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<div>'''WeighIn''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]], in which Chris, to the surprise of us all, steps on a scale to weigh himself. The scale gives a weight of 216&nbsp;lb (15&nbsp;st 6&nbsp;lb / 98&nbsp;kg). There is some speculation as to whether or not Chris offset the scale, but in any case, it didn't do any good; based on [[Wikipedia:Body mass index|BMI]], this weight implies that he is [[obesity|obese]] for a man of his height (5'10" / 178&nbsp;cm).<ref>Chris's height is known from two of his [[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics|dating]] [[Match.com#Profile text|profiles]]. His BMI can be calculated [http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi_scripts/bmi_udaim.pl?htf=5&hti=10&wt=216&scale=english&submit_e=Submit on this website].</ref> Admittedly, BMI is a flawed metric, which doesn't take into account muscle mass or build, but in any case Chris has [[Power|almost]] [[I AM STRONG|no]] [[51 50|muscles]] and has quite a thin build.<br />
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It is also revealed that Chris is wearing blue Crayola Model Magic around the bridge of his [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]. <br />
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== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = WeighIn<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|e9eT2CLp5pc}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlueShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#At_Least_My_Face_Is_Not_F3c7ing_Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]<br />
| next = [[FullHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
Here is the official weigh-in on Sunday, September twenty- [[October 2010|October 24th 2010]].<br />
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[''Aims camera, jerkily, at scale readout.'']<br />
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If I can stay still long enough.<br />
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Hmmm.<br />
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Anyway it says 216. <br />
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[''Speaks into the camera again. His [[glasses]] are now on his face and the bridge appears to be wrapped in tape.'']<br />
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Currently I'm 216 pounds.<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
[[Obesity]]<br />
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== References ==<br />
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{{Power videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-25 e]]<br />
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[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-25 e]]</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=January_2014&diff=169244January 20142014-01-24T17:50:18Z<p>Lorrihed: </p>
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<div>[[File:IMG 0532 zps78876bfb.jpg|thumb|250px|[[14 Branchland Court]], 1-2 days after its [[Destruction Of Chris's House|destruction]].]]<br />
'''January''' is the first month of [[2014]]. It started off just as previous months have, with little activity from [[Chris]]. However, on the 10th, the Chandlers' hoarding apparently finally caught up with them, when [[14 Branchland Court|their house]] was [[Destruction_Of_ Chris's House|damaged]] by what Chris claims to be an electrical fire. The extent of the damage is currently unknown, though none is apparent in the brief news report done on the incident.<br />
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==Events of January 2014==<br />
* 3 January - Chris reviews [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]] on [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#The_Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church_Review|Facebook]]. He gives the church five stars and says that "the church is full of kind people who have a sense of care for others, UNLIKE the rest of Charlottesville, VA and Ruckersville, VA, who are snobbish, unfriendly and uncaring." This may suggest that Chris has begun regularly attending church again.<br />
* 4 January - Chris posts on [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Nuzlocke|Facebook]] about Pokemon, rants against the [[trolls]] and the [[CWCki]]. He also claims to weigh 202 pounds.<br />
* 10 January - [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]] [[Destruction_Of_Chris's House|sustains major structural damage]] in an early-morning house fire.<br />
* 11 January- Chris posts two Facebook updates. The [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Donations|first]] of which provides information to anyone wishing to help him and his mother in their situation. In the [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_in_the_News|second one]], Chris shares the brief news video on the fire, and draws attention to a drawing of his seen at the end of the video.<br />
* 21 January - Chris posts several Facebook updates. He thanks people for their donations, shares a video from ''The [[Lego]] Movie'' Facebook page, and says that he now knows that he likes sardines.<br />
* 22 January - Chris posts a Facebook update. He follows up his sardine revelation by saying that last Christmas, he received gingerbread cookies and tea toffee candy which he and his mother enjoyed.<br />
* 24 January - Chris posts a Facebook update detailing a [[Dreams|dream]] he had about playing a different version of Yahtzee. He does not appear to read into it as deeply as he has with previous dreams.<br />
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==Sources== <br />
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<references/> <br />
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{{Timeline}}<br />
[[Category:Chronology]]</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Lorrihed&diff=169243User:Lorrihed2014-01-24T13:13:46Z<p>Lorrihed: </p>
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<div>NOTICE: This account is (potentially) used by multiple members of the CWCki forums.<br />
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I for one thank Lorrihed for making his login details public so that people like me can help contribute to the CWCki.</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=169241Template:Da update2014-01-24T12:53:49Z<p>Lorrihed: </p>
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* 21 [[January 2014]] - Chris posts a Facebook update in which he reveals that he has tried sardines for the first time, and enjoyed them, despite the faces creeping him out.<br />
* 11 January 2014 - Chris posts two Facebook updates. The [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Donations|first]] of which provides information to anyone wishing to help him and his mother in their situation. In the [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_in_the_News|second one]], Chris shares the brief news video on the fire, and draws attention to a drawing of his seen at the end of the video.<br />
*10 January 2014 - [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]] [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|sustains unknown structural damage]] in an early-morning house fire.<br />
*4 January 2014 - Chris posts on [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Nuzlocke|Facebook]] about Pokemon, rants against the [[trolls]] and the [[CWCki]]. He also claims to [[obesity|weigh 202 pounds]].<br />
*3 January 2014 - Chris reviews [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]] on [[Facebook]]. He gives the church five stars and says that "the church is full of kind people who have a sense of care for others, UNLIKE the rest of Charlottesville, VA and Ruckersville, VA, who are snobbish, unfriendly and uncaring.".<br />
*31 [[December 2013]] - Chris posts ''"Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst broken heart ever"'', comparing himself to [[Futurama|1999-Fry]] on [[December_2013_Facebook_posts#Worst_Broken_Heart_Ever|Facebook]].<br />
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude></div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=January_2014&diff=169240January 20142014-01-24T12:50:05Z<p>Lorrihed: /* Events of January 2014 */</p>
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<div>[[File:IMG 0532 zps78876bfb.jpg|thumb|250px|[[14 Branchland Court]], 1-2 days after its [[Destruction Of Chris's House|destruction]].]]<br />
'''January''' is the first month of [[2014]]. It started off just as previous months have, with little activity from [[Chris]]. However, on the 10th, the Chandlers' hoarding apparently finally caught up with them, when [[14 Branchland Court|their house]] was [[Destruction_Of_ Chris's House|damaged]] by what Chris claims to be an electrical fire. The extent of the damage is currently unknown, though none is apparent in the brief news report done on the incident.<br />
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==Events of January 2014==<br />
* 3 January - Chris reviews [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]] on [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#The_Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church_Review|Facebook]]. He gives the church five stars and says that "the church is full of kind people who have a sense of care for others, UNLIKE the rest of Charlottesville, VA and Ruckersville, VA, who are snobbish, unfriendly and uncaring." This may suggest that Chris has begun regularly attending church again.<br />
* 4 January - Chris posts on [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Nuzlocke|Facebook]] about Pokemon, rants against the [[trolls]] and the [[CWCki]]. He also claims to weigh 202 pounds.<br />
* 10 January - [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]] [[Destruction_Of_Chris's House|sustains major structural damage]] in an early-morning house fire.<br />
* 11 January- Chris posts two Facebook updates. The [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Donations|first]] of which provides information to anyone wishing to help him and his mother in their situation. In the [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_in_the_News|second one]], Chris shares the brief news video on the fire, and draws attention to a drawing of his seen at the end of the video.<br />
* 21 January - Chris posts several Facebook updates. He thanks people for their donations, shares a video from ''The [[Lego]] Movie'' Facebook page, and says that he now knows that he likes sardines.<br />
* 22 January - Chris posts a Facebook update. He follows up his sardine revelation by saying that last Christmas, he received gingerbread cookies and tea toffee candy which he and his mother enjoyed.<br />
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==Sources== <br />
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<references/> <br />
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{{Timeline}}<br />
[[Category:Chronology]]</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=January_2014&diff=169239January 20142014-01-24T12:48:08Z<p>Lorrihed: /* Events of January 2014 */</p>
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<div>[[File:IMG 0532 zps78876bfb.jpg|thumb|250px|[[14 Branchland Court]], 1-2 days after its [[Destruction Of Chris's House|destruction]].]]<br />
'''January''' is the first month of [[2014]]. It started off just as previous months have, with little activity from [[Chris]]. However, on the 10th, the Chandlers' hoarding apparently finally caught up with them, when [[14 Branchland Court|their house]] was [[Destruction_Of_ Chris's House|damaged]] by what Chris claims to be an electrical fire. The extent of the damage is currently unknown, though none is apparent in the brief news report done on the incident.<br />
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==Events of January 2014==<br />
* 3 January - Chris reviews [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]] on [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#The_Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church_Review|Facebook]]. He gives the church five stars and says that "the church is full of kind people who have a sense of care for others, UNLIKE the rest of Charlottesville, VA and Ruckersville, VA, who are snobbish, unfriendly and uncaring." This may suggest that Chris has begun regularly attending church again.<br />
* 4 January - Chris posts on [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Nuzlocke|Facebook]] about Pokemon, rants against the [[trolls]] and the [[CWCki]]. He also claims to weigh 202 pounds.<br />
* 10 January - [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]] [[Destruction_Of_Chris's House|sustains major structural damage]] in an early-morning house fire.<br />
* 11 January- Chris posts two Facebook updates. The [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Donations|first]] of which provides information to anyone wishing to help him and his mother in their situation. In the [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_in_the_News|second one]], Chris shares the brief news video on the fire, and draws attention to a drawing of his seen at the end of the video.<br />
* 21 January - Chris posts several Facebook updates. He thanks people for their donations, shares a video from ''The [[Lego]] Movie'' Facebook page, and says that he now knows that he likes sardines.<br />
* 22 January - Chris posts a Facebook update. He follows up his sardine revelation by saying that last Christmas he received gingerbread cookies and tea toffee candy which he and his mother enjoyed.<br />
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==Sources== <br />
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<references/> <br />
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{{Timeline}}<br />
[[Category:Chronology]]</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_his_ego&diff=168801Chris and his ego2014-01-02T01:08:53Z<p>Lorrihed: /* Surrendering Information */</p>
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<div>{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#Rejected Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]]}}<br />
{{quote|For every one that exalteth himself shall be humbled; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.|[[Chris and religion|Luke 14:11 (English Revised Version)]], really hitting the nail on the head}}<br />
[[File:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|thumb|Chris's self-image.]]<br />
'''Egotism''', out of all of [[Chris]]'s flaws, is the most important and self-destructive. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] in real life.<br />
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[[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of beloved wife, children and home)]]<br />
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==Origins==<br />
{{Quote|When you don't have people in your life pushing you, can you push yourself?|[[Wikipedia:Tori Amos|Tori Amos]]}}<br />
Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to shift blame for all of his troubles to other people. A sense of entitlement, again home-grown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his [[Stress|problems]] and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the importance of himself against others tilts far in his favor. The problem was compounded by his [[autism]], making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. [[Chris_and_reality#Outside_of_the_comics|He grew up in a different world.]]<br />
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But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been quite so crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, but Chris's development appears to have completely stopped altogether. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for the better part of a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and people let him.<br />
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===The enablers===<br />
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[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A]]<br />
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{{quote|Drunk or not, they had me. At an old age where my mother was so close to menopause and my father was a senior citizen. I was truly a miracle.|Chris, [[Mumble 3]]}}<br />
Chris's parents are enablers ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a thirty-year-old man with autism should live at home with his parents, especially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be. Adults with far more crippling mental health problems, from emotional disorders to mental retardation, live far more independently than Chris does.<br />
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For children like Chris, public school special education is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their lives, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on "buy-in." Chris's parents clearly never bought into these strategies, because they never fostered any interest in instilling any form of independence in Chris, thus undermining the entire regimen of special education and ending up with a man-child with entitlement issues.<br />
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===Monthly tugboat===<br />
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{{Main|Chris and money}}<br />
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{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job.|Chris, taking pride in being a lazy fuck.}} <br />
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Chris receives welfare from the government; a [[monthly tugboat|"monthly tugboat"]] as he calls it. Although intended for people who were unable to work, Chris continues to abuse the welfare system because he is simply unwilling to work on anything except [[mass debating]], playing [[Video games]], and [[Love Quest|stalking young women.]]<br />
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Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the monthly tugboat that he receives is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle—and thus his world view—sustainable.<br />
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===Blind luck and the cherry picking fallacy===<br />
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[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up]]<br />
[[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|left|Article in PVCC's ''Forum'', proof that some people have too much time on their hands]]<br />
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park]]<br />
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A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|two-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego. <br />
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Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fan mail, letters-to-the-editor, [[Internet]] commentary, and other drivel. Each letter to [[Nintendo]] is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.<ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref> <br />
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{{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:<br />
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:"Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week, they receive, uh, hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to, uh, use ideas from f—fa—from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the, uh, requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly at work developing new and exciting products and game ideas."<br />
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Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved... medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}}<br /><br />
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The concept of form letters does not seem to occur to Chris, who seems to think the letter was written specifically for him. As if Chris didn't think his material was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' as icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume, whiny jerk that had pestered his way to acknowledgement. As he graduated from PVCC in [[2006]], his writing shows that [[Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, in order to become a true media sensation.<br />
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On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgement by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion has led him to believe that he has a legion of fans; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirm it.<br />
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==Narcissistic personality disorder==<br />
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[[Image:Narcissus.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST artist's depiction]]<br />
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It's entirely possible however, that Chris suffers from [[Wikipedia:Narcissistic personality disorder|Narcissistic personality disorder]], whose diagnosis criteria detail many of the characteristics that Chris exhibits.<br />
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{{quotebox|The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition, DSM IV-TR, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental disorders, defines narcissistic personality disorder (in Axis II Cluster B) as:<br />
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A pervasive pattern of [[CWCville|grandiosity]] (in fantasy or behavior), [[True and Loyal Fanbase|need]] [[Love Quest|for]] [[Barbara|admiration]], and [[Autism|lack]] [[Chris and remorse|of]] [[Chris and death|empathy]], beginning by [[PVCC|early adulthood]] and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: <br />
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1.has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., [[Art|exaggerates]] [[Honor roll|achievements]] [[CADD|and]] [[Sonichu (comic)|talents]], expects to be recognized as superior without [[China|commensurate achievements]])<br />
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2.is preoccupied with fantasies of [[Sonichu|unlimited success]], [[CWCville|power]], [[Honor roll|brilliance]], [[Chris and fashion|beauty]], or [[Sweetheart from the ground up|ideal love]]<br />
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3. believes that he or she is [[Autistic|"special"]] and [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|unique]] and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or [[Shigeru Miyamoto|high-status people]] (or [[Chris and the industry|institutions]])<br />
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4. requires excessive [[Fanbase|admiration]]<br />
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5. has a sense of [[Barbara|entitlement]], i.e., unreasonable expectations of [[Hanky panky|especially]] [[Honor Roll|favorable]] treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations<br />
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6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., [[Cole Smithey|takes advantage of others]] to achieve his or her [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|own ends]]<br />
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7. [[Chris and death|lacks empathy]]: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the [[Megan|feelings and needs]] [[Wallflower|of others]]<br />
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8. is [[Adam Stackhouse|often envious of others]] or believes [[JERKS|others]] are [[Kick the Autistic|envious]] of him or her<br />
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9. shows [[Mailbag|arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes]]}}<br />
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As you can see, these criteria describe Chris, right down to the sense of entitlement. Then again, many of the symptoms described match a typical diagnosis of autism. He may have both. [http://samvak.tripod.com/journal72.html Further reading is required to confirm the difference.]<br />
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==Manifestations==<br />
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Chris's egotism manifests itself in many ways.<br />
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===Unwarranted self-importance===<br />
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[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]<br />
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{{quote|I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]].|-Chris, [[Mailbag 48]]}}<br />
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As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice [[troll|observer]] to get lost in the sea of [[Sonichu]] shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. "Of course," you say, "he's got a billion hits on [[YouTube]] and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]]."<br />
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But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]:<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and [[Barbara|I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention]]. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:<br />
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*I will never hang notes on the wall again.<br />
*I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.<br />
*I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0&#61;No Respect...10&#61;Respect).<br />
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Please reply via E-Mail.<br />
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Christian C.}}<br />
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E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a personal army:<br />
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{{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[True and Loyal Fanbase|E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}<br />
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It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.<ref>Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> <br />
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{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}<br />
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The instant-gratification, instant-acknowledgment, and instant-attention—good or bad—that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience.<br />
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He also describes himself as "managing the varsity team"<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> in high school, when actually he was waterboy.<br />
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===Persecution complex===<br />
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[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint CWC the Martyr.]]<br />
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Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he "takes responsibility for" are still out of his hands. His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was [[Kick the Autistic|mean to him]], he didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]] or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]], ''and'' he doesn't deserve the 24/7 [[troll]]ing, among other things.<br />
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And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:<br />
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{{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services," Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE." MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia userpage]]}}<br />
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It doesn't help that he's engaged in a quagmire of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those DAMNED TROLLS keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].<br />
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{{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, THAT IS MY HOUSE}}<br />
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After the release of [[100 2178|May 8 video]] in which Chris blames the Greene County's school board for pretty much every misfortune in life (from being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], to [[Autism|being the social outcast we all know and hate]]) thereby cementing the notion that Chris will never take responsibility for his actions. The only time Chris had actually stepped up and admitted responsibility was the accidental formatting of his [[PS3]].<br />
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===Naïveté===<br />
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Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. Like [[George W. Bush]], he only deals in absolutes: either you're with him or you're [[trolls|against him]]. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk—even from professionals—about the similarities between [[Asperger Syndrome]] and [[autism]], denies that there are any shortcomings in his [[Sonichu (comic)|work]], and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labeling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a troll.<br />
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Chris equates [[honesty]] with divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris- getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting his pants]], or even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.<br />
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His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising [[china]] or threatening [[Sonichu|his]] [[Copyright|identity]]. The earlier trolling schemes (such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]]) got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that they had to start a [[CWCki|wiki]] to keep track of it all. Another example of Chris' gullibility is one Miss [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]], a 'sweetheart' Chris met earlier in 2011. Despite her obviously being a troll (proven by a mysterious leak of videos that were sent only to Jackie on [[February 2012]]), Chris has re-friended her on Facebook after blocking her the previous April. Only time would tell if we end up seeing Chris [[Cosplay|cosplaying]] or [[Cakefarts|making an ass of himself]] again in a video aimed only at Jackie. It's pretty obvious that Chris has only done this because he believes that [[Naive|he'll score with Jackie sooner or later]].<br />
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In [[2009]] and [[2010]], Chris slowly began to "learn" to distrust trolls or to keep more of his [[PSN|information]] secure. However, many of his trolls believe this is akin to putting a shock collar on an animal. Eventually, in order to stop being shocked (not because they actually understand or care) an animal will start doing as it is told.<br />
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===Hubris: the pride before the fall===<br />
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[[Image:NeitherOfUs.jpg|thumb|It's fair to say that Chris is a narcissist]]<br />
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{{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3|right about that last part]]}}<br />
Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, this attitude has transcended self-confidence and erupted into full-blown hubris: Chris is convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[Chris and art|art]] are not just competitive with his peers, but clearly superior.<br />
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And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to have some sort of horror befall them.<br />
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But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get recognition for his art at high school graduation?<br />
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{{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}<br />
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Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?<br />
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{{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}<br />
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[[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb|What Chris sees when he looks in the mirror]]<br />
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All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also [[Barbara|extremely sheltered]], he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing [[CWCville|elaborate fantasy worlds]]. This is also probably why he sees mundane [[chores]] as [[Father Call|horrific trials of strength and will]]. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as ''psychological neoteny'', which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.<br />
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Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as ''omnipotence of thought''. Basically, in the same way he does with religion, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life in order to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that [[Magi-Chan]] is yet another Mary Sue for Chris, serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for ultimate authority. Why he felt it necessary to make [[Reginald Sneasel|yet]] another [[Sonichu (character)|character]] to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of [[CWCville]].<br />
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Another aspect of Chris's arrogance, and again caused by his childish way of viewing [[Virginia|the world]], is visible in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|a phone call]] with Alec Benson Leary, creator of [[Asperchu]]. In the call it is obvious Chris does not follow a mature procedure for developing a stance on issues. Where normally an individual will learn information about the issue and from there decide how they feel about that issue, Chris does it the other way around and decides how he feels about something, then refuses to believe, understand, or even humor any evidence to the contrary. While most people have very strong beliefs in some issues, so much so that they automatically have a prejudice against people believing differently (e.g. [[Barack Obama|politics]], [[religion]], etc.), Chris has this perspective on everything. He takes a position on matters, then finds ways to back it up and ignores all evidence for the opposing viewpoint. This is called a ''[[Wikipedia:confirmation bias|confirmation bias]]''. For example, Chris has decided [[homos]] are bad, so he selectively finds [[Leviticus|information]] that backs up his stance on the matter and ignores anything anyone will tell him about why his homophobia is bad and makes him a bad person. He will then go as far as to pretend he can [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|cure homosexuality]] with his own blood. Unless disliking homosexuals means he [[I'm Sorry, Dude|may not get laid]].<br />
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This is most apparent when he takes two contrary positions about a similar topic. The obvious example of this is Chris's understanding of the way [[parody]] functions. Chris will defend his right to make Sonichu to the hilt by claiming it is a parody, but he then states that Asperchu is a bad thing because it is "parody of a parody". As you can see, Chris has decided that he has every right to make Sonichu so he backs this up with statements about his right to parody existing trademarked characters, but conversely he has decided Asperchu is bad, so he supports this position by stating it is a parody of his legitimate work.<br />
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A literal example of the 'pride before the fall' would be Chris' series of [[Facebook]] posts between April and June of 2012. In [[April 2012]], Chris believed that he had utterly fooled the trolls when he made a [[Facebook#to_.40cogsdev_from_me.2C_.40CWCSonichu|series]] [[Facebook#Maniacal_Laughter_from_Who_now.3F_Oh.2C_wait.2C_It_Is_ME.21_.3E8D|of]] [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|posts]] mocking the trolls.He even went so far as to post screenshots of the CWCki forum members talking about it. Note that in several of the screenshots, Chris believed that he had uncovered a scheme to start a poster campaign about him in [[Charlottesville]]. According to his [[Facebook#To_The_Trolls|Facebook post dated 4th June, 2012,]] he had called the [[Jerkops|cops]], and basically admitted that he completely fell for it. He then recorded an [[Voicemail_greeting#4_June_2012|angry voicemail greeting]] before quickly deleting it. Compared to [[Voicemail_greeting#30_April_2012|an earlier voicemail he made]], one can clearly see how humbled he was.<br />
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===Materialism===<br />
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{{quote|I want Julie! Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, caring more about his precious PSN Account and Sonichu website than his [[troll|sweetheart]].}}<br />
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It is clear that Chris is a materialist (a common symptom of Narcissistic Personality Disorder), buying and hoarding large amounts of crap that make him feel good about himself. He may even believe that his unhealthy amount of children's toys might attract a [[sweetheart]], when any human being would clearly see that this man is [[Naïve|delusional]]. He also doesn't seem to have a problem with getting [[money]] for sitting on his ass, claiming he can get more from his [[tugboat]] than he could at an actual job. He has absolutely no concept of money, and believes he is entitled to everything he can buy. This stems from childhood, when Snorlax would take Chris to the toy store and encourage him to talk by giving him toys if he could read their names out loud.<ref>See [[1980s#1989|1989 in Christory]]</ref> Ever since, he's believed that just by being autistic, he deserves everything he can get his grubby hands on.<br />
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This mixture of compulsive hoarding, compulsive shopping, and autism is bad news all the way. He compulsively hoards all of his toys and video games because he wants to give them to [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(daughter)|his daughter]] in the future. He also seems to enjoy collecting things, which may explain why Pokémon appeals to him. Chris compulsively buys everything he can on the PS3, and is more concerned with trophies than actual gameplay. Most of the games he's downloaded have never been played. But the important thing is that he ''has'' it. Hoarding items in cases other than OCD is a sign of intellectual disability in older children. He may have inherited this behavior from his parents.<br />
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===Tender misanthropy===<br />
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A "tender misanthrope" is, by definition, "someone who despises humanity in general, but is ever ready to make an exception for the ''real'' people". In other words, an egotist who pretends to be benevolent. While it's obvious that Chris is an egotist, he truly believes that he's benevolent. He is the perfect example of a tender misanthrope, screaming death threats at what he knows of humanity (seeing as the only social contact he gets is from the [[Internet]]) while also believing that he is a kind, loving person who can [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|give advice]] and [[Pedofork|act as a role model for children]].<br />
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Another part of the definition states that "a tender misanthrope feels certain of being able to love real people if only they could be found - or, failing that, [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|to transform existing false people into idealized ''real'' people]] through social and political programs of the tender misanthrope's own making". The way that Chris treats [[homos]], seeing as he hates them all ([[Mailbag_53#Well,_that_makes_everything_better!|no matter what he says]]) and wants to turn them straight by placing them into co-ed prisons, reprogramming them into straights via concentration camps, or by creating a vaccine that "cures" homosexuality, certainly fits this description. The fact that he also generalizes trolls as homos also supports this. If that does not convince you that Chris feels he can make people into what he can emotionally attach himself to, there are also other obvious examples in his unique delivery of his intentions.<br />
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===Disregard of rules of conduct online===<br />
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{{quote|DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!|Chris, in [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#4 September|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}<br />
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Chris has little regard for the rules of online communities; when he joins up on websites, he tends to do things his way. He assumes that his own niche in these websites is under his absolute control: for example, he assumed that [[Wikipedia]] would allow him to post anything on his personal user page, or that Encyclopedia Dramatica would remove material critical to him if he just asked not-so-nicely. Sites like [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]] allow community participation; Chris simply disallowed comments, or later on, just ignored every comment he received. Chris also assumes that when other people host websites for him (in case of [[CWCipedia]]), he's given the final say on all matters. His record for getting permabanned is currently at two weeks on [[Flipnote Hatena]] when he foolishly tried to re-upload Flipnotes that had been removed for breaking the rules (without bothering to find out why they had been removed in the first place).<br />
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===Paranoia===<br />
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One of the worst things that comes out of Chris's ego is his bloated sense of paranoia. As mentioned above, Chris has taken to withholding certain information from trolls like an animal being shocked by a shock collar. However, this line of thinking has pushed Chris into believing that the entire world is out to get him. In early days, it was actually simple - [[Jerkops]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] were conspiring to stop him from succeeding in his [[Love Quest]]. However, after the incident with [[The Wallflower]] and the realization that there's entire webpages devoted to him, it's caused him to see things in a bigger, yet disturbing picture.<br />
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As such, Chris has decided to become a recluse, refusing to make friends with anyone unless he knew him in the real world. However, this is a double-edged sword as Chris refuses to interact with anyone in the real world as well. In the real world, if someone spotted Chris and knew him by name, even if they had heard of him from whatever remaining place is left for him to go to, he panics and runs, fearing that the person is actually a troll seeking to spread more information about him across the Internet. As well, if someone wanted to contact Chris through other means, even if that person had no idea who Chris was or what Sonichu was or anything that the trolls had done, Chris will shut them out because he doesn't know who they are and thus, has relegated them to the title of "troll".<br />
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A perfect example of this was revealed in a series of [[Facebook]] screenshots. While eating at a [[McDonald's]] restaurant, an employee of Burger King spotted him, acknowledged him, then went to mess with his cell phone. Chris went into panic mode, assumed that the worker was actually a troll, then thought the man was "communicating with his own kind" by hopping on a forum. He then proceeded to photograph the man, and talk about him behind his back on Facebook, [[Chris and hypocrisy|ironically doing what he feared the 'troll' would do to him.]]<br />
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===Surrendering Information===<br />
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If there is one thing that Chris's ego would simply not allow, it's suppressing himself from giving away too much information about himself. If he feels that bragging about something would give him a one-up against the trolls or make himself look good, he'll freely announce it for everyone to hear. The most glaring example of this is [[CWCki|this entire wiki]], which was created using a lot of information provided by Chris himself. Back in the day, Chris viewed himself as an extremely popular internet celebrity with a [[Trolls|'true and loyal fanbase']], and, as such, would divulge a lot of information about himself so people would know him better (inclusive of [[Dox|personal information]] that nobody in their right mind would give away). However, there are times when he would do the opposite and [[Honest Content|surrender information that would make him look horrendously bad]], sometimes without provocation. [[DIRTY_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|The ongoing Soiled Underpants Saga]] is the shining example of this.<br />
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Whilst this practice has diminished in recent times with Chris making himself scarce out of fear that trolls would have more [[Tomgirl Pictures|ammo]] to use against him, his habit of needlessly surrendering information still manages to surface. For example, when he claimed to lose his virginity, he couldn't help but announce it on his [[Facebook]] page, all the while swearing up and down that he would never divulge any details about it to the trolls. Mere weeks later, more details emerged on Facebook, leading to speculation that he actually bought a hooker (since we all know the [[Megan|inevitable]] [[Kacey|end]] [[Jackie|result]] of his [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]]), which he ended up confirming on 1 May, (along with attending a 'Mythbusters' tour, something which wasn't even brought up but still revealed anyway) all the while claiming to remain button-lipped on the matter. Only time would tell if and when Chris finally reveals everything to silence his nay-sayers. After all, it wouldn't be the [[The Wallflower| first time]] it's happened.<br />
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In 2013, Chris's habit of needlessly surrendering information returned with a vengeance. Chris threw a temper tantrum on [[Facebook]], and many would have assumed that it was [[Chris and Anger|business as usual]], ''until'' Chris made the fatal mistake of revealing the reason why he went on the warpath; somebody had uploaded his status updates (complete with the ones that were hidden) onto [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ an Imgur account.] Aside from the usual whining about how lonely he was, these screencaps not only revealed what he was up to in the silence between 2011 and 2013, but also uncovered a very ugly side of Chris. One post in particular revealed that he was angry at the fact that [[Mimms]] had a girlfriend, and demanded that somebody should ''kill her'', simply because Mimms was a "[[JERK]]." The fact remains that the one who revealed all of this unsavory information was not the trolls, as Chris would try to have you believe, but ''himself.''<br />
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===Fishing For Sympathy===<br />
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In many conversations with Chris, there have been quite a few instances where he would outright fish for sympathy, in the hopes that people would take pity on him and, in so doing, make him feel better about himself. One such example is [[Father Call]], where Chris constantly talks about the "trials and tribulations" in his life to an unimpressed [[Matthew Devoria]], from whom he was trying to seek approval to date his daughter ''(note that said "trials and tribulations" amounted to housework and being teased on the internet.)'' In his [[Jackie_E-mails_23|later E-mail exchanges]] with [[Jackie]], Chris is quick to paint himself as a misunderstood victim whenever Jackie rips him a new one over issues such as his habit of [[Lie|lying]], [[Chris and Hypocrisy|being a hypocrite]] and even being [[Women%27s_rights|inconsiderate towards her]]. Even in recent times, he has not cut out this habit, his [[Facebook]] entries blame his trolls for making his life a living hell, one in particular lamenting that nobody cares about him except for his own mother.<br />
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The attention he gets from his mother, [[Barbara Chandler]], and his friend, [[Anna McLerran]] is textbook mollycoddling at best. Chris has spent his entire life being catered to by his parents ''(notably well past the point of social acceptance)'', to the point where he depends on them to bail him out of the [[Money#Credit_cards|numerous]] [[The_Game_Place|messes]] he gets himself into. It comes as no surprise, then, that this, combined with his being [[Autism|autistic]], has poisoned Chris' mind into thinking that this is how everybody should treat him, by default. And if people don't see things his way, he'll be more than happy to point out the [[Kick the Autistic|heavy burdens he faces daily]], almost as if he expects them to instantly take back their mean, mean words and feel sorry for him.<br />
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==War against the ego==<br />
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One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the [[white knight]]s. These [[slow-in-the-minds|misguided souls]] have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]], and could do no wrong. One of the more popular white knights, [[Vivian Gee]], became a troll when she couldn't get through to Chris.<br />
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When asked to get [[Chris and psychology|real, psychiatric help]], Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word "counselor," she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious monthly tugboat on something useful when there are [[video games]] to buy).<br />
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There were even some instances where it seemed that the trolls had made a breakthrough by [[Heart level|breaking Chris]], only for him to get right back up again and continue with his antics. An example of this would be [[Kacey]], who led Chris on for a while until she dropped the bombshell that she was going to marry [[Liquid Chris]], but not before having her father point out [[Father Call|every single thing that is wrong with Chris.]] A normal person would have been utterly devastated by this turn of events, and some would even use the experience to better themselves. Chris, on the other hand, perked right up when he [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|obtained a letter 'validating' Sonichu]], forgetting about Kacey in mere days, just like she had predicted.<br />
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==Examples of Chris's ego in the real world and in the comic==<br />
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<div>{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#Rejected Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]]}}<br />
{{quote|For every one that exalteth himself shall be humbled; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.|[[Chris and religion|Luke 14:11 (English Revised Version)]], really hitting the nail on the head}}<br />
[[File:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|thumb|Chris's self-image.]]<br />
'''Egotism''', out of all of [[Chris]]'s flaws, is the most important and self-destructive. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] in real life.<br />
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[[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of beloved wife, children and home)]]<br />
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==Origins==<br />
{{Quote|When you don't have people in your life pushing you, can you push yourself?|[[Wikipedia:Tori Amos|Tori Amos]]}}<br />
Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to shift blame for all of his troubles to other people. A sense of entitlement, again home-grown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his [[Stress|problems]] and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the importance of himself against others tilts far in his favor. The problem was compounded by his [[autism]], making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. [[Chris_and_reality#Outside_of_the_comics|He grew up in a different world.]]<br />
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But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been quite so crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, but Chris's development appears to have completely stopped altogether. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for the better part of a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and people let him.<br />
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===The enablers===<br />
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[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A]]<br />
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{{quote|Drunk or not, they had me. At an old age where my mother was so close to menopause and my father was a senior citizen. I was truly a miracle.|Chris, [[Mumble 3]]}}<br />
Chris's parents are enablers ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a thirty-year-old man with autism should live at home with his parents, especially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be. Adults with far more crippling mental health problems, from emotional disorders to mental retardation, live far more independently than Chris does.<br />
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For children like Chris, public school special education is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their lives, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on "buy-in." Chris's parents clearly never bought into these strategies, because they never fostered any interest in instilling any form of independence in Chris, thus undermining the entire regimen of special education and ending up with a man-child with entitlement issues.<br />
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===Monthly tugboat===<br />
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{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job.|Chris, taking pride in being a lazy fuck.}} <br />
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Chris receives welfare from the government; a [[monthly tugboat|"monthly tugboat"]] as he calls it. Although intended for people who were unable to work, Chris continues to abuse the welfare system because he is simply unwilling to work on anything except [[mass debating]], playing [[Video games]], and [[Love Quest|stalking young women.]]<br />
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Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the monthly tugboat that he receives is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle—and thus his world view—sustainable.<br />
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===Blind luck and the cherry picking fallacy===<br />
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[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up]]<br />
[[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|left|Article in PVCC's ''Forum'', proof that some people have too much time on their hands]]<br />
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park]]<br />
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A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|two-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego. <br />
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Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fan mail, letters-to-the-editor, [[Internet]] commentary, and other drivel. Each letter to [[Nintendo]] is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.<ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref> <br />
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{{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:<br />
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Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved... medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}}<br /><br />
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The concept of form letters does not seem to occur to Chris, who seems to think the letter was written specifically for him. As if Chris didn't think his material was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' as icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume, whiny jerk that had pestered his way to acknowledgement. As he graduated from PVCC in [[2006]], his writing shows that [[Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, in order to become a true media sensation.<br />
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On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgement by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion has led him to believe that he has a legion of fans; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirm it.<br />
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==Narcissistic personality disorder==<br />
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[[Image:Narcissus.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST artist's depiction]]<br />
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It's entirely possible however, that Chris suffers from [[Wikipedia:Narcissistic personality disorder|Narcissistic personality disorder]], whose diagnosis criteria detail many of the characteristics that Chris exhibits.<br />
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{{quotebox|The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition, DSM IV-TR, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental disorders, defines narcissistic personality disorder (in Axis II Cluster B) as:<br />
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A pervasive pattern of [[CWCville|grandiosity]] (in fantasy or behavior), [[True and Loyal Fanbase|need]] [[Love Quest|for]] [[Barbara|admiration]], and [[Autism|lack]] [[Chris and remorse|of]] [[Chris and death|empathy]], beginning by [[PVCC|early adulthood]] and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: <br />
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1.has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., [[Art|exaggerates]] [[Honor roll|achievements]] [[CADD|and]] [[Sonichu (comic)|talents]], expects to be recognized as superior without [[China|commensurate achievements]])<br />
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2.is preoccupied with fantasies of [[Sonichu|unlimited success]], [[CWCville|power]], [[Honor roll|brilliance]], [[Chris and fashion|beauty]], or [[Sweetheart from the ground up|ideal love]]<br />
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3. believes that he or she is [[Autistic|"special"]] and [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|unique]] and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or [[Shigeru Miyamoto|high-status people]] (or [[Chris and the industry|institutions]])<br />
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4. requires excessive [[Fanbase|admiration]]<br />
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5. has a sense of [[Barbara|entitlement]], i.e., unreasonable expectations of [[Hanky panky|especially]] [[Honor Roll|favorable]] treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations<br />
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6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., [[Cole Smithey|takes advantage of others]] to achieve his or her [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|own ends]]<br />
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7. [[Chris and death|lacks empathy]]: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the [[Megan|feelings and needs]] [[Wallflower|of others]]<br />
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8. is [[Adam Stackhouse|often envious of others]] or believes [[JERKS|others]] are [[Kick the Autistic|envious]] of him or her<br />
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9. shows [[Mailbag|arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes]]}}<br />
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As you can see, these criteria describe Chris, right down to the sense of entitlement. Then again, many of the symptoms described match a typical diagnosis of autism. He may have both. [http://samvak.tripod.com/journal72.html Further reading is required to confirm the difference.]<br />
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==Manifestations==<br />
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Chris's egotism manifests itself in many ways.<br />
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===Unwarranted self-importance===<br />
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[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]<br />
{{See also|True and Loyal Fanbase}}<br />
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{{quote|I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]].|-Chris, [[Mailbag 48]]}}<br />
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As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice [[troll|observer]] to get lost in the sea of [[Sonichu]] shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. "Of course," you say, "he's got a billion hits on [[YouTube]] and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]]."<br />
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But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]:<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and [[Barbara|I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention]]. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:<br />
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*I will never hang notes on the wall again.<br />
*I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.<br />
*I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0&#61;No Respect...10&#61;Respect).<br />
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Please reply via E-Mail.<br />
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Christian C.}}<br />
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E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a personal army:<br />
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{{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[True and Loyal Fanbase|E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}<br />
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It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.<ref>Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> <br />
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{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}<br />
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The instant-gratification, instant-acknowledgment, and instant-attention—good or bad—that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience.<br />
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He also describes himself as "managing the varsity team"<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> in high school, when actually he was waterboy.<br />
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===Persecution complex===<br />
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[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint CWC the Martyr.]]<br />
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Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he "takes responsibility for" are still out of his hands. His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was [[Kick the Autistic|mean to him]], he didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]] or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]], ''and'' he doesn't deserve the 24/7 [[troll]]ing, among other things.<br />
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And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:<br />
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{{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services," Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE." MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia userpage]]}}<br />
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It doesn't help that he's engaged in a quagmire of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those DAMNED TROLLS keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].<br />
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{{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, THAT IS MY HOUSE}}<br />
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After the release of [[100 2178|May 8 video]] in which Chris blames the Greene County's school board for pretty much every misfortune in life (from being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], to [[Autism|being the social outcast we all know and hate]]) thereby cementing the notion that Chris will never take responsibility for his actions. The only time Chris had actually stepped up and admitted responsibility was the accidental formatting of his [[PS3]].<br />
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===Naïveté===<br />
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Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. Like [[George W. Bush]], he only deals in absolutes: either you're with him or you're [[trolls|against him]]. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk—even from professionals—about the similarities between [[Asperger Syndrome]] and [[autism]], denies that there are any shortcomings in his [[Sonichu (comic)|work]], and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labeling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a troll.<br />
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Chris equates [[honesty]] with divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris- getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting his pants]], or even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.<br />
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His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising [[china]] or threatening [[Sonichu|his]] [[Copyright|identity]]. The earlier trolling schemes (such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]]) got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that they had to start a [[CWCki|wiki]] to keep track of it all. Another example of Chris' gullibility is one Miss [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]], a 'sweetheart' Chris met earlier in 2011. Despite her obviously being a troll (proven by a mysterious leak of videos that were sent only to Jackie on [[February 2012]]), Chris has re-friended her on Facebook after blocking her the previous April. Only time would tell if we end up seeing Chris [[Cosplay|cosplaying]] or [[Cakefarts|making an ass of himself]] again in a video aimed only at Jackie. It's pretty obvious that Chris has only done this because he believes that [[Naive|he'll score with Jackie sooner or later]].<br />
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In [[2009]] and [[2010]], Chris slowly began to "learn" to distrust trolls or to keep more of his [[PSN|information]] secure. However, many of his trolls believe this is akin to putting a shock collar on an animal. Eventually, in order to stop being shocked (not because they actually understand or care) an animal will start doing as it is told.<br />
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===Hubris: the pride before the fall===<br />
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[[Image:NeitherOfUs.jpg|thumb|It's fair to say that Chris is a narcissist]]<br />
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{{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3|right about that last part]]}}<br />
Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, this attitude has transcended self-confidence and erupted into full-blown hubris: Chris is convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[Chris and art|art]] are not just competitive with his peers, but clearly superior.<br />
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And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to have some sort of horror befall them.<br />
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But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get recognition for his art at high school graduation?<br />
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{{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}<br />
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Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?<br />
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{{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}<br />
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[[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb|What Chris sees when he looks in the mirror]]<br />
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All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also [[Barbara|extremely sheltered]], he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing [[CWCville|elaborate fantasy worlds]]. This is also probably why he sees mundane [[chores]] as [[Father Call|horrific trials of strength and will]]. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as ''psychological neoteny'', which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.<br />
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Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as ''omnipotence of thought''. Basically, in the same way he does with religion, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life in order to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that [[Magi-Chan]] is yet another Mary Sue for Chris, serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for ultimate authority. Why he felt it necessary to make [[Reginald Sneasel|yet]] another [[Sonichu (character)|character]] to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of [[CWCville]].<br />
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Another aspect of Chris's arrogance, and again caused by his childish way of viewing [[Virginia|the world]], is visible in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|a phone call]] with Alec Benson Leary, creator of [[Asperchu]]. In the call it is obvious Chris does not follow a mature procedure for developing a stance on issues. Where normally an individual will learn information about the issue and from there decide how they feel about that issue, Chris does it the other way around and decides how he feels about something, then refuses to believe, understand, or even humor any evidence to the contrary. While most people have very strong beliefs in some issues, so much so that they automatically have a prejudice against people believing differently (e.g. [[Barack Obama|politics]], [[religion]], etc.), Chris has this perspective on everything. He takes a position on matters, then finds ways to back it up and ignores all evidence for the opposing viewpoint. This is called a ''[[Wikipedia:confirmation bias|confirmation bias]]''. For example, Chris has decided [[homos]] are bad, so he selectively finds [[Leviticus|information]] that backs up his stance on the matter and ignores anything anyone will tell him about why his homophobia is bad and makes him a bad person. He will then go as far as to pretend he can [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|cure homosexuality]] with his own blood. Unless disliking homosexuals means he [[I'm Sorry, Dude|may not get laid]].<br />
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This is most apparent when he takes two contrary positions about a similar topic. The obvious example of this is Chris's understanding of the way [[parody]] functions. Chris will defend his right to make Sonichu to the hilt by claiming it is a parody, but he then states that Asperchu is a bad thing because it is "parody of a parody". As you can see, Chris has decided that he has every right to make Sonichu so he backs this up with statements about his right to parody existing trademarked characters, but conversely he has decided Asperchu is bad, so he supports this position by stating it is a parody of his legitimate work.<br />
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A literal example of the 'pride before the fall' would be Chris' series of [[Facebook]] posts between April and June of 2012. In [[April 2012]], Chris believed that he had utterly fooled the trolls when he made a [[Facebook#to_.40cogsdev_from_me.2C_.40CWCSonichu|series]] [[Facebook#Maniacal_Laughter_from_Who_now.3F_Oh.2C_wait.2C_It_Is_ME.21_.3E8D|of]] [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|posts]] mocking the trolls.He even went so far as to post screenshots of the CWCki forum members talking about it. Note that in several of the screenshots, Chris believed that he had uncovered a scheme to start a poster campaign about him in [[Charlottesville]]. According to his [[Facebook#To_The_Trolls|Facebook post dated 4th June, 2012,]] he had called the [[Jerkops|cops]], and basically admitted that he completely fell for it. He then recorded an [[Voicemail_greeting#4_June_2012|angry voicemail greeting]] before quickly deleting it. Compared to [[Voicemail_greeting#30_April_2012|an earlier voicemail he made]], one can clearly see how humbled he was.<br />
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===Materialism===<br />
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{{quote|I want Julie! Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, caring more about his precious PSN Account and Sonichu website than his [[troll|sweetheart]].}}<br />
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It is clear that Chris is a materialist (a common symptom of Narcissistic Personality Disorder), buying and hoarding large amounts of crap that make him feel good about himself. He may even believe that his unhealthy amount of children's toys might attract a [[sweetheart]], when any human being would clearly see that this man is [[Naïve|delusional]]. He also doesn't seem to have a problem with getting [[money]] for sitting on his ass, claiming he can get more from his [[tugboat]] than he could at an actual job. He has absolutely no concept of money, and believes he is entitled to everything he can buy. This stems from childhood, when Snorlax would take Chris to the toy store and encourage him to talk by giving him toys if he could read their names out loud.<ref>See [[1980s#1989|1989 in Christory]]</ref> Ever since, he's believed that just by being autistic, he deserves everything he can get his grubby hands on.<br />
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This mixture of compulsive hoarding, compulsive shopping, and autism is bad news all the way. He compulsively hoards all of his toys and video games because he wants to give them to [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(daughter)|his daughter]] in the future. He also seems to enjoy collecting things, which may explain why Pokémon appeals to him. Chris compulsively buys everything he can on the PS3, and is more concerned with trophies than actual gameplay. Most of the games he's downloaded have never been played. But the important thing is that he ''has'' it. Hoarding items in cases other than OCD is a sign of intellectual disability in older children. He may have inherited this behavior from his parents.<br />
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===Tender misanthropy===<br />
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A "tender misanthrope" is, by definition, "someone who despises humanity in general, but is ever ready to make an exception for the ''real'' people". In other words, an egotist who pretends to be benevolent. While it's obvious that Chris is an egotist, he truly believes that he's benevolent. He is the perfect example of a tender misanthrope, screaming death threats at what he knows of humanity (seeing as the only social contact he gets is from the [[Internet]]) while also believing that he is a kind, loving person who can [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|give advice]] and [[Pedofork|act as a role model for children]].<br />
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Another part of the definition states that "a tender misanthrope feels certain of being able to love real people if only they could be found - or, failing that, [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|to transform existing false people into idealized ''real'' people]] through social and political programs of the tender misanthrope's own making". The way that Chris treats [[homos]], seeing as he hates them all ([[Mailbag_53#Well,_that_makes_everything_better!|no matter what he says]]) and wants to turn them straight by placing them into co-ed prisons, reprogramming them into straights via concentration camps, or by creating a vaccine that "cures" homosexuality, certainly fits this description. The fact that he also generalizes trolls as homos also supports this. If that does not convince you that Chris feels he can make people into what he can emotionally attach himself to, there are also other obvious examples in his unique delivery of his intentions.<br />
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===Disregard of rules of conduct online===<br />
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{{quote|DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!|Chris, in [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#4 September|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}<br />
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Chris has little regard for the rules of online communities; when he joins up on websites, he tends to do things his way. He assumes that his own niche in these websites is under his absolute control: for example, he assumed that [[Wikipedia]] would allow him to post anything on his personal user page, or that Encyclopedia Dramatica would remove material critical to him if he just asked not-so-nicely. Sites like [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]] allow community participation; Chris simply disallowed comments, or later on, just ignored every comment he received. Chris also assumes that when other people host websites for him (in case of [[CWCipedia]]), he's given the final say on all matters. His record for getting permabanned is currently at two weeks on [[Flipnote Hatena]] when he foolishly tried to re-upload Flipnotes that had been removed for breaking the rules (without bothering to find out why they had been removed in the first place).<br />
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===Paranoia===<br />
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One of the worst things that comes out of Chris's ego is his bloated sense of paranoia. As mentioned above, Chris has taken to withholding certain information from trolls like an animal being shocked by a shock collar. However, this line of thinking has pushed Chris into believing that the entire world is out to get him. In early days, it was actually simple - [[Jerkops]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] were conspiring to stop him from succeeding in his [[Love Quest]]. However, after the incident with [[The Wallflower]] and the realization that there's entire webpages devoted to him, it's caused him to see things in a bigger, yet disturbing picture.<br />
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As such, Chris has decided to become a recluse, refusing to make friends with anyone unless he knew him in the real world. However, this is a double-edged sword as Chris refuses to interact with anyone in the real world as well. In the real world, if someone spotted Chris and knew him by name, even if they had heard of him from whatever remaining place is left for him to go to, he panics and runs, fearing that the person is actually a troll seeking to spread more information about him across the Internet. As well, if someone wanted to contact Chris through other means, even if that person had no idea who Chris was or what Sonichu was or anything that the trolls had done, Chris will shut them out because he doesn't know who they are and thus, has relegated them to the title of "troll".<br />
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A perfect example of this was revealed in a series of [[Facebook]] screenshots. While eating at a [[McDonald's]] restaurant, an employee of Burger King spotted him, acknowledged him, then went to mess with his cell phone. Chris went into panic mode, assumed that the worker was actually a troll, then thought the man was "communicating with his own kind" by hopping on a forum. He then proceeded to photograph the man, and talk about him behind his back on Facebook, [[Chris and hypocrisy|ironically doing what he feared the 'troll' would do to him.]]<br />
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===Surrendering Information===<br />
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If there is one thing that Chris's ego would simply not allow, it's suppressing himself from giving away too much information about himself. If he feels that bragging about something would give him a one-up against the trolls or make himself look good, he'll freely announce it for everyone to hear. The most glaring example of this is [[CWCki|this entire wiki]], which was created using a lot of information provided by Chris himself. Back in the day, Chris viewed himself as an extremely popular internet celebrity with a [[Trolls|'true and loyal fanbase']], and, as such, would divulge a lot of information about himself so people would know him better (inclusive of [[Dox|personal information]] that nobody in their right mind would give away). However, there are times when he would do the opposite and surrender [[Honest Content|information that would make him look horrendously bad]], sometimes without even provocation. [[DIRTY_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|The ongoing Soiled Underpants Saga]] is the shining example of this.<br />
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While this practice has diminished in recent times with Chris making himself scarce out of fear that trolls would have more [[Tomgirl Pictures|ammo]] to use against him, his habit of needlessly surrendering information still manages to surface. For example, when he claimed to lose his virginity, he couldn't help but announce it on his [[Facebook]] page, all the while swearing up and down that he would never divulge any details about it to the trolls. Mere weeks later, more details emerged on Facebook, leading to speculation that he actually bought a hooker (since we all know the [[Megan|inevitable]] [[Kacey|end]] [[Jackie|result]] of his [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]]), which he ended up confirming on 1 May, (along with attending a 'Mythbusters' tour, something which wasn't even brought up but still revealed anyway,) all the while claiming to remain button-lipped on the matter. Only time would tell if and when Chris finally reveals everything to silence his nay-sayers. After all, it wouldn't be the [[The Wallflower| first time]] it's happened.<br />
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In 2013, Chris's habit of needlessly surrendering information returned with a vengeance. Chris threw a temper tantrum on [[Facebook]], and many would have assumed that it was [[Chris and Anger|business as usual]], ''until'' Chris made the fatal mistake of revealing the reason why he went on the warpath- somebody had uploaded his status updates (complete with the ones that were hidden) onto [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ an Imgur account.] Aside from the usual whining about how lonely he was, these screencaps not only revealed what he was up to in the silence between 2011 and 2013, but also uncovered a very ugly side of Chris as well. One post in particular revealed that he was angry at the fact that [[Mimms]] had a girlfriend, and demanded that somebody should ''kill her'', simply for the reason of Mimms being a "[[JERK]]." The fact remains that the one who revealed all of this unsavory information was not the trolls as Chris would try to have you believe, but ''himself.''<br />
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===Fishing For Sympathy===<br />
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In many conversations with Chris, there have been quite a few instances where he would outright fish for sympathy, in the hopes that people would take pity on him and, in so doing, make him feel better about himself. One such example is [[Father Call]], where Chris constantly talks about the "trials and tribulations" in his life to an unimpressed [[Matthew Devoria]], from whom he was trying to seek approval to date his daughter ''(note that said "trials and tribulations" amounted to housework and being teased on the internet.)'' In his [[Jackie_E-mails_23|later E-mail exchanges]] with [[Jackie]], Chris is quick to paint himself as a misunderstood victim whenever Jackie rips him a new one over issues such as his habit of [[Lie|lying]], [[Chris and Hypocrisy|being a hypocrite]] and even being [[Women%27s_rights|inconsiderate towards her]]. Even in recent times, he has not cut out this habit, his [[Facebook]] entries blame his trolls for making his life a living hell, one in particular lamenting that nobody cares about him except for his own mother.<br />
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The attention he gets from his mother, [[Barbara Chandler]], and his friend, [[Anna McLerran]] is textbook mollycoddling at best. Chris has spent his entire life being catered to by his parents ''(notably well past the point of social acceptance)'', to the point where he depends on them to bail him out of the [[Money#Credit_cards|numerous]] [[The_Game_Place|messes]] he gets himself into. It comes as no surprise, then, that this, combined with his being [[Autism|autistic]], has poisoned Chris' mind into thinking that this is how everybody should treat him, by default. And if people don't see things his way, he'll be more than happy to point out the [[Kick the Autistic|heavy burdens he faces daily]], almost as if he expects them to instantly take back their mean, mean words and feel sorry for him.<br />
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==War against the ego==<br />
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One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the [[white knight]]s. These [[slow-in-the-minds|misguided souls]] have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]], and could do no wrong. One of the more popular white knights, [[Vivian Gee]], became a troll when she couldn't get through to Chris.<br />
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When asked to get [[Chris and psychology|real, psychiatric help]], Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word "counselor," she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious monthly tugboat on something useful when there are [[video games]] to buy).<br />
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There were even some instances where it seemed that the trolls had made a breakthrough by [[Heart level|breaking Chris]], only for him to get right back up again and continue with his antics. An example of this would be [[Kacey]], who led Chris on for a while until she dropped the bombshell that she was going to marry [[Liquid Chris]], but not before having her father point out [[Father Call|every single thing that is wrong with Chris.]] A normal person would have been utterly devastated by this turn of events, and some would even use the experience to better themselves. Chris, on the other hand, perked right up when he [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|obtained a letter 'validating' Sonichu]], forgetting about Kacey in mere days, just like she had predicted.<br />
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==Examples of Chris's ego in the real world and in the comic==<br />
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==References==<br />
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{{Chris and}}</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_reality&diff=168797Chris and reality2014-01-01T23:02:27Z<p>Lorrihed: /* Fantasy and fiction */</p>
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<div>[[File:Hi5.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]<br />
[[Image:Toontown.jpg|thumb|right|And this.]]<br />
{{quote|I don't have to Justify Sonichu and Rosechu; they can take of that themselves.|Chris, being completely delusional in [[IRC (20 January 2009)]]}}<br />
{{quote|WHAT THEY AREN'T REAL<br>WHAT ARE YOU DELUSIONAL|[[Clyde Cash]]'s understandable response to the above}}<br />
'''Reality''' is the universe from which [[Chris]] is quite detached. More than likely because he barely leaves his room. Quite a bit of his sketchy world-view can be attributed to his [[autism]], as people with autism generally have troubles with distinguishing reality and fantasy, and therefore have a harder time with being critical towards and distancing themselves from events and ideas depicted in any fictional media, be it books, films, cartoons or video games. Because of these difficulties, autistics are also easier to manipulate and deceive, especially by sources they trust, like [[Bob|their]] [[Barb|parents]] and the [[TV]], and are as a result very impressionable when it comes to commercials and [[100 2178|conspiracy theories]].<br />
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Chris often denies facts and will quickly retreat into his realm of fantasy, often to avoid [[stress]] when faced with the realization that he has been defeated, cheated or outwitted, as these instances are usually a result of his own stupidity or stubbornness, flaws which Chris will never [[Chris and his Ego|ever]] admit to possessing.<br />
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==Fantasy and fiction==<br />
{{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris}}<br />
{{quote|NO!|[[Alec Benson Leary]]}}<br />
{{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref>}}<br />
[[CWCville]] is the name of the idyllic fantasy world of Chris's imagination. It is his preferred means of escape from a world that does not give Chris what he feels reasonably entitled to. Above all else, CWCville is built around Chris's comfort and convenience. As its Mayor, Chris enjoys as much power and as little responsibility as he wants. <br />
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Chris believes that CWCville, as all other products of his imagination, actually exist in a parallel universe he calls a "Toon World," where they are free to mingle with all other fictional cartoon characters, citing the film [[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|''Who Framed Roger Rabbit'']] as a model. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this thinking is "[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]."<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref> He even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE."<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> Chris admits that CWCville is not real only to pacify others too [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow in the mind]] to comprehend this idea. Most likely, he defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he therefore likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something, if only on a metaphysical level. It may also be noted that Toon World is the name of a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card, proving even further that Chris has no originality whatsoever.<br />
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All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as "father," in much the same way a Christian might consider God to be his or her father. Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events (both major and minor) such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|their children]],<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia</ref> [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Naitsirhc]],<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc</ref> and even [[Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]</ref> are said to actually happen "off-screen", instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment introduction of a throwaway plot element]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris makes a "spoiler" in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that in Chris's head that this already "happened".<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37</ref> It is [[Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]</ref> Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.<ref>[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]</ref><br />
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Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canon, and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]] as Mayor). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite being protective of his own work, he [[Chris and hypocrisy|forces others]] to accept the "corrections" he has made to their work.<br />
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==Real Life==<br />
{{Quote|A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris <sub>pro tip: most cars weigh two or three tons</sub><ref>[[Mailbag 9]]</ref>}}<br />
Chris has a tendency to [[Father Call|exaggerate]] estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight emails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] toward his favor, such his exaggeration of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade for 50 lbs]]. These are symptoms of [[Wikipedia:Dyscalculia|dyscalculia]], which is common with [[autism]], where the sufferer has no comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. But this tendency seems to suggest not mere ignorance, but Chris's perception that the limits of his physical potential are inherently impressive to others. <br />
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Where objective reality conflicts with them, Chris expects his self-favoring opinions to be accepted by others as the truth. <br />
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When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and thus effectively had.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]</ref> Chris "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]" Simonla's [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]" denying Simonla was ever inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this new version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties. <br />
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Chris considers people with [[Asperger syndrome]] "fakers" who are taking "the Shine and Limelight" away from genuine Autistic people such as himself.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> Although Chris has admitted that this "Fact" is only his "own idea," he still thinks that to believe otherwise is to "conform to blasphem[y]."<ref>[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]</ref><br />
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Chris also seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he talks about his status as the Cwcville [[Pokémon]] gym leader, then goes on to suggest that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the Gamecube memory card. He expects this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and be used to challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'').<br />
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During a 2004 confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Chris began to converse with thin air, pretending that Sonichu was in the office with him.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref><ref name="Jackie e 16">[[Jackie_E-mails_16]]</ref> At one point, Chris began to pretend that he ''was'' Sonichu and started giving a speech that he said that "Sonichu" wanted to give to Mary, which explains why Mary ordered him to see a psychiatrist. Chris also, usually before crashing into slumber, pretends to converse with Sonichu and Rosechu, at one point claiming that the pair offered him relationship advice.<ref name="Jackie e 16" /> He has also been known to converse with [[Megagi La Skunk]].<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born]]</ref><br />
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Chris is also prone to interpreting various forms of media in his own autistic way. During his attempt to put up his own ads on the CWCipedia, he claimed that the award-winning film ''[[Wikipedia:Avatar (film)|Avatar]]'' was meant to promote the eradication of homosexuality rather than the tolerance of other cultures.<ref>When Chris edited [[Mailbag 23]], he [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_23&oldid=5987 inserted into the article an ad for ''Avatar''] and wrote a caption under it saying the movie promotes heterosexuality. This ad was later on removed by the sysop.</ref> Where he got this idea is a mystery, as homosexuality is not once mentioned in the film. His fear of homosexuals destroying the future, incidentally, emerged from an episode of ''[[South Park]]'' called "[[Wikipedia:Goobacks|Goobacks]]", which was a satire on the controversy of illegal immigration. In the episode, a group of rednecks who had lost their jobs to the illegal immigrants from the future decided that the best way to get their jobs back was to destroy the future by making everyone gay so there wouldn't be anybody in the future. Chris, however, took everything at face value and interpreted the episode as a scare film on par with ''[[Wikipedia:Red Dawn|Red Dawn]]''. And of course, Chris is convinced that ''[[Family Guy]]'' is made by the staunchest, most religious Republican in the world, when in reality it's made by a pro-gay rights, liberal atheist.<br />
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Chris rarely understands any moral dispensed by television. When he does take one, it's because he's decided that it can be used to justify whatever tomfoolery he's been up to. Unsurprisingly, Chris often misses the original point completely. For example, while attempting to justify his attempt to pretend to be [[Liquid Chris]] in an attempt to steal his girlfriend, he claimed that he was "Wrong, but for the right reasons."<ref>[[I Love You Kacey]]</ref> This comes from another episode of ''South Park'' called "[[Wikipedia:Best Friends Forever|Best Friends Forever]]", where, after a satire of the [[Wikipedia:Terri Schiavo|Terri Schiavo]] controversy, it is stated that Cartman was "Right, but for the wrong reasons". In context, it meant that his goal of shutting down the vegetative Kenny's life support was the right thing to do (for reasons involving the fate of the universe that are too complex to explain here), but his motivation was completely off mark: he only did it because he knew that Kenny's death would cause him to inherit his [[PSP]]. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle were "Wrong, but for the right reasons", as they wanted to keep Kenny alive in a perpetual vegetative state even though they should just let him die, but they were doing so because they actually cared about Kenny, rather than exploiting the situation for their own benefit like Cartman was. Chris seems to have interpreted this as "If you do a bunch of bad things, like pretending to be someone else in order to steal their girlfriend, you are completely justified in doing so if your dishonest actions lead to a positive outcome, like proving that you are the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and getting laid".<br />
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Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as pretty delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. On the 28th April, 2012, for example, he made an empty threat to the CWCki forum about hunting down each of its members, claiming to know where each of them lives. He did this in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one was to gloss over the fact that he couldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, if not the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing harm to them. All things considered, Chris ends up making himself even more of a laughing stock in the process.<br />
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==Chris and magic==<br />
{{See also|Chris and religion#Chris the Shaman|l1=Chris the Shaman}}<br />
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[[Image:ChrisFacebookCommentOnPsychicPowers.png|thumb|right|Chris believes he has psychic powers that can inflict harm on his enemies.]]<br />
Through Chris's perception of [[God]] as an implement of his will comes the delusion that he has magical powers that will permit him to eventually succeed over the enemies that he is unable to dispatch by any more conventional means. <br />
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The most notorious example is the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], a power that supposedly bestows terrible fortune on the recipient. Chris has performed this curse on innumerable occasions, both over the internet and in public. He has even retracted the curse [[Chris and remorse|albeit reluctantly]] on at least three occasions <ref>[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]]</ref><ref>[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]</ref><ref>[[I am Alive]]</ref> with a "Forgiveness Blessing'" which further cements Chris's belief in its efficacy. He also believes that he has the power to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwash people into following his commands]] and to sic the spirit of [[Patti Chandler|his dead dog]] to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|attack people in their sleep]]. Chris believes that he may have other latent powers that he may discover when the opportunity presents itself.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris still thinks he can actually curse people]]</ref> All of this magic is supposedly powered by his preferred personal relic of the day — either the [[Medallion of Fail]] or [[Amnyfest Ring]].<br />
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Chris also appears to believe that he can [[Sarah May Skype Logs|talk to dead people]], to an extent. He told [[Sarah May]] that when he touched his dead [[Aunt Corrina]]'s hand, he could hear her spirit, along with the spirits of his grandparents and great-grandparents. He also claimed that [[Godjesus|God and Jesus]] also told him to "make the trip and go to Julie." It's unclear at this point whether these visions are the result of his mental problems, or just an excuse for him to do what he wants to do by justifying his actions as the result of supernatural phenomenon.<br />
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When asked by a fan how he came to learn of his powers, Chris replied:<br />
{{quote|I have learned about the Curses actually working firstly when I cursed the real-life Mary Lee Walsh; then I later heard that her reputation at [[PVCC]] went DOWN ([[Chris and his Ego|yes, mostly due to my references in the pages]]), but then things got worse for her, and even though I forgave her for her misdeed on interrupting my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]], I feel she definitely got what she deserved for her misdeed. Later, I cursed one specific Troll (I forget who); shortly later, I learn that troll came down with a [[Wikipedia:Common Cold|life-threatening ailment.]]|Chris, [[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|Mailbag 18]]}}<br />
This is textbook [[Wikipedia:Magical thinking|magical thinking]]. This gives Chris a belief of some degree of power over his own life, no matter how illusory. This use of [[Wikipedia:Fantasy (psychology)|fantasy]] is considered by the psychological community to be an immature defense mechanism.<br />
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==Conspiracy theories==<br />
Chris views the fact of his own life through the lens of his ego. Chris believes that anyone who prevents him from getting what he wants is only interested in being mean to him for its own sake. <br />
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Chris believes that he was intentionally infected with autism by his doctor.<ref>[[Mailbag 12#Where autism comes from]]</ref> Anyone who hinders Chris's [[Love Quest]] is part of an effort to "[[Virginia is for Virgins|make true love illegal]]," either in Virginia or nationwide.<ref>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Blog#10 March 2010]]</ref> This choice of words suggests that Chris believes that he [[Chris and his Ego|is entitled to a girlfriend]], and that people are attempting to take legal action to deprive him of this alleged right. <br />
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When no culprit responsible for his unhappiness is visible, Chris prefers to accuse unseen hands of plotting against him. Chris blamed his inability to find guests to a sporting event on efforts by the Greene County school board to deprive him of friends; including conspiracy with realtors to keep him in Ruckersville and with [[Michael Snyder]] to keep him out of his favorite hangout.<ref>[[100 2178]]</ref><br />
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Chris's tendencies towards these sorts of thoughts may spiral back to two people: [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]. A phone call between his parents and [[Matthew Noble call|a GAMe PLACe employee]] revealed a number of things, most importantly that they believe Chris's entire trolling began as a conspiracy between [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]] and a number of potential homosexuals to "terrorize", "torment", and "persecute" Chris for being autistic, going so far as to believe they broke into Chris's credit card account and tried to [[Chris and money|ruin his credit]].<br />
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When Chris was active on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, Chris revealed that he shares his parent's ridiculous beliefs about the GAMe PLACe's position in troll hierarchy. Most notably, he claimed that Michael Snyder was hiding a criminal scandal because the owner of the Place (as well as three other associated hobby stores) is a convicted sex offender. He also tried to argue that the store itself is in violation of the law, simply because it is close to a public school and owned by a sex offender who is never actually there. Ironically enough, acting like a sex offender is one of the many things that got Chris banned from the store in the first place.<br />
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Chris would eventually accuse Michael Snyder himself of being a child molester, going so far as to accuse him of molesting his own daughter. In case you've forgotten, Snyder once chased Chris down after he (unintentionally) took candid photographs of the same daughter Chris accused him of molesting.<br />
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The most telling of Chris' belief that anyone who doesn't agree with him is a 'damn dirty troll' is the case of his [[White knight|White Knights]]. Despite several of them trying to do things like offer constructive critique on his [[Chris and art|art]], warn Chris of [[Julie|potential trolling attempts]] and even plead with him to seek help, they have all fallen on deaf ears. There have even been cases where [[Clyde Cash|trolls]] [[Father Call|themselves]] [[Alec Benson Leary|would]] point out what Chris is doing wrong in life. As far as Chris himself is concerned, this is a case of people telling him what he doesn't want to hear, and so must be disregarded since they're obviously trolls who are getting in the way of what he wants.<br />
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==Descent into Madness==<br />
As time has gone on, it's become evident from his Facebook posting habits that Chris' already-tenuous grasp of reality has continued to loosen further and further- getting to the point where it has alienated [[White knight|many of his closest supporters]], including [[Anna McLerran]] and [[William Elliott Waterman]]. <br />
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A particularly troubling example of this are his [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|October 2013 rants]] on [[Facebook]], about how [[Megan Schroeder|Megan's]] fictitious character [[Megagi La Skunk]] has talked to him and told him that she should never have been born. Chris claims she's at the core of a massive conspiracy with [[The GAMe PLACe]] to ruin his life, and has [[Curse ye ha me ha|cursed]] her and [[Women's rights|stripped her]] of her [[Sailor Megtune]] powers. He demands that she apologize to him and effectively fix his entire life if she wishes to be [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|uncursed]], closing by stating that he and [[Bob Chandler|his father]] will get revenge if she does not. <br />
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What is truly horrifying about this is that Chris did it with literally no impetus whatsoever from any of the [[trolls]]. This unbelievable tirade is entirely of Chris' own making- in what can only be described as pure, unbridled insanity.<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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<div>NOTICE: This account is (potentially) used by multiple members of the CWCki forums.</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Maggie_Thomas_call&diff=166391Maggie Thomas call2013-07-10T02:05:53Z<p>Lorrihed: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>The '''Maggie Thomas call''' was made in [[September 2009]], and this led to the [[10 September 2009]] video. The audio was leaked in 14 [[May 2013]] by whispsonichu on the [[CWCki Forums]]. Unfortunately, the audio quality on the Chandler end was poorly recorded.<br />
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==Highlights==<br />
* Chris's favorite characters who aren't [[Sonichu]] are [[Wild]] or [[Bubbles]].<br />
* He seems mad that Archie Comics doesn't take submissions over the transom. Maggie suggests [[Wikipedia:Jhonen Vasquez|Jhonen Vasquez]]'s company.<br />
* He likes platform games and Tetris.<br />
* His favorite console is the Sega Dreamcast (a tactless admission to a reporter who's said the article is about the PS3, but that's Chris for you).<br />
* His friends and family are supportive of Sonichu.<br />
* His favorite person in the world, his biggest inspiration, is [[Britney Spears]].<br />
* Unsurprisingly, he does a lot of ranting about [[ED]] and trolls. Maggie promises not to read the ED page.<br />
* His message to the creative youth who want to be comic artists or game designers: "[[Stress|Take your time]]."<br />
* He asks if "maggiethomas25" in her email address refers to her age.<br />
* Maggie is from Northern England. Chris mentions a place in [[Richmond]] called "Matt's British Pub." This is where Bob gets on and starts talking about "[[Wikipedia:Knees Up Mother Brown|Knees Up Mother Brown]]."<br />
* Chris asks for a photo of Maggie. He wants to know if Maggie personally knows [[Wikipedia:Veronica Belmont|Veronica Belmont]].<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|I only ever confessed to this once on /cwc/ in a thread about missed moments of Christory and I've been hanging onto the file ever since and I thought I'd finally get around to sharing it. Don't get too excited though, it's not brilliant.<br />
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Some backstory, back in 2009 Chris posted this video: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/10_September_2009 - which was basically my fault. I'd called Chris posing as a freelance journalist writing an article about internet celebrities for a European gaming magazine, because I can't do accents at all and I doubt I'd even be able to fool Chris with my terrible impersonation of an American accent. <br />
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I'd left a voice message on his answer phone saying I'd call back at a certain time because they hadn't picked up the phone, I called back at that time, but again they hadn't answered and the video was posted the next day. <br />
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When I finally managed to get hold of Chris, we spoke over the phone once and exchanged a few emails. I didn't have a big trolling plan or anything, I just wanted to maybe get a shout out in a video or even better, in the comics, but Chris being Chris, he stopped replying, this may have been because at the time he was still answering [[mailbag]] questions and getting a lot of emails and I wasn't aware of this at the time, as none of us knew until the audio files were released well after the event, but Chris was still talking to [[Kacey]] at the time too, so he was preoccupied with that. <br />
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The gist of it is, I spoke to Chris, asked him a few basic questions, was fairly sympathetic and offered condolences about cyber bullies just being jealous of him and the like, he put Bob on the phone and [[Bob]] asked me questions about England and if I knew the song [[Wikipedia:Knees Up Mother Brown|Knees up mother brown]]. Chris was actually quite funny and charming, for Chris, I think it was because he was on his best behaviour. There was a funny exchange between Bob and Chris where Bob said something like "Can you do that, Christian?" and Chris said, "Yes I can, Robert" and it tickled me. <br />
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Chris asked me to send a picture of myself so I sent him a picture of a friend of mine who had no internet presence at all, but I had a bunch of pictures of, he said "I" was pretty, I also sent an mp3 of 'Knees up mother brown' for Bob, which he thanked me for.<br />
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So this is the audio file of that conversation, however it's pretty messed up. At the time I thought I had a really bad bout of flu, but I actually had swine flu. Bob asked me about it as I'd explained I had the flu, it wasn't until a day or two after this I found out I had full blown swine flu and it was pretty bad. Because my head was swimming with flu, I hadn't set the recording settings properly and you can barely hear Bob and Chris, you would probably be best putting on headphones and turning the volume right up. <br />
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I have no idea how to edit audio files, but someone a bit more tech savvy might be able to boost the volume on those parts, but you can kinda hear Chris and Bob a little bit, but mostly it's me being very wheezy and sniffly and breathing heavily. <br />
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It's only about 20 minutes long, because of the time difference I'd had to call Chris at like 3am my time and I was incredibly tired and ill. I had tried to arrange a second call, as I'd told him in an email that I had messed up the audio due to being ill, but I never managed to do so due to the lack of replies from Chris. <br />
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You can download the audio file here: http://www.mediafire.com/?5vmporbjya6qmyq I've relistened to it a couple of times, it is hard to make out Chris and Bob, but you can hear some stuff, Bob told me about how and where he met Barb, during the call too.}}<br />
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==Audio==<br />
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| name = Maggie Thomas call<br />
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| Stardate = September 2009<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Bob]]; Maggie Thomas<br />
| Saga = [[PS3]]<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''heavy breathing, dialling tone'']<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello, is this Mr. Chandler?<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Yes... (Now who is calling?) [inaudible] Christian's father.<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, hello, um, I was wanting to speak t- to Christian about doing an interview, possibly, for PlayMag, which is t- the UK PlayStation magazine.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Then you'll have to get him on the line. [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> OK, thank you very much.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Have you talked to him before? [inaudible] talk<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I have. I did send him an e-mail from my e-mail account, um, I'm not sure if he got it so I- I, uh, thought about leaving my e-mail address. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, it’s uh, Maggie Thomas. Have you got a pen? Sorry.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, it’s Maggie Thomas.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> M-a-g-g-i-e? [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yep, uh, Yep and its t-h-o-m-a-s.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Twenty-Five. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> at (@) aol.co.uk . <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah you have to put t- the, uh, .co.uk . <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Briefly laughs]<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...Is that a back slash or a front slash? [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I don’t think that there’s any slashes just the, you know, like the at (@) symbol .co.uk <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Now that's at aol?[inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yep, at(@) aol.com.uk <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> yeah, s- sorry I’m really scratchy I got the flu at the moment. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> You got the H1N1... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] No, I just think it’s like the regular flu. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...The regular ole' flu... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] Yeah <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...you don't get time off, do ya?... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> No, I actually told them that I'd... [inaudible] ...with the swine flu they might have given me some time off. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Alrighty <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh... <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh that’s terrible! Um, I mean t- the office that I work for, they don’t give me international calls so I have t- to buy skype credit to call internationally to do interviews and things so I couldn't really leave a number. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, hello. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello Christian, it- this is Maggie.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello.<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello. Y- Are you available right now to do a- an interview? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, that’s brilliant! Um, It’s okay if I, uh, If I type while we talk, isn't it? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> It’s Maggie. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I just I’d just tell you a little a bit about the article first, and basically, it’s about like into the artists ,like yourself, who've become sort-of quite popular; although they're often common at the minute. And basically it’s gonna be about maybe ten or twelve different people an- and of what they do and what they do to do with like, video games and things.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> And that sounds alright? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> And as long as you're comfortable with everything I can, like, go ahead and – What I'll do is when I’ve, like, written my markup I'll send you like an e-mail copy of that just for you, too and just to say like I’m happy with everything I’ve put. Yeah, and then like, um, Because this is like writing off what to expect so it will be, it won't be like next month’s issue it will probably be more like November- December. B- Because we tend to write them, like, a couple of months beforehand to make sure that, like, if there’s any changes that need t- to happen they can- there’s plenty of time. And then when that gets published what I'll do is I'll send you l- like a hard copy of it <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...through the snail mail, right?... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. I do have a copy- <br><br />
[Chris interrupts Maggie mid-sentence]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I do, yes somebody, um, from the forums, like, uh, forwarded me your, uh, your l- like email and your website address and they had like your home address on that as well. <br><br />
[Chris interrupts]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Cons- basically I sort asked people on the forum whose popular at the moment because I- I knew there of a few but I thought, like, maybe there was a few up-and-coming and your name came up ,like, quite a few times so I thought right out I’ll contact this guy and ask him about him about his- Now I've read some of your comics and how I’m really enjoying them I’m not done reading them, yet because there’s- there’s quite a few and I'm enjoying reading them so far. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [laughs] You're welcome. Um, so the first thing I wanted to ask was, uh, how did sonichu get started? I did say that right, didn't I? Sonichu.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...Ah, yes... [inaudible]<br><br />
[Maggie occasionally says "Mhm" and "Yeah" while Chris speaks] <br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Wha- Tha- I mean, like, it's been- so in 2000 it started and that's nearly ten years now. <br><br />
[Chris speaking over Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> What keeps you drawing , like, what keeps you sort of going with the- with the comics now after, like, nearly ten years?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...like a hobby. [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, yeah. Um, okay that sounds great. Um, the next thing I wanted to ask you was, like, my favorite character that, like, so far is actually black sonichu. I really like him, Um, and I wanted to know, like, who is your favorite character who wasn't your main character like sonichu. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I really like- I really like Sonichu... [inaudible] ...I would have to say, uh, Wild or Bubbles. <br><br />
[Maggie occasionally responds with "Yeah" while Chris speaks]<br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Wild or Bubbles. That's the, uh, like the blue one and the green one, yeah? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I- I'm still trying to ,like, learn all the names cause there- there's so much material to kinda go through I'm j- just enjoying reading them. [Briefly laughs] Um... so you've been going nearly ten years and what's the fan response so far, has it been largely positive I know there's been a couple of problems from, like, bad people and your father was saying just a little earlier but has it been mostly positive om- <br><br />
[Chris trying to speak over Maggie can be heard in the background]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I hate sites like that just- <br><br />
[Chris continually interrupts Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, I don't like people who say nasty things about other people just for the sake of causing people upset, it's not a very nice thing to do... I don't think.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um... if you were approached by uh, like a, uh leading comic book company who would, uh, be your ideal person to sort of approach you about it?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Ok- sorry, [inaudible] um let me restate that. I tend to mumble a little. Um, so like if Marvel or DC or, like, Dark Horse comics said "we want t- to publish your comics" wh- who would be your favorite person t- to, uh, come and publish them? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yes, sorry. [Briefly laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. That sounds like a good list.<br><br />
[Chris continues talking over Maggie.]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, yeah. T- they don't take unsolicited stuff.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh well that's not very good. Um, you should maybe think about, um, s- some of the smaller companies , like, the , uh, one that Jhonen Vasquez , the guy who writes Invader Zim and he- his, like, company is like a small amid to a lot of people who sort of started on the internet and moved over. You might want to look into them.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I- yeah I can, um, okay, so, to video games, which, is that sort of going to be the self punch of the piece? Do you, um, you based all of the characters on video game characters , um, what do you think you would do if someone said, like, w- were gonna want to make a video game of your characters now.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Like, um, have you s- I don- have seen the new one that's just been announced. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Tha- That's it's gonna be- there gonna go back to 2D sonic games apparently. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I, uh, saw an article on it, uh, someone forwarded it to me this morning. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] (something about the CWCkipedia) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um... I- I found the CWCkipedia, yeah, uh someone gave me the- the link for that. So, I will- <br><br />
[Chris interrupts]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. I- I'll send you th- the link to it, it was quite a good article and they had a little preview video on it as well. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, so what's your favorite type of video game? Is it, like, sonic the adventure games? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh yes! Tetris, I like Tetris. Um, so, what would your advice be to someone who said, like, I have a- I'd like to start an online comic. What would be the best advice you could give that person? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Okay. That's no problem. Um, do you have a favorite, uh, like video game console? <br><br />
[Chris talking over Maggie a bit]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. Mhm. The Sega Dreamcast. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> That's good and, uh, how far up would Playstation come up on your list? That's what we'd like to hear! [Laughs] Sorry, um. [Coughs] <br><br />
[Chris responds to Maggie's questions while Maggie coughs]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, um. <br><br />
[Chris continues talking]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Uh. Soni- is it just Sonichu?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. Well, that's a lot! <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Okay, um. So how'd y- So how'd you, um, when you sort of started doing this, um, what sort of pushed you to say because y- you said you started, um, by with your CADD project, um, what pushed you to say, like "I'm gonna move this onto the internet now" ?<br><br />
[Computer noises]<br />
[Phone rings in background]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yes. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Okay, um, are your friends and family , like, really supportive of Sonichu? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> They are. Oh! That's good. Um, okay so uh probably what I got- probably what I've got room for- for a couple of little questions I could probably squeeze in the end, uh, and these are the kind of questions I'll ask everyone , um, if you, uh, had to choose only one video game for the rest of your life, what would it be? If you could only play one.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Excellent choices! Um, who is your absolute favorite in the world, like, it could be, like, you know your mother or an actor or a particular person. Who's your favorite person, like, your biggest inspiration?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I would say Britney Spears. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Britney Spears. I- I like Britney, I think she get's too much, uh, bad attention in the press.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] (something more about Britney Spears) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] I won't look up that website, I don't think I'll need to [inaudible] you know, silly people who are probably just jealous caus-<br><br />
[Chris cuts Maggie off]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Mhm.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...It seems like practically five, ten minutes of self loathing! <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Ugh. It's just people who- who are jealous in- in seeing how successful you've become on the internet cause a lot of people talk about you so they just sort of said "well we wanna annoy that guy!" [Chris possibly interrupting] I'd ignore them if I were you.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Mhm. Huh... well that's not very nice!<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, well I probably won't even bother to read it, like, internet bullies are terrible people. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> F- for one final thing, what would your, sort of, message t- to the future be, the sort of future comic book artists and video game developers and, like, th- the users of tomorrow. What would your future message be?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I would say... take your time! <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Take your time.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] (Something more about taking your time) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>That- That's a lovely message. Well, thank you- <br><br />
[Chris cuts off Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well sometimes y'know, well sometimes y'know... [inaudible] (Something about acting out a pose)<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Yeah<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>A lot of people say that wh- who are artists, they say that they've got to act out what they're doing to, uh, to get the feel of it. Well thank you very much for your time, Chris, I really really appreciate it. Um, I'm gonna- I'm gonna do the write up and I will e-mail you that and I'll e-mail you the link to , um, to the preview video I saw. [Chris possibly interrupting] I'll e-mail you that link f- for the new sonic game and the, um, comic book people I'll- I'll e-mail you that as well sorry I like scribbled that down on a little post-it! Um, so you'll probably hear from in the next sort of day or so via e-mail and you have my e-mail address!<br><br />
[Chris interrupts Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>I- I did, uh, tell your father. I did send you an e-mail as well. I'm not sure if you got it. If you're getting a lot of... a large volume of messages you might've sort of missed it. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>It's Maggiethomas25@aol.co.uk. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...You're Twenty-five?<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>I am, yeah. [Laughs] Although I wasn't when I, um, made that e-mail address. [Laughs] Oh, I think I was about eighteen so I picked Twenty-Five cause there was a few other "Maggie Thomases". <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Probably. Not now, I feel a bit old! [Laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah, don't worry. I'm two years older than you! <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Oh, well I don't feel so old now! [Laughs] [Chris can be heard trying to interrupt in the background] I apologize , by the way, for my throaty voice, I'm full of flu at the moment!<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
[Bob starts talking to Maggie]<br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Okay! What town? <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...do you live in London or where? <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>No, uh, I live in the north of England. I live in a town called Vallington (possibly Wallington) <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Darlington. Really?<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] (possibly rambling about having been over in that area in the past) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Oh!<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Oh! Oh that's lovely! What was the name of the pub? Just out of curiosity.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Matt's british pub. Th- <br><br />
[Bob briefly interrupts]<br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>[Laughs] Oh, that's lovely! <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I know that one, m- my Nana sings me that song, yeah.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Mhm. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
[Bob trying to talkover Maggie]<br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>[Laughs] Oh, that's lovely! Well, yeah I- I don't live in London, I live in the north. Yeah, it's about six hours. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Um, yeah I can do that! I could do that for you. I could probably get- <br><br />
[Bob still trying to talk over Maggie]<br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>[Laughs] Knees up mother brown! That- that's great! I could probably get you an MP3 of it, actually I- I'll write out the lyrics but I can probably get an MP3. [Bob says something inaudible] Uh, e-mail it to Christian.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>[Laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Y- Yeah I'll get that done for you.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Well, it was absolutely lovely talking to you. Uh, I'm gonna get writing my article<br><br />
[Chris comes back to the call]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...Okay, well uh, I'd like a uh- a uh photograph of your face.... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>A photograph? Oh. [Laughs] I'll- <br><br />
[Chris interrupts Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...considerably in a JPEG format.... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>JPEG. Right. [Laughs] I'll- I'll find something that's not hideously embarrassing. [Laughs] I've got a couple of photos on my computer but they're very embarrassing ones. Like me in, uh, school and things.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] Right! O- Okay I'll get you a picture as well. Okay I've got a lot written down here on my little post-it [Laughs]to send you <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh I better go because I better get writing my article before- before my editor informs me in the morning and says, like, "have you done any work yet?" <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, by the way, do you know Veronica Belmont? <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I don't. No... no. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I know who she is! But I don't actually, like, know her. She- like- like I know her work. She does do a really great job, I- I wish I knew her! I do wish I knew her, but,I'm a bit lower down on the pipeline, I'm afraid. [Laughs] I just sort of write the articles. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Coughs] Excuse me! <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Thank you very much for your time, I really appreciate it. I hope to speak to you again. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...stay safe. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> You too! Have a good day. Bye!<br><br />
[Phone call ends, recording is still going]<br />
[Maggie sighs]<br />
[Sounds of Maggie moving around]<br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um. [Coughs] Ugh. <br><br />
[Recording ends]<br />
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[[Category:PS3 Saga]]</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Maggie_Thomas_call&diff=166369Maggie Thomas call2013-07-07T23:28:24Z<p>Lorrihed: Got in all of Maggie's parts! I need help with Chris and Bob parts. I have the whole call transcripted I just need some more pieces filled in so it's completely done.</p>
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<div>The '''Maggie Thomas call''' was made in [[September 2009]], and this led to the [[10 September 2009]] video. The audio was leaked in 14 [[May 2013]] by whispsonichu on the [[CWCki Forums]]. Unfortunately, the audio quality on the Chandler end was poorly recorded.<br />
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==Highlights==<br />
* Chris's favorite characters who aren't [[Sonichu]] are [[Wild]] or [[Bubbles]].<br />
* He seems mad that Archie Comics doesn't take submissions over the transom. Maggie suggests [[Wikipedia:Jhonen Vasquez|Jhonen Vasquez]]'s company.<br />
* He likes platform games and Tetris.<br />
* His favorite console is the Sega Dreamcast (a tactless admission to a reporter who's said the article is about the PS3, but that's Chris for you).<br />
* His friends and family are supportive of Sonichu.<br />
* His favorite person in the world, his biggest inspiration, is [[Britney Spears]].<br />
* Unsurprisingly, he does a lot of ranting about [[ED]] and trolls. Maggie promises not to read the ED page.<br />
* His message to the creative youth who want to be comic artists or game designers: "[[Stress|Take your time]]."<br />
* He asks if "maggiethomas25" in her email address refers to her age.<br />
* Maggie is from Northern England. Chris mentions a place in [[Richmond]] called "Matt's British Pub." This is where Bob gets on and starts talking about "[[Wikipedia:Knees Up Mother Brown|Knees Up Mother Brown]]."<br />
* Chris asks for a photo of Maggie. He wants to know if Maggie personally knows [[Wikipedia:Veronica Belmont|Veronica Belmont]].<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|I only ever confessed to this once on /cwc/ in a thread about missed moments of Christory and I've been hanging onto the file ever since and I thought I'd finally get around to sharing it. Don't get too excited though, it's not brilliant.<br />
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Some backstory, back in 2009 Chris posted this video: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/10_September_2009 - which was basically my fault. I'd called Chris posing as a freelance journalist writing an article about internet celebrities for a European gaming magazine, because I can't do accents at all and I doubt I'd even be able to fool Chris with my terrible impersonation of an American accent. <br />
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I'd left a voice message on his answer phone saying I'd call back at a certain time because they hadn't picked up the phone, I called back at that time, but again they hadn't answered and the video was posted the next day. <br />
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When I finally managed to get hold of Chris, we spoke over the phone once and exchanged a few emails. I didn't have a big trolling plan or anything, I just wanted to maybe get a shout out in a video or even better, in the comics, but Chris being Chris, he stopped replying, this may have been because at the time he was still answering [[mailbag]] questions and getting a lot of emails and I wasn't aware of this at the time, as none of us knew until the audio files were released well after the event, but Chris was still talking to [[Kacey]] at the time too, so he was preoccupied with that. <br />
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The gist of it is, I spoke to Chris, asked him a few basic questions, was fairly sympathetic and offered condolences about cyber bullies just being jealous of him and the like, he put Bob on the phone and [[Bob]] asked me questions about England and if I knew the song [[Wikipedia:Knees Up Mother Brown|Knees up mother brown]]. Chris was actually quite funny and charming, for Chris, I think it was because he was on his best behaviour. There was a funny exchange between Bob and Chris where Bob said something like "Can you do that, Christian?" and Chris said, "Yes I can, Robert" and it tickled me. <br />
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Chris asked me to send a picture of myself so I sent him a picture of a friend of mine who had no internet presence at all, but I had a bunch of pictures of, he said "I" was pretty, I also sent an mp3 of 'Knees up mother brown' for Bob, which he thanked me for.<br />
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So this is the audio file of that conversation, however it's pretty messed up. At the time I thought I had a really bad bout of flu, but I actually had swine flu. Bob asked me about it as I'd explained I had the flu, it wasn't until a day or two after this I found out I had full blown swine flu and it was pretty bad. Because my head was swimming with flu, I hadn't set the recording settings properly and you can barely hear Bob and Chris, you would probably be best putting on headphones and turning the volume right up. <br />
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I have no idea how to edit audio files, but someone a bit more tech savvy might be able to boost the volume on those parts, but you can kinda hear Chris and Bob a little bit, but mostly it's me being very wheezy and sniffly and breathing heavily. <br />
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It's only about 20 minutes long, because of the time difference I'd had to call Chris at like 3am my time and I was incredibly tired and ill. I had tried to arrange a second call, as I'd told him in an email that I had messed up the audio due to being ill, but I never managed to do so due to the lack of replies from Chris. <br />
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You can download the audio file here: http://www.mediafire.com/?5vmporbjya6qmyq I've relistened to it a couple of times, it is hard to make out Chris and Bob, but you can hear some stuff, Bob told me about how and where he met Barb, during the call too.}}<br />
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==Audio==<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''heavy breathing, dialling tone'']<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello, is this Mr. Chandler?<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Yes... [inaudible] Christian's father.<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, hello, um, I was wanting to speak t- to Christian about doing an interview, possibly, for PlayMag, which is t- the UK PlayStation magazine.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Then you'll have to get him on the line. [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> OK, thank you very much.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Have you talked to him before? [inaudible] talk<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I have. I did send him an e-mail from my e-mail account, um, I'm not sure if he got it so I- I, uh, thought about leaving my e-mail address. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, it’s uh, Maggie Thomas. Have you got a pen? Sorry. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, it’s Maggie Thomas. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> M-a-g-g-i-e? [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yep, uh, Yep and its t-h-o-m-a-s.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Twenty-Five. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> at (@) aol.co.uk . <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah you have to put t- the, uh, .co.uk . <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Briefly laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...Is that a back slash or a front slash? [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I don’t think that there’s any slashes just the, you know, like the at (@) symbol .co.uk <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Now that's at aol?[inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yep, at(@) aol.com.uk <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> yeah, s- sorry I’m really scratchy I got the flu at the moment. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> You got the H1N1... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] No, I just think it’s like the regular flu. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...The regular ole' flu... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] Yeah <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...you don't get time off, do ya?... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> No, I actually told them that I'd... [inaudible] ...with the swine flu they might have given me some time off. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Alrighty <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh... <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh that’s terrible! Um, I mean t- the office that I work for, they don’t give me international calls so I have t- to buy skype credit to call internationally to do interviews and things so I couldn't really leave a number. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, hello. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello Christian, it- this is Maggie. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello. Y- Are you available right now to do a- an interview? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, that’s brilliant! Um, It’s okay if I, uh, If I type while we talk, isn't it? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> It’s Maggie. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I just I’d just tell you a little a bit about the article first, and basically, it’s about like into the artists ,like yourself, who've become sort-of quite popular; although they're often common at the minute. And basically it’s gonna be about maybe ten or twelve different people an- and of what they do and what they do to do with like, video games and things. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> And that sounds alright? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> And as long as you're comfortable with everything I can, like, go ahead and – What I'll do is when I’ve, like, written my markup I'll send you like an e-mail copy of that just for you, too and just to say like I’m happy with everything I’ve put. Yeah, and then like ,um, Because this is like writing off what to expect so it will be, it won't be like next month’s issue it will probably be more like November- December. B- Because we tend to write them, like, a couple of months beforehand to make sure that ,like, if there’s any changes that need t- to happen they can- there’s plenty of time. And then when that gets published what I'll do is I'll send you l- like a hard copy of it <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...through the snail mail, right?... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. I do have a copy- <br><br />
[Chris interrupts Maggie mid-sentence]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I do, yes somebody, um, from the forums, like, uh, forwarded me your, uh, your l- like email and your website address and they had like your home address on that as well. <br><br />
[Chris interrupts]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Cons- basically I sort asked people on the forum whose popular at the moment because I- I knew there of a few but I thought, like, maybe there was a few up-and-coming and your name came up ,like, quite a few times so I thought right out I’ll contact this guy and ask him about him about his- Now I've read some of your comics and how I’m really enjoying them I’m not done reading them, yet because there’s- there’s quite a few and I'm enjoying reading them so far. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [laughs] You're welcome. Um, so the first thing I wanted to ask was, uh, how did sonichu get started? I did say that right, didn't I? Sonichu. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...Ah, yes... [inaudible] <br><br />
[Maggie occasionally says "Mhm" and "Yeah" while Chris speaks] <br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Wha- Tha- I mean, like, it's been- so in 2000 it started and that's nearly ten years now. <br><br />
[Chris speaking over Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> What keeps you drawing , like, what keeps you sort of going with the- with the comics now after, like, nearly ten years? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...like a hobby. [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, yeah. Um, okay that sounds great. Um, the next thing I wanted to ask you was, like, my favorite character that, like, so far is actually black sonichu. I really like him, Um, and I wanted to know, like, who is your favorite character who wasn't your main character like sonichu. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I really like- I really like Sonichu... [inaudible] ...I would have to say, uh, Wild or Bubbles. <br><br />
[Maddie occasionally responds with "Yeah" while Chris speaks]<br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Wild or Bubbles. That's the, uh, like the blue one and the green one, yeah? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I- I'm still trying to ,like, learn all the names cause there- there's so much material to kinda go through I'm j- just enjoying reading them. [Briefly laughs] Um... so you've been going nearly ten years and what's the fan response so far, has it been largely positive I know there's been a couple of problems from, like, bad people and your father was saying just a little earlier but has it been mostly positive om- <br><br />
[Chris trying to speak over Maggie can be heard in the background]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I hate sites like that just- <br><br />
[Chris continually interrupts Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, I don't like people who say nasty things about other people just for the sake of causing people upset, it's not a very nice thing to do... I don't think. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um... if you were approached by uh, like a, uh leading comic book company who would, uh, be your ideal person to sort of approach you about it? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Ok- sorry, [inaudible] um let me restate that. I tend to mumble a little. Um, so like if Marvel or DC or, like, Dark Horse comics said "we want t- to publish your comics" wh- who would be your favorite person t- to, uh, come and publish them? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yes, sorry. [Briefly laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. That sounds like a good list. <br><br />
[Chris continues talking over Maggie.]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, yeah. T- they don't take unsolicited stuff. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh well that's not very good. Um, you should maybe think about, um, s- some of the smaller companies , like, the , uh, one that Jhonen Vasquez , the guy who writes Invader Zim and he- his, like, company is like a small amid to a lot of people who sort of started on the internet and moved over. You might want to look into them. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I- yeah I can, um, okay, so, to video games, which, is that sort of going to be the self punch of the piece? Do you, um, you based all of the characters on video game characters , um, what do you think you would do if someone said, like, w- were gonna want to make a video game of your characters now. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Like, um, have you s- I don- have seen the new one that's just been announced. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Tha- That's it's gonna be- there gonna go back to 2D sonic games apparently. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I, uh, saw an article on it, uh, someone forwarded it to me this morning. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] (something about the CWCkipedia) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um... I- I found the CWCkipedia, yeah, uh someone gave me the- the link for that. So, I will- <br><br />
[Chris interrupts]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. I- I'll send you th- the link to it, it was quite a good article and they had a little preview video on it as well. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, so what's your favorite type of video game? Is it, like, sonic the adventure games? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh yes! Tetris, I like Tetris. Um, so, what would your advice be to someone who said, like, I have a- I'd like to start an online comic. What would be the best advice you could give that person? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Okay. That's no problem. Um, do you have a favorite , uh, like video game console? <br><br />
[Chris talking over Maggie a bit]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. Mhm. The Sega Dreamcast. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> That's good and , uh, how far up would Playstation come up on your list? That's what we'd like to hear! [Laughs] Sorry, um. [Coughs] <br><br />
[Chris responds to Maggie's questions while Maggie coughs]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, um. <br><br />
[Chris continues talking]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Uh. Soni- is it just Sonichu? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. Well, that's a lot! <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Okay, um. So how'd y- So how'd you, um, when you sort of started doing this, um, what sort of pushed you to say because y- you said you started , um, by with your CADD project , um, what pushed you to say, like "I'm gonna move this onto the internet now" ? <br><br />
[Computer noises]<br />
[Phone rings in background]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yes. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Okay, um, are your friends and family , like, really supportive of Sonichu? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> They are. Oh! That's good. Um, okay so uh probably what I got- probably what I've got room for- for a couple of little questions I could probably squeeze in the end, uh, and these are the kind of questions I'll ask everyone , um, if you, uh, had to choose only one video game for the rest of your life, what would it be? If you could only play one. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Excellent choices! Um, who is your absolute favorite in the world, like, it could be, like, you know your mother or an actor or a particular person. Who's your favorite person, like, your biggest inspiration? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I would say Britney Spears. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Britney Spears. I- I like Britney, I think she get's too much, uh, bad attention in the press. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] (something more about Britney Spears) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] I won't look up that website, I don't think I'll need to [inaudible] you know, silly people who are probably just jealous caus- <br><br />
[Chris cuts Maggie off]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Mhm. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...It seems like practically five, ten minutes of self loathing! <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Ugh. It's just people who- who are jealous in- in seeing how successful you've become on the internet cause a lot of people talk about you so they just sort of said "well we wanna annoy that guy!" [Chris possibly interrupting] I'd ignore them if I were you. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Mhm. Huh... well that's not very nice! <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, well I probably won't even bother to read it, like, internet bullies are terrible people. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> F- for one final thing, what would your, sort of, message t- to the future be, the sort of future comic book artists and video game developers and, like, th- the users of tomorrow. What would your future message be? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I would say... take your time! <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Take your time. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] (Something more about taking your time) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>That- That's a lovely message. Well, thank you- <br><br />
[Chris cuts off Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well sometimes y'know, well sometimes y'know... [inaudible] (Something about acting out a pose) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Yeah<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>A lot of people say that wh- who are artists, they say that they've got to act out what they're doing to, uh, to get the feel of it. Well thank you very much for your time, Chris, I really really appreciate it. Um, I'm gonna- I'm gonna do the write up and I will e-mail you that and I'll e-mail you the link to , um, to the preview video I saw. [Chris possibly interrupting] I'll e-mail you that link f- for the new sonic game and the, um, comic book people I'll- I'll e-mail you that as well sorry I like scribbled that down on a little post-it! Um, so you'll probably hear from in the next sort of day or so via e-mail and you have my e-mail address! <br><br />
[Chris interrupts Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>I- I did, uh, tell your father. I did send you an e-mail as well. I'm not sure if you got it. If you're getting a lot of... a large volume of messages you might've sort of missed it. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>It's Maggiethomas25@aol.co.uk. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...You're Twenty-five?<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>I am, yeah. [Laughs] Although I wasn't when I, um, made that e-mail address. [Laughs] Oh, I think I was about eighteen so I picked Twenty-Five cause there was a few other "Maggie Thomases". <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Probably. Not now, I feel a bit old! [Laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah, don't worry. I'm two years older than you! <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Oh, well I don't feel so old now! [Laughs] [Chris can be heard trying to interrupt in the background] I apologize , by the way, for my throaty voice, I'm full of flu at the moment! <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
[Bob starts talking to Maggie]<br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Okay! What town? <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...do you live in London or where? <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>No, uh, I live in the north of England. I live in a town called Vallington (possibly Wallington) <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Darlington. Really? <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] (possibly rambling about having been over in that area in the past) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Oh! <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Oh! Oh that's lovely! What was the name of the pub? Just out of curiosity. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Matt's british pub. Th- <br><br />
[Bob briefly interrupts]<br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>[Laughs] Oh, that's lovely! <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I know that one, m- my Nana sings me that song, yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Mhm. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
[Bob trying to talkover Maggie]<br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>[Laughs] Oh, that's lovely! Well, yeah I- I don't live in London, I live in the north. Yeah, it's about six hours. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Um, yeah I can do that! I could do that for you. I could probably get- <br><br />
[Bob still trying to talk over Maggie]<br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>[Laughs] Knees up mother brown! That- that's great! I could probably get you an MP3 of it, actually I- I'll write out the lyrics but I can probably get an MP3. [Bob says something inaudible] Uh, e-mail it to Christian. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>[Laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Y- Yeah I'll get that done for you. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Well, it was absolutely lovely talking to you. Uh, I'm gonna get writing my article <br><br />
[Chris comes back to the call]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...Okay, well uh, I'd like a uh- a uh photograph of your face.... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>A photograph? Oh. [Laughs] I'll- <br><br />
[Chris interrupts Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...considerably in a JPEG format.... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>JPEG. Right. [Laughs] I'll- I'll find something that's not hideously embarrassing. [Laughs] I've got a couple of photos on my computer but they're very embarrassing ones. Like me in, uh, school and things. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] Right! O- Okay I'll get you a picture as well. Okay I've got a lot written down here on my little post-it [Laughs]to send you <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh I better go because I better get writing my article before- before my editor informs me in the morning and says, like, "have you done any work yet?" <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, by the way, do you know Veronica Belmont? <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I don't. No... no. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I know who she is! But I don't actually, like, know her. She- like- like I know her work. She does do a really great job, I- I wish I knew her! I do wish I knew her, but,I'm a bit lower down on the pipeline, I'm afraid. [Laughs] I just sort of write the articles. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Coughs] Excuse me! <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Thank you very much for your time, I really appreciate it. I hope to speak to you again. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...stay safe. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> You too! Have a good day. Bye! <br><br />
[Phone call ends, recording is still going]<br />
[Maggie sighs]<br />
[Sounds of Maggie moving around]<br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um. [Coughs] Ugh. <br><br />
[Recording ends]<br />
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<div>The '''Maggie Thomas call''' was made in [[September 2009]], and this led to the [[10 September 2009]] video. The audio was leaked in 14 [[May 2013]] by whispsonichu on the [[CWCki Forums]]. Unfortunately, the audio quality on the Chandler end was poorly recorded.<br />
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==Highlights==<br />
* Chris's favorite characters who aren't [[Sonichu]] are [[Wild]] or [[Bubbles]].<br />
* He seems mad that Archie Comics doesn't take submissions over the transom. Maggie suggests [[Wikipedia:Jhonen Vasquez|Jhonen Vasquez]]'s company.<br />
* He likes platform games and Tetris.<br />
* His favorite console is the Sega Dreamcast (a tactless admission to a reporter who's said the article is about the PS3, but that's Chris for you).<br />
* His friends and family are supportive of Sonichu.<br />
* His favorite person in the world, his biggest inspiration, is [[Britney Spears]].<br />
* Unsurprisingly, he does a lot of ranting about [[ED]] and trolls. Maggie promises not to read the ED page.<br />
* His message to the creative youth who want to be comic artists or game designers: "[[Stress|Take your time]]."<br />
* He asks if "maggiethomas25" in her email address refers to her age.<br />
* Maggie is from Northern England. Chris mentions a place in [[Richmond]] called "Matt's British Pub." This is where Bob gets on and starts talking about "[[Wikipedia:Knees Up Mother Brown|Knees Up Mother Brown]]."<br />
* Chris asks for a photo of Maggie. He wants to know if Maggie personally knows [[Wikipedia:Veronica Belmont|Veronica Belmont]].<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|I only ever confessed to this once on /cwc/ in a thread about missed moments of Christory and I've been hanging onto the file ever since and I thought I'd finally get around to sharing it. Don't get too excited though, it's not brilliant.<br />
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Some backstory, back in 2009 Chris posted this video: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/10_September_2009 - which was basically my fault. I'd called Chris posing as a freelance journalist writing an article about internet celebrities for a European gaming magazine, because I can't do accents at all and I doubt I'd even be able to fool Chris with my terrible impersonation of an American accent. <br />
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I'd left a voice message on his answer phone saying I'd call back at a certain time because they hadn't picked up the phone, I called back at that time, but again they hadn't answered and the video was posted the next day. <br />
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When I finally managed to get hold of Chris, we spoke over the phone once and exchanged a few emails. I didn't have a big trolling plan or anything, I just wanted to maybe get a shout out in a video or even better, in the comics, but Chris being Chris, he stopped replying, this may have been because at the time he was still answering [[mailbag]] questions and getting a lot of emails and I wasn't aware of this at the time, as none of us knew until the audio files were released well after the event, but Chris was still talking to [[Kacey]] at the time too, so he was preoccupied with that. <br />
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The gist of it is, I spoke to Chris, asked him a few basic questions, was fairly sympathetic and offered condolences about cyber bullies just being jealous of him and the like, he put Bob on the phone and [[Bob]] asked me questions about England and if I knew the song [[Wikipedia:Knees Up Mother Brown|Knees up mother brown]]. Chris was actually quite funny and charming, for Chris, I think it was because he was on his best behaviour. There was a funny exchange between Bob and Chris where Bob said something like "Can you do that, Christian?" and Chris said, "Yes I can, Robert" and it tickled me. <br />
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Chris asked me to send a picture of myself so I sent him a picture of a friend of mine who had no internet presence at all, but I had a bunch of pictures of, he said "I" was pretty, I also sent an mp3 of 'Knees up mother brown' for Bob, which he thanked me for.<br />
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So this is the audio file of that conversation, however it's pretty messed up. At the time I thought I had a really bad bout of flu, but I actually had swine flu. Bob asked me about it as I'd explained I had the flu, it wasn't until a day or two after this I found out I had full blown swine flu and it was pretty bad. Because my head was swimming with flu, I hadn't set the recording settings properly and you can barely hear Bob and Chris, you would probably be best putting on headphones and turning the volume right up. <br />
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I have no idea how to edit audio files, but someone a bit more tech savvy might be able to boost the volume on those parts, but you can kinda hear Chris and Bob a little bit, but mostly it's me being very wheezy and sniffly and breathing heavily. <br />
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It's only about 20 minutes long, because of the time difference I'd had to call Chris at like 3am my time and I was incredibly tired and ill. I had tried to arrange a second call, as I'd told him in an email that I had messed up the audio due to being ill, but I never managed to do so due to the lack of replies from Chris. <br />
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You can download the audio file here: http://www.mediafire.com/?5vmporbjya6qmyq I've relistened to it a couple of times, it is hard to make out Chris and Bob, but you can hear some stuff, Bob told me about how and where he met Barb, during the call too.}}<br />
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==Audio==<br />
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| Saga = [[PS3]]<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''heavy breathing, dialling tone'']<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello, is this Mr. Chandler?<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Yes... [inaudible] Christian's father.<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, hello, um, I was wanting to speak t- to Christian about doing an interview, possibly, for PlayMag, which is t- the UK PlayStation magazine.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Then you'll have to get him on the line. [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> OK, thank you very much.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Have you talked to him before? [inaudible] talk<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I have. I did send him an e-mail from my e-mail account, um, I'm not sure if he got it so I- I, uh, thought about leaving my e-mail address. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, it’s uh, Maggie Thomas. Have you got a pen? Sorry. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, it’s Maggie Thomas. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> M-a-g-g-i-e? [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yep, uh, Yep and its t-h-o-m-a-s.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Twenty-Five. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> at (@) aol.co.uk . <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah you have to put t- the, uh, .co.uk . <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Briefly laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...Is that a back slash or a front slash? [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I don’t think that there’s any slashes just the, you know, like the at (@) symbol .co.uk <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Now that's at aol?[inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yep, at(@) aol.com.uk <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> yeah, s- sorry I’m really scratchy I got the flu at the moment. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> You got the H1N1... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] No, I just think it’s like the regular flu. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...The regular ole' flu... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] Yeah <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...you don't get time off, do ya?... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> No, I actually told them that I'd... [inaudible] ...with the swine flu they might have given me some time off. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Alrighty <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh... <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh that’s terrible! Um, I mean t- the office that I work for, they don’t give me international calls so I have t- to buy skype credit to call internationally to do interviews and things so I couldn't really leave a number. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, hello. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello Christian, it- this is Maggie. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello. Y- Are you available right now to do a- an interview? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, that’s brilliant! Um, It’s okay if I, uh, If I type while we talk, isn't it? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> It’s Maggie. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I just I’d just tell you a little a bit about the article first, and basically, it’s about like into the artists ,like yourself, who've become sort-of quite popular; although they're often common at the minute. And basically it’s gonna be about maybe ten or twelve different people an- and of what they do and what they do to do with like, video games and things. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> And that sounds alright? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> And as long as you're comfortable with everything I can, like, go ahead and – What I'll do is when I’ve, like, written my markup I'll send you like an e-mail copy of that just for you, too and just to say like I’m happy with everything I’ve put. Yeah, and then like ,um, Because this is like writing off what to expect so it will be, it won't be like next month’s issue it will probably be more like November- December. B- Because we tend to write them, like, a couple of months beforehand to make sure that ,like, if there’s any changes that need t- to happen they can- there’s plenty of time. And then when that gets published what I'll do is I'll send you l- like a hard copy of it <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...through the snail mail, right?... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. I do have a copy- <br><br />
[Chris interrupts Maggie mid-sentence]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I do, yes somebody, um, from the forums, like, uh, forwarded me your, uh, your l- like email and your website address and they had like your home address on that as well. <br><br />
[Chris interrupts]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Cons- basically I sort asked people on the forum whose popular at the moment because I- I knew there of a few but I thought, like, maybe there was a few up-and-coming and your name came up ,like, quite a few times so I thought right out I’ll contact this guy and ask him about him about his- Now I've read some of your comics and how I’m really enjoying them I’m not done reading them, yet because there’s- there’s quite a few and I'm enjoying reading them so far. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [laughs] You're welcome. Um, so the first thing I wanted to ask was, uh, how did sonichu get started? I did say that right, didn't I? Sonichu. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...Ah, yes... [inaudible] <br><br />
[Maggie occasionally says "Mhm" and "Yeah" while Chris speaks] <br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Wha- Tha- I mean, like, it's been- so in 2000 it started and that's nearly ten years now. <br><br />
[Chris speaking over Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> What keeps you drawing , like, what keeps you sort of going with the- with the comics now after, like, nearly ten years? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...like a hobby. [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, yeah. Um, okay that sounds great. Um, the next thing I wanted to ask you was, like, my favorite character that, like, so far is actually black sonichu. I really like him, Um, and I wanted to know, like, who is your favorite character who wasn't your main character like sonichu. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I really like- I really like Sonichu... [inaudible] ...I would have to say, uh, Wild or Bubbles. <br><br />
[Maddie occasionally responds with "Yeah" while Chris speaks]<br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Wild or Bubbles. That's the, uh, like the blue one and the green one, yeah? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I- I'm still trying to ,like, learn all the names cause there- there's so much material to kinda go through I'm j- just enjoying reading them. [Briefly laughs] Um... so you've been going nearly ten years and what's the fan response so far, has it been largely positive I know there's been a couple of problems from, like, bad people and your father was saying just a little earlier but has it been mostly positive om- <br><br />
[Chris trying to speak over Maggie can be heard in the background]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I hate sites like that just- <br><br />
[Chris continually interrupts Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, I don't like people who say nasty things about other people just for the sake of causing people upset, it's not a very nice thing to do... I don't think. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um... if you were approached by uh, like a, uh leading comic book company who would, uh, be your ideal person to sort of approach you about it? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Ok- sorry, [inaudible] um let me restate that. I tend to mumble a little. Um, so like if Marvel or DC or, like, Dark Horse comics said "we want t- to publish your comics" wh- who would be your favorite person t- to, uh, come and publish them? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yes, sorry. [Briefly laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. That sounds like a good list. <br><br />
[Chris continues talking over Maggie.]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, yeah. T- they don't take unsolicited stuff. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh well that's not very good. Um, you should maybe think about, um, s- some of the smaller companies , like, the , uh, one that Jhonen Vasquez , the guy who writes Invader Zim and he- his, like, company is like a small amid to a lot of people who sort of started on the internet and moved over. You might want to look into them. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I- yeah I can, um, okay, so, to video games, which, is that sort of going to be the self punch of the piece? Do you, um, you based all of the characters on video game characters , um, what do you think you would do if someone said, like, w- were gonna want to make a video game of your characters now. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Like, um, have you s- I don- have seen the new one that's just been announced. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Tha- That's it's gonna be- there gonna go back to 2D sonic games apparently. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I, uh, saw an article on it, uh, someone forwarded it to me this morning. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] (something about the CWCkipedia) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um... I- I found the CWCkipedia, yeah, uh someone gave me the- the link for that. So, I will- <br><br />
[Chris interrupts]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. I- I'll send you th- the link to it, it was quite a good article and they had a little preview video on it as well. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, so what's your favorite type of video game? Is it, like, sonic the adventure games? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh yes! Tetris, I like Tetris. Um, so, what would your advice be to someone who said, like, I have a- I'd like to start an online comic. What would be the best advice you could give that person? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Okay. That's no problem. Um, do you have a favorite , uh, like video game console? <br><br />
[Chris talking over Maggie a bit]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. Mhm. The Sega Dreamcast. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> That's good and , uh, how far up would Playstation come up on your list? That's what we'd like to hear! [Laughs] Sorry, um. [Coughs] <br><br />
[Chris responds to Maggie's questions while Maggie coughs]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, um. <br><br />
[Chris continues talking]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Uh. Soni- is it just Sonichu? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. Well, that's a lot! <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Okay, um. So how'd y- So how'd you, um, when you sort of started doing this, um, what sort of pushed you to say because y- you said you started , um, by with your CADD project , um, what pushed you to say, like "I'm gonna move this onto the internet now" ? <br><br />
[Computer noises]<br />
[Phone rings in background]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yes. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Okay, um, are your friends and family , like, really supportive of Sonichu? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> They are. Oh! That's good. Um, okay so uh probably what I got- probably what I've got room for- for a couple of little questions I could probably squeeze in the end, uh, and these are the kind of questions I'll ask everyone , um, if you, uh, had to choose only one video game for the rest of your life, what would it be? If you could only play one. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Excellent choices! Um, who is your absolute favorite in the world, like, it could be, like, you know your mother or an actor or a particular person. Who's your favorite person, like, your biggest inspiration? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I would say Britney Spears. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Britney Spears. I- I like Britney, I think she get's too much, uh, bad attention in the press. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] (something more about Britney Spears) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] I won't look up that website, I don't think I'll need to [inaudible] you know, silly people who are probably just jealous caus- <br><br />
[Chris cuts Maggie off]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Mhm. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...It seems like practically five, ten minutes of self loathing! <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Ugh. It's just people who- who are jealous in- in seeing how successful you've become on the internet cause a lot of people talk about you so they just sort of said "well we wanna annoy that guy!" [Chris possibly interrupting] I'd ignore them if I were you. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Mhm. Huh... well that's not very nice! <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, well I probably won't even bother to read it, like, internet bullies are terrible people. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> F- for one final thing, what would your, sort of, message t- to the future be, the sort of future comic book artists and video game developers and, like, th- the users of tomorrow. What would your future message be? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I would say... take your time! <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Take your time. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] (Something more about taking your time) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>That- That's a lovely message. Well, thank you- <br><br />
[Chris cuts off Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well sometimes y'know, well sometimes y'know... [inaudible] (Something about acting out a pose) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Yeah<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>A lot of people say that wh- who are artists, they say that they've got to act out what they're doing to, uh, to get the feel of it. Well thank you very much for your time, Chris, I really really appreciate it. Um, I'm gonna- I'm gonna do the write up and I will e-mail you that and I'll e-mail you the link to , um, to the preview video I saw. [Chris possibly interrupting] I'll e-mail you that link f- for the new sonic game and the, um, comic book people I'll- I'll e-mail you that as well sorry I like scribbled that down on a little post-it! Um, so you'll probably hear from in the next sort of day or so via e-mail and you have my e-mail address! <br><br />
[Chris interrupts Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>I- I did, uh, tell your father. I did send you an e-mail as well. I'm not sure if you got it. If you're getting a lot of... a large volume of messages you might've sort of missed it. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>It's Maggiethomas25@aol.co.uk. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...You're Twenty-five?<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>I am, yeah. [Laughs] Although I wasn't when I, um, made that e-mail address. [Laughs] Oh, I think I was about eighteen so I picked Twenty-Five cause there was a few other "Maggie Thomases". <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Probably. Not now, I feel a bit old! [Laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah, don't worry. I'm two years older than you! <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Oh, well I don't feel so old now! [Laughs] [Chris can be heard trying to interrupt in the background] I apologize , by the way, for my throaty voice, I'm full of flu at the moment! <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
[Bob starts talking to Maggie]<br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Okay! What town? <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...do you live in London or where? <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>No, uh, I live in the north of England. I live in a town called Vallington (possibly Wallington) <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Darlington. Really? <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] (possibly rambling about having been over in that area in the past) <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Oh! <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Oh! Oh that's lovely! What was the name of the pub? Just out of curiosity. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Matt's british pub. Th- <br><br />
[Bob briefly interrupts]<br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>[Laughs] Oh, that's lovely! <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I know that one, m- my Nana sings me that song, yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Mhm. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
[Bob trying to talkover Maggie]<br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>[Laughs] Oh, that's lovely! Well, yeah I- I don't live in London, I live in the north. Yeah, it's about six hours. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Um, yeah I can do that! I could do that for you. I could probably get- <br><br />
[Bob still trying to talk over Maggie]<br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>[Laughs] Knees up mother brown! That- that's great! I could probably get you an MP3 of it, actually I- I'll write out the lyrics but I can probably get an MP3. [Bob says something inaudible] Uh, e-mail it to Christian. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>[Laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Y- Yeah I'll get that done for you. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font>Well, it was absolutely lovely talking to you. Uh, I'm gonna get writing my article <br><br />
[Chris comes back to the call]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...Okay, well uh, I'd like a uh- a uh photograph of your face.... [inaudible] <br><br />
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==External link==<br />
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[[Category:PS3 Saga]]</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Maggie_Thomas_call&diff=166354Maggie Thomas call2013-07-07T02:07:23Z<p>Lorrihed: Stopped at 9:04. Taking a break. Got four more minutes of transcript in. Still filling in Bob and Chris-chan parts.</p>
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<div>The '''Maggie Thomas call''' was made in [[September 2009]], and this led to the [[10 September 2009]] video. The audio was leaked in 14 [[May 2013]] by whispsonichu on the [[CWCki Forums]]. Unfortunately, the audio quality on the Chandler end was poorly recorded.<br />
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==Highlights==<br />
* Chris's favorite characters who aren't [[Sonichu]] are [[Wild]] or [[Bubbles]].<br />
* He seems mad that Archie Comics doesn't take submissions over the transom. Maggie suggests [[Wikipedia:Jhonen Vasquez|Jhonen Vasquez]]'s company.<br />
* He likes platform games and Tetris.<br />
* His favorite console is the Sega Dreamcast (a tactless admission to a reporter who's said the article is about the PS3, but that's Chris for you).<br />
* His friends and family are supportive of Sonichu.<br />
* His favorite person in the world, his biggest inspiration, is [[Britney Spears]].<br />
* Unsurprisingly, he does a lot of ranting about [[ED]] and trolls. Maggie promises not to read the ED page.<br />
* His message to the creative youth who want to be comic artists or game designers: "[[Stress|Take your time]]."<br />
* He asks if "maggiethomas25" in her email address refers to her age.<br />
* Maggie is from Northern England. Chris mentions a place in [[Richmond]] called "Matt's British Pub." This is where Bob gets on and starts talking about "[[Wikipedia:Knees Up Mother Brown|Knees Up Mother Brown]]."<br />
* Chris asks for a photo of Maggie. He wants to know if Maggie personally knows [[Wikipedia:Veronica Belmont|Veronica Belmont]].<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|I only ever confessed to this once on /cwc/ in a thread about missed moments of Christory and I've been hanging onto the file ever since and I thought I'd finally get around to sharing it. Don't get too excited though, it's not brilliant.<br />
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Some backstory, back in 2009 Chris posted this video: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/10_September_2009 - which was basically my fault. I'd called Chris posing as a freelance journalist writing an article about internet celebrities for a European gaming magazine, because I can't do accents at all and I doubt I'd even be able to fool Chris with my terrible impersonation of an American accent. <br />
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I'd left a voice message on his answer phone saying I'd call back at a certain time because they hadn't picked up the phone, I called back at that time, but again they hadn't answered and the video was posted the next day. <br />
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When I finally managed to get hold of Chris, we spoke over the phone once and exchanged a few emails. I didn't have a big trolling plan or anything, I just wanted to maybe get a shout out in a video or even better, in the comics, but Chris being Chris, he stopped replying, this may have been because at the time he was still answering [[mailbag]] questions and getting a lot of emails and I wasn't aware of this at the time, as none of us knew until the audio files were released well after the event, but Chris was still talking to [[Kacey]] at the time too, so he was preoccupied with that. <br />
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The gist of it is, I spoke to Chris, asked him a few basic questions, was fairly sympathetic and offered condolences about cyber bullies just being jealous of him and the like, he put Bob on the phone and [[Bob]] asked me questions about England and if I knew the song [[Wikipedia:Knees Up Mother Brown|Knees up mother brown]]. Chris was actually quite funny and charming, for Chris, I think it was because he was on his best behaviour. There was a funny exchange between Bob and Chris where Bob said something like "Can you do that, Christian?" and Chris said, "Yes I can, Robert" and it tickled me. <br />
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Chris asked me to send a picture of myself so I sent him a picture of a friend of mine who had no internet presence at all, but I had a bunch of pictures of, he said "I" was pretty, I also sent an mp3 of 'Knees up mother brown' for Bob, which he thanked me for.<br />
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So this is the audio file of that conversation, however it's pretty messed up. At the time I thought I had a really bad bout of flu, but I actually had swine flu. Bob asked me about it as I'd explained I had the flu, it wasn't until a day or two after this I found out I had full blown swine flu and it was pretty bad. Because my head was swimming with flu, I hadn't set the recording settings properly and you can barely hear Bob and Chris, you would probably be best putting on headphones and turning the volume right up. <br />
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I have no idea how to edit audio files, but someone a bit more tech savvy might be able to boost the volume on those parts, but you can kinda hear Chris and Bob a little bit, but mostly it's me being very wheezy and sniffly and breathing heavily. <br />
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It's only about 20 minutes long, because of the time difference I'd had to call Chris at like 3am my time and I was incredibly tired and ill. I had tried to arrange a second call, as I'd told him in an email that I had messed up the audio due to being ill, but I never managed to do so due to the lack of replies from Chris. <br />
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You can download the audio file here: http://www.mediafire.com/?5vmporbjya6qmyq I've relistened to it a couple of times, it is hard to make out Chris and Bob, but you can hear some stuff, Bob told me about how and where he met Barb, during the call too.}}<br />
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==Audio==<br />
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| name = Maggie Thomas call<br />
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| Stardate = September 2009<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Bob]]; Maggie Thomas<br />
| Saga = [[PS3]]<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''heavy breathing, dialling tone'']<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello, is this Mr. Chandler?<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Yes... [inaudible] Christian's father.<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, hello, um, I was wanting to speak t- to Christian about doing an interview, possibly, for PlayMag, which is t- the UK PlayStation magazine.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Then you'll have to get him on the line. [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> OK, thank you very much.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Have you talked to him before? [inaudible] talk<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I have. I did send him an e-mail from my e-mail account, um, I'm not sure if he got it so I- I, uh, thought about leaving my e-mail address. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, it’s uh, Maggie Thomas. Have you got a pen? Sorry. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, it’s Maggie Thomas. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> M-a-g-g-i-e? [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yep, uh, Yep and its t-h-o-m-a-s.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Twenty-Five. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> at (@) aol.co.uk . <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah you have to put t- the, uh, .co.uk . <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Briefly laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...Is that a back slash or a front slash? [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I don’t think that there’s any slashes just the, you know, like the at (@) symbol .co.uk <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Now that's at aol?[inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yep, at(@) aol.com.uk <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> yeah, s- sorry I’m really scratchy I got the flu at the moment. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> You got the H1N1... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] No, I just think it’s like the regular flu. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...The regular ole' flu... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] Yeah <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...you don't get time off, do ya?... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> No, I actually told them that I'd... [inaudible] ...with the swine flu they might have given me some time off. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Alrighty <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh... <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh that’s terrible! Um, I mean t- the office that I work for, they don’t give me international calls so I have t- to buy skype credit to call internationally to do interviews and things so I couldn't really leave a number. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, hello. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello Christian, it- this is Maggie. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello. Y- Are you available right now to do a- an interview? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, that’s brilliant! Um, It’s okay if I, uh, If I type while we talk, isn't it? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> It’s Maggie. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I just I’d just tell you a little a bit about the article first, and basically, it’s about like into the artists ,like yourself, who've become sort-of quite popular; although they're often common at the minute. And basically it’s gonna be about maybe ten or twelve different people an- and of what they do and what they do to do with like, video games and things. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> And that sounds alright? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> And as long as you're comfortable with everything I can, like, go ahead and – What I'll do is when I’ve, like, written my markup I'll send you like an e-mail copy of that just for you, too and just to say like I’m happy with everything I’ve put. Yeah, and then like ,um, Because this is like writing off what to expect so it will be, it won't be like next month’s issue it will probably be more like November- December. B- Because we tend to write them, like, a couple of months beforehand to make sure that ,like, if there’s any changes that need t- to happen they can- there’s plenty of time. And then when that gets published what I'll do is I'll send you l- like a hard copy of it <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...through the snail mail, right?... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. I do have a copy- <br><br />
[Chris interrupts Maggie mid-sentence]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I do, yes somebody, um, from the forums, like, uh, forwarded me your, uh, your l- like email and your website address and they had like your home address on that as well. <br><br />
[Chris interrupts]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Cons- basically I sort asked people on the forum whose popular at the moment because I- I knew there of a few but I thought, like, maybe there was a few up-and-coming and your name came up ,like, quite a few times so I thought right out I’ll contact this guy and ask him about him about his- Now I've read some of your comics and how I’m really enjoying them I’m not done reading them, yet because there’s- there’s quite a few and I'm enjoying reading them so far. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [laughs] You're welcome. Um, so the first thing I wanted to ask was, uh, how did sonichu get started? I did say that right, didn't I? Sonichu. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...Ah, yes... [inaudible] <br><br />
[Maggie occasionally says "Mhm" and "Yeah" while Chris speaks] <br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Wha- Tha- I mean, like, it's been- so in 2000 it started and that's nearly ten years now. <br><br />
[Chris speaking over Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> What keeps you drawing , like, what keeps you sort of going with the- with the comics now after, like, nearly ten years? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...like a hobby. [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, yeah. Um, okay that sounds great. Um, the next thing I wanted to ask you was, like, my favorite character that, like, so far is actually black sonichu. I really like him, Um, and I wanted to know, like, who is your favorite character who wasn't your main character like sonichu. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I really like- I really like Sonichu... [inaudible] ...I would have to say, uh, Wild or Bubbles. <br><br />
[Maddie occasionally responds with "Yeah" while Chris speaks]<br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Wild or Bubbles. That's the, uh, like the blue one and the green one, yeah? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I- I'm still trying to ,like, learn all the names cause there- there's so much material to kinda go through I'm j- just enjoying reading them. [Briefly laughs] Um... so you've been going nearly ten years and what's the fan response so far, has it been largely positive I know there's been a couple of problems from, like, bad people and your father was saying just a little earlier but has it been mostly positive om- <br><br />
[Chris trying to speak over Maggie can be heard in the background]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I hate sites like that just- <br><br />
[Chris continually interrupts Maggie]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, I don't like people who say nasty things about other people just for the sake of causing people upset, it's not a very nice thing to do... I don't think. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um... if you were approached by uh, like a, uh leading comic book company who would, uh, be your ideal person to sort of approach you about it? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Ok- sorry, [inaudible] um let me restate that. I tend to mumble a little. Um, so like if Marvel or DC or, like, Dark Horse comics said "we want t- to publish your comics" wh- who would be your favorite person t- to, uh, come and publish them? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yes, sorry. [Briefly laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. That sounds like a good list. <br><br />
[Chris continues talking over Maggie.]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, yeah. T- they don't take unsolicited stuff. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh well that's not very good. Um, you should maybe think about, um, s- some of the smaller companies , like, the , uh, one that Jhonen Vasquez , the guy who writes Invader Zim and he- his, like, company is like a small amid to a lot of people who sort of started on the internet and moved over. You might want to look into them. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I- yeah I can, um, okay, so, to video games, which, is that sort of going to be the self punch of the piece? Do you, um, you based all of the characters on video game characters , um, what do you think you would do if someone said, like, w- were gonna want to make a video game of your characters now. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. <br><br />
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* I'm currently transcribing the audio for this but I'm taking occasional breaks as Chris-chan's speech impediment and both Chris and bob's interrupting is very hard for me to transcribe :\ As of the present I have stopped at 5:26 in the video so I still have a long way to go. If you would like to pitch in, feel free to. If I made any errors, I'm sorry. I'm transcribing using some headphones so hopefully everything is accurate and I hope I obeyed the transcribing rules correctly as I've looked them over. Thanks c: --[[User:Lorrihed|Lorrihed]] 12:04, 6 July 2013 (PDT)</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Maggie_Thomas_call&diff=166346Maggie Thomas call2013-07-06T19:01:06Z<p>Lorrihed: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>The '''Maggie Thomas call''' was made in [[September 2009]], and this led to the [[10 September 2009]] video. The audio was leaked in 14 [[May 2013]] by whispsonichu on the [[CWCki Forums]].<br />
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{{quotebox|I only ever confessed to this once on /cwc/ in a thread about missed moments of Christory and I've been hanging onto the file ever since and I thought I'd finally get around to sharing it. Don't get too excited though, it's not brilliant.<br />
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Some backstory, back in 2009 Chris posted this video: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/10_September_2009 - which was basically my fault. I'd called Chris posing as a freelance journalist writing an article about internet celebrities for a European gaming magazine, because I can't do accents at all and I doubt I'd even be able to fool Chris with my terrible impersonation of an American accent. <br />
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I'd left a voice message on his answer phone saying I'd call back at a certain time because they hadn't picked up the phone, I called back at that time, but again they hadn't answered and the video was posted the next day. <br />
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When I finally managed to get hold of Chris, we spoke over the phone once and exchanged a few emails. I didn't have a big trolling plan or anything, I just wanted to maybe get a shout out in a video or even better, in the comics, but Chris being Chris, he stopped replying, this may have been because at the time he was still answering [[mailbag]] questions and getting a lot of emails and I wasn't aware of this at the time, as none of us knew until the audio files were released well after the event, but Chris was still talking to [[Kacey]] at the time too, so he was preoccupied with that. <br />
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The gist of it is, I spoke to Chris, asked him a few basic questions, was fairly sympathetic and offered condolences about cyber bullies just being jealous of him and the like, he put Bob on the phone and [[Bob]] asked me questions about England and if I knew the song [[Wikipedia:Knees Up Mother Brown|Knees up mother brown]]. Chris was actually quite funny and charming, for Chris, I think it was because he was on his best behaviour. There was a funny exchange between Bob and Chris where Bob said something like "Can you do that, Christian?" and Chris said, "Yes I can, Robert" and it tickled me. <br />
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Chris asked me to send a picture of myself so I sent him a picture of a friend of mine who had no internet presence at all, but I had a bunch of pictures of, he said "I" was pretty, I also sent an mp3 of 'Knees up mother brown' for Bob, which he thanked me for.<br />
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So this is the audio file of that conversation, however it's pretty messed up. At the time I thought I had a really bad bout of flu, but I actually had swine flu. Bob asked me about it as I'd explained I had the flu, it wasn't until a day or two after this I found out I had full blown swine flu and it was pretty bad. Because my head was swimming with flu, I hadn't set the recording settings properly and you can barely hear Bob and Chris, you would probably be best putting on headphones and turning the volume right up. <br />
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I have no idea how to edit audio files, but someone a bit more tech savvy might be able to boost the volume on those parts, but you can kinda hear Chris and Bob a little bit, but mostly it's me being very wheezy and sniffly and breathing heavily. <br />
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It's only about 20 minutes long, because of the time difference I'd had to call Chris at like 3am my time and I was incredibly tired and ill. I had tried to arrange a second call, as I'd told him in an email that I had messed up the audio due to being ill, but I never managed to do so due to the lack of replies from Chris. <br />
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You can download the audio file here: http://www.mediafire.com/?5vmporbjya6qmyq I've relistened to it a couple of times, it is hard to make out Chris and Bob, but you can hear some stuff, Bob told me about how and where he met Barb, during the call too.}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''heavy breathing, dialling tone'']<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello, is this Mr. Chandler?<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Yes... [inaudible] Christian's father.<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, hello, um, I was wanting to speak t- to Christian about doing an interview, possibly, for PlayMag, which is t- the UK PlayStation magazine.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Then you'll have to get him on the line. [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> OK, thank you very much.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Have you talked to him before? [inaudible] talk<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I have. I did send him an e-mail from my e-mail account, um, I'm not sure if he got it so I- I, uh, thought about leaving my e-mail address. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, it’s uh, Maggie Thomas. Have you got a pen? Sorry. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, it’s Maggie Thomas. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> M-a-g-g-i-e? [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yep, uh, Yep and its t-h-o-m-a-s.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Twenty-Five. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> at (@) aol.co.uk . <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah you have to put t- the, uh, .co.uk . <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Briefly laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...Is that a back slash or a front slash? [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I don’t think that there’s any slashes just the, you know, like the at (@) symbol .co.uk <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Now that's at aol?[inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yep, at(@) aol.com.uk <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> yeah, s- sorry I’m really scratchy I got the flu at the moment. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> You got the H1N1... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] No, I just think it’s like the regular flu. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...The regular ole' flu... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] Yeah <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...you don't get time off, do ya?... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> No, I actually told them that I'd... [inaudible] ...with the swine flu they might have given me some time off. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Alrighty <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh... <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh that’s terrible! Um, I mean t- the office that I work for, they don’t give me international calls so I have t- to buy skype credit to call internationally to do interviews and things so I couldn't really leave a number. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, hello. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello Christian, it- this is Maggie. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello. Y- Are you available right now to do a- an interview? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, that’s brilliant! Um, It’s okay if I, uh, If I type while we talk, isn't it? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> It’s Maggie. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I just I’d just tell you a little a bit about the article first, and basically, it’s about like into the artists ,like yourself, who've become sort-of quite popular; although they're often common at the minute. And basically it’s gonna be about maybe ten or twelve different people an- and of what they do and what they do to do with like, video games and things. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> And that sounds alright? <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> And as long as you're comfortable with everything I can, like, go ahead and – What I'll do is when I’ve, like, written my markup I'll send you like an e-mail copy of that just for you, too and just to say like I’m happy with everything I’ve put. Yeah, and then like ,um, Because this is like writing off what to expect so it will be, it won't be like next month’s issue it will probably be more like November- December. B- Because we tend to write them, like, a couple of months beforehand to make sure that ,like, if there’s any changes that need t- to happen they can- there’s plenty of time. And then when that gets published what I'll do is I'll send you l- like a hard copy of it <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] ...through the snail mail, right?... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah. I do have a copy- <br><br />
[Chris interrupts Maggie mid-sentence]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I do, yes somebody, um, from the forums, like, uh, forwarded me your, uh, your l- like email and your website address and they had like your home address on that as well. <br><br />
[Chris interrupts]<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Cons- basically I sort asked people on the forum whose popular at the moment because I- I knew there of a few but I thought, like, maybe there was a few up-and-coming and your name came up ,like, quite a few times so I thought right out I’ll contact this guy and ask him about him about his- Now I’ve read some of your comics and how I’m really enjoying them I’m not done reading them, yet because there’s- there’s quite a few and I’m enjoying reading them so far. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [laughs] You’re welcome. <br><br />
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<div>The '''Maggie Thomas call''' was made in [[September 2009]], and this led to the [[10 September 2009]] video. The audio was leaked in 14 [[May 2013]] by whispsonichu on the [[CWCki Forums]].<br />
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{{quotebox|I only ever confessed to this once on /cwc/ in a thread about missed moments of Christory and I've been hanging onto the file ever since and I thought I'd finally get around to sharing it. Don't get too excited though, it's not brilliant.<br />
<br />
Some backstory, back in 2009 Chris posted this video: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/10_September_2009 - which was basically my fault. I'd called Chris posing as a freelance journalist writing an article about internet celebrities for a European gaming magazine, because I can't do accents at all and I doubt I'd even be able to fool Chris with my terrible impersonation of an American accent. <br />
<br />
I'd left a voice message on his answer phone saying I'd call back at a certain time because they hadn't picked up the phone, I called back at that time, but again they hadn't answered and the video was posted the next day. <br />
<br />
When I finally managed to get hold of Chris, we spoke over the phone once and exchanged a few emails. I didn't have a big trolling plan or anything, I just wanted to maybe get a shout out in a video or even better, in the comics, but Chris being Chris, he stopped replying, this may have been because at the time he was still answering [[mailbag]] questions and getting a lot of emails and I wasn't aware of this at the time, as none of us knew until the audio files were released well after the event, but Chris was still talking to [[Kacey]] at the time too, so he was preoccupied with that. <br />
<br />
The gist of it is, I spoke to Chris, asked him a few basic questions, was fairly sympathetic and offered condolences about cyber bullies just being jealous of him and the like, he put Bob on the phone and [[Bob]] asked me questions about England and if I knew the song [[Wikipedia:Knees Up Mother Brown|Knees up mother brown]]. Chris was actually quite funny and charming, for Chris, I think it was because he was on his best behaviour. There was a funny exchange between Bob and Chris where Bob said something like "Can you do that, Christian?" and Chris said, "Yes I can, Robert" and it tickled me. <br />
<br />
Chris asked me to send a picture of myself so I sent him a picture of a friend of mine who had no internet presence at all, but I had a bunch of pictures of, he said "I" was pretty, I also sent an mp3 of 'Knees up mother brown' for Bob, which he thanked me for.<br />
<br />
So this is the audio file of that conversation, however it's pretty messed up. At the time I thought I had a really bad bout of flu, but I actually had swine flu. Bob asked me about it as I'd explained I had the flu, it wasn't until a day or two after this I found out I had full blown swine flu and it was pretty bad. Because my head was swimming with flu, I hadn't set the recording settings properly and you can barely hear Bob and Chris, you would probably be best putting on headphones and turning the volume right up. <br />
<br />
I have no idea how to edit audio files, but someone a bit more tech savvy might be able to boost the volume on those parts, but you can kinda hear Chris and Bob a little bit, but mostly it's me being very wheezy and sniffly and breathing heavily. <br />
<br />
It's only about 20 minutes long, because of the time difference I'd had to call Chris at like 3am my time and I was incredibly tired and ill. I had tried to arrange a second call, as I'd told him in an email that I had messed up the audio due to being ill, but I never managed to do so due to the lack of replies from Chris. <br />
<br />
You can download the audio file here: http://www.mediafire.com/?5vmporbjya6qmyq I've relistened to it a couple of times, it is hard to make out Chris and Bob, but you can hear some stuff, Bob told me about how and where he met Barb, during the call too.}}<br />
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==Audio==<br />
<center><br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Maggie Thomas call<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|AdnDlDlt4Ik}}<br />
| Stardate = September 2009<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Bob]]; Maggie Thomas<br />
| Saga = [[PS3]]<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}} </center><br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''heavy breathing, dialling tone'']<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello, is this Mr. Chandler?<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Yes... [inaudible] Christian's father.<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, hello, um, I was wanting to speak t- to Christian about doing an interview, possibly, for PlayMag, which is t- the UK PlayStation magazine.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Then you'll have to get him on the line. [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> OK, thank you very much.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Have you talked to him before? [inaudible] talk<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I have. I did send him an e-mail from my e-mail account, um, I'm not sure if he got it so I- I, uh, thought about leaving my e-mail address. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, it’s uh, Maggie Thomas. Have you got a pen? Sorry. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah, it’s Maggie Thomas. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> M-a-g-g-i-e? [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yep, uh, Yep and its t-h-o-m-a-s.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Twenty-Five. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> at (@) aol.co.uk . <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yeah you have to put t- the, uh, .co.uk . <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Briefly laughs] <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...Is that a back slash or a front slash? [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Um, I don’t think that there’s any slashes just the, you know, like the at (@) symbol .co.uk <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Now that's at aol?[inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Yep, at(@) aol.com.uk <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> yeah, s- sorry I’m really scratchy I got the flu at the moment. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> You got the H1N1... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] No, I just think it’s like the regular flu. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...The regular ole' flu... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> [Laughs] Yeah <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] ...you don't get time off, do ya?... [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> No, I actually told them that I'd... [inaudible] ...with the swine flu they might have given me some time off. <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Alrighty <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh... <br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] <br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh that’s terrible! Um, I mean t- the office that I work for, they don’t give me international calls so I have t- to buy skype credit to call internationally to do interviews and things so I couldn't really leave a number. <br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, hello. <br><br />
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<div>The '''Maggie Thomas call''' was made in [[September 2009]], and this led to the [[10 September 2009]] video. The audio was leaked in 14 [[May 2013]] by whispsonichu on the [[CWCki Forums]].<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|I only ever confessed to this once on /cwc/ in a thread about missed moments of Christory and I've been hanging onto the file ever since and I thought I'd finally get around to sharing it. Don't get too excited though, it's not brilliant.<br />
<br />
Some backstory, back in 2009 Chris posted this video: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/10_September_2009 - which was basically my fault. I'd called Chris posing as a freelance journalist writing an article about internet celebrities for a European gaming magazine, because I can't do accents at all and I doubt I'd even be able to fool Chris with my terrible impersonation of an American accent. <br />
<br />
I'd left a voice message on his answer phone saying I'd call back at a certain time because they hadn't picked up the phone, I called back at that time, but again they hadn't answered and the video was posted the next day. <br />
<br />
When I finally managed to get hold of Chris, we spoke over the phone once and exchanged a few emails. I didn't have a big trolling plan or anything, I just wanted to maybe get a shout out in a video or even better, in the comics, but Chris being Chris, he stopped replying, this may have been because at the time he was still answering [[mailbag]] questions and getting a lot of emails and I wasn't aware of this at the time, as none of us knew until the audio files were released well after the event, but Chris was still talking to [[Kacey]] at the time too, so he was preoccupied with that. <br />
<br />
The gist of it is, I spoke to Chris, asked him a few basic questions, was fairly sympathetic and offered condolences about cyber bullies just being jealous of him and the like, he put Bob on the phone and [[Bob]] asked me questions about England and if I knew the song [[Wikipedia:Knees Up Mother Brown|Knees up mother brown]]. Chris was actually quite funny and charming, for Chris, I think it was because he was on his best behaviour. There was a funny exchange between Bob and Chris where Bob said something like "Can you do that, Christian?" and Chris said, "Yes I can, Robert" and it tickled me. <br />
<br />
Chris asked me to send a picture of myself so I sent him a picture of a friend of mine who had no internet presence at all, but I had a bunch of pictures of, he said "I" was pretty, I also sent an mp3 of 'Knees up mother brown' for Bob, which he thanked me for.<br />
<br />
So this is the audio file of that conversation, however it's pretty messed up. At the time I thought I had a really bad bout of flu, but I actually had swine flu. Bob asked me about it as I'd explained I had the flu, it wasn't until a day or two after this I found out I had full blown swine flu and it was pretty bad. Because my head was swimming with flu, I hadn't set the recording settings properly and you can barely hear Bob and Chris, you would probably be best putting on headphones and turning the volume right up. <br />
<br />
I have no idea how to edit audio files, but someone a bit more tech savvy might be able to boost the volume on those parts, but you can kinda hear Chris and Bob a little bit, but mostly it's me being very wheezy and sniffly and breathing heavily. <br />
<br />
It's only about 20 minutes long, because of the time difference I'd had to call Chris at like 3am my time and I was incredibly tired and ill. I had tried to arrange a second call, as I'd told him in an email that I had messed up the audio due to being ill, but I never managed to do so due to the lack of replies from Chris. <br />
<br />
You can download the audio file here: http://www.mediafire.com/?5vmporbjya6qmyq I've relistened to it a couple of times, it is hard to make out Chris and Bob, but you can hear some stuff, Bob told me about how and where he met Barb, during the call too.}}<br />
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==Audio==<br />
<center><br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Maggie Thomas call<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|AdnDlDlt4Ik}}<br />
| Stardate = September 2009<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Bob]]; Maggie Thomas<br />
| Saga = [[PS3]]<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
}} </center><br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''heavy breathing, dialling tone'']<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Hello, is this Mr. Chandler?<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Yes ... [inaudible] Christian's father.<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> Oh, hello, um, I was wanting to speak to Christian about maybe doing an interview for ''PlayMag'', which is the UK [[PlayStation]] magazine.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> Then you'll have to get him on the line. [inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> OK, thank you very much.<br><br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob'''</font> [inaudible] talk<br><br />
<font color="#FF69B4">'''Maggie:'''</font> I have. I did send him an e-mail from my e-mail account, I'm not sure if you got it, so I- Thought about leaving my email address.<br><br />
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{{Transcription}}<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> <br><br />
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<div>'''DONT FUCK WITH THIS PAGE. I'M ATTEMPTING TO FIX THE THREE FACEBOOK PAGES BUT IT'LL TAKE SOME TIME. IGNORE THIS ARTICLE TIL THIS IS GONE'''<br />
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'''Facebook''' is a social media website used to communicate online. From [[2009]] to [[2011], Chris's use of Facebook was predominantly an aid to his [[love quest]]; it was revealed on 31 May 2009 that Chris was [[Facebook messages|sending notes and messages]] to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard. <br />
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Chris's view of the website changed in 2010, when he blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]]. Some time in mid 2011, his account was deactivated, only to return for a couple days on 5 [[July 2011]] with a [[:file:CWCJuly2011.jpg|a new picture]] before going again.<br />
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On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account. He has left occasional open notes for trolls, and due to insider knowledge we know he uses it to communicate with his few remaining [[gal-pals]]: [[Anna]], [[Kim]] and [[Jackie]].<br />
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In April 2012, Chris created an album full of screenshots from the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout [[2012]], he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]]. As of 28 May 2013, there are 93 pictures in this album.<br />
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==Statuses==<br />
Main Page [[Facebook statuses]]<br />
{{Quote|Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and playin' his videogame.|[[Chris]], January 2008}}<br />
{{Quote|I feel real lonely. Please help me|Chris, May 2012. Some things never change}}<br />
Throughout Chris's time on Facebook, he has made a lot of inane comments. The majority of them revolve around Chris's self pity, but the highlights are below.<br />
Many of Chris's statuses are about his [[heart level]], or his loneliness. As they progress, they become more aggressive, blaming his friends for not finding him a sweetheart or spending more time helping him. <br />
'''I'm planning on having one of those scroll-through quote box thingies you see a lot on ED here, or bullet points of important statuses. But for either I need the statuses to be in text format not image format, which may take a fucking time'''<br />
{{Incomplete}}<br />
==Messages==<br />
Main Page [[Facebook messages]]<br />
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Chris originally used Facebook as a place to pick up chicks. During the hack on 31 May 2009, it was discovered Chris had been speaking to several people, including:<br />
* A 17 year old girl on probation. Chris, being the gentleman he is, said he'd wait at least until she was 18 before taking it further<br />
* A single mother. Once finding out she didn't fit the sweetheart requirements, he asked her to help find someone who did.<br />
* A [[JERK]] warning him to stay away from a girl.<br />
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'''FIX THIS - SOURCES ETC'''<br />
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ON '''DATE HERE''', messages between Chris and "Savannah Chandler" were leaked. Many found Chris's language towards his teenage niece to be inappropriate. The leak revealed that [[Bob]]'s other Children are truly estranged from the residents at [[14 Branchland Court]], one message tells of a time when Bob and Chris had to leave presents out on the porch because "nobody was in".<br />
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==iOS==<br />
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone. On 19 May 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one ''would'' assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement ''(never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost)'', he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before ''(which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens)''. According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.<br />
Many of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] appear to have been taken with these iOS devices.<ref>[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]</ref><br />
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==Imgur==<br />
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On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ uploaded them on Imgur.] The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 ''(as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was)'' but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted [[Michael Snyder|several]] [[Megan|people]] [[Death Threats|dead]], and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill [[Mimms]]' girlfriend.<br />
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The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was ''[[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|Chris himself.]]''<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, Part 2<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, Part 3<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook5.jpg|<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg<br />
Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1<br />
Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2<br />
Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|"Do I know you?" 1<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|"Do I know you?" 2<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook14.jpg<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook15.jpg<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook16.jpg<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook17.jpg<br />
Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg<br />
Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].<br />
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].<br />
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.<br />
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.<br />
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.<br />
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.<br />
File:Chfb1.png| February leak Part 1<br />
File:Chfb2.png| February leak Part 2<br />
File:Chfb3.png| February leak Part 3<br />
File:Chfb4.png| February leak Part 4<br />
File:Cwc.png|February leak Part 5<br />
File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing.<br />
File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)<br />
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)<br />
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.<br />
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.<br />
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.<br />
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.<br />
File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.<br />
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.<br />
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.<br />
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].<br />
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.<br />
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png<br />
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png<br />
File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine.<br />
File:Train wreck.JPG<br />
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.<br />
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.<br />
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".<br />
File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].<br />
File:Fbp3.png| Chris continues to make [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] unfunny.<br />
File:Fbp4.png<br />
File:Fbp5.png<br />
File:Fbp6.png| Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".<br />
File:Fbp7.png<br />
File:Fbp8.png| Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.<br />
File:Fbp9.png| No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.<br />
File:Fbp10.png| Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.<br />
File:Fbp11.png| Nice to see [[Lego]]s haven't gone anywhere. <br />
File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.<br />
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.<br />
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.<br />
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art<br />
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.<br />
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.<br />
File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens....<br />
File:Facebook2.jpg|....and doesn't succeed.<br />
File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.<br />
File:He_just_compared_online_socialization_to_rape.jpg|Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.<br />
File:Chris-Chan_-_FB_-_Equestria Girls.png|Chris criticizing ''Equestria Girls''.<br />
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</center><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Facebook messages]]<br />
*[[Facebook statuses]]<br />
==References==<br />
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==External links==<br />
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===I am a good man===<br />
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Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm <br />
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There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.<br />
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Please do not believe those terrible rumors; [[Twin Falling Towers|I am a good man]] who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.<br />
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Please help me, so I can help you one day.<br />
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===The Common Question, "Do I know you?"===<br />
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Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm<br />
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When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me."<br />
The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.<br />
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===Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...===<br />
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Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm<br />
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Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.<br />
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Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.<br />
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===What I am looking for in a woman===<br />
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(note: this note was posted on the same day [[Bob]] died) <br />
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Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am<br />
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<nowiki>**</nowiki>Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).<br />
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-21 to 29-years old<br /><br />
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT<br /><br />
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better<br /><br />
-NOT A Smoker<br /><br />
-Carefree/Light-Hearted<br /><br />
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)<br /><br />
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem<br /><br />
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)<br /><br />
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches<br /><br />
-Brunette or Blonde hair<br /><br />
-B-Cup size minimum<br /><br />
-Clean<br /><br />
-Casual<br /><br />
-Not Crazy or Abusive<br /><br />
-Make-Up Optional<br /><br />
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex<br />
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===Unsolicited Friend Requests===<br />
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Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm<br />
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'''Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED,''' ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have '''NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.'''<br />
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===Shooting Myself in the Foot===<br />
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Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm<br />
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I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief".]]<br />
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===An Open Note===<br />
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Sunday, [[April 2012|April 1, 2012]] at 11:12pm<br />
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I want to make something very clear to everyone on [[the internet]]. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]]. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who [[Megan Schroeder|turned Coldest]] [[The Wallflower|Shoulder Against me]] and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]<br />
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The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, [[Barbara]], and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of [[Bob Chandler|my father]] gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.<br />
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You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.<br />
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===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===<br />
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(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)<br />
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Friday, [[April 2012|April 13, 2012]] at 10:08pm <br />
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It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.<br />
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[[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.<br />
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And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own [[Lie|self-fabricated theories and fables]]; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.<br />
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You Trolls, Get A Life.<br />
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Sincerely,<br/><br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br/><br />
4/13/2012<br />
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===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===<br />
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Monday [[April 2012|April 16, 2012]] at 4:21am<br />
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Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j<br />
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I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].<br />
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[[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.<br />
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You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|once innocent]] good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.<br />
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HA HA HA.<br />
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<nowiki>**</nowiki>This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.<ref>http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg</ref><br />
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===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===<br />
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In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of "[[South Park]]"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.<br />
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Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because [[Chris and reality|we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.]]<br />
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I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.<br />
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Christian Weston Chandler.<br />
April 25, 2012<br />
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MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps<br />
www.youtube.com<br />
UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...<br />
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[[File:Saved.jpg]]<br />
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<nowiki>http://www.savederpy.com</nowiki><br />
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Chris later commented:<br />
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And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.<br />
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===I have decided===<br />
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The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and [[Mimms|Photographs]] are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].<br />
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I Welcome All.<br />
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Sincerely,<br/><br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br/><br />
April 25, 2012<br />
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Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.<br />
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The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''<br />
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I Welcome All.<br />
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Sincerely,<br/><br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br/><br />
April 25, 2012<br />
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Chris later commented:<br />
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I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}<br />
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===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D===<br />
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On '''28 April 2012''', Chris posted in Facebook once again, declaring "victory" against the trolls. His reason for ego-tripping was his belief that he had fooled the trolls by announcing that he would come out in public with a new Attraction Sign, subsequently causing them confusion when he didn't show up. Unfortunately for Chris, he ends up making an utter jackass of himself with this post, both by confirming that he [[Chris and Anger|let the trolls get to him in the mall,]] resulting in a shouting match that got him thrown out, as well as basically admitting that his brilliant "revenge" involved him staying holed up in his room, something he does every single day of his life anyway. The delusion that he has "won" when in fact he's shot himself in the foot yet again is really staggering.<br />
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He also takes the time to issue [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|idle death threats]] to his trolls at the end of his bellowing, almost as if he was desperate for people to take him seriously.<br />
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!<br />
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You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j<br />
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To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken "facts".]]<br />
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You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].<br />
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In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]<br />
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I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]<br />
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YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br />
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4/28/2012<br />
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<nowiki>**</nowiki>More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "[[Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps]]".<br />
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===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===<br />
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41<br />
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And to quell one question. "[[JenkinsJinkies]]" "[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]<br />
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===Hey, Trollies===<br />
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Feeling the need to brag again, Chris posted on Facebook taunting the trolls that he wouldn't say a word about what he was up to....and ends up confirming that he got banned from the mall like a dumbass, lost his virginity to a hooker and went to a Mythbusters tour, [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|ironically divulging more about himself than anybody currently knew for the last few months.]] <br />
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{{quotebox|1=Tuesday, 1 [[May 2012]] at 5:53<br />
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You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All. <br />
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And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have [[Chris and sex|Sexual Intercourse]] with a Half-[[Cherokee]] Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Village Voice Media|backpage]].<br />
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You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. [[Lie|MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations]]. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Wallet duct-tape wallet]. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.<br />
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I ain't tellin' ya nothing.<br />
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[[Autism|I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.]]<br />
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I ain't tellin' ya nothing.<br />
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Good Day,<br />
Christian W. Chandler.<br />
[[May 2012|May 1, 2012]]<br />
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P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.}}<br />
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Chris's "Hynamin" show is probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jamie Hyneman|Jamie Hyneman]]; there was a ''[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|MythBusters]]'' live show in [[Barack Obama|Washington, D.C.]] on 24 [[March 2012]], 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.<ref>[http://www.mythbusterstour.com/washington-tickets/]</ref> Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the ''MythBusters'' tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.<br />
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===Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!===<br />
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She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a [[Gal-pal|friend.]]<br />
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Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler.<br />
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May 3, 2012}}<br />
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===Mimms===<br />
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 12 [[May 2012]] at 6:35<br />
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Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me.<br />
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Facebook.com/TehRussian<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler<br />
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5/12/2012}}<br />
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===To The Trolls===<br />
This message was in response to a discussion on the [[CWCki]] forums about a poster campaign on 2 [[June 2012]], alerting the people of [[Charlottesville]] to Chris's degeneracy.<ref>[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]</ref><br />
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 4 [[June 2012]] at [[Biological clock|02:20]]<br />
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I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating [[Trolls|bastards]]. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|shit]] [[lies]], including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account]]; there was NO MOLE.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br />
June 4, 2012<br />
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===Hey! Damn trolls!===<br />
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Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and [[28 October 2011|his impending arraignment in July]], the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.]]<br />
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{{quotebox|1=Wednesday 27 [[June 2012]]<br />
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Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!<br />
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Quit [[Homos|HATING]] Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[Niggos|DISCRIMINATING]] Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[Megan|HARASSING]] Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[Bob|GIVING ME GRIEF]]!!!<br />
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Quit [[Death Threats|WANTING ME DEAD]]!!!<br />
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Quit [[Michael Snyder|BAD-MOUTHING]] Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[Twitter|BLOGGING]] ABOUT Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|HAVING FORUMS]] ABOUT Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[CWCki|HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES]] ABOUT Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[6 June 2010|PHOTOGRAPHING]] and [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|PHOTOSHOPPING]] Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[ShecameforCWC|DRAWING]] Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[Lars%27_Ship_Has_Sunk|MOCKING]] Me!!!<br />
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Quit MAKING ME LOOK [[Naive|STUPID]], [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|DUMB]], [[Slow-in-the-mind|RETARDED]], [[Twin Falling Towers|EVIL]], [[Sonichu Special 4|VILLIANOUS]], [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|BLOOD-THIRSTY]], [[Don%27t_Mess_With_Me|MURDEROUS]], [[White_knight#Chris_is_not_a_good_net_citizen|UNSOCIABLE]], [[Father Call|UNCARING]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNEMPATHETIC]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNCOMPASSIONATE]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers|HATABLE]], [[Chris and Race|DETESTABLE]], [[Chris and Anger|IRRITABLE]], [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|CRAPPED-ON]], [[CWCki|ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA]]!!!<br />
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Quit [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing For Sympathy|MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE]]!!!<br />
<br />
Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND [[Chris and English|TO BE]]!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
}}<br />
<br />
In this post's comment section, [[Anna]] suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|1=Wednesday, 27 [[June 2012]]<br />
Fighta Jet Lopez: Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.<br />
<br />
Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.<br />
<br />
Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?<br />
<br />
Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and [[3DS]] Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second [[Ego|I get all of the important calls for this household these days]]; I can not afford a new number.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:June27.png</ref><br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== You WILL be brought in! ===<br />
<br />
One day following his [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|arraignment]], Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the "trolls" and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.<br />
<br />
As usual, [[Anna]] chimes in with "A small victory!" as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Wednesday, 11 [[July 2012]]<br />
<br />
Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of "Cyan" and "Indigo". Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's "New York Times" paper, titled "CyanIndigo", same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder "thieving and lying"; I had actually said "Bribing and lying".<br />
<br />
Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Stop sending me friend requests! ===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Monday, 8 [[October 2012]]<br />
<br />
I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!!}}<br />
<br />
To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a "You tell 'em, Christian!" Additionally, [[Savannah Chandler]] liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.<br />
<br />
=== Please forgive me! ===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Sunday, 21 [[October 2012]]<br />
I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet.<br />
<br />
I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "laughs" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.}}<br />
<br />
On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with [[manajerks]] at [[McDonalds]] and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show. Also included was an attempt to dox [[Megan Schroeder]] due to a belief that she started the trolling as a means of playing kick the autistic. Subsequently, on October 21, Chris posted an apology as a public status on Facebook. A couple weeks later, he deleted it.<br />
<br />
=== A Christmas Gift ===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Thursday, 20 [[December 2012]]<br />
I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.<br />
<br />
http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip<br />
<br />
Merry Christmas.}}<br />
<br />
=== It's impossible for me to make someone mine ===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Wednesday, 30 [[January 2013]]<br />
"Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine." -Nana O, the anime "NANA" English dub.<br />
<br />
Yep...<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Saturday, 2 [[February 2013]]<br />
<br />
I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== No trolling plans ===<br />
<br />
In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]<br />
<br />
"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?<br />
<br />
[[File:No trolling plans.jpg]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Smiley ===<br />
<br />
Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]<br />
<br />
Just finished watching "Smiley".<br />
(Spoiler Alert)<br />
I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls.<br />
<br />
Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.<br />
<br />
No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Open Letter to Tara Strong ===<br />
<br />
Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]<br />
<br />
I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.<br />
<br />
While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.<br />
<br />
So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?<br />
<br />
If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.<br />
<br />
Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Christian W.Chandler<br />
Ruckersville, VA, USA<br />
<br />
[[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
<br />
"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously [[Ego|for their own attention]]. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.<br />
<br />
All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign ''(although one can easily argue that it was Chris' trolls who pushed the pieces into place)'', Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.<br />
<br />
=== Trolling is Abhor-able ===<br />
<br />
Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]<br />
<br />
Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.<br />
<br />
[[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===<br />
<br />
Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]<br />
<br />
Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact ===<br />
<br />
Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Friday, 8 [[March 2013]]<br />
<br />
So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(<br />
}}<br />
<br />
[[Anna]] once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like "staring into a bright light."<br />
<br />
=== Sonichu is not dead ===<br />
<br />
Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he "was an amateur", implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is [[Chris and art|almost certainly not the case]].<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Saturday, 9 [[March 2013]]<br />
<br />
Listen up.<br />
<br />
When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Gay Marriage ===<br />
<br />
Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case ''Hollingsworth v. Perry'', probably because the news is preempting his [[My Little Pony]] reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the "damn homosexual men", probably only because [[Women's rights|lesbians are hot]] and [[Homos|homo]] men are icky.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| Thursday, 28 [[March 2013]]<br />
Another thing that really [[Family Guy|Grinds My Gears]]:<br />
<br />
I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!<br />
}}<br />
<br />
The next day, [[Anna]] called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays}}<br />
<br />
On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?}}<br />
<br />
In addition, another one of [[Kim Wilson|Chris' friends]] joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you]]. So, you've got it backwards.<br />
<br />
Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?}}<br />
<br />
On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Well, I do not like the majority of the [[JERKS|male population]] regardless.<br />
<br />
The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only [[Lie|tried]] to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.}}<br />
<br />
In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and [[Sonichu|Sonichu's]]) destruction. [[Chris and his ego|By making the entire argument about himself]], Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.<br />
<br />
On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post...<br />
<br />
But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men.<br />
<br />
You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.}}<br />
<br />
=== Game Place ===<br />
<br />
Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about [[Michael Snyder]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]].<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Thursday, 4 [[April 2013]]<br />
I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.}}<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Sega Mascot Contest ===<br />
<br />
Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. <br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Monday, 29 [[April 2013]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series.<br />
<br />
SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did.<br />
<br />
And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast.<br />
<br />
Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!!<br />
<br />
http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/}}<br />
<br />
Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, [[Chris and his Ego|which he subsequently "liked".]]<br />
<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway.<br />
<br />
The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== "The Trolls Who Cry Woman" ===<br />
<br />
Chris posts a rather ''insensitive'' musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and '''being raped.''' He also goes on to rant about "being set up" ''(most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)''<br />
<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:00 <br />
<br />
Here's a musing:<br />
<br />
Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name.<br />
<br />
Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".<br />
<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Headache ===<br />
<br />
Chris makes another "musing":<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Monday, 7 [[May 2013]] at 12:08 <br />
Musing:<br />
<br />
A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.<br />
<br />
}}<br />
<br />
...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.<br />
<br />
===THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!===<br />
<br />
Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls''<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 15 May 2013 at 8:46 <br />
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!<br />
<br />
Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking;<br><br />
<br />
they're inviting High School Pedofile Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the<br><br />
horse enthusiasts were not enough.<br><br />
<br />
If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1<br><br />
Pilot with Megan and her family.<br><br />
<br />
I am still mixed-up and not sure about "Transformers Prime" going "Beast Wars".<br><br />
And I do like a High School Drama when it's good, like "Daria", "MTV's Undressed",<br><br />
"O'Grady" and "Sabrina the Teenage Witch".<br><br />
<br />
High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with "My<br><br />
Little Pony Tales".<br><br />
<br />
With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their<br><br />
Minds in turning the Ponies Human! Just Invite Megan, or re-air G2!<br><br />
<br />
Christian Weston Chandler,<br><br />
Ruckersville, VA, USA<br><br />
May 14, 2013<br><br />
}}<br />
<br />
Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|SOMEBODY, PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS THING NOW!!!}}<br />
<br />
<br />
Chris had funny [[Facebook]] statuses on his old profile, and continues to have them on his current profile.<br />
[[Image:Cwcfacebookwordcloud.jpg|thumb|A wordcloud of Chris' statuses.]]<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! Text<br />
! Time<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is [[Feel So Lonesome|lonesome]] and playin' his [[Video games|videogame]].<br />
| January 10, [[2008]] at 12:37am<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and playin' his videogame.<br />
| January 10, 2008 at 12:39am<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and waitin' at the [[University of Virginia|Alderman Library]]<br />
| January 16, 2008 at 3:00am<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at [[14 Branchland Court|home]].<br />
| January 18, 2008 at 8:45pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home and tired of the snow.<br />
| January 22, 2008 at 3:37am<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home<br />
| January 23, 2008 at 8:17pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library Lounge This Afternoon.<br />
| January 23, 2008 at 8:20pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge This Afternoon.<br />
| January 24, 2008 at 2:23am<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home<br />
| January 24, 2008 at 4:59pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at [[The GAMe PLACe|The Game Place]] this evening for [[Pokémon|Pokemon]] League.<br />
| January 24, 2008 at 11:52pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home<br />
| January 25, 2008 at 5:36pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler will be attending the early service at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]]<br />
| January 26, 2008 at 10:18pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home<br />
| January 27, 2008 at 6:01pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge this Afternoon<br />
| January 28, 2008 at 7:27pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge this Afternoon, [[Virgin with rage|and I am real lonely.]]<br />
| January 28, 2008 at 9:11pm<br />
|-<br />
| I'm not seeing any NEW posts on my wall, please write something pleasant, some [[Gal-pal|gal]].<br />
| January 29, 2008 at 3:13am<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.<br />
| January 31, 2008 at 10:17pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler will be attending the early service at his church<br />
| February 2, 2008 at 7:14pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home<br />
| February 7, 2008 at 9:23am<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.<br />
| February 7, 2008 at 4:56pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home<br />
| February 12, 2008 at 3:44pm<br />
|-<br />
| Open Question; Please Answer. Am I Good Looking or handsome?<br />
| January 29, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Here is a suggestion, and it would greatly be appreciated. Download (To your phone or handheld), or <br />
Perferably (color) Print, my Profile Photo. Share with me as many of y'all's female friends. Ask them each if they think I look cute, good, attractive or not. And if they ask, tell them I am single. And if they ask How I am still single; DO NOT HESITATE to inform them, "He is very shy and high-functionally autistic." TELL THEM NOT TO GOOGLE MY NAME, or just leave my name out of the conversation.<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Well, still an open question, do I look attractive in my most current photograph, featured Profile Photo?<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| During a time of which, [[The_Tale_Of_The_Crazy_Pacer|"Pacing"]] with said sign stuck onto original DS played the role. I was considered "Crazy", but my actions were greatly misunderstood by the people. "Soliciting?"?!! I had no understanding or awareness of that term until after I was handcuffed Twice; Recorded on file once. I had little respect to the [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] in colors other then blue or black. After October 28, 2011; I know have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called "Officers of the Badge."<br />
| January 30, 2012 <br />
|-<br />
| At the capital [[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square| F.Sq Mall]]; Population: Mild to medium.<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| It really makes me feel soo sad, lonely and disappointed to feel soo INVISIBLE IN PUBLIC. I could just Stand in Walking Traffic, and I would ONLY be overlooked and walked through like a ghost of sad, lonely pasts<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I mean, ANYONE can feel sorry for somebody who is worse off, but do THEY actually do ANYTHING for that person? The answer is No. Another thing that makes me sad.<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| This Charlottesville "Community" is FULL of Ignorant, Uncaring, Snooty, Snobish Corrupted People.<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Time and Time again, I saw Very Little Success in Attracion. If "Good Looks" attract the opposite gender, and if I have such a good-looking, kind face that may be even considered Remotely Attractive, I would have attracted my woman right away and I would not feel soo crappy and miserable today. <br />
| January 30, 2012 <br />
|-<br />
| I am Not looking forward to turning 30. [:_(<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| It reminds me of countless times I hung out here from '05 to '07 in the enduring days of my Sweetheart Search. During most of which, I resorted to a method of attraction that I learned later "made me look retarded"; having a sign by my side stating, "##- Year Old, Single Male, searching for an 18 - ## year old Single Woman."<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| February is coming up... My birthday's on the 24th... I'll be 30... Still a Virgin. I mean, MOST people lose their Virgin Marys BEFORE 21. My mother lost hers in her High School years. My Father lost his at the age of 27. "THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN"!!! DAMN IT! Abstinence is a Very Crappy Joke! It only leads to Growing, GROWing, GROWING EMOTIONAL PAIN over the extended time.<br />
| Janurary 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I miss hanging out with my friends too.<br />
| January 31, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Chobits. The storybooks Chi reads; they describe me. Chobits available for instant streaming on [[Netflix]]. The anime is very good in its story.<br />
| January 31, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| [[:Image:GAMe_PLACe_Cyber-Bully_Hang-Out_Ad.png|Please tell EVERYONE to Stay the HELL Away from that PLACe!!!]] ''[Note: Ad is placed underneath the status update.]''<br />
| January 31, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| The best possible solution for my emotions is to ACTUALLY hang out IN PERSON. IF y'all can get away from your own businesses, romances and work to ACTUALLY Be Better Friends. <br />
| February 1, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| People of [[Charlottesville, VA]] are Insensitive of others, including those of us who are Socially Worse Off than they Snobbishly are. <br />
| February 1, 2012<br />
|- <br />
| Bitch left w.out a reply from me. Confirmed departure; relocated self to Starbucks kiosk leaving chair as-is; Symbolic Middle-Finger to [[Jerkops]]. BTW, [[Janekop]] "threatened" to get the [[Manajerk]]. LOL. <br />
| February 1, 2012<br />
|- <br />
| I am still feeling heartache; including empty-but-few-drops feeling in heart; continuing to wait for Caring, Pretty, White Female Peer.<br />
| February 1, 2012<br />
|- <br />
| Currenty at [[Fashion Square Mall|F.Sq. Pop]]: mild to med. Approached by B.Male Jerkop in white; asked me to re-rotate comfy chair I'm sitting in; I Ignored the S.O.B. ;j Now being approached by W. Janekop; ignoring bitch.<br />
| February 1, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| [[Bob|Heartache]]. heartache... [[Chris and English|helaerttttttttacheewi]].....<br />
| February 2, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I feel a little better, but the heartaches are still here. Doctor Perscribes Hanging out and having fun with some Friends, Face to Face, Three Times A Week.<br />
| February 2, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Earlier, at Toys 'R' Us, I put together a [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Lego (Friends) Lemonade Stand]] for Alex's cause. Each Free stand built would give a dollar to support ending child cancer.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Anyhoo, after T.R.U., I went to the mall, with my normal plan in my head to sit, hang and wait for a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Ms. Right]].<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Back to today, I took my normal once-around the mall before settling down to hang. But I impulsively decided to leave a few photos as I walked. Eventually, I settled for my hand at a table of the S.Bucks kiosk. I called my mother to check in. While ringing, a Jerkop wandered into my space; I saw one to a handful of my warning photos in his right hand. I felt shocked with surprise. <br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Mom answered; I played it cool with her, while I started to get up and walk away. We finished the chat; she hung up; I hung up as I walked. Then I looked back; the Jerkop following me said something. I start running to the JCP. I hid in the back for a moment to catch myself. I thought it best to leave and return another day.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Set to exit via the one with the salon, HE and an accomplice intercepted me. "You're not in any trouble", the Jerkop said; the hell I was not, or Why would the son of a bitch be chasing after me. I exited via the South exit instead. I veered my way around eastward to the Mitsu I was driving, far east from the east Belk entrance. I started along the outter edge of the parking lot. I was spotted by the accomplice, but I was too fast for him, and I was tactful hiding and weaving around the parked cars to get to mine.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I see the acc catching up as I was close to my car. Those dumbasses probably thought to search for my [[Son-Chu|Escort]]; not a Mitsubishi. The Jerkop called out to me by name once during the mess; I was Not going to associate with ANYONE who knew me by name without my own familiarity of him/her. Cheap Internet Fame is JUST NOT WORTH A SHIT. I got into my car and escaped swiftly, leaving behind a confused accomplice.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Now I rest at an [[McDonald's|McD]] with an Arnold Palmer Tea and Apple Slices, rehydrating myself and resting while typing my story up. My Mother does NOT need to know of what happened.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Sorry, but another important point needs to be typed. The edited .jpg of Snyder's 10% coupon from NBC 29's flyer I had posted earlier on my wall, well I have recently printed 50 copies at a photo-print station at [[Wal-Mart]] a few days ago, Destined to be distributed as I went. Placed like on the table I wpuld be sitting at, or for the Mall, placed like advertising things near other ad things. Their purpose, obviously, is to Inform The Public and Masses to Stay Far Away from that PLACe, because Cyber-Bullies DO meet, hand and breed there under Snyder's approval. That PLACe WILL go down, by my will, or by someone else's fire-on-a-stick and bombs.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| On another topic, I just got hit by my horoscope today. It warned me to keep my business only to myself and associates, otherwise I'd run risk of...<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| (keep my goals to myself or risk)... "Being encouraged Ad Nauseam"<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I took the horoscope to mean that I should keep my resumed Sweetheart Search quiet at the Mall today. I had planned on wearing a sign around my neck, stating non-offensively, "IF YOU LIKE ME, PLEASE TELL ME". I had also thought of playing music from my 3DS loudly through bomb-shaped mini speakers with fun faces I had purchased at Wal-Mart.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Found first two seasons of "Laguna Beach" on DVD at Goodwill with ALL matching discs included. Checking out series now; I like it so far.<br />
| February 5, 2012<br />
|-<br />
|Recently, after being corrected of homo Andy Dick DID NOT star in the movie, "Napoleon Dynamite", I rented the movie from PSN. It was a fun, okay movie. Additionally, I actually watched the first two episodes of the new Animated Series on FOX before I watched the movie.<br />
| February 5, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Recently watched Graduation episode of L.B. S-1; I reflected on High School again, as well as my Graduation. I cried again.<br />
| February 6, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I Don't Know. I've observed that I felt like more often than usual. I'm still feeling lost. I'm lonely. I need face-to-face woman/friends. I'm slow on the take sometimes to often. I wish I could go back to 1999. I wish my family and I had not moved back here. My heart still aches. My soul feels broken, beaten and scarred. I dunno what to think. I Don't Know.<br />
| February 7, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Hey, Everyone! Say hello to my friend who has been offline for a while; she finally got back on and started an f.b. page for herself from my invitation, [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]. **(:D**<br />
| February 8, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Here, [[:Image:Chris_and_Jackie_Lego_Friends.png|my Lego Minifig counterpart is lucky with a Lego Friend]]; hopefully Jackie and I can get together and renew our relationship. :) '[Note: Picture is placed underneath the status update.]''<br />
| February 9, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| [[:Image:Christian_3DS_Wii_QR_Code.png|My 3DS Mii QR Code]]. ''[Note: Code is placed underneath the status update.]''<br />
| February 9, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I've just finished watching the [[My Little Pony|M.L.P.]] We <3 Ponies Mare-a-thon countdown. I'm pleased "Green Isn't Your Color" made #2; I feel confused why "Luna Eclipsed" was voted #1. I liked "Look Before You Sleep" better, but considering the choices on HubWorld.com, "The Cutie-Mark Chronicles" should HAVE been the #1 episode.<br />
| February 11, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I'm just (re)informing y'all that I still feel little looking forward to my 30th [[Christian Love Day|Birthday]], and I have NO plans on or around the date. Everyone on my Friends List, you all are welcome to extend you wishes to me by U.S. Post Mail or Telephone on my cell's Voice Mail. You all are also welcome to visit me at my house (yard-visit); please call my cell and leave a message with your name and phone number, so I can return your call. <br />
| February 11, 2012<br />
|- <br />
| Also, I still wait for a response from Jackie here; with her hopping a plane for a vacay suddenly, I feel concerned and worry rather or not she still longs for me (mutually) or not.<br />
| February 11, 2012<br />
|- <br />
| Mom got upset with me after I got caught flipping off a Jerkop. She told me how she felt in a conflict-resolution. It hurt me. She recovered after some rest, but I still feel very sad. I feel like I deserve to be beaten up, and I do not want Michael Snyder's blood on my mother's hands. <br />
| February 13, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I'm feeling sad and lonely again. Just hang in' at McD in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckers]]. *sigh* ...<br />
| February 13, 2012<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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== Application statuses ==<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler was reviewing friends' friends for [[Love Quest|dating]], using Spark<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler wants to know if you would [[Hanky-panky|do him]]? Yes? No?<br />
|-<br />
|[[Troll|Someone]] is checking out Christian Weston Chandler on Zoosk.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is in MOOD for a [[Rape|SWEET KISS]] from someone really special Is that YOU?<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler gave a sweet ANONYMOUS kiss to a Secret Someone special Rachel Davis Isnt this exciting?<br />
|-<br />
|Someone rated Christian Weston Chandler on Are YOU Sexy.<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler has added FunWall.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is being viewed on 'Meet New People'.<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler added the iLike application.<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler added [[Chris and music|music]] to their profile<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler took the [[Sweetheart|Ideal Mate]] quiz<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler says: I feel Lonely<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is being viewed on MNF<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler just added the [[Cherokian Clan|Heritage]] app.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler , New Stickers are waiting for you!<br />
|-<br />
|Someone Yes'd Christian Weston Chandler on MNF<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler has added a new [[Son-Chu|bumper sticker]]<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is checking out Are You Interested?!<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler has created a playlist called [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CWC\'s Jams]].<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler voted for his favorite version of a song<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler listened to the song<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is being flirted with on 'Meet New People'.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is checking out Meet New People!<br />
|-<br />
|Update! Top Friends News from Christian Weston Chandler!<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler found someone interesting on Mesmo [[Chris and television|TV]] Match<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler took a quiz<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler added [[Family Guy|TV favorites]] to their profile using Mesmo TV<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is passing teammates in TV Show Trivia<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler found out which [[For Julie's Eyes Only|sexual position]] is best for him<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|Naughty Genie]] and is granting naughty wishes to friends<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler has made a naughty [[China|wish]] to Linda DeLorme. Linda DeLorme must now fulfill it.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler granted a naughty wish back to Linda DeLorme<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler joined the Compare HOTNESS Tournament!<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler has just sent a new post.<br />
|-<br />
|Someone flirted with Christian Weston Chandler!<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler found a lucky Facebook [[Homos|Fairy]]!<br />
|-<br />
|Naughty Genie granted Christian Weston Chandler a Wish<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is playing the Sex Appeal game.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler sent Frog playing banjo gift to Jessica Gombert<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Smiley from Jessica Gombert.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler sent Rachel Reynolds a Juno Movie Message.<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler voted for Melissa Williams for FB Models.<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler has a Blue heart !<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Nosey from Jessica Gombert.<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Bluey from Jessica Gombert.<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Spotty from Jessica Gombert.<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler gained a Scratch And Win title<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler has been loved<br />
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[[Category: Historical Documents]]</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Lorrihed/Facebook_Statuses&diff=165899User:Lorrihed/Facebook Statuses2013-05-28T20:25:35Z<p>Lorrihed: Created page with "'''DONT FUCK WITH THIS PAGE. I'M ATTEMPTING TO FIX THE THREE FACEBOOK PAGES BUT IT'LL TAKE SOME TIME. IGNORE THIS ARTICLE TIL THIS IS GONE''' Chris had funny Facebook stat..."</p>
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<div>'''DONT FUCK WITH THIS PAGE. I'M ATTEMPTING TO FIX THE THREE FACEBOOK PAGES BUT IT'LL TAKE SOME TIME. IGNORE THIS ARTICLE TIL THIS IS GONE'''<br />
Chris had funny [[Facebook]] statuses on his old profile, and continues to have them on his current profile.<br />
[[Image:Cwcfacebookwordcloud.jpg|thumb|A wordcloud of Chris' statuses.]]<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler is [[Feel So Lonesome|lonesome]] and playin' his [[Video games|videogame]].<br />
| January 10, [[2008]] at 12:37am<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and playin' his videogame.<br />
| January 10, 2008 at 12:39am<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and waitin' at the [[University of Virginia|Alderman Library]]<br />
| January 16, 2008 at 3:00am<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at [[14 Branchland Court|home]].<br />
| January 18, 2008 at 8:45pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home and tired of the snow.<br />
| January 22, 2008 at 3:37am<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home<br />
| January 23, 2008 at 8:17pm<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library Lounge This Afternoon.<br />
| January 23, 2008 at 8:20pm<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge This Afternoon.<br />
| January 24, 2008 at 2:23am<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler is at home<br />
| January 24, 2008 at 4:59pm<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler will be at [[The GAMe PLACe|The Game Place]] this evening for [[Pokémon|Pokemon]] League.<br />
| January 24, 2008 at 11:52pm<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler is at home<br />
| January 25, 2008 at 5:36pm<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler will be attending the early service at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]]<br />
| January 26, 2008 at 10:18pm<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler is at home<br />
| January 27, 2008 at 6:01pm<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge this Afternoon<br />
| January 28, 2008 at 7:27pm<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge this Afternoon, [[Virgin with rage|and I am real lonely.]]<br />
| January 28, 2008 at 9:11pm<br />
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| I'm not seeing any NEW posts on my wall, please write something pleasant, some [[Gal-pal|gal]].<br />
| January 29, 2008 at 3:13am<br />
|-<br />
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.<br />
| January 31, 2008 at 10:17pm<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler will be attending the early service at his church<br />
| February 2, 2008 at 7:14pm<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler is at home<br />
| February 7, 2008 at 9:23am<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.<br />
| February 7, 2008 at 4:56pm<br />
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| Christian Weston Chandler is at home<br />
| February 12, 2008 at 3:44pm<br />
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| Open Question; Please Answer. Am I Good Looking or handsome?<br />
| January 29, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Here is a suggestion, and it would greatly be appreciated. Download (To your phone or handheld), or <br />
Perferably (color) Print, my Profile Photo. Share with me as many of y'all's female friends. Ask them each if they think I look cute, good, attractive or not. And if they ask, tell them I am single. And if they ask How I am still single; DO NOT HESITATE to inform them, "He is very shy and high-functionally autistic." TELL THEM NOT TO GOOGLE MY NAME, or just leave my name out of the conversation.<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Well, still an open question, do I look attractive in my most current photograph, featured Profile Photo?<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| During a time of which, [[The_Tale_Of_The_Crazy_Pacer|"Pacing"]] with said sign stuck onto original DS played the role. I was considered "Crazy", but my actions were greatly misunderstood by the people. "Soliciting?"?!! I had no understanding or awareness of that term until after I was handcuffed Twice; Recorded on file once. I had little respect to the [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] in colors other then blue or black. After October 28, 2011; I know have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called "Officers of the Badge."<br />
| January 30, 2012 <br />
|-<br />
| At the capital [[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square| F.Sq Mall]]; Population: Mild to medium.<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| It really makes me feel soo sad, lonely and disappointed to feel soo INVISIBLE IN PUBLIC. I could just Stand in Walking Traffic, and I would ONLY be overlooked and walked through like a ghost of sad, lonely pasts<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I mean, ANYONE can feel sorry for somebody who is worse off, but do THEY actually do ANYTHING for that person? The answer is No. Another thing that makes me sad.<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| This Charlottesville "Community" is FULL of Ignorant, Uncaring, Snooty, Snobish Corrupted People.<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Time and Time again, I saw Very Little Success in Attracion. If "Good Looks" attract the opposite gender, and if I have such a good-looking, kind face that may be even considered Remotely Attractive, I would have attracted my woman right away and I would not feel soo crappy and miserable today. <br />
| January 30, 2012 <br />
|-<br />
| I am Not looking forward to turning 30. [:_(<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| It reminds me of countless times I hung out here from '05 to '07 in the enduring days of my Sweetheart Search. During most of which, I resorted to a method of attraction that I learned later "made me look retarded"; having a sign by my side stating, "##- Year Old, Single Male, searching for an 18 - ## year old Single Woman."<br />
| January 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| February is coming up... My birthday's on the 24th... I'll be 30... Still a Virgin. I mean, MOST people lose their Virgin Marys BEFORE 21. My mother lost hers in her High School years. My Father lost his at the age of 27. "THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN"!!! DAMN IT! Abstinence is a Very Crappy Joke! It only leads to Growing, GROWing, GROWING EMOTIONAL PAIN over the extended time.<br />
| Janurary 30, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I miss hanging out with my friends too.<br />
| January 31, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Chobits. The storybooks Chi reads; they describe me. Chobits available for instant streaming on [[Netflix]]. The anime is very good in its story.<br />
| January 31, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| [[:Image:GAMe_PLACe_Cyber-Bully_Hang-Out_Ad.png|Please tell EVERYONE to Stay the HELL Away from that PLACe!!!]] ''[Note: Ad is placed underneath the status update.]''<br />
| January 31, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| The best possible solution for my emotions is to ACTUALLY hang out IN PERSON. IF y'all can get away from your own businesses, romances and work to ACTUALLY Be Better Friends. <br />
| February 1, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| People of [[Charlottesville, VA]] are Insensitive of others, including those of us who are Socially Worse Off than they Snobbishly are. <br />
| February 1, 2012<br />
|- <br />
| Bitch left w.out a reply from me. Confirmed departure; relocated self to Starbucks kiosk leaving chair as-is; Symbolic Middle-Finger to [[Jerkops]]. BTW, [[Janekop]] "threatened" to get the [[Manajerk]]. LOL. <br />
| February 1, 2012<br />
|- <br />
| I am still feeling heartache; including empty-but-few-drops feeling in heart; continuing to wait for Caring, Pretty, White Female Peer.<br />
| February 1, 2012<br />
|- <br />
| Currenty at [[Fashion Square Mall|F.Sq. Pop]]: mild to med. Approached by B.Male Jerkop in white; asked me to re-rotate comfy chair I'm sitting in; I Ignored the S.O.B. ;j Now being approached by W. Janekop; ignoring bitch.<br />
| February 1, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| [[Bob|Heartache]]. heartache... [[Chris and English|helaerttttttttacheewi]].....<br />
| February 2, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I feel a little better, but the heartaches are still here. Doctor Perscribes Hanging out and having fun with some Friends, Face to Face, Three Times A Week.<br />
| February 2, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Earlier, at Toys 'R' Us, I put together a [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Lego (Friends) Lemonade Stand]] for Alex's cause. Each Free stand built would give a dollar to support ending child cancer.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Anyhoo, after T.R.U., I went to the mall, with my normal plan in my head to sit, hang and wait for a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Ms. Right]].<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Back to today, I took my normal once-around the mall before settling down to hang. But I impulsively decided to leave a few photos as I walked. Eventually, I settled for my hand at a table of the S.Bucks kiosk. I called my mother to check in. While ringing, a Jerkop wandered into my space; I saw one to a handful of my warning photos in his right hand. I felt shocked with surprise. <br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Mom answered; I played it cool with her, while I started to get up and walk away. We finished the chat; she hung up; I hung up as I walked. Then I looked back; the Jerkop following me said something. I start running to the JCP. I hid in the back for a moment to catch myself. I thought it best to leave and return another day.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Set to exit via the one with the salon, HE and an accomplice intercepted me. "You're not in any trouble", the Jerkop said; the hell I was not, or Why would the son of a bitch be chasing after me. I exited via the South exit instead. I veered my way around eastward to the Mitsu I was driving, far east from the east Belk entrance. I started along the outter edge of the parking lot. I was spotted by the accomplice, but I was too fast for him, and I was tactful hiding and weaving around the parked cars to get to mine.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I see the acc catching up as I was close to my car. Those dumbasses probably thought to search for my [[Son-Chu|Escort]]; not a Mitsubishi. The Jerkop called out to me by name once during the mess; I was Not going to associate with ANYONE who knew me by name without my own familiarity of him/her. Cheap Internet Fame is JUST NOT WORTH A SHIT. I got into my car and escaped swiftly, leaving behind a confused accomplice.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Now I rest at an [[McDonald's|McD]] with an Arnold Palmer Tea and Apple Slices, rehydrating myself and resting while typing my story up. My Mother does NOT need to know of what happened.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Sorry, but another important point needs to be typed. The edited .jpg of Snyder's 10% coupon from NBC 29's flyer I had posted earlier on my wall, well I have recently printed 50 copies at a photo-print station at [[Wal-Mart]] a few days ago, Destined to be distributed as I went. Placed like on the table I wpuld be sitting at, or for the Mall, placed like advertising things near other ad things. Their purpose, obviously, is to Inform The Public and Masses to Stay Far Away from that PLACe, because Cyber-Bullies DO meet, hand and breed there under Snyder's approval. That PLACe WILL go down, by my will, or by someone else's fire-on-a-stick and bombs.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| On another topic, I just got hit by my horoscope today. It warned me to keep my business only to myself and associates, otherwise I'd run risk of...<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| (keep my goals to myself or risk)... "Being encouraged Ad Nauseam"<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I took the horoscope to mean that I should keep my resumed Sweetheart Search quiet at the Mall today. I had planned on wearing a sign around my neck, stating non-offensively, "IF YOU LIKE ME, PLEASE TELL ME". I had also thought of playing music from my 3DS loudly through bomb-shaped mini speakers with fun faces I had purchased at Wal-Mart.<br />
| February 4, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Found first two seasons of "Laguna Beach" on DVD at Goodwill with ALL matching discs included. Checking out series now; I like it so far.<br />
| February 5, 2012<br />
|-<br />
|Recently, after being corrected of homo Andy Dick DID NOT star in the movie, "Napoleon Dynamite", I rented the movie from PSN. It was a fun, okay movie. Additionally, I actually watched the first two episodes of the new Animated Series on FOX before I watched the movie.<br />
| February 5, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Recently watched Graduation episode of L.B. S-1; I reflected on High School again, as well as my Graduation. I cried again.<br />
| February 6, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I Don't Know. I've observed that I felt like more often than usual. I'm still feeling lost. I'm lonely. I need face-to-face woman/friends. I'm slow on the take sometimes to often. I wish I could go back to 1999. I wish my family and I had not moved back here. My heart still aches. My soul feels broken, beaten and scarred. I dunno what to think. I Don't Know.<br />
| February 7, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Hey, Everyone! Say hello to my friend who has been offline for a while; she finally got back on and started an f.b. page for herself from my invitation, [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]. **(:D**<br />
| February 8, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| Here, [[:Image:Chris_and_Jackie_Lego_Friends.png|my Lego Minifig counterpart is lucky with a Lego Friend]]; hopefully Jackie and I can get together and renew our relationship. :) '[Note: Picture is placed underneath the status update.]''<br />
| February 9, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| [[:Image:Christian_3DS_Wii_QR_Code.png|My 3DS Mii QR Code]]. ''[Note: Code is placed underneath the status update.]''<br />
| February 9, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I've just finished watching the [[My Little Pony|M.L.P.]] We <3 Ponies Mare-a-thon countdown. I'm pleased "Green Isn't Your Color" made #2; I feel confused why "Luna Eclipsed" was voted #1. I liked "Look Before You Sleep" better, but considering the choices on HubWorld.com, "The Cutie-Mark Chronicles" should HAVE been the #1 episode.<br />
| February 11, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I'm just (re)informing y'all that I still feel little looking forward to my 30th [[Christian Love Day|Birthday]], and I have NO plans on or around the date. Everyone on my Friends List, you all are welcome to extend you wishes to me by U.S. Post Mail or Telephone on my cell's Voice Mail. You all are also welcome to visit me at my house (yard-visit); please call my cell and leave a message with your name and phone number, so I can return your call. <br />
| February 11, 2012<br />
|- <br />
| Also, I still wait for a response from Jackie here; with her hopping a plane for a vacay suddenly, I feel concerned and worry rather or not she still longs for me (mutually) or not.<br />
| February 11, 2012<br />
|- <br />
| Mom got upset with me after I got caught flipping off a Jerkop. She told me how she felt in a conflict-resolution. It hurt me. She recovered after some rest, but I still feel very sad. I feel like I deserve to be beaten up, and I do not want Michael Snyder's blood on my mother's hands. <br />
| February 13, 2012<br />
|-<br />
| I'm feeling sad and lonely again. Just hang in' at McD in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckers]]. *sigh* ...<br />
| February 13, 2012<br />
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|}<br />
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== Application statuses ==<br />
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! Text<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler was reviewing friends' friends for [[Love Quest|dating]], using Spark<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler wants to know if you would [[Hanky-panky|do him]]? Yes? No?<br />
|-<br />
|[[Troll|Someone]] is checking out Christian Weston Chandler on Zoosk.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is in MOOD for a [[Rape|SWEET KISS]] from someone really special Is that YOU?<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler gave a sweet ANONYMOUS kiss to a Secret Someone special Rachel Davis Isnt this exciting?<br />
|-<br />
|Someone rated Christian Weston Chandler on Are YOU Sexy.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler has added FunWall.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is being viewed on 'Meet New People'.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler added the iLike application.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler added [[Chris and music|music]] to their profile<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler took the [[Sweetheart|Ideal Mate]] quiz<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler says: I feel Lonely<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is being viewed on MNF<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler just added the [[Cherokian Clan|Heritage]] app.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler , New Stickers are waiting for you!<br />
|-<br />
|Someone Yes'd Christian Weston Chandler on MNF<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler has added a new [[Son-Chu|bumper sticker]]<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is checking out Are You Interested?!<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler has created a playlist called [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CWC\'s Jams]].<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler voted for his favorite version of a song<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler listened to the song<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is being flirted with on 'Meet New People'.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is checking out Meet New People!<br />
|-<br />
|Update! Top Friends News from Christian Weston Chandler!<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler found someone interesting on Mesmo [[Chris and television|TV]] Match<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler took a quiz<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler added [[Family Guy|TV favorites]] to their profile using Mesmo TV<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is passing teammates in TV Show Trivia<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler found out which [[For Julie's Eyes Only|sexual position]] is best for him<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|Naughty Genie]] and is granting naughty wishes to friends<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler has made a naughty [[China|wish]] to Linda DeLorme. Linda DeLorme must now fulfill it.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler granted a naughty wish back to Linda DeLorme<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler joined the Compare HOTNESS Tournament!<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler has just sent a new post.<br />
|-<br />
|Someone flirted with Christian Weston Chandler!<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler found a lucky Facebook [[Homos|Fairy]]!<br />
|-<br />
|Naughty Genie granted Christian Weston Chandler a Wish<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler is playing the Sex Appeal game.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler sent Frog playing banjo gift to Jessica Gombert<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Smiley from Jessica Gombert.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler sent Rachel Reynolds a Juno Movie Message.<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler voted for Melissa Williams for FB Models.<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler has a Blue heart !<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Nosey from Jessica Gombert.<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Bluey from Jessica Gombert.<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Spotty from Jessica Gombert.<br />
|-<br />
|Christian Weston Chandler gained a Scratch And Win title<br />
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|Christian Weston Chandler has been loved<br />
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On 31 [[May 2009]], [[Chris's]] '''[[Facebook]]''' account was hacked and found to contain several communications with [[boyfriend-free girls]] from the [[Charlottesville]] area. This is Chris's TRUE and HONEST correspondence with these women (and occasionally men) from 9–30 January [[2008]].<br />
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{{quote|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."}}<br />
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Notable messages include Chris talking with a rambunctious 17-year-old girl who "loves to party" and Chris promising he would not [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|lay a finger]] on her (until she turned 18, at least), a young man threatening Chris for messaging his lady friend, and a woman who actually accepted Chris's invitation for a coffee but was rejected by Chris when he found out she's a single mother.<br />
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== Christina Katherine Trevillian ==<br />
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{{quotebox|Hi. :)<br />
<br />
January 23 at 1:10am<br />
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Hi, Christina. I have read your profile, and I find you quite interesting. You're pretty, honest and smart.<br><br />
If you'd like, I'd like to meet you for a [[My Coke Rewards|soda]] or coffee and get to know you better over a [[Sex|pleasant conversation]].<br><br />
I also hope you will accept my friend request I have submitted earlier.<br><br />
Please reply if it's all cool. :)<br />
<br />
Have a good day.<br />
<br />
Peace,<br><br />
Christian Chandler.<br />
<br />
PS<br><br />
Forgive me for asking, I do not mean to offend, but how old are you?<br><br />
You didn't list your birthdate or age, you've listed that you're in [[High School]], and [[Pedofork|I would not want to take advantage of a possible minor]].}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|January 27 at 5:27pm<br />
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umm okay well im seventeen and about to be 18 in a few months but yeah i love to party and all that good shit so hit me up}}<br />
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{{quotebox|January 27 at 5:59pm<br />
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Cool, Christina. While I don't know what it means to "hit me up", I'll assume it means to talk to you more. :)<br />
<br />
Please let me know where and when you'd like to meet for the coffee or soda in an e-mail to my address at CWCSonichu@aol.com.<br />
<br />
Also, while I will tell you anything you'd like to know between e-mails and person to person conversations, I'd like to get the ball rolling with a few simple Qs you may answer in your first e-mail to me. What's your favorite color? What else do you like to do in your spare time ([[Chris and art|drawing]], [[Chris and writing|writing]], etc.)? Do you live with your family? You're in your Junior year in High School, right? Is there anything else other than what you have listed in your profile that fascinates you? You live in the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] area, where specifically ([[Ruckersville]], [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Standardsville]], etc.)?<br />
<br />
In your first e-mail to me, please use "Hi :) " in the subject, so I'll know it came from you.<br />
<br />
I look forward to meeting you in person and learning more about you. And if you need a tutor for a school subject, I can probably help you; I've excelled in math and english subjects; y yo tom'e dos anos de Espa~nol in mi escuela secundaria (and I took two years of [[Spanish]] in my High School).<br />
<br />
Take care;<br />
<br />
Chris Chan.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Another thing while I'm thinkin' about it,<br />
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January 27 at 7:03pm<br />
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please accept my friend request I've previously sent you.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|January 28 at 12:30pm<br />
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okay yeah well heres the thing...1st of all im seventeen and ur to old....and 2nd of all u know ur to old for me...and 3rd of all im not into all that chirstian shit but i would still love to be friends with you... and i dont know very many chiristians who like to party, cause im a hard core party girl.! so...}}<br />
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{{quotebox|January 28 at 12:43pm<br />
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No, nothing like what you may be thinking; I just wanted to be friends with you; I'd wait untill you were at least 18 before [[Sex|taking it further]]. Also, I CAN party; I just don't get invited much. There's nothing wrong with simply meeting for a pleasant conversation and soda pop; I promise I would not lay a finger on you.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|January 29 at 4:33pm<br />
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where do u live cause i aint driving far}}<br />
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{{quotebox|January 30 at 12:21am<br />
<br />
I live in Ruckersville of Greene County, so I don't live far from you, I'm sure. But I meant like meeting at a [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] or [[Burger King]] for the soda and conversation; I'll invite you over to my place after a few meetings, and getting to know each other. Believe me, it's a good house with a good daylilly garden my father put together, and I come from a good family.<br />
<br />
Please let me know where and when you'd like to meet.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|January 30 at 12:23pm<br />
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okay well a little fyi im on probation and house arrest and i might get locked up tomorrow for breaking my probation so lets just take it day by day<br><br />
i mean i dont know u at all and people might talk about me hanging with some older dude who i dont know!<br><br />
but i DO hang at dq ( dairy queen ) every day after school<br><br />
so drop by and see if u can find me<br><br />
halla boy}}<br />
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{{quotebox|January 30 at 1:46pm<br />
<br />
Goodness. How did you manage that spot of trouble? Anyway, I am cool with taking it day by day; we have plenty of time to learn about each other.<br><br />
U talking about the Dairy Queen at [[Wikipedia:Forest Lakes, Chesapeake, Virginia|Forest Lakes]], right? [[Pedofork|I may swing by one day; what time does your school let out?]]<br><br />
Also, we can chat over the [[internet]] if you have AIM; please let me know if you have AIM (or an AOL account with Instant Messaging) and when you'll be online.<br><br />
Have you read my profile; you can learn a lot about me from there.<br><br />
Please don't let the age difference deter our friendship; if it makes you feel better, you may think of me as an exchange student you're getting to know.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I'll get the ball rolling on telling you a bit about me. I'm 5'10", nearsighted (so I wear [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]), my favorite color is blue, both of my eyes were blue, but I had pink eye in the right one and had to take eyedrops which [[Heterochromia|changed its color to green]]. I like to be [[art]]istic in drawing or [[Lego|building]]; I have pages of my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|electric-hedgehog Pokemon]], [[Sonichu]] and the cast of characters in his world, as well as a few comic books I've put together of me and Sonichu (BTW, DO NOT FALL for the web pages that talk ill about me; they're just [[Trolls|cyber bullies]]). I play [[video games]] often; favorites are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Guitar Hero]]. I've earned [[Honor Roll]] throughout my [[Providence Middle School|Middle]] and [[Manchester High School|High Schools]], and graduated from H.S. I've already mentioned my [[CADD]] degree I've earned from [[PVCC]] (I've also made the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]]'s List there). I like all kinds of music; [[Bob Chandler|my father]] raised me on the classics, including [[Niggos|Jazz]]. But I've found a good liking towards light rock and Pop ([[Britney Spears]] is choice).<br />
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Currently, I like watching the programming on Cartoon Network's [[Adult Swim]](tm). I enjoy "[[Family Guy]]", "[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]", "Robot Chicken" and "Lucy, The Daughter of The Devil" is a funny show. I also watch the classics I've grown up with myself sometimes, like Charlie Brown, [[Transformers]], Smurfs and the classic [[My Little Pony]] shows to name a few.<br />
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I currently live with [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and [[Bob|father]], and we have like five [[cats]]. We had a dog, part beagle, part spitz, but she passed away over a year ago; bless her heart. Her name was [[Patti]], she was born on St. Patrick's Day, and she lived to be 18 in human years. She was a sweet dog, but she lives on looking down on me and my family.<br />
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Okay, I gtg, so I'll talk to you later (on AIM maybe). You take care now.<br />
<br />
Peace;<br />
<br />
Chris Chan.}}<br />
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== Christy Backe ==<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Hi Christy :)<br />
<br />
January 22 at 10:55pm<br />
<br />
I hope you've been well. Happy Birthday.<br><br />
Thank you for sending me the kiss the other day. You're a nice gal. If I may, I'd like to meet you for a soda or coffee and get to know you better through [[Sex|pleasant conversation]]. Please reply if you'd like that. Have a good day.<br />
<br />
Chris Chan}} <br />
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{{quoteboxred|January 23 at 4:54pm<br />
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Thanks for the offer. I am a single mom so I dont have alot of time to go out but thats does sound real nice.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|January 23 at 8:06pm<br />
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Oh. I was looking for a woman without children; I didn't know that you were a mother. I'm sorry.<br><br />
But you are a good woman, and I'm certain that you've been a good mother too. I'm certain that you will find a good man soon.<br><br />
Let me ask you, do you know any [[boyfriend-free girl|18-25-year old single women]] who might like me? I would appreciate any help I can get in finding the one who would be my [[Sweetheart]], and help me realize my dream of me fathering a pretty daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]].<br><br />
Thank you for your help.<br><br />
Take care,<br><br />
Chris Chan}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|January 27 at 4:52pm<br />
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No I don't know anyone single. If I run across anyone I will let you know. Good luck with your dream. You sound like a nice guy I wish you alot of luck. Im still looking myself but for now I just want to go out and have some fun. Well you take care and you can still hitt me up as a friend. ttyl}}<br />
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== Joshua Masonheimer ==<br />
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{{quoteboxred|January 22 at 10:13pm<br />
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hey man just to warn you, you need to leave danielle alone. she doesnt like you.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|January 22 at 10:20pm<br />
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Well, that was uncalled for; [[Heart level|my heart was in enough pain]] without that statement.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|January 22 at 10:31pm<br />
<br />
Why doesn't Danielle like me?}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|January 22 at 10:33pm<br />
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cause she just doesnt. and you need to back off or [[Kick the Autistic|all her friends will make you]]}}<br />
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== Other ==<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Hi :)<br />
<br />
Between Ashley Nicole Morris and You<br />
<br />
January 23 at 7:48pm<br />
<br />
Thank you for adding me as a friend.<br />
<br />
You're a cute and sweet gal, if I may, I'd like to meet you for a soda or coffee and get to know you better through [[Sex|pleasant conversation]]. Please reply if you'd like that.<br />
<br />
Have a good day.<br />
<br />
Chris Chan}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Hey, Vanessa<br />
<br />
Between Meghana Illendula and You<br />
<br />
January 22 at 8:28pm<br />
<br />
I hope you and Joshua and Brittany are doing well. It's been a few weeks, and I still feel soooo sorry about that thing I said. I wish I could turn back time and take it back. [[Heart level|My heart]] is recovering very slowly; it's at like 15%. I'm not blaming you; I blame myself. I miss chattin' with you and [[Sex|whatnot]]. I am depressed and lonesome.<br />
<br />
I am trying to move on. I've started going back to hangin' at the Alderman Library, but I don't know if I'll be found by a Girl, Period. The only thing I can do is hope and pray, yet that does not look like enough to get through this modern society. The lonliness hurts the remaining [[Heart level|85% of my heart]] sadly.<br />
<br />
I wish y'all would be my friends again, and as much as I'd like to ask y'all to, I wouldn't want to start anything bad.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I've just been a [[Virgin with rage|lonesome sap]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|wallowing in my own filth of shame]], killing time trying to make new friends, yet not hearing anything back. And societies' constant lovey-dovey illustrations, while so much better than the [[Sonichu 10|violent images]], taunts me ever so.<br />
<br />
But I'm probably killing time away typing this message, but I am typing it because I care about you, Vanessa, as the greatest friend I could ever have that got away. Please come back.<br />
<br />
Best of luck to y'all.<br />
<br />
Peace;<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler, a lonely [[Autistic]], heart-shattered sap.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Between You and Mia Helsley<br />
<br />
January 22 at 2:05pm<br />
<br />
do i know you???}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|January 22 at 2:25pm<br />
<br />
Well, I am not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me. But you may read my profile to freshen up on the knowledge.<br />
<br />
The main idea is making friends and [[Sex|learning about each other]].<br />
<br />
I am a good person now, and I'll still be as kind once you get to know me.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Hey, Danielle :)<br />
<br />
Between Danielle House and You<br />
<br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br />
<br />
January 17 at 12:51am<br />
<br />
Thank you for accepting me as your friend.<br />
<br />
I do not have many true friends outside the internet. If you can find the free time, please feel free to look me up at the Alderman Library on a Tuesday or Thursday afternoon, and we can converse over a coffee or a soda. I look forward to meeting you. Have a good day. :)<br />
<br />
Chris Chan}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Hi :)<br />
<br />
Between Danielle House and You<br />
<br />
January 21 at 8:11pm<br />
<br />
I hope you've read my profile, because I've read yours. :)<br />
<br />
I've also enjoyed [[Niggos|Jessica Alba]]'s performance in "[[Wikipedia:Into the Blue (2005 film)|Into the Blue]]" on [[PSP|UMD]] and Blu-Ray; she was strong when she freed herself from the handcuffs and punched the lights out of the pirates. I've also enjoyed "[[Wikipedia:Good Luck Chuck|Good Luck Chuck]]".<br />
<br />
Anyhoo, Danielle, I find you really cute, [[honest]] and neat. If I may, I would like to meet you for a soda or coffee and [[Sex|get to know you better through a pleasant conversation]].<br />
<br />
Please reply soon, and have a good day.<br />
<br />
Peace, ♥ :)<br />
<br />
Christian Chandler}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|??<br />
<br />
Between You and Lisa Lynn Oktayuren<br />
<br />
January 20 at 9:01pm<br />
<br />
Do i know u??}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler<br />
<br />
January 20 at 9:39pm<br />
<br />
Well, I am not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me. But you may read my profile to freshen up on the knowledge.<br />
<br />
The main idea is making friends and learning about each other.<br />
<br />
I am a good person now, and I'll still be as kind once you get to know me.<br />
<br />
Thank you for your consideration.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Thank you<br />
<br />
Between Rachel Davis and You<br />
<br />
January 19 at 8:33pm<br />
<br />
Thank you, Rachel for calling me cute. I haven't got many complements from the women; I was worried that I was homely, and your generous complement made me feel better.<br />
<br />
Thank you again.<br />
<br />
Chris Chan}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Between You and Joshua Alba<br />
<br />
January 9 at 7:30pm<br />
<br />
hey man<br />
<br />
wuz up???? so wanny stop by and check up on you???}}<br />
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{{quotebox|January 10 at 12:28am<br />
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That would be good, buddy.<br />
<br />
I've sent Vanessa an apologetic e-mail; I hope she's read it; I've put a lot of what was left of my hurt heart into it.<br />
<br />
I was honestly confused when I said that dumb and stupid thing.<br />
<br />
Anyway, it has been decided unanimously among myself that I would go back to hanging by myself at the Alderman Library on tuesday and thursday afternoons as of [[Niggos|Martin Luther King Jr]]'s birthday, next tuesday to resume my enduring and lonesome [[Sweetheart]] Search.<br />
<br />
I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."<br />
<br />
I am not a sex freak; I'm just lonesome and sometimes horny.<br />
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ttyl<br />
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Chris Chan}}<br />
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If you'd still like the "Girlfriend Brittney" skin for your phone, I still do not have a pic of her.}}<br />
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[[Category:Historical Documents]]</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cakefarts&diff=157492Talk:Cakefarts2012-02-26T13:03:37Z<p>Lorrihed: </p>
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<div>There is no video posted, does anyone have it? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 25 February 2012 (PST)<br />
:There's a video on YouTube with just audio, because the visual content is NSFW. I think that would be a good place to post that. Otherwise, for the trolls more curious and with their barf bags ready, they would like a download link to the video proper. -[User:Stevo the Human|Stevo the Human] 22:26, 25 February 2012 (CST)<br />
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There is plenty of NSFW material on this wiki. The uncensored video should be on this page, accompanied by a warning. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 20:45, 25 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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http://imageshack.us/clip/my-videos/36/rsv.mp4/<br />
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Whose bright idea was this one? This is a sad day. [[User:Nipplesmckinley|Nipplesmckinley]] 04:16, 26 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Add the original (non-Chris) video?==<br />
should we add [http://http://www.cakefarter.com/ this (WARNING - NSFW)] somewhere in the article? [[User:Lorrihed|Lorrihed]] 05:03, 26 February 2012 (PST)</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Fandoms&diff=140268Talk:Fandoms2011-05-27T21:20:11Z<p>Lorrihed: </p>
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<div>You really need to make a rough draft of these pages before you start making them. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:08, 27 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*sorry, I'm kinda new to wiki editing =/ --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 08:14, 27 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==The article==<br />
I fixed it up a bit, but it still needs stuff adding to it. Also, would this page be better suited as a "chris and..." article? that's my personal opinion, but i won't change it yet. [[User:Lorrihed|Lorrihed]] 14:00, 27 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*My main issue with this article is that it doesn't actually SAY anything. So far it seems like dead weight. Does anyone have an actual plan on what this article is supposed to be? I don't even know if it should be a page at all until that's decided. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:08, 27 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
**Well I didn't make the article, but I could see adding why Chris is a fan of these things (i.e. all the childish things due to him being still a child, the ancient sitcoms because of his ancient parents) but I don't really know the proper ins and outs of the CWCki, and i know speculation is frowned upon. Hopefully it means we can also get rid of all the stub articles about things he refers to once or twice at least. [[User:Lorrihed|Lorrihed]] 14:20, 27 May 2011 (PDT)</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Fandoms&diff=140265Talk:Fandoms2011-05-27T21:00:16Z<p>Lorrihed: </p>
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<div>You really need to make a rough draft of these pages before you start making them. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:08, 27 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
*sorry, I'm kinda new to wiki editing =/ --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 08:14, 27 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==The article==<br />
I fixed it up a bit, but it still needs stuff adding to it. Also, would this page be better suited as a "chris and..." article? that's my personal opinion, but i won't change it yet. [[User:Lorrihed|Lorrihed]] 14:00, 27 May 2011 (PDT)</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Fandoms&diff=140264Fandoms2011-05-27T20:57:33Z<p>Lorrihed: This page still needs a lot of word</p>
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<div>Chris's fandoms are many, and they change frequently. This is a page to catalogue every fandom Chris has shown an interest in.<br />
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==Major Fandoms==<br />
Fandoms that have been consistant through most of Chris's life.<br />
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===[[Animal Crossing]]===<br />
Chris played Animal Crossing on the Nintendo Gamecube and made several long, tedious videos about it. These videos show he had played the game extensively, as he had paid off the mortgage on the houses(a feat which takes up quite a long time to achieve) of ''at least'' 4 characters. He also had a letter printed in [[Nintendo Power magazine]] about his [[Animal Crossing Documentary]]<br />
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===[[Family Guy]]===<br />
Chris rips off a lot of his jokes from Family Guy, although it seems most of its humor goes over his head. To say Chris watches Family Guy religiously would be an understatement; many of his views on DA [[HOMOS]] appear to be not from the Bible, but rather from what he's heard off Family Guy.<br />
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===[[Gilligan's Island]]===<br />
One of the ancient sitcoms Chris loves to watch, he has mentioned it on several occasions, with a few of the characters even appearing in [[Sonichu 8]].<br />
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===[[Guitar Hero]]===<br />
One of his only forms of excercise, and has been in a great amount of Chris's videos. He won a [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|$400 GameStop voucher]] in [[2008]] because of this game.<br />
[[file:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|right|The RAWKSTAR Chris-Chan in action]]<br />
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===[[I Love Lucy]]===<br />
Another fossilised sitcom which Chris references a lot. Two of his cats ([[Lucy]] and [[Desi]]) are named after the two lead characters<br />
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===[[Lego]]===<br />
Lego is one of Chris's obsessions he should've given up at puberty, but still takes up a massive amount of space in his room. He has used it to "build" a few things over the years,including the [[pixelated PS3]], a model version of [[CWCville]] and a [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|Mario Kart racetrack]]<br />
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===[[LittleBigPlanet]]===<br />
The closest thing Chris has to "Sonichu: The Game"; LBP and LBP2 are highly customisable platformer games, aimed at small children. he spends hours making unplayable levels and surreal [[Autism Tutorial|videos]].<br />
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===[[Modnation]] Racers===<br />
Similar the LittleBigPlanet: a bright, colourful, customisable game. Chris spends an ungodly amount of time on this game, but doesn't seem to be any good at it, winning less than a quarter of the online games he plays.<br />
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===[[Nintendo Power]]===<br />
A game-orientated magazine which has published a review Chris wrote about dating game ''sprung'' and wrote briefly about his [[Animal Crossing Documentary]]. Chris decided to [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|create his own issue]].<br />
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===[[PlayStation 3]]===<br />
His "life upgrade". Since leaving the internet in [[november 2010]], he has spent more and more time on the PlayStation. It is the biggest drain on Chris's income, with him spending thousands of dollars on games, DLC and films from the PSN. In a failed attempt to collect a $9001 reward, he [[The MovingForward videos|destroyed]] his life upgrade, how long did he last before buying another one? about a week<br />
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===[[Playboy]]===<br />
Like every STRAIGHT man, he has a subscription to Playboy, as mentioned in [[I am STRAIGHT|this video]]<br />
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===[[Pokemon]]===<br />
Like nearly every child in the 90s, Chris had an obsession with pokemon. Unlike every other child in the 90s, he didn't grow out of it. Pokemon has [[parody|"influenced"]] [[Sonichu]], with the main character being a mix between [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]].<br />
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===[[R.L. Stine]]===<br />
In [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], it is shown that Chris read R.L. Stine's ''Goosebumps'' books (books aimed at children) well into high school.<br />
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===[[Seinfeld]]===<br />
A less ancient sitcom that Chris has mentioned a few times. In the [[church audio]] he tells [[Robert]] that the show emotionally prepared him for recieving fake numbers<br />
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===[[Sonic]]===<br />
An obvious fandom of Chris's. As with Pokemon, Chris plagiarises Sonic mercilessly whilst insisting that [[Sonichu]] is a parody.<br />
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===[[The Adventures of the American Rabbit]]===<br />
An obscure cartoon from Chris's childhood. The main character, Robert Rabbit is apparently Chris's role model, on the same level as Sonic. Chris also rips off ideas from this too.<br />
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===[[The Simpsons]]===<br />
Like Family Guy, a cartoon which most of its humor is wasted on Chris. To prove his straightness, he has a Playboy center-fold of Marge Simpson on his wall.<br />
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===[[Transformers]]===<br />
Another Cartoon from his childhood. Chris has many transformer toys in his room, and rips off the idea in Sonichu.<br />
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==Minor Fandoms==<br />
Fandoms that have been more fleeting, like ones adopted to impress potential boyfriend-free girls.<br />
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===[[Excel Saga]] and [[Sailor Moon]]===<br />
Two animes he became a fan of to impress [[Megan]]. On his wall he has a drawing of Excel, and the infamous [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]] to KEEP HIM STRAIGHT.<br />
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===[[My Little Pony]]===<br />
Also in the [[Megan Saga]], he started making custom My Little Ponies, with his own hair<br />
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===[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]===<br />
Chris made a custom set of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.</div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Fandoms&diff=140260Fandoms2011-05-27T19:53:10Z<p>Lorrihed: Fixin' this article</p>
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<div>Chris's fandoms are many, and they change frequently. This is a page to catalogue every fandom Chris has shown an interest in.<br />
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==Major Fandoms==<br />
Fandoms that have been consistant through most of Chris's life.<br />
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===[[Animal Crossing]]===<br />
Chris played Animal Crossing on the Nintendo Gamecube and made several long, tedious videos about it. These videos show he had played the game extensively, as he had paid off the mortgage on the houses(a feat which takes up quite a long time to achieve) of ''at least'' 4 characters. He also had a letter printed in [[Nintendo Power magazine]] about his [[Animal Crossing Documentary]]<br />
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===[[Family Guy]]===<br />
Chris rips off a lot of his jokes from Family Guy, although it seems most of its humour goes over his head. To say Chris watches Family Guy religiously would be an understatement, many of his views on DA [[HOMOS]] appear to be not from the Bible, but rather from what he's heard off Family Guy.<br />
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===[[Gilligan's Island]]===<br />
One of the ancient sitcoms Chris loves to watch, he has mentioned it on several occasions, with a few of the characters even appearing in [[Sonichu 8]].<br />
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===[[Guitar Hero]]===<br />
One of his only forms of excercise, and has been in a great amount of Chris's videos. He won a [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|$400 GameStop voucher]] in [[2008]] because of this game.<br />
[[file:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|right|The RAWKSTAR Chris-Chan in action]]<br />
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===[[I Love Lucy]]===<br />
Another fossilised sitcom which Chris references a lot. Two of his cats ([[Lucy]] and [[Desi]]) are named after the two lead characters<br />
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===[[Lego]]===<br />
Lego is one of Chris's obsessions he should've given up at puberty, but they still take up a mass amount of space in his room. He has used it to "build" a few things over the years,including the [[pixelated PS3]], a model version of [[CWCville]] and a [[Mario Kart 64 Raceway|Mario Kart racetrack]]<br />
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*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - Chris obsesses over LBP and LBP2 and make many custom levels.<br /><br />
*[[Modnation]] Racers - Chris spends obscene amounts of time on this game.<br /><br />
*[[Nintendo Power]] - Used to subscribe to Nintendo Power & made a homemade Nintendo Power issue.<br /><br />
*[[Playstation 3]] - This is most likely the biggest drain on Chris's income.<br /><br />
*Playboy - Chris mentioned in one of his videos that he has a subscription to Playboy.<br /><br />
*[[Pokemon]] - This one is pretty obvious.<br /><br />
*[[R.L. Stine]] - Chris enjoyed reading Goosebumps books well into high school.<br /><br />
*[[Seinfeld]] - Chris has mentioned he likes Seinfeld a few times. <br /><br />
*[[Sonic]] - Another obvious one.<br /><br />
*[[The Adventures of the American Rabbit]] - A big influence on Chris.<br /><br />
*[[The Simpsons]] - This is apparent by the Playboy center-fold of Marge Simpson hung on his wall.<br /><br />
*[[Transformers]] - Optimus Prime keeps him straight.<br /><br />
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==Minor Fandoms==<br />
Fandoms that have been more fleeting, like ones adopted to impress potential boyfriend-free girls.<br />
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*[[Excel Saga]] - A drawing of Excel is on his wall, and he has a Menchi plush toy in his room.<br /><br />
*[[My Little Pony]] - He started making custom Ponies during the [[Megan Saga]].<br /><br />
*[[Sailor Moon]] - Another fandom that came about during the Megan Saga.<br /><br />
*[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] - Chris made a custom set of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.<br /></div>Lorrihedhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Beel&diff=128933Beel2010-12-08T21:57:48Z<p>Lorrihed: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Beel1.jpg|thumb|right|"Uh, Heil Hitler?"]]<br />
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'''Beel''' is the lobby receptionist for the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building prior to its destruction in [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]] He is a red humanoid with devil horns and wings. Whether or not he is supposed to be [[Wikipedia:Satan|the Devil/Satan]], some minor demon, or simply a man who looks like a devil is uncertain. The name Beel is probably a wordplay on [[Wikipedia:Beelzebub|Beelzebub]], Hebrew בעל זבוב, ''Ba‘al Zəbûb'', "Lord of the Flies."<br />
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Beel is depicted as a large, muscular red demon wearing nothing but cut-off jean shorts, suggesting that his appearance was inspired by that of [[Wikipedia:List_of_supporting_characters_on_South_Park#Satan|Satan]] in ''[[South Park]]'', and possibly [[Wikipedia:List_of_The_Powerpuff_Girls_characters#Him|Him]] from [[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|''The Powerpuff Girls'']] (an effeminate antagonist with a red, devil-like appearance).<br />
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===Appearances in ''Sonichu''===<br />
Beel's first appearance was as an unnamed receptionist in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. When [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] arrived at the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building for their appointment with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], he directs them to the top floor, which he idiosyncratically describes as "66+6". When Sonichu clarifies that this is simply the 72nd floor, Beel becomes annoyed and shoos the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] on their way. Sonichu takes umbrage with Beel's unprofessional conduct, until Rosechu reminds him of the story of [[Wikipedia:Joseph (son of Jacob)|Joseph]]. <br />
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Beel returned in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], this time serving in a more active role as [[Jason]]'s agent. When [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] arrived at the 4-cent_garbage.com Building to destroy it, Jason trapped him in a cage, and Beel attempted to steal the [[Medallion]] from him, thinking it to be the source of his powers. However, to the surprise of everyone, Chris discovered that his powers in fact stem from his [[High School Ring]], which he uses to retrieve his Medallion. His powers restored, Chris fires a Hyper Beam at Beel and kills the demonic henchman.<br />
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However, Beel returns ten pages later to warn Jason that the building would soon collapse from the musical assault by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. When Jason escapes and retires, Beel condemns two others, [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], for being [[homo]] [[trolls]], and takes shelter in the basement, leaving them to their fate. <br />
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===Backstory===<br />
When Jack asks Beel how he survived Chris's Hyperbeam, Beel points out that working in the 4-cent_garbage Building is his personal hell, and so there's really nowhere else for him to go upon his death. According to Beel, he was condemned to work for 4-cent_garbage, and after it is destroyed, he will simply be reassigned to service [[Count Graduon]]. From this, it seems that Beel is cursed to walk the Earth for eternity as a lackey for one villain after another. <br />
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Beel also mentions (with regret) that he was once the "main assistant" to [[Wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Adolf Hitler]]. It's unclear if he worked for Hitler as a demon, or if he was a high ranking Nazi who was later transformed into a demon. If so, this would mean Beel may be the tormented soul of someone in Hitler's inner circle, such as [[Wikipedia:Hermann Göring|Hermann Göring]] or [[Wikipedia:Joseph Goebbels|Joseph Goebbels]]. In any case, Beel's service to Hitler got him cursed to toil in the service of villainous groups like 4-cent_garbage.com. Even so, Beel still looks down on Clyde and Jack Thaddeus. So even though he's a Satanic Nazi troll, he is not ''quite'' as evil, in Chris's eyes, as two homosexuals.<br />
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===Possible gay subtext===<br />
Beel's appearance is unavoidably homoerotic, due to being based on the gay Satan character from ''[[South Park]]'' and/or "Him" from ''The Powerpuff Girls''. Given Chris's repeated distaste for [[homos]], as well as male nudity in general, it is curious that he would be comfortable with this depiction. This may be Chris's ham-fisted attempt to literally demonize homosexuality, or the expression of his unconscious lust for big, half-naked, muscular men. Hell, just look at the guy:<br />
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[[Image: Beel2.jpg|thumb|400px|center|This naughty devil has a special package just for you.]]<br />
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{{quote|Yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than [[sonichu.com]]|Chris to [[Miyamoto]], complaining about how long his free money is taking}}<br />
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[[Image:Monthly_Tugboat.jpg|thumb|right|What Chris believes a monthly tugboat is. Your tax dollars at work, gentlemen.]]<br />
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The '''monthly tugboat''' is [[Chris's]] [[CWCism|euphemism]] for his [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|Social Security Disability Insurance]] payment, which is deposited into his bank account via direct deposit on or about the 3rd of each month<ref>[http://ssa.gov/pubs/calendar.htm]</ref>. Essentially, the U.S. government has a taxpayer-funded program to financially support disabled individuals whose injuries or ailments affect their ability to earn a living wage. Contrary to popular belief, Chris's check isn't a need-based welfare check, nor is it meant to replace a paycheck for someone who is unable to work. Chris's disability check is meant to supplement the money he would receive at a low-paying job (the best he could hold down) and provide him enough money to live on his own. Chris, of course, chooses not to work and mooches off his parents instead, blowing his tugboat on [[video games]]. Unfortunately, this doesn't disqualify him from receiving disability.<br />
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Currently, Chris receives $809 each month, with $580 going to his parents for room, board, and to pay toward his credit card debt.<ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> The rest of it generally goes towards [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], junk food or [[sex toys|straight up his ass]]. However, $229 per month (about $7.50 per day) is nowhere near enough to satisfy Chris's need for games, porn, [[PlayStation Network]] downloads, a constant supply of [[McDonald's|Chicken McNuggets]], gallons of [[Coke]], and, since the summer of [[2009]], [[alcohol]]. As of [[January 2010]], he owed roughly $3,500 in credit-card debt, some on cards of his own and some on cards he stole from his parents. Indeed, according to one of his bank statements <ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]</ref>, at the end of one month he had less than three dollars left in his account. Even more, just by straight spending and no other extra income, he put himself $452.57 in the red.<br />
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Challenged by a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]], Chris claimed that he is not wasting his taxpayer-funded "tugboat", because he is putting that money back into the economy and indirectly paying the tugboats of others. According to Chris's [[Chris and reality|logic]], by purchasing useless commercial goods, he is paying sales tax which the government puts directly back into the hands of the needy.<ref>[[Mailbag 34]]</ref> This is a tremendous leap of faulty rationalization, even for Chris, and he fails to elaborate on his shaky economic theories in any detail. If you thought he didn't understand money before, [[Chris and Money|you ain't seen nothing yet]].<br />
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[[Image:Autism-costs.jpg|thumb|left|[http://www.autisticchild.org/autism-statistics This is true.]]]<br />
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On the advice of [[Bob Chandler|his father]], Chris doesn't get a job, supposedly because the tugboat gives him more money overall. However, Bob is totally wrong. At the time of this writing, minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25, pursuant to federal minimum wage. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life, get off disability, and begin working a full 40-hour week, his monthly income before taxes and rent payment would be approximately $1,260 USD. This would put Chris's annual income range, before tax, at roughly $15,100. Subtracting what he pays his parents to live in filth, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $9,000 in ''spending'' money, enough for many more sex toys and video games. Contrast this with the $2,748 Chris pulls in annually from the government after paying off his parents.<br />
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Even if this weren't enough, the most cursory research reveals that an [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|SSDI]] beneficiary could have earned from $700 a month in the year [[2000]], when Chris was 18, to $1,000 a month in [[2010]] without losing a cent of their SSDI payments.<ref>http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/COLA/sga.html</ref> It's clear that Bob's decision to encourage Chris's unemployment comes from negligence, ignorance, blind delusion, or the knowledge that his son is a total [[fail]]ure who can bring nothing but shame on himself and his family. His enabling has caused Chris to miss out on over $100,000 in potential earnings through the end of 2010, which could buy a lot of [[Muscle bra|bras]], [[Sex toys|fake china]], [[My Little Pony|children's toys]], and [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|Lego-covered PS3 accessories]].<br />
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If Bob's motivation comes from the reasonable assumption that Chris could never survive in an real-world workplace environment, of course, one wonders why [[Fridays After Five|he keeps unleashing him to run amok on an unsuspecting public]].<br />
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In the [[Father Call|father call]], Chris claims that his disability check is "a stepping-stone in the right direction of [him] moving out". Given Chris's tendency to waste his free money on frivolous shit rather than put it towards anything that might improve his life, he was probably just telling Kacey's father what he thought he wanted to hear.<br />
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Rough calculations and estimations say that if Chris lives into his eighties, given reasonable "cost of living" increases to his tugboat annually, he will receive roughly $1,000,000 over his lifetime from the American taxpayer. In this day and age, that's chump change and he'd amass a larger fortune if he simply got off his ass and got a career; of course, it's [[Chris and Health|extremely unlikely]] that his fat ass will live anywhere near that long.<br />
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==References by Chris==<br />
*The earliest known use of the term "monthly tugboat" was in March [[2007]] in Chris's first e-mail to his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]]. When introducing himself, Chris says, "I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a monthly tugboat." He does not actually explain what a "monthly tugboat" is supposed to be.<br />
*An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Adam_Stackhouse_wins.2C_Chris_is_a_horrible_cheater_and_likes_Megan_.22so_much.22|e-mail to Megan]] from August 2007 recounts Chris's purchase of ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' with his latest tugboat check.<br />
*During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris claimed he was waiting for his tugboat (in an e-mail to "Miyamoto" himself, no less) to fix technical problems with his website.<br />
*In [[Mumble 1]], Chris mentions that he'll have to wait for his next tugboat to buy some new content for ''Ape Escape'' on the PSP.<br />
*In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]], Chris tells [[Julie]] that he can't make it to Ohio until his next tugboat comes in.<br />
*Since late 2009, [[Chris]] seemed to have mostly given up the term "tugboat," possibly because of its extensive adoption by trolls in the [[Mumble]] chats, the [[Mailbag]], and elsewhere. In the [[Father Call]] he refers to it as his "monthly income," while in the [[Jackie e-mails]] he simply says he's on Social Security, although he did refer to it once as a "tugboat" in [[Mailbag 34]].<br />
*The [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|BlueSpike Skype logs]] shine a light on the origin of the term:<br />
{{quote|it's a [[Random-access humor|fun story]]. anyway, you know the expression, "Our ship has come in," well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Luxury Ship that can easily sink.]] and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense. so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship. Chalk that idea up to a spot of [[Things Chris has ripped off|creative]] [[Autism|thinking]]. :)|Chris, demonstrating mastery of metaphor, naval engineering and analogy}}<br />
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In one of the [[Jackie_Chat_7|Jackie chat logs]] he wrote about the reason he deserves the welfare :<br />
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[7:47 pm] CWC: Originally, I was given that blessing through [[Bob|my father]], on one theory of me NOT being able to do the basics of a job, which I have told you I disagree with fully.<br><br />
[7:48 pm] CWC: Yesterday, I have actually asked [[God]] the question, because all I was coming up with was having deserved it from my [[Stress|trials and tribulations]] in my life.<br><br />
[7:48 pm] CWC: God responded...<br><br />
[7:48 pm] CWC: He told me that he blessed me because he saw me as one of the appreciative and [[Chris and English|less richer]] people, so he gave me that blessing through the approval.<br><br />
[7:49 pm] [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]: ???<br><br />
[7:49 pm] CWC: And I also asked him about the Job situation; why have I not been able to get a job then?<br><br />
[7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: that doesnt make sense<br><br />
[7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: why would God approve you to rip off the government when there are people starving and dying on the streets who genuinely need help<br><br />
[7:50 pm] CWC: he told me that he felt I was not ready to tackle a job yet, but he will bless me with a job when he sees fit.<br><br />
[7:50 pm] CWC: I don't know.<br><br />
[7:50 pm] Jacklyn Romy: thats not my understanding of how God works<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Autism]]<br />
* [[Chris and money]]<br />
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<div>[[Image:DorkyExpression.jpg|thumb|Chris rips off Homer's catchphrase.]]<br />
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'''''The Simpsons''''' is a cartoon about an extremely dysfunctional family, their daily life, and their various wacky adventures. In its early years, the show was considered one of the greatest TV shows of all time, but over the years the quality has degenerated, with ridiculous storylines and token celebrity appearances now the order of the day. <br />
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Of course, like all mediocre cartoons, [[Chris]] loves it, although not as much as he loves its sub-par rip-off, ''[[Family Guy]]''.<br />
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It goes without saying that the cutting [[parody|satire]] that has characterized the show (at least in its golden years) goes over Chris's head.<br />
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==The show and Chris==<br />
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[[File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|They would later have their own [[Bob Walks In|family bonding]]...]]<br />
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Chris has ripped off or referenced the Simpsons many times in his life. Specifically:<br />
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*In the [[You_know_what,_I_HATE_ME_TOO!!!|gallery of fail]] Chris added to his own [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]] in March 2008, Chris tried to show some humility by having himself rip off Homer's catchphrase, seen right.<br />
*Chris video'd himself [[What%27s_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|singing his own version of the Mr. Plow remix]] that featured in a recent ''The Simpsons'' 20th anniversary special.<br />
*When Chris finally [[Long_Island_Iced_Tea#Grip_.27n.27_Sip|decided to drink alcohol]], his drink of choice was the [[wikipedia:Long_Island_Iced_Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], influenced by [[wikipedia:The_Great_Money_Caper|an episode where Marge Simpson drank one]].<br />
*The [[Secret Weapon]] video that at times Chris laughs like [[Wikipedia:Nelson Muntz|Nelson Muntz]], a character of the series known for his signature "Ha-ha!" laugh. <br />
*Chris also seems to have lifted the idea of a second Valentine's Day called "[[Christian_Love_Day#Christian_Love_Day|Love Day]]" from the episode "[[wikipedia:Trash_of_the_Titans|Trash of the Titans]]." Of course, Chris missed the point that the holiday was an artificial one born out of [[Ego#Materialism|greed and selfishness]] rather than love, and also that the very people who created it thought it sounded stupid when they said the name should be, "like 'Love Day,' only not so lame."<br />
*Many trolls have also noticed [[Sandy Rosechu]]'s similarities to [[Wikipedia:Lisa Simpson|Lisa Simpson]], as both have spiky hair and are said to be child prodigies. The difference is that Lisa isn't a bastard child born from an egg, and she has a personality.<br />
*In the [[Common_Questions#28_December_2009|Common Questions]] section of the [[CWCipedia]], Chris was called out on blatantly stealing jokes from many other shows. Chris justified himself by saying that "''Like [[Family Guy]], Simpsons, [[Excel Saga]], and even [[South Park]], taking jokes is of acceptable practice; it works when the author is short on original jokes, and wants to fill in a good one. Everybody does it. "[[wikipedia:Simpsons_Already_Did_It|Simpsons]] [[South_Park|Did It]]."''"<br />
*In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], erotic artwork of Marge Simpson can be seen on the 63rd floor.<br />
*In [[Mumble 4]], Chris compared his life to Homer Simpson while arguing with Clyde Cash (and doing an impersonation of Homer).<br />
*Chris downloaded ''[[wikipedia:The_Simpsons_Game|The Simpsons Game]]'' on the [[List_of_Chris's_games|PS3]].<br />
*In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris "created" Constable Lou who may be connected to Sergeant Lou.<br />
*In the [[Chris_dispels_videogame_rumors#cite_ref-0s|Chris dispels videogame rumors]] video, Chris stole a joke from [[Wikipedia#Sideshow Bob|Sideshow Bob]], butchered it horribly, and referenced it so far out of context that it made no sense to almost anybody.<br />
*In the [[Jackie]] saga, Chris decided to [[100 2277|cosplay Homer Simpson wearing Fred Flintstone's shirt]].<br />
*Chris's affinity for [[muscle bra]]s can also be attributed to a bit in the episode "[[Wikipedia:Days of Wine and D'oh'ses|Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]" in which Homer finds one in a dumpster and comments "All I know is that, finally, I am getting the support I need."<br />
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==Vocal impressions==<br />
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In [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.5|BlueSpike's PSN Chat v3.5]], Chris attempts (very poorly) some impressions of various Simpsons characters (specifically Mr Burns, Homer, Marge and Maggie). He would do the same in [[Mumble 7]], impersonating Homer and Bender; in an eerie bit of foreshadowing, Chris's Homer and Bender voices [[BlueSpike|sound exactly the same]] but Chris doesn't notice.<br />
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==Marge poster==<br />
[[File:Sexy Flanders.jpg|thumb|What Chris thinks of when he sees the Marge poster.]]<br />
[[Image:MargePoster.jpg|left|thumb|The picture of a married woman Chris faps to.]]<br />
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Recently, it seems that the centerfold poster of [http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/10/marge-simpson-playboy-photos-revealed/ Marge's ''Playboy'' magazine] has become one of Chris's many defenses against becoming a [[homos#Defenses against becoming homo|homo]]. <br />
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Interestingly enough, there were two potential choices for him to pin on his wall; the first was a coy, innocent picture of Marge undressing (breasts visible but nipples concealed), the shadow of an eager Homer projected onto the rear wall, with Marge making eye contact with her husband. <br />
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The second was of Marge wearing a see-through dress, looking directly at the camera and offering [[obesity|donuts]] to the viewer. Chris, ever classy, picked the one that has the most visible [[Plush Breasts|breasts]] and rejected the one that even had the shadow of a [[jerk|man]] on it (especially since Marge was looking at Homer, and not [[Chris|the camera]]). <br />
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Marge, of course, is a married woman. Not that this would [[Kacey|stop Chris... or even slow him down.]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[[Wikipedia:The Simpsons|''The Simpsons'']] at [[Wikipedia]]<br />
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