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<div>{{quote|As well as the world... yeah.. the world and all that.|Chris, trying to convince Sega to give a shit.}}<br />
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'''Proposition to Sega''' is a video [[Chris|Chris]] made on the 14th of [[May_2016|May, 2016]]. The video itself is of Chris, offering [[Sega|Sega]] to hold a small amount of control over his creation, [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. In the introduction of the video, Chris claims that "if you want what he's got", you have to go through him. After this, Chris lays down the details of his offer of the [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] brand, and also states that profits would be shared halfway through both parties. However, Chris states that all creative control of Sonichu would still be in His hands, and that Sega would only be able to expand upon it. Chris also states he will need some "employee benefits", assistance with the creative side of his [[Relics_of_Fail|projects]], and that his salary at Sega as the senior manager of the Sonichu product would be [[Chris_and_Money|$100,000]] a year. But, out of an oddly specific request, Chris wants a corner office in whatever building Chris thinks Sega will stick him into, even if Sega considered it, or even noticed the request at all, as he put this application on [[YouTube|YouTube]], and didn't (As we know of) contact Sega through any means. Chris also states that he would still work at [[14_Branchland_Court|home]], rendering the corner office [[CADD|useless]].<br />
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== Requests ==<br />
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Chris claims that he would need to work from home due to his "hectic lifestyle", and that he would also need benefits like a 401K, which can be debated if Chris knows what that is, health insurance, and also maternity leave, which will never happen anyways. A secretary would also be needed to handle administrative duties, and an assistant to do Chris's [[Chris_and_his_Ego|responsibilities]], like getting dinner, and taking care of his [[Barb|mother]], and also, they need to be female, presumably to get [[china]]. Chris also requests a cartoon to be made for multiple markets, by the studio that he believes makes My Little Pony, "DHS", whatever that is supposed to mean. Also, Chris states that an "adult cartoon" could be made, as well as an anime, and a traditional style cartoon.<br />
== Video ==<br />
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| name = Proposition to Sega<br />
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| stardate =14 [[May 2016]]<br />
| subject = {{Video games|text}} {{Comics|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}} <br />
| shirt = Striped shirt with blue sweater vest<br />
| previous = [[Donation Request]]<br />
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== Description ==<br />
{{Quotebox|**This video is addressed directly to SEGA of America and SEGA of Japan; Responses will only be accepted from the Officials of SEGA. Such people can personally, and directly reply to me, Miss Christine Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, at my email address of ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, and the Best, Most Direct Option is via US Mail to my home address,<br />
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Christine Weston Chandler<br />
14 Branchland Ct.<br />
Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545<br />
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Thank You.<br />
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Note that Chris is assuming Sega will watch this video.<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
*<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris'''</font> *Audio cut out* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], so let's skip the introductions and get right down to business. You want what I got? Well you gotta go through m-me, and me alone, Christine Weston Chandler, Ruckersville, VA, in order to get. And lucky for you, I am such- I am open to such, an offer of partnership. I would offer you license to my original creation, Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of CWCville, as well as the world- yeah. The world and all that. Partnership would, uh, come with certain pre arran- [''there is a slight video error here''] -siouly. I would remain in c- creative control of Sonichu, and all associated media. I will be the sole owner of Sonichu, Sega...'s role here will be to expand the Sonichu brand name, as well as Rosechu, and a- help produce the various media includi- including video games, cartoons. These profits will be shared fifty percent, between the two parties. However I would also need an annual salary, and some co- and some common employment benefits. My salary for being in the senior branch is b- for being in the senior management position of the Sonichu product, at Sega, would be [[Chris and Money|one hundred thousand dollars]] a year. I would require a senior title, and a preferably corner office, even though I would be working at home. I would also need employees underneath t- underneath to assist with the administrative and creative sides of my Sonichu product. Project. But we will get to those later.<br />
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Due to my hectic lifestyle, I would need the ability to work from home, and when I choose. Also, basic benefits like 401k, health insurance, and [[Chris and Reality|maternity leave]]. Now, let's get down to my immediate staff. Due to the normal stresses of everyth- every day life and then some, and since Sonichu is not my only responsibility in my life, I require a secretary to handle administrative duties, benea- beneath my, uh, pay grade. And a personal assistant who would assist me with my daily- tasks which would typically include the following. Running errands, pickin' up, uh, lunch, breakfast, dinner, mm, pet sitting my dogs when I'm on business travel... getting mai- giving maintenance, on the uh, cars and whatever else required therein. Help on taking care of my [[Barb|aging mother]], as well as complete, in store pickup of items that I will purchase. I will want to be in charge of selecting the, uh, [[Women's rights|women]] for these positions myself.<br />
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Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about Sonichu and s- the Sonichu media. I would like you to assist with developing... I want son- oi... oh yeah, I would want to be- yeah I already said that. I want Sonichu to be a huge- as huge as he deserves to be. It's about high time Sonichu got his own video games so that everyone... can live his adventures. I would like to oversee the development team that would create my vision of the Sonichu video game. I would personally test and [[Chris and English|concrete]]- critique the latest versions of the software until I am satisfied with the finished product. I would also like you to use your negotiations with [[Nintendo]] to have the cast of Sonichu, as well as myself, added to the existing Amiibo figure library. I would also need you to help me create serveral animated Sonichu products. The first and most important of which would be and American version cartoon series. And I would like it to be made, uh, by DHS, who makes the, uh, little show called [[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]], I'm sure you've probably heard of that. And I would personally voice the characters of Sonichu, as well as myself. I would like also to have t- Tara Strong and Monica Rial to voice female characters as well. The artstyle should be more serious in tone, though, similar to Sonic X. Or like similar anime of that, uh, type. [''humming''] Right. For the Japanese market I would like there to be a Sonichu anime as well. Similar to the production of, uh, the popular animes. Hmm. And there could be something for the [[Chris and sex|adult]] market as well. And I also would like a staff- side to s- design and market a bunch of simple Sonichu merchandise such as t-shirts, mugs, hats, lunch boxes, and other novelty items. My fans need the Sonichu product. And the gear. I would especially love to partner with a footware company to make the actual footware that Sonichu and Rosechu wear. And I look for- [''inaudible''] forward to the immediate prompt reply to my offer. [[Announcement 04/16/2016|Together, let's make Sonichu great again.]] Thank you very much. [''Chris takes a slight bow and walks off camera'']<br />
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== Notes ==<br />
* The trash that is falling off of what appears to be a table to the right.<br />
* Chris appears to be reading his script, which alone is surprising, off of a whiteboard.<br />
* The items hanging from a wall, one of which appears to be an over-sized wrist-watch.<br />
* Chris is recording in his usual "controller in hand" style.<br />
* Chris looks surprisingly formal in this video.</div>Iseullhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Patti_Chandler&diff=193437Patti Chandler2016-01-07T20:17:44Z<p>Iseull: </p>
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{{Quote|My- Patti will- the spirit of Patti will have his soul for dinner tonight! she will be haunting your nightmares, Mr. Leary.|Chris, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|respecting his deceased pet.]]}}<br />
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
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! colspan="2" | Chandler Family<br />
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|300px]]<br />
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! colspan="2" |Patti Chandler<br />
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| '''Date of Birth'''<br />
| 17 March [[1988]] (as reported by Chris)<br />
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| '''Date of Death'''<br />
| 27 [[June 2006]] (aged {{Age|1988|3|17|2006|6|27}})<br />
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| '''Gender'''<br />
| Female<br />
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| '''Breed'''<br />
| [[Wikipedia:Beagle|Beagle]]-[[Wikipedia:Spitz|spitz]] mix<br />
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| '''Owners'''<br />
| [[Bob]] (deceased)<br />[[Barbara]]<br />[[Chris]]<br />
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|}<br />
[[File:PattiAbomination.png|thumb|Patti today]]<br />
'''Patti Chandler''' (17 March [[1988]] - 27 [[June 2006]]) was [[Chris]]'s childhood dog, a [[Wikipedia:Beagle|beagle]]-[[Wikipedia:Spitz|spitz]] mix who was put down in [[2006]].<ref name="father call">[[Father Call]]</ref> As can be seen in Patti's eulogy below, Chris reports that her birthdate was 17 March 1988. It should be noted though that in an email Chris sent to [[The Wallflower]] on 28 [[February 2010]], he wrote that he learned what Patti's birthdate was after a veterinarian determined it for him.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 2]]</ref> It is doubtful that a veterinarian can determine the precise date in which a dog was born, making the birth date Chris reports as dubious. As Chris tells in Patti's eulogy, he picked her up as a puppy from a litter at the house of his [[Aunt Corrina]]. On September 1992, Chris and Bob moved from Ruckersville to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> This led to him being separated from Patti for 3 years, as Barbara did not accompany her husband and son, but rather stayed in the Chandlers old home along with the pets. Only in early 1996 did Barbara move to Chesterfield along with Patti and the rest of the family's pets.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref><br />
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Chris brought Patti back to life in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' 6]] as [[Patti-Chan]], where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] in [[CWCville]]. <br />
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Much like the [[Wikipedia:Flying Dutchman|Flying Dutchman]], who was cursed to roam the seven seas forever, Patti is cursed to wander in CWCville as she is not allowed to rest in peace.<br />
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There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed between "5-10 tons".<ref name="father call"/> While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to move the home of a deceased pet for the last time, Chris acts as though he [[11042009 51 50|honestly believes that's how much it weighs]].<br />
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When confronted about his [[Chris and remorse|insensitivity]], or when someone tries to point out that he has never experienced any substantial hardships<ref name="father call"/>, Chris is always quick to point out that he experienced the loss of Patti. He even mentions Patti's death over the death of his Aunt Corina (who gave Patti to him in the first place). Chris seems to only mention his aunt as an afterthought when the comparison between someone losing a [[Ryan Cash|close family member]] and Chris losing his dog is scoffed at.<br />
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It is entirely possible that Patti was the only life form to ever love Chris out of anything other than obligation. Patti was also probably the only acquaintance with which Chris has ever had very much in common. Not because they shared [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|a mystical bond between man and beast]], brought about through the wondrous unexplained mysteries of [[autism]], but because they were both animals driven by brute instinct with no level of higher comprehension whatsoever.<br />
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According to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|a video from January 2010]], Patti now feasts on [[Beel|human souls]]. While this may seem to be at odds with the canon of the Sonichu comics, it makes perfect sense if you consider the distinct possibility that CWCville ''is'' Hell.<br />
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==Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris==<br />
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<br>Patti Chandler<br />
<br>March 17, [[1980s#1988|1988]] to June 27, [[2006]]<br />
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<br>Eulogy written by Christian Weston Chandler, June 27, 2006<br />
[[Image:091-PattiMemory.jpg|thumb|Patti, you sweet, unlucky dog.]]<br />
<br>My family, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|furry]] friends, (anyone else present), we are gathered here today to pay our last respects and wishes to our dearly beloved beagle/spitz, Patti, who has departed from our world here on earth to a [[CWCville|doggy heaven where she will be happier]], because she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up there. And she will often look down upon her beloved family, me, Christian Chandler, my mother, [[Barbara Chandler]], and my father [[Bob Chandler|Robert Chandler]], and the [[Chandler Cats|cats]] who have grown fond of Patti.<br />
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<br>I will always remember Patti for all the lovely memories she has shared with me from:<br />
<br>-When I picked her out of the litter at my [[Aunt Corrina|Aunt Corina's]] house in Redoak, Virginia.<br />
<br>-The many walks I have shared with her around this neighborhood, as well as the neighborhood in the [[Chris's_homes#Newberry_Towne_Subdivision|Newberry Towne subdivision in Richmond, Virginia]].<br />
<br>-The time I watched my old best friend, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]], take Patti by her front paws and danced a bit.<br />
<br>-The times I've watched her stand on her hind legs and then rewarded her with a biscuit bone.<br />
<br>-The time I took my camera to her pen and took this lovely picture of her and me, and I made a big deal how she'll be like a movie dog star.<br />
<br>-The times I've just sat with her in the yard and petted her head. I've always given her a [[Homos|"Bally-Scratch"]] where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a [[Sonichu_Balls|rubber ball.]]<br />
<br>-The many times I've fed her a can of food and a cup full of dry food, and refilled her bucket with fresh water so she can drink it and wash her face.<br />
<br>-There was also the one time I saw her resting on top of her doghouse (not on her back like Snoopy).<br />
<br>-[[Wikipedia:Border collie|I've often wondered why between both her ears, why one was bent and the other was straight like an arrowhead]].<br />
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<br>When Patti was brought to the vet on that [[Chris and English|faithful]] day, I was distraught with fright and concern for her health. I stayed with her during her final moments with a hand on her head and a tear in my eye. When my mother was brought the paper that gave the doctor permission to send her on her way, I didn't want her to be the one to sign it. I raised Patti since she was a six-week old pup, and I wanted to take the strain for signing the one-way ticket (it was hard for me, but it was for the best). So I signed that paper, with a crying [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] face saying, "We love you, Patti." After that, I gave her my final pets, hug, hand-to-paw hold, eye-contact, ear-rub, cheek-to-fur rub, and I sadly waved her for the final time, and I said, "Good Bye, Patti, I Love You." As I stood outside, I heard Patti's last barks saying, "I will always love you, Chris. Thank You."<br />
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<br>But we all must move on with our lives with our beloved lucky mutt in our hearts and in our memories. So, Patti, may your old dog house and surrounding flowers forever memorialize your blessed heart, your barks at the stars and strangers, and your loyal love that you have blessed upon me and my family and friends. Bark on, and rest in peace, our beloved lucky Patti.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2006#September]]</ref></i></blockquote><br />
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Take note that Chris actually shoehorned [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in his dog's eulogy.<br />
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==Current activity==<br />
Not content with an eternity of biscuit bones and "bally-scratches" in doggy heaven, Patti has apparently taken time out of being dead to [[Dreams#The Patti-chan dream|assure her former master]] of her peaceful afterlife in a dream. Also, Chris has averred that her vengeful spirit will seek out [[Alec Benson Leary]] and his cohorts for allegedly besmirching her memory and proceed to, in no particular order, give them nightmares, consume their souls and kill them. Yet, as always, Chris still thinks of himself as a [[Chris and anger|kindhearted]], [[Chris and religion|Christian]] individual.<br />
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Patti's physical remains rest underneath her 10-ton doghouse in the Chandlers' backyard. The notion of exhuming and desecrating her bones has become a popular running joke among trolls, to the point that Chris, in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|a September 2010 YouTube video]], took the time to fiercely deny any rumors that the corpse of his dog was anywhere except where he had buried it.<br />
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Ironically, in a video created about a year after that one, Chris pretended (while dressed as a hooker) to [[It's not that cold|dig up Patti]] and repurpose her as a coat. It seems that not only is Patti an unholy weapon of soul-sucking revenge, but a snuggly, warm coat, too.<br />
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The doghouse still stands as of April 2015.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:0050-Patti5.jpg|Patti relaxing.<br />
Image:0051-Patti6.jpg<br />
Image:0052-Patti.JPG|Patti full of [[stress]]<br />
Image:0053-Patti1.jpg|Although Patti lived in a cage outside, it was at least 1000 times better than the disaster zone called the Chandler house.<br />
Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|Patti will devour your soul!<br />
Image:0055-Patti3.jpg<br />
Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion|get-up]]<br />
Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG|Can you dig it?<br />
Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."<br />
Image:ModNation PattiChan.jpg|Her [[Patti-chan|horrendous furfag alter ego]] as seen in [[ModNation Racers]].<br />
Image:Itj5aFp.jpg|The doghouse in [[April 2015]] Also said to have been "at least, like, five-- ten tons" in weight according to the [[Father Call]].<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and death]]<br />
*[[Patti-Chan]]<br />
*[[Clover and Snoopy]]<br />
*[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Eulogy_for_Patti Patti's entry on CWCipedia]<br />
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