https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Elias&feedformat=atomCWCki - User contributions [en]2024-03-29T07:32:10ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Thriller&diff=151906Talk:Thriller2011-11-13T21:08:58Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>I'm going to be putting what I heard off of thriller up here, most of these songs really are just covers with some random access thrown in, maybe see some more songs, and go to bed soon. If my transcribes aren't complete crap, mind if I try to understand Chrissy butchering Vincent Price's monologue? I feel that I should show some respect now that Chris couldn't leave the part alone. --[[User:Soay Sheep|Soay Sheep]] 22:58, 12 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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I kid none of you, this is literally nauseating to listen to.--[[User:Reldnahc C|Reldnahc C]]<br />
:I tried to mention how this is the worst thing Chris has ever sang in the article, but I couldn't put it into words. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 13:08, 13 November 2011 (PST)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:SPARKLE_like_you_mean_it:_ROBEE%27S_BALLAD&diff=151870Talk:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD2011-11-13T18:05:19Z<p>Elias: /* Transcribing lyrics */</p>
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<div>So are these going to need transcribing? It doesn't seem like like it would be too hard, and I want to do something, these don't sound creative from the titles. "I feel like a woman" is just Chrissy singing the original without the mention of men and his normal singing problems.--[[User:Soay Sheep|Soay Sheep]] 21:45, 12 November 2011 (PST)<br />
:Yes, each song will have its own article for the main purpose of transcribing them. I'll throw up the template articles momentarily. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:46, 12 November 2011 (PST)<br />
:I am uploading the songs to the library after they are done rendering. [[User:Abejita Cortez|Abejita Cortez]] 21:58, 12 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Two versions ==<br />
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What's the difference between the original and the collectors edition? And how did the album leak? (unsigned comment)<br />
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Well, the 'collector's edition' is a download and the original is a stream. I'm not sure if there are any other differences though, as I'm not going to listen to the entire stream just to compare. [[User:BubonicTheHedgehog|BubonicTheHedgehog]] 08:45, 13 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Transcribing lyrics ==<br />
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When we're adding lyrics to song pages, should we add the original lyrics or the lyrics that Chris is singing? Should we include the mistakes he makes and words he misses/mispronounces? --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 10:05, 13 November 2011 (PST)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:SPARKLE_like_you_mean_it:_ROBEE%27S_BALLAD&diff=151868Talk:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD2011-11-13T18:04:42Z<p>Elias: /* Transcribing lyrics */ new section</p>
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<div>So are these going to need transcribing? It doesn't seem like like it would be too hard, and I want to do something, these don't sound creative from the titles. "I feel like a woman" is just Chrissy singing the original without the mention of men and his normal singing problems.--[[User:Soay Sheep|Soay Sheep]] 21:45, 12 November 2011 (PST)<br />
:Yes, each song will have its own article for the main purpose of transcribing them. I'll throw up the template articles momentarily. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:46, 12 November 2011 (PST)<br />
:I am uploading the songs to the library after they are done rendering. [[User:Abejita Cortez|Abejita Cortez]] 21:58, 12 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Two versions ==<br />
<br />
What's the difference between the original and the collectors edition? And how did the album leak? (unsigned comment)<br />
<br />
Well, the 'collector's edition' is a download and the original is a stream. I'm not sure if there are any other differences though, as I'm not going to listen to the entire stream just to compare. [[User:BubonicTheHedgehog|BubonicTheHedgehog]] 08:45, 13 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Transcribing lyrics ==<br />
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When we're adding lyrics to song pages, should we add the original lyrics or the lyrics that Chris is singing? Should we include the mistakes he makes and words he misses/mispronounces?</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Thriller&diff=151865Thriller2011-11-13T18:01:58Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>'''Thriller''' is the 14th track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Thriller (song)|Thriller]] by [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]].<br />
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One of Michael Jackson's most famous songs and an iconic track in pop music history, ''Thriller'' makes reference to the themes of classic 1950's horror cinema, and has absolutely nothing to do with cross-dressing. Why Chris included it on an album of [[Tomgirl]]-themed songs is anyone's guess.<br />
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== Audio ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = "Thriller"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Zh3jPsggKAY}}<br />
| stardate = [[November 2011]]<br />
| subject = [[Tomgirl]]<br />
| style = <br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[CWCALICIOUS]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
=== Lyrics ===<br />
[''sung over Michael Jackson's "Thriller"'']<br />
<br />
<br />
Its close to mid night-night! <br><br />
Something evils lurkin in the dark. <br><br />
Under-der moon light, you see some sights that almost stopped your heart. <br><br />
<br />
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it<br><br />
''(anticipating start of line)''y-y-you start to freeze as horror looks right between the eyes, <br><br />
You're paralyzed! <br><br />
<br />
Cause this is thriller! Thriller night! <br><br />
No ones gonna save you from the beast about to strike. <br><br />
Th-this is thriller! Thriller night! <br><br />
''(speeds ahead of [[Mike Jackson]])''<br><br />
You're fightin-fightin for your life inside a killer thriller tonight! <br><br />
<br />
You door-sloor slam<br><br />
And realize there’s nowhere left to run. <br><br />
You hear the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun. <br><br />
You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination girl! <br><br />
<br />
But all, all the while, you hear the creature creeping up behind. <br><br />
You’re out of time! <br><br />
<br />
Cause this is thriller, thriller night, <br><br />
Ain’t no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl, <br><br />
Thriller, Thriller night! <br><br />
Your fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight! <br><br />
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c-Creatures calling, dead start to walk in their masquerade.''(Struggles to pronounce this word)''<br><br />
There's no escapin’ the jaws of the alien dis time … they’re open wide! <br><br />
This is the end of your life. <br><br />
<br />
‘Bout to get you, demons has risen on every side. <br><br />
They will possess you, unless you change that number on your dial.<br><br />
Now is the time, for you and I to cuddle close together. Oh, yeah.<br><br />
All through the night, I’ll save you from the terror on the screen.<br><br />
I’ll make you see.<br />
<br />
That this is thriller, thriller night<br><br />
Cause I can feel your more than any ghosts would ever dare try,<br><br />
Thriller! Thriler night!<br><br />
Let me hold you tight and share a killer, shriller chiller thriller here tonight!<br><br />
Cause this is Thriller, Thriller night!<br><br />
Cause I can feel your more than any ghosts would ever dare try,<br><br />
Thriller! Thriler night!<br><br />
[[Jackie]], let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, Ow!<br><br />
<br />
Gonna feel you tonight!<br />
<br />
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Thriller&diff=151844Thriller2011-11-13T14:04:59Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>'''Thriller''' is the 14th track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Thriller (song)|Thriller]] by [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]].<br />
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== Audio ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = "Thriller"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Zh3jPsggKAY}}<br />
| stardate = [[November 2011]]<br />
| subject = [[Tomgirl]]<br />
| style = <br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[CWCALICIOUS]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
=== Lyrics ===<br />
[''sung over Michael Jackson's "Thriller"'']<br />
<br />
<br />
Its close to mid night-night! <br><br />
Something evils lurkin in the dark. <br><br />
Under-der moon light, you see some sights that almost stopped your heart. <br><br />
<br />
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it<br><br />
''(anticipating start of line)''y-y-you start to freeze as horror looks right between the eyes, <br><br />
Your paralyzed! <br><br />
<br />
Cause this is thriller! Thriller night! <br><br />
No ones gonna save you from the beast about to strike. <br><br />
Th-this is thriller! Thriller night! <br><br />
''(speeds ahead of [[Mike Jackson]])''<br><br />
Your fightin-fightin for your life inside a killer thriller tonight! <br><br />
<br />
You door-sloor slam<br><br />
And realize there’s nowhere left to run. <br><br />
You hear the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun. <br><br />
You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination girl! <br><br />
<br />
But all, all the while, you hear the creature creeping up behind. <br><br />
You’re out of time! <br><br />
<br />
Cause this is thriller, thriller night, <br><br />
Ain’t no second chance against the thing with forty eyes girl, <br><br />
Thriller, Thriller night! <br><br />
Your fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight! <br><br />
<br />
c-Creatures calling, dead start to walk in their masquerade. <br><br />
There's no escapin’ the jaws of the alien dis time … they’re open wide! <br><br />
This is the end of your life. <br><br />
<br />
‘Bout to get you, demons has risen on every side. <br><br />
They will possess you, unless you change that number on your dial.<br><br />
Now is the time, for you and I to cuddle close together. Oh, yeah.<br><br />
All through the night, I’ll save you from the terror on the screen.<br><br />
I’ll make you see.<br />
<br />
That this is thriller, thriller night<br><br />
Cause I can feel your more than any ghosts would ever dare try,<br><br />
Thriller! Thriler night!<br><br />
Let me hold you tight and share a killer, shriler chiller thriller here tonight!<br><br />
Cause this is Thriller, Thriller night!<br><br />
Cause I can feel your more than any ghosts would ever dare try,<br><br />
Thriller! Thriler night!<br><br />
[[Jackie]], let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, Ow!<br><br />
<br />
Gonna feel you tonight!<br />
<br />
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Truck_Driver&diff=151841Truck Driver2011-11-13T14:00:19Z<p>Elias: /* Lyrics */</p>
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<div>'''Truck Driver''' is the fourth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvvMdCTA_os Truck Driving] by [[Wikipedia:"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic]].<br />
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== Audio ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = "Truck Driver"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tq66hZOuaGA}}<br />
| stardate = [[November 2011]]<br />
| subject = [[Tomgirl]]<br />
| style = <br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man]]<br />
| next = [[Girls And Boys]]<br />
}}<br />
=== Lyrics ===<br />
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I'm Drivin' a truck<br><br />
Drivin' a big ol' truck<br><br />
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck<br><br />
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn<br><br />
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on<br><br />
<br />
My diesel rig is northward bound<br><br />
It's time to put that hammer down<br><br />
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by<br><br />
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel<br><br />
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel<br><br />
While I'm waiting for my nails to dry<br><br />
<br />
Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror<br><br />
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight<br><br />
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight<br><br />
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight<br><br />
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight<br><br />
<br />
Because I'm drivin' a truck<br><br />
Drivin' a big ol' truck<br><br />
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck<br><br />
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn<br><br />
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on<br><br />
<br />
Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me<br><br />
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much<br><br />
But when I hit those big speed bumps<br><br />
My darling little rhinestone pumps<br><br />
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch<br><br />
<br />
But still I'm drivin' a truck<br><br />
Drivin' a big ol' truck<br><br />
Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck<br><br />
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon<br><br />
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on<br><br />
<br />
I'm drivin' a truck<br><br />
Drivin' a truck<br><br />
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck<br><br />
And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon<br><br />
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on<br><br />
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[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Truck_Driver&diff=151840Truck Driver2011-11-13T13:58:02Z<p>Elias: /* Lyrics */</p>
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<div>'''Truck Driver''' is the fourth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvvMdCTA_os Truck Driving] by [[Wikipedia:"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic]].<br />
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== Audio ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = "Truck Driver"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tq66hZOuaGA}}<br />
| stardate = [[November 2011]]<br />
| subject = [[Tomgirl]]<br />
| style = <br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man]]<br />
| next = [[Girls And Boys]]<br />
}}<br />
=== Lyrics ===<br />
I'm Drivin' a truck<br />
Drivin' a big ol' truck<br />
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck<br />
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn<br />
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on<br />
<br />
My diesel rig is northward bound<br />
It's time to put that hammer down<br />
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by<br />
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel<br />
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel<br />
While I'm waiting for my nails to dry<br />
<br />
Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror<br />
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight<br />
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight<br />
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight<br />
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight<br />
<br />
Because I'm drivin' a truck<br />
Drivin' a big ol' truck<br />
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck<br />
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn<br />
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on<br />
<br />
Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me<br />
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much<br />
But when I hit those big speed bumps<br />
My darling little rhinestone pumps<br />
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch<br />
<br />
But still I'm drivin' a truck<br />
Drivin' a big ol' truck<br />
Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck<br />
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon<br />
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on<br />
<br />
I'm drivin' a truck<br />
Drivin' a truck<br />
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck<br />
And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon<br />
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on<br />
<br />
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCALICIOUS&diff=151837CWCALICIOUS2011-11-13T13:47:08Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>'''CWCALICIOUS''' is the 13th track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Fergalicious|Fergalicious]] by [[Wikipedia:Fergie (singer)|Fergie]].<br />
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== Audio ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = "CWCALICIOUS"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sYKXeseGjJk}}<br />
| stardate = [[November 2011]]<br />
| subject = [[Tomgirl]]<br />
| style = <br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[Boys Boys Boys v2]]<br />
| next = [[Thriller]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Lyrics ===<br />
{{transcription}}<br />
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[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]<br />
[[Category:Yo! CWC Raps]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Truck_Driver&diff=151836Truck Driver2011-11-13T13:45:20Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>'''Truck Driver''' is the fourth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvvMdCTA_os Truck Driving] by [[Wikipedia:"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic]].<br />
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== Audio ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = "Truck Driver"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tq66hZOuaGA}}<br />
| stardate = [[November 2011]]<br />
| subject = [[Tomgirl]]<br />
| style = <br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man]]<br />
| next = [[Girls And Boys]]<br />
}}<br />
=== Lyrics ===<br />
{{transcription}}<br />
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[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Girls_And_Boys&diff=151835Girls And Boys2011-11-13T13:44:53Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>'''Girls And Boys''' is the fifth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Girls and Boys|Girls and Boys]] by [[Wikipedia:Blur|Blur]].<br />
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== Audio ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = "Girls and Boys"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qGglJELUHN8}}<br />
| stardate = [[November 2011]]<br />
| subject = [[Tomgirl]]<br />
| style = <br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[Truck Driver]]<br />
| next = [[Rebel Girl]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Lyrics ===<br />
{{transcription}}<br />
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[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Truck_Driver&diff=151834Truck Driver2011-11-13T13:42:12Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>'''Truck Driver''' is the fourth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvvMdCTA_os Truck Driving] by [[Wikipedia:"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic]].<br />
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== Audio ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = "Truck Driver"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tq66hZOuaGA}}<br />
| stardate = [[November 2011]]<br />
| subject = [[Love Quest]]<br />
| style = <br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man]]<br />
| next = [[Girls And Boys]]<br />
}}<br />
=== Lyrics ===<br />
{{transcription}}<br />
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[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Wikipedia&diff=151647Talk:Wikipedia2011-11-11T19:34:24Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>I lol'd. Oh WOW.<br />
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Oh yeah, and I saw a Wikipedia page about him (''not'' made by Chris) a few days ago but I think it got deleted. I should've took a screenshot or something when I had the chance. --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 19:42, 3 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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*Oh wow indeed. And of everything wrong with all of this, the first thing coming to my mind is "does he actually think that's how you spell [[Merried Seinor Comic|'senior']]?" Wow. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 00:39, 4 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Just beautiful. So many questions answered. And wow, I thought he was the self-loathing kind of narcissist. "Noble Gentleman" indeed. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:05, 4 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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I think the profile should have its own page. Looks like Chris is going to be up to some good 'ol fashion antics on Wikipedia and it'll be hard to document them on the page as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:10, 4 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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/agree, as of today, he re-uploaded his wikipeida profile with the only change being the removal of his picture and a "I hate ed" tag. There's going to be a lot on this page in the near future. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 04:15, 4 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
*Actually, I added the ED tag, to make it look more presentable to Wiki admins. The pic removal is probably because it got deleted from WikiCommons. But this version is genuine. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:00, 4 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Oh god, the video now on his old account where he yells about keeping the Wikipedia page up. He's a bigger cunt than I imagined. I swear I almost feel like he's trolling Wikipedia. And bringing up Anne Boleyn again. Ughhhhh Christian Weston Chandler. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 05:47, 4 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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From the letter: <br />
it is HARDEST for me to get a job in a place that does background checks,<br />
only to find that cursed E.D. Page those EVIL TROLLS created against me at the TOP of the<br />
list.<br />
Is he actually looking for a job, or is he adding something else to his massive list of lies? --[[User:Pope Explosives|Pope Explosives]] 06:31, 4 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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:I'm personally just impressed that Chris has finally realized that the ED page could potentially affect his chances of getting job. Even if he's just saying this because he thinks Wikipedia will take pity on him for it, it's a greater level of insight than I thought he would ever achieve. Until now the only reason he seemed to mind the ED page was that women would read it and not want to have sex with him. Of course, writing his own history on Wikipedia doesn't counteract that any more than writing his own history on cwcville.com... --[[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] 07:46, 4 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Edited to add my re-uploading of the article to Wikipedia. --[[User:Garfield|Garfield]] 07:35, 6 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==What about a Chris and the Internet?==<br />
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I read this article and I find it quite thin. The whole Wikipedia affair took only a fraction of the 'Net presence of Chris. Not enough to warrant an entry in the "Chris And ..." series. What I suggest is that we merge the texts related to ED, Wikipedia, Youtube and all his websites in one great article called "Chris and the Internet". This would keep his appearances on the web cleanly squared in a corner of the CWCki instead of all around. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:29, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
: Yeah, that's a good issue to tackle. We already have ample evidence here that Chris is not exactly a stellar net citizen, and he has demonstrated that on several websites. (I rambled about this in [[White knight]] article already.) Don't know if all of this needs to be merged, but an article about common themes in Chris's net behaviour would be good: how he (ab)uses websites he doesn't own, etc etc etc... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 14:44, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Fix this. ==<br />
I honestly doubt that this is the real Megan Schroeder and Cole Smithey. Is it really worth noting some faggot tried to make another Chris article? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:37, 2 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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:I'm <s>pretty sure</s> think it was Cole. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:07, 3 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Related Account?==<br />
Has anybody seen this account before? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Cwc_zen [[User:DiqueButtis|DiqueButtis]] 11:28, 11 November 2011 (PST)<br />
:Nope, but it's nothing at all like what Chris writes. It's just a dumb troll who tried to get chris onto wikipedia a few years ago. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 11:34, 11 November 2011 (PST)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:HNI_0020.JPG&diff=151416File talk:HNI 0020.JPG2011-11-07T23:47:35Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>Should it be mentioned that everyone turned towards the camera indicates Chris may have gotten everyone's attention one way or another? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 15:07, 7 November 2011 (PST)<br />
:Or a staff member could have recognised him and told him he wasn't supposed to be here. Either way everyone noticed him, no point speculating exactly what was said. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 15:47, 7 November 2011 (PST)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:CwC_in_the_slammer.jpg&diff=151116File talk:CwC in the slammer.jpg2011-11-05T14:14:27Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>OMG OMG Happy Halloween guise! [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 04:24, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Before incorporating this into any page, allow me to discuss with my fellow admins on the matter. It's a precarious situation and I'd do something myself but I need a second opinion first. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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* I tried looking up the case info, just to verify that it's legit, and it turns out that not only is Chris facing charges of Trespassing and Misdemeanour Assault in addition to the one listed, ''Barbara'' is facing the same "Failure to Stop" charge, along with Assaulting a Law Enforcement Official. --[[User:HarryHowler|HarryHowler]] 06:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: By searching for the name "Chandler" on [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing this website] you can see the full list of charges. Barbara Chandler is facing charges for assaulting an officer (Class 6 Felony), they're both being charged with failing to stop at the scene of an accident involving property damage of more than $1000 (So Chris/Barb didn't hit Michael Snyder, but they probably ran into a parked vehicle or something, which is a Class 5 Felony), and Chris himself is charged with Assault and Tresspass After Forbidden. (Both Class 1 Misdemeanors). According to Wikipedia: '''Virginia classifies most felonies by number, ranging from Class 6 (least severe: 1 to 5 years in prison or up to 12 months in jail) through Class 2 (20 years to life, e.g., first-degree murder and aggravated malicious wounding) up to Class 1 (life imprisonment or the death penalty, reserved for certain types of murders).''' These are some pretty fucking serious charges. I doubt Chris would ever be sent to prison short of committing a serious crime, but this is a far cry from taking pictures through the store window. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 07:14, 5 November 2011 (PDT)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tito_Got_No_Luck_Against_We_Brits,_Irish_and_Scots!&diff=150632Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!2011-10-24T22:25:10Z<p>Elias: Sorry for being pedantic but national pride demands I clarify this! Be glad I didn't get really spergy and differentiate "Britain" and "United Kingdom".</p>
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<div>[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|left|I see London, I see <s>France</s> Greece, I see Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]!]]<br />
[[File:FatBastardChris.jpg|thumb|A model of Chris in his kilt]]<br />
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{{quote|Surfshack Tito started this Lingering Heartache Chaos! I will take him down Personally!|Chris, blaming someone's else for [[The Wallflower|his mistakes]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|again]].}}<br />
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'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. He then proceeds to threaten Tito by putting on a skirt and showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's [[Racism|insulting]], and being completely incompetent with a [[Pocket knife|knife]]. <br />
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It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of [[fail]] that he should drop her name. ''Twice''. Furthermore, the very next video he released features her '''FREAKING PEN NAME IN THE TITLE''', which is exactly how the trolls identified her in the first place.<br />
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It is also worth noting that "Brits" is a catch-all term referring to anyone from the British Isles, which includes Scotland and Northern Ireland (as well as England, Wales, and a number of outlying territories and islands). This video was released shortly before St. Patrick's Day, which does something to explain the Celtic vibe of the video. Unfortunately, this also implies an ignorance of the differences between the Scottish and Irish peoples, of which there are many.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dFeGkOvXOj8}}<br />
| stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{TanWideLines|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]<br />
| next = [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, <br/>Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]<br />
}}<br />
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{{quote|Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today.}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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[''[[Wikipedia:Ireland's Call|Ireland's Call]] is playing on the background.'']<br />
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Tito! Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your- your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission... to... Heather, and also the awesome gal-pal that we know between us, our [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Scarlet]]. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|beatin' up your ass]]! ...And also... regain th- regain the love... and trust and friendship... of Heather.<br />
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Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way- [''Chris does a horrifyingly [[CWC Fighter|high kick]] wherein [[Butt garments|we can see his underwear quite clearly]].''] Two ways... [''He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.''] ...or three! [''He puts the knife on a desk off screen.'']<br />
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[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today. [''Chris comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.''] I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh! [''He fails to produce a shillelagh.''] [''Chris then holds up his right fist to display his [[high school ring]].''] And mah ring, man!<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Death threats]]<br />
*[[Surfshack Tito]]<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-14]]<br />
[[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-03-14]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Youngtroll&diff=150631User talk:Youngtroll2011-10-24T22:18:56Z<p>Elias: /* Ahuviya */</p>
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== Ahuviya ==<br />
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Seriously, your edit was removed because it wasn't important to the article (Pro tip: Jack Thaddeus isn't really a youtube transgender communist). If you think it's important to the article then bring it up on the talk page, don't keep putting it back in the article. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 15:10, 24 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
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yessir, but i think we should create a seperate ahuviya page if he isn't really jack, just a thought<br />
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Ahuviya already has a wiki, this one is just about Chris. Ahuviya only has a mention because someone tricked Chris into thinking that Ahuviya was the troll pretending to be Jack Thaddeus. You really ought to spend some time lurking because it's super obvious which parts of the cwcki are real and which parts are ironic. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 15:18, 24 October 2011 (PDT)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jack_Thaddeus&diff=150627Jack Thaddeus2011-10-24T22:11:17Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>{{Quote|Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my [[PlayStation Network]]s accounts, you expert hacker! You, you [[Chris and English|ir—rational expert]]! Motherfucking [[Chris and religion|burning-in-Hell]] hacker!|Chris on Jack<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref>}}<br />
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Trolls<br />
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! colspan="2" |Ahuviya Rotem Harel<br />
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|'''Birth name'''<br />
|Phillip V. Haskins-Delici<br />
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| '''Alias'''<br />
| Jack Thaddeus<br>ADF<br>Felipe Delicias<br />
|-<br />
| '''Date of Birth'''<br />
| 12 August [[1985]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Residence'''<br />
| Philadelphia, PA, [[USA]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Transwoman<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| American<br />
|-<br />
| '''Race'''<br />
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
'''Jack Thaddeus''' (born 12 August 1985) is the [[troll]] responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings with [[Chris]]. He is also a TRUE and HONEST [[homo]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> In [[August 2011]], he was outed as being none other than [[Internet]] lolcow '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''' ("ADF"), a noted [[cosplay]]er, [[Michael Snyder|JEW]], communist, and [[Asperger's syndrome|"Aspergian"]].<br />
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==PSN hax==<br />
Jack had a sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into [[Chris humps his PS3|dry-humping his PS3]] and [[It's UGH!|singing "It's okay to be gay"]]. Unimpressed by Chris's performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind.<br />
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Jack worked with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to break into Chandler's PSN accounts and possibly bring about the beginning of the [[Liquid Chris]] Saga.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails#7/19/09|The Mysterious Man at Otakon]]</ref><br />
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==CWCipedia advertisements==<br />
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|Jack's ads]]<br />
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In [[November 2009]], Jack purchased advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]]. One banner ad linked to a [[gay]] rights website (noting that the creator and hero of ''[[Family Guy]]'' both support gay rights, and using the hated word "[[naïve]]"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic [[pickle|cactus]] mascot. <br />
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Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|demanded that the ads be removed]]. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "[[Kill De Jack|I'll deal with him myself]]." Whatever measures he took, though, they didn't do much good, because the original ads were soon joined by many new banners featuring pickles, [[homos]], and other things Chris hates and fears. These ads would have stayed for a long time since Jack, a gentle and generous soul, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Do NOT tamper with the advertisements (CCS)|rented all the ads-space up to the end of 2010]].<br />
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Jack eventually leased some of the adspace to [[Mao]], the webmaster of the [[Asperpedia]]. On 25 [[February 2010]], this lease apparently concluded, and Jack filled the website with dicks.<br />
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Eventually, on 18 [[March 2010]], Jack pulled all his funding from the site, forcing the Sysop to take the site down. It came back the next day under the rule of Mao.<br />
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==In the comics==<br />
[[Image:jacktochris.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]<br />
Jack made his first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as the 4-cent_garbage building is collapsing. When [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] escapes, he condemns him and [[Clyde Cash]] for being homo trolls. When [[Beel]] escapes, he, too, condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name" is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler]. With no option left, Clyde and Jack jump into the 66+6 story elevator shaft to their suicide.<br />
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==Called out==<br />
[[image:separatedatbirth.jpg|thumb|Separated at birth]]<br />
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On 16 [[August 2011]] [[Calling_out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|Chris claimed]] to have dox on Jack, and claimed that his real name was Ahuviya, that he lived in Pennsylvania, and that Jack is planning to have [[Wikipedia:Sex reassignment surgery (male-to-female)|gender reassignment surgery]]. He demanded a video of apology to be uploaded by Jack/Ahuviya by 10 [[September 2011]].<br />
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A week later, [[Calling_Out#Re-Calling Ahuvia|he revealed]] that Ahuviya was a [[Molvania|communist]] and into BDSM.<br />
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In a shocking twist, it emerged that Jack/Ahuviya was none other than Ahuviya Rotem Harel, a.k.a. ADF, a lolcow almost as big as Chris himself.<ref>[http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Why_Philadelphia_is_so_much_Greater_than_CWCville]</ref><ref>[http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Advice_for_Chris-chan_from_Ahuviya_Harel]</ref><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]]<br />
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]<br />
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]<br />
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Main_Page ADFki]<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]][[Category: CWCipedia Saga]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Youngtroll&diff=150626User talk:Youngtroll2011-10-24T22:10:46Z<p>Elias: /* Ahuviya */ new section</p>
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== Ahuviya ==<br />
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Seriously, your edit was removed because it wasn't important to the article (Pro tip: Jack Thaddeus isn't really a youtube transgender communist). If you think it's important to the article then bring it up on the talk page, don't keep putting it back in the article. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 15:10, 24 October 2011 (PDT)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jack_Thaddeus&diff=150622Jack Thaddeus2011-10-24T21:25:51Z<p>Elias: Undo revision 150621 by Youngtroll (talk) Don't readd your edits if they get removed,take it to the talk page if you think it's important</p>
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<div>{{Quote|Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my [[PlayStation Network]]s accounts, you expert hacker! You, you [[Chris and English|ir—rational expert]]! Motherfucking [[Chris and religion|burning-in-Hell]] hacker!|Chris on Jack<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref>}}<br />
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Trolls<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" | [[File:Ahuvia.png|200px|center]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" |Ahuviya Rotem Harel<br />
|-<br />
|'''Birth name'''<br />
|Phillip V. Haskins-Delici<br />
|-<br />
| '''Alias'''<br />
| Jack Thaddeus<br>ADF<br>Felipe Delicias<br />
|-<br />
| '''Date of Birth'''<br />
| 12 August [[1985]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Residence'''<br />
| Philadelphia, PA, [[USA]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Transwoman<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| American<br />
|-<br />
| '''Race'''<br />
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
'''Jack Thaddeus''' (born 12 August 1985) is the [[troll]] responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings with [[Chris]]. He is also a TRUE and HONEST [[homo]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> In [[August 2011]], he was outed as being none other than [[Internet]] lolcow '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''' ("ADF"), a noted [[cosplay]]er, [[Michael Snyder|JEW]], communist, and [[Asperger's syndrome|"Aspergian"]].<br />
<br />
==PSN hax==<br />
Jack had a sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into [[Chris humps his PS3|dry-humping his PS3]] and [[It's UGH!|singing "It's okay to be gay"]]. Unimpressed by Chris's performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind.<br />
<br />
Jack worked with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to break into Chandler's PSN accounts and possibly bring about the beginning of the [[Liquid Chris]] Saga.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails#7/19/09|The Mysterious Man at Otakon]]</ref><br />
<br />
==CWCipedia advertisements==<br />
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|Jack's ads]]<br />
<br />
In [[November 2009]], Jack purchased advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]]. One banner ad linked to a [[gay]] rights website (noting that the creator and hero of ''[[Family Guy]]'' both support gay rights, and using the hated word "[[naïve]]"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic [[pickle|cactus]] mascot. <br />
<br />
Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|demanded that the ads be removed]]. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "[[Kill De Jack|I'll deal with him myself]]." Whatever measures he took, though, they didn't do much good, because the original ads were soon joined by many new banners featuring pickles, [[homos]], and other things Chris hates and fears. These ads would have stayed for a long time since Jack, a gentle and generous soul, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Do NOT tamper with the advertisements (CCS)|rented all the ads-space up to the end of 2010]].<br />
<br />
Jack eventually leased some of the adspace to [[Mao]], the webmaster of the [[Asperpedia]]. On 25 [[February 2010]], this lease apparently concluded, and Jack filled the website with dicks.<br />
<br />
Eventually, on 18 [[March 2010]], Jack pulled all his funding from the site, forcing the Sysop to take the site down. It came back the next day under the rule of Mao.<br />
<br />
==In the comics==<br />
[[Image:jacktochris.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]<br />
Jack made his first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as the 4-cent_garbage building is collapsing. When [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] escapes, he condemns him and [[Clyde Cash]] for being homo trolls. When [[Beel]] escapes, he, too, condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name" is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler]. With no option left, Clyde and Jack jump into the 66+6 story elevator shaft to their suicide.<br />
<br />
==Called out==<br />
[[image:separatedatbirth.jpg|thumb|Separated at birth]]<br />
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On 16 [[August 2011]] [[Calling_out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|Chris claimed]] to have dox on Jack, and claimed that his real name was Ahuviya, that he lived in Pennsylvania, and that Jack is planning to have [[Wikipedia:Sex reassignment surgery (male-to-female)|gender reassignment surgery]]. He demanded a video of apology to be uploaded by Jack/Ahuviya by 10 [[September 2011]].<br />
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A week later, [[Calling_Out#Re-Calling Ahuvia|he revealed]] that Ahuviya was a [[Molvania|communist]] and into BDSM.<br />
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In a shocking twist, it emerged that Jack/Ahuviya was none other than Ahuviya Rotem Harel, a.k.a. ADF, a lolcow almost as big as Chris himself.<ref>[http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Why_Philadelphia_is_so_much_Greater_than_CWCville]</ref><ref>[http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Advice_for_Chris-chan_from_Ahuviya_Harel]</ref><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]]<br />
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]<br />
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]<br />
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]<br />
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==Sources==<br />
<references /><br />
==External links==<br />
*[http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Main_Page ADFki]<br />
{{Trolls}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Thaddeus, Jack}}<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]][[Category: CWCipedia Saga]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sarah_Nicole_Hammer&diff=150612Talk:Sarah Nicole Hammer2011-10-24T08:38:51Z<p>Elias: /* Her facebook and new updates */</p>
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<div>==To do==<br />
*Photo of real Sarah (if we have it, I think it was on the DVD)<br />
*Photo of Sarah from comics<br />
*what we know about Sarah's relationship with Chris<br />
*Her current whereabouts<br />
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==Sarhamah Rosechu==<br />
People, she's Sar'''''h'''''amah, not Saramah. Sarhamah = Sar-Hamah = Sarah Hammer. I think this is her official name. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)<br />
*Chris ''might'' have intended this, but he never spelled it that way.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:06, 22 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Maybe her?==<br />
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I did a quick look on White Pages & found a Sarah Spicer, married to a William E Spicer. It says that she's living in Ohio & the thing put her in the mid twenties, so this may be her or have been somewhere she lived at one point in time.<br />
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''(Info Removed)''<br />
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Anyone live near there that could check into this? The only problem about White Pages is that they don't update frequently & often has outdated info about people's locations & ages. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 12:55, 14 March 2010 (UTC)meeko<br />
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*I felt the need to remove the land address of the lady for two reasons; First, like Wallflower, she dint volunteered the info. Then, we got no clue if this info is valid. So before a moron read this page and pull a prank-call on the lady, I took it off. Please do not attempt to post it again. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:36, 14 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Her facebook and new updates ==<br />
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I found her facebook page, after clicking on Wes Iseli's facebook page. She's still friends with him, or at least facebook friends. Sarah's working as a dental assistant and is studying at a community college. And get this: She had a child with William this spring, and they are still happily married. It looks like she has a normal life, though. The thing is, I don't know if I should put this info on the actual page, because I will have to include the link to her facebook in order to verify this. And I don't want to include the link because I don't want people trying to contact her and bug her about Chris. Let me know if I should put it on the page. And for privacy's sake, if you want me to, I can delete this.--[[User:Darkhorse816|Darkhorse816]] 00:45, 24 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
:It doesn't really seem relevant. If Chris mentioned this in a video it'd be alright, but there's no need to track down everyone Chris has ever known unless it's related to something he's said or done. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 01:38, 24 October 2011 (PDT)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=We%27re_Being_Watched&diff=149775We're Being Watched2011-10-04T23:08:26Z<p>Elias: Image is long gone</p>
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<div>'''We're Being Watched''' (officially '''Chris Chan Aeon Flux 100408''') reveals that - by 4 [[October 2008]] - [[Chris]] is thoroughly convinced that all information about him being leaked to the [[Internet]] is being obtained by [[trolls]] who have literally hacked into the computer and webcam of both himself and his [[gal-pals]]. To let his enemies know he is on to them, Chris produces this avant-garde production.<br />
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The clip references a popular line from an episode of ''[[Wikipedia:Æon Flux|Æon Flux]]'', in which the title character mockingly states her intentions directly into a security camera, knowing that no one will take her seriously enough to intervene:<br />
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<blockquote>“My name is Æon Flux. I'm here on a mission to assassinate Trevor Goodchild.<br>Is everybody listening? Do you believe me? Am I confessing?”</blockquote><br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chris Chan Aeon Flux 100408<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|S5XImaPkKRQ}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[October 2008]]<br />
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Blanca|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Chris_Sex_Videos#Chrischan_Undressing|Chrischan Undressing]]<br />
| next = [[Chris_Chan_Update_9_October_2008#Video|Chris Chan Update October 9, 2008]]<br />
}}<br />
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{{quote|''We're being watched.''}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[''speaking off-camera''] ''We're being watched.''<br />
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[''walks into the shot and looks directly at the camera'']<br />
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My name is Christian Weston Chandler.<br />
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I'm here to find happiness with [[Blanca|my true sweetheart]], who I've known for over two months now. So, you trolls best leave us alone!<br />
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Is anybody listening? Do you ''belieeeve'' me?<br />
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Everybody happy now?!<br />
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{{-}}<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Sex Videos]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]|}}<br />
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{{Troll Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2008-10-04]]<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, October 2008| 04]]<br />
[[Category: Blanca Saga videos| 2008-10-04]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=My_Little_Pony&diff=146074My Little Pony2011-09-01T10:36:26Z<p>Elias: Hahaha, no it isn't.</p>
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<div>{{taxpayermoney}} <br />
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[[Image:My little chris chan by psychoticturtle.png|thumb|Chris Chan: The original brony]]<br />
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'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a line of [[toys]] intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for [[Chris]], who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has made several MLPs with [[hair]] from his head. <br />
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==Chris and ponies==<br />
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]<br />
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The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]] or possibly the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancestor character]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].<br />
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In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this very revealing aspect of Chris's life was mocked and laughed at by the good people of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]]. Years later, many of them would ironically become fans themselves.<br />
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In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponys<!--Y doesn't change to IE when pluralizing a proper name--> hanging from his ceiling.<br />
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The latest known reference to MLP made by Chris was on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where Chris used a picture of Applejack from the more recent ''[[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' animated series as his avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series, [[Rainbow]] Dash.<br />
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In a [[Calling Out|subsequent video]] that followed these events, he referred to his [[Sonichu|pet series]] as being a ''"TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series"'', which can be considered a reference to how ''Friendship Is Magic'' ultimately turned out (along with its dedicated Internet fanbase), and could perhaps be considered the type of show he looks up to, and wants an [[Chris and the industry|animated series]] to turn out. It will probably never happen, but it does give an interesting insight on how even after claiming to have given them up a long time ago, it appears he still retains interest in them.<br />
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A ''Friendship Is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction_of_EX_relationship_status|Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's 3DS in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Wristwatch-SwissWatch]] video.<br />
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Chris also has a ''Friendship Is Magic'' playlist on his YouTube account that includes all the episodes.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F]</ref><br />
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{{-}}<br />
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==In the comics==<br />
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|Show this to any father with a young daughter and he'd probably think she made it.]]<br />
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Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony.<br />
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After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].<br />
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{{-}}<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<center><br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"<br />
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness<br />
|-<br />
!Chris' creation<br />
!Original<br />
![[Card games|TCG card]]<br />
!Notes<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan<br />
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose<br />
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Semen|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan|camouflaged]].<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage<br />
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose<br />
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref><br />
|-<br />
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto<br />
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose<br />
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchamest]]<br />
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose<br />
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]],'' though part of the name may come from Squall Leonhart of Final Fantasy 8.<br />
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|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal<br />
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean<br />
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter. <br />
|-<br />
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior<br />
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose<br />
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]].<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game<br />
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose<br />
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.<br />
|- <br />
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana<br />
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)<br />
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. [[Chris and Sex|Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since]].<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait<br />
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose<br />
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah<br />
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose<br />
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna<br />
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose<br />
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey<br />
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose<br />
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony.<br />
|-<br />
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico<br />
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose<br />
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise. <br />
|-<br />
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck<br />
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose<br />
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]<br />
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.<br />
|}<br />
</center><br />
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==See also ==<br />
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]<br />
*[[List of toys]]<br />
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==References==<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]] at [[Wikipedia]]<br />
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]<br />
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[[Category:Hobbies]]<br />
[[Category:Toys]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&diff=145970Asperchu2011-08-30T20:52:38Z<p>Elias: whoops~</p>
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<div>[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]<br />
:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''<br />
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Trolls<br />
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! colspan="2" |Christopher Paul Whitney<br />
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| '''Alias'''<br />
| Alec Benson Leary<br />
|-<br />
| '''Date of Birth'''<br />
| 1975<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| American<br />
|-<br />
| '''Race'''<br />
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
'''''Asperchu''''' is a comic series created by [[Alec Benson Leary]] of [[Wikipedia:Eden Prairie, Minnesota|Eden Prairie, Minnesota]]<ref>[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas]]</ref>. His deft [[art]]work, [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.<br />
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==Similarities to Chris==<br />
[[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu]] for DA]]<br />
While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]]<ref>[[Mailbag 32]]</ref>, there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].<br />
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These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger's]], for some reason.<br />
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==Chris on Asperchu==<br />
{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref>}}<br />
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]<br />
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Asperger syndrome]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.<br />
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The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.<ref>[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]</ref> Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality. <br />
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Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.<ref>[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]</ref> This letter was even more poorly received.<br />
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Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].<br />
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In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.<br />
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Since the ''Asperchu'' saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].<br />
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Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky art". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a "kids' comic". As for the low resolution and blocky art, the artwork is done through an art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking ''Mona Lisa''. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.<br />
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==Asperpedia==<br />
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses.]]<br />
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]<br />
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''Moon-Pals''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.<br />
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[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos<ref>[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.<br />
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Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.<br />
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The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of [[Wikipedia:2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti]], because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.<br />
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Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site recently set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.<br />
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Eventually on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.<br />
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===The 19 January Demands===<br />
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER" and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".<br />
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Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:<br />
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{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.<br />
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I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}<br />
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Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.<br />
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==Apologies==<br />
In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).<br />
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However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.<br />
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A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).<br />
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On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the "Asperpedia Four." <br />
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[[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> but Chris did not honor his promise.<br />
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==Phone calls==<br />
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{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}<br />
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On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.<br />
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==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==<br />
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{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}<br />
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Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris would involve Alec, along with Mao, Sean and Evan, in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a rather one-sided trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself also joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic," after which he helps fry him to a crisp and breaks all of Mao's bones using telekinesis. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is used as target practice by [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]] and [[Allison]].<br />
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During this brutality, Chris also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologized]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.<br />
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==''Sonichu Revolution''==<br />
When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics. <br />
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Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. Also, while he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.<br />
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===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===<br />
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==CWCipedia advertisements==<br />
[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]<br />
Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu]] shooting <s>Chris</s> [[Ian]] in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a "[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]". Chris claimed that he won't let the ad get to him, but as anyone who has heard a lulzcow claim this before knows, this implies that he could possibly be one good push away from an explosion. Either that, or he failed to grasp this ad like the [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] ad parody. <br />
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[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, fucking awesome. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually lead to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].<br />
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[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]<br />
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Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris has yet to respond to this, most likely because he's too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].<br />
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[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]<br />
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Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Ian Brandon Anderson's final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.<br />
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==Calling Out==<br />
After attempting to ignore Alec for well over a year and a half, Chris suddenly turned around, revealing possible dox on Alec, revealing him to be a "Christopher", proclaims that he's a [[South Park|"fatty-fat-fat"]], makes donations to the [[GAMe PLACe]], and that he doesn't have [[Aspergers]]. Like [[Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]], he demands reparations - namely that he make a video apologizing for [[Chris and copyright|infringing on his Sonichu "copyright"]] then demands he [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]].<br />
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On August 30th, the day before Alec's deadline, [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris revealed]] the true identity of Alec as 36-year old "Christopher Paul Whitney", of San Antonio, Texas. Shockingly, the true identity of Alec was shown to be youtube sensation "Fat Man".<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia] - Asperchu's very own Wiki(No longer up)<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]<br />
* [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on thecomicseries]<br />
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[[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]<br />
[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&diff=145969Asperchu2011-08-30T20:51:52Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]<br />
:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''<br />
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Trolls<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" |Christopher Paul Whitney<br />
|-<br />
| '''Alias'''<br />
| Alec Benson Leary<br />
|-<br />
| '''Date of Birth'''<br />
| 1975<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| American<br />
|-<br />
| '''Race'''<br />
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
'''''Asperchu''''' is a comic series created by [[Alec Benson Leary]] of [[Wikipedia:Eden Prairie, Minnesota|Eden Prairie, Minnesota]]<ref>[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas]]</ref>. His deft [[art]]work, [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.<br />
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==Similarities to Chris==<br />
[[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu]] for DA]]<br />
While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]]<ref>[[Mailbag 32]]</ref>, there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].<br />
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These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger's]], for some reason.<br />
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==Chris on Asperchu==<br />
{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref>}}<br />
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]<br />
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Asperger syndrome]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.<br />
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The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.<ref>[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]</ref> Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality. <br />
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Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.<ref>[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]</ref> This letter was even more poorly received.<br />
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Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].<br />
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In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.<br />
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Since the ''Asperchu'' saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].<br />
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Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky art". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a "kids' comic". As for the low resolution and blocky art, the artwork is done through an art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking ''Mona Lisa''. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.<br />
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==Asperpedia==<br />
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses.]]<br />
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]<br />
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''Moon-Pals''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.<br />
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[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos<ref>[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.<br />
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Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.<br />
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The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of [[Wikipedia:2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti]], because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.<br />
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Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site recently set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.<br />
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Eventually on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.<br />
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===The 19 January Demands===<br />
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER" and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".<br />
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Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:<br />
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{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.<br />
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I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}<br />
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Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.<br />
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==Apologies==<br />
In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).<br />
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However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.<br />
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A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).<br />
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On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the "Asperpedia Four." <br />
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[[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> but Chris did not honor his promise.<br />
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==Phone calls==<br />
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}<br />
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{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}<br />
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On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.<br />
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==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==<br />
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{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}<br />
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Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris would involve Alec, along with Mao, Sean and Evan, in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a rather one-sided trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself also joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic," after which he helps fry him to a crisp and breaks all of Mao's bones using telekinesis. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is used as target practice by [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]] and [[Allison]].<br />
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During this brutality, Chris also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologized]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.<br />
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==''Sonichu Revolution''==<br />
When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics. <br />
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Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. Also, while he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.<br />
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===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===<br />
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==CWCipedia advertisements==<br />
[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]<br />
Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu]] shooting <s>Chris</s> [[Ian]] in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a "[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]". Chris claimed that he won't let the ad get to him, but as anyone who has heard a lulzcow claim this before knows, this implies that he could possibly be one good push away from an explosion. Either that, or he failed to grasp this ad like the [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] ad parody. <br />
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[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, fucking awesome. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually lead to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].<br />
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[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]<br />
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Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris has yet to respond to this, most likely because he's too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].<br />
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[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]<br />
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Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Ian Brandon Anderson's final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.<br />
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==Calling Out==<br />
After attempting to ignore Alec for well over a year and a half, Chris suddenly turned around, revealing possible dox on Alec, revealing him to be a "Christopher", proclaims that he's a [[South Park|"fatty-fat-fat"]], makes donations to the [[GAMe PLACe]], and that he doesn't have [[Aspergers]]. Like [[Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]], he demands reparations - namely that he make a video apologizing for [[Chris and copyright|infringing on his Sonichu "copyright"]] then demands he [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]].<br />
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On August 30th, the day before Alec's deadline, [[Christopher Paul Whitney Reveal|Chris revealed]] the true identity of Alec as 36-year old "Christopher Paul Whitney", of San Antonio, Texas. Shockingly, the true identity of Alec was shown to be youtube sensation "Fat Man".<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia] - Asperchu's very own Wiki(No longer up)<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]<br />
* [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on thecomicseries]<br />
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[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christopher_Paul_Whitney&diff=145960Christopher Paul Whitney2011-08-30T20:43:36Z<p>Elias: Redirected page to Asperchu</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT[[Asperchu]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Semen&diff=145822Semen2011-08-29T22:41:15Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>{{Honest}}<br />
[[Image:CWCcomeuppancemedallion.JPG|thumb|right|250px|The closest [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] will ever get to touching the [[Medallion|Medallion of Fail]].]]<br />
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'''Semen''' is the fluid secreted by the gonads of males to impregnate females. [[Christian Weston Chandler]] has many misconceptions about its purpose. <br />
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Despite being "[[honest]]" about [[sex]], Chris is sometimes uncomfortable saying "semen" and occasionally uses his own unique bowdlerized terms, such as "'''comeuppance'''" or "'''navy'''." <br />
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==Comeuppance==<br />
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In the context of sex (especially oral) with his [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[sweetheart]], Chris refers to DROPPIN' FUCKIN' LOADS as "comeuppance," as seen here:<br />
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{{quote|Uh, it just feels so good, unngghh, and because me being a [[virgin]], I would let you keep your mouth over my penis and then sooner than expected, I '''feel my comeuppance''' and I come into your mouth, my semen is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop.|Chris, "My First Time"<ref name="Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted">[[Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted]]</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your BREASTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!|Chris, [[Kacey Phone Call]]}}<br />
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Chris presumably coined the term because a) ejaculate is called "come," b) it goes "up" when it comes out of his bent [[duck]], and c) he's an idiot. However, this created a shitstorm when his sex tapes dropped, because [[Wikipedia:Webster's Dictionary|Webster's]] defines comeuppance as "a deserved rebuke or penalty."<ref>http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/comeuppance</ref> While Chris most likely heard this word and thought it would make a clever euphemism for "cum", the true meaning and its context seems to suggest an eerie [[Wikipedia:Freudian slip|Freudian slip]]. <br />
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===A tasty treat===<br />
[[File:GotMilk.jpg|thumb|200px|... I don't think you need a caption.]]<br />
Chris believes that whatever he eats changes the flavor of semen, which may have some basis in fact.<ref>http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106</ref> However, what makes this ridiculous is that Chris thinks his semen will taste ''exactly'' like whatever he eats. He has indicated that he would strive for flavored comeuppance so his sweetheart/cum dumpster would savor the taste. In the sex tape audio, Chris presented the following scenario to [[PandaHalo]]:<br />
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{{quote|I would have eaten so much [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|chocolate]], that day beforehand, and it would taste so yummy to you, probably like white chocolate. You'd swallow that.|Chris<ref name="Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted"/>}}<br />
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In subsequent chats with [[Julie]], this fantasy was revised so that his comeuppance would taste like [[Wikipedia:strawberry|strawberries]].<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref><br />
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Coincidentally, sweets and other unhealthy foods are known to make semen taste even worse than usual. Chocolate is one of the worst offenders.<br />
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==Recycling==<br />
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{{quote|Mmm! Goes down salty.|Chris}}<br />
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Another tidbit revealed in the sex tapes was that when Chris [[mass debate|masturbates]] he makes sure to ejaculate into a [[Fapcup|plastic cup]], to avoid making a mess.<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#Chris on Masturbation and the Sex Joke]]</ref> Shortly after this news broke, talk began to grow that Chris actually drinks from this cup. <br />
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The initial assumption, given Chris's hard stance on [[homos]], was that Chris was a devout, fundamentalist Christian and therefore had a rigid interpretation of the Biblical story of Onan<ref>http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2205/what-exactly-was-the-sin-of-onan</ref> (This was before we found out Chris wouldn't know anything about the Bible unless he heard it on ''[[Family Guy]]''). Eventually the real reason was discovered: Chris believes that by ingesting his own sperm he can "recycle" it, so that none of his potential children are lost, and so that his "semen count" (presumably he meant "sperm count") remains high, as though everyone is born with a finite number of sperm that they can eventually run out of if they don't swallow more.<br />
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For a time there was no concrete evidence to support this outrageous claim, so Chris wisely decided to confirm it as fact. Multiple times.<br />
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[21:08] [11:36:35 AM] Sarah Cassandra McKenzie says: have you ever tasted your own semen<br />
[21:08] [11:37:42 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: KEEP IT SECRET, but I actually have; I recycle my semen <br />
until I get together with my Sweetheart (you) for the first time.<br />
[21:08] [11:38:10 AM] Sarah Cassandra McKenzie says: ohhhh.. so that's why you do it in a cup<br />
[21:08] [11:38:38 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: yes; after recycle, I rinse the cup and dispose of it.<br />
[21:10] [11:40:03 AM] Sarah Cassandra McKenzie says: where did you come up with the idea of swallowing <br />
your own semen to recycle it after you cummed? Was it on a sex site or your own idea?<br />
[21:10] [11:40:13 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: MY OWN IDEA.<br />
[21:12] [11:41:23 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: IMHO, it's often unsatisfying to me upon swallowing, <br />
because it's not being truly enjoyed by my Sweetheart.<br />
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FACT: If swallowing is "often unsatisfying" for Chris, that means that sometimes [[homo|it ''is'' satisfying]].<br />
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Not convinced? Try this:<br />
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{{quote|Uh, no, I don't think so, uh, because I've done that [drinking semen after masturbating], it's called "recycling it." Yeah, so it's basically recycling so, like uh, so he doesn't necessarily lose it. I mean, 'cause you know, if you think of it as a waste if you banged it out and then you, uh and then you flushed it down the commode or leave it in the condom in the garbage can...Though personally, I've been getting sick of swallowing my own, so lately I've been disposing of them.|Chris, [[Mumble 8|Mumble chat, 17 February 2009]]}}<br />
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[[Image:Recycle.jpg|thumb|right|Yes, he really does it...]]<br />
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In case you still don't believe it, Chris made a [[April 16 Fetish Vids|video]] for [[Ivy]] of himself drinking his jizz, which [[Clyde Cash]] leaked on 16 April 2009.<ref>http://www.slutload.com/watch/M20g7MWCNa5/Chris-chan-Fanta-and-Cum.html</ref> In the video, Chris explains that he doesn't have any chocolate milk handy (Ivy originally suggested Chris drink his semen with chocolate syrup in a cocktail glass), so he opted to wash it down with some orange Fanta. Coca-Cola, makers of Fanta, likely saw their stocks plummet with the news.<br />
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Just to make sure everyone on Earth knows about it, Chris later made a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video]] admitting and justifying the existence of the cum-guzzling footage.<br />
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{{quote|I recycle my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do masturbate--I'm not ashamed to admit it--as a lot of guys, I'm sure, have done the same thing in their time. Anyway, uh, basically I--yeah, into the cup and--yeah, I recycle it. So that that way I won't lose any, uh, unborn children. So then I can--then I can also still have a good number of...a good semen count. Keep maintain that by recycling it.|Chris, defending the rights of the unborn, 28 April 2009}} <br />
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Chris has some advice for all you men out there too:<br />
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{{quote|And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners...of the--their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle, but if, uh, you don--if you don--if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then, uh, then you don't have to do it.|Chris, giving everyone his permission to not swallow semen, 28 April 2009}}<br />
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Questions remain about his recycling plan. If he doesn't want to lose even a single unborn child, does that mean he plans to eventually father millions of children? Is he really dumb enough to believe his navy will survive digestion? (That's a rhetorical question.) And what happens to the comeuppance he wants to leave in his sweetheart's mouth &mdash; does that magically teleport back where it came from, or can women get pregnant from oral sex? Sadly, these questions will never be answered, as Chris will never actually deposit his semen anywhere except his own throat (or [[Kimmi]]'s plastic [[china]].)<br />
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In the Kacey calls, Chris has also suggested interest in drinking his semen for arousal: <br />
{{quote|And then you know what, I'm going to lick it, I'm gonna lick it off your face, and then we're gonna share it in our tongue like tongue sharing MOMENT!|Chris, [[Kacey Phone Call]], after describing how he would titfuck Kacey}}<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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In [[Mailbag 30]], Chris announced that he had [[Mailbag_30#Chris quit guzzling cum|kicked the habit]], although the validity of this statement is questionable at best, considering his [[List of Chris's lies|track record]] for telling the truth.<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Mass debating]]<br />
*[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]<br />
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[[Category:Physical characteristics]][[Category:Things Chris likes]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Amnyfest_Ring&diff=145815Amnyfest Ring2011-08-29T22:15:53Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>{{quote|my POWERS NEVER truly came from the [[Medallion|Medal]]; they came from my High School Ring the WHOLE time. I wore the ring the VERY FIRST TIME I thought of [[Sonichu]] and from then on as well, so there is [[Honest Content|the FACT]].|Chris, 15 [[October 2008]]<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog#Sonichu Comic #10 Preview]]</ref>}}<br />
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{{Quote|I want everybody to know that when I am wearing my ring, I am being most [[honest]] and upfront, just like I did when I wore my medallion.|Chris, 9 [[March 2009]]<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:ECP_00032.jpg|thumb|left|The One [[TRUE and HONEST]] Ring.]]<br />
[[Image:126499951987.jpg|thumb|Up close.]]<br />
[[Image:Amnyfest.jpg|thumb|And you faggots thought it was his [[Medallion|medallion]] that gave him his powers.]]<br />
[[File:Amnyfest.PNG|thumb|[[Beel]] learns the true sources of Chris's powers.]]<br />
The '''Amnyfest Ring'''<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, an egregious mispronunciation of "[[Wikipedia:Amethyst|amethyst]] ring" (as amethyst is [[Chris's]] [[Wikipedia:Birthstone#Birthstone_lists|birthstone]]<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>), also known as the '''high school ring'''<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 4 March 2009]]</ref>, is Chris's fallback source of his powers to counter the victory cries of trolls after his [[Sonichu medallion]] was destroyed by [[Blanca]] on 20 October [[2008]]. Chris's initials are engraved on the inside of the ring.<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref><br />
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After [[Blanca]] stole and destroyed the medallion, Chris indicated that the high school ring is the source of all his powers, and that wearing his ring is sufficient enough to make a video [[TRUE and HONEST]]. Since then, many videos have started with Chris briefly showing that he is wearing the Ring, to indicate that it is a TRUE and HONEST video. <br />
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Like Chris's [[Semen|DNA]], the ring is indisputable proof of his identity, as no other person could order an amethyst high school ring in the same size with the same engravings. He has explained this in his [[CWCipedia]] [[Mailbag]].<ref>[[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises]]</ref><br />
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The enormous emotional significance that he attaches to it is further evidence that [[The High School Story|Chris cannot move on from high school]].<br />
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On 10 [[January 2010]], Chris, for some reason, started wearing the ring around his medallion while calling out [[Alec Benson Leary]].<ref>[[Down with asperchu]]</ref><br />
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Along with the Sonichu medallion, the Amnyfest Ring went on hiatus for much of [[2010]]. (It was theorized that its destruction by a heroic Icelandic troll led to the March/April 2010 [[Wikipedia:Eyjafjallajökull|Eyjafjallajökull]] eruption.) However, Chris's sudden reversion to classic form in a video released on 6 [[September 2010]] featured, among other familiar tics, an emphatic display of the ring.<ref>[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]</ref><br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://www.jostens.com/rings/class_rings_lp_hs.html Josten's high school rings] - of which Chris's is most likely one.<br />
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{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
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[[Category:Relics of Fail]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_writing&diff=145800Chris and writing2011-08-29T21:07:07Z<p>Elias: /* Exposition */</p>
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<div>[[Image:395-HowThePKMNCame.jpg|thumb|right|[[Audiobooks|Look at that cover, goddamn]]]]<br />
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[[Chris]]'s '''writing''' is marked by many flaws that have persisted throughout his creative output. <br />
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== General problems ==<br />
: ''See also: [[Chris and art]], [[Sonichu (comic)]]''<br />
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Chris's writing shows a juvenile, [[Slow-in-the-minds|simple]] writing style. Like many elementary school kids, Chris frequently pauses from the action to [[Autism|describe exactly what a character is wearing]] and [[Sonichu 8|expound upon trivial aspects of characters]] in unnecessary detail. This is counterbalanced by frequently [[Evan|glossing over things]] that may [[Sonichu Balls|have relevance at some point]]. Sometimes Chris would interrupt an action scene to introduce something that is completely irrelevant to its context.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_44 Issue 0 Page 44]</ref> Its overall presentation is consistently sloppy, marked by unwieldy turns of phrase and elementary typographical errors that suggest that Chris does not proofread anything he creates before putting it on the Internet. <br />
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Chris produces no preparatory writing of any sort for his stories, content to make them up as he goes along and putting the overall narrative at the mercy of his moods and fancies. He regularly changes his mind as to what the story should be and contradicts what has come before as he pleases, unable to comprehend why this would bother his audience. <br />
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=== Exposition ===<br />
[[File:SchuComic10P3.jpg|thumb|If only there was some way that events and actions could be depicted visually, rather than as endless and tedious walls of Comic Sans.]]<br />
{{quote|Fifteen minutes of dialogue, and transformation, later...|[[Sonichu 9|Chris, not even trying anymore]]}}<br />
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As a writer, Chris is over-reliant upon exposition, to the point that some works (such as [[The High School Story]]) contain nothing else. Chris does not like to illustrate facts of his stories through example, and instead expects the reader to accept his every word as gospel, leaving no room for interpretations that are not [[TRUE and HONEST]]. Confusing dialogue for exposition, Chris believes that his level of exposition is normal in mainstream comics.<ref>[[Mailbag 19#Textwalling|Mailbag 19]]</ref><br />
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In addition, Chris critically fails at the literary element "show don't tell" even in illustrated action scenes, choosing instead to describe what a character is doing between two asterisks. (The worst offenders are *CUTS VINES*, *CRASH TO GRASS*,<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_52 Issue 9 Page 52]</ref> *TELEPORTS IN*, and *MAKES GUN DO A 180*.) Apparently even he knows that his shit art is too unclear to convey an idea properly without an additional description.<br />
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[[File:SchuComic1.jpg|thumb|right|[[Mary Lee Walsh]] threatens Chris and Sonichu with a "Hee Hee" attack, which most military analysts seem to agree is ''not'' a particularly potent or spine-chilling threat. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], however, is widely believed to destroy everything.]]<br />
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=== Characterization ===<br />
: ''See also: [[Chris and art#Character design|Character design]]''<br />
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Chris's characters as they are written are distinguishable only by the vaguest surface elements. Chris's view of ideal personalities in men and women is clear to him, and because he wants all of his creations to be perfect, his characters are barely-distinct variations on a theme. Chris does not comprehend the appeal of characters with flaws. His main response to the criticism that his characters lack personality is denial. <br />
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The indistinct characterizations of the Sonichu cast are reflected in their dialogue. Chris does not use dialogue to suggest distinct personalities and worldviews. All characters are equally capable of speaking as Chris does, and from Chris's perspective. Including the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|children]]. <br />
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This in turn leads to only three basic stock personalities- all of the males are shallow bastards who are only interested in fucking and enforcing Comic-Chris's [[CWCville|draconian laws]], all of the females are shallow whores who only want to fuck, shop and cook (in that order, no less), and [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic-Chris]] comes off as a murderous, insane dictator of a militaristic city-state enforced by a paramilitary secret police and a pack of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|super-powered goons]] with immunity from [[Chris and the Law|prosecution]] and freedom to commit any [[Sonichu 10|attrocities]] they ([[Gun Comic|and he]]) please, utilising a [[Magi-Chan|psychic hedgehog]] to spy on his citizens to make sure there are no [[homos|gay people]], and gleefully revelling in the pain he inflicts on those whom he deems unworthy.<br />
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Consequentially, any attempt at character development fails miserably. Chris marks any change in character by indicating in exposition something akin to "it just happened." With [[Blake]], who arguably goes through the most stark change in character (an antagonist becoming a supporting character), there is absolutely no moral struggle or any build-up to the moment he "flips." His sudden infatuation with [[Bubbles]] and an equally sudden mention of mistreatment at the hands of his [[Naitsirhc|master]] are all the reader is given for why Blake changed sides. No reason is given for [[Wes Iseli]]'s defection to the enemy ''at all''.<br />
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===Dialogue===<br />
Chris only uses dialogue as an expository device in his comics in the bluntest fashion possible. Chris feels the need to include extensive amounts of dialogue in his comic, resulting in textwalls that demand type so small that they often threaten to become illegible. Textwalling is Chris's preferred method of dictating the story as he means for it to be experienced by his reader. Chris has defended this practice due to feeling a "preference to elaborate, because [[Chris|some people]] [[Autism|rarely get visual references]]."<ref>[[Mailbag 19#Textwalling]]</ref> On a similar note, speech often includes hand-drawn emoticons to display what the speaker is feeling, affirming the notion that Chris doesn't believe that his artwork or dialog alone can convey his ideas, in addition to his [[Autism|total ineptitude with emotions]].<br />
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=== Plot and Drama ===<br />
Chris's [[Chris and reality#Fantasy and Fiction|confused understanding]] of reality and fantasy affect his ability to write captivating fiction. Because Chris considers his creations to be "alive" in some parallel universe, he finds that giving them artificially happy and uncomplicated lives is satisfying, and assumes that his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] shares this interest.<br />
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Chris seeks to avoid tension or suspense that would trouble his creations and his intended audience wherever possible. Thus, he is unwilling to depict his characters in peril that is convincing, and therefore, "real," and wants to pair them off early and dwell on their long, idyllic romances. Villains tend to put up laughably little challenge, and the protagonists usually win with a show of devastating and effortless force. Initially villains are allowed to posture about a little before Sonichu shows up to ruin their shit, but as the comic goes on and Chris comes into conflict with internet trolls, the battles become even ''shorter'' and ''less-climactic'' for the sake of emphasis.<br />
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Similarly, previews and allusions to the future always emphasize victory over the forces of evil. A vision of the PVCC attacking CWCville ends with Chris saying "Good, we've won!" A preview for a next issue tersely concludes the only marginally dramatic plot arc: "Next issue I get out of the time void." His devotion to dismantling tension is such that in [[Sonichu 10]], Magi-Chan broke the fourth wall to prematurely reveal that he would eventually fall in love with Silvana, presumably so that readers would not have to worry about what would happen to them in the meantime. Even the worst writers would never use the words "spoiler alert" in one's own work (instead opting for foreshadowing), but Chris feels it necessary to spoil a yet-to-be-revealed plot point ''in his own comic''.<br />
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As you might guess, on top of everything else this makes the storyline for Sonichu '''unspeakably boring.'''<br />
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The actual plotting for Sonichu is problematic as well. As soon as Chris becomes uninterested in an idea he presents in his comic, he will resolve it in a quick and often unsatisfying manner. Characters once meant to enter the main cast, such as [[Ivy]], will then be killed off-panel so that Chris can proceed to his newest internet girlf... ahem, plotline of interest. Other narrative threads (such as [[Meg-chan]], [[Blanca]] or [[Jiggliami]]) can be forgotten and abandoned entirely with, if the reader is lucky, a sentence or two tying up the loose end.<br />
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When Chris adds something to a Sonichu comic due to the pressure of another party, he is known to make these additions unsatisfying on purpose for the parties requesting them. The most stupefying example may be the Time Void subplot. Written in after criticism that his alter-ego took up too much of the comic's time, Chris ''almost'' removes himself for ''almost'' two issues, and when it ends, it just so happens to leave him ready to indulge in the most self-servicing revenge fantasy yet.<br />
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=== Visual clarity ===<br />
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|right|An example of Chris's mind-boggling ability to make a completely unreadable page, hosted by what appears to be [[Chris and Religion|Father Christmas and Chris with a beard.]]]]<br />
[[Image:SchuComic9P92.jpg|thumb|left|Holy balls, try reading ''this''.]]<br />
[[IMage:MSCPython.jpg|thumb|right|Witty banter is considerably less funny when it's blatantly ripped off ''and'' you have to follow the numbers.]]<br />
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Like many children, Chris is unconcerned with making his comics clear and easily read. Chris does not plan page layouts in advance, and instead draws panels one at a time, cramming however many he can onto the page and further harming his comic's visual clarity. He does not understand that word balloons and text boxes must be arranged left to right and top to bottom in the intended order in each panel, and that the panel's art must be set to accommodate that order. The dialogue flow in panels with multiple word balloons in Sonichu regularly must be pieced together from context clues by the reader. The worst example of this is seen below: Chris establishing a reading order by numbering lines of dialogue.<br />
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== Chris as a poet and lyricist ==<br />
: ''See also: [[Chris and music]]''<br />
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{{quote| I’d lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured.|Chris, expertly stirring feelings of both mild disgust and confusion<ref>For My True Love, I Would…</ref>}}<br />
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In poem and lyric, Chris has a poor understanding of the anatomy of an appealing composition. He mistakes exceedingly saccharine language for the romantic. He also pads out gaps with [[random-access humor]] and [[I Love Lucy|curiously dated language]].<br />
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He has total disregard for proper meter, and rhymes are forced with odd terms (''Rosey, as often as birds tweet/will you be my lovely heartsweet?''<ref>[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]</ref>). Sometimes, these reaches don't even rhyme (''Heart-broken, sad and very lonely,/I may never remove my virginity.'')<ref>[[Saddest Heart in the World]]</ref>.<br />
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Not even the Bard is safe from Chris's fail. In [[Sub-Episode 3]], a famous line from ''[[wikipedia:Macbeth|Macbeth]]'' has a couplet of Chris's making tacked on to its end (I shatter hearts as I please! I hurt them hard with the greatest of ease!<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_20 Issue 4 Page 20]</ref>), while [[Bubbles]] mutilates a line from the ''[[Wikipedia:The Tempest|The Tempest]]'' in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_95 Issue 8 Page 95] (paraphrasing Miranda's famous line, "O brave new world, That has such people in't!")</ref> Needless to say, the contrast is not that hard to see.<br />
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== Chris as a journalist ==<br />
[[Image:199-newsdsh.jpg|left|thumb|"Yellow journalism" gone oh so horribly wrong]]<br />
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''[[Nintendo Power]]'' was a publication released by [[Nintendo]] about Nintendo products. It sought to inform video game enthusiasts anything they might want to know about Nintendo products, and how they should feel about them. It is easily Chris's single greatest journalistic influence. To this day, he seeks to plainly tell the masses what the truth is and how we should feel about it.<br />
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Chris's first notable work of journalism is his final project in high school, [[A Week With Christian Chandler]]. It is a prime example of Chris's understanding of [[honesty]]: the only thing that could reflect poorly on him in his mind was the omission of any fact. Here it would seem that Chris is unwilling to massage the truth because he had yet to experience disapproval of peers that concerned him as the reactions of Internet trolls would later. <br />
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Chris's next journalistic effort came in college with ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'', which presumes that his person and daily life are of inherent reader interest.<br />
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== Chris as a blogger ==<br />
Chris's blogging is a continuation of his ''News Dash!'' mentioned above. In a way, Chris's first and most frequently updated blog was [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|his web page]], in which he posted "updates" about his goings-on. The site, however, was not in what most people would consider a blog format. Instead, Chris stuck new updates wherever he could find new space that day, resulting an erratic and bizarre page layout. <br />
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He has also experimented with conventional blog formats, and the results are only marginally easier to read.<br />
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To this date Chris has had several actual blogs:<br />
*[[PSN Blogs]]<br />
*[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]<br />
*[[MySpace|A small MySpace Blog]]<br />
*[[CWC Blog]]<br />
*[[Twitter]]<br />
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The location may change, but the [[Autism|style is consistent and unmistakable]]. This may be linked to Chris not knowing exactly the purpose of a blog. Ideally, you're publishing your opinions and [[Love Quest|experiences]] in a group setting, allowing constant meaningful communication. While Chris has no problems [[CWCipedia|sharing intimate details about his life]], he doesn't seem to get the communicative part. Blogs are just another place for him to spew truth and [[honesty]].<br />
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Another, arguably more important fault is that '''Chris's blogs are fucking boring.''' Most bloggers realize that if you have to spew about your pathetic life, you'd better make it interesting. While Chris does release the occasional [[PSN Blogs#31 July 2007 16:37 — PaRappin Reviews of the Top 10!|laugh]], most entries are outright [[CWC Blog#24 August 2009|annoying]].<br />
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Arguably the most notable blog ever made by Chris was the infamous [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|Adam Stackhouse blog]]. Seething with [[anger]], Chris shows that — just like with [[Wikipedia]] — he doesn't want to contribute, but enforce his beliefs on anyone who will listen. <br />
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{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those [[JERKS]] in 2nd and 3rd.| Chris, demonstrating his able skills as net citizen}}<br />
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== Chris's reading habits ==<br />
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Anyone who wants to be a good writer must be well-read. It's one of the most natural ways to become acquainted with good style, the elements of a plot, and correct spelling. Chris's [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is so inflated that he thinks he can produce something [[Honor roll|brilliant]] with no effort whatsoever. The only books Chris has ever been seen reading are paperback ''Goosebumps'' and ''Fear Street'' novels which are notable only for their sheer mediocrity. Chris read these books, which were written for elementary schoolers, well into high school. During the [[Father Call]], Chris said that he read ''[[Wikipedia: To Kill a Mockingbird|To Kill a Mockingbird]]'' a month prior, which is almost certainly because it was assigned in [[Manchester High School|high school]]. This was almost instantly proven false when he confused it with ''Of Mice and Men'', another high school assignment.<br />
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== See also ==<br />
* [[Chris and art]]<br />
* [[Chris and English]]<br />
* [[R.L. Stine]]<br />
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== Sauces ==<br />
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{{Writings}}<br />
{{Sonichu}}<br />
{{Chris and}}</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Calling_Out&diff=145788Talk:Calling Out2011-08-29T20:16:13Z<p>Elias: /* Splitting the page up? */</p>
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transcribing--[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 12:42, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
Sorry i cant transcribe my computer is fucking up--[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 15:24, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
The ''Calling Out "Tito" - Don'' video says it's unavailable =/ --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 12:53, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:At the moment there is a problem with the video (probably Chris being a dumbass). It's viewable on his YouTube channel page, and I'm about to upload a backup until we can get it on the CWCVilleLibrary. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:54, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Do we really want to be talking about the pix on here? Someone might read it. -[[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 15:35, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
: We won't know the true authenticity of the photos until Chris surrenders them. Until such a time, please refrain from theories as to who might be depicted in the photos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:34, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Tomboy/Tomgirl forum ==<br />
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I cannot believe that stalking him actually lured him out of his "retirement."<br />
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== Hiatus Stats ==<br />
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This video hiatus from November 22, 2010 to August 6, 2011 was '''257 days long.'''<br />
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This is not Chris's longest hiatus from Youtube. The gap between [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] and [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]] was '''270 days long'''.<br />
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*I used the date calculator on timeanddate.com to compile this and I did not include the end date. I don't know if this belong on the actual Calling Out page or somewhere else. So I'm just writing it here for reference. Feel free to add the info to this or another article. -- [[User:Crow|Crow]] 18:28, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Went ahead and added this to the [[Chris and the Internet]] page. [[User:Dantz|Dantz]] 20:18, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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I find it funny how his self-introduction is still word for word from one of his [[Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_August_3rd,_2008|earliest videos to the fandom]]- shows how little he's changed. Signfiicant enough to add to the video's description? --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 01:46, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Billboard, events, and Heather ==<br />
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Chris mentions being on a billboard in New York. Do we have any pictures of that? Do we have any information at all about the previous events to lead up to this?? And is the Heather he spoke of "Wallflower". If so, I think it's note-worthy that we mention that he still says they were dating at one point when she has said before (multiple times) that they weren't. If it isn't Wallflower...we need to find out who the heck she is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 22:15, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
: Yes, yes, and yes. And yes: Chris is delusional.--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 22:29, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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:: To answer your questions, Vans shoes had some promotion at the end of 2009 where people could submit photos that would go up on a billboard in Times Square. There were over 4 submitted of Chris by various trolls. The pics are probably somewhere, but I can't find them... Also, for the record, the Wallflower has a standing agreement with the CWCki not to be publicly identified. she shall be referred to only as the Wallflower, as we are true and honest, unlike Chris. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 22:45, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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::*I haven't gotten a chance to closely watch the videos, but how to handle the mention of the Wallflower is addressed [[CWCki:The Wallflower|here]]. Her name stays in the transcript but there's to be no linking and such. Also, the billboard images are [[20_December_2009|here]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:23, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::* Ah, I apologize for my naivety on this matter. I feel that to keep the agreement with her, if it is necessary, this part of the talk (that violates the agreement) should be deleted. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:37, 7 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::*Speaking of that, he's saying that they ''had'' dated (calling her his "ex-girlfriend" in the video). Would it be safer to go ahead and change her name to "The Wallflower"?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:41, 7 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*So is linking from a ''Wallflower'' page (or from a ''Wallflower'' section of another page) to this page also verboten? --[[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:26, 7 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::*If you mean linking The Wallflower's real name or reference to her to The Wallflower page, then yes, that is forbidden. I'd say same goes with any modifier, like if we were to link "ex-girlfriend" to [[The Wallflower]], pretty much anything that connects that person's name with the status of the Wallflower. Now personally, it's getting kinda silly because Chris keeps dropping her name BUT nonetheless we have an agreement to keep and we're not total jackasses. Her name should definitely remain in the transcript though, accurate transcription is crucial. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 8 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Spoiling the Fun ==<br />
After seeing him demand money, I just had to respond to him directly. I sent him the following PM.<br />
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<P>On the threshold of legal trouble.<BR><br />
>"<I>But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would like- also like you to set to-send me via U.S. Mail, ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH. American. Unmarked billssss</I>,"</P><BR><br />
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<P>You do realize that Extortion is a crime. Doing so through the United States Postal Service crossing state lines makes it a federally prosecutable offense. You'd be wise to remove your "Calling Out" videos before they get mirrored and used against you in a court of law. </P><BR><br />
</TT></blockquote><br />
[[User:LordCustos3|LordCustos3]] 09:36, 8 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
: User was banned for this post. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:28, 8 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Congratulations. You're one of many people being made fun of on /cwc/ at this precise moment. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:37, 8 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Thorg = Thorgnzorrg==<br />
I'm pretty sure that ''Thorg'' is actually [[User:Thorgnzorrg]]. Can we mention it, for the sake of being good, clear and trustworthy source of informations of Chris' lifetime? [[User:Hasharin|Hasharin]] 13:31, 8 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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*Nah don't bother linking that, just make me a small page or something. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]]<br />
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== Calling Out Alex ==<br />
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Uh, I know this is silly to ask, but should we leave that he's used [censored] for this?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:12, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:* You need to read Anonymax's 16:34, 6 August 2011 reply to the thread at the top of the page. Basically, don't go posting shit about alleged identities of trolls. As for the link to the pic, Imma cuttin it down. --[[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 16:28, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
Amazingly, he seems to be correct about the owner of the Game Place. I was expecting that Chris was likely to have fucked up and mixed him up with someone of a similar name and more or less committed slander in front of the world, but: http://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/offenderDetails.html?regId=13957 and here's the information for the Game Place LLC in Virginia:<br />
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[[file:Gameplacellc.PNG]] <br />
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Unless there's another Robert C Lightburn in the area, Chris was right. Except that the guy was busted for porn possession, not molesting anyone.[[User:Robobobo|Robobobo]] 21:04, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== SurfShackTito (Don) Response? ==<br />
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There supposedly a response (well...a few actually) from Tito. The one I'm actually interested in (because the others really suck and pretty much scream fake) can be found here [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZhlo94cMNk&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL]. Do we have any way to confirm or deny ANY of these supposed responses? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:29, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
* That one's on the CWCVille Library. I'd be 99.99% sure that it's official.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:30, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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On the subject of the response video, should it be placed on this page? Certainly it seems like that would be beneficial in making the events covered by the article easier to follow for future readers. On the other hand, I feel a little apprehensive about putting a non-Chris video in the middle of this article. Perhaps the video could have its own separate page? Granted, I feel even more apprehension towards that idea, as I don't think we should get into the habit of making pages for videos other than Chris's. Of course, it's already posted on [[Surfshack Tito (troll)]], but if events led him to make several more videos then that page will quickly turn into a mess. Plus, in the future it might be difficult for readers to discern were in the timeline Tito's response video fits. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 20:41, 10 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Thunderf00t ==<br />
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The photograph of Thorg is quite recognisable as being half of the face of [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208080439/youtube/images/3/3e/Thunderf00t.JPG Thunderf00t], a prominent figure on youtube who gained fame for his radical defense of-wait for it- atheism; making whole video series debunking creationist claims and even debating Richard Dawkins. Moreover, Thunderf00t DOES have a lot of acne scars. I don't know how it could have happened, but it seems clear to me that Chris has managed to confuse Thorg with a minor internet celebrity. [[User:Qeex|Qeex]]<br />
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swing and a miss. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 12:26, 11 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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:* Read the note from Anonymax at the [[Talk:Calling Out|top of this page]]; the one dated 16:34, 6 August 2011 (PDT). Srsly, this is the '''''third time''''' someone has had the same amazing revelation. This constant speculation compromises the CWCki and does not contribute towards the improvement of the article. ~ [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 13:40, 11 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Bob Not Mentioned Specifically--Significant? ==<br />
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Chris doesn't really reference his father in any of these videos; despite having mentioned the family several times. When previous talking about his family, Chris almost always referred to Barb and Bob individually as "my mother and my father" (or some facsimile thereof). Could this possibly indicate Bob's demise? And in any case, would this note be worth adding anywhere? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 11:20, 11 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
: Well, the thing is is that Chris isn't too fond of his father and he's shown that in the past. More than likely, he's either ignoring him or he's forgetting him. And as bad as his train of thought it, I'd go more with the latter.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 12:21, 11 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::Given the fact that Bob recently pulled the [[Homos|"Fag"]] card on Chris over his Tomgirl adventures, I will grant you that Bob probably isn't too popular with Chris. However, given that it is also known that Bob has ''malignant'' cancer, Chris may be being more than just forgetful or ignorant. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 12:55, 11 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
*He pulled the same thing in some Ivy related video. Also he mentions his 'family' to be left alone which I would expect implies more than one person[[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 14:28, 11 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Scanned [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary-search.aspx?daterange=365&lastname=chandler&countryid=1&stateid=59&affiliateid=all the obituaries]. Saw no record of Bob's death. There was a Barbara and a Robert, but they weren't Chris's parents.--[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 14:58, 11 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::I guess Bob is weathering on as usual then. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 15:08, 11 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Piping ==<br />
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Seriously? Does there need to be that many fucking links to retarded shit in the transcripts?? You people act like just because Chris finally made a new video you have to pipe EVERY SINGLE word that can be relayed to a different page.. Its fucking ridiculous... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 12:18, 11 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It's been a few months. Forgive us. Edit it out if you like.[[User:Nullity|Nullity]]<br />
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== Well ==<br />
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Guess Chris didn't want to wait till the 31st to release Thorg's information as he just released a video of the info. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:01, 12 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Someone behind the scenes? ==<br />
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This is just a future note. When we finally get the whole story on this incident (why he did it, who put him up to it, etc), will it be added to this article, or will another article be put in it's place? I think it's just something to think about because, from where I'm standing, someone has to be coaching him along. He even stated in the [[Jackie E-Mails 3|Jackie E-Mails 3]] that, "even in a blackmail attempt, NONE of the Trolls would give a rat's ass on what each of their own kind looks like in real life." If he knew that back then, someone had to have changed his mind enough to do this.<br />
:* TLDR; I really think we may need to break "Calling Out" videos into their own pages eventually. It might be easier to do sooner rather than later. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 07:14, 14 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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We'll see how it pans out. Long articles with closely related content are not necessarily a bad thing. "Calling Out part 2" is also an option. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:44, 15 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Take it before it gets pulled ==<br />
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Naturally it seems like Chris didn't learn his lesson with the Thorg video. I'd recommend those who run the CWCville Library get this before it gets pulled as well. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 20:19, 16 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
*<s>They got it, no worries</s>. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:36, 16 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: I think<s> both</s>CWCville Library's video got removed...damn. What now? (Someone needs to get it off Chris's before it too gets removed--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 04:10, 17 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::: No, the Thorg video is still up on the CWCville Libary's account, but not Chris's, and the Jack Thaddus video is up on Chris's, but not the Libary's. I don't understand YouTube sometimes. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 10:09, 17 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Aug. 23, 2011 video removal ==<br />
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The links have gone bad cuz youtube deleted them already (within the first 2 hours, sad)...this is the third or forth video this happened to...Anyone know Youtube's policy on video removals before getting the ol' banhammer??? AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Did anyone mirror these??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:31, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:One more video down, and ChristianWChandler will likely go down in flames. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 21:33, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:The CWCville Library archives these just in case they get taken down, but even then, at times those are not safe since one of their videos got flagged. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 08:35, 24 August 2011 (PDT) <br />
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== Has it escaped Chris' [[Trolls|viewers]] that flagging doesn't help? ==<br />
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The new Julay video was flagged down. To my knowledge, that will shut him off for 2 weeks--minimum. Plus, if the channel is suspended, the new channel will have to be hunted down. Seriously. >.< --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 21:32, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
* This is the same thing that happened concerning Flipnote Hatena - trolls wanted to be the next Clyde Cash/Jack Thaddeus/etc. and decided this was the best thing to do.<br />
: However, you have to also think of what he's doing, too. This isn't like some of his usual videos, he's actively attacking things one shouldn't in a public place. He's attacking Jack because of his views and he's attacking BlueSpike because of his condition. And didn't he lose the last video because of religion? So, yeah - it's like a major conflict of interest here: on one hand, you want the lulz to keep going. On the other hand, Chris is crossing too many lines, it's not funny.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:44, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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:::I understand the conflicts of interests, and you are indeed correct. All I am really saying is if it wasn't Joe Citizen on YouTube who flagged it down, but instead a troll (who is perhaps unknowingly) working against his own interests, that someone ask them (and others in general) to stop via a message from a popular source (i.e. CWCki, CWCvilleLibrary, etc.). --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 22:01, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::Is there any way to find out why a video was taken off youtube?? I guess what I'm asking is: Can we find out why Youtube removed a certain video so we can write it in the description of said video? Or is it all speculation based off of the video itself? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:50, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::My understanding is that what is given to the public is more vague than that of the poster's message. Unless Chris narrates on the incident, what exactly it went down for can only be speculated. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 22:03, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::All Youtube says is that it was a hate speech violation. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:15, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Bluespike rant ==<br />
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I wanted to add that this may be the most "notable" (and I will always use that word very lightly when talking about CWC) of the Calling Out videos because he actually acknowledged the "JULAAAAY!" and "Ian Brandon Anderson" memes that the less competent trolls love parroting. --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 19:29, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Just a suggestion ==<br />
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You guys might want to add that protip about not flagging videos either to all the other videos, or somewhere at the top of the page and not just on the Bluespike video, and even while that might reduce trolls flagging his videos, if the common YouTuber does get offended, they still might get flagged. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 19:52, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Ahuviya's response ==<br />
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Ahuviya has apparently responded with two deviantART journal posts (not linking to them directly in case people want to have fun finding them, but people with some search skills should have no trouble finding them). Should they be put somewhere, or is it too early? (Since this is an epic battle between Jack Thaddeus and Chris, I might wait for Chris's official response to these, but still...) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 01:11, 26 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Ahuviya also posted two video in response to Chris, to which Chris responded back. I think that from now on every Ahuviya vid which is related to this saga should be embedded to the CWCki. To anyone who's says "this wiki is about Chris, not Ahuviya": Chris has responded to it and therefore it deserves to be mentioned and embedded here, just like Liquid's videos can all be seen on the CWCki. Embedding it will provides context for Chris's vids. Thoughts anyone? - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 10:39, 29 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: I don't know about embedding, but I wouldn't mind some links to them, perhaps in the description of the video. --[[User:Living the Dream|Living the Dream]] 10:59, 29 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::: I prefer embedding, as it is more user friendly. Suppose you were reading an article on one of the rounds in the SingStar Challenge; wouldn't you prefer to have both Chris's and Liquid's videos embedded to it (as it is now) rather than having to click on a link in order to view Liquid's vids? Regardless, I'm adding links to Ahuviya's video in the relevant parts of the article as a temporary solution since I think we can all agree they should be there. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 12:42, 29 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::Not to mention, Tito's response was embedded. I would assume for the sake of continuity and accessiblity Ahuvia's responses should be displayed as well. [[User:Tomgirl4life|Tomgirl4life]] 13:11, 29 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Bluespike speech ==<br />
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When Chris starts mubling like a retard in the Calling out Bluespike I could be wrong, but it sounds like he's saying "Hello Ian, why is your name Brandon Anderson?"[[User:Ulron1|Ulron1]] 04:30, 26 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I interpret it slightly differently. "Hello Ian, why is your last name Brandon Anderson?" Kinda makes sense. Kinda. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 09:07, 26 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
I just rewatched it and I think your version is right. Makes sense for Chris anyway.[[User:Ulron1|Ulron1]] 18:23, 26 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Splitting the page up? ==<br />
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Am I the only person who thinks that this page is kind of a clusterfuck? If all of Chirs' Clyde blackmail videos got individual pages, I think these should, too. Either that or maybe a page for each subject, like a page for the Thorg calling out videos, one for the ADF one, and so on? --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 10:50, 29 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Yeah, when adding the new video I noticed how incredibly long it's getting, and there's no end in sight. I think breaking up the page and turning this into a disambiguation page would make the most sense. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 10:53, 29 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: Seconding this. It's really easy to get lost on this page, and in a perfect world we would already have individual pages for each of Chris's videos. --[[User:Groggers|Groggers]] 11:22, 29 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::Third. It's too big now. --[[User:Dinglebear|Dinglebear]] 11:27, 29 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::Fourth! This page should work like the Autism Tutorial page, with a main page summarizing the videos and links to separate pages for individual videos. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 13:16, 29 August 2011 (PDT)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Victory_Rockout&diff=145694Victory Rockout2011-08-29T00:58:07Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>{{Recent}}<br />
'''Victory Rockout''' (originally called '''Skyrim Victory.mp4''') is a video uploaded early in the morning of 28 [[August 2011]] by the YouTube user "CWCvilleProductions". In the video, Chris flails around a ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' controller while dancing to a metal remix of [[Wikipedia:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim|''The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim'']] theme. Chris completely disregards both the rhythm and structure of the original song, and just screams whatever pops in his mind in a vaguely musical manner. It appears to be created in response to [[Thorg]]'s retirement from Trolling, referencing Thorg's love for the Elder Scrolls.<br />
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Chris once again complains about [[CWCki]]. He's likely taking an issue with the PS3 Tracker on the front page, which said (as of 28 August 2011) ''"Chris was last spotted playing Fallout: New Vegas. Chris has spent over $3,678.10 of YOUR money!"'' and is trying to hint that he's not spending ''that'' much money on video games. (It is worth noting that CWCki's numbers are on the conservative side.)<br />
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The video frequently skips and misses frames, which is most likely due to his [[PSEye]] being damaged (again).<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Victory Rockout<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|41cBjmYezm8}}<br />
| stardate = 28 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
-eah we got victory! I won with a victory! Victory on all the cyber bullies! Cyberbullies gonna get their kickin', BAM BAM BAM! Bam! I kicked your head in, you damn dirty bullies! [''Strikes the air with his [[Gitar of Fail|guitar controller.]]] Whee!<br />
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You bullies are really, really stupid! Trolls are really, really stupid! Hey you bullies are really, really stupid! Team Rocket's stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!<br />
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Hello [[Ian Brandon Anderson|Ian]]! Why is your last name Brandon Anderson? JUUUUUULAAAYYYYYY! <br />
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BIZZAIIII!<br />
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Victory over the trolls! I'm also the creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]! Yeah!<br />
''[turns around and thrusts his ass towards the camera]'' So you can kiss it! Kit! Kiss it! Kiss it!<br />
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And I paid ten dollars for this guitar and game combo, at a garage sale a couple weeks ago! I only paid ten dollars FOR ''Fallout: Vegas'' when it was on sale a previous time!<br />
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Troll, you're so jinxed! A one thing for everything? INCORRECT!<br />
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The CWCki's a damn [[lie]]! Ahhh.... Exaggerations! False implications! Naked Truths and a content plague inside contents!<br />
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Never trust the CWCki no matter what! If you ask questions, ask me d'personally! I will answer with honesty! All they tell you is exaggeration and lies! They're all internet bullies!<br />
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[[Death Threats|DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD]]<br />
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''[turns off camera]''<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Calling_Out&diff=145289Calling Out2011-08-24T02:02:14Z<p>Elias: His shirt reads "Mix 107.5" which is probably a reference to this radio station (Which apparently no longer uses the name): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WCHV-FM</p>
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<div>'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of six [[videos]] [[Chris]] uploaded between 6-16 [[August 2011]], following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].<br />
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These videos showcase Chris's [[Tomgirl]] look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent. [[Chris and cinematography|Chris's camerawork]] in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, [[Barbara|Cloverfield]]-like viewing experience.<br />
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== Calling Out "Tito" - Don ==<br />
In this video, also known as '''101 2461''', Chris announces his return to the [[Internet]]. He claims to have information regarding the true identity of various trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka "Don"). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of a photograph of what he claims is the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out "Tito" - Don<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|gDuIfwZbN3c}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}, {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2357.MOV]]<br />
| next = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
[[File:Easily trolled by annnyooooneee.jpg|thumb|"... They could be easily trolled back by aaanyone." Intimidated?]]<br />
[''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right'']<br />
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Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. [[Chris and Ego|Y'all should know me by now]], if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] and the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric hedgehog Pokemon]]. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a [[My Little Pony|TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series]]... it is not meant to be taken otherwise in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|any adulterous forms]].<br />
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[''Jerks camera around more'']<br />
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And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate [[Chris and negotiation|negotiations]] and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years... in the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have ''information'' of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first [[Chris and English|among chopping block]] I would like to ensue, [[Surfshack Tito|'''Surfshack Tito''']]... or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total [[Obesity|fat person]], but [[Random Access Humor|he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison]]. In fact, with his looks, he could be a [[Inos|Rasta]] Buddha! And I show you only a fragment of the [[speech impediment|pho-to-graph]]. [''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']<br />
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Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review- reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, [[Chris and negotiation|YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS]]! And they are listed as such....<br />
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I want you to come forward with- come forward with your participation in, uh, [[PlayStation Network]] hackings... directly to [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a ''live video'', unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option that you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to... Sony and [[Chris and english|mess up]] for hacking into the PlayStation Network at all, [[Chris and Reality|'cause I know you are responsible for that]].<br />
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And also, I would you to, in that- within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my [[Gal pal|ex-girlfriend]] Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me... and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my... past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or [[Megan|ill tidings]] between people. ''(Pauses)'' And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.<br />
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But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would like- also like you to set to-send me via U.S. Mail, ''ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH''. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long, small white... envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ''ALL'' of the -cre-''ALL'' of the pages on the website known as the [[CWCki]] that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well. And lastly, from this point, after you have done these things, I would like you, ''Don'' of ''Michigan'', to leave me, my life, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my [[SonichuBabies|friends]] ''alone''. To be, for the rest of our lives, in peace.<br />
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I leave that up to you [[Speech Impediment|Surussshack Tito]]. Expect another video in the near fu- in the near future of another troll that I am well aware of. Thank you.<br />
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== Tito's official response ==<br />
In a clear attempt to meet Chris's demands, Tito produced a video in which he explains what lengths he is prepared to go to in order to prevent Chris from releasing his personal information. This video was acknowledged by Chris the following day.<br />
==== Video ====<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Tito's official response to Chris<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|uZhlo94cMNk}}<br />
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]<br />
| maker = Surfshack Tito<br />
| subject = Response to Chris's Demands<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}<br />
}}<br />
{{quote|This is official, true, and honest.}}<br />
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===== Transcript =====<br />
Heh, hey, little cuz, uh, or, uh, [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] if you prefer. It's me, uh, Tito, or Don, um. Listen man, I got some sand in the [[Navy|potato salad]] this time; you caught me, cuz. I- I admit it. I sold the security files of [[Sony|Sony]] to the hackers and I'll, uh I'll get you the money! I'll get you the thousand dollars, and the interest! Just don't- just don't release that video, eh with the picture of me, just don't do anymore, man! I'll, uh, I'll do anything, I'll be your [[Niggos|slave]] for a whole week if I have to. I got people after me, I can't have them finding out who I am, just, just be a cuz, man, and-and-and- and don't let me down. I won't let you down.<br />
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== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==<br />
In this video, Chris calls out Thorg (aka "Jeremy", aka [[CWCki]] user [[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]]) and again sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents. Despite his interest in [[Tomgirl|appearing and acting like a woman]], Chris demands that Thorg let the people of New York City know that he likes [[China|China]].<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Fh0p9WXRDc}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Calling Out "Tito" - Don]]<br />
| next = [[#Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
Hello, once again, the Internet! I have returned with another troll, cyberbull-y, that I am ware- aware of who he is in real life. I br- I called to your attention Master Thorg, T-H-O-R-G, or as he [is] known in real life, Jeremy, within Canada.<br />
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He is a pizza-faced [[Chris and Religion|atheist]]. You can find him possibly in a video game store. I leave the specifics disclosed at this time. And, here is a sample of ''his'' [[Speech Impediment|pho-to-graph]].<br />
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[''Chris points the camera to the television showing half the face of a man. He then returns the camera to him.'']<br />
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Now, Jeremy, let's you and I [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|talk business]] now. My demands are as follows:<br />
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Because I know and well awa- and I [am] well aware that you have Photoshopped me into that damned [[:File:Gaybar.png|gay bar]] and uploaded it- have it- you had it uploaded upon the [[20_December_2009#One_of_these_things_is_not_like_the_others|billboards]] in New York City within some time ago. I would like you to make a public apology with your face, you may blur your face out as well, but I would like the statement to follow it:<br />
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"That you are- that it is a correction that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am [[Homos|STRAIGHT]], and I have never ever been in a damned gay bar ''ever.''"<br />
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And I want that uploaded among the New York City billboards, and I want them left up there for one whole week, from one Sunday to the following Saturday. One, whole, week. Seven. days.<br />
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And that I- and also within the statements I would like you to know that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am an [[Chris and anger|all-around good-natured person]], and that I am to be treated and respected as a normal person. I am not a bad person; I do not like to be treated or thought of as a bad person, as I have been made out to be within the [[Trolls|trolls]], including yourself, Jeremy, within your [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|smearing]] and hate campaigns of my name.<br />
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My next demand: I would like you to remove all of your pages as well from the CWCki, including every last page and image that you have put up there talking about the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|Tomboy/Tomgirl forum of Virginia]]. Remove them all, as well as your contributions to any pages. And then beyond that after having completed all that, I would like you as well to leave me, my life, my family, and my friends, alone, and at peace, to live our lives respectively as well. I'll leave you all with that. Stay tuned for another revealed troll... or slightly revealed, as I am ON THE PAYBACK! [''laughs maniacally'']<br />
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I win.<br />
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== Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" ==<br />
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands, lest [[jerkops|the authorities]] intervene: 31 August, 2011.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mP4wwvCSS7U}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br />
| next = [[#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[''Jerks around the camera and makes a wide-eyed, blank face'']<br />
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I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- [[Surfshack Tito|Surfshack Tito]] and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will b- each be trolled by your own trolls, and the [[Jerkops|police]] will catch up with you.<br />
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So, each of you. Meet my demands. Before August 31st... 2011.<br />
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[''Fumbles with the camera again, [[Chris and cinematography|almost dropping it]]'']<br />
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== Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher ==<br />
Three days later, Chris posted a fourth video, calling out [[Alec Benson Leary]]. He's dropped the request for money and billboards, but now demands that Alec, Tito and Thorg [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]]. He later delivers tirade concerning the [[GAMe PLACe]] and its owner, which culminates in accusing [[Michael Snyder]] of being a child molester. Chris's [[speech impediment|poor speaking skills]] are quite prevalent in this video, as he repeats the words "essentially" and "associated" numerous times. He also manages to repeat the ever-classic "My mommy- my family" line from one of his [[For My Sweetest Ivy|videos for Ivy]]. <br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WN72luEx708}}<br />
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Asperchu|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}<br />
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br />
| next = [[It's not that cold]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
Hello, again, once again. I am here to make another [[trolls|troll]] [[speech impediment|esspos]]e as I have found anudder one amongst the bunch... the bunches! The one called [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Learec- Leary]] is not who he appears to be, and certainly is NOT an original creator of [[Asperchu|Asperchu]]. In fact, he is not even [[Aspergers|AsPERGIAN]]! He does not have Aspergers, and he’s another [[Chris|fatty]] [[Barbara|fat]] [[Robert Chandler|fat]] [[Sammy|fat]] [[Hambeast|fat]]... [[Desi|fat]]. Aaand just le—and I do NOT have a script. I have notes.<br />
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[''Holds up a piece of lined paper and a piece of red construction paper'']<br />
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I have notes and I form my own script. Anyway, he also has ties with the, uh, [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby]] place of which he makes donaations, of wid- which I have another esspose about the Game Place. First, here is his closeup. <br />
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[''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']<br />
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Now let’s talk... oh yeah, his real name is Christopher. So, [[Homos|Cha-ris]], let’s talk business now. What I would like from you… is essentially a live video apology for all the wrongs you have done to me over the [[Internet|innernet]] including the [[Chris and Copyright|copyright infringement on my Sonichu]] with your CHEAP, poor excuse for a 9-year-old... Asperchu, you immature [[JERKS|jerk]]! And then, I want you to leave the internet for good, and leave me and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|my mom—and my family]]... and friends at peace. <br />
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Also, on that note, I wish to make a correction to my demands with [[Surfshack Tito|Don]] and Jeremy. Essentially I have lear- Essentially I have learned from my esteemed colleague associates that [[Chris and the Law|apparently it is extortion]] to request [[Spanish|mucho dinero]], plus the billboard is no longer in effect. So therefore, I essentially still want Don to come forward with his video to Sony and to me publicly apologizing and everything, and the same goes to Jeremy. Public video apology, and both of y’all have to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my family and friends at peace.<br />
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Anyway, going back to, uh, Christopher… by the way, I know you’re in Texas. You’re in Texas, you [[Obesity|fatty fat fat]]! He has been donating to the troll cause and such over at The PLACE! The [[The GAMe PLACe|game and hobby place]] of which we are fully aware of and have grown to love and such, but there is more to THE PLACE, and its three associated stores located only within [[Virginia|Virginia]], and I know from cold hard facts... including facts from a Hook article back in August of [[2002|2002]], that... the four stores, their owner, a one Mr. Robert Lightburn... is... a [[Pedofork|child molester]], and convicted sex offender in Illinois. <br />
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And think about this! The place in [[Charlottesville|Charlottesville]] is located right across from a school, and it is owned by a child molester! Parents! Children! Associated families! I don’t think you would want anyone who is a minor, or [[Chris and Reality|even under the age of ten]] to go into such a place that is owned by a child molester, and I am sure that in association, even though he is married, [[Michael Snyder]] has his own child molestation skeleton [[Homos|in his closet]]! He probably even molested his own daughter for all I know! I do not have concrete facts, so therefore that is just theory until I am corrected. But the point is the place is owned by a child molester, and nobody should ever, ever go into that place again… and it should be closed down for good! And that’s all I have for this video right now. Stay tuned for another [[slow-in-the-minds|Trroll ess-especial twirl esspose]].<br />
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== Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==<br />
In this video, also known as '''101 2466''', Chris accepts [[Surfshack_Tito_(troll)#Tito.27s_official_response_to_Chris|Tito's attempt to meet his demands]], while Thorg appears to have made no such efforts yet. Chris is still awaiting the money he demanded (apparently forgetting that in the last video he admitted that blackmail was a felony), and another part of Jeremy's face and part of another photo Chris has obtained of him are shown to viewers.<br />
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This video also shows us that Chris now has two piercings on each ear. It was previously believed he had two on his right ear and only one on his left.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Nn4u9b_hJk}}<br />
| stardate = 10 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}<br />
| previous = [[It's not that cold]]<br />
| next = [[Correction of EX relationship status]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Miss duh dadline.jpg|thumb|but miss the deadline...]]<br />
[[File:CheckYourPriv.jpg|thumb|Y'all best remember to check your privileges, ya hear?]]<br />
Well, it seems I have gotten a well-wise response to my recent videos...from [[Surfshack Tito|master Don]], of which I will now respond to as [[speech impediment|sutss]]. You d-you made a wise descision, Don. I am-as long as I get the money before the end of the month, I will withhold the photographs and the other information. I can promise you that, but miss the deadline... ''[widens his eyes and stares into the camera]'' and you certainly don't have to be my slave for a week. I mean, aside from the [[Niggos|slave laws]] and everything. ''[shakes head and sighs]''<br />
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Anyway, apparently I have learned from my esteemed colleague that Thorg, master Jeremy, is still not convinced I mean businesss. Well, just to show you, Jeremy, that I mean businesss, I'm going to reveal a little bit more about you.<br />
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Here is a closeup--another closeup of that pho-to-graph zoomed in on your pizza face! ''[looks off-camera at the picture and zooms in on a different part]'' Excuse me a moment. ''[whispers]'' alright, ''[mumbles, as air conditioner gets louder]'' as well as a zoom-in on a possibly more current, or possibly previous pho-to-graph of yourself. Aaand, I'm gonna reveal a couple of random tidbits about you from my notes!<br />
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Once again, Jeremy lives in Can-a-da...and he likes the typical geeky things, without being stereotypical, of course, and not offending anyone of the sort, because I am considerably one myself, because I like [[Pokemon|Pokemon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh!]], and all- and [[My Little Pony|that sort]]. Apparently, uh, he is a LARPer. Live action role playing! As it was portrayed in that episode of [[Wikipedia:The Tester|The Tester]]!<br />
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''[begins to speak in a high-pitched, singsongy voice]'' <br />
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"Oh, look at me, I'm [[Chris and English|trollicking]] about! We are going to be warriors and whatnot! Yay, we won the things! [[Chris and Reality|And then we're future cops, sent being- mall-for future mall cops]]! Mall cops of the future! La, la la, la la, la la! We're LARPing about! LARP LARP LARP LARP! LARP. LAAAARP. LARP! Lorp."<br />
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And we know that the atheist does not like [[Chris and Hypocrisy#"I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance|having his mind changed]] about [[GodJesus|God]]. I mean, I gotta tell you, man, God is all-powerful. How do you think the [[speech impediment|Earss]] was created aside from the big bang? Who had to put the big bang together? God! And I know from my bible ''[shows bible]'', my hand on it, that between him and [[GodJesus|Jesus]], they're pretty powerful! They're pretty powerful individuals... and I believe in them. They have- I mean, Jesus has done a lot with his miracles before he had to [[Obesity|weigh]] the cross, which I just [[Chris and his Ego|empathize]] with him on that,i mean.<br />
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''[closes eyes and inhales through teeth]'' it's like I can feel the thorns that were drug-that were drudge, plowed through his hands and his feet! [[Fail|Thorn of crowns]]. Mm. Empathy is a powerful thing.<br />
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But...I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have God or Jesus at my-by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists...are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer...I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!<br />
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You have until August 31st to reply and follow my demands of admitting...your wrongdoings, and making the public apologies via [[YouTube|YouTube]] video, as I am a-well aware, as I have made note, but apparently the billboard is no longer an option. Anyway, between the YouTube public apology, and leaving the internet alone, AND leaving me, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my friends at peace, that is what I demand of you, master Jeremy. ''[air conditioner gets louder]''<br />
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Your move. 'Cause if you're not, fulfill- if you don't don't respond by the 31st, [''[[death threats|snaps fingers and widens his eyes]]''] I mean business. Check your privileges!<br />
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== Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya ==<br />
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Chris, [[Homo|lipstick and all]], threatens [[Jack Thaddeus]]. Unlike his reveal on [[Thorg]], Chris becomes two-faced as he accepts Jack's desire to be a transvestite and seek gender reassignment surgery, yet he attacks Jack because he chases after guys. Like the reveal on Thorg, Chris wants to see him trolled not so much out of a tit-for-tat desire for revenge, but rather because Chris found out he was [[homos]]exual. Interestingly, Chris gives Jack ten extra days to come up with his apology video and to leave the Internet.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|w1SN9Jl-DTk}}<br />
| stardate = 16 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Homos|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Kaka Makeup Basics]]<br />
| next = [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]]<br />
}}<br />
{{quote|Blackmailing me to hump your Playstation 3 causing great embarassment, to sing "It's okay to be gay", and he Posted disgusting advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:BI.jpg|thumb|The one time you wish he was wearing DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.]]<br />
[''Chris sits down and sighs.''] Good day. I felt that it's appropriate to dress in my feminine attire as I- as you can see fits. [''He stretches out one leg, trying to show off his ass.''] Because I am definite calling out one Jack Thaddeusss, and we happen to share ''[He lifts his leg and rests it on his knee, giving the camera a buffalo shot.]'' some similar common interests, a few of which. Like, uh, yes, we can- we- we do accept the adj- we both accept the adjective of being called trannies<!-- Note that "tranny" is a noun. Honor roll my ass. -->, esscept for him, he's, uhh, he's just went through a whole-- the whole gender-changing operation. Yep. Lopping off his [[Pickle|dick]] and puttin' on the ol'... an' gettin' it tucked in. I am not- I would never chop- I would never do that to- [[Homos#Fear of becoming a homo|I would never do that.]] Go and have a sex change operation. I'm proud to be a male, and I'm even more proud to be a [[tomgirl]].<br />
[[File:Spanking2.jpg|thumb|"I like to get smacked by my woman."]]<br />
And we both like to cross-dress, yes. And we both are into [[April 16 Fetish Vids|femdom]], which is a female domination. Oh, yeah. ''[creepy chuckle]'' I like to get smacked by [[Ivy|my woman]]. Mmm... yes.<br />
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Except for, uh, I would definitely s- put against, uh, Misher Jack, or, as is real name is said in de title of this video, which I will say in a moment. Uhh, in the pro- in the- in his- in his case of him, uh, having his operation and going through it, I feel that he would defi'itely '''not''' be considered any at all a woman- a woman whatsoever. He just only fashionably ''[raises his hands]'' looks like a woman, with the parts and whatnot, except he does not have- essept he would not have a uterus, and he would have no repoductive[sic] organs. I mean, I want to have [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]] someday. Obviously, he don't. ''[Gives a disgusted look.]''<br />
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And, uh, also my associate dat gave me the information on him, he- pretty much, uh, he pretty much is plain out callin' him a tomgirl, but you know what? He's not a tomgirl at all. He's just a full-blown [[Homos|gay]]. ''[Stares into space, then looks down at his clipboard.]''<br />
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Anyway, gettin' back on topic, uh, his name is, uh, Ahu-viya, which, uh, it is spelled at the title of this video. Hmm, he is in Pennsylvania, and, uh, I have pretty much just gave a few descriptions of him, uh, yeah. He definitely appreciates his... [[homos]]eshual culture as it is. I mean, yeah. Everybody- everybody who hates- everybody who is a ho- who is a homophobe, ''[drops his leg down and sits upright]'' go ahead and call him on it. Call Ahuviya a God-dang homo.<br />
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[''moans with a derp voice, imitating Ahuviya''] Homo! I like to be a homo! [[Slow in the minds|He-he durr-hurr bluh bleh bleh!]] Eeeeoooouh! [''shakes his head with his tongue sticking out, then blows a raspberry'']<br />
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Yeah. But, of course, the, uh- my demands are simple, as they ha' been recently. I want Mr Ha- Ahuviya to make the public apologies for all the things he have done a- he has done against me. ''[Quieter voice.]'' Shoot, I forgot to write 'em down. But he knows what he did! Among which, uh, he has, uh, pestured me, and, uh, [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|on]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|the]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|phone]], and uh, [[Chris humps his PS3|blackmailed me into]] [[It's UGH!|doin' a few things]]. Yeah, I'll in from th- get those stats in and, uh, if he doesn't, uh, I might add them to the description of this video, after I wri- after I write 'em down.<br />
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Hmph. Anyway, 25-year-old Ahuviya, homooooo! Pretty much it. ''[Swings his leg back up to rest on his knee.]'' We do agree on being cross-dressersss. Although, I must also admit, um, ''[to himself]''I should have access to that actually, uh, yeah. [''Grabs his [[PS3]] controller''] Just give me oooone moment. [''Boots up his PS3''] Yeah, I think this is it. Whoops. [''puts controller in both hands''] I think actually did... save it on here... Huhhh, zoom in, I only want a but of a free sample.<br />
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[''Grabs his camera shakily.''] For thisss, as usuaw... hmm, I gotta get a little clossse here, because I don't have zoom-in functions on the Cross-Video bar Photo Viewer...<br />
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[''Cue a bright yellow light''] Closer the picture. [''Shows a close-up of a man's chin.''] Yeah. Anyway, he just does a bad- [[Chris and hypocrisy|he just does a terrible job in cross- quote-unquote "cross-dressing," because I mean, look at that stubble on his face!]] [''Smacks his hand on the camera lens.'']<br />
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[''Uncovers to show his arm, then the camera pans over his messy room.''] And then look at me all over. I take the time to shave myself. [''Close-up of his bare thigh, then slaps it.''] Smooth. ''[He slaps his ass.]''<br />
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[''He jerks up the camera back to his face.''] So yeah. Ahuviya... make your apology video, leave the Internet, leave me and my family and my friends at peace. You have... uhh, lemme see... [''He checks his calender, counting under his breath.]'' ''One, two three...'' Yeah. You have until the tenth of [[September 2011|September of this year]] to upload your video of apology for all the wrongs you have done to me which I list in the description a li'l later. Good day.<br />
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== Re-Calling Ahuvia ==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Re-Calling Ahuvia<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZNAvfPYODLI}}<br />
| stardate = 23 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Homos|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]]<br />
| next = [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]<br />
}}<br />
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== Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David ==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qh6q3JV2lEI}}<br />
| stardate = 23 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Homos|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = Mix 107.5<br />
| previous = [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]<br />
| next = [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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[[File:Toht.jpg|thumb|Chris looked at the ark.]]<br />
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{{Troll Videos}}<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2357.MOV]]|nextlink=[[It's not that cold]] /<br/> [[Correction of EX relationship status]]}}<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011|2011-08-06]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011|2011-08-09]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011|2011-08-10]]<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2011&diff=14528120112011-08-24T01:25:11Z<p>Elias: /* August */</p>
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<div>[[File:TG11.jpg|250px|thumb|[[Chris]] in '''2011''']]<br />
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'''2011''' is the third year of organized trolling of the [[Internet]]'s favorite LOLcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. In 2011, Chris turned 29. The year started out in the shadow of Chris's sixth declaration of leaving the Internet. In spite of this, Chris has been taking refuge on the [[PlayStation Network]], which has allowed the occasional bit of new material to surface. Most importantly, 2011 brought the revelation that [[Tomgirl pictures|Chris really does enjoy wearing women's clothing.]]<br />
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==January==<br />
{{main|January 2011}}<br />
Not much happened this month. Just as it was expected of him, Chris bought ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2'', and spend most of the last half of the month playing it. On a more interesting note, Chris's [[Disguises|pseudonym]] [[JenkinsJinkies]] was outed, and his exploits on the [[Trollin Train]] forums from July-August 2010 were made public.<br />
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==February==<br />
{{main|February 2011}}<br />
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This month saw the release of several of Chris's ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' levels, including [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]] and the [[Autism Tutorial]]s.<br />
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==March==<br />
{{main|March 2011}}<br />
An old pile of [[phone calls]] way back from the [[Liquid]]/[[Kacey]] saga was released to the Internet at the beginning of the month.<br />
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==April==<br />
{{main|April 2011}}<br />
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''April 2011''']]<br />
As the [[Playstation Network]] suffered a long downtime and security breach, Chris's account is hacked again, [[Tomgirl Pictures|revealing pictures]] of Chris showing off his "[[Homos|Tomgirl]]" side. Much controversy has surrounded these photos, as many think that Chris has finally let out his [[True and honest|true sexuality]], while others believe this is a bizarre attempt to appear attractive to [[Tiffany Gowen|"Tomboys"]] using the logic that "Tomgirl + Tomboy = [[China]]".<br />
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==May==<br />
{{main|May 2011}}<br />
The PSN came back online, and Chris immediately deleted the "I am Tomgirl." quote. However, he later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where all TRUE and HONEST Tomgirls and Tomboys hang out.<br />
==June==<br />
{{main|June 2011}}<br />
Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I No Socialize Online", published [[3DS Flipnote|a Flipnote]] and changed his [[voicemail message]] a few times. He also continued posting on the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, revealing some of the most disturbing stuff to date.<br />
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==July==<br />
[[File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in '''July 2011''']]<br />
{{main|July 2011}}<br />
After months of minimal activity, Chris's internet presence increased markedly during July. His participation in the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum was discovered, after which Chris publicly announced his true identity to the other members. Chris also created a new [[Facebook]] account, contradicting his prior claim regarding online socialization, and logged back into his long-dormant [[YouTube]] account. Meanwhile, [[Liquid Chris]]'s YouTube account was shut-down for good.<br />
==August==<br />
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris in August 2011]]<br />
{{main|August 2011}}<br />
August began with Chris and his [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|tom-pals]] planning vengeance against the CWCki. Soon thereafter, Chris broke his lengthy [[Chris and the Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|internet hiatus]] by returning to YouTube and uploading [[Calling Out|a series of videos]] throughout [[August_2011|August]] in which he claims to have information on the true identities of a number of trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]]. These videos called for each troll to first upload a video of their own apologising for their crimes against Chris, and then leave the internet forever. An earthquake also hit the area during this month, and the status of Chris and his family's well-being is still unknown.<br />
{{Timeline}}<br />
[[Category:Chronology]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Feztival&diff=145236User talk:Feztival2011-08-23T13:07:08Z<p>Elias: /* Hey Inuboy1000 */</p>
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<div>==Hi there!==<br />
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[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]<br />
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Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!<br />
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:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].<br />
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:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.<br />
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:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.<br />
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:Once again, welcome to CWCki! <br />
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==Hey Inuboy1000==<br />
Inuboy1000 created new account User:Feztival<br />
I won't tell anyone, I swear. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:42, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Man, how did you even do that? Did you just create a new userpage while you were logged in? --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 06:07, 23 August 2011 (PDT)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:Parchris.jpg&diff=145185File talk:Parchris.jpg2011-08-22T03:41:18Z<p>Elias: Created page with "WHY DO YOU UPLOAD THESE PICTURES --~~~~"</p>
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<div>WHY DO YOU UPLOAD THESE PICTURES --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 20:41, 21 August 2011 (PDT)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_sex&diff=145172Chris and sex2011-08-21T23:42:07Z<p>Elias: /* Knowledge of sex and gender */</p>
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<div>{{Honest}}<br />
[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky'''), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development and a sheltered upbringing. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on the HBO network around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref><br />
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== Knowledge of sex and gender ==<br />
[[Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|thumb|Seven inches? Yeah, right.]]<br />
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he stole from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, Chris has never kissed a girl.<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref><br />
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What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[Manchester High School|high-school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave [[Chris Sex Logs|his sex chat logs]] should be able to immediately notice what's going wrong — Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in porno movies, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would get off to a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of semen to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref><br />
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Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref name="JR Eyes">[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> and thinks that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref name="Cums cat">[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is;<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]</ref> this is undoubtedly due to his experience with [[Kimmi]] and [[Officer Nasty]]. The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a "receiver's" terrible Mountain Dew parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride [[Duck|his broken penis]].<ref name="JR Eyes" /> He thinks that his [[virgin]]ity is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating|masturbating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.<br />
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Due to the combined threat of his somewhat [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]] and his peculiar mindset on sex, Chris is noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology; for example, in [[Ivy Q&A #Threats| Ivy Q&A]] it's mentioned that Chris told Ivy that he had a "sticky dream" about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he replied, "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!" While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use familiar terms — either medical or slang — for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]". <br />
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According to [[Calling_Out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|a video]] published in [[August 2011]], Chris enjoys female domination (going as far as to draw Sonichu and Rosechu performing the act in [[Sonichu 10]]). Giving Chris's [[Virgin with rage|complete lack of sexual experience]], whether or not he actually knows what femdom is is anyone's guess.<br />
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===Chris and gender===<br />
Among his more generally skewed view of gender roles, Chris has a distinctly sexist outlook towards [[Women's rights|women]]. Based on his failed attempts at getting girls at the mall, he has concluded that all girls are [[Boyfriend-free girl|already paired up]], [[Homos|lesbians]], or distracted with shopping. The notion that they might have good reasons for spurning his advances does not occur to him. He can’t seem to acknowledge the possibility that women just might not be drawn to a [[Obesity|fat, dumpy]] psycho, carrying an "[[attraction sign]]" and the unpleasant aroma of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|feces]] mixed with [[Axe]].<br />
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In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], he referred to women as another species. While at times it may seem as if women are from another planet, they are still classified as ''Homo sapiens'', just like manchildren.<br />
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Chris has an interesting grasp of stereotypical gay and straight behavior, too, insisting he's straight even as he acts like a mincing crossdressing homosexual. This can be explained by his [[autism|lack of empathy or ability to pick up on social cues]], but given his reaction to being told he looks gay is to scream "NO I'M NOT!" and ignore anything else, it's unlikely he'll ever learn.<br />
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== Moral basis on sex and double standards ==<br />
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]<br />
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}<br />
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Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is dictated by the Bible. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' [[homos]], but not hesitating to view lesbian porn and approve of it.<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> This logic probably stems from an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' where one of Meg's friends states that lesbianism is a choice, while male homosexuality isn't. This comment was intended as a joke, but like most satire, it flew right over Chris's head. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he plans on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true [[sweetheart]] (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). Well, guess that the whole “no sex till marriage thing” doesn’t matter that much now, does it? <br />
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The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is guilty and holds no visible [[remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to dogmatize and what is OK.<br />
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Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is partially because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial|a very liberal church]], and any question about premarital sex is interpreted quite liberally by [[Rocky]].{{cite}} When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[troll]]s, she only fuels his cafeteria Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which is wrong by Christian doctrine.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]].<br />
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Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public,<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> showing that, for Chris, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual.<br />
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==Chris in the act==<br />
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian professing his love for "[[Julie]]".]]<br />
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous [[sex tape]] with [[Kimmi]] shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).<br />
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Chris's view of cunnilingus, put on horrific display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris.<br />
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In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent [[duck]], [[Obesity|fat ass]], lack of endurance) or psychological (performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive [[homos|homoerotic]] thoughts, subconscious guilt about sex) in nature.<br />
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==Staying straight==<br />
''See [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|Fear of being a homo]]''<br />
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==Is Chris asexual?==<br />
It is possible that Chris only claims to be STRAIGHT due to the overwhelming portrayal in the media of men being sexually active heterosexuals. This could also explain some of his twisted views regarding sex and romance; he genuinely cannot understand the appeal of most sexual activity. <br />
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* He has the idea he must "maintain" his straightness, much like how he must regularly change the oil in the [[Son-Chu|Sonichu-mobile]]. While it could be that he is gay deep down inside, it can also be argued that he has no major sexual compulsions of any kind, and is just trying to induce them through [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|external sources]]. Why else would he have to try so hard?<br />
* According to himself, Chris only masturbates twice a week, and states that it's only to keep his "[[Mass debating#Frequency|hormones under control]]," while most single men masturbate daily, sometimes more (though this could be because he's so out of shape that [[Chris and health#Exercise|the act of masturbation tires him out]]). <br />
* Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16, while most boys figure it out once they hit puberty (around 11). 16 was also the age where he pretty much discovered sex.<br />
* Chris's interest in finding a [[sweetheart]] appears to have been spurred on by a desire for companionship, as opposed to a desire for a sexual relationship. This is supported by his constant emphasis on being "lonely," as well as requiring his heartsweet to be "caring and compassionate".<br />
* While his creepy attempts at touching/kissing [[Megan]] and [[Emily|other]] [[Kacey|girls]] would indicate some form of sexuality, it could be part of his limited perception of what it means to be a sexually active adult, or just pure and simple attempts at being straight under the rationale that if he does this to a woman, it makes him straight.<br />
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Some autistics simply do not understand sexual attraction (for example, high-functioning autistic and [[Wikipedia:Hugbox|hugbox]] inventor Temple Grandin chooses to be celibate because she admits that she really does not understand sexual attraction and that she lacks the ability, as a consequence of her autism, to engage in a sexual relationship). It's possible that Chris genuinely does not understand why two people would want to get together and have sexual intercourse, aside from the fact he's seen people in the media do it and that he thinks that sex is a rite of passage to becoming a big boy.<br />
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After he was introduced to the term by his Mailbag correspondents, Chris took to interpreting and using "asexual" as an insult. In his [[CWCipedia]] page on [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|The Wallflower]], he referred to her as a "Got-Dang Asexual Woman!". He also became very offended when [[Jackie]] implied that he liked [[video games]] more than women, ranting that she should not label him as asexual (and misses her point completely).<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2" /> It is now possible that Chris finds asexual people to be as bad as [[homos]]exuals, judging by both remarks (not to mention he aforementioned disdain from the [[Mailbag]] responses).<br />
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==Pedophilia==<br />
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==Bestiality==<br />
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris in [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]}}<br />
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|[[Patti-chan|Run Patti!]]]]<br />
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002|homemade fursuit]].]]<br />
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In his [[Chris-chan Discusses...|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form. Technically, this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other, not humans having sex with animals. It is heavily implied that Chris masturbates while drawing these pictures.<br />
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Chris has also suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22 Family Guy Article on the CWCipedia]</ref><br />
===Is Chris a furry?===<br />
Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry is still debated.<ref>From [[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris tries to leave|the Sarah May Skype Logs]]: [7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that points in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref name="Cums cat" /> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it has been confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris has prejudice against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref><br />
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==Prostitution==<br />
{{quote|"In my sarch [''sic''] on [[Wikipedia:Craigslist|Craigslist]], the ONLY women who left a phone number on their Ad were under "Adult Services", which they would have wanted money. I tried calling one, learned she wanted a hundred, then in the middle of telling my story about [[Jack]] and my [[PSN]] account recovery with a Sex video, she hung up on me. :("|Chris, wasting a prostitute's time{{cite}}}}<br />
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Given how badly Chris seems to want to lose his [[virgin]]ity, many observers have wondered why he hasn't long since spent some of his [[monthly tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.<br />
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Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.<br />
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Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Brian Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]]. <br />
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By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].<br />
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Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris tried to offer himself up as a male escort. He described himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref><br />
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Later, under the guise of his troll persona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls. <br />
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==Incest==<br />
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[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], his imaginary twin sister, appeared as a "girlfriend" card he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related, but many of them are paired off with one-another, banging and some even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|having kids]]. Being raised without siblings present, he has no experience with filial relationships, and [[autism]] ensures he has no inkling of what it entails. He didn't even know the word, let alone the concept, of "incest" until someone mentioned and explained it to him.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> He has trouble contemplating why incest is wrong when, to him, [[china]] is china. Only brother-brother incest is wrong because it is [[homosexual]] in nature. He doesn't understand why sister-sister incest would be bad, because it involves [[Gaybian|girl-on-girl]].<br />
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==Rape==<br />
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{{Protip|Despite your worst fears, Chris won't ever manage to rape anybody, so stop saying that.}}<br />
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Chris has a poor understanding of the effects of rape, starting from the [[Megan]] saga all the way to [[PandaHalo]]. Misguided trolls claim that Chris will one day try to rape someone due to his stalker tendencies. Due to his warped view of romance and [[Power|inability to pin someone down long enough]] to commit the act, it is highly unlikely that Chris will ever rape anyone.<br />
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Despite this reassurance, it's no less discomforting to know that despite whatever personal feelings he has on the act, he seems to have trouble understanding what non-consensual contact is. As evidenced in [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he doesn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detail a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape- the idea of letting his "prey" wear herself out before moving on her may not have registered to Chris as sounding wrong.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Homos]]<br />
*[[Women's rights]]<br />
*[[Semen]]<br />
*[[Mass debating]]<br />
*[[Duck]]<br />
*[[Pickle]]<br />
*[[Chris and his ego]]<br />
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]<br />
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==Sauce==<br />
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{{Chris and}}</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jack_Thaddeus&diff=145158Jack Thaddeus2011-08-21T20:58:02Z<p>Elias: /* See also */</p>
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'''Jack Thaddeus''', alleged real name '''Ahuviya''' (born 1985/86), is the [[troll]] responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings with [[Chris]]. He is also a TRUE and HONEST [[homo]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref><br />
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==PSN hax==<br />
What is known about Jack thus far, was his sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into [[Chris humps his PS3|dry-humping his PS3]] and [[It's UGH!|singing the song "It's Okay to be Gay"]]. Unimpressed by Chris's performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind.<br />
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Jack worked with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to break into Chandler's PSN accounts and possibly bring about the beginning of the [[Liquid Chris]] Saga.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails#7/19/09|The Mysterious Man at Otakon]]</ref><br />
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==CWCipedia advertisements==<br />
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|Jack's ads]]<br />
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In [[November 2009]], Jack purchased advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]]. One banner ad linked to a [[gay]] rights website (noting that the creator and hero of ''[[Family Guy]]'' both support gay rights, and using the hated word "[[naïve]]"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic [[pickle|cactus]] mascot. <br />
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Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|demanded that the ads be removed]]. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "[[Kill De Jack|I'll deal with him myself]]." Whatever measures he took, though, they didn't do much good, because the original ads were soon joined by many new banners featuring pickles, [[homos]], and other things Chris hates and fears. These ads would have stayed for a long time since Jack, a gentle and generous soul, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Do NOT tamper with the advertisements (CCS)|rented all the ads-space up to the end of 2010]].<br />
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Jack eventually leased some of the adspace to [[Mao]], the webmaster of the [[Asperpedia]]. On 25 [[February 2010]], this lease apparently concluded, and Jack filled the website with dicks.<br />
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Eventually, on 18 [[March 2010]], Jack pulled all his funding from the site, forcing the Sysop to take the site down. It came back the next day under the rule of Mao.<br />
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==In the comics==<br />
Jack made his first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as the 4-cent_garbage building is collapsing. When [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] escapes, he condemns him and [[Clyde Cash]] for being homo trolls. When [[Beel]] escapes, he, too, condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name" is just as evil as being an assistant for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Adolf Hitler]]. With no option left, Clyde and Jack jump into the 66+6 story elevator shaft to their suicide.<br />
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==Called out==<br />
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On 16 [[August 2011]] [[Calling_out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|Chris claimed]] to have dox on Jack, and claimed that his real name was Ahuviya, that he lived in Pennsylvania, and that Jack had had [[Wikipedia:Sex reassignment surgery (male-to-female)|gender reassignment surgery]]. He demanded a video of apology to be uploaded by Jack/Ahuviya by 10 [[September 2011]].<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Bryan Bash]]<br />
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]<br />
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]<br />
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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'''Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"''' is a video released by [[Chris]] on 20 [[August 2011]]. It is a bizarre ballad to wristwatches dedicated to Thorg. Chris shows off various wristwatches in his collection and flashes his [[PSP]] and TV with images of wristwaches on them. Despite being barely over a minute in length, Chris quickly gets [[Obesity|out of breath]] while singing.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| name = Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yuaYqiOEB6c}}<br />
| stardate = 20 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Crazy|Crazy}}<br />
| style = <br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unknown<br />
| previous = [[Kaka Makeup Basics]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''Chris spends the entire duration of this video showing various devices with pictures of wristwatches on them, most nostably a [[3DS Flipnote|3DS]] and a PSP attached to his wrists]''<br />
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Here's a little somethin' dedicated to [[Thorg|Master Thorg]].<br />
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[[Autism|Wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, wrist, Nintendo-do wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, wristwatches! Wristwatches!<br />
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Wrist, wrist, Nintendo wristwatches! Wristwatches! ''[pause]'' Wristwatches!<br />
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Wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, Nintendo WRISTWATCHES! Wristwatchesss!<br />
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Wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, Nintendo wristwatches! Wristwatches!<br />
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Wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist-uh, wrist, wrist, Nintendo wrist-uh, wrist, wristwatches! Wristwatches! Wristwatches!<br />
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Wriiiiistwatches!<br />
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Wriist, wriist, Nintendo wriist, wriist, Nintendo wriist, wriist, Nintendo...WISTRATCHES!<br />
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Ba-da, ba-da BOOM!]]<br />
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Wristwatches, for Master Thor-''[video ends]''</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_(character)&diff=144343Sonichu (character)2011-08-16T20:58:10Z<p>Elias: </p>
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{{Quote|Do not fear, world, for I am a new [[pokemon]]. And my name is… Sonichu!|Sonichu, the [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]}}<br />
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{{quote|Sonichu is Copyrighted and Mine Alone. Do Not Steal.|Chris, "Sonichu" [[CWCipedia]] article}}<br />
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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" | [[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|200px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" |Sonichu<br />
|-<br />
| '''Date of birth'''<br />
| 17 March [[Sonichu chronology#1988|1988]] (in universe)<br />
17 March [[2000]] (IRL)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male<br />
|-<br />
| '''Length'''<br />
| 5'4"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Weight'''<br />
| 120 lbs<br />
|-<br />
| '''Species'''<br />
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])<br />
|-<br />
| '''Type'''<br />
| Electric<br />
|-<br />
| '''Parents'''<br />
| [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Evolves from'''<br />
| [[Sonee]] or [[Pikachu]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Evolves into'''<br />
| [[Metonic]] or [[Ultra Sonichu]]<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
'''Sonichu''' (born 17 March 1988<ref name="Son cwcipedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref>) is the magnum opus of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. He is an uncreative combination of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]], and is also Chris's imaginary son. He goes on adventures and ''"zaps to the extreme!"'' <br />
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Sonichu's species, [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], evolves from a [[Sonee]], and can evolve into either [[Metonic]] or [[Ultra Sonichu]]. (Even though the original Sonichu mutated from Pikachu, which just makes the ''Sonichu'' [[comic]] even more pointless and convoluted.) <br />
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==Creation and development==<br />
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[[Image:TheFirstSonichu.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing of Sonichu, circa [[2000]], from one of Chris's homemade Pokémon [[cards]]<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>]] <br />
[[Image:042-CWC'sFavoriteHits.jpg|thumb|The CD cover in question, [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Sonichu's Birth]]</ref>]]<br />
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Chris revealed on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Sonichu's Birth|fail Wikipedia page]] that Sonichu is a product of a Computer Graphics Class with Ms. Chalifoux. In March [[2000]], Chris had to create a CD Cover for an assignment. Despite being ridiculously simple, with infinite possibilities for a possible CD cover, Chris still struggled with the assignment, because he could not use copyrighted characters. Chris's usual technique of "cover everything with shitty video game characters" wouldn't work this time. But then, inspiration struck:<br />
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{{quote|Then it dawned on me at that moment after lunch, much like the random creation of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] during Basketball Practice in my Freshman Year, Sonichu just bursted right into my imagination. A blur at first, but then it all became more clear and came together very well. So, as swiftly as the creation of Bionic, I drew Sonichu on paper from imagination, then I drew him on my currently open Photoshop program.<br><br />
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After checking with Miss. Chalifoux and my father, who is BIG on copyrights and whatnot; SONICHU WAS LEGAL THEN, and STILL IS and ONLY MINE! So, soon after, the CD-Cover was made, printed and Passed with an A+ Grade. :D |Chris on the origin of Sonichu, and why the public school system has failed us<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation]</ref>}}<br />
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Thus, an [[Internet]] legend, Sonichu, was born.<br />
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Chris created the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]] five months later, in August [[2000]]. A few drawings of Sonichu appeared on the site, mostly on homemade Pokemon cards and other various and sundry shit.<br />
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The comic began shortly thereafter: Chris drew a few short comics in the following four years which eventually appeared in [[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|''Sonichu'' #0]]. The comic was completed and released in [[2005]], five years after Sonichu's conception (and to think people bitch about waiting a few months for new comics to come out...).<br />
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Sonichu's character design has slightly changed since Chris scrawled the first poorly drawn Sonichu. Due to [[Megan]]'s influence (read: wanting her sweet, wet [[china]]), ''Sonichu'' took on a more anime-like appearance. However, despite drawing Sonichu for over a decade, Chris has somehow managed to maintain the [[Chris and drawing|drawing skills of a six-year-old]].<br />
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==Fictional character biography==<br />
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{{quote|Yellow electric hedgehog Pokemon. The original and one-and-only, he runs faster than the speed of sound. When danger is near, he will slice and zap it up.|Sonichu's background, ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #2}}<br />
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Sonichu came from a "freshly hatched" [[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]] that eventually evolved into a [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]], who "grazed, survived and had fun."<br />
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{{quote|A Pok'emon Watcher saw this one making out with a [[Jiggliami|Jigglypuff]] once or twice. WILD.|Chris, [[CWCipedia]]}}<br />
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[[Image:Sonichu and Rosechu Making Out.jpg|thumb|Awww]]<br />
[[Image:CWCsonichuduck.JPG|thumb|Ewww]]<br />
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One day the city of [[Station Square]] was under siege by the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]], and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] attempted to battle the creature. While using the six [[Chaos Emeralds]] to transform into Super Sonic, Sonic bumped into the Pikachu who happened upon the scene. This collision somehow mutated the Pikachu so that it evolved to possess the physical characteristics and abilities of Sonic. After dispatching with the Perfect Chaos Monster, and being mistaken for Sonic, the newly evolved Pikachu declared himself to be a new species of [[Pokémon]]: Sonichu.<br />
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After his transformation, he ran back to his parents' nest, where he found that they had been caught by Pokémon trainers. Showing the same [[Chris and death|callousness]] his creator shows after a loss, Sonichu does not seem to have attempted to find them, never mentioned them again, and even refers to [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] as his father.<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu</ref><br />
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While Sonichu had gained new abilities from his transformation, his larger size made it impractical for him to forage for nuts and berries in the forest. Upon discovering [[Rosechu]] in the woods, he hoped to beg for food from her trainer, [[Kel]] and thus stalked Rosechu back to her and Kel's cabin, whereupon he introduced himself to them. Rosechu was immediately attracted to Sonichu for such qualities as being unable to name his favorite color. Their whirlwind romance was quickly consummated, and the two became passionate lovers. After rescuing Rosechu from [[Naitsirhc]] at [[CWCville Mall]], Sonichu became recognized as the hero of the city. [[CWCville]]'s Mayor, [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], congratulated him for his victory; Sonichu in turn commended his creator's work on the Sonichu comics and wished him luck in his [[Love Quest]].<br />
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Although Naitsirhc had been defeated, he succeeded in obtaining a sample of Sonichu's DNA which his adopted father [[Giovanni]] and [[Doctor Robotnik]] used to create [[Black Sonichu]]. Black Sonichu was sent to capture Rosechu to lure Sonichu into a trap; however Giovanni and Robotnik did not reckon on Sonichu joining forces with Sonic. Together they overwhelmed both Blachu and [[Metal Sonichu]] to rescue Rosechu, who later met [[Amy Rose]].<br />
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One day, while zapping to the extreme, Sonichu encountered The Destiny Cave, a mysterious [[Cherokian]] chamber guarded by an old man. The keeper of the Destiny Cave explained that Sonichu was the prophesied creature whose master would enter the cave and receive special powers. Sonichu reported this to Christian, and took him back to the cave. There, they learned the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], which reveals that Chris is the reincarnation of his Cherokian ancestor and foretells of the release of an [[Count Graduon|ancient evil]]. Sonichu blamed himself for allowing this evil force to escape, but Chris reassured him. After Chris took on the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], which transformed him into a hedgehog, Sonichu helped him adjust to his new powers and body. No sooner had Chris-Chan mastered these abilities when he and his son were ambushed by [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], the reincarnation of the head of the [[Wasabi Clan]], who sought to renew the hostilities between the Wasabis and Cherokees. [[Saramah Rosechu]], the reincarnation of the wife of Chris's ancestor, intervened to stop the battle. Sonichu and these three prophesied hedgehogs formed a tenuous alliance to defeat a giant golem monster summoned by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]].<br />
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When Sonichu learned of Blachu's attempt to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]], he zapped to the scene of the crime, only to discover five other electric hedgehog Pokemon created by the same effect that created himself and Rosechu. Sonichu led this newly formed [[Chaotic Combo]] into battle against Blachu, defeating him utterly.<br />
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One day, Christian and Sonichu were chillin' at the mall when Mary Lee Walsh's forces attacked CWCville, prompting Christian to summon the Chaotic Combo and transform with his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|twin sister]] into [[Chrs-Chan Pure]]. Sonichu contributed relatively little to this battle, as Chris did most of the heavy lifting. In the aftermath of the attack, during which Crystal was imprisoned in Count Graduon's [[Dark Mirror Hole]], Sonichu confided to Rosechu about dreams of seeing his creator with long hair in a mirror. When [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] and Black Sonichu attacked CWCville Mall, Sonichu and [[Magi-Chan]] accompanied Chris in responding to the emergency. Sonichu largely hung back as Chris battled his homosexual evil twin.<br />
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After the threat of Reldnahc was eliminated, Chris, Magi-Chan, and Sonichu pooled their efforts to retrieve one of the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] from [[1990s#1996|1996]]. Magi-chan created a sphere to contain them, which Sonichu's tremendous speed would accelerate backwards through time. Although they successfully obtained the Sonichu Ball and returned to the present, Chris was lost in the time stream. Sonichu was disheartened by the disappearance of his father, but was able to console Rosechu so that she would be willing to have sex with him.<br />
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One day, after having hours of sexual intercourse, Sonichu and Rosechu discovered the website [[4-cent_garbage.com]] spreading slanderous lies about them and their friends. Most notably, the site had pictures of Rosechu with a penis -- pictures which caused Sonichu to collapse into violent nausea. Outraged, the couple stormed the 4-cent_garbage.com building to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. When Howell refused to remove the offending content from his website, Sonichu attacked him in an rage, but was easily defeated. It instead fell to Rosechu to teach Howell a lesson by shoving her breasts and pussy in his face while eating his brain.<br />
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During Spring Break, Sonichu was briefly seen talking to Rosechu and surfing.<br />
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When forces of evil attacked CWCville, Sonichu took time out from [[Chris and anger|raging]] at [[homos]] and [[Women's rights|objectifying his wife]] in order to defend the city. When granted the opportunity to finish the primary villain once and for all, Sonichu released her in order to allow his father to grab all the glory of defeating her (and thus putting the city in further danger).<br />
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After Chris's return from the Time Void, Sonichu returned to his role as second fiddle to Chris, doing the latter's bidding as [[Ultra Sonichu]] with some godlike powers of his own. After [[Collosal Chan]]'s crimes against humanity, Sonichu served as "plaintif"[sic]/witness in the mock trial of the [[Asperpedia]] Four, and after the predetermined verdict, took part in Evan's brutal execution.<br />
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Sonichu has also made an appearance drawn in marker on CWC's [[duck]].<br />
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==Characteristics and personal life==<br />
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[[Image:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|MY ASS HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH FIRE!]]<br />
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Sonichu's hobbies include running, surfing and chillin'. He enjoys outdoors activities and the scenery around him. He appears to be undecided on whether his favorite color is yellow or blue.<br />
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Sonichu's voice, as Chris would be his ideal candidate for a voice actor should there ever be a ''Sonichu'' cartoon, is more or less Chris's voice but in a slightly higher tone.<ref>Mumble chat{{cite}}</ref><br />
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He is deeply in love with his [[sweet-bolt]], Rosechu, with whom he lives at a subdivision at [[14 Branchland Court|14 Brunchville Lane]], CWCville, [[Chris's_homes|Virginia]], [[Chris's birthday|02024-1982]]. Sonichu is normally rather calm and collected, but when Rosechu's reputation is besmirched he flies into unthinking rage and/or [[Sonichu 8|vomits profusely]]. Sonichu is rarely seen away from Rosechu's side, and it is possible that his relationship with her has become overly possessive and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|abusive behind closed doors]]. <br />
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[[Image:Lolmarriage.png|thumb|left|"Christ almighty, I zap to the extreme all fucking day, can't I have a goddamn can of [[Reeb]] and watch TV, woman?"]]<br />
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Despite maintaining an appearance of living in carnal [[Chris and religion|sin]], Sonichu and Rosechu have been secretly married since March 17, 2006<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today</ref> (a possible [[retcon]] by Chris to address complaints about Sonichu and Rosechu having sex outside of marriage). The two have gone to great lengths to keep it under wraps, wearing gloves ''over'' their wedding rings and keeping their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three children]] — Cerah (potentially named after [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Sarah Jackson]], [[PandaHalo]] or [[Sarah May]]; take your pick), Robbie (most likely named after the retarded hero from [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]], or the not-so-retarded [[Bob|hero]] of the Chandler household), and Christine (one guess) — hidden in the [[Wikipedia:Flowers_in_the_Attic|attic like so many flowers]]. Whatever sordid reason for burying their union remains a mystery. It has become rapidly apparent that Christian believes that his characters exist outside the confines of his scented marker universe, though one wonders if a personage as bland and poorly-developed as [[Wild Sonichu]] could truly survive in our harsh world.<br />
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Although many of his friends are members of his own species, his closest friend is his father and creator, Christian Weston Chandler. As the ''Sonichu'' series has shifted its focus from the titular character to its writer, Sonichu's role has been that of Christian's closest confident as he struggles to persevere in his Love Quest and endure the Stressful Torture of the internet bullies. When [[Giovanni]] asked him between loyalty to [[Reldnahc]] and make him into the Mayor of CWCville, or let Rosechu to live, obviously, he chose Christian instead of Rosechu without hesitation.<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Image:SchuComic9P82.jpg</ref> Like father, like son.<br />
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==Sexual prowess==<br />
When erect, Sonichu's cock is easily seven inches (18 cm) long, and often ruptures the [[raincoat|condoms]] he uses when 69-ing his beloved Rosechu.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic8P2.jpg</ref> Chris has also given very intense details to Sonichu and Rosechu's anatomy.<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Biology</ref><br />
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Sonichu's luck with the ladies apparently predates his transformation into an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, as his [[CWCipedia]] biography notes that when he was still a Pikachu he made out with a Jigglypuff.<ref name="Son cwcipedia" /> This raises some very disturbing implications, as the CWCipedia article also gives 1988 as the year of his birth and 1998 as the year in which he became Sonichu, meaning he could have not been [[Pedofork|older than 10 years]] at the time of said liaison. <br />
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==Powers and abilities==<br />
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[[Image:SonichuStats.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu's stats. You know, for all the people who give a damn.]]<br />
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Aside from the obvious super-speed and body-spinning powers transferred to him from Sonic, Sonichu also possesses many powers based on his original Pikachu form, most notably his lightning and thunder attacks. Some of his special attacks include:<br />
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* '''Sky Uppercut''': Jumping punch to the head from below, presumably similar in fashion to the [[Wikipedia:Shoryuken|''Shoryuken'']] from the ''Street Fighter'' games.<br />
* '''Mega Kick''': A martial arts-style kick, sometimes done in midair.<br />
* '''Double Team''': The attacker quickly creates an illusion that there are multiple attackers, disguising the real one temporarily and allowing them an opportunity to attack whilst the target is confused.<br />
* '''Spin Dash''': Attacker curls into a ball and spins on the spot, before releasing and hurtling directly into the victim in a high-speed rolling attack. In the original games where this move came from, it was capable of breaking barriers, but this has yet to be seen in the comics.<br />
* '''Zap Cannonball''': Attacker creates a ball of pure electrical energy in their hands, before thrusting their palms forward to fire it at the victim, in a similar fashion to the [[Wikipedia:Hadouken|''Hadouken'']] from the ''Street Fighter'' games, or the [http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Thunder_Bolt|''Thunder Strike''] from ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man 7|Mega Man 7]]''.<br />
* '''Iron Tail''': Attacker swings his tail at the victim to hit them in a slapping attack.<br />
* '''Mud Slap''': Attacker kicks conveniently placed mud to the victim's eyes to lower their accuracy.<br />
* '''Thunderbolt''': Attacker charges up electrical power in body, before releasing it at the victim in the form of a long-ranged bolt of electricity.<br />
* '''Thunder''': Attacker charges up electrical power, and uses it to summon lighting bolts down to the victim whilst simultaneously firing off electricity for a powerful lightning attack.<br />
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Sonichu may well possess other special powers that have only been utilized during the scenes where he is off-panel, while [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] takes over the story.<br />
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Interestingly, it is said that Sonichu and [[Blake]] are virtually the same. That being said, if one takes Blake's training in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]] seriously, then that would mean that Sonichu is actually ''slower'' than Sonic. Blake's given speed was 200 km/h (124 mph), much slower than Sonic, who can apparently hit Mach 1 (1,225 km/h / 761 mph) unassisted. (so far, the best Sega has been able to show in-game is around 300 mph (483 km/h) in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Unleashed|''Sonic Unleashed'']]). Even more, it is said that Blake can reach a spinning power of 200 rpm, which is barely enough to get a cool breeze. (However, in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #2 Chris claimed that Sonichu can go faster than the speed of sound.)<br />
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==Sonichu as a Mary Sue==<br />
[[File:I am not Gay.jpg|thumb|Sonichu is as straight as Chris.]]<br />
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One of the chief traits of Sonichu that drew [[trolls]] to Chris, aside from being an unoriginal Sonic recolor that blatantly violates international copyright laws, is that Sonichu is a [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]] unoriginal Sonic recolor that blatantly violates international copyright laws. In other words, he is an obvious avatar for Chris's personal power fantasies.<br />
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When the comics don't focus on Chris himself, they still manage to focus on Sonichu, who serves as Chris's idealized version of himself. Unlike Chris, Sonichu has a girlfriend whom he met, fell in love with, and drew into a meaningful relationship in a few hours' time; is fast, good looking, and loved by everyone; and despite his success, he somehow manages to "admire" Chris. <br />
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A notable instance of Sonichu as a Mary Sue is in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], during the battle with [[4-cent_garbage.com]], where Sonichu merely stands in for Chris as he fights the trolls. The fact that Sonichu ultimately gets his ass kicked and has to be saved by his sweetheart just adds another level to this dumbfuckery.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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<gallery><br />
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Sonic VS Sonichu- the battle nobody wanted to see explodes onto your computer screens!<br />
Image:067-SonichuStats.jpg|More than you ever wanted to know about Sonichu's stats.<br />
Image:069-SchuGlasses.jpg|Even Sonichu wears [[Pedo-Glasses]]!<br />
Image:070-SchuVsBchu.jpg|SONICHU VS. [[Blake|NIGRACHU]] FIGHT!<br />
Image:072-SchuRchuDisco.jpg|Fun fact: Chris would never actually go into a disco because it's too [[tobacky|smokey]] and [[alcohol|drunky]] for his tastes.<br />
Image:073-SchuRchuCmas.jpg|Watch out Sonichu, it's Black Sonichu!<br />
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|HE'S A STREET SMART COP WITH 20 YEARS ON THE FORCE! HE'S A ROOKIE OUT OF ACADEMY! TOGETHER, THEY DELIVER JUSTICE. COMING THIS SUMMER.<br />
Image:111-CWCSchuRchu.jpg|Chris, marveling at his creation where either Sonichu is holding a minidisc version of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] or an unfortunate licensed [[raincoat|condoms]] with album art on them.<br />
Image:092-PSPSonichu.jpg|Yes, even Chris's game consoles have Sonichu on them, like his PSP.<br />
Image:112-NDSonichu2.jpg|Even for your DS! <br />
Image:117-CWCSonichuLeer.jpg|Chris and Sonichu are keeping an eye on you, [[Evan]]. FIND YOUR OWN VIDEO GAME FRANCHISES TO INFRINGE UPON! <br />
Image:161-ACSchu1.jpg<br />
Image:162-ACSchu1Bck.jpg<br />
Image:167-SchuCard1.jpg<br />
Image:168-SchuCard2.jpg|That's right, he made a reverse foil card with actual tin foil. <br />
Image:169-CWCsSchu1.jpg<br />
Image:170-DarkSchu.jpg<br />
Image:171-SurfingSchu.jpg<br />
Image:172-SnowSchu.jpg<br />
Image:173-CWCsSchu2.jpg<br />
Image:174-SchuCard3.jpg<br />
Image:175-SchuBday.jpg<br />
Image:176-SchuCard4.jpg<br />
Image:177-RaceSchu.jpg<br />
Image:178-ShineSchu.jpg<br />
Image:179-ShineSchuChara.jpg<br />
Image:180-SchuRchu.jpg<br />
Image:181-SchuCard5.jpg<br />
Image:182-SchuCard6.jpg<br />
Image:183-SchuCard7.jpg<br />
Image:184-SonichuEX.jpg<br />
Image:187-ACSchu2.jpg<br />
Image:188-ACSchu2Bck.jpg<br />
Image:189-YuSchu.jpg|Yu-Gi-Oh!<br />
Image:195-SchuSteLgoIdea3.jpg|A proposed site logo idea that was rejected for not being bad enough. Also, Sonichu's smiling because he's gonna rape her within seconds.<br />
Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|<s>Freddy Mercury</s> Sonichu, noted guitarist in Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.<br />
Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|And his GBA<br />
Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg|(with layout so you can instantly make it worthless)<br />
Image:206-SonichuPose.jpg|Very intimidating...<br />
Image:228-SchuGrafiti.JPG|Spoiler: either that was an abandoned building nobody gave a shit about or it was a wall that was going to be demolished immediately anyway.<br />
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|Really? Of all the things going on campus, you had to go with asking Chris about Sonichu? <br />
Image:509-SonichuAndRosechuPixel.JPG|Sonichu with Rosechu, in [[Pixelblocks]] form.<br />
Image:snowchu.gif|Nothing is safe.<br />
Image:0510-CWCNote9.jpg|DVD notes<br />
Image:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|In ''[[ModNation Racers]]''<br />
Image:ECP 00077.jpg|They've fused!<br />
File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|In [[Flipnote Hatena]]<br />
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==See also==<br />
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu}}<br />
{{Fan art|chris=Sonichu_(fanart)|linkname=Sonichu}} <br />
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br />
*[[Pikachu]]<br />
*[[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' (comic)]]<br />
*[[Sonichu (species)]]<br />
*[[Sonichu (disambiguation)|All other uses of that damn "Sonichu" word]]<br />
*[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]<br />
*[[Medallions of Fail]]<br />
==Sauces==<br />
<references/><br />
{{Hedgehog Boys}}<br />
{{Not_Jerks}}<br />
{{Sonichu}}<br />
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[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]<br />
[[Category: Sonichus]]<br />
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<div>Unless I'm dumb, "Disambiguation" is spelled wrong in this page. Could an admin change the page name? --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 13:39, 16 August 2011 (PDT)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Blake&diff=144328Blake2011-08-16T20:21:59Z<p>Elias: /* Sonichu #5 */</p>
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<div>{{quote|He was cloned from [[Sonichu]]'s DNA. with an accidental dose of [[Fanta|Cherry Cola]], in [[Giovanni]]'s evil lab. Blachu [Blake] can run fast as fast as Sonichu, but they don't see spark-to-spark.|[[:Image:249-ACBchuBck.jpg|Black Sonichu [Blake] Animal Crossing card]]}}<br />
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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Black_Sonichu.jpg|200px]]<br />
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! colspan="2" |Blake<br />
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| '''Date of birth'''<br />
| 22 March 1999 (in universe, as Black Sonichu)<br />
March, 24, 2005 (IRL)<br />
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| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male<br />
|-<br />
| '''Species'''<br />
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]) clone<br />
|-<br />
| '''Length'''<br />
| 5'4"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Weight'''<br />
| 120 lbs<br />
|-<br />
| '''Type'''<br />
| Electric<br />
|-<br />
| '''Evolves from'''<br />
| [[Sonee]] or Pikachu<br />
|-<br />
| '''Evolves into'''<br />
| Silver blachu<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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'''Blake''', originally called [[Niggos|'''Black]] Sonichu''' (and occasionally '''Blachu''') (born 22 March [[1999]]<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu]</ref>), is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and was once the arch-nemesis of [[Sonichu]]. He is also, inexplicably, [[Bubbles]]'s boyfriend (and later husband outside of the [[comic]] canon). However, for some reason, Blake and Bubbles decided to hide it from all of their friends, not knowing that their friends already knew about the relationship. He rips off two characters: [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]].<br />
==In the comics==<br />
=== ''Sonichu'' #1 ===<br />
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[[Image:BlakeStats.jpg|thumb|Blake's stats. You know, in case you gave a damn]]<br />
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He first appeared in issue 1, episode 4. [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] was attempting to clone Sonichu and the cloning process was corrupted by "an accidental does of cherry cola," spilt by [[Bill The Scientist]]. <br />
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This soda in his DNA changed his fur color to black and red. This makes him an obvious ripoff of Shadow the Hedgehog. Shortly after being created, he was ordered to kidnap [[Rosechu]]. [[Sonic]] and Sonichu thwarted this plan much to his chagrin. As punishment for kidnapping her, Rosechu punched him in the face and knocked some of his teeth out, showing what a pussy he really is. <br />
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===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===<br />
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Blake is ordered to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] by [[Giovanni]] because Blake is his bitch. Easily overpowering [[Flame the Sunbird]] he jumps on his hoverboard and escapes with [[Flame]] in pursuit. He somehow manages to pass by and piss off almost every single member of the soon-to-be-formed [[Chaotic Combo]], [[Sonichu]] himself jumps into the mix and every last one of them gangs up on Blake and beats the living crap out of him - fair fighting, y'know?<br />
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=== ''Sonichu'' #5 ===<br />
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In issue five, Blake actually refers to [[Naitsirhc]] as his father while mistaking him for [[CWC]]. Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc wears a Blake [[Medallion]] that allows him to transform into an evil Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.<br />
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=== ''Sonichu'' #6 ===<br />
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Blake is dismayed to see that Naitsirhc has become Reldnahc Ha-Taque. After robbing stores with him, Blake complains to Sonichu and [[Magi-Chan]] about how he was really mean to him - insulting him all the time and putting whipped cream in his rocket boots. Blake then allows the reader to see that he has the hots for Bubbles - in spite of her helping the [[Chaotic Combo]] beat seven shades of crap out of him.<br />
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===Episode 18 Prologue===<br />
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On March 21, Bubbles celebrates Blake’s birthday alone with him. They share a kiss after explaining how Blake has the maturity of a twenty-year-old despite being cloned only four years ago.<br />
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===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring break]]===<br />
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Blake approaches Rosechu, [[Angelica]] and Bubbles whilst they sunbathe on the beach and kicks sand in their faces to make him look badass. Bubbles steps up to “deal with this jerk.” She restrains him and leads him away with the others to be alone with him. The other two Rosechus think it’s “cute” that they pretend to not be a couple. <br />
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Bubbles and Blake agree to have sex under a pier after she finds the Sonichu Ball. Unfortunately for Blake, [[Silvana]] takes the form of Bubbles so she can rape him just for laughs. Bubbles finds the [[Sonichu Ball]], but not in time to save Blake.<br />
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==CWCipedia biography==<br />
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{{quote|The only differences are their color, shoes and this one is more evil.|Chris, informing us that Sonichu is also evil}}<br />
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According to the [[CWCipedia]]'s [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu entry on Blake], he was created on [[Sonichu chronology#1999|22 March 1999]], following the battle between Sonichu and Naitsirhc Giovanni on 12 August 1998 (It's cited that it took a while to rebuild the cloning machine, most likely referring to Mewtwo's escape in ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie|Pokémon: The First Movie]]''). Through the help of [[Bill the Scientist]], cherry soda is spilled into the DNA, which causes the Sonichu to turn black. Four months later, Black is primed to battle Sonichu, though his first battle goes sour even with the arrival of Metal Sonichu. Blake would continue to do evil, stealing the Master Sunstone and the like. It's said that he enjoyed the rush of villainy, but at the same time, started regretting it.<br />
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Everything would change when Black Sonichu prepared to capture Sonichu and Rosechu during their wedding. There, he would see Bubbles Rosechu for the first time. He was so enamored over her that he didn't fire the net gun he was intending to use to capture the two with when he wanted to and when he did, he missed completely. He would learn her name through one of the programs for the wedding.<br />
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The two wouldn't meet again until Naitsirhc's transformation into Reldnahc. When they did meet, Bubbles ended up chewing out Black for a good fifteen minutes. Not accustomed to criticism, Black did "an emotional [[Chris humps his PS3|One-Eighty]]" and just broke down and cried like the baby he was, begging for forgiveness. Bubbles accepted and began forming a bond with him. Over ice cream, Black introduced himself as "Black Sonichu," but Bubbles hated a name like that, so she named him "Blake," after a star's name.<br />
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When coming into contact with the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] - or with the seven Chaos emeralds upon which the Sonichu Balls are based - Blake can temporarily transform into ''Silver Blachu''. Silver's powers are very similar to those of [[Ultra Sonichu]], Sonichu's own temporary transformation which is induced by the seven Sonichu Balls.<ref>For comparison, see [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_Silver_Blachu Silver Blachu] and [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_Ultra_Sonichu Ultra Sonichu] on the [[CWCipedia]].</ref> Silver is identical to Blake in physical appearance, with the exception of having gray fur rather than black.<br />
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Practically none of this shows up in the comic itself, not even through Chris's lazy textwalls he uses to explain the minor details (such as the tragic death of his [[Ivy|true, God-foreseen love]]) he doesn't want to bother drawing.<br />
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== Name ==<br />
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[[Image:Nigrachu.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes]]<br />
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Originally, Blake was just referred to as "Black Sonichu" or "Blachu", but Chris decided to change the name so as to look less of [[:Image:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|the bigoted racist jerk that he really is]]. In the comic, why he is suddenly called "Blake" is never revealed, Chris assuming that everyone would understand why his name is now Blake; everyone just goes with it. <br />
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Chris, in the CWCipedia article on Sonichu, finally provided the reason why Black Sonichu became Blake - because Blake felt like it.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms]</ref> This was later retconned into saying that Bubbles gave him the name.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu#Blake_and_Bubbles Blake_Black_Sonichu#Blake_and_Bubbles]</ref><br />
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Some argue that Chris was indeed ripping off [[Jimmy Hill|Jimmy Hill's]] incarnation of Black Sonichu, who was named "Blake" for some time before Chris started using Blake.<ref>http://sonichu.110mb.com/merchandise.html</ref><br />
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Despite going to great lengths to using the retconned names in the [[Official Videobooks]] (such as "Nicole Rammer" for [[Sarah Hammer]]), Chris still uses Blake's original name "Black Sonichu" in most of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], though adding a cursory note that he changed his name to Blake which totally defeats the purpose of retconning.<br />
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== Love Quest ==<br />
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In episode 18, it is revealed that Blake has a secret romance with [[Bubbles]] and that they have sex with [[raincoat|raincoats]] and don't let the rest of [[CWCville]] know. To cover up their relationship, they pretend to fight and he acts like an ass. At the end of the episode he gets raped by a shape-shifting hermaphrodite named Silvana. This rape is meant to be a metaphor representing Chris being trolled by men pretending to be women online. Lulz.<br />
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Interestingly enough, [[Chris and Reality|in Chris's imagination]], Bubbles and Blake were married 4 July 2009, at [[Angelica]]'s church. This indicates that despite Blake's failure to control his own [[Duck|libido]], Bubbles forgave him and everyone lived happily ever after.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]]</ref><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:070-SchuVsBchu.jpg<br />
Image:080-SilverBchu.jpg|He has a super form, too. Which happens to be a big [[Things Chris has ripped off|rip-off]] of Silver the Hedgehog. Hopefully we will never see it in the comic.<br />
Image:248-ACBchu.jpg<br />
Image:249-ACBchuBck.jpg<br />
Image:250-BlachuCard1.jpg<br />
Image:251-GiosBchu.jpg<br />
Image:252-BlachuCard2.jpg<br />
Image:253-YuBchu.jpg<br />
Image:254-BlachuPose.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE<br />
Image:255-YuSilvBchu.jpg<br />
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==References==<br />
{{CWCipedia|chris=Blake_Black_Sonichu}}<br />
<references/><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Niggos]]<br />
{{Hedgehog Boys}}<br />
{{Not_Jerks}}<br />
{{Sonichu}}<br />
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[[Category:Villains]]<br />
[[Category: Sonichus]]<br />
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu&diff=144327Wild Sonichu2011-08-16T20:20:10Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Wild.jpg|200px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" |Wild Sonichu<br />
|-<br />
| '''Date of birth'''<br />
| ??? (in universe)<br />
21 February 2006 (IRL)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male<br />
|-<br />
| '''Length'''<br />
| 3'00"<br />
|-<br />
| '''Weight'''<br />
| 120 lbs<br />
|-<br />
| '''Parents'''<br />
| Scyther and Venusaur<br />
|-<br />
| '''Species'''<br />
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])<br />
|-<br />
| '''Type'''<br />
| Electric/Grass<br />
|-<br />
| '''Evolves from'''<br />
| [[Sonee]] (with Leaf Stone)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Evolves into'''<br />
| N/A<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
[[File:ModNation Wild.jpg|thumb|Wild in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]<br />
<br />
'''Wild Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and supposed leader of the [[Chaotic Combo]] (though this position is usually assumed by Chris in any of his [[Sonichu (character)|Mary]] [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Sue]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|incarnations]]) that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. Like most of Chris's creations, he has absolutely no personality. <br />
<br />
He is a Grass/Electric type, and a combination of several characters:<br />
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]<br />
*[[Pikachu]]<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Treecko|Treecko]] (tail)<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] (swings from vines that retract from his arms and sticks to walls)<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Espio the Chameleon|Espio the Chameleon]] (turns invisible, sticks to walls; both are on teams whose names are derivative of the word "chaos")<br />
<br />
==Major Comic Appearances==<br />
<br />
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===<br />
After being hatched, Wild is adopted by a [[Scyther]] and a [[Venusaur]]. Growing up in his [[Sonee]] form, he learns to use Vine Whip and Razor Leaf attacks like other Grass-type [[Pokémon]]. Somehow, his adopted father manages to teach him valuable skills by repeating the same thing over and over. He eventually evolves into a green likeness of [[Sonichu]] with a "leafy tail" that looks like a beaver tail. Said tail is claimed to be usable as a propeller, but this has yet to be used. Probably the least enigmatic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], which is quite a feat.<br />
<br />
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===<br />
<br />
While swinging from vines, he is hit by [[Blake]] who is trying to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] on a hover board. He then teams up with the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]] for the first time and they team up to defeat Blake. <br />
<br />
===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]===<br />
<br />
Wild and the other Chaotic Combo are teleported to help fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. They are unable to save [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from being trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Luckily, they all have serious [[Autism|ADHD]] and forget about that, along with [[Chris|everyone else]]. This frees up time for more relationship drama and horrible sex.<br />
<br />
===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===<br />
<br />
Wild acts like a jealous faggot when [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] talk about how cool [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is. He says he would get all the girls if he wasn’t kicked off the team for illegal vinal defense. This implies Wild is both a cheating liar and too retarded to understand basketball.<br />
<br />
===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|Rage Against the Garbage]]===<br />
<br />
Wild, [[Sonichu]], and [[Rosechu]] are teleported to the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building to find a [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]] and confront the evil [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Before entering the building, Wild cries about how his "father" [[Scyther]] was captured by poachers, acting emo for sympathy. Interestingly enough, Wild never bothered to look for his "father" after he saw the "passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes". Wild proceeds to immediately switch topics, turn invisible and [[Metal Gear Solid|sneak]] into the world's least secure building. He eventually recovers one of the [[Sonichu Balls]], despite Rosechu and Sonichu failing in the most batshit way possible.<br />
<br />
===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===<br />
<br />
Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame-ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. Almost nothing goes on, making this episode a very poor facade.<br />
<br />
===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===<br />
<br />
Wild informs [[Punchy]] that his taste in women, namely [[Angelica]], sucks balls. Somehow Punchy is not offended, merely puzzled, and proceeds to plan out his [[Chris and sex|rape]]. Other than setting up a very flimsy premise for [[Sonichu 9]], Wild has no purpose in this comic, retarding him further as a character.<br />
<br />
===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===<br />
<br />
In the Dating Ed episode thus far, Wild attends the class alongside Punchy, making it apparent that nearly every main character is a desperate loser. Wild, after the first class is paired with [[Simonla]] by their teacher.<br />
<br />
Of course, mere moments after meeting face to face, the two are hopelessly in love - Chris rips off Spider-Man by having Wild swing through the city with Simonla in his arms, in an attempt to simulate an actual romantic moment. After this one outing, Wild takes her home to his "vibrating bed" (srsly) then Simonla shows the blueprints of her own place. Why you'd show anyone the blueprints of your house is a mystery.<br />
<br />
The fact that Wild seems to find Simonla attractive is proof enough that he is [[gay]], as Simonla has got to be the least effeminate character in the entire comic, surpassing even [[Megagi]]'s dykeness. However, Chris will never admit that his characters are as gay as he is.<br />
<br />
===[[Sonichu_10#Episode_21:_Christian_Chandler_in_Director_Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===<br />
<br />
[[Image:Wild parenting tips.jpg|thumb|Wild Sonichu: Father of the Year.]]<br />
<br />
After helping free Chris from the [[Time Void]], Wild mostly takes a low-key role in the issue's lone episode until the waning pages of episode 21. Shortly after it is revealed that Wild and Simonla have congealed an egg together, Simonla is killed by a Voltorb planted in the ladies' room by [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]. Shortly after the announcement of Simonla's death, the egg hatches. Wild names his new daughter Sandy and raises her as a single father, ''Kramer vs. Kramer''-style (Simonla will be portrayed in the film version by Meryl Streep). The comic ends with a jury consisting of the now-grown Sandy and Wild sentencing Simonla's murderers to death. The father and daughter then personally cooperate to execute [[Evan]] in the bloodiest manner possible. <br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
<br />
*In a [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|video]] uploaded 13 [[September 2009]], Chris reveals that Wild Sonichu's adoptive Scyther father was in fact kidnapped "a long time ago". Chris goes on to reveal that Wild has to go and find him during the events of ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''.<br />
*Fans like to reimagine Wild as [[Metal Gear Solid|Sonic Snake]], likely due to the events of Episode 17. This version of Wild is the only one that doesn't suck.<br />
*In fanon, Wild is also a noted player of the Sit 'n Spin.<br />
<br />
==Gallery==<br />
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</gallery><br />
</center><br />
<br />
==References==<br />
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{{CWCipedia|chris=Wild Sonichu}}<br />
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<references/><br />
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{{Hedgehog Boys}}<br />
{{Not_Jerks}}<br />
{{Sonichu}}<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]<br />
[[Category: Sonichus]]<br />
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[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:Tom.jpg&diff=144324File talk:Tom.jpg2011-08-16T20:01:33Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>What the hell is this shit? I can barely read it or coprehend the description text. What will this image be used for? Can we shoot this to the moon? --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 08:01, 16 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I agree... It kinda reminds me of six year old level humor... --[[User:Cupcake299|Cupcake299]] 09:34, 16 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: This guy has uploaded three bizarre pictures. I wouldn't be surprised if he was six years old. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 13:01, 16 August 2011 (PDT)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pocket_knife&diff=143047Pocket knife2011-08-06T23:18:45Z<p>Elias: The dumb grandstanding line about katanas annoys the shit out of me so I removed it. If anyone has an issue with this please take it up with the business side of my hanzo steel~</p>
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<div>[[Image:Chrisslitsthroat.jpg|How Chris wishes he could use the knife...|thumb|left]]<br />
[[Image:Selfstab.jpg|...and how Chris will use the knife in real life|thumb|right]]<br />
Chris's '''pocket knife''', given to him by the [[Monthly tugboat|powers that be]], is his newest means of threatening the [[trolls]] and anyone else who stands in the way of true love. It is a small, multi-bladed "Swiss Army"-style tool, first seen in videos from early March 2010.<br />
<br />
Exactly why Chris believes that anyone would be intimidated by a penknife is a question for the ages.<br />
<br />
It's likely that the only reason he chose a blade was because it was cheaper and easier to get than a [[Megatron pistol|gun that didn't turn into a robot]].<br />
<br />
It is interesting to note that a blade was [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Chris's]] weapon of choice in [[Sonichu Special 4]]. The irony is probably lost on Chris.<br />
<br />
== Use of knife ==<br />
In [[Don't Mess With Me]], after Chris gets (the invisible) [[Clyde Cash]] into a headlock, he tries to take the knife out of his pocket, succeeding only on the second attempt. After fiddling with it for a good three seconds, he manages to get the blade out. He then uses it to slit Clyde's imaginary throat.<br />
<br />
In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], he brings it out again. After fiddling with it for a good ''eight'' seconds in a futile attempt to fold out the main cutting blade, he gives up and proceeds to effortlessly take out the corkscrew tool, using it to threaten his new foe, Surfshack Tito.<br />
<br />
Chris believes his knife is the cure to all of his troll problems. In his threats to this very [[CWCki]], delivered on 14 March 2010, he claimed that "he is armed," evidently in reference to his newfound weapon. Obviously, Chris is overestimating the power of the blade and his competence with it. Were he to actually use it in a fight, the mere act of opening it would give even the slowest opponent ample time to kick him in the [[pickle]]. Not only that, he'd have to travel all around the world to find every major enemy. There's also the issue that anyone smarter than Chris (read: everyone) is likely able to disarm an obese, laughably inept manchild with a pen knife.<br />
<br />
== Spotted in ==<br />
*[[Don't Mess With Me]]<br />
*[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]<br />
*[[The MovingForward videos]]<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
* [[Fangs]]: Chris's previous weapon used to menace trolls.<br />
* [[Megatron Pistol]]: Chris's other previous weapon used to menace trolls.<br />
* [[Cutco]]: The makers of mediocre, yet more intimidating knives.<br />
<br />
{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Calling_Out&diff=143024Calling Out2011-08-06T22:13:36Z<p>Elias: /* Transcript */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of three videos Chris uploaded on 6 August, 2011 following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].<br />
<br />
Chris is sporting a new earring in these videos, which may or may not be a real piercing. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent.<br />
<br />
== Calling Out "Tito" - Don ==<br />
This video, also known as ''101 2461'', Chris announces his return to the internet. He claims to have information as to the true identity of various trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka Don). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out "Tito" - Don<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dWiWyS4fR8Q}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}, {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2357.MOV]]<br />
| next = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right.''<br />
<br />
Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. [[Chris and his ego|Y'all should know me by now]], [[CWC's Second Message|if in case if you don't]], I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the electric hedgehog Pokemon. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a TV-Y7 rated...friendship socializing, promoting type of series...it is not meant to be taken otherwise in any adulterous forms.<br />
<br />
''Jerks camera around more.''<br />
<br />
And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate negotiations and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years...n-for the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have some information of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first among chopping block I would like to ensue, SURFSHACK TITO...or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total fat person, but he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison. In fact, with his looks, he could be a Rasta Buddha! **Turns camera towards his televison** And I show you only a fragment of the pho-to-graph.<br />
<br />
Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review-reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS! And they are listed as such....<br />
<br />
I want you to come forward with--come forward with your participation in, uh, PlayStation Network hackings...directly to Sony Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a LIVE VIDEO, unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to..Sony and mess up for hacking the Playstation Network at all, 'cause I know you are responsible for that.<br />
And also, I would you to, in that--within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my ex-girlfriend Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me...and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or ill tidings between people. **Pauses** And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.<br />
<br />
But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would also like you to set me to send me via U.S. Mail, ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long small, white envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ALLL of the -cr-ALL of the pages on the website known as the CWCki that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well.<br />
And lastly, from this point, after you have done things things, I would like you, DON of MICHIGAN, to leave me, my life, my family, my friends ALONE. To be. For the rest of our lives. In peace.<br />
I leave that up to you Surrsshack Tito. Expect another video in the near fu--in the near future of another troll I am well aware of. Thank you.<br />
<br />
== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==<br />
In this video, Chris calls out "Thorg" (aka Jeremy) and again, sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Fh0p9WXRDc}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Calling Out "Tito" - Don]]<br />
| next = [[#Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
<br />
== Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" ==<br />
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands - 31 August, 2011.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mP4wwvCSS7U}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- Surfshack Tito and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August, 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will each be trolled by your own trolls, and the police will catch up with you.<br />
<br />
So, each of you. Meet my demands before August 31, 2011.<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2357.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-06]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Calling_Out&diff=143023Calling Out2011-08-06T22:13:10Z<p>Elias: /* Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of three videos Chris uploaded on 6 August, 2011 following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].<br />
<br />
Chris is sporting a new earring in these videos, which may or may not be a real piercing. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent.<br />
<br />
== Calling Out "Tito" - Don ==<br />
This video, also known as ''101 2461'', Chris announces his return to the internet. He claims to have information as to the true identity of various trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka Don). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out "Tito" - Don<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dWiWyS4fR8Q}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}, {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2357.MOV]]<br />
| next = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right.''<br />
<br />
Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. [[Chris and his ego|Y'all should know me by now]], [[CWC's Second Message|if in case if you don't]], I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the electric hedgehog Pokemon. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a TV-Y7 rated...friendship socializing, promoting type of series...it is not meant to be taken otherwise in any adulterous forms.<br />
<br />
''Jerks camera around more.''<br />
<br />
And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate negotiations and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years...n-for the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have some information of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first among chopping block I would like to ensue, SURFSHACK TITO...or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total fat person, but he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison. In fact, with his looks, he could be a Rasta Buddha! **Turns camera towards his televison** And I show you only a fragment of the pho-to-graph.<br />
<br />
Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review-reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS! And they are listed as such....<br />
<br />
I want you to come forward with--come forward with your participation in, uh, PlayStation Network hackings...directly to Sony Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a LIVE VIDEO, unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to..Sony and mess up for hacking the Playstation Network at all, 'cause I know you are responsible for that.<br />
And also, I would you to, in that--within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my ex-girlfriend Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me...and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or ill tidings between people. **Pauses** And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.<br />
<br />
But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would also like you to set me to send me via U.S. Mail, ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long small, white envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ALLL of the -cr-ALL of the pages on the website known as the CWCki that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well.<br />
And lastly, from this point, after you have done things things, I would like you, DON of MICHIGAN, to leave me, my life, my family, my friends ALONE. To be. For the rest of our lives. In peace.<br />
I leave that up to you Surrsshack Tito. Expect another video in the near fu--in the near future of another troll I am well aware of. Thank you.<br />
<br />
== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==<br />
In this video, Chris calls out "Thorg" (aka Jeremy) and again, sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Fh0p9WXRDc}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Calling Out "Tito" - Don]]<br />
| next = [[#Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
<br />
== Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" ==<br />
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands - 31 August, 2011.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mP4wwvCSS7U}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- Surfshack Tito and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August, 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will each be trolled by your own trolls, and the police will catch up with you.<br />
<br />
So, each of you. Meet my demands before August 31, 2011.<br />
<br />
I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as shurshack- Surfshack Tito and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met, before August 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two, ind- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two, will each be trolled by your own trolls! And the police will catch up with you.<br />
<br />
So, each of you, meet my demands before August 31st, 2011.<br />
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-06]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tomgirl_Pictures&diff=142925Tomgirl Pictures2011-08-05T00:32:30Z<p>Elias: This info comes from the talk page. I don't own a 3DS so please correct me if I'm wrong.</p>
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<div>{{Honest}}<br />
{{quote|My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself</ref>}}<br />
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One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take pictures of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito]] on 28 [[April 2011]]. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely [[autism|overboard reaction]] to someone advising him to get in touch with his [[gay|feminine side]].<br />
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[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]<br />
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==History==<br />
Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Why Chris appears to be gay|here]].<br />
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==Chris's outfit==<br />
[[File:FamilyGuy-Chris-Tomgirl.png|thumb|right|Possible Inspiration?]]<br />
* Bright green nail polish<br />
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?<br />
* Women's sandals<br />
* Blue eye shadow<br />
* Jeans<br />
* Blue string top<br />
* Black thong<br />
* A silver ring (note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref><br />
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it<br />
* Red lipstick<br />
* A new pair of [[glasses]]<br />
While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and women panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref><br />
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== Gallery of Chris-tran ==<br />
Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].<br />
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File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''<br />
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].<br />
File:TG4.jpg<br />
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.<br />
File:TG6.jpg<br />
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].<br />
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.<br />
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].<br />
File:TG10.jpg<br />
File:TG11.jpg<br />
File:TG12.jpg<br />
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS<br />
File:TG14.jpg<br />
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]<br />
File:TG16.jpg<br />
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground up.<br />
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES<br />
File:TG19.jpg<br />
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.<br />
File:TG21.jpg<br />
File:TG22.jpg<br />
File:TG23.jpg<br />
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at top right.<br />
File:TG25.jpg<br />
File:TG26.jpg<br />
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings<br />
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== Fan Works ==<br />
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File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg<br />
File:Tomgirl.jpg<br />
File:Tomchu.png<br />
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png<br />
File:Tomgirl cwc and lovely weather.png<br />
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg<br />
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg<br />
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Homos]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Gaybian]]<br />
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]<br />
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{{CWC-isms}}<br />
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[[Category:Historical Documents]]<br />
[[Category:Homos]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2011&diff=14277320112011-07-31T21:25:16Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>[[File:TG11.jpg|250px|thumb|[[Chris]] in '''2011''']]<br />
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'''2011''' is the third year of organized trolling of the [[Internet]]'s favorite LOLcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. In 2011, Chris turned 29. The year started out in the shadow of Chris's sixth declaration of leaving the Internet. In spite of this, Chris has been taking refuge on the [[PlayStation Network]], which has allowed the occasional bit of new material to surface. Most importantly, 2011 brought the revelation that [[Tomgirl pictures|Chris really does enjoy wearing women's clothing.]]<br />
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==January==<br />
{{main|January 2011}}<br />
Not much happened this month. Just as it was expected of him, Chris bought ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2'', and spend most of the last half of the month playing it. On a more interesting note, Chris's [[Disguises|pseudonym]] [[JenkinsJinkies]] was outed, and his exploits on the [[Trollin Train]] forums from July-August 2010 were made public.<br />
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==February==<br />
{{main|February 2011}}<br />
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This month saw the release of several of Chris's ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' levels, including [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]] and the [[Autism Tutorial]]s.<br />
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==March==<br />
{{main|March 2011}}<br />
An old pile of [[phone calls]] way back from the [[Liquid]]/[[Kacey]] saga was released to the Internet at the beginning of the month.<br />
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==April==<br />
{{main|April 2011}}<br />
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''April 2011''']]<br />
As the [[Playstation Network]] suffered a long downtime and security breach, Chris's account is hacked again, [[Tomgirl Pictures|revealing pictures]] of Chris showing off his "[[Homos|Tomgirl]]" side. Much controversy has surrounded these photos, as many think that Chris has finally let out his [[True and honest|true sexuality]], while others believe this is a bizarre attempt to appear attractive to [[Tiffany Gowen|"Tomboys"]] using the logic that "Tomgirl + Tomboy = [[China]]".<br />
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==May==<br />
{{main|May 2011}}<br />
The PSN came back online, and Chris immediately deleted the "I am Tomgirl." quote. However, he later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where all TRUE and HONEST Tomgirls and Tomboys hang out.<br />
==June==<br />
{{main|June 2011}}<br />
Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I No Socialize Online", published [[3DS Flipnote|a Flipnote]] and changed his [[voicemail message]] a few times. He also continued posting on the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, revealing some of the most disturbing stuff to date.<br />
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==July==<br />
[[File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in '''July 2011''']]<br />
{{main|July 2011}}<br />
After months of minimal activity, Chris's internet presence increased markedly during July. His participation in the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum was discovered, after which Chris publicly announced his true identity to the other members. Chris also created a new [[Facebook]] account, contradicting his prior claim regarding online socialization, and logged back into his long-dormant [[YouTube]] account. Meanwhile, [[Liquid Chris]]'s YouTube account was shut-down for good.<br />
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[[Category:Chronology]]</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Voicemail_greeting&diff=142766Talk:Voicemail greeting2011-07-31T20:25:56Z<p>Elias: </p>
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<div>If we can, I'd like to document all of Chris's voicemail messages from past and present. There should be recordings of it given all the people who try to prank Chris on YouTube. I encourage anyone who has recording of Chris's voice mail message to leave them here and post them on YouTube. Hell, I'll see if Abuelita can host them. In any case, i think people have a point that this should be document, so let's make it so.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:44, 1 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Rap remix ==<br />
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Video of the now?<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW8FwqlDFzU<br />
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:Why would it be, and why are you putting this here? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:38, 13 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:That wasn't "me", but it's pretty much what I would have said anyway. For reference, "This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a video, which is normally related to recent Chris activity - or in quieter times - amusing fan-created content. Suggestions for new videos of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Video of the now|this template's talk page]]." [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 17:20, 13 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== New message ==<br />
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Looks like Chris has got a new message, let's get it documented.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:57, 18 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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:Here it is and it's pretty lackluster.<br />
:http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 -- [[User:StarryNight|StarryNight]] 15:06, 19 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Thank you, I realize it's lackluster but it still needs to be documented. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:11, 19 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Does the way he says "Helloooo" sound gay? Also, is it going to be posted on Youtube as well? I want to hear it, but I can't download the file. -- [[User:Requiempeace|Requiempeace]] 19:38, 6 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Another new one up, need to get it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:57, 14 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Damn!==<br />
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Someone already beat me to writing his newest message. Oh well.--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:27, 5 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
:There's a new one as of July 2nd, 2011 (I think Chris comes up with a new one every month... This one is happier by the way, no mention of trolls. I can't get the audio of it though, so someone else will have to help me with that. PLEASE and Thank You! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:40, 2 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: AND now there's another new one within july...he posted it between july 15-17th cuz it was the same one on the 14th. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:03, 17 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Why are we doing this? ==<br />
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This seems really pointless. The only point to calling Chris is to check on his voicemail message, and he'll only keep changing it because people are constantly calling to hear it. It's totally useless and all it's going to do is further annoy Chris with no payoff. This page is just going to encourage people to call him multiple times a day. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 13:25, 31 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
: Sign your damn posts! ( Elias ) This is important because it is Chris related and "NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR" when it comes to information about Chris's day and life. The fact that he changes it so often is a phenomenon in itself. There are studies that show that the "average" person only changes their voicemail 1-5 times a YEAR... Chris changes his every month with sometimes changing it more than that. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 13:20, 31 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: Sorry! I'm dumb and always forget to sign. My point is that Chris only changes it because trolls keep calling him to hear it, so he records a new one telling them not to. I'm going to disagree and say that this shit really is too minor; there's nothing funny about his new messages because they're all variations on the same thing. Stuff like the tomgirl forum is funny because it gets an actual result, whereas this just lets some dumbass feel important because he was the first to post the hot new info that Chris doesn't like being called randomly throughout the day by people he doesn't know. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 13:25, 31 July 2011 (PDT)</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Voicemail_greeting&diff=142760Talk:Voicemail greeting2011-07-31T20:11:32Z<p>Elias: /* Why are we doing this? */ new section</p>
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<div>If we can, I'd like to document all of Chris's voicemail messages from past and present. There should be recordings of it given all the people who try to prank Chris on YouTube. I encourage anyone who has recording of Chris's voice mail message to leave them here and post them on YouTube. Hell, I'll see if Abuelita can host them. In any case, i think people have a point that this should be document, so let's make it so.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:44, 1 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Rap remix ==<br />
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Video of the now?<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW8FwqlDFzU<br />
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:Why would it be, and why are you putting this here? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:38, 13 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:That wasn't "me", but it's pretty much what I would have said anyway. For reference, "This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a video, which is normally related to recent Chris activity - or in quieter times - amusing fan-created content. Suggestions for new videos of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Video of the now|this template's talk page]]." [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 17:20, 13 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== New message ==<br />
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Looks like Chris has got a new message, let's get it documented.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:57, 18 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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:Here it is and it's pretty lackluster.<br />
:http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 -- [[User:StarryNight|StarryNight]] 15:06, 19 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Thank you, I realize it's lackluster but it still needs to be documented. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:11, 19 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Does the way he says "Helloooo" sound gay? Also, is it going to be posted on Youtube as well? I want to hear it, but I can't download the file. -- [[User:Requiempeace|Requiempeace]] 19:38, 6 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Another new one up, need to get it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:57, 14 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Damn!==<br />
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Someone already beat me to writing his newest message. Oh well.--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:27, 5 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
:There's a new one as of July 2nd, 2011 (I think Chris comes up with a new one every month... This one is happier by the way, no mention of trolls. I can't get the audio of it though, so someone else will have to help me with that. PLEASE and Thank You! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:40, 2 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: AND now there's another new one within july...he posted it between july 15-17th cuz it was the same one on the 14th. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:03, 17 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Why are we doing this? ==<br />
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This seems really pointless. The only point to calling Chris is to check on his voicemail message, and he'll only keep changing it because people are constantly calling to hear it. It's totally useless and all it's going to do is further annoy Chris with no payoff. This page is just going to encourage people to call him multiple times a day.</div>Eliashttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Elias&diff=142747User:Elias2011-07-31T19:28:14Z<p>Elias: Created page with "me and my sweetheart at the beach"</p>
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<div>[[File:Elias.jpg|thumb|right|400px|me and my sweetheart at the beach]]</div>Elias