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<div>:''This article is about Chris himself. For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''<br />
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br />
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! colspan="2" | Chandler Family<br />
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! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler<br />
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| '''Birth Name'''<br />
| Christopher Weston Chandler<br />
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| '''Full Name'''<br />
| "Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler<br />
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| '''Nicknames'''<br />
| Chris-chan<br>Chris Chan<br>[[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris Tran]]<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<br>CWC<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>Solid Chris<br>Chrissy<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br> [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] <br> [[Kaka Makeup Basics|Kaka]]<br>''[[Homos|Homo]] virginicus''<br>[[Jackie Chat 6|Chunky Monkey Man]]<br>Great Director Chandler<br />
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| '''Date of Birth'''<br />
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age 30)<br />
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| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male (1982–2011)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011–present)<br />
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| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[United States of America|American]]<br />
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| '''Race'''<br />
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br />
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| '''Height'''<br />
| 5'10" (1.78 m)<br />
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| '''Weight'''<br />
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]] <br />
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| '''Parents'''<br />
| [[Bob]] (deceased)<br /> [[Barbara]]<br />
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| '''Education'''<br />
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br />
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| '''Occupation(s)'''<br />
| Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>Male escort ([[2010]], unpaid)<br />
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{{quote|I am the high-functioning [[autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Art|artistic]] [[plagiarism|inspiration]] lost with [[Health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the [[The Wall of Originals|hand-drawing original]] [[copyrights|creator]] of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself</ref>}}<br />
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'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (''né'' '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]), is a [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgin]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]] - sorry, [[Chris and copyright|original creation]] - starring in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit video game franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], [[alcohol|non-alcoholic]] [[Racism|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]." <br />
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his [[Chris and Art|childlike artwork]] about his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing still more disturbing facts about him.]]<br />
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Yes, friends, it gets far worse. <br />
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==Aliases==<br />
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|ORIGINAL IDENTITY. <br>DO NOT [[Liquid Chris|STEAL]].]]<br />
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Much like the Devil, Christian Weston Chandler goes by many names. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|bear conductor]]". In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". Unusually, Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or for even greater accuracy "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is unusually proud of his initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick".<br />
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day he translates his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish. At times he will literally announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.<br />
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He occasionally uses the names of his characters, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] and of course [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into a superheroic hedgehog himself, named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].<br />
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The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also the seldom-used "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]].<br />
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==Overview==<br />
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|Why do we get the feeling that he wants to suck a [[duck]]?]]<br />
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Chris is a timid, [[chris and his ego|self-absorbed]] little man who has been allowed - by [[Bob Chandler|his]] [[Barb|parents]] and/or his [[autism]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now approaching thirty, he is so comfortable in his pitiful existence that he refuses to conform to the rules of society, such as "you have to bathe regularly," "you can't sit in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you," and "if you keep [[dirty crapped briefs|shitting your pants]] you should be more careful when you think you're just going to fart." Although the public school system originally forced society and Chris to put up with one another, Chris is now free to stay indoors and not do anything he doesn't want to do. Accordingly, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] or had any meaningful relationship with a woman (or anyone of any gender, for that matter). <br />
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Chris is completely obsessed with his character [[Sonichu]], to the point that he hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by [[trolls]] working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]].<br />
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Chris absolutely hates [[homos|gay men]], and communicates this with such intensity that observers are easily convinced he's simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Oh, he also [[recycling|swallows his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and [[Tomgirl Pictures|proudly cross-dresses]]. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seems to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref><br />
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== Early life ==<br />
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In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to [[Robert]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br />
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===Childhood and adolescence===<br />
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|Evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of a Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br />
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Chris claims his first word, "[[Fail|monkey]]", was spoken at six weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat well into his twenties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true - the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at six weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br />
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact the he now locks himself in a [[Chris's room|room]]. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of one and seven, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)</ref> <br />
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl — if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).<br />
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In [[1989]], noted furry conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which convinced Christopher to later have his name [[Christopher's name change|legally changed]].<br />
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school". Chris was home-schooled through the fifth grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /><br />
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his twelfth birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. Local news coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a more worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not [[IBAChandler|some elaborate troll]]. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to leverage his autism for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated]] when he loses).<br />
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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|Even as a baby, he was unusually ugly. Looks kind of like Baby Selwyn from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_%28film%29 Braindead]''.<br />
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Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu ball]].<br />
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[The Creepy Stare|stare]].<br />
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br />
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[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br />
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading R.L. Stine horror novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pals]]" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris was on the [[honor roll]] and acquired the true source of his powers, his [[high school ring]].<br />
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Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris cried like a little bitch during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it ''so hard'' in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref><br />
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-warp]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br />
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Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br />
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br />
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br />
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br />
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===Adult Chronicles===<br />
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]]. Many women have gouged their eyes out after seeing it.]]<br />
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|retarded newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his bullshit.<br />
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Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend...allegedly. Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach them or speak to them.<br />
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a [[sign]] that read "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex. Chris was particularly traumatized by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud. <br />
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After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br />
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After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]], drawing ''Sonichu'', [[masturbation|masturbating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].<br />
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br />
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[Game Place|local game and card shop]]. Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than five minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, being totally smooth with women due to countless hours of studying them in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.<br />
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and finally learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br />
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to raise awareness of Chris's unbelievably original character, but within half an issue, the storylines began to revolve around the frankly more compelling saga of Chris's own personal issues.<br />
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==Discovery==<br />
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Chris's rare talent was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life was never the same again.<br />
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[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]]]<br />
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Upon learning of the "Chris-chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]] Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br />
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses. <br />
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[lulz]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was lulzy or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to trolling Chris), which only expanded coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br />
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==Chris today==<br />
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]]]]<br />
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naive]]te readily embraced this world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]] Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the [[CWCki]] maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot selectively ignore his own history.<br />
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]]]]<br />
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic [[Internet]] presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[Chris and fashion|striped shirts]].<br />
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving another sweetheart ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube Chris and he later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].<br />
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]]]]<br />
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or "[[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris does not see his new-found femininity as being in contradiction to heterosexuality. His Love Quest is yet to have reached its end and so far he remains a virgin.<br />
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[monthly tugboat|tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his [[mother]] Barbara is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her [[obesity]] is taken into account. <br />
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In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. {{clear}}<br />
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| name = The End of Chris-chan <br />
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| Stardate = 2 April 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Vivian Gee]]<br />
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| name = The Rebirth of Chris-chan <br />
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| Stardate = 12 April 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Vivian Gee]]<br />
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| name = Chris-chan is Pitiful <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|gsbzB26sQwk}}<br />
| Stardate = 2 August 2009<br />
| Maker = CreepyMcCreep<br />
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| name = Resident Chris-chan III: Dating Ground <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8rRi90wfvHI}}<br />
| Stardate = 1 October 2009<br />
| Maker = MewLine<br />
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| name = IICHH-TIPM - The 503 Faces of Chris-chan<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YHfZ9XCMUQQ }}<br />
| Stardate = 13 October 2009<br />
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| name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}<br />
| Stardate = 20 November 2009<br />
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br />
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| name = "My Name Is Christian Weston Chandler" Theatrical Trailer <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|TQfvFw1GMXA}}<br />
| Stardate = 8 December 2009<br />
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/wtfdavemustaine wtfdavemustaine]<br />
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| name = CWC's Show Must Go On!<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|HZqqFUeoaEg }}<br />
| Stardate = 12 December 2009<br />
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/Secretevilguy Secretevilguy]<br />
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| name = When Chris-Chan's Gone <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|DE2OOsKrvoU}}<br />
| Stardate = 3 January 2010<br />
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tehcosmicexplorer08 tehcosmicexplorer08]<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br />
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br />
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br />
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account!<br />
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==References==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br />
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<references /><br />
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{{Chris and|nocat=true}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
{{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br />
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}<br />
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[[Category:Chris]]<br />
[[Category:Family Members]]<br />
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:TheIronFjord&diff=154188User:TheIronFjord2011-12-12T03:30:08Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>Hello, I am The Iron Fjord! Long-time Chris-Chan fan. This is my user page, and nothing less. I first became an observer of him back in late 2009, when browsing ED.<br />
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[[Image:cchantor.jpg|right|thumb|My Shit-tastic Drawing.]]<br />
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=== A typical day for Chris ===<br />
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Sitting on a [[McIntire Park |park]] bench<br />
[[Rape |eyeing little girls with bad intent.]]<br />
Snot running down his nose<br />
greasy fingers smearing [[Chris and Fashion |shabby clothes.]]<br />
Drying in the cold sun<br />
Watching as the frilly panties run.<br />
Feeling like a dead [[duck]]<br />
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.<br />
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|Jethro Tull}}</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Craigslist&diff=150955Talk:Craigslist2011-11-02T03:08:14Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>Christ almighty, are we really that pathetic that we have to make an article about a TV listing Chris made? In any case, hasn't Chris done other stuff on Craigslist? In any case, we could discuss that other stuff here too.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:46, 1 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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-Could this have anything to do with potential money trouble the Chandlers may be having since Bob's death? What of Bob's pension? Is Barb still receiving it. Any little that she brings in is probably not enough to pay the bills and the $800 from Chris's tugboat won't help much after he wastes half of it on junk. Plus we all know Chris is a massive impulse buyer who spends large amounts of cash on small needless items like fast food and such. Perhaps this listing is his way to try to make some extra money and with an ego like his, it's not surprising that he would grossly overprice a crappy mid 90s tv like it is some valuable antique. --[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 16:09, 1 November 2011 (PDT)--[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 16:09, 1 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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-I believe pension cancels for someone once they die, that's what happend with my grandfather's. Knowing Chris, he's selling his dad's old TV at a silly price to help pay the bills. I'd also like to believe that Barb is on some sort of pension, from whatever company she worked for. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:08, 1 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Suggestions ==<br />
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Yes, Craig's list has indeed been used by Chris before and has been a method of trolling as well.<br />
We should include the time when he attempted to gain free [[sex#Prostitution|Sex]] from a hooker and the phone calls when Son-chu was being [[Car Pranks|advertised]].<br />
This can also be compared to the his sell experience with [[eBay]], whether he has made any sort of improvement at being a seller or not?<br />
Highly doubt he has learnt anything over the years...<br />
--[[User:Aothesis|Aothesis]] 17:49, 1 November 2011 (GMT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG&diff=147242File talk:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG2011-09-21T14:55:15Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>Sheesh, Chris needs to be the center of everything, doesn't he?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:50, 24 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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If you look under Bob's right ear there's a keyring that looks a bit like a pickle... --[[User:Gytrash|Gytrash]] 15:41, 16 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:That's Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 17:49, 16 February 2011 (PST)<br />
Ah right. It looked too good to be true... still all it needs is a bit of brine and hey presto!--[[User:Gytrash|Gytrash]] 14:40, 6 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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This picture is 20 times creepier now that Bob is gone. I really think he'll haunt my dreams tonight. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 07:55, 21 September 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Blake&diff=146523Blake2011-09-10T12:35:44Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>{{quote|He was cloned from [[Sonichu]]'s DNA. with an accidental dose of [[Fanta|Cherry Cola]], in [[Giovanni]]'s evil lab. Blachu [Blake] can run fast as fast as Sonichu, but they don't see spark-to-spark.|[[:Image:249-ACBchuBck.jpg|Black Sonichu [Blake] Animal Crossing card]]}}<br />
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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character<br />
|-<br />
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Black_Sonichu.jpg|200px]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" |Blake<br />
|-<br />
| '''Date of birth'''<br />
| 22 March 1999 (in universe, as Black Sonichu)<br />
March, 24, 2005 (IRL)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male<br />
|-<br />
| '''Species'''<br />
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]) clone<br />
|-<br />
| '''Length'''<br />
| 5'4" (163 cm)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Weight'''<br />
| 120 lbs (54 kg)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Type'''<br />
| Electric<br />
|-<br />
| '''Evolves from'''<br />
| [[Sonee]] or Pikachu<br />
|-<br />
| '''Evolves into'''<br />
| Silver blachu<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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'''Blake''', originally called [[Niggos|'''Black]] Sonichu''' (and occasionally '''Blachu''') (born 22 March [[1999]]<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu]</ref>), is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and was once the arch-nemesis of [[Sonichu]]. He is also, inexplicably, [[Bubbles]]'s boyfriend (and later husband outside of the [[comic]] canon). However, for some reason, Blake and Bubbles decided to hide it from all of their friends, not knowing that their friends already knew about the relationship. He rips off two characters: [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]].<br />
==In the comics==<br />
=== ''Sonichu'' #1 ===<br />
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[[Image:BlakeStats.jpg|thumb|Blake's stats. You know, in case you gave a damn]]<br />
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He first appeared in issue 1, episode 4. [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] was attempting to clone Sonichu and the cloning process was corrupted by "an accidental does of cherry cola," spilt by [[Bill The Scientist]]. <br />
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This soda in his DNA changed his fur color to black and red. This makes him an obvious ripoff of Shadow the Hedgehog. Shortly after being created, he was ordered to kidnap [[Rosechu]]. [[Sonic]] and Sonichu thwarted this plan much to his chagrin. As punishment for kidnapping her, Rosechu punched him in the face and knocked some of his teeth out, showing what a pussy he really is. <br />
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===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===<br />
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Blake is ordered to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] by [[Giovanni]] because Blake is his bitch. Easily overpowering [[Flame the Sunbird]] he jumps on his hoverboard and escapes with [[Flame]] in pursuit. He somehow manages to pass by and piss off almost every single member of the soon-to-be-formed [[Chaotic Combo]], [[Sonichu]] himself jumps into the mix and every last one of them gangs up on Blake and beats the living crap out of him - fair fighting, y'know?<br />
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=== ''Sonichu'' #5 ===<br />
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In issue five, Blake actually refers to [[Naitsirhc]] as his father while mistaking him for [[CWC]]. Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc wears a Blake [[Medallion]] that allows him to transform into an evil Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.<br />
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=== ''Sonichu'' #6 ===<br />
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Blake is dismayed to see that Naitsirhc has become Reldnahc Ha-Taque. After robbing stores with him, Blake complains to Sonichu and [[Magi-Chan]] about how he was really mean to him - insulting him all the time and putting whipped cream in his rocket boots. Blake then allows the reader to see that he has the hots for Bubbles - in spite of her helping the [[Chaotic Combo]] beat seven shades of crap out of him.<br />
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===Episode 18 Prologue===<br />
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On March 21, Bubbles celebrates Blake’s birthday alone with him. They share a kiss after explaining how Blake has the maturity of a twenty-year-old despite being cloned only four years ago.<br />
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===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring break]]===<br />
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Blake approaches Rosechu, [[Angelica]] and Bubbles whilst they sunbathe on the beach and kicks sand in their faces to make him look badass. Bubbles steps up to “deal with this jerk.” She restrains him and leads him away with the others to be alone with him. The other two Rosechus think it’s “cute” that they pretend to not be a couple. <br />
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Bubbles and Blake agree to have sex under a pier after she finds the Sonichu Ball. Unfortunately for Blake, [[Silvana]] takes the form of Bubbles so she can rape him just for laughs. Bubbles finds the [[Sonichu Ball]], but not in time to save Blake.<br />
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==CWCipedia biography==<br />
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{{quote|The only differences are their color, shoes and this one is more evil.|Chris, informing us that Sonichu is also evil}}<br />
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According to the [[CWCipedia]]'s [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu entry on Blake], he was created on [[Sonichu chronology#1999|22 March 1999]], following the battle between Sonichu and Naitsirhc Giovanni on 12 August 1998 (It's cited that it took a while to rebuild the cloning machine, most likely referring to Mewtwo's escape in ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie|Pokémon: The First Movie]]''). Through the help of [[Bill the Scientist]], cherry soda is spilled into the DNA, which causes the Sonichu to turn black. Four months later, Black is primed to battle Sonichu, though his first battle goes sour even with the arrival of Metal Sonichu. Blake would continue to do evil, stealing the Master Sunstone and the like. It's said that he enjoyed the rush of villainy, but at the same time, started regretting it.<br />
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Everything would change when Black Sonichu prepared to capture Sonichu and Rosechu during their wedding. There, he would see Bubbles Rosechu for the first time. He was so enamored over her that he didn't fire the net gun he was intending to use to capture the two with when he wanted to and when he did, he missed completely. He would learn her name through one of the programs for the wedding.<br />
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The two wouldn't meet again until Naitsirhc's transformation into Reldnahc. When they did meet, Bubbles ended up chewing out Black for a good fifteen minutes. Not accustomed to criticism, Black did "an emotional [[Chris humps his PS3|One-Eighty]]" and just broke down and cried like the baby he was, begging for forgiveness. Bubbles accepted and began forming a bond with him. Over ice cream, Black introduced himself as "Black Sonichu," but Bubbles hated a name like that, so she named him "Blake," after a star's name.<br />
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When coming into contact with the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] - or with the seven Chaos emeralds upon which the Sonichu Balls are based - Blake can temporarily transform into ''Silver Blachu''. Silver's powers are very similar to those of [[Ultra Sonichu]], Sonichu's own temporary transformation which is induced by the seven Sonichu Balls.<ref>For comparison, see [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_Silver_Blachu Silver Blachu] and [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_Ultra_Sonichu Ultra Sonichu] on the [[CWCipedia]].</ref> Silver is identical to Blake in physical appearance, with the exception of having gray fur rather than black.<br />
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Practically none of this shows up in the comic itself, not even through Chris's lazy textwalls he uses to explain the minor details (such as the tragic death of his [[Ivy|true, God-foreseen love]]) he doesn't want to bother drawing.<br />
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== Name ==<br />
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[[Image:Nigrachu.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes]]<br />
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Originally, Blake was just referred to as "Black Sonichu" or "Blachu", but Chris decided to change the name so as to look less of [[:Image:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|the bigoted racist jerk that he really is]]. In the comic, why he is suddenly called "Blake" is never revealed, Chris assuming that everyone would understand why his name is now Blake; everyone just goes with it. <br />
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Chris, in the CWCipedia article on Sonichu, finally provided the reason why Black Sonichu became Blake - because Blake felt like it.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms]</ref> This was later retconned into saying that Bubbles gave him the name.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu#Blake_and_Bubbles Blake_Black_Sonichu#Blake_and_Bubbles]</ref><br />
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Some argue that Chris was indeed ripping off [[Jimmy Hill|Jimmy Hill's]] incarnation of Black Sonichu, who was named "Blake" for some time before Chris started using Blake.<ref>http://sonichu.110mb.com/merchandise.html</ref><br />
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Despite going to great lengths to using the retconned names in the [[Official Videobooks]] (such as "Nicole Rammer" for [[Sarah Hammer]]), Chris still uses Blake's original name "Black Sonichu" in most of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], though adding a cursory note that he changed his name to Blake which totally defeats the purpose of retconning.<br />
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== Love Quest ==<br />
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In episode 18, it is revealed that Blake has a secret romance with [[Bubbles]] and that they have sex with [[raincoat|raincoats]] and don't let the rest of [[CWCville]] know. To cover up their relationship, they pretend to fight and he acts like an ass. At the end of the episode he gets raped by a shape-shifting hermaphrodite named Silvana. This rape is meant to be a metaphor representing Chris being trolled by men pretending to be women online. Lulz.<br />
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Interestingly enough, [[Chris and Reality|in Chris's imagination]], Bubbles and Blake were married 4 July 2009, at [[Angelica]]'s church. This indicates that despite Blake's failure to control his own [[Duck|libido]], Bubbles forgave him and everyone lived happily ever after.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]]</ref><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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<center><br />
<gallery><br />
Image:070-SchuVsBchu.jpg<br />
Image:080-SilverBchu.jpg|He has a super form, too.<br />
Image:248-ACBchu.jpg<br />
Image:249-ACBchuBck.jpg<br />
Image:250-BlachuCard1.jpg<br />
Image:251-GiosBchu.jpg<br />
Image:252-BlachuCard2.jpg<br />
Image:253-YuBchu.jpg<br />
Image:254-BlachuPose.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE<br />
Image:255-YuSilvBchu.jpg<br />
File:Shoes.PNG|Blake's magic shoes<br />
</gallery><br />
</center><br />
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==References==<br />
{{CWCipedia|chris=Blake_Black_Sonichu}}<br />
<references/><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Niggos]]<br />
{{Hedgehog Boys}}<br />
{{Not_Jerks}}<br />
{{Sonichu}}<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Villains]]<br />
[[Category: Sonichus]]<br />
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Gaybian&diff=145926Gaybian2011-08-30T17:10:58Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>[[image:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|left|A gaybian]]<br />
[[File:Cwcbraorig.JPG|thumb|Gaybian [[fashion]] in [[2008]]...]]<br />
[[Image:TG20.jpg|thumb|...and [[Tomgirl Pictures|2011]]]]<br />
[[Image:Gaybianad.jpg|thumb|The [[TRUE and HONEST]] gaybian website]]<br />
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'''Gaybian''' (pronounced [ˈgeːbiən]) is a [[CWC-ism]] for a male lesbian that has sexual feelings for women, devised by [[Chris]] in [[February 2009]]. It was introduced in the [[Clyde Cash]] blackmail [[YouTube]] videos, containing his confessions of being [[homos]]exual (the video [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]). <br />
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==Gaybianism==<br />
It transpires that this was Chris's get-out clause of confessing that he was gay, in a "fingers crossed behind his back" way. As Chris used to believe that [[Anna McLerran|lesbianism]] is perfectly fine and natural, while showing disgust for male homosexuality, this is Chris's way of justifying homosexuality. This is probably because on an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'', when asked about homosexuality being a choice, a lesbian Meg knew said nonchalantly "well, not for guys" (which was the whole joke of the episode, not that Chris notices). This would explain why when confronted with a lesbian [[fan]], he'll say that he's "disappointed."<br />
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The whole "male lesbian" thing may be stolen from British comedian and transvestite [[Wikipedia:Eddie Izzard|Eddie Izzard]]. If so, Chris probably does not realize that while people who identify themselves as such exist, Izzard is a comedian, and the concept was a joke.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Chris and sex]]<br />
* [[Homos]]<br />
* [[Tomgirl Pictures]] (gaybian fashion in 2011)<br />
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{{CWC-isms}}<br />
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[[Category:CWC-isms]]<br />
[[Category:Homos]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Calling_Out&diff=145308Calling Out2011-08-24T03:06:12Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of [[videos]] [[Chris]] uploaded between 6-23 [[August 2011]], following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].<br />
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These videos showcase Chris's [[Tomgirl]] look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent. [[Chris and cinematography|Chris's camerawork]] in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, [[Barbara|Cloverfield]]-like viewing experience.<br />
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== Calling Out "Tito" - Don ==<br />
In this video, also known as '''101 2461''', Chris announces his return to the [[Internet]]. He claims to have information regarding the true identity of various trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka "Don"). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of a photograph of what he claims is the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out "Tito" - Don<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|gDuIfwZbN3c}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}, {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2357.MOV]]<br />
| next = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
[[File:Easily trolled by annnyooooneee.jpg|thumb|"... They could be easily trolled back by aaanyone." Intimidated?]]<br />
[''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right'']<br />
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Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. [[Chris and Ego|Y'all should know me by now]], if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] and the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric hedgehog Pokemon]]. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a [[My Little Pony|TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series]]... it is not meant to be taken otherwise in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|any adulterous forms]].<br />
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[''Jerks camera around more'']<br />
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And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate [[Chris and negotiation|negotiations]] and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years... in the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have ''information'' of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first [[Chris and English|among chopping block]] I would like to ensue, [[Surfshack Tito|'''Surfshack Tito''']]... or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total [[Obesity|fat person]], but [[Random Access Humor|he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison]]. In fact, with his looks, he could be a [[Inos|Rasta]] Buddha! And I show you only a fragment of the [[speech impediment|pho-to-graph]]. [''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']<br />
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Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review- reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, [[Chris and negotiation|YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS]]! And they are listed as such....<br />
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I want you to come forward with- come forward with your participation in, uh, [[PlayStation Network]] hackings... directly to [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a ''live video'', unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option that you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to... Sony and [[Chris and english|mess up]] for hacking into the PlayStation Network at all, [[Chris and Reality|'cause I know you are responsible for that]].<br />
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And also, I would you to, in that- within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my [[Gal pal|ex-girlfriend]] Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me... and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my... past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or [[Megan|ill tidings]] between people. ''(Pauses)'' And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.<br />
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But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would like- also like you to set to-send me via U.S. Mail, ''ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH''. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long, small white... envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ''ALL'' of the -cre-''ALL'' of the pages on the website known as the [[CWCki]] that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well. And lastly, from this point, after you have done these things, I would like you, ''Don'' of ''Michigan'', to leave me, my life, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my [[SonichuBabies|friends]] ''alone''. To be, for the rest of our lives, in peace.<br />
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I leave that up to you [[Speech Impediment|Surussshack Tito]]. Expect another video in the near fu- in the near future of another troll that I am well aware of. Thank you.<br />
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== Tito's official response ==<br />
In a clear attempt to meet Chris's demands, Tito produced a video in which he explains what lengths he is prepared to go to in order to prevent Chris from releasing his personal information. This video was acknowledged by Chris the following day.<br />
==== Video ====<br />
{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Tito's official response to Chris<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|uZhlo94cMNk}}<br />
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]<br />
| maker = Surfshack Tito<br />
| subject = Response to Chris's Demands<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}<br />
}}<br />
{{quote|This is official, true, and honest.}}<br />
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===== Transcript =====<br />
Heh, hey, little cuz, uh, or, uh, [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] if you prefer. It's me, uh, Tito, or Don, um. Listen man, I got some sand in the [[Navy|potato salad]] this time; you caught me, cuz. I- I admit it. I sold the security files of [[Sony|Sony]] to the hackers and I'll, uh I'll get you the money! I'll get you the thousand dollars, and the interest! Just don't- just don't release that video, eh with the picture of me, just don't do anymore, man! I'll, uh, I'll do anything, I'll be your [[Niggos|slave]] for a whole week if I have to. I got people after me, I can't have them finding out who I am, just, just be a cuz, man, and-and-and- and don't let me down. I won't let you down.<br />
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== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==<br />
In this video, Chris calls out Thorg (aka "Jeremy", aka [[CWCki]] user [[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]]) and again sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents. Despite his interest in [[Tomgirl|appearing and acting like a woman]], Chris demands that Thorg let the people of New York City know that he likes [[China|China]].<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Fh0p9WXRDc}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Calling Out "Tito" - Don]]<br />
| next = [[#Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
Hello, once again, the Internet! I have returned with another troll, cyberbull-y, that I am ware- aware of who he is in real life. I br- I called to your attention Master Thorg, T-H-O-R-G, or as he [is] known in real life, Jeremy, within Canada.<br />
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He is a pizza-faced [[Chris and Religion|atheist]]. You can find him possibly in a video game store. I leave the specifics disclosed at this time. And, here is a sample of ''his'' [[Speech Impediment|pho-to-graph]].<br />
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[''Chris points the camera to the television showing half the face of a man. He then returns the camera to him.'']<br />
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Now, Jeremy, let's you and I [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|talk business]] now. My demands are as follows:<br />
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Because I know and well awa- and I [am] well aware that you have Photoshopped me into that damned [[:File:Gaybar.png|gay bar]] and uploaded it- have it- you had it uploaded upon the [[20_December_2009#One_of_these_things_is_not_like_the_others|billboards]] in New York City within some time ago. I would like you to make a public apology with your face, you may blur your face out as well, but I would like the statement to follow it:<br />
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"That you are- that it is a correction that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am [[Homos|STRAIGHT]], and I have never ever been in a damned gay bar ''ever.''"<br />
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And I want that uploaded among the New York City billboards, and I want them left up there for one whole week, from one Sunday to the following Saturday. One, whole, week. Seven. days.<br />
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And that I- and also within the statements I would like you to know that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am an [[Chris and anger|all-around good-natured person]], and that I am to be treated and respected as a normal person. I am not a bad person; I do not like to be treated or thought of as a bad person, as I have been made out to be within the [[Trolls|trolls]], including yourself, Jeremy, within your [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|smearing]] and hate campaigns of my name.<br />
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My next demand: I would like you to remove all of your pages as well from the CWCki, including every last page and image that you have put up there talking about the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|Tomboy/Tomgirl forum of Virginia]]. Remove them all, as well as your contributions to any pages. And then beyond that after having completed all that, I would like you as well to leave me, my life, my family, and my friends, alone, and at peace, to live our lives respectively as well. I'll leave you all with that. Stay tuned for another revealed troll... or slightly revealed, as I am ON THE PAYBACK! [''laughs maniacally'']<br />
<br />
I win.<br />
<br />
== Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" ==<br />
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands, lest [[jerkops|the authorities]] intervene: 31 August, 2011.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mP4wwvCSS7U}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br />
| next = [[#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[''Jerks around the camera and makes a wide-eyed, blank face'']<br />
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I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- [[Surfshack Tito|Surfshack Tito]] and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will b- each be trolled by your own trolls, and the [[Jerkops|police]] will catch up with you.<br />
<br />
So, each of you. Meet my demands. Before August 31st... 2011.<br />
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[''Fumbles with the camera again, [[Chris and cinematography|almost dropping it]]'']<br />
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== Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher ==<br />
Three days later, Chris posted a fourth video, calling out [[Alec Benson Leary]]. He's dropped the request for money and billboards, but now demands that Alec, Tito and Thorg [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]]. He later delivers tirade concerning the [[GAMe PLACe]] and its owner, which culminates in accusing [[Michael Snyder]] of being a child molester. Chris's [[speech impediment|poor speaking skills]] are quite prevalent in this video, as he repeats the words "essentially" and "associated" numerous times. He also manages to repeat the ever-classic "My mommy- my family" line from one of his [[For My Sweetest Ivy|videos for Ivy]]. <br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WN72luEx708}}<br />
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Asperchu|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}<br />
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br />
| next = [[It's not that cold]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
Hello, again, once again. I am here to make another [[trolls|troll]] [[speech impediment|esspos]]e as I have found anudder one amongst the bunch... the bunches! The one called [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Learec- Leary]] is not who he appears to be, and certainly is NOT an original creator of [[Asperchu|Asperchu]]. In fact, he is not even [[Aspergers|AsPERGIAN]]! He does not have Aspergers, and he’s another [[Chris|fatty]] [[Barbara|fat]] [[Robert Chandler|fat]] [[Sammy|fat]] [[Hambeast|fat]]... [[Desi|fat]]. Aaand just le—and I do NOT have a script. I have notes.<br />
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[''Holds up a piece of lined paper and a piece of red construction paper'']<br />
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I have notes and I form my own script. Anyway, he also has ties with the, uh, [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby]] place of which he makes donaations, of wid- which I have another esspose about the Game Place. First, here is his closeup. <br />
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[''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']<br />
<br />
Now let’s talk... oh yeah, his real name is Christopher. So, [[Homos|Cha-ris]], let’s talk business now. What I would like from you… is essentially a live video apology for all the wrongs you have done to me over the [[Internet|innernet]] including the [[Chris and Copyright|copyright infringement on my Sonichu]] with your CHEAP, poor excuse for a 9-year-old... Asperchu, you immature [[JERKS|jerk]]! And then, I want you to leave the internet for good, and leave me and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|my mom—and my family]]... and friends at peace. <br />
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Also, on that note, I wish to make a correction to my demands with [[Surfshack Tito|Don]] and Jeremy. Essentially I have lear- Essentially I have learned from my esteemed colleague associates that [[Chris and the Law|apparently it is extortion]] to request [[Spanish|mucho dinero]], plus the billboard is no longer in effect. So therefore, I essentially still want Don to come forward with his video to Sony and to me publicly apologizing and everything, and the same goes to Jeremy. Public video apology, and both of y’all have to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my family and friends at peace.<br />
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Anyway, going back to, uh, Christopher… by the way, I know you’re in Texas. You’re in Texas, you [[Obesity|fatty fat fat]]! He has been donating to the troll cause and such over at The PLACE! The [[The GAMe PLACe|game and hobby place]] of which we are fully aware of and have grown to love and such, but there is more to THE PLACE, and its three associated stores located only within [[Virginia|Virginia]], and I know from cold hard facts... including facts from a Hook article back in August of [[2002|2002]], that... the four stores, their owner, a one Mr. Robert Lightburn... is... a [[Pedofork|child molester]], and convicted sex offender in Illinois. <br />
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And think about this! The place in [[Charlottesville|Charlottesville]] is located right across from a school, and it is owned by a child molester! Parents! Children! Associated families! I don’t think you would want anyone who is a minor, or [[Chris and Reality|even under the age of ten]] to go into such a place that is owned by a child molester, and I am sure that in association, even though he is married, [[Michael Snyder]] has his own child molestation skeleton [[Homos|in his closet]]! He probably even molested his own daughter for all I know! I do not have concrete facts, so therefore that is just theory until I am corrected. But the point is the place is owned by a child molester, and nobody should ever, ever go into that place again… and it should be closed down for good! And that’s all I have for this video right now. Stay tuned for another [[slow-in-the-minds|Trroll ess-especial twirl esspose]].<br />
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== Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==<br />
In this video, also known as '''101 2466''', Chris accepts [[Surfshack_Tito_(troll)#Tito.27s_official_response_to_Chris|Tito's attempt to meet his demands]], while Thorg appears to have made no such efforts yet. Chris is still awaiting the money he demanded (apparently forgetting that in the last video he admitted that blackmail was a felony), and another part of Jeremy's face and part of another photo Chris has obtained of him are shown to viewers.<br />
<br />
This video also shows us that Chris now has two piercings on each ear. It was previously believed he had two on his right ear and only one on his left.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Nn4u9b_hJk}}<br />
| stardate = 10 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}<br />
| previous = [[It's not that cold]]<br />
| next = [[Correction of EX relationship status]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Miss duh dadline.jpg|thumb|but miss the deadline...]]<br />
[[File:CheckYourPriv.jpg|thumb|Y'all best remember to check your privileges, ya hear?]]<br />
Well, it seems I have gotten a well-wise response to my recent videos...from [[Surfshack Tito|master Don]], of which I will now respond to as [[speech impediment|sutss]]. You d-you made a wise descision, Don. I am-as long as I get the money before the end of the month, I will withhold the photographs and the other information. I can promise you that, but miss the deadline... ''[widens his eyes and stares into the camera]'' and you certainly don't have to be my slave for a week. I mean, aside from the [[Niggos|slave laws]] and everything. ''[shakes head and sighs]''<br />
<br />
Anyway, apparently I have learned from my esteemed colleague that Thorg, master Jeremy, is still not convinced I mean businesss. Well, just to show you, Jeremy, that I mean businesss, I'm going to reveal a little bit more about you.<br />
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Here is a closeup--another closeup of that pho-to-graph zoomed in on your pizza face! ''[looks off-camera at the picture and zooms in on a different part]'' Excuse me a moment. ''[whispers]'' alright, ''[mumbles, as air conditioner gets louder]'' as well as a zoom-in on a possibly more current, or possibly previous pho-to-graph of yourself. Aaand, I'm gonna reveal a couple of random tidbits about you from my notes!<br />
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Once again, Jeremy lives in Can-a-da...and he likes the typical geeky things, without being stereotypical, of course, and not offending anyone of the sort, because I am considerably one myself, because I like [[Pokemon|Pokemon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh!]], and all- and [[My Little Pony|that sort]]. Apparently, uh, he is a LARPer. Live action role playing! As it was portrayed in that episode of [[Wikipedia:The Tester|The Tester]]!<br />
<br />
''[begins to speak in a high-pitched, singsongy voice]'' <br />
<br />
"Oh, look at me, I'm [[Chris and English|trollicking]] about! We are going to be warriors and whatnot! Yay, we won the things! [[Chris and Reality|And then we're future cops, sent being- mall-for future mall cops]]! Mall cops of the future! La, la la, la la, la la! We're LARPing about! LARP LARP LARP LARP! LARP. LAAAARP. LARP! Lorp."<br />
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And we know that the atheist does not like [[Chris and Hypocrisy#"I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance|having his mind changed]] about [[GodJesus|God]]. I mean, I gotta tell you, man, God is all-powerful. How do you think the [[speech impediment|Earss]] was created aside from the big bang? Who had to put the big bang together? God! And I know from my bible ''[shows bible]'', my hand on it, that between him and [[GodJesus|Jesus]], they're pretty powerful! They're pretty powerful individuals... and I believe in them. They have- I mean, Jesus has done a lot with his miracles before he had to [[Obesity|weigh]] the cross, which I just [[Chris and his Ego|empathize]] with him on that,i mean.<br />
<br />
''[closes eyes and inhales through teeth]'' it's like I can feel the thorns that were drug-that were drudge, plowed through his hands and his feet! [[Fail|Thorn of crowns]]. Mm. Empathy is a powerful thing.<br />
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But...I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have God or Jesus at my-by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists...are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer...I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!<br />
<br />
You have until August 31st to reply and follow my demands of admitting...your wrongdoings, and making the public apologies via [[YouTube|YouTube]] video, as I am a-well aware, as I have made note, but apparently the billboard is no longer an option. Anyway, between the YouTube public apology, and leaving the internet alone, AND leaving me, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my friends at peace, that is what I demand of you, master Jeremy. ''[air conditioner gets louder]''<br />
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Your move. 'Cause if you're not, fulfill- if you don't don't respond by the 31st, [''[[death threats|snaps fingers and widens his eyes]]''] I mean business. Check your privileges!<br />
<br />
== Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya ==<br />
<br />
Chris, [[Homo|lipstick and all]], threatens [[Jack Thaddeus]]. Unlike his reveal on [[Thorg]], Chris becomes two-faced as he accepts Jack's desire to be a transvestite and seek gender reassignment surgery, yet he attacks Jack because he chases after guys. Like the reveal on Thorg, Chris wants to see him trolled not so much out of a tit-for-tat desire for revenge, but rather because Chris found out he was [[homos]]exual. Interestingly, Chris gives Jack ten extra days to come up with his apology video and to leave the Internet.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|w1SN9Jl-DTk}}<br />
| stardate = 16 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Homos|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Kaka Makeup Basics]]<br />
| next = [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]]<br />
}}<br />
{{quote|Blackmailing me to hump your Playstation 3 causing great embarassment, to sing "It's okay to be gay", and he Posted disgusting advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:BI.jpg|thumb|The one time you wish he was wearing DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.]]<br />
[''Chris sits down and sighs.''] Good day. I felt that it's appropriate to dress in my feminine attire as I- as you can see fits. [''He stretches out one leg, trying to show off his ass.''] Because I am definite calling out one Jack Thaddeusss, and we happen to share ''[He lifts his leg and rests it on his knee, giving the camera a buffalo shot.]'' some similar common interests, a few of which. Like, uh, yes, we can- we- we do accept the adj- we both accept the adjective of being called trannies<!-- Note that "tranny" is a noun. Honor roll my ass. -->, esscept for him, he's, uhh, he's just went through a whole-- the whole gender-changing operation. Yep. Lopping off his [[Pickle|dick]] and puttin' on the ol'... an' gettin' it tucked in. I am not- I would never chop- I would never do that to- [[Homos#Fear of becoming a homo|I would never do that.]] Go and have a sex change operation. I'm proud to be a male, and I'm even more proud to be a [[tomgirl]].<br />
[[File:Spanking2.jpg|thumb|"I like to get smacked by my woman."]]<br />
And we both like to cross-dress, yes. And we both are into [[April 16 Fetish Vids|femdom]], which is a female domination. Oh, yeah. ''[creepy chuckle]'' I like to get smacked by [[Ivy|my woman]]. Mmm... yes.<br />
<br />
Except for, uh, I would definitely s- put against, uh, Misher Jack, or, as is real name is said in de title of this video, which I will say in a moment. Uhh, in the pro- in the- in his- in his case of him, uh, having his operation and going through it, I feel that he would defi'itely '''not''' be considered any at all a woman- a woman whatsoever. He just only fashionably ''[raises his hands]'' looks like a woman, with the parts and whatnot, except he does not have- essept he would not have a uterus, and he would have no repoductive[sic] organs. I mean, I want to have [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]] someday. Obviously, he don't. ''[Gives a disgusted look.]''<br />
<br />
And, uh, also my associate dat gave me the information on him, he- pretty much, uh, he pretty much is plain out callin' him a tomgirl, but you know what? He's not a tomgirl at all. He's just a full-blown [[Homos|gay]]. ''[Stares into space, then looks down at his clipboard.]''<br />
<br />
Anyway, gettin' back on topic, uh, his name is, uh, Ahu-viya, which, uh, it is spelled at the title of this video. Hmm, he is in Pennsylvania, and, uh, I have pretty much just gave a few descriptions of him, uh, yeah. He definitely appreciates his... [[homos]]eshual culture as it is. I mean, yeah. Everybody- everybody who hates- everybody who is a ho- who is a homophobe, ''[drops his leg down and sits upright]'' go ahead and call him on it. Call Ahuviya a God-dang homo.<br />
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[''moans with a derp voice, imitating Ahuviya''] Homo! I like to be a homo! [[Slow in the minds|He-he durr-hurr bluh bleh bleh!]] Eeeeoooouh! [''shakes his head with his tongue sticking out, then blows a raspberry'']<br />
<br />
Yeah. But, of course, the, uh- my demands are simple, as they ha' been recently. I want Mr Ha- Ahuviya to make the public apologies for all the things he have done a- he has done against me. ''[Quieter voice.]'' Shoot, I forgot to write 'em down. But he knows what he did! Among which, uh, he has, uh, pestured me, and, uh, [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|on]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|the]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|phone]], and uh, [[Chris humps his PS3|blackmailed me into]] [[It's UGH!|doin' a few things]]. Yeah, I'll in from th- get those stats in and, uh, if he doesn't, uh, I might add them to the description of this video, after I wri- after I write 'em down.<br />
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Hmph. Anyway, 25-year-old Ahuviya, homooooo! Pretty much it. ''[Swings his leg back up to rest on his knee.]'' We do agree on being cross-dressersss. Although, I must also admit, um, ''[to himself]''I should have access to that actually, uh, yeah. [''Grabs his [[PS3]] controller''] Just give me oooone moment. [''Boots up his PS3''] Yeah, I think this is it. Whoops. [''puts controller in both hands''] I think actually did... save it on here... Huhhh, zoom in, I only want a but of a free sample.<br />
<br />
[''Grabs his camera shakily.''] For thisss, as usuaw... hmm, I gotta get a little clossse here, because I don't have zoom-in functions on the Cross-Video bar Photo Viewer...<br />
<br />
[''Cue a bright yellow light''] Closer the picture. [''Shows a close-up of a man's chin.''] Yeah. Anyway, he just does a bad- [[Chris and hypocrisy|he just does a terrible job in cross- quote-unquote "cross-dressing," because I mean, look at that stubble on his face!]] [''Smacks his hand on the camera lens.'']<br />
<br />
[''Uncovers to show his arm, then the camera pans over his messy room.''] And then look at me all over. I take the time to shave myself. [''Close-up of his bare thigh, then slaps it.''] Smooth. ''[He slaps his ass.]''<br />
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[''He jerks up the camera back to his face.''] So yeah. Ahuviya... make your apology video, leave the Internet, leave me and my family and my friends at peace. You have... uhh, lemme see... [''He checks his calender, counting under his breath.]'' ''One, two three...'' Yeah. You have until the tenth of [[September 2011|September of this year]] to upload your video of apology for all the wrongs you have done to me which I list in the description a li'l later. Good day.<br />
<br />
== Re-Calling Ahuvia ==<br />
<br />
On 23 August 2011, Chris made another video calling out Jack Thaddeus once more. As the time ticks down, Chris reveals more information about him, including the fact that he was a Communist, spewing patriotic crap that would have fit in more with the [[wikipedia:McCarthy Hearings|McCarthy Hearings]] than today.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Re-Calling Ahuvia<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZNAvfPYODLI}}<br />
| stardate = 23 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Homos|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = Mix 107.5 Shirt<br />
| previous = [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]]<br />
| next = [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]<br />
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== Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David ==<br />
Chris, still high on victory, turns his attention to [[BlueSpike]], believing him to be the cause of the prank phone calls of people shouting out "JULAAAAAAAAAAY!" and calling him [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]. His reasoning for going after BlueSpike also seemed to be more towards his condition of Asperger's and the fact that he has no job, likes big rooms and is a gamer, despite the fact that BlueSpike would be about 15-16 at the time and would be unable to really get a stable job, unlike someone we know who'd be able to get a job but doesn't want to.<br />
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| name = Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qh6q3JV2lEI}}<br />
| stardate = 23 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = Mix 107.5 Shirt<br />
| previous = [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]<br />
| next = [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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[[File:Toht.jpg|thumb|Chris looked at the ark.]]<br />
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''[Chris puts his hand to his mouth and clears his throat.]'' JUUULAYYYYYY! JUUUULAAYY! IT'S IAN BRANDON ANDERSON! ''[He waves his hands while saying this]'' JUUULLLAY! ''[incomprehensible retarded noises here, up to...]'' Ian Brandon Anderson. JUUUUULLAYYY! *pfffffttt* ''[blows raspberry while flipping the bird]'' And that's who we are calling out next. The, uh, person who posed-pretended to be an adult woman but yet was a little, uh, little brat. Al...-he was also known as his alias Max, and Bluespike, but his real name is... ''[hits pad of paper offscreen]'' David!<br />
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And he lives in... ''[hits pad again]'' California! Don't know that much about his age, but he's at least thirteen years old. And guess what... he is confirmed to have... ''[dramatic lean forward]'' assburgers! And I don't care much for aspergians, and I do not care to be associated with, erm, an... and I do not accept the ''[makes quote-marks hand gesture]'' scientific fact that autism is linked to assburgers at any time. I would quote myself as to what I said in the esstra part of my Little Big Planet 2 animation, but I don't remember the words at this point.<br />
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''[picks up camera and turns around, with it facing the back of the room]''<br />
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Except that it definitely sounds like a bad kind of cow meat. And of course he was responsible for dat Julie fiasco and making me drive all the way to Cleveland, Ohioooo! And cutting up, one of the, cutting up the second medal, and ''[sounding like Popeye?] Shoving it up my ass.'' And... he likes ''[dramatic gesture]'' big rooms! And he has no job! And he is also a gamer. Here is a close up, featured from his photograph!<br />
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''[Chris turns the camera around to face the TV]'' <br />
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''[high pitched]'' Look at his buck teeth! ''[normal again]'' Or at least the gap between his teeth. That's a biiiig gap! Look at how big that gap is! Huh? Gap! Teeth! Buck teeth? Perhaps. But definitely a gap.<br />
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''[Chris turns the camera back towards himself while spinning around]''<br />
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And, Mr. David, you have until September 15th to come up with the apology video, and leave me and my family and my friends at peace, oh, and also in your apology video tell everyone to stop making phonecalls to me that say ''[retarded hand waving again]'' JUUULLAAAAY! JUUULLLAAAYYY! And get rid... make sure that no-one ever calls me Ian Brandon Anderson ever again, because, ''[fast]'' thatisnotmyname! ''[long pause]'' You have until September 15th. JUUUULLLLAAAY- ''[cuts out]''<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=August_2011&diff=144630August 20112011-08-17T15:30:53Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris in August 2011]]<br />
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'''August 2011''' began with Chris and his [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|tom-pals]] planning vengeance against the CWCki.<br />
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The month also saw the reappearance of Chris on camera, as he released several videos wherein he claims to have obtained the dox on a couple of high profile trolls and tries to blackmail them.<br />
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==Events==<br />
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*6 August: Chris makes his official return to the Internet after an eight month absence, uploading [[Calling Out|three videos]] in which he calls out trolls [[Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]], in which he claimed to have their dox.<br />
*9 August: Chris [[Calling Out#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|calls out]] [[Alec]]. Then, he appears [[It's not that cold|outside]], dressed in an ill-fitting miniskirt and a red muscle bra. Chris then "digs up" Patti and wears her as a coat while humming "Goodbye Horses" and making references to The Silence of the Lambs.<br />
*10 August: Chris uploads another [[Calling_Out#Re:_Don.2C_and_ReCalling_Out_.22Thorg.22_-_JeremyRe: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|video]] where he accepts Tito and Thorg's attempts to reason with his demands. Chris also uploads another [[Correction_of_EX_relationship_status|video]] clarifying his past references to the [[Wallflower]]<br />
*12 August: Chris uploads a new [[Exposed_-_Jeremy_Slonwhite_of_Vancouver,_BC_Canada|video]] exposing Thorg as Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver.<br />
*16 August: Chris uploads a [[Kaka_Makeup_Basics|6-minute video]] on how to apply makeup and a [[Calling Out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|a video]] giving information on [[Jack Thaddius|Jack Thaddius]]<br />
*31 August: Deadline for Don, Jeremy, Alec, and Ahuviya to apologize to Chris, and get off the internet.<br />
{{Timeline}}<br />
[[Category:Chronology]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=August_2011&diff=144629August 20112011-08-17T15:29:47Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris in August 2011]]<br />
<br />
'''August 2011''' began with Chris and his [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|tom-pals]] planning vengeance against the CWCki.<br />
<br />
The month also saw the reappearance of Chris on camera, as he released several videos wherein he claims to have obtained the dox on a couple of high profile trolls and tries to blackmail them.<br />
<br />
==Events==<br />
<br />
*6 August: Chris makes his official return to the Internet after an eight month absence, uploading [[Calling Out|three videos]] in which he calls out trolls [[Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]], in which he claimed to have their dox.<br />
*9 August: Chris [[Calling Out#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|calls out]] [[Alec]]. Then, he appears [[It's not that cold|outside]], dressed in an ill-fitting miniskirt and a red muscle bra. Chris then "digs up" Patti and wears her as a coat while humming "Goodbye Horses" and making references to The Silence of the Lambs.<br />
*10 August: Chris uploads another [[Calling_Out#Re:_Don.2C_and_ReCalling_Out_.22Thorg.22_-_JeremyRe: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|video]] where he accepts Tito and Thorg's attempts to reason with his demands. Chris also uploads another [[Correction_of_EX_relationship_status|video]] clarifying his past references to the [[Wallflower]]<br />
*12 August: Chris uploads a new [[Exposed_-_Jeremy_Slonwhite_of_Vancouver,_BC_Canada|video]] exposing Thorg as Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver.<br />
*16 August: Chris uploads a [[Kaka_Makeup_Basics|6-minute video]] on how to apply makeup and a [[Calling Out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|a video]] giving information on [[Jack Thaddius|Jack Thaddius]]<br />
*31 August: Deadline for Don, Jeremy, and Alec to apologize to Chris, and get off the internet.<br />
{{Timeline}}<br />
[[Category:Chronology]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey_Call_6&diff=141563Kacey Call 62011-07-12T15:31:53Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>31 [[August 2009]]<br />
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*[[Chris]] got some calls from a [[troll]] pretending to be from [[GameFAQs|gamefaqs.com]] (Chris pronounces "GameFAQs" as if "faqs" is a word).<br />
*Chris thinks he defeated a troll by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.<br />
*Chris's parents drop him off at the [[mall]] so he can draw [[comics]] while they go use their senior discount at Ihop.<br />
*If Chris went to Ihop with his parents it would "mess things up" because they're using their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.<br />
*Chris wrote a list of nice discussion topics because he doesn't want [[Kacey]] to yell at him again.<br />
*First topic: ''Hannah Montanna''. Kacey says it's for 12 year old girls, [[Pedofork|Chris thinks it's pretty good and wants to buy it on Blu-Ray]].<br />
*Second topic: Chris's [[college]] days. His first good memory is the time a hypnotist came and included Chris in his act.<br />
*First the hypnotist wanted Chris to insult him, so Chris called him [[Random-access humor|"Uncle Screwy Louie"]]. He still thinks it's funny. Then the hypnotist said "when you open your eyes you'll see everyone naked". Chris didn't really see anyone naked, but he played along as he [[The Creepy Stare|smiled at the ladies]].<br />
*Another good college memory is when he was included in a quiz show game. Chris didn't make it very far, but at least he tried.<br />
*Chris was in touch with his "girl crush" [[Kellie Andes]] for a while after graduation; recently he found out she's married with two children. Chris could tell by looking at a prom picture of her that she was already taken by [[JERK|some guy]], when he saw that it put him into [[Stress|shock]] for a while.<br />
*Chris made a few friends and acquaintances at [[PVCC]], "but they kinda came and gone", especially after he got kicked out of English class. He "became shy" after that.<br />
*Chris talks about a teacher, or as Chris calls him "[[CADD Chef|this one black guy]]" at PVCC, and how upon first being there he "had bad vibes about him". He picked almost as many arguments as his father! Chris says the teacher would constantly [[Kick the Autistic|put him down and what-not]], with mean insults like "That's not right, do it over bla bla bla"... Kacey points out that's not putting him down, that's teaching. Chris did not like his tone of voice. "The way he carried on and such. He talked more calmly to the other students, I actually observed."<br />
*Chris was happy to graduate from PVCC, because "It felt more like a Hellhole than Heaven". Chris was sad to graduate from [[High School]], because he didn't receive any awards.<br />
*He's still whining about not getting any awards; he got a star pin but "that's SMALL in comparison to other awards". Kacey tells him to stop being childish and grow the fuck up; Chris ignores her and whines more.<br />
*Chris watched ''Labyrinth'' because it's Kacey's favorite movie. Kacey talks about David Bowie's [[Pickle|"bulge"]]; Chris gets uncomfortable and tries to change the subject because he is [[Homos|STRAIGHT]].<br />
*Chris "tried reading" ''[[Harry Potter]]'' but couldn't get into it. Also competition with [[Pokemon]] or whatever.<br />
*Chris suddenly tard rages because a troll keeps calling him. He doesn't understand why he keeps calling after Chris told him to stop.<br />
*Kacey asks what books Chris has read recently. He of course says Pamela Anderson's ''Star'', then admits he hasn't read anything else. Kacey tells him he should read ''Catch 22''. Chris thinks a "Catch 22" is a kind of "sexual touch".<br />
*The only books Chris owns are [[R.L. Stine|''Goosebumps'' and ''Fear Street'']].<br />
*He also read ''The Giver'', so he spends like five minutes recounting what happens in that book.<br />
*Chris tries claiming that he has multiple personalities, Kacey tells him he's full of shit.<br />
*'''Chris says he JUST NOW changed over to his other personality, so now he's [[Christopher]] instead of Christian. He is serious.'''<br />
*"Christopher" says he only caught some of the conversation and doesn't know what's going on.<br />
*Kacey tells him he might have a brain tumor. <br />
*Christopher gives up and says he just switched back to Christian.<br />
*Christian says "Christopher" came out recently while he was playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]''. He thinks there is a difference between his two personalities' voices.<br />
*Chris says he'll talk to his doctor about this serious problem.<br />
*Kacey isn't taking his stupidity seriously, so Chris suddenly backtracks and says he just made up this multiple personality shit to mess with the trolls.<br />
*Chris stopped taking some of his meds and now he feels more confident. <br />
*Chris has been taking Lipitor for the last 2 years to keep his cholesterol down. He's like "It was optional, but I thought it was a good idea".<br />
*Chris says he mostly eats grilled chicken sandwiches from [[McDonald's]]. He thinks this is [[Chris and Health|healthy]]. He also only eats Hungry Man dinners "once or twice" a month, mostly he eats Healthy Choice frozen dinners.<br />
*Chris says he walks about an hour a day around the neighborhood, and thinks this is "strenuous".<br />
*Kacey thinks Chris is going to die.<br />
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==Audio==<br />
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| name = Kacey-CWC Call 6 Part 1<br />
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| Stardate = 31 August 2009<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]<br />
| Saga = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga<br />
| previous = [[Kacey Call 5]]<br />
| next = [[Kacey Call 7]]<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hello?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hi Kace, how are you?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm okay, just a little tired from work, how are you?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm okay, I'm a little too tired from uh, being trolled. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Aw.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I keep answering incoming calls from the trolls. Uh, especially, uh, to- Especially, uh, you know, incoming calls from the one... troll who pretended to be an employee over at GAME FACKS ''[sic]'' dot com- You know, G-A-M-E F-A-Qs, uh... Anyway, uh... They say- Anyway, they say it was the guy that's been ordering all the uh, free catalogues and boxes and what-not, sending 'em to my house with the stupid [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] name on the address. Uh, yeah but I'm handling that and dealing with-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well you should tell them to fuck off and leave you alone. I mean...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You should tell 'em to fuck off and leave you alone. They won't be expecting that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, my father- My father did tell them that. Actually, after we got home from the uh, church yesterday, he told 'em that. And they called a couple more times today and he's finally giving up. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah but you shouldn't be bothering your father with that, I mean YOU should be able to do it. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well I mean-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You should be able to fight your own battles.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I mean- I mean, he's been calling the house phone and my father- And my mom and dad have been ans- Have been monitoring his calls with their caller I.D. which is downstairs. In their lair only.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well then they shouldn't pick up either.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah well mostly they do not pick up. Uh, anyway, also this, uh, guy... that pretends to be a legal rep from- from uh, Bandai, Bandai or something... Yeah he's practically calling non-stop, and that's just been- That's just been bothering to me. I finally- I finally managed to to, uh- I think I finally shut him up though. Uh, yeah-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I think you should just keep telling them to fuck off, I think you need to take a better offensive stance on this. They're not going to expect that from you, you just need to be like... Like, just be strong.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you think I haven't tried telling 'em to uh, to back- to back the fuck off, I have done that before.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah but you really have to be a man about it, you need to really say it in a tone, you can't show them any fear, any whining or anything, you need to just WOW them.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah well anyway, I think I finally got- I finally got the Bandai guy to shut up, I, uh, you know, I called him back and I told him to call toll-free HIS phone number, OR shut the fuck up and stop calling my cell phone number. And then I said goodbye and hung up on him. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, that's a good start.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''[Forced laugh]'' Yeah, so anyway, um...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well if you've got their numbers you should call back and do that yourself, I mean, don't wait for them to come on your turf, you need to show them you mean business.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, they have your number anyways, it's not like it would hurt.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I should definitely be calling 'em back and telling 'em to, uh... Yeah. I will do that. Uh, but anyway-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, shouldn't let them take control of you. You need to control THEM.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Turn the tables, you know.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. I will do that. I will do that, but any- Yeah. Anyway, something else on my mind, my father and I were planning on going down to Social Security tomorrow or Wednesday, talking about what they can do for us with the, uh, job and all that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well that's good, I mean it is on the website though, so it shouldn't harm you, but maybe they'll have someone who can help you through, but remember, don't let them do everything for you, and you should probably do it tomorrow, you know... Just because, I mean why not get it done as soon as possible?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Well-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Get it done faster.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That will surely show those trolls.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. You know one thing though, uh... I would do it myself but unfortunately I don't know the right questions to ask, my father is the one that has- has more knowledge about that sorta thing, so yeah. But definitely like, uh-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But you need to get the knowledge. So, YOU should be doing this, your dad can't do this for you, this is about you being independent. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I know, but I don't know the right questions to ask.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, they're gonna show you what you have to do, I mean the... It's common sense what questions you're gonna have to ask. Like, "How much can I make? How many hours can I do?" this is stuff you already know, you shouldn't sell yourself short.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Or ask your dad beforehand. Don't make him do it for you, just be like- See you don't even have to ask him, just be like "Do you have any suggestions?"<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' This is something that you need to do yourself.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I need to ask suggestions, yeah. I should probably ask him to write down the right list of questions for me. But then he'll probably- Then he'll likely insist on wanting to come and, uh- Yeah, come along anyway. And plus like, you know, yeah, my mom's just finally offered me to, uh, to uh, to drive her car today, but unfortunately I had to let her drive, yeah, she was going to IHOP, and I wanted to do some- get some drawing done at the mall while we were out, uh, cuz you know, if I'm not going to [indecipherable] family, but they would drop me off at the mall while they're at IHOP, cuz if I go with them to IHOP that will mess up their uh, senior discount deal. And then they might not be able to get me the sandwiches that I would have- The sandwich I would have that night. It's a pretty good sandwich, by the way.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You got a sandwich from IHOP? That's like, the International House of Pancakes.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well, my family gets like a senior discount, and uh...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But what does that have to do with pancakes, it's pancake house!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[Laughs]'' Well, they sell sandwiches there. Heh, I mean-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, you go to IHOP for pancakes...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Heh, well I'm sure my mom and dad would have eaten pancakes themselves there, but I mean I don't know, but you know, it's their- Order pancakes at the uh, International- Over at the IHOP... ''(Uncomfortable laugh)'' I don't know... Plus, I don't know all the details of the uh, senior citizens discount, though anyway if I went with them there, uh, it would just mess things up. I mean I know we- We know, we tried it once before, and they- Yeah, it just really messed it up.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Messed what up?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' The senior discount deal.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I mean the people at the, uh, restaurant place are, uh, fairly strict.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah I'm surprised they even have a senior discount deal, I mean my restaurant doesn't.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but it's like once a week though. Only on Monday nights.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, well back to the Social thing, I mean... I think you need to tell your parents that this is something you need to do, you need to face the world on your own. It'll be a great learning experience for you and you'll be with people who are there to help you. So it's not gonna hurt you or anything.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright, we'll I'll- I'll talk to my father and see- See if he'll write me the correct list of questions and let me go by myself.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean plus they're gonna take you a LOT more seriously if you're coming to them yourself. They're gonna look at you with your parents and they're gonna be like, "This guy doesn't want help". They're gonna... not help you. They're going to do it resentfully.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean that's just the way the world works, unfortunately, that's the way they're gonna see it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah it's like a dog eat dog world, well you're right, I see- I see- I see it from your point of view, I get it. Hm. Anyway, I- Anyway, let me, uh- Anyway, uh... Anyway, other than that, I did come up with some nice, uh, discussion topics that you and I could talk about. You know, like a couple of days ago, but then uh... Then you brought up the maturity, telling me all that... It's like I couldn't get the, uh, conversation topics I managed to write-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay well if you have them, go ahead and bring them out, that'd be cool.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright. Alright, well... Here's a good one, uh, let's talk about my feelings on Hanna Montanna, your feelings- Your, uh... We could- we could further your- Your- Destination of your feelings about her. And that show.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, um, well, Hanna Montanna's like a guilty pleasure for me, because you know, it's a show for like 13 year-old little teeny-boppers, and I really shouldn't be watching it. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Heh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, I mean, it's cool, Miley Cyrus is so talented.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well I mean I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But it's really for teeny-bopper girls.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well I mean, I've only seen like a couple of episodes of the show, yeah, but from what I recall, you know, yeah, she's- she's pretty good. But it's like you know, I mean I could get into like, you know, watching more of the show myself, I just uh, hadn't really gotten around to it, or... Just hadn't really felt like it but it's like you know, I could. I mean you know they released season one on DVD, plus they have the uh, movie on Blu-Ray, I could rent that, or... rent the season one or whatever.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh... but anyway yeah-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Remember how I said I wanted to talk about more ADULT topics, and I just mean mature topics? Do you have any of those?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, kind of, we could talk about college- We could talk about my college days. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, go ahead.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You know, just uh- I mean I could reminisce a bit about uh... You know, between high school days and eventually leading on to college days. Got the rundown here (?)... Let's see...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay well tell me about college.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Um... Yeah, okay, I only have like a couple of good memories from my college days, like uh, you know... Uh, there was this one time, where uh... This good- Where this hypnotist came in, and uh, he- And then I- And then he let me uh, get up on stage and be one of the uh, subjects. But it's like, I wasn't really hyp- I wasn't really hypnotized. But I, like, played along with it, I mean I actually knew what was going on.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And I think uh... Hang on, let me see if I can remember what happened. Um... Yeah I think at one point, uh... He wanted me to, like, insult him a little bit, when he said a cue. And it's like, uh... Yeah, it's like yeah, okay, I got it, when you say the word you'll want me to insult you, and it was like I couldn't- I tried to think of a good insult but I don't know, I just came up with like you know, just calling him "Uncle Screwey Louie". ''(Waits for Kacey to laugh)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ohh. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Laughs)'' I don't know why that- That little- He just.. Just a silly stupid name. Uncle Screwy Louie. Heh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah. ''(Laughs politely)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah then like you know, later he's like you know, oh, then everyb- Then he says, like you know, he says at a certain point everybody opens their eyes and then... It's like- We're supposedly like to see everybody... naked- Everybody in the audience naked, and freak out or something. It's like, uh, you know, I- I opened my eyes and I didn't really see anybody naked, I saw everybody with their clothes on. But it's like you know, I played along and I just sat there and smiled. Heh. At the ladies in the audience. ''(Laughs)'' Yeah. And then he says like you know he gave me another cue like yeah, "Chicago", then everybody- Then we all- Then we all danced. A little bit. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And it's like I did my fill of dancing, he touched my shoulder and told me to sit down, there you go. Uh, I think that was pretty much- I think that was pretty much it as far as I can remember from that day.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's cool.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway another- Anyway another good memory I have from the college days is like you know I participated in a quiz sh- In uh, this one time, in a quiz show event. Uh... It was like you know, one of those remote con- One of those things where they hand you a remote control and you answer the- and you answer the uh, questions while you're in a seat. And if you're amongst the uh, top four scorers you get to go to a- You get to go and uh, be one of the uh, buzzers on the panel to uh, win the mon- win the prize money. Try and win the prize money. Uh, obviously I did not even get up there- I did not even get the chance to get up there, but, you know, I tried anyway.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, at least you tried, that's all you can ask for.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Oh, another thing I uh, feel like I should mention, uh, remember- I think I remember telling you a little bit about my high school crush Kellie An- Kellie Andies?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, after we graduated I was in touch with her for like about a year and a half after that, and then it's like I- I missed calling her one weekend, and then it's like I sorta- I lost the habit. And then like a- And then like a couple of months- A couple of months, uh... earlier recent- Couple of months ago recently, I found that she had been... Excuse me. She had been married and she has like, one or two children. So...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' That's good for her then, anyway. But it's like you know, uh, I, you know, after I stopped the uh, habit my mom made me- My mom told me like you know- Oh yeah I can tell from like, you know, just from looking at her like, like in... The prom... The, uh... Yeah she was obviously already taken by this- By some guy. And it's like- I was like oh my God, I was in shock for a while. I think it was like for a couple of weeks or a couple of months. Maybe- Yeah, somewhere between there.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Not really listening)'' Oh that's cool.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, I lost touch with her and that was like a downfall. Uh, I've made a few friends and acquaintances since uh, Piedmont. But they kinda like came and gone. And it's like you know, mostly like GONE, because since, you know, after- Especially gone since after February 24th 2003, which was- that was the, uh... 21st birthday I got kicked outta the English classroom, so it's like you know, I couldn't make- I just didn't- I uh, just didn't feel like- I just didn't... I just became shy, and didn't make as many friends as I was able to beforehand. And then the uh, and then the uh, Sweetheart Search and Mary Lee Walsh, uh... Going on and all that. And then I got banned for a year and the anger management and the... I got the anger managment from the uh, psychiatrist's class, I think I told you about that. Uh, but anyway, I, um... It also- Also, I told Kim about this part, but uh... You know, during my, like my last seme- My- My last, uh, couple of semesters... Before I got my diploma, um... Instead of my teacher being this, uh- Being this nice, uh... Woman teacher I knew, uh... It was this one black guy. Just one black ''[indecipherable, probably something racist]''... But he was just like uh, you know, upon first meeting him, I- [[Chris and race|I had bad vibes about him]]. And... And yeah, I was right- I was right with that cuz you know, he- He and I just never saw eye to eye. And he picked more arguments, almost as much as my father.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, okay, so you thought this guy was like your father?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh... No, no, no, I did not consider him like my father, I'm just saying that like you know, he picked about as many arguments, and pushed a nu- pushed a number of buttons, about as much as my father did. And it was- it just- it just really made me angry at him-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, what sort of arguments were they about? What were they like? I mean, a teacher shouldn't do that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, like you know, he was contradicting my work, and this was also in the uh, last-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Are you sure he wasn't giving you constructive criticism? He is a teacher...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well- Yeah, it wasn't really constructive criticsm, it was just mostly put-downs and what-not.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, well what did he say?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' He's just like, uh, "No, this is not right, do it over, bla bla bla bla bla..."<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's not putting you down, that's teaching!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, but still, he was- His tone of voice was really- It was like- It was full of anger! And- And I just did not- I just did not like that I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well how many times did he have to tell you that, I mean I'd be angry too if someone kept making the same mistake...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah but, you know, I'm not- '''I'm not one to repeat mistakes''', and I was like doing this... really big project in my final semester. The big plans to make- The big Computer Aided Drafting and Design plans for my Cwcville Shopping Center, two stories, all the stores and the mayor's office! <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I think he was just trying to help you. I mean, he's teaching, he wants you to pass. He doesn't want you to fail.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well I- I mean, I did finish it. Ended up getting a passing grade, but still, you know, I did not like his tone of voice! The way he carried on as such.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well did you tell him that? Did you tell him that you appreciated his criticisms, but maybe he should, uh... watch his tone?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I don't remember exactly but I think I might have thanked him for his- uh, for uh, you know, being a teacher and that- and that sort of thing. Uh... Yeah I don't think I talked- I don't think I talked to him about his tone of voice.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's just the way he talks, I mean did he talk that way to the other students?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, no he was- He talked more calmly. He talked more calmly to the other students, I actually observed.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well what'd you get in the class?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I ended up getting like a... You know, a passing a grade like an A- Like an A or a B.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, an A and a B is a really big difference. And, you know, passing- The only thing that isn't passing is one failing grade, so you know... That's, well...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' At least you passed the course.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I passed the course, got my degree, but anyway, when I got my diploma then at the graduation ceremony, I mean like, I was only too glad to leave that Piedmont Virgina College, cuz you know, I had no new friends- I had no new friends that I would be leaving behind. And I had the bee-yotching Mary Lee Walsh. And then the-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I thought that it wasn't her- I thought you apologized about that, and stuff.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh- This- Yeah, I mean- This was like, only a couple of months ago... And, I like- Up to two months ago...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, then you should probably stop referring to her as that. You know, let it go. Let the past go.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Annoyed grunt)'' Anyway the point was, I was only too glad get- to graduate from Piedmont, 'cause anyway, I just per- Just personally, it felt more like a Hellhole than Heaven. Felt more like Hell.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But... It's school, what do you expect?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm. Anyway but, I think a big difference though is like, you know, Manchester High School, I definitely have more... positive memories from there, like you know and I did have all my friends. And it's like you know, when I did graduate, I was just sad to leave all my friends. And the all- And all- And all- And all that. Plus, like you know, I didn't, uh, get an award for my creativity, even though I was very creative and I was like... I was highly commended- I was highly commended upon that, at- at- at that moment.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I think you've told me this before.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Ignoring/talking over her)'' But uh, I did not- I did not- I did not get an award at the end. During the award ceremony, that whole graduation mess just... Yeah. Between the award and-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well remember, like I said, high school stuff really doesn't matter. Not in the real world.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Groan)'' Maybe not, but it makes you feel better about yourself, talks yourself up, from- to how you feel...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Why would you need that to feel good about yourself? You should feel good about yourself, period-dot-the end. You don't need an award, that's stupid. That's putting faith in material things, when you you should be putting faith in yourself.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I did, I mean, I did have faith-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, you got to graduate, you got the best reward of all.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I did- I did have faith in myself. It's just like you know, I felt like, you know, they did not see me as worthy of getting an award at that time, it's just like you know... <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Talking over him)'' You shouldn't think of it like that, maybe just, you know, other people deserved it. You can't win everything!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah it's like, as if they were telling me like, they had no faith in me.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That doesn't mean anything! If you said you were commended, then you were commended, just 'cause you don't get an award, doesn't mean that you're not awesome, I mean, that's childish. That really is, you shouldn't need an award, and you shouldn't feel that they have to give it to you.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhh...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Maybe someone else really deserved it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Annoyed stress noises)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, you weren't the only one who didn't get an award.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, I know, I was not the only one who didn't get an- Well, actually, that's not really true, 'cause I got like... a star, for my grades. My [[Honor Roll]] grades. A star pin. But yeah- That's just- That's just like, you know... That's SMALL in comparison to these BIG awards, and I just felt like you know, oh, I'm looking forward to like-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I don't think it's a big award, I mean did they get money or something? If they didn't, it's not a big deal. They get a piece of paper, oh wow, it's a piece of paper that they probably don't even have anymore, it's probably lost.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I wouldn't have- I would not have lost my piece of paper if I had gotten it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I really don't think it's as important as you say it is, and you shouldn't put that much stock in it. I mean...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Anyway, yeah... I mean I don't put- I don't put as much into it back then, as I- Uh, I don't put as much nowadays. Into that, I just you know-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You shouldn't hold a grudge against that, I mean you're 27. You should get over it. High school is over. It's been over.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You have one year until your ten year reunion, I mean it's DONE. Done deal.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, I didn't understand the beginning of that sentence, you said something about the reunion?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, that's just showing how much time has passed.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So you should totally get over it. You don't wanna go there and, you know, talk about this, so people go, "Oh my gosh, this has been over, what are you talking about?" You wanna be adult.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah... ''(Long pause)'' But I think that if, still, if I had've gotten an award, I would've felt- I would definitely have felt more- I could've felt a lot better, and much easier, to like you know, leaving high school behind. Like cuz you know, it was definitely more about leave- Me leaving my friends behind.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, just because you get out of high school doesn't mean you shouldn't keep in touch with your friends. Just leaving high school, it should be a good thing, because you're going on to bigger and better things.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(Long pause)'' Yeah. Hm, you know I actually wanna talk about an adult thing, let's just talk- like you know, uh... Uh, how do you deal- Uh, it's like you know, you have your- You have your well-thought moments to yourself, and then you think- And then you think you don't go off (?) if you appreciate the uh... older things, and uh like you know, like- like the uh, older music and the older movies that you watch. You know, you better- You better appreciate them as an adult, cuz you- Rather than as a child, because you couldn't really understand it, it's like you know, recently I watched some- Recently I re-watched some [???] Brothers, and- and- and I have a better adult understanding of the movie than I did when I watched it there a number of times since I uh, was a child or a teenager. Uhh, what are some of the things that you reminisced about, that made you feel better? Or... And you felt, more better when you viewed it as an adult.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm sorry I didn't get that, could you repeat that? <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah... Some of the things that you used to, uh think about when you were a child, but then you kinda thought about as an adult and further appreciated as such. Uh, what were some of those things?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Long pause)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Did you understand that? Kacey?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um... Uh... Not much.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Not much. Okay... Hm, okay, um... It's like- Okay, what was the, uh, favorite movie of yours that you watched when you were younger? When you were young.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um, it's still ''Labyrinth''. I mean, ''Labyrinth'' is a pretty old movie.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, by- Yeah oh by the way I watched- Anyway I rented it and watched it last night, it is a good movie. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You watched it? Oh, cool!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. All the complex- All the complexities, and uh... That made it like you know, yeah I think knowledge would be [???] you know. I like the part in the beginning with the uh, maze. Like, oh yeah, you think it's a wall, but then it's actually like you know, it's actually a space between the vines that's just- It's just like a visual illusion right there. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So what do you think about Jareth? I mean, Jareth was my favorite.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, David Bowie played him. Yeah, he's okay-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh my gosh, I know, he coulda stolen me any day.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' He coulda stolen you any day? What, like as a little baby?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, no, obviously not, but I mean, he was... He was- Oh, that fucking [[Pickle|bulge]]! Ooh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, I mean that's- I mean, the uh- Yeah. You would- You would be impressed by that, but as a guy, I'm not totally impressed with that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Trying not to laugh)'' Why not, it's David Bowie! Everybody loves David Bowie!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well I'm str- Yeah well it's like, you know, uh... I don't wanna go into that, it's just like you know, just... Yeah. But, yeah, I'm straight. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But still, it's not like you can't appreciate. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' But I mean it's like you know, I appreciate his- I appreciate the way he sang, and yeah, he sang pretty good. But yeah I mean, then you go reference- referencing his BULGE. And then, that's like WHOA-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, just because you can say another man is attractive or hot, doesn't mean you're gay, like I can easily say another GIRL is hot or attractive, and appreciate her for her womanly things, and it doesn't mean that I want to have a relationship with her. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhhh, yeah but anyway- Uh, from my point of view though... Uh, definitely... have not really given it much- given it all that much though, and... Ahh, I don't- At this point I just don't feel like I could... care to really change my mind otherwise. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, okay.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' But I liked how, uh, Jen- How uh, Jennifer played her role as the, uh, girl who went through da maze. That was pretty good. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And then made the- And then made the friends along the way, like uh... Yeah she had that- That yeti-like guy, I think his name was, like, Yorda or something like that? <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, close enough, heh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I said close enough.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Heh, close enough, okay. Yeah I kinda liked him, and... Oh yeah, there's like... I bet- You know, he keeps- He kept calling Hoggle, "Hogwart"? That's where- I bet that's where the author of ''[[Harry Potter]]'' got that- got that word. From that movie ''Labyrinth''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I don't know if that's where she got it, but... That's a good theory.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Chuckles)'' Yeah. It is a good- Yeah it is a good theory. But, a lot of things in life, you know, start off as theories until proven right or wrong. But then it's- Like you know, then it's- If I wanted to actually prove that right or wrong just from my point of view it's like, I don't know, I would uh, probably- I would probably go- would go look on Wikipedia for, uh... ''Harry Potter'' or whatshername, the author, I know it's a woman, I forget what her name is but because I didn't know I never came up with-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' J.K. Rowling.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah that's it, J.K. Rowling, thank you. Uh, but anyway. Yeah I never cared mu- I never cared for ''Harry Potter''. No, but anyway- Uh... anyway what were we talking about- Oh yeah, proving theories, yeah I could just try looking it up on Wikipedia and see what they say on there. ''(Long pause)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, I don't know, I don't think she's ever admitted something like that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah okay, well then yeah she- She may or may not have actually she- She may or may not seen ''Labyrinth'', but I don't know, that's uh, one thing or another, um... Uh, but yeah, I've been still, you know, yeah, David Bowie played his role- <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Why do you not like ''Harry Potter''? I mean, have you ever read the books? I actually enjoyed them. Like, I thought a lot better of it after I read the books.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried reading one of the books, but it's like I could not really get into it. And originally I did not like ''Harry Potter'' very much cuz... Harry was like, uh, in league- In competition with Pokemon. And-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Not it's not, it's two totally different worlds. It's way more advanced than ''Pokemon''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh... Yeah but, yeah... Yeah but, this was like- This was like years ago, I don't remember all the details, so I guess it's like, uh... I don't know, it's like you know, I'm still saying I hate- I don't like Harry Potter that much... But it's like- But it's like, I forgot the original reason why- ''(Chris suddenly starts yelling)'' I WISH THIS STUPID INCOMING CALL WOULD- Ugh, that Bandai guy keeps getting- That Bandai person there keeps calling me back, that... It's like, you know, the beeping is- The beeping of his incoming call is just interrupting... the conversation, it's like you know, at points it's like the beeps interrupt you when you're talking and it's just like, it bothers me, I wish this guy would QUIT. I mean why doesn't he get through is skull- through his fuckin' skull I mean I told him right off when I called him back, that he was like- that he was just calling toll-free- "Call my- call your number toll-free but quit calling my number, shut the fuck up goodbye", I wish- I thought he was gonna- I thought he was gonna quit 'cause he hasn't called for like, five or ten minutes, then he starts calling again and interrupting the conversation with you! <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, he should have way more respect, I mean, obviously you weren't answering for a reason. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, what- 'Cause you know, 'cause I'm not- 'Cause I know he's a troll. And I don't- I've already established that I know that he's a troll. And I asked him to- And I asked- And I pretty much just forced- I pretty much, uh, raised my voice against him and told him to stop, but he's continuing on and on! <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's... That's horrible, he shouldn't do that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You're gonna have to be more firm with him.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Stress noise)'' Yeah. It's like you know, what- It's like you know, what I was saying is just I'm not exactly sure what to say, other than what I've already said.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right, well I mean, let's go back to better things. Um... If you don't like ''Harry Potter'', what books have you read recently?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' The last book I read was Pamela Anderson's ''Star''. I thought that was a good story, for what she did.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, I've never read that one.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah it's a good story, it's like, basically, she's like- It's like a book about- It's like, uh, as if she was writing her own life, but she was like renaming the characters, renaming herself Australia (?). Which is like you know, it's like- <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That sounds crazy, I mean, I wouldn't put much stock in what Pamela Anderson does anyway, it's like when Courtney Love tried to do a manga, it's like, no thanks.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Well it's not- I mean, like you know, yeah... You know, it showed that Pamela Anderson was definitely a smart woman, it's like you know, I wanted to appreciate her as, you know-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm pretty sure she had a ghost writer. I'm pretty sure she did.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, it- No, I- She pretty much- I do believe she said so herself, she wrote the book herself.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's all publicity.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Anyway, still- Still, I've read the- I've read most of the book, and I- and I've enjoyed it. It's a pretty good story.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I know but like, celebrites never write their own books. They just don't have time. They just slap their name on it. I mean, uh, how about any other books?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhhhh... Yeah, other than that- Other than ''Star'', I haven't read- I haven't read too many other books. ''(Long pause)'' Uh, it's like you know, I've either- either been watching- I've either been watching television or playing video games... Uh, other than ''Star'' I haven't read a book since I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know what you should read, you should read ''Catch-22''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I've heard of th- I've heard of ''Catch-22''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It's a great, great book.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I've heard that- Yeah, oh you know, that reminds me of this joke I heard Pamela Anderson- On the show Pamela Anderson starred in called ''Stacked''. And then it's like, uh... Oh shoot, how'd that joke go... Um... Yeah anyway it was a Catch-22 pun right there, but I'll have to watch that episode again to, uh, find- figure out how it goes-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Do you even know what a Catch-22 is?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' "A Catch-22"? <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, do you even know what that is?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ummmm... I think it's like- I think it's like a sexual touch, or something?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, that's a innuendo. Um, a Catch-22 is where you're "Damned if you do, damned if you don't".<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ohhhh. Oh yeah, I see that now, yeah, okay. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, yeah I get it. I get it, yeah. M'kay. Anyway, I was- Anyway, I'm right now I'm just, uh... I just got my copy of, uh, ''Star''. Uh, right by my side, so I was just looking at the, hm... About the author, it's like- Okay, yeah, I'm looking on the inside cover on this inside here... Hmm. Yeah it talks about the, uh, author company, uh, "Atria Books"? Uhhh, it says here "This book is a work of fiction; names, characters, places and incidents are-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know what was a really good book, that I really liked? ''Battle Royale''. The novel, not the manga, that was awesome. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' "Battle Royale". Hm. Okay, well I'm looking at- Oh yeah, I remember you telling me about a couple of books recently that uh, you were in- that you were in- Uh, I should defintely look those up, I wrote them down in my thing here...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like the "Looking Glass Wars."<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(mumbles confusedly)'' Yeah, oh, oh you're, no that's not it, I'm on the wrong page. Oh, here it is. Oh yeah, you were telling me about, uh, "The Looking Glass Wars," "(Red?)," and "Arch Enemy."<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yes. And "Seeing Red." Um, so, I mean, what books do you own, I mean, don't you own books that you can read?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I do own books. I got, I got, nearly all the Goose-, all the original "Goosebumps" books, ''(mumbles something)'', and some of the "Fear Street" books too.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well do you have any adult books? Like, like, not erotic books, but adult books.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, [''pause''] um, well other than that, yeah, no, not really. Oh wait, I do have, actually, oh yeah, uh, oh shoot, I have a couple of other books in my collection as well. I have "To Kill a Mockingbird," and, uh </font><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh good!</font> <font color="#0033FF">and, uh this other one, I think this other one, I have this other one that I read back in High School as well. I think it was called ''The Giver.'' [''pause''] Yeah, I remember- I remember the story of ''The Giver.'' It was like, uh, yeah, we were living in- the setting was like, uh, a black-and-white time- time, where everyone was like, uh, the same, not too different from each other, and, uh, instead of like, you know- married couples and stuff, uh, just having a lot of children, it's like, uh, yeah they have birth mothers and, uh, birth fathers in these hospitals or whatever. They give birth to the babies, and the- and the- uh, and the- they don't even bother recording their actual birthdates or giving them their names there. They just, um, give them to the family and, uh, and think they do- I think they give- [''stammers''] I think the parents name the child. [''stammers more'']-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [''extremely annoyed''] Okay, well anything else?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, yeah, let me- let me finish talking about ''The Giver'' though. Um, but anyway, it centered around- around the, uh, boy, who, uh, was- was gi- was given- was given a job of being the giver, and was learning about all this stuff outside the, uh, black-and-white world where it's all colory- colory- he sees colors and everything, and then he starts seeing the color '''red''', among, uh- among other [''unintelligible''], and then he's like, 'oh, I'm starting to appreciate life now, then I wanna get out of this world,' then they ended the book, he takes his little brother and, uh, gets out of there, and then, it's like an open-ended- it's like an open ending there, so you're not really sure what happens beyond that. Anyway, uh, it's a- it's a compelling story, it's pretty go- Oh yeah! [''chuckles''] Here's a funny one! There's like a part in the beginning of the book, ''The Giver'', uh, where d- where this child is like waiting in line to get a ''snack'', and then- and then it's like a long line, and he's been waiting this- this whole time, and he's like, 'why have we been waiting so long? I want my ''smack''.' [''chuckles''] </font> <font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [''forces a laugh''] <font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And then the adults tear- and then the adults hear him, and then they- and then they- and then they hear him and they give him a ''smack''! <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So, is there anything else on your mind? Like, I mean the email you sent me really worried me.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, well... Yeah, it's like when I'm still get- I'm still getting used to like, you know... Yeah, but, it definitely puts in perspective of why I'm often confused and blank. It's like points when I'm trying to think of something... It's like you know, it's like I'm switched over to Chris- To... Christopher. And, uh...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Chris... You know it doesn't happen like that, right? Multiple personalities never surface at the same time, and they usually don't know about each other, like you would have that blank feeling and that is it. That sounds like possession, that's NOT schizophrenia, that's NOT multiple personalities. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Um...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Plus, you'd be born with it. You can't get it because of Autism. Or from a name change.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, well uh, describe to me though, what uh- "Possession", what is that?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Possession?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhh, this kind of possession that we're talking about here.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It's a possession... I mean, that's the only time I've ever heard of two different personalities being manifested in the same body at the same time. It means you're being controlled by an outside force.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And... Sorry, what was that last one?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know, like demons.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Long pause)'' I don't know. But it's like, point is, it made me realize, like you know, yeah, you know... Me being Christian, I was- I was definitely the wuss and the [[Naive|gullible]] one. But then it took- And then it took the uh, dynamic half that I've been- that I've been talking to lately, uh... Made me- <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Those are personality traits, those aren't personaliTIES.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Longer pause)'' Okay, well I don't claim to know everything about multiple personalities or whatever... <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean you just can't make another personality come out like that, like it's not possible, you couldn't do it right now.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Even longer pause)'' Uh well I don't know, we'll just have to see about that, won't we? Heh. Anyway...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, if you think you have that much control over it, you should be able to do it right now.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Now Christopher)'' Yeah I pretty much just did! Heh, I pretty much just did. I'm the dynamic one right here!<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay... So you're a completely different person. You don't know anything I've talked to you about before, you're completely different.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I've caught wind of some of the conversation when you were talking to Christian, uh... Yeah. But, I don't know all the details, other than the fact that I've got ''Star'' right next to me.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right... I mean, it still doesn't sound plausible at all. It really doesn't. I mean... That's like stuff you should go to a doctor for, 'cause that's definitely not healthy, like, you know that could be the sign of a brain tumor, right? <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...Really?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, actually, it is. Like, next you're gonna be telling me that you feel like you're falling when you're standing.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Falling on my standing?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, like, people, when they stand, they could be standing or sitting, and they close their eyes and they feel like they're falling? That's a huge sign of a brain tumor. But this is what it sounds like, like it doesn't sound like multiple personalities, maybe you should really go get that checked out. I mean, this is what I'm going into, this is what I study. I'm really scared for you.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Pause)'' Uhh hang on, I'm gonna switch back. ''(Makes a noise to indicate that he "switched back")''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Laughing at him)'' There no "switching back"... What??<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Christian again)'' Uhh, yeah. Uhh, I heard a little bit, uh, you said something about... Yeah, well I did- I did hear about this, uh... Yeah, I'm definitely gonna schedule to see my uh, psychiatrist Dr. Pryce about this, ''(Kacey talks over him)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Still laughing at him)'' No, you need to see a doctor! Like, these are horrible symptoms! <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well anyway- Look, anyway, yeah, psychiatrist, I got- I still got Dr. Pryce's number, he was the psychiatrist I went to during that year I was kicked out of, uh... the, so... I think-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, Chris, these are real medical symptoms. Like, so if this is an excuse, you need to quit it. Because if not, you are probably extremely, extremely sick. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Long pause)'' Hm. I see. Hm. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like, this isn't cool to play around with.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright, but uh, yeah, to make it- To make a point though, he has- I mean, before last- Even before last Sunday, he's come out a few subtle times, like you know, uh... Yeah, when I play Guitar Hero, he comes out like you know definitely, he plays Guitar Hero a little bit, and I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Who is "he"? Who are you talking about? If we're gonna play this way, fine. Who is "he"?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'm talking about Christopher. You just talked to him a moment ago.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay... So there's two of you.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' There's a big difference- There's a big difference right there just in the voice tone. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Long Pause)'' And you can control both of you at will, then?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' More or less, yeah. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, like I said, that really sounds like, um, symptoms of something wrong with your brain, but you know, what do I know, I'm only going into the medical field.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...Alright well yeah, I mean, I'll definitely talk to my... Yeah I'll get in touch with my psychiatrist to talk to him about it, or uh... <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' A psychiatrist isn't gonna be able to help with that, like, a real doctor would have to, like... If you told this to a real doctor, they're gonna be like, "Oh my God, you need help NOW". So like I said, if this is just an excuse, you need to quit it. Because this can get you, like, in serious shit.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Long pause)'' Hmm. Well yeah, that's a lot for me to think about. Uhh... Yeah, but... I can schedule an appointment with my uh, with my physician Dr. McGovern, uh... Talk to him- Talk to him about that, and see what- See- Get his opinion... He's a medical doctor. Over at my- Over at, uh, Martha Jefferson Medical Clinic, nearby.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Is he a General Practitioner?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay. Well then he can refer you to a specialist. But I mean, when's the last time you saw him? <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm not sure, last time I saw him was- I usually see him about, uh, every three or four months. Uhhh, so it's like I'm...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Alright well when was the last time you saw this psychiatrist?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, the last time I saw a psyc- A psychi- I saw Dr. Pryce was like, uhh... Uhh, two thousand six or seven. Something like that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, I thought you said in [[30 August 2009|the video]] and in the email that psychiatrist helped you bring out your other side, so... Why was there, like, a two-year delay? That doesn't make sense to me. At all.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhh, when I was saying- Yeah, pretty much when I was saying that in the video... That was pretty much just something to, uh, give the trolls something- for the trolls, uh, inquiry, like you know, "Oh, you should go see a doctor", or something like that, it was just- It was just fuel for da trolls.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um... Well... You used it against me too, I mean, I... That sounds like lying. I mean, did they give you any medicine?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhhh, yep, I mean, they... Yeah, McGovern, they prescribed for me- Actually no, not McGoveren, original prescriber, it was like a doctor, this happened like, I don't know, in 1990-something. I was prescribed Paxil for [[stress]]... For stress problems, you know, keeping my stress down, whatever, but then I got upgraded- And then that went- And then Paxil went out- went out of date, and so I had to be switched to Paroxetine. Uh, but basically I- I was actually- Basically after- During the whole time I took- I took Paxil and Paroxetine, I never actually saw any emotional difference. Or, uh, like I mean you know, I felt- I mean, I still felt STRESS. And uh, all that- and all that stuff, it's- I- And then- Yeah, I recently- And I recently stopped taking the Paroxetine about a month ago, I mean, and then I felt- and then I- and then I fe- I still felt a little difference other than the fact like you know, I'm definitely feeling more CONFIDENT. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well that's... That's good.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, like, you know... There's also, like... Yeah, one of the original-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You do know that the psychiatrist is just the person who gives you drugs, they're not like a psychologist.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well I don't know the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist, other than-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I just told you what it was. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah you just told me, yeah, psychiatrist is what gives me medicine, psychologist is, uh... Okay, psychologist, explain that to me, please. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Psychiatrists give you-<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, ''psychologist''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm doing both, Chris. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Psychriatrist gives you the medicines, and psychologists are the people who are like therapists that you talk to.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ohhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhh. Okay, now I get it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' This is simple stuff.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, well you see, I did not know that. I did not know that. That's new to me, so I learned that, and I'm going to keep that in my head.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, they have different degrees, and different areas of study.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I see<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, are you still on any medications at all?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, I'm taking Lipitor to try to keep my cholesterol maintained , but it's like, you know, my cholesterol wasn't really that high, but, you know, when I started Lipitor, I just felt, uh, I just felt, you know, it'd probably be a good step to keep it down.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, uh, did your doctor recommend that?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, McGovern recommended the, uh, Lipitor. He, as like an optional thing, but, you know, if you want to it's a good idea. So, yeah, so, I've been taking Lipitor for, I don't know, a few years now.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(mortified)'' But, you're- you're twenty-seven. That's not something you should worry about at twenty-seven.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Cholesterol.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But- that- you don't get it. most twenty-seven year olds don't have to worry about that. That's for- old people who can't help it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I don't know, yeah, but this was like a few years ago when I was threatened over bad cholesterol and trying to maintain it, along with exercise. ''(stress sigh)'' Yeah, I don't remember that conversation very well.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Maybe you should just start eating healthier. I mean, I don't really know what you eat, but, obviously if you're on Lipitor when you're twenty-seven- I mean. What do you eat?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, mostly I eat like, mostly I eat like chicken sand- or-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' From where? Chicken sandwiches you ''make'', or, from where?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, you know, like from, grilled chicken sandwiches like from McDonald's or IHOP-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know that just because it's grilled doesn't mean that it's good for you. </font><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well it's better than crispy <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It, it doesn't matter. It's still bad for you. I mean, that's like saying- I don't even know. That's like saying that,um, eating a gallon of ice cream is better than eating a whole cake, because the ice cream has dairy.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I never heard that before.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's 'cause I just made it up.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(chuckles)'' Oh, you just made it up. Oh. Okay. You just made it up.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yep. Ha, I mean, but this isn't funny. You- you could- that shows a serious problem, you could be, uh, you could '''die''' from this.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(long pause)'' Uh, well, if you suggest it then I could stop taking the Lipitor and uh-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' '''NO! NO! NO!''' I mean if you're on it, you're on it for a reason! You need to stop eating all that fast food, I mean, how much, okay, you've got to eat something other than chicken sandwiches. What else do you eat?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, I eat- I eat- I eat salads.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, salad doesn't always mean healthy. I mean, what do you put on the salads? Do you put tons of dressing on it? Is there meat on it? Is there, uh- where do you get the salads from?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It's basically just like lettuce, tomato, carrots, some cheese-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You see, that's where they get you, they put cheese on salads, I mean, where do you get these salads from?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(pause)'' Yeah, they're like side salads from [[Wendy's]] or McDonald's.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Those- those aren't healthy, Chris. Just 'cause it says ''salad'', that- no!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''protesting'') It comes with- it comes with real vegetables!<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It- but just because it- okay, but do you put any dressing on it?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I do not put dressing on the salad.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean that's- that's good and all, but still- I mean there's gonna come a point where even this medicine's not going to help you. You know that, right?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Um,you're talking about the Lipitor, right? That's not gonna be good for me?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, I mean there- there gets to a point where even modern medicine cannot help you because you've destroyed your body so much.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(long pause)'' Oh, so much more stuff for me to talk to my doctor about.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't talk to you about this already! I mean, don't you read the nutritional facts? They have to be on fast food now. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, okay, do you eat anything that does '''not''' come from a fast food restaurant?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, yeah, I sometimes, sometimes I buy food from the grocery store.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like, like what? What do you have, like do you eat lean meat? Do you have fresh vegetables? Or is it just stuff like Hungry Man dinners and pizza?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Once or twice, in like a- in like a month I have like a Hungry Man.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know those things are awful for you, right? You know that they have like- one hundred per- like, they have like a '''thousand percent''' sodium, and tons of calories.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but mostly I have- mostly I eat like Healthy Choice- I- mostly I would eat Healthy- it, uh- of the frozen dinner varieties, I would eat Healthy Choice.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Even then those are bad for you, 'cause of all the preservatives. I mean, they have to have them, because it's not fresh. I mean- okay, that- is that all you eat, I mean, how many of those do you eat a week, 'cause you should only be eating them once a month at most, and even then that can hurt you.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''stress sigh'')<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Chris, I'm sorry, I mean, this is- this is what I'm going to do. I'm gonna help people with this, that's why I'm trying to get fit myself, just, y-y- wow!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I mean I'm tryin' to remember my, uh- I'm tryin' to remember some of the, uh, eating schedule from the past, like, month, er, from the past, like, month.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, okay, well can you cook things?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I can cook.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like what? Like, okay, name the things that you can cook, but only if you cooked them for yourself and ate them within the last month.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''thinking hard to himself'') Within the last month. I can- I can cook the- I can cook vegetables in the, uh- </font><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like what? </font><font color="#0033FF"> pot. Like green beans. Corn.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' What do you cook them in?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I put 'em- I put 'em in like- a pot- like a pot, with some water, and put them in the- I put them in the- on top of the oven.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, but are they fresh vegetables or are they canned?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, they're canned.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, that has tons of sodium too, Chris! It's all the hidden stuff. I mean, you need to get some fresh produce. I need to take you to like a farmer's market or something.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''coughs or something'') Excuse me. Yeah, I guess you probably- I guess you probably do. I dunno, er, I mean- I mean- (''pause'') that's a lot for me- that's a lot for me to think about right there.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, this sounds like eating habits that means, you know- '''this is why people don't live past thirty or forty.''' You know that, right? I mean, do you at least- do you exercise, um, you know, to ''balance'' it? I mean, like, I know you said we were going to go jogging, but, um, how often do you exercise, and what do you do? Do you do cardio?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I do exercise. I walk about- I walk about a half-hour to an hour a day, (''pause'') around the neighborhood.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well you know, you need to get your cardio up, you need to break into a jog or something.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's pretty strenuous. I- I- I mean-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, it's not strenuous, your body should be used to this! You- you just need to get you heart-rate up... to a certain beat-per-minute. I mean, just power-walking would work. How are you going to go jogging with me if it's so 'strenuous'?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, maybe I was exaggerating when I said strenuous. Hmm, but, yeah, mostly, yeah, it's, I mean, I'm just sayin' mostly I- mostly I do walk. And sometimes I do speed it up a little bit.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' See, this is the stuff that I- this is why I want to become a nurse, 'cause I see people doing stuff like this and I want to help them, because this stuff- it hurts me on the inside.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm. I'm sorry.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I- I can't stand to see someone hurt their body so much.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''long pause'') Yeah, I hear ya. I do. (''pause'') Yeah. I'm like one that needs help in this sorta thing.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' (''long pause'') Okay, well I'm- I'm gonna go, I've gotta finish up some homework.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, I'll let you go.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, well, um, I'll send an e-mail, um, with, you know, some books and stuff and maybe, you know, a couple recipes and stuff. Um, you know, I'll just send you an all-around e-mail, so, can you, uh, check that? I'll- I'll send it in a minute. I'm just gonna send you some links.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, okay, well then, I'll talk to you later!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright. Take care.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Alright. Bye.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Bye-bye.</font><br><br />
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'''DivineTrial''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris dresses up as Divine, the famous [[Tomgirl|crossdressing]] actor who played Babs in the 1972 cult film [[Wikipedia:Pink Flamingos|''Pink Flamingos'']], and then re-enacts the trial scene from the movie with [[Clyde Cash]] as the culprit. What Chris doesn't know is that when a case is dismissed, the defendant cannot be sentenced, as here.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DivineTrial<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QOQNXv0g77I}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}<br />
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{{quote|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[''Chris stands in front of the camera wearing clown makeup, his shirt stuffed with his [[plush breasts]] and a red sheet of construction paper covering his crotch.'']<br />
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'''Chris:''' Hello, folks... and darlings! This is Divine Babs, y'know. We are going to go on a trial now fo- to go against... our culprit here, mister Clyde Cash. Say hello to the audience, Clyde.<br />
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[''Chris holds up a [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] doll supposed to represent Clyde.'']<br />
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'''Clyde:''' [''mumbling noises'']<br />
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'''Chris:''' I ain't got much to say, huh? Well, that's a shame. Clyde, now, you spoke to me on live Internet before the trial here was started.<br />
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'''Clyde:''' [''mumbling noises'']<br />
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'''Chris:''' He stands accused of being a [[troll]], a bully, and especially doing all these things against one Christian Weston Chandler and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Sonichu and Rosechu family]]! We bring in a witness here today, of which we will put that against Mr. Clyde Cash here. He's a witness of a- Son- Sonichu, the- the original one.<br />
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[''Chris holds up a Pikachu doll, modified to resemble Sonichu.''] All right, Sonichu... do you swear to speak the whole truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?<br />
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'''Sonichu:''' I do.<br />
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'''Chris:''' All right, then, will you please point out the guilty party of this room that has done all the trollings and dwollings and all that and even... personal... threatening and whatnot against Mr. Christian Weston Chandler? <br />
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'''Sonichu:''' Yes, [[Wikipedia:Divine (actor)|Divine]]. He's right over there! [''Chris imitates a dramatic musical sting''] Mr. Clyde Cash!<br />
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'''Chris:''' Thank you, that'll be all, you may step down from the witness stand. All right then, we will now have order in the court! Order in the court! [''Bangs the table with a coffee cup''] I have reviewed all the case files and what not, and in this [[Sonichu 10|kangaroo court]] justice, I hereby... pronounce sentence to Mr. Clyde Cash. He is guilty of all charges! And then- and... on the lawsuit here, for his punishment, he will be shot to death... and his wi- and [[PandaHalo|his wife]] and one-cent daughter [[Women's rights|will go to a better husband...]] outside of his family. One will be provided for her by law. Somebody within her local reach, but not from the state of [[Virginia]].<br />
[[Image:Chris_is_phoenix_wright.jpg|thumb|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!]]<br />
But anyway, the punishment is death for Mr. Clyde Cash... for doing so many wrongs against Mr. Christian Weston Chandler. Case dismissed! [''Bangs the table with his coffee cup again'']<br />
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'''Chris:''' Are you ready for your execution, Mr. Clyde Cash?<br />
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'''Clyde:''' [''mumbling noises'']<br />
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'''Chris:''' [[Clyde Cash|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!]] Buh-bye.<br />
[''Chris pulls out his [[Megatron pistol]] and shoots Clyde.'']<br />
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And that was another fine episode of Divine's people court. You all enjoy- you all have yourselves a good day! And remember, Divine ''is''... the filthiest, dirtiest person in the world! Even though I've temporarily dyed my hair brown! It's usually blonde!<br />
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Transcribed. Missed a few words, such as what he has in addition to his phone and camera and the word he used to describe the woodland theater. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 19:49, 9 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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*Pretty sure he's saying "OFF!," as in the brand of insect repellant. The second unintelligible might be Palmer, since I think he's talking about the [http://www.monticello.org/parkway/woodlandtheater.html Palmer Woodland Theater]. --[[User:GrannyT|GrannyT]] 21:35, 9 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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In the first few seconds of the video it sounds like he's saying "waking" insead of "making" [[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 20:50, 9 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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What "Carter family" is he talking about?--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 21:04, 9 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Considering he mentions the Carter name after reaching the overlook, he's probably referring to [http://www.monticello.org/parkway/carter.html this]. [[User:Tadahima|Tadahima]] 23:47, 9 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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To whomever wrote it, 59 miles is NOT less than one kilometre. Hell, one mile is more than one kilometre. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:09, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Oh wait, my glasses weren't on. Derp. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:12, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*I wrote it. 0.59 miles is about 950 meters, or a little over ten football field lengths. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' <sup>O-Qua Tangin Wann</sup>]] 10:58, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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[[Wes Iseli|Wes]] commented on the video [http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=37pXWB9rjBU (Search "WesIseli")] . Any thoughts? Should we be adding that bit of info here and/or on the main article of him? I'd do it but I'm too damn tired to think up a concise description --[[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 11:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*You could say "Wes commented on the video and told Chris to get a job, proving he doesn't know our man-child very well". By the way, is it really the Wes Iseli or is it just someone using the name?[[User:Svek|Švek]] 12:06, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
**I doubt Wes Iseli gives two shits about Chris, it's most likely someone posing as him. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 12:46, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*The one that posted on that video is not the same wes as that is listed on his page here. It could still be Wes using a different account but I doubt it. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:48, 10 October 2010 (PDT) <br />
::*It's a fake account god damn it. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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After getting a data processing error two times, I successfully put in the time code. I've learned that I shouldn't leave the edit window open for a long time. I copy-pasted my edits to the article, which saved me from wasting ten minutes putting in the edits again. From now on, I'll use NotePad to transcribe and paste the text into the article. --[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 18:52, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Did chris learn that moss grows on the north side of a tree from Sonic Sez? ==<br />
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CY85z3rKp0&feature=related]<br />
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*Probably. I learned about that from the Simpsons.--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 22:43, 29 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
== Total Distance ==<br />
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Let assume I'm stupid and/or lazy, just how much did Chris-Chan hike? --[[SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 23:14, 11 October 2010<br />
* Honestly, I'm having a hell of a time doing the calculation. The problem we run into is exactly which direction he took. We know he went to the woodland theater first, so measuring from the parking lot to the theater (there's two paths) you get something like 800-900 feet with an elevation increase of 40 feet. He goes past an 'open field', which could be the Lower Meadows trail. It could also just be a small clearing on the Umbrella Magnolia trail. We know there was then two forks in the road. We know he makes his way to the Carter Family Overlook and can assume he drug his sorry ass home from that point. And of course, we can't neglect the very real possibility he got lost and walked in circles for a while on one of the loops near the Woodland Theater. All we can say for certain is he was winded walking 300 yards with a mild incline. If he went counter-clockwise on the map, maybe a two miles. If he went from the theater to the overlook, just about a mile.If a field agent could verify the clearing and the 'red growth' tree, which path that was on, we could pin point it better. As well, no one would doubt that he took healthy breaks when the camera was off. So even if it was two miles, I wouldn't be shocked if it took him hours to cover that ground. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 12:33, 13 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Maybe Google Maps can help you a bit. Also, the progression of the sun should be an indicator of the time passed. Considering this... it's not likely that his breaks were too long. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 13:25, 13 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::: I've given that a shot too, I actually used GoogleEarth. What I did was resize the PDF map as well so that it's a pixel per foot to calculate distances. The problem is, there's no landmarks you can see from the sat photos that you can see in the video. This is also thanks to Chris's idea of what is noteworthy - "Look, a tree on the ground. And another one. And some moss".<br />
::::[[File:Saunders-Monticello-Sat.jpg]] <br />
::::You're right about the sun, I was using that to try and figure out his walking direction, that time of day the sun would be in the west. So at times he was walking south. His assessment of 'moss grows on the north of rocks' is not hard and fast. Moss usually grows on the north side but there's nothing stopping it from growing on the west or the south. It is actually completely unreliable, just like Chris.<br />
Here's an idea guise. It doesn't matter exactly how long or far he walked. We have a rough estimate and that is perfectly fine. Not even an FA is going to go to this place, track Chris' steps, and measure every path he walked on, much less measure the change in elevation. We don't need to know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:33, 14 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::::No shits too minor. I'm the one who did the rough estimate to begin with. If someone recognizes the area having been there, fine I'll recalculate it. It seems like a popular destination. No one is suggesting someone go out there and measure it. Distance and elevation are already on the map.[[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 07:15, 15 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::::: First off, let my just say that I don't know why you put used many colons. Secondly, I guess I misunderstood the premise. My bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 08:05, 15 October 2010 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:A_Hike&diff=141262Talk:A Hike2011-06-30T05:42:50Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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Transcribed. Missed a few words, such as what he has in addition to his phone and camera and the word he used to describe the woodland theater. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 19:49, 9 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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*Pretty sure he's saying "OFF!," as in the brand of insect repellant. The second unintelligible might be Palmer, since I think he's talking about the [http://www.monticello.org/parkway/woodlandtheater.html Palmer Woodland Theater]. --[[User:GrannyT|GrannyT]] 21:35, 9 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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In the first few seconds of the video it sounds like he's saying "waking" insead of "making" [[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 20:50, 9 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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What "Carter family" is he talking about?--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 21:04, 9 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Considering he mentions the Carter name after reaching the overlook, he's probably referring to [http://www.monticello.org/parkway/carter.html this]. [[User:Tadahima|Tadahima]] 23:47, 9 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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To whomever wrote it, 59 miles is NOT less than one kilometre. Hell, one mile is more than one kilometre. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:09, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Oh wait, my glasses weren't on. Derp. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:12, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*I wrote it. 0.59 miles is about 950 meters, or a little over ten football field lengths. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' <sup>O-Qua Tangin Wann</sup>]] 10:58, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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[[Wes Iseli|Wes]] commented on the video [http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=37pXWB9rjBU (Search "WesIseli")] . Any thoughts? Should we be adding that bit of info here and/or on the main article of him? I'd do it but I'm too damn tired to think up a concise description --[[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 11:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*You could say "Wes commented on the video and told Chris to get a job, proving he doesn't know our man-child very well". By the way, is it really the Wes Iseli or is it just someone using the name?[[User:Svek|Švek]] 12:06, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
**I doubt Wes Iseli gives two shits about Chris, it's most likely someone posing as him. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 12:46, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*The one that posted on that video is not the same wes as that is listed on his page here. It could still be Wes using a different account but I doubt it. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:48, 10 October 2010 (PDT) <br />
::*It's a fake account god damn it. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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After getting a data processing error two times, I successfully put in the time code. I've learned that I shouldn't leave the edit window open for a long time. I copy-pasted my edits to the article, which saved me from wasting ten minutes putting in the edits again. From now on, I'll use NotePad to transcribe and paste the text into the article. --[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 18:52, 10 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Did chris learn that moss grows on the north side of a tree from Sonic Sez? ==<br />
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CY85z3rKp0&feature=related]<br />
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*Probably. I learned about that from the Simpsons.<br />
== Total Distance ==<br />
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Let assume I'm stupid and/or lazy, just how much did Chris-Chan hike? --[[SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 23:14, 11 October 2010<br />
* Honestly, I'm having a hell of a time doing the calculation. The problem we run into is exactly which direction he took. We know he went to the woodland theater first, so measuring from the parking lot to the theater (there's two paths) you get something like 800-900 feet with an elevation increase of 40 feet. He goes past an 'open field', which could be the Lower Meadows trail. It could also just be a small clearing on the Umbrella Magnolia trail. We know there was then two forks in the road. We know he makes his way to the Carter Family Overlook and can assume he drug his sorry ass home from that point. And of course, we can't neglect the very real possibility he got lost and walked in circles for a while on one of the loops near the Woodland Theater. All we can say for certain is he was winded walking 300 yards with a mild incline. If he went counter-clockwise on the map, maybe a two miles. If he went from the theater to the overlook, just about a mile.If a field agent could verify the clearing and the 'red growth' tree, which path that was on, we could pin point it better. As well, no one would doubt that he took healthy breaks when the camera was off. So even if it was two miles, I wouldn't be shocked if it took him hours to cover that ground. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 12:33, 13 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Maybe Google Maps can help you a bit. Also, the progression of the sun should be an indicator of the time passed. Considering this... it's not likely that his breaks were too long. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 13:25, 13 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::: I've given that a shot too, I actually used GoogleEarth. What I did was resize the PDF map as well so that it's a pixel per foot to calculate distances. The problem is, there's no landmarks you can see from the sat photos that you can see in the video. This is also thanks to Chris's idea of what is noteworthy - "Look, a tree on the ground. And another one. And some moss".<br />
::::[[File:Saunders-Monticello-Sat.jpg]] <br />
::::You're right about the sun, I was using that to try and figure out his walking direction, that time of day the sun would be in the west. So at times he was walking south. His assessment of 'moss grows on the north of rocks' is not hard and fast. Moss usually grows on the north side but there's nothing stopping it from growing on the west or the south. It is actually completely unreliable, just like Chris.<br />
Here's an idea guise. It doesn't matter exactly how long or far he walked. We have a rough estimate and that is perfectly fine. Not even an FA is going to go to this place, track Chris' steps, and measure every path he walked on, much less measure the change in elevation. We don't need to know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:33, 14 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::::No shits too minor. I'm the one who did the rough estimate to begin with. If someone recognizes the area having been there, fine I'll recalculate it. It seems like a popular destination. No one is suggesting someone go out there and measure it. Distance and elevation are already on the map.[[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 07:15, 15 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::::: First off, let my just say that I don't know why you put used many colons. Secondly, I guess I misunderstood the premise. My bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 08:05, 15 October 2010 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook&diff=140630Sonichu 1 Official Videobook2011-06-08T19:26:44Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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'''''Sonichu 1'' Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads and comments on ''[[Sonichu 1]]''. He started uploading these videos on 11 [[September 2009]].<br />
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*In Episode 4, the genesis of Black Sonichu! I mean, Blachu! I mean, [[Black Sonichu|BLAKE]]!!<br />
*In Episode 5, Black Sonichu [[sex|kidnaps]] Rosechu! And Chris rants about Autism awareness and how <br />
{{quote|ASPERGER'S IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!}}<br />
*In Episode 6, it's POW! BAM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! for [[Metal Sonichu]]!<br />
*In Sub-Episode 2, Chris gets trolled at the mall!<br />
{{quote|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!}}<br />
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==Episode 4==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Videobooks<br />
| name = Episode 4: Darkness, Speed & Lightning!<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|u4eLJQwKjrA}}<br />
| Stardate = 11 September 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Episode = [[Episode_4|4]]<br />
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic]], [[Naitsirhc]], [[Giovanni]], [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Black Sonichu]] and [[Robotnik]]<br />
| previous = [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 1|Sub-Episode 1]]<br />
| next = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Episode 5|Episode 5]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<br />
Welcome back. Here's the next installment of the official comi- of the official audio-video book series. Book Number 1. Once again, all Sonichu material is copyrighted on March 17 2000 by me, Christian Weston Chandler, any names or persons illustrated in the Sonichu comics except for my- of myself that may seemilar- similar to anyone in real life, or fiction, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. In this case, some of it parodic. So anyway, Book Number 1. <br />
<br />
Sonic is standing by Sonichu, and Sonic says, "Is that supposed to be your clone?"<br />
<br />
:"Unfortunately, Sonic, yes!"<br />
<br />
:"Chemical 'X'"?<br />
<br />
:"No, cherry cola! What's wrong with you, this is the- this is not the Powerpuff Girls!"<br />
<br />
====Episode 4: Introducing Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, and Lightning!"====<br />
...with an accidental dose of Cherry Cola!<br />
<br />
Over in, uh- the, uh- hhhh- the hou- in the house of Naitsirhc and his adoptive father Giovanni, Giovanni talks to Naitsirhc, and Giovanni says, "Naitsirhc! Even though you have lost your battle with that hedgehog Sonichu, I am proud that you were able to obtain a sample of hi- of his DNA. I then located the base of Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik, and needless to say after I showed him the photo of that Pokemon, he was astounded! And we shook in agreement of Dr. Robotnik recr- reconstructing the DNA machine that was found on New Island. Soon, we will have a 'Sonichu' of our own, to send out and defeat the original. Naitsirhc, our victory is assured! Or I am not Giovanni, leader of Team Rocket! Heheheheheh!"<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, in the underground lab, the, uh, scientists are putting toge- putting it all together. We've got Sonichu's DNA next to a can of cherry cola. Mmhh. Anyway, we've got the scientist working on it, uh, and then another scientist says, "Hey Bill! Bring me a DNA- bring the DNA sample to the machine!"<br />
<br />
:"Ok! Oops!" <br />
<br />
He hits the sam- he hits- he hits the can of cherry cola, it spills into the uh, DNA. <br />
<br />
:"Uh oh! Oh well!" <br />
<br />
Then he puts the sample in the thing, and then he takes it to the machine, then he puts it ''in'' the machine. Then the machi- then the machine initiates. <br />
<br />
:"Analyzing data. Adding inputed data. Pokemon identified. Beginning cloning sequence."<br />
<br />
[''BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB'']<br />
<br />
:"Hmm... Maybe it's the liquid, but this Sonichu looks [[Niggos|black]] to me!"<br />
<br />
:"[''robot voice''] Attention! Attention! This is an audio record addressed only to the Sonichu in the tank. You are a Sonichu. You obey only Giovanni and his son Naitsirhc."<br />
<br />
:Mmmmm... Sonichu... Naitsirhc...<br />
<br />
:"You are dark, evil and very powerful. When awakened, you will ssseek and fight your original counterpart."<br />
<br />
:Mmmm... Powerful... Counterpart? What information are these fools trying to brainwash into me? Eyeah, I'll do whatever I please! But I'll play along.<br />
<br />
So now everybody's standing around the capsule with the hedgehog in it, and Giovanni says, "Well, Robotnik. Here's the result of our- of your skills and our genius! What is your opinion?"<br />
<br />
:"He reminds me of another creature I released years ago! But I'm sure this 'Sonichu' is much stronger!"<br />
<br />
:"Boss! I'm reading the brainwaves. Of the Pokemon. And they're racing!"<br />
<br />
:"Well then, let's release him!"<br />
<br />
:"I agree! Let's drain the fluid and raise the tube!"<br />
<br />
:"Yessir!"<br />
<br />
:"Eh, I'm not sure, but he looks black to me! Oh well, he'll still shock that hedgehog!"<br />
<br />
[''BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BLUBLUBLUBLUB PSHEWWWWWW'']<br />
<br />
:"Wow, he is black! Well, I'll just call him Black Sonichu."<br />
<br />
:"That's fine with me! But let's just shorten that to Blachu, deal?"<br />
<br />
:"Huh? Uh, ok, yeah, sure, deal. I am Naitsirhc, your master. This is my fa- uh, my father Giovanni. Do not cross him. And that's Dr. Robotnik."<br />
<br />
:"Eh, my pleasure to make your acquaintance, Black Sonichu."<br />
<br />
:"Mine as well! Please accept these rocket boosters as your first birthday present! Hahahaha!"<br />
<br />
And so Black Sonichu gets his rocket boosters, they increase his speed. Anyway, Naitsirhc approaches Blac- Black Sonichu and puts his hand across his shoulder and he says, "Come, Blachu, and we will brief you on your mission, birth and training."<br />
<br />
Then three hours later in a briefing room...<br />
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"Lights on! So Blachu, if you have any questions please ask them now," says Giovanni.<br />
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"Yes sir!" res- replies Black Sonichu. "If I was cloned from Sonichu's DNA, shouldn't that make him my father? And also, why am I black and not yellow?"<br />
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Giovanni replies, "Astounding questions, Blachu! And with all due respect, I would not refer to Sonichu as your father, more as your brother, but do not ever look up to him. And as my scientist Bill reported, he spilled some cherry cola onto your DNA strands. The black and red chemicals must have overridden the brown and yellow pigment. Any other questions?"<br />
<br />
Robonik comes in and he s- and he er- and he says, "Giovanni! I searched on the internet and found data on Sonichu from the Pokemon database!"<br />
<br />
:"Well, let's see it! Hmmm, I'm reading over the papers, hmmm..."<br />
<br />
:"Apparently it was reported to Professor Oak by a trainer named Kelr- [[Kel]]."<br />
<br />
:"Excellent, Robotnik! Now we can compare these statistics with Black Sonichu's, and make him much stronger den- and faster. What's this on the other page?"<br />
<br />
:"Oh! That'd be Rosechu! Also an electric hedgehog Pokemon. I also learned that she is Sonichu's girlfriend."<br />
<br />
:"ALL SO PERFECT! Now we have the plan to lure Sonichu into our trap! After training our Black Sonichu, he will kidnap Rosechu! Haha, good work! Now make a machine to drain Sonichu's bowe- power, Robotnik!"<br />
<br />
:"Yes, sir! Hahahahaha!"<br />
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Training days! [''montage music''] Dun dun dun dun dun dun dahhhh! <br />
<br />
Speed test: Go! [''SHHW!''] Uh oh! Shoot, you got my clothes! And I cut hhh- cut myself with this tree! That swipped over with this high speed... [''Chris giggles''] <br />
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Strength Tench: [''PSHH!''] Breaks the brick wall. Destroy 20 tons. <br />
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Spin-dash test: Result: 200 rotations in a minute. <br />
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Target Practice: [''PSHW-PING! PSHW-PING! PSHW-PING!''] Result: 99.5% accurate. <br />
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And the result of the speed test was 200 kilometers an hour. The scientist comes in later and uh, give- r- reports to Giovanni and Robotnik. <br />
<br />
:"Here the recorts- the reports you requested, sir!"<br />
<br />
"Excellent!" says Giovanni. And in comparison, both of them have equal special attack, special defense, hit points and speed. But Sonic- but Black Sonichu has one attack point stronger over Sonichu, and Sonichu has stronger- has one defense stronger than Black Sonichu. "Well, they seem similar, but Black Sonichu has greater strength."<br />
<br />
:"Yes! It looks like he's ready for the mission."<br />
<br />
:"I agree!"<br />
<br />
[''PSHH!''] Over lowvers- over the loudspeaker, "Attention Black Sonichu, please report to my office immediately, it's time for your mission," says Giovanni.<br />
<br />
Then Black Sonichu thinks to himself, [''sigh''] I guess my training is complete. It's time to en- prepare to encounter my brother Sonichu.<br />
<br />
To be continued in the next video!<br />
<br />
==Episode 5==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Videobooks<br />
| name = Episode 5: Informal Meeting<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vWxJKqADPBM}}<br />
| Stardate = 11 September 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Episode = [[Episode_5|5]]<br />
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic]], [[Naitsirhc]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Black Sonichu]]<br />
| previous = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Episode 4|Episode 4]]<br />
| next = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Episode 6|Episode 6]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<br />
====Episode 5: Sonichu in "The Informal Meeting"====<br />
<br />
Our first page is, uh, basically a layout map of where everything is in relation at this point, until fur- until later notice and updates, where Kel's house is located next to CWCville, and Station Square where Sonic and friends reside, even Pallet Town which is located close to Giovanni's gym base, followed by the [[zapbud]] fields, but we zoom in back to Giovanni's base. <br />
<br />
Naitsirhc Blake are, uh, talking, and he sa- and he t-says t-to Blake, look- looking at that same map, "I've sent my Zapdos to locate Sonichu and Rosechu. They are now located in the zapbud fields. They will have to return to Kel's house, here. Your mission is to intercept them, kidnap Rosechu, and bring her here. Sonichu will come for her, and when he does, we'll have a surprise for him. Hehahehaha!<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, in the zapbud fields, Sonichu and Rosechu are spen- are sharing a tender, loving moment.<br />
<br />
:"Ah, this is nice. The zapbuds, the sky, the clouds, and you, Sonichu!"<br />
<br />
:"Yes! I couldn't enjoy this without you- without you either, Rosey!"<br />
<br />
:"Aww..." [''kissy sounds'']<br />
<br />
As Rosechu kisses Sonichu, then she ki- then he kisses her back and then she says, "You're so sweet! You're s... so sweet..."<br />
<br />
And he says, "I try!"<br />
<br />
[''singing''] Da da da da da da da, her cellphone rings~ Da da da da da da da!<br />
<br />
:"Excuse me! Hello? Oh, Kel? Uh? Okay, we'll be home soon, bye now! Mmm, that was Kel, it's almost dinner time!"<br />
<br />
:"Oh. That's okay, I was feeling hungry anyway. Shall I escort you back to your chateau, my lady?"<br />
<br />
:"Of course mys- of course you may, my sweetbolt!"<br />
<br />
:"As you wish, my heartsweet!"<br />
<br />
[''PSHH!''] So they make their dash. To the house.<br />
<br />
Meanwhile at the intersection between the uh- where, uh- somewhere between Sonic's house and the sh- and, uh, Station Square, he's on his way home but he's thinkin' like you know, he's forget- he's at the moment of confused and forget which way to go, and he's like, oh, wait, no, I'm sorry, he says here, "Hmm, I don't want to go home yeeet; I think I'll go check out what's that way."<br />
<br />
And then so- it's like- and then he's uppa- pretty much on the approach to intercept Sonichu and Rosechu as well, whiles- while Blake awaits in the bush.<br />
<br />
:"Eh, these branches hurt! Well, Sonichu's in my sight. I also see something blue coming as well. What a mess this will make! AHHAHAHAHA. Jeez, this is intense! I need a countdown! Okay, 5,4,3,2, ah, screw it!"<br />
<br />
[''PSHHW!''] He's- he's- he's- right by Sonichu and snags Rosechu offa- off of his arms.<br />
<br />
:"Hehehehe!"<br />
<br />
And she doesn't even know yet, she has her eyes closed to keep the dust out. And Sonic and Sonichu are about- are without- are without realizing it, they crash right int- without seeing each other they crash right into each other [''BOOM PFT PFT PFT!'']<br />
<br />
:"Oww, that hurt!"<br />
<br />
:"Mmmm, telling me! Uh...."<br />
<br />
She made like a cat and kept her, uh, right arm over her eyes so that she made sure to keep the dust out.<br />
<br />
:"Good thing I made like a cat to get that dust out of my eyes... Huh?" [''GASP'']<br />
<br />
She looks up and notices that it's not Sonichu that's her carrier!<br />
<br />
:"YOU'RE NOT MY SWEET BOLT SONICHU!"<br />
<br />
:"No, I'm not! Eheheheheheha!"<br />
<br />
:"Let me go, you creep!"<br />
<br />
:"NO! HEHEHAHAHA! We're off to see my masters, Giovanni and Naitsirhc!"<br />
<br />
:"SONICHU! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, the two hedgehogs are still in a daze over the crash.<br />
<br />
:"You should have watched where you were going!"<br />
<br />
:"Speak for yourself! You could have easily seen a blue blur coming your way!"<br />
<br />
[''together'']"Hey, wait a minute!"<br />
<br />
Oop! And then they have an instant memory of where they seen each other back-a like-a back in- in Episode 1.<br />
<br />
[''together'']"YOU'RE THAT HEDGEHOG!" they both say simultaneously. And then we have this-is dialogue, here.<br />
<br />
:"You're the S- you're Sonic the Hedgehog, aren't you?"<br />
<br />
:"Yeah! So what's your name?"<br />
<br />
:"Sonichu! I was originally a Pikachu until I- until you ran into me with your- with your power!"<br />
<br />
:"Oh yeah, I remember zooming into a poor thing, poor animal! I didn't think it was a Pokemon! I apologize!"<br />
<br />
:"I accept your apology."<br />
<br />
:"I was also powered up with the Seven Chaos Emeralds, their power must have caused your transformation!"<br />
<br />
:"I see. [[Random Access Humor|It's funny how we into- ran into each other like this]]!"<br />
<br />
:"Yeah."<br />
<br />
:"I was on my way home with my hair- heartsweet Rosechu. Where is she? Aw, man!"<br />
<br />
:"She's gone? She's gone missing? Wait, do you see those?"<br />
<br />
And they look down and they notice footprints.<br />
<br />
:"Yeah, footprints! Uhh! Ouch!"<br />
<br />
He puts his finger on one and it's like- it really- it's hot.<br />
<br />
:"Ow! They're on fire! Rosey was kidnapped!"<br />
<br />
:"Well, let's follow them! I'll help you."<br />
<br />
Sonichu, "Thank you! Let's go find Rosechu!"<br />
<br />
:"Yeah!"<br />
<br />
To be continued in the next episode. <br />
<br />
Also this little portion of the page is dedicated to [[autism]] awareness where you can get more information on autism, which is NOT- which is NOTHING LIKE ASPERGER'S. [[Chris and reality|ASPERGER'S IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.]] Anyway- anyway, for information on autism, you go to austim.org. As I- as I am high functionally autistic myself, and ev- and I and myself and all of my Sonichu and Rosechu everybody, we are in full support of autism awareness and finding the cure. And then also the advertisement to the original Sonichu site, the address as it was back then, but at this time it is currently also known as [[CWCipedia]], which the address would be alongside this thing in the text with this video. Anyway, to be continued in the next video.<br />
<br />
==Episode 6==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/Videobooks<br />
| name = Episode 6: Black Metal Combat<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2UwsQuc-Cew}}<br />
| Stardate = 11 September 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Episode = [[Episode_6|6]]<br />
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic]], [[Robotnik]], [[Amy Rose]], [[Metal Sonichu]], [[Naitsirhc]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Black Sonichu]]<br />
| previous = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Episode 5|Episode 5]]<br />
| next = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode 2|Sub-Episode 2]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<br />
The [[Speech Impediment|starling]] conclusion of this three-part episode:<br />
<br />
====Episode 6: Black Meadow Combat.==== <br />
<br />
We're back at [[Giovanni]]'s base, where splack where [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] has sussessfully put [[Rosechu]] in their cell, and now they wait.<br />
<br />
:"A- aa...darn it! These bars are rubber-coated! Oh when Sonichu gets here, he'll give you all a real shock!"<br />
<br />
Hmm. ad then- oland then a little bit a distance away, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]] is talking to [[Doctor Robotnik|Robotnik]].<br />
<br />
:"So Robotnik, let's go over- once more. What'll happen when Sonichu comes to rescue his girlfriend? Heheheh."<br />
<br />
:"All right, Naitsirhc. Hahahahah. Well first, Black Sonichu will issue a challenge with Sonichu. Then during the battle, Blachu will lead Sonichu towards the X on the f- the X on the floor. Then I'll press this button which'll launch down- launch the dome, and trap him in, and then I'll activate the [[Stress|energy drain]], which will reduce Sonichu to a [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|weakling]] in mere seconds. After that, [[Sex#Chris_and_rape|you and your friend can do whatever you want to him]]. Recharge him, mi- mind control, [[Julie|string him along]], heheh. Why should I care? Because [''begin musical number''] IIIIIIIIIIIIII'm Robotnik, Robotnik, I'm a mad genius! Robotnik, Robotnik, I creayse chaos with my machiiiiiiiines! I'm the dorkest evil, and I mean I have a monkey and and a meeeean! I have a monkey in my robot! Wait, the monkey is a robot! I turned the animal into a robot with a process I call Robotization!"<br />
<br />
[''faking mirth for the first time''] Hahahahaha! Oh, com-director commentary! Oh, that is so lame! I idolize Sonic, I hate Eggman! [''continues laughing''], Oh I'm sorry, but that has to be [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|the stupidest drawn thing]] I've drawn in my life! [''laughs more'']<br />
<br />
[''serious business''] Continue on with the story.<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, Sonichu and [[Sonic The Hedgehog|Sonic]] are closing in on Giovanni's base. <br />
<br />
:"Rosey! [[Semen|I'm COMING!]]"<br />
<br />
:"We must be close, I see a building ahead."<br />
<br />
[''PSSS''] And they stop right in front of it.<br />
<br />
:"Sonichu, stop!"<br />
<br />
:"What's up, Sonic"<br />
<br />
:"I'm smell [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|trouble]]."<br />
<br />
He bends down and picks up the thing on the ground. It's a medal with Eggman's face on it.<br />
<br />
:"This da face of my nemesis, Dr. Eggman Robotnik. Hm. You lead on, Sonichu. I'll back you up if there's a trap."<br />
<br />
:"Okay."<br />
<br />
And so they enter. "Naitsirhc! Release Rosey now!" Sonichu a-says, as the-ed-edder enters.<br />
<br />
:"I knew you'd come for me, Sweet-boat."<br />
<br />
Hm. [''pause''] Is that his? And then [''wrong''] Sonichu thinks, "I know Eggman will have a grand trap in store. I'll get Sonichu out if needed. Oh is that his Rosechu? She looks lock-a-light [[Amy Rose|Amy]]. Boy if those two [[Homos|mate]]- if those two girls MEET, that is huh."<br />
<br />
And Naitsirhc says, "Ah, Sonichu. How good it is to see that you- how good it is to see you again. Allow me introduced my father, Giovanni, and our 'sociate Dr. Robotnik."<br />
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:[''together''] "Hello! HAHAHAHA!"<br />
<br />
:"I am pleased to say that we do have your [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] captive in our facilities. But t-to my dismay, it was not I who kidnapped your girlfriend, but allow me to present the true culprit and your clone."<br />
<br />
:"My clone?"<br />
<br />
:"[[Niggos|BLACK]] SONICHU."<br />
<br />
:"Just call me Blachu. AND NOW WE MUST [[Soul Calibur|FIGHT!]]" [''PSSH''] "Mach Punch."<br />
<br />
:"Oh, sneak attack, huh? Here's my counter, Spin Dash! [''PSSH'']<br />
<br />
:"Uhh... Er not bad. Now's time for me to dish it out. Thunderbolt!" [''PFF''] Misses Sonichu. "Heheheheh."<br />
<br />
:"Megaaaa-kick!" Hits Black Sonichu on the head! "Eh-heh! Getting tired Blachu? I'm just getting warned up."<br />
<br />
:"Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HO! He's standing on the X." [''BOOP! PSHH!''] "I wouldn't waste my energy, Sonichu. [''PLINGPINGPING''] "That's tempered glass. You won't be able to shatter it or sonic- or shock it. Heheheh."<br />
<br />
:"Sonichu, no!"<br />
<br />
:"Why you! When I get outta here, I'll..."<br />
<br />
:"And now, I'll press the button that'll sap your strength and energy."<br />
<br />
:"Not if I have a say in it, Robotnik!"<br />
<br />
:"Wha?"<br />
<br />
[''WH-PEW!''] Breaks the remote control. Sonic does.<br />
<br />
:"[[Excel-Saga|NOOOOOO!]] What? You?"<br />
<br />
:"Hehehe. [[Bugs_Bunny#Bugs_Bunny|Ehh, you expecting maybe Bugs Bunny?]] Hehehe. Let Sonichu and Rosechu go, and I may go easy on you, Eggman."<br />
<br />
:"That's Dr. Robotnik to you, Ssonic the Hedgehog! Hah. I had something else planned for that Pokémon's escape. Heh. Now I'll send it against you, pesky hedgehog, haha. Go, my [[Metal_Sonichu|Metal Sonichu]]!"<br />
<br />
[''singing ominously'']<br />
<br />
And then emerges the Metal Sonichu, then Sonichu con-lookt-come-up-com-commentates, "Hey, he dudn't look a thing like me!"<br />
<br />
"Boy, Eggman, Sonic says. "You sure [[Chris_and_art|lack imagination]]. Compared to Metal Sonic."<br />
<br />
:"Metal Sonichu, ATTACK!"<br />
<br />
Shoots thunderboats! [''PSHPSHPSHPSH!''] Sonic dashes and he misses.<br />
<br />
:"Hah! Mmm... Heh." [''PSHH''] "Heh. C'mon, is that the best you got?"<br />
<br />
And then they're chasing each other, Metal Sonichu is chasing Sonic all over the creation. Sonichu's b-and then Sonichu tries to go attack it but then he spin dashes away. And then hen-and-then heads toward the uh dome. Warning Sonichu first to stay out of the way, and he says, "Come and get it. Come and get me. Met-A-Mon."<br />
<br />
Sonichu says Soni-me sangs Sonic. And then Metal Sonichu [''PSHHW!''] crashes right through the dome. And then Sonichu gets out and he sa- and he tells Sonic, "Sonic, spin dash towards me between my hands!"<br />
<br />
He's gathering up an energy ball of lightning between his hands. So Son- so [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Sonic spindashes into between Sonichu's hands as Sonichu holds them like a ball]] and then he initiates a lock-on with the ready, aim, and then he fires a Zap Cannon attack using Sonic as the ball. And then Sonichu dashes towards Rosechu hesaidhesay, "Gotta save Rosey."<br />
<br />
And as Sonic real- and as Sonic'll-uh-go-uh-launches flyings towards Metal Sonichu so- Metal Sonichu realizes he can't do much so he goes to a Defense Curl and then Sonic collides with the Metal Sonichu, goes around the building, flow- goes ri-up to a cliff and he lauches up the ki-lips-it off the cliff like a Spin Dash and he d-he flies up [[Tobacky|TO THE MOON]]!<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, back at the lab...<br />
<br />
:"S-Rosey, stay back!" <br />
<br />
[''ZRPP-PSH''] Cuts the bars.<br />
<br />
:"I'm free! Thank you Sweet-Bolt."<br />
<br />
Yay.<br />
<br />
And then our three main villains here are sh-in shock, and in awe. They're speechless, and then Sonic says, "Well, Eggman, it looks like you are licked again. And shocked too."<br />
<br />
:"Heh. Y'all should've learned never to mess with true l-with [[Sonichu_and_Rosechu's_Luv_Shack|true Poké-love]]. Rosey? Let's bolt."<br />
<br />
:"Oh. Just a moment. Oh, Black Sonichu?"<br />
<br />
And he's in a daze after the battle, he's tired, he's like, "Mmm?"<br />
<br />
And then she says, "THIS IS FOR KIDNAPPING ME!"<br />
<br />
And she just lands the punch around day-or-ponch on his face and knocks a couple of his [[Fangs|teeth]] out. Then meanwhile on the moon, we see an open crater with dats been cr-made. And there are couple a EYES lighting out of it. S-Metal Sonichu may make a comeback later. DUN DUN DUUUUN!<br />
<br />
An' then a couple a days later, at the [[CWCville Shopping Center|CWCville Mall]] at the edge of [[CWCville]], [[Women's rights|Amy and Rosey are shopping]], and they're about to meet each other. They dote have at meet each other yet.<br />
<br />
:"Sonic's gonna really notice me in this new outfit!"<br />
<br />
:"Sonichu will want to snuggle me after watching this DVD. Heh."<br />
<br />
:"One day Sonic and I'll be [[Wedding Comic|married]]!"<br />
<br />
:"Oh it's so cool that [[Homos|he enjoys romantic comedies too]]. Heh."<br />
<br />
And then, [''together''] "Eh? Oh."<br />
<br />
W- an' then they're thinkin', "Wow. That girl looks like me. Cute outfit, though. Heh." And then Rosechu and Amy go into their conversation. <br />
<br />
And Rosey says, "Oh, I love your outfit!"<br />
<br />
:"Oh, thank you, heheh. Heh. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, I'm Amy Rose."<br />
<br />
:"I'm Rosechu, but you may call me Rosey."<br />
<br />
:"You shoppin' for anybody?"<br />
<br />
:"Just pick up a romantic comedy for me and my sweet-bolt Sonichu. [''sing-song''] He loves meeeee~"<br />
<br />
:"Oh, me too! I bought a a new outfit f-to wear for my Sonic. It's so hard for him to etspress his feelings, but I can tell that he ilestly-s-s-has some for me."<br />
<br />
:"Oh my sweet-boat treats me... so right. He knows the right things to say and he toad-ly respects me. We spend a lotta time together."<br />
<br />
:[''gratingly shrill''] "NO WAAAAY! I can't even get Sonic to stand still! You are SO LUCKY!"<br />
<br />
And then yudda-budda-yubba-yubba-yub [''PSSH!''] I come in and I say, "Oh, pardon me. But they going to girl talk for a w-couple hours and I'd like to save time... [[Random-access humor|AND MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING OVER TO GET-CO!]] HAHAHAHA!"<br />
<br />
End of the episode. Stay tuned for da s-nest sub-episode.<br />
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==Sub-Episode 2==<br />
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| name = Sub-Episode 2: The Rise & Fall of My Heart<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4BMLRtFeBzQ}}<br />
| Stardate = 11 September 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Episode = [[Sub-Episode_2|Sub-2]]<br />
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Rosechu]], [[Cartoon CWC]] and [[Fandanna]]<br />
| previous = [[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Episode 5|Episode 6]]<br />
| next = [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode 7|Episode 7]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<br />
Move on to the [[Sub-Episode 2]], I just would like to, uh, state a couple of things of fact from Book Number One. Yeah, the uh, [[Sonichu 0|first episode]] happened around [[Station Square]], and then the beach around [[Kel]]'s house, respectively. And then the all this in the [[Episode 2]] is like the scenario was around Kel's house and the river that flowed from there. And, uh, then back in the- and then back in the- and then in [[Episode 3]] mostly happened arou- it mostly happened in [[CWCville Shopping Center|CWCville Shopping Mall]], all the battle and everything. And uh you know, just like, you know, the rest of the scenario, like you know, but for what happened started off from Kel's house and then ended up over at the CWCville Shopping Center. So let's just update, you know, just try to make it update an [[Audiobooks|audiobook]], anyway. Anyway.<br />
<br />
And also, [[Sub-Episode_1|Sub-Episode 1]] was based over in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] of [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville, Virginia]]. Although I guess that's uh... nah never mind, I said it. I don't care. Let 'em come after me, especially since I'M BEING A BIG BAD IDIOT. I'M THAT [[Niggos|BLACK]] [[Jerkhief|JERKHIEF]] WHO WORKS OVER THERE. DURR DURR DURR.<br />
<br />
Anyway. <br />
<br />
====Sub-Episode 2====<br />
<br />
Starring myself again. <br />
<br />
'''The Rise and Fall of My Heart.'''<br />
<br />
It's based on [[Hanna|real life]], actually happened March 29th, [[2005]]. So I'm waiting [[Attraction Location|in my usual place]] hoping to hope waiting for a girl to approach me. And then I'm thinkin' again. Eh, also like you know my [[Heart level|heart]] was also, uh, shattered like a couple of y-l- shattered like a couple of years back by, uh, Sl-Slawee by uh Sl- quote-unquote [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]]. Anyway. At this point, [[2003|it's been almost a year and eight months now]] since I've started my [[Love quest|Sweetheart Search]]. I'll try attract after eat my, uh, [[Obesity|eight chicken nuggets]] since I had a [[Chris and money|coupon]]. Maybe I'll [[Chris and sex|get lucky]] today! <br />
<br />
And then all of a sudden this girl comes up, she's es-uh-es... "[[Speech Impediment|Escuse]] me, but..."<br />
<br />
:"[[Slow in the minds|Huh]]?"<br />
<br />
:"I heard that you were looking for a sw-[[sweetheart]], right?"<br />
<br />
I said, "Uhhhhh uh yes! I happen to need uh a girlfriend. So uh what's your name?"<br />
<br />
:"My name is [[Hanna|Fandanna]]."<br />
<br />
:"I'm Christian, but you may call me Chris."<br />
<br />
:"So I was wondering if you wanna have a coffee at the uh, shop with me. That's nearby."<br />
<br />
:"Uh. Okay sure." <br />
<br />
Then she walks off and I'm a show like you know oh my god I was eating- I was eating my lunch and then uh, suddenly this happened? Eh, oh, by the way... Eh. So it's like, you know, I'm meetin' her in fifteen minutes it's like [''crescendo''] ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD! YES! YES! MY SWEETHEART SEARCH IS FINALLY OVER! [''singing''] DAAAOOOH THIS IS HEAVEN! Heaven! Oh look there's a little [[Chris and religion|St. Peter.]] Heheheheh. Yay!<br />
<br />
So moments later I'm at the nearby coffee shop, and I'm s-waiting for her to, uh, meet me here and s-like, "Oh this is fantastic! A girl has finally noticed me! And we're about to drink together and talk? OH I'M SO ELATED!"<br />
<br />
Oh and [[Rosechu]] comes in, she's like, "Oh I'm excited too, you know, you finally... did this and it's all going well for you?"<br />
<br />
:"Heh, oh yes Rosechu. I am also glad that all my [[Electric_Hedgehog_Pokémon|hedgehogs]] are cheering me on, too. Hey listen, why don't you go spread [[Da_update|the word]] throughout [[CWCville]]? Hm. She'll be here- she'll be here soon."<br />
<br />
:"Okay pop, I'll check in later. [''BOODOOP-BOOP-BOODOOP-BOOP-BLOONG''] Hm. [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]]? Yeah, this is Rosey. Uh, you are not going to buh-leeeeevethis!" As she walks off talking to her on the phone. <br />
<br />
And then a few minutes later, eh so Fandanna's sitting in front of me, she says like, "So. How are you?" <br />
<br />
:"Oh, I'm okay. Uh, so what are [[trolling|your hobbies]]?"<br />
<br />
:"Oh well I enjoy playing my [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]], and reading Chuck Paladuck."<br />
<br />
:"Oh, I bet that uh you play very great numbers."<br />
<br />
:"Oh I've only practiced a couple of yeeeeears. But I may play for you sometime if you like."<br />
<br />
:"Oh yeah sure. That would be great. [''wrong voice''] Also please tell me abou-oh wait no."<br />
<br />
:"Also please tell me about ye-about your necklace. Is it..."<br />
<br />
:"Oh yes my [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]! This is the place of my electric hedgehog Pokemon. Let me show you my uh [[Scrapbook of Fail|Sonichu book]]."<br />
<br />
...that I had on me that day for real. So I showed her a few pages. So after I left, I gave uh Fandanna uh I look backed at her I gave her a DOUBLE-TAKE FLIRT. Which I learned that uh, recently. And then I call my family and I retire to the spot by the tree in front of the uh [[The_Tale_Of_The_Crazy_Pacer|Sun-Par]]. I started thinking in mind about steps for future dates and checked with my S-[[Nintendo]] DS game [[Sprung|"Sprung"]] for uh more tips. <br />
<br />
And uh, now we look in on Rosechu passing by the uh coffee shop talkin' to [[Wild Sonichu]] on her tele- on her cell phone. He say, "Oh yeah, Wild, her name is Fandanna. Yeah. You'd fall for her too if you were human. Oh, hang on, I hear some gossip." So she overhears. As I.<br />
<br />
:[''employees''] "Fandanna, do I hear [[Wedding_Comic|wedding]] bells? Or, do you think he's dreamy?"<br />
<br />
:"Oh, well, I'll tell ya I never meant anything. I was [[Mass_debating|yankin' his chain]]. It was my boss's idea. Heh!"<br />
<br />
:[''gasp!''] "Oh my god, wow. Wow, d-I have to call you back," Rosechu says. "Oh poor Chris. I have to tell him. He'll be [[Virgin with rage|upset]]. But s-it's the right thing to do."<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, I'm playing "Sprung" and sounds like you know I'm reading along he's like, [''pensively''] "So do angels have names... hmm... that sounds about right." Rosechu approaches me.<br />
<br />
:"Uhhhhh, Chris?" <br />
<br />
:"Yes. Rosey, what's up?" <br />
<br />
Looking very concerned and deep in thought, she says, "I'm sorry, but I have sumpin very important to tell you. I overheard Fandanna talking to her fellow employees? She said that she was playing you for a [[Naive|SAP]]. She's not really intrist into you."<br />
<br />
:[''gasp!''] "I'M IN SHOCK. NO, IT CANNOT BE TRUE."<br />
<br />
:"I'm afraid it is."<br />
<br />
[''ERRRG EGRRRRGRGRGRGR!''] Well, fine I'll go ask her myself. Rosechu, please watch my things and keep my spot warm."<br />
<br />
My usual spot I wait at, that is, at the mall. <br />
<br />
So then a moment later I catch her attention and I say, "Fandanna?"<br />
<br />
:"Uhhhh yeah?"<br />
<br />
:"Listen. I just heard from a friend that you were yanking my- that you were pranking me and yanking my chain. [''Dramatic''] Please...say it isn't so!"<br />
<br />
:"Oh, I'm afraid it is. It's true. My friends wanted me to play around with you I thought it would be [[Random-access humor|funny]]."<br />
<br />
:"OH COME ON! YOU DIDN'T FIND ME A BIT INTERESTING? Didn't you care a bit about me? Didn't our mini-date mean anything to you? Didn't you want to see to- see me most often?"<br />
<br />
:"[[Truth|No]]".<br />
<br />
[''PSH! gasp!''] My heart's been shattered again! [[Excel Saga|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]] <br />
<br />
[''decrescendo... then crescendo''] I'm cryin' wuh- tear we're falling tears it hurts so much it hurts so gawd dang much. But, uh, earlier during that mini-date, which [[List of Chris's lies|I'm not even counting that as a date]]- I never I'm not counting that as a date. I've never counted it as a date after it ended. <br />
<br />
Anyway, I had her e-mail address, so I sent her an e-mail reply saying:<br />
<br />
:Fandanna? I just wanted to say that I appreciate you being the first to approach and say anything to me. I get very [[Stress|nervous]] and I was hoping for that to happen. Also, I preeshu you taking the time to chat with me at the shop, and I was very elated an' at-cited an' [[CWC-isms|butterfly-heartful]] for the positive events. [''scolding''] But it was not very nice of you to have led me on like that! Just to pull a prank on me! I was terribly HURT! Before you stepped in my world, my heart was previously shattered due to previous events and it was 20 percent repaired. After you came in, my heart had a miraculous speedy recovery to a hundred percent! Then after I had learned from you that it was a lie my heart was shattered back ta 15 PERCENT! There is a lesson to learn to this. NEVER MAKE A JOKE OR PRANK AT THE EXPENSE OF ANOTHER PURSE'S FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS![''politely''] Still, after cooling off, I also want to say that I thought that you, Fandanna, looked very [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl|pretty]], [[China|I enjoyed your charming wit and personality]], and I thought you had some nice and lovely girl. If you should ever change your mind on how you feel about me, you may look me up. But please tell me two things in your reply. [[Tobacky|You don't smoke do you]]? That st- that stuff really turns me off. And, you don't [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|already have a boyfriend]] do you?<br />
<br />
:Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler. <br />
<br />
:P.S. You may take this as a clue, but KEEP IN MIND that I DAAAAYD graduate from [[Manchester High School|high school]] with [[honor roll]], I did make good grades at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. You may wanna look up- you may wanna look it up in the search." <br />
<br />
I forget what I h-had written there. I just crunch-crossed it out. Hmm. Anyway. Stay tuned for the [[Sonichu 2|next book]]! Have a good day.<br />
<br />
{{Videobooks}}<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2009| 2009-09-11]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=June_2011&diff=140585June 20112011-06-07T02:49:35Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>'''June 2011''' has begun without incident.<br />
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==Events==<br />
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6 June: Chris changes his [[PSN|PSN]] comment to "I no Socialize Online" <br />
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==References==<br />
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{{Timeline}}<br />
[[Category:Chronology]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:Chrischantraced4.jpg&diff=140436File talk:Chrischantraced4.jpg2011-06-01T20:28:43Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>There was Transformers porn?? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:02, 11 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Short answer: Rule 34. Long answer: [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Kiss_Players_%28franchise%29 Yes.] [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 16:15, 11 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
There was a female Decepticon? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 13:28, 1 June 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2189&diff=140393100 21892011-05-31T02:32:54Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>'''100_2189''' (officially '''100_2189.MOV''') is a video uploaded on 31 [[May 2010]]. [[Chris]] addresses his fanbase to inform them that although he has abandoned the [[CWCipedia]], he still [[Chris and copyright|maintains the rights]] to Sonichu, and that the Sonichu comics currently appearing there are not "[[Honest Content|official]]." He tells the trolls that they will have to work to draw him back onto the internet, even though it only took four days for him to return after his previous [[100 2188|rant]] about sticking with the real world. This time, however, he managed to stay off for a massive total of six!<br />
<br />
Chris appears to be suffering from a head cold or allergies. His voice sounds even weirder than usual and he pauses a number of times to sniffle and wipe his nose.<br />
<br />
This video was recorded in his kitchen, as evidenced by the year-round Christmas tree and other haphazardly piled garbage visible in the background.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = 100_2189.MOV<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KsVDBmlg_aY}}<br />
| stardate = 31 [[May 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|[[CWCipedia]]}}, {{Rumours|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = [[Crass and Champ|Crab T-Shirt]]<br />
| Location = [[Chris's kitchen|La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]<br />
| previous = [[100 2188]]<br />
| next = [[6 June 2010]]<br />
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{{quote|You're not gonna get me to go back online so easily!}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[''"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgKzYiIwlM Colbie Caillat - Fallin' for You]" plays in the background'']<br />
<br />
[[Captain's Log]], May 31, 2010. [''Chris dramatically removes his glasses.'']<br />
<br />
I make, I am making this video to state a point. Firstly, I do not disown [[Sonichu]], or any of the rights. So therefore the current use of it on what was the [[CWCipedia]] by [[Alec Benson Leary]] <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and Health#Hygiene|''rubs nose in armpit'']]<nowiki>]</nowiki> and [[Vivian Gee]] is not official. I still maintain all rights to Sonichu. They do not. And the misunderstanding of the Sonichu rights being transferred to the CWCipedia is false! It's just, I gave the CWCipedia... [''scratches the back of his neck''] permission to display my work. I allowed that. But now that I have given up the CWCipedia, since I took, since [[100 2188#Description|I relinquished the CWCipedia]], I took back all Sonichu rights with that. So therefore, I'm still the main owner of Sonichu. [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|I have the copyright papers]]. So there!<br />
<br />
[''Chris puts his glasses back on.'']<br />
<br />
And trolls, you're not gonna get...<br />
<br />
[''Chris dramatically removes his glasses again.'']<br />
<br />
...you're not gonna get me to go back online so easily! You scared me off of the internet. So there! You can go find somebody else online to pick on. [''sniffles''] [[Lie|You think I'm gonna come back? No]]. You'll have to wait, you have a loooooong wait before you hear from me [[6 June 2010|again]]. Or ever being able to lure me back. So there! [''rubs nose in armpit again''] You can quit pestering my [[Chris and Reality|friends]], as well, to try to convince me to go back, because... [[Bob|They're]] [[Barbara|for]] [[Rocky|me]] of staying off of the internet. So... there. Have a good day.<br />
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==CWCipedia's rebuttal==<br />
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<div>Any backstory on this? [[User:Pikanic2|Pikanic2]] 21:25, 30 October 2009 (CET)<br />
*<big>[[Song of Christian|AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME]]</big> --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 13:38, 7 November 2009 (CET)<br />
Is this on his fridge?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:52, 3 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Is that the Feedback logo? I guess what I'm asking is, when did he make this? --[[User:OrsonZedd|OrsonZedd]] 19:02, 22 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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This must be his best piece of art ever.--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 19:23, 30 May 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Update_12_August_2009&diff=140344CWC Update 12 August 20092011-05-30T05:20:26Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Familylife.jpg|thumb|"WHAT. THE. FUCK?"]]<br />
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"'''CWC Update 12 August 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 08122009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] expresses his disgust about the recent wave of [[:Category:Guro|fanart]] sent to him. In his defense, Chris compares himself to the likes of [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. <br />
<br />
Because Chris is a [[slow in the mind|moron]], he incorrectly listed the month as April. The video was, in fact, uploaded in August. This error has been recurring, with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|previous video]] from the same month having the same date mistake.<br />
<br />
Given the fact that Chris spends most of his life secluded in his [[Chris's room|bedroom]], it's reasonable to suspect he would lose track of what ''month'' it is.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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{{Tardrage}}<br />
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| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG]] Fanart<br />
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br />
| previous = [[LOOK_at_the_truth!| LOOK at the truth!]]<br />
| next = [[CWC_Update_13_August_2009| CWC Update 13 August 2009]]<br />
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{{quote|That's illegal everywhere and it is ''so'' wrong.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[[Captain's Log]], Stardate April [sic] 12th, [[2009]]. <br />
<br />
Let's, uh, sort out one little topic of interest. If you're going to send me fanart [''takes off glasses''], please keep it clean. No [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|gross X-triple-X-rated sexual content]]. Eh, and also definitely worst of: do not send me anything of [[Pedofork|child sex]]. [''in a high pitch''] What the hell is wrong with you people? That's illegal everywhere and it is ''so'' wrong. I mean, I am like a family man; even though I'm not married, [[List of Chris's Lies| I have the mind like a family man]]. I mean, look at Homer Simpson. He's a family man. Do you think he does that with his children? Christ, are you stupid? Or look at Peter Griffin from ''[[Family Guy]]''. Do you think he's having, even Meg? [''grunts annoyedly''] Or even back in the day, [[I Love Lucy|Lucy Ball, Desi Arnez Jr.]], or even, huh, Dick Van Dyke, uh, Mary Tyler Moore, and Rich Junior? Anyways, point is: it's wrong. It grosses me out; it grosses everybody out, so just STOP IT! [''again in a high pitch''] [[Chris and hypocrisy|What the hell is wrong with you people?]] It makes me think that there is something wrong with this dang world, with such [[Chris|stupid, idiotic bastards]] like you drawing such things, creating them in their heads and then—WHAT. THE. '''FUCK'''! No more; keep it clean; keep it decent! I said, "like [[Masturbating and squirtin'|kisses]]." You know, like kissing scenes... and not X-rated, or even worse that I just talked about. What the hell is wrong with you people? Don't draw such [[shecameforcwc.jpg|grotesque pieces of work]] that's I cannot even feel comfortable by calling them... art. Cause they are ''not''! They are trash; [[4-cent_garbage.com|4-cent garbage]]! No more of that shit. <br />
<br />
Have a good day. Peace.<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-12]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Dragon_Ball&diff=140306Dragon Ball2011-05-29T02:50:17Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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'''''Dragon Ball Z''''' is an [[anime]] that consists of a bunch of Aryan monkeys on steroids who pass the time by "training" and talking about how they'll be fighting 30 episodes later. The show is known for having [[Autism|high-speed, flashy, colorful battles and coreographed attacks]], so it's not hard to imagine why Chris would like it.<br />
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==Chris and the series==<br />
[[Chris]]'s "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]!" and "Shin-ye-ha-me-ha!" are a blatant ripoff of the "Ka-me-ha-me-ha," an attack used mostly by the protagonist, [[Wikipedia:Son Goku (Dragon Ball)|Son Goku]] (as well as by other characters).<br />
<br />
Chris also stole the ''Dragon Ball'' plot device from the series, where anybody that gathers all seven Dragon Balls is granted one wish. Chris, of course, ingeniously changed the name to "[[Sonichu Balls]]," assuming people wouldn't be able to tell the difference.<br />
<br />
Chris stated that his favourite character is Videl.<ref>[http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mumble_8]</ref><br />
<br />
On 16 [[September 2010]], in a [[cosplay]] [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|video]] addressed to [[Jackie]], Chris appeared <s>[[niggo|in black face]]</s> as the ''Dragon Ball'' character Mr. Popo, an immortal genie who tends the grounds of Kami's Lookout.<ref>[http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Popo]</ref><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
Image:SchuComic1.jpg|Curse-ye-ha-me-ha!<br />
Image:SchuComic3Page32.jpg|The autistic trio!<br />
Image:SchuSubE3P7.jpg|ORIGINAL ATTACK, DO NOT STEAL!<br />
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|Wordplay. Always funny.<br />
File:Niggocwc.jpg|Chris as Mr. Popo<br />
File:homogaydbz.png|Chris' favourite Dragon Ball Z character<br />
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==References==<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball Z|''Dragon Ball Z'']] at [[Wikipedia]]<br />
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[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]<br />
[[Category:Television shows]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Dragon_Ball&diff=140304Dragon Ball2011-05-29T02:44:27Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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'''''Dragon Ball Z''''' is an [[anime]] that consists of a bunch of Aryan monkeys on steroids who pass the time by "training" and talking about how they'll be fighting 30 episodes later. The show is known for having [[Autism|high-speed, flashy, colorful battles and coreographed attacks]], so it's not hard to imagine why Chris would like it.<br />
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==Chris and the series==<br />
[[Chris]]'s "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]!" and "Shin-ye-ha-me-ha!" are a blatant ripoff of the "Ka-me-ha-me-ha," an attack used mostly by the protagonist, [[Wikipedia:Son Goku (Dragon Ball)|Son Goku]] (as well as by other characters).<br />
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Chris also stole the ''Dragon Ball'' plot device from the series, where anybody that gathers all seven Dragon Balls is granted one wish. Chris, of course, ingeniously changed the name to "[[Sonichu Balls]]," assuming people wouldn't be able to tell the difference.<br />
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Chris stated that his favourite character is Videl.<ref>[http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mumble_8]</ref><br />
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On 16 [[September 2010]], in a [[cosplay]] [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|video]] addressed to [[Jackie]], Chris appeared <s>[[niggo|in black face]]</s> as the ''Dragon Ball'' character Mr. Popo, an immortal genie who tends the grounds of Kami's Lookout.<ref>[http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Popo]</ref><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
Image:SchuComic1.jpg|Curse-ye-ha-me-ha!<br />
Image:SchuComic3Page32.jpg|The autistic trio!<br />
Image:SchuSubE3P7.jpg|ORIGINAL ATTACK, DO NOT STEAL!<br />
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|Wordplay. Always funny.<br />
File:Niggocwc.jpg|Chris as Mr. Popo<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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==External links==<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball Z|''Dragon Ball Z'']] at [[Wikipedia]]<br />
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[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]<br />
[[Category:Television shows]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Dragon_Ball&diff=140303Dragon Ball2011-05-29T02:41:27Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div><center>{{#ev:youtube|34BkRuc4w90}}</center><br />
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'''''Dragon Ball Z''''' is an [[anime]] that consists of a bunch of Aryan monkeys on steroids who pass the time by "training" and talking about how they'll be fighting 30 episodes later. The show is known for having [[Autism|high-speed, flashy, colorful battles and coreographed attacks]], so it's not hard to imagine why Chris would like it.<br />
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==Chris and the series==<br />
[[Chris]]'s "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]!" and "Shin-ye-ha-me-ha!" are a blatant ripoff of the "Ka-me-ha-me-ha," an attack used mostly by the protagonist, [[Wikipedia:Son Goku (Dragon Ball)|Son Goku]] (as well as by other characters).<br />
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Chris also stole the ''Dragon Ball'' plot device from the series, where anybody that gathers all seven Dragon Balls is granted one wish. Chris, of course, ingeniously changed the name to "[[Sonichu Balls]]," assuming people wouldn't be able to tell the difference.<br />
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Chris said that his favourite character is Videl.<br />
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On 16 [[September 2010]], in a [[cosplay]] [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|video]] addressed to [[Jackie]], Chris appeared <s>[[niggo|in black face]]</s> as the ''Dragon Ball'' character Mr. Popo, an immortal genie who tends the grounds of Kami's Lookout.<ref>[http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Popo]</ref><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
Image:SchuComic1.jpg|Curse-ye-ha-me-ha!<br />
Image:SchuComic3Page32.jpg|The autistic trio!<br />
Image:SchuSubE3P7.jpg|ORIGINAL ATTACK, DO NOT STEAL!<br />
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|Wordplay. Always funny.<br />
File:Niggocwc.jpg|Chris as Mr. Popo<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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==External links==<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball Z|''Dragon Ball Z'']] at [[Wikipedia]]<br />
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[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]<br />
[[Category:Television shows]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_and_Rosechu%27s_Luv_Shack&diff=139941Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack2011-05-23T04:44:13Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>{{Honest}}<br />
{{quote| YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER NEW TERRITORY THAT MAY OPEN NEW CREATIVE DOORS WITHIN YOUR MIND.<br />
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ARE YOU 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER?<br />
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[[Image:Red yes button.JPG]]<br />[[Image:Red no button.JPG]]<br />
| Age check for Sonichu and Rosechu's Love Shack}}<br />
[[Image:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|thumb|right||Chris's Rule 34 goes back to the origins of Sonichu and Rosechu, where he drew crude <s>sexy</s> images of Rosechu.]]<br />
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'''Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack''' is the Rule 34 section of [[Chris]]'s [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]] founded on 12 February [[2009]]. While many would think this is simply a ham-fisted attempt to continue his [[Mass debating|"protest"]] against [[ED]], he's actually just trying to get us to open [[Women's Rights |"NEW CREATIVE DOORS"]] [[Chris and art|artistically]] and [[Chris and religion|spiritually]]. Who knew [[Chris and Art|horribly drawn]] [[china]]s colored in with magic markers could be so illuminating? <br />
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Several people noticed, before the site's sudden death, a "For [[Gal-pal|Girls]]" section, essentially either requesting or alleging solo or homoerotic [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]] artwork. <br />
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The artwork he did manage to post was mostly stuff he's already uploaded to [[ED]] as well as some new stuff from the pairings from [[Sonichu 9]]. While Chris has been drawing [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|erotic fantasy artwork]], chances are the love shack is gone for good, despite numerous [[Mailbag|fan requests]] for its return. Creating a page [[Chris and his ego|not intimately related to him]] would cause too much [[stress]].<br />
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==Development==<br />
In a post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum from early January 2009, Chris posted:<br />
<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF"><br />
If you all will recall, I had mentioned the idea of creating a one-time magazine of pictures of the Rosechus (minus Zapina, since she's underage) being sexy in underwear or naked, as a protest of mine against the ED jerks who drew dicks on my female characters and women in general; the heinous, slanderous act still infuriates me. But I withold my rage. A Sonichu Girl asked me when I was going to draw the comic of the Rosechus stripping in protest, so I felt I should put it to a popular vote.<br />
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Would you all like to see the multiple pages of the Rosechus being sexy in underwear or naked in the protest against those jerks in the Playboy parodied magazine, or do you all feel I would be crossing a line doing so?<br />
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If the popular vote is good, I will draw up the magazine either before or after drawing and coloring my #9 Comic Book, depending on how I feel. I'll make my decision based on the popular responses after a week to a month's time.<br />
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Thank you all again for understanding my true meaning behind the stripping protest. :)<br />
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Love and Peace.</div><br />
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All the TRUE and LOYAL [[trolls|Sonichu gal fans]] supported Chris's idea and alongside support from "fans" in [[Mumble]], Chris made the site. The Luv Shack went online on 12 February, becoming part of [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] (the third domain that hosted Chris's Sonichu site, which he had acquired and set up earlier that month).<br />
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Chris kept the sub-site very up to date, adding "adult" versions of his comics all the way up to [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu issue #9]]. For a time, the Luv Shack was updated almost as often as the Sonichu comics themselves, although Chris left out some well-known material from the collection (such as the [[Giant Penis Comic]]).<br />
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When Chris relaunched his site in April as CWCville.com, he broke several links to the Luv Shack, but the gallery was still available via the old domain name. After the site was repeatedly hacked in May, however, Chris eventually gave up and allowed it to lie fallow. At present, [[CWCipedia]] doesn't have any section like the Luv Shack, and hosts somewhat less explicit versions of comics like [[Sonichu 8]].<br />
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As of 26 [[April 2010]] Chris has claimed on his [[CWC Blog#26 April 2010|blog]] that he would never allow adult images on [[CWCipedia|his website]], and that the rule 34 he has created was "leaked". Since Chris has horrifying porn available himself, and at one point had an entire page dedicated to [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], this is a lie on both counts.<br />
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==Images from the Luv Shack (or: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here)==<br />
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Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|Even though [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|this]] destroyed his relationship with Megan, he uploaded it to his new website, saying that he needed "sexy pictures for a sexy website."<br />
Image:HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG|According to Chris, this is "romance." In a children's comic. Rosechu looks like she's crying.<br />
Image:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|What Chris originally imagined as comic characters suitable for all ages, in the middle of their hardcore Hanky Panky. You know, for kids!<br />
Image:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|Chris's original text: "FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!! " Chris is correct about women's vaginas crying at the sight of him.<br />
Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|...why, Chris, why?<br />
Image:Rosechu pegging Sonichu.jpg|(Former) loyal [[gal pal]] [[Sarah May]] forced Chris to create a drawing of a female character with a [[pickle]] fucking a male character in order to get his website back. Chris thought he would be [[fail|clever]] if he did so with Rosechu, but made it look like she was wearing a strap-on. (This picture is included in the actual luv shack, the caption says she is, in fact,wearing a strap on)<br />
Image:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|But since Sarah May isn't a dumbass, she made him fix it and he gave in.<br />
Image:Silvana34.jpg|Likewise, she forced him to draw one of his female characters with a pickle. Chris thought he'd be clever to do an image of [[Silvana]], who already has a pickle, and who is black so you can't really tell to begin with.<br />
Image:IvyBondage.jpg|Apparently, Ivy is mad about Chris cheating with [[Vanessa Hudgens]].<br />
Image:Punchylaylalove.jpg|[[Punchy]] rearry roves to wear radies rengerie.<br />
Image:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!<br />
Image:SchuComic8P102.jpg|From Chris' all-too-informative [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Biology CWCipedia "Biology" page].<br />
Image:SchuComic8P103.jpg|Why, yes, Chris has given the reproductive systems of his fictional characters great amounts of thought.<br />
Image:SchuComic8P104.jpg|Clearly Chris paid attention in his biology classes<br />
Image:SchuComic8P105.jpg| Sex: Learn about it at the library, on the internet!<br />
Image:SchuComic9Page1-B.jpg| If that wasn't educational enough for you, here's a detailed hand-drawn comic featuring what fictional characters having sex looks like, from [[Sonichu 9]].<br />
Image:SchuComic9Page1-G.jpg|The view from Sonichu's penis cam.<br />
Image:SchuComic9Page1-H .jpg|Sonichu knows ALL the positions.<br />
Image:SchuComic9Page5-A.jpg|[[Audiobooks|Look at that face goddamn!]]<br />
Image:RosechuNude2.jpg|Hey, while you're here, you might be interested to know that most of this is [[Chris and tracing|traced]]<br />
Image:RosechuNude3.jpg|He even signs his own Rule 34.<br />
Image:RosechuNude4.jpg|Chris claims he's against bestiality...<br />
Image:RosechuNude5.jpg|Chris is a expert at leg proportions.<br />
Image:RosechuNude6.jpg|Sonichu and Rosechu are all-animal.<br />
Image:RosechuNude7.jpg|Suddenly, bangs!<br />
Image:RosechuNude8.jpg|Rosechu pees pink.<br />
Image:SchuComic9Page19-A.jpg|Strangely enough, Chris has quite a lot in common with Snapesnogger.<br />
Image:SchuComic9Page19-B.jpg|Chris shows us the images he used to trace the Rosechu nudes.<br />
Image:SchuComic9Page19-D.jpg|And now you know what cartoons Chris faps to.<br />
Image:SchuComic9Page32-E.jpg|Later, Rosechu shows us what [[Women's rights]] looks like.<br />
Image:SchuComic9Page32-F.jpg|Chris has made a detailed study of [[Muscle bra|bras]] to draw this.<br />
Image:SchuComic9Page32-G.jpg|I AM EXPLODING VAGINA, HEAR ME ROAR!<br />
Image:SchuComic9Page61.jpg| A final scene wherein [[Blake]] is paralyzed by [[Silvana]]'s poison secretions, while she is disused as [[Chaotic Combo#Bubbles|Bubbles]]<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and sex]]<br />
*[[Women's rights]]<br />
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]<br />
*[[ShecameforCWC.jpg]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
*<strike>[http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/sonichuandrosechuluvshack/index.html Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]</strike> bahleeted<br />
*<strike>[http://www.cwcville.com/sonichuandrosechuluvshack/index.html NEW and TRUE Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]... Which goes to the old, dead one. [http://www.cwcville.com/sonichuandrosechuluvshack/xxx/index.html Here's] where it's supposed to send you.</strike> Nope!<br />
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/CWCXXXart.html Archive (WARNING: Not suitable for people with a heart level under 80%)]<br />
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[[Category:Chris's websites]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Larrykoopa13&diff=139800User talk:Larrykoopa132011-05-17T22:15:26Z<p>TheIronFjord: Created page with "Ludwig von Koopa was better --~~~~"</p>
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<div>Ludwig von Koopa was better --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 15:15, 17 May 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC&diff=139797I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC2011-05-17T22:09:19Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>"'''I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC'''" (officially "'''I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts'''") is a video uploaded on 26 [[2009#July|July 2009]] by [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], in which he redefines the word [[Homos|gay]], showcases his artwork to demonstrate his authenticity and finishes with a vicious attack on the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].<br />
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==Summary==<br />
[[Image:I Am The TRUE, Original.jpg|thumb|240px|Ian shows off his [[Scrapbook of Fail]].]]<br />
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The video opens with Ian standing in his room, wearing his [[Chris and fashion#Wardrobe|red shirt with blue and gray stripes]], [[Pedo-Glasses]], [[Medallions of Fail#Mark 3|Sonichu medallion]] and his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Ian announces he is "here to dispel a big, fat thing". He then explains that the [[It's UGH!|two videos]] of him singing along to "Ok2bgay" by Tomboy were the result of blackmail, and that he felt quite nauseous about the whole thing. Ian tells us he was (mis)informed that "Ok2bgay" was "a mockery", and so his performance was in a similar vein—in fact, it was comparable to comedy legends ''[[Monty Python]]''.<br />
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From this, he somehow reasons that, since he was mocking being gay as stupid, his true message was it's okay to be stupid. He then feels obliged to assert his own heterosexuality by screaming "I AM STRAIGHT!", although the rhetorical question of whether Ian looks gay is met with hesitation before a shake of the head. Confusing the word "accusation" with another similar word, he also demands the cessation of "acquisition messages". We are also reminded that any dissing of Ian [[Do Not Dis C Ville|is also a diss of CWCville and Charlottesville]]. This is all achieved with multiple jump cuts, dramatic removal of and discarding of his glasses, wild gesticulation and [[YouTube]] video annotations. Speaking of which, this video is unique with regards to the sheer number of annotations Chris incorporates into it - Chris's videos usually don't have any annotations, even when he is raging. It is possible that the additional effort of writing annotations for videos causes Chris too much [[stress]], leading him to more or less abandon them after attempting to use them in this video.<br />
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Ian then defends himself from accusations of being an impostor by going through the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and displaying (allegedly) original art from the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] while providing commentary.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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<center><br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC<br />
| image = {{#ev:youtube|XxWDwHvksOM}}<br />
| imagewidth = 250<br />
| Stardate = 29 July 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br />
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] Rage at the start then mellowing out when he talks about sonichu<br />
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]<br />
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalredshirt.png]] Horizontal red shirt<br />
| previous = [[CWC "Boyfriend"]]<br />
| next = [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]<br />
}} </center><br />
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{{quote|...and I did an awesome fuckin' job.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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====Dispelling a big, fat thing (0:00 to 1:43)====<br />
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Hi! [''points and waves finger''] Christian Weston Chandler here! And I am here to dispel a [[Chris|big, fat thing]].<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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[[It's UGH!|The... urkay to be gay sign, nnhg...]].<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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When I first read the lyrics I was being [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmailed]] into doing this.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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I felt queasy [''dramatically removes glasses''] from the first time I looked at the very first line [''dramatically discards glasses''] of that damn, dirty song. But then, later, a friend made me realize—uh, a friend told me that ''it was originally done as a mockery''! ''A mockery'' by the damn Tomboy. ''A mockery''! So I went with that... and did my own spin-off of [''arms outstretched''] ''Monty Python's Flying Circus''! {{YoutubeAnnotation|[[Random Access Humor|Really Stupid Flying Donkey]]}} So therefore when I was saying ''it's okay to be gaaay'' I was saying it's okay to be STUPID! Stupid! That's one reason why I put that message in front of the video. {{YoutubeAnnotation|Webster's Dictionary: -Gay (Adj.) 1) STUPID!!!<ref>Webster's primary [http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gay definition] of gay is "happily excited[;]merry"</ref>}} Y'know, the word is stupid! The word is STUPID!<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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[[Image:ChrisAnnotations.jpg|thumb|This is why [[YouTube]] made annotations: so Ian can communicate the need for "liberated vag".]]<br />
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The whole premise was stupid and that's what I went with. Stupid! I am straight! [''annotations: ''<span style="background-color:#dddddd">I AM [[Homos|STRAIGHT]]!!!!!!!!!</span>, <span style="background-color:#dddddd">I LOVE [[Ivy|NATURAL WOMAN BREASTS]]!!!!!</span>, <span style="background-color:#dddddd">GIVE ME LIBERATED [[China|VAG]]!!!!!</span> and <span style="background-color:#dddddd">MY [[Duck|DUCK]] HUNGERS FOR [[China|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!</span>] Would I even be doing this if I—<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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And look at me. Do I look like [''shakes head in disagreement'']—'''no more of those stupid acquisition messages!'''<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Get it through your '''fucking'''... '''individual'''... '''damn'''... '''dirty'''... '''''SKULLS'''''! '''I'''... '''am'''... '''STRAIGHT!'''<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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[[Do Not Dis C Ville|Do not diss me any more!]] Or you will further diss [[CWCville]] and the city of [[Charlottesville]]!<br />
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====A history (1:44 to 4:11)====<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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[[Image:issuezero.jpg|thumb|right|60px]]<br />
But anyway, to prove another point that I am indeed the real Christian Weston Chandler. And that I am not that damn fucking [[CChanSonichuCWC|imposter in brown]]! I am going to show you a history, [''produces a black folder with the cover picture from [[Sonichu 0]] on the cover, shakes his head like a smug, retarded tortoise, and raises the pitch of his voice considerably''] of close-ups. A close-up history. Let's have a look in here, shall we?<br />
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[''jump cut to a close up of the Sonichu 0 cover'']<br />
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Ah yes, the infamous [''totally misunderstanding the meaning of the prefix -in''] classic hand-drawn cover of the ''Number 0'' book. You can never, ever copy the hand-drawn styles. No matter how hard you try.<br />
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[''jump cut to Ian's face poking out of the right side of the frame'']<br />
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My art [[Autism|speaks for me]]. Now let's look at some more.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Here's a one page I'm sure you remember.<br />
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[[Image:SchuComicPage6.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a close-up of Sonichu defeating the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]]'']<br />
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqYkCJaBAyA Bad, bad Leeroy Brown.]<br />
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[[Image:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a close-up of Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] kissing under some fireworks'']<br />
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Mine and the first romantic attempt,[regurgitating something his mother must have told him] and I did an awesome fuckin' job.<br />
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[[Image:Sonichu_Adventure_for_Gamecube.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a close-up of the cover of ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]]<br />
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Here's another one.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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And that corner tag came from an original "only for GameCube" title that was originally... a GameCube title but then later it expanded to other consoles. [''pulls picture down and pokes his head in from right''] Damn [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]].<br />
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[[Image:issueone.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to the cover of ''Sonichu 1]<br />
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"Chemical X?"<br />
"No, cherry cola."<br />
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[[Image:SchuComic2Page21.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to an ad for some retarded Pokémon cards'']<br />
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A favorite classic ad.<br />
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[[Image:SchuComic2Page23.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a page from ''Sonichu 1]<br />
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Oh yeah, here comes a laugh:<br />
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"I'm Robotnik, Robotnik, du-du-du-du-du, Robotnik, Robotnik, du-du-du-du-du-duuuu~"<br />
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[''laughing like a deranged lunatic at a joke not humorous to anyone but him''] "Hahahahaha!"<br />
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[[Image:SchuComic2Page35.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a scene from another page from ''Sonichu 1]<br />
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What's the difference between [[Amy Rose|Amy]] and Rosechu? Long tail. Rosechu has spikes. Amy has a red headband, Rosey has white. Her default outfit has stripes. Amy's does not. Blue and fire-engine red are their favorite colors. She prefers a different shade of red, Amy does. Now while they are going getting about, we'd like to save time and money with Get-co.<br />
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[[Image:AxeAd.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to the [[Axe]] ad'']<br />
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Only for the [[Homos|straight]] man. Axe. He use the Orizon—Orion scent.<br />
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"May I orbit your belt, sweetheart?"<br />
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"Yeah I'll let you orbit my belt... as long as you want until midnight! Hahaha, yeah! Jackpot!" [''OH HO! Funny, Chris. Ba-zing!'']<br />
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====A history (4:11 to 6:01)====<br />
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[[Image:SchuComic3Page23.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to [[Sonichu 2#Episode 8: Christian Chandler in "Chaos & Serenity"|a scene]] from the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] arc of ''[[Sonichu 2]]]<br />
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Anuh—And now something completely different. An ''Inuyasha'' parody... very good.<br />
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[[Image:Issue3.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a closeup of the [[Chaotic Combo]] on the cover of [[Sonichu 3]]'']<br />
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[''sings''] Hey, hey. The gang's all here. What the heck do we care? What the heck do we care?<br />
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[[Image:SchuComic4Pages5%2B7.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to two overlapping pages of ''Sonichu 3'': the introductions of [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]]'']<br />
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Here you are, two famous ladies.<br />
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[[Image:SchuComic4Page8.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a close-up of [[G.D.W. Shinabe]]'']<br />
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[''sings'']I'm Nabeshin. My afro suits me; it's so easy to clean just wash it wash, Poemy was not the girl who ripped his tail, it was [[Mypoe]] you dang, old dorks.<br />
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[[Image:SchuSubE4P11.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a scene from [[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|"McAttack"]] featuring a replica of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] made of [[pixelblocks|Lego bricks and Pixelblocks]'']]<br />
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[''high-pitched, squeaky voice'']Oh, look! I made it from Legos and Pixelblocks. And, believe it or not, [[Pixelated PS3|I play "Thunderhorse"]]! ''[[Guitar Hero]]''!<br />
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[[Image:issue4.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to the cover of ''[[Sonichu 4]]]<br />
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I went. I fought. I eventually conquered with courage.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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[[Cwc dare|Heaven only knows what you might find. DARE. Dare to keep all your dreams alive!]]<br />
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[[Image:Crystal.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a picture of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from ''[[Sub-Episode 7]]]<br />
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The twin sister I wish I had in real-life.<br />
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[[Image:SchuSubE7P10.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to another scene from ''Sub-Episode 7]<br />
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Holy Vector Sigma, [[Optimus Prime]]!<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Where's Bumblebee when I need him?<br />
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[[Image:Chris_blood.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a scene from ''[[Sub-Episode 8]]]<br />
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Damn you, Bagget.<br />
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[[Image:Jack's_Knight_as_William_Spicer.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a picture of Jack's Knight from the first page of ''[[Sonichu 5]]]<br />
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Special summoned guest star: Jack's Knight. [[Random Access Humor|Where is the queen and king? Matter of fact, was there an ace in the hole?]]<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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[''gay voice''] [[China|The hole of the ''queeeeen''?]]<br />
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[[Image:Sonichu05-P14.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a scene where Chris-chan Sonichu plays ''Yu-Gi-Oh!]<br />
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CWCspells, activate! Pshoo!<br />
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[[Image:Sonichu05-P15.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to the page opposite'']<br />
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''Annnnnnnnd'' CREATURE SWAP! <br />
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[[Image:Sonichu05-P18.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a picture of [[Megan|Sailor Megtune]] and her Megagi La Skunk'']<br />
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In the name of all hearts in the universe—<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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—we shall punish you!<br />
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[[Image:Sonichu05-P20.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a scene where Megagi La Skunk punches Chris-chan Sonichu in the head'']<br />
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[''makes a punch noise'']<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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That hurt.<br />
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[[Image:Sonichu05-P30.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to a picture of Mary Lee Walsh'']<br />
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Damn you, dirty witch. Damn you!<br />
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[[Image:Sonichu05-P37.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to the first page of ''Episode 13'': a group picture containing Chris-chan, Sonichu, Rosechu, and the Chaotic Combo'']<br />
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Welcome to CWCville. Let's get this party started.<br />
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[[Image:Sonichu05-P38.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to the following page'']<br />
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Evil witch, I will avenge all hearts you have shattered (including myself), which you have done in October [[2003]].<br />
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[[Image:Sonichu05-P41.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]<br />
[''jump cut to another page with Megan and Megagi'']<br />
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[''sings''] Uuuhduhnuhnuhnuhnuhduhduhnuhnuhnuhduhnuh ala Tuxedo Kamen! Duhduhduhnuhnuh<br />
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====A history (6:02 to 9:34)====<br />
[''jump cut to cover of ''Sonichu 6]<br />
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[[Patti]], I miss you. [[Chris and Death|Come home]]. We'll go play catch. And dear [[Kitty Chandler|Kitty]] misses you, too... very much so. I love you.<br />
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[''jump cut to image of Allison Amber from ''Sonichu 6]<br />
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Miss [[Allison Amber]] has been appointed vice-mayor upon her hiring. And she took the position of mayor during my absence within the [[time void|alternate dimension]]. [[Billy Mays]] was never the mayor; he was my bodyguard and body-double. Shave off his [[Rollin' and Trollin'|beard]], we look alike. Although, I constantly mistake him for Richard Karn. [''sings''] ''Home Improvement''! ''Home Improvement''! Starring Tim Allen. [Note: Home Improvement had an instrumental theme song, and even then it sounded nothing like Chris's howling]<br />
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[''jump cut to previously unseen drawing of Billy Mays'']<br />
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Come on back, Billy Mays, and enjoy our dogwood festivals in Charlottesville!<br />
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[''jump cut to image of [[Bionic]] from ''Sonichu 6]<br />
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[[Bionic|Sonic had a twin brother? And he's a basketball all-star?]] [''sings'']<br />
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:You're a shooting star,<br />
:No matter where you are,<br />
:As far as the eye can see,<br />
:No matter who you be.<br />
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Only so many witnesses in Manchester high school have actually witnessed the creation and birth and Sonichu and Rosechu. [[Chris and his ego|Nobody else]] could ever had the experience those individuals have.<br />
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[''jump cut to image of [[Megan]] and Chris from [[Sonichu 7]]'']<br />
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Wow, he recovered quick... kind of a Goku get'em attitude. [[fail|Too bad I was never just that too all into him. Megan... WHY?!]]<br />
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[''jump cut to Chris'']<br />
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...And for that matter, [[The Game Place|Michael Snyder]], WHY?! [''annotation: ''<span style="background-color:#dddddd">Why did you Hate My Guts, Michael Snyder; I had my Voluenteer Job with the Pokemon TCG League. What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!! You have my Number.</span>]<br />
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[''jump cut to Ghostbusters "skitch" from ''Sonichu 7]<br />
[''Peter Griffin laugh''] Before time travel back, I got to visit the Ghostbusters' house. [''more Peter Griffin laugh'']<br />
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[''jump cut to image of [[Kellie Andes]] from ''Sonichu 7]<br />
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Kellie, [[lie|I hope you are happy in your married life.]]<br />
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[''jump cut to image of [[Joseph Herring]] from ''Sonichu 7]<br />
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Hey, Joe, whaddya know? Haven't heard from ya in a long time. How've you been? Hope you found yourself your female sweetheart. Too bad what's-her-name didn't fit the bill so well. She was a damn, dirty bitch. A picky one, too, whatever her name was.<br />
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[''jump cut to ''Beavis and Butt-head'' ripoff from ''Sonichu 7]<br />
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[''Beavis voice''] Check it out, Butt-head. Somebody left their locker open.<br />
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[''terrible Butt-head impression''] Let's close it for them. BAAAM! Who wants to make love today? [''high-pitched girl voice''] Oh, we do! We do teacher! Alright. April, Lorry, Susan... ''Simoooooone''....<br />
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[''jump cut to image of Sonichu and Rosechu embracing from ''Sonichu 7]<br />
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I love you, Rosey. I love you, too, Sonee. Oh, by the way, you didn't think Sonichu and I were just living together the whole time? We got [''annotation: ''<span style="background-color:#dddddd">March 17, 2006. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!</span>] married March 17th, 2006 at [[Angelica]]'s church. We kept our marriage outside of the comic pages, as well as our children, which we have three of. Two [[Rosey]]s and a [[Sonee]]. As to just not parently—permanen—prematurally miss the family-life during the early days of being online. We are staying offline for a while, bitches!<br />
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[''jump cut to drawing of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'']<br />
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[''[[Chris and music|sings]]''] Everybody's trying to break my spirit, keeping me down... but the fire in my heart keeps growing! Growing!<br />
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[''jump cut to cover of [[Sonichu 8]]'' ]<br />
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Alright, spring break! Next summer, we get [[Chris's Big Night Out|drunk]]. Woo!<br />
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[''jump cut to image of Sonichu and Rosechu in front of an American flag from ''Sonichu 8]<br />
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We, the electric hedgehogs and everybody in the city of CWCville as a [[C-ville]] within the state of Virginia, stand firm and strong as proud citizens of these United States that everybody have [[Twin Falling Towers|fought so hard for the freedom of.]]<br />
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[''jump cut to image of Rosechu from ''Sonichu 8]<br />
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WE HAVE VAGINAS, DUMBASSES!<br />
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[''jump cut to "Knothole" ad from ''Sonichu 8]<br />
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[[Parody|KNOTHOLE FROM BLAMMO! DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNDUN-DUNDUN!]]<br />
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[''jump cut to image of Blake and Bubbles from ''Sonichu 8]<br />
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Oh, yeah, they got married recently on July 4th, 2009 [''annotation: ''<span style="background-color:#dddddd">July 4, 2009! A bit of Black Bubblie Goodness TONIGHT! :D</span>]. Happy Independence Day, you lovebirds! [''cackles''] [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|TONIGHT]]!<br />
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[''jump cut to "Greta Squall" joke from ''Sonichu 8]<br />
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...leaving hundreds injured. For [[Excel Saga|ricto FQX]], I'm Greta Squall Magironi. Keep it real and rockin' hard at SPRING BREAK! WOO!<br />
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[''jump cut to cover of ''Sonichu 9]<br />
Workin' on it! [''annotation: ''<span style="background-color:#dddddd">Workin' On It</span>]<br />
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====One final tidbit (9:34 - 9:55)====<br />
And now for one final tidbit a spit of retribution against Howard the fiend {{YoutubeAnnotation|What The Hells Were You Thinkin' With That Damn, Dirty Pickle Suit, Brine-Headed Nerd?}} from the cult of [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle-suited fiends]]. Divine retribution for that day you stole [[Emily]], [''gives the finger''] you damn watchman. <br />
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[''jump cut to picture of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Howard and a hedgehog'']<br />
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[''sings''] What the hells were you thinking with that damn pickle suit?<br />
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==Sauces and notes==<br />
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<div>Just noticed the "You are special" balloon.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:26, 30 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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He actually looks pretty young for a 20 year old at the time. Oh lawd.<br />
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-He also has an X-Box controller. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 19:38, 15 May 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Voicemail_greeting&diff=139197Talk:Voicemail greeting2011-05-05T17:27:33Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>If we can, I'd like to document all of Chris's voicemail messages from past and present. There should be recordings of it given all the people who try to prank Chris on YouTube. I encourage anyone who has recording of Chris's voice mail message to leave them here and post them on YouTube. Hell, I'll see if Abuelita can host them. In any case, i think people have a point that this should be document, so let's make it so.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:44, 1 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Rap remix ==<br />
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Video of the now?<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW8FwqlDFzU<br />
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:Why would it be, and why are you putting this here? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:38, 13 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:That wasn't "me", but it's pretty much what I would have said anyway. For reference, "This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a video, which is normally related to recent Chris activity - or in quieter times - amusing fan-created content. Suggestions for new videos of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Video of the now|this template's talk page]]." [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 17:20, 13 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== New message ==<br />
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Looks like Chris has got a new message, let's get it documented.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:57, 18 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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:Here it is and it's pretty lackluster.<br />
:http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 -- [[User:StarryNight|StarryNight]] 15:06, 19 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Thank you, I realize it's lackluster but it still needs to be documented. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:11, 19 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Damn!==<br />
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Someone already beat me to writing his newest message. Oh well.--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:27, 5 May 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:TG18.jpg&diff=139149File talk:TG18.jpg2011-05-04T16:43:06Z<p>TheIronFjord: Created page with "He's not really gay, because you can see the Sailor Moon poster and Optimus Prime."</p>
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<div>He's not really gay, because you can see the Sailor Moon poster and Optimus Prime.</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:CWCki_is&diff=139083CWCki:CWCki is2011-05-03T22:38:43Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>[[CWCki]] is a lot of things. While not a comprehensive list, it's a basic overview of what CWCki is and what it is not.<br />
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==CWCki is about Chris==<br />
As obvious as it sounds, this is ultimately an encyclopedia about [[Christian Weston Chandler]], not so much the trolls who troll him. People mentioned on this site are mostly mentioned because they are directly connected to Chris in some ways (see [[Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#A_note_on_notability|here]] and [[Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Don.27t_be_a_namefag|here]] for some details) and that they have an expansive influences over Chris's life.<br />
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In other words, we are not so much concerned about Matthew Devoria himself, only in regards to [[Father Call|this phone call]] in which he talks about Chris. Likewise, we are not so much concerned about Leonard Bearstein as we are about [[Christopher's name change|his role in Chris changing his name]].<br />
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==CWCki is not always right==<br />
Just because CWCki says it, doesn't mean it's right. Any wiki is not guaranteed to be correct 100% of the time and because we don't have over 9000 editors to constantly edit CWCki every given second like Wikipedia, it'll sometimes take a while for bad information to be corrected.<br />
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CWCki is typically right on things but just because CWCki says it doesn't mean it's to be taken as the literal word of [[GodJesus|God]].<br />
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On a similar topic, 99 out of 100 times something is not on CWCki doesn't mean there's some grand conspiracy about why it's not on there (unless it's [[The Wallflower]], about whom we have an anonymity policy). Sometimes, people haven't gotten around to adding e-mails, transcribing stuff, making articles for aspects, etc. If something needs to be done, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].<br />
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==CWCki is not a forum==<br />
There's plenty of places to discuss Chris - [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]], [[Krapple|/cwc/]], and [[Sonichu (IRC)|#sonichu]]. But CWCki is mostly about ''documenting'' Chris. <br />
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The article talk page should serve as a place to talk about how to improve the articles, not so much the content. Discussion about the content to clear up a misunderstanding that may influence the accuracy of the article is fine, but using the talk page to talk about how Chris is an idiot, how you've got an awesome trolling plan, that you think you've figured out why Chris is really messed up, etc. is strongly discouraged. Frequent offenders '''will be banned.'''<br />
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==CWCki is not [[ED]]==<br />
We're not about "lulz" (at least, for the most part). The Chris-chan ED article was what spawned CWCki but that doesn't mean we're intended to be some extended ED article. CWCki is intended to be a useful resource in documenting Chris. We're not about spouting memes. There's nothing wrong with describing a vast amount of something as being "over 9000" or describing that video where Chris sings "Never Gonna Give You Up" as a Rickroll or pointing out that in [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit]], the ending involves a rabbit doing a barrel roll. But please, don't feel compelled to add memes all over the place in order to be "funny." It's not. <br />
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Likewise, let Chris's fail speak for itself. If you have to go to great lengths to mock Chris, you're doing it wrong. Don't insert commentary into quotes; people can determine how fucked up Chris is himself without being told to. <br />
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CWCki serves mostly to explain Chris, not so much to mock him. Some semblance of [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]] is the aim. If Chris says something outrageous, it should be cited where he said it. Unsubstantiated claims on Chris's nature doesn't fly on CWCki. People can draw their own conclusions about Chris without being shoved in his face. Likewise, as outlined in the POV policy, don't try too hard. If Chris is lying, then he is a liar. He is not necessarily a "worthless, piece of shit who doesn't deserve to live" based on the fact he lied. <br />
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In other words, CWCki mocks Chris by documenting him and showing how fucked up he is that it serves to mock him. CWCki takes facts about Chris and presents them with relevant explanatory content or commentary to decipher what the hell is going on such that the reader will be able to draw their own conclusion about Chris. ED will frequently jump to conclusions which may not necessarily reflect the absolute truth.<br />
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==CWCki is not Wikipedia==<br />
In many ways, we strive to be more like Wikipedia than ED, in trying to be a reliable source for Chris and to do so in a critical yet somewhat fair manner.<br />
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However, we're not Wikipedia. CWCki does not have an army of admins and moderators to check article quality on a constant basis and the format, content, and size allows for more leniency than Wikipedia. At the end of the day, you're dealing with a fairly critical wiki devoted to the life and times of an autistic manchild whom the Internet mocks and its primary demographic are Internet trolls who find mocking Chris to be amusing. <br />
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Don't take CWCki so seriously. If you think an article is poor quality, by all means edit it but do not expect every single article to reflect the same sort of quality seen on Wikipedia.<br />
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[[Category:CWCki]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=George_W._Bush&diff=139076George W. Bush2011-05-03T20:37:13Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>[[File:GeorgeWBushConfused.jpg|thumb|right| The former President's reaction to this article]]<br />
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{{quote|There's an old saying in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... You can't get fooled again.|George W. Bush}}<br />
{{quote|HE UPLOADED the pics I SENT to him onto the ED page. It was NOT MY FAULT, because he FOOLED ME ONCE, Shame on HIM.|Christian W. Chandler<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2008#September]]</ref>}}<br />
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'''George W. Bush''' was the 43rd President of the [[United States]]. He also appears to be [[JERKS#The_list_of_males_Chris_doesn.27t_hate|one of the few men on Earth Chris respects.]] Though Bush was President at the time Chris wrote that list, it is unclear if Chris means that he likes Bush personally, or just whoever happens to hold of the office at any given time. <br />
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==Role in the PVCC Crisis of [[2004]]== <br />
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{{quote|I got SUSPENDED FROM [[PVCC]] by the Board, and I have that Meddling XXXXX to thank for this as well. I am [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|SUPER ANGRY]]! >8( My [[Bob Chandler|Dad]] is [[gay|blood-thirsty]] for [[comeuppance|revenge]] as well. He’s going to write to US PRESIDENT, George W. Bush Jr., and Laura Bush, to [[fail|help]] me get allowed back to PVCC. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|WE ALL CURSE DEATH]] upon that XXXXX, [[Mary Lee Walsh]]!|Christian's blog, September 16, 2004}}<br />
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Surprisingly, President Bush did not intervene on behalf of the Chandlers. The ramifications of this inaction are sure to be debated by Presidential historians for centuries to come.<br />
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==Appearance in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]==<br />
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Despite Bush's refusal to help the Chandlers in 2004, Chris would honor him in [[2008]] by featuring him in the final issue of ''Sonichu'' produced before he left office. In it, Bush is seen tipping over a ladder being used by his eventual successor [[Barack Obama]] as he attempts to paint the White House black. Later in a Mumble chat, Chris stated that he believed that it was not a joke, but a legitimate theory that Obama might actually do such a thing.{{cite}}<br />
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==Superfluous use of "Jr."==<br />
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Like many other [[English]] mistakes he has made, Chris consistently calls him George W. Bush Jr. The Jr. is not needed, because the lone middle initial distinguishes him from his father [[Wikipedia:George H.W. Bush|George H.W. Bush]]. This may just be a cultural thing, however, as Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] also calls him George Bush Jr.<ref>[http://www.colesmithey.com/reviews/2010/03/green-zone.html]</ref><br />
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==ED edit==<br />
In an ED edit, Chris invoked President Bush in order to fight the slanderous [[trolls]] at [[ED]].<br />
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{{quote|Dahlings, by order of of President George Bush Junior, there shall be no naughty, grotesque posts of this dahling US citizen.<br />
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Any new posts, or deletion of this official message shall be found punishable to the fullest extent of American Law.<br />
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From the Secreterial Desk of the White House,<br />
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The President, George Bush |Chris, pretending to be George Bush<ref>http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997405266&oldid=1997404425</ref>}}<br />
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Obviously, this had [[Fail|the complete opposite effect of what he had intended.]]<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Barack Obama]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]<br />
*[[Bob Chandler]]<br />
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{{Not_Jerks}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Bush, George W.}}<br />
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[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=S-Chu_Ball&diff=139074S-Chu Ball2011-05-03T20:16:25Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>[[Image:227-SchuBall.jpg|thumb|An S-Chu Ball]]<br />
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An '''S-Chu Ball''' is a special type of Poké Ball used for the capture and storage of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric- or Hedgehog-type Pokémon]]. They receive very little mention in canon, as few of the Sonichus and Rosechus are ever stored in Balls. An S-Chu Ball appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and Chris claimed that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] can be stored in them in the plot for his ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode: ''"Then I break out my two S-Chu Balls, toss them and release Sonichu and Rosechu; more greetings."''<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22</ref> He also mentioned them in a phone call with [[Alec Benson Leary]].<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1]]</ref> He also claims to have drawn an S-Chu Ball on the back of the [[Sonichu Medallion]] - this is probably what the blue blob to the right of his signature is.<ref> http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation</ref><br />
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As the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] act more like humans than [[Pokémon]], it's not surprising that S-Chu Balls don't feature in ''Sonichu''. Oddly, [[Blazebob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]] were kept in ordinary Poké Balls.<br />
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The S-Chu Balls are often confused with the [[Sonichu Balls]], which hold some relevance to the plot and have a completely different function and are colored differently (S-Chu Balls are yellow and light blue, Sonichu Balls have a solid color).<br />
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File:0658-ANIME513.JPG|Chris holding an [[S-Chu Ball]] while dressed as his [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|comic counterpart]].<br />
File:226-SchuBall2.jpg|[[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh TCG]] card<br />
File:Chrisangel02.png|On the medallion<br />
File:Schub.jpg|[[Lego]] S-Chu Ball in Chris' Lego [[CWCville]]<br />
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<div>In case anyone's wondering, the images are called "TG#" because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
* '''MY EYES!''' CAN NOT UNSEE! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
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Is there ANY backstory to this?!? What I don't understand is that he 1) went into PUBLIC wearing this stuff (there's a picture of him at his mall) and 2) It looks like he shaved his underarms in one or two pictures...WHY?! Dear God why?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:26, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
* Pretty sure he always shaved his underarms. I don't know why I know that. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 19:38, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I guess you don't understand hygiene, 4Macie. That's besides esthetics. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:02, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:The article could use some clarification as to what the hell is going on here. There's gotta be some sort of story behind this. What's the deal? This is some of Chris's weirdest antics yet. Just when you think the lulcow ran dry... [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 19:42, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
: Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: They're real. Trust me. If they were clip ons, there would be more of an indent. I'm also pretty sure that clip ons are bigger. The ones I had as a kid certainly were, and I was pretty into those things. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 20:08, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
::: That would make sense...I bet the ring/hoop ones are fake though, there's no hole for them in other pictures (unless he got them later). And why are they so oddly placed?? They aren't on the lobe like they should be...unless they've changed where they put them now (I got mine when I was 7). Or...could he have done them himself??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::: They are real. Also, I'm not aware of any way to have a stud clip-on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 20:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
: You think he pierced his ears to get us to leave him alone? [[User:PeachyKeen|PeachyKeen]] 20:20, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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This is probably a long shot, however I really think he did this for a girl. Most likely a girl who liked to dress up as a guy and wanted Chris to do the same. Or it's a really, really good troll. Either way, whoever made him do this is really good at what they do, because these pictures are FUCKING DISGUSTING. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 20:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
: [[:File:TG3.jpg|"...when the government fears the people, there is liberty"]]. I'm sure this new heartsweet has her Guy Fawkes mask ready. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 02:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
* Let me tell you something, and like I said, this really isn't really the place to say it. But nonetheless, whenever I try to rationalize what Chris does, I usually get disappointed because the simple fact of the matter is - Chris is just fucked up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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The saddest thing about all this is that this didn't even suprise me in the slightest, I wasn't even mildly shocked to see Chris in drag, or even with a sock on his flacid manhood. --[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 21:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
: many are saying it isn't a sock...it's a g-string. You can't see the strings holding it up because of his gut roll over but when he does the picture of his butt, you can see the black thong part in the crack.....if you REALLY want to look that is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Goddaemnd monkey-assed hell. Well, what do we do with this page? Start describing shit? In fuckin' ''detail''?! It could stand as is, like the CWCki's own personal 'shock page'...--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:00, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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INFO, somebody has it. Where are the pictures from? Did he upload them somewhere? Or is it old stuff made public by trolls? --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:It's all recent and Clyde got it by hacking Chris' PSN. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 22:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
::Excellent, this, coupled with the PSN being down, is probably the best chance we'll get at him returning. --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
::PSN has been offline for a week all because of these photos, spread the word [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 22:15, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::In the meantime, someone try to find an appropreate picture of King Hippo from the Captain N cartoon; he also crossdresses, and he's also a fat, useless, discolored retard.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:17, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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In some of these, he looks uncannily like a fat version of Buffalo Bill. [[User:Vulture-chan|Vulture-chan]] 22:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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I was about to ask if the PSN take down made him go further down the crazy hole o_o [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Chris has been at this a while, and you can tell because growing out hair takes a while. The PSN going down was coincidence. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 00:49, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
I also love the claims that he is "straight". Yeah, Chris is as "straight" as a circle >_> [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:34, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
: Circle? Try "ampersand." --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:25, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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here's something everybody should think about: chris is wearing his mom's clothes. i mean surely he didn't pay for any of this shit when there are MOUNTAINS of free clothes blocking up whole rooms of his house. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 00:36, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Already wore his mum's underwear that one time. Wouldn't be a new thing for him. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 01:19, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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I wonder if Bob has caught this yet. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 05:08, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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*Guys, please, remember - this page is [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|not a forum]]. Srsly, I told you fuckers that that ModNation Racer character wasn't Crystal.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Anyone with some solid info about this? Do this is a new saga? Who asked him to dress that way? Do we got any metadata linked to the picture so we can have time/date info? This is the best update for months and we got so little info on it. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:00, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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*This is pure speculation, but do you think it's Mic, the one girl he talked about in the Autism Tutorial?--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 07:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Tomgirl_Pictures&diff=138676Talk:Tomgirl Pictures2011-04-29T03:05:58Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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* '''MY EYES!''' CAN NOT UNSEE! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
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Is there ANY backstory to this?!? What I don't understand is that he 1) went into PUBLIC wearing this stuff (there's a picture of him at his mall) and 2) It looks like he shaved his underarms in one or two pictures...WHY?! Dear God why?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:26, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
* Pretty sure he always shaved his underarms. I don't know why I know that. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 19:38, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:The article could use some clarification as to what the hell is going on here. There's gotta be some sort of story behind this. What's the deal? This is some of Chris's weirdest antics yet. Just when you think the lulcow ran dry... [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 19:42, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
: Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sonichu&diff=138622User talk:Sonichu2011-04-28T17:55:08Z<p>TheIronFjord: Created page with "You're silly!--~~~~"</p>
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<div>Quick question, why is Megatron under the list of males Chris doesn't hate? Everyone knows Megatron was gay for Starscream. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 22:05, 20 April 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Bob_Chandler&diff=138430Talk:Bob Chandler2011-04-21T04:36:52Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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*<strike>Picture of Bob</strike><br />
**Bob looks like fucking Jigsaw. Scary. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:34, 7 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Chris's relationship with Bob, in Chris's own words<br />
*add some background to Bob's history. He goes on about himself in the date audio, and he's a pretty interesting guy, like he saw the first plastic Coke bottles shipped off from the assembly line, and he was in the Signal Corps and all sorts of other interesting stuff. We need some of that in here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:06, 26 March 2009 (CET)<br />
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*...the audio of Chris's date with [[Emily]]. As seen available on the [[The Miscreants]] website. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:31, 17 April 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Should I mention he just got sent to the hospital in the health section with congestive heart failure? [[Shawths|Shawths]]<br />
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Seriously, this article is terrific now. I'm surprised how far it's come. Good work to all those involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:11, 11 June 2009 (CEST)<br />
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: Still need more on video games and raising Chris. The section on Chris should be the biggest in this article. Will wait for others to finish transcribing because I can't make out Bob's quiet voice in church & Emily. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:24, 11 June 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Bob's birthday ==<br />
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Why did everyone think it was Feb. 9th instead of Sept. 4? Does Chris not know when his father's birthday is? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 04:41, 27 June 2009 (CEST)<br />
*No, it's just hard to tell from the Family Tree poster since it's in microscopic print. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 27 June 2009 (CEST)<br />
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According to some of the recordings via Yahoo Messenger, didn't Bob worked at a radio station at one time? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 21:01, 5 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Hi, first time editor, long time lurker. I called CWC's house today, hoping to talk to him, but I got Bob instead. Those other people exaggerated about Bob's bravado in their callfail video, Bob isn't much of an opponent if you don't let him get a word in, he just seems to stammer a lot. Of note, he recognized my Texas area code (432) and said he was from Texas, and that he knew some KKK people who he said he would send over to my house if I didn't stop calling. Unfortunately it's lost to time because I can't record from my cellphone and maintain a decent quality. I called him in the morning, when he woke up I honestly thought it was Chris. Anyways, I suck at this shit, I'm gonna just lurk and wtach from now on. I don't have what it takes to be a troll. Thanks for the interesting page, and sorry I don't have any audio to give you guys. [[User:ColossalFail|ColossalFail]] 19:35, 28 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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My friend sent me this video earlier today. It has to do with someone prank calling Bob to get more info out of him involving his current life. Is there anything in it we could possibly use for this article? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:41, 20 February 2010 (EST)<br />
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*Is stuff like this now subject to the new CWCki privacy laws? Or are we good with all that?-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:54, 15 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Congestive heart failure==<br />
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Damn. We all knew this was coming eventually, but still.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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: We haven't confirmed it was actually Chris yet--I'm personally at 60-40 Chris, the writing style seems off(the Random Capitalization is unusual) but his posting pattern makes sense. Chris only seems to use Twitter when the CWCipedia has dicks on it and I doubt that he's checked recently.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*The Twitter is his, he's written in the [[CWC Blog]] about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:** I don't see it on the CWCipedia updates.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:***It would explain his lack of presence for the last few days.<br />
: Huh, I don't see that tweet on [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu his Twitter account]. Did he delete it, or am I just missing it somehow? --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:55, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:* No, it's there. It starts with "Captain's Log Stardate March 1st"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:13, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:** Oh, now I see it. Thanks! *[[slow-in-the-mind]]* --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
I don't want to live in a Cwcville without Bob. If he dies, I'll kill myself.<br />
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I'm going to kill myself if Bob Chandler dies<br />
I'm going to kill myself if he makes me cry<br />
I'll slit my wrists or I'll cut my throat<br />
but I'll kill myself, I'll kill myself, by bleeding on his doorstep.''<br />
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:My grandma died due to congestive heart failure. It isn't a pretty sight. -PeaceCeapPea<br />
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:I just heard the news. Dammit, Bob is awesome, I'm praying he doesn't kick it! PLEASE DON'T DIE, BOB! :'( [[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:57, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Just to be clear, CHF doesn't necessarily mean heart attack/failure/imminent death. What it means is that the heart is weakened and is having trouble pumping enough blood to the rest of the body. A lot of overweight and older people develop CHF and don't kick off immediately because of it, and it is treatable. So Bob may live to chop down more internets yet. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 07:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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He spent 2 tweets discussing how his dad has a serious health issue, then six talking about himself and Sonichu. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*I know, right? What the fuck? That's pretty low. I know Chris has [[Mumble 1|implied]] that he doesn't love Bob, but I'd expect more than that. People always joke about Bob dying, but I wouldn't like that at all. He is the only sliver of awesome left in Chris's life. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 11:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*The thing is, people think that without Bob, we'd get more interesting results from Chris. Bob kept Chris from going to Redmond. Bob is more or less the reason why Chris won't travel anywhere for a troll. Anyways, I think the concern is that Bob has a long history of heart problems already and given his age, he's taken quite a beating and it wouldn't be unreasonable to suspect that this might do him in. Not that I pray for the death of Bob, mind you, only that this is the rationale of people focusing on Bob's death and why people aren't exactly optimistic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*I wouldn't expected anything else from him. What about "I am putting ''Sonichu'' on hold because my father is at the hospital"? That wouldn't have been a novelty. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think we should all do something nice for Lumberjack. Make his life a little easier. We should call in and wish him good health. How much better will he feel knowing that he is more loved than his internet famous son? He'd perk up right away. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:18, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:* He appreciated [[4 September 2009|Vivian's card]], that's probably a good idea. A picnic hamper perhaps? Some kind of gift package with food and/or nice shit. Chris won't go to that trouble; someone should.- [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 16:33, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*If someone sets up a paypal, I'd chip in 10 bucks. He's the internet lumberjack, after all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:34, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*I agree, that would be cool. [[User:Lynxr|<font color="black">–</font><font color="#941EAA">Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.</font><font color="black">–</font>]] 19:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I plan on sending flowers by myself in the next few days. Some kind of "Get Well" bouquet. The man deserves it. He went through a lot and, even if he could had done better with Chris, he deserves a break. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I've started a /cwc/ thread on this here: http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/24043.html - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 18:54, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I really hope Bob pulls through for Chris's sake. I really hate Chris but I know what it's like to lose one's father, and that's not something I'd wish upon anybody else. --[[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 16:44, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Yeah, seriously. I hope Bob gets well soon.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 19:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
** Same here. Out of the Chandlers, Bob is easily the most likeable.....which isn't exactly that difficult seeing the rest of the Chandlers, but still.. --[[User:Torvalr|Torvalr]] 19:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Hey, all the colossal dicks are gone from the Cwcipedia. A mark of respect? --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Sadly, it looks like it. Chris do not deserve any respect. CWCipedia should be a ground for Cock-Parades 24/7/365 [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Dude, his dad could be fucking ''dying''. I think it's a nice gesture - that's why I mentioned it.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 22:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
***I never saw Chris acting with compassion towards someone before, I don't see why we should indulge in Moral-Faggotery because of Bob's issues. As much as I respect the Old Man, He's not the jerk we all love to hate. This is why I strongly believe that the ads must be put back in place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:25, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Chris's 'stress' probably gets passed onto Bob. When Bob is in stable condition, there's no way Chris will be able to put his needs ahead of his own. He'll be getting all cunty about the trolling that he's receiving and not helping Bob's situaition at all. I say lay off and go with [[User:Edward|Edward's]] idea. Well wishes and get well soon ads for Bob. So what if Chris gets smug. Smug Chris is positive happy Chris, it's the closest he gets to that emotion. We can put up with that while his dad's in hospital, right? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 00:27, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Seconded. /Scruffy --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:30, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Chris wouldn't give a fuck if his father died. He hates him. If he hasn't empaphized with anyone else, then why the father he hates so much? He'll fake sadness, pretend he cares, but he'll still consider fucking Patti the worst loss of his life. And going easy on Chris is no help for Bob, that just means that in possibly his last days with his father he'll be all smug about his victory over the gay ads. If anything they should put up a get well message for Bob using the adspace. I'm going to mention that to the Asperpedia crew next time i'm over there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:42, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Agreed. Look at the Quote of the Now. He mentions that his dad is in the hospital and would be there for a few days, but he had a LOOOONG stressful day. He wants us to feel sorry for him for the day, not his dad. It would be the greatest wake up call when he does pass away.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:23, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
****Chris being selfish? that's old news. If bob dies, it's ovbiously he would become chris's new excuse " i can't do << insert anything>> because my dad died" for a while, he'll forget about him and continue to be the jerk we know. Id bob dies he will be free from the torments of chris, bob has been trough too many shit thanks to Chris, bob deserves to finally rest in peace. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*****Actually, what would happen if Bob died? Presumably the family, not just Bob are living off his pension and social security. Even if they own the house completely, however much Barbra is bringing in plus $450 from Chris' board may not be enough to pay all their costs (bills, food, etc). --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:15, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
****** I wouldn't doubt that the accumulative total of both Chris' and Bab's welfare would be enough to sustain them- provided Chris stopped buying junk he never uses and stops eating at McDonald's. But it seems to me from the Twitter alone that Chris doesn't consider this emergency to be significant- it's like he skimmed across the issue as a lead-up to his retarded comic's scheduling, which in turn lead into "Rule 18" (which I can only assume is Chris' mistaken discovery of Rule 34). If he took the situation seriously at all, he'd either be pouring more emotion into it, or be absent altogether. --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 00:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
******* Well Chris claims to have gotten his pack rat nature from his parents. So there's the possibility that if Bob goes, they'll spend themselves into nothing. --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 01:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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• One thought- has anyone contacted [[Cole]] yet? I'm in Australia or I would myself. I know Chris doesn't gave a flying fuck and [[Snorlax]] almost certainly doesn't either. He should know I think. --Ronichu<br />
* I think most of the family probably know by now (I would hope so anyway) but Cole has said in the past that he would celebrate when Bob "finally drops". Unless Cole is willing to make peace I say let him stay in the dark on this one, or leave it to the Chandlers to tell him. This is all too soon, I'm not ready for Bob to die yet... I just hope he dies comfortable, not at home and not surrounded by his family. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 01:40, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Yeah, when bob dies, i hope he doesn't has to see his failure son's face. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 02:52, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Agreed on letting the Chandlers tell Cole, if for no other reason than he might not believe some random troll from the Internet. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Okay, I really need to ask this- where was it picked up that Bob had a 10% chance of survival? If it was in the linked article, I didn't see it.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I am asking myself the same question; where this came from? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 11:09, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
** It doesn't, I think the person who wrote that must have seen the bit which says that it has an annual mortality rate of 10% and misunderstood it. He statistically has a 90% chance of surviving another year (provided he is suffering from the normal progressive form of the disease). I've changed the article to reflect this. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 11:29, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Alright, awesome- I was just beginning to think if that had been true, then half my extended family is pretty damn lucky.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:58, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*If Bob does kick it (may he rest in peace if he does), what odds do you give on Chris going to a funny farm in the next 5 years? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Unless if the state of Virginia got no cheaper option. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I try to send flowers to Bob but the FTD website ask for a phone number. Anyone got a clue what Chris's phone is? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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He tells us himself in the opening few seconds of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vGKa-k2Us this video]. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*How about <s>Chris' credit card number</s> the hospital we should send them to? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:17, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Chris's credit card number is 2984 8579 9562 3765. That number is fake by the way in case anyone missed the joke. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:24, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*thanks for the info. I forgot about this video. I rand FTD with a nice card and a Pink Lily Bouquet. Bob will receive them tomorrow.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Assuming Snorlax doesn't eat them first. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:08, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Do we know that Bob will get them? Knowing Chris, he'll assume that they are for him and make a youtube video thanking his secret admirer for sending him flowers. I hope that you made sure to put down in bold capitals that its for Bob, and even then its only a slim chance that he'll consider the idea that they're not for him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*But pink is such a faggy color. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:53, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*There's a possibility that Chris will hijack the bouquet but let's see it that way; it's bloody pink if he does, we got material to doubt his straightness. Not only Bob's name is on the delivery slip but I also send a "Get Well" card mentioning him, the package couldn't be mistaken. FTD will deliver tomorrow. Let's see what it will bring us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*I sent Bob a bouquet as well. In all honesty, I enjoyed hearing about his experiences and feel bad that he's stuck with a horrible wife and son. The all the man wants is a chance to discuss the world and listen to his records. At the very least, he deserves to know that there are people that like him out there. --[[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 22:35, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::*What color? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:41, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*Multi-colored. It's [http://www.teleflora.com/mixed-flowers/bouquet/make-a-wish-167864p.asp?s=t&promotioncode=Shed10&srccode=SH_FR&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=TFWEB164 this one.] [[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 01:00, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*If Chris suffered heart failure, I wouldn't send flowers. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 04:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*I kinda want Bob to die (Don't look at me like i am a monster) because I want the vicarious thrill of watching 14 Branchland Court implode without his common sense. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
** Me too. He's pretty much the only person who ever tried to stop a Sweetheart opperation--he could have stopped Julie if Max hadn't been a good liar. Nothing will set the Snorlax off unless you try to lure Chris somewhere, and even then I remind you that we still got him to defy her and go to Ohio. Her general logic for any scenario seems to be "If Chris actually gets a girl, I'll believe it when I see her, otherwise it's his own damn fault for being stupid". This is Chris's logic, minus the part after the comma. Oh, and no Bob means less money, and what's going to make you think Chris starts stealing his tugboat payment from her?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*** If you kinda want Bob to die to make trolling Chris easier you're kinda a far more worthless human being than Chris is. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 23:41, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** I'll justify myself, then. I will be sad to see Bob die, and I will be happy to see what happens when he's gone.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:12, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Like I said, I'm no monster, I just wanna see Chris fall apart without Bob's guidance. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 00:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** If Chris has no-one to defend him or motivate him, it won't be a challenge to troll him anymore. I like Bob, and if I get to his age I intend to spend all day everyday swingin' with the music. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 02:30, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** Well, since Barb is too weighed down by her own rolls to do anything, if Bob dies, there will be shit hitting fans in Chris' home real soon, and I don't mean cat shit.. Either way it's going to be funny considering Chris' warped view on death. --[[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]]<br />
**** She's not that fat, not yet anyway.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I know everyone has realized this by now, but I don't think Chris understands the severity of it all. On his Twitter, it says that Bob came down with a ''case'' of congestive heart failure. The way he's talking about it, it seems that Chris thinks that this is something Bob can overcome like a sick bug or something. That also explains the lack of concern in his two videos - he actually thinks Bob's gonna be alright in a few days, as if some R&R would do good! He doesn't realize that this may very well be the beginning of the end!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:20, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*This is why I pity Bob Chandler right now. He's a man with decades of fair work, a patent on his name and the opportunity to be called the veteran of the most intense war the world never saw. Only for this, he will be a better man than myself. Here's the sad part. On the Internets, he will be remembered as the "Joseph" of the "Fail Messiah". The very fact that Chris ignore him in what we might call his last hours on Earth is shocking to me. He really don't deserve this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Point. Bob's death may come as a total and complete surprise to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*How do we even know Barb would let him know all the details? Wouldn't she consider keeping Chris ignorant to be a small mercy? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 05:56, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:**Small mercy? From everything I've heard of her, if she kept the details from Chris it would be because it's easier on her to just not tell him. In all honesty if anything's going to happen with this, it should be trying to get Chris to actually spend time with his father. Remember, the closest he's had to a constant in his life dying is his dog, and Optimus Prime, and in Chris' mind both of those came back. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 06:59, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:I still think we should do something nice for Bob while he's sick. Unlike Chris, Bob is definitely someone I see as with positive qualities along with the negative (which he has plenty of, but don't we all). In light of this, I wanted to have a small hatched engraved with a message "For 'The Internet Lumberjack'. Get well soon! - The Trolls" on the front face and "Keep on swinging!" on the back. I found a place that does engraving along with a hatchet that would be suitable ($100 or so cost all up, probably about the same for postage, not a problem for me since I work), unfortunately I called Australia Post and they said that there were import restrictions on edged weapons into the United States for some reason. Is there anywhere in the US where one could order something similar to the above created and delivered? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:28, 4th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).<br />
:*Does Bob even know that he's the Internet Lumberjack? The joke might be totally lost on him. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 10:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*The cause was an internet fell on him. --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 08:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*If bob dies, do you think chris will put him in his comic, just like patty?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:54, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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* Probably, but he'll be a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Il_Sung Kim Il-Sung] type character, The dead but eternal leader of CWCville. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:37, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*For those who don't know, [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/ Charlottesville obituaries are here]. I'm not sure if this has been posted yet; correct me if it has. So far Bob has not shown up. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:17, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*If he dies, I hope the funeral isn't private, because I plan on burying my axe and a broken internet modem with him.<br />
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:02, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Guys, please, this is getting out of hand. There's lots of places to discuss stuff for Bob like sending him flowers and shit. But this place is not the place to do it. Please refer to [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|this]]. Talk pages should be reserved for how to improve the article and not for content - it was alright to discuss the validity of the tweets, for instance, but this is getting out of hand. Fuck, you can even arrange things on the Community Portal if you really want to. <br />
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Next person who posts something not related to improving the Bob Chandler article '''will be banned.''' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:25, 5 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I've added a heading below the ''Health and late life'' heading called ''What about Bob?''. I'm using it to encompass what little we know about the recent heart failure saga, and briefly touch on Chris's extracurricular activities during it. I figure once it's all over with, it will be much easier to delete the heading and contents as a whole, rather than sift through the Bob article and remove things piecemeal. But if it's getting too big, or if you all don't like it, feel free to cut it down in the spirit of Bob. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:26, 10 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Bob's past heart attacks==<br />
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If you check out the transcript for the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]], you'll see several gaps, one of which is very large. I just reached the point in the audio where the first gap occurs, and it's ''right there'' that Bob starts talking about his history of health problems, most notable of which are his past heart attacks. We seem to have a surplus of Bob fans, so would one (or more) of you like to start filling in that gap (and/or the others)? I'm willing to do it myself, but I'm not the world's fastest typist, and - all kidding aside - I'd like to have all of this information about Bob made available before the man dies. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:57, 5 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm surprised I haven't noticed this before. I'll actually add this to the Improvement of the Now. Be sure to mention this in the [[Transcription Collective]] as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:32, 5 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*He's definitely gonna die soon, because the fact that he's had four heart attacks and is older than my grandfather by a decade (he was born in 1937) , is a telltale sign that he's gonna meet Billy Mays sometime within the year.<br />
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*PSN message shows than Bob is okay, according to Chris, at least. Should he die, it'll be a day of mourning, but not for Cole. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 23:20, 7 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Should we really be checking the Charlottesville obituaries?==<br />
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I thought that the Chandlers lived in Ruckersville and not Charlottesville proper. Perhaps someone from the area can inform me of the truth?--[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 08:28, 9 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Yeah, but isn't the hospital in Charlottesville? I'd call them myself but my Boston accent's too thick for them to not raise an eyebrow. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:10, 9 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I had assumed that Ruckersville wouldn't have their own obit listing, but I just found out that they do. I'll add that link to the Charlottesville link on Bob's page. It's more of an off chance that he'd be listed anyway. Considering that the only people who would even write an obit would be Barb or Chris, it's doubtful if he'd even get one. But since we've all basically been pissing in the wind regarding Bob for the last week, it's about all we can do. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:14, 10 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Is Bob dead..? ==<br />
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[http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Is Chris still in control of this site?], because "Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me. :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again."<br />
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The site was last updated on the 31st of March... --[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 06:50, 8 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*It's a troll page. I think someone already saw and mentioned it elsewhere.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:59, 8 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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* I personally spoke to both Bob and Snorlax about seven hours ago. They are both alive. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:18, 8 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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So some people of TV Tropes seem to think Bob's dead. I've looked through a few websites that list obituaries from Ruckersville and Charlottesville and he wasn't listed on any of them. Any conformation as to whether he's alive or not? --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' 23:42, 12 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*No telling, could be a trolling plot. I think we'd be warned if Bob was dead. The simple solution is to call Chris and simply ask him.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:24, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
** I tried calling him yesterday to ask him about Bob, but I couldn't get a hold of him. I'll try again, even though I know he probably won't pick it up. (How do you guys even manage to talk to him, anyway?) --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' 23:12, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*There are about 15 more 'Sydney Calls' which are just voicemail messages and the like. Chris is too lazy to answer his phone and his parents are quite sick of all the pranks. Keep trying and you'll eventually get through. I tell you what though, if Chris actually gets a call from a game designer they would not put up with someone being so impossibly unreliable to contact. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:18, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::* Ah, I thought "call until he decides to pick up" would be the answer. I managed to get him on the line once sometime last year, but that was back when I was a CWC newfag, sooooo I froze up and hung up. *fails forever* <br />
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But yeah, that'd be yet another reason (out of an infinite amount of reasons) why game designers wouldn't touch ''Sonichu'' with a ten-foot pole. --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' 01:25, 14 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*If so, then a new era has begun. If not, then we can annoy Chris. And there's nothing Rocky can do about it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:47, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Heh, don't worry about the freezing up thing. Sydney was a huge fail, but she was about 50x more successful than my previous effort, where I got absolutely no response at all, only annoyed him a little, didn't record anything at all, entertained his parents and then nearly dox'd myself due to my tardness. Just to be sure, you're not calling him with your real phone, right? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:32, 14 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::** Er.... Yeah, I'm using my cell phone. And for extra fail points, I use Audactiy to try to record my calls. What should I do instead? '''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' 18:49, 25 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
== racist ==<br />
so has bob ever actually been out-and-out racist or is that just a (probably correct) assumption? just wondering [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 15:56, 3 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
{{quote|Listen boy, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!|Bob, [[Prank_calls#.27Epic_Crazy_Lady.27_calls_Bob|choreographing trolls]]}}<br />
This quote would suggest Bob thinks of black people in a negative light, referring to the trolls as being black. I'm stereotyping, but it's not uncommon for people from his generation to hold racist views. Him having been raised in Alabama would also suggest that he was exposed to racist views. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:07, 3 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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ahahaha, how did i ever miss that article? funny shit, thanks man. although in another video on the page (just reading the transcript here, my speakers are busted so i can't hear how he says it so he could be being sarcastic or dismissive or whatever) he tells a troll to put effort into something constructive like helping haitians. i've known people who said stuff similar to "get your black ass down" (ok, not really that phrase but you get what i'm saying) and they aren't really racist. but then again i also live in south louisiana so that probably has something to do with the different standards for what constitutes racism or something (down here someone's not really considered racist until they start throwing around the n-word or other slurs or explicitly slander a race/someone because of their race). which, of course, isn't to say that makes saying something like that any less heinous.[[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 15:59, 5 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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or maybe i'm just willing to give some people more leeway than they deserve; yeah that's probably it. [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 05:41, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== That picture of Bob and Chris ==<br />
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Long time lurker, love the site. I was just looking at the picture of Bob and Chris in what appears to be a classroom (0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg) and was noticing the Grade Chart. Am I reading it wrong, or does it seem to award money prizes for different grades, with at least 5$ being awarded even for failure? If I'm not misinterpreting it, does this mean Chris was getting rewarded, no matter how badly he did? [[User:Colonelslime|Colonelslime]] 17:55, 16 July 2010 (UTC) (Edited to add signature, my apologies)<br />
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* First off, sign your posts, four tildes at the end of your post. To answer your question, it might not mean that, in that he probably wasn't making money. Many teachers have systems with their students to encourage learning. The teacher makes some fake money, the kids take a test, the kids earn money based on their performance. She'll have a thing of toys they can buy with what they make. It was apparently popular back in the 80s and mid 90s, but nowadays kids can get better stuff than that by themselves. There's a slight chance that the kids were actually getting paid, but that would be a pretty bad plan for a teacher to put into motion. If so, it probably would have been for their final, overall grade, but still. Also, there is a talk page for files as well, so if you have anything else post there, alright? [[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 07:30, 16 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== The Automatic (Something) is...? ==<br />
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Could it possibly be he worked on the first automatic switchboard for the area, or possibly the whole reigon? I've read up on these, and it sounds like he worked on the first installation as part of a test run to see how well they would function under standard call input rates and to test how durable they were under stress. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:55, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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:'''>Test how durable they were under stress.''' Pity he couldn't do the same with his son.[[User:ProtoAuthor|ProtoAuthor]] 07:36, 11 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Patents ==<br />
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Here are two more patents with Bob's name on them I couldn't fit in the Work section because I am about to Crash into Slumber.<br />
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http://www.google.com/patents?id=jKU4AAAAEBAJ<br />
http://www.google.com/patents?id=-DMBAAAAEBAJ<br />
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--[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 01:07, 12 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Grand Wizard Bob ==<br />
While I know that the revelation of his Klan membership came right out of the horse's mouth, Does anyone know if he's really a member, or just bullshitting?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 12:23, 24 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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:He's not saying he's a member. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 14:05, 24 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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He implied he was a member, just read this quote:''''' I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it. '''''<br />
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 15:45, 24 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
* A good few black people have seen cross burnings, I doubt they're members. I'm guessing he was just trying to scare the callers. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:29, 24 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Is Bob actually part Cherokee? ==<br />
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Or is it just Chris making shit up? - slubub<br />
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== Cancer Call? ==<br />
anybody got links?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 15:57, 29 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
* Bob has cancer!? By God, the poor fella. My heart goes out to him. Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-GGSOyCm2k Here's a link to the call. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:36, 20 April 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Bob_Chandler&diff=138429Talk:Bob Chandler2011-04-21T04:32:25Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>==To do==<br />
*<strike>Picture of Bob</strike><br />
**Bob looks like fucking Jigsaw. Scary. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:34, 7 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Chris's relationship with Bob, in Chris's own words<br />
*add some background to Bob's history. He goes on about himself in the date audio, and he's a pretty interesting guy, like he saw the first plastic Coke bottles shipped off from the assembly line, and he was in the Signal Corps and all sorts of other interesting stuff. We need some of that in here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:06, 26 March 2009 (CET)<br />
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(Quick question - whats the date audio? Thanks!)<br />
*...the audio of Chris's date with [[Emily]]. As seen available on the [[The Miscreants]] website. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:31, 17 April 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Should I mention he just got sent to the hospital in the health section with congestive heart failure? [[Shawths|Shawths]]<br />
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==Great job!==<br />
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Seriously, this article is terrific now. I'm surprised how far it's come. Good work to all those involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:11, 11 June 2009 (CEST)<br />
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: Still need more on video games and raising Chris. The section on Chris should be the biggest in this article. Will wait for others to finish transcribing because I can't make out Bob's quiet voice in church & Emily. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:24, 11 June 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Bob's birthday ==<br />
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Why did everyone think it was Feb. 9th instead of Sept. 4? Does Chris not know when his father's birthday is? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 04:41, 27 June 2009 (CEST)<br />
*No, it's just hard to tell from the Family Tree poster since it's in microscopic print. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 27 June 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==Radio Station Gig==<br />
According to some of the recordings via Yahoo Messenger, didn't Bob worked at a radio station at one time? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 21:01, 5 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Hi, first time editor, long time lurker. I called CWC's house today, hoping to talk to him, but I got Bob instead. Those other people exaggerated about Bob's bravado in their callfail video, Bob isn't much of an opponent if you don't let him get a word in, he just seems to stammer a lot. Of note, he recognized my Texas area code (432) and said he was from Texas, and that he knew some KKK people who he said he would send over to my house if I didn't stop calling. Unfortunately it's lost to time because I can't record from my cellphone and maintain a decent quality. I called him in the morning, when he woke up I honestly thought it was Chris. Anyways, I suck at this shit, I'm gonna just lurk and wtach from now on. I don't have what it takes to be a troll. Thanks for the interesting page, and sorry I don't have any audio to give you guys. [[User:ColossalFail|ColossalFail]] 19:35, 28 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Hey... ==<br />
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My friend sent me this video earlier today. It has to do with someone prank calling Bob to get more info out of him involving his current life. Is there anything in it we could possibly use for this article? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:41, 20 February 2010 (EST)<br />
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*Is stuff like this now subject to the new CWCki privacy laws? Or are we good with all that?-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:54, 15 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Congestive heart failure==<br />
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Damn. We all knew this was coming eventually, but still.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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: We haven't confirmed it was actually Chris yet--I'm personally at 60-40 Chris, the writing style seems off(the Random Capitalization is unusual) but his posting pattern makes sense. Chris only seems to use Twitter when the CWCipedia has dicks on it and I doubt that he's checked recently.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*The Twitter is his, he's written in the [[CWC Blog]] about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:** I don't see it on the CWCipedia updates.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:***It would explain his lack of presence for the last few days.<br />
: Huh, I don't see that tweet on [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu his Twitter account]. Did he delete it, or am I just missing it somehow? --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:55, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:* No, it's there. It starts with "Captain's Log Stardate March 1st"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:13, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:** Oh, now I see it. Thanks! *[[slow-in-the-mind]]* --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
I don't want to live in a Cwcville without Bob. If he dies, I'll kill myself.<br />
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I'm going to kill myself if Bob Chandler dies<br />
I'm going to kill myself if he makes me cry<br />
I'll slit my wrists or I'll cut my throat<br />
but I'll kill myself, I'll kill myself, by bleeding on his doorstep.''<br />
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[[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 05:50, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:My grandma died due to congestive heart failure. It isn't a pretty sight. -PeaceCeapPea<br />
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:I just heard the news. Dammit, Bob is awesome, I'm praying he doesn't kick it! PLEASE DON'T DIE, BOB! :'( [[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:57, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Just to be clear, CHF doesn't necessarily mean heart attack/failure/imminent death. What it means is that the heart is weakened and is having trouble pumping enough blood to the rest of the body. A lot of overweight and older people develop CHF and don't kick off immediately because of it, and it is treatable. So Bob may live to chop down more internets yet. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 07:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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He spent 2 tweets discussing how his dad has a serious health issue, then six talking about himself and Sonichu. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*I know, right? What the fuck? That's pretty low. I know Chris has [[Mumble 1|implied]] that he doesn't love Bob, but I'd expect more than that. People always joke about Bob dying, but I wouldn't like that at all. He is the only sliver of awesome left in Chris's life. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 11:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*The thing is, people think that without Bob, we'd get more interesting results from Chris. Bob kept Chris from going to Redmond. Bob is more or less the reason why Chris won't travel anywhere for a troll. Anyways, I think the concern is that Bob has a long history of heart problems already and given his age, he's taken quite a beating and it wouldn't be unreasonable to suspect that this might do him in. Not that I pray for the death of Bob, mind you, only that this is the rationale of people focusing on Bob's death and why people aren't exactly optimistic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*I wouldn't expected anything else from him. What about "I am putting ''Sonichu'' on hold because my father is at the hospital"? That wouldn't have been a novelty. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think we should all do something nice for Lumberjack. Make his life a little easier. We should call in and wish him good health. How much better will he feel knowing that he is more loved than his internet famous son? He'd perk up right away. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:18, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:* He appreciated [[4 September 2009|Vivian's card]], that's probably a good idea. A picnic hamper perhaps? Some kind of gift package with food and/or nice shit. Chris won't go to that trouble; someone should.- [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 16:33, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*If someone sets up a paypal, I'd chip in 10 bucks. He's the internet lumberjack, after all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:34, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*I agree, that would be cool. [[User:Lynxr|<font color="black">–</font><font color="#941EAA">Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.</font><font color="black">–</font>]] 19:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*I plan on sending flowers by myself in the next few days. Some kind of "Get Well" bouquet. The man deserves it. He went through a lot and, even if he could had done better with Chris, he deserves a break. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I've started a /cwc/ thread on this here: http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/24043.html - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 18:54, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I really hope Bob pulls through for Chris's sake. I really hate Chris but I know what it's like to lose one's father, and that's not something I'd wish upon anybody else. --[[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 16:44, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Yeah, seriously. I hope Bob gets well soon.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 19:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
** Same here. Out of the Chandlers, Bob is easily the most likeable.....which isn't exactly that difficult seeing the rest of the Chandlers, but still.. --[[User:Torvalr|Torvalr]] 19:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Hey, all the colossal dicks are gone from the Cwcipedia. A mark of respect? --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Sadly, it looks like it. Chris do not deserve any respect. CWCipedia should be a ground for Cock-Parades 24/7/365 [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Dude, his dad could be fucking ''dying''. I think it's a nice gesture - that's why I mentioned it.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 22:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
***I never saw Chris acting with compassion towards someone before, I don't see why we should indulge in Moral-Faggotery because of Bob's issues. As much as I respect the Old Man, He's not the jerk we all love to hate. This is why I strongly believe that the ads must be put back in place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:25, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Chris's 'stress' probably gets passed onto Bob. When Bob is in stable condition, there's no way Chris will be able to put his needs ahead of his own. He'll be getting all cunty about the trolling that he's receiving and not helping Bob's situaition at all. I say lay off and go with [[User:Edward|Edward's]] idea. Well wishes and get well soon ads for Bob. So what if Chris gets smug. Smug Chris is positive happy Chris, it's the closest he gets to that emotion. We can put up with that while his dad's in hospital, right? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 00:27, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Seconded. /Scruffy --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:30, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Chris wouldn't give a fuck if his father died. He hates him. If he hasn't empaphized with anyone else, then why the father he hates so much? He'll fake sadness, pretend he cares, but he'll still consider fucking Patti the worst loss of his life. And going easy on Chris is no help for Bob, that just means that in possibly his last days with his father he'll be all smug about his victory over the gay ads. If anything they should put up a get well message for Bob using the adspace. I'm going to mention that to the Asperpedia crew next time i'm over there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:42, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Agreed. Look at the Quote of the Now. He mentions that his dad is in the hospital and would be there for a few days, but he had a LOOOONG stressful day. He wants us to feel sorry for him for the day, not his dad. It would be the greatest wake up call when he does pass away.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:23, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
****Chris being selfish? that's old news. If bob dies, it's ovbiously he would become chris's new excuse " i can't do << insert anything>> because my dad died" for a while, he'll forget about him and continue to be the jerk we know. Id bob dies he will be free from the torments of chris, bob has been trough too many shit thanks to Chris, bob deserves to finally rest in peace. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*****Actually, what would happen if Bob died? Presumably the family, not just Bob are living off his pension and social security. Even if they own the house completely, however much Barbra is bringing in plus $450 from Chris' board may not be enough to pay all their costs (bills, food, etc). --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:15, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
****** I wouldn't doubt that the accumulative total of both Chris' and Bab's welfare would be enough to sustain them- provided Chris stopped buying junk he never uses and stops eating at McDonald's. But it seems to me from the Twitter alone that Chris doesn't consider this emergency to be significant- it's like he skimmed across the issue as a lead-up to his retarded comic's scheduling, which in turn lead into "Rule 18" (which I can only assume is Chris' mistaken discovery of Rule 34). If he took the situation seriously at all, he'd either be pouring more emotion into it, or be absent altogether. --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 00:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
******* Well Chris claims to have gotten his pack rat nature from his parents. So there's the possibility that if Bob goes, they'll spend themselves into nothing. --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 01:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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• One thought- has anyone contacted [[Cole]] yet? I'm in Australia or I would myself. I know Chris doesn't gave a flying fuck and [[Snorlax]] almost certainly doesn't either. He should know I think. --Ronichu<br />
* I think most of the family probably know by now (I would hope so anyway) but Cole has said in the past that he would celebrate when Bob "finally drops". Unless Cole is willing to make peace I say let him stay in the dark on this one, or leave it to the Chandlers to tell him. This is all too soon, I'm not ready for Bob to die yet... I just hope he dies comfortable, not at home and not surrounded by his family. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 01:40, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Yeah, when bob dies, i hope he doesn't has to see his failure son's face. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 02:52, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Agreed on letting the Chandlers tell Cole, if for no other reason than he might not believe some random troll from the Internet. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Okay, I really need to ask this- where was it picked up that Bob had a 10% chance of survival? If it was in the linked article, I didn't see it.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I am asking myself the same question; where this came from? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 11:09, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
** It doesn't, I think the person who wrote that must have seen the bit which says that it has an annual mortality rate of 10% and misunderstood it. He statistically has a 90% chance of surviving another year (provided he is suffering from the normal progressive form of the disease). I've changed the article to reflect this. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 11:29, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Alright, awesome- I was just beginning to think if that had been true, then half my extended family is pretty damn lucky.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:58, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*If Bob does kick it (may he rest in peace if he does), what odds do you give on Chris going to a funny farm in the next 5 years? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Unless if the state of Virginia got no cheaper option. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I try to send flowers to Bob but the FTD website ask for a phone number. Anyone got a clue what Chris's phone is? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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He tells us himself in the opening few seconds of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vGKa-k2Us this video]. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*How about <s>Chris' credit card number</s> the hospital we should send them to? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:17, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Chris's credit card number is 2984 8579 9562 3765. That number is fake by the way in case anyone missed the joke. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:24, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*thanks for the info. I forgot about this video. I rand FTD with a nice card and a Pink Lily Bouquet. Bob will receive them tomorrow.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Assuming Snorlax doesn't eat them first. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:08, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Do we know that Bob will get them? Knowing Chris, he'll assume that they are for him and make a youtube video thanking his secret admirer for sending him flowers. I hope that you made sure to put down in bold capitals that its for Bob, and even then its only a slim chance that he'll consider the idea that they're not for him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*But pink is such a faggy color. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:53, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*There's a possibility that Chris will hijack the bouquet but let's see it that way; it's bloody pink if he does, we got material to doubt his straightness. Not only Bob's name is on the delivery slip but I also send a "Get Well" card mentioning him, the package couldn't be mistaken. FTD will deliver tomorrow. Let's see what it will bring us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*I sent Bob a bouquet as well. In all honesty, I enjoyed hearing about his experiences and feel bad that he's stuck with a horrible wife and son. The all the man wants is a chance to discuss the world and listen to his records. At the very least, he deserves to know that there are people that like him out there. --[[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 22:35, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::*What color? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:41, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*Multi-colored. It's [http://www.teleflora.com/mixed-flowers/bouquet/make-a-wish-167864p.asp?s=t&promotioncode=Shed10&srccode=SH_FR&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=TFWEB164 this one.] [[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 01:00, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*If Chris suffered heart failure, I wouldn't send flowers. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 04:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*I kinda want Bob to die (Don't look at me like i am a monster) because I want the vicarious thrill of watching 14 Branchland Court implode without his common sense. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
** Me too. He's pretty much the only person who ever tried to stop a Sweetheart opperation--he could have stopped Julie if Max hadn't been a good liar. Nothing will set the Snorlax off unless you try to lure Chris somewhere, and even then I remind you that we still got him to defy her and go to Ohio. Her general logic for any scenario seems to be "If Chris actually gets a girl, I'll believe it when I see her, otherwise it's his own damn fault for being stupid". This is Chris's logic, minus the part after the comma. Oh, and no Bob means less money, and what's going to make you think Chris starts stealing his tugboat payment from her?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*** If you kinda want Bob to die to make trolling Chris easier you're kinda a far more worthless human being than Chris is. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 23:41, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** I'll justify myself, then. I will be sad to see Bob die, and I will be happy to see what happens when he's gone.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:12, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Like I said, I'm no monster, I just wanna see Chris fall apart without Bob's guidance. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 00:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** If Chris has no-one to defend him or motivate him, it won't be a challenge to troll him anymore. I like Bob, and if I get to his age I intend to spend all day everyday swingin' with the music. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 02:30, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** Well, since Barb is too weighed down by her own rolls to do anything, if Bob dies, there will be shit hitting fans in Chris' home real soon, and I don't mean cat shit.. Either way it's going to be funny considering Chris' warped view on death. --[[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]]<br />
**** She's not that fat, not yet anyway.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I know everyone has realized this by now, but I don't think Chris understands the severity of it all. On his Twitter, it says that Bob came down with a ''case'' of congestive heart failure. The way he's talking about it, it seems that Chris thinks that this is something Bob can overcome like a sick bug or something. That also explains the lack of concern in his two videos - he actually thinks Bob's gonna be alright in a few days, as if some R&R would do good! He doesn't realize that this may very well be the beginning of the end!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:20, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*This is why I pity Bob Chandler right now. He's a man with decades of fair work, a patent on his name and the opportunity to be called the veteran of the most intense war the world never saw. Only for this, he will be a better man than myself. Here's the sad part. On the Internets, he will be remembered as the "Joseph" of the "Fail Messiah". The very fact that Chris ignore him in what we might call his last hours on Earth is shocking to me. He really don't deserve this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Point. Bob's death may come as a total and complete surprise to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*How do we even know Barb would let him know all the details? Wouldn't she consider keeping Chris ignorant to be a small mercy? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 05:56, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:**Small mercy? From everything I've heard of her, if she kept the details from Chris it would be because it's easier on her to just not tell him. In all honesty if anything's going to happen with this, it should be trying to get Chris to actually spend time with his father. Remember, the closest he's had to a constant in his life dying is his dog, and Optimus Prime, and in Chris' mind both of those came back. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 06:59, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:I still think we should do something nice for Bob while he's sick. Unlike Chris, Bob is definitely someone I see as with positive qualities along with the negative (which he has plenty of, but don't we all). In light of this, I wanted to have a small hatched engraved with a message "For 'The Internet Lumberjack'. Get well soon! - The Trolls" on the front face and "Keep on swinging!" on the back. I found a place that does engraving along with a hatchet that would be suitable ($100 or so cost all up, probably about the same for postage, not a problem for me since I work), unfortunately I called Australia Post and they said that there were import restrictions on edged weapons into the United States for some reason. Is there anywhere in the US where one could order something similar to the above created and delivered? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:28, 4th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).<br />
:*Does Bob even know that he's the Internet Lumberjack? The joke might be totally lost on him. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 10:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*The cause was an internet fell on him. --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 08:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*If bob dies, do you think chris will put him in his comic, just like patty?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:54, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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* Probably, but he'll be a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Il_Sung Kim Il-Sung] type character, The dead but eternal leader of CWCville. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:37, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*For those who don't know, [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/ Charlottesville obituaries are here]. I'm not sure if this has been posted yet; correct me if it has. So far Bob has not shown up. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:17, 4 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*If he dies, I hope the funeral isn't private, because I plan on burying my axe and a broken internet modem with him.<br />
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Guys, please, this is getting out of hand. There's lots of places to discuss stuff for Bob like sending him flowers and shit. But this place is not the place to do it. Please refer to [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|this]]. Talk pages should be reserved for how to improve the article and not for content - it was alright to discuss the validity of the tweets, for instance, but this is getting out of hand. Fuck, you can even arrange things on the Community Portal if you really want to. <br />
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Next person who posts something not related to improving the Bob Chandler article '''will be banned.''' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:25, 5 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I've added a heading below the ''Health and late life'' heading called ''What about Bob?''. I'm using it to encompass what little we know about the recent heart failure saga, and briefly touch on Chris's extracurricular activities during it. I figure once it's all over with, it will be much easier to delete the heading and contents as a whole, rather than sift through the Bob article and remove things piecemeal. But if it's getting too big, or if you all don't like it, feel free to cut it down in the spirit of Bob. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:26, 10 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Bob's past heart attacks==<br />
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If you check out the transcript for the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]], you'll see several gaps, one of which is very large. I just reached the point in the audio where the first gap occurs, and it's ''right there'' that Bob starts talking about his history of health problems, most notable of which are his past heart attacks. We seem to have a surplus of Bob fans, so would one (or more) of you like to start filling in that gap (and/or the others)? I'm willing to do it myself, but I'm not the world's fastest typist, and - all kidding aside - I'd like to have all of this information about Bob made available before the man dies. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:57, 5 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm surprised I haven't noticed this before. I'll actually add this to the Improvement of the Now. Be sure to mention this in the [[Transcription Collective]] as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:32, 5 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*He's definitely gonna die soon, because the fact that he's had four heart attacks and is older than my grandfather by a decade (he was born in 1937) , is a telltale sign that he's gonna meet Billy Mays sometime within the year.<br />
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*PSN message shows than Bob is okay, according to Chris, at least. Should he die, it'll be a day of mourning, but not for Cole. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 23:20, 7 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Should we really be checking the Charlottesville obituaries?==<br />
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I thought that the Chandlers lived in Ruckersville and not Charlottesville proper. Perhaps someone from the area can inform me of the truth?--[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 08:28, 9 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Yeah, but isn't the hospital in Charlottesville? I'd call them myself but my Boston accent's too thick for them to not raise an eyebrow. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:10, 9 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I had assumed that Ruckersville wouldn't have their own obit listing, but I just found out that they do. I'll add that link to the Charlottesville link on Bob's page. It's more of an off chance that he'd be listed anyway. Considering that the only people who would even write an obit would be Barb or Chris, it's doubtful if he'd even get one. But since we've all basically been pissing in the wind regarding Bob for the last week, it's about all we can do. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:14, 10 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Is Bob dead..? ==<br />
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[http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Is Chris still in control of this site?], because "Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me. :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again."<br />
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The site was last updated on the 31st of March... --[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 06:50, 8 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*It's a troll page. I think someone already saw and mentioned it elsewhere.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:59, 8 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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* I personally spoke to both Bob and Snorlax about seven hours ago. They are both alive. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:18, 8 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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So some people of TV Tropes seem to think Bob's dead. I've looked through a few websites that list obituaries from Ruckersville and Charlottesville and he wasn't listed on any of them. Any conformation as to whether he's alive or not? --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' 23:42, 12 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*No telling, could be a trolling plot. I think we'd be warned if Bob was dead. The simple solution is to call Chris and simply ask him.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:24, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
** I tried calling him yesterday to ask him about Bob, but I couldn't get a hold of him. I'll try again, even though I know he probably won't pick it up. (How do you guys even manage to talk to him, anyway?) --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' 23:12, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*There are about 15 more 'Sydney Calls' which are just voicemail messages and the like. Chris is too lazy to answer his phone and his parents are quite sick of all the pranks. Keep trying and you'll eventually get through. I tell you what though, if Chris actually gets a call from a game designer they would not put up with someone being so impossibly unreliable to contact. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:18, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::* Ah, I thought "call until he decides to pick up" would be the answer. I managed to get him on the line once sometime last year, but that was back when I was a CWC newfag, sooooo I froze up and hung up. *fails forever* <br />
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But yeah, that'd be yet another reason (out of an infinite amount of reasons) why game designers wouldn't touch ''Sonichu'' with a ten-foot pole. --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' 01:25, 14 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*If so, then a new era has begun. If not, then we can annoy Chris. And there's nothing Rocky can do about it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:47, 13 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*Heh, don't worry about the freezing up thing. Sydney was a huge fail, but she was about 50x more successful than my previous effort, where I got absolutely no response at all, only annoyed him a little, didn't record anything at all, entertained his parents and then nearly dox'd myself due to my tardness. Just to be sure, you're not calling him with your real phone, right? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:32, 14 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::** Er.... Yeah, I'm using my cell phone. And for extra fail points, I use Audactiy to try to record my calls. What should I do instead? '''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' 18:49, 25 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
== racist ==<br />
so has bob ever actually been out-and-out racist or is that just a (probably correct) assumption? just wondering [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 15:56, 3 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
{{quote|Listen boy, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!|Bob, [[Prank_calls#.27Epic_Crazy_Lady.27_calls_Bob|choreographing trolls]]}}<br />
This quote would suggest Bob thinks of black people in a negative light, referring to the trolls as being black. I'm stereotyping, but it's not uncommon for people from his generation to hold racist views. Him having been raised in Alabama would also suggest that he was exposed to racist views. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:07, 3 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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ahahaha, how did i ever miss that article? funny shit, thanks man. although in another video on the page (just reading the transcript here, my speakers are busted so i can't hear how he says it so he could be being sarcastic or dismissive or whatever) he tells a troll to put effort into something constructive like helping haitians. i've known people who said stuff similar to "get your black ass down" (ok, not really that phrase but you get what i'm saying) and they aren't really racist. but then again i also live in south louisiana so that probably has something to do with the different standards for what constitutes racism or something (down here someone's not really considered racist until they start throwing around the n-word or other slurs or explicitly slander a race/someone because of their race). which, of course, isn't to say that makes saying something like that any less heinous.[[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 15:59, 5 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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or maybe i'm just willing to give some people more leeway than they deserve; yeah that's probably it. [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 05:41, 8 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== That picture of Bob and Chris ==<br />
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Long time lurker, love the site. I was just looking at the picture of Bob and Chris in what appears to be a classroom (0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg) and was noticing the Grade Chart. Am I reading it wrong, or does it seem to award money prizes for different grades, with at least 5$ being awarded even for failure? If I'm not misinterpreting it, does this mean Chris was getting rewarded, no matter how badly he did? [[User:Colonelslime|Colonelslime]] 17:55, 16 July 2010 (UTC) (Edited to add signature, my apologies)<br />
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* First off, sign your posts, four tildes at the end of your post. To answer your question, it might not mean that, in that he probably wasn't making money. Many teachers have systems with their students to encourage learning. The teacher makes some fake money, the kids take a test, the kids earn money based on their performance. She'll have a thing of toys they can buy with what they make. It was apparently popular back in the 80s and mid 90s, but nowadays kids can get better stuff than that by themselves. There's a slight chance that the kids were actually getting paid, but that would be a pretty bad plan for a teacher to put into motion. If so, it probably would have been for their final, overall grade, but still. Also, there is a talk page for files as well, so if you have anything else post there, alright? [[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 07:30, 16 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== The Automatic (Something) is...? ==<br />
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Could it possibly be he worked on the first automatic switchboard for the area, or possibly the whole reigon? I've read up on these, and it sounds like he worked on the first installation as part of a test run to see how well they would function under standard call input rates and to test how durable they were under stress. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:55, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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:'''>Test how durable they were under stress.''' Pity he couldn't do the same with his son.[[User:ProtoAuthor|ProtoAuthor]] 07:36, 11 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Patents ==<br />
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Here are two more patents with Bob's name on them I couldn't fit in the Work section because I am about to Crash into Slumber.<br />
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http://www.google.com/patents?id=jKU4AAAAEBAJ<br />
http://www.google.com/patents?id=-DMBAAAAEBAJ<br />
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--[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 01:07, 12 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Grand Wizard Bob ==<br />
While I know that the revelation of his Klan membership came right out of the horse's mouth, Does anyone know if he's really a member, or just bullshitting?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 12:23, 24 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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:He's not saying he's a member. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 14:05, 24 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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He implied he was a member, just read this quote:''''' I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it. '''''<br />
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 15:45, 24 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
* A good few black people have seen cross burnings, I doubt they're members. I'm guessing he was just trying to scare the callers. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:29, 24 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Is Bob actually part Cherokee? ==<br />
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Or is it just Chris making shit up? - slubub<br />
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== Cancer Call? ==<br />
anybody got links?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 15:57, 29 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
* Bob has cancer!? By God, the poor fella. My heart goes out to him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:32, 20 April 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler&diff=138151A Week With Christian Chandler2011-04-14T19:51:17Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>"'''A Week With Christian W. Chandler (A Self-Documentary)'''", more commonly known as "'''A Week With Christian Chandler'''", is a school report that [[Chris]] wrote to document one week in his [[high school]] life. The week documented is 29 April [[2000]] through 5 May 2000, when Chris was 18 (although Chris gives the report a [[copyright]] date of 24 April 2000). Many events are covered during these seven short days, but the most significant among them must be the creation of the cover for ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]'', on which [[Sonichu]] made his first-ever appearance.<br />
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The information contained within Chris's report provides valuable insight into his early years, chronicling the development of some of his current hobbies and habits. As just one example, he openly admits to falling asleep during his classes on a regular basis, foreshadowing his future inactivity and overall laziness post-college. Chris seems to have been enrolled in basic behavioral-adjustment classes, including a "coping class/study hall", but he evidently spent all of his time in these classes reading young adult books by [[Wikipedia:R.L. Stine|R.L. Stine]] instead of paying attention. Also, Chris refers to some of the other students on his school bus as "[[slow-in-the-minds]]".<br />
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Chris's high school years couldn't have been as pleasant as he's portrayed them ever since.<br />
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==Reproduction of The Official and Original Text==<br />
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===Cover===<br />
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'''A Week With Christian Chandler'''<br />
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[Photo: Chris, dressed as Ash Ketchum, poses with the now-deceased [[Patti Chandler]]. Out of focus and the print is overexposed.]<br />
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[Drawing: A crude portrait of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] faces left.]<br />
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<poem><br />
''A Week With Christian Chandler''<br />
''(A Self-Documentry)''<br />
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''&copy; 4/24/2000''<br />
''April 24, 2000''<br />
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[Drawing: A crude portrait of Sonic the Hedgehog faces left.]<br />
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''Chandler's Publishing Co.''<br />
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''Now:''<br />
''6008 Partingdale Cr.''<br />
''[[Richmond]], VA 23224''<br />
''(804)-674-9474''<br />
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''As of 6/20/2000:''<br />
''[[14 Branchland Court|46 Branchland Ct.]]''<br />
''[[Ruckersville]], VA 22468''<br />
''(804)-990-0198''<br />
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<u>Saturday, 4/29/2000:</u><br />
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On our 1st day of following Christian, we followed him as he was getting ready to go to the [[Pokemon Trading Card Game]] League at [[Books-A-Million]]. All ready to go, Christian and his mother leave for the League. On the way, they stop at B.P. gas station, so Christian could fill his sports bottle with some refreshing [[obesity|soda pop]]. After Christian enters Books-A-Million for the League, he sees someone with a rare, holographic "Team Rocket" Dark Raichu card. So he offers all his tradable holo rare cards and non-holo rare cards, but the boy did not want to trade his Dark Raichu card. After signing in with Marc, the Gym Leader, he trades a few cards, then he plays many card games. Much later, because of the release of the Team Rocket cards, now available in stores, a party was held with games and prizes. We watched as League members played a Musical Poke Ball game. A costume contest was also held; 5 people came dressed as Team Rocket members. But Christian was wearing his Ash get-up, like he usually wears every Saturday; it was originally a Halloween costume, but he thought of it as also a formal item to wear for the League. So, he entered and won 1st prize, a cool T-shirt. After receiving the T-shirt, he left for home so he could go to Ruckersville before it became dark.<br />
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[Photo: Chris, seated on his bed, holds up a number of Pokémon trading cards. Chris is shot against the light. The print is underexposed.]<br />
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- Christian is getting ready to go to the Pokemon TCG League at Books-a-Million.<br />
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[Photo: Chris stares down a younger opponent, about to put his last card into play.]<br />
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- Christian is playing a round of Pokemon with a fellow Trainer.<br />
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[Photo: Several young League members are playing a variation of Musical Chairs.]<br />
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- The League members are playing a round of Musical Poke Balls.<br />
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<u>Sunday, 4/30/2000:</u><br />
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On the 2nd day, Christian woke in his country home in Ruckersville. He helped his [[Barbara|mother]] by moving heavy and light boxes, furniture and stuff from the van to the house, and house to workshop. Afterwards, they loaded the van, got ready to leave and left for Richmond. On the way, they stopped at [[Country Cooking]] restaurant in Orange County for lunch. Later, they returned to Richmond, and re-unloaded their van. But, even though they worked hard today, putting and taking, there is still a lot to move back to Ruckersville.<br />
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[Photo: Chris's bedroom appears cluttered, yet cleaner than it's been of late. Out of focus.]<br />
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- This is Christian's Country Room.<br />
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[Photo: [[Barbara Chandler]], looking remarkably slim, is carrying a box. Shot against the light.]<br />
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- His mother is bringing in the last box from the van into the living room.<br />
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[Photo: Chris's soon-to-be-former living room is completely littered with junk. ]<br />
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- This is more stuff in the City living room to bring back to Ruckersville later.<br />
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<u>Monday, 5/1/2000</u><br />
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On the 3rd day, Christian spent an "ODD Day" at [[Manchester High School]]. The 1st class he went to was his English class with Mr. Goss. During class, Mr. Goss discussed the difference between Shakesphere's world and the real world of today. Christian rested his eyes after Mr. Goss's discussion, and before the bell rang. Next, he had Trigonometry...I'd hate to be Christian when [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|his nerves kicked into action]] after waking up from a "notey" snooze cruise, but I was. Next was Computer Graphics...it was great for him today, because he got to print his own CD cover. Next was [[Spanish]] 2...he took a quiz today, but I think he feels confident in his work. And finally, after a hard "odd" day, he rides home on a bus, but unfortunately, it had a few "[[slow-in-the-minds]]" on it.<br />
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[Photo: Two teachers are sitting in a classroom, having a chat. Chemical smudge and fingerprint in print, likely a result of putting a dirty photographic paper on enlarger.]<br />
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- Mr. Goss is chatting with his fellow teacher friend.<br />
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[Photo: The cover of ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]'' has just been printed.]<br />
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- This is Christian's CD cover after print, in the process of cutting.<br />
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[Photo: Three Chesterfield County school buses await their students.]<br />
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- These busses are full of nutty "[[Christian Weston Chandler|slow-in-the-minds]]."<br />
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<u>Tuesday, May 2, 2000:</u><br />
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On the 4th day, we follow Christian on an easier school day, an "Even Day." 1st, he went to English class...he cruised on a "Zzzz," while starting to read a "Dollhouse" story. 2nd was Photography class, but with the [[jerks|immature boys]], and getting up to develop photos, he never falls asleep in that class. 4th was Contemporary Living. Today, Mrs. Tortorella talked about eggs and microwaves, and from the eggs, I'm hungry. Which brings up lunch; on an odd day, Christian eats alone, but on even days, he is with friends: [[Tiffany]], [[Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah]], and Brian. Brian was not there today; he went on a field trip to D.C. 6th was Coping/Study Hall. During the free time in this class, Christian likes to get into a good book. And at 1:30, our hero leaves for home on...that bus.<br />
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[Photo: Chris discusses a class assignment with one of his teachers.]<br />
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- Mr. Bayuk and Christian are looking over a test strip for proper time length check.<br />
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[Photo: Chris is eating lunch with two of his best gal-pals.]<br />
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- Christian is eating lunch with Tiffany and Sarah.<br />
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[Photo: Chris has his nose in the spine of R.L. Stine's [http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/s/r-l-stine/in-too-deep.htm ''In Too Deep''].]<br />
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- Christian is reading an [[R.L.Stine|R.L. Stine]] novel during Coping class.<br />
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<u>Wednesday, May 3, 2000:</u><br />
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On the 5th day, we decided to take a break from lugging the tripod around at Christian's school. But instead, we will observe the daily activities the he does at home. He likes to play his video games (i.e. [[Pokemon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], etc....). He also likes to go onto the [[internet]] to browse for new Poke News articles and to check the status of visitors (or he updates) his website, [[CWC's PokeSite 2!]] He also likes to go swimming at the [[Homos|YMCA]] pool; he needs to cool off after a hard day anyway. He also likes to sort and look through his book of Pokemon "Trading Card Game" cards and his decks. And he also likes to express himself in his art. Then later, he brushes his teeth, takes a shower, say "good night" to his parents, watch a little [[TV]], then he goes to bed with music to relax to.<br />
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[Photo: Chris is sitting in his bedroom, playing Pokémon. Severely underlit.]<br />
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- Christian is playing Pokemon Stadium for [[Nintendo]] 64.<br />
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[Photo: Chris is sitting on his bed, looking over his Pokémon cards. Shot against light.]<br />
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- Christian is checking on his cards in his book and decks.<br />
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[Photo: [[The Wall of Originals]], only 1/4 complete, is already huge.]<br />
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- This is Christian's "Wall of Original Pokemon Cards."<br />
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[Photo: Chris's cluttered room features an early version of [[CWCville]]. Underlit, probably slightly out of focus.]<br />
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- This is Christian's City Room.<br />
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<u>Thursday, May 4, 2000:</u><br />
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On the 6th day, we followed Christian, and photographed the achievements of Christian and his friends. 1st, we noticed on the wall of the Cafeteria hallway were posters from [[CADD|Computer Graphics]] classes; one was his, and we photographed it. Next, in Christian's Contemporary Living class, he, Tiffany and Sarah were fixing filled pasta shells, garlic bread and a salad. [[obesity|Christian did not have any salad]]; lettuce or tomatoes (and [[Pickle|a few other vegetables]]) alone makes him feel green in the face. But After the bread and pasta shells were done (Christian and Sarah made the shells together) they all enjoyed a little something Italian. And during Photography class, [[Sex|he mounted a photo of his mother]] (he took and developed it himself) and later colored it.<br />
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[Photo: Chris's "busy" Computer Graphics poster reads "Computer Graphics... Make some neat-o stuff!"[[Chris and his Ego| and has "CWC" slapped ''six times'' all over it.]] The right edge of the print is underexposed, though this is barely noticeable.]<br />
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- Christian's Computer Graphics poster has a lot of Pinball action.<br />
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[Photo: Two of Chris's best gal-pals are eating the salad that they made.]<br />
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- Sarah and Tiffany are enjoying their green salad.<br />
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[Photo: A photo of Barbara Chandler has been set in a cheap homemade frame. Corner and - in a failure so grand that it's reserved for professionals alone - a band in right side of the print is underexposed. How Chris did this, we'll never know.]<br />
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- This "Mother of the Year 2000" Award will be presented to Christian's mother on the Mother's Day of 2000.<br />
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<u>Friday, May 5, 2000:</u><br />
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On the last day of our week-long journey, we followed Christian through one tough Friday. Christian came to school wearing a dress shirt and pants, a tie, and his cap and gown were in the bag. He went to English class, and took a vocabulary quiz. After the quiz, Christian signed the Senior Memory Book of his friend, [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell|Miranda Mitchell]]. During Trigonometry class, he took notes on SSA triangles and the Sine formula. Then in Computer Graphics class, he sketched an idea for a self portrait, and it suited the requirements. But, he'll have to wait till next class, because he needs a couple of his "home files" to start him off. In Spanish 2, he started on a test, but he did not finish it, because he had to go for the Senior Group Photo. Christian had to walk down a [[Reality#Real_Life|mile-long]] hill to the football stadium, and when he got there, he put his stuff down in the entrance, put on his cap and gown, and went to join the group of seniors. After the long wait for the pictures to be taken, being crowded like a sardine surrounded by [[JERKS|immature teenage boys]], and having the hot, hot sun shining down on him and everyone else, he went back to the shady entrance. He got his stuff, and on the way back up the hill, his bus driver drove down to tell him that she called his father and told him about Christian and the photo shoot taking so long. So Christian walked back up the hill, he became tired and sweaty. After he entered the school building, he rested in the open commons for a few minutes. Then he buzzed for his father to pick him up, got ready to go, chilled out, and got picked up by his dad. And that concludes our week-long documentary of...A Week With Christian W. Chandler, the [[autistic]] boy that has made it this far. :)<br />
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[Photo: Miranda is seated at a desk. Out of focus.]<br />
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- Miranda's first reaction to Christian's nice message.<br />
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[Photo: Chris is sipping from a can of Dr Pepper.]<br />
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- Christian is getting started on his lunch.<br />
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[Photo: Chris is sitting at a long table, looking exhausted. Somewhat badly lit, as Chris's face is in shadow.]<br />
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- Tired and sweaty from the mile-long climb in the hot sun, Christian rests for a few minutes.<br />
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[Photo: Chris organizes his many Pokémon cards in his room. Extremely underexposed print, the right corner almost completely underexposed.]''<br />
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- Christian is preparing his decks for the Pokemon TCG League tomorrow.<br />
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<u>A Week With Christian W. Chandler (A Self-Documentary).</u><br />
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Christian W. Chandler.<br />
4/24/Y2K<br />
Photo., 2.<br />
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''Christian's Parents.''<br />
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[Photo: [[Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] pose together, nearly managing to look happy. Barbara is wearing a shirt with the logo of First North American National Bank. ''Finally,'' a well-lit and mood-evoking photograph... gloriously enlarged on dusty paper.]<br />
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''Robert F. Chandler. Jr.''<br><br />
''Barbara W. Chandler.''<br />
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{{Writings}}<br />
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[[Category:Non-fiction]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tiffany_Gowen&diff=138148Tiffany Gowen2011-04-14T19:47:45Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>[[File:Tiffany.jpg|thumb|Unlike Chris, Tiffany has only one face so you know she's honest.]]<br />
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'''Tiffany Nicole Gowen''' is a "[[Peanuts|Peppermint Patty]]-type" [[gal pal]] of [[Chris]]'s from [[Manchester High School|high school]]. She is not a [[Homos|lesbian]]. Facebook confirms she is in a relationship with a real man! <br />
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In [[2007]], Chris described their relationship as "close, yet separate" like Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty.<ref name="dvd5">[[:File:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|DVD, note 5]]</ref> In [[2011]], ten years since he last saw Tiffany, Chris suddenly decided that she "understood him the most" out of all of his many gal-pals, and made a special [[LittleBigPlanet]] dedication to her, in the hope that she would see it and contact him. He has also started calling her "Tiff" for some reason.<ref>[[Autism Tutorial]]</ref><br />
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==Seinor Prom==<br />
Chris's greatest memory of her, which he will never forget,<ref name="dvd5"/> concerns their [[senior prom]] where Tiffany was dared to play [[America]]'s second favorite game - [[Kick the Autistic|dance the autistic]]: <br />
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{{quote|But that night, my trusted "Peppermint Patty"-Type Gal-Pal, Tiffany Gowen, asked me to dance with her. I hesitated at first, but she grabbed my hand and pulled me onto the dance floor. We danced for what felt like hours. It was the most pleasant experience of that night, and I thank her for dancing with me then. I hope to return the favor at our [[Manchester High School#Reunion_plans|Reunion]].|Chris<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile]]</ref>}}<br />
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File:415-CWCWeekP9 crop 2.jpg|Gazing at Chris during lunch break, Tiffany sees only a child in need.<br />
File:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|Tiffany (far right) with other gal-pals on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]].<br />
File:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany consoles [[Barbara]] during [[seinor prom]].<br />
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==Graduation==<br />
Tiffany was the only student to console Chris when he cried and ran away during graduation.<ref>[[:File:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|DVD, graduation note 3]]</ref><br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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{{Sweethearts}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Gowen, Tiffany}}<br />
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[[Category:People]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Requested_Pages&diff=138094CWCki:Requested Pages2011-04-13T19:51:04Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>A page to submit requests for pages.<br />
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Be sure to sign your comments!<br />
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A page going through the continuity and canoncity of the Sonichu canon with (or separately) discussing Chris's various retcons and why he's made such retcons. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:00, 6 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
*[[Continuity in the Sonichu comics|Done]]. It's not much yet because I've only gone through episode 5, but it's a start. --[[User:GodBear|GodBear]] 22:12, 10 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
Perhaps a page on Chris and Narcissism (maybe titled "Chris and Chris"?). We've got so many documented examples that it might be worth compiling it into a single page for analysis. This could overlap too much with [[Chris and reality]], though. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 12:14, 09 October 2009 (EST)<br />
[[Category:CWCki]]<br />
*Not a post saying I've made it, but a suggestion that it would be better to call it Chris and himself. Easier to say and understand at the same time. - [[User:Larrykoopa13|larrykoopa13]] 15:52, 01 November 2009<br />
**I had an idea titled "Chris and ego"/"Chris and his ego". However, I'm not ready to compile such an article atm; maybe later. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 01:20, 26 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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I finally found a quote from the Blanca e-mails about porn being educational. Anyone recall any other instances of Chris talking about educational porn? If so, we can make a page on "educational porn."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:31, 16 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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Going to work on a 9/11 page, a Brutal Legend page, and a page about the portayal of [[CChanSonichu|Liquid]]'s portayal in the [[Sonichu comics]]. Also a article about the Mary/Gary-Suish style of the Sonichu comics will be written. - someone who forgot to sign their comment.<br />
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I'm tempted to make a page on Christmas, mostly because we have several pics of Chris's Christmas and a few early comments about Christmas. Thoughts, suggestions, etc? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:47, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br />
* [[Christmas|Here you are :)]] The funny thing, I haven't read this request of yours when I made the page - great minds think alike, it seems ) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:39, 30 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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I Think that a page documenting Chris's lack of respect for authority should be made, not like police authority, more like parental authority, authority of teachers like Mary Lee Walsh probobly with the name Chris and authority. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 7:28, 29 December 2009 (CET)<br />
* I think police authority should be mentioned there, too --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:39, 30 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*Yeah that seems like it should be in there along with how he reacts to the managers authority when he gets banned. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 12:34 30 December 2009 <br />
I have finally created the [[Chris and authority]] page, yes it still needs some work but I believe that it's a good start nontheless. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 6:55 5 January 2010 (CET)<br />
I thought I allready asked for this, but I must have forgotten if and/or where. Anyway, I don't like how [[Nintendo]] redirects to shigeru. Do you think it's worth making a Nintendo page? There's more than enough shit to fill it up with. Also, [[SEGA]] redirects to sonic; same story. We actually have a page for [[Sony]], why not for Sega and Nintendo?.[[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 01:24, 19 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I've been trying to start up a possible "Chris and Censorship" page, but haven't found the right feeling for it. With his recent changes to his "fan" letters and what he's done in the comics, I think it should be noted somewhere --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 01:33, 30 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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An article on Dreams could possibly done, essentially trying to catalog everytime Chris describes his own dreams. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:59, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I think an article entitled "Chris and Maturity" is sorely needed. Many pages reference in passing his childish nature, but it needs to be discussed in detail. [[User:Achtung Baby|Achtung Baby]] 22:38, 12 April 2010 (UTC)Achtung Baby<br />
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I don't believe "TRUE and HONEST" is covered in [[Honest content]], and I think there should be an article on what Chris considers TRUE and HONEST. [[User:Hamsterjelly|Hamsterjelly]] 04:12, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I am honestly surprised there isn't a page on [[KCWC]]'s "broadcast" on 4 September 1998 (the one with Chris at 16 being treated like a kid and Barbara "phoning in" a request for Bob). I've been a long time lurker, first time contributor, so I'm not sure how to start the page, what to title it, or if its notable enough. [[User:Lexluthzor|Lexluthzor]] 05:16, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Good thinking, just call it whatever it's called on the [[DVD]]. We could possibly try to transcribe it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:53, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*There [[KCWC broadcast|you go]], broham.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:06, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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We should have a general article about the subject of Chris and Love that would consolidate his views on it and why they're completely distorted. The closest things we have are the [[Love Quest]] and [[Chris and Sex]] articles, which offer examples of his faults and his opinions on sex, but not love. Just a thought. [[User:Mutough|Mutough]] 18:57, 19 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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Not really important, but can we do a page on Ren and Stimpy, I caught a few references that he's made, but would it be enough to make a page for it? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 12:51, 13 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==SEGA and Nintendo==<br />
I don't like how these terms redirect to stuff that only touches the subjects slightly. Does anyone mind if I make pages for these two companies? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 01:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I mean, [[Sony]] has one. :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 01:26, 19 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I agree. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 02:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Requested_Pages&diff=138093CWCki:Requested Pages2011-04-13T19:50:37Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>A page to submit requests for pages.<br />
<br />
Be sure to sign your comments!<br />
<br />
<br />
A page going through the continuity and canoncity of the Sonichu canon with (or separately) discussing Chris's various retcons and why he's made such retcons. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:00, 6 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
*[[Continuity in the Sonichu comics|Done]]. It's not much yet because I've only gone through episode 5, but it's a start. --[[User:GodBear|GodBear]] 22:12, 10 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
Perhaps a page on Chris and Narcissism (maybe titled "Chris and Chris"?). We've got so many documented examples that it might be worth compiling it into a single page for analysis. This could overlap too much with [[Chris and reality]], though. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 12:14, 09 October 2009 (EST)<br />
[[Category:CWCki]]<br />
*Not a post saying I've made it, but a suggestion that it would be better to call it Chris and himself. Easier to say and understand at the same time. - [[User:Larrykoopa13|larrykoopa13]] 15:52, 01 November 2009<br />
**I had an idea titled "Chris and ego"/"Chris and his ego". However, I'm not ready to compile such an article atm; maybe later. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 01:20, 26 November 2009 (CET)<br />
<br />
I finally found a quote from the Blanca e-mails about porn being educational. Anyone recall any other instances of Chris talking about educational porn? If so, we can make a page on "educational porn."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:31, 16 November 2009 (CET)<br />
<br />
Going to work on a 9/11 page, a Brutal Legend page, and a page about the portayal of [[CChanSonichu|Liquid]]'s portayal in the [[Sonichu comics]]. Also a article about the Mary/Gary-Suish style of the Sonichu comics will be written. - someone who forgot to sign their comment.<br />
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I'm tempted to make a page on Christmas, mostly because we have several pics of Chris's Christmas and a few early comments about Christmas. Thoughts, suggestions, etc? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:47, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br />
* [[Christmas|Here you are :)]] The funny thing, I haven't read this request of yours when I made the page - great minds think alike, it seems ) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:39, 30 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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I Think that a page documenting Chris's lack of respect for authority should be made, not like police authority, more like parental authority, authority of teachers like Mary Lee Walsh probobly with the name Chris and authority. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 7:28, 29 December 2009 (CET)<br />
* I think police authority should be mentioned there, too --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:39, 30 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*Yeah that seems like it should be in there along with how he reacts to the managers authority when he gets banned. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 12:34 30 December 2009 <br />
I have finally created the [[Chris and authority]] page, yes it still needs some work but I believe that it's a good start nontheless. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 6:55 5 January 2010 (CET)<br />
I thought I allready asked for this, but I must have forgotten if and/or where. Anyway, I don't like how [[Nintendo]] redirects to shigeru. Do you think it's worth making a Nintendo page? There's more than enough shit to fill it up with. Also, [[SEGA]] redirects to sonic; same story. We actually have a page for [[Sony]], why not for Sega and Nintendo?.[[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 01:24, 19 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I've been trying to start up a possible "Chris and Censorship" page, but haven't found the right feeling for it. With his recent changes to his "fan" letters and what he's done in the comics, I think it should be noted somewhere --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 01:33, 30 December 2009 (CET)<br />
<br />
An article on Dreams could possibly done, essentially trying to catalog everytime Chris describes his own dreams. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:59, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
I think an article entitled "Chris and Maturity" is sorely needed. Many pages reference in passing his childish nature, but it needs to be discussed in detail. [[User:Achtung Baby|Achtung Baby]] 22:38, 12 April 2010 (UTC)Achtung Baby<br />
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I don't believe "TRUE and HONEST" is covered in [[Honest content]], and I think there should be an article on what Chris considers TRUE and HONEST. [[User:Hamsterjelly|Hamsterjelly]] 04:12, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
I am honestly surprised there isn't a page on [[KCWC]]'s "broadcast" on 4 September 1998 (the one with Chris at 16 being treated like a kid and Barbara "phoning in" a request for Bob). I've been a long time lurker, first time contributor, so I'm not sure how to start the page, what to title it, or if its notable enough. [[User:Lexluthzor|Lexluthzor]] 05:16, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Good thinking, just call it whatever it's called on the [[DVD]]. We could possibly try to transcribe it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:53, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*There [[KCWC broadcast|you go]], broham.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:06, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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We should have a general article about the subject of Chris and Love that would consolidate his views on it and why they're completely distorted. The closest things we have are the [[Love Quest]] and [[Chris and Sex]] articles, which offer examples of his faults and his opinions on sex, but not love. Just a thought. [[User:Mutough|Mutough]] 18:57, 19 February 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
Not really important, but can we do a page on Ren and Stimpy, I caught a few references that he's made, but would it be enough to make a page for it? <br />
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==SEGA and Nintendo==<br />
I don't like how these terms redirect to stuff that only touches the subjects slightly. Does anyone mind if I make pages for these two companies? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 01:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I mean, [[Sony]] has one. :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 01:26, 19 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I agree. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 02:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Kacey_Call_22&diff=137877Talk:Kacey Call 222011-04-06T01:36:22Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>Needs a narrative summary, see the IRC chats for examples.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:05, 4 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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He really finds Family Guy and Cleveland Show better than American Dad? All 3 are shit, but at least AD is a bit less shitty.--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 18:36, 5 April 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Kacey_Call_22&diff=137876Talk:Kacey Call 222011-04-06T01:28:09Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>Needs a narrative summary, see the IRC chats for examples.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:05, 4 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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He really finds Family Guy and Cleveland Show better than American Dad? All 3 are shit, but at least AD is a bit less shitty.</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=137857SonichuBabies2011-04-04T19:03:04Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>[[File:11cfxgi.jpg.png|thumb|What the sonichu babies could have looked like [[Chris and art|if Chris could draw]]]]<br />
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'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off the [[1980s]] cartoon ''[[Wikipedia:Jim Henson's Muppet Babies|Jim Henson's Muppet Babies]]'' by recasting the [[Chaotic Combo]] as [[Sonee and Rosey|babies]]. Much like [[Things Chris has ripped off|everything else he steals]], Chris's version of the series lacks any of the charm and wit the original cartoon had, transforming it into "Chaotic Combo as babies, doing stuff babies aren't ''supposed'' to be doing!"<br />
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Chris shows us his lack of understanding about what constitutes proper childcare by leaving them unattended. The children [[Chris and sex|kiss]], watch TV shows meant for older audiences, ostracize [[Blake]], and [[CWC Fighter|fight]].<br />
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This marked the first time Chris has actually done ''anything'' with his beloved Sonichu characters since the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas Special]] back in [[February 2010]].<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|q2PE_bTOKKc}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}} {{Comedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Not visible<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
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{{quote|We're having fun today in [[Chris's room|da room]], aren't we!}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
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''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws, singing]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
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''[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do the same for youuu...<br />
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''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosey]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you weren't theeere... <br />
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'''Rosey:''' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
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''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]''<br />
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'''Nanny:''' Is everything alright in here?<br />
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'''Babies:''' Yes Nanny!<br />
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''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
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''[Sonee and Rosey appear]''<br />
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'''Sonee:''' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey!<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's [[Wild]], [[Bubbles]] ''[Blake appears instead of Bubbles]'', [[Punchy]] ''[Angelica appears instead of Punchy]'', [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings]''<br />
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'''Blake:''' Hello. What? I'm [[Christian Weston Chandler|the weird one]]. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though.<br />
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''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]''<br />
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'''Both:''' Anyway, come with us, we'regoingtohavefun, whee!<br />
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''[Moves the two around without rhyme or reason]''<br />
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'''Both:''' Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. <br />
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'''Sonee:''' Ey Ro- ey Rosey we're jus' a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now?<br />
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'''Rosey:''' I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show.<br />
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'''Sonee:''' That what ya wanna do?<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Yeaah! Alright!<br />
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''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]''<br />
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'''Both:''' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
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''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]''<br />
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'''Magi-chan:''' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... [[wikipedia:The Young and the Restless|The Young and the Restless]]... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
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''[Disembodied legs return]''<br />
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'''Nanny:''' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me.<br />
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''[Comic Chris's trademark sneakers join]''<br />
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'''Chris:''' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies?<br />
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'''Nanny:''' Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.<br />
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'''Chris:''' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries.<br />
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'''Nanny:''' Look how we settled that!<br />
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'''Chris:''' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later. ''[Female legs leave]''<br />
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'''Chris:''' Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''[Hastily grabs bunch of children in view]'' ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
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''[Bubbles and Wild, Rosey accidentally sneaks into frame]''<br />
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'''Bubbles:''' What's the matter, Wild?<br />
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'''Wild:''' Iunno. Suddenly I just don't feel well.<br />
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'''Bubbles:''' Well, and why is that?<br />
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'''Wild:''' I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue!<br />
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'''Bubbles:''' You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does!<br />
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'''Wild:''' Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue!<br />
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'''Bubbles:''' Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes.<br />
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'''Wild:''' Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime.<br />
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'''Bubbles:''' Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round.<br />
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'''Wild:''' Okay! ''[Both move out of frame]'' Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
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''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]''<br />
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'''Punchy:''' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armor! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You freakin' no good-- [interrupted by off-screen female voice] Would anyone happen to have a nail file on them? ...C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec I thought [unintelligible] in real time because I watchin' live television! <br />
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''[Replaced by Blake]''<br />
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'''Blake:''' Yeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty. She's so bubbly, she's so fun! ...I'm just-b-I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets left out. And it's not because um- and it's not because o' my color! It's just because I have my own opinions aside from theirs. I do things for myself. ...Sometimes I like to re- sometimes I like to read even though I don't know how to read yet! ...I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. But I'm s- but it brings danger along som- uh, it brings danger with me sometimes, n'...that makes me sad. Y'know, they can't apprecia-me, appreciate me even though I'm never danger...<br />
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''[Sonee and Rosey enter, Punchy sneaks into frame]''<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Listen-listen to-m-listen to Blake over there. He's all goin' on an' on with his own self, impulses again.<br />
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'''Sonee:''' Yeah, always talkin' to himself, eh? I don't know, think he's gone weird-<br />
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'''Blake:''' Aw, will ya shut up? We all talk to ourselves at one time or another.<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Sorry, Blake!<br />
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'''Sonee:''' Yeah, sorry dude.<br />
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'''Blake:''' Aah, whatever. ''[Blake saunters off]'' Hmm. <br />
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''[Angelica enters]''<br />
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'''Angelica:''' All the lovely things we r- I read in the Bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna Bible. Good story.<br />
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''[Magi-chan appears]''<br />
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'''Magi-chan:''' Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica?<br />
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'''Angelica:''' Oh, this one, I'm reading about [[Sega|Genesis]]. The story of Adam and Eve!<br />
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'''Magi-chan:''' Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten.<br />
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'''Angelica:''' YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first.<br />
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'''Magi-chan:''' I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there.<br />
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'''Angelica:''' Thank you. [''Pause''] Oh no, Eve gets kicked out first? [''Whine''] Well, at least [[Women's Rights|we women grew to power]] eventually.<br />
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'''Magi-chan:''' Yeah.<br />
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''[Awkward pause]''<br />
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'''Angelica:''' Praaaise Jesus in all his lov- in all his... forgiveness for us, he died for our sins and everything.<br />
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'''Magi-chan:''' Yes, we are Christians. We go to church every Sunday.<br />
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'''Angelica:''' An' Nanny takes us!<br />
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'''Magi-chan:''' Yeah. And Chris comes with us too! [[Chris and religion|He's a good Christian, yes he is.]]<br />
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'''Angelica:''' So what you wanna do now?<br />
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'''Magi-chan:''' Let's go play with [[Lego]]s!<br />
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'''Angelica:''' Okay! Wheeee! We're off to play with Legos!<br />
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''[Long pause. Punchy and Bubbles come into view, before being hastily retracted. Chris mumbles to himself before replacing Bubbles with Wild Sonichu]''<br />
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'''Punchy:''' Hey Wild, you wanna spar a li'l?<br />
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'''Wild:''' Okay Punchy!<br />
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''[Punchy launches himself at Wild, falls over]''<br />
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'''Punchy:''' Huh. Got me there.<br />
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''[Wild "hits" Punchy]''<br />
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'''Punchy:''' Got me again. Well, I'm gonna get you now. PEWWWW!<br />
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''[Punchy flies into Wild, both go offscreen. Punchy returns alone]''<br />
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'''Punchy:''' Oh, shoot. I [[Mypoe|knocked him out da window!]] Yo c'mon[?], come in back in da window!<br />
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'''Wild:''' I'm really hurt! You had me lyin' in a bush!<br />
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'''Punchy:''' I'm sorry.<br />
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''[Awkward silence]''<br />
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'''Punchy:''' Aah, it's okay. Just be careful to watch yer punches. Cuz I gotta pull my punches if I wanna work[?] inside the nursery.<br />
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'''Wild:''' Yeah.<br />
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'''Punchy:''' So, I'll do that.<br />
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''[Punchy comes forward]''<br />
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'''Punchy:''' Because, [[Death threats|violence is not always the answer]] to e- is not always the answer. So- ye- uh, self defense, it ''can'' be... the answer.<br />
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''[Wild moves in front of Punchy]''<br />
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'''Wild:''' I agree. I don't like being bullied. Me, I was- b- m- I was out there riding my... bicycle the other day, an' [[Clyde Cash|bully]] comes up to me, and he, he g-steals the bicycle and he [[Kick the Autistic|beats me up]]! What's wrong with that dude?<br />
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'''Punchy:''' D'ya want me to go beat him up<br />
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'''Wild:''' Nah, I just need to learn self defense.<br />
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'''Punchy:''' I'm gonna go find and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|beat him up]]. Hiyaaa!<br />
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''[Both launch out of frame, but Wild returns]''<br />
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'''Wild:''' Ya don't even know what he looks like, where ya goin' Punchy? ...Anyway. ''[Turns around once, leaves]''<br />
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''[Punchy re-enters]''<br />
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'''Punchy:''' Th-you can't beat me Punchy[?], I'm [[Random-access humor|comical]], knock knock, who's there, orange, orange who, orange you glad I didn't say banana? ''[Pause]'' What? ''[Pause]'' Oh well. Knock knock. Who's there. Uhh, hello? What d'you mean, "hello". Well you said "who's there". Dyeah knock knock joke? I say "knock knock", you say "who's there". What? I stayed up watching [[Officer Keino|Home Movies]] one night. Place- It's a funny cartoon show with Brendon Small[?]. [[Sonichu 8|Not recommended for children]], though. It- still maybe teenagers. Or youth- or you- think it's a PG rating. TV-PG. ''[Jiggles around]'' I don't care I watched it by myself! I was up, I was wirey! I couldn't go to sleep! ''[Is still for a second, before leaving somewhat abruptly.]''<br />
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''[Sonee and Rosey return]''<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Okay so... What should we do now?<br />
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'''Sonee:''' I think let's go [[PlayingHouse|play House]]!<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Yeah let's go play House again!<br />
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'''Sonee:''' Yay! Doodoodoodooboodoodoo, hi honey I'm home.<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Oh, where've you been? Mmm, I mean, how was your day sweetheart?<br />
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'''Sonee:''' It's been good, y'know, I've just been, uh, doing business and everything. M-keepin' everything- keepin' the city safe with my swift speed and lightning attacks!<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Very good. I've been minding the children. Although when I went out, I wa- I was intercepted by one of the villains! But I- gre- myself at self defence, [[The Incredible Lioness|I struck them right back!]] And I stood my ground.<br />
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''[Pause]''<br />
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'''Sonee:''' That's very good. How're the children.<br />
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'''Rosey:''' I think I just told you that. ''[She didn't.]''<br />
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'''Sonee:''' Oh yes you did! The children are good! Hey- okay- so- that was good, let's do role reversal.<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Okay!<br />
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''[Switch places]''<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Hi honey, I'm home!<br />
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'''Sonee:''' Oh hi honey, how was w- how was- how was your work at [[Jackie|journalism]]?<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Oh, very good, I wrote- guh story here, and there. [Pause] The bank was robbed.<br />
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'''Sonee:''' There was a v- there was a bank robbery?<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Yeah, didn't you hear that? There was a horse and mane!<br />
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'''Sonee:''' Horse and mane?<br />
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'''Rosey:''' [[Random Access Humor|Sure, the horse was on the main!]]''<br />
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''[Pause]''<br />
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'''Rosey:''' What? Iunno. Go figure. Comedy. Anyway, [unintelligible], and I made, bulublugh, and I made, promotion!<br />
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'''Sonee:''' Very good. The children have been doi- have been doin' good today. I mean theyuh, the [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-]] I mean uh, the younger one [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pooped all over the place]]. Ugh, that was a whole bunch to clean up. And, uh... and the older one missed the toilet! I didn't know what to do with that, 'cept to clean it up, and tell her that it was wrong to do it in that direction, not to [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|aim it this way]], that. So I've been cleanin' and cookin' and keeping house all day long.<br />
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'''Rosey:''' And I've been out journalism all day.<br />
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'''Sonee:''' Yeah.<br />
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''[Pause]''<br />
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'''Sonee:''' Anyway uh, today was grocery shopping day so I went out for groceries. S- an' children ha- and children... went with me. I took them along with me. And, they were okay in the car for a little while but then there was a scr- then on the way home there was a screaming. Yeah, the younger one was tired. Just waawaawaawaawaa. Waaa. ''[Pause]'' So the older one kept- kept the, uh- kept the younger one quiet, you know. At least she knew better. So, she calmed him down.<br />
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'''Rosey:''' That's good.<br />
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'''Sonee:''' I had to change a few [[Butt garments|diapers]] to- I had to change a whole number of diapers for that little one. What a mess. But I'm willing to go through with it, because I am the father! The house husband.<br />
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'''Rosey:''' And I'm the one that goes out, make the money.<br />
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'''Sonee:''' Okay. So. Wanna end the show.<br />
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'''Rosey:''' Why not?<br />
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'''Sonee:''' The puppet show. Alright. Yeah.<br />
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'''Narrator:''' Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Dudududududuh!<br />
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''[Feet come back into view]''<br />
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Dududududududuh! Duh duh!<br />
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'''Nanny:''' Thank you very much, goodnight!<br />
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'''Chris:''' Goodnight.<br />
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==See also==<br />
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*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]<br />
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[[Category: Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-25]]</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_his_ego&diff=137591Chris and his ego2011-03-24T20:35:15Z<p>TheIronFjord: </p>
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<div>{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#Rejected Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]]}}<br />
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{{quote|For every one that exalteth himself shall be humbled; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.|[[Chris and religion|Luke 14:11 (English Revised Version)]], really hitting the nail on the head}}<br />
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'''Egotism''', out of all of [[Chris]]'s flaws, is the most important and self-destructive. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] in real life.<br />
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[[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of beloved children)]]<br />
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==Origins==<br />
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Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to shift blame for all of his troubles to other people. A sense of entitlement, again homegrown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his problems and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the importance of himself against others tilts far in his favor. The problem was compounded by his [[autism]], making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. [[Chris_and_reality#Outside_of_the_comics|He grew up in a different world.]]<br />
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But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been quite so crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, but Chris's development appears to have completely stopped altogether. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for the better part of a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and people let him.<br />
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===The enablers===<br />
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[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A]]<br />
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{{quote|Drunk or not, they had me. At an old age where my mother was so close to menopause and my father was a senior citizen. I was truly a miracle.|Chris, [[Mumble 3]]}}<br />
Chris's parents are enablers ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be. Adults with far more crippling mental health problems (from emotional disorders to mental retardation) live far more independently than Chris does, whether alone, alone with supervision, or in group homes.<br />
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For children like Chris, public school special education is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their lives, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on "buy-in." Chris's parents clearly never bought into these strategies, because they never fostered any interest in instilling any form of independence in Chris, thus undermining the entire regimen of special education and ending up with a man-child with entitlement issues.<br />
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===Monthly tugboat===<br />
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{{Main|Chris and money}}<br />
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{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job.|Chris, taking pride in being a lazy fuck.}} <br />
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Chris receives welfare from the government; a [[monthly tugboat|"monthly tugboat"]] as he calls it. Although intended for people who were unable to work, Chris continues to abuse the welfare system due to the fact that he is simply unwilling to work on anything except drawing [[Sonichu (comic)|his shitty comic]], [[Video games|playing video games]], and [[Love Quest|trying to find a girlfriend.]]<br />
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Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the monthly tugboat that he receives is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle—and thus his worldview—sustainable.<br />
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===Blind luck and the cherry picking fallacy===<br />
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[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up]]<br />
[[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|left|Article in PVCC's ''Forum'', proof that some people have too much time on their hands]]<br />
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park]]<br />
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A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|two-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego. <br />
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Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fanmail, letters-to-the-editor, [[Internet]] commentary, and other drivel. Each letter to [[Nintendo]] is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.<ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref> <br />
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{{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:<br />
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:"Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week, they receive, uh, hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to, uh, use ideas from f—fa—from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the, uh, requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly at work developing new and exciting products and game ideas."<br />
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Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved... medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}}<br /><br />
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The concept of form letters does not seem to occur to Chris, who seems to think the letter was written specifically for him. As if Chris didn't think his material was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' as icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume, whiny jerk that had pestered his way to acknowledgment. As he graduated from PVCC in [[2006]], his writing shows that [[Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, in order to become a true media sensation.<br />
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On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion has led him to believe that he has a legion of fans; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirm it.<br />
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==Narcissistic personality disorder==<br />
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[[Image:Narcissus.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST artist's depiction]]<br />
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It's entirely possible however, that Chris suffers from [[Wikipedia:Narcissistic personality disorder|Narcissistic personality disorder]], whose diagnosis criteria detail many of the characteristics that Chris exhibits.<br />
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{{quotebox|The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition, DSM IV-TR, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental disorders, defines narcissistic personality disorder (in Axis II Cluster B) as:<br />
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A pervasive pattern of [[CWCville|grandiosity]] (in fantasy or behavior), [[True and Loyal Fanbase|need]] [[Love Quest|for]] [[Barbara|admiration]], and [[Autism|lack]] [[Chris and remorse|of]] [[Chris and death|empathy]], beginning by [[PVCC|early adulthood]] and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: <br />
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1.has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., [[Art|exaggerates]] [[Honor roll|achievements]] [[CADD|and]] [[Sonichu (comic)|talents]], expects to be recognized as superior without [[China|commensurate achievements]])<br />
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2.is preoccupied with fantasies of [[Sonichu|unlimited success]], [[CWCville|power]], [[Honor roll|brilliance]], [[Chris and fashion|beauty]], or [[Sweetheart from the ground up|ideal love]]<br />
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3. believes that he or she is [[Autistic|"special"]] and [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|unique]] and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or [[Shigeru Miyamoto|high-status people]] (or [[Chris and the industry|institutions]])<br />
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4. requires excessive [[Fanbase|admiration]]<br />
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5. has a sense of [[Barbara|entitlement]], i.e., unreasonable expectations of [[Hanky panky|especially]] [[Honor Roll|favorable]] treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations<br />
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6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., [[Cole Smithey|takes advantage of others]] to achieve his or her [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|own ends]]<br />
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7. [[Chris and death|lacks empathy]]: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the [[Megan|feelings and needs]] [[Wallflower|of others]]<br />
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8. is [[Adam Stackhouse|often envious of others]] or believes [[JERKS|others]] are [[Kick the Autistic|envious]] of him or her<br />
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9. shows [[Mailbag|arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes]]}}<br />
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As you can see, these criteria describe Chris, right down to the sense of entitlement. Then again, many of the symptoms described match a typical diagnosis of autism. He may have both. [http://samvak.tripod.com/journal72.html Further reading is required to confirm the difference.]<br />
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==Manifestations==<br />
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Chris's egotism manifests itself in many ways.<br />
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===Unwarranted self-importance===<br />
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[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]<br />
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{{quote|I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]].|-Chris, [[Mailbag 48]]}}<br />
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As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice [[troll|observer]] to get lost in the sea of [[Sonichu]] shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. "Of course," you say, "he's got a billion hits on [[YouTube]] and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]]."<br />
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But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]:<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and [[Barbara|I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention]]. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:<br />
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*I will never hang notes on the wall again.<br />
*I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.<br />
*I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0&#61;No Respect...10&#61;Respect).<br />
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Please reply via E-Mail.<br />
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Christian C.}}<br />
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E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a [[personal army]]:<br />
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{{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[True and Loyal Fanbase|E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}<br />
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It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.<ref>Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> <br />
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{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}<br />
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The instant-gratification, instant-acknowledgment, and instant-attention—good or bad—that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience.<br />
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He also describes himself as "managing the varsity team"<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> in high school, when actually he was waterboy.<br />
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===Persecution complex===<br />
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[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint CWC the Martyr.]]<br />
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Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he "takes responsibility for" are still out of his hands. His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was [[Kick the Autistic|mean to him]], he didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]] or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]], ''and'' he doesn't deserve the 24/7 [[troll]]ing, among other things.<br />
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And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:<br />
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{{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services," Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE." MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia userpage]]}}<br />
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It doesn't help that he's engaged in a quagmire of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those DAMNED TROLLS keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].<br />
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{{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, THAT IS MY HOUSE}}<br />
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After the release of [[100 2178|May 8 video]] in which Chris blames the Greene County's school board for pretty much every misfortune in life (from being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], to [[Autism|being the social outcast we all know and hate]]) thereby cementing the notion that Chris will never take responsibility for his actions. The only time Chris had actually stepped up and admitted responsibility was the accidental formatting of his [[PS3]].<br />
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===Naïveté===<br />
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Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. He's like the [[Wikipedia:Sith|Sith]]: he only deals in absolutes. Either you're with him or you're a [[troll]]. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk—even from professionals—about the similarities between [[Asperger Syndrome]] and [[autism]], denies that there are any shortcomings in his [[Sonichu (comic)|work]], and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labeling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a troll.<br />
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Chris equates [[honesty]] with divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris- getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting his pants]], or even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.<br />
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His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising [[china]] or threatening [[Sonichu|his]] [[Copyright|identity]]. The earlier trolling schemes (such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]]) got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that they had to start a [[CWCki|wiki]] to keep track of it all.<br />
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In [[2009]] and [[2010]], Chris slowly began to "learn" to distrust trolls or to keep more of his [[PSN|information]] secure. However, many of his trolls believe this is akin to putting a shock collar on an animal. Eventually, in order to stop being shocked (not because they actually understand or care) an animal will start doing as it is told.<br />
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===Hubris: the pride before the fall===<br />
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[[Image:NeitherOfUs.jpg|thumb|It's fair to say that Chris is a narcissist]]<br />
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{{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3|right about that last part]]}}<br />
Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, this attitude has transcended self-confidence and erupted into full-blown hubris: Chris is convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[Chris and art|art]] are not just competitive with his peers, but clearly superior.<br />
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And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to have some sort of horror befall them.<br />
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But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get recognition for his art at high school graduation?<br />
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{{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}<br />
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Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?<br />
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{{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}<br />
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[[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb|What Chris sees when he looks in the mirror]]<br />
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All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also [[Barbara|extremely sheltered]], he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing [[CWCville|elaborate fantasy worlds]]. This is also probably why he sees mundane [[chores]] as [[Father Call|horrific trials of strength and will]]. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as ''psychological neoteny'', which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.<br />
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Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as ''omnipotence of thought''. Basically, in the same way he does with religion, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life in order to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that [[Magi-Chan]] is yet another Mary Sue for Chris, serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for ultimate authority. Why he felt it necessary to make [[Reginald Sneasel|yet]] another [[Sonichu (character)|character]] to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of [[CWCville]].<br />
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Another aspect of Chris's arrogance, and again caused by his childish way of viewing [[Virginia|the world]], is visible in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|a phone call]] with Alec Benson Leary, creator of [[Asperchu]]. In the call it is obvious Chris does not follow a mature procedure for developing a stance on issues. Where normally an individual will learn information about the issue and from there decide how they feel about that issue, Chris does it the other way around and decides how he feels about something, then refuses to believe, understand, or even humor any evidence to the contrary. While most people have very strong beliefs in some issues, so much so that they automatically have a prejudice against people believing differently (e.g. [[Barack Obama|politics]], [[religion]], etc.), Chris has this perspective on everything. He takes a position on matters, then finds ways to back it up and ignores all evidence for the opposing viewpoint. This is called a ''confirmation bias''. For example, Chris has decided [[homos]] are bad, so he selectively finds [[Leviticus|information]] that backs up his stance on the matter and ignores anything anyone will tell him about why his homophobia is bad and makes him a bad person. He will then go as far as to pretend he can [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|cure homosexuality]] with his own blood. Unless disliking homosexuals means he [[I'm Sorry, Dude|may not get laid]].<br />
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This is most apparent when he takes two contrary positions about a similar topic. The obvious example of this is Chris's understanding of the way [[parody]] functions. Chris will defend his right to make Sonichu to the hilt by claiming it is a [[Parody#Hypocrisy|parody]], but he then states that Asperchu is a bad thing because it is "parody of a parody". As you can see, Chris has decided that he has every right to make Sonichu so he backs this up with statements about his right to parody existing trademarked characters, but conversely he has decided Asperchu is bad, so he supports this position by stating it is a parody of his legitimate work.<br />
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===Materialism===<br />
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{{quote|I want Julie! Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, caring more about his precious PSN Account and Sonichu website, more than his [[troll|sweetheart]].}}<br />
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It is clear that Chris is a materialist (a common symptom of Narcissistic Personality Disorder), buying and hoarding large amounts of crap that make him feel good about himself. He may even believe that his unhealthy amount of children's toys might attract a [[sweetheart]], when any human being would clearly see that this man is [[Naïve|delusional]]. He also doesn't seem to have a problem with getting [[money]] for sitting on his ass, claiming he can get more from his [[tugboat]] than he could at an actual job. He has absolutely no concept of money, and believes he is entitled to everything he can buy. This stems from childhood, when Snorlax would take Chris to the toy store and encourage him to talk by giving him toys if he could read their names out loud <ref>See [[1980s#1989|1989 in Christory]].</ref>. Ever since, he's believed that just by being autistic, he deserves everything he can get his grubby hands on.<br />
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This mixture of compulsive hoarding, compulsive shopping, and autism is bad news all the way. He compulsively hoards all of his toys and video games because he wants to give them to [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(daughter)|his daughter]] in the future. He also seems to enjoy collecting things, which may explain why Pokémon appeals to him. Chris compulsively buys everything he can on the PS3, and is more concerned with trophies than actual gameplay. Most of the games he's downloaded have never been played. But the important thing is that he ''has'' it. Hoarding items in cases other than OCD is a sign of intellectual disability in older children. He may have inherited this behavior from his parents.<br />
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===Tender misanthropy===<br />
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A "tender misanthrope" is, by definition, "someone who despises humanity in general, but is ever ready to make an exception for the ''real'' people". In other words, an egotist who pretends to be benevolent. While it's obvious that Chris is an egotist, he truly believes that he's benevolent. He is the perfect example of a tender misanthrope, screaming death threats at what he knows of humanity (seeing as the only social contact he gets is from the [[Internet]]) while also believing that he is a kind, loving person who can [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|give advice]] and [[Pedofork|act as a role model for children]].<br />
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Another part of the definition states that "a tender misanthrope feels certain of being able to love real people if only they could be found - or, failing that, [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|to transform existing false people into idealized ''real'' people]] through social and political programs of the tender misanthrope's own making". The way that Chris treats [[homos]], seeing as he hates them all ([[Mailbag_53#Well,_that_makes_everything_better!|no matter what he says]]) and wants to turn them straight by placing them into co-ed prisons, reprogramming them into straights via concentration camps, or by creating a vaccine that "cures" homosexuality, certainly fits this description. The fact that he also generalizes trolls as homos also supports this. If that does not convince you that Chris feels he can make people into what he can emotionally attach himself to, there are also other obvious examples in his unique delivery of his intentions.<br />
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===Disregard of rules of conduct online===<br />
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{{quote|DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!|Chris, in [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#4 September|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}<br />
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Chris has little regard for the rules of online communities; when he joins up on websites, he tends to do things his way. He assumes that his own niche in these websites is under his absolute control: for example, he assumed that [[Wikipedia]] would allow him to post anything on his personal user page, or that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] would remove material critical to him if he just asked not-so-nicely. Sites like [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]] allow community participation; Chris simply disallowed comments, or later on, just ignored every comment he received. Chris also assumes that when other people host websites for him (in case of [[CWCipedia]]), he's given the final say on all matters. His record for getting permabanned is currently at two weeks on [[Flipnote Hatena]] when he foolishly tried to re-upload Flipnotes that had been removed for breaking the rules (without bothering to find out why they had been removed in the first place).<br />
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==War against the ego==<br />
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One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the [[white knight]]s. These [[slow-in-the-minds|misguided souls]] have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]], and could do no wrong. One of the more popular [[white knight]]s, [[Vivian Gee]], became a troll when she couldn't get through to Chris.<br />
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When asked to get [[Chris and psychology|real, psychiatric help]], Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word "counselor," she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious [[monthly tugboat]] on something useful when there are [[video games]] to buy).<br />
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==Examples of Chris's ego in the real world and in the comic==<br />
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{{Chris and}}</div>TheIronFjordhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:Chris-Straw.jpg&diff=137526File talk:Chris-Straw.jpg2011-03-23T05:10:05Z<p>TheIronFjord: Created page with "Aah, a classic. --~~~~"</p>
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<div>Aah, a classic. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 22:10, 22 March 2011 (PDT)</div>TheIronFjord