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<div>{{quote|What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?<br />
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This is the story of Chris Chan.|The opening narration for the series. After Chris's [[Transgender|transition]], feminine pronouns are used instead.}}<br />
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[[File:ChrisChanACH1and85.png|thumb|Progression from episode 1 to 85]]<br />
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'''''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History''''' is a documentary [[Internet|webseries]] created by [[Geno Samuel]], which began in [[February 2018]]. It is, as the name suggests, an extensive, in-depth documentary about [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s life, similar to [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo]]'s. However, while Sachumo's film is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, with most videos being between 35 to 45 minutes in length, with a decent portion of this being tied to the playback of Chris's own audio and video.<br />
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The documentary series began on 14 June 2018 and is still ongoing. Currently having an episode count of 85, the series has far surpassed Geno's expectations of how in-depth it would be when he first began developing it. As of Part LXXXV, the documentary series is over two and a half days long and covers select events ranging from how Chris's parents met in the [[1980s]] to Chris's [[Jail Saga|arrest]] on 1 [[August 2021]].<br />
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The series is composed of material Geno personally believes to be relevant and/or interesting, and it leaves out the remainder.<ref name=extent>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Extent of Coverage]]</ref> In an April 2023 comment, Geno stated that he was "evermore trying to make [the episodes] move faster by cutting out irrelevant stuff", adding that he wanted to be finished sooner so he can focus on other projects, like making documentaries on other subjects and producing music.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/12ppz6g/has_anyone_made_a_list_of_genos_doc_parts_that/jgv9rt9/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/r4crn archive])</ref> Even still, Geno has claimed he intends to continue the series until either he or Chris dies<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/comment/jwyqxpr/ ([https://archive.ph/dkFxb archive])</ref>, though the series is now on a hiatus, with the last episode coming out on 17 [[March 2024]].<br />
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==Overview==<br />
The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, with a significant portion of the series (28 episodes) dedicated to [[Saga|the troll-influenced events of 2009 and 2010]] – trolls had prodded Chris into producing many calls and videos at the time, which the series utilizes for playback. It presents the events of Chris's life in a mostly objective light, allowing watchers to pass their own judgment on Chris and the people around him, although Geno selectively chooses what material to cover.<ref name=extent></ref> Nonetheless, Geno occasionally slips in dry, blunt observations over [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris's shortcomings]], along with summaries of how Chris's problems manifest themselves and worsen over time. Furthermore, he also manages to maintain a completely neutral, deadpan tone of voice when discussing the absolute absurdities present in Chris's life, and he reads spelling errors precisely as they are written, which leads to some of the documentary's most humorous moments despite being an overview of Chris's life.<br />
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Geno's narration also reflects Chris's changes in identity throughout the series, [[Christopher's name change|initially referring to him as "Christopher" before changing it to "Christian" in the first episode]] and using masculine pronouns for the bulk of the show's run, eventually shifting over to [[Transgender|calling Chris "Christine" and using feminine pronouns]] by the time that the series reaches the events of late [[2014]], when Chris began to transition. However, Geno has used masculine pronouns in the context of referring to Chris's past antics, and also during Chris's extended period of being "[[Spirit possession|possessed]]" by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in most of [[2020]] and part of [[2021]]. Beginning with Episode 61, Geno began altering the theme music to represent the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Since the saga in question ended in Episode 62, Geno has said that it would be reverted back in Episode 63, although a distorted, reversed version of the theme has consistently played over the credits since then.<ref>https://youtu.be/W3K30u0T5gI?t=1091/</ref> Beginning with Episode 70, glitches have been introduced to the intro, with the severity of the distortion steadily increasing with every video. Episode 85 has no intro, instead featuring a black screen featuring the name of the episode. It also ends with "End of Season 1", instead of the usual "End of Episode X".<br />
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Geno initially predicted the series would take around 50 episodes to reach the present day, but the fiftieth episode only reached the events of mid-[[2016]]. Geno has revised his initial prediction to eighty-nine episodes<ref>https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1517274668004118528/</ref>, implying a laid-out plan for the documentary, but he did finish it in slightly lesser amount of these. Once he's "caught up" with [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], Geno plans to continue the series incrementally up to [[Chris and death#Chris himself (1982–)|its logical conclusion]]. To give Christory more time to develop, he took a break following the release of the final episode of the first season.<br />
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The documentary series has inspired a considerable amount of new discussion related to Chris, which has predictably produced more [[Weening|weens]] who mistakenly think that "modern" Chris acts like he once did during the so-called "Classic Era" – much of the context behind trolling was never publicly released by Chris's trolls, making it appear as if many of Chris's actions during troll sagas were his own ideas. The documentary itself eventually ended up being a part of Christory in a more direct fashion, as several people who would go on to interact with Chris either found out about him, or were influenced by, the series. Furthermore, Chris is aware of the series, and has commented on it several times over [[Twitter]] and [[YouTube]], usually expressing approval of Geno's attention to detail, but critiquing him on parts he found [[Honest Content|too graphic or [[List of Chris's lies|fake]].<br />
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In light of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] reveal, Geno, like everyone else, was utterly flabbergasted by the extremely dark turn that Christory took.<ref>https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1421139988138188804</ref> Geno then announced, via his [[Patreon]], that the series would be taking an extended hiatus following the release of Episode 59. He explained that he felt that it would be potentially tasteless and exploitative to continue the series immediately after Chris's appalling actions came to light, so he informed his patrons that he would not be completing and releasing new episodes of the series until early 2022.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/stopping-now-54330974</ref> During that time, Geno redirected his attention to work on his other documentaries and music projects. The series officially resumed on 24 February 2022, [[Chris's birthday|Chris's 40th birthday]].<br />
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==History==<br />
Geno attempted to monetize his GenoSamuel2 channel. On 13 [[June 2018|June of that year]], when it was his turn to be reviewed by YouTube staff for the monetization program, they instead issued community guideline strikes due to the clips of bullying featured in the videos, and as a result his channel was terminated.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/its_coming_cant_wait_for_the_new_material/enu9fug/</ref> Geno confirmed that he did send an appeal form, but YouTube never gave him his channel back. Fans reuploaded all of the episodes made prior to the strike and Geno created a new backup channel on YouTube where the series would be uploaded from then on.<br />
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A week later, Geno revealed on the backup channel he would be taking a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year.<br />
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On 3 [[January 2019]], he announced on his [[Twitter]] in the form of a teaser poster that the series would be coming back on 24 [[February 2019]], which also happens to be [[Chris's birthday|Chris's birthday]]. The new series contains updated audio, additional and corrected information and some modifications to prevent another takedown. He also mentioned that he would not be monetizing the videos out of respect.<br />
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Geno said that Chris knew of the original run of the series and approved of it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrkBzO-WY8&t</ref><br />
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In [[July 2020]], Geno announced the series would go on hiatus again until [[August 2020|August]]; however, the series resumed slightly earlier than expected, as Part 41 premiered on 31 July.<br />
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On 14 September, Geno posted a message explaining why he decided to use feminine pronouns to refer to Chris beginning from Part 43:<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ [https://web.archive.org/web/20211002154846/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/community?lb=UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ (archive)]</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|[[Sonic Boom Protests|CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT SHE/HER, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! GENO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING REFERRING TO HIM AS A WOMAN AND CHANGE CHRIS’ GENDER BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!]]<br><br />
[[My Little Pony Protests|FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING ''CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY'', UNTIL GENO WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS PRONOUNS BACK, NOW!!!]]<br><br />
[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Join My Group, FIX CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS IMMEDIATELY, GENO!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!]]<br><br />
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixCHRISCHANSpronounsImmediatelyGENO<br><br />
[[Christian Weston Chandler|This is what you sound like.]]<br />
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But seriously, yes, the transition happened, and has already caused an uproar which I doubt will subside. This would have happened anyway if I didn’t change it; I would have a different vocal minority yelling about it. <br />
The change does not reflect my personal opinions, and even if they did, the star of the series’ name now would still be “Christine.” I must deal with the reality at hand. I started calling Christopher “Christian” [[Christopher's name change|when he wanted to be called that]], and now I just started referring to her as a woman with the name of “Christine.” The video series should not be seen as a voice of reason, or as a preacher with a message. It is an opportunity to give Chris a voice, and to offer a better understanding of her thoughts through the very many experiences meticulously documented in her life. It is up to you to make whatever you want with the information given. As the [[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient]] [[Cherokian Clan|Indian]] proverb goes, “[[Pmurt|It is what it is.]]”}}<br />
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On 31 [[July 2021]], Geno decided to put the series on hiatus following the release of Episode 59, in light of the incest situation. He had originally planned to do so after Episode 60, but opted to take a break from the series for multiple reasons.<br />
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On 1 [[October 2021]], Geno was featured on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcmxOGYGF51T1XsqQLewGtQ TrashTaste], a podcast featuring a group of anime YouTubers, thereby exposing Chris to millions of weebs everywhere. In the podcast Geno expressed his desire to also follow his other passions, not wanting to be known as "The Chris Chan guy". When asked how many episodes were possibly left, he replied <q>maybe another 10 episodes</q>. He also said <q>if the opportunity arises… if I can get something done with Netflix, this could be a stepping stone.</q><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FciJamr2z1Q</ref><br />
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<!--On 26 [[January 2022]], Geno released an update for Part LX (60) on his Patreon page.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/chris-chan-part-61667624</ref> Seems unnecessary, uncomment if you disagree--><br />
On 24 [[February 2022]], Part LX (60) was released, ending the series' 208-day hiatus.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY</ref><br />
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=== April Fool's jokes ===<br />
[[File:Donald Trump - A Comprehensive History.PNG|thumb|200px|Some of the altered episode names and thumbnails]]<br />
[[File:ChrisGenoAprilFoolsReaction.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|Chris's complaint to Geno about the 2021 April Fool's joke.]]<br />
Occasionally, Geno will play a prank involving the series on 1 April.<br />
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On 1 [[April 2021]], Geno commemorated April Fool's Day by changing the title of the series to ''[[Pmurt|Donald Trump: A Comprehensive History]]'', and altered the thumbnails of every video in the series to include images of him.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210401070110/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2021]</ref> The content of the videos themselves, however, remained unchanged. Chris did not take kindly to this, privately messaging Geno over Twitter to complain about the alteration. <br />
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On 1 [[April 2022]], Geno did another April Fool's Day joke by changing his username to Tekken Time Bomb and swapping all of the titles and thumbnails of the videos with clickbait on subjects unrelated to Chris, renaming the playlist "Freshest Videos".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20220401133734/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2022]</ref> Nonetheless, the titles and thumbnails all cleverly alluded to details discussed in the videos themselves.<br />
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On 1 [[April 2023]], Geno uploaded what appeared to be [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyWoYB0ppLk Part LXXIV (74)], which began as one would expect it to begin, however it took a sharp turn, revealing it to be an April Fools joke and showing a plotline imagining Chris realising that the Dimensional Merge was a delusion and Dimension 197 didn't exist, selling all his toys and video games and getting a job at a local Target, followed by him leaving the Internet and eventually marrying. It ended with a major-key version of the ''Comprehensive History'' theme song and a "THE END" card. Photoshops and AI-generated audio of Chris and [[Ben Saint]] were used to create the illusion. The video was unlisted the following day, but is available to those who have the link. The real Part 74 was later uploaded on the 17th.<br />
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==Omissions==<br />
Geno has at times made omissions to the series. In response to a question on the matter, Geno gave episode 66 as an example and stated:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/wun7mu/about_the_doc/ilb5j3f/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/EvOjj archive])</ref><br />
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{{quote|Just for Part 66, I didn't include a whole period of time when Chris was obsessing over [[Bowsette]], and created a backstory for her which stated she was the child that resulted from Bowser raping Princess Peach. I didn't address it because it was a secluded period and was never addressed in the future. I tend to leave in things that I know will be featured later on, such as the development of the [[Dimensional Merge]] rhetoric, which is important enough to go over in more detail at least once. Once an event or idea is mentioned in the doc, I would go over it in lesser detail later on so as not to repeat myself too much.}}<br />
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==Mentions by Chris==<br />
In [[August 2019]], Chris, while in his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], began "binge-listening" to the series<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref> (suggesting that, like with the [[Sachumo]] documentary, Chris couldn't bear to actually watch the videos). Chris would make comments on the videos as Magi-Chan via Twitter, and as himself in YouTube's comment section.<br />
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Chris's interest in the series continued after his phrase of role-playing as Magi-Chan ended, eventually watching the series as opposed to just listening.<br />
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*"quite curious, when you think about it, from the ''Animal Crossing'' Video, Christine calls for ''Sonic Heroes'' being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive ''Sonic'' titles."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165329837071962117</ref><br />
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*He noted exactly which cartoons and games [[Megan Schroeder]] had introduced him to over a decade prior "just for the record and Megan's reference", those being ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' and ''Tekken'' OC Yoshimitsu, also saying he'd been a fan of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' before meeting Megan.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref><br />
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*"You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, 'You don't have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...' Just simply how you said it cracked me up.<br>Reminder, the end of that joke is,<br>'...you Really needed to tell them twice'; you couldn't get it through their heads at all."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref><br />
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*Chris viewed his past homophobia with regret.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1166479203585466368</ref><br />
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*Chris commented on Part 24 in YouTube's comment section, claiming that he had known [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll, among other dubious remarks:<br />
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{{quotebox|I remember those times, and it was cringing to hear myself drone ON and ON just in thinking he was going to clear those ads from my old website. [[Lie|Subconsciously, I had always Known he and his crew were Trolling me the whole time]], and it showed in how I reacted later on. And, yet, while partly oblivious, I Was Trolling Alec At the time. And I take no shame in it, because he was Trolling Me. I saw through his charade and showed it in how he treated everyone in my few pages, as he had already done, and worse, in his pages. It only added fuel to the nobility of pulling the plug on the [[Cwcipedia]] to save myself, my arts, and my peoples and family, he from the shit I was having to deal with from those bastards. [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]] were strong within me in the later part of this video. And they have only gotten stronger over the years into now, despite my having the many more trials to endure and learn from.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o&lc=UgxvWUOajowz_kPacNd4AaABAg Link to video], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o archive.org's screenshot of the comments section.]</ref>}}<br />
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*Chris tweeted on Part 31, about the [[100 2270]] video he filmed on 7 October 2010:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1236699315302797312</ref><br />
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This Part, starting from 16:30, I forgot I made this video. It was soo Stupid, it is genuinely hilarious. <br />
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Rolling on the floor laughing<br />
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I guess it was in the high-energetic, loud voice I used that day to imitate Liquid Chris. ALOL!<br />
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“yamosexual”? Get ready for a meme of that word.}}<br />
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In summer 2020, during Chris's phase of [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris continued watching the series.<br />
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About Part 38, Chris tweeted about the goofy facial expressions he had made in [[Message for John Kyle]]<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary]]</ref>.<br />
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{{Quoteboxyellow|I found hilarious Mama’s expression when she said “Whoop-de-doo for him” in [[Message for John Kyle|that one video of hers]] that was featured.<br />
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And that includes this one; yep, that’s a Derp face. Go ahead and Meme this out of context. “Well, [[South Park|Whoop-de-Derp ta-dum!]]”<br />
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About Part 39, an angry Chris complained about Geno reading an e-mail from the [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]] collection in which Chris had privately talked about [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving his own penis into his buttcrack]]. He also whined about Geno's coverage of the [[2014 house fire|house fire]].<br />
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{{quoteboxyellow|Hey! Firstly, that door to the bathroom downstairs was unable to close at all back in 2013 and early ‘14. Second, Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Mama]] with [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? [[God complex|Oh, My Chris Chan]]! Why did [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] have to be such a literal [[Troll]] to totally expose these things when they were shared with her in strictest confidence? “Kim Wilson”, if that is even your real name at this point, Mama may forgive you to an extent, but I, Sonichu, am truly insulted by this shit stunt you’ve pulled with her trust in betrayal over the years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg</ref>}}<br />
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About part 42, Chris commented on the [[Brushfire Video]]:<br />
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{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, when Mama recorded that putting out the fire video, she and Barb were literally still recovering from the house fire earlier that year. Sight of fire gave Mama a whole bunch of PTSD for the number of years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc&lc=UgwK8W6anDfgeWo3YGR4AaABAg</ref>}}<br />
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About part 44, Chris thanked Geno for referring to him with his preferred pronouns, as the series had entered the point of Chris's [[transgender]]ism.<br />
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{{quoteboxyellow| Finally, you got the pronoun right with Mama Chris Chan; thanks, Geno. Better late than never. 😊⚡️<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c&lc=Ugzapm793HOq50Jjq7p4AaABAg</ref>}}<br />
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After the Sonichu spirit possession ended, Chris still commented on videos- albeit as Chris himself, once more.<br />
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About Part 52, Chris commented on his distaste of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and the predictions he made.<br />
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{{quotebox|I predicted how horribly Trump was going to do. Who was right all along? Me. ⚡️💙⚡️<br />
Trump was a Mean King, and he did not get our votes then or again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw&lc=UgwYOZd_fR_CdoQ_K-l4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}<br />
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About Part 54, Chris made a [[Random-access humor|joke]] regarding the episode's Roman numbering (LIV).<br />
{{quotebox|Part LIVe! On the Internet!<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI&lc=UgzA39cP4b-MEVr78AN4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}<br />
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About Part 56, Chris promoted the as-of-yet unreleased next episode of the series, claiming it would cover the events of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.<br />
{{quotebox|Tune in next video for Idea Guy, Johnson Wiles, and Stephen Boyd, or that, among which, is chronicled in “Awakening of a CPU”.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg&lc=Ugx3w3o9-QZT0EL3Tb54AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}<br />
Part 57 did not, in fact, bring up the Idea Guys. They eventually made their first appearance only by Part 59.<br />
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In his 100k subscriber Q&A special uploaded in December of 2020, Geno answered a question Chris had posted from the CwcvilleGuardian account. Roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris asked what Geno believed to be the draw of himself and life story.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref><br />
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{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Geno. I, Sonichu, offer a sentiment of support and kind thoughts in response to this. Congratulations, Dude. But I do have a question, as well (feel free to get really Metaphysical about it; break your own fourth walls). Given every single possibility between this and all other dimensions in this Omega timeline set we live in, including that Mama Chris Chan, herself, being the OC of OCs, could also have been [[Messiah complex|a creator of all Original Creators, including yourself]], if not that one major influential aspect, What do you feel is the most significant factor that attracts everyone's attention, including yourself, to her?<br />
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In short, What do You feel and think is the attraction; what makes you fascinated about Chris Chan?}}<br />
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Geno answered Chris's inquiry at 1:10:28 as the final question of the video, stating that he found it fascinating due to how it cannot be replicated today and how Chris and various trolls created an entire fantasy world which Chris lived – and continues to live – in:<br />
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{{quotebox|The attraction is that the story of Chris Chan came about during a very interesting time on the internet: of course, because this could not technically really happen in real life as much as it did here. It was a difficult time on the internet where it was kinda like a Wild West situation, where there was a lot more focused on trolling and bullying and saying whatever the hell you want without any consequences. And people were getting in touch with the internet and posting videos and showing themselves off online a lot, without maybe understanding the consequences of what bad things might happen to them. You know, all the bullying that Chris took from the trolls, it's like a wonderful mix of belief in self mixed in with trolls' ambitions to work against or for that belief – to create this sort of fictional universe for Chris. Which [[Idea Guys|Chris ended up believing wholeheartedly]], recently. It's a product of its time, really. You can't really replicate it these days – because I think the internet has now a lot more safeguards against this sort of carry-on. And Chris is a very unique individual. I think you might know that very well. He's very unique, a product of his own upbringing and of his own [[autism]]. And that's what keeps me fascinated. It's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in a real life universe, you might say. Um, and I can understand how this can get really metaphysical because I kinda feel like the trolls and Chris kinda helped each other to create this fictional universe for each other. Though some people believed in it a lot more than others. And that's – I think – a big reason why Sonichu/Christine might think the same way about being the, uh, "creator" of real creations, because they are alive in a sense. If you believe in it, they are alive – the characters. You might treat them as alive to an extent. I think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension – I don't believe in that at all – but they do exist as much as you want them to exist. It's all up to you. It's all up to the human mind – each individual brain – what you think. It's all up to you – whether you want to improve yourself, or whether you want to go down this path or that path, whether you want to listen to your [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] or not. It really is all up to you – and your world is whatever you want to make of it. Be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it, consciously or subconsciously. And that's the story of why I find it fascinating.}}<br />
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In July 2021, [[The WCT]] and Chris discussed the series and potential upcoming episodes. Chris believed that "[[Spirit possession|the ten and a half months when Sonichu Prime and I were body-swapped]]" would be one of the last sagas people would find entertaining.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Bismuth and Geno]]</ref><br />
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According to [[Don Lashomb]], Chris planned to collaborate with Geno and make audio commentary for every episode of the series.<br />
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==Influence==<br />
{{quote|I first fell in love with Christian Weston Chandler and thought I had a big brother when I watched the original run of Geno Samuel's documentaries.|Jacob Sockness<ref name=sockness>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/drxzg7/am_i_responsible_for_the_sockness_saga/</ref>}}<br />
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Geno's documentary is often noted for either introducing many people to Christory or having an influence on it.<br />
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* [[Jacob Sockness]]<ref name=sockness></ref>: An enabler who wanted to have sex with Chris.<br />
<br />
* [[The WCT]]<ref name="WCTWiki">[https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT?oldid=564 "The WCT" - EGS Reupload Wiki] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210811043202/https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT (archive)]</ref>: A member of the [[Watchmen]] white knight/enabler group. While it's unknown whether WCT knew of Chris prior to the ''Comprehensive History'', WCT was "fascinated" by the series itself. WCT was also in GenoSamuel's Discord server where he met the Watchman member [[Naught]].<br />
<br />
* [[Fiona]]<ref>[https://archive.ph/cV5W0 I have a full-blown crush on CWC and I feel absolutely insane]</ref>: A young woman and enabler who became infatuated with Chris. While she claimed to have been introduced to Chris through Deadwing Dork, she would also watch the series on end, and become an active member in the CWCSphere soon after.<br />
<br />
* [[KwaiiSandbag]]: An enabler who role-played as a psychic and influenced Chris to end his phase of [[role-play]]ing as Sonichu.<br />
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==Episodes (both original and revised)==<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
!align="left"|Part<br />
!align="left"|Link<br />
!align="left"|Year(s)<br />
!align="left"|Event timeline<br />
|-<br />
|1<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4 Original])<br />
|1982-2000<br />
|[[1980s#1982|Birth]] to his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]].<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QMqssyBwQ Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdcWbBbUtY Original])<br />
|2000-2004<br />
|Enrollment in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] to the [[autism papers]].<br />
|-<br />
|3<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWLdbRv7Uo Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-vXrZvQ20 Original])<br />
|2004-2006<br />
|[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|C-Mas 2004]] to Chris's graduation from PVCC.<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNxhKpigzY Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiiN4XYfJQ Original])<br />
|2006-2007<br />
|Release of [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] to [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Chris's message]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxW4-_mCo-I Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])<br />
|2007-2008<br />
|Chris finally caving into [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|editing his ED page]] to the [[Sonichu Game Talk]] video.<br />
|-<br />
|6<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NncBco0Hck4 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original]) ([https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SdolXySgEUPAatIUWEOKStXuqjzaYBE9/view?usp=sharing Revised and Uncensored])<br />
|2008<br />
|Chris [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|emailing]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] about porn to the desecration of his [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)|medallion]].<br />
|-<br />
|7<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnVFhqvUNM Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhPXIXBTIE Original])<br />
|2008-2009<br />
|Chris [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] to [[Clyde Cash]] revealing himself.<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6saw-Ik0o Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSWmgqz8ok Original])<br />
|2009<br />
|[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] to the Australian brushfires of [[2009]].<br />
|-<br />
|9<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisyzQW9BYU Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pgO5MwN0pM Original])<br />
|2009<br />
|[[CWC Update 8 February 2009]] to Chris preparing for [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrODxoJKRz0 Original])<br />
|2009<br />
|Aunt Corrina's funeral to [[Robert Simmons V]]'s [[Church audio|church visit]].<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tUU9ytpY8 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YzUZN2Hog Original])<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Apology to Emily]] to [[YouTube Finale]].<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|[https://youtube.com/watch?v=cd-8ld-ZCo0&si=Nek4s08aLgf1gf1x Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0IuVlvdug Original])<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica#1 April 2009|ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank]] to the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!#cwcville.com (April 2009 – May 2009)|cwcville.com]].<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffEuoQDtM Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8mpA_fSzcc Original])<br />
|2009<br />
|[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] to [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3-bD2Wyaec Current]<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] to [[Liquid Chris]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|revealing]] Chris's [[Ian Brandon Anderson|"real" name]].<br />
|-<br />
|15<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdNmDVOQow Current]<br />
|2009<br />
|[[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]] to [[LOOK at the truth!]].<br />
|-<br />
|16<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6A7czciKFA Current]<br />
|2009<br />
|Chris's ''circa'' August 2009 meeting with [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Kacey]] at Applebee's to [[Kacey Call 4]].<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkuKp6OjUo Current]<br />
|2009<br />
|Chris's [[September 2009]] [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|death threat]] to [[Vivian Gee]] to [[Kacey Call 21]].<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlFJxKLBO0 Current]<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers|Final installment]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr.]] to [[To Clyde Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]].<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qDg0Vmp2g Current]<br />
|2009<br />
|Chris opening his "[[YouTube#ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009)|ClydeGreggCashMays]]" account on YouTube to the [[Father Call]].<br />
|-<br />
|20<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2MM9Aetv0 Current]<br />
|2009<br />
|[[11042009 51 50|Chris's 51 bicep curl video]] to the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXE7QZntZtU Current]<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Prank calls#Failed Prank Call|Failed Prank Call]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 13]].<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38EZ7I8c-A Current]<br />
|2009-2010<br />
|[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]] to [[14 January 2010|01142010.MOV]].<br />
|-<br />
|23<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FB0hHfrk0 Current]<br />
|2010<br />
|[[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]] to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]].<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o Current]<br />
|2010<br />
|[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 52]].<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5GgVLk2Tio Current]<br />
|2010<br />
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] to the release of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].<br />
|-<br />
|26<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_fOd7pFc4 Current]<br />
|2010<br />
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]] to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]].<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYfdJxqY_M Current]<br />
|2010<br />
|[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] to [[Greene County Conspiracy]].<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cthb7G-pU Current]<br />
|2010<br />
|[[05142010|Yeardley Love video]] to [[JenkinsJinkies]]' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|conversation with Clyde]].<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9tkCwNaX-A Current]<br />
|2010<br />
|Chris's [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|4 July 2010 visit]] to [[McIntire Park]] to [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]].<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjr6JgWWkV0 Current]<br />
|2010<br />
|[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]] to [[Jackie E-mails 16]].<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA9A8h_oYQ Current]<br />
|2010<br />
|[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] to [[A Public Announcement for Congress]].<br />
|-<br />
|32<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQwREsoM3oc Current]<br />
|2010<br />
|[[Pregnant Act]] to [[ToJackie]].<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4ETdYm6tg Current]<br />
|2010<br />
|[[Jackie E-mails 20]] to [[100 2357.MOV]].<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXtK2SqanQ Current]<br />
|2010 - 2011<br />
|[[Jackie E-mails 23]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]].<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzngZrtp04 Current]<br />
|2011<br />
|Creation of the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum to [[The Red-Maned Deer]].<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqLWF_iWns Current]<br />
|2011<br />
|[[Kaka Makeup Basics]] to the [[Rocky Shoemaker call]].<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CgXqdxMw Current]<br />
|2012<br />
|Chris's [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January 2012]] [[Facebook]] posts to the [[28 October 2011|July 2012 settlement]] of the Michael Snyder case.<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOyq64x8yk Current]<br />
|2012-2013<br />
|''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]'' to Chris's [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|September 2013 Facebook posts]] about Lego minifigs.<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ Current]<br />
|2013-2014<br />
|[[October 2013 Facebook Posts|October 2013 Facebook posts]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]].<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_A-_W37qk Current]<br />
|2014<br />
|[[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook posts]] to him finishing his first leg of his date with [[Catherine]].<br />
|-<br />
|41<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EsycjHeJs Current]<br />
|2014<br />
|Second leg of his date with [[Catherine]] to Chris addressing his reasoning for the [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|Mr. Smith situation]]. <br />
|-<br />
|42<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc Current]<br />
|2014<br />
|Start of the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] to the end of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page.<br />
|-<br />
|43<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyNfJQbg9o8 Current]<br />
|2014-2015<br />
|[[Sonic Boom Protests#Pickle Joke|Possible reference to Chris's distaste for]] [[pickle]]s in an episode of ''Sonic Boom'' to [[March 2015 Facebook posts#Redundancy|a comment made by him on the official ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' Facebook page]] in March 2015. This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.<br />
|-<br />
|44<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c Current]<br />
|2015<br />
|[[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing|Chris's second hearing]] for the Boxing Day macing to his [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Endless Horror|"Pink Fresh Lemonade" drawing]]. Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.<br />
|-<br />
|45<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-v3Iefr58U Current]<br />
|2015<br />
|[[List of places that have banned Chris#Facebook|Chris's temporary ban from Facebook]] to [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]<br />
|-<br />
|46<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtELwaQYTK0 Current]<br />
|2015<br />
|[[Donation Options Reviewed.]] to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]].<br />
|-<br />
|47<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM Current]<br />
|2015-2016<br />
|[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#A Fun Visual|Chris' 1 December 2015 Facebook post about his bed]] to [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]<br />
|-<br />
|48<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INP-_0MDS9U Current]<br />
|2016<br />
|[[CatKnight Interview]] to [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]<br />
|-<br />
|49<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8h-ja6dftY Current]<br />
|2016<br />
|[[Happy Pokémon Day.]] to [[Please, Donate]].<br />
|-<br />
|50<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDwMta3fRs Current]<br />
|2016<br />
|[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to [[Donations Requested, Please]].<br />
|-<br />
|51<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qc3QE-E9Yw Current]<br />
|2016<br />
|[[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]] to Chris's Facebook [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|post]] regarding [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]].<br />
|-<br />
|52<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw Current]<br />
|2016<br />
|Chris's [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Get off your ass, Cole!|Facebook announcement]] to [[Cole Smithey]] to [[Feelings of the election results]].<br />
|-<br />
|53<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXsr45VigJs Current]<br />
|2016-2017<br />
|[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]] to Chris's first interactions with [[DoopieDoOver]].<br />
|-<br />
|54<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI Current]<br />
|2017<br />
|[[2017 tweets#Don't be blinded impulsively|Chris offering words of wisdom]] to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]].<br />
|-<br />
|55<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgaHw3y66w Current]<br />
|2017<br />
|[[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|Chris's first ''Sonichu'' Issue #11 livestream]] to [[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris|Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics]].<br />
|-<br />
|56<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg Current]<br />
|2017<br />
|[[July 2017 tweets#Chris downplays the macing incident while simping for the Planet Dolan crew|Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew]] to [[Night Star#Chris spills the beans|Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account]].<br />
|-<br />
|57<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZOVgot6a4 Current]<br />
|2017<br />
|[[August 2017 tweets#Chris's pizza observation|Chris's pizza observation]] to [[Jessica Quinn#Relationship with Kiwi Farms|Jessica Quinn's conversation with Moonman's Son]].<br />
|-<br />
|58<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_aVxYQeHo Current]<br />
|2017<br />
|[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn .3D Lovely Weather|Chris comparing Jessica Quinn to Lovely Weather]] to [[October 2017 tweets#Quinnspiracy|Chris rationalizing that Quinn wasn't a troll]].<br />
|-<br />
|59<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0 Current]<br />
|2017<br />
|[[Sonichu_12|Creation of Sonichu 12]] to [[Operation_BARBarossa|the Facebook post about Operation BARBarossa]].<br />
|-<br />
|60<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY Current]<br />
|2017-2018<br />
| [[November 2017 tweets#The only person with Heterochromia|Chris's tweet about a Heterochromia customization in Sonic Forces]] to [[February 2018 Facebook Posts#Christian Love Day|the Facebook post celebrating his 36th birthday]].<br />
|-<br />
|61<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40wYDbcfYEg Current]<br />
|2018<br />
| The growth of the amount of [[Idea Guys]] to [[April 2018 social media posts#Brainwashing from Idea Guys|a string of tweets Chris posted about his fetishes.]]<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
|62<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJ0x53ik34 Current]<br />
|2018<br />
| [[Twitch#CLog_04172018_-_Buy_My_Toys|Chris streaming on Twitch urging others to buy his eBay items]] to [[WE_NEED_MONEY_FOR_MORTGAGE_NOW,_PLEASE#Please.2C_HELP_US.21_FORECLOSURE_RISK_HIGH.21|a desperate plea video for monetary donations.]]<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
|63<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMhrr5xkMI Current]<br />
|2018<br />
| [[May 2018 social media posts#Chris gets a new phone, wants to sell old phone|A Twitter post of Chris attempting to sell his old phone on eBay]] to [[Nightstar_is_a_very_important_Special_Sonichu|a video in which he states the importance of his ponysona Night Star.]]<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
|64<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8HBIb1RMs Current]<br />
|2018<br />
| [[TooManyGames#At_the_con|Justin Silverman emailing Chris about his fundraising campaign to get to the convention]] to [[BronyCon_2018|Chris leaving BronyCon 2018.]]<br />
|-<br />
|65<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVF5KepFaxM Current]<br />
|2018<br />
| [[Waiting for the tow truck]] to [[Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.]]<br />
|-<br />
|66<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z9WHi2CMlg Current]<br />
|2018<br />
| [[August_2018_social_media_posts#So_where_is_the_Wikipedia_Article_about_me?|A tweet from Chris in which he asks for the whereabouts of his Wikipedia page]] to [[Misc_texts#Sorbet_deceased|a text message in which Chris states his lost cat Sorbet had died and merged with his counterpart in the sister dimension.]]<br />
|-<br />
|67<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKgagZawBI Current]<br />
|2018-2019<br />
|Chris explaining the [[Dimensional Merge]] to Chris falling out with [[The Captain]].<br />
|-<br />
|68<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XneFqMrLLNw Current]<br />
|2019<br />
|Chris announcing he will not be attending [[MAGfest]] to Chris begging to be unblocked by the [[TF2 Analysis|Brony Analysts]].<br />
|-<br />
|69<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJdb6HBw78 Current]<br />
|2019<br />
|Chris forgives Twitter blockings to Chris being gifted a [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|Nintendo Switch]]<br />
|-<br />
|70<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9OtvE0r6Q Current]<br />
|2019<br />
|From [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s prequel video to [[Sarah and Steve]] defending their enabling on [[Twitter]].<br />
|-<br />
|71<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mRucAOtJZw&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1 Current]<br />
|2019<br />
|From [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview]] to Chris begging for money to attend [[Bronycon]].<br />
|-<br />
|72<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyuvFpEXak Current]<br />
|2019<br />
|From [[Misc_texts#Thinking_of_selling_bath_water|Thinking of selling bath water]] to [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]].<br />
|-<br />
|73<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPvr-D9nZI Current]<br />
|2019<br />
|From [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries|Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries]] to [[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books|Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books]].<br />
|-<br />
|74 (Faux)<br />
|[https://youtu.be/pyWoYB0ppLk Current]<br />
|2019-2023<br />
|An April Fool's joke that gives a false good ending to Christory.<br />
|-<br />
|74<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG-Tfts0vdI Current]<br />
|2019<br />
|From Chris' gofundme for BABSCon to his reply to the troll @CWCEmmanuelle.<br />
|-<br />
|75<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]<br />
|2019-2020<br />
|From Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] arguing over character ownership to [[The End Games]] blocking Chris on Twitter.<br />
|-<br />
|76<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]<br />
|2020<br />
|From [[The End Games]] receiving a threatening letter from Chris to "Sonichu" explaining how [[COVID-19]] was eradicated in dimension C-197.<br />
|-<br />
|77<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FWVN8nz8C4 Current]<br />
|2020<br />
|From "Sonichu" participating in [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight|the Leftovers Tonight stream]] to [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]].<br />
|-<br />
|78<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3VHaZZr8Uc Current]<br />
|2020<br />
|From [[August 2020 social media posts#A Simple Clarification|"Sonichu" assuring everyone that Chris and Barbara are safe]] to the [[Goochland Library Sermon]].<br />
|-<br />
|79<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr8BmOqfVNY Current]<br />
|2020<br />
|From "Sonichu" planning to appear on [[The Create Unknown]] podcast to "Sonichu" [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Premonitions and trances|having a premonition]] concerning [[Manchester High School]].<br />
|-<br />
|80<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wqtfQFIaE Current]<br />
|2020-2021<br />
|From "Sonichu" [[November 2020 social media posts#Happy Thanksgiving|wishing his followers a happy Thanksgiving]] to [[Null]] [[Null DMs#Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn|DMing Chris telling him not to tweet about a troll's fetish for excrement consumption]].<br />
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_nzYpZo-w Current]<br />
|2021<br />
|From "Sonichu" discussing the fallout of the Larry Vaughn saga with the Watchmen to the second Psychic Discord chat with Kwaii Sandbag.<br />
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzwyCuPCU4s Current]<br />
|2021<br />
|From "Sonichu" sharing his feelings of loneliness with the Watchmen to the [[Affirmations List]] and [[Lovers Attributes List]].<br />
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|83<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk0k8xlxL_Y Current]<br />
|2021<br />
|From Chris finding masturbation tiring to discounted meditation stones on Praetor's Etsy shop.<br />
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|84<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZTgU69ZJfc Current]<br />
|2021<br />
|From Chris sharing his first of daily Tarot card reading on Twitter, to sharing two new photos of Barb's haircut.<br />
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|85<br />
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXHMhjZ-kEk Current]<br />
|2021<br />
|From Christine continuing to complete commissions for her fundraiser to get her to the Everfree Northwest convention, to the troll Bella getting discovered.<br />
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==Remastered cut plans==<br />
Geno stated a plan to produce a remaster of the series, saying in a r/ChrisChanSonichu thread on August 2023 that plans "includes fixing mistakes, putting stuff in that I missed before, and even cutting some stuff out if it's really unnecessary" and that it "would be released in the same multipart format on Rumble".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/what_are_some_things_geno_samuel_has_either/jwz2gaq/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/yrrq4 archive])</ref><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Geno Samuel]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1 Playlist of old version]<br />
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Playlist of current version]<br />
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1XyJSh9umIGMBHqFIOq-MJxVPOLfG50 Playlist of a mixture of old and current]<br />
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/featured?disable_polymer=1 Geno's backup channel]<br />
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/GenoSamuel1994Part2 Geno's main channel]<br />
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== Notable events ==<br />
* '''2 March''' - Chris streams [[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: YouTube Video Watching|Christ Chan Live Stream: YouTube Video Watching]].<br />
*'''5 March''' - Chris gets himself featured in the daily community soapbox of ''[[Equestria Daily]]'', before having his content scrubbed when the admins realised his past misdeeds.<br />
* '''27 March''' - The first anniversary of Chris's release from jail.<br />
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{{quote|Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, on being nearly 30.<ref name="lovedayvid">[[Christian Love Day (video)]]</ref>}}<br />
[[File:175-SchuBday.jpg|thumb|Best wishes from Sonichu.]]<br />
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'''[[Chris]]'s birthday''', 24 February, also known as '''[[Christian Love Day]]''', is a significant date in his life, for [[Chris and his Ego|obvious reasons]]. However, the bizarre inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new [[vidya]], to [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|wanting his birthday to be a national holiday]]) warrants some inspection. [[CWCville|Coincidentally]], it was also the day the [[Nazis|Nazi Party]] was founded way back in [[Pre-1980#1920s|1920]],<ref>{{w|Nazi Party|Nazi Party - Wikipedia}}</ref> and when the Russian Government launched their [[Wikipedia: 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine|war]] on Ukraine.<br />
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==Notable birthdays==<br />
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[[Image:0481-CWC18th12.jpg|thumb|Chris's best birthday EVER!]]<br />
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===1999, 17th birthday===<br />
Chris received a Pro 200<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx4Zn5u4NQA| Commercial for the Pro 200 console.]</ref> handheld game console, and was photographed looking visibly disappointed while holding it. Interestingly, it's one of the few times where he would have been pretty justified in being so; given the console in question only had about fifteen simplistic games (in the advertising, they counted each difficulty level as an individual game), most of said games were ''Tetris'' rip-offs (and based around the same tall, thin playing field when they weren't), and it had a tiny, crappy monochrome screen and ear-grating sound. It's more than likely that [[Borb|his parents]] were suckered into buying it based on [[Chris and television|its TV advertisement making it look a lot better than it was]], and infamously promising that they would "never have to buy expensive cartridges again" on top of the cheap price for doing so. We all know [[List of Chris's video games|how well ''that'' worked out]].<br />
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He also drew "[[:File:086-BionicFlag.jpg|Bionic Over Autism]]", which would later be included in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], and created [[Espanolic]], which would later be seen on his [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover project]] for school.<br />
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===2000, 18th birthday===<br />
While [[Trolls|most people]] would've celebrated by partying hard, doing [[Sex|something special]], or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a [[Video games|Sega Dreamcast]]. While he did have something of a party, it was very much the kind thrown for small children, composed of thrown-together decor, last-minute gifts, and some [[Friend zone|platonic]] [[gal-pals]] as guests. No [[Mia Hamm|strip club]]s, no [[Alcohol|booze]], no [[tobacky]], just ''Kenan & Kel'' and cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever.<br />
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Speaking of ''Kenan & Kel'', it is worth mentioning that its parent series ''All That'' featured a ''Vital Information for Your Everyday Life'' sketch that had some very, very eerie foreshadowing:<br />
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{{Quote|If you're a girl and your bra is too tight, you're uncomfortable. If you're a ''boy'' and [[Muscle bra|your bra]] is too tight, I'M uncomfortable.|Lori Beth Denberg}}<br />
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The great importance of this event apparently warranted recording as a story, "[[My big 18th party]]".<br />
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Years later, when asked by [[Kacey]] what did he do with his high school friends, Chris could not recall meeting them outside of school at any instance other than his 18th birthday.<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> Likewise, a former Manchester High alumna who attended this birthday cannot recall any other instance in which she and the rest of Chris's high school friends ever hung out with him outside of school.<ref name>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref> Chris has stated if he were to give advice to a younger version of himself, he would tell 18 year old Chris that the gal pals he was with were hired by Bob and that he deserves better friends than the gal pals.<br />
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===2003, 21st birthday===<br />
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|And now the worst...]]<br />
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If the above birthday was Chris's best, then this one was probably his worst. No friends, no new [[video games]], and no [[sweetheart]]. The only present Chris received was his professor kicking him out of his [[PVCC|college]] [[Chris and English|English]] class. All wasn't lost, however, as this event was the catalyst that began the [[Love Quest]], Chris's enduring search for someone that will [[Barbara Chandler|put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity]].<br />
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===2005, 23rd birthday===<br />
Chris documented this birthday in an issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash#Chris's 23rd Birthday|Sonichu's News Dash]]''. It took place at the mall and was attended by his parents, as well as "a couple of his new-found gal-pals, who all already have Boyfriends, or are otherwise undatable, due to her religion". He was treated like a child, and loved every second of it. <br />
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The gal-pal who is "undatable, due to her religion" is most likely [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]. Chris has met her prior to his 23rd birthday,<ref>As can be inferred from the fact that [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]] was published on 5 [[2005#February|February 2005]], prior to Chris's birthday.</ref> and he likewise describes Mormons like Anna as undatable.<ref>[[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref><br />
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===2007, 25th birthday===<br />
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris's 25th birthday and [[DVD]] launch party.]]<br />
To celebrate this milestone, Chris recorded an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|IMPORTANT MESSAGE]], inspiring girls, boys, and dudes of all teenages with the many lessons he has learned from his quarter-century of experience. <br />
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===2008, 26th birthday===<br />
It's unknown what Chris did for his birthday on 24 February [[2008]], although a week later [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] wrote to him saying ''"Yeah that [[internet]] thing is getting very much out of hand and would like to ask if you could please take down or remove anything that has to do with me from any of your websites. I don't want to appear on those sites as well."'' A while later she discovered that Chris [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|drew and posted porn of her]]. Chaos ensued.<br />
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===2009, 27th birthday===<br />
Chris's 27th birthday coincided with Fat Tuesday as well as the burial of his late [[Aunt Corrina]] in [[Chris's homes#Family in Red Oak|Red Oak]]. Undoubtedly, this cast a shadow on the festivities. In true Chris fashion, he bitched and complained about not being able to [[Obesity|stuff his greedy gullet full of pancakes]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church in Charlottesville]] instead of [[Chris and death|mourning]] the loss of his aunt. He would later go on to complain in [[Mumble 9]] about how Aunt Corrina ruined his special day by selfishly dying. He did receive some birthday money, which he used to fund his [[Ohio trip]] two days later.<br />
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===2010, 28th birthday===<br />
Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his [[ego|obsessive desire]] to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a [[Semen|mysterious substance]] and was [[Magical Man Potion|visited]] by another [[Jerk|male]] guest. [[Alec Benson Leary]] also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|called in and congratulated him]], being the all-around nice guy that he is. Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#Hey, Vivian — 11 February|had been saving $100]] to pay for a prostitute as a birthday present for himself, but he ultimately abandoned that idea after [[The Wallflower]] became his friend and he assumed he would be allowed to have sex with her for free. <br />
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===2011, 29th birthday===<br />
The events were unknown due to his hiatus from the [[Internet]], but somewhere around this time is when Chris began to [[Tomgirl Pictures|embrace his feminine side]].<br />
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* '''''Sonichu'' Canon:''' Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] is distributed into the world's water supply on this day.<br />
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===2012, 30th birthday===<br />
[[File:30_year_old_virgin.png|thumb|A must-see!]]<br />
Chris entered his fourth decade in [[2012]]. The [[28 October 2011]] crimes still cast a shadow. Being the affluent [[Sony]] fanboy that he is, Chris bought himself a [[PlayStation Vita]] and a copy of ''Asphalt Injection'' (a critically-panned racing title that is the worst-reviewed title in the ''Asphalt'' franchise).<br />
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Leaked [[Facebook statuses]] revealed that Chris was not looking forward to this birthday. On 30 January, he expressed his frustrations about soon becoming a 30-year-old virgin, and a little more than a week later Chris announced on 11 February that he had no plans for his birthday.<br />
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===2013, 31st birthday===<br />
[[Trolling]] was on Chris's mind on this birthday: he watched the slasher film about trolls ''{{w|Smiley (2012 film)|Smiley}}'' two days before, and the day after his birthday he called out [[My Little Pony|Tara Strong]] for "promoting trolling".<br />
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===2014, 32nd birthday===<br />
Chris and his mother were staying in their [[Rental House|temporary house]] while [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] was undergoing repairs after its [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fiery destruction]]. Chris was recovering from bronchitis. It was a quiet birthday. He worked on his [[LEGO]] [[high school]], watched the ''Back to the Future'' movies, and got some free ice cream at IHOP.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Birthday]]</ref><br />
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===2015, 33rd birthday===<br />
Chris took to [[Facebook]], asking for a "very much required" $300 Lego set, along with ''two'' $70 Bikini Bottom sets – because he wants to make use of one piece from each set. His given motive is that he "may reconsider [his] feelings upon the lot of you" (note that the condition is that he ''may'' reconsider his feelings – [[Chris and negotiation|it's not guaranteed]], but you'll have to send him $400 in Lego blocks to find out). Unsurprisingly, Chris did not receive the gifts he asked for.<br />
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===2016, 34th birthday===<br />
After months of living on the profits from his overpriced art and excessive donations from remorseful trolls, much like the year before, Chris's 34th birthday ended up being marked by lavish demands on his part. [[2016|This year]], he made an "[[Chris and negotiation|offer]]" to his fanbase: if they sent him a [[PS4]] bundle of his choosing for his birthday, he would in turn give them a $500 discount on his wide selection of shit on [[Etsy]]. Whether Chris even ''has'' $500 worth of merchandise that anyone would want to buy, or whether they would receive their purchases in a timely manner, is an exercise left to the reader.<br />
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Needless to say, February 24 came and went, with no PS4 forthcoming. The following day, Chris caught some Christorians off-guard by revealing ([[Update: 2/25/16|in the most lulzy fashion]]) that he had seriously expected strangers on the internet to fork out hundreds of dollars for the birthday <s>boy</s> [[Tomgirl|girl]]. Not only that, but [[Weens|some]] had even chosen instead to taunt him by sending him unactivated gift cards and used lottery tickets. And what happened then? Well, in [[CWCville]] they say – that the Mayor's massive [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] shrank three sizes that day.<br />
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Chris eventually purchased his own PS4 when nobody took him up on his "generous offer", but nonetheless pretended that he'd received it as a gift from an employee of the company he bought it from, in an apparent attempt to troll the trolls and/or rewrite history so he can continue believing that he has a massive <s>[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (comics)|terrorist]] [[Chaotic Combo|organization]]</s> fanbase who love him and would do ''anything'' for him, even if it breaks the law. And sure enough, he's tried to use them for just that, inciting them to [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|commit acts of vandalism and even violence]].<br />
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Ultimately, many found it simultaneously funny and sad that Chris had to make up his own [[white knight]].<br />
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===2017, 35th birthday===<br />
Turning 35 seemed to awaken a nostalgic mood in Chris; he [[A_browsing_around_an_ol%27_playground|visited an old playground]], talked about [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[high school]], and looked up [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] on Facebook in the preceding weeks. The day after, Facebook showed him a video of Facebook friends wishing him a happy birthday.<ref>[[February_2017_Facebook_Posts]]</ref><br />
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===2018, 36th birthday===<br />
Not much happened this year, only that Chris commented about Christian Love Day on his Twitter and Facebook.<br />
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===2019, 37th birthday===<br />
Chris tweeted a picture of his cake and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] sang "Happy Birthday" to him.<br />
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===2020, 38th birthday===<br />
Chris requested on Twitter that one of his enablers buy him ''Pokémon Shield''. He later asked for "something well-crafted; magic/healing stones" or just cold, hard cash.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref><br />
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On the day, he [[Tweeted]] a [[Spanish]] birthday message and an image of him and orbiters forming a heart:<br />
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===2021, 39th birthday===<br />
Chris, [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as Sonichu, made a simultaneous [[February 2021 social media posts#Chris's birthday and Sonic World|post]] on Twitter and Instagram wishing himself a happy birthday. He also shared some gameplay of his Sonichu mod for [[Sonic World]].<br />
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===2022, 40th birthday===<br />
Chris entered his middle ages in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] as he spent his first birthday away from home, continuing to await his trial for [[Affair with Mother|incest]].<br />
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===2023, 41st birthday===<br />
Chris spent a second birthday in jail; it is not known if he was able to observe it in any way. A month later, he would be [[Jail_Saga#Bonded_out_or_Released_by_court_order|released]].<br />
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===2024, 42nd birthday===<br />
Chris celebrates his first birthday since being released from jail. He uploads two videos in his new [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] series.<br />
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==Birthday Gallery: Witness the Evolution==<br />
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Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|Age 5.<br />
Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Age 14.<br />
Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|Age 17.<br />
Image:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|Age 18.<br />
Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|Age 19.<br />
Image:0599-CWC20-4.jpg|Age 20.<br />
Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|Age 21.<br />
Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|Age 22.<br />
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|Age 23.<br />
Image:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg|Age 24.<br />
Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|Age 25.<br />
Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|Age 26.<br />
File:Chris27a.PNG|Age 27.<ref>[[Ode to Julie]]</ref><br />
File:Chris27.PNG|Age 28.<ref name="lovedayvid"/><br />
File:TG9.jpg|Age 29.<br />
File:Christran1.jpg|Age 30.<br />
File:Chris march2013.jpg|Age 31.<br />
File:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|Age 32.<br />
File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|Age 33.<br />
File:CWC34.png|Age 34.<br />
File:Cwcfeb17.jpg|Age 35.<br />
File:CWC holding Prequel fancomic.jpg|Age 36.<br />
ChrisTwitterProfileFeb2019.jpg|Age 37.<br />
Feb220.jpg|Age 38.<br />
February14ValentinesDay.jpg|Age 39.<br />
File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|Age 40.<br />
File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|Age 41.<br />
File:CWC Feb 2024.jpg|Age 42.<br />
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=="Christian Love Day"==<br />
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[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|The Christian Love Day Declaration (which is totally TRUE and HONEST, and not a [[things Chris has ripped off|rip-off]] at all).]]<br />
Many people see their birthday as a day of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be [[Chris and his ego|focused on him too]]. First seen in the [[CWC Blog]], "Christian Love Day" is apparently a second Valentine's Day, but celebrated exclusively by STRAIGHT folk. In the [[Mailbag]], he clarified he "feels like" it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because [[Chris and reality|he wills it]] and it's also Mexican Flag Day. However, Chris provides no details on how to celebrate, nor does he put any effort into garnering publicity beyond [[Christian Love Day (video)|one lone video]].<br />
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In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], the holiday gains slightly more credence, along with some disturbing moral stipulations. It is on this day that the homo vaccine "cures" the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, that and [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of its denouement would be nationally recognized, or he [[Chris and reality|has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality]].<br />
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Chris has owned multiple '''PlayStation consoles'''.<br />
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===PS2===<br />
The '''Sony PlayStation 2''' is a video game console released in the second generation of Sony's PlayStation consoles. Chris had a PlayStation 2 "slimline" model and in comparison to his later [[PlayStation 3]] very little is known about it. The "slimline" model released on 25 November 2004<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_2_models#Slimline_case_designs</ref> in North America. The first appearance of Chris's PlayStation 2 is in the [[Pixelated PS3]] video released on 28 [[November 2006]]; it is unknown when Chris bought it. The first issue of [[Sonichu's News Dash]] had Chris speaking about Sony and the PS2 in derogatory terms, suggesting that at some point between October 2004 (when the slim PS2 was first introduced) and [[November 2006]] (when his PS2 was seen in the [[Pixelated PS3]] video), Chris reversed his opinions on the company. While there is no footage of Chris playing on his PlayStation 2 considering he owned many games<ref>[[List_of_Chris%27s_video_games#PlayStation_2_(PS2)]]</ref> on the system he likely played on it. After this video Chris's PlayStation 2 does not appear or is referenced again. It is unknown if it survived the [[2014 house fire]].<br />
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===PS4===<br />
The '''PlayStation 4''' is a [[video game]] console created by [[Sony]], originally released in North America on 15 [[November 2013]]. It is the best-selling console of [[Wikipedia:History of video game consoles (eighth generation)|the eighth generation of gaming]], alongside the [[HEXbox|HEXbox One]] (with the [[Nintendo|Wii U]] trailing behind in sales but never falling off the market share). At least 109.05 million consoles have been sold by [[April 2020]].<ref>https://www.vgchartz.com/analysis/platform_totals/</ref><br />
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Despite his fanaticism for [[PlayStation 3|the system's predecessor]] (and his [[Chris and money|tendency to spend hundreds of dollars on games for it]]), for two years following its release Chris made no indication of wanting to buy the life upgrade upgrade. This was most likely due to his [[Chris and health|family's health problems]] (compounded by his [[28 October 2011|run-in with the law]]) draining him of funds - as evidenced by him repeatedly begging people to give him money/buy him LEGO sets.<ref>[[May 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref> He did, however, show contempt for its competition - getting banned from his local Walmart for defacing an Xbox One standee<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart]]</ref> - but this was the only thing he had to say about the modern "console wars" (which have been intense enough to be dramatized in ''[[South Park]]'', among other places). True to form, though, this would change in [[February 2016]], around [[Chris's birthday|his 34th birthday]]. He also purchased a Wii U sometime later.<br />
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Chris stopped playing the PS4 by late 2019 along with the [[Xbox]]. The PS4's successor, PlayStation 5, was released in [[November 2020]] at a starting price of $399 and has yet to be purchased by Chris.<br />
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====The birthday saga====<br />
On 1 February 2016, Chris asked for a PS4 and PlayStation Camera on Facebook<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY]]</ref> alongside a slew of specifications - notably, he would later specify<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Not Dizzy Enough To Beg For PS4!]]</ref> a white ''Destiny'' bundle. Whomsoever saw fit to waste their hard-earned money on this gift would be "reimbursed" with a $500 voucher for Chris's [[Etsy]] shop - Chris naturally believing that his comics, [[medallions]], and [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]] are worth hundreds of dollars. In fact, a $500 voucher would probably allow the donator to buy everything in the shop and still have around $50 in now-useless funds to spare. Having already given extremely specific demands for this "gift", Chris would further elaborate<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#A Beg Big Note]]</ref> that buying him ''anything less'' than the ''Destiny'' bundle ''and'' camera would reduce the value on the voucher.<br />
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On 12 February, Chris uploaded [[Apologies for offending people]], a video that opens with a customarily insincere apology - though he openly states he doesn't understand why anyone would be offended - then ''reiterates his demands'' at the end of the video.<br />
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Incredibly, 24 February came and went without anyone sending him a PS4 - instead, [[weens]] sent Chris worthless gift cards and a losing lottery ticket. A day later, he would upload [[Update: 2/25/16]], another video complaining about this. Bizarrely, Chris appeared to have been so confident that someone would send him an expensive video game console that he became somewhat depressed when they didn't.<br />
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[[Image:20160305081202.jpg|thumb|Chris using PS4 applications - the first bit of evidence that he had purchased one.]]<br />
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However, despite all his whining, it transpired on 5 [[March 2016]] that he had, in fact, obtained a PS4. It was widely held that Chris had just bought it for himself, but Chris credited a "Miss Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington" as the ludicrously magnanimous donor. A closer examination of his Facebook page and of the order details showed that, of course, Chris had just bought it himself. The name of the fictional donor could be derived from Kagney Linn Karter and Kevin Moore, who have appeared in [[Sex toys|porn films]] together.<br />
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====Epilogue====<br />
Having spent hundreds of dollars on a toy, Chris began to beg incessantly for donations he did nothing to earn shortly after in [[HELP, PLEASE!!!|many videos]].<br />
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By [[October 2019]], Chris had ceased regularly playing the PS4 - his PSN account shows that the last trophy earned was in a ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' game.<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu</ref> In [[August 2020]], a fan asked about his PS4 activity, to which Chris answered that the "amount of stuff" in the room was a problem for setting up his consoles and that he was more focused on the [[Dimensional Merge]] instead.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#Gaming]]</ref><br />
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====PS4 games Chris owns====<br />
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'''Note:''' This table only covers games Chris has earned at least one trophy in. Another table is shown below covering games that are at 0% and he has evidently not touched. A full list can be seen on his PSN profile, [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu here].<br />
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{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|-<br />
!align="left"|Game<br />
!align="left"|Trophies<br />
!align="left"|Progress<br />
!align="left"|Comments<br />
|-<br />
||''[[LEGO]] [[Wikipedia:Lego Dimensions|DIMENSIONS]]''<br />
|78<br />
|100%<br />
|A "[[toys]]-to-life" game (ala ''Skylanders'' or [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]) that is rather infamous for [[Chris and money|being much more expensive]] than its competitors.<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange|Life is Strange]]''<br />
|61<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''My Name is Mayo''<br />
|51<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank (2016 video game)|Ratchet & Clank]]''<br />
|47<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange: Before the Storm|Life is Strange: Before the Storm]]''<br />
|35<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:The Order: 1886|The Order: 1886]]''<br />
|22<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''Level 22''<br />
|21<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Sonic]] [[Wikipedia:Sonic Mania|Mania]]''<br />
|18<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''Letter Quest Remastered''<br />
|12<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Three Fourths Home|Three Fourths Home: Extended Edition]]''<br />
|7<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back|Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back]]''<br />
|22<br />
|87%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Sonic Forces]]<br />
|45<br />
|80%<br />
|Chris purchased three copies of this game, each for different consoles.<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot (video game)|Crash Bandicoot]]''<br />
|21<br />
|80%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Legacy of the Duelist''<br />
|17<br />
|80%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''Back to Bed''<br />
|13<br />
|80%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Gone Home|Gone Home]]''<br />
|9<br />
|71%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back|Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back]]''<br />
|10<br />
|68%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Bendy and the Ink Machine|Bendy and the Ink Machine]]''<br />
|16<br />
|52%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] Remastered''<br />
|19<br />
|51%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Don't Die, Mr. Robot!|Don't Die, Mr. Robot!]]''<br />
|7<br />
|38%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]: PlayStation 4 Edition''<br />
|38<br />
|31%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Burnout Paradise|Burnout Paradise]] Remastered''<br />
|25<br />
|31%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams|Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams]] - Director's Cut''<br />
|6<br />
|31%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Lego Worlds|LEGO Worlds]]''<br />
|26<br />
|29%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot: Warped|Crash Bandicoot: Warped]]''<br />
|10<br />
|23%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Little Big Planet]] [[Wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet 3|3]]''<br />
|10<br />
|21%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drakes' Fortune]] Remastered''<br />
|15<br />
|20%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Roundabout (video game)|Roundabout]]''<br />
|4<br />
|20%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper 2|PaRappa the Rapper 2]]''<br />
|4<br />
|19%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Bit.Trip#The_Bit.Trip|THE BIT.TRIP]]''<br />
|9<br />
|18%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Freedom Planet|Freedom Planet]]''<br />
|3<br />
|15%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''<br />
|3<br />
|14%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft: Story Mode|Minecraft: Story Mode]]''<br />
|7<br />
|13%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:The Disney Afternoon Collection|The Disney Afternoon Collection]]''<br />
|2<br />
|10%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''<br />
|7<br />
|10%<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: SuperChargers|Skylanders SuperChargers]]''<br />
|5<br />
|9%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:DC Universe Online|DC Universe Online]]''<br />
|5<br />
|8%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Destiny (video game)|Destiny]]''<br />
|6<br />
|7%<br />
|Star of [[CWC's Destiny start|a "Let's Play"]] (that was [[Brutal Legend|completely silent]], thanks to Chris's cluelessness).<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Sword Art Online: Lost Song|Sword Art Online: Lost Song]]<br />
|4<br />
|6%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:The Playroom (2013 video game)|THE PLAYROOM]]''<br />
|2<br />
|6%<br />
|A collection of AR minigames built into the system. Most notable for being banned from streaming after a man [[Chris and sex|stripped and groped his unconscious wife]] live. [https://web.archive.org/web/20140330151356/http://www.computerandvideogames.com/439944/twitch-issues-ps4-ban-warnings-after-unconscious-woman-is-stripped/]<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Shovel Knight|Shovel Knight]]''<br />
|4<br />
|5%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Tetris Ultimate|Tetris Ultimate]]''<br />
|1<br />
|4%<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:ZombiU|ZOMBI]]''<br />
|3<br />
|4%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Trap Team|Skylanders Trap Team]]''<br />
|2<br />
|3%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online|Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online]]''<br />
|2<br />
|2%<br />
|-<br />
|''[[God of War]]''<br />
|2<br />
|2%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Guitar Hero]] [[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero Live|Live]]''<br />
|2<br />
|2%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|[[Wikipedia:Mother Russia Bleeds|Mother Russia Bleeds]]<br />
|2<br />
|2%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Swap Force|Skylanders SWAP Force]]''<br />
|2<br />
|2%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Mighty No. 9|Mighty No. 9]]''<br />
|1<br />
|1%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Transformers]] [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Devastation|Devastation]]''<br />
|1<br />
|1%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Payday2|PAYDAY 2: Crimewave Edition]]''<br />
|1<br />
|1%<br />
|Bought and played under the influences of [[Idea Guys]].<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====Games at 0%====<br />
Chris has 29 games that have been purchased but without trophies or progress which can be assumed to have not been booted up.<br />
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{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|-<br />
!align="left"|Game<br />
!align="left"|Release Date<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 2: Among Thieves|Uncharted 2: Among Thieves]] Remastered''<br />
|2015<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Hitman Go|Hitman GO]]: Definitive Edition''<br />
|2016<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception|Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception]] Remastered''<br />
|2015<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Soldiers: War Chest|Toy Soldiers War Chest]]''<br />
|2015<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Helldivers|HELLDIVERS]]''<br />
|2015<br />
|-<br />
|''The Treasures of Montezuma 4''<br />
|2015<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:PixelJunk Shooter|PixelJunk Shooter]] Ultimate''<br />
|2015<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:The Swapper|The Swapper]]''<br />
|2014<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Hohokum|Hohokum]]''<br />
|2014<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Infamous Second Son|inFAMOUS Second Son]]''<br />
|2014<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Woah Dave!|Woah Dave!]]''<br />
|2014<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Retro City Rampage|Retro City Rampage]] DX''<br />
|2014<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Race the Sun (video game)|Race The Sun]]''<br />
|2014<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Grim Fandango|Grim Fandango]] Remastered''<br />
|2015<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Killzone Shadow Fall|Killzone Shadow Fall]]''<br />
|2013<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty: Black Ops III|Call of Duty: Black Ops III]]''<br />
|2015<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Nova-111|Nova-111]]''<br />
|2015<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Thomas Was Alone|Thomas Was Alone]]''<br />
|2014<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Terraria|Terraria]]''<br />
|2014<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Hotline Miami|Hotline Miami]]''<br />
|2014<br />
|-<br />
|''Invokers Tournament''<br />
|2015<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Knack (video game)|KNACK]]''<br />
|2013<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Lone Survivor (video game)|Lone Survivor]]''<br />
|2013<br />
|-<br />
|''Shütshimi''<br />
|2015<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Doom (2016 video game)|DOOM]]''<br />
|2016<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Overwatch (video game)|Overwatch: Origins Edition]]''<br />
|2016<br />
|-<br />
|''[[Wikipedia:Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness|Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness]]''<br />
|2016<br />
|-<br />
|''Uncanny Valley''<br />
|2017<br />
|}<br />
===PS5===<br />
On 31 [[August 2023]], Chris was observed on the [[PlayStation Network]] playing a demo version of ''Street Fighter 6'' (a PS5 game).<ref>[[:File:Sonichu PSN 31Aug2023.png]]</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/166kxy2/looks_like_hes_on_ps5/</ref><br />
<br />
==Handheld==<br />
===PSP===<br />
[[Image:CWCPSPFAIL.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's PSP, adorned in ''Sonichu'' imagery. Shocking, no?]]<br />
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Chris's '''PlayStation Portable''', in [[true and honest]] CWC fashion, is covered with cut-out pictures of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], Chris himself, and the colors yellow and blue (to match the [[S-Chu Ball]]). It was revealed in [[Chris's Big Night Out]] (12 June 2009), when the cameraman cleverly revealed it from beneath the re-usable [[Target]] bag it was hidden under.<br />
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The "decals," if they can even be referred to as such, are not applied directly to the PSP, but rather to an outer protective case, quite possibly to allow for easy switching of collages. This relic is unique, because it is the first of Chris's [[Chris and art|projects]] to feature accurate representations of his appearance, rather than his slim n' trim, svelte [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|alter-ego from the comics]]. Behind Chris there is another decal, part of an overhead view of [[CWCville]]. The [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] decal is somewhat out of the ordinary, being the original Sonichu from [[2000]], rather than his updated [[anime]]-styled appearance from the post-[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] comics.<br />
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Chris later bought the PSP's successor, the PlayStation Vita. It's unknown whether either of the consoles survived the [[fire]], though it's [[Chris and money|likely]] he bought new systems if that's the case.<br />
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{{-}}<br />
====Gallery====<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Image:092-PSPSonichu.jpg|Chris, an [[S-Chu Ball]] and [[Sonichu]].<br />
Image:SonichuPSPCover.jpg<br />
Image:282-ChaoticComboPSPWall.jpg|The [[Chaotic Combo]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Crystalina Rosechu]], and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].<br />
Image:518-PaRappa-the-Rapper-Um-Jammer-Lammy-PSP-Wallpaper.jpg|[[PaRappa the Rapper]] fun<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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===Vita===<br />
The '''PlayStation Vita''' is the successor to the [[PSP]]. Chris got one two days after its American release, on his 30th [[birthday]], 24 [[February 2012]]. It also brought his biggest spending splurge for quite some time, as in the weeks after, seventeen new games appeared on his PSN account. This suggests that he spent $470.83 on games alone, and with Vita going for $299.99, Chris spent $770.82 (plus tax) at the very least, proving that, with [[Bob]] dead, the [[tugboat]] is Chris's to waste as he pleases.<br />
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Chris bought (all prices are estimates):<br />
*''Army Corps of Hell'': $39.99<br />
*''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance'': $35.99<br />
*''Escape Plan'': $14.99<br />
*''Little [[DeviantArt|Deviants]]'': $29.99<br />
*''Lumines Electronic Symphony'': $35.99<br />
*''[[ModNation Racers]]: [[Ohio trip|Road Trip]]'': $29.99<br />
*''MotorStorm: RC'': $9.99<br />
*''Plants vs. Zombies'': $14.99<br />
*''Rayman Origins'': $39.99<br />
*''[[Chris and reality|Reality]] [[Christian Weston Chandler|Fighters]]'': $29.99<br />
*''Sumioni'': $19.99<br />
*''Super Stardust Delta'': $9.99<br />
*''Tales from Space: [[Obesity|Mutant Blobs]] Attack'': $7.99<br />
*''[[Homos|Touch My Katamari]]'': $29.99<br />
*''Uncharted: Golden Abyss'': $44.99<br />
*''Unit 13'': $35.99<br />
*''WipEout 2048'': $39.99<br />
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Of course, Chris may have availed of multibuy discounts, download-only discounts, and probably got one of these games free with the Vita. Against that, it's very likely that he also shelled out for memory card(s), a carry case, DLC, other games that we haven't seen on PSN yet, etc. <br />
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{{Quote|Oh yeah, you just love to see me in my- in [[The Classic|the old red, white and blue]].|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|Fashion passes...]]<br />
[[File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|thumb|200px|...for a few decades, at least.]]<br />
[[Chris]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to [[Chris and money|spend thousands of dollars]] on [[video games]], [[toys]], and [[sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like [[Wikipedia:Salvation Army|The Salvation Army]] and [[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill]]. Prior to coming out as [[transgender]], the majority of shirts he owned were colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts - most of which were decorated with horizontal stripes, which, despite being scientifically proven to have a slimming effect <ref>https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201502/what-makes-you-look-fat-vertical-or-horizontal-lines?amp</ref>, have any such potential effects crushed by Chris's [[Obesity|impressive physique]]. [[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] revealed that at least one of these shirts (the "Advice Dog") was purchased by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Though his mother didn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chose to wear these shirts. The advent of Chris's transgender shift was accompanied by a change to garb that may have been more feminine but was equally cheap and hideous.<br />
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==Youth to adult==<br />
=== Childhood ===<br />
[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|200px|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]<br />
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In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polos, T-shirts, and khaki pants. The only difference compared to adulthood is that he sometimes dared to wear single-colored shirts with his favorite [[Sonic the Hedgehog|game]] and [[television]] characters on them. The only articles of clothing he was seen in until the summer of [[2010]] that didn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme were the yellow [[Pokémon]] T-shirt that he owned since he was 19 and a ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|Sonic Heroes]]'' T-shirt he wore throughout [[2004]]. They did not look particularly good on him.<br />
<br />
=== Trademark clothing ===<br />
{{see also|The Classic}}<br />
[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|[[The Classic]], pictured in [[April 2017]], after Chris recovered it from the hoard.]]<br />
[[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, featuring "the Horizontal Horror".]]<br />
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This is the original and most iconic look of Chris, the standard until mid-2011. It is a look immortalized in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] self-insertion. His outfit usually consisted of:<br />
* His [[The Classic|favorite shirt]], a [[Chris and brand loyalty|Ralph Lauren]]<ref>In [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]], Chris claims the polo is actually a Ralph Lauren.</ref> Rugby Stripe Sueded Polo, which was so tight that it accentuated his voluptuous, masculine bosom. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably drew himself wearing in the comics. Trolls came to call it the "clown shirt" or "The Classic". It was thought destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]] that gutted the Chandler house,<ref>[[eBay]] comment: "I lost the shirt in the fire" http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=191232666489&requested=jesusguidesme2&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI</ref> but later [[eBay#The Classic shirt|resurfaced for sale in 2017]], when Chris listed it for a minimum price of '''$12,000''' due to the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He had found it in a bag of damp, moldy clothes, wet from the water the firefighters had used to extinguish the flames when his house burned three years prior. He washed it, and then wore it for the first time in years when he uploaded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. The shirt was thrown out by Barb in mid-2018 - since then, Chris has worn a similar-looking shirt, with orange stripes instead of red.<br />
* A t-shirt undershirt, typically white.<br />
* His [[medallions]] (sporadically) and his [[High School Ring]].<br />
* A pair of [[pedo-glasses]] attached to a chain.<br />
* Jeans or khaki slacks. Chris's jeans typically defined his rear end to a disturbing level — he may have been wearing women's jeans, or he may have been simply wearing pants his gut long ago outgrew.<br />
* The [[Belt Buckle of Fail]].<br />
* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt on occasions when he's [[April 16 Fetish Vids|in the mood]] for [[recycling]], or when even getting dressed would involve too much [[stress]].<br />
* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for [[Chris and death|funerals]] or [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].<br />
* During the winter months, a dark blue parka with orange and yellow stripes to enhance visibility.<br />
* Starting in late [[2009]], a [[bra]] to keep his previously mentioned bosom in check.<br />
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===The "IBA" outfit===<br />
[[File:The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan- They see me trollin, they laughin'... -7-17-09-.mp4 20140516 130015.190.jpg|thumb|The "IBA" outfit, one of his most fashionable choices yet.]]<br />
In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made [[Magical Man|certain friends]], Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old-hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a goatee. <br />
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The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:<br />
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*A plain-colored T-shirt worn over a long-sleeved shirt.<br />
*Tattoo sleeves.<br />
*A black vest (unbuttoned) that was too small for his girth.<br />
*A dog tag worn around the neck as a substitute for the medallion.<br />
*A goatee.<br />
*Sunglasses over normal glasses (the glasses chain remains)<br />
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His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.<br />
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Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clown shirts and claimed that he had been pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video. However, on the same day he [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved his beard]], he drew the first picture of [[Collosal Chan]], a character which preserved the look for all eternity.<br />
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===The "Gay Trucker" outfit===<br />
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[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].]]<br />
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After he promised to leave the [[Internet]] in the spring of [[2010]], Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the medallion for several months (it returned in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|September]]), and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person. This included:<br />
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* A denim jacket from Goodwill that he cut the sleeves off of, making it look somewhat like a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilet gilet].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref><br />
* A sleeveless white shirt, exposing his pale, flabby upper arms.<br />
* The dog tag from his IBA outfit.<br />
* A baseball cap.<br />
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The result was a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that when Chris tries to look like a bad boy, he ends up looking like a [[Truck Driver|gay trucker]], hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.<br />
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The only way he could have made it look gayer would have been by combining it with his muscle bra. Which, unfortunately, he did. [[Fridays After Five|And in public]]. At this point, going back to the medallion would have actually ''improved'' his chances of picking up [[gal-pals]].<br />
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[[File:EnjoyVagaina.jpg|thumb|left|Deftly combining what Chris [[Coke|has too much of]] and what he [[China|will never have]] [[Facebook#An Open Note (4/13/2012)|with a non-prostitute]] or [[Barb|his mother]].]]<br />
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With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly expressed Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways. The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|profoundly disturbing video]] leaked in late [[April 2010]] which featured Chris wearing a [[parody]] shirt that changed the Mountain Dew logo so it read "Mount and Do Me". Fans hoped that since this was a private video for a potential sweetheart, Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his [[bedroom]]. Alas, Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 [[June 2010]] when he wore a shirt that said "Enjoy Vagina" to Fridays After Five – a '''public, ''family-oriented''''' concert. He topped this by pulling that shirt over his head and standing around in his muscle bra, on which he had written: "WANT WOMAN!". The common belief was that these unfunny, sexually-themed shirts were the next evolution of the [[attraction sign]], a way for him to inform potential mates that he is available without ever having to talk to people, nor spend any effort in making a sign.<br />
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In late [[August 2010]], Chris returned to the Internet with a series of videos in which he sported simple, loose-fitting T-shirts. The effect was interesting, bringing him closer to normality than he'd been in many years. He was still a pale, sweaty, balding, fat, pathetically weak manchild, but in Ruckersville, that put him reasonably close to the mainstream.<br />
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A number of Chris's T-shirts appear to have been with him for a decade or more – a Manchester High shirt, a souvenir shirt from the BrickFest event in [[2000]], and a [[Pokémon]] trainer shirt from the Books-a-Million where Chris played [[card games]] between [[1998]] and 2000. Either he's willing to keep shirts that have some personal significance around for a very long time, or his packrat tendencies prevent him from throwing any of them away.<br />
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===The [[Carlos Chantor]] outfit===<br />
[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|His best outfit yet. Too bad it did not last.]]<br />
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A single picture of Chris posing as a male prostitute was posted on Escorts.com. It is significant because it implies that Chris can dress like a normal human being if he wants to remain inconspicuous. <br />
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The black shirt and sunglasses he is wearing are never seen in any later pictures.<br />
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==Transgender fashion sense==<br />
===Early fashion===<br />
[[Image:TG19.jpg|thumb|He made himself into a [[sweetheart from the ground-up]].]]<br />
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]<br />
[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg|thumb|A hemline this high leaves little to the imagination.]]<br />
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In [[April 2011]], a series of leaked pictures showed Chris dressed in women's clothing in public. This outfit consisted of:<br />
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* Bright green nail polish<br />
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?<br />
* Women's sandals<br />
* Blue eye shadow<br />
* Jeans<br />
* Blue string top<br />
* Black thong<br />
* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref><br />
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it<br />
* Red lipstick<br />
* A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]<br />
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)<br />
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While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse.<br />
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Chris was very happy with his new fashion choices, but friction with his parents made it difficult for him to wear makeup and women's clothing overtly. Sometimes he had to change after leaving the house or before returning (but he could always wear a bra and panties).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 25]]</ref><br />
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===Late fashion===<br />
[[File:CWC1214.png|thumb|150px|Chris in December 2014. Note that he thought that this was a convincing disguise that would prevent him from being recognized at Gamestop.]]<br />
Chris continued to wear female clothing, albeit with some refinements, over the course of the next couple of years. Although he has long since dispensed with the clownish polo shirts and jeans, many characteristics of his tomgirl wardrobe are remarkably consistent with the way he dressed when he still wore men's clothing, especially in terms of color coordination and clothing size. He also remains committed to buying all his clothes from thrift stores, giving him the appearance of a dumpy bag lady. He summarized his style in [[November 2014]] as "colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses".<ref>[[Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions]]</ref> Some of the most frequent themes in his feminine fashion choices are:<br />
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* Clashing, violently-opposed colors (particularly red with blue or green)<br />
* Clothing far too small for him<br />
* Dresses or skirts with very high hems<br />
* Leggings, to help with tucking<br />
* Sports bras<br />
* Big, floppy, church-lady hats<br />
* Eye makeup, applied poorly and usually purple or blue in color<br />
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A deviation from this style was seen in the video of the [[26 December 2014]] incident, where Chris is shown in purple [[My Little Pony]] shades, (probably as a [[Honor roll|disguise]]); a silver headband, showing off his ever-receding [[hair|hairline]]; his Manchester High sweatshirt; short jeans matched with long, purple socks and/or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|another pair of pants]]; and boots (possibly Uggs).<br />
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The fact that Chris wore skirts and makeup for each of his court hearings in 2015, even those to which [[Barb]] accompanied him, suggests that he consistently dresses this way in public, and that his mother has come to grudgingly accept her son's transgender attire.<br />
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In 2015, Chris also started dying his hair blue, but predictably failed to do it properly, and ended up dying it an ugly, seaweed green instead. Combined with his wardrobe that manages to somehow simultaneously resemble the attire of a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|5 year old girl]] and a [[Barb|65 year old cat lady]], the resulting look has been sardonically referred to by Kiwis as "mermaid grandma".<br />
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==Notable outfits==<br />
===Gopnik outfit===<br />
[[File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @BatteryEffect.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|„А ну, чики-брики!“]]<br />
In [[December 2017]], Chris appeared in [[Cherokean Chant|a video]] dressed as a classic Russian [[Wikipedia:gopnik|''gopnik'']], wearing a striped black Adidas tracksuit jacket (with his usual ugly skirt) and cap, drinking a bottle of [[Alcohol|vodka]]. The full ensemble, as Chris wore for his famous appearance at [[MAGfest]] in [[January 2018]], consists of the cap, jacket (often unzipped over another shirt), and a pair of matching tracksuit pants (often under a skirt). However, he often swaps out the pants, and sometimes wears one element of the outfit on its own. Chris first wore the Gopnik outfit under the [[Idea Guy]]'s influence but seems to have adopted it as a mainstay of his wardrobe. In February 2018, he introduced a [[Christine Doll#Resurrection|new model of the Christine Doll]] with the tracksuit's stripes and logo painted on. In [[April 2018]], Chris drew himself in the Gopnik outfit on the cover of [[Sonichu 17|''Sonichu'' #17]]. As recent as of [[December 2023]], Chris has been spotted in public wearing a pink version of the adidas tracksuit jacket and the cap.<br />
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===The Vinyl Scratch===<br />
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[[File:CWCTheClassic1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wearing the classic with the Vinyl Scratch Skirt.]]<br />
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“The Vinyl Scratch” is a white tube skirt with a double whole music note. In 2015, Chris attended [[OmegaCon]] cosplaying as DJ pon3, nicknamed [[Vinyl Scratch]] by fans, from the My Little Pony: “Equestria Girls” franchise, the whole note resembling her cutie mark in her pony form. However, after the convention, Chris would continue to wear the skirt that came with the outfit almost daily, likely not washing it very often, up until his arrest.<br />
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==="Breathe It In"===<br />
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[[File:Breathe It In.jpg|thumb|200px|A sample showing Chris wearing the shirt in videos spanning several months.]]<br />
The '''Breathe It In''' shirt is an Athletic Works [[Walmart]]-brand women's top frequently worn by Chris beginning in mid-[[2018]]. He explained his attachment to the shirt in a tweet, commenting that "the message is always relative to the daily life and situations: “Breathe It In”."<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#"Magi-Chan" explains how he got into this world]]</ref><br />
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==Headgear==<br />
Since 2017, Chris has increasingly started wearing various tiaras (alongside his [[Sonichu Medallion]]) for his shenanigans both indoors and out.<br />
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File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|The [[unicorn cosplay]] in summer 2017.<br />
File:Sonichu standee 2.jpg|A [[Sailor Moon]] tiara in summer 2018.<br />
File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|Sailor Moon tiara with headbands in summer 2018, at the [[Region Ten]] therapist office.<br />
File:Chriswithbensaint.png|A [[CPU]] wire tiara in summer 2019.<br />
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|A crown for holding [[magic stones]] against his forehead in spring 2020.<br />
File:CWCCoinPose.jpg|A tiara [[Null]] requested Chris to pose in during February 2021 for a [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]] design for the [[Kiwi Farms]] merch.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/perhaps-the-most-retarded-idea-ive-ever-had.84199/</ref><br />
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==Rings==<br />
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[[File:Cwchand.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's rings, pictured [[June 2021]].]]<br />
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==Chris on fashion==<br />
[[File:CWC and FourScore64 Too Many Games.jpg|thumb|Chris in skirt and leggings, 2018]]<br />
In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Women should wear skirts|posted]] a commentary on women's fashion.<br />
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In it, Chris implored women to wear skirts with leggings instead of pants, saying to "view it from [[Attraction Sign|a pervert's perception]]: they eye downward and have Good view of the in-between, as well as easier access to picture it in their imaginations from there. With a dress or skirt concealing the area, it is actually more difficult for the perv, and, thus, more difficult to picture and imagine what is or isn't at the [[China|groin area]]."<br />
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He also requested men to consider wearing kilts - stressing to wear pants underneath, saying, "NOBODY is impressed with that [[Pickle|bulge]]; moreover, it is Absolutely Offensive," which indicates that Chris has shifted from [[Brassieres For Males|obsessing over men's chests]] to obsessing over their crotches.<br />
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[[File:Chris at Target April 2019.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]Several photographs of Chris taken in early 2019 show him wearing an orange, white and blue striped shirt, including an eyewitness photo of him at a [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] store. <br />
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==Theory of fashion==<br />
The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is autistic, observers speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question. <br />
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Chris seems to regard clothing and color as an integral part of people's identities. During the events of the [[Liquid Saga]], Chris took a special interest in [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]]'s choice of a brown striped shirt, referring to Liquid as a "Brown-Striped Impostor"<ref>[[SingStar Challenge]]</ref> and fixating on Liquid's shirt as a symbol of his inauthenticity, despite the fact that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|owns several brown shirts himself]]. Chris also believed that [[jerkop|police officers]] wearing brown or beige uniforms weren't authentic, and that true police officers only wear blue and black. He referred to the man he [[26 December 2014|pepper sprayed]] as a [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] – and let's not forget that the macing was inspired by [[Sega]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|changing Sonic's arms from tan to blue]]. <br />
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Like many of his lifestyle changes that occurred during the Tomgirl Saga, Chris's unceremonious abandonment of his classic shirts came as a surprise to trolls who had spent years speculating on Chris's clothing as a symbol of his identity, and his usual resistance to change as a symptom of his autism. However, even in retrospect, Chris seems to hold the clothes he used to wear in very high regard as a symbol of his identity and legacy, as shown when he listed "The Classic" on eBay for a whopping $12,000. Writing after the end of the auction, Chris felt the need to commemorate the occasion with some words:<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance]]</ref><br />
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{{Quote|Yes, the shirt's auction has ended high, but I am still awaiting payment from the mother of one of my fans, who, unless remains anonymous, will have her name go down in History for not only restoring a very Iconic Artifact but also improves this artist's family's life, After the restoration and disinfection of the shirt. Her most grateful son will be proud of her for having gone down in history for Restoring the Fire-Survivor Iconic Shirt of Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. Thank You, Missus.|Chris on why history books should remember the momentous occasion wherein some dumbass bought a moldy piece of cloth from another dumbass}}<br />
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Not only is this statement [[Chris and his Ego|extremely egotistical]] even by CWC's standards, but it also betrays the fact that Chris continues to treat a shirt that he let rot in a plastic bag for two years with an undue amount of gravitas. It seems that Chris views the clothing he has worn over the course of his life, much like [[Christopher's name change#Christopher as a separate personality|the various names he has had]], as an important symbol of his identity as it has twisted and changed. Because autistics are known to place extreme importance on inanimate objects, this can be seen as standard autistic behavior.<br />
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==Classic Wardrobe==<br />
Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe prior to 2011, along with links to the videos they appeared in:<br />
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===Shirts===<br />
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Image:Christshirt1.png|"[[The Classic|The Classic]]"<br>[[So Need a Cute Girl|1]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|2]] [[Pixelated PS3|3]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|4]] [[CWC is Angry|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|8]] [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|11]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|12]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|13]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|14]] [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC|15]] [[Sign Destruction Video|16]] [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|17]] [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt|18]]<br />
Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|4]] [[12 January 2010|5]] [[14 January 2010|6]] [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]<br />
Image:Christshirt3.png|"[[Liquid Chris|The Impostor]]"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|1]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|2]] <br />
Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|3]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|4]] [[15 October 2009|5]] [[9 December 2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]] [[100 2269|10]] [[A Hike|11]]<br />
Image:Christshirt6.png|"The Racing Stripe"<br>[[I am STRAIGHT|1]] [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|2]] [[Congrats, Jack Black|3]] [[ECV 00002|4]] [[100 2278|5]]<br />
Image:Christshirt7.png| "The Power Ranger"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|1]] [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|2]] [[LOOK at the truth!|3]]<br />
Image:Christshirt8.png| "The Dunwich Horror"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|1]] [[More for the crabs|2]] [[ECV 00081|3]] [[Bunny Hop|4]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]<br />
Image:Christshirt10.png|"The Two-Face"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|2]] [[Wigwam|3]] [[WeighIn|4]] [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|5]]<br />
Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]<br />
Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|1]]<br />
Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]<br />
Image:Christshirt14.png|"The Greasy Flag"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|2]] [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|3]] [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9 October 2009|8]] [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|9]] [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal Legend|11]] [[3 December 2009|12]]<br />
Image:Christshirt18.png|"The Star Fleet Captain"<br>[[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]] <br />
Image:Christshirt17.png|"The Scuderia Autistirarri"<br>[[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]] <br />
Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot"<br>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|8]] [[Hello, Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]<br />
Image:Christshirt20.png|"The Captain Falcon"<br>[[Down with Asperchu|1]] [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|2]] [[F Abstinance|3]]<br />
Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe"<br>[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|1]] [[CWC is Sad|2]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|3]] [[This was my fault|4]] [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|5]]<br />
Image:Christshirt22.png|"The Cyclone Joker"<br> [[The_GAMe_PLACe#The_GAMe_PLACe_Photograph|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|2]] [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|3]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|4]] [[A message to the Trolls|5]] [[Don't Mess With Me|6]]<br />
Image:ChrisShirt43.png|"The Swamp Monster"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]] [[I like Mary Poppins|2]] [[DayOut|3]] [[FullHouse|4]] [[100 2357.MOV|5]]<br />
Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light"<br>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|1]] [[A Sonichu Day|2]] [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|6]]<br />
Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|"The Manchild"<br>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]] [[Magical Man Potion|2]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|3]] [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|4]]<br />
Image:Christshirt28.png|"The Rugby of Shame"<br>[[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|1]]<br />
Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt"<br>[[51 50|1]] [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|2]]<br />
Image:Christshirt42.png|"The Statesmen"<br>[[10252009 For Kacey|1]] [[To Clyde Gregg|2]] [[For Chris II|3]]<br />
Image:sportsbra.png|"The [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]"<br>[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|1]] [[100 2265|2]] [[ECV 00001|3]] [[Pregnant Act|4]]<br />
Image:sportsbra2.png|"The Muscle Bra 2"<br>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]] [[WelcometoBollywood|2]]<br />
Image:Christshirt27.png|"The Dirty Dashiki"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|2]] [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|6]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|8]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|9]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|10]] [[I am Alive|11]]<br />
Image:Christshirt37.png|"The [[Homos|Mount and Do Me]]"<br>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]]<br />
Image:Christshirt25.png|"The [[Duck]]ie"<br>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|1]] [[Secret Weapon|2]] [[YouTube Finale|3]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|4]]<br />
Image:Christshirt26.png|"The Shamrock Shake"<br>[[An Official Sonichu Update|1]] [[Sonichu Game Talk|2]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|3]]<br />
Image:Christshirt29.png|"The Shamrock Stripes"<br>[[Chris Sex Videos|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|5]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|6]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|7]] <br />
Image:Christshirt31.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|1]] <br />
Image:Christshirt32.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare Redux"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|1]] [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|2]]<br />
Image:Christshirt33.png|"The Bumblebee"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|2]]<br />
Image:Christshirt35.png|"The Intimidator"<br>[[Chris Calls Clyde Out|1]] [[I Love You Kacey|2]] [[10242009|3]] [[29 January 2010|4]] [[C-Ya Later|5]] [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|6]] [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|7]]<br />
Image:Christshirt38.png|"The [[Rainbow]] Flag"<br>[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1]]<br />
Image:Christshirt30.png|"The Big Green"<br>[[We're Being Watched|1]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|2]]<br />
Image:Christshirt41.png|"The White Trash"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|1]] [[War Paint Video|2]] [[Some Favored Comedians|3]] [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|4]]<br />
Image:Christshirt45.png|"The Happy Jack"<br>[[CWC Dare|1]] [[June062010.MOV|2]] [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|3]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|4]] [[Message for John Kyle|5]]<br />
Image:Christshirt46.png|"The Bordeaux Butcher"<br>[[Apology to Emily|1]]<br />
Image:Christshirt40.png|"The Ivory Poacher"<br>[[25 September 2009|1]]<br />
Image:Christshirt47.png|"The Virginian Monkey" <br>[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|1]]<br />
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File:The Classic Jean.png|"The Classic Jeans"<br />
File:Slacks.png|"The Khaki [[Work|Slacker]]"<br />
File:Chris's yellow shorts.jpg|"The Mellow Yellow"<br />
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==Cross-dressing Boutique==<br />
In recent years, Chris has ditched the clown shirts, instead opting for an arguably worse wardrobe, see below:<br />
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Image:The Clopper.PNG|"The Clopper"<br>[[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|1]] [[Announcement 07202016|2]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|3]] [[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|4]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare|5]] [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|6]] [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|7]] [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|8]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.|9]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please|10]] [[Live Drawing Streams#06072017|11]] [[CLog 06232017|12]] [[CLog 07072017 #HarassCWCdirectly#Video|13]]<br />
Image:White tomgirl with Heart design.png|"The Shattered Heart"<br>[[Announcement 06292016|1]] [[Announcement 06292016#Announcement 06292016-2|2]] [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|3]] [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|4]] [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing "All of the Lights"|5]]<br />
Image:imdoneadulting.png|"The Broken Brony" <br>[[November 2016 Paid Video Requests|1]] [[Feelings of the election results|2]] [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|3]] [[Help, please|4]] [[Patreon announcement|5]] [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|6]] [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained|7]] [[Z-Ring Fun Extra|8]] [[January 2017 Paid Video Requests|9]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing The Dream I Dreamed|10]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing Sorry (Not Sorry)|11]]<br />
<br>[[The_Alpha_Trion/"Young_Warrior"_Challenge|1]]<br />
Image:thepromoter.png|"The Promoter"<br>[[Update_02/16/2016|1]]<br />
Image:sonicrainboom.png|"The Sonic Rainboom"<br>[[Jungle bells|1]] [[Holiday_Greetings_to_Karen_Riley|2]]<br />
Image:thehappyhag.png|"The Happy Hag"<br>[[Update_01/12/2016|1]] [[Apologies_for_offending_people|2]] [[Doxing_Jeff/Francine|3]] [[Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid|4]] [[Embargo_Update_12/2/2015|5]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|7]] [[GameStop_is_UNFAIR_to_Everyone;_Not_Just_Me!|6]] [[Happy_Birthday,_Martin.|8]] [[Happy_Pokémon_Day.|9]] [[HelloLadyFans|10]] [[I%27m_sick;_we_need_money_donations;_no_video_requests_for_a_while|11]] [[I_Am_me;_He_is_not|12]] [[Jeff_is_Beyond_Denounced.|13]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|14]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|15]] [[Reading:_"A_Girl_Who_Brought_Down_the_World",_"And_Apparently_Survived_a_Housefire"|16]] [[September_2016_Paid_Video_Requests|17]] [[Thank_You_from_Christine_Chandler|18]] [[Twelve_New_and_Old_Things_of_Christmas|19]] [[Update,_1/22/2016,_and_new_items_for_Cwcville_Shopping.|20]] [[Update_01/12/2016|21]] [[Update_1/25/2016|22]] [[Yes,_it_still_has_been_I,_Christine_Weston_Chandler,_who_has_been_uploading_the_videos_personally.|23]]<br />
Image:thedealmaker.png|"The Deal Maker"<br>[[Proposition_to_Sega|1]] [[Announcement_04/16/2016|2]]<br />
Image:bubblegumnightmare.png|"The Bubblegum Nightmare"<br>[[Live_Game_Stream_-_C-Log_050032017-2|1]] [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|2]] [[Chris talking about the Binding of Isaac|3]]<br />
Image:toothpastetube.png|"The Toothpaste Tube"<br> [[CLog_07142017_-_Rainbow_Colouring|1]] <br />
Image:ManchesterSweaterFixed.png|"The Manly Chester"<br>[[I Love You, Catherine|1]] [[26_December_2014#Video|2]]<br />
Image:Bigbaggyblue.png|"The Big Baggy Blue"<br>[[CLog_07072017|1]] [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|2]] [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Battlegrounds|3]]<br />
Image:MANCHILDMELTDOWN.png|"[[Breathe It In|The Manchild Meltdown]]"<br> [[I_Am_Sick_of_the_HATE!!!_(I_could_use_a_break)|1]] [[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!|2]] [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|3]] [[We Need some gas money, Please, Help.|4]] [[April 2019 videos#@MintendoMerd|5]] [[April 2019 videos#Also, Happy Birthday to MKR!|6]] [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|7]] [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|8]] [[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden|9]] [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|10]] [[General BronyCon Announcement.|11]] [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|12]] [[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire|13]] [[Xleepy|14]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1|15]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video|16]] [[Goochland Library Sermon|17]] [[Sonichu Reaction TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 6|18]] [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground|19]] [[Birthday Greetings to Devin|20]] [[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit|21]] [[Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6|22]] [[Praetor|23]]<br />
Image:Chrisshirt classic20.png|"The Classic 2.0"<br>[[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|1]] [[Dimensional Merge Announcements|2]] [[December 2018 Paid Video Requests|3]] [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|4]] [[Etsy Comments Review|5]]<br />
Image:Gopnik.png|"The Gopnik Outfit"<br>[[A Lifted Dance|1]] [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|2]] [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|3]] [[Cherokean Chant|4]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|5]] [[January 2018 Paid Video Requests|6]] [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|7]] [[One-Hundred|8]] [[Our signatures|9]]<br />
File:Chris's negligee.png|"The Lavender Lingerie"<br>[[:File:July11PaidArtwork.jpg|1]] [[:File:CWCWithFanJun27.png|2]] [[:File:CWCWithFanJun27_2.png|3]] <br />
File:The Classic 3 trimmed.png|"The Ruckersville [[Affair with Mother|Mother Fucker]]"<br>[[:File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|1]] [[:File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|2]] [[:File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|3]]<br />
Image:Newagefunk.png|"The New Age Funk"<br>[[:File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|1]]<br />
Image:Thetracker .png |"The Tracker"<br>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (November)|1]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Greene County Sheriff's Office|2]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#UPS Store|3]] [[Toys for Tots|4]] <br />
Image:ClassicReplica.png | "The Classic (Replica)" <br>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant|1]] [[The Chris Chan Interview|2]] <br />
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[[File:ChrisLibertyUFeb24.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2024 wearing tranny socks, anime leggings, denim shorts, [[medallion]] and blue [[hair]].]]<br />
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File:Chris's funky sweats.png|"The Southwestern Sweats"<br />
File:Chris's White Music Note Skirt.png|"The Vinyl Scratch"<br />
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File:Unicorn horn and ears.png|"The Unicorn Cosplay"<br />
File:Crystal and Gem necklace.png | "The Crystal and Gem Necklace"<br />
File:Fingerless gloves.png | "The Brony Bruisers"<br />
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==Other aspects of his Fashion sense== <br />
===Custom-painted shoes===<br />
[[File:Painted shoes finished.jpg|thumb|250px|Spray-painted in Sonichu's colors.]]<br />
[[File:SoniShoes.jpg|thumb| In [[May 2020]] after being sold to [[Jacob Sockness]]]]<br />
Chris wears shoes that he sloppily spray-paints blue and yellow. He demonstrated his technique in [[Shoe Colouring]]. They would later be sold to [[Jacob Sockness]] on 12 March 2019.<br />
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===Wrist warmer===<br />
[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb|Wrist warmer]]<br />
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Chris likely wears this article to counter [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.<br />
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===Fanny pack===<br />
[[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|200px]]<br />
A fanny pack (known as a "bum bag" in the British Commonwealth) is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn by use of a strap around the hips or waist. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, and was considered to be a fashion faux pas until the late 2010s.<ref>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1</ref> Naturally, Chris wore them throughout the 1990s and 2000s.<br />
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Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|Chris and [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Sanford]].<br />
Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.<br />
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===Cosplaying===<br />
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* '''4 February''' - Chris livestreams [[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]].<br />
* '''9 February''' - Chris livestreams yet [[Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream|another 'Media Share Suggestion Live Stream']].<br />
* '''24 February''' - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 42]]. This will also be his first birthday since his release from jail.<br />
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*[[February 2024 social media posts]]<br />
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]<br />
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*[[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]<br />
*[[Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]<br />
*[[Christ Chan Return Live Stream Highlights]]<br />
*[[CWC ART CONEST Round 1]]<br />
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== Notable events ==<br />
* '''4 February''' - Chris livestreams [[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]].<br />
* '''9 February''' - Chris livestreams yet [[Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream|another 'Media Share Suggestion Live Stream']].<br />
* '''24 February''' - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 42]]. This will also be his first birthday since his release from jail.<br />
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*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]<br />
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*[[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]<br />
*[[Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]<br />
*[[Christ Chan Return Live Stream Highlights]]<br />
*[[CWC ART CONEST Round 1]]<br />
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Expressing the thoughts of love put in the poem.<br />
Kisses are shared and fireworks are blown,<br />
The only way that could happen is if they kissed on the 4th of July.<br />
On a [[Dating|date]], the man could not pay the bill,<br />
So his date slammed her door in his face.<br />
Red and Pink are the hearty colors,<br />
Because that's how the hearts were originally drawn.<br />
The man's coat over a puddle,<br />
The maiden walks,<br />
Then the man trips and pays the laundry bill.<br />
Under the moonlight,<br />
The couples of the world kiss,<br />
But unfortunately for few,<br />
They are [[Bob Walks In|interrupted by their parents]].</poem>|[[Valentines Day Hymn]], 2000}}<br />
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[[File:Blocking Michael McKean.jpg|thumb|I- I am not crazy. I am NOT crazy! I know he fucked that mother, it was in 2021, one after COVID, as if Id ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I-I-I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that insane woman on Discord to lie for him! Wh- you think this is something? You think this is bad? this? this CHICANERY? He's done worse! That billboard - Sonic's arms turned blue again just like that? He orchestrated it! Chris-chan! He ejaculated into a Fanta! And I trolled him. And I shouldn't have. Made him his own wiki site- what was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll NEVER change, ever since he was 18, couldn't keep his hands off his galpals! 'but not our Chrissy, couldn't be precious Chrissy.' Groping them blind! And he get's to be a free man again? What a joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance and you, you have to stop him you....]]<br />
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'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2024]]'''.<br />
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== Notable events ==<br />
* '''24 February''' - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 42]]. This will also be his first birthday since his release from jail.<br />
==Activity==<br />
===Posts===<br />
*[[February 2024 social media posts]]<br />
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]<br />
===Videos===<br />
*[[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]<br />
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'''Big Island''' (pop. 300) is a census-designed place 18 miles (29 km) northwest of Lynchburg, in nearby [[wikipedia:Bedford County, Virginia|Bedford County]]. In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] purchased a house in Big Island. In August 2023, a business partner of Caden<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240103000915/https://www.bizapedia.com/mo/northwest-biohazard-llc.html</ref> registered an [[wikipedia:Limited liability company|LLC]] there called Realty Plus LLC.<ref>https://cis.scc.virginia.gov/EntitySearch/BusinessInformation?businessId=11583983&source=FromEntityResult&isSeries%20=%20false</ref> [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] has been spotted at the house, and Chris was since shown to be living there.<br />
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==Lynchburg==<br />
Chris has been [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|spotted]] in public in Lynchburg multiple times, beginning in [[July 2023]] and often in the company of [[Flutter]]. In [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]], Chris says that he first met Flutter in Lynchburg.<br />
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===P.O. Box===<br />
In November 2023, Chris provided a P.O. box address for [[fans]] to send fanart and gifts to, listing it as:<br />
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P.O. Box 3037<br><br />
Lynchburg, VA 24503<br><br />
[[United States]].<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#PO Box]]</ref><br />
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==Big Island==<br />
===House===<br />
On 26 [[June 2023]], a 5-bedroom, 4-bath property in Big Island was transferred to [[Caden Peck]] and Essential Estate LLC for $235,000.<ref>https://newsadvance.com/news/local/your-right-to-know-latest-property-transfers-and-building-permits/article_c5673740-1b96-11ee-ad2f-cf541414fe9a.html ([https://archive.ph/EIUvm archive])</ref><ref>[https://www.trulia.com/home/10682-lee-jackson-hwy-big-island-va-24526-111741074 Trulia listing of the house]</ref> A Google Street view of the house dated October 2023 depicted Chris's [[Chevrolet Aveo]] parked in front, covered with a tarp (but leaving a wheel visible which matches confirmed photos of the car).<ref>[[:File:Coveredsonchu.png]]</ref> <br />
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On 27 [[November 2023]], Discord user Ike drove to the house and took photos, posting to the [[Official CWCki Server]]. In these photos the car is not covered with a tarp, but the front and rear license plates are both covered.<br />
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Chris has made several photos showing off his place and is recording his [[YouTube]] videos and livestreams there (with a digital background effect hiding most background objects). A door seen in [[Medallion Moulding Q&A]] and windows seen in a photo Chris posted to Twitter<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Merry Christmas]]</ref> matches room photos in a real estate listing for the house.<ref>https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/12d0567f1085ba2fdcd3136dcc6c1beb-uncropped_scaled_within_1344_1008.webp</ref><ref>https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/e7ee7411ff8e37f4a76b10e7036b5690-uncropped_scaled_within_1344_1008.webp</ref><ref>https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/f43bf0bb404ca25647f38fb7bdb861a1-uncropped_scaled_within_1344_1008.webp</ref><br />
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Chris seems to be paying rent for living on the property. During a gaming livestream from [[November 2023]], Chris said that funds from [[OfficialCWCmart]] and streams were helping to pay a mortgage (though Chris did not specify whose mortgage).<ref>[[First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡️💙⚡️]]</ref> In a [[January 2024]] interview, Chris mentioned that he was renting the place he's in.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Interview]]</ref><br />
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===House gallery===<br />
Interior photoes Chris posted to [[Twitter]].<br />
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==Bedford==<br />
Bedford (pop. 6,657) is an incorporated town in Bedford County, 19 miles (31 km) southwest of Big Island. Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in Bedford on 16 [[September 2023]] and was spotted again at an undisclosed parking lot in Bedford on 19 September.<br />
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{{Quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris describing [[Affair with Mother|incestuous sex with his mother]]<ref>[[Incest Texts]]</ref>}}<br />
The '''2020s''' are the current decade, and the period of time where all hell finally broke loose for Chris.<br />
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2020 started things off with a pretty big clusterfuck with [[COVID-19|the coronavirus pandemic]] wreaking havoc on the world, justifying [[Chris]]'s further descent into [[Chris and coping|his fantasies]]. For almost an entire year, he [[Spirit possession|pretended to be possessed by Sonichu]].<br />
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Little did observers know, this was only the beginning. In 2021, Chris was arrested for [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] with his own mother, shocking followers. Chris spent over a year in jail, along with a short stint in a mental hospital, before being released from jail on court order.<br />
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This decade so far has marked a period of accelerated decay – [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally]] and [[Chris and health|physically]] – for Chris, and things have only intensified further as the decade has gone on. Chris will be aged between 37 and 47, [[Chris and death#Chris himself (1982–)|presuming that he makes it through the entire decade]].<br />
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==2020==<br />
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[[File:CWC_Discord_selfie_for_VoidZine_server.jpg|thumbnail|200px|Chris in 2020]]<br />
{{main|2020}}<br />
The [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic'' movie]] was released, with Chris enjoying it despite his [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)#Previews|earlier grievances]]. President [[Pmurt]] lost his re-election bid to [[Joe Biden]], whom Chris had endorsed until he claimed to have voted for {{w|Lisa Simpson}} instead. <br />
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Meanwhile, [[COVID-19]] erupted into a global pandemic, resulting in the cancellation of numerous non-essential events; among them was [[BABSCon]], which Chris had been eagerly awaiting. To cope with this, he began [[Spirit possession|body-swapping]] with Sonichu in April, which continued for the rest of the year. Chris's gradual [[Chris and reality|mental decline]] continued, digging himself deeper into his delusions of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also made contact with [[Praetor]], a group surrounded in much controversy, and gave several [[Discord Q&A]]s.<br />
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==2021==<br />
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's mugshot, 2021]]<br />
{{main|2021}}<br />
This year, the shit finally hit the fan as it came to light that Chris [[Affair with Mother|had been having a sexual relationship with his own mother]]. This revelation very quickly destabilized everything about Chris's life, separating him from his house and mother.<br />
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In early [[August 2021|August]], he was [[Jail Saga|arrested on a charge of incest and held without bail]].<br />
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On the upside, Chris overcame one of his many delusions when he stopped pretending that he was Sonichu. On the downside, Chris later replaced that belief with the belief that he's Jesus Christ reincarnated.<br />
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In the meantime, Chris would start responding to a series of up to 100 letters that he would receive from fans. So far, only 29 of these letters have been shared publicly. <br />
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==2022==<br />
{{main|2022}}<br />
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's mugshot, 2022]]<br />
Chris spent the entirety of 2022 behind bars, as his legal proceedings dragged on, with the only communication being [[Jail Letters|letters]], [[Jail Art|artwork]] and an occasional phone call to the [[fanbase]].<br />
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==2023==<br />
{{main|2023}}<br />
[[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|200px|thumb|Chris's mugshot, 2023]]<br />
On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was released from custody, VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> then updated to say he was released by court order.<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> After Chris's release from prison, [[Post-jail sightings (2023) | he would be spotted three times at various locations]] during [[May 2023]]. Chris [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|repeatedly denied]] ever having sex with Barbara, and appeared to pick up a new girlfriend, [[Flutter]], while living in Lynchburg, Virginia.<br />
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==2024==<br />
[[File:Cwc-jan2024.jpeg|thumb|Chris in 2024]]<br />
::''Main article: [[2024]]''<br />
2024 has shown Chris making some appearances in internet media, including an interview with [[Keffals]].<br />
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{{Quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris describing [[Affair with Mother|incestuous sex with his mother]]<ref>[[Incest Texts]]</ref>}}<br />
The '''2020s''' are the current decade, and the period of time where all hell finally broke loose for Chris.<br />
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2020 started things off with a pretty big clusterfuck with [[COVID-19|the coronavirus pandemic]] wreaking havoc on the world, justifying [[Chris]]'s further descent into [[Chris and coping|his fantasies]]. For almost an entire year, he [[Spirit possession|pretended to be possessed by Sonichu]].<br />
<br />
Little did observers know, this was only the beginning. In 2021, Chris was arrested for [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] with his own mother, shocking followers. Chris spent over a year in jail, along with a short stint in a mental hospital, before being released from jail on court order.<br />
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This decade so far has marked a period of accelerated decay – [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally]] and [[Chris and health|physically]] – for Chris, and things have only intensified further as the decade has gone on. Chris will be aged between 37 and 47, [[Chris and death#Chris himself (1982–)|presuming that he makes it through the entire decade]].<br />
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==2020==<br />
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[[File:CWC_Discord_selfie_for_VoidZine_server.jpg|thumbnail|200px|Chris in 2020]]<br />
{{main|2020}}<br />
The [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic'' movie]] was released, with Chris enjoying it despite his [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)#Previews|earlier grievances]]. President [[Pmurt]] lost his re-election bid to [[Joe Biden]], whom Chris had endorsed until he claimed to have voted for {{w|Lisa Simpson}} instead. <br />
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Meanwhile, [[COVID-19]] erupted into a global pandemic, resulting in the cancellation of numerous non-essential events; among them was [[BABSCon]], which Chris had been eagerly awaiting. To cope with this, he began [[Spirit possession|body-swapping]] with Sonichu in April, which continued for the rest of the year. Chris's gradual [[Chris and reality|mental decline]] continued, digging himself deeper into his delusions of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also made contact with [[Praetor]], a group surrounded in much controversy, and gave several [[Discord Q&A]]s.<br />
{{clear}}<br />
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==2021==<br />
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's mugshot, 2021]]<br />
{{main|2021}}<br />
This year, the shit finally hit the fan as it came to light that Chris [[Affair with Mother|had been having a sexual relationship with his own mother]]. This revelation very quickly destabilized everything about Chris's life, separating him from his house and mother.<br />
<br />
In early [[August 2021|August]], he was [[Jail Saga|arrested on a charge of incest and held without bail]].<br />
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On the upside, Chris overcame one of his many delusions when he stopped pretending that he was Sonichu. On the downside, Chris later replaced that belief with the belief that he's Jesus Christ reincarnated.<br />
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In the meantime, Chris would start responding to a series of up to 100 letters that he would receive from fans. So far, only 29 of these letters have been shared publicly. <br />
{{clear}}<br />
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==2022==<br />
{{main|2022}}<br />
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's mugshot, 2022]]<br />
Chris spent the entirety of 2022 behind bars, as his legal proceedings dragged on, with the only communication being [[Jail Letters|letters]], [[Jail Art|artwork]] and an occasional phone call to the [[fanbase]].<br />
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==2023==<br />
{{main|2023}}<br />
[[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|200px|thumb|Chris's mugshot, 2023]]<br />
On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was released from custody, VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> then updated to say he was released by court order.<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> After Chris's release from prison, [[Post-jail sightings (2023) | he would be spotted three times at various locations]] during [[May 2023]]. Chris [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|repeatedly denied]] ever having sex with Barbara, and appeared to pick up a new girlfriend, [[Flutter]], while living in Lynchburg, Virginia.<br />
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::''Main article: [[2024]]''<br />
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'''2024''' is the seventeenth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. This will be Chris's first full year not spent in [[jail]] since [[2020]], assuming he keeps his nose clean.<br />
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2024 will also mark the U.S. presidential election, with [[Pmurt]] attempting to retake the presidency from [[Joe Biden]]. Chris is eligible to vote, because his [[incest]] case was dropped without any charges.<br />
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<div>{{quote|The misunderstandings linger from those who misconceive of others’ intentions or lack thereof in pure accident or happenstance. Do not be closed-minded to apologies, and when one has authentically done nothing wrong, or is not guilty of anything, especially after being proven this in court of law, they are to be welcomed back into society, period, without any further bias based on the past misconceptions. As for those who have and are, or have, redeemed themselves, proper, let them be welcomed, and if they act improperly again, then they are shown to require more time to meditate and reflect for themselves.<br />
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'''November''' was the eleventh month of [[2023]].<br />
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==Notable events==<br />
*'''3 November''' - Chris livestreams [[Medallion Moulding Q&A]] for two hours.<br />
*'''4 November''' - Chris posts his Dream Code for ''[[Animal Crossing]]: New Horizons''<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Animal Crossing: New Horizons Dream Code]]</ref> and Christorians check out his virtual island.<ref>[[Animal Crossing#Animal Crossing: New Horizons]]</ref><br />
*'''6 November''' - Chris announces on Twitter that [[Rosechu]]'s design has changed due to her practicing electricity so much, causing her cheeks to turn yellow.<ref>[[November_2023_social_media_posts#Rosey's_yellow_cheeks]]</ref><br />
*'''7 November''' - A Redditor claims to have spotted Chris and Barbara at [[14 Branchland Court]] where Chris was moving boxes into his car. The Redditor also claims to have chatted with Chris, who said he lives in [[Lynchburg, VA]] and that he had taken Barbara shopping earlier in the day.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#14 Branchland Court (November)]]</ref><br />
*'''9 November''' - Chris likes a tweet about [[Fanta]].<br />
*'''10 November'''<br />
**Chris announces a Q&A livestream.<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Livestream announcement (10 Nov)]]</ref><br />
**Chris whines on X about ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5, demanding Hasbro refrain from streaming it.<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Whining about MLP G5]]</ref> He also tags Nintendo and expresses that he wants to work with the company.<br />
**Chris hosts a second questions and answers stream titled: "[[Simple Existential Q&A]]".<br />
*'''11 November''' - Chris posts about weight loss, and seethes over conventions through an AI image.<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Duolingo]]</ref><br />
*'''13 November''' - Chris rants about incest fanfictions.<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Rant against incest fics]]</ref><br />
*'''14 November''' - Chris uploads [[Etsy Comments Review]]<br />
*'''16 November''' - [[OfficialCWCmart]] uploads the [[Chaos Crystal Control Act 4 Art Series]].<br />
*'''17 November''' - Chris binges ''{{w|Scott Pilgrim Takes Off}}''.<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Scott Pilgrim Takes Off]]</ref><br />
*'''24 November''' - Chris goes shopping at Walmart and is spotted.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (November)]]</ref><br />
*'''27 November''' - A Discord user spots Chris's car parked at the [[Big Island]] house.<ref>[[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#House]]</ref><br />
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==Activity==<br />
===Posts===<br />
*[[November 2023 social media posts]]<br />
===Video===<br />
*[[Medallion Moulding Q&A]]<br />
*[[Simple Existential Q&A]]<br />
*[[Etsy Comments Review]]<br />
*[[First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream]]<br />
*[[Figure Painting]]<br />
{{References}}<br />
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<div>{{quote|But I sat silent for a minute, then I said to [[W-M-Manajerk|him]], “I do not speek [''sic''] to any Man other than myself, because [[JERKS|they]] all have taken all the pretty girls leaving me with none.” Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has]].” I nearly backed up onto him with my [[Son-Chu|car]], and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|[[CWC's Diary#June 2005|CWC's Diary]], 22 [[June 2005]]}}<br />
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'''Mal-Wart''' is [[Chris]]'s spoonerism for [[Wikipedia:Walmart|Walmart]] (formerly referred to as "Wal-Mart") in his [[comic]]s. Chris has been kicked out his two local Mal-Wart stores several times, and remains banned from one of them.<br />
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==Chris and Walmart==<br />
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===Charlottesville location===<br />
[[Image:Walmart Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|Charlottesville Walmart branch]]<br />
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In [[June 2005]] the [[Charlottesville]] Walmart served as an [[Attraction Location]] for Chris's never-ending [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go to the in-store [[McDonald's]], set up his stuff, and wait around for hours. <br />
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On 22 June 2005, Chris was confronted by the men he identified as [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], who took issue with his [[Attraction Sign]] and called the [[jerkop]]s on him. Chris hid the sign and denied that he had it, but he was banned from entering the Walmart anyway. However, Chris interpreted this to mean he was only banned from the McDonald's he was in at the time.<br />
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On 25 June, Chris attempted again to loiter and came into conflict with the B-Manajerk over his [[Pixelblock]] sculptures. The conflict drew the attention of the [[W-M-Manajerk]]. When the Walmart manager attempted to reason with him, Chris ran away, almost hitting the manager with his car. He would later gloat about this.<br />
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He would return to Walmart in [[October 2009]], forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]]. Chris may have resumed shopping at Walmart prior to that, however, as in [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|one of his videos to]] [[Liquid Chris]] earlier in that year, he made a bizarrely out-of-place reference to the store charging $5 for 500 sheets of paper, in a manner that suggested he knew off the top of his head what they charged for paper, even if Chris himself seemed momentarily baffled as to what it had to do with the conversation.<br />
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According to [[Thetan]], on 3 [[January 2015]], Chris caused a scene at Walmart, closely following his [[26 December 2014|arrest for macing a GameStop employee]].<ref name=thetanwalmart>[[CWCki Forums posts (Thetan)#Walmart]]</ref> He had been approached by [[Manajerks]] for trespassing, and he warned them he had pepper spray on hand.<ref name=thetanwalmart></ref> He left the store before police could be summoned.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (other users)#Walmart police scanner transcription]]</ref> It's unknown what repercussions, if any, were imposed on Chris for this incident, but he was apparently permitted to shop there again.<br />
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Chris was spotted at this branch on 2 June 2017, purchasing a fan.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/6eygtz/spotted_chrischans_chariot_in_the_wild_in/ ([https://archive.ph/Ro8bs archive])</ref> As is his habit, he parked [[Son-Chu]] in a handicap space.<br />
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{{quotebox|he had just gone inside Walmart. Wearing his trademark sonichu medallion and everything.<br />
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A fan who worked at Customer Service in 2018 reported that Chris returned a shirt and had noticeable body odor.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/u1a8wo/has_anyone_in_this_reddit_actually_interacted/ archive: https://archive.ph/2OuMf</ref><br />
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===Ruckersville location===<br />
[[Image:Ruckersville Walmart 2010.jpg|thumb|[[Ruckersville]] Walmart branch]]<br />
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A new Walmart location opened in Chris's hometown of [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20140712005819/https://www.nbc29.com/global/story.asp?s=11501642 Walmart Breaks Ground In Ruckersville]</ref> on 18 [[August 2010]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100818031612/http://walmartstores.com/pressroom/news/10185.aspx Ruckersville Walmart Associates Welcome Customers to New Store]</ref> Prompted by [[Jackie]], Chris applied for work at the new Walmart in [[October 2010]], or at least he said he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> To all the evidence, he was not offered a position. Regardless of this, Chris extolled the store and praised it when he passed by in the [[DayOut]] series of videos from the same year.<br />
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[[File:Chris 09.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris at Mal-Wart on 3 or 4 [[September 2011]].]]<br />
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Chris was banned from the Ruckersville Walmart in September [[2013]] after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXBox|HEXbox]] One" with a permanent marker.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart]]</ref> Over a year later, an [[Apology Letters|apology letter]] written to the store was leaked. In it, he says how inconvenient it is for him to have to go to the [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] instead, and how he would like to be able to shop there again.<br />
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On the second of [[October 2016]], Chris wrote a Facebook post criticizing the Walmart's decision to ban him. For some reason he claimed that the ban had occurred five years earlier, despite it actually only having occurred three years and one month earlier, suggesting that Chris may have somehow conflated it with some other incident.<br />
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{{quotebox|The of #Ruckersville, #VA, USA, has pressed a ban against me Five Years Ago for a minor misbehavior that was a result from a single bad day. I have personally tried to resolve the matter with a detailed document, and the management has refused to sign it, accepting that he has received and read it in the very least. This Walmart is hereby #Discriminating against the #LGBTQ, as well as people with #[[autism]], and the employees and persecuting management are lowlife corporate Scum, equal to [[Pmurt|#DonaldTrump]]. The #HRC will hear of this posthaste. Stay Away from this Walmart, and do not buy anything from there, as they are uncompassionate, immoral people. Thank you. <br />
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**ALL comments and responses to this post, I will not be reading, and will be ignoring.</nowiki>}}<br />
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===Midlothian location===<br />
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[[File:Midlothian CCTV.png|Chris at a Midlothian Walmart.|thumb|200px]]<br />
On 1 [[May 2023]], about a month after Chris's release from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], Chris was spotted at a Wal-Mart in Midlothian, VA, by both a customer who took photos of him, and by a Walmart employee who used the store's security camera footage to take more photos of Chris.<br />
[[File:CWC-Walmart-24Nov2023.jpg|thumb|left|Chris at Walmart in Lynchburg]]<br />
In [[October 2023|October]] and [[November 2023]] Chris was spotted at the Walmart in [[Lynchburg, VA]].<br />
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==References in the comic==<br />
Chris chronicles his expulsion from Walmart in ''[[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|Sonichu #3, Sub-Episode 4]]''. In Chris's fantasy world, instead of being asked to leave nicely, he is confronted by B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic and instead of whatever verbal exchange that may have actually occurred Chris fights the [[Manajerks]] as Super [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] alongside [[Darkbind Sonichu]]. It's impossible to discern what actually happened, but because of Chris's refusal to leave, or stay away, the Walmart Regional Manager appears on the scene as W-M-Manajerk.<br />
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These events are reprinted in ''[[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in "McAttack part 2"|Sonichu #4, Sub-Episode 4 part 2]]'' were the fight between Chris and W-M-Manajerk continues. Chris's interpretation of the events take a huge departure from reality. To battle W-M-Manajerk Chris uses his pixel block [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]] to summon his identical twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (not to be confused with his future daughter, doubly named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]). After a bizarre display of super powers and some long, boring speeches, Chris wins and buys Crystal lunch.<br />
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B-Manajerk, Merried Seinor Comic and W-M-Manajerk all reappear in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] as part of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Get-Tar Region]]<br />
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]<br />
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<div>{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}<br />
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]<br />
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[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]<br />
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On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}. From [[June 2023|June]] onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia|Williamsburg}}, {{w|Lynchburg, Virginia|Lynchburg}}, {{w|Bedford, Virginia|Bedford}} and [[Ruckersville]]. To date, there has been no confirmation of where Chris is living or what he has been doing in these different cities.<br />
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Most of the sightings are initially posted to the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]] or to [[Twitter]]. Most sightings to date have involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] at game stores. As of [[August 2023|August]], it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his [[Son-Chu|own car]]. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by an unknown woman, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest [[sweetheart]].<br />
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This period of time has gone through a number of name changes, with it being referred to as '''The Chase''' (in reference to the ''Doctor Who'' serial) from May 1-6. However, people felt that calling it "The Chase" would encourage [[weens]] to actually 'chase' Chris, so from May 7-August 17 it was called the '''Post-Jail Saga'''. Eventually, CWCki users agreed to rename it to the '''Third Exile'''.<br />
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==Walmart (May)==<br />
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On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.<br />
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On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.<br />
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File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart. <br />
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.<br />
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.<br />
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.<br />
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Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref><br />
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Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV<br />
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout<br />
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He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref><br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}<br />
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The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is located at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation, we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.<br />
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==Battlegrounds==<br />
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]<br />
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On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref> <br />
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Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Forgot to say. An admin from the FB group suggested that OP should tell the store owners about Chris-Chan's situation so they might get banned from the store lol}}<br />
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On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.<br />
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Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.<br />
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==Chesterfield Towne Center==<br />
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]<br />
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On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref><br />
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This was the first sighting where Chris was aware that he was being photographed. Chris appeared to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard. <br />
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Also, the Sonichu medallion itself somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this was due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.<br />
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==Earthbound Trading Company==<br />
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]<br />
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On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}<br />
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At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence. <br />
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On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref><br />
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In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.<br />
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According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref><br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}<br />
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Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref><br />
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The woman standing in line behind Chris would also make a statement on twitter regarding her experience.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14p4qr9/not_sure_how_many_people_saw_this_but_the_girl_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref><ref>https://x.com/t1ffy_sprinkles/status/1666978091879522306?s=20</ref><br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Hi so um apparently I was in the background of a Chris chan picture??? Some YouTuber named SmokeyMcC posted it and I was at the mall with some of my friends and we saw him there!! I had no idea it was him and apparently people on reddit are talking about it....}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|He was taking AGES in line though he was trying to find loose change all in his bag. I couldn't really smell him so ig I wasn't close enough or all the essential oils in that store were clogging my nose. Also I have a constant resting bitch face so I might have seemed mad but I really wasn't I was just with my friends at the time so I wasn't paying attention like at all}}<br />
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One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.<br />
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The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.<br />
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[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]<br />
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==Modern Table Top Gaming==<br />
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]<br />
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted Reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.<br />
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User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.<br />
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==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==<br />
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[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]<br />
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complimented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref> <br />
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CardboardJoJo wrote:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}<br />
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A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref> <br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}<br />
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This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.<br />
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==Walmart (July)==<br />
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.<br />
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Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref><br />
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In the high-resolution photo, it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.<br />
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File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server<br />
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2<br />
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo<br />
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
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==Dragon Fire Games==<br />
On 20 July 2023, a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented: <br />
{{quoteboxyellow|I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?}} <br />
When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered: <br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>}}<br />
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A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.<br />
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This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.<br />
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==Walmart (August)==<br />
{{main|The Otaku King}}<br />
On 4 August 2023, Twitter user [[The Otaku King]] posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg, writing:<br />
{{quoteboxpurple|Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744</ref>}} <br />
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===Video===<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = The Otaku King's CWC sighting<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F6SRKgsbKN4}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[August 2023]]<br />
| saga = Post-Jail<br />
| saga = <br />
}}<br />
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==Walmart (August) Part II==<br />
On 24 August 2023, Chris was spotted at Walmart for the fourth time by DoctorWinchester87, who was initially reluctant to post the photo they took of Chris,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160fctz/ran_into_chris_today_and_it_was_a_surreal/</ref> though later posted it a few hours later.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160jrwp/follow_up_to_my_ran_into_chris_post_heres_the_pic/</ref><br />
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File:E0qdelsi25kb1.jpg|Chris lookin' for [[Chris and nutrition|grub]].<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Just wanted to clarify for those who didn't see the original post I made - this occurred in Walmart in Lynchburg, VA this afternoon. I was just walking along and saw him coming down the aisle. I got this picture (which is slightly zoomed in from the original) and a preliminary picture which was really far away and blurry.<br />
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I did not interact with Chris/Christine other than just walking past and making brief eye contact. I did hear him talking to himself briefly.}}<br />
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==On the road==<br />
On 25 August 2023, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Right Butt Cheek posted a photo of [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] from Lynchburg in reply to a post by user Stupidface about the information currently tied to the "SONCIHU" plate (Chris somehow [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU" on his own damn license plate). The user also claimed that their friend sent it to them.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref><br />
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File:IMG 8573.jpg|Son-Chu in the flesh.<br />
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The plate information this was in reply to was the following:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|VIN: KL1TD56646B569111<br />
2006 Chevrolet Aveo<br />
Last sold on May 19 2023 for $3,500.}}<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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==14 Branchland Court==<br />
[[File:Home.png|thumb|200px]]<br />
On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the same car from the Son-Chu sighting parked at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref> [[Barb]] was [[Fan_visits#FaithlessnessSad5791_(AKA_Barb_sighting)|sighted]] at the house on the 25th of August, though it is unknown if she was there at the time of Chris's arrival. The house was [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_%282023%29|reportedly empty]] on the 8th.<br />
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File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|Well, ''nuts''. <br />
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==Food Lion==<br />
On the same day as the 14 Branchland sighting, Twitter user bndjnky sighted Chris at the {{w|Food Lion}} [[Ruckersville]] location talking with [[Flutter]] at a {{w|Coinstar}} machine.<ref>https://twitter.com/bndjnky/status/1698801255978545375</ref><br />
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===Video===<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = local chris chan sighting in ruckersville virginia! with a woman?<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Luc8yT1g--U}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[September 2023]]<br />
| saga = <br />
}}<br />
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This was the first time Chris was recorded speaking since his release.<br />
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==Sheetz/On the road Part II==<br />
On 9 September 2023, Discord user DooDoo fard2874 posted on the [[Official CWCki Server]] that he had found Chris on the road from Lynchburg and followed him all the way to a [[Sheetz]] convenience store in [[Charlottesville]]. He apparently ran after Chris, though Chris (thankfully) pulled out of the parking lot and drove off before he could reach him, driving away from Charlottesville with the same woman from the Food Lion sighting. He provided four photos and a video with no audio, along with the following account:<ref>[[:File:Image (17).png|1]] [[:File:Image_(22).png|2]] [[:File:Image (18).png|3]] [[:File:Image (19).png|4]] [[:File:Image_(20).png|5]] [[:File:Image (21).png|6]] ''(note: DooDoo fard2874 deleted some of his messages before they could be screenshotted)''</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|I saw him, we followed him. at an intersection I ran up to him and yelled their name. We followed him to a Sheetz and he pulled into the parking lot. I ran after him and he pulled out of the lot and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|I yelled]] "CHRIS CHAN WE LOVE YOU" then he went out on the highway and we lost him.}}<br />
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DooDoo fard2874 also reportedly took a photo ''of'' Chris, though it appears to have been lost. <br />
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===Video===<br />
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| name = DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WF0BpjwFsao}}<br />
| stardate = 9 [[September 2023]]<br />
| saga = <br />
}}<br />
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DooDoo fard2874 is most definitely a [[ween]], and not a keen one either. DooDoo fard2874 was [[banned]] from the server shortly after he posted about his <s>sighting</s> chase, and fellow CWCki server members found that his [[Facebook]] account was linked to his Discord account. DooDoo fard2874 promptly deleted his Discord account and privated his Facebook.<br />
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==Walmart (September)==<br />
On the 16th, Chris was again spotted with [[Flutter]], who was first seen with Chris at Food Lion, at a Walmart in {{w|Bedford, VA}} a town not far away from Lynchburg. A poster on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] posted that a friend had photographed Chris and taken a video.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16kdgij/my_friend_met_chris_chan_at_a_walmart_holy_shit/ ([https://archive.ph/nWCWk archive])</ref><br />
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File:CWC-Walmart-2023-09-16 (cropped).jpg|{{w|Austin Powers (character)|''Groovy, baby!''}}<br />
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Chris's cart contains two yoga mats and LED strips. It also has food such as tomatoes, peanuts, peanut butter, and whipped topping. He is wearing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' shirt and seems to have the [[medallion]] on underneath his shirt.<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
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===Video===<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chris leaving Walmart<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTVkoT8KWhY}}<br />
| stardate = 16 [[September 2023]]<br />
| saga =<br />
| previous = [[Incest_Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]<br />
| next = [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]<br />
}}<br />
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==Undisclosed parking lot==<br />
On the 19th, Chris was sighted with Son-Chu in a currently undisclosed parking lot near Bedford by Reddit user battychaosgoblin and boyfriend.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/k1chtse/?context=3</ref> Chris briefly remarked on an [[South Park|Eric Cartman]] plush they had with them.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/ ([https://archive.ph/XFB7T archive])</ref> battychaosgoblin described Chris as being "very quick and fleeting" and "skiddish",<ref>reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cfj5u/?context=8&depth=9</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cdvsv/?context=8&depth=9</ref> and described the interaction as the following:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|He even spoke to us, a half witted Eric Cartman joke regarding our little Cartman plush we fought to get out of a claw machine.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Couldn’t even snap a picture before he scampered off into the wilderness so we scoped out his car for photo evidence 💀}}<br />
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File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg|Front view of Son-Chu.<br />
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The joke was apparently a poor impersonation of the ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKJprZqU_oU Respect My Authority!]'' scene from [[South Park]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5nf0/?context=8&depth=9</ref><br />
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When asked if Chris was with "his new gf" (referring to the woman from the Food Lion and Sheetz sightings, which was speculated to be a [[sweetheart]]), battychaosgoblin provided the following response:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5kw7/</ref><br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|No, however I think he went into this undisclosed video game store with her and another individual as stated by someone we know who works there}}<br />
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==CVS==<br />
On the 17th, CVS employee and Reddit user justcuriousox claimed to have seen Chris at the CVS in Lynchburg and alleged the following (in reference to Chris and the woman companion (now known to be [[Flutter]]) who was first seen with him at Food Lion):<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16l24r8/comment/k1hpwh6/?context=8&depth=9</ref><br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|she was all over that woman. Just kept touching her and had her hand on the back almost the whole time.}}<br />
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When asked for photo proof, justcuriousox posted a thread on the 20th, uploading two photos of Chris and the woman together, clarifying in a comment that the photos were of "Chris hugging the mystery girl close. Then him kissing mystery girl."<br />
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File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 1.jpg|Oh...<br />
File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 2.jpg|'''''man...'''''<br />
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Justcuriousox claimed other details, such as that "[[Megan_Schroeder#Megan_Saga|she seemed uncomfortable and kept her head down mostly]]",<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1hrr7n/?context=3</ref> that Chris "seemed like he was kind of leading the shopping trip. He also was very close to her at all times. Co-Worker asked if they needed help Chris made sure to step so that he was between my Co-Worker and the girl",<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1i2hxu/?context=3</ref> and that the woman paid.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1i3k13/?context=3</ref><br />
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At least we have some potential confirmation he isn't fucking [[Barb|his mother]].<br />
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==River Ridge Mall==<br />
On 1 [[October 2023]], Chris was sighted by Reddit user merrymarigold at River Ridge Mall<ref>https://www.lynchburgvirginia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Food-Hall-2021-WEB-102-1024x1004.jpg)</ref> in Lynchburg, accompanied by the same woman he was seen with throughout September. This sighting, shared 6 days later, provided us with our first clear photo of the woman's face.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/172c59y/chris_and_girlfriend_in_lynchburg_va_oct_1st/ ([https://archive.ph/lxvP6 archive])</ref><br />
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When asked how old the woman looks in real life, merrymarigold replied:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/172c59y/comment/k462buc/</ref> <br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|My guess is probably in her 20's or maybe early 30s. I think her round face, hairstyle, and even the clothes make her seem younger.}}<br />
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==Game Junkies==<br />
On 3 October 2023, Chris was sighted at the Game Junkies store in Roanoke. According to chemicalreligion, the redditor who posted the sighting, he purchased a ''[[Guitar Hero]] III'' controller.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/ ([https://archive.ph/5rHF7 archive])</ref> Chemicalreligion also claimed to have engaged in conversation with Chris, that Chris did not have body odor,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/k3crnc9/?context=3</ref> and that the woman who had been seen with Chris throughout September was waiting in the car.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/k3dduoi/?context=3</ref><br />
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==Walmart (October)==<br />
On 24 October, Chris was spotted by u/Swizguard<ref>https://www.reddit.com/u/Swizguard/s/sts2t4Upyi</ref>in a Walmart in Lynchburg<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/GHdWqcMW9t</ref>. Chris's cart contains a large box of Philly Steak and Cheese Hot Pockets, four frozen Salisbury Steak meals from Banquet, four frozen Sweet and Sour Chicken meals from Banquet, a bag of frozen ravioli, what appears to be a bag of frozen french fries, and what appears to be a box of Eggo waffles. Chris himself is carrying what seems to be a sandwich wrap. He is also seen alone for the first time in a while.<br />
This sighting comes from Lynchburg, where he was seen quite often, but is also where [[Flutter]] supposedly lives.<br />
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==14 Branchland Court (November)==<br />
On 7 November, Chris was allegedly spotted by u/Taxistheft98 at [[14 Branchland Court]], moving boxes into [[Son-chu|his car]]. u/Taxistheft98 also saw [[Barbara]] at the door, and may have heard [[Clover]]. The redditor also claimed to have had a chat with Chris, who talked about residing in [[Lynchburg, VA]] and having taken Barbara shopping earlier that day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/17q65wn/believe_it_or_not/ ([https://archive.fo/9YtAG archive])</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|I met Christine today. I was working around 15 minutes away from Branchland, so I stopped by to reminisce. Lo and behold, the new Soncihu car was there. I shit my pants in disbelief when Christine stepped out of the house with boxes to bring to the car. I got out, introduced myself, and made assurances that I would not take pictures. We had a 10 minute or so kind of awkward, but pleasant conversation. It was confirmed that Lynchburg is the new place of residence, but no other specifics were offered. Barb is still around and doing ok. It turns out that Christine was just grabbing some belongings, and took Barb shopping earlier in the day. I did see Barb at the door, and heard the bark/howl of an old beagle that I’ve heard so many times before. There were no mentions of sonichu/rosechu, but we did briefly talk about the new Sonic Lego sets. Manifesting was brought up, and I was blessed, and we shook hands before I left. Overall Christine seemed a little nervous, but maybe happy to have a normal/friendly conversation. I took no pictures as I knew if I did, the conversation would be over, so you just have my word here. I am still in disbelief over it all.<br />
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Oh, and the [[medallion]] was being worn!}}<br />
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In a later livestream, Chris responded to a superchat who talked about having met him; Chris reciprocated that it had been nice to meet too.<ref>[[Simple Existential Q&A]] at 9:49</ref> u/Taxistheft98 claimed to be the one behind the superchat.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/17sjaz6/chris_seemingly_took_barb_shopping_recently/ ([https://archive.fo/ZVjiy archive])</ref><br />
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==Walmart (November)==<br />
On 24 November, Chris was spotted by u/Taxistheft98 at a [[Walmart]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]]. In a photo, taken through the Redditor's windshield, Chris is seen putting his shopping bags away into his car.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1830k69/christine_at_a_walmart_in_lynchburg_va/ ([https://archive.fo/lOpfP archive])</ref><br />
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==Post-jail online sightings==<br />
*[[Helena_Fiorenza#Post-jail]]<br />
*[[HEXBox#He likes it for real now]]<br />
*[[PlayStation_consoles#PS5]]<br />
*[[DeviantART#Post-jail]]<br />
*[[Twitter#Post-jail_activity]]<br />
*[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity]]<br />
*[[Pokémon GO#Post-jail]]<br />
*[[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch]]<br />
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==Fan art==<br />
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Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run<br />
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''{{w|Without Me (Eminem song)|Guess who's back...}}''<br />
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!<br />
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart<br />
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting<br />
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱<br />
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting<br />
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris<br />
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century<br />
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary<br />
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living<br />
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man<br />
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story <br />
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==See also==<br />
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===Files on Chris's incest charge===<br />
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (J&DR Court)]]<br />
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (Circuit Court)]]<br />
===Post-release 14 Branchland Court fan visits===<br />
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]<br />
*[[Fan visits#Anonymous Facebook Member]]<br />
*[[Fan visits#FaithlessnessSad5791 (AKA Barb sighting)]]<br />
*[[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)]]<br />
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