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<div>== Proposed speedy deletion ==<br />
To be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with this being here, but not for the reasons you think. While technically Virginia allows for recording calls with the consent of one party (i.e. the party that's recording), I think Rocky might be bothered by a private call being here. Unlike Chris, she most likely has an IQ greater than that of a brick and would be bothered by the invasion of her privacy and that sort of thing. Secondly, why do we have to have the entire conversation here? That's what irks me sometimes, people think we need to mirror and host everything connected with Chris. I don't think so, I think we should just cite the audio file and that's sufficient as opposed to having an entire article about the call with a full transcript. Thirdly, I think this would set a dangerous precedent, as I'd rather not see people harass people connected to Chris for content. These people, unlike Chris, probably do mind if a stranger calls them, talks about their acquaintance with Chris, however nebulous, and then posts their private call for the entire Internet to see. <br />
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I realize that this provides valuable information but I'd rather see this information obtained through other means, such as public records or that sort of thing. <br />
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If we are to keep it, I'd recommend wikifying the transcript and categorizing the call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:40, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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:Champ is good people and I agree with him. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:59, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Thirded, really. God damn. --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 07:13, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Nah fuck Rocky. She isn't some innocent person who got caught up in this Chris business like the Wallflower, she's been interfering with our work since day 1 and manipulating the Chandlers since time immemorial. IMO she deserves to be fucked with a lil' bit. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 13:33, 12 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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** I felt the same way Champ, until I listened to the call and realized that Rocky isn't as "innocent" in this as she seems. I mean really. She tells this caller that she needs some ID or some consent from the lawyer before she talks...and then instead of hanging up like a good person would, she continues to <s>gab</s>talk about Chris anyway. I agree that this information would have been better collected another way...and that everyone who has dealings with Chris don't necessarily need to be trolled too to get information about Chris. I guess what I'm saying is this: This doesn't need it's own page, but I believe it should be noted in the Rocky Shoemaker article that there is audio of a call between a troll pretending to be a doctor and her and that she gave some information about the Chandler's living condition. And then a link to the audio file could be given. This whole transcript isn't necessary; is it really all that shocking that the Chandler house is a filthy, invested, mess? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:30, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*** The infestation had everything to do with the topic of meeting at Christian's house and wasn't "gabbing". -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 08:45, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
**I agree with Champ. When push come to shove, Rocky got more resources and smarts than Chris. Having the contents of that call here might irks her. I agree with adding some snippets of the calls in a form of "Rocky said..."and let the whole audio as a reference out of the CWCki. Yes, no shit is too small but we need to think about any liability that can come from this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 09:16, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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***No liability would come from it, we're documenting something that was obtained from someone else, so CWCKI can't get in trouble for hosting it, same as FOX news can't get in trouble for reporting on something, even if they obtained the information from someone that stole it, unless they told the person to steal it. But I feel that this should only be reference to in the Rocky article with a link to the call, people involved with Chris don't need to be troubled by trolls.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 12:21, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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I honestly think that since, as [[Champthom]] pointed out in his post, that since Virginia is a one-party state, there are no legal repercussions to posting the full (or contents of) the transcript of the conversation online. As to the issue of whether or not the full transcript should be posted, I'm in favor of moving the transcript to a different article and setting aside this article for posting and bolding the relevant parts of the conversation and posting information about the consequences of this new information.--[[User:Osideguy92|Osideguy92]] 12:27, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Having the transcript here is important to have, but shouldn't be used as much. This definitely needs to have relevant information listed here, and wikifyed. As for Rocky realizing it's all on here, it's her own fault for gabbing with a troll. I don't think this can really be deleted, it does present some important info, I just think it needs to be cleaned up, and most of it's information posted where it needs to go. Basically, if you get rid of this article, where are you going to link the new info to? [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:54, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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**Having said that, I'm not sure what the qualifier for "Not supposed to be here yet" Means. I mean, if this was part of someone's trolling plan, then they should have had the sense not to make it publicly available. If someone ruined their own trolling plan because they leaked this stuff, again, that's their own fault, and I don't think the CwCki should have to delete an article to preserve trolling plans. Of course, if an admin or whoever feels it is important enough to delete, I'm sure that it will happen anyways. [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:57, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*** Not that it's relevant (as this guy already finished with what he was doing), but while the CWCki doesn't *have* to do anything, us being bitchy and saying "you fucked up so now we're going to ruin your trolling plans" would be counterproductive. Chronicling the information *right now* is less important than producing content.<br />
:: "where are you going to link the new info to?" If this is asking what I think it's asking, not having content here for a while longer just means those analyses and links have to wait a few days. It's not really problematic. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 13:06, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*I mostly agree, except that while I as a person wouldn't bother trying to harass people that Know Chris for information, I don't see anyway to really prevent trolls from doing that. I suppose by removing this it gives a point that we wouldn't post information obtained from harassing people that know Chris. This would of course, require deleting all the prank calls that involve Barb and Bob. In the end, this is a conversation that does involve Chris and the Chandler Household, and thus it should be back. Now if this was different and say, a Troll trying and failing to talk to Rocky, then yes I would support deleting this. But in the end, the call did produce info about Chris, and it should be around on here. Perhaps Rocky will learn to not gab especially after she already told the Doctor she needed dox. [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 13:06, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:I've still not seen a compelling reason not to take this down for now - ya'll got a couple of hours or I'm taking it down. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:37, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::If Chris hasn't yet seen it, and learns of this because of it being on the CWCki, it might lead him to respond to deny/deflect the statements made about the house, Bob, etc. [[User:tugboatz|tugboatz]] 13:29, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:: I think it's important to keep this information available. Perhaps we don't need an entire page for it (especially because bringing Rocky's wrath upon us isn't wise, regardless of her actual abilities) but for those who don't visit the forums or /cwc/ this is still interesting Chris-related info. Maybe put a synopsis under a new header on Rocky's page, sans transcript and audio file? Then, if anybody desperately NEEDS To hear it, they can go dig it up elsewhere. Thoughts? -- [[User:AK27|AK27]] 14:31, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*I'm not agreeing with the whole "gabbing" defense as a means to keep this up. Fooling a little old church lady (who has likely been struggling with the same Chandler issues as many White Knights before her...promotion of hygiene, socialization, more hygiene) into thinking she's chatting with a legitimate doctor, (Easily done to an American when you add an English accent by the way. Just ask anyone who likes Hugh Grant movies.) and winding up finding out that a house full of garbage and old food has bugs in it may be noteworthy. That doesn't mean she's a gossip, nor does it necessarily need dedicated page. Just one Lurkers opinion. <3 --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 14:32, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Don't take this down. I listened to the call and I found it to have some interesting info. There's no liability, as far as I can tell. And having the transcript up somewhere easily accessible is useful. I have no life, so I have plenty of time to listen to calls. But some people don't always feel like sitting through calls and want to read transcripts. Also being able to search for snippets is useful. I'm taking off the deletion template. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 14:52, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Not to lawyer up, but one party consent gets really sticky when the second party is out of state or the conversation could be deemed "private" like Champ first mentioned. I gasped and cackled like any other heartless freak mind you, but this could very well be slightly mildly illegal sort of kind of. A little. --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 15:09, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Published on the public domain. Whattheygonnado? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:20, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Thing is, we have a lot of calls like this. We have lots of calls with the Chandlers and all sorts of people. Like prank calls and shit. They very well might be illegal. They're either all illegal or none of them are illegal. I'm not a lawyer. I kinda don't care right now because I don't think anyone is going to complain about people publishing prank calls on the internet. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 16:35, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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* ''CWC Wiki, where no shit is too minor''...except when there's more than a manchild involved. Seriously, if we're supposed to document everything that happens in Christian's life, why shouldn't we keep the call? We've already got plenty of calls like this, and it's been clearly stated that there can't be any legal trouble. Of course, Rocky's privacy will be a little diminished, but not more than it already has been thanks to the forums and PVCC. As you can see in the call, she's already getting calls from trolls who are just trying too hard. I think the call should stay, if we take it down, why wouldn't we do the same with all other calls, and Rocky-related content? Also, I don't get why people get so much troll's remorse because of Rocky. Does nobody remember that she's the one who told Chris that he doesn't need therapy? Way to go. --[[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 03:21, 12 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:You're not the first to drag up our slogan in to discussions recently. But here's the thing - it's actually a very good thing that we have discussions about new material like this. It's part of what makes a wiki good - people having different views, ideas and opinions which help to shape the content of the wiki. I made my post about wanting to bring forward the deletion in order to hasten the arguments of others so we didn't ponder for too long on the issue of deletion - at that point it seems some very good arguments had been made for deletion and not many against, and that means if it warranted deletion, it warranted a far quicker close to the discussion.<br />
:Yes we have prank calls on the CWCki already, but that's more of a maintenance of status quo rather than a concerted effort to keep them here. Similar to the [[fail]] article, people can't make up their mind one way or another. I didn't want this article to be the same and the debate to stagnate. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:14, 12 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::So, to make a brief resume: we got some new, important content about Christian in the form of a phone call like many others (other calls that the CWC Wiki still hosts or mirrors), but it'll be deleted because some people feel uneasy about having it here. I can't see the logic behind all this. I think that some people are just scared about this call bringing legal trouble to the CWC Wiki (it's still a perfectly legal and valid call), and fearing that Rocky's privacy will be violated (I still don't know how, since the call doesn't reveal any personal information about Rocky). By the way, I'd like to know which are those "very good arguments". Cheers. --[[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 11:19, 12 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::Well it won't be deleted as we resolved not to delete it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:07, 12 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Sectioning off the call ==<br />
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Perhaps we should split up the transcript, i.e. like the father call, where some sections highlight what is going on in the call?<br />
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Thoughts anyone? [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 15:16, 12 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:That call is broken up because it's over 2 hours long. This one isn't even 20 minutes. This is something people can listen to easily in one sitting, so I don't think adding sections would be helpful. On the other hand, the only effect I can see it having is breaking the concentration of people who are reading while listening. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 15:26, 12 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Well I meant obviously it wouldn't have as many sections, I just meant the possibility of splitting some of it up. Is there some sort of guideline to when it's a good idea vs when it isn't? [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 02:55, 13 December 2011 (PST)</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Rocky_Shoemaker_call&diff=154225Talk:Rocky Shoemaker call2011-12-12T23:16:30Z<p>Darkspecteranon: /* Sectioning off the call */ new section</p>
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<div>== Proposed speedy deletion ==<br />
To be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with this being here, but not for the reasons you think. While technically Virginia allows for recording calls with the consent of one party (i.e. the party that's recording), I think Rocky might be bothered by a private call being here. Unlike Chris, she most likely has an IQ greater than that of a brick and would be bothered by the invasion of her privacy and that sort of thing. Secondly, why do we have to have the entire conversation here? That's what irks me sometimes, people think we need to mirror and host everything connected with Chris. I don't think so, I think we should just cite the audio file and that's sufficient as opposed to having an entire article about the call with a full transcript. Thirdly, I think this would set a dangerous precedent, as I'd rather not see people harass people connected to Chris for content. These people, unlike Chris, probably do mind if a stranger calls them, talks about their acquaintance with Chris, however nebulous, and then posts their private call for the entire Internet to see. <br />
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I realize that this provides valuable information but I'd rather see this information obtained through other means, such as public records or that sort of thing. <br />
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If we are to keep it, I'd recommend wikifying the transcript and categorizing the call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:40, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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:Champ is good people and I agree with him. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:59, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Thirded, really. God damn. --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 07:13, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Nah fuck Rocky. She isn't some innocent person who got caught up in this Chris business like the Wallflower, she's been interfering with our work since day 1 and manipulating the Chandlers since time immemorial. IMO she deserves to be fucked with a lil' bit. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 13:33, 12 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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** I felt the same way Champ, until I listened to the call and realized that Rocky isn't as "innocent" in this as she seems. I mean really. She tells this caller that she needs some ID or some consent from the lawyer before she talks...and then instead of hanging up like a good person would, she continues to <s>gab</s>talk about Chris anyway. I agree that this information would have been better collected another way...and that everyone who has dealings with Chris don't necessarily need to be trolled too to get information about Chris. I guess what I'm saying is this: This doesn't need it's own page, but I believe it should be noted in the Rocky Shoemaker article that there is audio of a call between a troll pretending to be a doctor and her and that she gave some information about the Chandler's living condition. And then a link to the audio file could be given. This whole transcript isn't necessary; is it really all that shocking that the Chandler house is a filthy, invested, mess? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:30, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*** The infestation had everything to do with the topic of meeting at Christian's house and wasn't "gabbing". -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 08:45, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
**I agree with Champ. When push come to shove, Rocky got more resources and smarts than Chris. Having the contents of that call here might irks her. I agree with adding some snippets of the calls in a form of "Rocky said..."and let the whole audio as a reference out of the CWCki. Yes, no shit is too small but we need to think about any liability that can come from this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 09:16, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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***No liability would come from it, we're documenting something that was obtained from someone else, so CWCKI can't get in trouble for hosting it, same as FOX news can't get in trouble for reporting on something, even if they obtained the information from someone that stole it, unless they told the person to steal it. But I feel that this should only be reference to in the Rocky article with a link to the call, people involved with Chris don't need to be troubled by trolls.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 12:21, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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I honestly think that since, as [[Champthom]] pointed out in his post, that since Virginia is a one-party state, there are no legal repercussions to posting the full (or contents of) the transcript of the conversation online. As to the issue of whether or not the full transcript should be posted, I'm in favor of moving the transcript to a different article and setting aside this article for posting and bolding the relevant parts of the conversation and posting information about the consequences of this new information.--[[User:Osideguy92|Osideguy92]] 12:27, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Having the transcript here is important to have, but shouldn't be used as much. This definitely needs to have relevant information listed here, and wikifyed. As for Rocky realizing it's all on here, it's her own fault for gabbing with a troll. I don't think this can really be deleted, it does present some important info, I just think it needs to be cleaned up, and most of it's information posted where it needs to go. Basically, if you get rid of this article, where are you going to link the new info to? [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:54, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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**Having said that, I'm not sure what the qualifier for "Not supposed to be here yet" Means. I mean, if this was part of someone's trolling plan, then they should have had the sense not to make it publicly available. If someone ruined their own trolling plan because they leaked this stuff, again, that's their own fault, and I don't think the CwCki should have to delete an article to preserve trolling plans. Of course, if an admin or whoever feels it is important enough to delete, I'm sure that it will happen anyways. [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:57, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*** Not that it's relevant (as this guy already finished with what he was doing), but while the CWCki doesn't *have* to do anything, us being bitchy and saying "you fucked up so now we're going to ruin your trolling plans" would be counterproductive. Chronicling the information *right now* is less important than producing content.<br />
:: "where are you going to link the new info to?" If this is asking what I think it's asking, not having content here for a while longer just means those analyses and links have to wait a few days. It's not really problematic. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 13:06, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*I mostly agree, except that while I as a person wouldn't bother trying to harass people that Know Chris for information, I don't see anyway to really prevent trolls from doing that. I suppose by removing this it gives a point that we wouldn't post information obtained from harassing people that know Chris. This would of course, require deleting all the prank calls that involve Barb and Bob. In the end, this is a conversation that does involve Chris and the Chandler Household, and thus it should be back. Now if this was different and say, a Troll trying and failing to talk to Rocky, then yes I would support deleting this. But in the end, the call did produce info about Chris, and it should be around on here. Perhaps Rocky will learn to not gab especially after she already told the Doctor she needed dox. [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 13:06, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:I've still not seen a compelling reason not to take this down for now - ya'll got a couple of hours or I'm taking it down. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:37, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::If Chris hasn't yet seen it, and learns of this because of it being on the CWCki, it might lead him to respond to deny/deflect the statements made about the house, Bob, etc. [[User:tugboatz|tugboatz]] 13:29, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:: I think it's important to keep this information available. Perhaps we don't need an entire page for it (especially because bringing Rocky's wrath upon us isn't wise, regardless of her actual abilities) but for those who don't visit the forums or /cwc/ this is still interesting Chris-related info. Maybe put a synopsis under a new header on Rocky's page, sans transcript and audio file? Then, if anybody desperately NEEDS To hear it, they can go dig it up elsewhere. Thoughts? -- [[User:AK27|AK27]] 14:31, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*I'm not agreeing with the whole "gabbing" defense as a means to keep this up. Fooling a little old church lady (who has likely been struggling with the same Chandler issues as many White Knights before her...promotion of hygiene, socialization, more hygiene) into thinking she's chatting with a legitimate doctor, (Easily done to an American when you add an English accent by the way. Just ask anyone who likes Hugh Grant movies.) and winding up finding out that a house full of garbage and old food has bugs in it may be noteworthy. That doesn't mean she's a gossip, nor does it necessarily need dedicated page. Just one Lurkers opinion. <3 --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 14:32, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Don't take this down. I listened to the call and I found it to have some interesting info. There's no liability, as far as I can tell. And having the transcript up somewhere easily accessible is useful. I have no life, so I have plenty of time to listen to calls. But some people don't always feel like sitting through calls and want to read transcripts. Also being able to search for snippets is useful. I'm taking off the deletion template. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 14:52, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Not to lawyer up, but one party consent gets really sticky when the second party is out of state or the conversation could be deemed "private" like Champ first mentioned. I gasped and cackled like any other heartless freak mind you, but this could very well be slightly mildly illegal sort of kind of. A little. --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 15:09, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Published on the public domain. Whattheygonnado? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:20, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Thing is, we have a lot of calls like this. We have lots of calls with the Chandlers and all sorts of people. Like prank calls and shit. They very well might be illegal. They're either all illegal or none of them are illegal. I'm not a lawyer. I kinda don't care right now because I don't think anyone is going to complain about people publishing prank calls on the internet. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 16:35, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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* ''CWC Wiki, where no shit is too minor''...except when there's more than a manchild involved. Seriously, if we're supposed to document everything that happens in Christian's life, why shouldn't we keep the call? We've already got plenty of calls like this, and it's been clearly stated that there can't be any legal trouble. Of course, Rocky's privacy will be a little diminished, but not more than it already has been thanks to the forums and PVCC. As you can see in the call, she's already getting calls from trolls who are just trying too hard. I think the call should stay, if we take it down, why wouldn't we do the same with all other calls, and Rocky-related content? Also, I don't get why people get so much troll's remorse because of Rocky. Does nobody remember that she's the one who told Chris that he doesn't need therapy? Way to go. --[[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 03:21, 12 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:You're not the first to drag up our slogan in to discussions recently. But here's the thing - it's actually a very good thing that we have discussions about new material like this. It's part of what makes a wiki good - people having different views, ideas and opinions which help to shape the content of the wiki. I made my post about wanting to bring forward the deletion in order to hasten the arguments of others so we didn't ponder for too long on the issue of deletion - at that point it seems some very good arguments had been made for deletion and not many against, and that means if it warranted deletion, it warranted a far quicker close to the discussion.<br />
:Yes we have prank calls on the CWCki already, but that's more of a maintenance of status quo rather than a concerted effort to keep them here. Similar to the [[fail]] article, people can't make up their mind one way or another. I didn't want this article to be the same and the debate to stagnate. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:14, 12 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::So, to make a brief resume: we got some new, important content about Christian in the form of a phone call like many others (other calls that the CWC Wiki still hosts or mirrors), but it'll be deleted because some people feel uneasy about having it here. I can't see the logic behind all this. I think that some people are just scared about this call bringing legal trouble to the CWC Wiki (it's still a perfectly legal and valid call), and fearing that Rocky's privacy will be violated (I still don't know how, since the call doesn't reveal any personal information about Rocky). By the way, I'd like to know which are those "very good arguments". Cheers. --[[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 11:19, 12 December 2011 (PST)<br />
::Well it won't be deleted as we resolved not to delete it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:07, 12 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Sectioning off the call ==<br />
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Perhaps we should split up the transcript, i.e. like the father call, where some sections highlight what is going on in the call?<br />
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Thoughts anyone? [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 15:16, 12 December 2011 (PST)</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Rocky_Shoemaker_call&diff=154150Talk:Rocky Shoemaker call2011-12-11T21:06:31Z<p>Darkspecteranon: </p>
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<div>To be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with this being here, but not for the reasons you think. While technically Virginia allows for recording calls with the consent of one party (i.e. the party that's recording), I think Rocky might be bothered by a private call being here. Unlike Chris, she most likely has an IQ greater than that of a brick and would be bothered by the invasion of her privacy and that sort of thing. Secondly, why do we have to have the entire conversation here? That's what irks me sometimes, people think we need to mirror and host everything connected with Chris. I don't think so, I think we should just cite the audio file and that's sufficient as opposed to having an entire article about the call with a full transcript. Thirdly, I think this would set a dangerous precedent, as I'd rather not see people harass people connected to Chris for content. These people, unlike Chris, probably do mind if a stranger calls them, talks about their acquaintance with Chris, however nebulous, and then posts their private call for the entire Internet to see. <br />
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I realize that this provides valuable information but I'd rather see this information obtained through other means, such as public records or that sort of thing. <br />
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If we are to keep it, I'd recommend wikifying the transcript and categorizing the call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:40, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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:Champ is good people and I agree with him. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:59, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Thirded, really. God damn. --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 07:13, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*I mostly agree, except that while I as a person wouldn't bother trying to harass people that Know Chris for information, I don't see anyway to really prevent trolls from doing that. I suppose by removing this it gives a point that we wouldn't post information obtained from harassing people that know Chris. This would of course, require deleting all the prank calls that involve Barb and Bob. In the end, this is a conversation that does involve Chris and the Chandler Household, and thus it should be back. Now if this was different and say, a Troll trying and failing to talk to Rocky, then yes I would support deleting this. But in the end, the call did produce info about Chris, and it should be around on here. Perhaps Rocky will learn to not gab especially after she already told the Doctor she needed dox. [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 13:06, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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** I felt the same way Champ, until I listened to the call and realized that Rocky isn't as "innocent" in this as she seems. I mean really. She tells this caller that she needs some ID or some consent from the lawyer before she talks...and then instead of hanging up like a good person would, she continues to <s>gab</s>talk about Chris anyway. I agree that this information would have been better collected another way...and that everyone who has dealings with Chris don't necessarily need to be trolled too to get information about Chris. I guess what I'm saying is this: This doesn't need it's own page, but I believe it should be noted in the Rocky Shoemaker article that there is audio of a call between a troll pretending to be a doctor and her and that she gave some information about the Chandler's living condition. And then a link to the audio file could be given. This whole transcript isn't necessary; is it really all that shocking that the Chandler house is a filthy, invested, mess? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:30, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*** The infestation had everything to do with the topic of meeting at Christian's house and wasn't "gabbing". -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 08:45, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
**I agree with Champ. When push come to shove, Rocky got more resources and smarts than Chris. Having the contents of that call here might irks her. I agree with adding some snippets of the calls in a form of "Rocky said..."and let the whole audio as a reference out of the CWCki. Yes, no shit is too small but we need to think about any liability that can come from this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 09:16, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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***No liability would come from it, we're documenting something that was obtained from someone else, so CWCKI can't get in trouble for hosting it, same as FOX news can't get in trouble for reporting on something, even if they obtained the information from someone that stole it, unless they told the person to steal it. But I feel that this should only be reference to in the Rocky article with a link to the call, people involved with Chris don't need to be troubled by trolls.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 12:21, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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I honestly think that since, as [[Champthom]] pointed out in his post, that since Virginia is a one-party state, there are no legal repercussions to posting the full (or contents of) the transcript of the conversation online. As to the issue of whether or not the full transcript should be posted, I'm in favor of moving the transcript to a different article and setting aside this article for posting and bolding the relevant parts of the conversation and posting information about the consequences of this new information.--[[User:Osideguy92|Osideguy92]] 12:27, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Having the transcript here is important to have, but shouldn't be used as much. This definitely needs to have relevant information listed here, and wikifyed. As for Rocky realizing it's all on here, it's her own fault for gabbing with a troll. I don't think this can really be deleted, it does present some important info, I just think it needs to be cleaned up, and most of it's information posted where it needs to go. Basically, if you get rid of this article, where are you going to link the new info to? [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:54, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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**Having said that, I'm not sure what the qualifier for "Not supposed to be here yet" Means. I mean, if this was part of someone's trolling plan, then they should have had the sense not to make it publicly available. If someone ruined their own trolling plan because they leaked this stuff, again, that's their own fault, and I don't think the CwCki should have to delete an article to preserve trolling plans. Of course, if an admin or whoever feels it is important enough to delete, I'm sure that it will happen anyways. [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:57, 11 December 2011 (PST)</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Rocky_Shoemaker_call&diff=154148Talk:Rocky Shoemaker call2011-12-11T20:57:44Z<p>Darkspecteranon: </p>
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<div>To be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with this being here, but not for the reasons you think. While technically Virginia allows for recording calls with the consent of one party (i.e. the party that's recording), I think Rocky might be bothered by a private call being here. Unlike Chris, she most likely has an IQ greater than that of a brick and would be bothered by the invasion of her privacy and that sort of thing. Secondly, why do we have to have the entire conversation here? That's what irks me sometimes, people think we need to mirror and host everything connected with Chris. I don't think so, I think we should just cite the audio file and that's sufficient as opposed to having an entire article about the call with a full transcript. Thirdly, I think this would set a dangerous precedent, as I'd rather not see people harass people connected to Chris for content. These people, unlike Chris, probably do mind if a stranger calls them, talks about their acquaintance with Chris, however nebulous, and then posts their private call for the entire Internet to see. <br />
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I realize that this provides valuable information but I'd rather see this information obtained through other means, such as public records or that sort of thing. <br />
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If we are to keep it, I'd ecommend wikifying the transcript and categorizing the call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:40, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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:Champ is good people and I agree with him. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:59, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Thirded, really. God damn. --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 07:13, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
** I felt the same way Champ, until I listened to the call and realized that Rocky isn't as "innocent" in this as she seems. I mean really. She tells this caller that she needs some ID or some consent from the lawyer before she talks...and then instead of hanging up like a good person would, she continues to <s>gab</s>talk about Chris anyway. I agree that this information would have been better collected another way...and that everyone who has dealings with Chris don't necessarily need to be trolled too to get information about Chris. I guess what I'm saying is this: This doesn't need it's own page, but I believe it should be noted in the Rocky Shoemaker article that there is audio of a call between a troll pretending to be a doctor and her and that she gave some information about the Chandler's living condition. And then a link to the audio file could be given. This whole transcript isn't necessary; is it really all that shocking that the Chandler house is a filthy, invested, mess? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:30, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*** The infestation had everything to do with the topic of meeting at Christian's house and wasn't "gabbing". -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 08:45, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
**I agree with Champ. When push come to shove, Rocky got more resources and smarts than Chris. Having the contents of that call here might irks her. I agree with adding some snippets of the calls in a form of "Rocky said..."and let the whole audio as a reference out of the CWCki. Yes, no shit is too small but we need to think about any liability that can come from this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 09:16, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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***No liability would come from it, we're documenting something that was obtained from someone else, so CWCKI can't get in trouble for hosting it, same as FOX news can't get in trouble for reporting on something, even if they obtained the information from someone that stole it, unless they told the person to steal it. But I feel that this should only be reference to in the Rocky article with a link to the call, people involved with Chris don't need to be troubled by trolls.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 12:21, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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I honestly think that since, as [[Champthom]] pointed out in his post, that since Virginia is a one-party state, there are no legal repercussions to posting the full (or contents of) the transcript of the conversation online. As to the issue of whether or not the full transcript should be posted, I'm in favor of moving the transcript to a different article and setting aside this article for posting and bolding the relevant parts of the conversation and posting information about the consequences of this new information.--[[User:Osideguy92|Osideguy92]] 12:27, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Having the transcript here is important to have, but shouldn't be used as much. This definitely needs to have relevant information listed here, and wikifyed. As for Rocky realizing it's all on here, it's her own fault for gabbing with a troll. I don't think this can really be deleted, it does present some important info, I just think it needs to be cleaned up, and most of it's information posted where it needs to go. Basically, if you get rid of this article, where are you going to link the new info to? [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:54, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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**Having said that, I'm not sure what the qualifier for "Not supposed to be here yet" Means. I mean, if this was part of someone's trolling plan, then they should have had the sense not to make it publicly available. If someone ruined their own trolling plan because they leaked this stuff, again, that's their own fault, and I don't think the CwCki should have to delete an article to preserve trolling plans. Of course, if an admin or whoever feels it is important enough to delete, I'm sure that it will happen anyways. [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:57, 11 December 2011 (PST)</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Rocky_Shoemaker_call&diff=154147Talk:Rocky Shoemaker call2011-12-11T20:54:48Z<p>Darkspecteranon: </p>
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<div>To be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with this being here, but not for the reasons you think. While technically Virginia allows for recording calls with the consent of one party (i.e. the party that's recording), I think Rocky might be bothered by a private call being here. Unlike Chris, she most likely has an IQ greater than that of a brick and would be bothered by the invasion of her privacy and that sort of thing. Secondly, why do we have to have the entire conversation here? That's what irks me sometimes, people think we need to mirror and host everything connected with Chris. I don't think so, I think we should just cite the audio file and that's sufficient as opposed to having an entire article about the call with a full transcript. Thirdly, I think this would set a dangerous precedent, as I'd rather not see people harass people connected to Chris for content. These people, unlike Chris, probably do mind if a stranger calls them, talks about their acquaintance with Chris, however nebulous, and then posts their private call for the entire Internet to see. <br />
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I realize that this provides valuable information but I'd rather see this information obtained through other means, such as public records or that sort of thing. <br />
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If we are to keep it, I'd ecommend wikifying the transcript and categorizing the call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:40, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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:Champ is good people and I agree with him. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:59, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Thirded, really. God damn. --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 07:13, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
** I felt the same way Champ, until I listened to the call and realized that Rocky isn't as "innocent" in this as she seems. I mean really. She tells this caller that she needs some ID or some consent from the lawyer before she talks...and then instead of hanging up like a good person would, she continues to <s>gab</s>talk about Chris anyway. I agree that this information would have been better collected another way...and that everyone who has dealings with Chris don't necessarily need to be trolled too to get information about Chris. I guess what I'm saying is this: This doesn't need it's own page, but I believe it should be noted in the Rocky Shoemaker article that there is audio of a call between a troll pretending to be a doctor and her and that she gave some information about the Chandler's living condition. And then a link to the audio file could be given. This whole transcript isn't necessary; is it really all that shocking that the Chandler house is a filthy, invested, mess? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:30, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
*** The infestation had everything to do with the topic of meeting at Christian's house and wasn't "gabbing". -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 08:45, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
**I agree with Champ. When push come to shove, Rocky got more resources and smarts than Chris. Having the contents of that call here might irks her. I agree with adding some snippets of the calls in a form of "Rocky said..."and let the whole audio as a reference out of the CWCki. Yes, no shit is too small but we need to think about any liability that can come from this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 09:16, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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***No liability would come from it, we're documenting something that was obtained from someone else, so CWCKI can't get in trouble for hosting it, same as FOX news can't get in trouble for reporting on something, even if they obtained the information from someone that stole it, unless they told the person to steal it. But I feel that this should only be reference to in the Rocky article with a link to the call, people involved with Chris don't need to be troubled by trolls.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 12:21, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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I honestly think that since, as [[Champthom]] pointed out in his post, that since Virginia is a one-party state, there are no legal repercussions to posting the full (or contents of) the transcript of the conversation online. As to the issue of whether or not the full transcript should be posted, I'm in favor of moving the transcript to a different article and setting aside this article for posting and bolding the relevant parts of the conversation and posting information about the consequences of this new information.--[[User:Osideguy92|Osideguy92]] 12:27, 11 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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*Having the transcript here is important to have, but shouldn't be used as much. This definitely needs to have relevant information listed here, and wikifyed. As for Rocky realizing it's all on here, it's her own fault for gabbing with a troll. I don't think this can really be deleted, it does present some important info, I just think it needs to be cleaned up, and most of it's information posted where it needs to go. Basically, if you get rid of this article, where are you going to link the new info to?[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:54, 11 December 2011 (PST)</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ghostbusters&diff=153640Ghostbusters2011-12-02T03:09:35Z<p>Darkspecteranon: /* The Sonichu Connection */ Minor edit, remove "achin'" since the pic doesn't say it.</p>
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<div>{{quote|♪Let's go, Ghostbusters, let's go! Let's go, let's go!♪|[[CWC]]|<ref>[[Sonichu 7 Official Videobook]]</ref>}}<br />
[[Image:GhostBuggy.jpg|thumb|Brings back fond childhood memories to... uh...]] <br />
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'''''Ghostbusters''''' (often '''''Filmation's Ghostbusters''''' to avoid confusion) was a syndicated television cartoon that ran sixty-five episodes in late [[1986]].<br />
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==Background==<br />
If you were a child of the 80s, you probably wondered, "Why the hell is that awesome cartoon with Venkman, Egon, and Slimer called ''[[Wikipedia:The Real Ghostbusters|The '''Real''' Ghostbusters]]''"? And since there was no Wikipedia back then, your mom probably told you to stop asking stupid questions, or go outside and play.<br />
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Well, thanks to a forgotten show in their back catalog, [[Wikipedia:Filmation|Filmation]] struck gold in [[1984]] when [[Wikipedia:Columbia Pictures|Columbia Pictures]] had a hit with a movie [[Wikipedia:Ghostbusters|of the same title]]. Filmation sued Columbia in [[1985]] over the use of the title ''Ghostbusters'', and in the ensuing settlement Columbia agreed that it would not use that name for a cartoon based on their film. Filmation quickly cranked out a low-budget spinoff of its 1970s live-action show to capitalize on the free marketing. The results were immanently forgettable, and destined to join the vast catalog of [[American Rabbit|cut-rate VHS cartoons]] that populated bargain bins at local grocers in the early 1990s.<br />
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The fun parallel here is that, in response to Filmation's legal trolling, Columbia responded in a truly [[autism|ingenious]] fashion: they called their own cartoon series ''[[REAL Protest against the FAKE|The '''Real''' Ghostbusters]]''. That, friends, is the honest truth.<br />
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When asked what he considers the five best television shows that he's ever seen, Chris was frank:<br />
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{{quote|Transformers (ALL Seasons and Sets), Sonic the Hedgehog (All Shows), Pok'emon (All Seasons), Mythbusters, Filmation's Ghostbusters (Little Care for "The Real Ghostbusters"; Jake, Eddie and Tracy WERE THE ORIGINAL REAL GHOSTBUSTERS).|CWC|<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref>}}<br />
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==Premise==<br />
The Ghostbusters on the show lived in a headquarters called Ghost Command, where they would receive missions from a television called Skelevision. When going into action they would enter the Skelevator which would send them through an absurd, Rube Goldberg-esque system that would change their casual dress to safari outfits and then deposit them into their transport, the Ghost Buggy. The running gag in this sequence is that the team's leader, Jake Kong, Jr., has no difficulty going through the system, while the show's [[Christian Weston Chandler|overweight comedy relief]], Eddie Spencer, Jr., bounces around awkwardly. This "transformation sequence" was a fixture of the show, and was accompanied by the show's main theme. You can see it yourself [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgPO1J1bMDw here].<br />
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==The Sonichu Connection==<br />
[[Image:Notthebathroom.jpg|thumb|Whoops!]]<br />
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While the average 20-something would have struggled to remember the names of the characters in ''The Real Ghostbusters,'' Christian casually worked references to its forgotten namesake into an all-ages comic book. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was inspired to drop in a ''[[Family Guy]]''-esque non-sequitur TV reference with ''Ghostbusters'' as the vehicle. <br />
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{{quote|Hmm... I feel as silly as the time that I temporary [sic] gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at ghost command.|[[Cartoon CWC]]<ref>[[Sonichu 7]]</ref>}}<br />
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Fat, stupid Cartoon CWC (played by actor and Peter Griffin-analogue [[Sammy]]) was hanging out at Ghost Command, until he mistook the Skelevator for a restroom and entered the transformation sequence with hilarious results. That is, he repeats the Eddie Spencer gag sequence almost exactly, including his final impact in the Ghost Buggy, which moans, "Ohhh...my axels!"<br />
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==References==<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Ghostbusters (1986 TV series)|Filmation's ''Ghostbusters'']] at [[Wikipedia]]<br />
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127569/ ''Ghostbusters'' on IMDb]<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Sammy]]<br />
*[[TrollBusters]]<br />
*[[American Rabbit]]<br />
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[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]<br />
[[Category:Television shows]]</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bionic_the_Hedgehog&diff=153597Bionic the Hedgehog2011-11-30T09:32:31Z<p>Darkspecteranon: /* Character history */</p>
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<div>:''For the short story, see [[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)]].''<br />
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
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! colspan="2" |Bionic the Hedgehog<br />
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| '''Date of birth'''<br />
| 13 November [[Sonichu chronology#1986|1986]] (in universe)<br />
13 November [[1996]] (IRL)<br />
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| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male<br />
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| '''Length'''<br />
| 5'4" (163 cm)<br />
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| '''Weight'''<br />
| 120 lbs (54 kg)<br />
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| '''Species'''<br />
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])<br />
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| '''Type'''<br />
| Electric<br />
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| '''Parents'''<br />
| [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]]<br />
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[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|Astci3 conquered! Remarkable! Now he just needs to conquer cross-eyedness and his colors flowing outside of the lines!]]<br />
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{{quote|Fuck bionic! It's ironic!|[[Wikipedia:Nelly|Nelly]]}}<br />
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{{quote|Bionic the Hedgehog is [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s long-lost brother. He is a professional [[Wikipedia:Basketball|basketball]] star and hand with tools in mechanics. He can score over 100 baskets in a single B-Ball game.|[[:Image:287-ACBionicBck.jpg|Bionic the Hedgehog Animal Crossing card]]}}<br />
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'''Bionic the Hedgehog''' (born [[Sonichu chronology#1986|13 November 1986]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref>) was [[Chris]]'s first recolor, predating even his crowning achievement [[Sonichu]]. Brother of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], Bionic loves to play basketball.<br />
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Despite his name, Bionic is not a cyborg. According to Chris, Bionic rhymes with Sonic and the "B" is for "basketball".<ref>[[Mailbag 6#Bionic's name|Mailbag 6]]</ref> He made it clear that "Bionic is not a robot" during the [[Asperchu]] saga when Alec's version of Bionic was depicted as an actual cyborg, styled after [[Wikipedia:Davros|Davros]].<br />
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==Character history==<br />
[[Image:EarlyBionic.jpg|thumb|left|100px|An early image of Bionic, c. [[1996]]]]<br />
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Chris claims to have created Bionic way back on 13 November [[1996]], when he was standing in the middle of the hallway of his [[high school]] next to the basketball courts, staring into the void like [[Slow-in-the-minds|a retard]]. He claims that he was daydreaming about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] character [[Wikipedia:Mighty the Armadillo|Mighty the Armadillo]].<ref>[[:Image:0233-CWCNote4.jpg|DVD, note 4]]</ref><br />
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Standing there motionless, daydreaming about Mighty, Chris was — you guessed it — hit in the face with a basketball. This, in Chris's words, "opened the lockers to his mind," and lead to the creation of the recolor we know and tolerate today as the completely original character of Bionic the Hedgehog.<br />
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[[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)|Bionic's backstory]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/bionic1.htm Bionic the Hedgehog. By: Christian W. Chandler]</ref> tells us that he was [[Sonic]]'s brother, and that when they were young, Bionic fell through a portal into a [[Chris and reality|world]] filled with [[niggos|basket ball players]]. Sonic, for his part, forgot all about his dimwitted sibling, and went on to be a real star. Cut to years later, when Bionic showed up to save his brother, and then go on to have other [[Chris and writing#Plot_and_Drama|exciting adventures.]] It's interesting to note that, unlike all of Chris's other characters, Bionic was created within the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series)|SatAM]]/[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comic series)|Archie Comic]] universe and not the video game universe.<br />
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As this was before Chris started churning out comics, Chris's very first creation Bionic was limited to only ever appearing in the occasional drawing or short story Chris thought up. Among other works, Bionic starred in the "[[Autism]] Conquered" drawing seen above, the rough sketch on the right, and a short [[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)|self titled story]].<br />
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==In ''Sonichu''==<br />
Years after he was initially forgotten about and replaced by another [[Sonichu|equally stupid and unoriginal recolor]], Bionic appeared in his successor's [[Sonichu (comic)|comic series]] at the end of [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], where he arrives just in time to save [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his creator]] from being murdered by his [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|homosexual evil twin]] after Chris got beaten up again. Chris eventually regains consciousness after being initially knocked out and Bionic gives him the fourth [[Sonichu Ball]] that Chris was fighting Reldnahc for.<br />
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In the following conversation, Chris and Bionic both make some [[Chris and reality|very meta references]] to Bionic's creation and the last time Chris drew him, though Bionic for some reason does not seem to resent being almost completely forgotten about for years on end. The conversation ends with him asking Chris to provide him with a girlfriend, (you know, since he gave Sonichu one and everything), and Chris nonchalantly decides that he's now going out with [[Megan]]'s character [[Megagi La Skunk]].<br />
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[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] followed up this thread by showing Bionic and Megagi leaving to go on their first [[Dating|date]], and Chris, [[Sonichu]] and [[Magi-Chan]] then spent the rest of the issue traveling through time to retrieve a Sonichu Ball that had been lost in the past in [[Manchester High School]]. Chris worked his and Bionic's history into this story, recreating the above mentioned basketball incident in comic form, except with the Sonichu Ball filling the role of the basketball, which Chris then took and replaced with an actual basketball to keep the timeline consistent with his memories.<br />
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In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Bionic appeared again with Megagi at the beach during the spring break special, during which time Megagi recounts a story of Bionic flirting with an anthropomorphic cat until she interfered and stopped them. Bionic says nothing and passively agrees with everything, showing that he has since lost his balls.<br />
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Bionic made a reappearance in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], describing [[Wikipedia:Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|getting into a fight at a basketball court]] with several comical attempts at "street" slang after he and [[Darkbind]] save Sonichu from the trio of Reldnahc, [[Giovanni]] and [[Robotnik]], who had kidnapped his girlfriend [[Rosechu]].<br />
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For some reason, Bionic didn't appear again until much later into [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where he made a brief cameo complaining about his depiction in ''[[Asperchu]]''. He made a second cameo later in the issue, being one of the characters to execute [[Alec Benson Leary]] via eight button electric chair, loudly proclaiming "I am not a robot!" as he did. Bionic's unwarranted murder of Alec is to date his last appearance.<br />
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Notably, Bionic used to look rather different from [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], with smaller head-spines and much larger back-spines, and a tail. This different (but no less stupid) profile shape is likely not so much an act of originality as much as a simple inability to properly copy Sonic's design. Chris being Chris, Bionic's current iteration in ''Sonichu'' looks like the palette-swapped Sonic the Hedgehog he always was at heart.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Image:0233-CWCNote4.jpg|Genesis of Bionic<br />
Image:BionicIRL.png|Bionic IRL<br />
Image:Page85.jpg|Is Bionic really...[[Wikipedia:Will Smith|?]]<br />
Image:Page85withthefreshprince.jpg|That's better!<br />
Image:288-YuBionic.jpg|Like everything else Chris ever made, Bionic has a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.<br />
Image:ModNation Bionic.jpg|As he appears in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Megagi La Skunk]]<br />
*[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]<br />
*[[Sonichu]]<br />
*[[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)]]<br />
*[[Manchester High School]]<br />
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<div>:''For the short story, see [[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)]].''<br />
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! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character<br />
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! colspan="2" |Bionic the Hedgehog<br />
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| '''Date of birth'''<br />
| 13 November [[Sonichu chronology#1986|1986]] (in universe)<br />
13 November [[1996]] (IRL)<br />
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| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male<br />
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| '''Length'''<br />
| 5'4" (163 cm)<br />
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| '''Weight'''<br />
| 120 lbs (54 kg)<br />
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| '''Species'''<br />
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])<br />
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| '''Type'''<br />
| Electric<br />
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| '''Parents'''<br />
| [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]]<br />
|}<br />
[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|Astci3 conquered! Remarkable! Now he just needs to conquer cross-eyedness and his colors flowing outside of the lines!]]<br />
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{{quote|Fuck bionic! It's ironic!|[[Wikipedia:Nelly|Nelly]]}}<br />
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{{quote|Bionic the Hedgehog is [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s long-lost brother. He is a professional [[Wikipedia:Basketball|basketball]] star and hand with tools in mechanics. He can score over 100 baskets in a single B-Ball game.|[[:Image:287-ACBionicBck.jpg|Bionic the Hedgehog Animal Crossing card]]}}<br />
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'''Bionic the Hedgehog''' (born [[Sonichu chronology#1986|13 November 1986]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref>) was [[Chris]]'s first recolor, predating even his crowning achievement [[Sonichu]]. Brother of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], Bionic loves to play basketball.<br />
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Despite his name, Bionic is not a cyborg. According to Chris, Bionic rhymes with Sonic and the "B" is for "basketball".<ref>[[Mailbag 6#Bionic's name|Mailbag 6]]</ref> He made it clear that "Bionic is not a robot" during the [[Asperchu]] saga when Alec's version of Bionic was depicted as an actual cyborg, styled after [[Wikipedia:Davros|Davros]].<br />
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==Character history==<br />
[[Image:EarlyBionic.jpg|thumb|left|100px|An early image of Bionic, c. [[1996]]]]<br />
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Chris claims to have created Bionic way back on 13 November [[1996]], when he was standing in the middle of the hallway of his [[high school]] next to the basketball courts, staring into the void like [[Slow-in-the-minds|a retard]]. He claims that he was daydreaming about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] character [[Wikipedia:Mighty the Armadillo|Mighty the Armadillo]].<ref>[[:Image:0233-CWCNote4.jpg|DVD, note 4]]</ref><br />
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Standing there motionless, daydreaming about Mighty, Chris was — you guessed it — hit in the face with a basketball. This, in Chris's words, "opened the lockers to his mind," and lead to the creation of the recolor we know and tolerate today as the completely original character of Bionic the Hedgehog.<br />
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[[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)|Bionic's backstory]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/bionic1.htm Bionic the Hedgehog. By: Christian W. Chandler]</ref> tells us that he was [[Sonic]]'s brother, and that when they were young, Bionic fell through a portal into a [[Chris and reality|world]] filled with [[niggos|basket ball players]]. Sonic, for his part, forgot all about his dimwitted sibling, and went on to be a real star. Cut to years later, when Bionic showed up to save his brother, and then go on to have other [[Chris and writing##Plot_and_Drama|exciting adventures.]] It's interesting to note that, unlike all of Chris's other characters, Bionic was created within the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series)|SatAM]]/[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comic series)|Archie Comic]] universe and not the video game universe.<br />
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As this was before Chris started churning out comics, Chris's very first creation Bionic was limited to only ever appearing in the occasional drawing or short story Chris thought up. Among other works, Bionic starred in the "[[Autism]] Conquered" drawing seen above, the rough sketch on the right, and a short [[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)|self titled story]].<br />
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==In ''Sonichu''==<br />
Years after he was initially forgotten about and replaced by another [[Sonichu|equally stupid and unoriginal recolor]], Bionic appeared in his successor's [[Sonichu (comic)|comic series]] at the end of [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], where he arrives just in time to save [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his creator]] from being murdered by his [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|homosexual evil twin]] after Chris got beaten up again. Chris eventually regains consciousness after being initially knocked out and Bionic gives him the fourth [[Sonichu Ball]] that Chris was fighting Reldnahc for.<br />
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In the following conversation, Chris and Bionic both make some [[Chris and reality|very meta references]] to Bionic's creation and the last time Chris drew him, though Bionic for some reason does not seem to resent being almost completely forgotten about for years on end. The conversation ends with him asking Chris to provide him with a girlfriend, (you know, since he gave Sonichu one and everything), and Chris nonchalantly decides that he's now going out with [[Megan]]'s character [[Megagi La Skunk]].<br />
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[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] followed up this thread by showing Bionic and Megagi leaving to go on their first [[Dating|date]], and Chris, [[Sonichu]] and [[Magi-Chan]] then spent the rest of the issue traveling through time to retrieve a Sonichu Ball that had been lost in the past in [[Manchester High School]]. Chris worked his and Bionic's history into this story, recreating the above mentioned basketball incident in comic form, except with the Sonichu Ball filling the role of the basketball, which Chris then took and replaced with an actual basketball to keep the timeline consistent with his memories.<br />
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In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Bionic appeared again with Megagi at the beach during the spring break special, during which time Megagi recounts a story of Bionic flirting with an anthropomorphic cat until she interfered and stopped them. Bionic says nothing and passively agrees with everything, showing that he has since lost his balls.<br />
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Bionic made a reappearance in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], describing [[Wikipedia:Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|getting into a fight at a basketball court]] with several comical attempts at "street" slang after he and [[Darkbind]] save Sonichu from the trio of Reldnahc, [[Giovanni]] and [[Robotnik]], who had kidnapped his girlfriend [[Rosechu]].<br />
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For some reason, Bionic didn't appear again until much later into [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where he made a brief cameo complaining about his depiction in ''[[Asperchu]]''. He made a second cameo later in the issue, being one of the characters to execute [[Alec Benson Leary]] via eight button electric chair, loudly proclaiming "I am not a robot!" as he did. Bionic's unwarranted murder of Alec is to date his last appearance.<br />
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Notably, Bionic used to look rather different from [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], with smaller head-spines and much larger back-spines, and a tail. This different (but no less stupid) profile shape is likely not so much an act of originality as much as a simple inability to properly copy Sonic's design. Chris being Chris, Bionic's current iteration in ''Sonichu'' looks like the palette-swapped Sonic the Hedgehog he always was at heart.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Image:0233-CWCNote4.jpg|Genesis of Bionic<br />
Image:BionicIRL.png|Bionic IRL<br />
Image:Page85.jpg|Is Bionic really...[[Wikipedia:Will Smith|?]]<br />
Image:Page85withthefreshprince.jpg|That's better!<br />
Image:288-YuBionic.jpg|Like everything else Chris ever made, Bionic has a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.<br />
Image:ModNation Bionic.jpg|As he appears in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Megagi La Skunk]]<br />
*[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]<br />
*[[Sonichu]]<br />
*[[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)]]<br />
*[[Manchester High School]]<br />
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[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Pok%C3%A9mon&diff=153175Talk:Pokémon2011-11-19T08:26:53Z<p>Darkspecteranon: /* Dasiy/David Dragonite */</p>
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<div>Right, first of all, why was that little paragraph about Chris rejecting the pokemon games as cannon for Sonichu's sake deleted? Because it seemed to be relevant information. Just asking. Also, Chris has given lists of pokemon used by people such as Naitsirhc on CWCipedia articles. I'm not quite sure, but I think that these Trainers teams warrant a little subsection of some kind. Also he mentioned that Naitsirhc had a Mewtwo, which may or may not be the same one that 'raised' Magi-Chan. Thats definitely getting a mention. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 04:06, 19 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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It implied that he tossed all of Gen IV into discontinuity out of spite. The new Rosechu page implies that her father was a Luxray(Which makes sense, it's in the same Egg group as Raichu).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:13, 19 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Yeah. So why was that paragraph removed? Thats what i'm asking. It seemed like it was relevant information, but some editor deleted it, and I want to know why. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:36, 19 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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He added a Luxray into his cannon. Luxray are generation IV. The paragraph was nothing more than blind speculation that was disproved by this addition. But go on ahead and add the trainer lists, that would work.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:44, 19 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Thank you. Sorry for seeming like such an idiot, but I wasn't aware of that thing about Luxray. I'm not too familiar with generation 4. As far as pokemon goes I've only played generation 1 so far. And i'll add in the bit about the Trainer pokemon later on then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:16, 19 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I've noticed that the outgoing links to the wikipedia articles have no pictures or anything interesting. By constract, there is at least one Pokemon wiki out there that not only includes pictures but more information than one could possibly ask for. Now, I haven't played or cared about Pokemon since early High School but if I were to click on one of those links out of curiosity, I would at least like to see a picture so I knew exactly what I'm supposed to see (instead of a short, one-paragraph summary on Wikipedia that has no visual aids or more information if I was bored and wanted to read something for the heck of it). Would anyone mind if I changed the links from Wikipedia entries to entries from the Bulbapedia, which has an exhaustive 17,589 articles? I realize this is a lot of work, which is why I'm volunteering my time to this task if it pleases the higher-ups on the CWCiki. I just thought I'll ask since it makes sense to me that, if you're going to post an out-going link, it should be as informative as possible and have visual guides if available. Wikipedia is great if there are no better options but there are in this case.--[[User:Bailoroc|Bailoroc]] 03:46, 29 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*I've been on Bulbapedia quite a lot in my time, and I don't really see how those links are really any better than the ones that exist. They give more information, that's true, but the point of the article isn't to link to the base stats or egg moves of various pokemon, but rather to give a general idea to those who forgot/never had their childhood, and the Wikipedia articles do that well enough. If we were trying to educate people on EVERYTHING, I would wholeheartedly agree with you, but this is really about how the various pokemon pertain to Chris, rather than the pokemon themselves. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 08:17, 29 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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**Well, I'll repeat myself again; the Wikipedia entries doesn't have any pictures. I click on the link and get a boring text. If I take the time to go to the Bulapedia, I can actually see what said Pokemon looks like. Maybe I'm missing something (and if I am, feel free to explain it to me) but I think people would have a better idea about how various Pokemon relates to Christian if we can actually see said Pokemon; that's why I suggested replacing the text-only Wikipedia link with the more informative and imaged-filled Bulapedia links.--[[User:Bailoroc|Bailoroc]] 14:37, 29 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
***Then, we should add sprite images of the pokemon appearing in the comics, but only those who are more remarcable and are actual pokemon. No sonichus's fan sprites.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:41, 29 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
***If you really think images are so important, add a couple to the article. We don't need to have excessively obfuscating links just because they include some pictures. --[[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 10:32, 29 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Daisy/David Dragonite ==<br />
The test Mentions that the cwcikipedia mentions the different name, and I found the reference:<br />
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http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc<br />
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Would it help to link it to this section? Also does anyone know how to link directly to the CWCipedia? [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 00:26, 19 November 2011 (PST)</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Pok%C3%A9mon&diff=153174Talk:Pokémon2011-11-19T08:26:33Z<p>Darkspecteranon: </p>
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<div>Right, first of all, why was that little paragraph about Chris rejecting the pokemon games as cannon for Sonichu's sake deleted? Because it seemed to be relevant information. Just asking. Also, Chris has given lists of pokemon used by people such as Naitsirhc on CWCipedia articles. I'm not quite sure, but I think that these Trainers teams warrant a little subsection of some kind. Also he mentioned that Naitsirhc had a Mewtwo, which may or may not be the same one that 'raised' Magi-Chan. Thats definitely getting a mention. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 04:06, 19 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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It implied that he tossed all of Gen IV into discontinuity out of spite. The new Rosechu page implies that her father was a Luxray(Which makes sense, it's in the same Egg group as Raichu).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:13, 19 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Yeah. So why was that paragraph removed? Thats what i'm asking. It seemed like it was relevant information, but some editor deleted it, and I want to know why. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:36, 19 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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He added a Luxray into his cannon. Luxray are generation IV. The paragraph was nothing more than blind speculation that was disproved by this addition. But go on ahead and add the trainer lists, that would work.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:44, 19 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Thank you. Sorry for seeming like such an idiot, but I wasn't aware of that thing about Luxray. I'm not too familiar with generation 4. As far as pokemon goes I've only played generation 1 so far. And i'll add in the bit about the Trainer pokemon later on then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:16, 19 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I've noticed that the outgoing links to the wikipedia articles have no pictures or anything interesting. By constract, there is at least one Pokemon wiki out there that not only includes pictures but more information than one could possibly ask for. Now, I haven't played or cared about Pokemon since early High School but if I were to click on one of those links out of curiosity, I would at least like to see a picture so I knew exactly what I'm supposed to see (instead of a short, one-paragraph summary on Wikipedia that has no visual aids or more information if I was bored and wanted to read something for the heck of it). Would anyone mind if I changed the links from Wikipedia entries to entries from the Bulbapedia, which has an exhaustive 17,589 articles? I realize this is a lot of work, which is why I'm volunteering my time to this task if it pleases the higher-ups on the CWCiki. I just thought I'll ask since it makes sense to me that, if you're going to post an out-going link, it should be as informative as possible and have visual guides if available. Wikipedia is great if there are no better options but there are in this case.--[[User:Bailoroc|Bailoroc]] 03:46, 29 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*I've been on Bulbapedia quite a lot in my time, and I don't really see how those links are really any better than the ones that exist. They give more information, that's true, but the point of the article isn't to link to the base stats or egg moves of various pokemon, but rather to give a general idea to those who forgot/never had their childhood, and the Wikipedia articles do that well enough. If we were trying to educate people on EVERYTHING, I would wholeheartedly agree with you, but this is really about how the various pokemon pertain to Chris, rather than the pokemon themselves. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 08:17, 29 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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**Well, I'll repeat myself again; the Wikipedia entries doesn't have any pictures. I click on the link and get a boring text. If I take the time to go to the Bulapedia, I can actually see what said Pokemon looks like. Maybe I'm missing something (and if I am, feel free to explain it to me) but I think people would have a better idea about how various Pokemon relates to Christian if we can actually see said Pokemon; that's why I suggested replacing the text-only Wikipedia link with the more informative and imaged-filled Bulapedia links.--[[User:Bailoroc|Bailoroc]] 14:37, 29 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
***Then, we should add sprite images of the pokemon appearing in the comics, but only those who are more remarcable and are actual pokemon. No sonichus's fan sprites.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:41, 29 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
***If you really think images are so important, add a couple to the article. We don't need to have excessively obfuscating links just because they include some pictures. --[[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 10:32, 29 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Dasiy/David Dragonite ==<br />
The test Mentions that the cwcikipedia mentions the different name, and I found the reference:<br />
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http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc<br />
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Would it help to link it to this section? Also does anyone know how to link directly to the CWCipedia?[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 00:26, 19 November 2011 (PST)</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_47&diff=150948Mailbag 472011-11-02T01:03:08Z<p>Darkspecteranon: Fixing a format error</p>
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<div>'''Mailbag 47''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 26 [[January 2010]] and answered on 30 January 2010.<br />
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Perhaps the most notable response in this mailbag is Chris saying that [[stress]] could [[Heart level|kill him]], and then hoping that [[GodJesus|God and Jesus]], give heavenly guidance to fans of [[Asperchu]], directing them away from Alec's creation and back to the Sonichu Comics. Chris also claims that it's okay for him to show so much Rosechu Cameltoe in his comics on the basis that most children will eventually be exposed to such things in real life. An interesting stance to take, considering Chris's real life [[Virgin with Rage|hasn't been so accommodating]]. Other highlights include Chris's reaction to [[Kimmi]] fanart, and another implausible claim of Chris being related to [[Anne Boleyn]].<br />
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==Answered==<br />
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===The reprobate and the elect===<br />
{{Email|From: Amber Noble <[[Wikipedia:Rocket to Russia|teenagelobotomy]]1000@yahoo.com><br />
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Chris,<br />
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In that "[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|Asperchu is a horrendous joke]]" video you said that all the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] in Alec Benson Leary's comic were ones he caught in the wild. I thought there was only one [[Sonichu]] in the world, one [[Rosechu]], one [[Punchy Sonichu]], etc. So now are there a bunch of Sonichus that are identical to the Sonichu featured in your [[comic]] running around zapping to the extreme? If so, where did they come from and how do they tell each other apart? Could any of them trick Rosechu into thinking they're the original Sonichu for sexual purposes? How does Rosechu know she's sleeping with the Sonichu she married and not some [[imposter]]?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|UNLESS taught fluent Spoken Language, all the wild ones will ONLY say "Sonichu" or "Rosechu" respectively, just as most other [[Pok'emon]]. Other Eggs have come out of the [[Rainbow]] of Chaotic Energy, of which most of them are just Sonichus and Rosechus that are fated to be simply wild Pok'emon.}}<br />
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===Dying from stress===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Valentina Tereshkova|Valentina Tereshkova]] <jurasicos@yahoo.com><br />
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Chris, I'm still a [[loyal]] Sonichu fan. And frankly, I'm worried. While you don't update the [[CWCipedia]] or give your fans anything for days, Alec is continuously producing new pages and gaining new fans. And quite frankly, some of his stuff is pretty good.<br />
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I, and the remaining Sonichu fans, would like to know: what's your strategy for dealing with this? How are you going to regain the fans that have gone over to the dark side? I know that a supremely intelligent and creative genius like you has thought of something by now.<br />
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I'm afraid that even then, you're not going to be able to turn the tide yourself, and you're going to need to rely on your fans to help you. So share your plans with us, let us work with you. You're not alone Chris, we can help. Let's work together to bring Sonichu back to its rightful place on top of the comics pyramid.<br />
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Yours,<br />
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Valentina}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Yes, I agree with you, I will need my loyal fans to help me turn the tide to bring those who turned the other cheek on me back. I will be continuing to draw my daily 2 or so pages a day and upload them the following late morning/early afternoon (to sync with my recent [[biological clock]] reset). I also appreciate your kind words and direct, yet gentle, criticisms. I will also be adding more character bio pages to the Cwcipedia soon. I try not to stress out over everything; if I did, I would have probably died years ago from stress. I just continue on and pray that y'all, [[God and Jesus]] show the past fans the light shining the error of their choice. <br />
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:11, 31 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
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===Children will be seeing furry porn in real life===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Tom Vilsack|Tom Vilsack]] <agriculturerocks@aol.com><br />
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How are panty shots of Rosechu "fan service?" I mean, only perverts get off to furry cartoon characters. And isn't this a comic for little kids? Do little kids need "fan service" like panty shots and female characters' genitals being outlined through their clothes?}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Children will likely be seeing the same things in real life, so mellow out and let them learn a bit, and further educate the children with discussions.}}<br />
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===Pseudo-apologies===<br />
[[Image:Flambai Sonichu.JPG|thumb|Poor kid]]<br />
{{Email|From: flambai@hotmail.com<br />
Hello CWC,<br />
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Well, my young son is back to talking now, and he is reading your Sonichu comic, but he says that he enjoys another comic more; I believe it is called "[[Moon-Pals]]"<br />
This wonderful comic focussed on the characters he wanted to see, and he loves it, but when you said those horrible things about the moon-pals comic in your Sonichu comic, he went back into being catatonic, he won't eat, and he keeps crying. here's some fanart he drew before the incident<br />
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Sincerely<br />
Sarah Lutt}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I have recently apologized for those accusations in a recent video, and I pray your son comes back around. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:11, 31 January 2010 (CET)}}<br />
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===Crudely drawn===<br />
{{Email|From: Cheaterx@gmail.com <cheaterx@gmail.com><br />
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I've been a long time fan of Sonichu, but recently, after seeing an ad, I started reading the Asperchu comics. I have to say, I like your Asperchu comic better than your Sonichu comic. Asperchu is a much better written and better drawn character. Have you ever considered canceling Sonichu so that your company can devote all their energy on Asperchu, giving it the attention it deserves? I really would like that.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Firstly, as I have stated before, '''Asperchu is NOT MY CHARACTER; him and those crudely drawn pages belong ONLY to Alec Benson Leary. I still have NO connection whatsoever with him, and the ads were placed on the Cwcipedia without my consent.}}<br />
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===Does this count as interracial marriage?===<br />
{{Email|From: David J Stirling <megaluigi4@hotmail.com><br />
I don't think you know the true mechanics of [[Pokemon]], Christian. In your latest comic, [[Sonichu|Sonchu]] used a Mud Slap against a Nidoking, taking him down to half health. You also said Ground Type attacks are strong against Poison types, which is true. Nidoking, however, is a Ground Type. Meaning he resists the attack by 1/2 damage. The Base Power of Mud Slap is 20, meaning that Sonichu himself would have to have a gamebreaking Attack stat in order to cause any damage to Nidoking, much less half of it's health.<br />
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Scyther and Venusaur aren't even in the same breeding group either.<br />
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For someone who's considered a Pokemon Master, you surely don't know your stuff.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Earthquake against Nidoking is still Super Effective; Mud-Slap is the same, but less damage, thus taking Nidoking down to half as I have described. I never said the father Scyther and mother Venusaur had their own Birth Children; they still loved each other as I had drawn them to be.}}<br />
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===Momentary pause to torture===<br />
[[Image:CreepichuKimmi.jpg|thumb|Adorably psychotic]]<br />
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{{Email|From: Rosie W <doktorschnitzelv2@googlemail.com><br />
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Hey Chris!<br />
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I wanted to show you my OC Creepichu Rosechu so I attatched(sic) my picture of her, I know you are not a huge fan of digital drawing but I don't have a scanner or a working [[camera]]. She's an escaped mental patient who was turned into a hedgehog when Sonichu tried to snatch the severed limb she was chewing off her and accidently(sic) sent a shock through. She's reformed now and only eats the flesh off the recent dead instead of killing people, and can help the other Sonichus and Rosechus in battle with her razor sharp teeth, super speed and ability to survive for long periods of time without any sleep. She likes shopping, flowers, long walks in the park, daytime television shows, eating flesh,breaking into houses and watching people sleep, talking to herself, camwhoring on [[4-cent_garbage.com|4cent garbage]] and often has to wear a straight jacket in public incase she gets violent.<br />
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Her best friend is [[Kimmi|Kimmi the lovedoll]] :)<br />
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I was wondering if you'd like to use her in your comic, she's desperately lonely and missing a true and honest [[sweetheart]] of her very own. I'm sure you could help her :3<br />
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Lots of love from London!<br />
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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I will consider Creepella Rosechu. But there was never any place for the unappreciated drawn recreation of the love doll. Either you are misdirected or you are a [[Troll]] giving me a momentary piece of torture; which are you?}}<br />
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===He's working on it!===<br />
{{Email|From: [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
I was just wondering, why does the CWCipedia suck in comparison to Asperpedia? The CWCipedia has been around for significantly longer yet has a relatively poor format and tiny amount of articles. You do not even have a Rosechu article, and she's one of your main characters! I know they have more people to work on Asperpedia considering their [[fanbase]] is still running strong and they have several artists, but still, it's not like you have a job or anything. I really think you should put less time into playing with toys and more time into the CWCipedia if you want to halt the the rapid decline of your fanbase.<br />
<br />
Barbara}}<br />
{{EmailReply|I am working on the improvements, and I do plan on creating more character bio pages the coming week.}}<br />
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==Rejected Mailbag==<br />
===Begone===<br />
''Chris combined the following two emails into one and answered them before thinking better of it and moving them to the rejected mailbag.''<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
"You think I DENY MY OWN MISTAKES, ERRORS and ORDEALS?"<br />
<br />
Here are a few examples:<br />
<br />
You lied to your [[father]] about having the house videos off of the internet.<br />
<br />
You tried to lie your way out of trouble at [[Wal-Mart]]<br />
<br />
You lied about having reached an agreement with [[Evan]].<br />
<br />
You tried to downplay the fact that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|you shit your pants]].<br />
<br />
You claim that you're not [[fat]].<br />
<br />
You claim that your [[art]] is good(Your family and [[Wesley Mem|congregation]] don't count, they're just saying so to be polite).<br />
<br />
You lie about being related to [[Anne Boleyn|Ann Boylen]].<br />
<br />
You're probably lying about the [[honor roll]].<br />
<br />
Just to name a few.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com><br />
"Well, at least I do answer my Letters."<br />
<br />
Many times you don't even answer the question. Stuffing some words under a letter doesn't count as an answer unless they answer the question asked in the letter.<br />
<br />
One letter asked you to describe why you didn't like Asperchu and you began rambling about nightmares.<br />
<br />
Oh, and "Whatever" and "No comment" aren't answers.<br />
<br />
"And I am certain he deletes EVERY LAST LETTER he is the least offended by, or REWORDS ALL of such;"<br />
<br />
Did you know that due to the magic of Wiki software, you can go back to earlier versions of a page or even track edits made?<br />
<br />
Alec has never done this and the history on Asperpedia is proof.<br />
<br />
You, on the other hand, have attempted to reword five letters and have utterly deleted sixty five.<br />
<br />
So you've freaked out over seventy total emails while Alec has yet to even move ONE to his alternate mailbags or delete it.<br />
<br />
That just proves that Alec can deal with his fans in a far more civil manner. :p<br />
<br />
"AT least I put most of those letters in a seperate bag and give them notice and attention appropriately."<br />
<br />
You have not used any of the separate Mailbags since [[Mailbag 24]] and the Rejected Mailbag has seen minimal use since [[Mailbag 30]].<br />
<br />
"I feel distraught when I have to put up with such, and I am certain all the other artists do the same, even worse by tossing them into the trashcan like an office person who makes it fun with balling up the paper and shooting the hoop."<br />
<br />
No, not listening to your critics is something idiots do. Trust me, I know artists.<br />
<br />
"At Least I give every one of my letters full reading time and thought."<br />
<br />
A few mailbags ago you said you gave each letter about a minute or two of reading. Hypocrite.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|For your information, MY art IS better; I AM related to Anne Bolyn, and I WAS on Honor Roll throughout Middle and High School, and I WAS on [[Mary Lee Walsh|the Dean]]'s List in [[College]]. You are obviously a troll trying to pick on my nerves. Begone.}}<br />
<br />
==Gone forever==<br />
<br />
===Girl Raichu===<br />
{{Email|From: Stephany Miller <smokerchick1970@hotmail.com><br />
Chrissy!<br />
<br />
You had us all fooled for such a long time. I knew Rosechu couldn't be female though. I like how you set up doubt by naming that obviously male Raichu that she was created from "Girl Raichu." So smart. I dunno though, giving Rosechu the pointed tail of a male Raichu was a little obvious though. You were so adamant though that you still fooled a lot of people though lol. I'm so glad to see this fascinating plot point finally be resolved with Rosechu revealing her [[pickle]] to [[Simonchu]] in his hour of need! <br />
<br />
My question is, how does Rosechu's new openness about her pickle effect the overall plot? What about her relationship with Sonichu? Is he [[Magi-Chan|secretly gay]]? I bet he is.<br />
<br />
Stephany}}<br />
{{Mailbag}}</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Crass_and_Champ&diff=150750Crass and Champ2011-10-29T07:27:46Z<p>Darkspecteranon: </p>
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<div>[[Image:CrassAndChampCropped.jpg|thumb|right|Crass (left) and Champ (right)]]<br />
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'''Crass and Champ''' are [[Ivy]]'s pet [[Wikipedia:Hermit crab|hermit crabs]], named in honor of CWC [[trolls]] [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] (disgruntled former [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] admin and general curmudgeon) and [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[CWCki]] admin).<br />
<br />
Ivy being [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] ''du jour'', he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her. Beyond even that, he seemed to be psychotically obsessed with her crabs. That Crass is male and Champ is female, but both have masculine names, never seemed to bother Chris, which is odd given his hatred of the [[homos]]. Likewise, the thought of Ivy [[Wikipedia:Pediculosis pubis|having crabs]] never seemed to bother Chris in the slightest.<br />
<br />
Chris has produced [[Bunny Hop|a video]] just to entertain the crabs, "written" a [[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)|song]] about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|wedding]]. Chris has even [[For My Sweetest Ivy|invited]] Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to [[Charlottesville]] when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris has not a single clue of what hermit crabs are like aside from the fact that... they're crabs. <br />
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==See also==<br />
*"[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]"<br />
*[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]<br />
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[[Category: Pets]]</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:MoarLurk&diff=149096User talk:MoarLurk2011-09-28T06:47:03Z<p>Darkspecteranon: /* Joe's Vandalism */</p>
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<div>{{Not A Forum}}<br />
Hi. I rolled back your edits on [[Wild Sonichu]] because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Mighty fine work, Lou ==<br />
<br />
Nice work on "improving" the CWCipedia. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Way better than I did. I was Bonehead, by the way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:44, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:were you amongst those that expanded the character pages? because in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: give the damn characters their pages and give them some depth, and for that i salute you man. >:( [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I'm the author of Wild's new (and technically the original) bio page. I feel this gives him far more character than Chris ever gave him. Also, I hope we get to keep the CWCipedia in it's current state--raping it feels therapeutic after so long.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:59, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Indeed. After putting up with Chris's smug, holier-than-thou attitude for what seemed like an eternity, we finally get our revenge. By the way, I went under the name "Thermidor" when I vandalized the CWCipedia. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc here. I rewrite the mailbags. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== A new article ==<br />
<br />
I've been working on a "Mary Sue" article in my [[User:Bill_Lumburg/Sandbox|sandbox]]. Do you think it's viable? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:20, 12 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm not quite sure myself--wouldn't the article just turn into a description of how pretty much everyone in the comic is some sort of Sue? I think it may work as a section in the Chris and Writing article, though.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:14, 12 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
<br />
== how do you make a sandbox/subpage? ==<br />
<br />
please?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:14, 23 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Go to http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:J0haely/Sandbox and create the page.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:08, 23 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== Yo ==<br />
<br />
Contact me on AIM and/or IRC.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:56, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==LESS THAN THREE==<br />
I HEART YOU DON'T BE SAD! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:00, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== Removing stuff from other people's talk page ==<br />
<br />
Please don't remove stuff from other people's user pages unless it's 1) something you yourself wrote or 2) it's vandalism. If you do it again, I'm afraid I'll have to ban you (temporarily, but still). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Sorry, won't happen again.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:06, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Hey ==<br />
<br />
You're a faggot. [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] 22:07, 19 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Joe's Vandalism ==<br />
<br />
Looks like you took care of it real quick. Thanks for that!<br />
<br />
That's an awesome tool you got there. I'm assuming it's an admin tool?<br />
<br />
If this should happen again, should users just report it to you?[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 23:43, 27 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Sure, go out and report to the extreme.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:45, 27 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
How exactly do you report a problem like that... I'm not sure.<br />
<br />
Also seems to be a spam bot here.... Maybe check it out sir?<br />
<br />
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Rubi12ponting</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:MoarLurk&diff=149068User talk:MoarLurk2011-09-28T06:43:50Z<p>Darkspecteranon: /* Joe's Vandalism */ new section</p>
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<div>{{Not A Forum}}<br />
Hi. I rolled back your edits on [[Wild Sonichu]] because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)<br />
<br />
== Mighty fine work, Lou ==<br />
<br />
Nice work on "improving" the CWCipedia. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Way better than I did. I was Bonehead, by the way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:44, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:were you amongst those that expanded the character pages? because in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: give the damn characters their pages and give them some depth, and for that i salute you man. >:( [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I'm the author of Wild's new (and technically the original) bio page. I feel this gives him far more character than Chris ever gave him. Also, I hope we get to keep the CWCipedia in it's current state--raping it feels therapeutic after so long.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:59, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Indeed. After putting up with Chris's smug, holier-than-thou attitude for what seemed like an eternity, we finally get our revenge. By the way, I went under the name "Thermidor" when I vandalized the CWCipedia. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc here. I rewrite the mailbags. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== A new article ==<br />
<br />
I've been working on a "Mary Sue" article in my [[User:Bill_Lumburg/Sandbox|sandbox]]. Do you think it's viable? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:20, 12 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm not quite sure myself--wouldn't the article just turn into a description of how pretty much everyone in the comic is some sort of Sue? I think it may work as a section in the Chris and Writing article, though.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:14, 12 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
<br />
== how do you make a sandbox/subpage? ==<br />
<br />
please?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:14, 23 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Go to http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:J0haely/Sandbox and create the page.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:08, 23 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== Yo ==<br />
<br />
Contact me on AIM and/or IRC.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:56, 4 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==LESS THAN THREE==<br />
I HEART YOU DON'T BE SAD! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:00, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== Removing stuff from other people's talk page ==<br />
<br />
Please don't remove stuff from other people's user pages unless it's 1) something you yourself wrote or 2) it's vandalism. If you do it again, I'm afraid I'll have to ban you (temporarily, but still). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Sorry, won't happen again.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:06, 22 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Hey ==<br />
<br />
You're a faggot. [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] 22:07, 19 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Joe's Vandalism ==<br />
<br />
Looks like you took care of it real quick. Thanks for that!<br />
<br />
That's an awesome tool you got there. I'm assuming it's an admin tool?<br />
<br />
If this should happen again, should users just report it to you?[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 23:43, 27 September 2011 (PDT)</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Darkspecteranon&diff=148958User talk:Darkspecteranon2011-09-28T06:31:10Z<p>Darkspecteranon: </p>
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<div>==Unban==<br />
<br />
This guy emailed me. When he made the edit, I tried to find if he was right or not, but I wasn't able to. As it was a new account that made an edit that I couldn't find evidence for, I assumed it was vandalism and banned the account. Turns out he was right, though. Sorry about that. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 08:02, 12 February 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
No worries... Glad we got that sorted out. Though at the time I sent you that info, I was at a different computer than the one I normally use. Will that affect the ban. i.e. Removed from user, but it was at a different ip?--[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:29, 12 February 2011 (PST)<br />
*The IP ban meant you couldn't do anything from that IP, but by removing the ban, the IP is allowed to make accounts and edits again. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:41, 12 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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**Good Deal Thanks--[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 16:55, 13 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Joe Vandalization ==<br />
<br />
If you missed it, since joe is no longer spamming edits, if you would like to undo his edits, you will always need to remember the "hist" page. There it will show the last edits. Since Joe's edits are blanking the pages, you want to undo his edit.<br />
<br />
To easily see all the vandalism he did, click on Joe's "Contrib" link, and that will show all the edits joe has made. <br />
<br />
Good luck people!<br />
<br />
I'm signing off for the night.<br />
[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 23:30, 27 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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<br />
hi i have to go sleep now. thanks for telling everyone how to undo Joe's edits :) --[[User:Derangel|Derangel]] 02:30, 28 September 2011 (EST)</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Darkspecteranon&diff=148957User talk:Darkspecteranon2011-09-28T06:30:46Z<p>Darkspecteranon: /* Joe Vandalization */ new section</p>
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<div>==Unban==<br />
<br />
This guy emailed me. When he made the edit, I tried to find if he was right or not, but I wasn't able to. As it was a new account that made an edit that I couldn't find evidence for, I assumed it was vandalism and banned the account. Turns out he was right, though. Sorry about that. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 08:02, 12 February 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
No worries... Glad we got that sorted out. Though at the time I sent you that info, I was at a different computer than the one I normally use. Will that affect the ban. i.e. Removed from user, but it was at a different ip?--[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:29, 12 February 2011 (PST)<br />
*The IP ban meant you couldn't do anything from that IP, but by removing the ban, the IP is allowed to make accounts and edits again. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:41, 12 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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**Good Deal Thanks--[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 16:55, 13 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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hi i have to go sleep now. thanks for telling everyone how to undo Joe's edits :) --[[User:Derangel|Derangel]] 02:30, 28 September 2011 (EST)<br />
<br />
== Joe Vandalization ==<br />
<br />
If you missed it, since joe is no longer spamming edits, if you would like to undo his edits, you will always need to remember the "hist" page. There it will show the last edits. Since Joe's edits are blanking the pages, you want to undo his edit.<br />
<br />
To easily see all the vandalism he did, click on Joe's "Contrib" link, and that will show all the edits joe has made. <br />
<br />
Good luck people!<br />
<br />
I'm signing off for the night.<br />
[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 23:30, 27 September 2011 (PDT)</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_in_the_media&diff=148953Talk:Chris in the media2011-09-28T06:25:25Z<p>Darkspecteranon: /* Chris and the Media */ new section</p>
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<div>==To do==<br />
You know how some of you folks wanted articles just about the radio appearance by Chris? Well congratulations, you have this page.<br />
<br />
Ideally, this page serves to document all the appearances made by Chris in the media, ideally focusing on traditional media (TV, newspapers, radio, etc.). We could throw in the high profile sites like Fark, The Atlantic, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:04, 17 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Seriously, put media appearances here. I don't want to see articles like "Chris on the Radio" because then we'd need "Chris on TV," "Chris on the Blogosphere," "Chris in newspapers," "Chris in the middle of the street screaming," which defeats the purpose of this article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:53, 23 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
<br />
== Internets section ==<br />
<br />
I swear to GodBearJesus, I will personally find whoever adds troll-related material to the Internets section and cut off their [[duck]] or sew up their [[china]]. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 23:06, 24 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
-I'm probably just being biased, but is the Atop the Fourth Wall reference really needed? I don't really know if that's high profile enough to merit a mentioning. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 21:16, 27 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Hey! Linkara is even more internet famous than Chris. Also, HE IS A MAN! *punch* --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:20, 27 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Notability blogs==<br />
This is my wikifag in me coming out, but can someone establish the notability of some of the sites mentioned in the Internet media section? Obviously Fark is high profile, Harry Partridge definitely, but how about this Linkara fellow? Or Heavy.com? Or SpliceToday? I ask because I don't want people getting the idea that any time some YouTube ranter mentions Chris, it deserves a mention. Are these sources notable in any substantive way? Maybe someone who's familiar with these sites could chime in.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:11, 26 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Linkara is the creator of Atop The Fourth Wall, a web show reviewing bad comic books. It's one of the most popular series on That Guy With the Glasses.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:34, 26 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*While I don't know much about this Linkara guy, the wikipedia article on That Guy with the Glasses has a [[wikipedia:That Guy with the Glasses#Atop the Fourth Wall|section]] about Atop The Fourth Wall. As well as that an entry on Linkara also exists on wikipedia but not as an article of it's own but as a redirect to That Guy with the Glasses. I think that makes him notable enough to have his comments about Sonichu incorporated in this article. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 12:38, 27 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Sonichu ==<br />
<br />
Heh, would Sonichu be notable enough for its own Wikipedia article? [[User:Barry|Barry]] 15:52, 27 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris and the Media ==<br />
<br />
Is that a possibility for helping to flesh this page out?<br />
<br />
Just my own suggestion.[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 23:25, 27 September 2011 (PDT)</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_11&diff=148950BlueSpike Skype Logs 112011-09-28T06:20:57Z<p>Darkspecteranon: Undo revision 148501 by Joe (talk)</p>
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<div>{{quote|I'm also shedding a tear again for my [[Aunt Corina]]. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my [[church]] is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my [[birthday]] as well.|Christopher C.W.C.}}<br />
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==2009-02-20==<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:53:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Zlkavszka, [[Julie]]-Kat. :-*<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:53:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm sure you're at work now, so I'll get to a point.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:54:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I will consider the timesaver pack, but I encourage you to log in your game time to build up your virtual driving practice.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:55:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I will open up a chat window at about 5:00 to 7:00 today; I hope to see you logged-in to accept my invite.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:56:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Maybe my [[father]] will come back up and chat with you some more, if you want. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:56:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'll TTYL<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:56:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Ickvenschwel, Julie-Heart. :-*<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:56:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[12:54:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I just got your letter and your pictures. Thank you soo much. I'll share the pics and letter with my family. If you want me to come to you, I'll need your address. You can send that to me in a message on the [[PSN]].<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[12:54:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:44:02] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hi, Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:44:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Maybe you could come a few days before your birthday. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:46:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Arrive on Saturday?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:46:30] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
For weekend fun? :)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[18:09:19] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris, you have enough [[money]]..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[18:09:23] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Could I get Noby Noby Boy?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[18:10:20] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Oh, what about [[Street Fighter]] 2 HD remix?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[18:10:31] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
You could get those so I can download them to my [[PS3]] for us to play.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:12:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Hey, Julie.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:12:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
are you there?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:12:39] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Yes.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:14:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm soo sorry for not being on when I said I would. I had gone out with my father this afternoon; he needed to go to a bank to talk for over an hour, I went with him to make sure he stayed safe. Anyway, after I got back home, I felt sleepy, so I thought I'd take an hour nap; I had an alarm set on my phone to wake me in an hour, but I was too deep asleep or my alarm didn't go off, and I just awoke a quarter of an hour ago.Christopher C.W.C.I hope you're not angry at me.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:15:25] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I'm not.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:16:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
okay. are we cool?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:16:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Sure.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:16:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Thank you. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:16:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
You're the best.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:17:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
brb<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:19:03] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I saw [[Sarah May]]'s new skype message..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:19:04] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:(</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:21:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
back<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:21:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
yeah, I've read that as well. in the hospital; a close relative may have left that on there.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:22:04] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hmm.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:22:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
it did stab me emotionally.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:22:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:(</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:22:33] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:(</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:23:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Didn't I apologize in the video I uploaded?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:23:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I think I did.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:23:49] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I don't know..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:24:25] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Did she say anything?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:24:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
anyway, I should make an apology video on that matter.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:26:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I haven't heard anything else from her, other than an offline Skype message saying that I'm fat. her relative may have left that; her avitar was replaced with a dude's pic.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:26:34] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I don't know..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:26:48] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
That's a singer Sarah likes..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:26:57] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris..do you think you're fat?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:27:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I understand that I have a spot of tummy I can work off, but I don't see myself as fat.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:28:05] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Erm...<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:28:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris, you are somewhat fat. I'm sorry. :(<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:28:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I guess I was in denile, and it's okay. I needed to be reminded to excercise more, and I am doing that.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:29:04] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
How are you exercising?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:29:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I did some walking today while I was out.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:29:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
for over an hour<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:29:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and before that I did some active [[Guitar Hero]] shreddin'<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:30:02] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris, guitar hero is not [[exercise]]!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:30:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I do more than stand around; I move about in tune to the [[music]].<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:30:21] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
That's still not exercise!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:30:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
anyway, I promise you that I will be doing more walking everyday.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:31:20] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:(</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:31:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
because I really need to burn off the fat for myself, and for you.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:32:00] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Yeah..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:32:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
"Don't Trust them new [[niggos|N*ggers]] over there."<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:32:36] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
That doesn't always make me happy, Chris..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:33:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm trying anyway, because I want to make you feel better, because I care about you.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:33:20] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Thanks. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:33:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
(L)(L)(L)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:33:39] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris, can you clarify you got the letter?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:33:45] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I mean..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:33:47] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
What's the word..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:33:49] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Confirm.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:34:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Ickvenschwel, Julie. :-*Christopher C.W.C.I can quote a line from the letter.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:34:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
or, I can remind you of the Kissed Seal you left me; that was totally awesome. ;)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:34:46] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:35:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
would you still need a qoute?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:35:12] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
You can quote a line.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:35:13] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:35:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
okay. I have it here.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:37:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
"It's a lot harder to write a letter then it is to type one. =P But I love you enough that I'll do your request, but e-mail is SO much easier, so don't expect me to do this again anytime soon."<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:37:16] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:38:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
when I saw the kiss, I was like, "WOW!" I can tell you actually kissed it, by telling that it was lipstick.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:38:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:39:00] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:39:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
My [[mother]] and father saw your pictures too, and they both thought you were pretty. my word is not only pretty, but postively hot.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:39:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:40:01] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:40:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Let's talk more about the letter on the PSN, please. I wouldn't want anyone reading in on what we were typing.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:41:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and they could hear us as well; I know, because they've recorded my voice from a previous Skype chat or two with Panda before.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:42:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
they've uploaded the mp3 files onto the web, and posted links to download them on the [[ED]] page.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:42:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
within the discussion pages, to be specific.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:43:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
so, I'll head back to my [[room]], set up my [[PSEye]] and open up the chat room for us?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:44:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Julie?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:44:36] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hi.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:44:51] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
In a few minutes.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:44:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
cool.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:45:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'll send you the invite.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:45:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:45:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
see you in a few.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:45:22] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:49:08] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:50:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
yes?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:50:32] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I can't PSN chat right now.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:50:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
why not?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:50:45] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I'm going to clean my room.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:50:50] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Meh, actually.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:50:53] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I'll clean it later.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:50:55] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I'll PSN chat.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:50:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
cool. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:51:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and I thank you very much. :-*<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:51:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'll wait for you by my PS3<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[21:27:31] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I'm gonna take a nap now. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[21:27:34] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I love you.<br />
<br />
==09-02-21==<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:59:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Zlkavszka, Julie-Heart.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:59:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I've noticed you were online while I was playing [[LittleBiGPlanet]], then when I quit my game soon after, apparently you were logged into my account.<br />
<br />
==09-02-22==<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[00:00:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
So, I gave you a few minutes to do what you were doing, then I logged back in. I hope I did not interrupt anything major there.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[00:01:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Anyway, I've sent you a message, informing you that to reduce confusion, I've sent you a request from my second PSN account of Japan country.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[00:02:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
You can send me a message to my "Reld-Nait" account, informing me of how long you plan on being logged into my Sonichu account, so I'll better understand of when I can log back in without interrupting you.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[00:03:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Anyway, I will talk to you again later. And maybe I'll be able to have my mother come up and chat with you a bit. I have a plan. ;)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[00:03:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Ickvenschwal, Julie-Heart. :-*<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[00:03:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[04:09:55] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hi, Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[04:09:56] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I just got back.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:21:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Hey, Julie-Heart. Are you there now?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:22:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Anyway, I've just got home from church, and I'm going to take a nap, because I'm feeling sleepy.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:22:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
But I wanted to check in with you anyway. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:25:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm also shedding a tear again for my Aunt Corina. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my church is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my birthday as well.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:25:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
but if the funeral is on my birthday, then I hope I can return in time to make the Pancake Dinner.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:27:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
My Aunt Corina was a very sweet and caring woman. She would send me some money for my birthday, even though she didn't have much in her bank at the times. And she did care about me very much, and she thought I was a special child too.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:27:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
but I should count my blessings that I still have the rest of my family, my friends, and you.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:27:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:28:03] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hi, Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:28:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
oh, you were there.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:28:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I just got back.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:28:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
from work?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:28:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:28:52] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris, something we should bring up..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:28:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
yes?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:29:07] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
You're 26, going on 27, correct?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:29:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
yes<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:29:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
And you STILL have 'parental restrictions'...<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:29:30] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Why?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:31:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
maybe "parental restrictions" was a strong choice of words, but I feel at unease if I made the trip without the emotional support of my family. But you know how protective they are of me.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:32:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and I'm starting to save for a trip to you, and I've talked to you about how the first among between you and me to make enough for a trip, then we would base the final plans on that.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:32:41] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:32:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I also had thought of wiring you funds for you to come here to me, but then that would be going against what I've said earlier.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:33:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and I wouldn't want to go against my word.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:33:05] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris, I've TOLD YOU that it is difficult for me to make the money.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:33:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I understand that.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:33:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
so, I am planning on saving up, and hopefully I'll be able to make the trip to you in March or April.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:34:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
by car<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:34:02] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Alright..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:34:20] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris..I checked..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:34:36] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
It'll only take like 7 hours, and you'll only need about 50 dollars for gas and food.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:34:46] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I can give you money for the trip back, and I'll have a meal ready for when you get here.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:35:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
in the meantime, I feel it best for you and me to talk on the PSN chatroom, and me bringing in my mother and father now and then to chat with you to better the chances of getting their emotional support, espcially my mother's support.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:35:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
really?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:35:39] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Yes/<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:35:48] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
So, it is very easy for you to come to Ohio.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:36:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
did you go onto mapquest, punched in your and my addresses and got the distances and average travel time?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:36:22] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Googlemaps.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:36:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I see.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:37:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Still, I would appreciate you sending me your address on the PSN, so I can look it up for myself and better my case with mother.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:37:19] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Fine.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:37:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I mean no disrespect unto you, Julie-Heart, but I have to respect my mother's wishes as well.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:38:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
in a near future chat between you and me on the PSN, I'll bring my mother in, so y'all can talk a bit.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:38:32] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I don't think I want to talk to your mother..I'm too nervous.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:38:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I understand your tension, but you don't have to be nervous.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:39:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
you can talk to her, just like you were talking to me. the important item is to remain calm and cool.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:39:39] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:39:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
that's advice I've learned from the 9-year old who wrote the book on how to talk to girls.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:39:58] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
........<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:40:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>*heard about that on the John Tesh Radio Show.</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:41:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
but let's change the subject a bit.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:41:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
which city in [[Molvania]] did you grow up in?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:41:52] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I'd rather get into those details over PSN, so [[trolls]] don't get a hold of it.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:42:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I understand.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:42:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
but surely you can tell me the capitol of Molvania.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:42:22] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Molvania..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:42:23] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I'm sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:42:27] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I feel too broken up..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:42:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I just miss my family..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:42:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
aw.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:42:50] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
OW?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:42:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
no, aww<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:43:00] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Oh..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:43:01] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:43:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm sorry for bringing up tearful memories.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:43:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I didn't mean to do that.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:43:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and I can relate to you feeling homesick and missing your family.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:45:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
it's like when I moved to [[Richmond]] from [[Ruckersville]]; I missed Ruckersville. and later over the years, Richmond grew on me, and since I've moved back to Ruckersville, I've often had dreams of going back to [[Manchester High]] and the townhouse I had lived in there.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:45:16] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
...<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:45:21] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
It's nothing like that.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:45:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I had to leave behind friends on both occasions.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:45:52] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Yes, but this is my FAMILY.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:47:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
during the first year or two in Richmond, I had to leave my mother behind, because she was still working in Virginia Power in C-Ville, and I saw her like once in a while, until when she finally retired from V.P. and moved in. Point is, I missed my mother during that time.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:47:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
so I understand.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:48:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
anyway, we can talk more about Molvania on the PSN later.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:48:48] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:48:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
but I'd like to leave you with a smile.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:49:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
My family really thought you were pretty from your pictures. and my mother read your letter, and she liked it.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:50:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and I think not only are you pretty, but also delightfully beautiful and radiant. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:50:59] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hm.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:52:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Until I meet you, you can picture me as an angel on your shoulder, who is caring for you every moment. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:52:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
because I'm thinking fondly of you most every moment.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:54:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Seriously, in addition to having your pics your friend took for my PS3 and [[PSP]] wallpapers, I want to take that tall picture, or rather all three or so, and make 8X11 posters of them, so I can keep myself straight with your delightful influence, and not have to focus on a [[Sailor Moon Poster]] in that sense.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:55:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I have your trio of pics taped onto a piece of paper, in a plastic page sleeve, with your letter and envelope (not taped) on the flip-side of the page.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:55:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:55:41] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:58:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
And do you know why I put that plastic-covered page together? Because I want to engrave your radient face and sweet smile into my memory as my True [[Sweetheart]]-To-Be. And as a bonus, add your sexy bod to your face and get a good feeling from that as well. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:59:21] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:59:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and also, remembering the true, sweetest soul that is you, Julie, and appreciating that you love me truly for me alone, no matter what.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:59:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I Love You, Julie. :-*<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:59:42] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:00:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I know you love me too.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:00:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
(l)(L)(L) Don't you? (L)(L)(L)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:01:18] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Yes.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:01:34] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I truly do.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:01:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:01:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
pricelessly awesome.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:02:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and I am happy that I have the power to make you feel happy too.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:02:37] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:02:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
well, I should go take a nap now, but I'll talk to you again later.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:02:45] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
...<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:02:47] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:02:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
yes?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:02:54] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Why do you CONSTANTLY need to take naps!?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:02:59] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
It's annoying.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:03:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
At 26, you're in your prime!<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:03:18] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
You should go for a walk outside!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:03:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
it's not constant, but I got no sleep last night, so I need some z's<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:03:41] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:03:45] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
You need to be more responceable.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:03:55] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Excuse the spelling error.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:03:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I understand that.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:04:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
it's okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:04:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and I did take a walk earlier on the way home.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:04:44] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Still.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:04:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
a half-hour walk in Target.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:05:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and I will do better in the near future.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:06:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I understand it's hard, and I am assuming responsibility.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:06:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:06:37] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I need you to prove it..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:07:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
how would you like me to prove it?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:07:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hmm...<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:08:07] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hmm...<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:08:33] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Get a [[job]]?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:08:51] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
No...<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:08:57] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Make a video.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:09:03] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Today.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:09:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Yes, I am still working on that. I am thinking about what positions I can apply for.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:09:10] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
About...<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:09:15] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Your feelings for me?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:09:19] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
That will help prove it.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:09:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
that's fair. I will make a video for you with my feelings from my heart today.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:09:55] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Make it..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:09:58] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
10 minutes? :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:10:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
a 10 minute video?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:10:17] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Yes, please. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:10:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
cool.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:10:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I will make it for you today, and I will send it to you over Skype later today.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:11:01] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris, I want you to upload it to [[youtube]].<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:11:10] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
A 10 minute video about your love to me.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:11:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
okay, I will upload it to YouTube.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:12:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I will let you know when I'm uploading it later.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:12:31] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:13:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
right now, I should gater my pure love emotions for you, and properly spell them out in a creative, well-detailed way, just for you, Julie-Heart. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:13:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Okay. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:13:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'll TTYL.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:13:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:13:50] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:52:54] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris..I need to ask..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:53:16] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Why do you need EMOTIONAL SUPPORT to come to Ohio! I'm starting to think you don't want to come see me!<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:56:38] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Here's my address...<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:56:40] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
2229 E 46th St, Cleveland, OH<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:56:57] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I'm sorry I didn't send it earlier, it's only a 7 hour drive like I've said before.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:02:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Hey, Julie-Heart.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:03:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
it just hit me, that maybe it's more of having my mother's consent to drive up.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:03:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
anyway, I have created the video, and I am going to upload it<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:06:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
It is 10 minutes long. If you are there, I can send you a copy of the video after I convert it to MP4<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:09:27] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hi.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:09:38] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
It's okay, you can just upload it and I can watch it there.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:10:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
okay. guess what. Sarah may is online, and she is feeleing emotionally better.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:10:49] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hmm.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:10:58] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Once you get your mothers consent, you have to PROMISE you'll come here.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:11:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I promise to you, Julie Milvana that I will come to you very soon after I get my mother's consent; I swear on my Aunt Corina's grave.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:12:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:12:18] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Have you asked her yet?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:14:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I have been asking her repeatedly; she is still paranoid for my safety.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:15:25] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Why?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:18:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
she has a few theories that bother her that she gets from [[television]]. Like for one, she theorizes that you may be in reality a police officer or underaged girl posing to get me arrested or something like that.<br />
<br>Please do not take personal offense, as she is in her 60s and paranoid.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:18:42] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
...I DO take offence!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:18:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:19:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I am doing my best to convince her that you are for real. and maybe the address and driving distance can help.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:19:47] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
You can tell her those.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:19:51] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Would you do that now, please?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:21:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Another factor that would most help is knowing which city you grew up in, and the capitol of Molvania, because my father has been checking his maps for Molvania, and if he knew your growing-up city and the capitol of Molvania, he can find it easier and best convince my mother to be less paranoid.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:22:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'll tell her your address, after I get the directions and distance from mapquest.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:22:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:25:10] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
The captol, and town I grew up in is Lagodekh.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:25:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I got the directions, and you were right; it's a 7 hour drive. I'll get the directions down and present them to my mother.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:25:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Awesome.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:29:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm writing the information down.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:44:03] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
So..?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:45:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm still writing the directions down.<br />
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====More questionnaire, Game Place is brewing====<br />
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{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 11, 2010 - 4:00pm<br><br />
I had a nice time at my church today; it was a good service, and my pastor gave a delightful sermon.<br />
<br />
I stopped by [[the Game Place]] afterwards, my past associate, Nathan was there; he greeted me, recognized me, and gave me the expected crap. I was all, "I can not believe this, it has been TWO YEARS and I am not forgiven? And I can not believe that man is STILL working here." And he was "Well, it doesn't matter, he is the manager" (more like [[Manajerk|ManaJerk]]) "if he has not given you permission to come back, and you don't leave right now, I will have to call the [[police]]." So I asked if he was there; [[Michael Snyder]] was not there, but he will be there tomorrow. I have just written/drawn up the game plan, with the goal in mind being getting the [[ban]] lifted off of me (relieving me of one less Major Worry). I plan on handling this as peacefully as possible; I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself. And with the recorded evidence I'll have from his own words, if it is good enough, and he does not forgive me or allow me back in, I may call the police on him.<br />
<br />
I'm right now still recovering from the [[Stress|angst]] from the setback, but I'll survive, and I will win.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*deep breaths*</nowiki><br />
<br />
On a more pleasant note, during her sermon, my pastor, Elizabeth, had informed us of a fun 90+-year old dude who was silent, yet comedic. :) <br />
<br />
He died recently, but she shared printed copies of a questionnaire he filled out for the Young Adult Group (of which Elizabeth gave her support on his honorary membership); his answers were very good, honest and fun to read.<br />
<br />
I took a copy for myself; the questions are good, and I thought it would be fun for you and me to answer these as well.<br />
<br />
1) If you could build your house anywhere, where would it be?<br />
<br>-I would likely build my house here in [[Ruckersville]], [[Charlottesville]], or move back to Chesterfield County; all good places to live, plus my life is revolved around the three areas mostly.<br />
<br>2) What's your [[Chris and fashion|favorite article of clothing]]?<br />
<br>-I like my Jeans.<br />
<br>3) What's your favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?<br />
<br>-I like the face, because most of the time I look at the face, and I can see some of the personality behind it. Like behind your face, Jackie, I see a [[sweetheart|sweet and fun-loving woman]]. And from what I have heard from you so far, an honest and compassionate one, and I feel it is a woman like you I would want to be with for a long time. <3<br />
<br>4) What's the last CD (and/or MP3) that you bought?<br />
<br>-The last CD I bought was Celtic Woman, "Songs From the [Heart]", and the last MP3 I purchased was A Taste of Honey's "Boogie Oogie Oogie".<br />
<br>5) Where's your favorite place to be?<br />
<br>-[[Chris's room|My bedroom]].<br />
<br>6) Where's your least favorite place to be?<br />
<br>-Any place that is filled to the brim with [[Tobacky|smokers]].<br />
<br>7) What's your favorite place to be massaged?<br />
<br>-My shoulders.<br />
<br>**Check out George's answer, "Depends on the definition of "place." One place is Healthsouth, 6910 Richmond Hwy. Ask for Michelle."<br />
<br>8) What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?<br />
<br>-I like to think a strong mind is important, because not only does it store our personalities and intelligence, but also stores our will to be strong in body too.<br />
<br>9) What time do you wake in the morning?<br />
<br>-When I wake in the morning, it's usually [[lie|between 8 and 9 AM]].<br />
<br>10) What's your favorite [[TV]] show?<br />
<br>(I already asked this last e-mail; see that for my answer as well)<br />
<br>11) What's your favorite kitchen appliance?<br />
<br>-Microwave.<br />
<br>**George said "Chair".<br />
<br>12) What's your favorite childhood memory?<br />
<br>-Building with [[Lego]] bricks and pieces.<br />
<br>13) What makes you laugh?<br />
<br>-I'm going to agree with George on this one, [[Random-access humor|"Mostly things unexpected."]]<br />
<br>14) What makes you really [[angry]]?<br />
<br>-Again, with George, "[[Trolls|Mostly things expected, but better forgotten.]]"<br />
<br>15) If you could play any instrument, what would it be?<br />
<br>-I would say [[Gitar of fail|Guitar]], although my father showed me his Trumpet. I did try the Trumpet for a while, but it didn't work out for me.<br />
<br>16) What's your favorite restaurant?<br />
<br>-Country Cookin'.<br />
<br>17) What was the scariest moment of your life?<br />
<br>-When there is a chance I'm losing a really close friend or relative.<br />
<br>18) If there was a movie about you, what current/former Hollywood Star would play you?<br />
<br>-Peter Cullin (He was the voice of the original, and new movies, [[Optimus Prime]]); I feel he is capable of maintaining a noble type of personality that I feel I have, as well as the emotional ups and downs like I have felt, and still maintain the determination to move forward.<br />
<br>19) Do you believe in afterlife?<br />
<br>-Yes, and I also feel reincarnation is a possibility too.<br />
<br>20) What was your favorite children's book?<br />
<br>-"The Berenstain Bears and the Bad Habit".<br />
<br>21) What is your favorite season?<br />
<br>-Spring; it's getting warmer, but it's not too hot yet, and the plants are in bloom with life.<br />
<br>22) What is your least favorite household chore?<br />
<br>-Garbage duty; it ain't clean, but someone's got to do it.<br />
<br>23) If you could have one super power, what would it be?<br />
<br>-Psychic: Telekinesis, Teleportation, Seeing into the Future.<br />
<br>24) If you have a tattoo, what is it?<br />
<br>-I do not have any tattoos.<br />
<br>25) Who was your first [[love]] and at what age?<br />
<br>-(I said it before) Tiffany Robinson; 9 years old.<br />
<br>26) What's the song you wish you had written?<br />
<br>-Have Written It; a song about [[Autism]], it's called "[[A-U-T-I-S-M|A-U-T-ISM]]"; it's on my "[[Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]]" CD Album (currently solely in my posession). I may redo that song to better elaborate what Autism is. LOL.<br />
<br>27) Do you prefer cats or dogs?<br />
<br>-I like them both; they're fun, mostly cute, and they love you anyway.<br />
<br>28) What's in the trunk of your [[car]]?<br />
<br>-A car jack, a few blankets, and sometimes stuff that either has to be brought into the house or donated to a Goodwill.<br />
<br>29) Who are some people likely to respond to this questionnaire?<br />
<br>-They're asking for a name or two, but I say anyone who is willing to spare the time.<br />
<br>30) Least likely?<br />
<br>-People who are [[Chris|too engorged in their own selves]].<br />
<br>31) What is your favorite day of the week?<br />
<br>-Friday.<br />
<br>32) Using only one word, describe yourself.<br />
<br>-[[Chris and his ego|Noble]].<br />
<br />
Wow, 31 more questions to answer in addition to the last e-mail I sent you; we're really getting to know each other here, Jackie-Heart. LOL<br />
<br />
I await your reply; please be sure to read all of the e-mails before you reply, so you won't have to send multiple e-mails. Printing them out beforehand helps too.<br />
<br />
Oh, let me go ahead and give you my cell phone number, (434)-760-0848. And please inform me of your number (including area code) so I can recognize it being you on my cell's caller ID.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL. Stay Safe. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<br><br />
Hugs and Kisses,<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
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====The Game Place aftermath: Chris's version====<br />
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{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 12, 2010 - 6:02pm<br />
<br />
I've just got back home. I returned to the Game & Hobby Place, to try to resolve peace and get myself unbanned from the store through [[Michael Snyder|MIchael]]. That [[jerk]] is soo Cold-Hearted; he looked at me, and he constantly said "No". At the end, he picked up his phone and started calling the police (I did [[Chris and English|not want no trouble]] with the Police), so I left, leaving him with a stern remark. I had my digital camera hidden in my vest pocket the whole time; I have the whole conversation very clearly recorded. Considering after what had transpired, I decided to upload the audio-only [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|video]] onto my [[YouTube]]. I tried to be nice and peaceful. Now HE will have to deal with my [[Trolls]] for his discrimination against me.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki><br />
<br />
At least I had my plan written out, and I was able to say most of my pre-thought lines. And I tried with a spice of attitude.<br />
<br />
-How's your project that you told me about going for you? Knowing your spunky can-do attitude, I'll bet it is going very well.<br />
<br>-I would like to invite you to come visit my church one sunday with me; the people are very nice, and the service is good.<br />
<br>-How do you like the plan for our date on Friday? Do you want to meet at F.S. or at the Downtown Mall?<br />
<br>-Did you take some more pics of yourself yet?<br />
<br>-I am curious on your voice; may I get a sample of how you sound, please?<br />
<br>-With that, do you consider yourself one with a fair singing voice?<br />
<br>-How do you like my voice from my videos (if you have had the chance to see them)?<br />
<br />
I'm gonna go get some dinner now; I'm having a [[McDonalds|salad with grilled chicken strips tonight]].<br />
<br />
I'm still thinking sweetly and fondly of you. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<br><br />
Stay Safe,<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Jackie's Questionnaire #2====<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br><br />
April 12, 2010 - 6:50pm<br><br />
Wow, let me get some of these questions down:<br />
<br />
Favorite TV show: I don't watch much TV, don't really have time, but Oz was probably my favorite show ever.<br />
<br>What is a word you just really hate hearing/being called? I think "stress" is a word I hear way too often. People all around me at school always complain about stress they're having, but it turns out to be an excuse not to do the hard work they need to be doing.<br />
<br>If you could build your house anywhere, where would it be? Probably in Montenegro or the Peleponnese... such beautiful places.<br />
<br>Where's your favorite place to be? A football field.<br />
<br>Where's your least favorite place to be? Probably cooped up in my room.<br />
<br>If you could play any instrument, what would it be? I already play one, the piano. I love it.<br />
<br>Do you believe in the afterlife? I don't know, I'm more concerned with being a better person in this life, I'm not going to concern myself with trying to get to the next one.<br />
<br>Using only one word, describe yourself: Selective.<br />
<br />
<br />
You should learn to play the guitar, since you have plenty of time! I'd really love to hear you sing for me, Chris, but I'd love even more [[Liquid Chris|if you could play your guitar for me too]]. (Although it takes a long time and hard work to learn an instrument, so I can wait on that. But why would you want Peter Cullen to play you? I looked him up but he's really old, like 60. I think [[Obesity|Chris Farley]] kind of looks like you actually, he was hilarious.<br />
<br />
Sorry if I seemed nagging about your [[sonichu]], I just want to know how much of your effort you put into it. How many hours a day do you spend working on it? What exactly do you do with it each day? This is kind of an important subject to me, Chris, I want to be with a man who is working for a living. I mean, how much [[money]] are you making off of sonichu? Or if you haven't really gotten it off the ground financially yet, where do you get your income from?<br />
<br />
I'll talk more later, can't wait to hear about the Game Place!<br />
<br />
~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}<br />
<br />
====Jackie calls out Chris about The Game Place====<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br><br />
April 12, 2010 - 7:20pm<br><br />
Um, hey, Chris.<br />
<br />
So, I just watched the video... and honestly, I'm a little bothered by how you conducted yourself. Firstly, you called this Michael Snyder person a jew at the beginning? Why did you do that? You said you his name mean he was "possibly a jew" as [[Chris and race|if that was a bad thing]], what does that mean? And then on your way out you shouted "JEW" at him, what the hell was that about? And it sure didn't sound like he was being mean or anything like you said he would, he was just standing his ground. Can you explain to me your history with the Game Place a bit better? It feels like you might not be telling me everything.<br />
<br />
And I encouraged you to stand your ground and settle your business peacefully and maturely. Instead, you shouted "JEW" and ran away after two minutes. Is that supposed to impress me? I'm going to let you know right now, this makes me mad. Do you have some kind of problem with jews? Maybe Snyder IS discriminating against you because you're autistic - but you just left after a few minutes? I thought you were going to be patient, do a sit-in, get the truth out of him. But at the first sign of resistance, you fled. You said "noble" was the one word you would use to describe yourself, but running away after two minutes isn't noble, it's childish. So now you don't KNOW that he hates you for being autistic. You also don't KNOW that he's a jew, either. Because you left in such a hurry, you don't know anything, you found out nothing. I think you need to go back and do this right.<br />
<br />
I'll be waiting to hear from you,<br />
<br />
Jackie}}<br />
<br />
====Chris lies about The Game Place====<br />
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{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 13, 2010 - 2:44am<br><br />
That is very cool that you play the piano; are you pro with it, or do you play for fun? A football field for where you like to be, that's eat and interesting; is it because someone in your family is/was a football player, or maybe you were, or wanted to be, a cheerleader?<br />
<br />
My [[mom]] was a cheerleader in her High School days; she kept her baton from then. Also, one game she was tackled by a football player; I forget if she ended up with a broken leg or something from that. I do remember that at her prom later on, she twisted her ankle doing the twist.<br />
<br />
I do not think Chris Farley looks like me at all, plus he was a LOT more heavyweight than me, and he was more wild than me. Still, it is your opinion, and I respect you and your rights.<br />
<br />
{{anchor|ban}}<br />
Actually, I have nothing against any jewish people, or their faith, and I agree I could have done better then. I did not want to deal with the police, and Michael WAS calling them up. I was abused by such people in my past. One time, at F.S. years ago, they handcuffed me and dragged me to their office. This was just after the real-life incident with that girl who was working at the Starbucks Kiosk then (as told in [[Sub-Episode 2]] of my [[comic]]s). They dragged me in for overreacting to the situation and causing a disturbance with my shout of "NOOOOOOooooooo!" And later on, at the Target in Forest Lakes; S-E 7+8, Handcuffed, Dogpiled, Hog-Tied, Head-Rubbed Hard on the carpet leaving a the injury on the left side of my forehead and ended up with a record. The charge was "Soliciting". A trial was held, and thanks to my volunteer work at the [[Pok'emon]] [[TCG]] League I was doing back then, I was found innocent and released of the charge.<br />
<br />
As for The Place History, I was going there for about 5 or 6 years for Pok'emon League, [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] Tournaments and Universal Fighting System TCG. I was a volunteer "Gym Leader" (with Second-In-Command in that title), because the main leader was Tony Wayne, Physics Teacher at Albemarle High School. I worked hard keeping the younsters under control, constructing decks from their scattered collections now and then, and being Gym Leader and distributing all stamps and prizes appropriately (more so when Tony could not make it some Fridays). Also happened then throughout, my thing with [[Megan Schroeder]]; farthest I got from her was an "I Love You" before she did an 180 and was scared of me for being too close; she and I were very close friends, and I was very sad to see the friendship fade away. [[Daniel Mimms]] and his accomplice, [[Lucas]], were good dudes, but then I later learned that they STARTED up that page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] against me; Lucas took that vintage photo of me in my green/purple stripe shirt while I was playing a round of TCG with a lad. That same Saturday, and at that moment, I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. That Should Have Been Me. After seeing them like that, I was nearly paralyzed with shock, and for a while, I was static in motion and speech like a robot.<br />
<br />
I do not, and probably will never, understand why Michael hated me, but he had that attitude against me for quite some time before that Wii incident just before June, [[2008]]. The only things I can recall way back in the years that may contribute to his angst against me...<br />
<br />
<br>-As Gym Leader, I was always early, and I set up the tables/chairs, and I go into the back area to get the Big Tub of League Stuff. Michael may have had issues with me going into the back, even for the simple retrieval of the League Stuff for the weekly setup.<br />
<br>-One Friday, there was chaos going on; some of the players were not playing fair, some were roughhousing, some were just being too loud; I tried to calm things down and get things back in order, but it was just too much, and I exploded with a very loud, short yell. Such uproar may have frightened Mike as well.<br />
<br>-Shortly after finding the [[ED|E.D.]] page in late October, [[2007]]; I was seeking help in taking that site down, and even finding the perps who took that picture of me that was on that page from that Friday (the one of me in the green/purple stripes). My family and I went to and sat down with Mimms and Lucas, because we had known from the detective work that it was between those two that picture was taken then uploaded onto E.D. I think Mike may have had a fright from that event; it was like the police questioning the suspect while he/she was in a single chair under a single lamp. He may have had his own scandals that would have lead him into that situation eventually or previously.<br />
<br />
Another thing I should mention about him, the Friday in June, '08 I was banned from the store, my mother was with me; she was 66 then, but we three met together in the back. During the whole thing, HE did NOT offer my mother a chair to sit in, and there was only ONE in the back, while there were others that were set up for the League that was starting up that week. My mom made that clear and raised her own fit about that to Mike, and when talking to the later-arrived police officer.<br />
<br />
That's all I have in my memory about that. I would not be surprised if Mike DID have such criminal charges or sins against him, and that only HE knows and lives with that. Still, he did NOT have to be such a cold-hearted S.O.B.<br />
<br />
Sit-In or not, I did not want more trouble with the police than the two times I've had already. And I would never want to end up in Jail either; it would be just as terrible, or worse, as if I had ended up in that Winchester Mental Institution... Restricted from bettering myself in life, being alone for the rest of my life, and such other tortures.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki><br />
<br />
Also, I work on Sonichu about 2 or 3 hours a day; I have not gotten it off of the ground yet. I have said before that I am currently on S.S.I. for my income, and I am looking to be employed at the new [[Wal-Mart]] here.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL, Sweetie. Stay Safe.<br />
<br />
Love,<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Chris is still bitter about Megan, Jackie calls him out====<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br><br />
April 13, 2010 - 7:04pm<br><br />
Hi, Chris!<br />
<br />
I actually never was a cheerleader, I love playing football, though. I was never on a school team but I was a better player than half my school team in high school.<br />
<br />
So, if you have no problem with jews, why were you talking about them? You screamed "JEW" at him like an insult, you didn't address that even though I asked you why you did it in my last email. You can't just say "I have no problem with jews" when your actions show you obviously do, Chris. Don't lie to me. It's not manly to lie to a woman you're trying to court, Chris. You made a lot of talk about acting like a big man and standing up for your rights here, but once you face a little bit of resistence, you run away. So now you're not even going to try again? What did you think was going to happen, you'd win with absolutely no effort? What do you think a "sit-in" is? And you're in the right anyway, why would the police arrest you? I'm disappointed Chris, I think you need to go back and man up to your problem.<br />
<br />
And what does it matter anyway if this Michael Snyder has criminal records or whatever like you speculate? What would that have to do with him keeping you out of the store? You shouldn't try to deflect the matter by smearing him, Chris. All you know about this guy is that he doesn't want you in the store, by your own admission you don't even know why. You don't know that he's a criminal. Instead of ask, you just assume again.<br />
<br />
So why do you get social security? How much do you get each month? I thought you were getting sonichu published, but you only work on it a couple hours each day? What else do you do with your time? If you're getting paid by the government, you really should be trying to get on your feet, Chris. I heard about that new Wal-Mart, and it's good that you want to get a job, but why are you so set on applying there? It won't even be open for a few months, at least. There are plenty of stores and places that have jobs available now, why wait for Wal-Mart? I want a man who can take care of himself, Chris.<br />
<br />
And Chris, why are you talking about some girl that you "should have been making out with" when you're writing to ME? That doesn't really make me feel too special. Are you still hung up on some other girl? Wasn't this YEARS ago? I really wish you would make up your mind, sweetie. I'm trying to make this work with you, but honestly you're making me worry about this racism and other stuff. Please quell my fears, Chris, because I really like you and want this to work.<br />
<br />
XOXOXO<br />
<br />
Jackie}}<br />
<br />
====Chris lies furiously, hates the homos, fails at getting a job====<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 13, 2010 - 11:17pm<br><br />
And I am sorry about that statement on [[Megan]]. That was years ago, and I have move on from her. I did not mean to sound hung up. Sometimes when I am recollecting on a hard time in my life, I am likely to feel again the emotions I felt back then, but those temporary relived emotions do not last long, and they mostly are not coherent with today. In this case, it was Definitely not coherent.<br />
<br />
As for that "Jew" shout, I was feeling frustrated that I was not getting through with that man, and on the way out, I just shouted the first word that I had linked to him on my mind. It was a bad impulse, that is all. I assure you, [[Chris and race#Not a racist?|I am not a racist]] or anything like that.<br />
<br />
The only hang-up I have, which is not a major one these days, is that I don't get along well with other [[JERKS|MEN]] in general. All of my life, I have been getting along better with women. That hang-up is why I don't have many dude-pals. Most of it comes from my homophobia, and the rest comes from my past detest of men due to them being A) Mostly Mean, Cruel and Vicious, and B) [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|Having taken all of the pretty women]] leaving me with none to choose from in my [[Sweetheart Search]]. I have tried making a few dude-pals in my church congregation, but that mental hang-up, mixed with my autism, prevents me from talking to them more.<br />
<br />
Currently, I am getting 800 a month from S.S.I. And I AM working on self-publishing my books with Lulu; I have found on the site in the start of the project creation that it will cost me a bit to get it started. I will get it started. I am also working on resizing the pages to the appropriate page size. I have applied to a number of places in C-Ville; they never call me back for even an interview. I've applied to the [[C-Ville]] Wal-Mart, [[Target]], [[McDonalds]], Burger King, Barnes & Nobel and others. I am also applying to the new Goodwill in Ruckersville for a chance there. It is like I am being forced to wait.<br />
<br />
I Really Like you too, Jacklyn. I can't stop thinking of you, and I do not want it to stop. I want you by my side, true love between you and I; I really want this romance to work very much too. You brighten up my life; you are a wind that renews me emotionally; you turn me on soo much, my wind-up key broke off. I want no fears between you and I; I want us to be a match made in heaven; I want you so much, Jackie. I Love You.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe. XOXOXOXO<br />
<br />
Christian.<br />
<br />
P.S.<br />
<br />
Just to check, are we going to meet at [[Fashion Square]] or the Downtown Mall Friday at 4?}}<br />
<br />
====Jackie further calls out Chris's laziness====<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br><br />
April 14, 2010 - 6:24pm<br><br />
Well, thank you for clearing that up, sweetie. I want to be the only girl in my guy's life. :)<br />
<br />
But Chris, like I said, I have several friends that have published things on Lulu and other places, it's not that hard and it certainly doesn't take much time. You could spend an evening doing it and be done with it. I don't understand why you haven't been able to get this comic published, I mean, you've been writing it for years, and the farthest you've gotten with that is your website. And you quit updating on your site too, even though that's the one thing you've been using to build your comic, so that doesn't show that you have a whole lot of work ethic. Chris, I need to be with someone who has a stable career and goals. It's good that you're applying for jobs, but I really am having a hard time understanding why you don't use your CADD degree in getting a job. I mean, there are a lot of places out there that have use for graphic designers and that sort of thing.<br />
<br />
XOXO,<br />
<br />
Jackie}}<br />
<br />
====Chris is meeting her====<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 14, 2010 - 10:15pm<br><br />
Don't worry, Sweetie, I promise you that I will have the First Book published before this month is over, and I am capable of maintaining a strong work ethnic.<br />
<br />
What is important right now is you and me. We are in sweet agreement with each other. I want to be your one and only too. I will meet you at Fashion Square by the Starbucks Kiosk Friday at 4:00; I will show you a pleasant and good time. :)<br />
<br />
I will see you then; please don't be late.<br />
<br />
XOXOXOXO,<br><br />
Stay Safe,<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Jackie asks for a video====<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br><br />
April 15, 2010 - 7:39pm<br><br />
Hey, Chris!<br />
<br />
We're still on for Friday, can't wait to see you!<br />
<br />
Yeah, you say you have a strong work ethic, but... you haven't done much. Chris, 2 or 3 hours of day of drawing is not enough, Chris. Most people have to work 8 or more hours a day, but you're getting free money from the government to draw comics. That's pretty good deal, Chris. You should be working to earn that. Why exactly do you get that social security pay anyway?<br />
<br />
But I don't want to rail on that... There's something else I want you to do for me. Remember when you told me about how confident you were in your [[sex]]ual abilities? Well, I'm curious how you would treat a lady, you know... orally. What sort of techniques would you use? Would you get right down in me? Show me, I need to see. I've been thinking about you a lot lately, and I was wondering if you could make a video showing me a little preview. I have a date with the bubble bath tonight and I'd really love to settle down and enjoy a movie trailer of our first time together.<br />
<br />
I hope I have your video before bedtime tonight,<br />
<br />
~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}<br />
<br />
====Chris fails at sexytalk====<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 16, 2010 - 8:32am<br><br />
Ooh, I'm sorry I didn't get the request sooner; I was busy, and I hit the hay around midnight. But orally, I would come right down on you. I would lick your pussy like it was an ice cream cone; I would give you some finger-play too. With that, I'll let it be a pleasant surprise that we can place at the apex of our date tonight. ;)<br />
<br />
I'll see you at the mall's Starbucks Kiosk this afternoon. The sweet things come to patient ladies.<br />
<br />
Call me on my cell if you have any concerns (434)-760-0848<br />
<br />
Love You, Jackie.<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Chris stood Jackie up====<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br><br />
April 16, 2010 - 6:02pm<br><br />
Chris, where were you? I waited for an hour but you never showed up!<br />
<br />
And, you know, just because I'm a little kinky in our emails doesn't mean that we were going to sleep together on our first date. What kind of girl do you think I am?<br />
<br />
Where were you? I was all alone...<br />
<br />
Jackie}}<br />
<br />
====Chris denies it====<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 16, 2010 - 6:20pm<br><br />
I should be asking you where you were; I arrived at Fashion Square at 3:30 PM, parked in one of the two Belk parking lots, and waited at a table at the Starbucks Kiosk in the Middle of the Mall. I waited an hour for you. Perhaps there was a misunderstanding in communication. I gave you my cell phone number; I was also hoping you'd call me to at least let me know where you were.<br />
<br />
I think of you as a very sweet, honest and playful woman.<br />
<br />
Please call me on my cell, so we can better establish communication and reset the date. I am sorry you felt lonely; I felt lonely too.<br />
<br />
My heart still yearns for you, Sweetie.<br />
XOXOXOXO<br />
Christian}}<br />
<br />
====Whine, whine, whine, date is rescheduled====<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 17, 2010 - 4:25am<br><br />
I was praying that I'd hear back from you last night; I feel a bit crestfallen from not getting a call from you. I gave you my cell phone number three times now (434-760-0848). I still would like that date with you; perhaps this afternoon we can have another swing at bat on this. <br />
<br />
Let's make sure we're clear this time: Today, the 17th; Fashion Square Shopping Center; at the Starbucks Kiosk in the middle at a table in front of the kiosk; 4:00 PM.<br />
<br />
If I do not hear back from you on my phone before 2:00 PM, we will reschedule the date for another week.<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL.<br><br />
XOXOXO<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Jackie continues to rail on Chris====<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br><br />
April 17, 2010 - 8:00pm<br><br />
Hey, Chris.<br />
<br />
Sorry, I haven't been able to call you. I have a pay-as-you-go phone and can only use it for emergencies (my parents would kill me if I used it). I have some family stuff to do today as well as homework, I wouldn't have been able to meet today anyway. Don't worry, we can set it up for next weekend or something. But before I see you, I'd love to see that video I requested... tonight, if you get this soon enough. :) <br />
<br />
Although I'll admit, I was disappointed when you didn't make it for me. It wouldn't be such a big deal, but Chris, you don't really seem to work on your comic, or anything else, either... I'm starting to see a scary pattern here. I need you to show me some evidence that you actually WANT me, Chris. Because so far you don't seem to want much of anything. I want a man with ambition, Chris. You know just where to start showing me :')<br />
<br />
Waiting to hear from you,<br />
<br />
~ ~ Jackie}}<br />
<br />
====Chris won't make the video, points Jackie to the CWCki. The beginning of the end====<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Chris<br />
April 18, 2010 - 2:32am<br />
I am most capable of coming to you. So I'm thinking you can fill me in on where in [censored] I can find you: the address there, and I'll come to you this week. Or I will also accept the address of your C-Ville home, and I'll come to you there next weekend.<br />
<br />
Also, as much as I'd like to make a sexy video for your viewing pleasure, I can't, because it would put YOUR Safety from my Trolls at risk. I have made similar videos in the past for a few of my ex-online-girlfriends. I had uploaded them onto a Mega Upload site, thinking it would be safe, and only She would see them. Alas, I was WRONG. My trolls Found them; my PC has been bugged sometime in the past, so it is likely my PC's online-linked actions, such as uploading, are being watched. I care about you too much to risk your safety.<br />
<br />
With that, I can refer you to ONE Troll Site, dedicated to me, where tose mistakes were recorded, and sme to all of those vids may be displayed. I still regret embarassing myself like I did, originally for One; fated to Most... Google "[[CWCki]]", and find the past girlfriends. I warn you, the language is obscene, and they warp the truth and add exaggerated lies, yet there lies within some truth I would confide admittance and clearification to you, Sweetest Jackie.<br />
<br />
I do not want to lose you, and I really and Truly Want and Love You, Jacklyn [censored].<br />
<br />
Love,<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Jackie learns the truth====<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br />
April 18, 2010 - 5:48pm<br />
Hey, chris.<br />
<br />
Besides, my weekdays are extremely hectic, I just wouldn't have the time to see you during the week.<br />
<br />
So, I am reading up about these past girlfriends of yours on that cwcki site. What exactly is it that you wanted me to see? Because I'm reading a lot of things I don't like. Like, you had this Australian girlfriend named "[[PandaHalo]]", the site says that she was [[rape]]d by someone, and you promised that you would always love her regardless, but like two days later you heard there were fires in Australia, and you just assumed this girl was dead? And you didn't even check to see if she was or not, you just jumped immediately to [[Julie|some other girl]]. What would happen if I got hurt? Would you just jump to the next girl you saw, without caring about me at all? And then there was another girl named [[Ivy]], who you cheated on??<br />
<br />
And that Panda girl, the article says something else that worries me: it says that she promised to come to you if you were willing to prove that you could make your comic a success, but you refused to do it, and just let her go. Are these all lies like you say, Chris? Because I'VE been trying to get you to show me that you actually WORK on something or have some kind of drive, but you don't show me anything, either. So which part of that website is lies and which is true? How am I to know?<br />
<br />
Chris, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this whole thing. I ask you to send me a video - not upload one to youtube, just send it to me - and you won't do it. I ask you to prove to me that you actually spend your day working on something, and you won't do it. I like talking to you, Chris, and I would still like to meet you, but right now I'm starting to doubt the attraction. Maybe we should start off as friends and see where it goes. What do you think about that?<br />
<br />
~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}<br />
<br />
====Chris lies out his arse====<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 18, 2010 - 6:20pm<br />
<br />
Firstly, what you're describing from what you've read from the CWCki are among the false portions; their lies. PandaHalo was [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]], the raped woman I have told you about earlier. After learning of the bushfires, I had assumed the worst. I tried contacting her by e-mail, but she had not responded in weeks. I did not "immediately jump to another woman"; I had wept and cried over the loss of Sarah for weeks before I could move forward. I would be totally depressed if you died, Jackie, I WOULD CRY AND CRY AND CRY, and it would take me loong over a month to feel I could move on with my life again.<br />
<br />
As for Ivy, I did not cheat on her. She and I did have our own romance for a while, but later on, my father and I met with a Charlottesville Detective. He found NO records on Ivy OR her family, and her father was supposedly a Police Officer. Then I started suspecting she was a troll, and I stopped communication for like three months. Then she calls me back to try to restart the relationship; I hesitated and felt unsure. I later learned she committed suicide by hanging herself. I cried for her too. I never have cheated on Ivy; that is a lie they made up.<br />
<br />
I am starting work on clarifying and sorting out the truths and lies from those pages and posting the True stories in my own honest words.<br />
<br />
I can not send you a video for A) the troll risk, and B) There is a Size Limit on my E-Mail account, and a video would be way too big. And I assure you, I am very ambitious and serious about our relationship. I do not want there to be ANY Doubts between us. Please believe me. I get a ton of mental stress worrying about your safety, trying to keep our relationship strong, and making sure I don't lose you. For you, I am most capable of coping with these and a lot more. I Love You, Jacklyn, and I do not want to lose you.<br />
<br />
XOXOXOXO<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Jackie knows Chris cheated====<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br><br />
April 18, 2010 - 7:37pm<br><br />
Chris, they're not lies. You're lying to me right now! Why do you not think I'd discover the truth? You DID cheat on Ivy. Don't you ever try and lie to me about anything on that site. I know you're lying about the Ivy thing because I'm sitting here watching a video where you apologize for it. Who was Vanessa? The cwcki says you had cyber-sex with her or something while you were professing your "love" for Ivy. There are tons of videos of yours on that site. Don't you dare lie to me about anything on that site. A lot of things they say come right from stuff you yourself say and do in videos YOU make. They can't fake that. And they say that you went to a girl named Julie after only a day or something after Panda died, all around [[January 2009]]. I mean, you say how much you love Panda in a video in late January and you start promising your heart to Julie in the beginning of February, that's hardly "loong over a month". Did you really care about any of these girls at all?<br />
<br />
And another thing, I asked you to give me a reason why you are on social security (a strong 28-year-old man in the prime of his life should be able to work) and you just avoid the question. You say that it's hard for you to find a job, even when you apply lots of places - and that's understandable, it's difficult for a lot of people to get jobs these days. But come on, you live at home with your parents. Being unemployed doesn't explain being on welfare. How long have you been on welfare? Why does a strong, smart, capable man need welfare?<br />
<br />
As for the video, those are all excuses. You could upload a video to a secure site like mediafire and just send me the link, no one would know about it. You keep bugging me to call you but when I ask you to do something you just make excuses. Don't make excuses to me, Chris. If you actually want this to work, then PROVE it. Stop telling me why you can't do things and DO something.<br />
<br />
Jackie}}<br />
<br />
====Chris "forgot" he cheated on Ivy====<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 19, 2010 - 10:37pm<br><br />
I apologize for bringing up excuses, and I was wrong about that cheating thing with Ivy; I had forgotten that portion. I was IMing <br />
with a "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]" for a new while (I had talked with "her" before). "She" was trying to rile me up with heavy flirting and sexual lines. I held my ground for a long time, for Ivy's sake. I caved in one time. And I later made that video admitting that wrong and apologizing to Ivy for it.<br />
<br />
Another sad fact, "Vanessa" turned out to be really [[Joshua Martinez]], an ex-friend of mine. I am still angry at him for deceiving me like that pretending to be the famous singer/actress.<br />
<br />
It was a shot in my own foot leading you to the CWCki; I really do not want there to be any doubt or such between you and me. I felt I had to show you what had happened to me before when I shared such sexual vids upon request from each of my exes. I had not heard of Mediafire, so I have just recorded a video; half with the apology I just described, and half of a brief description on how I would pleasure you orally. ;)<br />
<br />
<nowiki>http://www.mediafire.com/?yz1jk3omwj5</nowiki><br><br />
<nowiki>http://www.mediafire.com/file/yz1jk3omwj5/</nowiki> [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]<br />
<br />
Please let me know when you have successfully downloaded the file to your computer, then I will remove it from the Mediafire server for safety reasons. I pray that I do not hear of this video being on any Troll Site.<br />
<br />
And with all this, I would very much like to start over on our lovey emotions and all. I Love You, Jacklyn [censored]. :-*<br />
<br />
XOXOXOXO<br><br />
Stay Safe,<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
====Chris called Jackie Ivy, Jackie responds====<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br><br />
April 20, 2010 - 2:30 pm<br><br />
Wow, Chris, I don't really know what to say.<br />
<br />
So, your explanation for why you cheated on Ivy was because another girl was hitting on you? You loved Ivy, but another girl came onto you, and that's all it took? What if we're together and another girl comes onto you one day? Are you just going to cheat on me, too? You say you "resisted as long as you could", but you didn't resist at all, really. If you had resisted you could have told her to leave you alone or blocked her or something. Why was the temptation so great, anyway? Every time I have had a boyfriend, I've been hit on by cute guys. But I never had the urge to cheat on my boyfriend, because our relationship was way more important than just fucking some random hot guy. Did you not care about your relationship with her, or what?<br />
<br />
And Chris, in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|this video]], you call ME Ivy. Right about three and a half minutes in, you say "seriously, IVY, I really do want you." What the fuck is that? Why the fuck did you call me Ivy?<br />
<br />
And don't bother telling me that it's because you were thinking about Ivy since the subject came up, and you just got the names confused. Because while that may be true, all it shows is that you don't really see much difference between me and Ivy. You know, I'm glad that I haven't met you in person yet, that we haven't gotten that close yet. Because if we were in an actual relationship then what you did would be FUCKING DEVASTATING to me. So please stop telling me that you "love" me, because obviously you don't. Love takes time to build, Chris. Maybe you would know that if you didn't just tell me you love me because you think it's what I want to hear. You confused me with your ex-fucking-girlfriend, for christ's sake. Are girls just all the same to you, or something?<br />
<br />
I'm glad that you made a video for me, finally. But maybe in your next one you can think of a way to explain to me why I should believe you even care about me at all. Or, if you don't really care about me, you can just admit it, but maybe at least get my name right.<br />
<br />
Oh, and you still haven't answered my question about why a strong-willed, able-bodied man in his late 20's lives with his parents and collects free money from the government. You're getting really good at dodging that one, makes me think you don't have a good explanation. There's this article on the cwcki: [[Chris and money]]. It says a lot of bad things about your idea of income. But if you want to prove you care about me, I'd like you to give me an answer, finally.<br />
<br />
Jackie}}<br />
<br />
====Chris attempts to justify himself====<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 20, 2010 - 2:05am<br><br />
To answer your questions, I am [[Don't Mess With Me|more stable]] [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|now a]] [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|days]], and I assure you that I would not fall for such flirtatious methods as that one time. I did mean to say Jackie in that [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]], and I apologize for the error. And for the question of why or how I can still live in the lifestyle I am living, I can't really say. The only thing that I feel is likely holding me back is, among other things, the "Ritualistic" trait of [[Autism]]. It just has set me off and on with routines, and with that, my house I am living in, with my seinor citizen parents, is like the home base of my routines. It is a MAJOR adjustment for me to make such heavy changes cold-turkey. That's just the way I am at this point in my life.<br />
<br />
I answer your questions with care, and I also say the following out of care and due respect...<br />
<br />
Obviously this relationship is not working out, and it is MY fault that it has been going downhill. I should not have mentioned anything about the CWCki, or my [[internet]] business. Referring to the CWCki, a Troll Site, to back up my point of how they wrongfully found and downloaded videos from sites like MegaUpload. BTW, I checked, 25 other people downloaded the video I sent to you; the file is deleted now, but now I fear the trolls now have another piece of wood for their fire.<br />
<br />
With all that, I feel it's probably for the best you and I went back to our separate ways. I want you to know that I deeply appreciated your genuine kindness, compassion and sweetness; it made me feel better. And you are a very beautiful woman; I guess I wasn't good enough for you. Also, just to advise you, facial jewelry (from piercings) are okay, but I feel you would look better without them.<br />
<br />
Perhaps our paths will cross again in the future, but until then, I bid you a blessing for good health and safety.<br />
<br />
Peace,<br><br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
====Jackie fires a final salvo====<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br><br />
April 21, 2010 - 9:59 am<br />
<br />
Hi, Chris.<br />
<br />
Well, as for your [[Monthly tugboat|welfare money]], that (poorly) explains why you're still in it, I guess, but it still doesn't explain why you needed it in the first place. Not that it matters now, because apparently you value continuing to be someone who relies on welfare and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|who does nothing all day]] more than you value changing yourself to be the kind of man I would want. You won't put out any effort for me at all. I guess that shows how much you "love" me, eh? You throw around the word "love" like it's just a meaningless phrase. Which apparently, it is to you, because none of the stuff that usually comes with real love is evident here. For future reference, no girl is going to want to be with you if you are so averse to work and effort. Although from what I read on the cwcki, apparently I'm not the first girl to tell you that, so I don't expect you to listen this time, either.<br />
<br />
And another thing. Do you pay attention at all to anything I say? I'm not mad because I saw the cwcki. I'm mad because you don't work, you don't change yourself, and because you tell me you "love" me all the while you won't show any effort when I ask you to, you repeatedly dodge my questions about your life because you know I won't like the honest answers, and [[Fail|YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME]]. That's all YOU, Chris. Don't blame that cwcki site for me not liking you. Don't blame others for your problems. Because I'm pretty sure that even if you had never shown it to me and I had no idea about your internet life, I still would have realized what a snaky little shyster you are being. So don't just assume that that dumb website caused the problem here, because it really annoys me that you are going to walk away from this thinking I'm so stupid that I would have fallen in love with you if not for the "lies" that some website told me. I'm capable of discerning fact from fiction, Chris. I can judge the truth for myself.<br />
<br />
I was looking forward to a relationship with you, but you showed that you apparently aren't ready. Maybe if you showed me some effort I'd feel differently. maybe you shouldn't just give up on a girl you "love" the first time she gets mad at you. So you know what, Chris? Let me make this clear to you: I am still open-minded here. If you show me that you can behave like a man, then maybe we can have something.<br />
<br />
Jackie<br />
<br />
P.S. Don't worry so much about the other people that downloaded the video. It was just some of my girlfriends, I had to show them the guy who claims to love me and can't even remember my name. We have better things to do than put some stupid video up on the internet.}}<br />
<br />
====Chris ends it all====<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 21, 2010 - 8:38 pm<br><br />
I really did like you, Jackie, and I would have felt happy to awake next to you any day. But I wasn't in Love with you; I realize that, and I admit it. <br />
<br />
Peace.}}<br />
<br />
====It's not over yet!!====<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br><br />
April 22, 2010 - 10:11 pm<br><br />
Wow, congratulations, you can tell the truth for once. How about you admit that you just wanted sex, and nothing else?<br />
<br />
And actually, while you're at it, how about you admit that you don't really even want sex, because I was initially kind of into you, but when I ask you to do a little work to prove you actually care about something, instead you would rather just sit and play [[video games]] while collecting government money. And lie to me, because you wanted to fuck me without any effort. So video games are more important than a girl you love.<br />
<br />
Oh, by the way, I changed my mind and uploaded your video to the cwcki. I did it to spread the word about you to other women to warn them, but then I realized that even if a girl is all over you, you still will ignore her so you can play video games. You probably don't even like girls.<br />
<br />
Jackie}}<br />
<br />
====Misrepresentation?!====<br />
{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 22, 2010 - 10:30 pm<br><br />
Who the F*** Are You to criticize me and even slap an "Asexual" Label on me so quickly? I do not condone such misrepresentation. Good Day.}}<br />
<br />
====Jackie is disgusted by Chris, because he's disgusting====<br />
{{quoteboxred|Jackie<br><br />
April 22, 2010 - 11:15 pm<br><br />
You do not condone it? What are you going to do to stop me, play some more video games? That'll sure show me. You like video games better than girls. I bet if I had been a playstation asking you to work on your comic, you'd be all over it.<br />
<br />
Jackie}}<br />
<br />
====YOU DO NOT KNOW ME, WOMAN.====<br />
{{quotebox|Chris<br><br />
April 23, 2010 - 2:35 pm<br><br />
You Do NOT KNOW ME, WOMAN. I Love Women OVER Video Games; I can not help my Social Problems from my Autism, or that I am one who misinterprets Social Cues, am sometimes unable to predict or understand the outcoming emotions or reactions to my actions. I can't help my own mental problems that sometimes misguide me.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*Ugh*</nowiki> Send your complaints to your "[[mailbag|Letters to the Editor]]" section.}}<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Jackie E-mails]]<br />
*[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]<br />
*[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]<br />
*[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]<br />
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]<br />
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[[Category:Jackie E-mails| 02]]</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=10242009&diff=148948102420092011-09-28T06:20:17Z<p>Darkspecteranon: Undo revision 148499 by Joe (talk)</p>
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<div>Despite being uploaded on 23 [[October 2009]] where [[Chris]] lives, "'''10242009'''" is a "a small short video response" to [[Gregg Mays]]. <br />
<br />
Once again, his malfunctioning [[PSEye]] is causing problems with the video, but it is thankfully only 28 seconds long.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 10242009<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tzkvEOu76ME}}<br />
| stardate = 24 [[October 2009]]<br />
| style = {{Rage|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{VertRedGreenShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You Kacey]]<br />
| next = [[For Kacey II]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
<br />
[''Chris briefly holds up his [[Amnyfest Ring]], as the camera skips wildly'']<br />
<br />
All right, this a small short video response to uh Mr. Quote/Unquote [''[[Pedo-glasses|dramatic glasses removal]]''] [[Gregg Mays]] alias [[Clyde Cash]], whoever the hell he is of his rea-of his real name. I am not scared of you. You're just a lowly suv-a-bitch. I don't give a damn about you. You can go [[Chris and religion|burn in hell]] for all I care. So [''GANGSTA CHRISCHAN angrily flips off the camera''] [[Chris and anger|FUCK YOU]].<br />
<br />
Everybody else, peace. [''flashes peace sign''] Have a good day.<br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ97s_c2JLA Gregg Mays's Video]<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-24]]<br />
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-10-24]]</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCRockin4Way.jpg&diff=148947CWCRockin4Way.jpg2011-09-28T06:20:13Z<p>Darkspecteranon: Undo revision 148497 by Joe (talk)</p>
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<div>[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|400px|right|They came for CWC.]]<br />
'''CWCRockin4Way.jpg''' (released officially on [[CWCipedia]] as ''CWCMenajAQuad.jpg'', because Chris really can't speak French) was a leaked image of [[Chris]] engaged in an orgy where he is penetrating a "half and half" (biracial woman) from behind, while fingering a blonde woman and, surprisingly, a [[niggo]]. <br />
<br />
Some argue that this is the most controversial image in the CWC canon since [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. It is still ''less'' controversial in that this time, the women offended are entirely products of Chris's imagination, which is [[Things Chris has ripped off|a first]]. Of course, this doesn't really offer that much relief, especially when Chris has possibly deluded himself into thinking that these women ''are,'' in fact, real.<br />
<br />
==Analysis==<br />
[[Image:CWCanatomyfail.jpg|thumb|400px|right|What the picture looks like with the "half-and-half" removed by an amateur MS Paint user. Thus it is revealed that Chris fails harder at anatomy than does [[Wikipedia:Rob Liefeld#Criticism|Rob Liefeld]].]]<br />
Whenever Chris attempts to do [[Rule 34]]s, he [[Chris and art|fails]] in his usual spectacular fashion. Like his previous benchmark for illustrated depravity, ShecameforCWC.JPG, Chris's drawing is a truly awful piece of work:<br />
<br />
* The "half-and-half" and Chris; there is no physical way that can happen. Even ''if'' the girl were sitting on his lap, there's no realistic way for his [[duck]] to reach her [[china]] like that. The way it's drawn, Chris has cut himself at the waist and his duck is just ''stuck'' in there.<br />
* Even when ignoring the obvious anatomical gaffes, the sex position and the whole ''situation'' in the picture is something that just wouldn't work in real life. This is what happens when all of your knowledge about sex comes from [[Chris and sex#Knowledge of sex and gender|pornography]].<br />
* Both the "half-and-half" and the [[niggo]] are just not reacting at all. Compared to the blonde-haired girl, the niggo looks like she's rocking out to some music and the half-and-half is just waiting for something to happen. Considering Chris's duck, though, this is not too unrealistic.<br />
* Once again, Chris has made sure to include both the [[medallion]] and his [[heterochromia|different-colored eyes]].<br />
* In real life, the [[Gitar of Fail]] and Singstar microphone (?) are not, strictly speaking, ''essential'' sex toys.<br />
* In spite of his new-found ''\m/ total hardcore death heavy Guitar Hero metal \m/'' lifestyle, there's still a portrait of [[Britney Spears]] on the wall, complete with "Oops!"<br />
{{-}}<br />
<br />
==Appearances==<br />
The image was first leaked to the trolling public by Bryan Bash towards the end of [[September 2009]]. Chris himself officially acknowledged the image a couple of weeks later, in his [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|10 October Captain's Log]], where he waved it about with great enthusiasm as a totem of his alleged heterosexuality. He then gave it a permanent home on [[CWCipedia]].<br />
<br />
==Fantasy or reality?==<br />
[[Image:CWCRockin4Gay.jpg|thumb|right|Indeed they came.]]<br />
While it's always a dicey proposition trying to draw grand conclusions from Chris's demented rants, his comments on the image suggest that he might believe he has actually performed the acts depicted. In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|Captain's Log video]] where he gave the picture its official debut, he declares "I'm having sex with three women!" Not "I drew myself having sex with three women," or even "I'd sure have sex with three women if I ever got the chance," but "I'm having sex with three women."<br />
<br />
It's well-established that Chris has an occasionally tenuous grasp of the distinction between [[Chris and reality|fantasy and reality]], especially with regards to the lives lead by his fictional creations. Chris may have reached a point where putting his fantasies down on paper is enough, from his point of view, to make them real. He has displayed this tendency before, when he equated [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|drawing himself experiencing various misfortunes]] to actual suffering. He at least considers the image to be indisputable proof of his straightness, fetishising it along with other random objects like his Optimus Prime toy and [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]]. In Chris's mind, the horrifying image possesses a far greater significance than your average piece of terrible, terrible artwork.<br />
{{-}}<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
Chris is not so shallow as to be fucking three random ladies. Rather, these are members of his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band and they have unique names. Jody Zimmerman (the [[niggo]]) is the drummer, Zuri Alryte (the "Half-and-Half") is the singer, and Kiera Bei (the [[Britney Spears|Aryan blonde]]) is the bass player. So, yes, Chris is building his virtual harem.<br />
<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
Image:ZuriAlryte.jpg|'''Zuri Alryte''': she's "All right" because she's at least half white.<br />
Image:KieraBei.jpg|'''Kiera Bei''': Britney's long lost twin sister?<br />
Image:JodyZimmerman.jpg|'''Jody Zimmerman''': A sistah or a brotha? You decide.<br />
[[File:Chris-Chan Orgy.png]]<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
[[Image:Chris-Chan Orgy.png|thumb|Famart Rockin' 5 Way]]<br />
*[[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]] - The Captain's Log where this pic first appeared.<br />
*[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]] - Another appearance of Chris's "rock band".<br />
*[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] - The former state of the art in Chris-chan smut<br />
*[[Giant Penis Comic]] - Another example of Chris's rich fantasy life<br />
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki #12:44| List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]] - "Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D"<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Image:CWCMenajAQuad.jpg The image on CWCipedia]<br />
[[Category:Rule 34]]</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Adult_Swim&diff=148945Adult Swim2011-09-28T06:19:39Z<p>Darkspecteranon: Undo revision 148496 by Joe (talk)</p>
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<div>[[Image:Freakedpickles.png|thumb|Chris is afraid of Pickles.]]<br />
[[File:Robot_chicken_sonic.jpg|thumb|Chris probably mourned his childhood hero on this Robot Chicken skit]]<br />
'''Adult Swim''' is a late-night programming block on [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network|Cartoon Network]], catering primarily to adults age 18-24. <br />
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Due to [[Chris's]] [[biological clock]], he would stay up late at night and would frequently watch Adult Swim, especially since it catered to two of his chief interests - [[anime]] and [[random-access humor]].<br />
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He has also downloaded many episodes of various Adult Swim series through the [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|PlayStation Network]] -- almost $120 worth, as of fall 2009.<br />
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Of interesting note is the show ''[[Wikipedia:Moral Orel|Moral Orel]]'' (which ended in 2008), which is a claymation mainly focused at deconstructing fundamentalism, and the merging of church and state, which is common in the Midwestern United States and Bible Belt. It openly criticizes the blind faith and intolerance of many American Christians, and people like Chris are exactly who they are making fun of. Chris has stated in the [[Mailbag 35|Mailbag]] that he has watched the show, and said it was "okay". It is likely that all of the jokes and truths go right over his head, even obvious ones such as a character saying "I guess lots of things get misinterpreted and lost in translation" while scratching his head with a Bible. The subtlety and sarcasm is lost on the autistic mind. He probably didn't like the pilot episode which hinted at a homosexual relationship between two characters.<br />
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==Shows that Chris watches==<br />
[[Image:robotchicken.jpg|thumb|Robot Chicken forced to watch Chris home video]]<br />
*''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman|Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law]]<br />
*''[[Wikipedia:Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil|Lucy: Daughter of the Devil]]<br />
*''[[Futurama]]<br />
*''[[Family Guy]]<br />
*''[[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|Robot Chicken]]<br />
*''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|The Boondocks]]<br />
*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]<br />
*''[[Wikipedia:12 oz. Mouse|12 oz. Mouse]]''<br />
*''[[Chris's Big Night Out II#Chris Needs Females|The Oblongs]]''<br />
*''[[Officer Keino|Home Movies]]''<br />
*Assorted [[anime]] <br />
*''Tom Goes To The Mayor'' (this is where he stole the idea of having a mayor's office inside a shopping mall)<br />
*''Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!'' (unconfirmed, but likely, as it is made by the same people as ''Tom Goes To The Mayor'' and is full of [[random access humor]])<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Adult Swim posts|Chris's Adult Swim forum posts]]<br />
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]<br />
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<div>'''Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 9 [[August 2011]], and the fourth video in the [[Calling Out]] series. Uploaded three days after his last video, Chris posted a fourth, calling out [[Alec Benson Leary]]. He's dropped the request for money and billboards, but now demands that Alec, Tito and Thorg [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]]. He later delivers tirade concerning the [[GAMe PLACe]] and its owner, which culminates in accusing [[Michael Snyder]] of being a child molester. Chris's [[speech impediment|poor speaking skills]] are quite prevalent in this video, as he repeats the words "essentially" and "associated" numerous times. He also manages to repeat the ever-classic "My mommy- my family" line from one of his [[For My Sweetest Ivy|videos for Ivy]]. <br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WN72luEx708}}<br />
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Asperchu|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br />
| next = [[It's not that cold]]<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
Hello, again, once again. I am here to make another [[trolls|troll]] [[speech impediment|esspos]]e as I have found anudder one amongst the bunch... the bunches! The one called [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Learec- Leary]] is not who he appears to be, and certainly is NOT an original creator of [[Asperchu]]. In fact, he is not even [[Aspergers|AsPERGIAN]]! He does not have Aspergers, and he’s another fatty fat fat fat fat... fat. Aaand just le—and I do NOT have a script. I have notes.<br />
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[''Holds up a piece of lined paper and a piece of red construction paper'']<br />
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I have notes and I form my own script. Anyway, he also has ties with the, uh, [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby]] place of which he makes donaations, of wid- which I have another esspose about the Game Place. First, here is his closeup. <br />
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[''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']<br />
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Now let’s talk... oh yeah, his real name is Christopher. So, [[Homos|Cha-ris]], let’s talk business now. What I would like from you… is essentially a live video apology for all the wrongs you have done to me over the [[Internet|innernet]] including the [[Chris and Copyright|copyright infringement on my Sonichu]] with your CHEAP, poor excuse for a 9-year-old... Asperchu, you immature [[JERKS|jerk]]! And then, I want you to leave the internet for good, and leave me and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|my mom—and my family]]... and friends at peace. <br />
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Also, on that note, I wish to make a correction to my demands with [[Surfshack Tito|Don]] and Jeremy. Essentially I have lear- Essentially I have learned from my esteemed colleague associates that [[Chris and the Law|apparently it is extortion]] to request [[Spanish|mucho dinero]], plus the billboard is no longer in effect. So therefore, I essentially still want Don to come forward with his video to Sony and to me publicly apologizing and everything, and the same goes to Jeremy. Public video apology, and both of y’all have to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my family and friends at peace.<br />
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Anyway, going back to, uh, Christopher… by the way, I know you’re in Texas. You’re in Texas, you [[Obesity|fatty fat fat]]! He has been donating to the troll cause and such over at The PLACE! The [[The GAMe PLACe|game and hobby place]] of which we are fully aware of and have grown to love and such, but there is more to THE PLACE, and its three associated stores located only within [[Virginia]], and I know from cold hard facts... including facts from a Hook article back in August of [[2002]], that... the four stores, their owner, a one Mr. Robert Lightburn... is... a [[Pedofork|child molester]], and convicted sex offender in Illinois. <br />
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And think about this! The place in [[Charlottesville]] is located right across from a school, and it is owned by a child molester! Parents! Children! Associated families! I don’t think you would want anyone who is a minor, or [[Chris and Reality|even under the age of ten]] to go into such a place that is owned by a child molester, and I am sure that in association, even though he is married, [[Michael Snyder]] has his own child molestation skeleton [[Homos|in his closet]]! He probably even molested his own daughter for all I know! I do not have concrete facts, so therefore that is just theory until I am corrected. But the point is the place is owned by a child molester, and nobody should ever, ever go into that place again… and it should be closed down for good! And that’s all I have for this video right now. Stay tuned for another [[slow-in-the-minds|Trroll ess-especial twirl esspose]].<br />
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<div>{{Quote| ... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "Laughs Under Lucricities". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE|Chris-Chan, graciously translating his own disorientating [[Autism|spacker-speak]] for [[Kathleen]].<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]]</ref>}}<br />
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{{Quote|I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz| Lyrics in [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]}}<br />
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'''Laughs Under Lucricities''', also referred to as '''Laughs Under Lucrativeness'''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref> and '''Laughs Under Lucridicities''',<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> is a [[Wikipedia:backronym|backronym]] that [[Chris]] coined for the ubiquitous internet slang "[[Wiktionary:lulz|lulz]]." Broadly, Laughs Under Lucricities refers to any humor generated at Chris's expense and therefore completely reprehensible as far as he is concerned. Of note is the fact that "Laughs Under Lucricities" would translate into "LUL", not "LULZ" as Chris suggests.<br />
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A related term is "'''lucrid'''", a word Chris has used variously,<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 48]]</ref> despite that fact that it is nowhere to be found in any formal dictionary. It is seemingly a combination of "lurid" and "ludicrous" but falls short of being a portmanteau and is more like the result of a head-on collision of the English language. Its application suggests that Chris [[slow-in-the-minds|mistakenly]] uses it in place of the word "lewd," or more likely "lurid," or similar term of contempt. <br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and English]]<br />
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==References==<br />
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<div>{{quote|I do not lie all the time; I lie some of the time.|[[Chris]], lying during the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}<br />
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[[Chris]], not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently '''lie''' to save face.<br />
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In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the [[trolls]]. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing, so his lies have the opposite effect (e.g. going to Redmond). In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (e.g. drawing [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|Rule 34]] of [[Megan]]).<br />
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The reason why Chris is capable of telling bold-faced lies while still claiming to be [[Honest content|TRUE and HONEST]] probably derives from failing to understand the concept of a "white lie": a lie said out of courtesy to avoid offending people with the uncomfortable truth. Because telling this kind of lie usually is socially acceptable and won't tarnish one's reputation, Chris, in his usual blindness to social rules, probably learned through his [[autistic]] brain that it is okay to lie in order to save face, because it is possible to do so while still remaining [[TRUE and HONEST]].<br />
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Complicating this further is the fact that Chris does not attempt to support his claims with any shred of evidence. The end result is a compulsive liar who is about as sly as a two-year-old who has been caught with both hands in the proverbial cookie jar screaming his head off about how he wasn't trying to steal anything whilst bits of cookie fly out of his mouth.<br />
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As of recently, Chris has taken to calling his lying "misspeaking". Instead of accepting that someone has busted him on his BS, he prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this new ploy.<br />
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This list serves to document all of Chris's blatant falsehoods. While Chris is known to speak half-truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact that he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.<br />
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==Chris's lies==<br />
* In a [[Mumble]] chat, he lied and said that [[nudes|nude]] photos of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were photoshopped, despite the fact that he consented to these photos.<ref>[[Mumble 2|Mumble Chat #2]], ~44 minute mark</ref> Chris also lied to someone he believed to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] about the ED images being photoshopped.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref><br />
* For two days, Chris claimed to have a new [[sweetheart]] named [[Chloe]] after the [[Blanca]] breakup. The first mention was to his fans, of all people.<ref>[[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]</ref> Yet, if he were already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at [[GameStop]], where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> He even said that they had a date together at Taco Bell and shared his first kiss with her. The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again. Furthermore, as of [[Mailbag 13|Mailbag #13]], he denies that he ever said anything about a Chloe.<br />
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|lied]] about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."<ref name="ReferenceA"/><br />
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube. Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]]{{cite}}, Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.<br />
* When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while the Jerkop left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then, Chris proceeded to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.<br />
* Chris claimed that he was banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by [[Mimms]] on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child and treated the [[Michael Snyder|store's manager]] rudely.<br />
* In an e-mail,<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]] - "Against me, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]] has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, 'I Love You' to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me."</ref> Chris claimed Megan said she loved him, when in reality she said no such thing.<br />
* He has made occasional claims<ref>See [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]] and [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].</ref> that he really doesn't hate [[homos]], despite several instances of him showing otherwise.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]], [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]], [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]], [[It's UGH!]], [[CWC "Boyfriend"]], [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]</ref><br />
* In an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]] at 21:21</ref> with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris told Clyde, "People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences." When Clyde pointed out that Chris had called Clyde a homo just minutes earlier in the same chat, Chris lied that he didn't. When Chris was shown the exact words he typed, he said it didn't count because he was retaliating against Clyde's remark.<br />
* Impersonated [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and called [[Kacey]], telling her about his sexual fantasies (which involves [[recycling]]).<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref><br />
* Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|video]] in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYAAc9zAVQw backfired horribly], Chris then issued the [[SingStar Challenge|''SingStar'' Challenge]] to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the ''SingStar'' Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.<br />
* Chris made a fake page<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> mimicking [[PS3|PlayStation]].com that showed him as the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]].<br />
* Trying to sound like a tough guy, Chris claimed in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|15 October 2009]] Captain's Log entry that he "did not give a dang" about the reappearance of [[Liquid Chris]], which is obviously not true since Solid devoted the entire first half of the Captain's Log to discrediting Liquid. Solid also stated that it would be the last time he mentioned Liquid, so of course he mentioned him again in [[Brutal Legend Plus|a video six days later]]. In that video, Solid even used one of [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|Liquid's ''SingStar'' Challenge songs]] to mock the [[trolls]] (the song's original purpose being to mock Solid), proving that Liquid does indeed still agitate him.<br />
* In [[Mailbag 14|Mailbag #14]], Chris offered a revisionist account of his ejection from [[Grace Baptist Church]], claiming that he was banned from the congregation because his pastor "found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." In fact, as Chris himself revealed in an e-mail to [[Lordsillynipples]] in 2008, he was kicked out after his pastor discovered the catalog of Chris's sexually deviant behavior on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as the deranged YouTube rant from his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|25th birthday]].<br />
* In [[Mailbag 25|Mailbag #25]], Chris revealed that he told [[Bob Chandler|his father]] that he had taken the videos of the [[14 Branchland Ct.|Chandler house]] off the Internet. The videos are still available on YouTube.<br />
* Chris began receiving e-mails in [[January 2010]] pointing out to him that his drawings of the Raichu from which Rosechu spawned in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] had a pointed tail instead of a blunted one, meaning the Raichu was male. What makes this incident unique is that Chris could have easily resolved the entire conflict. Since Chris is a longtime fan of the series, he could have easily thought "Wait a sec, when did male and female Pokemon start using different sprites again?", done a few quick searches online, and found that all Raichu were drawn with pointed tails prior to 2006. Eventually, after Chris uploaded an edited page and claimed that the tail had been blunt all along, he had this realization...after someone else showed him Bulbapedia.<br />
* In early [[February 2010]], Chris added a note to the [[CWCipedia]] page for [[Simonla Rosechu]] which claimed that she is a completely original character, and not a sloppy knockoff of [[Evan]] George's [[Simonla_Rosechu|Simonchu]]. This was, of course, an obvious lie, contradicted by Chris's own e-mails and other statements about Simonla's creation. Later, in a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|phone conversation]] with Alec Benson Leary, Chris acted surprised that anyone would be unwilling to accept this "retraction" of the truth, suggesting that he doesn't even comprehend why people might not believe his lies.<br />
* On Chris's [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|fifth phone call with Alec]], Chris very quickly found his own logic being used against him. To extricate himself from having to admit he was wrong, Chris instead set the phone down and very unconvincingly pretended to be his own [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], carrying on a small "conversation" with Chris asking him to clean up some [[Chandler cats|cat shit]]. Chris then came back to the phone to tell Alec his mom needed him to take care of the cat and that he had to hang up.<br />
* During the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth conversation with Alec]], Chris claims Nintendo sent him a letter saying Chris had free reign to use Pikachu in his comic, but when Alec asked Chris to upload the letter, Chris said he "misplaced" it. Also, during the call, Chris confidently stated that he "regularly" plays every single one of the games he owns &mdash; this being a valid reason he could not sell them for money. Chris owns [[List of Chris's games|roughly 600]] different video games, so unless Chris has figured out [[Time Void|a way to stop time]], it would be impossible for him to play all of those games regularly.<br />
* Chris went to great lengths to tell the fans that he would never show gore and violence in his comics. However, he breaks this statement by killing Evan in a very gory fashion in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. He later insists in [[Jackie_Chat_1|his first chat with Jackie]] that it was justified because Alec "gored it up first." Episode #17, which was written long before ''Asperchu'' even began, ended with Rosechu stripping naked, ''clawing a man's head open'', ''electrocuting him'', and ''leaving him in a puddle of his own blood''.<br />
* When the trolls started to demand more comics, Chris stated that he was never sure whether he wanted to make money with ''Sonichu''; if that were true, he would never have tried to make a [[Sonichu Adventure|video game]] about ''[[Sonichu]]'', nor try to sell it to businesspeople.<br />
* Chris has repeatedly referred to [[The Wallflower]] as his "girlfriend", despite making a video [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|pleading for her to be with him]], and, in fact, complaining about her essentially putting him in the [[friend zone]].<br />
* Chris promised to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"remove [him]self from the Internet"]], only to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|return in less than 48 hours]].<br />
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|While trying to get himself back into The GAMe PLACe]], Chris told Michael Snyder that he's become a better person. This is after all the things he's done since [[2008#April|April 2008]]. He ends this meeting by calling Michael a Jew, despite stating he had nothing against Jews not five minutes earlier.<br />
* Chris's [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia article about The Wallflower]] contains some of the biggest flights of fancy, blatant lies, exaggerations, half-truths, and flat-out delusions seen yet from Chris outside of the [[Father Call]]. Specifically, he claimed that he and The Wallflower had shared a kiss; since this would have been Chris's "real" first kiss (aside from "[[Chloe]]", a lie), it was considered important by obsessive CWCki editors to see if he remembers it later (the Wallflower CWCipedia page article was written on April the 19th). Naturally...[[Jackie e-mails Part 2|leaked e-mails from Jackie]] show that by the 10th of April, ''nine days before making this highly suspicious claim'', Chris had either a.) [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Jackie.27s_Questionaire_1|momentarily forgotten that he had been kissed]] &mdash; a monumental occasion in his life; b,) lied on his CWCipedia about being kissed; or c.) lied to Jackie about being kissed. In the end, a lie is still a lie, although it's ''possible'' he's basing his story on a gross exaggeration of the truth (the two sharing a drinking straw is the current troll favorite for this).<br />
* In [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]], when asked about his opinion on a possible repeal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy that would allow open homosexuals to serve in the U.S. military, Chris said that he thought the policy should only be repealed so that "the [[homos]] can go die in explosions." When called out on this in [[Mailbag 51|several]] [[Mailbag 53|later]] [[Mailbag 54|Mailbags]], Chris forgoes apology to either deny the claim ever took place, or claimed that he had retracted it. Later, he would alter an e-mail in [[Mailbag 51|Mailbag #51]] which contained the quoted remark to make it appear as though Chris was being pro-gay in the original e-mail. Up until the death of the CWCipedia in May 2010, the original, homophobic reply in [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]] remained unchanged and unretracted.<br />
* In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] with Clyde Cash and [[Surfshack Tito]] about Chris's PS3, Chris swore that he would not reveal the name of his [[Jackie|new girlfriend]]. He broke this promise in [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|a video]] not two weeks later.<br />
* Also in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris said he would not buy another PS3. Not only did he do that and begin earning trophies about two weeks later, he also bought a PS Move controller ([[ECV 00001|seen in this video]]).<br />
* In [[Jackie_E-mails_23|an e-mail exchange with Jackie]], he claims his penis is bigger than previously photographed and is no longer bent.<br />
* Chris told [[Vivian Gee]] that he read her book, ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', when, in reality, he gave it to [[Rocky Shoemaker|his pastoral counselor]], and never touched it beyond that.<ref>[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]</ref><br />
* In the Autism Tutorials, Chris claims he "fit in perfectly" with his high school classmates. The reality is he was socially awkward and generally disliked{{cite}}.<br />
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<div>'''Wigwam''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. Chris, summoning his [[Cherokian Clan|Native American]] [[racism|heritage]], pretends to smoke [[tobacky]], nearly four years after proclaiming that he would shoot every last ounce of it to [[the Moon]].<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref> <br />
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Note that actual [[Wikipedia:Cherokee people|Cherokees]] did not build [[Wikipedia:Wigwam|wigwams]], and their [[Wikipedia:Calumet (pipe)|ceremonial pipes]] do not resemble [[Wikipedia:Ballpoint pen|ballpoint pens]], but were usually made from clay or bluestone quartzite.<br />
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== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Wigwam<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CEPzUzrtnQA}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Racism|text}}, {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlueShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:CWC Pipe Stem with black ink.jpg|thumb|100px|A five-pack of CWC-brand tobacky.]]<br />
[''Chris makes weird noises, takes a puff from a ballpoint pen attached to a small sack, makes more weird noises, then hands it to the viewer.'']<br />
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[''In a stereotypical [[Native American]] accent''] Here, smoke um [[Wikipedia:Calumet (pipe)|peace pipe]], find [[Chris and anger|inner peace]]!<br />
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<div>{{quote|And by the way, that is not [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] whose eyes are censored; that is [[Megan]]!|Chris, [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]}}<br />
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[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|"Your sister has cum for me"]]<br />
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'''ShecameforCWC.JPG''' is some [[Rule 34]] that [[Chris]] drew as part of a campaign to fight the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by "replacing negativity with positivity."<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref> Arguably the most controversial of all of Chris's artistic canon, this single image managed to invoke so much drama it ruined the closest relationship with a human being he has ever had - his friendship with [[Megan Schroeder]].<br />
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At first, people believed the picture to be of his imaginary twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]], until Chris edited the article to confirm that it was in fact Megan.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on the 18th March, 2008.]]</ref> He also angrily decried these scurrilous rumors in [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|an Internet video]], shouting that it was Megan. While this is less disturbing than Chris wanting to have an incestuous relation his own fictitious twin sister, it is notably creepy that it is of his only friend with whom he had no romantic or sexual relationship.<br />
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==Background==<br />
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When Chris first discovered the [[ED]] page, he was disturbed by the number of [[pickles]] on the site. Using his powers of [[autistic]] logic, Chris decided that the best response would be to replace these images with images of things that Chris likes, hence "replacing negativity with positivity." <br />
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On 11 November [[2007]], Chris uploaded several new, original images to ED, including ShecameforCWC.JPG. All were varying degrees of horrifying, but ShecameforCWC.JPG proved to be the most controversial, leaving [[trolls]] in total shock.<br />
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==Analysis==<br />
[[Image:ShecameforCWCanatomy.JPG|thumb|Anatomy analysis]]<br />
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The drawing fails in so many ways that it manages to capture the true essence of fail that is Chris:<br />
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*The [[Chris and art|artistic skills]] of an eight-year-old; depth perception and proportion are nonexistent. She looks as flat as the paper upon which she was drawn.<br />
*A complete unfamiliarity with the female anatomy (the [[China|vagina]] is not one long hole and you could never do that sort of thing with a real vagina, looking like that).<br />
*Megan's body lacks all curves whatsoever. Chris should probably start paying better attention to women in porn, as then he would know that girls' waists nip in, thus making the hips appear more pronounced, instead of being straight up and down [[Pedofork|like a little boy]].<br />
*Unfamiliarity with human anatomy in general. Megan's legs seem to start right at the groin while her hips are directly behind them. Her right hand seems to be permanently stuck doing the [[Wikipedia:Vulcan salute|Vulcan salute]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]''. Also, it looks like neither Chris nor Megan have elbows, joints or even bones for that matter. What is supposed to be her foot looks like a deformed flipper. <br />
*Chris is somehow reaching over his left shoulder with his right hand despite the fact that his elbow remains near his side, creating an effect straight out of [[Wikipedia:M. C. Escher|M. C. Escher]]'s darkest nightmares.<br />
*Megan's right nipple looks at first to be a sixth finger, suggesting that Chris messed up (more than usual) while drawing the hand and decided to turn it into a nipple.<br />
*The [[China|vagina]] in question appears to be either glowing or shooting out a powerful gust of wind. Chris probably meant to convey that Megan was "wet" and/or "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|squirtin']]," but due to his own stupidity he drew her "[[Wikipedia:Female ejaculate|cum]]" around and outside the vagina instead of coming from inside it, leading to the "Glowing Ethereal Cunt of All Ages" effect shown in the picture. Also, pussy juice is not blue.<br />
*Megan's pubic hair, which was probably supposed to be a [[Wikipedia:Landing strip (pubic hair)|landing strip]] (a near-ubiquitous hair cut in porn), in this drawing bears a slight resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]'s mustache (coincidentally, Megan had a one-time fetish for German soldiers, which Chris wouldn't realize anyway). It is also quite far up on her body, and looks like some kind of messed-up [[Wikipedia:Abdominal hair|happy trail]] instead of pubic hair.<br />
*Close attention to the parts that interest Chris, namely [[China|genitalia]] and breasts, yet a tiny head he had to squeeze in, most likely because he started with the former and realized "Oh, she needs a face."<br />
*In contrast, Chris pays close attention to his [[Medallion of Fail]], his [[heterochromia]], etc.<br />
*Not only a retarded pun, a reinforcement of Chris's narcissism, that when a woman orgasms, it's for his sake and not her own pleasure (as he titled it "''She''came''For''CWC", emphasis added). Plus, a smug look on his face as he gives a thumbs up while fingering her seals the deal.<br />
*He's wearing his [[Sonichu medallion]] while fingering a woman. He stated that ideally, he'd like to be wearing his medallion for his first time.{{cite}}<br />
*The fact that this is his best and only friend, Megan, and he sees nothing wrong with it other than the fact that it's on the Internet where she can see it.<br />
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==Motivation==<br />
Chris apparently thought that uploading pictures of vaginas would counter-act the homosexuality prevalent on the ED page. <ref>Megan emails, 2008<br />
</ref> He posted pornographic drawings of several shippings from the comics, which happened to include him and Megan. He and Megan had some sort of self-fulfillment relationship in the comics, so we can assume Chris was imagining this from the very beginning.<br />
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==Drama==<br />
===With ED===<br />
When Chris first uploaded the image to ED, he captioned it "Your sister has cum for me." Exactly what he meant here is disputed, but it had the unintended effect of leading ED's users to widely conclude that the picture represented ''Chris's'' sister, the fictional character [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]]. (Given the nature of Chris’s artwork, any two females with long brown hair are easily mistaken for each other.)<br />
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Over the next few months, the image was removed and replaced a few times over the course of Chris's simmering edit war against ED. It didn’t become a serious hot potato until [[March 2008]], however, when [[Megan]] discovered the picture and learned that it was meant to be a picture of her. (Chris, not realizing that it would probably be better to cut his losses and let the trolls believe that he wanted to screw his imaginary sister, spilled the beans himself.) In between bombarding Megan with apologies via e-mail, he went on a desperate campaign to remove the image from his ED page.<br />
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Chris spent most of a week trying to remove the image, trying to delete references to Megan from the article, trying to erase random bits of the article in order to camouflage his real intentions, and otherwise failing to realize that once something goes up on a wiki, you can’t make it come back down. Amazingly, he even tried to replace the image with a [[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|cropped version]] which just involved the vagina, as though Megan were only angry about her and Chris's facial features being depicted and would be satisfied if the image just showed his hand disappearing up her radiant quim. ED admins quickly reverted his edits and eventually protected the page once it was obvious that Chris was up to something.<br />
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On 18 March, Chris admitted defeat in his own disturbing way, and edited the image’s caption — as well as several other captions around the article — to make it clear that the woman depicted is Megan, not Crystal. Over the next few days, he made a number of other self-deprecating and self-pitying changes and additions to the page, including the "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" series of images, before giving up on editing ED for six months.<br />
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===With Megan===<br />
In early spring [[2008]], Chris’s relationship with Megan had gone relatively smoothly for some time. However, on 4 March, she sent him a seemingly innocuous message, sharing some friendly news...and also asking that Chris remove any references to her from his websites.<br />
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By 12 March, Megan had discovered the full extent of what Chris had written and drawn about her around the Internet, and particularly the fact that she'd starred in his cartoon fantasy porn. (At some point, according to [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], the image was also discovered by Megan's fellow customers at [[The_Game_Place|the Game Place]].) While failing to get the image off the ED page over the next several days, Chris sent her a series of messages trying to put out the fire.<br />
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Some of his attempts to "explain" the image to Megan are downright bizarre. It's hard to do justice to the [[Megan_Emails, 2008#Chris_apologizes_for_something.2C_what_could_it_be.3F|original e-mails]]. At one point he seemed to think Megan was offended because she didn't understand the act on display, and went off on a frighteningly awkward explanation of what a handjob is. In another e-mail, Chris confirmed the suspicion of many trolls — that he had entertained thoughts of sexually assaulting Megan.<br />
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{{quote|If I didn't have the foresight to put my pent-up frustrations and feelings in the form of something, I might have become an abusive maniac...|Chris, [[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED|e-mail to Megan, 18 March 2008]]}}<br />
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Generally, Chris's "apologies" are a classic display of his insensitivity and awesome narcissism in action. He shows little remorse for creating and publishing the image while offering plenty of woe-is-me whining about the bullies from ED. In a message from 18 March, he actually had the gall to tell Megan that no matter how bad she might be feeling, he himself has definitely got it worse.<br />
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After sending several messages and receiving little in the way of response from Megan, Chris appears to have given up on winning back her trust, which coincides with the slackening of his campaign to remove the image from ED and the increasingly self-hating tone of his edits there. On 23 March, Megan finally sent him two brief replies to the effect of "leave me alone." Those mark the end of the active drama over the image. Chris stopped editing ED around the same time.<br />
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As a coda to the fiasco, Chris tried once more to repair his relationship with Megan about a month later, sending a message with a mix of everyday news and creepy stalkerish longing. Given some time to consider the implications of his earlier messages, especially the parts where he brought up the prospect of raping her, Megan slammed the door shut, saying "I'm afraid I can't trust you anymore." This remains their last known communication.<br />
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==Today==<br />
{{quote|It was Wishful Thinking.|Chris, describing his motive for drawing ShecameforCWC, [[Rejected Mailbag]]}}<br />
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Christian's remorse turned out, not surprisingly, to be fake as he went and reuploaded the picture for his sleazy [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], citing the fact he needed "sexy images".<ref>[[Mumble 9.5|Mumble Chat 9.5]]</ref> The pain he caused a female friend means nothing compared to his lust for e-fame. The original drawing itself is said to be ripped up and stored in a "Crumple-Lope"{{cite}}.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] - Chris graduates from a handjob to an all-out rockstar orgy. His drawing style hasn't improved.<br />
==Sauce==<br />
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{{MeganSaga}}<br />
[[Category:Rule 34]]<br />
[[Category: Megan Saga]]<br />
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<div>'''April 2011''' began with Chris continuing to play [[PS3]] and hiding from [[troll]]s, and for most of the month, the only real thing to come out from Chris was a Playstation Network comment, wherein he proclaimed to be a "Tomgirl". <br />
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At the end of the month, the context for this weird statement was revealed, as the PSN suffered a worldwide security breach, which lead to Chris's account being hacked again, and shortly thereafter, a bunch of pictures wherein Chris dresses and does makeup like a woman and then goes out in public surfaced on the Internet. It was hotly debated whether this means that Chris is coming out of the closet or that it is yet another plan pertaining to his [[Love Quest]], though [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|later information]] seemed to disprove the former.<br />
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==Events==<br />
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* 14 April: [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the website that made Chris infamous, is taken down and replaced with [http://ohinternet.com/Main_Page Oh Internet]. Chris [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|finally got his wish]].<br />
* 16 April: It does not last long however, as a [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page semi-complete mirror] of Encyclopedia Dramatica, including the Chris-chan page, is established.<br />
* 21 April: [[PlayStation Network]] shuts down after an [[rape|"external-intrusion"]] by hackers, rendering Chris's [[PS3]] unable to connect to the internet and [[PlayStation_Network#Spending_history|impulse-buy large amounts of vidya]].<br />
* 29 April: Several pictures of Chris [[Tomgirl Pictures|dressed as a woman]] are released. <br />
==References==<br />
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{{quote|I'm POSSIBLY [[retarded]]...|Chris on his autism, [[Mumble]] chat 23 February 2009}}<br />
{{quote|I'M RETARDED|Chris, [[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]}}<br />
{{quote|It sometimes takes me a long while before I can fully comprehend and make an appropriate reaction. In another word, '''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|Chris, on himself.<ref>6th paragraph down: http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] "conquering" autism (and "ATcI3") by confusing windmills with watermills.]]<br />
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|Chris at war with autism (or "ATSIMU") in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]<br />
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|He plays this card a lot.]]<br />
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'''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. The cause of autism is unknown, but has been shown to have multiple genetic factors. The symptoms usually manifest before the age of 3 and are generally irreversible; there is no cure, although the condition can be treated. Autistic individuals are generally not retarded — they mostly have average intelligence — although obviously severe social impairment can coincide with stunted learning and development. [[Asperger syndrome]] is generally considered part of the autistic spectrum; individuals with Asperger syndrome generally have above-average intelligence, although they still suffer from the social and communicative impairments. Prognosis depends on the severity of the autism and the effectiveness of its treatment; autistic people may learn to live relatively normal, productive lives or they may have become so unable to function in society that they must be institutionalized.<br />
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[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has built much of his identity around being autistic. His terror of being associated with severely autistic/retarded people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks. In short, it is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[100 2178|victimhood]], and [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]] without understanding his relationship with autism.<br />
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Chris, in typical Chris fashion, not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his ego|special significance]], but also seems to think that his autism is different from that of every other person in the world who has autism. Because, y'know, everything to do with Chris has to be [[slow-in-the-minds|special]]. Because he's autistic, Chris is, naturally, better than everyone else (because having autism automatically makes him a genius), and everyone should acknowledge how utterly brilliant he is. At the same time, Chris is not responsible for anything he ever does wrong, because he is autistic and that means it's not his fault if he [[Twin Falling Towers|does]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|stupid]] [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|things]].<br />
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==High-functioning vs. low-functioning==<br />
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Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; i.e., high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, near-normal comprehension, fluent speech, and about-average intellect. This lets Chris have it both ways: you can't blame him for his failures because he has autism, but you can't treat him like he's retarded because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal. <br />
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[[Trolls]] have often noted that the "high-functioning" qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[lie|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the "HFA" label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, even the most casual of observers would conclude that Chris is basically non-functioning.<br />
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Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them "WINDOWS TO HELL" and compared them to "zombies".<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]</ref> The irony of his resentment toward 'Low Functioning' Autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.<br />
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He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.{{cite}} Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Bob|his]] [[Barb|parents]], has never had a real girlfriend, and [[Dirty, crapped briefs|shits his pants]] on a semi-regular basis.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref><br />
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Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as [[Microsoft|Bill Gates]] and the creator of [[Pokémon]], yet he has failed to do anything with his life, hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are utterly his fault.<br />
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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==<br />
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{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID| [[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]]}}<br />
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]<br />
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Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After bawwwing for hours, he emerged from his lair unable to talk (which implies that Chris could talk before this incident, and that would be in direct contradiction to Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven); as Chris himself puts it, "God put the mute button on me." Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,<ref>[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Autism Characteristics]]</ref> so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far, far more likely that one or both of Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development.<br />
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It is not currently clear how Chris came to be considered as "autistic," although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was "around age five or six." However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than "five or six.") By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.<br />
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When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the "evil babysitter" incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to "high-functioning," but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. However, his characteristics and development throughout his life may put him in the "Childhood Disintegrating Disorder" category, as he has become worse and worse over the years.<br />
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In his "Song of Christian" video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven— that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of "therapy" had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.<br />
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==Persecution==<br />
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Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he forced the faculty to restrain him by refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.<br />
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There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g., throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is perfectly justified, but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in "everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]."<br />
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Chris's [[Chris and Rape|tactful and sensitive]] comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger Syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to [[wikipedia:Missing_white_woman_syndrome|"Missing White Woman Syndrome"]], and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with "proper" autism.<br />
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==Chris's symptoms==<br />
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Many [[troll]]s dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked-up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe "normal" behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.<br />
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A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular (albeit idiotic) guy with a few "eccentricities" (more like psychotic), or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara|bad parenting]] and genuine autism. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:<br />
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[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]<br />
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|left|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]<br />
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*Chris displays virtually no coherent, working theory of mind. This is the essence of autism: autistics have difficulty gauging others' internal, subjective thoughts, feelings, ideas, intents and so on; understanding that these might be different than their own; and predicting their behavior based on these differences. Indeed, the prefix "aut-" is a form of "auto-", meaning "self," as in "automobile," meaning "self-moving". In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, "it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact" as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.<br />
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*Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements, another trait of autism. This is related to the above. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not Ian Brandon Anderson and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.<br />
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*Chris is extremely gullible. While autistic people can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[naive|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls pretending to be girls, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approaching him about making a Sonichu game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: "even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]" (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.<br />
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*Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his pinkeye and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he's a virgin{{cite}}. <br />
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*Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you like having Chris haunt your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a "[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]]." When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural.<br />
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*Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13 year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them. It should be noted that the two have entirely different skin colors.<br />
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*[[White_knight#Chris_lacks_empathy_himself|Chris lacks empathy]] and concern for others. See his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde. His suggestion after the loss of [[Ryan Cash]] was "find yourself a girlfriend." He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an "innocent victim of misunderstanding"—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.<br />
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*Chris has trouble developing relationships. Many neurotypical people have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. He has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key prerequisites for successfully interacting with people. He also pretty much just talks about himself.<br />
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*Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow.<br />
**In the [[Jackie E-mails 23|final exchange of e-mails with Jackie,]] Chris responded to Jackie's frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by telling her she had exceeded the "Hurtful Truth Level"; While he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.<br />
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*Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].<br />
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*Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Other compulsive and repetitive behavior common with autism is strict following of rules, and near OCD like organization. Chris however, lives in a [[14_Branchland_Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with dialog bubbles in inappropriate places; and a very inconsistent plot, and disobeys the [[Chris and the law|law]] when it inconveniences him.<br />
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*Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LBP#First Date Level|interests]].<br />
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*Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor Roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. "5 mies[sic] from the city"<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2</ref> instead of "outside the city"), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to "[[pedofork|age up]]" the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not lying off his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[continuity#Chronology|continuity errors]].<br />
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*Chris's given reasons for his love of [[My Little Pony]] are also indicative of autism. Autistics are drawn to physical sensations which give them a feeling of being 'grounded', and this is probably why Chris finds stroking the hair of these toys so "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|therapeutic]]".<br />
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*Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.<ref>[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]</ref><br />
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*Unnatural relationships with objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has an evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PS3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistic people have difficulty maintaining relationships with people they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in children with autism.<br />
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*Chris also appears to have echolalia, a common symptom of autism. This means that he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random access humor|"humor"]]<br />
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*One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris%27s_resume|seven months in his entire life,]] has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[attraction sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women,]] and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]--where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old life style of just going to school and coming home and playing video games, him trying to remain a child, or fear of failure. More than likely though this more to the fact that Chris is lazy, fat, selfish, naive, incompetent, refuses to grow up, and refuses to accept responsibility.<br />
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==Chris's misconceptions about autism==<br />
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) he's a brave little boy for living with it. His song [[A-U-T-I-S-M]] sums up his attitudes about the disorder:<br />
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{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}<br />
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To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.<br />
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Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex is too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's "[[Love Quest]]" and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert.<br />
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Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have "Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People",]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|the disorder did not even exist before he was born]].<br />
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In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he opined that our society is spending so much time on the internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.<ref>[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref> This further proves that people with no social contact should not attempt social commentary. Well, that and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. More recently he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref><br />
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===Chris on the causes of autism===<br />
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents (Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived) are at greater risk of developing autism.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics</ref><br />
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Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In more recent years (specifically, during [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009, he said that "scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic", and that the babysitter incident merely "brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me." <br />
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When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered on Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.<br />
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To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot "the doctor's optionally give to the child after birth", apparently in reference to the highly disputed urban myth alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.<br />
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In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.<br />
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===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===<br />
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Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. (In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger syndrome be placed on the autism spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and "high-functioning autism" one and the same.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome</ref>) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to "ass burger" or "ass booger" for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]]. <br />
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In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up - in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself "close-minded" on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a superior tier of social retardation.<br />
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==Chris on autism education==<br />
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.<br />
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[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied "...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run." Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how "to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's"]], Chris's only response was, "My advice is to Mainstream the child."<br />
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During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.<br />
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{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}<br />
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In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem) is [[List of Chris's lies|the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.]]<br />
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==Autism cured?==<br />
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[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]<br />
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Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PS3|PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's "homo vaccine." Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]</ref><br />
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:<font color="#4682B4">'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.</font><br />
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:''' Over what?</font><br />
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:''' Over your autism?</font><br />
:<font color="#4682B4">'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes</font><br />
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:''' . . .</font><br />
:<font color="#4682B4">'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, what is it that you want to do?</font><br />
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:''' Christian</font><br />
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:''' Are you serious?</font><br />
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:''' Autism is not influenza</font><br />
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:''' You don't 'get over it'</font><br />
:<font color="#4682B4">'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.</font><br />
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Chris claims during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?<br />
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As of [[May 2009]], Chris seems to have regained his autism and is back to [[Chris on Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. Or he forgot that he even had the above conversation and is just retarded.<br />
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[[November 2009]] saw Chris claiming to have cured his autism again as stated at the end of part 2 on his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations (where he describes himself as a "high-functioning autistic ''recovered''"). A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris says in the [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|revised ED article]] in response to ED's claim he's "suffering" from autism, he comments "''which I still am for real.''"<br />
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Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend) he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but to live a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.<br />
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==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==<br />
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]<br />
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==Chris and other autistics==<br />
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Listening to Chris go on about "us TRUE and HONEST autistics", you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so in reality he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics than himself "windows onto hell"<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref> and regards them with [[Chris and Hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]]. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from "real" autistics (read: Chris).<br />
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Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Episode_19#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even for [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can be speculated from this that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem very unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are. <br />
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For their part, people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, and wish he'd fuck off and die and stop giving them a bad name. The deleted article about Chris on TV Tropes said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was "Paranoia Fuel", that is to say it scares them to think they're like him. For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the "window onto hell".<br />
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The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:<br />
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* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.<br />
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* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a "hate site". Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.<br />
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Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Asperger syndrome]]<br />
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]<br />
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]<br />
* [[Autism Tutorial]]<br />
* [[Chris and psychology]]<br />
* [[Kick the Autistic]]<br />
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]<br />
* [[Stress]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic ]<br />
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[[Category:Physical characteristics]]</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pixelated_PS3&diff=148933Pixelated PS32011-09-28T06:15:05Z<p>Darkspecteranon: Undo revision 148729 by Joe (talk)</p>
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<div>The '''Pixelated PS3''' is a Frankenstein-esque abomination that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored (apparently ''black'' is a rare and coveted color) Lego and [[Pixelblocks]], which [[Chris]] submitted to [[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|''Robot Chicken'']]'s "What would you do for a [[PS3]]?" contest. The Pixelated PS3 was shown to still exist by [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|29 September 2009]]. Luckily for Chris, he didn't overheat and destroy his PSTwo by entombing it in so much plastic shit.<br />
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It should also be noted that Chris [[slow-in-the-minds|actually required notes]] so he could remember his basic, awkward-sounding lines.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| name = Pixelated PS3<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_PYyrmtbLTw}}<br />
| stardate = 28 [[November 2006]]<br />
| subject = {{Television|text}}, {{Video games|text}}<br />
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}<br />
| previous = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]<br />
| next = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE#Watch|Christian Weston Chandler's <br> FUTURE MESSAGE]]}}<br />
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{{quote|I'd throw away the cure for autism… ''if I had it!''}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from [[Ruckersville, Virginia]].<br />
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[''[[Things Chris has ripped off|sings to the tune of the Klondike Bar jingle]]''] “What would you do for a [[PS3]]?”<br />
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What I would do for a PS3? ''I'' tell ya what I'd do!<br />
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''Well'', if I had the [[monthly tugboat|money]], I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their ''tents'' and all that good stuff.<br />
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I'd throw away the cure for [[autism]]… ''if I had it!'' 'Cause I wanna get rid of that dog—doggone, long—life-long curse that I've had.<br />
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[''looks at piece of paper with scribbled-down notes'']<br />
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And, uh… oh, yeah! I would trade in my… PS2 for another thing!<br />
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Or, uh, otherwise, um… I'd make one from ''wood'' [[Duck|if it was hard enough!]]<br />
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But you know what ''I'' did? ''I'' did it!<br />
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[''reaches down and picks up fake PS3'']<br />
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I made it—made one from Legos and [''voice cracks with excitement''] ''Pixelblocks!''<br />
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And—believe it or not… I actually play ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on this thing!<br />
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[''reaches towards the camera to turn-off recording'']<br />
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[''switches to a deep voice and Scottish accent''] ''Thunderhorse!''<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2006-11-28]]</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Anne_Boleyn&diff=148931Anne Boleyn2011-09-28T06:14:25Z<p>Darkspecteranon: Undo revision 148690 by Joe (talk)</p>
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<div>[[Image:Anne_boleyn.jpg|thumb|The ancestor of the man who gave birth to [[Sonichu]]? Though, it would explain why she was [[Mary Lee Walsh|called a witch]].]]<br />
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'''Anne Boleyn''' ([[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|c.1501/1507 – 1536]]) was Queen of England and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Ireland]] as the second wife of [[Wikipedia:Henry VIII of England|King Henry VIII]]. [[Chris]] claims to be a descendant of her from his [[Barbara|mother]]'s side of the family, via [[Daniel Weston]] who was supposedly on the [[Wikipedia:Mayflower|''Mayflower'']].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>. Note that Chris [[Chris and English|cannot even spell "Boleyn"]].<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><br />
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History buffs will of course notice a problem with this. Namely that, aside from the fact that [[Daniel Weston]] did not exist, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter, [[Wikipedia:Elizabeth I of England|Queen Elizabeth I]]. It is impossible for Chris to be descended from her, because Elizabeth was childless and was in fact famously known as the [[virgin with rage|virgin queen]].<br />
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It is not known when or how Chris got this idea. In August [[2005]], he tried to impress a girl on [[MySpace]] with this fact simply because she was interested in royalty.<ref>[[MySpace#Jalena]]</ref><br />
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In late [[2008]], Chris deduced (or more likely decided) that he is also descended from [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]] (Anne's sister),<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref> her brother [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], born 1577),<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref> and later [[Wikipedia:Earl of Portland|Earls of Portland]].<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> This fact strengthens the view that Chris made the whole thing up himself without being told by his mother. And although it is quite possible that his family tree loops back in on itself, it's [[Virginia|probably]] a good deal more recent than the Tudor period.<br />
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In [[May 2009]], Chris also gave his ancestry as a reason for [[Wikipedia]] to have an article on him.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref><br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Daniel Weston]]<br />
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]]<br />
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]<br />
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[[Category:Dead]]</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=This_was_my_fault&diff=148929This was my fault2011-09-28T06:12:52Z<p>Darkspecteranon: Undo revision 148679 by Joe (talk)</p>
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<div>'''This was my fault''' (also known as '''01022010 - This was My Fault.MOV''') is a video posted by [[Chris]] on 2 [[January 2010]] where [[Chris and remorse|he apologizes]] to the [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Sysop]] of [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Closed Due To AIDS|CWCipedia]] and the [[My Coke Rewards|Coca-Cola company]] for his crass attitude and is ready to take full responsibility for his abuse of the [[Chris and copyright|Coca-Cola trademark]]. Of course, accepting "full responsibility" for Chris means to also partially blame [[Jack Thaddeus]].<br />
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Again, Chris thinks [[YouTube]] is a mystical, magical place where the [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|person]], [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|company]] or [[Godjesus|entity]] you address is likely to watch your video simply because they were mentioned.<br />
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The second video is because Chris's camera is "fickle," probably because he [[Sonichu's Edge|abuses it]] like he did his [[PSEye]].<br />
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==Part one==<br />
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| stardate = 2 [[January 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|[[CWCipedia]]}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{DangerStripeShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP]]<br />
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{{quote|I thought... uh... free advertisements was OK, but it turns out I was wrong.}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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(''Sigh'') ... [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: January 2, 2010. (Removes [[glasses]])<br />
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(Sigh) Okay, well currently, the CWCipedia is down on account of a mistake I made... mmm... with the Coca-Cola ads. I thought... uh... free advertisements was OK, but it turns out I was wrong. But anyway, I put the majority of the ads on there, because number one the... uh... mislabelings, and I am sick and tired of those; (clenches fist, speaks angrily) I'm straight, goddamn it! And plus, number- and plus of [[Jack Thaddeus]], I put the more offensive ads that were on there before the less offensive ads that we have—uh—he has left up there now. But anyway, uh, quickly addressing the Coca-Cola Company, I hope it isn't--I pray it is not too late and that they get this-- (video glitches) and that they get this—I apologize for misusing the—uh—label, and if you will grant me the chance, I will be happy to remove those—I will be happy to remove all traces of those—uh—images... from the website... post-haste. <br />
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And, uh, also, to the SysOp, I apologize for this sort—I apologize for putting up this trouble-- [[Chris and remorse|I feel terrible about this]]... so, yeah, don't sell yet, Coca-Cola company, do not-- (video abruptly ends)<br />
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==Part Two==<br />
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| name = And I accept full responsibility of my actions<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7eOy0WHDvbM}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[January 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|[[CWCipedia]]}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{DangerStripeShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[This was my fault#Part one|This was my fault]]<br />
| next = [[Down with Asperchu]]<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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Ah, go figure, the fickle battery cable on my—uh—camera... Anyway, the Coca-Cola Company: If—uh—I apologize, and—uh—you don't have to address the CWCipedia webmaster, take your complaints to me. I'm the one responsible for ma—er, for making that happen. It was my mistake and I take full responsibility of it. Anyway, with that, I hope we get the CWCipedia back up as soon as possible, so I can undo the mistake—ah—of the placement of the Coke ads, and I deeply apologize. Uh, to most everybody, (peace sign) have a pleasant day.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Jack thaddeus phone call 3]]<br />
* [[Chris and remorse]]<br />
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<div>The '''KCWC broadcast''' is a taped "broadcast" of [[KCWC]] that was included as the soundtrack for the slideshow portion of the "[[DVD|Yep, I'm on TV :) DVD]]".<br />
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This "broadcast" is notable of Chris's childlike behavior, with [[Barbara Chandler|his mom]] "calling in" to request a song for [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] seventy-first birthday and humoring Chris like a six-year-old, as well as the fact that many of the songs he plays are from [[video games]]. Though many video games do have catchy themes, no one in their right mind would listen to them over the radio. <br />
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Besides the crappy video game music, the only other songs Chris plays are old songs that nobody from his generation onwards has probably ever heard of, all from the 1930s to 1950s by artists such as [[Wikipedia:Frank Sinatra|Frank Sinatra]] and [[Wikipedia:Joe Loss|Joe Loss]]. We can probably thank Bob for [[Chris_and_music#Musical_tastes|Chris's musical tastes]].<br />
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The broadcast has several special "guests," notably [[Chris and reality#Fantasy and Fiction|''Alvin and the Chipmunks'']], as well as [[Wikipedia:Myles Standish|Myles Standish]], who, after riding on board [[Daniel Weston|the Mayflower]] to the [[United States of America|new world]], has apparently became a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] fan. Keep in mind, this was made when he was ''sixteen'' years old, in his junior year of [[Manchester High School|high school]].<br />
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Also, on the DVD cover, Chris incorrectly says that this was taped in August [[1997]]. This is impossible, as there is a commercial on this tape for [[Wikipedia:Cousin Skeeter|''Cousin Skeeter'']], a show on [[Wikipedia:Nickelodeon (TV channel)|Nickelodeon]] that premiered in September [[1998]], and Bob wouldn't turn 71 until this month, either. It is pretty sad that Chris can't remember when his father's birthday is.<br />
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==Audio==<br />
===Part I===<br />
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| name = Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) - CWC's SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part I <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|S-jRds729ZI}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[1990s#1998|September 1998]]<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}<br />
| previous = [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]<br />
| next = [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]<br />
}}<br />
====Transcription====<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font>[''whispering''] Quiet, we're on the air.<br />
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[''Chris poorly imitates the NBC chimes, followed by a weird random noise'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''ba-ba-ba-bum in a singing voice''] ''It's time to open up that radio station. It's that cool radio station. Here it is, station K-C-W-C! And here is your host, with the most, Christian Chandler!'' [''ba-ba-ba-bum'']<br />
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[tape skips between recording]<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Good morning, [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|guys, gals, and dudes of all ages]]! This is your host Christian Chandler here on everything KCWC. You know I usually wake up <br />
[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|a little cranky]] in the morning when I wake up, 'cause you know it's six o-clock in the morning. But this morning I feel like [[Chris and Ego|I own the world]], I can do anything I want. So this morning we're gonna start us off with a little ditty from ol' [[Wikipedia:Frank Sinatra|Frankie Sinatra]]. This song is titled [''bad singing voice''], "I Got the World on a Stri-i-ing." [''normal voice''] That's a real good song, y'know? So take it away, Frankie, and get [[Red String of Fate|that string]] wrapped around on your finger, we're also gonna have some rain! [''Chris laughs'']<br />
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[tape skips again]<br />
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[Frank Sinatra's version of "[[Wikipedia:I've Got the World on a String|I've Got the World on a String]]" plays]<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Now wasn't that a great song, folks? Well, I got more to come along with more tunes and all that, 'cause you're listening to everything KCWC. Before we release the next song, I happen to have a guest star in the studio with me, you wanna know who he is? I'll tell ya, here he is, ol' [[Wikipedia:Chico Marx|Chico Marx]], let's give him a big hand! [''Chris claps as the tape stops'']<br />
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[A recording of [[Wikipedia:Chico Marx|Chico Marx]] appearing on radio show ''[[Wikipedia:The Fitch Bandwagon|The Fitch Bandwagon]]'' plays, after Marx does a comedy bit, [[Wikipedia:Skip Nelson|Skip Nelson]]'s "Velvet Moon" plays.]<br />
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[Tape stops and resumes recording with Chris clapping]<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Now wasn't that a great song, folks? Whattaya say, Chico Marx? How does it feel to be here on station KCWC? <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''badly impersonating Chico Marx in a high pitched voice''] Well I must say I feels, it uh-feels to be great here's on this station on the uh-radio. And I really must be going. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh well, when you gotta go, when you gotta go. Right, Chico?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''in his Chico voice''] That's right, I'll see you later, kids! Bye!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> O-okay, bye! Well, wasn't he a great guest star folks? But I gotta tell you what now, we had a request for a certain song from a certain movie. Well I'm gonna throw a contest [stutters], now I'm gonna throw a surprise, I'm gonna give away a dinner for two at O'Toole's. If anyone can guess which movie this specific song came from. And remember, the phone number to call is 555-KCWC. Remember that number, and I'll take any caller who will call in. I hope somebody who calls in, will win. Okay, take it away mysterious movie!<br />
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[Tape stops again and resumes with "[[Wikipedia:Oh,_What_a_Beautiful_Mornin'|Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin']]" by [[Wikipedia:Joe Loss|Joe Loss]] playing. Part one stops in the middle of this song.]<br />
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===Part II===<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) - CWC's SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part II <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|aNSPbPdcWZo}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[1990s#1998|September 1998]]<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}<br />
| previous = [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]<br />
| next = [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]<br />
}}<br />
====Transcription====<br />
[''"[[Wikipedia:Oh,_What_a_Beautiful_Mornin'|Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin']]" by [[Wikipedia:Joe Loss|Joe Loss]] resumes, finishing before Chris begins to speak.'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Wasn't that a beautiful song, folks? Oh yes, that was- that song was "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning" from the famous movie "Oklahoma" and we got a winner here, folks! His name is Fredrick C. Wilberg, and he'll be a wi-he'll get that there out to toe-tools. I hope [[Homos|he and his friend enjoys themselves]], but right now we're gonna cut from the music, and go right to the news!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> So here it is, take it away, news! [''Chris imitates a radio station's news transition jingle with a series of "do do do do"s before switching to what he believed to be a deeper voice''] Good evening! This is Ted Baxter here with the news. First we will go with our [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|local news]]. Here we are at the [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|Mario racetrack]] where we just had an accident. Mario and Yoshi went bumper-to-bumper and their tires fell off, but don't worry, nothing much though. [[Chris and reality|They just got-they each just got cut on their left knees]], but don't worry, their mommies are taking care of them, and now--and now, and the carts are being pulled away into the cart garage and everthing will be okay soon. As a matter of fact, they're gonna be repaired by noon. [''half-assed laugh'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway, here we go to the weather. Take it away, Weatherboy. [''Chris's voice shifts into a higher pitch, possibly an extremely bad New Jersey accent''] Okay! 'ere we go with the weather! We see the ha-with the-with the-with the local weather! Here in Richmond it is now 89 degrees and partly cloudy, but tomorrow it's gonna be different. Actually, tonight, it'll be 91 degrees and, uh, there will be no rain. No rain, but it will be perfectly clear, and uh, tomorrow, it will be 91 degrees and, well, perfectly sunny, but we're maybe due for a shower though as a 30% chance. Back to you Ted. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Chris shifts back into his news caster voice''] Okay Weatherboy, and now we're gonna go to a bank robbery that just happened right now. Take it away Copter 1. <br />
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[''He assumes the voice of the fabled Helicopter pilot above the bank robbery scene'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> This is Copter 1, reporting live in a chase scene. We're chasing the burglar from the bank-which has escaped from the bank right now with five million dollars. I'm here with the bank manager, and I'm gonna get a word from him-what he thinks about this. Tell me, mister bank manager, what do you think about this?<br />
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[''Chris's voice attempts a deep and husky voice, possibly that of a middle-aged man'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I think it is very bad of this man to steal $5 million from my own bank! As a matter of fact, I'm offering a [[Chris and money|$1,000 reward]] to anyone who captures this criminal who's taken my five mills. Why am I not going to give away a $5 million reward you ask? Well, we need the money, daggat's for sure. Heheh. Anyway that's all I have to say. I hope you catch 'em.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Copter 1:'''</font> ...And there we have it! Back to you, Ted. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Ted the Newscaster:'''</font> Okay, you keep uh, following that burglar now. By the way, did you get his license number?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Copter 1:'''</font> Oh yeah, that's right! His license number is 3C54. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Ted the Newscaster:'''</font> Thank you very much. Okay, and we got also got a sports game to report before we go back to the music. We got the Pittsburgh Pirates- we had the baseball game today here in Chicago, between the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Chicago White Sox, and the Pittsburgh Pirates beat the White Sox with a difference of 3 points. This is unbelievable. 50 to 53. In the Pittsburgh Pirates' favor. Now isn't that a funny thing though. Back to you, Christian Chandler. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay! Before we go back to the tunes, we're gonna take a little commercial break right now. So and so just relax and everything will be fine. <br />
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[''The recording cuts to the audio of a commercial for [[Obesity|Goldfish snack crackers, followed by a Burger King commercial]] for Cousin Skeeter and Allen Strange toys, an advertisement for a Surf 'n' Turf CD/Cassette, a National Geographic commercial, and a Cow and Chicken ad.'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hey, welcome back to the tunes. You're listening to the station everything KCWC, and right now we're gonna play a little something for those who love video games. We're gonna play the Mario Kart 64 theme, and because that theme is a short song, we're also gonna throw in some "Circuit Select" songs. And you know why we're throwing this in? Because Mario Kart 64 is a great game and we happen to like it too. As a matter of fact, we even have it, and we've played it. So take it away, Mario Kart 64! Ha-ha. <br />
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[''The recording cuts once again to Mario Kart 64's Circuit Select music, as well as its theme for the next two minutes until it is cut off by the end of part two.'']<br />
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===Part III===<br />
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| name = Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) - CWC's SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part III <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tAVkrAdqrYU}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[1990s#1998|September 1998]]<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}<br />
| previous = [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]<br />
| next = [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]<br />
}}<br />
====Transcription====<br />
The ''Mario Kart 64'' Circuit Select theme resumes, finishing before Chris begins to speak.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You are listening to EVERYTHING station KCWC. And uh, during that ''Mario Kart 64'' song, we got a request from a little young boy of uh five years old. His name is, uh, Christopher Chandler. He's a first-time caller, but a long-time listener. He put in a request for a theme-for the theme song of a very famous [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] game for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]]. So I'm gonna throw in another contest. The prize this time is a game for two at Putt-Putt Golf Course. If anyone call in and guess the name of the game that this song came from-it is in the handsong and it is the theme song of that game. Anyway, if anyone can call in and guess the name of the game, I'll give them the game for two at Putt-Putt Golf Course. And remember, the phone number to call is 555-KCWC, and I'll take ANY caller who can call-who'll call in and give the right answer. Okay, so take it away, Sonic the Hedgehog, and I hope somebody wins.<br />
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[tape stops and leads to the theme song of "Sonic and Knuckles"]<br />
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[tape stops and Chris resumes speaking]<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And you are listening to everything KCWC. And that song was the "Sonic and Knuckles" theme song. And we got a winner here, folks. His name is [[Wikipedia:Myles Standish|Myles Standish]]. And he told me to tell you the he was one of the members of a s- one of the Sonic the Hedgehog website on the [[Internet]]. By the way, speaking of which, I've also wanted to play that Sonic & Knuckles song because I heard that there were a lot of sites on the Web created by lots of Sonic the Hedgehog fans. Anyway, Myles Standish has won that, uh, game for two at Putt-Putt Golf Course, so he and a friend of his can enjoy themselves for a game at Putt-Putt Golf Course. Anyway, uh, nuh, anyway, enough of the video games. I'm gonna play...I'm gonna nuh, the next selection that I'm gonna play is, uh another Frank Sinatra number called "[[Wikipedia:Love and Marriage|Love and Marriage]]". And boy, that is an institute you can't disparage. Oh by the way, just to let you know, it's 9:30 a.m. Now I wanted to mention that. Anyway, uh, take it away, Frankie!<br />
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[tape stops and "Love and Marriage" by Frank Sinatra plays]<br />
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[tape resumes as Chris speaks]<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You are listening to station KCWC. Everything! And wasn't that a great song, folks? Now right now, we're gonna play another song, except this time we're gonna play a little [[Christmas]] song. As a matter of fact, I have a guest star, as a matter of fact, three guest stars here who happen to have sang that song. Can you guess who they are? [pause] I'll tell you then! It's [[Wikipedia:Alvin and the Chipmunks|:Alvin and the Chipmunks]]. Let's give 'em a big hand!<br />
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[Chris claps]<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as one of the Chipmunks: '''</font> [indistinct]<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as another Chipmunk: '''</font> You said it!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as the third Chipmunk: '''</font> We're going [[Tobacky|smoking]]!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris: '''</font> Say, Alvin, how does it feel to be at station KCWC?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris trying to sound like Alvin: '''</font> Yeah, it's great, man!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris: '''</font> Well, you'd better plug your ears, then, because we're about to play... <br />
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[Chris's voice gets cut off as part three ends]<br />
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===Part IV===<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) - CWC's SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part IV <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sNKPhZ2ea_w}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[1990s#1998|September 1998]]<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}<br />
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}<br />
| previous = [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]<br />
| next = [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]<br />
}}<br />
====Transcription====<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris: '''</font> ...a [[Christmas]] song! I gonna play... ''[Sings in a sing-song voice]'' Over the river and through the woods! You like... ya liked that song, didn't cha?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris trying to sound like Simon: '''</font>: Yeaaah, I liked it, but I don't think Alvin does cause it didn't feature his hula hoop! ''[Annoying laugh]'' Ah ah ah ahh!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris: '''</font> Heh heh heh, that's funny, Simon. Well, take it away, ya chipmunks, and ''[indistinct]'' and go to ya grandmudda hou- grandma's house! Ah ah ah!<br />
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[tape stops and a chipmunk rendition of "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv4BBori8Ac| Over The River And Through The Woods]" plays]<br />
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[tape resumes as Chris speaks]<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris: '''</font> Alright, you're listening to everything KCWC. And wasn't those Chip- wasn't those Chipmunks great? But they had to leave so soon. Oh well, nobody's perfect. Right away, don't forget last summer we got a request from a me- member of the Sonic the Hedg- from one of the Sonic the Hedgehog websites. Her name was Lezzie Lylelesh, [''Not sure about this name, someone help?''] and she requested that we play the [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|''Sonic CD'']] song, "Sonic Boom." And she also requested that we play the long version! So that's what we'll give her, cause we happen to have the copy of the Sega CD game right here. So take it away, Sonic, and give us that booming song! Ah ah!<br />
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[tape stops and "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbyWwy0YOmU| Sonic Boom]" plays]<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris: '''</font> Alright ya'll listenin to the station everything KCWC, and wasn't that a great song, folks? Get down, man! Heh heh! Well, right now, we're gonna play for you: a Disney song! It happens to be from one of my favorite movies, ''[spoken quickly]'' as you might have guessed, one of the most popular movies, [[Cole_Smithey#Internet_infamy|Toy Story]]! Yeah, that's right, it's that famous song, "[[Wikipedia:You've Got A Friend In Me|You've Got A Friend In Me]]." And boy, wasn't that [[Wikipedia:Buzz Lightyear|Buzz Lightyear]] funny, I mean,<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris trying to sound like Buzz Lightyear: '''</font> To infinity and beyond!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris: '''</font> Ah, ah, well, anyway, take it away, Buzz and [[Duck|Woody]], with that famous song of yours, ah ah!<br />
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[tape stops and "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXURC_nNhc| You've Got A Friend In Me]" plays]<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris: '''</font> Now wasn't that a great Disney song, folks? Well, I thought it was great too. But right now we're gonna- take a break from the tunes and take a little commercial break. But first, a word from our sponsor, the [[I Love Lucy|''I Love Lucy'' show]]! <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris trying to sound like Lucy:'''</font> ''Hello friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run-down, listless? [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|Do you poop out at parties?]] Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin. Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains Vitamins Meat Vegetables and Minerals. Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal. Mmmmmmm..... It's so tasty, too! Mmm! Tastes just like candy! So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow! That's Vita-meata-vegamin!<br />
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I love Lucy and she loves me. We're as happy as two can be. Sometimes we quarrel but then... ha ha ha How we love making up again. Lucy kisses like no one can. She's my Mrs. and I'm her man. Life is heaven you see, Cause I love Lucy, and I love Lucy, and Lucy loves me!!''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris: '''</font> Hey there, all you [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|guys, gals, dudes of all ages]]! Well, you're listening to the everything KCWC, this is your host, Christian Chandler, and, uh, before we, emm, announce the next song, we're gonna give you our joke of the day! And this joke comes from, ehh, Christopher Chandler from [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]! And the joke goes like this.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as his younger self:'''</font> Why is six afraid of se-<br />
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[Chris gets cut off mid-joke as part four ends]<br />
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===Part V===<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as his younger self:'''</font> ''[resumes mid-joke from part four into part five.]'' -ven. 'Cuz seven, eight nine! <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''[Chris laughs]'' Now that's a pretty funny one! Thank you Christopher Chandler. Anyway, our next song is another Disney song and it is entitled ''[Chris badly sings]'' "Ooh, oopey doo, oobey doo, I wanna be like yo-hoo-hou, wapey do-ee do wah!" from the Jungle Book. Yeah, that's right, the Jungle Book. Okay Tink-okay Kemuway take it away. Oh by the way Luey, I don't want to be like you! ''[Chris laughs]''<br />
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''[Tape cuts out in the middle of the recording then resumes]''<br />
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''"I Wan'na Be Like You" sung by [[Wikipedia:Louis Prima|Louis Prima]] for the Disney film ''[[Wikipedia:The Jungle Book (1967 film)|The Jungle Book]]'' plays]''<br />
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''[Tape cuts back out and in again]''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You are listening to EV'ery thing KCWC. And it is now one-thirty in the afternoon and we're going to-- ''[Chris cuts himself off with vocalized phone rings]'' Uh-oh, gotta call on line one. ''[Bloops and Chris pretends to answer the phone]'' 'Allo! It's your time, what's your rhyme!<br />
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<font color="red">'''Barbara Chandler:'''</font> Hello! My name is Barbara Chandler and I'm calling to request a song for my husband for his birthday - ''[Chris interrupts]''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No kiddin'.<br />
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<font color ="red">'''Barbara:'''</font> His name is [[Bob Chandler]] and he's 71 years old today. ''[Chris interrupts]''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No kiddin'.<br />
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<font color="red">'''Barbara:'''</font> ''[In a very-mildly agitated tone]'' and the song I would like to request is "[[Wikipedia:A Bushel and a Peck|A Bushel and a Peck]]". ''[Chris interrupts for a third time]''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> A bushel on a peck, an' a hug aroun'da neck for a seventy-one-year-old man. ''[light laugh]''<br />
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<font color="red">'''Barbara:'''</font> Ah think so. Thank you very much.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''[Quickly]'' Okay bye.<br />
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<font color="red">'''Barbara:'''</font> Bye.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ya heard it righ' here folks a-a request for birfday boy here. So a Happy Birthday goes out to Robert Chandler. And we will p'say "A Bushel and a Peck" from [[Wikipedia:Guys and Dolls|''Guys and Dolls'']].<br />
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''[Tape cuts out, then begins playing "A Bushel and a Peck" from Guys and Dolls]''<br />
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''[Tape cuts back in]''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You are listening to EV'erything [[KCWC]]. And right now we're gonna go down to the top tens- songs. Of them all. Cuz I gotta start up with um'uh-nuh we're gonna start um' right now.<br />
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Number Ten is- uh- "[[Wikipedia:Go the Distance|Go the Distance]]" from [[Wikipedia:Hercules (1997 film)|''Hercules'']]. Number Nine is uh- "ccc" from- The Chipmunks. Number Eight is uh- "The Results Theme" from Mario Kart 64. Number Seven is "Saddle Up" is from Virtual Sonic. Number Five is, uh- uh- the uh-Opening theme from Starfox 64. And Number Three is the uh ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog CD| The Palmtreee Panic]]'' background song from the Sonic's CD. And Number Two is "You've Got a Friend in Me" from Toy Story. And the number one hit song which we're gon'play up next- uh- "What's More American" sung by Bing Crosby.<br />
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Take it away Bing!<br />
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''[Tape cuts out at the end of part Five]''<br />
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===Part VI===<br />
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[''There's a long silence until 00:20 when "What's More American" resumes.'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You are listening to everything KCWC. And right now it is 3 o'clock and we're gonna take a break from the music and get right back to you with the news. Okay, Ted newcaster, take it away!<br />
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[''Chris lowers his voice and somehow sounds even more retarded than usual'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Ted the Newscaster:'''</font> Thank you, Mr. Chandler! Well first of we're gonna go back to the robbery that's in- that's in- still in progress. Come in copter one.<br />
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[''Chris makes noises I presume to be helicopter noises and does the voice for copter one'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Copter 1:'''</font> Here I am in copter one, folks. Again with the bank manager and we're still chasing the robber. And he's on his- he's nearing his hide-out. Okay, here he is parking his car. Getting out of the car with the five million dollars in his suitcase. [inaudible] And luckily I have a police escort with me so we're gonna land now and catch the burglar. Goin' on down now!<br />
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[''Chris makes more helicopter noises'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Copter 1:'''</font> Okay, here I am now at the place I'm go in and capture that burglar. Okay, lets go!<br />
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[''Chris puts on a deeper, more authoritative voice, presumably pretending to be a policeman'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as policeman:'''</font> Okay, Robber! You got five seconds to get outta there with the five million dollars or we gonna bust on in and get it ourselves. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. Okay men, send them in. <br />
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[''Chris seems to fart'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as policeman:'''</font> Alright, we got ya surrounded! Come out with your hands up! <br />
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[''Chris makes strange high-pitched noises'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as robber:'''</font> Okay, okay! I'm out, please don't shoot! Don't shoot! Dont't shoot! I give up! I give up! I give up! Here's the five million dollars. I give up! I give up! Please take me in! Take me in! I'll never commit a crime anymore. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as policeman:'''</font> Good job, men! Listen, five million dollars gets a thousand dollar reward. Donate it to the Richmond station. Okay, c'mon men, lets get outta here!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Copter 1:'''</font> And there you have it. We just had the capture of the burglar and the retrieving of the five million dollars. So tell me, Mr. bank manager, what do you have to say about this?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as the bank manager:'''</font> Well, all I have to say is that I [inaudible]. He sang like a true coward. So, and he's gonna- he also face going to jail so he might give up the life of crime and I won't have any more money stolen. That's all I have to say.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Copter 1:'''</font> Okay, you heard right here live on station KCWC. Back to you, Ted!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Ted the Newscaster:'''</font> Thank you- thank you, copter one. Okay, right now we're gonna go back to the weather. Weatherboy...<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Weatherboy:'''</font> [clears throat] Eh, yes, and right now it is- right now it is 91 degrees and now it's mostly cloudy. There's a little sunshine right there, but we don't have any rain coming. No, sir! Right now they say it's only a 20% chance of rain. But tonight, it'll be perfectly clear and 79 degrees and tomorrow there'll be a slight chance- there'll be slight chance of rain. 30% chance, to be exact! And that's all I have to say. Back to you, Ted!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Ted the Newscaster:'''</font> Okay, Weatherboy! And right now we're gonna go back to Chicago for another- for some more sports. We go down the basketball game between the, ah, the, ah, what is it? Oh yeah, the Chicago Bulls and New York Nicks. And the Bulls have won the base- the basketball game. That's a score of 53 to 50! Anyway, the Bulls won the baseball game. Okay, that's all I have to say about the sports! Now we're gonna take you live to the race track on Mario Kart 64. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as sports commentator:'''</font> Okay, here we are at the race track and there Yoshi and Mario are fine. And they're wearing these [inaudible] and their karts are out of repair so- and we are about to start a kart race for the flower cup. And we're gonna give full coverage on Mario. Su- so here we are about to start the race. Lets go live!<br />
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[''There is the noise of a Mario Kart 64 race starting up'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as sports commentator:'''</font> Here we are at Toad's Turnpike, and the race is about to start, folks! On your mark, get set, go. And here we go with the race. Keep an eye on Mario, now, cause he's our main man. Mar- And, ah, he's in third place right now. Ahead of him is Koopa and ahead of Koopa is Peach. Oh, and he makes a splendid right hand turn. Oh, and he give a green shell which he picked up to Koopa. He's closing in on Peach. He's making another turn. Oh, but peach turns ghost. Now Mario picks up another item. He shoots a green shell and gets a ghost. Uh oh! Oh, he got into the green shell he shot and now he see's the other one and he uses a ghost and what does he get? Oh, from that ghost he receives a red shell, and he bounces it off trucks, no problem. He raises his red shell and on a stair way he shoots it, and it won't hit Peach because she ha- had a banana on her, and Mario has picked up another red shell. He's raised it and he shoots it. Is it gonna hit Peach? I don't know, folks. It knocks Peach against a wall. Mario picks up... Oh man, somebody has shot a lightning bolt. It's Luigi! Oh man, Mario's on a dirt place. Oh, and Mario goes back to full size and so has everybody else. Now with only two shells, he makes another turn. On turn, he picks up another item. He shoots, and picks up a mushroom! And is on his final green shell he had to use it because Koopa had his coming. So, Mario uses the final green shell. Uh oh! Oh, [inaudible] he uses a mushroom and <br />
he got plenty of mystery items, and he's still in second place, folks. Peach is way ahead. [inaudible] make first place but lets keep an eye on him, anyway. He's got a mystery box, a decoy box. And he puts it in- he lets it go. And he get another item, it's a red shell! I don't think it'll make Peach but he goes on ahead and shoots it, and he hits a banana peel. Oh, and he goes into a major peel out. Ladies and gentlemen, this is one of the best races I ever seen in my life. One of the most exciting, too. Okay, and Mario makes another turn. He picks up another item. It's a lightning bolt! How lucky is that? And everybody has gotten shrunk except for Mario. And Mario hits a banana peel but he doesn't slip. He must have hit the break. And now he picks up a set of green sh- set of three green shells. Mario passes a couple of trucks. Now, he's making another turn. He almost slipped on a banana peel but the- one of his green shells took the hit for him. This is the third lap, folks. And he's almost towards the finish line. Oh, and he goes between a [inaudible] and a truck magnificently. And he passes the finish line with second place. And first place is Peach, Mario is followed by Koopa and Koopa is followed by Donkey Kong and the rest are in the last four positions. We take you now to the results. Mario is in second place with six. Peach is in first with nine. Koopa at- with three. And Donkey Kong with with one. And the rest have zero. And now we go to the next race, in Frappe Snowland, and Mario in position in second place. On your mark, get set. Oh, and Mario takes a rocket boost to start as he's tring to go to his right. He picks up...<br />
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[Chris gets cut off mid-sentence as part six ends]<br />
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===Part VII===<br />
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[''Mario Kart commentating continues from last video'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as sports commentator:'''</font> ... an item. It's a banana peel, and he is in first place. How will he use his banana peel? Just right at the turn. Now he's going over the hill. Oh, and it looks like he hit somebody. I'm not sure who it was, but he hit somebody. Oh, and he picks up a green shell, he uses it, it hits Peach. Peach is still in second place, though, but, uh, Mario is still is first. He's way ahead by some. Oh, and Mario picks up a red shell. Don't think there'll be a need for that, but he's got one. And Peach is closing in on him. He crosses the bridge. He's on his second lap! He starts the second lap, folks. He gets- he picks up another item. He lets go of- he releases his red shell, and he picks up a banana line-up. Oh, and Peach has passed him. Now Mario's in second. He throws the banana peel and Ma- and Peach slips. And he's still got the bana- got one banana peel left. And he picks up another item. It's a single banana. How's he uses it? Simple! He uses it in the- in the lot of mystery boxes. And he picks up a single mushroom as his item. How will he use it? He's keeping it. Lets see what happens, though. He makes another turn, on the curbs. He makes another- other turns. He's really keeping that mushroom, though. Not using it. He's still making his other turns. He's going over the hill. He still hasn't used his mushroom, yet. Now he goes through the field of snowmen. Now he makes another turn. Oh, and he uses that mushroom to go over that snail hill for a short-cut. Now- now he picks up another item. It's a single banana peel. And he makes another turn. Oh, but hit the wall before he can make his turn. He's lost the banana. And he crosses the bridge. And he wins in first place! That was a magnificent race, folks. Mario in first place, followed by Donkey Kong, the Koopa, then Yoshi and the rest on the last four positions. Lets go live to the results. Mario's in the lead with fifteen points. Peach is in second with nine. Donkey Kong with seven. Koopa with six. And Yoshi probaby got some points. He picked up one point and is in fifth place. The rest have zero. Now lets go live to the next race. Which is Chocolate Mountain! And Mario's in position. Ready! Set! Go! Oh, and Mario picks up another rocket boost at start. And he gets to another turn. He picks up an item. It's a single mushroom. Might as well gonna save that one for later. Now he's making another turn on the wide turn. He does it successfully. He goes through the boxes. And he still hasn't u- oh, and he hits something. He hits a hill. And, uh, Toad and Donkey Kong have past him, because he was probably thinking about something else. But right now Mario is back and he picks up three green shells. And he uses one on Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong gets Toad in a chain reaction. Now Mario is still in first place. He's still got... [inaudible]... closing in on him. He shoots one green shell to pick up an item, and it's a green she- it's another green shell. And he uses it that third green shell on Koopa. And he pulls out his new green shell. What's he gonna do with it? He shoots it behind him. And he picks up another green shell from the other item boxes. He shoots that behind him. Now he has no items. And Donkey Kong is closing in on him. But it looks like somebody [inaudible] but I dont think it was Donkey Kong. Now new item pick up. It's a red shell. And he uses immediately and hits... uh-oh, a koopa has hit Mario. He's fallen behind. He's in fourth place. No wait, now he's in third. He picks up three mushrooms. He uses them. And uses the third one to go ahead of Toad aaaand Koopa and he's out way in the lead. And Donkey Kong is somewhere 'round the hill. And Mario picks up a mushroom, now he's in second place. Now he's started using his unlimited mushroom. He makes a turn. He's still in second. He uses his mushroom. Oh, and there's Koopa not far ahead. But I'll take Mario and make it first place. Donkey Kong second and Mario makes third place. Ladies and gentlemen, was a magnificent racde, if I do say so myself. Koopa won, followed by Donkey Kong, followed by Mario, followed by Toad. I'll take you live to the results. Mario's still in first place with eighteen. Koopa with fifteen. Donkey Kong with thirteen. Peach with nine. And Yoshi and Toad tied in fifth place with one. The rest have zero. Now we take you live to the next race, in the Mario Raceway. This is the final race, folks! Mario's in positions at third place. On your mark! Get set! Go! And Mario takes another rocket boost at start and he hops over Koopa. Now he picks up an item. It's a decoy mystery box. And he drops it. He make another turn. He goes around that mushroom. He picks up another item. It's a green shell, and almost straight away he shoots it behind him, but it hits nobody. Now he making his auto-turn. And he goes across the sand using another turn. And Koopa is directly behind him. But Mario is still in first place. Uh oh, he hit the grass. And Ma- and Koopa [inaudible] but he didn't pass. Mario picked up a green shell. Uh oh, Koopa's passed him. But Mario shoots his green shell and timed it right, hit Koopa. Now Peach is in second but Mario is still first. And Mario picked up... five banana peel and he uses them all straight away. And now he's taking a sneaky short-cut again usaing his auto-turn. He's way, way ahead, folks. And now he's in for the final lap. He picks up another item. And it is another green shell. He shoots it behind him. He's making his auto-turns. He's going around the mushroom. He making an auto-turn. And he picks up a mushroo- a single mushroom. I notice how he use that to hit the grass and sandy short-cut. That's a long short-cut, folks. And now Mario's passing through a tunnel. Uh oh, He makes and wrong turn and goes the wrong way. But now he's still in first place and passes finish line. Wins with first place. Ladies and gentlemen, that was a magificent race. Mario won in first, followed by Donkey Kong, followed by Koopa and followed by Peach and the rest are in the last places. Lets go live to the results. Mario's won with 27 points, followed by Donkey Kong with nineteen and I didn't get to see the rest. Right, now here we are at the trophy ceremony live at Peach's castle. Let's go live. Here comes Mario as the first place winner. And here comes Donkey Kong in the third place mount. And Koopa coming up in the secon- uh here's come Koopa coming in the third place mount. I don't know. Lets see how it comes up, though. Mario get the win with first place, Donkey Kong with second an Koopa with third. And here comes the floating glow fish. He's got the trophy for Mario and the trophy is GOLD! This was a bunch of magnificent races, folks. Tell me Mario, what do you have to say about this?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Mario:'''</font> [''his voices starts out very high pitch then lowers rather drastically''] Well, all I have to say it feel go to be a winner. I always feel like a real winner. I just need more winning, that's all. [inaudible] Thank you very much! Back to you! <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as sports commentator:'''</font> Alright! Now that's enough for the races. Back to you Ted Baster!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris as Ted the Newscaster:'''</font> Thank you! Now that's it for the Mario Kart races. Now we go back to the music. Back to you, Christian Chandler.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright! Thank you, Ted Baster! As you know it was three o'clock before the news started but right now, with the, since we were just mplayingMario Kart 64, we are now going live with Starfox music. We gonna play the, ah, famous song from that game, Titania and Macbeth. Take it away, Fox McCloud.<br />
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[''Tape stop and resumes with Starfox 64 - Titania and Macbeth'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You are listening to everyth-<br />
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[''Chris is cut off in the middle of a word'']<br />
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===Part VIII===<br />
<center>{{Protip|The original copy of this video was muted by Warner Music Group (WMG), as Christian used a song in this video without permission. (Of course) Unfortunately (or not), it was muted at the video level; therefore, this copy has no sound,}}</center><br />
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====Transcription====<br />
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''[Video cuts in mid sentence from previous video]''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> -ing KCWC and we're about to play a couple of Disney songs now. First one we're gonna play is uh-- a good one from Aladdin and the King of Thieves. It's-it's out. Are you in or out? I don't know whether I'm in or out! ''[fake laugh]''. Dagum I'm inside... aw skip it! Anyway, here's a Disney song. Take it away, Aladdin.<br />
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''[Audio cuts out for a moment then begins playing ''Are You In Or Out?" from Aladdin and the King of Thieves.]''<br />
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''[Audio cuts back out and in again]''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You are tuned in to everything KCWC and it is now 9:30PM I promised you two Disney songs and I'm gonna give you the second one. It is from the movie Pocahontas and it is entitled "Just Around the River Bend." That is a very nice song you know. So take it away Pocahontas!<br />
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''[Audio cuts then begins playing "Just Around the River Bend" from Pocahontas.]''<br />
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''[Audio skips]''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And we're back. You're listening to everything KCWC an' right now we're gonna throw another contest. Just the last one for the day and we're gonna play another song from a movie. An' if you can call in- and guess what movie this song- is from I will award that person- with a CD entitled "Frank Sinatra: The Capitol Collectors Series". An' right now we're gonna give you the song. Oh yeah, and remember, the phone number to call is 555-KCWC. Hope you enjoy the song and I hope somebody calls in. Course I'll take anybody who'll give me de right answer. Take it away mysterious song.<br />
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''[Audio skips then begins playing "Cotton Blossom" from Show Boat.]''<br />
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''[Audio skips]''<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You are listening to everything KCWC an' right now it is a quarter to midnight. While-uh-we don't-uh I'm sorry to say, but we don't have a winner for dat- last contest. By the way that was duh-"Cotton Blossom" from the movie Show Boat. I guess nobody wanted a CD. OH well, I'll just save it for next time. But right now we're about to close up our station for the night. Bu-bu-but we're gonna give off a final little number by Frankie Sinatra. It was entitled "-igh Hopes" and I have high hopes in ya'll having good dreams tonight. ''[Elmer Fudd laugh]'' Well, good night folks. Alright, take it away Frankie, again.<br />
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''[Audio skips and begins playing "High Hopes" by Frank Sinatra.]''<br />
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''[Video cuts out in the middle of the song.]''<br />
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===Part IX===<br />
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<center>{{Protip|The original copy of this video was muted by Warner Music Group (WMG), as Christian used a song in this video without permission. (Of course) Unfortunately (or not), it was muted at the video level; therefore, this copy has no sound,}}</center><br />
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====Transcription====<br />
''[Video cuts in during the middle of "High Hopes" by Frank Sinatra.]''<br />
<br />
''[Audio changes to "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys. See also: [[So Need a Cute Girl]]]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''[Singing out of tune to his own lyrics]'' Heey! Look at me! I'm sitting here sad and lonely without a fire, but a desire to not hear you say ''[in a high-pitched voice]'' "I have a boyfriend!" And I see the ladies walking along one by one! And I never wanna hear," I have a boyfriend!" Tell me why! I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! Tell me why! I so need a cute girl my age! Tell me why! I ain't never wanna hear you say," I have a boyfriend!" And I have no fire, but a desire. But I can not hear you say," I have a boyfriend!" Tell me why! I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! I so need a cute girl my age! I ain't never wanna hear you say," I have a boyfriend!" Why do all of the jerks- <br />
<br />
''[trails off] [pause]'' <br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Get all of the pretty girls, yeah! You may not know this, but I want'chu to know that I am a lonesome heart! And I have no fire, but uh, desire... To not! To not! To not! Heear! ''[unintelligible]'' UH-a a vir'in wi' rage! So need a cute girl my age! I never wanna hear you say," I have a boyfriend!" Tell me why! I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! I so need a cute girl my age! I ain't never wanna hear you say," I have a boyfriend!" Tell me why! I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! I so need a cute girl my age! I ain't never wanna hear you say," I have a boyfriend!" Never say it now!<br />
<br />
''[Audio cuts out before the song finishes]''<br />
<br />
''[New audio begins, playing "Sonic Drive" by Hironobu Kageyama and Hideaki Takatori from [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|''Sonic X'']]. See also: [[Sonichu Zip]]]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''[Singing along to the lyrics.]'' S-O-N-I-C-H-U! S-O-N-I-C-H-U! Go! Go! Go! Go! Let's zip! <br />
<br />
''[Most of the song is almost completely unintelligible due to the pitch of Chris's voice against the guitars and Japanese vocals]'' <br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Born from energy of extreme power! Go wild and free at the speed of sound! Y'all keep it together in Pallet Town! And Pokémon! I have a girl! [[Rosechu]]! Fighting with physical power! Normal body shocks all villains! In a world with humans and Pokémon! Hey, look! There’s Sonic the Hedgehog! <br />
<br />
''[Chris trails off, then back in]''<br />
<br />
Zappin' together! Let's zip! No matter how you try, He's uncatchable! Go, Sonichu! Zipping along! Yes, Sonichu! appin' the villains when you are there! Yeah! C’mon! You’re the greatest friend! Conquer trouble! Save you all, and zip away! S-O-N-I-CHU! S-O-N-I-CHU! Go! Go! Go! Go! Let's zip! <br />
<br />
''[Song ends then begins a new song titled "Larger Than Life" by the Backstreet Boys. See also: [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Are you ready to paaardaaaay! I've-been high feelin' like an outcast, alright! But let me tell you, I need some friends now, alri-EE-ght? All of this time I'm livin uuunn-oooo-O! All you peopl- what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! That is autism and that makes us seem special-- to you! I'm lookin' at you all and I see a rainbow! Come on! You think I'm different in every way, come on! All of the time past, I've been on hon-ooOO-O-roo-l! A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!<br />
<br />
''[Chris begins howling, attempting to stay in tune with the song.]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> All of this time I've never been kn-oo-OO-oo-OO-oo-OO-OOwn ''[more howling/moaning]''. A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! (And) that makes us seem special to you! ''[pause in singing]'' A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! (And) that makes us seem special to you! That makes us seem special! That makes us seem special! That makes us seem special to you!<br />
<br />
''[Audio stops then starts up again with "[[Wikipedia:If Only Tears Could Bring You Back|If Only Tears Could Bring You Back]]" by Midnight Sons from ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon:The First Movie|Pokémon: The First Movie]]''. See also: [[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]]''<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''[singing over the original lyrics]'' –It took me a while, but I have realized that you are the one that can soothe my ''loneliness'' Is it too gul- Are you too busy to hang wit an ol' b- frien-<br />
<br />
''[Video is cut off during the song]''<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2007| 2007-02-24]]</div>Darkspecteranonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals&diff=148924List of cards from The Wall of Originals2011-09-28T06:10:51Z<p>Darkspecteranon: Undo revision 148836 by Joe (talk)</p>
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<div>Because Chris's [[Chris and writing|handwriting]] is fucking horrible, the following is a '''transcription of each card on [[The Wall of Originals]]''', to make them easier to read.<br />
<br />
== Custom [[Pokémon]] Cards ==<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+Pokemon<br />
|-<br />
! Card<br />
! Name<br />
! Evolution<br />
! Type<br />
! HP<br />
! Pokemon Power<br />
! Attack1<br />
! Attack2<br />
! Weakness<br />
! Resistance<br />
! Retreat Cost<br />
! Description<br />
! Date<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Luigi2.gif|150px]]<br />
| Luigi <br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Wrench''' 20<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Water Wave''' Discard 1 [[Image:Water-attack.png]] attached to Luigi to use it; flip a coin, if heads, opponent is PAR. 30<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| (all but illegible except for "Produces pipes and drains")<br />
| April 24, [[1999]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Espan.gif|150px]]<br />
| Españolic<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]] '''Español Confusion''' Flip a coin. If heads, the opponent is confused. 10<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Found in [[Spanish]] Countries. It confuses its enemies with its language. LV.10<br />
| [[Chris's birthday|February 24]], 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:332-Espanolic.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Españolic<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]] '''Español Confusion''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is confused. 10<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Found in Spanish Countries. It confuses its enemies with its language. LV.10<br />
| February 24, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Vega.gif|150px]]<br />
| Vegaton<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Españolic<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Razor Leaf''' Discard 1 [[Image:Grass-attack.png]] attached to Vegaton. 20<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Spanish Fly''' Flip a coin, if heads, opponent is asleep. 30<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| More colorful than Españolic. Vegaton can create rainbows. LV.33<br />
| March 13, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:333-Vegaton.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Vegaton<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Españolic<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Razor Leaf''' 20<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Spanish Fly''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is asleep. 30<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| More colorful than Españolic. Vegaton can create rainbows. LV.32<br />
| March 13, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Blue.gif|150px]]<br />
| Blue<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 50<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Fairy Powder''' Flip a coin, if tails, opponent is asleep. 20<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Bite''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Confused as a real fairy, it can put its enemies to sleep with powder. LV.26<br />
| April 17, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Baniru.gif|150px]]<br />
| Baniru<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Water-attack.png]]'''Water Gun''' 20<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]'''Thunder Wave''' Flip a coin, if heads, opponent is PAR. 10<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| (illegible)<br />
| April 24, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Togepi.gif|150px]]<br />
| Togepi<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 50<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Egg Bomb''' 30<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| The first thing it sees, it pictures it as its mother. LV.10, #153<br />
| April 18, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Dhct.gif|150px]]<br />
| (illegible, supposed to be 'Mixed Up Farfetch'd)<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 50<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Broken Stick''' 30<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| (illegible)<br />
| April 23, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Missin.gif|150px]]<br />
| Missingno.<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Water Gun''' 20<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Sky Attack''' 30<br />
| ?<br />
| ?<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| ??? LV. 30 #00<br />
| April 23, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Bush.gif|150px]]<br />
| Bushwacked<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Vine Whip''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Stun Spore''' Flip a coin, if heads, opponent is paralyzed. 20<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Found in rain forests, it can hide behind trees. LV.34<br />
| May 5, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:334-Bushwacked.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Bushwacked<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Stun Spore''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 20<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Vine Whip''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Found in rain forests, it can hide behind trees. LV.34<br />
| May 5, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Koffin.gif|150px]]<br />
| Koffingroo<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Dizzy Punch''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Poison Breath''' Defending Pokemon is poisoned and confused.<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Known for its bad breath, the spikes on its gloves inject poison. LV.30<br />
| July 6, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:335-Koffingroo.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Koffingroo<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Dizzy Punch''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Poison Breath''' The Defending Pokemon is now poisoned and confused.<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Known for its bad breath, the spikes on its gloves inject poison. LV.30<br />
| July 6, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Drum.gif|150px]]<br />
| Drummor<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 50<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Sonicboom''' Does 10 damage to each Pokemon on opponent's bench. 20<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| Known an a noisy Pokemon, it can K.O. its enemies with soundwaves. LV.22<br />
| April 10, 1999 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:336-Drummor.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Drummor<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 50<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Sonicboom''' Do not apply weakness and resistance for this attack. 20<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| Known an a noisy Pokemon, it can K.O. its enemies with soundwaves. LV.22<br />
| July 16, 1999 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Cym.gif|150px]]<br />
| Cymbolic<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Drummor<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| '''Cymbal Clash''' If Cymbolic is hit during last turn, opponent takes 10 damage (don't apply weakness and resistance).<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Hard Clash''' 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| With a cymbal on its head, its booms are thunderous. And it can do a comical if on its legs. LV.30<br />
| July 16, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:337-Cymbolic.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Cymbolic<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Drummor<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| '''Cymbal Clash''' If the Defending Pokemon's attack did damage to Cymbolic, the Defending Pokemon get 10 damage (do not apply weakness and resistance). This power does not work if Cymbolic is asleep, confused, or paralyzed.<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Hard Clash''' 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| With a cymbal on its head, its booms are thunderous. And it can do a comical if on its legs. LV.30<br />
| July 16, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Flashb.gif|150px]]<br />
| Flashbulb<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 30<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''String Shot''' Flip a coin, if heads, opponent is paralyzed. 10<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| Confused for a PokeFlute, it can light even the darkest forest. LV.7<br />
| July 16, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:338-Flashbulb.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Flashbulb<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 30<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''String Shot''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 10<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| Confused for a PokeFlute, it can light even the darkest forests. LV.7<br />
| July 16, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Coon.gif|150px]]<br />
| Coonbulb<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Flashbulb<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Harden''' Flip a coin, if heads, prevents damage done during opponent's next turn.<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Electric Jolt''' 20<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Known as the brightest Pokemon. It is brighter than the sun. LV.22<br />
| July 16, 1999 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:339-Coonbulb.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Coonbulb<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Flashbulb<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Harden''' Flip a coin. If heads, all damage to Coonbulb done during your next turn are prevented. Any other effects still occur.<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Electric Jolt''' 20<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Known as the brightest Pokemon. It is brighter than the sun. LV.22<br />
| July 16, 1999 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Bugz.gif|150px]]<br />
| Bugzapp<br />
| Stage 2: Evolves from Coonbulb<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| '''Reflect''' If opponent's attack did damage, half damage is taken to that Pokemon. Doesn't work if Bugzapp is asleep, PAR, etc.<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Shine Shock''' 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Found near street lamps at night, its wings reflect light.<br />
| July 16, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:340-Bugzapp.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Bugzapp<br />
| Stage 2: Evolves from Coonbulb<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| '''Reflect''' If your opponent's attack did damage to Bugzapp, (illegible). This power doesn't work if Bugzapp is asleep, confused, or paralyzed.<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Shine Shock''' 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| Found near street lamps at night, its wings reflect light. It can also fly up to 1,000 miles high. LV.32<br />
| July 16, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:341-CWCsFlashbulb.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Flashbulb<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Thundershock''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 10<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Leech Life''' Remove a number of damage counters from Christian's Flashbulb equal to the damage done to the Defending Pokemon (after applying weakness and resistance). If Christian's Flashbulb has fewer damage counters than that, remove all of them. 10<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| September 24, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:342-CWCsCoonbulb.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Coonbulb<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Christian's Flashbulb<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Harden''' Flip a coin. If heads, during your opponent's next turn, all damage is prevented (any other effects still occur).<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Thunder Wave''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 20<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| LV. 25<br />
| September 24, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:343-CWCsBugzapp.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Bugzapp<br />
| Stage 2: Evolves from Christian's Coonbulb<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Wing Attack''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Thunderbolt''' Discard all energy cards attached to Christian's Bugzapp in order to use this attack. 80<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| LV. 36<br />
| September 24, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Weeler.gif|150px]]<br />
| Weeler<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Rolling Tackle''' 20<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| Known to leave a trail behind it, originally a Voltorb got stuck in a tire. LV. 23<br />
| August 17, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:344-Weeler.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Weeler<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Rolling Tackle''' 20<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| Known to leave a trail behind it, originally a Voltorb got stuck in a tire. LV. 23<br />
| August 17, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Hotfin.gif|150px]]<br />
| Hotfinish<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Weeler<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin, if heads, all effects of attack and damage done to Hotfinish. 20<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Fin Slap''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Faster than a Rapidash, it can light its path at night. LV. 34<br />
| August 17, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:345-Hotfinish.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Hotfinish<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Weeler<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Fin Slap''' 20<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of attack during your opponent's next turn. 30<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Faster than a Rapidash, it can light its path at night. LV. 34<br />
| August 17, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Strgtre.gif|150px]]<br />
| Strongtire<br />
| Stage 2: Evolves from Hotfinish<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| '''Extra Damage''' Once during your turn, flip a coin, if heads, defending Pokemon gets 20 damage. Won't work if Strongtire is asleep, paralyzed, or confused.<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Tire Punch''' 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Evolves from fast Pokemon, it has the strength of two Machamp. LV. 50<br />
| August 18, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:346-Strongtire1.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Strongtire<br />
| Stage 2: Evolves from Hotfinish<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| '''Extra Damage''' Once, during your turn, you may flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon gets 10 damage (Don't apply weakness and resistance). This Power does not work if Strongtire is asleep, confused, or Paralyzed.<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Tire Punch''' 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Evolves from fast Pokemon, it has the strength of two Machamp. LV. 50<br />
| August 18, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:347-Strongtire2.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Strongtire<br />
| Stage 2: Evolves from Hotfinish<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Karate Chop''' This attack does 70 damage minus 10 damage for each damage counter on Strongtire. 70-<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Seismic Toss''' 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| (illegible)<br />
| (illegible)<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:348-CWCsWeeler.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Weeler<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, it does 10+20 damage. If tails, it does 10 damage. 10+<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| LV. 18<br />
| September 23, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:349-CWCsHotfinish.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Hotfinish<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Christian's Weeleer<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Stop Light''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed.<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Run Over''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| LV. 32<br />
| September 23, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:350-CWCsStrongtire.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Strongtire<br />
| Stage 2: Evolves from Christian's Hotfinish<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 100<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin. If heads, during your opponent's turn, all effects of attack (including damage) done to Christian's Strongtire are prevented. 20<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Mega Punch''' 50<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| LV. 48<br />
| September 23, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Comfrg.gif|150px]]<br />
| Compufrog<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Conversion1''' If defending Pokemon has a weakness, you may change it to any color other than colorless.<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Confuse Ray''' Flip a coin, if heads, defending Pokemon is confused. 10<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Made from computer programming, it is found near lakes and swamps. LV. 23<br />
| August 24, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:351-Compufrog.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Compufrog<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Conversion1''' If the defending Pokemon has a weakness, change it to a color of your choice, other than colorless.<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Confuse Ray''' Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is confused. 10<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Made from computer programming, it is often found near lakes and swamps. LV. 12<br />
| August 24, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Snuble.gif|150px]]<br />
| Snubble<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 70<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Doubleslap''' Flip 2 coins, does 10 damage times # of heads. 10x<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Bite''' 20<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Confused as a real fairy, it can put its enemies to sleep with powder.<br />
| August 24, 1999 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Marril.gif|150px]]<br />
| Marril<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Water Gun''' Does 10 damage +10 damage for each [[Image:Water-attack.png]] energy card attached to Marril, not used to pay attack cost. 10+<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Confused for Pikachu, it has exceptional electric attacks. LV. 24 #154<br />
| August 27, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Yoshi.gif|150px]]<br />
| Yoshi<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Tongue Wrap''' Flip a coin, if heads, defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 10<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Kick''' 20<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| Known to have a long tongue, and is hungry, it mostly is found with Luigi. LV. 26<br />
| August 30, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Plautistic.gif|150px]]<br />
| Plautistic<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]'''Psyshock''' Flip a coin. If heads, opponent is PAR. 10<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Vine Whip''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| The only Pokemon that has autism, it can disable its own attacks. LV. 30<br />
| November 22, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:352-Plautistic.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Plautistic<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 50<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]'''Psyshock''' Flip a coin. If heads the Defending Pokemon is Paralyzed. 10<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Vine Whip''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| The only Pokemon in the world with Autism. It can disable its own attacks. LV. 30<br />
| November 22, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Donphan.gif|150px]]<br />
| Donphan<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Rolling Tackle''' 20<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]'''RAM''' Donphan does 10 damage to itself. If opponent has any benched Pokemon, switch with active (damage before switch). 50<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Known to charge at random, its armor can withstand explosions. LV. 26<br />
| November 25, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:SonchuC.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, the attack does 10+20 damage. If tails, it does 10 damage. 10+<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Spin Dash''' After doing damage, if your opponent has any Benched Pokemon, choose 1 of them and switch it with his/her Active Pokemon. 20<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| After being exposed to the 7 Chaos Emeralds, a Pikachu evolved into a Sonichu. LV. 36<br />
| March 17, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:168-SchuCard2.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| (illegible)<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]](illegible)<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]](illegible)<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| (illegible)<br />
| (illegible)<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:CwcsonC.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| '''Chaos Power''' If your Active Pokemon's attack does damage to the Defending Pokemon (after applying weakness and resistance), that attack does 10 more damage. This power does not work if Sonichu is asleep, confused, or paralyzed.<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, it does 10+20 damage. If tails, it does 10 damage. 10+<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| LV. 25<br />
| April 19, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:DrksonC.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Dark Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, it does 10+20 damage. If tails, it does 10 damage. 10+<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Lightning Speed''' Flip a coin. If heads, it does 20+20 damage, and the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. If tails, it does 20 damage. 20+<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Whenever Sonichu is full of anger, it runs it off while leaving a firey trail behind it. LV. 26<br />
| May 11, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:SrfsonC.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Surfing Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, the attack does 10+20 damage. If tails, the attack does 10 damage. 10+<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Water-attack.png]]'''Surf''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Loves to surf the waves and run laps on beach shores, it can also run on water. LV. 35.<br />
| June 1, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:SnwsonC.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Snowboarding Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, does 10+20 damage. If tails, does 10 damage. 10+<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Snowboard Kick''' Flip a coin. If heads, does 20+20 damage, and the defending Pokemon is paralyzed. If tails, does 20 damage. 20+<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Always going to the extreme, it can do cool tricks going down a snowy hill. LV. 37<br />
| June 2, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:173-CWCsSchu2.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Thundershock''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 10<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin. If heads, during your opponent's turn, all effects of attack (including damage) done to Christian's Sonichu are prevented. 20<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| LV. 28<br />
| September 19, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:174-SchuCard3.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 70<br />
| '''Card Roulette''' Once during your turn, before your attack, you may flip a coin. If heads, you may draw 2 cards. If tails, you may draw 1 card. This Power does not work if Sonichu is asleep, confused or paralyzed.<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Lucky Spin Dash''' Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent must discard the top 5 cards from his/her deck. If tails, your opponent may draw 1 card. 30<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| After being exposed to the 7 Chaos Emeralds, a Pikachu transformed into a Sonichu. LV. 28<br />
| February 3, 2001 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:175-SchuBday.jpg|150px]]<br />
| _________'s Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 70<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Birthday Wish''' If it is not your Birthday, the attack does 30 damage. If it is your Birthday, flip a coin. If heads, choose whether the Defending Pokemon is now Asleep, Confused or Paralyzed. 30 <br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Your Birthdate:_________. LV. 20<br />
| February 21, 2001<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:176-SchuCard4.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Defense Curl''' Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all damage done to Sonichu during your opponent's next turn (any other effects of attack still happen).<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin. If heads, during your opponent's next turn, all effects of attack (including damage) done to Sonichu are prevented. 20<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Known as the fastest Pokemon alive, it can beat a Dodrio in a foot-race around the world. LV. 34<br />
| February 22, 2001<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:177-RaceSchu.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Racing Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Vroom-a-Zoom-Zoom''' 10<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Stop Light''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 20<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| The Sonichu car can go up to 200 mph. Sonichu enjoys showing off his car and riding through the countryside. LV. 25<br />
| March 1, 2001 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:178-ShineSchu.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Shining Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Supersonic Quick Dash''' Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 40+20 damage. If tails, this attack does 40 damage. Either way, if your opponent has any benched Pokemon on his or her bench, flip another coin. If heads, do 20 damage to each Pokemon on your opponent's bench (do not apply weakness and resistance on benched Pokemon). 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| At certain speeds while running, it collects energy from the air, and it can not be seen by the naked eye. LV. 37<br />
| February 20, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:180-SchuRchu.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonichu & Rosechu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 160<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Super Team Attack''' Flip a number of coins for each Sonichu and Rosechu in play (yours and your opponent's). This attack does 60 damage +10 damage for each heads. If you get more than 4 heads, shuffle Sonichu & Rosechu and all cards attached to it into your deck. 60+<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Sonichu and Rosechu love each other so much, that neither one ever forgets the other's Birthday. LV. 40<br />
| March 16, 2002 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:181-SchuCard5.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, the attack does 10+20 damage. If tails, it does 10 damage. 10+<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Spin Dash''' After doing damage, if your opponent has any Benched Pokemon, choose 1 of them and switch it with his/her active Pokemon. 20<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| After being exposed to the seven Chaos Emeralds, a Pikachu transformed into a Sonichu. LV. 36<br />
| July 16, 2002 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:182-SchuCard6.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Speed Scan''' Draw the top 5 cards of your deck, rearrange them as you like, then put them back on top of your deck.<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of attack, including damage, done to Sonichu during your opponent's next turn. 20<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| (illegible) <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:183-SchuCard7.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Speed Scan''' Draw the top 5 cards of your deck, rearrange them as you like, then put them back on top of your deck.<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of attack, including damage, done to Sonichu during your opponent's next turn. 20<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| (illegible) <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:184-SonichuEX.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonichu ex<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 120<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Plasma''' If there are any Basic Energy Cards in your Discard Pile, flip a coin. If heads, attach one to Sonichu ex. 20<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Extremespeed''' Flip a coin. If heads, the attack does 40 + 30 damage. If tails, the attack does 40 damage. 40+<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Thunderbolt''' Discard all Lightning Energy Cards attached to Sonichu ex in order to use this attack. 100<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| (illegible) <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:250-BlachuCard1.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Black Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Evil-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Evil-attack.png]]'''Black Rings''' Flip 2 coins. For each heads, do 20 damage to each of all Pokemon in play, except [[Image:Evil-attack.png]] types and Pokemon with Dark in their names (Don't apply weakness and resistance for this attack).<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Surprise Thunder''' Flip a coin. If heads, flip another coin. If the second coin is heads, do 20 damage to each of your opponent's benched Pokemon. If the second coin is tails, do 10 damage to each of your opponent's benched Pokemon (Don't apply weakness and resistance for benched Pokemon). 30<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Created in Giovanni's lab, this is Sonichu's evil twin. The only differences are their color, shoes, and one is evil. LV. 21<br />
| July 24, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:251-GiosBchu.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Giovanni's Black Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Evil-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Rage''' This attack does 10 damage +10 damage for each damage counter on Giovanni's Black Sonichu. 10+<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Thunderpunch''' Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 30+10 damage. If tails, this attack does 30 damage, and Giovanni's Black Sonichu does 10 damage to itself. 30+<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| LV. 20<br />
| (illegible) <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:252-BlachuCard2.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Black Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Evil Dash''' 20<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Spark''' Choose one of your opponent's Benched Pokemon, if any, and do 10 damage to it (do not apply weakness and resistance to Benched Pokemon). 20<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| (illegible) <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:259-WildCard.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Wild Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Thundershock''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is Paralyzed. 10<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Razor Leaf''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Slash''' 40<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| (illegible) <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:274PunchyCard.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Punchy Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Thunderpunch''' Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 40 damage. If tails, this attack does 30 damage to the Defending Pokemon, and 10 damage to Punchy. 30+<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Sky Uppercut''' This attack's damage is not affected by resistance. 50<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| (illegible) <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:279-MagiCard.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Magi-Chan Sonichu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| 70<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Thunder Wave''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is Paralyzed. 20<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Psychic''' This attack does 10 + 10 damage for each Energy Card attached to the Defending Pokemon. 10+<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| February 2, 2004 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:209-Metonic1.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Metonic<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Sonichu<br />
| [[Image:Metal-attack.png]]<br />
| 100<br />
| '''Power of Knight''' When you play Metonic from your hand, you may flip a coin. If heads, take up to 2 Energy Cards from your discard pile and put them into your hand.<br />
| [[Image:Metal-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Iron Tail''' Flip a coin. If heads, all damage done to Metonic during your opponent's next turn is reduced by 20 (after applying weakness and resistance). 30<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Metonic's armor adds weight, so he can not do a Spin Dash. But his speed stays the same, and his spikes are diamond-sharp. LV. 52<br />
| February 20, 2001 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:210-Metonic2.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Metonic<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Sonichu<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Spark''' If your opponent has any Benched Pokemon, choose 1 of them, and this attack does 10 damage to that Pokemon (don't apply weakness and resistance to Benched Pokemon). 20<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Slash''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Metonic's armor adds weight, so he can't do a Spin Dash. But his speed stays the same, and his spikes are diamond-sharp. LV. 55<br />
| April 13, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:216-UltSchu.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Ultra Sonichu<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Sonichu<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 140<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Extreme Speed''' Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 30 + 20 damage. If tails, this attack does 30 damage. 30+<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Gigashock''' Choose up to 3 of your opponent's Benched Pokemon, and this attack does 10 damage to each of them (don't apply weakness and resistance for Benched Pokemon). 30<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Knockout Thunder''' Flip 2 coins. If both coins are heads, this attack does 50 + 50 damage. If one or both coins are tails, this attack does 50 damage. 50+<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| (small drawing of the Seven Chaos Emeralds) Lv. 55<br />
| March 28, 2002 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:217-UltSchuEX.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Ultra Sonichu ex<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Sonichu ex<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 200<br />
| '''Sonichu Heroes''' For each other Pokemon with Sonichu or Rosechu in its name that are in play, Team Blast's base damage increases by 10.<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]][[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Team Blast''' 50<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| (illegible) <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:166-SoneeCard.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonee<br />
| Baby: Evolves into Sonichu<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, it does 10+10 damage. If tails, it does 10 damage. 10+<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| Known to have a lot of spunk and speed, this cute Pokemon packs a lot of action. LV. 10<br />
| December 21, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:234-RchuCard1.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Rosechu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Rose Zap''' Flip a coin. If heads, The Defending Pokemon is Paralyzed. 10<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Love Shock''' Does 20 damage +10 damage for each Sonichu in play. Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is Paralyzed. 20+<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Many Sonichu from around the world fall in love by Rosechu's beauty and passion. Rosechu's favorite flower is the rose Zapbud. LV. 30<br />
| December 22, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:235-RchuCard2.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Rosechu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 70<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Girl Power''' This attack does 10 damage + 10 damage for each Pokemon with Rosechu in their names in play. 10+<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Swift''' This attack is not affected by weakness, resistance, pokemon powers, or any other effects of attack. 30<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Many Sonichu from around the world fall in love by Rosechu's beauty and passion. Rosechu's favorite flower is the rose Zapbud. LV. 20<br />
| December 22, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:236-RchuCard3.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Rosechu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 70<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Love Slap''' Flip 3 coins. The attack does 10 damage for each heads. 10x<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Thundershock''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is Paralyzed. 20<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| (illegible) <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:264-BubblesCard.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Bubbles Rosechu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]<br />
| 70<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Spark''' Choose one of your opponent's Benched Pokemon, if any, and do 10 damage to it (don't apply weakness and resistance for Benched Pokemon). 20<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Water-attack.png]]'''Surf''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| (illegible) <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:269-AngelicaCard.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Angelica Rosechu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Thundershock''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is Paralyzed. 10<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Wing Attack''' 30<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| December 2, 2004 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:245-VamprosaCard.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Vamprosa<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Rosechu<br />
| [[Image:Darkness-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Darkness-attack.png]]'''Mean Look''' The Defending Pokemon can't retreat as long as Vamprosa remains your Active Pokemon (Benching or evolving either Pokemon ends this effect).<br />
| [[Image:Darkness-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Bite''' 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| Its bite can suck the life out of its enemies. Its cape gives it the ability to fly. LV. 43<br />
| March 14, 2001 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:233-RoseyCard.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Rosey<br />
| Baby: Evolves into Rosechu<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 30<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Cute Wink''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon can not attack during your opponent's next turn (Benching or Evolving either Pokemon ends the effect).<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| Its cuteness always get the awe of its enemies. When it falls, its skirt acts as a parachute. LV. 6<br />
| February 22, 2001 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:353-Kelbie.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Kelbie<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Sleep Powder''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is asleep. 10<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Sister Call''' Search your deck for a Basic Pokemon named Kelbie and add it to your Bench (If your Bench is full, the attack does not work). Shuffle your deck afterwords.<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Under its shell back is Kelbie's growing hair. It stays calm and peaceful in tough situations. LV. 10<br />
| March 20, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:354-Annchop.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Annchop<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Kelbie<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Karate Chop''' Does 40 damage minus 10 times the number of damage counters on Annchop. 40-<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Mega Punch''' 50<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Annchop's blonde hair reflects the amount of strength she has. Annchop fights with power. LV. 26<br />
| March 20, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:355-Kixfairy.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Kixfairy<br />
| Stage 2: Evolves from Annchop<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Lure''' Choose one of your opponent's Benched Pokemon and switch it with his/her Active Pokemon.<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Magic Wand''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 30<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| As being the spunky pixie, Kixfairy can fly high, spreading joy with its wand. LV. 42<br />
| March 20, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:356-CWCsKelbie.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Kelbie<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 50<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Lullibye''' The Defending Pokemon is now asleep.<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Rolling Tackle''' 20<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| LV. 12<br />
| September 24, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:357-CWCsAnnchop.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Annchop<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Christian's Kelbie<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 70<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Leer''' Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent can not attack during his/her next turn (Benching or Evolving either Pokemon ends the effect).<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Karate Chop''' The attack does 50 damage -10 for each damage counter on Christian's Annchop.<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| LV. 28<br />
| September 24, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:358-CWCsKixfairy.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Kixfairy<br />
| Stage 2: Evolves from Christian's Annchop<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| '''Pixie Dust''' During your turn (before your attack), you may flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. If tails, your Active Pokemon is paralyzed. This power does not work if Christian's Kixfairy is asleep, confused, or paralyzed.<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin. If heads, during your opponent's turn, all effects of attack (including damage) done to Christian's Kixfairy are prevented. 30<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| LV. 38<br />
| September 24, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:099-CWCsCWC.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Christian<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| '''Extra Help''' While Christian is in play, you may have up to 6 Pokemon on your bench. This power works, even if Christian is Asleep, Confused, or Paralyzed.<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Mega Punch''' 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| May 9, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:100-DarkCWC.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Dark Christian<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 70<br />
| '''Potter Rage''' When you play Dark Christian from your hand, ask your opponent if he or she loves Harry Potter more than Pokemon. If he/she says, or hints towards, YES, his or her Active Pokemon becomes knocked out.<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Pokemon Revive''' If you have space on your Bench, put a Basic Pokemon from your discard pile onto your Bench (this attack's effect will not work if your Bench is full, but either way, this attack still does its damage). 30<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Christian says, "Kill Harry Potter, Revive Pokemon!" LV. 20<br />
| March 25, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:098-CWCCard1.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian Chandler<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 100<br />
| '''Heart Fix''' Once during your turn, you may remove up to 3 damage counters from Christian. This PokePower does not work if Christian is affected by a Special Condition.<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Lonesome Punch''' If Christian has more than 50 damage on him, the attack does 30 damage. 60-<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| February 2, 2004<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:359-Chicachu.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Chicachu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 50<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Tail Ring''' Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of attack, including damage, done to Chicachu.<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Boyfriends''' Does 10 damage + 10 more for each Pikachu in play. 10+<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| Known as the Female Pikachu. Its tail ring protects it from defensive attacks. LV. 11<br />
| September 7, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:360-Maychu.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Maychu<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Chicachu<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Lure''' If your opponent has any Benched Pokemon, choose one of them and switch it with the Defending Pokemon.<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Love Lightning''' Flip a coin. If heads, does 30+20 damage, and the Defending Pokemon is Paralyzed. 30+<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Quick with grace and passion. It can lure a crowd of Raichu with a come hither stare. LV. 38<br />
| September 7, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:CwcchiC.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Chicachu<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 50<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, it does 10+ 10 damage. If tails, it does 10 damage. 10+<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| LV. 13<br />
| September 19, 2000 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:CwcmayC.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Maychu<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Christian's Chicachu<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 80<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Thundershock''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 20<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Mega Kick''' 40<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| LV. 40<br />
| September 19, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:363-Evails1.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Evails<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 50<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Tail Whirl''' Flip 2 coins. This attack does 30 damage times the number of heads. 30x<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| Cute, but packs a wallop. Watch out for its 2-Tail attack. LV. 12<br />
| March 24, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:364-Evails2.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Evails<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| 40<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Gust''' 10<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Fly''' Flip a coin. If heads, during your opponent's next turn, prevent all effects of attack, including damage, done to Evails. If tails, this attack does nothing (not even damage). 30<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Cute, but packs a wallop, watch out for its 2-tail attack. LV. 13<br />
| March 24, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:365-Supreon.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Supreon<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Evails<br />
| (non-existant energy symbol with red, yellow, and blue colors)<br />
| 90<br />
| '''Rainbow Force''' When you attach a Rainbow Energy card from your hand to one of your Pokemon while Supreon is in play, don't do the Rainbow Energy's damage. This power works even if Supreon is Asleep, Confused, or Paralyzed.<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Water-attack.png]]'''Tri Attack''' Flip 3 coins. If only 1 is heads, the Defending Pokemon is Asleep. If exactly 2 are heads, the Defending Pokemon is Confused. If all 3 are heads, the Defending Pokemon is Paralyzed. 40<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30<br />
| None<br />
| Shines like a rainbow, stings like a bee. This Pokemon flies faster than you can see. LV. 40<br />
| March 24, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:366-Armat1.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Armat<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| 50<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Scratch''' 10<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Ember''' Discard 1 [[Image:Fire-attack.png]] Energy in order to use this attack. 30<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Small in stature, it conceals its sharp claws and it leaves a nasty burn. LV. 12<br />
| March 11, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:367-Armat2.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Armat<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Metal-attack.png]]<br />
| 50<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Feline Call''' Search your deck for a Basic Pokemon named Armat, and put it on your Bench. Shuffle your deck afterwords (this attack does not work if your bench is full).<br />
| [[Image:Metal-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Iron Tail''' Flip a coin. If heads, reduce all damage done to Armat by 20 during your opponent's next turn (after applying weakness and resistance). 20<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Small in stature, it conceals its sharp claws and it leaves a nasty burn. LV. 13<br />
| March 11, 2002 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:368-Steeline.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Steeline<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Armat<br />
| [[Image:Metal-attack.png]]<br />
| 90<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Slash''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]][[Image:Fire-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Flamethrower''' Discard 1 [[Image:Fire-attack.png]] Energy card in order to use this attack. 50<br />
| [[Image:Metal-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Metal Claw''' Flip a coin. If heads, Steeline's next attack will increase by 20 (no matter which attack). 40<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]<br />
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Sleek and quick. Its armor is hollow, which allows free movement. LV. 47<br />
| March 11, 2002 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:369-DSteeline.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Dark Steeline<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Armat<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]<br />
| 70<br />
| '''Dark Wave''' (illegible)<br />
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]][[Image:Fire-attack.png]][[Image:Fire-attack.png]]'''Fire Blast''' Discard 1 [[Image:Fire-attack.png]] Energy card in order to use this attack. 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| If you intimidate Steeline in any way, it will scratch you terribly. LV. 37<br />
| March 11, 2002 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:370-Techti.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Techti<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Computerize''' If you use Zap Cannon during your next turn, treat all tails as if they were heads. And flip a coin. If heads, draw a card.<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Zap Cannon''' Flip 2 coins. If both coins are heads, the Defending Pokemon is Paralyzed. If one or both coins are tails, this attack does nothing (not even damage). 40<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Lives in [[computers]]; it loves to mess up your hard drive. LV. 20<br />
| April 5, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:371-Cytiger.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Cytiger<br />
| Stage 1: Evolves from Techti<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| 100<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Technokick''' 30<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Shock Virus''' Flip 3 coins. For each heads, this attack does 20 damage, and if the Defending Pokemon has any Energy cards attached to it, choose one and discard it. 20x<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Roaming through cyberspace, it is dangerous only to computers, Porygon and Porygon2. LV. 60<br />
| April 5, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:372-Booloon.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Booloon<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]][[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]'''Night Shade''' Don't apply weakness, resistance, Pokemon Powers. If your opponent has used, or attached, any Trainers, or used an attack that would change the damage, all those effects do not work. 30<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]<br />
| Transparent with Air, the only thing that will scare a Booloon is a pin. LV. 20<br />
| (illegible)<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:373-Squirskun.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Squirskun<br />
| Basic Pokemon<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]<br />
| 60<br />
| None<br />
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Stink-Up''' All of your opponent's Pokemon Powers stop working until the end of his/her next turn.<br />
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Water-attack.png]]'''Smokescreen''' If the Defending Pokemon tries to attack during your opponent's next turn, he/she flips a coin. If tails, that attack does nothing. 20<br />
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]<br />
| None<br />
| None<br />
| Mostly found in Paris, France, these Pokemon swim to other countries to find cultural love. LV. 21<br />
| (illegible)<br />
|}<br />
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! Card<br />
! Name<br />
! Description<br />
! Date<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:256-EvilEnergy.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Evil Energy <small>Special Energy Card</small><br />
| If the Pokemon Evil Energy is attached to does damage to the Defending Pokemon, choose whether the Defending Pokemon is Confused or Poisoned. Put 1 damage counter on the Pokemon Evil Energy is attached to, unless it's [[Image:Evil-attack.png]] or has Dark in its name. Evil Energy provides [[Image:Evil-attack.png]] Energy. (Doesn't count as a basic energy card).<br />
| March 21, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:SonTrn.gif|150px]]<br />
| Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
| Discard 2 cards from your hand, and remove up to 2 damage counters from all Pokemon, Benched and Atctive.<br />
| April 24, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:376-STHTrainer.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
| Discard 2 cards from your hand in order to use this Trainer. Remove 2 Damage Counters from all your Pokemon with Damage Counters.<br />
| April 24, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:CWCtrn.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian W. Chandler<br />
| You and your opponent each must switch his/her Active Pokemon for one from their bench. The player who showed this card must switch first, then your opponent must switch his/her Pokemon.<br />
| September 26, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:101-ChristianC.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian C.<br />
| You and your opponent each must switch his/her Active Pokemon for one from their bench. The Player who played this card must switch first, then your opponent must switch his/her Ppkemon.<br />
| September 26, 1999<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:158-Cwc City Gym.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Cwick City Gym <small>Stadium Card</small><br />
| <small>This card stays in play when you play it. Discard this card if another Stadium card comes into play.</small> During each player's turn, that player may attach 1 Energy card to a Pokemon with Christian in its name (this does not use up the 1 Energy attachment for that player's turn).<br />
| September 19, 2000<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:150-MTS.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Mystery-to-Solve<br />
| Remove 2 Damage Counters from all Pokemon in play (yours and your opponent's), draw 2 cards, do 30 Damage to the Defending Pokemon (don't apply weakness and resistance), and your turn ends without an attack.<br />
| November 17, 2001<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:377-TurboRainbow.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Turbo Rainbow<br />
| All energy cards attaced to any of your Pokemon in play will now count as Rainbow Energy cards (no damage will be made in this process) for the rest of your turn.<br />
| February 24, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:378-Whammy.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Whammy!!!...<br />
| Flip a coin. If heads, Draw 2 cards. If tails, discard 2 cards from the top of your deck, and discard 2 cards from your hand.<br />
| March 24, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:225-SchuBall1.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonichu Ball<br />
| Flip a coin. If heads, search your deck for a Pokemon that evolves to, from or has Sonichu, or Rosechu, in its name. Show it to your opponent, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.<br />
| April 11, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:374-ChaosEmerald.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Chaos Emerald <small>Pokemon Tool</small><br />
| <small>Attach Chaos Emerald to one of your Pokemon that doesn't already have a Pokemon Tool attached to it.</small> Whenever the Pokemon Chaos Emerald is attached to has 20 HP or less, you may flip a coin. If heads, search your deck for a Pokemon that evolves from this Pokemon, and attach it to the Pokemon (this counts as evolving said Pokemon). After you fliped, discard the Chaos Emerald.<br />
| April 13, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:379-Bulk.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Bulk and Skull <small>Power Ranger card</small><br />
| Flip a coin. If heads, do 60 damage to the Defending Pokemon, then, if your opponent has any Pokemon on his/her bench, choose one, and do 20 damage to it (don't apply weakness and resistance to either Pokemon). If tails, shuffle your opponent's deck, and discard the top 5 cards (If there are less than 5 cards, discard all of them). Either way, your turn ends without an attack.<br />
| April 13, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:224-SchuZord.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Sonichu Zord <small>Power Ranger Zord</small><br />
| Attach this card to your Active Pokemon. Discard this card only when that Pokemon is Knocked Out. Whenever that Pokemon attacks, the attack does 20 more damage (after applying weakness and resistance). And when the Defending Pokemon attacks, reduce the damage by 20 (before applying weakness and resistance) If your Active Pokemon gets switched with one from your Bench, attach this card to that Pokemon.<br />
| April 13, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:380-ShineyStadium.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Shiney Stadium <small>Stadium Card</small><br />
| <small>This card stays in play when you play it. Discard this card if another Stadium card comes into play.</small> Damage done to all Pokemon with Shining in their names is reduced by 20 (before applying weakness and resistance).<br />
| May 15, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:102-HookedOnSonichu1.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Hooked on Sonichu<br />
| Take all Energy cards attached to a Pokemon with Sonichu in its name, and attach them to another one of your Pokemon with Sonichu in its name.<br />
| November 29, 2001<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:103-CWCsMaint.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Christian's Maintenance <small>Supporter</small><br />
| <small>You can play only one Supporter card each turn. When you play this card, put it next to your Active Pokemon. When your turn ends, discard this card.</small> You can't play this card if you have more than seven cards in your hand, including this one. Shuffle 2 cards from your hand into your deck, then draw a number of cards until you have seven cards in your hand.<br />
| September 7, 2002<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:186-edgehogsInLove.jpg|150px]]<br />
| Hedgehogs in Love<br />
| For each Pokemon that evolves to or has Sonichu ro Rosechu in its name, search your deck for a Pokemon that evolves from that card and place it on that card (this counts as evolving) shuffle your deck afterwards. Then remove up to 3 damage counters on each Pokemon that evolved in this way.<br />
| April 1, 2003<br />
|-<br />
| [[Image:Cwcdex.gif|150px]]<br />
| Pokedex<br />
| I'm Dexter, a Pokedex programmed by Prof. Oak for Pokemon Trainer, Christian W. Chandler of Ruckersville & Richmond, VA<br />
Pokemon Trainer: Christian W. Chandler<br />
| August 25, 1999<br />
|}<br />
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*[[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards|Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards]]<br />
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<div>{{quote|I'm still deciding what to throw my punches and kicks at; the only thing applicable that can take my punches is a [[kimmi|woman doll]].|Christopher C.W.C.}}<br />
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==2009-02-16==<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[10:33:50] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris..There's something I wanted...<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[10:34:53] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I just wanted to see a video of you making love to a doll you own, to hold me over until the real thing, please? I assure you, it will NEVER get out. NOBODY except me will see it. I PROMISE you with my heart.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:35:00] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hi, Chris. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[18:54:17] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
You SERIOUSLY need to fix your [[biological clock]], Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[18:54:25] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
It's getting ANNOIYNG waiting for you.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:16:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm scanning the pages now. Also, at 2:30 today, I was out, on my way to my meeting with [[Rocky]].<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:16:27] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Neat.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:30:44] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Cool. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:31:29] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Could you upload it to [[Sonichuandrosechu.com|SonichuandRosechu.com]] in case I lose it? You can make like a fanart gallery for the good (like mine) and the bad troll arts.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:32:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'll upload the file, and I'll create the fanart area soon.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:32:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
How soon, do you think? :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:32:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm not certain, but I promise you that I will have one created.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:33:01] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
It shouldn't be that hard to do it tonight, you have great HTML skills.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:34:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
yeah, but I need time to sort them out from the good, acceptable and the bad, reformat some of them to .jpg format, type up the files and then upload.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:34:30] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
ok<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:48:34] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
You should be done by now. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:50:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Yes, it is done; the first three pages of the 9th book are up.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:50:53] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:52:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
You may go look for yourself. I'm feeling a bit sleepy, so I'll take a raincheck and talk to you next time on the [[PSN]].<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:52:20] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Wait!<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:52:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Can you link me to the new pages?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:52:25] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Please?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:52:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I can't find them on the 9th [[comic]].<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:52:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
just click the 9th Comic Cover on sonichuandrosechu.com<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:53:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I am, the Spring Break issue, right?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:53:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and I'll create a rage against Clyde video and a private video for your viewing pleasure later this week.Christopher C.W.C.no, the next one.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:54:10] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
The one with Chris-Chan sonichu on the cover?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:54:18] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Because the one inbetween isn't clickable.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:54:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
refresh the page.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:54:33] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
OH, THERE.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:54:36] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Thankyoul.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:54:37] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:55:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
are you satisfied for now?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:55:58] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Yes. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:56:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
good. I'm going back to my room and make myself ready for an earlier bedtime.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:56:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'll TTYL. Ickvenschwel, [[Julie]]. :-*<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:56:49] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:59:05] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:59:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I should ask, am I gonna be in the comic, anytime soon? :)<br />
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==09-02-17==<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:31:30] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hi, Chris. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:38:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Zlkavszka, Julie. :-*<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:39:08] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hi. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:39:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm sorry for not getting on sooner, but I went out to buy some things.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:39:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
cat food, milk and such.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:40:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>*the milk was for my mother.</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:40:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Ah, okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:40:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
BTW, do you like soy milk, because that's the kind we have at my house?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:40:55] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I'm not very fond of it. :(<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:41:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I see. I'm assuming you have tasted it for yourself?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:41:47] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Yes.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:41:49] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I've tried it.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:41:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
cool.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:42:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
So...<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:42:17] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Anything you wanna talk about?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:44:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
to let me finish, my family and I drank regular milk before, but for better health results, my mother got me turned onto Silk brand Soymilk.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:44:39] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Meh..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:44:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
So, I am capable of going back to regular milk at anytime.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:45:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm sorry, but I wanted to finish that thought.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:45:05] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
It's okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:47:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'll talk about my day, I crashed at about midnight, awoke at about 6 AM, fed my cats, pondered for a while, and decided to dedicate the day to more drawing. still, I went out with my father to [[Burger King]] for breakfast (he enjoys the company), came back and drew some more, then at about 1, I went out with my mother to shop for the cat food, milk and all that. I had just come back to check my PC and talk to you.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:47:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:47:48] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:47:54] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I'll brb.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:47:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
ok.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:50:04] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Back.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:50:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
cool. How about you, tell me about your day, please.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:50:28] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Oh, you know.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:50:31] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Same old same old.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:52:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
yes, but I'd like to know what you go through from the start of your day. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:52:33] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I just went to work and got back..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:52:37] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
That's all, silly. :D<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:52:58] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I worked a desk job today.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:53:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
cool. tell me about your desk job.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:53:22] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Temp. Recepnoist...Sorry if I spelt that wrong.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:53:30] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Still getting used to english. :(<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:53:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:53:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
it's cool. I still understand.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:53:50] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:53:58] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
What about your job hunt? Thought about what I said?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:54:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I did, and I'm still searching.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:55:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm checking the classifieds and such.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:56:09] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Neat.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:56:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:57:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
hmm...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:57:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I've just had an emotional moment over my [[Aunt Corina]].<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:58:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
it starts with a mental reminder, then I get the feeling in my heart in response that brought me down a bit.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:58:36] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hmm...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:58:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I hope she can live a bit longer, so I can give her a hug myself one last time.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:58:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
she was a kind-hearted person.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:59:04] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Then why don't you go hug her NOW?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:59:10] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
You need to show you love her before it's too late!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:59:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I will. My mother will take me to her soon in another trip. I do not know where the hospital she is at is.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:59:47] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Alright..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[15:59:49] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I'll brb again.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[15:59:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
ok<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:01:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
where did you run off to now?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:02:10] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
...<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:02:13] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I just went to get a drink.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:02:19] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
You don't need to get defensive about it..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:02:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
it's cool, I'm just wondering.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:02:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>*hugs*</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:02:46] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
But when you wonder aloud like that, it makes me feel like you're starting to think I'd cheat on youl<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:03:04] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
you*<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:03:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
believe me, that thought has never crossed my mind.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:03:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I fully trust you, Julie-Kat. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:03:42] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Sigh..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:03:45] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Okay..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:03:56] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Oh, have you thought about that fighting video yet?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:04:17] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Because I want to see you do it live, you can record it, but I'll see it as you do it.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:04:28] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I need to trust you to be a strong man for me.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:05:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Yes I have. I'm still deciding what to throw my punches at.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:05:12] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hmm..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:05:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'll get with you later on the PSN Chat, and I'll show you my strength. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:06:00] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:06:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I can lift up my chair that I sit in; it's a heavy chair with metal parts.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:06:08] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
It's not nice to keep a woman waiting..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:06:12] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I don't think that's enough..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:06:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I know; I need to show my punches and kicks.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:07:06] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
More than that..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:07:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm still deciding what to throw my punches and kicks at; the only thing applicable that can take my punches is a woman doll.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:07:42] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Just make sure it's not the one that you'll use later. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:07:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and I'm rather hesistant on hitting a woman.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:07:50] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
But, I think you need to break something.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:07:53] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
And it's just a plastic person.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:08:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
yes.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:08:05] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Like, you need to break something made of wood, something big.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:08:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm still pondering about it.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:08:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I will have a decision soon, and create the video, I promise you. :-*<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:08:48] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Sigh..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:08:51] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I want to watch it LIVE.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:08:56] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I want to see everything.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:09:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
and you will, I promise.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:09:27] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I like big strong men..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:09:31] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I want you to show me you are.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:09:40] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
You'll be able to record on your [[PS3]], right?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:09:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I am strong, and I will show you.Christopher C.W.C.yes.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:09:47] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I wanna see it live as you do it and as you record.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:09:50] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:10:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I gtg; I want to draw some more and think more about the video. I'll send you a chat invite on the PSN later.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:10:27] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Wait.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:10:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
yes.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:10:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I would like a PSN chat at this moment.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:10:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
okay, wait for my invite; I'll be there shortly.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:10:53] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
We can brainstorm about the video while you draw.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:10:54] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[16:52:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I have a chat window opened up, and I'll leave it open for a while. so please log in and accept the invitation on your PS3<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[18:31:09] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Chris!?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:48:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Julie?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[19:48:43] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hello!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:49:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
What happened earlier? I heard you scream, you left, and I felt so worried.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:49:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:(</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:49:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[19:49:23] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
My brother scared me. :(<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[19:49:28] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
And the power went out, too.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[19:49:32] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
It was a really wierd timing.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:50:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>*sigh* I see. For the moment, I had thought Clyde ran in and hurt you. I feel better that was not the case.</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:50:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>*knowing that was not the case</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[19:50:29] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Yeah. :)<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:50:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Why did your bro scare you?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:50:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
or what did he do?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[19:51:15] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
He told me he was playing around, he ran into the room and shook me.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[19:51:23] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I was a bit scared. :D<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[19:51:27] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
So, can we PSN chat?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:51:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
oh.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:51:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:52:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I stayed in my room, waiting for an hour for your return, and it's nighttime now, so I'll have to delay on the wood-finding.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[19:52:48] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
<nowiki>:(</nowiki><br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[19:52:55] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I'll send you the PSN invite..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:53:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
okay; wait for me.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[19:56:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I sent you the invite, where are you? :(<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[19:57:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
on my way<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:06:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm here.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:21:20] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
brb<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:21:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
ok<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:31:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
The call was dropped.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:33:04] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
is away. This is an auto-reply message.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:33:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'll hang around for a bit longer.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:38:57] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Hi..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:39:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Zlkavszka<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:39:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Clyde left to think; he said he would return.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:39:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I went to take a quick shower..<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:39:39] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
My brother met me outside.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:39:47] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
He was listening in while I was gone.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:39:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
but he hung up, and the call between you and me was dropped soon after.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:39:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
oh.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:39:55] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
He told me, 'I don't want to hear that sick sex shit again.'<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:40:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
ohhh.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:40:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
then what happened?<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:40:37] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
That's it.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:40:40] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Now I'm wondering..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:41:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
We don't have to Cyber Sex anymore; we can hold it in until we are together in person.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:41:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
It's okay, Julie; he may have not heard all the details, and jumped to conclusions.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:41:55] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
He did.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:42:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I'm sorry you had to deal with that.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:43:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
I feel for you there; it's just like last Saturday when my father came in and interrupted us.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:43:28] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Not exactly..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:43:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
you are right; my scenario was worse.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:44:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
but I have some good news.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:44:18] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
I doubt it can fix what happened..<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:45:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
right before our chat with Clyde, I read his reply to my reply. he says, and I quote, "You ever come down to California, you can meet me." He WAS in California.<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:45:32] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
Huh.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:45:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
he had been "driving for days, it's quite exhuasting."<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:46:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
so, you ARE safe from him in person.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:47:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Anyway, I understand what you may be feeling now, and I'm willing to give you space until when you contact me again on the PSN or Skype.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:47:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font><br />
Ickvenschwel, Julie. :-*<br />
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:47:48] '''BlueSpike:'''</font><br />
...<br />
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*24 [[September 2011|September]]: A [[Chris_in_the_media#Slylock_Fox|drawing of Sonichu]] is published in thousands of newspapers thanks to [[wikipedia:Slylock_Fox_%26_Comics_for_Kids|Slylock Fox]].<br />
*12 [[September 2011|September]]: [[Bob]]'s funeral is held at Monticello Memorial Gardens in Charlottesville at 10 a.m.<br />
*6 [[September 2011|September]]: [[Bob]] [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 dies] at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by family and friends. <br />
*30 [[August 2011|August]]: Chris releases [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary's]] bio and picture in [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|a video]].<br />
*29 [[August 2011|August]]: [[Response to ADF|Chris responds to ADF.]]<br />
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'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.''' ([[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]–[[2011]]) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]]. His nickname, "the [[Internet]] Lumberjack," comes from this incident.<br />
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Bob passed away on 6 [[September 2011]], at Martha Jefferson Hospital surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.<br />
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('''[[Bob Chandler|more...]]''')<br />
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