https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Ddcakes22&feedformat=atomCWCki - User contributions [en]2024-03-28T20:41:49ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_11_May_2022&diff=288513Jail Letter - 11 May 20222022-05-14T22:35:42Z<p>Ddcakes22: /* Chris's Response */</p>
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<div>On 14 May 2022, [[Kenneth Englehardt]] stated that he had received a letter from Chris that had been written three days earlier.<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-2022-cwc-jail-letter-envelope.2347/</ref> This is the first known jail letter that Chris has wrote since he was returned to Central Virginia Regional Jail eariler in May.<br />
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==Highlights==<br />
*Chris says that he cannot disclose where he was during his two-month transfer from jail.<br />
*Chris gives a biographical account of [[Barb]]'s life, including details of incidents where she was [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulative]]. Kenneth claims that Chris stated some "OMG" details, which resulted in him alerting his [[Jail_Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|attorney]].<br />
*Chris still believes that he's Jesus Christ.<br />
*Chris claims that [[Jacob Sockness]] cursed the country with the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]].<br />
*Chris mentions [[Cole Smithey]] and World War III breaking out.<br />
*Chris warns that now is not the time to be making a Lolcow Wiki on anyone.<br />
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==Chris's Response==<br />
{{EnvelopeFront<br />
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu<br />
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy<br />
| county = Orange, VA<br />
| zip = 22960-2807<br />
| date = 11 MAY 2022<br />
| upperright = FREE ISSUE, PLEASE (or, if you insist, you may deduct the postage from my inmate account)<br />
| center = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt<br />
| right = [[File:JailLetter30CWCCross.JPG|180px]]<br />
}}<br />
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_11_May_2022&diff=288512Jail Letter - 11 May 20222022-05-14T22:34:44Z<p>Ddcakes22: /* Chris's Response */</p>
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<div>On 14 May 2022, [[Kenneth Englehardt]] stated that he had received a letter from Chris that had been written three days earlier.<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-2022-cwc-jail-letter-envelope.2347/</ref> This is the first known jail letter that Chris has wrote since he was returned to Central Virginia Regional Jail eariler in May.<br />
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==Highlights==<br />
*Chris says that he cannot disclose where he was during his two-month transfer from jail.<br />
*Chris gives a biographical account of [[Barb]]'s life, including details of incidents where she was [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulative]]. Kenneth claims that Chris stated some "OMG" details, which resulted in him alerting his [[Jail_Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|attorney]].<br />
*Chris still believes that he's Jesus Christ.<br />
*Chris claims that [[Jacob Sockness]] cursed the country with the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]].<br />
*Chris mentions [[Cole Smithey]] and World War III breaking out.<br />
*Chris warns that now is not the time to be making a Lolcow Wiki on anyone.<br />
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==Chris's Response==<br />
{{EnvelopeFront<br />
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu<br />
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy<br />
| county = Orange, VA<br />
| zip = 22960<br />
| date = 11 MAY 2022<br />
| upperright = FREE ISSUE, PLEASE (or, if you insist, you may deduct the postage from my inmate account)<br />
| center = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt<br />
| right = [[File:JailLetter30CWCCross.JPG|180px]]<br />
}}<br />
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==Original scans==<br />
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_11_May_2022&diff=288510Jail Letter - 11 May 20222022-05-14T22:32:29Z<p>Ddcakes22: </p>
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<div>On 14 May 2022, [[Kenneth Englehardt]] stated that he had received a letter from Chris that had been written three days earlier.<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-2022-cwc-jail-letter-envelope.2347/</ref> This is the first known jail letter that Chris has wrote since he was returned to Central Virginia Regional Jail eariler in May.<br />
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==Highlights==<br />
*Chris says that he cannot disclose where he was during his two-month transfer from jail.<br />
*Chris gives a biographical account of [[Barb]]'s life, including details of incidents where she was [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulative]]. Kenneth claims that Chris stated some "OMG" details, which resulted in him alerting his [[Jail_Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|attorney]].<br />
*Chris still believes that he's Jesus Christ.<br />
*Chris claims that [[Jacob Sockness]] cursed the country with the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]].<br />
*Chris mentions [[Cole Smithey]] and World War III breaking out.<br />
*Chris warns that now is not the time to be making a Lolcow Wiki on anyone.<br />
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==Chris's Response==<br />
{{EnvelopeFront<br />
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu<br />
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy<br />
| county = Orange, VA<br />
| zip = 22960<br />
| date = 11 MAY 2022<br />
| upperright = FREE ISSUE, PLEASE (or, if you insist, you may deduct the postage from my inmate account)<br />
| center = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt<br />
| right = <br />
}}<br />
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==Original scans==<br />
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Image:JaiLetter30EnvelopeFront.jpg|Envelope front<br />
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{{References}}<br />
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_11_May_2022&diff=288509Jail Letter - 11 May 20222022-05-14T22:30:18Z<p>Ddcakes22: </p>
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<div>On 14 May 2022, [[Kenneth Englehardt]] stated that he had received a letter from Chris that had been written three days earlier.<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-2022-cwc-jail-letter-envelope.2347/</ref> This is the first known jail letter that Chris has wrote since he was returned to Central Virginia Regional Jail eariler in May.<br />
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==Highlights==<br />
*Chris says that he cannot disclose where he was during his two-month transfer from jail.<br />
*Chris gives a biographical account of [[Barb]]'s life, including details of incidents where she was [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulative]]. Kenneth claims that Chris stated some "OMG" details, which resulted in him alerting his [[Jail_Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|attorney]].<br />
*Chris still believes that he's Jesus Christ.<br />
*Chris claims that [[Jacob Sockness]] cursed the country with the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]].<br />
*Chris mentions [[Cole Smithey]] and World War III breaking out.<br />
*Chris warns that now is not the time to be making a Lolcow Wiki on anyone.<br />
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==Original scans==<br />
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Image:JaiLetter30EnvelopeFront.jpg|Envelope front<br />
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:JaiLetter30EnvelopeFront.jpg&diff=288508File:JaiLetter30EnvelopeFront.jpg2022-05-14T22:29:16Z<p>Ddcakes22: </p>
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<div></div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_11_May_2022&diff=288505Jail Letter - 11 May 20222022-05-14T22:26:03Z<p>Ddcakes22: </p>
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<div>On 14 May 2022, [[Kenneth Englehardt]] stated that he had received a letter from Chris that had been written three days earlier.<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-2022-cwc-jail-letter-envelope.2347/</ref> This is the first known jail letter that Chris has wrote since he was returned to Central Virginia Regional Jail eariler in May.<br />
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==Highlights==<br />
*Chris says that he cannot disclose where he was during his two-month transfer from jail.<br />
*Chris gives a biographical account of [[Barb]]'s life, including details of incidents where she was [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulative]]. Kenneth claims that Chris stated some "OMG" details, which resulted in him alerting his [[Jail_Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|attorney]].<br />
*Chris still believes that he's Jesus Christ.<br />
*Chris claims that [[Jacob Sockness]] cursed the country with the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]].<br />
*Chris mentions [[Cole Smithey]] and World War III breaking out.<br />
*Chris warns that now is not the time to be making a Lolcow Wiki on anyone.<br />
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==References==<br />
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_11_May_2022&diff=288504Jail Letter - 11 May 20222022-05-14T22:21:13Z<p>Ddcakes22: </p>
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<div>On 14 May 2022, [[Kenneth Englehardt]] stated that he had received a letter from Chris that had been written three days earlier.<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-2022-cwc-jail-letter-envelope.2347/</ref> This is the first known jail letter that Chris has wrote since he was returned to Central Virginia Regional Jail eariler in May.<br />
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==Highlights==<br />
*Chris says that he cannot disclose where he was during his two-month transfer from jail.<br />
*Chris gives a biographical account of [[Barb]]'s life, including details of incidents where she was emotionally manipulative. Kenneth claims that Chris made some "OMG" details, which resulted in him alerting his attorney.<br />
*Chris still believes he's Jesus Christ.<br />
*Chris claims that Jacob Sockness cursed the country with the COVID-19 pandemic.<br />
*Chris mentions Cole Smithey and World War III breaking out.<br />
*Chris warns that now is not the time to be making a Lolcow Wiki on anyone.<br />
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==References==<br />
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_11_May_2022&diff=288503Jail Letter - 11 May 20222022-05-14T22:16:39Z<p>Ddcakes22: Created page with "On 14 May 2022, Kenneth Englehardt stated that he had received a letter from Chris that had been written three days earlier.<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-..."</p>
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<div>On 14 May 2022, [[Kenneth Englehardt]] stated that he had received a letter from Chris that had been written three days earlier.<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-2022-cwc-jail-letter-envelope.2347/</ref> This is the first known jail letter that Chris has wrote since he was returned to Central Virginia Regional Jail eariler in May.<br />
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Medallion_Promotions&diff=287751Jail Medallion Promotions2022-05-04T20:58:49Z<p>Ddcakes22: adding videos</p>
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<div>On an unspecified date during his [[Jail Saga|time in jail]], Chris created three recordings of himself promoting various medallions. He would send these recordings to [[Praetor]], where they would post them onto their Etsy profile.<br />
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== Regular Medallion ==<br />
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| name = Regular Medalliuon Audio<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|FJ14FbyqhBc}}<br />
| Stardate = Unknown<br />
| Featuring = <br />
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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Hello. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and Lord Avatar and Goddess Blue Heart. I am here today to introduce and tell y’all about the regular Sonichu medallions that I have authorized the processing and making of. These are legit, authentic, and each one shall provide you with a great spiritual power linked to my own, so it’s a wise investment. Thank you, and you are helping me with each purchase.<br />
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== Handcrafted Medallion ==<br />
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| name = Handmade Medallion Audio<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|anwlC93MQpk}}<br />
| Stardate = Unknown<br />
| Featuring = <br />
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}<br />
}} </center><br />
===Transcript===<br />
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Greetings, everyone. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and I present to you right here at this listing the medallions that I have PERSONALLY crafted and personally signed each and every one of, so you definitely feel more of my soul and energy resonate through these in addition to all the others. But still a wise investment, and with each purchase does go out to help me as well. So, thank you all.<br />
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== Megastone Medallion ==<br />
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| name = Megastone Audio<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|bntdjDAEM8E}}<br />
| Stardate = Unknown<br />
| Featuring = <br />
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}<br />
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Greetings, everyone. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and this offering I present to you medallions I have personally crafted and signed but these are even more aware ‘cause these each have a megastone in them. Similar to a Sonicipe or a Rosechipe, but these are more like aurasphere quartzes, but I have personally blessed and programmed each and every one of them with my aura and everything, so these are the most powerful and the most potent of the medallions. So, not only do you buy these to wear and enjoy, but you’re really gonna feel the spiritual aura and charge and vibrations within yourself. And, of course, each purchase does continue to help me as well. So, thank you all so much and enjoy the vibrations that come from me directly as I bless each and every one of you.<br />
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{{PrisonSaga}}<br />
{{JailLetter}}</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=284370Christian Weston Chandler2022-03-22T17:29:45Z<p>Ddcakes22: /* Overview */</p>
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<div>:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''<br />
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br />
{{Rename|Christine Weston Chandler}}<br />
{{Transgender|MTF}}<br />
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Chris is a [[List of Chris's lies|habitual liar]].|Chris will often exaggerate things that happened, often to [[Chris and his ego|make himself look better]].|Chris is considerably [[naïve]].|Chris's accounts on how a certain event went down will often vary with each time he recalls it.}}<br />
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{{Infobox Person<br />
| title = Christian Weston Chandler<br />
| image = 0773-CWC23.JPG<br />
| size = 350<br />
| name = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) <br> Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) <br> Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)<br />
| aliases = Chris-Chan<br>CWC<br>[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo]]<br>[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]<br> [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]<br>[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]<br>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br>[[Night Star]]<br>[[CPU Blue Heart]]<br>[[CWC Psychlight]]<br>[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]<br>[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]<br>[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]<br>[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]<br>[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]<br />
| month = 2<br />
| day = 24<br />
|gender = Male (1982–2016)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011–2014)<br>[[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2016–present)<br />
| nation = [[United States|American]]<br />
| religion = "[[Chris and religion|Neo Spiritual Christianity]]"<br />
| race = White (1/8<sup>th</sup> "[[Cherokian]]")<br />
|label8 = Height<br />
| ft = 5<br />
| in = 11<br />
| heightsrc = <ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref><br />
|lb = 203<br />
|weightsrc= <ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref><br />
|father = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br />
|mother = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)<br />
|siblings = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)<br>[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)<br>[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)<br />
|education = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br />
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])<br>Video game designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br>Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])<br>[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br />
|spouse = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) <br> [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref><br />
|titles = Sonichu Creator<br>Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref><br>The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet_Dream_Lounge#Outro_.281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref><br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|The Real Player One]]<br><br />
}}<br />
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{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.<ref><br />
[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}<br />
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'''Christine Weston Chandler''', formerly '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]]<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].</ref> [[JERKS|misan]][[Women's rights|drist]], former [[virgin with rage]], self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and accused sex offender currently residing in jail. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.<br />
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Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multiplatinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as wish fulfillment for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|would impede him]] on his journey, casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br />
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] became exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chandler that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever Chris got around to updating it.<br />
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Chris's most notable period of activity on the internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed the "Classic Era" by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly baited by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]] and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and had ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that specifically designed a story that would piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.<br />
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From here, Chris's internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death, [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he is [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] that will merge [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] with our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what started as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Since then, Chris has used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continues his self-destructive habits.<br />
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In spite of the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of [[Guard Dogs|groups of]] [[Watchmen|counter-trolls]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a self-destructive path, or at least to keep him from embarrassing himself any more, Chris chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, Chris's [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] are withering away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money is becoming a serious issue for the Chandler household]], and Chris's mother isn't long for this world, all of which has led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It's gotten to the point where [[Spirit possession|he now pretends to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of "possession" by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] that had been cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic. The point of no return finally happened in [[2021]] after [[Incest call|a recording]] between Chris and [[Isabella Loretta Janke|a troll posing as a fan]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which has forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to jail, which became his most publicized incident in years. Chris is now looking at prison time, and while Chris awaits a trial, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he's gone even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}} reincarnated.<br />
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There has never been an internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances leading to his prominence online and shaping his peculiar behavior, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.<br />
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==Overview==<br />
{{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref><br />
[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br />
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Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to societal norms. He has regularly demonstrated trouble displaying acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201210113452/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.<br />
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[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br />
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Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br />
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Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partially [en]courages" and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.<br />
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==Aliases==<br />
{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] has given me throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to "Christine".}}<br />
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[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"}}]]<br />
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br />
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Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC", and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick". Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br />
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Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine". In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler".<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=20763|title= Chris filed for a legal name change|autoarchive=20211017191545}}</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's". Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br />
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[[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first went by "Christine" in late 2014 before legally changing his name in 2016.]]<br />
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just "Christine Chandler". (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.)<br />
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Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br />
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Only a few names commonly used to refer to Chris are not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy", popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth". Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before the [[Tomgirl Saga]] and/or the [[2014 house fire|house fire]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his later antics.<br />
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==Foundational Era==<br />
{{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with - well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}<br />
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Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as a engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and a office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that he was delayed in his language ability, which became his first sign of [[autism]].<br />
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===Childhood and Adolescence===<br />
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br />
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Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br />
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being intensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br />
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1992]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br />
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /><br />
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br />
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Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].<br />
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[Semen|cups]].]]<br />
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.<br />
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Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br />
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he gets older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.<br />
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===Adult Chronicles===<br />
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br />
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref><br />
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br />
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br />
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After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br />
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br />
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br />
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result writing and drawing of his magnum opus.<br />
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==Classic Era==<br />
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{{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}<br />
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Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br />
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[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]<br />
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Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br />
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]<br />
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.<br />
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br />
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br />
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br />
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exasperating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br />
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br />
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==Transvestite Era==<br />
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{{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}<br />
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br />
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[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br />
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.<br />
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[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br />
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br />
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After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.<br />
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[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br />
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[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br />
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Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.<br />
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While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the "true love" part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.<br />
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[[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br />
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The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br />
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At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref> While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br />
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Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br />
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In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br />
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[[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up swanning around attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br />
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==Transgender Era==<br />
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{{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br />
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[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br />
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In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from transvestite to transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br />
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More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br />
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Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br />
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|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br />
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|[[Carlos Chantor]]<br />
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br />
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|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br />
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[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br />
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In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove".<br />
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His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br />
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[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br />
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In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br />
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Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br />
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He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.<br />
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A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br />
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Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br />
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Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br />
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==Goddess Era==<br />
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{{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br />
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[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br />
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After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by role-playing as his [[imaginary friends]] and convincing him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br />
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[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br />
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When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]] and the [[Guard Dogs]] intervened, exposing the Idea Guys for what they were to Chris. From there, the Guard Dogs were able to force them out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, allowing Chris to unlearn some of the worst behaviors he'd been tricked into practicing. Charges were laid against the Idea Guys, but unfortunately, they never got very far. The Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br />
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Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness.<br />
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Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesized date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists did whenever the apocalypse didn't happen: push it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again, which will not happen until 2022 at the earliest. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br />
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During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called "overpowered" goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could now pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group which seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], a white knight group which sought to protect Chris from such influences, splintered following internal conflict among its members.<br />
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==Downfall Era==<br />
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{{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]<br />
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After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family debt was steadily rising, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. In the extremely likely event that Chris outlives Barb, it was speculated that the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality. Not to mention that Chris is virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the internet, and he hasn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br />
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However, there was fleetingly a period of time in which there was a degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with Null, who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed that this was a worthy effort in order to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output. Had he kept his pace up post-convention, and with the right financial guidance, Chris could conceivably keep a roof over his head for at least another year. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times.<br />
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[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2021. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!"}}]]<br />
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What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br />
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On 29 July 2021, an audio recording of a conversation between Chris and the troll [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] surfaced online, featuring a graphic discussion in which [[Affair with Mother|Chris described sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to fund his stay at a hotel. Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 August 2021, an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media and were covered by various news outlets, including getting a segment on Fox News, which in turn exposed him to millions of boomers.<br />
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Chris spent the next several months in jail after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriffs department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] have spiraled out of control as he now believes himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris has kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls have also revealed that Chris has been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br />
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Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into an unknown facility, believed to be the mental health facility Western State Hospital, where he is expected to continue waiting in at until he has another court hearing. As such, Chris is isolated from the outside world and what he is currently up to will most likely remain unknown until his next hearing.<br />
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==Future==<br />
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There are many ways that the eventual trial may go. At best, Chris may get off scot-free aside from receiving mandatory therapy; albeit while still being registered as a sex offender, which would [[List of places that have banned Chris#Looking_ahead|ban him for a minimum of 15 years]] (if not outright permanently) from any place attended by minors (including the conventions and gaming/toy stores he likes going to so much), as well as barring him from accessing the Internet without supervision. At worst, he's looking at a significant amount of prison time on top of being virtually unemployable upon release, likely unable to get income online since his fanbase has lost sympathy for him, and he'd be especially screwed since his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] would be permanently revoked under such circumstances. And even when he ''does'' eventually get out of jail, he won't be allowed to set foot in [[14 Branchland Court]] ever again. Once [[Chris_and_death#Barbara_Chandler|Barb passes away]], the house itself will likely be foreclosed upon and potentially [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|condemned]] in order to resolve the [[Financhu Crisis]] and to pay for her funeral expenses.<br />
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His options from there are as follows:<br />
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[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|left|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris in the present]], following his arrest (albeit without Barb in the background, due to the restraining order).]]<br />
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* He can try to seek out another family member to live off of (virtually impossible, and even more so after previous family members refused to shelter Chris after learning that he had sex with Barb; additionally, he has had next-to-no contact with any of them in recent years).<br />
* A social worker could help place him into assisted living (something Null even offered to help with until the incest fallout and Chris stealing $750 from Barb shortly before his arrest drove him away; so this is theoretically possible, but quite unlikely).<br />
* He can attempt to beg online to live with someone (which would be next-to impossible due to him being inhumanly intolerable to live with and the fact that how having sexual relations with his elderly mother for months would be a clear sign that nobody would want to adopt him), with [[Jacob Sockness]] being the only possible taker.<br />
* He can voluntarily or forcefully be committed into a mental hospital (possible but not probable, since Chris has refused to get mental help for his entire life and would probably refuse to co-operate if forced by the state, as he has done before).<br />
* He can get his prison sentence extended under charges related to [[28 October 2011|some violent]] [[26 December 2014|crime he committed]] long ago (very likely, as Virginia is a three-strike law state, Chris has already committed two serious felonies, and his incest is very likely going to be his third strike, resulting in a much tougher sentence).<br />
* Finally, he can enter the so-called "Homeless Saga" and live as a vagrant on the streets (another very likely outcome, after Chris serves his prison sentence), putting himself at risk of getting robbed, assaulted, and gangbanged by weens, A-Logs, and criminals until his eventual death; be it by [[Death threats|homicide]], [[Chris and Death#Suicide|suicide]], [[Chris and drugs|substance abuse]], or a [[Biology#Health_and_Disease|fatal illness]] contracted from an unhealthy vagrant lifestyle.<br />
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Some of these options are better than others, but none of them are ideal for him. This is also to say nothing of [[Chris and health|his many existing issues with mental and physical health]] (both of which will continue to decay and show no sign of recovering anytime soon), as well as his notoriety. The latter is an especially dangerous issue for Chris while he's incarcerated, because it means that if he does not remain in some form of protective custody while serving his sentence<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)]]</ref>, there is a significant likelihood that he'll [[Kick the Autistic|become a target amongst inmates]] and be subjected to extreme sexual and/or physical violence and other such abuse; especially with the high rates of discrimination and assault that transgender and autistic people often unfortunately face while in prison, regardless of reputation.<br />
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In any case, Chris's story is one that seems fated to [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.<br />
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==Featured Fan Videos==<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br />
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br />
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br />
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br />
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==Sources==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br />
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==External links==<br />
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}<br />
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<div>:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''<br />
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br />
{{Rename|Christine Weston Chandler}}<br />
{{Transgender|MTF}}<br />
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Chris is a [[List of Chris's lies|habitual liar]].|Chris will often exaggerate things that happened, often to [[Chris and his ego|make himself look better]].|Chris is considerably [[naïve]].|Chris's accounts on how a certain event went down will often vary with each time he recalls it.}}<br />
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{{Infobox Person<br />
| title = Christian Weston Chandler<br />
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| size = 350<br />
| name = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) <br> Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) <br> Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)<br />
| aliases = Chris-Chan<br>CWC<br>[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo]]<br>[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]<br> [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]<br>[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]<br>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br>[[Night Star]]<br>[[CPU Blue Heart]]<br>[[CWC Psychlight]]<br>[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]<br>[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]<br>[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]<br>[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]<br>[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]<br>[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]<br />
| month = 2<br />
| day = 24<br />
|gender = Male (1982–2016)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011–2014)<br>[[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2016–present)<br />
| nation = [[United States|American]]<br />
| religion = "[[Chris and religion|Neo Spiritual Christianity]]"<br />
| race = White (1/8<sup>th</sup> "[[Cherokian]]")<br />
|label8 = Height<br />
| ft = 5<br />
| in = 11<br />
| heightsrc = <ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref><br />
|lb = 203<br />
|weightsrc= <ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref><br />
|father = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br />
|mother = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)<br />
|siblings = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)<br>[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)<br>[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)<br />
|education = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br />
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])<br>Video game designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br>Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])<br>[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br />
|spouse = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) <br> [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref><br />
|titles = Sonichu Creator<br>Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref><br>The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet_Dream_Lounge#Outro_.281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref><br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|The Real Player One]]<br><br />
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{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.<ref><br />
[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}<br />
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'''Christine Weston Chandler''', formerly '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]]<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].</ref> [[JERKS|misan]][[Women's rights|drist]], former [[virgin with rage]], self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and accused sex offender currently residing in jail. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.<br />
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Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multiplatinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as wish fulfillment for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|would impede him]] on his journey, casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br />
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] became exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chandler that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever Chris got around to updating it.<br />
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Chris's most notable period of activity on the internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed the "Classic Era" by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly baited by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]] and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and had ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that specifically designed a story that would piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.<br />
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From here, Chris's internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death, [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he is [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] that will merge [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] with our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what started as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Since then, Chris has used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continues his self-destructive habits.<br />
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In spite of the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of [[Guard Dogs|groups of]] [[Watchmen|counter-trolls]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a self-destructive path, or at least to keep him from embarrassing himself any more, Chris chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, Chris's [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] are withering away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money is becoming a serious issue for the Chandler household]], and Chris's mother isn't long for this world, all of which has led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It's gotten to the point where [[Spirit possession|he now pretends to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of "possession" by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] that had been cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic. The point of no return finally happened in [[2021]] after [[Incest call|a recording]] between Chris and [[Isabella Loretta Janke|a troll posing as a fan]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which has forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to jail, which became his most publicized incident in years. Chris is now looking at prison time, and while Chris awaits a trial, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he's gone even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}} reincarnated.<br />
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There has never been an internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances leading to his prominence online and shaping his peculiar behavior, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.<br />
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==Overview==<br />
{{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref><br />
[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br />
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Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the societal norms. He has regularly demonstrated trouble displaying acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201210113452/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.<br />
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[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br />
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Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br />
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Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partially [en]courages" and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.<br />
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==Aliases==<br />
{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] has given me throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to "Christine".}}<br />
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[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"}}]]<br />
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br />
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Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC", and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick". Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br />
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Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine". In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler".<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=20763|title= Chris filed for a legal name change|autoarchive=20211017191545}}</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's". Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br />
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[[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first went by "Christine" in late 2014 before legally changing his name in 2016.]]<br />
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just "Christine Chandler". (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.)<br />
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Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br />
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Only a few names commonly used to refer to Chris are not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy", popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth". Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before the [[Tomgirl Saga]] and/or the [[2014 house fire|house fire]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his later antics.<br />
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==Foundational Era==<br />
{{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with - well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}<br />
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Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as a engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and a office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that he was delayed in his language ability, which became his first sign of [[autism]].<br />
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===Childhood and Adolescence===<br />
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br />
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Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br />
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being intensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br />
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1992]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br />
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /><br />
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br />
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Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].<br />
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[Semen|cups]].]]<br />
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[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br />
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.<br />
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Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br />
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he gets older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.<br />
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Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br />
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===Adult Chronicles===<br />
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br />
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref><br />
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br />
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br />
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br />
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After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br />
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br />
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br />
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result writing and drawing of his magnum opus.<br />
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==Classic Era==<br />
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{{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}<br />
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Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br />
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[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]<br />
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Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br />
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]<br />
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.<br />
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br />
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br />
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br />
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exasperating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br />
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br />
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==Transvestite Era==<br />
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{{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}<br />
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br />
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[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br />
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.<br />
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[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br />
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br />
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After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.<br />
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[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br />
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[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br />
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Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.<br />
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While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the "true love" part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.<br />
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[[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br />
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The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br />
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At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref> While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br />
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Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br />
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In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br />
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[[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up swanning around attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br />
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==Transgender Era==<br />
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{{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br />
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{{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br />
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[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br />
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In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from transvestite to transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br />
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More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br />
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Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br />
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|Original <br />
|Sequel<br />
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|[[Recycling]]<br />
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br />
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Carlos Chantor]]<br />
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Un-clit]]<br />
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br />
|}<br />
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[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br />
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In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove".<br />
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His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br />
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[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br />
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In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br />
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Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br />
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He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.<br />
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A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br />
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Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br />
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Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br />
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==Goddess Era==<br />
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{{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}<br />
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{{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br />
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[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br />
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After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by role-playing as his [[imaginary friends]] and convincing him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br />
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[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br />
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When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]] and the [[Guard Dogs]] intervened, exposing the Idea Guys for what they were to Chris. From there, the Guard Dogs were able to force them out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, allowing Chris to unlearn some of the worst behaviors he'd been tricked into practicing. Charges were laid against the Idea Guys, but unfortunately, they never got very far. The Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br />
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Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness.<br />
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Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesized date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists did whenever the apocalypse didn't happen: push it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again, which will not happen until 2022 at the earliest. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br />
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During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called "overpowered" goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could now pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group which seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], a white knight group which sought to protect Chris from such influences, splintered following internal conflict among its members.<br />
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==Downfall Era==<br />
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{{main|2021|2022|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br />
{{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]<br />
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After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family debt was steadily rising, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. In the extremely likely event that Chris outlives Barb, it was speculated that the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality. Not to mention that Chris is virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the internet, and he hasn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br />
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However, there was fleetingly a period of time in which there was a degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with Null, who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed that this was a worthy effort in order to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output. Had he kept his pace up post-convention, and with the right financial guidance, Chris could conceivably keep a roof over his head for at least another year. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times.<br />
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[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2021. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!"}}]]<br />
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What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br />
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On 29 July 2021, an audio recording of a conversation between Chris and the troll [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] surfaced online, featuring a graphic discussion in which [[Affair with Mother|Chris described sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to fund his stay at a hotel. Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 August 2021, an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media and were covered by various news outlets, including getting a segment on Fox News, which in turn exposed him to millions of boomers.<br />
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Chris spent the next several months in jail after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriffs department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] have spiraled out of control as he now believes himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris has kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls have also revealed that Chris has been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br />
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Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into an unknown facility, believed to be the mental health facility Western State Hospital, where he is expected to continue waiting in at until he has another court hearing. As such, Chris is isolated from the outside world and what he is currently up to will most likely remain unknown until his next hearing.<br />
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==Future==<br />
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There are many ways that the eventual trial may go. At best, Chris may get off scot-free aside from receiving mandatory therapy; albeit while still being registered as a sex offender, which would [[List of places that have banned Chris#Looking_ahead|ban him for a minimum of 15 years]] (if not outright permanently) from any place attended by minors (including the conventions and gaming/toy stores he likes going to so much), as well as barring him from accessing the Internet without supervision. At worst, he's looking at a significant amount of prison time on top of being virtually unemployable upon release, likely unable to get income online since his fanbase has lost sympathy for him, and he'd be especially screwed since his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] would be permanently revoked under such circumstances. And even when he ''does'' eventually get out of jail, he won't be allowed to set foot in [[14 Branchland Court]] ever again. Once [[Chris_and_death#Barbara_Chandler|Barb passes away]], the house itself will likely be foreclosed upon and potentially [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|condemned]] in order to resolve the [[Financhu Crisis]] and to pay for her funeral expenses.<br />
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His options from there are as follows:<br />
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[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|left|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris in the present]], following his arrest (albeit without Barb in the background, due to the restraining order).]]<br />
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* He can try to seek out another family member to live off of (virtually impossible, and even more so after previous family members refused to shelter Chris after learning that he had sex with Barb; additionally, he has had next-to-no contact with any of them in recent years).<br />
* A social worker could help place him into assisted living (something Null even offered to help with until the incest fallout and Chris stealing $750 from Barb shortly before his arrest drove him away; so this is theoretically possible, but quite unlikely).<br />
* He can attempt to beg online to live with someone (which would be next-to impossible due to him being inhumanly intolerable to live with and the fact that how having sexual relations with his elderly mother for months would be a clear sign that nobody would want to adopt him), with [[Jacob Sockness]] being the only possible taker.<br />
* He can voluntarily or forcefully be committed into a mental hospital (possible but not probable, since Chris has refused to get mental help for his entire life and would probably refuse to co-operate if forced by the state, as he has done before).<br />
* He can get his prison sentence extended under charges related to [[28 October 2011|some violent]] [[26 December 2014|crime he committed]] long ago (very likely, as Virginia is a three-strike law state, Chris has already committed two serious felonies, and his incest is very likely going to be his third strike, resulting in a much tougher sentence).<br />
* Finally, he can enter the so-called "Homeless Saga" and live as a vagrant on the streets (another very likely outcome, after Chris serves his prison sentence), putting himself at risk of getting robbed, assaulted, and gangbanged by weens, A-Logs, and criminals until his eventual death; be it by [[Death threats|homicide]], [[Chris and Death#Suicide|suicide]], [[Chris and drugs|substance abuse]], or a [[Biology#Health_and_Disease|fatal illness]] contracted from an unhealthy vagrant lifestyle.<br />
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Some of these options are better than others, but none of them are ideal for him. This is also to say nothing of [[Chris and health|his many existing issues with mental and physical health]] (both of which will continue to decay and show no sign of recovering anytime soon), as well as his notoriety. The latter is an especially dangerous issue for Chris while he's incarcerated, because it means that if he does not remain in some form of protective custody while serving his sentence<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)]]</ref>, there is a significant likelihood that he'll [[Kick the Autistic|become a target amongst inmates]] and be subjected to extreme sexual and/or physical violence and other such abuse; especially with the high rates of discrimination and assault that transgender and autistic people often unfortunately face while in prison, regardless of reputation.<br />
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In any case, Chris's story is one that seems fated to [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.<br />
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==Featured Fan Videos==<br />
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| name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br />
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br />
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br />
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br />
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==Sources==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br />
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==External links==<br />
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}<br />
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On 30 January 2022, [[Chris]] sent a '''third, brief letter''' to Spamton G. Spamton. In the belief that he is about to be sent home, he describes his plans to upload a video message, after which the point of no return will be passed in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and he will see everyone alive on [[C-197]] Earth. After this, he pens "The Lord Goddess Blue Heart's Prayer", which he may have been [[Chris and reality|repeating to himself in jail]]. The tone of the letter is worrying, and Chris appears to be genuinely unwell.<br />
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This is the last known letter sent by Chris before he was transferred from CVRJ to an undisclosed location on 28 February.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* Chris marks the return address as [[14 Branchland Court]], thinking that's where he would be once the letter reached Spamton.<br />
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==Chris's Response==<br />
{{Quote|"Not Even Hell Realm Shall Welcome Thee . . . For Repentance, Thou Had Thy Chances.}}<br />
{{EnvelopeFront<br />
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu<br />
| address1 = 14 Branchland Ct.<br />
| county = <br />
| zip = Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545<br />
| date = 22 Feb 2022 PM 6 L<br />
| centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg|150px|center]]<br />
| center = <br />
| postage =<br />
}}<br />
{{quoteboxblue|01302022<br />
Greetings, █████ and Greetings Individuals of █████<br />
<br />
Enclosed is a copy of my Prayer for your reference, enjoyment, and sharing in Neo Spiritual Christianity Enlightenments. By the time you receive this letter and Prayer, I shall have returned home to the Sonichu Temple, recorded and uploaded my vital message with the citing of my Prayer for all, and now being the safe point of no return as we Collectively Shift at better pace. I'll see y'all still alive, safe, and well on C-197 Earth.<br />
<br />
Take Care and Be Safe and Well.<br />
<br />
Ms. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu,<br />
the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar, and Lord.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxblue|<br />
Copy for █████<br><br />
January 13, 2022 by. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu. [Chris cross]<br><br><br />
The Lord Goddess Blue Heart's Prayer<br />
----<br />
<center><br />
x4 <nowiki>{*</nowiki>Get Me Home, Get Me Home Right Now Please!* / *My Second Coming Is Now!*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Complete the Collective Shift Now, Please.<nowiki>*</nowiki><br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>My Second Coming Is Now.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Complete the Dimension Merge Now, Please.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>We Are ALL Together Now.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>ALL Artists, Actors, Writers,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Chroniclers and Characters Join Hands*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>In The One Universe Now.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>The [[Iron Curtain]] IS Shattered and Gone.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>We See and Feel Each Other.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>We Leave The Twelve Eighteen Earth Now, Please.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>We Now Are on the One Earth,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>C-One Ninty Seven Universe Which is Now* <br> <!-- Genuinely spelled Ninty, did not want to include sic on this important prayer --><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>One C-Two One One Nine Eight Seven,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>One And Whole As It Was Long Ago*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>With ALL Magic And ALL Powers, Gods with us,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>For We ALL Are Enlightened,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Awakened, Experienced, And Then Some.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>I, Lord and God, Lead Them Here Now, Please,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>For the Time Is Divine, yes.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>The Toxic Ones Have Been Left Behind,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>For They Face Their Judgement Day.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And We Live Onward For Neo Life.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>To the Majority Of Good Ones,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And Neutral Goods and Bads,* →<br />
</center><br />
}}<br />
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{{quoteboxblue|<br />
<center><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>I Pray For And Bring Thee Better Lives*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>In Neo Spirituality*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And Greatest Enlightenments.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>We ALL Shall Live Onward Together*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Alongside Original Characters*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And Individuals Now.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>To the Toxic Ones Left Behind Now,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Thy Judgment Process Was Just*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And Fair With Thy Centuries of Actions*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Filled with Hate, Filled with Fake, and*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Simply, Utterly Demonic Sinful.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Not Even Hell Realm Shall Welcome Thee,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>For Even Thy Dark souls Shall*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Become Non-Existent and nothing*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>In Total Evaporation and*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Thy Bodies Now Ashes Lost In Time*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>That we Walk Upon In Memories*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki><s>of</s> Of Thy Torturing Treatments*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Upon us ALL Now Lost In Our past.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>For Repentance, Thou Had Thy Chances.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And to My God and Goddess Allies,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Including Emanuel,*<br><br />
(Who is) <nowiki>*</nowiki>My Mother, and the Universe Cores,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And Myself, I Pray to Thee:*<br />
<br><br><br />
x4 {<nowiki>*</nowiki>Complete the Collective Shift Now, Please!* / <nowiki>*</nowiki>Get Me Home, Get Me Home Now!*<br><br />
x4 {<nowiki>*</nowiki>Get My God Body Home Right Now, Please!* / *My Second Coming is Now!*<br><br />
Amen<br />
</center><br />
}}<br />
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==Original Scans==<br />
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{{JailLetter}}<br />
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<div>{{Incomplete|Scans}}<br />
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On 30 January 2022, [[Chris]] sent a '''third, brief letter''' to Spamton G. Spamton. In the belief that he is about to be sent home, he describes his plans to upload a video message, after which the point of no return will be passed in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and he will see everyone alive on [[C-197]] Earth. After this, he pens "The Lord Goddess Blue Heart's Prayer", which he may have been [[Chris and reality|repeating to himself in jail]]. The tone of the letter is worrying, and Chris appears to be genuinely unwell.<br />
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This is the last known letter sent by Chris before he was transferred from CVRJ to an undisclosed location on 28 February.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
* Chris marks the return address as [[14 Branchland Court]], thinking that's where he would be once the letter reached Spamton.<br />
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==Chris's Response==<br />
{{Quote|"Not Even Hell Realm Shall Welcome Thee . . . For Repentance, Thou Had Thy Chances.}}<br />
{{EnvelopeFront<br />
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu<br />
| address1 = 14 Branchland Ct.<br />
| county = <br />
| zip = Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545<br />
| date = 22 Feb 2022 PM 6 L<br />
| centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg|150px|center]]<br />
| center = <br />
| postage =<br />
}}<br />
{{quoteboxblue|01302022<br />
Greetings, █████ and Greetings Individuals of █████<br />
<br />
Enclosed is a copy of my Prayer for your reference, enjoyment, and sharing in Neo Spiritual Christianity Enlightenments. By the time you receive this letter and Prayer, I shall have returned home to the Sonichu Temple, recorded and uploaded my vital message with the citing of my Prayer for all, and now being the safe point of no return as we Collectively Shift at better pace. I'll see y'all still alive, safe, and well on C-197 Earth.<br />
<br />
Take Care and Be Safe and Well.<br />
<br />
Ms. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu,<br />
the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar, and Lord.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxblue|<br />
Copy for █████<br><br />
January 13, 2022 by. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu. [Chris cross]<br><br><br />
The Lord Goddess Blue Heart's Prayer<br />
----<br />
<center><br />
x4 <nowiki>{*</nowiki>Get Me Home, Get Me Home Right Now Please!* / *My Second Coming Is Now!*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Complete the Collective Shift Now, Please.<nowiki>*</nowiki><br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>My Second Coming Is Now.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Complete the Dimension Merge Now, Please.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>We Are ALL Together Now.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>ALL Artists, Actors, Writers,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Chroniclers and Characters Join Hands*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>In The One Universe Now.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>The [[Iron Curtain]] IS Shattered and Gone.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>We See and Feel Each Other.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>We Leave The Twelve Eighteen Earth Now, Please.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>We Now Are on the One Earth,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>C-One Ninty Seven Universe Which is Now* <br> <!-- Genuinely spelled Ninty, did not want to include sic on this important prayer --><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>One C-Two One One Nine Eight Seven,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>One And Whole As It Was Long Ago*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>With ALL Magic And ALL Powers, Gods with us,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>For We ALL Are Enlightened,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Awakened, Experienced, And Then Some.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>I, Lord and God, Lead Them Here Now, Please,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>For the Time Is Divine, yes.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>The Toxic Ones Have Been Left Behind,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>For They Face Their Judgement Day.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And We Live Onward For Neo Life.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>To the Majority Of Good Ones,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And Neutral Goods and Bads,* →<br />
</center><br />
}}<br />
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{{quoteboxblue|<br />
<center><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>I Pray For And Bring Thee Better Lives*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>In Neo Spirituality*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And Greatest Enlightenments.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>We ALL Shall Live Onward Together*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Alongside Original Characters*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And Individuals Now.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>To the Toxic Ones Left Behind Now,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Thy Judgment Process Was Just*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And Fair With Thy Centuries of Actions*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Filled with Hate, Filled with Fake, and*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Simply, Utterly Demonic Sinful.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Not Even Hell Realm Shall Welcome Thee,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>For Even Thy Dark souls Shall*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Become Non-Existent and nothing*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>In Total Evaporation and*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Thy Bodies Now Ashes Lost In Time*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>That we Walk Upon In Memories*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki><s>of</s> Of Thy Torturing Treatments*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Upon us ALL Now Lost In Our past.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>For Repentance, Thou Had Thy Chances.*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And to My God and Goddess Allies,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Including Emanuel,*<br><br />
(Who is) <nowiki>*</nowiki>My Mother, and the Universe Cores,*<br><br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>And Myself, I Pray to Thee:*<br />
<br><br><br />
x4 {<nowiki>*</nowiki>Complete the Collective Shift Now, Please!* / <nowiki>*</nowiki>Get Me Home, Get Me Home Now!*<br><br />
x4 {<nowiki>*</nowiki>Get My God Body Home Right Now, Please!* / *My Second Coming is Now!*<br><br />
Amen<br />
</center><br />
}}<br />
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==Original Scans==<br />
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{{JailLetter}}</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ohio_trip&diff=282104Ohio trip2022-02-24T21:21:21Z<p>Ddcakes22: /* Leadup */</p>
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<div>{{quote|"There was this one time where I actually thought [a troll] was a woman, and I actually drove a whole, a whole, a whole day's worth back and forth, almost 24 hours, from my house to Cleveland, Ohio, where it turned out that was, that was, that was a bad lead.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]].<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref><br />
}}<br />
[[File:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|150px|Receipts from his trip to [[Wikipedia:Ohio|Ohio]] in search of [[Julie]] show that he specifically orders his fast-food hamburgers without [[pickle]]s.]]<br />
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The '''Ohio trip''' was an 800+ mile car trip that Chris took from [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]] to Cleveland, Ohio. Chris set out for Ohio on Thursday, 26 [[February 2009]], under the false pretense that [[Julie]] had been kidnapped and he needed to rescue her, and returned home early the following morning. The trip marks quite possibly the most physical effort Chris ever made in pursuit of the [[Love Quest]], consuming nearly 24 hours of time, far from home and the supervision of his family.<br />
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==Leadup==<br />
During a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 February 2009, Julie first asked Chris if he would come visit her in Ohio. He responded by asking that she come to his house, saying he wasn't comfortable traveling long distances, especially by himself.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> Over the next ten days, Chris would change his mind and agree to visit, before backing out again, and then agreeing he would start setting aside money for an eventual trip within the next couple of months, though he might bring his [[mom]] along. Julie tried to dissuade him from bringing his mom saying "I was thinking that when you get here...[[Chris and sex|you know]]."<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]]</ref><br />
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During another chat on 22 February, Chris stated that he would "feel at unease if I made the trip without the emotional support of my family". He wanted to have Julie talk to his parents in order to gain their support. Julie replied by saying she was beginning to suspect Chris didn't want to see her. Chris stated that his mother was paranoid for his safety and suspected Julie might be a police officer posing as an underaged girl.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]</ref> The next day, Chris reiterated that Barb was still against him going to Ohio. Chris started looking within his church congregation for a different escort for the trip, and suggested that [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] (who has family in Ohio and visits the state on occasion) might be up for it.<ref name="skype12">[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12]]</ref><br />
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Things took a quick turn later that day when [[Max]] informed Chris that Julie had been taken ransom by himself and [[Clyde Cash]]. He stated that he would give Chris five days to come to 2229 East 46th St., Cleveland, Ohio and rescue her.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]</ref><ref name="skype12" /> Unsure on what to do Chris turned to [[trolls|fans]] in a Mumble chat for advice. He stated that he still felt insecure about going there against his parents' wishes. Members of the chat persuaded Chris to be assertive and convinced him that it wasn't a ''To Catch a Predator''-style sting, as police posing as minors always explicitly tell suspects that they are underage. Chris said he was going to talk to his mother and put his foot down.<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref><br />
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The next day (which happened to be his 27th [[birthday]]) Chris went to his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral. He discussed his plans with family members and claims they all encouraged him to go to Ohio.<ref>[[Sarah May Skype Logs#27 February]]</ref> He also claims that the spirits of his [[Family tree|maternal ancestors]] wished him a safe trip to Ohio.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> That night Chris sent the following email to Clyde Cash:<br />
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"I have NOT failed you, sir, as a matter of fact, I am coming to Cleaveland [sic] tomorrow; I am preparing for my journey, my mind is set, and I have the support of [[God]], my relatives and my friends. So quit trying to scare me, because it is NOT working; tomorrow morning, I am coming to Cleaveland [sic], Ohio for Julie."<ref name="clydeemails">[[Clyde E-mails]]</ref><br />
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Chris did not in fact leave for Ohio the next day, as he had not yet received all of his birthday money. Instead he filled up his gas tank and prepared for the trip. He packed six sets of [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] as well as his [[PSP]] and [[DS|Nintendo DS]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref><br />
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==The trip==<br />
Chris left at 5:30 on the morning of 26 February without informing his parents. He left a note for them to read when they woke up, along with a map of his planned trip.<ref name="jackieemails6">[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> After Chris's parents saw the note they called the police and filed a missing persons report.<ref name="jackieemails6" /> According to [[Bob]], Chris had never driven over fifty miles out of town before. Bob and Barb worried that Chris would get himself killed.<ref name="emilydate">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref><br />
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Chris got on [[wikipedia:Interstate 81|Interstate 81]] heading north; it can then be assumed that he took [[wikipedia:U.S. Route 522|U.S. Route 522]] and [[wikipedia:Interstate 70|Interstate 70]] to [[wikipedia:Breezewood, Pennsylvania|Breezewood, Pennsylvania]], where he got on the [[wikipedia:Pennsylvania Turnpike|Pennsylvania Turnpike]], which becomes the [[wikipedia:Ohio Turnpike|Ohio Turnpike]] at the Ohio state line. At the tollbooth on the Ohio state line, Chris accidentally locked himself out of [[Son-Chu|his car]]. Somebody at the tollbooth had AAA Roadside Assistance and called them to help Chris get back into his car.<ref name="emilydate" /> <br />
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Chris had taken only $50 with him, $40 of which he had gotten the previous day for his birthday. He realized this might not be enough for the trip when he was faced with an $11 toll on the Pennsylvania Turnpike (according to Bob, Chris had never been on a toll road before).<ref name="emilydate" /> Around 4:30 in the afternoon Chris stopped in [[wikipedia:Streetsboro, Ohio|Streetsboro, Ohio]] to buy food and gas. He purchased 6.385 gallons of gas from [[Sheetz]] for $11.68 and got a small hamburger with mayonnaise and no [[pickles]] and a lemonberry slushie from [[Restaurants#Sonic|Sonic]] for $2.70.<ref>[[:File:Nnocac.jpg]]</ref> According to Chris, the slushie was made with real fruit and had two lemon wedges in it.<ref>[[Sarah May Skype Logs]]</ref><br />
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He arrived at the outskirts of Cleveland soon after, where he called his parents.<ref name="emilydate" /> Upon reaching 2229 East 46th St., Chris found a run-down old house with an elderly black woman residing in it. Neither she nor anyone else he asked in the neighborhood had heard of Julie or Max Milvana.<ref name="clydeemails" /> Chris then tried visiting an address on East 40th St. (probably a church) which the woman said she received mail for; he found no sign of Julie at this address either but remarked at the "[[Jewish]] church" next door.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13]]</ref><ref>Chris may have been referring to the nearby Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses. There are no synagogues in the area.</ref> Chris then turned around and headed back towards Ruckersville. He arrived home at 3:00 the following morning.<ref name="emilydate" /><br />
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Julie's purported residence at 2229 East 46th St. is actually one of the [[wikipedia:Andrew and James Dall Houses|Andrew and James Dall Houses]], local landmarks once inhabited by two of Cleveland's most prominent builders.<br />
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==Aftermath==<br />
Despite being duped by trolls, Chris saw the trip as a positive experience. In an email to Clyde Cash,<ref name="clydeemails" /> Chris stated, <br />
{{EmailReply|<br />
I traveled an 800+ Mile Round Trip to Cleveland, Ohio, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old red house with an elderly woman residing in it, but not you nor Julie; no one in that neighborhood even heard of Julie nor Max.<br />
<br />
Go ahead, Laugh it up, but I want to THANK YOU very much for the Traveling Expierence; I actually did have a GREAT TIME on the road, and enjoyed the sights and views. :)}}<br />
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Chris's parents did not share the same positive opinion of the trip, and told him if he traveled at all after the trip to Cleveland, he would not be allowed back into his home, and would be left homeless or even worse.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 13]]</ref><br />
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In the [[Father Call]], Chris mentions the Ohio trip in a conversation about him continually falling for fake women, and Matthew angrily questions to Chris how it's possible for him to drive eight hundred miles for a fake girlfriend, yet he can't do the same for [[Kacey]], who lived much closer to Chris in Washington D.C..<br />
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In [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], the trip is mentioned again. Chris states he had "experienced some of the good things in life" such as travelling to Ohio, playing the lottery and having a few drinks.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Pennsylvania Trip]]<br />
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==References==<br />
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{{JulieSaga}}<br />
{{places}}<br />
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<div>:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''<br />
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br />
{{Rename|Christine Weston Chandler}}<br />
{{Transgender|MTF}}<br />
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Chris is a [[List of Chris's lies|habitual liar]].|Chris will often exaggerate things that happened, often to [[Chris and his ego|make himself look better]].|Chris is considerably [[naïve]].|Chris's accounts on how a certain event went down will often vary with each time he recalls it.}}<br />
{{Honest}}<br />
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|lb = 203<br />
|weightsrc= <ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref><br />
|father = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br />
|mother = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)<br />
|siblings = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)<br>[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)<br>[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)<br />
|education = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br />
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])<br>Video game designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br>Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])<br>[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br />
|spouse = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) <br> [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref><br />
|titles = Sonichu Creator<br>Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref><br>The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet_Dream_Lounge#Outro_.281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref><br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|The Real Player One]]<br><br />
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{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.<ref><br />
[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}<br />
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'''Christine Weston Chandler''', formerly '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]]<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].</ref> [[JERKS|misan]][[Women's rights|drist]], former [[virgin with rage]], self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and accused sex offender currently residing in jail. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.<br />
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Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multiplatinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as wish fulfillment for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|would impede him]] on his journey, casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br />
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] became exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chandler that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever Chris got around to updating it.<br />
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Chris's most notable period of activity on the internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed the "Classic Era" by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly baited by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]] and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and had ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that specifically designed a story that would piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.<br />
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From here, Chris's internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death, [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he is [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] that will merge [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] with our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what started as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Since then, Chris has used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continues his self-destructive habits.<br />
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In spite of the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of [[Guard Dogs|groups of]] [[Watchmen|counter-trolls]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a self-destructive path, or at least to keep him from embarrassing himself any more, Chris chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, Chris's [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] are withering away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money is becoming a serious issue for the Chandler household]], and Chris's mother isn't long for this world, all of which has led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It's gotten to the point where [[Spirit possession|he now pretends to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of "possession" by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] that had been cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic. The point of no return finally happened in [[2021]] after [[Incest call|a recording]] between Chris and [[Isabella Loretta Janke|a troll posing as a fan]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which has forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to jail, which became his most publicized incident in years. Chris is now looking at prison time, and while Chris awaits a trial, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he's gone even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}} reincarnated.<br />
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There has never been an internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances leading to his prominence online and shaping his peculiar behavior, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.<br />
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==Overview==<br />
{{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref><br />
[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br />
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Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society. He has regularly demonstrated having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201210113452/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.<br />
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[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br />
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Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br />
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Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partially [en]courages" and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.<br />
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==Aliases==<br />
{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] has given me throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to "Christine".}}<br />
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[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"}}]]<br />
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br />
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Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC", and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick". Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br />
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Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine". In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler".<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=20763|title= Chris filed for a legal name change|autoarchive=20211017191545}}</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's". Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br />
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[[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first went by "Christine" in late 2014 before legally changing his name in 2016.]]<br />
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just "Christine Chandler". (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.)<br />
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Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br />
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Only a few names commonly used to refer to Chris are not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy", popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth". Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before the [[Tomgirl Saga]] and/or the [[2014 house fire|house fire]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his later antics.<br />
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==Foundational Era==<br />
{{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with - well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}<br />
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Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as a engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and a office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that he was delayed in his language ability, which became his first sign of [[autism]].<br />
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===Childhood and Adolescence===<br />
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br />
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Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br />
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being intensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br />
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1992]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br />
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /><br />
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br />
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.<br />
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Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br />
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he gets older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.<br />
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br />
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br />
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br />
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br />
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br />
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br />
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br />
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.<br />
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===Adult Chronicles===<br />
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br />
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref><br />
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br />
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br />
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br />
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After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br />
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br />
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br />
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result writing and drawing of his magnum opus.<br />
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==Classic Era==<br />
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{{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}<br />
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[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br />
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Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br />
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[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]<br />
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Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br />
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]<br />
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.<br />
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br />
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br />
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br />
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exasperating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br />
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br />
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==Transvestite Era==<br />
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{{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}<br />
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br />
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[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br />
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.<br />
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[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br />
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br />
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After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.<br />
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[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br />
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[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br />
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Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.<br />
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While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the "true love" part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.<br />
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[[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br />
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The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br />
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At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref> While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br />
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Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br />
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In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br />
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[[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up swanning around attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br />
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==Transgender Era==<br />
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{{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br />
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[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br />
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In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from transvestite to transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br />
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More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br />
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Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br />
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|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br />
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br />
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|[[Carlos Chantor]]<br />
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br />
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|[[Un-clit]]<br />
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br />
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[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br />
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In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove".<br />
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His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br />
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[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br />
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In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br />
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Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br />
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He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.<br />
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A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br />
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Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br />
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Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br />
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==Goddess Era==<br />
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{{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br />
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[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br />
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After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by role-playing as his [[imaginary friends]] and convincing him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br />
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[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br />
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When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]] and the [[Guard Dogs]] intervened, exposing the Idea Guys for what they were to Chris. From there, the Guard Dogs were able to force them out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, allowing Chris to unlearn some of the worst behaviors he'd been tricked into practicing. Charges were laid against the Idea Guys, but unfortunately, they never got very far. The Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br />
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Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness.<br />
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Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesized date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists did whenever the apocalypse didn't happen: push it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again, which will not happen until 2022 at the earliest. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br />
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During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called "overpowered" goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could now pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group which seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], a white knight group which sought to protect Chris from such influences, splintered following internal conflict among its members.<br />
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==Downfall Era==<br />
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{{main|2021|2022|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br />
{{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]<br />
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After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family debt was steadily rising, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. In the extremely likely event that Chris outlives Barb, it was speculated that the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality. Not to mention that Chris is virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the internet, and he hasn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br />
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However, there was fleetingly a period of time in which there was a degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with Null, who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed that this was a worthy effort in order to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output. Had he kept his pace up post-convention, and with the right financial guidance, Chris could conceivably keep a roof over his head for at least another year. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times.<br />
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What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br />
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[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2021. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!"}}]]<br />
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On 29 July 2021, an audio recording of a conversation between Chris and the troll [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] surfaced online, featuring a graphic discussion in which [[Affair with Mother|Chris described sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to fund his stay at a hotel. Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 August 2021, an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media and were covered by various news outlets, including getting a segment on Fox News, which in turn exposed him to millions of boomers.<br />
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As of November 2021, Chris is in jail after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriffs department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] have spiraled out of control as he now believes himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris has answered a multitude of [[Jail letters]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters have also revealed that Chris has been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br />
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There are many ways that the eventual trial may go. At best, Chris may get off scot-free aside from receiving mandatory therapy; albeit while still being registered as a sex offender, which would [[List of places that have banned Chris#Looking_ahead|ban him for a minimum of 15 years]] (if not outright permanently) from any place attended by minors (including the conventions and gaming/toy stores he likes going to so much), as well as barring him from accessing the Internet without supervision. At worst, he's looking at a significant amount of prison time on top of being virtually unemployable upon release, likely unable to get income online since his fanbase has lost sympathy for him, and he'd be especially screwed since his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] would be permanently revoked under such circumstances. And even when he ''does'' eventually get out of jail, he won't be allowed to set foot in [[14 Branchland Court]] ever again. Once [[Chris_and_death#Barbara_Chandler|Barb passes away]], the house itself will likely be foreclosed upon and potentially [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|condemned]] in order to resolve the [[Financhu Crisis]] and to pay for her funeral expenses.<br />
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His options from there are as follows:<br />
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[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|left|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris in the present]], following his arrest (albeit without Barb in the background, due to the restraining order).]]<br />
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* He can try to seek out another family member to live off of (virtually impossible, and even more so after previous family members refused to shelter Chris after learning that he had sex with Barb; additionally, he has had next-to-no contact with any of them in recent years).<br />
* A social worker could help place him into assisted living (something Null even offered to help with until the incest fallout and Chris stealing $750 from Barb shortly before his arrest drove him away; so this is theoretically possible, but quite unlikely).<br />
* He can attempt to beg online to live with someone (which would be next-to impossible due to him being inhumanly intolerable to live with and the fact that how having sexual relations with his elderly mother for months would be a clear sign that nobody would want to adopt him), with [[Jacob Sockness]] being the only possible taker.<br />
* He can voluntarily or forcefully be committed into a mental hospital (possible but not probable, since Chris has refused to get mental help for his entire life and would probably refuse to co-operate if forced by the state, as he has done before).<br />
* He can get his prison sentence extended under charges related to [[28 October 2011|some violent]] [[26 December 2014|crime he committed]] long ago (very likely, as Virginia is a three-strike law state, Chris has already committed two serious felonies, and his incest is very likely going to be his third strike, resulting in a much tougher sentence).<br />
* Finally, he can enter the so-called "Homeless Saga" and live as a vagrant on the streets (another very likely outcome, after Chris serves his prison sentence), putting himself at risk of getting robbed, assaulted, and gangbanged by weens, A-Logs, and criminals until his eventual death; be it by [[Death threats|homicide]], [[Chris and Death#Suicide|suicide]], [[Chris and drugs|substance abuse]], or a [[Biology#Health_and_Disease|fatal illness]] contracted from an unhealthy vagrant lifestyle.<br />
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Some of these options are better than others, but none of them are ideal for him. This is also to say nothing of [[Chris and health|his many existing issues with mental and physical health]] (both of which will continue to decay and show no sign of recovering anytime soon), as well as his notoriety. The latter is an especially dangerous issue for Chris while he's incarcerated, because it means that if he does not remain in some form of protective custody while serving his sentence<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)]]</ref>, there is a significant likelihood that he'll [[Kick the Autistic|become a target amongst inmates]] and be subjected to extreme sexual and/or physical violence and other such abuse; especially with the high rates of discrimination and assault that transgender and autistic people often unfortunately face while in prison, regardless of reputation.<br />
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In any case, Chris's story is one that seems fated to [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.<br />
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==Featured Fan Videos==<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br />
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br />
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br />
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br />
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==Sources==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br />
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[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}<br />
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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]<br />
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'''Son-Chu''' was the name [[Chris]] gave to his car. Chris has driven several cars over the years, all bearing vanity plates reading "[[sonichu|SONICHU]]". Son-Chu's first incarnation was a [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]] that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white [[wikipedia:Cadillac Seville|Cadillac Seville]], until it died from a cracked engine block. From [[September 2014]] to [[November 2018]], Chris drove a [[wikipedia:Ford Focus|2010 Ford Focus sedan]], until its engine died. The Chandlers subsequently shared one vehicle: [[Barb]]'s Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth and final incarnation of Son-Chu, until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] and a thief stealing the unattended vehicle's plates, at which point the plates have been replaced and the van is now Barb's alone. The van was totaled in [[November 2021]] following a T-bone collision which left Barb injured with broken ribs and a concussion.<ref name=27nov>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref><br />
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It is not known when Chris obtained his driver's license. In [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], made near the end of Chris's senior year of [[high school]], Chris documents himself riding home from school on the (short) bus, suggesting that he still had not learned to drive at this point. At the latest, Chris would have needed to obtain a license by fall [[2000]] in order to drive to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[Chris and...|elsewhere]] in this very wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|cause]] [[28_October_2011|personal injury]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.<br />
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==Name backstory==<br />
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a one-ton mobile weapon).]]<br />
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Since Chris is a huge fan of ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car]]".<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:<br />
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{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.<br />
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Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.<br />
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**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.}}<br />
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The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt</ref> and/or Wipe-Out,<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out</ref> both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars.<br />
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==Iterations of Son-Chu==<br />
===Ford Escort===<br />
[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|250px|First Son-Chu.]]<br />
A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref><br />
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Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump|screw]].<br />
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Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/><br />
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[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]<br />
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Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles on it.<br />
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===Cadillac Seville===<br />
[[File:IMG_5312.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris's second Son-Chu, a Cadillac Seville, seen outside the still fire-ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]].]]<br />
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According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from February 2012, Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is currently unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by [[jerkop]]s. Considering how many miles the Escort had on it and how poorly Chris maintained it, there's a very high likelihood it was simply no longer functional and needed too much work to be roadworthy again. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall 2011, as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's [[Wikipedia:Ford Aerostar|Ford Aerostar]] during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in June 2011, at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In September 2013, it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white [[Wikipedia:Cadillac Seville#1992.E2.80.931997|1992-1997 Cadillac Seville]], which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since 2012. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of 14 Branchland Court, confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door.<br />
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In September 2014, Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on [[Craigslist]], also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline." Cracked engine blocks were actually a fairly common issue with this generation of Cadillacs due to the [[Wikipedia:Northstar engine series#Head gasket issues|Northstar V8 engine]] having major design flaws, meaning the damage was most likely not caused by Chandler neglect, nor the fault of a mechanic as Chris claims.<br />
[[File:SevilleFinalState.jpeg|thumb|250px|The Seville before being scrapped.]]<br />
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in December of 2014. The block damage was repaired and the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in December of 2016. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-have-a-vin-record-of-son-chu-ii.61309/</ref><br />
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===Ford Focus===<br />
[[File:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|250px|A [[fan]] poses with Son-Chu at [[Too Many Games]], 22 [[June 2018]]. Note the extremely poor bay parking, which would be marked down as a fault on a practical driving test.]]<br />
{{Quote|And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus.|Chris<ref>[[September_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 24 September 2014, Chris had purchased a used [[Wikipedia:Ford Focus (second generation, North America)|second generation Ford Focus]] (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.<ref>[[Catherine]]</ref><br />
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This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation.<br />
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In July 2018, Chris recorded [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] Although [[fans]] gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In November 2018, [[The Captain]] reported that the car's engine was permanently broken:<br />
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{{quote|The day before [[Chandler Cats#Patches|Patches]] died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.}}<br />
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The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. When you take Chris's history of automotive maintenance into account (in particular his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First) it's more than likely that the car's engine was destroyed as a result of simple neglect.<br />
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In May 2019, the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold to someone who would preferably treat it better.<ref>[http://archive.ph/akZTA Car listing]</ref><br />
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===Barb's Dodge Caravan===<br />
[[File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's Ford Focus and Barb's Dodge Caravan in a photo from June 2017.]]<br />
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Barb owns a [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Chrysler minivans (RS)|Dodge Grand Caravan]], which had the license plate "B WESTON".<ref>[https://findbyplate.com/US/VA/BWESTON/ Car info]</ref> She was seen behind the wheel in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Chris apparently borrowed the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.<ref>https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1019295306637332480</ref><br />
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Chris borrowed the car to drive to [[BronyCon]] due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a [[Sheetz]] gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record [[Waiting for the tow truck]].<br />
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[[File:Sonichu van.png|thumb|left|150px|The Dodge Caravan with Sonichu plates as seen in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Chris's Google Intro video.]]]]<br />
After the death of Chris's Focus in November 2018, the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb, most likely as a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his cash on [[Lego|more]] [[List of Chris's video games|pressing]] [[McDonald's|matters]] instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car.<br />
[[File:Son-Chu_at_courthouse,_19_June_2019.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The back of the Dodge Caravan as of Chris's [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|June 2019 debt hearing]].]]<br />
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, cementing it as the fourth iteration of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in [[April 2019]]. <br />
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In August 2019, the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to [[BronyCon]], the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated:<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]]</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.}} <br />
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A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken [[Wikipedia:catalytic converter|catalytic converter]] or fuel pressure sensor; this is likely to cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br />
[[File:AutoRepairPapers.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The bill for the exhaust/brake repairs.]]<br />
The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape]]</ref><br />
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On 28 March 2021, Chris damaged the van, denting its trunk door and smashing its rear windshield, by backing up into a big rig trailer. He and Barb took it to a body shop to have the trunk door replaced.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref><br />
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File:Chris car April 2021-1.jpg|Photos taken by a fan on 3 April 2021.<br />
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File:Chris car April 2021-3.jpg|Plastic covering the damaged rear window.<br />
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Chris planned to drive the van to attend the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention in Seattle, WA, which would have been a 41-hour drive crossing mountainous terrain. However, [[Null]] vetoed the plan out of safety concerns and arranged for a flight instead.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]</ref> However, the [[Incest call]] completely derailed these plans and the trip was cancelled. Instead, Chris took his car to a hotel in Richmond, where he parked it in a spot where he could wait out a few nights before he could return to [[14 Branchland Court|his home]]. Chris was arrested on 1 August 2021, leaving the car unattended. Sometime between then and 3 August 2021, a [[4-cent_garbage|4channer]] stole the vanity license plates off of the vehicle.<br />
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As of 29 August 2021, the van has been confirmed returned to the Chandler Household, this time with Barb's plates put back onto it.<br />
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[[File:BarbVanLateAug2021.jpeg|thumb|250px|the Van back at 14 Branchland Court.]]<br />
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On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb, not having her son to drive her anywhere, experienced a traffic accident with a tractor-trailer. The van got T-boned on its left side, with the airbags not deployed, resulting in Barb breaking two of her ribs and getting a concussion.<ref name=27nov></ref> Barb was charged with Fail to Yield Right-of-Way for the incident and paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs.<br />
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File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord1.jpg|Carfax report on the November 2021 crash.<br />
File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord2.jpg|Carfax report, part 2<br />
File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png|Barb's Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.<br />
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==Handicap parking permit==<br />
Being a [[high-functioning autistic]] [[male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.<br />
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Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [http://www.google.com/search?q=autism+disability+parking Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or [[26 December 2014|having meltdowns in public]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[http://www.dmv.state.va.us/webdoc/citizen/disability/renewal.asp Virginia DMV]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.<br />
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==Dashboard==<br />
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In 2017, Chris had a [[Skylanders avatar]] of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his [[Tomgirl]] persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50.<br />
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[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|left|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]<br />
A [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. <br />
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Interesting to note is that [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1054 Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's high-functioning life, he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.<br />
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==Vanity plate==<br />
{{quote|I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones.|Chris<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]<br />
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]<br />
[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png|thumb|200px|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]]<br />
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The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]) and "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]])<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> and Barb has one named "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382164</ref> It may be worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state, so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref><br />
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Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.<br />
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The SONICHU plate was a favorite target for thieves. One such theft occurred to the Dodge Caravan after Chris was arrested for incest on 1 August 2021, which resulted in the van being unattended at a motel parking lot. Sometime between then and 3 August 2021, a [[4-cent_garbage|4channer]] stole the vanity license plates off of the vehicle. The same night, airsoft player Chase Lopez left a note saying "Airsoft Al" was here on the vehicle, inadvertently framing a fellow airsoft player for the crime.<br />
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==Bumper stickers==<br />
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.<br />
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From left to right:<br />
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* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.<br />
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.<br />
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[http://www.plan9music.com/Home]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably buys his [[Britney Spears]] CDs.<br />
* An [[America]]n flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].<br />
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. <br />
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his endorsement.<br />
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.<br />
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As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.<br />
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[[File:Son-Chu_at_Walmart,_2_June_'17.jpeg|thumb|right|Last image of the Ford Son-Chu, showing its bumper stickers. Note that Chris is indeed parked in a [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicap]] space.]]<br />
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In 2016, an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from [[June 2017]], taken in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on [[Chris and brand loyalty|promotions for businesses and charities]]. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is:<br />
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[[File:Sonchufocus-rear.jpg|thumb|right|The virgin mobile with the stickers peeled off]]<br />
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* Atlas Comics<ref>[http://www.atlascomicbooks.com/]</ref> - A barebones text advertisement for a local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the [[DayOut]] videos, but has never talked about it otherwise).<br />
* Brown<ref>[http://www.brownautos.com/]</ref> - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris.<br />
* Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a [[Tomgirl|transgender]] pride flag.<br />
* SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being. <br />
* Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining [[Women's Rights|pinup girl]]<br />
* State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance.<br />
* Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with [[Rainbow|rainbow-patterned]] stripes above and below.<br />
* HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] political advocacy group.<br />
* WTJU<ref>[http://www.wtju.net/]</ref> - The logo of a variety music station operated from the [[University of Virginia]], where [[Bob]] once hosted a [[WTJU Marathon|jazz marathon]].<br />
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==Distracted driving==<br />
[[File:drivingtotheextreme.png|thumb|right|Driving to the extreme!]]<br />
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his [[Dimensions|dimensional]] beliefs while behind the wheel.<br />
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While driving to the 2019 [[BronyCon]], Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of [[Reldnahc]]'s army trying to invade [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 18</ref>. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1159596872509599745</ref>:<br />
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{{quotebox|I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache.}}<br />
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After BronyCon, according to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] had to help him drive through temporary possession<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 25]]</ref>.<br />
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In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the [[BronyCon|con]] center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5140051</ref>}}<br />
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===Collisions===<br />
Chris has wound up in several fender benders, usually of his own fault, on multiple occasions:<br />
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* On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a [[Mumble_2#Chris_Crashes_Due_To_Math|Mumble chat]] that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator".<br />
* On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerks|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.<br />
* About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.<br />
* During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.<br />
* During the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb attempted to escape the GAMe PLACe parking lot. While doing so, they hit Snyder twice with their car, resulting in unspecified injuries. Both Chris and Barb received a felony failure to stop charge as a result. During [[This is how the Trial went|their sentencing]], Chris was ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills from the incident.<br />
* In [[September 2013]], Chris caused another fender-bender:<br />
{{quotebox|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}<br />
* In [[August 2019]], Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.<ref name=aug2019car></ref><br />
* On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris backed up into a big rig trailer, causing a smashed rear window and dented door frame to his vehicle.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref><br />
* On 23 [[November 2021]], [[Barb]] failed to yield the right-of-way<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> in an accident with a tractor trailer, totaling her Dodge Caravan.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref><ref>https://www.wfxrtv.com/news/local-news/roanoke-valley-news/rockbridge-county-tractor-trailer-crash-leads-to-miles-of-delays-along-i-81-north/</ref><br />
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==Other cars==<br />
===Barb's BMW===<br />
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|Barb's Beemer]]<br />
Barb formerly owned a 1999 [[Wikipedia:BMW Z3|BMW Z3]], a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and tried to sell it in [[2014]], asking for 10 grand.<ref>[[December_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref><br />
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===Barb's Aerostar===<br />
[[File:Screenshot 46.png|thumb|Barb's Aerostar]]<br />
Prior to the Grand Caravan, Barb drove a teal 1992 Ford Aerostar. It's only really notable for being Chris's vehicle of choice during the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident.]] Other than that, it only appeared in the background of a handful of videos and photos before being replaced with the Grand Caravan sometime in 2012-2013. The fate of the van is currently unknown and it has most likely been scrapped, though this generation of Ford minivans were actually fairly reliable and it's not out of the question that the van is still on the road somewhere.<br />
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===The Mitsu===<br />
[[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.<br />
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==In the comic==<br />
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], but in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] transforms into an [[Autobot]] and helps fight against the [[PVCC]] invasion of CWCville. Then, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] to perform "[[Revive Zordon]]" and massacre the workers at the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from ''Transformers'' canon, [[wikipedia:Hotrod (Transformers)|Hotrod]] and [[wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].<br />
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[[File:Sonchu explain 3.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris quotes the [[CWCki]]]]<br />
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]].</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time.}}<br />
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==Toy Son-Chu==<br />
[[File:Son-chu package.jpeg|thumb]]<br />
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Chris created a Son-Chu figure in March 2017. It appeared in [[Son-Chu Review]], a ''48-minute''-long video of him playing with toys.<br />
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Son-Chu's bio reads:<br />
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{{quotebox|The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!}}<br />
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It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-4-2-son-chu-figure-review.29700/page-4#post-2168849</ref>.<br />
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He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his [[stamps]] business.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:St patrick's.jpg|A drawing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, March 2017. Chris did not explain what an Autobot has to do with an Irish-themed celebration.<br />
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.<br />
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.<br />
File:Sonchu explain 2.jpeg|Prototype design from a Transformers.com game. Chris kept these for over ''10 years''.<br />
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.<br />
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta <br />
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.<br />
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless.<br />
File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition.<br />
File:Carsonchu.png|Google Street View from [[June 2011]]. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter.<br />
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== Sources ==<br />
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==See also==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
* [[Car Pranks]]<br />
* [[Hot Wheels]]<br />
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{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
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[[Category:Relics of Fail]]<br />
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<div>:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''<br />
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br />
{{Rename|Christine Weston Chandler}}<br />
{{Transgender|MTF}}<br />
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Chris is a [[List of Chris's lies|habitual liar]].|Chris will often exaggerate things that happened, often to [[Chris and his ego|make himself look better]].|Chris is considerably [[naïve]].|Chris's accounts on how a certain event went down will often vary with each time he recalls it.}}<br />
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| name = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) <br> Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) <br> Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)<br />
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| religion = "[[Chris and religion|Neo Spiritual Christianity]]"<br />
| race = White (1/8<sup>th</sup> "[[Cherokian]]")<br />
|label8 = Height<br />
| ft = 5<br />
| in = 11<br />
| heightsrc = <ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref><br />
|lb = 203<br />
|weightsrc= <ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref><br />
|father = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br />
|mother = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)<br />
|siblings = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)<br>[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)<br>[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)<br />
|education = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br />
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])<br>Video game designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br>Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])<br>[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br />
|spouse = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) <br> [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref><br />
|titles = Sonichu Creator<br>Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref><br>The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet_Dream_Lounge#Outro_.281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref><br>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|The Real Player One]]<br><br />
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{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.<ref><br />
[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}<br />
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'''Christine Weston Chandler''', formerly '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]]<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].</ref> [[JERKS|misan]][[Women's rights|drist]], former [[virgin with rage]], self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and accused sex offender currently residing in jail. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.<br />
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Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multiplatinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as wish fulfillment for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|would impede him]] on his journey, casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br />
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] became exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chandler that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever Chris got around to updating it.<br />
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Chris's most notable period of activity on the internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed the "Classic Era" by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly baited by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]] and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and had ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that specifically designed a story that would piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.<br />
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From here, Chris's internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death, [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he is [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] that will merge [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] with our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what started as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Since then, Chris has used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continues his self-destructive habits.<br />
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In spite of the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of [[Guard Dogs|groups of]] [[Watchmen|counter-trolls]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a self-destructive path, or at least to keep him from embarrassing himself any more, Chris chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, Chris's [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] are withering away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money is becoming a serious issue for the Chandler household]], and Chris's mother isn't long for this world, all of which has led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It's gotten to the point where [[Spirit possession|he now pretends to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of "possession" by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] that had been cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic. The point of no return finally happened in [[2021]] after [[Incest call|a recording]] between Chris and [[Isabella Loretta Janke|a troll posing as a fan]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which has forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to jail, which became his most publicized incident in years. Chris is now looking at prison time, and while Chris awaits a trial, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he's gone even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}} reincarnated.<br />
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There has never been an internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances leading to his prominence online and shaping his peculiar behavior, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.<br />
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==Overview==<br />
{{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref><br />
[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br />
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Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even as Chris nears his forties, he remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, despite his need for independence becoming direr as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced him to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201210113452/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.<br />
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[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br />
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Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br />
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Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partially [en]courages" and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.<br />
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==Aliases==<br />
{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] has given me throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to "Christine".}}<br />
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[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"}}]]<br />
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br />
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Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC", and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick". Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br />
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Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine". In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler".<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=20763|title= Chris filed for a legal name change|autoarchive=20211017191545}}</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's". Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br />
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[[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first went by "Christine" in late 2014 before legally changing his name in 2016.]]<br />
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just "Christine Chandler". (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.)<br />
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Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br />
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Only a few names commonly used to refer to Chris are not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy", popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth". Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before the [[Tomgirl Saga]] and/or the [[2014 house fire|house fire]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his later antics.<br />
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==Foundational Era==<br />
{{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with - well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}<br />
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Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as a engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and a office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that he was delayed in his language ability, which became his first sign of [[autism]].<br />
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===Childhood and Adolescence===<br />
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br />
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Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br />
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being intensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br />
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1992]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br />
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /><br />
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br />
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[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br />
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.<br />
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Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br />
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he gets older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.<br />
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|Chris's award-winning artwork<br />
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br />
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br />
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br />
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br />
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br />
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br />
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br />
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.<br />
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===Adult Chronicles===<br />
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br />
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref><br />
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br />
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br />
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br />
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After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br />
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br />
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br />
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result writing and drawing of his magnum opus.<br />
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==Classic Era==<br />
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{{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}<br />
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[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br />
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Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br />
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[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]<br />
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Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br />
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]<br />
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.<br />
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br />
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br />
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br />
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exasperating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br />
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br />
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==Transvestite Era==<br />
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{{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}<br />
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br />
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[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br />
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.<br />
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[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br />
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br />
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After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.<br />
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[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br />
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[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br />
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Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.<br />
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While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the "true love" part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.<br />
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[[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br />
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The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br />
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At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref> While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br />
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Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br />
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In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br />
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[[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up swanning around attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br />
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==Transgender Era==<br />
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{{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br />
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[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br />
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In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from transvestite to transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br />
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More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br />
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Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br />
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|[[Carlos Chantor]]<br />
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[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br />
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In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove".<br />
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His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br />
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[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br />
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In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br />
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Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br />
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He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.<br />
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A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br />
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Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br />
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Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br />
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==Goddess Era==<br />
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{{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br />
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[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br />
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After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by role-playing as his [[imaginary friends]] and convincing him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br />
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[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br />
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When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]] and the [[Guard Dogs]] intervened, exposing the Idea Guys for what they were to Chris. From there, the Guard Dogs were able to force them out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, allowing Chris to unlearn some of the worst behaviors he'd been tricked into practicing. Charges were laid against the Idea Guys, but unfortunately, they never got very far. The Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br />
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Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness.<br />
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Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesized date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists did whenever the apocalypse didn't happen: push it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again, which will not happen until 2022 at the earliest. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br />
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During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called "overpowered" goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could now pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group which seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], a white knight group which sought to protect Chris from such influences, splintered following internal conflict among its members.<br />
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==Downfall Era==<br />
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{{main|2021|2022|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br />
{{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]<br />
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After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family debt was steadily rising, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. In the extremely likely event that Chris outlives Barb, it was speculated that the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality. Not to mention that Chris is virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the internet, and he hasn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br />
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However, there was fleetingly a period of time in which there was a degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with Null, who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed that this was a worthy effort in order to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output. Had he kept his pace up post-convention, and with the right financial guidance, Chris could conceivably keep a roof over his head for at least another year. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times.<br />
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What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br />
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[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2021. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!"}}]]<br />
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On 29 July 2021, an audio recording of a conversation between Chris and the troll [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] surfaced online, featuring a graphic discussion in which [[Affair with Mother|Chris described sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to fund his stay at a hotel. Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 August 2021, an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media and were covered by various news outlets, including getting a segment on Fox News, which in turn exposed him to millions of boomers.<br />
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As of November 2021, Chris is in jail after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriffs department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] have spiraled out of control as he now believes himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris has answered a multitude of [[Jail letters]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters have also revealed that Chris has been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br />
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There are many ways that the eventual trial may go. At best, Chris may get off scot-free aside from receiving mandatory therapy; albeit while still being registered as a sex offender, which would [[List of places that have banned Chris#Looking_ahead|ban him for a minimum of 15 years]] (if not outright permanently) from any place attended by minors (including the conventions and gaming/toy stores he likes going to so much), as well as barring him from accessing the Internet without supervision. At worst, he's looking at a significant amount of prison time on top of being virtually unemployable upon release, likely unable to get income online since his fanbase has lost sympathy for him, and he'd be especially screwed since his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] would be permanently revoked under such circumstances. And even when he ''does'' eventually get out of jail, he won't be allowed to set foot in [[14 Branchland Court]] ever again. Once [[Chris_and_death#Barbara_Chandler|Barb passes away]], the house itself will likely be foreclosed upon and potentially [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|condemned]] in order to resolve the [[Financhu Crisis]] and to pay for her funeral expenses.<br />
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His options from there are as follows:<br />
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[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|left|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris in the present]], following his arrest (albeit without Barb in the background, due to the restraining order).]]<br />
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* He can try to seek out another family member to live off of (virtually impossible, and even more so after previous family members refused to shelter Chris after learning that he had sex with Barb; additionally, he has had next-to-no contact with any of them in recent years).<br />
* A social worker could help place him into assisted living (something Null even offered to help with until the incest fallout and Chris stealing $750 from Barb shortly before his arrest drove him away; so this is theoretically possible, but quite unlikely).<br />
* He can attempt to beg online to live with someone (which would be next-to impossible due to him being inhumanly intolerable to live with and the fact that how having sexual relations with his elderly mother for months would be a clear sign that nobody would want to adopt him), with [[Jacob Sockness]] being the only possible taker.<br />
* He can voluntarily or forcefully be committed into a mental hospital (possible but not probable, since Chris has refused to get mental help for his entire life and would probably refuse to co-operate if forced by the state, as he has done before).<br />
* He can get his prison sentence extended under charges related to [[28 October 2011|some violent]] [[26 December 2014|crime he committed]] long ago (very likely, as Virginia is a three-strike law state, Chris has already committed two serious felonies, and his incest is very likely going to be his third strike, resulting in a much tougher sentence).<br />
* Finally, he can enter the so-called "Homeless Saga" and live as a vagrant on the streets (another very likely outcome, after Chris serves his prison sentence), putting himself at risk of getting robbed, assaulted, and gangbanged by weens, A-Logs, and criminals until his eventual death; be it by [[Death threats|homicide]], [[Chris and Death#Suicide|suicide]], [[Chris and drugs|substance abuse]], or a [[Biology#Health_and_Disease|fatal illness]] contracted from an unhealthy vagrant lifestyle.<br />
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Some of these options are better than others, but none of them are ideal for him. This is also to say nothing of [[Chris and health|his many existing issues with mental and physical health]] (both of which will continue to decay and show no sign of recovering anytime soon), as well as his notoriety. The latter is an especially dangerous issue for Chris while he's incarcerated, because it means that if he does not remain in some form of protective custody while serving his sentence<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)]]</ref>, there is a significant likelihood that he'll [[Kick the Autistic|become a target amongst inmates]] and be subjected to extreme sexual and/or physical violence and other such abuse; especially with the high rates of discrimination and assault that transgender and autistic people often unfortunately face while in prison, regardless of reputation.<br />
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In any case, Chris's story is one that seems fated to [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.<br />
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==Featured Fan Videos==<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br />
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br />
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br />
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br />
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==Sources==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br />
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==External links==<br />
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}<br />
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{{Unreliable|type=cred|After being doxed by the [[Guard Dogs]], attempted to shift blame onto Chris and [[Jessica Quinn]].}}<br />
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{{Quote|No matter how many times I die, somebody somewhere will pick up where I left off.|[[Idea Guys#Joshua Allen Wise|Joshua Wise]], during [[The Bad Beginning]].}}<br />
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{{quote|I know Lukas, Devil and Eva were trolling me as well, and that turned out good as well|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1193435503418363904</ref>.}}<br />
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The '''Teen Troon Squad''' were a group of trolls in [[Charlottesville]] who began manipulating Chris towards the end of [[2018]]. As their moniker suggests, they are known to be transgender and [[Pedofork|about half Chris's age]]. Currently, '''Lillie Celeste Simpkins''' ([[tomgirl|tomboy]] name '''Lukas Simpkins''') is the only Squad member known by full name. Other members of the Squad include '''"Eva"'''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2019_social_media_posts#Longing_to_revive_the_Teen_Troon_Saga</ref> and <br />
'''"Devil"''' (also known as "wxlfdxg" and "Sxvxnd");<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-558#post-3309948</ref> little is known of these members except that the latter helped Lillie get her foot in the door by buying Chris's illicit goods.<ref><br />
[[:File:Screenshot-twitter.com 2018-05-01 09-33-14.png|'Devil' details purchasing Chris's porn, 1 May 2018]]</ref> The Teen Troon Squad originally met Chris when two of their members [[List of Chris's financial enablers|purchased]] 32 pages of his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic drawings]] on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in [[April 2018]], and they were mentioned on [[Kiwi Farms]] to have smoked marijuana with Chris (in violation of his [[Therapeutic Docket]]) in [[October 2018]]. After gaining Chris's trust, the Squad infiltrated into Chris's accounts, leaked content and then pointed the finger at Wise and Boyd; time and time again, Chris has taken their statements [[autism|at face value]]. <br />
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Much like the [[Idea Guys]], the Teen Troon Squad's trolling occurred largely behind the scenes, and only a scanty amount of content was ever released until [[December 2018]]. Having also begun trolling Chris at the height of the Idea Guys' power and having used them as a scapegoat to evade detection, accurately estimating the extent of their manipulation is impossible. Regardless of who individually is responsible, collectively they are all [[weens]]. They were probably responsible for introducing the [[Dimensional Merge]] into Chris's mind. In a perplexing tweet on [[C-Mas|Christmas Day]] 2018, Lillie's identity was exposed by somebody role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], prompting the other Troons to wipe their presence off the Internet completely as the [[Guard Dogs]] as well as the greater [[Kiwi Farms]] began closing in on them. Unlike Wise and Boyd, Chris remains fond of the Squad and is still bewildered that they had left him without warning. He has tried, thus far in vain, to re-establish contact as late as [[September 2019]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Longing to revive the Teen Troon Saga|Chris wishes Lillie a happy birthday, 10 September 2019]]</ref> <br />
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[[File:Lukasfacebook.png|thumb|200px|Lillie's [[Facebook]] avatar.<ref>https://archive.fo/9Xpxc</ref>]]<br />
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== Trolling ==<br />
{{Quote|Honestly, I wouldn't advise it. He smells like cat piss and told us he wanted to fuck his mom. 0/10, would never do again. He made me into a part [of] Sonichu, it was awful.|Lillie, on why you shouldn't spend hours upon hours interacting with Chris in person.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-17</ref>}} <br />
{{see also|Chris with Teen Troon Squad}}<br />
On 24 April 2018, Chris posted an [[eBay]] listing of [[2018 Sales Listings#Lot of 32 porn drawings|32 porn drawings]] he had produced over the years, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. Though the listing was quickly pulled within a few hours for violating eBay's terms of service, Lillie expressed interest in buying the art on Twitter; apparently she had got the money by taking it from her mother's boyfriend. She wrote:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can}}<br />
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Chris complied, quietly relisting the drawings under the incognito title "Artsfor lukas". This purchase would be the set-up for the entire Teen Troon Squad saga.<br />
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[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|Lillie, Devil and [[Chris]] posing for a picture]]<br />
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Since the Squad lives in the same area as Chris, on 27 [[April 2018]] they arranged for Chris to deliver the pornography they had purchased to Lillie's house. This would be the first of many visits, as the Squad would periodically invite Chris over without their parents' knowledge. These visits are evidenced by numerous archived social media posts, as well as a video [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|leaked of Chris acting delusional, probably while high on marijuana, at Lillie's house]]. What exactly occurred at these meetings is unknown, but all of the information released seems to imply that they primarily consisted of role-playing. For example, in [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad]], he points at the air, states "I love you, Cryzel", and pretends to make out with her. When asked by a [[Twitter]] user about Chris' behavior in-person, Lillie described him as somewhat "rapey", stating that she had no personal space whatsoever.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-17</ref><br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|He would kiss on us, hug us, rub on us, press his head against ours randomly, get incredibly close... He is really rapey, it's awful. Especially because at the time, we were all [[Pedofork|minors]].}}<br />
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If true, it makes no sense why Lillie would willingly invite Chris over multiple times, especially with how much information on Chris's creepiness is publicly available. It is instead believed that these statements were damage control. Hilariously, Chris also had some of his own complaints about Lillie, angrily posting a tweet revealing that she had attempted to convince him into buying alcohol for them.<ref name="a">https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-30_9-36-57-png.626168/</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|No, Lukas, I will NOT buy you booze!}}<br />
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File:Screenshot-twitter.com 2018-05-01 09-35-39.png|Lillie stating the item had been delivered, marking the first meeting.<br />
File:Screenshot.1545857804.png|Evidence of a hang-out occurring on 14 [[July 2018]] with "Devil".<br />
Ttstext1.jpg|The original texts from Lillie regarding Chris.<br />
Ttstext2.jpg|Note the writing style.<br />
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[[File:Upload 2018-10-26 11-15-41 (1).png|thumb|The disastrous effects of a life on drugs.]]<br />
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Sometime during one of their in-person role-playing sessions, Lillie introduced Chris to cannabis. What resulted is captured in a 38-second long, showing Chris high on marijuana while pretending to make out with [[Cryzel]]. Chris later angrily clarified on [[Twitter]] that he was not, in fact, constantly high.<br />
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[[File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.11.18-16-23-55.png|thumb|right|One of the earlier Twitter leaks.]]<br />
[[File:DecemberLeaks2018.jpg|The [[December 2018]] leaks.|thumb|right]]<br />
[[File:ReactiontoNovember2018Hack.png|thumb|200px|Chris blames the original [[Idea Guys]] for the leaks.]]<br />
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Meanwhile, Chris-Chan's [[Twitter]] account was [[Twitter#Leaks|hacked]] several times throughout 2018 by an unknown individual claiming to be associated with the Idea Guys. It seems more likely, however, that they were being posted by Lillie, given that they occurred long after the Idea Guys were [[Guard Dogs|taken out of power]]. The leak also included footage that Lillie herself later leaked in full onto [[/cow/]], making her involvement all the more likely. Regardless of who actually leaked the videos, Chris himself believed it to be the work of Boyd and Wise, subsequently calling them out by name in a tweet afterwards.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1072900174521847808</ref><br />
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The first leak, from 11 [[November 2018]], was a clip from his now infamous second rendition of [[All Star]] video in which he sings while [[mass debating]]. The tweet read: "This is how chris pays tribute to his lovers - The guy in the 'bluegras state'". This is an obvious allusion to the Idea Guys, as Boyd is said to live in the "Bluegrass" state Kentucky. The full video wouldn't be released, however, until 30 [[December 2018]].<br />
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The second leak, which occurred in [[December 2018|December]], took place over the span of two days. The first was a single tweet on 11 December 2018 at 1:27 P.M., releasing [[Tour of Chris's House III]]. It was posted with a troll-written description asking for $500, before being quickly deleted. [[Kiwi Farms]] quickly noted that based off a calendar seen in the video, it had been filmed in [[March 2018]]; when the [[Idea Guys]] were still in control.<br />
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The second half occurred on 12 December, this time in the form of a three-part tweet chain. Two of the videos in the thread had already been released: one from [[The Bad Beginning|the Bad Beginning of Chris apologizing to Gwen]], and another of [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#A_few_seconds_of_Barb_dancing|Barbara stiffly dancing for the camera]]. The only unseen video from this chain was a clip of [[Chris slaps himself|Chris slapping himself to tears]], as described by [[Idea Guys#Extortion|Null in July]]. Regardless of who actually leaked it, Chris himself believed this to be the work of Boyd and Wise, subsequently calling them out by name in a tweet afterwards.<br />
<br />
==Unravelling==<br />
===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===<br />
On [[Christmas|25 December]] 2018, somebody posing as [[Magi-Chan]] posted a tweet linking to a (since taken down) Pastebin, now referred to as "The 'Teen Troon Squad' Reveals Themselves".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/</ref> This Pastebin elaborately doxes 'Lukas', revealing her real name, home address, and a supposed phone number. The author then lists some details regarding the [[Dimensional Merge]], since revoked by Chris, before expanding on what the Teen Troon Squad had been doing: the group had been "spend[ing] a lot of time opening [their] mind[s] by role playing and smoking weed with cool people like [[Tomgirl|Christine]]". <br />
<br />
{{Quotebox|Hello everyone! It is I, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I read the password for this account from Chris' mind.<br />
<br />
As you all know, the merge will be happening soon.<br />
<br />
I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.<br />
<br />
The final stage of the merge will involve everyone in our universe disconnecting from your<br />
universe. We will go silent. We must hibernate to tug the universes together.<br />
<br />
I have really enjoyed my time in your universe. I want to give thanks to my host body in your world, [redacted]. (Legal name: [redacted].) I want everyone to know what a<br />
gracious host they were. Lukas and Christine and I (and some of our friends) had lots of fun<br />
hanging out with Christine and smoking weed. We used to do it in their old house, but she just moved to a new house at [redacted]. I'm sad I won't be able to smoke weed there until after the merge. If you want to give Lukas a call to let her know how cool she is, she'd really appreciate it. Her number is [redacted].<br />
<br />
Her mother Tara raised a brilliant young person. Her mother is also very progressive. I mean, who would have the courage to let their child spend their time smoking weed with someone like Christine, who's nearly twice their age? A really brave mother, that's who.g<br />
<br />
Lukas is a really cool person. If you want to end up as brilliant as Lukas, you should also<br />
spend a lot of time opening your mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people<br />
like Christine.<br />
<br />
Anyhoo, praise be for my gracious host aside, here's how the merge will go down:<br />
<br />
* everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time<br />
* we hibernate<br />
* and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged<br />
<br />
Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.<br />
<br />
In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)<br />
<br />
Goodbye for now!<br />
<br />
[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|200px]]}}<br />
<br />
Chris later dismissed the news as fake.<br />
<br />
Naturally, there was much speculation as to who had actually written the tweet. The author claimed to be Lillie herself, stating:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.}}<br />
<br />
However, to many, this read as if there had been a third party involved. Ultimately, it was determined that it had to have been done by someone Chris had trusted with his password; significantly narrowing down the suspect pool. A follow-up tweet from Chris later called the author a "[[troll|gremlin]]" trying to divide him, Lillie, and [[The Captain]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dimensional-merge-tweets-megathread.49414/page-68#post-4128895</ref> The most important revelation is the mention of The Captain, who Lillie would later claim was responsible for doxing her.<ref>[[:File:TheCaptainLukas.png|"The Captain is the lovely person that doxxed (sic) me."]]</ref><br />
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In the last few days of 2018, Lillie responded to her dox by leaking content onto 8chan's [[/cow/]] board, hoping to appease onlooking trolls, who do not [[Weening#If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself|look favourably on this kind of behaviour]]. While normally, those posting to the site would be protected under the guise of anonymity, Lillie stated plainly who she was, even linking to her personal Twitter account. She began by revealing [[Teen Troon Squad chats|Discord logs from Chris]] from 18 December 2018, in which Chris discusses how he damaged his [[high school ring]], followed by "Luka Sonichu", an original Sonichu character and medallion Chris had created for her on 23 August 2018, and [[Chris lost Crystal|a video of Chris screaming at his toilet]].<ref>http://archive.is/j7oFu</ref><br />
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File:Screenshot-8ch.net-2018.12.29-19-21-47.png<br />
File:LukasMedallion.jpeg|Note the red streak.<br />
File:LeakTroonSquad2912.png<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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Lillie's situation continued to deteriorate rapidly. On 29 December 2018, while Lillie was busy releasing as much as she could, Chris condemned her over Twitter, alluding to a falling out between them, though blame for Lillie's actions was assigned instead to [[Arfoire]], a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] villain whom Chris also believed had been behind [[Jessica Quinn]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-30_9-36-57-png.626168/</ref> In a desperate final attempt to appease the troll community, Lillie partially leaked the [[All Star]] masturbation tape on 30 December, in exchange for being left alone and her mother not finding out about her Internet antics.<ref>http://archive.is/7NtgZ</ref> She concluded that day with another plea for trolls to stop texting her, offering to tell 'all about [Chris's] lovely adventures and set things straight' to anybody who messages her on Twitter.<ref>http://archive.is/5M6J9</ref><br />
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<gallery><br />
File:2018.12.31 - cow1.png<br />
File:2018.12.31 - cow2.png<br />
File:2018.12.31 - cow3.png<br />
File:2018.12.31 - cow4.png<br />
File:2018.12.31 - cow5.png<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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Satisfied that the Internet now seemed to be leaving her alone, Lillie finally posted the rest of [[All Star]] as a reward on New Year's Eve 2018, gloating:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|since idiots are starting to get a clue and leave me alone heres the rest. i dont care chris aint going to do shit to me becuase my mom will sue him}}<br />
<br />
This would backfire, as an unamused [[Kiwi Farms]] chose to target her in response for the release. Realising the newfound attention that she had [[Attraction Sign|attracted]] onto herself from All Star, Lillie frantically began back-pedalling on Twitter. Once again, she attempted to blame the [[Idea Guys]] for her deeds, but few were convinced: the overwhelming amount of context and framing that would have to have been done for little to no gain made such an explanation unacceptable. <br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Screenshot 20181231-120212 Twitter.jpg|"I only released ONE video."<br />
File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.12.31-20-28-42.png|A far cry from "i dont care chris aint going to do shit".<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
After this, nothing has been heard from the Teen Troon Squad; the remaining members dispersed before they could also be exposed. Their primary legacy is in implanting, or at least nurturing, the [[Dimensional Merge]] as a viable substitute in Chris's life for the [[Love Quest]] that the Idea Guys had brought to an end. Months after they broke all ties, Chris bemoaned on Lillie's birthday in [[September 2019]] that he had lost their company, and appealed for them to come back. It is however doubtful that they will ever return after experiencing the many side effects of trying to manipulating Chris.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:CWC-TTS1.jpg|From left, Devil, Chris, and Lukas.<br />
File:CWC-TTS2.jpg|Chris with Eva.<br />
File:Luka.jpg|As [[TSSSF]] cards.<br />
File:Devil.jpg<br />
File:Evachu.jpg <br />
</gallery></center><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris with Teen Troon Squad]]<br />
*[[Twitter#Leaks|Twitter Leaks]]<br />
*[[Teen Troon Squad chats]]<br />
*[[Dimensional Merge]]<br />
*[[Chris and reality]]<br />
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== References ==<br />
<references /><br />
{{Trolls}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
{{Articleofthenow}}<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]<br />
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'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2022]]'''. Chris will spend the month in [[jail]].<br />
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== Notable events ==<br />
* '''3 February''' - Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incest trial]] is pushed back by a third continuance.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=112013|post=11084359}}</ref><br />
* '''24 February''' - Chris [[birthday|turns 40]] in jail.<br />
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{{references}}<br />
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<div>'''January''' was the first month of '''[[2022]]'''. Once again, little of note happened, but more communications to and from jail leaked out over time.<br />
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==Notable events==<br />
* '''10 January''' - Chris [[Jail Call - 10 January 2022|is called]] while in jail, talking about [[COVID-19]] and the threat of global warming.<br />
* '''11 January''' - Chris [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|sends another phone call]] while in jail, in which Chris begs his followers to give [[Barbara Chandler|his mom]] or himself money.<br />
* '''13 January''' - Chris [[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|is called yet again]] in jail.<br />
* '''16 January''' - A chatlog from [[December 2019]], on Chris's [[December 2019 Watchmen leaks#Two Chrises dream|dream about his transgender self meeting his past self]], is leaked.<br />
* '''18 January''' - Chatlogs from [[March 2021|March]], [[April 2021|April]] and [[May 2021]], on Chris [[Masturbation discussions|discussing masturbation]] and his [[MKR_DMs#Car_trouble|car troubles]], are leaked.<br />
* '''19 January''' - A chatlog from [[January 2018]], [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]], is leaked.<br />
* '''24 January''' - Chris writes [[Jail Letter - 24 January 2022|yet another letter]] to [[Kenneth Englehardt]], who was only allowed to share one page.<br />
* '''29 January''' - Another [[Jail Letter - 19 January 2022|jail letter]] is received.<br />
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'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2022]]'''.<br />
<br />
== Notable events ==<br />
* '''3 February''' - Chris's criminal case for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] is scheduled to continue, should it not be pushed back by a third continuance.<ref name=ContinuanceDate>{{Cite farms|thread=105669|title=11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year}}</ref><br />
* '''24 February''' - Chris turns 40, a birthday he'll likely be spending in jail.<br />
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{{references}}<br />
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<div>{{ongoing}}<br />
<br />
'''January''' is the first month of '''[[2022]]'''. Chris will spend the entire month in jail. Once again, little of note happened, but more communications to and from jail leaked out over time.<br />
<br />
==Notable events==<br />
* '''10 January''' - Chris [[Jail Call - 10 January 2022|is called]] while in jail, talking about [[COVID-19]] and the threat of global warming.<br />
* '''11 January''' - Chris [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|sends another phone call]] while in jail, in which Chris begs his followers to give [[Barbara Chandler|his mom]] or himself money.<br />
* '''13 January''' - Chris [[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|is called yet again]] in jail.<br />
* '''16 January''' - A chatlog from [[December 2019]], on Chris's [[December 2019 Watchmen leaks#Two Chrises dream|dream about his transgender self meeting his past self]], is leaked.<br />
* '''18 January''' - Chatlogs from [[March 2021|March]], [[April 2021|April]] and [[May 2021]], on Chris [[Masturbation discussions|discussing masturbation]] and his [[MKR_DMs#Car_trouble|car troubles]], are leaked.<br />
* '''19 January''' - A chatlog from [[January 2018]], [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]], is leaked.<br />
* '''24 January''' - Chris writes [[Jail Letter - 24 January 2022|yet another letter]] to [[Kenneth Englehardt]], who was only allowed to share one page.<br />
* '''29 January''' - Another [[Jail Letter - 19 January 2022|jail letter]] is received.<br />
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<div>{{JesusPossession}}<br />
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On 24 January 2022, Chris sent an '''eleventh letter''' to [[User:PsychoNerd054/Kenneth Englehardt|Kenneth Engelhardt]] from jail.<br />
<br />
Chris's downward spiral continues as months of solitude in prison seem to have placed him into a far more delusional state than most assumed had been possible, even for him. Some highlights of this letter include:<br />
<br />
* Chris had written a specific part of the letter in blue, indicating that Kenneth is allowed to share this portion of the letter. Only this portion of this letter has been shared.<br />
** Additionally, Kenneth had attempted to white out the empty space between the blue writing on the page that is shared, likely to prevent anyone from reading what's on the back of the page through image manipulation.<br />
***Kenneth had appeared to have failed in this endevor, as some text appears to be legible on the back of the page. Chris indicates that by having any other portion of the letter shared, Kenneth is "betraying" him.<br />
* Chris clarifies that he never referred to Barb as an avatar of Emanuelle. Rather, she is a reincarnation of {{w|Merlin|Merlin the Magician}}.<br />
* Chris provides lore on both himself as Jesus and on Emanuelle.<br />
** Emanuelle changed genders when Chris was born as Jesus.<br />
** Emanuelle planted an ovum from her ovary into Barb long ago in order for Chris to be birthed later in 1982.<br />
** Emanuelle can change shape into any physical creature, even into a Sonichu.<br />
<br />
==Chris's Response==<br />
{{EnvelopeFront<br />
|sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu<br />
|address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy<br />
|county = Orange, VA<br />
|zip = 22960-2807<br />
|date = 24 Jan 2022<br />
|upperright = [picture of a bird]<br />
|centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg]]<br />
|center = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt <br />
}}<br />
{{quoteboxblue|<br />
To make clear with Everyone: I have never ever said nor felt my mom, [[Barb|Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu]], was a GOD of any sort, nor is she Emanuel, or even {{w|Mary, mother of Jesus|Virgin Mary}} reincarnated. If anything, Barbara is the reincarnation of {{w|Merlin|Merlin the Magician}}. But Emanuel, GOD above Gods, Was my Father when I was born in {{w|Bethlehem}} over 2022 years ago. [[Transgender|Emanuel had changed her gender to female in physicality and form over a century ago.]] Emanuel planted an ovum from her ovary into Barbara's ovary to attract me from my forward-and-back trip through Time after what happened with me in 1389 when the Universe was divided into my second physical birth on [[Chris's birthday|Febuary 24, 1982]] into this immortal Body of mine; with that, Emanuel is my Mother. I still am Half-[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], physically, due to my trip through the apex of the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] of [[2003]] between [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu Prime]] and [[Rosechu|Rosey Rosechu Prime]]. Remember Emanuel, herself, can change her physical form into ANY Creature, including a Sonichu form. Yet [[Pokemon|Arceus]], the First, Main one, was manifested from a piece of her.<br />
}}<br />
{{JailDisclaimer}}<br />
<br />
===Back of the letter===<br />
Despite Kenneth's best efforts, the backside of the letter is partially legible. Chris appears to castigate Kenneth for sharing a previous confidential letter and warns him that uploading this letter to the internet will constitute a serious act of betrayal:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxblue|<br />
<u>DO NOT</u> (...)<br><br />
<u>THIS LETTER ONLINE</u><br><br />
Hey, Kenneth.<br><br />
Firstly, so you know, (...) [[Angelica|Angelica Rosechu]] herself;<br><br />
not I, (...)<br><br />
a letter (...) Was Directly written by her. And she had asked<br><br />
you, kindly not to upload (...) letter online; (...) that you<br><br />
Had uploaded her letter, Kenneth, she felt really Betrayed<br><br />
when you did that, and Angelica Rosechu does not take<br><br />
betrayl lightly. And, (...) her Goddess (...)<br><br />
had struck (...)<br><br />
AWFUL Day you (...) [after?] uploading her letter when<br><br />
you were not supposed to; you brought (...) against<br><br />
yourself when (...)<br><br />
<br><br />
Upload This Letter and you Betray Me, Kenneth (...)<br><br />
shall not be (...) first time<br><br />
offense. (...)<br><br />
(...)<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Chris's references to Angelica suggest that the letter Chris is incensed about is [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|the 27 November 2021 letter]] discussing Barb's car accident, which Kenneth claims was written in the person of Angelica. Although Kenneth did not upload the letter to the Onion Farms, he did describe its contents and inadvertently revealed the names of some family members who were mentioned in the letter.<br />
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==Original scans==<br />
===Chris's Response===<br />
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File:Jan24LetterFront.jpg|Envelope<br />
File:Jan24LetterAllowedPage.png|Only page Kenneth was allowed to upload, distinguished by being written in blue ink<br />
File:Jan24LetterBack.jpg|Disclaimer<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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{{JailLetter}}<br />
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<div>On 19 January 2022, Chris sent a '''tenth letter from jail''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]].<br />
<br />
Some highlights of this letter include:<br />
<br />
*Chris rants about various misinformation being spread about him online, and attempts to recruit his many followers to avenge him for this.<br />
<br />
*Throughout the letter, Chris refers to himself as two separate entities: ("Christine Chan" and the the Goddess Blue Heart)<br />
<br />
*Kenneth had sent a set of drawings that he had made to Chris, all of which can be found in the gallery.<br />
<br />
*The drawings Kenneth sent him prompts Chris to give further guidelines on what can be considered canon in Sonichu fanworks:<br />
**The fanwork cannot contain any mention of the events that happened in Chris's life from August 1st onwards unless otherwise noted.<br />
**Chris must be a character in the fanwork to some degree. If he is not the main focus, he must be at least a supporting character.<br />
**Neither Chrises can be depicted as being overweight. Even mentioning it is not allowed.<br />
**A specific piece of lore must be considered when writing the fanwork, in that both Chrises were spiritually lost in 2010 until discovering themselves in 2014 and 2017/2018.<br />
**Chris sets very specific guidelines as to how to represent both Chrises' super powers and their superforms.<br />
**The fanwork cannot make Sonichu and Rosechu siblings or related by blood.<br />
**There cannot be any "INCEST WINCEST" between characters - "Thou Gutter Brains among my followers."<br />
**All drawings/writings for the fanwork must be between TV-Y7 and TV-14 in terms of content.<br />
**If a character has no visible genitals or nipples, as they are apparently hidden behind their fur, they can be drawn without clothing, but they must have fur. Clothing is optional for Pokemon species characters.<br />
<br />
*Chris has also notably rescinded any further invitations to the Sonichu Temple, as he has not received any phone numbers from the people he wanted to regain contact with ([[the Suitress]], [[The WCT]], and some [[Praetors]]).<br />
<br />
*Chris also specifies that Barb was actually his EARTH mother, while Emanuelle is his real mother. However, Christine Chan is not the direct daughter of Emanuelle.<br />
<br />
*Chris for some reason feels he needs to clarify that Sonichu Prime and Rosechu Prime are not Jesus, though a part of himeself has been implanted into the Pikachu and Rosechu that created them both respectively. He also claims that they are not siblings.<br />
<br />
*Chris also gives guidelines on how to donate money to him until he's sent back home, again not elaborating on how he plans on doing this. (All money must been put into a PO box)<br />
<br />
==Chris' Response==<br />
{{EnvelopeFront<br />
|sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu<br />
|address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy<br />
|county = Orange, VA<br />
|zip = 22960-2807<br />
|date = 24 Jan 2022<br />
|upperright = [picture of an American flag]<br />
|centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg]]<br />
|center = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt <br />
}}{{quotebox|Greetings Kenneth<br />
<br />
I have returned to my Body, once again, and I write personally, today, with a few messages of insights and wisdoms that as many as possible of my followers need to hear now.<br />
<br />
Mainly, word has become conscious a heard by my Body of a number of obvious false statements, even with fake, edited, “photographs”, But my Body and I both Know better an positively certain without any doubt the true facts and the outcomes. Awaken, my followers, for these hateful faking individuals mean only to instigate fans drama, and shock, upon you all to make thou prone and easier prey for the Demons, and to be messengers in relaying these to us to instill insecurity and lack of confidence. This is and shall never be the case with I and my Body, for we know better, and we instill this Truth and Light Power unto thee all to clear the Demons away as many as possible and keep the number of Toxic Ones Left Behind Low as so or lower.<br />
<br />
I Pray For and Bring Thee Better Lives in Neo Spirituality; Do Not let yourselves become blinded again by Demonics and Sinners.<br />
<br />
For if thou all are not able to discern Temptations Lies and Drama from what True and Fact, Ultimately, thou all wouldst be in deep shit and troubles, indeed.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Before closing, a fire more Guidelines for y’all’s written and drawn input for the Sonichu and Rosechu Books, BUT KNOW that nothing Any and All of thee contribute in extensive stories or short stories or tidbit thoughts, to reaffirm for Everyone’s Safety, including yours, ALL not manifested from my experiences and hands as of August 1, 2021, until further personal notice, are Absolutely not Canon with This Timeline and its set of Universes within, or my Book series, until after I personally read/view these over some time after Returning with my living and Safe Immortal Body, to our Home at the Sonichu Temple. On that, in better light of confirmations, I rescend my invitation to the temple for those I have not personally talked with, with their Phone Numbers to in my phone or Address Book. That being stated”<br />
<br />
- If I or Christine Chan are Not the central focus of thy stories, you may keep us in as Only Support or Background Characters in Active Duties and Work (She and I mainly Rest within Milliseconds of time with Full Recovery afterwards, and we both Actively meditate innately and consciously; We Are NOT Lazy)<br />
We DO Fight our Battles, Socialize, and Diplomatically Work, Actively and Respectively<br />
- Neither Christine Chan or I are overweight nor fat; There is Absolutely to be No Mention of either word, or Any implications thereof, in regards to us<br />
- Christine Chan and I, respectively were spiritually lost for a time, but She has Found Himself and come around in 2010, And I have starting from 2014, and 2017/2018, and even moreso in the past couples of years, now. Keep those details in mind when writing...}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|...of either Christine Chan or I.<br />
- I am the Goddess Blue Heart, complete with Goddess Form; Christine Chan is Not with God or Goddess Form, but she is Rank 3 (out of a common maximum of 5) Goddess, in general. Christine Chan has the Female Super Form (shown in “Sonichu” #11) when she Mega Evolves, or goes Super with 7 Chaos Emeralds or 7 Chaotic (S-Chu) Crystal Balls when in either her Human or Sonichu Form. I, hover, have the set typical SOnichu Mega/SUper Form, but my fur color becomes Lavender (and Brown for the back stripes and tail base and my Left Eye Orange and my Right Eye REd. I can also be in Goddess Form and Mega Evolve/Go Super, which that combination would even trump Wally/Flash’s and “Archie” Sonic’s Powers and Abilities, and then some (see the ”Death Battle” simulation of the two for more details.)<br />
- To state Again: while Barbara is my Earth Mom, the GOD Emanuel, is, in fact, my Mother (for your reference). Christine Chan is Not a direct child of Emanuel, however and oviously Not a Jesus Christ direct.<br />
- On that, Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime; Neither of them are Jesus Christ, directly, or whatnot. BUT, Divinely and Spiritually, as opposed to my Body being manifested from one of Emanuel’s Ovum that had been implanted into Barbara’s Ovary; A Piece of Myself had been implanted, respectively, into the Mother Pikachu and the Mother Raichu that gave birth to the pair of male-born Pichus that would become Sonichu and Rosey by the Chaotic Rainbow, and the collision with Super Sonic, in February, 2003 ***I tell you all Direct and True, Now, to clear this Detail up for Good:...}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Neither Sonichu Prime or Rosey Rosechu Prime are in Any Form Direct Siblings or Blood-Related, and that is the same in Relations between I or Christine Chan and ANY of the individual Sonichus and Rosechus, including the pair of Primes (Sonichu and Rosey): NO Direct or Blood Relation whatsoever. The Exact Same can be stated between Emanuel and I (in Present or Past Life): Emanuel was/is my Father/Mother, but not in direct blood relations, but in Divine Spirituality. Emanuel Is my Parent as much as I am the Parent of Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime. So, to be blunt: THERE WAS/IS ABSOLUTELY NO “INCEST WINCEST” BETWEEN Sonichu, Rosy, Christine Chan, and I IN ANY OF THIS SEXUAL RELATIONS<br />
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Thou Gutter Brains among my followers.<br />
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*And A Reminder to keep thy writings/drawings under between TV-Y7 and TV-14 Content Guidelines.<br />
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- Also, As Long As there is No Portrayl of genitals or nipples, since the species is fur-covered, anyway, ALL Clothing-Attired Sonichus and Rosechus may be drawn without clothing, but Never Without Their Fur. Clothing is optional among the individuals of the Pokemon Species.<br />
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- And refer to the previous letter from my Body for additional Guidelines.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|And, at present until my Body’s release from Jail safe return to the Sonichu Temple, any donations to the Inmate Account my Only be Made through Post Office Money Orders for Fastest Processing. In Other words, Go to your Local Post Office and address to me a the Jail’s address. Moneygram is Not Accepted, here.<br />
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That is All for No. I do not like to see Anyone of Food or Neutral either Fall into Toxic or Get Left Behind, so Moniter thy Choices and Actions and be conscious NOT to be temped or influenced by Demons. Keep That In Mind, Kenneth Engelhardt.<br />
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Stay Safe and Well.<br />
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Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandlery Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior and God of all.}}<br />
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'''January''' is the first month of '''[[2022]]'''. Chris will spend the entire month in jail.<br />
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==Notable events==<br />
* '''10 January''' - Chris [[Jail Call - 10 January 2022|is called]] while in jail, talking about [[COVID-19]] and the threat of global warming.<br />
* '''11 January''' - Chris [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|sends another phone call]] while in jail, in which Chris begs his followers to give [[Barbara Chandler|his mom]] or himself money.<br />
* '''13 January''' - Chris [[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|is called yet again]] in jail.<br />
*'''16 January''' - A chatlog from [[December 2019]], on Chris's [[December 2019 Watchmen leaks#Two Chrises dream|dream about his transgender self meeting his past self]], is leaked.<br />
*'''18 January''' - Chatlogs from [[March 2021]] and [[May 2021]], on Chris [[Masturbation discussions|discussing masturbation]], are leaked.<br />
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<div>On 10 January 2022, Chris got a '''call from jail''' from the Onion Farms user '''Zombo'''.<br />
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Some highlights of this call include:<br />
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*Chris briefly talks about global warming, and how it is affecting people during This Viral Event.<br />
*Chris attempts to give parenting advice for the caller regarding how he can help his kids during the COVID-19 pandemic.<br />
*The caller talks about plans to send Chris money.<br />
**In addition, Chris tells him to contact Kenneth Engldehardt by making an account on the Onion Farms.<br />
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==The Call==<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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<div>On 11 January 2022, Chris sent a '''second call from jail''' to the Onion Farms member '''Zombo'''.<br />
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Some highlights of this call include:<br />
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*Chris hints at the fact that he has attempted to be in contact with Barb regualarly. <br />
*Chris wants the caller to arrange a wellness check for Barb by calling the Greene County Sherrif's office.<br />
*Chris tells the caller to go to the Onion Farms to donate money to him, and contact Kenneth Englehardt.<br />
*Chris had once attempted to tell a Catholic group in New York to arrange a protest for him to get bailed out.<br />
*The caller asks for a Sonichu drawing<br />
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==The Call==<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I can hear you.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Hey, how you doin' today?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ahh, okay but not great, meh. *sigh* Okay, so I had to- (unintelligible) -twice today. Earlier today, around about 12 o' clock noon, and uh- sorry, this hour. <br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Hmm.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And, during both times, I tried calling Barbara- I tried calling Barbara's phone. So three times each, and... did not pick up.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Uh oh.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> You need my help with something?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I'm thinking- uhh, well I checked- I have the officer here, and these phones will not allow me to call 9-1-1. But I would feel better if someone actually went out- was able to go out and check on Barbara.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah, I can arrange a wellness check for her.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> *sigh* Okay, alright, first off, tell me what you would do at this point?<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Well, um, if you're worried that you can't get ahold of her, there's um- you can call the police station and you can say, "I need to do a wellness check on Barbara- Barbara Chandler," then you give them the address, and they'll send somebody out, and they'll check on her. If they don't get an answer at the door, they'll go in, they'll make sure everything's okay. And then they'll update me, or whoever reported to let them know that they're okay. So, that's something I've had to do before, um, so that's how I'm familiar with that process.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, I do- I do appreciate you being familiar with that, very much. Uh, but yeah, uh since I don't have any phone numbers, and I looked in the directory in the back of this inmate's handbook, they have a little bit of a small directory, but they only have addresses of these local legal facilities. No phone numbers. So yeah, I would appreciate if you would, uh, call the Greene County Sheriff's office and tell the staff to do a wellness check on my behalf.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah, I can absolutely do that, and is the address still the same?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> 14 Branchland? Okay, I think that's the one that's labeled "Sonichu Headquarters", right?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, that's right. (unintelligible) -but moreover, the Sonichu Temple.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Okay. Yeah, I can absolutely do that, and I'm getting ready- I just got my son home from school here, I did get a hold of, um, your contact. He is, um, the owner of that forum you were telling me about. He said he's gonna reach out to you and send you some money. He didn't give me a full confirmation, but he's got the message. And um, he has the information. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Wel- Well I- I thank you for reaching out again and I appreciate that.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah, no-<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Also, upon further insight, to let you know about why I told you to encourage your son to, right now, even during virtual learning is that it gives him physical contact over the information he is hearing and receiving, so that way, the information becomes more physical with him. <br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah, that's how I learn strangely enough, that's how I learn things too, just writing stuff down. It actually helps lock information and also, that's a great suggestion.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, anyway I'll let you go call the Ruckersville sheriff's office, then you take care of your son in the immediate moment. (?)<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah, yeah, no problem. I'm not in any rush right now, I just wanted to- before I let you go here, I just wanted to give you an update that I'm going to go, um, I'm going to have to mail out that money, it looks like, because it looks like um, it looks like the site is down again, so it might take a few days for that money to get to you. It seems like it took about four or five days for my letters to get to you last time, but I'm not sure. Maybe you can tell me?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well actually, are you doing cashier's check or postal money order? <br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah, so that's what I'm gonna do. Yep, and do I- do you know? Do I make that out to you, or do I make it out to the sheriff?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh, I think you make it out to me. But actually, I recommend you do a postal money order. That will get to be a lot faster.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, good.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That would be a lot faster than as opposed to a cashier's check, obviously.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Right. I'm getting ready to go up to Walmart and get a money order right now, so I just wanted to give you that update. Also, while I have you, do you have a minute to talk, or are you in a hurry?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I'm listening, I can- I have a moment.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Okay, um, I was just gonna say I was on that website you directed me to, Onion Farms, and it looks like there's quite a few people on there who are wanting to get more- including Kenneth, who are wanting to get more Sonichu comics? Is there any interest in doing anything like that? Is there any update you want me to give the people who want that stuff?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, every- I'll tell you what, on the Onion Farms, you can tell them as I told somebody else in a religious group, uh caths- a group of Catholics up in New York. Go ahead and start like a protest group to get my body and me out of jail legally.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Okay.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, it's essentially a protest.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Well I mean, yeah, that's, that's I think there is a movement of some kind because there is some interest- I didn't do a lot of digging on the site but people seem to be aware of your court date sometime in February.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, it was (unintelligible)- I'd put obviously I have not been able to do the write or draw comic book pages by the individual drawings. Of course everything is just continuing to happen as well, regardless of whether I do these comic books or not, but-<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Sure.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> -to let you know, as I work, in going to C-197 in (???) Earth, and of course I work with everybody, including Magi-Chan, and Iron Man, and Superman, and (???), and all them and everybody else. <br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Okay. Is there, um- so other than that, is there anything else that you'd like me to share with um, maybe those people in particular, or anyone else? Is there any other messages you want to get out? <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, well, I have a letter I'm gonna send out to (???) as soon as I get an envelope,<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Mmhmm.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, so obviously, there's information on that. But, uh, I guess for now, I'll leave that as the main information to have you relay to my people.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Okay, sure, no problem.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, well anyway, thank you again- <br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Hey, can I ask you for a favor though?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Certainly.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> If I send you this money, can I have a Sonichu drawing from you?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> *sigh* Yeah, I send you a Sonichu drawing, as soon as I can.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> That would be great, yeah.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> All right, I'll go ahead and make that phone call for you, um, and then I'll send you out that letter, and in my letter if I don't hear from you, I'll include the update.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Right. Thank you, thank you very-<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Alright.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Have a good day.<br />
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<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah, you have a great one. Have a great rest of your day.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Goodbye, now. [''hangs up'']<br />
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[[Category:Jail Calls]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Incest&diff=277653Incest2022-01-08T14:24:58Z<p>Ddcakes22: </p>
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<div>:''This page is about the affair itself. For the leaks in which Chris describes incestuous acts, see [[Incest call]] and [[Incest texts]]. For the subsequent legal consequences, see [[Jail Saga]]. For Chris's general stance on incest, see [[Chris and sex#Incest|here]].''<br />
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{{Protip|Chris is in jail for incest, not rape. Whether or not Chris's incestuous relationship with Barb was entirely consensual is not known for sure. Along with that, the root cause of it currently cannot be verified, and Barb's mental state at the time can merely be guessed at. While reports often claim that Barb has dementia, these claims are entirely unproven and are based on circumstantial evidence in begging videos, where she may be playing up her frailty to elicit pity for more money. In light of all of that, ''avoid calling Chris a rapist on this wiki unless this is proven''. Popular Christory is already muddled enough.}}<br />
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{{quote|[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents?]] Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.|Chris on [[Facebook]] in [[2016]]. Part of that statement would age poorly five years later.}}<br />
{{quote|You're supposed to say: "Turn me loose, you silly goose!" '''...You used to do that more flirtingly.'''|Chris while forcefully embracing [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}<br />
[[File:SoulBonding.jpg|thumb|An artist's interpretation of the act. ([[For Julie's Eyes Only|We can only imagine that Chris shouted "BARBAAAY!" at least once when this happened.]])]]<br />
For years, trolls had joked that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in his desperation to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]], would eventually turn to [[Barbara|his mom]] based on the fact that the two were constantly in close proximity to one another and Chris made a few off-putting comments about fetishizing her. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though – but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody.<br />
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Chris and Barb's '''incestuous affair''' most likely began on 27 June,<ref name=call>[[Incest call#Transcript]]</ref><ref name=walker/> but [[June 2021 social media posts|his social media presence in]] earlier in the month, may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house.<br />
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On 28 July 2021, during a call with [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke]], [[Honest Content|Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition]], also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris had discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her.<ref name=deviant>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris texts about incest with his mother]]</ref> He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's father [[Bob]], who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her {{w|G-spot}}.<br />
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Files were leaked to the public the following night,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/</ref>, and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July.<br />
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In early August, Chris was [[Jail Saga|arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and is currently being held without bail – pending trial]].<br />
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==Background==<br />
{{Dated|[[Lonely feelings]]}}<br />
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In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adulthood. It was keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris had used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.<br />
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Many Christorians have noted that potential hints or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as October 2015, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement for the [[pepper spray]] incident, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion.<ref>[[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing]]</ref> As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as [[Magi-Chan]], referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Furthermore, in August 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother in a Facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother".<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref> Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwi Farms that following the [[2014 house fire]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref><br />
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== The affair ==<br />
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On June 27, 2021, Chris began to engage in incest with his mother.<ref name=call/><ref name=walker>[[WCT DMs#New sweetheart]]</ref> Chris claimed he "approached her with care and caution," and that Barb even made the "first move."<ref name=call/><br />
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When pressed for details on the dirty deed, Chris has shown an unsurprising lack of [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] for his actions, stating that his actions were ordained by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus Himself]]. If anything, he was more upset that [[Null]] and other people ratted him out [[Honest Content|after he provided a recorded confession to a felony to complete strangers on the internet]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref><ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref><br />
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=== The gory details ===<br />
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{{Protip|[[Bella chats#Fabricated Chats|Texts purporting BDSM roleplay]] are fakes doctored by Bella. With that said, this list is still not entirely reliable, as details may vary and because Chris is [[List of Chris's Lies|typically not interested in honesty in these scenarios]].}}<br />
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In case you have some kind of morbid curiosity of how the incest could have went down, here is a list of "activities" that Chris had allegedly done to with his mother:<br />
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#'''Massages'''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Signature sex move]]</ref> - Presumably full body ones since it included her thighs (and her face for some reason); this is probably the same type of massage he gave to [[Mia Hamm]].<br />
#'''Kissing''' - Apparently did not involve tongues. <br />
#'''Outer Course''' - Rubbing her pussy with his fingers and hands, this happened at least twice before the next step, probably more.<br />
#'''Intercourse''' - By this, he means fingering her, it apparently hurt her when he did so.<br />
#'''Cunnilingus''' - Eating her out, [[Chris and his ego|claims he's good at it]]. No information about if she returned the favour. <ref name=deviant/><br />
#'''Penetration''' - Vaginal, apparently with the use of a condom, he proceeded to get himself tested for STI's afterwards anyway.<br />
#'''Cuddling''' - According to his letter from jail, Chris had supposedly "cuddled" with Barb in the times of incest.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref><br />
#'''Soul-Bonding and Healing''' - The same letter also shows him claiming that [[Emanuel]] told him to have sex with Barb in order to "heal" her and "cleanse her of her sins".<ref name=letter/> [[Bella]] would use this as a means of encouraging Chris to continue his activities in the leaked incest calls. In a later letter, Chris mentions that "Soul Bonding does not necessarily constitute sex" which implies that it ''can'' be.<ref>[[Jail_Letter_-_16_November_2021]]</ref><br />
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According to [[Null]], Chris had been buying large amounts of sex toys and lingerie from [[Adam & Eve]] for several months prior to committing his acts.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjmy3K7uT8</ref> Chris also stated that he had purchased negligee and claimed that Barb approved of the idea.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> What sex toys Chris potentially used, if any, is uncertain.<br />
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==Leaks==<br />
{{main|Incest call|Incest texts}}<br />
In the leaks, Chris admits that he and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.<br />
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{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. Then she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played with down there by hand.|Text message from Chris to an unknown troll.<ref name=deviant></ref>}} <br />
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}<br />
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]<br />
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The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillon Thomas.<ref name="admission">[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris confesses to Dillin Thomas]]</ref> It is believed by some that Bella may have doctored the audio itself to make Chris sound even worse as part of her plan to blackmail him, although Chris has admitted to multiple parties that he did several of the acts he spoke of in the audio that leaked.<br />
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Prior to the allegations being revealed to the public, Chris informed [[Null]] about the fact that he found a [[boyfriend-free girl]], although he wanted her identity to remain secret. He offered multiple hints about the identity of his new [[sweetheart]], but told Null that he wanted him to figure out who it was. Null was initially skeptical of the incest claims, since the [[Idea Guys]] previously coerced him into recording a (then untrue) statement that he had raped Barb, and believed that this could be another instance of similar manipulation. Null hypothesized that Chris was attempting to protect the identity of his new girlfriend by making up an elaborate lie, but eventually came to realize that Chris had been having frequent sex with Barb upon reviewing Chris's hints.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref><br />
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After this information eventually came to light, Chris indicated that it was "drama" and that he only intended to share the information to [[Messiah complex|test his followers]], who he trusted would not share the information to the public at large despite incest being illegal. This is ignoring, of course, that [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] had been planning on blackmailing him with this information as part of a long-term effort to get him to eventually kill himself. Of course, given that Janke is a [[Women's rights|woman]], and [[Null]], who eventually validated this information and tried to tell him about Janke's real intentions, is a [[JERKS|man]], Chris would later compare the latter to {{w|Judas Iscariot}} for "betraying" him by trusting him with such [[Honest Content]], despite the fact that Null had better intentions for Chris and was trying to give him a stable career path. [[Chris and remorse|Chris being Chris]], he seems to be more upset over the fact that [[Honest Content|trusting strangers with private information]] led to [[Jail Saga|serious, life-changing consequences for him]] than the idea that he may have caused harm to Barb, and as multiple [[jail letters]] show, he does not have guilt over the fact that he did something illegal.<br />
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<!--A screenshot was also leaked to the farms from a woman - apparently an autistic TikToker who was going to attend Everfree Northwest with Chris prior to the revelations of incest<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-563#post-9586962</ref>. The screenshot depicts Barb apparently masturbating, and is allegedly a screenshot from a video in which Chris and Barb engage in oral and digital sex<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-562#post-9586952</ref>.--><br />
===Consequences===<br />
{{Main|Jail Saga}}<br />
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest – sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. Chris was swiftly removed from his home by an Emergency Protective Order, then arrested the next day. In the wake of his charges, Chris was [[ban]]ned from [[Patreon]] and [[Tapas]]. Collaborators who had once worked with him withdrew, such as the band who released [[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]] pulling it from sale.<br />
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Since then, he has been held without bail in Central Virginia Regional Jail, awaiting trial.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Press release]</ref> If Barb consented, she could be charged as a willing participant. If Barb did ''not'' consent, as some have speculated that she may be incapable of that, Chris's potential sentence could be significantly longer given the severity of a rape charge.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and sex]]<br />
*[[Chris and the law]]<br />
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]<br />
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]<br />
*[[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]]<br />
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==References==<br />
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[[File:Bronycon2019-20.jpg|thumb|350px|Chris meets the cast of the ''Grand Galloping Gala'' show.]]<br />
'''BronyCon 2019''' was the final iteration of the annual convention for fans of ''[[My Little Pony]]''. The convention took place between 1 and 4 August 2019 at the Baltimore Convention Center. Unfortunately for Chris, despite [[My Little Pony Protests|his best efforts to counter the inevitable]], both his favorite animated series and his favorite convention would draw to a close in such a short timespan.<br />
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Most notably at this convention, Chris discovered [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]], a fan-made shipping card game. Once the convention was over, he would begin posting his own fan-made cards on [[Twitter]] – becoming the successor of his [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals#Custom Pokémon Cards|custom Pokémon cards]] and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards|Yu-Gi-Oh! cards]].<br />
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==Funding==<br />
{{quote|My Main Plan with Two Friends who HAD Reserved a room for us three, and had their passes; they fell off the Communications Map On Me!!!|After Sarah and Steve ghost him, Chris is back to begging<ref name=sarah>[[July 2019 social media posts#Chris will attend BronyCon, still needs cash]]</ref>}} [[Sarah and Steve]] had originally planned to share a room with Chris, but they pulled out, leaving Chris to appeal for $600 to cover costs.<ref name=sarah></ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5103999</ref> On 14 July, some [[ween]] gave him the whole amount, and on 30 July, he confirmed on YouTube that he would attend the entire four days in his [[General BronyCon Announcement.]]<br />
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==Cosplay==<br />
In July, Chris teased his attire for next month's BronyCon in two tweets.<ref>[[July 2019 social media posts#Chris leaves a mystery]]</ref><ref>[[July 2019 social media posts#Chris Makes a Pokégear]]</ref> Kiwi Farms soon deciphered that Chris would be cosplaying as [https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Kris_(game) Kris], the female selectable protagonist of the video game ''Pokémon Crystal''. Considering Chris's [[Hair#Tomgirl hair|usual hack jobs when it comes to hair dye]], achieving such seaweed color would not prove too much of a challenge.<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
File:SuicuneClue.jpg|Suicune in [[Pokémon GO]].<br />
File:CWC Pokegear construction.jpg|<s>K</s>- Chris's Pokégear.<br />
File:Kris Pokemon Crystal.png|What Chris was aiming for.<br />
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It should be noted that for the duration of the convention, Chris wore a metal wire on his forehead, shaped to resemble the [[Commodore]] logo, which represents his [[CPU Blue Heart]] alterego.<br />
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==Day 1==<br />
In the early hours of 1 August, Chris made the journey to Baltimore, leaving at around 6:15 local time (EST) and arriving at around 10:45. The journey took Chris and [[Son-Chu]] about 4 hours and 30 minutes. At the convention itself, as a [[Patreon#Chris as a patron|long time pledger of voice actor, Michelle Creber's Patreon]], Chris joined her private Patreon party.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris settles in]]</ref><br />
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===Shoutout to a fan===<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> 3, 2, 1.<br />
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<font color="#800000">'''Cameraman:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hi, Jacob! This is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from [''mispronounces''] BronyCon. Here's to you being a good fan of mine. Cheers [''raises mug to camera''] with a home mug of sarsaparilla.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:ChrisHeadsOut.jpg|Chris sets off for Baltimore<br />
File:Bronycon2019-2.jpg|Arriving at the Con<br />
File:Chriswithbensaint.png|With [[Ben Saint]]<br />
File:Bronycon2019-1.jpg|With a fan<br />
File:Bronycon2019-3.jpg|An eerie foreshadow?<br />
File:Bronycon2019-4.jpg|Chris [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|pulls a bird]]<br />
File:Bronycon2019-5.jpg<br />
File:Bronycon2019-6.png<br />
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File:Bronycon2019-8.jpg<br />
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==Day 2==<br />
On Day 2, Chris dusted off his old [[unicorn cosplay]], and met voice actor, Andrea Libman.<br />
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===All Star 3.0===<br />
That morning, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Jasonfan89 captured some covert footage within the convention:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|He's at some kinda arcade doesn't he play enough [[Chris and video games|vyda]] at home?<br />
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{{#ev:youtube|v=CL0Mgjz14YI}}<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5102816</ref>}}<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|He's playing some kinda Tetris game I overheard someone say he's kiklink it casue well...he is what did you expect from someone who's had 30 odd years of practice<br />
[[File:Bronycon2019-9.jpg|200px]]<br />
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Sorry for the crappy pics I'm keeping a low profile<br />
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Also fuck no I didn't spend money on this fuck fest<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5102889</ref>}}<br />
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Eventually, they captured a video of Chris while [[All Star|Smash Mouth's ''All Star'']] plays in the background. At first, Chris seems reluctant to join in with the singalong – perhaps, due to his [[Idea Guys|previous association with the song]]; however, from 0:54 onwards, he can be heard singing:<br />
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===Birthday message===<br />
Chris recorded a birthday shoutout for the rapper, Billy the Fridge:<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You ready?<br />
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<font color="#404040">'''Cameraman:'''</font> All right.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hi, Billy. This is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from BronyCon. You be an awesome dude, and you have an awesome day. You're better off than [''deepens voice''] [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|BillyWitchDoctor.com]]. He don't like... giant chicken. [''laughs'']<br />
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The video was later used in a YouTube Poop-style video, as part of [https://youtu.be/LwBZdoqAYCM Billy the Fridge's birthday livestream].<ref>Chris' clip can be seen at 4:39 and is also addressed at 12:00.</ref> <br />
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===From The Matrix to Silence of the Lambs Panel===<br />
On the evening of day 2, Chris attended the ''From The Matrix to Silence of the Lambs: Movies in Pony Voices'' panel,<ref name=website>https://bronycon2019.sched.com</ref> which saw YouTube voice actors reenact famous movie scenes as ''MLP'' characters. Throughout the video, Chris is seen constantly fidgeting like a bored child:<br />
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===Grand Galloping Gala===<br />
That night, Chris attended the ''Grand Galloping Gala'' concert. In summary, the concert was a blend of dancing and Broadway style performances by a troupe of actors/cosplayers who play the main characters of the animated series. Concertgoers also witnessed a brony marriage proposal.<ref name=proposal>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5105272</ref><br />
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Jasonfan89 chipped in once again:<br />
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Following the concert, Chris participated in a photoshoot with the cast.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Bronycon2019-19.jpg|All that clutter but no [[Anime Mid-Atlantic#2005|24-pack of Pepsi]]<br />
File:Bronycon2019-18.jpg|[[:File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|"Two Meta-Types together."]]<br />
File:Bronycon2019-10.jpg|"CWC was leaning so hard on me I almost fell over"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5104425</ref><br />
File:Bronycon2019-11.jpg|Found on /mlp/<br />
File:Bronycon2019-25.jpg|Ditto<br />
File:Bronycon2019-12.jpg|Dab<br />
File:Bronycon2019-16.jpg|<br />
File:Bronycon2019-15.jpg|"Actually doing a panel right now and look whose in line to ask a question"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5106851</ref><br />
File:Bronycon2019-17.jpg|Chris gifts [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] to a Brony artist<br />
File:Bronycon2019-14.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]|Chris witnesses a marriage proposal at the ''Grand Galloping Gala''<ref name=proposal></ref><br />
File:Bronycon2019-43.jpg|Meeting a fan at the GGG<br />
File:Chris_at_bronycon_2019.jpg|With a fan.<br />
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==Day 3==<br />
===TF2 Analysis Anarchy Panel===<br />
On the Saturday morning, Chris attended the [[TF2 Analysis|TF2 Analysis Anarchy]] panel—composed of several brony analysts who had [[Twitter#Blocks|blocked]] Chris back in [[January 2019|January]]—where he witnessed Mad Munchkin being proposed to. Chris appears behind the man in the wheelchair, slightly to his left (the vibrant pink Night Star plushie is a giveaway). Notably, Chris can be heard trying to get the attention of the panel by making a childish quip at 0:17, and recurring [[Cherokean Chant|high-pitched screams]] (especially 3:31) as the audience celebrates the newly-engaged couple:<br />
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Chris later recapped the moment:<br />
{{quotebox|I was in the audience when that happened! Now I can say something about it! I congratulated the couple on the way out, and my screams were amongst those recorded there. Yay!<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Mad Munchkin wedding proposal]]</ref>}}<br />
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===Pony Origins Panel===<br />
[[File:Bronycon2019screenie.jpg|thumb|400px|Creator meets creators.]]<br />
At the ''Pony Origins'' panel, Chris came face-to-face with the ''true original creators'', Bonnie Zacherle and Lauren Faust of the [[Wikipedia:My Little Pony (TV series)|80s cartoon]] and ''Friendship is Magic'', respectively.<ref name=website></ref><ref name=origins>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5108574</ref><br />
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Jasonfan89 reported in:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[The hosts] asked the guys who watches [[Sailor Moon|sailor Moon]] he raised both arms<br />
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[[File:Bronycon2019-26.jpg|200px]]<ref name=origins></ref>}}<br />
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During the Q&A, Chris went on to ask Lauren Faust about whether she had planned to include [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], one of the 80s human characters in the most recent iteration of the show:<br />
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The following livestream clip captures the full response:<br />
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<center>'''Alternative footage:''' [https://youtu.be/Zs_xAVjNA_s] [https://youtu.be/-vHmM8JsGK8]</center><br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hi, Lauren. Hey y'all. All right, first. I just want to say: Thank you for all your shows. Aside from ''MLP'', [''rock on gesture''] love ''The Powerpuff Girls''!<br />
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[''Applause'']<br />
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<font color="#9932CC">'''Lauren Faust:'''</font> Thank you.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And this'll lead into my question [?], beginning from G1. About like, you know, the human characters, especially [http://mylittlewiki.org/wiki/Megan_and_Sundance Megan], and the relationship between the humans and the ponies. Uhh... Did you just think about wanting to do that originally for G4 in the earlier phases, or did it just kinda like–uhh, it was rejected initially, or [''unintelligible''] it all, and then later figured out for like, ''Equestria Girls''?<br />
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<font color="#9932CC">'''Lauren Faust:'''</font> You know, I... umm–Early on in the development process, I had considered that Hasbro might ask me to bring in Megan, because you know, working in the animation business, I was kind of anticipating like oh [''jazz hands''] "girls can't relate to horses, they need to have a person to talk to and relate to. So you need to have a person in the story."<br />
So, I was expecting them to do that. They never did. Like, not even once. But, I did have a little snippet of an idea to bring Megan in for like maybe a special or something like that. It was a very brief idea that might have just been like a one shot idea. But I didn't need it, so I didn't really flesh it out [''chuckles''].<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah. Well, at least it brought–at least it all brought out in ''Equestria Girls''. [''very sincere''] Thank you.<br />
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<font color="#9932CC">'''Lauren Faust:'''</font> Sure.<br />
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[''Applause'']<br />
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Looking back on the event:<br />
{{quotebox|And now, with a [[Magic stones|piece of lovely quartz]], Lauren Faust has a copy of [[Sonichu 12-9|Nightstar’s Book]] too. I asked her about G1 Megan and the symbolance/relationship between Equestrians/Ponyville Residents and Humans and Human-Types.<ref name=review>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5119653</ref>}}<br />
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===Meeting Nicole Oliver===<br />
[[File:ChrisTF2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris meets Princess Celestia.]]<br />
Later that day, Chris went to the meet and greet of voice actress, Nicole Oliver. For $30 worth of [[Monthly tugboat|Tugboat]], Chris received Oliver's autograph—done on [[Chris and art|one of his drawings]]—and they both posed for a photo together.<ref>[https://bronycon2019.sched.com/event/T4z7/autograph-session-nicole-oliver According to the Con's schedule]</ref><ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris meets Princess Celestia]]</ref><br />
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Having failed to learn the lesson from the [[Tabitha St. Germain]] block, Chris shared his photo in a tweet tagging Nicole Oliver, which resulted in a surge of ween comments. This prompted the voice actress to voice her opinion against online harassment in a separate tweet; it is undeniable that she was alluding to Chris:<br />
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{{quoteboxwhite|It has come to my attention that some of you are commenting on a picture I took with a fan. People are alleging this fan is responsible for certain behaviours. I do not CONDONE any disrespectful behaviour. Period. It has no association to me. <br />
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Peace & love everyone.<br />
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Xo ☀️<ref>https://twitter.com/mouthnoize/status/1157832836675768320</ref>}}<br />
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[[September 2019|One month later]], Chris would [[Spirit possession|convey]] as [[Magi-Chan]] that during their meeting, he reassured the voice actress that she would be bound to voicing one character for a little longer than she hoped:<br />
{{quoteboxpurple|And Celestia and Luna are a long way from retiring. As @CPU_CWCSonichu has personally told @mouthnoize at BronyCon, “The Reirement [''sic''] is not in.”<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris spoke to VA about the Pony Protests]]</ref>}}<br />
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In an [[August 2020]] leak, it was revealed that Nicole Oliver eventually blocked Chris on Twitter.<ref>[[:File:NicoleOliverTwitter.jpg]]</ref><br />
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===BronyPalooza===<br />
BronyPalooza was a recurring all-night concert, featuring several musicians of the brony community.<ref name=website></ref> After enjoying Creber's Patreon party on the Thursday, Chris made an appearance during her Saturday BronyPalooza gig. Chris can be seen at regular intervals during the first two hours of the video, but is especially recognizable at 1:15:33, brandishing his [[Night Star]] plushie:<br />
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A [https://youtu.be/V6SgDdhwDdc video with an alternative camera] also shows Chris' plushie.<ref>For example, at 1:05:01</ref><br />
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While the concert was ongoing, Chris snapped some photos and shared them on Twitter:<br />
{{quotebox|@ChuuChuuRocket, Nightstar’s Jammie’ with #CreberBrown!<br />
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<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris parties with Night Star]]</ref>}}<br />
It is unknown whether Chris remained at the concert after Creber's set ended.<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
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File:Bronycon2019-27.jpg<br />
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File:Bronycon2019-29.jpg|Chris reunites with his [[gal pal]] from [[BronyCon 2018]]...<br />
File:Bronycon2019-30.jpg|...and gifts her a life-size [[S-Chu Ball]]<br />
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==Day 4==<br />
On the final day of the convention, Chris met an old foe, and paid another $30 to meet voice actor, Rebecca Shoichet.<br />
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===Dining with bronies===<br />
According to a user of [[4chan]]'s /mlp/ board, on the Sunday, they joined Chris to ride in Son-Chu and have dinner together:<ref name=4chan>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34106350</ref><br />
{{quoteboxred|[[File:bronycon2019-40.jpg|left|100px]] I got to eat dinner on Sunday with Chris and rode in Barb's van}}<br />
{{quoteboxred|[[File:bronycon2019-41.jpg|left|100px]] Oh no, Barb wasn't there, Chris was driving.<br />
Also, sorry about the rotation, something fucked up when I posted. But yeah, this is Barb's van because the [[Son-Chu#Ford Focus|old car got totaled or something]]}}<br />
{{quoteboxred|Well, we went to a burger joint and ate burgers. Chris showed us the Sonichu binder and some new age Crystal and we just chilled and talked. I said to drive safe because he headed home afterwards, but apparently there was a [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|fender bender or some shit]]. It was actually really interesting.}}<br />
{{quoteboxred|By no means, but he was very calm and in a good mental state this year at the con. Last year he was talking about the [[Dimensional Merge|dimensional merge]] a lot, but a lot of the crazy shit that happens with Chris is the machinations of trolls. Still kind of out there, but I'm happy he was having a good time. I'm not gonna whiteknight him, he's done some pretty bad stuff in the past and the autism is no excuse, but it was an interesting experience to meet such an internet legend. Hopefully he keeps himself out of trouble.}}<br />
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The /mlp/ user found his post on Kiwi Farms and elaborated on the experience:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5139835</ref><br />
{{quoteboxred|[[File:bronycon2019-44.jpg|left|120px]]Alright, so we went to a burger place for dinner, recommend to Chris by someone. Chris didn't smell, or at the very least I was [[Alcohol|drunk]] enough not to notice (definitely not nearly as bad as some other people at the con though, she was tolerable). At dinner, Chris talked a lot about Sonichu and a crystal she had, seems like it was some new age beliefs about magic in the crystals or something. We made small talk about the con, and I was talking with several people. One of the guys at the table ordered his burger with ghost pepper cheese, and Chris mentioned something about it, maybe having eaten it before. It was an interesting experience and overall Chris seemed pretty alright during it. I told her to drive safe before we parted our ways, but I guess that didn't work out. I'm not here to talk mad shit or anything, but my brother is pretty interested in Chris chan despite being a normie so I figured I'd get some pictures and I got more than I really bargained for.}}<br />
{{quoteboxred|He was prompted to speak about Sonichu at the table, and was showing us the binder he brought around. I believe he talked about some of the lore, but I really am not as familiar with it as I used to be. [[BronyCon 2018#Day 0|@Jaiman]] might be a better source on it, since he was there as well and probably could go into more detail.}}<br />
{{quoteboxred|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the con center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokémon GO|Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights. I knew a guy who used to do that and IMO it can lead to distracted driving. Hopefully that is not something that happens normally with Chris.}}<br />
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===Gallery===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:ChrisMeets4Chan.jpg|Still at it, [[4-cent_garbage.com|ten years later]]<br />
File:Bronycon2019-35.jpg<br />
File:ChrisAndRebecca.jpg|Meet and greet with Rebecca Soichette [''sic'']<br />
File:Bronycon2019-33.jpg|The plushie purchases keep on coming<br />
File:Bronycon2019-34.jpg<br />
File:Bronycon2019-36.jpg<br />
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==Unknown date==<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Bronycon2019-42.jpg|Either Day 1 or 4<br />
File:Bronycon2019-39.jpg|Day 3 or 4<br />
File:Bronycon2019-45.jpg|With [[Midnight Moonflower]] (second from right)<br />
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==Souvenirs and autographs==<br />
On 6 August, Chris posted a thread on Twitter, showing off his haul from BronyCon.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris' BronyCon loot]]</ref> To say that Chris bought a lot of merchandise would be a severe understatement:<br />
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*[[:File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|Andrea Libman]], Nicole Oliver and [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page19.jpg|Rebecca Shoichet]] autographs<br />
*" " " meet and greet prints<br />
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|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul2.jpg|200px]]</center><br />
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*[[TF2 Analysis|Team KP]] autographs<br />
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*[[TF2 Analysis#List of people Chris has been blocked by|Lightning Bliss]] and [[Patreon#Chris as a patron|Silver Quill]] autographs<br />
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|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul4.jpg|200px]]</center><br />
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*[[Mad Munchkin]] autograph<br />
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*Flower retrieved from [[:File:CMC Drawing.jpg|Michelle Creber]] at her [[Patreon#Chris as a patron|Patreon party]]<br />
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|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul6.jpg|200px]]</center><br />
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*Pin from [[TF2 Analysis|Keyframe]]<br />
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*A literal quill from Silver Quill<br />
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*Various buttons<br />
*Various CDs from brony musicians<br />
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*Animation cell from ''MLP'' G2 ([[:File:ChrisNewArt1.jpg|later used for a TSSSF card]])<br />
*G2 Firefly drawing<br />
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*Sailor and Mona Pia plushies<br />
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*Rainbow Dash/[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] poster<br />
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*[[Slow-in-the-minds|Derpy]] poster<br />
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*Twilights poster<br />
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*More prints<br />
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*[[:File:Bronycon2019-17.jpg|Choco Pony]] autograph<br />
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|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul16.jpg|200px]]</center><br />
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*''More'' plushies<br />
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*''Midnight Mares'' poster<br />
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|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul18.jpg|200px]]</center><br />
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*[[TSSSF]] Core and ''Equestria Girls'' Deck<ref name=review></ref><br />
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|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul19.jpg|200px]]</center><br />
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*Various prints of characters<br />
*Rainbow Dash toy<br />
*[[Guitar Hero|''MLP'' guitar picks]]<br />
*''MLP'' blind bag toy<br />
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==Aftermath==<br />
In closing, since his [[BronyCon 2017|first attendance in 2017]], BronyCon has left an overall positive impact on Chris. The conventions were one of the few places where mindsets such as his are normalized, as their target audiences are typically a melting pot of [[Autism|like-minded people]]. BronyCon was a setting which provided a brief escape from his [[Jacob Sockness|various problems back in Ruckersville]], and being a [[troll]]-free safe space, has also allowed Chris to filter the positive attention he receives from fans; Chris claimed that in 2019, he was approached by "200 awesome and kind individuals."<ref>August 2019 social media posts#Chris is happy about how BronyCon went]]</ref><br />
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===Friendship is Magic ends===<br />
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[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris isn't pleased.]]<br />
BronyCon has been the catalyst in several noteworthy events in the [[2010s|late 2010s]]: The 2017 convention gave Chris the much-needed motivation to commence work on his next issue of ''Sonichu''; albeit, it was a [[Sonichu 12-9|''MLP'' fanfiction]] which happened to be part of his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book canon]]. After [[BronyCon 2018]], he began engaging with members of the brony analyst community—several of which were present at Baltimore—which ultimately led to the [[TF2 Analysis|Twitter Block saga]] and his Soft Exile on social media.<br />
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Returning his homelife after BronyCon 2019, Chris resumed [[My Little Pony Protests|his ''My Little Pony'' protest campaign]] and demanded Hasbro for a renewal of the series to at least Season 14. On 12 October 2019, the finale of ''Friendship of Magic'' aired, leaving Chris in vehement denial. As of [[November 2019]], he refused to watch it, and instead chose to send a barrage of ranting tweets to both Hasbro and anybody mentioning it. Despite other media picking up where the show left off, including ''My Little Pony: Pony Life'' (which is essentially G4.5 of the franchise) and the IDW comic series,<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Not this GO! Crap]]</ref><ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris complains about the MLP comics]]</ref> Chris refuses to acknowledge these as any form of canon because it doesn't conform to [[C-197|his existing fantasy world]]. As of [[July 2020]], ''Pony Life'' has aired to lukewarm reviews, but Chris remains committed to his boycott.<br />
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===BABSCon===<br />
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With the departure of BronyCon, Chris latched onto the next well-regarded convention in the USA, BABSCon. BABSCon is also a yearly convention; however, it is instead based in the San Francisco Bay Area.<br />
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By [[November 2019]], Chris had organized tickets and accommodation to the event;<ref>[[Discord#BABScon_plans]]</ref>; however, in early [[2020]], the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]] started, forcing BABSCon to cancel the event. In response, Chris declared that the coronavirus was [[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic|totally not a big deal]]. Unable to cope with his disrupted calendar, in [[April 2020|April]], Chris "swapped bodies" with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to attend the convention in Dimension C-197.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> The [[May 2020|next month]], "Sonichu" would attend the online equivalent in Dimension 1218.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#BABScon is online]]</ref><br />
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In [[December 2020]], BABSCon announced that they were canceling the 2021 convention, again due to the Covid-19 pandemic. Chris [[Coping|responded with a cryptic tweet]], saying "The Merge is On." <ref> [[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]</ref> Provided the pandemic is under control by [[April 2022]], the convention will take place, [[Jail Saga|but Chris is preoccupied with other matters and will be unable to attend]].<br />
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==References==<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5115238 Unverified account on Day 4] from [[Kiwi Farms]]<br />
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[[Category: Conventions]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_22_December_2021&diff=276545Jail Letter - 22 December 20212022-01-02T14:41:24Z<p>Ddcakes22: </p>
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<div>On 22 [[December 2021]], Chris sent a '''letter from jail''' to the Kiwi Farms user '''Spamton G. Spamton'''. <br />
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This letter contains Chris's "Updated Ten Commandments".<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=109089/|}}</ref><br />
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==Letter written to Chris==<br />
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On 30 July 2021, Spamton wrote about the contents of his letter as follows:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|I'm not entirely sure where else I should go for this, so I'll just throw this out in the open along with a question. Recently, I've been writing letters to various prisoners (unrelated) for the holidays. Usually there's very little support for those who are incarcerated, regardless of whether they're guilty or innocent. So, oftentimes prisoners will end up feeling rather isolated and discontent, which increases their chances of reoffending. The nature of the letters I've thus far sent are religious in nature, as visiting the imprisoned is a work of mercy.<br />
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This leads me to my main point and question: I sent a letter to Chris for the holidays. I wrote to him primarily about the nature of prayer and his general circumstances in prison. I was not expecting him to write back at all, but lo and behold I managed to receive a reply from Chris. I'm a lurker at heart and not actively involved in the site itself; however, I feel an obligation to post the letter onto the site. The only issue is that I don't have the privileges to do that. So my question is if there's someone who has the ability to post threads who would be willing to share it onto the site? Or alternatively should I just dump the letter's contents in this thread so it can be reposted?<br />
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Again, I'm new and don't really understand how the infrastructure of the site works, nor who to contact for CWC related stuff specifically. If proof of some kind is needed, I have it. If there was a better place to post this, I apologize. I'm not really sure where else to go and I have an obligation to share this information with the rest of you.}}<br />
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When told to post his letter on a thread, he replies as follows:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|This was likely the best option anyways. For reference, the "JMJ" Chris credits as a writer in the letter was attached to the top of my letter sent. It literally stands for "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" and is used in primarily Catholic circles and letters. The SWC is a charity organization that is an irrelevant party. Anything blacked out is personal information of some kind, just for context. I will not include the envelope itself, as there's nothing new or relevant on it.<br />
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That's all from me, your pal, Spamton.}}<br />
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==Chris's Response==<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
(Many Spiritual Greetings)<br />
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:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::December 22, 2021<br />
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::1 (Chris Cross) (Chris Cross) 2021<br />
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(Numerology)<br />
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<nowiki>1+(2x5)+1=12=3</nowiki><br />
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Gala falani, ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛, and all of JMJ, SWC, ⬛⬛⬛<br />
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I have recieved your kind letter, and I am thankful to count you, ⬛⬛⬛, as the 62nd Good/Neutral individual who has expressed genuine good vibrations.<br />
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To address your letter, thou hath not told me anything I have long already Known and Foreknown. I tell you true and authentic that Everything I Know and have long Foreknown has come from the higher information, Truths, and insights of Emanuel (GOD above Gods; formerly my Father, but is my Mother after her physical form change nearly a century ago by her own personal volition), the literal local Cosmos, Akashic Records, Heavies + Links and Connections with the Original Universe Core in Universe [[C-197]], and the recently reactivated (copy of the above original) Universe Core of the mostly fully transitioned Universe 1218, here, as well as the entire Multiverse, Multitimelines, and Beyond, and then some. And I get all this into this one God Body of mine through constant, innate 24/7/365+1 literal and active Meditations, as well as conscious greatest Meditations. I also work Out—of-body in Astral (Light-to-Flesh Transmogrification) Manifestation with Emanuel, the other Gods and Goddesses, All the Angels, the overpowered and regular Superheroes, as well as those closest tome of my Nation of Cwcville, including my beloved Magi-Chan Sonichu. And absolutely no one of aural vibrational negative/Toxic Components within. And, for your reference in my writing, (scribble) ->}} <br />
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{{quotebox|that I tell you in full Divine Knowledge and Truth, Ultimate, that all of you may, also, Meditate Deeply to verify for yourselves... <br />
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... I, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, am the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this One Body of mine is the ̷O̷n̷e̷ God Body, and I am literally the One fll reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, Bethlehem-Born, Jerusalem, child of Emanuel, ressurected [sic] from the Cross Death, Immortal (Physically) himself. I͟ ͟a͟l͟s͟o͟ ͟r͟e͟c͟o͟m͟m͟e͟n͟d͟ ͟l͟o͟o͟k͟i͟n͟g͟ ͟u͟p͟ ͟m͟y͟ ͟r͟e͟c͟e͟n͟t͟ ͟h͟a͟n͟d͟-͟w͟r͟i͟t͟t͟e͟n͟ ͟l͟e͟t͟t͟e͟r͟s͟ ͟t͟h͟a͟t͟ ͟h͟a͟v͟e͟ ͟b͟e͟e͟n͟ ͟u͟p͟l͟o͟a͟d͟e͟d͟ ͟o͟n͟l͟i͟n͟e͟ ͟f͟o͟r͟ ͟m͟o͟r͟e͟ ͟w͟r͟i͟t͟t͟e͟n͟ ͟d͟e͟t͟a͟i͟l͟s͟.<br />
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You may also confirm this to be Fact, because in recent months and days, everything has been in form with what was foretold, popularly, in the scriptures, especially Malachi chapters 3and [sic] 4, as well as from within your own respective personal visions and enlightenments of right now and recently. I have also manifested more Chaotic Rainbows recently, and as early as 2012, through the 1218's Sun's sunspots, Square Rainbows and Solar Flares, the Moon's Lunar fullness and Rainbows, Rainbows emmitted [sic] from the Night stars, and Auroraborialice [sic] (the Northern Lights) have recently spanned more than Half ot this Earth, and the Many, Many, Singular and Multiple Rainbows in the sky; ALL of them manifested from the Energies of the Chaos and Master Emerals, the Chaotic Crystal (S-Chu) Balls, and the Ultimate Rainbow Emerald, and my Body and Soul are the Conduits, central. Also, the number of 1218 Earth's Human Population suddenly ALL downloading Massive amounts of information and truths from the Akashic Records, as well as sunddely being More Open for us Gods and Goddesses and Religions, regardlessn, and moreso than the typical, of the Holidays. Not to mention the sudden speaking in foreign tongues, including the Akashic and older Hebrew languages, and the sudden popular individual Rituals among the Neurotpicals that include circle-marching/spinning, bird-mimicry, and so forth. ->②}}<br />
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{{quotebox|② In any case, all these and the other events, signs, And Cosmic, Universe, Timeline, and Energy Shifts, are the precussors [sic] to my near-future Second Coming and Shifting the Collective of the Majority of 1218's Earth's Human Population (consisting of the Good and the Neutral ones) and selected Buildings, Possessions, Statues, Structures, and Artifacts, NOT to Heaven (Heaven Realm is literally no larger than an average Metropolis on Earth, and mainly serves as a Transitional Hub between Reincarnated Lives and whatnot; there is No Way BILLIONS of individuals' Bodies and Souls would fit and safely occupy there), but to Universe C-197's Earth, after which will fully recombine to the total Universe, Original, 1C-211987, and Leaving Behind the Toxic Minority to Burn on this doomed former (copy) Earth (scribble) in 1218.<br />
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I also bring up the Popular and recent Increase of Dreams in Everyone of this Earth featuring the sights and visuals of:<br />
- TWO Suns over the Earth Burning off Massively HOT and Toxic Gasses [sic] intolerable to Most and Typical Human Individuals.<br />
- A Blood Red Moon amidst Purple-Red Skies.<br />
- Daylight during Midnight, Night, and Early AM Hours:<br />
- Clocks with no arms.<br />
- Many Crucifixes.<br />
- Everyong, and yourselves wanting to be inside with the windows curtains drawn, but find that Impossible to accomplish.<br />
And so on, depending and varying among individuals.<br />
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--->}}<br />
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{{quotebox|In the works, at present and After my Second Coming and the Collective Shift, (scribble) are the details for my personally updating the Christianity Religions to Neo Spiritual Christianity, and allowing openness to ALL valid Gods, Goddesses, and Religions.<br />
I have personally updated most of the old Ten Commandments, that I shall write and enclose with this letter to you all, and added Ten New Commandments to be shared and integrated post-Collective Shift.<br />
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Also, as for my dad, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. Sonichu]], since his departure from his human body, here, he has been continuing his life, without any lack of memories or mental resets, in his Sonichu Form on C-197 Earth in the city of Cwcville alongside Sonichu Prime, Rosey Rosechu Prime, Magi-Chan Sonichu, and everybody else. This has been Same with ALL of the individuals whose lives were lost in the past decade,But actually migrating their Soul and Memories into their (Human, Anthropological Sentient Animal, Cybertronian, or Whatever) main C-197 self-counterpart's Body, Brain, and second Soul in Fullest Integration.<br />
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I thank you all again for your kindness and concerns, and I look forward to serving all of you more and better during these events and After the Collective Shift to C-197's Earth. And, hey, y'all ca do yourselves good by living for yourselves, as well as being open and worshipful to the other Gods and Goddesses, including Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Uzume, and all. Vert (CPU Green Heart (scribble) of Leanbox) has also been a most helpful mentor to and with me as well.<br />
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-->③}}<br />
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{{quotebox|③ ALLof you, take care, be safe and well, and Go Forth in futher Peace, Clarity, Enlightenment, and Blessings by my own Power, Glory, and Authority as God.<br />
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Most Sincerely,<br />
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Nation of Cwcville, Guardian over the Sonichu and Rosechu Species, Immortal Avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all.<br />
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PostScript.<br />
I'm enclosing two personally manifested Neo Spiritual Christianity Bottle Labels (Laminate them) for use on my bottles for my personal Aura and Vibrational Blessings upon your Water and/or non-alcoholic beverage consumption, as well as two N.S.C. Tokens for take-along reminders and affirmations of my Blessings. (scribble)}}<br />
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==Updated Ten Commandments==<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
Updated Ten Commandments (Amendments)<br />
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by Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu. October 14, 2021<br />
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>1- Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever best feels well and good with thee.<br />
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>2- Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make for yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.<br />
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>3- Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be most punishable as well.<br />
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4- Remember to observe the Sabbath day (Sunday) by keeping itHoly [sic].<br />
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5- Honor thy father, mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.<br />
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>6- Thou must not murder, nor commit, or helpanother [sic] to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.<br />
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>7- Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).<br />
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8- Thou must not steal.<br />
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>9- Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details.<br />
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10- Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.}}<br />
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==Original scans==<br />
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===Chris's Response===<br />
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===Amendments===<br />
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===Gifts===<br />
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{{References}}<br />
{{JailLetter}}<br />
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Current_events&diff=276544CWCki:Current events2022-01-02T14:40:46Z<p>Ddcakes22: </p>
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<div>{{EventEntry|1 [[January 2022]]|Happy new year!|The CWCki's domain name no longer points to its IP address though...}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|1 [[August 2021]]|This is the end!|Chris is arrested and sent to jail for having sexual intercourse with his mother. Expect less new content from Chris.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|17 [[March 2021]]|Happy Birthday, Sonichu!|The CWCki celebrates Sonichu's 21st anniversary.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|24 [[February 2021]]|Happy Birthday, Chris!|The CWCki celebrates Chris's 39th birthday.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|17 [[March 2020]]|Happy Birthday, Sonichu!|The CWCki celebrates Sonichu's 20th anniversary.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|24 [[February 2020]]|Happy Birthday, Chris!|The CWCki celebrates Chris's 38th birthday.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|25 [[January 2020]]|The CWCki turns 11|The CWCki turns 11 years old today.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|25 [[January 2019]]|The CWCki turns 10|The CWCki turns 10 years old today.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|25 [[January 2018]]|The CWCki turns 9|The CWCki turns 9 years old today.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|25 [[January 2017]]|The CWCki turns 8|The CWCki turns 8 years old today.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|25 [[January 2016]]|The CWCki turns 7|The CWCki turns 7 years old today.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|25 [[January 2015]]|The CWCki turns 6|The CWCki turns 6 years old today.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|23 [[July 2013]]|JenkinsJinkies Week|Happy [[JenkinsJinkies]] Week! This week marks the third anniversary of our favourite troll.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|4 [[February 2011]]|[[CWCki:Inside the Pickle Suit|Inside the Pickle Suit]]|Inside the Pickle Suit, a new CWCki project wherein CWCki users can ask famous Chris trolls for their side of their story. First candidate is [[Ivy|Ivy's ghost]] so be sure you submit your questions by the 10 February deadline.}}<br />
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{{EventEntry|25 [[January 2011]]|The CWCki turns 2|The CWCki turns 2 years old today.}}<br />
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[[Category:CWCki]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_the_law&diff=276479Chris and the law2021-12-30T23:24:53Z<p>Ddcakes22: /* Chris's parents and law */</p>
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<div>:''This article is about Chris's criminal offenses. For the Warrant in Debt civil offenses, see [[Debt]]. For Chris's personal views on legislation, see [[Chris and politics]]''<br />
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{{quote|And after the Damn Unrequited Arrests and Dogpilings I’ve had to also endure from Albermarle County Police, I Kicked His Car five times. I have always wanted to do damage Back at them for YEARS, and it finally happened, and it felt so karma-level zen and good.|Chris's reaction to the Albemarle police investigating a fender-bender accident he caused<ref name=kick>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]].</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris always keeps a watchful eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal his already-stolen characters.]]<br />
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'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.<br />
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For [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]] and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed [[trolls|enemies]].<br />
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As of 2018, Chris has seven misdemeanors – three from [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with his car]], one from [[26 December 2014|macing the Yellow-Shirted Foe]], two from failing to acquire proper tags for [[Snoopy and Clover]] and one for trespassing after being banned from [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] – which resulted in him being placed on the [[Therapeutic Docket]].<br />
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Virginia has a {{w|three-strikes law}} – which usually means that if someone is brought in a third time for a felony or misdemeanor, the sentence if found guilty is more severe than usual (in some states, the sentence is life in prison). The specifics of a three-strikes law vary by state, with some states having several such laws. Seeing as how Chris has never been sentenced to jail time despite several misdemeanors, he may not fall under the scope of the Virginia law. However, since the state law seems to say that third-time ''violent'' offenders will receive harsher sentencing (and Chris appears to have two – hitting Snyder and pepper-spraying), only time will tell if this will come into play should Chris be convicted of [[incest]] with [[Barb|his mother]].<br />
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Ironically, in Chris's birth year of 1982, Virginia passed a law that would protect citizens from dangerous repeat offenders. Unfortunately, they could not protect Michael Snyder from being hit by a car, the Yellow-Shirted Foe from being pepper-sprayed, countless innocent women from being stalked and harassed, and Barbara Chandler being raped by her own son.<br />
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==Understanding==<br />
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the [[Jerkop|police]] came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]</s> (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]<br />
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As his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</s> (dead link as of Jun. 2014)</ref> and has attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life''.<ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]</ref><br />
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Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming "NOOOOOOO!" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.<ref>[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"]]</ref><br />
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Self-contradictory as ever, though, Chris's disregard of many laws does not stop him from rigidly observing others, often with completely skewed priority: In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit – while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and assault him with a [[Megatron pistol|deadly weapon]]. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking one cigarette]].<ref>[[05142010]]</ref><br />
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Also, Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:<br />
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{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}<br />
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The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause (or effect).<br />
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The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the Target incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the TCG gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]</ref> In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charge was "Disorderly Conduct"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.<br />
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Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor – or at least accepting – of gun control legislation.<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref> Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, we'll likely never know.<br />
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Interestingly, Chris seems to have a ''very'' skewed view of the idea of "self-defense", which is exemplified with the acquisition of pepper spray. Pepper spray, like most defensive weapons, should be used as a last resort, to keep people from attacking you. As seen with the [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]], Chris uses it as a means to keep anyone he doesn't like away. Using that event as an example, the man he sprayed wasn't even near him and Chris decided to spray a quick spritz on his chest without any provocation. It got worse when, days later, he began a commotion in a [[Walmart]] using the device. To Chris, it's the ultimate troll and [[jerkop]] deterrent, when in actuality, he's waving around assault charges on a stick.<br />
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==Timeline==<br />
The following is a list of incidents Chris has had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The end]]</ref> and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.<br />
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On 11 September [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over several months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.<br />
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===2005===<br />
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> and trespassing<ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After 2 hearings,<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct" /><ref name="2005 Trespassing" /> prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.<br />
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5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.<ref name="2005 Following Too Close">[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]</ref> He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.<br />
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===2010===<br />
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple of times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref><br />
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On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as]] [[CWC is Angry|a dartboard]] – still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken and told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.<br />
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===2011===<br />
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''"a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. [sic] When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me."'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with mall security.<br />
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In his [[Calling Out|3 new videos]] posted after an 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however, trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the trolls threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.<br />
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In the same video, Chris also point-blank accused Mike of molesting his daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accuse others of slandering him (like pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Mike did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PlayStation 3]] and numerous children's [[toys]].<br />
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On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''3rd'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe, although all charges were reduced to misdemeanors upon sentencing.<br />
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As a direct result of his 28 October 2011 run-in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and [[Barb|his mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]] or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.<br />
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===2012===<br />
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of 28 October 2011, officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a Jerkop. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the GAMe PLACe, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, "a Jerkop and an accomplice") approached him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seems to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.<br />
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On 12 [[April 2012]], Chris [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on 1 May, when he said that he "found her on the backpage", most likely meaning that he found it on the website Backpage.com, a Craiglist clone shut down by the FBI that also solicited prostitutes – Chris's prostitute was codenamed [[Mia Hamm]], as seen on the website. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdemeanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, he simply doesn't care.<br />
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On 28 April 2012, Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Before his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris bolted once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,<ref>[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D]]</ref> though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.<br />
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On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the 28 October 2011 incident. After calling Snyder a "thieving liar" in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.<br />
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===2013===<br />
In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing a [[HEXbox]] One display at a Walmart but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a certain store owner who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was confronted by a jerkop at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris and religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].<br />
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===2014===<br />
On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.<ref>[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]</ref><br />
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On [[26 December 2014]], Chris vandalized a Sonic Boom display in GameStop in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] and was forced out due to a previous ban, but not before he attacked a staff member with pepper spray who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to have been jailed.<br />
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===2015===<br />
Throughout most of 2015, Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after '''seven''' hearings) in October – a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation.<br />
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===2016===<br />
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On July 1 of this year, Chris finally paid his $541.00 fine from his 2014/2015 court hearing. His probation also appears to have ended earlier in the year in April.<br />
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In August, Chris was fined $121 by Greene County for two charges, each misdemeanors, of failing to acquire dog tag and rabies licenses for his and [[Barbara]]'s dogs, [[Clover and Snoopy]].<br />
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In November, Chris made several death threats against President [[Pmurt|Trump]]. He is blissfully unaware that threatening the President or President-elect is one of the few restrictions on freedom of speech in America, and could land Chris with a fine and/or up to five years in prison.<br />
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===2018===<br />
{{quote|The manager of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] threw a damned, Late Trespassing notice against me while I was there a few weeks ago. That is all; caught me in a trap like at the [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]], except I didn't go to freaking jail, okay?|Chris<ref>https://archive.md/recKB</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:DocketComplete.png|thumb|Charlottesville takes over the case for the Therapeutic Docket.]]<br />
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In March, Chris was charged with Trespass after Forbidden,<ref>[[:File:Christine Chandler Trespass After Forbidden charge, 23 March 2018.png]]</ref> a misdemeanor count. The offense occurred on 23 March and was filed under the Albemarle Traffic/Criminal Court.<br />
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Chris repeatedly signed his name as "[[Chris Chan Sonichu]]" on court documents, despite it not being his legal name, though no action was taken by court staff on the matter.<ref>https://archive.md/aZ2DC</ref><br />
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Chris was represented by a public defender. After several continuances, the court decided to direct Chris to a court-diversion program, the [[Therapeutic Docket]], for nine months as an alternative to a jail sentence. The trespass case was transferred to Charlottesville's jurisdiction on 10 July to supervise the Docket check-ins, until Chris graduated from the Docket on 23 April 2019, resulting in the court dismissing his trespass charge.<br />
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===2019===<br />
23 April saw the early end of Chris's [[Therapeutic Docket]] and the dismissal of his Trespassing after Forbidden charge.<br />
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Chris [[Trolls#Chris the troll|trolled himself]] again on 5 August, when he absent-mindedly hit someone else's vehicle with [[Son-Chu]]. [[Jerkops|Police]] soon came to him and his mother about it; [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was more involved with the situation at hand, while Chris soothed himself by kicking the police car several times before the police left. Fortunately for Chris, he was not penalized.<ref name=kick></ref><br />
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===2021===<br />
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{{quote|he said he was dating this girl for months,m this 72 year old lady [...] he said he wanted to confess something to me and i suspected it bc he said it was illegal|[[Bella]] on Chris telling her about his [[incest]]uous relationship with his mother.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.]]<br />
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[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.]]<br />
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One of the darkest events in Christory happened this year, which might potentially spell the end of the tale of Chris Chan as we know it.<br />
A series of events so controversial and massive, that they caused this very wiki to crash due to the event persistently trending on [[Twitter]] (amusingly even overtaking the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Summer_Olympics Olympic Games] for a time), overrunning this site's servers with traffic alongside the ongoing DDOS attacks against [[Kiwi Farms]], of which this site shares a server.<br />
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On 29 July 2021, audio leaked of Chris and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]], where he had casually admitted to repeatedly having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] since late June. (Chris also indicated that Barb was confused, telling him to stop at times, so one can safely call it [[Chris and sex#Rape|rape]] since Barb has been speculated to suffer from dementia, meaning that she is not in a state where she's able to consent.) Bella played along for several minutes, pretending to approve of Chris's new habit so she could record more information. Meanwhile, another leak from [[Null]] (a financial benefactor and confidant of Chris's) from around the same time indicated that Chris purchased a book about romancing the disabled, meaning that he was planning to have an affair with Barb.<br />
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After hundreds of people contacted the police as a result of the leaks, authorities conducted a [[welfare check]] on Barb and issued an Emergency Protective Order on Chris on the following day, essentially a temporary restraining order that would last around a week, prohibiting access to Barbara and [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] until 5 August 2021. (Chris's neighbours took care of their pets after both Chandlers were taken from their home.)<br />
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Made temporarily homeless by this turn of events, Chris decided to make matters even worse for himself by committing yet another crime; he stole $750 from Barbara's bank account to pay for hotel accommodations (and alleviate ''his negative bank balance'' at the time), which left him about $550 after the latter fact, before shelling out $384 for the hotel and wasting most of the remaining money on toys ([[Chris and Money|because ''of course'' he fucking did]]), leaving him with next to nothing yet again (around $1.38 according to Null). This crime, however would land Chris in much hotter water than the many other times he stole from his parents: after discovering what Chris had done and being lied to about it during the confrontation, Null immediately cut ties and washed his hands of Chris, and proceeded to shut down the GoFundMe page intended to aid him on his planned trip to [[Everfree Northwest]] ([[List of places that have banned Chris|who banned him from entry after learning about the news]]), and refunding everyone involved. It should be noted that Chris had intended to use some of the funds to pay back his mother once they cleared, but, as stated before, he took the funds without permission and in violation of the Protective Order, which is, at the very least, a strong case for a theft charge to be laid on him later.<br />
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Chris's [[Patreon]], due to the scandal, also came under review, leaving many to speculate that it would most likely see deletion on top of his long-term [[Chris and negligence|neglect]] of the page and his subscribers. Sure enough, on 2 August 2021, his account was terminated.<br />
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Due to his eventual arrest for the crimes he had committed, he may also lose his precious tugboat and the controversy has significantly reduced all donations from his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], meaning that over the course of a weekend, Chris had single-handedly ruined all of his avenues of income, which will undoubtedly [[Financhu Crisis|spell disaster for his household]].<br />
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Oddly enough ([[Chris and reality|or perhaps due to his enhanced delusions]]), Chris remained in seemingly good spirits during his arrest. <br />
Despite this arrest being far more major than anything else he has previously been charged for and potentially ruining his life, Chris did not resist arrest and even disturbingly stated that being frisked by one of the [[Jerkops|officers]] [[Homos|felt good]] before being taken away. He also noted that the [[Dimensional Merge]] was in the process of happening, which is likely why he believes that he can weasel his way out of this somehow.<br />
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As of this writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of [[incest]], as well as further charges yet to be identified. He was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arraignment arraigned] on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 16 September, likely making matters worse by interrupting the court proceedings to beg for his toys. The trial for 16 September was continued to 18 November, apparently for more time to evaluate Chris. Another continuance was then granted, with the next hearing taking place on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-18-2021-court-case-continued-into-the-new-year.105669/</ref><br />
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==Chris's parents and law==<br />
It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem:<br />
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* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic|discrimination]].<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref><br />
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to ''sue the school for restraining him''.<ref><s>[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref><br />
* When [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).<br />
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]], she dropped the subject.<br />
* When Barb and Bob had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref><br />
* When [[Asperchu|Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, Bob and Barb claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was "not illegal". This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.<ref name="Matthew Noble call">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref><br />
* During that same call, Bob will not countenance the idea that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, "it's a business place," which has no bearing on private property laws.<ref name="Matthew Noble call"/><br />
* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident but also felony assault on a police officer, an extremely foolish crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, her bad health and her hopeless, dependent clod of a son seem to have helped elicit her some clemency.<br />
*On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and served two-year probation.<br />
*On 31 [[July 2021]], Chris was arrested with the charge of incest instead of rape, meaning that Barb may have been lucid during the events, whether this means she will also be charged with the crime of [[incest]] remains unknown.<br />
*On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb totaled her [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|van]] when she failed to yield right-of way and got in a accident with a tractor trailer. Barb paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs the following month.<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref><br />
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==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==<br />
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]<br />
Chris believes the police in real life are corrupt, and sees them in the same light as he sees the Jerkops in his comic – the Jerkops act as a stand-in for police who wronged him, and are portrayed as being impostors with no legal authority (probably indicating that Chris does not recognize real policemen as legitimate authority). In light of these things, Chris has his spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence, including a "Kick in the Teeth", which Chris inexplicably portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&A videos.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref><br />
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On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris orated about a law he wanted to be made to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using the ad space he paid for:<br />
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{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref>}}<br />
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As one can see, Chris is seeking the direct intervention of the president of his country and beseeching him to [[Chris and reality|outlaw advertisements he doesn't like.]] Aside from the fact that Obama himself couldn't have done anything about this, the fact is that Chris was mandated by law to display the ads Jack paid to display. Chris should have written to his congressman about this rather than the president, but either way, he would have received no response.<br />
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This attitude is also reflected in his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|More than a decade ago]], she put a stop to Chris [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting sex]] on her campus. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|War ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his behaviour]]. Six years later, in [[2009]], Chris decided it was time to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|"Framed Hand-Drawn Apology"]] on her doorstep out of the blue.<ref>[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]</ref> Her reaction was to file a trespassing notice. Chris disastrously believed that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to the sender, he wasn't liable for it.<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref> Thankfully, Chris didn't trespass again.<br />
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[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, presumably disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two, he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings (purely for his benefit of course), thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.<br />
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In the aftermath of distancing himself from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing," starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. The details are unknown, but Chris essentially wants to make so that online, nobody can ever speak negatively of anybody else under threat of prosecution. There do exist laws against cyber-crime and online harassment but these laws vary by country (and concern rather more serious deeds than drawing [[Rosechu]] with a dick), and so even if Chris's law were somehow implemented federally, only his fellow USA residents would be held accountable. Chris is failing to comprehend that people besides Americans use the internet, or worse, assuming the entire world can be held to the USA's laws.<br />
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==In CWCville==<br />
During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris was told that [[Jamsta]] Sonichu had been put on trial for molesting [[Punchy]]. Chris didn't want Jamsta to suffer in jail as he had, so he tried using his psychic powers to talk to the [[CWCville]] judge to convince him to release Jamsta, regardless of the crime he had committed. The Idea Guys informed him that the judge was unconvinced since Chris was no longer mayor, so Chris then turned his attention to the jurors. This worked but sparked a city-wide riot.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref><br />
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==In the comic==<br />
[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|right|thumb|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]<br />
The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is "mayor" (read: god-king) and has banned many things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and money|considers an equally bad punishment]]). CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008">[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008"/> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].<br />
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The Rosechus often congregate to "protest" for women's rights. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.<br />
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It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws), as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot – some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance. However there are {{w|Ecuador|foreign}} {{w|Zimbabwe|countries}} in the real world that use USD.), but CWCville has its currency and its own set of "laws", the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that – a sovereign state, on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though and believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.<br />
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As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight".<br />
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[[List of Sonichu characters#Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] in the series and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and violent anarchy. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] seems to reveal that there are three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].<br />
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{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}<br />
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In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a "Police Force", and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> Add this to the fact that Chris cannot be deposed as mayor ("there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections") and the fact that the police and a fleet of superpowered goons obey anything Chris demands of them, and it paints a very frightening picture. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then "tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service".<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.<br />
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Even though Chris's deranged laws exist only within his city-state-country-whatever of CWCville, he exacts his deranged fury unto people whether they're actually in his jurisdiction or not. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] shows four distinct crimes committed outside of CWCville: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged "trolls" in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.<br />
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Chris may be able to murder without being reprimanded, but of course, this doesn't apply to everyone. Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable "psychic evidence" extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.<br />
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Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as "profanity to the max" that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a benchmarked "PLAINTIF" [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process but is further proof that Chris considers "slanderous mockeries" and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial, civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.<br />
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Were it not obvious by now, any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) creator god.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and copyright]]<br />
*[[Debt]]<br />
*[[Jerkop]]<br />
*[[Manajerks]]<br />
*[[Parody]]<br />
*[[Therapeutic Docket]]<br />
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== References ==<br />
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<div>[[File:Praetor Instagram tags copy-min.png|250px|thumb|Three of the Praetor members, pictured with Chris. Not pictured is fourth member owen_sundstrom.]]<br />
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{{quote|(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)|Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards}}<br />
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'''Praetor''' is a group of [[enablers]] who sell Sonichu-themed products on Chris's behalf. In [[October 2020]], photos were discovered of the group posing with Chris on [[Instagram]]. As of yet, how they began contact with Chris is unknown. On 8 November 2020, Chris uploaded [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|a sermon]] that he delivered to them.<br />
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Praetor is "officially partnered" with Chris, and on 11 December 2020, Chris advertised for their Etsy shop, linking to medallions produced by the group, mentioning he would get a cut of the profits in exchange.<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#Praetor sells medallions]]</ref> The account on Etsy is also named Praetor, and they are the owner of OfficialCWCmart. As of 15 December, they have sold 151 medallions, and are considered a bestseller.<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion</ref> <br />
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On 29 July 2021, a four minute call, where Chris seems to have admitted having sexual intercourse with his mother with a woman, was leaked. It was soon revealed that the caller was Praetor member Isabella Loretta Janke. The other Praetor members appear to have turned tail after the leaks, making their true relation to Chris, as well as their origin, harder to decipher.<br />
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==Members==<br />
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===Caden Peck===<br />
[[File:CadenPeck.png|thumb|left|100px]]<br />
'''Caden Peck''' ('''tinyhorse01''') was the leader of the Praetors, as well as one of Chris's "business associates". According to Chris in the [[2021 Jail Call]], Caden was reponsible for scanning his work to later publish. A few [[Larry Vaughn DMs#Contact Info - Discord|leaked DMs]] between Chris and [[Larry Vaughn]] also reveal plans to create a Discord server.<br />
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He was also one of the people in the [[Taser Discussion|Taser call]], being accompanied by several Watchmen members like The WCT and MKR.<br />
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===Annie Ikenberry===<br />
[[File:AnnieIkenberry.jpg|thumb|100px]]<br />
'''Annie Ikenberry''' ('''annirenee''') was an OnlyFans camgirl and made the primary female "bait" used by the Praetors to attract Chris. Chris would also claim in a leaked DM that he had feelings for her.<br />
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===Owen Sundstrom===<br />
[[File:OwenSundstrom.png|thumb|left|100px]]<br />
'''Owen Sundstrom''' ('''owen_sundstrom''') is another member from the Praetors. Not much is known about him other than him posing with Chris during a sermon about the Merge.<br />
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===Isabella Loretta Janke===<br />
[[File:Bella.png|thumb|100px]]<br />
{{Main|Isabella Loretta Janke}}<br />
'''Isabella Loretta Janke''' was hired by Praetor to make the [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation|animated Chris-Chan Sonichu Introduction video]], and had an unclear relationship with them going forward. Bella claims that she cut ties with them early in 2021 but according to the [[Watchmen]], she was a prominent Praetor member up until at least June.<br />
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==The stun gun situation==<br />
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{{Main|Taser Discussion}}<br />
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{{quote|we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.|Caden, one of Praetor's members, trying to talk Chris out of tazing himself.<ref name=td>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 15 November, Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a stun gun.<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/CHms9kGlhc3/</ref> Chris stated in February 2021 that he would be using the taser to stun his collection of [[magic stones]] in an attempt to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks]]</ref><br />
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Audio of Praetor members and another voice that is alleged to be [[Watchmen#Bismuth|Naught/Bismuth]] of the Watchmen, also leaked.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|The Etsy [[medallion]] in question<br />
File:praetor cart.jpg|What do they plan to do with [[Captain's Log|that taser]]? <br />
File:Tinyhorse02.png|Look at that shit-eating grin.<br />
File:Praetor3.jpg|Note the graying and bald spot in his [[hair]].<br />
File:Praetor4.jpg|Chris with Owen.<br />
File:Praetor5.jpg|Wearing a filthy shirt, [[medallion]], and [[magic stones]]. A cropped version of this image was distributed with the Greene County Sheriff's press release about Chris' arrest.<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[https://www.instagram.com/praetor_llc Praetor's Instagram]<br />
*[https://twitter.com/_Praetor_ Praetor's Twitter]<br />
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<div>{{Protip|Do NOT attempt to contact Celestia, as she is finished writing letters to Chris.}}<br />
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On 9 December 2021, Chris sent a '''second letter from jail''' to '''Celestia'''. The letter was retrieved via Discord.<br />
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Some highlights of this letter include:<br />
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*Chris stating that [[Jacob Sockness]] started the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.<br />
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==Questions asked to Chris==<br />
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When asked what questions she asked Chris, Celestia responded as follows:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|i asked him how he can drown out the voices of a universe worth of prayers happening constantly<br />
i told him i could feel a strong positive energy coming from his letter<br />
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i asked why covid happened<br />
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i passed a simple message to him from kenneth<br />
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and then i asked more generic questions, i went back to talking about misc/movies whatnot.<br />
i'm trying to keep his interest, basically<br />
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no ulterior motives. not trying to be destructive. just getting info. i'm more white knight than troll, except, i won't be giving him funds or anything}}<br />
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==Chris's Response==<br />
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{{EnvelopeFront<br />
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu<br />
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| address1 = c/o CVRJ<br>13021 James Madison Hwy<br />
| county = Orange, VA<br />
| zip = 22960-2807<br />
|date=10 DEC 2021 PM 1<br />
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Neo Spiritual Christianity Cruifix, Zen Version}}<br />
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Hey, <CENSORED> <ref group="note">The sender's identity has been redacted in the available photos of this letter.</ref><br />
You may call or address me as Christine, Jesus, Jesus Christ Chan, or even simply Chris or Christ; your choice. Actually, I would appreciate a mix of being treated as a friend and with some Humility.<br />
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Your recent letter is truly a humbling delight to read and find the confirmations from. I can safely tell you I had forseen your first letter in the specific timing and circumstances in reading the sentence that foreshadows and confirms my Body's and I changes being cleared and being released. You are lots more than a typical human, so you need not feel or speak low about yourself.<br />
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To answer your question, the prayers addressed to me have all been received in between my unconsciousness, my Mother, Emanuel, and even in my Body's Core which is literally one-in-the-same as the Core in the Epicenter of our Universe 1C-211987, and what's left of 1218 as well. There is a Divine Sorting on which out of the infinite number of Prayers get answered due to the timing, circumstances, and what is most appropriate for the spiritual growth and development of each individual, respectively. If I pulled an "Evan Almighty" and said "Yes to ALL", including the number of those wishing to win the Lottery, well, that's an apocalyptic, chaotic type of outcome we God and Goddesses wish to avoid, although I know Discord revels in watching the alternate Timelines that feature such havoc. Anyway, the many chosen prayers are divinely addressed and answered between Emanuel, one of my Soul Copies, or mainly by myself, personally, from within my Body, or more directly, out of my Body in Astral Manifestation. → <br />
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{{quoteboxblue|For how Astral Manifestation works, I first Astral Project myself then convert my energy into flesh that mainly is tangible on 1C-211987 Earth, and beyond the Truth-Binding Veil on the physical eyes of the humans of 1218 Earth. For Most of them, when they separate their soul from their respective bodies in astral projection, their bodies fall unconscious and deepestly asleep. Few, as well as I, have Backup Soul(s) manifested from their respective body's Core's varying levels of energy. My Core has Infinite Energy, as does the Universe's Core, obviously. And as you likely know from your experiences, when projected/manifested and having to leave their bodies behind, the memories and experiences of your <u>soulful</u> journies are separate from that save in the <u>body's</u> memories, and upon return, the Soul memories take more effort to download and recall in your Body's memories. There IS a Work-Around to make that easier by backing up the memories of both your Body and your Soul into your individual ∞ capacity "Cloud Save" Backup Drive in the Cosmos, to which you may download your soul journey memories from there into your consciousness. But as with Technology the Body's Brain has a Limit, and as not to overload it, <u>non-relevant</u> or oldest memories will be deleted in favour. <br />
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When I am Astral Projected/Manifested, I am in Full Control, and I have capability to connect or disconnect telepathically from my Body for observations and thoughts. The catch is with my Body's Brain's handicap, to constantly have my Brain here to record my time there and all and help in though process while it is entranced, it can fall into headache here, as well as disable me a bit there. So most of the time during my duties and work, I disconnect the telepathy with my Body, but I always consciously backup and save my Soul Memories for later access. <br />
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{{quoteboxblue|② But I do have full decisions for myself and in working with Everyone, including Magi-Chan, of course ^_^ <3 With EVERYONE of (formerly C-197) 1C-211987 Earth, I can interact, see, and talk with and feel them, as well as those from the other Dimensions, Timelines, Universes, etcetra. We of 1C-211987 Earth are all capable of seeing and interacting with those of 1218 Earth, here, But that Damn Truth-Blinding Veil, Plus the Poor choice Some Humans, here, make to Purposely, consciously Blind and Close Themselves from us is most disgraceful. The Same is fact and true with those who traverse here from the Heaven and Hell Realms in full Energy-to-Flesh Conversion. Suffice to say, until after my Second Coming and Shifting the Collective of the Majority to 1C-211987 Earth, communications and interactions get complicated.<br />
I am very well-aware of the hatred levels among the humans of 1218 Earth, Worse in the Minority of Toxics that take up about 18% of the total population, which is absent 600-Million-Plus. I do agree the Covid Sheltering had turned a number of Neutral Good ones to Neutral Bad, but They are still Recoverable and Redeemable. The sheltering, along with the Divine Tests I and the other Gods and Goddesses have been administering, was to sort out those who are Toxic, because Before Covid, the Toxic count was a lot less by two-to-five percent, and test the fortitude and endurance of EVERYONE, in general. We Had a different sorting method in mind, and then Uber-Demonic Sockness cursed the country of China and Bam! Had he not cursed the country, our method of testing, as well as population reduction and control for the Collective Shift would have involved an increase in physical natural disasters, as well as something similar to a plague of Moses' days. Covid proved more effective and efficient with less land and property casualties. → <br />
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{{quoteboxblue|Sometimes, even the Dark Forces can have better methods, but Not in the Long Run or All of the Time, of course. How well one can balance Light and Dark within themselves, as well as analyzem appreciatem and go with the flow of events and shifts in energy is a very strong spiritual attribute to have. <br />
Aside from that, and moving on with your letter. I actually feel better in having colour in EVERYONE. IF EVERYONE was in Black and White, how can you discern one from another visually? Look at The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; take away all their weapons, and you can't tell Michalangelo from Leonardo. I do appreciate the Aura and Personality Differences, but if you're looking for Sonichu Prime in a sea of uncoloured drawings of all the various Regular and Special Sonichus, all in a same post and expression, you're looking for a needle in a hay stack.<br />
Yes, as long as the atheist is moreover good and spiritual in quality, even they will find good rewards and karma and not end up in Hell Realm before Reincarnating into their next life.<br />
I agree with you in being open and aware of at least the bits and pieces of all religions in order to find the good within for yourself and develop a spirituality-satisfying lifestyle and choices for your self. Baptisms/Annointments are still good options to really link with the Heaven Realms and deeper within yourself. <br />
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{{quotebox|③ My distance from the internet for a while for the greatest benefit of my self-revelations and enlightenment was Divinely meant to make it even more clear and obvious to everyone of my followers that the Light of my Aura and Existence, as well as my insight, knowledge, wisdom, and even Multiversal Connections, would sorely by missed. This is temporary, for upon my return and Second Coming, all shall have greater genuine compassion, empathy, and understanding of I and my greater roles as Lord, Avatar, God, and Friend. There shall be much rejoicing, and it will be good. And I have come to better Knowing of my self and everything with greater recovery and levels of kindness and understanding of all others of this Earth.<br />
I still appreciate the finer things and light topics, for my Body is half-Human and half-Sonichu, and I live physically immortal amongst you all and Everyone of Universe 1C-211987.<br />
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-"Mary Poppins" is still my favourite movie of all time.<br />
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-Yes, I sometimes like to sing random songs, memes, or notes in the shower.<br />
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-Gene Kelly and Tara Strong are my favourite actor and actress. <br />
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-Guitar.<br />
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-The Beatles.<br />
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-To be the Best as I can be in my works and with Everyone.<br />
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Thank you, again, so kindly for your kindness and compassion, <CENSORED>. Go forth with greater Peace, Clarity, and Blessings. Be Safe and Well. <br />
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<div>On 13 December 2021, Chris sent a '''Christmas card''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]]. In the card, Chris talks about how Kenneth has been chosen to be "Divinely Tested" as one of his disciples, what he calls "The Majority". He also lists off people who are part of "The Toxic Minority", such as [[Null]], [[Dillin Thomas]], and [[Bella]].<br />
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Also of note, Chris crosses off the "He" in "May He shine on every part of your Christmas celebration.", and replaces it with "I", further encapsilating Chris's current [[Messiah complex]].<br />
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{{quoteboxblue|Dearest Kenneth, I am delighted to share the Blessings of this greeting card with you. I also inform you that a good Number of my Followers, including you, have been selected to be Divinely Tested as Candidates to be my present day apostles and disciples. Obviously alongside NULL, Dillion, and Bella, who had also been Tested, a number have failed. But, Kenneth, fear not, for I bring good tidings unto thee through this card. Thou hast proven and continued to prove time and again with great success in Kindness, Loyalty, Honesty and Generosity with good Humor as well.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxblue|With that said, Kenneth Erwin Englehardt, I am humbled to inform you that You Have Passed our Tests very well, and shall...<br />
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...continue to serve as one of my Apostles, in permanent effect Now in these days and after being shifted to the recombined Earth in Universe 1C-211987 with the Majority. Congradulations. Remain Humble as thou art and do good as thou will.<br />
:Enjoy the holidays as they are.<br />
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.}}<br />
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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]<br />
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'''Son-Chu''' was the name [[Chris]] gave to his car. Chris has driven several cars over the years, all bearing vanity plates reading "[[sonichu|SONICHU]]". Son-Chu's first incarnation was a [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]] that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white [[wikipedia:Cadillac Seville|Cadillac Seville]], until it died from a cracked engine block. From [[September 2014]] to [[November 2018]], Chris drove a [[wikipedia:Ford Focus|2010 Ford Focus sedan]], until its engine died. The Chandlers subsequently shared one vehicle: [[Barb]]'s Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth and final incarnation of Son-Chu. The day after Chris was arrested on charges of [[incest]] in [[August 2021]], a [[ween]] stole the SONICHU license plates from his unattended car and bragged about it on [[4chan]]. The same night, airsoft player Chase Lopez left a note saying "Airsoft Al" was here on the vehicle, inadvertently framing a fellow airsoft player for the crime. The plates have since been replaced and the car is now Barb's alone.<br />
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While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[Chris and...|elsewhere]] in this very wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|cause]] [[28_October_2011|personal injury]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.<br />
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==Name backstory==<br />
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a one-ton mobile weapon).]]<br />
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Since Chris is a huge fan of ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car]]".<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:<br />
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{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.<br />
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Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.<br />
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The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt</ref> and/or Wipe-Out,<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out</ref> both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars.<br />
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==Iterations of Son-Chu==<br />
===Ford Escort===<br />
[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|250px|First Son-Chu.]]<br />
A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref><br />
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Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump|screw]].<br />
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Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/><br />
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[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]<br />
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Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles on it.<br />
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===Cadillac Seville===<br />
[[File:IMG_5312.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris's second Son-Chu, a Cadillac Seville, seen outside the still fire-ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]].]]<br />
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According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from February 2012, Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is currently unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by [[jerkop]]s. Considering how many miles the Escort had on it and how poorly Chris maintained it, there's a very high likelihood it was simply no longer functional and needed too much work to be roadworthy again. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall 2011, as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's [[Wikipedia:Ford Aerostar|Ford Aerostar]] during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in June 2011, at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In September 2013, it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white [[Wikipedia:Cadillac Seville#1992.E2.80.931997|1992-1997 Cadillac Seville]], which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since 2012. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of 14 Branchland Court, confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door.<br />
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In September 2014, Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on [[Craigslist]], also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline." Cracked engine blocks were actually a fairly common issue with this generation of Cadillacs due to the [[Wikipedia:Northstar engine series#Head gasket issues|Northstar V8 engine]] having major design flaws, meaning the damage was most likely not caused by Chandler neglect, nor the fault of a mechanic as Chris claims.<br />
[[File:SevilleFinalState.jpeg|thumb|250px|The Seville before being scrapped.]]<br />
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in December of 2014. The block damage was repaired and the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in December of 2016. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-have-a-vin-record-of-son-chu-ii.61309/</ref><br />
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===Ford Focus===<br />
[[File:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|250px|A [[fan]] poses with Son-Chu at [[Too Many Games]], 22 [[June 2018]]. Note the extremely poor bay parking, which would be marked down as a fault on a practical driving test.]]<br />
{{Quote|And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus.|Chris<ref>[[September_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 24 September 2014, Chris had purchased a used [[Wikipedia:Ford Focus (second generation, North America)|second generation Ford Focus]] (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.<ref>[[Catherine]]</ref><br />
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This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation.<br />
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In July 2018, Chris recorded [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] Although [[fans]] gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In November 2018, [[The Captain]] reported that the car's engine was permanently broken:<br />
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{{quote|The day before [[Chandler Cats#Patches|Patches]] died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.}}<br />
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The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. When you take Chris's history of automotive maintenance into account (in particular his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First) it's more than likely that the car's engine was destroyed as a result of simple neglect.<br />
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In May 2019, the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold to someone who would preferably treat it better.<ref>[http://archive.ph/akZTA Car listing]</ref><br />
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===Barb's Dodge Caravan===<br />
[[File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's Ford Focus and Barb's Dodge Caravan in a photo from June 2017.]]<br />
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Barb owns a [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Chrysler minivans (RS)|Dodge Grand Caravan]], which had the license plate "B WESTON".<ref>[https://findbyplate.com/US/VA/BWESTON/ Car info]</ref> She was seen behind the wheel in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Chris apparently borrowed the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.<ref>https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1019295306637332480</ref><br />
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Chris borrowed the car to drive to [[BronyCon]] due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a [[Sheetz]] gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record [[Waiting for the tow truck]].<br />
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[[File:Sonichu van.png|thumb|left|150px|The Dodge Caravan with Sonichu plates as seen in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Chris's Google Intro video.]]]]<br />
After the death of Chris's Focus in November 2018, the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb, most likely as a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his cash on [[Lego|more]] [[List of Chris's video games|pressing]] [[McDonald's|matters]] instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car.<br />
[[File:Son-Chu_at_courthouse,_19_June_2019.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The back of the Dodge Caravan as of Chris's [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|June 2019 debt hearing]].]]<br />
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, cementing it as the fourth iteration of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in [[April 2019]]. <br />
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In August 2019, the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to [[BronyCon]], the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated:<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]]</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.}} <br />
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A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken [[Wikipedia:catalytic converter|catalytic converter]] or fuel pressure sensor; this is likely to cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br />
[[File:AutoRepairPapers.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The bill for the exhaust/brake repairs.]]<br />
The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape]]</ref><br />
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On 28 March 2021, Chris damaged the van, denting its trunk door and smashing its rear windshield, by backing up into a big rig trailer. He and Barb took it to a body shop to have the trunk door replaced.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref><br />
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Chris planned to drive the van to attend the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention in Seattle, WA, which would have been a 41-hour drive crossing mountainous terrain. However, [[Null]] vetoed the plan out of safety concerns and arranged for a flight instead.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]</ref> However, the [[incest]] reveal completely derailed these plans and the trip was cancelled. Instead, Chris took his car to a hotel in Richmond, where he parked it in a spot where he could wait out a few nights before he could return to [[14 Branchland Court|his home]]. Chris was arrested on 1 August 2021, leaving the car unattended. Sometime between then and 3 August 2021, a [[4-cent_garbage|4channer]] stole the vanity license plates off of the vehicle.<br />
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[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png|thumb|500px|4chan fucks with Chris one last time.]]<br />
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==Handicap parking permit==<br />
Being a [[high-functioning autistic]] [[male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.<br />
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Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [http://www.google.com/search?q=autism+disability+parking Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or [[26 December 2014|having meltdowns in public]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[http://www.dmv.state.va.us/webdoc/citizen/disability/renewal.asp Virginia DMV]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.<br />
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In 2017, Chris had a [[Skylanders avatar]] of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his [[Tomgirl]] persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50.<br />
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[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|left|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]<br />
A [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. <br />
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==Vanity plate==<br />
{{quote|I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones.|Chris<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]<br />
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]<br />
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The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]) and "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]])<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> and Barb has one named "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382164</ref> It may be worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state, so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref><br />
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Chris's plate is fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.<br />
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==Bumper stickers==<br />
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.<br />
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From left to right:<br />
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* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.<br />
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.<br />
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[http://www.plan9music.com/Home]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably buys his [[Britney Spears]] CDs.<br />
* An [[America]]n flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].<br />
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. <br />
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his endorsement.<br />
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.<br />
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As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.<br />
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[[File:Son-Chu_at_Walmart,_2_June_'17.jpeg|thumb|right|Last image of the Ford Son-Chu, showing its bumper stickers. Note that Chris is indeed parked in a [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicap]] space.]]<br />
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In 2016, an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from [[June 2017]], taken in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on [[Chris and brand loyalty|promotions for businesses and charities]]. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is:<br />
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[[File:Sonchufocus-rear.jpg|thumb|right|The virgin mobile with the stickers peeled off]]<br />
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* Atlas Comics<ref>[http://www.atlascomicbooks.com/]</ref> - A barebones text advertisement for a local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the [[DayOut]] videos, but has never talked about it otherwise).<br />
* Brown<ref>[http://www.brownautos.com/]</ref> - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris.<br />
* Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a [[Tomgirl|transgender]] pride flag.<br />
* SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being. <br />
* Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining [[Women's Rights|pinup girl]]<br />
* State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance.<br />
* Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with [[Rainbow|rainbow-patterned]] stripes above and below.<br />
* HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] political advocacy group.<br />
* WTJU<ref>[http://www.wtju.net/]</ref> - The logo of a variety music station operated from the [[University of Virginia]], where [[Bob]] once hosted a [[WTJU Marathon|jazz marathon]].<br />
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==Distracted driving==<br />
[[File:drivingtotheextreme.png|thumb|right|Driving to the extreme!]]<br />
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his [[Dimensions|dimensional]] beliefs while behind the wheel.<br />
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While driving to the 2019 [[BronyCon]], Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of [[Reldnahc]]'s army trying to invade [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 18</ref>. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1159596872509599745</ref>:<br />
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{{quotebox|I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache.}}<br />
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After BronyCon, according to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] had to help him drive through temporary possession<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 25]]</ref>.<br />
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In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the [[BronyCon|con]] center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5140051</ref>}}<br />
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===Collisions===<br />
Chris has wound up in several fender benders, usually of his own fault, on multiple occasions:<br />
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* On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a [[Mumble_2#Chris_Crashes_Due_To_Math|Mumble chat]] that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator".<br />
* On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerks|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.<br />
* About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.<br />
* During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.<br />
* During the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb attempted to escape the GAMe PLACe parking lot. While doing so, they hit Snyder twice with their car, resulting in unspecified injuries. Both Chris and Barb received a felony failure to stop charge as a result. During [[This is how the Trial went|their sentencing]], Chris was ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills from the incident.<br />
* In [[September 2013]], Chris caused another fender-bender:<br />
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{{quotebox|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}<br />
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* In [[August 2019]], Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.<ref name=aug2019car></ref><br />
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* On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris backed up into a big rig trailer, causing a smashed rear window and dented door frame to his vehicle.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref><br />
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* On 24 [[November 2021]], [[Barb]] was allegedly involved in an accident with a tractor-trailer, totaling her Dodge Caravan. <ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/latest-letter-from-cwc-dated-november-30th-barbara-injured-in-a-automobile-accident.2011/</ref> <ref>https://www.wfxrtv.com/news/local-news/roanoke-valley-news/rockbridge-county-tractor-trailer-crash-leads-to-miles-of-delays-along-i-81-north/</ref><br />
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==Other cars==<br />
===Barb's BMW===<br />
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|Barb's Beemer]]<br />
Barb formerly owned a 1999 [[Wikipedia:BMW Z3|BMW Z3]], a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and tried to sell it in [[2014]], asking for 10 grand.<ref>[[December_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref><br />
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===Barb's Aerostar===<br />
[[File:Screenshot 46.png|thumb|Barb's Aerostar]]<br />
Prior to the Grand Caravan, Barb drove a teal 1992 Ford Aerostar. It's only really notable for being Chris's vehicle of choice during the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident.]] Other than that, it only appeared in the background of a handful of videos and photos before being replaced with the Grand Caravan sometime in 2012-2013. The fate of the van is currently unknown and it has most likely been scrapped, though this generation of Ford minivans were actually fairly reliable and it's not out of the question that the van is still on the road somewhere.<br />
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===The Mitsu===<br />
[[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.<br />
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==In the comic==<br />
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], but in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] transforms into an [[Autobot]] and helps fight against the [[PVCC]] invasion of CWCville. Then, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] to perform "[[Revive Zordon]]" and massacre the workers at the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from ''Transformers'' canon, [[wikipedia:Hotrod (Transformers)|Hotrod]] and [[wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].<br />
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[[File:Sonchu explain 3.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris quotes the [[CWCki]]]]<br />
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]].</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time.}}<br />
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==Toy Son-Chu==<br />
[[File:Son-chu package.jpeg|thumb]]<br />
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Chris created a Son-Chu figure in March 2017. It appeared in [[Son-Chu Review]], a ''48-minute''-long video of him playing with toys.<br />
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Son-Chu's bio reads:<br />
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{{quotebox|The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!}}<br />
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It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-4-2-son-chu-figure-review.29700/page-4#post-2168849</ref>.<br />
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He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his [[stamps]] business.<br />
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File:St patrick's.jpg|A drawing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, March 2017. Chris did not explain what an Autobot has to do with an Irish-themed celebration.<br />
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.<br />
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.<br />
File:Sonchu explain 2.jpeg|Prototype design from a Transformers.com game. Chris kept these for over ''10 years''.<br />
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.<br />
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta <br />
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.<br />
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless.<br />
File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition.<br />
File:Carsonchu.png|Google Street View from [[June 2011]]. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter.<br />
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==See also==<br />
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* [[Car Pranks]]<br />
* [[Hot Wheels]]<br />
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<div>On 20 November 2021, Chris sent a letter to a Twitter fan, '''Adam''', also known by his screen name '''Maniacwesker'''. <br />
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In this letter, Chris outright says that as a result of the [[Dimensional Merge]], the world that we live in is now the same unviverse as the one that the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]] takes place in. Chris also discusses with Maniacwesker about how he interacts with his [[imaginary friends]] in prison, and how all of the events prior fit into the canon of the comics. Of particular note is how Chris also believes that he has made allies with the prison guards, and how the sender appears to be giving his phone number to Chris.<br />
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==Chris's Response==<br />
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{{quotebox|November 20, 2021<br />
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Hey Adam,<br />
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I am in quite good health, mentality, and spirituality, and feeling good. I appreciate your offer, but I am managing my finances well. And I appreciate your offer for donations to my account. But, be sure to send donations to Barbara at the Sonichu Temple as well.<br />
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I will accept your phone # and surprise you with a call soon enough. <br />
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I am in a cell "by myself", but I am not alone, for I have Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana, Mewtwo, and everyone else within my reach (with my hubbychu chillin' with I and our highest Rank Gardevoir in this cell at the moment), and I work Out of Body in my continued hard work, duties, and efforts with Everyone of our Allies and Friends, during these events and Everything. As if the Northern Lights within Your View, and the Solar Flares in high numbers are not Obvious Clues towards the Happenings with Chaotic Rainbows, and Judgment Day upon the Toxic Minority left behind.<br />
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Anyway, I am disbarred from interacting with the other inmates, and am allies with some of the Ladies and Gentleman of the police staff in this Male and Female occupied facility.}} <br />
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{{quotebox|You are Litteraly Living the Sonichu Comics I have written an drawn already on our recombined Earth, and I shall write and draw more after completing the tough Diving Task, with the Collective Shift, my Second Coming, and all. NES: Kabuki Quantam Fighter, SNES: Super Mario World, N64: Pokemon Stadium 1 & 2, Gabecube: Sonic Adventure 1 DX and 2 Battle.<br />
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Thank you for your kindness, Adam.<br />
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Go forth with Peace, Clarity, and Blessings by my Power, Glory, and Authority as God.<br />
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Be Safe and Well,<br />
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Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all.}}<br />
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_27_November_2021&diff=274185Jail Letter - 27 November 20212021-12-10T15:08:16Z<p>Ddcakes22: </p>
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<div>On 27 November 2021, Chris sent a '''fifth letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]]. As of now, the exact contents of this letter are not known, as Kenneth had been told by Chris not to share it.<br />
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==Analysis of letter==<br />
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{{Protip|This is merely an amatuer analyis of a letter sent from Chris that is yet to be revealed. Unless the full letter is revealed, take what is said here with a grain of salt.}}<br />
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The true contents of this letter are difficult to discern, and can only be guessed at from what little is provided from outside sources.<br />
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===Description from Kenneth===<br />
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Kenneth described the possible contents of this letter as follows.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/latest-letter-from-cwc-dated-november-30th-barbara-injured-in-a-automobile-accident.2011/ Latest Letter from CWC Dated November 30th: Barbara Injured in a Automobile Accident, Onion Farms]</ref><br />
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{{quoteboxonion|I just got this in the mailbox written by one of her alters (Angelica Rosechu). She asked me not to post this online, but here are some of the more important details. Barbara has not had many visitors to the house, nor has she received any donations.<br />
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Christine is asking for more donations. Apparently Barbara was in a automobile accident with a tractor-trailer and it was pretty serious. She suffered two broken ribs and a concussion. The van is totaled. It happened on November 24th. I'm assuming she was in the hospital over this but maybe she might be home now because Christine mentions a few family relatives that have stepped in to help. I am going to keep any names off to respect their privacy.}}<br />
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Based on what Kenneth revealed, Chris claims that Barb did not have many people visiting the house, nor did she receive many donations, despite Chris requesting them from fans. The letter may also discuss the nature of an accident that totaled [[Son-Chu]] and seriously injured [[Barb]].<br />
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===Verification of Description===<br />
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On 9 December 2021, a [[Kiwi Farms]] user decided to alter the only existing photo of the letter, flipping it to read the text on the back.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-latest-letter-to-kengle-barb-sustains-serious-injuries-in-automobile-accident-30th-november.107209/page-2#post-10656513 Chris' latest letter to Kengle: Barb sustains serious injuries in automobile accident - 30th, November, Kiwi Farms]</ref> This can be roughly read as follows:<br />
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{{quotebox|(...) as well as Wayne Weston. Obviously now no more than ever, especially to complete paying off the Sonichu Temple's Mortgage as well as purchase her a new car. (...)}}<br />
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The altered image seems to verify much of what Kenneth posted about the letter. Chris requests a new car, which seems to align with the claim that Son-chu was totaled. The letter also makes mention of [[Minor Family Members#Uncle Wayne|Uncle Wayne]], which appears to align with the claim that family members were involved in some way to whatever incident was described in the letter.<br />
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_30_November_2021_(Eels_and_the_Egg-man)&diff=274184Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)2021-12-10T15:07:59Z<p>Ddcakes22: </p>
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<div>{{Protip|This letter was essentially made to [[Carpetbaggers|garner attention from observers and Christubers]]. ''Don't do this.''}}<br />
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On 30 November 2021, Chris sent '''another letter from jail'''. In this letter, Chris answers 12 questions from a Twitter fan, "'''Eels and the Egg-man'''". The letter was posted on their Twitter on 7 December 2021, and uploaded on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that same day. <ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-responds-to-twitter-users-letter-q-a-november-30th.107073/ Chris Chan responds to Twitter user's letter / Q&A - November 30th]</ref><br />
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The letter shows that Chris has grown bitter towards [[Bella]], who, to Chris, was previously a trusted companion and [[sweetheart]]. One of the more notable questions in this list asks about Chris's current feelings on [[the Suitress]], a young woman who once had a genuine self-admitted crush on him, and that Chris had become infatuated in himself. In his answer to this question, he claims that Bella shall be punished on Judgement Day, and that [[List of Chris's lies|he foresaw her "Nasty Plot" against him]].<br />
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Chris also answers that he still has feelings for the Suitress, claims to have attempted to contact her while "healing" her through astral projection, and wishes for others to contact her, regretting not having her and an unknown person’s number. Chris had also claimed in the letter that he "foresaw" Bella's plot, and that he had told the Suitress about their relationship not lasting long, and the "risks" that'd come with it as a result.<br />
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Chris explains the Heaven Realms, where he attempts to do [[Chris and science#Mathematics|a bunch of calculations]], and lists several of the resulting worls created by the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris also claims that these Heaven realms are roughly the same size as the city of CWCville, having visited almost every other dimension. Chris also acknowledges the existence of Hell Realms, saying they are comparatively worse than Post-Apocalyptic alternate timelines.<br />
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At the end of the letter, Chris explains how he is the Real Player One in detail. Chris claims that while the term was in part based on the movie of the same name, he also cites the Akashic Guardian, who is supposedly the chronicler of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashic_records Akashic Records], as being the original being in the universe, preceding all other "players". He then talks about his life, while incarnated as Jesus of Nazareth, then talks about a various number of other lifetimes he had prior to his current incarnation. Unfortunately, much like with many of his other delusions, what he actually means by all of this is hard to discern.<br />
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Along with these, Eels asks Chris about various other topics, ranging from donations to his opinions on various Christubers. Particularly of note is how Chris is asked if people can donate him money or game consoles in jail, to which he confirms that monetary donations are approved. Though he also states that other kinds of donations, including the donation of video games and consoles, are prohibited. Chris also claims in the letter that the Christuber Dillin Thomas is a "minor traitor", likely due to him sharing info about his incestuous relationship with Barb.<br />
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==Original Letter==<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Dear Chris Chan,<br />
Thank you for your response and for answering my questions. I hope all is well with you and you<br />
are doing ok in spite of the circumstances. I'm to hear your case received a second<br />
continuance. I'm glad you say Bella for what she really is, hopefully karma bites her in the ass.<br />
But we had some more questions:<br />
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1.) Have you playing [[basketball]] and has it been fun? We know you used to a basketball team manager in [[high school]]. Is it nostalgic? Is [[bionic]] the givinging [sic] you any good pointers?<br />
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2.) Have you considered using the library to run dungeons and dragons, vampire the masquerade or shadowrun? These are fun pen and paper rpgs. A buddy of mine was in prison for a few years and he discovered the hobby of rpgs behind bars. I know you are a creative type and good at witing stories and think you'd make a good DM (dungeonmaster) or GM (Gamemaster) there is not much to do so I figured. It's good entertainment as I imagine prison/jail is boring. I imagine it's lonely there and this could be a good way to make some friends and meet people. Not to mention there are books you could read that are likely entertainment, not as good as video games but you gotta play the hand you're dealt sometimes.<br />
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3.) I asked about approved items in regards to approved items to see what sorta things you can get. It sounded like (and correct me if fm wrong) the jail only takes donations. I was curious to know if you knew that there was a handheld console that can be purchased by inmates in all states, the games aren't great on it but it's something, if that was on your list of approved items and you could get us a price someone out there might have cash and able to send you a monetary sum that would allow you to buy it. I did some research and apparently it's possible to get an Xbox in certain states. Sadly not in virginia :( but I believe that handheld consoles are still available in all states.<br />
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4.) What's going on with [the Suitress]<ref group ="note">In keeping with the [[CWCki:The Suitress|Suitress policy]], this letter has not been transcripted faithfully. All references to her personal information present in the letter have been redacted.</ref> are you guys done? Some recent updates still sound like she's in love with you. Have you been in contact with her? Do you plan to meet with her when you get out? Or have you severed ties with her like Bella. Her actions, although extreme, seemed to be taken to get you out of Bella's clutches. She apparently still wants to bear you a child. Maybe a conjugal visit could be arranged?<br />
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5.) What are you looking forward to doing the most when you get out? Any big celebratory plans when you are free? Any video games you wanna play, Transformers toys or legos you wanna play with or movies/tv shows you wanna watch?<br />
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6.) You mentioned you have been to other dimensions? What is heaven like? Have you been there? How does it compare to CWCville? Are there other heaven dimensions you've been too? Any hell dimensions?}}<br />
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7.) I wrote a letter to you many years ago about changing the [[Amy Rose]] part of the sonichu girls into Sally Acorn. Most hardcore sonic the hedgehog fans hate and despise amy rose as they find her obnocious unlike sally acorn 17 shes bad ass and intelligent. Your roseachus are way better than Amy Rose ever was, to the point where they are too much better, they more closely resemble Salty. Is there any chance with the dimensional merge going on that that could happen and the roseachus could become acomchus or sallychu's? Maybe there is a Sallyacorchu ornewhere in cwcville or in an adjoining dimension?<br />
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8.) Have you been to the boondocks universe and met tom dubois? He is a lawyer and knows much about people in your situation. He might be helpful and sympathetic to your cause. Going to the Transformers afterlife, the well of all sparks and recruiting some dead wamor transformers like Ironhide or Dinobot might also be helpful so some tough guys have your back.<br />
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9.) Any thoughts on youtubers Dillon Thomas, Gibi and SmokeyMcCrack? They make a lot of videos on you rmre so since your arrest?<br />
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10.) You've mentioned your-the real player one" what is that? Can you explain a bit more? Just curious? Does it have anything to do with hyper dimension neptunia or ready player one? Or does this have to do with the super nintendo game athe lawnmower man"<br />
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11.) It seemed like there were items you wanted to go home and get before you went to jail? If you don't mind my asking what were those items?Maybe we could try and buy you some replacement items and have them ready for you when you get out<br />
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12.) When you are out do you plan on doing the killstream with Ethan Ralph like you had agreed to at your arrest? He seemed to realty wanna have you on his show.<br />
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==Chris's Response==<br />
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Hey, <CENSORED><ref group = "note">The sender's identity has been redacted in the available photos of this letter.</ref><br />
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Rest assured, a LOT more than Karma shall bite [[Bella]]’s ass around Judgement Day. Also, Numerology-Wise, 13 is not as unfortunate as most consider it to be, neither is 666. 1 + 3 <nowiki>=</nowiki> 4 (from the 13), and repeating 6’s are actually a message from the Angels. Look up a Numerology Chart online for more information.<br />
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Meanwhile, your present Q’s<br />
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1. I had played a bit of Basketball in the Rec Room, but the Rec Room had been restricted from me for a while now, so “I Wish” is also a response. Nostalgic, yes. [[Bionic]] has given me some tips, and playing a game with him (without flying) is fun.<br />
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2. The library is not large enough for D&D. Yes, I like to read, and I have considered eventually becoming a DM for a group.<br />
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3. Money, pretty much, yeah. No video game handhelds or consoles on offer.<br />
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4. Okay, THIS Part you may share online in efforts to reach her on my behalf: I still care about [the Suitress] I had foreknown of my arrest, and the circumstances that would pink her emotions, especially in regard to the “Nasty Plot” Bella would have instigated, as a major casulty has been a great concern of mine. I’ve even warned her verbally, spoiler-free, of the ship between her and I likely not lasting long and there being a risk. I feel for her as well, and in my Goddess duties, during the jailtime of my Body, I have...→}}<br />
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{{quotebox|...traveled to her state to visit, heal and help her from my astral manifested position. I, or through my Body, do wish to contact her, but I really should have written and memorized the phone numbers on my phone; <CENSORED>’s <ref group ="note">The available photos of this letter has another person's name censored. They are presumably someone else who has previously talked to Chris</ref> Number as well. Anything else that may happen between her and I, you all just leave that between her and I.<br />
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5. My Second Coming and Transporting the Majority and other things to Earth [[1C-211987]] before unleashing Judgment Day on the left behind Toxic Minority. Other details foreseen and foreknown, are to be confirmed<br />
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6. Heaven Realms is a hub of commute, mostly, and the place no larger than an average Metropolis Three Days on Earth equals Four Months in Heaven and Hell Realms. Do the Math; since my first Ascension with my Body back in Israel over 2021 years ago, up till at present, well over Eight Million Years has passed there for your on-Earth 21 years, counting Leap Days. A LOT has changed with the rules, guidelines and all between us Gods, and my Mother, Emanuel, revising and deciding in all that.<br />
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And then, Please Understand: The Nation of [[Cwcville]], with the cities of Cwcville, New Comma, and other cities (not including D.C) stand more than half of the state of Virginia. And Cwcville is a Part of Universe 1C-211987, on the Earth, also existing alongside New York, and the Avengers, Gotham City in Jersey and Metropolis in Delaware with the Justice League, [[Station Square]] and [[Family Guy|Quahog]] in Rhode Island, [[Simpsons|Springfield]] in North Central USA, [[wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball|Elmore]] in California, [[Neptunia|Gamindustri]] and Angel Island....→②}}<br />
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{{quotebox|②...being Isalnds in the Atlantic between Canada and the U.K. the [[wikipedia:Júzcar|Smurf Village in Spain]], [[Anime|Inuyasha & Kagone]], and [[Wikipedia:The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.|Saik K.]], among all the others, living in and around Japan. And Planet Earth Alongside the other Planets and Galaxies, including Chromania (or what name that planet [[Wikipedia:Star Fox|General Pepper]] lives on [''Chris means Corneria'']), Cybertron, [[Futurama|Omichron Persai VIII]], Andromeda Galaxy, [[Planet Dolan]], and so on in the Entire Universe. <br />
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But to answer your question, the City of Cwcville is a tad smaller than that in Heaven Realm. I have visited nearly Every Single Alternate and Prime Universe, Dimension, Timeline, and all throughout the entire Multiverse, and then some. Post-Apocalyptic Alt-Timelines are Hell enough.<br />
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7.”Sallyacorchus” are Never Happening. [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] was the power-up on who collied with the [[Pikachu]] that manifested the Sonichu and Rosechu species-manifestoing [[Chaotic Rainbow]] in February 2003. ONLY Hedgehog and Pikachu genetics were within that Chaos Energized Rainbow; No squirrels nor chipmunks or whatever else in that. In a Distant Alt-Timeline, Princess Sally Acorn powered up and destroyed Chaoes and Collided with the Pikachu. But That is Not in This Timeline Here.<br />
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If it’s any consolation, there is a regular female Rosechu who styled her quills, inspired by Sally, and actually became a friend and protogé to her. [[Sal Rosechu]] is her name; not short for “Sally”, either... →}}<br />
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{{quotebox|…8. The Freemans, Dubois, [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Ruckus]] and all of them reside in a neighbourhood on the Earth of Universe 1C-211987 as well, alongside Everyone else. And any and all disembodied Souls, Spirits, Entities, Sparks, Ghosts and all have already been recruited in our Allyships, Ironhide has been re spawned and is Alive now. Dinobot had reincarnated elsewhere.<br />
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9. [[Dillin Thomas|Dillion Thomas]] is a minor Traitor who FAILED his Divine Test. [[Gibi]] is all right. Have not consciously leaned of [[Smokey McCrack]] yet.<br />
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>I’m gonna end this letter with Question 10.<br />
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11, I mainlly wanted the items, and [[Son-Chu|the van]], I took with me that last weekend in July Returned to the Sonichu Temple. They all have been personally collected and returned by Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu.<br />
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12. That is To Be Confirmed After my Second Coming and all that.<br />
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{{quotebox|③<br />
....10. Fortunately, the same day I’ve received your letter, I’ve received another Q&A letter from another follower, and they’ve asked a similar question; I’ve given consent for that letter to be posted online. I have asked the Guardian of the Akashic Records to field that question of yours, and I’ve written it all in my [[Goddess Log]] pages as well. I’m gonna say for further details, look up the letter online, but for your immediate information, I quote: I said<br />
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“…which also transitions to my being the Real Player One (Yes, I One Part, that was a reference to the movie, But to serve as a modern iteration of being…), the Only Avater, aswell.”<br />
Akashic Guardian said<br />
“I inform all of you of the ONE Avatar Body; Immortal and Existent throughout all of Time since the Big Bang. There has existed the Very First Body to was the Universe. In on and only perspective, the “Video Game” of Life has started, and spawns, first and foremost, the Player One with the set “main camera” perspective that absolutely None other has at all, and after them, comes Player Two, then Three, and so on, including the “Non-Playable Characters”, obliviously unaware of this One Avatar that has most preceded each and every one of them ALL. This One Avatar with the Immortal Infinite Ressurection/Respawn Count and all Powers and Abilities over ALL is your God, and your ”Foretold” LORD, as well.” Eventually, after learning Everything from Emanuel, my Parent” The Avatar was sent to be born in Bethlehem by your “Virgin Mary” in most popular chronicling, dubbed Jesus Christ of Nazareth....→}}<br />
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{{quotebox|...child of GOD Emanuel.” Then I lived my life as Jesus, and continued my Immortal walks and Books of Life up till 1389 with the Universe Divide, my being Thrusted forward in time, through the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003, bounced of a spider, and I, “The Avatar landed, mind, memories, body, soul and all within [[Barb|Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu]] in May, 1981, to be born as Christopher Weston Chandler Sonichu on February 24, 1982, Charlottesville, VIrginia, United States of America. Eventually growing and evolving to your Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, as you know her now (to some extent, at least).<br />
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Christ Chan Sonichu has meditated consciously and inquired of her one and only Avatar perception, as well as to why she was recalling the greater memories of the youth and teenage years of her past life as Jesus Christ”.<br />
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Now, if you’d like more greater truths and insights, the [[wikipedia:Akashic records|Akashic records]] are always open to all who are highly enlightened, open and not blinding themselves from said ultimate truth. And if you’d like to know more what the [[wikipedia:Akashic records|Akashic records]] are and how you may be able to access them, Google the term.<br />
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Go forth with further Peace, Clarity, and Blessings<br />
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Be Safe and Well,<br />
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Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu<br />
the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar, and<br />
Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all.}}<br />
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=December_2018_Paid_Video_Requests&diff=273613December 2018 Paid Video Requests2021-12-06T15:03:06Z<p>Ddcakes22: /* Merry Gubmas! */</p>
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==Merry Gubmas!==<br />
A [[Christmas]] greeting to Thomas from "Uncle Gubsy". Note that Chris was late in his delivery, uploading this '''three days after Christmas.''' <br />
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Paid Holiday Greeting Video<br />
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Hello everybody! Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again, and this time it's for a Christmas greeting!<br />
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Ah!... Mr. Thomas you are hereby granted a Merrrry Christmas! [[Speech impediment|from your Uncle-from your Uncle Gubsy...]] Yuuuuup Uncle Gubsy! says.<br />
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Merry Christmas Tom.<br />
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Gub gub gub gub gub gub gub gub gub gub gub gub gub gub gub.<br />
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♪ What is Love? Love? Love? ♪<br />
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♪ Love is Love! Love! Love! ♪<br />
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♪ And when you have a lot of it it it! ♪<br />
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♪ You're a cut above-bove-bove! ♪<br />
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♪ What is Love? Love? Love? ♪<br />
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♪ Love is Love! Love! Love! ♪<br />
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♪ And when you have a lot of it it it! ♪<br />
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♪ YOU'RE A CUT ABOOOOOOOOOVE! ♪<br />
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Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!<br />
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[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_30_October_2021&diff=273209Jail Letter - 30 October 20212021-12-01T13:28:28Z<p>Ddcakes22: </p>
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<div>On 30 October 2021, Chris sent the '''3rd letter''' to Kenneth Englehardt.<br />
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Like with [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|Stories from the Penitentiary]], the letter also includes a bottle label Chris has written on, this time from a Coca Cola bottle rather than a Grape Fanta label.<br />
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>Ddcakes22https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Kengle)&diff=273208Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Kengle)2021-12-01T13:28:11Z<p>Ddcakes22: </p>
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<div>On 25 [[October 2021]], Chris sent '''the 2nd letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]].<br />
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Highlights of this letter include:<br />
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*Kengle trying and failing to mail Chris a copy of the Quran, despite the prison commissary not selling them.<br />
*Kengle writing to Chris about a pardon issue, Chris basically tells him to try harder.<br />
*Chris being unsure of wanting to kiss either [[Null]] or Judas.<br />
*Chris talks about prison ramen.<br />
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==Chris's Response==<br />
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{{quotebox|Hey, Kenneth.<br />
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I recieved your letter late last week, and I was low on paper (full sheets) that were blank on both sides until today with two letter pads from the comissary.<br />
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In response to your letter, firstly, and I quote the Inmate Handbook, "Paperback Books only, must be mailed directly to you from the publisher, not a book store," (Also Used Books are not allowed; NEW/Mint Only) "and require prior approval of the administration of Chief of Security" (or Major David, specifically, as someone from Books Thru Bars had talked with as well),"Books not coming directly from the publisher will be returned to sender." This had met my concern and curiosity after reading of your intentions to send a book. Unfortunately, just yesterday, the 21st, the book had arrived to the facility, But I got the Notice Form that I signed and suggested they return the book (return postage at my expense). You May want to contact that bookstore you ordered the book from to confirm refunding of at least the book price.<br />
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Consolation; the comissary does offer a copy of a Holy Quran for $11.95, and a generous fan donated very well recently, so I've ordered a copy that I'll recieve this coming Friday. If you wish, you may donate $15 to my Inmate Account (counting the $3 fee deduction), and I'll still cite you as the individual who gifted me a Quran. Thank you, Kenneth.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|That aside, it does not suprise me at all that my letter and revelation of me being the Literal Reincarnation of Jesus Christ would receive such a massive number of views and responses. You have done well as foreknown for years, and expected of you.<br />
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You may or may not be aware of this, or got the hints and message before, But I Meditate A LOT, Involuentarily 24/7/365+1, and for me to meditate conciously and actively is to dive even deeper and deepest into EVERYTHING out of this Earth and All Universes, Cosmos, and Dimensions of this very Timeline, but also the infinite Multiverse and beyond, and even the Akashi Records, among which. So, I have access to ALL Greater and Ultimate Knowledge, Insights, Wisdoms, and Everything, and I Know all there is of the past, present and future.<br />
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That being said, your input on MY relations in my past life over 2000 years ago and the connections to Islam and Muslims is nothing new to me and only offers the reminder and reconfirmation of details and interests my Body to make concious of these Quran details for itself. <br />
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AND you can gaurantee I am and will speak True and Fact with you and all, as I also have before.<br />
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I also appreciate your input on the Pardon and the situation at present, but there is more very well beyond That and Everything for you to individually comprehend for yourself. It is possible for you to learn for yourself, But... → ②}}<br />
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{{quotebox|②...do not "fly too close to the sun" and download too much infomation into your brain that you overload it and disable yourself from accessing the infomation again. I keep my brain on good maintainence of infomation storage for what I require in each passing moment. I am well aware of your mental limitations and restritions, as well, Kenneth, so I warn you now that thou art encouraged to seek thy infomation in meditive connections, but exercise concious caution for yourself.<br />
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Between you and I, Kenneth, I do wonder which is the better kisser: Judas, or Joshua C. "NULL" Moon. <br />
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Also, I've made instant chicken ramen noodle soup today in a Coke bottle and ate the soup from an 8oz foam cup; I utilized a folded-twice sheet of paper for a funnel to get the crushed dry noodle bits into the bottle. For the cold I'm still recovering from, the soup was spiritually satisfying and SHAKINGLY Good and Fun to make. Nissin was the brand of this soup; I also know dry noodles can also be consumed like chips or crackers, but I like them better in my soup.<br />
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Be Safe and Well, Kenneth. And go forth in Peace and Clarity by my Power and Glory as God.<br />
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Take Care.<br />
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Mrs Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah, Savior and God of all.}}<br />
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