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<div>{{see also|September 2017 tweets|September 2017 Patreon posts}}<br />
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[[File:Sept2017 fb pic.jpg|thumb|Chris's increasingly cluttered profile picture.]]<br />
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This page is an archive of Chris's [[Facebook]] posts during [[September 2017]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris's posts, e.g. [[William Elliott Waterman]] and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.<br />
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== Hurricane Harvey Relief ==<br />
<br />
1 September<br />
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{{quotebox|I support the American Red Cross}}<br />
<br />
He linked to [http://www.redcross.org redcross.org].<br />
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== Still waiting on a Sweetheart ==<br />
<br />
7 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|I'm feeling a lonesome, sad moment from once again realizing I still need my sweetheart. I have not given up the search; it's still in my queue. I've backed off, also praying she will find me. And from good friendship and earning my trust, allowing me to earn hers as well, that something more sparking and staying on for the rest of our lives (together(?)). I'll recover very soon, but right now it hurts in my heart, to the point of crying.}}<br />
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He later posted the following:<br />
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{{quotebox|I feel like Chloe Price from "[[Life is Strange]] - Before the Storm", waiting and praying for my "Rachel f***ing Amber" to come swoop in and Batwoman me to somewhere safe.}}<br />
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[[NightStar2891]], his sockpuppet, tweeted an image of Chloe Price crying. He then Liked it with his CWCSonichu account.<ref>http://archive.is/Ou8EI</ref><br />
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==Amiibo Memory==<br />
7 September<br />
<br />
Chris responded to a Facebook memory from [[September_2015_Facebook_Posts#The_Amiibo_Hit_Etsy| September 2015]]<br />
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{{quotebox|Awesome Prototype Set. Soon enough, we might have them manufactured; collect 'em all.}}<br />
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==Lovely Fanart==<br />
7 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Love is Love, and it feels awesome; don't be blind to it. 😉}}<br />
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Chris added two images to the "Lovely Fanart" gallery.<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
Image:NightStarFanart1.jpg<br />
Image:Amychanwhiteknight.jpg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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==The Jessica Saga Begins==<br />
{{quotebox|I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us}}<br />
He linked to the video of the [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us| same name]].<br />
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Jessica Quinn:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen| Thank you sweetie. This means a lot to me }}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| This and your drawing has really cheered me up and made my day.}}<br />
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==Testing the Waters==<br />
<br />
In reference to his Facebook relationship with Jessica Quinn being changed to "a complicated relationship".<br />
{{quotebox|The only complication is us testing the waters.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Well... and an entire online community that couldn't ever understand.}}<br />
{{quotebox| Maybe not, but we'll ask them to be respectful of us.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| I wouldn't bank on it, but we'll see what happens.}}<br />
Nicholas Portmann: <br />
{{quoteboxpurple|I'm happy for you Christine! I hope everything goes well for you two! You deserve it after all of these years}}<br />
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==More Fanart==<br />
8 September<br />
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Chris added an image to the "Lovely Fanart" gallery.<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
Image:NightStarFanart2.jpeg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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Talmur R.:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxorange|How do I submit my fan art?}}<br />
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Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|You can DM or text it to me, tag me on uploading it onto your timeline, tag me on Tweeting it, email, etc.}}<br />
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==Blond vs turquoise hair==<br />
9 September<br />
<br />
Chris responded to a Facebook memory from [[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris the Consumer Whore| September 2014]]<br />
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{{quotebox|During my Blonde phase; when I had my hair coloured blonde. It was fun, but I like my turquoise hair much better.}}<br />
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==Jessica Quinn = Lovely Weather==<br />
9 September<br />
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{{quotebox|I drew this portrait of Jessica Quinn yesterday; she loves it. Also, to answer the "Lovely Weather" question, the name Was a placeholder in lieu of not knowing her actual name when I made and drew my Sweetheart Prediction in Sonichu #10. Take a good look at L.W. in the panel, then look at Jessica.<br />
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Jessica Quinn &#61; Lovely Weather<br />
<br />
My prediction came true; we are together; it is Awesome! 😊💖💖💖<br />
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[[File:JessicaQuinnArt.jpg|150px]]<br />
[[File:LovelyWeatherPhoto.jpg|150px]]<br />
[[File:CWCJessScreenshot.jpg|150px]]<br />
}}<br />
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Quinn:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Fantastic work love! Thank you}}<br />
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==Podcast Delayed==<br />
9 September<br />
<br />
In response to this [https://twitter.com/merryweatherey/status/906614238986338307 tweet by @Merryweatherey].<br />
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{{quotebox|Bonus follow-up, so most kind questions are accepted. No questions about my Sweetheart or our budding relationship, please. Support is good. }}<br />
Waterman:<br />
{{quoteboxred|Maybe you should've kept the relationship quiet if you didn't want attention about it?}}<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Semi public is ok. I don't have a problem with it as long as people can remain respectful of what we have.}}<br />
Chris:<br />
{{quotebox|That is the idea.}}<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| I trust your judgement hon. }}<br />
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==Chris wants to be on MLP==<br />
In response to [https://twitter.com/equestriadaily/status/906623435903848448 this tweet] from Equestria Daily<br />
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{{quotebox|Wow! Hopefully Night Star will be popular enough to be featured this or season 9. Help me get there, please. I'd Voice Myself! 😉}}<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| Fingers crossed }}<br />
Waterman:<br />
{{quoteboxred|They're not going to put your fan character in their show.}}<br />
Chris:<br />
{{quotebox| Not with That attidude, Mister Bill.<br />
}}<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Theres no harm in making the attempt Will. There's plenty of things that have been suddenly thrust into the pop culture spotlight.}}<br />
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==Patreon Update==<br />
{{quotebox|Pages will be uploaded after the Podcast is uploaded. Enjoy this fourth-wall break from Night Star. 😊}}<br />
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Chris then linked to [[September_2017_Patreon_posts#Music_request| his recent Patreon post]].<br />
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=="Fancy Greeting"==<br />
10 September<br />
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{{quotebox|A good afternoon to you, @AndreaLibman ; I am but a weary artist here to humbly compliment you on the fancy greeting you spoke in MLP. 😊Cute}}<br />
Quinn posted an emoji of a pair of eyes.<br />
{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler Oh, dear. I had just watched the "Daring Done" episode of MLP again, and I liked how Pinkie Pie spoke fancy like that to the fancy-dressed hotel clerk. Andrea Libman was funny saying her line.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| Hmm... ok.<br />
<br />
It just struck me as odd that you wanted to tell her you liked the sound of her voice. I was waiting for you to get back to me. I get it, it's fine. No worries.<br />
<br />
Get back to me when you can ok?}}<br />
Chris replied<br />
{{quotebox|Just did.}}<br />
{{quotebox| That tweet was supposed to stay on Twitter. My blooper. Whoops.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| ...oh.<br />
<br />
Ok then.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| I'm not upset. Just remember... you're mine. [[File:JessicaQuinn2.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{quotebox| Jessica Quinn yes, I am yours. I'm not flirting or anything. It's as you had earlier said about Doopie: nothing more than a platonic relationship with an artist/celebrity that I like and have no intention of seeking anything more. <br />
[[File:QuinnConversation.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| It's fine.}}<br />
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==Meeting Quinn in October==<br />
13 September<br />
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On [[Jessica Quinn]]'s Facebook page:<br />
<br />
Tom:<br />
{{quoteboxred|Have you met in real life?}}<br />
<br />
Jessica:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|We have a date planned for October 6th. That's all I'm saying about it. Nobody needs to know or needs to care what we do behind closed doors, so we'd appreciate it if everyone could just accept it and move onto something more worthwhile to focus on, ok? Thank you.}}<br />
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Chris:<br />
{{quotebox|Tom [REDACTED] yes, please, respect Jessie and I. Thank you, Tom.}}<br />
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==Facebook Memory==<br />
Facebook Memory brought up a [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2014_Facebook_Posts#The_Pride_Festival| Facebook post from 2014]<br />
{{quotebox|What a silly-cute photo from my first Pride Festival.}}<br />
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==Chris thinks trolls are jealous of him==<br />
14 September<br />
{{quotebox|The hateful trolls are just jealous that SONICHU and my life has entertained more people than they could ever entertain in their lives.}}<br />
Jessica:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|It's pathetic really, but it's an unfortunate part of the internet. Don't let these humanoid anchors weigh you down!}}<br />
Kayla<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|this is reallt cruel sonicchu save me}}<br />
Shayden<br />
{{quoteboxorange| You've just got to ignore them in the end of the day. They're the ones wasting their time on you, just goes to say something.}}<br />
Waterman:<br />
{{quoteboxred|That's incredible! When is the next patreon update gonna be, anyway? I haven't seen any since the sweetheart announcement.}}<br />
Mellanie:<br />
{{quoteboxpurple|Don't post about it, they keep doing it.}}<br />
Jessica:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|I agree. I would just focus on sharing all the positive things going on in your life. Negativity attracts negativity.}}<br />
Mellanie:<br />
{{quoteboxpurple| insulting trolls back is no better too.}}<br />
Jessica:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|And passive aggressiveness is just plain obnoxious, wouldn't you agree?}}<br />
<br />
==On the subject of bikini armor==<br />
15 September<br />
<br />
In response to a tweet by [https://twitter.com/merryweatherey/status/908741194540359680 @MerryWeatherey]<br />
{{quotebox|Reminds me of how in games, the most revealing of "armor" is the most powerful? I believe, aside from fan service, that's in reference to more ease of moving yourself with less restriction, and allowing the fullest strengths of the character be released to attack/defend.}}<br />
Waterman began a reply chain:<br />
{{quoteboxred| What games have you been playing? In GOOD games, that were made in the 90s, the player sprites never change when they equip something. The Assassin and Demoness in Hexen II were just as revealing with 0 AC as they were with 36.}}<br />
{{quotebox| Right, William Elliott Waterman, but we're talking modern-day games and anime now. What games haven't You heard of or played?}}<br />
{{quoteboxred|Didn't you think "what games haven't you heard of" was an impossible question to answer?}}<br />
{{quotebox|LOL! YES! Great answer!}}<br />
{{quoteboxred|eh... alright. The freedom of movement thing is supposed to be tied to the SPEED stat, isn't it? So lighter armor has the drawback of defense with a benefit of not cutting your speed. I don't buy that Higher defense <nowiki>=</nowiki> dodging logic.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Yes, but types of defense can vary. And Dodging is a defenseive tactic that allows the character to escape from where the epicenter of the attack would have hit, and causing less/reduced damage onto the character.}}<br />
{{quoteboxred| Video game mechanics are defined by their programming, not superficial visuals.}}<br />
<br />
==Updated Lovely Weather==<br />
16 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Updated, and more accurate, full drawing of "Lovely Weather" as reference to later stories featuring her and I.<br />
<br />
[[File:Quinn body .jpg|100px]]}}<br />
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==Chris at a gay pride festival==<br />
16 September<br />
{{quotebox|Good show so far; just chillin'; will give free hugs; come on down!}}<br />
{{quoteboxorange|Sounds fun!}}<br />
Waterman:<br />
{{quoteboxred| It's a live action adaptation of Sonichu 12}}<br />
Chris:<br />
{{quotebox| LOL.}}<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| I hope you're having a great time hon! ❤️<br />
<br />
Save some hugs for me ok? }}<br />
Chris:<br />
{{quotebox|You Betcha, Love! 😊❤️❤️}}<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| You better! 😊<br />
<br />
...keep it friendly, ok?}}<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Thank you for coming out to celebrate pride with us!!}}<br />
<br />
==Chris made the paper, wore the pony horn==<br />
September 17th<br />
{{quotebox|Check out who's on page three of "The Daily Progress" today! Ultimate Participation Trophy! 😊🌸🌸🌸🌈 #CVillePride2017<br />
[[File:Dailyprogress print cville pride cwc.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|OMG! How cool is that to have made the paper!<br />
<br />
Congratulations love! }}<br />
Waterman:<br />
{{quoteboxred| A participation trophy? Isn't that a joke in cartoons?}}<br />
<br />
==Sonichu is now on Tapas==<br />
September 17th<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|**Announcement: Sonichu Books will now be available to view online on Tapas. Currently, only Book 0 is on there, but the remainder, up to now, will be uploaded there. The Pages will No Longer be on my Facebook. And One Month after the completion of the Latest Book at the time, the book will be added onto Tapas. Thank You.}}<br />
<br />
He linked to his [https://tapas.io/series/Sonichu Tapas page].<br />
<br />
==Quinn as a MLP OC==<br />
17 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Second thing for right now: my Sweetheart and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real. I'm getting the ball rolling with this fresh piece of the two of us; I would like to see us in other lovingly done art styles. I have seen a LOT of MLP ship art that is Just Amazing. I'm a unicorn with Levitation and other powers; she's a pegasus; Please, Bronies and Pegasisters: Make us look as great as y'all can.<br />
<br />
[[File:Quinn CWC ponies.jpg |200px]]}}<br />
<br />
Kayla R:<br />
{{quoteboxred|Tony DisapontedMeatballpls draw then}}<br />
<br />
Chris<br />
{{quotebox| No. Does his art style look like it has Any sincere love in them?}}<br />
<br />
Quinn<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| This is so sweet. Thank you for including me hon, I absolutely love it!}}<br />
<br />
Chris<br />
{{quotebox|I Love You!}}<br />
<br />
Chris then posted:<br />
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{{quotebox|And here are drawings of her and I, separate, for initial references. There are more of Night Star, but right now, for Diamond Melody, it's just this one and the piece in the post right before this one. Cutie Marks included. Thank You.<br />
[[File:NightStar mark.jpg|200px]]<br />
[[File:Quinn pony.jpg |200px]]}}<br />
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==More Chris-approved art==<br />
18 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|This person can really do Shiny Art.}}<br />
<br />
Chris then added the following image to his "Lovely Fan Art" album.<br />
[[File:RandomFanart.jpg |200px}}<br />
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==Chris spots a ween==<br />
18 September<br />
Chris posted the following image<br />
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[[File:ChrisSpotsAWeen.jpg|200px]]<br />
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Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Absolutely pathetic, lol.}}<br />
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==Sonichu is pony now==<br />
19 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Also to my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters, the lyrics of my New Song (still needs music; read the fourth-wall-break), that I would love to see made into a PMV with Vinyl and AJ, please.}}<br />
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Chris linked to a [https://www.patreon.com/posts/love-is-love-not-14444545?utm_campaign=postshare&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook page] from Sonichu #12<br />
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==Chris is mad that trolls don't listen to him==<br />
19 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Hey! I just heard you trolls are bothering my Jessica; please, STOP IT! Leave Her Be!}}<br />
<br />
He linked to [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us]].<br />
<br />
==Sorbet memories==<br />
19 September<br />
<br />
In response to a Facebook Memory from [[September_2016_Facebook_posts#Another_new_cat|a year prior]]<br />
{{quotebox|Aww! He was much smaller back then, and I still remember the events of that day. He has grown, and we still care for and about him. }}<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| I love that little guy. He looks very similar to my little Clyde 😸<br />
<br />
I'm glad to know he's doing much better since the accident. He's very lucky to have such a loving owner!}}<br />
<br />
==More fanart==<br />
20 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|For me and Jessie, from Mell. Thank you.}}<br />
Chris added the following images to his "Lovely Fanart" gallery.<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Image:Ponyquinnfanart.jpg<br />
Image:Nightstarfanart3.jpg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|I can't believe how nice these came out!<br />
<br />
Thank you [REDACTED].}}<br />
{{quoteboxpurple|Np}}<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|These are actually really cute, fair play}}<br />
Waterman:<br />
{{quoteboxred|Who is Mell?}}<br />
<br />
==EQG BS==<br />
20 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|The Equestria Girls versions of our OCs. Instead of a horn, my third eye is really open.}}<br />
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He then added the following images to "Lovely Fanart"<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Image:JessicaQuinnEquestriaGirl.jpg<br />
Image:NightStarEquestriaGirl.jpg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
=="Psychic Links"==<br />
20 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|I just wanted to offer a viewpoint, and agreements, with the @LazyCastPodcast crew. After listening to their latest Podcast, I opened my Cartoon Network app, and I watched The whole quintuple set of Blisstina episodes, plus the two-minute short. I agree with the L.C. on the Professor's motivation(?) towards Bliss, with Chemical "W"? LOL I guess if he had used "Y", it would have been a boy with a female soul. Anyhow, the childhood interest was already long there, but to change that to "competition with an Astroboy clone-maker", that Was not cool. As an individual, I can respect Blisstina as the outcast, and empathize too. None, Blossom, Bubbles nor Buttercup had Awesome Psychokinetic and Teleportation Powers like B.T. does. Her personality may be put into question, but she is who she is.<br />
<br />
And I agree with @JessooDessoo (by the way, Happy Birthday, Jess! Couldn't help myself; still a fun thing to celebrate and jest), on the following. It is not usually the best to pass the world and character family to a fan; despite knowing the stories, up to the certain points and whatever, they are unlikely to fully appreciate the how the family and the world fully works. Which is why I stressed how much I need to be involved in the final Sonichu and Rosechu products and series and everything. There are a load of "Fan"-Fics that take a lot of my work, misunderstood, out of context. Adulterated, XXX-rated, offensive garbage. And years ago, when I saw all of that, I had felt that nobody was fully getting the real heart and soul and love and care that only I, as the prime creator of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon and the city of Cwcville, VA, with all of my psychic-connections to that dimension and family there, Am the sole able person who can document the history and stories and just about everything in and around there and them.<br />
<br />
Just to also comment, the LazyCast Podcast, while foul-humoresque, I find their antics funny and crazy. To all 18 and older, or if you can tolerate them, check out their series on iTunes and YouTube, and their Patreon page. So Hilarious!<br />
<br />
Thank you.}}<br />
<br />
==Chris takes another internet personality test==<br />
20 September<br />
<br />
Chris posted the following image<br />
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[[File:miscpersonalitytestthing.jpg]]<br />
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==More fanart==<br />
20 September<br />
Chris added the following image to "Lovely Fanart"<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Thank you, Tony.}}<br />
<br />
[[File:Nightstarfanart4.jpg|200px]]<br />
<br />
21 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Thank you, Kayla Rei.}}<br />
[[File:Nightstarfanartkaylarei.jpg|200px]]<br />
<br />
==Chris is fat, doesn't realize it==<br />
21 September<br />
<br />
Chris's Facebook linked to an identical tweet<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Want to naturally grow larger breasts? I eat 12 Prunes a day, and I put soy sauce on Non-Sweets; this Really Works for me!}}<br />
<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| Can't wait to see the results. Good luck!}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Those French fries look amazing by the way.}}<br />
Waterman:<br />
{{quoteboxred|errr}}<br />
<br />
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==Yet more fanart==<br />
21 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|More Awesome Fan Art! Thank You, Thomas W.}}<br />
<br />
Chris added the following images to his fanart gallery<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
File:Thomaswfanart1.jpg<br />
File:Thomaswfanart2.jpg<br />
File:Thomaswfanart3.jpg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
The next day, he added a photo of fan mail.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Just got it today. Thank you, Alyssa Thomas! 😊 I'm holding my book with it to show the size of it in scale.<br />
<br />
[[File:Book 0 and fanart.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
<br />
==Chris assumes Sonichu consplayer is unironic==<br />
22 September<br />
<br />
Chris posted an [http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s320x320/sh0.08/e35/c0.135.1080.1080/21227275_504249266592705_6296913425964466176_n.jpg image] of a Sonichu cosplayer/fursuit at the SanJapan convention.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Awesome job!}}<br />
<br />
==Chris uses Facebook to evade a Twitter block==<br />
22 September<br />
<br />
Chris linked to a tweet from [https://twitter.com/sttabitha/status/911384472305537024 Tabitha St. Germain], as is unable to respond to her on Twitter.<br />
{{quotebox|Yummy!}}<br />
<br />
==Opinion on Sachumo's CWC Documentary==<br />
22 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|feeling pained.<br />
<br />
I was busy, enduring one inevitable thing that I Had heard, about me, was okay, that I would have to sit through...<br />
<br />
How this came up, when I was being interviewed for the Internet Dream Cafe podcast, I was cited as a Legend. I felt lost, because I was so emotionally problematic, to use that term loosely, between 2007 and up to 2014, when I came out. I never really understood why I was a Legend. I do not know for full, during the span of that time or so, how many people I had actually inspired.<br />
<br />
Because he addressed me as the Legend, I asked Merryweathery How I was a Legend, or Why. He told me I was very well documented, for one thing. And he linked the more recent video, "Sonichu 101". But then I was reminded of the Documentary, which goes up to 2014, and could do with more updating.<br />
<br />
Anyhow, I was afraid of watching the Chris Chan Documentary, as I had thought it would hurt me with a lot of the recounting of the events I was Trolled and Bullied, for the Most part. But on the other hand, there could have been some commentary from various people talking about how they were inspired by me, or something, I don't know.<br />
<br />
So! About 8:55 PM, after I had a shower, I turned on and Listened to the Chris Chan Documentary. I felt it would be WAY Too much for me to endure Watching it, so I covered my eyes with my turbie-twist, I had my earbuds plugged into my iPod. I Listened to the whole thing. I cried at some of the pre-2004 topics, as they were Not offensive, they reminded me of times when I was so young, that I was like this or that. My tears welled into the turbie. For about Everything Before 2004, it Was Positive, it Was kind. And then, starting with the early days of my Sweetheart Search, and Megan, and Snyder, Mary Lee Walsh; I had a bunch of Oh My God! moments in response. But that was Cake. And then, I heard the old song I sang, that makes me cringe now, in tune to "I Want It That Way" from N*Sync, "Virgin With Rage", and then the "Sagas" with the Trolls and the theoretical exes; all of That was a medium-size slice of hell to me. So, in my overall feeling of that Documentary, I gave it a Thumbs Down on YouTube; I feel like it is about 45% Hellish, out of the whole hour.<br />
<br />
I Really WISH, and I Feel it would do me a Whole Better World of Good for a documentary, or a full compilation of, recorded video testimonies from all of the people who were actually touched by my work, or by my kindness and efforts, in the genuine, Positive words, to outweigh all that four years of hate (07 to 11),... I Want That Video Made!!!<br />
<br />
You All wanted me to watch this Documentary; I had emotional difficulties Listening to it! It Is Done!!!<br />
<br />
There will Not be any Reaction Video of me watching this "Documentary", EVER!!!<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Miss Christine Weston Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
He posted [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s a link to the video].<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|You are adorable, Christine!}}<br />
{{quotebox|That's what Jessie told me in response after telling her all this. What of my story warranted the compliment of "adorable"?}}<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| I called you adorable because of what you said to me after the story! Not because of it, or your reaction to the whole thing.<br />
<br />
Calling you adorable after you clearly were experiencing grief and regret is a pretty shitty thing to say.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| This was adorable. Not the story.<br />
<br />
[[File:Quinntext.jpg|150px]]}}<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Imagining you with your turbie-twist over your eyes!! I have to hide my eyes too, sometimes. You're a brave girl}}<br />
{{quotebox| I will give you that.}}<br />
<br />
==Ideas for an updated documentary==<br />
23 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|An updated documentary, with Lots of kind testimonies, is a lot of help. Especially since the people I've met at at least BronyCon, who all were affected positively, even in some remote way, it is good. A key would be Trimming down the "Sagas", down to a brief summary in each, add in the updates that happened within the Three Years (from 14 to 17), showing off some of the better examples of my kindness and personality, I do believe a better Documentary about me could be made. As I said, I did find positive and good in the first 50 to 55 percent of the previous Documentary.<br />
<br />
Also, to add and heavily note, while I did use to be homophobic, my past anti-gay moments; I was really more upset with the mislabelings of my sexual preferences. And when I Had the Cwcipedia website, the adultive male-on-male images, they badly triggered me. I was feeling constantly upset; my better judgment was clouded. I am more tolerant about all that, I'll share a smile and a hug with a gay dude in kindness; just don't force the behind-closed-door content on me.<br />
<br />
I am a Lesbian; I am Very Much attracted to women. I am a Transwoman; Total Female Soul in a male to female transforming body. I am with Sweetheart. I have lots of good friends, and I am liked and appreciated by my closest and beyond. I am fully happy and blessed. I also forgive all of the people who have wronged me years to many years ago. I do pray they and I can be friends again, but that's up to them.<br />
<br />
Thank You. 😊❤️<br />
<br />
Love and Sincerely,<br />
Miss Christine Weston Chandler<br />
<br />
[[File:Yep TV DVD and comics.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxyellow| "Adultive" is not a word. That said, if you want to put an update on the record, you'd have to do it yourself. Keep in mind however that everything a public figure says tends to get misinterpreted.<br />
<br />
Have you considered focusing on work instead?}}<br />
==More EQG shit==<br />
24 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|I like sharing kindness, wisdom and good vibes. 😊}}<br />
<br />
He linked to some EQG video on youtube.<br />
<br />
==Chris wishes it was his birthday now==<br />
25 September<br />
{{quotebox|I just found this on Netflix, and pretended it was February 24. Thank You, @AndreaLibman . And Happy Birthday to You!}}<br />
He linked to a MLP happy birthday thing on youtube.<br />
<br />
==Quinn breaks up with Chris==<br />
26 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| feeling heartbroken.<br />
<br />
Why did I lie? To protect from a truth? Why did I sneak? To hide from the bullies? NOT worth it when your hearts are on the line.}}<br />
<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|[[File:Quinn mad.jpg |200px]]<br />
<br />
You lied because you thought you could get away with it!<br />
<br />
You can't blame "bullies" or anyone else but yourself for this. I trusted you. 😡}}<br />
<br />
Mellanie Chafe:<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|I know this is off topic, but...your brows are beautiful.}}<br />
<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Fuck you 😡}}<br />
<br />
Chris updated both his profile picture and video to a scene of him crying.<br />
<br />
{{See also|Jessica Quinn#Break-up}}<br />
<br />
Later, Chris posted:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|feeling pained.<br />
<br />
My head is feeling constricted. I’ll be on break from my phone for a while.}}<br />
<br />
==Back together with Quinn==<br />
26 September<br />
<br />
Chris deleted the posts from the previous update.<br />
<br />
He then linked to [[Doopie|LazyCast episode 10]]:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|With due respect, this one was the last @LazyCastPodcast I’ll hear; cutting my ties. I’m sorry for unsubscribing.}}<br />
<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Thank you. You made the right choice.}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Just cutting off loose ends.}}<br />
<br />
Later, he posted:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Last comment on this: cutting off these ties, in all prior context, I feel like I’m conceding defeat against my will. But I Promised.}}<br />
<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| Against your will? ...really?}}<br />
<br />
==Peace of mind==<br />
26 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|To find Peace of Mind, your remaining demons have to be faced and sorted out.}}<br />
Waterman:<br />
{{quoteboxred|What is "peace of mind" supposed to mean?}}<br />
<br />
==Status change==<br />
27 September<br />
<br />
Chris changed his status to "feeling loved with Jessica Quinn."<br />
<br />
==2016 Election memory==<br />
27 September<br />
<br />
Facebook memory linked to a post from [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2016_Facebook_posts#.22Thoughts.22_on_the_debate|a year ago]<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|My mother and I voted for her; I wish we could pretend HE is not president. Drop in the ratings, people. Eh.}}<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|I still liked Bernie better. I couldn't justify voting for her when the DNC rigged the primaries in her favor. Trump is a doozy, but I honestly don't think she'd really be any better.}}<br />
<br />
==The Jessica Saga resumes==<br />
27 September<br />
{{quotebox|We’re made up and moving on. Yay! 😊}}<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|The past is in the past, and lessons have been learned. Things will be ok }}<br />
<br />
==Patreon Update==<br />
27 September<br />
{{quotebox|He Truly Loves Her!}}<br />
<br />
Chris linked to his Chris then linked to [[September_2017_Patreon_posts#Sonichu_LOVES_Rosechu| his recent Patreon post]].<br />
<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Truly spoken from the heart.}}<br />
<br />
==Chris attempts to offer relationship advice==<br />
27 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|A bit of wisdom I offer to All still searching for their Sweetheart and True Love.<br />
<br />
Make Friends First. Don’t push for romance. Such a reckless rush could cause a heart burst. From your circle of friends, keep your heart open to all of them, for within the group, you are more likely to find the one with lots in common. Or, otherwise, one of them will open their heart for you, and with further conversation find their emotions confirmed and true. If you make the move to up you two to Sweethearts, do not be afraid to make that first move when you really feel the full motive to start. Or, when the one person opens for you and asks to upgrade, take your time to feel it for yourself; you’ve might have it finally made.<br />
<br />
With that I bid you the Best of Luck and Prayers.<br />
<br />
You may share this wisdom with others who may need it very much so.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Miss Christine Weston Chandler}}<br />
Quinn:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| Confidence and taking initiative helps too. ❤️<br />
<br />
And honesty with oneself - and their partner.}}<br />
<br />
On Twitter, Chris interacted with the weens:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|I wish I had a sweetheart ☹️}}<br />
{{quotebox|Have an open heart, don’t be afraid. Your sweetie is likely in your friendship parade.}}<br />
{{quoteboxorange|stream minecraft sonic mods}}<br />
{{quotebox|Not my expertise; sorry.}}<br />
{{quoteboxpurple|I wish I had one too... But after a while I eventually gave up on looking. It be nice if I do find 1 but I'm not forcing it. 😥}}<br />
{{quotebox|Keep Heart, Have hope and faith. Life is a coinkie-dink strafe.}}<br />
{{quoteboxred|it also sounds like you're saying "be friends first and expect one of those friends to date you later on"}}<br />
{{quotebox|Oh, Back Off, go make a rhyme. Love will come your way in good time.}}<br />
<br />
==Sonichus and last names==<br />
28 September<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Another question answered: the Sonichu and Rosechu Surnames. Mainly, there are not any surnames amongst our Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon, including our Prime Sonichu and Rosechu. When they have to put their names down, though, they each made up a Nickname for themselves, or others have made up a popular Nickname for them.<br />
<br />
Magi-Chan came up with his nickname during his time being Mewtwo’s protege, as among what was shown to Magi-Chan, he liked the magicians of the world; it was a pun that stuck with him. Wild Sonichu names himself soon enough as he grew up in the wilds of the jungle, even though his personality is more grounded.<br />
<br />
After Kel’s Raichu transformed into Rosechu, Rosechu did name Herself that, but Kel gave her the nickname of Rosey, and Sonichu started calling her that as his main term of endearment. Rosechu allowed Rosey to become her unofficial First Name.<br />
<br />
Sonichu, names himself Sonichu, after his transformation and day-saving. No Nickname was ever given to him. But he and his Rosey Are considered the Prime Sonichu and Rosechu, as they both were the first of their respective species.<br />
<br />
So, to answer the question of how they signed their Marriage Certificate, it was signed as (last name) Sonichu & (first name) Rosey (last name) Rosechu.<br />
<br />
In their union, either one can be addressed as Mister Sonichu/Rosechu or Missus Sonichu/Rosechu. They these marriages of a Sonichu and a Rosechu remains without either member having to take their partner’s last or species name.<br />
<br />
Thank you.}}<br />
<br />
{{facebook}}</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=January_2017_Facebook_Posts&diff=212976January 2017 Facebook Posts2017-10-23T04:11:01Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>This page is an archive of Chris' [[Facebook]] posts during [[January 2017]]. Posts are sorted by date and linked to the source material from Facebook. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. [[William Elliott Waterman]] and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1266912353403241 Happy New Year!]==<br />
2 January at 3:42 am<br />
{{quotebox|Happy New Year! 🎉🎉}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1268662986561511 Inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories]==<br />
4 January at 12:04 am<br />
{{quotebox|I want to let everyone know that in respect of my fans versus the trolls and bullies, over the Internet, through the phone, or even in hand-written letters and mail, And after all of this time, I am still feeling most unable to differ between the genuine good fans and people from the insincere and sarcastic bullies. While I do appreciate the positive encouragement, I feel unable to feel it inside from the uncertainties and fears. It is not your fault, those who have written actual praises in the past in digital or pencil/ink. And among which, I feel the continuing uncertainties contribute to my inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories. The elephant-in-the-room factor aside from that being, simply, the pester of "legality" questions and disputings in my creations and work. Not to mention the continuing financial problems here and the "head of household" worries that leave me feeling more troubled. Aside from the obvious big money to settle the debts, I feel at a loss of direction or whatever. It all constantly drives me feeling mental, crazy and depressed.<br />
<br />
Remember, I have a Patreon now, and the monthly donations and monthly goal of $500 a month (to update the page of that detail soon), to save that per month to accumulate to the big amounts needed here, so please consider making the monthly pledge to help me recover more quick. Thank you.}}<br />
<br />
Chris linked to his [[Patreon]].<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154143249406717?comment_id=10154144685786717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D Pmurt's face should be banned]==<br />
4 January at 12:09 am<br />
<br />
Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.<br />
{{quotebox|I would discourage portraying Trump's mug Anywhere, Period.}}<br />
<br />
==Encouraging a friend==<br />
4 January at 9:35 am<br />
<br />
Chris responded to one of his IRL friends, showing support for her post on hoping to see more media made that features female empowerment from the African-American community (link redacted).<br />
{{quotebox|Right on, [REDACTED]!}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1269267156501094 Shared post on tribute to Pulse victims]==<br />
4 January at 4:43 pm<br />
<br />
Chris shared a post from LGBTQ Nation on a tribute to victims of the 2016 Pulse Nightclub shooting.<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154154664401863?comment_id=10154158487721863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Empathy for gay men]==<br />
4 January at 11:10 pm<br />
<br />
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post. It is about gay men, who plan to get married, receiving a piece of hate mail resembling an RSVP. Chris empathized with the gay men, showing the progress he's made since his days of hating gays.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|The bastards; how dare they RSVP like that? Damn haters.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1269501456477664 Love is Love comic commentary]==<br />
4 January at 11:47 pm<br />
<br />
Chris commented on the [https://www.idwpublishing.com/product/love-is-love/ "Love is Love" comic], an anthology series dedicated to the victims of the 2016 Pulse Nightclub shooting. He uploaded photos of 12 pages and included his commentary.<br />
<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:LL1.jpeg|Haters, go find happiness in Love, Not Hate<br />
File:LL2.jpeg|Yes, Stop teaching hatred; encourage love.<br />
File:LL3.jpeg|When Harley's not with Mr.J., she and Ivy will play.<br />
File:LL4.jpeg|This was me in the in-and-out trials years ago, and then I followed through fully.<br />
File:LL5.jpeg|If Deathstroke can turn to Love and throw away the guns of Hate, you can too.<br />
File:LL6.jpeg|Quit your judging of others.<br />
File:LL7.jpeg|This story is just really awesome and sweet. :)<br />
File:LL8.jpeg|This one is also just awesome and sweet.<br />
File:LL9..jpeg|Be a lover, not a hater; be happier with everyone else.<br />
File:LL10.jpeg|If you must comment, then Encourage the obvious positive of the moment.<br />
File:LL11.jpeg|This is just funny; "Doc Drumpf" sent out Haters. Anyone want to guess who "Doc Drumpf" was obviously parodied off of. "Let's make ______ Drumpf again." Very good wordplay and reference.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
'''Comments'''<br />
<br />
Waterman:<br />
{{quoteboxred|Teachers don't let students read modern, good things. In order for it to be acceptable assignment material in classrooms, it has to be old and boring. Secondly, that kind of assignment is demanding students to be honest, which will always get a failing grade. They have to lie and recite the teacher's uneducated opinion to be able to get a pass.}}<br />
Chris:<br />
{{quotebox|Wow. You really seems to cower in public opinions of yourself, don't you?}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154164812666863?comment_id=10154166112106863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D More lessons for trolls]==<br />
8 January at 12:31 am<br />
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.<br />
{{quotebox|This is lots of good stuff for the homophobic internet trolls and cyberbullies.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1272102189550924 Share this penny to attract money]==<br />
8 January at 12:32 am<br />
<br />
Chris shared a video of a "lucky penny."<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154167092406863?comment_id=1874011346210806&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D I would wear a vagina necklace]==<br />
8 January at 4:27 pm<br />
<br />
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post, which asked its readers if they would buy a vagina-themed necklace.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|I would!}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1272656339495509&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Trump should read Love is Love]==<br />
8 January at 4:35 pm<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|I just had a thought, I would be very interested to hear his response to the "Love Is Love" comic book, after Donald Trump receives a copy in his mailbox and he personally has read it cover to cover.}}<br />
<br />
'''Comments'''<br />
<br />
Marie:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|He wouldn't read it }}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Why don't you send him a copy and see.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1272911496136660 Women need to be hugged]==<br />
9 January at 1:43 am<br />
<br />
Chris shared a video.<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1273414722753004 Barred from donating blood]==<br />
9 January at 4:31 pm<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|feeling pissed off.<br />
<br />
I have a complaint I feel need to voice: I was just about to donate blood at a local blood drive today, but I was deferred from donating, because I was a Transgender. Apparently the FDA saw to not accept blood from Transgender people, due to the varying levels of testosterone/estrogen balances in our blood. This, I feel, IS Outright Bogus. Not All Women and Men, who aren't Trans, hell, NOBODY has Perfect Hormone levels. Those who may or may not, you are not 100% either, sir or miss. Regardless, those people are Still acceptable donors; some of which may still have yet to come out as amongst the LGBTQ, themselves. I will be locating how to contact the FDA and voice my complaint to them as well.<br />
<br />
Food for thought. Thank you.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>#BloodServices<br />
<br />
#FDA</nowiki>}}<br />
<br />
Chris linked to Vablood.org. He possibly went to a blood drive event (mentioned in the News section on that website)<ref>http://www.vablood.org/news-events/news/charlottesville-broadcasters-for-blood-drive/</ref>, which offered free food and prizes.<br />
<br />
{{collapsible<br />
|The event's vendors and prizes list<br />
|Food Sponsors: <br />
McDonald’s<br />
Taco Bell 29 North<br />
Dunkin’ Donuts<br />
Papa John’s Pizza<br />
Red Hug Food Co.<br />
Raising Cane’s<br />
Domino’s Pizza<br />
Jimmy Johns<br />
Bonefish Grill<br />
Travinia Italian Kitchen<br />
Jersey Mike’s<br />
Chick-Fil-A<br />
<br />
Prize Sponsors:<br />
All American Car Wash<br />
UVA Athletic Department<br />
Sam’s Club<br />
Sprint Pavilion<br />
Gold’s Gym<br />
DoubleTree Hotel<br />
Wegman’s<br />
Whole Foods<br />
Jiffy Lube<br />
Wells Fargo<br />
Colonial Auto Center<br />
Costco<br />
<br />
GRAND PRIZE RAFFLE: Crutchfield TV!<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Comments'''<br />
<br />
Waterman:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|They probably thought you've had Male-to-Male sexual contact. I've been donating blood for more than 3 years and am forced to read the "educational materials" before donating each and every time, and the DO NOT DONATE IF bullet list always has "do not donate if you are a male and had sexual contact with another male (penis-to-penis or mouth-to-penis), even once, since the year 197X." It's probably the risk of AIDS or something. Sorry, Christine. Dunno about the estrogen/testosterone thing, but if you've been taking estrogen supplements, it could be a risk to whoever receives your blood.}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|That is a bad assumption for you to make.}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Is there any actual scientific evidence behind the varying hormone levels to actually the recipient of (matching blood type) said blood from a Trans donor?}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|There Should be a Direct and recorded transfusion of blood between (matching type) a Transgender and an a non-Trans person with post-effects recorded as well. Then I would find credibility, but the way I see it, my past blood donations, as far as I know, haven't harmed the recipient's hormone levels. Granted, I may stand corrected on recorded uses of the blood I past donated. Go ahead, Mister FDA, prove your theory.}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|I would personally volunteer to be the donor in that experiment.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154169767321863?comment_id=10154170523851863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D I wish Obama could stay]==<br />
9 January at 8:40 pm<br />
<br />
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post on the Obama family readying to depart the White House.<br />
{{quotebox|I want them to stay.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1275970612497415 Reviewing Skylanders toys]==<br />
12 January at 5:03 pm<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|My figure finally came in, and I reviewed it, personally.}}<br />
Chris linked to [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff]].<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1276027599158383&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3&permPage=1 Playing with toys in public]==<br />
12 January at 6:46 pm<br />
<br />
This photo was taken at [[The End Games]], where Chris plays Pokemon.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|I forgot to add the comparison of my Skylander figure with my [[Christine Doll|Equestria Girls Minis doll]], so here's the photo of that.<br />
<br />
[[File:Cwc and cwc.jpg|thumb]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1276398705787939 Lawn tractor still for sale]==<br />
13 January at 5:51 am<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|We also still have our tractor for sale; had to repost. Call my mother, not me, for serious purchase. Thank you.}}<br />
<br />
He linked to the [[Craigslist]] listing.<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1279289672165509 Don't Watch Inauguration, Bruce Wayne for President]==<br />
16 January at 9:59 am<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|I have been asked recently about the upcoming inauguration this week (I do not know which day it is on), but regardless, I will not be watching it, period. All those who are against Trump as well, unless you will be there personally to protest and so forth, I insist you all not watch it either.<br />
<br />
On a related topic, I recently watched the movie "Suicide Squad"; I liked the movie, as well as the portrayal of Harley Quinn. In link to the "Love Is Love" comic book, Batman and Robin take a pair of pages to appreciate how we of the LGBTQ community are different from society like them, and yet we are more leaning towards making up a lot more than that in the number of people in general.<br />
<br />
With that, I consider to think that Gotham City is a Pro-LGBTQ city, which I feel is a very good thing. And, if we could, I'd rather have Bruce Wayne be the Millionaire President, over Trump. Since Mr. Wayne is more kind and understanding to us. But, unfortunately, we ended up with the #FakeNewsJoker that is #Trump.<br />
<br />
Just my two cents for now. Thank you.}}<br />
<br />
'''Comments'''<br />
<br />
Quinn:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Suicide Squad was a fun movie. 🃏<br />
<br />
Just had a funny thought, bear with me now - Bruce Wayne portrayed himself as a obnoxious rich playboy by day but solved Gotham's problems by night right? What if, IF, Trump acted the way he did but secretly had America's best interests at heart? It'd be a crazy twist huh?}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|It is plausible, but I am not convinced that is the case of Trump.}}<br />
<br />
==Empathy for disabled baby==<br />
16 January at 10:11 am<br />
<br />
Chris commented on [http://www.littlethings.com/kenadie-grows-up/?utm_source=reba&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=baby an article] shared by Reba McEntire.<br />
{{quotebox|Thank you for sharing this, Reba. She is cute and very special.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1279366828824460 MLK Day]==<br />
16 January at 12:07 pm<br />
<br />
Chris shared a post from Goodwill Industries of the Valleys on a MLK quote.<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1279368038824339&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Playing lesbians with dolls again]==<br />
16 January at 12:12 pm<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|"[[January 2017 Paid Video Requests#Paid Video: Happy Anniversary Fraun & James|What is Love, Love, Love?<br />
Love is Love, Love, Love.<br />
And when you have a lot of it, it, it.<br />
You're a cut above, bove, bove.]]"<br />
<br />
[[File:Christine doll and vinyl as lesbians.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
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'''Comments'''<br />
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Waterman:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Proclaiming you're a cut above someone is not love.}}<br />
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Chris:<br />
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{{quotebox|It's a pun; word play. You don't have to take it literally.}}<br />
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Waterman:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|You're telling people not to interpret something literally?}}<br />
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Waterman:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|I don't even see how that's a pun, and the literal meaning would be, like, if you were cut into a totem pole above another totem pole cut. It doesn't add up.}}<br />
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Chris:<br />
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{{quotebox|Really, Bill? You should have common sense of when to take some things seriously and Not to take some things seriously.<br />
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That's the trouble from Internet Trolls; they take EVERYTHING Literal and Seriously in a reckless manner. Have some restraint.}}<br />
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Waterman:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|But... it's still saying that people who are loved/have a lot of love are better than those without.}}<br />
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Chris:<br />
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{{quotebox|Well, I did not mean it like that. I was rhyming "Love" with "Above".}}<br />
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Waterman:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Who is the character your self-insert is kissing, btw? Is it a mystery?}}<br />
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Chris:<br />
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{{quotebox|My [[Christine Doll|Equestria Girls Mini self]] is making out with [[My Little Pony|Vinyl Scratch]]; the obvious reason is my [[Love Quest|fantasy of having said moment with a woman]] who can move me with her own music (not necessarily anyone already famous or known).}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1280561305371679 MLK Quote]==<br />
17 January at 9:35 pm<br />
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Chris shared a post from Barnes and Noble on a MLK quote.<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154183070216717?comment_id=10154183680891717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D It’s a trap!]==<br />
17 January at 8:59 pm<br />
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Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.<br />
{{quotebox|"Pence graciously invites"? I feel like this might be a trap.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1281619131932563 Cursive]==<br />
18 January at 11:58 pm<br />
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Chris shared an image approving of the teaching of cursive writing.<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1281648918596251 LGBT isn't a choice]==<br />
19 January at 12:24 am<br />
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Chris shared an image stating that Gay, Bi and Trans are not choices.<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154188171281717?comment_id=10154188502896717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Gay dance party]==<br />
19 January at 1:56 pm<br />
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Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.<br />
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{{quotebox|Awesome! I'm glad everyone is safe and had a great time.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1282390191855457 Grammar game]==<br />
19 January at 8:02 pm<br />
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Chris took a grammar quiz and posted his results.<br />
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{{quotebox|100!}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1283347731759703 USA has no president or vice president]==<br />
20 January at 10:51 pm<br />
{{quotebox|The United States of America Has No President or Vice President.<br />
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Having been sworn into office, Trump and Pence, I will Not and Never will acknowledge nor entertain either of them being in the White House. And should any "Presidential" or "Vice Presidential" announcements be televised or uploaded, I see Not either Trump nor Pence, but an empty chair with no audible speech whatsoever.<br />
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Therefore, I reiterate, this Nation Has No President or Vice President.<br />
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<nowiki>#USAHasNoPresident20162020</nowiki>}}<br />
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Chris rated his post "sad." Then, he linked to his [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever]] video.<br />
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He also spammed this message on multiple Facebook posts:<br />
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{{quotebox|#USAHasNoPresident20162020}}<br />
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*[https://www.facebook.com/womanista/posts/404474029884296?comment_id=404621503202882&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Womanista]<br />
*[https://www.facebook.com/womanista/posts/404442099887489?comment_id=404621529869546&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Womanista]<br />
*[https://www.facebook.com/womanista/posts/404367979894901?comment_id=404664276531938&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Womanista]<br />
*[https://www.facebook.com/playboy/posts/10154470314309086?comment_id=10154471346494086&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Playboy]<br />
*[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/videos/10154190724541717/?comment_id=10154193480351717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D LGBTQ Nation]<br />
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He also posted to "Americans Against Trump"<ref>[[https://www.facebook.com/AmericansVsTrump/posts/1306312452740817?comment_id=1307142209324508&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D]]</ref>:<br />
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{{quotebox|I did not watch it either. And frankly, I do not care Ever to watch it, even on uploaded video.}}<br />
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Joey K. gave him a reality check:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|get to used to it, trump is in for 4 yrs}}<br />
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But Chris was undeterred.<br />
{{quotebox|No, there is NO President or Vice President in office for four years. #USAHasNoPresident20162020}}<br />
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At 1:18 am, Chris [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1283458855081924 shared a video from MoveOn.org], which features Elizabeth Warren accusing Trump of "ignorance, racism, sexism and lies," and she talks about "one lie that helps sum up what Donald Trump is all about," while talking about him not disclosing taxes.<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1283517048409438 Stressed and dizzy @:(]==<br />
21 January at 2:55 am<br />
{{quotebox|Feeling - tired, dizzy, stressed, on No Sleep until further notice in this night. @:(}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1284094445018365 Moving forward and lawn tractor still for sale]==<br />
21 January at 3:14 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Well, I'm moving forward. My mom and I still have the tractor for sale; please, call my mom for serious purchase. Thank you.}}<br />
He linked to the [[Craigslist]] ad for the tractor.<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1285478794879930&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3&permPage=1 Custom Skylanders box]==<br />
22 January at 10:43 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Now THIS is how [http://www.toysforbob.com/ Toys For Bob] should package the custom Skylander figures.<br />
[[File:Skylanders packaging.jpeg|200px]]}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1285551254872684 Open letter to Barron Trump]==<br />
22 January at 12:56 am<br />
{{quotebox|I agree with this article; the child differs from the parent, and we all can make positive that Baron T. doesn't end up as a full-on Super Stereotypical, Spiteful and Egotistical Male.<br />
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To Young Mister Baron Trump,<br />
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I, for one, feel for you as a victim of Cyberbullying and Internet [[Troll]]ing, myself. I, too, have been emotionally and mentally broken, beaten, and scarred, especially during the earlier years when I tried to self-manage my web presence with my own websites of my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] character. Google me; I have been past disgraced and deceived by those bullies who pretend to be of good intentions. I have later better learned to ignore their hatred and not respond or address their individual cruel words. And, I have the option in my phone, email, Facebook, etcetera, to program their contact info into a single "Trolling Stupids" contact list and block the lot of them.<br />
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But, fortunately, out of the number of people worldwide, the haters are but a small percentage. And of a larger percentage, are a vast community of people who are more open-hearted and kind, as I can and do personally vouch for, as I have met these people face to face. And these kind people, themselves, have been ridiculed and discriminated and bullied more so than I, even having been high-functioning autistic in my life. And it may surprise you to know what community of people is this, who are able to keep open minds and open hearts for everyone, despite and in counter of the people who hate. These are the people of, and the supporters of, the [[Homos|Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender/Transvestite and Queer; the LGBTQ, Communities]]. And I, myself, am a [[Tomgirl|Lesbian Transwoman]]; no shame, and I wear the person that I am with Pride and Honor.<br />
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There Was a time before I realized mine being a female soul trapped in a male-born body, when I was homophobic. But I became better aware of these kind and open-hearted people, and learned how understanding and compassionate they are, and with that, losing the homophobia, I felt more at peace with myself and those around me.<br />
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As a certain comic book also reminds us, we are not born with hatred; hatred is taught; let us not teach our children to hate, but to continue to love one another. Another Old book teaches this well; the Bible. And the Bible is a guide of past examples that we could follow to be better people, but it is not mandatory. All we need for our own personal individual happiness is to live our lives and be kind to other people and ourselves. And both these books agree: regardless of who and what, "Love Is Love". Love is caring enough for those that you would share or give up something of yourself to make that and those other people smile and feel better.<br />
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An example of which, I pray you have been finding at least an ounce of is the such same kindness from your father, as well as those closest to you. And I, personally, extend such kindness as I type this letter to you, Baron, by sharing some of my wisdom and experience to help you be able to better cope the hatred from others by countering them with open-hearted kindness and understanding.<br />
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Thank you for listening, Baron, and God Bless you.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Miss Christine Weston Chandler,<br><br />
[[Ruckersville, VA]], USA.}}<br />
He linked to [http://www.elephantjournal.com/2017/01/what-people-should-have-tweeted-to-barron-trump/ an article from Elephant Journal].<br />
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'''Comments'''<br />
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Waterman:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|"From a 75 year old grandma." That explains why this person doesn't know the difference between bullying and trolling.}}<br />
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Chris:<br />
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{{quotebox|Do YOU know the difference between Bullying and Trolling, Bill? Post that comparison on Your timeline; [[Ego|see how many responses you get]].}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1287546528006490 Yahtzee]==<br />
24 January at 5:14 pm<br />
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Chris saw his [[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Yahtzee Dream|own post from 2014]] and shared his thoughts on it.<br />
{{quotebox|Huh, I vaguely remember that dream from three years ago, but it IS a good idea for this version of Yahtzee.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154213027521863?comment_id=10154214457616863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Trump's baker donates to LGBT]==<br />
24 January at 5:31 pm<br />
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Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.<br />
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{{quotebox|Big Hats-Off to the Bakery! }}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/AmericansVsTrump/posts/1310939155611480?comment_id=1311371622234900&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D Pope's statement on Trump]==<br />
24 January at 5:38 pm<br />
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Chris commented on an Americans Against Trump post.<br />
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{{quotebox|And That is from our Freakin' Pope; Trump and Pence should be forced to abdicate the offices after this.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1287596861334790 Sherry Vine's music]==<br />
24 January at 5:48 pm<br />
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Chris shared his thoughts on a post from LGBTQ Nation.<br />
{{quotebox|This is a great new take on a classic tune. I would proudly download the MP3 of this track. Thank you, Miss Vine; that was very well said.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154205525346717?comment_id=10154207668746717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D A reason for the internet]==<br />
24 January at 6:08 pm<br />
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Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.<br />
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{{quotebox|I half-agree with this. A) We, the LGBTQ want that same respect to not be verbally abused on the streets. B) The Politicians Should be more compassionate and understanding of us, and if that person is a bigot, they should know that, and then he/she promises to improve themselves for the better of us all.<br />
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And that is one reason for the Internet: to look up how that said politician is viewed as and encouraged to learn better of the LGBTQ communities and people, to be less of a bigot and similar offensiveness.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154213689806863?comment_id=10154214563841863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Melania's relationship with Donald Trump]==<br />
24 January at 6:12 pm<br />
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Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.<br />
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{{quotebox|Perhaps, but that does depend on how she actually feels. These subtle non-verbal cues are fair to lead to that conclusion, but Melania should be free to personally make the statement asking for help before everyone combines into Superperson and leaps into the White House through a freshly-smashed window.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1288328324594977 Patreon link]==<br />
25 January at 6:55 am<br />
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Chris linked to his [[Patreon]].<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1288851714542638 A eulogy for Mary Tyler Moore]==<br />
25 January at 4:30 pm<br />
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{{quotebox|I always enjoyed and liked Mary between her MTM show and Dick Van Dyke, and everywhere else I hear she is in, including being a supporter for Lots of things. She Was [[Hair#Tomgirl hair|an inspiration for the modern sassy women]], and as a kind person, all-around. God Bless Mary Tyler Moore in her next life. ♥♥♥}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/elephantjournal/posts/10154879979614223?comment_id=10154882315204223&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D Abstinence is a joke]==<br />
26 January at 1:33 am<br />
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Chris commented on an Elephant Journal post.<br />
{{quotebox|I am reminded of something I have said before that is related: "[[F Abstinence|Abstinence is a joke]]". And I feel glad this person agrees with me on that on the basis that the young will want to practice it, regardless. The best we can do is be supportive of the children and help them keep it safe, but still enjoyable.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=950494298378383&set=a.110060325755122.19471.100002534669114&type=3 Trump's travesties]==<br />
27 January at 3:15 am<br />
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Chris changed his profile picture back to one from 2015.<br />
{{quotebox|I felt it appropriate to [[November 2015 Facebook Posts#Empathy For Terrorists|change my profile photo back to the filtered one for what happened in France the while back]] with due respect of the continuing of [[Trump]]'s most drastic and uncouth actions in office. We're all in it bad. I Really Wish Hillary had won the election and became our president. I Told You All she WAS the Smart Choice. Now everyone is building hatred because of Trump's wrongdoings. We should not hate, we should come together in our common goal to undo the travesties; we need Hillary Clinton in that office, STAT and ASAP. We can't take another minute longer with him in office separating us all, as not only the United States, but the loving and caring people of the world.}}<br />
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He rated his own post "sad."<br />
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'''Comments'''<br />
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Chris:<br />
{{quotebox|I'll feel better when Trump is out and he takes Pence with him. Meanwhile, he's filling walls fast with Terrible Actions and Orders. :_(<br />
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It is not funny.<br />
[[File:Pmurt executive orders meme.jpeg|200px]]<br />
}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/MelissaEtheridge/posts/10154273308082776?comment_id=10155075629839374&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Melissa Etheridge]==<br />
27 January at 3:33 am<br />
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Chris commented on a post by Melissa Etheridge, which asked her fans which cities she should visit in 2017.<br />
{{quotebox|Come to Charlottesville, VA!}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1290435717717571 Shared Anti-Trump link]==<br />
27 January at 3:38 am<br />
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Chris shared an [http://www.advocate.com/commentary/2017/1/26/how-election-affected-queer-teens article] after reading it from the Human Rights Campaign's page.<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1290436234384186 Love conquers hate]==<br />
27 January at 3:39 am<br />
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Chris shared a meme image saying, "No one is born racist. It's [[Chris and race|learned behavior]]"<br />
{{quotebox|Amen! Love Conquers Hate.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1291891697571973 Trump is temperamentally capable of being President <nowiki>[sic]</nowiki> ]==<br />
28 January at 3:17 pm<br />
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{{quotebox|"Trump is temperamentally capable of being President"; Hillary Clinton said it; I saw it from his character in the debates (I could see that from a mile away)...<br />
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THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU (All People) BEFORE!}}<br />
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Chris shared an [http://bipartisanreport.com/2017/01/27/johns-hopkins-top-psychotherapist-releases-terrifying-diagnosis-of-president-trump/ article] alleging that Trump is temperamentally ''incapable''.<br />
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'''Comments'''<br />
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Marie:<br />
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{{quoteboxorange|Don't you mean temperamentally incapable?}}<br />
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Chris:<br />
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{{quotebox|Augh! D'oh!}}<br />
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Subsequently, Chris edited the post to correct his typo.<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1291904620904014&set=a.231211170306703.53887.100002534669114&type=3 New cover photo]==<br />
28 January at 3:44 pm<br />
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Chris updated his cover photo to a page from [[Love is Love]], matching the update he had made to his [[2017 tweets|Twitter]]. The previous cover photo was an ad for his [[Etsy]] shop, which he had been banned from for the past seven months.<br />
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[[File:Cwc fb cover 2017 Jan.png|200px]]<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1291920504235759&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3&permPage=1 Caught a Pokemon]==<br />
28 January at 4:14 pm<br />
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{{quotebox|I'm Wonder Trading from my Sun game; I just got a Shiney Celebi!<br />
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[[File:Shiney celebi.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
it should be noted Celebi is one of the few Pokemon who can never be shiny<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1293109167450226 Shared link to feminist blog]==<br />
29 January at 9:12 pm<br />
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Chris shared [https://crossknit.wordpress.com/2017/01/23/so-you-wanna-be-an-intersectional-feminist/ an article] titled "How to survive in intersectional feminist spaces 101."<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/Newsplex/posts/10154768881778564?comment_id=10154771864073564&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D More power to them]==<br />
30 January at 3:07 am<br />
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Chris commented on news of a local Trump protest group.<br />
{{quotebox|More Power to the group!}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/HuffingtonPost/posts/10154659229091130?comment_id=10154539318542909&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D Trump should be impeached]==<br />
30 January at 5:46 pm<br />
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Chris commented on a Huffington Post article.<br />
{{quotebox|Good God; Trump can't be Impeached Soon Enough; the sooner we get him and Pence out of office, the better.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1294110137350129 Keep open hearts and minds]==<br />
30 January at 10:44 pm<br />
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Chris commented on a United Methodist Church article.<br />
{{quotebox|We must all remember to keep our hearts and minds open for everyone; Not to block everyone off. As with the refugees, we the LGBTQIA communities as well must help remind everyone to keep open hearts for others.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1295026890591787 Yer a wizard, Chrissy]==<br />
31 January at 5:44 pm<br />
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Chris gets sorted into [[Harry Potter|Hufflepuff]].<br />
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{{quotebox|I have just been sorted.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/GirlOnGirl/posts/757306557768344?comment_id=757407601091573&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Trump's movie night]==<br />
31 January at 7:37 pm<br />
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Chris commented on a post about Ellen DeGeneres mocking Trump's movie choice.<br />
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{{quotebox|Those were clever comparisons.}}<br />
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]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Financhu_Crisis&diff=212975Financhu Crisis2017-10-23T04:07:40Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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{{Articleofthenow}}<br />
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{{quote|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!|Chris, April 2017,<ref name=getajob>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job]]</ref> after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}<br />
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[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png |thumb|400px|Chris's online activity for much of 2016]]<br />
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The '''Financhu Crisis''' is a term coined by users from [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]] to describe the steep decline in the Chandler family's financial management beginning in early [[2016]]. <br />
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Signs of the Chandlers' worsening finances were made apparent by the increasing amounts of begging videos and donation requests on [[YouTube]] and [[Facebook]].<br />
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Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is elderly on a [[tugboat|fixed income]], and [[Chris]] is [[stress|''lazy'']] on a fixed income, one could only bleakly speculate what will happen when Chris is eventually left to fend for himself once Barb passes away.<br />
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In June 2017, Chris began to take his [[Patreon]] account more seriously and recommenced drawing Sonichu comic pages. He has gotten several hundred dollars per month for his efforts. As a result, the begging has subsided.<br />
<br />
==Background==<br />
[[File:Financhu Wordle.png |thumb|400px|A wordcloud of the videos and Facebook posts Chris made during the Financhu Crisis. Note how big "money" and "donations" are...]]<br />
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To this day, the Chandlers' financial woes are caused by their own irresponsible behaviors. Chris, [[Chris and money|learning absolutely nothing over the years]], has squandered any available money on [[Lego|children's toys]], [[PS4|video games]], [[McDonald's|fast food]] and [[sex toys]]. Barb, on the other hand, has simply been ignoring long-term debts and letting them pile up to alarming amounts, armed only with vain hopes that her manbaby would raise money for her bills.<br />
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'''Chris''' has made some efforts to generate income for the household over the past few years (bar that of [[Stress|actually finding a job]]), which included opening an [[Etsy|Etsy shop]] in [[2015]]. However, any profits gained would immediately go straight to toy purchases, an irresponsible move that would to turn out to be a recurring problem that keeps the Chandlers in the red. The shop would eventually shut down from Chris lazily not fulfilling Etsy orders, but he would still find some revenue by the occasional [[eBay]] sales of select merch from the [[14 Branchland Court|hoard]]. To further compound the issue, Chris has been instilled with a very real belief that [[fans]] are willing to drop large sums of money into his bank account [[Chris and his ego|for nothing]], an expectation that has since been strengthened by the $1,000 donation by [[DStecks]] in [[September 2015]]. This belief would take on the form of the many begging videos that highlight the saga to this day.<br />
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'''Barb''' seems to have outstanding debts that dwarfs Chris's financial handiwork. On [[September 2016]], she faced lawsuits from Discover and Capital One for failing to pay the large amounts of her credit card debt, according to Virginia District Court records. It is worth noting that it takes a lot of ignored [[Trolls|debt collector]] calls over a long period of time to get a simple credit card debt escalated to a lawsuit, suggesting that Barb may have been outright ignoring making any payments to her credit cards. Only time will tell if more creditor companies begin to sue Barb for her neglect. In [[August 2016]], Chris revealed that the household is still under a [[14 Branchland Court#Mortgage|mortgage of $115,000]], introducing a far more worrying debt looming over the horizon. <br />
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Both Chris and Barb continue to barely stay afloat with their lives thanks to their own [[tugboat]]s, but their inactive lifestyle and reckless spending will not last forever at this rate.<br />
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Despite it all, '''Chris has not once attempted to find a job'''. In April 2017, with the household finances near the breaking point, one of Chris's IRL friends informed him of [https://www.vadars.org/ DARS], a service designed to help people with disabilities enter the workforce. [[Ego|Chris reacted ''with a temper tantrum, posting a multi-paragraph rant on not wanting to work'']].<br />
<br />
==Outstanding debts==<br />
This table summarizes various unpaid debts charged to credit cards and other owed amounts between Chris and Barb. Keep in mind that these are only amounts found by [[CWCki|Christorians]] via Chris' online posts and Virginia District Court public records.<br />
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On 30 November 2016, Chris started a [[Patreon]] with a goal of '''$250,000'''; he estimates $200,000 to pay off the mortgage and other debts, plus an extra $50,000 for himself, [[Chris and negotiation|just ''because'']].<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|-<br />
!data-sort-type="date"|Date<br />
!data-sort-type="string"|Item<br />
!data-sort-type="currency" |Amount ($)<br />
|-<br />
|Ongoing<br />
|Credit card debt<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/3-9-chris-tweets-that-hes-a-feminist.28977/page-9#post-2140532</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;" |6,000.00<br />
|-<br />
|24 September 2014<br />
|Loan for [[Son-Chu]]<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |9,000.00<br />
|-<br />
|1 March 2016<br />
|PS4 purchase (via Fingerhut.com)<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |540.00<br />
|-<br />
|16 March 2016<br />
|Discover Bank court case<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |4,706.93<br />
|-<br />
|16 April 2016<br />
|Payday loan<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |3,000.00<br />
|-<br />
|Ongoing<br />
|Mortgage (revealed on Facebook)<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |115,000.00<br />
|-<br />
|14 September 2016<br />
|Capital One court case<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |15,906.99<br />
|- class="sortbottom"<br />
!style="background-color:#E9E9E9; text-align:right;", colspan="2"|Total<br />
!style="font-weight:bold;color:#FF0000"|$154,153.92<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Chris's frivolous spending==<br />
[[File:Had-to-pay-3fyhaf (credit to Gunslinger).png|thumb|300px|A recurring theme throughout the Crisis.]]<br />
<br />
Like any terminally irresponsible adult, Chris likes to keep his [[bedroom]] filled with toys, while [[Chris and money|keeping his wallet empty]]. Below is an list of the known expenses Chris has made during the Financhu Crisis, collected from online postings and eBay purchase history. Some amounts are estimated, but all amounts are debilitating.<br />
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During [[2016]], Chris was known to waste over $2,500 on toys.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|-<br />
!class="unsortable"|Item<br />
!data-sort-type="currency" |Amount ($)<br />
|-<br />
|New PS4 console<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/internet-detective-proves-chris-bought-the-ps4-himself.18249/</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;" |540.00<br />
|-<br />
|About 30 game purchases for the PS4<ref>http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu&completion=all&order=played&pf=ps4#content</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;" |600.00<br />
|-<br />
|[https://shop.lego.com/en-US/Firehouse-Headquarters-75827 $350 Ghostbusters lego set], bought on eBay<ref name=l>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/</ref> for ''higher''<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |425.88<br />
|-<br />
|Transformers action figures<ref name=tftr>[[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return]]</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|587.00<br />
|-<br />
|[[Naru]], a dakimakura (or ''hug pillow'')<br />
!style="text-align:right;"|90.00<br />
|-<br />
|Skylanders toys<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Skylanders</ref><ref>[[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff]]</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|195.00<br />
|-<br />
|Pokemon merchandise<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Pokemon</ref><ref name=ebay>[[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay]]</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|181.79<br />
|-<br />
|Amiibo (Smash series "Pit")<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Nintendo_Amiibos</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|12.99<br />
|-<br />
|"I'm Done Adulting" T-Shirt<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-10-03-14-31-36-png.141291/</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|23.99<br />
|-<br />
|Lego Dimensions (assorted sets)<ref>[[List of toys#Lego Dimensions]]</ref><ref name=ebay/><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|238.00<br />
|-<br />
|My Little Pony-themed card sleeves<ref name=ebay/><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|13.54<br />
|-<br />
|14K yellow gold Cleopatra bar 16" necklace<ref>[[http://archive.is/tPnTI]]</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|399.99<br />
|-<br />
|[[Skylanders avatar]] products, for use as raffle prizes<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|750<br />
|-<br />
|[[DoopieDoOver]] artwork<br />
!style="text-align:right;"|80<br />
|-<br />
|- class="sortbottom"<br />
!style="background-color:#E9E9E9; text-align:right;", colspan="1"|Total<br />
!style="font-weight:bold;color:#FF0000"|$4,138.18<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Why Chris refuses to work==<br />
Despite actively begging for money for over a year and a half, Chris did not attempt to get a job. One of his IRL friends, a woman from his Pokemon club named Alexa P., became concerned after seeing Chris repeatedly beg on Facebook. She suggested, in November 2016<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon]]</ref>, and again in April 2017<ref name=getajob/>, that he contact one of her family members who works at Virginia DARS, a government service that helps disabled individuals find work. At the first suggestion, Chris didn't follow through, and at the second, he fired off a rant about why he was unwilling to get a job, and Alexa then gave up trying to help him.<br />
<br />
In his rant, Chris gave the following flimsy excuses:<br />
<br />
*Busy with helping Barb and the pets.<br />
<br />
*[[Ego|Trolls ruined his "background check"/reputation]].<br />
<br />
*Risk of being discriminated against for his [[Tomgirl]] gender.<br />
<br />
*[[Stress]]<br />
<br />
*Fear of being incompetent.<br />
<br />
Months later, in October 2017, Chris reiterated his excuse of helping Barb and the pets, and added another<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCki_Forums#Kiwi_Farms_post</ref>:<br />
<br />
*His passion for, and [[Chris and reality|psychic connection to, his imaginary friends in CWCville]].<br />
<br />
[[Lies|None of his claimed reasons hold any weight]].<br />
<br />
Despite his professed concern for Barb and the pets being his top priority, he had no qualms about going on [[BronyCon|a three-day trip to another state]] without bringing them along in August 2017.<br />
<br />
A "background check," as explained by [[Jackie]] and [[Kim Wilson]] many times, only applies [[Chris and the Law|to legal records]], and Chris's misdemeanors [[Honor roll|would not prevent him]] from getting a job. Furthermore, Chris's legal name during the Financhu Crisis was Christine Chandler, and since most of his history being trolled is tied to his former Christian Chandler name, Google results for his current name greatly de-emphasize the trolls' influence. In addition, fellow lolcows like [[William Elliott Waterman]] and [[Kenneth Englehardt]] also have their names linked to their internet shenanigans, yet they have gained employment. <br />
<br />
Discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal. Charlottesville is a fairly liberal city, so his trans identity should not be an issue.<br />
<br />
Getting a job [[Hypocrisy|would have reduced his stress over needing to beg in order to afford more toys]].<br />
<br />
His excuses on being fearful of making mistakes and his obsession over his imaginary friends are blocks set down by his own mind - revealing that, [[Chris and psychology|rather than growing up and assuming responsibility for his future, he would rather remain a manchild forever]].<br />
<br />
==2016 timeline==<br />
<br />
===March===<br />
*1st - Chris buys a PS4, worth $540, from Fingerhut (using a credit card).<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/internet-detective-proves-chris-bought-the-ps4-himself.18249/</ref><br />
*16th - Barb is found guilty in a debt case involving Discover Financial Services. The judgement states that she owes $4,706.93.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/barb-sued-by-discover-bank.18379/page-28#post-1324090</ref><br />
*19th - Chris spends $425 on a single Lego set,<ref name=l/> available for $75 less on the lego website.<ref>https://shop.lego.com/en-US/Firehouse-Headquarters-75827</ref><br />
<br />
===April===<br />
*12th - [[Please, Donate|Chris begs]]. This video is notable for being the first video devoted to asking for money.<br />
*16th - It's revealed that Chris borrowed $3,000 from a payday loan.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/page-13#post-1392146</ref><br />
*24th - [[Donation Request|Chris begs]] again, this time without offering crafts in exchange.<br />
<br />
===May===<br />
*4th - The donations listing on Chris's Etsy shop is removed, presumably for violating TOS.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-4-29-chris-is-excited-about-ratchet-clank-totes-swag.20150/page-10#post-1434759</ref><br />
*9th - Chris spends $60 on his [[waifu|waifu]].<br />
*23rd - The Chandlers pay $616.52 for the first half of 14BC's 2016 [[:File:Property tax 2016 part1.png|property tax]].<br />
*23rd - [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|Chris begs]] for bananas. He also [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|announces]] the debut of a Support button on his Youtube channel to replace the Etsy listing.<br />
*25th - Chris begs [[May 2016 Facebook posts#Etsy listing removal|in a Facebook post]] while reminding readers that Etsy removed his donation listing and that he has a Support button on Youtube instead.<br />
*26th - Chris begs [[May 2016 Facebook posts#Uncharted video and donations|on Facebook]], links to his game stream of Uncharted and repeats his statements from the 25th.<br />
*28th - Chris spends nearly $100 on Transformers.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref><br />
*29th - Chris spends another $30 on his waifu.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-8#post-1498444</ref><br />
*31st - Chris spends $150 more on Transformers.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496692</ref><br />
<br />
===June===<br />
*8th - Chris's Etsy shop is closed,<ref>[[Etsy#Shop Closure]]</ref> presumably for failing to send orders.<br />
*11th - [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|Chris begs]] for money in the same video in which he announces that his shop is closed. Starting from this video, Chris adds his begging to the video descriptions.<br />
*14th - Chris begs to have $100 for Barb's asthma medicine, in [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help|two]] [[Donations Requested, Please|videos]] which feature Barb.<br />
*17th - [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|Chris begs]] to have $200 for an electric bill, while reading a fanfic called "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness".<br />
*19th - [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|Chris begs]], again saying he wants $200 for an electric bill, and also wanting food money, while reading another chapter of Bluebird. <br />
*19th - Chris wants to become a [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitute]], in an attempt to get both money and china.<br />
*26th - Chris begs his half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole Smithey]] for financial help, while simultaneously insulting him for "pissing and burning" the money he earns from working as a movie critic on apartment rent.<ref>[[June 2016 Facebook posts#O brother, where art thou?]]</ref><br />
*29th - [[Announcement 06292016|Chris begs]], saying that even though he got donations, he wants more because "we could still do better", before reading the third chapter of Bluebird.<br />
<br />
===July===<br />
*1st - Chris pays his $541 court costs for pepper-spraying a Gamestop employee in 2014.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/7-1-chris-paid-his-court-costs.22142/</ref><br />
*8th - [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|Chris begs]] while reading chapter four of Bluebird.<br />
*9th - [[Announcement 20160709|Chris begs]] in a long rant, saying he is stressed from dealing with finances. He mentions a mortgage among the bills. He wants food money for himself, Barb and their pets.<br />
*10th–11th - [[HELP, PLEASE!!!|Chris begs]] in a series of four videos, wanting $20 or $50. He demeans himself on camera to get people to donate. Finally, he thanks people for sending the "minimum $20" before begging to have money for Barb's teeth.<br />
*13th - [[Donations Further Requested, Please|Barb begs]] to have money for her dental work.<br />
*13th - Chris finally decides to sell some of his toys to raise money. He lists one Pokémon card on eBay for $50.<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Chris Offers a Pokemon Card for Sale]]</ref><br />
*14th - Chris lists two more Pokémon cards on eBay, for $100 each.<br />
*15th - Chris begs for food money in a [[July 2016 Facebook posts#"I'm not on drugs!"|Facebook post]], complaining that people aren't willing to donate anymore.<br />
*18th - [[Update 20160718|Chris begs]] for money in the same video in which he reads an anniversary dedication, while expecting to be paid $50 for it.<br />
*18th - One of the $100 Pokémon cards Chris listed on eBay is sold.<ref>http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=282101638696</ref><br />
*20th–22nd - Chris produces [[Paid Video Requests|eight videos]] to earn money from his fanbase.<br />
*23rd - Chris returns to begging [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|on Facebook]]. He also announces that "this window is for Donations Only. No video requests until further notice", after his YouTube account receives its second strike against it for violating policy on "nudity or sexual content" after [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|a video]] he uploaded on the 22nd got reported. He [[:File:Cwc-crayolasword-stitched.png|also begs]] to a Kiwi Farms user named crayolasword who asks him about the situation.<br />
*24th - Chris announces [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|on Facebook]] that he has grown a labia using subliminal frequencies found on YouTube. He also requests donations for gender reassignment.<br />
*26th - Three days after being barred from uploading videos to his CwcvilleGuardian YouTube account, Chris circumvents the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]], restarting the Paid Video Requests program and accepting offers for $10-$50.<br />
*28th - Chris makes one sale on the video program.<br />
<br />
===August===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Barb capitalone.png|Capital One Bank vs Barb<br />
File:Dogcourtcase2.png|Chris fined - No county dog tag 2<br />
File:Dogcourtcase1.png|Chris fined - No rabies certificate 2<br />
</gallery></center><br />
*4th - Barb is sued by yet another bank. The hearing will take place on September 14th.<br />
*5th - Chris pays $121 in court costs and fines for failing to acquire proper certifications for his dogs.<br />
*5th - Chris begs for donations in [[August 2016 Facebook posts#House Cleaning|a Facebook post]] and asks for tubes of [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|Oestrogel]] to be sent to him.<br />
*9th - Chris relists the Birthday Pikachu card on eBay for $500 and begs people to "Buy It Now and help me and my family".<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Buy this $3,000 VHS tape]]</ref> He also offers a VHS tape of Aladdin for $3,000.<ref>http://www.ebay.com/itm/282128626463</ref><br />
*11th - Chris begs [[Cole Smithey|Cole Smithey]] for financial help again, this time by saying, "Hey! Cole!!! Get off of your ass and apologize and make peace with us here, In Person, and Help Us Financially, Please".<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts|Get off your ass, Cole!]]</ref><br />
*14th - A buyer purchases the [[Megatron pistol]] from Chris, netting Chris $50. It's the first Relic of Fail to be sold during the Crisis.<br />
*31st - Chris begs his audience [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|on Facebook]] to pay his mortgage of $115,000.<br />
<br />
===September===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png|Capital One Bank court ruling.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
*12th - Chris is spotted and photographed at a [[Card Games#Toys "Я" Us|Toys "Я" Us]] buying two tins of Pokemon Cards, two days before his mother goes to court.<br />
*14th - Greene County's court rules that Barb owes $15,906.99 in unpaid debt to Capital One bank.<br />
*19th - Chris begs in [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Another new cat|a Facebook post]], while showing off his new pet cat. He wants money to cover bills for the second half of the month, one paragraph after stating that he needed "allowance fun" to get a break from [[stress]] in the first half of the month.<br />
*27th - Chris claims in a [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|video]] that the "fickle finances" are improving for him and Barb, shortly before playing with his newly-bought Transformers toys, showing that he is unaware or does not care about the fact that his mother legally owes over $20,000 as a result of the two lawsuits filed against her in 2016 or that the property tax for their house will be due in two months.<br />
<br />
===October===<br />
*18th - Chris resumes begging in a [[I'm sick; we need money donations; no video requests for a while|video]], saying that he is sick and that he is running low on chicken noodle soup and money. Notably, he had spent $160 buying Transformers toys on Ebay in the weeks beforehand.<ref name=tftr/><br />
<br />
===November===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Receipt for a penny - credit to Philosophy Phil.png|$0.01 donation<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
*9th - Chris, in response to the election, films a [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|video]] of him destroying a Transformer toy that is meant to represent Donald Trump. The toy was part of the Transformers toy purchase back in September, costing him $25.<br />
*18th - Chris spends $90 on Pokemon<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref> and Transformers.<ref>[[Twitter#More wish list demands]]</ref><br />
*21st - The Chandlers pay the second half of their 2016 property tax for 14 Branchland Court, costing them $616.52.<ref>[[:File:Propertytax2016paid.png]]</ref><br />
*21st - Chris [[Help, please|makes another video]] to beg for donations again. He also [[Twitter#Help, please|posts]] to Twitter, saying, "We need more money, please. The Mortgage people are [[Kick the Autistic|kicking us again]]. Please send money to me via PayPal".<br />
*22nd - Chris reacts to a penny donated by a troll,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-6#post-1893900</ref> [[Twitter#We need more than a penny|tweeting]], "We need Donations larger than a penny apiece. Please try to give us $10 or a Lot more than that".<br />
*30th - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon|posts]] that he will join [[Patreon]], after Barb had to pawn a necklace, which she had to sell at a significant loss for $325, to pay debts/bills.<br />
*30th - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|updates]] his Christmas [[wish list]], to remove the $50 Transformers toy,<ref>http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25156&mode=retail Chris mentioned this shop listing</ref> named "Alpha Trion and Astrotrain", which he had bought. He does not pawn this, or any of his other toys, to help Barb; instead, he makes [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|a video of himself playing with it]].<br />
*30th - Chris launches his [[Patreon]] account. He states that he wants $200,000 to pay the "home's finances, including the Mortgage and Credit Cards". He also says he wants an extra $50,000 for "[[List of toys|rainy day(s)]]"<br />
<br />
===December===<br />
*1st - Chris updates his [[Patreon]] with more gifts, consisting of merchandise from Skylanders [[Chris and his Ego#Fixation on self-image|customized to appear like his in-game avatar]] (which would be produced by that company) and clarifies that he wants $250,000 total, rather than per month, showing that he still has unrealistic views on how much he can scam out of people.<br />
*2nd - Chris uploads [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]], in which he plugs his Patreon channel while playing with expensive Transformers toys.<br />
*19th - Barb wants to sell a [[Craigslist#Riding lawn tractor|riding lawn tractor]] for $595.<br />
<br />
==2017 Timeline==<br />
===January '17===<br />
*4th - Chris [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories|whines]] about having "head of household worries", like the bills and debt; however, instead of Adulting and applying for a job, he begs to have $500 a month.<br />
*13th - Over three weeks after the original lawn tractor ad was taken down from [[Craigslist]] due to a ween, Chris finally realized what happened and re-posted it, still asking for $595. In the meantime, he had bought over $100 worth of [[Z-Ring Fun Extra|Pokemon]] and [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|Skylanders]] toys and had made videos of himself playing with them.<br />
<br />
===February '17===<br />
*16th - Chris uploads [[A browsing around an ol' playground]], in which he begs for money before showing footage of himself walking around a playground.<br />
*17th - One day after begging for handouts of $10 per person, Chris plays a newly-purchased video game level for ''Lego Dimensions'', ''The Lego Batman Movie Story Pack'', which had been released on 10 February with a cost between $35-$50.<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/3900-lego-dimensions/Sonichu</ref><br />
<br />
===March '17===<br />
*1st - Chris offers parts of [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Selling Bob's stamp collection|Bob's stamp collection]] for sale.<br />
*2nd - Chris spends $50.25 on toys after making $68 (minus the cost of shipping) from selling his father's stamps.<ref name=ebay/><br />
*3rd - Chris lists his [[EBay#Chris's stamp album|personal stamp album]] for $1,000.<br />
*7th - Chris buys Lego World for the PS4 on its release date<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5906-lego-worlds/Sonichu</ref> for $30, erasing the last of the profit he had made from selling stamps, even though he had claimed to need the money for paying bills.<br />
*13th - He spends another $9 on Transformers.<ref name=ebay/><br />
*19th - Chris [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Please buy stamps|begs on Facebook]] for people to buy more stamps, saying "[[Lie|My mother and I can Really do with the money]]". At that point, he had made $85 in sales then quickly spent $90 on toys.<ref name=ebay/> <ref>[[List of Chris's video games#PlayStation 4 (PS4)]]</ref><br />
*19th - White knights spring into action and purchase seven stamps, totaling $41.50. Five were bought by a single person (at $34) and the rest ($7.50) by two others.<br />
*19th - Chris lies about wasting stamp money on toys, claiming in Facebook's comments section that he "did NOT buy any lego sets" and that the money went towards "our debtor payments" instead.<br />
<br />
===April '17===<br />
*4th - Barb's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Whining about the mortgage|bank account is over $800 in the red]] after making two payments to Seterus, Inc, a loan servicing company - likely a result of failing to juggle both a past-due account and the autopay feature.<br />
*5th - Chris [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|throws a tantrum at his Facebook friends]] after they suggest he get a job and begs for sales on his "high priced" stamp covers.<br />
*6th - [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money|Chris tweets]] to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for financial help.<br />
*7th - Chris lists the [[Sonic Totem]] on eBay for $1,500. It sold within 4 hours.<ref>http://archive.is/yGMuu - The video announcement was uploaded at 4:16 pm and the Totem sold at 8:09 pm (both times Eastern)</ref> It is also discovered that the value of 14 Branchland Court has decreased by $3,248 in the past 30 days, according to Zillow.com.<br />
*7th - One hour after the Totem sale, Chris buys a $400 necklace for Barb, to replace one she pawned in November 2016.<ref>http://archive.is/tPnTI</ref> During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps|raffle prizes]].<ref>He mentions ordering in [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]] and confirmed the amount in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]</ref><br />
*10th - Chris [[By the book, Buy the book plus update|implores people to buy his $1,000 stamp album]], because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.<br />
*14th - Barb begs, [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE|claiming she needs money to pay an overdue power bill]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris records a [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys]]. He also explains that he had used part of the Totem sale money to service his credit card debt.<br />
*17th - In a sign of desperation, Chris [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Half-price on stamp album|slashes the price on his stamp album]] by half, to $500, and begs people to buy it.<br />
*18th - Chris [[2017 tweets#Begging to Cole again|begs to Cole]] for the second time this month.<br />
*19th - Chris's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering six Sonichu drawings for $2,000|Paypal account is in the red by over $1,450]], because he had failed to ship the Sonic Totem; as a result, the buyer filed a dispute and eBay or Paypal placed a temporary hold on the $1,500, pulling it from Chris's account.<br>He [[eBay#Sonichu drawings from 2014|lists six Sonichu drawings]], from 2014, at $2,000 for the lot.<br>Then, he digs through 10 to 20 bags of wet, moldy clothes, left over from the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]] three years before, and finds The Classic shirt. He [[eBay#The Classic shirt|lists it on eBay]] for $12,000 (or a Buy It Now price of $20,000).<br>Later, he records [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing.<br />
*20th - [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance|Barb bails herself and Chris out of imminent financial ruin]] by borrowing from their life insurance, repeating [[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance|a move she pulled in 2014]]. This time, she uses the cash to fix the $800 deficit on her bank account, pay for Chris to ship the Sonic Totem to its buyer, and buy groceries.<br />
*21st - The [[Sonic Totem]] buyer receives it in the mail and leaves positive feedback, saying, "The item arrived safely". Since the dispute was resolved, the sale money was then released to Chris, putting his Paypal back in the black.<br />
*22nd - The [[eBay#The Classic shirt|auction for the Classic Shirt]] concludes, bid to $25,100.<br />
*27th - Chris [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017|asks people to buy his stamp album for $500]], since his bank account is still in the red. He also mentions that the Classic Shirt buyer had not paid him $25,100 for it yet, and he would give her until the next day to begin paying.<br />
*30th - The [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle]] concludes. Chris had revenue of $165.76, but spent $790 on prizes and is obligated to spend $90 more, leaving him with a '''negative profit of $714.24'''.<br />
<br />
===May '17===<br />
[[File:Paypal request to cole.png|thumb|What Cole would have seen if he had clicked on the Paypal.me link Chris tweeted to him while begging this month.]]<br />
[[File:Penny_donation_may_2017.jpeg|thumb|What Cole would have really paid.]]<br />
<br />
*5th - On eBay, Chris halves the prices on two listings: his stamp album (again), to $250; and a collection of Sonichu drawings from 2014, to $1,000. He [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Reduced prices on eBay|begs people to buy]] on Facebook.<br />
*5th - In a display of [[hypocrisy]], Chris mocks [[Cole Smithey]] on Twitter [[May 2017 tweets#Mocking Cole for requesting donations|for requesting donations on Patreon]].<br />
*5th - Chris claims his bank account is in the red for the second time in a week [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017|due to the auto-pay for one of his bills]], echoing the exact problem Barb claimed in the previous month. Chris's [[Monthly Tugboat]] had deposited $1,300 to him two days beforehand.<br> He also realizes that The Classic bidder won't be paying for it.<br />
*8th - Over the course of a week, Chris had spent $90 on [[List of Chris's video games#Games bought during the Financhu Crisis|six new PS4 games]], even though he had said his bank account was in the red. PSN allows Paypal for purchases, so Chris was either lying or being financially irresponsible by using his Paypal to fund the purchases instead of transferring the money to his bank.<br />
*8th - After 561 days since the last update to the Sonichu comic, [[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages|which he had been paid over $1,000 to do]], Chris [[Live Drawing Stream - 05082017|resumes work on it]]. He requests donations and pledges to his Patreon for his effort. A day later, he had gotten zero new pledges.<br />
*10th - Chris again halves the price on the Sonichu drawings, to $500, and [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Slashed price on Sonichu drawings|begs for a sale]], stating, "my mom and I could do with some more money, please".<br />
*11th - Chris [[May 2017 tweets#Paypal.me|links to his new Paypal.me account]] and begs for financial help.<br />
*11th - Barb [[May 2017 tweets#Financial leap of faith|is allowing her bank account to be in the red after a mortgage payment]]. Less than a week after mocking Cole for not reconciling with Barb, Chris [[May 2017 tweets#Help, Cole!|begs him for money]], asking for [[DStecks|$1,000]].<br />
*14th - [[Live Drawing Stream#05142017|Another livestream of Chris drawing]] Sonichu comic pages is recorded, clocking in at 1 hour and 38 minutes of footage. Chris begs for $10 donations or pledges to [[Patreon]] in the video description.<br />
*15th - Chris [[Live Drawing Stream#05152017|records himself using Photoshop for an hour and a half]]. He begs for his audience to "PLEASE DONATE BIG NOW!" It should be noted that he filmed himself surrounded by expensive electronics, such as the PS4 camera and laptop (possibly a newly-acquired one, as it had not been mentioned by Chris before).<br />
*16th - Chris [[May 2017 tweets#Begging to Cole again|tries to beg from Cole again]], still asking for [[DStecks|$1,000]].<br />
*17th - The Chandlers pay the first half of the 2017 property tax for [[14 Branchland Court]], costing them $606.83.<ref>[[:File:Propertytax2017 1.png]]</ref><br />
*19th - After announcing that [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Pretend ads in Sonichu|Sonichu 11 pages will be ready in a few days]], Chris begs for handouts. Later that day, he discovers that his cat, Sorbet, [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Sorbet badly injured, staying at vet|had been seriously injured]] and takes him to a vet.<br />
*24th - Chris [[Minor Update, Handouts!|begs for handouts on video]], claiming to need money for food and mentioning that he was charged $160 for Sorbet's vet bill. He demands for donations to be at least a dollar and suggests a $10 minimum. An hour later, he uploads another video, angered at having received a donation of less than a dollar. In the second video, Barb appears and joins in the begging, requesting money for meal replacement shakes.<br />
*25th - Chris [[May 2017 Facebook posts#More begging|links to the first of the previous day's videos on Facebook]] and begs again. He also deletes the second video.<br />
<br />
===June '17===<br />
*16th - Barb [[We need immediate funds, please|begs for food money]], while wearing both a $400 gold necklace and a [[Semen|pearl necklace]]. Shortly after, Chris posts an in-progress Sonichu page to [[Patreon]] and begs on that platform for grocery money.<br />
<br />
===July '17===<br />
[[File:Mariner Finance vs Chris.png|thumb|150px|Mariner Finance vs Chris]]<br />
<br />
*11th - Mariner Finance sues Chris for unpaid debt.<br />
*22nd - After a month without begging, due to a boost in [[Patreon]] funds after Chris revived the Sonichu comic, [[July 2017 tweets#Resuming begging|he begs for $50]]. He had given that amount to [[DoopieDoOver]] earlier that month as a pledge on her Patreon.<br />
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===August '17===<br />
[[File:20170824 Mariner verdict.png|thumb|150px|Verdict on Mariner Finance case]]<br />
*1st - Chris pledges more money to [[DoopieDoOver]]'s Patreons, hoping to receive anthropomorphized lesbian [[My Little Pony]] porn in return. Doopie, aware of Chris and Barb's financial straits, offers to refund Chris's payments to her, but he refuses.<br />
*11th–13th - Chris makes an expensive, three-day trip to [[BronyCon]] in Maryland. [[Kiwi Farms]] users have estimated the cost of such a trip to be at least $600.<br />
*24th - A "case dismissed" judgement is given for Chris's unpaid debt case with Mariner Finance.<br />
<br />
===September '17===<br />
*1st - Chris donates $20 to Red Cross to help victims in the wake of Hurricane Harvey in Texas after seeing a message from Tara Strong on Twitter.<ref name=septtweets>[[September 2017 tweets]]</ref><br />
<br />
===October '17===<br />
*9th - Chris records [[CLog Special - PATREON & MORE|an updated intro for his Patreon]], stating that he still needs the income from it for [[List of toys|bills]]. <br />
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{{clear}}<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and money]] - A more general overview of Chris's finances<br />
*[[Chris and business]] - Chris's attempts to make money outside of begging<br />
*[[DStecks]] - Some argue that his donation inspired Chris's shameless begging<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
[[Category:Sagas]]<br />
[[Category:Things bought with taxpayer money]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=November_2016_Facebook_posts&diff=212974November 2016 Facebook posts2017-10-23T04:05:46Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>This page is an archive of Chris' Facebook posts during November 2016. Posts are sorted by date and linked to the source material from Facebook. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris's posts, e.g. [[Kenneth Englehardt]] and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.<br />
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On 15 November, Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announced]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week and to refer to his [[Twitter#Refuge from Facebook ban|Twitter account]] for updates.<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1195929637168180 Memory of Halloween]==<br />
Chris had seen his own [[October 2015 Facebook Posts#Sonichu Finally Goes Trans|post from 2015]], due to Facebook's On This Day Memory feature, and shared it.<br />
{{quotebox|2 November at 12:06 am}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1203073529787124&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Chris and Barb vote for Hillary]==<br />
{{quotebox|8 November at 12:42 pm<br />
My mom and I just voted for the Smart Person for President. Win, Hillary, Win!<br />
<br />
[[File:Cwc electionday 2016.jpg|thumb]]<br />
}}<br />
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Comments:<br />
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{{quoteboxorange|''Kim Wilson, 8 November at 3:09 pm''<br />
Christine Weston Chandler Congrats! Did you use a provisional ballot?}}<br />
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{{quotebox|''Chris, 8 November at 3:46 pm''<br />
What is that? They gave us a scantron sheet each to bubble.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1203181703109640 Pissed off at Activision]==<br />
Chris failed to research compatibility for the $100+ worth of video games he [[List of toys#Skylanders|recently bought]].<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|8 November at 2:48 pm<br />
It pisses me off that Activision has Still Not patched up Skylandlanders Superchargers on non-Nintendo consoles to allow play with the Bowser, Donkey Kong, Clown Cruiser and Barrel Buster Skylanders Figures. And Skylanders Imaginators, the New Game, on PS4 doesn't support them either. Come On, #Activision and #Nintendo; Let Us Play Bowser and DK, and their vehicles, on ALL of the console games, Please!<br />
<br />
https://support.activision.com/articles/en_US/FAQ/Skylanders-SuperChargers-Bowser-and-Donkey-Kong-FAQ<br />
}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1203893726371771 Chris wants Trump assassinated]==<br />
9 November at 3:28 am<br />
{{quotebox|feeling pissed off<br><br />
Someone, Anyone, PLEASE, take a sniper rifle and kill Trump; shoot him in the head like the impulsive, non-thinking, uncaring Zombie that he is.}}<br />
An archive of this post can be found [http://archive.is/dM3f5 here]. Additionally, Chris's Twitter account also posted the threat as a tweet, linked [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/796268203618004992 here], with an archive copy [http://archive.is/bHnGQ here].<br />
<br />
Chris deleted the Facebook post within two hours of posting it, however, he did not remove the tweet from his Twitter account.<br />
<br />
The tweet was featured on an [http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website later that day. It especially shot up to new levels of viral when streamer/comedian Sky Williams featured it on his Twitter profile, which lead to many people criticizing him for what he did, as wishing death on the President is actually against the law.<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1203898986371245 Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]==<br />
9 November at 3:40 am<br />
<br />
Chris linked to [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|the video]].<br />
{{quotebox|He can go rot in a pile of dirt and crap. He should Die now, Before he is able to make this country fall Broke, and the Middle Class Poorest.}}<br />
An archive of this post can be found [http://archive.is/BZHa6 here]. Additionally, Chris's Twitter account also posted the threat as a tweet, linked [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/796271246518456321 here], with an archive copy [http://archive.is/dQBV6 here].<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1208399702587840 Skylanders and Disney Infinity]==<br />
12 November at 10:45 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Number Dive: Skylanders killed Disney Infinity: Wow! I had not known that Disney discontinued Infinity earlier this year.<br />
<br />
I had sampled Infinity earlier; I felt lost in getting into it with the confusing creating portion.}}<br />
He linked to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJPRSRBaFrc this video].<br />
<br />
At 4:57 am, Chris edited the post to correct the "dive" typo to five.<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1208535342574276 Putting together a wish list]==<br />
12 November at 11:45 pm<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|I am putting together my wish list for this year, and the copying/pasting of the links into a single post will take a while. Meanwhile, fast forward to the last couple of minutes of the following video from emgo316; this is my favorite "Yooooooung Warrior" skit. This part is true with most people, "Hear me now, and understand me tomorrow." And I just got the joke of the "sound advice".}}<br />
He linked to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBNf7zPJ82U this video].<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1208582729236204 Wish list for 2016]==<br />
13 November at 12:29 am<br />
<br />
Chris requests $859.71 worth of toys<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-12-chriss-2016-wish-list-transformers-joke.25759/page-4#post-1876942</ref>.<br />
{{quotebox|Wish List 2016 (Be sure to expand and read the whole list and details):<br />
<br />
<nowiki>***Gift Cards will Not be acceptable in the mailbox nor emailbox nor Text Messaging Box.***</nowiki><br />
<br />
Thank You.<br />
<br />
-Help complete my Skylanders Superchargers collection with the following<br />
NOTE: Starter Packs are Not Wanted or Required, as I already have the software and portal, and the Kaos Trophy.<br />
Pre-Owned is okay with the following; maybe check your local GameStops for these.}}<br />
<br />
--Dark Hammer Slam Bowser figure<br />
https://www.amazon.com/Skylanders-SuperChargers-Hammer-Individual-Character-Nintendo/dp/B015LZKPFI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1479012526&sr=8-2&keywords=Dark+Bowser<br />
<br />
--Dark Clown Cruiser vehicle<br />
https://www.amazon.com/Skylanders-SuperChargers-Cruiser-Individual-Vehicle-Nintendo/dp/B015OXTMYC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1479012571&sr=8-1&keywords=Dark+clown+cruiser<br />
<br />
--Dark Spitfire figure<br />
http://www.gamestop.com/accessories/skylanders-superchargers-spitfire-dark-individual-character-pack/128013<br />
<br />
--Dark Hot Streak vehicle<br />
http://www.gamestop.com/accessories/skylanders-superchargers-hot-streak-dark-individual-vehicle-pack/128015<br />
<br />
--Dark Sea Shadow vehicle<br />
https://www.amazon.com/Skylanders-SuperChargers-Shadow-Individual-Vehicle-Packaging/dp/B015OYG58C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1479012936&sr=8-1&keywords=dark+sea+shadow<br />
<br />
This one, I INSIST on buying NEW in Package, and I want the Regular Version, NOT the "Eggcited" Alt-Deco one.<br />
--Thrillipede Figure<br />
https://www.amazon.com/Skylanders-SuperChargers-Thrillipede-PS4-Xbox-Nitendo/dp/B01DPLRSKU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1479012883&sr=8-1&keywords=thrillipede<br />
<br />
-Transformers<br />
<br />
--Top Of The List: LG35: Super Ginrai<br />
(it has differing and better features than the Hasbro Powermaster Optimus Prime)<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=TAK12387&mode=retail<br />
<br />
--Titans Return Soundwave<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25164&mode=retail<br />
<br />
--Titans Return Chromedome (currently available on "Rollback" at Wal-Mart now for a limited time; personally check for availability)<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25152&mode=retail<br />
<br />
--Titans Return Brainstorm<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25233&mode=retail<br />
<br />
--Titans Return Alpha Trion<br />
--Titans Return Astrotrain<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25156&mode=retail<br />
<br />
--Titans Return Fortress Maximus<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25101&mode=retail<br />
<br />
The following Titans Return Transformers are available for PreOrder in less-expensive Bundles on BBTS; predoring them and having them sent to me would be greatly appreciated.<br />
<br />
--Optimus Prime G2<br />
--Megatron G2<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25248&mode=retail<br />
<br />
--Six Shot<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25255&mode=retail<br />
<br />
--LG41: Leo Prime<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=TAK12414&mode=retail<br />
<br />
--Hot Rod<br />
--Twinferno<br />
--Triggerhappy<br />
--Breakaway<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25243&mode=retail<br />
<br />
--Bumblebee<br />
--Gnaw (Sharkticon)<br />
--Kickback<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25252&mode=retail<br />
<br />
--Overboard<br />
--Ptero<br />
--Sawbuck<br />
--Fangry<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25237&mode=retail<br />
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{{quotebox|-MOST of the New Lego Dimension Sets.<br />
I alreay have the Ghostbuster 2016 Story, Harry Potter Team, and Mr. T.<br />
<br />
-Most of the Skylanders Imaginators Figures<br />
(NO Starter Packs, Individual Creation Crystals or Imaginite Mystery Chests, whatsoever, please.<br />
And I already have the currently available Alt-Deco and Store-Exclusive figures, as well as a Kaos Figure, and Crash Bandicoot and Neo Cortex.)<br />
<br />
-Or money is good and very appreciated; please ONLY send me money via PayPal to my email address, if and when you do.<br />
<br />
If you need my mailing address for anything non-monetary (a lot of people know already), let me know in Facebook Messenger.<br />
<br />
And shortly after finding each toy in my mailbox (or pickup at Post Office), I will edit this post and remove that item, and I will leave a comment below This Post Only in response to that as well.<br />
<br />
Thank You, again, and have a good and safe day.}}<br />
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Comments:<br />
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Kim Wilson<br />
{{quoteboxorange|Neat list. I'm curious why you won't accept gift cards. It's a bit more personal than just giving someone cash.}}<br />
Chris<br />
{{quotebox|Yes, But I have received gift cards with No Money Loaded onto them at all, or otherwise have been loaded, used, never refilled, and sent to me as a damn, dirty joke. I'm not falling for that one again.}}<br />
Waterman<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|You're expecting fans to give you more stuff when there's still 100+ pages of Sonichu they paid for that they didn't get?}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1208692172558593 Feelings of the election results]==<br />
13 November at 2:36 am<br />
<br />
Chris linked to [[Feelings of the election results|the video]].<br />
{{quotebox|And another thing, I wish the locals here would take down all of the darn "Trump/Pence" campaign signs! The election is over, and all those signs are doing are offending a LOT of people Greatly.}}<br />
<br />
At 5:06 am, Chris added:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<nowiki>#NotMyPresident</nowiki>}}<br />
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Comments:<br />
<br />
Chris, 5:06 am<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 5:06 am<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|I'm not the only one who wants him dead.}}<br />
An archive of these posts is [http://archive.is/PlPs0 here].<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1208845225876621 Russell Amendment petition]==<br />
13 November at 4:45 am<br />
<br />
He linked to [https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment a petition].<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1208975229196954 Electoral College petition]==<br />
13 November at 7:44 am<br />
{{quotebox|I have no respect for Trump, and a Lot of respect for Hillary; We Want Her to be our President!}}<br />
<br />
He linked to [https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19 a petition] twice.<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1209647685796375 Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]==<br />
13 November at 9:16 pm<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Pray for Trump's, And Pence's, Deaths to happen Before January, 2017, or better yet, before Thanksgiving.<br />
<br />
I do not just despise Trump and Pence, but as a Leabian Transwoman, and high-functioning autistic person, I fear, too, what would happen with those two God-damned jerks in the White House.<br />
<br />
Really upsets me and pisses me off. Ugh!}}<br />
<br />
He shared [http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/11/12/a-gay-dad-had-a-powerful-message-for-his-friends-and-family-who-voted-for-trump a post] from Lizzy the Lezzy.<br />
<br />
Chris then posted to the Lizzy the Lezzy [https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10153997956286863?comment_id=10153998949026863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D# comments section], asking the readers to pray for Trump's death.<br />
<br />
Chris, 9:17 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Pray for Trump's and Pence's Deaths to happen before January, 2017, or better before Thanksgiving.}}<br />
<br />
Many people responded, trying to talk sense into him, to no avail:<br />
<br />
Jordan, 9:28 pm<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Chris, that's stupid of you to say.}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 9:28 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Jordan [REDACTED] Well, I am not the only one who want's them dead. The recent outrages and flag burning in a couple of other states, to name a few groups of people.<br />
<br />
I know I will feel better not having either of them able to be anointed into office by January.}}<br />
<br />
Christina, 9:39 pm<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Pray in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up faster. You remind me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, I think it's your hairline.}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 9:40 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Christina [REDACTED] I take offense to that buffalo bill crack.}}<br />
<br />
David, 9:40 pm<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|you know Chris, wishing death on people you don't like doesn't exactly make you look like a better person in comparison}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 9:41 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Do you want Trump and Pence in office, with other remaining options to impeach them and get Hillary in being Very Few?}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 9:42 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Because what other options are there for that?}}<br />
<br />
Jordan, 9:45 pm<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|I don't think it's pleasant to wish death on anyone. Pence is pretty horrible but I wouldn't wish death on him.}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 9:47 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Jordan [REDACTED] I have been feeling bad about wishing death upon these two bad men as well, but this is a necessary evil for the benefit of us LGBTQ and so forth.}}<br />
<br />
Jordan, 9:47 pm<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|However I am in favour of a television adaptation of Sonichu}}<br />
<br />
Jordan, 9:48 pm<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|I see what you mean}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 9:49 pm<br />
{{quotebox|If you like, you could pray for both of them to be put in prison, but that is Less likely to happen over their deaths. Men die earlier than women, you know. And They both are Senior Citizens.}}<br />
<br />
Jordan, 9:50 pm<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Hmmm}}<br />
<br />
Ricardo, 9:53 pm<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Wishing death upon someone because you don't like their politics literally makes you a fascist, Chris.}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 9:55 pm<br />
{{quotebox|It is not just that, as a Lesbian Transwoman, myself, I fear the loss of my own rights alongside our other LGBTQ community people's as well. How do you Not want to keep Trump and Pence out of the White House?}}<br />
<br />
David, 9:56 pm<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Chris I think it would be a really cool idea if you came out of hiatus and drew another issue of Sonichu with Trump and Pence as the villains}}<br />
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Ricardo, 10:00 pm<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Maybe Pence could work for 4-cent garbage. Get it, cause "Pence"?}}<br />
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An archive of most comments is [http://archive.is/ua1HY here]. Archive.is cut off the remainder.<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1209666922461118 Seth MacFarlene's opinion]==<br />
13 November at 9:52 pm <br />
<br />
Chris shared MacFarlene's post on Donald Trump.<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1210416165719527&set=a.221793344581819.52126.100002534669114&type=3&permPage=1 Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]==<br />
14 November at 12:53 pm<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
<nowiki>#DonaldTrump</nowiki><br><br />
<nowiki>#MikePence</nowiki><br><br />
<nowiki>#NotMyPresident</nowiki><br><br />
<nowiki>#DieTrumpPenceDie</nowiki><br />
<br />
[[File:Legotrumppence.jpg|thumb]]}}<br />
<br />
'''Comment chain 1'''<br />
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Quinn, 1:34 pm<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|This is the mentality that got these people into office in the first place. "If you don't agree with me then you're dead to me." Anyone who needs to resort to violence outside of a life threatening situation immediately loses any sense of moral high ground no matter what cause they're promoting.<br />
<br />
I've lost a lot of respect for you in the last few days with the callous disregard you have to the lives of others.}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 1:39 pm<br />
{{quotebox|I do not like violence, and Really, I would feel better if Trump peacefully passed the presidency to Hillary and Kaine instead of taking office for himself and Pence. I Do feel bothered that I Have to resort to death wishing on Anyone. But, obviously, that peaceful resolution option is not likely to happen as much as sending Trump to prison for all of his sexual assaults and rape on women. He and Pence both do royally piss me off.}}<br />
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'''Comment chain 2'''<br />
<br />
Quinn, 1:10 pm<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Y'know, for being a member of a community that preaches acceptance you're coming off as pretty hypocritical with all the violence in your posts. Like I mentioned before, this isn't going to do much besides get you in a tizzy over two men who you'll never actually interact with in any way.<br />
<br />
Your rights, whatever they are to you, are not being threatened. Please stop parroting everything you see from the panicked uneducated masses online and promoting fear.}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 1:16 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Listen, I feel bad wishing death on them like any other person wishing death on anyone, but considering that they're both rich, we don't want either of them in office, Prison is unlikely for them, how difficult impeachment is, what other option is there? Death upon those two before January, 2017, at this time and point is a necessary evil. [[Chris and remorse|I'm sorry]].}}<br />
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Quinn, 1:26 pm<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|...are you serious?}}<br />
<br />
Waterman, 4:29 pm<br />
{{quoteboxyellow| So they shouldn't be in office... because they're rich? This reminds me of a class when a teacher taught the story of Job and this other kid said he deserved all those misfortunes just because he was rich... and I argued that he earned everything through hard work. Didn't Cera or Christine Rosee say that Job was a good guy in the school play episode?}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 4:31 pm<br />
{{quotebox|No, they should not be in office, because they are Anti-LGBTQ and they would drain money from SSI, making my mother and I closer to broke. Not to mention, and remind everyone, of Trump's Womanizing and raping actions.}}<br />
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An archive of these posts is [http://archive.is/iowA2 here].<br />
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==Genesect card at GameStop==<br />
14 November, 1:21 pm<br />
<br />
Chris posted to a Pokemon page (link redacted).<br />
{{quotebox|Don't forget to get your "SEGA" Genesect card at GameStop for this month's Mythical Pokémon.<br />
<br />
[[File:Genesect.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1210500205711123&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3&permPage=1 I'm done adulting]==<br />
14 November, 3:07 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Listen: Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville. I am not doing a political arc, but Sonichu, Rosechu and the others are against Trump and Pence as well.<br />
<br />
For today, I am done adulting, let me be pony.<br />
<br />
[[File:I'm done adulting.jpg|thumb]]<br />
}}<br />
[[:File:I'mDoneAdulting FB.png|Ad photo of the t-shirt]]<br />
<br />
An archive is [http://archive.is/KDkLc here].<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1218118181615992 No longer banned]==<br />
22 November 2016, 8:47 am<br />
{{quotebox|Finally! I am no longer blocked by Facebook people again.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1218181391609671 Women should wear skirts]==<br />
22 November 2016, 9:43 am<br />
{{quotebox|And now, another topic that has been on my mind for a long while that I would like to talk a bit about: a number of women not wearing dresses and skirts nowadays.<br />
<br />
One's personal attire Is their individual choice; I support that freedom, and I am not saying they Have To wear skirts and dresses. But, I see More practicality in people wearing skirts and dresses. Aside from the possibility of the article getting caught in a door, torn by a branch or something, but, really, ANY article of clothing can suffer such a trap. And the issue of the pervs looking up them, why do you think colored and dark-shaded hosiery and leggings were invented, ladies? And the updrafts; that only happens with heavy winds and updrafts.<br />
<br />
In Fact, I find that wearing skirts and dresses, aside from the Really short ones (but again, Leggings), actually Better conceals the pelvic and groin region from view above the bottom rim of said article.<br />
<br />
Take the women wearing Pants, or leggings without skirts/dresses; I feel like the region is actually More exposed that way. View it from a pervert's perception: they eye downward and have Good view of the in-between, as well as easier access to picture it in their imaginations from there. With a dress or skirt concealing the area, it is actually More difficult for the perv, and, thus, more difficult to picture and imagine what is or isn't at the groin area.<br />
<br />
Anyhow, that's my two cents on the topic. Personally, I would feel it better benefits women to wear dresses/skirts; remember to wear leggings under them. Even men can benefit from taking the tip to wear kilts like the Scottish do, but wear pants under them, guys. Seriously, just Ugh!<br />
<br />
P.S.<br />
NOBODY is impressed with that bulge; moreover it is Absolutely Offensive.<br />
<br />
Thank you for listening. Have a good and safe day.}}<br />
<br />
April S. (one of Chris's Facebook friends from [[Impulse Gay Social Club]]), 10:26 am<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|How about to each it's own my dear. This lady isn't going back to wearing dresses and skirts.}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 10:39 am<br />
{{quotebox|I support to each their own; I was only voicing my thoughts on the topic. I did not mean to force anyone into a single attire. Thus, my statement in the second paragraph, "I am not saying they have to wear skirts and dresses."<br />
<br />
I do apologize for any offense and confusion. I am not always able to be mentally eloquent, especially since the Mortgage people are bothering us here at home.}}<br />
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Chris, 10:56 am<br />
{{quotebox|Heck, with me, I Have SWORN off pants and Jeans in full in 2014.}}<br />
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Quinn, 12:45 pm<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Also, why should men be forced to wear pants with kilts? It's kinda counterproductive and sounds like you're being slightly sexist.<br />
<br />
P.S. Quite a few of us like the buldge }}<br />
<br />
Chris, 11:52 pm<br />
{{quotebox|I am not conforming anyone.}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1220802644680879 Happy Thanksgiving! Brought to you by Cutco]==<br />
24 November at 2:25 pm<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I have just cooked some good food, with the help of my ol' cooking friend, the Spatula Spreader, from #CUTCO. More than getting to the bottom of any jar and spreading the peanut butter and jelly, it can stir and mix macaroni and cheese, mash potatoes, mix pepper and butter into your green beans, smoosh canned cranberry sauce, and, of course, cut/carve the turkey (or Turkey-Ham in my case) with the patented Double-D edge. You can even serve the food with the spreader. And CUTCO guarantees their products with a Lifetime Warrenty. Over a decade old, and my Spatula Spreader is still as sharp as ever and makes that fun "sproing" noise on the cutting board.<br />
For all of your future cooking and meals, why not use the multi-functional Spatula Spreader from CUTCO.<br />
Happy Thanksgiving, and enjoy the leftovers too.<br />
<nowiki>#ShareYourSlice</nowiki><br />
<br />
<br />
[[File:Thanksgiving20161.jpg|200px]]<br />
[[File:Thanksgiving20162.jpg|200px]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''2:29 pm'''<br />
Chris followed up by directly linking to the Cutco Spatula Spreader.<br />
<br />
https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader#sm.0000me5oqo3svcztsyz1kjnj70owm<br />
<br />
'''2:32 pm'''<br />
He also made a tweet thanking Cutco and linking them to his Facebook post.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|@CutcoCutlery https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1220802644680879 … Thank You, CUTCO, for the Spatula Spreader.}}<br />
<br />
'''2:45 pm'''<br />
Finally, he advertized Tazo tea.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|And for drinks, why not fold and put a #TAZO Tea Bag into a bottle of water. Fold it in half, insert into mouth of bottle, shake very well, (optionally) leave bag in bottle and put them into the refrigerator for a while to chill, remove tea bag before consuming, and enjoy. I really like the Passion flavor of TAZO tea; no sweetener required, and just Really Good. }}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1222080784553065 You jerks]==<br />
25 November at 1:33 pm<br />
{{quotebox| feeling off.<br />
Ugh. Once again I am feeling off; feeling dizzy, mentally here and there, feeling like I am jumping in three directions simultaneously. Taking a rest right now. I tell everyone online something, especially the internet trolls. If you haters had NOT reported my Sonichu Comic Books on [[Lulu]] last December, [[Lie|I Seriously Would be maintaining the creating groove I had before that major mishap]]. Since that happened, it Has left a Huge scar on me emotionally and mentally.<br />
<br />
Think about that for a while, you jerks.<br />
<br />
Ugh. I ma erehw?}}<br />
<br />
Quinn, 3:38 pm<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|It's really upsetting to see you so emotionally drained. I wish things weren't so bad that it was affecting your creativity. All art is special, and your past efforts have always held a certain charm about them.<br />
<br />
Is there anything that would help you get out of your funk? I think if you got back into creating art it would help elevate your mood substantially.}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 3:41 pm<br />
{{quotebox|I am not sure what would make that do right now. I wish I had official support for my characters and stories and art from Nintendo and Sega. Not to mention Better Finances to pay off the mortgage and all our bills. Ugh.}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 3:43 pm<br />
{{quotebox|And my sweetheart-to-be.}}<br />
<br />
Quinn, 3:49 pm<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|I support you hon. I know you have it in you to find happiness in everything you strive to do.<br />
<br />
How about this? What if you just made some art for fun. For yourself. Perhaps inspiration will strike. Much like someone who wishes they could play an instrument, write a book, achieve whatever they dream - they need to do themselves a favor and try. Success in your goals doesn't fall into your lap of you just wait for it. Take it step by step and see where things go, you may be pleasantly surprised.<br />
<br />
You know if you need anything you can always talk to me. My door is always open for those I care about.}}<br />
<br />
Quinn, 3:54 pm<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Everyone is capable of achieving great things. Sometimes they just need a little love and a push to get them motivated.<br />
<br />
You can do it!}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 3:54 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Jessica Quinn Thank You. But I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under. And since last December with that mess with Lulu, I feel the feeling has to be fresh and staying hot. I have been unable to find that feeling again.}}<br />
<br />
Quinn, 4:01 pm<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|I understand what you mean. You wear your heart on your sleeve and unfortunately, a series of bad experiences has hurt it. Try to stay in high spirits. The holidays are just starting and I'm sure you'll be able to find some happiness in the days to come.}}<br />
<br />
Quinn, 4:04 pm<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Also, it's human to get emotional. No need to explain yourself. You just have to focus on what makes you happy and tune out the things that stress you out.}}<br />
<br />
Quinn, 4:09 pm<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Here's a thought. If that Lulu incident is what's keeping you down what if you do this?<br />
<br />
Start by drawing something. Anything. Whatever makes you happy. Even if it's not full blown comics. Just something for yourself. If something clicks and you get inspired again, great! If not - keep at it if it makes you happy.<br />
<br />
And then, if you feel inspired to make comics again try this.<br />
<br />
Make one page at a time. Ask for donations. Something reasonable like "when I hit $25 I'll release a new page" and then just post it here in Facebook. That way, nobody will rip you off and your art will be released to all who are interesting in seeing it. Keep at it this way and you'll have a sustainable source of income from the donations. It's far better than releasing a donation video every now and then and will keep your viewership interested in donating to your cause. What do you think?}}<br />
<br />
Chris, 4:23 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Jessica Quinn Yes, my heart is on my sleeve. And the trolls pushed my peeve.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1223098317784645 Barb slips and falls]==<br />
26 November at 9:57 am<br />
{{quotebox|feeling distraught.<br />
My mother had a slip and fell; her fall was broken by a few things. She was not hurt, but I rushed to her help and lifted her back up. It could have been worse, but thank God it was not.}}<br />
<br />
Kim Wilson, 5:26 pm<br />
{{quoteboxorange|Christine Weston Chandler She's OK?<br />
<br />
That sucks.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1223107547783722 Reflecting on fans and trolls]==<br />
26 November at 10:11 am<br />
{{quotebox|Also, I was just watching the "Wally T" episode of Teen Titans Go; as true as it may be that a fan or fan base instills good feelings to the person and people of the topic. I feel unable to fully appreciate that, because I have been hurt a lot of times by the trolls, bullies, even fans who can only express their feelings in hatred, offensive images, harmful words and such. Even when someone says positive to me, indirectly, I am unable to tell rather it is sincere or not. And, in person here, I don't get as much direct praise often. And I also am paranoid of people I don't know just wanting to get one over on me. Even recently, the person who offered their 3D printer to help me print a few figures, ultimately did not help me there; he made excuses and I feel like the interviews he had me do for him was what he really wanted and pulled one over on me there.<br />
<br />
It's a lot of emotional pain on me. Ugh.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/lezz.pride/posts/1815668295316004?comment_id=1815788638637303&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Reowr!]==<br />
Chris commented on a post from Lesbian Pride<br />
<br />
26 November at 10:18 am<br />
{{quotebox|She is really feisty. Reowr!}}<br />
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==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1223255487768928 Updated wish list]==<br />
Note: The links were broken in Chris's post, due to him simply copy and pasting from the original wish list. He didn't notice, in spite of the large Page Not Found error.<br />
<br />
26 November at 12:00 pm<br />
<br />
<br />
Updated: 11/26/2016<br />
Wish List 2016 (Be sure to expand and read the whole list and details):<br />
<br />
***Gift Cards will Not be acceptable in the mailbox nor emailbox nor Text Messaging Box.***<br />
<br />
Thank You.<br />
<br />
-Help complete my Skylanders Superchargers collection with the following<br />
NOTE: Starter Packs are Not Wanted or Required, as I already have the software and portal, and the Kaos Trophy.<br />
Pre-Owned is okay with the following; maybe check your local GameStops for these.<br />
<br />
--Dark Sea Shadow vehicle<br />
https://www.amazon.com/Skylanders-SuperCharge…/…/ref=sr_1_1…<br />
<br />
This one, I INSIST on buying NEW in Package, and I want the Regular Version, NOT the "Eggcited" Alt-Deco one.<br />
--Thrillipede Figure<br />
https://www.amazon.com/Skylanders-SuperCharge…/…/ref=sr_1_1…<br />
<br />
-Transformers<br />
<br />
--Top Of The List: LG35: Super Ginrai<br />
(it has differing and better features than the Hasbro Powermaster Optimus Prime)<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx…<br />
<br />
--Titans Return Soundwave<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx…<br />
<br />
--Titans Return Brainstorm<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx…<br />
<br />
--Titans Return Alpha Trion<br />
--Titans Return Astrotrain<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx…<br />
<br />
--Titans Return Fortress Maximus<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx…<br />
<br />
The following Titans Return Transformers are available for PreOrder in less-expensive Bundles on BBTS; predoring them and having them sent to me would be greatly appreciated.<br />
<br />
--Optimus Prime G2<br />
--Megatron G2<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx…<br />
<br />
--Six Shot<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx…<br />
<br />
--LG41: Leo Prime<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx…<br />
<br />
--Hot Rod<br />
--Twinferno<br />
--Triggerhappy<br />
--Breakaway<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx…<br />
<br />
--Bumblebee<br />
--Gnaw (Sharkticon)<br />
--Kickback<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx…<br />
<br />
--Overboard<br />
--Ptero<br />
--Sawbuck<br />
--Fangry<br />
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx…<br />
<br />
-MOST of the New Lego Dimension Sets.<br />
I alreay have the Ghostbuster 2016 Story, Harry Potter Team, and Mr. T.<br />
<br />
-Most of the Skylanders Imaginators Figures<br />
(NO Starter Packs, Individual Creation Crystals or Imaginite Mystery Chests, whatsoever, please.<br />
And I already have the currently available Alt-Deco and Store-Exclusive figures, as well as a Kaos Figure, and Crash Bandicoot and Neo Cortex.)<br />
<br />
-Or money is good and very appreciated; please ONLY send me money via PayPal to my email address, if and when you do.<br />
<br />
If you need my mailing address for anything non-monetary (a lot of people know already), let me know in Facebook Messenger.<br />
<br />
And shortly after finding each toy in my mailbox (or pickup at Post Office), I will edit this post and remove that item, and I will leave a comment below This Post Only in response to that as well.<br />
<br />
Thank You, again, and have a good and safe day.<br />
<br />
==Pokemon Sun and Moon networking==<br />
26 November at 5:03 pm<br />
<br />
Chris posted to a Pokemon page (link redacted).<br />
{{quotebox|Hey, League. I am in need to add y'all into both of my Sun and Moon games through the Festival. Please, help me with linking to each other and becoming mutual VIPs.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154040017161863?comment_id=10154041941561863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D I wish Lady Gaga could listen to me whine]==<br />
27 November at 11:42 am<br />
<br />
Chris posted to a Lizzy the Lezzy page on Lady Gaga's charity work for children.<br />
{{quotebox|She did the same for Lisa Simpson in an episode of The Simpsons. I wish she could help me feel better here with kind words and support too.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1226106080817202 Offering self-Skylander for sale]==<br />
28 November at 2:16 am<br />
{{quotebox|feeling distraught.<br />
Just a reminder, I am offering the figure and card of my self-Skylander, as well as a t-shirt with my character on it. Respectively, $50, $15 and $25; to add an autograph with permanent ink on them is $20 extra. Payment is to be sent via PayPal to my email, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.<br />
<br />
See me in action versus Kaos in this video.}}<br />
<br />
Chris linked to [[CWC vs Koas]].<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1226108250816985 Skylanders sale preview]==<br />
28 November at 2:18 pm<br />
{{quotebox|Here are images of what is offered; the card will have the data of my character to play it on the Portal of Power in Imaginators, so printing the card image is not as viable. The T-Shirt is available in sizes from Youth Small to Adult 3XL, and in white or blue.<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Cwc skylanders1.jpeg<br />
File:Cwc skylanders2.jpeg<br />
File:Cwc skylanders3.jpeg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
<br />
<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1226655300762280 Too lazy for Patreon]==<br />
28 November at 11:06 pm<br />
{{quotebox|This is Why I am hesitant on doing something like Patreon; I am unable to offer gifts and whatnot, even previews, because, as I have explained in my earlier post (scroll down to find it). Ugh. I feel old.}}<br />
<br />
Chris linked to a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ftYmmm6W7k YouTube animated video about Patreon]. Four minutes later, he edited the post to link to [[November 2016 Facebook posts#You jerks|the FB post]] he had mentioned.<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1229195037174973 Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon]==<br />
30 November at 12:10 pm<br />
{{quotebox|My mother had to go to the pawn shop to pawn her 14K gold necklace that she paid $700 for in the mid 80s. She was looking to pawn it for the loan, but this pawn shop did not do pawns like that, and she had to sell it for 325. UGH! She really liked that necklace, and I liked it too; it meant a Lot to her. Now, it's probably going to get melted down.<br />
<br />
"Mission Failed; We'll get them next time."<br />
<br />
Also, I have decided I will try setting up a Patreon later today; hopefully I can quickly earn enough to buy the necklace back. Or, otherwise, pay the mortgage in full (big goal there).}}<br />
<br />
Zoe L:<br />
{{quoteboxorange| have you ever thought about getting a job?}}<br />
This comment garnered 405 likes in 24 hours. Chris did not respond.<br />
<br />
Alexa P:<br />
{{quoteboxred|So sorry about your mom's necklace...I'm not sure if you would be interested or not but my mom works for an agency that helps people find jobs, even if it's temporary, she would love to help at no cost 😊 text me or we can talk tomorrow at league if you're interested.}}<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1229475390480271 Another wish list update]==<br />
30 November at 3:52 pm<br />
<br />
Chris again copied-and-pasted the wish list to remove the toy he had bought, breaking the links and failing to fix them a second time. He commented:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|From my Wish List, I just received from the Post Office, Alpha Trion and Astrotrain, addressed from BigBadToyStore. Thank You.}}<br />
<br />
==Patreon==<br />
30 November at 5:39 pm<br />
<br />
Chris linked to his new [[Patreon]] account.<br />
<br />
==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1229596337134843 Cross-post - The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge]==<br />
30 November at 5:46 pm<br />
{{quotebox|I'd like to also start a New Internet Challenge, "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooung Warrior!"}}<br />
<br />
Chris linked to [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge]]<br />
<br />
==Sources==<br />
<references/><br />
{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
{{facebook}}<br />
[[Category:Politics]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1&diff=212973CLog 10042017 - Q&A 12017-10-23T04:01:33Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 4 October, 2017. It is a 50-minute-long Q&A he live streamed after he made an account on [[Kiwi Farms]] and posted there, asking for questions to answer. He addresses, if not answers, most of the questions posted, except for any having to do with [[Jessica Quinn|Jessica]]. It is customarily drenched in incorrect phrase usage and [[random-access humor]].<br />
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== Video ==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Creating CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=vWyuL95_Ek0}}<br />
| stardate = 4 October 2017<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = <br />
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===Transcription===<br />
Welcome to another CLog video, Stardate 10042017. This is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. And before I begin... was obviously something that y'all been looking forward to since I end up making this thread full announcement. First off, yes that was me on the aforementioned [[Kiwi Farms]]. I made the one post. I shall never make another post again on that web forum, but I felt need to establish that I am to face the trolls, good and bad, 'cause we're all still individual people. And very importantly, I do this because this is like... eventually happening, been waiting to happen -- I face my demons of the past have been lingering on to me for so many years. <br />
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I have not been able to, since I was [[naive]], either in regular -- ''[stammers]'' even in regular or superpowers. I have to -- I still need to address these concerns individually, be it they question I need to answer so we could get their knowledge aforementionedly answered, and then we can move forward, and thus allowing me to ultimately find true peace of mind and solace between me and my sweetheart. And of which she has definitely voiced concerns against me doing this, but this is something that just -- was going to eventually be done anyway. So to you, my sweetie -- I'm -- yeah, while your comments between our back and forth earlier today, they did sting me quite a bit, but I do this for us, my love, believe you me. My heart, my soul, is in the right place. <br />
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I will not reveal specific details or personal information as I answer the following questions. No names [of] other people will be mentioned, and if there's any that are mentioned in the questions that I will be answering then those questions shall be overlooked. And I might be -- I might overstep my boundaries by saying that I will probably do a Q&A video every week, but if I am unable to, I will at my own pace, whenever I can, answer a -- answer a question on a Facebook post -- which, a link to that will be on my Twitter following -- so that question will be answered there. If there is a question that has been asked before this time that has been answered and it is repeated in this one thread -- then you better quote me on answering that question. <br />
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Also to mention, this is definitely a long time coming for me because I ended up being so deep into this mess of trolls and cyberbullies, I broke the number one rule that I should've learned when all this mess started in late 2007: ignore the trolls! They -- ignore them! But at that time I just could not and I ended up being blackmailed, being deceived, so much content -- miscontent leaked from me. I look face to face in each and every one of those times and moments. I do regret the majority of them, but they have happened. They are in the past. They shouldn't be -- they should never be brought up again, especially in harassing me or harassing other people at my expense, because I am so much better than that and I made that perfectly clear in the one thread post that I've made earlier today.<br />
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====Question 1: How would you change your Future Message?====<br />
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Okay so without further ado, we'll answer some questions. But firstly, two questions that were proposed to me off of Twitter, one of which:<br />
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"If there was anything you could change in your [[Future Message]] that you had made on your 25th birthday, what would it be?"<br />
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Well what would they be? I might have to rewatch it and give more details into that, but initially I would definitely remove the "stay straight" and swap that with "find yourself for who you are, whether you be straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, trans -- whatever. You are you. You are individual. You should love, accept, appreciate yourself. As I have found is in myself and I learned to love and accept myself, and it has been so much better for me ever since I came out in June or July of [[2014]] as a [[Sexuality|lesbian]] [[Tomgirl_Saga|trans woman]]."<br />
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====Question 2: What would you say to Bob?====<br />
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And the other question: if there was anything that, uh...<br />
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"Was there anything you wish you could have said to your father [[Bob|Mr. Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] before he passed on?"<br />
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I gave that some thought. I have a valid response, because this actually happened to me long before he passed on, a few years before. "Well sir, I predicted you would not have passed on until middle of 2015. So don't bail us on yet, soldier. Don't bail out on us yet." That is one thing I wish I could have said to my father as I had left him that fateful afternoon at the Martha Jefferson Hospital. ''[pauses to gather self, then softly]'' I miss him every day.<br />
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====Question 3: Making Sonichu into a commercial work====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650869 You seem to be interested in making Sonichu into a commercial work. Turning a fan comic into a commercial work requires a lot of effort. You'll need to speak with lawyers and purge or rewrite some sections of the comic to make it legal, copyright-wise. For example, you'll need to clear out all references to Sonic and Pikachu. Is that worth it for you? How far would you be willing to go to publish Sonichu professionally? If you are willing to go that far, what would the Sonichu comics be like? Do you have any ideas for a legal-to-publish Sonichu series?]"]''<br />
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''[recovering and sniffling]'' All right, moving on, uh -- we -- I'll answer the first question. I'm not refreshing on the -- I am on the very last page of this thread, on that forum right now, so I'm gonna start with the last question, of which I was uncomfortable answering but I feel like I have a good idea, a better answer to that question. So, all right, so... <br />
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"You seem interested in [[Chris and copyright|making Sonichu into a commercial work]]. Making it that way requires a lot of effort: speaking with lawyers, purge or rewrite some sections... is that worth it for you? How far would you be willing to go to publish Sonichu professionally? And if I was willing to go that far, how would the Sonichu comics be like? Did they have any ideas for... legal to publish?"<br />
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Well, I tell you this: despite efforts, I think that that would be minimal, because I had not received complaints -- from neither Nintendo or Sega ''[cut]'' -- book's original first publication on the Internet in 2004. Obviously more than 13 years have passed since then. So it is a -- ''[puts finger to lips and hums]'' -- so I feel like it is good, equal game, especially since my characters are more accepted around the world, and everywhere. And we are still continuing on in that. Nothing will be past edited ''[?]'', and if we ever should need a Sonic character in the future, it will not be directly the characters themselves, but somebody else from within my series who could portray said characters in the book. That's definitely one way to keep it safe. <br />
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So like in that one flashback with ''[imitates Beavis and Butthead]'' "Hey fat kid, check it out, somebody left their locker open..." ''[grunting in reply]'' You could say we have two... [[Pokemon|Dittos]] pretending to be Beavis and Butthead. ''[imitating characters again]'' "Ditto Ditto Ditto..." hehe... "WHAM!"<br />
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====Question 4: Have you ever thought about applying for Section 8 housing?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650698 Hi Christine, thanks for joining the forum! Have you ever thought about applying for Section 8 housing? If you apply and are accepted it will be years before you're actually offered housing because the waiting list is very long. The worst thing that can happen when they finally do offer it to you is that you tell them that you don't need housing at that moment. But it would be a good thing to apply now and having that option down the road if needed.]"]''<br />
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Mmkay. Moving on from this question, let's see here... mm... yes... well I'll answer this one, it's just -- it's over my head, over my knowledge, but: <br />
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"Have you ever thought about applying for Section 8 housing?"<br />
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Um... as far as I'm concerned, I'll take that under consideration, but at the moment -- at this present time I am not looking to move out, just yet. Eventually I may, but that is still years later. I can't say for certain right now.<br />
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====Question 5: Would you like to visit the UK?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650697 As a British ladyperson myself (wot wot pip pip tally ho apples and pears and all that) I always wondered what draws you towards British culture so much? I know you've always had a love of Monty Python and apparently have British lineage, but I've noticed recently you've started using more 'Britishisms' in the way you type and talk. Would you ever like to visit the UK, and if so where? Do you have an opinion on Brexit? Also, do you dig the accent? I have a feeling you might!]"]''<br />
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All right, moving on, let's see... hm... okay: <br />
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"Would you ever like to visit the UK?" <br />
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And this is a question from a ''[bad fake British accent]'' "British ladyperson." I would say, yes, I would very much like to visit jolly old England -- London -- see the Big Ben, and all the fancy sights, like -- ''[funny voice]'' Number One! Number Seventeen! Cherry Tree Lane! Or... n'of ''[?]''... the banks and ''[singsong]'' Mary Poppins! Mary Poppins. That was a fun, funny one. So many positive things from the UK, Britain, uh, that would definitely be a good place I'd like to visit.<br />
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====Question 6: Should women be strong?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650694 Now you are a woman, do you still value your strength? Do you believe women should be physically strong?]"]''<br />
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All right, moving on. Hmm... <br />
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"As a woman, value my strength, believe should be physically strong to women?"<br />
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You know what? YES! Ladies, do as you feel! If you want to be strong then go for it. You are rockin' and you are supported.<br />
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====Question 7: Interested in SNES or NES Classic?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650687 First, do you have any interest in the SNES Classic now that it's released and available?]"]''<br />
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Uh, let's see... hmm... okay. S'a bit -- but uh -- this is okay. All right. <br />
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"Interested in the SNES Classic or the NES Classic?"<br />
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A bit, but I think I'd rather go for a retcon ''[?]'' console and get the individual cartridges so that I'm not limited. Why why -- if I ever do I might get the SNES Classic for Star Fox 2 ''[?]'' unless they put it on the Virtual Console.<br />
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====Question 8: Will you make more medallions?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650687 Second, have you ever thought about making medallions again, or have the trolls that would do chargebacks and bad reviews ruined that for the world at large?]"]''<br />
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"Thought about making [[medallion]]s again?"<br />
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That isn't the process. As we, uh, as me and my associates, where it's, we're working on expanding our businesses -- the business -- and one night we just opened a Roundbubble -- Redbubble store, just yesterday. We'll eventually find somebody who can make the medallions on my behalf, and those will be well to go.<br />
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====Question 9: Do you have a particular favorite Sonic cartoon?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650687 Third, I know that you enjoy the Sonic series as a whole. Is there a particular cartoon that you preferred from It? Like SatAM or otherwise?]"]''<br />
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And then, let's see. "Enjoy the Sonic series as a whole, particularly the cartoon like Sat. AM or otherwise?"<br />
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Yes. Sat AM! Sonic the Hedgehog! Now that was the best one. Sonic X, Japanese without the dubbing, that's very good too. So if I'd say pick one over the other, I would say ''[pauses]'' classic Sat AM. I wish they had made that season 3! Well I'd love to see ''[circles fingers around eyes, puts on funny voice]'' if that was the Echidna hiding in the shadows, or Metal Sonic or -- will we ever really know the answer to that. Somebody's got to pick up that project! <br />
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====Question 10: About Twitter accounts====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650684 There's a "rumor" going around that @paintingatree is an old account of yours. Is this true, or is it an impostor.]"]''<br />
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Now let's see... that's not a good question... ''[laughs]'' "[[CWCki Forums|Paintingatree]]." That's painting a tree. On Twitter I only had the three accounts: CWCSonichu, [[NightStar2891]] (with a capital N and a capital S), and more recently that I have cut the ties of "[[Kert Varnsen]]." You know where that name came from? It's from the [[Seinfeld]] series! ''[badly sings the famous Seinfeld bass riff]'' So any other accounts that y'all may be suspecting, albeit sounding similar to my typing pattern, nope! That's not me. That is not me. That is a genuine different person.<br />
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====Question 11: About his mother eventually passing away====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650522 Do you have a plan for what you'll do when your mother passes away?]"]''<br />
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Uh, let's see, yeah, and I'm just gonna put this one as a neutral question. Anything having to do with my -- after [[Barb|my mother]] passes away, uh, still in the works, planning it out, but meanwhile -- it's a blank slate. And hopefully with my sweetie we'll be able to make that -- bake -- plan something for the better. And of course also talking with my mother and discussing all that. But she just turned 76 years old last Sunday. So just -- any ref -- any reference to whatever happens when my mother passes away, my answer is pretty much -- I remaining -- it still to be determined. I don't know.<br />
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====Question 12: About the Rosechu weight gain====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650567 Where did you get the idea to make Rosechu fat and why?]"]''<br />
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Let's see. Oh, okay, here's a good one on the recent ''[singsong voice]'' [[September_2017_Patreon_posts#Fat_Rosechu|Rosey weight gain]]! Hmm, yes, that was inspired by a certain someone... who is a 'spiring fan of ''Breakfast with Sister'' -- which, by the way, really good series. The artist should continue on drawin' pages for that. But she did make an update note about that and well, both my sweetie and I, we respect her for that.<br />
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Mmm, and let's see, follow-up question:<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650679 Have you taken into consideration the struggles of real-world women who deal with sudden and unwanted weight gain as you write this plot? What sort of research have you done, if any?]"]''<br />
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"Have you taken into consideration the struggles of real world women who deal with sudden, unwanted weight gain as you write this plot?"<br />
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Um, okay well, I am very much aware of all types of people, whether they be very slender, very slim and having trouble maintain that, or just being as -- being really big and having to maintain and cope with that. So between everything I've seen, on television, in the movies, real life, in person, other forms of media, I just take it to between common sense and my empathy, towards how it goes out in the final run. But really, my [[Chris_and_reality#Fantasy_and_fiction|psychic connection]] with my Electric Hedgehog Pokemon family in the city of [[CWCVille]], as I write it out, they stream the memories into my head. It actually happened on those dates in that dimension. And they just tell me as it happened.<br />
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====Question 13: Memories of his teen years====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650678 Can you tell us some memories of your high school years or before? Feel free to tell any old story that comes to your head . Maybe a few more unheard details of your 18th birthday, managing the basketball team or what you and the gal pals would talk about at lunch. Whatever you want.]"]''<br />
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Eh, let's see what else we got here. I'll probably answer this question with a whole -- one or so lengthy Facebook posts. <br />
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"Any high school memories, years or before? And maybe a few unheard details of my 18th -- 18th birthday, the basketball team management and [[gal pals]], talk about -- whatever I want."<br />
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We'll just say that's a question I'll put off to a Facebook post.<br />
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====Question 14: Are the trolls a unified group?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650663 Christine, The Farms obviously doesn't control everyone on the internet who harrases you. Do you believe the Trolls are one single unified and controlled group?]"]''<br />
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Let's see, what have we got here? Oh, hm. Oh this reminds me... so this reminds me about, uh -- I should definitely make this a point, because I made the one post on the Kiwi farms that make this -- make this thread that I'm answering these questions from. Known of you -- none of you are in control of me. I am in control of me. Nobody else. And I do this, answering these questions, this video stream, under my own accord to face my past and my demons. <br />
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Hmm okay, yeah, this is a valid question though. Believe the trolls...<br />
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"Do I believe the trolls are one single unified and controlled group?"<br />
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I cannot say for certain. But -- and I am not taking sides, I am NOT on the side of Kiwi Farms, I am not on the side of [[4chan]], Anonymous, or anybody, or any page, website of that sort. I am not on any of those sides. I'm on the side of those that I love and care about very much deep in my heart -- my [[Jessica Quinn|sweetheart]], evermore my Sweetheart. Um, single, unified? Possibly. But I am aware of the multiple sources, and that they form on and outsource to -- let's just say, um, possible but I'm gonna guess more like multiple. But in it -- but the grander scheme of things, y'all are still not -- y'all still like me! Y'all still talking about me, despite of foul language and mockery that is said. Y'all laugh at what's actually funny that I do. ''[puts on pony ear headband]'' Hey, this is fine. ''[sings]'' [[My Little Pony]], My Little Pony... I'm not flawless, we're a work in progress... tell me what flaws you got too, 'cause I still like what's flawed about you. ''[hums and sings, playing with ears]'' Have fun.<br />
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====Question 15: MLP or Sonic?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650662 So, do you now prefer the MLP franchise over Sonic?]"]''<br />
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And this is a good follow up to that -- <br />
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"Do I prefer MLP or Sonic?"<br />
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Actually, I do not prefer one over the other. I like them both equally, although I am enjoying the MLP series a bit more, because there's quite a few -- there's quite a number of friendship lessons and values in that show. And it's more current. Somebody pick up the Saturday AM Sonic again!<br />
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====Question 16: Is there anything you like about Trump?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-3#post-2650652 I know you don't like Trump. That's fine, no problem with that. But my main question is: is there anything you like about Trump? Is there any law or bill he passed that you like, or anything he did for that matter? Also, why did you feel he needed to be killed or impeached? wouldn't it be better to see if he's a good president before passing such judgement on him?]"]''<br />
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Let's see, hmm. <br />
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"Anything I like about ''[intentionally mispronouncing name]'' [[Pmurt|Dornald Mr. Trump]]?"<br />
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Well, I'll tell you what. All questions about our failing number 45 President of the United States, let's just leave that as a neutral -- I definitely don't like him, and I definitely don't like all the things he's passed and whatnot. The only redeeming quality is that -- is anything, the one thing that actually inspired Melena ''[mispronouncing "Melania"]'' to marry him in the first place. The one heartfelt thing -- but even that is fleeting because he's a malignant narcissist. I saw that coming in those presidential debates that came out before the election voting date. You may quote me on that. I saw it coming and then ''[singsong]'' the psychologists confirmed it! And then he confirmed himself throughout his misactions. So any questions about Trump -- that's it.<br />
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====Question 17: Do you believe in alternate cartoon dimensions?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650647 Just to clear up this confusion once and for all: do you believe that Cwcville, Equestria, and other such places exist in different dimensions?]"]''<br />
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All right, next page, page 2. Scrolling down to the bottom... I'm definitely -- if I find any repeat questions I'll definitely skip over those, let's see.<br />
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''[laughs, reading phone]'' Geez. That's -- okay, that was funny. Yes, this is a very valid question: <br />
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"Do I believe that CWCVille, Equestria and other such places exist in different dimensions?"<br />
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Yes! I believe very much in [[Chris_and_reality#Fantasy_and_fiction|the different dimensions]]! And I have access. If I -- access to some, to all those dimensions. And I can ''[inaudible]'' into them, just like my OC NightStar can see into our dimension, our reality, watching our YouTube videos -- and visiting us! Visiting our dimensions! [fake singsong British accent] Doctor Who does it all the time too! ''[imitating back-and-forth dialogue]'' He's the doctor. Who's the doctor? Yes, he's the doctor. Doctor who? Yes, he's the doctor. I'm the doc! Who's the doc? Yes, he's the doctor. Jumping gigawatts! ''[said as "jigawatts," imitating Doc Brown from ''Back to the Future'']''<br />
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====Question 18: About his upcoming date with Jessica====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650643 What are you planning to do with Jessica on your date? Dinner and a movie? Or just the movie?]"]''<br />
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''[abruptly]'' Uh, I am not discussing anything about my date with my sweetheart. So skipping this question. Definitely keeping her details and her name, despite of everybody who is aware of what her name is, I'm not bringing it up again right now. So I care about her too much. All my heart and soul. And being! I love you sweetie! Yes I do! ''[making kissing noises]'' Endless kisses in this heart. <br />
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====Question 19: About negativity and hate====<br />
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''[Original question: The poster describes [[Michael J. Hirtes]], then goes on: <br />
"[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650638 What do you have to say to someone who has given you this much negative attention, while he himself, lives in worse conditions, lives a life where his main objectives are associated with hate and being a general annoyance, and who has gone to great lengths to say harsh things to you personally, rather than sit by and comment on your unique life?]"]''<br />
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Yes, all right let's move on up and see. ''[hums to self as he scrolls]''<br />
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Okay. Here's, uh... following the first paragraph, this question comes out okay. What do I --<br />
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"What do you have to say to someone who has given you so much negative attention, while he himself lives in worse condition, lives a life where his main objectives are associated with hate and being a general annoyance, and who has gone to great lengths to say harsh things to you personally, rather than sit by and comment on your unique life?"<br />
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Well... to that person in such conditions or, even better, I'd, their side, their -- believe them, because they... feel like they are unable to communicate positively. And I'm not going to put them down. I just perceive what they say in the more better manner, because that person -- I feel sorry for them in such pitiful conditions and whatnot. I do. I can feel for them, I can empathize. Not my fault, not their fault, that they can't say "I love you" instead of "I hate you." It's a bizarro universe. ''[imitating Superman character]'' Ooh, me Bizarro! Me hate you! Me hate you! Me hate you! Errh, I love you, Bizarro love you! ''[laughs]'' Ah, just perception, anyway, empathize and all that. And I would forgive each and every single person who has talked -- who has mocked or spoken to me in that sense, negatively. <br />
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And what was the second part of that question? Oh. ''[reading phone]'' Anyone who has gone to say -- personally? I have never met anyone who actually said that -- said anything bad to me face-to-face or in person. I'm serious. Upon recollection I had so much fear and paranoia, and this is aside from the one or two pranking encounters, including a certain [[Pickle Man|green-suited individual]]. Anyway, I was forgiven. I was forgiven -- that's in the past. Moving on. And I just appreciate all the sincere kindness that I have received at [[BronyCon]]. That was just really awesome. And I like seeing kindness. I promote that, very much.<br />
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====Question 20: About Catalonia====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650636 What's your opinion regarding Catalonia.]"]''<br />
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I have no idea what Catalonia is. It sounds like a place. I would have to look that up.<br />
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====Question 21: Why do you hold the pencil weird when you draw?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650614 Why do you hold the pencil so messed up while drawing? It really seems painful and unnatural. Ever think your drawing would improve if you approached it differently?]"]''<br />
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Skipping that question ''["[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650626 What do you and Jessica talk about when you guys talk?]"]'', because that's another one I'm not allowed to go into... okay. <br />
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"Why do I hold the pencil so messed up?"<br />
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Where's my pen? ''[reaches for pen]'' I hold -- well, wait, I gotta do this right. ''[uncaps pen and holds it]'' It's just the way I hold it, okay? Among which, I have learned how to properly hold a pen or a pencil. And --<br />
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"if I think -- ever think if my drawing would improve if I approached it differently?"<br />
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If I held my pen or pencil any differently from what I am, I doubt it would improve or make a difference. It would be more difficult to me to switch from the natural holding to a forced new position whatsoever. So this is my way of writing and drawing. Get to the point and deal with it.<br />
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====Question 22: Will you have children?====<br />
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''[Original question: Unclear, because he paraphrases so drastically, but probably "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650610 Have you discussed having children with Jessica? What is her opinion on being the mother of Crystal?]"]''<br />
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Now let's see, moving on. On the possibility of children after my full transformation into being a full woman, I have heard it's successful, I can eventually bear my own child. But I'll just leave that up to future events when that can actually happen. It's about this moment, that's still debatable and I'm not gonna fret too much over that right now. <br />
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====Question 23: Why were you demoted to the Special Ed bus in high school?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650609 I understand if you don't want to answer this question: back when you were 15 you were demoted to the Special Education bus at Manchester High School. why was that? you've given some info but not the full picture, making it kinda confusing.]"]''<br />
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Now let's see... oh. [[Manchester_High_School#The_Bus|Demoted to the Special Ed bus]] when I was 15. That -- well, I can summarize that incident in short. There was this kid in the seat opposite from me, wanted to be the first off the bus. And I was like, "all right, well I wanna be first off the bus too!" So it's like, we vouched ''[?]''. And this one time he actually literally pushed -- hit me and knocked my glasses off my face. And I was really upset that day, and my father had to talk with the principal and whatnot. And that's how I ended up getting demoted from regular bus to handicapped bus. Um... yeah did not like that quite much. I'm not gonna go into further detail about that in this. That's all.<br />
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====Question 24: Are you going to complete Sonichu 13?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650609 Another question: do you plan on completing the original version of Sonichu 13? or at least post what the plot of Sonichu 13 was going to be about? (not just the general idea of it)]"]''<br />
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"Complete the original version of [[Sonichu 13]], or at least post what it was going to be about?"<br />
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Yeah, Book 13! Well, 12-9 -- because I don't like using the number 13, it's an unlucky number -- but 12-9! It is Sonichu Special. Introducing life and stories of [[Night Star|Miss Night Star]]. Between Ponyville and Equestria, in Canterlot High -- [[My Little Pony|that neck of the woods]]. She's got -- she gets around! She even goes to CWCVille at one point. But that's to be drawn in the next book after I finish with number 12 here. ''[taps some papers in front of him]''<br />
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The original -- although, if there were to be a book 13 I would possibly draw alongside that one, or maybe at a later date to put back, ''[unintelligible]'' but book 13 would definitely be the crossover between Sonichu and [[Planet Dolan]] 'cause eventually we gotta get a tour Planet Dolan and the character aspects there and why not, and that's aside from, "Oh, what's in the studio, what's here, what's there..." And there's a good bout between [[Blake]] and Hellbent, and the mental... bouts, comparisons, discussions between [[Magi-Chan]] and Nixxiom. Some good, smart, intelligent... eh, but that was uh-- I can't remember off the top of my head because I'm thinking about answering the questions. But anyway that point is made.<br />
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====Question 25: Favorite "Christian and The Hedgehog Boys" track to record?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650599 which christian and the hedgehog boys album was your favourite to record?]"]''<br />
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"Was the '[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian the Hedgehog Boys]]' album -- favorite to record?" <br />
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Uh, not particularly, especially the [[So Need a Cute Girl|first track]]. 'Cause, boy was I frustr-- was I a [[Virgin with Rage|frustrated... virgin]], that's all I will say about that and I'm [[Mia Hamm|not a virgin anymore]], let's just leave it at that. But anyway just... hearing my voice singing all that at this time; it's cringe-worthy.<br />
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====Question 26: Binaural beats====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650597 How have the binaural beats helped you so far? It's been a long while since you started listening to those, I'm curious if you have noticed any big and obvious changes. Do you believe in placebo, by the way?]"]''<br />
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Anyway moving on let's see. Mm, [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|binaural beats]] questions, all I can say-- everything about binaural beats, I am taking in: [[Un-clit 2.0|it's working very well]]. There'll be no further questions. If any other questions similar, I'm still listening to them, they're working for me, moving on.<br />
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====Question 27: Sonichu 12 progress====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650592 How's progress on Sonichu 12 going?]"]''<br />
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Almost done with Sonichu 12! Almost done! Like uh, ten or so pages. [fart noise with tongue]<br />
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====Question 28: Lesbian Sleepover Party====<br />
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''[Original question: <br />"[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650582 hi Christine, I have a question<br />Back in January 2016 you put out a video to have a "Lesbian Sleepover Party" and made an announcement. I'm honestly curious what or who was the motivation behind that?<br /><br />The idea itself was not bad at all, but the YouTube crowd may have been the improper channel to hit your target demographic of Lesbians/Female-Souled-Lesbians.<br /><br /> I was saddened to see that the party was cancelled right after the Announcement. HAD the party happened, do you think it would have been a good time and/or do you think anyone who attended would have been (at the time) a good sweetheart material type person?<br /><br />Thank for you reading this even if you cannot answer.]"]''<br />
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Mm. Uh, the quote-unquote [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement|lesbian sleepover party]]. Yeah, that never happened. Um just let's just say that somebody else, whose name will not be mentioned, proposed the idea, and it just never really formed. Plus there was that impostor... over in Seattle, I think it was? Yeah Seattle. Because that's Frazier's hometown! Well, the town he lives in the show the-- binge-watched the entire series more than twice. I still feel smart every time I watch that show, any episode. But regardless...<br />
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====Question 29: Sobret====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650577 How is Sorbet? Can we see him more in videos?]"]''<br />
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[[Sorbet]] is very healthy and very well, ok? [stuttering] His-- his r-- His ulcer in his right eye has healed up, but that's going to be still a permanent consequence, just blurred vision out of that eye pretty much. And a nasal damage, that's permanent. The vet cannot-- is unable to repair that, he did the best he could. And-- but he was able to clear out that ulcer, so... Sorbet is still healthy, alive and well. He's very active.<br />
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[referencing [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650569 this] question] Umm, I have no idea what this question is about. Uh, let's see...<br />
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====Question 30: Favorite Musicals====<br />
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''[Original question: <br />"[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650568 Hi Chris Chan, welcome to Kiwi Farms! Hopefully no one screws this up.<br /><br />I've been wondering: What are your favorite musicals? I know you've mentioned wanting to watch Gigi with a past sweetheart, and you're most notably into Mary Poppins. What else? Also, if anyone comes to mind, do you have a favorite composer of musicals?<br /><br />Thanks.]"]''<br />
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Favorite musicals. [in a high voice] [[Mary Poppins]]! Yes, I do like Gi-- I did like Gigi. I like, [<nowiki />[[Chris and Music#Singing|singing]]]<nowiki /> ''I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!'' And, yeah my favorite of all-- my favorite [stutters] musical of all time would have to be [singing] ''Meet me in St. Louis, Louis. Meet me at the fair. Don't tell me the lights are shining any place but there. We will dance the Hoocee [sic] Kooche, I will be your Tootsie Woostsie if you will meet me in St. Louis, Louis! Meet me in AAAAaaaaaaat the fair!'' Thank you Mrs. Judy Garland. Ah, next question.<br />
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[referencing [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650567 this] question] Answered this question already, next one.<br />
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====Question 31: Halloween Plans and Pets====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650562 Well hello! Just curious, how will you be celebrating Halloween this year? And how are your pets?]"]''<br />
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Uh... probably, hand out-- just hand out candy this year, sitting at home. Unless I actually get invited to a [[Halloween|Halloween party]] or ''find'' a place to go to. It's still yet to be determined.<br />
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[referencing [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650557 this] question] Not saying, because I'm not going to make up any new posts aside from the one I made. [fart noise with tongue]<br />
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====Question 32: CAPTCHA====<br />
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''[Original Question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/page-2#post-2650556 Did you like the sign-up CAPTCHA?]"]''<br />
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It could be better, the...[speaks slowly to avoid mispronunciation] CAPTCHA could be better.<br />
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Ehh, see this--this is basically what I'm doing, just answering the no-troll, ok questions. And skipping over ones that are repeating or too revealing, and I could put up some more later. This is okay, uh... [fart noise with tongue]<br />
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[chuckles while scrolling] Ok, that's cool, uh I mean I'm startin-- I'm on the first page, I'm starting from the bottom to the top so you know what I'm talking about. Hmm. On the forums, you can look it up for your self. Those who are actually members there, let's just leave it at that.<br />
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====Question 33: What made you come here?====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650546 What made you want to come here to the Farms in the first place? We all thought you didn't care about this website and its content.]"]''<br />
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Ok, "Come here in the first place?" It's pretty much, I've... wanted to actually see from your perspective, on the earlier posts that y'all did and actually see if you were actually [[Trolls|talking smack]] about me or... responses to other things at a recent time..? That's pretty much it, that's why... I'm '''pa'''-trolling... visually, just reading some-- skimming certain top-- certain posts, whatnot, on... [gestures to phone] there. Uh, let's see what this say.<br />
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====Question 34: Trans-women, appearance, and Jessica====<br />
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''[Original question: <br />"[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650543 if you want women to love you for who you are, then why can't you love another trans-woman? isn't that a bit hypocritical? if jessie turns out to have a dick, will she still be your sweetheart?<br /><br />also, as a girl, i was wondering why you don't put more effort into your appearance. there are better clothes you can wear to flatter your shape. there are sailor neptune wigs online, you know. if you really want that seagreen haircolor.<br /><br />and last question. is jessica okay with you posting on here?]"]''<br />
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[gestures to phone] Too much. Too much. This is a too much question. Too much. I'll... too much, too personal, I have-- although I will only say I have nothing against fellow [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|trans-women and trans-males]]... just... and I have given out thoughtful consideration, but still... That's all I will say, I respect them, they're good people, they're okay. I...would not natural-- I am more neutral towards them and I actually have a few trans-women friends in real life. Okay? Let's just leave it at that. Too much, that was a too much question.<br />
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====Question 35: Nintendo Switch====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650542 What’s your opinion on the Nintendo Switch?]"]''<br />
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Uh, Nintendo Switch. I might get one, I might get one, that's all I'm going to say I have no other responses to it.<br />
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====Question 35: Extended Family====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650538 Have you tried contacting your half brother and sister David and Carol recently? Do you want to get to know your extended family a bit more?]"]''<br />
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Hmm. Yes, I still want to get back with my brothers and sisters and my [[Minor Family Members|extended family]], that's-- but... don't want y'all to worry about that, you let me worry about that, th-thats all I will say about that. And, uh...hmm. Hmm.<br />
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====Question 36: Honesty in Online Dating====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650537 Christine, based on your feminine experiences, what is the best way to tell if someone wanting to date you on the internet is serious or not? I've had a few people reach out to me but I've been TERRIFIED that they're trolls. How do you separate the real ones from the bad?]"]''<br />
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Okay, yes, [paraphrasing] "based on my experiences what is the best way to tell if [[Sweetheart|someone wanting to date me]] on the Internet is serious or not... How do you separate the real ones from the bad?"<br />
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Um... well, for one thing uh, common sense. You can check their profiles, they are mess--they are messaging you from, like on [[Facebook]]. See if their photos don't result in... any other...well. See if their Facebook photos don't get repeated in the search results that's once thing. And uh, if their Facebook profiles are freshly created, like they have less than X number of posts on there, they have little information on there, then I would be like, "pass."<br />
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Um, there's other people, and web-pages that can advise you for the better but neutrally I would say keep an open heart, an open mind, figure-- you can figure it out for your selves which ones are sincere, which ones are sarcastic... and just, you don't jump in a relationship immediately, just make friends until...uh, and especially in person, just makes friends and, and [unintelligible] that's been actually that you've known for a while, and that they've known you for a while. Um, you come out to them or they come out-- or he or she comes out to you. Good, I'd say go for it. [unintelligible] if at least, a few months, to at least a year. [thumbs up] There you go, you know. Now let's see what else we got.<br />
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====Question 37: Making up with Jessica====<br />
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''[Original question: "[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650533 Hey Christine how's your love life? Have you patched things up with Jessica yet?]"]'''<br />
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Okay, yes, patched up, love life. We're good. <br />
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[referencing [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650526 this] question] I'm not at liberty to talk about [[Jessica Quinn#First breakup|what happened]], especially on recorded forms like th--recorded videos like this one.<br />
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[referencing [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650522 this] question] Aaand we [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1#Question 11: About his mother eventually passing away|already answered]] that question.<br />
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[referencing [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650519 this] post] Eh, that's not a question...<br />
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[referencing [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650517 this] post] [chuckles] n-- he-- wasn't pullin' a prank.<br />
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====Question 38: Disability Prejudice and Sonichu====<br />
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''[Original question: <br />"[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650512 What do you have against people with other forms of disabilities? You said you won't want to date somebody who is 'slow in the mind', but don't you also have anxiety?<br /><br />Why does Sonichu not going on adventures or saving the world like a hero? Usually, comicbook heroes go on adventures to save the world.]"]''<br />
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Hmm, okay. I do not have anything against people, with... [[Chris and Hypocrisy#Other People with Mental Disabilities|other forms of disabilities]]... um, just... they just, pretty much, um, initially they would kinda creep me out, especially if, barely understand them, but... if I had an extended amount of time, and I find... that I can get used to this person, and like them, then that's good, otherwise I'll just remain positively civil and neutral.<br />
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[referencing [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650510 this] post] [humming] ''la da dada da da skip.'' That's not a question...<br />
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====Question 39: Contact with Jessica====<br />
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''[Original question: <br />"[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650508 Shalom, Chris, if that's really you.<br /><br />Have you had contact with Jessica beyond Facebook text posts? Calls, skype, etc.?]"]''<br />
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I would say, yes to that that question. More than [[Facebook]]. [humming]<br />
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[referencing [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650494 this] post] [humming] "This is a Q&A..."<br />
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[referencing [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650493 this] post] [humming] "Now what's the fun in that?"<br />
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====Question 40: Adult Chronicles====<br />
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''[Original question: <br />"[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650467 Have you ever watched any of my LOVEQUEST videos? Also, how do you feel about our tiny, honey-producing insect friends?<br />my stories are Not Dark<br />What about the Adult Chronicles™ and that time the Chaotic Combo murdered someone for political dissent?]"]''<br />
<br />''[sidenote: the thing about the bees is relevant because the user who posted this is called Spelling Bee]''<br />
<br />''[sidenote: "my stories are Not Dark" is the part of Chris's initial post that Spelling Bee responded to, it is included in his post]''<br />
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Mm. Oh yeah, um... Adul-- The... heh. There was a [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|video game of my adult life]] to be made, it would have to be something like a choice-making game like, either [[Life is Strange]] or Gone Home. I like both of those, both of those are really good.<br />
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And the... time with the...well the... bloody murder for polika-- political dissent...? Um, the one time I did draw that and I did '''edit that out''', I swapped it out. So now those gu-- so now those... ge-- so now the not guilty either definitely... uh... I'm trying to think of the word there. What's the word there... uh... n-- uh, and I wanna say pil-- I feel like I wanna say pilgrim, but I won't. You know what I mean, they're definitely totally cut off from the Internet and modern technology. <br />
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Anyway, that's the... and I'm still getting used to so I can wat--so I would eventually watch more of the past creations inspired by Sonichu or myself. I just, when-- I skipped over them so many years ago when they originally came out because... I was still paranoid that they were going to be more of a m-mockery in a sense. But, I did f-- I am finding that, there are a-actually-- a majority of are actually not so bad, so, adjusting, getting used to it. Baby steps.<br />
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And so yeah, p-- now I haven't watched these [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWA8iH_emEk Lovequest] videos too. <br />
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====Ending Message====<br />
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[referencing [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/#post-2650463 this] post] And "You have a good day too." And, [throws up hands] that's all the questions! Three pages, that's all the questions. Anyway, I will get back to the [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1#Question 13: Memories of his teen years|high-school... memories]] on tha-- on a later point. But I think we covered a lot today, I feel... better that I addressed a few... addressed some of the uh, [[Trolls]] and anymore questions, I'll check this thread... like once a week. I might just put the questions and answers on a Facebook post and answer them there, or if I feel like it I'll record another Q&A video. It just depends on my mood. <br />
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Eh, so now...[picks up something] with this... fa-- with this task, I've taken a first step toward facing my Demons and my past. And I feel-- I feel better for it, and once again I empathi-- I want to reiterate: Do not contact any of my friends, any of my family, or any of my associates. And including and especially my [[Jessica Quinn|Sweetheart]]. Then, I will not answer any more questions! So, no contact... with them, no harassment. You wanted to [stuttering] you want to know more, ask me directly, through this thread only if you're already on there. Otherwise anybody else who uh, is not on there, you can talk to me on [[Twitter]] or on the [[Facebook]] comments, leave it at that. Um, I definitely would discourage going... I still would discourage, until, such a time... when... the website, and the web-forums are more, let's say, polite and politically correct.<br />
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Shall we say [audio cuts out] sent... mm. Yeah, stay away from them and, I definitely want to emphasize that, if there's any harassment going on towards you from any, really bad Internet [[Trolls]] and cyberbullies, just... [raises arms to form an X shape] block 'em. Block 'em. On your Facebook, on your Twitter, wherever. Block them! Just... and if they're pinning the blame on a one individual that they have picked on before... just, as an example, I'm an example with that. Do not block that person, you block the actual person who's making those derogatory comments. And I of course I am aware of those who are-- who have been trolled in the past, might not have been able to ignore them, and fell into depression. I just want to say that I... offer some heartfelt support to each of you individually. I have spoken to a few of you, and I'll prob-- and I'll end up lending my kindness and support to more of y'all for-- in the future. Eh, y'all know who you are [humming].<br />
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Eh, anything else on my mind, let me think a moment...um...<br />
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Okay, well aside from that I think I'm good for this time so... until next video I record or the next question I answer, everybody: Y'all have a great, safe day. Thank you for your kindness and your respect, and listening.<br />
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[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=LoveYouLongTime_E-mails,_2011-2012&diff=212972LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-20122017-10-23T03:58:15Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>This page contains leaked e-mails between Chris and the various Gal Pals played by [[Emily]], from 2011-2012.<br />
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==Borb vs Magfest==<br />
{{quotebox|Sat, Jan 15, 2011 at 6:29 pm<br />
Listen, I lied. I was not sick, but I did have stress-induced belly-aches, and I had a running nose, because I Cried because of ME and my Mother. This family of mine is soo fragile; one of us in the three leaves, and the other two are just as good as dead, homeless and lost. Financially, ALL SSI income counted for, by my father's count, we're struggling to surviving. And They Would lock me out upon my return if I had gone to MagFest, then where would I be? Just like that trip to Cleveland, the destination was Not Solid; without a Point A to return to or my car had died on that trip, I would have been damned lost and out. Just the same as this trip to MagFest; all that for a One Night Stand and Risk of another Troll Setup, I just could not afford it emotionally. Yesterday, in a final, childish attempt, I gave my mom and dad the Autistic Treatment; Silent, Deaf and No Eye-Contact, which wrecked a family outting to Country Cookin' that afternoon. After getting back home, she came up to my room, and in an angry, sad tone told me sarcastically, "Go on your trip, but at least take two blankets with you to keep warm," then she left crying. Then my father came in a few minutes later telling me of us three beng a whole and what would happen if one leaves. And informed me that due to the crap on the internet against and about me from the trolls and what I uploaded, as well as my real events between PVCC, the mall the cops and all that shit, plus being psychologically matched to the high school and college dropout who shot the people in Arizona. And the great number of people locally and worldwide who hate and loathe me. Legally, I am a Sitting Duck. And he told me of mom saying she was going to pack up and leave the house, then I ran downstairs, finding her on the couch; she was soo miserable and sad; she talked of Wanting to Die, "you don't even have to change my clothes, you can just bury me in what I have on." I was soo sad and crying and soo sorry for the way I misbehaved; we hugged and made up a bit. Then I went back upstairs and told dad she was lying on the couch. Then I opened my DSi's Notebook app and drew up a three circle pyramid diagrahm of me, mom and dad, analyzing all three aspects, and I felt more sad. I saved the app, turned the handheld off, turned off the TV, grabbed my quilt, wrapping it around my head, and set up to my scrunched sleep position on the couch. But I did not go to sleep, i cred and cried some more, which led me to move to my bed, still with quilt on my head, I laid face down into my pillows and cried a lot more. I felt very miserable and realizing that at this point my only reason for being was to keep this falling apart family together. And even worse, I lied to you in the e-mal I sent you post-father and pre notebook-writing. I called up Rocky and talked to her about the situation, because I needed someone to talk to immediately, pre-quilt. I felt worse than shit. A few minutes later, mom calls me on my cell to check on me; I tell how miserable I was; she came upstairs. I was on the bed, in fetus position with quilt on my head. I did not feel like showing my face. she sat by my side, rubbed my back with one hand in comforting attempt, confiding in me moments of similar events that happened to her. i eventually sat up with her, and we shared a good, long cry with tissues. Then we went up to wal-mart for groceries at about 8 after finishing our cry and recovering. We were there about when you called; I was not ready to tell the truth yet. Points are my family and I do not have any friends and outside family to depend on; mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off.<br />
And any friends were either dead, left behind in Midlothian, or alive and giving us cold shoulders too. They will never feel at ease with me going anywhere more distance away than Charlottesville or Ruckersville, not unless they actually know And Have Met in Person any people of my acquaintance, Including You, [REDACTED]. I am very sorry. And at the destinaton, unless They are sure it is okay and safe for me to be around or stay at, I'm still a Legally Sitting Duck; Troll Set-Up Paranoid and such. And also, mom treated me to half-payment of a copy of DC Universe Online to make up for not allowing me to go. Even after that, I still feel low as shit. I am soo sorry to you, [REDACTED], for lying to you about the recent sickness and making destined-to-fail promises, but family does come first, and it does say in the commandments and Bible to Honor Thy Mother and Father. And I must further insist on you and my parents meeting in person and talking in good faith and confidence. I feel ashamed to answer my own phone at the moment and for a while, so I ask you to contact my father on our house phone at 434-990-0198 to set up the meeting location and time, after your return from the Mag Fest, please.<br />
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Stay Safe and Well,<br />
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Christian}}<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Mon, Jan 17, 2011 at 10:34 PM<br />
Ok Chris, first, let me start off. I do not make friends with children. I'm an adult. What children do when they make a playdate is have their parents call each other. I don't deal with your parents. I'm sure they're nice people, but unless you're a child, I don't have to talk to them. I'm friends with you.<br />
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Now, it sounds like there's a lot of drama going on at your house. Some of the things your mother said and did seem rather selfish to me. Chris, I just want you to know that it is possible for you to be both loyal to your parents and socialize with friends. She acts like if you have friends, you're betraying her.<br />
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That's selfish of her and unfair to you.<br />
<br />
But I really don't know your mother and could be completely misinterpreting the situation. It's just worrying when she says such dramatic things. I know you're very sensitive and it seems unnecessarily hurtful to you.<br />
<br />
But I'm probably wrong. Your mother loves you. I'm just worried about some of the things she said. Ask Rocky what she thinks.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Sun, Jan 23, 2011 at 2:23 PM<br />
I am sorry for not answering your calls the past week. There were two reasons why I didn't pick up. I have felt, and still feel, really terrible about being forced to stay at home and miss MagFest and Rebecca. I just have been kicking myself about the whole bunch of real-life drama that went on last weekend. Before continuing, the second reason was that since Wednesday, I have been falling asleep between 7 and 9 PM, I am serious. And on some of the days, I awoke at 2:30 AM at the earliest.<br />
<br />
And I have told Rocky about the situation and how I felt last Monday. I forgot what she told me in response, but she did feel sorry for me. That same day, I also brought to loan and install my Sega Dreamcast for the homeless who were staying at the Church for 2 weeks as part of PACEM. The men appreciated the gameplay so far. And that night, I also helped served food to them. It was nice. I would have gone the next night, but I didn't make it between my deep depression from the past weekend and LittleBigPlanet 2 gameplay. During my waking hours, the new gameplay was refreshing; I started feeling creative inspiration once again. With new ideas for expanding the Sonichu and Rosechu storytelling through new levels, a Versus Revamp of my Aqua Teen Burgertime level, and an educational Video Show of people with Autism and how they should be treated socially and positively in my own words plus facts quoted from Wikipedia. I was starting to feel recovered from the past mess. But today, Elizabeth led her sermon talking about those who dropped everything when they were called (by Jesus) and how nowadays we have to really take verything into consideration before answering any call. It retreived my misery, and I cried all over again, and I drove home feeling very sad with the shackles hooked to the "ball" that is my house and parents by the chain. And worse, I again felt really ashamed of myself, because I had failed You on accepting and taking the call to what could have been a better or worse (because of the possible trolls and shit) future.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*Sigh*</nowiki><br />
<br />
Now I still feel the gloom and self-shame, and I am not sure if I feel ready to be talking with you on the phone again, because I feel like I don't deserve that right aymore. I failed you and myself...<br />
<br />
IDK, I guess I'll check in again later; I just feel too sad to think clearly. *On a positive note, I'm attaching a fun group photo I took yesterday in LBP 2; check your PSN mailbox for a few more.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
<br />
Christian.}}<br />
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==UTI==<br />
{{quotebox|Sun, Feb 6, 2011 at 6:41 PM<br />
<nowiki>The past week has been fair, but half-weak at the end. The past few days, I have been enduring the pains of a bladder/urinary infection. I saw my doctor, and he prescribed some antibotics for me. It was Thursday night when it started; I felt burning pains at my pee-hole; I only got about less than four hours of sleep at first. The pains kept me awake. Then I awoke at 3AM, and after one set of short excretions (#1) sitting on the john, I found a bit of blood in the water.</nowiki><br />
<br />
I called for the doctor appointment at about 9:00AM. I have been forced to remain at home on the sound experience from my mother, who has had similar experiences and similar antibiotic prescription, that I would feel weighed down and stuck at home for a number of days.<br />
<br />
Friday, it was obvious that I felt soo tired, but I mustered the energy to see the doctor, and pick up my prescription after an hourly wait at my local CVS. I arrived back home at about near 2:45 PM; I took my first antibiotic pill, and crashed on the couch for an appreciated number of hours of less pain-interrupting sleep; I awoke later at about 10:20 PM.<br />
<br />
Mom has been most helpful and caring to me during the time. After awaking, I felt some mild headaches (I had worse headaches during Friday afternoon as well), and I felt afraid that if I raised myself up, it would get worse for me. <br />
<br />
<nowiki>Thankfully my mother came in for a visit and talked to me; I eventually mustered the energy to get up with minimal pain. Then I went to the bathroom for #1; less burning, but I felt pain during excretion and had to make more effort to push it out. Then after flushing and washing my hands, I returned to my couch and my mother. She brought me a carton of orange juice and a carton of chocolate soy milk. The vitamins from both have been helpful.</nowiki><br />
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During the early Saturday Morning, I felt some energy to turn on LBP2 and resume work on my Autism Animation Sets. I have them completed and most satisfactory. I also learned more estensive tricks and tips on the Multiple Layer Glitches, which all are still functional in LBP 1, as well as LBP2. I feel I have successfully mastered that trick; trials and errors gone through, learned and pending. I think everyone who sees them will be impressed once I have completed the scripts and recordings and published the 5 Parts. Dang that Thermometer; I swear, it goes to a limit of about 10MB per level (based on backed-up level data).<br />
<br />
Also, I have been feeling sad on the decreasing in communication between you and me; I feel like I have not met your expectations, and I felt I would be an embarasment to you at this point after the previous, recent events. Like a drill sargent who has got lost during a mission for his general; he doesn't know I have failed the mission, and the D.S. understand the situations, and he feels he could not return without success and suffer being court-marshalled (or something like that). I feel I probably shouldn't hang with you, because I do not meet your high expectations. And that, in itself makes me feel sad, cry and feel ashamed of myself more. Under my own will, I hope to eventually cure my Autism, bild a good amount of self-confidence and return to you a real man with medal of honor. Then I think you'll feel more proud of me, [REDACTED].<br />
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<nowiki>You are still in my thoughts and my heart, dearest friend. (:_=( Anyway, I am mentioning you in my Animation, under the name of "Mic"; sounds like "Mickey", but without the "key", and with a "c" instead of a "k". I also animate you with two Sackbots and a custom costume; I'll send you an in-game photo later to your PSN.</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>*sgh*</nowiki> Please pardon me, I have been crying for you, our friendship and your respect.<br />
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As for my ailment, today I have felt better, surprisingly the antibiotics didn't weigh me down, or so I thought. I had overslept and missed church, but this afternoon I went out, got some tea with lemonade (an "Arnold Palmer", LOL) and something to eat. After eating, I felt the blood going to my gut worse than I had felt it before (probably the side-effect of the Antibiotics); I marched forward to take a walk around Wal-Mart for a while. A later Aftershock gut pain shortened the walk, so I drove myself back home to my couch with my full big cup of tea. And now I type you this message.<br />
<br />
Depending on how I feel in due time, I plan on going to the Valentine's Dance at the Key Center on the 12th (this coming Saturday), but that's still a wait-and-see.<br />
<br />
I feel need to back off for now, but I'll check in again later.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, Dearest<br />
<br />
Love,<br />
<br />
Christian.}}<br />
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==Tomgirl==<br />
{{quotebox|Wed, May 11, 2011 at 1:37 AM<br />
<br />
I missed you earlier tonight; I had my cellie in my reach and loud waitin' for you. You were busy; I understand.<br />
<br />
Anyhoo, I had a good time at Applebees Monday. I sang "Teenage Dream" and "Piece of Me", and I really let out my feminine groove thang. A woman (older than me I think) had a lovely singing voice when she sand. I complimented her, and she thanked and hugged me. It was her first time singing apparently. I also took notice of most of the other women there; there was one in a red dress, a group of four black cuties, and one in pink AND a pink hairdoo (colored; I could tell from her dark roots). And I got encouraged after singing like I was lookin' for; someone shouted, "You go, girl." I also tried a cosmo; it was okay, but I've had better. I was also thinking of trying a daquri (I've heard of it before). You missed<br />
out on seeing me this time; I would like to have you in the audience anyway. Perhaps on Friday at the Baja or another Monday at the Apple. :)<br />
<br />
I couldn't get the piercing yet; it turns out I misunderstood over the phone when I called ACME earlier; they charge 45 for a naval piercing. It was unbelieveable for me, especially after I had trouble finding it on the Corner.<br />
<br />
I also bought another zebra tank during the Monday outting, and I found another denim mini my size for 8 at Sears. Manufacturers sure do get assymetrical on feminine skirt and pant sizes. As a male, I'm a 38 W, which translates roughly to 18 feminine, and the new mini, which fit me great, was a 13. What a world. I also found on clearance a pair of chained earrings "Hannah Montanna"brand for only 2; I got it for the 3 pairs of charms, featuring guitars. It also had stars and hearts. I carefully removed the charms and maintained the charm rings. I like the charms to hang onto my hoops and change them whenever. I bought a set of silver hoops Tues on clearance at Target for 5; a lot Easier than the blue ones I was wearing before.<br />
<br />
My Tuesday outting also included getting soap at WalMart and searching for a new power cord for my mother's cell; she greatly misplaced her original. I found a good replacement at Big Lots.<br />
<br />
I figured out a new swift trick for changing clothes. I can wear pants and a tee over my skirt and tank respectively; I'm like Stripperella. I keep my hairband and bracelets in my bag with my makeup. I keep my sandals in a target cloth bag for the shoe swap in the car. Worth the trouble to keep the secret (I shouldn't really require to have, but I do for the golden oldies) from my parents.<br />
<br />
On the topic, I wanted to get your opinion on something else; I'm super fine and very comfortable in the skirts, tanks and everything; I feel very empowered. I was wondering, do you feel it be a step too far if I started using the ladies'restroom? I mean, recently, I have observed when I go into the men's room with my outfit and attitude, I feel out of place in there. Crazily, if a tomboy who takes it soo far started feeling discomfort in the ladies' room, I would not hold it against her for using the men's room.<br />
<br />
Something else, Jackie has been soo detailed in her responses, as I have forwarded to you; reading it makes me feel flabbergasted; I have a hard time coming up with an appropriate response after the first read or two. It took me like three times to come up with what I responded. Internet socializing and communicating over it is such a hassle to me.<br />
<br />
Also, I have been enoying the Looney Tunes Show that started up on the Cartoon Network recently. This week's episode brought Lola Bunny back into Bugs' life; it was soo fun and cute. It's title is "Members Only", it'll air again Saturday at 2:30 PM. I reccommend checking out the episode. Although IMHO, it appeared to be a TOTAL persona change for Lola since "Space Jam"; she became a scatterbrain, and I feel that is not right for her. Still a fun story, though. :)<br />
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Please call me Tonight if you can.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, <br />
Christian.}}<br />
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==Tard Rage==<br />
{{quotebox|Tue, Jun 21, 2011 at 10:19 PM<br />
I'm just checking in. I have offered my introductory thoughts on the Kaka page, for June 22; consideringnthe time it was today upon posting, I felt it was appropriate to date it so.<br />
<br />
I feel at unease to prattle on about the XL, so here's the skinny. The selling price for the DSi is considerably Low between GameStop and Toys R Us for 25 and 50 at the pawn shops. At Best Buy, however, there is a limited-time offer for selling a DSi there for 75 (see this week's flyer or bestbuy.com/tradein). As its value is decreasing, I felt that I simply must act as quickly as possible, yet feel grand need to keep my FlipNote data in full tact with link to the Hatena and all. The DSi XL (to be refered to as "xl" for the remainder of this message) has a much greater current value compared to the dsi. So, in a nutshell; I'm moving the Flipnotes to the xl, so I can sell my dsi for its greatest current value with less grief. And with that, I can stand to make equal or more than that after the 3DS FlipNote app becomes available to download (or they add the original FlipNote Studio to the eShop, whichever comes first soonest). And as a bonus, I can transfer the pre-installed two Brain Age apps (currently not already owned) to my 3DS from the xl, and I can register it for coins on my Club Nintendo account.<br />
<br />
Now that I have explained it to you, I wish to hear not another word on the matter. I have my plans laid out on the payment to Fingerhut and all. I will be deleting this message after sending it.<br />
<br />
Another thing for now, remember the past discussion where you mentioned Bobby got a 3DS (please confirm or correct the fact in your reply, because I also remember the tone of sarcasm and catching me in that lie at the time). If Bpbby having a 3DS is true, I wish to add him to my 3DS friends list and have him add me. My Friend Code is 2836-0121-9073, UserName: Chris Chan, and I would require his F.C. and U.N. as well, please. I have also attached the QR code for my 3DS Mii for him.<br />
<br />
I will let you know of the next time to call me, but not yet. I feel for your best interest that you moniter your conversational tones and feelings, because I feel a sense of continuous sarcasm and/or feelings of mild anger in the recent conversations. I feel unease from the tone and feeling(s); I would greatly appreciate it if you would work on it, so you don't accidently come off as possibly cynical or of the sort.<br />
IIITTYL. Stay Safe,<br />
<br />
Christian.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Tue, Jun 21, 2011 at 10:50PM<br />
Well Chris, you could have kept your original DSi and kept staring at your precious flipnotes to your heart's content, but instead you got $75 of Best Buy credit, and put yourself into $260 more debt with Fingerhut. So you're now -$185 in the hole MORE than you were before. Actually, you probably will end up paying even more than that to Fingerhut, since you'll probably only be able to afford to pay the minimum amount due each month, which will load you down with Fingerhut's ridiculous interest rates. And all so that you could gain absolutely nothing more than you already had, since you were perfectly able to keep playing flipnote on your first DSi. And you'll probably just spend that Best Buy credit on more games than you can possibly have time to play. Good money saving skills there, Chris. Totally proud of you and shit.<br />
<br />
As for what you do and do not wish to hear, I don't really care. I'm not your servant who is only allowed to speak when spoken to and about what you deign is appropriate. If I feel need to make a friend face something unpleasant for his own good, then I'm going to do it. And don't bother telling me when I'm "allowed" to call you next. I actually have a life (you know, those things like a job, socializing, my boyfriend, so on) and don't have the time to drop what I'm doing and come listen to you gibber about make-up and demand advice, so I'll call you when I feel like calling you. Does that work for you?<br />
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P.S.. I'm not going to give Bobby your 3DS friend info, because 1) he's impressionable and don't want him picking up your bad habits, and 2) he's 13 years old and it's creepy for a 30-year-old man to want to be friends with a child.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Wed, Jun 22, 2011 at 12:09 AM<br />
Wow. You've just mean-spirit-talked a friend towards something sad. SERIOUSLY, woman, you need a 'tude check and manners reeducation. It Almost makes me feel relieved that we're not a couple, because you have been most stepsister like.<br />
<br />
I do not have any froends on my 3DS, and I thought we could help each other out. Oh, but, OOOOOHH, he's soo damn popular around school making mouth-talk from his navel or some rediculous class clown act.<br />
<br />
How's the sex with [REDACTED]? Soo good or soo faked; you may have likely made him up along with the constant daily sex to try to make me feel fucking jealous. I can see why [REDACTED] was good friends with you before, it's because he found a super-strong tomboy brute that He wished he was for real instead of a hispanic trolling liar and con-artist.<br />
<br />
I guess I am not such an intelligent individual either; I'm terrible at money-managing. I am a fucking retarded idiot. I'm married to Both my Lesbian Hands. ]:( My life is a sucky one, because I have no job and, ooh! Ooh! I have not my girlfriend face-to-face towards commitment. I do not own the car I drive. I show up at Cinderella's without a fairy godmother to tux or dress me up to dance with her. Oh, I'm on a one-way ticket to hell, because I am doing what I can to stay in the emotionally and socially costing house my seinor citizen parents own. I have been sarcastic throughout this message, minus the first paragraph, in case you haven't noticed.<br />
<br />
Well who the hell are you to belittle me to make yourself better or telling me that I am better than you? Putting words into my mouth. I am slow in the head and autistic, but do what I can to get by and better myself, even though I make mistakes sometimes or often shoot myself in the foot. Is a LITTLE good natured support for my decisions or whatevet THAT hard to offer these days, even though I have my own emotional trauma dramas to constantly deal with in my own fucking head?!!!<br />
<br />
'sigh" E-mail me when you are as good-natured and Optimistic as Pinkie Pie in this generation of My Little Pony.<br />
<br />
I still care about you.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
<br />
Christian.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Wed, Jun 22, 2011 at 2:14 PM<br />
Wow, Chris. And you're pretty much a jerk. No, seriously. You're a big fat, lying jerk. Don't "woman" me. Are you trying to be derogatory? What are you, sexist now? Manner reeducation? Yes, Chris, I'm the one who needs the manner reeducation. I'm the one who constantly lies to their supposed best friend. I didn't stick around for over two years for shits and giggles. Apparently you have forgotten all the times I have TRIED to help you. I emphasize on "tried," because you don't listen. You've told me countless times you will change or you "will work on it" or "take it into consideration." And it's not because you're autistic or "slow in the mind" that you won't change. It's because you don't want to. No, you can't fix being autistic, but I have shown you and given you the tools to fix the things you can. But every single time you give me excuse after excuse on why you can't do it. I mean, for Christ's sake, you lied to me about working out.<br />
<br />
Chris, you had the GALL to ask me for Bobby's friend code after the attitude you gave me. Why would I want him to be friends with you? His parents and I have worked hard to help him. I don't want these years of effort gone to waste. And Chris, it's extremely creepy that a 30 year old wants to be friends with a 13 year old. You two should have nothing in common besides having a 3DS.<br />
<br />
And about [REDACTED], you're the one who keeps asking about him. Why would I make something up out of nowhere? You asked about the sex, so I told you about it. And it sounds like you ARE jealous if you had to bring the subject up with no basis behind it. Chris, I get laid because I don't lie to my friends, commit fraud, and actually work on a daily basis to better myself mentally and physically. No, Chris. I'm able to get laid and have friends because I stick by them. Sticking by you is what I've done for you the past two years, but you don't appreciate it. Not one bit. Or you wouldn't lie to me ALL THE TIME.<br />
<br />
Chris. You're not on a one way ticket to hell because of what you just said. Apparently you stopped listening when it got too stressful for you to deal with. You're on a one way ticket to hell because you lie, commit fraud, are prejudice against people you don't even know, and you find absolutely nothing wrong with that. That's you're problem. You don't think you're in the wrong for doing it. You act like a child when called out on your bullshit and try to justify it by making up excuses. As an adult you need to say, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that" and move on. You bitch and moan about the gays "showing their business in your face", but then you go and shove your tomgirl shit in everyone's face and demand they accept and respect your differences even though you won't respect theirs.<br />
<br />
I mean, Chris. Whatever happened you NEVER EVER getting another credit card again? That's exactly what Fingerhut is, minus a physical card. It's the same principle; borrowing money, then having to pay back extra when you don't pay it all off at once. That's my problem with you using Fingerhut. You have admitted numerous times you have a spending problem and are a compulsive buyer. Somebody like that should NEVER use credit, because they end up spending more than they have. Chris, a good rule of thumb for using credit is never using it if you don't have the actually money to pay it all off at the time if necessary. Chris, I highly doubt you have $700-800. I tried to explain to you that you're just wasting money in the end. This was all over you trying to get $75. RIGHT NOW despite you having to eventually pay back MORE THAN DOUBLE that much. No matter how you look at it, you're losing money either way.<br />
<br />
Good natured support? I'm supposed to support your unecessary and damaging buying habits? That's like supporting a drug addict or alcoholic. You honestly don't care how your actions affect other people. In the past, it has affected your parents because they had to bail you out of your debt. Ever thinking about buying your own car or your own home? Forget about that, your credit score is most likely shot. What your doing now is affecting me as well, because it's just putting the nail in the coffin of you not caring what other people say if it doesn't go along with what you want.<br />
<br />
I have supported you over the past two years. I supported your safe endeavors, like recently, with you being a tomgirl. Or you being with Jackie. Those things should HELP you either discover yourself and/or make you a better person. When I first met you, I saw a bright, creative individual. Sure, you had your flaws, but those could have been fixed with support from a friend. But as time rolled by, I realized how much of a selfish, lazy jerk you are. You don't want to improve yourself. You want others to do the work for you. In the past when I gave you the tools to help yourself, you expected me to do ALL the work. Even now, you want others to do all the work for you. Do you think people get fit or get jobs or significant others because it was handed to them? Hell, no. People work hard for those things, yet you think you're a special snowflake who deserves to have everything handed to him. Nobody is going to hand you a job, a house, a car, etc. In the past you have expected Jackie to make all the effort in the relationship. You expected her to come to you, despite her being busy with school. And don't give me the bullshit that you're afraid of your parents kicking you out. No they won't. You're their last child who hasn't left them yet. Do you honestly think they're going to kick you out? They might scare you and say they will, but they'll just turn around and accept you back. They control you because you let them. And you love to let them, because you can use that "they'll kick me out" bullshit as an excuse to not do anything.<br />
<br />
I'm sure at this point you're wondering why I even bother to be your friend. It's because I care. And see hope. There have been times when you have made improvements. In a sense, you took a step forward, but then something would come up and the idea of working to keep moving forward would seem less appealing, so in the end you take two steps back. But this is the last straw, Chris. No more lying. I can't be friends with somebody who consistently lies to me to avoid getting in trouble. Chris, you lie because you know what you did was wrong and you're trying to avoid the consequences. Grow up. I wouldn't be a friend if I didn't tell you when you were wrong. If let you do whatever you pleased and let you keep hurting yourself, then in a sense I would be a troll. And I do not want to be a troll in your life.<br />
<br />
So, Chris. When you actually want to talk to a real friend then send me an email back. Until then, feel free to complain to all your other friends about how horrible and mean I am for not being a doormat to<br />
your delusions.}}<br />
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==Lost Inspiration for Sonichu==<br />
{{quotebox|Sat, Dec 17, 2011 at 10:09 AM<br />
Hey, [REDACTED]. I'm just sittin' here at McD, with a peppermint mocha, just had some chicken noodle soup; just completed today's sudoku puzzle in the Post paper, and I've been thinking about life.<br />
<br />
Three or four people I did not know at all showed up, and stupidly acknowledged me, during my court date thursday; obvious trolls. I don't know, I think all of these people originally hated me, because I stopped drawing, then they found more reasons to hate me for the sake of hatred. I lost my inspiration; Why can't these people accept that and stop hating me with the online shit smear campaign.<br />
<br />
I REALLY do want to go back to the world of Sonichu I created and draw/write more stories. But the mixture of 90-to-10 hatred and kindness, with the frigging blackmail, deception and all... My father passing away... My having to tend to my mother... Michael, his Trap, and the Court shit... Having had bronchitis... and the topper, NO GIRLFRIENDISWEETHEART. I feel greatest difficulty in finding the creative inspiration all over again. *sigh*<br />
<br />
It makes me feel sad, down and depressed, with Only gaming distractions to best take my mind off of real life. If only those idiot Trolls would just understand that I am only one human; creative inspiration only best comes from 100 Percent POSITIVE ENCOURAGEMENT: REMOVE ALL of their hate-filled websites, pages, images, videos, audio and whatever, simply just leave me, my family and life be, and mind their own individual bees' wax and business..., then maybe I can find inner peace, happiness, a girlfriend, And my creative inspiration to draw, color and write. <:( *sigh*<br />
<br />
Thanks for listening to my venting. You and [REDACTED] and yours have a very Merry Christmas.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe.<br />
<br />
Still recovering from sickness and emotions,<br />
<br />
Christian C.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==The Hooker and a Court Date==<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Fri, Apr 6, 2012 at 3:55AM<br />
Right before getting out of my car, I had the radio on at Z-95.1; Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" was playing at that moment. And Right after I left, after starting the vehicle, Kelly Clarkson's "Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)" played. If you think about it, at the right times of the occasion, BOTH tracks were soo appropriate and spot-on. Also, the night before, I rewatched the "My Little Pony - Friendship Is Magic" episode, 2-18: "A Friend in Deed"; Pinkie Pie sings her delightful "Smile" Song, so in relation, it was playing in my head at times during the day, and it still comes up upon the recall of the whole.<br />
<br />
And yesterday, the 5th, having all of the pleasant goodness of Mia sexing me up, her likeable friendliness and everything, it really helped me throughout the troubling Court Date (Hearing). I have had to put up with Snyder telling his side of the testimony. He still lies about me and mom hitting him with the van, and even worse, he adds a Third Hit that "Sent him flying through the air". I made my disagreement obvious as stated my "Uh-uh"s, "No"s and left-to-right head shakes; audio backed up on a recorder the judge used, and I can bet there is a camera or more in the courtroom. There were at least 3 or 5 additional instances where the bastard lied within, and his own adding into, what had transpired.<br />
<br />
And unfortunately, while I still am out of jail, the whole process is still being belabored; mom and I, we have another court date in two weeks to schedule another court date to follow in about two months at the most. Eventually, mom and I will present our testimony, and it is well good that Rob speaks and deals on our behalf. And Snyder got his renewed Protective Order, even though after hearing the reasons, with the Facts that I, myself, acted NOT Violently, but Cowardly on the 10/28/2011 day, the "Owner of a Toy Shop" got his way, mom, Rob and agreed amongst ourselves that the bastard does not deserve it at all. But, on the other hand, Snyder did have a number of slip-ups in giving his testimony; slipping out a few incriminating details about himself, so as long as mom and I keep our distance from him, and our noses clean, we may get out of this yet. But the wire is thin on Me.<br />
<br />
Well, I have had the down emotions during the excruciating greater-than-three-hours there, but after leaving and some distance away from the building, recalled the events of Wednesday Afternoon, and perked up and smiled again. I Had Sex. I Had Sex. Yes I Did. Yes I Did. (: D<br />
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I will delete this e-mail from my end, and trust you to keep the details in strictest of confidentiality.<br />
<br />
Please reply with your thoughts from reading the previous e-mail; look forward in delight to reading your thoughts and input. :)<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, Christian.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Thu, Apr 12, 2012 at 1:07 AM<br />
I haven't heard back from you for like a week.<br />
<br />
I have been feeling more self-confident since I had sex with Mia. I gave her a gift basket with three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the 1990 WTJU jazz marathon, Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) ablum tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser to show her my appreciation for the best introductory sexual experience ever, new friendship and new-found self-confidence. I will be hanging out with her again after she gets back into town; more conversation, maybe some lunch; whatever. I can talk with her more about the Cherokee Tribe. She has given me more reasons to Smile a Lot.<br />
<br />
I have also made more social progress recently by flirting with a pretty banker at the local Kroger's inside bank; Recognizing facial expressions towards the positive is a great, and flattering, ice-breaker. Although finding a number of strict, sad and lonely faces is a bit of a downer. Progress is progress.<br />
<br />
I also went to Redoak with my mother on vacation last weekend; I hung with her while she planted new bulbs by her father and Corina's graves. We stayed in a hotel on the lake in Clarksville; she always wanted to enjoy a hotel stay, and she did.<br />
<br />
BTW, I told Rocky half about that as well yesterday; I did not mention Mia's name, OR the details of the act. And while I have told mom about Mia, I half-lied to her about how we met; I told her that Mia and I met at Wal-Mart, had the pleasant conversation and exchanged phone numbers. My mother would freak if I told her that I paid for sex.<br />
<br />
Anyway, please reply and let me know what's been good with you and Phil, and please let me know what came to mind after reading the details of my first time.<br />
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TTYL, and Stay Safe; Christian W. Chandler.<br />
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I owe you one as well for that. :)}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Thu, Apr 12, 2012 at 5:32AM<br />
Fwd: Another thing <br />
—-Original Message—— From: Christian Weston Chandler <chrischansonichuGaol.com.><br />
<br />
Before meeting up with Mia, I went to Ultimate Bliss for information on finding the female escorts, this was before trying Mia on the phone; I found a printed flyer on MTV Inexperienced Young Adults Auditions (on the electronic-locking door). I sent them an e-mail recently with interest in finding my Sweetheart.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Fri, Apr 13, 2012 at 9:35PM<br />
I have made my final decision; I will make up an open note confirming the unvirgin fact, and as long as they do no get the whole truth, they still have nohing on me, and the can't hold the prolonged virginity over my head anymore.<br />
<br />
Thank you, TTYL, and Stay Safe. Chrstian.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Sat, Apr 14, 2012 at 7:21 PM<br />
Yes, it IS frustrating to deal with mixed signals in communication; a misunderstanding is common in causing fights and wars. The best we can do is attempt to clear away the misunderstandings towards a clear and better understanding towards peace. And you Have stuck by me a long time in keeping communication and keeping close in our friendship, and for that, I am truly grateful.<br />
<br />
I have also hung out with Mia again today; treated her to a pleasant and good lunch and another good amount of conversation. We got to know each other a little better. Then after returning her to her hotel room, I gave her another little donation towards her funding, and gave her the Missionary. I am Naturally Really Good; a Lot better than had thought before. If I may state, you really missed out on having this bad boy, that has felt tightness within a pussy that gave birth to two girls beforehand; I'd say that hallway would be loosing all of the doors off their hinges with my penetration, relatively speaking (referencing to the "Robot Chicken" sketch with the woman tossing a wiener down a hallway in front her boyfriend; look it up on YouTube). <br />
<nowiki>http://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=fEAbPt|42ZE</nowiki><br />
<br />
And I have just watched The (New) Three Stooges Movie; it was a lot of laughs, it had a fair set of plots, and I feel the actors captured the essence of the original Moe, Larry and Curly very well. It was neat seeing Larry and Curly watching Moe giving the MTV Jersey Shore gang the pokes, slaps and gags. And the placement of the classic theme song and Act Cards (out of three) were well-placed. And all of the classic references make this movie a real feat for the classic reproduction. Oh, and it had scandal, attempted murder, and a "Dizzy Doctor" bit with mishapped diaper changes that ended up in a water pistol fight.<br />
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It was very good. :)<br />
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I will be deleting this e-mail from my end, so please delete the original text when replying, or start a fresh e-mail.<br />
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TTYL, and Stay Safe, Christian. :)<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Tue, Apr 17, 2012 at 7:19 PM To: chrischansonichuGaol.com<br />
I'm glad you had another great time with Mia. :) Any future plans with her? How much did you pay her the last time? It doesn't sound as much the way you phrased it. I bet she gave you a discount as a repeat customer, lol<br />
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Anyhow, didn't you have to go to court the other day? How did that go? Honestly, the way you phrased your Facebook status, it got me worried that it didn't go so hot....Just let me know you and your mother are doing okay. As long as you did nothing wrong, then the justice system will see that you and your mom are innocent, so don't give up hope. There's that saying, "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Just remember there's a light at the end of the tunnel (and possibly more fun times with Mia. ;)).<br />
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{{quotebox|Tue, Apr 17, 2012 at 11:06 PM<br />
Firstly, and actually, I paid her 15 minute rate last time, which was 80. I will be seeing Mia again to get some flirting advice and tips, because recently when I tried my ice-breaker of being contemplative on a couple of women's faces, I blanked a bit, lost my place and had to recover, and stuttered a bit. I also plan on getting some more professional kissing practice and input from either Mia or one of her gal friends (she's not fond of tongues in mouth; she is a spot of a germ phobe too, like me). I can't help but feel for her in her situation, like the number of female escorts; she sets a goal of making 3,000 before Saturday to rewards herself with a weekend off. I mean, at the most, she would have to get business from eight people a day to a total of 40 a week. And considering the varying personalities and all, THAT is really tough. But she Really is a good, nice and compassionate woman, and she really appreciates the kind and understanding person that I am. :)<br />
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On the recent Twitter topic, aside from the Trolls getting that tweet I made after the court date, which went fine; only the waiting was excruciating. I found from the talk pages of the Cwcki on the subject of my sexual intercourse, between the "facebook" and "Virgin With Rage" pages, I laugh now at their crazy talk and theories. I found they get their info from the admin, "Cogsdev", who has a Twitter account, and that was the main reason why I reactivated my account there, to look up her tweets (learned she was a woman from her user page). The trolls' theory of me "spending 250 dollars on a prostitute" spawned from @cogsdev; I do not know where she got that idea from, other than making it up, because I Never used the terms of "spending" or "prostitute" in the sourced facebook entry and Note I typed. I followed her tweets and links within, and could not find much on her source of information. So, earlier today, I Direct Messaged her, asking simply, "What makes you think that I "Hired a Prostitute?" I had the good feeling in sending that message, as well as the Note I earlier typed on facebook. I really shocked the bitch, and gave the Trolls another thing to worry about from me. I am finally giving THEM a scare back; it is to laugh. ::j<br />
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I have a couple of thoughts to offer in your vacation paragraph. "Relax or Party"; that is a question. It depends on what you really feel. Do you really feel that you have been pestered, bothered or such from at least 5 or 10 people? Or do you feel that your life has been considerably repetitive and needs something zesty and fresh? I feel it good to analyze the recent events of your life, so you can get a better idea towards your answer of "To Relax or to Party". Also, I have heard of Ocean City, but what is "Nags"? I have never heard of that place before.}}<br />
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==Purpose in life?==<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Everything has been doom and gloom these past few weeks. Don't get me wrong, I'll always been here to listen and help with your problems,<br />
but I also like to hear about the happy things as well. I enjoy<br />
reading about your day. :) The other day you posted about your mom<br />
going to the hospital. Is she doing okay now? I'm sure the puppies are<br />
like therapy to her. What about you? I know you've been really<br />
stressing about leaving the house because of the trolls, but have you<br />
been going out some? Being cooped up all day isn't good for you<br />
health.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Mon, Jun 4, 2012 at 12:50 AM<br />
Mom is fair; she is mostly recovered from pnumonia again. She currently has more energy than I do. The puppies are healthy, strong and mostly well-behaved.<br />
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I really, Really, REALLY pray, hope, and wish everything was NOT frigging doom and gloom with me either. I Wish I was NOT Hated and Feared by the entire world for the wrong reasons, as it has been.<br />
<br />
I am soo tired from stress, it is harder for me to maintain focus in thought. I feel like I just want to go ahead and die naturally, unless the stress kills me first, and I am not going to commit suicide of any sort. At least I don't have to worry about dying a virgin. I feel like my dream of starting up a family with my future sweetheart and having our Crystal daughter is not going to be realized, or come true.<br />
<br />
We do get out; it was just for June second that I had to stay at home to remove me from any suspicion by the damn Jerkops. We have no respect for the local "police". I slept most of the day away after staying awake for a long while worrying; I crashed at about 8:00 AM.<br />
<br />
My only great purpose now is for my mother, our two cats, and our two puppies; NO Girlfriend/Sweetheart, as freaking promised from multiple dreams, for Christian Weston Chandler. Only hatred, fear, discrimination, and a whole wide world of extreme, unjustifiable shit... lies in the wake of my once good name.<br />
<br />
Nobody really, truly understands me. I am sad, confused, lost,... I do not understand.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe with Peace,<br />
Christian W. Chandler<br />
(sent from my iPod)}}<br />
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==Dogs==<br />
{{quotebox|Oct 8, 2012 at 8:50PM<br />
I feel old sometimes to often as well. As for me, it has been in and out for my mother and/or myself. Our dogs have grown; they are stronger too. They both need some serious training, and my mom recently met, and flirted with, a verified "Smith" who is a pro dog trainer. He offered to train the beagles for a discount from his original rate. She is still planning on deciding when to take the dogs to him. Aside from that, I find a better peace of mind from building with Lego sets and playing video games here, as well as my weekly meets with Rocky, the dogs when they are being good, snugly, entertaining and comforting; we would not take an infinite amount of money for them, and the on and off comforting of my mother.<br />
<br />
On the other topic, I have sent Anna the email, and I have checked my Facebook. I think my account was compromised as well, because a friend Request was sent from my account to an obvious Troll and accepted behind my back. I unfriended the Troll and changed my password immediately. Right before, I have also found the leaked F.B. photos and stuff from my page on the Cwcki Forum; nothing on the Cwcki website yet. As far as I found, no one has put 2 and 2 together yet from the photos of my Lego house that I had moved from upstairs to downstairs.<br />
<br />
IDK a lot of things, and my mid is constantly a blank...<br />
<br />
Keep talking to me now and then, please.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Mon, Oct 8, 2012 at 9:00 PM <br />
I know we've lost touch for a bit. Life is so hectic! What kind of problems are your pups giving you? Are you going somewhere for dog training or is he coming to your house? And lol, how funny that your mom was flirting with the dog trainer. :) I did training on my own with my own dogs. I think they're doing good! Right now I'm booking my rooms for Magfest. Last Magfest was great! And the hotel was absolutely beautiful because they had their Christmas stuff still up. You and your mom should go to Magfest. Even though your mom probably won't enjoy the actual activities of Magfest, she can relax for the Weekend. The rooms are so nice.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Tue, Oct 9, 2012 at 11:12 PM<br />
Among which, when the pups misbehave, they will jump up wildly on one of us, they grow, bark, fight viciously with each other (spot of wolf in them), reach up for things to steal and destroy, etc. But most of the time, they are very good dogs.<br />
<br />
I am not able to make long distant (very far from the house) plans, at least until if and when we get the pen cleaned up, get a new doghouse built in it, and let the dogs be free in there, And after we are able to see Christmas Day this year (12/22/2012 theory(ies)). I am concerned about that, yes (going to wait it out on the date inside).<br />
<br />
BTW, Anna replied informing me that her password was More complicated, and hacking was unlikely, but she is keeping her eyes and ears open; hoping that hacking was a lie. After that friend request from my account sent behind my back, I tend to think they got into My account instead and trying to shift the blame onto her. All they got were screencaps from my page. Upon my next feeling, I will soon make a new post to watch for re-screencapping. Plus, I have a plan for forcing the idiots to realize that all I have for them is Nothing and make them get tired of me more quickly.<br />
<br />
Sent from my iPhone<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Wed, Oct 10, 2012 at 10:06 PM<br />
Have you gotten your pups fixed? If not, then that might be a big factor into their behavioral issues. Also, if you haven't gotten them fixed then you're running the risk of them breeding and having puppies between brother and sister. You can probably buy a doghouse that's reliable and cheap at maybe WalMart or PetSmart. Since the weather is nicer, take them out for longer walks to wear them out. They're still puppies, so they definitely still have a lot of pent up energy that needs to be drawn out of them.<br />
<br />
But anyways, I'm only worried that Anna got hacked because the screencaps the have been released of your Facebook features Anna's Facebook icon next to the comment bar. I'll upload a picture of the screencap as an example. It has to be a hacker, because despite Anna and I having our clashes I trust your judgement in people and friends.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Thu, Oct 11, 2012 at 3:48 PM<br />
Yes, both dogs have been fixed months ago. I thank you for your compliment on my judgment of good people, but my mental capabilities are not as strong as they used to be, plus add all of the paranoia I have accumulated.<br />
<br />
I've just checked on the forums, and sho'nuf, they "capped the last post I made. :( Still thinking... I will reply to your next email.<br />
<br />
Sent from my iPhone Stay Safe, Christian W. Chandler}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Thu, Oct 11, 2012 at 8:53 PM<br />
That's good they've been fixed. Since they are still very young, I recommend taking them out for longer walks in the evening. Switch the route up every once in a while to keep things fresh and it'll be a new adventure for them. If you keep them cooped up in the house, they're going to have pent up energy that's going to turn into bad behavior. Beagles are generally high energy breeds and very inquisitive because of their hound blood. The biggest thing when it comes to training dogs is to ignore the bad behavior and reward for the good. Anyways, since were on the topic of pets I know a while ago you took your dogs to PetSmart to get groomed? How was it there? I'm looking for a new place to take my dogs since Petco is pretty pricey.<br />
Besides your doggie dilemma how have you been?}}<br />
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[[Category:E-mails]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Feelings_of_the_election_results&diff=212971Feelings of the election results2017-10-23T03:50:30Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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'''Feelings of the election results''' is a video Chris uploaded on 12 November 2016. [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|Following]] with his threats against [[Pmurt|the President-elect of the United States]], Chris hopes that Donald Trump will die before his inauguration in January 2017. This time, Chris naively attempts to protect himself by pleading the First and Fifth Amendments. However, the First Amendment does not sanction death threats and pleading the Fifth is to decline the offering of self-incriminating evidence. It allows a person the right to remain silent in the face of questioning that could implicate him in a crime. Chris actually does the opposite of this—freely offering evidence which implicates him in threatening the President-elect of the United States.<br />
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This video actually has several outtakes, with Chris practicing lines, fucking up, and trying again. Unfortunately, Chris forgot to [[Chris and cinematography|cut out]] the first fews takes, leaving them intact. Inexplicably, he remembered to edit other parts of the video—likely removing several outtakes of himself failing to successfully hang effigy Donald Trump with his LEGOs.<br />
<br />
Chris also displays several toys. The Lego White House costs $50<ref>https://www.amazon.com/LEGO-Architecture-White-House-21006/dp/B003U4A12U</ref>, the wrecked Pmurt/Transformers figure is $25<ref>https://www.amazon.com/Transformers-Generations-Autobot-Infinitus-Sentinel/dp/B017KIQRLA</ref> and the Skylanders storage box on his desk is $22<ref>http://www.toysrus.com/buy/cases-storage/skylanders-trap-team-trap-storage-tru-exclusive-1240653-01-43893446</ref>.<br />
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He also neglected to disable the comments/ratings of this video—not being the first time this has happened—and was consequently hit with over 1400 dislikes. There's an ongoing theory that Chris may be doing this purposively in order to increase his viewership—thereby increasing his revenue on YouTube<ref>[[Chris and money#YouTube monetization]]</ref>. But this is probably giving Chris too much credit.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| name = Feelings of the election results<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=IVJBoE8fAE4}}<br />
| stardate = 12 November 2016<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = {{Politics|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{imdoneadulting|text}}, {{RedSweaterButtons|text}}<br />
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'''Description'''<br />
{{quotebox|**Warning: This video is rated "M" for its controversial content, so don't let the under 18s watch, and download and repost this video, the one or two, out of the billions of people inthe world, who can do and do it anyway, you damn internet trolls, haters, 4chans, and what-the-hell immature and bored people, despite your own consequences, lack of true social life, and s***. I know y'all do it, anyway. Yeah.<br />
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(hashtag)NotMyPresident<br />
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SHAREfactory™<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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[''Chris holds a Lego American flag and minifigure'']<br />
I'm record this video in stating that I am not obligated to accept the current situations, nor to accept Mr. Trump at all. I have absolutely no respect for Donald Trump. And, I uphold the first amendment, pleading the first amendment, [[Chris and the Law|and I plead the fifth amendment as well]] in the following statements and video. Personal thoughts, responses, and everything. Thank you. <br />
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[''"PLAYER 1 START' transition'']<br />
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[''Mumbles to himself and points at his table'']<br />
Hello people on the internet! This is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and... yeah. Trump... Has been elected. But there's a chance that he will not- [[Chris and death|that he will not make it to office]]- cuz of his age at the very least... Hey, males die before women. Gimme a break. [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] [''Shakes head, muttering 'No.' <br />
<br />
[''Counting on fingers'']<br />
<br />
Hello everybody on the internet! Right... Trump has been elected. Hopefully, he will not- be make it- be able to make it for the inauguration. Because of his age. Males die early, so they. Anyway, [''sigh''] obviously being great- the great Hillary supporter, both [[Barb|my mother]] and I have- voted for Hillary. Atatleast our goats counted, cuz she won the Virginia vote... <br />
<br />
Anywho, uh, s-, anywho, aside from that, so, yes, I have responded- to... the election results [[Chris and English|quite verily]], or... distraughtly. [''Transformer clunks on table''] Right... Sentinel Prime, which, orange-face... Being pretty much representative of Trump himself... Cuz he is orange-faced... Right. So... Everybody- we must [[Twitter#10_November_2016.2|PRAY]] for Trump's death to happen before January 2017, and then afterwards, when he's been encased, we can pile a tombstone- a mock tombstone- And, we can pretend... [''breaks minifigure''] And we can pretend that we can have fun dancing on his grave. ['sings incoherently and jams minifigure against table] Of course that'll be regardless of if he is buried underground or shelved in a mausoleum. <br />
<br />
Anyway, yeah, [[Chris and Hypocrisy|still being patriotic,]] I do not burn the flag like the other people did in that other state among the two states that did riot... Which, I would have participated in rioting... But right. <br />
<br />
There is one other thing I'd like to do which is considered controversial, but I still consider it quite patriotic... to the United States flag. Either by illness- or... [''grabs Lego Donald Trump in gallows''] by the hand of his own... Mike Pence... Die, Trump, die. [''Chris pulls gallows and uncomfortably stares at it for several seconds''] Yup... And then, Pence [''Marge Simpson voice''] 'PENCE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.' [''cut''] 'YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. SO SAYS THIS JANEKOP.' [''Grabs Lego prison cell''] 'YOU'RE GOING TO THE JAIL, BELONGING TO THE JERKOPS AND JANEKOPS.' [''incoherent babbling'']<br />
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[''Puts jail cell in front of camera''] 'So, they got you too, eh?' 'Uh, they got me for being a jerkop among all the other jerkops that abused their badges like crackers. Anyway, don't sit on the toilet.' The end.<br />
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[''cut'']<br />
<br />
''Chris holds a piece of paper written backwards. It reads:''<br />
<br />
"(Before January 2017)<br><br />
Die, Trump, die,<br><br />
or by illness, <br><br />
by Mike Pence's hand."<br />
<br />
Yup. I feel the same way even when it's spelled backwards. Good night.<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=UNCHARTED_-_There,_I_made_it_out_alive...&diff=212970UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...2017-10-23T03:48:16Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...''' is a rather pointless video [[Chris]] uploaded on the 26th of [[May 2016]]. Chris finally proves that he can achieve the completion of a level in Uncharted, and then asks for [[money]] in compensation.<br />
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== Video ==<br />
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| name = UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cp21bOjUTTU}}<br />
| stardate =26 [[May 2016]]<br />
| subject = {{Video games|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Live_Game_Stream_-_Uncharted]]<br />
| next = [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]<br />
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== Description ==<br />
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SHAREfactory™<br /><br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''A dartboard, a television, and a calendar are in view. It is an advert reminding the world of the Playstation's 20th anniversary. Nathan Drake, the protagonist of the Uncharted series, stands in a stone room and retrieves a pistol. Chris turns him to the left and begins the level by dropping into some shallow water. Stopping briefly to climb a low stone wall and pick up a couple of grenades and a grenade launcher, he returns to the shallow water, and the starting stone room. Chris hesitates for a moment and then jumps down into a much larger room, also plagued by shallow water. He takes cover behind an even lower stone wall and begins his first firefight. Chris fires three grenades and throws two, then takes some damage and waits for his health to regenerate. Running out from cover, he makes a mad dash for his assailant and uses a melee attack to neutralize him. Chris then runs around in circles for no discernible reason, scavenging an AK-47 from one of the dead. Taking cover on the wrong object, Chris almost dies again and tosses his last grenades at the new enemies.'']<br />
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[''Very faintly''] Two grenades... here's one!<br />
<br />
[''Finally out of explosives, Chris is forced to use a conventional weapon. His aim is not superb. Almost dying a third time, another thought of his is heard, but fainter than the last.'']<br />
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Uh oh.<br />
<br />
[''Chris reloads, misses some more shots, and then switches to his sidearm, as the AK-47 is nearly empty. An enemy tosses a grenade over Chris's cover. Moving to the left, he barely escapes the blast radius. His aim with a semi automatic is not much better, but there is less recoil. Chris exits cover and runs forward, then retreats to his previous position as more enemies appear, picking up some ammo on his way back. <br />
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God damn, [''inaudible''] shotgun. [''Chris gets a headshot on one of the two shotgun bearing enemies, killing him instantly.''] Nice. [''Another headshot and the music reaches a crescendo. Chris has made it through this wave of enemies. A sigh is also audible. One would think it was Chris, not Nathan Drake, who had just gunned down ten or so people, while being shot at himself.'']<br />
<br />
[''Chris walks over guns that the enemies have dropped, being given the chance to pick them up.''] Nah, [''inaudible''].<br />
<br />
[''Chris speaks something else, but it is also impossible to make out. He runs around the room, picking up a 9mm SMG on accident.''] <br />
<br />
Oh, no I did not want that.<br />
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[''The enemies defeated, Chris has only one more obstacle in the room. he sees the exit and intones:''] Alright then, how do I get out? [''Chris finds a likely solution, climbing onto some scaffolding.''] That would make sense. And [''inaudible''] [''Chris hesitates for a bit on the platform, unsure of where to go next. Finally he sees the way out. He picks up some ammo for his AK-47 and reloads. A giant coin flips up and the words UNCHARTED 4 Multiplayer appear, along with a shot of Chris.'']<br />
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There, I made it out alive. Now gimme five bucks.<br />
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[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lesbian_Sex_Audition&diff=212969Lesbian Sex Audition2017-10-23T03:44:11Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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'''IMG 3207''' is a [[YouTube]] Video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[may_2016|May 2016]] in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of [[Hanky-Panky|natural impregnation]]. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of [[For Julie's Eyes Only]] (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a [[Sex_toys|blow-up doll]], explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his [[Duck|dick]] is "five, seven inches long".<br />
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The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with [[Johan]] who made his own video. Chris also made an online poll to let the public decide whose video was better - at the time of writing, Johan has a clear lead.<br />
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The demonic [[Sonic Totem]] reappears in this video. Members of Kiwi Farms were quick to point out how it has turned away in horror to what is happening next to it, and many ended up feeling sympathy for the artifact itself.<br />
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As of June 2, 2016, YouTube deleted the video due to it violating its policies on nudity and sexual content, earning Chris a strike on his channel.<br />
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== Video ==<br />
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| name = IMG 3207<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1zosxGbUdLo}}<br />
| stardate =31 [[May 2016]]<br />
| subject = {{Sex|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = Bra and Tights<br />
| previous = [[CWC vs Johan vote link]]<br />
| next = [[Happy Cat *kisses*]]<br />
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== Transcript== <br />
Hello Sam and Ellen! It's Christine Chandler coming to you live from... [[Chris's room|my bedroom]]! Which is separate from my [[Work Room]]. Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?<br />
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[''starts removing bathrobe''] Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, to get the point across. [''higher pitched''] Enough to get the point across! So.. remembering from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay! <br />
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Hmm, make out... [''starts making out with the doll, eventually moving down to the breasts and chewing on its nipples''] Hmm. And it show... the pussy! I know where it is, the clitoris would be... [gibberish] assuming this would be the front, that'd be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here. There's the clitoris, and the vagina's down here somewhere in the middle, and we don't wanna... hit the peehole which is in between.<br />
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I know about the labia... [''dives in and starts sucking the doll's crotch'']<br />
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[''flips the doll over''] And uh... not comfortable with it yet but I'll get around to it... uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand, but... we could try anal. [''starts eating the doll's ass'']<br />
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[''wiping his mouth''] Yeah... I'll definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. But anyway aside from that, um, yes I'm aware of toys... umm, I have a vibrator, I did have, this one on hand, though it's still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So, you know I nev— so you can tell I never used it. Alright, so yeah, so.. it's like... few things we can do here [''grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside''] prolly, put it up your be— up your behind... now... [''holding the doll up by the vibrator''] y'all would be— your center of gravity would be a lot better than this one's.<br />
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[''flips the doll over and sticks the vibrator in its vagina''] And... be doin' this goin' on while we're... [''starts making out with the doll again'']<br />
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And then of course I know about the vibrator go "bzzzzzz..." [''shakes the vibrator around and shoves it back inside the doll''] but I mean it's pretty straightforward, so... [''places the vibrator back in the cupboard''] I just wanna move on from that... part.<br />
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Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [''kneels on bed''] the uh, piledriver [''stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll''] <br />
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[''eventually kneels back down''] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [''lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle''] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [''begins to hump the sex doll'']<br />
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I know yes, we're [[Wikipedia:Tribadism|tribbing]]! Alright, then, bottom of the list, well, whatcha say, whichever, apparently, yeah let's put the arms up for this demonstration. Lesbian. [''Weird humming''] Y'all feeling this? Y'all feeling this? Now let me see, I believe that was the basics from your email, and, uh, moment. And now for some, some breaststroke. Just go with the flow, enjoy the view. [''Sing-song voice''] This way would be preferred.<br />
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Off top of my head, that's a good workout, so far. I hope I [''gibberish''] impressed y'all with that, and I look forward to your reply. It still dispenses. The thing's still, like, 5 to 7 inches long erect, so, Sam and Ellen, please have my babies. Have our babies. Have our little girls. Thank you, good night.<br />
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== Trivia == <br />
* The Chandler family still have their [[Christmas]] trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.<br />
* The record behind Chris is ''[[Wikipedia:Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell|Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell]]'', presumably one of [[Bob]]'s. <br />
* All hail the [[Sonic Totem]].<br />
* CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[For Julies Eyes Only]]<br />
* [[Chris and sex]]<br />
* [[Duck]]<br />
* [https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/img-3207/ Video mirror]<br />
* [https://track3.mixtape.moe/ekppsw.mp4 Johan's competing video, featuring Kimmi]<br />
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'''Mumble 5''' is the fifth of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held in [[February 2009]].<br />
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Length: '''26:09'''<br />
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==Summary==<br />
*[[Clyde]] confronts [[Chris]] as he prepares to chat with [[Julie]]. <br />
*Clyde asks him about whether he can truly support a family. <br />
*Chris believes he can support a family by "tucking away a hundred dollars every month."<br />
*Chris will get a job if he needs to, but lies about trying to find one using his [[CADD]] degree.<br />
*[[CADD Chef]] among others is a villain because they made him feel inferior in real life.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| name = Mumble 5<br />
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| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Julie]], [[Clyde]],<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Hello.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Hey, Julie.<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> I'll be right back, I have to turn the television down.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> OK.<br><br />
''[extremely long pause]''<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I'm back. Hello, Chris.<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris, are you there? Hello?<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> You got my email, right? You got it, right?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Clyde, what are you doing here?<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> Did you get the email?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> What?<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> The email... I sent.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Oh, uh I haven't been- you sent me an email. Uhh, ok I haven't been able to get into me email, lately, it's uh, eh, kinda a bit funky.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> Well, I'll read it out, but before I say so, I've had a long talk with Vivian, and she's right, I'm going way too far out of line. I'm not gonna harm anyone anymore for the rest of my goddamn life.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well that's good to hear.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> Unfortunately, she agrees that...<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> ''[overlaps]'' What is Clyde doing here?<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> ...I can not let you, I can not let you meet any woman, ever, until you get your life together.<br /><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> What's Clyde doing here? He's not supposed to be here-<br> <br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> His life is miserable. Look at at, Julie. A man who... [''Chris sighs''] tell me, what have you done today? What have you done of merit today? Go- go through your daily routine.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I made contact-<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> He's a good person, he doesn't need to...<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I made contact with Julie and expressed my love for her. A little bit more.<br /><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Yes, it was rather nice.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> Something productive. What have you done with your [[Sonichu]] to, you know, whatever potential financial gain you can get from it?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> For your information I have received a call from an associate of [[Nintendo]], that's willing to bring it up to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Mr. Miyamoto]] again. Hopefully it'll be restarted.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Tell me-<br /><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Chris, that's awesome.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> And tell me, how long will this take?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Hmm. Depends.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> I mean... y-<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I have to he- wait for them to call me back. Them to call me back.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> I mean, it could take months. I mean it's taking me months til anything starts and till then, you gotta find yourself a way of financial security. Besides, aren't you gonna have to make a trip anyway? You've got to have to save up money somehow.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Myeah. I'm gonna save up money for a month.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> How are you gonna save money? I mean [[Monthly tugboat|$800 a month]]... really?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah... it'll be a while sure, but I will have it saved up.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> But don't you got bills to pay? After bills, how much do you have left?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I don't need to tell you my financial situation.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> I think Julie would like to know. Right?<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Clyde, stop it.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah Clyde, leave us alone.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> I'm not doing anything harmful, I'm just asking how you're going to save money up for a future family. I mean if you cannot even do that... then, there's... there's no way your family will be a success. She will divorce you quicker than... I dunno. I dunno.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I'm working on [''Julie chimes in, inaudible, along the lines of never divorcing Chris.''] controlling my [[Chris and money|compulsive spending]].<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> It's not just controlling your spending. You can do that easily. The thing is you need more than $800 a month. Way more to support a family.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Maybe so, but at least I'll have some money tucked away before I start that family up.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> And how much do you have tucked away right now?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> (Smug) I have about 100 bucks tucked away right now.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> ''[laughs]'' Chris... $100 might last you a week.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Shows what you know.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Ok. In an average week how much do you think you'll spend on food for let's say, two adults and uh, well you're not going to have a child that fast, so just, let's go with two adults.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Hmm. I'm sorry could you repeat the question?<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> How much do you think it would cost to feed two adults, let's say you and Julie, for a week?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I'd say probably about... right about somewhere between twenty to fifty.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Alright, let's just say thirty to average that out. You got seventy bucks left that week. Now, let's see: you got bills to pay. Hmm... And that's obviously got to be like... what kind of bills you got? TV, you got Internet, I mean, Julie, what other amenities do you need?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> She doesn't have to answer you.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> I'm- My God. It's simple. You got TV, you got your car payments, car insurance, you got your Internet, you got utilities, it's all gonna add up. $100 is not going to last a month.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I tucked a hundred aside and uh, a hundred a month and I'll have enough money saved up. Over that time.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> The thing is what happens when you run out?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Then I'll save up some more.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> No, that takes time. Ahh... I mean, oh my God. How much money do you think it costs to raise a family for a year?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I'll bet that might seem to run into the thousands.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> And if you save $100 a month... you'd barely get $1,000.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Well if I have to, I can and will get a job.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> And again, I looked over your [[CADD|files]]. Why do you think you got an F on that?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I did not get an F on that.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Ohh, oh, what'd you get then?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I got... an A+. It took me weeks to months. A whole lot of thought. It's that big grand [[CWCville Shopping Center|shopping mall]] with the mayor's office on the other floor.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> But you got an F in the comics, I thought that's what you got.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Well, you misunderstood.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Well, how did I misunderstand? I mean, it says, "I have Grade F destruction," that definitely implies Grade F.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> It was on previous projects before that one. One or two.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> But then why'd you have to villainize him? I mean everyone gets failing grades, you don't have to have some...<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Because he talked down to me, he made me feel inferior.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> My God. I mean, you didn't even utilize the 3D aspect of [[Wikipedia:AutoCAD|''AutoCAD'']], did you?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> 3D aspect of?<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> You know, you got your Y plane, your X plane and your Z plane. You have a X and Y plane. You never used a Z plane.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I do use the Z plane.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> I didn't see that in that project.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[condescending]'' Well, did you have a CADD program in your computer?<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Yes! I have the official one from ''AutoCAD''.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I see.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Lemme tell you, did you even bother to look for a job utilizing that degree?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I have. And it's a bit... on a shortage right now.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Did you even go in for an interview?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I have gone in for interviews, yes.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> With what companies?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[long pause]'' Look, there's so much [[stress]] right now, I've got a headache. It's hard for me to think of specific names at the moment.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> So you're lying to me, is that what you're saying?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I am not- I am not lying to you.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> Julie, listen to that. He can't even name one company he's tried to work for. Tell me, do you think a man could financially support you like that?<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Uh, yes [''Chris says "leave it-"'']. It's possible. He can do it.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''Clyde, inaudible''] Yes, I can.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> This is American dollars we're talking about, the conversion rate is so much different.<br /><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> I don't care, you can do anything.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Ok, well you're a little delusional. In [[America]] we've got a bad economic spin right now. A really bad one.<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> I understand that.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Me too.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> No you don't, Chris. You don't listen to the bad news. You said it yourself. You don't listen to the bad news.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[overlaps]'' I do too. I had to listen to it from my [[Bob Chandler|father]] every day, when I'm trapped with him in the car, or when I'm downstairs with him.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Ok, wait, why are you going with your father in the car? For what?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Sometimes I go out-go out when him when he goes on trips, he goes downtown for- to run an errand. And sometimes I'll even go out with him for his morning cup of coffee. And than I get a [[Coffee Place|cup of coffee]] as well.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Okay. Tell me. Tell me why we've got an economic crisis.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[long pause]''One reason? The high gas prices being raised by [[Wikipedia:Arabian people|the A-Rabs]]. They gettin' greedy. And the low amount of available jobs being made. A lot of people are getting fired, and a whole bunch of other stuff I can't think of at the moment, because I'll admit sometimes my memory fails me.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> What the hell kind of answer was that?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> It's an HONEST one.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Is it the truth? Have you even looked it up? Do you understand what a bank does?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Bank. Keeps your- it does- they- you store your money in the bank. Eventually it increases with interest, and you can spend some out of it and you can put some more in it.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> How to banks make- how do banks raise the money to give people interest? How do they do that?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Okay, I'll admit you got me there. I don't know.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> That is the reason why we have a terrible economic meltdown right now. Because banks are giving out loans that people cannot pay off. And now it's all come tumbling down. A bunch of corruption, a bunch of terrible loans, and a president who didn't know what to do. You're telling me you're financially prepared to take on a [[Lovely Weather|future wife]]?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I didn't- I... I did not say that I-<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> I'm doing this for the good of Julie. Do you understand what I'm asking you? This isn't hatred against you or anything. I'm trying to make you a better person.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, listen. I may or may not be financially prepared at the moment, but I know that I am emotionally prepared.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> Look, I wanna tell you the story of my government teacher. He had it all. He was completely prepared to marry his sweetheart. But you know what he didn't have? Money. He was trapped with student loans and college and he could barely pay off everything in his apartment. He's eighty and he hasn't- and he's never heard from her since. Now, I don't want you to grow up to be a lonely old man, but... you don't have the money. Julie's gonna leave you. Julie is going to leave you. And I know this.<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> No I'm not.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I have faith in Julie. She has faith in me.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> As I said, faith means nothing. As I said last time, if you end up homeless, it's over. She's going to leave you.<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> No I won't. I would never do that.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> Julie.<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> What?<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> You know, you seem to be trapped in a fantasy world of romance where you think things will work out in the end. Let me tell you something. It doesn't. It doesn't work out in the end.<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Yes, it's true. It will.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> It doesn't.<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Isn't that right Chris?<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> ''[overlaps]'' I'm just giving you stories, my own stories, my own personal tales of loss. And things do not work out like you see in the movies. You have to agree with me on this. The divorce rate in America is 50%. Fifty God-damn percent.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Maybe so, but the other 50% are still happ- are still happily married.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> You don't know if they're happy. They could be in it for the tax. Tax breaks, and what not. They might not- they could be separated. My parents were for quite a long time, and than they got divorced, and then they died. It's a sad tale. You gotta understand.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Look. Yeah. I'm hear- I-I- I'm understanding where you're coming from. But you do not need to reflect your own bad times among other people.<br><br />
''[Voices overlap]''<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> What about your parents Chris? What about your parents?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Oh, let me ask- let me tell you something. I talked to my mother. They never got drunk before they had me. They planned me. They met in [[1979]], they married in [[1980]], I was born in [[1982]].<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> I trust the word of [[Cole Smithey|your brother]] more than the word of your parents. Because [[Barbara Chandler|your mother]]'s been lying to [[Cole]] for quite a long time. Did he ever find out who his real father was?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yes. He did.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Really. I should ask him, I should ask him.<br /><br />
''[Voices overlap, Chris says "And he'll tell you that-", Clyde inaudible]''<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I'm sorry, go ahead.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> No, you go. You go.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Anyway, you'll find an answer the same thing from him that his fa- that his blood father was a drunk.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> And, uhh, but what about your mother? Didn't she divorce? Or your father?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I'm sorry could you repeat that?<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Didn't your mother and father, go through various, y'know, marriages as well?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yes, my mother has been through a few different marriages, and my father has only been through one marriage before they met.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> You see, fifty percent is definitely not a lie. And Julie- you and Julie... could end up the same way. It's what I'm saying. I'm TRYING for the best. I'm TRYING to help you. Julie, both of you have problems that need actual help.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> You could use some of your own help as well.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash:'''</font> I don't, okay? I'm not actually looking for a marriage, if Sarah comes back, that's fine. I'm prepared. But Chris, you are not prepared at all.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I'm more prepared than you'll ever... be able to imagine.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> We just went over your finances, you have a hundred dollars saved up. That's not gonna get you anywhere.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I may not be financially prepared at the moment, but I am emotionally prepared right now.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Again, emotions mean nothing when you're homeless and out on the street. I'm repeating myself. I'm a parrot, and I want a cracker.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[Squawks loudly]''<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> That was unnecessary.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Well you called yourself a parrot, so I squawked. ''[squawks twice]''<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> Look, you don't have to do that. Stop derailing this conversation.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Excuse me. ''[rustling sounds]'' ''[presumably somebody calling for him]'' Coming!<br><br />
''[Short pause]''<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Oh, gosh darn it! My penis got stuck in my throat!<br><br />
''[Pause, with Clyde singing something and Julie talking about big fat wangs]''<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Clyde, you should leave now before Chris comes back and gets mad at you. You're just making him [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|angrier]] and [[Chris Loses It|angrier]].<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> You better watch your mouth. Isn't your parental guardian, or guardian will take you away from your precious, precious Internets. Stay silent. [[Metal Gear Solid|Brother]]... ''[Starts singing again]''<br><br />
''[very long pause]''<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> My sole goal now is justice, it's all I ever wanted.<br><br />
''[The sound of a TV in the background]''<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris?<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> It's the curse. The parental curse. ''[creepy sigh]'' The truth behind your crutch. [[Metal Gear Solid|This is good, isn't it...?]]<br><br />
''[Clyde mumbles more]''<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sighs]'' All right, my mom wants me to go out and get her some bread, some orange juice, and [[Speech Impediment|a sss- and a- a tuna fish, and]] a tuna sub from [[wikipedia:Sheetz|Sheetz]].''<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> It's awfully late for tha-<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[Interrupting Clyde]'' ''Sheetz is open 24 hours.''<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde Cash''':</font> That's nice. Okay. I can't believe you said-<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''[overlaps]'' Uhh, Julie, I'll talk to you later on the PlayStation Network. Goodbye!<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Are you going to come back to Mumble?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mm, that's some for me to think about. I'll see you later Julie. Alright, Clyde.<br /><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Alright, I'll see you later. Bye.<br><br />
''[Chris disconnects]''<br><br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> Well, could have been better. Could have been awfully better. That's all I can really say. I'm disappointed. And before you all unmute yourselves- ''[cuts off]'' I am a- ''[cuts off]'' Oh, I was supposed to do that, Cogs! What's up! What's up, I was gonna do that! Anyway, yeah, Chris might be-''[cuts off]''<br><br />
''[Trolls talk near inaudibly]''<br><br />
<font color="#00FF00">'''GeckoMantis:'''</font> Cogs, I'm sorry, I was still set to stereo mix instead of my microphone, because I was recording Chris.<br><br />
[Pause]<br><br />
<font color="#00FF00">'''GeckoMantis:'''</font> Yeah, I'd better stop recording now.<br /><br />
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[[Category:Mumble chats]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mumble_9.5&diff=196907Mumble 9.52016-03-29T17:57:54Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''Mumble 9.5''' is the continuation of the [[Mumble 9|ninth]] [[Mumble]] chat involving [[Chris]], held on 23 [[February 2009]].<br />
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In this chat, [[Clyde Cash]] and [[the Miscreants]] accuse Chris for many things, such as not caring for his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s death, [[List of Chris's games|wasting money on video games]], and being a terrible son to [[Bob Chandler|his father]].<br />
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==Summary==<br />
After [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|Arjen]] threw [[death threats]] against him in the last chat and prompted him to leave, Chris rejoins the chat. Clyde and the Miscreants again bombard Chris with accusations that he doesn't actually care about the death of his Aunt Corrina, but is more sad that a funeral is ruining his birthday. The trolls again accuse Chris of blowing money on [[vidya]] (with Clyde leveling the accusation that Chris and his family have spent more than $20,000 on games). Chris, being Chris, offers little of substance in response.<br />
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Chris also aggressively defends that he's a good son to Bob when the topic comes up, claiming that "..they spent a lot of money on me!", which says a [[Chris and Money|lot]] about Chris' character. Clyde's words about Chris not being a good son to Bob also come to pass years later, as Chris chose to [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|make blackmail videos]] instead of caring for his dying dad, and opted to update his [[Attraction Sign]] on [[Facebook]] on the same day his father died, and to this day, has mentioned nothing about him, save for [[Facebook#An_Open_Note|siccing his ghost on his trolls]]. Compare this to the [[Patti_Chandler#Eulogy_for_Patti.2C_as_written_by_Chris|gushing tribute he gave to his ''dog.'']]<br />
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In one of the more famous Mumble moments, Chris admits that he may be "[[Autism|retarded]]" and that his mind doesn't think so quickly...making it obvious why he goes out of his way to mock "[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 6|slow-in-the-minds]]." Also, Chris once again swears up and down that he has been giving Clyde's suggestions to get a job a "lot of thought". To date, Chris has still not gotten a job, making this another blatant lie.<br />
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Chris eventually storms out of the chat after being told he is afraid to go outside, and that leaving his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] for a change is the only way to get the Miscreants to leave him alone.<br />
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===Timelines===<br />
(00:00)<br />
* The chat begins in the middle of a conversation between Clyde and Chris.<br />
* Clyde says Chris has improved nothing in his life.<br />
(00:30)<br />
* Chris says he has been thinking "very hard" about [[Wendy's|getting a job]], going to [[Julie]], and convincing [[Bob]] and [[Barb]] that Julie is real.<br />
(01:00)<br />
* Chris feels it is significant he is ready to spend "fifty to a hundred" dollars to go see Julie.<br />
(02:00)<br />
* Chris says the trolls do not realize how much stress he has because he must go to a funeral for his [[Aunt Corrina]] and that it is "happening on his birthday of all days."<br />
* Clyde says Chris is more sad about his birthday than Aunt Corrina.<br />
(02:30)<br />
* Chris seems to be crying over his Aunt Corrina.<br />
(03:00)<br />
* Chris's blubbering suddenly improves and stops, indicating that it's likely bogus.<br />
* Clyde tells trolls to let Chris cry.<br />
(03:30)<br />
* Chris says he is "possibly retarded," since his mind doesn't think so swift.<br />
* Chris says he often doesn't even give thought to the actions he does.<br />
(04:00)<br />
* Hearing about the fire "made Chris so sad" and he "cried his heart out."<br />
(05:00)<br />
* Chris says love is like "standing on top of a mountain" and having "good wind" blow through your hair.<br />
* People are to get to know each other through "pleasant conversation" and it is not all about the "bonus round."<br />
(06:30)<br />
* Chris says women should get to know men "[[gay|from the inside]]."<br />
* Chris felt "true honest respect" from Julie, [[Blanca]], [[Sarah May]], [[Sarah Jackson]] and [[Panda]].<br />
(08:00)<br />
* Clyde says if he knew what true love was, Chris would know they were trolls. Chris says "trolls or not, I still care about them very much."<br />
(08:30)<br />
* Chris has got "some good memories" of those women.<br />
(09:30)<br />
* Chris claims he has learned from his mistakes and learned how to sort the "true from the false."<br />
(10:30)<br />
*Chris angrily responds to a question about Megan.<br />
(11:00)<br />
*Clyde asks whether Chris realizes why Megan left. After a pause, Chris says it is because he "got into her personal space" and "violated her drawing."<br />
(12:00)<br />
* Chris says he feels the [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|sexy drawing]] and sexy websites are "appropriate" and says "the eyes are censored and you can't recognize Megan."<br />
(13:30)<br />
* The trolls insult Chris and tell him they haven't slandered him- they've only posted his words.<br />
* Chris claims he has been misinterpreted and has gone through "so many revolutions and personal upgrades for the better."<br />
(14:30)<br />
* Clyde says the Miscreants have estimated Chris has spent over [[list of Chris's games|$20,000 on video games in his life]].<br />
(15:30)<br />
* Chris blames the ED page for not getting a job.<br />
(16:00)<br />
* Clyde attacks Chris for misspending his tugboat. Chris says he spends his money by paying the bills, his rent, and credit cards.<br />
(16:30)<br />
* The trolls say there is no way Chris will ever support a family.<br />
* Clyde accuses Chris of being $2000 behind in credit card debt.<br />
(17:30)<br />
* Clyde says the Miscreants can't be stopped, and Chris stops answering.<br />
(19:00)<br />
* Chris says he goes outside every day, but changes the subject.<br />
* Chris says [[Max]] has said to pass on the message that Julie will be at HQ in ten minutes.<br />
(19:30)<br />
* Chris says '''"most everything I tell you is the truth."'''<br />
(20:00)<br />
* Chris angrily yells that he did not have the money or support to go see Miyamoto.<br />
(20:30)<br />
* Chris says he went out with Bob to get [[McDonald's|breakfast]], since Bob likes the company.<br />
* Chris reads comic strips in newspapers.<br />
(21:00)<br />
* Clyde says Bob wants someone intelligent to talk to, but all he has is Chris.<br />
* The trolls say Chris is a bad son, and his parents have spent a lot of money on him.<br />
(21:30)<br />
* The trolls say Chris should make his own decisions and not just do everything Bob and Barb want.<br />
(22:00)<br />
* Chris says he is "more likely to stick to a routine."<br />
* Clyde says Chris will just keep going downhill.<br />
* Chris's only response is to tell the trolls to "shut up," and he leaves the chat.<br />
* The trolls discuss the next chance to troll Chris and what BlueSpike should do next.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
{{quote|Ahhh, Jesus Christ.|Chris, Once again showing us his devout Christian ways}}<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> [''audio cuts in mid-sentence'''] We've given you so many chances to improve yourself, I've tried to help you but you never listen. [''long pause'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''[[sigh]]''] Clyde, could you repeat the question, I didn't have my headphones on?<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> I've been trying to help you this entire time, but we've grown tired of you doing ''nothing''.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I ''have'' been doing something<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> What have you done?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I have been making plans, I have been thinking very hard about getting a job and about going to Julie and convincing my family that she is, that she is a real woman. [''sigh'']I'm probably, I'm not lying, spending about $50-100 of my own money just to try, just to try go up and visit her.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> How much money?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> 50 to 100.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> That's not a lot, you know that right? That's chump change in today's society. A long time ago one of our former, former [''inaudible''] Vivian [''inaudible''] but anyway she tried to help you but you didn't listen.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Well, look, I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry about, look,I'm sorry about a lot of my past mistakes about not listening to everyone ok, but I've been under a lot of [[stress]].<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> What is this stress? You always cite stress.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Stress STRESS, Stress of the mean people that ha has give me such bad mark, uh, that have made a bad name and such.<br><br />
'''Troll 1''': Chris you don't know what stress is, you don't have a job you don't go.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''interrupting''] I have a lot of stress in my life, [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing for Sympathy|my Aunt Corina just died and I have to go to her funeral and I'm going to be very sad that day and the funeral is happening on my birthday of all days.]]<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Shouldn't you be more sad about her than your birthday?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I am very upset about my Aunt Corina, she was a very sweet woman<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> But you seem to be complain about it being on your birthday<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Look, stop talking about that, OK? I love my [''Clyde butts in with a half formed sentence''] I feel sympathy for my Aunt Corina. She smoked and when she went to the hospital she died at the age of 75, her her, her cancer deteriorated her left lung and her liver and her brain.<br /><br />
[''both Clyde and Chris try to speak'']<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Go ahead, sure, why not<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> And they kept her alive as long as they could, they could, till she breathed...her last breath—[''pulls out an Academy-Award-winning performance of tears, bawling all over the place. The trolls can be heard slightly chuckling in the background. He then says, between sobs and with a heavy heart''] We knew that she was dying [''Chris is too emotional here to make out what he is saying''] and that we were able to say we loved her one last time, over the phone. [''sob'']<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Well, they did their best.<br /><br />
[''Trolls mock and imitate Chris'']<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Silence, let him cry, let him cry. [''inaudible''] but this does not excuse for all your other past actions.<br><br />
[''Chris has made a miraculous mental recovery from his emotional state'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''loud sigh''] Look I'm unfit, I'm possibly [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]], okay my mind doesn't think so swift. I- I- uh, I'm likely even to make mistakes on the fly without realizing it. Sometimes I don't even give thought to something I've said [''inaudible''] but I can give a lot of before when I move from pe- uh, move from, uh, move from [[Panda]] to [[Julie]], because I though- I thought she had died in that fire. I was I uh my heart was petra uh about that possibility after I about that fire in Austra- uh post, It made me so sad. [''sobs creep back into Chris's voice'']<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Now this I can't believe. I believe your Aunt Corina and I'm sorry for your loss but about Panda, NO!<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I cried my heart out.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> And then you just moved on, just like that.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> NO, I uh, no I did not move on just like that.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> But you claimed she was your love your love. You don't know what love feels like, Chris.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I do know what love feels like.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> What does it feel like then Chris? Can you describe it?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] It's... uh [''sigh''] it's indescribable, it's a priceless feeling, it's like you know you feel most elated, it's like your standing on top of a mountain with the wind blowing through your hair and it's a good wind. It's just uh love feels so good. True love feels so good especially when it, uh, comes between two people who have known each other for a long while and have got to know each other through pleasant conversation. And uh you know the bonus rounds are there too I mean I'll admit that but what I enjoy most are the pleasant conversations and learning about the kind sweet uh kind sweet women that they are [''sigh''] and that they care me and respect me very much and it just makes me feel so much better to know that I'm respected by the women. Because I felt, because it's like I don't get a lot of respect from people, from bad people like y'all being mean like right now. And this is just [''tears welling and emotion rising''] is making me want to cry.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> You said the women. Are you talking about a singular person or all women?<br /><br />
[''once again, Chris has composed himself amazingly well'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> No, no I said women, women.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> You mean you want to be respected by everyone? All the women. You want to love them all?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> No<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Or is it down to one person?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> No, uh, wait. Now you're twisting my words around<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> I'm just saying whatever you say.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] Look I could uh, its a, look when I talk about the respect from a woman I'm talking about [[honest]] respect like after she's got to know me from the inside like, uh, most women should get to know their man, before they go have a relationship with them or or whatever. And if [[Julie]] just, you know between [[Blanca]] and [[Sarah Jackson]] and [[Panda]], [[Sarah May]] and Julie. I was very happy that day when I felt such respect when I felt the true honest respect of them. And there's noth- you know uh you know I'm sorry to have forgot to have mentioned Sarah May when I mentioned Julie [''inaudible''] when I was asked a question about naming friends. I'll admit I'll admit I was wrong. I was wrong I was wrong and I thank Julie very I mean Sarah Mayver, damn it, I did it again. I got mixed up. You, Y'all mixed it up when you mixed up my emotions because I'm upset all this. Anyways anyways Aunt then got to the hospital and I felt so sorry for-<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> No need, no need for lies to keep up the false stories. They are all trolls. They are all trolls. Chris have I not got this through your head. Panda is sleeping right now if you could be more quiet. Sarah May is perfectly fine. Blanca, Blanca well I don't know where she's off to, the other two people behind Blanca I don't know and Sarah Jackson is still alive. They are all trolls, Chris. It's because you don't know what true love is.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I know what true love is.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> If you knew what true love was, then you would realize that they were trolls.<br /><br />
'''Troll 7''': Yep.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Look, trolls, look, trollers or not I still cared about them very much.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> What?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Trollers or not, I still cared about them very much.<br /><br />
'''Troll 3''': you're just bullshitting<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> And I- and I- I got so- I got so many good memories of them. Some bad sure and some even bad but good<br /><br />
'''Female troll''': Chris all those memories are false.<br /><br />
'''Troll 2''': You deluded pig.<br /><br />
[''two people speak at once'']<br /><br />
'''Troll 1''': Every scenario, all us.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> We were behind it all.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> look I know y'all, I know y'all are feeding me lies right now<br /><br />
[''huge reaction to this, everyone talks over each other'']<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> You still believe that they were not trolling, this is the thing. Really? Even after Blanca destroyed your medallion, after Panda sudden mysteriously disappeared when she doesn't even live in that part of Australia, well, not any more she doesn't, but anyway. You still believe it.<br /><br />
'''Troll 4''': You are stupid, Chris. You do not learn from your mistakes.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Look [''sigh''] I do learn from my- I have learnt from my mistakes.<br /><br />
[''several people speak'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I have learnt to take so many bullets and lies that were aimed directly at me, I learnt to take them like uh, like [''inaudible''] in the wind. Just let them fly by. let them fly by. I have learnt to sort the truth from the false. Panada true, definite true, definitely comes from the woman, from the people themselves.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Why would you see through that one [''inaudible''] Julie after Sarah May and Panda. Urgh, I'm disgusted by that. But we'll make sure she never meets you.<br /><br />
'''Troll 5''': Anyway<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Look, y'all, are just, look y'all are just trying to make me feel bad because I have- because I have been delayed- because I was delayed in drawing comics as often as I should be<br /><br />
[''eruption of sarcastic "oh yeah"s'']<br><br />
'''Troll 2''': You idiot, this isn't about the comics<br /><br />
'''Troll 6''': How's [[Megan]] by the way?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I DON'T KNOW, I haven't seen her in a long time.<br /><br />
'''Troll 6''': I wonder why<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Silence, silence, OK, I want to ask you one last thing, well not one last thing but a useful thing. Why do you think Megan left you? Can you think why now? I think I've asked you this before.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I can only think because I got too much in her personal space and I violate her with [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|the drawing]].<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> That was probably your only chance for true happiness and you screwed that up, and you're still doing it time and time again.<br><br />
'''Troll 7''': Yo, that drawing's fucked up, yo.<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> And you still manage to post it up on your website. Why?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I don't... [''sigh'']<br><br />
'''Troll 6''': Clyde's correct, Chris.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] It's a sexy drawing and it's [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|a sexy website]] and I thought it was appropriate.<br><br />
[''several people respond'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Besides, in the drawing the eyes are censored out, it's not like you can recognize the woman.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> [[Censorship]] does nothing once you've admitted it, Chris.<br /><br />
[''trolls agree with Clyde's sentiment'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh'']<br><br />
'''Troll 6''': And besides, we thought that was your [[sister]] for the longest time.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] [''whispering''] Jesus, Jesus.<br><br />
'''Troll 8''': I thought that was a better theory, actually.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Ahhh Jesus Christ.<br /><br />
'''Troll 6''': Maybe you shouldn't have said anything, Chris?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Maybe not but y'all didn't have to twist my words round on everything make up all these dang stupid false slanderous theories and whatnot.<br><br />
'''Troll 7''': Dude, yo, that's bullshit.<br /><br />
[''trolls disagree with Chris's sentiment'']<br><br />
'''Troll 1''': We're just going off what you've told us.<br /><br />
'''Troll 8''': Exactly.<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> [''Unclear''] What did you expect would happen?<br /><br />
'''Troll 2''': You lowlife. I hope you bleed in slanderous Hell.<br><br />
'''Troll 1''': We've never slandered anyone. We just take what you've said and post it for people's interpretations.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> That's my point, you've misinterpreted me.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Well, you're going to have to correct yourself one day, you have to [''inaudible'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I have been correcting myself, every day from the lessons I've learned and the mistakes I've realized I've made.<br><br />
'''Troll 8''': Really?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I've gone through so many self-revelations and uh,and uh,and personal upgrades for the better.<br /><br />
'''Troll 7''': Like yo [[PSP].<br><br />
[''trolls laugh'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Forget about the friggin' games systems.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Surprising from a man who spends over a thousand dollars on it. You see, Chris, you have a problem. You need to stop buying video games, you need to sell them all. They're no good, they're not helping you<br /><br />
'''Troll 1''': It's only when you lose everything that you're free to do anything.<br /><br />
'''Troll 8''': The man speaks the truth.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh'']<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> You have, We have estimated you have over twenty thousand U.S. dollars worth of video games, all at some points of your life. Why would you spend so much?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] Well I started from childhood, I was brought up, I was brought up with video games. I started with a Commodore 64, when it was brand new. Just saying.<br><br />
'''Troll''': Chris, that is not a valid excuse.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> It's the truth.<br><br />
'''Troll''': That doesn't make it valid.<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Chris let me ask you this. How many of the games that you've owned in your lifetime have you actually completed?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I have beaten the vast majority of them. I have beat most every [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] game I own.<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> If you have that much free time on your hands, maybe you should get a job.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Hey you know what, for one thing I would get a job, but you know they would punch my name on the Internet, they would find that damn ED page and then-<br><br />
[''trolls all speak'']<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> OK OK, yes you're right, you're right. We have slandered you, well we haven't slandered you. It's only the truth, the truth. I had to say "slandered" because you say that so much, but anyay. Ok let's say you just did have your own eight hundred dollar uhh, whatever you call it, "[[tugboat]]", which is a stupid name. It's a government check. You have your eight hundred dollars to spend and how do you spend that?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] I got uh, I pay my, I pay my, I pay my family's bills, I give them a monthly rent, I pay my credit card bills<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> But then you still [''inaudible''].<br><br />
'''Troll 1''': You're right, Chris probably could not get a job but he can not also support himself on his tugboat. So [''loud typing noise''] he can't support his family anyway. Too bad.<br><br />
'''Troll 7''': Yo, I can hear that typing, what's with that?<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> I know that you've revealed that to date you have credit card debts, you're already two thousand dollars behind. How do you expect to raise a family? How do you expect to help Julie?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uhh... [''more loud typing'']<br><br />
'''Troll 5''': Ignoring the question, I see.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> No.<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Look, if you go onto your [[YouTube]], beg your fans to bring down us [[the Miscreants]], but you know, your combined powers can not stop us. Nothing can stop us.<br /><br />
'''Troll 8''': Every time we get knocked down we'll get right back up again.<br /><br />
'''Troll 10''': And you'll never keep us down.<br /><br />
'''Troll 11''': And everything that you have typed is through no one's fault but your own. You have, You have to reap what you have sown, Chris.<br /><br />
'''Troll 1''': the best thing you can do is you know, go back out into the real world with your [[sign]], you know. Wouldn't that be just like old days? You wouldn't have the Internet trolls all over you. You just go outside<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh'']<br><br />
[''rapid fire error noise'']<br><br />
[''more loud typing'']<br><br />
'''Troll 1''': What are you, afraid of the sun?<br><br />
[''trolls all talk at once'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I am not, I am not afraid<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> [''inaudible''] then why have you not, you know, uhhh I don't know. When's the last time you've been outside Chris?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] I've been outside, I go outside every day.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> To do what, exactly? [''phone ringing'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I enjoy the air, anyway look, [[Max]] wants me to tell you that uhh, Julie will be at HQ in ten minutes<br><br />
''Troll'': [''unclear'']<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> [''inaudible''] I mean, "enjoy the air"? I doubt it. I honestly think you're lying, Chris, again?<br /><br />
[''more loud typing'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I am not lying to you! Ev- most everything I tell you is the truth and if I make uh I if I make a certain, if I say the wrong things its because I didn't know better at the time.<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> What do you mean you don't know better? You don't know what the truth and what the uh, false is?<br /><br />
'''Troll 5''': You can't tell right from wrong?<br><br />
'''Troll 8''': You lied to everyone when you said you were going to [''inaudible'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] Because they, because, because they were, because they were big-time theories and my families wouldn't support me, I DID NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO [[Miyamoto Saga|MAKE A TRIP]]<br /><br />
'''Troll 8''': So why lie to us?<br><br />
'''Troll 12''': My, my, aren't we a suffering Joe?<br><br />
'''Troll 8''': Stuttering Stanley, stuttering Stanley.<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> OK, we don't need stupid insults, we need real insults, you know. I mean Chris, again, last time you've been outside. Detail it for us. Don't just say you just went out for air, that's a lie.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] I went out with [[Bob|my father]] this morning for one thing, to go get, to go get breakfast.<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Where? I'd like to know.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> And plus, and plus, plus he likes the company, he takes the newspaer with him. I read the comics and he reads evry- uh he reads the rest.<br><br />
'''Troll 7''': [''laughs''] comics<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> You know I feel kind of bad for your father. All he wants is someone you know, intelligent to talk with but all he has is you.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> He has [[Barb|my mother too]].<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Well that to but someone of a male camaraderie, someone who can [''inaudible'']. You're not a very good son I take it.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I AM A GOOD SON and they have raised me very hard and they have spent a lot of money on me and I love them very much and appreciate them very much for that.<br /><br />
'''Troll 13''': Almost too much. You seem to value their input more than you actually should. You are 26 years old, you are technically an adult but uhh-<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah but, it's not like, it's not like uhh. Look I have emotions and feelings and I uh I'm I'm more likely to [[Autism|stick to a routine]] and in order for me to make a big change I had to end up giving it a lot of thought first.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Look Chris, this is the sad sad truth. You are going to grow up and die alone. I'm sorry to tell you this.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] Look leave me, just just shut up and leave me alone, leave me alone.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> We tried to help y-<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''interrupting''] Leave my [[Love Quest|love life]] alone.<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Whatever.<br /><br />
[''Chris seems to be reduced to tears and leaves, trolls all speak'']<br />
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'''Troll A''': Oh. <br />
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'''Troll B''': Muahahahaha.<br />
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'''Troll C''': [''giggling''] What the fuck?<br />
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[''Multiple voices speak at once''.]<br />
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'''Troll B''': [''nonchalantly''] No—<br />
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'''Troll D''': Well, okay, we're not gonna strike it—<br />
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'''Troll D''': We actually got him to cry. We really got him—<br />
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'''Troll A''': Okay, BlueSpike...<br />
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'''Troll A''': Blue. Spike. <br />
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'''Troll B''': Oh. Wow [''elongated''].<br />
<br><br />
'''Troll C''': [''unintelligible''] has to get him here again.<br />
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'''Troll A''': BlueSpike, you—basically you are not—every time Chris contacts you now, you should say [''unintelligible''] stuff, okay?<br />
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'''Troll A''': BlueSpike?<br />
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'''Troll B''': [''voice track plays over this voice''] He took your advice.<br />
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'''Troll B''': He's down now.<br />
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'''Troll A''': Yes. <br />
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'''Troll E''': No he's not.<br />
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'''Troll B''': Way down.<br />
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'''Troll D''': Guys, I think that he's stuck. He can't get out.<br />
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'''Troll E''': Who is?<br />
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'''Troll E''': Who's stuck?<br />
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'''Troll D''': No matter what we do, he's stuck in his house. <br />
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'''Troll D''': N-No, it do-it-it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. He doesn't care.<br />
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'''Troll C''': Who doesn't care?<br />
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'''Troll B''': He doesn't care?<br />
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'''Troll D''': It's only faith in him, otherwise—<br />
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'''Troll B''': Okay.<br />
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'''High pitched troll''': Screw it!<br />
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'''Troll B''': I think some people, I'm probably gonna be the first to say it, but, uh...just eat<br />
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'''Troll D''': [''interrupting'']: I kinda think we went too f—<br />
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'''Troll B''': I've seen some like that. I've seen some like that eat bullshit.<br />
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'''Troll C''': We have to get BlueSpike here.<br />
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'''Troll D''': I just think we went too far. That was a little, I mean—<br />
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'''Troll D''': I can kind of, like—y'know, to bring him down to tears—<br />
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'''Troll B''': You heard what he said.<br />
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'''Troll B''': You say—<br />
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'''Troll D''': Yeah, I know what he said.<br />
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'''Troll A''': "I apologize for that and I apologize for the [''battle/debacle''?]."<br />
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'''Troll F''': And regret even less.<br />
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'''Troll B''': I can't even find that funny.<br />
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'''Troll C''': I have no regret.<br />
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[''Three voices speak at once''.]<br />
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'''Troll B''': Chris, you're [chained?]—<br />
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'''Troll F''': But his face of tears to your analogy was horrid.<br />
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'''Troll A''': I have no sympathy for him because he's a retard.<br />
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'''Troll A''': I—I—<br />
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'''Troll E''': Who knows? Who really knows?<br />
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'''Troll A''': I feel little sympathy for the lower beings.<br />
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'''Troll E''': I feel sympathy towards the parents.<br />
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'''Troll A''': Oh, I feel sympathy towards Bob—Bob should've killed himself.<br />
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'''Troll B''': Yeah.<br />
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'''Troll C''': I feel the worst sympathy towards his [dog?]<br />
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'''Troll A''': Yeah, what's he really trying to—'cause I like, I like—<br />
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[[Category:Mumble chats]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mumble_10&diff=196906Mumble 102016-03-29T17:54:21Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''Mumble 10''' is the tenth of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 23 [[February 2009]].<br />
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{{quote|I can tell in my heart that Julie is 19. I'm sure that Max can vouch for her age.|Chris}}<br />
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The [[Trolls|loyal fanbase]] tries to persuade Chris to travel to Cleveland to rescue Julie from the clutches of her evil brother, Max. Chris (and his mother) have some doubts, mostly that it is a sting operation in the manner of ''[[Wikipedia:To Catch a Predator|To Catch a Predator]]'' (which had stopped filming by 2009). One of the trolls tries to tell Chris an anecdote about independence and asserting yourself to gain the respect of your parents as you grow up, but Chris interrupts him and talks over his story. At the end of the chat, [[Clyde Cash]] comes in to intimidate Chris and reassure him that [[Julie]] is in his headquarters, being [[hanky panky|taken care of]].<br />
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==Summary==<br />
* Trolls talk on an unrelated subject before Chris arrives.<br />
* Chris says that [[Max]] took Julie to HQ, and asks if he could be hurt or jailed for going to pick her up. Trolls aren't sure.<br />
* None of them have heard of HQ.<br />
* Chris has five days to pick Julie up from [[The Miscreants|Miscreant]] HQ in Cleveland, Ohio.<br />
* A troll says that [[Clyde]] is testing Chris's love for [[Julie]], and he should go.<br />
* Chris whines about the 400-mile (650&nbsp;km), seven-hour drive.<br />
* He's "feeling insecure" about the trip. Even though he's an adult, he should respect his parents' wishes.<br />
* A troll says that no force can keep true love apart.<br />
* It's [[Christian Love Day|Chris's birthday]] tomorrow, he was born at 5:30 in the morning.<br />
* '''Chris says that love is priceless, but he has to do all the work to get to Cleveland.'''<br />
* His [[Barb|mum]] will say not to go, and is worried. He can't convince her to let him go.<br />
* '''Barb is jealous of Chris loving another woman more than her. He has to respect her wishes.'''<br />
* '''His parents pay for his gas. [[Son-Chu]] is Barb's car.'''<br />
* Chris was born at 5:30 EST at [[Wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]], [[Charlottesville]].<br />
* Barb is worried about Chris being set up to be hurt or turned into the police.<br />
* She said the same thing when he was going to visit Blanca - She could be [[pedofork|underaged]] and Chris could be arrested.<br />
* '''Chris can tell in his heart that Julie is 19. Max can vouch for her age. In her scanned ID picture, the year was blurred out.'''<br />
* Trolls compare ''To Catch a Predator'' - The person always tells the suspect that they are underage. Chris wouldn't be charged, as they all know Julie is 19.<br />
* Chris leaves.<br />
* Chris returns. Max cackles evilly. Sounds like canned laughter. This makes Chris suspicious about the trip.<br />
* Max is watching ''[[Family Guy]]''. Chris gets distracted and starts talking about the episode, saying he loves it.<br />
* [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral is later; he can't go now.<br />
* Trolls say that this is a birthday test from God and he should go. Chris insists on talking to his mom first.<br />
* Max has intercepted the [[sex tape|video]] that Chris made for Julie. '''The girl who told him this says that Julie is also a troll.'''<br />
* The trolls say that this can't be true. Chris agrees.<br />
* '''He believes in her, Julie is a wonderful sweet 19 year old who wrote him a very nice letter and sent it in the mail with pictures that her friend took.'''<br />
* A troll says that Julie wouldn't be a troll, she's been trolled her whole life by the Georgian government.<br />
* Chris researched Georgia when looking for [[Molvanîa]]. A troll says that his schoolbooks had a map of Molvanîa.<br />
* The troll no longer has a map, he had to burn his schoolbooks to heat his house.<br />
* Chris has seen a map of Molvanîa, but not its surrounding countries.<br />
* Max says he isn't a troll.<br />
* Wait, Chris misread. He is a troll.<br />
* A troll references [[Mumble 9.5]]. Chris says that they got to him emotionally so he can't remember the details.<br />
* The trolls can't do anything about Max. He is a bad boy. One suggests googling [[The Miscreants]].<br />
* A troll makes a joke. Chris laughs, says that it's funny, but says he isn't in the mood to laugh.<br />
* A troll asks Chris if he can tell a story. Chris interrupts: "Sure. Once upon a time..."<br />
* Chris is looking at The Miscreants' website.<br />
* Chris looks over Miscreant operatives and operations, detailing various acts of trolling against him. He seems to have minimal reaction to this list of various 'friends' and what they were assigned to get from him.<br />
* [[PandaHalo]] being alive yields no response.<br />
* The trolls says that nothing on the site is too bad. The Miscreants are either afraid of or testing Chris.<br />
* Chris says that the [[ED]] page stops him from getting a job.<br />
* Chris thanks the trolls for their input. He'll update his mom and ask for gas money.<br />
* The trolls says that he needs to assert himself against his mother; she should respect him on his birthday.<br />
* Chris says today is [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral, so he has to wait to get his and his mum's emotions out of the way before he puts his foot down.<br />
* [[Clyde]] enters, sings happy birthday to 'Mister [[Sonichu]]'.<br />
* Chris asks if he's going to be hurt or arrested when he goes to Cleveland.<br />
* Clyde says he only wants to make sure he will never touch a woman; as he's not a man. He welcomes Chris to Miscreant HQ.<br />
* Chris is going to talk to his mom and will come to Cleveland in the next few days.<br />
* Clyde says he's doing this because Chris is a terrible person.<br />
* Julie is not a captive, she's having the time of her life.<br />
* Chris is off to eat and rest for the funeral. Clyde will send chocolates. Chris will talk to his mum after the funeral.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his Oedipus complex}}<br />
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'''Fan 1''': From what I read there's a way to take ownership of the files that are unaccounted for.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> um... Hey everybody, I have- I have a-I have a question.<br /><br />
'''High-pitched Fan''': Umm, sure!<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> From my understanding Max took Julie over to what is called "HQ".<br /><br />
'''Fan 3''': Headquarters?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah. And uh, yeah. And uh, Clyde is setting things up over there. So uh, just wanna know uh, is Clyde planning on, like, to hurt me or get me into jail or anything like that if I go over to Cleveland to pick up Julie myself over at the HQ?<br /><br />
'''Fan''': I dunno.<br><br />
'''High-pitched Fan''': I'm not sure, I'm just doing homework.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Uh hey, let me fix something here. Hold on a minute.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright, so nobody here knows, knows uh, has anybody here actually been to this HQ? This headquarters?<br /><br />
'''Fan''': I don't even know what that is, I just got here 15 minutes ago.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': I don't know what that is.<br /><br />
'''High-pitched Fan''': I just got here, too. I'm doing homework right now.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sigh]'' Ahhhh...yeah, uh, Max, Julie's brother, uh, pretty much spirited away Julie, took her to the HQ, to the Headquarters, where The Miscreants, I think they were called are, and now, uh, Max wants me to come over to Cleveland within the next five days to pick up Julie from the Headquarters. And I'm just trying to find out, uh, if Clyde is planning, if he's uh, going to put me, going to try to force me in jail or hurt me or anything like that.<br><br />
'''Fan''': Hmmm.<br><br />
'''Fan''': Hmmm.<br><br />
'''High-pitched Fan''': That would be unfortunate.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': I highly doubt it.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Highly doubt it.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': From what it seems Clyde is just trying to scare you.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I see.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Yeah, I think he's lying.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': I think that if you actually go up there it would show him that you are very serious about, you know, your feelings towards Julie, I had a whole big list of things I was about to say now and they just went boom. So to just to the chase here I'd just say go for it. And I'm pretty sure, if anything, Clyde would actually shake your hand and say, "Congratulations, you've finally done it."<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Yeah, you should go and show him that you truly care about your sweetheart.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sigh]'' Ok. ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you see, one thing is, uh, I mean I-I understand is that it's like a 400 mile 7 hour drive, according to MapQuest, between my address and... Max's address? But, yeah well Julie is living with Max, her older brother. Yeah, but anyway I was, anyway I was, still feeling like insecure about the trip, especially since like uh, you know even though I am an adult, I should respect my mother's and my father's wishes. And uh, still a little bit on the, you know, still gonna need a few-few dollars to get me to uh, Cleveland.<br><br />
'''1Fan''': Chris, I'm gonna say this.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yes. I'm listening.<br><br />
'''1Fan''': If you truly love someone. Truly in your heart love someone, no force in the world, be it distance, be it a physical obstacle, anything, can stop you from being with that person. And protecting that person that you care about that much. This is one of life's little tests, Chris. And you need to take it head on.<br><br />
'''Fan''': Yeah. And I guess in less than 20 minutes you'll be 27.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': Happy birthday, by the way.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Actually, actually, thank you, actually, I was born at 5:30 in the morning. [long pause] Actually I understand love is priceless. But you gotta understand that there are limits on uh, on the distance. I mean love is priceless, but you know, I have to do all the work to uh, get there.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Chris? Chris, what kind of mileage does your car get?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> 35 highway. 25 city.<br><br />
'''High-pitched fan''': That's pretty good!<br><br />
'''Fan''': I wouldn't worry about it. And if you do get caught in some kind of trouble there are nice people out there,someone can help you. You have a cell phone, right?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Um, ok. Yeah.<br><br />
'''Fan''': There you go! You have no problem, man.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah listen, that's another thing, that my mom, y'know my mom is like you know, she's gonna be telling me, don't go, don't go, I worry about you, and she [[Obesity|watches a lot of television]] and it's like I'm trying, I've been trying, to get her to let me go to Julie in Cleveland...<br><br />
'''Fan''': Chris, I-I think you have to show your mom that you truly love Julie.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, but my- then my mom is also a bit jealous of me loving-a loving another woman... more than her. I mean I know, I mean I understand she's in a situation like, "cut the umbilical cord" you would say, I'm sure. But still, I have to respect my mother, very much.<br><br />
'''1Fan''': Well, Chris, you, you pay them for your room and board, right?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': Is there anything they do to support you that you don't pay for? Other than just,you know, their moral support.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> They uh, they give me food, and they uh, they also pay for my gas as well. And plus the [[Son-Chu|car I drive]] is actually my mother's car.<br><br />
'''Fan''': Oh...<br><br />
'''1Fan''': Sorry, I gotta use voice activity because I'm tired of pressing my button here. And I'm gonna go on a rant here. Chris, I'm going to tell you a little story. Um, I've had the same problem back when I was younger, but, it was back when I was 18...<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[Interrupts]'' Alright but uh, alright...<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': When I turned 18. Let me tell you this, because it's very relevant to the situation.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Let me just say, uh, a thing though. It's like, I don't want to leave home without saying goodbye, though. That's not the kind of person I am. It's like I want to give my mom at least a notice-amount of time that, like, y'know, I'm going over to Cleveland, and I wanna uh, make sure I have uh, her uh, consent, like you know, she's saying "it's alright, have a safe trip, come back soon." It's not like uh, I mean at this point she's like uh, she doesn't want me to go. But I'm just sayin'. Hey, unmute the rascal, please.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': ''[Laughs once]''<br><br />
'''Muffled Fan''': It was just echo.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Oh uh, I'm sorry. Anyway I'm done, you understood me there, rascal, right?<br /><br />
'''Troll''': It's 5:30 in the morning where, exactly?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> 5:30 Eastern Standard Time I was born in [[Honest Content|Martha Jefferson Hospital]] in [[Charlottesville]].<br><br />
'''Fan''': Thank you!<br><br />
'''Other fan''': That's what I needed.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': Ok. [pause]<br><br />
'''Muffled Fan''': You know, a little bit of planning if it's only gonna be so many days, you're only gonna spend this much money [inaudible] it's-it's really not hard to plan a trip, I've taken tons.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, but also, you know she does worry about me and I could be set up to be hurt, or turned into the police and arrested when I get there.<br><br />
'''Fan''': What would you have to do to be taken by the police?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, but also, uh, same thing happened before when I was about to go to [[Blanca]]. My mom didn't want me to go because it could have been a setup, like she would have been setting me up, like she would have been [[Pedofork|underaged]], and then right there I'd be turned into the police.<br><br />
'''Fan''': That's entrapment, Chris.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, but y'know, I can tell in my heart that Julie is 19. I mean, I'm sure that Max can vouch for her age. Because you know, even though she did send me her ID, her scanned ID as an image, her birthdate is blurred out. So it's hard to tell the year.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Besides Chris, have you ever seen ''[[Wikipedia:To Catch a Predator|To Catch a Predator]]?'' Whenever they do their sting operations, they always have their fake underage boy or girl, whatever, always tells the person multiple times that they are not of legal age, it's like "Oh yeah, you know I'm 13 right?" And the person doesn't care. Which is why they get caught with child pornography or whatever charges they get caught on.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright, well, she repeatedly told me, she repeatedly informed me she was 19.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': So if it was in fact a sting operation of some kind, you would be charged with nothing. Because you were not told she was underage. Besides, all of us already know she actually is 19.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Mmm hm.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright. Yeah. Yeah. Wait a moment, I'll be right back, okay? I'll be right back.<br /><br />
'''High-pitched troll''': Anyone know how to do quadratic equations?<br /><br />
'''Fan''': I haven't done those since I was in high school. I don't remember.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[Sound of Chris clumsily sitting back down at his computer and letting out a small sigh]'' I just went downstairs to see if I could bring my mom up here so she could talk to y'all but she's asleep right now.<br /><br />
<font color="#D44942">'''Max''':</font> ''[Diabolical laughter]''<br><br />
'''Fan''': What the?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Wait a minute, just a moment ago did I just hear Max, who quotes himself as being named Julie's brother, did he just give an evil laugh?<br><br />
'''Fan''': I think so.<br><br />
'''Fan''': Looks like it.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, so that just brings up some suspicion right there. I mean I'm just doing... you did not have to mute him to hear what he had to say! Oh, he just told me on Skype he's watching [[Family Guy]].<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Which episode?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> He says "Mine... thing is on voice activated" Oh, it's the one... oh, I love that episode! It's the one where Meg sings. Becomes a pop star. Gets a makeover.<br /><br />
'''High-pitched troll''': Oh, I remember that one!<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, I have that episode downloaded on my [[PS3|PlayStation 3]].<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Chris, now is probably the best time if you're gonna actually go and do this, to do it. I know your mom's asleep, but...<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I cannot do it now, I have to go to my aunt Corina's funeral this afternoon.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': True. It's just kind of part of life. In a sense.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': God is testing you on your 27th birthday, Chris.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sigh]'' He's tested me before on the same situation as well. But yeah I guess I should talk to my mom better about that. You know tell her that I'll let her know that I have been assured numerously that it's not a setup. I mean even Max will back me up on that.<br><br />
'''1Fan''': Chris, what if she says no?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Really. Hmm. Really. Hmm. So what you're saying here is all the times I've received calls from trolls, telling me to F-off, or I'm a S-head, they've just been basically wanting me to prove myself and not out to hurt me or anything.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Did you receive any calls today or something?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah. It's just that I received a call earlier, and that's where I learned Max found [[Sex tape|the video I sent to Julie of her own consent]], she asked me to send her a video, and then you see, he said it got uploaded to YouTube, so I assume that uh, I mean at first I was shocked but then realized that since her brother, uh, Max was a troll at himself at one point or another that he probably found it and uploaded it.<br><br />
'''Fan''': Um, Chris.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> And also, on that note, the girl who called me to tell me about that, uh, accused Julie of being a troll herself on that note.<br><br />
'''Fan''': Was she? She can't be a troll.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, I know. I believed- I mean, I believe in Julie and I still believe in her that she is not a troll, and that she is a wonderful, sweet caring 19-year-old, who wrote me, who hand-wrote me a very nice letter, and sent it to me in the mail, and sent me her printed pictures that her friend took of her.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Yeah. Yeah. She wouldn't be interested in trolling. She's been trolled all her life by the Georgian government. Based on what she told me.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I'm sorry could you repeat that?<br /><br />
'''Fan''': She doesn't have time to be a troll, she's been trolled all her life by the Georgian government.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> The Georg- OH, the country of Georgia. Yeah, I did research on that when I was trying to find Molvanîa on a map.<br><br />
'''Screwhead''': It's weird, my books, my old books have Molvanîa on the maps.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': You couldn't find it?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> So wait a minute Screwhead, you're saying that you have a book, that has Molvanîa?<br /><br />
'''Fan''': That's funny, I was told it was unrecognized.<br /><br />
'''Screwhead''': I have old books, but maybe the Mexican government is to recognize a country. You know, different from the American government.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Say, Screwhead, can you uh, can you uh, darn the echo, but anyway, could you find on the internet, a map of Molvanîa and its neighboring countries? I mean because I can tell right now that it's been neighboring Georgia. From what I understand, from what Julie told me, and her other friend told me as well.<br /><br />
'''Screwhead''': Chris, you know that Mexico's not a very developed country. It didn't have internet until a couple years ago. So I'm pretty sure that...<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[Loudly interrupts]'' Yeah, I understand that, I understand, I also understand that Molvanîa's 50 miles radius.<br><br />
'''Fan''': So I don't think I can find it. The old books are long gone. We had to burn them because we had to heat our house with fire, and we had to burn them.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [[Chris and remorse|Oh, that's sad,]] but I'm talkin' 'bout, you know, I'm asking if you know where I can find a map like you had in your books on the internet.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': You would just have to look around, I would assume.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> You know what, I did internet searches, but it's like I find a map of Molvanîa, the country, but I'm not finding a map of Molvanîa and its ''neighboring'' countries.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': I'm so sorry Chris but I don't think I can find it, I don't think there's a scan or something of the book, it's like, a schoolbook or something and they change every year, it's, I don't think so, sorry.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I see. Um, but listen, Max is telling me that he is not a troll and he uh, ask y'all what they think, because he said that y'all don't seem to care.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Mmm. I dunno.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Oh, oh. He said tell them that he ''is'' a troll. I misread it.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Uh...<br><br />
'''Fan''': Chris, you said that some trolls came in here earlier. What did they tell you?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Clyde was a [client?] among that group. Whole buncha stuff. They got to me emotionally. So it's hard for me to remember the details.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Oh. I see. I'm sorry, Chris. You should enforce security on this channel.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': Did you get any calls from the trolls today?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah but ayway. Just answer Max's question, he sent, you know, he is a troll, and what you think, because y'all don't seem to care what he's saying here.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': What's he gonna do?<br><br />
'''Fan''': We can't do anything.<br><br />
'''High-pitched Troll''': He's a bad boy.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': He's a bad boy, but I don't think you can do anything about that.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I told them what you did, Max. About spirting away Julie. To headquarters. To your headquarters.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': Chris, like I said earlier this is them testing you. We really can't do much but give you our support.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Mmm hm.<br><br />
'''1Fan''': We can sit there and shout at the trolls all we want, but, in the end, this is up to you, man. ''You'' have to go out and do something. ''You've'' got to get her back.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': This is the start of a new life for you. In about six hours.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Oh, he said you'd prefer if I can call it ''Miscreant'' Headquarters. ''[Chris gets confused]'' Oh, actually he says ''he'd'' prefer it if I called it Miscreant Headquarters.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': ''[Mock contempt]'' I don't care what they are.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': You could Google it. It's like an organization, right? Maybe they have a web page or something<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[General sighing noises]''<br><br />
'''Fan''': Rascal is not interested.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': Rascal is more interested in things like soda.<br /><br />
''[Laughter from the Trolls and Chris]''<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> That's a little funny. I'm just not in the mood to laugh right now.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': Well, I mean, we don't blame you. It's kinda a serious situation you're in right now.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': I think I found the website. Hold on a second.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uh, don't worry about looking it. He told me to Google it, so I'm loading my web browser now.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': It's ''[unintelligible]'' only. I don't know if you can find it, really.<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': Chris, can I tell you a story?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright, once upon a time...<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': It's not really a 'Once upon a time' kinda story. I meant to tell you this earlier, but I mean I got kinda cut off.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I understand, so, uh, what's the story?<br /><br />
'''1Fan''': I was in a similar situation as you. Um, not as serious as this but still in the whole case of um, y'know, having conflicting interests between parents and my own personal interests. Um, basically what it ended up with was, I left my house. Um, I had just turned eighteen and I didn't feel that a rule that was set by my parents was too logical, in a sense. It's like you can't enforce home rule- like, parental rules on a child if he's not a child anymore. So I was told "don't come home." So I didn't. I stayed out of the house for almost a week. I survived off of twenty dollars, and stayed at a friend's house. Kept going to school and everything. Um, and one day my mom called me crying, apologizing for putting me through that. And since then she's had nothing but respect for me. Because she knows that if she were to do that again I could easily survive. And now you're in the same situation right now. Your mom is holding you back, she's holding you from getting what you want, getting what you need. And you really need to... you really need to break that. You need to cut that cord. And its gonna hurt at first, yeah. It's gonna hurt both of you. But once it's over with...<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sighs heavily]''<br><br />
'''1Fan''': ...things will be much better, and you will both be so much happier, and you will have Julie.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> I see. Yeah. Alright. Yeah I just put up, I just co-I just put up a link to the route myself, it's the miscreant page I just found.<br><br />
''[pause]''<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> ''[sigh]''<br><br />
'''Fan''': Found something? ''[pause]'' Oh...oh.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Oh<br /><br />
'''F1''': Their leader is a cat<br /><br />
'''F2''': hahaha<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> A cat?<br><br />
'''F2''': Yeah<br><br />
'''F1''': I (something) these guys seriously because their leader is a cat<br /><br />
'''F2''': Yeah, their leader is a kitty. A fluffy kitty with a person (something)<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''sigh''] Well this... You Know that's funny because uh... Yes I'm not seeing the cat on the uh what I'm having, but I'm reading both the link I copy and pasted from the skype window and the link the he posted, that max himself typed in and it's the same thing. and uh I'm not seeing the cat<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Oh<br><br />
'''F2''': Yeah, that's what we're looking at<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Oh, yeah I see that<br /><br />
'''F3''': Looks like they're pretty organized, you know this troll<br /><br />
'''F1''': Look at their code names<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, I'm checking out their operations, let's see. Um. [begins to read from the site] Alright operations E, say. Operative Evan. Status alive and enjoying life. Go test the waters of the one known as chris chan notable accomplishments. Yeah uhh<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Masturbating and Squirting<br /><br />
'''F2''': Hmmm<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Then operation J, that's Jason. Alive and having sex, Compile information on the one known as Chris Chan. hacking the emails. Then operation B. Blanca. Alive and smoking. test the vulnerability of the one known as Chris chan. Destroy the medallion. Operation P, Panda. Alive and at my side, discovered a sexual nature. Gained a free PSP. I sent her that from my own heart. It was a pink PSP that I had originally gotten it for Megan but then she dumped me and I just held on to it for a while and I uh sent it to her so... shoot<br /><br />
'''F3''': Chris, are this true, did this really happen to you?<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> uh what?<br /><br />
'''F3''': The things that they say they've done here, they're pretty awful you know<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uh yeah, Uh yeah some, yea most of which yeah, and then opera- operative L, uhh name lord, public name, uhh, name, say that, uhh name the lord and in practice he says the female, and then the public name the man in the pickle suit, status unknown know operatives, get-obtain sensitive documents of the one known as chris chan, and a notable accomplishment, getting nude pictures and a dvd. Known as operative L. I mean how can I see these at uhh on the website here that I'm looking at. The uh miscreants page that I uh, that the link is on, on the side here yeah I'm looking at that website. I just read you the four operations and the operative that they had<br /><br />
'''F2''': hmmm (something)<br><br />
'''F2''': the cat with a person (something) in it<br><br />
'''F3''': It's a cute cat<br /><br />
'''High Pitch Fan''': It's adorable<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> It's a cat, that's all I was going to say<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uh it's probably from a movie or something, or it could be a youtube video, or any generic gif<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''Typing''] hmm so anyway those of y'all who just saw this web pa- uh this website, d'y'all still feel that they're (burp) scuse me, d'y'all still feel that uh<br /><br />
'''F1''': [''Interrupting''] That they're harmless?<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> d'y'all still feel, well yeah they're harmless for one thing but uh, basically if they're just testing me they want me to come out there and that they're not gonna do any harm to me<br /><br />
'''F1''': from looking at their operations, what have they done that's really that serious, They've had, I mean they have all this information on you right, they could have done so much worse to you in the past and they still haven't done it, either they're afraid of you or they're trying to just test you, I'm going to go with just test you<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uhh yeah but yeah but y'all did see the Ed Page,<br /><br />
Fans either say yes or no<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> That is pretty much the majority of the work there with those documents, and uh information<br /><br />
'''F4''': I avoid it,<br><br />
'''F2''': Yeaahhh you got to forget about it<br /><br />
'''F4''': I avoid it because ed is ''[Chris is heard over the top here with a loud AHHHHHHH]'' by ed shitheads<br><br />
'''F2''': what's done is done, you must move on<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah, I'm just saying they have done something, they done things with that information, I'm suppose you're right they could of done worse but you know the worse their doing is preventing me from getting a job because that ED page is practically the first thing now days that's looked up when you punch in my name in a google search or any related search, search... uh search sites<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">''''Chris'':</font> sigh, well I appreciate y'all's input so let me just see if I remember what I've learned, yeah, I should definitely, try to, let my, try to (something) let my mum know that I'm going to pick up Julie, that I should tell here that I should be back in like a certain amount of timer or uh days<br><br />
'''F1''': It shouldn't take you more than two days, it's true<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah that's depending, that's depending if I start in the morning, anyway yeah in addition to that I should definitely that I have her, that I have the continual monetary support. But I ah because you know I'm still going to need the money for the gas to and fro. And (something) expense and the wealth of money I could (something)<br><br />
'''F1''': Chris what you just need to worry about now is asserting yourself towards your mother, you really gotta put your foot down man<br /><br />
''[F2 and F1 talk over each other for a bit]''<br><br />
'''F1''': She's gotta respect you on your birthday, it's your special day man.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah but it's also, but this yeah it's also my Aunt Corina's day because it's her funeral, so I gotta let that pass before it and get my emotions and let her get her emotions outta the way and then i can put my foot down. Hello Clyde. Yeah yeah, Hello to Clyde.<br><br />
'''F4''': oh wait Clyde's here<br><br />
'''F2''': Uh ohhh<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Brooding and slow'') Happy Birthday...to you. Happy birthday...to you. Happy birthday...Mr. Sonichu. Happy birthday...to you<br><br />
'''F2''': Ohhhhh dear...<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright, well listen Clyde, I've just been- I-I've waiting patiently and talking to these...nice people here. But anyway, I just wanted to hear from you that uh, you know, I come pick up Julie. I'm not gonna, I just wanted to hear from you that I'm not gonna get harmed, or turned into the police, or anything like that. <br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Of course not! We-we're just gonna make sure that you never, ever, ever, you know (''long pause'') uhh I've been drinking...anyway! Never touch a woman because uh you know, you're not a man<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uhh yeah, but basically I'm allowed to pick up Julie over at you headquarters?<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Sure! If you can do that, I dunno if you can drive or anything. Driving must be pretty hard for you (''snorts'')<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Yeah well I can...yeah, well I just...as I have told these uh, nice people, uh...yeah, I'm going to uh, talk to my mother some more and uh, put my foot down, and uh you know uh...you know, make my own- and hopefully I'll get uh I'll ha-uh have the money on me for the gas that I need for the trip. And uh...you know, within the next few days I WILL come down to Cleveland and pick up Julie myself.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Well, bring your love man, because love's like...love's like... a bunch of stuff...you know?<br /><br />
'''F5''': Clyde, Clyde why are you doing this? Why are you doing this?<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Why am I doing this? Maaaan. Well uh yeah well. Because Chris is a terrible person, he's like lied to me and stuff. Like, yeah.<br><br />
'''F5''': He's not a terrible person, he's my hero!<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Overlapping with Chris'')Well, you have a terrible friggin' hero. Pick superman. Superman's awesome.<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> (''Overlapping with Clyde'') Yeah well but uh let me see if I can put it more simpler terms, as uh, compared to what all y'all nice people have uh, described for me. Clyde, you have...you just basically just want to test me for being a true person, and that's why you're holding Julie captive in your "headquarters".<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> She's not really captive, she's having the time of her life! We've given her every god damn loving you couldn't provide (''Evil laughter'')<br><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Well, anyway uh...you basically want me to test my uh, love for-love for Julie's. And uh so (''pause'') and uh you just want me to finally show that [[Tomgirl|I'm a man]], and that I can uh...stand up myself and do what I want like a man should. And uh, that's tha-basically it in a nutshell, isn't it?<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Lazily'') Sure, that's perfect.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Ok. Alright well listen I gotta go get [[McDonalds|something to eat]]. So uh...and then I should rest up for the funeral, sooo...so another time I'll come back into the mumble. But, you know, but (''background noise'') but shortly after, you know...shortly after I will, shortly after the funeral I will be coming down to uh Cleveland and I will pick Julie up, and I will uh, have her, have her and me spend a little time together, maybe at uh- maybe over at Max's house, and then I'll bring her back here. [[14 Branchland Court|To my house]].<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> Ok, if you do make it I'll give you a box of chocolates, okay? A box of chocolates!<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Uh you don't have, you don't have to give me anything. Mmmm. Maybe just a handshake, and a promise that you'll uh, disband [[Miscreants|this organization]], and that you'll not do this anymore-<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> [''Interrupting'']-sure bro.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Ok. Alright. Ok, we'll- I'll talk to my mom later and put my foot down, because right now she's sleeping, and then I have that funeral to worry about. So after the funeral, I will. (''Amidst background noise'') Talk to her and put my foot down.<br /><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''Slurring his words'') Alright bro, have fun.<br /><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> Alright... yeah, ok, well. The majority of y'all take care and, you know, just...mingle amongst yourselves for now. Take--''[Chris is cut off]''<br><br />
(''There is a short pause, followed by a sudden outbreak of noise from the trolls'')<br><br />
'''High-pitched Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I didn't see the ending of that...<br /><br />
'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') Fuck that faggot!<br /><br />
'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I can't believe that...<br /><br />
'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I'll break his GUTS!<br /><br />
'''Hispanic Fan''': He's a fucking faggot!<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Yeah.<br><br />
(''Lots of background noise: Clyde tries to speak overtop of them'')<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> (''In perfect English, without a hint of slurring'') What if he does...if he pulls another shit like he did like [[Miyamoto emails|Redmond]] when he was like, "Oh yeah I just got back, and now Julie's laying in my bed, but I'm not gonna put her on camera! Hahahaha!"<br><br />
'''Fan''': Hey, Blue. Blue.<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> I swear to god, the whole...<br /><br />
<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike''':</font> What? (''Trolls speaks overtop of him'') Did you notice what I did?<br><br />
'''Fan''': Yeah! Dude, I was gonna say. Nice touch with the whole "Light Yagami" laugh thing.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Yeah, that was great.<br><br />
<font color="#009900">'''Clyde''':</font> I was gonna give him a box of chocolates, man! A box of chocolates!<br /><br />
'''Fan''': (''Annoyingly'') [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Box of chocolates!]]<br><br />
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[[Category:Mumble chats]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mumble_7&diff=196905Mumble 72016-03-29T17:49:01Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13 [[February 2009]].<br />
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This chat appears to be the genesis for the "Power" videos in which Chris attempts and fails to prove his [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[CWC Fighter|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialize for several months.<br />
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==Summary==<br />
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* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologize or show concern.<br />
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.<br />
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].<br />
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.<br />
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to color. Refuses to use color pencils or Photoshop to color, saying he prefers the markers.<br />
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.<br />
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris's dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.<br />
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''<br />
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.<br />
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.<br />
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.<br />
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored.<br />
* Insists that [[:File:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu]] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.<br />
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.<br />
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.<br />
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.<br />
* Chris is OK with blue hair.<br />
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.<br />
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.<br />
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].<br />
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.<br />
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.<br />
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practice and learn skills for later.<br />
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.<br />
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog. The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.<br />
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularized by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].<br />
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the Audiobooks made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.<br />
* He doesn't mind fanfics that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.<br />
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.<br />
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.<br />
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.<br />
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.<br />
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags|racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.<br />
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.<br />
* He'd marry an Asian.<br />
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will lose her [[pickle|dick]].<br />
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.<br />
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.<br />
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.<br />
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.<br />
* Chris might release his DVD one day.<br />
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.<br />
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.<br />
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he is reassured that this would be legal, he says he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.<br />
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humor displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.<br />
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.<br />
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]]. Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.<br />
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.<br />
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.<br />
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.<br />
* Chris says that he is patriotic. Asked to sing the national anthem, he instead mangles a few lines of "My Country, 'Tis of Thee". He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|The fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].<br />
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.<br />
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.<br />
* Chris gives more advice on homos and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.<br />
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.<br />
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.<br />
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.<br />
* "Those who can't, teach"<br />
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.<br />
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.<br />
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.<br />
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].<br />
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''<br />
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.<br />
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.<br />
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.<br />
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
===Chris proves he is straight===<br />
'''Guy:''' Chris!<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hey y'all! ''[echoes]''<br><br />
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned.<br><br />
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hey y'all.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris-[gets cut off by another guy]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh you know, can't com- it's uh, can't complain.<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' [unintelligible] so Chris<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yup?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Uh... I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w-... other girls, and she broke up with me.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she's calling me a pervert. I-I don't understand this.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Did you... did you ex- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s-... try, uh, you should try wr-, you should tr-, uh, do you know her email address?<br><br />
[''pause'']<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> So, uh Chris-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, visited, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, he didn't s...sit in any uh, part of the room.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Huh. Hmm.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's [[Gal pal|gal-pals]]?<br><br />
'''Fan:''' No.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm... well, you should try to... like wr- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai-, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' What should I write?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Well I-<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> [unintelligible interruption]<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I don't really understand what was the point of the posters in the first place?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ''[sigh]'' it's... ''[sigh]'' if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. Well, then I guess he is a [[Homos|homo]].<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write the- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really religious and st- she said that like, uh, you know, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, the uhh, the like, Playboy in my room.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. Well, your- apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] that open minded that time. So, you know, give her time to reh-cover, she'll uh, she might op- she might open up.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, w-why did-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> [unintelligible interruption]<br><br />
'''Fan:''' -you suggest it?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I was trying to see if he, to, I was trying to s-help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I know, but, do you have uh, [Fans talking] Playboy posters in your room?<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' [unclear] I'm very forward.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ''[clears throat]'' Well, I didn't really have too many oppor- too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Maybe, maybe not, [Fan grunts] it just depends on their point of view.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> ''[unintelligible]''<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Julie, are you there?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Yes.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> ''[breaks up]''<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, What will, what was that? [Echoes]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie'''</span> Yes I would, kind of.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean...<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well, that's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Do you have... [unclear] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I see, Julie. Well that's fine.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah...<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I...I respect that.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my...my girlfriend.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, that's fine Julie, I respect your, I respect that. Just-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey, can I ask you a question? If uh, he's done?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh-<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh, uh, one more thing, um, you know I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like,<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' [''unintelligible'']<br><br />
'''Fan:''' to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it i-if, am I right?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> I think you're right.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I...I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> You're right.<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' I-I m-mean [line breaks temporarily] Y-you shouldn't have to reassure yours-self. You should just be knowing it, and nothing anybody says, should get very, uh...<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, but, it's ve-ah-very-but you see, I have like, I have that [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] in my room, it's just, so that like, you know, for in case I have any-for in case I have any random thoughts, on account really, to tempt me.<br><br />
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]''<br><br />
'''Other Guy:''' I-I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts, if you know you're ''positive'' about it, you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh- [gets cut off by Chris in the background] ...never mind, [fat douchebag?]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask her question.<br /><br />
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===7:08 Julie asks about shotacon===<br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a shotacon?[slightly cut off]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> What's a sho-[cuts off again]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ...What's a...''short''?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Shot-[cuts off third time, pretty obvious she's saying ''shota'']-<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Dude, shota.<br><br />
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, shota.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ssshhhh...shota?<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, S-H-O-A-T-A [sic].<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh, it's a word he found online.<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, [baby?], yeah.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I never heard of that word.<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' Hmm.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I dunno, if you want to look it up, you can probably find out on an online dictionary...<br /><br />
''[pause, and a weary sigh from someone other than Chris]''<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'll-I'll take a look. Hang on.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I know some Japanese and I think I've heard that somewhere, like in a magazine or something.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, it's some of that Japanese shit.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. Probably is. Three moments, I'll look it up.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Okay!<br /><br />
''[pause, Chris's radio is audible]''<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ...Whoops, that was the wrong one. The wrong bookmark.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' S-H-O-T-A.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I know, I just get the wrong bookmark for...place I wi-for like...dictionary-type website that I have.<br><br />
''[pause, Chris's keyboard taps are audible]''<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Uhhh...Chris?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Ok, now that Julie's done with her question, I also had one.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' He has to find what that means first.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Oh, ''I'm sorry''.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Shit, ah shit, I've just found it on Wikipedia. It's, uh, it's a ma-it's a Japanese name. It's a name of a person. In Japan.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Really.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's a Japanese name. I think it's-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh no no, I think you're looking at the wrong thing, it's S- S-H-O-T-A-C-O-N.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> S-H- I mean- O-T-A-C-O-N? Shotacon?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' It's the same thing, just put C-O-N at the end.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' I've read it in a dictionary before, can't remember what it means...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh, oh! Okay, here it is, uh..."shotacon, sometimes shortened to shota, is Japanese slang of the phrase 'Shotaro Complex'"...uh..."that describes the attraction to young boys or an individual with such an attraction".<br /><br />
''[Disgusted reactions heard]''<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh my god, what the fuck?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' There's lots of sick people. Y'all are gonna get ricked?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Someone from 4 cent garbage came in and told us to look that up, I didn't-I didn't even want to.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' I guess he's a homo...<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Don't worry I banned him already.<br /><br />
'''Girl:''' Um, Chris, Vivian wants to know if you can like, turn your radio down a bit, it's distracting.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yes, please turn it down.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I thought that was quiet enough, here.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Oh, no, the lady'll probably pick it up<br /><br />
'''Girl:''' Alright cool. Merci.<br><br />
<br />
===10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies===<br />
<br />
'''Another Fan:''' Okay, um, I have a question, um, I like to draw-[interrupted by mumbling]-I like to draw comics and such, I mean I want to start up a webcomic. What kind of materials do you use?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Um, like, you mean for drawing?<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Yes.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well mostly I just use like, uh, paper without lines, like, computer printer paper you can get in, like, Wal-Mart, for an inexpensive price in multiples.<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay-<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> And then I use like an RES—RSVP-brand pen with the black ink.<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Oh okay, is it like, um, a gel pen or a ballpoint pen or-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's like a ballpoint, it's like a ballpoint pen.<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Oh.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' What do you use to color?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I use Crayola brand markers.<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I would like to—I would—I would—I would recommend getting the Super Tip 50-pack which you can also find at the Wal-Mart.<br><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay. I-[interrupted by someone else on chat]<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' That's basically-<br><br />
'''Another Fan:''' At Wal-Mart I usually get the 24-color RoseArts. Those are—those do pretty good too.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uhhhh, Vivian, just so you—just so you know, I'm using the microphone that came with Hey You, Pikachu for Nintendo Sisty-Four [sic].<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, yeah no, no offense, but uh, personally I prefer like, colored pencils and shit cause-[Chris mumbling is heard]-they're like easier to erase. Photoshop [''unintelligible'']<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> If you want to use colored pencils that's fine, I'm not, uh, saying that you have to use Crayola markers-<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey Chris, can I ask you a question?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Why don't you use colored pencils? They're really good, you should try one on like, at least one page, just try one. One page with just colored pencils.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' But um, actually, you can—you can scan your drawings and then color—color them in like, Photoshop or something. [rest of chat murmurs in agreement] That looks really professional, and really good.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, I prefer using the markers.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's just that I-I mean—I mean I've tried—I mean I've colored with colored pencils before, and I just feel best with using markers.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> I have a question, um, uh, the Hey You Pikachu microphone, how does that work on the, you're using that on your computer? Did you say?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah it's just, yeah, it's like you plug it into uh, into the basic microphone jack.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Oh, yeah, yeah.<br /><br />
'''Girl:''' Excuse me, I have a nice little Plantronics headset.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Um-<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Hey Chris can I ask you a question?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, yeah, hang on a second, uh... uh, Omicron, that's uh, you're basically, uh, you're basically plagiarizing here. You're even using, uh, parts of my original drawings to, uh, make up your so called real ones and, you're just—you're just parroting—you're just plagiarizing-<br><br />
'''Fan:''' That's dirty and illegal.<br><br />
[''Unintelligible mumbling'']<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, you said so yourself, you're being illegal. And plus, and plus I'm-<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, isn't combining Sonic with Pikachu the same thing?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, but, but, but but also, look at this, also I'm looking at this site here, it said, he's claiming the copyright for himself, but he's, but he's not. I mean that's like, but he's, he—he says<br /><br />
'''Foreign Sounding Guy:''' You need to ban him immediately.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, ban him immediately.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Oh wait wait wait wait wait...<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah maybe you should check-[interrupted by loud noise, probably Chris]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah well he said that, he's saying that all of Sonichu material is copyrighted by him, when it's clearly not.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah but you use Sonic and Pikachu, and you copyrighted it-<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' He just offered to give you credit-[interrupted by noisy chatter]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I mean, I put, I mean, yeah but, I mean, I'm talking about the—the Omnicron [sic] guy here, that's like, just put this link here.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh he offered to give you credit-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Yes that's the same thing you did.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well no no, he, no-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' We decided-<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No he's plagiarizing MY Sonichu.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' We just decided [unintelligible]<br><br />
'''Foreign Sounding Guy:''' [unintelligible]<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Chris it's, it's a parody, kinda like Sonichu is.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah but he—yeah, but he's saying, he said—he—on his front page he says, all Sonichu material-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah but he's, he just offered to change it, so are you okay with that?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> By changing it to Sonichu X-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' No, he said he'll give you credit instead of claiming it for himself.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, uh, yeah I would appreciate that, that would be better, yeah, if... he changed that.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Alright cool.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Problem solved.<br><br />
<br />
===15:02 Chris talks about dildos to prove his strength===<br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey Chris?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yes Julie.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Do you think you could tell everyone about my idea? And, since you're going to do it do you think you could tell everyone so they could look out for it?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, your idea... um, oh oh oh, yeah, just basically a video of me standing up to Clyde and showing him how strong I am, doin' a few kicks for the camera or something-<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, you should throw some punches, show him what you're made of, you know?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Kick, punch, it's all in the mind ''etc.''<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I basically... I pretty much did that when I...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Let him talk, c'mon!<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I pretty much did - already proved my strength when I... ripped that... ''dildo'' in half.<br /><br />
[incoherent: too many people]<br><br />
'''Foreign-Sounding Guy:''' Most dildos come apart for cleaning.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' C'mon.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah but that thing was screwed together at the seam.<br /><br />
[incoherent: too many people]<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Ok listen to me...<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey Chris...<br /><br />
'''Deep-Voiced Guy:''' Eh Chris!<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> ...could you do a like further test of your strength for me?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ''[stress sigh]'' Yeah...<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> I wanna see how strong you are please.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ...That's fine, I can do that.<br /><br />
'''Other Fan:''' I mean that's ok, you showed your strength, but you should show her your moves. Like show her, like, what kind of moves you can do.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris, let me tell you a story about how this'll work, ok. See, my, uh, one of my cousins, uh, this guy at school, kept, y'know, picking on him, calling him gay and stuff, and trying to fight with him, and my cousin told him to sss- y'know, one day, the guy said "Hey man, I'm gonna beat you up" and my cousin said "Look, if I show you some of my moves, I'll prove to you I can kick your ass in a fight" and so my cousin, y'know, he stepped back and, he took, uh, he took Taekwondo, and he did a couple moves, y'know? He just stood there for like five minutes just doing his moves, and, y'know, some punches and kicks and... The guy just backed right off; he didn't even want to talk to him any more. So I think that should work.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> All right, well I'll try that. I'll try that.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' All right. Sounds good.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' You try- you always mention about how you're straight but yet in your video about you crushing a dildo, uh, doesn't that kinda like, y'know, not help your cause?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, it proves I'm straight because...<br><br />
'''Fan:''' But you have a dildo.<br><br />
[incoherent: too many people]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I got it free with an order on adameve.com<br><br />
[incoherent: too many people]<br><br />
'''Deep-Voiced Guy:''' But you ''kept'' it and shit. That ain't cool.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' What I don't... Why were there batteries in...?<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Oh yeah Chris, why ''were'' there batteries in it? Why did you keep it?<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I mean...<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I mean it wasn't an easy thing for me to sell, right off the bat, or even to make a profit, so...<br><br />
[incoherent: too many people]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> In fact in a way it's a good thing I kept it, cause it allowed me to be able to break it, like I did.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Yes but why would you keep it?<br><br />
[incoherent: too many people]<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Why would you keep it?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I woulda saved it for my sweetheart, if she'd wanted it. To use it.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Aaaahhh.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> But if I were there wouldn't you prefer the real deal?<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Some things that metal just can't replace.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ...Yeah.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I heard that.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' You didn't use it did you?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No I did not.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Did you just throw all the ones you had away?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I only had that one. And there you go, I ri- there you go, I broke it apart.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Didn't you just, like, ''take'' it apart, I mean, it did...<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No...<br><br />
'''Fan:''' ...seem to come apart, like, screwed on...<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, no I did not take it apart, that thing was glued at the seam. I had to put a lot of strength into breaking it at the middle there.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, but I think, um, showing your moves would be better.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Right.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I don't think Clyde would mess with you if you show him you can kick his ass.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Hey, Chris's a muthafuckin' ''gangsta''!<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Blap blap.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yes, Chris will fuck Clyde's shit up.<br><br />
[awkward pause]<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Wait, Chris, didn't you say you used a - didn't you say you used scissors to break the dildo?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I pretty much did have to so I could break that ''glued seam''.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh, I thought you broke it with your hands.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah well I- yeah well I would have but it was dang glued at the seam, so I clipped straight in with the scissors I had.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's a pair of Super Shears from [[Cutco]].<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' ''[feigning interest]'' Huh.<br><br />
<br />
===19:50 Chris defends his Rule 34===<br />
<br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, let's talk about something else. Uh, Chris?<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Whenever the announcement of the adult Sonichu page, when I looked at your gallery, very nice stuff, you know, I see a picture of what looks like you with a Sonichu, uh, medallion. Like, and, who's that one girl, exactly?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Who, [[Megan]]?<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> I thought it was, like, [[Crystal]], cause of the hair?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, no, it was - it was originally drawn to be Megan but I censored her eyes to, uh, port- to protect her identity.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Mmmmmm.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> ''(laughing)'' That's stupid! (?) That's so silly.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I drew that after I found the ED page in November.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Didn't you say that?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> In protest against it.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I thought you were going to get rid of it anyway.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I tore up the original drawing, I, in- into squares, and I put in in an envelope.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Why did you upload it?<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Why did you do that shit? Like, and...<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I understand Rosechu, but, like y'know, why, like, something that's from real life. That's the problem (?)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's not necessarily from real life, it depends on you inter- it depends on your interpretation, I mean it's hardly- I mean, '''most women have long brown hair, and the eyes are censored''', so...<br><br />
[laughter]<br><br />
'''Fan:''' ''Most'' women?!?<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I remember in that one video you were saying it was Megan.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Because it broke, because it end up, because it the end it broke up my friend - broke up my friendship eve, my uh, friendship with Megan.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Um, can I ask you a question? In the third picture, with [[Angelica Rosechu]], what is... what's happening, is... God... doing...?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Nope. She's masturbating. And she's enjoying it.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> But she has no hands there. How's she doing it?<br><br />
'''Fan:''' She's ''enjoying'' it.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> But she does... She does...<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Yeah but how's she doing it? She doesn't have her hands there.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> She does have her hands, she's... ''(stress sigh)'' She's... like most women would be able to do the same thing.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I thing it's the angle, Julie. I think it's the angle you were looking at it.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah plus uh, the picture wasn't, uh, very - wasn't as clear as, like, you know, I would have liked to have had it, uh, I mean, I had that file for a while, and it...<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah some of those are kinda blurry.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, some deg- some degraded.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> ? a good question, have you drawn anything... of... have you drawn anything like that with me? Cause I would actually like to see, if you did. If so, could you, and let me see? I, uh, sorry, that's very rude to ask.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Um, I'm sorry, let me answer this guy. Yeah, well, I made a retraction video later saying that I- I disowned that address.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Ah, I see.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Just after that guy hacked into it and changed to it to suck. And as such.<br><br />
[unintelligible]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hang on, I'm gonna take a look at that... My Youtube...<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I like this song.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> What song?<br><br />
'''Fan:''' The song that's playing in the background of, uh.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey Chris, what do you think of, uh, what do you think of that guy who advertises products, Billy Mays? What do you think of him?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmmm... Billy... Oh! Yeah he's an ok guy, I watched him on Home Improvement.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Billy Mays?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah...<br><br />
'''Fan:''' No, that was another guy on Home Improvement, Chris.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No that was the same guy. That was the same guy.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Really?!? Let's look up. IMDB, go. ''[sound of typing]''<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Believe me, it's the same guy.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Hey Chris, I really enjoyed your, um, adult, uh, section of the site.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah... okey dokey, very good. Aaahh, trying to figure out how to update the link on this thing here. Oh, maybe under here. Oh there it is, thank God (?), update right now.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' ''[singing]'' You spin me right round baby, right round...<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' ''[joining in]'' Like a record baby, right round round round<br><br />
'''Fan:''' It's a classic, I can't help in man.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> There you are, updated. It's finally fixed.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Actually that was Richard Karn on Home Improvement, not Billy Mays.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh. Well my mistake, I mean the guy had the beard and uhh...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Oh yeah I can understand.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> And the voice sounds- and the voice sounds the same...<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah. They sound the same.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' I guess.<br><br />
[incoherent: too many people]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> There's a matter of interpretation apparently I misinterpreted so I will admit that I was wrong.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah see we all make mistakes, don't be too hard on yourself.<br><br />
[pause]<br><br />
'''Guy:''' [unintelligible babble or singing]<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Have you gotten any fan art submissions or notable? For the uh- webpage?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah I got one today... It's like mostly a drawing of that uh that uh- of the fan herself.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> -got in the snail mail today.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' -Sunday.<br><br />
[pause]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh. Hmmmm...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' What are you doing for this Valentine's day Chris?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uhhhm... I'm sorry, what was that question?<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' What will you be doing this year on Valentine's day?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hm depends...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Ahhh, I see.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hm.<br /><br />
Fan: Surely a man of such magnitude as yourself are going to be doing something important, aren't you?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmm.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Magnitude? Way to choose the words buddy.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Vocabulary talent.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, cause I don't have Julie over here yet.<br /><br />
[Reactions of Ohs and Ahs]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> If she was here...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> (unintelligible) -play games.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Or we could just uh... talk.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Ehehehehe. Maybe... uh... why no redheads?<br /><br />
'''Other Woman:''' Yeah?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, I was trying to think about that when the other guy asked that question. Uh... I was trying to think up that unh... mmmm... Uhhhh, redheads just don't be very- tract me so much.<br /><br />
'''Several:''' Uh, ah.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's- it's- a- pi- a possibility that they're dyed.<br><br />
'''Woman:''' Mmmmmmm...<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> But yeah y'know natural redheads enh, yeah, just don't really turn me on as much.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' I see...<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Have you thought about girls with um, highlights?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmmm... (pause) aaahhhh... what turns me on hhh- (inhales) (pause) obviously the women.<br /><br />
'''Man:''' Gotta have the women. (?)<br><br />
'''Guy''': What about piercings or tattoo?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, neither of those.<br /><br />
[Pause]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ehhhh-<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Hey (unintelligible)<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey Chris! How bout like non-orange hair, not like... no, never mind. I'm sorry.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah... oh... okay... hmmm...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Wait Chris! How do you feel about blue hair?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Blue hair's okay, otherwise I wouldna- Otherwise I wouldn't've liked Sailor Mercury.<br /><br />
'''British? guy:''' That is true, she does have blue hair.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' She's a very fine character. There is no way to deny it.<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' Blue hair is OFF DA HOOK!!!<br><br />
<br />
===28:35 Chris impersonates various cartoon characters===<br />
<br />
'''British??? guy:''' Doesn't Marge Simpson have blue hair as well?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (in some kind of insane voice) Oh yeah! Marge Simpson has blue hair and it's as tall as the Empire State building!!!<br><br />
[Some HMMs UHs and UMs follow]<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Yo Chris!! Can you do some impersonations for us?<br /><br />
'''British??? Guy:''' Oh we'd love to hear that!<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I just did Marge Simpson.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah you're really talented.<br /><br />
'''British??? Guy:''' Yeah.<br /><br />
[Several people talking at once]<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> -they're really good.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Do another Simpsons Chris, how about Comic Book Guy?<br /><br />
'''British??? Guy:''' Mmmmhmmm...<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh I'm very indeed. Oh aren't we all promiscuous and whatnot. I like Batman and Robin, oh look! Stan Marsh has come into the thing again - I forget that guy's name, that guy who did the Marvel comics.<br /><br />
'''Several:''' (incoherent)<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Stan Lee. (Pause) Chris do your Donald Duck impression.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Everybody have fun (incoherent and scary quacking)<br><br />
'''Several:''' (laughter)<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Chris you should work for Disney.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' That's good Chris.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Have you ever considered being a voice actor?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Errrrrp... possibly, I'm not sure.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' (incoherent, cut off by Chris)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (incoherent... another cartoon voice)<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Hey Chris, you're a Christian, right?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' I was just wondering-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ahm actu-<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' -do you just-<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm actually a Methodist church.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Oh awesome, I was just wondering: Do you think AIDS was sent by god to kill the homos or do you think that it's just an accident or something man-made?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> The thou- the thought never occurred to me... thought never occurred to me.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' can you do an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger?<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Hold- the question...<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Let Chris answer the question.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> The thought- the thought never occurred to me about what you just said about the AIDS there mmmm... but y'know, it's a possibility and I will not agree nor disagree with it.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I was just wondering I mean, I've had that discussion with some of my Christian friends. I just wanted to get your opinion, thank you.<br><br />
[pause]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmhhh...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> I think (clears throat) I think Omicron has a point and you did tell me you went to a methodist church didn't you? So that's-<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah well th- well my Methodist church is uh more loose on- is not as strict on uh- on uh sex.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Chris I don't know- I don't know that much about religion in the States but I don't think there is a looser Meth- Methodist church. God makes the rules Omicron says.<br /><br />
[pause]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah well, hmmm...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Well, you know personally I think that the government made AIDS to kill off all the brothers.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Whoa, whoa... That's what the blacks always say.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah. (pause) I'm going to agree, that sounds like something that uh... well, a black guy would say.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' So your church is kinda of uh- they let you do- their kinda loose on the whole moral restrictions?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmm... (pause) uhhh... that's... what's the question?<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Your church they- you said they're kind of more uh- y'know they're less strict on the whole moral thing, like, as far as sexuality goes?Right?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> -ah basically.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' But y'know, uhh, I thought you're supposed to listen to the Bible or whatever not, y'know, not necessarily- no, never mind.<br /><br />
[Pause]<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Hey Chris-<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' (interrupts)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, there's also a uh, there's also a- think about this uh, if you uh- if you- if you were a think uh- you have to find for yourself a good meaning behind uh- good meaning behind watching pornography to uh- like teach how it- how to do this and that when you actually get around to doing it...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' That's all ???<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> That's all's considered education for yourself.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' How is that realistic at all?<br /><br />
[pause]<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, it's uh- not a really good thing to learn from, trust me.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It can be done before marriage as well as long as me and my sweetheart really love each other very much.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' But not in Christianity.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' But all I'm saying is y'know, porn is completely, completely unre- unrealistic I mean you can't really learn anything from it.<br /><br />
[pause]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It gives- it gives you enough ideas.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> (unclear)<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' (incoherent) porn.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' When you actually have sex, it's nothing like porn.<br /><br />
[pause]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Maybe not like you, you not gonna do it-<br /><br />
'''Accented woman:''' You can't do it immediately- immediately anal sex cause most women are not very happy with anal sex and also...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Okay, shut up<br /><br />
'''Accented woman:''' -and also weird-<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Shut up.<br><br />
'''Accented woman:''' Yes.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' And... that wasn't cool, like...<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' That was uncalled for...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, like, suthin' a BLACK MAN would say...<br /><br />
'''Several:''' (incoherent)<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' That's racist man...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well, somebody said it on here first before I did.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Does that make it ok?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Chris, I think he's trying to make it clear that- I dunno.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I typically agree with that guy.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> So nothing g- it doesn't make it ok.<br /><br />
(incoherent)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (babbling) I wi- I'm sorry, I take it back.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
(unclear)<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Guys can we get back to Sonichu, Please?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' Yeah this is getting ridiculous.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' (unclear) -Sonichu actually.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Anyway, my question is that: why does Sonichu not wear clothes while Rosechu and the other Rosechus do wear clothes? And underwear?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Aaaaaaaaaamp... It's like uh- it's basically a cartoon and it doesn't really matter, it's like... mm... think about this: Most cartoon characters wear at least one article of clothing. At least one article. And uh- it's like Yogi Bear who just wears a necktie and a hat.<br><br />
<br />
'''(From 35.14)'''<br /><br />
<br />
'''Other Guy:''' I think it would be cool if all the Sonichus and Rosechus got together and they and- they all formed a big team and they had special uniforms or something, kinda like the X-men.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Or Power Rangers.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh yeah, I don't do- I don't do well- I'm not in- no uniforms. It's a uniform and other Sonichus and Rosechus.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' I'm just wondering if you'd do another impression: What does Blachu sound like? Uh, Black Sonichu? Or Blake?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Eeeeuuunh... Eh... ahhhh...<br /><br />
'''British guy:''' Can you imitate it?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmmm... I'm not sure... uhhhhm...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Like does he sound black?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Possibly, but I'm not certain. I'm not leaning towards it.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Ok, I'd like to hear it, but if you don't want...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I just never- I just never really thought about that. I'd say that he possibly sounds similar to uh, y'know Shadow the hedgehog. But he could possibly sound, black. He could. Don't quote me on it.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' All right, I was just wondering if you'd do his voice but...<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' Hey why does the BAD guy gotta be black?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I never said the bad guy "has to" be black. (pause) I mean, look at the- the range of villanies, I mean there's black and whites and uh... male females.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Black guy:''' Yeah I noticed that uh- Silvana's also... black lookin'.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I just decided to color her black because she was born- she came from outer space from a black egg, which was the- which came out of the rainbow.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Black guy:''' Yeah, I was also wonderin' about that like-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I- I- I-<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' If Silvana came out of the rainbow, right?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yes it's-<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' Why would she be black?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (babbling)<br><br />
'''Black guy:''' I mean like black ain't part of the rainbow, right?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's like the black sheep of the family. Y'know you put all the colors together and it does become black.<br><br />
[unintelligible reactions]<br><br />
'''Guy:''' -like a brownish-<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' (unintelligible) is a (unintelligible) color.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Maybe it's because she's from space and there's not a lot of light in space and it's dark or something.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah that- a uh yeah- that's one of the-<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Hmmm.<br><br />
'''Woman:''' Uhm, did you look at the link of my friend?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, ummmm...<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Yeah, since you love blue hair.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh- no I haven't looked at it and I don't wanna make Julie feel jealous if I did- if I went and did.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I don't think Julie would mind.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Uhhh...<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' You look at pornography don't you?<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' (mumble)<br><br />
(pause)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, that- that was two syllables "Rose-chu". You don't- don't add- don't say the "e" it's just "Rosechu".<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah you went over this last chat.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' Hey Chris.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span>(I don't know, it sounds like "narrator")<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' Uh.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (sounds like he says "narrator" again)<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Uh... I was just-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, well, obviously the uh- the narrator who did those audio books was incorrect. Specially since I never gave that person the approval to do the audiobooks.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I think it's just a fan project and I think he-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' and I think he might have one of the West coast dialects. I know that the South they say y'all but over here-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well obviously he lied-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' -different. I'd be proud if they made one of my projects into an audiobook though. That means that there are a lot of fans out there that really like it.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' Ay.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' They're not selling to try and make any money off it. They're not trying to rip you off. They always made sure- they always narrate the first page by saying "Christian Weston Chandler" so they're not trying to cheat you or anything.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' The people know you're making it.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah I- I hear that. I just, apparently they misin- misinterpreted the (audio breaks up) name Rosechu. Or mispronounced it. Misinterpreted, mispronounce- fairly the same thing in that situation... possibly. To answer that question... possibly.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Uh, Vivian said that the audiobooks made Sonichu way popular that- than you could ever ever do on your own.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well, I will not disagree with the statement. And I appreciate her help.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' Hey Chris. Would you be offended if a fan wrote a fanfiction about Sonichu?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Faaanfiction... if it's- if it's not demeaning or makes them look stupid. Then it's fine- it's fine. (pause) Like I did mind when, shoot, what's his name? That guy... uhhhh... that guy that the uhhhh... did the animations, on his computer.<br /><br />
'''British guy:''' You did mind or you didn't?<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Animations???<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I think I know what he's talking about. Are you talking about the um...<br /><br />
<br />
(background noise begins)<br><br />
''Background voice:'' Well the original play was a Greek play. Where they're all y'know... Greeks... and crazy stuff happens and they're all runnin' around in togas. So if you ever wanna see the movie "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" it was a classic and it had some real classic people from the 50s and 60s in it. Kinda like "It's a MAD MAD MAD MAD World". Sort of a classic old school movie from funny old school world. First color movie type thing. But that'll be a high school play. You'll wanna see that. You might actually enjoy it. (unintelligible)<br><br />
(inaudible response)<br><br />
''Background voice:'' You never know that might be fun to do. Well I guess that wouldn't work on the weekend then... you gotta...<br /><br />
<br />
'''(FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, IT APPEARS THAT THERE WAS SOME TECHNICAL PROBLEM THAT CAUSED ANOTHER MUMBLE CHANNEL TO BE RECORDED WHILE THE CONVERSATION WITH CHRIS BECAME BARELY AUDIBLE BACKGROUND NOISE. INSTEAD ALL THAT CAN BE HEARD IS SOME BUTTFACE YAMMERING ABOUT FILMS AND TELEVISION SHOWS. I'M NOT GOING TO KEEP TRANSCRIBING IT. CHRIS IS STILL TALKING AND ANSWERING QUESTIONS, BUT NOTHING CAN BE UNDERSTOOD OVER THESE GUYS.)'''<br><br />
<br />
'''(AT 42.56 THE AUDIO SUDDENLY RESUMES NORMALLY)'''<br><br />
<br />
'''Unknown person:''' Uh you-<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' Yeah I uh- noticed he's another BLACK villain.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah in real life he was black. Without meaning any offense to the uh- black guy in general, cause you've noticed, among the Jerkops there's uh- we got black's and white's, males and females.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
(several people jump in at once)<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' (unintelligible) -you've never drawn a female officer before.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well y'know uhhh... uhhh, comic book number 7, near the end. Near the end of the time travel episode. Uhh, I have no opinion about what Obama's doing cause I don't watch the news.<br /><br />
Accented woman: But you voted for him, didn't you?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yes I voted for him because I saw myself in him when I com- when I saw both the documentaries and downloaded them for the Playstation Network between Obama and McCain. I mean voted for a person I saw more of myself of-<br /><br />
Accented woman: You usually vote for someone based on their political leanings, not how you view them. As I were Republican, I voted for John McCain. Not because I liked him but because I- he had the same political views as me.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well, basi- basically I'm a moderate.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Oh, I see. Um, I was wondering. I was reading opinions: do you agree with his financial bailouts?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hm, I don't even know what it is. So I can't disagree or agree.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Well, to make it short um, it's about uh- the government- President Obama is planning to uh- a new one- (cuts out)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm sorry what?<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' You got cut off there.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Uhh, ok, we lost him.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Black guy:''' Yo, Chris, uh, do you, you didn't just vote for Obama cause he was black, did you?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, I did not vote for him because he was black. I voted for him cause I saw myse- because I saw myself in him. In like, similar lifestyles. And I saw that he was a good man, I mean after all, com- I saw- I saw I watched both of the A&E documentaries, before I can- before I knew who I would vote for.<br /><br />
<br />
'''(From 45.29)'''<br /><br />
<br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Chris:, Chris what did you see in him that you say in your self?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Like for one thing we were like outcasts, at least one point in our lives.<br /><br />
'''Black man:''' Wait, wait hold up earlier you said that you thought he would probably paint the white house black.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh oh that was my father’s joke he said that.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Is your father a racist?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah but you see I drew that for him before I saw the documentaries so respectfully withdrew that comic page.<br><br />
'''???:''' does your father hate black people.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Not necessarily but it’s just how my father just how my father that does not reflect in any way that’s how he felt (annoying ass noise in the background)<br><br />
'''Black man:''' Man that racist.<br /><br />
'''??? :''' Hey Chris I so the ahh saw the Sonichu and Rosechu love sack that you put up and I thought if was pretty cool for (you adult friends?) I just had a question though: do you have any plans in the comic to have romance between you and one of the hedgehogs I mean-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (Yelling) No no no<br /><br />
'''???:''' -we would like to see that.<br /><br />
'''???:''' I mean is was just wondering because there are fans how would like to see that.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Now- now that you answered the his question my kind of relates to his what are your thoughts on inter racial breeding and marriages?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I would not agree of disagree with them but in my personal preference I would fell- I would feel more comfortable in having a full relationship with a white woman but I am willing- am still willing to be friends and acquaintances and give and have respect for the black women as well.<br /><br />
'''???:''' What about Asians like Japanese?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I’m ok with them as well (yelling) a once.<br /><br />
'''???:''' So would you get married with a Japanese woman?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> hhhmmmm I would have, yes.<br /><br />
'''???:''' (unintelligible)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> but I’m giving Julie to opportunity here.<br /><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Julie’s a lucky woman.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Hey Chris, I was just wondering, is Silvana gonna become one of the good guys, like- like Black Sonichu did before?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> There’s a possibility but I have not given that a co- I have not confirmed that yet.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Uh, is she gonna lose the male sexual parts and become a full-fledged woman?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hhhmmm possibly but I haven’t given that- I haven't given that thought either.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Also um I was reading (?Phillip’s?) question, Chris what did you want to be when you were little?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I don’t remember, I do not remember. I’m just making it as I go basically.<br /><br />
'''???:''' is there ever gonna be like uh, an end to your sonichu series like a finale?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> hmmmm I don’t know, probably would not.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Oh so it keeps going and going?<br /><br />
???: You ever consider making comic about the history of CWCville?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hhmmmm an episode dedicated towards that possibility.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Hey Chris are you going to keep the name changes that you made or are you going back to the original names?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ahhh ya I’m keeping the name changes.<br /><br />
'''???:''' But you know umm Nintendo was umm, y'know, they sent you a letter you never really talk about it further.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah but at least- at least- the hel- they use to benefit me for the fact that uh allowed me to fix noting in that sense so I couldn’t be sued by such people in that sense.<br /><br />
<br />
'''(From 50 min)'''<br><br />
<br />
(scattered reactions)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> So the name changes were good.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' So uh, Chris I was wondering if uh Mary- Mary Lee Walsh Or I guess the new name: Ryam Sla- I don't know-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Sla-weel.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Slaweel, thank you. Uhm, if she were to use her magic to curse Rosechu with a penis, would Soni- what- wou- would that test the relationship between Sonichu and her? While they were fighting the battle to have it removed, I'm just curious.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uhhh... Firstly uh, she does not- she does not have the power ch- to do that.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Ok, I just thought you know, remember you did the story about 4-cent-garbage and drawing all the- the picture and-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ah you what, that's one- that's one thing: drawing them, but not actually putting them on the character.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Cause I think that would be like an epic story though, like to actually have a quest-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I'll second that.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' -to go to have that penis removed from Rosechu. I mean it's a test of romance between her and Sonichu.<br /><br />
(muttering)<br><br />
'''Guy:''' And when that prevails and the penis is removed and everybody- everybody lives happily ever after. Y'know that would be awesome.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Unnnnnnnh, I dunno I have to- I dunno I have to think about that.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' It is a really good idea. I like it.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' I do too.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Yeah, that's good.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' It could show just how much Rosechu means to Sonichu.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well I'll- I'll consider it but I'm not making any promises.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' We understand.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah.<br><br />
(several talking at once)<br><br />
'''Guy:''' -decided on that subject?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm working on it.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' If you actually decide to go forward with that story? Do you think maybe- maybe you could give her a talking penis?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> That's stupid!!!<br /><br />
(laughter from various people)<br><br />
(unintelligible responses)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Ok, I think- I think we've talked enough about that one guys.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' I have a question that doesn't involve penises.<br /><br />
(unintelligible)<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' Anyway, my question is since we've been hearing lot of vicious lies and slander about this, could you confirm exactly why you've been fired from your job at Wendy's Chris? Cause we've been hearing all sorts of- of crazy things and we wanna know the truth.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmmmmmmm... well, firstly, what have you heard?<br /><br />
'''Other guy:'''Well we heard that uh you... we've heard so many things like you helped a small child and you did a Donald Duck impersonation and you scared the child.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmm... also that- also that is correct but I did not scare the child. The child was tired, I was only trying ta- I was only trying to make the child feel better. That's a little amusement. But I did not make the child cry, the child was already- was just tired.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' So you didn't help them cut their food and... yeah...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I did help them- help them get their food to- by giving them uhh, by giving them bags and a top for their baked potato boat.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Chris, when will um, the pictures of Zapina, appear on the um, 18 plus page?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well that was a deleted scene! That was a deleted scene.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Why was it deleted?<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well, basically, hhh... y'c- y'cant' really have it if you don't have Rosechu working to take the- working to take the pictures of herself up in the bathroom. Cause like can't have one without the other.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Aaaahhh...<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Woman:''' I don't know if this is a good question but there's something I wonder about that- we kind of have this DVD you made and... y'know, we never unfortunately got... but I'm curious um... do you ever plan to release it?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Maybe.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' I'd pay money for that, I think everyone else here would probably pay money for it too.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Indeed.<br><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' (breaking up) I wanna ask a question.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' I hear it's also on YouTube.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris do you know that you've influenced the rap/hip hop community?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmmh... uh.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I just wanted to mention that because I saw some YouTube videos and it- and- and from some underground hip hop artists such as Immortal Technique and they've sampled some of your voice audio complaining about your struggles with uhm... with the school board, with the security guards and they were- they felt so empowered that they actually took those words and mad'em into a very powerful rap song. How does that- how is your reaction to that?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Enhhhh... basically I have not watched those videos so... I don't have an opinion.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Well, I will provide you a link to that, hold on a moment.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh that's ok, actually I uh, did sample one. The one where they basically played the parody from "Can't touch this".<br><br />
'''Fan:''' No, no, trust me it's waaay more serious than that.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well I still haven't heard of- heard of what you're talking about.<br /><br />
(unintelligible)<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Nevermind.<br /><br />
(rustling and moving noises)<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Can you do an impression of MC Hammer?<br /><br />
(more clicking and rustling)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Can't touch this do do do doo do dooo Can't touch this! Do do do dooo do do do... can't touch this.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Oh awesome.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' That was- heheheh.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Awesome.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Can you- can you do Dr. Nick Riviera from the Simpsons?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> HIIII EVERYBODY!<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Hello Christian Chandler.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Hi Chris.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Hi Christian Chandler.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well that should say Dr. Nick cause that's who I'm imitatin'.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''???:''' That uh-<br /><br />
'''???:''' HELLOOO EV'RYBODY!!!!<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Well that-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hi Dr. Nick!<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Thank you, I love the Simpsons.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Can you do... Peter from Family Guy?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Enhenhenhenh... Hey Lois! Look at me! I'm just (unclear) you nose, and I'm eatin' your nose.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Oh that's dead on.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Oh would you- Omicron's been interested in tis- would you actually make a documentary like- like your other DVD but make your daily life?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmm... I'm... yeah I might but uh... I'm not su- I'm not sure bout it at the moment.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Aaaaaaaaanh...<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Chris can you do Mario? You know from Super Mario?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hay paisano! How you doin' mistah hedgehog!<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' That's very good.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> And then Sonic- then Sonic would say "what?!?"<br /><br />
(giggling)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Hey Chris do you have any plans to make a video of yourself taking a dump on a Hexbox?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No! That's gross.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Yeah that was pretty sick right there.<br /><br />
'''Accented woman:''' Let's ban him.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I mean it's bad enough I cut in half with an axe.<br /><br />
(pause)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> and one of the elevator jokes...<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Oh we remember that, that was a classic.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> And I earned a trophy for that.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Mmmm...<br><br />
'''British guy:''' Yeah, I remember that, it was destroying a Hexbox by cutting it in half if I remember...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' If I were to draw nude Zapina fanart, uhm, would you put them on the site?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmmm... uhh, your- you uh- free to draw them at your- at your own- own preference, but I will not be- I will not put it on the website because- cause- because I will not want to break any laws of having underage portrayals- portrayals of underage nudity.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Isn't Dot a child?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm sorry... what?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Dot, from Animaniacs.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> (unintelligible)<br><br />
'''British guy:''' So-uh- uhm- I think I looked up somewhere that um, drawings do not count, they're just lines on paper not like real pictures that are horrible.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah I believe-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Draw-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' (cut off)<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Those illustrations do not count as child pornography. Because with drawing it's art- it's artistic merit.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Welll... I dunno, I guess it depends I have to- but- y'know you could do the drawing and I'll think- I'll consider it.<br><br />
(typing noises)<br><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Hey Chris, would it be possible to get any pictures of Sonichu having anal sex with Rosechu?<br /><br />
(pause, thumps and feedback)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm considering that but...<br /><br />
'''Accented woman:''' Who keeps letting this person in? You are very offensive.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' -and and, if you draw those, do you think that Rosechu would actually clean Sonichu's penis off with her mouth (laugh) w-when they're done?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Unnnhh...<br /><br />
[pause]<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Nah, no, I don't think so, I think- I think- I think it would be unh- yeah w-wash it off with a washcloth.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Do you think then, at that point then they would sell the washcloth on eBay?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> That's stupid!<br /><br />
(people talking over each other)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, no, no, no more potty humor, all right?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah alright, okay<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Unrelated to party humor, I want to ask that in your Springbreak uhh Issue of Sonichu you had an introduction of a, of new character, the [[Yawning Squirtle|squirtle]] and I wanna ask<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (interrupting) No, that's, no, no, no, that's not just a character, I was, I was not introducing a new character, I was just doing like a poster thing for a bubble speak under one, I thought I just draw some water type pokemon un-in there<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I understand but the thing is there is huge cult following for that character and I strongly suggest that you should capalize on that and, and make him to a main character<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Eh... No, I don't think so<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I mean it's just sleeping Squirtle work- waking up!<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I don't know, people just thought he was really cute and yawning Squirtle, I don't know, I heard someone say, man wouldn't it be great if he would be that [[Autistic|dopey]] sidekick that he'd come and they'd be like, like, he'd come in and say something silly after someone did something and they would be like "Squirtle"!<br /><br />
[People laughing and talking over each other]<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Um...<br /><br />
'''???:''' Yo, it makes you *unintelligible* (Chris and someone talk over another)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, yes Julie?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> I'm asking you about... Hm... Never mind, I lost my train of thought. I'm sorry.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> That's okay. These guys made me lose a train of thought as well. Doesn't multiple inputs.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yes, kinda lotta control here. I might- I may have to... never mind<br /><br />
[Silence]<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I never lose my train of thought because I have a GPS tracking system on it.<br /><br />
[Laughter]<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh, that was a good joke. (chuckle)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris, could you tell us a joke right now. Just any joke.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Okay, here is a fuck- here is a funny- here is a funny mind scream. Funny rhyme scheme... not to be taken literally:<br /><br />
On your Game Boy Advance SP<br /><br />
create 'yer MII<br /><br />
den play it on WII<br /><br />
with your PSP<br /><br />
hooked to your PS3<br /><br />
cause it's fun<br /><br />
see?<br /><br />
And never ff, and never play a [[Hex Box]] 360<br /><br />
Because it's stupid and you're not a dummy (in childlike voice)<br><br />
Mock laughter<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' That is really good.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris is that something you made up?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, I made that up.<br /><br />
'''Alucard:''' Chris, Chris, can I write that down and tribute to quote you that? Oh man, that's good<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (unintelligible) So you mean to type it up and you quote me on the rhyme scheme?<br /><br />
'''Alucard:''' Yeah, I'd like that. I've been thinking about making a quote book like a mini Chris quote book like something you could open and have a cool line to say when you're on a party and you're like right things.<br /><br />
People talking over Chris and Alucard<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Alright, well I'm typing it up for Alucard, so...<br /><br />
'''Alucard:''' Thank you.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Chris, can we hear one more?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Okay well here, okay um, okay here is an [[Christian's sex joke|adult joke]] I once come up with a long time ago.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' This is going to be good!<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Alright- Alright there's this married couple, Bob and Jane, and they've been- they were looking forward to having children. So, one night, Bob comes home from work, and uh Jane says, "Hi, you had a good day, dear?" And he sa- and she sa-- he says, "Nah, it's been a long day, darling" And she said, "Well, it's okay, why don't we go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast." And he says, "Breakfast, at Nine p.m.?" And she says, "Sure, you bring the MILK, and I'll get an EGG."<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yo, I heard that before, man.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> And then later, they had a boy and a girl, Junior Bacon and Orange Juice. All Part of a Balanced Breakfast.<br /><br />
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif]]<br><br />
[Perplexed silence]<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Hey, Chris, how do you solve a Mexican tank?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Stand in front of it?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' No, man, shoot the guys pushing at it.<br /><br />
[Laughter]<br><br />
'''Fans:''' Oh that's a good one.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' I got one.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' How do you get a bunch of [[Niggos|blacks]] in a car?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I don't know.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Throw some chicken in.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' How do you get them out of the car?<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Job application.<br><br />
'''Fans:''' (laughter)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' What do you call a beach of black people buried up to their necks?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Afro-turf.<br /><br />
'''Fans:''' (laughter)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh, I came up with one.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Alright, what's the difference between a black man and a pizza?<br><br />
'''Fan:''' A pizza can feed a family of four.<br><br />
'''Another fan:''' How do you stop black people from jumping on a bed?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Alright, enough racist jokes.<br /><br />
'''Another fan:''' Put velcro on the ceiling.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Enough, enough black jokes.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Okay, uh Chris.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Sorry<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I showed by friend that over 18 site, and he said, that he um, he um, you know he, he masturbated to it. Does that make you feel (interrupted)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> That's good, that's basically the reaction I would be going for. Among the male ca... among the male population, being attracted to the women.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' But those are your drawings, it's like, I think he's gay now. I mean, you're a guy and you drew those.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm drawing, I'm drawing female characters.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yah, but it's drawn by you and you're, like, I don't know. It's kind of awkward for me.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Hey Chris, I actually need to thank you, the pictures on that site, it looked like the camera was inside Sonichu's penis when Rosechu was giving him a blowjob. That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I've always wanted to have a camera in my penis so that I could see that if I ever got a blowjob, that would be awesome, I just wanted to say thank you very much for that perspective. It's the first time I've ever seen it.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' There's a question here on the site, oh sorry.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, well I see it... no I don't basically masturbate to my own drawings.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' But you're okay if other people do, right? Even guys?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm sorry, what?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' You're okay if other people, you know, masturbate to your drawings? Even if they're guys, right?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> If the guys are masturbating to the female drawings, then yes, that's fine.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I just thought it was kind of awkward, but maybe I'm seeing it a different way.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I doubt that, uh, having a whole bunch of drawings of naked female characters can be misinterpreted as something else.<br /><br />
'''Another fan:''' Hey Chris?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yes?<br /><br />
'''Another fan:''' Can I to ask you a question?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Another fan:''' One time, a friend and I were looking at porn together, and we masturbated together, but the porn was straight, ordinary porn. Is this gay?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, I'm sorry, where you looking at naked women?<br /><br />
'''Another fan:''' Yes, but we were in the same room, masturbating.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm, if you both were thinking about the naked women you were looking at, then I would definitely say you both are straight, cuss you're not thinking about each other, you're thinking about the women.<br /><br />
'''Another fan:''' Right.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Would you do that with someone?<br /><br />
'''Another fan:''' I'm relieved.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uhhh.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Man, nigger you gay.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Shut up. Would you do that with someone? Like a guy?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, no I'd rather not.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Nah, I'm straight dog.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah I'd, yeah I'd rather not.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Omnicron has a question on here, on the side here.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' You see it, or?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No. That's not straight.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Alright, what about the earlier question.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Yeah, the one before.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, which one before? Oh, you mean...<br /><br />
(All talk at once)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris, what do you think about-<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Wait, wait let him answer.<br><br />
'''Another fan:''' Let him answer that one.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I was gonna rephrase it but okay.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'd say it would depend on your interpretation, what is adultery to you?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' But, you know, isn't the Bible only supposed to be interpreted, it's the word of God, you're not really supposed to interpret it any other way.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' It is what it is.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' It's in English.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uhhh, I have no comment.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' That's okay.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, that's what my, uh, you know I was talking about my mom saw those drawings. I mean, not the drawings, the posters, the playboy posters and that's basically what she got bad about. She said I was committing adultery.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah okay, if you don't want to talk about it, fine.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm, hmmm, I think you shou, I think you should, uh, when you, I think I can see where this could be interpreted one way or another, it depends on how you look at the woman. I mean, alright, you're looking at the, uh woman, you might imagine her naked, but, I mean, you would respe- I mean, you would, you would still respect, I mean, if you were still respecting that woman, you would appreciate her more for like who she was aside or in addition to the nudity, then that's not as bad as just, as just only doing it for the appearance.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> That's why, uh, that's why the playboy magazines, they give you the introductions of the women. It's like letting you know who they are (unintelligible).<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh but, yeah, but there weren't any, uh, descriptions under the, yeah never mind.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Thank you for the clarification Chris.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Hey Chris, do you love America?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm patriotic.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' That's good. I was wondering if you could sing the national anthem for us?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> [[Wikipedia:My Country, 'Tis of Thee| My country tis' of thee. Sweet land of liberty. Of thee, of thee I sing.]] I don't remember the rest.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Lands where my fathers died.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' That's okay.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Land of the pilgrim's pride.<br /><br />
'''Another fan:''' Pilgrim's pride.<br /><br />
(Fans all start singing)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Stop it.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hey I'll, I'll tell y'all a funny joke that's kind of patriotic. Alright, you got this, you got this funny Mexican- you got this funny Mexican guy, and he just, he just come back home to Meh-he-co after an American visit. He's like (high pitched voice) Oh the people there are so very friendly. I mean, I go to the basketball game. I sit in the back row. I sit in the back row. And then, and then, and then all of a su- and then all of the sudden right before the game started, everyone turned around, put their hands on their chests, and they say, "Oh say can you seeeeee"!<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I thought you said no racist jokes?<br /><br />
'''Black fan:''' Yeah man, that ain't cool!<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It was a name, it was a name joke.<br /><br />
(Everyone talks at once)<br><br />
'''Fan:'''...Spanish language<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' I'm kind of offended by that.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh, I'm sorry.<br /><br />
'''Black fan:''' That's racist dog. That ain't cool.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' That's okay.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' You laugh you support terrorism.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> What?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' What?<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Yeah, what?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' ¿Qué?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> What'd you say?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' What the hell? Who said that?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Forget it.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' I said, you laugh, you support terrorism.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Okay, he's gone.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (Awful Mr. T impression) I pity the fool, who try and misinterpret things, and twist them around, and then jam new words into my mouth.<br /><br />
(All talk)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' You do a good Mr. T<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Yeah you do.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (unintelligible) no jibber jabber.<br /><br />
(Fans laugh)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris, did you watch the A-team back in the day?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No but, no but, basica- but I have seen Mr. T. And then I also, I also saw when he guest, when he quest starred in an episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks.<br /><br />
(All talk)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I saw that episode, he helped uh Theodore.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Theodore was getting picked on, yes.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br><br />
(pause)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, you posted a link here.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well at my [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Methodist church]], uh, sex before marriage is okay as long as, uh, she and I, we love each other very much and truly.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' But that's what they tell you, I'm talking about the word of God.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> *Sigh* Okay, I'm getting tired, okay, I'm getting tired here, uh.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Yeah, but...<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Okay, sorry, no more of that.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Yeah, you're right. Please stay Chris.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Okay. Alright, I'll stay a little while longer.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, if anyone does, if anyone asks anything that makes him feel uncomfortable, I'm gonna kick you out of the room.<br /><br />
(Everyone speaks)<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Chris, could you give me some advice?<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' I have a Japanese friend, he's, he's actually 26 and he's never had a girlfriend and we asked him some questions, just joking around one day. And we asked him if his, when he gets married, if his wife wanted to sleep with another man, would he be okay with it, and he actually said yes, as long as she wasn't being forced. Now that kind of bothered us, because us Americans, right, we think that marriage, and you know you're with somebody, they should be faithful, but he doesn't seem to think so, so I wanted to see if you had any advice maybe on what we could do to try and convince him that his viewpoint is wrong.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well, hmm, it's not necessarily that the viewpoint is wrong. See, the thing is, what, to, to quote, to make it accepta- to make it like as if you're actually cheating on somebody, cheating on your spouse in the marriage, it's like not telling them, not telling him, not telling him or her about it beforehand, but it's like, you know, you, it's like you tell them beforehand and you get their approval, it's, it's okay, even if they don't want to be part of it. But not telling them, that's definitely like uh, cheating on them.<br /><br />
(Audio cuts out)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well that's another thing I would have to think about, cause, got a bit of a, couple of items of destruction that need to be repaired<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh, I just got, I just talked to that one friend I was talking about who, uh, saw your website, the 18 one, and it turns out he's, he's gay, he's actually gay and he fapped to, uh I mean he masturbated to, uh, Sonichu.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Hahaha, your friend's a fag.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' And I think he's...<br /><br />
(Audio cuts out for 15 seconds)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' ...about that?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well, I think in case you would definitely want to let him know that you are straight and you don't want that kind of relationship, and maybe, and you know<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Should I tell him just to get the hell away from your site?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Um, I'm not saying that, but like, uh, you know, you don't want that kind, you don't, I mean that's, that's basically confirmed on that note. So, uh, you want, you still wanna be friends but you don't, but you're not into that kind of thing.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I mean, he was looking at your site, like, the 18 site and he was in like, um-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Over 18.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' The over 18 site you made. The loveshack. I thought he was just like, you know, masturbating to Rosechu, but it turns out he was attracted to Sonichu.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> *sigh* Uhh.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I don't think I'll be friends with this guy anymore.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah well, yeah, then tell him, yeah, to get the hell out of your house and stay away if you don't want to be friends anymore.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Seems like you know too many gay friends mister.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh shut up.<br /><br />
'''Another fan:''' Hey Chris, you know how-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' It's not my fault.<br /><br />
'''Another fan:''' You know how cologne or perfume, you know, women wear that to try and attract men? Do you think that farts attract gay guys to each other?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Now that's stupid! Not only is that stupid, but it's gross.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Here, I'm gonna take that question and I'm gonna, I'm gonna take that question and spin that into something that's less weird. What would you say the best cologne or whatever a guy could wear to get a girl's attention?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I recommend [[Axe|Axe]] body spray.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh yeah? I think I tried that one time.<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' That actually does it for me.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' What scent do you use?<br /><br />
(All speak)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Don't you use ass body spray?<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Mmm, love it.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Does the Axe effect, does it really exist?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Does Axe exist?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, the Axe effect. You know, they say in the commercials spray it and girls will come to you.<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' (unintelligible) and it works for me.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Has it worked for you Chris?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm, well, yeah, I, yeah I haven't got that working for me.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I think it's a scam personally.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' I mean... I mean, Old Spice is pretty good. I had, I had like a couple of girls go up to me asking me for dates with Old Spice.<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' I actually wore that Orion scent, uhh, still smelling it. So it will work Chris, you just gotta give it time.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Using the Axe.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Cameron but, isn't Axe spray for men?<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' No no no no no no no, see, see I said a boyfriend, a boyfriend that I met.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh, okay.<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' Yeah, yeah. [''laughs'']<br><br />
'''Fan:''' That makes sense.<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' Yeah, silly, silly. I have a question for you Chris, what celebrities have you met?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm, oh.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Well what I'm saying is the Axe effect doesn't work. Okay, sorry.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I haven't actually met other celebrities in person, my real life, unless you count a local radio DJ.<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' Yeah, yeah.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, I've met the DJ of my radio station 95.1 and [[Excel Saga|Monica Rial]], and meeting Monica Rial was just a treat.<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' Ahhh.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It was, it was good.<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' Yeah, she's pretty.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, yeah.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Maybe you should go to her and, um, maybe she could be like a contact for voice acting. I mean, you do pretty good imitations.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Do Homer Simpson!<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (Homer Simpson impression) Oh, look at me! I'm a stupid old person, derp-de-derp de derp-de-derp, D'OH!<br><br />
'''Fan:''' That was awesome<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Who else can you do Chris?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> What?<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' What other imitations can you do?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh, a lot. It depends on if you name it, I might recall, if you name the person or character I'll, if I can recall my memory than I will imitate that person.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Can you try Bender from Futurama?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I reckon I can do a pretty good Bender! I can twist off my arm and, derp-de-derp de derp-de-derp!<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris, um, since my girlfr-(clears throat)-sorry. Since my girlfriend broke up with me, I was just wondering if you could give me any tips to like, pick up y'know, another girlfriend?<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' (unintelligible) Valentine's Day is coming.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah. It's gonna be lonely without her, y'know.<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' Yeah I know.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Can you help?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (sigh) No I do not know what tha- neither of them sound like in voices so I can't imitate them. (sigh) As for- as for dating advice uh, if you're- when you're going out to meet a woman, and this is like advice that's like it could've been taken from my, taken from my own advice I gave in the, the one in the video I did when I just turned 25. But it was definitely, it was given, but it was offered in this book written by a nine-year-old.<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' Mm.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> When you're going to uh find yourself a woman, you just try to stay calm. And uh be polite, friendly. Don't uh let your nerves get the best of ya.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' What should I say, what should I say here, y'know, to the girl?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Start with "hello" and "how are you".<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Should I ask her, should I like do a pick-up line? Do those work?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. Um, sometimes. But I wouldn't, I wouldn't exactly count on it in a desperate situation. But I mean like uh, talk about yourself a little bit saying like, "Ooh did you read in the paper today about this article that really caught my eye?"<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I was thinking about standing by the wall with [[Attraction Sign|a sign]]. Saying that I need a girlfriend?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, don't- don't do that. That makes you look retarded.<br /><br />
(Laughter)<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' What about wearing a sticker that says you're single. Have you ever tried that? Do you think that would work?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm sorry what was that? A stick-<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Wearing like a uh, a sticker that says "I'm single".<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Wait a second I'm not done yet.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Oh I'm sorry.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I got that idea from your comic. I mean I thought it was a-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah. I later learned that that, I already learned from my mother that made me look retarded. (Female fan laughs) To other people, so...<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Ohh. (unintelligible)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> So I stop- So I stopped- So I stopped doing that a long time ago and, I don't know (what payed attention?)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh.<br><br />
(pause)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mm. Basically I'm running from others that have offered such advice.<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' Oh yeah like John Tesh I remember that in your news dash.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah. And also it's like uh there's an expression in my elementary somewhere uh, those who can't teach.<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' Ah.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Um, I remember (unintelligible). Um, I was um, looking at um (something), how do you feel about Obama swearing in his book? Even read it out loud in the audiobook version.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh. Hm. (rustling and typing in the background) Hm. Ah, yeah I heard of that, didn't care much, didn't uh give much thought into it so... Uh swearing yeah don't care much for it.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' So Chris I was just wondering uh, like can you hear me?<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' I can hear you.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Uhh. Does wearing that medallion, does that attract females? I was thinking about making my own.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (sigh) You could do what you want, to try and make yourself stand out. Um... But it depends on if you, it depends on other peoples' point of uh you I guess at this point, um... You might want to get a second opinion. I mean it's not like I can see you over da Mumble and uh say what makes you look okay and what makes you look NOT okay. Yeah, g- get a second opinion from somebody else in person.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' What about you, do you think that medallion makes you look, y'know, more attractive to girls?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ehhmmm. Yeah. Yeah I don't know. I don't know.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah I think it looks pretty cool on you. So that's, yeah.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well you could try it, see if you could try and see if it works for ya.<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' Speaking, speaking of the medallion, I noticed you wear it on the outside. Have you ever done any replacing the chain on it to something a little more comfortable?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh no. It's fine. It's fine. I mean I'd say that this uh the necklace chain with the like a pair- like a pair of- like a pair of keyrings with a belt buckle on them.<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' Mm. Alright.<br><br />
(typing noises)<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Hey Chris in hentai, the uh guys- like the girls usually say no but the, the guy touches her a bit and she gets into it. I was just wondering if you think that really works, have you ever tried that?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh. I'm sorry, could you repeat that?<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' I said in hentai, y'know the Japanese um, kinda pornography-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah. Yeah-<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' -usually, the, the girl kind of says no but then the guy starts touching her boobs or something and she gets real excited and gets into it. I was just wondering if you think that really works. Can you just make a girl excited and into you just like that?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uhh... Yeah I don't think so. I me- I mean in most of the time I'm sure you would probably just, the girl would probably just turn around and slap you right in the face or kick you in the groin.<br /><br />
(Various pained groans)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I don't know, you were saying it's educational. I think I saw that in a porn too.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Uh. Also (unintelligible) asked "How far have you gotten with a girl"?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I've never even been on a first date in my lifetime.<br /><br />
'''Female fan:''' Ohhh.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> At this point.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Hey Chris?<br><br />
(Fans talk over each other)<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' I was suggesting uh Chris, I have family in Bristow, Virginia. I've been out there a lot. And you know, they're- I mean, people that I've seen in Virginia don't really like anime and things that much. Have you ever considered maybe trying to meet a girl in the west coast? Because a lot of people, especially universities are into anime culture.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (sigh) Yeah but I'm no- I'm not planning on traveling outside of my state. Plus I would prefer to keep it local.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Yeah.<br><br />
(pause)<br><br />
(Everyone talks over each other)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah but to see the world means to have to have the money to actually go see the world.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Well You just have to save up a little bit.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Yeah. I mean you know, trains are good.<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' (strange incognizable noise)<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Gas is cheap now.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' You can meet so many people just going on a road trip or just you know, taking the bus or something I mean it's not too expensive, it's cheaper than a plane- (Chris talks over him)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah. Yeah, I hear you on that. But I just like, you know, if I want to go on a road trip I'd uh, I would not like to go it alone. I'd like to have my sweetheart by my side.<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' Mmm.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' The point is you could always get a job. That's what I did once a-(cut off)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh.<br><br />
(Fans talk over each other)<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' -and I wanted to meet a girl? I got this t-shirt that says "ask me about my large and attractive penis" and I wear that to the mall and it works every time.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Are you kidding, really?<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Yes. (cut off)<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' Well that's interesting. (laughs) I have to meet you some time.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ah boy. Uhh, alright, gentleman's clubs um...<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey Chris, what was that noise just now?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Noise?<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, I heard like a (snorts) noise.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh. Yeah, that was probably me be- because I was like objecting to the uh, when he was describing what it said on his t-shirt.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah that wasn't cool.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' You guys have no taste.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah-<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Disgusting!<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah I know.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Okay um.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span>But it just uh, just it m- just ma- I mean the way I see it, see somebody else wearing that it makes, it uh, it makes- it s- it would appear that guy is only looking for sex and women would be turned by sh- sh- sex right away at that point.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah it kinda sums up (cut off)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Um, so...<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Um... (Chris and Fan talk over each other) Yeah let me answer this guy's question. Yeah I don't know much about gentleman's clubs so I can't really answer that question. A, and uh...<br><br />
'''Fan:''' What about you though, like when you're looking for a girl, does like sex really matter? Like, to attractiveness?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, er, yeah. Eventually the se- yeah. Attractiveness does matter in one point of view but uh, but if you think about it it's like you want to get to know the person, the woman inside as well. Um, so, (I'd rather be in it?) so like uh, we were very close to each other emotionally and like friends, then the sex. Like uh, how Panda and I were very... close.<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' Hmm.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' What happened to Panda?<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' Yeah what happened to her?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I haven't heard fermer- I haven't heard from her in over two weeks and then recently there were, there was the fires in Australia close to by where she was. So I don't know whether she's still alive or not. I haven't heard from her in over a coupl- over two weeks.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' That's awful.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Yeah. I heard it was real bad, it was like a hundred and eight people died from those fires.<br><br />
'''Black fan:''' Daaaamn!<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, but you know it's okay that at least I have uh, at least I have uh, at least I have a good woman who w- who's willing to uh be at my side at this point.<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' Man... Uh-<br><br />
(Multiple people talk at once)<br><br />
'''Accented woman:''' -for the people who are dead?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm sorry, what?<br><br />
'''Accented woman:''' So you feel no remorse for the people who have died in Australia?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh no no, I DO feel remorse. Especially to Sarah sh- eh- I mean... I worry about her she's still ali- I worry about- I'm concerned if she's actually dead or still alive.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah I'm sorry to hear that.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I me- I mean, I mean I'd li- I mean I pray every day that she's still alive safe and well. And that she contact me soon.<br><br />
'''Accented woman:''' But you... you automatically, you basically abandoned her for Julie.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> But I did not basically abandon her for Julie.<br><br />
'''Accented woman:''' That is what it appear- seems like.<br><br />
(pause)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (sigh)...(sigh)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' She could be still alive, you never know.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Even if she isn't still alive, take solace in the fact with her perfectly barbequed remains fed to survivors.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> SHUT UP!!!<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Um, that was too far, you're going too far man.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah. And at this point I care about both- I care about of uh both of them equally. Both uh Sarah and Julie. But it's like, it's like you know uh, I'm uh stil- if she let's me- if she uh gets in contact with me, letting me know that she's still alive, and uhh she...<br><br />
'''Fan:''' But I'm letting you know Julie, if she's still alive what are you gonna do then?<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' And if people actually did eat her what would you do to them?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> OH SHUT UP!!!! Kick that guy out!<br><br />
(pause)<br><br />
(laughter in background)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Okay um. Uh...<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, but you know in all seriousness if Sarah gets in contact with me and lets me know she's gonna be coming my way in real life, and uh-<br><br />
'''Fan:''' You're not gonna dump Julie are you?<br><br />
(uneasy pause)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, I wouldn't dump Julie as a friend.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Oh but! Oh...<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Julie I still, Julie I still love you.<br><br />
'''Late guy:''' Hello everyone.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> But you told me I was your sweetheart, didn't you?<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' Oh hello, Doctor.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hm. (stress sigh) Julie I'm going through a- I'm going through a transition right now so it's kind of hard for me to make uh, short watch of what I say at points and y'know answering these kind of questions.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' I'm sorry uh, I don't mean to offend you or anything. Well I was just wondering-<br><br />
'''Guy:''' (unintelligible) guy Chris.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' Uncalled for.<br><br />
'''Black fan:''' Y'know what, don't worry about Sarah. Cause, y'know it usually takes like, like months for a person, like a victim of a fire or a flood of some crap like that, to y'know find shelter and then phone and internet and all that.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' You know, if the place is in a state of emergency, people are getting moved around all over the place, there's people in the hospital, I'm sure she's fine she just can't y'know talk to anyone.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' What about Alucard's question?<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Wait, yeah.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (sigh) Uh, I can't answer that question.<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' Mm?<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' Why not?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Because I'm still in a transition right- I'm still in a transition from Sarah to Julie at this point so uh I can't answer that question right now cause I wouldn't know how to answer it.<br><br />
'''Accented woman:''' It seems-<br><br />
'''Guy:''' So you "transition"?<br><br />
'''Fan:''' It's a hard choice, I can't blame you I mean, yeah.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh I mean you know what, that's- that's a flat out bad question, I mean I would- I'd be able-<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' It's quite valid.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (aggravated) Auuuughh! Okay now I'm gettin' uh, okay now my head's out of order.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' I've had that problem too.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' It's never fun.<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Okay forget it then.<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' Uh okay I got, I got one. Impressions, impressions! Uh, can you do one of Bill Clinton?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uhhh... no.<br><br />
'''Female fan:''' Oh.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' Um, Chris? Do you-<br><br />
(Everyone talks at once)<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (sigh)<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' I was wondering do you watch the Boondocks on Adult Swim?<br><br />
'''Black fan:''' Aw yeah that's my show!<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah I've watched the Boondocks.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' Did you enjoy it?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's alright.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' Can you do any imitations of the characters there, like Uncle Ruckus?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (incoherent gibberish) -dem niggers over there! Sing along if you know the words to that song I just made up.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' What was that?<br><br />
'''Guy:''' That was, wait, what?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> That was Uncle Ruckus. Well I'll tell ya what I sell propane and propane accessories all day long! (begins a high-pitched cackling and squeals more gibberish)... That was-<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Could you do Meowth from Pokemon?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Meowth!<br><br />
'''Fan:''' The talking Meowth.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Meowth! ... (cackles again) Aye Jessie, James, we gotta go snag that Pikachu again!<br><br />
'''British guy:''' Do you know how to do the Team Rocket song?<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm, the Team Rocket song er, do you mean the motto?<br><br />
'''British guy:''' Myes the motto, the classic one.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah. Hmmmm... Prepare for trouble make it double, to protect the world from devastation, to uni- to unite all people- o- (sigh)...<br><br />
'''Guy:''' ...in our nation!<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mm. Anyway... (sigh) Hang on I'm a little mixed up here. Prepare for trouble make it double, to protect the world from devastation, to unite all people within our nation, to debi- to debide(sic) the evils of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars above. Team Rocket blast off to the speed of light, surrender now or prepare to fight.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' ... Meowth, that's right.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' That's right!<br><br />
(chuckling)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Now hand over the Pikachu!<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No. (sigh)<br><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh come on-<br><br />
'''Accented woman:''' -than Sonichu, because Sonichu is obviously more powerful than Pikachu!<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I will not hand over the Sonichu, so there. (pause) Alucard, stop asking the questions please?<br><br />
'''Accented woman:''' Yes Alucard you are very annoying.<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' Yeah someone kick him out.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Good goin' Canine.<br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br><br />
'''Canine:''' Anytime. <br><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmmm. Actually I'm k- actually I'm kind of tired now uh... I'm gonna- I'm gonna head on down now but y'know I'll come back another night.<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' Okay.<br><br />
'''Accented woman:''' Well thanks for coming Chris, we really appreciate it.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> No. I've got a few questions for you Chris, I've been waiting.<br><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Clyde no, no, no.<br><br />
'''Accented woman:''' How did he get in here?<br><br />
(Everyone yells over each other)<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> It's important!<br><br />
'''Guy:''' Ohh he leeeft!<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> No, no, shut up, shut up-<br><br />
'''Other guy:''' He's not coming back, give up.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Tell him it's important it's about Panda!<br><br />
'''Other fan:''' I'm digesting her right now.<br><br />
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> That will get him back in, I know it.<br><br />
'''Guy:''' What's the important news?<br><br />
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[[Category:Mumble chats]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mumble_8&diff=196904Mumble 82016-03-29T17:36:59Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''Mumble 8''' is the eighth of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 17 [[February 2009]].<br />
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Chris confirms he drank (recycled) his [[semen]]. There are discussions about [[gaybian|lesbian]] sex, the [[homos]] (with awesome raging from GeckoMantis), and an Oscar-winning performance by [[Sarah May]] (RIP).<br />
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==Summary==<br />
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* Chris does his infamous [[Donald Duck impersonation]] for [[Julie]]<br />
* [[Megan]]'s favorite band is [[Wikipedia:Guns N' Roses|Guns N' Roses]].<br />
* Chris will not call Rick Astley a [[homo]].<br />
* There is a feud between [[Molvanîa]] and Russia.<br />
* [[Wikipedia:Son Gohan|Gohan]]'s girlfriend is Chris's favorite ''[[Dragonball]]'' character.<br />
* Chris is asked to list [[Chris and religion|the ten commandments and the seven deadly sins]]. He reaches for his Bible because he can't remember. (Although, as a Protestant, the seven deadly sins would be irrelevant.)<br />
* Mr. Roboto gets kicked.<br />
* Chris says his [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] told him premarital [[sex]] is okay.<br />
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[15:40]<br />
*Chris on premarital sex with Julie: After you get here, we could talk to my pastor about it further.<br />
*Julie: I've said it many times. I discuss it in my letter.<br />
*Chris: I'm just sayin'. After you get here, we could talk to my pastor about it.<br />
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[17:00]<br />
* A [[troll]] suggests Chris looks for loopholes in everything to justify himself. Chris cuts him off.<br />
* Epic rage from the troll.<br />
* Chris asks for forgiveness and says everyone has a different interpretation of the Bible.<br />
* Troll calls him out on his [[Homos|homophobia]]. Chris says he's taken it back, so it's ok.<br />
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[24:00]<br />
* Chris sexual urges weren't as strong back when he had [[gal-pals|female friends]].<br />
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[42:20]<br />
* Chris confirms he drank (recycled) his [[semen]].<br />
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[45:30]<br />
* Chris is willing to perform a threesome involving two men. Julie is willing to do it with Chris and [[Emily]] then.<br />
* It's not gay if balls aren't touching.<br />
* Chris wants them to engage in [[Wikipedia:Tribadism|tribbing]].<br />
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[47:20]<br />
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* [[Sarah May]] thought Chris wanted her and Julie to have a threesome.<br />
* Since Chris asked Sarah first, she can have the first threesome with Julie.<br />
* Two women is Chris's limit.<br />
* Chris can't decide between Sarah and Julie<br />
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[51:50]<br />
* Both women can't get pregnant because Chris would wear a condom.<br />
* The trolls explain the concept of friends with benefits. This is just too much for Chris to take in right now.<br />
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[56:00]<br />
* The speed at which Chris produces [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]] depends on [[Stress|how he is feeling]].<br />
* Chris should be able to draw more, say trolls<br />
* Chris will try to get a page done a day.<br />
* Derrick explains [[Wikipedia:Stream of consciousness (narrative mode)|stream of consciousness]] writing. Chris talks about storing shit in his memory, which is totally the opposite style.<br />
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[1:03:22]<br />
*The trolls ask Chris what [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy's]] voice is like.<br />
*A voice actor joins the chat and does various impressions while Chris attempts to do some of his own.<br />
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[1:09:27]<br />
*The trolls ask Chris what his favorite comic book series is. Unsurprisingly, it's [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<br />
*Chris doesn't go to [[McDonald's]] often, "maybe two or three times a week."<br />
*Chris says he plays with all of the [[toys]] in [[Chris's room|his room]].<br />
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[1:17:43]<br />
*[[Honor roll|Chris doesn't know what a euphemism is]].<br />
*Chris shoos away one of his [[cats]]. <br />
*Chris says he measured his [[Duck|dick]] with a ruler.<br />
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[1:28:30]<br />
*Chris talks about [[Dating Education]].<br />
*The trolls try to give Chris actual dating advice, but he ignores it.<br />
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[1:38:48]<br />
* Sarah May is so upset Chris called her Julie she attempts suicide.<br />
* Chris [[Chris and death|shrugs it off]], saying he still has Julie.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
===Introductions (00:00-00:39)===<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' What's up?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ahh, doin' okay, doin' okay. Got some [[stress]], but I'm okay.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' Stress is bad.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm, haven't updated in a while-<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' We enjoy the new- we enjoy the preview for the new comic.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Now, now just a, just a [[Bob walks in|minor recent event]] that I won't go into, uh, it's just a minor inconvenience really. But it made me- mmm, basically in a nutshell my computer got turned off and I didn't turn it back on for a coupla days.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' That is terrible. It remind me of the time my mama had taken away my computer. Because I, I spent too much time on it. And she said "You spend too much time on computer!"<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Huh. Goodness. Yeah. Yeah, but we don't have to go into that.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Hey Chris, there's something I forgot to ask.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Do you think you could do your Dona- your [[Donald Duck impersonation]] for me, please?<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' He already did that before, didn't he?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''[in his horrible Donald Duck voice]'' So ask me how was my day. What are we doin'? ''[quacks]''<br />
<br>''[Julie and others laugh]''<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris, how about, how about the- how about the Uncle Ruckus for everyone, please?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''[equally horrible [[The Boondocks|Uncle Ruckus]] voice]'' Don't trust them new [[Niggos|niggers]] over there! Sing along if you know the words.<br />
<br>''[pause]''<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' Um, I do not believe Ruckus ever says that. And I am from Russia, so I do not see much of the show though. [pause] Well, you should come see Russia, Chris. It is nice.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sure it is.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' Yes. It is very- although we have [[CWCville|high corruption in our government]], we are fine people, and we work hard for our lives.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I do not disagree with you.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' Wait, you said that- are you saying that corruption is good thing?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No. I, I don't like corruption. I'm just saying that I agree, I agree with you on the fact that y'all are proud people. And respectable. ''[pause]'' Okay?<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Like gays.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. I guess, yeah.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' [in camp [[Homos|gay]] voice] ''Obviously.''<br />
<br>''[pause]''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Chris, what's up?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Umm...a lot of things. Umm, lemme think...mmmmm...<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' I can't believe I'm talking to [[Liquid Chris|the real Christian Weston Chandler]]. It's mad.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, take a deep breath and accept it. 'Cause it's real.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' We love you, Chris. That is why we are impressed by the fact that you would do this for your fans.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yep.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Accept no substitutions.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' This is wicked awesome.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yep. Accept no substitute. Hm.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Nothing but net.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh, actually it's more like dot com, more like dot com now.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> What did you say?<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Nothing but dot com and [???]<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Actually, what did you say a few minutes ago? I couldn't hear you.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Say a few minutes ago? I, what, when I was talking to the nice Russian guy?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' Yo.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' I didn't know, actually-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, what?<br />
<br>[Julie and a guy talk at the same time]<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' What did you say about me?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I said that you were a nice guy.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' No, I was tal- I'm- excuse me Chris, but what [[Bryan Bash]] was saying to me. I could not hear him.<br />
<br>'''Bryan Bash:''' Um, that's your username, isn't it? "Nice Russian Guy"?<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' No, it is- no, it is Mr. Roboto. I enjoy [[Wikipedia:Styx (band)|the band Styx]] very much. We just get them here.<br />
<br>[''Bryan laughs'']<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, good. So-<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Hello there, Chris. Sorry, I was having a bathroom break. [''pause''] And for the record, I love Styx too.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' Styx is good band.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I never heard Styx, but I will not disagree with you.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Um, have you ever heard the song "[[Wikipedia:Come Sail Away|Come Sail Away]]"?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, I am afraid I have not heard that. Sorry.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Or "[[Wikipedia:Renegade (Styx song)|Renegade]]".<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That one neither. I'm sorry.<br />
<br>[''pause'']<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' You've never heard "[[Wikipedia:Mr. Roboto|Mr. Roboto]]"? ''Dōmo arigatō'', Mr. Roboto?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I've heard that used in cartoon shows, and other shows like that, other shows outside the cartoon.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Uhh-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I've heard the expression, but I've never heard the song. I didn't even know there was a song. So, um... just a minor ignorance because I did not know about it.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Oh, it's cool. Um, have you ever heard of [[Wikipedia:Rush (band)|the band Rush]]?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I've heard that, I've heard that band, yeah.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Rush is pretty awesome.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris, have you ever heard about Guns N' Roses?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, Guns N' Roses, that was, uh, [[Megan]]'s favorite band.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' I like [[Wikipedia:Elton John|Elton John]], personally.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' ''[interrupts previous guy]'' Speaking of Megan, whatever happened to her?<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' You are [[Homos|gay]] for liking Elton John. In Russia, we beat up gays.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Dude. I like Elton John's music-<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' ''[interrupts]'' You are also gay.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' -I also like [[Wikipedia:Boy George|Boy George]]. Is that a problem?<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' Boy George is homo.<br />
<br>''Guy: Mr Roboto, how about you just leave!''<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Hey Chris man-<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' Yeah. I am sorry. I apologize.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' So uh, speaking of [[YouTube]]... Just to say that he is actually gay. So uh, you know...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Who are we talking about?<br />
<br>''[long pause]''<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' You know the uh- ''[sounds like "[[Wikipedia:Never Gonna Give You Up|Never Gonna Give You Up]]"]'' -song...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh yeah. That was-<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' ''[interrupts]'' Yeah so that was- ''[unintelligible]''<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' He's not gay.<br />
<br>''[pause]''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well I dunno, so... I will not pass judgment either way.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' What do you mean by "pass judgment"?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean I would not call him a homo or st- or whatever.<br />
<br>''[pause]''<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Why would you call him a homo anyway?<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' Because it is right to ridicule the a- the gays.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Russia must be a very violent place.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' It is. You should come here.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' You are a very intolent person.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' I am very tolerant. It is my culture.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Very much so...<br />
<br>'''Other Guy:''' Your culture is intolerant.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' It is not my fault my culture is like this. I apologize for nothing.<br />
<br>''[Muffled]''<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' No. They killed communists.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yep. That's what I heard.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' Heard what?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That Russia does not like communists. They-<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' ''[Interrupts]'' Oh we like communists. But stupid fascists killed communism. I would like to see communism returned. It was a fun time.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I never really liked Russia.<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' Well Russia doesn't really like you. I heard you were from- ''[unclear]'' -state [[Molvanîa]]<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Chris what's your- ''[Yelling]'' Shh! Hey Chris what's your favorite ''[[Dragonball Z]]'' character?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ok-<br />
<br>''[Long pause]''<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' I'm gonna guess [[Wikipedia:Son Goku (Dragon Ball)|Goku]].<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No.<br />
<br>'''Guy:'''He's got that "Goku go get 'em" attitude.<br />
<br>'''Other Guy:''' I liked Piccolo myself.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I like [[Wikipedia:Son Gohan (Dragon Ball)|Gohan]]'s girlfriend. <br />
<br>'''Other Guy:''' Oh, did you know that "[[Wikipedia:List of Dragon Ball characters#Videl|Videl]]" [''the name of Gohan's girlfriend''] is the word Devil rearranged?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry. It's just a name.<br />
<br>''[Slightly unintelligible chatter about Dragonball Z]''<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Chris what do you feel about Satanists?<br />
<br>''[Pause]''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um... Uh yeah. I am not fo- I am not fond of those people. <br />
<br>'''Guy:''' You know they don't actually worship the Devil?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm. I see. But anyway I am not fon- I am not really fond of them.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' I know one in college. A Satanist. He pretty much- They don't worship the Devil but instead they- ''[muffled by other people]''<br />
<br>'''Other Guy:''' Chris, you know the Ten Commandments? [pause] Do you know the Ten Commandments Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I do.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' ''[overlapping]'' -Can you recite them for us?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yeah. <br />
<br>'''Guy:''' ''[overlapping]'' In the order that they're supposed to be.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Give me a minute. ''[Sound of Chris wandering off, knocking stuff over]''<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris I don't think you should leave- ''[unintelligible]''<br />
<br>''[pause]''<br />
<br>''[Something from Mr Roboto]''<br />
<br>''[pause]''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright the uh- Ten Commandments. ''[clearly reading from his Bible]'' "Thou shalt have no other God before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee any craven [''sic''] image. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord, thy God, in vain-"<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' ''[speaking over Chris]'' You are good at this...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> "-Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Honor [[Bob|thy father]] and [[Barbara|thy mother]]. Thou shalt not [[Death threats|kill]]. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt not swea- bear false witness against thy neighbor and thou shalt not covet anything that is thy neighbors."<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Uh we were kinda hoping you'd recite them off the top of your head.<br />
<br>''[muffled]''<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' -Ah it's been a while since i read it. Name the seven deadly sins.<br />
<br>'''Other Guy:''' ''[muffled]'' I dunno why he asked that...<br />
<br>''[muffled. Something about sex before marriage. Various clicks from someone's computer]''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah-<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' Yes. You are a whore if you have sex before marriage.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> EXCUSE ME? What did you say?<br />
<br>'''Mr. Roboto:''' I said nothing, Molvanîan bitch.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> EXCUSE ME?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah I heard him. Go ahead and kick that guy out.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Ok he's kicked now...<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> ''[in a very boyish voice]'' Son of a bitch...<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Seriously all the ones I know are- ''[muffled]''<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' I think it's true also though, I think he's a closet homo. Seriously.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well he's gone now, we don't have to worry about him anymore.<br />
<br>''[people yelling over each other]''<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' But he did bring up a good point. Isn't sex before marriage adultery? Isn't lusting after girls adultery?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''[interrupting]'' Listen, listen, listen.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Ok I'm listening.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ok. My [[Rocky|pastoral counselor]] has told me herself that it's ok. As long as she and I love each other truly and very much.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Yes well Chris, well I ''[people talk over "her"]'' Let me finish! <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Let her finish please. <br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Well in the Methodist I follow, there's no sex before marriage.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Wait, in the Methodist you follow?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Yeah, like in the way that you follow it, you're allowed to have sex before marriage, and [in the way] I follow it, you're not allowed to have sex before marriage. <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well it's um... Yeah...<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Um, who do you think has a better interpretation of the Bible? Your counselor, or God?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm. Well... The Bible can can be [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|misinterpreted in a number of ways]]. Umm-<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris, if I may? As of now, I don't have sex before marriage.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' I thought it was pretty straightforward. I mean... Jesus said himself that if you look at a woman with lust you're basically, you're maintaining a pretty- ''[talked over by Julie]''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mmm. Julie we can talk about this further after you get here. We can talk to my- my uh- my pastor at my church about it further.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I've said it many times, I've discussed it in my letter.<br />
Chris: Yeah. But I'm just saying, that we can talk to my pastor about it. [muffled] Ah!<br />
<br>'''Guy:''': You know we're all just trying to help you out man. <br />
Other Guy: We don't want you to go to hell. We don't want you to go to hell for having premarital sex [Chris interrupts]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> God is forgiving.<br />
<br>'''Other Guy:''' Not on this planet.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh Jesus is forgiving.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Well What if...[interrupted]<br />
<br>'''Other Guy:''' So, it's ok to have sex out of marriage, but it's not ok to be gay, is that what you're saying?<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' He's definitely forgiving, but you know, if you... [distortion]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...there are articles other than that.<br />
<br>'''Other Guy:''' Chris, you seem to always find try to justify yourself every time by adding loopholes to your Bible just so you can have premarital sex and everything and I don't fucking get it. You're trying to justify yourself for having a ''[[I am STRAIGHT|Playboy]]'', and you're trying to justif…and you're always justif...[interrupted by Chris] <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I AM NOT!<br />
<br>'''Other Guy:''' No! No! I'm not having a No! Fuck You! You're a fucking [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] douchebag!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well sometimes I don't know everything, so excuse me…for that.<br />
<br>'''Other Guy:''' [unintelligible]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I will, listen, I will, listen, listen, I appreciate your help, but you know when it comes to religion I think, uh... our own individual interpretations of um, each of us individually is uh as is important to us so my interpretation... and, uh, y'alls interpretation which are respectable uh- <br />
<br>'''Guy:''' [''interjects''] Which are right!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...are important<br />
<br>'''Other Guy:''' Okay, so Chris, uh, I just wanted to know, why so much hate against the gays, I mean if religion can be interpreted any way... [''interrupted''] ...seriously.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> uh hmm. I... Okay well… Okay I'll take back all the times I said I hated the homos, but obviously when I said that I was uh under a whole bunch of stress, and I just felt most uncomfortable around them and [[JERKS|men in general]], so I guess I just picked the wrong word, so I apologize.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Um, this is just like the time where'd ya-ya-you trying to say that a whole lot of you said were made at times of stress but um, sooner or later you know that isn't it you know going to be like... you can't retract every every statement because you made it out of stress, you know.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I know I can't retract every one, but those I am able to retract, I can and will.<br />
[''unintelligible'']<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I had a misunderstanding at that time.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' You sure have a lot of stress. I'm just saying.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I had misunderstandings at the time that I said that. Well, I mean, I was in misunderstanding. I misunderstood, I misunderstood, and I said the wrong word to use in my feelings against, uh, them in general, so I retract it back, I retract the word "hate," and I would replace it with, like, you know, I will, I am willing to cope with them in person, and respect, and I will respect them and I will be friends, but you know, nothing beyond that.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' I think you probably insulted a lot of them, the homosexual or bisexual people with that statement. Maybe you could make, like, a video, um, saying that you don't hate them.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mm. Alright, I'll do that in a few, I'll do that in the near future, make a video retracting the hate. <br />
<br>'''Guy:'''Yeah, just say...yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, alright, I'll do that in the near future.<br />
<br>'''Guy:'''[unclear] Well, by detracting the hate you get some of the needless violence out of the world, so that's good.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Right. OK. I'll do that in the near, I'll do that soon, then.<br />
<br>'''Guy:'''It's good of you to do that, Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> OK.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Chris, you said growing up you had mostly women friends? <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Most normal heterosexual men are able to form friendships with other heterosexual men. Uh, how do you explain [unclear]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mmm...uhhhhmmm...I just didn't meet so many, I just did not have the opportunity to meet so many...men. So there. I just did not have the...<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' You know,there's tons of boys who like Transformers. And Sonic.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah...I just, the opportunity never showed up so much. I mean as often as with the women. When I had the gal-pals in high school, for example, I didn't have that many opportunity to be friends or associate with that many...men, but you know I did have a few...guy buddies in high school, but that's, that's about it, basically, for that [unclear].<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' [unclear] characteristic of the homosexuals.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Wait, what? [static] Somebody just, uh, said something that I might, that I thought that, uh,...[stress sigh] OK, well look, I had guy, I had friends, I did have, uh, friends and acquaintances that were guys in my lifetime. I just had more female friends and acquaintances. <br />
<br>'''Guy:''' I think here that a lot of homosexual people and women are like in friendly relationships with homosexuals because they don't feel that threat because the homosexuals are gonna [?]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, wait, what? Say that again?<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Like, I heard that when, I heard that like women sometimes look at homosexuals as friends because, you know, they're not going to try to hit on the women. <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, in my case I would figure that, you know, I was younger than they are, and of course I did not seem as threatening, and I was definitely most friendly, so they were friends with me because they realized that I was friendly. Than other guys. Yeah. Because I didn't, because I, because I did not realize the, uh, sex, I did not have the sexual, as many of the sexual urges back then as I did when I turned 21, at the beginning of that time and beyond. <br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> [Sigh] So, Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#CC))FF">'''Julie:'''</font> 18 CRH What was wrong with a guy dating an older woman?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I was old, I was, I had, I was, mm, you might say I'm old-fashioned in that, old-fashioned in that sense, but, uh, I just didn't, I just didn't, I just didn't want to feel like, uh, I was like the lower half of the factor there. I didn't feel like I was being overtaken or something like that. I don't know, maybe I'm choosing the wrong words right now, the wrong choice of words, but you know they're the ones that came to my head right now.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' [question unclear]...pretty big rack?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sorry, what?<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Uh, uh, I'm not sure [] right that.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I think you said, uh, you, you, you were kind of a person that like big, big, big racks? <br />
<br>'''Guy:''' I'm the kind of a person who, I'm the kind of a person, you know, I wouldn't mind if she was a little bit older than me, because, you know, she might be a bit taller [?] looking for someone with a pretty nice-sized rack. <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I look more for, more for, uh, the look on the, uh, insides, but consider...<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' I mean, of course that's a given, I mean, I'm not going to, I'm not going to get with somebody just based on that, but you know, but it's always a nice thing...<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' Um, Chris, I have a question. You say you, like, get based on something on the inside, then what's with the preference? You, I mean, you see stuff in your comics about how it has to be a certain, you know,... <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, I'm sorry, could you start over and repeat that please?<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' You, your comics, you say they have to be a, like, certain type of person. They have to be, they can't be black or anything. They have to, you know, they can't be fat, they can't, you know, they can't be, um, yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, OK, I admit, I, I admit, I admit, I was a little, I was uh, more, shoot, what's the word I'm looking for? [Guy: "Picky?"] Uh, yeah, yeah, I was, OK there you go, I was more picky back then, but then once I realized as I got older, and uh, to become less picky about, uh, about some of those details.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' You had high standards back then, basically.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, that was, that was the word I was looking for, high standards, yeah.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Well, that's nice that you're a little bit more open now, hopefully you'll find the person that's your ideal.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well...I'm sorry, go ahead.<br />
<br>'''Guy "2:''' Would you date a black girl now?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um...<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Are you insisting he should see another woman?<br />
<br>'''Trolls:''' No! [garbled]<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Why not?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah cause, yeah Julie and I are doing very well together. But you know...<br />
<br>'''Guys:''' Congratulations. Congratulations.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ok, well, but just, uh, let me think about that, like you know, uh, OK, I am, I am, I am in love with Julie. She and I love each other very much.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' But you barely know each other, I mean, you've never met...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> We do, we have been... [fights to be heard] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. We talk to each other a lot about each other, getting to know each other very well.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Well that's different, I mean there's knowing somebody, and then there's knowing somebody. You know her based on the internet. I mean, she doesn't have to tell you, you know, the facts.<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' Or what she looks like.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' You haven't seen her with your own eyes.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, she told me, she did tell me the facts about what she looks like, and she was very honest with me. And I was... [interrupted]<br />
<br>'''Guy:'''...and on the internet, honesty really doesn't go that far. I mean...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [stress sigh]<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' What if this one turns out, like, the last time, there's no[]where something always ends up as a wedge between you two. <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I have faced a lot of obstacles, and I have, uh, overtaken them at my own pace, and uh, if anything pops up between me and Julie I'm willing to overtake them as well.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' It's just, I feel sorry for you man, you're always so close and something just makes it stop. I really wish you could find something [garbled].<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [stress sigh] Well, things have been working well between me and Julie.<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' Well, from my personal experience, um, that always happens with internet relationships, like, long-distance relationships, they never really work out. But I [garbled]. <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I appreciate that.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Hey Chris, can I ask you a question?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> It's kind of unrelated, I'm sorry, but um, I ordered up a new section on the Luv Shack, what's the story with the PokeBoy and the PokeGirl Magazine?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um...Yeah, you guys, on the Luv Shack, I created this section, of uh, of the fan art images for guys and images for gals. Yeah, but, you know, fan art [] on the internet, you know, I would put the boys in the gals' section and the girls in the guys' section.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' You know, um, sorry. You don't mind drawing the guys?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mmmmm... uh...Well there's, I'm still, I'm still in a bit of uh, I'm still having feelings, like, about that. I'm not comfortable with, like drawing them,...not drawing the Sonichus in that sense yet...<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' But you realize, you know you need a male for, you know, hanky-panky, right Chris? <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, still, while I did draw, but I did draw Sonichu previously in that sense, I never would draw an uncensored...dick.<br />
<br>'''Guys:''' [garbled]<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:'''Are you willing to accept fan-art submissions for it? Like,[] after that?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Well, for the fan-art section, for our gals, are you gonna put, like, all male ones, or are you gonna use [garbled]?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, I'm sorry, could you repeat that? All male ones or all female ones?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Are you only talking about like, the nude ones, or just all, like the one I drew, for instance?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mm. Yeah, I guess I could mix up and do both. I mean, it's not like they have to, would have to be...nude. Uh... Yeah, well, I try to promote straightness.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' So you could have it both.<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' I don't think there's a problem. I mean, doesn't he promote straightness? <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [in medias res]...section for the gals that has mostly guy images, and the section for the guys would have mostly girl images.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Wait a second, mostly? Yeah, and wait a second, mostly? Mostly?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, if you could, uh, I would say mostly, because you know, I, between the two of them, I would like, uh, have, like, you know, if there was a guy and a guy [sic], uh, the Sonichu and the Rosechu doing it, then I would put that between both.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Chris, what are you going to do about guys clicking on the guys section? <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Wait, wait, wait. Uh, I'm sorry, could you repeat that?<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' What about visitors who are guys who click on the guys section? Are you going to do something about that, like, put some sort of, one of your tests?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, I think you mean to say guys who click on the gals section.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' No!<br />
<br>'''Guy #2''' He said, guys who click on the guys section.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' People do that. [Chris's dialogue cannot be heard] No, I don't mean confusing, I mean people intentionally doing that.<br />
<br>'''Guy #3:''' No, he's talking about faggots.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Exactly.<br />
<br>'''Guy #4:''' That is a very hurtful word and I would ask that you not use it.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Gay people then.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, you guys, I have never used that word. You'll never hear me use that word.<br />
<br>'''Guy #3:''' I didn't mean to use that word either, I'm sorry. Everybody's talking for me.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. But like, you know, I hear it, and it's like you know I can take it with a grain of salt.<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' [] who does click on that section and they're not straight.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> So you're asking me, if a homo clicks on the guys' section and then finds out that it's uh, mostly female images.<br />
<br>'''Guys and Julie:''' [talking over each other trying to correct Chris's misunderstanding]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Eh, well, because I can't have the cat, I am unable to sort, sort that out, uh...<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' You could put like a test or something, like they have to, I don't know. Never mind. <br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' You could put a, "Are you a guy, yes or no?"<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [stress sigh]<br />
<br>'''Guy #3:''' I don't think it's that big of a deal.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna stress over it. If they wanna click on the gals, if the guys wanna click on the gals' section, and look at the guys in there, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna stress about it.<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' But I thought you were going to promote straightness. <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah exactly.<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' Why do you need to promote straightness, when you don't have a []in the first place.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. <br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' I mean, people are usually born, you know, with a certain preference.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I I I, I have heard that. I have heard of that. I have heard of that.<br />
Yeah, if you remember, remember that American Dad episode where Stannis [?] goes to the RNC, but then he's like one of the gay guys.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I've seen that episode, and uh, didn't much particularly care much for that detail in that sense.<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' Yeah, but, in the end, it's almost teaching people that people are born gay, they don't just turn gay.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [stress sigh]<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' Chris, listen to me for a second. What we're trying to do point out is that your dislike for gay people is almost like people disliking you for being autistic. It's uh, you were born autistic, right? It's not something that you can help. When somebody is born gay it's not something they can help. It's outside of their control. So any form of, you know, uh, disregard for them as a person is really, it's really unfair, man.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmmm...<br />
<br>'''Guy #3:''' Chris wasn't born autistic. He became autistic when the babysitter put him in the closet. He told us about it before.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I was, I was born autistic, but the babysitter who locked me used that room to bring it out.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' I can understand that that might have been a traumatic experience that aggravated the condition maybe, but you still have to accept that that condition was inherent in your makeup from the beginning, right? It was an inherent factor.<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' We don't want you to hurt people the way that people have hurt you.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but, but, yeah but, also let me point out that I have taken the tests in my lifetime that prove whether I was autistic or not. And they've showed positive for autism. I mean, between taking a test in my young life, and during my teenage years, and in my...<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' High-functioning labels aren't used anymore.<br />
<br>'''Guy #2:''' If you only had high-functioning autism, and we [audio garbled]<br />
<br>'''Guy #3:''' ...it's united like ADHD, it's uh,<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ADHD is uh, is different from autism. That's uh...<br />
<br>'''Guy #3:''' Not really, I mean, I had, uh, problems in school, so I had, you know, developmental difficulty, I had trouble focusing, and I had uh, trouble, you know, getting along with others. [people talk over each other]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Stop. I have a question. The, uh, you said it was ADH...C?<br />
<br>'''Guy #3:''' D!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> OK, so I know it's, uh, Attention Deficit and Disorder but [Guys: "Hyperactive."] Oh, hyperactive. OK. I just wanted to know, I just wanted to know what the H stood for.<br />
<br> [garbled]<br />
<br>'''Guy #3:''' I also don't like to be defined by my, uh, my, my disability. It's, I don't really see it as a disability because I, it doesn't factor that much into my life, you know. I don't blame myself, I don't blame things on it, I, I just try and improve myself as I go along. You know, like uh, you know, like if I can't pay attention then I'll work harder on paying attention, and eventually I'll get to a point where I can pay attention.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [Chris is distracted by something.] Excuse me.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' It's just another hurdle to jump over.<br />
<br>'''Guy:''' Wait, model's here [?].<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright. Oh shoot. Hang on, I'll be right back. I'll go ahead and do one thing about it, um,[] my glasses broke. I'll be right back. Hello? [He seems to be talking on the phone. Nothing consequential happens for two minutes]<br />
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===Recycling (42:20 - 44:18)===<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''[Returning after being away for a while]'' Hmmm.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Welcome back.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yep.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> What was that about, Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yep.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> What was that all about, Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I just had to- My Mom asked me to uh, go take her clothes out of the washing machine and put them in the dryer.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> [something]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Uh, Chris, I have a question, actually.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> I have this friend... I think he- It's a different friend, I think he might be gay.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Wow.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> He uh... After he's done masturbating he drinks his own semen, is that gay?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhhhhh, no. I don't think s- I don't think so, because, uh... I've done that, it's called "recycling" it. <br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Guys-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Wait, let him answer.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, it's basically recycling, it's like uh, he doesn't necessarily have to lost it... Because you know, you think of it waste if you- If you banged it out... And then you uh, and then you put- It's like you flush it down the commode or leave it in the uh, condom and put it in the garbage can.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> But isn't it burned up by stomach acid?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Yeah, it- <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, yeah- Yeah, yeah, yeah, but... STILL. Still, it's good for the new sperm cells. And plus there's also- Plus I've learned on the Internet that there's... There's vitamins in the- In the sperm cells, as well. So like, it's like basically you're helping yourself when you do that.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> That's interesting. I hear that the-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Although- Although personally I've kind of gotten sick of, uh... Swallowing my own. So like, you know... So, lately I've just been disposing of them. <br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Umm-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean it just depends on your own individual tastes. Uh, yes, Julie?<br />
<br />
===First Dibs on the Threesome Act (44:18 - 53:20)===<br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Well I heard somebody say "Hi Chris", it sounded like a female, who was it?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I don't know, I wasn't paying attention.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, that was me... My name's Emily.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. Hi, Emily.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I really like your comics.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Thank you. ''(Pause)'' Thank you very much.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I don't understand why you're still single, honestly.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Tell me about it.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> But, Chris, you're-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh right, but I am in love with, uh, Julie... right there, who just spoke just now. But...<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, she sounds like she's really pretty.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hey, take that as a compliment Julie.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Thank you.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Maybe we can have a threesome.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(shocked/happy)'' Oh wow!<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> But-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, go ahead, Julie.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> well, Chris has stated before that he does not want a threesome with two men.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well I will- Actually, Julie, I gave it some thought. And I am willing to do that for you. If you wanna do it with another- If you wanna do a threesome with uh, two guys... As long as, uh, I'm one of them... Uh, I'm okay with that. I've come to accept it.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Alright, I guess... I'll accept a threesome with two women.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well- You hear that, Emily? After Julie and I have done it a few times we can invite you.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> That'd be really cool! I mean we can go shopping at a sex store beforehand.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> You said with two guys?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh... yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Isn't that gay?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhhhhmmm...<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Not if balls aren't touching. They say it's not gay if all balls are not touching.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah I'm-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Ball separation is key, guys. Ball separation is key.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Uh, you hear- You hear that, Julie? That's uh... an official for us in that sense.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris, wouldn't you like to be-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Well you know what I say- ''(Talking over each other)''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hang on. Julie, say that again please?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Well, when we do have a threesome with two women, what would you like me and Miss Emily to do? <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Takes a deep breath, excited)'' Wow. I guess I'll put it out in the open, because I thought I'd told you before, Julie, but um... You know I-<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> [something]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, well, you know like how, uh, lesbians do like a scissor thing? Uh, yeah-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> You mean like "tribbing".<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, what was that?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> You mean tribbing. Yeah, that's the actual term.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, well... While two girls are tribbing, I put my dick between the two... Just- Between the two pussies. ''(Awkward pause)''<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I think that would be really hot.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Seems kind of uncomfortable.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> It's actually not, I've done it before.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Ooooh!<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Um, Chris, it's me, it's Sarah May.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hi, Sarah.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I thought you were waiting for me and Julie to have a threesome.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I thought it was gonna be special.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. Well-<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> There can be four now!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Heh... Or, uh, you know- Or Sarah, since, you know, I asked you first, we'll let you... We'll let you come over before Emily.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> But... I wanted it to be special, y'know, but...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It- It can be special, Sarah. It can be.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Okay... I'm really upset right now, I feel like you don't care about me.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah, I do care about you. I'm sorry I upset you.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> ...Thank you, Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> So how many men would you do it with?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh... I'd... I think, uh... Yeah I think, uh, two women is my limit. So like, you know... Just have to do it one at a time, but Sarah calls first dibs on the threesome act. <br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I don't really want this to be like a "First come, first served" type of thing, though. I want to know that you actually have feelings for me and Julie.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well... I do have strong feelings for Julie more, but I have... strong enough feelings for you too, Sarah.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Are you into Polygamy?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sorry, what?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Uh... Polygamy, it's like having more than one partner.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I think you're talking about be married to more than one women. No, no...<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Hey, so Chris, so we're obviously, uh-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> I mean Polyamory.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Yeah, Polyamory.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Polyamory.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah well anyway that- Anyway, that refers to married to more than one women, being ''married''. Not, uh, getting with- Not getting- Not, uh, not having sex, basically.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Wait, doesn't this go back to the whole "sex before marriage" part-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, NO-NO-NO-No-No, let's not got into that now, let's not get into that again.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> I mean like... Having multiple partners. Like, in multiple relationships.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Wait, didn't you say that as long as you truly love the person you can have sex before marriage, but do you truly- Are you saying you truly love all these girls that you just met?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm. Uh. Uhhhhhh... Right.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 4:'''</font> Oh, hey! Hey, Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Let him talk.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhm... Tryin'... Mm. Hmmm.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Chris, why are you taking- ''[someone else talks over her]''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm trying, I'm thinking!<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> -taking a long time.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I dunno... Mmm.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I just wanna know that you love me. Do you?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah May, I love you at least as a friend. And, uh... And I love Julie, as my girlfriend... And, uh, you know, if Julie hadn't, uh, hadn't uh- No, no, I'm sorry, I take that- beginning of that statement back, um... But anyway, um... I do love you very much-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> So you love Sarah as a friend?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I'm saying I love Julie as a friend AND as a girlfriend, but I love Sarah May as a friend. And I would love for her to... take part with me and Julie in a threesome in the future. <br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> You'll have sex with your friends, though? That's kinda wrong.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, that's not- NO NO NO NO NO, that's not necessarily wrong, because if you want the relationship... to uh, go well, you should start off by being friends.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Chris, usually that stuff just leads to like, awkwardness, I mean obviously you're kind of... prone to that, it's not because of you, it just happens because let's face it, you haven't had the best luck here, it's not your fault, you're a great guy, it just happened, but let's face it, you need all the help you can get.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I- I- I appreciate your help. I appreciate your help. <br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> I personally think that you should just stick to one woman.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but, you know, sometimes, in a... relationship, that's... That's one way the couple can, uh, spice it up, make it more exciting, to re-ignite the spark. You know-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> So uh, what if you do that and you get both women pregnant?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> But you, I thought you-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Wait, let him talk.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Pause)'' Uh... <br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Because that's happened before, I-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I would- I would be- I would wear a condom.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> What if it breaks?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> [something]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Mildly shocked)'' Did you just say that this turns you on, Julie?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> No, condoms kinda turn me off.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Also, Chris, both of my younger cousins were both born, not only from condoms but [something] I think you'll have to take that into consideration, it-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well- Hey- Well, still- Better off at least... the- At least having the protection.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> I know but I'm just saying like, you wanna have a baby be born like-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And plus- And plus, if the first one breaks, I can always change- I can always switch it for another one.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> I'm just saying, threesomes are risky, I mean what if you... I mean, you don't wanna have two children born from different mothers. ''(Awkward pause)'' Okay, uh-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Also, how would you-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Ah, we're over this, already, I'm talking about something else.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Alright, sorry buddy.<br />
<br />
===Stress (53:20 - 1:03:22)===<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well anyway, I- Well anyway, final point, uh... Sarah, you called for- Sarah, I will let you, uh, be the first to, uh, join me and Julie in a threesome.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I appreciate that, but I... I just, you know I don't wanna be like, the first of MANY, I want it to be special. I kind of accept, but... Your [something]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, Sarah?<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> -it's perfectly okay to have sex with her.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um... Yeah, you're right. I apologize. Sarah, it can be very special, and I am willing to make it as special as possible when it happens. ''(Long pause)'' Hang on a second, I got something else that I'm doing here. Mmm. ''(Typing)''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Well, what I've noticed is there's like different- Seems like Chris has an old case of Friends With Benefits.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> A- Wait, what?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Friends With Benefits, it's like, you have your girlfriend, and um, Friends With Benefits is like you're friends with somebody but you can still have sex with them. I used to do that back in my earlier twenties, but... I wouldn't really reccoment it because it really gets complicated.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Yeah that's what I was talking about earlier you guys, it starts out as Fuck Buddies, and a-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Loud Stress Sigh)''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> -high percentage only leads to things getting awkward and kinda tangled up, it just-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I hear you, I need to take my- This is just a lot for me- For my mind to take in right now.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Oh, sorry, um... Also, I'm a cartoonist. I read your webcomic, it's pretty good and stuff.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Thank you.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Uh- ''[Audio messed up for 20 seconds]'' -I was wondering like, how long does it take for you to draw a page? I can crank out a page, three to four pages per day.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm. ''(Stressed)'' Well it depends on how I'm feeling and what my mood is. I mean, I- It's like I could probably do like, about, your amount, or better possibly, I'm not saying totally, or fully with confidence, but uh... But you know, it just- it depends on how I'm feeling. It's like you know, when some- I have lot of things that get me down. And... And get me emotionally down. And uh, I have things that get me emotionally up and, feeling like a yo-yo, it just uh... gives me a dizzy feeling, it's like... I don't know. Just makes me feel uncomfortable and it's like, uh... Doesn't really get me into drawing that much there.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Uh... But see, the thing is, I've heard about your personal life and stuff. I heard that you're um, unemployed... <br />
<br>''[Audio is messed from 56:57 - 1:00:57. Eventually this one guy's voice can be heard. Apparently they're debating the pronunciation of "CWC".]<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Cwuck Guy:'''</font> Actually, without vowels it's more of a "cwuck". ''[Chris talks]'' "Cwuh-UH-Ck." ''[Chris talks]'' No, no, Chris. A "C" makes a "Cuh" sound, and the "W" makes a "Wuh" sound, so it's "Cwuck". ''[somebody else says something]'' I didn't say "Quack", I said "Cwuck." I'm just trying to pronounce the three consonants. ''[somebody says something]'' I haven't pronounced it any different, I'm saying "Cwuck". "Cuh-Wuh-Ck." ''[Chris and others talk for a few seconds]'' You know what, you know what Chris it might actually be a good idea to put an explanation into the comics for people who aren't in this chat. <br />
<br>''[Audio finally returns to normal at 1:03:22]''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> -four eyes. <br />
<br />
===Impressions (1:03:22 - 1:09:27)===<br />
''[Various people talk over each other, apparently they were talking about [[Punchy Sonichu]]]'' <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright well, excuse me, I misunderstood that. Well anyway, it's just a characteristic about Punchy.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Chris, I'm sure ''[something about China, the country]''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> I'm just easily offended by things I see, and uh... You know, stereotypical- Like, last night we were reading it and some of us- Who was doing the voice of Punchy? I think it might be nice to have Chris listen. ''[Says whatever the dude's name is]'', was that you?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Voice Actor:'''</font> Yeah, I was doing it.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Hey, could you show Chris your Punchy voice?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Voice Actor:'''</font> Okay, give me a line for Punchy to say.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Umm...<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> "If I see that pickle one more tiiime!"<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> "Wax on, wax off."<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Voice Actor:'''</font> ''(Punchy voice)'' "Wax on, wax off."<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's it?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Voice Actor:'''</font> ''(Punchy voice)'' "[Something] and all my Sonichu Friends!"<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm...<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> That's bad, that's racist, man.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> In the comic it says he's a martial artist, like...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, well, for the record, that's not what Punchy would sound like. But, you know, for a reference, Punchy would definitely sound more like... The guy who actually did the voice of Knuckles in the animation.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Oh, okay...<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> So he's basically just Knuckles.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No- No no no no, not bas- He's not basically Knuckles, I'm just saying that his voice would SOUND like knuckles.<br />
''[Everybody talks over each other]''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Well, he's got the same eyes as Knuckles, he's got the... like, the knuckle-duster things. And, y'know, he's being voiced by the same person as Knuckles-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> NO, not necessarily the same PERSON. Not necessarily the same person, but... Sounding similar. But not exactly- <br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> So essentially somebody doing the Knuckles voice. Some guy, who isn't the voice actor for Knuckles, doing the exact same voice for Punchy.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> ''[says something about someone named YouTubeLover]''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> YouTubeLover asked, what was Rosechu's favorite food?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmmm... Italian.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Awesome Guy:'''</font> Pickles.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> NO. Kick that guy out.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Meatwad:'''</font> Who do I kick? I did not see who it was who spoke.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Oh, it would appear we have the voice of Meatwad here.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> No, you do not.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Okay...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's funny. Just sounded like Meatwad there.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Yeah, sorry. ''[says something about doing voices]''.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I- I can do- I can do it a little bit better. Listen-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Meatwad:'''</font> "Go out and zap it to the extreme!!"<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''[Does Meatwad impression. I have no idea what he says.]'' <br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Um, I'd say his was better, Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Meatwad:'''</font> Yeah! ''[Says something else, his impression is as hard to understand as Chris's]''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> I think Chris's is better.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Nah, I like his.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Voice Actor:'''</font> I can do a pretty good Carl.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Oh, come on, let's go.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Voice Actor:'''</font> ''[Does awesome Carl impression]'' "Hey, come back ovah here! You haven't even messed up my house yet!" ''[says something else as Carl but people laugh over it]''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Hey, has anybody seen Metalocalypse?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Yeah, I have.<br />
<br>''[Several people do impressions of Metalocalypse characters and talk over each other]''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Guys, guys, shut up. Let Chris do it.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You want me to do Carl?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Sorry, I had to mute everybody to give you a chance to talk.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, so you want me to do Carl. Just for the record, you want me to do Carl.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, let me see, um... ''(Does his "Carl impression")'' "Gonna get it on tonight! We're gonna have ourselves a big ol' piece a meat there! Hey, Cup. Your- Your ass is cashing me. You're cashing a check. You're writing up a check that your cash- That your ass can't cash."<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Heh heh heh. That was pretty good!<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> That was really good.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Still as "Carl")'' "We gonna get it on tonight! Getting it on tonight!"<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> It's like I'm watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Chris, can you do any of the voices from Metalocalypse?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Pause)'' Uh...<br />
<br>''[Someone does an impression of Nathan Explosion. Hard to tell if it's Chris or not.]''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Uh, I think that was pretty lame, I know what the voice sounds like, and no. That's just not it.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Chris, can you do Dr. Rockzo?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Yeah, can you do Dr. Rockzo?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> "I AM DR. ROCKZO, THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN! I DO COCAINE!!!"<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Dr. Rockzo:'''</font> Y-y-y-y-YEAH!<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Nice.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Dr. Rockzo:'''</font> Yeaaah!!<br />
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===Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)===<br />
<font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> So, um, Chris. I'd like to have a friendly challenge with you. Seeing as how we're both artists and we're pretty much, um... We're pretty much both, um... artists. I'd like to- You know how you say you do a page a day? <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhhh, yeah?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Alright, well, I'd like to do a week challenge. Starting on Monday, you know-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Monday next week.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Yeah, starting Monday next week, we will each challege to draw one page of whatever comic you wish, like you can do Sonichu, and we have to do something entirely new per week, from Monday until that Sunday, so it'll be seven days, seven page comic per day. I was wondering if you wanna do that challenge with me?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, that sounds... That sounds cool.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Okay. Also, um... Let me re-post something. I did a portrait of my girlfriend, if you wanna see. Hold on.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, I'll take a look. I mean, uh... I would relate.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Alright, it should be to your left.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah I see it. Let me just copy and paste that.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> To my web browser. <br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> I'm going to draw a small seven-page comic featuring Mr. Skittles. Also, to be fair, it doesn't have to be colored, it can be black and white, if you wish, because it just some people take their time with their work, but... It's just seven pages of new material a week.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright. Hey, that's a good drawing, by the way, of your girlfriend.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Thank you. Took me about five hours to work on.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. Hey, is she actually blowing through a bubble wand, 'cause it's kinda hard to see the handle.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Oh yeah, she's blowing through a bubble wand, she loves to blow bubbles.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, that's sweet. Hey Julie, you should take a look at this.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Hmm? Oh, that's pretty good.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Chris, next time you come to Mumble, I'll try and show you a sketch of Mr. Skittles next time.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. You know you could upload your images onto this image hosting site I know, hang on I got it bookmarked, um... <br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh... Oh yeah, DeviantArt.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Oh, okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, you can upload there.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Laugher:'''</font> Ha ha ha ha ha.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> ...That was a great laugh, can you do that again? ''(Pause)'' Yeah, I thought not.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Hey, Chris, what do you think about more contemporary- Well, not exactly comtemporary, but uh, some of the more famous graphic novels from The West, we're talking stuff by Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman, like uh, you heard of any of that?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I never heard of those.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> The Watchmen? You know, the most celebrated graphic novel of all time...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I- Hey. I have heard of Watchmen. As a matter of fact, I know of the uh... They got season 1 of the uh, the web- Of the uh, animated comic of that on the PlayStation Network. So I have heard of Watchmen. I thought- I wasn't sure- Is there actually a character who looks like Batman in that series?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Uh, you're thinking of Nite Owl, and um... The whole thing is that Watchmen is supposed to be a spoof of the Golden Age comics, and Nite Owl is supposed to be a spoof of the techno genius archetype of superhero who uses his wealth and technology.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, so he is like Batman, and such. <br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> It's like a [[parody]].<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Yeah. My personal favorite's always been Rorschach.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I don't know, I haven't seen Watchmen yet.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Well, it was originally a graphic novel.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, seen, or uh... have it, yet.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> And I doubt the movie's going to be very good, they usually screw up the movies, and seeing as how the guy who directed 300 is doing it, I think it's just gonna be a overdone pile of garbage.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Alright sorry, I had to let my dog out, he was scratching in the dark. Um, the thing is that Zack Snyder he's good at certain types of movies, and I'm not sure that Watchmen is really his-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well. I'm not saying that I'm necessarily gonna be watching the movie... But, you know, because I hear good talk, I may consider downloading a... episode or two of the Watchmen animated comic. On the PlayStation Network.<br />
<br>''[something about how it's not animated and it's going to be on DVD soon]''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Hey Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> I actually wanted to ask you a question, uh... Since we're talking about comic books and graphic novels and everything, do you read any comic books, do you have a favorite comic book at all?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, Sonic the Hedgehog series. From Archie Comics, I have the premiere issue zero, that where I based the uh, [[Sonichu 0|number zero comic book]], based on the number there.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Oh my god, me too, I have issue number zero too!<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Actually, Chris, I have another question from, um, a fan. How often do you eat at McDonald's? Uh, when do you go there?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, not very often, I'd say like, uh... You know, two or three times a week.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Any specific times?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, not specifically, it just depends on how I feel.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Right.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> What about the Happy Meal, do you still get those?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh... No. I used to, but I don't nowadays.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> What about the toys, I mean you can still buy the toys separately from the Happy Meals.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... But I don't need necessarily now to collect the toys... But it's not like I, uh- It's been a long time since I actually bought a toy by itself from McDonald's or Burger King. ''(Pause)'' Yeah, so like I said, that's uh... I haven't done that in a long time.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Oh... Are most of the toys in your room from past... like, you collected?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh... Yeah, most of which.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> So you don't buy toys, like, recently?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well I mean I buy like- I bought, like... Transformer toys, recently.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> I have another question from a fan, uh... YouTubeLover was saying, you have so many toys, so when do you play with them? Or, do you play with them?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I play with them sometimes. You know just to at least, change them from robot, to vehicle, to robot and back, and back. Hm... It's kinda like, uh, one way to, uh, put my mind off something else, or relieve stress events, it just- ''(Suddenly getting defensive about it)'' I don't care- I don't care, it's like, you know, people are young at heart, and I consider myself young at heart, ''so there''.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Oh, well that's okay, I mean I built my Gundamn models and stuff, so it's cool, man.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Which grade do you build?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> What?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Which grade do you build?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Oh, I have all the grades, I have like everything.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> I only do like... first grade-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Anyway, let Chris talk.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No that's okay, you all continue, 'cause I don't have anything to contribute to the conversation.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Well Chris, we want to hear stuff straight from you.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean, I... don't particularly have any Gundam models myself. So, I wouldn't- So, I can't really say. Myself. <br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> But still, you do have toys, right, I'm just saying that's cool.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean, it's alright, I don't mind other conversations besides from ones around me. I mean let's all talk-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Yeah but you're here and essentially... You don't really come here much.<br />
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===Duck Tales (1:17:43 - 1:28:30)===<br />
<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Hey, Chris, I have another question for you.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah?<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Would you ever get your... duck pierced, if your sweetheart thought it would be really hot and it would improve your sex life?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhhhhhh... I'm sorry could you repeat that question again, my "duck pier"?<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Your duck pierced, you know, your...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ohh! Oh, right, oh. I would never have- I do not have a piercing-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Prince Albert.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> No but would you do it, because, I mean-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> It can increase the pleasure.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, uh... Even that considering, I still would not get any piercings.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Yo, what's a "duck"?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It's an- It's a- It stand- It's like, replacing the "I" with a "U" in the word "dick".<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> So it's a euphemism. ''(Pause)''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It's just another word I made up, another word for dick, but without saying "dick". It's-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Do you know what a euphemism is?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Okay, it's called a euphemism.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> "Euphemism"...<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> It's basically another word for saying a nicer word for something that-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> I understand, I understand.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> And you spell it Y-O-O-P-H-I-M-E-S-M.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah- Uh, excuse me, I'll be right back.<br />
<br>''[Silence for a few seconds]''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Seriously guys, we-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(In the background)'' Kittyyyyy... ''(More silence)'' No kitty! Outta the kitchen. Shoo! Shoo-shoo! ''(More silence for a while, some rustling and breathing heard)''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Are you okay?<br />
<br>''[More silence]''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Hey Chris, I have a question here from a fan.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Wait for him to get back first.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Oh, I thought he was back.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> He's feeding the kitty.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> I like cats, they're very cute.<br />
<br>''[Some more talking about cats]''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Okay, quiet.<br />
<br>''[Sound of water running or something, more rustling. A long period of silence. More water running. Chris can be heard talking to the cats a few times.]''<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris? Hello? ''(Chris sighs in the background)'' Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, hang on, I'll just put my headphones back on. Yeah, I'm back.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Hey Chris, can I ask you something?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, Julie.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Um...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It's okay, what is it?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> It's about... You know, uh...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, is it sexual?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Kind of.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It's okay.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> It's about... Down there.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, what?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> It's about down there, your... duck?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, it's okay. I don't mind talking about it, what is it?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Is it really... Naturally bent, I- I know it ''[something]''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Is it actually what?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Tell me about why your duck is bent, please.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. Oh, bent. Yeah. I- I did- It's... It's- It's natural, it's natural, toward- Toward the end, it has a downward bend. It's downward. Uh, it-<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris, I'm a doctor. I've never heard in my life anything like that.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You're a doctor?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I want to be one and I'm studying up on it, remember?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. Hmm... Actually I don't remember you telling me that, so that's news to me.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> It was like one of the first things I sent you. How do you not remember?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Julie, I forgot that one, but yeah- That's right, yeah, you did tell me about that. Sorry about that. Well anyway, you are studying to be a doctor.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Yes, and never in my life have I heard that it... Chris, was it- Was it a penis pump? It's okay if it was, I just want you to tell me the truth.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh... Well, actually, um... Well, I don't- Okay, I don't know why it's bent downward, I just assumed it was natural.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> You must have done something, come on.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well... Maybe because I've been wearing briefs- I've been wearing briefs all my life, and that could've, uh, forced it to be bent downward when it gets... stiff.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> But, Chris-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I dunno! I don't but- I don't know-<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris, have you ever used a penis pump?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> A- a- a pump?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh... Yes, I have. ''(Pause)'' Well, but- but my- My penis was already bent downward BEFORE I used the pump. It was already bent downward.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> What about the Viagra?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I never took Viagra.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> You told me you did, didn't you?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I took- For the record, I did not take Viagra, I took Extenze.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Oh right, right.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And my- My... dick was bent downward before I took that as well.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Oh. Can I ask you a question about that?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, sure.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Did you take Extenze and use a penis pump so you could try and impress women, maybe?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, did you say if I could- Are you asking me if I could do that?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> No, why did you use the pump and the Extenze?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, I did not do it the same time, for your- for your information.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I know but why would you use them at all?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, I felt like my dick could be longer. <br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> ''(Pause)'' Oh, alright. I'm just asking, I'm sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It's okay.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Yeah, those don't actually work, they can actually cause damage to your penis.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> What, the pump?<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Yes, and also most women do not care about like...<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Hold on.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, for the record, mine does grow up to a maxium of seven inches.<br />
<br>''[People talking over each other, somebody asks about measuring]''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm... Well-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> You could use a tape measure.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I used a- I used a ruler. You know I- <br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Oh.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I based it against the uh, bent part. Make it straight. So, it does go a maxium of seven inches in length.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Yeah my dad was a doctor, he always told me to stay away from those things.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well anyway, you know, that measurement was- That measurement was made AFTER the, uh... Extenze. ''(Pause)'' You know, before and after- Before it was like five to six inches. <br />
<br />
===Dating Education (1:28:30- 1:38:48)===<br />
<font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Okay, um... ''(Awkward silence)''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Hey Chris, I was wondering, where did you get the idea for [[Dating Education]]?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> The idea for Dating Education... Okay, basically in High School we have ''Sexual'' Education, and it's like, well it's fine for... when you get that far in the dating situation, but how to we get to the first date, period. That's the idea-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Uh, excuse me Chris, but I think the whole point of Sex Ed is more out of, um... cautioninary, you know, telling the kids to take caution and-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> -it's not exactly an instructor, it's more or less just telling them-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, yeah, I- I understand that. And, uh... I understand that, I took a Sex Ed class when I was in High School, so I unders- I do have [[Chris and sex|a great understanding]] of that. I'm just saying, how do we... get to the first date, period, that's why, Dating Education, I feel is required. It's-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Well most people- The thing is, most people can handle their own pre-date blindness, I think it's just your Autism kind of prevents you from-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Plus, you-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Hold on, let me talk.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Look, let me just, look, well one thing. ''This guy'' is blaming my Autism.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> No, no, no, look, I'm studying psychology, I know this stuff. Um, it makes it hard for you to interpret social cues, so...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, exactly, Dating Education is for people like that. Could be for people like that to-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> You could actually go to therapy, and they can teach you this stuff.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, they should teach it- They should teach it like in uh... In the High Schools-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> That seems kinda like it would be a waste of school funds.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, not necessarily!<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> I'm just saying for normal- Normally for people, dating comes easily for them.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah well there are- There's-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Wait, wait, don't talk over him.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> There are a lot of people who still are very shy to even approach... women, and there are even shy people who are afraid to approach men. I-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Well, I think that has to do more with personal shyness, I mean you have to get over that eventually. That is very-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but still, Dating Education classes will- Will allow... Would teach, uh... The uh, shy people, uh... Good things to say and do.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Well, they already have Psycho Therapy.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And also-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Psycho Therapy.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It has nothing to do with therapy. It's like... You teach them to-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> How isn't it like therapy?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You teach- Therapy is like, only one person, in one room, you-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> No, they have group therapy too.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> Yeah, I took group therapy for my depression, and it helped me.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> I have something called Social Anxiety Disorder, I was really shy, I couldn't talk to anyone, so I went to group therapy, and I learned all about dates and stuff.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Hold up, uh, Chris- I don't know if you're reading the left or not, but YouTubeLover is actually saying that shy people aren't retarded, ''[something]'' YouTubeLover is saying.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ummm... For the record, I'm not- I'm not [[slow in the mind]]. And also, The R-Word is offensive to me.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> I'm sorry, that's just what YouTubeLover said.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> "The R-Word"?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> "Retarded".<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Oh.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It questions the mental capabilities.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Chris, this is not what I'm talking about at all, you're just taking what I'm saying and trying to completely derail it.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> I know what you're talking about.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Maybe you need a class on how to get friends.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> See, what I'm saying is this is all, um... Making friends and stuff, this is all... It's not really stuff you can teach, it's just...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but... Dating Education class would teach you, like, would recommend... suggest things you could say and do.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> But it isn't really a proven method, Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Chris, let me- Here's the situation, you remember when you were in the PokeLeague?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Yes. Did you have friends there? I mean, that's what friends are, friends are people that you can relate to, they are... people that share-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I had- I had acquaintances- I had... friends AND acquaintances.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Well, it- I mean, you like to put things into categories and, y'know, you'd consider people that have a similar interest in things with you as friends, because you know, you talk to them about things, and you share ideas.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> I mean, we're all just trying to help you, Chris.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Right.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> What I'm trying to say is, dating basically comes down to social skills. You can't teach social skills as something that- You can get therapy for it, I mean it's not really something you can teach.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It can be taught though.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 2:'''</font> No it can't. <br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 4:'''</font> There are like, dating coaches, Chris, have you ever thought of seeing a dating coach or someone like that?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> Those are baloney.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Sounds like baloney.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> ..You know, you kind of-<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 1:'''</font> Well anyway, what I was saying, is... forget it now.<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy 3:'''</font> Well, as I was saying, you... You don't really learn, you kind of, you know... Get to know somebody, um... It usually starts on how they... It usually starts with similar interests-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, hang on, hang on. Stop for a moment. Hey. YouTubeLover, I've played video games, my mind gets- I have developed quick-minded skills from that, so therefore... I can make- I can make decisions on the fly like THAT. ''(Pause)'' Yeah but still, that still proves that I'm not slow. 'Cause I can make decisions- <br />
<br>''[Audio is messed up for a while, Chris is still talking about how he's not slow and has many friends]''<br />
<br><font color="#000000">'''Guy:'''</font> It sounds like you're getting "acquaintances" and "friends" messed up, the people at Church are acquaintances, and kind of have to be with you, friends are the people that would ask, after Church, "Hey, let's go get something to eat" or "Hey, did you hear about this movie coming out?" and then you go see a movie with them.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, I'm getting tired of answering questions right now, but... ''[Audio still messed up. Chris and the others keep talking back and forth for a while. Sarah May returns and they start talking, eventually the audio goes back to normal]''<br />
<br />
===Chris shatters Sarah May's heart (1:38:48 - 1:56:55)===<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah, you are my friend.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I don't know, because it doesn't always feel like that, you know?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmmm... I get- I get under stress sometimes, it's hard for me to... think... about every single detail.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I sensing that, like, you just wanna use me for sex, you-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I want- I- I am your friend, and I wish to... Sarah, you are my friend. And I love you as such. Okay?<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I guess, I... kind of feel like crying...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No you don't have- Don't cry. Don't cry. I'm sorry. <br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I'm just a little upset that ''[something]'' then we'd have a threesome and like-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. Oh, oh, oh, that. Yeah. Hmmm... Yeah. I'm sorry about that. It- Uh... My mind was- was in one- was... Uh... Had my mind in another location, and uh, just... didn't want me to think, past... clearly. I'm sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You mean like, in a sexual place, you know, like thinking about that?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Actually, Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No I- No no no, not in a sexual place, no.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Okay...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I was like, uh... Hm, uh... some- yeah. Hm. Anyway, I'm sorry, Sarah.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Um, Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, Julie?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Because of my, uh, recent religious studies, I don't really think... Chris, I don't really want you to have sex with another woman.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, I'd be having the sex with you FIRST.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> No, that's... That's not what I mean, it's more the... I don't want you to have sex with another woman.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Sigh)'' Well that's like, you're- you're- you're, uh... Now you're saying it's like, uh... Another-<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> And I'm not gonna have sex with other men either, so...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But, you know, Julie I was-<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> The Bible states that sex should only be after marriage and with one person, your soulmate.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well... Yes. Julie. But, you know, from what I was taught in my Methodist Church, sex before marriage IS okay. As long as we love each other. Very much, Julie. And I love you.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris, I do truly love you, but... It's love, and it's something you should just share with me, you know.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, that's right, I will be shining for you first, for a whole bunch- For a whole bunch of number of times, and than if we want- and then if we- Then- If and when we feel ready, with Sarah, who is our, uh... Who is our friend.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> It's God's will that you went to a Methodist Church. Which is the same is mine.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Wait a minute, I thought you said that you didn't go to Church.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> No I mean, I went to a Methodist Church and it's the same as yours- No, I mean- What I'm trying to say is, what I'm TRYING to say is that I don't want you having sex with other women. I'm just trying- Chris...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Julie. I understand. And I'll respect your wishes. I will keep myself- I will save myself sexually for you.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I'm sorry, I'm just nervous.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It's okay. It's okay, I understand. ''(Pause)'' I'm hugging you, Julie. Do you feel that?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Yes. You promise me you won't have sex with other women?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Un- Unless I had your consent, I promise I will not have sex with other women.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> But... But, Chris, you promised.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well... Yeah, I promised, uh... You'd be the first- You would be in- You would be- You would be in our threesome, and uh... <br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> But... But Julie just said she didn't want you to... You know...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, she didn't want me to have... sex with other women, uh... Julie, uh, you wanna answer this question? Because I'm not sure I'm able to, myself.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Yes, I will answer it.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> So what's the question?<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Um, I was just wondering because... Chris promised me before that he would have a threesome with me, and now you don't him to, and... I'm really upset right now, is all.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Well yes, but you must understand where I'm coming from, I mean, I'm sure if you had a husband, you actually wouldn't want him having sex with other men.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Well, I- I understand, because I'd want to keep my man to myself to, but it's just... He promised, I don't know what kind of person goes back on their promises.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I'm sorry, Sarah May, but this is my decision.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I understand, but... I just feel really... The promise you made to me was just really special and sacred, you know? I just want to know that we're good friends, you know?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I meant the promise as sacred between me and Sarah May, as friends, and such. And, uh, Julie, just to let you know, I would be- I would be okay- You would have my consent if you wanted to, uh, have sex with the other man, that's why I had given- That's why I gave it consideration, and uh... Feel that I'd be cool. With uh, you having, uh... With you and me having a with- With another- With the guy, with the second guy in there.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> The Bible is the Word of God. Not your Church. I love you. I love you with my heart, Chris, but please... <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I understand, Julie. I understand. And I respect... you for that.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I think it's okay in the Bible if it's sex with someone you truly love.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. You're right- You are correct, Sarah. It is. Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> It's the WORD OF GOD. Not your Church.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but the Church enforces, uh... The rules in the Bible. A guidelines for like, how we should... live our lives. Recommendations.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> It's God's Will. And I think that it would be against God's Will if we decide to do it with another man or woman.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmmm. I understand, yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Now please, Chris. Promise me that you won't have sex with another woman that's not me.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Julie, I promise, I will not have sex with another woman that's other than you.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> But you promised me first! Doesn't that matter to you?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Yes, Sarah, it does matter to me. And I'm sorry. I just-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> But-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I didn't realize that Julie would feel this way. I wish you-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Well-<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I'm sorry, Sarah May.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Doesn't it matter the way I feel?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It does matter, Sarah. I feel for you. I truly do.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I don't think you do, Chris! I doesn't feel like you do.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I do, cuz it- 'Cause right now, it might feel like, uh... You're being... You're being set- It might feel like you're possibly being set out- Set aside, like an outsider, but-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> It feels like that because that's what is happening, I mean there's no other word for it.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Wait a minute, Chris. Chris, when you talk about how you promised her first... Who else have you promised sex to?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ohhhhh... Uhhhh...<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Chris, a promise is a sacred thing, and I just don't understand why you would promise me and then break it, and then promise Julie, how does she know it's true?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Sigh)''<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Because he truly loves me.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> But I thought you loved me!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Alright, I-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Chris, you- You can't have it both ways, you know. I don't understand why you-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah. Sarah.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Yes?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Don't be upset. I'm sorry, I made the uh, promise... with a- with an assumption that I was uncertain of on, uh, Julie's behalf. And Sarah, I love you and care about and respect you as a friend. And I'm sorry I made a promise I could not keep.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> But, I don't know if I can trust you now. I mean, I was gonna go to Virginia and everything, and now it's... Now I don't think I should.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah, you are welcome to come and visit. But as I just have promised Julie... No sex. But we can still hang out together. Is that okay, Julie?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> What?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Just hanging out. Me and Sarah May.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Well that's alright. But if I catch word, Chris, that you did commit adultery with Sarah May I will be very upset.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I swear, I will not, uh... have sex with Sarah May. Sarah, you-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> ''(Crying)'' It's not fair, Chris!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry. I'm sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> It's not fair, why would you do this to me??<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I didn't know back then!! I'm sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I... I feel so broken right now.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I feel s- I feel sad about it too. That I- That, uh... I can't keep the promise. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. ''(Pause)'' I feel for you, I truly do, Sarah. As a friend, I feel for you.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> How could you feel for me, 'cause... This is never happened to you, no one's ever broken your heart like this.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> My heart HAS been broken before. ''(Sigh)'' Between Mary Lee Walsh, uh... Tellin' me not to search for my sw- Search for sweetheart the way I did back then. And then also that one time... That I actually drew in the- drew as a Sub-Episode. Hanna. She was just pulling my leg back then.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Chris, what are you talking about?!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm just giving you a couple of examples of when my heart WAS actually broken.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> But- But why? We're talking about me right now, I thought. <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, yeah, we are talking about you right now. ''(Sigh)''<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I don't think you care about me anymore...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I- I DO care about you, Sarah May. I care about you very much, as a friend. Okay?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, Julie.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I have heard that it was said, "You shall not commit adultery, but I say to you, that anyone who looks at a woman to lust for her, has committed adultery in his heart." Do you understand what I'm saying?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Yes, Julie. And you know, Julie, I'll tell- I'll tell you something. Uh... I'm not, I uh, I'm not uh... I'm still holding on to my- to the, uh... feelings that I was feeling when I was talking to you, Sarah, but, you know, just, uh... I'm holding on that, but I'm talking to Julie right now. And Julie, I wanna say, I'm proud of you for, uh, taking such an interest in the Methodist Church.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Thank you.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I'm religious too, I just... Am I wrong? <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, you-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Am I wrong about what I believe?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, Sarah. You are not wrong. You are right. You are right in what you believe, yourself.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> But how can both me and Julie be right?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Sigh)'' Because, to... each of you, from your own point of view, what you see is right. <br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> But Chris, why are you listening to what Julie says about religion? Why aren't you listening to me?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, uh... I- I will listen to you, Sarah, umm... If you have anything you'd like to say, I'm... open and I will listen to your impressions and assumptions. ''(Long pause)''<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Well... I mean, I'm Jewish, is that okay?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, you're Jewish.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I did not- I did not know that. But, yes, that's okay, '''Julie'''. You are Jewish-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I was really afraid that you would... be upset with me.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No it's okay, I'm not upset with you. I'm not upset with you, '''Julie'''. And I accept the fact that you are Jewish. And I accept- And I still accept you... as my friend. And also, uh, I may offer a input, if I heard correctly, uh... Uh, people who are Jewish are not supposed to have sex outside their religion.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Yes, some people believe that, but not all of them.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Do you believe it?<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Some of us don't believe in it.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. Do you believe in it?<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Yeah, I think as long as the people love each other, then it's okay.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. Well then, '''Julie''', you are right.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I mean, I respect Julie's opinions and all, but, you know, I just... I think in any religion that a promise should be a sacred thing, you know.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, '''Julie''', I agree. Promises are sacred.<br />
<br>''(In case you lost count, Chris called her by the wrong name FOUR times in a row.)''<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> That was me, not Julie.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Not understanding)'' Yes. I am listening.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Why are you calling me "Julie", Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I- I did not call you "Julie".<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You just did!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Wait... No, I said "Yes-" ''(Finally realizes)'' Oh, I'm sorry. My mind is-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You- Are you just pretending that I'm Julie?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, no, no! No, Sarah. No. I'm not-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> ''(Crying)'' Why would you do that to me?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It was an accident!<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> WHY???<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> How could you make a stupid accident like that, Chris??<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm not perfect, we're not perfect! ''(Sigh)'' We're only- We're only human. We have our- We have rights to make mistakes. And I have made mistakes.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> It's just like, when you're having sex with somebody and they say somebody else's name, do you know what that would feel like? Do you know what this is doing to me right now, Chris??<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I- Sarah. I do understand. Because I have... seen that situation on television.<br />
<br>''[Once again, the audio is fucked. Chris and Sarah May are talking. Sarah says something about killing herself and Chris yells at her not to do it. Someone laughs, presumably the person who is recording the chat. The audio returns to normal for a few seconds.]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''[something]'' -it was just now!<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> ''(Crying)'' I'm sorry, you know I-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> NOOOOOOOO, I'm sorry- <br />
<br>''[Audio cuts out again for a short while]''<br />
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===Put the knife down, I sent you a lock of my hair! (1:56:55 - 2:01:42)===<br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I can't believe this!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Sigh)'' I can't believe it either.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You- You won't even say anything, you just told me you don't ''[something]'' ...You don't even care about me!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah, I do care about you!<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You just wanna talk to Julie right now, don't you?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I'm talk- No. I wanna talk to you, I want to... help you feel better, Sarah.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You're not even trying...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I am trying, Sarah. I'm sorry. I messed up, and I feel bad about it too.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> But you KEEP messing up! You just- you keep doing it! I... I think I'm gonna do something really bad...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> NO, SARAH, DON'T! Don't do- Don't do anything bad! Don't, no. No. Don't hurt yourself, Sarah.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Chris... I think I'm going to.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> NO, NO, NO, don't do that, you've got a lot to live for, Sarah.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I feel like- I feel like killing myself, or-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, Sarah, don't!<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I'm gonna kill myself...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No! No, no. No. No. Sarah? Don't kill yourself. Don't kill yourself.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I just- I feel like nothing is worth living for anymore, because-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah! Sarah, there are a lot of things in life worth living for.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> There nothing, if your friend can't even keep a promise and doesn't even know your name...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I do know your name, your name is Sarah.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You don't- You don't know my name... You don't.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Your name is- You are SARAH MAY.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Then why do you keep calling me "Julie"?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I am not- I stopped. I stopped doing that.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You did it like five times!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, Sarah. Look, ''(Sigh)'' well maybe I miscounted.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I'm killing myself right now...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> NO, NO, DON'T- No! No! No! No-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I've got the blade, you can't stop me!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, Sarah- Sarah, put the knife down.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I'm doing it!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No- No, Sarah! No.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I'm doing it right now!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No. Look, stop. Stop. Just, just stop.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> ''(Crying)''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Put the knife down, Sarah.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> ''(Crying, in pain)''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Put the knife down, Sarah. You don't need to do this. You've got- You have a lot to live for, Sarah. Sarah, you have a lot to live for. You have your-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You just keep saying the same thing, you-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You have your family! You have your friends! You have your future! And also, I- Also, Sarah. I sent Cassie 23 samples of my locks of hair.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Why are you telling me this?? Why???<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Because, uh, I know- I know... from Cassie's promise, she will send you one of those locks.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> But that doesn't matter right now, why are you talking about this??<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Sigh, whiny)'' Sarah, I'm trying to make you feel better. I'm trying- I'm trying to help you.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You... You... ''(Crying)''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah... I'm sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I'm gonna...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah, no, don't cut yourself any more.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I- I thought you understood us, I... I thought you understood the girls, you said you did...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I- I- I did understand... women. Well, maybe not- Maybe not to a full amount of knowledge, but I CARE, and I RESPECT all women's feelings, including yours, Sarah.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Then why did you lie to me? You lied to all of us, when you say you-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Sigh)''<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You say you respect us, and I... You have to stop lying, Chris!<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah, I'm not lying now. ''(Sigh)''<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> How do I know that? You tell me you weren't lying before, and then you turn around and you... I... I don't- I have to...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Sigh)''<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I have to go.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, Sarah, Sarah. I was ready-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I have to go, I have to go now, I can't take this anymore...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I can't take this anymore...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah? I love you-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I'm leaving right now, I can't-<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, Sarah.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> I can't take it...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah? I'll give you- I'll give you your space. You just calm- Just take your time. Just calm down.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> ''(Crying)''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Don't cut or kill yourself.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> ''(Crying)''<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, don't- Don't cut or kill yourself.<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Well, I'm gonna do it right now.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No-<br />
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Goodbye, Chris... Goodbye.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Sarah? I love you as a friend! ''(She's gone)'' Oh...<br />
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===The Five Stages of Grief (2:01:42 - END)===<br />
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris? I'm sorry, Chris... I'm sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, this is my fault.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> This... I'm sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Sigh)'' I'm sorry too, Julie. I did- I made a promise I did not realize that I couldn't keep. And now I just made... things worse. I... Thought- At least- At least two or five times I said your name instead of Sarah's.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris, it's okay. We'll get throught this together, don't worry.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Y'know, Julie, it took me a long time- took me a long time to make the transition from... um, [[PandaHalo|Sarah/Panda]] to your- to you. 'Cause y'know, back then I... My- The first name that came into mind was- was hers, but... Still, I tried- Still, I worked HARD in shifting from that- from her to you. To devote myself to you. I- I do- Julie? I love you and a care about you a lot as a friend, and as my... girlfriend.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Sarah May may be gone, but I...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well at least I still have you.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Thank you. <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''(Breathing)''<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> But, Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah?<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I'm still worried, she's probably dead I'm... worried about her. I... Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I'm worried too.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I need to go and think. <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, me too.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> For a while...<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Me too.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I might not be back for a week.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I understand. Julie? I'm still looking forward to your letter, and I'll look forward to the next time we chat. And... ''Ich bin schwell'', Julie.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Chris?<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> I think, at this time, maybe you should talk to [[Clyde]].<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I un- I understand. We should talk to Clyde. If the home- If my home phone rings in the future, I'll be sure to answer it.<br />
<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> No, I think we should talk to him on Skype.<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. Well, okay, let's... We can switch over to Skype then. Alright.<br />
<br>''[The end. Bluespike sings and everyone in the chat is amazed by what just transpired.]<br />
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[[Category:Mumble chats]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nerdy_Q%26A&diff=196903Nerdy Q&A2016-03-29T17:31:11Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>The '''Nerdy Q&A''' is a video Chris released on 27 [[March 2016]]. In the video, Chris answers questions compiled by "an associate" (himself) about being "nerdy." Most of the questions concern what Chris is looking for in a woman and what girls he would or would not sleep with. If this were not evidence enough that Chris compiled the quiz himself, all of the questions are in first person; "do '''I'''" etc. This is Chris's first attempt at a video Q&A since 2008, when he released [[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]].<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| previous = [[I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream]]<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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''Chris is sitting in his room. The ambient music provided by the PS4 blares.''<br />
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-coming to you live from home once again... And today, we are going to do some nerdy Q&A... Because I consider myself a bit of a nerd, anyhow... and I have seen a celebrity list of, uh, celebrity nerds, [[English|among which including]] one of my favorite female nerds, so... I had my associate and friend put da- put together a list of questions for me to answer and put a sense of thought IN-TO... trivia's not totally my thing anyhow... <br />
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Alright so, question 1: ''do I consider myserf a nord- a nerd girl?'' Yes, very much so, 'cos I'm [[R.L. Stine|very well-read]]... I got good scores throughout [[Honor Roll|high school]], and [[PVCC|college]]... and all that sort of good stuff... Alright, s-so it's all good there. Anyways, so... <br />
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''Am I attracted to other nerd girls?'' Yes, I like... I like in-telligent and smarts and... I find that quite appealing to me. I mean, definitely also uhs... To go with the pretty face, and, uh, good body, pretty much. <br />
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''If I could date any nerd girl who would it be?'' Hmm, well considering I had to look up a few other... nerd girls; I got a short list here... I'd have to narrow it down to- I would date... If I could, I would date either [[Wikipedia:Kari Byron|Kari Brian]] [''sic''] or... [[Wikipedia:Morgan Webb|Morgan Webb]]. Anyway also, uh, hmm... <br />
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''If I could go on a date with either Daphne or Velma from Scooby-Doo, who would I pick?''... [''Chris grabs two Lego Figures''] Velma. Velma-Velma! Here ya go, me and Velma, diddily diddily doo. We go making out [''kissing sounds''] Yep. [[Chris and reality|In my DREAMS...]] We make out. Then we'd have sex. Daah!<br />
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''Would I consider [[Rosechu]] a nerd girl?'' Mmm... Yeah, no, she's not a nerrrd. She's not nerd girl... She can be a big fan about [[Pickle|some things]], but she's not a total nerd, she doesn- she doesn't- would not consider herself a nerd girl either.<br />
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''If I could have a nerd girl sleepover party, who would I invite?'' Well, I'd definitely invite [[Meg Griffin|Mila Kunis]], Kari Brian, [[Transformers|Megan Fox]], Morgan Webb, Cindy Crawford, Andy-uh... I'm guessing that they're both- consider themselves nerd girls, the uh... the actresses who play Bernadette and Penny on ''The Big Bang Theory''. Sorry Amy! Yerr... You just don't appeal to me that much. [Slurred gibberish] I'm sorry yeah, it's just the face. it's not your fault. <br />
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''What's the best reason to date a nerd girl?'' Mmmm... Well, I'd say between her and me we could have quite [[I Got A Fish|intellectually stimulating conversations]]; mostly I could listen to her talk about what she- what her interests or what some of the things she knows, I could learn from her, and uh, I feel like she could learn from me also! I have an instance of knowledge, I'm so smart, I don't remember everything I know... [''bizarre laughter''] [[Random Access Humor|And that's a quote from the Yellow Submarine]]. The uh- we would have stimulating conversations, and it would be quite pleasant and uh... We could do it over coffee, tea, or whatever she likes... Anyway,<br />
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''Why am I the perfect girlfriend for a nerdy girl?'' Well, I've got a lot to feature, I mean, I'm constantly overlooked and under-appreciated as the lesbian transwoman that I am! If you look at my face, and keep me, and a, you ta- you actually talk to me, come up to me and talk to me, you'll find out I'm definitely [[Death Threats|quite pleasant and easygoing to hang around with.]] And [[Obesity|I'm definitely quite busty and other figure- other features as well.]] And, uh, being about five-foot-eleven, if you're shorter then I could reach up and help you there, get what's high up on the shelf. [[Speech Impediment|And, uh, shopping, I uh, think, uh, if you wa- if you wa- do want to do shopping, yeah I mean, uh,]] we could definitely shop for dresses and everything. We'd have a fun time, I would think... Ah, but, depending on her persp- perception, I don- I wa- I can't read minds. But anyway it'd be pleasant and quite easy-going like that. It's all good. Hmm...<br />
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''If you design a perfect nerd body how does it relate to me?'' Alright, well, nerd-y, uh, body of, uh, perfect, nerd girlfriend, um, I'd say slim to average... um, she can have... she can have some fat, but not too much fat, alright? And I would definitely say C-cup breasts, '''minimum'''. D would be '''preferred'''. Cus I've realized the difference between C and D, more recently. Mmm... She should- I would have to have her be about four-foot-eight to five-foot-eleven, hmmm... Long [[hair]]. At least, um, down to chin but more preferably shoulder-length or longer. Umm... Hair color is not a factor here, but, umm... I dunno, shade of blue hair would be fun, then we'd match, but... I de- I would, I think I would like brunettes very much, yeah. Uh, but eye color's definitely not a factor, I do any eye color. It's a window into the soul! And also, her face has to be... Ehh, but that depends on my- on- that depends on my perception. She at least has to look good in the face, I am a face person, you know. Hmm, other features... But yeah, she has to be honest, kind, caring, compassionate, can be quite spirited, and successful in her, uh- in her passions and interests... Uhh, able to stimulate me to be able to be more passionate and less... Shy, and everything. Uhh, possibly, uhh, an open mind sexually, also... Yeah with that I'd describe a girl I'd like very much... And also, business-savvy with lots of business knowledge here and there... At least enough to get by, cuz, over my head, a lot of it. You know my mom was secretary for a number o' businesses, she's got more business knowledge than I could ever... Hmmm... <br />
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Anyway, so, that's ten Q&A nerd questions for, initially... If umm, if I find more questions I can put more thought and detail into that I could answer, my associate will put that together for me. But until next livestreaming, dunno when that'll be, thank y'all for watching and have a good safe day.</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_Game_Talk&diff=196872Sonichu Game Talk2016-03-26T19:01:27Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>"'''Sonichu Game Talk'''" (officially "'''Sonichu Game Talk Part 1'''" and "'''Sonichu Game Talk Part 2'''") is a two-part video made by Chris in August [[2008]], in which he discusses the upcoming ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu]]'' video game by [[JK Productions]], which he would later discover to be an elaborate prank. <br />
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Despite making no contributions to the game, Chris assures his fans that he is working hard on the storyline, which really just boils down to [[Rosechu]] getting kidnapped at the [[mall]], like in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]. And so forth. Also, you'd be able to play each stage as any of the other [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]<br />
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Throughout the video, Chris continues to segue in and out of talking about the comics, explaining how he'll be returning from the [[Time Void]] to defeat [[Count Graduon]], only to step down as Mayor of [[CWCville]] and take a less prominent role in the story. Chris also hints that Graduon will encounter [[Metal Sonichu]] later on, which will have serious ramifications down the road. He also announces [[Black Sonichu]]'s name change, and his love affair with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. <br />
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Chris also mentions the trust he has for his good friends [[Blanca]] and [[Robert Simmons V]], which is why he featured them in the pages of [[Sonichu 7]]. He then plugs the JK Productions blog, and signs off.<br />
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==Part 1==<br />
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{{quote|I will be coming out of the, uh, time void.}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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An update to my loyal [[Trolls|fans]] on the Internet through the [[YouTube]]! [[Chris and his Ego|You know who I am by now]]: the big CWC, the original creator of Sonichu and [[Rosechu]], my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].<br />
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Alright. Well, first off, I am going to, uh, give y'all some talk as, uh, w—as, uh... ''suggested'' by my, uh, associates, who are in… on the Sonichu game that's—uh, that's, uh, in development. I'm, uh, still thinkin' about the, uh, story very much. It's in m—all—it's—well, I got a big chunk of the stories in my head. It's gonna be, like, multiple stories, like, you know... we’ll go through multiple characters—uh, all the original Sonichu and Rosechu hedgehogs. That's, uh, one idea. Yeah. So, uh...<br />
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Yeah. Well, anyway, I'm just gonna—anyway, I'm just gonna mention, uh, a few, uh, random, uh, things that I'm thinkin' about between the comic… and the game and... whatever else that may come out of it.<br />
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Mmm. As for, uh, plans—as for future plans of the game once it, uh, gets, uh… once it gets fully developed and released onto the, uh, systems, excluding the, uh, [[Hex Box|H-HEXBox]]... [''stops speaking, looking suddenly confused'']<br />
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Yeah. Anyway, um... [''starts tapping [[PS3]] controller against hand'']<br />
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Once we get this—uh, once we get the, uh, game o—game project off the ground (hopefully with the assistance of [[Miyamoto|Nintendo of America]] and [[Sega]] of America [''inhales sharply''])... we will de—w—there will definitely be the, uh, release of the [[Jimmy Hill|official Sonichu merchandise]], including officially-released and… distributed—manufactured [[medallion]]s, for, uh, one thing. Copies of my, uh, ''C''—my ''[[DVD|CWC on TV DVD]]''... that you've seen only a few bits of on the, uh, [[YouTube]]... and such, and, uh, the ac—as well as, uh, possible—uh, S—possible Sonichu action figures.<br />
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Mmm… let me point out one thing just, uh, so we're clear: the name of the comic is "''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''". "'''''Sonichu'''''". It's about—it ''should'' be mostly about the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon—''not me''; I'm just the intrusive director, and I picked up that plotline from the anime series ''[[Excel Saga]]'', with [[Wikipedia:Shinichi Watanabe|Shinichi Watanabe]] [[Parody|doin’ pretty much the same thing that I did]].<br />
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But, you know, I'll give y'all a sneak peek: at the [[Sonichu 9|end of the, uh, season]], I will be [[Homo|coming out]] of the, uh, [[Time Void]]. But, also, I will be, uh, relinquish—I will be relinquishing my, uh, role as Mayor, but I will still be the main founder of [[CWCville]]. I will be giving the keys of... [''stutters unintelligibly'']. ''Storywise'', I'll be giving the keys to the city and the—and the whole Mayorship to my... imag—to my [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|twin sister]]. But do note that I will still definitely be the original creator of Sonichu, no matter what, even though I'm just—even though I'm basically takin’ m’out—myself out of the story, 'cause I felt like... I've been [[Ego|hogging the spotlight]] for too long, so... at the end of the season, I will... humbly withdraw myself. But I will still be making, like, you know, ''cameo''... appearances now and then (as I see fit) in the comic. [''inhales sharply'']<br />
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As for the, uh, story of the, uh, game... I got a few ideas on my mind—uh, alright. So, here's the idea. Alright. At the end of seas—at the end of the comics’ season one, I will reveal that—I will reveal that, uh... I take uh, [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s, uh... ''wand''... that's, uh, also known as th—also, you know, is—has the spirit of the evil [[Count Graduon]]. He's gonna be the big, leading villain... in the second season. I'll be tossin’ the wand... tossin’ it up to [[the Moon]], and, you can take a stab at, uh, [[Metal Sonichu|who he will manifest into]]... that has been stranded on the moon since, uh… [[Sonichu 1|Number 1]]. Comic... ''Number''... One. Emphasis on the "''number''"... because... you don't wanna get messed up with Z—[[Sonichu 0|''Number'' Zero]].<br />
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==Part 2==<br />
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| previous = Sonichu Game Talk, Part 1<br />
| next = [[Christian's Update 11 September 2008]]<br />
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{{quote|Sonichu.net! 'Nothin' but net.'}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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So… that's something for y'all to—read the comic and get yourself familiar with. <br />
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Mmm… let’s see what else we got here… um… oh, yeah. It's, uh, the main point—the, uh, ''villain''. Now, uh… as far as some ideas I have upon the, uh, multiple stories, uh, I'll give ya, like, uh, beginnings of what I have in mind, in a nutshell.<br />
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First’ll be—first at—you’ll be able to unlock by—you'll be able to play by default in the video game—the Sonichu game... will be... Sonichu. The original—the original Sonichu. [''inhales deeply''] Basically, with the opening’d be him being—running about like, you know, like [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] would? And, then, he finds out that, uh... Rosechu's been kidnapped. So, uh, he's— so the— basically, his story will be to, uh... go out and rescue her.<br />
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And then, uh, event—and then, event—and then, as ''his'' story progresses, he'll get to meet all the other hed—all the other hedgehogs, as well. But, then, uh, we move on over to, uh, Rosechu's story, where, like, you know...<br />
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First, we, uh, see her makin' her trek down to the, uh, shop—down to the [[CWCville Mall|shopping mall]], and she—and then, uh, we—uh... As she g—we follow her as she, uh, picks up the—uh, multiple number of items she, uh, wants and needs, like, uh, [''switches to a disturbing falsetto''] “Ooh! Look at that [[Amnyfest Ring|ring]]! [[Women's Rights|That ring's so pretty]]!” [''switches back to normal voice''] Yeah. And, then, eventually, she ''will'' get kidnapped, and that will be where it will tie into the beginning of ''Sonichu's'' story.<br />
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And then, we go to—and, then, uh, we go into [[Wild Sonichu]]'s story. Uh... not fully developed as to, like, uh, what his goal is yet, but, you know... it will definitely, uh, be like, you know... he'll be able to sss—vine swing through every level. At least, uh, he'll be able to vine swing as much as reasonably plau—possible.<br />
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And, then, we go onto [[Bubbles]]. [''switches to a kinda-cutesy voice''] Everybody love Bubbles. [''fully switches to cutesy voice''] Bubbles is the ''bub-bl-y'' one! [''switches back to normal voice''] Anyway, yeah. Some—uh, [[Masturbating and squirtin'|she'll get more wet]]. I mean, uh, a—all the hedgehogs will go through… all the same levels, 'cept a variation. Bubbles will be mostly being a—will mostly be able to swim. Some—so, somewhat underwater versions of those levels. And [[Angelica]], you know, well, she'll s— she’ll be flying high... casting off Wing Attacks against, uh, the enemies in ''her'' story.<br />
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[[Punchy]]'s, uh… he's just gonna be punchin’ down the bad guys… but, ''unlike'' Knuckles, ''not''—no—no treasure hunting. He's not a treasure hunter... He's, uh, basically just a master of the ol’… ''ninjitsu''… [''raises hands in a mock-[[Wikipedia:Ninjutsu|ninjutsu]] stance''] and something, but he mostly [''switches to a deep voice''] ''punches!'' Punch, punch, punch! [''mimes throwing punches, then returns to normal voice''] Yeah. And, then, [[Magi-Chan]], you know, he'll be ab—he'll—he’ll be similar to, like, what Silver could do, since, you know, he ''is'' the psychic one. [''slowly waves one hand, pretending to use telekinesis'']<br />
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And yes, [[Black Sonichu]] will, uh… yeah, definitely give him his story in the—his own storyline, like, you know… you know, basically, starts off as ba—starts off bad, like he did, but, then, uh, he gets betrayed by, uh, [[Naitsirhc]], who turns into Reldnahc. Yeah. S—so, anyway, uh… yeah, they basically lea—so, they basically leaves him… behind, and, uh… tries—goes about, uh, lookin’ up his own, uh, meaning of, uh, life, and whatnot… like, uh, similarly—how Shadow would. But, also, reveal definitely… ''Black'' Sonichu. Also, you know, for short—for Black Sonichu was “Blachu”? I'm changin' it! For his nickname, as it will be revealed—revealed in the upcoming [''switches to an increasingly gay voice''] [[Sonichu 8|"Spring Break issue"]]! [''drops gay voice and puts on a vaguely Mexican accent''] Everybody have fun on Spring Break! [''returns to normal voice''] He will prefer to be called ''“Blake”''. Simply “Blake”.<br />
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Yeah. So, anyway, yeah, Blake's fartin' around with Bubbles… [''switches to kinda-cutesy voice again''] but Bubbles likes to try to think that she can keep it—keep it to herself, like, you know, she wants to l—she wants—she has a, like, uh, you know… [''fully switches to cutesy voice again''] ooh, she turned on by the [''abruptly switches to a bad Palpatine impression''] ''Dark Side''... of the Force… [''returns to normal voice''] and all the ''[[Duck|naught-i-ness]]'' that Black—that Blake will want to bring with him! But it's obvious to Ro—it's obvious to original Rosechu. So, she talks to—so, she…—what's the word I'm looking for? What's the wor—you know, uh... oh, yeah. She gossips with Ang—she gossips with Angelica about it.<br />
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Anyway, uh, among all the, uh, stories between my Electric Hedgehogs and, uh, myself, I'll be leaving s—the, uh, s—at the end of the s—first season. Mmm… I'll have a feeling that, you know, I'll be able to, uh, work better, once in real life I actually do find my woman to become my ''[[sweetheart]]''… but… you know, it's so—it's nice to know that I actually do have a… good [[gal-pal]] that I made over the Internet recently, whose, uh, inspired character—she was inspired by me. Her inspired character I've given my full approval f—of and introduced in the comic I just uploaded to what is now—can also be considered to be… [[Sonichu.net]]! ''“Nothin' but net.”'' Screw your ''com''! I got da net! Yeah.<br />
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Her name is, uh, y—sh—her online name is, uh, [[Blanca|KawaiiKitsune]]… and she is the—and she, herself, is the original character of—the new bubblegum pop star: [''holds up drawing of [[Jiggliami]] while speaking in the cutesy voice yet again''] ''Jiggliami''! Jiggliamiii… [''returns to normal voice''] Yeah. So, like, you know, uh... it's possible she may, uh, act—she and I might actually meet in the future, but, uh... Yeah, 'cause, you know… I—reason why I put—I allowed, uh, like, you know, interviews with, uh, KawaiiKitsune and, uh, [[Robert Simmons V]]? 'Cause those two—they both, res—they both—"each" have earned my trust… in their own way, between, uh, Robert's YouTube videos and, uh... just—uh, and then, a whole bunch of, uh, honest chats between, uh, Kawaii... Yeah. So, basically... they both earned my trust, so I give 'em... ''radio interview'' on the—in the comic between [[Jamsta]] and [[Lolisa|Lo-isa]]! [''"sings"''] ''Lolisaaa!'' [''pauses and returns to normal voice''] Yeah.<br />
<br />
Okay. So, uh, anyway, point is... Sonichu game: I just gave you the, uh, details on that… gave you a little sneak peek at the, uh... Spring Break issue… and, uh... and the Season One. But, uh, basically, the, uh, Sonichu game will definitely have, uh, you know, stories between… Sonichu and Rosechu and all—and the other hedgehogs. The—they're like if y—or like, uh, they'll, uh, start it—they'll start off with the stories that originally originate in Season One. They'll mostly be, uh, the newer stories that'll be s—revealed in Season Two.<br />
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Alright. So, anyway, that's the, uh… update. Be sure you go to, uh, sonichugame.blogspot.com… to, uh, talk to my associates over at… JK… [''stifles a burp and exhales loudly''] Productions. Or, uh, con—or, uh, talk about how you're lookin' forward to the game because… yep… just like sonichu.''net'', I'm excited—I'm excited about the game, as well. I don't have any ''future'' plans as of this point, but, uh… you know, I think my—I'll feel better when my future's set, when I have my, uh, sweetheart.<br />
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So... thank you very much, everyone of you, for your, uh, patronage. And I hope y'all have a pleasant day.<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2008|28]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=January_2015_Facebook_posts&diff=196871January 2015 Facebook posts2016-03-26T18:57:08Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>The following covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[January 2015]]. He also continued to contribute to his activist page, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]. The posts of this month come in the wake of the [[26 December 2014]] incident, and Chris is eager to portray himself as the victim and slander his prosecutors in a public forum.<br />
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==Summary==<br />
* 1 January - Chris is tired from moving back into his [[14 Branchland Court|house]].<br />
* 5 January - Chris reiterates that he will use pepper spray against people who make him upset.<br />
* 7 January - Chris calls on his fandase to cut down an annoying tree branch.<br />
* 8 January - Chris accuses [[Sega]] of forcing him to assault a [[GameStop]] employee.<br />
* 9 January - Chris posts a meme and says he feels lousy.<br />
* 9 January - Chris opposes conversion therapy for both [[homos]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<br />
* 10 January - Chris again defends his actions on [[26 December 2014]].<br />
* 11 January - Chris discusses how he will force others to respect him if he feels threatened.<br />
* 13 January - Chris responds to a leaked list of his video games, and explains why he (wait for it...) owns two copies of ''Sonic Boom''.<br />
* 15 January - Chris thinks that a no-contact order goes both ways, accusing GameStop of violating it with their calls.<br />
* 18 January - Chris attempts to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|crap the pants]] of [[trolls]] with his nightmare fuel.<br />
* 23 January - Chris disses the CWCki, posting a mind screw drawing to express his mindstate.<br />
* 24 January - Chris does a motion image of his still mind screw drawing from the previous day.<br />
* 26 January - Chris asks people to chip in and buy him some more [[Lego|Legos]] for [[Chris's birthday|his birthday]], offering to possibly reconsider his hatred for the trolls if they do.<br />
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==Chris's posts==<br />
===Charlie and His Horse===<br />
A "charley horse" is an American term for painful leg cramps.<br />
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{{quotebox|1 January 2015<br />
Charlie's Horse continues to run tricks around the track during Both Legs of the race.<br />
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I have been seriously working my ass off a LOT, along with the movers, in getting moved back into [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] most recently. A portion of my [[Chris and health|pains]], in addition to lower back, can be figured out in the above pun.}}<br />
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===Don't Fuck with Chris!===<br />
{{quotebox|5 January 2015<br />
I have been on the move, with the heavy listings and transport back to my original house, and still sorting, organizing and all. I also have been at a Lack of WiFi and [[Internet]] access since last Wednesday. The only internet I have at home here is on the 3G on my phone.<br />
<br />
I have been very busy and very [[stress|stressed]]. And should anyone give me a difficult time during my outings resulting in turning my day bad with the verbal attacks and threats to my person, I Will Defend Myself, and only retaliate when absolutely necessary. I Would even spray myself.<br />
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I Sincerely Wish people would positively Like me, yet I am unable to change their minds. And if I Have to defend myself to get any respect as an individual person, then it is THEIR Fault for frightening me into that defensive stance.<br />
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#[[SEGA]] will definitely hear of the Earlier Incident as well.}}<br />
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===Chris Rants About Tree Branches===<br />
{{quotebox|7 January 2015<br />
Somewhere around Green Lea Subdivision, there is a damn tree branch, BLOWING IN THE COLD WINDS! Knocking the power Off and On! Will Someone PLEASE cut the branch, so we can have a night of consistent electricity and power?}}<br />
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===It's All Sega's Fault That I Pepper-Sprayed an Employee===<br />
Chris continues his new bizarre habit of using non-American spelling [[Chris and English|for some reason]]. <br />
{{quotebox|8 January 2015<br />
[[File:Blarms.jpg|thumb|left]]<br />
Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!<br />
<br />
#SEGA<br />
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#SonicTheHedgehog}}<br />
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===Sunil Nevla Does Not Approve of This Image===<br />
Chris reveals his hatred for memes stems from ED, putting the cart before the horse. <br />
{{quotebox|9 January 2015<br />
[[File:Chris worry.jpg|thumb|right]]<br />
And I am a sad, lonely, worrying individual. :(}}<br />
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According to his mobile phone, Chris made this post from Danville, Virginia. Kenneth Englehardt wrote:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen| I'm just curious why he drove all the way to Danville.}}<br />
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Chris responded:<br />
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{{quotebox|Danville? I have NEVER driven to Danville. And I do NOT like most to all Memes; I watched the episode of [[Wikipedia:Littlest Pet Shop (2012 TV series)|Littlest Pet Shop]], and it reflected how I Felt moreover after I found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage when I Googled my name late October, 2007. <nowiki>>:(</nowiki>}}<br />
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===Baby, Chris Was Born This Way===<br />
Chris signed a petition to cancel a new TV show, ''My Husband's Not Gay'', and wrote:<br />
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{{quotebox|9 January 2015<br />
[[File:Nohomo.jpg|thumb|left]]<br />
The idea behind this show IS Terrible. You Can Not change an individual for who they are, period. And I also did not like how the "Doctors" tried to do that with Lesbians in the 1800s; Most Disgrading and Awful! I am a [[homos#Chris the lesbian|(Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation yet), And a Lesbian]]. No One will ever change my feminine ways and habits, because that is Who I Am, and My Soul Is Female! And I REALLY Hate being born with the Damn [[duck|Male Parts]]; I REALLY Should have been born Female. And the idea behind this show is AS WRONG AND HORRIFIC AS SEGA Changing Sonic's Arm Colour in the damned Sonic Boom Games and Cartoon TV Show!!! Neither of These Shows SHOULD BE AIRING AT ALL!!!}}<br />
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===Boo to Discrimination===<br />
On 9 January, Chris commented on an article posted on the "VA Pride" Facebook page about a bill to allow private businesses to discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation:<br />
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{{quotebox|9 January 2015:<br />
BOOOO!!!!}}<br />
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===Off My Rocker?!===<br />
Chris's recent arrest had received from attention from the blogosphere. Chris was infuriated by one particular article (http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/#.VLC_uO3bJ68.facebook) posted by Wii U Daily:<br />
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{{quotebox|10 January 2015<br />
Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that [[manajerks|Ass Manager]], HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND [[Twin Falling Towers|OFFENDED]] ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON [[stress|STRESSING]] ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST [[JERKS|MALE]] IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!}}<br />
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It is worth noting that the Wii U Daily writer is actually a female. Chris acknowledges this a few times, but it's mostly given as an excuse for him to ramble on about [[JERKS]].<br />
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===Chris the Marty Stu===<br />
Chris discusses how he wishes people would like him and wonders why they would dislike him. He then poetically goes on to say that he will force them to respect him if he feels threatened.<br />
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{{quotebox|11 January 2015<br />
Just Listen; Do Not Comment or Respond; I am being Very Serious.<br />
<br />
I Really Wish People would Positively Like Me. I can not make people like me, and if they dislike me, for their own individual reasons beyond my own comprehension. I can not change their minds. But, to my utmost dismay and sadness, should I be threatened, or be made to feel threatened, I Will defend myself to force some respect from them.<br />
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All I would ever want is a good day and some peace of my own mind; I do not intend, nor have ever intended, unprovoked, to offend anyone. And if my good day is turned bad, because of me feeling threatened by anyone, and then I feel those individuals immediately deserve to have a bad day themselves (and continue living on from there), then it is Their Fault for pushing me into the defensive position in the first place.<br />
<br />
It really does make me feel sad and most disappointed of the other people when they give me such grief to the point that I have to be put into a position to force some respect out of them. And I have been growing more paranoid of Other People since November of 2007 with the damn bad people over the internet, as well as those I have had the displeasure to have encountered in person who have shown me nothing but a difficult time and even more grief.<br />
<br />
Also, I sincerely believe nothing would ever be gained from killing anyone, including myself; all that does is forces one or the other into their next realm or life; Nobody really Learns or really Benefits anything from the deaths of any person. That is why I would never own, or want to own, a real gun.<br />
<br />
"Look out, she's going for her mace!"<br />
"What? Would you rather I have a gun with bullets in it?"<br />
<br />
And that is another thing everyone Should be Aware of: I AM A FEMALE SOUL, and I Prefer to be referred to by the Female Pronouns. Any address of "Sir", or "Man" upon me, will only be met by a cold shoulder or stare in their general direction.<br />
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And NOBODY should ever be BANNED from a high-volume store like Wal-Mart or Target for anything less offensive than a gun withdrawl or robbery. We All Have Bad Days, and unless we actually Hit a Person or living individual or similar actions, in how we individually react to how we are feeling at the ONE Moment, aside from the other Individual Moments, To Ban an individual is just plain wrong.<br />
<br />
And acts of protests with JUST Meanings, do not deserve any damn grief either.<br />
<br />
Just Let Me Live On In Peace, Let Me enjoy my Good Day and Pleasant Shoppings and Outings, and DO NOT BOTHER ME AT ALL. I have No Intention Whatsoever to harm Any Individual Person or Myself. So, Please, Do Not Give Me Reason to be Forced to Defend Myself to garner any respect. All that does is give us all a Bad Day from a Good One.<br />
<br />
Good Day.}}<br />
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===Wait, ''What'' Did Chris Buy?!===<br />
Chris responds to a list of Nintendo products purportedly belonging to him and leaked the previous day.<br />
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{{quotebox|13 January 2015:<br />
This is in response to the post below this one about the so-called list of my purchased Nintendo software. Direct to the point: I have sincerely NEVER purchased either Sonic Boom game. The 3DS game, however, was actually Hand Given to me as a Gift from my ex-girlfriend, Catherine's Cousin, Al, after out bowling outing in Early December, 2014; Last Month.<br />
I have registered the 3DS card through my Club Nintendo account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.<br />
<br />
SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!}}<br />
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===A No-Contact Order Apparently Goes Both Ways===<br />
Chris posts cases where GameStop allegedly called his phone.<br />
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{{quotebox|15 January 2015:<br />
I have something important to share of importance. After the incident on the 26th, on the court date on the 29th, the judge had documented that neither I, nor Any local GameStop stores or employees, come near or contact each other. I Have not contacted or visited any of them, but the day after on the 30th, One of them called My Cell Phone, TWICE, on the 30th, the day after that court date. I have Not listened to either of their messages; I had marked both of them "As Read". They both were just automatically removed from my voicemail list. But I screen capped the details from my phone a few days ago. I've had the numbers of the four GameStops, for any inquiries I had to make in the past.<br />
Anyhow, They have violated the Court Rules there.<br />
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===Sussie's Meaning of Life...and Why Trolls are Bad===<br />
Chris calls out the [[trolls]] through a ''The Amazing World of Gumball'' clip, a show that airs on the same network as ''Sonic Boom''. [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/791048307656317 Link here].<br />
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{{quotebox|18 January 2015:<br />
Most Accurate. And I put the question towards every single Internet Troll and Bully: Do You SERIOUSLY FEEL like Trolling and Bullying others is the MOST enjoyable thing comparable to all of the other things other than that in your own individual lives?<br />
Sussie talks about the Meaning of Life [TAWOG]}}<br />
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===He Hasn't Forgotten Us!===<br />
Chris defames the CWCki for the first time in a while, posting a crazy drawing depicting his head with the top cut off and replaced with a similar scene of him with his head cut off, and so on.<br />
{{quotebox|23 January 2015:<br />
[[File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Chris attempts the Droste effect.]]<br />
In case anyone was wondering what is on my mind. "My Mind Is a Blank" (Not that you care. I have been very stressed).<br />
<br />
And if any of you all damn bunch of people and trolls really cared a scrap about me (in reference to me as an "Interesting Person"), you all would NEVER have hazed me on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in the first place, as well as continue to haze and hate me beyond that on the damn Cwcki! <br />
<br />
THE LOT OF YOU ALL, FROM AROUND THE WORLD; HAVE EXPRESSED UNREQUITED HATRED AGAINST ME FOR OVER SEVEN FREAKING YEARS!!! It would have to take a LOTTA LOTTA LOTTA Convincing me that you all [[Chris and English|Like me truly and Much At All]]!<br />
<br />
There have been multiple times pissing, blackmailing, deceiving, torturing, and hating on me too damn much to make me see most to any of you lot all any favourably.<br />
<br />
GOOD GRIEF!!!}}<br />
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===Good Lord, He's Trying to Make Our Heads As Screwed Up as His!===<br />
Chris posts a motion version of the crazy drawing, looped over and over again.<br />
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{{quotebox|24 January 2015:<br />
Yep. That'll do.}}<br />
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===Legos, the Blank-Mind-Fixer===<br />
Chris posts a link to a [[Lego]] Grand Emporium set he wants for [[Chris's birthday|his birthday]], offering to possibly [[Scale of Respect|reconsider]] his angry feelings expressed three days prior. [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/795123840582097 Link here].<br />
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{{quotebox|26 January 2015:<br />
My birthday is coming up, and I still Very Much require the Grand Emporium to be replaced. If a few of y'all pool your funds to buy it for me, I may reconsider my feelings upon the lot of you. Thank you, and have a good day.}}<br />
<br />
This was followed up by Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt proposing a different gift idea:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| <br />
I have an idea about something. Why ask them to start a fund raiser and give you a nice gift certificate for a beauty spa in Charlottesville. A package where you get a relaxing message, a cleansing facial and maybe a manicure (i.e the works). After all the psychological torture that they put you through, it's the least they could do.}}<br />
<br />
Chris wouldn't even explain why he didn't want that, simply adding to his demands:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|No, I REALLY Need the Grand Emporium. as well as TWO Bikini Bottom Party sets; two Pineapple halves to rebuild Spongebob's pineapple house.}}<br />
<br />
An apologetic Kenneth defended his idea, explaining:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| <br />
Sorry. It was just kind of a spur of the moment thing that I thought up (rejuvenate your spirit), Not that I'm trying to troll you on your hobbies but a Lego set is a birthday gift that is better received from family than friends. Things like a gift certificate to the movies, a nice restaurant or a subscription to a favorite magazine are more on what a Facebook friend might offer as a birthday present. Just my two cents worth.}}<br />
<br />
===Also, Road Plates===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|26 January 2015:<br />
I also need some road plates, MOSTLY Straight road plates, followed by curved. T-Interception and Crossroad plates also needed. I Prefer all plates with Green studs, please, but grey is also acceptable. From anyone with any to spare, or lacking in moderate funds.<br />
<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Road plate 1.jpg<br />
File:Road plate 2.jpg<br />
File:Road plate 3.jpg<br />
File:Road plate 4.jpg<br />
File:Road plate 5.jpg<br />
File:Road plate 6.jpg<br />
File:Road plate 7.jpg<br />
</gallery></center><br />
}}<br />
<br />
[[William Elliott Waterman]] exasperatedly replied:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't have any of these.}}<br />
<br />
{{Facebook}}<br />
[[Category:Facebook]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=November_2014_Facebook_Posts&diff=196870November 2014 Facebook Posts2016-03-26T18:55:59Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>[[File:New Facebook 10 Nov..png|thumb|center|800px|Chris's new Facebook cover photo, added on 10 November.]]<br />
<br />
The following are a series of posts by Chris on his personal Facebook page in [[November 2014]]. In this month Chris helped to create two new Facebook groups to promote his [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest against Sonic Boom]]: [[Keep Sonic Original]] and [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]].<br />
[[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|400px|thumb|right|New profile pic for the month.]]<br />
==Summary==<br />
* 4 November - Chris goes off to [[United States of America|vote]].<br />
* 5 November - Chris again calls for a [[Sonic Boom Protests|boycott of Sonic Boom]].<br />
* 6 November - Chris is alarmed about a [[Chris and English|"shovel mech"]] outside his house.<br />
* 9 November - Chris issues an update on his [[eBay]] merchandise.<br />
* 9-12 November - Chris continues to make batshit insane declarations about Sonic Boom.<br />
* 14 November - Chris reminds everyone that his artwork and [[Barb]]'s car are for sale.<br />
* 16 November - Chris extends his boycott demands to the Cartoon Network.<br />
* 17 November - Chris outs a [[ween]] attempting to troll Chris about the Sonic Boom protest.<br />
* 20 November - Chris's [[semen|sperm]] bank application has been turned down.<br />
* 20 November - Chris rages about Sonic Boom.<br />
* 23 November - Chris is incredulous that nobody is listening to his ukases.<br />
* 26 November - Orders will be delayed because of snow and because Chris needs to sleep.<br />
* 27 November - Chris wishes us a happy Thanksgiving.<br />
* 29 November - Chris threatens violence against [[Sega]].<br />
* 29 November - Chris chooses a new protest-themed profile pic.<br />
* 30 November - Chris reviews a Powerpuff Girls parody.<br />
<br />
==Posts by Chris==<br />
===Stepping in Time===<br />
{{quotebox|4 November 2014<br />
"Votes for Women! Step in Time!<br />
<br />
Votes for Women! Step in Time!<br />
<br />
Never Need a Reason,<br />
<br />
Never Need a Rhyme!<br />
<br />
Votes for Women! Step in Time!"<br />
<br />
I am Off to Vote! And I have pledged to Vote for our LGBTQ-Friendly Politicians! Yay!<br />
<br />
#[[Mary Poppins|MaryPoppins]] <br />
#HRC}}<br />
<br />
===Needs More Hashtags===<br />
{{quotebox|5 November 2014<br />
[[Sonic]]'s Arms Are NOT BLUE!!!<br />
[[Sonic Boom Protests|Boycott SONIC BOOM!]]<br />
<br />
They either recall and delay to Fix this Monstrosity, or We All Boycott EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT, Especially the Games!!!<br />
[[File:Plastic Sonic Boom Toy Alteration.jpg|thumb|right|Fixed with Crayola Fucking Model Magic.]]<br />
<br />
#SEGA<br />
#Sonicthe Hedgehog<br />
#SonicTeam<br />
#[[Nintendo]]<br />
#WiiU<br />
#Ninitendo3DS<br />
#SonicBoom<br />
#Genesis<br />
#GameGear<br />
#SegaCD<br />
#Sega32X<br />
#SegaSaturn<br />
#SegaDremcast<br />
#Wii<br />
#GameCube<br />
#GameBoy<br />
#GameBoyAdvance<br />
#NintendoDS<br />
#Playstation<br />
#Sony<br />
#Playstation3<br />
#PlaystationPortable<br />
#PSP<br />
#PlaystationVita<br />
#Vita<br />
#Playstation4<br />
#[[PS3]]<br />
#PS4<br />
#PSVita<br />
#Sonic<br />
#Hedgehog<br />
#Tails<br />
#Fox<br />
#AmyRose<br />
#Amy<br />
#Rose<br />
#KnucklestheEchidna<br />
#Knuckles<br />
#Echidna}}<br />
<br />
Chris added:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|And besides which, this Blue Arm Travesty is as Gosh Awful as #MichaelJackson's whiteface thing!}}<br />
{{quotebox|Nothing personal against the Pop Star Singer.}}<br />
{{quotebox|And nothing personal against anyone of any Race or Color either.}}<br />
<br />
A fan had some questions:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|What do you think of Knuckles design? Personally, that bothers me more than the blue arms. I mean, Knuckles was never a bruiser. He was more like a shaman/ninja, not Hulk Hogan.<br />
<br />
Also, although I dislike the blue arms (It makes him look like he's in spandex), Sonic Boom is set in an alternate universe, so he's actually a totally different Sonic from Classic or even Modern Sonic. Nice work on the arms though, I actually thought they'd changed the design for a second, before I noticed the slight colour difference. Crayola Model Magic?<br />
<br />
Anyway, Knuckles. Your thoughts?}}<br />
<br />
Chris just said:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Yeah, Model Magic.}}<br />
<br />
The same fan asked:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Also, if you are boycotting Sonic Boom and want us to aswell, why did you buy at least two Sonic Boom toys? I don't plan to support them, but by buying their merch, it kind of sends the message that you LIKE the changes, yaknow?}}<br />
<br />
Chris answered:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|To recollect the current arms on a couple of items is a small Ironic price to pay towards the cause.}}<br />
{{quotebox| **Recolour}}<br />
<br />
===The Shovel Mech Horror===<br />
{{quotebox|6 November 2014<br />
This idiot in the shovel mech started a fire, near a forest and Houses, including [[Rental House|mine]]! Does not this Male Idiot have a lick of Common Sense to put out the fire when the winds are as heavy as they are Right Now?!!!<br />
<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Shovelmech 2.jpg|Like the video, these first images are taken from inside the house.<br />
File:Shovelmech 3.jpg<br />
File:Shovelmech 4.jpg|But here we see that Chris also went outside.<br />
File:Shovelmech 5.jpg|It's very possible that he screamed at the JERK.<br />
File:Shovelmech 6.jpg|The terrifying inferno.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
}}<br />
<br />
Chris simultaneously uploaded a [[Brushfire Video|video]] about this incident to his YouTube account.<br />
<br />
He posted a follow-up the next day:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|7 November 2014<br />
Status update: back to normal, alive for another day or so. Who else gets frightened by [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]]? Yep.}}<br />
<br />
===Caught Up on the Commissions===<br />
{{quotebox|9 November 2014<br />
I am caught up on the Drawing [[Commissions]]. The already drawn pieces are Still Available, and would make great holiday gifts. As would also the [[Rosechu]] or [[Sonichu]] [[Medallions]] (or custom requests for a medallion). To guarantee your Medallions to be delivered before mid-December or [[Christmas]], be sure to make your order(s) before December 10.<br />
<br />
And should my moving back into [[14 Branchland Court|my house]] come into effect, I will note that on the timeline here, and make an estimate of when I would be back in the swift production to get them out before Christmas.<br />
<br />
I am molding more medals right now, including and especially those promised to my most valued customer. All of the recent medal orders herein will be shipped out later this week.<br />
<br />
Thank you all for your patience and patronage. Have a good and safe day.}}<br />
<br />
===More Foreshadowing===<br />
The "Sonic the Hedgehog" Facebook page asked, "What did you think of the first episode of Sonic Boom?" Chris posted on his own page:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|9 November 2014<br />
SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!! I am Boycotting the Sonic Boom Games and TV Show!!! FIX THE ARM COLOR NOW!!! Everyone, BOYCOTT THE GAMES AND TV SHOW until SEGA FIXES THE MONSTROSITY!!!<br />
<br />
>:(}}<br />
<br />
Additionally:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|9 November 2014<br />
[[File:New Facebook 9 Nov..png|thumb]]<br />
HEY, SEGA!!! SONIC's ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!! KEEP EVERYTHING ACCURATE!!! HELL YES, I AM STILL VERY PISSED OFF AT YOU ALL FOR NOT DOING ANYTHING TO FIX THE MONSTROSITY OF A MESS!!!}}<br />
<br />
===Chris Calls for Civil Unrest===<br />
{{quotebox|10 November 2014<br />
Take a Stand With Me!!! Not Only Boycott Sonic Boom, the Games AND the TV Show, but Also, Discourage EVERYONE from Buying the Games and Watching Cartoon Network until SEGA Recalls EVERYTHING Sonic Boom, Including the TV Show, and Changes Sonic's Arm Color BACK to their Original Color!!!<br />
<br />
RIOT THE STREETS UNTIL THEY FIX THE MONSTROSITY!!!<br />
<br />
#SonicBoom<br />
#SonictheHedgehog<br />
#SEGA<br />
#CartoonNetwork}}<br />
<br />
Chris replied to his own comment:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
SEND THE MESSAGE OUT TO SEGA AND THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG PAGE!!!}}<br />
<br />
And again:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I AM STILL REALLY PISSED OFF AT THEM FOR LEAVING HIS ARMS THE WRONG COLOR!!!}}<br />
<br />
One of Chris's followers called for reason:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Dude, why does it matter to you so much? If the game is fun to play, does it really matter what colour his arms are? Why does this bother you so much? This isn't even the "real" Sonic, it's an alternate universe. I'm pretty annoyed that Knuckles looks like Hulk Hogan, but I'm going to wait until I see gameplay to decide if it's bad or not.<br />
<br />
Why not approach it with an open mind? You might like it if you give it a chance.}} <br />
<br />
William Elliott Waterman opined:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|<br />
I just stopped playing them because Sonic Adventure 2 was so horrible.}}<br />
<br />
Kenneth wrote:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|He's better off with a petition among Sonic fans rather than a lone protest.}}<br />
<br />
But Chris would not be moved:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I do not care of your so-called circumstances, or "Alternate Universe" Theory. SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT FREAKING BLUE!!!<br />
<br />
And ALL of the Sonic Games, Before THIS MONSTROSITY, Including Sonic Adventure 2, Are Freaking Awesome, WILLIAM!!!}}<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
AND WHY DON'T YOU START THE PETITION?! I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE AN ONLINE PETITION}}<br />
<br />
Kenneth replied:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Just go to: http://www.ipetitions.com/}}<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Because I honestly don't understand why you are so upset over this?}}<br />
<br />
Chris said:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|His Arms Are Not Supposed To Be Blue; How Is That Difficult For You To Understand?!}}<br />
<br />
Kenneth, still trying to be helpful:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Why not write Sega directly and ask them Was it a marketing decision that prompted this? Are there others who are upset over this?}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|I am sure there are, and I Have Messaged SEGA and the Sonic Pages on Facebook about this! The STH page blocked me from Posting Comments and Liking their page's content. >:(}}<br />
<br />
Kenneth:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|That may have just been the "official fanpage" or whatever, but I just did a search and it looks like there's a bunch of STH Facebook pages.}}<br />
{{quoteboxred|There is a Facebook Page about Sonic's arms being blue but it does not look like a protest page.}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Click the link to its page from the Sonic Boom Link in the Post, three below this one.<br />
<br />
And your iPetition thing is Messed Up; it is Not Working Very Well For Me. Not User Friendly!}}<br />
{{quotebox|Good Night!!! <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}<br />
<br />
William retorted:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|What? All of the Sonic games before Sonic Boom (which isn't released yet) were awesome? Chris, I know you have PSN trophies for Sonic 2006. You really liked that? I mean, setting the story aside, it was full of glitches and obviously wasn't playtested. SEGA didn't care about their fans when they released it. You're saying that's okay?}}<br />
<br />
Chris replied:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Sonic 2006 does not have Trophies. And I can tolerate the minor glitches.}}<br />
<br />
===A Free Theme?!?! Horrible!!!===<br />
{{quotebox|11 November 2014<br />
Ugh!!! They have This Blue Armed Theme on the 3DS shop for Free. I am NOT Downloading it, and Neither Should Any Of You All!<br />
<br />
Boycott Sonic Boom Until SEGA RECALLS IT ALL AND CHANGE HIS ARMS BACK!!!}}<br />
<br />
===Chris Encourages Vandalism===<br />
{{quotebox|11 November 2014<br />
[[File:PROTESTING SANIC BUM.jpg|thumb]]<br />
PROTEST WITH ME!!!<br />
<br />
Cover The Inserts and Covers with me! Download, Print and Tape these Boycott-Encouraging Covers onto Every Display Game Case of the Two Games in Every [[GameStop]] Nearest You Today!!!<br />
<br />
Double-sided tape recommended.}}<br />
<br />
===How Dare They?!===<br />
Chris shared a photo and commented:<br />
{{quotebox|12 November 2014<br />
[[File:New Facebook 12 Nov..png|thumb|right]]<br />
How Dare They?! SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!! BOOOOO!!! >:(<br />
<br />
#SonictheHedgehog<br />
#SonicBoom<br />
#Sega<br />
#Nintendo}}<br />
<br />
===Mom's Car Still for Sale===<br />
{{quotebox|14 November 2014<br />
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|left]]<br />
We still have the BMW for sale! No negotiations on the price. Talk to [[Barb|my mom]], who is the one selling it, at [omitted].<br />
<br />
Have a good day.}}<br />
<br />
===Medallions Only Available on Timeline===<br />
{{quotebox|14 November 2014<br />
Just reminding everyone about my medals and Drawing Pieces, still available on eBay. Check out the new sample photo of medallions, currently only on my timeline.}}<br />
<br />
===Medallion Sampler===<br />
{{quotebox|14 November 2014<br />
[[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|left]]<br />
Check these sample medals out as well.}}<br />
<br />
===This is Getting Repetitive===<br />
Chris posted a still from the Sonic Boom TV show with:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|14 November 2014<br />
GET THIS CARTOON OFF THE AIR AND FIX HIS ARM COLOUR IMMEDIATELY!!!}}<br />
<br />
Kim asked:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Are you going to get the game?}}<br />
<br />
Chris responded:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Hell No!!! NOT UNTIL SEGA RECALLS ALL THE COPIES, EDITS THE INSERTS AS WELL AS THE INITIAL SOFTWARE, PRE-UPDATES, AND PULLS THE TV SHOW OFF THE AIR AND FIXES THAT TOO!!! I AM FUCKING SERIOUS ABOUT IT!!!}}<br />
<br />
Kim:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|What if they never change the arms?<br />
<br />
Sadly, they might not care about the customers anymore...}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|THEN I WILL STILL NOT BE BUYING THE GAMES AT ALL!!!}}<br />
<br />
Kim:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Well good for you! You believe in the cause.<br />
<br />
You should try to rally the troops, so to speak. Do you have any ideas?}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|And NOT WATCHING THE TV SHOW EVER EITHER!!! I MIGHT NOT WATCH CARTOON NETWORK EVER AGAIN!!! <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}<br />
{{quotebox|That is why I authorized Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt to creat the group, [[Keep Sonic Original]], and create the online Petition.}}<br />
{{quotebox|SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF YOUR SONIC BOOM IMAGES, VIDEOS, AND THE TV SHOW ALTOGETHER FROM YOUR FACEBOOK, FROM YOUR CN WEBSITE, AND FROM YOUR CHANNEL IMMEDIATELY!!!<br />
<br />
FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!<br />
<br />
Join My Group, Keep Sonic Original, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!}}<br />
<br />
===Homies Help Homies...Especially with Taking Down Blarms===<br />
{{quotebox|16 November 2014<br />
[[File:New Facebook 16 Nov..jpg|thumb|right]]<br />
SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! PLEASE ENCOURAGE CN TO REMOVE ALL OF THEIR SONIC BOOM IMAGES, VIDEOS, AND THE TV SHOW ALTOGETHER FROM THEIR FACEBOOK, FROM THEIR CN WEBSITE, AND FROM THEIR CHANNEL IMMEDIATELY!!!<br />
<br />
FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!<br />
<br />
Join My Group, Keep Sonic Original, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!}}<br />
<br />
At this point Chris's fans helped him set up a separate protest Facebook page, "[[Keep Sonic Original]]."<br />
<br />
===In Case You Didn't Get It the First Time===<br />
On 16 November 2014, Chris uploaded screenshots of the above conversation between himself and Kim regarding his holy cause.<br />
<br />
===I Want You...to Sign This Petition===<br />
Chris provided a link to iPetitions with:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|17 November 2014<br />
Petition Keep Sonic Original<br />
RIGHT! Sign this Petition, Please!}}<br />
<br />
===The Autism-Discriminating Sperm Bank===<br />
Chris complained about being rejected for being a [[semen|sperm]] donor because of his [[autism]]. Chris posted screencaps of his e-mail about the situation. In typical Chris fashion, the idea that there might be [[Chris and health|reasons]] other than autistic discrimination doesn't occur to him.<br />
<br />
Chris probably had some help writing this post.<br />
{{quotebox|20 November 2014<br />
<br />
I have applied on beaspermdonor.com to the Fairfax, VA Cryobank, and in their reply in the images below, I was rejected. Autism WAS asked about in the online donor application.<br />
<br />
The simple fact that the sperm bank rejected my application makes it very clear that they are discriminatory against autistic people. They are insinuating that autism is some sort of dreaded disease that needs to be disclosed despite the fact that it is not an illness. The sperm bank is embracing the ideals of the eugenics movement in their attempt too "protect the world" from the big, bad, scary autistic people. The sperm bank is also insinuating that autism is genetic or hereditary when in fact there is no consistent scientific proof to back this up. By denying my application, the sperm bank is thus perpetuating the same old tired assumptions but without providing actual evidence to support their outlandish claims.<br />
<br />
There is no such thing as a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA, so the sperm bank is lying to its recipients when they "guarantee" their sperm. There is no way to reliably figure out which combinations of DNA from sperm and egg will likely give which results. Everybody is carrying something; so why discriminate against me, and by extension, other autistic people?<br />
<br />
Their whole "your DNA is no good- begone!" explanation is utter bullshit.<br />
<br />
We really need to draw attention to this. The sperm bank shouldn't be allowed to get away with this outrage<br />
<br />
#VIA<br />
#Autism<br />
#HRC<br />
<br />
[[File:ChrisSpermBank1.jpg|220px]] [[File:ChrisSpermBank2.jpg|220px]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Changing Sonic's Arms Back for the Nth Time===<br />
Chris continued his complaining over Sonic's blue arms, this time by drawing a picture about himself, dressed in women's clothing, painting Sonic's arms. The illustration itself was actually a request from a [[CWCki Forums]] user for a comic <ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/11-20-sanic-the-haghoogs-message-to-sega.6059/#post-412095</ref> , before Chris posted the panel on his "Keep Sonic Original" Facebook group.<br />
[[File:Set2Pic1.jpg|right|thumb|200px|The requested full comic including the infamous panel.]]<br />
{{quotebox|20 November 2014<br />
<br />
SEND THE IMAGE TO SEGA AND THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FACEBOOK PAGES!!!<br />
<br />
[[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|220px]]}}<br />
<br />
===Blue-Sleeved Hoodies Trigger Me===<br />
{{quotebox|20 November 2014<br />
[[File:Facebook 20 Nov image 2.png|thumb|right]]<br />
<br />
This REALLY PISSES ME OFF TOO!!!<br />
<br />
[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=80TI7gRAoFM]]}}<br />
<br />
===Not Even a One-Hit Wonder===<br />
{{quotebox|20 November 2014<br />
[[File:Facebook 20 Nov image.jpg|thumb|left]]<br />
IT IS NOT A HIT!!! IT IS A DISASTER THAT NEEDS TO BE UNDONE AND CHANGED IMMEDIATELY!!!<br />
<br />
[[https://www.facebook.com/Sonic/photos/a.406270927417.185036.23050342417/10152827820317418/?type=1]]}}<br />
<br />
===Chris Just Can't Believe It===<br />
{{quotebox|23 November 2014<br />
[[File:New Facebook 23 Nov..jpg|thumb|right]]<br />
UGH!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE NOBODY HAS PULLED THE DAMN BLUE-ARM CARTOON FROM BROADCAST YET!!!}}<br />
<br />
===Still Way, Way Above Market Value===<br />
Chris reminded his readers about his mom's car:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|23 November 2014<br />
<br />
<nowiki>**REDUCED FOR A QUICK SALE!!!**</nowiki><br />
<nowiki>**$9995.00**</nowiki>}}<br />
<br />
===Chris is Unable to Tell Temple Grandin About the Blarms===<br />
Temple Grandin was advertised as appearing at a conference in Roanoke, VA on 5 December.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|24 November 2014<br />
I am afraid I will Not be able to afford to go and meet Temple Grandin. And that is the Least of my current set of worries. Ugh..,}}<br />
<br />
===Chris is Just a Clown Who's Feeling Down===<br />
{{quotebox|26 November 2014<br />
<br />
I have had a [[stress]]ful week last week, the most bizarre and mixed up sleep schedule, and I am feeling [[Biological clock|REALLY SLEEPY]] after a deep slumber last night, resulting in a Short Five Hour "Power Nap". UGH!!! My mind is wiped right now. All current orders, And one remedy of a commission request, will be fulfilled and completed tomorrow at my better ability and feelings then. Everything will be shipped out Wednesday. I just bought some ZZZQuil; a single dose ought to give me the full eight or so hours I need right now.}}<br />
<br />
===eBay Delays===<br />
{{quotebox|26 November 2014<br />
<br />
The snow is really coming down here, and the roads are slippery, and I am currently out of shipping tape as well. I am afraid the shipping of the current items will be delayed until Friday. I most sincerely apologize. Have a good day.}}<br />
<br />
===Thanksgiving: [[South Park]] Edition===<br />
{{quotebox|27 November 2014<br />
<br />
Happy Thanksgiving!<br />
Here's to a lovely and pleasant day for us all.<br />
<br />
[[http://youtu.be/ICjdEl-zgd4]]}}<br />
<br />
===New Profile Pic===<br />
On 29 November, Chris chose the above drawing of himself vandalizing property as his profile photo.<br />
<br />
===Only You...Can Prevent Blue Arms===<br />
Main article: [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]<br />
{{quotebox|29 November 2014<br />
<br />
The NEW "[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Keep Sonic Original Group]]"! WE ALL COMPLAIN TO SEGA, CARTOON NETWORK, AND ALL THE STORES THAT SELL THE BLUE-ARM GAME: RECALL AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! OR WE SHALL PROTEST AND FORCE YOU WITH OUR [[Claw of Fail|FINGERNAILS]] TO YOUR THROATS, SEGA!!!<br />
<br />
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/}}<br />
<br />
===[[wikipedia:Home Box Office|HBO]]'s ''[[wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff]] [[wikipedia:Girls (TV series)|Girls]]''===<br />
Chris completely missed the satirical slant of this video.<br />
{{quotebox|30 November 2014<br />
[[File:Facebook 30 Nov.png|right]]<br />
This Is The MOST AWESOME and BEST thing ADHD has created EVER!!! If they actually made a series of the PPGs in the adult situations and life, I would Totally watch every single one! Love It!!!<br />
<br />
[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAbq2jgw6y8]]}}<br />
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==References==<br />
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[[Category:Facebook]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=June_2012_Facebook_posts&diff=196869June 2012 Facebook posts2016-03-26T18:52:31Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>The following covers Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[June 2012]].<br />
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==Summary==<br />
* 2 June - Chris spends the day in fear of the poster campaign.<ref><s>[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]</s> (dead link as of Jul 2014)</ref><ref>[[User:Alan Pardew/2012 Poster Campaign]]</ref><br />
* 4 June - Chris snaps at the [[trolls]].<br />
* 8 June - Chris is jealous of all [[JERKS|men]].<br />
* 9 June - Chris suspects a troll at [[McDonalds]].<br />
* 9 June - Chris invites his friends to his [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand charity]].<br />
* 12 June - Chris doesn't understand people.<br />
* 14 June - Chris swears at a McDonald's employee.<br />
* 15 June - Chris muses about a TV show.<br />
* 18 June - Chris is lonely at McDonalds.<br />
* 23 June - Chris blames the trolls for his emotional problems.<br />
* 25 June - Chris is shocked by [[My Little Pony]] parodies.<br />
* 26 June - Chris is nostalgic and blames the trolls for destroying his artistic inspiration.<br />
* 27 June - Chris erupts in anger at the trolls.<br />
* 27 June - Chris gets banned from another McDonalds.<br />
* 28 June - Chris experiences extreme mood swings.<br />
* 29 June - Chris is depressed and angry about his life.<br />
* 30 June - The power is out at Chris's home.<br />
* Unknown - Chris hopes someone will bomb [[The Game Place]] and kill [[Michael Snyder]].<br />
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==Posts from Chris==<br />
===T Day===<br />
{{quotebox|2 June 2012<br />
It is here: "T" Day. 6:15 AM; according to the Forum, the bastards got an early start about two hours ago.}}<br />
{{quotebox|All I am capable of doing is remain inside the house with my mom and the pups, keep an eye on the local news and outside the window,...}}<br />
{{quotebox|...and wait. }}<br />
{{quotebox|Everyone else that gets this message, please relay to your friends. Locate any to all of the Trolls handing out and posting...}}<br />
{{quotebox|any Anti-Christian Chandler posters and flyers, arrest the bastards, and destroy ALL posters/flyers of the topic you all find.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Please Help in countering their heinous name-smearing campaign. Thank You, and God's Speed and Blessings.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Just reviewing the older posts of the plot; a group of them will meet at [[Fashion Square]] at 11:00 AM in or around the Food Court Area.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Watch around Rio Road, and Rio Hill Shopping Area.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Some of them may wear ugly clown masks, similar to "Twisted Metal"'s Sweet Tooth Character.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Some of them may dress up as Ghosts, Triple "K" Style and idea.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Dressed in [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Costume/Suit Outfits]].}}<br />
{{quotebox|They may or may not be armed with weapons.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Do not let them make any comments on he 1st Amendment, or "Barracks got our back."}}<br />
[[File:ChrisSkywriter.jpg|thumb|right|"They may have hired a Skywriter."]]<br />
{{quotebox|Crap! They may have hired a Skywriter.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Destoy any video recorders/recordings they may shoot or make; prevent any of their footage from going online.}}<br />
{{quotebox|The trolls have gotten everyone informed wrongly about me by about 2:00 PM; one of them started making their way to my house at about 4:30PM}}<br />
{{quotebox|PLEASE. Somebody tell me he/she did something against the trolls and their poster plot today!!! I am Not seeing anything good.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Swell! Nobody cares enough to give me a visual confirmation on the poster plot, and the known/unknown haunts me over and over.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I could be DEAD and no one on my Facebook would give a damn. Thanks a lot! <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}<br />
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Finally [[Kim]] replied:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|I just got home from work, sorry I couldn't comment earlier! Of course I care, you shouldn't think like that. Sometimes people just draw a blank and aren't sure what to say.}}<br />
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[[Anna]] piped up:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Here is my reason for not saying anything: I know that it's all fake, and that you've fallen for it once again. Nobody's out there posting signs or protesting or anything. But if I say that, you won't believe me. And you have 11 friends on Facebook, many of whom do not even live in the [[Charlottesville]] area & so could not check on things for you, & the rest may not have even been on Facebook yet today. & those that have, might not be subscribed to you. So they may not have even seen your posts.}}<br />
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Chris:<br />
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{{quotebox|I am probably an idiot for asking at a time like this; HOW do you know; did you have some Intel of your own; did you know a detail I did not? Please Explain, Anna.}}<br />
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Anna:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|You're not an idiot. I know because people are still messaging me on Facebook telling me so - people who are still your fans, & because it's extremely obvious to me that the pictures of the posters hung up in places are fake. I've gotten very good at spotting the difference between real and fake over the years. And by using logic, it's easy to see that nobody's going to spend money on a plane ticket/gas/hotel room/taking off work just to come torment you for a day.}}<br />
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===To The Trolls===<br />
{{quotebox|4 June 2012<br />
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I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating bastards. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your shit lies, including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account]]; there was NO MOLE.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br />
June 4, 2012}}<br />
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===Stressed, tired, old and confused===<br />
{{quotebox|4 June 2012<br />
I feel stressed. I feel tired. I FEEL OLD.}}<br />
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Kim suggested:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|You and your mom should try and take a vacation somewhere nice and quiet. Maybe go up to the Shennadoah Valley on a cool day and enjoy nature. You can take the puppies there too!}}<br />
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Chris could not be consoled:<br />
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{{quotebox|Nobody really, truly understand me.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I do not understand everything either.}}<br />
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===Chris the super villain===<br />
{{quotebox|8 June 2012<br />
I feel lonely again. I saw a young male/female couple; he nibbled at her ear; I felt like I wanted to make him disappear ([[Death Threats|not kill]]). }}<br />
{{quotebox|I feel like I am inches away from becoming a super villian, who not wants to conquer the world, but wants to be rid of all males 21-50...}}<br />
{{quotebox|.. years old by transporting all of those jerks into another dimension, or accelerating their individual ages to 51 each.}}<br />
{{quotebox|But I know a lot better than that, and I just bottle that [[Chris and anger|anger]] up into my fist and punch the air, free of any living being.}}<br />
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===Suspicious possible troll===<br />
{{quotebox|9 June 2012<br />
I am at McD in Ruckers; there is a B.K. Y.Adult sitting behind me; he acknowledged me; he is quite possibly a troll.}}<br />
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Kim asked:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|How did he acknowledge you?}}<br />
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Chris responded:<br />
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{{quotebox|A familiar greeting grunt and a nod.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Very Suspicious.}}<br />
{{quotebox|He has his head down A.T.M; going to wait until he leaves.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Typing or playing on his phone; he may be posting on Forum or communicating with his kind. Continuing to keep distance.}}<br />
{{quotebox|The dude finally left at 12:15, so I left too.}}<br />
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===Alex's Lemonade Stand===<br />
[[File:ChrisLemonadeStand.jpg|thumb|right]]<br />
{{quotebox|9 June 2012<br />
Just a note, I will be hosting my lemonade stand for [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]] Foundation tomorrow.}}<br />
{{quotebox|It will be held at my [[church]] at 1901 Thomson Road in Charlottesville, VA, at 12:00 Noon, after service and during a picnic there.}}<br />
{{quotebox|All on my friends list are welcome for good food, lemonade and meeting new people. Plus donations for A.L.S.F. are appreciated too.}}<br />
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===Chris has raised $50===<br />
{{quotebox|10 June 2012<br />
Including my ten dollar donation, I have raised $50.00 for the foundation.}}<br />
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===Slump===<br />
{{quotebox|12 June 2012<br />
I feel in another slump, because I realize another reason behind my shyness and all. I Do Not Understand... Especially people, and more especially, the people who hate me. And the lack of understanding bothers me, because it is like any unknown to any person; all unknowns frighten all people.<br />
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IDK, maybe if I can understand people, and how to deal better with the hateful people, I'd probably feel less inhibited. And at the moment, even so, I still am stuck at home most of the time with my responsibilities between [[Barb|my mother]], our [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]] and [[Chandler Cats|cats]], the finances, household, etc. {:( <br />
<br />
<nowiki>*sigh*...</nowiki> }}<br />
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===Grouch===<br />
{{quotebox|14 June 2012<br />
[[File:McD 2.jpg|thumb|left]]<br />
Do NOT go to the McDonalds at Forest Lakes in Charlottesville, VA, or this old grouch will give you a hard time for cussing all over the place, even though you say only One damn word.}}<br />
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===Movie review===<br />
{{quotebox|14 June 2012<br />
I've just watched the movie, [[Wikipedia:Chronicle (film)|Chronicle]], Director's Cut. It was a 4/5 movie.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I saw myself in the lead boy, I forget his name A.T.Moment, in what I would do to the Trolls, [[Snyder]], the [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]] building portion.}}<br />
{{quotebox|But I feel that I would have done it tactful, Like Matt. When Steve was lost, I felt as emotionally broken as "A" did; equal to losing [[Bob|Mr.C]] }}<br />
{{quotebox|My dad, Mr.C. I and Mom still deeply miss him very much.}}<br />
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===Danny Tambirelli===<br />
{{quotebox|15 June 2012<br />
[[File:TV show.jpg|thumb]]<br />
I think I look more like [[Wikipedia:Danny Tamberelli|Danny Tambirelli]] when he grew his hair out in episode 321 of [[Wikipedia:Figure It Out|Figure It Out]], except I'm Blonde.<br />
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LOL; he wore his hair well then.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Also, does anyone remember which episode has Lori Beth playing that her toy zebra is dead.}}<br />
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===Meh===<br />
{{quotebox|18 June 2012<br />
At McD in [[Ruckersville]]; sitting in a quiet, peaceful, dark corner; enjoying a choc chip frappe, it's good...}}<br />
{{quotebox|Feeling lonely, meh, blank, wishy-washy... meh.}}<br />
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===Major emotional trainwreck===<br />
{{quotebox|23 June 2012<br />
YES!!! I AM a Major Emotional Trainwreck, so What The Hell of it is Interesting to YOU Damn Trolls, aside from the FACT that ALL of you have made me this way from YOUR Damn Manipulations???!!!}}<br />
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===Bode & lonely===<br />
{{quotebox|25 June 2012<br />
Just a random thought: I prefer to say "bode" over "bored"; sounds similar, and I like [[Chris and English#CWC-isms|word play]]. So, yeah, I'm bode & lonely right now.}}<br />
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===Dark parodic shit===<br />
{{quotebox|25 June 2012<br />
Ugh!!! In reference to the dark animations found recently on YouTube of [[My Little Pony]]...}}<br />
{{quotebox|Vids like "shed.mov" and "cupcakes in HD"...}}<br />
{{quotebox|It Really Disturbs me... Why do people want to kill Rainbow Dash? Seriously, What...the...Fuck?!}}<br />
{{quotebox|Do these people hate [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomboys/Tomgirls]], or is it that she is a brave hero character, or just What the Fuck?}}<br />
{{quotebox|This Dark Parodic Shit is among which what killed my inspiration to draw and write more of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu and Rosechu]].}}<br />
{{quotebox|That shit makes my soul vomit. What the Fuck?}}<br />
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===Oh, my life===<br />
{{quotebox|26 June 2012<br />
Just watched [[Wikipedia: Katy Perry|Katy Perry]]'s "The One That Got Away" music video; it touched me; made me think of the life that got away from me in 2000...}}<br />
{{quotebox|I really wish I could go back to 1999 and make myself and my family stay in Midlothian. }}<br />
{{quotebox|Oh, my life. :_( }}<br />
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===Trolls destroyed my inspiration===<br />
{{quotebox|June 26, 2012<br />
Going back to the Dark Parodies for a moment, I've just realized that for me at least, it is not only, and as much, the violence, mislabels, being mocked, made dumb of, etc. in the dang parodies, but the Timing of their creation and distribution.<br />
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I feel I had hardly that much time to fully elaborate the characters and their individual personalities, roles, it all, the ideas and stories, in my mind to paper, we're still just sprouting, not even close to full bloom. And when the Dark Parodies arise before everything that is fact to my creations and stories were all made full and clear, it causes total counter-creative chaos to me, the original creator/artist/storyteller, and too much of the chaos is Too Much on my mind and focus and creative inspiration are all lost in a massive writer's block.<br />
<br />
I hate all of the people against me, those who find me "interesting" in twisted ways, those who harass me for "new content", those who just do not understand or get me at all (and that is Everyone), on the Internet around the world, because they all seriously are to blame for mentally and emotionally raping me to a state of total depression and lost inspirations. I made all of my mistakes falling for their cruel Manipulations; That is my fault. But for making me the lost soul that I am today from harassment and rape, EVERYTHING is ALL THEIR FAULT, BLAME and SINS!<br />
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Those damn people need to seriously think about the massive damage they mutually in combination all have made.}}<br />
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Anna:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|I'm still amazed at how so many people think they can justify baiting and trolling an autistic man by calling him naive or saying he deserves it for _____. There is nothing you could do, Christian, that would make you deserve ANY of this treatment.}}<br />
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Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Thank you.}}<br />
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===Hey! Damn trolls!===<br />
Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and [[28 October 2011|his impending arraignment in July]], the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.]]<br />
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{{quotebox|27 June 2012<br />
Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Homos|HATING]] Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Niggos|DISCRIMINATING]] Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Megan|HARASSING]] Me!!!<br />
<br />
Quit [[Bob|GIVING ME GRIEF]]!!!<br />
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Quit [[Death Threats|WANTING ME DEAD]]!!!<br />
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Quit [[Michael Snyder|BAD-MOUTHING]] Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[Twitter|BLOGGING]] ABOUT Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|HAVING FORUMS]] ABOUT Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[CWCki|HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES]] ABOUT Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[6 June 2010|PHOTOGRAPHING]] and [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|PHOTOSHOPPING]] Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[ShecameforCWC|DRAWING]] Me!!!<br />
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Quit [[Lars%27_Ship_Has_Sunk|MOCKING]] Me!!!<br />
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Quit MAKING ME LOOK [[Naive|STUPID]], [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|DUMB]], [[Slow-in-the-mind|RETARDED]], [[Twin Falling Towers|EVIL]], [[Sonichu Special 4|VILLIANOUS]], [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|BLOOD-THIRSTY]], [[Don%27t_Mess_With_Me|MURDEROUS]], [[White_knight#Chris_is_not_a_good_net_citizen|UNSOCIABLE]], [[Father Call|UNCARING]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNEMPATHETIC]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNCOMPASSIONATE]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers|HATABLE]], [[Chris and Race|DETESTABLE]], [[Chris and Anger|IRRITABLE]], [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|CRAPPED-ON]], [[CWCki|ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA]]!!!<br />
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Quit [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing For Sympathy|MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE]]!!!<br />
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Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND [[Chris and English|TO BE]]!!!!!!!}}<br />
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Anna suggested:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.}}<br />
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Chris replied:<br />
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{{quotebox|I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.}}<br />
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Anna:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?}}<br />
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Chris:<br />
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{{quotebox|Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and [[3DS]] Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second, I get all of the important calls for this household these days; I can not afford a new number.<ref>[[:File:June27.png]]</ref>}}<br />
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===Discriminated at McDonalds===<br />
{{quotebox|27 June 2012<br />
I have just been discriminated a AGAIN at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes; Do NOT go there either, or of you do, throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, [[Niggo|black]] woman's face!!!<br />
[[File:Difficult time lady.jpg|thumb|left]]}}<br />
{{quotebox|This woman gave me a difficult time too.<br />
[[File:McD.jpg|thumb|right]]}}<br />
{{quotebox|I am soo tired of people hating me.<br />
<br />
I can't stand it. And I don't understand...}}<br />
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===Chris fishes for pity===<br />
{{quotebox|28 June 2012<br />
I feel I am losing my will to live, if I have not done so already from having a dead soul.}}<br />
{{quotebox|After taking a shower this morning, I went to my old room, got my [[Megatron pistol|Megatron G1 figure]], removed its attachments, and in its Gun mode,...}}<br />
{{quotebox|I shot myself in the head. I am THAT depressed and internally dead, if Anyone on my friends list,...}}<br />
{{quotebox|Aside from Kim and [[Anna|Fighta]],...}}<br />
{{quotebox|Ever gives a fuck, damn or time of day for me anymore.}}<br />
<br />
===Good News===<br />
{{quotebox|28 June 2012<br />
Well, for once, there is a little good news tonight. After watching the latest vid in that dark parody set, Party.mov, I found out the detail I have been overlooking, "Ask Jappleack". I found the vids of the comic panels posted on ask-jappleack.tumbler.com, uploaded by "epicduck123". It dawns upon me in the part where Original Twilight Sparkle informs Jappleack about the parallel dimensions set apart from Original Equestria (Prime). The parodies that have been made from my [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and [[CWCville|Cwcville]], are all considered alternate dimensions from the Cwcville Prime that still remains MINE and MINE ALONE! <br />
<br />
Summary: to put everything into an easy to draw out perspective in my comic pages is simply to realize the alternate Cwcvilles and their characters, combine my creativity with the Psychic Powers of [[Magi-Chan]] to expel all past outside influences, Including Troll Influences and Manipulations. <br />
<br />
That plan will be set in motion and drawn, after I get the damn court shit resolved, try to find peace of mind free of the Internet influences, regain a huge amount of self-confidence, and relocate my inspiration, along with a new creative location, set up new routines for myself, Get My Life Back In Good Order, find my girlfriend/sweetheart...<br />
<br />
And I will require someone to advise me in getting published Officially and Offline, attend to the public relation management, and all of the shit I should have gone into a LONG time ago. You Know, a Manager?, Publicist?,}}<br />
{{quotebox|Lawer?,... that sort of Professional or Expert type Legitimate person. <br />
<br />
Shit, it is a LOT of stuff, and I am NOT all-knowing.}}<br />
{{quotebox|In any case, I am still seriously feeling bummed out, depressed, dead soul, constantly hurting and all of that. *sigh*... ugh! OY!}}<br />
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===Domo Short===<br />
{{quotebox|29 June 2012<br />
This is my favorite Domo Short, because of the song. http://t.co/uA30JAq }}<br />
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===Damn Michael Snyder===<br />
{{quotebox|29 June 2012<br />
Damn [[Michael Snyder]], and all of those who have made me further ill from unnecessary stress. I found it difficult to get up as early today, because of how hot it is today. At least we have air conditioning here. And the dogs are being good; it's peaceful right now.<br />
<br />
But what really is depressing to me is a lot of things. On a normal day at best currently, I go out for something to eat; get a long walk in; get time to myself to think and reflect (feel lonely and sad). But mostly, I am just an (appreciated) errand boy for my mother and and our pets. I still find it very difficult to meet new people from my too great shyness and autism. I go online to kill time often, but I can not meet new people, because of the damn trolls and cyber-bullies and all that socially discouraging shit. I am not making any to many new real (female) friends. No Progress is made for me; not much is really getting done for me. I am a mouse lost with very little idea of a solid plan in this grand labyrinth of life.<br />
<br />
And even worse, I have been encountering people who started hating me, in reference to the recent bans from those two McDonalds. That NOW makes FIVE places I have been and am banned from around here; counting Fashion Square (DAMN That Manajerk), [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (DAMN [[Mary Lee Walsh]]), AND the PLace... CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED Michael Snyder!!!<br />
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I Seriously Have Been PUBLICALY INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!<br />
<br />
My mind is comparably as worse off as a terribly bad drug addict; constantly blank, irritable, untalkative, ignorant to most social cues, Lost In Life, yada, yada, yada. Except I do not do any of those drugs or smoke.<br />
<br />
...and I just do not understand most people and a lot of shit in life.}}<br />
<br />
===HELP!===<br />
{{quotebox|30 June 2012<br />
HELP! HELP! HELP!!!}}<br />
{{quotebox|Mom and I, and Green Lea Subdivision are without power; connected at McD.<br />
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There is a TREE Down ON the POWER LINES in the South Bound Lane on Spring Hill Road since 10:00 PM hour last night. Called Rappohannock Hours ago; Frigging Tree is still killing us at home. My family is desperate for the Air Conditioning, especially my mother.<br />
<br />
Someone PLEASE Send Someone to remove Tree NOW. <br />
<br />
[[File:FacebookTreeDown.jpeg|thumb|left]]}}<br />
<br />
===Hellfire entrance and doors===<br />
[[File:Image.jpg|thumb|right]]<br />
It was probably in this month that Chris made the following statement, which he quickly removed:<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
I Pray that someone else Will plant a bomb in the Game and Hobby PLACe and Blow The Whole Damn Store Up! It does not Deserve to EVER have "C-Ville" in its name above its accursed, sullied, Hellfire Entrance and Doors! [[Death threats|Death to Michael Snyder too.]]}}<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
That Bastard, among Bastards, Ruined and Destroyed my Life, Emotions, and Being!}}<br />
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==References==<br />
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[[Category:Facebook]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=April_2012_Facebook_posts&diff=196868April 2012 Facebook posts2016-03-26T18:48:03Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>The following is an account of Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[April 2012]].<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
* 1 April - Chris accuses everyone on the [[internet]] of not caring about him.<br />
* 4 April - Chris has had [[Chris and sex|sex]].<br />
* 8 April - Chris provides some details about his one sexual encounter.<br />
* 9 April - Chris went on vacation.<br />
* 13 April - Chris claims to be losing weight.<br />
* 13 April - Chris reveals his non-virginity to the public.<br />
* 14 April - Chris reviews a movie.<br />
* 16 April - Chris had to go to court.<br />
* 16 April - Chris taunts the trolls.<br />
* 17 April - Chris reviews his new hairspray.<br />
* 19 April - Chris needs help meeting women.<br />
* 22-24 April - Chris is desperate to find a sweetheart.<br />
* 25 April - Chris demands that his friends help him.<br />
* 25 April - Chris likes [[My Little Pony|Derpy]].<br />
* 26-28 April - Chris plays a dumb game with his trolls.<br />
* 29 April - Chris tries to lift his self-esteem.<br />
* 30 April - Chris mistakenly believes a troll has been destroyed.<br />
* 30 April - Chris clears up a misconception of the trolls.<br />
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==Status Updates from Chris==<br />
===No longer a virgin===<br />
{{quotebox|4 April 2012<br />
I am not a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] anymore.}}<br />
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[[Anna]] responded:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|What?! Explain!!}}<br />
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Chris:<br />
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{{quotebox|Now, now, ladies. I don't kiss and tell. ;)}}<br />
<br />
===Good Mood===<br />
{{quotebox|8 April 2012<br />
I have been in a good mood a lot lately, because I finally had sex, so I'll divulge a couple of details. I mean, seriously, I literally awake, and the first thing that comes to mind is the occasion. and I am smiling for hours. [[Mia Hamm|She]] was a very nice and sweet early 20s woman: and even better. she's [[Cherokian Clan|half-cherokee]]. We've hit it off from the shared characteristic of being good people, and a very delightful and pleasant conversation. We exchanged phone numbers, and we did it in her room. I put together a nice gift basket for her to show my appreciation. <br />
<br />
Aside from me and she, only one other very trusted friend, who led us to our meeting knows the full story. And in the future, the other person who will learn of it is my Sweetheart-to-be. <br />
<br />
<nowiki>;)</nowiki> If ya really wanna know, you'd have to stay with me for a long while and more.}}<br />
<br />
===Really Enjoyed my Dick===<br />
{{quotebox|8 April 2012<br />
Oh, I forgot to mention, she Really Enjoyed my [[duck|dick]]; it was soo big and good, that it put the last dude she was with to shame; Her Words.}}<br />
<br />
Anna:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|You have rendered me speechless.}}<br />
<br />
===Vacation===<br />
{{quotebox|9 March 2012<br />
Hey. Just got back from a vacation in the country (Redoak, VA). The relatives there were busy, but we enjoyed a nice, peaceful time away from the stresses of here. And [[Barb|mama]] planted fresh flowers at her father's and [[Aunt Corrina|Corina]]'s graves in good respect. The church in front of the Weston Family there had a mannequin in front of their cross that Easter Sunday; looked really good like our Lord.<br />
<br />
[[File:VacationApril2012.jpg|thumb|left]]}}<br />
<br />
===Losing weight===<br />
{{quotebox|13 April 2012<br />
I'm losin weight. Going down to 223 and falling.}}<br />
<br />
[[File:Losing weight 1.jpg|300px|thumb|left]]<br />
[[File:Losing weight 2.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]<br />
[[File:Losing weight 3.jpg|200px|thumb|center]]<br />
<br />
Anna replied:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Way to go!}}<br />
<br />
===Three Stooges===<br />
{{quotebox|14 April 2012<br />
I have just watched The (New) Three Stooges Movie; It was a lot of laughs, it had a fair set of plots, and I feel the actors captured the essence of the original Moe, Larry and Curly very well. It was neat seeing Larry and Curly watching Moe giving the MTV Jersey Shore gang the pokes, slaps and gags. And the placement of the classic theme song and Act Cards (out of three) were well-placed. And all of the classic references make this movie a real feat for the classic reproduction.<br />
<br />
It is very good. :)}}<br />
<br />
Dana replied:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|glad you enjoyed it!: ) i haven't seen it yet but i love the original stooges.}}<br />
<br />
Chris added:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| My favorite classic short is "Loco Boy Makes Good;" it is a Classic example of The Stooges. "'Press.' 'Press.' 'Pull.'"}}<br />
<br />
===Tweet, tweet===<br />
{{quotebox|16 April 2012<br />
Tweet, Tweet. Just testing the link between my OLD [[Twitter]] to my facebook.}}<br />
{{quotebox| Cool, That Works. :) I Approve My Follwers Too.}}<br />
<br />
===Really Tired===<br />
{{quotebox|16 April 2012<br />
Just lost 2 hours of life in court waiting for hearing date setup. Really Tired. Wish [[Snyder]] dead from HIS own self-stress. I need sleep.}}<br />
<br />
[[Kim]] wrote:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Though I wouldn't wish death on anyone, I'm sorry you're still going through all this. I'm here for you. :)}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Thank You.}}<br />
<br />
===Twitter re-engaged===<br />
{{quotebox|17 April 2012<br />
I have Blocked EVERY LAST Ex-Follower of my Twitter; Now Only my REAL Friends should be able to read my tweets.}}<br />
{{quotebox|By that, I mean my friends here on Facebook.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I think it is safe to tweet to facebook now. :)}}<br />
<br />
===Hairspray===<br />
{{quotebox|17 April 2012<br />
I have tried a hairspray [[Mia Hamm|my cherokee gal friend]] recommeded, and I like it. Aussie Sprunch; it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy. :)}}<br />
<br />
===Freeze up===<br />
{{quotebox|19 April 2012<br />
My self-confidence is still good; I still smile a lot; but I lately freeze up upon seeing a pretty woman; why can't I even say "hi"? }}<br />
<br />
Kim answered:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|One step at a time, but eventually you must take the dive. Even if you're rejected multiple times, you must continue trying. Like I've told you once, you won't ever succeed unless you try. Just take rejection in stride. Everyone gets rejected one way or another in their lifetime.}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Yep.}}<br />
<br />
He added:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I must still have some old fears of her being already taken, possible troll, rejection, etc, etc, etc.}}<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
Aside from ice-breaking with friendly face recognition, I would appreciate help on flirting with women; kissing help would be good too.}}<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
The flirting advice and pointers are to be offered to me IN PERSON; words alone just don't work as hot as experience.}}<br />
<br />
===Twitter requests===<br />
{{quotebox|19 April 2012<br />
Any of y'all, my friends on facebook, want to follow my Tweets, please leave me a comment with your @name on f.b., and send me your request }}<br />
<br />
===I still require a sweetheart===<br />
{{quotebox|22 April 2012<br />
I enjoyed the Canterlot Wedding [[My Little Pony|M.L.P.]] 2-Parter episodes; It was very nice, and the songs sang were v great.}}<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I just w it again on my iTunes}}<br />
{{quotebox|I just enjoyed it again on my iTunes, with my mother. Still a great show. Now, I feel reminded of my desperation for my Sweetheart-2-B.}}<br />
{{quotebox|The virgin-breaker was a Great Milestone for me, and it made me feel more self-confident, but still, it was One thing.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I still require my [[Sweetheart]]. :_( ...<3}}<br />
<br />
===Fear of the future===<br />
The following is a series of tweets Chris wrote on 23 April 2012 and shared on Facebook:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|23 April 2012<br />
At [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|WMUMChurch]] yesterday, I went, but the loneliness was really hitting me. I just am not feeling loved in my congregation.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Only two people acknowledged me during the opening Passing of the Peace; ONE of who I actually know. Still did not perk me up much.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I wrote a LOT of Prayer Concerns about myself and put them into the top collection plate Before the service started.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Am I acknowledged in needing prayers and concerns when that part came up? NO.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I do not care much for Ed's words of worship, although he does his own good job; EVERY Sunday I went and Elizabeth Foss was there...}}<br />
{{quotebox|HER words Always, if not mysteriously, coincidentally, telepathically or whatever, HER words Always Related to what I was feeling...}}<br />
{{quotebox|right then. Ed always talks on and on in a droning way about the Religious aspects of Methodism, but RARELY about the People and...}}<br />
{{quotebox|how WE are feeling. Elizabeth ALWAYS had a GREAT Comforting word. I wish she had NOT left the church: She really is a caring and good...}}<br />
{{quotebox|person. Mr. Ed, I feel, is an uncaring, non-understanding, uncompassionate, ignorant, stubborn old horse.}}<br />
{{quotebox|And I feel like I was considerably forgotten in the church; I knew I was gone for too long, but my [[Biological clock|internal clock]] kept me awake at night...}}<br />
{{quotebox|and prohibited me from being a day person. *sigh* I am Lonely.}}<br />
{{quotebox|NOT many people, INCLUDING family, Really or Truly cares about me OR my mother...}}<br />
{{quotebox|I am alone at the moment. My mother is getting a sleep-napia for her snoring at M.J.H.}}<br />
{{quotebox|It just dawned on me that THIS is what it is like if it WAS just me... It really IS lonely, and it is hell to me.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I understand financially, I just could not survive alone for long, and my daddy was right on that.}}<br />
{{quotebox|WOULD it Kill any woman to approach me in public and offer her hand in friendship with a Long and True Relationship with me?!!}}<br />
{{quotebox|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I certainly would Not last long either. Is my fathers missed fate my fate to be?}}<br />
{{quotebox|I am in a LOT of emotional pain and distress right now.}}<br />
{{quotebox|My mom is awake now, so I go pick her up. But I realize what I have just Tweeted. I can not afford to be alone in life. :_( }}<br />
<br />
Kim replied with the following comment:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|24 April 2012<br />
Sorry I haven't been able to email you these past few days! It seems you have gone through quite a bit. If you need to vent, don't be shy to send me an email. Even if I don't respond, I always get them. Just keep your head held high, even when things seem hopeless. You'll get through this with that driven spirit you have. :) I hope your mom is okay and give her my regards.}}<br />
<br />
Chris replied:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|24 April 2012<br />
Thank You.}}<br />
<br />
===Panic===<br />
{{quotebox|24 April 2012<br />
I had a great amount of sleep but I feel mighty weak from the stress, fear and all that from yesterday.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I desperately require my Sweetheart to be I seriously can not find and contact her by myself. I NEED HELP, PLEASE.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I NEED HELP! On my Sweetheart Search; NOW!}}<br />
<br />
===Cole info===<br />
{{quotebox|24 April 2012<br />
[[Cole Smithey]] - The Smartest Film Critic in the World http://t.co/UBijdU6 via @colesmithey}}<br />
<br />
===Skype info===<br />
{{quotebox|24 April 2012<br />
Exclusively to my confirmed friends, I can be reached through my PSVita on Skype at "chrischan02241982".}}<br />
<br />
===Comfort me!===<br />
{{quotebox|25 April 2012<br />
Isn't ANYONE ELSE reading my posts?! I am under emotional distress, and ONLY 1/8 of my Real Friends offer me comfort and wisdom?!}}<br />
<br />
Dana replied:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| i am. i don't know of anything i can do to help though. :(}}<br />
<br />
Typically, Chris snaps at this attempt to comfort him:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|"WOULD it Kill any woman to approach me in public and offer her hand in friendship with a Long and True Relationship with me?!!"}}<br />
{{quotebox|How about TELLING other women about me, spreading GOOD words about me, etc., etc.}}<br />
<br />
Dana:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|i do say nice things about you. i don't know who to introduce you to though. don't be mad at me.}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Most ANY Single Woman.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I'm not mad; just self-frustrated. It's not your fault.}}<br />
<br />
===Tell women I'm a nice guy===<br />
{{quotebox|25 April 2012<br />
EVERYONE who cares can TALK to other women about me; spreading GOOD words about me, etc., etc. IT would be Truly and Greatly Appreciated.}}<br />
<br />
===Uncharacteristic optimism===<br />
{{quotebox|29 April 2012<br />
I'm feeling lonely and tired. Been reading trolls' thoughts. Amazingly, half to most are bad, but a Lot are Good.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Popularly, I am still a great artist, I am more dedicated when I set my to doing something; drawing LOTS of comic pages.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I am an interesting, unique individual, they see me as harmless, I am more than meets their eyes in depth.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I am more social, outgoing and spontaneous than ANY of those SHY, Fallible Trolls.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I have a flair in Cheering People Up, I am Fun and Comical, and I am Direct and Honest.}}<br />
{{quotebox|Their screencapped, "unsolicited", highlighted testimonials will be added to my album later.}}<br />
{{quotebox|PLEASE Relay my good qualities to your women friends, and introduce them to me ASAP.}}<br />
<br />
Kim wrote:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|I told a girlfriend of mine about you, and she seemed real Interested. But apparently she only goes for men with realty dark hair. Sorry! If she changes her mind, I'll have her call you or send you an email!}}<br />
<br />
===Follow Kim's example===<br />
{{quotebox|30 April 2012<br />
EVERYONE. If you'll read Kim's comment in response to my recent Tweet below,...}}<br />
{{quotebox|SHE did the Right Thing; She Told a Girl Friend of hers about me. Follow Her Example, Please. And Thank You. :)}}<br />
<br />
===One down===<br />
{{quotebox|30 April 2012<br />
CHECK THIS OUT! A Troll FINALLY Got Served! I Looove It}}<br />
<br />
Anna had her doubts:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|<br />
Looks like it's fake...}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|<br />
confirmed. just found this<br />
<br />
http://789chan.org/cwc/res/206305.html<br />
<br />
'''/cwc/ - Don't get mad; these people fucking LOVE mad.'''}}<br />
<br />
Chris replied:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
Oh well, that's fine; [[Rob Bell]] has my login info; I have the growing number of screencaps; the Trolls/Cyber-Bullies' downfall IS within our reach and their demise.}}<br />
<br />
==Notes from Chris==<br />
===An Open Note===<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
1 April 2012 at 11:12pm<br />
<br />
I want to make something very clear to everyone on the internet. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is my mother. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned Coldest Shoulder Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]<br />
<br />
The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, Barbara, and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of my father gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.<br />
<br />
You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
13 April 2012 at 10:08pm <br />
<br />
It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.<br />
<br />
[[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.<br />
<br />
And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own self-fabricated theories and fables; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.<br />
<br />
You Trolls, Get A Life.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br/><br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br/><br />
4/13/2012}}<br />
<br />
===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
16 April 2012 at 4:21am<br />
<br />
Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j<br />
<br />
I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].<br />
<br />
[[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.<br />
<br />
You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the once innocent good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.<br />
<br />
HA HA HA.<br />
<br />
<nowiki>**</nowiki>This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.<ref>http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg</ref><br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
25 April 2012 at 17:45<br />
<br />
In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of "[[South Park]]"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.<br />
<br />
Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.<br />
<br />
I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.<br />
<br />
Christian Weston Chandler.<br />
April 25, 2012<br />
<br />
[[File:Saved.jpg|thumb|left]]<br />
<br />
<nowiki>http://www.savederpy.com</nowiki><br />
}}<br />
<br />
Chris later commented:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.}}<br />
<br />
===I have decided===<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
26 April 2012 at 19:35<br />
<br />
The time is too great, and these are grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my [[Attraction Sign|sign]] and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 from 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].<br />
<br />
I Welcome All.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br/><br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br/><br />
April 25, 2012}}<br />
<br />
Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''<br />
<br />
I Welcome All.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br/><br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br/><br />
April 25, 2012}}<br />
<br />
Chris later commented:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}<br />
<br />
===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D===<br />
On 28 April 2012, Chris posted in Facebook once again, declaring "victory" against the trolls. His reason for ego-tripping was his belief that he had fooled the trolls by announcing that he would come out in public with a new Attraction Sign, subsequently causing them confusion when he didn't show up. Unfortunately for Chris, he ends up making an utter jackass of himself with this post, both by confirming that he let the trolls get to him in the mall, resulting in a shouting match that got him thrown out, as well as basically admitting that his brilliant "revenge" involved him staying holed up in his room, something he does every single day of his life anyway. The delusion that he has "won" when in fact he's shot himself in the foot yet again is really staggering.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|28 April 2012<br />
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!<br />
<br />
You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j<br />
<br />
To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken "facts".]]<br />
<br />
You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].<br />
<br />
In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]<br />
<br />
I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]<br />
<br />
YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
<br />
Christian Weston Chandler<br />
<br />
4/28/2012<br />
<br />
<nowiki>**</nowiki>More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps".<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===<br />
{{quotebox|30 April 2012 at 01:41<br />
<br />
And to quell one question. "[[JenkinsJinkies]]" "[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]<br />
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[[Category:Facebook]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Catherine_E-mails&diff=196867Catherine E-mails2016-03-26T18:45:43Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>The following are e-mails and texts sent between [[Chris]] and his sweetheart [[Catherine]]. They corresponded during the second half of [[2014]]. More e-mails and texts may or may not be leaked in the future.<br />
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==Ex-gal pals==<br />
This e-mail was sent sometime between 16 and 18 September 2014.<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails|Rebeckah]] forwarded your concerns to me. I assure and promise to you, Catherine: I did not have a crush on [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]] at all during High School. The only time that would be considered contrary was at the Seinor Prom. No one had asked me to dance, and I went there with my [[Barb|mom]]. Tiffany asked me to dance with her; it was good. But with the learning of the set up arrangement last year, and upon recollection and reflection, that was probably a set up arrangement as well.<br />
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My High School crush was [[Kellie Andes]]. But then I had heard a rumor near graduation about her going outwith some other dude. And I lost touch.<br />
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I was moreover not over the Friendships of ALL of my High School Gal Pals: Tiffany [x], Kellie [x], [[Sarah Bevel|Sarah]] [x], [[Molly Quarles|Molly]] [x] (who is still a friend, and on my Facebook Friends List), and [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell|Miranda]] [x] (who I still have never found anywhere online, so she is undecided). Aside from Kellie, I did not have the deeper feelings for any of my gal pals, but I still was close with them, I cared about them as my friends, and I definitely felt comfortable around them. Seriously, I was totally [[Naive]] on the subject of [[Dating]] throughout High School, even though I had a sexual education class. Which led me to my later idea of encouraging [[Dating Education]] Classes alongside Sexual Education in High School. Anyway, Kelly blocked me on Facebook a few years ago, and l have gotten over her well over a decade ago. And<br />
<br />
last August to October, while I was totally on getting the Class of 2000 Reunion going on the 15th year, since the ten year reunion did not work out. I also built the original Lego High School building, before the fire last January, which melted the top portion and about the back walls of the building. I still am glad I rebuilt it with renewed dedication to Manchester High.<br />
<br />
When I was contacting as many classmates as I could last year, I talked with Sarah Bevel, and eventually, She was the one in Mid-October who totally devastated my High School Memories by being the first to tell me that their friendships with me were a set up that occurred between my [[Bob|father]] and the principle. I became More VERY Upset and Sad!<br />
<br />
sigh<br />
<br />
And with the bullying from Sarah and Tiffany since then, I really wanted to know Why the hell they hate me for other than no reason. I was mostly over all of that before you found me on [[OKCupid]]. And then, just recently when I was messaged the link to Tiffany's Facebook.<br />
<br />
Yeah. So anyway, while I am feeling more crestfallen about that, I am more into the relationship between you and me, Catherine. You continue to care about and love<br />
<br />
me; as I still do for you too. That matters a lot more to me.<br />
<br />
You do not have anything to worry about here, my TomBi!<br />
<br />
Sent from my iPhone<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, <br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler}}<br />
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==Strap-on details==<br />
These two e-mails from Chris were sent after they had known each other for about a month, on approximately 20 September 2014.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
Hey, Love! I am still thinking ahead for the [[Chris and sex|sex time]], when we get there. No hurry. I'm feeling a bit nervous about it. I have mentioned before I had an idea for keeping my [[duck|penis]] and testicles hidden when we would be tribbing; I made a sort of early prototype of a strap-on (I would wear my belt to keep it on) that pushes my parts into my body and hold them there in place. My initial design didn't quite work out during testing; it kept flipping around, the testicles kept dropping out. I was under a misunderstanding of the direction the penis popped out from. It apparently was more vertical than horizontal. I need to examine myself further on that. I later recalled the [[sex toys|strap-ons]] offered for the optional dildo, so I checked on adameve.com. I see a few possible products that might keep my parts pushed in, but I would have to order one later one and figure that for myself.<br />
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It's not immediately important; as a soulful lesbian, for my own identity and ability, I want to be able to perform a tribadism the best I would be able to (and keeping the protrusive parts out of the way too).<br />
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If this topic bothers or offends you, please let me know, and I will not bring it up again. Thank You, Love, for listening. <3<br />
<br />
Stay Safe and Well with Peace,<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
I still have not tried the strap-on part, but I definitely confirmed for myself that [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|anal play]] (at least by myself) is no good for me. Years ago, I had a small vibrating dildo, and one time, I put it up my behind with it turned on. Seriously, it did nothing for me. Now fast forward to tonight: I had the idea of using the new one that came with the strap on to try to get the washcloth up there to clean the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|crap]] out; that idea failed. Then I got an impulse to shove it up there in the tub with the water; it went in easier, but it was either hitting my bladder or prostate; it was without a doubt more painful than anything pleasurable to me. My impulse conned me into shoving it up there four times in different ways; all the while still more painful. It did not get any stains on it. I felt off-balance after getting out of the tub and drying myself. It was about 3/4 inch longer than my erect part. I put the thing in the dresser drawer with my deflated woman [[Kimmi|sex doll]]; I had not used it in months. The non-living things doesn't cut it for me as they had years ago (the women sex dolls). That's another lesson learned for myself.<br />
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Thank you for listening, my Loving Heartthrob. <3<br />
<br />
Stay Safe and Well with Peace,<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}<br />
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==Chris the Cat-Killer==<br />
The date of this email is unknown. In [[June 2014]] a troll obtained a number of binders containing Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks|old high school homework]], and posted a [[:File:CWCdoxFolders - 15 Jun 2014.jpg|photo]] which Chris is apparently referring to here. He reveals that relations with his neighbors are not good, and that he and his mother are deeply paranoid.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
'''Re: Why Are You Doing This?'''<br />
<br />
Well, actually I do have a suspect in mind, if you want to help, or if you know a private investigator or something. In the house, front-across from 14 Branchland Ct. (I don't know their number). The preteen boy in there hate us because after Their cat attacked me and my family with its claws, we called animal control, they picked up the cat and put it to sleep. Since then, he in league with his grandfather has bred a snake and released it through a hole, which we are guessing HE had made, in our cement front porch, and released it into our house[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventure_of_the_Speckled_Band]. And possibly egged our house and vehicle a number of times. And now shortly after the fire, likely ran in and stole my mother's purse with her cards AND keys, Dali Hands (Tree) Lithograph Painting, and NOW my high school work binders!<br />
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh*<br />
<br />
There is carpet in the background behind the stacked folders in the top photo of their page (link below). I will bet that carpet is in HIS HOUSE. I am soo pissed at that brat, I just want to shout at him, "Whose Homework did you turn in Last January?"<br />
<br />
That's all from my head right now. Thank you.<br />
<br />
Sent from my iPhone<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler}}<br />
<br />
==Endgame==<br />
The following e-mails cover the days after Catherine told Chris she didn't want to be in a relationship. Most of them were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] on 15 [[December 2014]]. They are intercut with relevant text messages, in chronological order.<br />
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===Possibly sounding crazy===<br />
{{quotebox|'''9 December 2014'''<br />
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CATIE: Hey, why do you keep calling me "heartthrob"?<br />
<br />
CHRIS: Well, Love, I Mean the word as an endearing term of Love, and it's another good choice word in regards to Sweetheart. But moreover, and i am serious: whenever I think of you, Catherine, I feel my heart beating better and more positive.<br />
<br />
CATIE: Okaaay but you shouldn't call me sweetheart or anything.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: While I do understand that you and I are in the [[Friend zone|"Friend Zone"]] at the moment and while, for the needs of some of our closest ones at least, I have been feeling, and still feel, the most positive and passionate of love for you from our earliest conversations and growing continuing from there. Also, I know I can not change your mind, but I am still going to feel for you soo much anyhow.<br />
<br />
CATIE: But we aren't in a relationship. I told you that when we went bowling.<br />
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CHRIS: Right; we are a boy/girl and a girl friends in an open relationship.<br />
<br />
CATIE: No, we aren't in a relationship. You couldn't handle the open relationship you wanted in the first place.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: You can't be telling me you've never felt that way about me mutually. I remember past events, and I have learned from the mistakes. I know you care about and Love me too.<br />
<br />
CATIE: It's platonic Chris. I'm not your sweetheart or your girlfriend. We're friends, that's all.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: Yeah. But I still feel for you like that anyhow.<br />
<br />
CATIE: Okay but you shouldn't call me sweetheart or anything. That's weird.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: And I have and still am working a Lot for you and me; Us. And I respect your space and needs and learn from my mistakes, too!<br />
<br />
CATIE: It's just, you keep acting like we're in a relationship and we aren't. I told you several times.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: Don't forget, we were over a 97% Q&A match in over a thousand on OKCupid.<br />
<br />
CATIE: Lol, Chris, an online dating site doesn't mean all that much!<br />
<br />
CHRIS: It means a LOT!<br />
<br />
CATIE: It's not like it means people are destined to be together, it's just common interests and stuff. That's all.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: Possibly sounding crazy, but I will Not Lose You, Catie Heart!<br />
<br />
CATIE: We're still friends though, I thought you were okay with that. I just don't want to be in a relationship with you.<br />
<br />
(Two hours later.)<br />
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CHRIS: I am feeling sad and upset.}}<br />
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===Thanks a lump===<br />
{{quotebox|'''9 December 2014'''<br />
'''Thanks a lump'''<br />
<br />
I am seriously feeling like since "not in a relationship" was said about five PM, I was dangling at the end of a rope. And afterwards, slowly falling into a fiery depth, my [[heart level|heart]] melting and drifting back into sadness, much like the melting [[LEGO|Lego]] pieces in that [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] last January. Now, I am at the ice cold bottom, and the melted heart is now a depressed hard lump of melted loss in being dumped. <br />
<br />
I feel like I should not speak with you for a while; I am depressed and my heart aches bad. You lack appreciation for the hard work and effort I had put into US!!! <br />
<br />
Sent from my iPhone <br />
<br />
Stay Safe, <br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler }}<br />
<br />
===Melted then petrified Lego piece===<br />
{{quotebox|'''12 December 2014'''<br />
<br />
CHRIS: I am feeling Very Heart Ached, with a sad feeling like a melted then petrified [[LEGO|Lego]] piece, and I am still feeling upset from your breaking up the relationship with me. YOU said it; I did not. Do Not contact me yet. Have a safe day.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: P.S.; I am still feeling like a discarded piece of crap. Thanks a Lump for a Blue Christmas.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: ONLY to let you know Catherine. Anyhow, I have an update to let you know: the patch of skin that the [[Un-clit|jewelry]] was in was shrinking again. I have just removed the barbell and spheres; I am giving up in that piercing now.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: P.P.S.: I would feel better, if in future we should happen to be together, hanging out, for some reason, when you talk with your parents, that you refer to me as a Lesbian (friend), instead of another one of your "Gay Friends".<br />
<br />
CATIE: So you mean you still want to hang out again?<br />
<br />
[Note: Chris's last message to me is likely in reference to the last outing. Catherine's dad called and asked, "Who are you with, another on of your gay friends?" and the reply was a clearly exasperated, "yes, Dad, another one of my gay friends."]}}<br />
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===Learn from Care Bears or Something===<br />
{{quotebox|'''12 December 2014, 6:25'''<br />
<br />
'''Learn from Care Bears or Something'''<br />
<br />
Well, I am still feeling heartache and low, so I am not sure at the moment. And I am going to try to catch up on a bunch of sleep I've lost more recently, due to this depression. <br />
<br />
I mean, I had done a LOT for our relationship, look at the second DVD, I cited my own vows for you, and That was a Most Recent recording. I poured out my Heart and Soul for you in most of everything I had done for you. And I Have Learned from that overreaction of mine with [[Open Relationship E-mails|Colin]]. I did ALL of that And the Bonus Round (interpret that how you will). I withheld being clingy and touchy for the most part. And then you up right and end it. Left me spiraling AGAIN.<br />
<br />
My mother even theorized, from her experiences and observations of [[Barbara Chandler|manipulative and bad people]], you went out with me in attempt of a free house to crash in. I personally prefer to see the good in people! Yet the [[trolls]] have terrified and frightened me to a great point of paranoia.<br />
<br />
And my mother is Not going to be around forever, and I still have difficulty meeting other people by myself, especially when I am Depressed. And this type of depression, sadly, is an emotional state I had gotten used to since after moving back to [[Ruckersville]], and in and out between past relationships, Theoretical And Real. <br />
<br />
Alone, I am constantly LOST in mind and path, even after trying [[Chris and religion|religion]]. I Needed You, Catherine. You Had filled in the void that allowed me to feel at my Better to Best more often, on the better path. <br />
<br />
Killing the relationship, it Killed Me and My Heart and Soul ALL OVER AGAIN after countless times of them both being Broken, Beaten and Scarred beyond belief and back from Hell. <br />
<br />
Then again, how do I know better? I am 32 years old and some wise and educated. My mind is drifting away slowly with age. I guess YOU have More Answers to Life, Love, Health and Self-Happiness and Esteem than I could ever have.<br />
<br />
I don't know anymore. My heart aches bad to allow me to think better. <br />
<br />
My feelings and emotions might be better understood if instead of learning about the tortures of King Henry Tudor VIII, learned was the Caring, Compassion and Empathy from the classic Care Bears (shows). <br />
<br />
Sent from my iPhone<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, <br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler}}<br />
<br />
===Just Friends===<br />
Catherine replied:<br />
{{quoteboxred|'''12 December 2014, 5:27'''<br />
<br />
'''RE: Learn from Care Bears or something''' <br />
<br />
Just because I don't want to be your girlfriend doesn't mean I don't want to see you happy. I've been saying we're gal pals for a while now and you were always okay with it. It's wonderful when you go out to the [[Cville Pride|lgbt events]] and when you got to go to the [[Impulse Gay Social-Club|Halloween party]] and all. I just don't understand what's made you so upset here.}}<br />
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===Empathy lessons===<br />
{{quotebox|'''13 December 2014, 12:45am'''<br />
You don't understand what's made me upset?<br />
<br />
Valid enough. Have some empathy and put yourself in my shoes in your imagination. I have described how I have been feeling lately after you said "I don't want to be in a relationship with you". Take what you have learned about me from our conversations and time together face to face: of who I am, and my emotionally. You're me: from my eyes and heart, pretend you are doing and have done about near everything I had done for you. Before meeting you, I was paranoid and depressed from loneliness and the damn Internet trolls. Imagine from about when I sent you the message on [[OKCupid]], and then your response shortly after, and so forth. Everything building up within me with you, the first date meeting at Applebee's, the more recent bowling date, the try of getting together at the Pride Festival yet your car problem happened. I wanted to come to your rescue and worrying about you. That time I was in VA, you were in New York with Shaina, and then suddenly, Colin enters and takes you on the cruise outing, and me not knowing him better at the time for the while. Ecetera.<br />
<br />
Take your time with empathizing there: it's like reading a book and imagining Everything from the lead character's perspective.<br />
<br />
Anyhow, I am still feeling the heartache and depression, and Unless you want to come over here and offer me condolences and compassion, or restarting the open relationship, it could take me a LONG time, or less if I should die early from said depression, to make any significant emotional recovery there.<br />
<br />
Think, Imagine, and Emphasize on all that from my perspective.<br />
<br />
Sent from my iPhone<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Chrisitan [sic] W. Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
===Not mature enough to date===<br />
{{quoteboxred|'''13 December 2014, 5:28'''<br />
Wow, okay, what makes you so sure you're mature enough to date? It doesn't sound it, all I keep hearing from you is how you believe you're entitled to a relationship with someone.}}<br />
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===Wah Wah===<br />
{{quotebox|'''14 December 2014, 00:49:59'''<br />
'''Re: Well, that's nypical'''<br />
<br />
What the hell is wrong with you, Catherine? I suggested that you try to see things from my perspective. And then you reply like as if I'm some sort of overbearing individual who speaks "Wah Wah" like in the Charlie Brown cartoons? <br />
<br />
I never said anything like as if I was "entitled" to be in a relationship with some woman. If anything, I stated reasonably that I Need that one special woman to be with me, help me, and keep me from possibly going into some form of crazy insane, in the longer run. I had thought you understood me, and I had thought you were the one special woman out of a million common ones. <br />
<br />
Your response leaves me with a feeling like I might not know you anymore. What the hell? <br />
<br />
Sent from my iPhone <br />
<br />
Stay Safe, <br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler}}<br />
<br />
===Linked nose pain===<br />
{{quotebox|'''14 December 2014'''<br />
<br />
CHRIS: I responded to your email. And just so you know, I'm feeling worse now: my [[Chris and health|blood pressure]] hit me and now I have a headache and linked nose pain. I took an aspirin and my Rx.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: I am resting towards going back to sleep. In case you should care enough to come over, in the event I may be indesposed, call my mother's phone at (434)-555-5555 to inform her of your arrival, as well as a conversation.}}<br />
<br />
===Not my fault===<br />
{{quoteboxred|'''14 December 2014, 5:28'''<br />
'''RE: Well, that's ntypical'''<br />
<br />
I'm really not understanding this behaviour here, Christian. I appreciate you're feeling depressed with your situations right now, but it isn't my fault and it isn't my responsibility to fix it. I had my cards on the table from the start. I thought we could be gal pals but you just seem to want to use me and guilt me into a relationship with you. That's not okay, Chris. Relationships don't always work out how you dream they will. That's just how things are.}}<br />
<br />
===It IS Your Fault!===<br />
{{quotebox|'''14 December 2014, 15:04'''<br />
'''It IS Your Fault!'''<br />
<br />
The way you're talking right now, it's sounding like you're trying to clear your conscious; it does not work that easy. You can't rationalize or disillusion yourself like Daffy Duck did. YOU were the one who made the statement of Not Wanting to be in a Relationship With Me. We HAD Been in the Open Relationship since we had established that mutual Love and Understanding early in our communications with each other! "I appreciate your being depressed"? That is a Dumb, Oxymoronic Statement to make. Like Lucy Van Pelt telling Schroeder, "I'm returning all of the gifts I was going to give you". And she realized "That didn't even make sense"! You may be Book Smart, but that does Not make you All-Knowing or Wise. Yes, we could be [[gal-pal|Gal Pals]], but you Have to also realize that I still have the [[duck|Ugly Growth]] that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this near seven incher damn cock! Relationships Work Best when both partners take it seriously. I HAVE Been Serious about it; You are showing that you've been very Lackadaisical and Ignorant for a while now. What we had, because you took the Biggest Part that was keeping at least ONE of us feeling Better and More Secure than EVER, the Relationship and Removal of Your Love and Emotions for me, it is like emptying a book of EVERYTHING but the Table of Lack of Contents. And I do think I Am Entitled in a True, Valid Relationship with a woman very much like you, because I Need The Love, and not only that, but I Am Of Royalty in the [[Daniel Weston|Weston Bloodline]].<br />
<br />
Right now, I am feeling tired, headachy, more depressed and sick of the blatant sarcasm in the ignorance you are showing along with your bitchy ass. <br />
<br />
And my mother is not fond of you right now either. She called you Common in your "Not Wanting to be in a Relationship With Me." Stew In All Of That For A Long While. <br />
<br />
Stay Safe with Peace, <br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler <br />
<br />
(sent from my iPod)}}<br />
<br />
===And Furthermore===<br />
{{quotebox|4:33 PM <br />
'''And Furthermore'''<br />
<br />
I am Most Certainly Entitled to the True, Honest, Loving and Good Relationship, because I Have been In and Out of more than Ten Faulty Relationships, Real And Theoretical, Long Before You. And I had been Forced to get used to feeling in a Constant Depressed State for Years, aside from the times when I was In Love that got me Best Out of that Slump! No Single Person Should Ever Have To be Used to Feeling Depressed for So Damn Long A Time, even With medications that Try and Fail to get them Out Of That Depression!!! <br />
<br />
<nowiki>**pant. pant. pant...**</nowiki><br />
<br />
Sent from my iPhone<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, <br />
Christian W. Chandler}}<br />
<br />
===Palpitations and blood pressure===<br />
{{quoteboxred|'''14 December 2014, 5:28'''<br />
'''RE: It IS Your Fault!'''<br />
<br />
You seem to think we were in a relationship because YOU thought we were. We've been out twice, and once was just as friends. That's not a relationship. I said I was going to have to really consider being in a relationship after my NY trip, and I decided that we should just be friends. You don't get to guilt trip someone into being your partner, which is what you're doing to me.<br />
<br />
And I don't like it. It gives me palpitations and blood pressure.}}<br />
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===Thunk, Plink, Thunk, Plink===<br />
{{quotebox|'''15 December 2014, 5:06am'''<br />
<br />
'''RE: It IS your fault!'''<br />
<br />
Well, I have been suffering from the high blood pressure too, and when my heart beats, it feels like a Mexican jumping bean inside a [[LEGO|Lego]] 2X4-brick-size-thick heavy plastic container. ***thunk, plink, thunk, plink*** And this heart feels like it coverted [sic] its surface material to that thick, heavy plastic, and it Aches bad.<br />
<br />
And from what you just stated, I feel like I'm that really nice sweater you liked: full of Personality, Essence, Love and Soul. After trying on that Golden Millionaire suit and Business skirt, you kicked me to the curb for the [[Colin|not-as-warm, tacky-looking piece of Rich, Soulless Crap]]. I was and would have been Most Devoted to you and Kept You Warm and feeling loved.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe with Peace,<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler<br />
<br />
(sent from my iPod)}}<br />
<br />
==Text Messages==<br />
===The Gal Pals Weren't the First Time Bob Hired Friends for Chris===<br />
The date for this exchange is unknown.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|CHRIS: I had a crush on her, [[Gal pal#Natasha Turner|Natasha Turner]], she was a very pretty teen. Then, one day, after getting dropped off at home on the bus, she met up with her girl friends and [[Tobacky|Smoked]] with them. That was It for me right there. Anyway, I remembered that [[Bob Chandler|my father]] was Paying her to walk with me and protect me to and back from the bus stop. <br />
<br />
CATIE: Really? <br />
<br />
CHRIS: It was a major shock to me remembering that. Made me think my friendships might have been a lie. I laid in bed and slept with the shock. Stuck in my dreams; reluctant to really open my eyes to awake. <br />
<br />
CATIE: How did you find out about this? <br />
<br />
CHRIS: I remember my Father giving me money and asking me to give it to Natasha as payment for her Friendship and Attention. I didn't know why, at that time, but I Know Now. <br />
<br />
CATIE: So he just... Gave you the money to give to her? Did he tell you what it was for or anything? <br />
<br />
CHRIS: I don't remember exactly, but I believe he was direct about it: telling me it was like Babysitter money, or something like that.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris still wants to hang out===<br />
{{quotebox|'''20 December 2014'''<br />
<br />
CHRIS: Hey there. I am feeling some better. Please, ask me again to hang out, after the holidays. And invite your other girl friends to the hangout then (strictly as friends only and platonic). Al can come too.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris apologizes, sort of===<br />
{{quotebox|'''21 December 2014:'''<br />
CATIE: I thought you didn't want anything to do with me, Christian.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: I did not mean that I would not want a thing to do with you; I requested for me being left alone to recover and think things through and better. Anyhow, I do still want very much to be good friends with you, Catie.<br />
<br />
CATIE: You weren't acting it when you called me bitchy and common. You sounded like you were burning bridges.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: "Common" and "bitchy" were my Mother's choice of words in response to How the phrasing of the relationship breakup, from the your serving end, turned out. IMHO: It mostly just plain hurt.<br />
<br />
CATIE: You said some hurtful things, Chris. I don't know if I can trust you now.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: With all due respect, I WAS trying to remain Civil and Polite in the early part, shortly after you said you didn't want to be in a relationship with me. And you said More and More hurtful things, and lacked understanding of his I was feeling. In the heat of the moments, I felt more distraught and used as more words were said. We Both ended Up uncivil in what was said in the later parts. It got chaotic. And then I felt need to space myself from you for recovery towards clearer thinking. I would guess you felt the same way as well.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: I was as trustworthy as possible the whole time we were communicating and all.<br />
<br />
CHRIS: It was my fault of misperceiving Colin to be a bad individual, but who is to say you wouldn't feel the same way if I had ended up going out yachting with someone like [[Britney Spears]] (before she got married).<br />
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CHRIS: I had overreacted, and I feel bad about that, and I HAVE LEARNED from that towards being a better partner in the Open Relationship. But, You made Your Decision about putting Me in the Friend Zone after all that. And now we both are feeling crappy from those bad moments.<br />
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CHRIS: I move we just try to put all of that behind us, resume the Friendship, and see if we remain that way, or if we feel a mutual rekindling towards renewing the relationship; No Obligations.<br />
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CATIE: What specifically did I say that was so hurtful?<br />
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CHRIS: I will have to get back to you on that question; I am feeling tired and out of it right now. I've been doing [[chores|heavy work]] at the house yesterday and today. But between the text messages between before today, and the day you told me you did not want a relationship with me; the Hurtful Words Are There. You can look into the texting history yourself. I will read and quote later when I feel more rested.<br />
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CATIE: Nothing stands out to me so I don't really know. I just am trying to understand here.<br />
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CATIE: Look, I don't know how ready I am to be your gal pal again after everything.}}<br />
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===Chris offers a rare deal===<br />
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{{quotebox|'''23 December 2014:'''<br />
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CHRIS: Well, I am recovered enough to move forward from the breakup, and what's done is done. I am still wanting to be your friend. Not a lot of people will stay on as friends after a breakup, that makes this instance a rare deal. And you don't have to make your decision right away; you can get back to me after the holidays. Anyhow, I have packing to do for our return move very soon. And my mind is coming up blank at the moment. <br />
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CHRIS: I wish you and your family a [[Christmas|Merry Christmas]]. Stay Safe.}}<br />
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===Depressed and lonely boat===<br />
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{{quotebox|'''24 December 2014'''<br />
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CHRIS: I'll tell you another thing: while I can appreciate it from my mother and [[Clover and Snoopy|pets]], but when I get a show of positive emotions or vibes from anyone else... Nada and/or a pained thud in my heart. And that is blamed on my [[Autism]], and when I am in the depressed and lonely boat like I am AGAIN now.<br />
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CHRIS: But, whatever. Enjoy your Christmas with your parents (and the stepmom), and other family alive and close. And whoever you end up having for a Boyfriend and Sweetheart.<br />
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CHRIS: And because everyone around here locally either hates me and my mother, or overlooks or ignores us, we both are feeling depressed. At home we have each other, but that's about it right there. An emotional Crappy Christmas. Peaceful day, but with everyone outside of our house Not Appreciating Us Much at all.}}<br />
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[[Category:Catherine Saga]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jeff_is_Beyond_Denounced.&diff=196866Jeff is Beyond Denounced.2016-03-26T18:41:35Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>"'''Jeff is Beyond Denounced.'''" was a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 28 [[February 2016]]. In it, the ongoing tension between Chris and Jeff/Francine Ouzuo comes to something of a head, as Chris calls them a "bastard" and reviews the various merchandise Ouzuo claims to be offering in the near future. The merchandise is generally themed around prominent Chris memes such as [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and [[She Came for CWC]]. Chris denounces it all as "low-brow" and "offensive", despite it all being based on things Chris has done or said. One shirt features nothing more than Chris's own drawing of Sonichu and Rosechu in an intimate moment, to which Chris reacts with an "ick".<br />
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Chris's tone in this video is characteristically whiny and pouty, this seeming to be the way in which his anger is expressed of late. As usual, he attempts a feminine voice at the beginning of the video, as well as a "flattering" angle of his boobs, but the female facade is eroded as Chris becomes angrier, and by the time he is reacting to the Ouzuo merchandise, he sounds like the same old male Chris he always was. He refers to Ouzuo, apparently a male-to-female transgender (which Chris also claims to be), [[Hypocrisy|exclusively by their male name of Jeff and with male pronouns]].<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| shirt = Blue T-shirt<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br />
| next = [[Happy Pokémon Day.]]<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''Chris is seated, recording on his iPhone. A camera stabilization effect is applied.'']<br />
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'Ello everyone, and welcome to a short special edition of eh, one of my videos here on the CWCvilleGuardian channel, and, uh, right now we are talking about about, eh, f—yes, the copycat... Jeff Ouzos. Yeah. So anyway, apparently... he is d—apparently he is defin—is definitely doing something with the ugly memes that I in no... way or matter [''Chris takes off his glasses''] agree to, authorize or represent at all, and clothing/attire items of m—of, uh, are coming soon, and prototypes in the works of my associal—my associates and I.<br />
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Anyway, uh, so let's uh, take a look at some of these, and I—mmm. Anyway, I definitely denounce everything there is with ''Jeff''. [''Chris pouts, turning up his glasses.''] I mean, he's still—I mean, I never actually considered him a friend, more like an acquaintance, but after his behavior over the past—more recently, and everything and whatnot, just a total bastard. [''Chris shakes his head''] But anyway, you want everything authentic, you buy from me directly on, onl—on the shops that I inform y'all about through this YouTube channel and my Facebook page.<br />
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Alright, so with that, we shall look at the m—the poor taste items that, uh, Jeff is ''soon'' to be, quote unquote, offering". Mmm. [''Chris moves the camera around''] Can I get this thing to—hmm, well—uhh. Oh well. [''Chris focuses in on a PS Vita, which displays an image of a red top labeled "MAN BOOBS".''] Alright, so hopefully y'all can see that clear as day w—with my... camera here. I can't see it from the back. Anyways, so yeah. That's uh, I do not—that has uh, one of the ugly memes that I in no way represent, at all. I really detest the memes. M-E-M-E-S. Especially these [''unintelligible''] offensive ones.<br />
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[''Chris scrolls down to a white thong with a red scissors symbol, captioned "ugly growth".''] And... right. There's that.<br />
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[''Chris scrolls to a flesh-colored undergarment labeled "[[Dirty, Crapped Briefs]]" with a feces symbol.''] [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] Darnit.<br />
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[''Chris scrolls to a red t-shirt labeled "[[ShecameforCWC.jpg|SHE CAME FOR CWC]]"''] Ick. Very ick.<br />
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[''Quickly scrolls past mug labeled "WARNING: Contents may contain Navy"''] And skip the mug there, that one was really bad.<br />
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[''White t-shirt of Sonichu having intercourse with Rosechu, as depicted in the comic''] Ick.<br />
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[''Black hoodie with grey sleeves, labeled "PVCC" with the [[:File:MaryWantsIt.JPG|naked picture of Mary Lee Walsh Chris drew]]''] Eh, really ick. I'm sure PVCC ''would'' complain about this one.<br />
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[''Pink-purple shirt labeled "You know what I love? [[Jackie E-mails 30|CAKE FARTS]]" , with a small image of cake in the middle''] And, cake farts, ihhh.<br />
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[''Grey t-shirt labeled "MAN BABY" with image of Chris naked''] Ehh. Really really bad taste. Euughh.<br />
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[''White cell phone case with red text reading "[[26 December 2014|DON'T CALL ANYBODY]]" with pepperspray can''] And I don't like this one at all. Really bad.<br />
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[''Chris shifts the camera back to himself.''] But my products have in no way—any of these malcontent or offensive content whatsoever. These are definitely ro—low-brow, what I just showed you, my thoughts are definitely not only authentic and personally authorized, but [''Chris puts his finger against his head''] the opposite of low-brow. So much better than that, okay? Alright, so I'll let you all go with that, minor thing, another update'll be coming shortly tonight, something more on a pleasant topic. Thank you and have a good night.<br />
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[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=GameStop_is_UNFAIR_to_Everyone;_Not_Just_Me!&diff=196865GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!2016-03-26T18:40:46Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 7 [[December 2015]], in response to a letter from [[GameStop]] expanding his [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] from the video games store's [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] branch to the entire state of [[Virginia]]. Considering how belligerent his letter to them was, this response comes as no surprise.<br />
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Even though the letter stresses the availability of online shopping for games, Chris is undeterred, and also seems to miss or ignore the possibility of taking his latest incarnation of [[Son-chu]] and hauling ass to West Virginia or Washington D.C. to get his goodies instead, both of which are within two hours from [[Ruckersville]].<br />
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He urges his fans to go to [[Gamestop]] stores and protest about what he claims is being unfair to autistics and the LGBT community. His tone for the entire video is sulky and whiny. He expects the Human Rights Campaign - an organization concerned with the gross mistreatment of sexual minorities - to support his childish personal vendetta against four local shops that rightfully banned him for being an idiot. Interestingly, one of his biggest problems with the store is how they don't sell Battletoads ''(worthy of note is that the last Battletoads game was the Arcade Version back in '''1994''', and GameStop in fact DOES supply Battletoads NES and Arcade via "Rare Replay" on Hexbox One)'', and also whines that they destroy unsold games (when they could be giving them to him, presumably).<br />
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His [[Chris's mannerisms|mannerisms]] are more cartoonish than ever; the shifts in his face and the pitch of his voice are more reminiscent of [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|an insipid animated character]] than an actual human being - an indicator of his continued isolation. His [[Chris and his ego|ego]] has evidently led him to think that he is a representative for all [[Autism|autistic]] and [[Tomgirl Saga|LBGTQ]] people, as he labors the idea that Gamestop is discriminating against him on the basis of his neurology and and gender identity. Yet despite their "discrimination", Chris [[Hypocrisy|still wants to be unbanned]] due to "points on the PowerUp, discounts on Pre-Owned items, [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibos]] included, and fair deals there," as he stated on a Facebook comment. As even a cursory glance will reveal, Chris is playing his old card of [[Kick the Autistic]] combined with a new addition to his hand - kick the lesbian tomgirl tranny transgender what-have-you.<br />
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Chris also appears to be attempting to imitate British mannerisms, probably from binge watching ''Doctor Who'' and the 80's British Sitcom ''Keeping Up Appearances'' (or simply an eerie imitation of [[Catherine]]), but completely misuses most of them and can't seem to decide on an accent.<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|We have received a response from GameStop, and it is certainly not good news at all. But, we must Protest Further. Because, not only me, they have a habit of BANNING Multiple Customers. They Discriminate of ANYTHING Battletoads. They Destroy ALL of their unsold games, instead of Donating them to the Hospitals, Children and whatnot.}}<br />
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== Video ==<br />
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|BUd_7H8kBAg}}<br />
| stardate = 7 [[December 2015]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}} {{Rage|text}}<br />
| shirt = “Do What Makes You Happy” lilac T-shirt<br />
| previous = [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.]]<br />
| next = [[Seasons Greetings]]<br />
}}<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
Good evening, fans. Apparently we finally have received a response from [[GameStop]]. Uh, but I would just like to go on record that uh, if it turns out that if this letter was not real, turned out to be a prank from somebody in the mailroom of GameStop possibly at the very least, they need to tell me directly, and what the deal is, because certainly being tired of being ignored.<br />
[[File:Gamestop vs cwc.jpg|right|300px]]<br />
Anyway uh, with that I’ll read the letter right now. [''clears throat''] “December 4th, 2015. Dear Miss Chandler: This letter is to inform you that your petition to remove your existing ban from our GameStop retail locations in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] [] was received and forwarded on to our corporate Safety and Loss Prevention Team per company policy for review. I was assigned your case number and have referenced the existing legal files concerning the attempted assault—quote-unquote—on one of our employees on [[26 December 2014|December 26th, 2014]], to provide context to your letter. I have also interviewed the [[manajerks|managerial staff]] at the 1549 Rio [''pronounced Rye-oh''] Road East, Charlottesville, Virginia, 22901 retail store location. While your patronage is appreciated, we have concluded based upon extensive evaluation of your case that expanding the current local ban to a statewide ban would be in the best interests of both parties. We take the safety of our employees and customer base very seriously and believe that the precedence set by your previous behavior and the threatening tone of your letter towards one of our valued employees unfortunately indicates a high likelihood of future conflict. I have enclosed a complete list of the GameStop restail stores where you are no longer permitted entry for your convenience. Please be aware that our employees will be instructed to contact [[jerkops|local law enforcement]] for the immediate intervention if you should enter the premises at any of these locations. We hope that you will consider our GameStop online resources [''Chris gives thumbs down''] as a viable alternative to all of your game-related needs. Best wishes, Rus Rogerson, Corporate Safety and Loss Representative, GameStop Corporate Office and Headquarters, 625 Westport Parkway, Grapevine, Texas, 76051.”<br />
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[''throws down letter''] And essentially the list has me banned from...statewide. Everywhere in Virginia, they all the GameStops in Virginia, essentially, which, that just really pissed me off. It really pisses me off! But I am not, I did not mean anything threatening in my letter. Their interpretation was quite off. And, things made it worse. I mean, I only asked to be unbanned from four [''holds up three, then four fingers''] stores, in addition to a [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|shopping mall]] and one [[Best Buy]] location. They go and ban me statewide among the [] locations of all those stores! Ugh! This, this really, we need to step it up. Everybody! Go to your local GameStops and bring up a, and make a, bring up a sign of your own, and write on that, quote-unquote, “GameStop: Bloody unfair to [[autism|autistic]] people and [[homos|lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transsexuals, and queer people]].” This will certainly be forwarded to the Human Rights Campaign, Autism Awareness, and the Better Business Bureau, among all places. <br />
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Oh, and just to note—to take this to, to counter their attack, I have found and learned of a few other flaws in their plan, of which I am to quote; I have them written down among which...They apparently have banned a lot—a lot—of PEOPLE! Lots of peoplllle! With hardly a reason, other than I don’t know Lords, don’t know Lords knows what. What is the bloody past memory in those people in that corporate office to turn them into such cruel, soulless, heartless, bleedin’ bastards? <br />
Anyway, aside from that, they also do not sell anything Battletoads. No Battletoads! Anywhere, in any GameStop! No Battletoads! Not even the raaaare remake on the Hex-Box! No Battletoads! They totally discriminate against Battletoads! Errybody loves Battletoads! Y’all should be siding with me on this.<br />
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And, among which, you know what they do to every last video game, used or otherwise possibly new that they cannot sell? You know what they do? [''mimes''] I have a mallet in my hand! This is a NES game of Super Mario Brothers Duck Hunt. Psshew! Smash it! THEY DESTROY THOSE GAAAMES! All my vintage br-, brethren, vintage gaming re-, brethren—you want to see those vintage games once again. You don’t want GameStop to destroy them. And even worse, here’s another bit: the hospitals and charities for the children—they have gone to GameStop and asked if they would donate any used games or any games at all. But guess what? They downright refuuuse! They do not donate any video games whatsoever. Used, new, none they could sell ever—no donation! <br />
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So therefore it is quite outright. GameStops are quite outright. So therefore, in respect to, among these, and the other reasons among [[YouTube]] videos and [[internet]] searches and what—heartless. GameStop does to a lot of people. And discriminations among which! We must protest! Cancel any preorders. And certainly, do not use their online resources for further purchases! And if I am imitating any accent, it is quite accidental and coincidental! But I mean it! Not to be threatening to anybody in particular, but you’re not, but this to reflect how upset I am! And we have found—GameStop people, people who work there discriminate against Battletoads. They banned more than just me! They discriminate against autistic people, the lesbians, gays, bisexual, transgenders, and the queer. They discriminate against Battletoads. They destroyed all the unsold gaaames! Downright! Very bad, bloody! Bloody bloody bastards! Heartless, soulless. We stand amongst them! Not only to get me unbanned statewide and everywhere, but to make them not so discriminatatiiiive. Unfair to autistics, LGBTQ, Battletoads, and pretty much, the unsold, and everything. [[Star Wars|Unfair to everybody, GameStop is.]] <br />
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[''deep breath''] That’s pretty much all I have to say. And the express in my emotions. Thank you for your continuing support. Oh! The [[Amiibo]] figures—guess what? There’s still Toys ‘R’ Us, there’s still [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], there’s still [[Target]], and guess what? Ten dollars apiece or so for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonics]] and the Pikachu among which. There is [[eBay]] and Amazon! So, I am not haltered...on my own creations. And henceforth, so the orders on [[Etsy]] will continue to be honored, very much so. Thank you very much. Have a good and safe day...and DOWN WITH GAMESTOP! <br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Twelve_New_and_Old_Things_of_Christmas&diff=196864Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas2016-03-26T18:39:21Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas''' was uploaded just a few hours after Chris's bizarre dance video on 15th December 2015. Here, Chris shows off his own version of the [[Christmas]] song "[[Wikipedia:The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)|The Twelve Days of Christmas]]", an indecipherable mix of Allan Sherman's parody "[[Wikipedia:The Twelve Gifts of Christmas|The Twelve Gifts of Christmas]]", and his own [[Autism|idiosyncratic]] additions, including how numbers are really letters, lesbianism, and asides about [[Random-access humor|"ten million yen and a big fat hen"]]. He also begs for more shekels. <br />
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Chris reprises his "[[I Got A Fish]]" song from [[2009]].<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Enjoy. :)}}<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR26rVSveO8}}<br />
| stardate = 15 [[December 2015]]<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = [[Christmas]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt<br />
| previous = [[A little song and dance]]<br />
| next = [[Jungle bells]]<br />
}}<br />
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==Transcription==<br />
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''(begins playing a Christmas song on his iPhone)'' <br />
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Seasons greetings and happy holidays, everybody!<br />
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Christine Chandler here. And er, I've come bearing a... variation, a new variation, possibly new with a little bit of old. Depending on what you will interpret. A variation of a Christmas classic, "The Twelve Days of Christmas." But we'll skip the repetition and somebody else can put- the singing parts with the tune.<br />
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And so with that, errr, on with the list!<br />
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''(Horrible singing voice)'' On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me the instant classic the Japanese transistor radioooooh! ''(Pumps fist in a look of success)''<br />
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It was a nakashuma! Mark 4! That was the model that was discontinued, it came in a leather carrying case ''(very excited now)'' with holes in it so you can listen to it ''(Chris makes a gesture up to his ear as if he is holding the radio)'' and it gave me this little wire that had an end that, one end you stick in the ear and the other [[Duck|one you can't stick anywhere because, it's bent.]]<br />
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''(begins singing again)'' On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me the numerical alphabet. ''(Holds up a napkin with what looks like a number 2 written on it in sharpie)'' <br />
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Alright, so, this is, it look like the number two! But guess what? That is a capital Q in cursive. 2 to Q! and with the anonymous decision in my own mental head, two is officially a letter. And not only that, but, between the two and the five, you also get the "S" and "Z". And uh, skip to the round about in the alphabet, zero is an "O", one an "i", and the "L"...with the common link to number 7 that's also an L, but the number 7, with or without the cross, can still be the capital F! And the number three is the, uh, ''(singing)'' "E, M, N, W". ''(Thumbs up and a cheeky grin)'' And uh, shoot, four...four! four! is uh, "H" and a "Y" ''(Puts hand up as if he was waving)'' Hi! And also, like, the number six and nine, four, six, and nine, are "B", "D", "P", "Q". Ah, let's see four, five, six, seven, and number eight! It can only be, the letter, "B"! But also, ''(high pitched)'' infinity! <br />
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And then, with that nonsense out of the way, ''(begins singing)'' On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me freeee, freshhh, fishhhh. [[I Got A Fish|I've got a fish would you like to make a wish!]] You're gonna do-you got yourself a fish? Now order a new side dish! Make a wish!<br />
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... or rather she reminded me that I have not forgotten!? [[chris and sex|Anything]] or [[chris and anger|anyone]]. ''(cheeky grin)''<br />
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And on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the jazzy hits from the good ole jumpin' jive era. <br />
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the job of pickin' up... [[Chris's resume|sticks]]!<br />
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me born female, angelic women and ladies, of all races and religions and what-nock, make, lesbians, bi-sensuals, straight...the drag kings, and the transmales that have "not" have the operation change yet... whatsoever. <br />
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''(wipes sweat off his forehead)'' Sorry, dudes! ''(chuckles)''<br />
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And then on the eight day of Christmas my true love... gave to me a late train of thought. ''(puts hand on head)'' The mislabeling (?) of autism! Veooo make me forget. Pth. <br />
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And on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a share of the platinum mine [[Wikipedia:Santa Baby|Santa baby]] gave to her last year. <br />
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And on tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten million yen and a big fat hen! Ten million yen and a big fat hen! Ten million yen and a big fat hen! A big fat hen!<br />
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And on the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me a bling clock tower of London! Big Ben!<br />
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And on the twelth day of Christmas, although it may seem straaaange... on the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchaaaange... twelve drummers stri-drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milkin, seven swans-a-swimmin', six geese a-laying, fiveee golden raaaaangs, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear ''(high pitched)'' treeeeeeeeeee! <br />
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''(clicks selfie remote button, doesn't work)'' I might have more...redone holiday hits in the next few days before Christmas of 2015, but that's still to be determined. Donations are still greatly appreciated and I still welcome more orders. Figures and everything, and up until Christmas day donations of one hundred dollars or greater get one additional figure of their choice, though I can't guarantee before Christmas delivery. All donations are greatly d-appreciated, and I-but unfortunately I cannot offer gifts or donations be-less than ten dorrars, but the options are now there on my [[Etsy]] listing. And that's okay because not a lot of people are apparently able to find it. Or at least a few of them are unable to find it. D-it's got a big ol' blue background, double letter's-yellow letters, DONATION! <br />
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Thank you, have a good safe day, Merry Christmas.<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [https://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping]<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Calling_Out_%22Alec_Benson_Leary%22_-_Christopher&diff=196863Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher2016-03-26T18:31:02Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 9 [[August 2011]], and the fourth video in the [[Calling Out]] series. Uploaded three days after his last video, Chris posted a fourth, calling out [[Alec Benson Leary]]. He's dropped the request for money and billboards, but now demands that Alec, Tito and Thorg [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]]. He later delivers tirade concerning [[the GAMe PLACe]] and its owner, which culminates in accusing [[Michael Snyder]] of being a child molester. Chris's [[speech impediment|poor speaking skills]] are quite prevalent in this video, as he repeats the words "essentially" and "associated" numerous times. He also manages to repeat the ever-classic "My mommy- my family" line from one of his [[For My Sweetest Ivy|videos for Ivy]]. <br />
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| name = Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WN72luEx708}}<br />
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Asperchu|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br />
| next = [[It's not that cold]]<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
Hello, again, once again. I am here to make another [[trolls|troll]] [[speech impediment|esspos]]e as I have found anudder one amongst the bunch... the bunches! The one called [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Learec- Leary]] is not who he appears to be, and certainly is NOT an original creator of [[Asperchu]]. In fact, he is not even [[Aspergers|AsPERGIAN]]! He does not have Aspergers, and he’s another [[obesity|fatty fat fat fat fat... fat.]] Aaand just le—and I do NOT have a script. I have notes.<br />
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[''Holds up a piece of lined paper and a piece of red construction paper'']<br />
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I have notes and I form my own script. Anyway, he also has ties with the, uh, [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby]] place of which he makes donaations, of wid- which I have another esspose about the Game Place. First, here is his closeup. <br />
[[Image:Robert Lightburn.jpg|thumb|Mr. Lightburn.]]<br />
[''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']<br />
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Now let’s talk... oh yeah, his real name is Christopher. So, [[Homos|Cha-ris]], let’s talk business now. What I would like from you… is essentially a live video apology for all the wrongs you have done to me over the [[Internet|innernet]] including the [[Chris and Copyright|copyright infringement on my Sonichu]] with your CHEAP, poor excuse for a 9-year-old... Asperchu, you immature [[JERKS|jerk]]! And then, I want you to leave the internet for good, and leave me and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|my mom—and my family]]... and friends at peace. <br />
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Also, on that note, I wish to make a correction to my demands with [[Surfshack Tito|Don]] and Jeremy. Essentially I have lear- Essentially I have learned from my esteemed colleague associates that [[Chris and the Law|apparently it is extortion]] to request [[Spanish|mucho dinero]], plus the billboard is no longer in effect. So therefore, I essentially still want Don to come forward with his video to Sony and to me publicly apologizing and everything, and the same goes to Jeremy. Public video apology, and both of y’all have to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my family and friends at peace.<br />
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Anyway, going back to, uh, Christopher… by the way, I know you’re in Texas. You’re in Texas, you [[Obesity|fatty fat fat]]! He has been donating to the troll cause and such over at The PLACE! The [[The GAMe PLACe|game and hobby place]] of which we are fully aware of and have grown to love and such, but there is more to THE PLACE, and its three associated stores located only within [[Virginia]], and I know from cold hard facts... including facts from a Hook article back in August of [[2002]], that... the four stores, their owner, a one Mr. Robert Lightburn... is... a [[Pedofork|child molester]], and convicted sex offender in Illinois. <br />
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And think about this! The place in [[Charlottesville]] is located right across from a school, and it is owned by a child molester! Parents! Children! Associated families! I don’t think you would want anyone who is a minor, or [[Chris and Reality|even under the age of ten]] to go into such a place that is owned by a child molester, and I am sure that in association, even though he is married, [[Michael Snyder]] has his own child molestation skeleton [[Homos|in his closet]]! He probably even molested his own daughter for all I know! I do not have concrete facts, so therefore that is just theory until I am corrected. But the point is the place is owned by a child molester, and nobody should ever, ever go into that place again… and it should be closed down for good! And that’s all I have for this video right now. Stay tuned for another [[slow-in-the-minds|Trroll ess-especial twirl esspose]].<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Re-Calling_Ahuvia&diff=196862Re-Calling Ahuvia2016-03-26T18:30:14Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''Re-Calling Ahuvia''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 23 [[August 2011]], and part of the [[Calling Out]] series. In it, Chris calls out Jack Thaddeus once more. As the time ticks down, Chris reveals more information about him, including the fact that he was a communist, which Chris hates (probably because of [[Bob]]). He further proves his ignorance by conflating communism and [[CWCville|Nazism]], even though the two are, economically speaking, polar opposites. Like his previous Jack Thaddeus video, it was removed for hate speech.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Re-Calling Ahuvia<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|IZmp8dn2G4Q}}<br />
| stardate = 23 [[August 2011]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Homos|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = Mix 107.3 Shirt<br />
| previous = [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]]<br />
| next = [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]<br />
}}<br />
{{quote|He is a communist! And we do not like communists within dis country!}}<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
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[[Sigh|*Sigh*]] Hello again, thee Internet. I have heard d- have not seen any response from Mr. Jack Thaddeus, as also he's known as Ahuviya. So therefore, I will reveal a little bit more information about him, starting with another portion of the photograph. ''[Camera pans shakily to the TV screen. It takes a moment to come into focus, revealing the upper left portion of a face, and then jerks back to Chris.]''<br />
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And, uh- let's see, what else do I have here on de stanssss... ''[Chris seems to read from something in his hands offscreen]'' He was definitely responsible for hacking my- hacking da network accounts. Probably had a ''hand'' in that blackout a few months ago. ''[A brief pause while Chris looks at his notes again]'' And, uh, he blackmailed me into humping... my c-console. And, uh, pa- he pasted the disgusting ads on da Cwcipedia... as well ''[Slurring and hissing]'' asss otherss trollin' schemess within the past couple of years. Uh, let's see...<br />
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''[Looks down again]'' Hmm...<br />
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Oh yes! ''[Looks back at camera, raises voice in a faux dramatic fashion]'' He is a communist! And we do not like communists within dis country! ''[Waves his right hand about, pointing upwards while glancing to his left]'' [[United_States_of_America#Politics|We are Republican, Democrat or neutral]]... And I am neutral, so [[Homo|I can go either way]], but I do not exactly care much for ''[Raises voice and waves finger emphatically]'' COMMUNISM! [[CWCville|We do not like to stand under one ruler.]] It is very unruly and... sssssssstupid! ''[Pauses and stares]''<br />
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''[Chris begins to sing a half-assed rendition of "[[Donald Duck|Der Fuehrer's Face]]"<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MReV9dkAVhY]</ref> [[CWCville|I will give a heil!]] ''[raspberry]'' Heil! ''[raspberry]'' ''[In a sing-songy manner]'' Right in der Führer's face. Da da doo doo doo doo doo d'loo da doo doo doo da da ''[Chris and camera both bob enthusiastically with the tune]'' Heil! ''[raspberry]'' Heil! ''[raspberry]'' Right in der Führer's face. ''[With his song finished, Chris settles the camera]''<br />
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Oh, yes, he is also a big fan of, uh- bonding... bondage, ssssadoism, machotism and disciplinary fetishisesss. And he is in the process of a sssexual change. He is going to have his... ''[Pauses, looks uncomfortable]'' [[pickle|wiener]] chopped off. I would ne'er do that, which I believe I have mentioned earlier; that is the one thing in being a tranny that I disagree on with him... And he's definitely never gonna be a female truly in that sense, in female ''[loudly and deeply]'' dominance. He has to get a real woman to come in in order to do that. ''[Pauses again to look at his notes]''<br />
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He still lives in Pennsylvania. Still a [[homo]]. ''[With a dramatic voice like an announcer at a boxing match]'' Twennnty five years old! ''[Attempting to sing the name operatically]'' Ahuviyaaaaa.<br />
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Stay tuned.<br />
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==Ahuviya's Response==<br />
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| name = Advice for Chris-chan from Ahuviya Harel<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kE7bp7GKx_U}}<br />
| stardate = 28 [[August 2011]]<br />
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{{quote|This is my response to Christain Weston Chandler's recent videos deriding my Gender Identity and decision to transition to desired gender from assigned birth sex...}}<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = ☭ A Moment of Zen, Chairwoman Harel and a Friend on CWC ☭<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_GtJIRhK3zw}}<br />
| stardate = 28 [[August 2011]]<br />
}}<br />
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==References==<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2357.MOV&diff=196861100 2357.MOV2016-03-26T18:28:52Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''100 2357.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 22 [[November 2010]]. For the sixth time, Chris announces he is going to [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|leave the Internet]]. Chris also removed all his other [[YouTube]] videos around the time this one was uploaded. His [[glasses]] have still not been replaced or repaired properly.<br />
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This video was probably prompted by the fact that on this day [[Jackie]] sent him a [[Jackie E-mails 23|lengthy email]] enumerating his faults, killing his hope that they might eventually have sex and disillusioning him about online relationships.<br />
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Chris's speech implied that he would spend time outside of his [[14 Branchland Court|humble abode]] and attempt to socialize with others. Unsurprisingly, he instead spent the majority of his time playing [[PS3]] and making ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' mods. Chris would return to the Internet in full, complete with videos, roughly eight months later. However, he has [[tomgirl|never been]] [[September 2011|the same]] [[28 October 2011|since]] 2010, so this could be considered as the final chapter of the classic Chris-Chan we all loved... [[November 2015|or IS it?]]<br />
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| name = 100_2357.MOV<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eQqO3kFaV2w}}<br />
| stardate = 22 [[November 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Rage|text}}, {{Tragedy|[[The End for Real|Closing the Last Chapter]]}}<br />
| saga = <br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[100 2278]]<br />
| next = [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don]]<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
Attention! [[George W. Bush|Read my lips!]]<br />
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Online socialization...is a [[Muscle bra|bust]]. [[Chris and English|Socialize in real life is]] the tops.<br />
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And also: [[Calling Out|NO MORE VIDEOS!]]<br />
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Fuck you most [''displays middle finger''] and fuck you [''shows other middle finger''], social sites like [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]]! [''[[Pedo-glasses#Dramatic_glasses_removal|whips off his glasses and shakes out his hair]]''] I'm out. [''[[The End for Real|turns off]] [[PSEye]]'']<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2010| 2010-11-22]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PS3_Tutorial_for_my_fans&diff=196860PS3 Tutorial for my fans2016-03-26T18:22:10Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''PS3 Tutorial for my fans''' is the second video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 24 [[February 2010]]. In the classic tradition of videos like [[Sonichu Powerpoint]], Chris goes aimlessly on and on trying to explain something complicated beyond his comprehension, this time to his [[Magical Man|mystery birthday guest]].<br />
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While most people who enjoy video games would invite guests they have over to multiplayer games (such as ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''), Chris demonstrates his [[Autism|skills as a host]] by having his guest sit there with the camera, filming the screen as Chris babbles about menus. The mysterious manchild manager obviously has the patience of a saint, feigning polite interest in everything Chris shows him. He does, however, take the opportunity to film a few of the more curious items adorning Chris's walls.<br />
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| name = PS3 Tutorial for my fans<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N3JJY92VvJM}}<br />
| stardate = 24 [[February 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Video games|[[PS3]]}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
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| previous = [[Magical Man Potion]]<br />
| next = [[02 March 2010]]}} <br />
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{{quote|About me: I am Chris Chan}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''fragmented sentence''] ...''[[South Park]]'' theme.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Ha-ha!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It makes little..[''begins flicking back and forth on the [[PS3]]''] noises when you, between it. [[Speech Impediment|Ess]]. Circle. [''PS3 squawks in response to Chris's fumbling]''<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Oh, that's cool.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, wait a minute. [''unintelligible'']...triangle.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> That's really [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|yellow]]. [''chuckle''] How do ya sign into the-the [[PlayStation Network]]?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''still flicking around''] Well first of all yo make sure your system- er, your console is up to date with version 3.15 which ah, you find that out after you ah, log in- you get on the- you get your PlayStation 3 internet capable. [''Our mystery guest injects with "right"'']<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> [''interrupting blathering''] That's like an automatic update?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''trying to talk over the guy for a bit''] Yeah, then you go to System Update here, and you update via internet. Course, y'know it'll give you different than that. [''addressing the extremely blurry screen'']<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Mm-hm.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And it'll tell you that you need to update it. Anyway once you got that you can definitely sign in; in that case you'll want to make yourself a new account. And, uh, I mean obviously I got mine in there [''Our incognito imbroglio makes more affirmative noises''] But-but still to sign in you'll have to have- to make a new Play-PlayStation Network account.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> [''odd tone''] Okay.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And uh, that wheres it'll take you to the process of putting in your [[14 Branchland Court|address]], phone number, and name-<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> And it'll just walk you through it?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Okay-<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway when you go to sign in [''demonstrating poorly''], I recommend you [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|not to save the password, but write in down.]]<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Right.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But- you can- And then you can memorize it, I definitely got mine memorized. [''more goddamn squawking from the machine''] I use the wireless keypad.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> [''after an awkward beat''] Oh snap, there's a keypad on those things!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[Autism|demonstrating able conversational skills]]''] Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> That is wild- I didn't know-<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It's attached-<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Oh, okay; I was like [''slight falsetto''] "I don't remember those".<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Chris and money|It was worth it, I think it was like 20 bucks.]] Anyway then you can asess, uh, all your, uh all your- your own profile and everybody elses [''zoom in on Sonichu, Chris's PSN'']. And then of course with your trophy- because you can definitely sink the trophies you earn into games and let you know what level your at- I'm at level 12, got 739 trophies.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> [[List of Chris's games|Good lord.]]<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Then of course you put in side your personal- My online ID is [[Sonichu]]-<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> [''laughs and adopts an officious tone''] "About me: I am Chris Chan" Heh, I like that.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Chris and his ego|Yeah, that works.]] Oh, and uh, also on this part here you can change the backi- you can change the color. [''demonstrates once more'']<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Oh, that's cool.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's from one of the curr- the recent updates. And of course you can start a new chat with the [[PSEye|PlayStation eye with the microphone in there]] or just chat [[Mumble|audio only]] with a headset.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Mkay.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''more fucking moving around''] Add friend, block list there. And of course, Account Management, here, you go in there and put in and remove your credit or debit card information. I mean yeah, I put it in then added the amount I want and I delete it. And then of course [''scrolls down''] you can change your email address, uh password, all that good stuff.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> That's cool.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''talking over yet again''] And the avatars are are fun, y'know, you get a lot choose from. I bought all the ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' ones; I had to [[Monthly Tugboat|purchase]] all of those ones. I mean, it was feature thing but I still [[Chris and remorse|kick myself today]] for getting all the ''LittleBigPlanet'' avatars. [''Guest laughs softly''] But yeah you still get a lot to choose from-<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Is that...George Clooney? [''Chris hunts around a bit''] Up one. That looks so much like George Clooney.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm. I don't think so. I think- maybe that's the guy from Wanted?<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> That might be it.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''yawn-tastic scrolling''] Then we got [[Eye of Judgement]] characters. Of course all the ones you get under ''LittleBigPlanet'' are the ones you get right off the bat.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Right.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''Ratchet and Clank'', ''Uncharted'', ''Killzone'', [''slight unison with guest''] Kratos, yeah. Whole buncha- whole bunch of good ones- does are [''indicates some avatars''] those are, Calling All Cars- its a downloadable game.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Boy, you got a ton of 'em.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, you get all these right off the bat. But if you want the more current avatars they're coming out with you have to pay- you have to pay for them. Then you can also, you know, redeem codes, like uh, you know, for a promotions, just punch in the four digits at a time from the box and you take it. And then you can got to your transaction management. Like you know, that's where you gotta go from here [''displays avatar menu icon''] from your credit-debit card, to transfer here, to the wallet. And I would definl- make it have to require password to checkout.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> -In case somebody does come in. Then you can look at your transaction history, you can look as far back, as uh, when I got this thing, which was back in uh, St Patrick's day.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Oh, that's cool.<br />
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[''Screen displays a [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|list]] of [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|purchases]].'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> So that's pretty much the origin point, you know, first time I downloaded off PlayStation Network was, you know, a few demos off of...<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Okay.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Few demos.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> That's cool.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And yeah, like I said you can add lots more than that. And then you get your list of downloads, between the uh, video and game section. Oh, and also, you know, the current update. [''Screen scrolls to a [[Facebook]] icon.''] You can adjust the settings so- adjust the setting and features in Facebook, to make uh, your trophies visible to everybody else. Of course, you have to activate your- activate your system between this- between your PS3 or [[PSP]]...<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Mmm-hmmm.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> To make it able to play the games and videos you download respectively. And of course on the PSP, you gotta do game, and video and comics, because only the PSP does the digital comics.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Oh, okay. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You can only download them basically through the PSP.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Oh yeah.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Only on the PSP. With the PlayStation-<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> I had- I had a friend who had the PSP, he had the ''Star Trek'' comic, the prequel to the new ''Star Trek'' movie. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I-<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> He had that one.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, Yeah- of course you know, you could definitely sample in the free ones. [''PlayStation Store comes up onscreen''] And then you go to the PlayStation Store. And this- and by default it takes you to the games section. You can check out the new releases. They come out with new PlayStation One classics every once in awhile there every moth. Course all demos are free, selected add-ons you have to pay for them, but yet some add-ons are free. And yeah that's where you can- Oh! They added more avatars now.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Oh, cool. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> For Mag. Huh. For 59 cents ea- 49 cents for the Mag ones.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> That's not too bad.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Although here for ''LittleBigPlanet'', yeah. That was pretty much the same thing but I got them in uh, I got the ''LittleBigPlanet'' ones in the bundles, which uh, you know, was less expensive than getting them individually. Then of course you get your, full games here. You can view em all by title, so you can make sure you don't- you don't miss out on every single freebie...<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Uh huh.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...between demos and add-ons. And of course, they have uh ones that are for PSP as well.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> I'm getting cold. I just got back from the Yoga, so my body's all warmed up...<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> It's cooling off now.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And of course you can download uh, themes and avatars uh, from you know just basic themes where the background is not in motion, or the premium themes which uh, actually you have to pay for.<br />
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[''As Chris drones on, the guest/cameraman takes the camera off the screen and starts panning around Chris's walls. Clear shots of the [[The Simpsons|Marge Simpson]] playboy centerfold, Chris's [[Copyright]], [[the Wall of Originals]] and a variety of Sonichu drawings.'']<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Mmm-hmm.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Heh. Check it out you can get the "Babealishous" themes.<br />
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[''Camera returns to the screen, now showing a bunch of swimsuit model avatars'']<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Oh cool. Oh Oh! Second row in the middle, down one. Oh it's Dita Von Teese, for some reason I thought it was Betty Page for a second. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> They're organized alphabetically. I don't see bet- I don't see Betty Page. Of course you can preview these as well, even in full screen.<br />
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[''Screen is overtaken by a photo of a swimsuit model'']<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Oh, that's cool.<br />
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[''Screen switches between two photos of a hot chick a few times'']<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> I like that one!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Heh heh. Yeah. And then of course you got the dynamic themes, where most of the time you do have to pay for those.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> Right. <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Of course you can check them out in preview mode as well.<br />
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[''Screen is overtaken by a CGI render of dude in a [[Muscle bra|muscle shirt]].'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Some of them animated, some of them just in still. <br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> [''Laughs'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's for ''Pain''. It's a fun game.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> I like that one. What's uh, what is ''Pain'' about? <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. that's a fun- that's a fun game uh- look that up here.<br />
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[''Screen changes to description for Pain'']<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Here you go. It's the funnest game in town. [''Chris begins reading the description aloud enthusiastically as if doing an advertisement''] "Load character into a supersized ultra-powerful slingshot, and lauch then into an active, physics-controlled environment filled with precarious and humorous situations. Score points by stringing together painful collisions and unleashing chaos on the downdown environment. Join the Pain online community to keep up with Pain's ever growing gameplay. Compete with uh- compete with others worldwide on the global leaderboards. [''It should be noted that Chris pronounced leaderboards "lawerboards".''] See you in Pain!" And the features include crash course, uh, this is for the basic one right here.<br />
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<font color="#6E6E6E">'''Guest:'''</font> [''uninterested''] Mmm-hmm.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> This crash course tutorial, detailed downtown, pain for your character in difficult situations, single player, paindimonium, aftermath, mime toss, and [[Mass Debating|spank the monkey]]. Three multiplayer modes, show off your skills to earn over 50 trophies, and learn how to lock new game features in the trophy room.<br />
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[''Video abruptly ends'']<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2010| 2010-02-24]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Asperchu_is_a_Horrendous_Joke&diff=196859Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke2016-03-26T18:20:46Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>[[Image:EloquentArgument.JPG|thumb|Chris's closing statement.]]<br />
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'''Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke''' (officially '''01172010 - Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke''') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] in the early hours of 17 [[January 2010]]. After Chris finally changed his [[Chris and fashion|shirt]], he decided to read every page of ''[[Asperchu]]'' and give a critique of Alec's comic. <br />
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His review is, shockingly, unfavorable, and he spends nearly ten minutes complaining about various things, most of which [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris does in his own comic]]. He then threatens Mao, Alec, and [[Evan]] (but for some reason, not Sean) with the terrible might of his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|pastor]] (who disapproved of [[Vivian Gee|Vivian's]] [[A_Girl_who_Brought_Down_the_World|book]]) and the [[List of Chris's lies|FBI]]. One of Chris's major points in his argument is that he was set on fire in the comic, and calls it [[Nudes|"horrendous"]]; apparently, [[Sonichu Special 4|shooting somebody in the legs]] is perfectly fine, though. Also of note is that despite Chris saying that he hates ''Asperchu'', he still took the time to download each page of it onto his [[PS3]]'s hard drive.<br />
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Chris also heavily implies that his [[Patti Chandler|dead dog]] is now some kind of evil spirit with the power to kill.<br />
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This video also defines what Chris considers to be "[[homos]]exually oriented". In addition to casting his male characters as homosexuals (though [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] is straight) and putting pictures of nude male models in the background of some pages, Chris feels that his sexuality is questioned by characters using the word "fag" and [[Niggos|Jivin]] engaging in heterosexual intercourse (though Jivin's partner was very ugly and Chris may have confused her for a guy).<br />
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==Description==<br />
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{{quotebox|Obvious C.W.C. Slanders/References: -[[Obesity|BIG BELLY -Man Boobs]] -Goatee -[[Glasses]] -wears [[Chris and fashion|MY shirts]] -[[Patti]]-Clone -Unapproved Recreation of myself -SETS ME ON FIRE in Book C, Pages 29 and 30!!!<br />
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Graphic [[Nudes|Nudity]]/Sexual Images: Book 0 Pages 3, 10, 13, 14, 18, Book A Pages 12, 13, 18, 19, 23, 29, Book B Pages 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 15, 18, 19, 20, 22, 24, Book C Page 2<br />
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[[Homos]]exual References: Book 0 Pages 13, 14, 18, 20, 24, Book B Page 26, Book 1, Page 8, 9, 12, 14, 21<br />
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[[Chris and copyright|Non-Approved CWC/Sonichu Use/References]]: Book 0 Pages 19-24, Book B Pages 25-32, Book C and Book 1<br />
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Graphic Language: Book 0 Pages 3, 9, 12, 15, 17, 18, 24, Book A Pages 1, 7, 9, 13, 15, 17, 18, 20, 22, Book B Pages 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 12, 18, 20, 28, Book C Pages 2, 3, 7, 19, 33 and Book 1<br />
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[[Chris and religion|Anti-Religious]]: Books A and B }}<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| Stardate = 17 January 2010<br />
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG]] Fan Art<br />
| Performance Style = {{Rage|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga<br />
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] The Napoleon<br />
| previous = [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]<br />
| next = [[22 January 2010]]<br />
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{{quote|He sets me on fire!}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[[Image:pattysvengefulsoul.jpg|thumb|[[Patti]] will have your soul for dinner tonight.]]<br />
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[[Captain's Log]], Stardate January 17th, 2010.<br />
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I am here at this point recording this video to make it perfectly clear. Although it was a bit of a mistake with that last video I made, but you know what? Regardless of that video, I did- I shouldn't have not have had to make such a video, because I can prove- I can just show ya'll the evidence, [''Chris grabs his camera and starts walking towards his TV.''] that I have just read through the entire bunch of pages...of hi- of Alec's...''[[Asperchu]]''. Unedited, all fresh from the website, [[Autism|organized by page number]]. In my playlist.<br />
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[''The camera shoots downwards, a list passes by it momentarily, before Chris's TV comes into focus. There appear to be an array of comic pages on screen, set against a continually changing ''[[South Park]]'' "Dynamic Theme" background.'']<br />
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First off, just to name a few things, there's an o- there are the obvious...sturdy slanders! [''The cover of ''Asperchu'' #0 comes into focus on the TV.''] And obvious references to with I mean the [[Obesity|old Buddha belly]] that I [[Obesity#Denial|used to have]], exaggerated manboobs, and even the [[Rollin' and Trollin'|goatee]] I used to ha- I had one time. And he makes him- and he makes...his Asperchu character wear nearly every [[Chris and fashion|shirt]] I wear. Nearly every shirt! And a crappy copy of a medal! My shirts.<br />
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[''The cover disappears, and Chris scrolls through the list of comics, finally picking a page in which a man is talking to a dog that really doesn't look anything like [[Patti Chandler]].'']<br />
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And then to make matters worse, he goes and be—sssmirches my old- my dog! By making a crap- by making a crappy flop- a crappy copy of my dog! My d- Patti will- Patti's- the spirit of Patti will [[Chris and religion|have his soul for dinner tonight]]! She will be haunting your [[Dreams|nightmares]], Mr. Leary.<br />
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[''Screen goes back to page selection, picking a page that has a picture of ''Asperchu'''s Take on [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]''.]<br />
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And of course, even including the unapproved recreation of my charact- of my person within his pages, as you can see right here. You can find all these on his [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia].<br />
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[''Screen returns to page select.'']<br />
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That was issue C page 19, by the way.<br />
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[[Image:BurningManchild.jpg|thumb|He sets me on fire!]]<br />
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And then even worse! Starting on page C29, [''Chris selects the page with Metal Asperchu preventing Ian from shooting Asperchu.''] he sets me on fire! He sets me on fire! [''Chris moves to the next page.''] And then even worse, continues lettin' me be on fire on page 30! I swear, if that ain't the [[Sonichu Special 4|most outrageous ''thing'']] that he has ever done against me.<br />
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[''Back to page select.'']<br />
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But I could get- I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|peeing on himself]] within his own comic series. Starting with, of course, with a few from his first book [[Sonichu 8|of graphic nudity or sexual reference]] on page three of his 0 book. Even worse off, on page 10, and while he's in that Burger King! With all his goddamn homosexual references as well!<br />
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[''Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the ''Asperchu'' date plot in book one. [[Chris and reality|None of them contain any homosexual references]]. He then returns to the page select.'']<br />
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And he's done like a whole number of them I could read you a list off of. You can find these si- I- find such nude images on pa- on 0- book 0, pages 3, 10, 13, 14, 18, and book A, 12, 13, 18, 19, 23, 29. Book B, 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 15, 18, 19, 20, 22, 24, AND book C, page 2! They put in so many ho- put, like I said, put in ho- so many homosexual references between books...0, B, and 1.<br />
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And he uses uncensored swear words, such as [''Camera swings back to Chris''] shee-it and ''ass''! In between all- in between all of his books! So many [[Chris and hypocrisy|goddamn]] of those. And his- and his A and B books are anti-religious! Anti-religious! In those two books. That little son of a bitch, he's pee- he's basically peeing on h-his own self.<br />
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Now look, I'll admit I have done my little share of nudity within the comi- within my- few page- within a couple of pages, but they were censored by either images of [[Sonichu_8#Alternate_versions|lemon for vagina an' bananas for...dick.]]<br />
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[[Image:LEMONS_cwc.png|thumb|LEMON FOR VAGINA!!! BANANA FOR DICK!!!]]<br />
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[''Chris makes a revolted face at having just said the word "dick", then scratches the back of his head.'']<br />
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And it was f- and da- and da- and that book was finally finalized and organized so that it be 'propate for all- for all those of ages, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|TV-Y7]]...and such. And I- and if I ever said a swear word within my book, I would censor it, [''voice cracks''] but he does not censor his own swear words. <br />
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But like I said, [''Chris reaches down for his script.''] he's basically gone to the things aga- he's basically mocking me with the references of myself. Between my- between the bu- between the belly, the manboobs, the goatee and glasses, numerous shirts, a fake medal, wearing- h'yeah. A c- a-copy of MY DOG, an unapproved recreation of myself and my Son- and my characters, and even SETS ME ON FIRE [''Chris starts wandering around the room, keeping the camera on his face''] and makes my- and makes what is- makes his ver- and makes HIS quote-unquote "Sonichu clone" go against me as being- as not being the original creator of the original Sonichu. Now, s- the original Sonichu of that thing can be caught in the wild, so therefore afar- as far as I'm concerned, that's just ano- that's just another one he caught from the wild, and drew hisself a clone basically. Just another individual, aside from- aside from the original Sonichu that only lives in CWCville.<br />
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And also, in reference to the un-not 'proved use within book number 0 on pages 19 through 24, including- ''including''- the homosexual references, he supposedly thinks there's a- that- he supposedly thinks that there's this law change in CWCville and it is wrong for him to quote CWCville at all within his book. And no such changes, as he has said, has happened within CWCville. [''Stops and grabs camera vigorously with both hands and looks directly into it''] He wishes he knows my Sonichu, Rosechu, and all my electric hedgehogs as well as I do, but he can not, because he is not me, the original creator. [''Resumes wandering around the room''] HE IS NOT ''ME''.<br />
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So uh I am send this message again to ''Alec'', ''Evan'', and even ''Mao''- I have less offense with Sean by the way, but to those three...<br />
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[''Chris flips off the camera and gives a two-and-a-half-second raspberry.'']<br />
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[[Death threats|DIE. DIE IN HELL.]] And I hope the soul of my late dog...eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep. <br />
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[[Image:Chris rages yet again.png|thumb|Chris on Vivian's book from a few months earlier. He changes his story a lot.]]<br />
[''Gives a creepy uncomfortable stare at the camera as he slowly switches the hand holding it.'']<br />
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But aside from that, his boo- his book is the pages within the so-called ''Asperchu''...series? [''Scratches the back of his head, pauses to look up at the ceiling for a moment.''] They are definitely ludicrous and horrendous and horrific. [''Starts moving around again, picks up a book, then wanders some more.''] Even a horrific s- even as horrific as within [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|Vivian Gee's own book]]. And my pastor rissal- Elizabeth Foss, my pastor has read the book from cover to cover, and she HATES it. Sh- My reverend hates it. And I don't like it either because it is of disgrace...and slander, and mockery of my person and my character. Just about as much, but actually this [''points to the TV''] is worse. The Asperchu and everything there, that is worse than that book. I'm sorry Vivian, but that book is just no good. And I'm definitely gonna let my Elizab- let my pastor know about the Asperpedia and the Asperchu and to all the pow-through her powers within her church and the congregation and even the '''''F! B! I!''''' We will see you in Minnesota, and take you down personally, Mister '''''ALEC BASON LARRY!'''''<br />
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[''Pause, head scratch.''] We get the FBI on our side. [''Long pause.''] Your mockery of my person is not appreciated!<br />
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Udder'n dat, I leave with most everybody else in peace. Have a good day. Except for you three of which I mentioned earlier.<br />
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==Rebuttal==<br />
Within hours, [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia's]] Mao made a rebuttal video calling Chris out on his hypocrisy.<br />
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The video was promptly given a prominent position on every page of the [[CWCipedia]].<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Asperchu]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]<br />
*[[Chris and hypocrisy]]<br />
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[[Category: Asperchu Saga videos| 2010-01-17]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Address_to_my_Cwcipedia_SysOp&diff=196858Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp2016-03-26T18:18:56Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp''' (officially '''12312009 - Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp.MOV''') is a video uploaded on [[December 2009|31 December 2009]] where [[Chris]] complains about his inability to edit [[CWCipedia]]'s front page, and the large ad on the CWCipedia front page. Chris has decided that the CWCipedia is a boat, and he is its captain, so he deserves the right to edit the page because of his significance. Chris embedded this video on his [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|CWCipedia talk page]] (where he regularly communicates with the SysOp) as part of a lengthy complaint about the [[homos|gay]] ads and his inability to edit the front page. He also mentions he's written a letter to the [[Barack Obama|President]] on the subject, and compares having to view the ads to ''the sheer terror of fully comprehending one's imminent death''.<br />
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Chris appears in [[Chris's kitchen|his kitchen]], which seems even more [[Tour of Chris's House|cluttered and claustrophobic than usual]]. His [[hair]]line seems to have receded dramatically since his last video, at least on one side.<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Please Respect Me as Captain of the Cwcipedia, and Please meet my requests, SysOp. [[Clyde]] and [[Jack]], AGAIN, NEITHER OF YOU ARE DOING YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE ANY FAVORS IN YOUR EVIL, DARK DEEDS. DIE, BOTH OF YOU.}}<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| name = Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dvjz28jm2Og}}<br />
| stardate = 31 [[December 2009]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{DangerStripeShirt|text}}<br />
| location = [[Chris's kitchen|La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]<br />
| previous = [[To Clyde and Jack]]<br />
| next = [[This was my fault]]<br />
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{{quote|I am the captain of this boat!}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
Hmm. I am making this video as a address to the, uh, SysOp [''Removes glasses''] of my [[CWCipedia]].<br />
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Remember, [''Points upward, changes voice to pseudo British accent''] [[Chris and his Ego|I am the captain of this boat]]! Without me this website would not be in existence or [[Sonichu (comic)|anything within it]]. And my statements are cl- and my requests are simple and clear. Undo the protection you have done on the front page. The only ones that should not be allowed to up- to edit it at all are anybody other than you and me. I should not be blocked from editing it.<br />
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And also, I will agree to not edit with [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|the ads]], [''Voice becomes more angry, camera turns to a [[computer]] screen showing the frontpage of the CWCipedia''] but you have got to take out the one that is right next to the welcome image, in that very same- in that very box. Along the side is enough. That's enough, along the side. NOT within this box!<br />
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[''Camera turns to face Chris again''] So again, [''Camera is turned back to the screen. [[Homos|A homophobic featured quote]] comes into focus''] if you want me to remove my little quote there [''Camera change to focus on the bottom of Chris's new frontpage image''], as well as wi-the bottom of my image, [''Camera turns back to Chris''] then you will allow me access to edit the frontpage once again, and remove that advertisement from the welcome box, as well as not allow any advertisements to be put within that box whatsoever.<br />
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I leave you with that, and have a safe day. Happy [[2010]] to most everybody. Down with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]]. [''Throws up the horns, voice becomes high pitched. Eyes appear to bulge out.''] [[Death threats|Suicide! Death! Rot in hell! Both of you]].<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]<br />
*[[Chris and his Ego]]<br />
*[[Captain's Log]]<br />
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[[Category:Kitchen videos| 2009-12-31]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_is_Sad&diff=196857CWC is Sad2016-03-26T18:17:51Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>"'''CWC is sad'''" (officially "'''11112009'''") is a video uploaded on 10 [[November 2009]] in which [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] cries over the marriage of [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]], showing an intense amount of [[stress]]. He's also understanding and calm, which is quite strange considering he had just recently drawn a comic explicitly depicting himself [[Sonichu Special 4|shooting his unarmed romantic rival]] barely days before. This is obviously an attempt at sympathy from Kacey. The effect is somewhat ruined when Ian gets her name wrong at the end, calling her "Katey".<br />
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It would seem Ian has done something to fix his [[PSEye]], as the reduced picture quality is more in line with the videos filmed with that camera rather than the one he started using in [[For Kacey II]], and only an occasional skip is heard in the audio. He is also wearing the same shirt that he drew himself wearing in [[Sonichu Special 4]], which was leaked on 8 November 2009. Given [[Chris and health|Ian's hygiene]] and the events of the preceding several days, it's not entirely out of the question that he wore that shirt for almost a week.<br />
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Note that Ian prefaces this video by saying that Kacey hung up on him before he could tell her any of this. This is in reference to a [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|phone call]] from Kacey earlier that day. Kacey concluded the call by saying in no uncertain terms that she had chosen to marry Liquid, and that she wanted nothing more to do with Solid.<br />
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When it first appeared, many trolls wondered whether this video might be a sign that Ian had finally been "broken." As it turned out, this was not to be the case, for a contrived moment of pure luck was enough to give Ian's [[Heart level|shattered heart]] a speedy recovery, and he popped up on YouTube again just [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a day later]] with a copyright certificate for ''[[Sonichu]]'', showing no signs that his breakup with Kacey had any lasting effect, [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|exactly as she had predicted.]]<br />
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| saga = {{Liquid|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{DangerStripeShirt|text}}<br />
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{{quote|I wish you and Chris all the happiness in the world.|Solid CWC}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[''Solid Chris sighs; his face is grim'']<br />
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Well, Kacey, I... just letcha know... because you hung up when I was, was trying to say it...<br />
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[''a short intake of breath, 'trying' not to cry'']<br />
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I'm sorry for hurting you and mistreating you, but, this, is a lot, it's some... lies... mixed it with honest truth... uhh... but, you know, it's fine...<br />
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[''choking back another theatrical sob'']<br />
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If you feel that [[CChanSonichuCWC|your Chris]] will make you happy, it's fine. Congratuwations on your wedding. I wish you and Chris all the happiness in the world. [''sob''] I'll say... I'll say a prayer for you, for a lovely wedding and a safe honeymoon...<br />
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[''Solid sniffles and sighs repeatedly, the picture of a man breaking down'']<br />
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At least I... I care about you, Kacey. You mean...a lot to me. [''sniffle''] For more...[[China|more than just a friend]]. You have every right to be happy. <br />
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[''another long pause, sniffles, sighs'']<br />
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I guess I'll see you around, or hear or talk to you again or...... I guess.<br />
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[''singing softly''] "It's another day..."<br />
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But anyway, take care of yourself. Stay safe. God bless you. You're a sweet gentle caring person, tender loving care, Katey. I love you.<br />
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[''Solid looks up and away, and the video ends.'']<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-10]]<br />
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-11-10]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_dispels_videogame_rumors&diff=196856Chris dispels videogame rumors2016-03-26T18:16:32Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>"'''CWC 09132009'''" is a video, uploaded on 13 [[September 2009]], in which [[Chris]] dispels rumors that the recently announced [[Sonic]] game, codenamed ''Project Needlemouse'', would actually be a [[Sonichu]] game. He comes to this statement based upon information he got from the [[ED]] forums, the discovery of which he seems to consider [[Trolls#Chris the Troll|a massive achievement]].<br />
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At the end of the video, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] can be heard off-camera.<br />
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(For the record, the game was announced on December 4th to be ''Sonic the Hedgehog 4''.)<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| name = Chris dispels videogame rumors<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fAEdL-lack4}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[September 2009]]<br />
| subject = {{Video games|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedPokeShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[10 September 2009]]<br />
| next = [[Clyde Cash the kid video]]<br />
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{{quote|D, Vivian G, D! Just like Sideshow Bob would say to Bart in that one episode that he had on his frontside.}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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Okay, you're rockin' it again, before we begin this installment of the [[video book|Official Videobooks]] series, let's turn to me for a moment, because I have a couple of brief announcements to make, dudes! Like number—like number one, the, uh, the s—stores that—on the Internet that are selling quote/unquote merchandise? IT'S NOT OFFICIAL! IT'S NOT REAL! [''takes off [[glasses]]''] You're being scammed! You might as well throw it in the garbage, burn it, return it! Because if you bought it, you're—not only are you aiding and abetting that criminal, you're being scammed yourself! And also, Project Needlemouse, I have been- I have talked with Sega of America, and they have verified for me that is a full-fledged [[Sonic|SONIC THE HEDGEHOG]] GAME! Not a [[Sonichu]] game. And besides, 2D, I mean [[Sonichu Adventure]], I mean I got so many more story arcs in there than meets the eye, yes—I mean multiple character switches and I have all the story plots, I'm—I have all the story plots in my head, and ON PAPER. On paper. Including like, you know, "Hey, whatever happened to Wild Sonichu's scyther(?) father?" He gets kidnapped a long time ago. You know? He gets kidnapped. And then Sonichu actually—and then Wild Sonichu actually goes and find him. And Bubbles is on her way to an amusement park. W—uh... Angelica goes to defend her church. Punchy is out for a new challenge, and Magi-chan, I'm not sure about him yet. And Sonichu's is out to's-is out for a challenge that he's-he's accepted the challenge from wha-m-from.. Metal Sonichu. As it would appear in the beginning of the books beyond number eleven! Number eleven! The stories would begin beyond—from book number ELEVEN! And nobody has those stories! Only I have those stories, so no video game can ever be created without my own power! My own [[Wikipedia:Swill|swill]], my own super, my own-h-HONEST TO GOODNESS SUPERVISION!<br />
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[''Chris turns, the massive physical exertion causing him to pant'']<br />
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So take it so take it for real: I AM THE REAL DEAL! I am Christian Weston Chandler. Alias Christopher. And nobody can ever impersonate me for real. Or even my hand-drawing style. And everything that you would get... that they can obviously put—is they could get—is again the only off the internet. It's not a real original hand draw-it's not original hand drawings. I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a HAND DRAWING! It's the original hand drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house! So get with the program, people!<br />
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And also, all videos that are currently on YouTube that may say cont—that may say the contrary about the video game rumors, they s—about them being true, but when they-rin-reality FALSE! The damn rumors! I mean I have read on 4 M's dot [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] dot com, that's right I KNOW IT! DAMN TROLLS! I'VE READ YOUR LINES! And I know that you're pixellating fake game screenshots and images and videos... You're so busted. YOU'RE so busted. And you are in the wrong and you will be damned to hell! ESPECIALLY YOU [[Vivian G]]! D, Vivian G, D! Just like [[The Simpsons|Sideshow Bob would say to Bart in that one episode]] that he had on his frontside.<ref>In The Simpsons episode "Cape Feare", Sideshow Bob is seen with a tattoo on his chest saying "Die Bart Die." During a parole hearing, Bob explained the tattoo as being German for "The Bart The". Once more, Chris has stolen a joke, misunderstood it completely, butchered it horribly, and taken it so far out of context that it makes no sense to almost everybody.</ref> Anyway, aside from all that, I repeat: DO NOT BUY ANYTHING OFF THE INTER- off the uh websites, you are being scammed! There is no Sonichu video game, yet!<br />
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The unu-un [''stutters''] and also, a-any a-all official updates about when the official merchandise will be officially released under my own power and supervision, as well as the video game's creation, will be posted on the offi—on the original official Sonichu site, which is also known as [[CWCipedia]]!<br />
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[''Off camera, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] comes in and says "Hey, love! Just checkin' to see if you were home!"'']<br />
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We'll be back in a moment.<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2009| 2009-09-13]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PS3_History_Level&diff=196855PS3 History Level2016-03-26T18:10:49Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>{{quote|Brought to use<sup>[sic]</sup> by Sonichu, his [[PLAYSTATION 3]] History level is a definitely<sup>[sic]</sup> must see. Complete with a series of mini-games and innovative mechanisms, we were enthralled by the amount of content and PS3 features the level was able to highlight.<sup>[bad grammar]</sup> We especially like how Sonichu took full advantage of the [[PLAYSTATION Eye]] by presenting a detailed lineup of various movies and games from the PLAYSTATION / [[Blu-Ray|BlueRay]]<sup>[sic]</sup> family.|Media Molecule, bringing honour to the country that invented the English language}}<br />
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'''PS3 History Level''' is a boring ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level [[Chris]] made in during his period of solitary confinement in November [[2008]]. The level was created in response to a contest Media Molecule was holding called the "LittleBigChallenge"; the goal of which was to create a level celebrating the second anniversary of the [[PS3]]. Never one to turn down [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|a contest]], Chris soon made a really shitty level that sucked it up to the system, and therefore it was immediately featured on the ''LBP'' site<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20081201035752/http://news.littlebigworkshop.com/en-us/ LittleBigPlanet™ News Site] (archived on 1 Dec 2008)</ref>. The reaction of the other ''LBP'' fans was, however, quite funny when [[nudes]] of Chris leaked onto the forum.<br />
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The level did not win the contest, but did earn honorable mentions, which resulted in Chris receiving the [[Metal Gear Solid]] level pack for free. Note that Chris claims he bought the PS3 in March [[2006]], but because he's an idiot, he really means [[2007]].<br />
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==Watch==<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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All of the numerous typos have been transcribed to the best of our ability. <span style="color: #3a3;">The text of the speech bubbles have been marked like this</span>. <span style="color: #55d;">[''Various activities have been marked like this.'']</span><br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sonichu sackmonster standing around in the main menu'']</span><br />
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Hello, ''LittleBigPlanet'' community! And everyone in the [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] fanbase. I'm here to introduce the level I've submitted to the LittleBigChallenge.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Chris chooses the level to play'']</span><br />
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This is it. So... go here, and heart it. I'm gonna play it for you once.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Chris loads the level. Sackboy materialized on top of a gigantic PS3, with pics of Chris and what appears to be [[Chris and rape|ransom notes]].'']</span><br />
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Right, so there's a lot of talk.You don't have to go through all of it.<br />
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: Photo of Chris, thumbs-up: <span style="color: #3a3;">Hello, LittleBiGCommunity! I have created this level in tribute to the Playstation 3's 2nd Year</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">So, let's pop the Preffered Hi-Definition Blu-Ray Disc in, and I will tell my story of me & [[PS3]].</span><br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sacknichu steps on a button which makes the PS3 to load the disc.'']</span><br />
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But I basically tell my story.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sacknichu leaps down in front of various [[Guitar Hero]] boxes.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">Before I got my PS3, I've been rockin' with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] and [[Guitar Hero]].</span><br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sacknichu lands on the bottom, next to increasingly smaller Guitar Hero controllers. There's a red heart with the text "Please heart this level".'']</span><br />
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That's me and my PS3. Opportunity to jam on my guitar. [Sings something?]<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Takes a snapshot, then runs forward to collect the first prize bubbles, a grave portent of things to come. Yet another ransom note reads: "Sonuchu & Rosechu are not property of Sony Computer Entertainment or Media Molecule". Sacknichu arrives to a PSP, which also has a photo of Sacknichu on screen.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">I was also playing my PSP. Make LittleBiGPlanet Remote Play compatible; It Can Work.</span><br />
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Right, so like I said...<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Passes a Sonic 2006 box and a crude representation of the figurine mentioned.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">In anticipation of my Planned Purchase of my 60GB PS3, I had reserved Sonic the Hedgehog.</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">And here's the Limited Edition 15th Anniversay Figure to prove it. :)</span><br />
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You just run through all the text I put in.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Skips through the next text bubbles in rapid fire.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">I have [?] from the start, Blue Blu-Ray Cases, because look...</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">The Discs are Blu-Ray, so BLUE is TRUE for PS3 Discs, and...</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES.</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">I get a set of 25 cases off of eBay, but if you can find them in your stores, good.</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">And from the people of [[Adult Swim]](tm), "Robot Chicken" had their Video Contest with a PS3 to win</span><br />
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Unless you wanna see 'em all.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Leaps up to a ledge in the PS3 Tetris rack.'']</span><br />
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But look, my [[pixelated PS3]] is being put together, ''Tetris style''. ... It completed, and look what else comes down!<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy barely has time to flinch as Tetris-block-shaped prize bubbles fall on him. He goes down to collect the rest of them. Doing so, he triggers yet another few text bubble which he quickly skips.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">And featured in [[Pixelated PS3|my entry Video]], I built one from [[Lego]] Bricks and [[Pixelblocks]].</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">Would have made one from WOOD if it was HARD enough. :D</span><br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Checkpoint'']</span><br />
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You get pixelated PS3 this way. As well as the real one I put together from a- a worse ver- a worse version of someone else put together.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Chris walks forward while speaking, and skips the following bubbles quickly.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">March 17, 2006. I was able to afford and buy the 60GB Playstation 3, I've also got Wi-Fi @ Home</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">Also, August of '07, I was one of 10 winners in the [[Parappa Contest]] with my winning Video.</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">I won a copy of the [[PSP of Fail|PSP]] version of the PSOne classic, a charm, HIS hat, and 5 PSP-1000 Skins.</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">I would like to take this moment to remind y'all who play this level of Real Music Heroes...</span><br />
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And I talk about Parappa the Rapper and UmJammer Lammy.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''A blurry Parappa and Lammy is shown, and the speech bubble is actually shown for a while.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">Parappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy!</span><br />
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The original Singstar and Guitar Hero.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackmonster runs forth, leaving a trail of skipped bubbles in his wake.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">I have read that Parappa was the VERY FIRST to introduce Button-Press-Syncing & Music Games.</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">Without Parappa, we would NOT have D.D.R. or [[SingStar Challenge|Singstar]], or even Guitar Hero without Lammy! :)</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">I talk a lot about Rockin' with Guitar Hero, but I don't play for a moment without remembering.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy comes to a stairway by a gigantic Umjammer Lammy figure. The bubble is quickly skipped. Chris begins his journey up the stairs.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">Um Jammer Lammy; the ORIGINAL Guitar Hero! She should be a Guest Star in a G.H. Game w. Parappa</span><br />
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Yeah, so let's put Lammy and Parappa in a Guitar Hero game as guest star characters.<br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">Take the hint; Rock with Lammy & Parappa on Playstation 3!</span><br />
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Take the hint, Activision or Sony.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy goes up stairs, collecting a prize bubble on each step.'']</span><br />
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Right, so lotsa prize bubbles are bein' collected! Uh oh...<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''...Chris said, for no particular good reason. Checkpoint. Chris comes to the XrossMediaBar(tm) contraption he built.'']</span><br />
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And we are at the XrossMediaBar I put together for each individual icon. And here's another photo opportunity.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy leaps down to an eye-shaped hole full of prize bubbles.'']</span><br />
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Life of the PlayStation!<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy makes a huge grin and waves to camera as Chris takes a snapshot.'']</span><br />
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Yayyyyyy...<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy ambles upward with the help of two ladders placed on top of each other, leaping from rung to rung and failing more than a few times.'']</span><br />
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Two ladders, but I think you know which one to choose to go up on.<br />
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Not too easy, but the time... but you figure it out.<br />
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: PS Store icon says: <span style="color: #3a3;">All Guitar Hero Adds, All PSOne Classics, Tekken 5 and MORE, Only @ the Playstation Store!</span><br />
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Welcome to the PlayStation Store! Yayyyyyyy...<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy wanders about and grabs a few prize bubbles. He skips most of the following bubbles, only leaving the last one on screen for any period of time.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">http://www.sonichu.net, http://www.us.playstation.com, the Playstation Blog, +</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">[[Sonic The Hedgehog|Sonic]], [[Guitar Hero]] (3, Aero, W.T.), [[The Eye of Judgment|E.O.J.]], [[Soul Calibur|S.C.IV]], Folklore, Motorstorm, [[Sonichu's Edge|Mirrors Edge]], [[LittleBigPlanet|L.B.P.]] +</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">[[Transformers]], [[Family Guy]], Sex & the City, [[Samurai Pizza Bots|Samurai Pizza Cats]], [[Sailor Moon]], PGSM, [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|ATHFCMFFT]], +</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">[[Britney Spears]], C.W.C., Guitar Hero ALL. Soundtracks, Sonic CD with "Sonic Boom" of Pastichi, +</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">All Sonichu & [[Rosechu]] Images, including my [[Sonichu (comic)|Comic Book Pages]], as seen on [[Sonichu.net]]! +</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">Me, My Sweetheart, and Ohter Countries. I can fly quickly to the Japan Store! :)</span><br />
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Prize bubbles coming down.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Huge prize bubbles come down.'']</span><br />
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They're all the icons! Yayyyy....<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy dutifully collects bubbles, inadvertently trips a speech bubble, which he skips.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">To move ahead, Head HOME.</span><br />
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You wanna make sure you get that today, but if you move on, you got... head home. Make sure you collect your prize bubbles! All the icons on the PlayStation 3 XrossMediaBar.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Done grabbing all of the prize bubbles, the Sackboy leaps among the icons.'']</span><br />
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Also, over here, you'll get 20 bubbles out of the trophy.<br />
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Here's a tip. More bubbles. Get 'em on your way down.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Leaps to the right, collecting bubbles from top of the icons.'']</span><br />
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To going home.<br />
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Yep.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Drops on the lower level again, by the checkpoint. He leaps around, and inexplicably, the PS3 guitar is shown, with a rather Spartan speech bubble on it.'']</span><br />
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: Gitar says: <span style="color: #3a3;">-</span><br />
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And there's my [[Gitar of Fail|PlayStation 3 Guitar]]. ''Custom painted.''<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy entertains us by leaping up the ladder, '''again''' failing at jumps multiple times.'']</span><br />
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(singing) Jumpin' up the ladder... (normal voice) doing all the XrossMediaBar icons. [??? Igloo-enno choppy bay!]<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy reaches the top and collects the prize bubbles on the PS3 guitar.'']</span><br />
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Make new friends on the PlayStation Network.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy runs up the guitar's neck.'']</span><br />
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Jump at the last bubble here.<br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">And Now, the Titles among my Collection that Truly Shows Off PS3's Potential!</span><br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy leaps on the next area from the end of the guitar's neck. There is no prize bubble here, despite Chris's claims.'']</span><br />
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...aaaand here.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy leaps on a moving platform that passes some game covers: Sonic 2006, Sega Superstars Tennis, Guitar Hero III, Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, Guitar Hero: World Tour, Rock Band, LittleBigPlanet, [[Transformers]] (2007 Game), Transformers (2007 Movie), [[SoulCalibur]] 4, Heavenly Sword, Mirror's Edge, Folklore, Sex and the City (Movie), [[Eye of Judgement]], Motorstorm, BioShock, Resistance: Fall of Man, Spider-Man 3 (Game), Stranglehold: Collector's Edition, and Warhawk.'']</span><br />
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Take a ride and view some of the games in my collection. And... do a little dance. [an attempt at jamming along the music] Hot chicks! In the three games! Uh, make that four. It's Sex and the City. Whoop-de-do. Yayyyyy! [[Homos|I'm straight, don't doubt me!]]<br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">But, we must REALLY Tip the [[Caitlin|Waiters]] of Every [[Gamestop]] and all those Stores who carry...</span><br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''The picture inexplicably shifts to LittleBigPlanet box, shown alone in its splendor atop an electrified, [[Michael Snyder|blue six-pointed star]]. Chris takes a moment to savor the awesomeness of the sight.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">LittleBiGPlanet! YAY!!!!! :D</span><br />
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[[LittleBigPlanet]]. LittleBigPlanet. Yayyyyyy!<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''As the Sackboy continues the journey, a store clerk waves at the player. Sonichu games are on display on the store counter. The clerk laughs like a ninny.'']</span><br />
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: Clerkette says: <span style="color: #3a3;">Hello, welcome to Gamestop. The C.W.C. Certificate?! Yes, Sir!</span><br />
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[[Chloe|Check out the chick at the cash register]], at your local [[GameStop]].<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''The view abruptly changes to show the cashier from another direction.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">And with all those games, you get a FREE Guitar and Playstation Eye Camera; Power 2 the Players!</span><br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy, meanwhile, is going downhill on the moving platform, next to boxes of [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] and [[Sonichu's Adventure]].'']</span><br />
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And a couple of games that Sony has decided to do for me. Not yet anyway.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy passes a shrunk and tilted version of the aforementioned GameStop counter.'']</span><br />
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: Clerkette (shrunk using dark magic) says: <span style="color: #3a3;">Thank you for shopping at Gamestop; your receipt is in the bag. Have a Great Day. :D</span><br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''The platform comes to a stand. Sackboy leaps over a block of ice on top of a huge shopping bag with PlayStation button symbols.'']</span><br />
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And yes, there is a receipt in the bag.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Checkpoint'']</span><br />
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Make sure you check it out. Close-up.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy leaps in the bag to collect items within. The bag topples over.'']</span><br />
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You'll get a copy of the receipt, and the prize bubbles as well.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Partially obscured and hard-to-read ransom note: "PRESS THEN JUMP ASIDE!". View switches to show a crude block with text "160 GB HDD SATA". Next to it lies another PSP.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">Black Friday of '07, I bought and upgraded to a 160 GB SATA HDD for my PS3...</span><br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy leaps forward.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">But Mid-October of '08, I've upgraded to 320 GB; learn how to get more Memory for your Buck here</span><br />
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More bang for [[monthly tugboat|your buck]] with more memory.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''A green "hard drive" slides out of PS3, almost crushing Sackboy, who cleverly dodges it. The other "hard drive" slides in in its place. The PSP drops off from the heavens.'']</span><br />
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Make sure you jump off, because that button is on the directional format.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Wood blocks keep sliding back and forth, turning Sackboy into a pancake.'']</span><br />
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Oops.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy emerges from the checkpoint, and manages to not get crushed this time.'']</span><br />
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I'll win a prize for acing the level. A Sonic trophy.<br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy jumps around, trying in vain to jump over the PSP, always falling through because Chris is not on the same depth-level with the PSP. Chris finally realizes his mistake.'']</span><br />
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Of course you want to jump onto the PSP. Move on at this point.<br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">In the long run still, I have grown and learned more with my Playstation 3...</span><br />
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<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy leaps and grabs hanging icons, swinging from icon to icon and getting slathered in PS3 praise.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">I've ventured to other cultures from my home...</span><br />
<br />
And now you can swing on the XrossMediaBar icons.<br />
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: LBP error message: <span style="color: #d55;">Your profile cannot be saved because it is too large. Try deleting unwanted items from My Pictures, My Objects, My Costumes, or My Levels. [OK]</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''Chris messes up and begins his swingin journey again.'']</span><br />
<br />
And you want to make sure you've got plenty of room for all the ''shopping'' you just did in this level.<br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">I've grown more techonological, more so than with Nintendo...</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy falls on the electrified floor and explodes. Back at the checkpoint, Chris forges ahead to try yet again...'']</span><br />
<br />
It's a double-[??? life]. Bubble-[??? life] is like three a bag. More power for your buck!<br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">I've shared my Art...</span><br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">My songs...</span><br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">my voice and honest opinions...</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''Chris finally succeeds on the first set of swings and lands on top of a PS3 controller.'']</span><br />
<br />
In case you don't make it, or if you're taking the paper airplane over there... touch stick it here, another one over here, all the way over there. For the five second delay.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''Chris goes on yet another set of swings.'']</span><br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">Surfed the Web within my Pleasure.</span><br />
<br />
: Swing with a PS3 store icon: <span style="color: #3a3;">Found a less costly way to get more games and movies.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''In a non-Freudian move, Sackboy tenaciously clings on the PS3 store icon while Chris babbles.'']</span><br />
<br />
Be sure to check out all individual story pe-- all individual talks, to enjoy whole story of my life with the PlayStation 3. Best choice. Among the consoles. Even lots better than the [[Hex Bawx|Hexbox]].<br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">And made some new Acquaintances and Friends.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''Chris grabs a piece that gives him a really fast lift to the platform above. Checkpoint.'']</span><br />
<br />
We will be number two choice. [Shrieks in surprise and terror] LOOK AT THAT! TRIP UP!<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''Chris stands in front of a seemingly impassable wall, confusing the watchers'']</span><br />
<br />
Here's some- did whole bunch of prize bubbles that way, but ''I'm saving time'', so...<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy turns other way.'']</span><br />
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: LBP error message: <span style="color: #d55;">Your profile cannot be saved because it is too large. Try deleting unwanted items from My Pictures, My Objects, My Costumes, or My Levels. [OK]</span><br />
<br />
...let's go this way and finish the level.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''Chris traverses yet another row of swings. The first is a USB symbol, which is what he's referring to in the next comment he says.'']</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise.</span><br />
<br />
Be sure to grab the circle or the arrows so you can grab the microphone.<br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well.</span><br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me.</span><br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">Plastaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself.</span><br />
<br />
It's not impossible.<br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">Higher Definition equals Better Points of View.</span><br />
<br />
Take your time!!!<br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">Talking over the internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury.</span><br />
<br />
Or just keep pressing forward.<br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation.</span><br />
<br />
Life without PlayStation.<br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">And with Priceless Expierences, an honest sense of satisfaction,</span><br />
<br />
We're talking about life ''with'' PlayStation!<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy lands on a set of magnificently disproportionate stairs, and begins mounting them.'']</span><br />
<br />
: PSN message: <span style="color: #d55;">Gigith achieved a score of 0 on level LBP's First Theme Park PHOTO BOOTH Studio - NOBODY's LV5 (PS3OL)</span><br />
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: <span style="color: #3a3;">And a more mature winning attitude.</span><br />
<br />
Winning att-roo-with trophies.<br />
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: PSN message: <span style="color: #d55;">Gigith achieved a score of 0 on level LBP's First Theme Park PHOTO BOOTH Studio - NOBODY's LV5 (PS3OL)</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''Checkpoint, because Sackboy COULD die horribly in the last minute'']</span><br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...</span><br />
<br />
[In an attempt to sound dramatic] PlayStation 3 and Portable are truly a place that I can call... <br />
<br />
: PSN message: <span style="color: #d55;">Gigith achieved a score of 0 on level LBP's First Theme Park PHOTO BOOTH Studio - NOBODY's LV5 (PS3OL)</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''After ruining the dramatics by slowly bouncing up an increasingly irregular and crude set of stairs, Sackboy reaches a ramp and heads up.'']</span><br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #3a3;">My Digital Home. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever<br />
<br />
Digital Home. Yayyyyy! PlayStation Home. A digital home. Only on PlayStation 3! Coming soon, hopefully. Thank you Sony. Best upgrade ever.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #55d;">[''Sackboy reaches the end of the level.'']</span><br />
<br />
: <span style="color: #d55;">Level complete! 74% items collected. 98% +24 new items. 36849 points. Hi-scores: #1 Sonichu 67,536, #2 Sonichu1 49,210, #3 Sparradox 25,498, GuitarinGuy8 18,644, #5 Iuanfy 5,583</span><br />
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So. Let's win me that crown, please! [Note: The winner of the contest would receive an in-game crown] Heart this level! It's truly fantastic! From the creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. It took me a whole weekend to put this together.<br />
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Thank you in advance for hearting my level! And thank you to everyone who have hearted it already. Have a good day!<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[PS3]]<br />
*[[LBP]]<br />
*[[Sony]]<br />
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==References==<br />
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[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Song_of_Christian&diff=196854Song of Christian2016-03-26T18:06:51Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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[[Image:Song_of_christian_1_1-51.jpg|thumb|"I hear [[United States of America|America]] singing as I sing of myself..."]]<br />
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'''''Song of Christian''''' was a poem that [[Chris]], at age sixteen, had to write for a class. Chris bases his poem partly on [[Homos|Walt Whitman]]'s [[Wikipedia:Song of Myself|"Song of Myself"]].<br />
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He later made a video that showed him raging about the well-deserved F, which showed up on his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|documentary DVD]]. This time, he failed to do two things: [[Chris and cinematography|use proper lighting]] — video cameras didn't come with night-vision features in those days — and come up with something interesting to say before the camera was rolling.<br />
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Compared with his voice today, at age sixteen, he embodied the dulcet tones of [[Wikipedia:James Earl Jones|James Earl Jones]] and shared the octave range of [[Wikipedia:Captain Beefheart|Captain Beefheart]]. What happened in between then and his [[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] is up for debate.<br />
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The quality of the video and the lack of color would suggest that this was filmed on a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvmK0y3H4-A Fisher-Price] [[Wikipedia:PXL-2000|PXL-2000]] camcorder, a late-1980s camcorder that recorded videos on cassette tapes and these days is extremely hard to find and fetches [[Chris and money|tons of money]] on [[eBay]]. [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|Knowing]] [[Ghostbusters|Chris]], [[Clown doll|though]], it's likely a cheap knockoff thereof, probably sourced [[Julie Reveals Herself#Dance like a Gay Man|from Goodwill]].<br />
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==The actual poem==<br />
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<blockquote><poem>“I hear America singing, as I sing of myself,<br />
And you experience, as I experience.<br />
The problems of yourself are my problems.<br />
The youth and the young singing cries of happiness,<br />
As you have sung the song of laughter.<br />
At age six weeks, I sang this song of laughter<br />
Then, at one and a half years of age, the Lord put the mute button on me.<br />
Those are my parents' song. They pulled me through to talk again, at age seven.<br />
I am now sixteen years old and good at talking enough to help me achieve...<br />
New goals and ''Mario'' raceway records, and to finish my [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]].<br />
The magazine's songs, the ballad of ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' on Game Boy.<br />
The rudeness of the teenager's song, <br />
The despicable mention of rude words and...[[Tobacky|D-R-U-G-S]].<br />
I am not afraid to speak, despite the hazardous flukes in America's song.<br />
My song that I sing, although I talk well,<br />
My peer relationship is low, and my [[So Lonesome|loneliness]] is off the scale.”</poem></blockquote><br />
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==Part I==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = "Song of Christian" ~ Part I<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eC4XNixKBq4}}<br />
| stardate = 15 [[May 1998]]<br />
| subject = Poetry<br />
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}<br />
| previous = [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Watch_%26_Win_Sweepstakes#Video|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Watch &<br />Win Sweepstakes]]<br />
| next = [[Song_of_Christian#Part_2|"Song of Christian" ~ Part II]]<br />
}}<br />
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<center>Just showing off his [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]].</center><br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
[''Simulates blowing a trumpet, or the sound of a diseased rooster, to mark his arrival.'']<br/> <br />
<br />
Welcome ladies, and gentlemen, to ''The Christian Chandler Show''!<br/><br />
Bringin' ya lots of laughs, and all that neat ol' stuff. Now, here he is, the host with the most: Christian Chandler!<br />
<br />
<div>[''simulates the cheers of a crowd, stopping to take a breath halfway through, and reveals himself to the camera'']</div><br />
<br />
<div>Good evening friends, and welcome to ''The Christian Chandler Show''. '''I''' am your host Christian Chandler. <br />
Now, tonight, we are gonna talk about poetry. And uh, line— an', uh, behind the scenes of part of the lines—which got me inspired. An' I'm gonna express my feelings a little bit, so...please don't laugh. I feel— I'll feel embarrassed. Okay, anyway, my poem is called— entitled— "The Song of Christian". And I just did it last night, on May 14th, [[1998]].</div> <br />
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[''irritated undecipherable mutter''] Anyway, uh, I'm gonna do my poem, now, so, here goes:<br />
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<blockquote>“I hear America singing, as I sing of myself,<br />
<br>And you experience, as I experience.<br />
<br>The problems of yourself are my problems.<br />
<br>The youth and the young singing cries of happiness,<br />
<br>As you have sung the song of laughter.<br />
<br>At age six weeks, I sang this song of laughter<br />
<br>Then, at one and a half years of age, the Lord put the mute button on me.<br />
<br>Those are my parents song. They pulled me through to talk again, at age seven.<br />
<br>I am now sixteen years old and good at talking enough to help me achieve...<br />
<br>New goals and ''Mario'' raceway records, and to finish my [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]].<br />
<br>The magazine's songs, the ballad of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' on Game Boy.<br />
<br>The rudeness of the teenager's song, <br />
<br>The despicable mention of rude words and...D-R-U-G-S.<br />
<br>I am not afraid to speak, despite the hazardous flukes in America's song.<br />
<br>My song that I sing, although I talk well,<br />
<br>My peer relationship is low, and my loneliness is off the scale.”</blockquote><br />
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An' anyway that's my poem.<br/><br />
Now, we gotta go behind the lines, and see how it all got inspired.<br />
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<div>Now the, uh, first line line "I hear America singing", and, uh, "sing of myself". I got those from the combination of the first line of, both, [[Wikipedia:Song of Myself|"Song of Myself"]] and—s I—s—I—[http://www.bartleby.com/142/91.html "I hear America singing"]. And the "experiencing" and (''"problems"?'') ... I made those up myself. And of course, ya know, the, ahh, youth. I'm talking about the young children, here. They start singing their cries of happiness when they are born. With their little [[Sonee & Rosey|'giggles' and 'tee-hee-hees'.]] [''[[sigh]]''] That's just the sound of laughter. At age six weeks, I started... the sound of laughter which is my—when I start talking. Now, my first word was 'monkey', and here's how it happened. My mother and I went down to the [[Wikipedia:Best Products|Best Products]] store in [[Charlottesville]] many, many years ago. ''Of course you know at age six weeks I was born in [[1982]]''. [''sigh''] Anyway, uh, my mother was carrying me in her arms, and she was shopping, when then all of a sudden I said "monkey"[''baby talk voice'']. An' there was a wo—uh, there was an old woman near by, and, uh, she suh—h—heard me and then came over and asked my mom, "''Was that your son?''", and my mom said, "''Yup, that was my son''". Ahh... she didn't say anything she was just shocked.</div><br/><br />
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<div>An', anyway I, uh, went on—and—on with my mouth. That is until the age one-and-a-half... years... [''sigh''] The sad thing that happened... the Lord put the mute button on me. CLICK FLICK [''Light switch motion'']. That's when my ad—me—I'm representing my autism, there. The Lord clickin' the mute button. [sigh] An' anyway here's where my autism began. I'm gonna to be real truthful here. Uh, I had a babysitter, but, uh, she was kinda've mean [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]]. Anyway, ah, one day she was on her phone and, uh, I came up t—I came up to her, I came up with her, and said something and, uh, she was kinda angry at me, 'cause I interrupted her phone call, AND she locked me [[Chris's room|in a room fulla noth—n—fulla nothing but toys]], and, uh, she just locked me in there, and, uh, I was very lonely, so I just sat there and cried, and... uh that's how my [[autism]] began. Thanks to an evil babysitter.</div><br/><br />
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<div>And then thanks to my parents—actually my ma did most of the work, but, uh, it was thanks to my parents. They got me talkin' again at age seven. An', anyway, here's how they—it happened. My mother, my mother, always took me down to the toy store, ahh, at least every weekend on...[''sigh''] to, uh, wa—l—look at the, to read the packages. Like, to say, for example, "Go-Bots." You remember those old goh—fashion Go-Bot toys? Well, anyway, with (Mario?) hands me the package is, and thepackageis [''All in one breath''] for me, and I read along with her. And, uh, well, we just read the, uhh, top name of the fi—name of the toy, and the name of the, uh, to—and the, uhhh, name of the... character that it represents. And, then, on an the—go to the flip side and see all the other characters, name all the other toys in the collection. And, ''of course'', we did the same for fu—the old-fashioned Transformers. Yes. [''Head confidently turns to look at items off-camera'']</div><br />
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And, also, wit' mother an' I—and, also, sometimes, mother and I'd buy some Lego sets and build them together, like, for example... [''mumbles about getting his "stupid thing"''] Oh, yeah... Lllike, for example, this old, uh, bicycle (''pig?'') shop, here. Ah, you can tell this is an old-fashioned [[Lego]] set on account of this—the old-fashioned "Lego Land" on the corner. Anyway, ah, we always built something like this, but, uhh, since that... and, one time, we even built a nice racetrack. I don't still have my Lego tin, but, uh... I NAMED MY CAMERA NIBBLE(?)... [''sigh''] I don't think... that it's good to have. Uh, oh, well, anyway. <br />
<br />
''Excuse me''.<br />
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[[Image:003-NPSon.jpg|thumb|right|The homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine.]]<br />
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Anyway, Mother and I always had fun together. But, then, at age five—age seven, my mouth blabbed, ah—I started blabbin' my mouth, again. Daarn that collar! [''Voice cracks''] And then, uh, the, ah, "Helping to achieve new records on ''Mario Raceway''". You know I like the play video games. I mean, I have Nintendo 64 video games, the Super Nintendo games, Genesis, old-fashioned Nintendo, Game Boy, Game Gear, Sega CD, 32X, and I also got lotsa Tiger-brand LCD games. An', anyway, I was a video game p—person, and my favorite type of game were racing. So, um, one of my favorite Nintendo 64 games were—was ''Mario Kart 64''. I'r, uh, I was already tryin' to beat my ghost on the, uh, ''Mario Raceway'' Time ''Trails'' mode. My best time—my best record is, as Mario, ah minute, twenty-one, and eighty-nine seconds. Me—uh... ''excuse me''... I mean a 1'21"89. Yeah, that's it. An', anyway, I always like to beat my records. <br />
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But then the, uh, Nin-ten-do Ma-ga-zine that's da'uh maga-zine you heard that was lost. There it is: my ''home-made'' ''Nintendo Power'' magazine. Actually, that's just the cover. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm, ah, working on it]]...on the ''insides'', like a regular ''Nintendo Power'' magazine. When I'm done it should have a hundred-and-eight pages, including the front cover, and the back cover. Ah, right now I'm only on, uh, page 35. [''sigh''] I'll show you, ah, the pages that are inside it. We have your, uh, your, ah, type of contest that they're mentioning of the main article... that goes with the table of contents ''there''. [''sigh''] Then, we have the winners section. Now you seen the, uh, the two envelopes on this page? I actually created them on u—other envelo—on two envelopes myself an' kinda copied that from the envelopes onto ''here''. And, on this page, the three of those, I just kinda made up myself. That's, uh, ''Cruis'n USA'', ''Zelda'', and ''Yoshi's Story''. [''Christian exhales and ruffles through the pages'']. And we have the, uh, ''Power Charts''. Which is the Top Ten Nintendo 64, and Super Nintendo, and the Top Five Game Boy games. Of course, the Most Wanted, and some more letters, and I just a made up a letter about somebody winning the ''Zelda'' contest. Ya know, test the ''Zelda 64'' game that is gonna come out later. WAAAY later, I—in fact, we don't even know—we're not exactly sure WHEN it's gonna come out. ''Darnedest thing is slippin' on me'' [Christian reassembles the magazine].<br />
<br />
<div>An anyway, I had this dream a long time ago about ''[[Sonic]]'' on Game Boy, so that's what I based my magazine on.<br />
'Course you can ''tell'' on the cover he's switched from Sega to Nintendo. SO, I started off by making my own Nintendo 64 game: Sonic 64. Isn't that a cool picture, or what? [''shoves crude drawings into the camera''] Alrigh', anyway, you got your castle over ''there''. Sonic and Tails. '''Scuse me a sec''...</div><br />
<br />
====Factual error====<br />
It is physically impossible for him to have spoken a word at six weeks old. Any [[Chris and health|doctor]] will attest to the fact that no infant's vocal chords are developed enough by that time to speak, and any [[Chris and psychology|psychologist]] will tell you that their [[wikipedia:Broca's Area|Broca's Area]] is not anywhere near developed enough to understand words by this time.<br />
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==Part II==<br />
{{Tardrage}}<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = "Song of Christian" ~ Part II<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|G9qf5aYpjRg}}<br />
| stardate = 15 [[May 1998]]<br />
| subject = {{Video games|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}, [[Chris and Art|Artwork]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}<br />
| previous = [[Song_of_Christian#Part_1|"Song of Christian" ~ Part I]]<br />
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Prototype|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]]<br />
}}<br />
<center>[[Chris]] [[virgin with rage|rages]] between 7:38 and 10:05 if you want to skip all the shit no one cares about.</center><br />
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===Transcript===<br />
[''Chris mutters under his breath and fiddles with the papers.'']<br />
<br />
Uh...this may even be a rumor, so you— my magazine is falling apart on me. I mean it's just ''paper clipped.'' So sue me. I'm jus' still [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE|working on it]].<br />
<br />
[''Continues looking through pages'']<br />
<br />
Now, let me just find that page again... Well, they have the old castle, again, but now I got the special moves, the spin dash, pound the baw—pound the ground, spin, punch. There's that cool picture of Sonic co—in the co—in the corner. Isn't that cool, or what, huh? Three DI-mensional. That's what I call cool. Yeah....<br />
<br />
[''Mumbling and looking through pages.''] <br />
<br />
And, then, I have Sonic's friends that help. Of course, Tails (that flies), Knuckles (that punches and flies), and [[Bionic]], WELLLLL, you heard rumors about Bionic: he's that Sonic's brother I made up myself who's that very good basketball player and mechanic. Uh... I can tell you the background story on him. I could tell you about it... I'll just make it quick so I can tell you, anyway. Bionic was Sonic's older brother. Please note "older". Anyway, one day, when they were very young, they were playing a ca—playing the game of catch, Sonic accidentally threw the ball into the bushes. Bionic offered to get it, because he was closer to it. He went in the bushes, but, then, there was a—but there was a warp... p—portal there, and he got sucked into it. Sonic tried to get him out, but Sonic fell into it, went to a dimension of ba—abou—basketball. But then, uh... years later, Bionic found a way to es—found a portal to go back to Sonic and end up in Sonic's... new home in Knothole. And, uh... Sonic and Bionic lived together from then on. Anyway, he's a great mechanic too. <br />
<br />
Anyway, I got some pictures here that, uh...shows how Sonic's friends help him...climbing along Knuckles, Tails flying, Sonic...and Bionic...breaking a lot— destroying a lot— breaking a lot of Dr. Robotnik's evil machines.<br />
<br />
And, yet, of course, you know, my, uhh, ''Sonic'' on Game Boy originally was ''Sonic and Knuckles'', but I decided to do something different in this magazine. ''Sonic and Knuckles '''II'''''... I mean, a sequel, yeah... Anyway, you got your coverage there, and I put a little Dr. Robotnik in the corner saying, (''changes voice'') "I HATE SONIC! AND I HATE THAT ECHIDNA, TOO!"<br />
<br />
[''Bends over to adjust paperclip that is holding his homemade ''Nintendo Power'' together, muttering.'']<br />
<br />
Oh, dear, the paperclip is slipping. Darn that thing.<br />
<br />
[''Comes back up.'']<br />
<br />
Yeah...and, of course, you know I've got my basic "coverages" about a file...selector, and another water zone, Knuckles— playing as Knuckles, and a...special stage. Cool, huh?<br />
<br />
[''Turns page.'']<br />
<br />
And then I made up a Super Nintendo game. ''SUPER Sonic''. Yeah it's a Super Nintendo game with all— with some of the ''Sonic'' games in one Super Nintendo cartridge. Hey, look, check this out, we got Sonic hanging ten on a Super Nintendo controller. YEAAAH! (''hums music'') Anyway, then I got some...coverage on the...Sonic, uh...with the...how you select the game you wanna play. And of course I got ''Sonic I'' picture there, and ''Sonic 3''. <br />
<br />
[''Flips through pages.'']<br />
<br />
Oh, dear...<br />
<br />
And then I have the uh...coverage on the games. I got ''Sonic I'', ''Sonic II'', ''Sonic III'', and ''Sonic and Knuckles'' in there... yeah, the original ''Sonic and Knuckles'' I'm talking about, not ''Sonic and Knuckles II''. <br />
<br />
But, then, I made up another Nintendo 64 game. Uh...sort of interesting to teenagers. I call it ''BEAST WARS''...''[[Transformers]]''. And except these aren't all about the missions; they're firece [''mispronunciation of fierce?'']. It's always the, uh, maximum critical in spite of each other (?). And I made somes—fantasize—suh that... it will be RumblePak compatible. And becau—and the uh... bots that I put in it...goes as follows. I got [[Optimus Prime|Optimus Primal]], and uh...Cheetor, Rattrap, Silverbolt, Dinobot, Megatron...Tarantulas, Waspinator, Quickstrike, and Inferno.<br />
<br />
And then I, uh...before Soni- before I made the cover of Sonic, I made up a, uh...other ''Nintendo Power'' cover, which I made of...uh...you heard of ''Megaman XTC'' Nintendo? Well, that's what I did. ''Megaman XTC '''IV'''''. Check that out. Cool picture. IT'S BACK. And then there's some coverage, uh...about some of the stuff about him in the...Sigma's return...Zero being captured, and...it's his armor. It's actually revived armor... The— from the original first— the first ''Megaman X'' game...except more powerful, because... (''mumbles'') Oh, whatever...<br />
<br />
Anyway, I got a bunch of bosses from the three ''Megaman X'' games and a couple of the classic ''Megaman'' games. I got Storm Eagle, Snake Man, Wheel Gator, Neon Tiger... [''mumbles "oh jeez" while flipping through pages'']... Gravity Beetle, Bubble Crab, Shadow Man... and, uh... why not ''Megaman X'' without the old... classic ''Megaman X'' boss... [''fumbles with pages, mumbling''] Oh, dear... these things are slipping on me... Anyway, Chill Penguin. Yeah, that penguin is back, alright. I got each of these bosses, have a 3D battle song (?), and of course, now, I got coverage of Sigma's return. I got Robot's dogra form (?), then I made up a new dissent (?) for old Dr. Wiley, Dr. Wiley Jr. here, he's fighting Megaman in a robot MONKEY. Monkey... And then I got Sigma's return... and this is actually from that cover of Meg—that cover I made up. I mean, it's actually destroying Sigma, but this is from his view. It's actually from the opposite side... of the battlefield.<br />
<br />
So right now I'm working on the classified information... begun with Sonic— parts of ''Sonic I'' and ''Sonic II'', and I just did ''Mario Kart 64''. And for ''Nintendo Power''...I'm tracing another copy. Yeah, you can tell it's another copy, because— lookit there. Sonic is a bit more, uh...chubbier there. You can tell the difference right there. All right, on, um... this tracing thing, I only got to page 60, it was the beginning of ''Super Sonic''...<br />
<br />
But, moving on... yeah... the rudeness of the teenagers song... of course, now—of course, you know I'm talking about those despicable rude words they got down in there... I mean... ah, you know, w-w-when they say those... sound like... "Oh, *beeeep*." And, uh... "Oh, *booop*", and "son of a *boop*"... You understand what I'm talking about? I mean, that just really ticks me off. And I hope this video's getting through to those tee—to those students in that English class of mine. I HOPE THEY GET IT THROUGH THEIR HEADS AND EV— AND GET IT THROUGH TO EVERYONE IN THAT SCHOOL, THAT THAT RUDE LANGUAGE IS CRUEL. I mean, you see it, and—you thinks it's cool to the adults, BUT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER DO IT. I MEAN, IT'S JUST RUDE! VERY RUDE! I MEAN, I'M JUST SICK OF IT! I mean... [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|HNNNNGH]].<br />
<br />
And then there's that other thing... the, uh... D-R-U-G-S. (''mimes smoking'') That just... that *puff puff* [[tobacky|thing]], that just clogs up my nose. *grunt* And that other thing... (''mimes drinking alcohol and passing out'') Anyway, just MAKES ME SICK to see people just [[Sonichu|waste]] [[Little Big Planet|their]] [[Love Quest|lives]] [[Guitar Hero|away]] on [[alcohol|that]]. I mean, [[Chris and hypocrisy|it's DESPICABLE (''hits table''). DE-SPIC-A-BLE!]] Understand what I'm talking about? And, of course, I'm not afraid to speak about the hazardous flukes like [[Chris and copyright|the "American Song" how it goes]]... and, of course, that last line there... The song I sing you and all my—talk about my peer relationships as well... I talk about the peer relationships in my neighborhood. I mean, I do not have that many peers in the neighborhood. All I have in my neighborhood is Damien, and I don't usually see him a lot, and a twelve year old boy named Michael, and he's uh... just a little kid. <br />
<br />
Anyway, I'm just usually lonely at home. Don't have a second player to play with. I don't even have a little brother, and I'm s—still hoping for one. Anyway uh... I see by the clock that it's about time I sign off. But, uh... before I go, I have just one thing to say to, uh... the teacher: '''[[Chris and anger|AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!]]''' I mean, an F! I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I GOT AN F... I MEAN, WHO KNOWS? IT COULD'VE BEEN BACK IN OLD GREENE COUNTY, THAT STUPID PLACE... YEESH. That Greene County Primary... actually that was a nice school, but then th—came the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Nathanael Greene Elementary]]. That's probably where I got the F. Anyway, then, many years rolled by... '''THEN YOU CAME ALONG AND GAVE ME AN F. I MEAN I STARTED OFF WITH AN A AND YOU JUST LOWERED AND LOWERED AND LOWERED IT! I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS LOWERING THING. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST AUT—[[Slow-in-the-minds|AGAINST THE HANDICAPPED CHILDREN]], ANYWAY?! I MEAN, I KNOW MY HANDICAP IS [[Kick the Autistic|AUTISM]], AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT! AND YOU, MRS. BIRD (Burns?), I THINK THAT F IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL! I MEAN, [[Chris and his Ego|I AM VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT]].'''<br />
<br />
[''stress sigh'']<br />
<br />
Anyway, it's time I sign off. Well, this has been ''The Christian Chandler Show'', and we hope you all enjoyed it. And, as we say in the land of TV Land...goodnight, folks! <br />
<br />
[''covers camera with hand and "sings" theme song'']<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Greene County Conspiracy]] - 12 YEARS LATER, Chris still sits in the dark and complains about people hating him for being Autistic<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 1998-05-15]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I%60m_sorry_for_the_lack_of_mic_audio_in_the_Destiny_Stream&diff=196853I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream2016-03-26T18:04:23Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on March 24, 2016, apologizing for the silent video [[CWC`s Destiny Start]]. Ironically, Chris's Controller Pad was the one that caused the problem. And yet in this video, he replugs it into his controller, which cuts off the audio yet again, and causes the PS4 to begin attempting to load ''The Playroom'', put up a facecam, and create numerous graphical artifacts.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''Chris is standing in front of his makeshift [[Amiibo]] painting table, which is cluttered with art supplies. A picture in picture showing the same visuals a second time is in the top right''.<br />
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[The video starts with Chris already mid-sentence]<br />
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-Of which I've uhh- just realized that apparently my... mic in my camera has been- have been temporally disabled. I didn't realize that I should have unplugged [Chris raises his right hand to show a PS4 Type Pad controller attachment] the keypad from my controller, because apparently, you know, it has a little headphone [Chris moves the Type Pad and controller together, fumbling to connect the two; he continues talking while doing this] thing that goes into the jack on the controlerr-r-<br />
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[The audio from Chris's microphone is instantly cut off as he finally manages to connect the Type Pad into his controller]<br />
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[The screen rapidly flips between the no video symbol and Chris's room until finally resting on Chris's room]<br />
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[Chris motions silently, failing to realize that connecting the Type Pad had once again muted his audio]<br />
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[After a small amount of time Chris removes the Type Pad and audio resumes just as Chris ends a sentence]<br />
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-st. I should have just- I should have just unplugged it in the first place, that's why, okay? Yeah... So again I apologize for that, I'll just remember for future stream broadcasts I'll just leave this thing unplugged I mean it's a great thing to have, you know, for... [Chris reaches down and raises a PS3 controller with a keypad attached] similar to what we originally had for PS3 with the keypad that was on top... They could have done something wi-[Chris placed the PS3 controller down] they could have done something like that for this you know... just have it not be on top of the uhh- [Chris motions to his PS4 controller] touch pad, could have done it similar. I don't know maybe hooked it to the uhh- USB port there [Chris points to the USB port on the bottom of the controller] to keep it in place, that's beyond me and whatever. Okay, well that's just t' let 'chall know. Thank you and have a good day.<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sydney_Kirsch&diff=196819Sydney Kirsch2016-03-24T17:25:22Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>[[Image:SydneyKirsch.jpeg|thumb|Sydney]]<br />
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In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about 22 [[April 2010]], a brave woman named '''Sydney Kirsch''' mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The GAMe PLACe]], with whom she had intended to do some [[Pokémon]]-related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's email address, she simply searched up [[Chris]] and The GAMe PLACe then emailed the first place that came up. The following is a record of what took place. <br />
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Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the [[Mailbag]]s, by trading [[Nudes|naked pictures of herself]] for answered questions. Unfortunately, things did not turn out that way at all and, ultimately, this was a rare win for Chris. His smugness at (finally) uncovering a troll is still chuckle-worthy, as is his mention of his cleavage (or, as normal human beings might put it, shockingly [[Collosal Chan|colossal]] man-boobs).<br />
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Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date and time stamps on emails are for [[Virginia]] time, while the date and time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. The [[User:Ronichu|woman herself]] quite happily admits that there is not a lot of new information about Chris in these documents, and that the [[CWCki]] exists to document Chris, not failed troll attempts. However, making the information public will hopefully make it clear that Chris '''is''' beginning to adapt, so just remember, nobody trolls Chris quite so well as Chris.<br />
==E-mails==<br />
=== Mistaken identity ===<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Thursday, April 22, 2010 8:54 AM<br />
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Subject: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!<br />
<br />
From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com<br />
<br />
Hi Chris,<br />
<br />
It's Sydney here! We met each other briefly in [[The Game Place]] (I was the teenage blonde girl who wanted to buy those Poke'mon cards). I might be getting you confused with [[Liquid|someone else]], so stop me if I'm waaaay off track! ;)<br />
<br />
You asked about my [[JERK|boyfriend]] Sam- unfortunately, we broke up last week because that damn arsehole was cheating on me with your friend Tracy. Can you believe it?! Arg. It makes me so angry! So yeah- I'm back on the market baby, woo hoo! :D<br />
<br />
Anyway, I know it's a long shot, but I was hoping you might still have some more cards for sale? If not, maybe we can battle- I'd love to see them in action! We can meet up in person if you like to do the trade, or we can do it by eBay or something if you'd prefer.<br />
<br />
Hugs,<br />
<br />
Sydney.}}<br />
<br />
=== A little nibble... ===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Thursday, April 22, 2010 3:23 PM<br />
Subject: Re: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!<br />
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From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com><br />
<br />
To: hugsrfun@yahoo.com<br />
<br />
I'm sorry, you are confusing me with [[Liquid|someone else]]. Although I did USE to go to The Place; [[Michael Snyder]], the "[[Manager]]", banned me from there almost Two Years Ago; he thought I was "[[Pedofork|scaring his customers away]]". I think Two Years is long enough for a ban. >:(<br />
<br />
Have a good and safe day,<br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Thursday, April 22, 2010 3:30 PM<br />
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Subject: Re: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!<br />
<br />
From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com<br />
<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
Oh wow, I'm sorry! Yeah, I must have mixed my Chris' up. I'm pretty sure the Chris I meant to e-mail wasn't called Chandler. But hey, I made a new [[friend zone|friend]], so that's cool too!<br />
<br />
Wow- Michael did that?! He always struck me as a really nice guy. I can't believe he'd ban you for two years- lol! What a dick. Maybe I won't go anymore, haha, I can get [[cards]] online for waaay cheaper anyway.<br />
<br />
So anyway, what've you been up to since Michael banned you? I mostly just hang out at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, although I haven't been for the last like week because my ex-BF is there and I REALLY don't wanna see him at the moment, lol.<br />
<br />
You seem nice- e-mail me back okay?<br />
<br />
Love,<br />
<br />
Sydney.}}<br />
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=== Interest is building ===<br />
[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Chris sent his [[The_Hook_Cafe|Hook Cafe]] image to Sydney, acne scarring and all.]]<br />
{{quotebox|Thursday, April 22, 2010 3:47 PM<br />
Subject: Re: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!<br />
<br />
From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com><br />
<br />
To: hugsrfun@yahoo.com<br />
<br />
I hear you on getting cards online. Don't stop shopping at The Place on my account; they still have other good merchandise as well (last I checked); [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|I went there the other day to ask Mike to lift the ban]]; he repeated over and over Hard "No"s. What you can do for me next time you go there, of which I would appreciate, let me know if they are still selling [[Eye of Judgment]] and [[Universal Fighting Series]] card packs/decks, and tell Mike that you know what he did to me and show him little respect. [[Laughs_Under_Lucricities|LOL]].<br />
<br />
I thank you for the compliment; I feel a little better hearing that. I'm attaching [[Honest Content|a current photo]] of myself; do you have one of yourself to share? And perhaps you and I can hang out sometime.<br />
<br />
It was nice being introduced to you, Syd.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
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=== What a sexy, sexy man ===<br />
[[Image:SydneyKirsch.jpeg|thumb|Sydney sent this modest picture in reply. Chris would later compliment her on her appearance, but either [[fuck quest|not read the text body of her e-mail at all or, if he did, not remember even a single detail about her.]] Hmm.]]<br />
{{quoteboxred|Thursday, April 22, 2010 4:48 PM<br />
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Subject: Re: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!<br />
<br />
From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com<br />
<br />
Hey Chris- wow, that's a nice picture. Is it recent? You look happy. :) And I like your vest- it's really rugged!<br />
<br />
I do actually have a picture- it's a year old I think (maybe?? lol), my old boyfriend took it. He's a professional photographer so it looks WAAAY nicer than I am irl, haha. He did some pretty serious airbrushing and all, but it's me under there, I swear! When we get to know each other better, I'll send you through one 'au naturale', Hehe. He's also the one that drew the heart. :( Now I feel sad, remembering this. Sorry. I guess the pain is still kinda fresh.<br />
<br />
I'll drop by at the Place in the next couple of days and see what they have in stock. If they have those two things, I'll definitely let you know- about talking to Michael, I'll see what I can do, hah, but I can be a little shy sometimes.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I've attached a picture. You seriously seem really nice- I don't know why Michael would react that way, he's always been fair to me, but I guess some people really do have a dark side.<br />
<br />
It was really nice being introduced to you, too- after my boyfriend cheated on me THEN dumped me recently, it's been very nice to hear a friendly voice. I've seriously started to think all men are dicks, but I guess it isn't so!<br />
<br />
Heh, Syd'. I like that. :) One of my old friends did call me that once, I wish she had kept it up, I quite like it. My full name is Sydney Kirsch (It's German in origin, it means '[[Basement Rosechus|cellar]]') just fyi, and also, is it Christian or Chris? Or is Chris short for Christian? What do you prefer?<br />
<br />
What sort of things are you into, Chris? (Or Christian?) I'm a big aircraft girl, I love planes. F16s, F22s- did you know they had the JSF in the new Die Hard movie? I swear, I kinda squealed a bit. It was like a dream come true, seeing it hover like that.<br />
<br />
Anyway, it was nice talking to you! I have to duck out to do some shopping now, I'll be back later.<br />
<br />
Love,<br />
<br />
Sydney.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Thursday, April 22, 2010 4:48 PM<br />
<br />
Subject: P.S.<br />
<br />
From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com<br />
<br />
Oh hey- I realised a mistake- the spellchecker corrected my name from '[[virgin with rage|cherry]]' to 'cellar' because I made a typo. Kirsch means cherry. I don't actually like it, though, because I think Sydney Cherry sounds so freak'n [[retarded]]! Like a [[Crystal|stripper name]] or something, haha.<br />
<br />
Love,<br />
<br />
Sydney.}}<br />
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=== Houston, we have liftoff! ===<br />
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{{quotebox|Friday, April 23, 2010 2:12 AM<br />
Subject: You're Cute. :)<br />
<br />
From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com><br />
<br />
To: hugsrfun@yahoo.com<br />
<br />
You and I should definitely meet up; I feel more comfortable with in-person interactions than [[internet]]. I've had [[Sweetheart|online relationships]] in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me. I'd rather not talk about that now.<br />
<br />
the photo I sent you is recent; I got a [[Homo|trucker]] look going for me. I'm sorry to hear about your ex dumping you. I like to think I am a nice guy; I try to be anyway. :) Allow me some [[Rape|in-person time]] (dates and whatnot), and I will show you some fun and good times. "Christian" or "Chris"; I'm okay either way, so feel free to call me whichever you like better.<br />
<br />
To describe myself...<br />
<br />
I'm 28 years old, 5'10", [[Obesity|average body type]] (don't hold my [[muscle bra|cleveage]] against me, LOL), I have never [[Tobacky|smoked]] and I never will, I'm a [[Chris%27s_Big_Night_Out|social drinker]], I'm a Pisces, and I'm a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church-going]] Methodist.<br />
<br />
I'm [[My Little Pony|young at heart]]. I have a [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book series]]. I would enjoy the company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to [[Mass debating|have fun]] when I am able to, and do [[Death threats|acts of kindness]] when possible.<br />
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I graduated from [[high school]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Piedmong Virginia Community College]] [''sic''] with a Degree and a Certificate in [[Computer Aided Drafting and Design]]. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, [[ShecameforCWC|respect]], [[Autism|empathy]], and [[Death threats|love]]. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.<br />
<br />
I’m really good at<br />
[[Chris and art|Drawing]], [[Chris and English|writing]], [[Medallions of Fail|crafting]], [[Nudes|making well-thought decisions]], [[11042009 51 50|heavy lifting]], [[How to Talk to Girls|holding a conversation]], [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|showing a woman a good time]] (on a date with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out and share).<br />
<br />
The first things people usually notice about me<br><br />
I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. Aside from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and easy to converse with.<br />
<br />
My favorite books, movies, music, and food<br><br />
Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is [[Britney Spears]]); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken.<br />
<br />
The six things I could never do without<br><br />
-(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/Sweetheart.<br><br />
-My Video Games ([[PS3]], [[PSP]], DS and Wii, and all of my older consoles).<br><br />
-[[Chris and his ego|My creative genius]].<br><br />
-[[Chris and sex|Sex]]<br><br />
-[[Chris and health|My good health]].<br><br />
-[[Pedo-Glasses|My glasses]]; I'm nearsighted.<br />
<br />
I copied/pasted my description from my [[OkCupid|OKCupid.com page]] (ChrisCSonichu). Please reply with your age, details and what you would put in your profile. :) Let me give you my cell phone number, 434-760-0848, so you can call me and converse while hearing each others voices. You may inform me of your number in your reply as well, yet if you're calling from the 434 Area Code, I will be likely to pick up. If I miss your call, you can leave a message on my voicemail, and I will return your call.<br />
<br />
Oh, Also, my [[Bob|father]] and I like airplanes too, yet we are more into music and stuff. You seem very knowledgeable and smart; I like that in women. And I'm Liking You, Syd. :)<br />
<br />
I'll TTYL. Stay Safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
=== All about Sydney ===<br />
<br />
[''TL;DR it's just an infodump about Sydney, her likes and her dislikes, etc. Note that the lack of apostrophes in this e-mail was due to user error.'']<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Friday, April 23, 2010 3:39 AM<br />
<br />
Subject: Re: You re Cute. :)<br />
<br />
From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com<br />
<br />
Haha, well, let s take it slow for a little bit, hey? I d love to meet up with you eventually, in fact I guess I d prefer it in the end, but yeah I ve had my share of bad relationships too- I d rather we kinda slowed down a bit at this point if that s okay! Haha... At the moment we are email buddies, let s see where it goes from here.<br />
<br />
Thank you for your kind words regarding my picture. I can be kinda shy when first meeting people, so I use that year-old picture because it s one I know I ll usually not feel really embaresses about (lol).<br />
<br />
I don t have a profile as such at the moment, I try not to keep too much stuff about myself on the internet because I m afraid of [[Chris|creepy stalkers]], lol.<br />
<br />
I guess I ll talk about stuff as it comes, haha. Okay. I m 19 years old (20 soon, OMG I feel old :(), blonde, really short (lol) and obsessed with jets. I a Cancer zodiac sign, which I hate because it s named after [[Bob|a deadly disease]] (lol :(). I sometimes play [[Pokemon]] and stuff but [[Slow-in-the-minds|I m not really good with the rules]] so I always lose. Opps.<br />
<br />
I don t [[smoke]], never have, and I don t [[Alcohol|drink]] these days either. I m a pretty quiet gal, but I love the roar of engines, haha. I guess we all have our personality quirks.<br />
<br />
I have an old clunker of a [[computer]], along with an [[Music|iPad]] and an [[Xbox 360]] which I bought so I could play [[Wikipedia:IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey|IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey]] and [[Wikipedia:Over G Fighters|Over G Fighters]]. I guess I prefer Over G. If you have an Xbox too, we could play together if you want? :)<br />
<br />
I was born in [[Wikipedia:Albany, Western Australia|Albany WA]], alhough I was concieved in Sydney, [[PandaHalo|Australia]] which is where my parents got the name (lol, unimaginative!). I spent most of my school life getting shuttled between Tamworth, Australia and Albany. I would usually change every year or so, depending on what my parents wanted. Those long flights, plus hugely boring stayovers in LAX meant that I got to see lots of jets, inside and out, haha.<br />
<br />
When I graduated high school, I applied to be a pilot in the National Guard, but I was told that since I d spent so long in Australia I might be a security risk, plus I have asthma, so I was denied entry. :( Serious, that was the worst day of my life, I cried for weeks.<br />
<br />
After that, I basically went back to Australia for a while, because my dad got a job there, but six months later his work moved him to VA... And here I am! Hehe. Because I got moved around so much, I barely got to be really close friends with anyone or really stay at any one place for long, which is a real bummer, lol.<br />
<br />
Anywho. It s okay if you don t wanna discuss your past relationships, to be honest, I d rather keep mine to myself too at this point. I m not interested in what happened in the past. Thanks for the offer of your cell phone- I will consider giving you a call once we know each other better. :) Just don t laugh at my accent!<br />
<br />
Anyway, wow. I ve really been rabbiting on about nothing, hahaha... Sorry if I have bored you to tears, my life isn t very exciting. Write me back, okay?<br />
<br />
Love,<br />
<br />
Sydney. (lol. Now you know where I got named after...)}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Saturday, April 24, 2010 2:49 AM<br />
<br />
Subject: Re: You re Cute. :)<br />
<br />
From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com<br />
<br />
Hey Chris, are you there? I replied!<br />
<br />
Love,<br />
<br />
Sydney.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Saturday, April 24, 2010 6:17 AM<br />
<br />
Subject: My ex-boyfriend talked to me today :(<br />
<br />
From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com<br />
<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
I feel [[Heart level|chestfallen]]- my ex-boyfriend talked to me today about some stuff, and now I am very sad, can we have a chat about stuff? Maybe AIM or something? I noticed you were using an AOL account.<br />
<br />
Love,<br />
<br />
Sydney.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Saturday, April 24, 2010 1:23 PM<br />
<br />
Subject: Hey, an idea!<br />
<br />
From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com<br />
<br />
Hey Chrissy,<br />
<br />
I had an idea- I am uncomfortable giving you my number since we just met, buuuuuuuuuut... do you have a Skype account? We can have a Skype phone conversation if you like. :) My account name is hugsrfun, just message me whenever with either a chat or a call... lol<br />
<br />
Just FYI, I leave it on CONSTANTLY, even when I'm asleep, so if you call and I'm not there don't stress out okay?<br />
<br />
Love, <br />
<br />
Sydney.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Sunday, April 25, 2010 2:42 AM<br />
<br />
Subject: Are you ignoring me?<br />
<br />
From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com><br />
<br />
To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com<br />
<br />
Hey Chris,<br />
<br />
Are you ignoring me? Ever since I sent you all that info about myself you haven't replied yet, despite several e-mails. What's wrong?<br />
<br />
Love,<br />
<br />
Sydney.}}<br />
<br />
== Phone call ==<br />
<br />
[''Note that Chris, despite predicting that Sydney would call, apparently has no idea who she is until he gets some serious prompting... and even then he's not 100% sure.'']<br />
<br />
<center><br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Sydney Kirsch Christian Weston Chandler Call 1<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|BkHuc7In_yI}}<br />
| Stardate = 29 [[April 2010]]<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; Sydney Kirsch<br />
| next = Sydney Kirsch Christian Weston Chandler Call 2<br />
}} </center><br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Hey, uh, is this Christian Weston Chandler?<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Is this Sydney?<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> This is Sydney. Yeah. Hey. Oh my God. <br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> I finally get to speak to you. I am so happy. <br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> I mean [''unintelligible''] for a while.<br />
[''Sydney said, "I've been meaning to get in touch with you for a while", but the audio cut out for a second.'']<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean, well, uh. Yeah, well, I mean, uh. I have... I have received your emails and upon my recollection, I don't recall talking to you through email before you sent the email recently, so I am uncertain about... things. So forgive me for being skeptical. <br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Oh no, that's okay. Remember? I'm the- I'm the girl that likes planes... that likes jets? <br />
<br />
[''Pause'']<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Do you remember?<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> No.<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> [''Stammers''] I- I- I-<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> No.<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> I went to [[The GAMe PLACe]]. I mistook you for someone else. <br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> The... GAMe PLACe?<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Yeah. <br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I don't... [[Autism|It still doesn't ring a bell]].<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Okay. Um. Well, anyway, um... I'll... I'll remind you if you like. Um, what happened is we um... I met another guy called Chris uh at The GAMe PLACe and he was selling some Pokémon cards and I thought it was you. Um, 'cause I just Googled Chris and the GAMe PLACe and it came up with you. But you said it wasn't you, and that pic-<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I see. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Uh. Yeah, basically put in a nutshell, [[Michael Snyder|Michael]] was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he [[ban]]ned me from the store.<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Really?<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. <br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> That's so unfair...<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> What an asshole. Yeah, he's an asshole.<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> He always struck me as a really... Yeah, I'm really sorry to hear that. Wow. He's a... he's a dick. I'm sorry about that. Oh, wow.<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> That's just so unfair. <br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Look, um anyway... Hey, look you sent me a picture um... I really liked your picture. You're very, very handsome. Have you ever been told that?<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm. [[Chris_and_his_Ego|Yeah]], [[Barbara#Pampering_of_Chris|I have been told that]], mmm. Thank you for the compliment. <br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Yeah. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. Um. I was just wondering, um... [''Chris talks over Sydney''] cuz we did-<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I think uh... Yeah, I think I got... I think I got a picture from you as well. Uh... Yeah, that's really you, right?<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Yeah, yeah. Um. It's an old picture. I'm sorry I didn't have a more recent one. Um. I have other pictures... that are more recent, but I look... I think I look okay in that picture. My ex-boyfriend took it.<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. <br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> And it's been- it's been heavily airbrushed it, but it is me. <br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... Yeah. Yeah, well let me ask you. How old are you?<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Um. I'm 19. <br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> You're 19? Okay. <br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> So, uh, yeah... So, at this point, you wanted to uh hook up with me or something? I just wanted to make sure I understand. [''Sydney talks over Chris''] The uh... at this point...<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Oh, wow. I would really... Yeah, I would really like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Incredulous''] You would... You would like to hook up with me?<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> And uh... possibly start a [[Fuck Quest|potential relationship]]?<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> I would... Wow. I tell you what, if you would date me, that would be really, really impressive. I... You're a very attractive man and I'm really nothing special, so... <br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. All right. Uh.<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> [''Sydney begins to talk over Chris, but Chris wins''] But I mean look, let's- I do think-<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Let me think about it further and uh... Let me think about it further and I'll uh... and I'll decide on the details for uh... for a possible date. Uh, would uh, tomorrow be too soon?<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Absolutely. Um, I actually, I work as an airline hostess. I'm actually out of [[Charlottesville]] at the moment. Um... but, if you wanted to um... I'll-I'll be back in like, you know... maybe like 8 or 9 days. It depends on what my work does. Um. I travel a lot. <br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> -yeah-<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Uh, but if you... I can check my email like all the time, so if you wanted to email me while... 'Cause, look, I really want to know more about you and I would love... dating you. Um, you're obviously an attractive man.<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. All right. Well, listen, I got to go, but it was nice talking to you so, you take care and have a safe day.<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> All right. Email me, okay?<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Okay. <br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> All right. Thank you, mate. Bye. <br />
<br />
[''Chris leaves the call'']<br />
<br />
<font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Oh, he called me. Oh my God. Oooh... he's so hot. Yeah, I know. He's just wonderful. Oh my God. I can't believe it. I can't believe that he called me. I know. He said we might be able to go out. He said we might be able to-<br />
<br />
[''Tape cuts off'']<br />
<br />
== Radio silence broken ==<br />
<br />
Chris sent an email to Sydney immediately after the call. Notice how he simply copies his dating profile page into the email. He's too lazy to even talk about himself.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Thursday, April 29, 2010 3:09 PM<br />
Subject: Please forgive me.<br />
<br />
From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com><br />
<br />
To: hugsrfun@yahoo.com<br />
<br />
I was in error in memory; I had you confused with [[Jackie|someone else]] who<br />
e-mailed me recently. My bad.<br />
<br />
I better recollected you as I was eating my breakfast and drinking my<br />
coffee. And let me add that You Are Beautiful. You'd be a woman I'd<br />
[[Third date|wait for happily]].<br />
<br />
As for about myself, let me copy/paste my bio from my page on [[okCupid]]...<br />
<br />
I'm young at heart. I have a comic book series. I would enjoy the<br />
company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also<br />
like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when<br />
possible.<br />
<br />
I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated<br />
from Piedmong Virginia Community College with a Degree and a<br />
Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design. When it comes to<br />
what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and<br />
love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my<br />
best to give it to them.<br />
<br />
I am looking for a woman who is honest and will love me for me, and sex<br />
is an eventual must; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young<br />
at heart, pretty, 18-28-years old, lives in, or around, the<br />
Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas,<br />
smoke-free, non-black and single.<br />
<br />
What I’m doing with my life<br />
I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my projects<br />
and helping my family. I also work on my art projects, get some<br />
exercise in; all that good stuff.<br />
<br />
I’m really good at<br />
Drawing, writing, crafting, making well-thought decisions, heavy<br />
lifting, holding a conversation, showing a woman a good time (on a date<br />
with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out<br />
and share).<br />
<br />
The first things people usually notice about me<br><br />
I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When<br />
I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. Aside<br />
from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and easy to converse<br />
with.<br />
<br />
My favorite books, movies, music, and food<br><br />
Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my<br />
favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite<br />
singer is Britney Spears); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken.<br />
<br />
The six things I could never do without<br><br />
-(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/Sweetheart.<br><br />
-My Video Games (PS3, PSP, DS and Wii, and all of my older consoles).<br><br />
-My creative genius.<br><br />
-My good health.<br><br />
-My glasses; I'm nearsighted.<br><br />
-Food/Water<br />
<br />
I'll leave you with that for now, and you are welcome to reply with more or less of your own Bio Specs. :)<br />
<br />
BTW, you live in the Charlottesville, VA area, am I right? I want to make sure, so I can rest assure I won't have to drive farther to your pad (should the "Bonus Round" begin).<br />
<br />
Stay Sweet and Safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
== OH SHI- ==<br />
<br />
[''Things are going along smoothly, right?'']<br />
<br />
<center><br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Sydney Kirsch Christian Weston Chandler Call 2<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|btKn-6cAB3k}}<br />
| Stardate = 1 [[May 2010]]<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; Sydney Kirsch<br />
| next = <br />
}} </center><br />
<br />
===Transcript ===<br />
<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Hey, Chris. This is, um... Sydney. How are you- how are you goin'?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Um... yeah. I'm, so- Uh, listen. I know about you and your little game. I've read the [[troll]] forum. You're actually in Australia. You cannot fool me anymore. Goodbye.<br />
<br><font color="YellowGreen">'''Sydney:'''</font> Um... Yeah, I- I am Australian.<br />
<br>[''Tape cuts off'']<br />
<br />
== Epilogue ==<br />
<br />
It is probable that, after her dismal failure, [[Clyde Cash]] had the woman [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|broken dead]]. Such is the fate of those who fail Clyde.<br />
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[[CatKnight Interview 2|After two other successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan Arthur Spatchcock makes a glorious return with his greatest interview yet of the [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler on 2 February 2016.<br />
<br />
== Highlights ==<br />
<br />
Arthur Spatchcock questions Chris about some information about his past that Arthur and his associates found here on the CWCki, such as the [[BlueSpike]] incident, death of Chris's pet cat [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]], etc. Chris also performs his nightmare fuel [[Donald Duck impersonation]], and states he once received a Tupperware full of '''HORSE''' manure. The two then discuss a bit of business and Sir Arthur Spatchcock suggest Chris do a demonstration of his incredible voice acting with his [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibo]] and himself.<br />
<br />
[[Image:Horsemanure.png|240px|thumb| A theory on how Chris might have known it was horse shit in the container.]]<br />
<br />
== Audio ==<br />
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview3/s-U64WP here].<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Hello, Christine?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, hello Arthur.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, how are you doing today?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm alright.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Fantastic—<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Al—alright—let's get down to the, uh, what are your new questions and inquiries?<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, yes, my associate has spent the last few days unfortunately looking over the C-W-C-I-K-I, what was it called again?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> The CWCki.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> The CWCki. I see. Yes, they were overlooking it and they came across a few more slightly less than appropriate things and they really wanted to get some clarification about those.<br/> <br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I told them I'd contact you, and get the straight-and-narrow answers right from the horse's mouth.<br/> <br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. Alright, well, fire away.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright. Well, that's not all I have; I also have a few more Sonichu questions that are much more business-oriented, but let's get the ''horrible'' things out of the way first. How's that sound?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, that sounds very good.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright. Well, we're gonna start off right with the biggest issue, I think, it's—I'm going to call it the BlueSpike incident.<br/> <br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh yes, the, uh, that was the uh, one of my theoretical ex-girlfriends, who turned out to be a, y—who turned out to be a troll, turned out to be an immature boy, I have no idea whether he's alive or not, whatever, still. B—but anyways, aside from that, and I—so I ended up making a drive all the way from Cleveland, Ohio, and uh... then I ended up with a fi—I ended up going to the address that was provided there, and, uh, d—and the p—em, BlueSpike was not there at all, just an old woman and the house looked run-down, nearly run down as well.<br/> <br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That's just horrible, why would someone do that?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[sigh]]''] Well, they're either bored, jealous, immature, what have you, all the stereo—amongst the stereotypical reasons.<br/> <br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I bet it was jealousy. Alright, now the next thing that falls into the same cate''gory'' is: did he actually have you—did y—I nee—I need to know if you faked this or not—did he actually have you insert broken pieces of your medallion into your rectum?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, unfortunately, that... is true.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That's just horrible. How could that happen? That's—I can't believe it. Oh my god.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I believe a—I believe at that time my PlayStation Network account was being held hostage as well... if I remember correctly.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, okay, so he was holding your thing hostage, so you were just forced into a situation you didn't like. I could understand that.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, and then I—and then I—later on I finally realized that all the time I should have called Sony and actually had them, pa—re—patch up the password and that would have fixed it, I wouldn't have had to go through all that. So that's too—that's big lesson learned, and ingrained into my memory, against my will, pretty much.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes, it sounds horrible, I can't believe it myself, but it hurts me to think that happened to you.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> But enough about that, um, okay, we covered that, I'm glad we got that out of the way first and foremost, the um, the next thing is, um, it's not so much important, but they wanted to make sure because of, y'know, animal rights activists and whatnot, um, when your [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]], which by the way: I feel for you, it's a horrible thing to have happen to anybody—<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> even though it wasn't the whole thing, thankfully, but still, um, there were rumors being passed around the CWCki, as you called it, that one of your pets died.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, one cat. His name was [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]]—the, uh, cleaners found his body behind the toilet upstairs and—died of smoke inh—inhalation.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, that's horrible. My—my heart goes out to you.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, anyway, anyway—we buried his body in the back yard, and uh, and had a moment of silence there and all that.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> It's a horrible way to lose a pet, but, you know, I understand that hopefully he didn't die painfully.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[sigh]]''] Well, I wish I could have—wish I'd known that he was up there, I would've gotten him out when we were all getting out.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, at least you're alive, and that's what matters.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Now that we've covered that, I mean, I mean, we don't want the animal rights activists to come running forward and think that you didn't care enough, you just let the pet die.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, yeah, I did care, and for a while we thought that he had gotten out, but we were not totally positive, but then we finally came to closure after the cleaners found the body, so—[''[[sigh]]''] my other cat Lucy missed him very much, but su—and, uh, recently we adopted another male cat from the SPCA, eh...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> It's always nice to adopt rather than get a new kitten. It's always nice to adopt.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. And m—and I wanted to make sure it was an adult cat though, I didn't want to go for a kitten at the time, and it was male, so—eeyel, he and Lucy are getting along fairly well.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright, now this is—this is a slight business question, but um, on the CWCki, it mentions something about you losing a job before, from terrifying a small child.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[sigh]]''] No, no—uh, y—uh, that, yeah that was, uh, someon—that was nearly the beginning of the decade, uh, well, millennium. Uh, when I had—when I was working at Wendy's for the few months, I did not terrif—there was a child crying, [[Chris and English|because child was tired]]; I had nothing to do with making that child cry. Had nothing to do with it whatsoever, and when I—and I was just, happened to be at the same table, nearby, when—as it was happening, and I went by there, an—ano—I wa—I wanted to help them be on their way, so I got—so I offered to get them a lid for their baked potato they were having, and I got them a lid for their baked potato.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So it—'cause it says on the CWCki, it had something to do with Donald Duck.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''using [[Donald Duck impersonation]]''] I tried to—I tried to like, entertain the children with the Donald Duck voice. [''quacking noises'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''normal voice''] But yeah, that was not the case at that time.<br/> <br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That was pretty good! I like that, that's nice. That completely caught me off guard. [''stilted laugh'']<br><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That was funny.<br/><br />
[''brief silence'']<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So he nothing to do with that. But nice to know, I just—still, it's nice to see—your voice acting's pretty impressive, 'cause I was actually going to ask you, later on, that um, we'll save it for the end though. Let's wait 'til we get near that first.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> I—I think you mean, if I'm to differentiate between my own voice and the voice of Sonichu, yeah, there will be a slight difference.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, don't worry; I—I have an idea at the end, that I'd just love for you to do, but we'll save it for the end when we get near that.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>'Cause, after all, I wanna get these questions punched out, real quick-like, and then we can go on to a little business talk, and then I can share some more information with you.<br/> <br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[sigh]]'']<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> But first, next question: uh, this one is the last, uh this is the last one from the CWCki, and the rest of it's business-associated-wise, really. Um, this question is, it has something to do with your church. We don't want religious people coming after us thinking you're anti-Semitic, or you're atheist, or something like that.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> I am none of those things.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> None of those things. So, it says on the CWCki you were kicked out of your previous church.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, yeah—that was—yeah, that was because the, uh, pa—because my past friend Joshua Martinez, uh, shi—uh, show, shared with the pastor of that church about, uh, my Faceb—about my My—not sure if it was my MySpace—yeah, I think it was my MySpace page that I used to have, um, yeah, I had, uh, there were a few images of, uh, women—of women on there, at the time, and, uh, he did not like that. And so he inform—he informed me that I was not welcome to his con—to his church there.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, okay. And—<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, so, it was just a—that was the only matter. It had nothing to do with [[Chris and English|Semitism]] or whatever, all of that. Nothing to do with any of that.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> And are you getting along with your current congregation?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. I'm—and I'm still walking to the ch—to my current church, I just have not been there in a long time.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, it's understandable, understandable, you don't make it every Sunday, after all.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, that's—that's like the last real, y'know, ''personal'' question in the sense of how deep you wanna go into the CWCki. Everything else is just based on everyday life. Like, for example, I have a few questions about Impulse. Impulse is a club, I believe?<br><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>Yes, it's a LGBTQ club in Charlottesville, Virginia, open on Fridays and Saturday—Friday and Saturday nights.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> And, do you go often?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I have not been in a while, but I did go there about near every—about near ev—near every Saturday night for a while, I was looking to meet more women.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ah, more women. It's a good place to go.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. Yeah.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So it's it's-<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [interrupting Arthur] It was a good place.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So, technically, going to Impulse is an impulse for you.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Ha! [pause] Tha- That- That's a fairly good play on words there. Um, not really but it's- I do- I realize I- I give it a try after I figure myself out, uh, the couple of- The few- The couple of years ago. That was uh, lesbian trasformate.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, okay, because I saw that and I don't think that's going to be a big deal with this show. After all there's all kinds of, there's all kinds of people involved with entertainment these days that our transsexual or lesbian or gay, doesn't matter anymore. That's not a big thing. People won't worry about that.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [interrupting Arthur] Right... Um yeah but I think uh I do understand that the uh general question um among which [pause] about the uh group, of women that usually went there... really big... and all that. Sorta like a name calling, but no, that was not the case, because uh, I did not know all their names... uh the manager had slipped- I taped a uh piece of paper onto the uh counter at the part... at the part side closet to the uh stage. Yeah. He called them the uh quote unquote, "Itty bitty titty per- parade". Sometin' like that.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I think the terminology is "Itty Bitty Titty Committee".<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, that was it. But anyway, um, yeah because I did not know their names, that was just, I mean I didn't- it- it came to my mind, so that's, was just a... offhand reference. Had nothin' to do with my opinions, or anything- or what- or anything that- it- I was just borrowing the term.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, alright, understandable. Hey, we all say dumb things.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay! Last one, and then straight to Sonichu. It's gonna be perfect. Um, I noticed on the CWCki, it mentions that every once in a while, you get... gifts? And donations? From people, sometimes surprising, sometimes anticipated?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. Yes.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Wh-what kind of things do you get? I mean exactly, I mean I hope you're not getting, like, shoe boxes full of cat poop, or... You know...<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh, no no no, um, so that does not happen, very often... Uh, only once... time, only one time, though, somebody had sent me a Tupperware full of... Horse manure... And we put that- and we put that in the-<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> [''stifled laughter, breaking character''] I'm sorry, no, you gotta be kiddin'- [''in character''] no. That's just wrong.<br><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. That- th- anyway w- we put that in the trash immediately after we figured that-<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I would hope so!<br/><br />
(''pause'')<br><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br/><br />
(''pause'')<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, so- like- but- like- d'you get money or is it like, um, like useful household items like soap or toilet paper, things like that?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, yeah, they ha- ye- ma- ye- yeah especially after the, uh, fire, we have received a few helpful... Items... In- in th- in the mail. Uhh, we have received m- we have received s- some monetary donations around Christmas time, like, um... One or two actual, functional, gift cards to be redeemed, but uh- but somebody, uhh, one or two sent me EMPTY gift cards, as a... Joke.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> (''uncaringly'') Now that's just mean...<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah but it's like, uh, y'know, I don't ha- I don't have to actually go out, uh, and be like "Oh I'm going to use the gift card! I don't know whether it's blank or not!" No, I verify them through the, uh, 800 number, that the web address lists on there.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, that's clever.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... I mean it- it bothers me that- it bothers me only a little bit, it ticks me off only minorly, but I've pretty much gotten used to that, along with the other... prank... bad... thing... uh... gifts, or... le- or hate mail, as to put it. And I just know to, just overlook this- just overlook that, and be like... Heck with it.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well heck I'd always look inside all of 'em, just to make sure there's not a card inside, or something.<br><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So, okay! I think that covers all of the immmm- little tiny inconsequential questions, now it's time for some straight up business talk. And we're gonna start right off great, you're gonna love this.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ummm... There's talk about a game, but I can't go too far into it yet, but umm... If there was a game, how would you like it to be? Would it be an adventure game, would it be a platforming game, an RPG, a puzzle game?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhhhhh... I think it'd be, I think it'd be uhh... mix of which but I think it would mostly be traditional platforming.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Mmm-kay.<br><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> And uh with uh and uh with uh [pause] Uh I'd say inspired by the uh by the past Sonic the Hedgehog games but um... not- not totally. Be more... more among what I- what I figure ya know? I- I mean only inspired by but not totally copying. I mean, it's not like Sonic could naturally shoot lightning bolts at enemies.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> No, no. Of course not, of course not. And if um, if this did happen, would the game follow the Sonichu story, like in the comics, like would you just recycle existing storylines or would you create a brand new storyline just for the game?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Uh, yeah--<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: --a brand new storyline just for the game?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah, I would definitely see-- I would say initially, among which, yes, based on what I've done so far, and then also introducing new elements, and [parts?].<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay, okay. All right, so um, another question is: some of my associates have actually seen your videos with the Amiibos and stuff, and um, they noticed you have a LOT of them. Are you, are you constantly making them, or do you just, like, move the same ones around a lot?<br><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Um, I mean, umm... it's not like to... make 'em all the time and then have 'em ready for distribution at once. Uh, no, it's that, what [sounds?]-- that would be like, totally kind of a waste, there, and then I'd just have rooms full of figures that nobody had purchased. Yeah, no, I make--<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: So you just--<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah, no, I do--<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: You just make them to order?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah, I do it as they-- as they come in, yeah.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay, okay. Makes sense, much more practical.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Especially-- especially on the uncommon material figures for the-- what I would use for the chip and the base.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: So, uh... how much do you usually make from your Am-- figurines and medallions? Ballparking, for business.<br><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Uhh, I'd say about, um... I'd, I estimate around... I'd say about around... ten dollars profit, but that's my est-- that's just a guess off the top of my head, I've never really thought about it totally, but...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Well I mean if-- I mean like in a total, like a, like a single sum number; like, if you took all your figures, all the Amiibos, all the medallions, all the comics you sold, how much do you think you've made in total?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Uhh, but yeah, uh, initially, it did come up to like, uhh, over a th-- over a thousand doll-- over a thousand dollars when I started making the Sonichu figures on-- and selling them on Ebay.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay, okay, so we're on a thousand dollars. All right. Um, if we were to BUY the Sonichu name off of you? Like the rights? How much would that be worth to you?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: ...Uh, I would have to totally be involved with every project...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Oh no no, I understand that, I'm just saying, like, in the sense of if you were going to sell the rights, but you could still be involved, like Stephen King.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Right. Umm... I'm not sure, umm... I'm gonna-- I'm gonna estimate over a million.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Over a million. So just like a straight million, 1.5, two mil?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay. So, yeah, that's okay. Small number, most people go for fifteen mil, easy, right off the top.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Hmm. All right, well...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: It's too late, you already said a million.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: I don't, I don't-- I don't know everything, and, uh, still...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: I'm just-- I'm just messing with you, Chris, don't worry. Hahaha! That kind of stuff will come together in a congre-- will come together in a meeting, and there'll be a contract, and there'll be a lawyer involved, we wouldn't just throw it out there and then just like, give you one choice.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Right.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: It'd be a lot of negotiation crap. All kinds of 'bleugh' stuff, nothing important, really. Um, now, here's an-- here's one question, and it's a little bit about your mother, Barbara. Um... I know she's getting on in years, and I'm not trying to say, you know, anything bad, but um--<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Right.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: If this goes through, um, and you move-- and you end up moving to London, umm--<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: [''stress sigh'']<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Are you going-- are you going to be able to live by yourself, if your mother passes?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: I would have-- I would definitely need a lotta, lotta money in order for that to make me feel more secure, and I definitely would want my s-- my future, my sweetheart future wife...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Ohh.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Uh, that's secure. I'd want everyth-- I would feel a lot, lot better if everything was secure, but initially, I don't feel like I could do fair-- I don't think I could do fairly well, initially, financially, and uhh, much else, mentally, emotionally, by myself.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Yes, you said 'sweetheart,' you have a girlfriend?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yea-- no, I still don't have one yet.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Oh, ah. I apologize, I don't mean to pry.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Right.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: But other than that, um... So, you'd be able to do something, but at only under the, uh, the aspect--<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah, after--<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: --of having financial security?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah, after I've, uh, after I feel much-- after I've gotten-- after I find, and-- after I feel more emotionally, financially, secure and everything.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay, okay. All right. And uh, I remember earlier you said something about the, uh, the-- uh, [?], the videos? I mean, I haven't made videos out of this, I just save them as, uh, audio files.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Oh yeah, uhh, yeah, [I asked you if I?], yeah--<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: If you want copies, I can get you copies, no problem. I'll just send them to you. But all I do is I share them with my, uh, associates. I just play them at the meetings we have.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Quite. Uh, but, I mean, yeah, I just-- I would put that on my Facebook to-- so that, so that everybody would be sure to hear the, uh, intervie-- hear the interview and all that. Get the straight-up stories, and...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Of course, of course.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: All the good stuff.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Now I said I had an idea for you at the end of this, and I think it'd be perfect. It's a little two-in-one deal, that I think my associates would absolutely fucking love.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Hmm.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Let's take your two Amiibos, one for Sonichu and one for Christine, and uh, we'll get the camera on them, and you can show off your merchandise AND show off a little bit of your voice-acting at the same time.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Oh. Okay, well I mean the difference to being this and the, uh, pitch, uh, Sonichu would be a higher pitch. Compared to me.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay. Well, they just want-- they just want a really short thing. Like, just like, I don't know, just a little bit of pantomime with the two characters.<br><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Hm.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Just make them have a conversation with each other for like, a minute? Maybe even thirty seconds.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah, all right, well I will think about that. Take it under great consideration.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Of course, of course. You're not being forced to do anything, but it'd really push the thing. Now before I go -- as I said, I've covered everything we need to cover in this meeting -- there are a few other projects that are being thrown on the table. After all, this is a-- this is an animation company, then we've got shows coming in all the time. We've got, we've got another show that involves an actual hedgehog character, and I've got somebody competing with me to get this show made...<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: [''vague stress noises'']<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: It's been in works for years, and he's tried to-- he's been promoting it like crazy himself. I've got another guy who's trying to get some 'Generation Z' show going; he's some celebrity named Hayden Black, he sounds like a fucking idiot, I don't know who he is, but he's got his show, and I'm trying to get yours on top of the heap.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: All right. Uhh, but yeah, you can send me the-- you can tell me if-- you can type it all out and send it to me in an email. I'll be able to understand it completely better then.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay. But other than that, I think we've covered everything, Chris. This covers EVERYTHING. Next time I call you, I will have an answer for you about where things are going to go.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: ...All right, good. I will, thank-- thank you for the uhh, interviews, and uh, I'll talk to you next time.<br><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Of course, Chris...tine, take care.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: All right, take care, bye bye.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Bye.<br />
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'''Jeff Ouzuo''' (also known as '''Francine Ouzuo''') is a mysterious troll that has appeared in late 2015. According to Chris, Jeff/Francine was selling unofficial ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' merchandise as well being the one that was behind the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' fangame. She was born in Pittsburgh, moved to the state of Washington because she didn't feel safe, and has not been doing the transition well, according to Chris, and later moved on to Seattle. She has pretended to be Chris in a website or two. In January 21, 2016, Jeff/Francine was sent to jail for unknown reasons.<br />
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==History==<br />
Jeff/Francine first appeared selling ''Sonichu'' themed clothing on [[wikipedia:Zazzle|Zazzle]]. Chris's new mysterious manager probably informed Chris of this and also stated that he was the one behind the CWC Adult Chronicles fangame. In November 17, 2015, Chris made his first video about Jeff/Francine, titled [[Doxing Jeff/Francine]], in which he wanted to get an amount of profit generated from Jeff/Francine's merchandise or otherwise shut down Jeff's/Francine's shop. In a later video, posted two days later entitled [[I Am me; He is not]], Chris continues to misgender Jeff's/Francine's because he has "no female soul whatsoever", as well claiming that they sound like a high pitched choirboy. Chris does not understand the [[hypocrisy]] of misgendering others but being upset when he is not given female pronouns. He also claims that the reason Jeff/Francine moved away from Pittsburgh is because a couple of [[Niggos|black men]] made him run away from the city, because he had "no balls to begin with" and according to Chris, he has been collecting Social Security from three different states. On the same video, Chris claims that Jeff/Francine is [[Chris and his ego|jealous of him]] because he created Sonichu and Rosechu, criticizing Chris's [[Obesity|weight]] and his [[Chris and art|"art" skills]].<br />
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They also had a OKCupid article that had the following information, which Chris did not notice that it was a parody:<br />
:''"Oh, [[Father Call#Literature and Health|I don't read books because it's too hard]]. My favorite movies are [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls and [[November 2015 Facebook Posts#Now the Review|The Peanuts Movie]]. And My Little, my favorite shows are My Little Pony and Frasier! My favorite music is [[Britney Spears|anything only middle-school girls would listen to]]. And my favorite food is [[Facebook statuses|apple slices]] from [[McDonald's]]. I eat there a lot because it's healthy good! Could never do without my Seattle lesbian transwoman community Member Of The Year Award."''<br />
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From the same video, Chris claims that Jeff/Francine is homeless and used Chris's name to get some [[China|china]] as well claiming that Jeff/Francine beat up his/her father for not accepting him/her's new gender. Other claims that Chris made on that video were that Jeff/Francine was arrested for urinating in a children's playground and he has a lemon fetish.<br />
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Three days later, Chris uploads a new video entitled [[Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.]], in which Chris reads a response from Jeff/Francine after Chris sent a list of demands to him. Here's the list of demands that Chris made:<br />
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:''“I’ll forgive you and move forward under the following conditions. Firstly, considering your income amount per year on the "Sonichu gifts", and how many years your store has been up and running, I want you to send directly to me no less than $120,000. Second, as I am deciding on opening a Zazzle branch of Cwcville Shopping for apparel and such, such gifts, with the image-, imagery direct from me, uh, I want you to remove the following items from your shop, as they are most direct to my drawing style and original past content: the Sonichu belt buckles, Rosechu vest t-shirts, Sonichu Battle Ringer t-shirts, Sonichu ‘Time to Zap’ t-shirt, CWC "‘Manchild’" shirt, and the Chris trucker hat. Among which I will personally redo these items on my shop, and I want no reports or complaints from you or anyone else. Third, morally, I want you to personally contact each and every person you have introduced yourself to under my name, and inform ‘em all of your real legal name. I want you to come clean. And I want you to present each of them with references and links of my own Facebook and Etsy pages, validating and confirming who Christian/Christine Weston Chandler really is: me, not you. And finally, I want to assume lead director and main consultant on the CWC Adult Chronicles video game currently on the internet. I will personally play it through, clarify, verify, and clean up details of the story, plot, and everything within it. And upon accoming console release, I wanna sign all the papers and be heavily credited and everything.”''<br />
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Jeff/Francine's response was:<br />
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:''“My apologies, Christine Weston Chandler, the official creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the electric-hedgehog Pokemon. You win. I submit my total and unconditional surrender to you. When I saw your last video, your words cut me to the core. You exposed me for who I really am—just an impostor of a truly talented, one-of-a-kind, special, beloved across the internet, female author with the dedication to create more than eleven issues of the Sonichu comic and handmade merchandise. I was wrong to take your identity for my own personal financial and sexual gains. I did this because I am truly your greatest fan. You are the person that I always dreamed of being. You are a beautiful feminine soul and a famous artist. I am but a poor homeless loser with ass-burgers who roams the streets of Seattle looking for cheap drubs and an easy trib. I am nothing in comparison to who you are. I am sorry I impersonated you to so many women. They could usually figure it out after a while anyway. My breasts are not as full and transitioned as yours, and it brought quite a lot of disappointment when I finally got to second base with them. It was also increasingly obvious that I was not you because when I would eventually trib with them, it became clear that I had no experience in the bedroom, and even tried to use the wrong hole once. So many women who thought they were fulfilling their ultimate fantasy were duped by me. I also had trouble pulling off your look because I am balding and must wear a wig, and am forced to wear my mom’s old hand-me-downs. I will also be handing over to you the official certificate recognizing you as Seattle lesbian transgender community Member Of The Year, since I used your identity to win the award, and you are the one who really deserves it. I pray that you accept this title and honor. That goes hand-in-hand with the payment of $120,000 you requested from me. I will make that payment that payable as, to you as soon as possible. My sincerest, heartfelt apologies. I am transitioning back to Jeff, as I am not worthy to be the feminine spirit you are. Jeff.”''<br />
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As usual, Chris misses the sarcasm of the letter and took it seriously and made the aforementioned video to showcase the fact that he has forgiven Jeff/Francine for making unofficial Sonichu merchandise. This was the point some thought that the Chris x Jeff/Francine battle would end, but it wasn't the end. It was only the beginning. Fast-foward January 2016, Chris [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.|announces a lesbian sleepover party]], but there was a problem. Jeff/Francine also set up a Lesbian Sleepover Party. Chris responded with the video [[Update 01/12/2016]], in which he showed no respect to a fellow transgender woman and said that they needed to pay his royalties and encouraged people to not go to Jeff/Francine's party. Something odd happened 5 days later, as Chris uploaded a new video entitled [[Update 1/17/2016]], in which he encouraged people to ''go'' to Jeff/Francine's party in a sarcastic tone. In January 21, 2016, Chris made a post on his Facebook celebrating the fact that Jeff/Francine was sent to jail.<br />
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==Jeff/Francine's True Identity==<br />
Jeff/Francine's true identity is a mystery to Christorians. At first, Jeff/Francine was thought to be CWCki Forums user Maple, due Chris stating that they were the creator of the CWC Adult Chronicles fangame and Maple being the true creator of the game. In reality, they are not the same people - Maple herself responded to Chris's antics, but Chris never seemed to realize that after that, Maple's involvement had effectively concluded. At the time Chris posted the information that Jeff/Francine was sent to jail, people started to think that Jeff/Francine was Nick Bate, another infamous lolcow.<br />
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==Chris's hypocrisy==<br />
The videos Chris made on the topic of Jeff/Francine brought to light new layers of Chris's hypocrisy. The main one is the misgendering of a fellow transgender woman, which is a consistent theme throughout every single produced media Chris has made about Jeff/Francine. The other thing is that Chris's claims that Jeff/Francine had used his name to get laid, but as many Kiwi Farms users pointed out, if it was so easy for them to get laid using Chris's name, then how does he doesn't get some too? Once again, it is another layer of [[Chris and his ego|Chris's ego]].<br />
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In Chris's post about Jeff/Francine's arrest, he said that they were"[...][[Chris and his ego|Egocentric, Self-Centered, Narcissistic]], [[Chris and health#Mental health|Sociopathic, probably Psychopathic]], [[Women's rights|Sexist]], probably [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|Paranoid]], [[Autism|Insecure]], unable to maintain having learned Anything from past misdeeds and errors[...]" and compared him (for some reason) to Daffy Duck ([[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!|which is not the first time that has compared someone to Daffy Duck]]). In an ironic twist of fate, the way that Chris described Jeff/Francine is an almost perfect description of himself.<br />
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'''[[Chris]]'s [[Semen|Specimen]] Sample''', titled "horrible" by the uploader, is a video that was leaked on [[February 2016|February 27, 2016]] to the Kiwi Farms by Marvin. In this video, we see Chris walk up stairs to his [[kitchen]], which is notably more cleaner than usual, and pull out his [[Semen|"specimen"]] in a tupperware box from a freezer. What Chris doesn't realize is that by throwing samples of [[navy]] into a standard freezer, the ice crystals created ruin any cells in the samples, thus making them useless.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''Chris is sitting on his bed.''<br />
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'''Chris''' : Hello [smark and Ellie?] this is- I'm Christine Chandler.<br />
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''[[Pollo]] comes to investigate, and wanders in front of the camera.''<br />
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'''Chris''' : [indecipherable baby-speak to the cat]<br />
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'''Chris''' : Anyway so, this is me and uh I'm the one who's uh ([[Speech Impediment|gonferna litmus?]]) sperm out put a- put a fresh sample earlier today I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment.<br />
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'''Chris''' : I guess I am a lesbian [[Transformers|transform man]] [transwoman?] and I have I been famous write characters and books and whatnot for over a decade.<br />
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'''Chris''' : This is everything says true and I think I regret [would be things?] I've recorded in the past blackmailed into doing or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly.<br />
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'''Chris''' : Let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all.<br />
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''[Chris gets off his enormous ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his [[manboobs]] most of the way.]''<br />
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''[Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with a white, frozen mass sitting at the bottom.]''<br />
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'''Chris''' : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put down today, labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the older samples.<br />
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'''Chris''' : Yeah, that was like less than a year ago.<br />
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''(Chris faces camera, smug expression on his [[Tomgirl|not-remotely-feminine]] face)''<br />
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'''Chris''' : Yeah well that's all very well and good and everything so hopefully y'all will [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|all consider me for your donor]].<br />
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'''Chris''' : Thank you and have a good day.<br />
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[[CatKnight Interview|After a successful interview]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite TRUE and HONEST Christine Weston Chandler on 26 January 2016.<br />
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== Highlights ==<br />
[[File:Coles.jpg|right|thumb|200px|THE Cole Smithey.]]<br />
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Chris mentions his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] after a long time, mentions his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review and disagrees with his half-brother's opinion only to after mention that he hasn't watched ''Toy Story 3''. Arthur is impressed to meet a relative of THE Cole Smithey. Chris and Arthur talk about the CWCki, Chris's time at jail, Bob's death, THe GAMe PLACe's shutdown, Chris's art, [[Sonichu the animated series|Sonichu: The Animated Series,]] as well the reveal that Chris has a friend that is apparently able to hack the CWCki and make it more "positive". Chris also talks about [[Megan]] after a long time, only to repeat the same old story.<br />
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== Audio ==<br />
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/chrisinterview2/s-avffG here].<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Hello?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ah, that's much better.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. Okay, so, what do you want to talk about?<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh all kinds of things Christine, all kinds of things. I got a hold of my superiors and we sat down and we had a long meeting.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mhmm.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> And we covered a lot of things, they listened to the conversation and they were impressed, implicably so even. But they do, have a few issues. And well I can't deny it the biggest thing working against you right now is the C-W-C-I-K-I.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I think you mean, yeah, you mean the CWCki, yeah.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> The CWCki, is that what it is? Okay, so the CWCki, yes. Now I told them that that website is in no way whatsoever affiliated with you professionally.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's right.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> But even under that guise they still took the time to look through it themselves and they did come across a few things that they can't deny as fact. So, I told them that I would contact you and find out a few more details about a few particular aspects if you don't mind.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's fine, fire away.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright, the first one that comes up is your alleged court case involving GameStop.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, yes that was uh, unfortunate. But, um, ah, that did happen but in my- but in my defense I was, very much, spooked and quite surp- and quite scared upon the event, and upon having encountered similar situations before, I had not been able to defend myself as bet- as best as I could. Um, but unfortunately yes that has happened, but the court case has cleared up and ah.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Really? How did that turn out?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I, I went to each of my, went to each of the court trials as scheduled and everything and ah, you know and anyway, everything's all cleared up and I just have a few, just have a, the old court fines that I'm still paying off.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> The court fines? Though no sentences or anything? No incarceration?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Right, no sentences or incarceration.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay okay, and how long were you arrested before you were released? That's just a small question.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah, yes, that was, you know I was arrested at the night of December 26th, 2014 and uh, I was put, I did not, I was not able to get back home until the following Monday<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh my!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> So, yes so I spent a weekend hibernating in, jail.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I hope they fed you well.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> *Sigh,* Ah, yes.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Teas and biscuit or ah, cheese burgers or pizza? I don't know, I've never been arrested.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, well actually it was more like, bit of, bit of meat, um, little bit of fruit, and some milk and juice, and water.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, alright, sounds about pretty common jailtime grub I guess.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Quite.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright. So we covered the little bit of, the jail indecencies and all that stuff. Now they mentioned another thing, and this one really caught their attention, because this was the big court case. Michael. Snyder.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah yes, the previous, the owner of the, closed down Game and Hobby Place, ah.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh it's closed down now?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, it's been, yes it's been closed for about a year or two now.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Is it? Ahh.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, it's now been, it's now a, it's now a, ah store for chocolates...<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Really? Do you go there often?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ahhh, no. But I've drove, no but I've driven by there so I have, so that's how I, that's how I know.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Hey you should stop by sometime, take a look around the place, see what they've done with it<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I don't think it is, I don't think it's as good a justice as it used to be. But anyway, um, aside from that um, yeah, two, s, yeah, pretty much nearly true except for exaggerations and the obvious fantasies they have from but yeah, um, about April, Snyder had a ship, a chip on his shoulder against me so he banned me from there, and ah, then, then the couple of years later I came in there asking, I came in there and talked him and asked him to lift the ban and he said, and he was really [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|cold-hearted]] and said no so then a couple of years later I tried again, still no, and then ah, shortly after my father's passing in 2011, ah, it takes a, my brain's a little slow you'll have to forgive me there<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> It's no problem. Take your time.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, anyway, am so after his death. Yeah my mother and I were out and we were driving by and we noticed a sign that said 'under new management,' so, so I took a guess that Snyder was out of the picture and then, my mom and I we both went in and he was there and he [[28 October 2011|immediately called the police against us and my mother and I ended up having to spend a night in jail]] because of that, but yeah, after ah, the months with the uh, with the court trials and ah, ah shoot I'm trying to think of it, um. Uh, we were not, we were not sentenced to prison or anything bad like that, we had, we had to check in with ah, somebody every once about once a month or so, um, pretty much, uh, I, I have to plead closer to mind as far as the term that came up to my head. I would say, um some sort of parole but supervised, but then after that trial went about it became unsupervised so, and then we became free from that.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright. Sounds good to me.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah but it did kill us, pretty much nearly all remaining fund that Mr C my father, had left to us.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes, God rest his soul.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Now we've covered that, the next question that came up was um... do you actually have a brother by the name of Cole Smithey, or is that just a horrible troll joke?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh no, it's true. My half-brother, Joseph Cole Smithey. My mother gave birth to him, um, yeah, has his own mental and physical traumas, um... He left uh, he left my, he left our mother and had a chip on his shoulder against her, uh, moved to New York, and became the mo-- became the movie critic with his own website, Cole Smithey dot com.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Wait a minute, he's THE Cole Smithey, the movie critic?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, he's quite well known over here, he's like a celebrity.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, the world's smartest movie critic.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Really? The smartest movie critic, that's an impressive title.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, well that's what it says on his website, anyway.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, I see.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...Although at least, uh, even though, um, I might disagree with him on the review of Toy-- of the Toy Story 3 movie, but at least we agree on, uh, Inside Out.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes, I've heard a lot of people disagree with his review of Toy Story 3.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...Quite. Umm, I still have not seen Toy Story 3, but I've seen Toy Story 1 and some of number two. I-- it just never came about to my point of view yet.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> ...Now uh, one of the things that one of our interns who was checking the site for us came across was Sonichu the animated series.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, that had nothing to do with the online animations that have been currently released yet, and that have been currently released, except for the one that I approved of, of which, uh, was a fan animation, computer-generated, and Sonichu took down a robot on his way to rescue Rosechu that I end up, uh, with the per-- with the permission, uh, quoting and re-drawing, and re-wri-- re-writing a little bit, in my number nine book.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay. We were concerned about that, we wanted to make sure that it was legitimate and NOT associated with you.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Y-- But yes, Sonichu: The Animated Series is not associated with me whatsoever.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay. Uh, another aspect that came up -- and this one is the one that made them feel a little uncomfortable -- and that's your, how do I put this eloquently? Your extensive adult gallery?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm. Yes, I have drawn a [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|few pieces]] of, uh, se-- of sexual taste and whatnot, um, but mostly-- yeah, mostly in the nude with, uh, women and female characters, but I've mostly keep the-- uh-- I've, like, I-- was, I was, kinda like, just, I was kind of like, umm, yeah, I was just trying it out for a little while. And then also, umm, was the theoretical exes, a theoretical ex being, um, one of my past, uh, women friends that I've talked with over the internet but it turned out to be an-- an-- one of the internet trolls, cyber-bullies, and then, uh, and then-- and then that whole schlemie-- and then that whole schlemiel communication, uh, ended up being quote on quote 'exposed.'<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, how horrible. Someone pretending to be a girl to get your affections?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> How deplorable.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And-- yeah, and-- yes, and among which they did req-- they did request of me to draw the things that would go on between her and me, respectively. But that was so long ago and I just put all that behind me, the last time I ever really drawn anything of the... SEXUAL tendencies.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh well like I said, we're just making sure we've got all of our bases covered before we make too many steps forward. We wouldn't want to accidentally get associated with something that might be construed inappropriate for children.<br />
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C: Quite. Quite. But of course the uh, big difference between-- uh, between any, anybody else's, uh, redrawing of my characters and whatnot is definitely the drawing-- hand-drawing style. I've never-- I've never drawn anything within my comic book pages on the computer except to, uhh, to make sort of a collage or to quote from past pages.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes, I noticed that a lot of your art seems to be colored with markers; a very intriguing form of, uh, you know, coloring.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, I like using the Crayola markers. The ones that come in the fifty-pack, and they're uh, thi-- and they're thin, with the little pointed tips. Th-- th-- it's easier to stay in the lines, definitely.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> You wouldn't want to go outside the lines.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. And then some of them even are-- are scented, so that's a little bit of fun as well, like I--<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ooph!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> --like, coloring with yellow, and you get lemon.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh man, I think that would get like, crazy if you used all scented ones.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but, it's-- it-- they're not all scented, it's just like, you know, with a select few out of the fifty.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So are you saying that Sonichu is lemon-scented?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ha ha! That would be fun, wouldn't it? But umm, uh, upon the original coloring, at some-- at some of the time, I would say so, but I would tend to say that the scent from the original ink has faded away by now.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Do y-- uh, I do have another question. Now this is out of concern, but the associates and I came across that horrible little article about your house catching on fire.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, that was, uh, January of 2014. It was electrical, my mom and I and our dogs and one of our cats, we got out safe, and our insurance company helped us. Uh, we stayed in a hotel for about a month, and uh, we-- and we ended up moving into a temporary house for nearly the whole year, and we f-- and our house had finally been finished, reconstructed, uhh, about near the end of Decem-- about near the end of December, so we had gotten moved in just in the nick of time there, before the lease run-- ran out on the house we were temporarily residing in.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That's good, that's good. Because uh, I noticed that people [tend to?] have a large collection of your property. It's kind of almost creepy. But uh, they uh, did you lose anything extremely important in that fire?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh... yeah, among-- uh, yeah, we, we-- to my-- from my mother's perspective, uhh, she had lost and, uh, we ended up finding two of them. Uhh, she had lost a pair of shoes that she'd liked, but we ended up finding them, and she ended up losing her purse; we think, uhh, somebod-- the, the child from across the street living from us, came in and stole it, so... uh, but then we moved back-- but then upon moving back in, we found the purse, so it's like, re-- it was likely returned, but with some of the, uh, iden-- some of the, uh, money and whatever, was-- had, had been removed from it. And most importantly to my mother, we had a, uh, painting print copy, um, uh, expensive, one of the numbered editions of, umm... shoot... oh, S-Salvador Dali, the uh, one that, the one that's, tr-- that's a tree made of hands?<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, it's a remake?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh... Well, it was... Yeah, yeah, I believe by uh, Dali himself, but it was one of the, uh...<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Because if you honestly had a Salvadari-- Dali picture, I wouldn't have wanted that sol-- uh, you know, lost. That's worth a lot of money.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. But that was-- but that was lost, uh, we think somebody came in and stole it. Mostly the same kid that came in and stole my mother's purse, then returned it.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, quite a rapscallion.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But that's just spec-- that's speculation right there.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> All right, no proof, no, you know, no loss. So we've covered quite a few things that-- a lot of the things that the associates were concerned about. Uh, one last, little thing that came up, and um, honestly, I don't feel comfortable asking about this, but there was one name that popped up on that list quite a few times on that CWCki, as you called it -- uh, Miss Megan Schroeder?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah yes, uhh... when I was going to Pokemon League at the Game and Hobby Place, uh, she was, uh, she was, uh, crush of-- she was kind of a crush of mine, and I had wanted to start a relationship, but she felt-- she became uncomfortable with me being close to her, and uh, and then all of this and that, and then the day when Snyder banned me, she did not step up to... to aid me or anything, she just stood by-- she just stood back and watched, but anyway, um, a few minor, uh, heres and theres against her on my shoulder, but I have not sp-- spoken to her, or had not been able to speak with her very much at all since way back then.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yeah, and we noticed that there was a couple of recent videos in about the last year or so; you seemingly still holding a grudge against her. Was that just a minor thing, or...?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh... I'd-- I'd say I've mostly for-- I've most-- I've mostly gotten over the grudges. But aside-- aside from that, I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv-- living mine. It's all done and over with.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Good aspect on life to have.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> ...Now, is there any chance that you can have the CWCki removed?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Umm... oh, X number of times back in about 2007, [?] when I first found the uh, pages and whatnot, um... Yeah, I've tried personally to take it down, but umm... Yeah, it's not w-- it's not very much within my powers, definitely dependent upon the troll webmaster of the actual website there.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, so somebody's forcing that to stay up?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, pretty much.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> How atrocious.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Quite.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Have you tried pleading with them? You know, trying to take advantage of their, uhh, human kindness?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Umm... yes, I have tried, and of to no avail.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> No avail, that's a pity. Try as you might, seems you can't succeed on that front. Because we were hoping that if you could get the CWCki removed, that would definitely have a huge impact on this being able to take a, uh, leap forward, essentially.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Because right--<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, that's--<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh go ahead, please.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Actually, uhh, my-- my uh, my friend and associate, uh, who has been helping me, uh, with, more recently, um... yeah, she has a friend who... could, who could have-- who could hack into and take down the, uh...<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh my.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Take down the CWCki website?<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well let's not delve too far into that, we don't want to get implicated with any information about that. You keep that your little secret, all right, Christine?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. But anyway, um, aside from that, aside that-- if we can h-- if uh, we are able to hack into the Cwcki, umm, we would actually-- I would rather have it, um... sev-- I would rather have it severely edited and, uh, trimmed down to where it's more positive than negative against me.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Really? So you wouldn't even want to take it down, you'd just want it more... towards the, uhh... positive approach?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> After all, that would reflect your current lifestyle, in a way. You were more negative when you were younger, but now you're more positive.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um... I uh, I was-- I would tend to say, um...<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I'm not going to lie, Christine. I've seen some of the videos you've made in the past, and you definitely had a little bit of an 'anger issue,' if you want to put it nicely.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, okay, yes, then on that note, yeah, I was more negative in the past, but [[26 December 2014|I've matured]]. For the better.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh yes, definitely for the better. I'm impressed, extremely impressed.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, thank you.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> ...I mean, if you keep u-- if you keep this up, I can only expect great things in your future.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, thank you.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> All right, Christine. I believe that's covered all of the things I have on my little footnote here from my associates. I'm gonna have another meeting with them later this week, I will contact you, and hopefully this next call we have will be the last one we need to make.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. Bye--<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Before we start moving things forward.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. Thank you, Arthur.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> No problem, Christine. You have a nice day.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You have a good day too.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Thank you.<br />
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[[CatKnight Interview 2|After two other successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan Arthur Spatchcock makes a glorious return with his greatest interview yet of the [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler on 2 February 2016.<br />
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== Highlights ==<br />
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Arthur Spatchcock questions Chris about some information about his past that Arthur and his associates found here on the CWCki, such as the [[BlueSpike]] incident, death of Chris's pet cat [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]], etc. Chris also performs his nightmare fuel [[Donald Duck impersonation]], and states he once received a Tupperware full of '''HORSE''' manure. The two then discuss a bit of business and Sir Arthur Spatchcock suggest Chris do a demonstration of his incredible voice acting with his [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibo]] and himself.<br />
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[[Image:Horsemanure.png|240px|thumb| A theory on how Chris might have known it was horse shit in the container.]]<br />
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== Audio ==<br />
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview3/s-U64WP here].<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Hello, Christine?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, hello Arthur.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, how are you doing today?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm alright.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Fantastic—<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Al—alright—let's get down to the, uh, what are your new questions and inquiries?<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, yes, my associate has spent the last few days unfortunately looking over the C-W-C-I-K-I, what was it called again?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> The CWCki.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> The CWCki. I see. Yes, they were overlooking it and they came across a few more slightly less than appropriate things and they really wanted to get some clarification about those.<br/> <br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I told them I'd contact you, and get the straight-and-narrow answers right from the horse's mouth.<br/> <br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. Alright, well, fire away.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright. Well, that's not all I have; I also have a few more Sonichu questions that are much more business-oriented, but let's get the ''horrible'' things out of the way first. How's that sound?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, that sounds very good.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright. Well, we're gonna start off right with the biggest issue, I think, it's—I'm going to call it the BlueSpike incident.<br/> <br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh yes, the, uh, that was the uh, one of my theoretical ex-girlfriends, who turned out to be a, y—who turned out to be a troll, turned out to be an immature boy, I have no idea whether he's alive or not, whatever, still. B—but anyways, aside from that, and I—so I ended up making a drive all the way from Cleveland, Ohio, and uh... then I ended up with a fi—I ended up going to the address that was provided there, and, uh, d—and the p—em, BlueSpike was not there at all, just an old woman and the house looked run-down, nearly run down as well.<br/> <br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That's just horrible, why would someone do that?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[sigh]]''] Well, they're either bored, jealous, immature, what have you, all the stereo—amongst the stereotypical reasons.<br/> <br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I bet it was jealousy. Alright, now the next thing that falls into the same cate''gory'' is: did he actually have you—did y—I nee—I need to know if you faked this or not—did he actually have you insert broken pieces of your medallion into your rectum?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, unfortunately, that... is true.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That's just horrible. How could that happen? That's—I can't believe it. Oh my god.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I believe a—I believe at that time my PlayStation Network account was being held hostage as well... if I remember correctly.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, okay, so he was holding your thing hostage, so you were just forced into a situation you didn't like. I could understand that.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, and then I—and then I—later on I finally realized that all the time I should have called Sony and actually had them, pa—re—patch up the password and that would have fixed it, I wouldn't have had to go through all that. So that's too—that's big lesson learned, and ingrained into my memory, against my will, pretty much.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes, it sounds horrible, I can't believe it myself, but it hurts me to think that happened to you.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> But enough about that, um, okay, we covered that, I'm glad we got that out of the way first and foremost, the um, the next thing is, um, it's not so much important, but they wanted to make sure because of, y'know, animal rights activists and whatnot, um, when your [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]], which by the way: I feel for you, it's a horrible thing to have happen to anybody—<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> even though it wasn't the whole thing, thankfully, but still, um, there were rumors being passed around the CWCki, as you called it, that one of your pets died.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, one cat. His name was [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]]—the, uh, cleaners found his body behind the toilet upstairs and—died of smoke inh—inhalation.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, that's horrible. My—my heart goes out to you.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, anyway, anyway—we buried his body in the back yard, and uh, and had a moment of silence there and all that.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> It's a horrible way to lose a pet, but, you know, I understand that hopefully he didn't die painfully.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[sigh]]''] Well, I wish I could have—wish I'd known that he was up there, I would've gotten him out when we were all getting out.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, at least you're alive, and that's what matters.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Now that we've covered that, I mean, I mean, we don't want the animal rights activists to come running forward and think that you didn't care enough, you just let the pet die.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, yeah, I did care, and for a while we thought that he had gotten out, but we were not totally positive, but then we finally came to closure after the cleaners found the body, so—[''[[sigh]]''] my other cat Lucy missed him very much, but su—and, uh, recently we adopted another male cat from the SPCA, eh...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> It's always nice to adopt rather than get a new kitten. It's always nice to adopt.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. And m—and I wanted to make sure it was an adult cat though, I didn't want to go for a kitten at the time, and it was male, so—eeyel, he and Lucy are getting along fairly well.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright, now this is—this is a slight business question, but um, on the CWCki, it mentions something about you losing a job before, from terrifying a small child.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[sigh]]''] No, no—uh, y—uh, that, yeah that was, uh, someon—that was nearly the beginning of the decade, uh, well, millennium. Uh, when I had—when I was working at Wendy's for the few months, I did not terrif—there was a child crying, [[Chris and English|because child was tired]]; I had nothing to do with making that child cry. Had nothing to do with it whatsoever, and when I—and I was just, happened to be at the same table, nearby, when—as it was happening, and I went by there, an—ano—I wa—I wanted to help them be on their way, so I got—so I offered to get them a lid for their baked potato they were having, and I got them a lid for their baked potato.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So it—'cause it says on the CWCki, it had something to do with Donald Duck.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''using [[Donald Duck impersonation]]''] I tried to—I tried to like, entertain the children with the Donald Duck voice. [''quacking noises'']<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''normal voice''] But yeah, that was not the case at that time.<br/> <br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That was pretty good! I like that, that's nice. That completely caught me off guard. [''stilted laugh'']<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That was funny.<br/><br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So he nothing to do with that. But nice to know, I just—still, it's nice to see—your voice acting's pretty impressive, 'cause I was actually going to ask you, later on, that um, we'll save it for the end though. Let's wait 'til we get near that first.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> I—I think you mean, if I'm to differentiate between my own voice and the voice of Sonichu, yeah, there will be a slight difference.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, don't worry; I—I have an idea at the end, that I'd just love for you to do, but we'll save it for the end when we get near that.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>'Cause, after all, I wanna get these questions punched out, real quick-like, and then we can go on to a little business talk, and then I can share some more information with you.<br/> <br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[sigh]]'']<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> But first, next question: uh, this one is the last, uh this is the last one from the CWCki, and the rest of it's business-associated-wise, really. Um, this question is, it has something to do with your church. We don't want religious people coming after us thinking you're anti-Semitic, or you're atheist, or something like that.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> I am none of those things.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> None of those things. So, it says on the CWCki you were kicked out of your previous church.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, yeah—that was—yeah, that was because the, uh, pa—because my past friend Joshua Martinez, uh, shi—uh, show, shared with the pastor of that church about, uh, my Faceb—about my My—not sure if it was my MySpace—yeah, I think it was my MySpace page that I used to have, um, yeah, I had, uh, there were a few images of, uh, women—of women on there, at the time, and, uh, he did not like that. And so he inform—he informed me that I was not welcome to his con—to his church there.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, okay. And—<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, so, it was just a—that was the only matter. It had nothing to do with [[Chris and English|Semitism]] or whatever, all of that. Nothing to do with any of that.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> And are you getting along with your current congregation?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. I'm—and I'm still walking to the ch—to my current church, I just have not been there in a long time.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, it's understandable, understandable, you don't make it every Sunday, after all.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, that's—that's like the last real, y'know, ''personal'' question in the sense of how deep you wanna go into the CWCki. Everything else is just based on everyday life. Like, for example, I have a few questions about Impulse. Impulse is a club, I believe?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>Yes, it's a LGBTQ club in Charlottesville, Virginia, open on Fridays and Saturday—Friday and Saturday nights.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> And, do you go often?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I have not been in a while, but I did go there about near every—about near ev—near every Saturday night for a while, I was looking to meet more women.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ah, more women. It's a good place to go.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. Yeah.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So it's it's-<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [interrupting Arthur] It was a good place.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So, technically, going to Impulse is an impulse for you.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Ha! [pause] Tha- That- That's a fairly good play on words there. Um, not really but it's- I do- I realize I- I give it a try after I figure myself out, uh, the couple of- The few- The couple of years ago. That was uh, lesbian trasformate.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, okay, because I saw that and I don't think that's going to be a big deal with this show. After all there's all kinds of, there's all kinds of people involved with entertainment these days that our transsexual or lesbian or gay, doesn't matter anymore. That's not a big thing. People won't worry about that.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [interrupting Arthur] Right... Um yeah but I think uh I do understand that the uh general question um among which [pause] about the uh group, of women that usually went there... really big... and all that. Sorta like a name calling, but no, that was not the case, because uh, I did not know all their names... uh the manager had slipped- I taped a uh piece of paper onto the uh counter at the part... at the part side closet to the uh stage. Yeah. He called them the uh quote unquote, "Itty bitty titty per- parade". Sometin' like that.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I think the terminology is "Itty Bitty Titty Committee".<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, that was it. But anyway, um, yeah because I did not know their names, that was just, I mean I didn't- it- it came to my mind, so that's, was just a... offhand reference. Had nothin' to do with my opinions, or anything- or what- or anything that- it- I was just borrowing the term.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, alright, understandable. Hey, we all say dumb things.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay! Last one, and then straight to Sonichu. It's gonna be perfect. Um, I noticed on the CWCki, it mentions that every once in a while, you get... gifts? And donations? From people, sometimes surprising, sometimes anticipated?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. Yes.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Wh-what kind of things do you get? I mean exactly, I mean I hope you're not getting, like, shoe boxes full of cat poop, or... You know...<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh, no no no, um, so that does not happen, very often... Uh, only once... time, only one time, though, somebody had sent me a Tupperware full of... Horse manure... And we put that- and we put that in the-<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> [''stifled laughter, breaking character''] I'm sorry, no, you gotta be kiddin'- [''in character''] no. That's just wrong.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. That- th- anyway w- we put that in the trash immediately after we figured that-<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I would hope so!<br/><br />
(''pause'')<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br/><br />
(''pause'')<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, so- like- but- like- d'you get money or is it like, um, like useful household items like soap or toilet paper, things like that?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, yeah, they ha- ye- ma- ye- yeah especially after the, uh, fire, we have received a few helpful... Items... In- in th- in the mail. Uhh, we have received m- we have received s- some monetary donations around Christmas time, like, um... One or two actual, functional, gift cards to be redeemed, but uh- but somebody, uhh, one or two sent me EMPTY gift cards, as a... Joke.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> (''uncaringly'') Now that's just mean...<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah but it's like, uh, y'know, I don't ha- I don't have to actually go out, uh, and be like "Oh I'm going to use the gift card! I don't know whether it's blank or not!" No, I verify them through the, uh, 800 number, that the web address lists on there.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, that's clever.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... I mean it- it bothers me that- it bothers me only a little bit, it ticks me off only minorly, but I've pretty much gotten used to that, along with the other... prank... bad... thing... uh... gifts, or... le- or hate mail, as to put it. And I just know to, just overlook this- just overlook that, and be like... Heck with it.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well heck I'd always look inside all of 'em, just to make sure there's not a card inside, or something.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So, okay! I think that covers all of the immmm- little tiny inconsequential questions, now it's time for some straight up business talk. And we're gonna start right off great, you're gonna love this.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ummm... There's talk about a game, but I can't go too far into it yet, but umm... If there was a game, how would you like it to be? Would it be an adventure game, would it be a platforming game, an RPG, a puzzle game?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhhhhh... I think it'd be, I think it'd be uhh... mix of which but I think it would mostly be traditional platforming.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Mmm-kay.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> And uh with uh and uh with uh [pause] Uh I'd say inspired by the uh by the past Sonic the Hedgehog games but um.. not- not totally. Be more..... more among what I- what I figure ya know? I- I mean only inspired by but not totally copying. I mean, it's not like Sonic could naturally shoot lightning bolts at enemies.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> No, no. Of course not, of course not. And if um, if this did happen, would the game follow the Sonichu story, like in the comics, like would you just recycle existing storylines or would you create a brand new storyline just for the game?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Uh, yeah--<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: --a brand new storyline just for the game?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah, I would definitely see-- I would say initially, among which, yes, based on what I've done so far, and then also introducing new elements, and [parts?].<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay, okay. All right, so um, another question is: some of my associates have actually seen your videos with the Amiibos and stuff, and um, they noticed you have a LOT of them. Are you, are you constantly making them, or do you just, like, move the same ones around a lot?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Um, I mean, umm... it's not like to... make 'em all the time and then have 'em ready for distribution at once. Uh, no, it's that, what [sounds?]-- that would be like, totally kind of a waste, there, and then I'd just have rooms full of figures that nobody had purchased. Yeah, no, I make--<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: So you just--<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah, no, I do--<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: You just make them to order?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah, I do it as they-- as they come in, yeah.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay, okay. Makes sense, much more practical.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Especially-- especially on the uncommon material figures for the-- what I would use for the chip and the base.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: So, uh... how much do you usually make from your Am-- figurines and medallions? Ballparking, for business.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Uhh, I'd say about, um... I'd, I estimate around... I'd say about around... ten dollars profit, but that's my est-- that's just a guess off the top of my head, I've never really thought about it totally, but...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Well I mean if-- I mean like in a total, like a, like a single sum number; like, if you took all your figures, all the Amiibos, all the medallions, all the comics you sold, how much do you think you've made in total?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Uhh, but yeah, uh, initially, it did come up to like, uhh, over a th-- over a thousand doll-- over a thousand dollars when I started making the Sonichu figures on-- and selling them on Ebay.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay, okay, so we're on a thousand dollars. All right. Um, if we were to BUY the Sonichu name off of you? Like the rights? How much would that be worth to you?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: ...Uh, I would have to totally be involved with every project...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Oh no no, I understand that, I'm just saying, like, in the sense of if you were going to sell the rights, but you could still be involved, like Stephen King.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Right. Umm... I'm not sure, umm... I'm gonna-- I'm gonna estimate over a million.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Over a million. So just like a straight million, 1.5, two mil?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay. So, yeah, that's okay. Small number, most people go for fifteen mil, easy, right off the top.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Hmm. All right, well...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: It's too late, you already said a million.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: I don't, I don't-- I don't know everything, and, uh, still...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: I'm just-- I'm just messing with you, Chris, don't worry. Hahaha! That kind of stuff will come together in a congre-- will come together in a meeting, and there'll be a contract, and there'll be a lawyer involved, we wouldn't just throw it out there and then just like, give you one choice.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Right.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: It'd be a lot of negotiation crap. All kinds of 'bleugh' stuff, nothing important, really. Um, now, here's an-- here's one question, and it's a little bit about your mother, Barbara. Um... I know she's getting on in years, and I'm not trying to say, you know, anything bad, but um--<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Right.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: If this goes through, um, and you move-- and you end up moving to London, umm--<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: [''stress sigh'']<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Are you going-- are you going to be able to live by yourself, if your mother passes?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: I would have-- I would definitely need a lotta, lotta money in order for that to make me feel more secure, and I definitely would want my s-- my future, my sweetheart future wife...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Ohh.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Uh, that's secure. I'd want everyth-- I would feel a lot, lot better if everything was secure, but initially, I don't feel like I could do fair-- I don't think I could do fairly well, initially, financially, and uhh, much else, mentally, emotionally, by myself.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Yes, you said 'sweetheart,' you have a girlfriend?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yea-- no, I still don't have one yet.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Oh, ah. I apologize, I don't mean to pry.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Right.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: But other than that, um... So, you'd be able to do something, but at only under the, uh, the aspect--<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah, after--<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: --of having financial security?<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah, after I've, uh, after I feel much-- after I've gotten-- after I find, and-- after I feel more emotionally, financially, secure and everything.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay, okay. All right. And uh, I remember earlier you said something about the, uh, the-- uh, [?], the videos? I mean, I haven't made videos out of this, I just save them as, uh, audio files.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Oh yeah, uhh, yeah, [I asked you if I?], yeah--<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: If you want copies, I can get you copies, no problem. I'll just send them to you. But all I do is I share them with my, uh, associates. I just play them at the meetings we have.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Quite. Uh, but, I mean, yeah, I just-- I would put that on my Facebook to-- so that, so that everybody would be sure to hear the, uh, intervie-- hear the interview and all that. Get the straight-up stories, and...<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Of course, of course.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: All the good stuff.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Now I said I had an idea for you at the end of this, and I think it'd be perfect. It's a little two-in-one deal, that I think my associates would absolutely fucking love.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Hmm.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Let's take your two Amiibos, one for Sonichu and one for Christine, and uh, we'll get the camera on them, and you can show off your merchandise AND show off a little bit of your voice-acting at the same time.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Oh. Okay, well I mean the difference to being this and the, uh, pitch, uh, Sonichu would be a higher pitch. Compared to me.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay. Well, they just want-- they just want a really short thing. Like, just like, I don't know, just a little bit of pantomime with the two characters.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Hm.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Just make them have a conversation with each other for like, a minute? Maybe even thirty seconds.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: Yeah, all right, well I will think about that. Take it under great consideration.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Of course, of course. You're not being forced to do anything, but it'd really push the thing. Now before I go -- as I said, I've covered everything we need to cover in this meeting -- there are a few other projects that are being thrown on the table. After all, this is a-- this is an animation company, then we've got shows coming in all the time. We've got, we've got another show that involves an actual hedgehog character, and I've got somebody competing with me to get this show made...<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: [''vague stress noises'']<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: It's been in works for years, and he's tried to-- he's been promoting it like crazy himself. I've got another guy who's trying to get some 'Generation Z' show going; he's some celebrity named Hayden Black, he sounds like a fucking idiot, I don't know who he is, but he's got his show, and I'm trying to get yours on top of the heap.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: All right. Uhh, but yeah, you can send me the-- you can tell me if-- you can type it all out and send it to me in an email. I'll be able to understand it completely better then.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Okay. But other than that, I think we've covered everything, Chris. This covers EVERYTHING. Next time I call you, I will have an answer for you about where things are going to go.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: ...All right, good. I will, thank-- thank you for the uhh, interviews, and uh, I'll talk to you next time.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Of course, Chris...tine, take care.<br/><br />
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>: All right, take care, bye bye.<br/><br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>: Bye.<br />
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[[Image:CWCVoid03.jpg|thumb|right|Even Chris can't keep this shit straight.]]<br />
The '''chronology of events''' in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s magnum opus, is extremely complicated for a series that only saw 11&frac14; issues in a six-year period. As with most of Chris's work, only the [[CWCki]] is capable of untangling the mess to establish when the hell things actually happened, and in what order.<br />
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There is considerable confusion as to the passage of time in ''Sonichu''. Although none of the characters seems to age at all (which would be consistent with most comics, video games, and cartoons), by late [[2008]] Chris had begun making it clear that several years had passed during the course of the storyline. We may never know if this had been his intent all along; it's equally possible that he suddenly made the announcement in reaction to [[trolls]] believing that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] were underage at the time of their sex scene in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Since then Chris has clarified that the adventures in Episodes 1–11 take place several years before he drew them. Stories involving Chris, however, such as the [[Sub-Episode]]s and Episodes 12 & 12.5, generally occur closer to the time-frame in which Chris drew them, usually to better coincide with the real-world events that inspired them. After that, however, events in the comic begin to fall behind real time; in mid-2008 Chris established the events of Episodes 13–17 as having occurred in the fall of 2007, nearly a year earlier. Later stories would make greater effort to show when they took place, which only served to show the gap widening. When Chris abandoned the series in [[February 2010]], he had left off with a [[Christmas]] story set in December 2008.<br />
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Further complicating the continuity is Chris's gratuitous use of time travel. Although he wanted to show the [[Chaotic Combo]] hatching from eggs and growing up, this was at odds with his desire to make them contemporaries of Sonichu. Chris's solution was to reveal that the [[rainbow]] that created Sonichu and Rosechu created eggs that traveled backward in time, with most of them ending up (amazingly) in Virginia around the time Sonichu and Rosechu were born. In fact, nearly every major event in the comic's backstory that happened before the rainbow was caused ''by'' the rainbow. Later, Chris would devote all of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] to a time-travel story in which he visits his past self before getting lost in a time void where he can observe "future" events--that is, things that had already happened to the real Chris. The fictional Chris later travels to the future, and upon returning to 2008 coordinates to eradicate homosexuality by February 2009, even though the real Chris was writing all this in [[January 2010]] and was fully aware [[homos]] still roamed the earth.<br />
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The following is a timeline of events depicted in ''Sonichu'' canon, either in the comics themselves or in commentaries by Chris on the [[CWCipedia]] and elsewhere. Where necessary, ambiguous events have been noted with speculated dates. <br />
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==The distant past==<br />
*The [[Cherokian Clan]] (led by their [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancient leader]], later reincarnated as [[Christian Weston Chandler]]) feud with the [[Wasabi Clan]] (led by an ancestor of [[Wes Iseli]]) over the leader's [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan|queen]] (later reincarnated as [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]).<br />
*The two clans later join forces to defeat [[Count Graduon]], imprisoning him within a magic scepter.<br />
*Afterwards, the Wasabi continue to try to steal the [[Cherokian crown]], but do not succeed.<br />
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==Pre-1980==<br />
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* '''1900''': The [[Sonichu Balls]] are created by the power of the [[Chaotic Rainbow]], and sealed within the Ancient Tablet in the kingdom of [[RuleCWC]].<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
* '''1929/30''': Birth of [[Inos]].<br />
*'''1930s/40s''': [[Beel]] acts as main assistant to Adolf Hitler.<br />
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==1980s==<br />
===1979/80===<br />
'''Date unknown''' (between 28 June 1979 and 27 June 1980)<ref name="sonichu6"/><br />
*Birth of [[Allison Amber]].<br />
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===1981===<br />
'''Date unknown'''<br />
*Birth of [[The High School Story|Terrah LeAnne Yowman]].<br />
''According to The High School Story, Terrah graduated on 1999.<ref name=cwcipediapvcc/> Presuming she was 18 years old at the time, it can be inferred that her year of birth is 1981.''<br />
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===1982===<br />
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'''24 February'''<br />
* The twins [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] are born.<br />
* The city of [[CWCville]] is founded by [[Bob Chandler]], and apparently named after the initials of his infant son Chris.<ref name="sonichu8"/><br />
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===1984===<br />
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]] is born, son of Giovanni and an unknown mother.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu "Sonichu"], on CWCipedia</ref><br />
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===1985===<br />
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* The CWC-Cola bottling company in CWCville opens in this year.<ref name="sonichu8"/><br />
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'''15 May'''<br />
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> Apparently coming from the same rainbow that spawned the Chaotic Combo, his egg was dropped in the middle of RuleCWC forest where he was found by a [[parody]] of Link.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 2]]</ref><br />
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===1986===<br />
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* [[Kel]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
* [[DJ Jamsta]] is born.<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
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'''23 July'''<br />
*[[Sailor Megtune]] is born.<br />
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'''13 November'''<br />
* [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
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===1987===<br />
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* [[Lolisa Rosechu]] is born.<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
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===1988===<br />
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* [[Simonla Rosechu]] is born.<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
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'''17 March'''<br />
* The [[Pokémon]] who would become [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] hatches as a Pichu.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> Chris's beloved dog [[Patti]], who would later on be [[Patti-Chan|reincarnated into the comic]], was also born on this day.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Eulogy_for_Patti&oldid=4455 Eulogy for Patti] on Cwcipedia</ref> <br />
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'''21 August'''<br />
* [[Zelina Rosechu]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> Also conveniently from the same damn rainbow, her egg landed in the heart of the RuleCWC royal palace where it was adopted by a pair of (really desperate) childless monarchs.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 2]]</ref><br />
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'''22 December'''<br />
* The Pokémon who would become [[Rosechu]] hatches.<ref name=sonichu8>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]</ref><br />
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===1989===<br />
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'''1 February'''<br />
* [[Silvana Rosechu]] is born on Earth's [[Moon]], hatched from an egg sent from the future by the Chaotic Rainbow. Despite being imprisoned by the [[Cherokian Clan]], and years away from release, [[Count Graduon]] rears the Pokémon and eventually grants her great power in exchange for turning her into an intersex shapeshifter.<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
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'''2 February'''<br />
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* Many of the eggs created by the Chaotic Rainbow are sent through time to this date.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> These eggs would hatch into [[Sonee]]s and [[Rosey]]s that would later evolve into [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]s and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]s, although these new species of Pokémon would go undocumented and unnamed until the creation of Sonichu and Rosechu in June 1998. <br />
''Chris has claimed that'' all ''the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon except Sonichu, Rosechu, and Blake came from eggs sent back in time to 2 February 1989, but he's also established that Darkbind, Zelina, Jamsta, Lolisa, Simonla, and Silvana are too old to have been born on this date. Blazebob, Chloe, and Zapina are born much later for reasons unaccounted for.''<br />
* '''[[Episode 10]]''': [[Wild]], [[Punchy]], [[Bubbles]], [[Angelica]], and [[Magi-chan]] all hatch from their eggs. They will later be adopted by various caregivers and evolve into Sonichus and Rosechus.<ref name=sonichu3>[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]</ref><ref name=sonichu8/><br />
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==1990s==<br />
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===1990===<br />
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* [[Blazebob Sonichu]] is born.<ref name="sonichu9"/><br />
* The species of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are finally classified around this year, despite the fact that the names "Sonichu" and "Rosechu" would not be invented for another eight years.<ref name="cwcipediaMailbag2">[[Mailbag 2]]</ref><br />
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===1991===<br />
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* [[Chloe Rosechu]] is born.<ref name="sonichu9"/><br />
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===1993===<br />
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* [[Zapina Rosechu]] is born.<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
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===1994===<br />
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'''26 February'''<br />
* The Pokémon who would become Sonichu evolves from a Pichu into a Pikachu.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
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===1996===<br />
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'''Spring'''<br />
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* The Pichu who would become Rosechu is caught by a Pokémon trainer working for Professor Oak. She is later given to Kel, under whose tutelage she evolves into a Raichu.<ref name="cwcipediaRosechu">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu "Rosechu"] on Cwcipedia</ref><br />
<br />
'''13 November'''<br />
* Chris Chandler, 14, is by now a freshman at [[Manchester High School]], where he manages the varsity basketball team.<ref name=sonichu7/><br />
* [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], despite being born in 1986, is nevertheless created, fully grown, when Chris is inspired to create him upon being struck in the head by an object he believes to be a basketball.<ref name=sonichu7/><br />
* The Chris, Sonichu, and Magi-chan of 2 November 2007 travel in time back to this date as they have realized that it was an errant [[Sonichu Ball]], not a basketball, that hit Chris on the head. To protect the integrity of the timeline, the trio arrange events so that the Sonichu Ball is removed from the scene and replaced with a basketball to fulfill Chris and Bionic's destiny.<ref name=sonichu7/><br />
<br />
===1998===<br />
<br />
* The evil wizard [[Clawdorf]] uses the Sonichu Balls to cast a sleeping spell upon Zelina Rosechu, moments before Darkbind Sonichu can propose marriage to her. The power of the Sonichu Balls simultaneously turns Clawdorf to stone. Darkbind swears to find all of the Sonichu Balls and lift the curse.<ref name="sonichu6"></ref><ref name=sonichu10>[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]</ref><br />
<br />
'''2 February'''<br />
<br />
* Chris begins wearing [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]].<ref name=sonichu7/><br />
<br />
'''June'''<br />
* The events of Sonic Adventure, in which [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] battles Chaos, occur in June of this year.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> <br />
<br />
* '''[[Episode 1]]''': In the final battle between Sonic and the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]], Sonic uses the [[Chaos Emeralds]] to transform into Super Sonic. Meanwhile, a Pikachu rushes to the scene to help and inadvertently collides with Sonic. The collision creates the Chaotic Rainbow, a massive burst of magical energy that stretches across the sky. At the source of the rainbow, the Pikachu is transformed into a new species of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon that can talk like humans. After helping Sonic defeat Chaos, the new Pokémon names both itself and its species "Sonichu." The rainbow touches down at Kel's house, striking her Girl Raichu and transforming it into a similar hedgehog Pokémon, who names herself Rosechu.<ref name=sonichu0>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref> <br />
<br>''Sonichu #0 says that Sonichu is 16 years old and Rosechu is 15, which would be true in 2004 when the comic was drawn but not in 1998, when Chris later declared the story took place.''<br />
* The [[Chaotic Rainbow]] magically creates "countless" eggs which are strewn across time and space.<ref name=sonichu3/> Additionally, it creates the [[Sonichu Balls]], which are thrown back to the year 1900.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
<br />
''' July'''<br />
* '''[[Episode 2]]''': After weeks of wandering through the forest like a wild Pokémon, Sonichu discovers the home of Kel and Rosechu and decides to ask for food. He and Rosechu instantly fall in love, and on 4 July they share their first kiss.<ref name=sonichu0/><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
<br />
'''8/12 August'''<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
<ref name=cwcipediaBlake>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu "Blake Black Sonichu"], on CWCipedia</ref><br />
* '''[[Episode 3]]''': Sonichu and Rosechu go shopping and encounter Naitsirhc, the 14-year-old son of Giovanni. Sonichu saves CWCville from Naitsirhc and meets Christian Weston Chandler, the mayor of CWCville, who congratulates him.<ref name=sonichu0/><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
<br />
===1999===<br />
<br />
'''Date unknown''' <br />
* Wild Sonichu's adoptive father, a Scyther, is captured by poachers, leaving Wild to become the guardian of the forest.<ref name="sonichu8"/><ref name="cwcipediaWild">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu "Wild Sonichu"] on CWCipedia</ref><br />
* Punchy Sonichu, having learned all he can at Shinabe's dojo, travels westward to China, Europe and America.<ref name="cwcipediaPunchy">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punchy_Sonichu "Punchy Sonichu"] on CWCipedia</ref><br />
* [[The High School Story|Terrah LeAnne Yowman]] asks [[Tiffany Gowen|Tippanston Gowen]] to the [[Manchester High School#The Seinor Prom|Seinor Prom]] where they share a dance and a kiss. Unbeknownst to Terrah, Tippanston is planning to propose to her that night but does not get the chance to do so as Terrah destroys the Menchi-Nasu High school building during a fit of tardrage, all because she didn't get an award for her creativity during the [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|Seinor Awards Ceremony]]. Everybody at the prom dies and Terrah's ghost is left to haunt the place.<ref name=cwcipediapvcc/><br />
<br />
'''21/22 March'''<ref name=sonichu8/><ref name=cwcipediaBlake/><br />
* '''[[Episode 4]]''': Months after Naitsirhc collected Sonichu's DNA, Giovanni and [[Robotnik]] are able to use their cloning machines to create a clone of Sonichu that will be named [[Black Sonichu]].<ref name=sonichu1>[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]</ref> Black Sonichu is "born" with the body of an 11-year-old Sonichu.<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
<br />
'''14 August (or 22 July)'''<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><ref name=cwcipediaBlake/><br />
* '''[[Episode 5]]''': Black Sonichu kidnaps Rosechu to lure Sonichu into Giovanni and Robotnik's trap.<ref name=sonichu1/> <br />
* '''[[Episode 6]]''': With Sonic's help, Sonichu defeats the villains and rescues his heartsweet.<ref name=sonichu1/><br />
<br />
==2000s==<br />
<br />
===2000===<br />
<br />
* Having mastered all knowledge, Magi-Chan ventures out into world, leaving his mountain home for the first time.<ref name="cwcipediaMagiChan">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Magi-Chan_Sonichu "Magi-Chan Sonichu"] on CWCipedia</ref><br />
<br />
* In recognition of their heroic deeds, Chris offers to provide a house for Sonichu and Rosechu in CWCville.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> <br />
<br />
'''18 February'''<br />
<br />
* Kel poses with Rosechu and her other Pokémon for a portrait commemorating her career as a Pokémon trainer.<ref name="cwcipediaRosechu"/><br />
<br />
'''27 May'''<br />
* Construction on the house at 14 Brunchville Lane is completed on 27 May.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
<br />
'''8 June'''<br />
* Sonichu and Rosechu part ways with Kel, and move into their new home at 14 Brunchville Lane. Kel, who is 14, moves on to becoming a Pokémon Master.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
<br />
''Chris has also put this event in November 1998.<ref name="cwcipediaRosechu"/>''<br />
<br />
'''July'''<br />
* Christian Weston Chandler begins working as Mayor of CWCville at the age of 18.<ref name=cwcipediapvcc/><br />
<br />
''Note that this is years after he was shown to be mayor in ''Sonichu'' #1, and months after he used his mayoral stroke to give Sonichu a house.''<br />
<br />
===2002===<br />
<br />
'''15 May'''<br />
* '''[[Episode 11]]''': Black Sonichu is sent by Naitsirhc to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] from [[Flame the Sunbird]]. Sonichu learns of these plans and plans to intervene. Both of them happen to encounter Wild, Angelica, Punchy, Bubbles, and Magi-Chan, who join forces as the [[Chaotic Combo]] to help Sonichu teach the black hedgehog a lesson.<ref name=sonichu3/><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
<br />
===2003===<br />
<br />
'''August'''<br />
<br />
* Chris officially begins his [[Love Quest]].<br />
<br />
'''7 October'''<br />
* While Chris is attending classes at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] and trying to attract women with his [[sign]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]] flies toward him on her broomstick, destroys the sign, and tells him that [[Virginia is for Virgins|true love is illegal]].<ref name=cwcipediapvcc>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens "Private villa of corrupted citizens"] on CWCipedia</ref><br />
<br />
===2004===<br />
<br />
'''12 January'''<br />
<br />
* '''[[Episode 7]]''': On his daily run, Sonichu discovers an ancient cave, inadvertently triggering the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] that releases Count Graduon and bestows Anchuent Powers to Chris, [[Sarah Hammer]], and [[Wes Iseli]].<ref name=sonichu2>[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
* '''[[Episode 8]]''': Chris, Sarah, and Wes fight amongst themselves and sort out their personal issues.<ref name=sonichu2/><br />
* '''[[Episode 9]]''': Using their new powers, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Saramah Rosechu, and Wes-Li Sonichu confront Count Graduon, who is now in league with Mary Lee Walsh, and prevent them from destroying CWCville with a golem.<ref name=sonichu2/><br />
<br />
'''ca. March'''<br />
* Mary Lee Walsh unleashes her first wave of [[Jerkops]] to "Break Up True, Honest Relationships between True Lovers." It falls to Chris to save true love and honesty.<ref name=cwcipediapvcc/><br />
<br />
'''18 March'''<br />
* '''[[Classic Sonichu Strips]], 18 March 2004/[[Sub-Episode 3]]''': Chris uses his newly gained Anchuent Powers to become Chris-Chan Sonichu and launch a counter-strike against Mary Lee Walsh for her crimes against love. He fails, so Sonichu has to bail him out.<ref name=sonichu2>[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
<br />
''Sub-Episode 3 is an expanded version of the original strip from 2004.''<br />
<br />
'''5 December'''<br />
* '''[[Classic Sonichu Strips]], 5 December 2004''': Chris-Chan Sonichu falls into a trap set by Mary Lee Walsh. He is nearly defeated, so Saramah Rosechu has to bail him out.<ref name=sonichu0/><ref name=sonichu4/><br />
<br />
''Date is conjecture based on when Chris drew it. Sub-Episode 7 presents it as a flashback, occurring "months before" the main story.''<br />
<br />
===2005===<br />
<br />
'''late March'''<br />
* '''[[Sub-Episode 1]]''': Over nineteen months into his [[Love Quest]], Chris is confronted at the mall by the [[Jerkhief]], and transforms into Chris-Chan Sonichu to defeat him.<ref name=sonichu0/><br />
<br />
'''29 March'''<br />
* '''[[Sub-Episode 2]]''': Nearly twenty months into his Love Quest, Chris meets [[Hanna]], who pretends to want to date him. Rosechu alerts him to her deception and he bawls like a little bitch.<ref name=sonichu1/><br />
<br />
''Assumed to occur on the same day the real Chris got cockblocked by the real Hanna.<ref name="diaryMarch2005">[[Diary#March_2005]]</ref>''<br />
<br />
'''17-19 June'''<br />
<br />
* Chris attends the Anime Mid-Atlantic convention, where he "earns" a pair of [[Anime Wings]].<br />
<br />
''Date is from when the real Chris attended the real con.''<br />
<br />
'''late June'''<br />
* '''[[Sub-Episode 4]]''': Over twenty-two months into his Love Quest, Chris is confronted in M-C-D-ville by the [[B-Manajerk]] and the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]. Unexpectedly, Chris discovers the ability to use his anime wings to become Super Chris-Chan Sonichu, and (with the timely assistance of Darkbind Sonichu) defeats his transgressors, prompting the W-M-Manajerk to intervene.<ref name=sonichu3/><br />
* '''[[Sub-Episode 5]]''': With Darkbind gone, Chris struggles against the W-M-Manajerk, so his sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] has to bail him out.<ref name=sonichu4/><br />
<br />
''Sub-Episodes 4 and 5 are based two real incidents that happened on 20 and 22 June<ref name="diaryJune2005">[[Diary#June_2005]]</ref>; since Chris conflated them in his dramatization the exact date of the fictional version is not clear.''<br />
<br />
'''late June-early July'''<br />
<br />
* '''[[Sub-Episode 6]]''': Chris and Sonichu host a documentary on Jerkops, recalling a prior incident in which Chris and Crystal defeated the Jerkhief. [[ScotPalazzo]] watches in frustration.<ref name=sonichu4/><br />
<br />
''Date is conjecture. Presumed to have occurred between Sub-Episodes 5 and 6.''<br />
<br />
'''20 July'''<br />
<br />
* '''[[Sub-Episode 7]]''': Still seething from an earlier defeats, Mary Lee Walsh summons [[Bagget]] to defeat Chris once and for all. <br />
* '''[[Sub-Episode 8]]''': Although Bagget successfully captures Chris and brings him to PVCC for execution, Crystal arrives to save Chris and together they cleanse Piedmont Virginia Community College of the corruption by the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Walsh and Graduon retreat to [[Menchi-Nasu High]], where they encounter and subdue the ghost of Terrah LeAnne Yowman and begin building their new PVCC headquarters.<ref name=sonichu4>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediapvcc/><br />
<br />
''The real-life events that inspired these sub-episodes occurred on 20 July 2005.<ref name="diaryJuly2005">[[Diary#July_2005]]</ref>''<br />
<br />
===2006=== <br />
<br />
'''17 March'''<br />
* Sonichu and Rosechu are married.<ref name=sonichu9>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]</ref> During the ceremony, held at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church, Black Sonichu intends to attack, but when he sees Bubbles serving as one of Rosechu's bridesmaids he is left dumbstruck and unable to interrupt the wedding.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
<br />
''Note that the wedding occurs on Sonichu's 18th birthday, and only three months after Rosechu's 17th birthday. [http://law.findlaw.com/state-laws/marriage-age-requirements/virginia/ Uh-oh.]''<br />
<br />
'''29 May'''<br />
<br />
* '''[[Episode 12]]''': Sarah Hammer marries William Spicer, who inexplicably cosplays as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. Chris, using an invisibility barrier, observes the ceremony undetected, until Wes-Li Sonichu attacks and tries to kill Spicer. As Chris-Chan Sonichu, and with the help of [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi]], Chris stops Wes and allows the bride and groom to complete their nuptials. In gratitude, Sarah throws her bouquet to Chris.<ref name=sonichu5/><br />
<br />
''Date is from Chris's note that the story is drawn "for May 29, 2006"--presumably in reference to the real wedding of Sarah and William.''.<br />
<br />
'''27 June'''<br />
<br />
* '''[[Episode 12.5]]''': Chris's dog Patti is transformed into the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. Chris invites her to live in CWCville on the taxpayers' dime.<ref name=sonichu6>[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
<br />
'''29 June'''<br />
<br />
* [[Cerah Rosey]], Sonichu and Rosechu's first daughter, is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> As Rosechu's birth date is 22 December 1988,<ref name="cwcipediaRosechu"/> she was still a minor at the time.<br />
<br />
'''7 October'''<br />
<br />
* [[Christine Rosey]], Sonichu and Rosechu's second daughter, is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> Rosechu is still 17.<br />
<br />
===2007===<br />
<br />
'''26 February'''<br />
* [[Robbie Sonee]], Sonichu and Rosechu's first son, is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
<br />
'''11 October'''<br />
* '''[[Episode 13]]''': Mary Lee Walsh's [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] launches a mass invasion of CWCville. Chris-Chan Sonichu, Crystalina Rosechu, Sonichu, Rosechu, and the Chaotic Combo barely repel this invasion with the timely arrivals of Sailor Megtune and Megagi La Skunk. In a parting shot, Mary Lee Walsh attempts to imprison Chris in a Dark Mirror Hole. The exposure of Chris's Sonichu medallion to the dark energy fulfills a section of the Anchuent Prophecy that causes Naitsirhc (who is miles away) to transform into Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. Crystal rescues Chris from the mirror but is imprisoned herself.<ref name=sonichu5>[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><br />
* '''[[Episode 14]]''': Mary Lee Walsh demands CWCville's surrender in exchange for Crystal's release. However, the arrival of Darkbind Sonichu and Patti-Chan turns the tide, and the PVCC forces retreat. After hours of trying to free Crystal, the heroes assemble to discuss how to obtain the seven Sonichu balls needed to break the spell of the dark mirror. Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc (as Reldnahc Ha-Taque) and Black Sonichu embark on a crime wave. Although Sonichu and Magi-Chan are able to appeal to Black Sonichu with reason, Reldnahc is only stopped through a pitched battle with Chris, culminating in the helpful assistance of the returning Bionic the Hedgehog<ref name=sonichu6/><br />
* During Chris's battle with Reldnahc, Black Sonichu is formally introduced to Bubbles, who reaches out to him and helps to redeem him. Later she suggests that he use the nickname "Blake," which he accepts appreciatively.<ref name=cwcipediaBlake/><br />
<br />
''Chris has set the date of the events of Epsiodes 13-14 to 29 April 2006<ref name=cwcipediaBlake/>, although that would be retarded even by Chris's standards, since that was months before Patti <s>died</s> turned into a furry and moved to CWCville.''<br />
<br />
'''2 November'''<br />
<br />
* Kel informs Rosechu of a website, [[4-cent_garbage.com]] that drags the names of Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu through the muck.<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
* '''[[Episode 15]]''': Chris, Sonichu, and Magi-Chan determine that one of the Sonichu Balls is lost in the past, and travel to 13 November 1996 to retrieve it. <br />
* '''[[Episode 16]]''': After Chris, Sonichu, and Magi-Chan recover the lost Sonichu Ball, its power hurls Chris clear of Magi-Chan's time bubble, causing him to be lost in the time void. Sonichu and Magi-Chan return without him and worry for their mayor's safe recovery. Then Sonichu and Rosechu plan to buy condoms and have sex. At PVCC headquarters, Mary Lee Walsh and the assembled villains plan to exploit Chris's absence and launch the most audacious attack on CWCville yet. On station KCWC, Jamsta and Lolisa interview Blanca, Jiggliami, and Robert Simmons V.<ref name=sonichu7>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]</ref><br />
<br />
'''Precise date unknown'''<br />
<br />
* Two misfortunes fall upon Megan - her [[Sailor Megtune]] powers are stripped by Chris and Megagi turns against her. The real life date in which these developments were reported was 3 [[October 2013]],<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born]]</ref> but it is not known when they did occur within the Sonichu chronology. It can be inferred that said events happened after 2 November 2007, as both Megagi and comic-Chris have a cordial relationship with Megan during her last appearance in Episode 15. <br />
<br />
'''3 November'''<br />
<br />
* Zapina Rosechu has recently turned 14 years cute. ^_^ <ref name=sonichu8/><br />
* '''[[Episode 17]]''': As planned, Sonichu and Rosechu have graphic hardcore sex into the small hours of the night. That morning, Rosechu checks out 4-cent_garbage.com and finds salacious artwork of herself and her friends. Disgusted and outraged, Sonichu and Rosechu journey to 4-cent_garbage building in Clarksville, Tennessee to reason with the owner of the site. Wild accompanies them to look for one of the Sonichu Balls. When the evil Jason Kendrick Howell refuses to hear out Sonichu and Rosechu, Rosechu transforms into a unthinking beast and savages Howell. After Wild recovers the Sonichu Ball, Rosechu and her girlfriends (Angelica, Bubbles, Lolisa, Simonla, and Zapina) assemble at her house to plan a nude photoshoot to raise awareness of a woman's right not to be mistaken for a she-male.<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
<br />
'''20 December'''<br />
* Ten weeks after being left comatose by Bionic the Hedgehog, Reldnahc awakens in the hospital and swears revenge (although he was at Mary Lee Walsh's meeting on 2 November).<ref name=sonichu6/><br />
<br />
'''22 December'''<br />
* '''[[Episode 18|Episode 18 Prologue]]''': Rosechu, mother of three, celebrates her 19th birthday.<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
<br />
===2008===<br />
<br />
''January''<br />
<br />
* Three months after their first date, Blake quits Team Rocket and moves in with Bubbles.<ref name=cwcipediaBlake/> Despite the impression given by several [[CWCipedia]] articles (such as those on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Bubbles_Rosechu Bubbles] and [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu Blake]) that Blake's departure from the organization was uneventful, the sixth slide of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]] tells us that Team Rocket had not willingly allowed Blake to leave their ranks and that he had to flee from them.<br />
<br />
'''2 February'''<br />
* '''[[Episode 18|Episode 18 Prologue]]''': The Chaotic Combo (Wild, Angelica, Punchy, Magi-chan, and Bubbles) celebrate their 19th birthday at CWCville Mall.<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
<br />
'''17 March'''<br />
* '''[[Episode 18|Episode 18 Prologue]]''': Sonichu's friends throw him a surprise party for his 20th birthday.<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
<br />
'''21 March'''<br />
* '''[[Episode 18|Episode 18 Prologue]]''': Bubbles clandestinely visits Blake to celebrate what she considers to be his 20th birthday (he is in fact nine years old).<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
<br />
'''22 March'''<br />
* '''[[Episode 18]]''': The hedgehogs celebrate Spring Break in CWCville at the beach. Blake pretends to be a jerk so Bubbles's friends won't know she's fucking him. Bubbles locates one of the Sonichu Balls. A Squirtle yawns. Using her shapeshifting powers Silvana fucks Blake and almost fucks Bubbles, for no apparent reason. Wild and Punchy decide to attend Dating Education.<ref name=sonichu8/><br />
<br />
'''beginning after 22 March, ending on 6 May'''<br />
<br />
* '''[[Episode 19]]''': Wild, Punchy, [[Layla Flaaffy]], Simonla, [[Reginald Sneasel]], and [[Ivy]] attend [[dating education]] classes at CWCville University. God and Jesus let both Ivy and Chris to communicate across the [[Time Void]].<ref name=sonichu9/><br />
<br />
'''Precise date unknown'''<br />
<br />
* While responding to [[Evan]] in [[Mailbag 43#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 43]], Chris mentioned an incident where Simonchu interrupted a CWCville town hall meeting in order to tell [[Simonla]] to come back home with him to Ecgville. After Simonla refuses, Simonchu uses force but is thwarted by [[Wild]]. No mention was made of when did this happen, but Wild and Simonla appear to have already been a couple at that time, putting the incident's most likely date somewhere between 6 May 2008 and 9 August 2008 (Simonla's death).<br />
<br />
'''4 June'''<br />
<br />
* '''[[Episode 20]]''': PVCC uses its army of Decepticlones to launch a full-scale invasion of CWCville. The Chaotic Combo, Bionic and Megagi, Darkbind, and the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] do their best to turn the tide. [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]] is killed when her apartment building is set ablaze by the attack. Ivy O'Neil is also horrifically killed when she falls in an elevator shaft and is strangled by one of the cables. In a final last stand, Sonichu engages in single combat with Mary Lee Walsh, defeats her, and then simply lets her escape with her followers.<ref name=sonichu9/><br />
<br />
'''9 August'''<br />
<br />
* '''[[Episode 20|Episode 20 Epilogue]]''': Wild and Magi-chan rescue Chris from the Time Void.<br />
* '''[[Episode 21]]''': Chris explains that the time void temporarily left him in the year 2015, where he helped develop a homosexuality vaccine. He sends Magi-chan back to the future to pick up mass quantities of the vaccine to distribute in the water supply of the present day. Later, Chris travels to the 4-cent_garbage.com building, where his [[medallion]] is briefly stolen until he uses the real power in his [[high school ring]] to teleport it to safety. Chris then gathers [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|his band]] to finally destroy 4-cent_garbage with the power of rock. Magi-chan returns from time traveling to explain that, by 24 February 2009, the homosexuality vaccine will be distributed throughout the world. [[Meg Griffin]] wanders by to make out with Chris, but it turns out to be Silvana trolling him. Using the power of the assembled Sonichu Balls, Chris and Sonichu transform into [[Collosal Chris-chan]] and Ultra Sonichu; they proceed to free Crystal from the mirror, un-brainwash PVCC's Jerkops, awaken Zelina Rosechu, liberate [[Asperchu]] and his friends, release Count Graduon, and finally defeat Mary Lee Walsh. Chris delivers a mayoral address in which he effectively declares himself mayor for life. Alec, Mao, Sean, Evan, and [[Simonchu]] orchestrate the assassination of Simonla. Moments after Wild is told of Simonla's death, their child [[Sandy]] is born.<ref name=sonichu10/> At an unknown date afterwards [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|Simonla was revived by Chris]].<br />
<br />
'''16 August'''<br />
* Sandy evolves from a Rosey into a Rosechu.<br />
* '''[[Episode 21|Episode 21, Original]]''': One week after being arrested for the murder of Simonla, Alec, Mao, Sean and Evan are tried, convicted and horrifically executed for their crimes.<ref name=sonichu10/><br />
* '''[[Book10Replacement|Episode 21, Revised]]''': One week after being arrested for the murder of Simonla, Alec, Mao, Sean, and Evan are tried, convicted and sentenced to live among the Amish for the rest of their lives, without Internet access and thus without the ability to [[troll]].<ref name=sonichu10r>[[Book10Replacement]]</ref><br />
* A week after the releasing of Graduon and the reversal of his spells on Silvana, Magi-Chan offers his friendship to Silvana. She cockblocks him.<ref name="cwcipediaMagiChan"/><br />
<br />
'''Mid-September'''<br />
* '''[[Book10Replacement|Episode 21, Revised]]''': In the Amish community, Alec, Mao and Evan have a riveting conversation. Mao was apparently forced to take a wife.<ref name=sonichu10r/><br />
<br />
'''12-13 December'''<br />
<br />
* '''[[Sonichu 11|Special Episode]]''': Sonichu and his family prepare to celebrate Christmas.<ref name=sonichu11>[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]</ref><br />
<br />
'''15 December'''<br />
<br />
*[[Simonla]] recovers from critical condition.<br />
<br />
==The future==<br />
<br />
Note that ''Sonichu'' continuity currently leaves off at 15 December 2008. So far, anything occurring after that is in "the future."<br />
<br />
===2009===<br />
<br />
'''24 February'''<br />
<br />
* According to [[Magi-Chan]], by this time the [[homos]]exuality vaccine he brought back from the future to August 2008 will have been tested and distributed throughout the world's water supply, and all homosexuals and [[The Wallflower|asexuals]] have been cured. In honor of this event, the date is declared "Christian Love Day," in honor of [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] rescuing millions of people from condemnation to Hell for their deviant perversions.<ref name=sonichu10/><br />
<br />
'''4 July'''<br />
<br />
* Blake and Bubbles are married.<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref><br />
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===2015===<br />
<br />
* Chris is by now married to [[Lovely Weather]] and has [[Daughter|a daughter named Crystal]]. <br />
<br />
'''June'''<br />
* The Chris of November 2007 is sent through time to this period. [[Lovely Weather]] mistakes the 2007-Chris for her husband, the 2015-Chris. The Chris of 2007 plays along and has sex with his future wife, losing his virginity through deception.<ref name=sonichu10/><br />
* Scientists have isolated the genes involved in causing people to become homosexual. The Chris of 2007 participates in a study to find a cure. His blood samples are used to develop the first successful cure for homosexuality, although it will take several weeks to mass produce. Chris is paradoxically the first test subject for the cure.<br />
* The Chris of 2007 departs this time-frame to return to the Time Void. He takes with him two samples of the prototype homosexuality vaccine, so that he can cure [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]. <br />
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'''31 July'''<br />
* Magi-Chan arrives from August 2008 to pick up enough homosexuality vaccines to vaccinate every man, woman, and child in the year 2008.<br />
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===2029===<br />
<br />
* '''[[Classic Sonichu Strips]], 13 June 2004''': Sonichu has by now evolved into [[Metonic]]. Rosechu has by now evolved into [[Vamprosa]]. Metonic could cut one hundred logs before breakfast, but he already ate lunch and since it is therefore not "before breakfast" he will not cut any more logs. How lazy of him.<ref name=sonichu1/><br />
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==References==<br />
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{{Sonichu}}<br />
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[[Category:Comic]][[Category: Chronology]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Vivian_Gee_E-mails,_2009&diff=195795Vivian Gee E-mails, 20092016-03-09T18:46:01Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>This page lists emails exchanged between Chris and [[Vivian Gee]] in [[2009]]. The saga concludes in [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010]].<br />
==Emails==<br />
===8 February===<br />
<br />
{{Email|Okay, so I've been thinking a bit and I've got it!<br />
<br />
It's called the Christian Chandler show! It only requires a video camera and you can easily do that! With the show, you can like, get popularity and [[YouTube]] will notice you! People become super rich and famous after they've get a deal with YouTube!<br />
<br />
Not only that, you could get noticed by a bunch of companies and they can sponsor you for money! I can't believe I didn't come up with this sooner!<br />
<br />
Basically, every day, you do a video that can involve a bunch of segments like these:<br />
<br />
Chris Reviews! (Your thoughts on the latest games, movies and [[anime]]!)<br><br />
Chris Thinks! (Your thoughts on the latest news!)<br><br />
[[Sonichu]] Says! (Latest news about Sonichu!)<br><br />
[[Fashion]] 101! (Advice on the latest styles of clothes!)<br><br />
Love Doctor Chris! (Advice on love!)<br><br />
Chris Answers! (Answer questions from [[fans]]!)<br><br />
Chris's Life! (Show stuff around your [[house]]!)<br><br />
Chris Recommends! (Stuff that you recommend/don't recommend your viewers!)<br />
<br />
Please do this! You need to gain exposure and money! You should also get a new e-mail where fans of the Christian Chandler show can write in for segments like Love Doctor Chris and give you things to Chris Review!<br />
<br />
Love, [[Vivian]]}}<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|Thank you, Vivian, I will greatly consider that idea. Although having a Daily Show may be a stretch for me; weekly perhaps.<br />
<br />
Peace,<br />
Christian C.}}<br />
<br />
===10 February===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I was just in the [[Mumble]] Chatroom with my fans, and [[Julie]]. [[Clyde]] later entered, moved everyone out of the chatroom, and talked mean to me. And I have completed my promised to him of cleaning my [[room]], which [[CWC Update 10 February 2009|the video]] proving that is Live on YouTube.<br />
<br />
I feel very uncomfortable when I hear his forcing, dominating voice tone. I would deeply appreciate it if you would talk to Clyde and see if you can coerce him to lay off my case, please.<br />
<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Christian C.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|I was listening to the entire thing. I can't stop him, [[Homos|I can only tame him.]]<br />
<br />
But I have to agree with pretty much everything he said. I'm not going to stop him until you clean up your act.<br />
<br />
It's for the best.<br />
<br />
- Vivian}}<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I am working on my life and bettering it, I promise you, Vivian. If I have to prove it to you, I can and will within your directions of how I can prove it to you. In any case, Please have Clyde leave Julie alone; she does NOT need the abuse. I have given it a Great Start with cleaning up my room; the video is LIVE.<br />
<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|From what I've learned from Clyde, this is what you have to do.<br />
<br />
Get a job.<br />
Pay off your debts.<br />
<br />
- Vivian}}<br />
<br />
===29 May===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I've just checked my [[PSN]] account, and when "Clyde" hacked into it recently, he made two purchases without my consent; the Variety Map Pack from [[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare|COD4: Modern Warfare]] and the Steel & Titanium Pack from [[Wikipedia:Killzone 2|Killzone 2]], out of the 20 dollar [[PSN]] Card I had redeemed shortly before. Anyway, it took me down by $15.98. And with due respect, and appreciaiting you as a fan of my Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] stories, and that you're "Taking the reigns" [''sic''] for Clyde, I respectfully ask to be reimbursed the 15.98. I would appreciate a check made out for that amount, or an unscratched $20 PSN Card sent to my home address (14 Branchland Ct. [[Ruckersville]], VA 22968) quickly, please. I have the [[jerkops|police]] and a lawer [''sic''] on my side in real life. Thank you for your understanding and prompt response.<br />
<br />
Love and Peace,<br />
Christian C.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|I'd love to give you the money, but I can't because it's not in our budget. Samantha really loves Grade A cat food you know and she won't let me give you anything.<br />
<br />
So I guess you'll have to get the police and your lawyer (not lawer) on us. Sorry.<br />
<br />
-Vivian}}<br />
<br />
===4 August ===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|To clarify, Vivian, I am Thanking ALL [[Trolls]] for their documentation of whatever truths I have shared with them in the past, GRANTED They've twisted the words around and made me look bad, stupid and worse, but the ORIGINAL WORDS and drawings that I have stated and created from my hand have been Documented, especially on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Page. And those documented words and images from YEARS of information Seperate ME from any Impostor, Especially the [[Liquid Chris|Brown-Striped Jeff]].<br />
<br />
And I am thanking ALL Trolls for even trying to break my spirits, to have me emotionally pick my back up eventually, which was WEEKS AGO NOW, just to Make ME grow up emotionally better and More Well-Off, Better business Game-Plans, and all that jazz.<br />
<br />
I have had my revelation for the PURPOSE of Trolls and [[Internet]] Bullies from GOD the other day, and with a FULL-CONFIDENT HEART, WELL-CONFIRMED THOUGHTS AND PONDERS, and ENERGETIC GUSTO, I thanked you all. :)<br />
<br />
God has put you all on this earth, and appointed you all each to pick on my nerves to challenge my reactions; Now that I fully Understand all that beyond "I'm just doing it for the fun of it", "I'm Just Bored", "I Just Like Trolling" and such, I can finally move on with you all in my background and continue with my Drawing and Coloring of my Stories and Books, and Stand Up For MY FULL POWER on the City of Cwcville and beyond, and espeically in becoming an emotionally Stronger Man among all that.<br />
<br />
Thank you, Vivian. Thank you Clyde. Thank You ALL.<br />
<br />
(again, my humblest condolences for Clyde).<br />
<br />
Keep a Happy Thought, and Stay Safe,<br><br />
Love and Peace,<br><br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|You still haven't learned anything have you?}}<br />
<br />
===15 August===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I've just heard; NOT COOL! If you make and sell your [[DVD]]s without my Authorization, YOU will be in Violation of the Counterfeit Laws, and I will not go easy. This is your First and Last Warning.<br />
<br />
Peace,<br><br />
Christian C.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Alright, try me.}}<br />
<br />
===19 August===<br />
<br />
{{Email|Well, do you want it?<br />
<br />
You [[curse]]d me yet again, bro. And cursing dead people ain't gonna do much lol.<br />
<br />
And so basically, you want me to get kidnapped or whatever the fuck happened to the other guy? Nice try, but I ain't retarded like him, I'm smart.<br />
<br />
Also, the FBI don't exist in France, baby.<br />
<br />
Love, Vivian}}<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|France, Huh? I challenge you to prove that you live in France; SHOW ME YOUR Driver's License, COMPLETE WITH THE WHOLE ADDRESS; you may leave your customer number censored. Scan it, black-out the customer number in photoshop, then e-mail it to me. I'll know if you're faking by looking at the drivers license. NO Photograph of you holding the license; IT HAS TO BE A FRESH SCAN.<br />
<br />
Still, though, the curse brings mainly Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune; Watch Your Back.<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|first off, i don't drive, i ride a bicycle<br />
<br />
second off, you're probably trying to find out where i live<br />
<br />
third off, i don't drive, i ride a bicycle<br />
<br />
also i guess you don't want any profits<br />
<br />
love, vivian}}<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|Ha, like a Criminal like you would ever share profits from her wrong-doing.<br />
<br />
Okay, smart-ass, then you would not mind sharing your Passport, or even sending me a hand-written letter via snail-mail FROM YOUR OWN Home Address (NO PO BOXES).}}<br />
<br />
===You Die Today, BITCH! — 1 September===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|[[Death threats|HAVE A GOD DAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW]], THIS VERY MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|as i can reply to this, i currently don't have a heart attack<br />
<br />
jesus christ, wishing death isn't very nice<br />
<br />
...you bitch<br />
<br />
LOVE<br />
<br />
Vivian}}<br />
<br />
=== I don't care — 1 September===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|You are on my Blocked List; I give you NO mercy; you have broken your own Last Straw.<br><br />
Go To Hell!}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|No Chris, you broke MY last straw.<br />
<br />
You don't realize you did this to yourself.<br />
<br />
-Vivian}}<br />
<br />
=== Vivian, let's talk business — 14 November===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|Now that I finally have peace of mind, I apologize for the past unformalitites and emotional outbursts in past communications. I have decided, I will fully approve your continued Audiobook Videos and Sales, but in return, I ask for 25% of all the [[money]] (changed to [[U.S.A.]] currency) you have, and will have, made from all that you have put together and sold, as well as two copies of each CD/DVD of the [[Audiobooks]], and two of each other additional merchandise aside from the Audiobooks.<br />
<br />
I extend an olive branch of peace, and I await your well-thought response. Have a good, Safe day, Miss Vivian.<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Yeah, peace of mind.<br />
<br />
Peace of mind to fucking want me dead at least...what?...3 to 4 times now?<br />
<br />
You've cursed me like 17 times and now you expect me to give you money? I fucking offered you months ago and you just wanted me dead.<br />
<br />
Go fuck yourself.<br />
<br />
- Love Vivian}}<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I deeply apologize for the number of curses as well; that was very unsportsmanlike of me, plus I was under misunderstandings and [[stress]]. Sometimes, [[Slow-in-the-minds|it takes me a while to realize some truths]] and what I need, and this was just one of them.<br />
<br />
Also, I have another proposition for you, after much consideration, and sound advice from my personal assistant, I would like to hire you to be my manager of business relations. Obviously, you have done something right with your wheeling and dealing to make the money from the Audiobooks. Merchandise should be made official; I would like a list of all<br />
those who have created "Merchandise"; webpages, contact info and names,<br />
so I can get in touch with the ones who did well in their creations<br />
(not just shipshod parodic crap), or locate some toy companies' info<br />
for my reference. Phone conversations with the true people of [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]], and maybe [[Sony]], would be beneficial, with assured assistance from my manager.<br />
<br />
It Is Time to set the merchandise wheels and legitimate business talks<br />
in motion.<br><br />
I have removed all curses from the past, and sent you forgiveness blessings. I have had the epiphamy about business relations and matured mentally from that; please help me.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Anyone making merchandise is doing it on a very-small scale, like me, they don't have the budget to expand nor will they do so. You're better off on trying to contact already established companies.<br />
<br />
425.882.2040<br />
Nintendo's number as listed on [http://www.nintendo.com/corp/contact.jsp http://www.nintendo.com/corp/contact.jsp] <br />
<br />
Sega doesn't have a number immediately listed.<br />
<br />
800-345-7669<br />
Sony's number as listed on http://www.us.playstation.com/Corporate/ContactUs<br />
<br />
You need to have a video pitch ready since I assume you don't have the money to travel to all these locations. I suggest a high-quality 18 minute pitch of Sonichu. Don't use that shitty camera that you've been using that keeps skipping, no one will take you seriously with that.<br />
<br />
Here is a run-down of what I believe would make a solid pitch:<br><br />
1 minute of introducing yourself, [[Christian Weston Chandler]].<br><br />
2 minutes of introducing Sonichu, its origin.<br><br />
2 minutes of explaining Sonichu's appeal.<br><br />
4 minutes of explaining what you will do to make Sonichu succeed.<br><br />
- Be project adviser<br><br />
- Work hard<br><br />
4 minutes of what you expect to achieve in the next year.<br><br />
- How big a demographic (Worldwide?)<br><br />
- What types of merchandise<br><br />
- How many issues of Sonichu<br><br />
4 minutes of why Sonichu will succeed.<br><br />
- Why people like it<br><br />
- How many fans<br><br />
1 minute conclusion.<br />
<br />
Here are some tips from Anthony Sullivan and [[Billy Mays]]:<br><br />
- Project, you need to sound enthusiastic.<br><br />
- Hand gestures<br><br />
- Stand up<br><br />
- Don't appear nervous<br><br />
- No unnecessary pauses<br />
<br />
Here's the deal. Adventure Time was a short pitch that was on Nickelodeon. Within a few weeks, it had over 2 million viewers. Cartoon Network saw this and they decided to produce Adventure Time and now it's becoming a full fledged cartoon with merchandise and everything. You need to appeal to companies. While you can contact companies about your product, it's better for THEM to come to YOU because then you know they are interested.<br />
<br />
- Vivian}}<br />
<br />
=== I am not lazy — 18 November===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I have printed your last e-mail for my information, and I am making touch with the companies. Thank you for your advice.<br />
<br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|And what have they said?}}<br />
<br />
=== You've done jack shit, haven't you? — 19 November===<br />
<br />
{{Email|Seriously, you want a fucking manager but YOU can't even CHECK YOUR GOD DAMN E-MAIL A FEW TIMES A DAY. IF YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN DO MORE SONICHU BULLSHIT?<br />
<br />
Christ almighty, you're probably still playing [[LittleBigPlanet]] [[PSP]] aren't you? Lazy piece of shit.}}<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|No, I have been giving a lot of thought and work into the pages and the video. I am not lazy.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Describe your thinking process. Spell it out for me. I already gave you a basic script you should work off of. You don't need to think much harder than that.<br />
<br />
Besides, how hard is it to phone up a couple of companies? Jesus christ, you are fuckin' lazy. You can say it all you want but until you show me progress, you're a fucking lazy jackass.}}<br />
<br />
=== Holy fucking shit it's been 2 fucking days. — 22 November===<br />
<br />
{{Email|You're still doing shit on your fucking site, but that's the bare fucking minimum. Are you just avoiding me to avoid doing any work? God damn it, you fucking lazy piece of shit.}}<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|Just you wait; I will be uploading the 18 minute video in two part onto YouTube tomorrow; I've almost finished my script for it.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Have you contacted any companies?<br />
<br />
I better see it tomorrow.}}<br />
<br />
=== Okay — 24 November===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I will work on that. Also, I apologize for not replying sooner or more often; I am in contact with Nintendo, Sega and Sony. Right now, I need to figure out the Accountant-type information to better my presentation. I would appreciate your input on toy, video and local (to me) independant printing/publishing companies, so I can look them up, get cost estimates and such, so I can better present profit for companies like Nintendo, Sega and Sony.<br />
<br />
Thank you.<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|I'm not familiar with local Virginia companies so I can't help you with that. Go do some research yourself on that.<br />
<br />
You're better off doing self-promotion, going to conventions and selling home-made Sonichu stuff that way. Tons of people from all around the world at conventions. You'll get worldwide exposure and maybe you'll get some small company to help support you. Until you start doing that, you're going to get ZERO OFFERS from anyone.<br />
<br />
This is why you need to start promoting harder. That video will be a start, showing comapnies of the local popularity of Sonichu, then you're gonna have to work harder...but you gotta take it one step at a time.<br />
<br />
I expect it done on Friday.}}<br />
<br />
===25 November ===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|But please give me until Next Friday; this is Thanksgiving week after all; I feel I would have better luck on getting interviews for that video the week after the holiday.<br />
<br />
I will send you daily progress reports on what happened the day before. Yesterday, I have drawn two pages and uploaded them onto the [[Cwcipedia]].<br />
<br />
Happy Thanksgiving, and Stay Safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Alright then, well in the meantime you should be working on more Sonichu pages and answering more [[Mailbag|fanmail]] for now.<br />
<br />
All you can do now is maintain your fans.<br />
<br />
Here's something else you can do. You should plan each page in advance like write a synopsis in advance.<br />
<br />
You said in one time that were "drawing a blank". You should spend some time on Friday (happy thanksgiving) planning the rest of the pages. A two-three sentence summary for each page remaining would be good.<br />
<br />
Page 87: Rosechu wakes up, [[Eggman]] blows up his Transformer to kill everyone in the path.<br />
Page 88: Eggman announces his betrayal of [[Giovanni]] and Sonichu tries to stop him. [[Bionic]] helps.<br />
<br />
etc. You should try something like that. You should try planning.}}<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your suggestion. But I have just drawn up to page 90; I'll be uploading them shortly. That decepticlone was already sliced by [[Darkbind]], and on page 90, those three villians leave for now. You may read for yourself later tonight.<br />
<br />
Stay safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Okay, 4 pages. Nice. You really should be doing that on a daily basis though.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I was talking about planning ahead. Do you know what's going to happen on page 91? 92? 93? etc. Planning ahead will save you a lot of time. From the gist of what I'm getting, you're planning it out one page at a time. I mean, you seem to have a general idea of where you want to go, but not a detailed plan.<br />
<br />
Also, you should come up with an idea to promote Sonichu (besides that public reaction video)<br />
<br />
Something...edgy. I dunno. I honestly have no idea where to go with this one.<br />
<br />
For example: do not do "all I want for xmas is a PSP". Sony dropped the ball hard on that one, costing them more sales by perpetuating an image of idiocy.<br />
<br />
You need to do something exciting, eye-catching and intriguing.<br />
<br />
That idea, though, will take more time to come up with.}}<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I have the ideas for the rest of this book, so I am good, thank you. I also have my ideas for [[Sonichu 10|book 10]], [[Sonichu 11|11]] and [[Sonichu 12|12]], but I am open for suggestions as well. I have drawn another page and uploaded it just now; I will be answering some of the letters in the [[mailbag]] tonight, and dedicating tomorrow to finish all the rest of the replies for now. As for the edgy idea, I will think heavily on that as well (still open <br />
for suggestions).<br />
<br />
Something else on my mind, I am certain you have heard the complaints of the audiobook CDs previously sold; if I may ask, how are you dealing with that? I do apologize for leading the messages your way, but I felt you had to know, so you could take appropriate actions.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|That's why I get for using blank CDs as coasters. I just offered a refund or another copy, no big deal. See, it's these kind of problems you need to learn to deal with.<br />
<br />
[[Sonichu's Edge|Anyway, I was thinking of parkour]], ya know, like from [[Wikipedia:Mirror's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]. Just wear a Sonichu shirt and go out and parkour it up or something.]] But that's just one idea I'm tossing about.<br />
<br />
Also, what made you draw 4 pages? You should be doing that everyday.<br />
<br />
-Vivian}}<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|That's good of you to offer the refund or newer copy; I admire that honesty. A parkour sounds neat; I will think about that further. I'm about to finish up the current batches of fanmail in the mailbag. As I already have stated in a recent [[Captain's Log|C-Log]], I have authorized the merchandise that was previously dubbed unofficial, with the exception of bootleg Books and DVDs. I will be making the video sharing that same message tonight after I update the Cwcipedia.<br />
<br />
Let me apologize again for the past insults I have made before, it was definitely wrong of me to make such presumptuous outbursts, especially to people who were only offering their input for originally helpful reasons. I am happy that you and I are working together now on peaceful terms. And I hope we can remain friends from now on.<br />
<br />
I also apologize deeply to [[Clyde]] for the demise of his brother, and all the insults I have given to him in the past, and I forgive him of his past misdeeds. I'll forward this to him later. I hope we all can put all the mishaps behind us and move forward on good terms.<br />
<br />
I'll e-mail you again tomorrow.<br />
Stay Safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
===1 December ===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I apologize for not e-mailing the past couple of days, but I have some updates for you. I uploaded a couple of pages lately, plus another one today. I went to the local mall yesterday with my digital camera; I found some people who knew of Sonichu. Upon asking for their interview, most of them said they didn't want their face online right now, that they were busy, or such. I am working diligently on searching for interviews; I've asked a couple of close friends to help me find some volunteers. I search a bit more today during an outing; still little luck. But I'll head out again tomorrow and have another go at it at another location. I will send you another update tomorrow. Thank you for your paitence and kindness.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe, and Peace,<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Well, here's the thing, all you need for the video is genuine reactions to Sonichu. Just show them a Sonichu [[comic]] or something have them speak their mind. You don't need to do a full-on interview, although you could if you want.<br />
<br />
Also, what about the parkour idea. You should do it.<br />
<br />
And you should be answering more mail, and why haven't you been doing more than one page a day? You could do it for Thanksgiving, so explain that.}}<br />
<br />
===2 December ===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|It rained over here today, but I am still going to run with the camera on Thursday; hopefully the weather will cooperate better. Plus, I have gotten a few interviews from people, so I should have the video up later this week. I drew another page today, and I am going to answer some more [[fanmail]].<br />
<br />
Have a safe day,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|Hm, how long will it take for you to edit the video together? I can edit the video if you want.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I have an idea that will consistently produce content and show that you actively care about your fans. You should pick like maybe 2-3 mail each week to answer in a video. Put some heart into those videos and that'll show you care.<br />
<br />
If I come up with any more ideas, I'll let you know.}}<br />
<br />
===4 December ===<br />
<br />
{{Email|You said you needed another week for the public reactions video and it's been another week. You said you already had the footage, so I expect it up tonight. You also missed a day for a page and you didn't answer mail.<br />
<br />
You can't slack off like this. I swear to god if you're playing video games I'm going to beat your head in.}}<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|I said that I had people lined up for interview; I did not say I had the footage yet. But I will have the footage shortly. I appreciate your paitience, and I did the run.<br />
<br />
Stay Safe,<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
<br />
{{Email|You're taking your sweet time.<br />
<br />
Let me see your daily schedule. Let me see where you're spending your time. I honestly doubt your life can be that busy so you can't do this stuff on command.}}<br />
<br />
===8 December ===<br />
<br />
{{EmailReply|The snow last weekend delayed the scheduled interviews, but at least I did make [[Sonichu's Edge|the parkour-run]], and I have just finished [[Sonichu 9|Book #9]], with Page 1 or so of the [[Sonichu 10|10th Book]] to be drawn today. Also, I have your advice well in heart. And with that, I would like your advice on getting sponsors for the Sonichu Franchise, as well as the Cwcipedia. Considering you live in France, you may know of some clean, good product companies to ask to sponsor the Cwcipedia.<br />
<br />
The holiday season is setting things back, but I am doing my research for local printing and merchandise-making places and comparing rates, plus I am going to appoint you to be my accountant as of this coming January (after the holiday season is through).<br />
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With that, I will go ahead and trust in Confidentiality with you the rough amounts of my full [[tugboat]], the amount that I give to my father out of that per month, and a few other details. And I will send you a scanned paper statement at the beginning of January. With this, I am trusting you to keep the information to yourself and not share it with ANYONE outside of you and me.<br />
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Anyway, roughly, the current tugboat amount is 800 a month, I pay my father 565 out of it to cover rent, part of the house bills, and payments on my Credit Card debt he took upon himself to take charge of. And next month only, I have the final payments to make on a few things I ordered from Publisher's Clearing House, then there's my [[Netflix]] monthly of 10, and a monthly of 50 towards a loan I have. And of course there are a few minor variables that come in and out that I can't recall right now.<br />
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After I scan and send you the statement, I will scan and send you the receipts of my payments to report.<br />
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I will talk to you again later.<br><br />
Stay Safe,<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
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{{Email|Okay, some more ideas for videos that don't require you to be outside (whenever the weather is good- go out and do the public reactions/interviews, DO NOT DELAY, DO NOT LET THE WEATHER FUCK YOU UP)<br />
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Anyway:<br><br />
Answer select fanmails on video<br><br />
Roleplay as Sonichu and spread a good message each week (for the kids)<br><br />
Anything to keep you in the public eye, this is necessary. We live in the age of YouTube, if you have a lot of videos, or really long videos, you will be noticed moreso than others who produce less.<br />
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You can not get sponsors, Tiger Woods (bad example I know but before the scandal) wasn't getting sponsors until he was hugely popular. No other golfer can claim to be as big a sponsor as he does. There are hundreds of artists, you need to work 100 times harder to get noticed. At this stage, you can't get any sponsors. And it would be best to look for sponsors in the US.<br />
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I will accept the responsibility of being your accountant in January but your statement about "few minor variables that come in and out that I can't recall right now." is very disconcerting to me. You need to keep track of everything otherwise you could be bleeding money you don't even know about. Also, what is Publisher's Clearing House and what do you buy from it?<br />
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You need to be keeping up on the pages and mailbags. You should be doing more than one page and more mailbags at this point. You have to work harder and harder, not just remain stagnant. Someone who is explosive, not a rock.}}<br />
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{{EmailReply|Okay, sounds good. Today, I've drawn up two single drawings, versions of myself and Sonichu + Rosechu for "[[Family Guy]]", this is in response to a tip I've received; I'll forward the e-mail to you after I finish typing this one. Anyway, I've recorded and uploaded a new video addressing that, and showing the two drawings, noting that a new respective page is to be made tonight on the Cwcipedia with the two scanned drawings, a story for the episode featuring me, and my opinions on some of the things on "Family Guy" and such. I have also drawn page 2 for the 10th book, and that is uploaded. I will fill in the info on the Family Guy page after I answer another set of mailbag letters tonight.<br />
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I will answer some of the paper fanmail I have in a video tomorrow; I keep them, and their envelopes, within my Big Sonichu Book (although I should say that Plural now, because the orginal one was SOOO Full, I had to get a second big binder from a Goodwill; so all the stuff that are side-issue-like pages of Sonichu that originally were located behind the homemade trading card pages are now in the [[Sonichu 2|2nd Volume]] of the Sonichu Book). But I digress.<br />
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I understand what you talk about for the sponsor issue. But the sooner those homo ads on the Cwcipedia that [[Jack]] had put up go down, or are replaced with more sutibale ads, such as [[My Coke Rewards|Coca Cola]] ads, the better and more comfortable I will feel.<br />
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The variables will be made clear as I report the monitary use to you. I feel a bit surprised that you have not heard of Publisher's Clearing House; I guess it's just a United States thing. Well, to start, it is described on the [[Wikipedia]], and basically, and I quote the Wikipedia, "PCH is a multi-channel direct marketing company that offers discounted magazine subscriptions and household merchandise to consumers with the chance to enter to win one of many ongoing sweepstakes."<br />
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In a nutshell, from PCH, I have purchased in the past a few Sexual-Education Videos, from places like the Sinclair and Alexander Institutes (feel free to Google them), subscription to Playboy Magazine, and a few other things like a Light-Up Paper Cutter, Battery Checker, Fish Oil Tablets to name a few. I have stopped it there a month ago, and I have only one last montly payment to make next month. PCH also offers family movie videos, flowers, jewelry, CDs, informercial-advertised items and more.<br />
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Anyway, I should go to answer the mailbags.<br />
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Stay Safe,<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
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===17 December===<br />
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{{Email|why you been doing no mailbags and comics<br />
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You gotta keep up.<br />
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Okay, if you have any spare time, I know some females who would love to see some more stuff like what you just posted.<br />
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Like I unno, dancing shirtless to I'm too Sexy for my shirt. Ya know, cuz that's a cool song.<br />
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Ya know.<br />
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Okay, I'm hoping for the Sonichu vid on Sunday then.}}<br />
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{{EmailReply|Like I said a couple of days ago, I had to go with my family to visit my aunt and uncle yesterday, which was a nice and pleasant trip, and I would not have time for the pages . I made the note on the Cwcipedia beforehand of that as well. I fell asleep shortly after my arrival back home, and since this morning, I had to work cleaning the [[cat]] poo box and around it out of the kitchen. Plus, my father needed me for business where I was personally required to be there. I didn't get back home today until about 4:00. I went straight to my PC to type in the Personal [[ED]] Page revisions and explanations with the verbatim ED Page text; that took me over 5 hours.<br />
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And I will be looking for the interviews around my church Sunday.<br />
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Also, I want to make sure I understand, in reference to your note of knowing some ladies who like what I had just posted, are you talking about my manly new video I uploaded a couple of days ago? Because that would be sweet to have them around for a while. :)<br />
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Anyway, Take Care and Stay Safe,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
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===22 December ===<br />
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{{EmailReply|Just another update. I have received a LOT of snow the past weekend, and I have been unable to leave the house the past few days. It was LITERALLY (My) Knee-Deep; the mail nor the paper had run since the past Saturday. But as you were able to tell on the Cwcipedia, I did not stop on the drawing. Although after a 2-second blackout, I was without my PC for over 24 hours. But after I got it back, I made the new update on there, then uploaded my 3 days worth of pages the next day. I will be uploading today's pair shortly and answering more fanmail.<br />
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Hopefully, I'll be able to get a [[car]] out of my yard tomorrow; I've dug out a path for the car, now I have to get the big amount of snow off of it before I can move it; it turned nighttime by the time I had finished digging the car path. You'll like how Sonichu would deal with that amount of snow on tomorrow's pair of pages. And I will have the video of the [[A Sonichu Day|day in Sonichu's life]] recorded soon; I had to think a lot about it, and I almost have the script for it finished.<br />
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I'll e-mail again later.<br><br />
Stay Safe, and Merry Christmas.<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
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{{Email|as I said, if you need help ask for it.<br />
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also, since i'm guessing snow has been hitting hard, I'm thinking of other videos you could simply do indoors instead of going outside.<br />
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unless you like to start snowfights i guess.<br />
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Uh...maybe you could play the harmonica? everyone loves music unless you're deaf lol<br />
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also, january is coming up and so you'll need to send me those financial papers<br />
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also, how much do you currently have saved up?}}<br />
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{{EmailReply|Thank you, should anything come up where I am unable to go online for a<br />
while, or anything I can think of that you can help me with, I will<br />
(try to) let you know.<br />
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My family and I managed to get one car out of the snowy yard yesterday;<br />
[[Father Call|I did a LOT of shoveling.]] We went to the grocery store (Food Lion) for<br />
supplies, got some coffee and lunch at [[Burger King]], and ran a couple of<br />
other errands as well. Upon getting back home, the car got stuck in<br />
our snow for a while; I had to help push the car, spread some [[kitty]]<br />
litter, and dig around the car, until we've finally managed to move the<br />
car's behind out of the road and into the snow driveway. While there<br />
is chance of us being able to go out again, we're not planning on<br />
risking it. Especially with the Freezing Rain coming in at about<br />
Midnight tonight. I felt really tired after all that work; we got back<br />
inside the house at about 7:30 PM. I ended up crashing during the 9:00<br />
PM hour, waking this morning at 5:30.<br />
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I intend on recording the video for "[[A Sonichu Day|A day in the life of Sonichu]]"<br />
today, as well as draw 2 or 4 pages today for the [[Christmas Special]]. I<br />
had another idea for the "[[100 2269|Day in the life]]" video, I thought of making a<br />
motion-comic in a [[LittleBiGPlanet]] Level, then of course uploading THAT<br />
level and recording the footage onto a DVD-RW to be ripped from and<br />
uploaded onto YouTube. It's a fun idea anyway. I may just end up<br />
using the [[Lego]] Figures anyway for the video, and make the level as a<br />
side-project along with that.<br />
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I'll play a song on the harmonica in a video soon. And I will send you <br />
the financial information soon as well, with the starting balance after <br />
my next piece of income comes in, which considering the 3rd of the <br />
month ([[January 2010|January, 2010]]) falls on a Sunday, and there is the holiday of <br />
New Year's Day the Friday before, I should get it in as early as next <br />
Tursday. After it comes in, I will print the page of the current <br />
status and starting January amount, mark out the bank numbers, scan it <br />
in and e-mail it to you. And I will let you know of the planned <br />
spendings and such then.<br />
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I'll TTYL,<br><br />
Merry Christmas and Stay Safe,<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
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{{EmailReply|1=As you may have noticed, [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thaddius]] has been donating to the Cwcipedia and abusing his rights to place ads in the adspace with the God-Damn [[homos]]exual ads. At first, it was light, the pic of Peter Griffin with the message of Seth McFarline approving of it, then he touched a nerve with the [[Aspergers]] &#61; [[Autism]] ad (AT LEAST IT HAD A WOMAN IN THAT IMAGE). Then he adds 4 more offensive homo ads, and tonight he monopolizes the space with TWO EXPLICIT ADS THAT WOULD ONLY BE SHOWN IN AN adam&eve catalog! GOD DAMN!!! I try to cope with the nuisance with F5, and even covering that portion of the screen with removable taped paper. But it's ads like that S.O.B. has on there right now that make me want to cry in shame that my stuff is being dragged down the drain with those WORSE THAN SHITTY, GOD DAMN, HELLHOLE AD IMAGES!!!!!<br />
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<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki><br />
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I miss the days when the ONLY ad on there was the ad for your Audiobooks, but even that is long-gone. Please, Vivian, regain control of the Ad Space and remove those ads; AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A [[Homos|HOMOSEXUAL]] AD, or has an Image that is Offensive to a majority of the worldwide population, I do not care of what is advertised there. You even have my permission to place an ad for a website that is making Sonichu Merchandise; I even made the statement that such merchandise, excluding bootleg DVDs and Comic Books, are Official and Approved By Me.<br />
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I wish for Peace Of Mind and Comfort when I update and view the Cwcipedia. Please help me, Vivian. Do this for me, and I will give <br />
you my full trust and faith.<br />
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In any case, I'm tired from shoveling more snow earlier today, and mostly getting the snow off the other cars. On the brighter side, I managed to make a few heavy avalanches (biggest clumps of snow sliding off any side of the vehicle). But at least I got the [[Sonichu Day]] video created and uploaded, and I did two more pages and got them uploaded. I'll do another pair of pages tomorrow, maybe four. It being [[Jesus]]' Birthday, Christmas Day, I'll be at home with nowhere to go anyway.<br />
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Merry Christmas, Vivan.<br><br />
Love and Peace, and Stay Safe,<br><br />
Christian C.}}<br />
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[[Category:E-mails]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie_E-mails_12&diff=195785Jackie E-mails 122016-03-09T18:42:48Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>This page covers e-mails exchanged between Chris and [[Jackie]] from 31 [[August 2010]] to 2 [[September 2010]]. Chris reports that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] have still failed to come through with the $9,001 for destroying his [[PS3]]. Chris makes up excuses for not drawing the [[pickles]] Jackie wanted, answers a series of questions that Jackie demanded answers to in the previous e-mail. Jackie repeats that Chris drew his fantasy, not hers. Chris gives his plan for raising money for [[Wikipedia:Otakon|Otakon]], consisting of selling games for store credit, scamming his parents, and buying a new [[PS3]]. He offers to make a laughable bet with Jackie to prove he's not addicted to [[video games]]. Jackie calls bullshit and gives a heartfelt speech about how Chris's lack of effort is bad for their relationship. Chris ignores this, worrying momentarily about [[Patti]]'s remains. <br />
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Chris also states that his habitual purchases include lottery tickets. These things are important.<br />
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{{EmailReply|August 31, 2010 - 6:29pm<br />
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The Drawing; I've just told you; that one with you and me in a Pool of water in the Hot Tub with Men and Women Jerking around us in a Circle IS the final version. You can barely see anyone [[Mass Debating|jerking off]] IN COMFORT while they're in the water; it is better done, and drawn, OUT of the water. And it is [[Chris and censorship|Uncensored]]; I can't help it if sometimes men cover the Tip of their [[Pickle|dicks]] with their own hands while masturbating.<br />
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&#42;[[sigh]]*<br />
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I'm just tired after a long day out. No [[pickle]]-breasted woman showed up during the whole Hour I was there; from 1:30 to 2:30. I've just [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mailed]] [[Tito]] to be more direct; send the agent with the Cash directly to my house; I wait for his response.<br />
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I Meant what I had said in the Freedom from the addictions, AND the loneliness put into the Data that was in the [[PS3]] before the Memory Wipeout. And I meant it when my actions in destroying the console were releasing that same past Me from my life.<br />
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On the other hand, between [[Clyde]] and Tito asking for MORE evidence above SOLID evidence that I've destroyed that console in [[Moving Forward]] with my life, and Frustrating me in doing More and More Destruction after the release of the Past Me, and the sense of Moving Forward in the past destruction... I detest NOT being believed in for the God Blessed [[Honest]] Truth and Emotions I've been going through the past weekend.<br />
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And now, with the chase I'm going through to get the Reward Money for You And Me in Our Future and paying off my debt to [[Bob|my father]], the emotions that remain True, I Swear to [[God]], as from the past weekend, it just frustrates me that I'm not getting the compensation that I have earned from Showing Them I Am and Have Moved Forward from the Addiction...<br />
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&#42;sigh*<br />
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My mind is [[Autism|befuddled]].<br />
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To answer your questions.<br />
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1. I was not lying to you; I can live without [[PS3|the console]]. The only influence that has made an impression of a change is the chase for the cash reward, making me seek the "Plan B" to make even an inkling of that reward for myself.<br />
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2. As I have told you, a lot of the data is recoverable (more or less), and I did not say getting a new one would make up for the old memories; I meant that getting the replacement will create NEW memories of [[XBox is OK.MOV|the more positive Me]] that has come around since you returned to me. Another way I can put it; the Old data was lonely from not having someone to share it with; now I have you and our future to create the new memories with on there. I may or may not be making sense, but it is the honest truth from my [[heart]].<br />
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3. No, I did not deliberately lie to my parents to get a new PS3 from them. [[List of Chris's lies|I lied to them]], because if they knew the PS3 was still functional Before I destroyed it, they would feel MORE devastated and distrustful of me. I would rather they think it was a Lost Cause before the destruction.<br />
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Think of it this way, Hypothetically, let's say you had a dress that still looked great on you (maybe a Favorite Dress), but it was something from Last Decade and out of current fashion. Your friends tell you to burn the dress. Then you burn the dress from your friends' suggestion. You end up telling your parents of the event, but you lie about it by saying that the dress did not fit anymore; it was torn up in more ways than one and you could not fix it after trying vigorously again and again; you burn it for the views and opinions of your friends, leaving your parents thinking it was a Lost Cause anyway.<br />
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4. No, I have not been lying to my parents of [[Troll]] influence. [[Naive|I honestly feel that I have more control over myself than the trolls would]]. It is the ideas my mother and father have had in opinion of me after my Past mistakes of making the [[List of videos|terrible videos of myself]], [[Tour of Chris's House|the house tour]], [[Nudes|self-nudity]], [[For My Sweetest Ivy|etc]]. from either [[Chris humps his PS3|blackmail]], [[For Julie's Eyes Only|requests from my ex-girlfriends]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|etc]].<br />
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And with that, I was very distraught after the deaths of my [[PandaHalo|past]] [[Ivy|girlfriends]]; [[Chris and remorse|it would haunt me for Weeks to Months before I would move forward.]] This also includes after [[Julie Reveals Herself|learning]] that the "Girlfriend" was actually a Troll the whole time, such as "[[Julie]]", but with those individuals, [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|I recover more quickly]], because Liars and Fakes don't get as much sympathy or sadness as the [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Real, Honest People who actually have died or left me]].<br />
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5. I did not say that; Seeing you is more important to me than any video game, regardless of time or money spent on it.<br />
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And I did not mean to imply that the PS3 was an "old friend" that I've "murdered"; when I said all that, I was speaking Metaphorically.<br />
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Also, earlier today, out of frustration, and further moving forward from the addiction, I pawned off my [[Nintendo]] 64 AND all of the [[games]] and accessories. I would have also pawned off my Genesis/Sega CD/32X, but the color output was wonkey; the pawner passed on it and all of the software with it. Anyway, I got $40 for the N64 and its stuff. I'm thinking of going onto Craigslist with my Upgraded Genesis with the software bunch, or seeing if I can find someone who's hosting a yard sale in the Community Yard Sale to sell it all for me (no haggling; the price would be set for $80).<br />
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I got to go eat something for dinner, but I'll TTYL.<br />
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Stay Safe and Sweet,<br><br />
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
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{{Email|1=August 31, 2010 - 7:08pm<br />
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Chris, I asked for my drawing to be of us in a pool with a bunch of guys jerking off all around us. You drew one guy and a bunch of women. So you didn't draw my drawing, you drew something you wanted to draw instead. And begging your pardon, but I don't see why you "can't help" what the people in the drawing look like when you are the one drawing it.<br />
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Sigh...<br />
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You say you meant it when you said you were moving forward with your life. I don't care if you lie to the trolls, they haven't earned honesty from you. But I think I have. If you think you can live without the console, then why don't you try it?<br />
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Thank you for answering my questions. Let me try to respond to your answers individually:<br />
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1. So you just had a momentary influence of wanting to get the new PS3, even though getting the money is currently a problem? Does that mean you're rethinking it now, and after you get over the shock of the current situation you would rather not pursue a new PS3?<br />
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2. I think I understand what you're saying here. Although in fairness I should let you know that I'm just not really that into video games in general. When I settle down with the person I'm going to be with for the rest of my life, I certainly plan to create memories... but I hadn't planned on that being with video games. Don't get me wrong, we can play video games together. I just don't think a video game is that significant. There's a whole wide world of richer experiences that two people can share. (We certainly won't be playing video games for our first several dates, at least.)<br />
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3. This is one I still have a problem with. You're saying that you lied to your parents so you wouldn't have to deal with the consequences of them knowing a truth that they deserve to hear. Don't you see something wrong with that? If you're telling lies before your parents, you're telling lies before God. Remember the Fourth Commandment: Honor [[Bob|Thy Father]] and [[Barb|Mother]]. You are mad that the trolls don't respect the "God Blessed" truth in what you tell them, but you don't seem concerned that you are making God sad by disrespecting your parents.<br />
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Your hypothetical example is one I can understand. In fact, I've had very similar situations in my life (I usually threw out or gave away the clothes, not burned them). When I was a teenager, I was pretty flighty with my clothes; I collected way too many that I didn't need, and a lot of them just sat in my closet. My parents knew about it, because I didn't hide it from them. And eventually they started getting mad about it and lecturing me. And at the time I didn't like being lectured, but you know what? It wasn't the end of the world. And I learned a lesson: Don't throw away so much money on clothes I don't need, be more respectful of my possessions. And I'm better off for it now. Maybe if you actually owned up to your parents once in a while instead of trying to spin the truth every time you knew they would get mad, you would have learned some lessons about courage and temperance like I did.<br />
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4. Well, I guess I can understand why they're so worried about the idea of trolls influencing you. But I do think that their fears are much worse than they would be if you told them the truth and didn't leave out important facts. See, Chris? Lying to your parents to stop them from getting mad doesn't just prevent all problems - You never own up to your own actions like you should, so what choice do your parents have but to believe that you're being manipulated? You've caused them to underestimate you all by yourself.<br />
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5. I know you didn't say the words exactly, but that was the impression I was getting. Because things like going to Otakon, coming to see me, and so forth never seemed to inspire you to want to get rid of any of your video games. But now you're willing to sell off all your Nintendo 64 and other games, for the sole purpose of... obtaining another video game. Getting a PS3 inspires you to move mountains but when it comes to me, you just want to wait for me to come to you so you don't have to spend anything.<br />
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Well, anyway... I'm looking forward to seeing the shadow-interview video. You can send me a prototype again if you want so I can look it over and offer advice, before you release a final version. It might be cool if you did like a cut-away sort of thing, so the camera would be on you (Chris) while you talk, and then shift to Jinkies for his answers. Or something like that would be cool.<br />
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Also, I found this thread: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1242</nowiki><br><br />
Did they dig something up in your yard? I didn't read it very closely, I didn't have a whole lot of time.<br />
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Talk to you later,<br />
<br />
Jackie}}<br />
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{{EmailReply|September 1, 2010 - 11:47am<br />
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Well I've just took a look out back; Nothing has changed with the [[Patti|doghouse]], and no holes were made and no ground uprooted. That dude is just blowing smoke.<br />
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I did give you a bunch of men; Four of them, Plus ONE who Came then left. It was an alternating sequence; man, woman, man, woman, etc.<br />
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Firstly, I appreciate your understanding and response to my answers to your questions. But for #5, I may have misworded it, but I literally did try to raise the money for Otakon that week; I sold a bunch of DVDs and CDs to Plan9; I ended up with a total of $40. I was still in the phase of learning to get along without the background of games and older consoles collecting dust and selling them later. And I made the money from the N64 for my saving; I still have it.<br />
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And later, I learned that [[GameStop]] was still accepting Game Boy Advance and GameCube titles, so I later rushed out with a hefty handful of them, including my secondary [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] games I realized I did not require; Sapphire, LeafGreen and Pearl, and my Nintendogs game along with the GBA and GameCube titles selected to move on from. I made $100 Store Credit. And with that credit, my family and I did sit down and discuss a loan for the remaining 200 towards the replacement PS3. They loaned it to me with the term of 100 a month for the next two months. But the point is, [[Scale of Respect|I earned a Huge Chunk of Respect]] from both my mom and dad from the effort.<br />
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I understand that counters and coincides with my past truth of getting along without it for a month. But [[Chris and negotiation|I'll make you a deal]], Jackie. Starting on the day you and I meet, I promise to go a whole month without using any of my game consoles, including Handhelds, with you as my eye-witness. If I win, nothing will change, and we will continue towards our happy future together. But if I lose, I will give you $50 cash, and we will still continue towards our happy future together. [[Chris and reality|Either way, we both win]].<br />
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I have to do some [[Chris and cinematography|light-re-situating]], but I will have the shadow interview video recorded this week.<br />
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I'm not surprised that between Tito AND Clyde, they would Not come through at all with the reward. I'll forward you new e-mails I've received recently. Tito is making up a Fictional meeting between him and me happening, when IT DID NOT. Their Agent recorded me [[Fashion_Square_Mall#Chris_captured_on_video|sitting there waiting]] and posted it onto [[YouTube]] with a damn rumor attached to it. Now they want me to Beg. I've played their Goose-Chase for long enough, and I do not want anything of this anymore. They are NOT going to give me the "reward" regardless of what I do at all. They're all bastards. I'll also have [[JenkinsJinkies|"Junior"]] speak ill of Tito and Clyde after what I've told him what happened. I'll even blow the lid on the recent "Bone Excavating" too.<br />
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&#42;sigh*<br />
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You are more important to me than any video game; I WOULD move mountains to get to you, but I have my [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|financial situation]] that puts me on a fixed where affording to Immediately travel is not doable, even WITHOUT buying Anything New throughout the month. I have to eat and get gas for [[Son-Chu|my car]] too. But Locally, I am still able to [[Best Buy|go out]], afford to treat you to [[McDonalds|good things]] on our dates, and put all of my heart and [[Semen|soul]] into it and into you. Do not ever doubt my solid emotions for you, Jacklyn. I Want You by my side As Soon As Possible and Forever after that more than any material thing in the whole world.<br />
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I gtg eat lunch, but I'll TTYL.<br />
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Stay Safe and Sweet, Sweetheart,<br><br />
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
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{{Email|1=September 1, 2010 - 1:09pm<br />
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The drawing was not what I asked for, pure and simple. I'm looking at it right now, there is only ONE guy in the picture, not four. Over and over you drew what you wanted to, not what I wanted. And why would I want to stare at a bunch of naked women? I'm straight, not a [[gaybian|lesbian]]. And now you're just arguing about it instead of redrawing it. I thought you liked drawing. I thought you liked drawing for ME.<br />
<br />
Am I supposed to be proud of you for lying to me? For claiming you could go without your precious PS3 for months when you had no intention of doing so? Am I supposed to be proud that you sold some pokemon games you don't "require" for the sole purpose of buying a new console you also don't require? I don't think the "huge chunk of respect" your parents have given you is really worth anything, because it's based on lies. The lie that your PS3 died before you destroyed it, as well a the lie by omission that the trolls are manipulating you. I believe that that was their own idea, but you are conveniently letting them continue to believe it instead of owning up and explaining that destroying it was all your idea. I wouldn't be proud of earning their respect if I were you. I would be ashamed of having tricked them out of it.<br />
<br />
I have several problems with your "deal". Firstly, please don't propose it to me as if I have already accepted it, or assuming that I will accept it. I do not accept it. <br />
<br />
Secondly, it is not at all a deal. It is quite insulting. You are going back on your claim that you could go without your PS3 for months. [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|That was basically like a promise.]] You PROMISED me, and you are reneging on it. You talk about how the trolls are renegers for not paying you the money, but why should I care about them? YOU are the reneger, Chris. YOU are the reneger.<br />
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Thirdly, you have lied to me numerous times, your claim that you can go without the PS3 being the most recent one. But it gets worse when you couple your lies to ME with your rationalization for lying to your PARENTS. You said that you lie to your parents to "protect" them from feeling bad about what you've done. So it's perfectly reasonable to assume that you will lie to me and claim you haven't been playing video games even though you have, isn't it? Because you will rationalize it by saying you need to "protect" me from feeling ashamed. Given that you are bargaining like an addict to get out of your promise to me to let the PS3 go, I think it's fair to assume you will continue down that path and play video games anyway, despite what your little deal promises. You know full well it is not possible for me to be your eye-witness for an entire month, Chris. I can't babysit you 24/7. You offered that specifically because you wanted to look good, you knew I would have to turn down being your eye-witness. So when I'm busy at school or out or whatever, you'll play your games carefree, then lie to me and say you haven't played them because you want to make me think I should be proud of you. Right? You know, if you've wronged someone (like your parents or me), they have a right to be mad at you. By hiding the truth from them, you are further wronging them, not protecting them.<br />
<br />
And Fourthly, and most sadly... you're offering to bribe me with $50? I have $50 in my purse right now. I don't need your $50. I don't want your $50. What I want is a boyfriend who is willing to actually TRY to improve himself and who will hold [[true and honest]] to his promises, not abandon them when they get difficult and offer me a bribe to get out of them. How do I "win" by getting $50? Do you really think that's just as good as seeing you fight your pathetic addiction? You'd be the only one who would win, because you'd get out of Honestly Chris, you're making me cry right now.<br />
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Don't tell me your "financial situation" makes traveling impossible while at the same time you've quickly acquired $300 in order to buy your precious little video game console. Clearly your PS3 is more important to you than me. It took you weeks to get me my drawing, and even after several tries none of them were the drawing I wanted, but I bet you were still playing your PS3 for hours every day. And once your PS3 was gone, all your efforts became devoted to obtaining a replacement, while I sit here in Tennessee alone. By the way, take a look at this site: https://www.greyhound.com/farefinder/step2.aspx?Redirect=Y&Version=1.0&OriginID=330319&OriginCity=Charlottesville&OriginState=VA&DestinationID=400610&DestinationCity=Nashville&DestinationState=TN&Children=0&Legs=1&Adults=1&Seniors=0&DYear=110&DMonth=9&DDay=4&DHr=<br />
A bus ticket from your place to where I am would only cost $118, much less than a $300 computer. And I told you you'd be staying with me and we could split even on food, and you'd be riding back with me so you wouldn't need to pay for a return bus ticket. Since a PS3 costs nearly triple a bus ticket, I guess you want a PS3 nearly three times more than you want to see me.<br />
<br />
Since it seems to work when I make a bullet-list of specific items I want you to address, let me again write out a list of questions and comments I want you to answer:<br />
<br />
1. I want you to tell your parents that you lied about the PS3 dying, and tell them that your PS3 was working perfectly fine when you decided to destroy it.<br><br />
2. I want you to explain how you think I am supposed to feel about the fact that you never intended to keep your promise to me of going without the PS3 for months.<br><br />
3. I want you to explain to me how you think God feels about your lies to me and to your parents.<br><br />
4. I want you to explain to me how you think God feels about your gluttonous addiction problem, and your unwillingness to treat it.<br><br />
5. I want you to explain how your devotion to obtaining a new PS3 and your total unwillingness to consider coming to see me are not clear signs that you prefer video games over me.<br><br />
6. Most importantly... I want you to go til New Years before getting a new PS3. That's January 1, 2011. That's four months away. You promised you could go for months, so show it.<br />
<br />
Notice how that list doesn't have anything about me wanting you to come to visit me in Tennessee? That's because I don't want a guy to come visit me when it's obvious he doesn't really want to see me. It's sad, it really is. I thought you cared about me. But you aren't willing to actually pay anything to do see me. Not like you're willing to pay for your PS3. I'd love to have you here with me, I thought we could maybe have our first time together even. But if you don't want to be with me, there's nothing to be gained by trying to coerce you.<br />
<br />
I want so much for this to work, Chris. I've been trying so hard. But what signs have you given me? What work have you done for me? Why are you not willing to show me anything but empty promises that you immediately back out on when they become inconvenient? Do you think a girlfriend is something you can just shut out when she becomes inconvenient? I guess I'll be sitting here alone til the end of my trip then, unless you care to prove me wrong. I promise I'll call you when I get home. Although given how little promises mean to you, maybe you won't mind if they start to mean as little to me, too. If you want me to feel differently, you'll have to actually do something to show me.<br />
<br />
Talk to you later,<br />
<br />
Jackie<br />
<br />
P.S. You complain about the trolls blowing smoke to you, but it seems like you've been blowing a lot of smoke to me this whole time.}}<br />
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{{Email|1=September 1, 2010 - 3:38pm<br />
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By the way, I suggest you look harder where they said they dug up your [[dog]]. You say you took one glance and then ignored it, but they specifically said they were careful to leave no trace. Doesn't your deceased dog deserve at least as much time as your deceased PS3? <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=95</nowiki><br />
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Jackie}}<br />
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{{Email|September 2, 2010 - 11:06am<br />
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Chris, where have you been? I didn't hear from you at all yesterday, is everything alright? I'm starting to get a little worried.<br />
<br />
Jackie}}<br />
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{{EmailReply|September 2, 2010 - 3:35pm<br />
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I'm sorry for not replying yesterday. In the morning, I had to hang with my mother while she went in for her liver checkup (I think that's what it was about), and she gave a bit of blood shortly before as well. We had some breakfast (she ate later), and met my father at the usual gas station where he buys his weekly lottery tickets. [[Chris and money|I invest $4 weekly]] between Win For Life and Mega Millions; two plays each.<br />
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And in the afternoon, I hung with my father for lunch. And redownloaded all of the update data for my PS3 disc games ([[Eye of Judgment]] was the longest to update, so I watched Disc 8 of the "[[Wikipedia:Daria|Daria]]" DVD set; it included the final two episodes and both movies during that update. I felt sleepiest during the 7:00 PM hour while Motorsorm was updating, and I was given the option to restart my PS3, so I shut it down for the night and crashed.<br />
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Today so far, I went with my father for [[Burger King|morning coffee]], and just got back from sharing a baked potato with him at [[Wendys]] and walking around Food Lion for a bit. I finished the Disc Game Updates, now I'm working on the Download Games and Add-Ons; I had redownloaded all of the [[LittleBigPlanet|LBP]] and [[ModNation Racers|MNR]] DLC, Premium and Dynamic Themes and Avatars First Items right after booting up the new PS3 and reformatting the 500GB HDD.<br />
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Aside from that, in response to your concerns about [[Patti]], and they go greatly appreciated. Thank you. :) But I did not just glance over the area, I went over it extensively; I saw NO difference from past times at all. So, you have no need to worry. And I've read the [[Trollin Train|Forum]] topic more; they're just blowing smoke, making up crap. Besides which, for your information and Confidential, Patti was buried in the cardboard box the vet put her in, encased with a re-enforced Solid Wooden Crate my father and I put together with screws and nails, and was buried with the two Towels we had to use the day she died to clean her with. And with all that, A) they would NOT be able to "polish" the bones, because the flesh and fur would still be plentiful on the body. B) The bones would NOT be covered in Dirt and Soil, because of the body being in a cardboard box, encased in a Nailed and Screwed Wooden Crate with No Holes. And C) there are a LOT of Trees and Branches surrounding the Doghouse and Cement Blocks that rest over her buried, enclosed, secured body, so there is Very Little Chance of ANYONE getting to the doghouse and moving it. Plus, there are some Poison Ivy in that area. So, ANY photos they would have taken would have Flesh and Fur on those Bones, and the Crate, Nails, Screws and Box the body was in. Their photograph is of some other damn sack of bones from some other dirt site. Plus they do not mention Anything of the Crate and the Trees, OR even the Gazebo.<br />
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I still yearn for you by my side, Jacklyn. Is there any update on When you'll be returning to [[Virginia]], so we can schedule the Date? I want you here Badly. You give me the shine in my days that make them better with your sweetness and understandings. You are SOO Cool, [[Sweetheart]].<br />
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Please let me know in your reply.<br />
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Stay Safe and Sweet,<br><br />
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<br><br />
Christian.}}<br />
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{{Email|1=September 2, 2010 - 3:55pm<br />
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So you got a new PS3 afterall?<br />
<br />
Actually, I decided to come home early. I got in early this morning. I was thinking about calling you, but since you decided that re-downloading the same baby games you've already played hundreds of hours in was so important that you couldn't spare ten minutes to write me an email yesterday, I'm not sure when I'll call you. When I didn't hear from you I thought that maybe my email was too "stressful" for you to read and you decided to simply ignore me. I have stuff I can do that's more important than a guy who doesn't care about me.<br />
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Clearly, since you had a choice between writing to me and playing your PS3, and you chose the PS3, that means the PS3 is the "shine in your days". I am obviously not. I'm not a hamster, Chris. You can't trick me just by repeating words that you think sound romantic. If you ever want me "at your side", you will answer every item on the list I just sent you for the second time. You will DO SOMETHING to show me that you care rather than just repeating EMPTY WORDS. How many times must I tell you that it is SOO OBVIOUS that your words don't mean anything alone?<br />
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Please don't talk to me about your father or what cartoons you watch when you completely ignored the serious letter that I spent over an hour writing to you. I'll repost it below, and if you actually care about me at all, you'll actually read the whole thing and respond to it this time.<br />
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The drawing was not what I asked for, pure and simple. I'm looking at it right now, there is only ONE guy in the picture, not four. Over and over you drew what you wanted to, not what I wanted. And why would I want to stare at a bunch of naked women? I'm straight, not a lesbian. And now you're just arguing about it instead of redrawing it. I thought you liked drawing. I thought you liked drawing for ME.<br />
<br />
Am I supposed to be proud of you for lying to me? For claiming you could go without your precious PS3 for months when you had no intention of doing so? Am I supposed to be proud that you sold some pokemon games you don't "require" for the sole purpose of buying a new console you also don't require? I don't think the "huge chunk of respect" your parents have given you is really worth anything, because it's based on lies. The lie that your PS3 died before you destroyed it, as well a the lie by omission that the trolls are manipulating you. I believe that that was their own idea, but you are conveniently letting them continue to believe it instead of owning up and explaining that destroying it was all your idea. I wouldn't be proud of earning their respect if I were you. I would be ashamed of having tricked them out of it.<br />
<br />
I have several problems with your "deal". Firstly, please don't propose it to me as if I have already accepted it, or assuming that I will accept it. I do not accept it. <br />
<br />
Secondly, it is not at all a deal. It is quite insulting. You are going back on your claim that you could go without your PS3 for months. That was basically like a promise. You PROMISED me, and you are reneging on it. You talk about how the trolls are renegers for not paying you the money, but why should I care about them? YOU are the reneger, Chris. YOU are the reneger.<br />
<br />
Thirdly, you have lied to me numerous times, your claim that you can go without the PS3 being the most recent one. But it gets worse when you couple your lies to ME with your rationalization for lying to your PARENTS. You said that you lie to your parents to "protect" them from feeling bad about what you've done. So it's perfectly reasonable to assume that you will lie to me and claim you haven't been playing video games even though you have, isn't it? Because you will rationalize it by saying you need to "protect" me from feeling ashamed. Given that you are bargaining like an addict to get out of your promise to me to let the PS3 go, I think it's fair to assume you will continue down that path and play video games anyway, despite what your little deal promises. You know full well it is not possible for me to be your eye-witness for an entire month, Chris. I can't babysit you 24/7. You offered that specifically because you wanted to look good, you knew I would have to turn down being your eye-witness. So when I'm busy at school or out or whatever, you'll play your games carefree, then lie to me and say you haven't played them because you want to make me think I should be proud of you. Right? You know, if you've wronged someone (like your parents or me), they have a right to be mad at you. By hiding the truth from them, you are further wronging them, not protecting them.<br />
<br />
And Fourthly, and most sadly... you're offering to bribe me with $50? I have $50 in my purse right now. I don't need your $50. I don't want your $50. What I want is a boyfriend who is willing to actually TRY to improve himself and who will hold true and honest to his promises, not abandon them when they get difficult and offer me a bribe to get out of them. How do I "win" by getting $50? Do you really think that's just as good as seeing you fight your pathetic addiction? You'd be the only one who would win, because you'd get out of Honestly Chris, you're making me cry right now.<br />
<br />
Don't tell me your "financial situation" makes traveling impossible while at the same time you've quickly acquired $300 in order to buy your precious little video game console. Clearly your PS3 is more important to you than me. It took you weeks to get me my drawing, and even after several tries none of them were the drawing I wanted, but I bet you were still playing your PS3 for hours every day. And once your PS3 was gone, all your efforts became devoted to obtaining a replacement, while I sit here in Tennessee alone. By the way, take a look at this site: https://www.greyhound.com/farefinder/step2.aspx?Redirect=Y&Version=1.0&OriginID=330319&OriginCity=Charlottesville&OriginState=VA&DestinationID=400610&DestinationCity=Nashville&DestinationState=TN&Children=0&Legs=1&Adults=1&Seniors=0&DYear=110&DMonth=9&DDay=4&DHr=<br />
A bus ticket from your place to where I am would only cost $118, much less than a $300 computer. And I told you you'd be staying with me and we could split even on food, and you'd be riding back with me so you wouldn't need to pay for a return bus ticket. Since a PS3 costs nearly triple a bus ticket, I guess you want a PS3 nearly three times more than you want to see me.<br />
<br />
Since it seems to work when I make a bullet-list of specific items I want you to address, let me again write out a list of questions and comments I want you to answer:<br />
<br />
1. I want you to tell your parents that you lied about the PS3 dying, and tell them that your PS3 was working perfectly fine when you decided to destroy it.<br><br />
2. I want you to explain how you think I am supposed to feel about the fact that you never intended to keep your promise to me of going without the PS3 for months.<br><br />
3. I want you to explain to me how you think [[God]] feels about your lies to me and to your parents.<br><br />
4. I want you to explain to me how you think God feels about your gluttonous addiction problem, and your unwillingness to treat it.<br><br />
5. I want you to explain how your devotion to obtaining a new PS3 and your total unwillingness to consider coming to see me are not clear signs that you prefer video games over me.<br><br />
6. Most importantly... I want you to go til New Years before playing your PS3. That's January 1, [[2011]]. That's four months away. You promised you could go for months, so show it.<br />
<br />
Notice how that list doesn't have anything about me wanting you to come to visit me in Tennessee? That's because I don't want a guy to come visit me when it's obvious he doesn't really want to see me. It's sad, it really is. I thought you cared about me. But you aren't willing to actually pay anything to do see me. Not like you're willing to pay for your PS3. I'd love to have you here with me, I thought we could maybe have our first time together even. But if you don't want to be with me, there's nothing to be gained by trying to coerce you.<br />
<br />
I want so much for this to work, Chris. I've been trying so hard. But what signs have you given me? What work have you done for me? Why are you not willing to show me anything but empty promises that you immediately back out on when they become inconvenient? Do you think a girlfriend is something you can just shut out when she becomes inconvenient? I guess I'll be sitting here alone til the end of my trip then, unless you care to prove me wrong. I promise I'll call you when I get home. Although given how little promises mean to you, maybe you won't mind if they start to mean as little to me, too. If you want me to feel differently, you'll have to actually do something to show me.<br />
<br />
Talk to you later,<br />
<br />
Jackie<br />
<br />
P.S. You complain about the trolls blowing smoke to you, but it seems like you've been blowing a lot of smoke to me this whole time.<br />
<br />
P.P.S. Dogs decompose when they die. If you loved your dog, you wouldn't just assume it was all safe and go play your little video games.}}<br />
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{{Email|September 2, 2010 - 3:57pm<br />
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Chris, I just sent you a very long email, but honestly I have a feeling you'll just ignore it because it takes too many minutes to read, so I'm sending you this short one to make sure you understand me: Read the entirety of that long email, think about it, and respond to EVERY ONE of my questions and concerns. I don't care if it takes you two hours to do this, you do it. Or I'm through with you.<br />
<br />
Jackie}}<br />
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[[Category:Jackie E-mails| 12]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Yellow-Shirted_Foe&diff=195526Yellow-Shirted Foe2016-02-27T20:12:49Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>{{quote|I’m very serious in this. Your lack of response has left me most upset! [[26 December 2014|My yellow-shirted foe!]] Mm! And you will lose business because of this!|[[Chris]] trying to blackmail someone he maced over a video game}}<br />
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! colspan="2" |The Yellow-Shirted Foe, shortly after experiencing the fateful macing.<br />
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| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male<br />
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| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[United States of America|American]]<br />
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| '''Race'''<br />
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br />
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| '''Occupation(s)'''<br />
| GameStop Assistant Manager<br />
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The Yellow-Shirted Foe, previously known as the [[Manajerk|Ass-Manager]], was an innocent GameStop employee doing his job on the fateful day of [[26 December 2014|December 26th 2014.]]<br />
Likely tired after hours of communicating to bargain-hunting customers on Boxing Day and looking forward to returning home to his loved ones to enjoy another day of the Festive Season, his day took a turn for the worse when a [[Chris|cross-dressing manchild]], previously banned for acts of vandalism sprayed him with pepper spray for no valid reason, causing immense pain and eye irritation. He was the sole victim of the attack on blue arms. <br />
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After Chris was taken to court and found guilty, his Yellow-Shirted Foe would come under scrutiny once more on [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|November 29th 2015]] where it would be revealed that Chris blames him for his various bans and has decided to add him to his list of enemies.<br />
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Time will only tell what will become of the Yellow-Shirted Foe, if he will get back in contact with Chris, or if indeed Chris will try and force further contact with his assault victim.<br />
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==26 December 2014==<br />
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The Yellow-Shirted Foe worked the Boxing Day Shift at a Game Stop in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], where Chris was trespassing. Considering he had been banned for vandalizing store displays in the past, his Yellow-Shirted Foe was one of the employees to confront him and ordered him to leave.<br />
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When Chris put up argument, his Yellow-Shirted Foe left to fetch security and Chris retaliated by yelling out "DON'T CALL ANYBODY" and macing him as he passed by on his way out.<br />
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The Yellow-Shirted Foe would press charges and over the course of nearly a year, Chris attended various Court Hearings until October 15th when Chris would be found Guilty.<br />
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==29 November 2015==<br />
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Chris accuses his Yellow-Shirted Foe of holding a vendetta against him (which given the circumstances IS entirely plausible and understandable), and has encouraged his various bans.<br />
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Revealing a long-winded typical [[Apology Letters|Chris-Chan Apology]] in which he at one point attempts to blackmail his Yellow-Shirted Foe by making a baseless accusation that he is working several jobs and threatens to report him to the Better Business Bureau, Chris tells us the apology was ignored which ignites his wrath.<br />
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Chris goes further to accuse him of being bigoted towards the LGBT and Autistic community, never wondering if perhaps his Yellow-Shirted Foe himself is LGBT, or is on the Autistic Spectrum. Content with his assumption, he urges his fans to boycott GameStop and various affiliates in protest against his Yellow-Shirted Foe's alleged discrimination.<br />
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Chris expects his apology to be accepted simply because he made the effort to make one at all. Disregarding that his Yellow-Shirted Foe lost working time and money due to the incident, or the possibility he had been asthmatic or allergic, results could have been catastrophic.<br />
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[[Category: People]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Greene_County_Conspiracy&diff=195525Greene County Conspiracy2016-02-27T20:03:11Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''100_2178.MOV''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 8 [[May 2010]] in which [[Chris]], lonely and lost at the bottom of a depression-well, reflects on the state of his life.<br />
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==Analysis==<br />
Chris made this video after coming home alone from an EXTREME ACTION SPORTS show to which he had won 4 tickets from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his Church's Young Adult Social Group, he was forced to scalp the tickets in front of the stadium and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" (who probably haven't even got a [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|pimped out PS3 controller]]) while handsomer, happier, less [[autistic]] men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd. This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since [[Jackie E-mails|he and Jackie broke apart]].<br />
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Chris, with his victim complex, inexplicably blames the Greene County school board (which tried to pull him out of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] when he was a child) for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell"--first by supposedly trying to institutionalize him for being autistic then, after many years with no interaction with him, going so far as to pay a realtor over $9,000<ref>A rough estimate of a realtor's fee, given an appraised home value of $161,200 and [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/11/60minutes/main2790865.shtml a realtor's commission of 6%].</ref> to keep his [[14 Branchland Court|family's house]] in [[Ruckersville]] from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends after high school. <br />
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[[File:ThePatriots1.png|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]<br />
He is not aware that:<br />
*About 19 other students in the district were also autistic <ref>Assuming autism is distributed uniformly, that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US-autism-6-17-1996-2007.png roughly 1%] of the population was autistic, and that there were 2,000 students in the Green County school district at the time. [http://www.localschooldirectory.com/district-schools/039/Greene-County-Public-Schools-District/VA There are now around 3000.]</ref> and weren't paid special attention to by the school board<br />
*Every member of the that board works a full-time [[Chris's resume|job]] and many also have children. Therefore, none of them would have the motivation to [[Trolls|hound]] Chris for a decade<br />
*All his supposed friends from Chesterfield County (with whom he admits to have had little interaction outside of school<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref>) have long since moved on with their lives, are now similarly indisposed, and would have nothing to gain by spending time with him even if all of them were neighbors<br />
*If the board hated Chris so much, then they would have tried to expel him in the first place<br />
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Using the board as a not-so-convenient excuse to ignore the fact that he himself is the only consistent factor in his unbroken series of failures, he goes on to muse that they bribed [[Michael Snyder]] (years later again) to ban him from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. There is no "evidence" yet linking them to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the [[Jerkop|Jerkops]], or the 15,000 some-odd people of Greene County who somehow spontaneously decided not to be Chris's friends for no reason. Chris seems to restrain himself from [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|calling Snyder a "greedy Jew"]], stopping after "greedy". He ends the video by wishing that they, Michael Snyder, and the [[trolls]] would all go to hell for playing [[Kick the Autistic]].<br />
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Perhaps coincidentally, the video was uploaded 16 years to the day since [[Bob]]'s case against Greene County was thrown out of court.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Greene County Conspiracy<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|HrdY2OWNKn0}}<br />
| stardate = 08 [[May 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Autism|[[Stress|Life]]}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}, {{Reason|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Game Place|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{OrangeSleeveless|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]<br />
| next = [[05142010]]<br />
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{{quote|We were forced to move back here because of you goddamn... people who were afraid of autistic individuals.}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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[''Chris sits in the dark in front of his TV, which is, shockingly, turned off. He is visible only in silhouette. A fan hums in the background.'']<br />
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This is [[Christian Weston Chandler]], alias ''Christopher'' Weston Chandler, pre [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|1990-something]]. Anyway, I-I have sent this message to all the peo- ...ple that were of the [[Greene County]] School Board... and such... during the [[1990s]]... because... Threatening to put me in a mental institution. That was pretty much why we had to run away... and move to Chesterfield County, and I had better life over there, I had a lo- I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just ''sad'' to leave, when I, after I graduated. 'Cause I had to leave all my friends. I had the good life. But we were forced to move back here.<br />
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You people of Greene County, you could not have left us, uh, left me and my family alone. You had to go and pay off the realtors, just so, this h- so that this house here could not have been sold. If it, 'cause if it had been sold, we would have been able to stay in Chesterfield County. [''[[sigh]]''] And I would have been ha- I would have had a lot- a happier life over there, than right now and how I'm feeling. If, right now, because we ha- 'cause we were forced to move back here because of you goddamn... people who were afraid of [[autistic]] individuals.<br />
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[''sigh'']<br />
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You individuals would know who you are. I wish my family and I did not have to move back here. I wish we could have stayed in Chesterfield County, 'cause I had the better life there. And we were doing we- we were doing well, but you had to drag us down! You had to make us unable to sell our house here. You had to ''force'' my family to move back here, where I was okay and I have a couple of friends, and I'm better off with... [''Voice cracks, shakes arm to gesture at room.''] '''stuff.'''<br />
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That stuff is no good if I don't have, if I don't have many friends to share it with. [''Chokes back tears.'']<br />
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And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn [[Michael Snyder]] to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "''scaaaaring'' his customers away!" [''Flips off the camera''] You goddamn, greedy... ''Snyder''!<br />
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I was at the John Paul Jones Arena earlier tonight, at the Extreme Action Sports. I had won four tickets the previous Friday, Friday of the last week, from 95.1. The few [[Trolls|friends]] I have here could not have come- could not come with me, and I could not even find anyone in the congregation to take- to go with me. 'Cause I misplaced directory for one reason. And even with the help of, uh, my pastoral counselor to get in contact with them, they did not call- none of them called me back! <br />
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And I had to sell the... tickets I had, and I had to sit there next to a... lovey-dovey couple. [''His voice begins to crack.''] Which, that was okay, you know, I was trying to be... good- I was trying to be good friend, you know... [''scratches back of head''] Sociable. [''sigh''] But still, if that was... If I had stayed in Chesterfield County, and I would- and I had a similar situation for an event there... [[Chris and reality|I would definitely have had my friends I had there]]. Moving back here, it just dragged me downhill. So I tell you what, Greene County... Because you saw fit to make- to make me and my family have to move back here, just to make me sad, and move more into my Autistic Shell: ''you did it''. <br />
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If I had stayed in Chesterfield County, I would have been a whole lot better off. I wish you would, I wish you would have let us sell our house here. We could have stayed there. I wish you had- I wish we did not have to move back to [''sigh''] I wish we did not have to move back here nearly ten years ago.<br />
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Laugh all you want, trolls! Because... I don't give a ''damn''. You're all just immature, [[naïve]], condescending, soulless ''monsters''. [[Chris and hypocrisy|You don't ''care'' about others]], you only care about yourselves. You only care about getting your own laughs and kicks, because you don't h- you don't have your own social life! You [[Death threats|threaten]] me from ha- from trying to seek one of my own, by scaring me on the Internet and whatnot.<br />
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Including Clyde Cash, you can all go to hell. And all the people that were on the Greene County School Board during the 1990s then that forced us to have to move back here, '''sit and spin...''' Hell.<br />
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And Michael Snyder, I hope you go to Hell, too!<br />
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And for everybody el-, as for everybody else... Peace.<br />
{{-}}<br />
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==Michael Snyder's reply==<br />
{{quotebox|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.<br><br />
Signed,<br><br />
That goddamn Michael Snyder}}<br />
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==Fan videos==<br />
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| name = Chris Chan's Confession <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vRQtkDUHCF4}}<br />
| maker = MWillBuoy <br />
| stardate = 9 May 2010<br />
| type = }}<br />
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| name = The truth YOU weren't supposed to know: CWC Expose <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Nna4NOyHiyE}}<br />
| maker = SyntheNeko <br />
| stardate = 10 May 2010<br />
| type = }}<br />
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| name = The Greene County Conspiracy <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Rv7hvbTgKAg}}<br />
| maker = MycalFelps <br />
| Stardate = 01 [[Aug 2010]]<br />
| type = }}<br />
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==References==<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, May 2010| 2010-05-08]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Donation_Options_Reviewed.&diff=195524Donation Options Reviewed.2016-02-27T20:00:45Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''Donation Options Reviewed.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] onto his [[YouTube]] channel on 12 [[November 2015]]. In it, he pledges a great degree of rewards to those who donate towards the continuation of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], an offering on his [[Etsy]] page. He includes plenty of lucrative ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' merch and comic books. He even reveals what happens if someone pledges a thousand dollars or more to him, probably as a result of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeoxjOI5IBo DSteck's particularly generous handout]. Chris also shows that he has started coating his newly-produced [[medallions]] in a glossy substance, most likely PVA Glue.<br />
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Chris does not appear on camera in this video, which probably influenced his [[Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.|next video]] three days later.<br />
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Disgustingly, the three top related YouTube videos are footage of [[Wikipedia:Tunga_penetrans|jigger]] infections, implying Chris may be using some shady tags for his most recent videos. It may also have to do with Chris's mention of his [[Barb|mother's]] "holey buttocks."<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|I do take donations, and each donation, as low as $10.00 per page in the comic books, is greatly appreciated. The books and figure prototypes, and future projects, including a possible video game on console(s) or animated series, is made possible from the kind support from loyal and new readers and followers like y'all. Thank You. :)}}<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Donation Options Reviewed<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lKQ5aB5to7Q}}<br />
| stardate = 12 [[November 2015]]<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = <br />
|style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = N/A<br />
| previous = [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]<br />
| next = [[Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.]]<br />
}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''Chris is filming his complete set of'' [[Amiibo]]'', neatly organised into a purpose-built stand made out of'' [[Lego]] ''and construction paper.'']<br />
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Hello once again, and good day. This is Christine Chandler, coming to you once again from my, from [[14 Branchland Court|home base]] right here. We're just gonna talk a little, talk a little while about my do-, about the [[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages|donations page]], 'cause I mean, while sales are going good here and there, I could still do better and...this is a household I still have to help pay the bills with. So... Yeah, and the-, and they continue, and the donations come in and out as well. They're, they...very good. And every person who donates gets their name put in the back of, definitely [[Sonichu 11|Book 11]] this time round. And I'm thinkin' probably, uh... But anyway, among the bigger donators will get their names put into more than Book 11, up, like, into [[Sonichu 12|12]], 13, so on, depend on, depending on how much they donated. But lower they donate you only get your name in, uh, one book on the donation amount. But anyway then it becomes variation, but anyway again, that's $10 a page, so. I'm just showing off my figures right here, 'cause they will come into play for among the higher donators, and I have more to show, but anyway. Let me just go ahead and read it to you. <br />
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As a devoted fan to Sonichu and Rosechu comic book series, I am certain that you do want to see more pages and eventual animations and whatever else might come to mind, depending on how much help and support I can get. Uh, I mean, especially since I end up with the creators boss, creator's block forced the hiatus in [[2011]]. But I'm getting back into the drawling, writing, color, and working, and trying to work out a schedule that works around the projects, and orders, and whatnot. And then I have my own typical [[stress|stresses]] in life as we-, as well. Hm. But anyway from my shop, you, I mean, I have all my available materials and whatnot, but you, if you don't feel like buying a [[medallion]], [[commission]], or [[Amiibo|figure]] or whatever, I offer you the chance to donate as low as $10. And for $10, uh...not only will you get, uh, a page in that book and the name, and your name in the back of the book, but for each person who donates that there, I, I'll send you the uh, a black-and-white character drawing by default. If uh, you don't make a request, it'll just be uh, Sonichu in a-, in the default. [''shows an example drawing''] That's not the default, this is a past request I photocopied for myself. Anyway that's a limit of one drawing per person per day. If you would like the uh, character drawing, don't, the character drawing colored, that goes up to the next level of donation of $20.<br />
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Anyway, uh, let's see, I'm going down a bit here, but anyway, everybody gets a chance for a character drawing at the least. Everybody gets a character drawing, and the higher they donate, the better the qua-, the better the drawing will be. Alright, at the $50 level, you get your choice of either a recreation of the Sonichu medallion, and you'll note as it says in the description, the strap will be, the neck strap will be leather. And I'll make it long, and I've measure-, premeasured long enough to make sure that it goes around my head at least. Anyway, you'll get your choice of either a medallion, or an autographed photo of me...[''trails off''] El-, anyway, is that really...? Hm. And also, uh, your choice of one of the comic books that will be made available at the time, as early as [[Sonichu 0|Book Zero]], or [[Sonichu 1|Book Number One]] is also available right now, but if you view this video on the later months you'll see more books to be made available, so that's your choice of a book. Alright...oh, wait a minute, um, so that's at the $50 level again. I'm just repeating this, you'll get your choice of the medallion, or, oh, okay, so you'll get your choice of just the medallion by itself, or an [[Autographed Photos|autographed photo]], and a book.<br />
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Okay, I just wanted, just tryin' to make sure I, I have it all printed out right here, so. [''blows raspberry''] I get a little fumbled up in my words as well. Alright, so anyway, moving on, uh, the $100 donation....Mm...yeah, a $100 donation gets you a choice of any one, any single figure of the individual figures made available on [[Etsy]]. [''pans camera to display figures''] That's a wide range right there, as well as your choice of a printed copy book. Uh....[''mumbles''] And also, of course, you may request a character drawing--oh, I forgot, you mention you can request your character drawing as well on the $50 donation level. Everybody gets their, everybody gets a character drawing, but $20 and up it becomes colored, but at the $100 level it does better than just one character. You get, you pretty much would get a full-colored drawing, with, complete with a background and everything, but...Mm...yeah, I guess at that point you can call it a color commission, yeah. At that level, I will personally laminate it, and pur-, put a, put a full-sized certificate on the back of it, so $100 level will be a commission as well. You get a great deal! A figure and a color commission for the $100 donation level. As well as a book! That's a pretty good deal right there.<br />
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Alright, so anyway we got that out, so anyway, we got all that drawing choices, levels out of the way. Right, at $500, okay, that gets you a medallion--which it doesn't have to be Sonichu, by the way, it can be [[Rosechu]] or any of the other characters--I also take custom requests on the medallions, as I have done before on [[eBay]]. And let's see, alright, so you get the medallion, you get your choice of any one of these figures, and then you also get your choice of either three-pack available which currently--the three-packs includes, well there's the Mii version which includes [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], mm, as well as the past version of me, either short or tall, as well as the current version of me--and by the way, I want to go ahead and bring up that all the three-packs, they will come with the Mii, you know the, as shown in the, as they talked about in the listings, if you put in Smash Bros., yeah, you get my, you get to play against my Mii character, and there's a different one, there's a different version of like, you know, past me and present me. But anyway, in the three-packs, it's, we're set, we're mine (mind? my?) set on the Mii characters, no Link or Toon Link, although of course Chris-chan Sonichu has to be a Sonic character at that point, regardless.<br />
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Anyway, you get your choice of the Mii three-pack, or current, or may currently available more recently the family three-pack, which you get Current Version me, as well as my [[Barb|mom]] and my [[Bob|dad]]. And again, check the individual listings on Etsy. Anyway, let's see, um, checking the, checking my printout again... Right, you get uh, for $500 you get the medallion, a single figure, and your choice of one of the three-packs...[''mumbles''] And then you may request an autographed photo as well, and/or you may request a copy of one of my books. [''mumbles''] And you can still request your character drawings, or at this point, a full-color donati-, a full-color commission page...[''mumbles''] Right, so then, again you'll have you name put your, put in the back of more than one book. And then the big whopping deal! $1000 will get you the complete main Sonichu and Rosechu Wave One set that includes uh, Sonichu, Rosechu, [[Blake]], [[Wild]], [[Bubbles]]--complete with surfing on the tidal wave--[[Angelica]], [[Punchy]], and [[Magi-chan]]. You get all that, and your choice of one of the three-piece sets...three-piece figure sets...[''mumbles''] And you'll also get a medallion of your choice of character content or whatev-, or all that...I'm reading the wrong listing, let's see... Right, medallion, and you can still request an autographed photo of me, and a book! And you'll still get your color commission.<br />
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So anyway, that's uh, all of the details. You can read about all of this on the donation listing on [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping]]. [''holds printout in front of the camera, which refuses to focus''] Focus, focus! There we go. I'm going to print this out for reference. Anyway, yeah, so that, again, that's uh, $10 for default character drawing, $20 color in the character, $50 gets the medallion, or an autographed photo, and a book. So you get a medallion, just the medallion, or you can have the autographed photo and a book. And you still get colored character drawing. At $100 you get your choice of any single figure currently available, as well as one of my books, and you get fully upgraded to the full-colored commission. Right, and $500 gets you Sonichu medallion, an individual figure, plus either three-pack, as well as a copy of my, copy of one of my books, and you can choose to get an autographed photo, and full-colored, and then a full-colored commission. Or the $1000 gets you the full Wave One set and your choice of one of three-piece sets, the medallion, the book, optional autographed photo, and full-colored commission. And depending on uh, how much I have to create, and the time, hm, take as low as a few days for, few days to a week, depending on mood situations, whatever, for the drawing. And then uh, two to four weeks for a medallion, up to four weeks for a single figure, or either three-pack, or up to eight weeks for multiple, for the multiple individual figures. <br />
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And now, go ahead and make ano- [''video abruptly ends'']<br />
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==See Also==<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=HairDifference&diff=195523HairDifference2016-02-27T19:56:39Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>'''HairDifference''' are two videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. The first video shows Chris's [[hair]] which hasn't been washed in a "few days", and the second video shows the hair after it has been washed with some "good [[Axe]]... shampoo, conditioner with [[Anti Troll Movement Video1|anti-dandruff]]". To the surprise of no one, his plateaued hair, when washed, looks just as horrendous as it does unwashed.<br />
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==HairDifferenceBefore==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = HairDifferenceBefore<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ADsiQYMU_9M}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other| Hygiene}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}<br />
| saga = <br />
| previous = [[JuggaloShoutOut]]<br />
| next = [[#HairDifferenceAfter|HairDifferenceAfter]]<br />
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{{quote|I have been a few days without a shower, because the shower has been unaccessible to me...}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
All right, it's uh...it's Thurs- it's Thursday thee... what is it, uh... oh, yeah, the 28, and I have been a few days without a shower, because the shower has been unaccessible to me, so my hair is currently in a sit- in a [[Speech Impediment|sitsuation]] where it was past quoted as "oily," and, uh, "stringy," so and I'm about to get ready to take a shower and uh... and use some of the good Axe... shampoo/conditioner with anti-dandruff.<br />
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Yeah, so you'll see a difference in the layer after I uh... after I washed it and after it dries up.<br />
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==HairDifferenceAfter==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = HairDifferenceAfter<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ORWwHhrbU08}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other| Hygiene}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{CreepyRobe|text}}<br />
| saga = <br />
| previous = [[#HairDifferenceBefore|HairDifferenceBefore]]<br />
| next = [[Ghostbusters (video)|Ghostbusters]]<br />
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{{quote|And I've lost my nose piece recently. Had to fabricate a new one out of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|<br />
model magic]].}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
Well it's been a while after my shuts— it's been a while after my shower. My hair— some time to dry. Now look at it now. Not oily and much more fuller. Not so stringy either.<br />
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And I used…<br />
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''[Chris pulls out a bottle of shampoo.]''<br />
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…[[Armoraxe|Axe Armor]]! Anti-dandruff shampoo and conditioner!<br />
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''[Chris puts down the bottle.]''<br />
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Use it to put a shine on your hairy head! Make all the jokes you want. I won't care.<br />
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''[Chris puts on his [[glasses]] with the blue modeling clay on it.]''<br />
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And I've lost my nose piece recently. Had to fabricate a new one out of model magic.<br />
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[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-30 h]]</div>Trombonistahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut&diff=195522DayOut2016-02-27T19:54:56Z<p>Trombonista: </p>
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<div>The '''DayOut''' videos are a series of 9 videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]], in which Chris takes us on a trip around [[Ruckersville]] and [[Charlottesville]] and shows us such wonderful places as [[McDonald's]], [[Walmart]], and [[Burger King]]! Can you feel the excitement?<br />
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Chris seems to describe stores, shopping malls and fast food joints, their surroundings and their easily rectifiable flaws with a droning monotone. Counter-intuitively, he generally uses this tone when he talks about stuff that is ''truly'' closest to his heart. When he finally gets to the more conventional tour sights--for example, the historic [[University of Virginia]] campus--that might actually interest people who think shopping malls are old hat, he ups the ante and launches into an assault of [[random-access humor]].<br />
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[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change]]<br />
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His [[Son-chu|trusty steed]] shows mechanical issues throughout the videos: an ungodly rattling sound is emitted from the engine at every stop light while idling. According to the oil-change sticker on the front windshield, his next scheduled oil change was for 5 [[April 2009]]--19 months ''before'' this video was made--or at 259,963 miles (418,351&nbsp;km).<br />
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There are no less than 4 items hanging from his rear-view mirror blocking his view: a tacky, faded plastic [[America]]n flag; an [[Cherokian|Indian]] Head air freshener and a custom-made [[Sonichu]] air freshener; and a [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] doll superglued to the car's dashboard. Chris did, however, have the common knowledge to remove the giant handicapped placard from his view.<br />
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Chris holds the camera ''while driving'', panning it from left to right to focus on whatever building he's talking about. This distraction is in addition to all the items floating in front of him while his station wagon becomes as cluttered as his [[house]]. It's a miracle he didn't cause a car crash or get pulled over for looking through his camera while driving.<ref>[http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1077 Virginia Code § 46.2-1077]. Motor vehicles not to be equipped with television within view of driver; viewing motion pictures or similar displays while driving.</ref><br />
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==DayOut1==<br />
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| name = DayOut1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NqepiX3yEac}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Wigwam]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
Hello! Today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite places around...town. Here and dere. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna...[[6 June 2010|drive around]]. [''Chris walks over to Son-Chu and gives the camera [[The Creepy Stare]].'']<br />
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==DayOut2==<br />
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| name = DayOut2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|SS-6qbOOM3E}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
[''Chris is driving his car now, pointing his camera out the windshield.'']<br />
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And, uhh, coming up on--first on our trip, we take a--we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. [''points the camera out the passenger's window; a sign for a Walmart and Lowe's comes into view''] And right over to our right, we see the new McDonald's that has been built recently. [''he points the camera out his window towards a Walmart''] Let's get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new Walmart that has been...constructed--has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
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[''Chris points his camera at the windshield again. After a short pause, he aims it out the passenger's window at a McDonald's. He drives around the parking lot as he continues, moving his camera randomly around the car as he does so.'']<br />
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There is the new McDonald's. Small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement. Because you basically have to go around the building twice just to go through the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane outta here...around there, I don't know, or make this whole building do a wh--whole 180. Other than that, the, uh, Walmart is just fine the way it is. <br />
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[''Chris points the camera out the right window again at a gas station.'']<br />
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And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]]...that my father goes to sometimes.<br />
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==DayOut3==<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
[''Chris is driving around the parking lot and drive-thru of a gas station-Burger King combo.'']<br />
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This here is the Burger King that my father... goes to ev- practically every morning for breakfast, and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes. [[List of Chris's lies|I am not a]] [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. [''pause''] And I am [[Obesity|not that big]], though I can stand to lose a [[A Workout|few pounds]].<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
[''Chris is parked in a parking lot of a Food Lion supermarket, while Son-Chu rattles loudly in the background. He pulls out of his space and drives around a bit.'']<br />
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And next on our drive-by tour...is our--is the local Food Lion, where my family and I would get most of our food, 'specially when they're on sale. Sometimes we get our food from the, uh, new Walmart, but it depends--it depends on where the prices--on which one has lower price. 'Cause most likely, over at Walmart, their food items are not on sale. [[Autism|They're usually on, quote-unquote, "rollbacks".]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
[''Son-Chu's horrid rattling is still heard in the background.'']<br />
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Next up--next up, in our drive-by tour, we are in the For--we are in the shops of Forest Lakesss. Where we have the, uh, [[Target]]? Where I sometimes walk around in? They have a comparable selection...possibly prices lower than Walmart sometimes, but not all da time.<br />
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Also in this neckinawoods we have a Five Guys restauraaant, a Quiz-nooos, I think there's a Subway roun'nyeaaar...uhhm...a Sakura-s, but then t'...an a'course one of the eh-many GameStops, T.G.I. Fridays...a T.G.I. Fridays over there, za GameStop here...and! Around-a corner over here, there's a Harris Teeter! Right over there! <br />
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I'm stuck behind-a vehicle. <br />
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Anyway, a 'arrir Teeter, right over...there!<br />
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I'll save the film, and we'll pick up we're at the next stop.<br />
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==DayOut6==<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
[''Small pan around. The handicap sticker is prominent for a bit.'']<br />
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An' a para--in a panoramic sort of view from a standpoint, this here is [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]], at least the front of it. Where there are a great number of stores in there, Including a whole bunch-a buildin' stores, but the choolest ones gotta I, I would say gotta be Sears, Belk, JCPenney. Uhhh, yes there is a GameStop in there, an' a [[Plush breasts|Spencers]], and a [[Toys "R" Us]] Express. Which actually gives good appeal back to the um, ba-back to the shopping center, because they lost some of--they lost that PO when they clo--when they closed the [[Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes|Kay-Bee Toy]] store that used to be in there. And they will be openin' up a new book store soon to replace the one they had before.<br />
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[''pans camera to his face''] On the way over here, a few other note-ca-notable locations. Where um, the Sam's Club and the Walmart next to the Doubletree Hotel. On the right side outgoing south, as well as Rio [''pronounces it as "Ry-o"''] Hill Shopping Center with a Lowe's, a [[List of restaurants#Chik-fil-A|Chik-Fil-A]], a Kroger, Crutchfield, and Atlas [[Sonichu (comic)|Comic]] Book Store. And also, an IHOP, which my parents sometimes go to for dinner. Or lunch. I dunno. It's one of those times. And also, there's uh, also up the road just a little bit, there's a Toys "R" Us. Up the road northwise. And there are other places, of which, uh, we'll be taken note of. [''stutters''] Also up the road some more, is a Kmart and a Big Lots...a Burger King around there. And of course there are shops at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, which, probably enough, there's another...GameStop over there as well. But there's also a Barnes & Noble, as well as a...FedEx Kinko's, and another Harris Teeter, 'nother Kroger over there. Bunch'a good stores over there. Sh-Shena-Shenanigans, and...that other store that next to it. I forget its name...it'll b--I'll be waylaying(?) other locations short in just'a little bit. Stay tuned.<br />
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==DayOut7==<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
Coming up in just a little bit, we will be, ah-passing by an old playground I used to play at quite often, which includes a wading pool. <br />
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I--I mean, I mean when I was ah li--just an itty bitty thing, I thought it was a swimming pool. I mean, I guess to really call it a swimming pool it would need to be deeper.<br />
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Anyway we're going to drive-by it now.<br />
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Take a look at the pool there, you can tell it needs to be deeper. There's the old playground. They need to [[Sonic Boom|update that]], it's a bit rusty. Update the playground fixtures.<br />
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Stay tuned on our next stop to be coming up eventually. But also, I would like to note another fine landmark, another fine landmark around here. A little-known place called [[McIntire Park]]. <br />
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I mean, I don't know, I mean, I don't know if that playground I just pointed out kind of is McIntire Park, or part of it. But it's next to it anyway.<br />
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There's a playground over at McIntire Park also, nowadays.<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
Anyway, uh, on our next drop by, we're just gonna get a few little glimpses of the Downtown Mall. Y'all have seen it before as I have, uh, recorded it mainly, to that, considerably [[Sonichu's Edge|parkour]] thing. Even though you guess, uhhh, you couldn't really count it as a parkour--I, I mean, I tried, you know, I did try on that.<br />
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Now I'm stopped at a traffic light here.<br />
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[''[[stress sigh]]]''] C'mon. Come on.<br />
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Anyway jus--just a few peeks down the few alleys of the uh, downtown mall area. Just a few peeks here and there.<br />
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Uh. Looks like we got the, ah, Albemarle Charlottesville Spirit Walk coming up. <br />
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If you want to do this step-by-step that's your luxury and you're welcome to do that. I'm just going to put myself in here at the parking garage. So I'll check in at the next destination.<br />
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==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==<br />
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The title of this video is likely an insult aimed at noted guido [[Clyde Cash]].<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
Pretty much on this final segment of this, uh, tour around Charlottesvile, and, uh, some of my fun favorite choice places. We can drive down the t--down the corner, and the [[UVA]], the University of Virginia, just coming up on the corner. <br />
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Don't forget traffic folks, because, you know, red lights, they do come up.<br />
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Green change, change you stupid light. Red light turn green. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmm. [''sigh''] Better yet, green light turn yellow. Nnnnnn-now. Now. Right now. Oh, it happened. Go figure sun reflections and everything.<br />
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Anyway I don't really have much ah, particular of what's in the corner, but there is a Baja Bean. Did go to a Baja Bean that was across, that's across from the Walmart in Charlottesville, a little while back. Don't go there as much. But, yeah that's one place anyway.<br />
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UVA medical, medical center and hospital areas down to the left there. Which is, ah you can make the left turn to get there from here. Going about West-ward. <br />
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Hey, little truck from Texas. He's a long way from home.<br />
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Dududududu, red light turn green. Red light turn green. C'mon. Red light turn green. Red light turn green, green, green. Red light turn green. There you go.<br />
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Anyway just, ah, enjoy what's on the ah, corner along the right side of the building as we drive by. (Chris belches loudly)<br />
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Cause essentially it's just whatever. I know that ah, there's a, I think there's a Plan Nine on the corner now, or at least there used to be. There's a Plan Nine over by where Circuit City used to be as well. I'd go around Circuit City once about now there once in a while, while it was open. There's a Baja Bean. And unfortunately they had to close up their shops too. [[The Cleveland Show|Circuit City, there's one left, come find us]]. Yeah, all the way up, probably in Canada. Toronto Canada. Or, better yet. You don't have to travel as far, for some of our good deals you can go to our website which, is still up. Even though our stores are closed we have an online store and our one location in Toronto Canada. Circuit City, were service is state of the art, or [[Chris and Remorse|at least was]], no it's like seemingly out of date. The old plug socket, that went into the pavement.<br />
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Everybody wants to [[Chris and music|sing the song]]. <br />
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And a few calls of ah, [[rape]] around here lately. What's kinda sad, really. But, y'know, at least the citizens are more aware. <br />
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And I'll just, ah turn into my left now where you can see some of the Campus buildings. So the buildings of the ah, University of Virginia. The Campus grounds and all that. Don't know much about 'em except for, [[Bob|my father]] was a guest on a radio st-, on the WTJU here one year when they were doing the jazz marathon in 1989. I remembered the year at random just now. [[Chris and cinematography|Please forgive the reflective sunlight]].<br />
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Ahh, the University of Virginia. The University in the city of which it was founded by Mr. Thomas Jefferson and the letter, Z, in the statue in front of that building. I believe there's a postcard with that image on there as well.<br />
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Hmmm, give you a little bit more, tour of the ah, grounds, and then I'll have to wrap this up because I'm running ou- I'm running low on memory. <br />
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[[Ghostbusters|There's something strange]], in your head, who you gonna call? Mr. Fred! [[100 2277|He wets the bed.]] What are you gonna do when Mr. Fred wets the bed? Ewww. Oh I say here's a bad host. It's a ghost. Who you gonna call? Another ghost! To get rid of the first ghost. I mean especially if it's a boy ghost, you call a girl ghost. Or, otherwise you call- uh can't make a left turn here. Otherwise if it's a girl ghost you call a boy ghost, anyway you call another ghost to get rid of the first ghost. Can't make a left turn here. <br />
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Anyway, there's another step down there and ah, tennis courts over there and, I don't know, there's a soccer field around the corner there. And that pretty much wraps it up here. <br />
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This has been a, fun little tour on a day out with me. Thank you very much, and have a go-<br />
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