on Sarah Hammer fyi. Alright, that's it for now. I got things to do an' shit. Talk later, kay? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 01:29, 15 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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You know, if you don't have the time or don't want to do it, I could always add the new pages and create the redirects myself? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:53, 26 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ON IT!]]. Seriously, I'll give it a look tonight or tomorrow.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:08, 26 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
**Well, you said you would, so I can only assume you did. Was the page okay? Just give me a yes or no answer, and if it's a yes, I promise I'll do all the work and sort it out myself. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:49, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::*Here's what I say - just make the changes, if people don't like it they can change it back. RPOBLEM OSLVED.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:51, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::*KAY MAN. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:52, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==New members==<br />
I figured I'd let you know that a lot of people from /cwc/ have it in their head that the best course of action right now is to raid the CWCki in the name of the tomgirls. We're working on a similar plan right now but it needs to be taken one step at a time, not jumped into. So I'd keep an eye on any new members, just in case. It's possible they'll do something stupid. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 12:28, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Well main page templates have all been protected for the next week, that's usually what they target first. It's possible that new people are joining because there's new content, but I have considered the possibility of the attack, hence the protection. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:17, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Templates==<br />
<nowiki>Yo. I've just been using {{subst:welcome}} instead of {{welcome}}. I'll switch to {{welcome}} if you want.</nowiki> --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:19, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Page Format==<br />
I've done a couple page cleanups over the last few days, and I got to thinking about the common nit-picks I have. There's good info in the Help pages on how to format dates, when to pipe, etc., but there's no real place to go to see a model 'page layout.' I started a [[User:Dude/Guide_to_Style|formatting guide]] (improperly labeled 'style' guide, at the moment) as a subpage of my user page. Take a look, and feel free to use it as the nucleus for a new help page. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:25, 24 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Not bad, it's definitely something we could use. I would suggest looking up how Wikipedia does things, as that tends to be the standard for wikis (for instance, standard for pics are right aligned when possible). Pretty much I'd recommend fleshing it out with stuff from Wikipedia's article layout guide (remember, it's Creative Commons so you can pretty much copy paste it, ideally source it as well) and obviously adapt it to the CWCki's needs. <br />
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:To be honest, I came up with the "Sauces" thing since that's how most people who frequent this site talk - they'll say "sauce plz" HOWEVER if you and other people think it should be "References", I'm cool with that. <br />
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:Keep up the good work man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 25 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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::HA! I thought if anybody would hate the ''sauces'' it would be you, man ;-) It doesn't really matter to me, though I prefer Refs. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 18:51, 25 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Just got your message==<br />
I've been unwell for the past few days and still am. I'll leave IRC open if you're still wanting to talk, but I'm mostly going to be away from my computer so I may not be able to get back to you for a few hours. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 13:48, 27 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==I'm sorry to neg you..==<br />
But can you please edit [[Template:Da Update|Da Update]] to include Liquid closing his YouTube account? I don't have permission to edit that template and I think this item is newsworthy, plus it might lead to Chris proclaiming victory on YouTube or something like that after seeing that his old foe's YouTube account is gone. -- [[User:NegaCWC]]<br />
*I agree that it's newsworthy, though it's unlikely Chris gives enough of a fuck anymore. Liquid got what he wanted, Chris lost and moved on. It sounds like you're trying to use the CWCki to troll Chris though. There's a stigma against that, non? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 22:45, 27 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
**Yeah I know that the CWCki shouldn't be used as a trolling tool, I'm asking for it to be put on Da Update because I think it needs to be there regardless of Chris's possible reacion, even if we found out that Chris is dead by now I think it should be there. Sorry that I didn't sign my previous edit BTW. --[[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 00:25, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*I'm sorry but Da update is strictly for Chris related updates. Unless Chris manages to react to the account closing, it definitely has no place in da update. Besides, it leads to a slippery slope - one could argue then that we include any update any past troll of Chris does on their YouTube accounts and that would be silly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:00, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::*I don't really have an opinion either way, but I don't know if it would necessarily lead to stalking all Chris related youtube accounts. Liquid is a bit more important than other troll youtube accounts because that saga happened primarily via youtube. It might be a milestone we'd want to make note of. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 06:03, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::*But, was there an update when the Asperpedia was shut down? If so, then editing Da Update to include the closing of Liquid's account wouldn't be totally unprecedented. If not, then I agree, it's a slippery slope. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 06:50, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::::*Remember though people, da update is essentially about Chris. People check it out to see what Chris is up to. Da update really shouldn't be what other trolls are up to, as people who are curious about the trolls themselves usually manage to find out about them themselves. I have no problem with this information being incorporated into the [[Liquid Chris]] page if it hasn't already, as obviously it's relevant. However, it's not da update worthy because it's not about Chris. While it won't necessarily lead to stalking other trolls, it will set a precedent for it. People will say "Oh, [[Vivian]] has started a side project, let's include that in the update" or "[[Jack Thaddeus]] posted something on some Internet forum, let's include that in da update." I'm careful when it comes to establishing precedents, which is why including Liquid's account closing would set a bad one.<br />
::::::As I see it, people who want this in da update 1) want to troll Chris for it or 2) feel that we need to update da update because it's been too long. As many people will back me up on this, the CWCki isn't a way to troll Chris, that's to protect our asses if shit ever goes down. Even if we are to update it to troll Chris, I very, very, VERY much doubt he would care and I have sufficient knowledge of Chris to know this. Chris will probably have no clue who "Liquid Chris" is, and even if he realizes it's the "impostor" he'll just remind himself how he won the [[Singstar Challenge]] (at least, HE believes he did) and is therefore the TRUE and HONEST Christian Chandler, or at least the Christian Weston Chandler who was born Christopher. Second point, I don't think there's anything wrong with not updating da update. If nothing happens with Chris, so be it. Da update reflects what da update is and if there is no update, well, [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|tough cookies]]. Da update should not be cheapen by updating it for the sake of updating it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:21, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==WHAT?!==<br />
YOU MEAN YOU'VE [[Help:So, you've been banned...|BEEN ABLE TO BAN PEOPLE FOR GENERAL FAGGOTRY THIS WHOLE TIME]] AND YOU NEVER ONCE THOUGHT TO GET RID OF FAGGOTS LIKE ICONOCLAST?!<br />
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I've got to say Champ, I'm more than a little disapointed by this. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:52, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I don't ban people unless they've actually done something against the CWCki (i.e. vandalized it) or their presence is so disruptive to the CWCki that people are spending more resources trolling said person than editing the CWCki (like with 16BitAlex). "General faggotry" is more of an exception clause, because there's usually exceptions to the rules. I try to be fair and just with everyone when it comes to bannings, and I won't ban anyone who edits in good faith. <br />
:Just chillax man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:58, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::But still, you missed so many great opportunities with this! The people we could have gotten rid of! The unnecessary drama we could have avoided! Alex was totally acceptable to ban! Yet you didn't do that until he requested it himself! You need to start being harsher with your punishments. Keep that pimp hand strong. Or at least give me a promotion so I can be harsh for you. I promise I won't go crazy and ban all the furfags. Or Clyde. Unless you want me to. Which you should seriously consider by the way. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:09, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==T&T Page==<br />
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Hey, the protection on the T&T page is up. Could you revert the edits to the 22nd and lock it again? Just in case, it's best to keep the article static until this is all over. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 19:17, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Yo==<br />
Hey, I saw you were on earlier and protected a page. If you're still online, jump on IRC real fast. Otherwise, I'll look for you another time. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:02, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Chibbity Champthom==<br />
I sent you a PM on PVCC but you're here more so hit me up homedog. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 07:28, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==RE: Ivy's age==<br />
I'm a little confused about Ivy's date of birth. Is 1992 the year in which the actual culprit behind Ivy was born or is it Ivy's year of birth according to what Chris was told? If it's only the former than I'm not sure it should be listed as the date of birth in her article. After all if I remember correctly you're the one who said that articles on trollsonas should always describe the events as Chris perceives them rather than explain what really happened (who was really behind every trollsona and so on). - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 11:13, 3 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It's the birthday Ivy told me when I asked her when her birthday is. Take that as you will.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:02, 4 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Standardising Template:PublicSauce ==<br />
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Champthom, can you rename [[Template:PublicSauce]] to "Template:PublicSource"? Now that the [[Template:Cite]] template has been changed to display <sup>[''citation&nbsp;needed'']</sup> instead of <sup>[''sauce&nbsp;needed'']</sup>, shouldn't <sup>[''public&nbsp;sauce&nbsp;needed'']</sup> likewise be changed to read <sup>[''public&nbsp;source&nbsp;needed'']</sup>? <br />
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I'm going to go ahead and change the template to do just that, but I cannot rename the template. By renaming the template, it will further standardise naming conventions in the CWCki as well as be consistent with the template's output. Renaming shouldn't cause any problems regarding coding in other pages since no pages currently use this template. &ndash;&nbsp;[[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] ([[User_talk:BrianBash|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/BrianBash|cont]]) 16:30, 3 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
: I moved it, which should fix this. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:17, 3 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Sonichu Animated ==<br />
Have you tried protecting the variations of using a colon and semicolon and different possible capitalizations of all the different words? And don't forget abbreviations like Sonichu TAS and STAS. I would also like to remind you that it can just be shortened to Sonichu Animated or some variation thereof. You have a lot of work to do bro. Maybe you should put the Jerkops to work on this. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 6 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*When I said comma, I did mean colon. So far, I've protected "Sonichu: The Animated Series" and "Sonichu:The Animated Series" in addition to "Sonichu The Animated Series." It's not a huge ordeal, if it comes up again I'll delete it, I just find it annoying that people see that they can't create the page with the right spelling, so they think they're clever by taking out the colon or something like that. Sonichu TAS is the only page that keeps getting resurrected time and again. But yeah, I'm not going to make a huge deal out of it, if it comes up I'll deal with it then than try and figure out every permutation someone could make for the page. I mean, could you totally see me like, making a zillion protections and someone figuring out one I didn't cover? That'd be embarrassing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:32, 6 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
::The ''recent changes'' page hasn't been moving *that* quickly; while it's retarded that it keeps being added, I think the deletion turn-around has been quick enough. And honestly, I think it's just retards that need to lurk moar, as opposed to any real effort at being a douche. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:33, 6 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
::EDIT: OK, I just saw the last one, and that was pretty douchey. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:38, 6 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Thanks ==<br />
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Thanks =) As a side note, can you give [[User:WelcomeBot]] bot status - I am not a good enough admin to do it myself according to [[Special:UserRights]] =( --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:46, 21 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Oh yeah and I got a little bored and [[User:Anonymax/Style|drafted some style guidelines]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:30, 21 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Nag nag nag nag ==<br />
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Make me an admin so I can lord over these spergs with an iron fist. --[[User:Dinglebear|Dinglebear]] 12:40, 22 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Image naming ==<br />
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As of MediaWiki version 1.14 or something, you can now "rename" files by using the move feature on File: pages. Just a timesaving pro-tip for the future - though an improper name may not be the sole reason for having to delete a file, if it is - then you don't need to delete/reupload anymore. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:48, 27 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Well fuck me in the ass and call me your sister, you're right. I was expecting it to be named something like "Rename" but apparently not. Yeah, totally saves time, this is totally why I made you an admin.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 27 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Bit of help... ==<br />
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Can you delete my account? Thank you. [[Kurtwodka|Kurtwodka]] 22:53, 04 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Come back you durp ==<br />
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I had some BUSINESS to DISCUSS with you before you RUDELY left upon request. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 23:54, 4 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Also make me a Jerkop. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 00:04, 5 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
**No wait make me an admin. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 00:08, 5 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*No.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:20, 5 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Re: WelcomeBot ==<br />
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WelcomeBot is already clever in many ways. Firstly it only welcomes users who have made at least one edit since registering their account. This is for various reasons, but one is because bombarding a new user with a welcome message within 60 minutes of them making their account isn't terribly cool.<br />
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WelcomeBot already ignores users who are blocked - so vandals usually get detected and banned pretty quickly around here and by the time WelcomeBot does another sweep, it's more than likely any vandals will have been banned.<br />
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The {{tl|Welcome}} template already has a parameter for specifying a user other the one making the edit to the user's talk page - I've now edited WelcomeBot to place my name instead of his for the "contact me on my userpage" link. WelcomeBot still signs the message, but the bot's userpage explains who the bot is, who controls him and why.<br />
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A demo of this action can be seen on [[User talk:WBTest2]] - which originally had one edit to their own userpage and I forced WelcomeBot to re-run - and you can see the difference in talk page linking. I can add to the welcome template or WelcomeBot's signature something about why a bot is welcoming them - but the userpage should already explain this. I think I covered most of your questions... --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:01, 8 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Very good, thanks for answering them. Sounds like this is a good thing then, keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:50, 8 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==I was right about STAS==<br />
[[File:Totally called it.png|300px]]<br />
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--[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:20, 14 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Shine on, you crazy diamond.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:50, 14 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
:*I will! Thank you father! --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:13, 14 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== PVCC CONSPIRACY !11!!ONE! ==<br />
[[File:Champthom be trollin'.jpg]]<br />
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I never knew you were such a master troll Champ. I'm proud of you. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:19, 4 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Getting hold of me ==<br />
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I'm alive on IRC from now and for about 6 more hours - you can get my attention quickest by leaving me a message on my talk page on the CWCki - as I'll get an alert within 5 minutes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:32, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==The Forum==<br />
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I still seem to be able to post and edit my own posts, but I don't have admin privileges anymore. If I'm not anywhere in the list, I may just have to make another account. I think people just have to make a post to get added to the list of members, though, so I gave that a go just now. Also, I haven't yet worked out the details, but I can tell intuitively that this is some kind of secret PVCC plot. I'm on to you. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 06:00, 20 November 2011 (PST)<br />
*Figured it, out, you're back on though your post count resetted =/. BUT you have a custom title and you're back to admin so your e-peen is of equal or greater length now. Keep up the good work on the forum, God only knows I can only do so much.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:25, 20 November 2011 (PST)<br />
**Cool. I'll do my best to keep at it. I might have to take a break from everything for exams in 3 weeks, but if so I'll let you know. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 06:32, 20 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== SPOILER ==<br />
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'''SPOILER''': Freecell is signing comments. See also: [[Wikipedia:WP:CUSTOMSIG|that's the joke]] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:58, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
: "that's the joke"<br />
:: - Anonymax on being simultaneously oblivious and self-aware<br />
<small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 12:47, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
::I used the incorrect term. It should be "this is the joke" but then I'd look stupid. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:37, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
*Ah man, you got me. Well played sir, well played. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:48, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Moving pages ==<br />
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MediaWiki now allows you to delete a page on the fly when you try to move an article to a page that already exists. It gives you a warning but then the option to delete it automatically when you proceed with the move. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:40, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*Sweet, thanks for letting me know, that's a lifesaver.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:41, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*Odd though. I tried moving "Chris's Wikpedia page" to "Chris's Wikipedia profile" and it said that the talk page already existed and cannot be overridden. Is that only for regular pages then? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:44, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:It probably has issues if the main article doesn't exist before the talk page does. I'll test it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:49, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:OK so basically if the talk page for the destination article title already exists, it won't move the associated talk page. It doesn't want to overwrite the talk page messages - so you have to make a judgement of either deleting the talk page and re-creating afresh, or doing a manual merge of the talk pages (preferable). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:43, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Freecell sent me ==<br />
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could you please unban my slimz account (you can leave fatz ban) on the forum. Freecell told me that i should talk to you.. Im not sure exactly what the ban was for specifically but i would be glad to rectify the situation. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:53, 19 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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: the 'over the top' persona is just that (welcome to the internet). However if you care that much about the opinions of a a bunch of people you have never met, and feel that your forum is in danger or somehow shamed by me, then im not sure what to tell you. but i think your atempt to censor the forum is trite and a bit 'over the top' in itself. I did not want to have to resort to getting around the ban thru an out of state system, thats why i asked nicely. I will continue to lurk until such time as you see fit to lift said ban. As far as sperging goes, where do you draw the line. Allowing the actions of others to dictate your response is no way to lead. In the real world thats called "prom queen"... think about it. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:47, 19 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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:*Even if I'm generous and assume that you thought that acting like a tough guy was a good idea (as opposed to just saying that for saving face), generally people who have a deep seated hatred for Chris are usually just as fucked up as Chris (see A-Log, PDK, etc.). I'm a nice guy, I don't like seeing people trolled. I stopped you from digging yourself deeper, you're damn glad that they didn't dox you and use life ruin tactics on you. /cwc/ is desperate for content, so they'll troll anyone they consider a "sperg" to get some kick out of it. You're asking for trouble when you make posts like you made. It encourages people to lurk the CWCki Forums just to find fresh meat to troll and it's only a matter of time people start actively trolling the forum. You're welcome to lurk,, I don't give a damn but no way am I unbanning you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 20 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== I merged another five pages together hope you don't mind. ==<br />
Go check recent changes for which ones. I'm not going through all those links. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 10:00, 20 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== A message from the Great Successor ==<br />
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Herro, I have work all this week so I won't be online PM my time until about now. Leave me a message on IRC using MemoServ (as my main desktop keeps bluescreening). Canine said he doesn't know how to summon you. I left you a memo with my interwebs email address. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:25, 29 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Pro-tip: '''/msg memoserv send Anonymax''' '''''MSGHERE''''' --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:26, 29 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:I got your message - good idea. I'll take a look sometime this week - after this stupid IT project for work is over. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:22, 1 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== *stress sigh* ==<br />
<s>Alright, this is a little embarrassing to admit, but I can't use either of those programs. IRC I never even heard of before I came to CWCki and it was never my thing. And AIM I tried to install and sign up for especially for this but it keeps fucking me around. Is there any kind of email address I can reach you through? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:48, 10 January 2012 (PST)</s><br />
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Scratch that, I got into IRC. Unfamiliar programs just intimidate me I guess. You're not in it Champ, but I'll be waiting there for you if you're asleep or at work or whatever it is you Americans do at this time of day. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:09, 13 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== okay then ==<br />
nice talking. Call me when you've reached a decision. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:23, 13 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== A little idea I have ==<br />
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One of us will go to chris's house, put a lolisa rosechu doll or sign in front of it, and film it to see how chris reacts.<br />
It is what I would like to call: The Lolisa Experiment --An Anonymous Guru 8 February 2012 21:32 GMT<br />
:If you want to do it, go on ahead. Also CWCki is not a forum. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 14:20, 8 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Possible Video of the now? ==<br />
Nevermind, realised you can do it yourself now...<br />
MellowColor<br />
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== I hear you bro ==<br />
Your words of support move me. It warms my heart to know that you recognise the problem we have and are completely behind us. It gives me that much more confidence that we can salvage this place. Please feel free to make me a Jerkop so I can ban problem makers myself though. In my line of work, dealing with faggots means threatening a lot of bans, and it would be nice to have a badge to wave in their face to help move the conversation along in those cases. Come on Champy. Help a brother out? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:59, 21 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== New FB Content==<br />
Is this not on Da Update for any reason in particular? Should someone mention Christians little Lemonade venture on there? --[[User:MellowColor|MellowColor]] 03:15, 23 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Good question! I think people are afraid of putting it up there because they don't want to scare away Chris but IMHO, that shouldn't be a factor to this sort of thing. I'd take it up on the talk page first (that is, the talk page for Da Update) before doing anything, so you don't piss off anyone.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:29, 23 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Forum ==<br />
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Hey, there. Fairly new to the CWCki and Chris-Chan in general, and I enjoy reading the articles and the forums. Admittedly, I was inactive for a while, as I only just read the posts. But recently, I actually did start posting and had every intention to continue to do so. But, today my account "mitchsonichu" was deactivated with the reason stating I was "inactive" despite showing recent activity. It said to contact an admin and you were the only online admin I saw, so, can you please help out? --[[User:Mitchsonichu|Mitchsonichu]] 05:21, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*I'm cracking down on lurkers, for various reasons. I reactivated your account, if it doesn't work let me know. But like I said, I'm starting to crack down on lurkers for various reasons so I'd implore you to contribute.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:09, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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== The Sarah May Article ==<br />
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Hi Champ, people are giving me a lot of hell for this article I edited. As I see it the old article put Chris too much in the wrong for no reason considering he was being blackmailed and interrogated. If you agree with everybody else, I'll drop it and stop editing the article, for the moment being I need to stand my ground on this thing.<br />
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== The Sarah May Article ==<br />
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Hi Champ, people are giving me a lot of hell for this article I edited. As I see it the old article put Chris too much in the wrong for no reason considering he was being blackmailed and interrogated. If you agree with everybody else, I'll drop it and stop editing the article, for the moment being I need to stand my ground on this thing. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:15, 4 March 2012 (PST)</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Champthom&diff=157925User talk:Champthom2012-03-04T17:15:39Z<p>Cleftpalete: /* The Sarah May Article */ new section</p>
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<div>Talk to me.<br />
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Be sure to check out the archives as well:<br />
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'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 5|5]]<br />
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== Account inactive on the CWCki Forum ==<br />
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Hey Champ, I'm so sorry if this is the wrong place for this kind of post but I'm not really too sure where else to go to, sorry buddy. But yeah, I tried to sign onto my Jackal account on the CWCki forums and was told it was inactive and to contact an administrator... I'm just wondering did I receive a ban or something? Apologies if I did like, I'm not even asking to be re-instated or anything, I'm just curious what I've done! Thanks in advance Champthom --[[User:Jackal|Jackal]] 05:23, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Champ tomas==<br />
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okay like i'll have all the subtitles backed up on my hd so far, did you have i have like 8gb of cwc shit on my computer? yeah i know right. so anywayyyy i have decided to credit ppl on both the caption titles (for example, "iamstraight by champthom") and the video descriptions for double the fun!!also if i can't upload the subtitles i can ask tito to. i should be fine though. [[User:Abejita Cortez|Abejita Cortez]] 19:09, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== PSN Tracker ==<br />
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I'm not sure if you're the right person to ask, but I recently got Chris to add me on the PSN. <br />
How would I contribute to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 09:19, 22 February 2011 (PST)<br />
*edit the psn tracker? i think anyone can edit it bro -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:42, 22 February 2011 (PST)<br />
* http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:PSNTracker&action=edit here you go -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:43, 22 February 2011 (PST)<br />
Thanks. I'll try to start updating it when I can. [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 12:12, 22 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== I apologize ==<br />
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I apologize for doing something wrong while transcribing Kacey Call 8. I want you to know that I am currently still working on the transcript, but as you can imagine, it is not walk in the park... It's a little over 35 minutes long and I'm sure you know how hard it is to transcribe audio. I also want you to know that I will try to do better in the future. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:34, 4 March 2011 (PST)<br />
*I do appreciate the effort, I do ask though you add [[:Template:Transcription|this template]] to pages that aren't completely transcribed. That way, people can pick up the slack so it's not all on you. I do appreciate your work and I hope you continue transcribing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 4 March 2011 (PST)<br />
::Thanks for deleting the thinger-ma-bobber. Now that I look back at the edits, that should've been obvious..but I fail at computer stuff as it is so I'll blame it on that. :P --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 18:51, 6 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Re:Comic Categories ==<br />
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Sounds like a good idea.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:02, 4 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Always here ==<br />
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Wallflower policy here: http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Talk:The_Wallflower#Stating_CWCki_Policy<br />
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I have never left, friend. I merely got a new job that causes me to work long hours. Once my time becomes free-er and my heart level recovers from Mumble translations, I shall return full-time. I still check here once a day or more.<br />
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Want a pizza roll? Message me if you want a pizza roll. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 19:06, 7 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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:Edit: I'll post it in the right place later tonight. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 19:17, 7 March 2011 (PST)<br />
:*Just did it dude, thanks for the help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:17, 7 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Anything I can do at the moment?==<br />
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I've watched the CWCki for a while now and now that I've joined, I'd like to know if there is anything specific I can help with. Thanks. --[[user:Ctahu|Ctahu]] [[User_talk:Ctahu|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Ctahu|c)]] 17:50, 19 April 2011 (EST)<br />
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==Can do==<br />
Sorry I took so long to reply, it was 3AM here when you left the message and I just got it. I'll keep IRC open for whenever you're available. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:10, 23 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Love ==<br />
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Champ,<br />
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Just when everyone- EVERYONE- thought Chris had shriveled up, dried out like a prune and flat out fucking died- you [[Tomgirl_Pictures|delivered]]. Technically it was Freecell who uploaded them and obviously some [[troll|beautiful, honest woman]] persuaded him to do this, but in my reality Champthom knows all, sees all... so yeah.<br />
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Holy shit. Honestly, if we get nothing else for 2011... <br />
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... I want you bad.<br />
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--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:17, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Possible new article ==<br />
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I noticed after I signed up a couple weeks ago that the articles on the retconned Asperchu characters were an absolute clusterfuck, so I've been experimenting in my [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|sandbox]] for a while now on merging the [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], [[Basement Rosechus]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] pages. I added some new images and had Freecell look at it and make his own additions, and he thinks it's ready for the main namespace. Obviously though, that will involve moving pages and fixing broken redirects, and being the boss around here you get the final say. When I was working on this, the title I had in mind was "Asperchu parodies", but that's just my suggestion. Have a look at it and tell me what you think. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:19, 17 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I've seen it, it's pretty good, but not sure about the name, as they're "parodies" in the same way Sonichu is a "parody" (which is, not really). Come up with a better name and we might be able to do something. Perhaps if you post on the portal [[CWCki:General|here]] you could get some feedback. Nice work though, keep it up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 17 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Thanks. I'll do that now. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:32, 20 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Champthom ma boi, that message has been on the community portal for four days and I don't think anyone has noticed it. Do you want to come up with an article name yourself? Only I want to get this page up so I can start using my sandbox for other purposes. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:16, 24 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Thanks again. Tell me when you have a title for the page. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:15, 27 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Yo Champ! It's been nearly a month now. Have you got a title for me yet? I spent quite a while on that article and I want to see it up soon. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:33, 14 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Holy crap, thanks for reminding me dude. Alec's suggestion is kinda lame, too wordy - "Alternate interpretations of Sonichu characters" (I think he might have misunderstood me), I think "Asperchu parodies" might work. Man, I am awful at procrastination, lol. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 14 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It's up now, and looking good. Thanks for sorting everything out Champ. Now to get to work on another merged page about Chris's shitty transformers. This will take a while. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:07, 17 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Oh, and while I'm here, a couple of weeks ago I decided to rewrite the [[Sonichu (game)]] page. I only just realised after looking back on it that I subconsciously created another merged page while doing so. I condensed [[Pokémon: Lightning Version]], [[Sonichu Adventure]] and [[Sonichu Advance]] into that one page. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but take a look at it and fix it as you see fit. I didn't even know until now that I did that. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:17, 17 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==RE:==<br />
Don't worry about it. I'm just sorry I wasn't online to see it sooner. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 08:31, 26 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Glad I was able to help since I missed the show. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:12, 26 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== I suck donkey balls ==<br />
I was trying to upload a new version of [[:File:Prowl prower.jpg|this file]] and make it into [[:File:File-Prowl prower.jpg|this file]] so I could use it in an article. Somewhere down the line, I fucked up. The first one now displays the old image in file mode and the new image as a thumb on article pages, while the new one has a fucked up name that I think was automatically assigned when I tried to upload a new version of the other one. Please fix this for me? kthnx. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 14:50, 21 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Check out this shit ==<br />
I feel it's getting to the point where I'm just spamming with the ammount of times I keep asking you to look at a new article in my sandbox. Regardless, you said you wanted me to have a look at maybe rewriting the templates for the sagas and the like. I plan on doing so, along with a few other templates while I'm at it, but I am on my third sandbox already and I think making a fourth would be pushing it at this point. Even if I wasn't though, I think now would be a good time to show them to you because I am just about done. I'm awaiting Freecell's revisions for some of them, but he's taking a while and I'm sure whatever problems he would find, you would also. Anyway, here's [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|the first]]. It's a reworking of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] page and it merges [[Prower]] and [[Armoraxe]] into it as well, so we have a page on the entire team instead of a few pages on some of them. The [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 2|second one]] is a rewrite of the [[Decepti-Clone]] article, which has a bad name anyway because Decepti-Clone is the name for evil robots in general, but the page is about S.A.V.s. In my revision, I merged the original page with [[Jerkop Punislav]] and [[Crackder]] so it's actually about Decepti-Clones in general rather than just one type. I would suggest the name of the actual title for this page be [[Decepti-Clones]] plural. Just sayin'. [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 3|Sandbox 3]] is just a rewrite of [[Sarah Hammer]], but I sandboxed it instead of just rewriting the article as normal because I also merged [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] into it, because she is literally a one panel character with no more importance at all. Anyway, I'm submitting all of these for approval, and I promise you that after this and the [[Sonichu (game)]] mergings are over, I'll stop merging so much shit and creating more work for you for a while. I'll take a break and work on those templates instead. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:21, 24 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Dude, I have bad news for you - I am the world's worst procrastinator. I put off EVERYTHING until the last minute, so if I don't reply to your message right away, that's probably because I'm on the Internet dicking around. I also work at night and sleep during the day most of the week, so on those days I maybe get to check the CWCki for 10, 15 minutes and that's mostly to see if anyone has been vandalizing. Anyways, your articles - your first one, on the Samurai Pizza Bots is pretty alright. My only complaint is the tone, it's rather informal. Now mind you, I don't mind that tone sometimes and I think some articles get away with it but I know that some people prefer a more formal tone and I believe their argument has merit. I have the next few days off, I'll see what I can do to critque your article and give you some ways to improve it. Your Decepti-Clones article seems better than the one we have, but I'll give it another look, it has a lot of details from the comic that I need to refresh to see the context (the later comics I mostly skimmed because Chris stopped giving a shit at that point). I really need to wait on seeing the Sarah Hammer article, that is yours versus the one we have as I don't want to get the two confused. Like I said, I can critque your articles for you. You don't have to work on those templates or the saga stuff if you don't want to, I usually say that when people ask "Why don't we have x?" I say "Because you haven't made it yet!" You're obviously a very dedicated wiki editor which I like and I expect great things from you, just keep up the good work and bear with me.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:42, 24 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
**I appreciate it Champ. I'm only on here a few days a week anyway, I figure while I am I may as well fix things up. No need to rush anything here, I can wait. There are plenty of other articles I could be working on that don't require the sandbox. Plus Freecell still needs to make his edits before this is moved to the main namespace. I'll take the formality thing into consideration and see if I can make the article a bit more serious when I do the spellchecking. And honestly, I do want to give the templates an overhaul. Some of them are laughably outdated compared to some of the articles using them. I think Dethchemist was actually working on some templates too, but I don't know if he still is or not. Either way, leave me a message on my talk page when you get around to reading the stuff, and I'll make the appropriate corrections. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:22, 24 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
**Made some updates. Tell me what you think. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:56, 25 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==k==<br />
Trying to do, but whenever I make an account it refuses the username/password combination and says I have no method of recovering it. I'll let it sit for a while and try again. Alternatively, I'll be in IRC if that's easier for you. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:16, 14 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Champthom my homie ==<br />
Wha's cracking y'all? I thought I'd drop by and remind you like always to look over my sandbox pages, already linked to above, because you said you would but then you did something else and forgot them. Not sayin' I blame y'all, but I'm here to remind you anyway, because you need reminding. They're merged pages for the transformers articles and one on Sarah Hammer fyi. Alright, that's it for now. I got things to do an' shit. Talk later, kay? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 01:29, 15 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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You know, if you don't have the time or don't want to do it, I could always add the new pages and create the redirects myself? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:53, 26 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ON IT!]]. Seriously, I'll give it a look tonight or tomorrow.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:08, 26 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
**Well, you said you would, so I can only assume you did. Was the page okay? Just give me a yes or no answer, and if it's a yes, I promise I'll do all the work and sort it out myself. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:49, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::*Here's what I say - just make the changes, if people don't like it they can change it back. RPOBLEM OSLVED.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:51, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::*KAY MAN. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:52, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==New members==<br />
I figured I'd let you know that a lot of people from /cwc/ have it in their head that the best course of action right now is to raid the CWCki in the name of the tomgirls. We're working on a similar plan right now but it needs to be taken one step at a time, not jumped into. So I'd keep an eye on any new members, just in case. It's possible they'll do something stupid. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 12:28, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Well main page templates have all been protected for the next week, that's usually what they target first. It's possible that new people are joining because there's new content, but I have considered the possibility of the attack, hence the protection. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:17, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Templates==<br />
<nowiki>Yo. I've just been using {{subst:welcome}} instead of {{welcome}}. I'll switch to {{welcome}} if you want.</nowiki> --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:19, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Page Format==<br />
I've done a couple page cleanups over the last few days, and I got to thinking about the common nit-picks I have. There's good info in the Help pages on how to format dates, when to pipe, etc., but there's no real place to go to see a model 'page layout.' I started a [[User:Dude/Guide_to_Style|formatting guide]] (improperly labeled 'style' guide, at the moment) as a subpage of my user page. Take a look, and feel free to use it as the nucleus for a new help page. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:25, 24 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Not bad, it's definitely something we could use. I would suggest looking up how Wikipedia does things, as that tends to be the standard for wikis (for instance, standard for pics are right aligned when possible). Pretty much I'd recommend fleshing it out with stuff from Wikipedia's article layout guide (remember, it's Creative Commons so you can pretty much copy paste it, ideally source it as well) and obviously adapt it to the CWCki's needs. <br />
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:To be honest, I came up with the "Sauces" thing since that's how most people who frequent this site talk - they'll say "sauce plz" HOWEVER if you and other people think it should be "References", I'm cool with that. <br />
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:Keep up the good work man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 25 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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::HA! I thought if anybody would hate the ''sauces'' it would be you, man ;-) It doesn't really matter to me, though I prefer Refs. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 18:51, 25 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Just got your message==<br />
I've been unwell for the past few days and still am. I'll leave IRC open if you're still wanting to talk, but I'm mostly going to be away from my computer so I may not be able to get back to you for a few hours. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 13:48, 27 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==I'm sorry to neg you..==<br />
But can you please edit [[Template:Da Update|Da Update]] to include Liquid closing his YouTube account? I don't have permission to edit that template and I think this item is newsworthy, plus it might lead to Chris proclaiming victory on YouTube or something like that after seeing that his old foe's YouTube account is gone. -- [[User:NegaCWC]]<br />
*I agree that it's newsworthy, though it's unlikely Chris gives enough of a fuck anymore. Liquid got what he wanted, Chris lost and moved on. It sounds like you're trying to use the CWCki to troll Chris though. There's a stigma against that, non? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 22:45, 27 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
**Yeah I know that the CWCki shouldn't be used as a trolling tool, I'm asking for it to be put on Da Update because I think it needs to be there regardless of Chris's possible reacion, even if we found out that Chris is dead by now I think it should be there. Sorry that I didn't sign my previous edit BTW. --[[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 00:25, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*I'm sorry but Da update is strictly for Chris related updates. Unless Chris manages to react to the account closing, it definitely has no place in da update. Besides, it leads to a slippery slope - one could argue then that we include any update any past troll of Chris does on their YouTube accounts and that would be silly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:00, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::*I don't really have an opinion either way, but I don't know if it would necessarily lead to stalking all Chris related youtube accounts. Liquid is a bit more important than other troll youtube accounts because that saga happened primarily via youtube. It might be a milestone we'd want to make note of. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 06:03, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::*But, was there an update when the Asperpedia was shut down? If so, then editing Da Update to include the closing of Liquid's account wouldn't be totally unprecedented. If not, then I agree, it's a slippery slope. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 06:50, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::::*Remember though people, da update is essentially about Chris. People check it out to see what Chris is up to. Da update really shouldn't be what other trolls are up to, as people who are curious about the trolls themselves usually manage to find out about them themselves. I have no problem with this information being incorporated into the [[Liquid Chris]] page if it hasn't already, as obviously it's relevant. However, it's not da update worthy because it's not about Chris. While it won't necessarily lead to stalking other trolls, it will set a precedent for it. People will say "Oh, [[Vivian]] has started a side project, let's include that in the update" or "[[Jack Thaddeus]] posted something on some Internet forum, let's include that in da update." I'm careful when it comes to establishing precedents, which is why including Liquid's account closing would set a bad one.<br />
::::::As I see it, people who want this in da update 1) want to troll Chris for it or 2) feel that we need to update da update because it's been too long. As many people will back me up on this, the CWCki isn't a way to troll Chris, that's to protect our asses if shit ever goes down. Even if we are to update it to troll Chris, I very, very, VERY much doubt he would care and I have sufficient knowledge of Chris to know this. Chris will probably have no clue who "Liquid Chris" is, and even if he realizes it's the "impostor" he'll just remind himself how he won the [[Singstar Challenge]] (at least, HE believes he did) and is therefore the TRUE and HONEST Christian Chandler, or at least the Christian Weston Chandler who was born Christopher. Second point, I don't think there's anything wrong with not updating da update. If nothing happens with Chris, so be it. Da update reflects what da update is and if there is no update, well, [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|tough cookies]]. Da update should not be cheapen by updating it for the sake of updating it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:21, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==WHAT?!==<br />
YOU MEAN YOU'VE [[Help:So, you've been banned...|BEEN ABLE TO BAN PEOPLE FOR GENERAL FAGGOTRY THIS WHOLE TIME]] AND YOU NEVER ONCE THOUGHT TO GET RID OF FAGGOTS LIKE ICONOCLAST?!<br />
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I've got to say Champ, I'm more than a little disapointed by this. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:52, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I don't ban people unless they've actually done something against the CWCki (i.e. vandalized it) or their presence is so disruptive to the CWCki that people are spending more resources trolling said person than editing the CWCki (like with 16BitAlex). "General faggotry" is more of an exception clause, because there's usually exceptions to the rules. I try to be fair and just with everyone when it comes to bannings, and I won't ban anyone who edits in good faith. <br />
:Just chillax man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:58, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::But still, you missed so many great opportunities with this! The people we could have gotten rid of! The unnecessary drama we could have avoided! Alex was totally acceptable to ban! Yet you didn't do that until he requested it himself! You need to start being harsher with your punishments. Keep that pimp hand strong. Or at least give me a promotion so I can be harsh for you. I promise I won't go crazy and ban all the furfags. Or Clyde. Unless you want me to. Which you should seriously consider by the way. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:09, 28 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==T&T Page==<br />
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Hey, the protection on the T&T page is up. Could you revert the edits to the 22nd and lock it again? Just in case, it's best to keep the article static until this is all over. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 19:17, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Yo==<br />
Hey, I saw you were on earlier and protected a page. If you're still online, jump on IRC real fast. Otherwise, I'll look for you another time. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:02, 29 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Chibbity Champthom==<br />
I sent you a PM on PVCC but you're here more so hit me up homedog. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 07:28, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==RE: Ivy's age==<br />
I'm a little confused about Ivy's date of birth. Is 1992 the year in which the actual culprit behind Ivy was born or is it Ivy's year of birth according to what Chris was told? If it's only the former than I'm not sure it should be listed as the date of birth in her article. After all if I remember correctly you're the one who said that articles on trollsonas should always describe the events as Chris perceives them rather than explain what really happened (who was really behind every trollsona and so on). - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 11:13, 3 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It's the birthday Ivy told me when I asked her when her birthday is. Take that as you will.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:02, 4 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Standardising Template:PublicSauce ==<br />
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Champthom, can you rename [[Template:PublicSauce]] to "Template:PublicSource"? Now that the [[Template:Cite]] template has been changed to display <sup>[''citation&nbsp;needed'']</sup> instead of <sup>[''sauce&nbsp;needed'']</sup>, shouldn't <sup>[''public&nbsp;sauce&nbsp;needed'']</sup> likewise be changed to read <sup>[''public&nbsp;source&nbsp;needed'']</sup>? <br />
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I'm going to go ahead and change the template to do just that, but I cannot rename the template. By renaming the template, it will further standardise naming conventions in the CWCki as well as be consistent with the template's output. Renaming shouldn't cause any problems regarding coding in other pages since no pages currently use this template. &ndash;&nbsp;[[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] ([[User_talk:BrianBash|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/BrianBash|cont]]) 16:30, 3 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
: I moved it, which should fix this. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:17, 3 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Sonichu Animated ==<br />
Have you tried protecting the variations of using a colon and semicolon and different possible capitalizations of all the different words? And don't forget abbreviations like Sonichu TAS and STAS. I would also like to remind you that it can just be shortened to Sonichu Animated or some variation thereof. You have a lot of work to do bro. Maybe you should put the Jerkops to work on this. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 6 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*When I said comma, I did mean colon. So far, I've protected "Sonichu: The Animated Series" and "Sonichu:The Animated Series" in addition to "Sonichu The Animated Series." It's not a huge ordeal, if it comes up again I'll delete it, I just find it annoying that people see that they can't create the page with the right spelling, so they think they're clever by taking out the colon or something like that. Sonichu TAS is the only page that keeps getting resurrected time and again. But yeah, I'm not going to make a huge deal out of it, if it comes up I'll deal with it then than try and figure out every permutation someone could make for the page. I mean, could you totally see me like, making a zillion protections and someone figuring out one I didn't cover? That'd be embarrassing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:32, 6 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
::The ''recent changes'' page hasn't been moving *that* quickly; while it's retarded that it keeps being added, I think the deletion turn-around has been quick enough. And honestly, I think it's just retards that need to lurk moar, as opposed to any real effort at being a douche. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:33, 6 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
::EDIT: OK, I just saw the last one, and that was pretty douchey. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:38, 6 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Thanks ==<br />
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Thanks =) As a side note, can you give [[User:WelcomeBot]] bot status - I am not a good enough admin to do it myself according to [[Special:UserRights]] =( --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:46, 21 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Oh yeah and I got a little bored and [[User:Anonymax/Style|drafted some style guidelines]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:30, 21 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Nag nag nag nag ==<br />
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Make me an admin so I can lord over these spergs with an iron fist. --[[User:Dinglebear|Dinglebear]] 12:40, 22 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Image naming ==<br />
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As of MediaWiki version 1.14 or something, you can now "rename" files by using the move feature on File: pages. Just a timesaving pro-tip for the future - though an improper name may not be the sole reason for having to delete a file, if it is - then you don't need to delete/reupload anymore. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:48, 27 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Well fuck me in the ass and call me your sister, you're right. I was expecting it to be named something like "Rename" but apparently not. Yeah, totally saves time, this is totally why I made you an admin.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 27 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Bit of help... ==<br />
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Can you delete my account? Thank you. [[Kurtwodka|Kurtwodka]] 22:53, 04 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Come back you durp ==<br />
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I had some BUSINESS to DISCUSS with you before you RUDELY left upon request. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 23:54, 4 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Also make me a Jerkop. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 00:04, 5 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
**No wait make me an admin. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 00:08, 5 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*No.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:20, 5 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Re: WelcomeBot ==<br />
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WelcomeBot is already clever in many ways. Firstly it only welcomes users who have made at least one edit since registering their account. This is for various reasons, but one is because bombarding a new user with a welcome message within 60 minutes of them making their account isn't terribly cool.<br />
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WelcomeBot already ignores users who are blocked - so vandals usually get detected and banned pretty quickly around here and by the time WelcomeBot does another sweep, it's more than likely any vandals will have been banned.<br />
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The {{tl|Welcome}} template already has a parameter for specifying a user other the one making the edit to the user's talk page - I've now edited WelcomeBot to place my name instead of his for the "contact me on my userpage" link. WelcomeBot still signs the message, but the bot's userpage explains who the bot is, who controls him and why.<br />
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A demo of this action can be seen on [[User talk:WBTest2]] - which originally had one edit to their own userpage and I forced WelcomeBot to re-run - and you can see the difference in talk page linking. I can add to the welcome template or WelcomeBot's signature something about why a bot is welcoming them - but the userpage should already explain this. I think I covered most of your questions... --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:01, 8 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Very good, thanks for answering them. Sounds like this is a good thing then, keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:50, 8 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==I was right about STAS==<br />
[[File:Totally called it.png|300px]]<br />
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--[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:20, 14 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Shine on, you crazy diamond.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:50, 14 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
:*I will! Thank you father! --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:13, 14 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== PVCC CONSPIRACY !11!!ONE! ==<br />
[[File:Champthom be trollin'.jpg]]<br />
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I never knew you were such a master troll Champ. I'm proud of you. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:19, 4 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Getting hold of me ==<br />
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I'm alive on IRC from now and for about 6 more hours - you can get my attention quickest by leaving me a message on my talk page on the CWCki - as I'll get an alert within 5 minutes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:32, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==The Forum==<br />
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I still seem to be able to post and edit my own posts, but I don't have admin privileges anymore. If I'm not anywhere in the list, I may just have to make another account. I think people just have to make a post to get added to the list of members, though, so I gave that a go just now. Also, I haven't yet worked out the details, but I can tell intuitively that this is some kind of secret PVCC plot. I'm on to you. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 06:00, 20 November 2011 (PST)<br />
*Figured it, out, you're back on though your post count resetted =/. BUT you have a custom title and you're back to admin so your e-peen is of equal or greater length now. Keep up the good work on the forum, God only knows I can only do so much.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:25, 20 November 2011 (PST)<br />
**Cool. I'll do my best to keep at it. I might have to take a break from everything for exams in 3 weeks, but if so I'll let you know. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 06:32, 20 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== SPOILER ==<br />
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'''SPOILER''': Freecell is signing comments. See also: [[Wikipedia:WP:CUSTOMSIG|that's the joke]] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:58, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
: "that's the joke"<br />
:: - Anonymax on being simultaneously oblivious and self-aware<br />
<small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 12:47, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
::I used the incorrect term. It should be "this is the joke" but then I'd look stupid. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:37, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
*Ah man, you got me. Well played sir, well played. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:48, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Moving pages ==<br />
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MediaWiki now allows you to delete a page on the fly when you try to move an article to a page that already exists. It gives you a warning but then the option to delete it automatically when you proceed with the move. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:40, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*Sweet, thanks for letting me know, that's a lifesaver.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:41, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*Odd though. I tried moving "Chris's Wikpedia page" to "Chris's Wikipedia profile" and it said that the talk page already existed and cannot be overridden. Is that only for regular pages then? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:44, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:It probably has issues if the main article doesn't exist before the talk page does. I'll test it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:49, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:OK so basically if the talk page for the destination article title already exists, it won't move the associated talk page. It doesn't want to overwrite the talk page messages - so you have to make a judgement of either deleting the talk page and re-creating afresh, or doing a manual merge of the talk pages (preferable). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:43, 5 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Freecell sent me ==<br />
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could you please unban my slimz account (you can leave fatz ban) on the forum. Freecell told me that i should talk to you.. Im not sure exactly what the ban was for specifically but i would be glad to rectify the situation. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:53, 19 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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: the 'over the top' persona is just that (welcome to the internet). However if you care that much about the opinions of a a bunch of people you have never met, and feel that your forum is in danger or somehow shamed by me, then im not sure what to tell you. but i think your atempt to censor the forum is trite and a bit 'over the top' in itself. I did not want to have to resort to getting around the ban thru an out of state system, thats why i asked nicely. I will continue to lurk until such time as you see fit to lift said ban. As far as sperging goes, where do you draw the line. Allowing the actions of others to dictate your response is no way to lead. In the real world thats called "prom queen"... think about it. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:47, 19 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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:*Even if I'm generous and assume that you thought that acting like a tough guy was a good idea (as opposed to just saying that for saving face), generally people who have a deep seated hatred for Chris are usually just as fucked up as Chris (see A-Log, PDK, etc.). I'm a nice guy, I don't like seeing people trolled. I stopped you from digging yourself deeper, you're damn glad that they didn't dox you and use life ruin tactics on you. /cwc/ is desperate for content, so they'll troll anyone they consider a "sperg" to get some kick out of it. You're asking for trouble when you make posts like you made. It encourages people to lurk the CWCki Forums just to find fresh meat to troll and it's only a matter of time people start actively trolling the forum. You're welcome to lurk,, I don't give a damn but no way am I unbanning you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 20 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== I merged another five pages together hope you don't mind. ==<br />
Go check recent changes for which ones. I'm not going through all those links. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 10:00, 20 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== A message from the Great Successor ==<br />
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Herro, I have work all this week so I won't be online PM my time until about now. Leave me a message on IRC using MemoServ (as my main desktop keeps bluescreening). Canine said he doesn't know how to summon you. I left you a memo with my interwebs email address. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:25, 29 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Pro-tip: '''/msg memoserv send Anonymax''' '''''MSGHERE''''' --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:26, 29 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:I got your message - good idea. I'll take a look sometime this week - after this stupid IT project for work is over. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:22, 1 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== *stress sigh* ==<br />
<s>Alright, this is a little embarrassing to admit, but I can't use either of those programs. IRC I never even heard of before I came to CWCki and it was never my thing. And AIM I tried to install and sign up for especially for this but it keeps fucking me around. Is there any kind of email address I can reach you through? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:48, 10 January 2012 (PST)</s><br />
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Scratch that, I got into IRC. Unfamiliar programs just intimidate me I guess. You're not in it Champ, but I'll be waiting there for you if you're asleep or at work or whatever it is you Americans do at this time of day. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:09, 13 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== okay then ==<br />
nice talking. Call me when you've reached a decision. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:23, 13 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== A little idea I have ==<br />
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One of us will go to chris's house, put a lolisa rosechu doll or sign in front of it, and film it to see how chris reacts.<br />
It is what I would like to call: The Lolisa Experiment --An Anonymous Guru 8 February 2012 21:32 GMT<br />
:If you want to do it, go on ahead. Also CWCki is not a forum. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 14:20, 8 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Possible Video of the now? ==<br />
Nevermind, realised you can do it yourself now...<br />
MellowColor<br />
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== I hear you bro ==<br />
Your words of support move me. It warms my heart to know that you recognise the problem we have and are completely behind us. It gives me that much more confidence that we can salvage this place. Please feel free to make me a Jerkop so I can ban problem makers myself though. In my line of work, dealing with faggots means threatening a lot of bans, and it would be nice to have a badge to wave in their face to help move the conversation along in those cases. Come on Champy. Help a brother out? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:59, 21 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== New FB Content==<br />
Is this not on Da Update for any reason in particular? Should someone mention Christians little Lemonade venture on there? --[[User:MellowColor|MellowColor]] 03:15, 23 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Good question! I think people are afraid of putting it up there because they don't want to scare away Chris but IMHO, that shouldn't be a factor to this sort of thing. I'd take it up on the talk page first (that is, the talk page for Da Update) before doing anything, so you don't piss off anyone.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:29, 23 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Forum ==<br />
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Hey, there. Fairly new to the CWCki and Chris-Chan in general, and I enjoy reading the articles and the forums. Admittedly, I was inactive for a while, as I only just read the posts. But recently, I actually did start posting and had every intention to continue to do so. But, today my account "mitchsonichu" was deactivated with the reason stating I was "inactive" despite showing recent activity. It said to contact an admin and you were the only online admin I saw, so, can you please help out? --[[User:Mitchsonichu|Mitchsonichu]] 05:21, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*I'm cracking down on lurkers, for various reasons. I reactivated your account, if it doesn't work let me know. But like I said, I'm starting to crack down on lurkers for various reasons so I'd implore you to contribute.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:09, 4 March 2012 (PST)<br />
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== The Sarah May Article ==<br />
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Hi Champ, people are giving me a lot of hell for this article I edited. As I see it the old article put Chris too much in the wrong for no reason considering he was being blackmailed and interrogated. If you agree with everybody else, I'll drop it and stop editing the article, for the moment being I need to stand my ground on this thing.</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sarah_May&diff=157924Sarah May2012-03-04T17:08:36Z<p>Cleftpalete: My edit completely improved this article. Stop coming back and bastardizing my edit further and further. And why? Why do you need to have this article looking like it did before. Is it that important?</p>
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<div>{{Quote|And you know the best part? The troll I met, we're in true love. The only thing you wanted. And we're happy because of your misery. Isn't that funny? |Sarah May}}<br />
[[File:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|300px|The picture Chris drew for Sarah, Rosechu with a [[Pickle]].]]<br />
'''Sarah May''' was a [[gal pal]] of Chris and co-founder of the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum. Sarah May came to Chris's defense in the [[IRC (20 January 2009)]] chat.<br />
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In [[Mumble 8]] (17 [[February 2009]]) Sarah May confronted Chris - he had offered [[Emily]] a threeway with him and [[Julie]], but Sarah May thought she had the offer first. Over the course of a long argument, Chris became increasingly frazzled, and called Sarah May "[[Julay|Julie]]" four times in quick succession. <br />
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And so a distraught Sarah May decided to commit suicide. Chris released [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|a video]] in which he seemed to show genuine remorse. Apparently, Sarah May did not go through with her suicide attempt.<br />
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After having several average conversations with her on Skype, on 4 [[March 2009]] the conversation took an increasingly dark turn. Sarah May's facade slowly wore off during the conversation, eventually revealing herself as a [[troll]]. The breaking point was when Chris told her to come to [[14 Branchland Court]], and she began interrogating him, culminating in her asking him to draw [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] in order for Chris to get his Yahoo! account back.<br />
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Sarah May did not appear on Chris's [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|"Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page]], either because he knew she was a troll or because he forgot about her.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Sarah May Skype Logs]]<br />
*[[Chris and death]]<br />
*[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freecell&diff=157887User talk:Freecell2012-03-03T19:24:46Z<p>Cleftpalete: Sorry, forgot to sign.</p>
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It's from there's something about mary, the fat retard who searches for his baseball in front of a high school. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 03:58, 29 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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Fuck you --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 04:36, 30 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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==wtf==<br />
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you need to calm the fuck down and find something else to do with your time. CWCki - serious business. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:32, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Hey buddy ==<br />
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You seem to really care a lot about banning people. Does this make you feel powerful? Does it give you a rush? Just wonderin'. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)<br />
: Just wonderin' but do you even LOOK at who he bans? It's usually for the best because it's normally someone who vandalized stuff or was being a totally jackass. Sorry if I'm butting into an issue I'm not suppose to be a part of, but this is just how I see it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:20, 8 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:This is not about who he bans, it's more the spergy satisfaction he seems to get out of it. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 06:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Now, I'm not criticizing your work or anything, I know you do shit that no one else wants to do, but let me put it this way: your overall style comes over as banhappy. It might be that because I've only read certain posts by you my opinion is somehow colored, or something, but I guess having a 300 word text on your userpage about exactly who you're going to ban isn't helping for one. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:55, 8 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:To me you're still the Hitler of CwCki admins. Go enjoy your thousand year reich. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:You and Megan should get together, so that you can spend more time on hanky panky and less time on BANNING PEOPLE! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Dudleystephen ==<br />
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This guy just joined and is advertising a workout product on his userpage. Just giving you a heads-up.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:21, 16 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Well, that's somewhat embarrassing. I guess I need to learn not to do this when I just wake up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:27, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Captions ==<br />
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Nice work on the captions, Abuelita finally got around to adding them. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:42, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Thanks. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:43, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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thanks dude--[[User:CorinaLives|CorinaLives]] 08:25, 23 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== the newly leaked Kacey call ==<br />
The call I posted a transcript of is real, but I appreciate your doubts, it means you're doing your job. This is mainly here because I wanted to make sure that I had down the format. Way back when, this phone call (before Kacey and CWC first met) and another (after Kacey and CWC) were leaked on /cwc/. This was a long time ago and I was just waiting for them to leak so I wrote up the transcripts. To tell the truth, they both seem to be long lost someplace on my main computer, but luckily they're still on another one I use frequently. Its been far too long and I was looking for someone to help leak them on the wiki, that person is you I guess, because I'm not sure the best way to integrate these 2 calls. Sometime tomorrow I'll get the calls up on line and the transcript to the second call, if you want, you can move them where they need to go. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 23:00, 28 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Just a quick question==<br />
I noticed something. When I'm logged in the userbox subcategories are there, but when I'm not logged in there not there. Is there a reason for this? Its not a ''big deal'', but I just want to make sure the subcategories are viewable to all users, and not just me.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:17, 3 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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==RE: Sign Posts==<br />
I had already figured out how to do so. Thanks<br />
--[[User:Miryag1|Diavna ----- diavna@gmail.com]] 14:07, 6 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== the beavis and butthead thing ==<br />
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Well I kinda understand that, but from what I've seen around the site, a lot of articles make, what can mostly just be called specualtion, about Chris' psyche, in regards to different situations and elements of his life. Just thought I was doing the same thing. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:58, 18 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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:*Well, maybe the CWCki should have like a template thing that says ''WARNING: This section contains heavy speculation that hasn't really been confirmed to be true'' or something like that. I mean, let's say Chris is really done. He finally crashed into slumber for the last time. Then what? I mean, if all the CWCki does is archive only the facts of what we know, then that's a goal that can be easily reached and then what? the CWCki stays unchanged until someone finally stops paying for the domain? Speculation on Chris and why he does the things he does is what drives the CWC community, so I doubt that eliminating speculation from the biggest CWC related site would be a good idea. Then again, I guess I could just write my own speculation things on pages under my own userpage. i dunno. just think about it. glad i could help. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 04:40, 19 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
::* The CWCki doesn't have a template like that because if we allowed unchecked speculation the servers wouldn't be able to handle the strain or something. Not to mention the article quality would drop. Putting speculation on your own userpage is a terrible idea and an excelent way to piss people off, by the way. That's how Offshore got started, people started sperging on their userpages and it gave the CWCki latency issues. There is a difference between sperging and offering acceptable speculation, look at what was left in the Beavis and Butthead article and use that as a good example. --MoarLurk<br />
:::*Not Trying to barge in, but I think the Speculation Warning would be a fantastic idea. --[[User:Ctahu|Ctahu]] 19:00, 19 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Get with me ==<br />
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My contact info is on my user page, it's nothing bad, just have an idea to bounce off you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:21, 22 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Hey ==<br />
Thanks for cleaning up the rewrites. Also the welcome message. I added in some references. Hope it's a bit better now. --[[User:Obligatory|Obligatory]] 10:41, 6 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Freecell old boy==<br />
I have an exciting proposition for you. I understand you're busy but get back to me when you get a chance.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:26, 11 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Hey (again) ==<br />
Obligatory here. (I'm retarded with passwords). I saw the awful state of the scattered articles about the clusterfuck of retconned characters in Sonichu 10 and tried to merge them into a single page. This is my attempt [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]]. Before I post anything I'd like you to look over it and make sure it's appropriate first, and feel free to edit it or put in tags if you feel references are needed anywhere. I'd like it to be in perfect condition before I put the page up. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:16, 13 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Sure do. The merged page is a combination of the [[Basement Rosechus]] page, [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I've only really removed stuff which was just a repeat of stuff already in the page, or else shit jokes and irreleveant information. I removed a section about fan works based on the Asper-Combo for instance, because that's all stupid bullshit, and a few random jabs at Chris made for no reason. I think the main meat of the articles are still there, but I might have missed some things. I added a lot of my own material as well, a lot of it being rewritten versions of things in the original articles. Check it all out and send me a message back if you think it's alright and after you've made any changes you feel are appropriate. Sorry I won't be on again for a while. I'm only on here two or three days a week, so you may have to wait a bit for me to respond again. Thanks again man. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 13:08, 13 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Hey, thanks for checking it over and everything. I just updated the image of Mitch and I added another image to put the quote that was in paranthesis (sorry if that's mispelt). Now everything's done I'm gonna ask Champ to have a look at it. Cya soon. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 17 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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How do I do that????????<br />
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==Thanks bro==<br />
For picking up the slack with the revisions, I thought I got all of them but I missed a few. Thanks man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:45, 26 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Its Armageddon, I forgot to sign my post... I use mediawiki so much I shouldn't though<br />
[[User:New user|New user]] 21:36, 27 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== About the PSN comment == <br />
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I dont have any proof, it may have happened a few days ago, but I was only informed of the PSN comment change today, chris had not signed in for 6 days before today, so I don't assume he could have made the change then. I have no proof, feel free to remove the post if you wish to do so, do you know where the video of the day went? Someone must have removed it or something.<br />
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Oh sorry, but yes, I have no proof on the exact date of the psn change, but he hadnt been on for 6 days before, so I assumed it was that day.<br />
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[[User:Ps2crazed|Ps2crazed]] 15:27, 7 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Freecell, I choose you! ==<br />
I rewrote the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] article [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]] as a merging of it and the articles on both [[Prower]] and [[Armoraxe]]. I thought I'd want to show it to you again to make sure it's all up to scratch before I bother Champ about submitting it. You think you can work your magic on this one too? Oh, and if you happen to notice that the images of Crackder, Punislav and the S.A.V.s are missing from the gallery of plagiarism, you don't need to add those back in. I intentionally took those out because I plan to make an equivalent article for the quote unquote "evil" transformers too. And yes, I do have no life. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 15:11, 21 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*And now the article for the evil robots is done too. That felt a lot faster than the first one. It's a merging of [[Decepti-Clone]], [[Crackder]] and [[Jerkop Punislav]] and is located [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 2|here]]. On the off chance you don't die of boredom, message me once you've made your corrections. Thanks in advance for this man. Very much appreciated. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 19:37, 21 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*'KAY MAN. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:49, 22 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Yo mang==<br />
Hit me up on AIM, I'll be on in the evenings the rest of the week.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:51, 14 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Youdonttellmewhattodo ==<br />
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This guy's been blanking pages. Ban his ass.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:10, 17 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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I would say that this could be Chris, but I don't think he has computer access. He can access the internet via the PS3, though.--[[User:Rena-kun|others &gt; ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ &lt; Rena-kun (me)]] 20:21, 17 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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*This has been happening alot recently. I'm still not a pro at wiki, so how does one undo a revision, other than copying and pasting EVERYTHING that used to be there? I'm on cwcki alot so I can help out if I see it happening [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 09:21, 18 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
** I had to fix some of the ones this guy vandalized. You just go to the revision history and click the (undo) at the end of this revision in the list. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 14:29, 18 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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*I think you have to be an admin to do that.--[[User:Rena-kun|others &gt; ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ &lt; Rena-kun (me)]] 13:12, 18 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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::CompyRex is right. A jerkop or greater also gets the rollback button, which is like the undo button but it reverts edits in a single click, rather than having to go through the edit page. Everyone has the undo button, though.[http://awesomescreenshot.com/0c4gujc89] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:33, 18 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Contact me ==<br />
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We need to speak. I'll be free tomorrow (26 July) from 7:30 a.m. - noon or after 8 p.m. EST. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:06, 25 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Screenshot works I hope... ==<br />
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I did it...I think. [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Screen_shot_2011-08-10_at_10.01.05_PM.png] The "title" is really long and weird, hope you can change it if necessary because I have no idea how.... Feel free to censor anything that needs to be censored. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:15, 10 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Not to be a nuisance, but... ==<br />
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How did you get music to play on your userpage?--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 15:00, 13 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Deletion ==<br />
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I believe this[[File:Klingon.jpg|thumb]] needs to be burnt at the stake. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 17:38, 22 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it because the image isn't "vandalism" per se. I'm sure Champ will oblige when he sees it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 17:43, 22 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::I cant figure out what its supposed to be a drawing of... Do you know? Also... I saw that this guy vandelized the main page... What did he do exactly? Sorry im just curious... --[[User:Cupcake299|Cupcake299]] 17:51, 22 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&curid=4207&diff=145221&oldid=143723 Nothing much.] Also, no idea. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 18:02, 22 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Thanks for the quick reply ==<br />
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I appreciate your fast reply, and welcoming to the cwc wiki! I might not be able to contribute a whole lot, as i'm typing from an ipod touch and it's a nightmare to correct typos or do much of anything, but i'll try to use any constructive ideas to help out.<br />
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[[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 18:43, 31 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Dude ==<br />
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If someone pulls shit like Hitlar did, you can reasonably ban them, albeit for a short period of time. Just don't abuse it, because frankly I don't feel like monitoring stupid shit like that.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 3 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Work is vanishing again. ==<br />
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I did a good few hours transcripting Kacey call 14 and for some reason It logged me out and when I pressed save it told me that only users, admins and chris (lol) could edit this page and it deleted all my work again (why the fuck does it do that anyway?) I tryed pressing back which brought me back to the edit screen which still had all my work deleted...<br />
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Is the anyway I can retrieve my work?<br />
Im guessing no, but just in case...<br />
-[[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 08:40, 4 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== hey man, I can you please bring my page back up? ==<br />
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Id like to be put under trolls. so people know I hate that fat bastard chris. I know i fucked up badly on it, can you correct it...im kinda busy working on ways to keep him off the web.<br />
edit: oh...thanks man!<br />
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== I haz a sad... ==<br />
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You deleted my comment. Sad face. :(<br />
- LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON<br />
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Thank you sir, I shall do that from now on.<br />
[[User:LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON|LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON]] 16:01, 15 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Mighty fine work, Lou ==<br />
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I saw what you did with the Sonic the Hedgehog page, Christ almighty, that was a mess before you fixed it. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 22 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I don't do as much as I used to, but when I come across articles like that one I just can't help myself. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:36, 22 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Yo ==<br />
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Hi, been following Chris since '08 but decided I wanted to help out. <br />
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Can you point me in the direction of anything that needs doing?<br />
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I'd do some editing but I'm kinda new to all this and don't want to shit up any pages.<br />
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== it's over 9000 ==<br />
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meow comeon thats not vandalism, it was a page siting references to the very popular meme "It's over 9000" i saw that it had occurred a few times and wanted that fact documented. <br />
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Kinda hoping that the theme would catch on and we future interactions moew chris would keep it in mind. until over 9000 was actually over 9000 meow. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Slimz|Slimz]] ([[User talk:Slimz|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Slimz|contribs]]) </span></small><br />
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== The forums ==<br />
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I think I might have deleted you on accident, I was fiddling around with making lists of users but I think I deleted you in the process. In any case, if you can't log back in, sign up again and I'll make you an admin again. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 20 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Signing your comments ==<br />
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Dude, you gotta sign your comments, it's four tildas (~) in a row, no idea what's going on with this "unsigned comment" bullshit. I expect more from jerkops man, you're totally killing me here.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:59, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== sorry ==<br />
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I was lerking and it looked legit --[[User:HeticBrangs|HeticBrangs]] 00:00, 30 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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what I said about Kendrick james kingrey being a troll is not bullshit though, i only stated he tried to say that he was as great as clyde cash but instead just a casual troll who wanted to cause damage to chris and become anonymous. Im currently finding more info on him<br />
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== Please acknowledge what you have said. ==<br />
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''"On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct. So that's why I did that."''<br />
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I think [[Fail|this article]] sums up what the CWCki thinks about people insulting, or drawing their own conclusions about Chris. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:24, 3 March 2012 (PST)</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freecell&diff=157886User talk:Freecell2012-03-03T19:09:05Z<p>Cleftpalete: /* Please acknowledge what you have said. */ new section</p>
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It's from there's something about mary, the fat retard who searches for his baseball in front of a high school. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 03:58, 29 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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Fuck you --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 04:36, 30 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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==wtf==<br />
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you need to calm the fuck down and find something else to do with your time. CWCki - serious business. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:32, 6 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Hey buddy ==<br />
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You seem to really care a lot about banning people. Does this make you feel powerful? Does it give you a rush? Just wonderin'. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)<br />
: Just wonderin' but do you even LOOK at who he bans? It's usually for the best because it's normally someone who vandalized stuff or was being a totally jackass. Sorry if I'm butting into an issue I'm not suppose to be a part of, but this is just how I see it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:20, 8 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:This is not about who he bans, it's more the spergy satisfaction he seems to get out of it. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 06:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Now, I'm not criticizing your work or anything, I know you do shit that no one else wants to do, but let me put it this way: your overall style comes over as banhappy. It might be that because I've only read certain posts by you my opinion is somehow colored, or something, but I guess having a 300 word text on your userpage about exactly who you're going to ban isn't helping for one. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:55, 8 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:To me you're still the Hitler of CwCki admins. Go enjoy your thousand year reich. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:You and Megan should get together, so that you can spend more time on hanky panky and less time on BANNING PEOPLE! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Dudleystephen ==<br />
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This guy just joined and is advertising a workout product on his userpage. Just giving you a heads-up.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:21, 16 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Well, that's somewhat embarrassing. I guess I need to learn not to do this when I just wake up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:27, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Captions ==<br />
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Nice work on the captions, Abuelita finally got around to adding them. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:42, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Thanks. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:43, 17 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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thanks dude--[[User:CorinaLives|CorinaLives]] 08:25, 23 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== the newly leaked Kacey call ==<br />
The call I posted a transcript of is real, but I appreciate your doubts, it means you're doing your job. This is mainly here because I wanted to make sure that I had down the format. Way back when, this phone call (before Kacey and CWC first met) and another (after Kacey and CWC) were leaked on /cwc/. This was a long time ago and I was just waiting for them to leak so I wrote up the transcripts. To tell the truth, they both seem to be long lost someplace on my main computer, but luckily they're still on another one I use frequently. Its been far too long and I was looking for someone to help leak them on the wiki, that person is you I guess, because I'm not sure the best way to integrate these 2 calls. Sometime tomorrow I'll get the calls up on line and the transcript to the second call, if you want, you can move them where they need to go. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 23:00, 28 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Just a quick question==<br />
I noticed something. When I'm logged in the userbox subcategories are there, but when I'm not logged in there not there. Is there a reason for this? Its not a ''big deal'', but I just want to make sure the subcategories are viewable to all users, and not just me.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:17, 3 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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==RE: Sign Posts==<br />
I had already figured out how to do so. Thanks<br />
--[[User:Miryag1|Diavna ----- diavna@gmail.com]] 14:07, 6 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== the beavis and butthead thing ==<br />
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Well I kinda understand that, but from what I've seen around the site, a lot of articles make, what can mostly just be called specualtion, about Chris' psyche, in regards to different situations and elements of his life. Just thought I was doing the same thing. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:58, 18 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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:*Well, maybe the CWCki should have like a template thing that says ''WARNING: This section contains heavy speculation that hasn't really been confirmed to be true'' or something like that. I mean, let's say Chris is really done. He finally crashed into slumber for the last time. Then what? I mean, if all the CWCki does is archive only the facts of what we know, then that's a goal that can be easily reached and then what? the CWCki stays unchanged until someone finally stops paying for the domain? Speculation on Chris and why he does the things he does is what drives the CWC community, so I doubt that eliminating speculation from the biggest CWC related site would be a good idea. Then again, I guess I could just write my own speculation things on pages under my own userpage. i dunno. just think about it. glad i could help. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 04:40, 19 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
::* The CWCki doesn't have a template like that because if we allowed unchecked speculation the servers wouldn't be able to handle the strain or something. Not to mention the article quality would drop. Putting speculation on your own userpage is a terrible idea and an excelent way to piss people off, by the way. That's how Offshore got started, people started sperging on their userpages and it gave the CWCki latency issues. There is a difference between sperging and offering acceptable speculation, look at what was left in the Beavis and Butthead article and use that as a good example. --MoarLurk<br />
:::*Not Trying to barge in, but I think the Speculation Warning would be a fantastic idea. --[[User:Ctahu|Ctahu]] 19:00, 19 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Get with me ==<br />
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My contact info is on my user page, it's nothing bad, just have an idea to bounce off you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:21, 22 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Hey ==<br />
Thanks for cleaning up the rewrites. Also the welcome message. I added in some references. Hope it's a bit better now. --[[User:Obligatory|Obligatory]] 10:41, 6 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Freecell old boy==<br />
I have an exciting proposition for you. I understand you're busy but get back to me when you get a chance.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:26, 11 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Hey (again) ==<br />
Obligatory here. (I'm retarded with passwords). I saw the awful state of the scattered articles about the clusterfuck of retconned characters in Sonichu 10 and tried to merge them into a single page. This is my attempt [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]]. Before I post anything I'd like you to look over it and make sure it's appropriate first, and feel free to edit it or put in tags if you feel references are needed anywhere. I'd like it to be in perfect condition before I put the page up. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:16, 13 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Sure do. The merged page is a combination of the [[Basement Rosechus]] page, [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I've only really removed stuff which was just a repeat of stuff already in the page, or else shit jokes and irreleveant information. I removed a section about fan works based on the Asper-Combo for instance, because that's all stupid bullshit, and a few random jabs at Chris made for no reason. I think the main meat of the articles are still there, but I might have missed some things. I added a lot of my own material as well, a lot of it being rewritten versions of things in the original articles. Check it all out and send me a message back if you think it's alright and after you've made any changes you feel are appropriate. Sorry I won't be on again for a while. I'm only on here two or three days a week, so you may have to wait a bit for me to respond again. Thanks again man. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 13:08, 13 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Hey, thanks for checking it over and everything. I just updated the image of Mitch and I added another image to put the quote that was in paranthesis (sorry if that's mispelt). Now everything's done I'm gonna ask Champ to have a look at it. Cya soon. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 17 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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How do I do that????????<br />
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==Thanks bro==<br />
For picking up the slack with the revisions, I thought I got all of them but I missed a few. Thanks man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:45, 26 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Its Armageddon, I forgot to sign my post... I use mediawiki so much I shouldn't though<br />
[[User:New user|New user]] 21:36, 27 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== About the PSN comment == <br />
(ps2crazed) <br />
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I dont have any proof, it may have happened a few days ago, but I was only informed of the PSN comment change today, chris had not signed in for 6 days before today, so I don't assume he could have made the change then. I have no proof, feel free to remove the post if you wish to do so, do you know where the video of the day went? Someone must have removed it or something.<br />
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Oh sorry, but yes, I have no proof on the exact date of the psn change, but he hadnt been on for 6 days before, so I assumed it was that day.<br />
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[[User:Ps2crazed|Ps2crazed]] 15:27, 7 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Freecell, I choose you! ==<br />
I rewrote the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] article [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]] as a merging of it and the articles on both [[Prower]] and [[Armoraxe]]. I thought I'd want to show it to you again to make sure it's all up to scratch before I bother Champ about submitting it. You think you can work your magic on this one too? Oh, and if you happen to notice that the images of Crackder, Punislav and the S.A.V.s are missing from the gallery of plagiarism, you don't need to add those back in. I intentionally took those out because I plan to make an equivalent article for the quote unquote "evil" transformers too. And yes, I do have no life. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 15:11, 21 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*And now the article for the evil robots is done too. That felt a lot faster than the first one. It's a merging of [[Decepti-Clone]], [[Crackder]] and [[Jerkop Punislav]] and is located [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 2|here]]. On the off chance you don't die of boredom, message me once you've made your corrections. Thanks in advance for this man. Very much appreciated. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 19:37, 21 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*'KAY MAN. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:49, 22 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Yo mang==<br />
Hit me up on AIM, I'll be on in the evenings the rest of the week.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:51, 14 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Youdonttellmewhattodo ==<br />
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This guy's been blanking pages. Ban his ass.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:10, 17 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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I would say that this could be Chris, but I don't think he has computer access. He can access the internet via the PS3, though.--[[User:Rena-kun|others &gt; ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ &lt; Rena-kun (me)]] 20:21, 17 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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*This has been happening alot recently. I'm still not a pro at wiki, so how does one undo a revision, other than copying and pasting EVERYTHING that used to be there? I'm on cwcki alot so I can help out if I see it happening [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 09:21, 18 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
** I had to fix some of the ones this guy vandalized. You just go to the revision history and click the (undo) at the end of this revision in the list. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 14:29, 18 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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*I think you have to be an admin to do that.--[[User:Rena-kun|others &gt; ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ &lt; Rena-kun (me)]] 13:12, 18 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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::CompyRex is right. A jerkop or greater also gets the rollback button, which is like the undo button but it reverts edits in a single click, rather than having to go through the edit page. Everyone has the undo button, though.[http://awesomescreenshot.com/0c4gujc89] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:33, 18 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Contact me ==<br />
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We need to speak. I'll be free tomorrow (26 July) from 7:30 a.m. - noon or after 8 p.m. EST. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:06, 25 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Screenshot works I hope... ==<br />
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I did it...I think. [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Screen_shot_2011-08-10_at_10.01.05_PM.png] The "title" is really long and weird, hope you can change it if necessary because I have no idea how.... Feel free to censor anything that needs to be censored. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:15, 10 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Not to be a nuisance, but... ==<br />
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How did you get music to play on your userpage?--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 15:00, 13 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Deletion ==<br />
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I believe this[[File:Klingon.jpg|thumb]] needs to be burnt at the stake. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 17:38, 22 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it because the image isn't "vandalism" per se. I'm sure Champ will oblige when he sees it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 17:43, 22 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::I cant figure out what its supposed to be a drawing of... Do you know? Also... I saw that this guy vandelized the main page... What did he do exactly? Sorry im just curious... --[[User:Cupcake299|Cupcake299]] 17:51, 22 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&curid=4207&diff=145221&oldid=143723 Nothing much.] Also, no idea. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 18:02, 22 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Thanks for the quick reply ==<br />
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I appreciate your fast reply, and welcoming to the cwc wiki! I might not be able to contribute a whole lot, as i'm typing from an ipod touch and it's a nightmare to correct typos or do much of anything, but i'll try to use any constructive ideas to help out.<br />
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[[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 18:43, 31 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Dude ==<br />
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If someone pulls shit like Hitlar did, you can reasonably ban them, albeit for a short period of time. Just don't abuse it, because frankly I don't feel like monitoring stupid shit like that.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 3 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Work is vanishing again. ==<br />
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I did a good few hours transcripting Kacey call 14 and for some reason It logged me out and when I pressed save it told me that only users, admins and chris (lol) could edit this page and it deleted all my work again (why the fuck does it do that anyway?) I tryed pressing back which brought me back to the edit screen which still had all my work deleted...<br />
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Is the anyway I can retrieve my work?<br />
Im guessing no, but just in case...<br />
-[[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 08:40, 4 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== hey man, I can you please bring my page back up? ==<br />
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Id like to be put under trolls. so people know I hate that fat bastard chris. I know i fucked up badly on it, can you correct it...im kinda busy working on ways to keep him off the web.<br />
edit: oh...thanks man!<br />
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== I haz a sad... ==<br />
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You deleted my comment. Sad face. :(<br />
- LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON<br />
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Thank you sir, I shall do that from now on.<br />
[[User:LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON|LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON]] 16:01, 15 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Mighty fine work, Lou ==<br />
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I saw what you did with the Sonic the Hedgehog page, Christ almighty, that was a mess before you fixed it. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 22 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I don't do as much as I used to, but when I come across articles like that one I just can't help myself. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:36, 22 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Yo ==<br />
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Hi, been following Chris since '08 but decided I wanted to help out. <br />
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Can you point me in the direction of anything that needs doing?<br />
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I'd do some editing but I'm kinda new to all this and don't want to shit up any pages.<br />
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[[User:Ulterior]] 04:10 28 Oct 2011<br />
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== it's over 9000 ==<br />
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meow comeon thats not vandalism, it was a page siting references to the very popular meme "It's over 9000" i saw that it had occurred a few times and wanted that fact documented. <br />
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Kinda hoping that the theme would catch on and we future interactions moew chris would keep it in mind. until over 9000 was actually over 9000 meow. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Slimz|Slimz]] ([[User talk:Slimz|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Slimz|contribs]]) </span></small><br />
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== The forums ==<br />
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I think I might have deleted you on accident, I was fiddling around with making lists of users but I think I deleted you in the process. In any case, if you can't log back in, sign up again and I'll make you an admin again. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 20 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Signing your comments ==<br />
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Dude, you gotta sign your comments, it's four tildas (~) in a row, no idea what's going on with this "unsigned comment" bullshit. I expect more from jerkops man, you're totally killing me here.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:59, 29 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== sorry ==<br />
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I was lerking and it looked legit --[[User:HeticBrangs|HeticBrangs]] 00:00, 30 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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what I said about Kendrick james kingrey being a troll is not bullshit though, i only stated he tried to say that he was as great as clyde cash but instead just a casual troll who wanted to cause damage to chris and become anonymous. Im currently finding more info on him<br />
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== Please acknowledge what you have said. ==<br />
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''"On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct. So that's why I did that."''<br />
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I think [[Fail|this article]] sums up what the CWCki thinks about people insulting, or drawing their own conclusions about Chris.</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=White_knight&diff=157885White knight2012-03-03T19:02:29Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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[[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Artist's conception. Bad artist, but still.]]<br />
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{{quote|Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?|Chris, [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|CWC Music Video ~ "Holding Out For a Hero"]]}}<br />
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'''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on the Internet to help or defend someone else on the Internet against other people on the Internet out of pity or compassion. White knighting of Chris is especially prevalent because of the unprecedented amount of abuse he has taken, which in turn is caused by Chris's total inability to heed the white knights in his life.<br />
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'''Counter-trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his legion of [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls, who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme. Counter-trolls are not to be confused with [[anti-troll]]s, who fight trolls in order to get closer to Chris and troll him themselves.<br />
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A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being such an epic lulzcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance or even beyond help. The consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article, /cwc/, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]], and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] is that Chris's [[racism]], [[Chris and Sex|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] make him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him in good faith. White knights and counter-trolls are considered to be wasting everyone's time and trolls have little patience for them.<br />
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==Motives==<br />
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===Pity===<br />
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes|nude photos]] and the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many people, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.<br />
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===Empathy===<br />
The Internet is full of autistic people, man-children, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris-chan. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his all-consuming need for female companionship or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience. <br />
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BAAAAAAAW! ''[[Kick the Autistic]]'' is a cruel game. Quit it!<br />
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===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===<br />
There is ongoing debate about whether Chris is actually [[autism|autistic]]. Regardless, there is clear evidence that he suffers from serious mental deficiencies of some kind.<br />
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Chris [[fail]]s to identify people, a possible sign of [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|Prosopagnosia]]. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. Pictures of different women were used to depict [[Blanca]], and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of [[Wikipedia:Megan Fox|Megan Fox]] were of [[Wikipedia:Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens]].<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|Vanessa AIM Chat IX]]</ref> In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]</ref> Since he probably hasn't "updated" his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being fat.<br />
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Chris cannot "read between the lines" or otherwise interpret subtlety. He interprets ''[[Family Guy]]'' as being against homosexuality.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]</ref> When two male acquaintances exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.<ref>Anecdote by [[Mimms]].</ref><br />
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Furthermore, Chris's upbringing was anything but ideal. All of these factors and probably many more have helped give us the man-child we know today.<br />
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===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===<br />
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, [[BlueSpike]]'s sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. And, of course, who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?<br />
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===For the sake of Barbara's sanity===<br />
At this point in time it is safe to say that Chris's remaining parent has been just as fatigued as Chris by the actions of trolls. Some argue that [[Snorlax]] should not have to suffer for his wrongdoings, and therefore think that Chris should be left alone just so she can enjoy the last few years of her life in peace.<br />
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==Reasons against white knighting==<br />
===Chris lacks empathy himself===<br />
:''See also: [[Chris and death]] and [[Chris and his Ego]].''<br />
Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no "theory of mind": if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he magically dreams up [[Dating education|his own solution]].<br />
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:<font color="#009900">'''RocketFox:''' My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;</font><br />
:<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK Alcohol yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.</font><ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref><br />
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Chris's interpretation of the death of RocketFox's dad as an accident shows that he didn't even bother to look up what cirrhosis is. Immediately afterward, he started talking about a sexy dance.<br />
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Chris's reactions to suicide are very telling. After [[Ryan Cash]] died because of Chris, Chris marveled at how much power he had right after he tried to publicly console [[Clyde Cash]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]</ref> When [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because of Chris, his reasons for her to stay alive were "I'd feel terrible" and "I'd just cry."<ref>[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]</ref> When Chris broke up with [[Ivy]], he somehow concocted, in his head, an assumption that she had committed suicide. Even after having lost so many dear friends to suicide, he still had no problems telling Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] to [[death threats|kill themselves]]. Many people who have had to deal with suicidal people or have lost relatives and friends due to suicides themselves might not exactly find this amusing.<br />
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In the [[Common_Questions#22_February_2010|22 February 2010]] edition of the [[CWCipedia]]'s "Common Questions", Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him. The deaths of "two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with," [[PandaHalo]] and [[Sarah Jackson]], ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from a game store, finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.<br />
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On [[Twin Falling Towers|1 November 2009]], Chris made a video involving Clyde being as "weak as the Twin Towers" and used his mouse cursor as a plane flying into them.<ref>[[Twin Falling Towers]]</ref><br />
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When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian [[fan]], told him that her country's religious authorities sentenced her to death by beheading for reading ''Sonichu'', Chris said that he was sorry and that the situation was "pitiful".<ref>[[Mailbag 8|Mailbag #8]]</ref><br />
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While some of this can be attributed to Chris's [[autism]], a condition that often results in a lack of empathy, most autistics can at least learn how to express empathy through a combination of carefully reading the emotions of others and thinking about how a situation affects other people. Chris refuses to seek serious counseling or psychiatric help for this sort of thing - but that's another point.<br />
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===Autism does not excuse a terrible person===<br />
Chris knows he has trouble understanding non-verbal social cues due to his autism,<ref>[[Quizzes#Autism Quiz]]</ref> and yet he still jumps the gun on interpreting other people's intentions all the time.<br />
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Autism, in and of itself, does not create a failure as massive as Chris Chandler. A majority of autistics manage to get psychiatric help for their problem and/or are able to develop social and emotional skills so they can cope with their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives. Yet while Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he refuses to do anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church, who is not a professional trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders.<ref>[[Vivian's AIM chat]]</ref> <br />
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Chris is fully capable of understanding the consequences of his actions. He has a sense of morality (even if he often ignores it in favor of his own selfish interests). He would be (and has been) held accountable for his own actions in a court of law (and rightfully so). The fact he is a racist, a homophobe, and a chauvinist have nothing to do with his autism.<br />
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===Chris is beyond pity===<br />
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[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's mood is all over the place, even between videos posted shortly after each other. "[[Happy Sonichu Day|Thank you for your support]]"... "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Goddamn womanizing raping trollin' stupid pickle-suited n&mdash;!]]"]]<br />
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Chris is capable of doing some very bad things when provoked, which is a quite understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, "provocation" in this case doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling. Merely disagreeing with Chris or asking him why he does what he does can provoke an attack, up to and including threats of violence and death. When Chris is annoyed, frustrated, or overcome by desire or lust, he's capable of doing ''nasty'' things. Moreover, when Chris loses it, he doesn't think of the consequences of his actions at all, and his expressions of outrage are completely out of proportion to the provocation — often more outrageous in themselves than whatever the trolls did.<br />
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Chris [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|insulted little kids]] during card games and scared some of them away from visiting [[The GAMe PLACe]]. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], who frequented The GAMe PLACe and knew Chris in real life years before he was discovered by the Internet, couldn't list any redeeming qualities he possessed.<br />
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Chris sexually harassed a [[Megan|woman]] in real life. Megan made it explicitly clear to him that his physical contact and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill man-child and become his [[Sweethearts|Sweetheart From The Ground-Up]].<br />
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After Megan yelled at Chris for uploading [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingerbanging her]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], he did not apologize,<ref name="Megan Saga">[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]</ref> but rather explained to her (in a terribly [[naïve]] way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed, or in the hope that she would rationalize what he did on this basis. He then had the nerve to say to her, "I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be."<ref name="Megan Saga"/> Why? Not because of the picture, but because the trolls were being mean to him. Yes, ''him''. Based on [[List of Chris's ED edits|his ED edits]], he was more concerned with people thinking he was fingering his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] than he was with defending Megan's honor.<br />
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After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new [[sweetheart]] right away, ''even if she died''. No matter the setback, his ego keeps getting bigger.<br />
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In mid-July 2009, he addressed a person named [[The July 10th Messages|"SonichuIzCool"]] on YouTube. SonichuIzCool was (''is'') probably the only genuine fan of ''Sonichu'' discovered to date, someone who tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally retarded. In his YouTube message, Chris called her "naïve and [[slow in the mind]]." He told her she had to "come out where [he] can meet [her]." Another side of this incident is that his YouTube account had been recently hacked, and he had managed to recover it this time, thus avoiding all of the nasty evil damage the trolls ''might'' have caused. After he posted this video, though, he got his account suspended due to ''his own actions''.<br />
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In early November 2009, in his attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash, Chris went so far as to mock the terrorist attacks of the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]] on 9/11. When feeling angry at Clyde Cash, he not only thought it would be a good idea to blackmail him, but used the ''destruction of two skyscrapers full of people after being hit by airliners full of jet fuel and human beings'' as a metaphor for how weak he thought Clyde was. When people got angry, he tried to fix things by turning the WTC towers into cake candles. To the best of anyone's knowledge, Chris was never coaxed or encouraged by an outside source to use the WTC images. He came up with this reprehensible idea all on his own.<br />
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[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg|thumb|right|Happily forever after.]]<br />
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In January 2010, a fan named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should [[Mailbag 31#If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them|watch porn with his family]] and [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores|buy a prostitute for his son]], Mike Junior, or not. Chris, being such an [[Dating Education|expert]], encouraged him to do so. In the end Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike asked Chris to make a [[YouTube]] video asking his son to come back home. Unfortunately, Chris is under a lot of [[stress]], and could not make the video. Mike Jr. is now married to the prostitute in Las Vegas, and his father died from a sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a damn about the obituary linked by Mike's wife, and responded to his son's grief and anger with three words: [[Chris and remorse|"I am sorry."]]<br />
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===Chris cares only for himself===<br />
Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|video games]] he'll never play. He has the basic skills necessary to hold down a job, so long as it didn't require him to do much interacting with other people, and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]]. <br />
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Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing absolutely nothing than to seek out the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the (quite possibly untrue) assertion that Chris can earn more on disability than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of an easily manageable illness which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about Chris getting in trouble with the law [[Chris and the Law|again]] when he has another breakdown in public.<br />
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===Chris is not a good net citizen===<br />
{{quote|I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!|Chris, on reader participation via [[Twitter]].}}<br />
Chris is more concerned with spreading his own version of [[Honest Content|honest truth]] than being a good net citizen. He has adopted the mentality that most spammers have adopted: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message gets through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in those communities, which might still be tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would not at least make deliberate efforts to hinder the community. On [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flipnote Hatena]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway — yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being clearly used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his "fans". He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to Wikipedia to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block<!--see talk page--> him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet. The thought of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the possibility that people who block him might be trying to send him a message never cross his mind.<br />
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Chris's behavior on [[CWCipedia]] provides many more examples of his selfish attitude, such as the banner ad crisis in late 2009. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He can't or won't understand simple principles like "webhost's house, webhost's rules," or "beggars can't be choosers," but instead believes that since the site has his name on it, it should be run according to his every demand.<br />
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===Chris will reject your advice===<br />
[[Image:0231-MrsSanfordsWiseWords.jpg|thumb|right|What are you going to tell Chris that his [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|favorite teacher]] didn't tell him 15 years ago?]]<br />
Someone [[White knight emails|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculous: he denies being overweight.<br />
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Read [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's AIM chat]]. Vivian actually used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that [[PandaHalo]] was a troll. Chris fell for PandaHalo anyway. She then tried to talk some damn sense on him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so goddamn stubborn, she actually tossed the towel and became a troll out of spite. In Vivitheg's words: "i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try." Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to his biggest white knight ever.<br />
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===Chris will reject your disclosure of the truth===<br />
* [[Hanna]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.<br />
* [[Lori Lopez]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.<br />
* [[Blanca]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br />
* [[PandaHalo]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite [[Vivitheg]]'s warnings.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails]]</ref><br />
* [[Robert Simmons V]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br />
* [[JK Productions]] was a troll pretending to be an entire videogame development company, and Chris fell for it.<br />
* [[Sarah May]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br />
* [[Sarah Jackson]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br />
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br />
* [[Julie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br />
* [[Ivy]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite warnings from the counter-troll that must not be named.<br />
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br />
* [[Emily]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.<br />
* [[Kacey]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. She also married [[CChanSonichuCWC|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]].<br />
* [[Father Call|Matthew, Kacey's father]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br />
* [[Jackie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br />
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See a pattern here? Do you really think he will believe any evidence you send him proving that every fan he has, and pretty much every person he has been in contact with over the past year, is a troll?<br />
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===Chris's normal life is often weirder than the trolling===<br />
Chris won't take your advice, so he will fall for trolling. Trolls do weird things and Chris believes almost everything. But even if Chris had no white knights or trolls, his life would still be weird.<br />
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Chris's own accomplishments, without any external suggestion or assistance, are sometimes even more jaw-dropping than what the trolls think up. His [[Chris and the Law#Law troubles|previous brushes]] with [[Jerkops|authority figures]] and his [[Attraction Sign|bizarre]] [[Fridays After Five|behavior]] during his outside leisure time are good examples.<br />
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===Chris asks for it, and always recovers===<br />
Hellbent on spreading his version of the truth because he's TRUE and HONEST, Chris cannot realize that his edit warring on Encyclopedia Dramatica was practically a squeal begging for more trolling.<br />
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[[wiktionary:TMI|TMI]] is a tactic Chris uses that usually leads to him abusing himself. Since Chris insists on revealing the most minute details of his life to everyone he meets, the trolls always get more information to fuel further acts of trolling. White knights cannot stop our hero from being Honest.<br />
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Chris doesn't get embarrassed either. Oh, his nudes and lewd acts are all over the internet? No big deal! [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|All adults do that kind of thing]], so what's the problem?<br />
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Chris managed to fully recover from the depressing [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] mentioned above (and quite quickly, too) and proceeded to fail even harder for months. Likewise, despite professing great emotional distress, he bounced back from [[CWC is Sad|the loss of Kacey]] in [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a matter of hours]]. So what's the problem?<br />
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[[Image:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|right|180px|True, true.]]<br />
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===Chris made himself an outcast===<br />
High school and college are the places and moments where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's [[autistic]]. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He ''refused, by choice,'' to associate with anyone who wasn't female, young, rich, white, and within the Charlottesville area. <br />
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When [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, and was rightly kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag with a personal vendetta against him. He was given ''several'' chances to learn that his [[Attraction sign|loitering and soliciting]] were not appropriate behavior in a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are [[Jerkops]], that [[Virginia is for Virgins]], and that his [[Love Quest]] was a matter of him against the world, with the world in the role of the villain. After he was kicked out of The GAMe PLACe (where he was again given more leeway than most people ever would have gotten, out of a sense of misguided pity), he was barred from the last place in Ruckersville that was still open to him, and left with only one place: his home.<br />
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Now, it's too late for Chris. He was given a friendly hand, but he angrily bit it, and that hand will never reach out to him again. He doesn't even belong in his own home anymore. He spends most of his time in exile in his fantasy land of [[CWCville]], the one and only place still open to him, and that place ''doesn't even exist''.<br />
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===[[Stress]]===<br />
In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to get up-to-date and to thwart the troll output. They'd probably have to lie and pretend to be a girl or video game designer to even capture his attention. This combined with Chris's usual responses is enough to make any sane non-professional psychologist [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|crash into slumber]].<br />
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===Chris will not even read your message===<br />
The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his private address will be deleted, probably unread, and any e-mails sent to the [[Mailbag]], if they even get published, will be [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].<br />
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===The trolling will not cease===<br />
Even if white knights get to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.<br />
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In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by friends who grew sick of his bullshit (e.g. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]), and by [[Anna McLerran|girls]] [[Hannah|annoyed]] by his "attraction methods" and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant man-children flouting its rules.<br />
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If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unwittingly seek out new trolls to take their place, and we know newfags are more than willing.<br />
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If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after his parents die, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his [[monthly tugboat]] and perhaps his home. If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the Internet. If the custodian bans Chris from the Internet, that's Chris trolling himself.<br />
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If Chris gets institutionalized, he will attract real life trolls at the mental hospital. If Chris does not go into an institution and instead ends up in prison due to circumstances that cannot be foreseen, he will be trolled there as well.<br />
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If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[Jerks|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards legitimate assertions of authority as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that CWC observers rate among the most impressive to date, and he did it without even knowing that Chris existed at the time. Bleak as it is, unless Chris embarks on a program of radical self-improvement and/or learns some humility, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a [[Kick the Autistic|thoroughly-kicked autistic]].<br />
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===The trolling helps Chris and, indeed, others===<br />
If Chris were just some random nobody on the Internet, he'd be doing nothing but playing video games and occasionally drawing unsellable comics until his parents died. Then he'd be institutionalized. He'd remain without social skills, a virgin all his life, with no job, success or future.<br />
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Instead, Chris's antics have become a cultural phenomenon that — without exaggeration — is something extraordinary, unique, and which likely won't be replicated in any shape or form for years to come. Chris has secured his place among such luminaries as the Time Cube Guy and John Titor, and unlike the Time Cube Guy, you can actually comprehend what Chris is saying most of the time. Chris interacting with the world through his websites and YouTube has drawn in a crowd of people who are participating in an unprecedented, continual piece of performance art of a kind that would have been unheard of only a few years ago. He brings entertainment to thousands of people all over the world, an accomplishment that most could never dream of achieving — the kind of thing that would give Dane Cook a stiffy just to consider. His Internet fame is actually a sort of success in its own right, and may bring him further success. There are thousands of people out there that are so fascinated by him that they study his life on a daily basis.<br />
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One could argue that if Chris eventually "retired" from this comedy act by actually coming to terms with his problems, seeking professional help, and completely reforming (and selling media rights to his life's story to the highest bidder, like all sensible people would do), he could live the rest of his life secure and probably moderately wealthy. The troll audience would give him a standing ovation for entertaining them for as long as he did, and move on to the next piece of tragicomedy brought to us by the emerging Web technologies. We have seen far more messed-up celebrity stories already; Chris's tale is at least quite different from the norm and engaging.<br />
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What's more, the trolls provide him with an actual social outlet to learn and grow in life. Instead of being an unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom-dweller that nobody has ever heard of, he's an Internet-famous unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom dweller and this by itself increases his chances of getting friends and a girl. He may even end up employed, too, probably appearing in an advertisement or sponging off royalties from any biographical medium, whether it be a book, movie, or TV series. He could become the next William Hung if he put half an ounce of effort into it.<br />
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Also, Chris's constant failure at life has inspired [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|hundreds]] to self-improvement. Really, he's accomplishing a pretty good thing here.<br />
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===Chris treats "fans" and white knights like crap===<br />
If you try to white knight him, his response is merely to block you on YouTube, AIM or any other messenger service and never respond. He accuses practically all white knights of being trolls. Quite ironic, isn't it? He screams "I'M STRAIGHT!" when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current "girlfriend" is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to "break up the relationship for the lulz." He'll be rude, won't listen and won't read between the lines. He will always bite the hand that feeds him, so you should just let him wallow in his own self loathing.<br />
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{{quote|Whatever.|Send Chris a 400-word, well-reasoned email &mdash; get a [[Mailbag 29#Whatever|1-word reply]] back.}}<br />
{{quote|You can go f*** yourself.|[[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|A not-so reasonable reply]] to reasonable criticism.}}<br />
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Chris doesn't treat his (perceived) fans much better. Even aside from the SonichuIzCool incident mentioned above, Chris has severe problems answering questions from his fans (or trolls who pretend to be positive fans), and will often react in a hostile manner to everything he sees as negative or offensive. His [[Mailbag]] is the most obvious example. He hates being corrected, and tenaciously clings to his misinformed beliefs; his insistence that Asperger's Syndrome and autism are unrelated is a good example of this. When or if he's having a good day and manages to answer questions from fans at all, he often gives them very brief, one or two word answers that do not elaborate on anything, or outright ignore parts of the question. Not only is he terse, he's also slow to act; for example, it [[Brutal Legend Plus|took him three days to realize]] that a [[Brutal Legend|video he uploaded]] was seriously broken. He also promised that [[Sonichu Fan Promo|a spectacular fan creation]] would be officially featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic &mdash; and it ultimately was, ''over a year later''.<br />
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Most webcomics have a specific schedule that they have decided to follow. Many webcomics fail to live up to them &ndash; some less, some more; some for good reasons, some have no excuse whatsoever. Chris didn't have a set schedule for the comic for the longest time, but then agreed to update the comic on a daily basis, a schedule which even the most well-funded webcomic artists would consider particularly demanding. In February and March 2010, there have been few updates to the comic. When the inevitable complaints about schedule slip started to come, Chris snapped at his fans by saying that inspiration takes its time, forgetting that it was ''he'' who decided daily updates were the way to go. As the "Great Director Chandler", he could have the power to decide what schedule to follow, but instead, he chose to attack his fans.<br />
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==Examples==<br />
:''Read: [[White knight emails]]''<br />
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===White Knights on YouTube===<br />
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Among the most notable of Chris's white knights was a [[YouTube]] counter-troll who claimed to be a 21 year-old Russian model named Svenka. Via her YouTube account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/hottiee96 hottiee96], she released an inordinate number of screencaps from troll conversations on [[Sonichu IRC]], including private conversations between Chris and [[PandaHalo]]. Also, she released an image of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] who would later steal Chris's first date, [[Emily]]. Were Chris less thick-skulled and even slightly willing to accept irrefutable evidence, Svenka may have made somewhat of a negative impact on the organized trolling effort against Chris, but ultimately she was ineffectual. Svenka also had a unhealthy obsession with the original curator of the [[CWCville Library]], Arjen Van Dierten.<br />
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On 6 [[May 2009]], YouTube user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]</ref> The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends but the thing is '''BLUESPIKE HAS NO FRIENDS'''.<br />
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====TV Tropes====<br />
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu The TV Tropes article on ''Sonichu''] used to have a white knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. The message is reproduced below:<br />
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{{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from licensed professionals, before the stuff you do [[28 October 2011|gets you thrown in prison]] or forcibly committed. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans - the people you think are your fans are really either trolls or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. Please listen to us - for once.|- Concerned tropers}}<br />
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Unfortunately, the editor in question and fails to realize that [[Chris and his ego|their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing]] and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]] The message was later removed due to a shift in policy regarding the article.<br />
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==Conclusion==<br />
As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any mortal human alive can reach Chris and change him for the better. Your efforts will unfortunately fail, and he will just brush you aside, seeing no difference between you and the trolls. Nothing short of divine intervention, revelation, or a horrifyingly close brush with death will change him. You would be best to leave him be and find something else to do with your time. All we can do is hope that one of the three aforementioned scenarios happen at some point, [[Chris and Religion|though the first two seem highly unlikely]].<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/White_knight White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].<br />
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[[Category:Trolling]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_sex&diff=157884Chris and sex2012-03-03T18:56:54Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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<div>{{Honest}}<br />
[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky'''), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development and a sheltered upbringing. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on the HBO network around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref><br />
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== Knowledge of sex and gender ==<br />
[[Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|thumb|Seven inches? Yeah, right.]]<br />
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he stole from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, Chris has never kissed a girl.<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref><br />
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What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[Manchester High School|high-school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave [[Chris Sex Logs|his sex chat logs]] should be able to immediately notice what's going wrong — Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in porno movies, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would get off to a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of semen to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref><br />
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Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref name="JR Eyes">[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> and thinks that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref name="Cums cat">[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is;<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]</ref> this is undoubtedly due to his experience with [[Kimmi]] and [[Officer Nasty]]. The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a "receiver's" terrible Mountain Dew parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride [[Duck|his broken penis]].<ref name="JR Eyes" /> He thinks that his [[virgin]]ity is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating|masturbating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.<br />
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Due to the combined threat of his somewhat [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]] and his peculiar mindset on sex, Chris is noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology; for example, in [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|Ivy Q&A]] it's mentioned that Chris told Ivy that he had a "sticky dream" about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he replied, "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!" While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use familiar terms — either medical or slang — for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]". <br />
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According to [[Calling_Out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|a video]] published in [[August 2011]], Chris enjoys female domination (going as far as to draw Sonichu and Rosechu performing the act in [[Sonichu 10]]). Given Chris's [[Virgin with rage|complete lack of sexual experience]], whether or not he actually knows what femdom is is anyone's guess.<br />
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===Chris and gender===<br />
Among his more generally skewed view of gender roles, Chris has a distinctly sexist outlook towards [[Women's rights|women]]. Based on his failed attempts at getting girls at the mall, he has concluded that all girls are [[Boyfriend-free girl|already paired up]], [[Homos|lesbians]], or distracted with shopping. The notion that they might have good reasons for spurning his advances does not occur to him.<br />
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In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], he referred to women as another species. While at times it may seem as if women are from another planet, they are still classified as ''Homo sapiens'', just like manchildren.<br />
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Chris has an interesting grasp of stereotypical gay and straight behavior, too, insisting he's straight even as he acts like a mincing crossdressing homosexual. This can be explained by his [[autism|lack of empathy or ability to pick up on social cues]], but given his reaction to being told he looks gay is to scream "NO I'M NOT!" and ignore anything else, it's unlikely he'll ever learn.<br />
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== Moral basis on sex and double standards ==<br />
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]<br />
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}<br />
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Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is dictated by the Bible. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' [[homos]], but not hesitating to view lesbian porn and approve of it [[Mass Debating|masturbatorily]].<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> This logic probably stems from an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' where one of Meg's friends states that lesbianism is a choice, while male homosexuality isn't. This comment was intended as a joke, but like most satire, it flew right over Chris's head. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he plans on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true [[sweetheart]] (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). Well, guess that the whole “no sex till marriage thing” doesn’t matter that much now, does it? <br />
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The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is guilty and holds no visible [[remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to dogmatize and what is OK.<br />
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Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is partially because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial|a very liberal church]], and any question about premarital sex is interpreted quite liberally by [[Rocky]].{{cite}} When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[troll]]s, she only fuels his cafeteria Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which is wrong by Christian doctrine.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest]].<br />
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Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public,<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> showing that, for Chris, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual.<br />
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==Chris in the act==<br />
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian professing his love for "[[Julie]]".]]<br />
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous [[sex tape]] with [[Kimmi]] shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).<br />
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However, it should be noted that in most of Chris's Rule 34 drawings the characters do tend to assume positions which are fitting for their gender, including Chris.<ref>For examples, see the [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|uncensored panels]] from Sonichu 8, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], the [[Giant Penis Comic]] and [[Jackie E-mails 14]].</ref> It might be that Chris adopts female positions not so much due to ignorance regarding sex, but more because of [[Tomgirl pictures|his identification with the opposite gender]].<br />
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Chris's view of cunnilingus, put on display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris.<br />
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In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent [[duck]], [[Obesity|being overweight]], lack of endurance) or psychological (performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive [[homos|homoerotic]] thoughts, subconscious guilt about sex) in nature.<br />
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==Staying straight==<br />
''See [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|Fear of being a homo]]''<br />
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==Is Chris asexual?==<br />
Some autistics simply do not understand sexual attraction (for example, high-functioning autistic and [[Wikipedia:Hugbox|hugbox]] inventor Temple Grandin chooses to be celibate because she admits that she really does not understand sexual attraction and that she lacks the ability, as a consequence of her autism, to engage in a sexual relationship). This could explain some of Chris's views regarding sex and romance; he genuinely cannot understand the appeal of most sexual activity, aside from the fact he's seen people in the media do it and that he thinks that sex is a rite of passage to becoming a big boy.<br />
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After he was introduced to the term by his Mailbag correspondents, Chris took to interpreting and using "asexual" as an insult. In his [[CWCipedia]] page on [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|The Wallflower]], he referred to her as a "Got-Dang Asexual Woman!". He also became very offended when [[Jackie]] implied that he liked [[video games]] more than women, ranting that she should not label him as asexual (and misses her point completely).<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2" /><br />
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==Pedophilia==<br />
{{main|Pedofork}}<br />
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==Bestiality==<br />
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris in [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]}}<br />
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|[[Patti-chan|Run Patti!]]]]<br />
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002|homemade fursuit]].]]<br />
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In his [[Chris-chan Discusses...|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form. Technically, this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other, not humans having sex with animals.<br />
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Despite his statements against bestiality, Chris stated that he would be willing to have sex with a female dog (because he's not a homo) for [[PandaHalo]] and specified that he'd prefer a Collie.<ref>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(27_December_2008)</ref><br />
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Chris also suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22 Family Guy Article on the CWCipedia]</ref><br />
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In [[The Red-Maned Deer]], Chris recites a poem he wrote about having sex with a deer, but at the end of it states, "This was, in fact, NOT an act of bestiality. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named [[Jacklyn Romy]]."<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLNUncC6Nm8&list=UUpZbAoE-X3DdRo0jxIQsMaw&index=6&feature=plpp_video</ref><br />
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===Is Chris a furry?===<br />
Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry is still debated.<ref>From [[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris tries to leave|the Sarah May Skype Logs]]: [7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that points in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref name="Cums cat" /> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it has been confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris has prejudice against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref><br />
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==Prostitution==<br />
{{quote|"In my sarch [''sic''] on [[Wikipedia:Craigslist|Craigslist]], the ONLY women who left a phone number on their Ad were under "Adult Services", which they would have wanted money. I tried calling one, learned she wanted a hundred, then in the middle of telling my story about [[Jack]] and my [[PSN]] account recovery with a Sex video, she hung up on me. :("|Chris, wasting a prostitute's time{{cite}}}}<br />
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Given how badly Chris seems to want to lose his [[virgin]]ity, many observers have wondered why he hasn't long since spent some of his [[monthly tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.<br />
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Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.<br />
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Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Brian Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]]. <br />
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By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].<br />
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Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris tried to offer himself up as a male escort. He described himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref><br />
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Later, under the guise of his troll persona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls. <br />
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==Incest==<br />
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[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], his imaginary twin sister, appeared as a "girlfriend" card he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related, but many of them are paired off with one-another, banging and some even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|having kids]]. Being raised without siblings present, he has no experience with filial relationships, and [[autism]] ensures he has no inkling of what it entails. He didn't even know the word, let alone the concept, of "incest" until someone mentioned and explained it to him.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> He has trouble contemplating why incest is wrong when, to him, [[china]] is china. Only brother-brother incest is wrong because it is [[homosexual]] in nature. He doesn't understand why sister-sister incest would be bad, because it involves [[Gaybian|girl-on-girl]].<br />
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==Rape==<br />
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{{Protip|Despite your worst fears, Chris won't ever manage to rape anybody, so stop saying that.}}<br />
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Chris has a poor understanding of the effects of rape, starting from the [[Megan]] saga all the way to [[PandaHalo]]. Misguided trolls claim that Chris will one day try to rape someone due to his stalker tendencies. Due to his warped view of romance and [[Power|inability to pin someone down long enough]] to commit the act, it is highly unlikely that Chris will ever rape anyone.<br />
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Despite this reassurance, it's no less discomforting to know that despite whatever personal feelings he has on the act, he seems to have trouble understanding what non-consensual contact is. As evidenced in [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he doesn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detail a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape- the idea of letting his "prey" wear herself out before moving on her may not have registered to Chris as sounding wrong.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Homos]]<br />
*[[Women's rights]]<br />
*[[Semen]]<br />
*[[Mass debating]]<br />
*[[Duck]]<br />
*[[Pickle]]<br />
*[[Chris and his ego]]<br />
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]<br />
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== Sources ==<br />
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{{Chris and}}</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sarah_May&diff=157867Sarah May2012-03-02T23:21:28Z<p>Cleftpalete: I changed some things to make it less biased, but for the good of mankind my version needs to stay.</p>
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<div>{{Quote|And you know the best part? The troll I met, we're in true love. The only thing you wanted. And we're happy because of your misery. Isn't that funny? |Sarah May}}<br />
[[File:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|300px|The picture Chris drew for Sarah.]]<br />
'''Sarah May''' was a [[gal pal]] of Chris and co-founder of the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum. Sarah May came to Chris's defense in the [[IRC (20 January 2009)]] chat.<br />
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In [[Mumble 8]] (17 [[February 2009]]) Sarah May confronted Chris - he had offered [[Emily]] a threeway with him and [[Julie]], but Sarah May thought she had the offer first. Over the course of a long argument, Chris became increasingly frazzled, and called Sarah May "[[Julay|Julie]]" four times in quick succession. <br />
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And so a distraught Sarah May decided to commit suicide. Chris released [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|a video]] in which he seemed to show genuine remorse. Apparently Sarah May did not go through with her suicide attempt.<br />
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After having several average conversations with her on Skype, on 4 [[March 2009]] the conversation took an increasingly dark turn. Sarah may's facade slowly wore off during the conversation revealing herself as a [[troll]], and a twisted one at that. The breaking point was when Chris told her to come to [[14 Branchland Court]], and she began interrogating him over just about anything she could, culminating in her asking him to draw [[Rosechu]] with a penis in order for Chris to get his Yahoo! account back.<br />
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Sarah May did not appear on Chris's [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|"Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page]], either because he knew she was a troll, or because he forgot about her.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Sarah May Skype Logs]]<br />
*[[Chris and death]]<br />
*[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Cleftpalete&diff=157866User talk:Cleftpalete2012-03-02T23:14:40Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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ok im fine with your removal of unfunny BS but do not remove CONTENT like fan videos. The wiki is designed to be funny sarcastic and informative, this is not ED but its not wikipedia either... [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 05:08, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Listen, I like some fan videos too. But some are shitty. And the "Homos" page is probably one of the most relevant pages on the wiki, when there's this big ugly video on a nice page like that I can't not remove it. Also I'm not trying to make it like ED or Wikipedia, I can just read certain pages and tell that spergs wrote them and I want to erase that ugliness. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*I agree with Cleftpalete here, I often seen videos which are thrown in for the sake of having videos and they really don't add to the article and bog it down. I don't think it's a tremendous loss. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Keep it up and don't listen to Slimz==<br />
You're doing the Lord's work here Cleftpalete. I have a feeling that you and I are going to get along just fine. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:35, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
* i agree with almost all of his edits, just dont want content to get lost, we all know how important content is, hidden content is not good content.... content.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Fan vids aren't content, they're growths on the article's backside. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:39, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thanks, I'll get these articles looking good. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You do that. Call me if anyone else tries to revert your work. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:54, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You're a good man. That's all. I which I had your cajones. If you're female, you're still a good man, and I still wish I had your cojones. Love, [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 19:03, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
**Thanks, more to come soon. I want to heal the world. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 19:08, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Ok i have been following your edits and still agree with most of them. I did revert and basically rewrite one of them because i felt that the section while poorly and written, still contained some information worth saving.<br />
**What? [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:19, 30 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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==I salute you sir==<br />
You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:32, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*While I can't endorse your underlying motives, Cleftpalete, I have similar sentiments as Old meme. I'd definitely say you're one of the better new editors. I haven't had any issues involving you, maybe I haven't paid enough attention, but do try to be civil with people, even as stupid as they can be. But if someone like Slimz gives you shit for your edits, just let me know, I'll have your back, bro.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:56, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*Thank you very much, sirs. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:33, 21 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Watch [[My Little Pony|this article]], comrade ==<br />
The spergs have their eyes on it. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:31, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Alright, will do, my friend. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:21, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Sarah May article==<br />
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I modified your edits to the article just now. It may be true that they made Chris do some stupid stuff for stupid reasons, but there's a reason why the GAMePLACe article doesn't mention that it was owned by a sex offender or how what BlueSpike did was wrong. It's not relevant to Chris. A half-intelligent reader can figure it out anyway.<br />
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While I understand and agree with your perspective on the material, what 'she' did or how she did it is far less relevant than how Chris responded, which should be the sole focus of the article. I'm not pretending you added paragraphs about how horrible Sarah May is, but I feel like parts were straying away from Chris.<br />
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On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct.<br />
So that's why I did that.<br />
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That said, your stance on "holy shit he said Julie 4 TIMES" and then understating the suicide thing is something I can agree with, definitely. I use this example too much, but it's like when people were bitching at Chris for making fun of the Titanic because "PEOPLE DIED THERE". I think people try too hard to make Chris look like the bad guy sometimes.<br />
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I accept that you have a strong opinion on this, so if you think I'm wrong, just let me know. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 14:23, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*First of all, you're telling me it's more important for Chris's reaction to be recorded than the action? The action completely influences the reaction! It is extremely relevant to Chris what happened, being that he was being blackmailed, which the article didn't even mention. That sounds pretty relevant to me.<br />
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Also, saying that the articles don't outright insult Chris is simply not true, almost all articles outright insult Chris. I know that smart people like you don't want that here, but it's still there.<br />
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You need to be able to talk about specific people at least a little bit. To call Barb [[Snorlax]], or even to go in depth about what [[Anna McLerran]] thinks about Chris are things that take away from Chris.<br />
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The article is awful, and it needs to be changed. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 14:58, 2 March 2012 (PST)</div>Cleftpaletehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Cleftpalete&diff=157865User talk:Cleftpalete2012-03-02T22:58:43Z<p>Cleftpalete: </p>
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ok im fine with your removal of unfunny BS but do not remove CONTENT like fan videos. The wiki is designed to be funny sarcastic and informative, this is not ED but its not wikipedia either... [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 05:08, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Listen, I like some fan videos too. But some are shitty. And the "Homos" page is probably one of the most relevant pages on the wiki, when there's this big ugly video on a nice page like that I can't not remove it. Also I'm not trying to make it like ED or Wikipedia, I can just read certain pages and tell that spergs wrote them and I want to erase that ugliness. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*I agree with Cleftpalete here, I often seen videos which are thrown in for the sake of having videos and they really don't add to the article and bog it down. I don't think it's a tremendous loss. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Keep it up and don't listen to Slimz==<br />
You're doing the Lord's work here Cleftpalete. I have a feeling that you and I are going to get along just fine. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:35, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
* i agree with almost all of his edits, just dont want content to get lost, we all know how important content is, hidden content is not good content.... content.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Fan vids aren't content, they're growths on the article's backside. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:39, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Thanks, I'll get these articles looking good. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 12:37, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You do that. Call me if anyone else tries to revert your work. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:54, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*You're a good man. That's all. I which I had your cajones. If you're female, you're still a good man, and I still wish I had your cojones. Love, [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 19:03, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
**Thanks, more to come soon. I want to heal the world. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 19:08, 28 January 2012 (PST)<br />
*Ok i have been following your edits and still agree with most of them. I did revert and basically rewrite one of them because i felt that the section while poorly and written, still contained some information worth saving.<br />
**What? [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:19, 30 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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==I salute you sir==<br />
You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:32, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*While I can't endorse your underlying motives, Cleftpalete, I have similar sentiments as Old meme. I'd definitely say you're one of the better new editors. I haven't had any issues involving you, maybe I haven't paid enough attention, but do try to be civil with people, even as stupid as they can be. But if someone like Slimz gives you shit for your edits, just let me know, I'll have your back, bro.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:56, 18 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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*Thank you very much, sirs. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:33, 21 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Watch [[My Little Pony|this article]], comrade ==<br />
The spergs have their eyes on it. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:31, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Alright, will do, my friend. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:21, 28 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Sarah May article==<br />
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I modified your edits to the article just now. It may be true that they made Chris do some stupid stuff for stupid reasons, but there's a reason why the GAMePLACe article doesn't mention that it was owned by a sex offender or how what BlueSpike did was wrong. It's not relevant to Chris. A half-intelligent reader can figure it out anyway.<br />
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While I understand and agree with your perspective on the material, what 'she' did or how she did it is far less relevant than how Chris responded, which should be the sole focus of the article. I'm not pretending you added paragraphs about how horrible Sarah May is, but I feel like parts were straying away from Chris.<br />
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On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct.<br />
So that's why I did that.<br />
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That said, your stance on "holy shit he said Julie 4 TIMES" and then understating the suicide thing is something I can agree with, definitely. I use this example too much, but it's like when people were bitching at Chris for making fun of the Titanic because "PEOPLE DIED THERE". I think people try too hard to make Chris look like the bad guy sometimes.<br />
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I accept that you have a strong opinion on this, so if you think I'm wrong, just let me know. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 14:23, 2 March 2012 (PST)<br />
*First of all, you're telling me it's more important for Chris's reaction to be recorded than the action? The action completely influences the reaction! It is extremely relevant to Chris what happened, being that he was being blackmailed, which the article didn't even mention. That sounds pretty relevant to me.<br />
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Also, saying that the articles don't right insult Chris is simply not true, almost all articles outright insult Chris. I know that smart people like you don't want that here, but it's still there.<br />
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You need to be able to talk about specific people at least a little bit. To call Barb [[Snorlax]], or even to go in depth about what [[Anna McLerran]] thinks about Chris now takes away from Chris, but is still relevant.<br />
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The article is awful, and it needs to be changed.[[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 14:58, 2 March 2012 (PST)</div>Cleftpalete