https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Pikimon&feedformat=atomCWCki - User contributions [en]2024-03-29T14:13:56ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Magi-Chan&diff=64043Magi-Chan2010-01-18T05:09:46Z<p>Pikimon: /* Evidence that Magi-Chan is a Homo */</p>
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<div>[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|right|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]<br />
'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He is <s>ambiguously</s> most definitely [[gay]] (His name is Magi-CHAN, Chan being an affectionate Japanese term for girls, thus proving his sexuality) & '''emo'''. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of deus ex machina in the comic.<br />
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Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator of his own universe]]. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed offscreen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. CWCville will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.<br />
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Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivalled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. He does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!<br />
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It is an open secret that Magi-chan is the real father of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine]].<br />
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He is a combination of 4 characters:<br />
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] <br />
*[[Pikachu]]<br />
*[[Pokémon|Mewtwo]]<br />
*[[Homos|Tinky-Winky]]<br />
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==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]==<br />
[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|right|Magi-Chan as a Sonee]]<br />
Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching he is spoken to via telepathy by either a Mew or a Mewtwo - Chris's crappy drawings make it unclear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off.<br />
Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo / goth, stoic and serious character, farts. Classy.<br />
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==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]==<br />
Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as the Leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking ''"Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?"'' Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.<br />
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==[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]==<br />
Magi-Chan and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by [[Chris]]. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?<br />
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==[[Sonichu 6]]==<br />
While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror. <br />
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Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and [[Chris]] orders Magi-Chan and [[Sonichu]] to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.<br />
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==[[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]==<br />
For no reason Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begins the hunt for the seven Sonichu Balls at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered through time. He then realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].<br />
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==[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]==<br />
[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|right|Precise and accurate.]]<br />
Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana|Silvana's]] trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan knows fucking everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.<br />
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==[[Sonichu 9#Episode_19|Dating ED]]==<br />
Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.<br />
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==[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]==<br />
Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the hermaphrodite [[Silvana]] that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her. <br />
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After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.<br />
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==Outside of the comics==<br />
Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag|Mailbags]] quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.<br />
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==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[Homos|Homo]]==<br />
*"Chan" is an affectionate term used to address girls in Japan. <br />
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].<br />
*According to [[Mailbag 31|Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex<br />
*He's fucking purple<br />
*He Teleported for Wild but refused to teleport for his friends in general<br />
*Chris made him<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.<br />
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg<br />
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg<br />
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE<br />
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.<br />
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg<br />
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]<br />
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[[Category:Plot Devices]]</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperchu_is_a_Horrendous_Joke&diff=64034Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke2010-01-18T04:52:54Z<p>Pikimon: /* CWCville is real */</p>
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<div>Fuck, Chris just made me lose the game. He hasn't done that since 2008. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 08:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Now he's really gone off to be a complete and utter narcissistic bastard. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I shall commence with the TRANSCRIBING of DIS BITCH! Upon reaching minute number five I will quit, because It's fucking late.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:28, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*I'll take minute five to the end. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:33, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Cool. First 5 are done. There was one point near the beginning I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying. Also the amount of lying Chris is doing in this video is just amazing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::Got done with the rest...looks like we finished up at about the same time. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 09:22, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Jesus. ==<br />
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Does anyone else find "I hope the soul of my late dog eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep." Really, really disturbing? I mean, even for Chris standards. Jesus Christ.{{unsigned|Nafka}}<br />
*Damn. I take a break from CWC for a single DAY and Chris find a way to dig himself deeper in his own hole... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Yeah, Patti was his only sympathetic trait, and now even that's gone. Someone needs to point out to Chris that Ian ''definitely'' shot Liquid in his comics. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:10, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
** Done. --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
== The homosexual references. ==<br />
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When Chris starts talking about the homosexual references in the date episode, at this point in the video transcription:<br />
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'''But I could get- I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering peeing on himself within his own comic series. Starting with, of course, with a few from his first book of graphic nudity or sexual reference on page three of his 0 book. Even worse off, on page 10, and while he's in that Burger King! With all his goddamned homosexual references as well!<br />
[Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. None of them contain any homosexual references. He then returns to the page select.]'''<br />
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I think he's refering to the New Moon posters in the background that have shirtless and naked guys on them (you can't really see them in the poor camera quality, however). So Chris isn't completely wrong in this respect. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 20:36, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:*Actually, he is wrong. They're male models or something, right? Does that mean they're gay? In Chris's view, a male model in a suggestive pose would constitute "homosexual reference," but he's an idiot. Considering that they're photoshopped into posters for Twilight: New Moon, they're meant for females to gawk at. Chris is, yet again displaying his overactive homophobia.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 20:42, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I transcribed that part, and yeah, I couldn't see any half-naked dudes with Chris's crappy video quality (that and the fact he's fucking filming his TV). My bad dudes. Still, to automatically assume as buff guy is a "homosexual reference" is a bit much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:46, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCville is real ==<br />
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I think this video cements the theory that CWCville is a real place in Chris's mind. Notice how he is completely serious coming up with a possible explanation for how Sonichu is in the Asperchu comic, and then clarifies that there have been no law changes in CWCville. --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 21:40, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I've been thinking that for a while, too. There's probably some deep psychological explanation for it involving escapism and mental illness, but I bet you anything he'll say it's real. And if he ever admits it's not, it'll be "because of my autism". I bet you a thousand goddamn dollars. --[[User:Nafka|Nafka]] 04:15, 18 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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If Cwcville is real I can assure it's probably a smoldering crater, I mean what kind of living being would let Chris run a city?--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 04:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== You rage you ruse ==<br />
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This saga has been off to a booming start, and now we have a video even more frustrating than [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|whatever the fuck the video should be called]] also this whole "former buddha belly" delusion thing has been fucking hilarious! --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:18, 17 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
* I never thought it could happen, but Asperchu Saga might actually make Chris ragequit. After watching this and going through Mailbag 41, I think that the explosion of tard-rage might be visible from space. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 03:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Mao's rebuttal ==<br />
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Should we transcribe Mao's rebuttal that calls Chris out on all this bullshit? I mean since Mao does kinda speak kinda low unless the audio's up far enough (or maybe it's just me).<br />
* Either way, I don't see why not. Just let's not forget Mao's catch phrase in the end of his videos. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:43, 18 January 2010 (UTC)</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Ivy&diff=63632Talk:Ivy2010-01-16T18:27:31Z<p>Pikimon: </p>
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<div>ivy is just chris trying to lay one on us trolls amirite? he probably made the whole thing up.<br />
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* Ivy's real. Yeah, I talked to her. Lurk moar.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:16, 16 April 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Odd you should say that. She must like watching him drink his own cum? -Decrumpit<br />
:Ain't nuttin' wrong wit dat. [[User:Fat Nigger|Fat Nigger]] 11:57, 3 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==Break up==<br />
I need to fix this. No offense Fat Nigger but please, if you're not sure of something, don't make up details. A lot of what you wrote is misleading. I realize that knowing what happened based of Clyde's description can be limiting but the conclusions arisen do not follow from even just the knowledge of that description. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:57, 22 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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: I added that stuff, sorry. I tried to stick to what Clyde wrote in the "end of an era" thread, using some of his words but didn't figure out in what order things happened. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:06, 24 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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::The history tab is your friend. Most of what I do are minor fixes. [[User:Fat Nigger|Fat Nigger]] 11:37, 24 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Has any one here read the description about Ivy on his Avril Lavigne parody video? Apparently Ivy killed herself recently because she wasn't able to visit Chris in Ruckersville. What bullshit have you trolls been feeding him this time? And should someone (myself perhaps) update this page with news of "her death"? --[[User:James Yeaman|James Yeaman]] 12:26, 25 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==dead==<br />
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!--[[User:Muserock7997|Muserock7997]] 15:30, 25 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
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*How about you add it to the actual article next time? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:04, 25 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
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The Krapple quote isn't mine, but it LOL'd me so much! \^o^/ --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 06:37, 30 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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Oh my Dog! Why does Chris keep having people die so horribly and violently? Can't they just die without having to burn to death or asphyxiate painfully or reach terminal velocity or ''anything'' not so brutal? What part of Chris makes him do this? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:05, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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Does Chris plan to bump off every one of his remaining ex-girlfriends in this storyline? We should start a dead pool. 20 bucks says Kacey gets decapitated by a jagged broken window or something within 10 pages. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:17, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*No way man. Kacey will get kidnapped by the fiendish brown Sonichu who can never treat her right. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:22, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Who killed Ivy? ==<br />
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A small question - how did Chris figure out Ivy committed suicide? Did someone ''tell'' that to Chris, or did he just ''assume'' Ivy killed herself due to loneliness (like a certain famous lady who died in a fire)? When and how this was brought to Chris's attention, and what were his first reactions? Sauce is nice. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 13:45, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Need pic==<br />
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Can someone draw a pic of Ivy being strangled by elevator cables? I would do It but my drawing skills suck ass--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 18:27, 16 January 2010 (UTC)</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_health&diff=63631Chris and health2010-01-16T18:24:27Z<p>Pikimon: /* Hygiene */</p>
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<div>{{quote|Eat less cow meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and Fruit are a must; Walking or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some [[Guitar Hero]] on [[Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|Chris' advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_2</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of this word]]<br />
[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in <s>60</s> <s>10</s> 5 years.]]<br />
[[Chris]], as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine could plainly see, is not in good health. Considering his [[obesity]], lack of exercise, poor nutrition, refusal to take a shower, and the grave disrepair/uncleanliness of his surroundings, he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life threatening medical problems such as cancer, heart disease or diabetes.<br />
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==Nutrition==<br />
Chris is a known fast food lover, keen on eating at [[McDonald's]] two or three times a week; most doctors limit fast food intake to twice a month, if even that much. However, it is speculated that, since his mother [[Barbara]] probably does not cook often due to her abnormal weight, the family eats out very often. On the rare occasion that Barbara does cook, it usually involves some cheap and easy-to-make food that often is not healthy. Many, many times, has Chris been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water, and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated drinks]] and [[semen|energy drinks]] (which have been proven to increase erratic behavior). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:<br />
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* Breakfast: Usually nothing because he usually sleeps from 6 am to noon, but on the rare occasion he does eat McDonald's, or some other fast food restaurant with breakfast options.<br />
* Lunch: Fast food in the mall<br />
* Dinner: Eat out with family or poorly cooked meal by Barbara(although with her deteriorating health her poorly cooked meals may just become replaced by more fast food) <br />
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In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[Dirty crapped briefs|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|ramming stuff in his shit tube]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_incontinence#Constipation</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no veggies or fruit is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.<br />
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In short, Chris is a fatty, he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.<br />
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It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that Chris's doctor has prescribed him [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atorvastatin Lipitor] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of 2009, but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious lies he told about his health in the course of the rest of the conversation) is uncertain.<br />
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==Places where Chris likes to eat==<br />
* [[Country Cookin]]<br />
* [[McDonalds]]<br />
* [[Golden Corral]]<br />
* [[Semen|Bedroom]]<br />
* [[Chick-fil-A]]<br />
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==Exercise==<br />
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{{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and Powerful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in Sonic-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref>}}<br />
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Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving [[Manchester High School|high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing videogames, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos. One might say that Chris is actually strong from having a lot of weight; however, in normal people this happens because the muscles must build up in order to be capable of moving a large weight. And since Chris pretty much moves only for the strenuous task of getting up off his ass and driving to McDonald's, his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of blubber, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].<br />
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When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise. Needless to say Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris' [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest entry]], where he had to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position).<br />
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During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to [[I AM STRONG|flexing]] and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting an office chair and almost doing fake pushups. He appears to believe that he could defeat both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should it to come to blows, and as such has challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.<br />
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Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has done on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to get his wish and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would <s>almost</s> definitely have his ass handed to him.<br />
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In the Father Call and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog five miles a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take six breaks to catch his breath, where as with a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance witout having to stop as often as Chris did.<br />
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==Hygiene==<br />
[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|Did you bathe? *SPOILER* No]]<br />
{{quote|And [Sonichu] showers afterwards with shampoo and soap. He showers DAILY, and I shower Daily.|Chris, totally [[lies|lying]]<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]</ref>}}<br />
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Chris's hygiene is perhaps his worst quality. Many times has Chris regarded [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower, always leaving him with a rather pungent odor. According to [[Emily]], he smelled of "rotten watermelons;" [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said various degrees of shit, sometimes body odor masked with gallons of Axe. Other reports are he smells like rotting fish in the sun with soiled underwear and a hint of Axe. In some accounts, Chris has claimed to use hand sanitizer all over his body,{{cite}} which is a bad idea, as it clears the skin of all bacteria, inviting more infectious germs. <br />
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[[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg|thumb|left|Where Chris <s>"bathes" himself</s> marinates in his own filth.]]<br />
Because of the lack of showers and/or Barbara's inability to clean properly, the kitchen and bath tiles are covered with a disgusting black and brown mold. In several videos, his neck sometimes seems to have an odd brownish crust around it. Some speculate it is simply a shadow, some believe it might be metal particles from his medallion's chain, but it is most likely the years of dirt and grime that have built up from a lack of showers. Curiously, he endorses Axe Shower Gel. Considering that he refuses to take showers and is a sucker for Axe products, one wonders what he even bothers using it for.<br />
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Chris compounds this problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes. Close perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for as many as three or four days at a stretch. Even worse, it seems likely that Chris doesn't bother to change his clothes when he goes to bed, causing them to marinate in sweat and grease 24 hours a day.{{cite}}<br />
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Unless being immersed in his surroundings for so long has destroyed his ability to note his foul vapors, it's a marvel that Chris refuses to indulge in basic hygienic activities. Most likely, it's because time spent in the shower is time not spent playing video games, drawing terrible comics, <s>or very slightly possibly getting laid</s> stalking young ladies. If he showered regularly, his -45% chance of finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] would erupt all the way up to 0%.<br />
[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG|thumb|right|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Now that's [[honest content]]!]]<br />
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==Dental health==<br />
Chris's fondness for baring his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, expensive dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.<br />
<br />
Although it is difficult to tell, in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is the result of: large consumption of carbonated drinks, poor dental hygiene, and refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]].<br />
<br />
==Mental health==<br />
[[Image:THAT ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.gif|right]]<br />
[[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto). Chris is so very, very screwed up that it's impossible to tell if he's really mentally ill or just that much of a waste of space.<br />
<br />
The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most, even more than his autism, is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him such a frustrating failure of a human being—he refuses to advance mentally beyond the mind of a 10-year-old with some ''Playboy'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics.<br />
<br />
His social awkwardness, narcissism, and several other unwanted traits trace back to his inept parents, who spoil him and tell him life will be all sugar and rainbows. Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world, as well as basic feelings such as empathy, sympathy, consideration for others, and humility. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (getting the fuck off our internets), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[dildo]]. <br />
<br />
He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of hair and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:<br />
<br />
* His mother would always tell him how "handsome" he was. Clearly she needs to seek professional help too.<br />
<br />
* He has an inability to remember faces. For example, during the Blanca incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[Billy Mays]] would have looked the same if Billy shaved off his beard; and he believes [[Emily]] and Kim to be two different people when they are one and the same. In high school, he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic8Page24.jpg Sonichu 7, page 24]</ref> The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].<br />
<br />
Many people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However…]]<br />
<br />
==Other deformities==<br />
Bent at an irregular angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of horror. Armchair physicians have diagnosed him with Peyronie's disease, which affects the tissues of the penis and causes it to be abnormally crooked when erect. Trolls rather believe he bent his dick due to incredibly furious fapping. While correctable, the process is expensive, and Chris has [[PS3|other,]] [[The Eye of Judgment|more]] [[Pokémon|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] [[My Little Pony|on]] [[Optimus Prime|which]] [[List of Chris's games|to]] [[McDonald's|spend]] [[Guitar Hero|his]] [[Monthly tugboat|(by "his" we mean "taxpayers'")]] [[Anime|money.]]<br />
<br />
Chris also has mild heterochromia, which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in [[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this photo]] of a young Chris, his right eye is green. He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].<br />
<br />
His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a 3-year old girl on helium all the way to Gilbert Gottfried. In the [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice was comparatively normal in tone, even if he occasionally sounded like the title character from ''Conker's Bad Fur Day''.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Autism]]<br />
*[[Obesity]]<br />
<br />
==Sauce==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{Chris and}}<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_health&diff=63630Chris and health2010-01-16T18:23:41Z<p>Pikimon: /* Hygiene */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{quote|Eat less cow meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and Fruit are a must; Walking or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some [[Guitar Hero]] on [[Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|Chris' advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_2</ref>}}<br />
<br />
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of this word]]<br />
[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in <s>60</s> <s>10</s> 5 years.]]<br />
[[Chris]], as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine could plainly see, is not in good health. Considering his [[obesity]], lack of exercise, poor nutrition, refusal to take a shower, and the grave disrepair/uncleanliness of his surroundings, he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life threatening medical problems such as cancer, heart disease or diabetes.<br />
<br />
==Nutrition==<br />
Chris is a known fast food lover, keen on eating at [[McDonald's]] two or three times a week; most doctors limit fast food intake to twice a month, if even that much. However, it is speculated that, since his mother [[Barbara]] probably does not cook often due to her abnormal weight, the family eats out very often. On the rare occasion that Barbara does cook, it usually involves some cheap and easy-to-make food that often is not healthy. Many, many times, has Chris been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water, and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated drinks]] and [[semen|energy drinks]] (which have been proven to increase erratic behavior). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:<br />
<br />
* Breakfast: Usually nothing because he usually sleeps from 6 am to noon, but on the rare occasion he does eat McDonald's, or some other fast food restaurant with breakfast options.<br />
* Lunch: Fast food in the mall<br />
* Dinner: Eat out with family or poorly cooked meal by Barbara(although with her deteriorating health her poorly cooked meals may just become replaced by more fast food) <br />
<br />
In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[Dirty crapped briefs|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|ramming stuff in his shit tube]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_incontinence#Constipation</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no veggies or fruit is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.<br />
<br />
In short, Chris is a fatty, he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.<br />
<br />
It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that Chris's doctor has prescribed him [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atorvastatin Lipitor] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of 2009, but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious lies he told about his health in the course of the rest of the conversation) is uncertain.<br />
<br />
==Places where Chris likes to eat==<br />
* [[Country Cookin]]<br />
* [[McDonalds]]<br />
* [[Golden Corral]]<br />
* [[Semen|Bedroom]]<br />
* [[Chick-fil-A]]<br />
<br />
==Exercise==<br />
<br />
<center>{{#ev:youtube|c7BcDvftwhI}}</center><br />
<br />
{{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and Powerful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in Sonic-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref>}}<br />
<br />
Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving [[Manchester High School|high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing videogames, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos. One might say that Chris is actually strong from having a lot of weight; however, in normal people this happens because the muscles must build up in order to be capable of moving a large weight. And since Chris pretty much moves only for the strenuous task of getting up off his ass and driving to McDonald's, his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of blubber, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].<br />
<br />
When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise. Needless to say Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris' [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest entry]], where he had to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position).<br />
<br />
During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to [[I AM STRONG|flexing]] and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting an office chair and almost doing fake pushups. He appears to believe that he could defeat both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should it to come to blows, and as such has challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.<br />
<br />
Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has done on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to get his wish and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would <s>almost</s> definitely have his ass handed to him.<br />
<br />
In the Father Call and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog five miles a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take six breaks to catch his breath, where as with a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance witout having to stop as often as Chris did.<br />
<br />
==Hygiene==<br />
[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|Did you bathe? *SPOILER* No]]<br />
{{quote|And [Sonichu] showers afterwards with shampoo and soap. He showers DAILY, and I shower Daily.|Chris, totally [[lies|lying]]<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
Chris's hygiene is perhaps his worst quality. Many times has Chris regarded [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower, always leaving him with a rather pungent odor. According to [[Emily]], he smelled of "rotten watermelons;" [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said various degrees of shit, sometimes body odor masked with gallons of Axe. Other reports are he smells like rotting fish in the sun with soiled underwear and a hint of Axe. In some accounts, Chris has claimed to use hand sanitizer all over his body,{{cite}} which is a bad idea, as it clears the skin of all bacteria, inviting more infectious germs. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg|thumb|left|Where Chris "bathes" himself.]]<br />
Because of the lack of showers and/or Barbara's inability to clean properly, the kitchen and bath tiles are covered with a disgusting black and brown mold. In several videos, his neck sometimes seems to have an odd brownish crust around it. Some speculate it is simply a shadow, some believe it might be metal particles from his medallion's chain, but it is most likely the years of dirt and grime that have built up from a lack of showers. Curiously, he endorses Axe Shower Gel. Considering that he refuses to take showers and is a sucker for Axe products, one wonders what he even bothers using it for.<br />
<br />
Chris compounds this problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes. Close perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for as many as three or four days at a stretch. Even worse, it seems likely that Chris doesn't bother to change his clothes when he goes to bed, causing them to marinate in sweat and grease 24 hours a day.{{cite}}<br />
<br />
Unless being immersed in his surroundings for so long has destroyed his ability to note his foul vapors, it's a marvel that Chris refuses to indulge in basic hygienic activities. Most likely, it's because time spent in the shower is time not spent playing video games, drawing terrible comics, <s>or very slightly possibly getting laid</s> stalking young ladies. If he showered regularly, his -45% chance of finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] would erupt all the way up to 0%.<br />
[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG|thumb|right|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Now that's [[honest content]]!]]<br />
<br />
==Dental health==<br />
Chris's fondness for baring his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, expensive dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.<br />
<br />
Although it is difficult to tell, in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is the result of: large consumption of carbonated drinks, poor dental hygiene, and refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]].<br />
<br />
==Mental health==<br />
[[Image:THAT ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.gif|right]]<br />
[[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto). Chris is so very, very screwed up that it's impossible to tell if he's really mentally ill or just that much of a waste of space.<br />
<br />
The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most, even more than his autism, is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him such a frustrating failure of a human being—he refuses to advance mentally beyond the mind of a 10-year-old with some ''Playboy'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics.<br />
<br />
His social awkwardness, narcissism, and several other unwanted traits trace back to his inept parents, who spoil him and tell him life will be all sugar and rainbows. Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world, as well as basic feelings such as empathy, sympathy, consideration for others, and humility. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (getting the fuck off our internets), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[dildo]]. <br />
<br />
He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of hair and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:<br />
<br />
* His mother would always tell him how "handsome" he was. Clearly she needs to seek professional help too.<br />
<br />
* He has an inability to remember faces. For example, during the Blanca incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[Billy Mays]] would have looked the same if Billy shaved off his beard; and he believes [[Emily]] and Kim to be two different people when they are one and the same. In high school, he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic8Page24.jpg Sonichu 7, page 24]</ref> The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].<br />
<br />
Many people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However…]]<br />
<br />
==Other deformities==<br />
Bent at an irregular angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of horror. Armchair physicians have diagnosed him with Peyronie's disease, which affects the tissues of the penis and causes it to be abnormally crooked when erect. Trolls rather believe he bent his dick due to incredibly furious fapping. While correctable, the process is expensive, and Chris has [[PS3|other,]] [[The Eye of Judgment|more]] [[Pokémon|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] [[My Little Pony|on]] [[Optimus Prime|which]] [[List of Chris's games|to]] [[McDonald's|spend]] [[Guitar Hero|his]] [[Monthly tugboat|(by "his" we mean "taxpayers'")]] [[Anime|money.]]<br />
<br />
Chris also has mild heterochromia, which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in [[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this photo]] of a young Chris, his right eye is green. He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].<br />
<br />
His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a 3-year old girl on helium all the way to Gilbert Gottfried. In the [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice was comparatively normal in tone, even if he occasionally sounded like the title character from ''Conker's Bad Fur Day''.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Autism]]<br />
*[[Obesity]]<br />
<br />
==Sauce==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{Chris and}}<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_health&diff=63629Chris and health2010-01-16T18:20:56Z<p>Pikimon: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{quote|Eat less cow meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and Fruit are a must; Walking or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some [[Guitar Hero]] on [[Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|Chris' advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_2</ref>}}<br />
<br />
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of this word]]<br />
[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in <s>60</s> <s>10</s> 5 years.]]<br />
[[Chris]], as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine could plainly see, is not in good health. Considering his [[obesity]], lack of exercise, poor nutrition, refusal to take a shower, and the grave disrepair/uncleanliness of his surroundings, he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life threatening medical problems such as cancer, heart disease or diabetes.<br />
<br />
==Nutrition==<br />
Chris is a known fast food lover, keen on eating at [[McDonald's]] two or three times a week; most doctors limit fast food intake to twice a month, if even that much. However, it is speculated that, since his mother [[Barbara]] probably does not cook often due to her abnormal weight, the family eats out very often. On the rare occasion that Barbara does cook, it usually involves some cheap and easy-to-make food that often is not healthy. Many, many times, has Chris been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water, and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated drinks]] and [[semen|energy drinks]] (which have been proven to increase erratic behavior). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:<br />
<br />
* Breakfast: Usually nothing because he usually sleeps from 6 am to noon, but on the rare occasion he does eat McDonald's, or some other fast food restaurant with breakfast options.<br />
* Lunch: Fast food in the mall<br />
* Dinner: Eat out with family or poorly cooked meal by Barbara(although with her deteriorating health her poorly cooked meals may just become replaced by more fast food) <br />
<br />
In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[Dirty crapped briefs|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|ramming stuff in his shit tube]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_incontinence#Constipation</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no veggies or fruit is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.<br />
<br />
In short, Chris is a fatty, he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.<br />
<br />
It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that Chris's doctor has prescribed him [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atorvastatin Lipitor] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of 2009, but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious lies he told about his health in the course of the rest of the conversation) is uncertain.<br />
<br />
==Places where Chris likes to eat==<br />
* [[Country Cookin]]<br />
* [[McDonalds]]<br />
* [[Golden Corral]]<br />
* [[Semen|Bedroom]]<br />
* [[Chick-fil-A]]<br />
<br />
==Exercise==<br />
<br />
<center>{{#ev:youtube|c7BcDvftwhI}}</center><br />
<br />
{{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and Powerful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in Sonic-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref>}}<br />
<br />
Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving [[Manchester High School|high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing videogames, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos. One might say that Chris is actually strong from having a lot of weight; however, in normal people this happens because the muscles must build up in order to be capable of moving a large weight. And since Chris pretty much moves only for the strenuous task of getting up off his ass and driving to McDonald's, his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of blubber, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].<br />
<br />
When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise. Needless to say Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris' [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest entry]], where he had to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position).<br />
<br />
During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to [[I AM STRONG|flexing]] and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting an office chair and almost doing fake pushups. He appears to believe that he could defeat both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should it to come to blows, and as such has challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.<br />
<br />
Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has done on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to get his wish and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would <s>almost</s> definitely have his ass handed to him.<br />
<br />
In the Father Call and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog five miles a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take six breaks to catch his breath, where as with a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance witout having to stop as often as Chris did.<br />
<br />
==Hygiene==<br />
[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|Did you bathe?]]<br />
{{quote|And [Sonichu] showers afterwards with shampoo and soap. He showers DAILY, and I shower Daily.|Chris, totally [[lies|lying]]<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
Chris's hygiene is perhaps his worst quality. Many times has Chris regarded [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower, always leaving him with a rather pungent odor. According to [[Emily]], he smelled of "rotten watermelons;" [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said various degrees of shit, sometimes body odor masked with gallons of Axe. Other reports are he smells like rotting fish in the sun with soiled underwear and a hint of Axe. In some accounts, Chris has claimed to use hand sanitizer all over his body,{{cite}} which is a bad idea, as it clears the skin of all bacteria, inviting more infectious germs. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg|thumb|left|Where Chris "bathes" himself.]]<br />
Because of the lack of showers and/or Barbara's inability to clean properly, the kitchen and bath tiles are covered with a disgusting black and brown mold. In several videos, his neck sometimes seems to have an odd brownish crust around it. Some speculate it is simply a shadow, some believe it might be metal particles from his medallion's chain, but it is most likely the years of dirt and grime that have built up from a lack of showers. Curiously, he endorses Axe Shower Gel. Considering that he refuses to take showers and is a sucker for Axe products, one wonders what he even bothers using it for.<br />
<br />
Chris compounds this problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes. Close perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for as many as three or four days at a stretch. Even worse, it seems likely that Chris doesn't bother to change his clothes when he goes to bed, causing them to marinate in sweat and grease 24 hours a day.{{cite}}<br />
<br />
Unless being immersed in his surroundings for so long has destroyed his ability to note his foul vapors, it's a marvel that Chris refuses to indulge in basic hygienic activities. Most likely, it's because time spent in the shower is time not spent playing video games, drawing terrible comics, <s>or very slightly possibly getting laid</s> stalking young ladies. If he showered regularly, his -45% chance of finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] would erupt all the way up to 0%.<br />
[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG|thumb|right|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Now that's [[honest content]]!]]<br />
<br />
==Dental health==<br />
Chris's fondness for baring his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, expensive dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.<br />
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Although it is difficult to tell, in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is the result of: large consumption of carbonated drinks, poor dental hygiene, and refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]].<br />
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==Mental health==<br />
[[Image:THAT ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.gif|right]]<br />
[[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto). Chris is so very, very screwed up that it's impossible to tell if he's really mentally ill or just that much of a waste of space.<br />
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The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most, even more than his autism, is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him such a frustrating failure of a human being—he refuses to advance mentally beyond the mind of a 10-year-old with some ''Playboy'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics.<br />
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His social awkwardness, narcissism, and several other unwanted traits trace back to his inept parents, who spoil him and tell him life will be all sugar and rainbows. Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world, as well as basic feelings such as empathy, sympathy, consideration for others, and humility. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (getting the fuck off our internets), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[dildo]]. <br />
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He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of hair and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:<br />
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* His mother would always tell him how "handsome" he was. Clearly she needs to seek professional help too.<br />
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* He has an inability to remember faces. For example, during the Blanca incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[Billy Mays]] would have looked the same if Billy shaved off his beard; and he believes [[Emily]] and Kim to be two different people when they are one and the same. In high school, he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic8Page24.jpg Sonichu 7, page 24]</ref> The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].<br />
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Many people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However…]]<br />
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==Other deformities==<br />
Bent at an irregular angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of horror. Armchair physicians have diagnosed him with Peyronie's disease, which affects the tissues of the penis and causes it to be abnormally crooked when erect. Trolls rather believe he bent his dick due to incredibly furious fapping. While correctable, the process is expensive, and Chris has [[PS3|other,]] [[The Eye of Judgment|more]] [[Pokémon|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] [[My Little Pony|on]] [[Optimus Prime|which]] [[List of Chris's games|to]] [[McDonald's|spend]] [[Guitar Hero|his]] [[Monthly tugboat|(by "his" we mean "taxpayers'")]] [[Anime|money.]]<br />
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Chris also has mild heterochromia, which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in [[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this photo]] of a young Chris, his right eye is green. He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].<br />
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His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a 3-year old girl on helium all the way to Gilbert Gottfried. In the [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice was comparatively normal in tone, even if he occasionally sounded like the title character from ''Conker's Bad Fur Day''.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Autism]]<br />
*[[Obesity]]<br />
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==Sauce==<br />
<references/><br />
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{{Chris and}}<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Obesity&diff=63627Talk:Obesity2010-01-16T18:14:15Z<p>Pikimon: /* Merge */</p>
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<div>==To do==<br />
Add Chris's comments about weight ("about 200 pounds"), his exercise (Guitar Hero, standing up), Chris being defensive about his weight (in IRC, he got really defense and in an e-mail with Evan [I think] he's like "I AM NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!") and so forth. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:20, 31 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
*I added a lot of stuff, but I suck with editing wiki format so a lot of things don't have links. I fsomeone wants to help out, go for it.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 17:01, 19 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
*Now that the Chris and Health article is up, I propose that we merge this and that article together, seing as this falls under health.<br />
:*I'm tempted to do that, though I'm leaning towards calling this "Chris and his weight" since that's a pretty indepth topic himself that comes up a lot (that is, "Chris is fat lol"). Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:35, 3 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
::*It's definitely an important topic, seeing as how it has not only been brought up so many times, but how adamantly Chris has reacted to it. It's beyond just not bathing regularly, this is a real part of his mindset and I think it warrants it's own page. Why don't we just move the two sections from [[Chris and Health|Health]] and add them to this page, then include a link? We already are talking about exercise, I don't think nutrition would be that much of a leap. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 16:48, 3 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
:::*When I made this article I made it because there seems to be a lot of fat people in Chris' life, including himself. But then again this is quite common in the US. So I support it being moved to "Chris and Obesity" or "Chris and His Weight", but not merged with the Health article.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 23:20, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==Rename==<br />
I'm thinking about renaming this "Chris's weight." Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:17, 28 October 2009 (CET)<br />
*If we're going for a more objective title, that would be better. Obesity should still re-direct to it, though; if for no other reason than that this particular page is linked to extensively and trying to find them all would be a bitch. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 01:24, 28 October 2009 (CET)<br />
**How about renaming it "Buddha Belly" considering that's his CWC-ism for his obesity. --[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 00:36, 15 November 2009 (CET)<br />
***Honestly, I think pretty much all of this could be added to [[Chris and Health]]. Maybe we could label that section Buddha belly, or at least mention that on the page or something?--[[User:That Man|That Man]] 19:37, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Merge ==<br />
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There's a lot of good stuff here, but it overlaps with [[Chris and Health]]. Could it be condensed into a subsection of his weight and diet?--[[User:Megaman|<font face="Impact" color="blue" size="2px">''Megaman!''</font> ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 08:19, 5 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*I agree with this. The "Chris and..." series is a much better place for this and some other overlapping articles. I vote we merge.--[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 23:47, 7 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*I also agree with the merge. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:03, 13 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*Same. [[User:Shiny Marshtomp|Shiny]] 20:04, 13 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*I agree! It'd make a lot more sense IMHO. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 17:24, 3 January 2010 (CET)<br />
*Yeah I agree, but we have to becareful not to Fuck up the Health article. But there IS a large ammount of good info on here.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 18:14, 16 January 2010 (UTC)</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Obesity&diff=63626Talk:Obesity2010-01-16T18:13:30Z<p>Pikimon: /* Merge */</p>
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<div>==To do==<br />
Add Chris's comments about weight ("about 200 pounds"), his exercise (Guitar Hero, standing up), Chris being defensive about his weight (in IRC, he got really defense and in an e-mail with Evan [I think] he's like "I AM NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!") and so forth. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:20, 31 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
*I added a lot of stuff, but I suck with editing wiki format so a lot of things don't have links. I fsomeone wants to help out, go for it.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 17:01, 19 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
*Now that the Chris and Health article is up, I propose that we merge this and that article together, seing as this falls under health.<br />
:*I'm tempted to do that, though I'm leaning towards calling this "Chris and his weight" since that's a pretty indepth topic himself that comes up a lot (that is, "Chris is fat lol"). Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:35, 3 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
::*It's definitely an important topic, seeing as how it has not only been brought up so many times, but how adamantly Chris has reacted to it. It's beyond just not bathing regularly, this is a real part of his mindset and I think it warrants it's own page. Why don't we just move the two sections from [[Chris and Health|Health]] and add them to this page, then include a link? We already are talking about exercise, I don't think nutrition would be that much of a leap. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 16:48, 3 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
:::*When I made this article I made it because there seems to be a lot of fat people in Chris' life, including himself. But then again this is quite common in the US. So I support it being moved to "Chris and Obesity" or "Chris and His Weight", but not merged with the Health article.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 23:20, 23 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==Rename==<br />
I'm thinking about renaming this "Chris's weight." Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:17, 28 October 2009 (CET)<br />
*If we're going for a more objective title, that would be better. Obesity should still re-direct to it, though; if for no other reason than that this particular page is linked to extensively and trying to find them all would be a bitch. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 01:24, 28 October 2009 (CET)<br />
**How about renaming it "Buddha Belly" considering that's his CWC-ism for his obesity. --[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 00:36, 15 November 2009 (CET)<br />
***Honestly, I think pretty much all of this could be added to [[Chris and Health]]. Maybe we could label that section Buddha belly, or at least mention that on the page or something?--[[User:That Man|That Man]] 19:37, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Merge ==<br />
<br />
There's a lot of good stuff here, but it overlaps with [[Chris and Health]]. Could it be condensed into a subsection of his weight and diet?--[[User:Megaman|<font face="Impact" color="blue" size="2px">''Megaman!''</font> ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 08:19, 5 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*I agree with this. The "Chris and..." series is a much better place for this and some other overlapping articles. I vote we merge.--[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 23:47, 7 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*I also agree with the merge. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:03, 13 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*Same. [[User:Shiny Marshtomp|Shiny]] 20:04, 13 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*I agree! It'd make a lot more sense IMHO. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 17:24, 3 January 2010 (CET)<br />
*Yeah I agree, but we have to becareful not to Fuck up the Health article. But there IS a large ammount of good info on here.</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_health&diff=63623Chris and health2010-01-16T18:09:10Z<p>Pikimon: /* Nutrition */</p>
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<div>{{quote|Eat less cow meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and Fruit are a must; Walking or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some [[Guitar Hero]] on [[Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|Chris' advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_2</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of this word]]<br />
[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in <s>60</s> <s>10</s> 5 years.]]<br />
[[Chris]], as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine could plainly see, is not in good health. Considering his [[obesity]], lack of exercise, poor nutrition, refusal to take a shower, and the grave disrepair/uncleanliness of his surroundings, he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life threatening medical problems such as cancer, heart disease or diabetes.<br />
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==Nutrition==<br />
Chris is a known fast food lover, keen on eating at [[McDonald's]] two or three times a week; most doctors limit fast food intake to twice a month, if even that much. However, it is speculated that, since his mother [[Barbara]] probably does not cook often due to her abnormal weight, the family eats out very often. On the rare occasion that Barbara does cook, it usually involves some cheap and easy-to-make food that often is not healthy. Many, many times, has Chris been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water, and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated drinks]] and [[semen|energy drinks]] (which have been proven to increase erratic behavior). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:<br />
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* Breakfast: Usually nothing because he usually sleeps from 6 am to noon, but on the rare occasion he does eat McDonald's, or some other fast food restaurant with breakfast options.<br />
* Lunch: Fast food in the mall<br />
* Dinner: Eat out with family or poorly cooked meal by Barbara(although with her deteriorating health her poorly cooked meals may just become replaced by more fast food) <br />
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In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[Dirty crapped briefs|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|ramming stuff in his shit tube]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_incontinence#Constipation</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no veggies or fruit is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.<br />
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In short, Chris is a fatty, he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.<br />
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It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that Chris's doctor has prescribed him [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atorvastatin Lipitor] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of 2009, but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious lies he told about his health in the course of the rest of the conversation) is uncertain.<br />
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==Exercise==<br />
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{{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and Powerful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in Sonic-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref>}}<br />
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Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving [[Manchester High School|high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing videogames, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos. One might say that Chris is actually strong from having a lot of weight; however, in normal people this happens because the muscles must build up in order to be capable of moving a large weight. And since Chris pretty much moves only for the strenuous task of getting up off his ass and driving to McDonald's, his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of blubber, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].<br />
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When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise. Needless to say Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris' [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest entry]], where he had to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position).<br />
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During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to [[I AM STRONG|flexing]] and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting an office chair and almost doing fake pushups. He appears to believe that he could defeat both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should it to come to blows, and as such has challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.<br />
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Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has done on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to get his wish and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would <s>almost</s> definitely have his ass handed to him.<br />
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In the Father Call and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog five miles a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take six breaks to catch his breath, where as with a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance witout having to stop as often as Chris did.<br />
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==Hygiene==<br />
[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|Did you bathe?]]<br />
{{quote|And [Sonichu] showers afterwards with shampoo and soap. He showers DAILY, and I shower Daily.|Chris, totally [[lies|lying]]<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]</ref>}}<br />
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Chris's hygiene is perhaps his worst quality. Many times has Chris regarded [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower, always leaving him with a rather pungent odor. According to [[Emily]], he smelled of "rotten watermelons;" [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said various degrees of shit, sometimes body odor masked with gallons of Axe. Other reports are he smells like rotting fish in the sun with soiled underwear and a hint of Axe. In some accounts, Chris has claimed to use hand sanitizer all over his body,{{cite}} which is a bad idea, as it clears the skin of all bacteria, inviting more infectious germs. <br />
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[[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg|thumb|left|Where Chris "bathes" himself.]]<br />
Because of the lack of showers and/or Barbara's inability to clean properly, the kitchen and bath tiles are covered with a disgusting black and brown mold. In several videos, his neck sometimes seems to have an odd brownish crust around it. Some speculate it is simply a shadow, some believe it might be metal particles from his medallion's chain, but it is most likely the years of dirt and grime that have built up from a lack of showers. Curiously, he endorses Axe Shower Gel. Considering that he refuses to take showers and is a sucker for Axe products, one wonders what he even bothers using it for.<br />
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Chris compounds this problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes. Close perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for as many as three or four days at a stretch. Even worse, it seems likely that Chris doesn't bother to change his clothes when he goes to bed, causing them to marinate in sweat and grease 24 hours a day.{{cite}}<br />
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Unless being immersed in his surroundings for so long has destroyed his ability to note his foul vapors, it's a marvel that Chris refuses to indulge in basic hygienic activities. Most likely, it's because time spent in the shower is time not spent playing video games, drawing terrible comics, <s>or very slightly possibly getting laid</s> stalking young ladies. If he showered regularly, his -45% chance of finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] would erupt all the way up to 0%.<br />
[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG|thumb|right|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Now that's [[honest content]]!]]<br />
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==Dental health==<br />
Chris's fondness for baring his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, expensive dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.<br />
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Although it is difficult to tell, in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is the result of: large consumption of carbonated drinks, poor dental hygiene, and refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]].<br />
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==Mental health==<br />
[[Image:THAT ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.gif|right]]<br />
[[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto). Chris is so very, very screwed up that it's impossible to tell if he's really mentally ill or just that much of a waste of space.<br />
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The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most, even more than his autism, is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him such a frustrating failure of a human being—he refuses to advance mentally beyond the mind of a 10-year-old with some ''Playboy'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics.<br />
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His social awkwardness, narcissism, and several other unwanted traits trace back to his inept parents, who spoil him and tell him life will be all sugar and rainbows. Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world, as well as basic feelings such as empathy, sympathy, consideration for others, and humility. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (getting the fuck off our internets), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[dildo]]. <br />
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He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of hair and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:<br />
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* His mother would always tell him how "handsome" he was. Clearly she needs to seek professional help too.<br />
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* He has an inability to remember faces. For example, during the Blanca incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[Billy Mays]] would have looked the same if Billy shaved off his beard; and he believes [[Emily]] and Kim to be two different people when they are one and the same. In high school, he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic8Page24.jpg Sonichu 7, page 24]</ref> The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].<br />
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Many people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However…]]<br />
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==Other deformities==<br />
Bent at an irregular angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of horror. Armchair physicians have diagnosed him with Peyronie's disease, which affects the tissues of the penis and causes it to be abnormally crooked when erect. Trolls rather believe he bent his dick due to incredibly furious fapping. While correctable, the process is expensive, and Chris has [[PS3|other,]] [[The Eye of Judgment|more]] [[Pokémon|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] [[My Little Pony|on]] [[Optimus Prime|which]] [[List of Chris's games|to]] [[McDonald's|spend]] [[Guitar Hero|his]] [[Monthly tugboat|(by "his" we mean "taxpayers'")]] [[Anime|money.]]<br />
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Chris also has mild heterochromia, which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in [[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this photo]] of a young Chris, his right eye is green. He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].<br />
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His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a 3-year old girl on helium all the way to Gilbert Gottfried. In the [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice was comparatively normal in tone, even if he occasionally sounded like the title character from ''Conker's Bad Fur Day''.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Autism]]<br />
*[[Obesity]]<br />
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==Sauce==<br />
<references/><br />
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{{Chris and}}<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_his_ego&diff=63620Chris and his ego2010-01-16T18:06:09Z<p>Pikimon: Materialism is a symptom of Narcissism</p>
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<div>{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag_10#Rejected_Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]]}}<br />
'''Egotism''', out of all of Chris's flaws, is the most important and self-destructive. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] for real.<br />
[[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the mall for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of beloved children)]]<br />
==Origins==<br />
Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to shift blame for all of his troubles to other people. A sense of entitlement, again homegrown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his problems and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the feelings of others is completely twisted. His autism compounded the problem by making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. He grew up in a different world.<br />
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But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, but Chris's development appears to have completely stopped. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for the better part of a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and people let him.<br />
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===The Enablers===<br />
[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A]]<br />
{{quote|He that spareth his rod hateth his son:<br />but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.|Proverbs 13:24}}<br />
Chris's parents are enablers ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a 30-year-old with autism should live at home with his parents, especially one as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation show him to be. Adults with far more crippling mental health problems (from emotional disorders to mental retardation) live more independently than Chris does, whether alone, alone with supervision, or in group homes.<br />
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For a child like Chris, public school special education is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their life, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on "buy-in." Chris's parents clearly never bought into the strategies, because they never fostered any interest in independence in Chris. This undermined the entire regimen of special education, and gave them a man-child with entitlement issues.<br />
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===Monthly Tugboat===<br />
{{Main|Chris and Money}}Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the [[monthly tugboat]] is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle—and thus his worldview—sustainable.<br />
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===Blind Luck and the Cherry Picking Fallacy<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherry_picking Cherry Picking</ref>===<br />
[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up]]<br />
[[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|Article in PVCC's ''Forum'']]<br />
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park]]<br />
A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|two-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego. <br />
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Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fanmail, letters-to-the-editor, internet commentary, and other drivel. Each letter to Nintendo is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.<ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref> <br />
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{{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:<br />
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:"Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week, they receive, uh, hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to, uh, use ideas from f—fa—from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the, uh, requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly at work developing new and exciting products and game ideas."<br />
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Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved...medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}}<br /><br />
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As if Chris didn't think his material was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in [[PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' as icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume, whiny jerk that had pestered his way to acknowledgment. As he graduated from [[PVCC]] in 2006, his writing shows that [[Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, in order to become a true media sensation.<br />
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On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion has led him to believe that he has a legion of fans; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirm it.<br />
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==Manifestations==<br />
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Chris's egotism manifests itself in many ways.<br />
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===Unwarranted Self-Importance===<br />
[[Image:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]<br />
:''See also: [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]''<br />
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As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice observer to get lost in the sea of ''Sonichu'' shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. "Of course," you say, "he's got a billion hits on YouTube and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]]."<br />
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But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]</ref>:<br />
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{{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:<br />
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*I will never hang notes on the wall again.<br />
*I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan. <br />
*I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points (0&#61;No Respect...10&#61;Respect).<br />
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Please reply via E-Mail.<br />
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Christian C.}}<br />
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E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a [[personal army]]. <br />
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{{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[True and Loyal Fanbase|E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}<br />
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It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.<ref>Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> <br />
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{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}<br />
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The instant-gratification, instant-acknowledgment, and instant-attention—good or bad—that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience. <br />
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===Persecution Complex===<br />
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint CWC the Martyr.]]<br />
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Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he [[lie|'takes responsibility for']] are still out of his hands. <br />
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*His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was mean to him.<br />
*He didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]].<br />
*Or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]].<br />
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And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:<br />
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{{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services," Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE." MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia Page]]}}<br />
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It doesn't help that he's engaged in a quagmire of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those [[Trolls|DAMNED TROLLS]] keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].<br />
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{{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}<br />
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It has never—and likely ''will'' never—occurred to him that he needs to go ''outside'', get a job, and get off the damned internet.<br />
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===Naivete===<br />
Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. The man is like the Sith: he only deals in absolutes. Either you're with him or you're a [[troll]]. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk—even from professionals—about the similarities between [[Asperger Syndrome]] and [[autism]], denies that there are any shortcomings in his [[Sonichu (comic)|work]], and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labelling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a [[troll]].<br />
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Chris equates [[honesty]] with divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris - getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.<br />
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His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising [[china]] or threatening [[Sonichu]]. The earlier trolling schemes, such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]], got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that [[Cwcki|they had to start a wiki to keep track of it all]].<br />
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===Hubris: The Pride Before the Fall===<br />
[[Image:NeitherOfUs.jpg|thumb|It's fair to say that Chris is a narcissist.]]<br />
{{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3]]}}<br />
Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, this attitude has transcended self-confidence and erupted into full-blown hubris: Chris is convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[Chris and art|art]] are not just competitive with his peers, but clearly superior.<br />
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And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] to have some sort of horror befall him.<br />
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But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get a recognition for his [[Chris and Art|art]]?<br />
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{{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}<br />
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Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?<br />
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{{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}<br />
[[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb]]<br />
All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also extremely sheltered, he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing [[CWCville|elaborate fantasy worlds]]. This is also probably why he sees mundane chores as horrific trials of strength and will. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as 'psychological neoteny,' which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.<br />
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Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as 'omnipotence of thought'. Basically, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life in order to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that Magi-chan is yet another Mary Sue for Chris (which adds more fuel to certain theories), serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for authority. Why he felt it necessary to make another character to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of [[CWCville]].<br />
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==Materialism==<br />
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It is clear that Chris is a materialist (a common symptom of Narcissism), buying large amounts of crap that, make him feel good about himself, and by some twisted form of reality make him think that his unhealthy amount of children toys might attract a [[sweetheart]], when in reality any human being would clearly see that this man is delusional.<br />
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==War against the ego==<br />
One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the [[white knights]]. These [[slow-in-the-minds|misguided souls]] have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]], and could do no wrong. One of the more popular white knights, [[Vivian Gee]], became a troll when she couldn't get through to Chris.<br />
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When asked to get real, psychiatric help, Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word "counselor," she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious [[monthly tugboat]] on something useful when there are [[video games]] to buy).<br />
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==Examples of Chris's Ego in the Real World and in the Comic==<br />
[[Image:SchuComic8P68.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Jiggliami]] sums it up nicely]]<br />
{{Main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}<br />
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==References==<br />
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{{Chris and}}<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_health&diff=63619Talk:Chris and health2010-01-16T18:01:21Z<p>Pikimon: /* So when WAS the last time Chris took a shower? */</p>
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<div>Hey we should add a "gallery of fatness" to the bottom of the page with pictures of his horrible fatness.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 19:01, 23 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
*That's not such a bad idea, I suppose. What would be best is if you could make them show how much he has ballooned over the years. [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] 21:20, 23 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
**That is an even better idea--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 23:09, 23 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
*** Damn, I wish he was one of those people who took a photo of himself once a day. Then we could make an animation. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:33, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Moved the gallery of hair. --[[User:Garfield|Garfield]] 03:14, 25 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
*Cool!--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 16:50, 29 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Need to do ==<br />
*Probably move the hair to Sonichu Girls or just make a new page for it, I think it warrants its own page because it also demonstrates MEXICAN SONICHU and poor Spanish<br />
*Also, incorporate chris's coke habits (the drink) http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?n2bjtmemyyj [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:33, 29 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Chris and Strength? ==<br />
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Chris seems to suffer form delusions that he's really strong and a good fighter. I'd go into more depth except that I'm not really strong nor a good fighter. All I know is that he's worse at both than me. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 06:26, 13 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Weird section ==<br />
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The article currently says: "''Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving high school, and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. It has also left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos.''" Now, I'm not a medical professional or anything, but I'm pretty sure exercise level doesn't have much to do with skin color. The second sentence should probably be moved or at least clarified.<br />
*No, I think that's more or less sun. Trust me, if you can get him to push carts during the summer at some Wal-Mart or whatever, his skin'll look a million times better. Of course, we're talking about Chris, who thinks item stockers in retail are "heavyweights".--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:24, 7 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*I have edited it as such:''"Since he barely leave his house and focus his time on playing videogames, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos."'' I hope it will please Mr. Anonymous... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:35, 7 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==So when WAS the last time Chris took a shower?==<br />
Seriously. What was the exact date of Chris's last shower? Considering how much he's divulged about his life it shouldn't be hard to aquire this information. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 13:30, 14 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*It's not as simple as you think. First, Chris is not the type of camera-whore who would record this. Then, He's in [[Homos|straight]] denial about this as you can read it in the article. Personally, my out-of-nowhere guess would be once a week or when the itching would became impossible to endure. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:47, 14 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:** If a guy is said to be smelling like rotten watermelon or rotting fish in the sun, he's probably not even showering once a MONTH. Has anybody actually ASKED him? [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:31, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:***Do you think he would listen? Chris had learned over the years that making over-the-top claims and giving assurances of all sorts would allow him to avoid doing any action. So, if we ask him, be sure that he will repeat that he showers daily even if flies drop dead around him due to the stench. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:32, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:****I've been brushing up on my psychology and according to Professor Jean M. Twenge of San Diego University in her book "The Narcissism Epidemic" It illustrates that Narcissists are extremely fragile to criticism and with his autism and child like personality it would be no surprise if chris chan has spent several months/days without showering (just look at that brownish crust on his neck) And I imagine that even if he does he probably doesn't shower thoroughly enough to get rid of his...err aroma.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 18:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:CWCville&diff=63508Talk:CWCville2010-01-16T02:47:41Z<p>Pikimon: /* climate */</p>
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<div>==To do==<br />
*images of CWCville from comic<br />
*Chris's description of CWCville with "an average amount of cool places to hang out at."<br />
*BlueSpike, fuckups aside, you got him to say my cousin BILLY is mayor of CWCville. Objections to the rest aside, that's fucking hilarious. [[User:William Maize|William Maize]] 07:29, 4 March 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Who will lead? ==<br />
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Since Liquid Chris was kipnapped by Solid, I was wondering who will be the next TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville? Are we just going to let that manchild back in office after how he disposed of BILLY MAYS and his own counterpart? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]<br />
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LEX LUTHOR FOR MAYOR OF CWCVILLE! He was the president of the US at one time (See ''Superman/Batman: Public Enemies]]'' ), maybe he can use Metahumans to wipe out all Sonichus and Rosechus! --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]]<br />
*Liquid's back, so nevermind. Still, who'd be a good canidate if he were to resign his postition? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]<br />
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== Nazi Germany's anti-tobacco movement ==<br />
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I think it would be nice to compare Chris to Hitler in his anti-tobacco policies.<br />
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tobacco_movement_in_Nazi_Germany]<br />
--[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:12, 18 November 2009 (CET)<br />
*Agreed. But I believe Chris' other similarities to Hitler should also be noted (e.i. the outlawing of homosexuality, Chris' iron-fisted rule over CWCville, Etc.) --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 1:03, 19 November 2009 (CEST)<br />
:* Didn't they both rage when their art wasn't given the recognition they thought it deserved? And Hitler did Disney fanart (thx /cwc/ omg lol! =^_^=). Except Hitler was actually good at doing landscapes IIRC. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:51, 19 November 2009 (CET)<br />
::*"After dropping out of high school in 1905 at age sixteen, Adolf Hitler spent the next few years in brooding idleness. His indulgent mother patiently urged him to learn a trade or get a job. But to young Hitler, the idea of daily work with its necessary submission to authority was revolting.<br />
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With his father now dead, there was no one who could tell young Hitler what to do, so he did exactly as he pleased. He spent his time wandering around the city of Linz, Austria, visiting museums, attending the opera, and sitting by the Danube River dreaming of becoming a great artist.<br />
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Hitler liked to sleep late then go out in the afternoon, often dressed like a young gentleman of leisure and even carried a fancy little ivory cane. When he returned home, he would stay up well past midnight reading and drawing.<br />
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He would later describe these teenage years free from responsibility as the happiest time of his life.<br />
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His only friend was with another young dreamer named August Kubizek, who wanted to be a great musician. They met at the opera in Linz. Kubizek found Hitler fascinating and a friendship quickly developed. Kubizek turned out to be a patient listener. He was a good audience for Hitler, who often rambled for hours about his hopes and dreams. Sometimes Hitler even gave speeches complete with wild hand gestures to his audience of one.<br />
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Kubizek later described Hitler's personality as "violent and high strung." Hitler would only tolerate approval from his friend and could not stand to be corrected, a personality trait he had shown in high school and as a younger boy as well.<br />
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Young Hitler did not have a girlfriend. But he did have an obsessive interest in a young blond named Stephanie. He would stare at her as she walked by and sometimes followed her. He wrote her many love poems. But he never delivered the poems or worked up the nerve to introduce himself, preferring to keep her in his fantasies. He told his friend Kubizek he was able to communicate with her by intuition and that she was even aware of his thoughts and had great admiration for him. He was also deeply jealous of any attention she showed to other young men.<br />
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In reality, she had no idea Hitler had any interest in her. Years later, when told of the interest of her now-famous secret admirer, she expressed complete surprise, although she remembered getting one weird unsigned letter.<br />
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http://www.historyplace.com/worldwar2/riseofhitler/art.htm<br />
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o_o --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 08:02, 19 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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:Holy fucking shit. Well, hopefully Chris will forever remain the apathetic slug that he is and never venture into politics. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 08:07, 19 November 2009 (CET)<br />
:: Maybe a rejection letter from [[Wikipedia:Art_Instruction_Schools|Art Instruction Schools]] would inspire him. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 08:16, 19 November 2009 (CET)<br />
::*Funny you mention that, I've been wanting to see Chris draw Tippy the Turtle and Pete the Pirate for that place, and see if he'd still get in. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:04, 8 December 2009 (CET)<br />
== Official website ==<br />
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http://www.onetruecwcville.net/index.php --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 00:04, 21 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Wes Iseli==<br />
There's a comment about how the police do nothing since Wes Iseli is able to ruin weddings. Yet didn't that wedding take place in "our" world since Sarah was there? I realize this is hard to argue given that "consistency" is a foreign concept to Chris but I'm guessing that the wedding takes place in our world and it just so happens that Sonichus and that Chris, Sarah, and Wes can turn into Sonichus and shit because they have those medallions and whatnot. Thoughts? If it's the case that it's taking place in our world, then we need to revise that sentence. Perhaps about how Mary Lee Walsh is able to do shit?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:04, 8 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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==climate==<br />
Considering that it has jungles, volcanoes, temperate forests, the temperature differences of the Appalachian foothills between seasons, and is situated right next to the ocean, the bizarre, hellish climate of CWCville needs mentioned, I think.<br />
*Agreed. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]<br />
** I made the Zapbud's description seem more like a invasive weed, could someone make a better pic of what a Zapbud might look like IRL? I'm sorry but as a plant lover I can't believe Chrissy has managed to fuck up plants.[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 18:48, 24 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*** [[Sonichu Remake]] has a re-imagining of zapbuds. Would cropping the corner of [[Media:SCRM -0-06.jpg|this image]] work? I might add it myself later, if I can figure out how to without destroying the rest of the article. --[[User:Fenny|Fenny]], who sucks at wiki.<br />
**** Awesome!--[[User:Pikimon|0_o wat o_0]] 02:47, 16 January 2010 (UTC)</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L&diff=63507Talk:U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L2010-01-16T02:38:59Z<p>Pikimon: </p>
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<div>What.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:45, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Que.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 02:38, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Since the title is pretty hard to search, and it's kind of a quick addendum to the [[15 January 2010]] video, should we merge this into that article, or possibly rename it to something like "Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu?" [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 01:16, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*What if we just redirect it. Does the searchbox even display redirects?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:47, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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How high are the chances that he saw [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Kids_on_the_Blecch this episode] and thought that it really works?--[[User:Yawn|Yawn]] 2:07, 16 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*probably about as high as the chances of you fucking up on that url are, OH BURN!!! --[[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 02:25, 16 January 2010 (UTC)</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_race&diff=61764Talk:Chris and race2010-01-10T19:22:46Z<p>Pikimon: /* Deletion Notice (Void) */</p>
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<div>Good work, Tyranogre! I'll try to contribute to the page, soon, too --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 08:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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Nice start. Easily can be added on to and everything. Just a thought, though: should we include others he's shown hate towards? Y'know, like the homos and anyone with asperger's/low-function autism/"anything that tries to take Chris's spotlight"? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:55, 31 December 2009 (CET)<br />
* If we do that, we might as well call this page "Chris and discrimination" or "Chris and tolerance" or something. Personally I'd like to have a quick list of all the groups he's offensive to in one place. [[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 08:59, 31 December 2009 (CET)<br />
** Actually, I'm surprised we haven't done just that! Chris hasn't shown discrimination towards just one group, he's shown it to everyone everywhere! I don't think we should delete this, just rename it into "Chris and discrimination", like you said!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:05, 31 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*** Sure, let's rename it. Of course, first we need to convince Champ to remove the deletion tag... [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 09:07, 31 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Why I'm nominating it for deletion ==<br />
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I can see ''some'' potential here but not much. Chris's dislike of blacks is just something trolls like to exaggerate - at best, Chris seems really uncomfortable around black people in the same way an upper class person would lock the car doors while going through the black neighborhood. It's not really racist, per say, that Chris doesn't like black chicks but I think the problem is that 1) he's not really in the position to be fussy about women, given who he is and 2) he's made it seem like that he would rather keep being a virgin than do a black girl (perhaps this question could be posed in the mailbag or the Common Questions). But he's not an outright racist. It's fun to suggest this to Chris because it irritates him, but really it's misleading to suggest he's some sort of closet KKK member. Bob on the other hand actually made a comment about Megan being a "dirty German girl" which is really old school racism but alas, we'll never have that call publicly.<br />
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Other races? You can really summarize it in one sentence - Chris's views of race come from TV and popular culture in general. Jews eat bagels and whine a lot, Asians are really good at math and karate, Native Americans do rain dances and say "How!", etc.<br />
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This article is trying to insinuate something about Chris that really isn't. I know we do this a lot but with race, it's really pushing it for its own article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:09, 31 December 2009 (CET)<br />
* Given his reaction toward black kids at Game Place, I'd ''definitely'' call him racist. --[[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 09:18, 31 December 2009 (CET)<br />
* Okay, that's true. Though, as myself and a couple of others was saying above, I think this article should PROBABLY be retitled something like "Chris and discrimination" or "Chris and intolerance." and expanded on greatly. It's easy to see that Chris has shown hatred or dislike in a number of groups, not just blacks. And the sheer fact that Chris doesn't bother actually looking up stuff and, as you said, Chris just uses what he sees on TV and thinks that's how they actually act shows that he has no care for them and/or that he dislikes them because they go against what he is. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:25, 31 December 2009 (CET)<br />
* Your points are valid. However, I think, this all may be fixed by renaming the page to "Chris and discrimination" or "Chris and tolerance" or "Chris and stereotypes". I agree that this article should encompass groups like Homos, Aspergers, Muslims, etc. And I agree that its main point should be moved from implying Chris's racism to just giving a quick overview of Chris's attitude towards various groups. So, my vote is: find a good new name, rename the article, and expand it to other groups. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:40, 31 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*How about we rename this article "Chris and Minorities"? It can also be used for his views of others such as the Disabled. But I agree with you that he is not a Stormfront type of racist, he's more of a xenophobe. --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 00:30, 2 January 2010 (CET)<br />
** I like this idea. There is much that can be said about Chris and minorities, but while Chris is racist, there's not enough material to write about to justify its own article. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 03:12, 2 January 2010 (CET)<br />
* Chris said he "hates the Chinese" in [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.5]] and does an insensitive impression of all Asians. In [[Mumble 4]] he does an impression of all black people, saying that they sound like Rastafarians. I'm going to say that yes, he is racist, but not extremely racist. There probably isn't enough of it to make a good page out of, tho. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 01:51, 2 January 2010 (CET)<br />
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==<s>Deletion Notice</s> (Void)==<br />
I am putting this page on my "To-Watch" file. I will delete it in a week if it doesn't improve. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:44, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Let's salvage anything usable (if there is anything) and add it to the [[Niggos]] article, then just leave this as a redirect. I don't think we're going to get enough material to make this worthwhile as a standalone page. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 04:53, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I would rather move the Niggos article in to this one, and then have smaller subsections for other races. I agree that a lot of this article is exaggerated rubbish, but there's no denying that Chris is extraordinary awkward in his dealings with other cultures. We should cover his interactions with them, but in a more objective way. I would rather see a merge than a deletion. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 05:02, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*But is there really a lot we can say aside from "Chris's views of race come from popular culture"? As I said, Chris more or less absorbs what he sees from TV - thus Jews whine and eat bagels, Asians have buck teeth and say things like "Me so sowwy!," Indians no matter the tribe say "How!" and say things like "Smokum peace pipe!", etc. But does this really need its own article? The niggos article mostly serves as explaining the racism against African Americans, which does require some explaining since it comes up frequently. But I agree, we should salvage what we can if we can't make this into a full fledged article and incorporate it into the Niggos one.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:35, 9 January 2010 (UTC) <br />
**Also, since when are you a moderator Griffintown? --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 05:03, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Since Champthom gave me the job. [[CWCki:Community Portal#Quality control jerkops|Here's the announcement]]. I read many people talking about what to do with pages while doing nothing. I strongly believe in deadlines to keep things going. Right now, this page sucks. Expanding the [[Niggo]] page would be a nice answer, adding new material for this page is also good. Let's find answers. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:56, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** Well Congratulation's on the promotion. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 19:36, 9 January 2010 (UTC) <br />
*I've begun moving some of the content from this page onto subsection "Chris and stereotypes" on the [[Niggos]] page, which should probably be retitled now. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 18:51, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
** While that's a good move, I'd rather see this page have the content of "niggos". I've always felt bad about having an entire page dedicated to a racist slur, even a slurred racist slur. Niggos could be mentioned as a minor cwcism, but it doesn't need it's own page. I guess what I'm trying to say is that "Chris and Racism" is a more scholarly sounding title to deal with Chris' interactions with other races than say "niggos". I'm going to try to save this article in favor or turning niggos into a cwcism stub. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 19:36, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Alright, I've overhauled the article, feel free to tweak it or even revert it. However, do keep the changes I've made to the Native American section. It wasn't up to date. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 20:53, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*I think that was a good move. [[Niggos]] can be made a lot more succinct; it should probably stick to the reasons, events, and consequences around the time Chris came up with the word, as well as blacks in [[Sonichu (comic)]]. This page is much better for mulling about stereotypes in general. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 23:52, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Excellent initiative. I love the way the entry looks like for now. I am putting the Deletion Notice on hold. I want to see how awesome this page can get. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
The page is great. I remove the deletion notice. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:18, 10 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I am enjoying this fine piece of Literature--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 19:22, 10 January 2010 (UTC)</div>Pikimonhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperchu/Background&diff=59757Talk:Asperchu/Background2010-01-05T01:34:24Z<p>Pikimon: Created page with 'Could someone please update this?--~~~~'</p>
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<div>Could someone please update this?--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 01:34, 5 January 2010 (UTC)</div>Pikimon